 House : Because his white blood cell count was down, he was vulnerable.

 Foreman : So, all we have to answer is, what causes a 22-year-old kid

You get a cervical, thoracic, and lumbar T2-weighted fast spin-echo MRI.

And you, track down all those Richie Rich's who went to Jamaica,

 House : see if any of them have got the shocks, the trots or the hots.

 Chase : I'm curious about crocs, but I don't stick my head in their mouths.

 Foreman : Sixty minutes, most of it spent chewing or talking about the weather.

 Cameron : but they didn't have all the information that we have now.

Could I get a three-piece, some coleslaw, some beans and a Coke?

 Esposito : Looks like she was killed and then stashed in that pod.

 Pearlmutter : Well, based on liver temp, last night, between 10 : 00 and 11 : 00 p.m.

 Pearlmutter : Now, I believe death came by way of this rather fascinating,

How would that explain the first-degree burns on the skin around the wound?

 Castle : Well, that could be powder burns from a close-range gunshot.

 Kevin Ryan : Hey. So I just finished taking witnesses' statements.

Uh, none of these folks knew the victim or were here during the time of death.

 Castle : Someone must have seen the killer entering or leaving the ship last night.

 Beckett : You know what? You could leave a message on the Nebula 9 fan site

 Beckett : asking for anyone that was here between 10 : 00 and 11 : 00 last night,

that there was yellow pollen on Richie's pants from a Tussilago flower?

 Castle : Check out this little yellow patch right here, about ankle high.

 Castle : Look, about the routine, I know you're worried, but...

 Castle : I just always assumed it was because she was genetically incapable of it.

Mary and Dennis confirmed that blogger chick was in her room all night.

 Esposito : Last week, there were a couple of appointments that just say "M."

 Esposito : So her assistant didn't schedule these, which means it was personal.

 Ryan : His clothes are gone and only her stuff is in the bathroom.

 Ryan : and he said that Vince hasn't lived there in almost two months.

 Vincent Powers : Look, I knew if I told you that my marriage was in trouble,

 Beckett : But now that we know that you lied, it makes you look even worse.

 Vincent Powers : Everything changed after Sarah got the big promotion.

 Beckett : where your wife kicked you out and then she demanded a divorce.

 Castle : Only this way, you don't have to worry about splitting your assets.

 Beckett : Well, then, where were you the night that she was killed?

 Perlmutter : So why don't I just tell you what my keen ME training tells me?

All right, Brady said he hit Olivia with a baseball bat. But look at these.

 Perlmutter : When I look at these wounds and the skull fracture pattern,

 Perlmutter : I'd have to X-ray the skull and examine the remains.

 Castle : - You want to exhume the body? - The only way to do it right.

 Beckett : Olivia was raised by a single mom who's deceased as well,

 Beckett : so let me call the next of kin and see what I can do.

 Perlmutter : You know the strength of the disinfectants we use here?

 Beckett : Jeff Dilahunt, who's had his fair share of run-ins with the law.

 Jeff Dilahunt : She hadn't been in town long, but she seemed like a real party girl.

 Beckett : - Were the two of you dating? - Uh, no, just friends.

We're neighbors. We're gonna run into each other. May as well get used to it.

 Sheldon : full of inaccurate depictions of Polynesian religion,

 Sheldon : and a captive audience to hear about it? You bet I am.

 Howard : Thank God, 'cause I was lying... you might not have to wait

 Chandler : You missed the most powerful three hours in the history of the theater.

 Monica : -You really liked it? -Oh, yeah. l mean, at first l hated it.

But why wouldn't l? Because as a man, l've been trained not to listen!

 Esposito : The FBI's been notified. They have agents on their way,

 Esposito : and their tactical units are sweeping the area around Natalie's apartment.

 Ryan : Ready to go. And the Feds want to get this on the evening news.

 Martha : All you did was give Alex Conrad a few notes on his manuscript,

 Castle : In my version, I gently foster the glowing embers of talent,

 Castle : So I'm having Alex meet me at the precinct later on today.

 Castle : Anything special about these? Anything they have in common?

 Powell : I suppose one dusts them off for that very special occasion.

 Powell : - Just like riding a bike. - Our thieves used a bump key.

 Foreman : No point in treating the symptom and not the disease.

 Foreman : or can we do our jobs and come up with one that works?

l did my impression of Joan Rivers as one of the earliest amphibians.

l bet you're thinking that now would be a great time for an intermission, huh?

 Joey : Ross, this is one of my costars, Dirk. Dirk, this is my good friend Ross.

 Castle : Maybe somebody marched Donny at gunpoint down to the river

Yeah, Donny had been putting in a lot of work to fix the place up.

 Annie Swift : I had just done my cash drop down in the basement safe

 Annie Swift : and I came up and some guy was knocking on the door.

 Annie : Anyway, he said that he dropped his wallet in the booth,

 Sheldon : I lost this to Wolowitz in an ill-considered cricket wager.

 Penny : Well, if it makes you feel any better, I'm not feeling so hot either.

 Penny : I'm just saying that you're feeling upset about something with Howard...

 Sheldon : I can never return to a state in which Wolowitz has not bested me...

 Penny spits out drink explosively. Howard types. Robot arm hands Penny a napkin : Thank you.

 Penny : My point is, uh, tonight is Sheldon's first official date.

 Sheldon : Speaking of which, do you want some mutton in coconut milk?

 Sheldon : with a person who struggles with everyday social interactions

 Sheldon : and, frankly, who can strike some people as being kind of a weirdo.

 Sheldon : I mean, honestly, there's no telling what will set you off.

 Sheldon : Breaking the ice with your colleagues using ethnic humor,

 Sheldon : You see, that's the kind of thing that makes people think you're weird.

 Amy : Sheldon, too. If I see him at work, I'm just going to ignore him.

 Rachel : - So, now, what are you doing here? - Well, I have huge news.

- Hold on. Let me check on the baby. - This is important. Can't Ella wait?

 Beckett : Maybe our best bet is to work this through the drug angle.

 Ryan : I got started on that, and I did some research on scopolamine.

 Tom : Sure. Though I'm not sure what I can do. I heard you caught the guy.

Maybe not singing and dancing, but she's feeling a little bit happy

 Wilson : And you're not the one who has to be there when all that false hope

 Foreman : God would probably want you to take the stick out of your butt

 Cameron : it's probably so different from anything our species can conceive,

 Foreman : So you believe God might exist, but you don't think about it?

She needs an ultrasound-guided renal biopsy to check the damage.

someones forcing a white hot hammer down your esophagus, tearing your flesh.

 House : choking and gagging you with the slick, coppery taste of burnt pennies.

Your white blood cells are gone, opening up your system to attack.

One second, your skin feels like it's on fire, the next second, it's entombed in ice.

 Cristina : The attendings and the residents are over there being surgeons,

 Ryan : Maybe Jack Sinclair wasn't begging for mercy when he died.

 Beckett : runs an unlicensed business doing paranormal consultations.

 Esposito : fraud, check fraud and impersonating a religious official.

 Beckett : So the question is, how is she involved in all of this?

 Mercy : I did what I could to help him, but I'd say it wasn't enough.

 Castle : that's just another murder you're gonna have to answer for.

 Wilson : It's a good cover choice. It's not like anyone would pick it up.

 Wilson : Giving him a computer is like giving plutonium to Dr. No.

 Wilson : He says he likes to know what mistakes people are making.

 Izzie : - do you think I would look like this? - I don't understand.

The main concern for the next few days will be multi-system organ failure.

That is, the surgery was too intense for his weakened organs to support.

 Thatcher : And when you go home, you're going to have your very own room.

 Sorenson : Remember, no proof, no money. We need to be firm on that.

 Theresa : You won't get any money until I know my little girl is okay.

 Sorenson : Once they get paid, there's no incentive to keep her alive.

 Sorenson : Figure we'll place our people at a one-block radius from the mailbox.

 Sorenson : It's okay. I've done this before. They won't know I'm an FBI agent.

 Beckett : Mr. Candela, we need this to go as smoothly as possible.

 Alfred : She's my daughter and we're going to follow their instructions to the letter.

 Phoebe : No, I know. I know that this is Frank's life. You know.

I don't wanna be judgmental, but it's sick. It's sick and wrong!

You think he'll enjoy it when he's up to his elbows in diapers...

 Phoebe : This is not fair to Frank, and it's not fair to the babies.

If you don't tell him, soon he'll be married, then you'll hate yourself.

 Phoebe : Yeah, but if I do tell him, then he's gonna hate myself.

 Bernadette : thank you for being honest. PENNY : Yeah. You know,

 Rachel : I have to go pee. Apparently this baby thinks my bladder is a squeeze toy.

That's interesting that you lost. Now, I forget, do you like to lose?

Until then, General Grant, why don't you set up camp.. right there?

People ask why we're not together. I just don't know what to tell them.

Oh, and then you said that thing about bringing the Mesozoic Era...

Actually, l did it, Ross. You remembered shockingly little of your own speech.

No, thanks. I don't mess with fish bowls unless they have my two favorite fish,

 House : Unfortunately, if you treat it like POTS, it gets worse.

 Taub : Proper treatment is surgery. We'll get you in right away.

 Percy : By the time I got there, she was already safe, and passed out cold.

 Percy : Do you know how many Twitter followers I got after that?

 Percy : Somebody else pulled her from the car, then they must've run off.

That's what all this must've been about. Robyn was digging into her old arrest.

 Castle : In that video, Robyn said she was so high she didn't remember anything.

 Castle : But not before bandaging Robyn's leg with their own scarf.

 Esposito : So, if Robyn found out who that scarf belonged to and then confronted them...

Sorry to burst that bubble, Phoebe, but selfless good deeds don't exist.

 Phoebe : I'll find a selfless good deed. I'm going to beat you, you evil genius!

 Emily : I'm only ringing to say stop harassing my relatives. Goodbye.

I started out with the king and the queen. Bam! Ross gets a 2 and a 3.

 Joey : Then I get a jack and a king. Boom! Ross gets a 4 and 5.

 Joey : No more! I cannot lose another dime. I'm serious this time.

 Rachel : to be in a room again with these people and feel good about myself.

 Phoebe : Ooh-oh! Someone's wearing the same clothes they had on last night. Someone get a little action?

 Chandler : we just stayed up all night talking on the internet.

 Chandler : you now how sometimes I tend get a little defended and quipy...

 Chandler : Well she totally called me on it, okay. She said, 'cut it out, get real',

I guess you got here early to burn off that banana bread I baked you.

 Beckett : - I'm sorry, Castle. I didn't mean to... - You didn't mean to what?

 Beckett : Christmas means something different to me than it does to you.

 Beckett : Castle, every winter, as soon as that chill rolls in,

 Beckett : January 9th, and we still hadn't taken our Christmas decorations down.

 Beckett : And ever since I became a rookie, I have taken the Christmas shift.

 Beckett : And I'm sorry, Castle, I thought I could let that go, but I...

Yeah, so I got a custodian who was up on the roof last night for a smoke.

The place was cleaned earlier in the day, but when he got up there,

 Esposito : and often the residents will sneak up here for a smoke.

The building manager identified her as a resident named Crystal Sky.

Checked in 10 days ago to a room on the 18th floor. Paid with cash.

 Esposito : That name's so fake it sounds like something out of one of your books.

 Esposito : Would it kill you to name someone "Gonzales" every once in a while?

and no purse, wallet, or phone in the room, it's hard to know who she is.

 Beckett : Did she tell you anything about herself, like where she was from?

Texas. Lubbock, I think. But, you know, things were bad at home. Her dad...

 Woman : Oh, I can tell you what she was doing. The girl was a prostitute.

 Woman : the sounds coming out of her room at all hours of the night. We all knew it.

 Martin Tillage : Her with her johns. Walls here are pretty thin.

 Woman : But somebody killed that poor girl. These folks need to know the truth.

I saw her yesterday, around 11 : 00 p.m. She was heading for the laundry room.

 Taub : That's why you came down here, not for the patient file.

 Cameron : Okay, Robert. I will answer whatever questions you want.

 Chase : The first time you slept with me was because you were on crystal meth.

 Cameron : It was the emotions that led to the sex, not the drugs.

 Chase : After that, you refused to let it go further than just sex.

 Cameron : Because I knew I was falling for you and I didn't want to.

 Chase : You broke off our vacation because I bought you a ring.

 Chase : He was dying when you met him and he was gone just a year into the marriage.

And you know what? Actually, I do think Kirk was smarter than Spock.

 Joey : ...she can order whatever she wants. The more the better, all right?

 Phoebe : Joey and my friend are out last night, having dinner, and she reaches over...

 Armstrong : And by the way, my Candice would never be caught dead in that club.

 Ryan : If I were in Candice's shoes, I would've done the same thing.

 Esposito : Well, I mean, I feel for her. I do. But she knew what she was getting into.

 Ryan : She knew Beau would blackmail her? So this is her fault?

 Esposito : With what her dad did, she must've known who Beau was

 Esposito : and what he was about. It's not like it was with Scarlet.

 Sheldon : Great. Now I'm worse than a fraud. I'm practically a biologist.

 Sheldon : every science classroom, every periodic table, every textbook.

 Sheldon : Like that time you let Koothrappali wax your eyebrows.

 Beckett : Well, he was in Turkey, which is the heroin pipeline from Afghanistan.

 Castle : The storyteller inside me craves an explanation far more...

 Beckett : Hey, Castle, um, what was the name of that woman that you interviewed?

 Beckett : I think my unis forgot to put her statement in this file.

 Beckett : I swear, most of my time is spent checking people's paperwork.

 Beckett : It's just sometimes it feels like I'm more of a kindergarten teacher.

 Esposito : No, I think I'll go first. Mine's bigger than yours.

 Kaufman : She's on prednisone. How could she get an allergic reaction?

 Cuddy : I switched out the antibiotics, put her back on prednisone.

 Cuddy : Her breathing's normal. But the A-fib's back and her fever's up.

 Cuddy : He'll put her back on the antibiotics that almost suffocated her.

 House : Started in the heart, endocarditis still fits, it's just got to be fungal.

 House : We have to switch Kaufman's antibiotics for Amphotericin B.

 Theresa : What? What are you thinking? She doesn't want to see him.

 Sidney Perlmutter : Detective Beckett is investigating Ana's death.

 Phoebe : Would you rather live in the shirt pocket of a sweaty giant...

 Rachel : You know what that is? A second date, that's what that is.

It's your fault. Now he loves her. He'll marry her. It's all your fault.

 Foreman : West Nile negative. Not surprising since not too many mosquitoes passing through Jersey in December.

 Chase : No eastern equine encephalitis. You guys aren't gonna believe this.

 Cuddy : It's not a good idea to move your son in his condition.

 Dad : You, on the other hand, accused us of molesting our son. - Perfect.

 House : Listen. When we were taking his medical history, were you confused?

 House : Did you think we were looking for a genetic clue to his condition,

 House : or did you think we were trying to ascertain who loves him the most in the whole wide world?

 House : - I sampled their D.N.A. - We didn't give you any D.N.A.

You can't do that. - Again, why are we getting hung up on what I did?

Your medical history is useless. - No. We gave you a detailed history of his biological mother.

 Dad : never expressed a shred of regret for what happened to your mother.

 Kalvin : - I'm living my life the way I want. - Are you gonna give me some blood?

 House : And girls with big appetites, well, they just can't get enough

 House : - I don't mean the delicious snack. - You son of a bitch!

 Kalvin : - Are you out of your mind? - You said you didn't care.

 House : Notice how you can't breathe? Now, either that's the cane

 House : or, I just ruptured one of those liver cysts we were chatting about,

 House : and you've gone into anaphylactic shock. Exactly the same way your son did

 House : classify it as experimental. It's not gonna screw with their numbers.

 House : This is what she wanted. She wanted her organs to help other...

 Donald : That is why you made me think that you were her doctor,

 House : - I never said that I was her doctor. - Fine! You didn't lie,

 House : It's got nothing to do with anything you've ever pretended to have.

 House : And you saw all the attention she got while you were left alone, ignored.

 Castle : You don't think any of this could possibly be real, do you?

 Beckett : Wait, just like you told what other guy? Who else did you tell?

Planetarium's all the way uptown. We'll never get there in time.

 Planetarium Narrator : It takes our breath away, and ignites our imagination.

 Planetarium Narrator : It's an enigma seemingly impossible to grasp,

 Planetarium Narrator : We dare to reach out to understand the swirling galaxies,

Ted : Meanwhile, I was testing out my best man toast on marshall.

 Ross : I don't want Rachel to hate me. I don't know what to do.

 Joey : If anyone asked me to give up any of you, I couldn't do it.

But I've been obsessing about it and would love not to talk about it.

 Rachel : Oh, my God! It's happening. It's already started. I'm Kip.

 Amy : No. You're supposed to be yourself, not all desperate and creepy.

Yes. "Where I can be jealous of the cup touching your ruby lips."

 Raj : that you saw me changing once and my package reminded you

 Trainer : Don't take it personal. He's under pressure, starring in a movie and all.

 Director's Assistant : Jerry wants to know if the monkey's ready.

 Director's Assistant : - The one in the director's chair? - Gotcha.

 MVO : Most of our old wounds heal leaving nothing behind but a scar,

People are what matters? You don't like people. Is this about your mother?

 George : She's not selfish she's generous. But she's self-absorbed.

I mean, her problem is that she doesn't see other people's perspectives.

It's weird, she's so ridiculously compassionate with her patients,

 Rachel : This is great. Finally, someone I can pass my wisdom to.

 Raj : Yeah, but if he's a sore loser, maybe you're better off without him.

 Sheldon : I guess I just have to make lemonade out of the two of you.

- So now all you have to do is let him win. - Yeah, way ahead of you.

 Sheldon : ...throwing the game and thus securing my friendship...

 Sheldon : I can't. Losing on purpose is intellectually dishonest.

 Beckett : I grew up in the city. And went to college in California.

 Hunt : Well, you could obviously do anything you put your mind to.

 Hunt : Doesn't leave a lot of time for a personal life though, does it?

Today I can't finish a turkey, but tomorrow I eat half a PowerBar..

I gotta change my pants. What was I thinking? Jeans have no give.

And it doesn't work out, do I wanna put myself through that again?

If you go with Bonnie, you're doing the smart, healthy thing and moving on.

 House : What happens when you give a dog with the MDR-1 gene ivermectin?

 Chandler : -Every single one of them. -Phoebe, you'll be with your grandma?

 Phoebe : We're celebrating Thanksgiving in December because he's lunar.

-Rach, are you gonna make it to Vail? -Absolutely. Shoop, shoop, shoop.

 Ross : Ooh, ooh, because she's my ex-wife and will want to bring her...

 Susan : -No, she's at a faculty meeting. -I just came by to pick up my skull.

 Ted voix off : Katie ended up having a great first time in new york.

 House : The one I pointed out to you at the fake father's funeral.

 Wilson : Your only evidence is that birthmark you saw when you were 12.

 Wilson : Your mother won't be alone anymore and you can finally get to know the guy.

 Wilson : because she's the one person whose opinion you actually care about.

 Wilson : That's why you've been so open and honest about prison

Years ago and it took three times because it was so badly written.

 Chase : and just now realized that disabled people can also be dicks'?

 Marshall : I had eaten quite a few sandwiches, but I'm 100% sure

 Foreman : It's my fault you thought you had to go behind my back.

 Foreman : But you didn't 'cause you didn't want to fight again.

 Foreman : The other night, when I thought I was done, you were there.

 Addison : Well, look, I would be happy to examine her. Trashy novels can wait.

 Sam : Besides, we have a very strict "no consorting" rule here now.

 George : I can't wait to tell Meredith her step-mom hiccupped through it.

 George : - She should be here for this. - Susan asked her to be with her father.

 Thatcher : ...too, how you're getting on, your mom, none of that was simple.

 Lily : He and that little stuffed horsey raised all kinds of hell.

 Lily : But I have a simple method for shutting down troublemakers.

I'll give them more candy and make them a mix CD. Problem solved.

 Lanie : Because according to the analysis I ran, it's laced with TTX.

 Alan : The same poison that almost killed me? What, heroin isn't dangerous enough?

 Beckett : So it makes the drug more addictive by reducing the painful side effects.

 Beckett : So more addictive heroin that doesn't have to be smuggled into the country...

 Castle : Because it can be made right here in the good old US ofA.

 Alan : What does this have to do with me? Why would anybody want me dead?

 Alan : That is the same chemical that spilled when I was inspecting Zantium Labs!

 House : Can you close the door? You're letting all the cool air out.

 House : Why don't we not assume that the test is negative until we actually do it?

 Gabe : This thing, whatever it is, you said he gets it from the mother.

l didn't wish we would win the lottery. l wished you'd get the job.

 Ross : Me too. So much for my dinosaur/ Amelia Earhart theme park.

Wow, you think we should get that over 20 years or go for the big payout?

l don<i>'t care. l</i>'ve never won anything before. l can't believe this!

 Sheldon : ...flew off the overpass, and one thing led to another.

 Sheldon : Remind me to compliment Wolowitz on the software. It's amazingly detailed.

 Howard : But even if there was, what are you gonna do about it?

 Raj : I will slowly seduce her until she falls helpless into my bed,

 Beckett : will be adding two counts of vehicular manslaughter to that.

 Beckett : He read an article about a recent mugging in the subway station

 Beckett : because he knew that the cameras wouldn't be working.

 Castle : But the evidence that Wendell stole was still out there,

 Beckett : Yeah, well, those Gemini dolls obviously meant a lot to her.

 Castle : But it just goes to show you that everyone and everything has a story,

 Sheldon : I'll eat later. Right now I'm suckling at the informative bosom of mother physics.

 Raj : ...they sculpt your head and make an action figure out of you.

 Raj : You can pick your wardrobe, you can choose your accessories.

 Leonard : It would be kind of cool to have one that look like us.

 Penny : Yeah, if that's your idea of what's cool, you should get one.

 Zack : All right, fine. We got busted for kissing behind the school.

 Howard : she's not gonna have sex with me for another 75 years.

 Howard : Thank you for staying up, I can't wait for Halley to meet

 Chase : Most likely candidate for throwing a clot is infection or cancer.

 Foreman : It's not an infection. Gallium scan didn't reveal anything.

Clot flicks off, travels through the arteries, then gets backed up in the eye.

 House : Echocardiogram for the heart and I.V. antibiotics for the infection, stat.

 Wilson : - She's a real masseuse. - She's $500 an hour, minimum.

 Wilson : She's hot, so she's a hooker? What kind of pathetic logic is that?

 House : The envious, jealous, I-never-got-any-in-high-school kind of logic. Hello!

 House : Because she's beautiful, I should do it? What kind of pathetic logic is that?

 House : The envious, jealous, I'm-married-and-I-can't-do-anything logic. Hello.

 Esposito : You do realize you're wearing a sweater vest, right?

 Andrew Spencer : It better be important. I just hung up on my investment group in Singapore.

 Spencer : I don't give a rat's ass who you are. What do you want?

 Ryan : Well, she had a client file of you and your soon-to-be-ex-wife, Monica.

 Esposito : We know you hired Barrett Hawke to kill her and take the files.

 Spencer : I reminded my wife that those sessions contained plenty of statements

 Spencer : Alice understood our need for privacy, so she offered to turn it over

 Spencer : She said she needed a room in one of my hotels for a couple days.

And I had to promise that there'd be no record that she was ever there.

WOMAN : Where are you going? MAN : Just gonna take a look around outside.

SHELDON : Leonard and Penny. Leonard and Penny. Leonard and Penny.

All right. We've got a titanium deadbolt and a reinforced jam controlled by...

 Raj : -...uninterruptible backup power supply. -If someone steals my keys?

 Ross : -What was with the dishes? -She might think I'm in a restaurant.

I caught him looking into our place. I feel like I can't do stuff.

 Rachel : To find out if he really thinks models are too skinny.

I need to make money fast. I wanted to talk to you about an idea.

 Beverley : If you want to have intercourse with that girl, find out what cologne her father wore.

 Sheldon : My theory is that his lack of focus stems from an over-developed sex drive.

 Beverley : ...his father and I only had intercourse for the purposes of reproduction.

 Sheldon : with strange men leaving her apartment in the morning,

 Sheldon : Would you care to play an ocean-themed game I invented?

 Sheldon : Well, my game is better, 'cause instead of marrying someone,

 Katee : You've got a wonderful girl in your life, and you're ignoring her...

 Katee : ...to spend your nights in the bathtub with a mental image and a washcloth.

 Howard's Mother : I hope that's all you're doing! We share that tub!

 Sheldon : I was humiliated on national radio. How do you think I'm doing?

[IN MUNCHKIN VOICE] We represent the Lollipop Guild, and we want you.

 Zack : But you have to show him your ID and your insurance stuff.

 Mr. Singleton : Let me get this straight. You're telling me that our daughter,

 Mr. Singleton : you're telling me my daughter might actually be a boy?

That... how is that possible? I don't understand. I don't understand how...

- Shouldn't this have been detected? - Externally, Bex has female genitalia.

 Addison : but internally she has both female and male sex organs.

 Mrs. Singleton upset : So, what now? What are we supposed to do? I don't understand.

 Addison : OK, the best news is that the lymph node tumor is benign.

 Raj : Many intersex people begin to identify very strongly with one sex.

 Mrs. Singleton adamant : She's a girl. She looks like a girl. She has always been a girl.

 Patterson : Well, his breeding and training methods were closely guarded secrets.

 Patterson : And the Pilar Retriever was making his competitors very nervous.

 Patterson : was in business with someone who was trying to infiltrate our operation.

 Reporter : Kay Cappuccio? Why would she steal Francisco's secrets?

 Beckett : She walked in front of him, and he shot her in the back of the head.

So how is a climate scientist mixed up with a ruthless ex-CIA agent?

 Beckett : There's gotta be something here that ties them together.

It looks like she's paying 100 bucks a month for Frenchie's Parking.

 Ryan : Bingo. Billing info says that Frenchie's is in Elizabethport, New Jersey.

 Castle : There it is. Now that is some classic Motor City iron.

 Howard : and license it to companies that make guidance systems.

 Sheldon : You and I both know how hard it is growing up without a father.

 Penny : Okay, it's not like she's got the Christ child in there,

 Castle : Yeah, but he'd still have to know when they were away.

 Castle : What kind of psychopath takes pictures of himself and his murder weapons?

Has CSU pulled the prints off of the camera and personal effects?

 Esposito : Yeah, they don't match Doug Bishop and they're not in the system.

 Esposito : More importantly, we don't have any prints or leads.

- How are we gonna catch a ghost? - By finding out how he haunts.

 Beckett : If we can figure out how the squatter knew his marks were out of town,

 Beckett : find something that connects him to the other places that he's stayed,

 Ryan : We'll keep going through these. With any luck, we'll find something

 Monica : -She said what? -She's like the daughter she never had.

 Barney : Ted, that thing you're packing is way too big to fit in that box.

 Lauretta : Dear, I thought I told you, that's just not going to fit in there.

 Lauretta : Look at my two sons. So big and strong and handsome.

 Lauretta : - Did he get the clothes I sent him? - Check it. Huh?

 Barney : Some of the senior partners are really getting up there.

 Robin : at work, I totally talked you up to that super-hot makeup girl, Liz.

 Penny : unless something opens up in the hookers and whores division.

 Leoanard : he could get back to the 2015 with Marty and Doc in it.

 Sheldon : of a past that was affected by something from the future?

- Do I process her discharge? - Yeah. It's insane, but we have to.

 Meredith interrupts : Look, do you need me for anything else work-related?

 Derek : Look. I was married for 11 years. Addison is my family.

 Derek : That is 11 Thanksgivings, 11 birthdays, and 11 Christmases.

 Derek : In one day, I'm supposed to sign a piece of paper and end my family?

 Derek : I'm entitled to a little uncertainty. A moment to understand the magnitude

 Burke : - Dr. Shepherd. Still here, I see. - I couldn't leave you.

 Addison : - Have you seen the other Dr. Shepherd? - I'll tell him you're looking for him.

- It's my first day back, I've got... - I'm not waiting forever.

No can do. I'm trying to get out of here at a decent hour tonight.

 Bailey : A handsome man is whisking me away to a love nest for the weekend.

 Derek : You take some aspirin with the banana bag? Helps with the hangover.

 Dr. Adams : - I just put them under. - The pole must've shifted.

 Dr. Adams defensive : I barely touched her. This isn't my fault.

 Izzie : That's great. That's great. Take another breath. One, two...

 Burke : And look at him. It's right in line with his inferior vena cava.

 Burke : What if we move one of the patients off the pole to get the saw in there?

 Burke : her chances of survival are extremely slim no matter what we do.

 Derek : Well, I could argue since her injuries are more extensive, we should move him.

 Meredith : So basically whoever you move doesn't stand a chance?

 Meredith : So how do you choose? How do you decide who gets to live?

 Howard : We're splitting it four ways, so it's really not that much money.

Can you see anything? Poor George, he doesn't have the steadiest hands.

 Burke : I have an open chest and a very nervous intern in there. Keep them back.

 George concentrating on Pete : I'll need some lap pads, forceps, Metzenbaums and Satinsky clamps?

 Cristina : not only will I kill you, I will sell your body parts for cash.

 Kutner : Sophia, it's okay, we're here to help you. Just stay away from me!

 Kutner : Lab tests show the delirium wasn't caused by a metabolic problem.

 Kutner : She wasn't on steroids long enough for it to cause the delirium.

 Kutner : And arrhythmia. The psychotic break caused a surge of adrenaline,

 Kutner : but no irregular heartbeat. Heart's not the problem. We're both wrong.

 House : and is not based on wishful thinking that she's safe and happy?

 Robin : That notebook, um, does contain a lot of personal info,

 Marshall looking out the window : the barrel, can you sit somewhere else?

 Damian Westlake : I've led a careless and wasteful life, Detective.

 Ray Salazar : The kind of man whose beautiful wife is from Long Island.

 Ray Salazar : So, you said on the phone this was about the Philip Westlake case.

 Damian Westlake : - That's right. - I really hated leaving the job

 Castle : Did you ever manage to identify the man that neighbors saw

 Ray Salazar : Thought we did. He looked a lot like a local tough named Enrique Molina.

 Castle : Michael Rutherford was a scholarship kid at Edgewyck Academy

 Castle : it was Damian who turned him in to the headmaster for stealing.

 Castle : heard about the Westlake vacation home in Puerto Rico?

Well, l think it's safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.

l don't know if you've ever looked up ''goofing around'' in the dictionary.

 Chandler : ...who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex...

 Sheldon now in a sparkly green suit with rhinestones : I had a suit like this when I was six.

 Sheldon : But anything I put on now is only gonna suffer in comparison.

 Howard : Oh, I get it. They're waiting, back home, with a big surprise party.

 Bernadette : No, I told them they could have you tomorrow night.

 Bernadette : Come on, let's go home, so I can tear off those little pants.

 Howard : Great. Just keep in mind astronauts lose a lot of muscle tone in space...

 Sheldon : Now, I am very disappointed that I won't be able to celebrate...

 Sheldon : ...Howard's accomplishment tonight. - Me too, but we'll see him tomorrow.

 Sheldon : Yes, it's just that in all the years I've known him...

 Sheldon : ...he's never had the opportunity to receive my admiration.

 Sheldon : I was excited to see the look on his face when it finally happened.

 Esposito : Or somehow he pulled this off to make it look like he was framed.

 Beckett : Whoever this is, he just took this to a whole new level.

 Ryan : and I found Susannah crossing Saint Nicholas at West 173rd Street.

 Castle : A posed body, mysterious medieval symbols, and now a murderous monk?

 Castle : He's part of a brotherhood of assassins chosen to guard an ancient secret.

 Ryan : I'll see if I can look into a medical procedure that could cause those.

 Castle : I'm telling you, our monk, our victim, and these symbols are all connected.

 Castle : and uncovered some dark, long-held secret, and paid for it with her life.

Castle, I agree that her recent interest in all things medieval may be relevant,

 Beckett : but it doesn't mean that she was killed in some baroque plot.

 Esposito : Castle might be right about this Da Vinci Code thing.

 David : ...why it's a positive thing that we've spent all their money...

 Phoebe : You should see me when-- Actually, no, l look pretty good.

 Kutner : Hey, write bigger and angle the board more so they can see it.

 Cameron : Hey. Stop playing with your sutures or I'll have to re-do them.

 Cameron : And you're trying to kiss my ass. Why are you talking to me?

 Amber : Because House is turning patient care into a game. It's dangerous.

 Beckett : So our Jane Doe must have been a cruise ship entertainer.

Yeah! Save the cork, and that way, we can fill the bottle with water...

 Charlie : This is such a cute picture of Emma. And is this your son...

 Charlie : ...or just some kid whose picture you bring on vacation?

I'd be happy to. Give me a call and we'll set up an appointment.

 Joe : She lives in Portland, and she's only going to be in Seattle for one day.

 Izzie : Forget about you and me for a second. OK, what about Meredith?

 Izzie : Alex and Cristina? Who's gonna hold us together if you're not here?

 George : - I can't stay here. I can't... - No one's making you to go.

 George : - I can't keep kissing you in elevators. - I know. I know that.

You've been wishing you could remember who you were. Now you can.

 Ross : she is in the same place as me, because I am not in that place.

Maybe that's because you were speaking the secret language of love.

Rachel's room will be empty. Let's talk about what to do with it.

 Castle : And you thought zombie apocalypse survival camp was a waste of time.

 Martha : I just wanted a little dental floss, and it looks like I found it!

 Ryan : I'm just saying, even Beckett seemed freaked out last night.

 Sheldon : Anyway, the local cuisine was a little more sausage-based than I'm used to...

 Sheldon : ...with my lower intestine playing the part of Czechoslovakia.

 Sheldon : ...because the house had slipped off the cinder blocks again.

 Sheldon : Anyway, the housekeeper in the faculty residence didn't speak any English.

 Sheldon : Based on what happened next, I assume it means, "Would you like an enema?"

 Ted : Okay. The fact that I still have things from ex-girlfriends

 Ted : I think of the good times I had backpacking through europe.

 Izzie : I'm going to need to check the wound and remove the stitches.

 Agent Napier : Do you know how long the FBI's been on this case?

 Agent Napier : Before Crockett and Tubbs here T-boned my stakeout.

 Beckett : Detectives Ryan and Esposito are investigating a homicide, Agent Napier.

 Beckett : And no FBI alert came across my desk about your precious little stakeout.

 Beckett : Our murder suspect had a key on him when we arrested him.

 Agent Napier : I'm not at liberty to discuss the specifics of my case.

 Beckett : And you're tracking the money from his shakedown operations

 Taub : Unless it's just conjunctive coagulopathy from the trauma.

 House : Yeah, yeah, you don't think he was sick before, we get it.

 House : I'm apparently the only one who can save this other guy.

 MEREDITH : Most of the time, we can't tell what's wrong with somebody

 MEREDITH : After all, they can look perfectly fine on the outside

 MEREDITH : - Dr. Bailey makes the assignments. - Dr. Bailey says it's fine.

 Phoebe : How did this happen? I thought you had this planned out.

Look, Ross. I know you have issues with Carol and Susan, and I feel for you.

 Monica : But if you don't help, I'm gonna take those hot dogs...

 Chandler : How come I'm stuck dicing when he gets to ball a melon?

 House : I saw the chance to help someone in need, and I instinctively...

 House : Laparotomy to find the hole in his tummy and close it up.

 Leonard : But nothing so critical that she'll feel uncomfortable if I wanna try this again.

 Sheldon : I'll just tell her that you had a routine colonoscopy...

 Leonard : Stop asking me all these questions. I need to take another shower.

 Penny : - Are the rest of the guys meeting us here? - Oh, yeah.

 Leonard : ...and Sheldon had a colonoscopy, and he hasn't quite bounced back yet.

 Leonard : You're kidding. Well, then, that's something we have in common.

- Look, you don't want to fight me. - Maybe I do. I'm pretty feisty!

 Penny : You know, maybe it wouldn't be the worst idea in the world

 Raj : I must be strong so I don't stray from my true purpose : The study of the universe.

 Amy : You can get animals addicted to a harmful substance, you can dissect their brains...

...but you throw their own feces back at them and suddenly you're unprofessional.

and you're Global 12 Consolidated's lead negotiator for the KPW deal.

 Harris : You have no proof whatsoever of any wrongdoing on my part or Global 12.

 Beckett : You tell me where he's been staying for the past month.

Not to mention all the women at the law firm and investment bank

 Castle : - You know, I was in a bar fight once. - Really? Who won?

 Beckett : You want to fight, Mr. Jessup? You can fight a murder charge.

 Beckett : And you should be taking this a little bit more seriously.

 Jessup : Hey, that guy in that bar, he started this whole thing, okay?

 Jessup : and I was not hitting on his girlfriend. It was just a big misunderstanding.

 Jessup : and therefore, in the eyes of the law, I was just as responsible

 Beckett : How'd you feel about the fact that Buckley was gonna retry your case

 Beckett : and try to make you serve the final two years of your sentence?

 Jessup : Whoa, whoa. I followed the man around for a few days, okay.

 Jessup : "Stalking" is a pretty damn ugly word. Let's not use "stalking," okay?

 Ryan : Place is deserted. He's definitely not making any money here.

 Ryan : Looks like Franklin found a way to monetize his investment after all.

 Leonard : He's the man of his family. You have to respect his wishes.

 Sheldon : ...didn't become flatulent every time they ate an Eskimo Pie.

 Phoebe : How about the whole ''man walking on the moon'' thing, you know?

No, no, no. l need a good lie to explain why l wasn't at a work thing today.

 Phoebe : Really? Let me ask you something. Yesterday at the coffeehouse...

 Taub : That's why I would like her sister to live near my home.

 House : Isn't that getting this whole parenting thing ass backwards?

 Taub : And do you think I should sacrifice myself from their lives?

 House : Just one life. Until the other one's mommy meets someone nicer than you.

 Wilson : I think you should give House permission to go to Atlantic City.

 Wilson : We'll stop by the rheumatology conference. Everyone's covered.

 Wilson : The guy has earned the right to go to one boxing match.

 Foreman : I get why he wants to go to that fight. I'd love to go myself.

 Rachel : You actually thought that basket was going to get you the apartment?

Someone sent us a basket at work, and people went crazy over those muffins.

 Pr Lewis : And your oral presentation was sloppy and inconclusive.

 Mr Druthers : Yes, the leaves should really be more of a natural brown color.

 Mr Druthers : From a thicket of wild, ungroomed, brunette shrubbery.

 Jennifer : I guess I could keep my motel room another night or two.

 Wilson : Paraneoplastic syndrome would explain the neurological symptoms.

 Wilson : You need to get a piece of it. Schedule a CT-guided biopsy.

 House : Yeah. Let's assume we'd already figured that out on our own.

 House : Why haven't you been yelling at me about the Cuddy twins?

 Wilson : Cuddy wants you in the middle of this, so does Arlene,

 Wilson : you tripped and fell into an actual adult response to this.

 Castle : A mistake that Sophie tried to repeat. Or maybe she succeeded.

 Greg : No. When I saw her, I freaked. I shoved her away, she fell on the floor.

 Greg : I mean, it all happened so fast, it didn't even seem like it was real.

 Beckett : Why didn't you say anything when you found out that Sophie was murdered?

 Beckett : Go and see if Ryan and Esposito have come back with the forensics

 Martha : Can't believe you're letting him just walk out of here.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, I don't have enough evidence to convict him.

 Castle : Don't tell me you believe that story. It's like a porn movie gone wrong.

 Castle : So? The guy is a suit, not a storyteller. It doesn't make him any less guilty.

 Beckett : Look, don't get me wrong, he's still our best suspect.

 Beckett : I'm just not as ready to convict him of murder as you seem to be.

 House : Oh! I'm sorry, looks like you guys are in the middle of a conversation.

 House : but I figured that the new mother brings the baby to work

 House : because she hates the baby and thinks she made a big mistake.

 House : I know it seems like crap, you probably feel like crap, but it's not.

 House : There's no obligations, no strings. It could be undone tomorrow.

l want you to tell me that Howard is being mean to me for no reason.

 Bernadette : ...your mom slaps me on the behind and says, "Go get'em."

 Howard : Check this out. I got Sheldon to wear the French maid's costume.

 Howard : You've heard him tease me about not having a doctorate.

 House : You got enough for a press release anyhow. Foreman or Cameron.

 House : You know how I know that the new ACE inhibitor is good?

 House : 'Cause the old one was good. The new one is really the same, just more expensive.

 House : he has his boys and girls alter it just a tiny bit, patent it all over again,

 House : All the healthy people in the room, let's have a big round of applause for Ed Vogler.

 Barney and Ted sit at booth Barney : I'm going out buying eye patches.

 Barney and Ted sit at booth Barney : What are you doing to help score chicks?

 Burke : The only people who've been in this room come and kiss my ass.

 Cristina : That was the single most amazing surgery I have ever witnessed.

 Rachel : He even offered to meet me for lunch and prep me for it.

...as in what you do before you surgically remove the boyfriend!

 Sheldon : -Well, then, you have my permission. -I didn't ask for your permission.

 Howard : there'd be too much of me for you, not the other way around.

 Sheldon : don't start the sentence with "Sheldon misunderstood?

 Sheldon : But to be fair, he only said the part about him getting sick of you.

 Raj : His only options here are to fake a heart attack or have a real one.

 Bernadette : And he tried to deny it, but his teeth were all purple.

We took a liter of fluid off but the problem wasn't with his lungs.

 Chase : It's his heart. There are vegetations obstructing his mitral valve.

 Foreman : It's not an STD. Lymphoma wouldn't erupt that suddenly.

 House : - I think Byron wrote about that. - Could be psittacosis.

 House : Seems there are other ways to kill people besides having sex with them.

 House : That Italian cheese thing at the church, what sort of cheese?

 Ross : But hopefully what you're left with is trust and security and....

 Chase : Immunosuppressants block fevers, you shouldn't have one at all.

 Sam : You haven't even seen my sister, and you're being cute with me?

 House : for a tattoo of a heart that's been left out in the sun too long,

 House : It's a very common way of getting hep C. Which you have.

 Park : Maybe she was opening a present that triggered the reaction.

 Park : You like your dentist? I'm still going to my pediatric one.

 Park : You're not sure of his name? You just saw him this morning.

 Park : You had a manicure. This is fresh. You weren't at the dentist.

 Taub : Or an anaphylactoid reaction, which could be triggered by certain opioids.

 Emily : I know this is out of the blue, but I'm getting married tomorrow.

 Gary : This witness won't return my calls. We'll surprise him coming home.

 Fbob : Public display of affection coming up. You can avert your eyes.

I think this time it may work with him. He makes me feel so good.

 Mnca : For our two-week anniversary, he's taking me to his cousin's cabin.

 Amy : I recently trained a capuchin monkey to smoke cigarettes.

 Sheldon : If you don't mind, I'd like to stop listening to you and start talking.

 Amy : The original piece of gossip indicated an impending breakup.

 Sheldon : will be met with an humiliating, soul-crushing rejection.

 Leonard : It's just a matter of actually making a date with someone.

 Sheldon : ...she's unjustifiably arrogant about loop quantum gravity...

 Sheldon : ...and to make matters worse, she's often mean to me.

 Sheldon : You'd hit particulate soil in a colloidal suspension.

 Leonard : Look, I like Leslie, but she's not interested in dating...

 Raj : It would only be rebound if he and Penny had actually engaged in physical intimacy.

 Alice : If that freaks you out, you're in for a real surprise later.

 Alice : - ...but you're just another jackass. - Oh, no, you have it wrong.

 Richard Castle : Well, I haven't met him or approved of him yet,

 Richard Castle : All suitors must be met and intimidated by me, personally,

 Richard Castle : before they can be considered for official boyfriend status.

 Lanie : But bone structure tells me it's a young woman, about 5'4".

 Lanie : I doubt it. There's a bullet hole in the back of her head.

Well, someone obviously went to great lengths to make sure she disappeared.

 Kevin Ryan : They panhandle by day, don't come back here until it's dark.

 Javier Esposito : First guy who showed up said the fire was already going.

 Lanie : And there's a batch number, which could give us her name.

 Ryan : where she was a postdoc engineer in eco-friendly design.

 Castle : What's an engineer from New Jersey doing in a barrel in Lower Manhattan?

 Castle : So, the most important day of our lives got screwed up.

 Castle : She's better off with me, and I'm better off with her.

 Castle : If I can prove to this Beckett how extraordinary she is,

 Cashier : and a large skinny latte, two pumps sugar-free vanilla, for Kate.

 Cristina : Maybe just to be on the safe side, we'll make it two weeks.

and he just meant that all anyone needs is someone to step in...

 Phoebe : That was really good. I think I'm ready for my penis now.

 Chandler : I know what you're thinking. Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's.

 House : Put your clothes back on. We're gonna cut your balls off.

The good news is, I don't think Dad's gonna be sleeping with him/her again.

 House : If I wanted to be psychoanalyzed, I'd get Wilson to give me the shot.

 House : I might be able to deal with a few less CCs of morphine.

 Leonard : My girlfriend knows this guy at school. He's got an English accent...

 Leonard : She says he's just being nice and I should trust her.

 Alex : You know how it is. I'm sure you get hit on all the time.

 Leonard : Because girls are always like, "Ooh, that guy owns two Star Trek uniforms...

 Leonard : ...and gets a lot of ear infections. I gotta get me some of that."

 Rachel : Yes, his name is Barry. He's a doctor, thank you very much.

 Rachel : Listen, can we please have lunch the next time I'm in the city?

 Monica : Ten bucks says I never see that woman again in my life.

 Cameron : It's not wrong to prepare for bad things to happen, even if you don't expect them to.

 Cameron : I don't expect my condo to burn down, but I have fire insurance.

 Taub : Patient's girlfriend left him, now he wants to leave us.

 House : If your condo rules don't let you buy insurance, do you go homeless?

 House : That's the breakfast of relationships, the most important one of the day.

Duct of Wirsung slightly enlarged, but within normal parameters.

 Wilson : The right side has no control over anything. It must be frustrating.

Don't hire assistants because they're cute. Do it because they're qualified.

I hear you. You make a lot of sense. Can I just say one more thing?

 Leonard : I've got my Helm of Lordly Might, my Boots of Speed...

 Leonard : ...and if things get too exciting, my Inhaler of Asthma.

 Raj : And I had a sensible salad for lunch so I can eat all the pizza I want.

 Howard : Come on, are we gonna sit around chatting like a bunch of teenage girls...

...or play D&D like teenage boys who will never have sex with those teenage girls?

 Boys : The Dungeon of Mofooskay-Heeko, Dungeon of Mofooskay-Heeko...

 Gary : Ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.

I'm gonna go home, before Ross starts rambling about his newfound respect for life.

 Barney : I wanted Marshall to come over and have lunch. But no.

 Barney : You want to make God laugh, tell him your plans, right?

You don't want people to know the real you 'cause you think the real you is weak.

 Thirteen [while Looking At Herself In The Mirror] : Why are you so determined to bring me to this competition?

 Thirteen [while Looking At Herself In The Mirror] : Why don't you bring Wilson?

 Thirteen : Yeah. I also wore a training bra. Things have changed.

 Thirteen : But, I'm going to need to make a personal stop along the way.

 Foreman : We had 50 bucks on the Bulls. I had to eat a large pizza by myself.

REED : Omaha, retrieve Valkyrie's body and get her back to Dreamworld.

 Vilante : That Bronson was murdered to cover up the death of an American operative,

 Mccord : A position he got largely because of his success in taking out Zawari.

 Beckett : Maybe he couldn't afford to have damaging details out there.

 Beckett : Sir, he lied to us. About Valkyrie and about Bronson.

 Beckett : or he knows a hell of a lot more than he's telling us.

 Vilante : But I can't let you go at him without concrete evidence.

So, I'm guessing Villante said no to the idea of waterboarding the truth

 House : She's entitled to her privacy. Just as I'm entitled to a diagnosis.

 House : All of which you are free to discuss after I get a diagnosis.

 Chase doing Serious Doctoring : any startling stimulus in that skate park could've triggered the arrhythmia.

 House : Fine. If you insist, do it in a room with one of those thingamabobs

 Foreman : How about just telling her we're planning this stupid test?

 Foreman : And I'm hoping House and Cuddy are more than just a fling.

 Foreman : It's clearly mellowed him out. He didn't even care about Thirteen.

 Taub : Right, the guy who ordered us to stop the patient's heart is mellowed out.

 Taub : Which is just gonna make House 50 times more of a crank.

 Leonard : Now that I'm actually about to go out with Penny, I'm not excited, I'm nauseous.

 Sheldon : ...which reduces the amount of vomit available for violent expulsion.

 Leonard : Sheldon, this date is probably my one chance with Penny.

 Sheldon : Well, if we accept your premise and also accept the highly improbable assumption...

 Sheldon : ...that Penny is the only woman in the world for you...

 Sheldon : ...we can logically conclude that the result of blowing it...

 Sheldon : ...would be that you end up a lonely, bitter old man with no progeny.

 Sheldon : The image of any number of evil lighthouse keepers...

 Castle : Alexis is gone for the weekend, and I could use the company.

 Castle : Well, I mean, that would put you at an unfair disadvantage.

All right. Just so you kno there's strategies in this game that...

 Beckett : You know, there is another way that we can go about this.

 Beckett : Castle, you were supposed to be here over an hour ago.

It's called "Shared custody, not "Show-up-when-you-want custody."

 Beckett : No, it's okay. You can be the fun one, and I'll just be the bad guy,

 Richard : If you're asking if you can tell his son, the answer's no.

 Meredith : - You're watching me sleep again? - You're cute when you sleep.

 Meredith : Don't you sleep? Why are you always up before the alarm?

 Derek : I find it charming that such a big noise can come from such a little person.

 Heather : I'm just saying, seeing how you're always up before me,

A moment ago, you turned off the TV in the middle of the Deep Space Nine...

...Star Trek : The Original Series "Trouble With Tribbles" crossover episode.

I just wanna know why Penny's more interested in Stuart than me.

 Sheldon : ...and, most significantly, he gets 45 percent off comic books.

 Leonard : You're right. I really should be asking strangers on the Internet.

 Doug : I got tanked myself last night. Pretty dicey drive home.

I'm a little bit uncomfortable with the way that you express yourself.

Not if you talk about how you gave up basketball to become a paleontologist.

 Ross : I did give up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist!

 Monica : You are packed, though, right? Please tell me you're packed?

I'm sorry to ask you this, Ms. Harwin, but where were you last night at 9 : 30?

 Gwenn : And then five years ago, Christmas Eve, we went to a party

 Gwenn : and afterwards we stayed up to watch It's a Wonderful Life.

 Gwenn : He wanted me to know how sorry he was for the way he left,

 Castle : - What did he mean by that? - I don't know what he meant.

 Beckett : Did he give you any indication of what he was afraid of

 Gwenn : After he left, I went to the window to watch him get into the cab.

 Gwenn : And as the cab pulled away, there was a man on a motorcycle

We're gonna need you to give us a description of that motorcycle,

 Penny : No, you did better than that. You helped me see it on my own.

 Howard : For God's sake, if you don't like tangerine chicken...

 Sheldon : I like tangerine chicken. I'm just not getting tangerine chicken.

 Raj : Tell us again how you screwed up and got Penny back together with her old boyfriend.

 Wilson : You know, even if you manage not to get struck down by a bolt of lightning,

 Wilson : and make it a week, Cuddy's not gonna give you the space.

 Wilson : Yes, and that rule outranks the Americans with Disabilities Act.

 Wilson : You think you've got logic on your side, but Whitner's got the legal system,

 Wilson : So you're doing this even though you know you've got no legal leg to stand on?

 House : Who needs legs when you got wheels? I'm gonna get that spot.

 Foreman : He must have swallowed it accidentally and just figured he'd digest it eventually.

We'll get married and have lots of kids and dig up stuff together!"

 Chandler : I know. This must be so hard. "Oh, no! Two women love me!

 House : That's unfair. 'Cause at one point, even Vicodin was an experimental drug.

and then you'll feel silly because you got nothing to say for two minutes.

 Wilson : Why were you on them? Because they come in banana flavor.

 House : I think that my life will be somewhat better if part of my life,

So you're here to tell me that no matter how depressed I may be, it's not enough.

 Wilson : You want unhappiness to have a cure. House, you obviously...

Actually, I don't. It would be rude to walk out without saying anything.

 Chase : 28-year-old woman presenting with burn-like wounds in her mouth

Interesting. And it would also be relevant if the woman had had seizures.

 Taub : Acute myeloid leukemia can cause swelling of the gums...

 Foreman : Again, interesting, but not relevant. Again, you're being an ass.

 Foreman : She doesn't have a history of blood diseases in her family,

 Foreman : her blood count's normal, and she hasn't been exposed to a chemical toxin.

 Beckett : What else can you tell me about Roger Henson's murder?

 Pauline Degarmo : I don't have to tell you nothing. I know my rights.

 cut To The Balcony, Where Claire, Della's Mother, Is Speaking Excitedly : trust me, it's pretty not interesting.

 Taub : Once we start the test, you won't be able to move for at least an hour.

 Taub looking At The Chart : When's the last time you went to the bathroom?

 House looking Through The Blinds : So what could cause her heart to stop, and her urine not to drop?

 Monica : ...that your formerly fat friend is getting married before you.

How did that happen? His personality... You didn't go near the frontal lobe.

It could be a reaction from anesthesia wearing off, could be the pain.

 Derek sarcastic : Dr. Stevens, you should be a little embarrassed.

 Cristina : Oh, this is the CCU, there are no trees allowed in the CCU.

 Monica : About 12 years back, he collared Paul and his kid brother Barry on a heist.

 Monica : Ike saw that Barry was a first-timer, so he cut him a break.

 Beckett : because we found Ike's fingerprints on your husband's body.

 Beckett : It doesn't matter if you don't believe it. The fact is, Ike was there.

 Tom : What was in the box, Monica? What did they steal from Racine?

 Tom : if Ike decided to kill your husband so he wouldn't have to split it.

 Castle : after breaking into a bank to steal something from his boss

 Esposito : Look, I know he was my partner, but no matter how I slice it,

 Taub : Now tap the tube gently against the table to re-suspend the cells.

 Taub : I want you to know how much your humiliation has eased my burden.

 Foreman : I want to get ahead. Let's go test his blood for syphilis.

 Cuddy : the same crazy ideas that House does, how are you an improvement on House?

 Foreman : We're already paying plenty of attention to his brain.

Are we sure he wasn't reacting to "pain"? He's been on painkillers.

 Announcer In The Airport : Will passenger Gregory House please report to Gate 7.

White. It's a polar bear. You built your house in the North Pole.

 Beckett : Ryan, he is resourceful, but he is not that resourceful.

 Alexis : Wait, you know how to hack into social media accounts?

 Castle : Her password for everything is "Sparkles," her dog's name.

 Castle : the best I can do is go through her friends' online posts

 Beckett : Let's dig deeper into her life, see if we can find anything.

 Alexis Castle : If you thought he was getting rid of the body, why didn't you call Beckett?

 Alexis : Like that time you were convinced my art teacher was a serial killer?

 Castle : Come on. He looked just like the guy from America's Most Wanted.

 Castle : for rolling up a rug and taking it out of your apartment at 3 : 00 a. M?

 Woman : They don't call you back at work and they don't call you back

 Woman : After you spend two nights with them at a radisson in orlando.

 Ted voix off : That would just barely get me to chicago on time

 Ted voix off : But it was all the way on the other side of the airport.

 Sheldon : You didn't respond to any of my electronic communications.

 Sheldon : ...it would be customary for me to offer you a hot beverage.

 Sheldon : ...so it would be customary for you to offer me a beverage.

 Sheldon : If you'd like to take your mind off what's troubling you...

 Sheldon : ...uh, word on the street is a bobcat has been spotted.

 Amy : Penny and Bernadette went shopping for bridesmaids dresses without me.

 Foreman : She probably got distracted changing radio stations or something.

 House : Of course, they didn't know that she has a family member

 House : who is frequently incapacitated by shock-like sensations.

 House : I knew something was missing, maybe this, maybe something else.

 Wilson : And I'm not letting you in my car until I see your wallet.

 Ken : But if it's inherited, that means someone else in our family would have it.

 Castle : Hi. How're you feeling? Or rather, how're you smelling?

 Mia : Come on, I did some pretty extraordinary things yesterday.

 Castle : Mia, I just think the world's a better place with you running around in it.

 Mia : You know, you're easier to be around when I can't smell you.

 Leonard : The most basic sense that any space-faring civilization

 Leonard : All we have to do is rig up a 3-D communication system!

 Masters horrified : I haven't done anything that would merit that.

 Foreman : We need someone like her on the team, keeping us all in check.

 House : You're incapable of noticing when I do something inappropriate?

 Foreman : We're like the frogs who've been in the pot for a while,

 Chase : We had him on Aztreonam for the E coli, he didn't respond.

Yeah, you wouldn't wanna look like you guys are brownnosing the tenure committee...

 Sheldon : I won't be able to make our date night this Thursday, so bad news for you.

 Amy : Because trimming Q-tips to fit your ears right is obvious nonsense.

 Sheldon : First of all, when you say things like that, people think you're crazy.

Thank you, Detective. Just like out of one of your books, huh, Castle?

Yeah, uh, marina owner with side meth business kills competition.

 Castle : And if I ever write it, I'll be sure to include a gutsy Chief Brady character.

 Marty Bentley : That's not mine! Look, I'm telling you, I didn't do anything.

Chief, so far I found baggies of meth and an Auto Mag III 30 carbine.

 Castle : It's a perfect figure-eight with an underhand, neatly flemished.

 Castle : Whoever tied these figure-eights is an experienced boatman.

 Brady : that placed the call to Franklin in Bentley's apartment.

 Castle : Just like Bentley's boat here had the meth and the gun,

 Grace : Holding a pregnant woman hostage. They should let you go.

 Castle : I work with the police, and my partner is gonna get us out.

Restroom, break room, security room and the safety-deposit boxes.

 Phoebe : I'm incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak.

 Beckett : We can place you on the rooftop of the building across from her.

 Beckett : So if you weren't taking photos, what were you doing there?

I didn't kill her, all right? I wasn't even here Sunday, I was working.

 Beckett : In the meantime, maybe you can explain how this got in your apartment.

 Esposito : I talked to the manager of the casino where he works.

 Esposito : He says that Will James was there the night the girl was killed.

 Beckett : - But he didn't kill her. - He sent those letters, right?

 Beckett : unless CSU is able to recover files from the camera card.

 Penny : Because a smart guy takes the nude photos of his wife off his cell phone...

 Penny : ...before he tries to take nude photos of his girlfriend.

 Penny : And you. If you are so okay with the way things are between us, why are you jealous?

 Leonard : The important thing is he's married and that's terrible.

 Penny : It's just rum. It stopped being eggnog, like, a half an hour ago.

 Leonard : Look at that, I built a fireplace with my own two hands.

Oh, uh, before I forget, Saturday I'm planning a Dungeons & Dragons night with the guys.

 Sheldon : ...from the shackles of civility and get in touch with our primal, animalistic selves.

 Amy : By rolling dice and playing make-believe with little figurines?

 Bernadette : - That was gonna be our night. - I have to go, we play as a group.

They'll be all, "Bernadette ruined everything. She's the worst."

 Raj : So listen, I know we talked about getting a bite to eat in Silver Lake...

 Raj : ...but Leonard's talking about a big D and D game at his place.

 back to present scene Ted : Yeah, meanwhile, robin tells me nothing.

 Marshall : Numerous fine dining options, and talk about a reasonable...

 Beckett : We have a witness, Chad. She saw you kill Tyler Faris.

 Castle : you were inexorably drawn back to the scene of the crime.

 Beckett : So you came back to get it Or, rather, take it from us.

 Beckett : slapping my hand with your sword, and you didn't kill Tyler Faris?

 Chad : I mean the guy who assumed the persona of the comic book character.

 Chad : That hit the web and pretty much turned Red Marune into a joke.

 Chad : I was about to go out on patrol when you guys busted in.

 Ross : Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of a missing child on it.

 Monica : - Where is everybody? - At the park. Where have you been?

 Monica : Had some lunch. Just me. A little quality time with me.

 Ross : What are you doing? Get back over on your side of the...

We're sorry. It just seems that Robert isn't as concealed in the shorts area...

 Beckett : I understand Jane was an employee of yours, is that correct?

 Beckett : that a man in your line of work might find troubling.

 Clifford Lee : I told her that there was nothing to tell this man about us,

 Clifford Lee : I'm afraid your killer may be closer to home than you think.

doing between 10 : 00 p.m. and midnight on the night Jane was killed?

 Clifford Lee : Please feel free to speak to any of my household staff

 Announcer : ...appearing in his Ultimate Fighting Championship debut...

I mean, half of them, they don't even know who they're protesting against.

Yeah, it would be item number one on any true patriot's "To Do" list.

 Beckett : We know that you weren't with those protesters. You were down here.

 Beckett : We traced your phone. The GPS places you right there.

 Beckett : Threatening emails that you sent from an Internet cafe,

 Beckett : promising to continue those bombings until the protests stopped.

JOHNSON : White male, antisocial loner, extreme political views.

 Agent Johnson : He's a perfect fit for the profile BSU worked up for us.

 Gates : Well, according to my people, he's nowhere near confessing.

 Raj : Unless you don't like them, in which case, they're dead to me.

 Bernadette : Are you referring to the time we got stuck on the Small World ride at Disneyland?

Working out on the North Sea for months? That's really something.

 Leonard : As far as science goes, this is the adventure of a lifetime.

 Howard : I'm really proud of you, and I'm gonna miss you when you're gone.

I wanna see if Tech can lip-read that video of him and Father McMurtry.

 Leo : We're even farther from the subway now and I hurt my ankle.

This is a menu from a 24-hour Chinese restaurant two blocks from here.

 Beckett : If we can get there, we should be able to get some help.

 Leo : Great. You have an engineering degree or electronics experience?

At least I'm offering real-world solutions, Castle, not TV ones.

 House : Blue form to the security guard. You're not gonna be happy with anyone.

 Wilson : You always find some tiny little flaw to push people away.

Oh, now it's people. I thought we were talking about fellowship applicants.

 House : to push you away, I hope there's a small person kneeling behind you, so you fall down and hurt your head.

 Wilson : Take these. There's water over there. Blue form to the guard.

 Wilson : I'm not talking about her. You're talking about Cameron.

 Wilson : I'm talking about every woman you've ever given a damn about.

 Foreman : You were right. There's a significant bleed in her temporal lobe.

Did tox screens on her blood, urine, and hair. Nothing. Did them twice.

 Cuddy : He's a little dehydrated. Put him on a saline drip and give him some orange juice.

When he proposed, people said, "He'll do to you what he did to Rachel."

 Howard : Oh, and the science dudes want to talk science with you.

 Zack : You know, I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel.

 Sheldon : We'd need a large tank of water, a hoop to jump through,

 Penny : who claim they spent most of their lives being bullied,

 Sheldon : I didn't get to spend a lot of time with you on this visit.

Shelly, you're not 8 years old anymore. We have to have a different relationship.

 Sheldon : - The one we have works great. - Sweetheart, you are a grown man.

 Sheldon : Or maybe I'm part of a new species that lives for years...

 Sheldon : Does this mean you're not going to sing "Soft Kitty"?

 Esposito : Memorizing one quote does not make you a renaissance man.

 Ryan : Hank Ponzell, former resident of Joe McUsic's halfway house.

 Ryan : Until you were kicked out when Joe denied your extension.

To take the rest of the poisoned pills away, so we couldn't find them.

 Hank Ponzell : I was out of the apartment all day. Anyone could've gotten in there.

 Hank Ponzell : I maxed out my time at the halfway house and didn't have a place to go.

 Esposito : Then why were you playing hide-and-go-seek in his closet?

 Castle : But I know that you consider yourself the adult of the family.

 Castle : is realizing you can't always protect the people you love.

 Castle : Yeah, and you've spent way too much time having to be one. So...

 Leonard : I think it upsets Sheldon when you play with the food.

 Sheldon : No, it upsets Sheldon when she willy-nilly takes it from the containers...

 Howard arriving : Raj, Sheldon, I want you to meet my girlfriend, Bernadette.

 Howard arriving : Bernadette, say "fo'shizzle" to my nerdizzles.

I hope it's all right, I told Bernadette she could join us for dinner.

 Leonard : -Sure. The more, the merrier. -No, that's a false equivalency.

 Sheldon : If there were 2000 people in this apartment, would we be celebrating?

 Penny : It faces the television at an angle that isn't direct so he can talk...

 Leonard : Not a lot. I just couldn't start until you walked away.

 Ross : See, you're part Jewish, and Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday.

 Ross : See, years and years ago, there were these people called the Maccabees.

 Howard : ...you have to get the head of the decorating committee too?

 Leonard : -What are you talking about? -Look, don't play innocent with me.

 Howard : I practically invented using fancy lab equipment to seduce women.

 Leonard : -Has it ever worked? -Not so far, but that's not the point.

 Leonard : Howard, relax. I am not interested in your girlfriend.

 Sheldon : I'm about to embark on one of the great challenges of my scientific career : 

 Penny knocking and entering : -Hey, Sheldon. -Come in. Take a seat.

 Howard : ...at some point we will have to succumb and eat the entrÃ©e while it's still...

 Penny : I mean, I get it. You're a little peculiar. Like Sheldon.

 Sheldon : Yeah, excuse me, Penny, but in this room, you're the one who's peculiar.

But back to you. You think you're some sort of smooth-talking ladies' man...

 MRS. SEABURY : And if I find myself alone in there after two minutes,

 MRS. SEABURY : fulfilling the wish of a potentially dying woman,

 Marshall : So, I'm out experiencing this beautiful, crazy dance called life.

 Marshall : so I figured the round-trip flight these babies are about to take

 Lily : Marshall, when it's stomach stuff, you just say "under the weather",

We could say that Monica told us 5 : 00, not 4 : 00. That way we're right on time.

Or we could plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her.

 Ross : That would be a good way to get rid of all the PCP we have Iying around.

 Phoebe : I'm not going in first. I bet that vein on Monica's forehead is popping like crazy.

 Charisse : It's a non-profit arts program that helps us stay straight.

 Charisse : but Robyn was the one who put together the a cappella group.

we all one-time offenders, and we work really hard to stay clean.

 Castle : So, rather than take a chance before your big break...

Yeah, we ran her prints against the ones we found at the theater,

 Ryan : Agnes didn't check in with her parole officer yesterday.

 Esposito : Unis searched her apartment. Looks like our girl packed up and left.

 Beckett : Well, someone's gotta have a lead on where she's hiding.

 Ryan : Yeah. So we asked the couple that runs the NBP to come in,

 Marshall : Hey, can we make a stop before we head back to the hotel?

 Susie : How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth...

Because I went to an all-boys high school, and God is making up for it?

 Howard : around what we can assume was pretty massive weaponry.

 Sheldon : Dr. Koothrappali, would you care to join the conversation?

 Raj : And number two, these mimosas are kicking my little brown ass.

- Yeah, I'll go get one. - Don't get up. I got a cooler right here.

Am I so hard to live with? Is this why I don't have a boyfriend?

 Chandler : ...and the most beautiful woman I've ever known in real life.

The last time we hung out was when our parents rented that beach house.

Remember the time I pinned you down and tickled you until you cried?

I'll always remember that summer. It's when I got all these freckles.

 Esposito : That security mook that found her? Well, how did we let him slip away?

 Ryan : Matthews didn't have a record, and nothing on him popped.

 Beckett : It looks that way. He crewed fishing charters in Florida,

 Beckett : but our best bet is to get in contact with his family,

In Florida, he's basically a beach bum. Here, he's a security guard.

 Bernadette : Well, what if the Hulk picked up Thor while Thor is holding the hammer?

 Bernadette : ...of picking things up, Hulk picked up the hammer.

 Penny : Hang on, if I go to a bar and pick up a guy, and he picks up a girl...

 Penny : ...and then we all leave together, did I pick up the girl?

 Amy off : Look right here, Red Hulk is picking up Thor's hammer...

 Alexis : - Is that how you found her? - Does that mean anything to you?

 Alexis : Wait. There might be something in the song. Play it again.

 Montgomery : "Sitting back and plotting." Sounds like she thought he was dangerous.

 Beckett : She got a restraining order against him. All right, run it and get me a name.

 Castle : - And you will go off to school. - But I was just helpful.

 Castle : Yes, but if I let you out of class every time you were helpful,

 Alexis : But I won't be able to focus on school today. I just can't concentrate.

 Castle : Which will make you just like all the other kids in your class.

 Esposito : It says here that he even tried to break into her apartment.

 Castle : - She can spell, Detective. - Probably better than you.

 Foreman : - Any pain associated with movement? - None that he's complained of.

 Chase : How about a drink after work? Take your mind off what happened.

 Cameron : Kept reminding me that the hospital covers all my medical costs.

 Cameron : Apparently forgot to mention that if I do test positive,

 Cameron : that they'll pass it on to legal, and legal will dig up any dirt they can,

 Cameron : trying to prove that I'm a drug user or tramp, and that's why I have HIV.

- The glass is from 1930s fluorescents. - Some of the bulbs are date-stamped.

 Chase : Pre-World War II, fluorescent bulbs contained large amounts of beryllium.

 Chase : Beryllium dust inflames the lungs, they get rigid, patient can't breathe.

I didn't wanna give her the opportunity to change her mind about the movie,

 Beckett : She'll probably think it was sweet that you were concerned about her.

 Beckett : Sarah told him that someone wasn't who she thought they were.

 Castle : How about the woman who makes my mother look like a saint?

 Beckett : Yeah, but Sarah already cut Gloria out of her life. Maybe...

Sarah had already decided what she wanted to do with her marriage.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, somebody out there doesn't, and we are gonna find them.

 House : Your four weeks just expired. Your reign of terror is over.

 House : Now go stick a needle up her hoo-hoo and find that cancer.

Pergasaurus has got 1,500 horsepower blown and injected with alcohol.

Oh, yeah, and the transmission, two-speed Powerglide. Suspension...

 House [looking Down At Her.] : I'm not sad, I'm complicated. Chicks dig that.

 Stella : That's what my parents say when they don't want me to know something.

No. I believe that certain people are more suited for each other, but..

 Phoebe : I had a date with this guy. I swear he's her other half.

You don't think there's somebody better suited for Monica than me?

 Chandler : A tall guy with hair similar to mine? Oh, unknowable universe!

 Sheldon : of a 25-year-old Mrs. Latham to get your libido humming.

 Sheldon : using your genitalia to actually accomplish something!

 Chandler : I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting.

 Chandler : If you'd gone to Vail or if you had been with your family...

 Sheldon : It involves a part of the human experience that has always eluded me.

 Mrs Cooper : I'm very proud of you, honey. You showed a lot of courage today.

She probably wouldn't let you do it unless you donated four cans of food first.

Yeah. Because that's why you won't get Isabella Rossellini. Geography.

So if you have any questions, or you need anything at all, just holler.

 Ross : -Let me give you guys some privacy. -Nonsense. We're all in this together.

 Castle : I think in the Old West, that was a sign of good fortune.

 James Grady : Well, welcome to the Diamondback Old West Ranch, folks.

 Beckett : Think about it, Castle. Matilda King is the most influential person in fashion.

RYAN : No, it doesn't. And here's something else that doesn't make sense.

I went to use the landline and I noticed some static when I got near a lamp.

 Esposito : When we popped the lamp open, look what we found inside.

 Castle : Murder? Whatever's going on here, it's bigger than fashion.

 Castle : they said they still have a few spots open in the fall.

 Beckett : remembers letting an exterminator into her place about a month ago.

 Beckett : Yeah, but your theory doesn't explain the little detail that Lanie just found out.

Her secret is, she puts an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread in the middle.

 Ross : Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a Moistmaker?

 Alan : Is there another patient with the same thing that Ian has?

So I figured he might feel more comfortable hearing your voices.

 Sarah : Just sit still. They'll be done in a moment. We're here with you.

 Castle : knowing I'd work that much harder just to find the damn thing.

 Sofia : I could see you're like me, Mr. Castle. You hate to lose.

 Esposito : Good Lord, look at that. I mean, her going to prison?

 Howard : All right. Well, could you at least give her a message?

 Howard : But what I really want her to know is that the guy that she's disgusted by...

 Howard : ...is the guy that I'm disgusted by too, but that guy doesn't exist anymore.

 Leonard : Do you understand that Stephanie's not here to treat your imaginary ailments?

 Sheldon : How is it imaginary that I keep hearing an octave above middle C?

 Sheldon : Article One, Section Three of our roommate agreement.

 Sheldon : - I'm calling an emergency meeting. - No, you're not.

 Sheldon : Leonard moves the meeting not occur. Second? None heard, the motion fails.

 Sheldon : I'd like to begin the meeting by congratulating you on the progress...

 Sheldon : ...we have to discuss the implementation of the cohabitation rider...

 Sheldon : ...which has been activated now that you're living together.

 Leonard : - We're not living together. - I beg to disagree. Ahem.

"A girlfriend shall be deemed, quote, living with, unquote, Leonard...

 House : Mirror Syndrome patients have no agenda, no ax to grind.

 House : Moods, attitudes, everything. They're like mind readers.

 House : Only thing different was the temperature. Cold agglutinins means...

 House : This guy feels another cool breeze, his blood turns to slop and he drops.

 House : that our annual shipment of mayonnaise was improperly stored,

 Brennan : Yeah. He has no memory, but his bio's tattooed to his rear?

 Foreman : The mayo is fine. You can stay where you are. I'm a doctor.

 House : Mail order. I've seen the diploma. There's two N's in University.

 Joey : Okay, the ring fell on the floor, and l went down to pick it up...

 Joey : ...but people kept coming in, and then you took your breast out.

 Caleb : And she has her tech guy look into Peter McCaffrey's recent travel.

 Caleb : And so this cop, she keeps marching toward this kill zone,

 Caleb : and unless she makes an about-face, it is not going to end well.

 Beckett : You served a full term in the Peace Corps, you worked for the EPA.

 Beckett : You brought legal action against corrupt corporations...

 Caleb : Look, my client is forced to work for a man that he cannot fight.

 Beckett : and I'm onto you, then you're gonna be as dead as I am.

- Someone's on the phone for you. - We weren't picking up. It's Amanda.

 Monica : Well, I said no to her coming over now. I couldn't say no twice.

I'm sorry, it's just I never think of you having feelings like that.

 Leonard : With all these women chasing me, I kind of do feel like Captain Kirk.

 Penny : Keep talking about Captain Kirk and we're all gonna stop.

 Leonard : That's weird. I'm getting called into Human Resources.

 Sheldon : Didn't need a lawyer to get me out of finger painting.

 Amy : Well, to be fair, Howard's idea was based on Sheldon's math.

I gave an ultimatum. Threw down the gauntlet. I drew my line in the sand.

 George : - Don't start without me. - We won't start if Izzie doesn't focus.

 Meredith looks at the flier : Advertising for a home for Doc? I said I'd do it.

 Izzie : And you haven't. And you won't. And I don't want George to leave.

 Meredith : - What? It's the truth. - So you want me to put the truth? Fine.

 Sheldon : Are you currently sharing in the triumph of some local sports team?

 Sheldon : But I'm given to understand that when you have something awkward to discuss...

 Sheldon : ...it's more palatable to preface it with banal chitchat.

 Cole : So, did he hire you flat out or are you competing for one of the spots?

 Volakis : She was handpicked by House. She's safe, like Foreman.

 House : Sixteen-year-old boy with second-degree infranodal heart block.

You stay in there, we'll be out here, making sure he doesn't move again.

 House : Our patient has a frontonasal encephalocele with a midline cleft.

 Foreman : Because seizure with mildly elevated calcium is diagnostically simple.

It's either hyperparathyroid, cancer, or calcium-mediated neurotoxicity.

 House : But until you can remember how to make coffee, hands off the patients.

 Cameron : All those reasons this case bores you, the ER has already ruled them out.

 Chase : Lungs are clear. Get an EEG. Confirm the brain function is OK.

Why did Mommy twitch so hard that she tossed the baby in the bath water?

 Chase : - You don't need me for this. - Of course I need you. We're a team.

 Chase : Polyarteritis nodosa. Inflamed arteries in the brain cause seizures.

 Chase : Inflamed arteries in the kidneys cause calcium build-up.

You're a moron. Did you even look at the file? Kidney function is fine.

 Foreman : Excess calcium makes blood vessels in the brain clamp down.

Lee from Human Resources is here as a witness to our conversation.

 Mr. Zelner : If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby..

 Mr. Zelner : Last week, when I asked you when your due date was..

 Mr. Zelner : I certainly did not mean that I felt that I was "due" your baby.

 Marshall : Even when I do start to have a dirty thought like that...

 Cuddy : My entire staff are afraid to make a move without covering their ass.

 Cuddy : You think Dr. Wilson deserved to have his assets seized,

 Tritter : I put pressure on people, and if it doesn't work on Wilson,

 Tritter : Not one of you has told me the truth about Dr. House.

 Tritter : He needs to find a different way to cope before he kills somebody.

 Sheldon : If I had to pick now, I'd probably go with dark matter--

 Sheldon : if she had to drive through this hodgepodge of ethnicity.

 Sheldon : But to be fair, when you talk, most of what you say sounds like,

 Sheldon : You see? People have been pointing and laughing at me all morning.

 Sheldon : People have been pointing and laughing at you your whole life.

 Sheldon : -My credibility may have been damaged. -Completely wrecked.

 Sheldon : But I would like to remind you that in science there's no such thing as failure.

 Sheldon : ...who referred to his prediction of a cosmological constant...

 Sheldon : That man's name was, surprise, surprise, Albert Einstein.

...Einstein's cosmological constant was actually right all along.

 Penny : ...who's so annoying all the time, and you totally are.

That's a fairly labored metaphor, but I appreciate the sentiment behind it.

 Lewis the Dad : No, no. Barbara's really careful about that stuff.

 Melinda : They won't even tell me the alarm code. Just tell her I can go back to school.

 Melinda : Fine. Find out what I'm allergic to, and I'll stay away from it.

 Foreman : It's up to your parents, but, medically, there's no reason...

 Barbara : You know, this is hard enough without you in there...

 Barbara : I saw Finding Nemo. I get it. I don't need another story.

 Foreman : You're one of the most overprotective parents I've ever seen.

 Barbara : She has the best private tutors. I let her friends visit.

 Barbara : - Penicillin, bee stings, peanuts. - I've seen her file.

 Barbara : Six months ago, we leave her home alone for the first time on a weekend.

 Barbara : She goes out, buys one chocolate chip cookie. Peanut butter in the dough.

 Barbara : passes out, has an accident. Steering wheel crushed her chest.

 Barbara : I'm one of the most overprotective parents you've seen, please,

 Chandler : because of his busy schedule and the fact that he's not real.

 Monica : No. This is my friend Rachel. We went to high school together.

 Rachel : When you took out your own kidney to save your ex-wife...

This is my son having lunch, okay? It'll happen a lot, so get used to it.

I'm wondering, could Joey ask you a question about breast-feeding?

 Cuddy : The focal consolidation makes fungal pneumonia far more likely.

 House : On the bright side, it has the advantage of keeping you totally responsible.

 House : Going the dangerous and aggressive route didn't work the last time.

 House : It's bound to work this time. Start him on the amphoterrible.

 Manny : He falls off your roof, and you don't come see him once?

Like good scientists, we tested that theory. We proved that theory.

Is it just me, or have we discovered a flaw in the scientific method?

The iron is heavy, it gets stuck. Deferoxamine is like a lubricant.

Then whatever's in her lungs likes iron, bound with it, started poking holes.

 Chase : Oxygen attaches itself to iron, which increases her chance of infection.

 Cameron : Some neurodegenerative diseases like iron. MRI was clean.

 Chase : There are 25 antifungals, if we don't know which fungus...

 Cameron : Most common is aspergillus. Continue to ventilate her lungs.

 House : Get her on a voriconazole drip and hope she has aspergillus.

 Sheldon : Well, I suppose everyone's entitled to their own opinion.

 Sheldon : Are the wings truly functional or have I fallen victim to marketing hype?

 Sheldon : The stock boy at Walgreens was frustratingly uninformed on the subject.

SHELDON : I have a lady friend who will be staying with me for a few days.

 Sheldon : I also bought scented soaps, pantyhose, Midol, calcium chews...

 Sheldon : ...and what is apparently a yogurt specifically designed...

 Shane : My doctor just kept telling me I was gaining weight with my wife.

 Cristina : The admitting intern shipped him to Psych. Barely did a physical.

 Shane : I've been able to feel it getting bigger and bigger, growing in my... you know.

 Debbie : This room is supposed to be unoccupied. Whose patient is this?

 Debbie : Who transferred him? I don't have any paperwork, any transfer documents.

Did you not hear me when I told you that Janine's friends are dancers?

 Rachel : No, I did. But tell me again because it's so romantic.

"Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?"

Just let me worry about making it, and you just worry about eating it.

 Foreman : Great to see you back in the office. I guess Vogler found you?

 House : - She knew where to find the sugar. - It's what I said : preeclampsia.

 Chase : A little stress from the M.R.A., she pops right into labor. - Aha.

 Foreman : - What about the myasthenia? - Come on. She didn't seem that weak.

What kind of food? - A little bit of cooked pear. Doesn't matter. Shows weakness.

Did you do an upper endoscopy? - You think there's something obstructing her esophagus?

 Beckett : Or maybe he was afraid that we'd figure out what the fight was about.

 Beckett : And given the charges, I'm sure he's keeping other secrets.

 Beckett : And he rented a playroom at the Varick Club at least once a week.

 Ryan : So, why would Damian rent a bed when he had a nice big townhouse?

 Callie Langston : Mr. Castle, welcome back. It's been a long time.

 Beckett : We're actually here about another one of your members, Damian Westlake.

 Beckett : Apparently he would come here often, rent a playroom.

 Callie Langston : We're not supposed to get involved with members.

 Thirteen : What the hell happened? We got to get you to a hospital.

 Darrien : They're gonna bust me back inside just for being with felons.

 Beckett : - Well, what is the point? - The point is she's over-sharing.

 Beckett : At least be happy that Alexis isn't posting something like that.

Yep, brought to you by the master of over-sharing, Mr. Beau Randolph.

 Lanie Parish : Looks that way. His body was found in one of the stalls.

 Javier Esposito : The murder weapon was found lying next to him.

 Javier Esposito : I figure that a chick lured him in here for a little tryst

Lanie, do you think that we can get DNA off of the murder weapon?

 Lanie : Oh, but it's okay to spend that on a pair of sneakers, right?

 Bob : - The first two doctors both did. - Next one said it was a panic attack.

 Robin : Okay, even if that happens, is there any way to un-mermaid me?

 Barney : where the grass ain't green and the girls ain't pretty.

 Ted from 2030 : That's what Barney and Lily were fighting about!

 Ted from 2030 : But their argument didn't happen at the same time

 Ted from 2030 : as all this other stuff. I'm literally in the wrong year!

 Foreman : A rhinovirus-- you can't leave because she has a cold?

 Cameron : There were some pesticides and some alcohol, but the tox screen was negative.

 Foreman : Which means there's nothing physically wrong with this kid.

 Cristina : Oh, yes. Marta was the naughtiest nurse of all because she knew how...

 Derek : How long do you think it takes to retrieve a lost soul?

 Izzie smiling : - Way to go, George. - I have my finger in a heart.

 Taub : If this is where he got sick, someone else here should have symptoms.

 Kutner : Not if Lee was the only one coming down to the basement.

 Kutner : Some are weeks old, he's been spending time here for a while.

 Kutner : Big step down from running your own business to sweeping up.

 Leonard : I've been meaning to talk to you about the other morning.

 Beckett : Mr. Vetotchkin, I need to ask you, do you recognize this man?

 Sergei : He and my son grew up together back in Abkhazia during the war.

 Castle : Beckett, you need to come down here. I found something.

 Castle : but when they saw I was leaving, it forced their hand.

 Mrs. Ruiz : Okay, class, time for that extra recess period I promised you

 Marshall : We were freaking out for about a day and a half there.

 Lily : This whole thing got us thinking. Maybe we're not ready for kids yet after all.

 Chase : We either do the surgery now or we find him a new brain, too.

 Cameron : House, she's still got a significant amount of gonorrhea in her system.

 Donald : I assume this means you found out what was wrong with Laura.

If the answers to any of those questions is yes, assume you're right.

 Cameron : and since he's clearly got a bleeding problem, this kind of surgery...

Your patient is in critical care. He's had a fever unabated for two...

 Cuddy : If you are doing this to scare me, you made your point.

 Cuddy : Next time you get shot, I promise to only treat the bullet wounds.

if you hadn't been the vilest whore to ever walk the planet Earth.

 Chuck : that drunken imbecile that you slept with and then married.

 Chuck : I am so deeply happy that I'll never have to see your face again.

 Mark : Might want to consider a transfer to New York or Los Angeles.

 Alex : you ever seen an advanced case of craniodiaphyseal dysplasia?

- I don't even think I need to be here. - Let us determine that.

 Sebastian : People die of TB because we let them. It's our choice.

 House : People die of malaria because we let them. They die of dysentery. They...

Look, I know I have a way about me, and I know I piss a lot of people off.

 Sebastian : Do you think I'm not saving any lives, or is that a bad thing?

 Sebastian : You know, the difference between our jobs is not numbers or styles.

It's that I know I'm gonna fail. Even if I save a million people,

 House : and make sure the world knows that you didn't die of TB.

 House : Corporate sponsors will be disappointed, but they'll find another disease.

 Pharmacist : Okay, pharmaceuticals were delivered this morning.

 Pharmacist : But Shipping accidentally sent the box with Vicodin to Research.

 House : If only we had some way to communicate with another part of the building.

 Cameron : He's been in and out of the hospital for three weeks with internal bleeding. No one can find the cause.

 House : Internal bleeding after a car accident. Wow, that's shocking.

It's been three weeks... Your hospital doesn't have my pain medication.

 Cameron : The crash didn't cause the bleed. Right... the bleed caused the crash.

Blood got on the road, got all slippery... Anyone here got drugs?

 Cameron : She saw his blood, she got distracted, and she crashed his dad's Porsche.

 Cuddy : - If you can't wait one hour to get... - Kid's got hemolytic anemia.

 House : He must have inherited it. He's gonna die. My condolences.

 Cameron : Wasn't inherited. The problem's outside the red blood cells.

 Cuddy : This is impossible. A 16-year-old does not get hemolytic anemia.

 Castle : Except her prints will be altered. Her face, unrecognizable.

 Lanie : It looks like a massive skull fracture in the parietal region.

 Lanie : But she just came in, so I've only done a preliminary exam.

 Beckett : Now that we have a body, maybe that will give us some leverage.

 Phoebe : Colonial bird merchants used to bring their birds to market in that.

 Sheldon : In what world is a four-four-six-four a four-ten-four?

 Man : Hold on to your conductor's hat. You crank the second and third axles,

 Foreman : He beat up his son for dating a black girl. I extrapolated from that.

 Cameron : It's not sarcoid. We would have seen granulomas in his...

 House : Defective DNA is keeping them from making a critical protein,

 Chase : It's an incredibly rare disease. They both would have to have a parent...

 House : That's why he flipped out when the kids started dating.

 House : She doesn't have a day. Start treating and see what happens.

Maybe it's selfish, I'm sorry, but I hoped tonight could just be about that.

 Ross : We did not steal your thunder. We are not getting back together.

 Meredith : I mean, isn't two surgeons telling you that you need surgery

 Izzie : You know who. What the hell? Why does Denny think he's dying?

 Castle : He brought them into the bedroom, where I'm betting, right now,

 Castle : Get a warrant. Search that place before there's no evidence left.

 Beckett : Or it's possible something else entirely is going on here.

 Beckett : Look, I know that you're lonely and that you miss me.

 Beckett : But you don't have to keep making up things to have me come back here.

 Castle : Whoa, whoa, whoa. You think this is a ploy to get you here?

 Castle : No, I know what you mean, all right? And I know what I saw.

 Beckett : All right, you know what? I have to get back to the precinct.

 Beckett : He wanted me to get a warrant to search the place across the way.

 Beckett : Looks like he's taking this whole thing pretty seriously.

 Esposito : His alibi checks out, and he was telling the truth about his car.

 Sheldon : I find the concept of coitus ridiculous and off-putting.

 Sheldon : I know you're in there. I saw your car in the parking lot.

 Sheldon : ...Dr. Hofstadter and Dr. Koothrappali to be on the short list for tenure.

 Janine : ...the three of you are very accomplished in your respective fields.

 Sheldon : I don't know what you mean by quirks, but I do want to express my gratitude.

- You didn't bring another gift, did you? - No, no, I learned my lesson.

 Leonard : ...which they threw intentionally incomplete to avoid loss of yardage...

I can't believe they're not penalized with the loss of a down...

 Leonard : ...and by having to move the line of scrimmage back to the spot of the foul.

 Penny : -Here. Have some pizza, sweetie. -Penny, you know I'm lactose intolerant.

 Penny : -There's some in the fridge. -You shouldn't keep bread in the fridge.

 Sheldon : Staleness is caused by crystallization of the starch...

 Sheldon : An action in which the mimic takes on the properties...

 Monica : See? Didn't I tell you? You're getting over Ross already.

 Leonard : Oh, uh, yeah. I was trying to see if I could laugh as a woman.

 Mark : What tests? She's just old. And you're just insufferable.

 House : Your mother has had a sudden personality change. It should be checked out.

I'll have a nurse come in and admit her. I'm too handsome to do paperwork.

Pralidoxime is very effective. It just takes a little time for it to kick in.

 Chase : The blood work was pretty conclusive. It's an organophosphate.

 House : You were wearing rain boots today, but you were parked in the underground garage,

 House : so the only reason you'd need boots was if you were hitting the streets.

 Robert : - Good. So, when? - When we stabilize your sodium levels.

 Steve : I mean, you meet someone in a bar, you have a few drinks, a few laughs,

 Cristina : - Bring your knees up to your chest. - You have a good time.

 Olivia : And I am talking to you. I just don't have anything to say.

 Ross : You guys won't believe what l have to do for work today.

 Chandler : Yes, but, Ross, you chose a career of talking about dinosaurs.

 Ross : There are these two professors who are joining my department...

Okay, yeah, I put your stuff in her room and her stuff in your room.

Drama critics, they're nothing but people who couldn't make it as actors.

 Kate : By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.

 Sheldon : Our entire order is predicated on four dumplings and four entrÃ©es...

- And who gets the extra dumpling? - We could cut it into thirds.

 Sheldon : Once you cut it open, it is, at best, a very small open-faced sandwich.

 Waiter : Oh. Where's your annoying little friend who thinks he speaks Mandarin?

 House : He's had five visitors drive down. I didn't recognize any of them.

 House : Six more have sent him flowers, candy and a teddy bear,

 Stacy : Shockingly, Mark has friends, and I have some new ones.

 House : but it is shocking that you apparently dumped all your old ones.

 House : I just think you didn't tell any of them that you were down here.

that you were taking Mark to Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital to try to save his life?

 Stacy : I've been busy. I haven't kept track of who knows what.

 House : See, my old friends are telling me to be careful. They seem to think...

 Castle : Exactly. Now what if each piece stood for the first letter of a word?

 Castle : If Blakely shows, we can find out what Pandora is and we can find Gage.

 Beckett : I'm actually kind of surprised that you've never mentioned her before.

But I want you to know that I'd never soberly hurt you or your family.

 Joey : He knows he did a terrible thing, and I believe him. He's sorry.

But you got one more apology to make. You gotta apologize to Mary Angela.

Way too awkward. No. I haven't even seen it with permission yet.

 Mr. Geller : We may have favored you unconsciously. You were a marvel.

- The doctors said your mom couldn't... - I don't want to hear it.

 Ross : Monica came here for some memories. Damn it, we'll give her some.

 Ross : ...and whatever we can pass off as hers, we'll put in there.

 Penny : You know, I'm very proud of you for trying to live with Amy.

 Sheldon : would be with four pairs of identical Sheldons and Amys.

 Sheldon : One pair that was neither dating nor living together.

 Sheldon : Well, you've lived with your significant other for some time.

 Penny : Mm. Well, the biggie is, if she has an insane roommate,

 Esposito : Ryan, are you planning on telling the Captain what we did?

 Chandler : And Hornswoggle? What, are you dating a character from Fraggle Rock?

 Esposito : Seems like there's nothing this guy won't do to get that big money shot.

 Esposito : Kay Cappuccio did. And so did that scandal rag you sold it to.

 Becket : How did you get access to the dog? Did you pay someone off?

 Marcus : You guys are way off base here, all right? Look, it's not what you think.

No? 'Cause I think you knew that if Francisco told Kay about the collar,

 Esposito : and you saw your whole world crashing down around you.

 Marcus : Kay Cappuccio dropping her bathrobe and jumping into the shower.

 Rachel : Which means I need to meet the guy by the time I'm 30.

Did I not tell you to come straight to me when more crab cakes were ready?

 Phoebe : How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar?

 Bernadette : Fine, we'll go to the E.R. Just stop selling me on the van.

She's 20, so she's not too serious, which is perfect for me now.

 Chandler : -Why would our guy be a weirdo? -Because that's just your taste.

You will not find a single game-show host whose ass I cannot kick.

 Chandler : I'm not allowed to make one joke in the "monkey is penis" genre?

 Security Guard : And I have a time share in the Poconos with Flipper.

 Montgomery : You had to mess with the curse, didn't you? Trying to be funny.

 Montgomery : You know what kind of hell I'd catch if Castle got eaten in the line of duty?

That there's no upside in screwing with things that you can't explain.

My partner tackles a suspect through the window of a gypsy smoke shop.

But, next morning, I went over there, fixed that window. And you know why?

 Ryan And Esposito : Because there's no upside in screwing with things you can't explain?

I don't think it would be too difficult to convince a jury that you were involved.

 Grimes : I didn't murder anyone, and I don't smuggle drugs anymore.

 Esposito : No priors. But turns out his apartment is right next door to the arts center,

 Esposito : and his living room overlooks the fountain where Jenna was killed.

 Beckett : - He lives next to the crime scene? - We ran that alibi that he gave you.

 Esposito : They said he got to their party just before midnight.

 Wyatt : I wouldn't say close, but I did a number of sessions with her.

 Castle : - Don't mind me. - Did you talk to Jenna at the party?

 Wyatt : - I think I did. But just to say hello. - You didn't plan on a rendezvous

 Castle : Oh, really? Then whose are these? Christian Louboutin pink satin pumps,

- on loan from Teddy Farrow. - I don't know who those belong to.

 Mrs. Soellner : That's a pregnancy disease. You tested her when she came in.

 Cuddy : You can get eclampsia up to a month after giving birth.

 Mr. Soellner : That's ridiculous. How could she hide a pregnancy?

 Cuddy : Loose clothes. She's heavy to begin with, it was probably premature.

 Cuddy : If it was three weeks ago, they could have missed it on a physical exam.

 Natalie : I tried so hard, but I couldn't do anything. I'm so sorry.

 Mr Petersen : The night before she was killed. I told you that.

 Mr Petersen : - First of all, it's not what you think. - When is it ever?

 Mr Petersen : What do you mean, what happened? I cheated. I strayed.

 Mr Petersen : - Whatever you want to call it. - I mean in the laundry room.

 Mr Petersen : Yes, I was having an affair, but it wasn't with Sara, for God sakes.

Look, every night that I was supposed to be home having dinner, I wasn't.

 Mr Petersen : I called to make sure that Sara was okay every night.

All right, thanks, but glasses that do not have handles and that are glass.

Make her think you want to have sex with her and it will freak her out.

You said there's somebody else, so she'd agree to work with you.

If you spend a lot of time together, maybe something might happen.

 Pete : Listen, can you promise me that you won't tell her though?

 Beckett : Both. Hey, have you seen... Castle, what are you doing?

 Castle : Sorry, this is the only place I knew we could talk and not be overheard.

 Castle : I was just talking to the Head of Donor Development over there.

 Beckett : She's not the only one. Did you know that they call you the White Whale?

 Castle : Still, I think we should take a second look. Two, three, dip.

 Castle : They're in on it together. They've all but admitted it.

 House : Something that shows off your real administrative skills.

So, how long do I have? I've got a lot of personal stuff to pack up.

 Cuddy : The stuff he needs to know that's not in the books. I told him he can't ditch me.

 House : He's only keeping you on because you know the secret handshakes.

 House : He's a quick study. Six months, he'll have the moves down. He won't need you anymore.

 Wilson : You could rent out the Corvette every once in a while or lend it to a friend.

 House : I gotta do six more clinic hours a month. So do two of them.

 Coonan : to do, you know, the bad stuff that governments like to deny.

 Coonan : He'd given me the number to his answering service in the Caymans.

 Coonan : E-mailed him the name of his target, wired him the money and waited.

 Beckett : You're going to contact Rathborne with a contract on Vong.

You're gonna tell him that the police are taking him to the DA's office

 Coonan : He wants his money up front. It's 100 grand, non-negotiable.

 Coonan : A hundred grand? The city is never gonna agree to that.

 Beckett : As soon as Rathborne takes the job, your part is done.

 Beckett : Ryan and Esposito will escort Lee to the DA's office via a prearranged route.

 Beckett : We'll have plainclothes in place on every corner and mid-block,

 Beckett : and there'll also be air support, for what it's worth.

 Ross : -Oh, you have some studying to do? -No, I have some turning 21 to do.

 Monica : -What are you doing? -Nothing, I'm so comfortable with you.

You're welcome. Thank you for Science Boy. l learned a lot from him.

When we were together, you got upset about Mark, and there was nothing.

...don't let what happened with Carol ruin what you've got with Emily.

 Rachel : Last year is that why you sent us to that Medieval Times restaurant?

And the year before that, you set up that nighttime tour of that button factory?

You're fine, okay? But everyone else acts like an idiot around famous people.

 Rachel : Joey, come on! Please, please? Let me come. l will behave. l promise.

-l will behave. Please, please, please. -Okay, fine. You can come.

 Castle : How are we supposed to work together if you're an hour away?

 Castle : Okay, look. The studio comped me a two-bedroom four-star suite.

 Maurice : I've taken the liberty of setting up the suite just the way you like it.

 Castle : The last time I was here, I brought this Parisian supermodel,

 Castle : It's not important. Would you like to choose your room?

 Beckett : Castle, I'm not here for room service, I'm here for justice.

 Chandler : ...is the only woman you ever wanted who didn't want you back?

 Leonard : You had time to make a label for everything in this apartment...

...but you didn't have 10 seconds to make one that said, "Urine cup"?

 Leonard : I guess I owe the Betty Crocker Company a letter of apology.

 House : It's the fundamental drive of our species. Sex is healthy.

 House : She's been sharing a toilet with the same guy for the last 10 years.

 Adams : Sex releases oxytocin, it's the neurochemical basis for bonding.

 Richard : It's probably unfair, but I hold you to a higher standard.

 Richard : And you let me down this year, Preston. After you got shot, the tremor.

 Addison : They're in the NICU. How you doing up there, Preston?

 Burke : - Close call, but she's stabilized. - Good work, Dr. Burke.

 Leonard : I trust that Penny cares about me and nothing's gonna happen with this guy.

 Sheldon : While unlikely, it's still a statistical possibility.

 Sheldon : She might be performing sexual acts with him and not even know it.

 Sheldon : ...while she thinks she's a chicken pecking for corn.

 Raj : Look at us, sneaking around in the middle of the night like a couple of cat burglars.

 Lawyer : - You don't have to answer that. - It's fine, Burt. Chill out.

 Beckett : - Were you with anyone? - As a matter of fact, I was.

 Weisberg : This actress I was screwing wanted a part on one of my sitcoms.

 Castle : All righty, then. And the boys'll be back on duty tomorrow,

 Cuddy : So, if you ignore ethics to save one person it's admirable,

He's not gonna kill a few patients. He's gonna kill this hospital.

 Foreman : So, we're gonna keep you overnight to be safe, and you can go back home tomorrow...

 Foreman : Get in here! I need a line in her. I.V. morphine, stat!

 Foreman : - Yeah, he took your parking space. - It's not necessarily bad news.

 Foreman : and really, really think they're gonna get off the island this time?

 Thirteen : She's had Luca taking notes, videotape her treatments,

Well, then, I guess as long as the exploitation is properly motivated,

 Chase : Ultrasound showed a cyst on her pancreas. We drained it...

 Foreman : She would have let that guy set her on fire for the sake of her work.

 House : What does it all mean? We're in the nurses' locker room.

 House : Wilson's girlfriend's left her stuff in my locker again.

 House : So it's just a coincidence that they've both got crippling stomach pains?

 House : Wow, they really are a great couple. So much in common.

 Cameron : If they're married and caught the same disease, then it means they...

 House : Brochure to a jazz festival in the Poconos this weekend.

 House : It means she spends her leisure time reading, not listening.

 House : She'd only want to go and watch jazz if the other person wanted to go.

 Amy : I tried to see how many fava beans I could fit in my mouth.

 Peter Connelly : Just to make her stop, I agreed that I would talk to Sarah.

 Peter Connelly : Mr. Castle, you publish, what, one book a year?

 Peter Connelly : In that same time period, we produce 250 episodes.

 Peter Connelly : Reese wrote some script about horses that Sarah actually liked.

 Peter Connelly : So, yeah, I'm gonna take the extra help where I can get it.

So, the hotel confirmed that the time sensors in Vince's mini-bar

 Beckett : So I guess our deadly love triangle wasn't so deadly after all.

 Esposito : Ryan got a hit on those mystery appointments that Sarah was going to.

And according to her calendar, her next meeting is in about an hour.

 Cuddy : New York Mercy's medevacing a liver. It should be here...

 Taub : Tell them to turn around. Charlotte's treatment isn't taking.

 Wilson : You're terrified that you're losing your gift, losing who you are.

 Phoebe : For the first time in my life, I'm gonna say, "Hi, Birth Father!"

 Taub : but I'm looking at his paintings for the last six months.

 Taub : because every other month, he was on all three drugs simultaneously.

Our adoption sociaI worker is coming, so we're cleaning the apartment.

 Chandler : You know you don't want me to help. You can't have it both ways.

- She's coming to see where we live. - And it has to go perfectly.

If she doesn't like us, she can keep us off every adoption list in the state.

 Joey : Hey, maybe I should stop by. She could be a soap opera fan.

 Joey : It's very impressive when the little people know a celebrity.

 Monica : Unless you have any bad stuff hidden somewhere, like porn or cigarettes?

 Esposito : We figure that Mathis forced Ana into the limo at the opera,

 Beckett : With all the charges you're facing, plus Anahita Menendez,

 Beckett : Consideration from the DA. If you tell me what happened with Ana.

...I should have considered your feelings before I went home with you.

I've recently learned what it's like to be on your side of it...

RYAN : Guys, this is Marshall Mike Drooen from Witness Protection.

 Ben : I wouldn't have had the courage to do what I did without you.

 Esposito : Well, then, to my partner, Kevin Ryan, a credit to the job.

 Castle : Or maybe, Sarah discovered that Greek billionaire Mikkos

 Castle : Look, bear in mind, we're entering into a world of epic drama

 Castle : Odds are the killer walks amongst us on this very soundstage.

 Lanie : Upon contact, her lungs filled with blood, causing her to drown.

 Esposito : first thing she did was kill off one of the main characters with an ax.

 Amy : Can you believe it's been five years since our first date?

 Sheldon : Do you think I should start watching The Flash TV show?

 Sheldon : Starting to watch a television show that might run for years

 Thirteen : You need to know everything because you're afraid to be wrong.

 Thirteen : You're so afraid of being ordinary, of being just another doctor,

 Thirteen : just another human being, that you'll risk other people's lives.

 Security Guard : but I got some hats and T-shirts I can give you.

 Park : And that was supposed to be the end of it. I don't take charity.

 House : that you feel like you need to always have the upper hand,

 House : or you're so arrogant that the notion of a favor is insulting to you.

 House : Or it's your family, some kind of immigrant pride thing.

 Wilson : Dr. Simpson, heart rate's 140, and pressure's dropping.

 Sheldon : Well, if it helps you feel any better, you're doing very well so far.

LEONARD : Thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to help.

...but I was hoping tonight it would turn into something a little more than that.

 Mr Druthers : Instead, I'm giving my baseball until the end of the day

 Mr Druthers : Well, then, you are gambling more than pete rose...

 Mr Druthers : A man whose absence from the hall of fame is a travesty

 Joey's Hand Twin : -Are you gonna play? -No, I don't really have any money.

 Rachel : - What are you doing? Get in the front. - In the death seat?!

 Sheldon : When war breaks out, no one can afford the luxury of a rhino.

 Sheldon : In a world where a piano is a weapon, not a musical instrument,

 ADDISON : I'm talking about the last third of my life, Miranda.

 ADDISON : Be that as it may, I don't need me to tell you how wildly attractive I am.

 Esposito : I seriously doubt that. Not that I've ever watched it.

 Sidney Perlmutter : Mr. Castle, you're back. But not by popular demand.

 Castle : What was Charlie Reynolds doing on the roof in the first place?

 Ryan : Good question. He actually owns an apartment in the building,

canvassing to see if anyone saw him or anyone else last night in the area.

 Castle : Well, given he was pushed off a roof and landed on a hook,

 Ryan : Check out this number and see how it connects with our victim.

 Ryan : And let's start piecing together where he was before he wound up here.

 Thirteen : House is using you as an excuse to stick his nose in my personal life.

Some nights I fall asleep at 10 : 00 and wake up at noon, still tired.

 House : You're just upset because the whole time she was with you,

 Thirteen : That means that something she did at my place set this off,

 Thirteen : but unfortunately, that would be far less titillating for House,

 Thirteen : so he's about to come up with some convoluted medical reason

 Thirteen : why I have to stay here while he goes through my stuff.

 Wilson : He hasn't been able to touch his wife, speak to his kids.

 House : His muscles have atrophied. Maybe I can help him with the pain.

 House : is the maximum rehab time for a gunshot wound to the stomach and neck.

 Cameron : We heard they never found the guy. There's no new leads?

 House : Unless she's been upside-down for the last ten years, M. S. ain't it.

 Foreman : Could be transverse myelitis, swelling in the disks choking off nerve function.

When did this turn into "What did you do over your summer vacation?

 Mr. Kaplan : ...who wants to be in fashion doing making coffee?"

I've got a project for you that's a lot more related to fashion.

 Mr. Kaplan : - Come on over here, sweetheart. - Thank you so much.

 House : He's a lucky kid. Let's not fix him until the burns heal.

 Cameron : But what if it's just a regular old infection festering in the burned skin?

 Foreman : Pus on his arm isn't causing problems in the forebrain.

 Cameron : He's on 20 different medications to manage his pain, his heart,

 Foreman : So we just wait for his burns to heal to see if you're right?

 Cameron : They also kill the bacteria that thrive in injured tissues.

 Carol : They won't all be like this. Some might stay through dinner.

that's four, one higher than the number of centimeters I'm dilated..

 Rachel : have come and gone with their babies. I'm next. It's my turn. It's only fair.

If you bring in one more woman who has her baby before me, I will sue you.

 Becky : Then this cutie patootie took me to this bar called MacLaren's,

 Robin : You know that I hate her. How could you go out with this girl?

 Sheldon : because the S, R and M keys on my laptop stopped working.

So I thought, "All right, here's an opportunity to be creative."

 Monica : Okay, so from now on, we have to call you Princess Consuela?

 Chandler : I always feel that way after an interview. I'll bet it went better than you think.

 Rachel : Well, I didn't get the job at Gucci and I got fired from Ralph Lauren.

 Howard : It's just being cooped up in this tin can for weeks on end is starting to get to me.

 Bernadette : Hang in there. You just have a couple more days to go and you'll be home.

 Derek : You taught her time and time again that nothing she does,

 Addison : She can't help herself, she certainly can't fix Meredith.

 House : but that's because I called him and you didn't know that,

 House : and it's irrelevant to my point, which is you and Chase are over.

 House : You decided that his single drawer of clothes is one drawer too many.

 House : so you're emotionally walking away instead of actually walking away,

which is stupid because only one of those is good for your heart.

 House : So I circle right back to his single drawer of clothes...

 Cameron : I don't want to say anything. I don't want him to ask.

 Leonard : ...trapped your knight in the corner, and you keep sighing and saying : 

 Leonard : We got you that book last year. Wasn't everything in there?

 Sheldon : Engaging in the social convention of men bellyaching about their old ladies.

 Sheldon : ...to increase my feelings for her by making me happy.

 Ross : We're more than happy to give you a good recommendation.

 Sandy : None at all. You need to be happy with whoever is in your home.

...what was the problem? Maybe it's something l can work on in the future.

You know, l'm just not that comfortable with a guy who's as sensitive as you.

 Randy : I know it sounds dumb to someone who's already achieved his dream...

 Beckett : All I know is that this is about a body's throw away from the river.

 Jeffery Mcguigan : Speedy Wok my ass. You're not even Speedy Wok.

 Beckett : We're here about a purchase that was made at Hagen and Graham's.

Magoo. And yeah, I purchased a ton of crap at that place. Come on in.

 Jeffery : It had a price, all right. Though it was pretty tasty.

You're just gonna walk into my crib and start bossing me around?

 Jeffery : You know, I may have dropped out of Cornell when my company went public,

 Beckett : That bottle that you purchased might have been used to commit murder.

 Ross : Wasn't it? And you thought it would be awkward with Joey.

 Rachel : You know what, Ross, I think we're gonna take off too.

 Sheldon : ...so please try to avoid wasting her time with female gibber-gabber.

SHELDON : Not surprised, considering how you talk about them behind their backs.

 Leonard : She's here. She's here. How do I look? Do I look smart?

 Sheldon : Now, listen, one of the great minds of the 21st century...

 Sheldon : ...is about to play host to one of the other great minds of the 21st century.

 Sheldon : Years from now, my biographer might ask you about this event.

 Mike M : It's just, you were scared and miserable the whole time.

 Bernadette : I think what we're all trying to say is, you don't seem to be remembering

 Bernadette : Don't forget all the other astronauts picking on you.

Yeah. Her files indicate that he was on pretty heavy antipsychotics.

 Montgomery : Limited intelligence, thinks he has a personal relationship with his hero.

 Montgomery : What more do you want? Evidence is in his apartment.

 Montgomery : Two from the diner where he worked, and Tisdale was his social worker.

 Beckett : Out here, we find a guy standing over a body with a gun,

 Beckett : You know this kid was in and out of the system for years?

Well, you can let the DA worry about all that now. Our job is done.

 Beckett : Yeah. Hey, can you leave the box? I'll take care of it tomorrow.

Castle, I'm kind of glad that you killed off Storm. Less competition.

 Castle : Did you notice if she was carrying this purse with her?

 Castle : Seriously? You knew Ana came here and you wouldn't share?

 Beckett : Yeah, I just found out. She got dropped off here by a cab.

 Castle : would require a gown and evening gloves, and the opera was one.

 Beckett : Not bad. So, Pam here was just telling me that she saw Ana last night

 Pam : and then Ana up and slipped that USB thing in her purse and snuck out,

 Pam : She looked familiar, so she may be a season ticket holder.

The patient's scleroderma is responding to the anti-inflammatory meds.

 Thirteen : So, he's dying slightly less quickly than we thought.

 Foreman : What else could it be from? He's been off the antibiotics for a while.

 Esposito : Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

The wire and hooks are identical to the ones used to bind the victim.

 Ryan : There was also a shirt inside that had some blood spatter on it.

 Beckett : The evidence isn't the whole story. Castle's taught me that.

 Gates : You know, I'm not always a fan of Mr. Castle's, Detective.

 Gates : But even I'm having trouble believing he'd do something so heinous.

 Gates : If he was involved with this girl, there's bound to be a record.

 Beckett : You guys, when you look through Castle's phone records...

 Ryan : We didn't say anything because we figured it was nobody's business.

 Chandler : - Honey, it's gonna be okay. - You can do this. Just breathe.

 Joey : If you get a second, find out where she got that cheeseburger.

I cannot believe that after 1 0 years you do not know one thing about me!

 Ross : - Then why didn't you say something? - Because it is too damn hard, Ross!

 Howard : So, what do we do now? They expect us to go away for the weekend.

 Howard : I was the Temple Beth-El Hebrew School Yahtzee champion.

 Howard : Boy, we're just married to a couple of ball-busters, huh, Mike?

 Mr. Rostenkowski : That's my wife and daughter you're talking about.

 Barney : It made me wonder, "What could I have done to make him stay?"

 Marshall : Look, you didn't do anything wrong. It wasn't you, Barney.

 Castle : See, that way she'd have to see their faces on the news,

 Castle : Now, you've taken it to the next level, though, haven't you?

 Castle : That's the worst disguise since Clark Kent, and you believe him?

 Beckett : I have no reason not to. Look at him. He's devastated.

 Edmund : I knew something was wrong when he called me a couple of days ago.

 Edmund : He said someone was paying him a half a million dollars,

 Edmund : To make sure that the government never found out where it came from.

 Edmund : I just had this feeling yesterday, that something was terribly wrong.

 Castle : why didn't you ever get into the family business, too?

 Robin : But for the actual reception, we had a seven-piece band.

 Robin looks at Ted Ted : Fine, marshall looked it up at school.

 Sheldon : ...she arranged for me to be an Amtrak Junior Conductor for the day.

 Sheldon : It's usually only open to children. She got them to make an exception.

 Sheldon : Her efforts are causing me to have affectionate feelings for her...

...l was calculating the random motion of virtual particles in a vacuum...

 Sheldon : ...when suddenly, the particles morphed into an image of Amy's dandruff...

 Sheldon : ...gently cascading down onto her pale, slightly hunched shoulders.

 Mrs Wolowitz off : The doctor said they were like Russian nesting dolls.

 Mrs Wolowitz off : Well, if you have to go, how about I put a little doggie bag together for you?

 Beckett : - It was actually kind of difficult to watch. - Even harder to experience.

 Beckett : So, do you need a minute, or can we get back to work?

 Beckett : You're the one who's been pushing her to break the rules.

 Beckett : And when she suddenly steps outside of your comfort zone, you freak out.

 Beckett : We did some checking, Elise. Fletcher wasn't in the CIA.

 Beckett : You fight me tooth and nail that he wasn't a con man,

 Leonard : What did you mean when you said you were going to miss me?

Wine, a credit card and late-night television are a bad combination?

 Penny : Leonard, I don't know what to tell you. It was just a hug.

 Tom : If you want, I can put out feelers, see if anybody knows anything.

 Esposito : Turns out he was seeing a guy named Simon Haim, Esquire.

 Beckett : He was delivering a backpack full of cash to a lawyer?

 Ryan : but he never opened it and he never even mentioned the cash.

 Esposito : But he did mention your high school friend, Madison.

 Esposito : He wanted to leave the restaurant, and he wanted his investment back.

 Tom : But the restaurant just opened. Why would he want to leave?

 Meredith walks further into the room, interrupting : You know, if all of you want to point and whisper and stare at me,

 Meredith walks further into the room, interrupting : knock yourselves out!

 Meredith walks further into the room, interrupting : Look at Meredith, isn't she sad, pathetic and heartbroken?

 Meredith walks further into the room, interrupting : Maybe she's gone mental. Maybe I have!

 Meredith walks further into the room, interrupting : But leave Mr. Herman alone!

I want to thank you for helping me out in the surgery today, O'Malley.

 Burke no longer laughing : It was a high-pressure situation today and you were on top of it.

 Raj : It was a little expensive, but no one can put a price on love.

 Dr Koothrappali : No, it's not a nice surprise, it's a bad surprise.

l'm sorry too. And just to be clear, l didn't hit his mother with a car.

You are unbelievable. l spent so much time finding the perfect girl for you.

l'm so sorry. lf you don't like this guy, l can find you a better one.

 Joey : -You're leaving too? -l'll stay if you can tell me my name.

 Oona : He said, "My dear girl, you have the makings of a theater critic."

 Oona : How good of you to share your years and years of experience

 Martha : perhaps you might consider stopping by and sitting in on a class or two.

 Martha : mentioning our little school in one of your wonderful columns?

 Oona : I'd be happy to do that. You just tell me where and when.

 Oona : I just hope you're not teaching your students your little trick

 Oona : Oh, and you fluttered your hands like little bird wings.

 Martha : I believe that was the year that I was nominated for a Tony.

 Oona : is more tolerant of head tilting and hand fluttering than I am.

 Sheldon : to find out how he was being perceived by his subjects.

 Seibert : So, listen, fellas, who's up for a little party this Saturday night?

 Seibert : Open bar, good eats, might even be a few pretty girls.

 Sheldon : doesn't mean you should jump into his windowless van.

 Sheldon : Aha! The tear-stained air mattress in the back of the van.

 Castle : I mean, not everything he does is going to make sense.

 Beckett : McManus doesn't smoke. We didn't find a Zippo in any of his things.

 Beckett : So that everyone would think that the threat was over

 Beckett : What if that was the bomb that we were supposed to find?

 Castle : they could say McManus set it before he was apprehended.

 Beckett : Look, I know that I don't have any proof. I know that this sounds crazy...

 Castle : And you know how determined Bracken was to give this speech.

 Castle : If you stop it, and you're wrong, your career is over.

 Beckett : No match on Fletcher's fingerprints. We still don't know his real identity.

 Beckett : Trying to find a clue to the con that killed Fletcher,

 Beckett : You can't invest in anything because nothing is real.

 Montgomery : - Hey, these are 6-year-old kids. - And he scammed them.

 Barney : We're gonna get some coffee In you, we'll sober you up,

 Harold : gives me time to think about all the things I haven't said.

 Louise : - Tell me what I want to hear. - If I die, you'll kill me.

 Park : because you think it'll create more conflict between us.

 House : Actually, there's two, but we're still waiting for that Jell-O delivery.

 House : I stopped listening after you confessed your fear of dolphins.

 House : Can we just tone down the bromance a few notches'? My leg is killing me.

 Wilson : I'd like to actually make it to the bathroom this time.

 Wilson : So the way I felt, you feel that, what? Most of the time?

 Wilson : It really does suck being you, doesn't it? At least I don't have cancer.

 Ali [surprised To See Him There] : Barely recognize you with your clothes on.

 Ali : I came by to change my shoes and found you in my bathroom.

 Chase [not Amused] : Because when someone starts pranking you, the logical suspect

 Chase : All that creativity and energy you put into pranking me,

 Chase [finally Starts To Remember] : Mary Stuart Masterson looked hot in those leather gloves.

 Chase [finally Starts To Remember] : We talked at the reception. That's why you hate me?

 Ali : Until I mentioned that I don't sleep with guys on the first date,

 Ali : and then you said you had to go to the bathroom and you never came back.

 Sheldon : But returning to your key conundrum, you should call a locksmith.

 Sheldon : You're frustrated because he phrased his reply in a meaningless tautology?

No, I'd rather sit on this freezing floor, sobbing like a 3-year-old.

 Scott : but I'm going to be in the North Pole for three months.

 Robin : If you want to break up with me, just tell it to me straight.

 Robin : Don't pretend you're going someplace we all know doesn't exist.

 Robin : It works its way up to Candyland, and then, congratulate me,

 Robin : because I'm the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts.

 House : you see the world as it is, and you see the world as it could be.

 House : By the way, why does everybody think you and I had sex?

 Wilson : Cuddy feels guilty about not diagnosing psittacosis any earlier?

 Lily getting down on one knee : Marshall eriksen, will you ma...

 Marshall : I mean, you could tell me, like, about how good-looking

 Marshall : It might be nice for you to mention something... About that.

 Rachel : They used to live here, and sometimes they migrate back over.

I wish it is that easy. But then I see you here and I keep thinking why can't I have this?

You think it's something having a lot of fun, but it's really hard, really hard.

I got this lausy job, I barely know how to make it ramdon. Forget about to buying stuff.

Honey! You don't understand. I'm be doing what you are doning, but with money.

 Rachel : He's coming from Jersey. He said he'd get here as fast as he could.

Oh, by the way, Phoebe's friend Marge found an earring in cucumber sandwich.

The Body Snatchers clause requires me to help destroy someone we know...

You need your sleep for your cognitive processing to perform at optimum levels.

 Sheldon excitedly : I finally reconciled the black hole information paradox...

 Sheldon excitedly : ...with my theory of string-network condensates.

- It's unbelievable. It's paradigm-altering. - And I could not have done it without you.

 Ramona : - I just offered a little encouragement. - You did a lot more than that.

 Ramona : Well, would you consider naming it the Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem?

 Monica : I gotta tell you, yesterday was amazing. That massage felt so good.

 Phoebe : You should know though, I've raised my rates to $200 an hour.

It freaked me out. After a while, I tried to hurt you. It spurred you on.

 Ryan : We think he took a job that might have got him into trouble.

 Ryan : What kind of work did you book for him in the last month?

 Esposito : - What other job? - In addition to the private gigs,

 Lloyd Saunders : he also danced at a club called the Package Store

 Howard : It's beyond the laws of physics, plus a little heads up for the ladies.

 Sheldon : Teams are traditionally named after fierce creatures...

 Sheldon : ...no animal exceeds the relative fighting strength of the army ant.

 Raj : Maybe so, but you can't incinerate a Bengal tiger with a magnifying glass.

 Sheldon : No man should be forced to emblazon his chest with a Bengal tiger...

 Sheldon : ...when common sense dictates it should be an army ant.

 Leonard : Bruce Wayne doesn't make his roommate tie it for him.

 Sheldon : Bernadette, Amy, Koothrappali and Wolowitz didn't want to.

...I pointed out the "check engine" light to you several months ago.

 Sheldon : You know, it occurs to me. You could solve all your problems by obtaining more money.

 Irv : We found out about your gastric bypass. How could you lie to us like that?

 House : Does Foreman schedule your appointments by numbers on the clock,

 Thirteen : Sorry if I'm dying at a bad time for you. Could be CNS lymphoma.

 Leonard : ...met some nice people, said horrible things about each other in public.

 Penny : Okay, I'm not innocent in all this, but you basically called me stupid...

And no, no, uh, I really mean it. It's not like when we were going out...

 Sheldon : The supermarket was out of my regular fabric softener.

 Beckett : - Or maybe it's random numbers... - CELL PHONE RINGING 

 Ryan : He just saw our John Doe breaking back into Shauna's apartment.

 Simon : Please. You have to let me go. If you don't, a billion people will die!

 Beckett : Okay, so, why don't we just start with something simple, like your name?

Look, you're a really nice person, ham-stealing and adultery aside.

 Chandler : You were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight.

It's hard to hear, but it would've been wrong to go through with it.

 Ted : Wait. Is that what this whole stupid running thing has been about?

 Marshall : and I just wanted to prove it could still do something,

 Ted : You've been trying for two months, not two years, that's nothing.

From now on, "frog" is me, "sandwich" means you, and "lemon" means rocket.

 Howard : So come on, sandwich, build me a lemon because froggie wants to come home.

 Amy : Really? I don't know how much you know about primate behavior...

...and displayed her brightly colored hindquarters like a big red welcome mat.

 Amy : By the way, you try that at the junior prom, you get kicked out.

 Penny : I don't even know where my relationship is with Leonard now.

 Guy In White : The story. The dead man, the roof. Who told you? Who knows?

 Guy In White : If he paid what he owed, he'd be home with them now.

 Beckett : Him, a cop? Don't make me laugh. He's barely even a man.

 Cosmo Reporter amy : - Beckett? - But you are a man, aren't you?

 Beckett : Okay. Boys and their guns. Am I supposed to be impressed?

 Beckett : It's hard when everything you thought you knew turns out to be a lie.

 Castle : Well, not everything was a lie. Not her husband's love.

 Castle : I mean, sometimes we do the wrong things for the right reasons.

 Robin : but then you missed your shot. And now you're trying to

 Robin : hook up with your ex-girlfriend to prove to yourself that you don't care.

 Barney : You could not be more... What do you mean I missed my shot?

 Robin : Off the market. He's taking her to Cafe L'Amour this Friday night.

 Barney : But "L'Amour" means love! They're going to the cafe of love!

 Castle : You wouldn't happen to have his contact information, would you?

 Esposito : is another dead P.O. Box, and the phone number's defunct.

 Esposito : and the corporate account that cut the check is closed,

Joseph Vacher was a famous French serial killer from the late 1800s.

 Beckett : Have any other checks been written from that corporate account?

 Beckett : Did she write anything else with it? A phone number, emails, an address?

 Beckett : Castle, he was posing as a building owner looking for insurance.

 Beckett : He probably found an empty property. Could be worth a look.

 Ryan : Owner says it's unoccupied. Hasn't been a tenant for nearly a year.

 House : I don't care how often a kid cries he's being eaten by a wolf,

 House : were in the way of processing visual information correctly.

 House : Yeah, but it was dull, or foggy, or gray. I don't know.

 Rachel : Hello, Mr. Zelner. We are all ready for our presentation this afternoon.

-Good, because it's in 1 0 minutes. -What? l can't do that. l have the baby.

 Mr. Zelner : Then Gavin can give the presentation. We have to do it now.

 Mr. Zelner : Ralph needs to leave early today. He's going helicopter shopping.

 Rachel : You get to do the presentation. You'll knock them dead.

No one will remember that l worked here, and then Ralph will buy his helicopter...

 Rachel : ...and Super Gavin will just fly right alongside of him.

 Gavin : -You can do the presentation. -No, l can't. l have a baby.

Because you worked really hard, and it's your job. And you're a little crazy.

But it feels like now it's my turn to have some of the regular stuff.

l didn't know how much l wanted it. And l love you, and l wanted to live with you.

lt was okay to move in when l didn't know what was gonna happen.

Can we at least try living together? You might change your mind about marriage.

 Mr. Geller : You took it every place you went. You never went anyplace without the glove.

 Mr. Geller : The garage flooded, sweetie, and ruined your boxes. I'm sorry.

 Sheldon : She also told me that every animal in the world got on one boat.

 Penny : You may be the one in school, but I'm the one who learned a lesson.

 Regina : You know, there's a bunch of us going to happy hour after work.

 Regina : Sure. Well, if you change your mind, we'll be at Rudy's.

 Park : It was just something I'd been thinking about and I figured,

 Chase : The funny thing is, when we tested you before, we were just looking for steroids.

 Chase : A little weed every now and then when no one was looking?

 Chase : If you'd kept going, you wouldn't have just lost your sense of smell.

I just needed to relax. - Based on the symptoms, you're a lot more than a social user.

There must have been cadmium in the soil where the marijuana was grown.

 Chase : Some people get bone loss, kidney failure, some people's testes shrink,

 Hank : Please. I'll stop everything. I'll... I'll go to meetings every day.

 Callie : Obviously any surgical procedure could cause more bone growth

 Burke : As minimally invasive as possible. But with your condition, even this is risky.

 Mark : He's doing a powerpoint presentation for the board, which is

 Mark : Why don't you let your girlfriend decide what she can or can't do?

 Beckett : But how did she get on to Emilio's murder in the first place?

 Ryan : Or maybe just very intuitive. According to Vivien's notes,

 Esposito : It's the closest place to Emilio's office that rents by the hour.

 Barney : You don't care that it's out of fashion or co-opted by the lesbian community.

 Robin : You're not just deleting a number, you're deleting a part of your life.

 Howard : Right. There's nothing more awesome and frightening...

 Howard : ...than a man who's got music blasting from between his nipples.

 Leonard : -Hey, Stuart. What's going on? -Well, you might wanna mark...

 Stuart : ...your Google calendars. Stan Lee is coming to do a signing on Thursday.

 Stuart : My uncle is his dermatologist, and Stan's doing him a favor.

 Sheldon : How can I possibly discuss with Stan Lee the scientific foundations...

...for interstellar flight on a surfboard when part of my brain...

 Sheldon : ...will be scanning his face for signs of contagious skin disease?

 Barney : We're not getting too old for anything. TED : You sure?

 Ross : The only thing weird would be if someone didn't like Mexican food...

 Foreman : In rare cases, the fungi travel up the bloodstream and latch onto the brain,

 Foreman : but it only causes a lesion in your brain if your immune system is extremely weak to begin with.

No! As I'm sure you know, people with H.I.V. can live a long time.

 Senator : - What else could do this to me? - Theoretically, certain cancers.

But we gotta speed through the denial phase because you need antiretrovirals and you need them fast.

 House : They don't call it the White House because of the paint job.

 Wilson : I didn't get a chance to run tonight. House is having issues.

 Cameron : And I know you know. Tell me what's going on, please.

The off-Broadway-play people said that you were "pretty but dumb."

 Joey : Don't get me wrong. You're a better agent than she is...

 Joey : ...but at least with her, I don't want to blow my pretty dumb brains out.

 Castle : That has to be it. Tyler Faris must have known Sean Elt.

 Beckett : Did your son ever hang out with the comic book crowd?

 Beckett : Was he hanging out with anyone out of the ordinary lately?

 Mrs Faris : Actually, I saw him talking on the stoop to a guy a few days back.

Phoebe, Monica tripped me. I don't think I can ever run again, ever!

But we were having so much fun. All those cute guys were checking us out.

 Rachel : - Does anybody need anything? - I'll have an espresso.

 Phoebe : Like you'd drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme?

And if something were to prevent you from doing your laundry on Saturday at 8 : 15...

 Castle : If he wasn't a friend, then he must have met up with him somewhere

 Esposito : We figure if he camped out with his laptop at a coffee shop,

 Esposito : our killer could've sat down next to him and they got to talking.

 Beckett : Which means he would have to walk to a local bar in order to watch the games.

Yeah, if you're a Knicks fan, you gotta share your pain with somebody.

 Beckett : Castle and I will take the bars. And if you keep quoting Jordan,

 Beckett : Buck up, Castle. I've got a feeling this place is different.

 Beckett : It's still an ongoing investigation, so we're going to need you

 Bar Lady : You should understand what it's like being a woman in a man's world.

 Castle : Did Ben Conrad ever talk to you about the recent death of his dog?

 Bar Lady : Sure. He loved to flap his gums to me about that little drop-kick.

 Beckett : Well, what about the other customers? He ever talk to them?

 Bar Lady : Though a couple of weeks ago, he did strike it up with some guy.

 Howard : Are you kidding? It was the greatest experience of my life.

 Howard : with what's gonna happen when you get out of that shower.

 Leonard : There's plenty of room for everybody, a view out the window.

 Sheldon : It specifically states that any changes in furnishing

that my homicidal cell mate is taking the right anti-psychotics'?

 Hayley : Rick, come on, stop moping about and go do something about it.

 Hayley : who landed in any area airport, be it public or private,

 Castle : I'm not making any more decisions concerning LokSat without Beckett.

 Beckett : There was a point in my career where I wanted to quit.

 Beckett : I lost faith that I became a cop for the right reason.

 Beckett : A man named Roy Montgomery helped me. He was my captain.

Oh, see? We should have worked that out before we came down here.

OK, sweetie. I'm gonna narrow it down with this one over here and this one with the stripes, OK?

You know both cat are beautiful, funny. You will be happy with either cat.

 Alexis : Frank Henson, the accused. We're meeting him at the prison.

 Alexis : He's a little rough around the edges, but he's got a good heart.

 Alexis : Maggie Ingram, the love of his life. She'll be at the prison, too.

 Howard : Yeah, I know, it really took a bite out of my video-game time.

 Howard : That's not bad, but as far as romance goes, I think my gift hits it right out of the...

Okay, uh, Amy will be here shortly expecting the perfect Valentine's gift.

 Castle : he runs across the way, he bangs on the door. It's locked.

 Castle : So that's far too cold for Kim to have left the door open.

 Castle : If Frank is guilty, then he would've opened the back door.

he would've wiped down the doorknob to get rid of his fingerprints.

 Alexis : But if he's telling the truth, and the back door was already open,

 Alexis : he wouldn't have needed to wipe it because he never touched it.

 Castle : And that would mean someone else was there that night.

 Castle : Question is, did CSU dust that doorknob for fingerprints?

 Ryan : You don't want to miss the rest of the Captain's lecture, do you?

 Beckett : - Ready to earn some extra credit? - I want a lawyer.

 Beckett : We found a stack of identical cards in your dorm room desk.

 Beckett : You're not cooperating, so I'm taking protective custody off the table.

 Beckett : And a bunch of us are wagering on how long you're gonna last

 Chambers : Look, the fights didn't let out until after Bardot was murdered.

 Chambers : Bardot caught me with my stash the morning he was killed.

 Chambers : I sent the note hoping to keep him from ratting me out.

 Sheldon on phone : Yeah, I understand I don't use the parking spot.

 Sheldon on phone : Yes, I'm aware you told me not to call you at home.

 Sheldon on phone : And I know you were there because I saw you through the mail slot.

 Sheldon on phone : ...not the president of the Potty Mouth Club.

 Sheldon on phone : ...because he's a high-profile asset to the university.

 Leonard : Well, he's not wrong. Howard did go to the International Space Station.

 Night Clerk : I already told the uniforms. Once the people check in,

 Beckett : Her purse was missing, and she didn't have an ID on her.

 Night Clerk : It's not like the guests arrive and I ring them up. This ain't the Ritz.

 Lanie : She's wearing a wedding ring, but there's no inscription.

 Lanie : Our victim took the train in from Westchester yesterday morning.

 Castle : Westchester to lower Manhattan? That's a long way to go for a lube job.

 Castle : See, when married ladies go to cheap hotels, it's always about sex.

Ifyou had told me you were developing a tremor, I could've run some tests.

The likelihood is compression ofthe structures around the injury.

- At least I'd have some company. - Whatever she gets, I hope it's bad.

 GEORGE : She was going to let Burke, Burke with the shaky hand, operate on my father.

 BAILEY : The chief may be confused about punishment for you, but I'm not.

 Sheldon : You know, in the future, when we're disembodied brains in jars...

 Sheldon : ...we're going to look back on this as eight hours well wasted.

 Howard : I'm with you. I just have to make sure if I'm a synthetic human, I'd still be Jewish.

 Raj : That's something your rabbi would have to discuss with the manufacturer.

 Sheldon : Not to mention you'd have to power down on Saturdays.

 Sheldon : ...that a trash can spontaneously formed around the letter...

 Leonard : They want us to present our paper on the properties of supersolids...

 Leonard : may have discovered a new planet in our solar system?

 Raj : I was busy making you guys homemade jam for the holidays.

 Sheldon : Who do you think made the French toast with butter and syrup?

 Woman in lab coat : the aging process, there was a catastrophic accident

 House : Actually, why don't we agree that you'll disagree with me

 House : while treating him for Legionnaires'? It's not as pithy, but...

In my experience people who just don't like cops have a reason...

 Foreman : these parts of your lungs simply weren't functioning.

 Beckett : You didn't call because you were in a private room making out with a geisha?

 Castle : And for the record, she wasn't a geisha. She was a hostess.

 Castle : Okay, point taken, but I was undercover, and I did get us a lead.

Somewhere around 10 : 00 because, "That's what partners are for."

 Castle : Okay, I'm getting the feeling that this is about more than me not calling.

 Beckett : saying now that she was married, there's no romance in her life.

 Beckett : You've done this before. Marriage isn't gonna change us, right?

 Beckett : that go to the same two restaurants and only have sex on national holidays.

 Castle : For Richard Castle, press one. For Beckett, press two.

His girlfriend said that he packed a bag, snuck out down the fire escape.

 Beckett : Okay, circulate his photo to airports and bus and train stations.

 Stack : Detective Beckett, I sure do appreciate you finding Simon Warburg for me.

 Stack : I just thought you might think of something that we hadn't.

 Castle : Well, then it might interest you to know he didn't kill Tanner.

 Stack : over the last two hours from all the main departure points.

 Stack : Well, if he passed in front of one of those cameras, it'll spot him.

 Ryan : There's got to be a way to beat the system though, right?

Wear big sunglasses, let your bangs hang down over your forehead.

 Stack : Wear heavy makeup. Paint random colored shapes all over your face.

 Foreman : Does it matter? Just figured you could use some help down here.

 Cuddy : And you spending two hours wiping noses will annoy House.

 Cuddy : If you want to prove you can do his job and something more...

 Melinda : Four days he's been like this. It's just getting worse.

 Foreman : which is why that's the first thing the other doctors checked.

 Past Leonard : -Uh-- I guess. -This isn't going to work if you're guessing.

 Past Sheldon : When you have to? I'm sorry, I don't rent to hippies.

 Penny : Yes. Now he knows what bathtubs are capable of doing...

 Howard : I've seen space probes that crashed into the desert that were in better shape than this.

 Sheldon : We'll bury him in the morning. A simple ceremony. I'll speak.

 Penny : Sheldon, honey, aren't you getting a little carried away? I mean, it's just a toy robot.

 Beckett : You were the only one who had the time to clean up after yourself.

 Castle : Jessica wasn't the kind of girl to scrub her floor clean with bleach.

 Danielle : But then she wrote those awful things. She had no right.

 Danielle : She started to scream. She said... She said she hated me.

 Danielle : I told her to shut up! I just wanted her to shut up!

 Beckett : And then you put a pillow over her head and you suffocated her.

 Chandler to Rachel : - What am I gonna do now? - Just pass the tape along.

 Chandler : If I suggest him, my bosses will think I'm an idiot.

 Chandler : And that's something they should learn on their own.

 Ross : Do you think there's any chance he'll bring Christie Brinkley or C-3PO?

 Rebecca : You named me Ava and I was more me as Ava than I'll ever be as Rebecca.

Alex, I'm asking you to give me a reason to stay here. A reason from you.

 Meredith : If you want to break up with me so you can see other women, just do it.

 Meredith : Don't tell me you met another woman. Just end it, if that's what you want.

"I don't want to see you anymore. Meredith, I don't love you anymore. "'

 Castle : and you choose very, very poorly, do you lose your turn?

 Lanie Parish : Minimal blood seepage and lack of spatter in the area

 Castle : So someone was hoping she'd catch a ride with the morning haul,

 Kevin Ryan : Well, according to her ID, her name is Holly Rhodes.

 Kevin Ryan : she was DJ-ing an album launch party in SoHo last night

 Esposito : where she was dressed up as a sexy little Girl Scout?

Now, I don't care what those cookies cost, I would sell my left...

 Lanie : I'm placing the time of death between 11 : 00 and midnight.

 Esposito : It's an unlisted number. I got a call in to the phone company.

 Beckett : All right, you guys set up a canvass for anyone that saw the body dump.

 Beckett : Castle and I'll head down to SoHo, see what happened last night.

 Rachel : And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.

 Rachel : You do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica's head?

 Beckett : These hairs must have gotten transferred during the struggle.

 Beckett : from when he was suspected of murdering his first wife.

 Officer Kemp : Mr. Whitfield, we have a warrant for your arrest!

 Bernadette : Why does your Fitbit say you ran 174 miles yesterday?

AIthough what I lack in leadership, I more than make up for in sewing.

 Howard : Let it go, Sheldon. I'll get you a Jamba Juice on the way home.

 Sheldon : Following in the footsteps of Kirk, Crunch and Kangaroo.

 Esposito : if Beckett's case has anything to do with this base,

 Esposito : well, then she's into something way bigger than she realizes.

 Beckett : She abandoned her car in Rosemont and then she came all the way up here?

 Beckett : Then why didn't she just hop the train in Alexandria?

 Beckett : Jeanette Miller, federal agents. You're under arrest.

 Vince : Figured I'd check if you had the credentials to go with the cojones,

 Foreman : We should still check out his office, talk to his co-workers.

 Emily : Um, you know what? I better go. My movie's about to start.

 Sheldon : Is it because she's dating you but was out with that other fellow?

 Penny : What gave you the right to mix my DNA with that of a killer gorilla?

 Adams : There's a whole list of drugs that could have caused his symptoms.

 Adams : And could, but doesn't necessarily, cause personality changes.

 House : and he gets better and doesn't give Bob Cratchit Christmas Day off,

 Thirteen : about what it means to read too much into this, aren't we?

 Thirteen : Look, I thought about what you said, and I realized you were right.

 Thirteen : Shut up. Look, I'm not sure what you were trying to achieve.

 Ross : Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is important...

So if you'd just give me another chance to make a good impression..

 Rachel : I am still your wife? Were you just never gonna tell me?

 Cristina : - You invited nurses? - Did you clear this with Meredith?

A few more people isn't gonna make a difference. A party is a party.

 Cristina : And the bigger the party, the less time for bad sex.

And the home's physician will be there to attest to her mental competency?

 Beckett : That's not possible. You can't live in a place without leaving prints.

 Avery : Profile suggests he's studied our tactics and has prepared for contingencies,

Man, it's all here. The engraved bullets. The cat-and-mouse phone calls.

 Castle : It's Nikki Heat investigating and she's always one step behind him.

 Shaw : For future reference, it means get the hell out and don't take anything.

 Jim Beckett : You've reached the voicemail of Jim Beckett. Please leave a message.

 Montgomery : We are all they've got once the wicked rob them of their voices.

 Jim Beckett : Your mother always said that life never delivers anything that we can't handle.

 Chandler : So how would you like to have a baby that's half yours and half his?

 Chandler : We're talking about sperm donors, and Zack may be the guy.

 Chandler : Look. He's intelligent, he's healthy, he's athletic. l mean, he's sperm-tastic!

 Monica : Chandler, this is crazy. Well, what did you even say to him?

l invited him to dinner so you'd get a chance to get to know him.

With a sperm bank, you never meet the guy, get to check him out.

l mean, even if my sperm worked fine, l think he'd be the way to go.

 Howard : Why wouldn't that colonel say what the meeting's about?

 Raj : Oh, come on. What's the worst that could come of this meeting?

 Raj : They had to live in secret, and when Oppenheimer objected

 Esposito : there would be no reason for him to go after Claire.

 Beckett : But if he's not our killer, he's probably our best witness.

Gold wheels, a flame decal on the body. It's got to be a custom job.

 Ryan : He's holed up in the break room writing that letter for Alexis' boyfriend.

 Alexis : Okay, sure. It's not like I took it on purpose or anything.

 James Wilson : I mess with you, you mess with me, eventually you give in.

 James Wilson : But you've shown a startling lack of humor, which got me thinking.

 James Wilson : Then hire three people and let them sit on their asses.

 James Wilson : Three years ago, you hired a team. What's changed?

 Greg House : I've become a man of principle. I've gotten smarter.

 James Wilson : You connected with a team, you worked with a team

 James Wilson : You fall in love. You get married. 50% chance it'll end in misery.

 James Wilson : because you know, eventually, they're gonna leave.

 Greg House : There's increased T2 signal on her hepatic capsule,

That guy back there? He's awfully short. And I think he's talking to himself.

 Phoebe : And to be completely honest, he's not that good in bed.

 Rachel : What is wrong with me lately? It's like, every guy I see.

 Rachel : all I want to do is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack.

 Phoebe : Wait a second! This is about the fourth month of your pregnancy, right?

 Phoebe : Around the fourth month, your hormones start going crazy.

 Rachel : Last weekend, I went from store to store, sitting on Santas' laps.

Oh, no. Short, crazy guy recognizes me. Worst mistake of my life.

 Cameron : He's been missing for eight hours. Robert Chase. C-H-A-S...

 Cuddy : No, I don't. But working with people actually makes you a better doctor.

 House : When did I sign up for that course? When did I give you the impression that I care?

 House : Working in this clinic obviously instills a deep sense of compassion.

 House : I've got your home number, right? In case anything comes up at 3 : 00 in the morning.

You think of something to make me miserable. I think of something to make you miserable...

It's a game, and I'm gonna win because I got a head start. You are already miserable.

 Wilson : You have a thing for her? The only people who can get to you...

 House : There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China, with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate.

 Wilson : You will lie, cheat and steal to get what you want, but you're incapable of kissing a little ass?

 Wilson : Take one of these, wait five minutes for it to kick in, then find Cuddy and kiss her ass.

You did the history. Of his 800 symptoms, which one hit him first?

 House : That's an interesting attitude for someone who's kept any number of people

 House : That bottle's been opened before. You refilled it at the water cooler.

 Dad : - You think germs might have gotten in? - I think water might have gotten in.

 Wilson : You've wanted to see Florence since you were a teenager, right?

 Wilson : and there is the right combination of pain meds out there. And we'll find it.

 House : Either you left her for a reason or she left you for a reason.

And I'm maintaining my amateur status so I can waitress in the Olympics.

 Chandler : I don't mean to brag, but I waited tables at lnnsbruck in '76.

But that's not what l'm here to talk to you about. l need to borrow money.

 Beckett : And then one day she'll wake up and it'll just be a part of her life.

 Castle : I was five years old. We were summering in the Hamptons.

 Castle : I was miles from where I'd started. I was just about to turn back

 Paul : He's been around people his whole life and he's very social.

 Paul : It might have something to do with that argument she had.

 Paul : I saw her in the parking garage, around lunchtime, talking to a man.

 Paul : I'd never seen him before, but he seemed very angry with her.

 Beckett : Do you think you could describe him to a sketch artist?

 Castle : I know who the killer is. Did you see how that gorilla looked at me?

 Beckett : Yeah, I think it was lust, actually, Castle. You are ruggedly handsome.

Yeah, don't let Moonshine fool you. I'm betting he and his fellow "retirees"

are actually super-intelligent apes plotting to take over New York City.

 Castle : They're going to round up all the people, put us in a sanctuary.

 Castle : - Most likely, Anne got on to them... - They took her out.

 Beckett : Now, if this monkey cabal really wanted to get Anne out of the picture,

 Castle : Didn't you see Rise of the Planet of the Apes? Cautionary tale.

 Esposito : Hey. So a witness saw a blue sedan take out a side mirror

 Esposito : about a block away from our hospital in our time window.

 Esposito : They got a plate. Owner of the car was Eddie Maslon.

I got this I.U.D. when I was 15. It-It's been more than 20 years.

 Chase : Prolonged exposure to an allergen with minimal symptoms.

 Chase : But at some point. all it takes is one last contact to cause a full-blown reaction.

Just like a balloon filled with air... One last breath, it explodes.

 Augustine : The first time I got the rash was when I was washing the copper cookware.

 Chase : And all your subsequent symptoms came from ingesting food prepared in it.

 House : Confined in a sweat box with a bloody nose, and all the tissues are soggy.

God, you must be fun at parties. I think we both know the flaw in that theory.

You know how it is with nuns. You take out their I.U.D.'s, they just bounce right back.

 Wilson : Yeah, and if Cuddy hadn't taken you off the case, you would have killed her.

 House : The legendary night on which we watch Santos shatter Rubio's jaw

 Chase : Patient's heart valves are normal. It's not endocarditis.

 Chase : But he has a thickened pericardium, which makes no sense.

 House : He has a heart problem, but not one that could've caused his TIA.

 Park : Syph test was negative. Plus, the kid's never been sexually active.

Yeah, I got that from the line on his chart that says "birthday clown.

 Phoebe : Oh, my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials.

 Betty : Loaned out September 8th, 1998. Neither was ever returned.

but we're gonna need a lot more than that to prove he's our killer.

 Castle : Have you managed to find anything that might link John to the murder?

 Alexis : He was hurt pretty badly. He had to miss a lot of school.

 Alexis : And if Kim had gone to the police saying he was a meth cooker,

 Sona : You think that I'm being selfish, that I don't want to give him up.

 Sona : I'll give him those years because I will give him whatever he wants.

 Cristina : - Five, breathe, one, two. - What the hell are you two doing?

 George : He's resecting the prostate, coming up on the distal nerve.

 Barney : Here's a giant pile of topics you should avoid talking about.

 Barney : Jerry, you remember Marshall-- he's a well-known writer.

 House : This is what men do for the women they pretend to love.

 Adams : And our patient's a true believer about the follies of masculinity.

 Adams : Unfortunately' that doesn't explain any of his symptoms.

 House : That's the kind of lapse that could take you out of the running for team leader.

You don't want to do that. You might need your dignity later in life.

 Leonard going to living room : Don't let this be Sheldon playing bongos.

 Leonard going to living room : Please, don't let this be Sheldon playing bongos.

 Chase : Foreman's paranoid about people questioning the way he handled the case.

 Cameron : Well, that's ridiculous. If anything, Foreman should be feeling secure.

 Cameron : He's the one who had the right diagnosis, we talked him out of it.

 Chase : especially now that House is claiming he wants him to stay in charge.

 Cameron : Adenocarcinomas aren't caused by diet or environmental factors.

 Roy : I inherited a $10 million pipeline business when I was 24.

 Becca : My life, it's always been about pain and anger and disappointment,

 Castle : You couldn't convince Gram to stay out of the kitchen?

 Alexis : They thought it would be better if it was with just you and Gram.

 Beckett : Well, we started a conversation, so I guess it worked.

Maybe it was a piece of the altitude chamber that got lodged up there.

 Past Leonard : According to the roommate agreement, I'm entitled to allocate 50 percent...

 Past Sheldon : But you didn't notify me by e-mail, so this is still a breach.

-What am I doing in your spam? -I put you there after you forwarded me...

 Past Sheldon : ...a picture of a cat playing the piano entitled "This is funny."

 Past Raj : Oh, yeah. I saw that. That was hilarious. Heh-heh-heh.

 Past Sheldon : I assure you, you'll be sorry you wasted your money on an iPod...

 House : Just came in to get milk for my coffee, which you're out of.

Their baby gets a fever. What, don't tell me... the kid had a seizure.

Yep. The parents, ofcourse, start freaking, and I have to deal with that for an hour.

If you wanna blame someone, blame the pediatrician. So, how is the kid now?

 Lim : Bowel obstruction. She's under observation. She'll be fine.

Went into seizures six hours ago, brought into the intensive care...

I'm still amazed you're actually in the same room with a patient.

...Rachel get to pick the movie that we're all going to see tonight?

Secret-keeping is a complicated endeavor. One has to be concerned...

 Sheldon : ...not only about what one says, but about facial expressions, autonomic reflexes.

 Sheldon : ...I myself have more nervous tics than a Lyme disease research facility.

It relies on the homonymic relationship between tick, the bloodsucking arachnid...

 Penny : Okay, look, if Leonard finds out that I lied, I will absolutely die of embarrassment.

 Sheldon : One more question. Perhaps I should've led with this : 

 Carol : Would you mind watching Ben for me while I use the ladies' room?

 Sonia : I run right now, they add another two, how dumb do you think I am?

 Esposito : Now, was that Hammerhead thatjumped me with a shotgun?

 Esposito : Yeah. That's it. That's funny, because we heard that you were Hammerhead.

 Esposito : that used gelatin mixed with perfume to disable security systems.

 Esposito : Last night, you used the same recipe to break into a high-security warehouse.

 Esposito : Only thing is, you got caught and you murdered a guard.

 Joey : Last night I was in Jersey, at my Chicken-Chicken-Chicken.

 Castle : Oh, no. When Dewey runs into the sexy German teacher, Mrs. Pozman,

 Sully : and not only has Charlie been acting weird lately, but two days ago,

he sweet-talked the accountant into letting him look over the books.

 Sully : And get this, he made her swear not to tell the film's producer, Hank Harper,

 Castle : Rumor was he chased a director off set with a baseball bat.

 Ryan : Hank Harper has faced numerous charges of embezzling money

If Charlie would've found out that Hank was skimming money from the movie...

 Castle : Or scenes that explain why he's not in the whole movie.

I was trying to figure out how bad I want one of Monica's turkey pot pies.

Oh, no, I know. I couldn't see it either at first. But it's right..

 Esposito : Well, Gates is putting her back on the Vulcan Simmons investigation.

 Castle : I thought she didn't want Beckett going toe-to-toe with him.

 Lanie : he was shot five times over a span of a half an hour or so.

 Lanie : It doesn't look like I'll be able to recover the bullets.

 Castle : - Because they're too damaged? - Because they're gone.

You'll go out with Danny and be so charming he'll forget all about...

 Rachel : I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it.

 Stuart : Just homemade coupons for things you might need help with

 Stuart : Going to the grocery store, driving you to the doctor.

 Stuart : And that's not me being creepy, that's for either of you.

 Ross : The guy who took Rachel to the prom? Why's he calling you?

 Chase : The infection caused a perforation in his sigmoid colon.

 Cosmonaut : He calls you Froot Loops because of your very gay haircut?

No, it's because I live with my mom and she makes me Froot Loops.

 Cosmonaut : Go with gay story. People are more accepting of that.

 Howard : Listen, if you don't mind, I'm not really up for chatting.

I'm just gonna sit here quietly and let my life flash before my eyes.

 Howard : Close your eyes. Put out your hand. l got you something special.

 Chandler : One year ago today, I was just your annoying friend Chandler.

-It's not till tomorrow. -I know, but you have to open it today.

You'll see Joey, plus, we'll start our celebration on the plane.

 Foreman : And when that case comes along that I can't figure out,

 Cuddy : Or you can just let that patient die. That's completely up to you.

 Chase : It has to be prepared here so we know there's no chemicals or preservatives

 Nate : by five-dollar-an-hour immigrant hospital cooks in hairnets.

 House extending His Arms : What do I have to do to prove this to you?

 House to Wilson, Thoughtfully : Human Resources. Now why would I need to go to Human Resources?

 House pleading, To Cuddy : Come on, one peck. Just enough to arouse him a little.

 Wilson still Unconvinced : I've been more passionate with my great-aunt.

Now, how would you describe the exact nature of the relationship?

 House helpful : Those insects that rip their partners' heads off after copulating.

 DEREK : - I'm glad you're enjoying your trip. - Relax. I'm on a plane in two hours.

 NANCY : but that's to be expected with four sisters and a dead dad.

You've never been single, ever. You're fine, but you're not happy.

 NANCY : And you're not going to get happy until you get some space.

 Castle : Once Stanford got out of surgery, he confessed to everything.

 Castle : and how they fought when she refused to celebrate with him.

 Montgomery : So, what happened to the mummy he swapped for Nicole's body?

 Castle : he just used one of the pry bars from the museum to tip the gargoyle,

 Castle : and hoped that Medina's death would be blamed on the curse.

 Montgomery : Three members of the expedition dead, one on the way to jail.

 Montgomery : - Sounds like the curse is real to me. - Speaking of which...

After our last lunch, I spent six months in Africa trying to forget.

 Castle : The point is, there's always a story. You just have to find it.

 Beckett : The system's backlogged. It'll take a week to run a match.

 Castle : Well, I don't know where you went. We looked all over for you.

 Leonard : Uh, T-minus five hours, 37 minutes to onset of meteor shower.

 Raj : ...relative to magnetic north with an elevation of 49.93.

 Sheldon : While my colleagues are off observing the Leonid meteor shower...

 Sheldon : ...on the decays of highly excited massive string states.

 Beckett : You asked to stick around until this case was resolved.

 Beckett : Whoever had them steal it, it and they are long gone by now.

 Beckett : But trust me, this suspect's ex-military, he's not gonna roll.

 Castle : The Kate Beckett in my world would never call this a win.

 Castle : she would be unrelenting in the face of anything that's thrown in her path.

 Leslie : Any aspects of our sexual relationship, regarding your preferences...

 Leslie : ...your idiosyncrasies, your performance, are protected by the inherent...

 Leslie : - ...confidentiality of the bedroom. - That's all very comforting...

I'm really busy with my like-sign dilepton supersymmetry search.

 Leslie : ...doorknob that told me I should abandon my work with high-energy particles...

 Sheldon : You stayed in Michigan all week to avoid being around me?

 Sheldon : When Penny got food poisoning, she threw up so loudly

 Beckett : Well, loved ones are aware of the big ticket items, like rings and watches.

 Beckett : But things like sunglasses and lighters, those usually go unclaimed.

 Beckett : Exactly, so the idea is to get rid of all of this stuff

 Alexis : along with its corresponding case number downloaded into the database.

 Beckett : And I know that this isn't exactly what you were thinking of

 Beckett : but we're low on manpower, and this would be very helpful.

 Alexis : Don't worry about it. This place is gonna be so organized when I'm done,

 Alexis : But I wanna let you know you don't have to worry about me.

 Castle : I hid outside in the bushes all day just to make sure she was all right.

 Montgomery : I followed the bus all the way to the Adirondacks.

 Esposito : Anyway, there were no signs of a struggle, and Sam's bag was...

 Mendoza : After I ran into the wall and I fell, I put my hand down on the grill

 Beckett : Look, I get it. The whole street code thing, and all.

 Officer Gilbert Mazzara : He was my collar from back in the day. Guy ran dope for the Latin Kings.

 Officer Gilbert Mazzara : - Latin Kings? - It's a violent street gang.

 Mazzara : Yeah, they're like the Hatfields and McCoys of Hell's Kitchen.

 Beckett : and bring him in for a little enhanced interrogation.

 Mazzara : You got a Westie with holes in him, Trucho's probably your guy.

 Esposito : We found Trucho's vehicle in an alley behind a little bodega in Rego Park.

 Esposito : - It's a big dope spot. - And he left his little letter opener

 Beckett : You were all with Donny when he got shot, weren't you?

 Romy : Donny was out of control. We were just trying to stop him.

 Spencer : We'd tell our parents we're hanging out at one of our apartments,

 Spencer : but we'd actually go to the park and party. And Donny would...

 Brandon : We're all just hanging out, having a good time, partying.

 Brandon : And this guy came over, and he's all messed up, and he's got this gun.

 Eric Foreman : Heart's strong enough to prove you wrong about the change in mental status.

Leg pain could be from nerve entrapment. We're thinking blood clot.

 Eric Foreman : Caudal structures look okay. She hasn't changed?

Sex, drugs, rock and roll and the 600 rules of God are all in there somewhere.

 Thirteen : We oversimplify people. It's how the human mind works.

 Thirteen : Everything's on or off. Everything's got a category.

 Eric Foreman : So you keep it a mystery. No categories if no one knows anything.

 Eric Foreman : I'm sure you have many reasons to keep yourself a mystery,

 Eric Foreman : People who have a problem with boxes are people who don't fit in them.

And everything I had in mind, we had to be a lot closer than this.

And everybody's nice. I just had a good talk with that lady Jeannie.

 Chandler : Jeannie? The head of East Coast operations, Jeannie?

 Wilson : That's because he is actually trying to get you fired.

 Wilson : Not sure the amount is relevant. He's fighting for his honor.

He sees competing bets with the same person as a disgrace to the game.

 Esposito : that you have priors for stalking, indecent exposure.

 Esposito : You just have an explanation for everything, don't you, Jonathan?

 Beckett : They said that she spent most of her time at work. There was no boyfriend,

 Ryan : I was going through Mandy's purse and I found this folded up in her wallet.

 Beckett : All the evidence points to the fact that she was mugged.

Blood spatter on her blouse indicates the shirt was ripped after the gunshot.

 Chandler : I strained my voice screaming in there. Does it have to be so loud?

 Joey : I like to hang out in a quiet place where I can talk to my friends.

 Ross : And so what if I like to go home, put on Kenny G and take a bath?

 Alan Freeman : When Janice and I got married, it was like a chance.

And so, as soon as you were legally able, you married your nanny.

 Alan Freeman : Janice was there for us during a very dark time in our lives.

 Alan Freeman : We had press on the lawn. There were days without sleep.

 Alan Freeman : And Janice kept it together and she protected Matthew.

 Alan Freeman : You told us in front of our daughter. What did you want me to do?

 Alan Freeman : She'd just found out he'd died. What would you have done?

 Alan Freeman : He was nine years old when he first drew her face.

 Alan Freeman : He showed it to me, I thought I was seeing a ghost.

 Alan Freeman : I figured she was still somewhere in his head from his early memories.

 Alan Freeman : But we'd been living a lie for so long, it had become the truth.

 Beckett : Not by a long shot, Lawson. The Connecticut State Police

 Beckett : that killed Elizabeth Dryden McGinty and Jonas Westfall.

I realize that you didn't expect to walk in and see that, but...

 Joey : But what you saw, that is the extent of it, okay? One kiss.

 Joey to Rachel : ...but we didn't plan it. The only reason that that happened...

 Joey : Look, we probably should have talked to you about this before it ever happened.

 Maria : we were going to bring him to the restaurant and switch the cases.

 Ryan : That attack happened just a few blocks from the restaurant.

 Ryan : Who else besides you and Renzo knew about the change in route?

 Maria : But the courier, Gensler, was using another car service.

 Perp : because the one where you're rich and famous and engaged to the hot cop

 Chandler : Which one was Deep Impact and which one was Armageddon?

Where's that book you're reading with two women who are ice-skating...

 Chandler : Because every time I look at that cover, I'm like...

 Raj : Here, let's see what the doctor says to keep an eye out for.

 Foreman : We're transfusing another two units packed red cells,

 Cameron : There's a lot that wouldn't show up on a standard tox screen.

 Foreman : She's on antiarrhythmics. Amobarbital could stop her heart.

 Chase : You're taking it out on this guy 'cause you think he's lying to you, too,

 Wilson : Those are gonna show up on my credit card at seven bucks a bag.

 House : Studies show that $10 wine tastes better if you're told that it costs $90.

 Ross : But the good thing is, we can still see each other until she gets here.

 Ross : You have no idea what a nightmare this has been. This is so hard.

 Wilson : Have you considered that it's not my place you really wanna be walking into right now?

 Wilson : Yeah, she's a little nuts, but she's beautiful, smart, funny.

 House : not because there's a killer mosquito chasing me around my apartment.

 Wilson : that you've scratched and mutilated into a gangrenous state.

 Wilson : House, you're a drug addict, you're always imagining things.

 Wilson : Your itching always gets worse when you think about her.

 Wilson : No, you're not afraid of authority, you're afraid she actually is right for you.

 Esposito : He went for the head this time. He's getting more confident.

 Esposito : The victims might be random, but the location isn't.

 Victoria Gates : We don't know who he is, or why he shot those folks.

We need 5-millimeter cuts through the occipital and hypothalamic regions.

 Cuddy : If I thought for a second you wanted to help him, you'd have carte blanche.

 House : For the first time in years, I've got no opiates in my body.

 Cuddy : you come storming into my office, spouting that you can help someone.

As of 7 : 00 A. M. tomorrow morning, I'm sending your patient home.

 Wilson : Cuddy called 30 seconds after you left and said you'd try an end around.

 Finn : All right, well, here's the deal. Um... you have two options.

 Finn : You could come up to my place, take off all your clothes,

 Ted : What are you gonna tell Marshall, huh? And when are you coming back?

 Lily : I honestly haven't thought it all the way through, and I don't intend to.

 Lily : and if I don't do something for me, right away, I swear I'm gonna explode!

 Joey : Dad, you'll be in my room. You can stay in Chandler's room.

You probably recognize me from a little show called The Days of Our Lives.

Okay, Ross. Boy, you.... Yeah. No, no. l play Dr. Drake Ramoray.

Yeah, and mine broke two months ago and l still haven't gotten a new one.

 Penny : But at this point, I'll take you not insulting me to my face.

 Sheldon : What about Joss Whedon's work makes you think he'd be okay

 Sheldon : which is a sanctioned department of the U.S. Government!

 Castle : Starting with the fact that Barbra Landau did get plastic surgery.

 Castle : these photos were taken on the same day within 20 minutes of each other.

 Arthur : And of course, there was his response to the Abe Lipschitz tragedy.

 Arthur : Electrocution of a bulb changer at the Brighton Beach station?

 Arthur : so that electrical maintenance can be performed safely.

 Arthur : because it took a visionary like Len Levitt to design it

 Beckett : Did Lenny ever use any night vision or microphones for his work?

 Castle : Maybe someone or something that Len was keeping tabs on?

- We heard you play from your apartment. - Were you the ones who called the cops?

...we just don't feel that bagpipes are appropriate for our wedding.

 Ross : Just give me a chance to perform for you, then decide whatever you want.

 Joey : The essence of the character is rooted in her confidence.

 Joey : I'm tired of covering for you two. This has got to stop.

 Foreman : I hung it up because someone had to run this place after Cuddy left.

 Foreman : House took your results after he manipulated you into providing them.

 Park : Or is everyone afraid to say what they think the answer is?

 Cuddy : No clever comments about bending over? Not unless you want me to.

 House : I was just thinking about what your mother looked like.

 House : 'Cause your father obviously chose her for breeding purposes...

 House : We pick our mates based on breast size, cars they drive.

 House : They did autopsies on married couples, found a correlation in pancreas size.

 Cuddy : I think the Germans had a similar theory about 60 years ago.

 House : I'm not advocating wiping out entire races, I'm just saying

you don't wanna mate with the first plastic cup that buys you a drink.

 Izzie : God, I have really inappropriate reactions to this kind of stress.

- This area's been evacuated, Dr. Yang. - And somehow you're still here.

 Cristina adamant : Besides, I... I'm guessing you need a little company.

 Kyle : was the pizza delivery guy and he looked pretty healthy.

 House : there's a good chance his liver wasn't so hot when he came in.

 House : Anti-seizure drugs could have just pushed him over the edge.

 Chase : Kidney and liver failure. Not too many people come back from that.

 Cameron : Trauma's out of the picture. Could still be infection.

 Chase : Did you miss the part where the patient lost consciousness?

 Castle : This is no ordinary pigeon feather. This is from a bird of prey.

 Castle : See, that's why you'll never be a best-selling novelist.

 Javier Esposito : so we ran background on your vic, but it's pretty thin.

 Beckett : Then what was he doing in the park? That's pretty out of the way.

 Esposito : Well, we thought that he was looking to buy some weed or some love,

 Kevin Ryan : Guy never married, has no children. It's like he barely existed.

Mild-mannered city employee lured into a conveniently wooded area.

I'm gonna start counting, and if I make it to five, you're dead.

 Castle : - You can't believe him, Kate. - Castle, what are you doing here?

 Castle : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. She's cool, she's cool. She's with me.

 Castle : The AG's office got intel that he is the mole within the Agency.

Whoever is at the heart of this LokSat memo is trying to discredit me.

 Castle : Is it possible our Ryan is involved in something scandalous and tawdry?

 Beckett : when you find out someone you're in a relationship with is keeping a secret.

 Ryan : Are we thinking that this guy is the one that took out Jimmy Whelan?

 Beckett : Paul, why did you chop off Tyler's hand after you killed him?

 Castle : That's their relationship. It's you and me, all over again.

 Beckett : Really, Castle? Is that how you see me, like a sword-wielding killer?

 Castle : That's right, it does. I bet Paul didn't beat up that mugger.

 Castle : I bet that was Lone Vengeance. That's probably how they met.

 Ryan : That's the same place where Chad Hockney found Lone Vengeance.

He confronts her, they get into an argument, in a rage he kills her.

to get rid of any incriminating evidence of the affair at her office.

and he said something to me I have never heard from a man before.

He's into you, but you're determined not to give in to these feelings

 Cuddy : Any idea why we're getting half as many requests for you as usual?

 Cuddy : That's it? You're not gonna argue why this case is beneath you?

 House : Pronoun confusion, starts kicking in once you pass the childbearing age.

 Cuddy : I thought I'd use the office of the doctor directly responsible.

 Cuddy : My desk won't fit in his cell. You can use our outer office.

 House : with her ass that faces all eight sides of the Bagua at once?

 House : has the distinction of having nothing to do with her lungs.

Hey, do you realize that we may have just changed our lives forever?

We may have started our family. In nine months we could be here..

Aaron Lipman-Guralnick would like to say hello to his future bride.

 Esposito : He could be in private security, politics, business.

 Ryan : Mike Yanavich. Sergeant. Assigned to the records room from '02 to '05.

 Ryan : And Yanavich graduated from the Academy in the same class

 Ryan : Looks like Yanavich relocated to Miami Beach after he retired.

Contact Miami-Dade PD in the morning, see if they can verify his address.

 Lockwood : Besides, they're all upstairs asleep, safe and sound.

 Lockwood : I mean, did you not understand the conditions of the agreement?

 Lockwood : Beckett stays alive as long as you keep her on a leash.

lf you want to sleep with him, do it on your own time. This is a play.

...on a cell phone connection so clear, he's gonna think l'm next door!

Tell me what l did wrong. l'd love to work on it and try it again for you.

- Fine. I'll be a ninja, you be a cat burglar. - No, we both have to be the same thing.

 Howard : Just keep an eye out. I'll have this open in a minute.

 Howard : ...I thought I could be an escape artist like Harry Houdini.

 Howard : I managed to escape friends, popularity, and every party thrown in a 12-mile radius.

 Ross : That's right. I forgot about your ability to fuse metal.

You wanna sleep with Sheldon's buddy right after we broke up, go for it.

 Sheldon : The implication being that you somehow tripped and fell into her lady parts?

 Sheldon : Really? Of those two explanations, which one seems the most likely?

 Penny : Sheldon, look, I'm trying to understand but you're going too fast.

 Penny : I don't know. Where were we looking up at the night sky?

 Beckett : Those people that you blame, they're no different from you.

 Beckett : I know what it feels like to have my life leave my body.

 Beckett : because you're looking for somebody to help you find another way.

 Monica : Phoebe and Gary are so gonna hear about this at dinner.

 Leonard : Well, this is nice. We don't have a lot of company over.

 Sheldon : That's not true. Koothrappali and Wolowitz come over.

 Sheldon : Tuesday night we played Klingon Boggle until 1 in the morning.

- Yeah, I remember. - I resent you saying we don't have company.

 Leonard : That's probably enough about us. So tell us about you.

I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.

 Sheldon : Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion...

...that the sun's position relative to arbitrary constellations...

 House : My God, a woman getting better wants to leave the hospital.

 Cuddy : If she's getting better, it's not because you made her feel like a fool.

 House : If I hadn't, she'd have diagnosed herself with six new forms of cancers.

 Cuddy : It's hard enough dealing with my mom being sick. This juvenile...

Listen, Kaufie. You are perfectly competent, bordering on good, even.

 House : If you want, we can pretend it's 'cause I got a team and more resources.

 Leonard : They sell out incredibly fast, but as long as one of us gets in....

 Sheldon : Good Lord, this is not the time for flirting! Keep it in your pants!

 Leonard : Howard, every Thai restaurant in town knows you can't eat peanuts.

- Hello, Penny, Leonard just left. - I know, I wanna talk to you.

- As you know, I don't care for chitchat. - Can you just let me in?

 Penny : He just doesn't know he wants one, because he's never had one.

 Howard : But for the record, I've never had a threesome and yet I still know I want one.

 Leonard : ...and taking them down to the comic-book store to sell.

You know, it's still possible for you to be good in a bad movie.

 Penny : She's thinking of taking a job at The Cheesecake Factory.

 Leonard : Just to clarify, which one of you is wearing the bikini?

 Chase : The girl I was seeing wasn't. There's nothing profound here.

 House : Picking up dry cleaning, filling up the tank, violating the dead.

 House : You must have gotten one new phrase out of him. Something.

 Foreman : We've been talking to him for hours. Maybe he's just given up.

You sure you've told me everything you found at his home and office?

He mentioned "stain" once before, when Chase was giving him the MRI.

 Chase : Your theory is he can only talk with a needle in his back or...

Okay, what's the best way to rip a woman from the side of her dying husband?

 Foreman : Tell her there's been a miscommunication over their insurance coverage.

 Beckett : I haven't had a weekend off in ages and I've actually got plans.

 Villante : There's been an incident. A potential national security breach.

 Martha : Ah, the prodigal son returns. How was the West Coast book tour?

I'm gonna go change. I'll let this guy fill you in on all the details.

 Pi : But, personally, I feel the whole spelling thing just stifles creativity.

 Alexis : Let's let my dad decompress. Matches are in the kitchen.

 Cristina : Oh, she's with Alex. I can't do this in front of Alex.

 Burke : - Well, you can and you will. - Excuse me, why aren't you apologizing?

 Nick : Whoa. I would do her in a minute with fudge and a cherry on top.

 Nick : imagining with you in a king-sized bed with a mirror on the ceiling.

 House : Except for me, and you dismiss me as a jerk who's jerking you around.

 House : And he prefers your body to that of a smoking young hottie.

 Bernadette : you swipe them around, it looks kind of like a game.

 Penny : Oh, and if you lose the game, you have to go out with Stuart.

 Bernadette : Oh, what would make you give a girl a thumbs down?

 Leonard : Oh, hey. I just heard back from the liquid helium guy.

 House angry : I fired her because she is an immutable obstacle.

 House angry : You gonna make me hire her? How do you think that'll work out?

 House astonished : I want her gone, she wants to be gone. Why do you care?

 House astonished : Because let me tell you, you're not that smart, or moral.

 Leonard : Slowly. Like putting a new fish in a tank. You don't just drop it in.

- Sheldon, I'm sure it's gonna be fine. - No, it's not going to be fine.

There's no clickety-clacking of high-heel shoes on hardwood floors.

 Sheldon : They may as well have been a family of cats just jumping around from drape to drape.

 Penny : You're right, I can't. You know what? Anyone could rent that apartment now.

 Howard : I'll take the apartment. I can finally get away from my mother...

 Cristina : Know what's wrong with having an 80-hour limit? It protects the weak.

 Cristina : It levels the playing field. Which not only sucks, it's dangerous.

 Cristina : - You paused? - I paused. I paused a very long time.

 Bailey : I still don't know how I'm gonna do this, but... I knew I could do it.

 Sheldon : Not quite accurate. The Macy's balloons are filled with helium,

Have you ever heard of a ''key''? lt's what some people sing in.

 Monica : Keep playing at the restaurant, because with your music driving people inside...

 Dr. Simpson : ARDS secondary to trauma is our leading hypothesis.

You know I've wanted to ask Charlie out since the day I met her.

 Rachel : What are you...? What is this? Have you been listening this entire time?

 Rachel : What is this? Well, let's see. We kissed for 1 0 minutes...

 Rachel : ...and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade.

 Tory Ellis : Hey, it's Tory. I think I may have found something.

 Tory : Most of them are innocuous, but there are a couple of them

...she used to say that before she died, she wanted to see everything.

 Mr A : I remember she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.

 Joey : -Check it out. Giants-Cowboys. -You're watching football at a funeral?

 Joey : No, it's the pre-game. I' m gonna watch it at the reception.

 Carol : - You two, stop it. - She gets a credit. I'm in there too.

Helen Willick Bunch Geller? I think that borders on child abuse.

 Cristina : needs to hear George's rendition of "sexy back" at 3 : 00 in the morning.

 Meredith : Well, the important thing is, is that she and George made up.

 Meredith : - so she's hiding from him. - Not anymore. I have a plan.

 Cristina : Burke doesn't want me to marry him just to appease him-

 House : Good point. She's all alone, poor thing. No one in the whole wide world.

 Jesse Baker : I asked for this tuned. Did you get this instrument tuned?

writing one of your little music books, and your daughter will come home

Easy-Lay Fay's truth was that she needed a bus ticket home to see her sick grandma.

 House : Administer a prescription painkiller to a patient who's in pain?

 House : Make sure somebody sees you downstairs in the cafeteria.

 House : What's gonna happen here is that someone is getting a buttload of morphine.

 Warner : Yeah, I got a heart condition. What's wrong with Hank?

 Warner : I just filled this prescription a couple days ago. There's another bottle here.

 House : He left the bottle open while he went to get some water?

 House : Date's right on the label, number of pills... regular person can do the math.

But a junkie doesn't have to, because how many pills he's got left, that's all he's thinking about.

 House : Most reputable stores won't cash your checks after you're dead.

But for Lola, well, girls like that, they're all about the money.

I was dead in Japan. She brought me back. Everything since then, that's gravy.

 Wilson : They seemed relieved. Did you tell them how sick their son is?

 Cameron : I explained what was going on. Allison, their baby's dying.

If the parents weren't in tears by the time you left, you didn't tell them the truth.

 Cameron : That's not how I see it. Do you want them blindsided?

 Wilson : Want them coming up and saying, "My God, my baby died. Why didn't you warn me?"

 Cameron : So now it's about worrying about them yelling at us? No.

 Wilson : It's about getting them prepared for the likely death of their child.

If their son dies tomorrow, you think they'll give a damn what I said to them today?

It's not gonna matter. They're not gonna care. Nothing's gonna be the same ever again.

 Charlie : Jill, come on. He obviously doesn't want us bothering him.

 Thirteen : Switching Janice's appointment time, so I can see the skies brighten

 Thirteen : like a Lifetime TV movie. I don't know what you're...

 Thirteen : Sticking your most improved study participant in my face.

 Foreman : I don't make the schedule, and if I did, I wouldn't use it as a social lubricant.

 Foreman : And this is the first I've heard of Janice improving at all.

 Taub : Now it's hopped from his left arm to his left leg, skipping the trunk entirely.

 Taub : Hopping pain. Means it's something in his brain, not his body.

 House : Except the pain's in two places that connect two separate regions of the brain,

 Taub : I'll bring it up at the next world domination subcommittee meeting.

I didn't say I needed a lawyer, I said I needed the name of a lawyer.

 Taub : Pain hopped to another limb on the same side, it's gotta be central...

 Kutner : Could still be peripheral. If multiple areas of disc disease...

 House : Who represented the hospital when you set that patient on fire?

 Taub : If we can't even resolve body versus brain, we're never gonna diagnose the guy.

 Kutner : It's not like we can chop off his head to see if the pain goes away.

 Monica : -Okay. Did you hear that? -Yeah. That naked bagel game?

Until I was 25, I thought the response to "I love you" was "Oh, crap."

 House : Open the uterus, cut out the fetus so we can look around.

 House : I know you can't talk so I need you to look petrified if you consent.

 Cuddy : During surgery, your body will basically serve as the baby's heartllung machine.

 House : Don't lower expectations if you want them to do something.

 Monica : Last night he had me laughing so hard, l swear a little pee came out.

 House : That train left the station when we learned to do transplants.

 Cuddy : bullying your patients into embracing your own lack-of-a-moral...

 Chandler : I was talking to Joey. AII right, there, mother-kisser?

 Beckett : Look for large payments made around the time of the murder,

 Esposito : Did Brian Morris cash that bond at Greenwich Federal Bank?

 Esposito : Found tools of the auto theft trade, but we also found this.

 Beckett : Tommy, it seems like every time you open your mouth, another lie falls out.

 Castle : A man you characterized as a "cheating bastard," as I recall.

 Tommy Marcone : Okay, I may have gotten Zack killed, but not the way you think.

 Tommy Marcone : He would've kicked my ass up and down 18th Avenue if he found out.

Just blinking on-off, on-off, like it's so easy writing a best-selling novel.

 Castle : and offered a reward for proof of anyone who knew what happened to me

 Beckett : and we've already proven that all the theories were ridiculous.

They all either claim I was a victim of a government conspiracy,

 Castle : And although Lester's knowledge of alien anatomy is commendable,

 Castle : But we have to maintain the ruse of our separation until you capture LokSat.

 Castle : what am I supposed to write about without my muse, Beckett?

 Beckett : They find so much as a stolen taillight, you're violating.

 Beckett : And I'm willing to bet that you had something to do with it.

 Castle : Derek wore the colors and you got popped because of the show.

 Billy Grimm : But the kid came with respect. He brought a donation.

But I guess Derek felt 25 G's might help bring down my overhead.

 Beckett : The part where you asked your girlfriend to deliver a message

 Beckett : You gave him a week to do it, he couldn't scrape together the money,

 Billy Grimm : What the hell were you doing talking to that bitch?

 Mandy Carson : I got nervous you were gonna do something stupid.

 Billy Grimm : So, you warned him? That's why he showed up here?

 House : before my leg feels like someone's shoving nails into it.

 Dr. Nolan : But you have to trust me, and you have to be patient.

 Mike : Oh, she's my girlfriend. That's not just how we do it here.

 Phoebe : But you would have so much fun. And you have a really nice voice.

-When have you heard me sing? -All the time, when you're cooking.

 House [on The Phone] : "Nothing lights my fire like a lady-of-size.

 Taub : No, no, no, you're right. This is in no way clever and hysterical.

 Teacher : How soon after the admissions session did the child get sick?

 Teacher : The teachers supervise. No one's mentioned feeling sick.

 Castle : When she took something beautiful that we'd built together

 Castle : I have been looking for any mention of Shana's boyfriend's death.

 Castle : Wading through newspapers, public records, and the like.

 Castle : You never place an ad above the fold on the front page,

 Castle : unless something changed last minute, creating a space to fill.

 Castle : Something was pulled from it just before they published.

 Alexis : You could track down the reporter, see if he could tell you.

 Castle : The person who ordered the article shortened in the first place.

 Ryan : said that Shana came in requesting all of his contact information.

 Cross : Well, after the shootout at the apartment, I knew I was blown.

 Castle : So to keep the upper hand, you let Beckett and me walk into a trap.

 Castle : No! No, no, no, no. He was here. He was here just a minute ago.

 Penny : And I'm an idiot, because I always believe guys like that.

And I know you don't wanna hear this. I'm upset and really drunk and I just wanna...

You know, and a kiss on the cheek wouldn't be totally inappropriate.

-...and one on the lips. -Well, if that's what they do in Minsk.

 At MacLaren's.Ted from 2030 : Meanwhile, barney was taking marshall out to meet women

 At MacLaren's.Ted from 2030 : For the first time since he was 17.

 Castle : at an abandoned warehouse in the dead of night, I'd pass.

 Castle : I've written that scene enough times to know how it ends.

 Ryan : turns out it's a building where his ex-wife, Rebecca, lives.

CASTLE : Was it normal for him to come and see you after the divorce?

 Rebecca : an investment property that was still in both of our names.

 Rebecca : A building here in Queens. Just a store and some apartments.

 Rebecca : I don't know why, but he was very worked up about it.

 Castle : he offered you full price of $1.5 million instead of half,

 Rebecca : I told him I couldn't sign anything without my lawyer.

 Beckett : And after Sam left your plac last night, what'd you do?

 House : You came to me and told me you were having too much sex.

 Myron : - Well, no, that's not true. I... - I know everybody lies,

 House : but you'd think that after a certain amount of time together, you wouldn't be trying so hard.

The style is one thing, but one silver, one gold? How long have you guys been married?

 Myron : Well, less. If I wanted none, I'd stay home with Esther.

You guys aren't the victims of the little blue pills, you're the problem.

 House : Looks like you guys are good to go drug-free for a while.

 House : Dr. Chase, these breath mints you've been popping since yesterday...

 Barney : I want to take this burger out to dinner, then maybe a movie,

 Barney : then take it back to my place, put on a little Terence Trent D'arby,

 Amber : I give you a move House will love straight from one of his former fellows

 Brennan : Find out what we're thinking then go back to the women.

We let these bugs bite you, then we test their feces for parasites.

 Taub : Because you've been chugging milk of magnesia for the past hour.

 Amber : Testing the bugs' feces is actually more accurate than testing yours.

 Prof. Rodriguez : I have to use the restroom. Do you have some extra invitations?

 Marshall : to help throw this party. I don't know how she does it.

 Marshall : and I've already done more to be proud of than in two years at GNB.

 House : Guess that means I don't have to go to the wedding on Saturday.

 House : So as long as you don't take it as an admission of guilt,

 Cuddy : You're also going to the rehearsal dinner Friday night.

 House : Either you're crazy or you're atoning for something naughty.

 Ramon : My Marisa was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer, stage IV glioblastoma.

 Sheldon : I would advise the three of you that resistance is futile.

I spent two and a half hours on hold with Hewlett-Packard customer service...

 Leonard : Penny made me watch all five seasons of Sex and the City.

 Raj : ...and then Mr. Big shows up. We don't know if we can trust him again.

 George : Prepare yourself because this was a much more extensive surgery

 Joey : Because I'm shooting a scene right now. I play a gladiator.

 Leonard : So, what do you think, are we gonna get back together?

 Penny : Leonard, you know I will always have feelings for you...

"This isn't working out, but I'll always have feelings for you."

"I'm sorry I slept with your best friend, but I'll always have feelings for you."

 Castle : back when it was the back entrance to a club called Sons of Palermo.

Somehow, the mob got on to Armen and used the old family remedy.

 Pulgatti : I was the only witness to his murder. But it wasn't a hit.

He went for one of their guns and wound up on the wrong end of it.

 Ross : Have you come to ask me some more paleontology-related questions?

 Ross : Your grandmother's nickname, perhaps? Ann-Margret's pant size?

 Benjamin : I've come here to apologize. I think I may have let my feelings...

 Benjamin : ...for Charlie interfere with the interview process.

 Ross : - I have to break up with Charlie? - Hey, you got one right.

 Penny : I don't care. I was in junior rodeo. I can hogtie and castrate him in 60 seconds.

 Howard : No need to neuter the nerd. I can get you back online.

 Sheldon voice from Howards laptop : As a consequence of your efforts to circumvent my will...

 Sheldon voice from Howards laptop : ...everyone is awarded one additional strike.

 Howard : What are you complaining about? I'm the one who has to take the class again.

 Beckett : Find out who he is and what he was doing in the park.

 Lanie : Lividity and temperature puts time of death between 5 : 00 and 7 : 00 p.m.

 Lanie : All three entry wounds were made by the same weapon, a.45.

We didn't know you wanted a stripper, so we got the phone book...

...and got the first name we could find. - How old's your phone book?

 Sheldon : and a surrogate uterus to gift humanity with our progeny.

 Sheldon : In these uncertain times, doesn't humanity deserve a gift?

 Penny : Sheldon, if you try to make a baby with Amy in a petri dish,

 Penny : Really? Your deeply religious born-again Christian mother

 Castle : What, that guy in Phoenix who switched his victims' heads?

 Shaw : It's not random. He bought another man's finger so he could leave a print

 Shaw : It's how he taunts Nikki. "Are you clever enough to solve my riddle?"

 Shaw : So whatever this reference key is, he thinks you can find it.

 Shaw : And the combination of the joined pair most likely yields a word.

 Castle : When we typeset a manuscript, there's usually 300 words a page

 Chase : We need to know where you bought it so we can find out what was in it.

 Chase : We just need to talk to the one who supplied the drugs.

 Will : I don't want her to know I'm in the hospital She'll only freak out.

 Chase : - How'd the night go? - It was fine. How was your evening?

 Wilson : Yes, I really want to know about the quality of the food.

 Wilson : Either something very good happened or something very bad. Which is it?

 Susan : Thank you for cleaning yourself up for your sister's wedding.

 Esposito : Well, let me know if you can think of anything else, all right? Thanks.

 Esposito : What are you talking about? Your name is on the signature sheet.

 Castle : - Yeah, from three days ago. - You checked those files out.

 Castle : all the hundreds of tiny case details that could reveal psychology

 Mrs. Bing : -Dennis Phillips. -I've admired your work for years.

Thank you. If everyone will please take your seats, dinner will be served.

 Alex : - What did he say? Did you hear that? - Did he call him a crack whore?

 Derek angry : - That is not the point! - The kid wants his face fixed!

 Richard : Dr. Sloan, if you can get the parents to sign a consent form...

I couldn't care less what your sister was saying about her stomach pain.

 House : - Everybody screws up. - They didn't put poison in your coffee.

And so, Lily dropped off Marshall's surprise soup and headed back to work

 Sandra's Husband : You don't have to point the gun, man. We're gonna do whatever you want.

 House : That's a bathroom you're barricading. Might come in handy,

 House : especially since you've cleverly decided to take a bunch of sick people hostage.

 House : I'm sure you've been waiting for hours in an uncomfortable chair,

It's a cool constellation of symptoms. It could be something minor.

 House : which is what you seem to prefer to seeing 16 more specialists.

All right, well, I guess we know what we have to do to get down.

I'm sorry, I thought I'd make some warm milk and it would help me sleep.

Sorry, "call woman" needs a combination of skills that I find useful/entertaining

 House disappointed : for the remaining 57 minutes of the hour I pay for.

 Taub : Lymphocytosis works. Maybe we should take another look at the blood.

 House : Re-run the patient's blood panel and get a CT venogram of his head.

 Chase : If Henry's got it, we can treat with a combo of drugs and surgery.

 Molly to Henry : Do you want me to call Amy again? No, it's fine.

 Molly : I'm the neighbor. I did leave a message at their number.

Do you want to try her cell? You'll be here for a few more hours at least.

 Taub : Every guy who's ever seen a Merchant Ivory movie has paid for sex.

 Park : Given the things you've done to women, that seems arbitrary.

 Sheldon : I wish that the apple pancake mix was on the top shelf

 Sheldon : because I don't want you breaking one of your little legs

 Leonard : Sheldon, do you realize I don't live with the woman I love

 Mr. Thompson : Congratulations on your new boat, Joey Tribbiani.

 Chandler : under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

 Beckett : No! No, look, I get it. You were just trying to keep us safe.

 Ryan : And this guy that threw you off the roof, he's still out there.

 Ryan : You're familiar with the guys that Roy ran with back in the day.

 Castle : This is the man I told you about, the one who's been keeping you safe.

 Jack : Everyone keeps going out of their way, asking me if I need anything.

 Jack : It's just images, like flashes. I kind of went on autopilot.

 Jack : My memory doesn't go back into real time until I was in the ambulance.

 Masters : I read that's pretty common for people in life-or-death situations.

 House still Pacing And Gesturing A Lot : I know. I'm definitely coming.

 House still Pacing And Gesturing A Lot : Wilson's got tickets to the Hong Kong Film Festival.

 House still Pacing And Gesturing A Lot : Ever since his break-up he's been a mess.

 House still Pacing And Gesturing A Lot : I haven't been able to tell him that I'm not going.

 House still Pacing And Gesturing A Lot : So maybe if you happen to see him,

 Beckett : Maybe they can tell us what our victim was hiding here.

We wanna ask you a few questions about that murder you reported.

 Ryan : So you either let us in to talk, or we can drag you down to the station.

 Beckett : Can you think of anyone who would have wanted to kill your brother?

 Leonard : Oh, I just ran out of patience with Sheldon's nonsense.

 Howard : Maybe my male cycle synced up with Raj's actual period.

 Leonard : If Sheldon's testosterone dipped, he'd become a butterfly.

 Howard : Okay, our objective is the Boy Scout campsite to the east.

Easy target. Big, doughy scoutmaster, couple of Cubs, mostly Webelos.

 Howard : Hot dogs, buns, s'mores. I mean, it's a freaking 7-Eleven.

 House : I don't want to know the specifics. I might be called to testify.

 Masters : I didn't do it to be happy. I just thought I would be.

I don't know what I'm gonna do but I do know I don't want to be here.

If you wanna check it out later, it's parked right out front, Space 294.

 Raj : Why do you have a parking spot? You don't have a car. You don't drive.

 Sheldon : I'm not using my nipples either. Maybe they should reassign those.

 Sheldon : I don't want another parking space. I want my parking space.

Well, it's perfect. It's a corner spot, cutting the risk of door dings in half.

 Sheldon : ...which is fortuitous because most squirrels are real jerks.

 Sheldon : This is about a parking space. It has nothing to do with cars.

 Sheldon : I always listen to myself. It's one of the great joys of my life.

 Eric : -And we were both in the Peace Corps. -Peace Corps, really?

You broke in and stole these guys? Aren't you worried about getting arrested?

 Phoebe : -We could have breakfast in bed. -Wait, just a second.

But what did I tell you about leaving your key outside the door like that?

Listen, you don't have to apologize. I understand why you were there.

 Sheldon : The real caped crusader calls his crime-fighting cohorts

Would you liko me to play Polish music while you carry her to the toilet?

 Sheldon : Well, until they invent nose condoms, I'm not finding out.

 House : Well, you didn't pick her up, which means she's coming from work, too,

 House : I think I've got it narrowed down to three possibilities.

 House : They don't. They should, but they don't. I called them.

 Wilson : You solved your case because you cared about that girl.

 Wilson : because you did a physical exam, because you liked her.

 House : Your theory is I cared, therefore I let her keep her socks on.

 House : If that's what love is, then I don't wanna have anything to do with it.

 House : If I'd made her take them off like I should have, I'd have seen the toe

 Beckett : Well, what does it matter? I mean, the hard drive is stolen.

 Beckett : The recording is gone. We'll never know what she heard on that call.

 Castle : She wasn't watching the tapes, she was listening to them.

 Beckett : So you're saying she was trying to ID our caller's voice?

 Castle : I had Sarah, our goddess dispatcher, listen to those B-roll tapes.

 Sarah : It's him. I'm sure of it. He was one of Laura's regulars.

 Castle : Jordan Norris, deputy assistant to the mayor's chief of staff.

BECKETT : Mr. Norris, you told us that you didn't know Laura Cambridge.

 Beckett : and you sent this text to a burner cell about a month ago.

 Beckett : Now, to most people that would look like a series of random numbers.

 Esposito : Under the name Rico Cruz, his character from Hard Kill.

and let's round up any of Lance's personal effects from his room.

 Esposito : And without telling anyone. He was definitely up to something.

 Raj : -He'll have a Shirley Temple. -And don't be chintzy with the Shirley.

 Sheldon : So the point of this exercise is for you to find someone to copulate with?

 Sheldon : When I lie through my teeth to a woman, you nod and agree.

or you got something personal going on, the whole breakup thing?

 House : You got a problem with a call I make, question the call.

 Foreman : If I'm right about the pain, you're gonna wanna rush everything,

 House : We should probably talk privately, huh? Come on, walk with me.

 Foreman : claim she doesn't have the capacity to make this decision.

 Cameron : But we could claim that the illness made her mentally incompetent, right?

 Wilson : He's not gonna do it. She's not just a file to him anymore.

 Cameron : So because you respect her, you're going to let her die?

I'm not completely sure, but... Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the damn idea?

 Chase : They light up like shotgun pellets, just like on a contrast M.R.I.

 Foreman : Which is the same thing as a CT scan, which we did, which proved nothing.

 House : Worms love thigh muscle. If she's got one in her head, I guarantee you there's one in her leg.

 Gates : How can any of this produce even one useful conclusion?

 Castle : Which means there is one place in this city he would definitely go.

 Ryan : You know, Castle, you might wanna tone down the theories

 Castle : Oh, I plan to melt Captain Permafrost by solving this case.

 Castle : It's the Vatican to a Catholic, it's Mecca to a pilgrim,

 Beckett : I know, Castle. I bought my first comic here when I was 14.

 Castle : If you could be any comic book character in the world,

 Beckett : No, maybe it's because she's got badass ninja skills.

 Castle : Try billionaire industrialist Bruce Wayne, a.k.a. the Dark Knight.

 Castle : He's brooding, he's handsome and he has all the coolest toys.

 Phoebe : I don't want us to jump into something that we're not ready for.

 Brad : If Max knew she was using, she would have been eliminated on the spot.

 Brad : Odette promised she would clean up. I gave her a second chance.

 Brad : She said that if I went to Max and told him what I'd seen,

 Brad : Max would have fired me for keeping a secret that big from him.

Found these hidden in a false bottom underneath her jewelry box.

 Ryan : No wonder CSU missed it when they went through her apartment.

"But I'm afraid no one can improve the Orson Welles's interpretation."

 Lily : All right, I'll give it back if you show him your plans.

 Barney : I am going to get rid of the "cougar" once and for all.

 Monica : This living room is smaller, the dining room looks like a cave.

We already have one offer. I think the lady upstairs will make another one.

 Castle : Speaking of off the grid, I was serious about this weekend.

 Beckett : You're seriously asking me to your place in the Hamptons?

 Beckett : I spent all of my vacation days looking for a new place to live.

 Castle : - Aren't you Steve's friend? - No, Steve's my brother.

 Hans : but Blackbird wants you to know, there are other assets in play.

 Penny : All right, how are we gonna play this when they return?

 House : The only way to save him is to prove that she is still dying.

 Foreman : Maybe the radiologist mis-charted which machine they used.

 Cameron : some shadow that made the tumor look bigger than it really was.

 Foreman : There's about a dozen appliances in every home that give off radiation.

 Chase : Dosages that wouldn't hurt a hamster if it was tied to the machine for a year.

 Alvie : The first week, I made you dinner, but you never showed up.

 Alvie : So this week, since I'm a real good painter, I decided to feng shui...

 Nolan : So Wilson threw you out, and you threw Alvie out. Just another week?

 Bernadette : At any point did it dawn on you to talk to me about spending this kind of money?

 Bernadette : Howie, we can't afford to waste money on junk like this.

 Howard : Sorry if you don't like it, but that's how love works.

 Bernadette : No. Here's how love works. You're gonna return the machine...

...or you could print out a working set of lady parts and sleep with those.

 Penny : I don't understand. Why didn't you just tell Kripke the truth?

 Sheldon : - Please. You don't even have a Ph.D. - All right, that's it.

 Leonard : - We should take a little break. - Good idea. I need my wrist brace.

 Sheldon : All this button pushing is aggravating my old Nintendo injury.

 Howard : He compared Sheldon to a disposable feminine cleansing product...

 Sheldon : Just look. I've designed the perfect uniforms for our team.

 Sheldon : The three of you will wear support red and I will wear command gold.

 Beverly : Penny, it's only natural to want your mother-in-law to like you,

 Beverly : So what can I do to make this process easier for you?

 Chase : Most likely through sexual activity, but we can't be sure.

 Chase : You'll be fine. Your liver, too. Go back to your lives.

 Lucas : And if House doesn't have his team, that'll make her miserable,

 Lucas : Which brings us to the fact that you have elevated noting to an art form.

You write "9 : 03" and you make little notations when procedures are delayed.

Until I saw that you had virtually stopped writing them about four weeks ago.

 Lucas : Yeah, people with your level of precision don't really just get backlogs.

 Lucas : I mean, if you're leaving to get away from something that you did, or she did,

 Beckett : All right, let's get her out of there with some dignity.

 Beckett : will have to go down to the lab, and probably prints and photographs,

although I don't know if it's gonna do us much good in a public area.

 Castle : Thought you ditched me back at the precinct, didn't you?

 Castle : You don't think the captain's gonna let me in on that story?

 Beckett : Yeah, well, your inspiration might strike you sooner than you think.

 Beckett : Detective Kate Beckett, NYPD. I was wondering if I could ask you

- some questions about Sara Manning. - Of course. Please come in.

 Leonard : Did you ever do anything like this since we've been...?

 Penny : No, I don't want there to be secrets between us. See, now I'm confused.

 House : That explains why you're so eager to get her naked, then have a drink.

 House : Because now I know that I can get you to do anything to save her.

 House : Get me cable. How tough can that be? You cost a woman her job.

 House : There's only one thing you can say to keep me from firing you.

 House : That should be a hint as to what you're supposed to say.

 13 : This is a game? First, we have to screw with our co-worker,

 House : Number one, you are going to lose. You're just not ready.

 House : Number two, the game was to force you to stop playing games.

 Jeff : what seems like constant witch-hunts and finger-pointing.

 Jeff : But I want to thank Dr. House and the excellent medical team

 Wilson : Life's more complicated than who gets to the finish line first.

You keep saying that, but there's something right here. I love you.

 Ryan : Whoa, whoa, where'd they get that? Svetlana's not under investigation.

 Castle : Charlie died trying to get Svetlana away from her dangerous family.

And you don't mind if I call, because you want good things for me.

...but he had to help his niece with her report on the pioneers.

 House : If your grandma gave you a really crappy tea cozy for Christmas,

 House : So you lie when it doesn't matter, but you won't when it does.

 House : She's like the love child of Einstein and Mary Poppins.

I assure you that as easily as I pinned Bob Armen's murder on Pulgatti,

I could just as easily put it on the cops who actually did the deed.

-Want to hear some good news? -Is somebody else gonna give it to us?

 Ross : Weddings are happy occasions. Oh, it's my ex-wife, Emily!

 Chandler : The last time Joey went to a meadow his mother was shot by a hunter.

 Brown : Okay. Maybe we need to take a minute here and give Callie some space.

 Adams : She got worse after being on steroids, so autoimmune is out.

If you're asking if she looks like someone who beat her kid, you're a moron.

 Chase : Big sinus bleed could be sinusitis and a bleeding disorder.

Oh. Much like I must've been misreading the situation all those times

 Castle : you dressed up in revealing outfits to try and turn my head.

 Beckett : The only reason that I was dressed up was to go undercover.

 Barney : "Guy Playing Bagpipes Gets Hit in the Nuts by Low-Flying Seagull"

 Marshall : You were right. The Kangs did, in fact, have an umbrella.

lt's the most eligible man in New York. How's the moving on going?

Not well. l went on the subway again and someone did sit on my hand...

 Ross : ...but that person was neither female nor wearing pants.

 Chandler : Maybe you're going about this the wrong way. l mean, think about it : 

 Chandler : Single white male, divorced three times, two illegitimate children.

It's not for us to judge. We're here to provide comfort and support...

 Amy : ...while you come to grips with what a despicable thing you've done.

 Bernadette : I took our love and threw it under his bus-sized mother.

 Bernadette : - I need to apologize. - That's good, I'm glad you came to that.

 Penny : But before you do, let me just ask you a big picture question.

 Howard : Well, remember the Soyuz capsule they were sending to bring us home?

 Howard : We're gonna be here at least another week, maybe 10 days.

 Cameron : Heart attacks can't cause you to reach out and choke someone.

We have a 28-year-old with clean arteries, no valvular abnormalities

 House : Whoever came up with buprenorphine to wean off Vicodin should be shot.

 House : Kid's screaming gave me a headache. I gotta take an aspirin.

You probably think it's about making love with your socks on, but it isn't.

I know that some lucky girl is going to become Mrs. Barry Finkel.

Hey, you know what l just realized? You are the sole wage earner.

You are the head of the household. l don't do anything. l'm a kept man!

 Cameron : Maybe they are that person while they're dating, but then they change.

 Castle : - three more Nikki Heats? - Yes, I am aware that the mayor

 Beckett : - in whatever way I could. - No, no. Forget the other offer.

Well, that was kind of a one-time-only situation with her and me.

 Castle : - You already spoke to the mayor? - I'm gonna kill you.

 Chandler : So how come you guys haven't talked about this before?

 Ross : I don't want my birthday to be the source of any kind of negative...

 Rachel : Basically there's the thing, and then the stuff after the thing

 House : What, they put Romano in the Parmesan cheese shaker again?

How many times am I gonna have to send them for sensitivity training?

 Bill : There were rumors, but joey never said anything about it.

 Bill : Feds get that chart, someone says somethin' to somebody, word will get out.

 House : You're worried about how his coworkers will react at the Wal-Mart in Des Moines.

 Bill : He's not going into Witness Protection. I'm not gonna let that happen.

 House : Doctors are busy. Sometimes they forget to write things down. Happens all the time.

 Bill : whatever you're not giving him for whatever he doesn't have,

My point being that something other than those infections caused these seizures.

 Foreman : We scanned him. Well, that was then. This is not then.

 House : You're prescribing for Wilson. Wilson prescribes for me.

 House : What's the correct amount? Write up a script for the correct amount.

 House : No answer? That's 'cause we're having the wrong debate.

When I was a kid, my mom used to throw me into a pile of broken glass.

I thought about it and maybe you're right. Maybe Krog is not a safe toy.

 Monica : -What made you change your mind? -I swallowed his sonic blaster gun.

 Monica : This whole time we were concentrating on the babies...

 Cuddy : I realize how you might have thought the name was just a coincidence...

 House : that are key to us learning our lesson? Because the telephone...

 Cuddy : Didn't think I'd have to remind you of that remote possibility.

 Cuddy : I have a DYFS inspection in less than 24 hours, so if you can't control...

 Thirteen : Sorry, I was thinking about the patient. What were you saying?

 Thirteen : near his intestine. The first symptom's got to be key.

 House : all of them cleaner and squeakier than Cuddy's rubber nipples.

 Foreman : Explains the pain, plus there's plenty of muscle cells in the wall of the intestine.

 House : If you want a man to take your crap, you have to marry him first.

 Nurse : If we can get you managing your life a bit better, that'll be plenty.

 Cameron : Are you serious, or are you just trying to change the subject?

 Cameron : you're just coming off the surgery, and you're not yourself yet.

 House : Oh, don't take it personally. It's just 'cause you're full of crap.

 Cuddy : You've been back at work 24 hours, and you're already playing hide-and-seek

 Cuddy : There's no tumor. Her platelets are normal. The scans didn't--

 Harold : There's the little lady. Hey, sweet cheeks, you look good...

 Harold : You guys are legends. I seen your picture in the papers.

 Elizabeth : And bad news. We still don't know what's happening to her.

 Taub : Whatever it is, there's liver involvement. Her eyes are jaundiced.

 Elizabeth : What if we're just seeing the end result of her condition?

 Chase : We wouldn't pick it up in her blood if it's in her organs and nervous system now.

 Judge : Dr. Cuddy, why are you only now coming forward with this?

 Judge : My suspicion is you have better friends than you deserve.

 Judge : but I am sure that this man is not flooding the streets with cocaine.

 Judge : Given Dr. Cuddy's testimony, I'm not going to allow this to proceed to jury.

 Judge : Dr. House, you're still guilty of contempt for that little walkout earlier.

 Taub : I understand, I don't think it would be fair to define me by my passing thoughts.

 Nick : And I've never done anything to hurt her, I've never cheated.

 House : I expect the people who work for me to rise to a challenge.

 Beckett : We have reason to believe that she was here last night.

 Beckett : And given the fact that you just lied to us, I am guessing it was you.

 Yumi : Do you have any idea how powerful Matilda King is in the fashion industry?

 Castle : You needed to get her fired. You needed to discredit her.

 Castle : Sound of the ocean, complete privacy. Oh, the serenity.

 Castle : The pool is right down here. Most people find it magical.

 Castle : but if you would like it any warmer, I can change the temperature,

 Rachel : Phoebe, you were right. I should've never gone to London.

 Phoebe : I'm not comfortable having that power over someone's life.

 Alex : The bovine valve has only been an option the last few years.

 Burke : but did you not present an alternative without consulting your attending first?

 Alex : - I thought you'd be... - Impressed? That's just stupid.

 Sheldon : Who would have believed these things would happen to us?

 Penny : I told her to be true to herself and do what makes her happy.

 Ryan : You're such a catch, we figured she came running to you.

 Dexter : I'm telling you, me and her are done. I got no idea where she is.

 Rachel : I have two tickets to the Knicks game if you're interested...

 Derek : You coded on the table, air embolus. I had to open you up and aspirate.

 Wilson : And they're kind of peaceful and you're always so busy...

 Bonnie : his level of protectiveness for your individual needs.

 Bonnie : It was very endearing. He really just wanted to be a friend.

 Cuddy : There's no way that won't cause damage to the large intestine.

And once you're the focus of all that attention, it's addictive.

 Joey : Would you like to take another question or spin the Wheel of Mayhem?

 Leonard : Sheldon, there are a million great vacations you could take.

 Sheldon : ...where the disappointing ending to Lost was filmed.

They got my Aunt lda and the world's Iargest collection of diabetic candy.

 Howard : ...her plastic-covered furniture is Iike a flume ride.

 Raj : ...I'd go back to the Two Bunch Palms Resort and Spa in the desert.

 Howard : I don't think I could ever let a guy give me a massage.

 Serena : and ask me for my alibi so we can move on with this investigation?

 Serena : For the record, I was in a business meeting with one of my bosses

If you're telling the trut then why have you been going behind our backs?

 Serena : Because in my experience, the police just get in the way.

 Serena : But you're right, I've been treating this like a regular case, and it's not.

 Serena : Would it change your mind if I told you I know who Falco is?

 Serena : is security footage from the museum exhibit from two weeks ago.

 Beckett : You stole Hayes' flash drive That's why it went missing?

 Castle : Okay, okay, perhaps we can just focus on getting this guy.

 Sheldon : but I can't shake a stick around here without hitting that.

 Dave : Well, maybe not an idiot, but certainly not as smart as...

 Castle : No. It is a Japanese hostess bar, the modern-day equivalent.

It's all a perfectly acceptable part of doing business in the Japanese culture.

Uh, they work for the club. They flirt, they get you to buy drinks.

 Esposito : But if this place had anything to do with her death,

 Martha : Honey, everything is provided there. We're going to have so much fun!

 Montgomery : We can't afford to have word leak out and cause a panic.

 Agent Mark Fallon : Amir Alhabi built a bomb in storage unit C-4-1-2.

 Agent Mark Fallon : It's a dirty bomb, designed to explode and disperse

 Sheldon : ...when your romantic partners could be returned to the video store.

 Sheldon : Thanks for letting me stay here while Leonard Skypes with his girIfriend.

 Sheldon : Good. On the way to see the lawyer, pick up some tea and cookies.

 Sheldon : Aligns the lumbar, cradles the coccyx, balances the buttocks.

 Penny : I mean, I still can't get over the fact someone just threw it away.

 Beckett : Well, it sounds like being Eric Vaughn has its price.

 Beckett : So, what about recently? Have you received any threats?

 Eric : But if my people don't think it's serious, they often don't bother to tell me.

 Castle : Geniuses. Okay, he's got one company bringing clean water to Africa

Emma is a product of a bottle of merlot and a five-year-old condom.

No, but they're right. l'm not a strong father figure, and l never will be.

Everything they said is exactly why l was worried about having a kid. And it's true.

l wanna have a kid with you because l think you'll be an amazing dad.

 Chandler : Well, can you picture me saying, ''Go to your room, you're grounded''?

The producer from Days left a message asking why l wasn't at the parade.

They said everybody's really pissed off at me. And they all got to meet Santa!

 House rubs His Nose, Gestures A Lot With His Left Hand, Looks Defeated : I'm screwing this up.

 Wilson : You care enough to pull your punches. That's not a bad thing.

 Wilson : Yeah. That's not avoiding the problem, that's avoiding the issue.

 House : Heart arrhythmia, kidney failure, and now a bleeding lung...

 House : Hey, you've been on me for years to respect someone's opinion.

Just because I had to go outside this group to find one I respect...

 Foreman : Multi-system involvement centered in the lung. Sarcoidosis.

 House : And autoimmune explains the out-of-the-blue arrhythmia.

She claims she had to go out of town suddenly. She's avoiding me.

She doesn't want to tell me where my father is. She knows but won't tell me!

There's gotta be something in her house that tells me where my father is.

 Rachel : I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing...

 Rachel : It's a shame, though. When we did it, it was pretty good.

 Rachel : - No matter how much we want it. - Even if we want it...

 Doctor [to The Lab Rat He's Just Plucked From A Cage.] : - No. - Look, we can't do what you want.

 House : We've assigned a nurse to watch you so you can't do it either.

 House : Oh, get over yourself. The ventilator puffed up your lungs.

 House : You'll be fine for a few hours. Just let us run the tests.

 Foreman : - What are you trying to prove? - Just cleaning him up.

 Phoebe : -She said something about crumbies. -No, no, no! I was so careful.

 Phoebe : You have to switch with me. Monica is driving me crazy.

...are all the things l got from mugging that l thought were too special to sell...

Yeah. But you should know l also have a jar of Vaseline and a cat skull in here.

 Ross : You know, you can't always get a seat on the subway, so...

 Mark : Yeah, a box full of your desk stuff doesn't say "big promotion."

 Rachel : No, but it's good. You know, I'm gonna take some time off...

 Rachel : From Bloomingdale's? You were insanely jealous of him.

 Ross : I've got tickets to the Van Gogh exhibit. I waited a year for this.

-Was that supposed to be an insult? -I don't know, I'm very tired.

 Sheldon : I'm having some difficulty bonding with a colleague at work...

 Sheldon : ...so I'm doing a little research to better understand why my current friends like me.

 Sheldon : But short of putting electrodes in your brain and monitoring your response...

"Rank the following aspects of Sheldon Cooper in order of appeal : 

 Sheldon : I know. I may have started off with a fairly obvious one.

Why don't you rank that number one? You're on your own for the rest.

We'll take a time-out while Messier looks at some women's shoes.

 Ross : Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we first....

That little blue dot under your collar... It's a tattoo for guiding radiation treatment.

I was looking for it after I saw what you had for breakfast : brown rice, vegetables.

It's a macrobiotic diet... popular with Hollywood starlets and... cancer patients.

 Rowan : Came to the States to go to Sloan-Kettering and see Dr. Wilson.

 House : You don't want to burden him, because you were such a lousy dad.

 House : I'll get to see his face when he reads his dad's obituary.

 Chase : If we figure out exactly which autoimmune condition it is, we can get you better quicker.

 Barney : to become a better boyfriend to Robin, which I do not!

 Rachel : Did you come up here to work on that term paper or something?

 Foreman : People don't just wake up from comas the second you give them drugs.

 House : Especially if we give them the wrong drugs. What do the tests say?

 Foreman : It was negative for fungus and parasites, but that doesn't mean...

 House : The more infections we rule out, the more likely it is that it's not an infection.

 Foreman : He has no history of allergies or asthma. Most importantly,

 Foreman : none of his symptoms remotely resemble an allergic reaction.

 House : But an infection is never resistant to every antibiotic.

 House : And allergy never responds to antibiotics. "Never" beats "rarely. " QED, I win.

 Foreman : My God, why didn't you say he'd been exposed to plant life?

 Mira : No one altered my memory, Mr. Castle. My memory is perfect.

 Mira : There is no need to run a diagnostic. All systems are optimal.

What if someone she's programmed to protect is a threat to the mission?

 Mira : Sergeant Major Tom Richwood, pilot, systems engineering specialist.

Did I say Los Angeles? I meant the team that used to be in Los Angeles..

 Rachel : Listen to what Sean McMahon wrote in my yearbook senior year.

 Ross : call everyone in the entire school and tell them it wasn't true?

I blocked the adult channels for the other babysitters, but the code is four, three

 Amanda : Thanks for this. I hope I can do the same for you sometime.

 Augustine : I seem to be a little better. They gave me some medication.

 Foreman : Prednisone. It's a steroid to help with the inflammation.

 Cameron : You'll have a chest C.T. scan this afternoon that'll help with the diagnosis.

 Pius : Dr. House is giving her medication, and he doesn't know what she has yet?

 Foreman : The only problem that woman has is that House grabbed the wrong syringe.

You don't trust him? I don't trust a man who won't admit he might be wrong.

I notice you weren't so quick to tell her she's got Churg-Strauss and only has a couple years left.

 Cameron : I don't tell patients bad news unless it's conclusive.

 Cameron : About Churg-Strauss. Not about what happened in the clinic.

 Foreman : What about you, Chase? You think he's infallible too?

 Chase : All I know is, if House didn't make a mistake and Sister Augustine has Churg-Strauss,

 Chase : he'll be self-satisfied and our lives will be good for a few weeks.

 Chase : If House did make a mistake, he'll be upset and our lives will be miserable for months.

 House : If Cuddy thinks I made a mistake, the least she could do is suspend me from clinic duty.

 Wilson : She doesn't confuse making a mistake with being incompetent.

 Ross : I tracked down Marcel and get this. He's healthy, he's happy...

...and he's in New York filming Outbreak 2 : The Virus Takes Manhattan.

 Joey : I finally get a part on TV, and the monkey's making movies.

 Kid : Excuse me. Is this where the singing lady is, who tells the truth?

I said I was the executor of the will and I needed to talk to him.

 Meredith : - You know about the party? - You and I can be alone somewhere else.

 Meredith : - How do you know about the party? - Thanks for not inviting me.

Started having swelling over her sternum, then blood started gushing.

 Meredith : In surgery, when I was holding it, I popped a glove with my fingernail.

 Foreman : How can it be nothing? You cut out a piece of my brain.

 Foreman : There was a cupboard above the stove. Did you see it?

 Foreman : I didn't check all the food, but could be listeriosis.

The answer's got to be in that apartment. Not going is too dangerous.

 Foreman : If House would've pointed at you instead of me, you'd be the one in here.

 Foreman : It's your job to go back! You're a doctor! You go where the disease is!

 Foreman : I'm dying and you're sitting here measuring how fast I go?

 Cameron : - Tell me when you can see the light. - My vision is fine!

- Your left-side periphery is reduced. - It's fine! I'll prove it!

You can go tell House what just happened and get your own cot brought in here,

 Chase : I checked your past vaccinations against Joe's. No batch matches.

 Natalie : When I found out what Anton was doing, I decided to help,

 Natalie : The other night, Anton was making a passport in class,

 Natalie : and he saw the photo of the client and he recognized the man.

But Anton said that he had to show the picture to a friend of his

 Natalie : and that he was afraid that we would be next if we didn't run.

 House : Ask him again. And again, until he remembers something.

 Taub : I've been made. House sent me back to you as a double agent.

 Nick : I haven't had a good night's sleep since this thing started.

 Kutner : This is going to take some time, it will be pretty exhaustive.

 Audrey : Are you telling me there's something worse than what I've already heard?

 Nick : I think we should be around each other as little as possible right now.

 Ryan : The factory's been shut down for years, and the building is abandoned.

 Castle : but she was unable to outrun the flying dagger of doom.

 Castle : There's no electricity. Why would the killer have a key to an elevator

 Castle : - if there's no power to make it work? - Let's go find out.

 Beckett : Tom was hospitalized and he refused to give a description of the attacker.

 Castle : Can't be a coincidence that Will shows up dead a few days later.

 Tom Talmadge : I already told the other cops. I don't want to give a statement.

 Beckett : Mr. Talmadge, what's your relationship to William Fairwick?

 Tom : Look, if you're implying that I had something to do with it...

 Beckett : Well, why else would you refuse to answer the question?

 Tom : But before I could settle in, I had this feeling like I was being watched.

 Beckett : The two of you were partners in her little bling ring.

 Castle : At least Madison was smart enough not to hide her stolen stash in her locker.

 Hillary : I don't know what you're talking about. I've never seen that stuff before.

 Beckett : I think you have. We've matched each one of those items

 Beckett : to property that was stolen from families that have students enrolled here.

 Dunan : It's bad enough you stole, but from the Faircroft community?

 Hillary : Don't say a word. My dad's a lawyer. He can get us out of anything.

 Hillary : Hello? We were halfway across town when that happened.

 Hillary : There are witnesses. We saw her being killed on that FaceTime call.

 Castle : What you saw was a pre-recorded joke video that Madison made.

 Sebastian : Do you really think that if you come in here and make it a little hot,

that I'm just gonna fold and abandon everything that matters to me?

 House : You are not the same as them. Your life is not the same.

 House : And you're cheapening everything they're going through by pretending you are.

 House : You can't demand to be treated like any Third World sick person

 House : - and call a press conference! - They treat me special!

And what kind of selfish jerk wouldn't take advantage of that fact?

 Sheldon : Is the decision to not discuss it open for discussion?

 Sheldon : When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary

 Leonard : That's enough, Sheldon. All right, let's get right to the vote.

 Cameron : Would you mind if I spoke with Carnell alone for a minute?

 Ken : and if I'm going to take care of him, I need to know the truth.

 Carnell : Taddy's dad flew a bunch of us down over spring break.

 Carnell : 'Cause I didn't want to come home and work my ass off.

I realize that my attention to the clinic has been somewhat lax of late,

 House : Yeah, but I'm sure there's plenty of things to be done,

 Robin : Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.

 Barney : What is my second favorite word that begins with b-o-n?

 Barney : What is my third favorite word that begins with b-o-n?

Dr. Karev, stick with the ETS case. And, Alex, her blushing impulse.

 Bailey places her hand over George's mouth : Not a toy for you to play with or a button to push. Understood?

 Izzie : - Why would you say that? - Well, I'm just trying to help.

 Izzie : And me, by myself, with the two married people who hate each other.

 Bailey annoyed : Is there some reason why it's inconvenient for you

 Bailey annoyed : to spend the day in the OR learning from Dr. Burke?

 Bailey : I would understand it if you wanted to be with your...

If I don't get this part, I'm never gonna eat macaroni and cheese again.

 Sheldon : How fortunate for you the university has chosen to hire you...

...despite the fact you've done no original research in 25 years...

 Sheldon : ...that reduce the great concepts of science to anecdotes...

 Sheldon : ...to accommodate the duration of an average bowel movement."

- You don't have buffets in India? - Of course, but it's all Indian food.

 Sheldon : A more plausible explanation is that his work in robotics has made an amazing leap.

 Amber : I have some extra time. Do you need any help in the clinic?

 Kutner : We found no apparent cause for the arrest. TTE and TEE revealed no...

 Foreman : You're reporting to me because you're scared to report to House,

 Foreman : because you found nothing, because this isn't a case.

 Foreman : What about his lungs? Decreased oxygen saturation leads to heart failure.

 Wilson : You know what could save this couple? Lots of misdirected sarcasm.

 House : They're dead! Yelling at you might prevent you from screwing up...

 Wilson : Remember when you used to just weave elaborate conspiracy theories

 Chase : We can't increase it any more. His respirations are depressed.

 Sheldon : How is a new suit going to prevent me from passing out...

 Sheldon : Don't you eventually realize you're the same stressed-out person...

So I went around to the back alley and I waited across the street.

 Beckett : Unlike the paparazzi, he knew Claire was getting out of the limo.

lt was a good thing she knew him. l was about to do some serious damage.

l was minding my business, seeing what kind of trouble Spider-Man was into.

...when out of nowhere, this thug with a pipe jumps out and says : 

...which had all the original artwork l did for my own comic book, Science Boy.

 Park : Micropsia, bleeding, tachycardia and difficulty breathing.

 House [opening The Candy Wrap And Leaning Over To Andrews] : Cute butt, huh?

 Andrews : Well, it sounds like there could be spinal cord involvement.

 Beckett : these people were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

 Beckett : Makes you think about all those things in your own life

 Gates : The FBI just recovered this photo from a protester's cell phone.

 Gates : The bomb was placed here by someone within our 47-second time period.

 Gates : who saw what went on by this lamppost before the blast.

 Meredith : We're not watching my mother's surgery tapes. We're not unpacking boxes.

We're not having conversations where we celebrate the moments of our lives.

 George : - I ordered Chinese food. - [Meredith] I hate Chinese food!

So you're gonna repress everything in a deep, dark, twisted place

 Alex : Why is the Nazi making us stay in the pit two days in a row?

 Meredith : Gotta get the cyclists who were too drunk, stupid or scared

 Richard : - First you've got to stay calm. - I can't stay calm.

 Izzie : Calm was over minutes ago. Calm is gone. Calm is an impossibility.

I need to check something out in the book, then I'll talk you through it.

 Alexis : but he didn't do it, and they're about to execute him for it.

 Alexis : For one thing, he had rotator cuff surgery four months before.

 Alexis : He couldn't have swung the fireplace poker used to kill the victim.

 Alexis : They found fresh tire tracks in the dirt outside the victim's back door.

 Castle : I'm interested in your life, but you won't return my calls.

 Alexis : So, did you find anything? In the file, anything that can help.

 Castle : Alexis, he did have priors. What makes you think he's innocent?

 Chandler : Yeah, that sounds great. We'll do it then. Okay, bye.

Why don't I just go out with an ex, you know, and do Joey a favor?

 Sheldon : I can't comment without violating our agreement that I not criticize your work.

 Sheldon : Perhaps you mean a different thing than I do when you say "science."

 Sheldon : Once again, you've fallen for one of my classic pranks.

 Sheldon : The president of the university wants me to meet him at his office at 8 a.m.

 Sheldon : For the next 840 minutes, I'm effectively one of Heisenberg's particles.

 Sheldon : ...with this huge annoying thing hovering over my head?

 House : Which means you were out late drinking with some new girl

 House : You were trying to make up time by showering at the hospital,

 Castle : You took the job to insinuate yourself into Cole's life,

 Beckett : We found Eva's blood and DNA in the trunk of your car.

 Raj : ...and I hope you both fall on your asses and break your coccyxes.

 Bernadette : I don't know which was lamer, their roller skating or their disco dancing.

 Penny : For me, the worst part was when people saw us leave with them.

 Howard : -Thanks. You too. -You noticed all the people looking at us?

 Ted from 2030 : And was eating one of robin's washcloths and...

 Ted from 2030 : Oh, wait, the goat was there on my 31st birthday.

 Ted : Ever since he got married, he's turned from an "I" to a "we."

 Raj : Look at this. Do you think she's really doing that or is it Photoshop?

 Violet : He said he didn't believe in marriage. That marriage wasn't for him.

 Burke : "I trust you" is code for "learn from your mistakes. "'

 Burke : Cristina never knows what's good for her, that's who she is.

I mean, I know this is just a first step, but I hope that someday

 Director : I think his butt would like to get the shot before lunch.

Although, I do know your favorite ice cream flavor is butter pecan.

 Phoebe : I had the best time with Tim last night. He is so sweet.

 Taub : coupled with constant arm movement could siphon blood flow from the brain.

 House : Don't get cute, Gazoo. You're in my mind, you're obviously there.

 Amber : I figured the stress of the seizure lab would drive the inflammation even higher

 House : That's a lot clearer than "the limp leading the blind."

 House : Of course, I'm a very permissive, understanding chaperone,

 House : you know, if you're in the mood to start kissing or groping or showering...

 Thirteen : You'll have to excuse Dr. House, he mistakes immaturity for edginess.

 House : I assume my name came up last night in the form of a moan.

 House : Could be a particular position or activity that set it off.

 House : She talk dirty, or make you rely on vague hand signals?

 House : He has the French Toast Tower whenever he sets foot in the door.

 House : There's no way he would have come to work wanting more carbs.

 Ryan : Gates are locked on both sides. You need an access code to get in.

 Castle : Ironic, seeing as how she spent her entire life in front of cameras.

 Beckett : And no talking to the press, not until we know what's going on.

 Beckett : But we will need to take you to the station to get a statement.

Do you know of anyone that would've wanted to harm your daughter?

 Kelly : But any that were too aggressive, we'd turn over to the security firm.

 Beckett : Now, do you know if she was planning on meeting with anyone

 Kelly : It wasn't hard to track her on the social media and gossip sites.

 Felix : Yeah, you know, I was thinking, when I signed up for the auction,

 Beckett : Wendell's partner. Ryan and Esposito are trying to ID him now.

 Esposito : and that might be part of the reason she was killed.

for women who've been incarcerated based right here in the city.

 Lanie : Well, for one thing, I found this in the victim's hair.

 Esposito : Killer could have been somebody she knew. Maybe a boyfriend.

 Lanie : finds a great job, but damn if you can figure out what that job is.

 Lanie : Pam Hodges had the same story, except she was a hooker in Tampa.

Pam was strangled with wire by Carl Matthews, but we put him away.

 Esposito : So, what does Pam Hodges have to do with Susan Watts?

 Leonard : I don't know. When I'm in bed with a girl, it's just--

 Phoebe : -You didn't get the money? -Maybe I can try at intermission?

Or the limo driver, or the priest, and he can get the dead guy damned for all eternity.

"Sorry" doesn't bring back the piggy that cried all the way home.

 Morlock : - Spots all over. - Were you in the cemetery with Crow?

 Beckett : We found a wooden stake with your fingerprints all over it.

 Castle : I don't want to tell the public defender how to do her job,

Morlock must've gotten some on his hands going through a dumpster.

 Castle : India ink, or Chinese ink, has been used since fourth century BC,

 Castle : It's water resistant, so it won't smudge when colored over.

 Beckett : - You guys, where are we on the friend? - We're working on it.

 Eddie Mcusic : - There must be some mistake. - There is no mistake.

 Beckett : I think that you killed her and then you dumped her body in her trunk.

 Beckett : but he wasn't gonna let an innocent man go to jail for life.

 Castle : And you realized you wouldn't be safe as long as he was alive.

AII right, we need to figure out who Peter's been entertaining here.

 Alexis : If anyone knows who Peter was involved with, it'll be his brothers.

 Ryan : It's understandable ifyou're feeling a little overprotective

 Esposito : She was pretty clear that she did not want you working this case.

 Bernadette : We believe there's someone out there who'll love you for you.

 Raj : So while I'm waiting for this mysterious perfect match...

 Raj : ...who may or may not exist, I'm supposed to just be alone?

Okay, you guys have fun. I'm gonna go talk to people in this voice.

 Rachel : But I mean, come on, look at this. Look at this sweater.

Isn't she the woman who lives below you and has sex really loud?

 Chandler : Is that why you became a chef, so people would like you?

You want to talk about getting people to like you, huh, funny man?

 Ross : Just remember everything I taught you, and you'll be fine.

 Taub : No. You want to watch a grainy video and have an epiphany.

 Taub : but if House thinks that your Huntington's is affecting you, maybe it really...

 House : You're not trying to cure her, you're trying to prove...

 Kutner : Could be a ganglioma, which is why Chase shouldn't have ignored it.

 Cuddy : Nothing I say is gonna change anything. You guys need to talk.

 House : We both also eat with forks, that doesn't really prove...

 Cuddy : Talk to him. Tell him how you feel about what he's doing.

 Ross : - I know, I know. I shouldn't have waited 'till now to say it, but I'm..

 Ross : That was stupid, okay? I'm sorry, but I'm telling you now.

[UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF GIANTS' "MEANINGLESS LOVE" PLAYS ON STEREO]

 Sheldon : Let me remind you, while my moral support is absolute, in a physical confrontation...

 Phoebe : Yeah. Yeah, he deserves to do the thing he loves one last time.

 MEREDITH : because I thought it was kind and I thought I was giving you space,

 MEREDITH : but I can't not tell you because you're here and you're you and...

 House : Your kid's still just as messed up as when we admitted him.

 Cameron : Is it so wrong for them to want to have a normal child?

 House : See, skinny, socially privileged white people get to draw this neat little circle.

Everyone outside the circle should be beaten, broken and reset so they can be brought into the circle.

 House : Why would you feel sorry for someone who gets to opt out of the inane courteous formalities?

 House : Which are utterly meaningless, insincere and therefore degrading?

 House : This kid doesn't have to pretend to be interested in your back pain, or your excretions, or your grandma's itchy place.

 House : Can you imagine how liberating it would be to live a life free of all the mind-numbing social niceties?

 Mary : I hoped my job would let me play with puzzles all day long,

 Mary : If they're not gonna bother to challenge you, what's the point?

 House : folded the paper to make it look read, filled in some answers,

 Raj : It's like when you bought that remote-controlled helicopter,

 Emily : Sorry, guys. Really thought the puzzles would be better.

 House : I'm being dumped by a hooker who's worried about my feelings.

 Emily : But you'll take me into the bedroom while your wife's in the next room.

The only real thing about it is the Green Card she's gonna get at the end of it.

Oh, no, no, no, just listen. Burns told us that he based the game

 Castle : Now what if Rose's clues were real and actually led somewhere?

 Castle : The one she found at the chapel the night she was killed.

 Castle : He didn't want her or anyone else to be able to figure it out.

 Esposito : Okay. So the pieces fit together. What do they mean?

 Beckett : Each one of these symbols has a small letter next to it. R-O-S-I.

In medieval alchemy, these are the five elements that make up the universe.

 Cesar : - She doesn't have radiation poisoning. - She's getting better.

 Thirteen : And the reason she's getting better, is because you haven't been near her.

...that saying, "Pew, pew, pew," isn't as effective as pressing your blaster key.

ln the same way that saying, "Whee," doesn't make the landspeeder go.

 Leonard : All right, I think we got them all. Let's divide up the loot.

 Bernadette : Sorry, I just thought it'd be nice if people knew we were a couple.

Now, because it's GPS-enabled, it will only work in this particular park.

 Vikram : Orders that I'll intercept and trace with a cellular relay.

 Vikram : If all goes well, we'll identify LokSat and finally take his ass down.

 Beckett : And if anything goes sideways, we immediately shut it down

 Beckett : doesn't mean that LokSat doesn't have him under surveillance.

 Beckett : Wait a minute, does she look a bit like your first ex-wife?

 Robot Voice : Good morning, Caleb. I have an urgent matter for you.

That was Megan. She booked The Swing Kings on the day of our wedding...

...and said I couldn't have them back unless I gave her the dress!

 Sheldon : whose naked bosom I'm smooshing around like pizza dough.

 Noel Du Preez : I have the largest selection of reptiles in the city. They're my specialty.

 Beckett : - And you're sure nothing was stolen? - Yeah, I mean, what is there to steal?

 Beckett : We called the bank manager, the FBI, but our guys never made it that far.

 Beckett : It looks like our victims might have been betrayed by their partner.

 Montgomery : In the old days, you killed your partners after you got the money.

 Castle : What if the connection to the Third Man isn't through Scarface,

We need to sort through the tickets quickly to see if we've won.

 Kutner : I like being different. The view's better from the outside looking in.

 House : A man who would lie about a gift from his dead girlfriend...

 Wilson : Is probably responding to a childish, pointless act of petulance.

 Castle : See, I'm betting the reason goes back to what I said at the motel.

He ordered a cobb salad at Cafe Julius, so he may be in there eating.

 Beckett : Wait, Amy Barrett? Wait, wait, I need to talk to you.

 Beckett : The man that you know as Michael Boudreau is Jerry Tyson.

 Beckett : He is a serial killer, and you will be his next victim.

 Howard : Sorry, I couldn't hang with you. I had a date with Bernadette.

 Howard : -So, what did you end up doing? -Not much. Nuked a burrito...

-Is he still mad about the Super Collider? -Yeah, he thinks I betrayed him.

 Matthew Ashford : -Nice to meet you. -So, what show are you on?

Ross, Dirk was wondering about the woman you brought and if you guys are together?

 House : Whatever killed the first liver would do the same to the second.

 Max : But it would give you more time to make the diagnosis to get her better.

 House : but no procurement agency is gonna let a liver go to a patient

 Cameron : If she knew, there's no way she'd go through with this.

 Howard : and is wearing it as a mask while he makes out with her.

 Raj : Why can't I be in a relationship with a girl who likes The Sound of Music?

 Raj by text : As you're reading, it will help to remember I have an adorable accent.

 House : A love so deep you're ready to chuck your medical license

 House : to give her powerful, unproven drugs with dangerous side effects.

 House : I don't want to make any assumptions about your feelings for me,

 Wilson : No carpet bombing, no burning of Dresden to teach her a lesson?

 Wilson : I assume there's some deeper, more long-term strategy in effect.

 House : Cuddy's not playing games, she's not looking for leverage.

 House : The only way to win this war is to lose it. Let her punch herself out.

 Wilson : I was thinking you actually feel guilty about taking her away from her baby,

 Wilson : It's completely inconsistent with your character, but whatever.

 House : Oh, thank you, Rationalization Man, you have saved the village.

 Javier Esposito : Hey, Beckett, how come you don't wear a uniform like that?

 Castle : I just wanted you to know I had nothing to do with this.

 Beckett : Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an interview to get back to.

 Castle : Okay, so you asked me not to look into your mother's murder.

 Beckett : It doesn't matter what you found. I put that all behind me a long time ago.

 Beckett : - So sorry to step out on you, Amy. - Oh! Are you kidding? It's perfect.

 Amy : A chance to see Castle in action. Our readers'll love it.

 Montgomery : Well, we wouldn't want to disappoint your readers,

 Castle : - Hey, can we talk about this, please? - There's nothing to talk about.

 Past Leonard : Excuse me, I'm looking for Sheldon Cooper's apartment.

 Man with a box : -Oh. I bet you're here to check out the room. -Yeah.

 Ted : Of all the words you could use to describe La Sagrada Familia...

 Ted : Whose beard was also brown, pointy, weird and unfinished...

 Taub : Breast tenderness. Have you been having regular periods, Iris?

 Faye : Iris isn't sexually active. She doesn't even have a boyfriend.

 Leonard : Howard, you and Raj go to Texas, I'll stay with Penny in her apartment.

 Leonard : ...I gave you the snowflake, and we were kissing, and--

 Howard : Oh, right. And I do? My people already crossed the desert once. We're done.

 Penny : Well, wait a second, Leonard. Come on. How can you not go?

 Sheldon : ...infer and describe the hypothetical relationship that exists between us.

 Leonard : Yeah, I know. I've been offering to show you around for a year and a half.

 Ryan : So, I found out who Mandy was fighting with at her apartment the day she died.

 Ryan : The store across the street from her building uses surveillance.

 Ryan : There was no sign of Reggie, but I did see another familiar face.

 Beckett : Mandy's neighbors overheard the two of you fighting. What was it about?

 Miles : Because I couldn't take the chance that it would get out.

 Miles : This station has a very strict policy about inter-office dating.

 Miles : Here's the thing about a secret workplace romance, okay?

 Miles : Every stolen moment feels like a shot of adrenaline straight to the heart.

 Leonard : Wil, can we just turn off the podcast for a little bit?

 Agent Mark Fallon : Run this through FBI and CIA facial-recognition databases

 Beckett : Patrol units just found it in a dumpster, it's been wiped clean.

 Esposito : Yo. Teams are on their way to the taxi depot and the impound

 Esposito : there're going to be hundreds of prints in each cab.

 Agent Mark Fallon : will take the Social Security number of a deceased individual

 Castle : I mean, the money that was deposited into Amir's account to implicate him,

 Castle : Maybe this guy wasn't just stealing the identity of some random dead guy.

 Castle : Maybe McCann is someone he knew, or someone he needed to be.

 Agent Mark Fallon : Contact the Pentagon. Get everything you can on McCann.

She doesn't think anyone would confuse Kenny the copy guy with Ralph Lauren.

 Phoebe : What if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company?

What if Kenny hired that Ralph guy to be the pretty front man, huh?

 Castle : What are all these little things on the floor around the body?

Before the attack, there might've been some pushing and shoving.

 Castle : Lovers' quarrels can start like that before they turn to something else.

 Alexis : But aside from Maggie's theory, there's nothing tying Lyle to any of this.

 Beckett : So that evidence the Innocence Review submitted to the trace lab,

 Castle : By all accounts, Kim was a bright, beautiful girl who everyone loved.

 Officer Ted Lane : Wow. You Innocence Review folks just won't give up, will you?

 Lane : I guess we're just wondering what you all are fighting for.

 Sheldon : so now I'm trying to find something beloved to her and ruin that.

 Sheldon : that Indiana Jones is completely irrelevant to the story.

 Sheldon : With or without him, the Nazis find the ark, open it, and die.

 Howard : Hey, wait a minute. No, the Nazis were digging in the wrong place.

 Howard : The only reason they got the ark was because Indy found it first.

 Leonard : Without him, they would have had the medallion and dug in the right place.

 Sheldon : It's my idea of what DNA would look like in a silicon-based life form.

 Mrs Cooper : You know how your daddy used to say that you can only fish for so long...

 Sheldon : My mother warned me this is what happens to pretty boys in the big city.

 Sheldon : Neither is the rule that you have to hold your girlfriend's hand at the movies.

 Sheldon : ...like you're a bear and I'm a trash can full of sweets.

 Sheldon : Control over the information contained in that letter belongs to Howard.

 Sheldon : That doesn't give me the right to disseminate it freely.

 Penny : The letter was found in Bernadette's closet. Doesn't that count for something?

 Sheldon : Are you pointing out that California is a community-property state...

 Beckett : Their car's here and they haven't called. They're inside.

 Beckett : Maybe she's heard from them. Maybe she knows that they're safe.

 Jenny : and he's not answering and I'm freaking out a little bit.

 Beckett : Jenny, I need you to stay calm, okay? Something's happened.

 Reporter : were inside the building at the time of the explosion.

 Reporter : We'll be bringing you live updates as the news comes in.

 Gates : were investigating that building for ties to a serial arsonist.

 Leonard : He's smart and crazy enough. He may have actually created a monster.

 Sheldon : There's a bird outside the window and he won't go away.

 Penny : Really? On top of everything else, you're afraid of birds?

 Sheldon : It's called ornithophobia, and someday it will be recognized as a true disability...

 Sheldon : ...and the landlord will be required by Iaw to put a giant net over the building.

 Penny : Great. I'll see you later. And remember, he's more afraid of you...

 Sheldon : Make a pot of tea, Leonard, it's gonna be a long night.

 Wilson : Well, that would certainly explain the inappropriate responses.

 House : Figured I'd have to endure a little lecture on moderation.

 House : but the most screwed-up scenario as far as I'm concerned...

 House : This is your version of a tox screen. Because if I am on heroin,

 House : I can't drink that without risking another bout of not breathing.

 Esposito : Some of the staff saw her hanging out with this guy, Herman Eckles.

 Ryan : a flash drive exchange with Layla Nazif, daughter of a Saudi official.

And Ana found her way wrapped in a web of intrigue and like the...

 Perlmutter : A clue that may hold the key to who committed this murder.

 Perlmutter : Sad to say, a habit you seem to be acquiring, Detective Ryan. No.

 Perlmutter : Crimes are solved by applying the scientific method.

 Perlmutter : There are bruises on the victim's wrist as if the killer seized her.

 Perlmutter : Ah. But what you don't know is that the killer left a print.

 Beckett : Which is why Donny decided to buy the... What is it called?

 Billy : Donny was there every night, anyhow. We were all the family he had.

 Beckett : I mean, it seemed like Donny had to gather money pretty quickly.

 Billy : The bar had been weighing down my ledger sheets for years.

 Billy : I had an offer from one of them T.J. McChucklenuts franchises,

 Beckett : Lanie just swabbed the shard of glass and found trace amounts of alcohol.

 Castle : A container of alcoholic beverage, a resentful bartender.

 Beckett : a potential crime scene just two blocks away from the river.

 Castle : It only became a bar during the Prohibition as a speakeasy

 Penny : Come on, this is huge. Raj is gonna be in People magazine...

 Penny : ...and he didn't even have to knock up one of the Spears sisters.

 Charlie Sheen turning round : Yeah, call me when you're on the cover.

 Richard : I was married to Barbara for 30 years, my high-school sweetheart.

 Emily : and you felt so guilty about it that you had to tell me?

 Raj : where I've said something stupid and the girl usually leaves.

 Emily : You don't need to tell me about other people you're seeing.

 Bailey : They tell me down in the pit, you only wanna take the hot cases.

 Ryan : She says you gave this cross to Jane on her 21st birthday.

 Attorney : Finn McQueen claims that he phoned my client and told him

 Attorney : that his brother Ben was leaving town with Jane Herzfeld.

 Attorney : To which my client allegedly replied, "I'll take care of it."

 Beckett : Well, then why was his cell phone on West 12th Street?

Your client made a phone cal to his parents' house at 11 : 30 p.m.

 Attorney : You know that's not enough to charge him with murder.

 House : You left it here when you skipped town with your boyfriend.

 House : Actually, I tried to trade them to a hooker for unspecified favors.

 Marlene : I tracked down a video from one of Joe's business coaching seminars

 Sheldon : Did you remember to ask for the chicken to be diced not shredded?

Playing Halo? Watching Battlestar? Drop some Mentos in Diet Coke?

 Wilson : Making this yet another interaction with you in which I get nothing.

 Wilson : I spent half an hour trying to change her mind, but she'd made her decision.

And every day he would go out there and try to make this city a better place.

 Castle : Establish a timeline? Grab a donut? More really bad coffee?

 Beckett : This female detective of yours, exactly how much will she be based on me?

 Castle : She's gonna be really smart, very savvy, haunting good looks,

 Wilson : And, that's not even dealing with the greater agenda of getting her

 Wilson : to dump her husband and fall in love with you all over again.

 House : Look, I know you're friends with her, but there is a code.

 House : You just waiting to call time of death, or are you gonna give him atropine?

 House : Don't know why those diabetics are all hung up on insulin.

 House : Did you even go to the prison, or are you just out playing polo?

 Chase : Yeah, that'd be a shame. He could have shoved it anywhere.

 Chase : There's envelopes stacked to the ceiling, bottles of copier toner,

 Taub : Congenital disorders generally don't wait till you're 46 to manifest.

 Kutner : So he's a late bloomer. His daughter has a neurological condition.

 House : First of all, Wilson played tennis on his college team,

 Taub : Sandy Koufax is Jewish. Greatest left-handed pitcher of all time.

 House : Sandy Koufax is all you Jews go on about, Sandy Koufax.

 Foreman : There are dozens of congenital conditions that fit our parameters.

 House : We can narrow the testing down to 40 likely candidates.

 Thirteen : he's likely to have peripheral nerve damage no matter what the cause.

Take supper away from our patient and run a glucose tolerance test.

 Taub : because you're jealous that I'm spending time with your best friend.

 House : I'm punishing you because now you've joined my best friend in lying to me.

 House : And you're calling attention to your bosom by wearing a low-cut top.

 House : Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were having a "state the obvious" contest.

 Student 2 : I thought you were supposed to be listening to our patient histories.

No, I'm supposed to be teaching you. If I can do that without listening, more power to me.

If this guy's supposed to have universal power over all gravity, how come his hair won't stay down?

 Student 2 : She fell off her horse while riding in the county fair. - No, she didn't.

 Student 1 : She fell off the steps of her beach house. You must have gone to the wrong room.

 House : Hard to believe that one patient could slip past Cuddy and get herself admitted with a sprained wrist.

 Student 2 : - Flesh tone? - What does this have to do with her wrist?

She's either under ninety pounds or she has a red nose. I gotta go.

 Chase : - Urine cultures are negative. - So is the chest X-ray.

 Chase : House wants to start you on some meds. They're in the air lock.

You're casting your net a little wider than toxic mold, aren't you?

I'm guessing an "L." Levofloxacin, because you can't rule out bacteria.

 Foreman : 8-0-0. That's the dosage for acyclovir in case it's viral.

 Foreman : That's fluconazole for fungus. There's about eight others here.

 Foreman : You're treating me for everything. You have no idea what I've got.

 Foreman : Yeah, we should start treating all patients this way.

 Greg House : Not on their own. But the ER didn't know she was on MAO inhibitors,

 James Wilson : It's been a while since a patient took a swing at you. Can I watch?

 "dr. Buffer" : Mrs. Bradberry, please sign the forms so we can start the dialysis.

 Mrs. Bradberry : Dr. Buffer, what is going on? What aren't you telling us?

 Lisa Cuddy : I am very sorry how Dr. House handled this. It is completely unforgivable.

 Lisa Cuddy : Except if he's right. Dialysis will filter her blood.

 Greg House : Either she's depressed or she just thinks you're a jerk.

 Mrs. Bradberry : Does the diary say my daughter's taking these drugs?

 Sheldon : Every year, tens of people around the world are killed by birds.

 Woman : We are gonna stop the bastards at GNB from demolishing it.

 Barney : because some pretty girl thinks that. And seriously...

 Barney : when she found out that you're the one tearing down her beloved Arcadian?

 Joey : Can I talk to you for a second? There's a kid in this picture.

 Brandon : I've only sold two paintings in the last three years, since we met.

 Thirteen : But it shouldn't show anything the endoscopy didn't.

 Thirteen : Must be hard to have a real relationship when you're...

 Lou : You only have to understand something if it needs an explanation.

 Taub : B12 deficit rectified, but her heart's slowing even more.

 Linda Weinberg : We started this organization when we were both young lawyers

 Linda Weinberg : and the difference we made for these girls was so profound

 Scott Weinberg : Captain, Agnes certainly did some bad things in her life,

 Scott : No. I mean, her parents shut her out after the last arrest.

 Linda : There was an ex-boyfriend. He visited her in prison once.

 Ryan : Ex-boyfriend's name is Dexter Grimes. He's an unemployed welder and ex-con.

 Castle : And, gentlemen, as I told you, Beckett is fine with me riding along.

 Ryan : Beckett's our family. You cheat on her, you cheat on us.

 Melanie : You want us to tell a sick adolescent boy that he's really not an adolescent boy?

The patient should've been screaming for another doctor seven minutes ago.

 Mitchell : Doesn't matter what. Wherever you think I was, I wasn't.

 Mitchell : Yeah, I got about 30 people or so who can. Conservative estimate.

"Assisting. " What's the matter, sweetie? You can't hack it out there alone?

 Chandler : Did you see that? With the inappropriate and the pinching?

 Chandler : - Phoebe knows about us! - Well, I didn't tell them.

 Joey : I would've told you, but they made me promise not to tell.

 Monica : Oh, man. They think they are so slick, messing with us!

 Monica : But, see, they don't know that we know that they know.

 Phoebe : Oh, my God, he wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!

 Chase : Which means he's a diabetic with blood thicker than pancake batter.

 Cuddy : Cholesterol's lower than mine, tox screen's clean, no sign of trauma.

 House : Which means my friend is ready for his sponge bath and I shouldn't be here!

It's very unsettling to see all those metal tools just flying around.

 Phoebe : Because every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies.

 Ross : These people just happened to die when you went to the dentist.

 Valentine : Yeah, I was supposed to have drinks with Sid and his ex, Evelyn.

 Beckett : Uh, Mr. Valentine, did he mention meeting with someone?

 Beckett : Yeah, but what was I supposed to do? He's Danny freaking Valentine!

 Esposito : Not yet, but I spoke to Gene Vogel from Sid's company.

All right? I work in public relations, so you can save your speech,

 Joanne : "Our... Our hearts go out to the victims' families. " "Our hearts"?

 Joanne : I mean, what does that even mean? She said that she felt like baking.

 Beckett : If only you'd been there. If only you'd come by. If only you didn't work so late.

 Beckett : The ones to blame are the monsters that murdered your mom.

 Beckett : This isn't a speech. It's not a platitude. It's a promise.

 Sheldon : Good golly, it's as if it's actually happening to me.

 Leonard : Yeah, he does, but he got caught up in a computer game and...

 Ross : You guys are getting married, and I couldn't be more thrilled.

- Dude! Stop it! I'm not kidding. - I hear what you're saying...

 Joey : -Just wait for Rachel to come back? -Hey, if that's what you wanna do.

-He could be my baby's stepfather. -One date and they're getting married?

 House : You're not on the clock, and when you do that, I clench and it's a whole thing.

 Cameron : - You should go. It's important. - What I'm doing now is important.

 Sheldon : I suppose I could see myself in a scientific boy band.

 Howard : Beckham can bend it, Ralph can wreck it, Raj can blow it.

 House : You have to tell the new doctors he needs total body radiation

 Foreman : Apparently you were. Said he'd have his decision tomorrow.

 Penny : Hey, guys, don't forget, my episode's on TV tomorrow night.

 Penny : Oh, that's so sweet of you, but I was gonna steal food from here.

 Sheldon : Wait, if Howard's mother is coming, then you should also steal marbles.

 Sheldon : and in the popular board game Hungry Hungry Hippos, they eat marbles.

 Raj : Face it, dude, whether it's a real car or a virtual cartoon car, you can't drive.

 Sheldon : -Just need a little more practice. -What you need is cheat codes...

 Martha : And why in the world would Richard sign you up for this?

 Gates : Oh. So unfortunately we will not be needing your services, Mr. Castle.

 Ryan : When CSU went up there, they noticed something in the trees.

 Ryan : Cameras triggered by motion sensors to carry out wildlife census.

You start him on Levaquin, I'll start looking for my good flip-flops.

 Thirteen : as convincing as I find your deep devotion to vegetable trajectory?

 House : And you're just jealous because your potato-related plans

 House : which means your leave of absence is definitely indefinite.

 Jen : And here's a picture of my cats dressed up like Batman villains.

 Beckett : All right, did our mistress of the night have a phone number or an address?

 House : Chase's careerist dad and alcoholic mom were so indifferent,

 Taub : Endocarditis, flipped a piece of vegetation into his brain,

 Chase : Most likely meds'll be enough, he won't even need surgery.

 Janey : He's just taken up performing, and it's very stressful for him.

 Taub : But anything that increases his adrenaline could have made it worse.

 Janey : Maybe we find you a new hobby. One you're a little better at.

 MRS. SULLIVAN : just trying to keep his word. He knows he did wrong.

So could you please just fix his face? Could you do that for us, please?

 MARK : If what happened between me and Addison is so unforgivable,

 IZZIE : - What are you talking about? - Want me to be the bad guy, fine.

 MARK : But I'm not the only bad guy here. You and me? We're the same.

 Chandler : Here a chick, there a chick Everywhere a chick-chick

Anyway, I gotta go change. I'm meeting some of the cast for drinks.

Who was up from 2 : 00 this morning until 5 : 00 this morning...

If you could help me capture the essence of the character, you know.

 Joey : Jessica Lockhart will never step foot in this place again!

 Foreman : nonfocal neuro exam, no electrolyte imbalance. Nothing.

 House : What do unexplained seizures and really sick 18-year-olds have in common?

 House : He's an admitted user. The drugs trashed his immune system.

 House : Clean tox screen means there's no drugs in his blood or urine.

 House : There could still be drugs trapped in his fat cells from the good old days.

 Chase : If they're in his fat, why would they be affecting him now?

The keen observer would notice that he's had some digestive issues lately.

FOREMAN : There's no way to know. It's impossible to test fat cells for drugs.

 Chase : You want us to starve him so we can drive him into another seizure?

 Chase : Maybe a heart attack? Just so we can run another tox screen?

 Jack : I haven't touched a thing since the night my parents died.

 Jack : I was high the night the cops came to tell us what happened.

 Ben Prosner : I mean, compared to the other things it could be.

 Greg House : Her first fever was from the medication for her depression.

 Greg House : The second fever was from the self-medication for depression.

 Ben Prosner : You don't think I would have noticed her being constantly drunk?

 Greg House : You were practically living with Sylvia Plath. You didn't notice that.

 Lisa Cuddy : Liver enzymes can also be elevated from musculoskeletal trauma.

 Lisa Cuddy : They'd be there whether she had a drinking problem or not.

 Ben Prosner : You can't do this. We lived together. We were gonna have kids.

 CHRISTINA : It's something you do when someone dies. We did it for my grandmother.

 CHRISTINA : It's supposed to help with the grieving. It honors the dead.

 Wil : Uh, Leonard, why don't you grab some headphones and join us?

 Wilson : Rachel Cuddy, you were supposed to be home half an hour ago.

 Cop : Mouth on that kid makes Mel Gibson sound like Nelson Mandela.

 House : Nope. But since her mom died, she's my favorite tax write-off.

 Penny : Okay, sweetie, I know you think you're explaining yourself...

 Penny : A tie on the doorknob usually means someone doesn't wanna be disturbed...

 Penny : Well, either that or he's lost his tie rack and gotten really into Bryan Adams.

 Penny : Oh, come on. You know, Leonard's had girls over before, right?

 Daniel : How can you discharge me when you have no idea what's wrong?

 Taub : We know what's wrong, and now that you've slept it off...

 Daniel : I feel nauseous, my foot feels numb, like it's fallen asleep.

 Daniel : I don't feel well. I know there's something wrong with me.

 Castle : Alexis would never keep anything serious from me. I'm the cool dad.

 Montgomery : An assistant district attorney. One of the good guys.

 Montgomery : Buckley hated making deals, loved putting bad guys behind bars.

 Beckett : He's the lawyer every cop wanted prosecuting their case.

 Ryan : Found his briefcase up on the roof along with his left shoe.

 Castle : Well, Jack's a big boy. Whoever did it must be strong.

 Esposito : No. I talked to his secretary and she said Buckley left work around 8 : 00,

 Ryan : And get this, Buckley was a subway rider. He didn't own a car.

 Castle : Then what's he doing in a parking garage on the East Side?

 Beckett : - Was Buckley married? - Divorced. Ex-wife lives in California.

 Beckett : Let's start looking into his personal life and see what we can find.

 Montgomery : Nobody kills a law enforcement officer and gets away with it.

 Scarlett Price : Here are the print-outs of Mr. Buckley's cases you wanted.

 Alex : I should have been more mature. I should have handled the pressure.

It might be the result of getting cut off from the oxygen when she flatlined.

 Foreman : Probably the result of that rapid detox you told us to push on her.

 Cameron : - We can't be sure how long she was... - Her brain's fine.

 Foreman : Memory loss. You're saying that's not a neurological symptom?

 House : He manages her career, travels the world with her, at her side 24/7.

 House : Would the fact that she's your daughter really stop you?

Or next time you'll find yourself listening to that album alone.

 Foreman : I tried calling him on the Brother Hotline. He didn't pick up.

 House : Also which monster truck won the 2004 Thunder Nationals?

 Taub : Hate to steal the spotlight from Small Wonder over here,

Oh, my God! You're getting a massage? You never let me massage you.

 Chandler : Buy stamps. Pick up dry cleaning. Don't let Phoebe in.

 House : Here's a reason. I can't even get stoned without some annoying jerk

 House : I'm going to jail, losing my job, losing my best friend.

 Ross : I'm moving for you. I'm cutting friends out of my life for you.

 Emily : I'll feel better when I'm there. I can know where you are all the time.

 Beckett : There have been a lot of murder investigations in here over the years.

 Beckett : they would have found a secret room, if there actually was one.

You know, you're gonna regret it, if we actually find this room.

And it's nothing more than a boring old psycho-killer hiding in a room.

 Beckett : Why are you so determined to find the supernatural in all of this?

 Beckett : I am just following the evidence, wherever it may lead.

 Beckett : And as a cop, I'm going to consider every possible worldly explanation.

 Beckett : You know what, just because I don't talk about it nonstop,

 Beckett : When I was a little girl, my parents rented a cabin by a lake.

 Esposito : - Wanted to give something back. - So, our killer hit him from here.

 Beckett : Have CSU run a sweep, see if anything tracked outside of the field.

 Beckett : A big, athletic guy is swinging a two-and-a-half foot club.

 Beckett : - He couldn't have been that easy to kill. - Unless he didn't see it coming.

 Bobby Fox : On behalf of the Vega family, I want to thank all of Cano's loyal fans

 Bobby Fox : for their love and support. In this time of great sadness,

 Bobby Fox : we ask that you please respect this family's privacy.

Twelve years of marriage, all they want from me is a sound bite.

 Maggie : Sometimes he'd go there to blow off steam, but never at night.

 Maggie : Detective Beckett, Mr. Castle, Tommy Zane, Cano's old teammate.

It'd be hard to be a New Yorker and not know "Freight Train" Tommy Zane.

 Beckett : Mr. Zane, you said that Mr. Vega was at your club last night?

 Tommy : Our club, actually. Cano and I owned it with a couple of other players.

BRONSON : Alpha One, Valkyrie's still inside. Signaling to get her out.

 Bronson audio : We have an American intelligence asset in there,

 Reed audio : On my authority, you are clear to engage target. Over.

Look, I'm gonna go in here. And you don't buy me anything, ever!

 Ted : but I tweaked it slightly and... this is still super bad-ass.

 Ted : It's now a patio garden where you can bring a nice bag lunch.

 Barney : I'll send you an inter-office memo with the rest cause we freakin work together!

Everything was going great. That is, right up until Barney said...

 Barney : Big news. The board finally settled on a site for the building.

It was the site of The Arcadian, one of New York's grandest old hotels.

 Barney's Secretary : - Excuse me, Mr. Stinson. - Not now, Trish!

 Cameron : 29-year-old teacher, she works with special needs children. She...

I love what you're wearing. It brings out the blue of the case file.

 Cameron : She's decided to spend some more time at home with the baby for a while.

 Cameron : I'm taking over some of her day-to-day responsibilities,

 Cameron : She figured I'd spent three years working for you, I was inoculated.

 House : You get to exercise your newfound power, I squirm under your thumb,

 House : resent the student becoming the teacher, and then push comes to shove

 House : and we all get to realize what our real roles should be.

 House : 29-year-old special ed teacher coughs up blood all over Corky.

 Foreman : Never thought I'd see the day you were taking orders from Cameron.

 Ted from 2030 : Until she dumped him and ran off to san francisco.

 Barney : Marshall, being a single guy in new york city is like...

 Ryan : Dogs picked up a scent, traced it to the west side of the cemetery,

Half of the guys we talked to said they remember seeing a groundskeeper

But according to the ground staff, none of them were in the area.

 Esposito : He blended in during the chaos and then disappeared.

 Leonard : There's been something I've wanted to ask you for a long time.

 Rachel : and saying that he did it because he needed Chap Stick.

 Chandler : I'm coming up 30 years behind him, but the stops are all the same.

 Tracy's Boss : No, and when I asked, she didn't seem to want to tell me.

 Tracy's Boss : It's all on our server. I can log into there from here.

 Sophia : Rick and I met when he was just beginning to do research

 Sophia : He wanted an up close and personal look at the life of a female CIA agent.

 Beckett : You're Clara Strike? The Clara Strike from the Derrick Stormbooks?

 Beckett : No, not until you tell me what the hell is going on here.

 Ross : The guy is mean. I mean, really mean. I think you should stay away from him.

Look, the guy actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats.

 House : Hey, hey, hey. Come on. Kid, come on, come on, come on.

 Richard : Men who have gray hair are noticed less than men who don't.

 Callie : At work, I'm giving him orders. In bed, he's giving me...

While I concede you and O'Malley have some challenges to overcome,

 Bailey : I'm asking you to remember that this day is a marathon,

 Sheldon : Sounds like it's time for the Sheldon Cooper Apology Tour.

 Harris : There are certain protocols we have to follow before we can move forward.

 Castle : Our daughters are out there right now. They need our help right now!

 Castle : I could hear it in her voice, just like when she was a little girl.

 Harris : Mr. El-Masri, you have to let me contact the local authorities.

 Ryan : Yeah, but this guy was the guy who came up with the 25 grand, right?

for the night that our vic was in lthaca, we found something else.

 Ryan : Turns out that Buck was Swan's best friend from his days back in the cult.

 Castle : I mean, Swan went back to the compound to break out his friend.

So the 25 grand wasn't for Swan's freedom, it was for his friend's.

 Esposito : We've been looking for him, but he's not in the system.

 Castle : Well, the key to taking down Campbell's been under our nose the whole time.

and then all of a sudden he was dead, and I didn't know what to do.

 Captain Edmunds : An hour ago, he sent a text to his field office

 Captain Edmunds : about a security issue on board this aircraft.

 Captain Edmunds : I've been instructed to lock myself in the cockpit

 Captain Edmunds : Precisely. Right now, with the air marshal unaccounted for,

 Castle : We just have to search again. Maybe skip the overhead bins this time.

Not that well. Mr. Ford only flies with us, like, twice a month.

 Sheldon : The war wound is a time-honored badge of masculinity.

 Sheldon : Just for the record, my efforts to establish you as the alpha male were not aided...

 Sheldon : - ...by you bursting into tears. - I did not burst into tears.

 Steph : It's all good. What do you say we get you home, put you to bed?

 Sheldon : She's right. As long as you're vomiting, coitus is contraindicated.

 Howard : Sheldon, when this whole thing with the parking space started...

 Howard : ...and told him it's not worth fighting over the spot...

 Sheldon : ...until such time as I learn to drive or get a Batmobile.

 Cuddy : Trust me, everybody will be happier if House and I aren't dating.

As soon as this hits your intestines, I'll look at it through an endoscope.

 Stewart : My girlfriend was with me when I got shot, and she died.

 Stewart : I was like this before the shooting, since I was a kid.

 Castle : Why wasn't he sweating bullets every time he hit a bump?

Well, nothing we've learned points to that with either of these men.

To a bank outside Bagram Airbase often used by military personnel.

 Beckett : Castle, the keys that we used to open that storage unit

 Castle : Talk to the one person who has a different view of Amir.

 Agent Mark Fallon : Jamal bought these trucks over two months ago.

 Agent Mark Fallon : It's a perfect cover for moving material without anyone noticing.

 Ryan : Got a purchase on Jamal's credit card three weeks ago for a burner phone.

 Richard Castle : Just for that, you will not be getting an autographed copy

 Castle : but it is based on one of the greatest characters I ever created.

 Ryan : Making her weekly pilgrimage out to the prison to interview Lockwood.

That's an excellent choice, Madame. I'll have someone bring him down.

 Javier Esposito : Her green card indicates that she's a British national.

 Beckett : Her address is in SoHo. What was she doing all the way down here?

 Esposito : Don't know. But she checked in two hours before she was killed.

 Amanda : Gosh, this is brilliant. Gosh, it's just like old times.

 Amanda : And I remember, because that was the year I had sex with EveI KnieveI.

 Amanda : No, I distinctly remember you were dodging her calls...

 Amanda : Should I not have said that? I feeI like a perfect arse.

The instinct of love toward an object demands a mastery to obtain it,

 Cameron : and if a person feels they can't control the object, or feel threatened by it,

 House : Given your Freudian theory, what does it mean if I start being nice to you?

 House : So there's absolutely nothing I can do to make you think that I don't like you?

 Cameron : And I don't want to waste it talking about what wines you like...

 House : You live under the delusion that you can fix everything that isn't perfect.

 Sheldon : If there's ever a church of Sheldon, this will be when it started.

 Leonard : I'd like to propose a toast to the man whose noble sacrifice...

 Penny : Well, I already talked to Raj, but I wanted to apologize to the rest of you...

 Barney : Are you nuts? That would involve me speaking to a woman

 Bernadette reading : I was wondering if you'd like to get coffee sometime. It's okay if you say no.

 Bernadette reading : It might be the kick in the pants I need to start taking Zoloft."

 Penny : Just working it under all those layers of wool and polyester.

 House : And, strictly speaking, since he's not my patient, win some.

 Taub : spent the night at some Wonder Woman's lair. I'm sure he'll...

 House : Either way, Cuddy's gonna want me to write it under "Reason for Termination."

 Foreman : There's nothing on his calendar. His pager's still here.

If you're gonna kill me and rape me, please do it in that order.

 Morgan : She only sleeps next to people when they're about to die.

 Morgan : And then yesterday, she did it to me while I was sitting on my couch.

 Morgan : Please. The whole staff, the doctors even, we all know this is real.

 House : I have some business I'm conducting with the Prince of Nigeria.

 House : Quick, before she goes without attention for eight seconds.

 Beckett : Do you actually believe that's going to fly in court?

 Matilda : Now what does this have to do with your investigation?

 Beckett : Look, given the rumors about your job, it must've been disconcerting to find out

 Beckett : Ella was taking damaging information on Modern Fashion

moments after she made the arrangements to sell that information,

 Beckett : that you're set up to listen to these recordings live on your computer.

 Matilda : I'm a little busy running a magazine during the week.

 Matilda : because I was late for drinks with Oscar DE la Renta.

 Beckett : And you have no idea what Ella was taking to the competition?

 Ryan : She was having drinks with Oscar until about 2 : 00 a.m.

 Castle : What's a former MVP doing with our ambulance-chasing Pitbull?

 Beckett : We have no idea if this guy still works at that law firm,

 Ryan : The number the guy called Castle from came from a burner phone

The guy used voice-over-Internet instead of normal cell service.

 Ryan : The call went through a wireless network that's registered to

 Castle : Maybe there's a picture of him somewhere posted on the site.

 Penny : Look, you said it yourself, we have to create a database

 Esposito : I'm still trying to confirm that he was at his office when Scott was murdered.

 Beckett : Okay. well, until we can verify that, then he is still a suspect.

 Castle : They've been through way too much together to give up on what they have.

 Esposito : Trust me, you don't want to hear what I really think.

 Howard : Space is beautiful, Earth is beautiful. Same old, same old.

 Howard : Well, like, for instance, the other day, when I was asleep...

 Howard : ...and glued a big-eyed rubber alien mask to the outside of my window.

 Castle : Really? Because it looks like it is what it looks like.

 Manny : I caught Logan ransacking the festival mobile office, all right?

 Manny : I don't know. And he wouldn't explain himself, so I got up in his face!

 Beckett : Yeah, I'm Detective Beckett. This is my associate, Mr. Castle.

 Fulton : News just broke Logan Moore was killed. I'm sick about it.

 Beckett : Both, actually. When was the last time you saw Logan?

Well, the guys play to win, but it stays out in the park, you know?

 Fulton : So far, the only thing I know missing for sure is my gun.

 House : Just one test. If there's nothing wrong, I'll take you right back home.

 Evan : Make it cab fare. I don't want you anywhere near my house.

 Cuddy : The Accreditation Board is here to protect us and our patients.

please behave as if it wasn't also an enormous pain in the ass. Thank you.

 Cuddy : Until this inspection is over you're back on House-watch.

 Cuddy : The last time I checked the ER, you had the best-kept charts in the building.

Last time I checked the 4th-floor janitor's closet, I found House's charts.

 Cuddy : Now, House may not care whether this hospital's accreditation gets downgraded,

 Cuddy : but the people who sign my paychecks do. So, I repeat : Current. Past.

 Monica : What about the time I hit you in the face with Sylvian's pumpkin?

- Hey, guys. What'd I miss, what'd I miss? - Giselle's hanging by a thread.

 Sheldon : ...through this transparently manipulative, pseudo-reality again?

 Sheldon : ...have to be pre-approved at the weekly roommate meeting.

 Sheldon : This is an authentic Chinese throwing star, and I must warn you...

 Thirteen : A severe enough one could set off a systemic immune reaction,

 Thirteen : cause fluid in the lungs and inflammation that could weaken the aorta.

 Chase : If it was an allergy, she'd be getting better in the hospital, not worse.

 Thirteen : We think a severe allergic reaction could be causing a systemic breakdown.

 Thirteen : When's the last time the two of you had unprotected sex?

 Chase : I'm placing a drop of Nick's semen protein onto the skin.

We have witnesses who saw you enter her apartment and then leave.

 Dale : I crashed, and when I woke up, there was all this blood.

 Esposito : So, you went to bed and you slept through your girlfriend's murder.

 Gates : All right, contact the DA's office, have them file charges

 Gates : 'cause we wouldn't want her making any mistakes, now, would we?

 Castle : And this report hasn't been altered in any way since you filed it?

 Ted : What do you say we re-book the church and make it a doubleheader?

 Ted : Less than a week ago, we were standing at the altar perfectly happy.

 Ted : Because I believe that we get to choose how we live our lives.

I know you're upset, but don't forget there is going to be a wedding.

 Chandler : You are going to throw the bouquet, and then a honeymoon.

 Chandler : We will take a moonlit walk on the Rue de la blah-blah-blah.

Well, some doctors have the messiah complex. They need to save the world.

 Wilson : You've got the Rubik's complex. You need to solve the puzzle.

 House : Are you done? Or do you have more references to 1980s' fads?

 House's Attorney : The patient was suffering from depression brought on by a thyroid imbalance.

 Judge Winter : by Dr. House's own staff, a... a... a Dr. Foreman.

 House : My staff are idiots. I'm sure you know what it's like, Your Honor.

 House's Attorney : The validity of the D.N.R. is a question of fact.

 House's Attorney : Dr. House should have the opportunity to make his argument at a full trial.

And this poor guy has got to stay on life support until we can schedule a trial.

 Judge Winter : I will hold you in contempt if you don't sit down.

 House : - I have a medical issue. - If it pertains to this case, your attorney...

 House : Do you have any history of heart disease in your family?

 House : They show signs of clubbing, which indicates a heart problem.

Remember Bart Giamatti? Same thing... Just dropped dead one day.

 House : - Please see your doctor. - He's admitted this isn't relevant.

 Giles' Attorney : a person's right to control the treatment of their own body...

 Leonard : Didn't I explain to you about your little mistake in the cafeteria?

 Sheldon : Yes, you were very clear, as was everyone else at the table.

 Sheldon : Tom, however, has been chosen by science as a suitable mate for Penny.

They may claim to use heuristic algorithms, but it may well be hokum.

 Sam : You cheated. You cheated on your husband with his best friend.

 Sam : - If you want details, go see Naomi. - She won't talk about it.

 Addison : Speaking of which. Cute boy behind the desk is tracking you with his eyes.

OK, maybe you should shut up and go get some coffee or something, please.

 Naomi : - I won't allow it. - You can't make rules about my eyes.

 Chandler : Forget about the future and stuff. So we only have two kids.

You know, we'll pick our favorite, and that one will get to go to college.

 Monica : -How many kids were we gonna have? -Four. A boy, twin girls...

Like a small place outside the city where our kids could ride bikes and stuff.

 Chandler : ...and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door.

 House : Well, good news. The lab says it's not strep, so we're done.

The boys in the lab, sure, they're hard drinkers, but they're pros, you know.

 House : Plus, your kid actually has none of the symptoms for strep.

 House : It was quicker running the test than arguing with you. My point is, go!

 Mom : She's having a birthday party next week, and she's upset that I'm getting a sugarless cake.

 House : You want a doctor to scare her about the dangers of sugar.

Well, you know, I feel sorry for those other kids, Wendy, who don't have a mom like yours...

 House : A mom who knows that sugar causes heart disease, appendicitis and athlete's foot.

 House : You want her to slim down a little so she can wear pretty clothes like yours.

 Howard : and somehow managed to escape from his dark and crazy dungeon.

 Sheldon : I was told it would make everyone feel uncomfortable.

 Cristina : I had never seen one. I'm a surgeon first, just like you.

 Denny : - Real bright, huh? - Your LVAD battery is almost dead.

 Nurse : Let's get him up now. Nice and easy on one, two, three.

 Burke : I know this is hard to hear, but that's just not an option at this point.

 Denny : Since when do you get to decide what's an option in my life and what isn't?

 Denny : My heart may be on your battery packs, but it's still my heart.

And it is your life that will end if you continue to push like you did today.

 Burke : I told you the LVAD would buy you more time. And it will.

 Howard : And this is a woman who kept a safety rail on my bed until I was 17.

 Mrs Koothrappali : So she has no problem with her son being eaten by a walrus?

 Sheldon : If Raj dies, it'll be from frostbite, gangrene, acute sunburn...

 Sheldon : ...or being ripped to shreds by a 1500-pound polar bear.

 Howard : Ma, I'm putting you on speakerphone with Raj's parents.

 Howard : Can you tell them that you're okay with me going to the Arctic?

MRS. WOLOWITZ [ON SPEAKERPHONE] : Arctic? I thought you said Arkansas.

 Leonard : Sure, but let's go out here where there's a little less yelling and guilt.

 Taub : If it's osteomyelitis, an infection eating away at his periosteum...

 House : Explains the pain. Odds are it's a subclinical infection

 House : Start him on IV antibiotics, x-ray his legs to confirm osteomyelitis.

 Thirteen : Cameron's already done a full set of lower body x-rays.

 Wilson : what possible reason could I have for hiding it from you?

 Thirteen : That's impossible. It's the hardest bone in the body.

If you could not mention that we live together, that'd be great.

I know I should have told them. I shouldn't care what they think.

Also, instead ofjust living in your mother's house, you could live inside her body.

 Sheldon : No. The best organism for human beings to merge with is the lichen itseIf.

 Sheldon : All right, picture this. A beautiful outdoor concert.

 Sheldon : As a fungus, I have a terrific view growing out of a towering maple tree.

 Sheldon : And no thank you expensive concessions because as an algae...

 Raj : Anyway, if it's okay with you, we should talk about Howard's bachelor party.

 Wilson : listen to the doctors, and I'll be able to visit soon.

 House : Track down the owner of this car and I'll be able to visit you. In your office. Tomorrow.

My doctor's too smart, too old, and too well-dressed to only be running one ward.

 Wilson : He wanted to warn me that you'd be calling for something,

 Wilson : and he told me if I wanted to help you get better, I had to let him do his job.

Yeah, well, now I'm calling you to tell you that if he calls you...

If she hits me when she is happy, can you imagine how hard she'll hit...

 Chris : She said she saw him a few days ago outside the school,

 Kevin Ryan : Looks like Sarah's yoga routine was common knowledge.

 Lanie : Based on her wound, and how deep it went into the doorframe,

 Beckett : You guys, you don't have to avoid the word on my account.

 Lanie : You keep holding that stuff in, you're gonna get an ulcer.

 Beckett : Yeah, I'm looking for anything that'll connect these two victims.

 Lanie : Looking at the work, it could be the same tattoo artist.

 Lanie : It may be nothing, but I found this on Miss Whitman's hand.

 Lanie : And looking at how faded it is, I'd say she wrote it about a week ago.

 Beckett : Okay. I'll call up the cab company, see if we can retrace her whereabouts.

 Izzie : I grew up next to a freeway, so it doesn't bother me. But yeah, you do.

 Izzie : I have all this money and I would spend every penny of it

 Izzie : to save George from what he's about to go through, but I can't.

 House : and destroy him if and when I choose. Information is power.

 Wilson : You regret not having a relationship with your own family,

 Wilson : and you don't want to see Foreman go down that same path.

 House : Since we can't exercise your son's heart on the treadmill,

 Sheldon : you're allowed to be cranky and say whatever you want

 Sheldon : If that's not a time to verbally abuse my loved ones, when is?

 Jackson : As I was leaving, I heard Robyn threaten to call the cops

 Jackson : Robyn might still be alive if I had just stayed behind.

 Ryan : Robyn's records show that her mother died when she was five.

 Castle : Any indication in her financials what she was doing up there?

but this whole new secret relationship, I wasn't quite sure what the rules were.

 Castle : She made me promise to help track down Robyn's killer.

 Beckett : Of course. But you know that publicly, I can't agree to that.

 Castle : Well, excuse me for living, but I've got a damn good reason.

You can'tjust waltz in and out of my precinct whenever you want.

 Sheldon : Of course not, there's no cousin Leo, there's no intervention.

 Sheldon : We just leave the house on Friday night and return in the wee hours...

 Sheldon : ...emotionally wrung out from the work of convincing Leo to go back into rehab.

 Sheldon : Yes, but he can relapse if Penny ever invites us to hear her sing again.

 Sheldon : To spare me the social embarrassment of having a drug-addled first cousin.

 Sheldon : - Which I'm assuming is embarrassing, yes? - I don't know.

- How am I supposed to remember all this? - That's the best part, you don't have to.

 Sheldon : I told Penny that you would be embarrassed if you knew she found out you had lied...

 Sheldon : ...so she's agreed to operate as if the original lie is still in force.

 Leonard : So she's expecting me to lie about going to a symposium in Pasadena...

 Leonard : ...when in actuality, we're pretending to go to a drug intervention in Long Beach.

 Castle : Please tell me there's something stronger than coffee in there.

 Beckett : we'll have something to talk about, like normal couples.

 Sheldon : ...living on a planet populated with nothing but chimps.

 Leonard : Raj, you're our group historian. Has Sheldon ever begged before?

 Barney : And no, I don't want to play. Stupid Marshall ruined everything.

 Man : If they declare the Arcadian a landmark, the whole project is dead.

Good news, I got the phone number of a husky-voiced hottie in a turtleneck.

 Robin : So, if the Landmarks Preservation Committee sides with Zoey,

 Lily : Why don't you admit that your girlfriend challenging your every move

 Alex : Yeah, well, that's the tumor talking. The IV is keeping you hydrated.

 Robert : I could see it in his eyes. He didn't respect me anymore.

Once they see it, they look at you differently. You're a hotshot doctor.

 Beckett : because there is no way that you are shedding all over my couch.

 Castle : Oh! And he loves it when you rub him right between the eyes,

 Esposito : How many of them can say they've got their own cosmetics line, huh?

 House : Foreman was perfectly healthy before he got this infection,

and our cop didn't turn into brain food until we cured the Legionella.

If I can't monitor your pain, I won't know if the Legionella's working.

 House : Wish there could have been a puff of smoke or something.

 Foreman : I can't breathe. I'm dizzy and I can barely hear anything

 Foreman : - over the sounds of my lungs crackling. - That's the Legionella.

 Cameron : I'm trying to be professional here, and there's no reason to be nasty.

 Kutner : if our patient keeps saying everything that comes into his head

 Kutner : Luckily, jerkiness is a temporary condition for this guy.

 House : We may be able to fix his impulse to say his thoughts out loud,

 Wilson : If he spent his whole life constructing a nice-guy persona,

 Kutner : The sorting hat was going to put Harry in Slytherin, based on his nature.

 Nick : While I talk, you look at my brain activity to see where it's screwed up,

 Nick : then you're gonna cut the screwed up part out to test it.

 Nick : Especially since you're such a pleasure to imagine naked.

 Dr. Larson : Well, it's horrible, of course. But I can't say I'm surprised.

 Dr. Larson : She and her friends are not exactly "Aca" material.

 Dr. Larson : The AAC is a highly respected and civilized institution.

 Dr. Larson : I told the National Committee it was a mistake to have their kind involved.

 Beckett : Dr. Larson, where were you last night between 9 : 00 and 11 : 00?

 Dr. Larson : Please do not upset any of my performers. Thank you.

One second Sarah Vasquez is alive and dreaming of the perfect wedding.

 Beckett : People always think that snipers are so removed from their targets.

 Beckett : He was as close as we are right now, looking through that scope.

 Martha Rogers : Oh, darling, I hope you haven't been up all night.

Actually, I think you're bot under house arrest until we catch this guy.

But everything's gonna be fine. l mean, my mom is gonna be with her.

You only hear Monica's side of that. Okay, that little fatso was a terror!

-l just don't think l can do it. -Know what? You can and you should.

 Ross : Go ahead to the restaurant, and l will wait for my mom...

...and then l'll meet you there. No, no, really, you should go. Go out.

Really, the world is your oyster. Kick up your heels. Paint the town red!

 Rachel : -You need to learn some new slang. -l'm serious. Come on, you should go.

 House : Now it's time to say those magic words you'll be telling her for the rest of her life,

 Cuddy : Have the risks of the transplant procedure been explained to you?

 House : Damn it! I was hoping you weren't going to ask her that.

 Cuddy : Dr. House explained to you that all surgeries carry risks? You could die.

 Talia : and she just looks at me with this panicked look on her face and bolts.

 Talia : Later that day, she tracked me down, called me at my office,

 Talia : She begged me not to tell anyone that she was in the city.

 Talia : That if people found out, she could be in a lot of trouble.

 Talia : I kept asking her what was going on, but she wouldn't talk about it.

 Esposito : Uniforms are canvassing The Cedric. But so far, nobody recognizes him.

 Ryan : Why go through all the trouble of creating a fake persona

 Beckett : She's a hacker. Which is why she was staying at The Cedric.

 Castle : And whatever she was hacking into was either so illegal or so dangerous

 Castle : she had to make sure they couldn't trace it back to her.

 Castle : they'd still have to find her amongst hundreds of residents.

 Castle : Only they did find her. Which is why we can't find her laptop.

 Ryan : So, you either road-tripped it or you took a private jet,

 Ryan : and given your arsenal, you people clearly have the resources.

 Castle : You know, you told me I had no idea what was going on.

 Castle : But now I've got the edge of it, and I'm gonna keep on peeling it back

 Aj : Prison's a picnic compared to what happens to me if I talk.

 Monica : -baby shower for Rachel today. -My daughters told me..

 Mrs. Green : when they received their impromptu invitations a month ago.

 Beckett : and that the killer planted her body in the dumpster so that

 Beckett : it would be there when you and your colleagues viewed the faked footage.

 Beckett : you worked night security at a supermarket in Queens a year ago.

 Beckett : Is it also a coincidence that you rented a CLS 550 a week ago?

 Beckett : They met a year ago on the late shift and started an affair.

 Beckett : Once they got together, Gavin realized that he'd have to get rid of his wife,

 Beckett : and instead of a messy divorce, they decided to make a killing.

 Beckett : and then he changed her into the clothes that Rigas wore on that tape.

 Castle : How many murders do you think we've solved since we met?

 Howard : - What's in there? - I think it's an old storage room.

 Howard : What could he be doing in there every day for 20 minutes?

 ADDISON : Here's the thing. We've both really enjoyed each other.

 ADDISON : what can only be considered a transcontinental booty call,

 ADDISON : doesn't mean that we should be trying to make something out of this.

 ADDISON : You're insane. I'm not going back... I'm not going back to New York.

 Cassie : ...you were setting up your tent in line for Return of the Jedi.

 Ross : So you did see me that day. Because it seemed like you didn't.

 Cassie : Thanks for letting me stay here. Monica's place was nice.

 Raj : It was the only way to keep you from being such a huge Dickensian.

 Sheldon : Leonard's my best friend. Surely Leonard didn't know.

 Chase : and check her again in an hour unless there are signs of fetal distress. Honey?

 Sean : - Is she all right? - Probably just some muscle weakness.

She has gone from the 25th weight percentile to the third in one month.

 House : I'm not a baby expert, but I'm pretty sure they're not supposed to shrink.

 Rachel : Well, there's this diet we put her on when she stopped breast-feeding.

Babies need fat, proteins, calories. Less important, sprouts and hemp.

 House : Antibiotics for the pneumonia, I.V. feeding to get the weight up.

 House : What about Foreman? He needs to get his malingering butt back here.

 Cameron : - How are you doing? You look great. - Thanks. I feel great.

I take mine black, the way I take my brain-damaged neurologists.

 Cameron : - How are you coming along? - Tell her everything's great.

 House : Hell, if people felt guilt every time they accidentally lobotomized a guy...

 House : It's just his brain that's not quite where it's supposed to be.

No more left side/right side reversals. Still some short-term memory loss

 Foreman : and spatial processing problems, but I'm trying not to be too hard on myself.

All right, Rebecca, I know you may feel a little claustrophobic in there,

 Cameron : She's not sleeping. We gotta get her out of there. - It'll just be another minute.

If she's having an allergic reaction to the gadolinium, she'll be dead in two minutes.

 Foreman : Left home, went to college, entered a whole other world.

 Foreman : if I'm not the smartest, if I'm not the first, everywhere I go

 Foreman : When I came home that last Christmas I was in college,

 Addison : - That just leaves Kate. - She seems to be pretty healthy.

but we'll keep her in the Isolette until she reaches four pounds.

 Addison : Her hormones are all over the place. Give her time. She'll come around.

Grey, watch the mother. Make sure her hormones don't get the best of her.

- I can look out for Dorie. - No, you have Emily's heart surgery.

I don't know what you're angry about, but I don't care. Keep it to yourself.

On top of every other patient under our care, we have quints to worry about.

These are preemies. They should have spent another eight weeks in the womb.

 Jill : Constance Ferguson, 40, inmate at Henderson, swallowed a razor blade.

 Cristina : - Attempted suicide? - Attempted field trip. Worked too.

 Cristina to Dr. Bailey : - Field trip? - Says on her chart she was in solitary.

 Howard : Just a little embarrassed I had to be carried down the stairs

 Raj shouting from upstairs window : How come your horse has a basket on it?

 Taub : Your head MRI was clean, means you don't have CNS lymphoma.

 Emmy : What am I supposed to be hoping for? That you find a brain tumor?

 Emmy : How about you take some of your own advice and tell me the truth?

Hello, Jean-Luc, welcome to our English as a Second Language class.

 Emerson : That accent is fascinating. Where are you joining us from?

 Emerson : Marvelous! we're having our international food celebration tonight.

 Emerson : Cannot wait to sample some ofyour authentic French cuisine.

 Emerson : Well, class, it's time for us to break out into our small-talk discussions.

 Castle : That is it. Please don't be shy. Tell me more about yourself.

 Aida : because it is my dream to become a successful painter someday.

 Castle : If you were just scamming these kids, why would you write them back?

 Castle : Yeah. I'm not sure. I mean, if you were just a greedy monster,

 Montgomery : Sucker or no sucker, clearly there's more to this guy than meets the eye.

 Ryan : In case you haven't noticed, Beckett isn't exactly what you'd call a "sharer."

 Phoebe : ...who couldn't be here tonight, because... It's not...

Anyway. So Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike...

 Phoebe : ...only he didn't have a friend Mike, so he just brought my Mike.

 Phoebe : I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here.

 Bernadette : You'll feel better by doing something nice for someone.

 Bernadette : Every other week, I serve at a soup kitchen downtown.

 Penny : If I stand over a steaming pot, my hair just goes : "Boing!"

I don't have my own house, I'm gonna build one for someone else?

Oh, my God, that's perfect, because I have so many clothes I don't wear.

 Beckett : but something bigger is going on here, and Kevin McCann is involved.

McCann's supposed to be on shift right now, but he didn't show up.

 Beckett : we'd like to request to be reinstated on the task force.

 Agent Mark Fallon : When I first met you two, I thought you were together.

 Agent Mark Fallon : Get cleaned up. We've got a long day ahead of us.

 Alexis : I knew you wouldn't turn your phone off without leaving me a message.

 Castle : I want you to go to the Hamptons. I want you to stay there for the weekend.

 Sheldon : I'm all but certain there's a Nobel Prize in my future.

 Sheldon : Actually, I shouldn't say that. I'm entirely certain.

 Sheldon : No, Mother, I could not feel your church group praying for my safety.

 House's Answering Machine : You've reached a number that has been disconnected

 House's Answering Machine : If you feel you've reached this recording in error, go with it.

I know it's your day off, and no doubt got lots of exciting plans,

 Esposito : cash from his wallet, and probably waltzed right out of here.

 Beckett : because the killer used a backpack or cloth to muffle the shot.

 Beckett : Well, how much do you know about your brother's life?

 Brent : In fact, Paul had been staying at my place for the past month.

 House : All he cares is that your son looks good in his coffin.

 House : You're putting your trust in someone who does think the surgery's important.

 House : You're willing to take chances to risk his life for something he doesn't need?

 Ryan : Maybe some angry couple killed him for their wedding venue. Hmm?

 Julia : It's his handwriting, but I've never seen this file before.

 Julia : Not from his notes. Just that it was a male, 55 years old.

 Esposito : According to the hospital, the procedure lasted nine hours.

 Esposito : Neither the assisting nor the anesthesiologist were with the hospital.

 Esposito : Both were brought in by Dr. Leeds, neither of his regulars.

A nine-hour mystery operation he didn't want his own people to know about?

 Ryan : Get this. The hospital can't find the file. It's like it never happened.

 Chandler : If it makes you feel any better, I've had a really lousy day.

 Chase : I wasn't as blunt as I should have been about your odds.

The stress of the travel, the operation and even then the cancer...

 Beckett : Well, in spite of Leek's following, let's try to get him in.

That's the message. You getting it? That's what the images mean.

 Castle : Anyone here besides me a consumer of vapid online magazines?

 Castle : who post pictures of their extravagant lifestyles on Snappamatic.

 Ross : I sent the flowers before the actual date, so technically...

 Ross : - Why am I not surprised? - Not gonna let you get away with this.

 Sheldon : I understand you may have a bad impression of me, so I bought you a gift.

 Sheldon : The tragic history of slavery in America. Fun for the whole family.

 Greg House : The trauma must have stimulated a pre-existing heart condition.

 Lawrence Kutner : We can narrow it down by looking for arterial blockages.

 Greg House : On the other hand, she's not gonna die while you're whining about it.

 Lawrence Kutner : If you really did see a symptom in Amber before the crash,

 Esposito : We did a search for explosions there back in the day.

 Esposito : This article is dated one month before Jade landed in that orphanage.

 Castle : - Who are those people? - ESPOSITO : That's the Ozu family.

The dad was a building contractor who had a run-in with the local Yakuza.

 Esposito : The Green Dragon was a secret ninja enforcer of the Yakuza.

Um, I thought you said the whole family was murdered by the Green Dragon.

 Esposito : The younger daughter, her birthday is the same as Jade's.

 Castle : If she was in that explosion, that would explain the shrapnel wounds.

 Beckett : Someone must have found her and wanted to keep her safe.

 Beckett : when she was put into the orphanage, to hide her from the Yakuza.

 Castle : Jade was hunting down the man that killed her family, the Green Dragon.

 House : Well, he didn't take myrrh, the Tylenol of ancient Rome.

 House : And his nails went through his wrists, not through his palms.

 House : What you go through is closer to a bad manicure than a crucifixion.

 Ramon : If he asks me to die for my daughter, I'll do it gladly.

You're just worried that we'll find a cure that will cost you your faith,

 Masters : Does that mean that you're comfortable with your choice

 Ramon : You can prescribe a lot of things but hope isn't one of them.

 House : Sticking by your convictions and damning the consequences.

 House : Just when they're applied indiscriminately to all circumstances.

 Masters : And tell her he's dying because God doesn't want him to take his medicine.

 Bailey : People. Triage is one of the most important tools a doctor has.

 Bailey : In a real emergent scenario, you'll have only minutes...

 Callie : And it's something you'll be tested on in your surgicals.

All right. We're working, George. I'm your boss right now. All right?

 Bailey : O'Malley, take that back to the clinic where it belongs.

 Sydney : Chief, I like your new hair. It really brings out your eyes.

- I need to send a team immediately. - This part of the exercise?

 Richard : This is an emergent situation. I need all hands on deck.

- Meredith. I have a thing. News. - You're not pregnant again, are you?

And every day at 4 : 00, you'd come to my house on Channel 68...

 Sheldon : If it hadn't been for you, well, who knows what would have become of me, you know?

 Sheldon : Instead of a world-class physicist, I could've wound up as a hobo...

 Leonard : I bet there are important discoveries being made every day...

 Leonard : ...because you inspired millions of kids to pursue science.

 Sheldon : It's true. A generation of young scientists are standing on your shoulders.

 Ryan : No sign of forced entry, either. Maybe he knew his killer.

But that's all I'm gonna find. Someone washed his hands with bleach.

 Ryan : Disposing of DNA and trace evidence? Shooter sounds like a pro.

 Gates : The bottle in Cory Harrison's apartment contains the toxin that killed Felder.

 Castle : So someone was using him to spike Vaughn's food, and then got rid of him.

 Beckett : Which means somewhere in Harrison's life, his family, financials, or work,

 Castle : Maybe someone at the restaurant knew what he was up to.

 Gates : And from now until the time we catch whoever's behind all this,

 Gates : He's insisting. Apparently you made quite an impression.

 Gates : And I am not going to lose one of the world's most influential men

 Rachel : See what you did? I'm gonna be doing it by myself now.

If I said it might be vitas gerular, would you have said Vitas Gerulaitis?

 Kutner : Even if we're right, he's going to need a kidney transplant.

 Kutner : and Daddy has a conflict, so we're gonna need Cuddy's sign-off.

 House : Slapping, greasing, probably some other applications, too.

 Wilson : He was actually sick? He wasn't knocked out by the punch,

 House : More specifically, to an abnormal growth of nerves caused by a glomus tumor.

 House : Kind of like a built-in taser sent a massive shock to his entire body,

 Wilson : Wow. Fascinating. Completely explains exactly how he lost.

Oh, you are not gonna be like that, because you've got a lot more posters here.

 Wilson : You might have saved that guy. Given him his life back.

 Howard : Come on, she came back. This is good news. You should celebrate.

 Raj : Why would I want her number? I want nothing to do with this woman.

Boy, I wanna tell you it's her loss, but you are not making it easy.

 Raj : You're a good friend for trying to help, but I've made my choice.

 Sheldon : After everything you didn't do for me tonight, I want you to have it.

 Amy : This is the most beautiful gift you could've ever given me.

 Beckett : Well, not nearly as much as you. It's killing you, isn't it?

 Beckett : Having to wait this long to tell me how you banged down the door.

 Beckett : The doors were locked like I left them, the windows were shut.

 Beckett : But I don't know, because I thought the case was done.

 Shaw : My rules. You do what I say, when I say, and how I say it.

 Shaw : And there will be a security detail on you at all times.

 Ross : ...and evidently he wants someone named Fran to ''spank him harder.''

lf he realizes that l'm the one who put him to sleep, l won't get the job.

Yeah, l was auditioning for a play, and the producer fell asleep. l--

l mean, hey, Shakespeare, how about a chase scene once in a while?

 Monica : -Hey, guys, dinner's ready. -l'm gonna go wash up first.

What do you think? l want his genes for my kid. Those eyes, those cheekbones.

 Penny : Well, uh, they shifted my schedule around at the restaurant, so my hours are different...

 Sheldon : I'm sorry, that's not going to interest me at all. Just eat.

 Leonard : ...if you're not busy, we were thinking maybe you could...

 Leonard : - We were wondering... - If you're really a prostitute.

 Bernadette : You know, you can leave one side up and play against it.

 Castle : Cunning psychopaths so narcissistic they believe they can't be caught.

There was no Rachel Greene on the list. But there was a Rachel Greep.

 Sheldon : I believe offering chocolate to someone falls within the definition of "nice."

 Sheldon : There are more things in heaven and Earth, Horatio...

 Penny : Oh, man, did the KISS Army repeal "Don't ask, don't tell"?

 Zhang : Could he have ordered Henry's execution while detained?

 Beckett : And he didn't manage to get through until Henry was already dead.

 Esposito : and we came across something that might be connected to our case.

 Ryan : Over the past six months, Wadlow's been buying up real estate

 Esposito : also happens to own a little restaurant called The Jade Temple.

 Esposito : That's right. It's one of dozens of businesses she owns,

 Ryan : that Mimi Tan's rumored to be linked to human trafficking.

 Zhang : So the fact that Henry was eating at her restaurant every day

 Castle : to plant those drugs on Wadlow to eliminate the competition.

 Joey : You can cancel plans with friends if there's a possibility for sex.

Boyfriends and girlfriends will come and go, but this is for life.

 House : But now that I accept that, I feel much less conflicted.

 House : I've ruled out Wegener's, Berger's, heavy-metal poisoning...

 House : You said, "Blah, blah, blah, deaf ears, blah, blah, blah."

 Lattimer : Kept telling me I should shoot Amber in natural light.

 Lattimer : At home with my wife, trying to rock my colicky son to sleep.

Amber's dad said that she used to have a boyfriend, Jeremy Keiper.

 Beckett : The dad thinks that the boyfriend is still in Illinois.

 Castle : Well, that's the beauty of blackmail. You can do it from anywhere.

 Beckett : Why don't we find out if Keiper paid her a visit lately?

 House : unapproved cocktail of drugs he's been downing like... Like a cocktail.

 Taub : You think it's a coincidence that three new symptoms cropped up

 House : If it's one, we have to find a better way to detox him.

 House : If it's two, we have to know which symptoms are withdrawal related

 Kutner : If it is the drugs, they're dangerous, and they've already caused...

 Lucas : I needed you out of here so I could go through your desk.

 Ted : You see, we are all born with certain incontrovertible rights,

It's a terrific thing that you're having these babies for Frank and Alice.

 Sheldon : And, if so, where will we all live? Have you thought about that?

 Penny : Look, I know you think I'm being reckless, and you might be right,

 Sheldon : No kidding. Despite what it says on her resume, she is no longer 22.

 Penny : You keep saying you're on my side, but you don't act like it.

 Leonard : -I would be terrified. -Well, it's scary for me, too.

 Leonard : My point is, just because I couldn't do it doesn't mean you shouldn't.

"Sammy Hagar replaced David Lee Roth as the lead singer in what group?"

 Sheldon after they look at each other in confusion : The Brady Bunch?

 Penny : ...for being named People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive?"

 Sheldon after they pass a smug look between each other : Romulan.

l had a meeting with the dean, my syllabus for summer school's due...

 Ross : You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time and I swear..

I don't know anybody in this city and I need somebody to talk to.

 Jill : You could finish telling me about the different kinds of sand.

 Gates : If we're lucky, it may tell us why someone wanted Hank Spooner dead.

GATES : How did you know we were looking for you, Agent Martinez?

 Martinez : He's a person of interest, so I got notified when you ran his prints.

 Gates : So I'll ask you again. What's your interest in Spooner?

 Martinez : But he always makes a pick-up in Del Rio. It's a little border town.

The cartels are really active in these towns and extremely brutal.

 Ryan : And if you knew Spooner was involved, why didn't you arrest him?

 Martinez : He wanted out and he was afraid of what they would do to him

 Martinez : So he agreed to tell us everything if I guaranteed him safety.

 Leslie : ...and he put his name down on every slot for the next six months.

 Sheldon : If it is a crime to ensure the university's resources...

 Sheldon : ...are not being squandered chasing subatomic wild geese...

 Leslie : Don't turn it off. You might miss your call from Nobel...

 Leslie : ...letting you know you've been nominated as dumb-ass laureate of the year.

I have a series of important multi-loop calculations and simulations to run.

Izzie told me what she was gonna do, but I didn't want to get involved.

 CALLIE : The other night when I told you I was done trying to compete,

 Gates : And if he was involved in anything dirty while acting as a witness,

Taking down a shark like Berman would send a signal to every fraudulent actor

 Gates : Oh, is that what you tell yourself so you can sleep at night?

 Gates : And I will never, never apologize for doing my job to the letter of the law.

 Weston : I will not have you screw up another one of my investigations.

I started on what I'm gonna say for the ceremony. Want to hear it?

 Joey : ...to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share.

 Joey : And the love that they give and have is shared and received.

 House : If it was Whipple's, there'd be some kind of neurological involvement

 Adams : Benjamin's been taking allergy medication the last few weeks.

I just can't stand to think of all those patients going untreated

 Masters : Which you don't care about because you just want to check the pituitary

 Masters : because you still think there's something wrong with the guy's brain?

 House : You'll waste half a day, but I'm sure he's in no hurry to get better.

 Chase : The autonomic nervous system controls involuntary actions,

 Chase he Goes To The Door, And Clears His Throat. : The patient would like to see you.

 Taub he Straightens His Tie And Enters With A Benevolent Smile : How can I help?

It's okay. It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without a little emotional scarring.

You know what's worst for me is you remind me of a younger version of my mom.

...you'll have a chance to go to the Winner's Oircle, but now...

...Henrietta, you're going to the Winner's Oircle to try your luck for $ 1 0,000...

 Joey : Oh, so we didn't win. But it's fun to play the game, right?

 Gene : I got a kid starting college. I have to get surgery on my knee.

 House : But one combination I do not see happening is gay, black and dead.

 Senator : It must be miserable, always assuming the worst in people.

 House : I take chances all the time. It's one of my worst qualities. - On people?

 House : Wanting to believe the best about people doesn't make it true.

 House : Well, that's very moving. It's a shame I don't vote. Hmm.

 Senator : I'm not hiply cynical, and I don't make easy, snide remarks.

 Senator : I would rather think that people are good and be disappointed once and again.

 Beckett : Maybe she's so confident that we can't tie her to these murders

 Beckett : that she's letting the trail lead straight back to her.

TORY : This is from a traffic cam a block from Kelly Nieman's apartment.

 Castle : So, whoever he is, he could be connected to our Florida murders.

 Howard : You know, we could see each other if you turn on the computer.

 Mrs Wolowitz off : Oh, so now you're an astronaut and a doctor?

 Mrs Wolowitz off : Your wife says you have something important to tell me.

 Mrs Wolowitz off : I guess I'm just the kind of person people like to leave.

 Meredith : One test. A CT. I'll have you out of here in an hour.

 Bernadette : I just think, in relationships, you get back what you put in.

 Amy : ...and he responded by explaining how wheat came to be cultivated.

 Bernadette : You could start by taking an interest in his work.

 Amy : He takes hypotheses and designs protocols to determine their accuracy.

I'm going to have to have the both of you removed from this task force,

 Montgomery : Now Castle can be a pain in the ass, but he thinks outside the box.

I couldn't get through to his cell. He's probably already on the plane.

 Yonatan Arnoff : Someone who doesn't think my wife is sick just because she's religious.

 Greg House : If you prefer, I can give your wife my second-best diagnosis.

 Yonatan Arnoff : My wife's body is sick. Her mind and soul are fine.

 Greg House : You live according to God's 600 commandments, right?

 Greg House : because the ones you do understand make sense and you believe

 Greg House : that the guy who created them knows what he's doing.

 Greg House : So, you will trust my diagnosis, and you'll let me treat her,

 Lisa Cuddy : I'm starting her on indomethacin for the cryoglobulinemia.

For example, I'm going to keep repeating, "People don't change. "

 Lisa Cuddy : So, alcoholics that successfully go through treatment don't exist.

 Lisa Cuddy : If you're dissatisfied with your life, changing it is a symptom of mental health.

 Thirteen : O2 sats are 85. She's hypoxic. We might need to intubate.

 Foreman : I could use someone else with the stones to stand up to House.

But you've got to know that's gonna blow up your relationship with Chase.

 Cameron : You wanna get the needle in his spine or you wanna talk?

 Chase : You and House been talking about filling Kutner's slot?

 Cuddy : Yeah, we went straight from the funeral to Human Resources.

 Cuddy : But I guess the referring doctor might have asked her to keep an eye on him.

 Chandler : How were you locked in? And where the hell's all of our stuff?

 Chandler : Remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.

 George : I comforted a family, and I got to hang out in the OR today.

She's gonna die if I don't make a diagnosis, which is where you come in.

 Derek : I need you to play detective. I need you to find out why Katie's having seizures.

- They should have worked by now. - She's old. She's freaking ancient.

I'm going to the Arctic Circle with Leonard, Wolowitz and Koothrappali.

 Howard : I can't believe we spent three months in that frozen hell.

 Raj : It was like a snowy nightmare from which there was no awakening.

 Sheldon : No. I told you I'd call you when I got home. I'm not home yet.

 Slaughter : to get the Mayor to ask the DA to reduce your sentence

So you're gonna beat up Mr. Castle if he doesn't do what you ask?

 Slaughter : I mean, how does a hot lady like that fall in love with a guy like you?

 Slaughter : Especially when there's a real man like me running around.

 Slaughter : because I wasn't man enough to put her needs ahead of mine.

 Slaughter : Only you could take two guys talking about a chick and make it weird.

 Ross : They would not let us get married when we were that drunk.

Now, this one's free, right? Because you paid for the first two.

 Beckett : I mean, two months ago, that's when he moved out, isn't it?

Okay, all right, I'm not exactly sure why we're talking about this.

 Castle : Is that why you went to the college where he taught classes?

 Beckett : Warburg's drone hack was copied onto a four-gig USB drive.

It so happens you bought the same kind of drive the day that copy was made.

 Beckett : because you wanted to know exactly where he would be.

 Shawn : We never had any money, and we were being watched all the time.

All so he could "expose wrongdoing" and "hold the authorities accountable."

 Shawn : And then, after all of it, after everything that he put us through,

 Howard to Raj, who has whispered to him : Yeah, the whole thing seems a little twisted to me too.

 Leonard : Smother Sheldon in his sleep? Wouldn't that be wrong?

 Leonard : Here's an idea. I'm just throwing it out there. Friends who have sex.

We would've seen eggs on a faecal smear or systemic eosinophilia.

 Masters : But with his recent skull fractures, it could be increased ICP.

 Master : would be less dangerous than sticking it in his spine?

 Ramona : Dr. Cooper, I have to tell you, your friends are holding you back.

 Ramona : A man with your intellectual gifts doesn't waste an evening...

 Sheldon : Does a man with my intellectual gifts play paintball on weekends?

 Amy : I never watched him, either, but he seems to be the reason

 Raj : Sheldon is a very smart man, and he obviously wants to keep this a secret.

 Raj : He's always been very cagey about what he puts in his egg salad to make it so tasty.

 Esposito : He watched the video, he freaked out and left the house.

 Ryan : that he bought groceries at a store outside Kingston yesterday.

 Beckett : Castle and I will head off to Kingston and see if we can get Heller.

 Castle : We're going to a cabin in the woods in the middle of nowhere?

 Beckett : It's not a slasher flick. It's a murder investigation.

 Beckett : And I'm going up to that cabin. So, you coming or what?

 Castle : This is a veritable war chest for fighting evil spirits.

 Castle : There's not just one tiny part of you that wonders if I might be right?

 Beckett : I think we're in a bad area. I'm having a hard time hearing you.

 Gunther : Plus, you get to stare at Rachel as much as you want.

 Monica : She tried to back out of it, but it was obvious. She picked Rachel.

Come next door. I got some minister headdresses I want you to see.

I don't know. I don't remember a lot of things that never happened.

 Rachel : Remember, we were on the sleeping porch? We couldn't stop giggling.

 Melissa : Maybe I passed out and you did stuff to me while I was sleeping.

 Man : He was so happy after he passed it, he gave me a Terminator.

 House : Keep him on immunosuppressants and biopsy somewhere else.

 House : Because you still trust my judgment more than your own.

 Leonard : She completely understood everything I said. Case closed.

 House : I haven't slept through the night since Kutner killed himself.

I know. And then you ripped it out rather than live with it for a few days even.

 Ellie : I don't know if I'm making the right one, but it's mine to make.

 House : You can call the police, you can turn me in for lying at the accident.

 Ms. Fields : I'm sure Mr. Dryden has already taken care of that.

 Ms. Fields : And how exactly does admitting her daughter prove how unselfish you are?

 Ms. Fields : Seems like you're still doing it to help yourself,

 Ms. Fields : But I also know what it's like to have responsibilities.

 Amy : from hearing you obsess about what to do after string theory.

And we kind of just wanted one night where we didn't have to hear

 Penny : You're gonna tell me all about your science stuff and I'm gonna complain

 Rachel : I see how happy he is and how good you guys are together.

 Beverley : Both selective mutism and an inability to separate from one's mother...

 Beverley : It might explain why the two of you have created an ersatz homosexual marriage...

 Leonard : You brought your husband to work, you know the rules.

Leonard, it's 1 : 00. Weren't you going to show me your laboratory at 1 : 00?

 Leonard : No hurry, Mother. Tell them more about their secret love for each other.

But it's 1 : 00. You were going to show me your laboratory at 1 : 00.

 Sheldon : neuron-induced hallucination commonly mistaken as heaven.

 Leonard : I still don't understand why you bought that pill caddie.

 Sheldon : You know what they don't sell at The Container Store?

 Ross : I checked in the lost and found. I talked to the manager. No one's turned them in.

Great. Those cameras were the only thing that was gonna cheer Monica up today.

 Chandler : All my energy is going into not asking that question.

 Barney : I finally know what it's like to be embarrassed by my dad.

 Adams : House left a bottle of Vicodin to see if she'd steal it.

 Callie : Even if you are right about it, why take your word over mine'?

 House : That was to show Adams that mommy dearest hadn't changed.

 Karen : and she and her husband split up, like, four months after the funeral.

Uh, what happens to patients after they leave the hospital, I don't know,

Glen Carter, our new owner, cares more about money than fashion.

 Matilda : I don't know what you've heard, but I'm Matilda King.

 Matilda : I'd like to think that they're just rumors, but I can't afford to take that chance.

 Matilda : So my lawyers added some fine print to their employment agreements.

 Foreman : I'm trying to show you there are other people who care about you.

 House : Wow, cool, I just completely forgot that my best friend is dying.

 Gates : And you. Detective Beckett, you know what a high-profile case this is.

we figured that this would be an opportunity to let Harold Leone

 Beckett : open up about his knowledge on Vincent Bianchi's murder.

 Beckett : APB just snagged our suspect from the morgue shooting.

 Gates : I want the both of you out of my sight. Especially you.

 Dr Koothrapalli : It doesn't mean you won't love your own baby.

 Dr Koothrapalli : Oh, being excited isn't a guarantee of anything.

 Dr Koothrapalli : Rajesh's mother was thrilled when she was pregnant with him.

 Dr Koothrapalli : After he was born, she doted on his every move.

 Dr Koothrapalli : He broke her heart, moved halfway around the world,

 Esposito : Sounds like catch and release, but without the cooler full of beer.

to see ifthere's a connection back to our vic, but so far nothing.

Vasily Zhirov. He's part of the Russian Diplomatic Security Service.

 Castle : Except for the Macallan 25 and ear plugs. Those are for you.

 Ryan : I hear those guys are like automatons. Strictly business.

 Castle : Well, if Boris is coming, could Natasha be far behind?

Such a famous crime-solving duo. It will be a privilege to watch you work.

 Zoey : Marshall made his own choice. Why aren't you mad at him?

 Ted : Okay. You know what? We're settling this once and for all.

 Foreman : She's making that diagnosis based off a low-normal EKG.

 House : And that thing does not have money riding on you being wrong,

 House : We'll do it your way. Go shout at the patient till he gets better.

 Janet she Gets Up Nervously And Whispers : That's not my name. It's why I'm here.

 House smiling : It's nothing unusual. Head of the hospital's about to lose hers, too.

 Beckett : health insurance, even his ATM card. They're all fakes.

 Ryan : who were camped a couple hundred yards from the overpass last night.

 Castle : To kill a man who went out of the way to hide who he was?

 Esposito : This is starting to sound more and more like a professional hit.

Yeah, we're nowhere till we figure out who this guy actually is.

 Beckett : So why don't you guys go canvass the area near the entrance to the park,

 Beckett : And fax his photo to the local hotels, see if anyone recognizes his face.

 Castle : You know, I was... I was kidding about the assassin stuff.

 Lanie : Well, I found nothing that sheds light on the identity of your victim,

 Lanie : but I did find something that may help with your killer.

 Lanie : shattered Mr. Caldwell's rib and left this little souvenir.

 Lily : I know you think that's a compliment, but I'd rather you took your time.

 Marvin : you must do three things right before you lay with your maiden.

 Announcer : Gentlemen, on the main stage, throwing her life away,

 Priya : Rajesh, you know Leonard and I spent the night together.

 Sheldon : The Hindu Code of Manu is very clear in these matters.

 Sheldon : to the closest male member of her family, in this case, Raj.

 College Marshall : Awesome. Let me just put a sock on the doorknob.

 College Marshall : Am I not as good at making the sweet, sweet love to you?

 Cameron : Wilson sees you 10 times more than I do, he's a better liar,

 House : Meet Mrs. Environmental Nutbag, or did you keep your maiden name?

 Foreman : Crunching sounds were caused by an air leak between his lungs.

The leak in his mediastinum could've been caused by prolonged hiccups.

 Cameron : We just didn't notice until the other symptoms made it worse.

 Thirteen : If a solvent got absorbed through his lungs, caused an autoimmune firestorm...

 House : Start him on IV methylprednisolone for systemic sclerosis.

 Kalvin : getting HIV might have been the best thing that ever happened to me.

 Kalvin : I used to be a good boy. Never wanted to piss anybody off.

 House : Also when he's at group therapy or out for dinner with friends.

 Wilson : And when she happens to mention to Mark that you dropped by...

 Wilson : But Stacy doesn't have any reason to hide this from Mark.

 Marshall : Come on, Lily. Nobody stays friends with their high school friends.

 Ted : - I'm still friends with Punchy. - Dude, he lives in Cleveland.

 Marshall : I know, on paper he sounds great, but you guys aren't really friends.

 Lily : I don't get it. How can you and Glitter just stop being friends?

We did. And I haven't talked to her in, like, five years, so just drop it.

 Leonard : For the record, Howard, I'm sorry that I broke our pact.

 Howard : you don't have to wash our clothes on the Fourth of July.

 Raj : I got you a talking Thomas the Tank Engine for Thanksgiving.

 Castle : He's 14. It's hard to believe he's capable of something like this.

 Beckett : Well, we're making our best effort to get a hold of your uncle.

 Beckett : In the meantime, NYPD policy allows me to talk to you.

 Beckett : Why do you think Holly hired a 14-year-old kid with a record

 Beckett : Every time you've worked for Holly, high-end jewelry has gone missing.

 Beckett : Did Holly know about the stealing or did she find out that night?

 Beckett : We have witnesses that saw you leave the party right after she did.

 Cristina : She has no headaches, no neck pain, her CT is clean.

 Cristina : There's no medical proof of an aneurysm, but what if she has an aneurysm anyway?

 Derek : - There are no indicators. - She twisted her ankle practicing.

- I appreciate you trying to help... - When she twisted her ankle, she fell.

 Cristina : It was a fall so minor, her doctor didn't think to mention it

You know what the chance is that a fall could burst an aneurysm?

You missed out on this, but I'm sure they could use a hand in ER.

 Bonnie speaks very softly : - Can I ask you a question? - Mm-hm.

You know what you should've done? Told yourself that little story.

 Rachel : A giant, stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment.

l didn't think l should be here either. But somebody said he'd be over it.

 Cuddy : I was thinking about when you made me run for yearbook editor.

 Cuddy : I didn't want to, I didn't have a social life my whole senior year.

 Barney : That you are way more awesome than simon ever will be.

 Wilson : I've gotta do what's right for me. You gotta do what's right for you.

 Foreman : we have a pacing wire in her, but the bradycardia's not getting any better.

 Kutner : Anxiety, stroke, Tourette's, could all cause eye-blinking.

 Thirteen : MS. If a lesion took out the sympathetic innervation of her heart,

 Taub : But not the vitamin deficiency or the ectopic pregnancy.

And we sabotaged the lab so that they couldn't rebuild the tech,

Actually, um, Will, he based his equations off of the cuttlefish.

 Video Narrator : The cuttlefish is known as nature's king of camouflage.

 Beckett : For weeks, there were phone calls going back and forth

 Beckett : three days before his death, right when he got that suit to function,

 Marshall : I've been able to hold it together so far this summer.

 Castle : Though I guess you had this audition lined up already, didn't you?

 Beckett : She said that she had a meeting on the books with James

 Beckett : and that there were rumors that he wanted to leave the band.

 Castle : he wanted to take all the glory for himself? I know I'd be mad.

 Lily : Do you know what plays a huge role in helping a woman conceive?

 Robin : God, I can't wait to see this movie. I hear it's really scary.

 Lily : I thought violent images wouldn't be good for my future fetus,

 Robin : They don't know what it is. It just showed up on my mom's X-ray.

 Robin : - Why are you wearing that? - Why does Barney do anything ever?

 Barney : between the times men wear boutonnieres and the times they get laid.

Only paper I've seen people killed for had dead presidents on it.

 Royce : can I take him over to Central Booking, collect my bounty?

 Beckett : Yeah, sure, if he alibis out. But I wouldn't hold my breath on that.

 Beckett : So, what were you doing climbing down the side of a building?

 Beckett : And you were seen arguing with Carver three hours before he was killed.

 Woman : It's up to the captain now and they're calling us back.

 Ted : I just had to go to court this morning and get sentenced.

 Ted : I sort of feel my not showing up might put me at a disadvantage.

 House : And you actually believe what you see on TV? Go run the labs.

 Kutner : She goes jogging every morning, inhales car fumes during rush hour.

 Cuddy : Perfect, except that she was jogging half a mile from the nearest road.

 Cuddy : Cold air hits the lungs, sets off an attack, exercise-induced asthma.

 House : Nice try, except EIA doesn't account for the elevated BP.

 Taub : is to recreate the conditions in which the attack occurred.

 Taub : But we can't exactly make her run out in the cold on a broken ankle.

You didn't come and visit me when l was in the hospital having the baby!

You didn't come see me in the hospital when l was getting my lips done!

 Rachel : You know what? You wanna know why l am not giving Emily to you?

l'm not giving you Emma because you can't handle the responsibility of a child.

 Rachel : You wanna know why you don't want me to have the baby?

 Marshall : It's not like I had time to have a lap dance or anything.

 Ted : Oh, god, the things people waste money on in atlantic city.

 Woman : We offer a variety of packages to give you the special day

 Phoebe : She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her.

He said he didn't love her, but he really did. And it just blew up.

 Chandler : I only played those games because I couldn't get girls. Now I can get..

 Phoebe : And the woman who did this would never hurt a dog on purpose.

 Sheldon : Need I remind you not a lot of scientific discoveries were made

 House : I'm starting to doubt whether you understand what I mean by the word.

 Lanie : Well, someone might have been tortured here, but it wasn't Dmitri.

 Esposito : So if Dmitri wasn't tortured, maybe he was the one doing the torturing.

 Lanie : And most likely by the same shooter. Same two taps to the chest.

 Esposito : I don't know, but it's starting to look like a Russian thing.

 Esposito : Anton, Dmitri, the guy who called the mailbox store...

 Beckett : Let's see if there's a conflict in the Russian community.

 Beckett : maybe he got DNA or trace evidence on him that could lead to our killer.

 Kevin Ryan : One of the losing contestants just filed this appeal of Francisco's decision,

 Hernand : Yeah, I was right here at my grooming station, filing my appeal...

 Beckett : That's a serious allegation. Do you have any proof to back it up?

 Oni : Former child soldier. They call him the Butcher of Benin.

 Castle : And he gets papers for illegals, passports, visas, whatever they need.

 Esposito : Oni also provided Baylor with documents for his traffickers.

 Ryan : The article on Sarah Jessica Parker? Appears there was a run on the purses.

 Esposito : He sold bags out front. He didn't know about Oni's scam.

 Esposito : When he ran out of bags, he sold the ones from the back.

- ... so she could get the cake. - It was nice of her to pull my hair...

Well, while we're waiting, you could tape your message to Emma...

 Monica : ...because we haven't spoken to your parents in 17 years.

 Chandler : But then we missed a weekend away together, and things kind of unraveled...

 Sheldon : All right, that's eight hours of practice down the drain.

 Bernadette : I don't know why he was upset. They were bigger on him than me.

 Bernadette : I can't do that. What kind of wife would I be if I didn't respect my husband's privacy?

 Foreman : We can't. He has a titanium plate and a bunch of metal screws.

 Taub : removing half an eggshell without cracking the rest of the shell.

 House : And not removing the plate will be like leaving the egg out to rot.

 Foreman : We can't cut off the top of his head based on a few symptoms

 House : I didn't say it was a seizure, I said it was something like a seizure.

 Masters : We think you're having mini black-outs, but your brain compensates.

 Ryan : Caught them leaving this bar on their way to the office.

 Beckett : Look, we'll keep you in the loop, but a police precinct

 Ross : Is this one of those things where you break up with a guy...

 Phoebe : You could tie her up. You could eat stuff off each other.

Or you could be two stockbrokers, and you're rolling naked on the trading floor...

-So how is it going with Joey? -Just great. He beeps me now with codes.

 Wilson : You're not here to find your stethoscope. You're not here to clear your reputation.

 Wilson : You're here because you're having doubts. You might have screwed up.

 House : I'm here because, if I'm right, Cuddy is killing that patient.

You're gonna have to go through every record of every patient...

 Wilson : And you're gonna have to hope that those records can be trusted.

 Chase : These pills will help your kidneys function a little better, Sister.

 Castle : Well, don't ask me how, but she profiled that he drove a Yugo.

 Beckett : I've never seen you so excited to meet anyone before.

 Shaw : based on DNA prints, trace evidence found from both crime scenes,

 Shaw : The matrix also looks for a connection between the victims,

 Shaw : in case the killer has a type or a favorite hunting ground,

 Shaw : A machine can collate, it can't think. It takes a mind to hunt a mind.

Likes to kill in heavily-populated areas and uses bullets as messages.

Now, most of these stalker-types can barely tie their own shoes.

 Beckett : because the killer passed up the plasma TV and the Blu-ray player.

 Castle : "Murdero," is that Spanish for murder? "Murdere." The killer was French.

 Beckett : The thing I don't get about it is why would a thief take the time

 Ryan : So we're still canvassing, but I thought you'd want to hear this.

 Ryan : Neighbor said she was on her treadmill last night listening to music.

So now we know what time last night's festivities ended. 10 : 52.

 Leonard : Paradoxes are part of nature. I mean, think about light.

 Leonard : If you look at Huygens, light is a wave, as confirmed by the double-slit experiments.

 Leonard : ...and discovers that light behaves like particles too.

 Penny : And on top of everything else, I'm all gross from moving...

 Phoebe : You guys, I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me.

 Leonard : Come on. I take care of him all day long. You do it for once.

 banging on keys; discordant notes sounding Stop it! That's mine!

 Howard : I didn't have to meet him, I didn't have to talk to him,

 Stangel : You'd think I wouldn't have to say that, but you'd be surprised.

For a while she wanted, I don't know, a certain level of commitment.

You knew, right? When it was the right time with you and Cristina?

 MARK : The needle aspiration showed abnormal cells in your breast tissue.

 DONNA : So the hormones I've been taking are essentially giving me cancer?

 MARK : - and start the treatment. - Or the cancer will get worse?

 Lily : He shouldn't have to help his mom through this rough time all by himself.

See, it started off with me throwing Marshall's jersey on my body pillow.

 Lily : - You brought an overnight bag? - You said I was gonna spend the night.

We said you were gonna have sex. We didn't say, "Bring a carry-on."

 Jerry : Do you happen to remember what a magician's best friend is?

 Howard : All right, this is an exact duplicate of the Wolowitz Zero-Gravity...

 Howard : ...Human Waste Disposal System as deployed on the Space Station.

 Raj : Don't you mean the Wolowitz Zero-Gravity Human Waste Distribution System?

 Howard : Here's an approximation of the spare parts available on the space station.

 Howard : We gotta find a way, using nothing but this, to reinforce this.

You know, I have to say I thought the toilet humor would get less funny with repetition.

 Sheldon : Apparently, there is no law of diminishing comedic returns with space poop.

 Sheldon : Unlike my mole, which is holding steady at the size of a navy bean.

 Sheldon : in which I looked up the reaction rates of mendelevium and....

 Sheldon : There must be some resonance between the elements I didn't know about.

 Marcus Gates : There was some place he talked about. A place he liked to go.

 Marcus Gates : I'm sure, with all your connections, you can find someone who does.

 Marcus Gates : And I am stuck in here for life without the possibility of parole.

 Marcus Gates : A little ways up the Hudson, owned by a family friend.

 Marcus Gates : When he was a kid, he'd go there in the summers,

 Chase : Doesn't make sense. What would push her heart rate over 150? Dehydration?

 Foreman : We must be wrong about the meningitis. Maybe it's structural heart disease.

 House : Her heart rate dropped when you administered the adenosine.

 Foreman : If it is, with the delay in treatment, she's... she's got almost no chance.

 House : You should read my reports. I make up stuff all the time.

 House : At least that's what it would take to jack someone's heart up to 150.

 Policeman : Let's just say I tell you what happened. It stays between you and me. Right?

 Castle : Because you're a fighter. What have you always told me?

And look at you, almost 20 years later, and you're back on Broadway?

 Alexis : According to Twitter, he was murdered at Saint Mark's on Third.

 Castle : Not wonderful that he was murdered, wonderful where he was murdered.

 Alexis : how about we stick with the after-school special version?

 Alexis : Okay, so what's going to be your way into the case this time?

 Beckett : No usable prints from the crime scene, and no hits off ballistics.

 Esposito : Yo, The Butcherbird's Song is still a popular novel, right?

 Esposito : but our victim should still be getting huge royalty checks.

 Beckett : I'll call the publisher, have them confirm who he is.

 Castle : Meet my client. This is wendy Johnson, wife of Dave Johnson,

- So, Wil, what do you have for us first? - Well, this is an exciting one.

 Amy : They're not at half-mast. Nobody died. Let's try and keep it upbeat.

 Sheldon : In 1982 Wil played the voice of Martin the mouse in The Secret of NIMH.

 Amy : This is my first time directing. I just want it to be good.

 House : I'm not gonna act like there's a crisis before we know there is one.

 Wilson : There's no proof she's being stalked by ninja squirrels either,

Okay, wait. I only initialed it because I never thought it would happen.

 Leonard : I initialed another clause naming you my sidekick in case I get superpowers.

 Sheldon : Now to review, the following provisions are hereby activated.

In the refrigerator, as opposed to two separate shelves and one communal shelf...

 Sheldon : ...the three of us now get individual shelves and the door becomes communal.

 Sheldon : Next, apartment vacuuming shall be increased from two to three times a week...

 Sheldon : ...to accommodate the increased accumulation of dead skin cells.

 Sheldon : ...women have different needs, so we'll have to discuss that.

 Sheldon : Look, and have Stephanie initial here, here, here, here...

 Sheldon : ...nor does she intend to play a percussive or brass instrument.

 House : That new makeup you bought, do you mind if I borrow it?

 Elizabeth : He is dying from some kind of infection, and you all are playing word games?

 Thomas : I don't think his dad ever forgave me for protesting the war.

 Blythe : You were a child. I didn't share my entire schedule with you.

 Thomas : We knew if we told you, you'd tell him and he'd kill us both.

 Melissa : I know we agreed that whatever happened on break would stay on break

Or you can tell her that we haven't given her enough antibiotics for her infection.

 Steve : My bowel movements. Honey says they're not supposed to?

 Steve : We're vegans. At first, I was a little concerned about the lack of protein

 Castle : I mean, ice bullets I've heard of. But dissolving bullets?

 Beckett : This was Royce's flight. Okay, so they flew together.

 Beckett : and he tried to protect her by taking her to New York.

 Cuddy : Oh, well, in that case, go ahead. Why are we even talking?

 House : If we were doing anything invasive. But there's nothing invasive...

 House : You know, I'm not cutting into her head. I'm just looking for a clot.

 Cuddy : Make sure the mom understands that this is a million-to-one shot.

 Wilson : We cool her core body temperature to 21 degree Celsius.

 Wilson : Not quite. In hibernation, a bear's heartbeat is just very slow.

 Wilson : By cooling her, we limit the risk of damage when we remove her blood.

 Wilson : - Not all of it, two to three liters. - Half her blood?

 Thirteen : with the patient before you were. Is that a coincidence, too?

 Foreman : Maybe the cat didn't predict anything, it might have caused the deaths.

 Foreman : Yeah. It could be cat scratch fever, or visceral larva migrans.

 House : The worms hop from the cat to the cat lady's lungs. I could buy that.

 House : Why is some fancy CEO sending you a box of Cuban cigars?

 House : Extrapolating from the fact that he's been skipping his morning muffin,

 House : I'd say that he lost almost all his money in the market last year.

 House : I'm also extrapolating from the online portfolio you forgot to log off,

 Taub : to look inside a crazy woman's lungs for imaginary worms.

 Taub : I don't care about the money, I just feel bad for Rachel.

 Kutner : She married a guy in one situation, ended up with another.

 Chandler : All I said was that this wouldn't be his big break...

... because it involves being normal for a large portion of the day.

 Beckett : Mr. Campbell, how did you get along with your ex-wife?

 Simon Campbell : We had a home, we had two kids going into their teens

 Simon Campbell : and she fell madly in love with Damian Westlake and left me.

 Simon Campbell : I know he doesn't work. He comes from money, I guess.

 Simon Campbell : A typical spoiled child that grew into a spoiled man.

 Simon Campbell : Vicky's business is on the ground floor of our brownstone.

 Simon Campbell : I still live in the top two floors with the kids.

 Simon Campbell : I would see her every day, you know, singing a little tune,

 Simon Campbell : Monday she told me she thought she had made a mistake.

Like you think it's a coincidence that two days later she was dead.

 Martha : or because there's a possibility your old friend Damian

 Castle : I know what you're thinking 'cause I'm thinking it, too.

 Castle : are both murdered in home invasions but he had nothing to do with them?

 Sheldon : For an evening of passing a bottle of fortified wine around a trash can...

 Penny : Oh, hey, if we hurry we can make the Jennifer Aniston movie.

 Penny : Okay, but the Jennifer Aniston movie has Jennifer Aniston.

 MEREDITH : Dr. Montgomery is on her way and she will explain everything.

 MEREDITH : Laura... will need some recovery time, but she should be just fine.

 CHRISTINA : Place the needle in the ascending aorta to remove air,

 HAHN : The dating, the friends, the family. Ifyou ask me? It's all overrated.

 HAHN : There's too much bleeding around the aortic suture line.

 Alvie : It was my mother's. She died when I was four. It's all I have left.

 Alvie : Or worse, the Dominican or someplace, que se yo que. No.

 Taub : No hint of seizure-like activity. We should shut this down.

 House : She decided to make her life mean something, went to law school.

 Esposito : So, we just got back from Anita Rodriguez's apartment.

 Ryan : Yeah, he's an enforcer from up in the Corona neighborhood.

 Ryan : - Let me see your hands! - Let me see your hands up right now!

And when Eddie Ramirez came Iooking for her, you killed him, too.

Well, I'm just saying, you know, I don't have any real ties here,

 Leonard : so if I were to move to New Delhi, we could, you know--

 Priya : Leonard, didn't we have this conversation five years ago?

 Priya : just because we have fun when I come to town doesn't mean

 Priya : And besides, I could never bring a white boy home to my parents.

 Leonard : I know that's not the right kind of Indian, but it is something.

 Meredith : Just stand right there and don't move. And don't look.

 Burke : Get up to telemetry and check on my patients, pre-op and post-op.

 Joey : -Have you talked to Chandler? -He has to stay in Tulsa this weekend.

Damn it. l'm gonna have to start listening when he talks about his job.

lnteresting. So Chandler's not worth the price of a plane ticket to you.

You should bring your black see-through teddy with the attached garters.

 Ross : - I am not doing this over the phone. - You don't have any other choice!

 Phoebe : - Hey, by the way, did you just get on the plane? - Yeah.

 Phoebe : For what it's worth, we would have caught her if we were at the right airport.

 House : At the same time, I'm also checking for mushroom spores

 Cameron : - to see if that's the underlying... - I don't do mushrooms.

 Cameron : If you lie about your love life, maybe you lie about drugs. Open.

 Cameron : Aren't you at all concerned about what Max is going through right now?

 Cameron : then they're going to swab her stomach just like I'm doing.

 Cameron : Which is nothing at all like the risk she's taking on the table.

 Cameron : I'm not talking about the leaving. I'm talking about this.

 Cameron : If you care for her at all, you won't let her do this blind.

 House : Seen it, digested it, watched it blow up my entire department.

 Wilson : He was more analytical about the diagnostic procedures.

 Wilson : She concentrated more on the ethical dilemmas of informed consent.

 Wilson : How any patient can really be informed without a medical degree.

 Wilson : - Foreman should have told her. - Oh, shoulda, woulda, coulda.

 House : If I told you that I was sorry, would it change anything?

 Martha : Oh, Chet Palaburn! Can you believe it? And did you see that message?

 Castle : You do know that Chet's comments are based on a 20-year-old photo.

 Castle : There's always Dot and her kitty cat's medical mysteries.

 Esposito : Prison vic's wife came in with her son first thing this morning.

 Beckett : We're working on it. Ms. Thompson, do you know anything about a package

 Beckett : that your husband asked his Aunt Sally to send out for him yesterday?

 Valerie Thompson : Yeah. It was his insurance policy. He gave it to her when he went away.

 Valerie Thompson : It was proof he didn't kill the woman he went to jail for murdering.

 Beckett : Wait, if Great white is dead, then Hammerhead's most likely our killer.

 Esposito : The Department of Corrections authorized her furlough?

 Beckett : Excuse me, what's going on? What are you not telling me?

 Sheldon : Or good for us if you sign here and reinstate the full Roommate Agreement.

 Leonard : But mark my words, this frustrating bogus teenage make out session is not over.

 House : I watched him struggle for years to overcome the damage you did,

 Foreman : There wasn't any lead present in his blood work or liver biopsy.

 Taub : And his heart rate and BP are getting even more erratic.

 Chase : We had to shock it back into rhythm twice during the night.

 House : I was kind of getting into the whole "hot for teacher" thing.

 Beckett : Wait. If I'm not insecure, then why'd you say what you just said?

 Castle : It's Patterson syndrome. I knew it was a bad idea for you to go out with her.

 Beckett : No, no, Castle, I just wanted to see what made Zhang tick.

 Castle : That sounds like something Zhang would say. Are you quoting her?

 Castle : You're comparing yourself to a version of her that doesn't even exist.

 Beckett : Mr. Malloy, what was your daughter doing in the city?

 Frank : So she took his car and was on her way to stay with Emma,

 Cuddy : - Ergo, you should care less. - He won't let me test him.

 House : If he was a Christian Scientist refusing meds, we'd have 18 attorneys...

 Cuddy : He's asked me to be there to confirm the diagnosis and the prognosis.

 Cuddy : Of course I am. It couldn't possibly be that I think he's right,

 House : Oh, whores can like the sex. Doesn't mean they're not whores.

 House : And with that eye shadow, I am totally screwed, aren't I?

 Cameron : The symptoms will quickly focus more and more on your lungs.

 Cameron : You'll find it difficult to talk and eventually breathe at all.

 Cameron : I just came to ask if you'd be willing to accept any treatment.

Because we seemed to be actually having a normal time, a good time.

 Alex half nods but still looks uncomfortable : I'm on call, so...

 Meredith : Yeah, well, that's Addison, so I'm guessing I don't stand a chance.

 Ross : It was his audition in the first place. You tagged along.

 Rachel : I will see you and I'll raise you. Do you wanna waste another buck?

 Rachel : -Get your hands out of there! -I've had dates like this.

 House : as long as my life isn't interrupted by pointless conversations like this one.

 Wilson : They won't trust each other, and they won't trust you.

and Foreman would still have done what he did, because that's who he is.

 House : I don't care about the prep. I care about the diagnostic tests.

 Foreman : Looks negative for Wilson's disease. We'll know for sure in an hour.

 Chase : - Blood proteins are normal. It's not... - Where's Cameron?

 Cameron : Maybe we should give these two a minute together before the surgery.

 [camera Focuses On The Alarm Clock, Now Showing That It Is 8 : - Max. - It's okay, I'm right here.

 Bailey : Grey, call the ER, tell them to send him up, and then scrub in.

 Meredith : Alex Karev failed his boards, and he's retaking them tomorrow.

 Meredith : He can't study for a practical by himself. If he fails again, he's out.

 Cristina : And until you're 18, your mother calls all the shots.

My mother's a liar. You heard. She said the heart came from Santa.

- She shouldn't decide anything. - Well, you could make a run for it,

If I die in the surgery, can you give this heart to some other kid?

 Daughter : ...and it was only one day of oil. - And then what happened?

- It lasted eight whole days and nights. - And it was a miracle.

 Izzie : - You remember Dr. Shepherd? - Should we talk more privately?

 Dr. Clark Murray : A stabbing, Rick? Isn't that a little pedestrian for you?

 Dr. Clark Murray : Usually, when you call me, it's to ask what happens

The victim is the mother of that detective I've been following around.

 Castle : I just figured, since you're the best forensic pathologist in the city,

 Dr. Clark Murray : The odds of finding anyone's killer after 10 years...

 Castle : Astronomical, I know. But I'd appreciate it if you took a look.

 Dr. Clark Murray : Well, I'll do what I can. Just don't go making any promises I can't keep.

 Dr. Clark Murray : - Get back to you as soon as I can. - I appreciate it.

 Martha : - What was Dr. Death doing here? - Just a little consulting.

 Martha : I wasn't eavesdropping. I happened to walk by your office door.

 Martha : So, does she know you're poking into her mother's case?

 Martha : Well, you ever stop to think you're invading her privacy?

 Martha : You are digging up her past, darling, without her permission.

 Alexis : - Dad, he asked me! Dad, he asked me! - Who asked you?

 Beckett : And Kendra's dress should have been blue, not yellow.

For an obsessive, it would've been impossible not to get the details right.

 Castle : The killer had to have known both his intended victim and Kyle fairly well.

 Castle : of Kyle's obsessive condition would have been Alison Tisdale.

 Beckett : Alison's the key. She's the one that the killer's trying to hide.

 Castle : Hi. I'm Rick Castle. I have an appointment to see Mr. Tisdale.

 Castle : Okay. This is exactly what it looks like. But I can explain.

 Beckett : Did Alison ever mention having enemies or being threatened?

 Jonathan Tisdale : People loved her. All she wanted was to make the world a better place.

 Ted : If it's really important to you, I will pick it up tomorrow.

 Marshall : a big meaningless stack of paperwork that I have to get off my desk

 Marshall : to make room for tomorrow's big meaningless stack of paperwork.

 Ted : I'm worried about Marshall. He doesn't seem like himself lately.

 Barney : I've developed a finely calibrated sense of how long it's been since...

 Taub : makes me feel much better, hearing my wife's a gold digger.

 Kutner : and now he's basically a flunky for this mad scientist,

 House : Because patients sometimes crash, and they haven't yet invented

 House : a crash tractor for me to drive wildly around the hallways.

 Thirteen : You actually think the cat is going to predict someone's death?

 House : No. I know the cat is not going to predict anyone's death.

 House : If I could prove the non-existence of an omniscient God

 Kutner : The few scientific tests that have seemed to confirm psychic phenomena,

 House : Please tell me that you were kidding, so I won't have to fire you.

 Beckett : - Can I make a suggestion? - I tripped, okay? I got it.

 Beckett : Shut up and listen, recruit. You might actually learn something.

 Beckett : Drop into your hips and then pull him past the tipping point, got it?

 Penny : The most beautiful and shockingly expensive of all the flowers.

 Leonard : You made the bed? You really are pulling out all the stops.

 Penny : and I finally found something to show you how much I love you.

 Penny : It's a first edition of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

 Chase : - Ativan. It'll help settle you down. - Why are you so calm?

Yeah, don't like to repeat myself. People will say I'm formulaic.

 Wilson : Well, that rules out letting the rat go so you can catch him again.

 House : Steve needs two weeks' antibiotics and a smoke-free environment.

 Wilson : The rat is actually sick? That thing could infect the entire hospital.

Well, what's he doing in the hallway? Is the kid getting his biopsy already?

 Wilson : Who knows what else he has, parasites, bacterial infection?

 House : - Was he still sweating? - Rats only sweat through their tails.

 House : You were right, it's a parasite. Cancel the biopsy, it'll kill him.

And the prosecutor's gonna have to convince them that I killed someone

 Cosway : who I have no connection to and no motive whatsoever to want dead.

 Beckett : Sounds like you've given this some serious thought, Mr. Cosway.

 Castle : You made a pact with Eric Marx on the deck of that boat. Don't crack.

 Cosway : I told you guys already, I only met him the other day.

 Beckett : Yeah. There's always one alpha in every conspiracy and that was you.

 Beckett : Eric was malleable, wasn't he? And that suited you just fine.

 Castle : But Ashley wasn't, was she? She was a strong, professional woman.

 Castle : A psychologist, no less. You couldn't just push her around.

 Castle : That's the question you asked yourself every day, isn't it?

Because you realized you didn't want a wife, you wanted a puppy.

 Esposito : Now, you get a judge with political aspirations, bro...

 Ryan : - Yeah, we're talking death penalty. - New York, still a lethal injection state.

 Simon : I should have told you, but I know how you feel about it.

 Waiter : ...maybe I get bumped, one of the dumplings fall to the floor.

 Leonard : With Wolowitz spending all of his time with your friend Christy...

 Penny : She's not my friend. Friends do not get their friends' Care Bears all sweaty.

 Leonard : Right, anyway, uh, with Wolowitz occupied elsewhere...

 Leonard opening door : Penny, we would very much appreciate it...

 Sheldon : ...if you would be the fourth member of our "Halo" team.

 Sheldon : I don't think I need to tell you what an honor this is.

 Phoebe : Yeah, you are, and I'm so glad that you fought your way back in...

 Monica : Well, I guess we should go back in. I mean, you gave me another chance.

 Monica : - We should do the same for Amanda. - Yeah, I guess you're right.

 Amanda : Can you believe it? I've never had any professionaI dance training.

 Glenda : Now, let me explain how this works. You go into the booth and-

 BURKE : It entered the right ventricle and went right through the septum.

 DEREK : His pressure's bottomed out. Can you get control down there?

- Run in and see if they can spare him. - I need everyone to help me turn him.

On your count. We got about a half an hour before this patient dies.

 Emma : And I know what it looks like. I do. I know it looks like I killed him.

 Castle : but I don't think this is going to be a traditional hostage negotiation.

 Castle : all those articles about you and I working homicides together.

 Gates : So she's your number one fan, and this is some sort of Hail Mary?

Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just gonna talk to her and then I'll call you back.

 Cristina : You didn't have the Whipple on the board. Want me to schedule it for you?

 Burke : I want to see the results of her biopsy, and have a look at her overnight labs.

You're doing the surgery, right? Y-you're still doing the Whipple?

 House : Can you think of anything that would tie together anaphylaxis and heart failure?

 House : Any way that anaphylaxis isn't anaphylaxis even if it responds to epi?

Have you seen the centerfold? There's no way those valves are real.

 House : Any chance that the heart failure could be unrelated to...

 Wilson : No. If you need time alone to work, you just have to say so.

 House : You want one of these? I think I got a couple of blueberries.

You got a problem with me, deal with it. Short my sheets or something.

 Barbara : - And what about the blood tests? - Showed no infection.

 Barbara : So we still don't know what caused her heart failure.

 Foreman : Mrs. Bardach, it could have just been a one-time thing.

 Beckett : It is also the same gun that was used to kill Jane Herzfeld.

 Attorney : My client has some information that might interest the NYPD.

 Sheldon : Can you recommend a surface you haven't had coitus on?

 Taub : but if these stories have helped you through some spiritual turmoil...

 Foreman : about the benefits of prayer before medical treatments,

 Foreman : and I think it's great that you have been called to witness by the Lord.

 Chase : Thirteen's giving our patient her third vaccine injection.

 Chase : I called the author. He's got cartons of the thing in his basement.

 Chase : That I knew some people who could benefit spiritually from the book.

 Thirteen : She was all right when I woke her this afternoon for the second injection.

 Cuddy : Of the stimulating agent, which added to the first injection,

 Taub : but what if the toxins were stored in his fat cells a year ago,

 Taub : On his old paintings. We know he hasn't sold one in ages,

 Taub : but there weren't many in his studio. He's hid them somewhere.

 Castle : So you're familiar with the lore, the missing half-dimes?

 Castle : Except it wasn't. Susannah actually located the coins.

 Castle : They were in a hidden crypt. That's where she was killed.

 Beckett : And the results indicate that Susannah and her killer were related.

 Castle : CSU also found a synthetic hair, found in a wig not unlike this one.

 Henry : My mom's in assisted living. I work hard, but I barely get by.

 Henry : Said they were part of history. That they belonged to the people.

 Debbie : You're Bailey's intern, right? Then these are your patients.

She could go to the beach, lie in the sun, hang out with friends.

 Derek : Just think about her future. Nicole could be independent.

 Derek : She could go to college anywhere, have a job, her own apartment.

 Derek : - Date. Get married. - These labs are taking a long time.

 Mr. Verma : She can spend more than 20 minutes away from us, Elaine.

 Mrs. Verma : - I'm asking about my only child. - She's not a child anymore.

HOUSE : Just found another donor in the registry. Perfect match.

 House : We can do the transplant with no danger to the rug rat.

 House : Maybe hanging out in a hospital getting waited on hand and foot

reminds you of what life used to be like before you were forced to play Mister Mom.

 Jessica Glitter : I tried to stay friends with her, but it just didn't happen.

 Jessica Glitter : I even thought she might try to kill herself.

 Lily : I need to tell her I love her, and that she'll always be a priority.

 Jessica Glitter : Be careful, Lily. I made those promises, too.

 Jessica Glitter : And now I haven't even talked to her in five years.

 Jessica Glitter : picking up the phone and calling her a hundred times,

 Becket : Well, is there somewhere we can do that privately, without anyone hearing?

 Jansen : There. I've cut off communications with the rest of the habitat.

 2 [still Walking Backwards In Front Of House] : It showed a short burst of atrial flutter.

 13 [moves In Front Of House] : I ran a rhythm strip twice and got the same result.

 House : I lead, you draft, I move, you move, I stop, you stop. Got it?

 House : Okay, 10, 24, 39, run a TRH stimulation test for hyperthyroidism.

 39 : Although, I do find it a bit odd that someone so self-assured

 39 : doesn't want her doctors to find out what's wrong with her.

 39 : You're jerking us around. You're handcuffing us with all these restrictions.

 10 : If House thought this would handicap us, he wouldn't have taken the case.

 James Wilson : You like what's interesting, never mind if it's real or good.

 James Wilson : Life just happens, and that scares the hell out of you.

 Greg House : every patient's boring life, every friend's screwed-up...

 Lawrence Kutner : and Quidd volunteers at a home for abandoned kids.

 Eric Foreman : I was never sure there was a disease in the first place.

Hey, Pheebs? You know, l'm really glad you came to talk to me the other day...

...l don't think marriage is necessarily the right path for you.

...but is that really you? l mean, can you honestly picture yourself in a Volvo?

l mean, l don't know, you'd be so bored with marriage. l mean, it's so normal.

 Martha : I'll have you know, Todd is a very bright spirit in need of direction.

 Castle : Do you have to commandeer my office to do your New Age coddle session?

 Martha : Richard, you can't expect me to pay Manhattan rates for office space.

 Castle : you don't know how your ex-husband stole all your money,

 Martha : Mistakes are the building blocks of wisdom. A Martha-ism.

 Martha : Besides, Freud was an addict. It didn't stop him from helping people.

 Castle : Sadly, faced with his mother's twisted, yet unimpeachable, logic,

 Castle : Well, thought I'd take a little breather. Working on a kidnapping case.

 Castle : - Feeling a deep-seated need for a hug. - Perfectly understandable.

 Martha : You know, the bond that exists between parent and child,

 Martha : We're all peas in a pod, and, whether we like it or not,

 Martha : everyone who's ever had a child is in the pod forever.

 Girl : ...I'm sorry for running out of the coffee shop. That wasn't cool.

 Raj : Unless it's something I did, or said, or am, because those are like my buttons.

 Girl : It's just, I kind of have a hard time around people I don't know.

 Ross : It doesn't matter. The important thing is that you're here.

We were on the ride-along with Gary and somebody took a shot at me!

 Thirteen : If I wanted to talk about it, why didn't I bring it up?

 Thirteen : Tough to get into the head of someone who actually trusts people, huh?

 Thirteen : Found both computers in an office on a desk they share.

 House : Promiscuous. Inappropriate obsession with truth telling.

 Kutner : Cool. I'll set up a psych consult and start her on anti-depressants.

 Ross : -What do you mean? -Carol, our sex life. It's just not..

Why don't you show Dad how you can put your shoes on in your room.

 Castle : Calderon's way of saying "I'm just not that into you."

 Beckett : I don't know. An air embolism doesn't exactly strike me

 Beckett : Sir, I'm Detective Kate Beckett. This is Richard Castle.

 House : Pretending to cheat death pays better than watercolors.

 House : you wouldn't be so obvious when you scheme to prove me wrong.

 House : You want to find fibrosis and prove your paint thinner theory.

That's because I was just grabbing some things out of the dryer, and static cling.

Or maybe it's because God knew I'd be running into you and saw an opportunity.

 Richard : Keep me informed of her progress and take care of her.

Why are you so afraid of showing people that you're a decent human being?

Remember when he wallpapered the place with pictures of you in your underwear?

 Peterson : I want snipers here, here and here. Get Roman on the horn.

 Beckett : No, sir, something is going on, we're just not asking the right questions.

 Beckett : What does Agnes Fields' murder have to do with any of this?

Do you use up your thinking at work and have none left for home?

 Leonard : And they're all taller than me. Why is everyone taller than me?

 Penny : So will you please relax because you're driving me crazy.

 Leonard : You know, that's the first time you ever said that you love me.

- I know I can land that lesbian plane. - No snakes on that plane.

Okay, guys. Come on, you promised. Let's just hang out here, try to have fun.

Okay, if we take the next train, we can be at MacLaren's by 11 : 00.

 Sheldon : ...that spot at the moment I first sat on it would be zero, zero, zero, zero.

 Prof Sharpe : He was convinced that calorie restriction was the key

 Leonard : So, was there anything that Professor Abbott worked on

 Leonard : during his life that came close to an accomplishment?

 Prof Sharpe : To be honest, his research never amounted to anything.

 Bernadette : but that's only because my dad raised me to be tough

 Penny : No. That's fine, but there's a difference between being tough

 Penny : and telling your friend her new pants look like a saggy diaper.

 Penny : I will pay you back as soon as I can. You just have to give me time.

 Penny : You seem under pressure. Did I not lend you a sufficient amount?

 Penny : You would just love to open up your little snake can...

 Penny : ...and throw some money at the girl who can't pay her bills.

 Sheldon : ...you should know that I've moved my money out of the snake can.

 Leonard : But if you're ever short, there's always a couple of 50s in Green Lantern's ass.

-I think I found them. -That's the Toys for Tots collection bin.

-That's awfully convenient, don't you think? -For the tots it is.

 Bailey : I'm surprised you don't have a shot glass pressed up against that window.

- We weren't listening. - Just listening. - We weren't vesdropping.

 Richard : If you ask me, you all could stand to borrow a page from Dr. Sloan's book.

 Richard : He didn't get caught up in this whole 10 year plan foolishness.

 Kutner : She's an overachiever, high grades, she volunteers, she's a big target.

 Thirteen : You think the kids slipped her something? Their teachers grilled them.

 Sarah : It's all my fault. I didn't stop her from being a total pig.

 Sarah continues : What are you... Your friend's liver is failing.

 Chase : We're doing what we can, but she still might need a transplant.

 Sarah : We took some ourselves, we just wanted to make her loosen up a little.

 Kutner : Get back to school. You better hope we got to her in time.

 Sarah : Am I going to get in trouble? Should we apologize or something?

 Ross : How often does this happen to you? You owe it to yourself.

We're running prints, testing fibers. We should have results by tomorrow.

 Beckett : I was wondering if I could take a moment of your time?

 Courtney Morantz : I knew it. When he didn't come home, I just felt it.

 Courtney Morantz : Almost a year. We were gonna get married next month at the Gardens.

 Beckett : Was Josh involved in anything that might have brought him

 Courtney Morantz : No. No, not my Josh. That's just not who he was.

 Castle : On the day he disappeared, did you notice anything different about him?

 Courtney Morantz : When he didn't show, I called the office, and they said he'd left,

 Courtney Morantz : so I called his cell phone, but he didn't pick up.

 Courtney Morantz : He always took the Midtown Tunnel to the LIE.

 Frankie : and I'm sure I washed my hands after I threw out the rat poison.

 Foreman : Apparently you did it multiple times, over a course of days.

 Frankie : That's not what I wrote. When you were taking my history,

 Frankie : I told you I went white-water rafting six months ago,

 Frankie : If you don't want people to think you're condescending,

 Frankie : I think people behave badly because there are no records of what we say or do,

 Frankie : Everything is on the record, including everything I do.

 Beckett : that Barbra managed to fool Odette's own brother for over a year.

 Esposito : What's up? Why are you freezing out our boy like that?

I wanna try an experiment. Having Castle along would mess things up.

 Ryan : Wearing a wedding ring gets them more attention from women, not less.

 Esposito : 'Cause now you're all blissfully happy with your wife and whatnot.

- Pull out the packing material... - We'll have sex. Let's leave it there.

All right, I'm gonna go talk to Joey. I think this is the right time.

He's in a good mood after the flight attendant says "duty-free."

You know, if he's not okay with this then nothing more can happen between us.

...that I think I could have fallen for you really, really hard.

 Sheldon : I'm making English muffins. Would you like an English muffin?

FYI, my noise-canceling headphones proved ineffective last night.

 Penny : -Yeah, sorry about that. -As a native Texan, I must say...

...I've never heard the phrase "yeehaw" used in quite that context.

 Beckett : So, why do you think Tracy took off work to come down here?

 Castle : Maybe to drive it to a clandestine, Pandora-related rendezvous?

 Beckett : No, look at the dust on this This hasn't gone anywhere in a while.

 Castle : As in opening that could unleash an unstoppable tide of evil.

 Beckett : And ground zero is a parking garage in New Jersey? I doubt it.

 Beckett : and I bet you that the last number she dialed is still on the phone.

 House : Just letting you all share in the joys of my last trip to Carlsbad Caverns.

 House : it's better to be a Helpful Helen than a Negative Nelly.

 Ted : Let's get one thing straight, okay? I am not "The Blitz".

 House : - No atherosclerotic vascular disease. - Are there any...

No pneumonia, no bacteremia. No hep "B" or "C" or any other letters.

 Cuddy : Any psychiatric conditions? History of depression? She's a little blue.

 Cuddy : Is there anything on the recipient exclusion criteria...

 Cuddy : that would disqualify your patient from getting a heart?

 House : Then you should have voted against putting her on the list.

 Beckett : We found your gun hidden in the door panel of your car.

I got more friends on the inside than the outside at this point.

 House : At your girlfriend's place. Ignore the moaning and squeaking.

 Chase : His lungs are too scarred to tell which infection triggered

 Cameron : His tox screen came back positive for recreational drugs.

 Derek : Worst case scenario, I sleep with your wife in ten years.

What I'm about to say is crazy and... I... I... I am not responsible.

 Callie : I am saying this against my will because I am a surgeon, OK? I love my job,

 Callie : I love my life exactly as it is. OK, exactly as it is!

 Callie : I have no desire to house a human being in my body for nine long months

 Callie : Except housing a human for nine long months is all that I can think about.

 Callie : The thoughts are invading the surgeries that I love and it's... It's hormonal.

 Beckett : I know, the drug story is a hell of a lot more plausible,

 Martha : - Hey, what are you doing home? - Facing my mortality.

All this curse stuff has got me thinking. If something were to happen to me,

 Castle : - Better than you took care of me? - Please. You turned out fine.

 Martha : The chances of this curse being real are almost non-existent. You know that.

 Castle : if I didn't do everything I could to make sure I stick around?

 Martha : Well, then I think maybe we should try to figure out a way to reverse the curse.

 Martha : You know, the mummy equivalent of my running around the theater.

 Rupert Bentley : I'm afraid there's nothing in the literature about reversing the curse.

 Rupert Bentley : Detectives, are you here to talk about reversing the curse as well?

 Esposito : Look on the bright side, Castle. You die, your book sales skyrocket.

 Rachel : This big bitch behind me tried to steal my umbrella...

That's short for Phoebe? I thought that's what we called each other.

 Masters : Bloody urine actually is a renal problem, not a cardiac one.

 House : which means it will confirm our diagnosis more quickly...

 Masters : If we explain both the benefits and the risks of each treatment,

 Penny : Look, Sheldon, sweetie, I know you're feeling insecure...

WOMAN [ON VIDEO] : It's quiet out there. MAN : Maybe a little too quiet.

 Foreman : Smallpox doesn't exist outside of P4 labs and bio weapon plants.

 House : because an epidemic of smallpox had broken out onboard.

And if the virus had been kept on the outside of an airtight jar,

 Beckett : Yeah, well. You know, we could always just cuddle, Castle.

 Castle : I don't know, just thought it might spark something. Ooh! That's got to hurt.

 Beckett : You put any of the next three in the 10-ring, and I will give you the files.

 Sheldon : Of course, there's the other possibility that this day kicks off...

...an unpleasant six months of you passing awkwardly in the hall...

 Sheldon : ...until one of you breaks down and moves to another zip code.

 Leonard : I mean, I'm a perfectly nice guy. There's no reason...

 Leonard : ...we couldn't go to the restaurant and have a lovely dinner.

 Leonard : Maybe take a walk afterwards, talk about things we have in common.

 Chandler : You will care about it because I care about it. Got it? Good!

 House : If you find a tumor in her colon, you can knock her out.

 Max : - Can't you hurry? - Trust me, you don't want me to hurry.

You want me to think about nearly killing myself on a snowboard?

 Cameron : Is that what you told him? I'm hysterical and I need to relax my anus?

 Chase : They're all weird. He could have written up any one of them.

The pathology from the rectal bleed showed traces of nasal epithelium.

 House : white blood cells only indicate that he had head trauma.

 Cameron : If you find polys, it's varicella, lymph's, Behcet's.

 Wilson : I had prison security check visitor logs, phone records,

 House : You know what's more interesting than what I was doing?

 House : The reason I was up there is the reason you're scared I was up there.

 Nun : If we had thought it was medically relevant, we would have told you.

 Chase : Lung function's deteriorating. B.U.N. and creatinine continuing to rise.

 Chase : She's starting to run a fever, and the rash is spreading.

At this rate, she's not gonna make Christmas. Maybe House is right.

 Cameron : Maybe there is an underlying condition that explains the symptoms.

 Cuddy : It might be the hand of God at work. Don't say it's something else...

It's figwort tea... great for that little pick-me-up we're all looking for in the morning.

Opens the lungs, increases the blood pressure, stimulates the heart.

Unfortunately, if you then get injected with even .1 c.c. of epinephrine...

- What happened to your group? - Dumped them. They're a bunch of wussies.

 Sheldon : ...as a wild adventure to unknown lands or staying at home with a good book?

 Sheldon : I'm filling out the online registration for your game.

 Penny : - Die, you undead mummy, die! - Drink a healing potion.

...with one being, "always initiated by him" and five being, "always initiated by you"...

 Sheldon : ...how do you prefer your sexual encounters to begin?

 Penny : Oh, awesome. Okay, I totally like to initiate. I'm a big old five.

 Thirteen : Probably from a dirty needle, or prison, or who knows what.

 Thirteen : The stabbing made it worse, but you're gonna be okay.

 Darrien : I killed time with you 'cause I was locked in a cage.

 Castle : Sitting in Holding, I kept thinking, "How could he possibly pull this off?

Look at this notice from four months ago by a celebrity lookalike firm.

 Casting Agent : Sent a couple of headshots over to the client's P.O. Box,

 Castle Lookalike : Yeah, people come up sometimes asking me to sign your books.

 Castle : You know, uh, now that I'm up close, I really don't see it.

 Castle Lookalike : Yeah. That was for a reality show on store security.

 Castle Lookalike : It was an odd gig. They sent me in to buy earrings.

 Raj : It's interesting your father didn't help around the house

 House : As your employee, I'm disappointed at your ineffectiveness.

 House : Now the way you write Jack always made him feel real to me.

 House : He's cool, but he's awkward. He's brilliant, but he makes mistakes.

 Taub : Unless they played sports all their lives and had two physicals a year.

 Chase : Prion disease could explain the waxing and waning symptoms.

 Taub : We also could keep talking until we can find an answer we all can agree on.

 Duncan : Sorry I'm late. Got in a fight with my mom She is such a tool.

 ADDISON : Well, thank goodness mine seems to be just about over.

 MS. SEABURY : Except for maybe the banana cream torte there. It's pretty stunning.

We push the surgery. Tomorrow maybe? Oh, my God, you've got to taste this!

"The better your chances of surviving. " So I heard. It's all very aggressive.

Before today, I hadn't had a dessert in 10 years. I am the picture of health.

 Penny : You're kidding, right? We're not just gonna get drunk and go on rides?

 Bernadette : Okay, so you pick your princess, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, Cinderella.

 Bernadette : Well, it's simple. This was my idea, I'm driving, I'm Cinderella.

 Bernadette : You bitches got a problem with that, we can stop the car right now.

 Raj : She and I are both a little awkward in social situations so this seemed like a good idea.

 Cuddy : Which is exactly why doctors shouldn't treat their own families.

 Jamie : Now when I get mad, I do some deep breathing, squeeze my stress ball.

 Jamie : You kick ass, I put you on retainer, average 15 hours a week.

 Castle : She wants to see first-hand that her marriage is over.

 Castle : Beckett, remind me never to take this kind of case again.

 Castle : Factoring in time for shoulder crying, 8 : 30, 9 : 00?

 Esposito : Yeah, but that's no reason for him and Jenny to think

 Esposito : Wait. Are you talking about a blind date? Oh, hell no!

 Beckett : Espo, she's stunning. And you won't even meet with her.

 Adam : It was one of the financial products Daniel created for us.

 Adam : A really big bet that prices would return to historical norms.

 Julia : It tanked. Hundreds of millions of dollars were lost overnight.

We fielded scores of less than complimentary messages from clients.

 Beckett : and a list of anyone who lost their money in the fund.

 Montgomery : to investors in Goldstein's failed fund, Detectives?

 Ryan : So far I've seen a lot of cool, old guns on these social media sites

 Wilson : So sign my name. You don't need a doctor, you need a pen.

 House : Wilson lied to the bulls to keep me out of the big house.

 House : By tomorrow night he's gonna be a mindless stalk of celery.

 House : Going right for the closets with the embarrassing stuff. Good move.

Thirty-five to 65-foot hulls, twin engines, parquet floors in the galley,

These boats, I assume you used mildew-resistant paint on the hulls?

 Gabe : He used to run all over the place, but it was perfectly safe.

 House : While Dad's in the office, his son's watching them spray-paint.

 House : Mercury specifically targets the central nervous system.

l don't mean to burst your bubble, but penile-enlargement pills do not work.

 Howard : The e-mail I got was from the office of Stephen Hawking.

 Howard : ...and he's looking for an engineer to maintain equipment on his wheelchair.

 Leonard : A word of caution, I would not do your Stephen Hawking impression...

l was thinking about bringing him along, so he can meet the great man.

 Gina : And you already had one stashed away in the closet as a surprise.

 Castle : And it was a battle deciding which one she would keep.

 Gina : Even when we were married, you built a wall around Alexis,

 Gina : When it came to the two of you, I was on the outside looking in.

 Greg House : Too bad, you can't have it. She'll take care of this.

 Greg House : You can take it out of the 100 you're gonna owe me.

 Dr. Brady : Probably one of the best medical minds of our generation.

 Dr. Brady : I'll bet you did. I see here you just did a stint at Mercy.

 Dr. Brady : It says here "'07 to Present. " How long were you there?

 Eric Foreman : About a month. Dr. Schaffer was great, but it just wasn't the right fit.

 Dr. Brady : Wait, was that you with Dr. Schaffer and the lymphoma patient?

 Eric Foreman : It was... It was a tough situation. I probably could've handled it better.

 Dr. Brady : No, Dr. Schaffer's got a stick up her rear, good for you.

 Eric Foreman : There was an unusual lactic acid level in one of her labs.

 Amber Volakis : that an old man without a medical license is smarter than all of us,

I know I'm not gonna be able to be the kind of person that I want to be.

I'm not gonna be able to have the kind of relationship that I want

 Castle : When the bank closed, they took all the dead account paperwork

 Beckett : Well, did you see the report from the fire investigator?

 Castle : Seems an awful lot of trouble just for a couple of files.

 Beckett : That's no more trouble than they've already gone through.

 Castle : I only let her kick me out because there was no reason to stay.

 Ross : I am now a homeless person in a very serious relationship!

 House : Did you fall for him and can't handle it, or was it the other way around?

 Wilson : Yes, well, pretty much every fellowship ends that way. - No, it was nothing like that.

 Dr. Gilmar : I know you like to say outrageous things and study how they react.

 Dr. Gilmar : What you should know about me is that I grew up with four brothers.

 Dr. Gilmar : Keep your hands to yourself, I'm okay with anything that comes out of your mouth.

 Wilson : She's smart, she can obviously deal with your insanity...

 Wilson : What, did your horoscope in Vogue tell you to avoid women wearing green shoes?

They were Prada. Means she has good taste. - They were not Prada.

 House : You wouldn't know Prada if one stepped on your scrotum.

would rather be in pain all day long than wear a decent-looking, comfortable shoe,

 Beckett : There's no cameras, no microphones, no one's listening.

 Beckett : Five years of your life back but you've gotta tell me what you know.

 Phoebe : Can you believe no one between my apartment and here...

You're so much better off. You just go from guy to guy having fun...

 Tony Mueller : I was only trying to fulfill my civic responsibilities.

 Beckett : Now, do you think you'll be able to describe him to our sketch artist?

 Wardell Williams : with this half-assed version of a Zapruder film?

 Esposito : I've been where you are, I know what you're going through.

 Esposito : and the person that fired it is not some all-powerful God.

 House : others have serial relationships and become oncologists.

 House : You tried to kill yourself by throwing down kitchen cleanser.

 House : Now, most normal suicidal morons would have just drank the stuff.

 House : Which left no trace, but it burned a hole in your intestine.

 House : But the body can repair almost anything, which is cool.

 House : Now, veins are supposed to help the intestine flush bacteria away.

 Joey : That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London.

 Joey : She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!

 Monica : I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice Joey.

 House : back into her for the pictures to find the clot in her head.

 House : Girls in the chorus, if you're over 5'10", stick with me.

 Castle : They've had a lot of success in field simulations. It's...

 Beckett : Like when you said that you're following me just to play cop.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, it's probably just as well. I can't keep standing here anyway.

 Castle : I feel in situations like this, it's important to have faith.

 Meredith : I just saw my father for the first time in 20 years.

 Robin : He's just starting to get better, going out with barney.

 Marshall : Make a beautiful woman feel self-conscious and unattractive,

 Marshall to the girl : I'm sorry, I was trying to playfully disarm you,

 Marshall to the girl : But I just got out of a long relationship.

 Leonard : ...standing before a pool of melted snowmen. There are carrots and coal in the water.

 Stuart : I gotta tell you, this is the most holiday fun I've had...

 Stuart : ...since my therapist changed my anxiety medication...

- What're you drinking there? Little eggnog? - Yes. Is there a problem?

 Leonard : No, it's nice to see you enjoying a holiday beverage. Pretty Christmasy.

Eggs are available all year round. I've been known to enjoy this poolside.

 Leonard : Come on, Sheldon. You know all the Christmas stories...

 Leonard : ...and the carols, you've got an eggnog mustache going on there.

 Leonard : Just admit it, you're getting a little yuletide spirit.

 Sheldon : Don't be silly. Christmas is a bunch of baloney created by the tinsel industry.

 Madison : It's my way of saying thank you for everything you guys are doing.

 Madison : Do you remember when we used to like the same guy in English class?

 Beckett : He's burning these buildings to satisfy an inner need.

 Ryan : Yeah, looks like this place was tossed after he was killed.

 Esposito : He probably drove it to that building before he was killed.

 Beckett : Look at who Blake called on his cell the day before he was killed.

 Wilson : Maybe you could treat it surgically. I haven't done the MUGA.

 Wilson : Since when do I need the secret pass code to talk to you?

 House : I can't tell you anything. Professional responsibility.

 Wilson : Now that's good thinking, because I was gonna go right to Cuddy...

 House : I'm not saying you want to. I'm saying you'd be obligated to.

 Wilson : Hey, you brought this up for a reason. You need to talk to me.

 Cameron : We did an echo. She's in severe congestive heart failure.

 Cameron : - We'll get her on the list immediately. - She's already on the list.

 Henry : I guess your testicles aren't going to explode, either.

Somehow I believe you. Yang, get in there and palpate his abdomen.

 Cristina : - Are these feathers? - My life was saved by that pigeon.

 Bailey : And after that you might want to get in there and look for the rest of Tweety.

 Jed : But she hasn't been able to keep anything down since yesterday.

 Meredith smiles : I'm giving you antibiotics and IV fluids to cool the gallbladder down.

 Meredith smiles : and I'm going to see if surgery is the best way for us to go.

 Meredith smiles : - Do you have any questions? - What happened to your forehead?

 Kayla : It was last week. I stayed late to help Bobby with some bits.

 Castle : He's three times your age and you are an intern on the show.

 Beckett : In love? Really? And how long were the two of you together?

 Ms. Marks bobby's Producer : He was banging my daughter right under my nose? I will kill him!

 Ms. Marks : - I don't care! Where's the corpse? - Ms. Marks, we just...

 Hank : You realize if this gets out it'll destroy Bobby's reputation.

 Beckett : We're not trying to add to an already difficult situation,

 Hank : Bobby wasn't an angel, but you look at the man in his entirety,

 Hank : The only thing that Bobby really cared about was making people laugh.

 Laura : I went on a date with a guy who lived in this building. It didn't end very well.

We had a great night. In the morning, he promised he'd call and he didn't.

 Addison : I'm seeing some late decels on the fetal heart monitor.

 Annie : I mean, I let it get this bad. How much sympathy do I deserve?

 Annie : You're the first person since I got here to ask me that.

 George : Well, I guess it's just like the elephant in the room.

 House : you skewer the brain, and the hair hides the entry wounds.

that caused the symptoms in China and in the giant magnet we call an MRI.

 House : We're all screwed up by our parents, she's got documentation.

 Kutner : The pins will be removed surgically, and she'll be fine.

 Janice : She desperately wanted to know her biological parents.

Come on. Don't you remember when you made him cry using only your words?

The sooner Phoebe breaks him, the sooner it's over and out in the open.

 Ross : You are upset about your father, and you're feeling vulnerable...

What...? Taking advantage? I am giving you the advantage. Enjoy!

I haven't had sex in four months. I should get a medal for that!

 Erica : Thanks so much for taking me to all those places. I had a great time.

It'll be a million times harder to give up a baby, but oh, my God!

- With new things to teach you. - You think I'm in this for education...

- Do you find my knowledge compelling? - You're blowing this out of proportion.

A man three times your age, believed he was having a relationship with you...

 Donna : He was always a rebel, and the smartest student in our class.

 Beckett : And was there anything out of the ordinary going on in Will's life?

 Donna : We went to dinner, and he would only take a table facing the door.

 Donna : I told him he needed to get help so it didn't become MIT all over again.

 House : causes hypoperfusion, which explains the ischemic bowel. It's perfect.

 House : You know, you're right. I don't think I can sleep alone tonight.

Now if she'd asked me to deliver a bastardogy, I'd be happy to...

 Taub : No. There's a drug that manages the symptoms but it's not a cure.

 House : There's not many people who have the guts to admit they'd rather be pretty than healthy.

 Kutner : You're a plastic surgeon. This is the human condition.

 Nurse : we coded her nearly 20 minutes, but she didn't make it.

Twenty-six year old female, gas main exploded under her building,

 Greg House : are a response to the building falling on her head.

 Lisa Cuddy : She's the only collapse victim whose body temperature was...

 Greg House : I can't hire a team based on a 10-minute interview.

 Lisa Cuddy : You've spent the last two weeks doing absolutely nothing.

 Greg House : does mastering Eddie Van Halen's two-handed arpeggio technique

 Joey : When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.

 Ross : I don't know what to tell you guys. That's the doll he chose.

 Beckett : Well, maybe she was going to a party. Did she mention any parties?

 Leslie : I'm telling you, she would never wear a thing like this.

 Leslie : Yes. We usually talked every day and when she didn't call,

 Castle : They even reenact the stories. Maybe that's what Amy was doing

 Rachel : Okay, you have to realize, l was exhausted, l was emotional.

 Rachel : That is right. And traditionally, the daddy gives the mommy a present.

So when l came here to see if you wanted to maybe start things up again...

 Cuddy : And House's team will do a home search for environmental toxins.

 Arlene : He seems to know his stuff. How come he can't afford a coat that fits?

I realize I don't have any right to start getting parent-y on you now.

 Phoebe Sr : I only wish I had someone who'd given up babies that told me...

It'd be something you'd regret every day for the rest of your life.

 Patient : Yeah, but it would calm me down, right? If I get a high enough dose.

Or in the lesser-used meaning of nothing can ever bother you again

and then you're suddenly gonna decide that you have to tell me the truth.

 House : You see, the thing is, my leg hurts. Can we cut the walking out of the equation?

 Patient : And they're so beautiful, they're so majestic, I dream about them.

 Patient : Leather shoes, hamburgers. How could anybody do that to a cow?

 Rachel : Tell me that you like him, please. I mean, tell me that you like him.

He's a really great guy, and I know you really want this to work out...

 Chandler : Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.

If this movie's making you guys cry so much, let's just change the channel.

 Chandler : I just never really cried. I'm not a crying kind of guy.

Come on, there's gotta be something that gets you choked up. Like...

 Phoebe : She only suspects something. So just throw her off the track.

 Monica : Some idiot keeps stuffing the trash chute with pizza boxes.

 Howard : that launched a spacecraft to collect data about Pluto.

 Raj : So it's gonna be hours before we know if it even survived.

She's gonna be dead in an hour even if you pump her heart full of jet fuel,

 House : - unless you let me find the tick. - Could he be right?

 Cuddy : The only thing I know for sure is that your daughter's heart won't last

Okay, I just need one final instruction. When I find the tick on the autopsy,

 House : do you want to know? I'm thinking not, probably make the coping easier.

 Cuddy : Page Borsisky in cardiology. Get her team down here stat.

 Wilson : Well, I don't know if the dopamine's enough. She may need inamrinone lactate.

She might need stronger pressors. They don't have any in radiology.

- Sorry, a little crowded here. - House, get out of the elevator.

 House : As long as we're stuck here, this might be a good time to look for that tick.

 Foreman : - Turn the elevator back on. - Just be a minute, honey.

 Sheldon : In the pre-Christian era, as the winter solstice approached and the plants died...

...pagans brought evergreen boughs in their homes as an act of sympathetic magic...

 Sheldon : ...intended to guard the life essences of the plants until spring.

 Sheldon : ...and, eventually, it becomes the so-called Christmas tree.

 Howard : And that, Charlie Brown, is what boredom is all about.

 Penny : Okay, well, thank you for that. I got you and Leonard silly neighbor gifts...

 Sheldon : You haven't given me a gift, you've given me an obligation.

 Howard : My first Hanukkah with Sheldon, he yelled at me for eight nights.

 Joey : Remember, something this big and long will be very difficult to maneuver.

 Ross : Can we please focus here? A naked man's life hangs in the balance.

 Phoebe : What we're about to have here is a dead, fat guy on a stick!

 Taub : I think we got our diagnosis. Our little girl's a drunk.

 Cuddy : We can't get you on the transplant list until we know why your liver is failing.

 Cuddy : Then why did you stop buying from him? He said you got your own ID.

 Cuddy : I don't. I don't know, maybe it has nothing to do with it,

 Wilson : I thought, why would I want to bring a child into this?

 Cuddy : How you feel now will pass. Don't let it screw up your whole life.

 Barney : There's just one little thing, and it probably doesn't matter, but...

 Joey : When I first found out they were getting married, I was a little angry.

 Esposito : He wore the exact same clothes at JFK as he did in that alley.

 Beckett : but run facial recognition through the federal and local databases.

I realized where I'd seen that building he was coming out of before.

Chief Executive Officer is Charles Kelvin. Guess what his hobbies are?

 Kelvin : I met her in line for coffee last Friday. I asked her out.

 Kelvin : What's this all about anyway? Did something happen to her?

 Kelvin : Violet must have pieced it together from the words I said during the date.

 Castle : Mother, what are you doing here? You should be at home, resting.

 Martha : Please, how can I possibly rest? There's a murderer to catch.

 Castle : we found evidence that Robyn may have returned to a life of crime.

 Castle : I think that first symbol, there, the button-y thing, is a clock, obviously.

 Martha : And the hands are on 12. So Robyn's crew is meeting at noon.

 Castle : So, that gives us less than an hour to figure this out and get uptown.

 Alexis : Okay, so we have a sheep, an ear, a "D," a bull, a bag, a beach ball,

 Joey : These will go great in my new place till I get real ones.

 Joey : I can't use these forever. They're no friend of the environment.

 Cristina : It will allow the cerebral spinal fluid to eventually fill the cavity.

He's really a good boy. You just met him at a difficult time. He's been down.

I don't know why. But Father Michael will be able to talk to him.

No offense, but your son doesn't seem to be a fan of the holidays.

 Mariann : Yes, well, a mother's job is to protect her child's innocence.

 Justin : That's what you said last year, and the year before that.

 Meredith : - Are we using mesh? - Yes, the conjoined tendon is...

 Bailey raises her hand to silence Meredith : Just wouldn't want to throw up in the body cavity.

 Wilson : No. Literally, a witch hunt. Dr. House is a practicing Wiccan.

 House : You have an all-access pass to the case, not my Fave 5s. Now, go.

 House : She said something idiotic again and I didn't even notice it.

 Monica : This is me in The Sound of Music. See the von Trapp kids?

 Chandler : Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice.

 Beckett : Miss Reed, what were you doing in the Parkers' office?

 Sarah Reed : I gave it to him before I knew he was a lying sack.

 Sarah Reed : - And she wouldn't give it back to me. - I looked for it in the office.

 Helen Parker : There was nothing there. I have no idea what she's talking about.

 Castle : - That was in the office? - Yes, it was right there in the drawer.

 Sarah Reed : Unless of course, she was lying and never bothered to look.

 Beckett : - but breaking into someone's home... - No, this is my grandfather's pen.

 Castle : Ladies, I'm wondering if maybe we can put this whole nasty episode behind us.

 Helen Parker : She broke into my house. God knows what else she stole.

 Sarah Reed : For crying out loud, give it a rest. No wonder the guy had an ulcer.

 Helen Parker : An ulcer? What are you talking about, you crazy lunatic?

 Sarah Reed : - Do not call me crazy... - Look! Look! Hello! Ladies, look!

 Beckett : I understand that you're both angry and feeling betrayed,

 Beckett : So, you can both press charges and make a bad thing worse.

 Raj : Does anyone have any words they'd like to say about our man of the evening?

As is the tradition, l've prepared a series of disrespectful jokes which generate humor...

 Sheldon : ...at Howard's expense. Prepare to have your ribs tickled.

 Sheldon : Howard, I always thought you'd be the last one of us to ever get married...

 Sheldon : ...because you are so short and unappealing, am I right?

 Sheldon : Howard, you're actually one of the most intelligent people I know.

l've always thought that you'd make someone a fine husband someday.

Assuming you'd get the parts and develop the engineering skills...

 Sheldon : ...to assemble them, which I don't see as likely. Hot-cha!

My secretary's gonna be out. She's having one of her boobs reduced.

 Phoebe : -I could be a secretary. -I don't know if it'd be your thing...

 Alex to Mr. Kamaji : Tell her I saw her on TV. Tell her I'm an athlete too. I'm a wrestler...

 Mr. Kamaji to Alex : She wonders how a wrestler got smart enough to be a doctor.

 Bailey : could be an indication of something much more serious?

 Mr. Kamaji : She's competing this afternoon at the Taste of Seattle.

I know the mild-concerned tone. I've used it myself from time to time.

 Addison : Sometimes false labor is the body's way of saying "slow down."

 Addison : but you need to understand the realities of your pregnancy. Take it easy.

 Marshall : We're not going anywhere, buddy. We're gonna stay here right till the end.

 Marshall : - Where'd you get a meatball... - I don't have much time!

 Barney, with a mean laugh : I've racked up $30,000 of uninsured medical bills

 Barney, with a mean laugh : Totally worth it! You should see the look on your face.

 Barney, with a mean laugh : Wait, you can't... 'cause it's covered in marinara sauce!

 Wilson : He undercut us, and he may have cost that kid his life.

Foreman did what he thought was right. You, on the other hand, sucked out.

My poor dog must have run away and been hit by a car or a truck or a train.

 Dr. Talbot : And then, that day with my wife and the candy, that was the last straw.

 Dr. Talbot : And so, I did, I went to see her the next day to give her money,

 Beckett : Where were you on Thursday between 5 : 00 and 9 : 00 p. M?

 Dr. Talbot : I was here at the office and I worked late that day.

 Talbot's Nurse : Excuse me, Doctor, but your wife and son just arrived.

 Dr. Talbot : But I'm begging you, please leave my wife out of it.

 Beckett : I am following this investigation to wherever it leads.

 Melissa Talbot : Detective Beckett. I didn't expect to see you here today.

 Beckett : and your husband was very kind to let us go over it all again.

When you learned to dance, did you forget how to put on underpants?

 Nancy : She is kidding. But don't ever disagree with her again.

 Kim : I don't know which one. But I do know I need a cigarette.

Let's take a break, go outside and sort this out when we return.

 Rachel : My dad's a doctor. And he would always tell me horror stories...

 Rachel : ...who totally supported the princess' right to smoke.

 Rachel : And then they came back from smoking and they'd made all of the decisions.

 Joey : Yeah, you can get a Volvo. If that's what you really want.

Just as long as I don't hear Chandler's and he doesn't hear mine.

 The Interviewer : - How do you spell that? - It's P as in Phoebe. H as in Heebie.

 Chandler : I know how much this means to you. This isn't just about jewelry.

 Chandler : It's about you and me and the fact that we're best buds.

 Penny : Hang on. Sheldon, do you have any emotional attachment to this box?

 Sheldon : No. It's a novelty I ordered off the Internet. Did you hear the click?

 Howard : If you married the famous rock guitarist Johnny Winter...

Do you see any conversational path that would take us from where we are now...

 Howard : ...to a place where I could ask you out and you'd say yes?

 Ross : I opened my mouth and this British accent just came out.

 The Professor : Do you have a moment to talk about your lecture?

 Rachel : -What are you doing? -You can have an accent, but I can't?

So listen, the Nuart is showing the revised, definitive cut of Blade Runner.

 Howard : This one has eight seconds of previously-unseen footage.

Come on. Afterwards, there's a Q&A with Harrison Ford's body double.

 Leonard : There's this kid in Copenhagen, he has no immune system.

 Leonard : So all he does is sit in his bubble and play "Halo" 24/7.

 Cameron : Early symptoms of kidney failure are nausea, vomiting, ankle swelling.

Echo was normal. The history indicates no sign of cardiac problems.

 Foreman : In her throat. That's the one about 10 inches above her heart.

 House : They stop when they start feeling better. All strep is untreated strep.

 House : It's the big red pumping thing about 10 inches below her throat.

 Cameron : He caught us with your hand up my shirt. He's gotta have a reaction to that.

 Cameron : He knew we were there and he wanted us to know that he knew.

 Chase : Now he does and you're annoyed because he doesn't care.

 Poquille : Shots of husbands cheating on their wives, stuff like that.

 Ryan : That still doesn't explain what you were doing at the crime scene.

 Poquille : Look, I botched an assignment a while ago and Michelle fired me.

 Poquille : She said she was heading home and would wait for me near the subway.

 Raj : So anyway, last night on video chat, I spent, like, 20 minutes just staring into Lucy's eyes.

 Leonard : - That sounds romantic. - It was, until I realized the screen had frozen.

Ahh, I'd love that, but she's not really comfortable around people.

 Sheldon : Yeah, I used to be uncomfortable around people, but then I learned a trick.

 Sheldon : I pretend everyone I meet is a beloved character from Star Trek.

 Howard : No, in a couple of weeks, Stephen Hawking's team is sending an expedition...

 Howard : ...to the North Sea to test hydrodynamic simulations of black holes.

 Howard : One of their experimental physicists dropped out and I recommended you.

 Kutner : Maybe you should figure it out before House figures it out for you.

 Thirteen : or maybe something else. It may not be alcohol at all.

 House : Either we play 20,000 questions with every street drug,

 House : For the record, that doesn't count as your inspired idea.

 Castle : And if after a year, you still wanna move in together,

 Alexis : Who are you always saying is the smart one in the family?

 Cameron : And if you gave anyone else this job, they would always say no.

 Samira Terzi : Five days ago he was 185 pounds. Perfect health.

 Eric Foreman : He's not gonna hire you just because you called him the most,

 Eric Foreman : especially since it's obvious he doesn't want to be called.

 Eric Foreman : Symptoms rule out Miller Fisher. MS fits better.

 Amber Volakis : It's attacking the body and the brain, classic autoimmune.

 Chris Taub : Flirt all you want, but I should warn you, shiksas are for practice.

 Eric Foreman : Lupus this aggressive wouldn't spare her kidneys.

 Eric Foreman : It's primarily neurological. Let's start her on...

 Travis Brennan : An hour after you were sure it was heatstroke.

 Lawrence Kutner : if we solve this just by running your errands.

 Eric Foreman : I'm just trying to save the patient, not score points with my boss.

 "thirteen" : Would it hurt the patient if you let us run some tests?

 Sheldon : All Chuck Norris backwards gets you is : "Sirron Kcuhc."

 Bernadette : You actually see you and Sheldon getting married someday?

 Bernadette : Do you think you and Leonard might ever get married?

 Beckett : Omar, right now, your bags are being searched for a USB drive.

 Omar : Somebody put a bomb in his car, I had people chasing me.

 Beckett : You used the software hack to fire a missile from a drone.

 Beckett : that you had no idea about the flash drive Warburg gave Tanner?

 Omar : I never copied anything. I didn't even know what was on it.

 Omar : and so he told me to return the flash drive to the dead-drop.

 Beckett : Did anyone else know about the flash drive or have access to it?

 Beckett : He said you started dropping by the office two months ago,

 Tom : You know, if your mouse finger gets tired, we can switch.

 Tom : Oh, I get it. You don't want to give up the driver's seat.

 Castle : That's his wife Monica. She said she had no idea what he was doing.

 Beckett : If he's working for Racine, what's he doing with Finch?

 Tom : I'm guessing he discovered Racine was keeping something valuable in the box.

 Esposito : But if they were working together, why would he kill him?

 Esposito : Him working with Finch, what his wife said, it doesn't add.

 Beckett : All we care about is finding the guy who killed him. Ike Thornton.

 House : You want to move on from me, you gotta deal with me, talk to me.

 House : We're not friends anymore. There's no trust to be breached.

 House : I can have you followed, I can call you names, tell your secrets.

 Kutner : There is a world beyond you, you need to realize that.

 House : You charge me for listening in on my own conversations?

Matilda, we're ready for the accessories spread in the conference room.

 Castle : And they didn't have any spots open until fall of 2015.

 Sheldon : ...to the Dutch researchers that Leonard is currently ripping off.

 Sheldon : As I was saying, it's a warm summer evening in ancient Greece--

 Adams : Acid reflux causes asthma, and the acid erodes the stomach, causing the bleeding.

 House : Only matters if Social Services says she beat her daughter.

 Adams : It's a medical procedure, there will be some discomfort.

 Ellen : He was closer to Callie than I was, and I missed him so much.

 Raj : First, at all times, I am to be treated as a colleague and an equal.

 Raj : Second, my contributions shall be noted in published materials.

 Raj : Third, you are never allowed to lecture me on Hinduism or my Indian culture.

 Sheldon : I'm simply affording you the opportunity to apply for it.

 Leonard running in : Hey. Sorry, I couldn't find a parking spot. How are you doing?

 Penny : You have to. We all have to be there to yell "surprise."

 Howard : You have to understand something. We're in a hospital right now.

 Howard : Leonard's fine. I'm fine, thanks for asking, by the way.

 Beckett : He activated his alarm system when he got home last night.

 Captain Victoria Gates : Detective, the news media is calling for comment.

 Captain Victoria Gates : 1PP wants to know what we think this is.

 Beckett : This could be a clue as to his next victim or victims.

 Castle : Or it could be a pictogram, where the images add up to a message.

 Beckett : Tory's trying to analyze each image, find their sources.

 Castle : she's most likely someone with a high Internet profile, like Abby Smith.

 Gates : And that date, November 12th. Any special significance?

 Ryan : Well, for starters, it turns out it is World Pneumonia Day.

 Ryan : But we're also checking into any news events, births, deaths

 Ryan : as well as anyone Garrett put away while he was in Cyber.

 Tory : It was cropped from this photo of a food blogger named Mary Fuchs.

 Raj : Dude, I'm an astrophysicist. If there were solar flares, I'd be all up in it.

 Raj : Do you think this is really Hillary Clinton doing it with Oprah?

 Leonard : Tell me why you woke me up or I swear to God I will kill you.

 Sheldon : Do you really think death threats are an appropriate way to begin conversation?

 The Cooking Teacher : -I think you should give him your star. -Excuse me?

-He doesn't know what he's doing. -Nobody knows what they're doing.

 Joey : Hey, if my friend says it's time to go, it's time to go!

 Barney : Helping young women raise money for community college.

 Burke : We have to manage the damage ourselves before it spins out of control.

 Burke : - Then no one has anything to say. - No. No way. No way.

 Mrs. Griswold to her husband condescending : Could you make sure they get the breathing tube

 Mrs. Griswold to her husband condescending : out of my throat right after surgery this time?

 Mrs. Griswold to her husband condescending : Are you trying to cut off my circulation?

 Mrs. Griswold : Well, I don't really care whose job he's doing.

 Mrs. Griswold : He's squeezing my arm off. Are you just gonna sit there?

I didn't want to just attack someone out of the blue like some kind of...

 Stangel : it is very unlikely that you'll be able to father a child.

 Castle : Yeah! She was very popular in certain Manhattan circles.

As a matter of fact, she did a reading for me at a society party

 Castle : she told me that a beautiful woman would one day move into my loft,

 Lanie : I'd say yesterday afternoon is the approximate time of death.

I got a maintenance worker, said he saw a man leaving the back door

 Javier Esposito : of Vivien's office around 2 : 30 yesterday afternoon.

 Lanie : These scratches on her face indicate that she tried to move.

She's got a notation in here for 3 : 00 p.m. yesterday. It just says, "T.J."

 Ryan : Mediums are the ones that can see ghosts, right, Castle?

 Sheldon : that Colonel Sanders was never actually in the military?

 Colonel Williams : So, which one of you is the brains behind all this?

 Howard : but I guess if we had to pick a main brain, it would be me.

 Cuddy : Well, I was hoping you might be available for Rachel's Simchat Bat.

 House : A time-honored tradition, dating all the way back to the 1960s.

 House : but I already put down a deposit on 16 crates of Jell-O.

 House : Religious hokum against sponge bath. Can I get back to you?

 House : 'Cause he's my next patient. It'd be rude of me not to introduce myself.

 Stacy : Last Thursday he saw you for post-op care. If you hate your doctor,

 Stacy : This guy didn't sue Cameron or Foreman, he didn't even sue House!

 Stacy : something you don't want us to know before your hearing.

 Stacy : The guy didn't hate you before that meeting, he hated you after.

 Monica : Forget it! Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet.

 Joey : Come on, this guy's great. His name's Bob. He's Angela's...

 Joey : I go on three auditions a month and say l' m an actor, but he's

 Richard to Derek : - You put your weight behind it? - Yes, sir.

 Meredith : Well, I heard about you all the way here in Seattle.

 Judah : Now, will you please shut up so the grown-ups can think?

 Todd : Maybe there's something in this room that's shaped like this keyhole.

You know why I'm never gonna eat meat? Because it's cold-blooded murder.

...and you don't want to cheat unless it's with someone really hot?

 Sheldon : Now, here's your tartar sauce. I also brought you salsa.

 Sheldon : A little unconventional, but I think you'll like it. It's zingy.

 Sheldon : And for you, Factory Burrito Grande, no cheese, no sour cream...

 Sheldon : ...no ugly consequences from your lactose intolerance.

 Leonard : I heard about this professor who melted down, bought a van...

You know, I bet if we all chipped in, we could buy Sheldon a van.

 Wilson : No. His bone marrow's indeterminate. Spleen biopsy's the only way to go.

 House : You know, when the Inuit go fishing, they don't look for fish.

 House : They look for the blue heron because there's no way to see the fish.

Now, if he's got hairy cell, what else should we see circling overhead?

 Chase : - He should have all sorts of weird viruses. - H.T.L.V. and A.T.L.V.

Now, here it comes. There's an abrupt jump from slow-wave sleep.

 House : Okay. But he probably didn't know that you were asleep.

I'm gonna write you a prescription for a low-dose antidepressant.

If you wanna save yourself the $15 co-pay, you could have sex while you're awake.

I fell off a stepladder and hit my head. It was a stupid accident.

 Taub : He was lying down both times we took his blood pressure.

 Thirteen : Protracted hypotension could have induced his heart attack.

 Taub : He was upright, then you laid him down on the bed to test him.

POTS can be brought on by viral or bacterial infection such as mono.

 House : You didn't read your ceramics course description, did you?

 Monica : Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare?

 Woman : It's okay, it's okay. I'm here, I'm here. I'm so sorry I'm late.

That would be where the check came from, if Talbot was telling the truth.

I've got a feeling he wasn't even telling the truth about the affair with Eliska.

 Castle : How long before the warrant comes through and we can open it?

 Ryan : It all went down pretty much the way the incident report said.

Turns out the reason that the mom first noticed our vic hanging around

 Ryan : As it happens, they were both in the same post-delivery ward in the hospital.

 Espositio : Yeah. Both babies were born on the same day, you believe that?

 Melissa Talbot : but like we already told you, we barely knew the woman.

 Melissa Talbot : She'd only been working in the building a few months.

 Castle : He passed away three years ago. He died of Niemann-Pick syndrome.

 Rachel : If you take this monkey, I'll lose an important person in my life.

 Rachel : You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him.

 Beckett : so we should have his financials in a couple of hours.

 Esposito : In line at the airport with $5,000 cash in his suitcase,

 Castle : Nothing says, "I'm guilty," like an attempt to flee the country.

 Castle : The next time you decide to go all Mr. Freeze on someone,

 Domingo : - I don't understand. - We found you with a packed suitcase,

 Domingo : My sister, she's in Ecuador. She's very sick. She needs surgery.

 Beckett : Is it just me, or does everything not seem "just fine"?

 Esposito : Even the most heinous turbulence won't bring a plane down.

 Scarlett : She tried to get into the club and I stopped her at the rope line.

 Scarlett : I told her I would call the police if she didn't walk away. So she did.

 Troy : Uh, just pretty girls and good, clean, all-American fun.

 Troy : but it's because he was looking for something he couldn't find.

 Beckett : Troy, we're gonna need to see the footage that you shot tonight.

 Gary : Got down here as soon as I heard, buddy. It's just so awful.

 Troy : Detective Beckett, Mr. Castle, this is Gary Moore, our COO.

Is there anyone else that you think might've wanted to harm Beau?

 Gary : Well, unfortunately, he received death threats on a daily basis.

 Sheldon : to be picked for a game that was played in fifth grade,

 Howard : Well, a lot of people who weren't available, but then me!

 Sheldon : May I remind you that you're talking to the seeker, beater,

 Foreman : Vomiting stopped after the ER put him on antiemetics.

 Foreman : and feed him every meal he's had in the last four years.

 House : You couldn't round up enough doddering, old guinea pigs,

 Foreman : I'd like to sit in. Especially since you're short a team member.

 Beckett : How about your little visit to Jessica at the dungeon last week?

 Castle : She didn't tell anybody where the dungeon was, so how'd you find it?

 Beckett : You were her rival for a fellowship. You needed her out of the way.

 Matt : Look, I needed that funding, okay? My work is important.

 Matt : I mean, come on. Seriously, I couldn't let her get that fellowship.

 Matt : And when I saw her research, I mean, it read like fiction.

 Castle : You're not putting a whole lot of checks in the innocent column here, Matt.

 Matt : I told her that if she didn't withdraw her fellowship application,

 Matt : Jessica withdrew her application the day before she was killed.

 Matt : on an e-mail that she sent to the head of the committee.

 Beckett : Yeah, but if he's telling the truth, then we have no motive.

 Penny : I don't know. It's just, he's so passionate about so many different things.

 Bernadette : I remember the first time I looked through a microscope and saw tiny microorganisms.

 Bernadette : If I wanted to, I could wipe it out with my thumb like a god.

Absolutely. All we need to do is spend time and find something you're passionate about.

 Howard : However long you think the foreplay should be, triple it.

 Tv Announcer : Bruiser has Becker on the canvas and is going for his favorite area!

Wait! If that's his favorite area, why is he being so mean to it?

 Sofia : You said he was the best. Maybe your rating is not so objective.

 Castle : I am following every lead. It's only a matter of time.

 Sofia : Which is one thing I do not have. You're fired, Mr. Castle.

 Castle : Fine. Effective immediately, I'm hiring myself to solve this case.

 Castle : Somewhere, last night one of Anahita's fans must have seen her in that limo.

 Castle : So I have been going over every post, every tweet, every comment,

 Castle : every photo of Ana that's hit social media in the last 24 hours.

 Castle : and I have a photo aggregator in case any new photos get posted.

There! There's Ana in the white limo! Looks like she's in a hurry.

 Penny : Nah, I prefer to look at it as the one with my ex-boyfriend

 Penny : and his gorgeous, successful and sophisticated girlfriend,

 Sheldon : I'm sorry, do I really need to connect the dots for you?

 Sheldon : is every pathogen that calls your mouth home, sweet home.

 Sheldon : Not to mention the visitors who arrive on the dancing tongue

 Masters : No one will stop Kendall's sail. You need to step in.

 Masters : And made a decision that will in all likelihood kill their daughter.

 House : Chase convinced you to leave Mommy and now he feels responsible.

 House : Do a psych eval, if he doesn't start weeping again, send him home.

I just had sex with someone who wasn't alive during the bicentennial.

A sad chapter in the history of Baron's All-American Beauty Pageant.

 Baron : You might recognize her as Baron's All-American Beauty 1995.

 Beckett : And speaking of press, can we get rid of the cameras?

 Beckett : This is, after all, a murder investigation, not a reality show.

 Beckett : Now, were those cameras recording last night's dinner?

 Barney : I don't know. I just want to be with her. All the time.

 Barney : Look, Lily, are you going to help me out with this or not?

 Lily : I see a confused little kid in the corner trying to eat the lefty scissors,

I gotta help the poor little bastard. But only if you stop sleeping around. Deal?

is your local ice-cream man actually driving a roving meth lab on wheels?

 Clerk : All I know is they both came in twice a week to check it.

 Clerk : and he seemed a little worked up after I told him about the phone call I'd got.

 Clerk : Some dude with a Russian accent called, asking me who owned box 552.

 Clerk : I told the caller we don't give out that kind of information.

 Clerk : But when I mentioned the call to Anton, he flipped out.

Right, right. It'll be great because we'll have Big Ben and little Ben...

 Audrey : That is a disgusting thing to say. She was my best friend.

Yeah, but, Castle, all we have is circumstantial evidence and soft alibis.

 Castle : You know, it's never too late to live out your fantasy.

 Beckett : and, suddenly, the Earth is destroyed and they're all that's left of humanity?

 Beckett : Why would she blame you? I mean, you're just doing your job.

 Gates : on a heroin ring in East New York and they had an undercover inside.

CASTLE : But the angle is over the monitor, we can't see the screen.

 House : Okay, so what's been working overtime to kill Miss Bin Laden?

 House : Say the magic word and get immunity from the next challenge.

 Chase : Raises red blood cell count, causes masses on the organs.

Do you see a blonde guy who still has peach fuzz standing up there?

 Raj : My clothes have been in the laundry all day, and she hid my keys.

 Raj : I think they might be in her bra because she jingles when she walks.

 Howard : Hey, you wanted a woman in your life, now you got one.

- Should we go back and rescue him? - Too late. We'll see him at his bar mitzvah.

 Amy : I picked up the Chinese food just the way Leonard used to.

 Joey : ...and their little baby toes and their little hands....

 Raj : But what if one of them asks me what I was up to the night before

 Bernadette : Were you seeing other women when we started dating?

 Penny : Well, I'm having an impossible time getting my career off the ground,

 Wil : Well, I have certainly taken some jobs that I've been embarrassed by.

 Landlady : Booked his room solid for the last month. Paid cash.

 Penny : - Come on. Don't make this about you. - I'm not. It's about you.

 Bernadette : Compared to them, I'm feeling pretty good about us.

 Howard : Me too. How about we blow off dessert, go home early? I'll do that laundry.

 Sheldon : Yes, and as you know, I planned to pretend to enjoy it.

 Bernadette : Well, I didn't have to, but for the sake of accuracy

 Bernadette : Like what? Your incomplete set of Star Trek collector plates?

 Howard : and it was a mint condition Scotty from a smoke-free home.

 Beckett : and that his mausoleum was paid for with his stolen winnings?

 Castle : How driven you were to come to New York, make things right.

 Beckett : We found the money from Hixton's safe in your apartment

Well, you managed to keep this appointment, so you have no short-term memory problem.

Multiple personalities? Do you find yourself losing chunks of time?

Do you wake up, and you don't remember falling asleep? No. I just wake up really exhausted.

 Sarah : He's always calling me, always wanting to get back together, complaining about mixed signals.

 House : If nothing else, it will get you away from your ex for a night.

- What, you got her on speed dial? - I just follow the scent of arrogance.

 Chase : Another slightly enlarged node over here. Two more in his neck and one in his groin.

 Wilson : - And there's a cyst in his liver. - It looks complex. Central necrosis?

 House : I was rooting for a really cool tumor. Instead we're stuck with this crap.

 Rita : The person behind the LokSat memo is still out there, still thriving.

 Rita : Their deaths weren't your fault, Kate. Surely you must see that.

 Beckett : And, you know, maybe in doing it, that'll give me peace,

 Beckett : So I have to choose between finding the killer and being with Rick?

 Castle : It's too bad. I was hoping there'd be a little more to the story than that.

 Castle : A lot of parents will go through their kids' drawers or computers.

 Lanie : I discovered cyanide residue in a prescription time-release capsule.

 Rachel : - How do you know Monica? - I was her accountant four years ago.

I'm interested to find out who's been doing her taxes the last four years.

 Rachel : You were supposed to tell her to come! I was bringing the cake!

- Fine, I'll go call her. - And please tell her to bring a cake!

We have a lot of options. A number of prototypes for you to try on.

 Thirteen : Haven't seen him visiting or sitting by your bedside.

 Taub : Question is, which type of clostridium? There's hundreds.

 Taub : Wouldn't account for his other symptoms. C. Tetani, on the other hand?

 Taub : The guy fights people with swords for fun, no one said he's smart.

 Beckett : Fond enough that you were able to masquerade as her mother.

 Beckett : Her will shows that she planned to leave you $300,000.

 Beckett : So when she confronted you, you knew that you had a narrow window

The one that gave her the two-karat Arthur Klein earrings just the other day.

they must have just split up because he was trying to win her over.

 Gloria Chambers : I was nowhere near this godforsaken soap set when she died.

 Esposito : OTB receipts in Gloria's purse put her betting on races until 10 : 00 p.m.

 Beckett : And our time of death is estimated at 11 : 00 on the outside,

 Lucas : It's like that "cancer, but not cancer" thing you were talking about.

 House : To find the anomaly, I need to chop off the top of her head.

 House : I'm not usually confused when you say things like that.

I flip the light switch on and off 17 times when I leave a room...

Oh, I have to work too. Yeah, I'm stuck here at the office all day.

Yeah, okay. Let me just grab my night-vision goggles and my stun gun.

 Raj : And you know what will be on that elephant's back? A seat warmer.

 Leonard : I'm not gonna schmooze anybody. I'm gonna let my work speak for itself.

 Amy : If you really want tenure, cozy up to the people making the decision.

 Sheldon : But I suppose it wouldn't hurt to know who's on the committee.

 Joey : You can come in, but your filter-tip buddy stays outside!

 Nate : My God, Mom! Save me the melodramatic hand-wringing, okay?

 House : Which means he'll be dead long before Foreman turns in his parking pass.

 House : So what causes personality disorder, head pain, blah, blah, blah,

 Chase : Altered mental status leads to the personality disorder and rage.

 Chase : All we need to do is figure out what caused the liver failure.

 House : Yes. Also, we need to figure out how symptoms yesterday

 Cameron : If his liver's failing now, it wasn't great yesterday.

 Cameron : If it wasn't operating at capacity, it could have caused...

 House : Okay. Let's go with the liver and a time-machine theory.

 Beckett : But, Castle, why would you be abducted on our wedding day

 Beckett : Okay, well, why don't we take a step back from Thailand?

 Beckett : Okay so, could it have been, um, an award that Alexis won?

 Castle : Hey, are we still on for that date tonight? All right.

 Martha : That girl is too young for you. Or I should say, you are too old for her.

 Castle : And unemployed divas who live in glass houses, rent-free,

 Beckett : to her husband last night, and on a hunch I ask him about her cell phone.

 Beckett : She bought a new cell phone the day she died. And it had GPS in it,

 Chase : They ate what he ate, and what 100 other healthy people ate.

 Foreman : Not this food, any food. Jordan says she ate all of this.

 Cameron : We should do a barium swallow for Mallory-Weiss tears,

 Cameron : start her on nutritional supplements, get a psych consult.

 Wilson : It's not like you plan on attending any of the presentations.

 House : "Patient perceptions of complications in end-stage chemotherapy."

 Wilson : And you're wondering why I wouldn't want to repeat that experience?

Just when you think you've left Flock of Seagulls behind in your rear-view mirror,

 House : There's gotta be no radical steps here, gotta be subtle.

 Ryan : Castle should be way more excited about his date tonight.

 Ryan : Isn't it obvious? She's totally going to put the moves on him.

 Beckett : Don't you guys think that he's actually evolved beyond that by now?

Well, if you've been waiting that long, why not wait a few minutes more?

Well, I just... What are we... What are we... What are we doing here?

 Joey : You can't have S-E-X when you're taking care of a B-A-B-l-E.

 Lanie : And since you knew the lab had purchased large amounts of LAH...

 Alan : They couldn't take the risk that I might see something on the news,

 Alan : put the pieces together, and report it to the authorities.

 Beckett : There is no way that Mike, a chemist, would be working alone here.

 Beckett : So we have to get a court order to impound the entire laboratory

 Beckett : and make sure that nobody destroys any of the evidence.

 Castle : Tyson's lawyers insisted we move him from the holding cell.

 Castle : You know, I remember back at the motel when I saw him turn.

 Castle : knowing that my mistake set him free and cost people lives.

 Rachel : Well, can you give me some names of doctors and medications?

Because I want to be ready. I want to know everything so I can do this.

It's possible the best thing you can do for her, if you love her,

There's nothing you could reveal about yourself that I wouldn't want to know.

Six months of magazines I know I'll never read, but I won't throw out.

 Cristina : I don't wash dishes, vacuum, or put the toilet paper on the holder.

 Cristina : The only things in my fridge are water, vodka, and diet soda, and I don't care.

 Raj : Do either of you ladies enjoy the novels of John Grisham?

 Penny : Anime. You know, I knew a girl in high school named Anna May.

 Penny : Then she had this bad nose job and basically wound up with three.

 Sheldon : that a rapidly rotating mirror turns virtual photons into real ones

 Leonard : And I am happy to report that he died peacefully in his sleep,

 Sheldon : That is a perfectly satisfying and plausible explana...

- Well, you should talk to Stuart. - l can't, because that was a lie.

I mean, you put it in front of "dokay" and you really got something.

 Penny : This is one of those things where talking about it is not gonna make it better.

 Leonard : Actually, ethyl alcohol inhibits electrical conduction in the nerve cells...

 Leonard : ...and stimulates reuptake receptors of inhibitory neurotransmitters...

 Psychic : Your spirit guides are telling me that there's a woman in your life

 Sheldon : I'm clearly an annoying person and have problems with both genders.

 Psychic : They're telling me that you have difficulty being close with her.

Gotta figure out if his pain's coming from his brain or his body.

 Cuddy : And hearing me say "no" over the phone wasn't good enough?

 Cuddy : You know that foster care official is coming in the morning...

 Cuddy : Do not try and force me to choose between my child and this...

 Cuddy : You want to separate a patient's central nervous system

 House : If it vanishes... What about options three, four and five?

 Cuddy : His respiratory system freezes, or he dies of infection,

 Cuddy : or he leaks CNS fluid like a fire hydrant, which would make him wish he were dead.

 Cuddy : You preach objectivity, but as soon as a patient comes in, in pain,

 Cuddy : You don't care if there's a one-in-three chance you'll kill him.

 House : If I don't diagnose him, there's a one-in-one chance he'll kill himself.

 Howard : The dragon falls from the sky, crashing into the volcano.

 Howard : He crawls out, spreads his wings and prepares to attack...

 Beckett : So, let's look into Brian's life, see if there's any connection to Romania.

 Castle : Well, it's poker night. Lehane and Connelly are in town.

 Castle : I thought you might want to join us, but if you have plans...

No way. You're inviting me to your mystery writers' poker night?

 Alex Conrad : It's really awesome to meet you guys. I am a huge fan.

 Michael Connelly : It's not a book signing, kid, we're here to play poker.

And that's the rule. We lose a member, nobody sits there for a year.

 Dennis Lehane : So, we were just talking about our books becoming movies.

 Rachel : Nothing. It's really... It's nothing. Oome here. Oome here.

we can get it between the lock and the frame, we might be able to pop it open.

 House : Anyone got a clue how liver cells got into the kid's armpit?

 Cameron : Cancer cells break into the lymphatic system all the time.

 House : What's the difference between cancer cells and liver cells?

 House : So if the liver cells are damaged, it's theoretically possible to pass into the lymphatic system.

 House : Liver failure could also explain pleural effusion, even the heart issues.

 Cameron : He was immunized for hep A and B, and do you really think this kid is having unprotected sex or sharing needles?

 Harrison Tisdale : Stay back, stay back! Don't come anywhere closer!

 Barney : Just let the man explain how it's all about his wearing a lady's watch.

 Sheldon : Because it made me realize they'll just send anyone up there.

 Foreman : He might have picked up a bacterial infection from the victim's blood.

 House : When he's not working, where does he go all day to hide out?

 House : Meantime, Bert, take Ernie and check his office for environmentals.

 House : I'll talk to Cuddy about getting the autopsy results faster.

 Masters hurrying After Him And Grinning Hugely : And they're both roommates. That was a good one.

 House grimacing, Puts The Sandwich Back. : I'm doing her a favor.

 Wilson : You never do anything unless it stands to benefit you.

 House : But in a good relationship, people sometimes do things for each other.

 Beckett : I just figured this would be a great way for you to unwind

 Castle : Of course not. That's not what you're trying to do, is it?

I'm gonna talk to Mark tonight, and I'm gonna stay here with you.

 Stacy [smile Fades.] : Now I'm here and you start running? What the hell changed?

Now you're introspective? Weren't so analytical the other night.

 Joey : - Hey, I think Emma might like it. - Oh, Emma might like what?

 Rachel : People are getting a little antsy waiting for Emma to wake up from her nap.

 Rachel : Joey and Phoebe are gonna perform a little something for us.

 Joey : I do it every week with three cameras pointed at me and a whole crew waiting.

 Joey : I will be doing a dramatic reading of one of Emma's books.

Oh, wait. I just realized, if I do that, that means you don't get her.

You know, every now and then, she might like some barbecue potato chips.

- I told you, you're not right for the part. - What do you mean?

 Joey : Rach, don't I seem like a professor you'd buy some kind of e-crap from?

 Rachel : I'm sorry, this sounds like something I'm never gonna be interested in.

Look, come on, please? It's not like I'm asking you for some crazy favor.

 Joey to Chandler : This is what I do for a living. I am a professionaI actor.

 Bailey : That foolish, foolish woman. She swallowed four razor blades?

 Constance : Come on, April, baby, don't go for him. He's such an idiot.

 Constance : I didn't come here to starve to death. I want mint-chocolate-chip ice cream.

Mint, OK? Not Rocky Road. You better not get me that Rocky Road. It sucks.

 Constance : Thank God. Mama Bear, help me out here, OK? I'm starving.

 Constance : Right there you're in official violation of the Eighth Amendment.

 Bailey : and half a dozen kinds of infection. We need to operate right away.

 Constance scoffs : I don't need an operation. I taped up the blade. It passes the next day.

 Constance scoffs : - What's the big deal? - You swallowed four blades.

I was distracted by the 4-caret diamond your 53-year-old husband bought you.

 Ted : Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a turturkeykey to baste.

 Zoey : But relax. I've got a ton of sides to heat up since my plans fell through.

 Zoey : They were worn out from putting that spell on your hair.

 Zoey : You're not exactly who I thought I'd be spending Thanksgiving with, either.

 Lily : - Ted, give her a chance. - Enemies can't become friends.

 Ted : You guys can't be objective. You still feel guilty about last night.

 Foreman : Nothing like a melodramatic gesture to solve everything.

 Cameron : We were wrong, too. Steroids wouldn't have helped her.

 Gayle Finnegan : Sue made it for the wedding. Every guest was going to get one.

 Beckett : - You said Sue made this? - Yes, she's a graphic artist.

 Castle : - How long has Sue known Elise? - Oh, I don't know. A year, maybe.

 Castle : Learns everything there is to know, paving the way for Fletcher.

 Beckett : Who comes in with a playbook of all of Elise's hopes and dreams

 Castle : Why would they fake Fletcher's death in such a public way?

 Beckett : If her dad is right and Fletcher really fell in love with Elise...

 Beckett : Then Sue stood to lose a fortune by not finishing the con.

 Beckett : then Sue had no chance of pulling off the con on her own.

 Vogler : Just wanted to stop by and introduce myself. I'm Edward Vogler, new chairman of the board.

 House : I am sorry about the lab coat thing. My dry cleaners just destroyed it.

 Vogler : That was my very first heart transplant committee meeting. Very exciting.

Your patient's very lucky to have such a passionate doctor. Stands up for what he believes in.

 House : Yes. I don't envy the transplant committee their responsibility.

 House : They basically would have been forced to kill that poor girl.

 House : You need full board approval to get rid of me. I've got Cuddy.

 Vogler : It's actually easier for me to get rid of a board member like Cuddy or Wilson...

 Donny Osmond : Let's meet our contestants. First, Gene Lester is a database specialist.

 Donny Osmond : He's gonna be playing with Days of Our Lives star Joey Tribbiani.

I know it can be intimidating for regular people to be around celebrities...

 Joey : ...but relax. I'm just like you, only better-Iooking and richer.

She'll be playing with star of General Nospital, Leslie Oharleson.

 Donny : Welcome, everybody. Good luck to all of you. Let's play Pyramid.

 Donny : Gene, you won the toss, so you'll start. Which category?

 Castle : Let me guess, you couldn't because you needed to protect me.

 Beckett : - I'm so sorry. - This is getting really old, Beckett.

 Beckett : when the newer one is so much more powerful and accurate?

 Vasiliy : It's an old KGB code name for weapon caches planted in NATO countries

 Vasiliy : After the dissolution of the Soviet Union, many were abandoned.

I'd say it's gonna be at least three hours before she's even conscious.

 Sarah : Dr. Cuddy's message said it was just dehydration from diarrhea.

 Chase : Sure, it's no big deal. You just have to keep an eye on them.

 Alexis : Detective Beckett already said it's cool if I volunteer down at the station.

 Castle : Then I would be honored to carpool with you or share a cab.

 Beckett : - Any signs of struggle? - Contusions coming up, here and here.

 Lanie : But it's likely a result of his tumble down the trash chute.

 Lanie : Do you know how long I have to shower before heading out on a date?

 Castle : No, but if you need someone to time it for you I'd be happy to...

 Beckett : Yep, that's our guy. All right, the name is Sam Parker.

 Beckett : And the driver's license has his address placed in Connecticut.

 Sheldon : All right, this is about me and him; you're not part of it.

 Rachel : The charity was a big success, and they raised a lot of money and awareness.

 Joey : I just got this really weird message from Ross. He said to turn on MTV.

 Castle : Like, a gangly girl with stringy hair and braces named Katrina.

 Alexis : That's the one. She did the whole ugly-duckling-to-swan thing,

 Alexis : That's so funny that you ran into her. The world is really small.

- between 2 : 00 and 5 : 00 a.m. - She left the party at midnight.

 Castle : - So, where was she for two hours? - Any signs of sexual assault?

 Lanie : indicating that she was slapped hard. But here's the weird part.

 Lanie : I made a reconstruction. It's four-sided. It's slimmer at the tip

 Esposito : Lots of cigarette butts, soda cans. And an empty package

Yeah. Preliminary tox screen indicates her blood alcohol was 0.02,

In his mind, he gave you fair warning that he was gonna kill again.

 Shaw : If you had been smarter, you would have been able to stop him.

 Shaw : We need to get the body to the morgue and pull the slugs.

 Shaw : If the pattern holds, he should have a four-letter word for us.

 Shaw : and let me know what you find? Once you're dressed, of course.

 Lanie : Hey. Heard you two were making pancakes when the body dropped.

 Lanie : - Well, I found formaldehyde on her. - Yeah, that's from the killer.

 Lanie : I also found traces of clay, polyurethane and animal blood.

 Lanie : I don't know who she is, but I can tell you what she does.

I know what a silent auction is. What's going on with your hair?

 Rachel : Phoebe, this is Mr. Thompson. He's the head of my department.

 Rachel : Actually, I was about to bid on this lovely trip to Paris.

 Rachel : Chandler wrote something about me and won't let me see.

 Sheldon : In fact, I'm going to begin preparing my defense right now.

 Leonard after Raj whispers to him : Oh, that's right. Thursday's Stan Lee day.

 Sheldon : ...feeding me legal precedents, and, if you have the strength...

 Sheldon : ...carrying me out on your shoulders when I'm victorious.

 Sheldon : Are you saying that you will not stand beside me as I plead my case?

 Howard : Uh, if this was Sophie's Choice, it would've been a much shorter movie. No.

lt was just a practical joke between Chandler and me, but it's over, okay?

Actually, no. Even if l had died, you would not be left childless.

 Castle : But now they've sent Maddox to hunt him down and get it back.

 Castle : If we don't get to him before Maddox does, you will never be safe again.

 Castle : Well, now we don't have a choice. If Maddox gets to him before we do...

 Sheldon : Just the latest copy of Applied Particle Physics Quarterly.

 Penny : Oh, you know, that is so weird that yours came and mine didn't.

...know that I'm comfortable with the two of us climbing the stairs in silence.

 Foreman : Could be cancer, sepsis, trauma, liver disease, haemorrhagic fever...

 Taub : I'm gonna start treating the symptoms while you finish listing the possible causes.

 Riggin : there's really no reason to expect any danger at virtually any dose.

 Esposito : but his neighbors say he hasn't been there in a month.

We're scouring through his financials, but they are severely outdated.

The guy closed his accounts years ago. Basically living off the grid.

 Gates : Got something. We canvassed near a diner McManus used to frequent.

 Gates : An SRO desk clerk just ID'd him. He's been staying there a month.

 Beckett : Take the place apart. Look for anything that might lead us to him.

 Castle : - Oh, my mother called you, didn't she? - You owe me a rematch.

 Castle : Fine. You want to play? Let's play. How about tomorrow night?

What, are you kidding? No, no, no. Those guys would eat you alive.

You know, your boss, your boss' boss, and the guy that signs your warrants.

 Esposito : Nah, he's too tall for the clothes in that ba It's not him.

and that it's the same type of weapon that was used to kill Jane.

 Beckett : and you knew she was in love with someone else. Didn't you?

 Beckett : Castle, we just got some bad news, so no hypotheticals.

 Beckett : Sorry to shake your snow globe, but you helped me once,

 Smith : Every narcotic has a signature, a fingerprint, ifyou will.

 Beckett : And from the high levels of chloride ion in his blood,

 Castle : He had a heated argument with our victim the night before he was killed.

 Esposito : He still paid for most of his tuition, books and living expenses,

 Esposito : He didn't have a job and his mom was just squeaking by.

 Castle : from receiving any financial assistance from outside his family.

 Esposito : And when he couldn't make the payments, they came after him.

 Winters : When do you think we can get this back up and running?

 Audrey : She introduced me to Davis. She's the reason we're together.

 Davis : we helped out, and it just kind of took off from there.

 Audrey : I saw her yesterday morning and she seemed really upset.

 Audrey : All she said was that someone she had trusted had betrayed her.

 Davis : There were those fans. The ones that sent all the threats.

and started making new Nebula 9 webisodes, starring the three of us.

 Audrey : You know, picking up where the show left off. Like, as a tribute.

 House : I still think the patient's sick. I'm keeping him here.

Yeah. Either you can do your job and keep the hospital informed,

 House : or you can help me make sure the hospital is not informed

 House : She's done everything she needs to do except tell her patient that she's dying.

 Cameron : I'm not telling Cindy she's dying until the diagnosis is confirmed.

 House : Guy just filed an appeal in a state that hasn't actually killed anybody

 Chase : What if it wasn't suicide? What if it was an escape plan?

 Chase : Drink enough methanol to get transferred to a hospital, try to escape from here.

 House : Explains everything except the symptom that got him here.

 House : His heart went nuts before he got stuck in that storage cell

 House : Check for intracranial lesions, brain infections, autoimmune diseases,

 Castle : On the ground, at the crime scene. I thought it was a button.

 Castle : But this is it, that's what it was. It fell off of his suit.

 Esposito : That's when he was Joe Citizen, taking it to the bad guys.

 Ryan : Going out there, prowling the city, knocking some heads?

 Beckett : Well, maybe somebody picked it up, or maybe it was a button.

 Beckett : You're right. Castle, I think there's a partial print on it.

 Chandler : Joey wanted to ask her out, but, you know, she picked me.

 Howard : It may have been a heart attack or heart-attack-like event.

 Amy : Just this once, can't we find something that we're both happy with?

 Sheldon : Fine. How about one of the most beguiling and influential couples of the 20th century?

- I don't think you've seen my lab before. - I know, it's long overdue. What you doing?

 Leonard : No. Although, Howard was making some strides in that area until he met Bernadette.

 Leonard : Now the Lisatronic 3000 just sits in a box, waiting for the phone to ring.

 Penny : - What's going on in here? - No, no, no, don't look in there.

 Monica : I know that switch does something. I got these from City Hall.

 House : I don't care if you marry this guy, date this guy, go through his garbage,

 Wilson : Okay, you feel guilty about stealing the guy's girl, I get that.

 Wilson : or it comes back positive, and you shut up, and your leg starts hurting.

 Cameron : The treatment's not working. We've got the wrong fungus.

 Penny : where the killer ape DNA is slowly taking over my body.

 Penny : But I realize they're gluing fur everywhere except my cleavage.

 Penny : and still not even close to the most disgusting person in there.

 Sheldon : string theory, I'm struggling to find my next area of focus.

 Sheldon : which of these areas do you think is the most promising?

 Thirteen : And then you get angry, start telling yourself nothing matters anymore.

 Thirteen : Maybe you go out to bars and pick up a bunch of women.

 Howard : Leonard, you gotta see this. We found a match for Sheldon.

 Leonard : Great. Maybe she can have sex with him and walk out on him the next morning...

 Howard : Right now, Dr. Sheldon Cooper has to send an e-mail to his perfect match.

 Leonard : If she can do it, I can do it. If she can do it, I can do it.

 Leonard : Oh, relax. She took Sheldon to the hospital to get a brain scan.

 Leonard : Mother likes looking at brains and Sheldon likes getting his brain scanned.

 Leonard : ...and I'm seriously considering alcoholism as a new career path.

 Penny : I talked to her for five minutes yesterday and I've been half bombed ever since.

 Penny : Auditioning with 50 other blondes for some stupid antidepressant commercial.

 Joey : The photographer said she thinks l should have my eyebrows waxed.

No, l totally disagree. l think it's fine for a guy to do something like that.

 Joey : Stop it, you guys. Stop staring, you're freaking me out.

-Only if l don't have to get up and sing. -But everybody sings. lt's so fun.

Last time, this adorable old man got up there, forgot all the words, flipped out...

 Beckett : You realized you had the means, as long as no one knew.

 Steve : It violated our agreement. If VonRoenn found out, they'd ruin me.

 Beckett : Which is why you hired a strike team to recover that stone from our custody.

It had been torched, but CSU still was able to pull the VIN number.

 Janet : I only meant to scare her. But she grabbed for the gun, and...

She would've exposed us, Steve. We were going to lose everything.

 Beckett : Castle, I swear, if you're bringing me face-to-face with Linus,

Not just sea shells, those are our sea shells. We collected those...

 Castle : but at least it won't be hungrily staring at you in the morning.

 Castle : And there's a chapter in there that speaks to couples like us.

 Castle : And it says that we need to define our shared territory together.

 Castle : You have to admit, though, we brought this upon ourselves.

 Castle : Look, if you're scared, you can always sleep on my side of the bed tonight.

 Thirteen : If we're right, she could wake up from the coma in a few hours.

 Patty : This is all a game to our captor. We're being manipulated.

He found the name Northcliffwritten on the bottom of one of the puzzles.

 Ryan : Now, when Emma was a teenager, she walked dogs for a pair of psychiatrists.

 Ryan : According to the police report, only personal property was taken.

 Esposito : The VHS tapes. She must have broken in to steal them.

 Roy : He's pain-free for the first time in months, he's even hungry.

His optic disks are swollen. He's got intracranial hypertension.

 Foreman : He's not a savant at listening, he's a savant at playing.

 Cameron : Do you have any idea why House would want to go to Boston?

 Cameron : I heard there's an opening at Harvard for Division Chief,

 Roy : Deliver it, or I'll make sure you end up the ones with nothing.

 Thirteen : For thinking I was worth breaking the law to keep around.

 Thirteen : Cuddy had IT trace all the IP addresses who've logged into my e-mail account.

 Wilson : Obviously House decided he needs you more than he's willing to...

 Thirteen : And he'd do a lot better job of lying than you just did.

But it doesn't matter any more. Why? Because of House or Foreman?

 Wilson : You're good for both of them, but Foreman's not my best friend.

 Cameron : Continuous EEG shows no interictal spikes. It's not abdominal epilepsy.

 Roy : He's dying, and not one of you seem to have the slightest clue why.

 House : peritoneal and subdural fluid collection and now spots.

 House : That suddenly developed eight hours after he started the meds?

 Cameron : If it's not cancer or infection, it has to be autoimmune.

 House : CNS vasculitis would cause a stiff neck along with the headache.

 Foreman : Except you can't have arteritis without inflammation.

 Thatcher : trying to get an idea when my wife would get out of surgery.

 Richard : Thatcher. Are you aware of what's going on with Ellis?

 Richard : I'm sorry. But I was trying to talk to you about Meredith.

 Wilson : No contact whatsoever. You talk to her, the bet is void.

 Park : Doesn't explain why he vomited so hard he ripped his insides.

 Adams : His liver enzymes are slightly elevated. Gallstones could...

 Foreman : Steatohepatitis would make his AST and ATL levels rise.

you can make the equally useful observations that the sky is blue,

 House : I'm wearing pants, and I'm ignoring your first observation.

 Joey : ...and a red-haired guy who does not like to be called Rusty.

We stayed up all night creating a plan so that us dating won't be a problem.

 Sheldon : Dear Lord, are you still going to be here on French toast day?

 Sheldon : It's an iCal download. She can put it right in her phone.

 Sheldon : I see. Did her abysmal housekeeping skills finally trump her perkiness?

 Sheldon : That doesn't seem likely. Her bed's of sturdy construction.

...wouldn't cause a structural failure, much less a homunculus such as yourself.

 Mrs Green : This is no offense to your dad, but I was thinking...

 Rachel : You know what? I cannot have this conversation with you.

You come here and drop this bomb on me before you even tell Daddy.

 Rachel : Do you want my blessing? Want me to talk you out of it?

 Joey : I'm sorry! It's the pigs! They're reluctant to get in the blanket!

 House : It's gotta be in her brain. Set her up for a venous sampling.

 Cameron : She didn't even read the consent form for the pancreatic biopsy.

 Cameron : Maybe she didn't read it because she knew that there was nothing wrong with her.

 Cameron : Maybe she injected herself with the ACTH. Her behavior suggests Munchausen's.

 Cameron : She's had four hospitalizations in the last four months.

 House : Well, being hospitalized a lot certainly points to nothing being wrong with you.

 Cameron : We should check her apartment. Look for medications, syringes...

 House : - Not if you get caught breaking in. - So don't get caught, House.

Will it make you shut up if I told you she wanted someone black?

 Wilson : There's something called referred pain. You could have cancer in one part of your body...

 Wilson : Given your age and your family history, I'm thinking your colon.

 Carly : I was at Columbia when my mom died. Now there's a blast.

 Carly : Cleaning up her vomit, and then running to my econ final.

 Carly : If I'm a short-timer, give me drugs. I'll go back to work. I'll die there.

Whoa. There's a very quick test to see if you even have it... a colonoscopy.

 Wilson : If you have colon cancer, we can treat it. It's early.

 Carly : That's what they told my mom. She was dead six months later.

 Wilson : You're a smart person about to make a very bad decision.

 Wilson : You know, cancer treatment's come a long way in 12 years, but if you don't do this now...

 Wilson : But it's very expensive. I'm assuming that's not a problem.

 Foreman : My theory is that he's only avoiding us because he really wants to avoid you.

 Cuddy : You made it through med school without ever attending a seder?

 Cuddy : It means, "Why is this night different from all other nights?"

 Foreman : I'm not sure it is, but usually when push comes to shove he shows up.

 Cuddy : If the patient's still alive, then push hasn't met shove yet.

The patient is hanging by a thread and we don't have a clue why.

 Foreman : We could. Or we could assume that something is seriously wrong with House,

 Foreman : He's avoiding you and you're avoiding him, and this patient is gonna die.

 House : Figured if I upped the Vicodin any more, I'd end up back in a rubber room.

 Milo : back when I was offering a lifetime membership. He mailed it in.

 Gates : Now if you know anything about this man, you are gonna tell me,

 Gates : Did he say anything that could help us identify who he is?

 EXHALES We're both getting sleepy. The carbon monoxide's building up.

 Castle : The museum just slapped me with a bill for that exhib I broke.

I guess the least the NYPD can do is take you out for a hamburger.

 Foreman : As long as you believe I'm going to a better place, dying ain't so bad.

If I'm not afraid of dying, what the hell should I be afraid of, Dad?

 Howard : The point is, in a situation like this, you gotta pick sides.

 Sheldon : ...I will consume my tangerine chicken with the appropriate gusto.

 House : You must have a neighbor who... Neighbors don't like him.

So the Humane Society will take him in and find him a home. No, they won't.

 House : I assume that Cujo bit one of your neighbors a while back.

 House : The good news is you might just live. The bad news is your dog's gonna die.

 Chase : I think I've got a better grip here. You go for the mouth.

 Chase : I don't care if he's scratching your nads off, you don't let go.

 Foreman : Once the computer maps how she processes the information,

 Foreman : use the same equipment to monitor her unconscious thoughts.

 Chandler : Is everybody else seeing a troll doll nailed to a two-by-four?

Come on, Phoebe, let's go. Come on, it's time to get serious. Huddle up.

 Monica : Look, if I take Chandler out of the running, will you be able to focus?

 Wilson : If I don't help her, she can't go to the wedding, and...

You want to try somewhere like a Buddhist temple or an aquarium,

 Diane clearly Upset : He would tell a bunch of strangers before he would tell me.

 Diane clearly Upset : I mean, why not? I'm just a stupid housewife, right?

 Diane clearly Upset : You know, I have something you can share with him. It's over.

 Diane clearly Upset : He's a liar, and I never want to hear from him again.

 Masters : The new blood and CSF tests were negative for spores and fungus.

 Chase : Fits the conjunctivitis and painful swelling in his joints.

 Masters : Except it's never been documented to cause hearing loss. Ever.

 Chase : that patients can have more than one thing wrong with them.

 Masters : Except his drug levels never got into the ototoxic zone.

Sure. l mean, do l wish me and Rachel living together would have worked out?

Of course. You know, l'm disappointed, but it's not like it's a divorce.

 Joey : -Well, actually it-- -lt's not a divorce. lt is not a divorce!

Sure, why not? ln fact, if you know anyone that'd be good for me...?

 Ramona : You know, I'd love to hear more about how you intend to add neutrinos.

 Ramona : - Could we get a cup of coffee sometime? - I don't drink coffee.

- I do eat dinner. - Great. I know a terrific little Italian place.

 Sheldon : I never eat in strange restaurants. One runs the risk of non-standard cutlery.

 Sheldon : Forks are for eating, tridents are for ruling the seven seas.

- What if I brought food to your place? - That would be acceptable.

Mee Krob and chicken satay with extra peanut sauce from Siam Palace.

 Sophia : You know, I think you could be right. And I think it's you.

 Gage : I saw him at the docks. The way he moved, he's with you.

 Danberg : He wants to divide us, make us suspicious of each other.

 Sophia : That is immaterial. Right now, there is someone else out there

 Castle : What about her school uniform? Can you identify her through that?

 Tech 2 : We tried. There's not enough of the crest visible to identify it.

 Beckett : That killing a little girl could lead to the collapse of the United States?

 Chase : House didn't mock my viral idea. He just said it was wrong.

 Cameron : intracranial pressure could cause his brain to herniate before lunch.

 Cameron : Which is why I'm ditching it. What are you doing instead?

 Jack : I'm raising two kids. It'd be pretty irresponsible, wouldn't it?

 Beckett : So, Castle is playing tour guide to a Russian Diplomatic Security Officer.

 Castle : Unless your mamochka is a fan of rat droppings and dirty needles,

 Castle : there's really not much around here by the way of souvenirs.

 Vasiliy : I'm sorry, our carriage ride around the park will have to wait.

 Martha : Oh, darling! Of course, you are! It's just, you know, it's first love.

 Castle : The first time she rode her bike without training wheels,

 Castle : screaming for her to watch out for the old lady with the walker.

 Castle : I stressed story structure from an early age. Anyway...

 Beckett : Your real problem is that girls who adore their daddies,

 Alexis : Wait, did I forget to tell you I've been working PI cases for you?

 Alexis : Hey, didn't the guys do a fantastic job remodeling the place?

 Castle : Oh, my God, this turned out so much cooler than I thought it would!

 Castle : Obviously the spring has a trajectory... I'll make them...

 Castle : You set up shop in my office, behind my back, and it's my fault?

 Alexis : A month ago, when you sent me here to open the place for your foreman,

 Alexis : I was intrigued, so I sort of said I was your associate

 Alexis : Good, we need to discuss my profit participation in the company.

 Esposito : - She's ignoring me. - Just like every other woman in his life.

 Foreman : Bushes can make a happy hunting ground for ticks. Lyme disease.

 Foreman : 40% of Lyme patients don't develop a rash. Bite is easy to miss.

 Masters [patiently] : I truly believe this medicine is our best shot.

 Masters [patiently] : But whether or not you take it is up to you.

Ross, we should stick to the routine. We don't want to look stupid.

 CRISTINA : Fifty down on whether Shepherd shows up to challenge Finn to a duel.

- Oh, can I be in with five? - That's not a bet, that's milk money.

And she's laughing, because he made a joke which probably wasn't funny.

 GEORGE : Which I can call it, because I live there. I'm not a visitor.

 ALEX : I got this kid, this patient, she thinks she's a superhero.

 GEORGE : Maybe they're not someone people notice as extraordinary,

 Ryan : One of Fletcher's identities was recently engaged to be married.

 Ryan : Our lovely bride-to-be is worth a cool hundred million bucks.

 Elise Finnegan : - He wasn't a con man. - I'm afraid he was, Elise.

 Beckett : We've already uncovered two other scams and I'm certain we'll find more.

 Gerry Finnegan : He insisted on paying for the wedding, even though the cost was substantial.

 Beckett : That's because making her happy was vital to his con.

it's how to spot a man who's only interested in me for my money.

 Castle : People see what they want to see. It's what con artists prey on.

 Beckett : tell them that you love them, and then rob them blind

 Mona : and my boyfriend is living with a woman he got pregnant.

My mom was too busy planning her suicide to provide saltwater treats.

 Ross : There was just an explosion. My hearing would be impaired.

 House : I go to see three doctors. The neurologist tells me it's an aneurysm.

 House : Sends me to a shrink, who tells me that I'm punishing myself 'cause I want to sleep with my mommy.

 Foreman : - Maybe you're just not getting enough sleep? - Pick your specialist, you pick your disease.

 House : If it's not schizophrenia, what else presents with psych symptoms?

 Cameron : What about that copper thing? What's it called? It's genetic.

 Foreman : - If any of us did this, you'd fire us. - Well, that's funny.

 House : I thought I encouraged you to question. You're not questioning.

 Cameron : She didn't keep it. She never kept another appointment with a shrink he made after that.

 Cameron : Wilson's presents with cataracts, I think. Yes, it does.

 House : It also causes slight cirrhosis, which Dr. Chase so eagerly attributed to alcohol.

 House : or you killed him by being too attached to your opinion.

 Foreman : His government wants their own doctors to do the autopsy.

 Foreman : I went down to the morgue to rerun the antibodies test.

 Simon : Point in fact, she was never even supposed to die, okay?

 Simon : a chain of events has started, that if I do not stop...

 Castle : - Billions of people will die. - That's exactly right.

 Simon : try to control the world's energy supply for a select few.

Turns out that one of these new sources of power is a tachyon generator,

 Simon : it was tightly regulated and kept as a secret from the public.

 Beckett : leaving Shauna Taylor's apartment shortly after she was killed and...

What we do is we travel back in time and we study culturally significant eras.

 Simon : Ancient Egypt, Middle Ages, man, I've been to Nazi Germany.

Any small change is like a little ripple in a fast-moving river, right?

 Ross : Are there any more of your friends l should look out for?

There was one kid who had a sticker on his backpack that said : 

You mean, like, "I completely understand why Foreman did what he did"

 Chase : - No good. Hit him again. - Come on, man. Come on, Joe.

 Chandler : You'll teach her a lesson when she steps off the dock onto nothing.

Bing, I got your memo. We're not gonna see the report until next Friday?

 Bernadette : Well, I hope 20 years from now, we really are all still together

 Gibney : Kate, you're bigger than what you're doing now, you know it.

 Gibney : It's why you went to DC, why you took the captain's exam.

 Gibney : You want a bigger stage, and we want to give it to you.

 Beckett : Apparently, the party has had their eye on me for a while now.

 Beckett : They think that people are looking for someone like me.

Know what? If we're gonna make dinner, we're gonna have to leave.

you might want to do something with your hands. Like, off the top of my head..

 Castle : How could I forget? You sucker punched me in the face.

 Hayley : I didn't lie about that. Technically, I didn't lie about anything.

 Hayley : Said you were sticking your nose where it didn't belong.

 Hayley : To keep tabs on you, I borrowed a GPS tracker from a friend of mine, Malcolm,

 Hayley : By the time I found you, you had been shot in the side.

 Hayley : You did mention your CIA handler, a guy named Jenkins.

 Castle : But that doesn't sound like me. I'm curious by nature.

 Henri : I understand there is a recording of a call she made to you.

 Esposito : Muscular, maybe. Do you know of anybody in her life...

 Mrs. Beaumont : Madison broke up with him last month. He didn't take it well.

BECKETT : Riley Mitchum. According to the Faircroft football website,

Though murder is at odds with the values instilled in a Faircroft man.

 Riley Mitchum : Man, this is awful. Madison was, like, my first love.

 Ryan : This receipt from two days ago for the shredder, did you buy it?

 Ryan : Okay, we need to bag this up and take it back to the precinct,

 Esposito : You want something, right? Now would be the time to ask for it.

 Ross : Maybe later. Right now, I'm about to dance with this lady.

 Cameron : You really think this thing will change their decision?

 Patient : - I'm not sure what type... - Not which type, which one?

 Patient : - Why would it have a name? - Not "it." "She." Or "he."

 House : People who actually have this condition rationalize it.

 House : They dismiss it, they don't elevate it to the level of poetry.

 House : Give yourself another whack, come back and scam somebody else.

 Patient : I'm sick! And you're a doctor, you have a duty to help me.

 House : before running a series of painful and often humiliating tests.

 House : Babies are useless. They got hearts the size of ping-pong balls. Next.

Maybe it's not that bad. They might not take it the way I meant it.

 Chandler : Hey, you cry every time somebody talks about Titanic.

 Beckett : What really happened the night you followed Chloe to the club?

 Evan : I want a lawyer. I'm not saying anything else without a lawyer.

 Ryan : PD's office has been notified. They're sending someone over.

 Beckett : Why would he wipe it down if he was gonna hang on to it?

 Castle : Maybe he was going to ditch it, but didn't get around to it.

 Beckett : Ditching it would be the first thing that he would do.

 Castle : Whatever it was they were up to, he didn't get his cut.

 Beckett : But what was his cut? I mean, what the hell were they into?

 Beckett : Do you think this has something to do with your father?

 Barney : Any other night, I would probably try to convince you that I am, but I'm not.

 Barney : I'm just some guy who's in love with the girl that just left,

 Lily : You know, it may take some time, but once Robin really sees the new you...

 Lily : I mean, for the last time, you can't, you can't be in love with Robin

 Ross : You should try not to look too terrific. I know it'll be hard.

Look, I'm sorry. I was really drunk and you guys all look really similar.

 Castle : We found him in a cemetery. Someone put a stake through his heart.

 Vixen : What is this, some kind of joke? "Let's go make fun of the vampires"?

 Beckett : Where were you last night between 11 : 00 p.m. And midnight?

 Beckett : We have a witness who told us that you were fighting recently.

 Vixen : Ultimately, we forgave him. Yesterday, we were making up.

 Vixen : only the guy that they were basing it on was real and dangerous.

He was an original member of this coven, but something happened to him.

No. I'm wondering if maybe I did this to him. I was kind of rough.

 Jodi : I thought that might be a problem, so I brought you this.

 House : That's why you got the new glasses. That's why your teeth are sparkly white.

 House : You're getting the most of your health insurance while you still can.

 House : If you were quitting, you'd have known that last week when your snot was still pale goldenrod. You're getting fired.

 Foreman : It's got to be viral. We should start running gels and titers.

Maybe we should look into the girlfriend's theory. She thinks she rode him to death.

 Sheldon : Well, it's not exactly a plan but I think I'm going to pass out.

 Sheldon : I brought my new friend, Barry Kripke, home for dinner.

 Stevie : and stealing children? This is why I don't tell people.

 Stevie : Sharing information with outsiders has not gone so well for my people.

 Foreman : Right now you're making yourself more vulnerable by lying to us.

 Stevie : My parents take it seriously. It's spiritual as much as it is physical.

 Cameron : The pot wouldn't cause a bleeding problem. A pesticide on the pot could.

 Leah : He doesn't even go to school. His parents made him drop out.

 Foreman : What else are you lying about? Is your father really a professor?

 Foreman : They? So you're with your dad when he's making these deals?

 Howard : So this spring, I get to go to the International Space Station.

If you ever wanna live there eternally, I've got a good book you could read.

 Howard : I watch the Charlie Brown Christmas Special every year...

 Howard : Nope. She says if I don't back out, she's gonna go on a hunger strike.

Um, it would take years before she'd be in any kind of danger, but still.

 Sheldon : I'm taking you to see Saul Perlmutter give a lecture...

 Sheldon : ...I've worked up a couple of Q's that will stump his sorry A.

 Mrs Cooper : I don't know, Shelly. I thought we could do a little sightseeing.

 Sheldon : What sight is better than your little boy embarrassing a Nobel Iaureate?

 Joey : On the Discovery Channel. About jellyfish and how if you

 Chase : She's stabilized. How long was her oxygen at that level?

 Chase : - She's not responding. How much? - Up to 30 micrograms.

No. You stay here. Keep her as stable as you can for as long as you can.

 House : I need you to okay the C-section. That's gonna kill her, right?

I'm... I'm sorry. - Stay with me, Sean. I need your okay on this.

 House : Right. And that's gonna be tough from now on, but this decision is easy.

 Harris : Sara was the objective. Alexis is just a liability now.

 Beckett : The girls' kidnapper, Roger Henson, was tortured and killed,

 Beckett : Castle, it's me again. Can you just call me when you get this?

Henson's been completely off the grid. I can't even find a known address.

 Esposito : get hooked up with a bunch of Middle Eastern radicals?

 Beckett : Espo, I can't find a connection if I don't even know where to start.

 Esposito : of every private jet that's departed from here to Albany,

 Esposito : and only a couple of them filed flight plans for France.

 Erica : It's really nice to meet you guys. I can't believe I'm here.

Well, I wanna see everything! Times Square, Coney Island, Rockefeller Center.

 Leo : Just a guy that may die tonight realizing that life's short.

 Dolan : So I know the chick's a cop. But you don't smell like NYPD.

 Castle : I mean, I'm already dead, but I'm gonna let you have them, too?

 Sam : - Could be a thyroid thing. Anemia. - Have you checked for extreme ugliness?

 Mark : - You fill out this EEG request on Ava? - Yeah, you asked for it.

 Mark : Go ahead. I would love to have an excuse to lay you out.

 Mark : Whatever you didn't do sent Addison running for the hills.

 Addison : Totally healthy. He plays the violin and he's a physicist.

 Addison : No, tomorrow. I don't want to ring any alarm bells until we're sure.

Come, dinosaur. We're not welcome in the house of no imagination.

While we're hovering around the subject, I just have to say that dinosaurs...

And I ate the food. It was good. I had the fish. Yeah, really good.

I used to schedule my classes so I could watch Dr. Drake Ramoray...

 Rachel : You know, I'm thinking about letting Emma have her first cookie.

 Joey : No. And for the record, I've also never given her frosting from a can.

 Monica : Hey, Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation...

It's just that we don't think of you as really being so much with the words.

 Rachel : Your first date, your first kiss, first time you had sex?

 Phoebe : ...so no matter where we go, I'm wearing something fancy...

 Kutner : If she's had beta-HCG injections, they can cross-react with...

 Patty : You're gonna blow up your career, then six months from now,

you're gonna be stuck on a mobile oncology truck in Pewaukee, Wisconsin.

 Wilson : I'd need a flow chart to explain all the ways in which

 Wilson : Then we all need a little tea and sympathy. I'm through discussing it.

 House : Who's obviously not going anywhere with a bloody rectum.

 House : Actually, he's about to thrust a tanto into the belly of his career.

 Thirteen : I'm sorry. This is obviously a terrible time, but...

 Wilson : You could ask House to be a grownup and respect my decision.

 House : This decision, on the other hand, is a dog wearing a cape.

 Chase : We bring her to the hospital, we do a CT scan to locate the bleed,

 Homeland Security Tech : His phone's active, but it's old school.

 Homeland Security Tech : I'll need a few minutes to triangulate off the cell towers.

 Agent Mark Fallon : Do what you got to do. Just don't let him know we're coming.

 Castle : everybody pitches in. Now, you don't even see it on the news.

 Beckett : He has a background in weapons engineering, ties to Syria,

People are going to believe exactly what Radford wants us to believe,

 Beckett : that we were attacked again. And then they're gonna cry out for blood.

 Montgomery : Tell them what? That a dirty bomb is gonna go off somewhere in Manhattan?

 Montgomery : Our only hope is to stop this thing. Let's just hope that we can.

 House : About nothing. If we talk about nothing, nothing will change.

Right, 'cause she didn't have people watching her and staring at her already.

 Beckett : Is that what you were doing outside of her apartment last night?

 Robert Chase : Joshua got God to make the sun stand still. No reason God can't speed it up.

 Eric Foreman : We're taking you back to your room for your candlelight dinner.

 Chris Taub : Your sense of time is off because of the medication.

 Chris Taub : So, you pray, scarf down some challah, then we can do this?

 Amber Volakis : I feel pretty confident it'll be something interesting.

 Amber Volakis : Is there a "Drop Wilson" clause attached to this?

 Marshall : pancakes, because I... would really like some pancakes.

FOWLER : Tactical teams raided the compound at 0600 this morning,

GATES : The mansion itself is held in a trust by an offshore corporation.

 Gates : It'll be months before we find out who the real owners are.

FOWLER : My team picked him up this morning in Washington Heights.

 Fowler : it'll be difficult to make any of your allegations stick.

 Beckett : the only thing that kept me going was thinking about you.

 Sheldon : So I guess you're really holding up the other four fingers?

 Amy : -Driving Sheldon to work. -He's still mad at Leonard, huh?

 Sheldon : You're right. Which makes your betrayal all the more devastating.

 Sheldon : feminine hygiene products with my supermarket club card.

 Sheldon : You have any idea the kind of coupons I'm going to get in the mail now?

 CHRISTINA : - And your sutures are fine. - My sutures are textbook.

 BURKE : - The edges are perfectly aligned. - Mm-hmm. You're ready.

 CHRISTINA : I'm not dating a chicken surgeon. Stop second-guessing. It's not like you.

 CHRISTINA : Your hand is fine, and Shepherd will clear you for surgery.

 GEORGE : - What's that supposed to mean? - Dude, you threw her out on her ass.

It's just I'm not good at the whole talking about feelings thing.

 Penny : I can't believe it. If I hadn't been working the dinner shift...

 Penny : I'm not scared. I would've gone all Nebraska on their asses.

 House : We had an in-depth conversation about proteins and fats.

 Wilson : You asked for a date while your finger was in her boyfriend?

 Wilson : She doesn't want to go out with you. She's looking for a job.

 House : But it will only make me appreciate all the good things that I do have.

 Foreman : Most likely cause of altering blood flow in the brain is a clot or a tumor.

 Cameron : We can rule out a clotting issue because she has a bleeding issue.

Just 'cause the cells in her eye aren't dead yet doesn't mean they're working.

 House : Because if it had been positive, it would have proved I was right.

 House : As long as you're scanning, you mind having a boo for an abscess

I climbed up on his lap and told him what I wanted for Christmas.

 Robin : You think John Kennedy and Jack Kennedy are the same person.

 Elise : We've been trying to get pregnant for over a year. Guess we're lucky we didn't.

The M.R.I. and the mammogram only showed a few benign calcifications.

 Wilson : We should do a PET scan. Start with her lungs, then maybe her bones.

 Chase : How can a disease caused by a tumor present if there's no tumor? - It happens... 12% of cases.

 Chase : And how do you treat it if there's no tumor? - You don't.

 House : - I.V. immunoglobulin. - So we're just gonna ignore the tumor?

Well, eventually it'll get bigger. Then it'll be really easy to find.

 Wilson : If it's not paraneoplastic, and it is a reaction to some sort of toxin,

 Ross : - I just thought you were doing so well. - I am shocked. Shocked!

 Ross : By the way, the week before your wedding, you may not see a lot of me.

 Raj : My ex-girlfriend emailed me, and I'm seeing her Saturday.

 Raj : My friends told me it was okay to see more than one person at a time,

Four transit workers were electrocuted when a subway train jumped the tracks.

So when the call came in that she got the big national anchor job,

she finally got to say the words she'd been dreaming of saying for years.

 Cameron : If you're not here, there's not much point in staying.

 House : Actually, no woman should die without knowing the feeling.

 Chandler : ''The phone. Bringing you closer to people who have phones.''

 Rachel : That went well. Almost everybody knew that she was a girl.

 Ross : Yeah, after you punched that one guy who got it wrong, word spread.

Okay, remember how you told me that your grandmother put up that wall...

Surgeons don't say "um. " You wanna be a surgeon, learn to speak like one.

She's baking, a lot of baking, and it seems a waste for all her talent

 DEREK : - Good morning. - Doesn't feel like a very good morning.

 BENJAMIN : and the windows in here don't open so it's pretty rank.

 CHRISTINA : In for the removal of a brain tumor pressing on his frontal temporal lobe.

It makes me say everything I think, which apparently is annoying.

Although it's hard to tell. She always has a pinched, uptight look on her face.

 RUTH : You can't say it's fine. He doesn't perceive sarcasm or irony.

 Ross : Doc got us, she was rattled, but she did our session anyway.

 Beckett : Have uniforms bring him in. I'm gonna go get a coffee.

 Karpowski : Esposito tipped me off to the bet. Thought I'd toss a little towards ours.

 Castle : And spread the word around, if anyone else wants a taste.

 Ryan : - You were right. They alibied out. - So who's in cuffs?

 Ryan : Just a mugger who happened to be working in the same area

 Esposito : which happens to be the same round that was found in our vic.

 Esposito : Just waiting on ballistics. Unless he confesses first.

 Castle : We think he figured out that Stone had stolen the virus,

 Castle : which is why Stone lured him into the park and killed him.

 Gates : Well, you better hurry up, because I hear he's not in good shape.

He's someone I met through the Free Erin site a few months back.

 Jared : He was a strategic thinker, and I wasn't, so he helped me with the plan.

 Beckett : You tried to start an epidemic by spreading your deadly virus.

 Beckett : That was the perfect environment to spread your disease.

 Raj : Think about it. We'd hang out, we'd read comic books, we'd see movies.

 Raj : ...slip off your little, black dress and pile-drive you into oblivion.

 Castle : The fake IDs, the dossiers, Luvania, the banking minister.

 Castle : Listen, Hans, or whatever your name is, you see that woman?

 Castle : If you don't start talking to us, you're gonna stay in jail.

 Esposito : They specialize in high-end spy-cations for thrill seekers.

 Emily : so if you get scared, I can totally change your diaper.

 Raj : so, last night, I watched it just to see what I was getting myself into.

 Raj : and it made me wonder what it says about someone who enjoys it.

 Amy : Well, I was just feeling so bad about lying to you the other night,

Do people look at me and go "She's gotta get over it, it's ruining her life"?

 Cristina : - Why are you sitting in the dark? - Izzie blew a fuse.

 Susan : - Limping through but we'll make it. - This isn't a fake crisis.

This is a real, my-ex-is-about- to-ruin-my-impending-marriage crisis.

 George : I need you to start liking my wife, because sometimes I don't

 George : and I need you to talk me back into it, that's the job.

 Monica : Just because he paid for your headshots, you're gonna take him?

I don't think you're comprehending just how slutty this dress is.

He read lines with me. He went with me on auditions when I was nervous.

 Joey : Then he consoled me after I didn't get parts that I wanted.

 Chandler : I always knew you were gonna make it. I'm so proud of you.

 Marshall suavely : Recently dumped and heading to a lame party.

 Izzie : - It's free. A free clinic. - But my co-pay's only ten bucks.

 Ellis : - Has Meredith chosen a specialty? - That's a personal question?

For surgeons, it's the most personal question. Tells you who they are.

Heart surgeons are know-it-alls. The most ambitious, most driven.

 Ellis : Meredith says I'm part of an Alzheimer's research study.

 Ellis : I want a neuro consult with the doctor who put me in the trial.

Big guy upstairs : You use that language again and I'll turn off your water!

 Robin on the phone : You're spending christmas eve with your family?

Third favorite reason is you have insurance but your friend Eggs Benedict doesn't.

 House : So, Eggs describes a list of symptoms and you repeat them to a doctor,

 House : which is particularly stupid because this is a free clinic.

Six-year-old abuse victim and you haven't called Social Services?

 Cuddy : The law's clear. You suspect abuse, you call the authorities.

 Cuddy : You don't proceed as usual while the possible abuser sits by her bedside.

 House : Dad consented to the exam which means it's not the dad.

 Cuddy : House, you are going back to your office. You are picking up your phone,

 Cuddy : calling Social Services and you are reporting suspected abuse.

 Rachel : The three of us are gonna have such a good time living together!

 Esposito : Hey. So we took a look at Williger's phone and financials.

 Beckett : And take a look at his records for the past couple of weeks,

Do you know how many man-hours this little stunt of yours is costing us?

 Castle : The tactical smooch is just one weapon in my vast arsenal.

 Beckett : Well, employ it again and the enemy might go nuclear.

 Castle : Okay, but somewhere in this pile is the answer to where I was.

 Beckett : And I don't want you to be disappointed if it doesn't pan out.

 Monica : - What were you thinking? - I don't know. I just want this part.

They say no matter what you're asked during an audition, say yes.

 Monica : This is not like learning to ride a horse. This is like learning...

...I have to take my clothes off so they can see what my body looks like.

 Monica : This may sound crazy, but there may be something we could...

 Castle : Well, that was a pretty big rock he put on her finger.

 Castle : With the fake identity he had set up, the county clerk's office

 Castle : never would have flagged him for someone who was already married.

 Beckett : Yeah, but Sam was pretending to be Jake before he met Sarah.

 Beckett : - I don't understand the fake identity. - Maybe to land the job?

 Beckett : I understand fibbing on your resume, but changing your identity?

 Beckett : Seems like the common denominator in that equation is you.

 Castle : on the vending machines and stale donuts of the break...

 Castle : One day you look, and you see your boy is all grown up?

 Beckett : Okay, so this is the property room. It's where we keep all the items

 Beckett : that we find at a crime scene that aren't classified as evidence.

He says that walking with you makes this strange city feel like home.

 Penny : Reading books is a big part of my life now because, you know : 

 Leonard : They kind of spoil the ending right in the name of that, don't they?

Speaking of which, l've addressed your bug report on my date planning.

All right, terrific. Let me just go find a pair of shoes that aren't so tall.

 Penny : We wouldn't want you to feel like you were "out for a walk with your mommy."

So we get beaten up. Maybe that's something a man has to go through.

All right, I'm go with you. Just prepare clean underware for the hospital.

 Chandler : - I was in the car with Nancy. - Nancy doesn't smoke.

 Monica : ...the crown molding and the dormer windows in the attic?

 Monica : ...because the guy lost his job and has to move in with his parents!

We don't. Not untiI it's 100 percent. Why upset everybody over nothing?

 Beckett : So Mandy's mom identified our victim as Claire Samuels, 25.

 Castle : It's a practice not uncommon in this age of stalkerazzi.

 Beckett : she'd let the hordes follow her so that Mandy could go about unnoticed.

 Gates : So if Claire is our actual victim, then where's Mandy Sutton?

 Beckett : We don't know. No one has seen her and she's not answering her phone.

 Gates : then we need to consider the very real possibility that Mandy Sutton

 Castle : They may already have, which is why we can't find her.

Found her! She's checked into the Wessex Hotel under one of her aliases.

 Howard after Raj whispers to him : No, it's not necessarily proportional...

 Kutner : I misdialed a phone number this morning. It must be contagious.

 Foreman : That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in,

The screwed-up numbers and forgetting to pee points to her being a human being.

 Kutner : The platelet dysfunction and cardiac arrest points to a pancreatic tumor.

 House : packets of information constantly flowing from one area to another.

 House : Plaques in her brain are like a bad server, slow down the flow.

 House : If it's in the parahippocampus, it'll spread to the brain stem,

 House : but, unfortunately, there are people who adjudicate these disputes.

 Jeremy Preswick : Must be weird coming here to try to help me out, huh?

 Emma Carnes : Okay, this is weird with you sitting right there.

 Emma Carnes : You had a consulting business in channel economics and strategy.

 Emma Carnes : No. I thought it was weird. He loved the business.

 Emma Carnes : Wow. I've ranted for hours to girlfriends about that.

 Jeremy Preswick : I'm guessing I don't come off so well in that rant.

 Cristina : Hmm. Burke doesn't think so. He's his new best friend.

 Izzie : How's Denny doing? Bailey's not caving in on the LVAD thing, is she?

 Meredith : I thought Alex was kidding when he said you dumped him for a heart patient.

 Meredith : Because Denny's a patient. We can't fall for our patients.

 Meredith : I'm considering the possibility of maybe having a date with a vet.

 Meredith : My point is, Bailey's on the warpath about you and Denny. So just be careful.

 Robin : "I'll be honest. The first few times aren't gonna be that great.

 James : but Bob Barker is absolutely, unequivocally not your father.

 Marshall : I suppose you have a problem with the Easter Bunny, too.

 Barney : We're really going to go disturb the peaceful Long Island retirement

 Barney : of the former mayor of Yourson, North Dakota, on a Sunday afternoon?

 Dolan : I'll give you your writer back, you bring me the witness.

 Beckett : I'm not agreeing to anything until I know that Castle is okay.

 Beckett : Maybe then we can reschedule something with our parents.

 Leo : Not everything I told you was a lie. I really did have a shrink.

 Esposito : Found this little jewelry store that sells stuff, you know,

 Esposito : Necklaces, charm bracelets. How about you? What're you gonna do?

 Esposito : Your girl's on a diet, and you're gonna give her chocolate?

 Beckett : So much for Simon saying that he wanted to reconcile with Vicky.

 Castle/beckett : - I think I know who the killer is. - I think I know who the killer is.

 Beckett : This'll be quick. I didn't realize that the two of you were a couple.

 Amber Patinelli : I was a shoulder to cry on after the divorce.

 Reginald Easley : But I do know he kept a dye pack in the bag that was stolen.

The killer couldn't have gotten very far before that pack exploded.

 Reginald Easley : They'd been separated for some months before I began to work for him.

 Reginald Easley : Apparently the money caused some kind of a rift.

 Noreen Hixton : We were so happy then. Trips to Paris and trips to Rome,

 Nicole Hixton : You could see them thinking, "Why you? Why not me?"

 Noreen Hixton : Jay and I went from not talking to getting Nicole clean.

 Noreen Hixton : He found this soup kitchen on the Bowery that was in dire straits.

 Slaughter : Go get the shower curtain. This is gonna get a little messy.

 Eddie : The kid invented a device that could disarm any alarm system,

Only your boss, Lacey, wasn't interested in paying Victor's price.

 Castle : So Victor ends up dead, you come here, pick up the kid free of charge.

We're gonna need another unit to transport a second suspect. Thank you.

 Bailey : While we take care of your mother, you can catch up on charting,

 Bailey : I have to anticipate a certain level of distraction from you.

 Addison : Stuck around long enough to get the kid strung out then took off.

You failed to mention she's premature, underweight and addicted to narcotics.

 Addison : - You don't know that. - Even if she does, she's a mess.

 Derek : Meningitis, seizures. She'd live a short, painful life.

 Addison : - Sorry, honey, but you're not. - Did you call me honey?

If a patient has a chance, which I think she does, you have a responsibility...

 Addison : - You like the Italian sheets. - Stop talking about them.

 Izzie : I'm sorry, I'm just gonna go. I'll go check on the labs.

 Addison : - Look how far she's come. - Don't get attached and involved.

 Foreman : Cops have a thousand ways to make life difficult for you.

 House : it would mean that I can just turn around and leave now,

 House : We use recyclable clothes now. Wear them once, then eat them.

 Gabe : I'm not gonna spend it in a hospital room being grilled.

 Sleep Clinic Worker : Did you stay up all night in preparation for your study?

...so I'm sending 72 long-stemmed, red roses to her parents' house.

 Leonard on phone : Yes, how much for a hundred long-stemmed, red roses?

 Penny : with your Star Wars thing. I didn't mean to call it idiotic.

 Meemaw : There were days I wanted to fill his pockets with corn

 Chandler : But these women are very hot, and they need our help.

 Sheldon : All right, now I'm starting to sense a little tension.

 Dr. Orsen looks like he can't believe this is happening : She's in an irreversible coma. Hines, at Wilkeson, ran the protocol.

They'd be happy to know the organs were from somebody who is brain dead.

This donor is still decerebrate. I want to do an EEG and an MRI.

 Burke : If my head of neurosurgery says he needs an EEG and an MRI,

 Burke : That is not my call, Dr. Orsen. Who gets the organs is up to UNOS.

Hell, I got a guy waiting for a liver that may not deserve to be saved.

 Burke : Again, that's not my call. Do you want to know what my call is?

 Burke : - The patient is yours, Dr. Shepherd. - Thank you, Dr. Burke.

Here's the thing. Uh, I... I'm not one of those guys who sneaks around...

 Penny : If you like this girl so much, just end things with Priya.

 Leonard : Priya and I are in love. I think we could get married someday.

 Penny : - ...and have everybody be happy about it. - Now we're getting somewhere.

 Chase : We were talking about how you got the abrasions on your knees.

 Beckett : Just before he was killed, Orlando called a burner cell.

 Beckett : So why don't you just admit to it and save yourself 30 years?

 Beckett : and steal your cousin's case files, and then you shot him.

 Svetlana : I told him to stop, but Charlie wouldn't listen to me.

He said he had to finish this one last mission before we disappeared.

 Svetlana : The spying, the acting, the stupid character of Dewey.

 Svetlana : He was giving it to a friend. That's why he was there that night.

 Esposito : Now, Ramon, you told us that you had other projects in the works.

 Esposito : That you did the reunion movie as a favor to Charlie.

 Kyle : - I'm sorry if my wife offended you. - Oh, no. No offense at all.

 Kyle : Somewhere along the way, I stopped noticing her, stopped seeing her.

 Addison : He paid attention to me, Miranda. For a whole half hour.

 Chandler : Plus, we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us.

 Chandler : - No, we made this decision together. - She's putting words in your mouth.

 Joey : Don't you put words in people's mouths. You put turkey in people's mouths.

 Rachel : I can't believe this. This is Emma's first Thanksgiving.

 Phoebe : Well, personally, I think it's great you're giving yourself a break.

 Phoebe : I mean, last year wasn't very good. I think she's losing her touch.

 Phoebe : Well, why don't you cook Thanksgiving dinner and prove me wrong.

Well, think about it. You'd be trying to top what you did last year.

 Monica : Stay out of this, Chandler. This is between me and me.

 Joey : Hey, at least you didn't skimp out on the audio visual budget.

Oh, and, uh, put it on dual player mode so I can come back and school you.

 Ryan : No, no, the stylish shoes that you're wearing. Yes, the handcuffs.

 Esposito : Well, junior here tried to pull a Houdini on me last night.

I commandeered this dude's bicycle. And then he lost me in the subway.

But she's looking for someone. And someone will be there tonight.

 Chandler : I can't remember the last time a girl took care of my monkey.

 Castle : Don't we usually get to the victim before the funeral?

 Esposito : Well, the family was bidding a fond farewell to Mr. Mank here,

 Lanie : She has a peri-mortem bruise on the back of her neck here.

Lividity indicates she died sometime between 7 : 00 and 9 : 00 last night,

 Lanie : but until I can perform an autopsy, cause of death is unknown.

What we do know is that somebody was trying to get rid of her body.

 Castle : And because Jewish tradition demands that you bury the body right away,

 Beckett : See if anyone had access to this coffin in the last 24 hours.

 Funeral Director : and I have no idea how her body got in that casket.

'Cause I bought, like, $400-worth and that stuff goes right through me.

 Esposito : So, so far there's no physical evidence Iinking Marco to Eddie's murder.

 Beckett : Only that Agent Napier specializes in fraud and financial crimes.

 Vikram : She's in Texas, being held in a private detention center, awaiting deportation.

 Vikram : And the paper trail for how she ended up at the facility is pretty thin.

 Vikram : But there was one name I could track. Judge Jason Caldwell.

there's nothing he likes in this world more than deporting foreigners.

But that doesn't prove that he had anything to do with Eddie's murder.

Our victim got in a shoving match with Judge Caldwell at the courthouse.

 Hayley : Eddie must have connected the judge to Marco's extortion scheme

 Beckett : If Eddie threatened to expose the criminal conspiracy,

 Phoebe : Okay, ask her 'What is her current method of birth control? '

 Monica : So, I read this article in the paper the other day that says you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings

 Monica : Yeah, you know I'm not even thinking about that thing that we're not going to be thinking about.

 Cristina : - Wide complex bradycardia. - One of epi and of atropine.

 Dylan : I know that I'm this ass who's been yelling at you all day.

 Dylan : You pretend that I'm someone you like. Whatever you need.

 Lakshmi : Four missed calls, two text messages, and a failed video chat.

 Lakshmi : ...we should probably make sure we're on the same page.

I'm on the one where I'm under a lot of pressure from my parents...

 Lakshmi : And I'm going to do it so they don't find out I'm gay.

 Sheldon : But with skin as fair as mine, moon burn is a real possibility.

 Howard : Billions of dollars have gone into inventing the Internet...

 Howard : ...and filling it with pictures of naked women so we don't have to peep through windows.

How on earth can you say "dirty sock" and "relax" in the same sentence?

 Raj : I got you a cappuccino. I remembered it was your favourite.

 Raj : I should've listened to Mun-Mun because I've been playing

 Penny : There's a girl at the Cheesecake Factory I can set you up with.

 Wilson : You could get on a different pain management regimen. I don't need to stop.

 Sheldon : A superior creature whose egg is placed in the nest of ordinary birds.

If you wanna start acting like a brother who cares about me, terrific.

 Missy : But you try one time to tell me who I should be sleeping with...

...and you and I are gonna go round the way we did when we were little. Remember?

 Sheldon : You donate eggs. We will place them in cryogenic storage.

 Sheldon : I will find an appropriate sperm donor for your eggs...

 Henry : I was her only family, so we'd get together for dinner every few months.

 Henry : That she had something that she wanted to talk to me about.

 Henry : She got interrupted or something, said she'd call me right back.

 Beckett : So the FBI doesn't have any murders in their database that match this M.O.

 Castle : Our victim was dabbling with black magic and she conjured up a demon.

 Beckett : Or maybe she ran afoul of some obscure religious sect,

 Castle : - What are you doing? - Making stuff up, just like you do.

 Castle : Yeah, because that's my job. It's your job to follow the evidence.

So, our canvass couldn't come up with anyone who witnessed the body dump.

 Castle : That's about a half mile from where her body was found.

 Ryan : I don't know, but I checked traffic cam footage in a 10-block radius,

 Izzie : - OK, we both have tonight off so... - You are so into me.

 Izzie : - Are you making fun of me? - I'm not making fun of you.

 Bailey huffs : Thinks he knows so much because he was my first intern patient.

I knew as much as her. She was clueless about how to treat cystic fibrosis.

Guy raises about 100,000 grand a year for cystic fibrosis, running triathlons.

 Jeremiah : No. It's probably just my pancreatitis kicking up again.

 Leonard : There's been something I've been meaning to tell you.

 Leonard : Just for the record, I did not want to be a part of this.

 Wyatt : Telling me the baggie in your underwear drawer is potpourri?

 Beckett voiceover : Because this time, it feels like there's no right choice.

 Burke voiceover : Maybe the right choice is the one you can live with.

 Esposito : Yo, I'm trying to get through this list of stores that sell the baseball caps.

 Esposito : Nowhere. And Senator Bracken speaks in less than 10 hours.

You're the one who wants this big change and to move in with Chandler!

 Leonard : -Okay, so Kripke played a joke on you. -It wasn't funny.

 Raj : With all that helium in you, you're lucky you don't float away.

 Sheldon : However, on an unrelated topic, I'm never getting out of this bed again.

 Leonard : What if you could make Kripke look even sillier than he made you look?

 Leonard : ...is figure out a way to exact vengeance on Kripke, like....

 Leonard : ...for putting him in the Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane.

He didn't stay and talk about his feelings with the other villains.

 Duncan : My mom got into some stupid fight with my grandfather.

 Wilson : Yes, and they're going to be very surprised and excited to meet you.

 Sheldon : ...my friends and I couldn't get into Comic-Con this year,

 James : Why don't you and your friends come to Comic-Can with me?

 James : and remember, we do not have permission to be in the pool.

 James : and I go under the water and Marlon goes under the water,

 Marshall : that used to belong to my favorite professor of all time.

 Barney : the best bullwhip on the market, according to my whip guy.

 Marshall : Finish our drinks, go out in the alley, and whip stuff.

 Barney : and I don't know, it's weird. I already feel like seconds.

 Tritter : I thought for sure you'd come straight home and throw everything out.

 Tritter : Rookie mistake. Never underestimate the stupidity of an addict.

 House : In case you hadn't noticed, those are prescription bottles.

 Tritter : Like what an unprofessional, unethical, arrogant ass you are.

 Tritter : Now maybe just a few of these are in someone else's name.

 Joey : I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of a date so much.

I normally wait till my date leaves, but I'm ripping into the swan.

 House : is going to lose his board certification and get fired.

 Taub : I was recovering from the flu. I'm retaking it next week. It's not an issue.

 House : but Cuddy's in a big tizzy about her poster boy getting canned.

 House : So, how are we gonna get the short guy off the short bus?

 House : Foreman, if you need to be berated by a humorless hardass.

to kick-off the official end to your three-month pity-party over Sam.

 Esposito : from when he came home from visiting his family in Connecticut.

 Ryan : Which explains why we found the Sam Parker wallet on him

 Ryan : when he was killed, as opposed to this one we found in his dresser.

 Ryan : It's got his driver's license with his New York address,

 Castle : Please tell me that's the old double-sided picture frame gag.

 Esposito : Big news is we found this sitting on the kitchen counter.

 Esposito : - Charlie is Helen's brother. - He found out what Sam was up to.

 Beckett : Mr. DePetro, I can understand the instinct of protection.

 Castle : If I had a sister, and her husband was cheating on her,

 Castle : - I'd want to set him straight, too. - That's not why I left the message.

 Charlie Depetro : Not until she called me last night and told me he'd been killed.

 Charlie Depetro : Twenty Gs. He needed it to cover the mortgage.

 Charlie Depetro : They'd already borrowed against the equity in the house.

 Beckett : - And what was the arrangement? - He said he needed a couple months.

 Rachel : You do not bring a picnic basket to somebody's work...

 Ross : Well, excuse me for wanting to be with my girlfriend on our anniversary.

 Rachel : You want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend?

Do you realize this is the first time in my life I'm doing something I care about?

This is the first time I'm doing something I'm actually good at?

Our drawers will smell nice, and we didn't waste these pantyhose.

When guys hang out, they don't just drink beer and hammer up dry wall.

When girls hang out, we don't have pillow fights in our underwear.

 Director : You are dancing with the tall guy. Tall guy, raise your hand!

Hey, buddy. Let me dance with her. I like her, and I think I have a shot.

 House : What do you know? He's got some. This must be your lucky day.

 House : Some of us will be deplaning in body bags unless you cough up.

 Foreman : Her brain is shutting down because of intracranial pressure.

 Foreman : No tumors. But if she has an AVM leading to a cerebral hemorrhage,

You wanna drill into her brain because of an invisible bleed the CT couldn't see?

 Cameron : We should do an LP to confirm the presence of red blood cells.

 Chase : I think it would help to know what she has before we start digging into her brain.

 Cuddy : No, I said you can work in your office or you had to work here.

 Foreman : We should probably wait until he's finished playing that level, huh?

 House : So you stuck your finger in the kid and gave him a pleural effusion.

 Bailey : Missed all her vital organs. She's almost done here. You find her son?

 Bailey : When she wakes up, I get to inform her that she's not going to die.

 Foreman : Herpes might not register if she was exposed in the last six weeks.

 House : Must be interesting, growing up in a production of Oh! Calcutta!

 Julia : She knows as much about our sex life as any other kid her age.

 Julia : Of course, you left out the part where we love each other,

 Julia turns To Look At House : It's just that with most of them,

Well, you're not gonna believe this, but if you have seven minutes...

 Monica : You get the vacuum cleaner. I'll get the furniture polish.

 Monica, Joey, And Phoebe : Top of the world Looking down on creation

 Esposito : So it looks like this Edgar guy is our new number-one suspect.

Not yet, but we're going to go canvass smoking clubs throughout the city.

 Beckett : Was Hayley able to identify who created that worm program?

 Alexis : - I'll get your laptop from the back. - You're a dear, thank you.

 Castle : Oh, you texted Ryan last night about Shana's old boyfriend

 Ryan : Well, I don't know what Shana was looking to find in that report,

 Ryan : But the witness statements, as well as the list of people who gave them,

 Beckett : then what did Shana learn from this report that got her killed?

 Foreman : MRI revealed no remarkable features on her pineal gland,

 Sheldon : It's okay. It wasn't my first pantsing and it won't be my last.

 Leonard : I was hoping to establish a relationship with Penny...

 Leonard : Anyway, I've learned my lesson. She's out of my league, I'm done with her.

 Leonard : One day I'll win the Nobel Prize and then I'll die alone.

 Sheldon : Don't think like that. You're not going to die alone.

 Weston : We've been trying to mount a case against him for years.

 Weston : We know he's doing it, we just haven't been able to get proof.

 Goldmark : Peter Cordero was found with a baggie of cocaine during a stop-and-frisk.

 Goldmark : With his priors for possession when he was a teen, he was facing five to ten.

He'd already gotten valuable information on his wire recordings.

 Weston : But yesterday he was scheduled to meet with Berman one-on-one.

 Weston : He was going to push him to open up about some of his deals.

So, you think Jamie Berman's somehow responsible for Cordero's death?

But I thought that this was something that you and your team needed to know.

ELIZABETH : So, I trust that you will keep my office in the loop

 Beckett : He's putting us on the clock. He's daring us to stop him.

 Beckett : Trying to see if I can trace a pattern from Grand Central to the carousel

 Castle : Maybe there's something about how he chooses his victims.

 Castle : - First a man, then a woman. - A lawyer and a dog walker?

 Shaw : - and ethanol at the carousel. - Our killer works at a mortuary.

 Beckett : Or he could be a hospital employee, or a janitor at a morgue.

 Shaw : No. Castle's theory is more likely. Bring up all the mortuaries in the city.

 Sheldon : -What do I search? -It's already loaded. Just hit play.

 On-screen Sheldon : All right, people, let's get down to the math.

It is only three-dimensional thinking that limits our imagination.

 On-screen Sheldon : But if we had access to higher dimensions...

 On-screen Sheldon : ...we could move our pants around our bodies...

 On-screen Sheldon : ...and our days of dropping trousers would be over.

 On-screen Sheldon : ...get ready to see the dark side of the moon.

 Chandler : And I am getting it back right now! I'm getting it back right now!

 Rachel : We figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer.

...of noogies and wedgies and flying wedgies and atomic wedgies and...

 Phoebe : - How do you play the shadow game? - How do you play the shadow game?

Narrator : And so, marshall finally had to tell lily what happened.

 Marshall : On my hands and knees and... And beg for my job back.

 House : - He agrees with me. What a shock. - Well, you're right.

 Foreman : Causes seizures, encephalopathic delirium and psychosis.

 Foreman : I need to ask you some questions, see how you're doing.

 Penny : Yeah. Hey, how come you've never done anything romantic

 Leonard : Well, for starters, you've broken up with me so many times,

 Leonard : And besides, I do romantic things for you all the time.

 Leonard : Can you even name one romantic thing you've done for me?

 Mrs. Bing : ...but occasionally, after I've been intimate with a man...

 Mrs. Bing : Oh, fine. I'm leaving for New York tomorrow, which I hate.

 Chandler : This is the way that I find out. Most moms use the phone.

 Castle : That's it? I don't even get a chance to ask him if he's killed a man?

 Martha : Very funny. Very funny. But leave the acting to me, honey.

 Castle : Yeah. Next thing, you'll tell me they'll be pulling up

 Castle : Oh, someone's been watching way too many Bruckheimer films.

had two kids who are always gonna wonder why I didn't love their mommy enough.

 Park : I'm not as pretty as Adams. I have stuffy clothes, and I hate my hair.

 Taub : Trust me, you find a boyfriend, she'll be the jealous one.

 Chase surprised : I don't really think that's a good idea for me right now.

I mean, it just seems like I seem to bend the space-time continuum.

 Castle showing Karpowski His Russian Matryoshka Dolls This Is Going To Weird You Out A Little Bit, But Check This Out : Look, just when you think there can't be another one...

Well, something tells me if he decides to put the great candy wrapper hunt

 Beckett : Is he writing another Nikki Heat novel? The deal was for one book.

 Montgomery : If the man is gonna write another book about you...

 Esposito : No, but he did point us to where he thought she might live.

 Esposito : Apparently, there's an SRO not far from where we found the body,

 Esposito : - caters to Czech illegals. - Well, then, let's pay it a visit.

 Foreman : The exam would go faster if you would cooperate with us.

 Alice : I had the damn seizure before I could get the gun in my mouth.

 Alice : Maybe if I just open up a little, you'll be able to save me?

 Jennifer she Looks Startled, Then Chuckles Again : It's so long ago, I don't...

Hi, Rachel. I wanted to ask you, have you seen the new Ralph Lauren sheets?

 Rachel : You were right. Ralph and I were an item, but we're not anymore.

 Ross : Did you have fun with Uncle Joey and Uncle Chandler today?

 Castle : Wow. That's something people say before they deliver bad news.

 Beckett : And when I saw myself in it, I started to think about my mom.

 Beckett : She would have loved to have been a part of all of this.

 Beckett : To help pick out the flowers, and try on the dresses and...

 Beckett : And that's why I said no when you asked about the venue.

 Chase : We've done everything House would have if he'd been here.

 Foreman angry : Dr. Chase will have no further contact with the patient.

 Foreman : enlargement of the left ventricle suggests an infiltrative disease.

 Adams : Brains are often stored and not tested until weeks after autopsy.

 Foreman : Treiber's too good to not take the right precautions.

 Chase : His job's built on the premise that doctors make mistakes.

 Taub : No, we can't. Amphotericin plus the contrast dye for the biopsy

 Geoff : She says you told her you can get pregnant from sitting on a toilet seat.

 House : into the uterus of a woman working in a neighboring field.

 Whitney : Couldn't some of his sperm have made it up there somehow?

 House : More likely it came from the guy whose penis made it up there somehow,

 House : Tell him that amnios are dangerous this early on in the pregnancy.

 Taub : If you had a mold allergy, it would explain your symptoms.

 Kutner : And I know some things are hard to talk about with your parents around,

 Kutner : but kids can be really mean. There are people you can talk to, programs...

 Sarah : Most kids, typical children, you hand them a pair of scissors and they cut.

 Sarah : learning to get his fingers in those holes, to hold the scissors apart,

 Sarah : I mean, when he finally learned to cut, we both just wept with joy.

 Kutner : If you ever meet our boss, just yes or no answers, okay?

 Kutner : Don't worry, we'll run some lab tests to find out which clotting factor is off and...

 Cuddy : Are you asking me about her politics or her sense of humor?

 Wilson : My cousin had a kid. They acted like they knew the thing

 Wilson : from the time it was two minutes old. I just thought...

 Sheldon : ...for depriving me of the opportunity to share my news with my friends.

...have to start scraping the bottom of the barrel for its guests?

 Sheldon : Yes, they're interviewing me by phone from my office...

 Sheldon : ...regarding the recent so-called discovery of magnetic monopoles in spin ices.

 Sheldon : It's pledge week, and they're trying to goose the ratings with controversy.

 Leonard : -Very cool. Congratulations. -Thank you. My mother is very excited.

 Sheldon : She's convening her Bible study group to listen in...

 Gates : We can't answer that yet. But our witness gave a good description.

 Beckett : Look, the details of the bomb haven't been released to the press yet.

 Beckett : So how would our witness know about the blue backpack

 Agent Johnson : All right, you people pursue this. See where it leads.

 Gates : According to our witness, he was wearing a TakeOver! sweatshirt,

Do you have any extra pants? My friend seems to have had a little accident.

 Beckett : starts with the family jewels and ends with the family fortune.

 Beckett : It doesn't matter how we know. What matters is that you didn't tell us.

 Beckett : It's also motive. Mrs. Vega, where were you on the night

 Maggie : I don't know. I've torn this house upside down looking for a clue.

 Beckett : Mrs. Vega, this woman is possibly involved in your husband's murder.

 Ryan : and CSU tested negative for blood at Tommy Zane's place.

 Beckett : - Where are we on the girl? - Just finished combing through

I'm serious! Someone's gonna find out and then they're never gonna offer me a job.

 Wilson : Of course. They've been my neighbors about two years now.

 Hastings : You're that guy that plays noisy video games with House on Saturday nights.

 Sheldon : evidence of Howard Wolowitz's culpability in the destruction

 Phoebe : Yeah, I wanted to call and tell you that there's no hard feelings for firing me.

 Thirteen : You figured out I was in jail, but you don't know why?

 Chase [putting On His Vest] : It could be a case, it could be nothing. Sadly, we'll just never know.

 House : a person should who used their phone illegally while driving.

 House : On my way to the Greater Schenectady Chili Cook-Off and Spud Gun Competition.

 Beckett : All five 911 callers said they heard shots near this underpass,

 Ryan : Now, how did Luca and Eric cross paths in the first place?

 Castle : Rocco, you must be privy to the inner workings of the family.

 Castle : You're a man of few words, Rocco. Very, very few words.

 Castle : half the dose of oxy that the other girls got, a non-lethal dose.

 Charlotte : This is crazy. Why would I fake an attack on myself?

 Castle : At the time, Kristina and Amy were willing to bury your secret,

 Leonard : that I'm a worthwhile person and that my feelings matter.

 Raj : I learned that for free from a cat poster, but good for you.

 Leonard : You know what'd be nice? Name it after your girlfriends.

None of their carpeting matches the fibers we found from the body.

 Castle : Why spend all that time listening to women and buying them things

 Castle : Well, he's working an angle, or he's hiding something.

 Montgomery : Security showed this photo around, but no one recognized him.

 Sheldon : ...to your desire to have a relationship with Leslie.

...who believes loop quantum gravity better unites quantum mechanics...

 Leslie : Loop quantum gravity clearly offers more testable predictions than string theory.

 Leslie : Okay, well, for one thing, we expect quantized space-time...

...to manifest as minute differences in the speed of light for different colors.

 Leslie : No, there isn't. Only loop quantum gravity calculates the entropy of black holes.

 Chandler : Just so I know, how many more of those can I expect?

If you didn't wanna get me on my mobile, then don't call me on my mobile.

 Phoebe : Just ignore her calls and dodge her till she gets the point.

 Monica : - Have you ever done that? - No. Had it done to me, though.

 Assistant : So how dark do you wanna be? We have one, two or three.

 Ross : You are definitely the hottie of the Paleontology Department."

 Rachel : Wait a minute. Why are we so sure that this is a girl?

I know, she'll be 80 and it won't seem like such a big difference.

When you're 90, you'll still have the memory of being with a 20-year-old.

 Wilson : But sitting near him and hoping isn't going to get it done.

 Kutner : The boob lady e-mailed me again, complaining of chronic fatigue now.

 Taub : You just can't appreciate it because it's going to destroy your career.

 House : What happened? Did he call Foreman clean and articulate again?

 House : I'm doing my famous Socrates impression. Think I really nailed the accent.

 House : You guys can stay up all night gloating in the sleep lab.

 Stuart : Anyway, I was just wondering if you had any last-minute advice.

...you know, I think the most important thing with Penny is to go really slow.

 Leonard : ...all the time, so you need to, like, set yourself apart, you know?

 Leonard : Like you're afraid that if you touch her, she'll break.

 Ross : No. Do you know what your odds are of winning the lottery?

l mean, you have a better chance of being struck by lightning 42 times.

Seriously, you guys, l can't believe you're gonna spend $250 on the lottery.

...so we're trying to be careful about what words we use in front of her.

When l talk to her, l almost feel like she understands what l'm saying.

You can't break into a woman's apartment in the middle of the night and clean.

 Sheldon : I couldn't sleep knowing that just outside my bedroom was our living room...

 Sheldon : ...and immediately adjacent to that hallway was this.

 Leonard : ...there is no reasonable explanation as to why we're here?

 Leonard : It's reasonableness will be determined by a jury of your peers.

That's why I got fired last week! Does Orson Welles direct commercials?

 Esposito : It turns out the Westlakes' carpenter learned his trade at Sing Sing,

 Esposito : where he did eight to ten for armed robbery back in the late '90s.

 Ryan : Witnesses report seeing his truck in front of the Westlakes' townhouse

 Castle : Do I see two men jumping on a hot, workman-related lead?

 Beckett : In fact, I would be very happy if Morris was our guy.

 Beckett : Well, then, what was your truck doing parked on her street on Wednesday?

 Beckett : CSU inventoried the jewelry and the engagement ring is there.

 Castle : Okay, so, what's our new theory? Who's our new suspect?

 Beckett : Castle, bad guys breaking into houses bring their own weapons.

 Rachel : -We do not have a diaper service. -Funny you should mention diapers.

-and get everything we need. Okay? -Okay. Thank you. That's great.

and, I mean, we're having this baby together and we live together..

 House : All I need is to break up one marriage. You've broken up three of your own.

 House : You're like the Stephen Hawking of killing relationships.

 House : Actually, no, Stephen Hawking is the Stephen Hawking of...

 House : Why do you assume that marriage is better than hooking?

 House : We don't know anything about the guy. He could be a serial killer.

 House getting Up : And someone who hires hookers is not exactly the monogamous type.

 House getting Up : If we expose him as a cheater... You're a coward.

 House holding Up His Cane Like A Sword And Speaking Loudly : Would a coward fight to the end to save a damsel in soon-to-be-proved distress?

 Wilson : Your last relationship failed so miserably, you ended up in jail.

 Marshall : Lily and I left behind when we moved out. I'm Robin.

 Marshall : Until we found out that Lily was allergic to barrel resin

 Vasiliy : Everyone pretends to be one thing while really they're another.

 Castle : Ah, bosses, right? what do they know? Who do you report to?

 Castle : Oh, well, I'm sure an autographed copy of my latest book can be arranged.

 Rita : Although when I ran ops in strip clubs, we were open for business.

and all roads lead towards a Russian defector from the '80s, Anatoly Arkady?

 Beckett : Okay, well, the FBI put him in wit-Pro under the name Frank Thomas.

 Vasiliy : And I was hoping you could put out a few quiet feelers,

 Rita : You blew up your marriage and went down the LokSat rabbit hole.

 Beckett : well, you've been watching us, and you think that we're broken up.

 Leonard : ...which clearly appears to be a previously unknown state of matter.

Dr. Sheldon Cooper here. I am the lead author of this particular paper.

 Sheldon who previously spoke, now removing his hood and dark glasses : And you, sir, you have completely skipped over the part...

 Sheldon who previously spoke, now removing his hood and dark glasses : ...where I was walking through the park...

 Sheldon who previously spoke, now removing his hood and dark glasses : ...and I saw these children on a merry-go-round...

 Sheldon who previously spoke, now removing his hood and dark glasses : ...which started me thinking about the moment of inertia...

 Sheldon who previously spoke, now removing his hood and dark glasses : ...in gasses like helium at temperatures approaching absolute zero.

 Leonard : I didn't skip it. It's just an anecdote. It's not science.

 Sheldon : Gravity would have been apparent to me without the apple.

He hates me. He had C.H.E.E.S.E. knock over the sandwich table...

 Joey : I may have to. I hate to do it. But I'm the star, you know?

 Estelle : The actor who has the part doesn't know he might be fired.

That's no way to sell newspapers. Try, "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"

I didn't want her to see it, so I ran around and bought all the copies.

 Ross : But the good news is, no one in a two-block radius will ever know.

You don't think that "the mahi-mahi was awful-awful" is bad press?

Crandall says she was living at the children's shelter in Ridgeland.

 House : is she was not living in the children's shelter in Ridgeland.

But he'd believe her story about the sweet little girl trying to do the right thing.

If you were living at this shelter, like you told your new daddy,

 House : Once you got Crandall to bite on the papa thing, you had him.

and this guy would still have let you pick out the colors in your new room.

 Sheldon : A tad asymmetrical, but nothing to be concerned about.

 Ted : You're like Mary Poppins, if her purse was filled with drugs.

 Reverend : - I'm so sorry for your loss, Judy. - Thank you, Reverend.

But I'm leaving you in the capable hands of my second-in-command : 

 Marshall : terrorized me growing up. He was the toughest bully in school.

 House to The Patient : than blowing the dismount on a keg stand.

 House takes A Look At It And Holds It Up To Have Cuddy Take It Back : This doctor is not a doctor.

Should be incredibly useful if my next patient is an Escher drawing.

- This edge is the hoist and it's used to... - Excuse me. Sorry, excuse me.

 Leonard : I'm having dinner with Penny. I have to get out of here.

 Sheldon : And I have flag knowledge that I have to get out of here.

 Sheldon : and solve the dark matter proton decay problem at the same time.

 Sheldon : It's replaced Godzilla as my principle source of anxiety.

 Leonard : Will the gentleman from the great state of denial yield for a question?

 Leonard : ...of an annoying series of votes, which the gentleman will lose...

 Leonard : - He does. - We are the Army Ants. All those in favor?

 Penny : Good afternoon and welcome to today's Physics Bowl practice round.

 Penny : ...I didn't have anything else to do on a Saturday afternoon...

...but is a guy who can't speak in front of women gonna hold you back?

 Leonard : He only has a problem when they're one-on-one and smell nice.

 Leonard : I was actually the one who noticed. Okay, let's just start.

 Penny : - Dr. Cooper. - Of course, the answer is 130 attoseconds.

 Sheldon : I have a working knowledge of the entire universe and everything it contains.

 Sheldon : I have a working knowledge of the important things in the universe.

 Penny : Could you maybe show me how to make more money with this?

 Sheldon : And you understand that will involve me telling you what to do?

 Sheldon : And you're not allowed to be sarcastic or snide to me while I'm doing so.

 Sheldon : Let's begin with the premise that everything you've done up to this point is wrong.

She moved up and he moved down. He did his 20 and put in his papers.

I think he realized that he wasn't going to do any better than her.

I was just thinking how we rely on dreams to keep us going in life,

 Castle : and how sad it is when they become the things that tear us down.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, that might be the case for Barbra Landau,

 Beckett : but not for everyone with dreams that didn't come true.

I mean, I know you became a cop because your mother was murdered,

 Castle : What did little Kate Beckett want to be when she grew up?

 Castle : So your dream was to argue a case before the Supreme Court.

Mmm-hmm. Yep, I was on my way to becoming the first female Chief Justice.

 Ryan : I cannot go home again without that ring on my finger tonight.

Yeah, Mr. James, when was the last time that you actually saw Eva?

 Robert : After we got back from the woods, we cleaned up her house.

 Ryan : They found Eva's fingerprints. But that's not all they found.

 Castle : So high, in fact, he wouldn't have been able to hang himself.

 Beckett : and noticed that you called his house on numerous occasions.

 Aubrey : Of course I did. I'm general counsel for Cole's company.

 Castle : Look at any reality show contestant who ever ate a cockroach on television.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, until I find otherwise, I'm gonna have to assume that he did.

 Beckett : Do you think he came here to see the map like Stuckey did?

We have surveillance on his apartment and an APB out on his car.

No, not yet. There was a gun club about five blocks from the jewel heist.

 Ryan : But it was torn down and turned into condominiums about 10 years ago.

 Foreman : The heart problem couldn't have caused the hand problem.

 Dr. Obyedkov : It's just that the doctor has to do something to you and it's...

 Dr. Obyedkov : You just look at me and everything is gonna be okay.

 Bailey : A lot of times kids who are awake during surgery don't remember afterwards.

 Bailey : We got all that tumor out of there and you're going to be just fine.

 Bailey : to tell him that today I met the best speller in Seattle.

 Thatcher : Before, when I was asking about Meredith, you know her.

 Thatcher : - You know her really well. - I know her pretty well.

 Penny : I thought you went to the comic book store on Wednesdays.

 Penny : It's on the recommended reading list for my psychology class.

 Leonard : It's got, like, every horrible story from my childhood in it.

 Sheldon : Yeah, from when we went to the arcade three years ago?

 Leonard : If I still have them, they're probably in the junk box.

 Sheldon : But when you see me wearing a flower in my lapel later,

 Beckett : Apparently, in my haste, I forgot to read you your Miranda rights.

 Vong : - You remember, right? - Sorry, man. It's a rookie mistake.

 Vong : If I walk out of here now, he'll think I'm cooperating with the cops.

 Beckett : Or you can tell me who you're working for and I will protect you.

 Beckett : You're telling me Jack Coonan's brother is a drug trafficker?

but it was all a scam to funnel money to the warlords with the poppy fields.

 Vong : Sure, he'd build a few schools so he had pictures for his donors,

 Martin : Which is why I sent out a group of orderlies looking for Gabriel.

 Martin : One of the orderlies hasn't come back yet. Uh, Dave Holmby.

 Esposito : You sent an orderly out to recapture a violent, mentally unstable man.

 Ryan : Yeah, that's the best part. I talked to McQueen's parole officer.

 Ryan : He says that McQueen is doing a job at 645 West 98th Street.

 Finn : I lent her money once. She paid me back. You know, like that.

 FATHER : I've given you permission to do this, now what's the hang-up?

is that if your daughter doesn't want to do it, I can't force her.

 CHIEF : No, you don't. If someone doesn't want to submit to a vaginal exam,

 CHIEF : You do that, sir, and I will have you arrested before you hit the parking lot.

If I do the exam and the girl's a virgin, there could be bleeding,

 Carol : -Thank you so much for coming. -I wouldn't have missed it for the world.

- I think this is because of the speech. - God, don't try and pick me apart.

 Foreman : Hey, Senator. We need to do one more biopsy... on your spleen.

 Foreman : His silver stain indicates Pneumocystis carinii pneumonia.

 Wilson : Another killer fungus. It's consistent with hairy cell leukemia.

 Foreman : But we can't biopsy his spleen. Respiratory distress.

 Foreman : His platelets are 20 and dropping. His blood won't clot worth a damn.

With your qualifications, you won't need to sleep with some guy.

 Molly : Everybody thinks I'm too young. If I saw me, I'd think I was too young.

 Molly : You know how dads can be. Mine's pretty overprotective.

 Molly : But I think it was also kind of weird for him 'cause I'm his little girl.

 Molly : I'm the youngest, and my sister's nowhere near ready for marriage.

 Meredith : - No, that's OK. So you have a sister? - Yeah. Lexie.

 Molly : You should see how my dad is about her. He's like crazy proud.

 House : If so, I apologize for the fact that you are a piece of meat.

 Park : This guy's selling a 1974 Gibson SG Standard in tobacco for $1,250.

 Micah : Yeah, actually, I came in to tell you I already sold ll. Sorry.

 Taub looking Through The Microscope : Blood panel results seem pretty much the same as before.

 Park : Maybe we should check for diabetes. Could weaken conjunctival vessels.

 Micah : My band is rehearsing tomorrow night. You should come by and jam with us.

 House : I assume that you're here to toss your panties in the ring.

"This is an ordinary top hat." "You've chosen that card freely."

 Sheldon : If we poison the critical thinking facuIties of children...

...then we create aduIts who believe in astrology and homeopathy...

 Leonard : I really don't think they're gonna end up liking the Green Lantern movie.

 Howard : Don't be so hard on him, it's natural to be a little cranky when you have...

 Sheldon : Coins lodged in body parts is not a source of amusement.

 Sheldon : When I was five, Billy Sparks put a Mexican peso up my nose.

 Ross : We make a great foursome. We should do more stuff together.

 Rachel : ...Ross is just having a little trouble adjusting to the thought of Joey and me.

 Charlie : You know what, this is nothing. My father is a raging alcoholic.

 Mrs Petersen : The school called me at my office when Sara didn't come to pick up Justin.

 Mrs Petersen : I tried her cell phone, but it went straight to voice mail.

 Castle : - she was having, maybe a boyfriend? - Sara's boyfriend?

 Mr Petersen : The doorman said the police told them that it was a break-in,

 Mr Petersen : - which usually means a stranger did it. - We can't be sure what happened.

 Castle : - But she had a boyfriend. - Brent. But they broke up.

but Sara never said there was any trouble or anything like that.

 Esposito : I'd be the worst cop on the force if I took you there.

 Castle : Don't worry, Alan. I'll put in a good word for you with Gwen.

 Gwen Parker : I can't believe someone would try and do that to poor Alan.

 Esposito : I need to ask you a few questions about Alan Masters.

 Frank Patchett : Is he doing okay? I heard someone tried to kill him.

 Frank : You think what happened to him is connected to the spill?

 Esposito : Maybe. So why don't you get changed? We can go talk about it.

 House : No, I didn't. I said she put a person with tendinitis through an expensive and painful test.

We're gonna start you on thyroxine. It'll make you feel better and level your moods.

 Foreman : The patient responded to epinephrine, and the allergic reaction was arrested.

 Chase : Maybe the snake wrangler was wrong about the type we caught.

 Foreman : He faxed us the venom test. Confirmed. It's a timber rattlesnake.

 Foreman : I skimmed over that and the gender and the coloring. Jumped right to the name of the snake.

Two hundred milligrams. Our guy got bit less than four hours ago.

 House : There's no way a snake regenerates that much venom that quickly.

 Keen : We're supposed to know how fast snakes make their venom? - No.

 House : Unless you've got a patient bit by one. Then it might be helpful. So what do we do now?

 Caring : He must have been bitten by a different snake. We go back and find it.

Or you go online, and you find there's only three poisonous snakes common in New Jersey : 

Copperhead and timber rattler both respond to the antivenoms we gave the guy.

 Ike : Everyone on his payroll, including the dirty cop that set me up.

 Esposito : Then that means there's somebody else mixed up in this,

 Ryan : but it was just so he could hunt down the thieves for Racine.

 Castle : Bet he takes yoga classes just so he can pick up girls.

 Esposito : All these years, he's been lining his pockets with Racine's cash,

- If something goes wrong, then what? - It'll just be Sheldon and me...

 Sheldon : The object of Settlers of Catan is to build roads and settlements...

 Sheldon : ...to do so requires wood. Now, I have sheep, I need wood.

 Cameron : Hamburger stress test showed no change in his ammonia levels.

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have been taking my problems out on the patient.

 Chase : We mess with his blood sugar, we could set off another rage.

 Nurse : I was just trying to get a urine sample and he went crazy.

 Chase : As soon as we get a urine sample, we can leave you alone.

 Cameron : He's on dialysis. He's going to need it for the rest of his life.

 Leonard : Ah, you're upset because you spent the whole night working

 Leonard : and now you're worried you made a huge mistake switching fields,

 House standing In The Middle Of The Room : You're gonna want to sit down for this.

 House standing In The Middle Of The Room : Go ahead. Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.

 House standing In The Middle Of The Room : I've made a decision.

 House standing In The Middle Of The Room : Being happy and being in love with you

 House standing In The Middle Of The Room : makes me a crappy doctor.

 Cuddy she Looks Worried And Put Her Hand On His Back. : Go to sleep, House.

 House : Name one thing that Cuddy and I have in common besides work.

 Dr. Remore : Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton? Dr. Wall?

Great, I'll do that when I wanna be the first guy in space to get a wedgie.

 Howard : No, my mom already tried that. It only made things worse.

 Stuart : - Try to meet some girls. - Because that's what we do, heh.

So watch out, ladies, a little coffee and cream coming your way.

 Joey : Look out, ladies! Joey Tribbiani's got the whole package!

 Grovner : You think I went somewhere Tuesday night and killed somebody?

 Grovner : This stoop is the edge of my Earth since I busted parole a week ago.

 Martha : - You're as thoughtless as your father! I'm sorry, I just...

 Esposito : They're in front of tarps. There's no background detail.

 Esposito : These guys could be anywhere. Maybe even in separate places.

 Beckett : Maybe they'll help us track down the source of these photos

 Beckett : Your one and only window of opportunity is about to close.

 Beckett : You'll be on lockdown there 24/7 for the rest of your life.

 Castle : One of the best drinks to come out of the Prohibition era.

 Castle : I was trying to come up with a Bogie reference myself.

 Alexis : She's really defensive and she makes fun of everything that's important to me.

 Alexis : I keep looking for the Gracie I knew, but she's just not there anymore.

 Martha : Well, you're not the same girl you were back then either.

 Martha : You know, maybe she's just responding to how you've changed.

 FINN : I was just explaining the Meredith-on-morphine experience.

 FINN : I've just been sent on a mission to get the patient's ice chips.

 Stacy : Cuddy and I may be the only people stopping you from jumping off a cliff...

 Stacy : This is unbelievably difficult for Mark, which you should know.

 Stacy : Which you should be able to summon up some level of empathy for.

 Stacy : No, nothing, except that you can't or won't just let it go.

 Manager : And if he doesn't have cancer, what else could it be?

 Wilson : It's possible some damage was done during one of the tests we gave him.

 Manager : So either one of your doctors screwed up a simple procedure

 Wilson : We can't know anything for sure until the biopsy comes back.

 CHRISTINA : And whatever happens, I just thought you should know

 Bailey on the phone : I don't care if he's sleeping, just wake him up.

 Daniel : When I called Sam to give him instructions about the deed,

 Jules : If he were to walk in right now, I bet he wouldn't care.

 Vikram : She was filming cruise ship workers illegally dumping trash out at sea.

 Beckett : So that's why she was on the Operations deck of the ship.

 Beckett : But she must have stumbled on a drug smuggling conspiracy,

 Beckett : Nobody looks into the trash moving in and out of ports.

 Vikram : is trace the pipeline back to our mystery man inside the CIA.

In the meantime, I'm gonna try to figure out who Acosta is working for.

 Esposito : Captain Beckett, Salvador Acosta's Public Defender wants to have a word.

 House : If we don't find out what she's using and start treatment immediately,

 Wilson : If Foreman's right, you'd have basically raped an innocent woman.

 Wilson : Apparently she's getting rid of everything that reminds her of me.

 House : - Maybe she was doing her. - No one was doing her, all right?

 House : Even though nothing or no one was done, it's still your fault.

 Wilson : I offered to keep paying her salary until she found another job.

 Wilson : But she refused to take any money without doing any work, so...

 House : You're supposed to be moving out, not moving more people in.

 Barney : Robin, great to hear from you. To what do I owe the pleasure?

 Joey : That's good. Just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.

 Chandler : No, it's not. It's small. It's tiny. It's petite. It's wee.

 Phoebe : I don't think any of our lives will ever be the same ever again.

 Sylvia : We just didn't want to pull it out. It's in pretty good.

 Meredith : No, you did the right thing. Pulling it out could cause more damage.

 Derek : - Do you have a history of seizures? - No, nothing like that.

- She was diagnosed six weeks ago. - Your doctor didn't recommend surgery?

 Sylvia : - I've always wanted to see it. - We wanted to see it together.

 Monica : And for music, here's an alphabetized list of all of my CDs.

 Phoebe : Looks like you took care of everything. Thanks a lot, cohost.

 Cop : -I'm looking for Phoebe Buffay. -My God, it's him! It's that cop!

 Phoebe : Harboring a fugitive? That's one to three years minimum.

 Phoebe : And once he puts you on the stand, he'll make you look like a fool!

 Cop : Maybe I don't arrest you today. Maybe I came by and you weren't here.

Since you're not going to jail tonight, I was wondering if you'd...

 Penny : No, you know what? This is stupid. It doesn't bother me.

 Penny : But only because she wouldn't stop laughing. Leonard is not that funny.

 Amy : If you were a brain scientist, you would be busting a gut right now.

 Wilson : No. Actually, I'm underplaying. This is me being restrained.

 Stacy : - It was one kiss. - Are you being intentionally thick?

 Stacy [emphatically.] : He's probably toying with me. I don't know what I'm doing.

 Cam : The MRI was clear. Whatever this is, isn't in your brain.

Well, it could be a variety of things, some treatable, others more serious.

 Cam : It's also possible that this is just a symptom of the fertility treatments.

And now that we know you're not pregnant, we're gonna start you on tamoxifen

 Esposito : He says that Noah has borderline personality disorder

 Ryan : Your theory about the killer's MO may have just paid off.

 Ryan : When the cops told the farmer that they'd found his truck,

 Foreman : heavy metals, tropical diseases, food poisoning, and STDs.

 Chase : Apparently Venezuelan tattoo parlors have standards after all.

 Cameron : Which is slower than she was having them before you put the patch back on.

 Wilson : I'm an idiot. She's exposed herself to so much crap I just assumed it was a zebra.

 Cameron : Since when is breast cancer treatable by motion sickness meds?

 Wilson : It's not. But the inflammation caused by the paraneoplastic syndrome

 Wilson : caused by the cancer can be reduced by anticholinergics.

 Joey : - So what does that mean? Are you guys getting back together?

 Ross : When I was holding her, I mean... I never wanted to let her go.

"Daa - raa... When the sun comes up, bright and beaming! And the moon comes..."

 Leonard : Hey, we could liberate some microporous charcoal from the chem lab.

I'll make space in our apartment so we can move the manufacturing process.

- Well, what's wrong with my apartment? - It's not my apartment.

 Leonard : I'm still tweaking things a little bit, but this will give the general idea of the website.

 "rocket" Rob Tredwyck : Worried that she might do something stupid.

 Lorraine Dinovi : First day I put him in the pool, he was two years old.

 Lorraine Dinovi : When his dad left and I was feeling lower than dirt,

 Esposito : Did you put this tracker on me when you gave me that awkward hug?

Okay! This is what we'll call it : Joey and Janice's Day of Fun!

 Monica : ...and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard...

 Mike : Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?

 Phoebe : We're just moving in right now. We'll see where it goes.

 Mike : Yeah, well, that's the thing. For me, it's as far as it can ever go.

...you know, such a disaster that l kind of lost faith in the whole idea.

-...she deliberately defecated on my-- -Okay, well, that's bad. Yeah.

 Phoebe : But don't you think it might be different with someone else? Perhaps...

 IZZIE : The transplant went better than anyone expected. He was better.

But Denny, um, before the surgery, he was hooked up to a machine called a...

 MR. DUQUETTE : - You're not answering my question. - I'm trying. I'm getting there.

- It was complicated. His heart was... - Don't give a damn about the medicine.

 MR. DUQUETTE : He had a bad heart. He had a bad heart for a long time.

What I don't get is how a girI like you goes from being my son's doctor

 MR. DUQUETTE : What I don't get is how you got him to propose to you hours before he died.

Mr. Sullivan, I'm going to recommend a night of observation in the ICU

 Tritter : Treat people like jerks, you get treated like a jerk.

 Jeremy : You kidding me? If you have an infection, you'd have a fever.

Do you ever get that thing where you're sure you forgot something,

Salmonella is a bacterial infection that you can get from pot plants.

 Foreman : The thinking is it's an inflammatory reaction to the smoking.

 Jeremy : How much would you need to smoke for your throat to go nuts like that?

 Bailey : Yang will handle the clinic. You'll be with the O'Malleys today.

Yeah, well, you inspect your feet every day. Have you noticed anything?

Look, I got 30 guys sitting on their ass waiting for me to show up.

 Cristina : Sir, I get it. You're in a hurry. That makes the two of us.

 Cristina : You need to call your guys and tell them you're not coming in.

 Sheldon : You're kidding, right? It's a bust of Sir Isaac Newton.

Excuse me, it's much more Christmassy than anything you've put on the tree.

 Sheldon : Jesus, on the other hand, was actually born in the summer.

 Sheldon : His birthday was moved to coincide with the traditional pagan holiday...

 Sheldon : ...that celebrated the winter solstice with lit fires and slaughtered goats.

 Sheldon : ...than 12 hours of church with my mother followed by a fruitcake.

 Sheldon : I sense that's not sincere, although I have no idea why.

 Sheldon : You dispute Newton's claim that he invented calculus...

 House : Allow me to welcome you to the best night of your life.

 House : Yes, these girls are all working their way through law school, don't test them.

 Leonard : Hey, can I talk to you about something? It's a little awkward.

 Sheldon : ...you're wondering if this is the appropriate time...

 Sheldon : You know, you just have to remember stuff that happened...

Sorry to interrupt, but Phoebe said you want to talk to me about a trip?

You know. Like where he hugs you and then kind of rolls you away, and...

 Susan : -What's it look like? -Kind of like a big face without skin.

 Ross : Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.

Breaking up with Richard was the hardest thing l've ever done in my life.

 Phoebe : ...to hear cruel, mocking jokes about Mike, l'm gonna come to you.

Oh, good, because l've already thought of three. Four! l just thought of a fourth!

 Randy : At the risk of bragging, my Hazelnut Pilsner won fourth prize

 Randy : at the Weehawken Retirement Home Clam Bake and Wheelchair Maintenance Picnic.

 Randy : Robin. That's it, yeah. Is she gonna be here? Not that I really care.

I don't mean the one that takes place Halloween night in the Village.

 Ted : Looks like that French maid didn't turn down somebody's bed.

 Marshall : Looks like Pocahontas has a couple of wounded knees.

 Ross : -What are you saying? -I'm saying that she is a devil woman.

You think you know a person, then they turn around and sleep with Nick.

 Bailey : I'm still a surgeon. I'm just a surgeon with an excess of estrogen.

 Teacher : Today's final assignment will show how well you can take the skills

 Teacher : you have learned and apply them to a single operation.

She's going to be... continuing your prep work and taking your vitals. OK?

So that's Rachel, the girl you've been writing all those songs about?

Might want to rethink the lyrics to "She Feels Weird Since I've Been Gone."

 Big Nosed Rachel : I cannot believe Chip dumped me for that slut Nancy Branson!

 Big Nosed Rachel : I am never going out with him again. I don't care how much he begs.

 Fat Monica : His begging days are over, now that he's with Nancy Branson.

 Ross : I couldn't find that bowl you and Jack were looking for.

 Prospective Nanny : The easier we can make the transition for her the better.

 Chandler : ...because no self-respecting adult would ever wear these.

-You wear them all the time. -They're not called sneakers anymore.

They're called ''kicks'' or ''skids.'' l think l heard somebody say ''slorps.''

They've got wheels that pop out from the bottom so you can roll around...

 Monica : Okay. Have you considered using a girl with huge knockers?

 Winters : I was busy handling a personal issue that I would rather not discuss.

 Winters : left me with a burning desire to see my doctor last night.

 Ryan : He was dosing Gabriel with antibiotics during our time-of-death window.

Gabriel said that Anabelle went to the party with her boyfriend,

 Beckett : but there's no evidence that she was in a relationship.

 Beckett : There's nothing in her e-mails, phone calls or texts.

 Ryan : And the very next day, she said someone had "betrayed her trust."

 Beckett : Whoever he is, he never came forward, and that is suspicious.

 Esposito : and they traced the serial number on one of the components.

 Beckett : You guys go to the convention center bar where the party was being held,

 Esposito : Oh, yeah, this is probably too low-brow for you, huh?

 Esposito : You're probably into that boring-ass, intellectual kind of sci-fi,

You should get rid of those animals. They shouldn't be in an apartment.

 Benjamin Donnelly : It's modeled on the targeting system of a Machbarian Star Destroyer.

 Donnelly : Purveyor of sci-fi hardware for the discriminating enthusiast.

 House : I don't want to tell you how to do your job, Dr. Foreman,

 House : The word "fever." Could come from the patient's illness

 House : to saunter out of your hospital and take a nap in the snow.

 House : Should we also add forgetfulness? He's got Alzheimer's.

 House : Because the patient's wife said he exhibited both for a year.

 Chase : which causes symptoms that are hard to distinguish from his Alzheimer's.

 Taub : because looking at his brain with a metal plate is problematic.

He's got a seven centimeter conductive metal rod holding his rib together.

 House : it'll just feel like it's ripping him in two, which is much better.

 Taub : We could minimize the damage by injecting ice-water into his abdominal cavity.

 Boss : You see, that has a clear selling point. lt appeals to our key demographic.

l was just trying to get into a young mindset, and stuff started to flow.

Hey, Ross. l know you're still mad at me, but can l just talk to you for a sec?

 Phoebe : And also show you something l think you'll find very exciting.

 Penny : Look, we made this Penny Blossom in under three minutes.

 Leonard : Terrific, but that kind of raises more questions than it answers.

 Howard : You're kidding. Any of the cyanoacrylates would do a better job.

- Won't work. The flower's porous. - What if we infused the bottom layer...

Any stories? No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?

Good. Yeah, maybe while we're there, they can check your reflexes.

to Dr. Barry Frank, dental genius and fang-master extraordinaire.

We're investigating a homicide and our victim had some work done.

That's Crow. I did his veneers about, I don't know, two months ago.

 Beckett : We were hoping you would have a legal name or a billing address.

 Landlady : You'd think he'd be trouble, but Matthew was a quiet kid, shy.

 Landlady : The vampire thing was a little weird, but my first husband

 Landlady : was a Civil War re-enactor, so you tell me, which is weirder?

 Castle : Oh, my God. That is the sexiest thing I ever heard you say.

 Beckett : Oh, Castle, the things you don't know about me could fill a book.

 Castle : To find where our suspect might sell a high-end Rolls-Royce.

 Castle : Because you helped me out. And now I'm returning the favor.

 Hayley : He called Hawthorne Carter Iess than half an hour ago.

 Erica : I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse!

 Monica : That is the most beautiful top of a head I have ever seen!

 George : - Of course not. - Then why are my parents acting so...

 George writing in her chart : to remove the lymph node tumor that's compressing your...

 Bex : I'm having surgery to remove a tumor that's compressing my ovary.

 Chase : Could have fried her liver, loses its synthetic function.

 Thirteen : Then her entire body would be swelling, not just her arm.

 Thirteen : You're not doing a home search in a crack den. That's insane.

 Thirteen : or anything else you mentioned because it's not a coincidence.

 Chase : But if you're right, she could start bleeding anywhere.

 Thirteen : All we'll do at the hospital is stick her in a patient bed

 Joey : Sure, you name a kid that, what do you expect them to grow up to be?

 Monica : Anyway, when he left, he forgot to take the poem with him.

Now, I am totally dense about poetry, but I think this is pretty good.

 Monica : - All right, I gotta go to work. - Hold on. I'm not done.

 Wardell Williams : So, accusing one black man of a murder he ain't commit

 Wardell Williams : And I talked to a gang of folks in that courthouse.

 Otis Williams : How am I supposed to know which one of them is a juror?

 Castle : Well, the juror badges on their shirts might have been a hint.

 Beckett : CSU managed to pull Joe's coffee cup out of the garbage.

 Beckett : Why don't you just come clean, while we still got a deal to make?

 Wardell Williams : So obviously you must be the bad cop. Guess that makes you the good cop.

 Beckett : Mr. Castle is a writer. He consults with the department on occasion.

 Wardell Williams : Then tell me why of all the lawyers in the city,

 Wardell Williams : You don't think it's 'cause he's running for mayor

 Wardell Williams : so all his rich, powerful white friends can feel safe?

 Beckett : Look, you're not doing yourself any favors right now.

 Wardell Williams : You got my cousin O pulling a Bigger Thomas,

 Wardell Williams : and you got me poisoning this man to get him off.

 Sheldon : ...reducing mighty edifices to dust, enguIfing the city in flames...

 Sheldon : ...the streets flow with blood and echo with the cries of the wounded.

 Sheldon : Oh, excellent choice. Now, put on your hard hat and safety vest.

 Leonard : Oh, fun. I get to spend another night in front of our apartment...

 Sheldon : You make that joke every three months, I still don't get it. Leonard, wait.

 Sheldon : - What are you doing? - I don't know. What am I doing?

 Sheldon : Look around you, there's hypothetical broken glass everywhere.

 Sheldon : Really? You're going to face Armageddon without your orthotics? Your choice.

 Masters : My wife and I hosted the cocktail party where your client killed Sadie.

 Lanie Parish : causing massive blood loss and her eventual death.

It would've taken five to 10 minutes for her to succumb to her wounds.

 Esposito : The only thing she said was that she wanted to speak with a lawyer.

 Castle : working with the NYPD, homicides for the 12th Precinct.

 Weller : So you're a bit of an expert when it comes to solving murders?

 Castle : Yes. And I use that expertise to lend authenticity to my novels.

 Weller : Now, what brought you to the home of Roger and Joanna Masters

 Slaughter : Only way you're getting out of that trunk is if you rat out your boss.

 Slaughter : Listen, unless you want something very bad to happen to Hector,

 Cameron : Tuberculosis could present hundreds of different ways.

 House : Well, by that logic, everyone in the hospital should be treated.

Not everybody in the hospital has been exposed to it for the last 20 years.

 Cameron : It's not metabolic. Kidney, liver and thyroid are all normal. No diabetes.

 Chase : - What about his heart? - Obviously big as all outdoors.

 House : Loose throttle. Sometimes beats too fast, sometimes too slow.

 Chase : - Causing him to pass out. - It would account for the episode.

I'll put him on telemetry, do a stress test and an echocardiogram.

I want to see that pious, body-powdered tush hanging out of his gown.

 Sebastian : I don't recall asking for a stress test or an echocardiogram.

I've considered getting rid of it. I saw my reflection the other day.

 Ross : A couple of stupid boxes get wet, and she gets a Porsche?

 Monica : Are you kidding? I get a Porsche and the Barcalounger's gone?

 Colin Rigsdale Iii : Well, when Jessica told me someone had hacked into their system,

 Colin Rigsdale Iii : I think we all know what my political opponents might do

 Colin Rigsdale Iii : if they managed to access confidential information.

 Banks : So the girl who hacked into our system, did you find out what she was after?

 Beckett : Really? I understand that she was an intern here at the firm last year.

that you attended the Banks and Bauer summer associate party last year?

 Beckett : The same thing that my victim, Erika Albrook, was doing.

 Beckett : Trying to figure out how her best friend, Pamela Bonner, actually died.

 Banks : Detective, this is privileged information. It's inadmissible.

 Castle : How am I even supposed to be in a relationship with her

 Castle : After everything that we've been through together, I...

 Monica : But when she said "sex," I wasn't thinking about sex with you.

 Rachel : What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?

 News Reporter Woman : murdered in the vehicle you see behind me.

 News Reporter Woman : Magani may be the latest victim of "Netslayer,"

 News Reporter Woman : who claimed responsibility for the murder of Abby Smith,

 News Reporter Woman : With the city and Internet roiling with fear,

 News Reporter Woman : many are asking, who will this serial killer strike next?

 Gates This Guy Is Getting Exactly What He Wanted : And it's making him bolder. So, where do we stand?

 Beckett : Sir, it looks like the killer hid in the backseat of Cam's car,

 Esposito : and all we know for sure is that the killer was right-handed.

 Gates : Detective, bring me some good news before we lose another one.

 Castle : Can't help but think if only I'd figured it out sooner,

 Beckett : We never had a chance. The killer just wanted us to think we did.

 Beckett : You know what Carver could have a point about, is Ben Lee.

 Esposito : They found a clerk who works at a mailbox center around the corner

 Esposito : who says he rented a box to Jane on the day she died.

 Esposito : I'm going to go check it out. You wanna roll with me?

 Castle : If I find out who that someone is, maybe we have our shooter.

Wading through four years of prison records, it's a lot of work.

We'll be far enough from our parents so we don't have to see them...

 Ross : And yes, I know the taxes are a little higher than Nassau County...

 Phoebe : Murder, cancer, soccer teams eating each other in the Andes.

 Alex : I'm looking for Trojan asteroids at Earth's L-5 Lagrange point.

 Leonard : Oh. That happens to be Dr. Koothrappali's field of expertise.

 Leonard : But compared to your boss, he's the poster boy for sanity.

 Leonard : You should introduce him to Sheldon. The search is over.

 Leonard : Not yet, but I can remove unwanted hair from 2 miles away.

 Ted : You should hang on to this. You can give it to her next year.

 Zoey : Before we eat, we should take a group picture and send it to Wang Guy.

 Ted : Thank you. Let's just hope it tastes as good as it looks.

This is the first time he's used this. You'll see how easy this is to do.

- How many times has this happened? - There's gotta be a better way!

 Castle : So, why would Latham suddenly order up 10 million vaccines?

Now, do you know why he was investigating Latham Pharmaceuticals?

Companies that produce vaccines with federal money are tracked by GAO.

And Latham developed a vaccine for a rare but deadly flu virus, didn't they?

You recently converted all of your assets to Latham stock. Why is that?

What on earth are you talking about? I don't know any Jared Stone.

 Robin : Can I have a napkin? Could you please hand me a napkin?

I scrubbed in. The vows were on my hand. I scrubbed off my vows.

Hello! Scrubbed off my vows. I can't do this. I don't have anything on my hand!

 Burke : Cristina wouldn't be Cristina if she didn't need a little push.

 Cristina : There are no words in my head. OK, I have no vows. No vows!

 Meredith : if I have to kick your ass every step to get you there.

 Meredith : You will walk down the aisle, you will get married. Do you hear me?

Rachel? Why don't you sit here? And Will, you sit way over there.

 Ross : ...that actually show the evolution of different species.

 Phoebe : So now the real question is, who put those fossils there and why?

 Phoebe : It's your audition from this morning! Can I use the phone?

Sure, that's what it's there for. Emergencies and pretend agents.

 Phoebe : Will he work for scale, you ask me? Well, I don't know about that.

 Phoebe : I would love to have lunch with you! How about we have lunch next...

 Monica : Right, you only go for them five minutes before they get married.

 Ted : This video is entitled, "Little League Coach Gets Hit in the Nuts

 Barney : - See? 'Cause, 'cause he got hit... - ... right in the nuts,

 Marshall : I can't believe my father's funeral service is being led by

 Addison : I'm unbelievable? The chief steps down, you assume it's between you and Burke?

 Richard : I went to the board this morning and told them I was retiring.

 Richard : It has been a perfect day until you four fools tried to ruin it!

 Raj : Well, I trusted you and you let me down. The poor thing's been shaking for hours.

 Raj : Yes. I picked her up and then we both went for massages to try and calm down.

 Bernadette : You knew she was okay and you couldn't pick up the phone to tell us?

 Bernadette : She could have been dead for all we knew. You should be ashamed of yourself.

 Bernadette : Maybe you need to take some time and think about what you've done.

 Rachel : I couldn't get a plane out. I had to stay in their suite!

Then I lost him because I asked him to marry me after four dates.

 Robin : "He knows a woman's body better than she knows her own,

See that's ridiculous, Monica, because I'm only down by three touchdowns.

Unless, of course, you're afraid you might lose to a bunch of girls.

Come on. Let's see what it's like to be on a winning team for a change.

Yeah. Chandler finds me so intimidating that it's better if we're on the same team.

 Thirteen : blood in her urine and a broken leg from collapsing at her wedding.

 Thirteen : Cultures were negative for UTIs. No signs of previous trauma or STDs.

 Lawrence Kutner : But she also has legs that go all the way up to Canada.

 Thirteen : Her sodium's low. Could be endometriosis in the bladder.

 Chris Taub : Low sodium could also be from low food. Hasidic Jews fast on their wedding day.

 Greg House : Or sodium was absorbed by a toxin already in her system.

 Greg House : Was it just the legs, or did you detect something resembling a soul?

 Lawrence Kutner : If there's a toxin in her, it could be carbolic acid.

 Eric Foreman : That much carbolic acid, someone would have had to poison her.

 Greg House : Which is why it's more likely that the poisoner was poisonee.

 Greg House : Corollary of, "People lie," is, "People sin. " And in my world, "People" includes Jews.

 Greg House : so they can start pushing out little "Hasidlings. "

 Greg House : Thirty-eight means a woman not on anyone's hot list being pushed onto a guy

 Greg House : who's not on anyone's hot list. No way out. No way out.

 Thirteen : Endometriosis fits better than an epiphany that her life is meaningless.

Fine. Check her innards for bad cells and her home for bad karma.

 Sheldon : It also wouldn't have happened if, in the early universe,

 Sheldon : hydrogen was a little more common or a little less common.

 Sheldon : Look at her, desperately wishing she was over here at the cool table.

 Sheldon : Don't worry, little moth. The flame will come to you.

No, but she did. Look, there's that old hippie I've always wanted.

 Penny : Which came out sounding way more surprised than I meant.

 Raj : which is why I booked time on the big telescope that night.

 Amy : Well, an evening looking at the stars, that's still kind of romantic.

 Leonard : Don't yell at me. I'm not manufacturing. I'm just web design.

 Sheldon : Financial independence through entrepreneurial brilliance and innovation?

 Sheldon : Okay, that, right there, that equivocation and self-doubt...

 Frankie : So, I mean, I guess we do, what, chemo and all that stuff?

 Chase : When your appendix burst, it was like a dam giving way.

 Frankie : So you're saying you'll treat, but you don't expect it to work.

 Foreman : Our Dean of Medicine has approved an experimental treatment.

 Foreman : We use your unique cancer cell signature to create a targeted lymphoma vaccine.

 Chase : to recognize and kill cells bearing the same malignant signature,

 Foreman : Based on people in situations like yours, maybe a year.

 Sheldon : I wonder what they're talking about. PENNY : If you guys

 Howard : Sheldon, my concern is not with the money or anything.

 Howard : See? This is what happens every time we work together.

When my parents got divorced, I started using humor as a defense mechanism.

Because my sister says we can spend the weekend at her cabin, skiing.

Could you close that window? My nipples could cut glass over here.

Look, I just wanna say I really appreciate you spending time with me.

 Castle : Okay, if this is a lair, can I just say, "Disappointing."

 House : You're chewing nicotine gum, which causes dehydration, which causes wear and tear.

Sorry, I already met this month's quota of useless tests for stubborn idiots.

 House : Please stop. It's hard to write through the haze of bitter tears.

 Tritter : Last nurse you made fun of, she probably slipped some crap into your coffee.

 Larry : You mind if I wash up? Who knows where these have been?

...that I need to run simulations of structure formation in the early universe.

 Leonard : Good luck getting time on it. The only people he lets use it are his friends.

 Sheldon : ...coming from someone who is considered altogether unlikable.

 Mr. Flynn : Within the hour, you will tell me everything I want to know,

 Mr. Flynn : Now, tell me honestly, was knowing my name really that important?

 Mason : This guy's default setting is early '70s conspiracy thriller.

 Mason : He won't talk to you. Hell, he might not even talk to me.

 Female Cop : - These are speeding tickets. - A lot of emergencies.

 Foreman : The place is a cesspool, but I don't think I need to test for anything.

or the whole precinct would have gotten wiped out. Anarchy on the streets.

 House : while staring at the rancid, unchanged water of an AC unit.

 Foreman : Marijuana explains the high carboxy, the cloudy lungs and the happiness.

 House : Pot doesn't explain the fact that he's gotten worse since he was admitted.

Men do it because they want to have sex with other women before they settle down.

 Adams : They're a little young to get married, don't you think'?

 Taub : Three teeth detached from his jaw bone and lodged in his throat.

 Chase : Environmental? Could be heavy metal poisoning or radiation exposure.

 Taub : He's an accountant who works on the same floor with 50 other people.

You did say that, "She took something that was vital to our security."

Not to mention over half a million of my own followers on Twitter.

 Westfield : The intercepted transmissions coincided with Marie's tasking

 Castle : So that wasn't a photo of a UFO. That was your spy satellite.

 Westfield : But the real damage done is the data she downloaded,

 Westfield : They were smart enough to make it look like the boyfriend did it.

She's a patient who deserves to have all the privacy I can give her.

 Meredith sighs : I made her go jogging. There's no way that could have...

 Burke : Dr. Grey, we're going to put you to sleep for a little while,

 Burke : but I promise we'll have you back into surgery in no time.

l have it totally under control, okay? lt's just when l see them together...

 Phoebe : You can't do anything about it. He's already dating her.

Great, because l gotta get out of here. The smell of beets is killing me.

 ADDISON : He's not supposed to be here. I can't have him here. I can't...

 ADDISON : He's supposed to be in New York. I can't function with him here.

The woman who gets the hots for man candy and cheats on her husband.

 BAILEY : For starters, you can keep your knees closed in his presence.

 DEREK : Aren't you happy to have a boyfriend who works in a hospital?

 MEREDITH : You are just one of many men I happen to be dating at the moment.

 DEREK : Forgive me for pointing out the obvious, but I don't see

 Travis Brennan : There is no money in finding cures for diseases that only kill poor people.

And I'm gonna let him get as far away as possible before you call the cops.

 Greg House : There was a reason for that. Next time, listen to him.

 Lisa Cuddy : Either you're gonna have to get someone from the CIA

 Greg House : I was helping some rich hedge fund jerk treat his son's sniffles.

 Lisa Cuddy : The only thing less likely than your helping the CIA

 Penny : Didn't you get enough of this cliquey crap in high school?

 Amy : Priya just made a snide comment about your acting career.

 Penny : Tell Bernadette to tell Priya that I'm on my way to Prague

Keeping her out of Berman's business for quite a while, if not forever.

 Gates : All this time, my sister thought she was taking down Berman,

 Beckett : The one thing it doesn't explain, though, is why Cordero was killed.

 Dr Greer : And then a little later the same thing happened again

 Dr Greer : Something about your art speaks to the canine sensibility

 House : When did you develop such strong opinions about my patients?

 House : Last week you were convinced that my patient wasn't sick.

 House : - Now you're convinced this one is. - This one is a young boy.

 Cuddy : Just get together with your team, spend a few extra hours...

 House : Well, I guess we could amputate his left leg. It's where we found most of it.

 House : And it's too early in the pregnancy for this to be hormonal.

 Cuddy : I gave him one shot of cortisol and he woke up like Rip Van Winkle.

 House : That's why you don't have a daddy. That's why she had to...

 Thirteen : That much radiation will kill him before it kills the cancer.

 Taub continues : Give him insulin-like growth factor, make any tumor or malignancy grow.

 House : I was clueless about Kutner, I was wrong about Cameron,

 House : Taub just came up with an idea that I should have seen long before he did.

 Wilson : and you hired Taub to come up with ideas that you wouldn't have come up with.

 Wilson : House, a guy you worked with for two years, who you mentored,

 Wilson : and, yes, possibly even cared about, just blew his brains out.

 Beckett : If Eddie was helping other students in his class, then that means...

 Castle : who exacts vigilante justice for innocent people who can't defend themselves.

 Beckett : But Robert McCall's character was a good guy. Eddie is a corrupt cop.

Well, all I know is that I'm trying to build a better case right now.

 Esposito : Now he's temping as a delivery driver for Ronnie's Chicken Hut.

 Murray : that Jack Coonan was killed by the same man who murdered your mother.

 Lanie : The last time Castle tried to talk to you about your mother's murder,

 Lanie : I held off from telling you until I knew the evidence was rock solid.

 Captain Roy Montgomery : I know your mother's murder was the reason you became a cop.

 Captain Roy Montgomery : And I know how you almost lost yourself

 Captain Roy Montgomery : trying to solve her case the first time you tried.

It was like that bracelet I made you for Father's Day when I was six.

 Alexis : Dr. Parish said I had to get all this finished before she...

 Leann : Hundreds have gathered here and in other cities across the country

 Martha : Honey, do you ever wonder why I never visited you at the precinct

 Howard : Three were given to members of the cast. The rest were destroyed.

 Leonard : No, it is not yours. We all went in on the box together.

 Sheldon : ...that the finder of a sunken treasure is the owner.

 Raj : The wise thing to do is invest it in something practical.

 Sheldon : You could use it for e-mails, letters, tattoos, what have you.

 Sheldon : ...at the California Science Center where I point out their mistakes.

 Leonard : Keep an eye on those expiration dates. l've been burned more than once.

 Penny : You made me look in your ear to see if there was a ladybug in it.

 Sheldon : Last time I asked you to do something that wasn't a medical emergency?

 Penny : Yesterday. You made me look in your ear to see if there was a ladybug in it.

 West : I knew right away he was the perfect candidate for Operation Mentor.

 West : But they hit it off right away. And Louis started getting better.

 West : You know, Detective, you should consider becoming a mentor.

 West : I used to chase money around wall Street for 15 hours a day,

 West : Well, Victor was the first person that Louis ever trusted,

 West : So finding out he'd been betrayed would have been pretty devastating.

 Ryan : I'm Detective Ryan and this is Detective Esposito, NYPD.

 Ryan : We just have a few questions about a kid that Victor Lee was mentoring,

 West : That's funny. You guys just missed the two other cops that were here.

I'm sorry, I gotta run. If you come up with an adjective, text me.

 Leonard exiting the apartment : You can stare at your board all day, she's still going to be right.

"Pretty, very." There's really no objective scale for delineating variations of good.

 Penny : Well, a little bird told me that you and Leslie hooked up last night.

but have you tried anything more radical to treat the spinal curvature?

 Heather : having a steel rod inserted into my spine, then yeah. We've tried.

Removing kidney stones may seem minor. It will improve your quality of life.

 Heather : but she's talking about improving my quality of life.

 Heather : I don't think doctors should make promises they can't keep.

 Thatcher : Her mom and grandma have the flu and they asked me to get an update.

 Addison : She's doing very well, Mr. Grey. We'll be out of here in just a minute.

 Christina : Laura Grey-Thompson had some dilation of the bowels on X-ray this morning.

 Fbob : There are no hardware stores open past midnight in the Village.

I needed to buy a hammer and I'm out walking around the neighborhood.

You play the same Sarah McLachlan song over and over while you do it.

I don't understand how that... - You're a high-powered bulimic. You make yourself throw up.

You had to find the most efficient way to vomit without revealing the telltale signs of bulimia,

So, you found a common antidote to accidental poisoning to do the job...

Which is great if your kid's just swallowed a bottle of aspirin,

In about an hour, there's gonna be an emergency meeting of the transplant committee...

 House : to discuss where you fall on the list should a new heart become available.

 House : Problem is, I am required to tell the committee about your bulimia.

 House : It's a major psychiatric condition. Ranks right up there with suicidal. Makes you a very bad risk.

 Carly : So, you're here to tell me I have just a few hours to live?

I just... I just thought he should know that Joseph would be our last.

 Addison : I need you to tell him that you asked me to tie your tubes.

 Rose : And you don't even have to pay. For me, it's my marriage. It's my family.

 Rose : You're the best. People come from all over the country to see you.

 Chandler : She is the star of the play, and she is my girlfriend.

 Chandler : Is it just me, or can you actually see his abs through his overcoat?

 Kathy's Co-star : -Is that an expensive blouse? -If you want it to be.

 Amy : The monkey in my tobacco study has taken to smoking a pipe.

 Sheldon : Which means the mommy of the smartest physicist at the university...

 Amy : Sheldon, I wish there was something I could do to make you feel better.

[Taylor] Where do you get off accusing me of something like that?

 George : There are rules. You know, there are rules for a reason.

 George : You shouldn't take advantage of someone else's vulnerability.

 Dr. Taylor : I don't need some punk intern telling me what's at stake here.

 Woman : How about when you started insisting that I quit my job,

 Woman : The last straw should have been when I found out those phone calls

 Izzie : - Hold still, please. - Don't you dare try to patch this up!

Okay, stop it. I can't deal with this right now. I have to go have a baby.

Seriously, she's like the perfect woman. I mean, I know she turned me down..

They're having their baby. It's not fair, Ross. I got here first!

 Rachel : Right after you left, they wheeled her off into delivery.

Oh, but not before she gave me a nice, juicy shot of little Jamie crowning away.

Why don't you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself.

 Leonard : Raj, come on, you fall in love with any girl who smiles at you.

 Leonard : A month ago, you were writing poems about his fiancÃ©e.

 Raj : You have nothing to worry about, because now I'm the dusky haIf...

 Beckett : It's just that there's something that we're not seeing.

 Esposito : Do you want me to start processing the good Father out?

No. He might have an alibi, but he's definitely involved somehow.

 Beckett : It says here that Father Aaron volunteers at Five Points Correctional.

 Castle : Doesn't mean they're not connected in a different way.

 Ryan : Malcolm Lloyd, a recidivist thief doing 20 for a jewel heist.

 Ryan : Looks like he died of a heart attack in prison, three weeks ago.

 Castle : Wouldn't it be funny if Father Aaron administered last rites

 Ryan : Looks like he and Lloyd were both arrested for the same jewel heist.

 Beckett : It still doesn't explain why Random broke into Stuckey's apartment.

 Ryan : Maybe this will help. The heist that Lloyd and Stuckey pulled.

 Leonard : Not specifically. But, um, I did tell her that I had feelings.

 Brennan : He just had a heart attack. Ripping out a piece might kill him.

 House : Won't tell us anything. Biopsy his heart. Come on. I'll join you.

 Joey : You like this woman, right? You wanna see her again, right?

 Joey : If you can't talk dirty to me, how will you talk dirty to her?

We'd have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.

 House : You also sinned. You have no right to cast the first stone.

 Amber : We thought there was a tumor on the patient's esophagus.

 Amber : We were right about the area, wrong about the diagnosis.

 Amber : Turns out the esophagus is just straightening. It's scleroderma.

 House : You ladies have the honor to give the patient a feeding tube.

 House : I think I will miss you most of all, Ridiculously Old Fraud.

 Tobias : But Whitney, on the other hand... Now, don't get me wrong.

 Tobias : Her last night here, she rolled in at 3 : 00 a.m., upset.

 Tobias : She left before the sun came up, didn't even say goodbye.

 Beckett : That's right in the middle of her time-of-poisoning window.

We're undercover. I can't just flash my badge and get people to talk.

 Castle : Exactly. Which is why we don't approach this like cops,

 Castle : we approach the investigation like writers by doing research.

 Martha : It's always been my desire to make a difference, whether on stage or off.

 Martha : Well, of course you are. Haven't I been telling you what to do your whole life?

 Castle : Sorry, kiddo, but with you away, my chaperoning needs reside here.

 Castle : Or are you forgetting what happened the last time we left her alone?

One victim. Donald Kendall, 18. He was a senior at Redding Prep.

He wasn't looking for "the child," he was looking for "Deschile."

 Ryan : He's on leave this semester. The university has no idea where he is.

 Doyle : The energy wars, all right? I told you about the other side.

 Doyle : They were slaughtering people by the tens of thousands, okay?

 Doyle : It was able to stop their weapons. It completely turned the tide.

 Doyle : Detective, listen to me. Ward is still obviously fighting for the fascists!

 Doyle : And if he kills Deschile, there will be no energy shield!

Ward's gonna kill Deschile and that is why billions of people die!

 Doyle : Forget about time travel, forget about wars, none of that matters!

 Melanie : and I can't go in there and be with him because of you.

 Melanie : You find a homework assignment and decide he's suicidal,

 Chase : It'll get back to normal in a month or two. Your skin, two or three weeks.

So he spilled pesticide on the pants and was too lazy to clean up.

 House : Why aren't you out there making up with the joyful mother?

Who are those guys? - Oh, they're the arrogant jerks that saved your life.

 MRS. O'MALLEY : Nothing sexual between you and Georgie? Not even a little bit?

So how've you been, Preston? Last time I saw you, you stole my patient's heart.

 HAHN : A consult. And knowing how much my being here would annoy you.

 BURKE : On the contrary, it's always a pleasure. Though not as much as when you leave.

 MEREDITH : Do you think I could get in on Erica Hahn's surgery?

 MEREDITH : Dr. Hahn. She's doing a consult. I wonder who the VIP patient is.

 CHIEF : I was pleasantly surprised to hear you were joining us today.

Here's his chart. He's in room 3975. Down the hall, third door on the right.

 Beckett : Yeah, complete with the daring rescue and everything.

 Castle : Our rivalry is what fuels the passionate fire... Rivalry.

The one between Jorge "EI Oso" Zamacona and his brother, Hector.

 Beckett : A rivalry would explain why Zane was working with both brothers,

 Castle : I just need to find one piece of evidence to see that I'm on the right track.

 Castle : My Spanish is a little rusty, but my handy translator says...

 Castle : They have been shacking up ever since EI Oso went on the run.

 Beckett : So, Zane might have been caught in a rivalry between the brothers,

 Ryan : According to the DEA, all his, uh, "Iegitimate businesses,"

 Esposito : Hector can make a play to rule the family in his place.

 Castle : But Hector can never truly own the throne until his brother is dead.

 Bernadette : Hurry, Sheldon and Penny were right behind us in the bowling alley.

 Holly : Why? I'm not gonna ruin my life, because you think this is wrong.

I've been not working for three hours, and I'm already going crazy.

Honey, having a heart attack is nature's way of telling you to slow down.

 Chandler : I always thought having a heart attack was nature's way of telling you to die.

 Chandler : I mean, you are going to die, but you're not gonna die today.

 Monica : You should consider writing for Talking Out of Your Ass magazine.

Isn't that locking the barn door after the horse has put his face

 House : I'm not normally into role-playing, but if you want to...

 Cuddy : You're also a valued doctor in this hospital. That's another fact.

 Cuddy : This isn't an emotional decision. I'm just giving you the rules.

 Wilson : Yeah, I get it, you're a stud. This is serious, House.

Come sit down. We're talking about how our relationship's deep...

Oh, well, I was in the bathroom, and Susan Lucci came out of a stall...

 Leonard : I want you to know I get why you don't want the money--

 Bernadette : When you go to Emily's office to practice, you'll see. It's fine.

 Leonard : because he's an 80-year-old man in a 15-year-old's T-shirt.

 Howard : Yes, I am. You know, I can't even watch Game of Thrones now

 Castle : I don't know. whoever it is, I hope they brought coffee.

 Menendez : I expect to be screwed over by an asshat that I don't know.

 Hayley : I take it you heard about what happened at Austin Elektra's house last night.

 Hayley : Did you manage to track down the other four knives used in the movie?

 Menendez : Two of the knives are still at the studio warehouse.

 Menendez : And according to the prop master, who alibied out by the way,

 Menendez : Oh, whoa, whoa, no, no, no. See, there is no "we." You two are done.

 Castle : Hey, maybe a little single malt scotch will smooth things over.

 Sheldon : You know, I just learned Amy went to a theme park without me,

Uniforms are canvassing neighbors, but none of them saw the abduction.

 Beckett : We found her phone at the house. The family car is out in front.

According to DOD, most of the guys in Radford's unit are still deployed.

Their families say they've been on a fishing trip since last week.

 Esposito : and Cochran did a tour in Explosive Ordnance Disposal.

 Agent Mark Fallon : Crawl up these guy's asses with a microscope.

 Agent Mark Fallon : Phone records, financials, anything. Get a location.

 Agent Mark Fallon : We find these guys, you know what we're going to see?

 Agent Mark Fallon : These aren't brainwashed, radicalized kids on a student visa.

 Agent Mark Fallon : They're probably reading out of our playbook.

 Agent Mark Fallon : Maybe we'll get lucky. Ground teams can make a move.

 Chandler : - But lilies are the clear choice. - Oh, my God, it's like one mind.

 Castle : Hmm, there were some things missing from her apartment.

 Castle : Whoever killed her tried to make it look like a robbery gone wrong.

 Montgomery : There should be something in there about a handyman

 Montgomery : You know, he had a criminal record, he worked in the building.

 Montgomery : An anonymous tip came in. It felt like a break at the time.

You know, it's funny. I never actually even looked at some of these reports,

 Montgomery : because once the canvassing detectives turned them in,

 Beckett : Well, it says here that Olivia went to a party earlier the night she was killed.

 Beckett : A waitress gave a statement saying that she saw Olivia

 Beckett : There's no name, but according to the description she gave,

 Castle : but I am getting a delicious millionaire playboy vibe here.

 Beckett : The waitress was under the impression that he arrived with Olivia.

 Montgomery : Olivia's best friend was a gal that she worked with.

 Ryan : Perlmutter just finished reviewing Olivia's autopsy report

 Montgomery : You guys take the morgue. I'll follow up on Olivia's friend.

 Perlmutter : I've gone through Ms. Debiasse's files and her autopsy was fairly limited.

 Perlmutter : I assume when Brady confessed, the ME decided not to be thorough.

 Perlmutter : My gut tells me I'm hungry, but I'm not gonna be able to eat

 Ryan : Perhaps two? One for yourself, one for your partner out in Los Angeles.

 Ryan : We're talking about Pat Crews, your old writing teacher.

 Esposito : He was killed with a knife shaped exactly like that one.

 Jordan : How can you say that when we've outsmarted you for years?

 Beckett : Now, they said that they shipped the Greenblatt order

 Castle : where they're injecting human guinea pigs with invisibility serum.

Well, whatever it is, killer definitely didn't want us to find it.

 Beckett : We were wondering if a William Fairwick is an employee here.

 Head Of Security : If you and Mr. Castle vacate the premises immediately,

 Head Of Security : we will refrain from filing federal trespassing charges.

He was at Lady of Mercy Nursing Home visiting his mom when Peter was killed.

 Castle : Seems to me there's a lot more to your sister's star witness than she knew.

 Esposito : He confirmed that a bank account with those numbers exists,

 Gates : Did he at least acknowledge it was Peter Cordero's account?

 Esposito : So the only way that anyone can access it is with a password.

 Castle : where you open up the chest and it's just full of sand.

 Gates : Wait. Go to the day Mr. Nunez claims he did the transfer.

 Penny knocking and entering, holding up a pair of superman undershorts. : Hey, Leonard, you left your underwear in the drier downstairs.

 Leonard : Penny, this is Sheldon's twin sister. Missy, this is our neighbor Penny.

 Leonard : Happened to Einstein. He got stuck in the unified field theory for decades.

 Leonard : Sheldon Lee Cooper, I do not have time for this nonsense.

 Leonard : Go put your clothes on, get in the car, and let's go to work.

 Howard : You realize these things go for 25 cents a pop at a party store.

 Phoebe : I can't choose between you two. I love you both so much.

 Chandler : Just not enough to put us in the original wedding party.

Come on, Pheebs. We both really want to do this, and it's up to you.

 Phoebe : Listen, I have a very special bridesmaid task for you to do.

 Phoebe : ...and you have to choose between Ross and Chandler. So good luck with that.

 Simon : I've seen stuff like this on Dateline. And it never ends well.

Whoever is behind this, ifthey wanted us dead, we would be dead.

Obviously someone went through a lot oftrouble designing this place.

 Castle : It's kind of a lockbox that requires a password to open it.

She wanted to get an authentic feel for what it's like to be Nikki

My God! You are exactly what I imagined Nikki Heat would look like.

Natalie, this is Richard Castle and this is Detective Javier Esposito.

Yeah, looks like our killer took our victim's keys for a reason.

 Joey : Actually, I rent the whole place. I just got what you meant. Thank you.

 Nurse : -Get that animal out! -The animal hospital is across town.

 Beckett : Your bartender said that they were a part of your troupe.

 Kitty : Chloe would dance from time to time. Todd had a snake act.

 Kitty : Detective, this is my husband, Earl. He runs the burlesque with me.

 Foreman : Her body's trying to do what you refuse to, get the baby out and save itself.

 Cameron : Medicine doesn't work faster just because you hope real hard.

 Cuddy : The only organ we haven't been able to look inside is its lungs.

 Cuddy : We haven't been able to see inside because they're underdeveloped.

 Chase : We've already got her on corticosteroids, but it'll take weeks for them...

 Cuddy : Then let's drown them in corticosteroids, multiple courses.

 Foreman : Giving the baby more than one course will suppress adrenal gland function.

 Chase : Have long-term adverse effects on fetal organ development.

 Cuddy : It's the only chance we have to see inside those lungs.

We're just gonna have to make the baby better faster than we make Emma worse.

 Cuddy : Come on! This is the kind of thing House does every day.

 Soup Kitchen Manager : I was wrong. A large group had to cancel.

 Leonard : How many grown-ups do you know who have Mr. Spock oven mitts?

Hey, everybody, before Howard gets here, let's all just agree...

It's ridiculous that we still have to walk up all these flights of stairs.

 Stuart : the remodel is coming up, so I thought I'd make it easy

 Stuart : Hmm, I just have never been in this room while you're awake.

 Raj : Uh, making sure the telescope's camera is white-field balanced.

 Abe : You'll need to find the actual pistol to match it to this lead ball.

 Beckett : And how many people would own that kind of antique pistol?

 Abe : They're considered collectibles, so they don't have to be registered.

 Castle : Well, why did the scorpion sting the frog? It's his nature.

 Captain Roy Montgomery : from behind bars from now on for assaulting an officer

 Montgomery : You know, you can take a couple days if you like? Catch some movies.

 Beckett : what did a Wall Street number-cruncher like Goldstein

 Penny : You started by asking if I was from Mars because my ass was out of this world.

You brought me here to inform me you can't tell me where you're going.

- Well, then how can I say it convincingly? - Just say, "Leonard went to the office."

 Leonard : Luke Skywalker was only given one chance to destroy the Death Star.

 Leonard : that was only two meters wide, but with the help of The Force, he--

 Stuart : We could go over to that department store, practice on the mannequins.

 Raj : The next person that walks by, no matter who it is, they're the one.

 Cuddy : He's in pain, and your response is just to emotionally blackmail him.

 Wilson : She hasn't told you in front of me. She needs to prove she's on my side.

 Cuddy : by you walking away from everyone that cares about you.

 Chase : Then you're talking about another surgeon, I didn't miss anything.

 Chase : She can't survive a second round of general anesthesia, let alone a third.

 Castle : These are the same .40 calibers the shooters in the theater had.

 Howard : Raj was snooping through Emily's drawers and broke one.

 Amy : ...that the graceful slope of its neck would cradle your genitals nicely.

 Amy : Great. Until I accidentally made Leonard fall in love with me.

The inevitable. He was Ionely and vulnerable from missing his girIfriend.

 Masters : Yeah, his ALT level is already beginning to normalize.

 Taub looking As If He Just Figured It Out : That memory of yours...

 House : If I knew hiring her meant dealing with medical school paperwork,

 House : You really got nothing better to do than watch me sign this?

 Zane : I'd seen him with a girl. Young, Cuban. You know, I figured after his visit,

 Zane : he was missing home. Anyway, he saw me leaving his house that night

 Zane : and when he asked Maggie why I was there, she got evasive.

 Castle : So, naturally, he thought she was having an affair of her own.

 Zane : to calm him down enough before I could tell him the truth.

 Beckett : This girl that he was dating. Do you remember her name?

 Zane : No, he never told me her name. But I might have a picture on my phone.

 Esposito : They're just overgrown teenagers with delicate little egos.

 Beckett : It's not that deep. It's just simple math. They just have more opportunity.

 Beckett : No, the greater the opportunity, the greater the likelihood.

 Beckett : Which means the two of you have nothing to worry about.

 Esposito : His wife said that he changed when he got back from Cuba.

 Ryan : That could explain the 200 grand. Maybe he needed it for the girl.

 Beckett : - without her finding out. But Maggie Vega did find out.

 Castle : She considers divorce, but thought about the endless hours of scrutiny,

 Castle : - the public humiliation in the media... - Not to mention that she'd only get half.

 Castle : She knows where he's gonna be alone, at night. She goes there.

 Castle : He trusts her, lets his guard down. She moves in close...

 Beckett : She smiles, picks up a bat, thinks of everything that he's done to her,

 Calderon : This is not one of your fictions where people bleed ink.

 Beckett : the night that she was killed, about a block and a half away

 Castle : The same one you and Valerie used to take your long, romantic drives.

 Beckett : Save it, Calderon. We found nylon fibers on her body.

 Beckett : So what was her body doing stuffed in the trunk of your car?

 Wilson : You didn't just prove death is nothing. You proved propofol is.

 House : I was expecting, "Nothing is better than something lousy,"

 Wilson : Because I'm not gonna change your mind, and I don't care.

 Wilson : I have spent the last 20 years holding the hands of people as they die.

 Wilson : I'm sorry, I don't believe that we're just a bag of chemicals.

 Park : So are we gonna talk about the patient, or wait for House?

 Shaw : We're sending the gun to ballistics, but given it's a.45,

 Shaw : He was extracting formaldehyde from the embalming fluid he stole

Well, when you profiled him, you said he was probably an arsonist.

 Shaw : He was planning on killing you and taking the whole station with you.

 Greg House : Yeah, to the place where the doctor made her better.

 Connie Walesa : I thought that was from growing up on the farm!

 Connie Walesa : Like I was cold, but I wasn't. I never quite understood.

 Allison Cameron : Maybe you shouldn't. He's gonna walk all over you if you let him.

 Wilson : so I wouldn't have coached him on how to prove his worthiness to you.

 Cuddy : I know you're upset with me because I didn't choose to date your best friend,

 Cuddy : I'm not gonna change that because of how it might affect him, or you.

 Lucas : Yeah, look, our relationship is gonna be about House or it's gonna be about us.

 Lucas : This is very insulting. You're apparently shocked by this,

 Lucas : which means that you thought that there was some way that we could date,

 Lucas : Technically, it could also mean you thought House had matured,

 Lucas : Yeah, 'cause you acted all cool and everything with Wilson,

 Lucas : but you feel comfortable enough with me that you can freak out.

 Chase : His sinuses are clear. The antibiotics should work this time.

 Rachel : I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.

 Monica : - Does so count. - Cheater, cheater, compulsive eater.

You know what? That's fine. Maybe you haven't grown up, but I have.

...it on the broken nose or the buzzer or the fact that you might have mono.

So I thought I'd come and sit you both down, have a little talk and make it all okay.

 Ben : I have to go. My friend Doug is waiting for me over there.

 Esposito : Hey, Ryan, check this out. What is he doing with his finger?

 Beckett : That's why it didn't leave a mark on our vic. That's our guy.

 Cosmo Reporter amy : - he's... - We gotta get him out of there, now.

Their security's pretty well-armed. We go in as cops, it might get messy.

 ALEX : - I haven't had a cardiac case in ages. - It's my father.

Guess there's a double standard. Yang does something wrong and gets rewarded.

If you don't stop whining, I won't show you what's behind this door.

 BAILEY : And trust me, you want to see what's behind this door.

 PETE : Excuse me, doctors, you're going to have to wait a few minutes.

- He's got to pee. Every five minutes. - I've always had a small bladder.

 PETE : - It's going to go all over your leg. - So what else is new?

- attached at the lumbosacral junction. - But not for long. Right, Dr. Webber?

The Weitzmans came about 6 months ago for a separation procedure.

 PETE : Forgive me for wanting to live longer even if it meant living with you.

You guys came at the right time. We scored New York's top plastic surgeon.

 Ryan : Kind of Crocodile Dundee meets Indiana Jones meets Ted Nugent.

 Beckett : Now, according to the Meeks, he's violent and highly unstable.

 Ryan : Says he lost it in a Bigfoot attack. And that he almost...

 Ryan : What the hell is he doing renting an industrial crap-hole like this?

 Esposito : NYPD! If you're down here, you better identify yourself right now!

 James : I'm Dr. Cuddy's new assistant. Can I tell her what it's regarding?

 House : Yes. I would like to know why she gets a secretary and I don't.

 James : I'm her assistant, not her secretary. I graduated from Rutgers.

 House : Well, I hope you took some classes in sexual harassment law.

 House : Does the word "ka-ching" mean anything to you? I'm going in now.

 House : What's with hiring a male secretary? J-Date not working out?

 Stacy : I met Mark at a fundraiser that happened to be held at a...

 Stacy : Nothing to handle. He obviously wants to talk to you alone.

 House : What was I supposed to do? Ask her to leave? That's just rude.

 Castle : I have a police scanner, and I was tracking the investigation.

 Castle : I know where it's going, and I think I know who took it.

To the Lamont-Doherty laboratories in Palisades, New York, for studies.

 Beckett : Mr. Castle, you said that you might know who took it.

In a relationship, you have moments you'll remember the rest of your life.

Excuse me? Can they warm it up? I' m concerned about goose bumps.

 Melanie : He's sick. This isn't the time to spring this on him.

 Foreman : I get House wanting to jerk me and Thirteen around, but you guys?

 Kutner : Maybe someone should let me know when I should be insulted.

 Foreman : It's why his lungs stopped, it's why he okayed the MRI,

 Foreman : it's why he missed things he wouldn't ordinarily miss.

You know what, I had two sisters and we just tortured each other.

...or switch the sugar with salt so they put salt on their cereal.

 Sheldon : But I'm sure those Cool Ranch Doritos are doing the trick.

 Sheldon : that you two aren't moving forward in your relationship.

 Penny : Yeah, it's just, things are good right now. Really good.

 Penny : I'm focusing on my job. And we've been busy with our paper.

 Sheldon : which outline our various duties and the path we will follow

 Sheldon : we're a vast enterprise that uses overseas call centers.

 House : Specifically, as it refers to the guy whose name is on the file

 Adams : I'm not working, House. I'm in the process of looking for a paying job.

 Benjamin : Is an ultrasound really necessary? I'm feeling much better now.

I walk in in a suit, and they're gonna put their best foot forward.

 Benjamin : $6,000 to take out plants and put in different plants

 Benjamin : Shouldn't I use that money to do something important?

 Caleb : You know, every morning we wake up and we choose who we wanna be.

 Caleb : I wake up and I ask myself, "why are you choosing this?"

After Bracken's murder, I received this on my doorstep with a note

Kate, it's yours. And hopefully you can trace LokSat's next call.

 Caleb : We don't have a conversation. The phone rings, I answer.

 Caleb : An electronically modified voice gives me instructions.

 Caleb : It lasts no more than 60 seconds, so have your best people ready.

 Caleb : I'm gonna go to the same places that I always go. work, home.

AII I want from you is your promise that you'll see this thing through.

 Caleb : And remember who I chose to be today, because nobody else will.

Wait, it's not gonna be Baby Girl? I thought that was so original.

And you know what? I love them both. So just pick one, and that'll be it.

 Robin's dad : And so, despite the endless disappointment you've caused me,

 Robin's dad : that this will finally be the year you achieve something

 Robin's dad : I'd love to stop lying to my friends about you being in a coma.

 Beckett : Wait a minute. These two shoelaces are tied differently.

 Castle : Key to our mystery, and the identity of our killer may lie within that device.

 Tech Agent Tori : Honestly, I've never seen anything like this before.

 Castle : Anyone else wondering what a record store clerk is doing

 Esposito : Yeah, Ted's father and little brother. They're on their way down.

 Esposito : We found a laptop in one of the floorboards at Ted's place

 Lucas : And you're living there. You deserve to suffer equally.

 Lucas : His suffering will equal out because he actually feels remorse.

 Lucas : There won't be any. I'm ceasing all offensive operations.

 Lucas : And if you even get to the planning stages of retaliation,

 Lucas : I will tell Cuddy that she lost her dream place to you two.

 Chase : we even ultrasounded his chest looking for breast cancer.

 Sheldon to Gablehouser : Ladies and gentlemen, honored daughters...

 Sheldon to Gablehouser : ...while Mr. Kim, by virtue of his youth and naivetÃ©...

 Sheldon to Gablehouser : ...has fallen prey to the inexplicable need for human contact...

 Sheldon to Gablehouser : ...let me step in and assure you that my research will go on uninterrupted.

 Sheldon to Gablehouser : And that social relationships will continue to baffle and repulse me.

 Raj : Forget the mission. How did that little yutz get a girl on his own?

 Castle : that literally tell us the location of the next target.

 Castle : it comes from a painting called The Persecution of Kings.

 Castle : If we can narrow it down, we might be able to stop him from...

I found out one of my groomsmen had an emergency and can't make it.

 Chandler : Pick me. I look great in a tux, and I won't steal focus.

 Mike : You know, I really don't feel very comfortable making this decision.

 Mike : You know, Phoebe knows you better. I'm gonna let her choose.

 Ross : Well, if Phoebe's choosing, then say hello to Mike's next groomsman.

 Beckett : Blaylock used to work at the firm. Now they're both dead. Why?

 Beckett : Okay. Maybe she can give us some answers. Where do we find her?

 Ryan : Well, there were no witnesses, but according to the police report,

 Castle : Three deaths, all leading back to the law firm of Banks and Bauer.

 Castle : Is it just me, or is this starting to smell like a John Grisham novel?

 Castle : Only after the accident, Blaylock can't take the guilt or admit the truth.

So his only bastion is to escape into the sweet oblivion of drugs.

they realize they're gonna have to act by eliminating them both.

 Ryan : Whatever it is, the only possible evidence is on Erika's laptop,

 House : Better go with him. Make sure he doesn't snap and hurt somebody.

We're covering all the bases. What... throw everything against the wall and see what sticks?

Is this a magic trick? 'Cause I am a total David Copperfield fan.

Although I thought that tornado of fire... that seemed a little fake. Pain in the wrist. It won't go away for months.

Six doctors' brilliant conclusion is to take it easy. I write a check, name goes on a plaque,

and 48 hours later I've got two M.R.I.'s, a bone scan and a diagnosis : carpal tunnel.

Fascinating story. Have you thought of adapting it for the stage?

I love him more than anything else in the world. Start paying attention to this case, or I'm gonna make things miserable...

 Sheldon : Yes, but anyone who knows anything about bacterial growth...

 Sheldon : ...knows to pick up their refrigerated foods on the way out.

 Sheldon : The thing about tomatoes, and I think you'll enjoy this...

 Sheldon : ...is they're shelved with the vegetables, but they're technically a fruit.

 Sheldon : What you're buying here are the ingredients for very expensive urine.

Thanks. About the weekly numbers, I'm gonna need them on my desk by 9 : 00.

I don't know if you're crazy or if this is some street theater...

 Chandler : He can do more than that. He can destroy the universe.

 Phoebe : Also, look at his smooth area. That's just gonna mess them up.

It's just not an appropriate toy for 1-year-olds. Or 30-year-olds.

 House : Other than the fact that he's not going to be running any marathons,

 Maria : You didn't want me to go to the bathroom because you wanted to tell me

 Maria : my husband is going to be fine and that you used to live in Egypt?

 House : I didn't have a problem with you going to the bathroom.

 House : but I did learn a fair amount about the ancient Egyptians.

 House : is not only great for toughening ruby glass, but if it's mixed with gold,

Now, either your fingers actually are worth their weight in gold...

 Chandler : What I had planned shouldn't take more than two, three minutes, tops.

Well, I still think that is a stupid reason not to call someone again.

And if you need to, then just get an extra plate of fries for the table.

Yeah, I'll order some extra fries. Maybe a plate of onion rings.

 Ross : I don't want to be single, okay? I just want to be married again.

 Chandler : So how come Richard's selling the place? Went bankrupt?

He's buying a much bigger place. lt's got a great view of Central Park--

 Monica : How could you not tell me? We told each other everything.

 Monica : You were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was gay.

 Phoebe : I wasn't in love with him. I was helping out a friend.

 Monica : When he left town, you stayed in your pajamas for a month.

 Keener : I don't know why you want to pretend I'm lying to you,

 Cameron : You would cover your ass at the expense of someone's life?

 Chase : He'd be crazy to risk his marriage for a one-night stand. With a teenager.

 Cameron : Sensible people only risk their marriage for something more serious?

 Chase : He doesn't care about his marriage, what about his career?

 Wilson : Yeah, well, discussions of urinary catheterization will do that to me, too.

 Cuddy : I'm a mother now. I need a guy I can count on every single day.

 House : because she feels useless and doesn't want to be a burden...

 House : Or whatever age you were the last time you didn't want to kill yourself.

 Christina : How did you... You can finish the story the right way.

 Alice : You don't know anything about him! Why can't you just leave me...

 House : How can I be wrong about the thyroid, but right about the accident?

If you did your morning run and showered at home, you'd be later than usual.

 House : - Makes all the difference in the world. - You've taken the stairs every day.

 Cuddy : Or maybe we've made him depressed because we're lying to him.

 Cuddy : - Telling him he got that case wrong. - We didn't hurt him. The pain isn't...

Maybe he stopped exercising because the giant hole in his leg actually hurts.

 Cuddy : and he would still be back on his cane popping Vicodin again.

 Wilson : We tell him he was right, and we're feeding his addiction.

- Well, he's not gonna O.D. on puzzles. - No, it's not gonna hurt him.

 Wilson : We have a tiny window of time here where House may be healthy enough to change.

 Chase : Kid is a product of an in vitro fertilization pregnancy.

 Castle : Well, actually, not anymore, Bobby. Thank you very much.

 Martha : Your father, pretty girl like that. He may have proposed by now.

 Alexis : I always wonder what they're saying when they lean in like that.

 Bobby's Producer : That was a great show, guys! I'm so sorry about segment three.

 Bobby's Producer : - Next time we put the emu in a diaper. - I'll call you.

 Bobby's Producer : Oh, the box-in-box with Justin looked great.

 Castle : I think you're supposed to be more Sacagawea than a scholarly reader.

 Stella, laughing : You know, I have always wanted to try this place.

 Castle : Now, then he wouldn't have gone very far before burying it.

 Castle : Which means we just have to look for freshly disturbed dirt

 Beckett : Well, then maybe you should have checked with your partner

I mean, what if I wanna be a captain one day of my own precinct?

 Beckett : And I'd like to keep it that way. Which won't be possible

 Beckett : if I'm acting like an idiot in front of the entire police force.

 Castle : We do something simple, dignified, elegant. Something like...

 Sheldon : A solution of hydrogen peroxide and one of saturated potassium iodide.

 Sheldon : Now, we're going to combine these chemicals with ordinary dish soap...

 Martha : See, even a layman can spot an uninspired performance.

 Sal : There were white bricks with wires and timers attached to it.

 Janice : ...your ex-wife gets married so fast! And now the coffee!

 Paramedic : Three liters in the field, and we're bolusing another one right now.

 Dr Koothrappali : I don't like it, a young girl alone in an apartment.

 Mrs Koothrappali : I'll sleep so much better when you move back here next month.

 Mrs Koothrappali : Oh, my God! There's someone in your apartment.

 Dr Koothrappali : I thought you said Rajesh was out with his friends.

 Leonard : She's lying because she doesn't want you to know we're dating.

 Phoebe : Now, is this guy gay or straight? Because one of us has to start flirting.

Okay, that money was for a big wedding we thought we didn't want.

I'm sorry. I am. But this wedding's just really important to me.

Hey, it's none of my business. Besides, this is probably a good thing.

We've really been spoiling the children, what with all the food and warm clothing.

And this conversation we're having right now is part of that dream.

 Chandler : Look, this guy fell asleep! He fell asleep too! Be mad at him!

 Monica : What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?

We went for a walk, we tried tea, castor oil, spicy food. Nothing worked.

 Penny : And you're afraid you're gonna do something like your dad did?

 Penny : Sheldon, she wanted to share a toothbrush holder with you,

 Penny : and now you're at an ice cream parlor trying to pick up women!

 Sheldon : Well, anything can sound silly when you put it in that tone.

 Leonard : Just wave your arms a little and they fly away, it's not...

 Beckett : Well, maybe she developed it recently or maybe she went to a new doctor.

 Castle : And why bother buying Jasmine half of Fifth Avenue to keep her quiet?

 Esposito : They only found one set of prints. And they were not Odette's.

 Esposito : She was raised in foster care and was a high school dropout.

 Beckett : We need to talk to her. ESPOSITO : That's gonna be tough.

 Esposito : Officially, Barbra Landau's been dead for over a year.

 Esposito : That's right. The same train collision that Odette survived.

 Beckett : Odette Morton didn't survive that train crash, Barbra did.

 Castle : Barbra Landau walked away from the wreckage of that train

So before you go into battle, you better decide how much you're willing to lose.

 Addison : You did such a good job today that I'm going to talk to Dr. Bailey

 Addison : Your ass is mine until I say otherwise. Congratulations.

 Denny : I mean look at this. Some nice-sized batteries. Colorful wires.

It's what your best-dressed LVAD patients are wearing these days.

A string quartet for the processional, a jazz trio for cocktails...

You couldn't get them anyway. Ian doesn't even play anymore and Derek...

 Joey : Mon, do you have another pillow, something a little snugglier?

 Joey : ...and it was immediately found and properly cleaned up.

 Chandler : ...or is it just for people involved in the wedding?

Just because I think they're soul mates doesn't mean anything'll happen.

 Ryan : Well, in some ancient cultures, instead of burning or...

 Beckett : - I've got a warrant that says otherwise. This is preposterous.

 Dr. Raynes : Please. I just have to reiterate how fragile these mummies are.

 Dr. Raynes : They should only be handled in a controlled environment.

 Beckett : Don't worry, it's just a simple swab test. I promise, I won't damage anything.

 Esposito : CSU field test shows that there's no drug residue inside the sarcophagus,

 Esposito : and all the other mummies are accounted for. No drugs in them either.

 Beckett : Well, if it wasn't the drugs, then what's so special about the missing mummy?

 Beckett : And then when Grimes wouldn't buy it, he sold it to someone else?

 Esposito : Except that one of the researchers swears it was in its sarcophagus

 Esposito : - the day after Medina was killed. - Well, that could only mean one thing.

 Beckett : Please don't say that it's walking among us seeking revenge.

 Ryan : This place is gigantic. They have over 30 million specimens down here.

 Leonard : ...in anything that happens between me and Stephanie.

 Sheldon : Pursuant to Starfleet General Order 104, Section A...

 Sheldon : ...you are deemed unfit, and I hereby relieve you of your command.

 Sheldon : General Order 104, Section A does not apply in this situation.

- Give me one good reason why not. - Because this is not Star Trek.

 Sheldon : It's my understanding that an unsolicited gift of food...

 Sheldon : ...can be a precursor to an impromptu invitation to come in and chat.

 Sheldon : This is something I long ago came to peace with in my role as the beta male.

 Tony : Bottom line is, I'm leaving my warehouse one night, two weeks ago.

 Tony : He accuses me of criminal conduct, unjustly, by the way.

 Beckett : Mr. Valtini, could you please put your pants back on?

 Esposito : The time code lines up with the night that Valtini said he was attacked.

 Beckett : so you made a different agreement for Suyin's release.

 Beckett : We just need to clear up a few details. This shouldn't take too long.

 Phoebe : I took this picture from your fridge. I know that this is my father.

 Phoebe : This is Frank Buffay, and you were standing next to him!

 Phoebe : All right? So if you can help me find my father, then you should.

And I'm very sorry, but I really don't know where your father is.

I didn't give up a Central Park brownstone to live in the forest.

 Cristina : You know, sometimes I think we'd be better off with dogs.

 George : You know, a dog is not a replacement for a human being.

 Cristina to George : Hell hath no fury like a girl whose non-boyfriend screws a nurse.

 Chandler : Do you even remember which part of the wall is not spackle?

Central line IV could've made a hole near the lung that slowly expanded.

 Kutner : I saw a four-year-old with retinoblastoma on my oncology rotation.

 Kutner : The cancer had eaten through her eye and into her brain.

 Cuddy : It doesn't mean people should give up recreational anything.

 Thirteen : Why not? Big picture. I don't care if Jonas Salk's life is a miserable shell,

 House : You've got to look out for yourself and the people you care about.

 Thirteen : Why aren't you sitting by a pool in Fiji knocking back Mai Tais?

 House : No, you're here because it makes you feel good to help people,

 House : Taub and Foreman are here because they've got no other viable choices,

No, I wanna go to the top of the Empire State Building and make out.

No. lt's my first birthday with a boyfriend, and he has to work.

l'd get mad at him, but l think it's too soon to show my true colors.

l would make the reservation for five. One of us has to stay with Emma.

 Phoebe : We all haven't been together, the six of us, in such a long time.

 Sheldon : I picked the wrong day to wear my good robot T-shirt.

 Penny : Yeah, if he's in the room when they're making the baby,

 House : Lemierre's Syndrome. Treat with amoxicillin and clavulanic acid.

 Bob : What if I die? And one day she finds out I cheated on her.

 Taub : You're increasing the odds of that every second we waste here.

 Howard : He's playing our song and looks up, and there we are...

 Howard : his favorite two-piece acoustic sci-fi novelty rock band.

 Barney : That if it wasn't for me, you would have had a shot with her,

I have something you've got to hear. You will not believe what just happened.

 Beckett : so put an APB out, get Mike's photos to all airports and train stations.

 Ryan : See if I can get a clearer picture of Mike and Sophie's interactions.

 Castle : Or we could watch last night's festivities for ourselves.

 Beckett : that Sophie would leave in the middle of Mike's speech?

 Castle : Yeah. But who? Everyone at the rehearsal dinner is sitting in that room.

 Ryan : Sophie's cell phone history shows the call came from hotel lobby.

 Beckett : see if they have any security cameras covering the phones.

 Esposito : - So, he's a dealer? - Mostly weed and coke back in the day.

 Marshall : And you even created an egg dish and named it after me.

 Marshall : She puts a little italian dressing in scrambled eggs

 Chandler : Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights.

Ladies' night at the Cheesecake Factory, does it get any better than this?

Question : Do you think your husband's fondness for turtle-necks...

...he wants to go party at the comic store. Lot of the guys there are kind of creepy.

 Penny : I'm sorry, Amy, you were saying something about Howard's foreskin?

 Bernadette : Nice try, but you have to go to that party because we're going.

 Wilson : I thought you did the dishes last night? It was your day.

 House : Actually, it was after midnight. Today's your day, right?

 House : - No, it's fine if you stay. - The place I was gonna move,

Maybe I just wanna make sure you do your fair share around here.

 Wilson : - What? You asked me... - You knew that I was interested.

 Martha : It's poor, sweet Robyn that we should be thinking about.

 Martha : Darling, I want you to promise me that you will handle this case personally

 Lanie : I estimate the time of death is last night between 9 : 00 and 11 : 00.

 Ryan : Killer hit Robyn in the head, stuffed her in the snow box

 Javier Esposito : This is Chris Jackson, he's the theater's production manager.

 Chris Jackson : But her parole officer pressed me to give her a job.

 Chris Jackson : And until last night, there hadn't been a single problem.

 Castle : - And Robyn knew her? - Oh, yeah. She called her "Mama."

 Sandy : So you see, Wigglemunch, that's why it's important to share.

 Penny : Yeah. I'm sorry if you didn't think we were taking it seriously.

 Sheldon : he can come back to the bed and breakfast and play his banjo for us.

 Castle : That way the thief didn't have to worry about smuggling it out.

We know that whoever stole the Fistwas a woman wearing a black dress.

 Beckett : but you did use your position to place the piece in the exhibit.

 Castle : Yes, and when the exhibit was done, it would come back to you,

 Beckett : You know, right about now, is where you should be thinking about

He's doggie-paddling in a sea of misery. I remember what it's like.

Sometimes I hear you in the living room watching TV at 3 : 00 a.m.

 Foreman : that allowed you to record them, watch them another time.

 Vikram : I finished piecing this together for our investigation.

 Castle : You know, at the prison, we, um, sort of had a moment.

 Wilson : What exactly are you hoping to find inside your dead coma guy?

 House : Catnip, chew toy... I don't know, that's why I'm looking.

 Chase : Your patient had a cardiac arrest during the venous sampling.

 Chase : You'd expect central body obesity, she's in good shape.

 House : If it had a normal presentation, there wouldn't be a cat involved.

 Foreman : means the next question is whether to remove her pituitary right now...

 House : That's not a question for me, that's a question for the patient.

 House : You mean the theory about Cuddy's ass getting bigger at the full moon?

 Wilson : instead you're up to your elbows in some irrelevant dead guy,

 House : Just now, or including the ones I took on the ride over?

 Mystery Woman : You believe in reason above all else. There must be a reason.

 House : If I did, I'd be passed out in bed instead of OD'ing on physostigmine

She'd just had the baby. She was freaked out about doing it alone.

 Javier Esposito : Ryan's running the plates to see if he can find the owner.

 Mayor Robert Weldon : We're all still a litt le stunned to hear

 Mayor Robert Weldon : that one of our cars was mixed up in this.

 Beckett : but where were you last night between 8 : 00 and 10 : 00 p.m.?

 Weldon : I was at a small fundraiser last night, with about 50 other people.

 Weldon : That was one of several used by my office for the event.

 Weldon : Apparently, one of my staffers reported it stolen later that night.

 House : No. I'm pretty sure their plan is for me to actually swallow the pills,

 Castle : CSU report on the paper doll This was not made by a kid.

 Beckett : Ryan found the building the sniper shot Sarah Vasquez from.

 Beckett : He's just taunting us and trying to make us look like idiots.

 Esposito : Hardcore military snipers put it on the stocks of their weapons

 Mrs. Douglas : - Yeah, a daughter. She's 17. - Oh, I'm so sorry.

 Mrs. Douglas : but then she has trouble with her kidneys, and...

Wait. If they don't get along, smooth things over. Make them be friends.

 Phoebe : -Please get the tickets. -I'm sorry. I just can't do it.

 Lily : I've heard about it before, but I never knew where it was.

 Phoebe : Then he took me diving and introduced me to his sea horse...

 Phoebe : Five minutes ago, a line like that would have floored me.

You wouldn't think Annie Liebowitz would forget to put film in the camera.

 Chandler : -What are you doing? -What? This may be my only wedding.

 Ross : -Maybe I rode in on a Harley. -Ross, it has to be realistic.

-No, I'm fine. I'm great. I'm with you. -And I'm with you. What a great time!

 Ted from 2030 : You got to understand, there are three parts to this story.

 The previous day, at the apartment.Ted from 2030 : As a 30th anniversary gift, I had flown

 The previous day, at the apartment.Ted from 2030 : My parents to new york for the weekend.

 Ted from 2030 : About things that were uncomfortable, emotional,

 Lily : Me begging marshall to take me back and him rejecting me?

Look, I'm not strong enough to be in a codependent relationship.

 Beckett : Detective, I know Castle. If he says it happened, it did.

 Officer Kemp : We found his car parked on an access road about 100 yards from here.

 Beckett : Whitfield must have hidden Castle's car in order to make his getaway.

 Neely : I'm Detective Neely. Do you have a few minutes to talk?

 Castle : She left him? I can't believe this guy. He forged that note.

 Howard : Let me ask you a question. What are you most afraid of?

 Beckett : She and Alexis were separated after the escape attempt.

 Castle : that would turn somebody into a superhero, what would it be?

 Castle : Radioactive spider, secret alien technology, super-soldier serum.

 Frank : I've been supervising this cleanup for the last 48 hours.

 Frank : Even if I wanted to kill Alan, I didn't have the opportunity or the energy.

 Frank : Yeah, he's a pain in the ass. But the damage was already done.

 Frank : You know, something odd did happen when I walked him out to the parking lot.

 Esposito : Innocent men don't usually stalk their victims in parking lots.

 Beckett : then why did unis find you with two suitcases and a ticket to Mexico?

 Hume : Because I don't want to die. They came after Alan, and I'm next.

 Castle : The phone call she made to Beckett, can we trace that?

 Esposito : We've got Amy's picture out to every cop and every transit worker in the city.

It doesn't make any sense. Why would he let himself get arrested?

 Phoebe : Okay, yeah, your mom. She looks nice. l can talk to her.

You do that, and l'm gonna go check my dad for signs of internal bleeding.

Bitsy? Listen, l wanted to thank you again for having me here tonight.

-Thank you. l think so too. -lt's a testament to how he was raised.

You know, l think you'd also like to know that he is a very gentle lover.

 Foreman : Even if she did, Kutner's theory is that the thing's intermittent.

 Kutner : The opening would have to be open shortly before death.

 House : until shortly after death, and that seems like an obstacle.

 Kutner : there's not enough pressure to get fluid all the way up.

 Kutner : I mean, he's not gonna be awake to tell us where it hurts, but...

 Cameron : What about another drug interacting with Heparin, an antibiotic like ampicillin?

That would cause the bleed. Clever, but she's not on ampicillin.

 Cameron : Two months ago, she complained of a sore throat, and he got her ampicillin.

 House : - Which she refused to take. - He just said she didn't take it.

 Cameron : What is it, everybody lies except for schizophrenics and their children?

 Chase : It's more likely than malnourishment. Why not scurvy or the plague?

 Chase : Simple. It causes immobility, which explains the D.V.T.

 Chase : It also causes cirrhosis, which explains the bleed and the prolonged P.T. time.

So House says the kid is sensitive, thinks he takes good care of her.

But if we don't find anything, why let him know we did it in the first place?

 Foreman : Why not just make old Foreman lift the key from the kid's backpack?

 Castle : The fugitive suite. Best room that cash and no ID can buy.

 Castle : No, Smith was right. Once we change your look, we get out of town.

 Castle : We're living to fight another day. We will take down Bracken.

 Castle : I've got a friend. He will give us a car, no questions asked.

 Masters : But it doesn't have the half-timbering over the facade.

 Masters : Being around House... He's such a legend, he's so intimidating.

 House To Chase : so you hired a new doctor that you could lean on.

 Chase : Exactly. Nothing to do with the fact that you instructed me to hire one.

 Chase : Dr. House, this is Dr. Kelly Benedict, your new fellow.

 Kelly : but I thought I could make more of a difference, or at least...

"She looks like Cameron, and he's hired her solely to sleep with her."

 House : but at this point, the only hole he's trying to fill is the one in his soul.

 House : Which means it's the emotional connection with Cameron he misses.

 House : Did you ever marry a dying man, and if so, did you freeze his sperm?

 Foreman : preceded by three days of moderate pain, slightly elevated LFTs.

 Nurse : -A doctor at this hospital? -Damn it, we're losing precious time.

 Joey : It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room he is staying in.

 Monica : Do not let me sit in one of those. We'll be here for days.

 Adrienne : Oh, believe me, Ross, I won't be telling anybody about this.

 Rachel : Pottery Barn has ripped off the design of our antique!

 Cameron : What? You have some House theory explaining heroin use

 House : You got the blood work back, anything out of the ordinary?

It could be the result of the tachycardia, or it could be the cause.

 Cameron : We should put him on a bi-carb drip and send him back.

 House : Right. Buff his numbers, don't bother trying to figure out the underlying cause.

 Foreman : Our job isn't to make sure he can bounce his grandkids on his lap.

 Foreman : Our job is to get him healthy enough to go back to death row.

 House : Mommy and Daddy are having a little fight, doesn't mean we've stopped loving you.

 House : That was impressive. Okay, what number am I thinking of?

 Stacy : If you didn't want me working here, why didn't you just say so?

 Cuddy : Little Orphan Annie and Oliver Twist slept in our hallways last night.

 House : Bone marrow transplant would re-boot his whole immune system.

 House : He'll be healthy enough to win Miserable Daddy of the Year.

 Foreman : There's no danger. To the testing. What about the surgery?

 Foreman : Now that we know, we can use more targeted medications,

 Foreman : And you'll be too sick to care for your brother and sister anymore.

Make him a Bundt cake. A patient hit a 10 on the pain scale. What would explain that?

 Chase : There was no clot in her leg. The angio was totally clean.

She was also negative for trichinosis. No toxoplasmosis or polyarteritis nodosa.

 Cameron : I'm just suggesting we look outside the box. What if her sed rate is elevated?

 Chase : Well, let's go further outside the box. Let's say the angio revealed a clot.

 Chase : and now she's all better and personally thanked me by performing...

 Cameron : Her normal temperature is 96.2, not 98.6 like you and me.

 Cameron : I'm just wondering if you think we could apply the same logic to Carly's sed rate.

 House : Which could, in turn, mean cancer. I'll talk to Wilson.

 Sheldon : At the hot dog stand in the Indianapolis train station...

 Chandler : ...should share everything and not have any secrets?

We should keep the stuff we told each other secret from everyone else.

...I'm gonna hang out with people who don't know the Space Mountain story.

Not that you would, but I wouldn't hang out with the guys at my office.

 Sheldon : What's wrong? Is she upsetting you? Because I can make her go away.

 Sheldon : Well, how can you say that? Professor Proton's the best.

I mean, I'm an 83-year-old man who has potatoes in his suitcase.

 House : Capacity crowd is on its feet, five seconds on the clock.

 House : How is it possible for one man to be blessed with so much skill?

 Taub : I had one just like this, except it was Bruins and the Habs.

 House : Nice conclusion, to which the ER already jumped 18 hours ago.

 Adams : X-ray ruled out traumatic sequelae, overt TB and lung cancer.

 Chase : Sarcoidosis. Nodules could be too small to show up on an X-ray.

 Lucas : I mean, emotionally, maybe you want to run away, but in my experience,

 Lucas : if you're staring at a pit bull in some guy's back yard,

 Lucas : Face the problem, that way it can't bite you in the ass.

 Chase : Patient's lungs are severely compromised, liver's still failing.

 Chase : Which means it could be a hematological problem plus cardiomyopathy.

 Foreman : Peritoneal carcinomatosis explains the liver failure,

 Cameron : If you don't, we need to keep talking. If you do, you need to shut up.

 MRS. O'MALLEY : Why would he want her to perform his father's surgery instead of Burke?

 MR. O'MALLEY : - Then why can't I have Dr. Burke? - I don't know.

 MEREDITH : I was going to come and find you. What did you want to talk about?

 CALLIE : Not to mention the adulterous McSex I witnessed. You remember that?

 Jeff : Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Monroe. The police are calling for you.

It's a limited-edition Star Wars lightsaber signed by George Lucas.

 Beckett : you didn't get me a lightsaber for our first Valentine's Day together.

 Esposito : She's one of the stars of the show The Wives of Wall Street.

 Esposito : Her brother's on his way into the precinct from Jersey.

 Castle : One minute of lunatics backstabbing each other is enough.

Based on liver temp, the earliest she could have died is 10 : 00, 10 : 30.

 Esposito : the doer missed that diamond tennis bracelet on her right wrist.

 Howard : I'm getting worried about Bernadette. I'm gonna call and check on her.

 Sheldon : The National Science Foundation wants to give me a substantial grant.

 Leonard : Hey, I get that you feel bad about all the attention,

 Leonard : but still, what you did is amazing. Were really proud of you.

Yeah, but maybe I could call his machine and re-create the message.

 Monica : Oh, my God, this man is gonna get naked in my apartment.

Given your present condition, you might not even make it through.

 Andie : - My mom's done a lot of research. - How do you feel about it?

 House : If we figured maturity came from how much time you've got left

 Ted : Actually, he had two accidents, if you add the fact that he...

 Sheldon : I'm sorry, I am not going back to the Renaissance fair.

-She doesn't know she was fired? -No, the doctors say it may kill her.

 Castle : Okay, so something happened on that date that connects them all.

 Ryan : CSU only found one set of prints on the photo, Charlotte's.

 Beckett : Can we use the code to figure out where it was processed?

 Leonard : So, listen, I heard something about him. Can you keep it between us?

 Raj : ...was about some creepy guy hanging out by the water cooler.

 Howard : Look at the size of that Rice Krispie Treat. Same price, ha, ha.

No. Listen, I heard that Bernadette's thinking about asking you for a prenup.

 Ross : What are you talking about? lt wasn't a girl. lt was this huge dude.

 Phoebe : You don't have to lie anymore. l know that it was a 1 4-year-old girl.

You don't think l would have defended myself against a 1 4-year-old--?

 Phoebe : But, you know, if you think about it, it's kind of neat.

l mean, well, it's just that l've always felt kind of like an outsider.

 Phoebe : You know, the rest of you have connections that go way back...

She could have gone through her entire life without it ever being a problem.

 Derek : - One tap in the right spot... - [Cristina] It exploded.

Love to stay, but I got to tell Katie's parents she's having surgery.

Dr. Shepherd, you'd said that you'd pick someone to scrub in if we helped?

 Derek : I'm sorry I can't take you both. It's gonna be a full house.

 Monica : He's a friend of my parents. He's like 20 years older than me.

- Didn't you just get your eyes checked? - Yeah, but you know...

 Rachel : I'm not saying it was a bad movie. I'm just saying it was a little...

 Rachel : I just didn't want to wear my glasses on our first date.

 Thirteen : Starburst artifact, the metal from the gun is ruining the image.

 House : just in case we were ever held hostage by a guy who needs a CT, we're not lying.

 Joey : ...was Joseph Tribbiani's disturbingly unskilled portrayal of the king."

 Esposito : His cell phone records show that he called Abby a dozen times

 Beckett : And he has the anatomical training to know where to strike.

 Esposito : I don't get it. Posting dumb-ass photos all over the place?

 Beckett : Really? And you're opposed to all photos of oversharing women?

 Ryan : One of Abby's neighbors saw him at her apartment yesterday.

 Han : Not me! That's what Abby thought, too. That I was stalking her.

 House : - Has the dog been traveling? - It came from a breeder.

 House : Where there's dogs, there's fleas. If they hail from the Southwest,

 Matilda : To date, you're the only person to ever tell me "no."

 Beckett : We need to ask you a few questions about your assistant, Ella Hayes.

 Matilda : I fired her yesterday afternoon after she made a scheduling mistake

 Julian Bruckner : Matilda. Have you seen the proofs from the Fab Five photo shoot?

 Matilda : So far, everything you've submitted has been rather pedestrian.

 Julian : You don't think this had anything to do with that incident with Grace?

 Castle : Yeah. Turns out it was a case of "honor among thieves."

It was gonna destroy everything he and his wife were trying to build.

 Leonard : and you're trying to replace her with a bunch of cats.

 Leonard : I know about trying to replace someone with other stuff.

 Leonard : When I broke up with Penny, I got back into my cello,

 Leonard : I got those weightlifting gloves and that five-pound dumbbell.

Oh, God. I just... I hate her. I hate her with her "Oh, I'm so talented"...

Hey, Chandler, can we please try and stay focused on my problem here, you know?

 Joey : Then how come I keep thinking about her in all these sexual scenarios and stuff?

 Howard : I don't know how much longer I can take this. I can't sleep.

 Bernadette : You survived that Weight Watchers cruise with your mom.

 Howard : If I die, promise you'll never have sex with another man.

 Rachel : Yeah? Well, unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, not the same thing.

 Amy : But you are much cuter than that geeky guy she used to date.

No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on her...

 Wilson : No lymphadenopathy, no masses, no nothing. It's not cancer.

 House : Wouldn't you not talking have made this a shorter conversation?

 House : Not that I'm judging, here. Given her medical history, I'm actually impressed.

 Thirteen : Maggie already admitted to having multiple sexual partners.

 Foreman : We're not cops. Legally, we don't care one way or another.

 Roger : I'd known her for less than an hour and she offered to take me home.

 Taub : As long as she doesn't have to pick up or hold anything, yeah.

 Monica : I'm gonna go check on something across the hall. You start by washing these.

- Hi. Hey, guess what Joey has. - Three tickets to today's Rangers game!

- Dinner's at 4. We'll never make it back. - So we'll leave before it's over.

Plus, Joey could get lost and they could have to page us to go pick him up.

 Ryan : Guy's a big shot with even bigger anger-management problems,

 Esposito : No, but I had unis show his picture around Shana's building.

 Esposito : neighbors saw him banging on her door, yelling obscenities.

"Bitch, I know where you live and you will never see me coming."

 Beckett : He was on an investment call to Hong Kong at the time of the murder.

 House : You don't biopsy a tongue unless you have to biopsy a tongue.

 House : on a routine battery of tests which don't involve torturing the patient.

Any new symptoms other than the increased intracranial pressure?

 Cameron : A lumbar puncture would almost certainly give us a definitive answer.

 Cameron : Since we don't have a definitive answer, we must not have done an LP.

And the most common reason to not do an LP is increased intracranial pressure.

 House : You don't know what I'm talking about, but you know it's good.

 Beckett : Your producer said that you and Jack Sinclair had a falling out today.

 Barry : Told me last minute I wasn't going with him on lockdown tonight.

 Barry : I did all the research. Jack didn't even want to do the damn show.

 Barry : He was brought up here, but he's got some strange aversion to coming back.

 Beckett : Jack Sinclair was killed in the McClaren house tonight.

 Beckett : Barry, why didn't you give your keys back to the owner?

 Beckett : and how to avoid them when you snuck back in the house.

 Beckett : You even knew how to program them to turn off at a certain point.

 Barry : I got stuck in the security line and missed my flight to LA.

 Rachel : So did anything happen? Rumor has it you guys shut the drapes.

 Ross : I shut the drapes to show her slides of my favorite fossils.

Was it the "Please don't show me another picture of a trilobite" vibe?

 Marshall : Yeah, but I was actually thinking we could reinvest it.

Narrator : Marshall explained that he was building a fancy new web site

 Ted from 2030 : Specifically to sell lily's artwork to veterinarians.

 Wayne : I spent two years developing this. It's state of the art.

 Elizabeth : This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.

 House : There's nothing in this universe that can't be explained, eventually.

 House : No, the only person he's been getting all intimate and conversational with

 House : isn't likely to come up in the course of a patient interview.

 House : to someone you're used to sharing the details of your day with.

 House : - You've been having sex... - This is so not the place.

l can't believe you live in that building. My grandmother lives in that building!

 Sheldon : How nice. Maybe they can carpool when they visit you in federal prison.

 Girl : I'm sorry, I totally interrupted you. What were you saying?

- I really like that you're such a loyal friend. - Yeah, I am loyal.

 Beckett : You just don't know about it because it doesn't always run on time.

 Castle : So what happens? We go there, the train is late. And then what?

 Leo : Okay, I'm starting to feel like I might be safer outside.

I got unis canvassing this building, see if anybody knows anything.

 Gates : Okay. Coordinate with them and then you get back here ASAP.

 Gates : It's just that we're having trouble pinpointing their precise location...

 Gates : So I suggest you both go home and I'll call you the second I know more.

 House : After 12 years, the active infection would have died down

 House : When that six-year-old heckler punched him in his juggling pins,

 Janey : I kept trying to talk to him, but before long, he'd forgotten.

 Mandy Bronson : and let the bubbles soak every inch of my body.

 Ryan : You also drew a bubble bath and listened to some John Legend?

 Lance Hastings : She came down to the set right before we shot a love scene.

I'll go to the gym if you pop a Tic Tac the next time we have to kiss.

 Lance Hastings : No, no. Sarah was wonderful. Everybody loved her.

 Beckett : Mr. Powers, when was the last time you heard from your wife?

 Beckett : Didn't you find it strange that Sarah didn't come home last night?

 Vince Powers : Long hours writing scripts kind of comes with the territory.

 Lewis : She can't breathe. She can't even get a whole sentence out.

 Foreman : She's not getting enough oxygen. We've gotta assist her breathing.

Yeah, Julie Newmar, Michelle Pfeiffer, Eartha Kitt and then her.

- What about Lee Meriwether? - Oh, I forgot about Lee Meriwether.

 House : I need some intel on this charity event on Friday night.

 House : and a round of applause for 15 years of running this dump?

 Wilson : Okay. By fun and exciting, you mean screwing this up for Cuddy

 Wilson : so she won't even dream of asking you to go to one again.

 House faking Wounded Feelings : You really can't stand seeing me happy, can you?

 Ian Busch : And now, after all we'd done for her, she was gonna make up this lie

 Castle : So, you snapped her neck. The gun didn't do her any good, did it?

 Castle : You were too strong. Just like the night when you assaulted her.

 Beckett : That's pretty smart, staging the crime scene like the stalker video,

 Bree Busch : The way she looked up to you, it made me love you more.

 Castle : It's no wonder Hayley couldn't tell Bree why she ran away.

 Beckett : so she did the one thing that she could. She wrote about it.

 Beckett : Perlmutter ran his coat and found the same gunpowder residue

 Beckett : that he found on Hayley. He's going away for a long time.

 George : You know, around here, she's known as the one to beat.

 George : I think, uh, I think the rest of that she gets from you.

 George : But I could tell her you were here, if you want me to?

who thinks the CIA invented rap music to make your people want to kill each other.

 Foreman : This is exactly why black people don't live as long...

 Foreman : I'm calling him back in. I'm getting him on the right stuff.

 Cuddy : You have an obsession with an actor or the character he plays. I feel for you.

 Cuddy : when the hospital's accreditation, and my job, are not on the line.

 House : You want the star of the hottest daytime drama on TV to die in your hospital?

 Cuddy : No, I want you to cure him without committing any more felonies.

 House : I can't do my job if you're going to tie my hands like that.

 Cuddy : I let you run around like a monkey in a banana factory.

 House : You want something. Either you're bargaining or you're begging.

 Kutner : EMG was negative for nerve entrapment. Means the foot's a real symptom.

 House : Might not be. We'll know after I'm finished searching his set and dressing room

 House : Test for heavy metals, organics, bio toxins, and search the home.

 Greg House : It's what she did for it. She has amantadine poisoning.

 James Wilson : she ODs on amantadine, explains the heart, the liver...

 Eric Foreman : The violent shaking widened his skull fracture, causing a brain bleed.

 Eric Foreman : We won't know if there's any cognitive impairment

 Burton : According to Milo Pavlik, our arsonist picked his targets

 Burton : and he was right. Each of the targeted buildings had issues.

 Burton : I think that's what Blake discovered. How he got onto this place.

 Burton : All of these files, each one, they have one thing in common.

 Castle : That's how he got inside the buildings, operated without being seen.

 Beckett : Which means he had access to the Building Department.

 Thirteen : Surgeon reports the bleeding was caused by a gastric fistula

 Foreman : If he gets better, it's Zollinger-Ellison. If not, it's scleroderma.

 House : and you want absolution, or you didn't and you want applause.

 Cuddy : I've seen House be rude 1,000 times, usually to achieve something.

 Detective Neely : And why did you go to his house in the first place?

 Neely : Mr. Castle, it says here you only got your PI license a month ago.

 Castle : Exactly. Which is why we all need them to grapple with the unknown.

 Esposito : If you do the right thing, you get to live happily ever after.

 Beckett : Do either of you have any idea why she was in the park?

 Leslie : Amy never went there. She didn't have time, she was too busy.

 Pete : The day will come when children will argue over who will win a fight...

 Castle : I don't know, I didn't think this one all the way through.

Uh, Your Honor, the defense would like to call Richard Castle to the stand.

 Beckett : - So, Nina definitely didn't do it. - Tell me something I don't know.

 Castle : When I realized that Nina was a victim, a victim of bad timing.

 Castle : It was my bad timing that brought me to the crime scene too late.

It was sweet at first, but now I think he's trying to steal my thunder.

 Phoebe : I don't want some guy down there telling me I'm "dilated-a-mundo."

 Phoebe : Why are you defending him? Just get me another doctor...

- I think it's obvious who's wrong here. - Obviously not to Joey.

- Joey and Monica feel the way I do! - You and this "innocent puppy" act!

I was a gentleman and I walked her to her hotel room and said good night.

I'll see if they can cancel it. If not, maybe they can put eyes on the "hoojies"...

 Monica : - Soap Opera Digest Award? - Nope. I'm up for a "Soapie."

Oh, my God! That's the third most prestigious soap opera award there is!

 Castle : Maybe we should make a copy of the DVD and send it to someone else.

 Esposito : Yeah, and you'd just be passing the buck off to someone else.

 Castle : Okay, does anyone have a better solution? Because we need one.

 Castle : How can you say that when we have not one but two dead DVD watchers?

 Beckett : There's gotta be a better connection between our two victims than that disc.

 Beckett : and see if there are any similarities between the two of them?

we could always use the photo that I took of you in bed the other night.

By tomorrow, we are gonna find a connection between our two victims

 Beckett : that will lead us straight to a flesh-and-blood killer.

 Beckett : we could go back to my place tonight and take some more photos.

 Castle : So, for the safety of us both, I say we just hold off.

Fire Department's gotta be out there. They gotta be on the scene.

 House : I would say that that was an incredibly stupid mistake.

 House : But apparently I'd have to clear that opinion through Foreman first.

 Adams : so all the infections we ruled out when he came in are back on the table.

 House : The patient's infection is an inherently less interesting puzzle

Taub's only confessing 'cause he wants us to focus on the patient.

 House : that makes someone unable to move out of Mommy and Daddy's home,

 Sarah : But she was desperate. She said it was a matter of life and death.

 Beckett : Where were you last night between 8 : 00 and 10 : 00?

 Edgar : She needed me to copy some digital recordings for her from their hard drive,

She said she'd get them, then call me from her cell to walk her through it.

 Sheldon : I distinctly ordered the Leonard Nimoy Mr. Spock cardboard standee.

 Sheldon : Why would I feel safer with Zachary Quinto at the foot of my bed?

 Amy : If you and Leonard get back together, Sheldon and I will finally have...

 Amy : - ...someone to go on double dates with. - What about me and Howard?

 Minister : Do you, Penny, take Leonard to be your lawful wedded husband?

 Penny turning, heavily pregnant : Well, it's a little late for me to start saying "no," isn't it?

 Esposito : To make matters worse, Internal Affairs came around here

 Esposito : asking all these questions, talking like Ike had gone over,

 Esposito : Couple of days later, some kids found Ike's car out by the docks.

 Esposito : His guys had dumped Ike's body so that we could never find him.

 Esposito : The department shut down the whole operation after that.

 Beckett : You know, whatever they stole from that safe deposit box,

 Beckett : I'm sure that Racine is the kind of guy who has his sources.

 Tom : So you like our stamp collector for doing the deed on Racine's behalf?

 Beckett : He has witnesses willing to corroborate his whereabouts.

 Castle : - Of course he does. - And we have no proof otherwise.

 Tom : Oh, speaking of which, they brought up the CSU report on the crime scene.

 Beckett : And we still don't have an ID on that metal symbol we found.

-...and stand behind that really tall counter. -Oh, that's true.

 Ted : Yeah, more like the opposite. He's been ignoring me all night.

 Ted : Barney wants me to take the job so bad he's putting the moves on me?

 Marshall : Well, think about it. We've seen his moves countless times.

They pull focus up from that whole chin situation you got going on.

 Marshall : The backhanded compliment to lower her self-esteem, a proven winner.

 Bernadette : ...getting our hair cornrowed in Venice Beach. L've suffered enough.

l could take it down and put it up when she comes over, but it's kind of heavy.

 Bernadette : Too bad you're not as strong as the dude in the painting.

l paid $25 to some kid on eBay for a handcrafted Harry Potter wand.

 Sheldon : We're going to work this office situation out like gentlemen.

 Sheldon : And if that doesn't work, I'm going to poison his tea.

 Chandler : Okay, okay. So we get to take that stupid troll thing home.

l went to that school for four years and l didn't have an impact on anyone?

 Chandler : Chandler. Chandler Bing. And l'm not gay. l'm not gay at all.

 Penny : Uh, Bernadette's nickname for you is the virgin piÃ±a colada.

 Leonard : Your George Lucas autograph is really a "me" autograph.

 Ross : She says, as time goes on, he's gonna start getting violent.

 Lily : Who else did you tell? Did you tell anyone at the office?

Put a pillow under her lower back. It helps facilitate conception, bro!

 Penny : - You only have to knock one... - I don't have a lot of time.

 Sheldon : Look, Ramona finally dozed off, and I need you to help me get rid of her.

 Sheldon : I don't know, but, apparently, I'm in some kind of relationship...

 Sheldon : I see man after man leaving this apartment never to return.

 Howard : They were closing up. We got this whole box for 60 bucks.

 Leonard : No, but there is an original final draft Ghostbusters script...

 Howard : When I was 11, my mother got me one to help me sleep after my dad left.

 Howard : I used to pretend that my dad had moved to the planet Melmac...

 Sheldon : No, what's sad is that you don't know that Adam West was TV's Batman.

 Howard : - You think you can put up with Sheldon? - Well, I'm a Hindu.

 Raj : My religion teaches that if we suffer in this life, we are rewarded in the next.

 Sheldon : Excellent. And just an FYI, as I am the expedition's team leader...

 House : If she'd been hit by a bus, you wouldn't lose a moment's sleep.

 House : There are people all over this hospital in just as much trouble,

 Wilson : I find it very comforting, you defending a man you haven't seen in years.

 Wilson : To know my friend, no matter what, will always be my champion, my protector.

 House : Push me and I'll let her die, just so you'II stop annoying me.

Let me ask you, how come when I call your computer support line...

We're adding operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training?

 Cuddy : Did you think you could steal Dr. House without a fight?

 Cuddy : You think if you keep repeating it, I'll start believing you?

 George : In theory, it's better to know someone. Way better than...

 Burke : I'm still hoping it's possible just to love one person.

 Callie : - I can tell Cristina... - It's fine. Really. No worries.

So did George tell you he's thinking about transferring to Mercy West?

 Cristina : I mean, it was too tight and I couldn't breathe, but...

Wow. I haven't seen you smile like that since I gave you the ring.

 Ronaldo : We can't carry the gold and watch him at the same time.

 Ronaldo : Don't even pretend like you didn't know it was gonna go down this way.

 Ronaldo : We don't have time for this. He's gotta die, and we gotta go.

 Ronaldo : He left you to rot in prison. I was the one who was there for you.

 Beckett : And whoever these guys are, they must have caught up to him.

 Beckett : We can't ID any of these guys off of the surveillance video.

 Beckett : Tory says that the image quality is too poor to run facial recognition.

 Castle : But whomever he went up against sent those four sides of beef after him.

 Esposito : And after seeing the ass-whooping they got, I checked nearby hospitals.

 Esposito : Turns out that an ambulance was called to that area during our time window.

 Esposito : He was unconscious, bruised, and had a possible broken jaw.

 Simon : Everything you people have done has just made her worse.

 Simon : Where was my right when you were treating our daughter like a lab rat?

 Taub : If you leave now, she could die before her new doctors are even up to speed.

 Elizabeth : Now can we just stop blaming each other and do the right thing here?

 Elizabeth : No. You were giving her two minutes of fun. I was trying to save her life.

 Foreman : and not even take a moment to question whether I'm doing the right thing.

and we tried for, like, half an hour to get a taxi, but we couldn't.

 Alexis : we finally decided to take the subway, even though it was way after 10 : 00.

 Castle : is kind of like winning the Powerball jackpot, I forgive you.

No! Listen. The two was coming, and Kelsey went through the door

 Alexis : and was going down the stairs to hold the door for me,

 Alexis : And I didn't have any time to add any more money to it,

 Alexis : and Kelsey was screaming for me to come, and I was just so tired,

 Alexis : even after you were so sweet and concerned yesterday. I'm sorry.

 Alexis : But I swiped my card twice the next day and didn't even ride.

 Castle : Sweetie, if that's the worst thing you've done, I'm a happy, happy man.

- I'm serious about the ice cream. - Fine. I'm grounded for a week.

 Castle : - All right. You're tough but fair. - After the D.C. Trip.

 Seeger : Meaning you didn't pick the lock or illegally enter this house?

 Montgomery : What you can do is get your ass on the next plane out.

 House : and frankly, given what the truth is, it's a tough call.

 House : You have to. You can't keep letting other people define you.

 Mickey : Last thing I need is the guys thinking that I've gone soft.

 House : When was your last pill before we originally admitted you?

Then we stuck you in here and you went into beta-blocker withdrawal.

 House : We take that off the table, we've got vertigo, fever...

 House : "you'll be back doing bad things to good people in no time."

 Castle : You think Emma's suspicions are true? That he was having an affair?

 Beckett : Well, something was going on in Scarsdale. Look at this.

 Beckett : Three nights ago, a resident complained about Angelo's car.

 Castle : I don't know. He must have a system. I think that was once a bagel.

He said the driver spent two hours drinking coffee alone in his car.

 Beckett : Two hours drinking coffee alone doesn't sound like much of an affair.

Get this. Angelo had a duffel bag filled with tools of the burglar variety,

 Castle : I only know one person with the answer to that question.

 Beckett : You tell Lazarus, he wants to play games, then this deal's off.

 Fowler : And the officer's throat was cut in the same exact manner

 Castle : That's who Beckett is out there impersonating and you didn't know?

 Castle : I'm trying to figure out which bad guy Jerry Tyson gave Ryan's gun to.

 Castle : I'm looking for the proverbial needle in the haystack.

Something in that box has a link to Tyson. I'm just not seeing it.

 Alexis : Well, I'd offer to help, but I've got all these complaint letters to read.

 Alexis : their executive liaison advocate to the administration.

 Alexis : she offered to step aside and let me take over the position.

 Alexis : I didn't know when I agreed to do it, but you just sit there

 Wilson : because Dr. Cameron's boss won't let her come out and play!

 Wilson : So now's a better time for me to have my life taken away?

 House : Think if you suffer loudly enough... You committed a crime!

You are not gonna make me feel guilty about what Tritter is doing to us.

 Wilson : Despite all your smartass remarks, I knew you gave a damn.

 Wilson : You were either gonna help me through this or you weren't.

 Howard : Thanks for lifting my spirits. Next time, try lifting the box.

 Bernadette : -We set it up in Howie's old room. -Do you know how to set it up?

 Howard : Please, I'm an MIT-trained engineer. I think I can handle...

 Tom : Ah, there's nothing in his phone or his financials that points to one.

 Cuddy : Just because it's not there now doesn't mean it's gone.

 Foreman : that cleared when we put her on antibiotics during the bypass.

 House : How come God gets credit whenever something good happens?

All right, but who cares? I don't need a pretty veiI and a fancy dress.

I was just there for jury duty. They've really spruced that place up.

- But you gave all the money to charity. - Well, I'll just ask for it back.

This is her wedding day. That's way more important than some stupid kids.

 Cofield : So your position is that your team's disobedience caused this?

 Sophia : You cracked his code, and you didn't even think to notify me?

 Beckett : And he didn't want to waste your time if he was wrong.

 Castle : Yes. He was hired to analyze the United States for vulnerabilities.

 Castle : an unexpected linchpin, that if someone went after it,

 Sophia : You know, I really thought, I really thought you had changed.

 Sophia : But you know what? You are the same reckless, immature,

 Peter : I followed her out and gave her every decent pitch I had.

 Castle : But after being held hostage and demanding to leave the show,

 Esposito : She told you she buzzed up Hannah that night, right?

According to the phone records, Hannah was buzzed up at 9 : 57 p.m.

 Castle : And Chinese handlers who can smuggle him out of the country.

 Castle : Not to be negative, but the odds of catching this guy aren't great.

 Beckett : Unless we enlist the help of a certain government agent

 Westfield : I may want to put you guys on my friends and family plan.

 Westfield : Using his cell phone number, I can triangulate his position.

 Castle : And who's that guy? Wait, he's the Cigarette Smoking Man!

 House : Why can't you just enjoy this? Why can't you just be happy for me?

 Wilson : You have got to find less debilitating outlets than humiliating people.

 Wilson : - Viral encephalitis? - There's no way to tell without...

 Weber : You know, if my lecture is interrupting your meeting, I can wait.

 Phoebe : What a great night. Chandler can't do it, they kissed.

Would you feel better if we stopped talking about Ross and Rachel?

 Robert : - Ready to go to the batting cage? - Yeah, you bet. And first, here's a gift.

 Ted : Like tonight, she wants me to just come over and bake cookies.

 Izzie : - Even if I don't see blood? - Trust your instincts, the feel of it.

 Izzie : I'm ready. No, wait. I need to clean the drill off one more time.

 Richard : OK. Place three fingers above the ear and two or three fingers

 Richard : in front of that on the side where the first pupil blew.

 Richard : Now use the scalpel to make a vertical scalp incision down to the skull.

 Izzie : If you're gonna vomit, if you're gonna make sounds, step away.

The temporal bone's only going to be a couple millimeters thick.

 Bernadette : It doesn't help that most of my clothes come from Gap Kids.

 Ross : If she knew what was going on in your head, she'd think you were sick.

 Cristina : I happen to be pulling gaping pieces of flesh back together.

- At least mine's medical. - Knitting. I pull pylons off people.

 Sydney : Everybody, if you're waiting to hear about your families,

 Friend : - We told him not to go back. - That's the kind of guy he is.

 Vince : - He's got kids, too. Five of them. - OK, I'm committed to the project.

 Izzie : - Did you show them the red tag? - They said they got 15 red tags.

 Leonard : I guess the thing to do now is, you know, pick yourself up.

 Stuart : It's the second date. You think she'll be expecting things to get physical?

 Raj : Interesting, Penny's current suitor asking advice from her former suitor.

 Howard : ...without jeopardizing your friendship with either of them?

 Howard : ...to do everything you've done with her for the last two years.

I would think about it, you cannot afford to lose another friend,

 Izzie : Keep dropping like flies. Is that what you were about to say?

 Bonnie : I can't do this if you're gonna keep saying you drowned.

You know, when you came into the ER, you were so brave, so strong.

And you know what? In retrospect, what happened to me really sucked.

 Bonnie : I was getting married in four months, and then I was dying.

 Meredith : - You see me in the tub? - I do not see women in the bathtub.

...and he's absolutely perfect, and there's, like, zip going on!

I'm really starting to feel like you guys have a history. It's nice.

 Arguello : That's why he was working as a janitor at City Hall,

 Arguello : I simply asked Dave to sneak into the accounting office

 Beckett : Oh. So, this wasn't about making amends, this was about helping you.

 Beckett : based on hearsay told to a not-blind priest from a pathological liar.

 Esposito : I guess Dave was right. No one believes the boy who cries wolf.

Ifwe take this to the DA, nobody is gonna take me seriously, ever.

 Monica : We don't really have to decide anything right now, do we?

 Delivery Guy : - Pizza delivery! - Oh, I'm gonna kill those guys!

It's late. Everything will be closed. We'll do it another night.

PENNY : Well, it's just that the physicists I know are indoors-y and pale.

 Leonard : I just wear the appropriate sun block because I don't take melanoma lightly.

 Chandler : The room would be disappointed if it didn't get sex.

For all I know, she's trying to find me but couldn't, because I kept moving.

Twenty-year-olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their oil filters,

 Foreman : I should have just depended on your misanthropic view of human nature.

 Chase : costochondritis and bladder infection for his chest and abdominal pain.

 House : Now go rub their lying, cheating privates with a cotton swab.

 Tracy : You found them in his jacket, figured he was hiding something from me.

 Tracy : I thought I was pregnant last month. It kind of freaked me out.

 Chase : Wish one of us had figured that out, stuck to his guns.

 Jeremy : Everybody thinks they're so liberal, but I see how they look at us.

 Foreman : No scarring, no purulent discharge, and the NAATs were negative.

 Bernadette : We can go down to the Korean baths and do that thing...

...and her cute-in-the-right-light friend wanna hang out with me.

 Amy : You're not the first girls I thought were friends who ended up shunning me.

 Amy : It's like elementary school, junior high, high school, undergrad, grad school...

 Chandler : Hi, I'm Chandler, and I have no idea who Dorothy is.

Monica, if you step away, we'll get Chandler and the bridesmaids.

 Park : I guess he didn't want to live without his brother's voice.

 House : You're resisting me because it's our human responsibility to stay alive!

 Castle : the East Coast epicenter of dancing, gambling, showgirls and sin?

 Ryan : You do realize we're going there to investigate a murder, don't you?

 Castle : And maybe Ralph Marino will be very difficult to find,

 Castle : and I think we should start looking at the craps tables.

 Castle : because there are a number of establishments down there

 Rachel : So she rides naked on the horse, she's crying out, "Where are they?"

 Mrs Cooper : Your sister's married, and I'm not letting your brother

 Mrs Cooper : give my grandmother's ring to that whore he's dating.

 Stuart : Maybe that's the problem... you always do the right thing.

 John : It's been two years. I ain't rushin'. I want to sign one.

 House : Great. If it was my case, I'd be adding a little I.V.I.G. to the mix.

 Foreman : - For his pneumonia? - That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

 House : That signature could be worth a lot of money real soon.

Well, you're American, to start with. You don't have rugby here.

...was because they paid to hear the actor sing "Old Man River."

 Sheldon : From the data at hand, you can't draw that conclusion.

 Sheldon : All you can say with absolute certainty is that that joke is not funny here.

 Sheldon : If influenza was only contagious after symptoms appear...

...Homo habilis would've figured out to kill the guy with the runny nose.

 Leonard : Penny, you'll have to excuse Sheldon. He's a bit of a germaphobe.

 Leonard : You'd better go before he starts spraying you with Lysol.

 BURKE : - O'Malley's a scrapper. - A scrapper? He's going to destroy him.

 DEREK : This is immature and stupid. I would think you'd agree.

 BURKE : They're letting off some steam. This is why you don't have guy friends.

 DEREK : - This is why I should have come alone. - Ready? Let's go.

I've wanted this since I can remember. I've waited forever. I'm not stopping.

 MARK : - Donna, listen to me. - If you don't, I'll find a doctor.

When our son's 15 and yelling at you that you never did anything for him,

 Penny in hallway : Okay, you guys, look, I know this is none of my business, but I just... I have to ask.

 Leonard : Honestly, we've been operating under the assumption that he has no deal.

 Howard : Over the years, we've formulated many theories about how he might reproduce.

 Howard : I believe, one day, Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food...

 Leonard : On the other hand, I think Sheldon might be the larval form of his species.

 Barney : I waited to do the dramatic swivel until I heard you enter.

Now you have no shot with her, you'll realize you never cared about it,

- and everything goes back to normal. - You're wrong, I do care.

 Barney : It's a stupid old piece-of-crap, run-down, snake-infested dump!

No more these flowers, these flowers. Think of the money we'll save.

We're not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger, please?

 Ross : When you come out I'll buy you a bagel Then we 'll go to the zoo

 Ross : Hey, hey, I'm your daddy I'm the one without any breasts

This is great. It's 5 : 00. My plane is pulling away from the gate.

 Sheldon : when Comanches cut off my great-great-great-grandmother's

 Sheldon : No. She broke up with me before I could broach the subject.

 Leonard : Oh, man, I'm sorry... that must have been devastating for you.

 Sheldon : You know, Amy had reservations about our relationship,

 Chris Taub : Average doctor cuts off a patient 18 seconds into a history,

Meanwhile, six of us are administering to a guy with a death wish.

 James Wilson : Why would anyone do something just to aggravate people?

 James Wilson : Probably because they were in the second drawer,

 Greg House : It's your go-to excuse for why you can't lend me money.

 Greg House : You're gonna pay the guy the six grand, aren't you?

 James Wilson : There are other people I write checks to. I do have cable.

 Sheldon : Leonard, do you recall when I said that I was going...

...to revolutionize understanding of the Higgs boson particle...

 Sheldon : All right, so this particle here is the boson moving forward in time.

 Sheldon : Howard, you go ahead and eat. This isn't gonna make any sense to you.

 House : If you really cared about me, you'd find me a better corpse.

There's no other deaths. There's one woman who was in a car accident.

I'm Dr. House. I need to ask you a few questions about your wife.

 Donald : They think she fell asleep, went off the road. That's all they told me.

 Howard : Yes, but she's stopped calling you Slumdog Millionaire.

 Bernadette : and I was just trying to remember if I washed my hands.

 Penny's dad Wyatt : It's nice to have dinner with a boyfriend of Penny's

It's indigenous to Brazil, as is the cocoa bean from which we get chocolate.

Twenty thousand data runs and no statistically significant results.

 Raj : Don't feel bad, Leonard. Negative results are still results.

 Howard : That's why he eats by himself instead of sitting here at the cool table.

 Sheldon : Hey, it's true, Kripke lacks the basic social skills that we take for granted.

I don't do this stuff. I mean, you should know. I go to great lengths.

 Cristina : I can't go back there. I can't go back there and watch her.

 Burke : And if she dies, and you are sitting here when that happens,

 Ross : With Carol, I promised never to love another woman until the day I die.

I'm so pathetic. Monica knows what to say. You should have seen her writing.

You have to help me. I'm supposed to write my vows and all I have is this.

 Sam : I know a guy in medical testing, and I paid him to rush it.

 Stacy : You said no surgeon would do a live donor transplant on such short notice.

 House : Well, that's why I came to the best transplant surgeon in the hospital.

 Stacy : And this was right before you ran the marathon, I suppose?

 House : Was it the part where he warmly clasped my hands in thanks,

 House : The hospital lawyer asks me if I did something unethical?

 House : One caveat, I've moved past threesomes, I'm now into foursomes.

 House : If someone backs out, then, you've still got a threesome.

- Robin, hang up the phone. Don't do this. - Sorry, I know, okay?

- If you don't hang up right now... - Stop! Hey, Joel, it's Robin.

Okay, look, as much as I wanna see college boy here wet himself on camera,

 Raj : It's horrible. Why would you push a cow over? They're sacred.

 Howard : she's invited all of you to Thanksgiving at her house.

 Sheldon : But if her food is delicious, Thanksgiving is ruined,

 Rachel : Switch places with me. Come on! I'll go under, you go over.

It's weird. I had a dream last night that I was stopped by a policeman.

There was something that we wanted to tell you about the wedding.

 Janice : Do you want me to sing "Careless Whisper" or "Lady in Red"?

 Erin : - What about Benitez? - What about game one of the series?

 Leonard : of giant Cherenkov telescopes to detect cosmic particles?

 Leonard : Ladies do love a man dressed like a kitchen garbage bag.

 Leonard : You shut the loading doors, right? I thought you did.

 Howard : You mean 'cause this room isn't supposed to have dust in it,

 Beckett : The one thing that Amber and Jeremy had in common. Those photos.

 Beckett : Amber's dad had no idea this was going on with his daughter.

 Beckett : She didn't even mention Jeremy's name in the last six months.

 Castle : These pictures, by today's standards, are downright tasteful.

 Beckett : It can't be about naked pictures. Something else must've been going on.

 Castle : We know Amber was arguing with someone the night she was killed.

 Castle : We know it couldn't have been Jeremy, because he was already dead.

 Beckett : So, he takes out Jeremy and decides to go after Amber himself?

 Castle : He has to kill her and get rid of all the evidence of blackmail.

 Joanna : Hell, the mailman probably knows it, given how much Roger talks about it.

 Ryan : - Perhaps a fingerprint? - Why would Sadie need his fingerprint?

 Joanna : - Right over there, behind the picture. - Joanna, how could you?

 Joanna : what you've been hiding in your safe for years now, Roger.

 Roger : If you think I'm opening that without a warrant, you're crazy.

 Beckett : and no one seems to know why they pulled out that money.

 Beckett : And the techs are still going through Kristina's computer.

The Red Riding Hood cloak and the Snow White dress worn by our victims

 Esposito : All these freaky dolls. Just how I pictured this guy's lair.

 Ryan : Ever since Chucky, I haven't been able to look at a doll.

 Greg House : you have to be willing to be wrong, willing to lose.

 Amber Volakis : You've got measles. We're blasting you with corticosteroids.

 Lisa Cuddy : You can have the one that gives a crap about people.

 Phoebe : Know what I'd hear with every step? "Not mine. Not mine. Not mine."

 Phoebe : I'd never be able to enjoy it. It'd be this giant karmic debt.

 Foreman : But it seems like he's in a better mood since I quit.

 Cameron : And you're a better doctor than when you came through the door.

 Bernadette : Yeah, isn't it gonna get worse the longer you wait?

 Hank : Working with him reminded me of the pictures I did with Pacino.

 Hank : Barry Pacino. No relation. Every bit as talented. And taller.

Look, you gotta understand, there's a lot of money at stake here.

 Esposito : He took a look at the accounting books recently. Any idea why?

But we might. Maybe Charlie thought somebody was skimming money.

 Castle : Yes, we heard about your penchant for creative bookkeeping.

 Epsosito : Well, if Charlie found out that you were up to your old tricks,

 Hank : First of all, I was here all night doing script changes.

 Leonard : Suppose there are worse ways to spend a Friday night.

 Sheldon : are they permitted to mutilate patrons as they enter?

 Bernadette : Cool. At my lab, I performed ten laser capture micro-dissections.

 Penny : I'm not gonna say anything. I just want to check her out.

 Bernadette : You because you just called him your "Indian friend."

 Esposito : For all we know, the killer didn't even toss his gloves.

 Ryan : even if we find the gloves, and get the killer's prints or DNA,

 Ryan : he probably got it from Jeff Powers, yanking out all his teeth.

 Castle : Hey. I thought you said you were staying at a friend's tonight?

 Alexis : I wanted to be here with you. I know this isn't just another case.

I don't get it. Raglan was retired by the time you came on the job.

 Beckett : Raglan was helping me with a cold case that I was working on,

that the case had something to do with something he did 19 years ago.

and I'm here to tell you kid gloves didn't get it done out there.

 [Flashback - At the doctor's - Ted/Ted doctor's]The doctor : Open wide.

 [Flashback - At the doctor's - Ted/Ted doctor's]The doctor : I guess you're more used to saying that

 Taub : Labs show the brown urine was caused by shredded red cells.

 Thirteen : Either would account for the red cells, the delirium.

 Foreman : But not the original lung symptoms. Legionnaire's could and cause delirium.

 Taub : I didn't see any on the bookshelves, but they were painted.

 Thirteen : The desk did. Looked like she'd stapled stuff all over it.

 House : Sawing or burning it releases arsenic into the air and into her lungs.

 Foreman : Arsenic gets absorbed in the internal organs so it doesn't show up on the blood test.

 Foreman : Test her hair. If it's positive, chelate it out of her blood.

 Lanie : Javi. Let's not be one of those sad, desperate holiday hook-ups.

 Beckett : Is there a super or someone that can let us into this apartment?

 Beth : I saw him leave with his costume bag. I figured he was going on a job.

 Beth : We lost our house and he was just trying to help us out.

 Beckett : Sounds like he got involved in a lot of people's lives.

 Beth : but then last week I heard this man pounding on Ed's door,

 Sheldon : Leonard, don't you want to see the inside of the fort?

 ALEX through the door of the bathroom, to Izzie lying on the floor, unresponsive : - Izzie. - Stop it, I mean it.

 BAILEY : What do we need to... How do I do this? What do we...?

 MORGUE GUY : The family asked to have the body sent to Memphis.

 Sheldon : Everyone loves stories about Sheldon Cooper, boy genius.

 Mrs Cooper : and tried to build a nuclear reactor in the tool shed.

 Mrs Cooper : Now, the first thing you have to know about Shelly is

 Mrs Cooper : he was always concerned with the well-being of others.

 Mrs Cooper : When he arranged to get some yellowcake from Chad,

 House : she exceeded the dosing protocols to try to save their life.

 House : I hate rehearsal dinners almost as much as I hate weddings.

is to throw an obnoxious gala to make the rest of us feel unworthy.

 House : You're gonna have to go stag. My patient is refusing treatment.

If we treat her for infection and we're wrong, she'll be dead within hours.

 Foreman : You're assuming her rejection's hyperacute. Odds are it isn't.

 House : Start with IV methylprednisolone for hyperacute rejection.

 House : If that fails, we'll switch her to broad-spectrum antibiotics,

 Taub matter-of-factly : We just decided to give meds that could kill the patient, based on a guess.

 Taub matter-of-factly : And she'll want to take the safer course.

 Taub matter-of-factly : And you're gonna fold like an origami crane.

 House : Tell her she's being an idiot for always choosing the safer course.

 House : She's sitting on her ample, if well-formed, bureaucratic ass

 House quitting His Glasses : I think junior might have a few words to say about that.

 Sheldon : Although copyright law would allow me to quote snippets in the context of a review.

But if I'd known we were gonna be dancing, I would've wore my flats.

 Raj : I agree. That is, if you've never been to or heard of a party before.

 Amy : If you'd let me pierce your brain with a hot needle in the right place...

 Sheldon : Is there any reason you're keeping this dead goldfish?

 Sheldon : Because I found what appears to be a battery-operated chew toy...

 Phoebe : -Sting has a son that goes there too. -I know. He's in Ben's class.

You knew and never said anything? With all the stupid dinosaur stuff you tell us?

What are you reading, "The Kidnapper's Guide to Manhattan Private Schools"?

It's New York Magazine. It's an article about the city's best schools.

 Phoebe : -So how well do you know Sting? -I actually haven't even met him.

Yeah. That's too bad. I really wanna go to his concert Friday, but it's sold out.

 Rachel : Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding,

 Rachel : and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't,

 Rachel : people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.

 Wedding Planner : All right, its time. Bridesmaids and ushers let's see two lines, thank you.

 Beckett : Castle, please tell me I don't move like that. I mean, do I?

 Vogel : Chad, find out who called in a day pass for a Kurt Van Zant.

 Esposito : whose log showed that he picked up Hannah at 78th and Lex.

He said she was standing on the corner when she flagged him down.

 Gates : I spoke to a regulator at the Department of Agriculture.

 Gates : It seems Alluaudia is used in green sustainable architecture.

 Gates : In rugs, flooring, wallpaper. Possibly from a building nearby.

 Beckett : All right. Espo, you get uniforms to canvass the area around 78th and Lex.

 Gates : should watch some Wives of Wall Street episodes tonight.

 Beckett : So you can badger me about what I'm getting you for Valentine's Day?

 Castle : I'm kind of competitive when it comes to giving gifts.

- Sheldon, I know what I'm doing. - If you knew what you were doing...

 Sheldon : ...there wouldn't be a space toilet where my coffee table should be.

 Raj : Why don't you use this instead of the PVC to keep the filter assembly in place?

 Howard : Because this is not a spare part from the space station.

 Howard : This is the thing from the pizza box that keeps the lid from touching the cheese.

Is that what that's for? In India, the lid just touches the cheese.

 Raj : We also have rampant poverty and periodic outbreaks of cholera...

 Sheldon : Oh, an excellent idea. I could certainly use a break.

 Leonard : And if I have to hear about it again, I'm gonna kick him in his ovaries.

- Thanks for understanding, Howard. HOWARD : I got your back, sister.

 Howard : All right, I think we've got a prototype ready to test. Hand me that Tupperware.

So Oklahoma's a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner State.

 Chandler : What's with the word ''y'all''? You know, just two words just pushed together?

 Chandler : Are we all allowed to do that? Because if so, l say why stop there?

 Chandler : This is gonna kill him. You know how much he loves to propose.

lf you clear things up with Rachel, Ross never needs to find out.

But you have to do it before he hears about it and kicks your ass.

lf we have sex again, it'll double our chances of getting pregnant.

 Monica : How about you go put on your 007 tuxedo, and I'll make you a martini?

My part's in the beginning. I'm not in the rest of the show... Wedding.

I didn't have time to read this part of the books, but do we have time..?

 Raj : ...we thought you two would be having bouncy naked yum-yum night.

 Leonard : We're getting to know each other. There's a learning curve.

 Howard : Then somebody makes scrambled eggs and salami. Easy-peasy.

 Emma : He said I pulled the knife on them, and they just took him at his word.

 Castle : But why were Angelo and Billy's deaths staged exactly the same way?

 Castle : What better way to get revenge for the death of his brother

 Castle : than by killing your boyfriend and pinning the murder on you?

 Emma : I mean, I have been really careful about staying off of Warren's radar

 Emma : If it wasn't for the sisters of Saint Helena's Home for Children, I...

 Castle : The note we found in Angelo's jacket said "S.H. Off Saw Mill River Parkway."

 Castle : S.H. Has to be Saint Helena's. Yonkers is off Saw Mill River Parkway.

...when you're feeling less, for lack of a better word, violated...

 Sheldon : ...because there will be a discussion when you leave.

 Sheldon : Is your objection solely to our presence in the apartment while you were sleeping...

 Sheldon : ...or do you also object to the imposition of a new organizational paradigm?

 Leonard : You are going to march yourself over there right now and apologize.

 The previous day, at the apartment.Ted from 2030 : This was going to be robin's first time meeting my parents,

 The previous day, at the apartment.Ted from 2030 : So we were both a little nervous.

 Ted : Well, robin's actually... Barney : How could your parents

Phoebe, isn't seeing Mike exactly what you wanted me to stop you from doing?

-Look, if l want to see Phoebe, and she-- -This doesn't concern you!

 Phoebe : Not if nothing happens. Why can't we just hang out as friends?

 Sheldon : ...to have had soup at home, I would have thought of it?

 Sheldon : Please bring me some soup while I still understand what a spoon is for.

 Sheldon : ...with little frankfurter slices and these homemade croutons.

 Sheldon : Can I get any of those with little frankfurter slices and homemade croutons?

 Marshall : And you look like a pepper-crusted rack of lamb with mint jelly.

 Lily's grandma : We will see you on the floor for the conga line later, won't we?

 Rachel : I handed in that marketing report, and I never got to hear what you thought.

 Howard : I was trying to come up with something really romantic to give Bernadette...

 Amy : ...for Valentine's Day since she's been such a pain in the ass.

Check it out. I used the atomic-force microscope in the materials-science lab...

 Howard : ...and wrote our initials in a heart one one-thousandth the size of a grain of sand.

Before we answer that, we should address the more important question : 

 Ross : How am I supposed to do that without being totally honest?

He's right. Nobody's gonna benefit, and you're just gonna hurt her.

 Chandler : Look, if you absolutely have to tell her, at least wait till the timing's right.

 Joey : Okay. Now, we just have to make sure she doesn't find out some other way.

 Penny : No, thanks. Leonard and I are just going to the funeral.

 Penny : Sweetie, are you sure you don't want to come with us to the funeral?

 Monica : What is the matter with you? Do you want to fall into the trap?

 Monica : I'm calling the shots! I say you leave Ross and go get Dave.

It was either make ragu or go out on the street looking to score.

AIthough my dad's gonna go a little nutso over losing his deposits.

 Howard : There's no way he's gonna let us postpone this wedding.

 Bernadette : I'll talk to him. He won't say no to his little girl, heh.

 Foreman : You might have been exposed to something at work, for instance.

 Cameron : Could have dissolved. Most likely came from her heart.

 Foreman : Clots are unlikely in a 28-year-old who's not on the pill.

 Little Bully : A nice watch. I don't want to break it on your ribs.

Question : If I don't care about my watch, can I use it as a weapon?

 Little Bully : We'll put all keys and watches in the hat over there.

 Rachel : My side still hurts from when you crashed into me yesterday.

You know what? I didn't wear this suit for a year because you hated it.

Now that you're on your own, you're free to look as stupid as you'd like.

 Monica : Absolutely! I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders.

 Ryan : What the hell, man? You were supposed to wait in the car.

 Castle : Now I'm never getting home. I'm stuck here in this life.

 Esposito : in connection with the bombings at a government building,

 Esposito : not to mention the theft and trafficking of stolen artifacts.

 Addison : You may want to get yourself reassigned, I don't think we'll be operating today.

 Izzie : You share a house or make wishes on eyelashes with them.

 Ryan : Ah, Jurgen, I don't think you understand the trouble you're in.

 Esposito : If I see your little man, we're going to have a little problem.

 Vasiliy : Captain, do you really want to start off this friendship with a lie?

 Vasiliy : Rest assured, I do not wish to interfere in your case.

 Vasiliy : Frankly, I am excited to learn from Katherine the Great.

 Vasiliy : and I was hoping there will be some downtime for me to see the sights.

 Beckett : In fact, I can bring you in for the important moments,

 Esposito : We know you were at that abandoned building last night, Jurgen.

 Chandler : Joey, if I go first, I wanna be looking for my keys.

 Mr. Tribbiani : -I don't want you taking that thing. -Where do I stay? Here?

 Chandler : Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the '50s.

 Colin : Yes, thank you. I think I have everything well in hand.

It's, uh, it's nothing. It's, uh, just a few ideas I have for Seattle Grace.

 Colin : Newton did the work, I'm merely standing on his shoulders.

we're gonna have to put a pin in that for now, because as of this moment,

Hey, there was that one time we thought we had a break in the case, remember?

 Barney : Get this. You know who works out at my gym? Regis Philbin.

 Regis Philbin Lifting weights : Of course, I remember the place. It was the best burger I ever had.

 Regis Philbin Lifting weights : I still have dreams about this burger. Beautiful, haunting dreams!

 Regis Philbin Lifting weights : I wake up at night, screaming, "Get out of my head, burger! Get out!"

 Marshall : - Do you remember where it is? - No! I never wrote it down.

 Regis Philbin He knocks in a bag of boxing. : But not a day goes by that I don't regret it.

 Regis Philbin He knocks in a bag of boxing. : - Why? Why? Do you know where it is? - No.

 Regis Philbin Threatening him with his fists. : And if you tell me it's at The Corner Bistro, I'm gonna smack you right in the face!

 Sheldon : How could somebody possibly think we're going to blow up the moon?

 Leonard : Don't worry about the moon. We set our laser to stun.

We'll see the beam when it leaves. It won't be strong enough when it comes back...

 Leonard : -...to be seen by the naked eye. -Naked. Heh, heh, heh.

...and show it to us on this computer. Raj, get them some glasses.

 Esposito : You're lucky your mommy could alibi you out for the murder.

 Martha : And I'll have you know that coming down to the police station

 Martha : Don't worry, darling. Once you're home, you'll feel much better.

 Chandler : Right. So it'll be the same, except less sex with you.

...which will stink. A grown man getting people coffee is humiliating.

 Derek : You went back to reading the newspaper and I went to work.

 Martha Rodgers : Oh, I had the most exquisite class this evening!

 Richard Castle : I'm just glad they were using your studio and not my living room.

 Martha : I hate to tell you this, darling, but she won't be here.

 Martha : She did say she wanted to try a few things to find her passion.

 Castle : What kind of passion is she finding at this time of night?

 Castle : Then you won't be using them to eat my pasta carbonara.

This might be the one that brings the two of you closer together somehow.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, I'm sure you'll be able to give her some tips.

- lsn't that a Iittle on the nose? - When you play Chutes and Ladders...

 Sheldon : ...do you complain about all the chutes and the ladders?

 Raj : - ...you're dating my sister. - Now that Howard's getting married...

 Leonard : ...maybe he'll inflate one of his old girIfriends for you, heh.

 Raj : ...promised streets paved with beautiful blonde women with big bazongas.

 Sheldon : - You're facing a fire-breathing dragon. - Unh, I don't know if I wanna play anymore.

Because you don't have a girIfriend? If that becomes a reason...

 Sheldon : ...not to play Dungeons and Dragons, this game's in serious trouble.

From... what color dress she ought to wear to her kindergarten dance

 Millie : And it's my job to have an opinion. It's my job to have an answer.

 Millie : I may not have an answer here, but... I'm still her mama.

 Bailey : I think if we wait much longer she'll go into multiple organ failure.

- Fetal heart rate's down to 80! - Mom's heart rate's slowing down.

 Doctor : - 48 and dropping. - Ruptured retroperitoneal hematoma.

 Bailey : - Can you see the source of the bleed? - Internal paddles.

 Ike : Look, there's something I want to say before we're done here.

 Holliwel : They tried to kill me. Esposito and Thornton, they're both in on it.

 Beckett : Lieutenant Holliwell, you're under arrest for the murder of Paul Finch.

 Ryan : William 16, William 16, need an ambulance at 3471 Houston.

 Foreman : So do they mandate you to stay here at the halfway house,

 Lucas : I'm so distracted lately, trying to think of something funnier

 Lucas : Whoa. Easy there, tiger. I know where you live. You know how I know?

 Esposito : so whoever's wearing that ink is no longer active-duty.

 Esposito : and there's only a handful of guys with that service history

 Esposito : For my money, your story about the missing two months

 Castle : He would with a beard. And he lives right here in the city.

 Castle : Then he worked as a contractor in Iraq and Afghanistan.

 Castle : This is just the kind of guy who could be a mercenary in Thailand.

 Beckett : I hope so. But if he doesn't, then we need to take a breath

 Foreman : It means everything she's been saying has been a lie.

 Beckett : Who killed a man, so don't make him out to be the houseguest of the year.

 Michelle : By the way, that photo in the paper did you no justice.

 Michelle : - You're much better looking in person. - There's a picture of you in the paper?

 Beckett : - What did you tell them? - Nothing! Why would I do that?

 Beckett : Do you have any idea how hard it is to be a female cop?

 Beckett : The last thing I need is for you to give them more ammo to...

 Castle : Langford said that the only person who knew she was on vacation

 Castle : the last thing she'd want is newspapers piling up at her front door.

would know exactly who was out of town, and for exactly how long.

Did you and Chandler make compromises when you moved in together?

 Monica : - What does he want you to give up? - A bunch of stuff.

 Phoebe : Yeah, I really hate to give her up. Oh, I know. Oh, you should take her.

- What, you don't like her? - Of course I do. What's not to like?

 Monica : You say to him, "I'm sorry, Mike, I can't live without her.

 House : Which leaves symptom. Vasovagal issue, maybe a heart problem.

 Wilson : You're just deflecting having a conversation about Foreman.

 Wilson : Either you're lying, or you don't really think he's leaving

I'm sorry. I yawned because I was trying to communicate boredom.

 House : How much do you think it would cost to make him want to be like me?

 House : or it wouldn't have gotten better from the antibiotics.

 Foreman : Yawning is a symptom of fatigue or cholinergic excitation.

 Wilson : Do you really think that was the right time to make this kind of decision?

 Wilson : Nobody knows the right way to react in that situation.

 Cuddy : When things go wrong, I don't want to hope that I'm not alone,

 Cuddy : It's not his fault, it's who he is. I should've known it.

 Alexis : Oh, come on, Dad. We both know you'd have no respect for me if I didn't.

 Martha : I don't know where she gets it from. Honestly, I don't.

 Esposito : Victim is Sophie Ronson, 35. She's in from LA for the wedding.

Bride came looking when Miss Ronson didn't show up for her hair and makeup.

 Lanie : We've got contusions on her throat, one of her earrings is missing.

Okay, you go do what you need to do. I'll see what I can find out.

 Vikram : We can operate here for months completely off the grid.

 Beckett : Did you text me to pull me out of my anniversary dinner with Castle?

 Vikram : No one can know what we're doing, especially Castle. It's too dangerous.

 Beckett : I'm just trying not to lose my marriage in the process.

 Raj : in case one of them is encountered by alien life. LEONARD : Oh.

 Sheldon : All right, you can't breathe our air without an inhaler,

 Sheldon : I'll tell you exactly what you should do : avoid the presumption

 Sheldon : of the Terran sensory input paradigm. WOLOWITZ : Yeah, absolutely.

 Sheldon : Any intelligent organism would at the very least need

 Sheldon : the ability to locate the position of objects in space.

 Sheldon : So the ideal interstellar lingua franca would be haptic.

 House : There is one other sign. I know there are lipstick lesbians.

 House : You didn't say anything about her capacity as a beautician's assistant.

 Thirteen : It's probably rewired her neurons permanently by now.

 Cameron : Might not just be her arteries, could be all her blood vessels.

 Stacy : I thought she was Foreman's patient. Why did you do the exam?

 Chase : Got to skip school, lots of ice cream, made me wanna be a doctor.

 Donny : when anything I do, anything you give me, it all ends the same way.

 House : Adjoining metal fillings could corrode and pick up AM radio signals.

 Ayala : I can only tell you that you're hearing sounds as you should.

 Ayala : You'd have to talk to someone who does brain. I only do ears.

They read the sonogram wrong, because they thought it was a boy.

 Howard : What? Please. This is Billy the Kid we're talking about.

 Howard : The wizard would get shot before he could get out the words : 

"What the hell is Billy the Kid doing in the mystic realm of Ka'a?"

 Stuart : ...with soul-sucking, ball-shriveling hatred and contempt.

 Stuart : If I tell you that, I'm robbing you of the hours of fun you could have...

 Stuart : ...for the magical, rootin'- tootin Iow price of 24.95.

 Sheldon : ...and confronting Penny's steroid-infused ex-boyfriend...

 Leonard : When Frodo left the Shire to take the one ring to Mordor...

 Leonard : Enjoy your little game. I'll make this quest on my own.

- Okay, is everyone clear on the plan? - Yes. Koothrappali's going to wet himself...

 Howard : ...I'm gonna throw up, Sheldon's gonna run away, and you're going to die.

 Domingo : Look, five years I've worked with Wolf. He's my friend. I didn't kill him.

 Domingo : Maybe that angry lady stole it. Maybe she's the one who killed Wolf.

 Beckett : and the only reason that they noticed it is because he didn't usually carry one.

 Esposito : There's nothing out of the ordinary over the last six months,

 Esposito : he withdraws all his savings from his checking account.

 Phoebe : Chandler, what are you doing? There is a trash can right there.

 Chandler : I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.

Wow. This is nice. Were you planning on meeting somebody up there?

 Mrs. Wickfield : Because some people thought that his experiments were dangerous.

 Wickfield on Video : is an entirely new way of looking at the universe.

 Castle : That's exactly the kind of person whose death could alter the future.

 Ryan : Which means any of the other speakers at that conference could be next.

 Beckett : This guy's gonna kill again and we don't know anything about him.

 Esposito : He's an environmental author now, and his new book, Our Earth's End,

it's about the coming Eco-disasters and the destruction of the human race.

In less than 35 years, we'll have no gas, no coal, and no uranium left.

As our energy resources dwindle and needs rise due to global warming,

Could you fold these napkins? I'm gonna go across the hall to check on the yams.

 Monica : Fold them like swans. I showed you at Christmas. Remember?

 Becket : But if I find out any of those people are responsible,

 Ryan : was still parked at the habitat at the time of the incident.

 Beckett : then our killer must have come from outside of the simulation.

 Esposito : I was just going through our victim's video diaries.

 Wilson : Big shock. Spaghetti sauce doesn't work as a lymph tissue stain.

 Foreman : He's annoyed by her, doesn't respect her as a doctor,

 Wilson : Willing to literally go to the end of the earth for her career,

 Cate : When they discover lymph nodes in feet, I will take off my socks.

 House : Let's start with your breasts, move down to the ass, then...

 House : but I'd never forgive myself if we found something before we got to your breasts.

 George : Look. Maybe I'm not over the Alex thing or the syph thing yet.

 George : And, frankly, I wouldn't care if she gave me the Ebola virus.

 Beckett : His story. I mean, he said that he saw Bronson carrying a servant girl's body?

 Beckett : I mean, the only way that he'd come up with a story like that was if it was true.

 Beckett : We know that this revolves around something that happened

 Mccord : Is there even a sentence that doesn't have redactions?

 Richmond : Somebody is definitely trying to hide whatever went on here.

 Richmond : It doesn't appear in the document. Probably because it was redacted.

 Castle : Right, but what about a search for blacked-out, eight-letter words

from the narrowest, lower case "i," to the widest, the upper case "W."

 Fulton : Hell, yes! He was on his way to becoming the next Tony Hawk.

 Beckett : Is there any reason that Logan would've needed a gun?

 Fulton : It wouldn't be the first time a kid like that fell in with a bad crowd.

 Beckett : None of them remember anything about him hanging out with a "bad crowd."

 Castle : It would explain the motorcycle-versus-skateboard murder.

 Esposito : Logan received a dozen calls from a social club in the Bronx.

 Esposito : The place is run by Albanians linked to organized crime.

 Castle : Isn't the Albanian mob infamous for being crazy violent?

 Castle : Not with Gina, not with the hundreds of super-hot girlfriends I've always had...

 Castle : I am speaking of the bracelet, in case anyone is wondering.

 Esposito : The other rappelled from the roof and went in through the window.

 Castle : Which explains the climbing equipment you had your eye on.

 Beckett : his sister goes looking for his storage unit and she ends up dead.

 Castle : What if Wendell's partner decided that he wanted the bracelet for himself?

 Castle : Only he killed Wendell before he figured out where he'd stashed it.

 Beckett : So he follows Wendy, she leads him to the storage unit, and then he kills her.

 Leonard : You, uh, moving into the apartment on the fifth floor?

 Leonard : I like to keep my distance because her boyfriend's a pretty scary dude.

 Bernadette : Well, is there anything about me you're keeping inside?

 Rachel : ...but this friend of mine is getting a cat with his girlfriend.

 House : What with Mr. Zebalusky dying in agony on account of his metastatic lung cancer

The bleeding wasn't a ruptured eardrum, ear infection or bleeding disorder.

 Foreman : Head CT was clean, means it's not a neurological problem.

 Wilson : Autoimmune diseases respond to steroids, which we've given her.

 Cameron : And she got better for a while, we stopped the treatment too soon.

 Foreman : All we're doing is bouncing back and forth between cancer and autoimmune.

 Leonard : ...how does the biologically superior Homo novus get to work...

 Raj : Is there some new kind of Casual Friday I don't know about?

 Leonard : Well, since he won't take the bus and he's too evolved to drive...

 Leonard : ...and shower in the radiation lab until I'm finished with my experiment.

 Wilson : So, he just visits his heterosexual, healthy daughter,

 Wilson : and you go out to dinner and a movie and talk about your garden?

 Thirteen : When he moved in with you, you bought a bigger place for him.

 Wilson : her name is Sam Carr. But in 1990 and 1991, it was Sam Wilson.

 Thirteen : or else House will go running straight back to the loony bin?

 Thirteen : You're not worried about House, you're worried about yourself

 Chase : you'd put your arm around me and you wouldn't even wake up.

 Chase : I liked watching you stand up to your dad at Christmas when he yelled at your mom.

 Chase : How you didn't even know you were strong, but you were.

 Castle : Well, let's go back to the e-mails of the crazed Nebula 9 fans.

Nice one. Coming from the guy with the life-sized Boba Fett in his bathroom.

said killer shot Anabelle with the very weapon featured on Nebula 9.

 Beckett : Interesting theory, but we have interviewed all of those "crazed fans,"

 Beckett : I will talk to ATF and see if they've heard of anyone possessing a...

 Ryan : Did you see her in this area between 10 : 00 and 11 : 00 p.m. Last night?

 Castle : Judging from the size of them, you almost expect there to be...

 Beckett : Yeah, this is Detective Beckett, I need every CSU tech...

 Tech 2 : No, he was already dead when we arrived to pick him up.

 Tech 1 : They all have contracts with us. We cryopreserve them.

 Tech 1 : We're notified immediately when a client's pulse stops.

Why, because it'll get weird for everyone else? This is about us.

 Rachel : You're like my best friend. If we broke up, and I lost you

 Sheldon : Why don't we leave that for future generations to decide?

 Sheldon : where his genius is not only appreciated, but celebrated.

 Sheldon : Sheldon's mother, played by you, argues with an emissary

 Penny : Okay, the whole point of this is to loosen you up a little,

 Janice : Sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?

They all say they're gonna be there, until they start their real family.

 House : Best thing about big, honking gonads, well, one of the best things,

Hopefully, the needles have grown as fast as his sack, and we can find it.

 Foreman : I want to recheck the National Marrow registry for an alternate donor.

 Cameron : Yeah, House is all about giving breaks to people in need.

 Chase : It's got nothing to do with Foreman or House. It's just...

 Chase : It's the day I remind you I like you, and I want us to be together.

 Cameron : These are the only infections that cause swollen testicles.

 Cameron : Why don't you just say it four times now and leave me alone for a month?

 House : so they might be curious about the only treatment option.

 Cuddy : There is a huge reason not to take lungs from living patients.

 House : That qualifies as a bad reason for them to reject the idea.

 House : It's a much worse reason for them not to get the choice.

 House : If you don't want me to defer to you, why make it at all?

 Cuddy coming Closer : But are you deferring to me just because we're seeing each other?

 Castle : So, how's Ryan doing? He knows it's not his fault, right?

 Beckett : So, for Ryan, it means it's all on him until he finds this guy.

 Beckett : Just that we're doing everything we can to apprehend the suspect.

 Boyce : and it's gotten the attention of the people in my world.

 Leonard : that's trying to transgenically manipulate chicken DNA

 Sheldon : According to a recent study out of Oxford University,

 Raj : who drops his friends just because he's in a relationship.

 Stuart : Aren't we supposed to get here an hour and a half early?

 Raj : Is it five minutes apart starting at the top of the hour,

 Raj : with the first contraction, so essentially, like, 65 minutes?

 Wilson : Good news. Head CT doesn't show any signs of a stroke.

 Wilson : I cannot believe how much you've grown up in five years. She's...

 Ashley : So this arm thing, does that mean his leukemia's back?

 Wilson : It's great news. I'll get you a room and start you on acyclovir.

Hey, don't look at that whiteboard. That's my math, not your math.

 Sheldon : Oh. You said I'm not using my space, so I'm using it.

 Sheldon : Actually, I have a plastic baggy strapped to my leg that says I can.

 Sheldon : You've chosen to tangle with a superior intellect you can't defeat.

Monica's watching a show. I don't want to miss when they were skinny.

 Chandler : If you need money, would you please let me loan you some?

I know things have been tight since Janine moved out. God, was she hot.

 Joey : Look, I can handle it, all right? I can listen to the radio.

 Chandler : Want to see if the joke stealer will let us watch at his place?

 Joe : All I wanted to do was grab him. I wanted to scare him a little.

 Ryan : I think we can help you find her, if it's okay with my partner.

Prelim shows that the blood on his overalls was his. Sorry, partner.

Well, it would've been if I hadn't just spoken to him in holding.

 Esposito : he knew exactly where Swan was on the afternoon of his death.

 Castle : Swan eluded his cameraman to go on a clandestine errand.

 Castle : He was acting erratically, went to the bank right beforehand...

 Beckett : That's an interesting theory, but that is pure speculation.

 Castle : Pure speculation would be Swan purchasing thermonuclear technology

 Castle : to have a scientist make him an amplifier that went all the way to 12.

But plenty oftime to work on our "Heat and Ice" collaboration, yes?

Nikki Heat and Jameson Rook think the evil Russian has gotten away.

 Castle : I've heard of that town. That's the coldest place on Earth.

 Castle : You know, Beckett, we've kissed in six different countries.

 Castle : - What does that mean? - It means, "Follow me and find out."

 Chase : Don't forget to blink. Is more than half of the circle shaded?

 Foreman : Blinking and eye movements are controlled by a small cluster of nerves

 Molly : But he's still in there, right? I mean, he just can't communicate?

 House : Also possible is that the surgery caused so much swelling in his brain stem

 House : He had one way to communicate and now that's gone. Well played.

 Foreman : Brain biopsy revealed severe damage to the myelin sheath. The question is why.

 Kutner : He runs a business, meets a lot of people, could have picked up rotavirus.

 Thirteen : He can only blink, a real history would've taken weeks.

 Sheldon : We don't have Thai food on Thursday. We have pizza on Thursday.

 Leonard : Yes, but we all agreed the third Thursday of every month...

 Sheldon : The news didn't reach my digestive system which, when startled...

 Sheldon : ...has its own version of Anything Can Happen Thursday.

 Sheldon : And if we're going to abandon that, why even call it Thursday?

Let's call it "Quonko Day" and divide it into 29 hours of 17 minutes a piece...

 Sheldon : ...and celebrate it by sacrificing a goat to the mighty god Ra.

Rachel and I were discussing it, and she had very interesting insights.

 The Teacher : If you're talking about feminism, I think you're right.

 Monica : ...I thought that I would give you just a little preview.

-Why did you give your credit card to Joey? -To buy some Knicks tickets.

Then the jerk didn't even invite me to the game. But I'm over it. Whatever!

 Marshall : See, at brunch, I'm going to torture lily right back.

 Marshall : There's a part of my body that she's got a weakness for, too.

 Leonard : Did you think to mention to me that you liked our paper?

 Dr Hofstadter : to make sure her child's self-esteem is not dependent

 Dr. Green : -First, you get my Rachel pregnant. -You got Rachel pregnant?

That's how you treat a friend, get her in trouble and refuse to marry her?

It's like, "Hi, I'm Chandler. May I have the human growing inside you?"

 Erica : Gosh, you know, you're just such an amazing couple. It's...

 Castle : Too bad Rico Cruz isn't around. I bet he'd find a way, right?

 Brock : Say, the gang and I are going out for drinks later tonight.

 Castle : Brock invited me to go drinking with The Indestructibles.

But you told them you couldn't because you're in the middle of a case.

 Beckett : that I could stand between you and your boyhood dream?

 House : has brought his little Taubettes into work with him today.

 Park : It's like you getting two women pregnant at the same time.

 Taub : It's extreme and reckless. That's House. You get used to it.

 Montgomery : - Guy with amnesia. So? - He has nowhere to go tonight.

 Montgomery : Well, turn him over to Social Services. State's problem, not ours.

 Beckett : I know, sir, but he'll probably end up in a homeless shelter.

 Ryan : but I have snuck many a power nap on this couch over the years.

 Jeremy Preswick : I'm grateful not to have to go anywhere with strangers.

 Jeremy Preswick : You know, it's terrifying to think that someone actually tried to kill me,

 Jeremy Preswick : and I don't know who it was, or why. And they're still out there.

 Jeremy Preswick : - What if nobody recognizes it? - I'm sure someone will.

 Jeremy Preswick : But what if no one does and I don't remember?

 Alexis : My science teacher says that chocolate contains chemicals

 Martha : Well, it's good, but I prefer grape, aged, bottled and corked.

 Castle : You're having an ice cream tasting and no one called, texted or tweeted?

 Rachel : That girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends...

 Arlene : But once you knew I was Lisa's mother, you held your tongue.

 Arlene : I still think you're a pain in the ass with a God complex,

 House : It's the middle of the morning. Shouldn't she be in school?

 Montgomery : When Mrs. Wellesley lost her faculties, Blake was granted power of attorney.

 Beckett : Frank couldn't get the money to make the payments anymore.

 Montgomery : And when he found out Brady had evidence to prove his innocence,

 Montgomery : and hocked it to finance his plan to shut Brady up permanently.

 Beckett : Three closed cases puts us just over the mandated case closure rate.

After 10 years, I can call Olivia's aunt and tell her that we really got the guy.

 Castle : And you get to give the messenger's sister some closure, too.

 Castle : Though I don't suppose having answers makes it any easier.

 Alexis : I can't believe how many lives were ruined over one woman's need

 Castle : Between Grams and myself, our family reputation's already in ruins.

 Alexis : - What's gonna happen to Brady's son? - Well, there's a silver lining there.

 Castle : When Blake Wellesley found out why Brady sold his freedom...

 Martha : I've had filthy, stinking rich. I've had broke, dirt poor.

 Beckett voicemail : I'm unavailable at the moment, but please leave a message.

 Martha Rodgers : Well, I know you have plans with Katherine this evening,

 Martha Rodgers : I'm off to a revival of Brighton Beach Memoirs.

 Dr Hofstadter : is diametrically opposed to my own parenting strategies.

 Sheldon : I'd feign modesty at this point, but who would believe me?

 Sheldon : While my brother and sister are mouth-breathing idiots.

 Foreman : These IV fluids will help flush the drugs out of your system.

 Driscoll : Look, I'm not gonna hurt him, but I get why you're scared of me.

 Driscoll : The military taught me that actions always have consequences,

 Driscoll : After all the times I've said that to the kids, apology is necessary.

 Foreman : It took three doses of adenosine to get it under control.

 Joey : Hey, what about the scene with the kangaroo? Did you like that part?

 Chandler : I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic.

A fender-bender. I'm fine. I told the ER resident I'm fine, but...

 Adele : Oh, you will do no such thing, Addison. Richard cannot know I'm here.

 Addison : The baby looks fine on the ultrasound, but you are spotting a little.

 Addison : It's nothing severe, but I would like to hold you overnight for observation.

 Susan : - Did you see somebody go in there? - I did, someone's hiding from me.

 Meredith : We had one in my class, she only got to the radiologist though.

 Meredith : You and the cardio god on the other hand have loads to catch up on.

- Don't want to talk to the cardio god. - We can hear you in there.

 Meredith : - Oh, I was just leaving actually. - We heard about your mother. I'm sorry.

 Susan : We're not here with the baby. We're here to make sure you are all right.

Oh, well, that's sweet, but we don't have to do this. I'm not in shock,

 Susan : - But you're hiding in a broom closet. - Well, if you could move my father.

 Marshall : Wondered why those tweed jackets have elbow patches.

 Barney : Because the people who wear them are constantly going,

You're making me dig crap. I didn't ask her to spend the day with me.

 CHRISTINA : I can't have that grinning puppet head stare at me another second, so go.

 ERIC : Man, I thought my brother and I had problems, but you two are morons.

OK, well, swallowing Monopoly pieces wasn't exactly a genius move.

 Beckett : these sorts of things inevitably see the light of day.

 Captain Roy Montgomery : You got something against foamy richness?

 Esposito : Detective Beckett, we cross-referenced Horn's campaign payouts

 Esposito : That PI that took the pictures. He is your blackmailer.

 Esposito : Lost his badge for excessive force. On probation for criminal intimidation.

The gutless punk isn't gonna use them, why the hell shouldn't I?

 Kirby : Hey, I'm not the one that was dipping my churro in sugar

...the first book he's ever loved that didn't star Jack Nicholson.

 Chase : It's a symptom of liver failure. It's what we would expect to see.

 Foreman : Doesn't seem to have the thick walls you'd expect from an abscess.

 Dr. Cheng : Of course. We'll draw your blood and see if you're a match

 Taub : On ultrasound, we found intrahepatic dilated bile ducts.

 Bailey genuinely confused : - What are you talking about, Yang? - You. Punishing me.

 Debbie sitting at the computer at the nurse's station : Bit of respect and you could have saved yourself a very long day, Dr. Yang.

 Bailey to Cristina smiling : - Stupid. - Well, I can still scrub in, right?

 Addison : He wants me to move here, Richard. To pick up everything and move.

 Richard : Don't stay for him, Addison. Stay for me. Stay for yourself.

 Addison : - Richard, I... - In Seattle, you'll be front-page news.

 Richard interrupts : With your reputation and the money I'll put into promoting you,

Seattle Grace will become the foremost neonatal hospital west of Manhattan.

 Addison : - You're serious? - I'll put my money where my mouth is.

 Bailey : Come on, look, you can't do this. You don't have the right. Not anymore.

 Bailey : She's a human traffic accident and everybody's looking at the wreckage.

 Stuart : Some son-- looks like you spent ten minutes on that clown art.

 Howard : Well, maybe I should've gone to a fancy art school like you.

 Taub : He's blowing up pipe bombs and threatening people in his school.

 Masters : Of course, over-identification with the subject could skew the calculation

It goes back to the first Thanksgiving when the Indians sat down with the cowboys.

Oh, right. That's when they had that big rodeo at Plymouth Rock.

It's not just Phoebe. Will's still on a diet, Chandler doesn't eat Thanksgiving food..

Yeah. Remember? I had to leave the other day when you had that chicken.

It's not worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. It's a lot of work.

 Joey : Thanksgiving with no turkey is like Fourth of July with no apple pie.

 Monica : Fine, if it means that much to you. But there's gonna be a ton left over.

You're telling me you can eat almost an entire turkey in one sitting?

 Adams : At this rate, he'll be dead by the time we get the cultures back.

 Taub : Spinal fluid was full of white cells. Meningitis could be carcinomatous.

 Chase : Yoga nuts are way more likely to be into alternative medicine.

It's an Indian method of clearing the sinuses during allergy season,

If he's lucky, he'll get to see his plastic children walk down the aisle.

 Second child : - It's a fake pitcher. - You got wax in your ears?

Ha, ha, I hope this works because I didn't bring a change of pants.

 Bernadette : That's it. No cake for you. Anyone else wanna join the No Cake Club?

 Howard : She's just kidding, boys and girls. Everyone gets cake.

 Jim : I didn't sleep well that whole first year after you got out of the academy.

 Jim : I'd hear sirens in the night and imagine you off in the darkness someplace.

 Jim : Your mother always said that life never delivers anything that we can't handle.

 Jim : And if she were here right now, she'd tell you the truth can never hurt you.

You know, this may be your mother's way of reaching out to you, Katie.

 Jim : And reminding you that the truth is still your weapon to wield.

 Ted : The perfect moment wasn't some needle lost in the haystack

 Ted giving the toast : He'd been sneaking out to a hotel on 72nd,

I know how this might look, but we actually make a pretty good team

 Esposito : For example, I'm former military, which makes me a expert marksman.

 Ryan : Well, yeah. But somebody's gotta know which door to go through.

I'm a little bit more, um, circumspect, uh, than my partner here.

 Esposito : I'm definitely the physical one. I stay in sick shape.

Boom! Have you been to the gun show? I'm just kidding, I'm just...

 Gael : I train for three years at an institute in buenos aires.

 Ted : A super hot girl just because you didn't help me get her?

 House : before the little bugs that are now feasting on his brain move on to dessert.

 George : I buy my produce at the best market in town and I always wash it.

 Cameron : It explains your coma, your fever, your loss of appetite...

 Cameron : And if we don't treat it while it's still in the acute stage,

 Cameron : It could go on to infect your heart, intestines, esophagus...

 Ross : You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here...

-Ross, I'm not hot. Are you hot? -It's been six months. I'm always hot.

 Marshall : You were just thinking that this dinner is really boring.

 Marshall : That's what made you think of your boring class in college.

 Marshall : I guess it's 'cause we never hang out alone together.

 Barney : Someday you will find Iris so excruciatingly attractive,

 House : If everybody lies, then trust is not only unfounded and pointless,

 Holliwel : monitoring the cell phones of several key members of Racine's organization.

 Holliwel : We've been listening for any mention of Ike Thornton.

 Beckett : Racine must have found out he was going after the ledger.

 Holliwel : I guess you're not the only one your old partner betrayed.

 Esposito : the first place he's gonna go is the same place we went,

I'm serious. I've always had these plans. I was gonna be in movies...

 Penny : ...and live this glamorous life, and anything less than that...

 Penny : ...wasn't worth getting excited about. - Those things can still happen.

 Penny : Obviously, it's gonna happen. A psychic at a bachelorette party told me.

 Leonard : So does that mean we get to do stuff like talk about cool shows...

 Leonard : ...or get dressed up in matching costumes and go to Comic-Con?

 House : and you don't like people feeling sorry for you. Why not?

 House : You need people to see how independent you are, how well you're coping,

Eventually, we'll find your parents, if only to deliver the body.

 House : You'd rather die than face your parents because of what?

 Mrs. Glass : My husband and child are going to be together long after I'm gone.

 Cristina : - So why do you need my approval? - I just want you to understand.

 Izzie : You saw the angio results. We're catching the AVM just in time.

 Mr. Duff : and about believing in myself, whatever people think.

 Rachel : I didn't know then. And how come you never said anything?

 Rachel : You only had a year. And we only hung out every night!

 Esposito : All he knows is that, sometime between 3 : 00 and 4 : 00,

 Esposito : CSU found fresh tire tracks in that dirt over there.

 Castle : or someone was hell-bent on killing Logan Moore. But why?

 Beckett : And why was he out skateboarding between 3 : 00 and 4 : 00 a.m.?

 Lanie Parish : By way of three holes in his back from 9 mm hollow points.

 Kevin Ryan : So, no eyes on the shooter. There's no security cam coverage in this area.

 Ryan : And this scrap of paper in his pocket. It's a West Village address.

 Beckett : Castle and I will see what we can find out about our victim.

 Beckett : Hey, Lanie, were you able to schedule the fitting for your dress?

 Lanie : Absolutely. And the dress that you picked out for me is gorgeous.

 Esposito : So, did we hear right? Are you Beckett's maid of honor?

 Leonard : We both have people in our lives who wanna nip intestinal polyps in the bud.

 Leonard : Well, with the exception of string theory, not much has happened since the 1930s...

At best you can say, "Hey, look, my idea has an internal logical consistency."

Okay, Ross? I'm a little warm, so I'm gonna be taking off my sweater.

 Rachel : ...this is not an invitation to the physical act of love.

 Rachel : No, I don't. Ross, I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.

There's 24 exposures on this roll, but there's only 20 pictures.

 Beckett : These pictures were developed a week before she was killed.

I always thought it was just a convenient place for the killer to attack.

 Castle : What if she was looking into something that happened in that alley

 Beckett : Well, I'd have to go into the old archives and reports,

 Beckett : and Captain Montgomery won't let me back in the precinct right now.

 Ryan : According to this, Lockwood's never had so much as a traffic citation.

 Kutner : One of us found a vial of your blood in the lab from when we...

Well, all right, you know how in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince...

 Penny : ...Ron didn't abandon Harry because Harry started dating Ron's sister?

 Penny : Sorry, spoiler alert. My point is, as much as I want to live with you...

 Leonard : Please. The only thing he needs me for is to be his whipping boy.

 Leonard : Wow, it sounds to me like you don't want us to live together.

 Penny : No. No, no, I do. I do. It's just... It's a really big step.

 Leonard : Is it? We're together all the time. Financially, it makes great sense.

 Leonard : Can you think of one reason why we shouldn't do this?

 Castle : is the one thing the person behind this couldn't have foreseen.

 Castle : The reason we haven't found a body is because there is no body.

 Castle : Eva is the one person who would want Cole to look like a murderer,

 Castle : Because Eva wanted more than just out of the marriage.

 Castle : He swore that she called him because she did call him.

Okay, okay. I had food poisoning. It's not like I chose to do it!

 Woman : The flowers won't be here till halfway through the ceremony.

 Phoebe : - Why does it even matter? - Why does it matter to you?

 Phoebe : Okay, look, Rachel. I know you really want to do this...

Since you've never done it before, you can be Monica's maid of honor.

 Joe/castle : You should see what my face did to the other guy's fist.

You know you're not suppos to leave our sight with the boss's hardware on.

 Beckett : So anything on that threatening call to the dry cleaners?

 Beckett : Okay. So maybe Stan was trying to meet Ray at the Pennybaker

 Castle : He was there about the Blue Butterfly. It's a necklace.

 Castle : Yeah, but I thought we were gonna go see that together.

 Alexis : Thanks, Dad. And I'm glad you weren't killed by body snatchers.

 Castle : But Ryan Reynolds is playing the wee triangle, and he's good.

 Esposito : Maxwell Haverstock. And he confirmed he knew the vic.

 Castle : This guy couldn't throw a wet sponge off the roof, let alone a body.

 Phoebe : I think, five years ago, I probably would have done anything...

 Phoebe : - Smelly cat, smelly cat - Problem odor in the litter box?

 Sheldon : I think I've come up with a perfect way for us to enjoy it.

 Sheldon : but I'm gonna say that you love it and want to hear more.

 Sheldon : in order to blend in so that he could write an entry about Earth

Nothing's scarier than embarrassing yourself in front of your in-laws.

 Mr. Geller : As a matter of fact, when I started dating Judy, I was unemployed.

 Mr. Geller : So if you ever see me giving them legal advice, just nod along.

 Beckett : You know what? I don't think he's taking this seriously.

 Castle : But you know what? I would kill for a nice cappuccino right now, extra froth.

 Brooks : You expect us to believe that your wife is keeping you in the dark?

Okay. Stop what you're doing. I need envelope stuffers. I need stamp lickers...

I don't know. I don't know. Weren't you the guy that told me to quit my job...

- Sweetie, calm down. It's gonna be okay. - No, it's not gonna be okay, Ross.

 Bailey : - Shepherd, look at the board. - OK. What am I looking at?

My name isn't there. It wasn't there yesterday and it won't be tomorrow.

 Bailey : I went and had a baby. I gave birth. I created a human life. I'm a surgeon.

 Derek : - He's just going easy on you. - No, I change diapers, I clean spit up,

I sing the ABCs. I'm covered in mommy. But I will not be mommy tracked!

 Izzie : Cristina told me that George had a date with Ortho Chick.

 Izzie : She hinted that she wanted to and then said she couldn't. Weird, right?

 Meredith : George made it perfectly clear that I'm not in his life anymore.

 Emmitt Smith : You know, once you win two or three of those things,

 House : An experimental surgery that some people claim helps mood disorders.

 Foreman : And if it's done by Gamma Knife, there's no trace of cutting.

 Cameron : Which explained nothing, because it wasn't even in the right area.

 House : Which, by the way, didn't work, given the state of your kitchen cabinets.

 Elizabeth : That man on the speakerphone, he never even met you,

 Esposito : He actually lives pretty modest for someone with a trust fund.

 Esposito : there's no physical evidence tying him to the murder.

 Keith Murphy : I don't know. I didn't even see her until the rehearsal dinner

 Ted Murphy : I'm afraid I can't help you. I barely knew the girl.

 Sheila Blaine : I have no idea what Sophie was doing, but I'm sure it was nothing good.

 Sheila Blaine : Did you know that she called me after the engagement party

 Sheila Blaine : No, but guess what she was doing on Friday when I first saw her.

 Beckett : Between the shoes, the dress, the hotel and the flight,

 Beckett : Sophie must have dropped three grand on this weekend, easy.

 Castle : How much did the drug dealer say she paid for the roofies?

 Esposito : Problem is, Sophie withdrew her last $ 100 to fly to New York.

 Veronica : Because I had no choice. Mick, my manager, said I had to.

 Esposito : Keeps checking his watch, saying he's about to be recalled.

Hmm. Well, it's not a total waste. I did get some excellent stock tips.

 Beckett : Once we find out who hired Veronica, then we'll know how Doyle's involved.

Detective Beckett? Dr. Silverman. Here for a psych eval on Simon Doyle.

 Addison : I was actually going to go up after lunch and tell her.

 Addison : - Mr. Gibson... - You do look like Catherine Deneuve.

 Mr. Gibson : I don't mean to objectify or harass you in any way.

- Have you talked to Meredith yet? - Tomorrow I am going to buy a T-shirt

 Beckett : I know, it's a needle in a haystack, but at least it's a haystack,

 Beckett : Castle, we already talked about this. I'm fine. I'm in control.

 Castle : It contained information damaging to the person behind all this.

 Castle : but the package didn't arrive until after you'd been shot.

 Bernadette : I suppose I could get them back to talking about Leonard

 Bernadette : They said something about going there this summer.

 Hanna : I was supposed to pick it up at the framers. It's on Elm.

 House : I'm not asking your name because I wanna become friends.

 Trapper John : So you're the hero I'm gonna make an example of.

 Beckett : I wouldn't worry about him, I'd worry about yourself.

 Beckett : I don't look, I hunt. And trust me, you don't want that.

 Beckett : So leave now, and this will just be a quirky little article

 Trapper John : Sorry, sweetheart, I'd rather make the front page.

Dr. Howser, Dr. Quinn, cops are gonna be here sooner than we thought.

 Trapper John : All right, doctors, we've trained for this. You know what to do.

 Sheldon : Well, when challenged, monkeys generally assert their dominance

 Sheldon : through chasing, assault and a stylized penile display.

Did you see the size of the thing that was coming out of that woman?

 Sheldon : ...and it is ridiculously easy to break into her apartment.

 Leonard : You can't just replace someone you care about with some other random person.

 Sheldon : But then Mark Ruffalo was the Hulk in The Avengers and he was even better.

 Sheldon : I like to think that your Mark Ruffalo is still out there somewhere.

 Monica : Ross, just forget about it. The guy's got you totally wedged in.

And they give me benefits, like medical and dental and a four-oh-wunk.

 Phoebe : But, you know, you pay a price. Now l'm this corporate stooge...

lf you guys have microphones in there too, l didn't mean any of that.

I don't know. They don't say, " Hello, sit here. Eat something. "

 Chandler : Forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine dining.

 Joey : -Are you moving out? -l' m getting ready for the weekend.

I need to talk to you. It's urgent. It's about Monica and Chandler.

Well, not much. I was just thinking that since they just got engaged...

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so rude. Does anyone want to come to the movies?

 House : Shoots herself in the head to save Jack from having to care for her.

 Taub : If we add those to the symptoms we've seen and the pericardial effusion?

 Foreman : We'll start testing to see which drugs she best responds to.

 House : She's still gonna kill herself as soon as she gets released tomorrow.

 Leonard : That Raj'll be on it before we make it to the freeway?

 Chandler : I do, but Eddie makes them this way. They're pretty darn good.

 Alex : - Fine, she's Satan's whore. - Thank you. So did you yell back?

 Alex frustrated : O'Malley plugs a hole with his finger and he's a hero.

 Alex stops smiling : - And now I'm leaving. - It's not in the morgue.

 Meredith : I hope you find your mojo, Alex. I find you disturbing without it.

 Derek : This is hard, because your body is in a certain amount of shock.

 Derek : It's preventing you from feeling pain, feeling the extent of your injuries.

 Bonnie softly : We have a metal pole cutting a path through our insides.

 Bonnie softly : but I didn't expect to walk out of here anytime soon, so...

 Pete : I was gonna tell you this over dinner, but I met somebody else on my trip.

 Beckett : So nice to meet you. Um, Castle, we really need to...

 Carly Rae Jepsen : Oh... I'm so sorry. I have to go perform this song.

 Beckett : Excuse me. Someone recently checked out one of these masks.

 Propmaster : Yeah, that sketch sucked. We haven't used those masks in years.

Probably not, but I can check. Could you give me, like, five minutes?

 Beckett : as to use a mask from the show to perpetrate a kidnapping?

 George : - I don't want to waste another minute. - I can't have sex again.

And I laugh every time I remember I'm never going to talk to him again

 George : because it just sounds like the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

It knocks my wind out, but it's true. I don't have to have sex with you.

 George : I mean, hopefully all of you. That'd be the best thing.

 Sheldon : Of all the overrated physicists in all the labs in all the world...

 Penny : Well, they have a lot in common. I mean, they're both scientists.

 Sheldon : Please. The only way she could make a contribution to science...

- This is pretty good orange chicken. - Yeah, it's from Chang's.

 Chase : - That's what she called herself? - That's what she acted like.

Doing five gives you a 25% chance that at least one will attach.

Don't worry. I'll do this as many times as it takes to get it right.

We're kind of using all the money we have to do it this one time.

And she's comforted by him because she loves her Uncle Joey so much.

-Look, Emma. Look who's back. -No, forget it! Forget it! l can't do it!

 Esposito : I can't let you put yourself out there for me anymore, bro.

 Ryan : I need to know what Esposito found out when he ran out of here.

Because you were worried that his new wife was gonna steal your gold.

 Esposito : why didn't you just have your partner on the outside get it for you?

 Sheldon : -It appears to be a Lord of the Rings ring. LEONARD : Oh.

 Sheldon : It's the language of Mordor written in Elvish script.

...typically made of mushrooms or fish brine with herbs and spices.

 Sheldon : Some popular early main ingredients included blueberry, anchovy...

 Howard : Listen, I was looking at the ring and it seemed a little weird.

 Meredith : She's upstairs in Procedure Room A. That's all I know.

 Joan : A mother knows her own child, Dr. Karev. And that is not my child.

 Joan : we still don't know where our girl is. Do you understand?

 Joan : How am I supposed to tell him? How do I tell either of them?

 Richard : - Things have changed. - No, no. Nothing has changed.

 Wilson : Thank God. But my question was, do you really want Cuddy,

 Wilson : But if you're serious, and you don't treat it seriously, then you will get hurt.

 Wilson : And if you don't accept that, then accept that she will get hurt.

 Chase : - What are you doing? - I'm doing what we came here to do.

 Cameron : - You're not worried about... - Things I can't do anything about?

Call me old-fashioned, but I need to have sex at least three times

 Barney : Do you remember how awesome it was to be co-workers...

 Martha Rodgers : I choose to take the higher ground and ignore that.

 Castle : These are my patented special pancakes that I make for Alexis.

 Castle : Mother, you are forever forbidden from practicing the art of Pancake-do.

 Castle : Yes, of course I do. But Columbia is just a cab ride away.

 Castle : Right now is just Alexis' time to make her own way in the world.

 Kate Beckett : You seem to have adopted a real Zen-like attitude

Well, I've realized I've been a little overprotective of Alexis at times.

 Castle : But since she's left for Columbia, I've learned to let go.

 Castle : I've come to realize that, like a bird, Alexis needed to leave the nest.

 Penny : and I'm just hoping we can put this whole thing behind us.

 Raj : Kind of says something about the man who could bed you both.

 Alexis : Ash and I held hands while she sang our song. It was so great.

 Martha : I stopped being emotionally invested in your girlfriends

 Martha : after you dumped that darling Lizzie in eleventh grade.

 Amy : I can't stand the thought of you getting locked up over me.

 Ryan : Probably why he shelled out for Pete's truck damage, too.

 Espsotio : His personal account isn't the only thing that's tapped out.

 Espsotio : The Old Haunt was barely breaking even. Operating at a loss most days.

 Ryan : One for the new brass rail and one for the new wood for the bar.

 Beckett : A consignment receipt from Hagen and Graham auction house?

 Esposito : And with his union card gone, it looks like he found something else to sell.

 Castle : Now here's a place that honors history and values craftsmanship.

 Beckett : You're pretty into this whole preserving history stuff, huh?

 Steven Heisler : So sorry to have kept you waiting. I'm Steven Heisler, Associate Director.

 Joey : - What's going on? - We'll talk later! Everything's fine!

It's not the same. Sheldon doesn't know he's being mean. The part of his brain...

 Bernadette : ...that should know is getting a wedgie from the rest of his brain.

 Howard : Fine. I'll just make him do a couple more things, then I'll stop.

l wanna remind you, you promised to take me dress-shopping tomorrow!

 Beckett : I mean, here's a guy who's been carrying his 54th key fob

I gotta tell you, I don't know how much longer I can keep this up.

 Beckett : You know, I hear it helps if you think about baseball.

 Beckett : You know, the night before I met you, I went home to read a book.

 Sheldon : Seriously. I feel like I've got a fish tank in my pelvis.

 Sheldon : Because I'm trying to decide between getting an Xbox One or a PS4.

 Sheldon : I'm employing the work of Dutch researcher, Mirjam Tuk,

 Sheldon : who found that people with full bladders make better decisions.

 Penny : I killed it. I was even able to cry real tears right on the spot.

 CHRISTINA : - You have nothing to worry about. - I'm not worried. Not anymore.

You and Meredith having a "we're best friends, we're cool" secret time things?

 CHRISTINA : - You are operating on his father today. - I am aware of that. And I am fine.

 CHRISTINA : We have to figure out our story and come up with a plan.

 Esposito : Which means he must have used this bag within the last two days.

 Castle : Six of them, all within the last five years. What do you think that means?

 Penny : The real question is, what is he doing in your apartment?

 Marvin "oz" Osminkowski : You sure took a big step down in the wardrobe department.

We got you dead to rights on possession with the intent to sell.

 Marvin "oz" Osminkowski : I don't know what you're talking about.

 Marvin "oz" Osminkowski : I had to get those country boys back.

 Marvin "oz" Osminkowski : But I didn't have anything to do with Hixton, I swear.

 Castle : Oddly enough, people saw you there right about the time he was killed.

 Beckett : with witnesses claiming to see you at the crime scene?

 Marvin "oz" Osminkowski : Maybe I had hard feelings about my medical condition,

 Marvin "oz" Osminkowski : and maybe I paid Hixton a visit to discuss them.

 Marvin "oz" Osminkowski : But I abandoned ship before I got to his door.

 Beckett : You were hot to straighten Hixton out, and you changed your mind?

 Marvin "oz" Osminkowski : I took the elevator up to Hixton's place.

 Marvin "oz" Osminkowski : there was a guy standing right there. He got a good look at me.

 Marvin "oz" Osminkowski : he would've pointed me out in a lineup, easy.

 Bernadette : Howie, how come you never say anything sweet like that?

 Beckett : You were kicked out of the hotel for throwing a crazy party?

 Castle : No, they moved the rest of the dates of the Derrick Storm book tour

 Beckett : I'm sorry. That was lack of sleep, not lack of enthusiasm.

 Beckett : He got picked up on 12th Street by a black town car for a late-night meet.

 Castle : Maybe it's time we brought Ryan and Esposito into the loop on this.

 Phoebe : No, no, no. Not a Richard thing. Just put down the glass and get out.

 Phoebe : Okay, fine. Use my happy place. Just don't move anything in there.

 Phoebe : Betting and wagering of any kind are not permitted in the happy place.

 House : It'd be rude to stand up a guy who just loaned me 5 grand.

 Cameron : You're not the least bit curious what his parents are like?

 Chase : Probably tormented his parents, not the other way around.

 Foreman : Yeah, he was either a fast runner or one hell of a fighter.

 Cameron : Is there something important that you and House need to discuss over dinner?

 Wilson : You know, this is the fourth time I've loaned him money.

 Beckett : - That he was hiding from someone? - No, everybody loved Doug.

 Castle : Did he owe anybody money, or have any financial problems?

 Melanie Kopek : I mean, his hours at the travel agency got cut back,

 Melanie Kopek : But if he were in trouble he would've raided his scuba fund.

 Stan Kopek : Yeah. He was always saying that someday when his ship came in,

 Melanie Kopek : He would put a portion of his paycheck in an account every month.

 Melanie Kopek : You just never think something like this is gonna happen,

 Beckett : If Doug was hiding from someone, he wasn't doing a very good job.

 Beckett : Apparently, he hasn't missed a day of work until yesterday.

 Castle : So, he wasn't in hiding, he didn't owe anybody any money,

 Gary : Women who had second thoughts about being in our videos.

 Esposito : So, I just got off the phone with Tiffany Shaw's PR rep.

 Esposito : Not only does she wear a 36-D like our murder weapon,

 Ryan : So far, she's not in any of this footage that we got from Troy.

 Ryan : Tell you the truth, what happens in those club bathrooms,

 Barney : But you do know, you do know. That's the thing. You know.

 Nadia : They add small little lies so they don't have to face the truth.

No, I do forgive, as long as the good things they do outweigh the...

...by an escaped mentaI patient who, in his own words, wanted to : 

And I'm not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feeI badly about it.

 Sofia : Where I come from, it's rude to look through a lady's purse.

 Sofia : I'm very anxious to get that clutch back, as you well know.

 Marshall : I'll call my dad after Dr. Stangel gives me the thumbs up.

 Marshall : I mean, telling him good news is what makes it feel real to me.

 Marshall : I found an amazing Viking lamp that fits right on the coffee table,

 Marshall : But the news that I might not be able to give him a grandchild?

 Marshall : You know, like, I don't even know how to have that conversation.

 Izzie : The MRI came out clean, but I saw a ditzel. There's something here.

 Bailey : Yep, you're right. There's an AVM on his left temporal lobe.

 Izzie : - I'll schedule the OR for tonight. - Ohh, back up, girl.

 Bailey : The attending has to see films. We need consent forms.

 Bailey : Believe it or not, Stevens, we have to follow protocol.

 Izzie : But if the AVM looks like it's gonna blow, we fix it, right?

I'm going to cut here from the base of the neck to the rib cage.

 Esposito : Man, these guys look guilty of tax evasion, not home invasion.

 Beckett : I'd let you borrow it, Esposito, but you stretched out the last one.

 Mayor : Why didn't you tell me you were gonna be at this shindig?

 Mayor : - I would've given you a ride. - Oh, last-minute thing.

 Castle : Listen, Mr. Mayor, I'd like to present to you Detective Kate Beckett.

 Castle : - Kate Beckett, you know the mayor. - So this is Detective Beckett.

 Beckett : - It's an honor to meet you, sir. - Please, call me Bob.

 Esposito : Well, here's the thing. The guy's a washed-up actor.

 House : Keep him on antibiotics, check his hearing and paralysis every hour.

 House : that the conscious mind can't solve during the day, remember?

 Foreman : We should start treatment for the uranium toxicity like you said.

 Cameron : he would have told us to do it the last time you brought it up.

 Jason : They're gonna be through that door any moment, just show me the tumor.

 Ted voix off : I was always working even when I wasn't at work.

 Castle : Mother, prepare to feast on the finest omelet in the land

 Castle : I seem to remember asking you to make me an E.T. Halloween costume

 Martha : The point is, proper wardrobe helps an actor connect to the words.

 Castle : Well, you haven't talked about it for a long time, so I thought...

 Alexis : Because every time I did, I saw the look on your face.

 Alexis : I did, and there's no downside. It's a great university.

 Alexis : Ashley's there. I mean, I'll have enough credits to graduate early.

 Castle : Yeah, but don't you want to finish off senior year with your friends?

 Howard : Yeah, I've worked with Hawking, I talked you up. He knows your research.

 Sheldon : Should a guy with no name and a red shirt really go on an expedition?

 Raj : Hey, don't discourage him. This is a fantastic opportunity.

 Sheldon : Would you like to hear a classic Sheldon Cooper factoid?

 Sheldon : Did you know that the highest number of drowning accidents...

 Leonard : Interesting that you would bring that up when I might go work on a boat.

 Sheldon : Well, that's the thing about factoids, they're interesting.

You don't want me going on this trip because you're afraid to be alone.

 Esposito : Beckett, where are you? We've got half the force looking for you.

 Beckett : I don't know where I am or who the hell Elena Markov is,

 Gates : Can we at least narrow it down to the area where the call was made?

Congratulations. You crossed the line into completely useless. Get out.

If you must know the truth, I didn't want to lose a good assistant.

That was just a theory. There's a lot of theories that didn't pan out : 

 House : Well, luckily for you, we don't need daddy to figure that one out.

 House : Guy whiffed twice trying to pick up a cup right in front of him.

 House : means that we have whittled our list of genetic diseases

 Masters : After everything he's been through, now we have to tell him,

 Wilson : He's taking up six handicapped spaces with a monster truck.

 Cuddy : It's only four, and he's gonna get rid of it after the wedding.

 Phoebe : Mike's not worth this. You're an attractive, intelligent woman...

I don't like to kiss and tell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend.

Oh, my God, you know, maybe you're right. Maybe I don't need him.

 Precious : Screw you, Mike. You're a coward and a bastard, and I hope you rot in hell!

 Chandler : Honey? You've been in there for a long time. Is everything okay?

So the Plaza. We'll get some mai tais? Maybe no more for you though.

 Marshall : This painting is the worst thing that's ever happened to me.

 Cristina : Having the procedure does not necessarily improve the outcome.

 Mrs. Glass : My mom died of breast cancer when she was in her 40s.

My chances are pretty much lose-Iose, whichever way you look at it,

 Cristina : Look, if you think you're gonna get any, think again.

 Cristina : Look it up, research it and get someone to assist you.

 Amy : I'm so humiliated. I sat there the whole time we were watching Grease...

 Amy : Yes, too much. Because our friendship is fundamentally asymmetrical.

l don't think you put a number on how much one person likes another.

 Amy : If you don't like feet, you can try dollars. The painting set me back 3 grand.

Let me tell you, there was no room for excess anything in there.

 Rachel : I'll work right under the director. It's the perfect job for me!

 Raj : -Then let go of the ring and go. -Actually, I wouldn't mind going too. Heh.

 Castle : evil spirits who reach out from the beyond for all your films.

 Castle : I was just wondering if you knew how to stop those pesky suckers.

 Slaughter : You threaten enough guys, you get a feel for their honesty.

 Ryan : Jenny's been bugging me to set you up with her cousin, Ramona.

 Castle : All right. Hey, and buddy, I am never going to forget this.

 Castle : Let's do this. What's the worst that can happen, right?

 Sheldon entering, wrapped in duvet : Leonard, my comforter fell down and my sinuses hurt when I bend over.

 Esposito : First thing she would do is open an investigation on Montgomery.

 Ryan : You want to see the files, you're gonna have to talk to him.

 Ryan : We go against her orders on this, we could all lose our badges.

RYAN : If she keeps looking into this, we could all lose our jobs.

 Esposito : Shooter's still out there. How's she supposed to live like that?

 Ryan : Gunshots to the chest, huh? Good thing Beckett sat this one out.

The company's completely solvent. Our factory is state-of-the-art.

 Castle : Larceny, betrayal, murder, and you looting millions from MexiSolar.

 Beckett : But since you had Eric Vaughn signing off on all of the reports,

 Castle : Until Arthur Felder wanted to see where his money was going.

 Beckett : You knew that the paper trail would make it look like

 Beckett : So you hired a hit man, except he killed the wrong guy.

 Beckett : The bank that transferred the money to Cindy Paralti captured an IP address.

 House : Okay, your heart rate's up, BP's tanking. White blood count'.-s at 500.

 Chase : What mimics a clot, but isn't a clot? Fungal infection?

 Chase : We're on our own here. So just give me some theories we can use.

 Young Ethan : You're actually gonna throw this away because it's "icky"?

 Monica : This isn't easy for me either. I wish things were different.

Because that other thing, I thought you were onto something. But it did nothing for me.

 Monica : Can we change the topic? Because it's really doing nothing for me.

If I hadn't left you one, you two might've never gotten together.

 Phoebe : Tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night.

Hey, listen, can I ask you a question? When you and Monica first hooked up...

If felt like, "I can't believe we haven't been doing this the whole time. "

I can tell from your expressions that's the good news you were hoping for.

 Phoebe : Thanks. Clearly this is a very, very hard time for you.

 Phoebe : But we provided a service, and we deserve to be paid...

 Phoebe : We are not leaving here until we are paid every penny, because...

 Bernadette : and tearing down other women is part of my pageant training.

 Carcano : Plus, if I had someone disappear, he'd stay that way.

Well, he did, until a developer decided to tear down that building.

 Carcano : If you boys have any more questions, talk to my attorney.

 Carcano : You know, after this long, the truth is hard to find.

 Beckett : The only '70s outfit she had was her Foxy Brown Halloween costume.

 Victoria Gates : I'm sorry, Detective, but it's out of my hands.

 Beckett : What about the case? They're going to compromise the investigation...

 Gates : But a decision has been made and I expect you to comply with it.

 Gates : In cooperation with the NYPD's Public Affairs division,

 Gates : I think you will find everyone here more than accommodating.

 Cameron : Obviously we missed some foreign tissue. There's something still in him.

 Foreman : The hallucinations and seizures indicate problems in the temporal lobe.

 House : Our tag must not have penetrated the blood brain barrier.

 House : Don't use an IV this time, get it right into the brain.

 Foreman : His symptoms are neurological. His condition has to be neurological.

 House : Brain cells are structurally different. They express a different protein.

 Howard : ...that she smuggled out of occupied Belgium in a cat.

 Monica : Maybe the Janices won't get it! Maybe the other couple will.

The only way that'll happen is if the other couple are the Hitlers!

- We can turn this one into a guesthouse! - That's a great idea!

 Monica : Okay. But if we don't get this house, she'll still show up wherever we go.

 Monica : At least if she's here, it eliminates the element of surprise.

 Monica : ...that make your balls jump back up inside your body!

 Beckett : Uh, yeah. She developed a code when she was in law school

 Beckett : I gave it to contacts in the NSA, the FBI, Military Intelligence.

 Beckett : She was on her way to the restaurant to meet us the night that she was killed.

 Chandler : -I was not flirting. -And on your anniversary. For shame!

 Rachel : Ross, we broke up two years ago. You've been married since then.

And then my mom locked me out of the house, so I couldn't find it.

 Frank : Then I tried to find a pay phone, and the receiver was cut off.

We got in a fight. She said that I was too immature to get married.

 Sheldon : about Howard's many excellent qualities that I believe

 Sheldon : when there are much more serious security threats to pursue.

 Robin : I did not know you were such a fan of new dart, barney.

 Mrs Cooper : She also goes a little overboard on the "Iove thy neighbor."

 Mrs Cooper : Could probably use that chat you had with Mary Magdalene.

 Leonard : It's probably a little late to ask you to make me taller.

If you could help out with my girIfriend. She's all the way in lndia.

 Heather : I've been doing it my whole life. Nothing's changing any time soon,

 Amy : Sheldon, you are the most shallow, seIf-centered person I have ever met.

A tiara. I have a tiara. Put it on me, put it on me, put it on me...

 Foreman : which obviously led to the rage attacks that made him become a murderer

 House : You smell that? I think that is the stink of hypocrisy.

 Beckett : and use that to uncover whoever's behind the LokSat memo.

 Hyde : But I recommend you keep a security detail at all times.

Don't you give me that look. That sad little soulful, little puppy routine.

If everybody did that, we'd never find a donor for anyone again.

 Adams : Everybody doesn't lie, cheat or steal from their friends.

 House : They always get perky when you're being painfully earnest.

 House : More truth, I only noticed because Chase was staring at them.

 House : He'd never admit it because he doesn't want to offend you.

 House : but you pretend you don't because it makes you feel civilized.

 Chase : They have the same disease. You want to give them different treatments? - What the hell are you doing?

Therapeutic trial, to find the cause of the infection. - That's wrong.

 House : Who knows how many more haven't started showing symptoms yet? - We have a duty to these two.

 House : If these two have different reactions, we'll know how to save the rest.

 Foreman : So you're condemning one of these kids to die based on random chance?

 Hospital Attorney : Do you want to get sued, lose your license, House?

 Hospital Attorney : Well, generally I'd applaud that, but my job is to protect this hospital,

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on there, slick. We didn't all go to law school.

 House : Your advice is that I should use medical reasons to make medical decisions? Hmm, that's not gonna be as easy.

 Attorney : Any medical justification. It doesn't need to be a good one.

Well, "Hartig" sounds Jewish, so does aztreonam, so we'll take the Hartig kid off vancomycin.

 Cuddy : - You can't experiment on babies. - Doctors experiment all the time.

 Cuddy : - On adults, with their consent. - Fine. I'll get the parents' consent.

 Attorney : Their informed consent. They have to know the other kid is getting a different treatment.

 Beckett : Then what happened to the paperwork after Sam left your apartment?

 Beckett : I would have thought I would have found it on his body.

 Beckett : So, uniforms found this in your apartment's trash bin.

 Gates : some of my detectives keep me informed as to their whereabouts.

 Gates : Thanks to you two, I'm instituting a new policy in our department.

 Martinez : The exotic animal trade is a million-dollar industry,

 Martinez : Ruth and her boys were making millions off her breeding farm.

 Beckett : And then wealthy clients would smuggle them past Customs

 Martinez : trafficking endangered species is a criminal offense.

And then maybe, you know, after, we can grab a bite to eat or whatever.

 James : Whether or not they're going to spend their Saturday night

 Beckett : the pouch that you're looking for is about five feet long.

 Beckett : - Then how'd it get up on your site? - Sorry, it's a text.

 Beckett : along with records of site traffic over the past five years.

 Esposito : Yeah, you should stay here and wait for the Assistant AG.

 Esposito : She's on her way up from D.C. to bring some federal muscle.

 Alexis : Vikram showed up at a hotel in Midtown an hour after they left the prison.

 Alexis : I'm not a kid anymore, Dad. Beckett's family. I'll call you after.

 Castle : Gina got her tickets, too. Front row. Backstage access.

 Beckett : Maybe, but at least it means she cared enough to do it, right?

 Beckett : We need to ask you a few questions about Dr. Valerie Monroe.

 Leonard Maloney : You want to talk about Valerie, call my office.

 Beckett : If you don't cooperate, I'm gonna be forced to arrest you.

 Arthur : That was a mistake. You should have fired him a year ago.

 Marshall : that is what's wrong with this company. How can we say "GNB Cares,"

 Marshall : Sure, he made a few mistakes, but everybody makes mistakes.

 Marshall : Randy doesn't need to be fired. He needs to be fixed.

 Marshall : when they screw up, we should... we should help them.

 Arthur : I changed the ice pack on his crotch every hour for three days.

 Cuddy : You feel guilty because Wilson's the one that's alone and not you?

 Masters : If it's hit her brain, that could mean she doesn't have long.

So then the question becomes, "Will the sister show up at the funeral?"

 Masters : Maybe we're missing something from the apartment, some lifestyle thing.

 Foreman : Yeah, it's all muscle strain from doing her hundreds ofjigsaw puzzles.

 Leonard : ...but he's not, because in fact, you're dating her...

 Sheldon : Amy just hurt my feelings. I want to break up with her.

 Howard : I never thought I'd say this, but Penny got a job today.

 Castle : Mrs. Fink, can you think of anyone who would hate your husband enough

 Esposito : - His assistant. - I thought Darius was his assistant?

 Angelica Fink : His old assistant. Victor fired Rocco a few months back.

 Angelica Fink : - Why? - He fired that little insect over money.

 Angelica Fink : And, boy, did Rocco go crazy, making all kinds of threats.

 Angelica Fink : "I'm gonna get you, Fink." But you know what, no.

 Angelica Fink : Rocco, he wasn't even a man. He was more like a flea.

 Castle : You suppose the flea had a gun? A tiny gun with vanishing bullets?

 Beckett : Ice bullets and fleas with guns? Do you have writer's block again?

 Castle : and sold millions of copies. I figure, why be limited by logic?

 Beckett : The wife said that Rocco called and left threatening messages for Fink.

 Ryan : You should probably hang onto that. Inhaler, grocery bag, keys.

 Ryan : Are you telling me you don't remember, at all, what any of that's for?

 Rachel : Easy, mimey, the moment has passed. It ain't gonna happen.

 Monica : Is that why you did it in the secret hallway, where nobody ever goes?

 Beckett : Well, I'm telling you where to begin. Diamondback Old West Ranch.

 Sheriff : That resort is the lifeblood of our little tourist town.

 Gates : Well, at least you were invited to the champagne toast.

 Gates : I'll call the feds and see if they can intercede on our behalf.

 Beckett : By then, any evidence or witnesses could be long gone.

 Taub : I still think it's AIDS. On the off chance it isn't, we're pursuing other avenues.

 Mr. Geller : Judy, relax. This is our little Harmonica we're talking about.

 Mr. Geller : - Ten percent of your paycheck, where does it go? - In the bank.

 Mr. Geller : So she dips into her savings. That's what it's there for.

Not some infallible super-cop who swoops in every time to save the day.

 Zhang : I was scanning surveillance video of Henry's apartment complex,

 Beckett : Meaning after Henry left the repo yard, he went back home.

 Esposito : Tech was able to pull the numbers off the license plate.

 Ryan : Every year, he makes their top 20 list for drug dealers,

 Zhang : Billy Hicks started Henry on a life of crime, hired him as an enforcer.

 Castle : Well, then he's probably the reason Henry was murdered.

 Beckett : That's probably why Glassman approached him at The Jade Temple.

 Howard : Were you quoting someone or is it tattooed on the small of your back?

 Raj : I was quoting a man who knows a thing or two about women : Sir Elton John.

 Leonard : So did you love it? Of course you loved it. Tell me how much you loved it.

 Leonard : I don't understand how you can watch a show that great and not be excited by it.

 Penny : Oh, come on, don't be like that. I'm sorry I called it cute.

 Lily : Today, I yelled at a little girl for painting a rainbow.

 Marshall : But I think you're going to have to sell your stuff.

 Phoebe : I can't talk to you. I don't have a fancy ad in the yellow pages.

 Joey : I promise, I won't touch a guitar until you say I'm ready.

 Slaughter : trying to corner the market on the city's crank trade.

 Shaw : I want every one of these guys in our custody before midnight.

 Castle : They all say the same thing. "We work with dead bodies all day,

 Phoebe : We should talk about that because I don't understand what happened there.

...Ms. Hotshot-Chef-at-the-Big-Fancy- Restaurant-With-the-Best-Chicken-Ever?

 House : if they don't question you, they won't get any answers,

 Foreman : Or you made up that B.S. Because you like humiliating me.

 House : So just remember, the rabbit goes around the tree and jumps down the hole.

 House : Lepto, schisto, hemo and the fourth Marx Brother nobody ever heard of.

 Deb : My husband's having a heart attack! Can somebody help me, please?

 Derek : You want me to bring on the heat? I'll bring on the heat. "Omphalocele. "

 Derek : Mark that. We've hit the language center. We have to pull back.

 Bailey : Dr. Shepherd's working on it. I don't want you to be scared.

 Bailey : All right, Andrew, spell "omphalocele" one more time for me.

 Foreman : Vogler called Admitting. Admitting called Justice. Justice came and took him away.

 Cuddy : - You can't just cut a department. - You can't control him.

 Vogler : My colleague has just informed me she has a singular talent.

your patient... From what you understand... He's not your patient.

You're not even a doctor. - John Smith is here only because of a court order.

 Vogler : I had the records faxed to the judge. She rescinded the order.

 House : - Why bother? Just to piss me off? - Keeping the government off our ass.

 Taub : But there's no way a broken wrist explains... Adams, come with me.

 House : Those guys kicked your guys hard enough to do lasting damage.

 House : You didn't even look when presented with two reasonably attractive tuchi.

 House : People generally listen with their ears, leaving their eyes free to wander.

 House : I'm guessing that your testosterone level is just below Bieber.

 House : Do a blood test to confirm, then start hormone replacement.

 House : Kid, on the other hand, is presumably fluent in gibberish.

 House : which is a giant step up from being a sledge-hammering psychopath.

 Park : Scleroderma, advanced to the point that it's affecting his brain?

 House : Interesting that you keep falling for it when I say, "Interesting."

 Sheldon : You can defecate in peace. That's a win for both of us.

 Sheldon : I say situations like this make me feel the same way.

 Leonard : If this sweater shuts you up, I'm gonna make a fortune

 Marshall : My mom can go rent it for us after she's done digging out the car.

 Lily : - But, Judy, you said... - If Marshall could stay here forever,

Mom, please, l know you love your new lips, but l can barely understand you.

 Rachel : Would you please just let me say good night to my daughter?

l was just saying good night to Emma, and she said her first words.

 VICKY : You're missing the fact that Dr. Sloan is planning to remove

 MEREDITH : Daniel Gibson, 34, in for sexual reassignment surgery.

 MARK : Donna. Not Daniel. She's been living as Donna for two years. Come on.

We need to run pre-op labs. Make sure everything's in working order.

 Alfred : Look, I promise you, neither I, nor anyone, has ever said that.

 Randall : You know, It's hard to believe I've never met Leonard.

 Beckett : Odette's credit card spending was pretty much steady.

 Samuel Lynchberg : And now I have the unfortunate task of handling Odette's estate as well.

 Lynchberg : Per Odette's wishes, it goes to the Graham Morton Foundation.

 Lynchberg : Of particular concern to me during that time was her spending.

 Lynchberg : Odette would get drunk and spontaneously buy a car.

 Lynchberg : But then after the train accident last year, all that stopped.

 Lynchberg : It was refreshing to those of us who cared about her.

 Lynchberg : I was worried that last month's credit card charges

 Beckett : This is the weirdest spending spree I have ever seen.

 Beckett : Odette spent tens of thousands of dollars on clothes,

 Chandler : Don't tell us what's gonna happen. I like being surprised.

 Chandler : When last we left you, you were in love with, you know.

 Denise : There wasn't any money missing from the scholarship fund.

 Denise : how it made you confess to crimes you hadn't committed.

 Sheldon : Anyway, it occurs to me, if I ever did perfect a time machine...

 Sheldon : Thus eliminating the need for me to invent it in the first place.

 Sheldon : - Interesting. - Yeah, it really takes the pressure off.

We'll avoid Finkleday, meet the new head, congratulate him, shake his hand and go.

 MARK : - Grounded on account of bad weather. - It's a cloudless sky.

 MARK : - Sit down. Have a drink with me. - I'm not having a drink with you.

 ADDISON : - I am working. At work. Not here. - So coffee. All right?

They think it's weird they can do all this so they don't tell anybody

 MEGAN : Like yesterday, in school, this kid said I was full of it.

 MEGAN : I had to let him punch me in the stomach 25 times before he believed me.

 CRISTINA : We'll have cardiology check this and then you'll be good to go.

 Sheldon-bot : Together, in this car, with my enhanced capabilities,

 Sheldon-bot : Solvay Conference on the theory of radiation and quanta.

 Beckett : You escaped onto Walter's boat, turning your husband into a wife killer.

 Jane : She knew what he did to me! Why couldn't she just leave it alone?

 Castle : I mean, I know your apartment is habitable again, I just...

 Beckett : Do you want me here because you actually want me here?

 Beckett : If it gets to be too much, you can come and stay at my place.

 Meredith : Are you sure it's okay that I'm going to Paris without you?

 Penny : Oh, okay. Well, I was hoping, um, you could do me a favor.

...you could give me his number so I can arrange for them to meet.

 Penny : -Then why did you tell me you had it? -I don't know. Just chatting.

 Stuart : You're looking at a guy who could very well get stood up by a stray cat tonight.

 Stuart : I will give you the address if you go to my cousin's wedding with me.

 Foreman : You see a positive allergy test and decide it's infection?

 Chase : If she is allergic, antibiotics could cause a massive systemic reaction.

Luckily, Alice Hartmann has a mom, who is willing to see reason.

 House : Almost anything works after boxing except the word game.

 House : because you feel like a jerk for baking buns in two different ovens.

 Workman : The rivets go pop, I slide in the heating pad. Easy peasy.

 Foreman : There'll be MPs stationed at every entrance to the second floor,

 House : Every time there's people in uniform in the cafeteria, they get served first.

 Foreman : I'll speak with the cafeteria staff about showing more disrespect.

 Park : No fever. Why couldn't they take care of him at a military hospital?

 House : Blowing the whistle is honorable, precisely because it's not dutiful.

I'm sorry, you said "blowing." Maybe you were going somewhere else with that?

 Park : He anonymously downloaded a computer file from a secure page

 Park : EEG was normal because he was faking it to avoid going to prison.

 Chandler : -I didn't nail the boxes to the floor. -So you can move them!

 Chandler : And while I'm doing that, Ross has a great computer story for you.

I've just been thinking about how my baby and I are gonna be all alone.

Please. He'll be with his real family. The twins and little Miss New Boobs.

I figured we just go through these until something points to Stone,

 Castle : or to Erin Wilson, or anything else we're dealing with here.

 Beckett : The first one is that pharmaceutical lab cited for losing samples of a flu virus.

 Beckett : I mean, how is that telling us anything we don't already know?

 Castle : "I demand Erin be flown to a non-extradition country."

 Ryan : First, he demanded her release, and then he brought up the Maldives.

 Beckett : then why would he wait to mention the Maldives until later?

 Castle : For the same reason he asked about Erin Wilson's release

 Lanie : This is Stone, back when he was just holding them all hostage.

 Lanie : It's only a matter of time before he's not able to think clearly.

 House : Set off by a stroke, or is there a pony in the backyard?

The current issue isn't the split brain. The surgery corrected...

 House : Most people who have this operation don't even notice they're missing anything.

The right brain is more aesthetically oriented, has greater facial recognition.

 House : It's a universal daisy chain of peace and love that throws buns at people.

 House : Good morning, sunshine. We got a brand new toy, you want to play?

By "euphemism," I mean when you say something but mean something else.

 House : that the rest of the guys you'll be graduating with are going to lead,

 Cuddy : I heard House and Wilson are getting pranked by someone.

 Lucas : I still don't understand why you wouldn't let me retaliate, though.

 Wilson : You didn't provoke Marcus to quit so the pranks would stop.

 Wilson : You were becoming the common enemy they could bond over.

 House : I provoked Marcus to quit because he was no longer useful to me.

 Stacy : but I'm sure they're going to try to distinguish it by...

 Stacy : Sorry. They'll try to distinguish it relying on the minority opinion.

 House : You know why people sit in waiting rooms? This is gonna be good.

 House : People think the closer they're sitting to the operating room, the more they care.

 Stacy : That's why I'm here. I'm not moving until everybody sees me.

It's a medical question. Because if I am, his paranoia isn't paranoia.

 Stacy : It's a justified response and therefore not a legitimate symptom.

 Foreman : if we keep confusing her attending with these secret meds.

 House : I don't care about confusing the attending. I want this woman...

 Foreman : Amphotericin B is dangerous in itself. It's a poison.

 Foreman : That's why it kills fungi. It'll give her fever, chills...

 Bailey : And although they can't say it because you are the boss of them,

 Bailey : most of these people at this moment are praying... not that they'll live,

 Bailey : not that the pain will subside, they're praying to God

 Meredith : and he's standing there talking about putting the dog down.

 Meredith : And he hates Finn. Who, by the way, is great with dogs.

 Cristina : I mean, how controlling and macho and petulant is that?

 Meredith : At least he's not shooting people or putting down dogs.

- Um, I... I told a lie... to Dr. Burke. - Good for you. Fight the power.

 Izzie : There's this guy ahead of Denny on the transplant list.

 Meredith : - He'll get the next heart, Iz. - No! He needs to get this heart!

 Ross : ...so Carol and I went behind those mechanical Dutch children.

 Castle : Thank you for your help, sweetie. I am so behind on my deadline.

 Alexis : That's 'cause you always find new ways to procrastinate.

 Martha : Yes. And that wonderful actress Madge Vance got my part,

 Castle : Please tell me there's been a murder, otherwise I'll have to continue writing.

 Foreman : Not like we haven't been working together for two years now.

 Foreman : He was honest, took responsibility. It was kind of weird.

 Cameron : Is Thirteen around? I need her to sign off on her ER transfer.

 Taub : Test results. Surprise, surprise, Marcus Webly was wrong.

 Thirteen : Myelofibrosis fits, but testing takes at least 48 hours.

 Thirteen : How many times have you lied to the transplant committee?

We're not just gonna leave them to die while you fixate on Kutner.

You deduce that by removing your sunglasses to the strains of a Who song?

 Cameron : Suicide means you could have helped him, murder lets you off the hook.

 Sebastian : Stoia Tucker makes medications right here in New Jersey.

 Sebastian : They have warehouses full of the stuff. There's more than enough to go around.

 Foreman : - You didn't do anything. - That has been my position all along.

His chestx-rays are negative, so he's not contagious at this point.

Do you ever notice how all the self-sacrificing women in history,

 House : The men, on the other hand, get so much fuzz it's crazy.

 Lisa Cuddy : He's gonna make up twice his skipped hours in the clinic.

 Lisa Cuddy : And for protecting him, you're gonna make up twice that.

 Greg House : I didn't yell at you when I thought you were wrong.

 Sidney Curtis : Because of your inexperience, your poor judgment

 Marshall : jiggity-jamminest dudes and dudettes this side of...

- This is familiar territory for you. - There is nothing familiar about this.

 MEREDITH : - Dark and twisty? - The mother with the Alzheimer's,

 GEORGE : You are dark and twisty and now Izzie is dark and twisty.

 Richard voice over : The seven years you spend as a surgical resident

 ALEX : It's just an excuse to get us all happy and drunk before they torture us.

 IZZIE : You don't think I can be a surgeon? I can be a surgeon.

 Beckett : So, he killed her elsewhere, and then brought her here.

 Esposito : Yeah, which means the crime scene could be anywhere.

 Castle : which seems to suggest a significant amount of premeditation,

 Castle : but the murder itself, suffocation, might indicate a crime of passion.

 Ryan : Do you really think we're gonna find a logical explanation?

 Beckett : Only a handful of bondage shops in the city do custom work,

 Castle : "Only a handful of shops"? Okay, what aren't you telling me?

 Ryan : It's a little creepy doing this with you breathing on my neck.

Sorry, bro. I'd do it on mine, but IA checks browser history, so...

 Esposito : - What does that thing do? - Looks like a potato peeler.

 Beckett : This has all the makings of a sex crime, but there's no sex involved.

 Scott : You don't know that. I mean, he's in pain right now, but...

 Claudia : Nick has survived three reoccurrences of his leukemia.

The patient's parents apparently don't want to be parents anymore.

or they're gonna shut down production on Raiders of the Nubian Temple.

 Beckett : and he said that your divorce was anything but amicable.

 Kat : We're actors. We're passionate people. Things got stormy at times.

 Beckett : Because you wanted the Malibu house, and he didn't want to give it to you.

 Beckett : Remember the incident where you discharged a firearm? At him?

 Mark : I don't want to take the man's hands. Once the infection gets that deep,

Yeah, well, she was kind of... Don't worry, though, I talked to the chief.

Here's the thing. Seattle Police Department's been on this for weeks.

 Alex : They've been in contact with Missing Persons from all 50 states,

 Alex : Know how many people are trying to find you? You do know.

You know how many relatives you have, if your parents are dead or alive,

if you've got a sister who cries 'cause she has no idea what happened to you.

- If you won't tell anybody, I will. - What are you going to say?

 Jane Doe : You don't know my real name. You don't know anything about me.

Rachel, I've seen you naked a million times. I ate hot fudge off you naked.

 House : Most people in your situation just have their careers to worry about.

 House : Tell me how it happened, and I'll tell them whatever you want.

 Wilson : She didn't have any groceries, she was too sick to go out,

 House : His name is not Wilson and he's screwed up worse than I am.

 House : Half the doctors who specialize in oncology turn into burned-out cases.

 Wilson : Thanks for the game, guys. I don't think I'll be coming back.

 House : You don't just have a fetish for needy people, you marry them!

 Sidas : You know what the difference between her IQ and mine is?

 Sidas : In relation, she's closer to a gibbon than she is to me.

 Wyatt : Let me tell you about this one genius she was going out with,

 Wyatt : Yeah, but all Donnie did was mix pig poop with a little water

 Wyatt : Well, I'm just glad you finally found yourself a keeper.

 Burke : Justin, I know surgery can be frightening, but you need this heart.

 Richard : - Anxiety attacks, aneurysms and ulcers. - Must be December.

 Patricia cuts off Richard : She knows you're not in surgery. And she said to tell you, quote,

 Patricia cuts off Richard : "We are going to our niece's school pageant this morning."

Then she started using many words that I don't feel comfortable repeating.

- I have seven surgeons on vacation... - There was something about "divorce."

 Sheldon : having regular intercourse, your mind has lost its keen edge.

 Sheldon : Yes, and he never unified gravity with the other forces.

 Sheldon : How dare the university force me to go back to string theory!

 Sheldon : I can't be mollified with a beverage designed for children.

 Amy : You're always complaining about what a terrible roommate Leonard is.

 Amy : Like how he turns up the thermostat when you're not there.

 Kutner : Something's traumatizing one of the nerves that runs along your ribs.

 Kutner : His heart rate's down, sensory loss is becoming more diffuse,

 House : Or we're at the backstage door of a Duran Duran concert.

 House : The presence of the fans indicates the presence of the band.

 House : When does the absence of the fans not indicate the absence of the band?

 House : If there's no infection, it's because there aren't any fans, no white cells.

 House : You really don't think you're just overreacting to the other night?

 Cuddy : because it made me realize we not only don't have a personal relationship,

 Cuddy : It's nothing that hasn't happened a hundred times before.

 House : You can go suckle the little bastard child who makes you feel good about yourself.

 Ted : This day is tough on you, too. You sure you can absorb all that?

I don't know what is it, but things are flowing pretty smooth right now.

 Taub : knew that, because of them, he was leaving the world a better place.

 Chase : Maybe you should talk to someone who isn't a therapist.

 Bernadette : Amy was afraid to tell her mom she broke up with Sheldon.

 Phoebe : But to nice families with children and reduced-fat Wheat Thins.

 Ross : She told me to trust her, and you know what? I'm glad I did.

 Beckett : We were supposed to go to dinner together, my mom, my dad and I,

 Beckett : So, just like in Melanie's case, they couldn't think outside the box.

 Sheldon : First of all, that's a comparison of quality, not intensity.

Secondly, Star Trek I is orders of magnitude worse than Star Trek V.

 Raj : Star Trek V is the standard against which all badness is measured.

 Sheldon : Star Trek V has specific failures in writing and direction...

SHELDON : Will you at least stipulate that Star Trek IV : The Voyage Home...

 Howard : ...just outside Bakersfield. Where do you think? On Mars.

I mean, come on, look at these guys. They're professionals, right?

 Castle : They know better than to take the bottom bills from the cash drawer.

 Castle : he'd have to try every lock, until they got to the right box.

Yeah, well, I don't think they're gonna let us use the computer.

 Beckett : Pretty concerned about the pregnant bank teller, Simone.

 Trapper John : A bus with tinted windows that'll take me, my partners

 Howard : And no matter what happens, this is still a fun experiment.

 Raj : Not as fun as the night we blew up grapes in the microwave.

 Nieman : invariably hope a procedure won't just change their looks,

Kids, I bought the house we live in now way back before I ever met your mother.

 Ted : I haven't decided whether to put the fern on the right or the left side,

 Ted : And right outside, I want to put up a basketball hoop for the kids.

 Barney : We'll just tell the ladies to be careful in the winter.

 Marshall : I can't believe your giant TV is broken. It's March Madness.

Okay, I think I see what the problem is. Barney, can you grab me a screwdriver?

 Barney : I got a hundred bucks if you can be here in five, thanks.

 Ted : That's ridiculous. Everyone should know how to use tools.

 Chandler : -When have I ever done that? -When have I ever done that?

 Marshall : the laws of physics stopped and the laws of awesome tripled.

 Steve : I'm sorry. But I was on that island for what seems like eternity.

 Barney : No, 60 bucks. That's a lot of money for someone like you.

 Marshall : Dude, The Blitz isn't something that can be bought or sold.

...it feels like I'm being hit with a very tiny but a very real bat!

Hon, uh, these lovebirds wanna stay in bunkhouse 14. Is it vacant?

 Daisy May Grady : Sure is. But why? It's a single room with a twin bed.

But first, folks, we gotta get you out of those bibs and tuckers.

 Grady : Say, do either of you two know what's quicker than lightning?

I'd finished a background check. Was just giving her the down-low.

It's like, "Kid, wait a year. Leave home, do some community theater."

I thought, "That's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back."

 Monica : Wow. Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire.

 Park : The antitoxin is working. He'll be able to go home in a few days.

 Olivia : I don't want to be lied to, and I can't live like that.

 Olivia : I just know that I can't live my life feeling like we do.

 Raj : Insurance is gonna buy you a new car. It's not gonna de-funk my junk.

 Sheldon : We're Starfleet officers and a member of the Borg Collective.

 Sheldon : ...all our lives we have dreamed of finding ourselves...

 Sheldon : At this moment, we are, in fact, a Star Trek landing party...

 Sheldon : Relying only on our wits, our fortitude and our moxie.

 Howard : ...but I dedicated a song to her at the ninth-grade talent show.

 Howard : And then she came up with that sexy little chipmunk mouth...

 House : - If I can't do my job... - You really, really need to get some...

 House : How's your recovery going? Gotten around to the small muscles yet?

 Mark : It's not the size of the muscle, it's where you get to put it.

 Stacy : My goodness, it's like watching Oscar Wilde and Noel Coward in the third grade.

 House : What's he doing here anyway? He's got physio Tuesdays and Fridays.

 Wilson : Mark is in group therapy for people coping with disability.

 Wilson : - but that would be stupid. - Hey, you're... You, again.

- The hospital will run some tests... - Tests? I don't need tests. I'm fine!

You collapsed! On the floor. It's your bar. You know how filthy this floor is.

- Even George got some action. - Correction. George got some syphilis.

I'm not switching to the vagina squad or spending my life popping zits.

 Meredith : You can't just bring something like this up and expect me to drop it.

 George : - You think he's gonna be OK? - Will he need an operation?

 Derek : - Aneurysm the size of a golf ball. - No way to clip something like that.

 Cristina : - Not without magic fingers. - Or a standstill operation.

 Cristina : You're doing a standstill... He's doing a standstill operation.

 Derek : I'd like to try. First I need some additional patient history,

 Howard : He's hoping to see Epsilon Eridani dim, which would be

If you had some candles and bubbles and music, you would love it.

 Joey : Hey, Chandler. You got a minute? I really need to talk to you.

Oh, yeah. Is this a cold-pizza talk or a leftover-meat loaf talk?

 Beckett : That means he's the last one to have seen Wolf alive.

 Beckett : All right, track down Domingo and see why he was here so late,

 Beckett : I'll also need the contact info for Wolf's next of kin.

 Beckett : You can dig all you want, Castle. My secrets are safe with her.

 Beckett : Because whatever she knows about me, I know worse about her.

 Beckett : We used to hang out, big group of us, had a good time.

 Beckett : Well, if you don't know by now, I'm sure it's too late to show you one.

 David : He spent most of his childhood in and out of foster homes,

 Amy : Ever since I got here, you have been nothing but negative.

 Amy : Then I tried to help your daughter de-emphasize her flaws...

 Rachel : - Joey, where are those bags? - She has a lot of crap!

You know? When I moved in here, I thought, "This will be so great.

If the height of a step is off by as little as two millimeters...

 Sheldon : It's true. I did a series of experiments when I was 12.

 Taub : I was gonna head out. If there's any change, I assume you'll page me.

 House : Does it bother you that your wife doesn't have the guts

 House : Or is it because you now really are old enough to be their...

 Roman : He didn't. He was on the books to work last night, but he didn't show up.

 Roman : Yeah, yeah. There was that guy that showed up last week.

 Roman : When Cam saw him, he went pale. So he stepped outside to talk.

 Roman : No, but I heard the guy say something about going to prison.

 Roman : And before that guy left, he told Cam that he'd be coming back.

 Roman : he'd be staying out all night like he was scared to come back here.

 Leonard : A beta test requires people that weren't involved in the develop...

 Leonard : No, you should. Absolutely. That was me being pedantic.

 Leonard : Great. You keep a list, I'll keep a list, at some point, we'll exchange.

Nothing gets the Iadies hotter than software development analogies.

 Hunt : there's a conduit supplying it that runs through the old sewer system.

 Hunt : You cut those cables, you cut their power, lights, alarm, security video.

 Hunt : You should see a junction box with six conduits coming from it.

 Barney : I am not going to buckle up! I am your father! You will listen to me!

 Castle : about the correlation between sun-tanning and skin cancer?

 Hans : Hans Von Mannschaft is the one doing the real work out there every night.

Twelve years ago, I jumped off the top of my eight-story building

 Cameron : But the brain never completely sleeps, it's always working.

 Cameron : With MS, blood vessels are more reactive, so flow is faster.

 Weber : Data from control subjects were analyzed of a two-way ANOVA

 Wilson : You stalked this guy for 20 years just for this shot to humiliate him?

HOWARD [SHOUTING] : Really? Is that what you do when someone knocks?

[IN NORMAL TONE] Hey, buddy. What brings you to my little slice of hell?

 Howard his phone rings : Oh, Stephanie, thanks for calling me back. I was worried.

 Judy : - After all, my parents died very young. - And my cholesteroI's off the charts.

 Castle : This explains Madison's head wound, the blood on the rafters.

 Castle : Jordan threw her up there using the powers of her mind,

 Beckett : Is there a history of trouble between Jordan and Madison?

 Dunan : I heard a rumor that Madison and her friends were harassing Jordan.

 Castle : Well, if this is how she handles things, no wonder Kris and Hillary are scared.

 Ms. Payban : Jordan's still not answering. It just keeps going right to voicemail.

 House : A man who only has two blips at his disposal can still lie.

 House : You'll be up and moving in time to sign the divorce papers.

 Taub : He just admitted he wasn't in St. Louis in front of his wife.

 House : That narrows it down, depending on how popular you are.

 Lily : Oh, for the love of god, are you as sick of apologies as I am? Yes!

 Lily : Can we just skip the apology and go straight to the forgiving? Yes.

 Ted : And I promise, I will never ever call you a... You know, again.

 House : And if you can honestly say that you don't like me, you don't have fun with me,

 Dr. Simpson : And by we, you mean you. You screwed up the lungs.

l just want to thank whoever knocked on the door while l was in there.

The hard part's what comes next. Aren't you worried about the results?

l mean, oh, when Sid and l did this last time, my God, l was a mess.

 Greg House : You don't seem like the type of person who would give up on giving up.

 Mrs. Bradberry : What are you doing? Why are you saying these things to him?

 Greg House : The woman you love doesn't exist. This woman is dying.

 Greg House : She has Acute Respiratory Distress Syndrome and crush syndrome.

 Lisa Cuddy : And the second memo said to ignore the first memo.

Do you expect us to believe that you met up with Logan to apologize?

He phoned back yesterday, said he'd meet me if I gave him $3,000.

 Enver : And if that was the price to sit down with him, well, I was willing to pay it.

He must've still been afraid of me. Showed up at the diner with a piece.

 Enver : He just said he had to take care of something before it was too late.

 Castle : Is this the one Jenny made that night? That was outstanding.

 Cuddy : What's the best diagnostics department within 60 miles of here?

 Cuddy : House is in Baltimore lying to Medicaid about his billings.

 Foreman : Why'd you put me in charge if you think I can't handle it?

 Foreman : I need to know the symptoms to know which hospital to recommend.

 House : Step inside one furniture store and find one thing you like.

 Abby : Well, besides the fact that I can barely breathe and I ache all over,

 Nick : Been a while since we've gone more than a day without doing that.

 Jack Flanagan : That kid came in here looking for a job as a lingerie salesman.

Your problem is that none ofyou ever followed up with the proof.

 Flanagan : unless you're here to buy a pair of crotchless panties

 Beckett : you don't see the matchstick falling out ofyour pocket.

 Masters : I just got off the phone with Landon's DCS caseworker.

 Taub : You were right. I'm not what made my argument compelling.

 Masters : To give your bladder an antibiotic wash to protect against infection.

Well, I hate to admit it, but baby Castle over here might be right.

 Beckett : she may know something about it. So, where can I find her?

 Ryan : Her assistant says that she's out all day with some clients,

 Castle : I work here. Welcome to Richard Castle Investigations.

 Izzie : She spiked a post-op fever. You spent two hours with her.

Do you ever wake up, realize nobody likes you, and, I don't know, care?

 Burke : You don't want to meet me in the on-call room, and you don't want to talk to me.

I could pretend I know, but I don't have your home phone number.

A closet with more stilettos than yours. Didn't think it was possible.

 Miss Larson : Infectious disease. Since when does she have an infectious disease?

- Is her room ready? I can get her. - They've had the room ready for weeks.

We got a car that matches the description. Want to head over there?

 Meredith interrupts : - Burke thinks you moved in with him? - It's not important.

 Cristina : - All right, what are you doing? - What are you doing?

 Cristina : - Stop repeating what I say. - Stop asking me questions.

 George : I'm putting my foot down. Either the dog moves out or I do.

 George : Later. I'm moving out later. Because right now, I have rounds.

 Chase : Mum was living on gin and tonics. How was I supposed to take care of her? She wasn't your responsibility.

 Rowan : I'm sorry she died. I'm sorry you had to deal with that.

 Chase : The anthrax could relapse and be more resistant. Better!

 Chase : You want a negative test for every autoimmune disease known to man?

Fine. I'll get 'em. - Be home by midnight or you can't have the car this weekend.

Going back to the conference? Afternoon panel. I hope I can stay awake.

 Howard : It means after we play handball, I'm showering at home.

 George : - Really, only just today... - Dude. Dude, stop talking.

 Nurse 2 echoey voice : She's got Diazepam. Two milligrams Lorazepam.

 Nurse 2 echoey voice : Dr. Grey, you need to tell us what you want to do.

 Foreman : I did. He said he's just responding to market forces.

 Foreman : 'cause he's jealous Cuddy didn't ask him to take this job...

 Cameron : Because even though this job is insane, and House is insane, you like it.

 Kutner : Not really. It's a poor substitute for an actual history and without...

 Kutner : I need you to stay as still as possible. Ignore the pain.

 Foreman : House, the test is over. Dorsolateral prefrontal cortex...

 House : He's not the perfect mark, because he was the perfect mark.

 Cameron : She's lost everything, and you're breaking fingers. A new low.

What I didn't consider was a threshold to trigger the hallucinations.

If her autoimmune disease is this advanced, usual treatment is not gonna help.

 Cameron : The only way to do that, is to replace her entire immune system.

 Lucas : I'm in the same grief counseling group. I recently lost my mother.

 House : You'd get laid more often if you told them you lost a kid.

 Lucas : Dr. Cuddy's been over to Wilson's twice and phoned a bunch of times.

 Lucas : If I didn't know you, I wouldn't even know you existed.

 Lucas : Only two things you ignore, things that aren't important,

and things you wished weren't important, and wishing never works.

 Castle : I don't think Webster's defines blackmailing as "a service."

 Beckett : I guess it'll come out when we go to the murder trial.

 Zach : Look, he reached out to me. Said he needed some work done.

 Zach : Okay, look, he thought that somebody was out to get him.

 Montgomery : - Howard Weisberg. - The president of the network?

 Castle : And then, they said he started acting paranoid after that.

 Thirteen : designing ever more effective ways to blow people up,

 House : Got some questions about whether Thirteen really believes in karma

As to the patient, it's not gonna be easy to break into her office.

 Taub : If you're not interested in the case, why'd you take it?

 Chandler : - I just ordered a beer. - You're straight. I get it.

I don't want him to know we're here yet. I'm not ready for that.

...but he's kind of tried to contact me a lot the last few years.

 Arlene : Well, you took away his pain, and that-- that changes a lot.

 Arlene : Mark's learned that you don't have to abandon someone--

 Arlene : I'm taking care of him for the same reason you helped us.

 House : So he's just an anchor weighing you and your family down.

 House : Sapping your energy, wasting your life. That's the meaning you take from this.

 House : Taking care of him doesn't fulfill you, make you happy.

"makes the same exact complaint about parking spaces every month,

 Foreman : Three tumors disappearing means we were probably wrong about

 Foreman : and he created antibodies that ended up fighting his own tumors...

Growth factor would've made the underlying autoimmune condition better.

 Thirteen : Amyloidosis? His EKG voltage has been on the low end of normal.

 Sheldon : I'm just very unhappy that good things are happening for him and not happening for me.

 Penny : ...doesn't take anything away from you. Let me tell you a story.

 Penny : There was a girl who worked at the Cheesecake Factory...

 Penny : We were both up for the same part in a toothpaste commercial. She got it.

 Penny : I was so jealous, but instead of ripping out her fake blond hair...

 Penny : I looked her in the eye, smiled and said, "I'm happy for you."

 Phoebe : I know you're just moving uptown, but I'll really miss you.

Remember? Those kids couldn't even get theirs across the street.

but we can still access our database from his work station here.

 Beckett : Our killer stole the card and then gained entry into this building.

The good news is, Scarlet Jones is not the world's worst bodyguard.

 Ross : Supposedly she was once quite the hottie of the plant world.

Guess what, Molly Gilbert. You've just been bumped up to table one.

And if it's all right with you, I'll take your place at table six.

That's better. Now, just bend your arms a little bit. Now look straight ahead.

The carbon. It's messy. I mean, gets on your fingers and causes...

 Dr. Green : You really want to be Mr. Big Shot? Here. I'll tell you what : 

 Mrs Dyson : Let Mommy get situated, then I'll make you a bowl of hot cereal, okay?

 Mrs Dyson : Someone's been sleeping in my bed, too, and he's still there!

 Martha Rodgers : Darling, must you talk so loud? Some of us are still waking up.

 Castle : but he must be the president of the Really-Good-Looking Club.

 Castle : Yes, and thank you for pointing out my shortcomings once again, Mother.

 Alexis : to have their father crowned one of the most available hotties of the year.

 Martha : Well, according to this, your father may not be on the market.

 Martha : "Though claiming to be single, Richard Castle is rumored

 Leonard : Like Snoop Dogg, but with a healthy respect for the police.

My dad's a gynecologist in India. So if you're ever over there and need a checkup...

 Lucy by text : That's terrible. Your dad should be sent to the pun-itentiary.

 Barney : If you're watching them bounce, she's about to pounce.

 Meredith : - I'm not a cruise director. - You don't have to wig out.

 Katie : If that cow Kylie Wood is gonna walk off with my crown, I have to see it.

[Sighs] Mr. Jones has junky veins, and he really needs antibiotics.

 Beckett : When it comes to marriage, I'm more of a "one and done" type.

 Castle : - Any serious candidates? - Becca, don't wander away. Becca!

The doorman said she'd have a red vest on. That might be our girl.

I'm Detective Beckett. I was wondering if I could ask you some questions

 Chloe : Sometimes we'd meet up before work, get a coffee on Columbus

 Beckett : Brent gave us the impression that Sara was seeing someone else.

 Phoebe : Both fine answers, but we were looking for leafy. Leafy.

 Phoebe : It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life.

 Phoebe : You know what? You can actually see old lobster couples...

 Monica : Yeah, I think that fifth shower got the interview off me.

 Beckett : She might not have turned on her crew back in the day,

 Beckett : but after nine years' hard time, we might be able to persuade her.

 Esposito : You know what? From what I remember, she may be the type to hold a grudge,

 Castle : those women's prisons are nothing like the late-night Skinemax movies.

 Sonia Ruiz : Please. I didn't snitch back in the day, why would I start now?

 Beckett : Because nine years ago this was just a burglary, and now it's a murder.

 Beckett : and testify that you refused to cooperate in solving a homicide.

 Sheldon : I haven't figured out a way and I'm much smarter than all of you.

 Penny : Yes, but you're not smarter than all of us put together.

 Penny : Okay. Your problem is you're trying to do this all by yourself.

 Leonard : Yeah, we watched it last week. You said you liked it.

 Sheldon : I don't know. If you're my X-Men, what are your powers?

 Penny : -Might give you more confidence. -It's not exactly a mutation...

 Sheldon : ...that would get you into Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters...

 Barney : How do I not put this delicately? A girl's been porked.

 Barney : You've been pork-free so long, you're practically kosher.

 Ted : - Anyway, we should get going. - I'll walk out with you guys.

 Jerry : The evening of his funeral, in walked Sally, all dressed up.

 Castle : Sally blamed Vera for the death of her mother, so she plotted to take her down.

 Beckett : Yeah, but how does any of this help us figure out who shot Stan?

West Side, we know you were at the Pennybaker Club two days ago.

A few days ago, the guy comes in and starts setting up a squat by the bar.

I called him "the professor" because he spoke like a pretentious jerk.

 Esposito : but she made one call right when she ditched school.

 Esposito : but when I called, there was no answer. No voicemail or message either.

 Rampinel : I rent this space from Henderson to conduct my research in telekinesis.

You see? She's... She's confused. My father died eight years ago. Heart attack.

 House : I don't think it's the first time that Mom has heard this diagnosis.

 House : But now it's back, and the spirochetes that cause syphilis are eating away at your brain cells.

 House : It's not as revolting as chlamydia. That's got seepage.

Please, you're kidding, right? I wrote that one as a joke for you.

 Rachel : Under problems with performance, I wrote, "Dear God, I hope not."

You're finally making progress at work, then your boss calls you Racquel.

 Jay : Sidney's in no position to make decisions about herself right now.

 Sidney : I read your consent form and I understood it. I want the surgery.

 Jay : Of course she's willing to risk losing her memories permanently,

 House : Well, you can stop arguing 'cause it doesn't matter anymore.

 Nolan : Do you always break the news to your patients that way?

 Archie : Mr. Castle, I will thank you and your ridiculous allegations to wait outside.

 Beckett : and Sampson was more than eager to distance himself from the murder.

 Castle : You knew Modesto would pay millions to get that dummy back.

 Castle : Matter of fact, you were so sure, you promised Mike a cut.

 Archie : I never paid anyone to steal anything, and I didn't kill the Pitbull.

 Beckett : Once your alibi found out she was facing accessory to murder charges,

 Castle : In the back of your car, right next to that tire iron.

 Beckett : but you forgot about the droplets of blood residue on the carpet.

 Archie : Because he couldn't see that that dummy was a gold mine.

 Chandler : Like we did when we were first going out. It'd be fun.

 Chandler : So how bummed were you when the second sister died, huh?

 Monica : The second sister dies in Archie and Jughead Double Digest?

 Howard : Even if you had yummy candy, I would not get in your van.

 Sheldon : Looking through my textbooks for a new field of inquiry.

 House : Yes, ladies, I am blaming her period. Granted, it's the worst period ever.

 House : Although, frankly, not by all that much. Cut out the masses, she'll be fine.

 Taub : Can't do surgery until her cycle's over and she stops bleeding.

 Leonard : that I offered her my heart, and she kind of stomped on it?

 Sheldon : is when Howard convinced him that foreigners give presents

 Rachel : Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this.

 Ross : I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky...

 Ross : I'm not saying I wasn't a little surprised to see you guys kissing.

 Chase : You don't know how Patrick's brain reorganized itself 25 years ago.

 Cameron : You're just looking for a puzzle to distract you from your own situation.

 Beckett : Right now, he's the only link connecting all these people.

Uh, I've got an errand to run. Can you tell Castle that I'll be back in an hour?

 Beckett : - Thanks for meeting with me. - Yeah. What's so important?

 Alexis : about me making a mistake moving in with my boyfriend,

They say that there are some things that are better not being remembered.

 Chandler : Could be. I mean, technically, she did strip. We just missed it.

 Chandler : That is funny. Maybe for my birthday she'll murder someone.

I'll bet Ross was in on it too. I mean, he was "conveniently" busy.

 Hooker : -Do you mind if I smoke in here? -Actually, I'd rather..

-How could you have kept all this from me? -I was going to tell you, but..

You figure you'd get what you wanted, then you'd dump her like you did Rachel.

 Alexis : You've got to call me back right away, as soon as you get this.

 Trapper John : Normally, I wouldn't care, but it's starting to upset the other hostages,

 Beckett : If we go in there, hostages are just gonna get killed.

Listen, if we're gonna save any of them, we have no other choice.

 Chase : There's an aneurysm in the anterior communicating artery of his brain.

 House : The aneurysm is just another symptom, it's not the cause.

 Taub : we just figured, since it basically presents only in Asian children...

I don't know if you've looked up "goofing around" in the dictionary.

 Chandler : But if you have this new dictionary that gets you mad at me...

 Chris Taub : When I left, he was still singing Eshat something.

It's the husband's blessing of his wife. He calls her Eshet Chayil.

Woman of Valor. "Strength and honor are her clothing. She laughs at the future. "

 Chris Taub : Volvulus of the small intestine could cause bleeding.

Her value isn't beyond pearls, either. Because dead people have no value.

 Danny : I mean, I got a scholarship for pre-med out of high school.

 Masters : We found 13 masses spread across the wall of his colon,

 Chase : but we didn't see any movement between x-ray exposures.

 Foreman : And no larvae or eggs were observed in any of the stool samples.

 House : and in the morning, run a scope up where the sun don't shine

 Wilson : - If he says it can manifest... - The guy's not even a real doctor.

 House : - He's a human telethon. - Is that your problem with him?

 Wilson : You see hypocrites every day. Why is this guy so special?

 House : The problem is, there are 26 letters in the alphabet and he only uses two of them.

 Wilson : So it's all because he's one of them useless specialists?

 House : You're a big help to patients who actually have cancer.

 House : - Other times you're just annoying. - You've outdone yourself.

 Cuddy : She was just in my office crying because of the way you treated her.

 Cuddy : She had a lump in her breast. What were you trying to accomplish?

if the patient were complaining about, let's say, I don't know, Foreman,

you'd just dismiss this as the paranoid bitching of another paranoid bitch.

 Sheldon : Well, Bernadette, looks like Saturday night, it's you and me.

 Sheldon : Because you're an expectant mother, you can't drink alcohol.

 Leonard : The difference is she's bringing life into the world,

No, l don't want to kill him. l thought we were gonna capture him...

-Okay, okay. l'll throw away the traps. -All right, l'll find Bob. l'll get him.

 Ted from 2030 : For the last two months, she'd been making my life hell.

 Lily : - After you Blitzed out last night... - I'm not "The Blitz"!

 Christie : Well, Howard said he'd take me shopping in Beverly Hills.

 Penny : Yeah, no, I meant plans to find someplace to live other than with me.

 Penny : Not that I don't love having you, but it's a little crowded.

- Why doesn't Christy stay with me? - You live with your mother.

It's settled. Christy will stay with Howard, Penny can go back to her apartment.

 Sheldon : ...although at this point, it's more like Doctor Why Bother?

- Sheldon, you just can't dictate... - No more talking. Everybody go.

 Foreman : And I assume since you still think we actually did the surgery,

 Foreman : you haven't checked your messages in eight hours. Where are you?

 House : I believe this is what your people term a "poopy call."

 House : I don't know what you're doing, but this is a poopy call.

 Taub : Dr. Cheng is the NICU attending on the case. And she's not here.

 Taub : She spotted a vascular malformation in the baby's liver.

 House : There's no way that our patient has a vascular malformation.

 Chase : from the vast amount of information you've gleaned from not being here?

 House : The baby's liver damage is far too extensive. Dr. Cheng's an idiot.

 Alexis : I thought you weren't going back till after the book tour.

 Castle : Yeah, well, fate intervened. Someone I know was murdered today.

 Martha : The young man from the summer program still hasn't called her.

Despite the fact he said we'd talk when he got back from Europe,

 Castle : Maybe he was going to but he didn't know how you'd feel about him.

 Castle : Maybe he was worried that something had changed while he was away.

 House : Metallosis. Her artificial hip weared and teared way too much.

 The Salesman : You get the whole set of encyclopedias for $1200.

 Joey : How about zero down and zero a month for a long, long time?

 Rachel : She ran into him at my office, and they just made out.

 Rachel : The craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because...

 Lanie : What kind of twisted bastard murders two people for some files?

 Beckett : We need to have a candid conversation about your future, Carl.

 Beckett : We found a steel fishing line in that backpack you were carrying.

Did you know that when you cut a wire, it leaves microscopic impressions,

 Beckett : came from the same spool that you used to hang Daniel Santos.

 Beckett : Some of those people might visit you while you're in here.

 Wilson : And I was so angry that you didn't respect my dying wishes,

 Taub : I've known a lot of bullies, people who didn't like me because I'm short,

 House : Yeah, I get it, there's a long list of reasons not to like you.

 Taub : You relentlessly mock, but it's not for self-aggrandizement,

 Taub : I also thought you had the side effect of desensitizing me.

 House : You screwed up. You kept on screwing up. Everything you said is true.

 House : Everything you think you feel, everything you think you know,

 Zhang : Let me talk to her in her native language, put her at ease.

 Beckett : She has cleared more murders than anyone in Hong Kong PD history.

 Zhang : Apparently, he just checked his email until Henry arrived.

 Chase : I assume you have a reason beyond wanting to make me completely miserable.

 Guy With Bandages All Around His Face : Perhaps I'll come out looking just as monstrous.

If your father hadn't slipped you those drugs, you would have never done...

 House : Why do you think they put TVs in coma patients' rooms, anyway?

 House : If I'm mean to you, you'll be mean to me. Mutually-assured destruction.

 Wilson : Yes, but you need people to like you because you need people.

 Wilson : Unless you think you can get the next court order yourself.

 Jackson : You've known this since I was born and you never told me?

 Melanie : Oh, please, sweetie, we were just trying to protect you.

 Cuddy : clearly had no idea about your addiction issues, your lack of...

 House : He knows I'm in pain. What I put in my body is my business.

 Cuddy : As long as you're in my hospital, you can't do methadone.

 Sheldon : Are you concerned because the world is filled with big dogs and bullies?

 Addison she takes the beer from him and takes a sip : So what? With Meredith...

 Cristina : I wasn't gonna have it. The baby. And you don't get to be mad about that.

 Taub : Yeah. I was looking around, and in the corner over there,

 Taub : I found a question about why you have a problem with our new doctor.

Sorry. We should all be super polite in the DDxs, fail to correct each other,

 Foreman : and then treat patients for diseases they don't have.

 Taub : Maybe it's hard seeing House replace her when you still got feelings?

 Foreman : One, I don't have feelings for Thirteen beyond friendship,

 Foreman : The day the patient collapsed, she say where she was working?

 Foreman : Then why's she got a credit card receipt for lunch from a cafÃ© in Trenton?

 Margaret : You know how I was on the cycling team when I was at UMass?

 Margaret : Well, during training, I fell off my bike, right onto a sprinkler head.

 Margaret : I didn't think it could be related to my stomach problems.

 Chase : but it could also just be a screw-up from your old surgery.

 Wilson : She's opening some kind of charity animal clinic, or something.

 Wilson : I'm neglecting my patients to fulfill a silly fantasy.

 House : and while waiting to get Julie Christie's autograph, you'll adopt a puppy.

 House : Cotard delusion. Also known as Walking Corpse Syndrome.

 Foreman : and before you say it was caused by antivirals, I've already ruled that out.

 Foreman : Plus Cotard's doesn't explain the paresthesia in his hand.

 House finally Convinced : What's the future tense of "interesting"?

 Chase : Renal failure, lung failure, heart failure, all before we started chemo.

 House : Check the file, confirm that we did major abdominal surgery on him,

 House : Which you gave to our patient, presumably 12 years ago.

 House : Which also explains why Mom is not big on family reunions.

 Taub whines : She's a med student with no practical experience.

 Foreman : Is this attitude about her not having an M. D. After her name?

 Foreman : Because I wonder if it has more to do with her being a brainiac.

 House : He's been working with people smarter than him for a long time.

 House : She's a student, makes you contemplate your med school days,

 Foreman : Orchards make cider out of apples they can't sell otherwise.

 House : Which would mean our esteemed patient is literally full of BS.

 Sheldon : Yeah, I think you have a real knack for gigolo work, Leonard.

 Sheldon : And I thought he didn't learn anything from his relationship with you.

 House : And then time passes, and suddenly they're not so needy any more.

 House : They're getting healthy, independent and that's just ugly.

 House : God, you must be pissed at God right now, making her all happy.

 Wilson : - Why are you doing this? - Because you're being stupid.

 House : You know what you're risking by sleeping with a patient.

 Wilson : You're mad because I lied to you and you couldn't tell.

 Wilson : If a supreme being exists, he can squash you any time he wants.

examine him exhaustively, you will find at least three things wrong with him.

 Ashley : Excuse me, I... Just let me find my keys and I will go.

 Ashley : And when I saw that picture, I grabbed the knife, just to scare her.

 Ashley : Our spin-off was in final negotiations, for God's sakes.

 Beckett : As if being on TV somehow made her immune to the consequences.

 Sheldon : But whoever that mystery man was, you should be eternally grateful...

 Sheldon : No pressure, just get him a crummy card, you're good.

- It really is a good song. - Yeah, there's a reason he's Sir EIton John.

 Raj : They don't make you a knight for writing "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go."

 Howard : Ma, I told you, I have a video conference with NASA! I said don't bother me!

 NASA Guy on skype : Hey, Howard. Thanks for getting up so early.

 Burke : It's not likely in Denny's case. His heart is too weak.

 Mrs. Gibson staring at her baby girl : Everything's fine. Thank you so much.

 Callie : When you put your freshly severed finger into a grungy, bacteria-filled glove,

 George : We didn't realize how deep the infection had gone until we were in there.

 George : - There was too much tissue damage. - The infection was caused

 Heath slightly panicked : Ronnie Lott played for the 49ers when he cut off his finger.

 Heath slightly panicked : He could still play. I got the directions off the Internet.

 Mrs. Mercer interrupts, stroking Heath's head : - My poor baby. - Mom, stop, they're lying!

I'm programmed to despise and loathe New Jersey and all that it stands for.

Why am I telling you this? You hate New Jersey more than anyone.

Well, that's not true. There is nothing I hate more than New Jersey.

But once Stella and I get married and she and Lucy move in with me,

 Beckett : Girls in the sex industry usually come from a history of childhood dysfunction.

 Beckett : - It's hard to escape that. - But it's possible, right?

 Jessup : I finally found a locksmith school that's willing to admit me.

 Jessup : All I need is a letter of recommendation from the police, and I am in.

 Beckett : He's a criminal. If I write him a letter, I'll be responsible for him.

 Beckett : - I cannot watch you 24 hours a day. - Wait a minute. What did you say?

 Beckett : - I would be responsible for him. - No, no, no. You can't watch him.

 Beckett : - Right after we left the bar. - And they followed him all night?

 Jessup : You guys do know that the deadbolt wasn't set on this lock

 Jessup : If it would've been, this whole frame would've been destroyed.

 Beckett : - Unless Scarlett wasn't a hostage. - She was in on it from the start.

 Beckett : Buckley didn't set her up in his office out of the goodness of his heart.

 Beckett : He needed somebody working there to man the call girl business.

 Beckett : Knox didn't steal the client list, Scarlett gave it to him

lt rains all day long and nobody watches TV, and Ross is famous.

 Rachel : ...but Monica's hair is twice as big as it was when we landed.

 Chandler : That's why our honeymoon photos look like me and Diana Ross.

Oh, David, get one for us too. Oh, and see if they have a heart-shaped one.

 Castle : Maybe not, but a bunch of people smarter than us think he can.

 Raj : There's nothing worse than having that multiplayer monkey on your back.

 Sheldon : ...by excluding me from the set of adult males just... Oh, I'm too tired to do this.

 Leslie : Right. I heard you've been pulling all-nighters with Middle-Earth Barbie.

 Sheldon : She comes into my room. No one's supposed to be in my room.

 Leslie : I would postulate she's escaping into the online world...

-But l really want to talk to you. -l know. l still need to talk to you.

 Beckett : Okay, but he knows nothing about the case or the victim.

 Beckett : Castle, how did you get here? Well, it turns out the subway

Uh, Castle, you can't just follow me inside and sit in on my interview.

 Ms. Matthews : so she took the past couple of days off to recover.

 Ms. Matthews : especially when it comes to their kids being turned down.

 Chase : It can often be cured. And even if not, it's manageable.

How'd my brother get this? It usually involves the exchange of bodily fluids. Either...

 Chase : There are many ways the virus can be transmitted... sharing needles, blood transfusions...

 Bill : He doesn't have it. Don't mention it again. Don't treat him for it.

 Vogler : Eight years he's worked here... Never made a dime for you.

 Vogler : You have no idea how many times he's lied to you, undercut your authority,

 Cuddy : Yes, I hate him, and here I am desperately trying to protect his job.

Get her an angiogram. It could show damage even in a stopped heart.

 Chris Taub : I need to know if there's anything medically relevant

 Chris Taub : If you drank together, any chance you did any drugs?

 Emma : Angelo knew I always wanted to find out where I came from.

 Castle : And that file had your adoption papers with your birth parents' names.

That's the surprise Angelo was gonna give you tonight at your birthday dinner.

and how little Stacey paid Duke, looks like money is our motive.

 Bernadette : if I wasn't also doing everything else around here.

 Bernadette : That was a pity star. Putting water in the roasting pan

 Bernadette : and leaving it in the sink is not doing the dishes.

 Castle : There's a camera in one of the jewels in the dog's collar.

 Castle : You said she takes that dog with her wherever she goes?

 Castle : Ms. Cappuccio, when you say that your dog goes with you everywhere...

 Beckett : Look, the paparazzi are aggressive, but wiring a dog collar?

 Beckett : That's a lot of effort to go through just to get some celebrity video.

I mean, TMZ's offered, lik a million bucks for the first naked picture of me.

 Howard : We get some girls over here and play Laser Obstacle Strip Chess.

Believe me, any girl willing to play that, you don't wanna see naked.

 Sheldon : When I signed for the package, I was deputized by the United Parcel Service...

 Sheldon : ...and entrusted with its final delivery. I need you to acknowledge receipt...

 Sheldon : ...so that I'm fully indemnified and no longer liable.

BECKETT : The hotel that you're staying at, it's nice, isn't it?

 Beckett : They even have their very ow exclusive hair products.

 Castle : Hair products that left a trace in the air duct system.

 Serena : No, he went out of his way to tell us he's not the murderer.

 Mr Campbell : Well, if you don't want to leave, why are we having this lunch?

 Raj voice : so it stays Mumbai hot in here until you turn off that stupid Indian music!

 Sheldon voice : when you get rid of that salmonella-ridden parakeet!

 Raj voice : Oh, too bad! Sheldon's pathologically afraid of birds!

 House : Three minutes ago, her organs were officially declared "not viable."

 Foreman : She's got Hepatitis C. Her ALTs are three times normal.

 Foreman : With Henry's immune system down, an infected heart will kill him.

 House : Her husband told me she was running a fever with stomach pains,

 Cuddy : Mr. Neuberger has every right to take his wife off the ventilator.

I didn't see 100 grand worth of new clothes. Maybe she hid them.

 Castle : but they give you a gas card, so you can fill your car.

 Castle : Well, you fill your friends' cars, and they give you cash.

 Castle : Some of my buddies in boarding school nearly doubled their allowance.

 Castle : So she charges the clothes, sells them to her friends.

 Esposito : Which is still not enough. The cards max out, the money train stops,

 Beckett : She's also very dead, and I know a blackmail scheme when I hear one.

 Castle : You found out about it, and told her the price for your silence

 Camden : Dr. Monroe had a private meeting with one of our nurses.

 Camden : No, but the nurse came out of the meeting looking shaken.

 Castle : Personal situation with a nurse. You thinking what I'm thinking?

 Castle : with his scrubs around his ankles shagging Naughty Nurse McClintock.

 Castle : Then the inevitable catfight ensues between said nurse and Dr. Monroe.

 Castle : That's a good title for something. Catfight to the Death.

So l have to go shopping today, which is my least favorite thing.

 Joey : So you need someone who knows fashion to tell you what looks good.

She's the one that taught me not to wear white after Labor Day...

...and to always, always, always put on underwear when trying on clothes.

 Phoebe : Mike's sister just invited me to a party tonight and he's gonna be there.

She was like, ''Don't worry. l asked him and he's totally okay with seeing you.''

So now l have to go so he'll think that l'm totally okay with seeing him.

You want him to eat his heart out, so you have to look fabulous.

Oh, isn't that nice? The three of you, trying on slutty lingerie together.

 Rachel : -That's not what we're gonna do. -Why'd you ruin it? Who was l hurting?

 Barney : That's when you guys are gonna break up, mark your calendars.

 Barney : Which, if you've been with the same woman for your entire life,

 Castle : Well, they found the murder weapon at the lawyer's office.

 Castle : Oh! Hey, sweetie. Do we have a Sandra Dee in our midst?

 Alexis : I could see how hungry she was, and I didn't want to disappoint Gram,

 Alexis : It's way more my style and I get to keep all my after-school clubs.

 Girl : ...with your theory of string-network condensates, and it took my breath away.

 Kathy : Would you possibly have any time for me to pick your brain?

 Sheldon : - Sausage, mushrooms, light olives. - Great. I'll bring it to your place.

So I'm gonna dance on my wedding night with my husband. Come on.

But I'll tell you, that's the last time I buy shoes at the Slippery Fun Shoe store.

 Beckett : You have the right to remain silent, so shut the hell up.

 Beckett : Sure. While they're at it, maybe they can buy us Batmobiles.

 Shaw : where he'll enjoy his stay in the Intensive Management Unit

 Beckett : Well, he's getting his 15 minutes. It's what he wanted this whole time.

 Beckett : I want you to know that I learned a lot from you on this one.

 Beckett : that these things were found in your apartment, under your bed?

 Amy : The kind who almost put a pillow over your face last night.

 Sheldon : but I never thought your scientific rigor would be one of them.

 Amy : I'm sorry, are you questioning my integrity as a scientist?

 Sheldon : Well, if you are so protective of the scientific method,

 Slaughter : Even though he's a minor, he's looking at real time.

 Esposito : - What's up, man? You got something? - Uh... Oh, yeah.

 Ryan : While questioning Mr. Booth about his Cayman Island accounts,

 Ryan : Guess who worked at the accounting firm that originally set them up.

 West : You know, I'd like to testify as a character witness on Louis' behalf

 Ryan : Well, for starters, you didn't always work with at-risk youth.

 10 : Everything's a joke and everything's a test and he wants us to do it.

 2 : I didn't waste two years repeating medical school to be arrested and deported.

 2 : medical schools in my country suffer from not being from this country.

 26 : You know, if you get it open, you're gonna have to come down and let me in.

 24 : Obviously, respecting personal property isn't one of the rules.

 Masters : Taub and Foreman done? I'm hitching a ride with them.

 Chase : All those meaningless relationships tend to wear a guy out after a while.

You know, how much is your life worth? How much is my job worth?

I'm asking you if you wanna live or die? You can't even say that.

I want you to tell me that your life is important to you, because I don't know.

 Oona : You can't possibly still be upset about that old review?

There is no way I would accept your endorsement of my school now

 Castle : A friend? Leaving the studio on show day was a very big deal.

 Beckett : According to Suzanne, she just wanted to talk about old times.

 Ryan : That clear vial of liquid that we found at Odette's apartment,

 Sheldon : But I guess any team that I'm not on has a decided disadvantage.

 Sheldon : ...with the memory of my grandparents, Mee-Maw and Pop-Pop...

 Sheldon : ...and tried to build a high-energy particle accelerator out of Legos.

- Okay, continuing the quest... - Wait, there's still four more verses.

 Sheldon : Hither, page, and stand by me If thou know'st it, telling

 Sheldon : Yonder peasant, who is he? Where and what his dwelling?

 Sheldon : Brightly shone the moon that night Though the frost was...

 Penny : That girl just got dumped by her boyfriend, she's angry, she's drunk...

 Raj : I bought her a couple of drinks and she gave me her e-mail address.

"Jennifer at not even if you were the last guy on Earth dot loser."

 Geraldine : and a few days ago, some of his mail got forwarded here by mistake.

 Geraldine : Charlie could barely cover his rent with the jobs I booked.

 Geraldine : Only thing that makes sense is that he booked a gig on the side

 Castle : Maybe he got involved in some shady deal that cost him his life.

 Ryan : Or someone recognized his true acting talent and gave him a job.

 Sully : Mr. Castle, sorry if I came on a little strong back at the scene.

 Gates : But you wouldn't even know that unless you were checking up on me.

 Gates : into the Charlie Reynolds investigation, hasn't he? And you let him?

 Castle : Pretty impressive, the way you handled her back there.

 Castle : Ryan and Esposito could not manage that level of empathy.

Of the two of us, I'm the more responsible one. Pretty sad, isn't it?

 Beckett : You're trying to get me to talk about my mom to see if you can squeeze

 Castle : said that Derrick Storm is this generation's answer to...

 Beckett : And even you have to admit that it's more than a little hyperbolic.

 Beckett : Oh, so many layers to the Beckett onion. However will you peel them all?

But what we do know is, the Keslers and the Pastoris didn't know each other

This is Macholate cranberry cake, and these are Macholate-chip cookies.

 Rachel : Oh, my God! I can't believe you let me put this in my mouth.

 Ross : It was horrible. She cried, I cried. She threw things, they hit me.

 Leonard : I'm glad you agree. I hired some guys to help us move it.

You said you had customers lined up in the street, so l'm here to entertain.

Listen, Phoebe. You know how much l love listening to your music...

You know what? l just realized something. l don't want to go home.

-Great! Okay, l'll go get the tube top. -No, no, what l mean is...

...but, you know, mostly because when l'm there, l really miss you.

 Phoebe : ...you sure know how to make a girl say ''Hell, yeah.''

 Mike : -So we're doing it? -Yeah, let's do it. Let's live together.

 Castle : There's no kids lining up to buy Bomb Pops around here.

 Kevin Ryan : They found him behind the wheel around 5 : 00 p.m.

 Ryan : Except that today's cash receipts were still in the van.

 Javier Esposito : We figure the shooter boarded the truck and shot Anton,

 Javier Esposito : It went into first, and that's why the truck rolled here.

 Ryan : Coverage is spotty. We'll get really lucky if we get a hit.

 Sergei Vetotchkin : I don't know why our son would be in that neighborhood.

 Mrs. Vetotchkin : at the community college in the Bronx, for graphic design.

 Mrs. Vetotchkin : But last night, he came back from class very upset,

 Beckett : Unless we arrest him, the law says that he doesn't have to talk to us.

 Beckett : So, unless we get some evidence, he's getting away with this.

- You should go to a hospital. - It's just a few bruises. I'll be fine.

 Scarlett Price : A client in the publishing business gave me your address.

 Scarlett Price : I wouldn't want anyone else to see me like this.

 Castle : You think that by protecting him you're saving yourself somehow?

 Chandler : It all started when you said, "Joey, you be my best man!"

Burns' neighbor? She says she's been holding his mail for the last week.

 Esposito : Apparently, Burns told her he was going out of the country for a while.

 Esposito : How does a story about pizza send somebody into hiding?

 Ryan : but they did find Nick's prints all over the pizza oven.

 Beckett : Well, that's to be expected. I mean, he worked there.

who was flipping his "terrific" dough on Mott Street the very day he arrived.

 Beckett : So why don't we back up and you tell us why you killed Burns?

 Rachel : - Okay, maybe they're not funny to you... - Oh, my God!

I'll tell you who it hurts. It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class...

...so he has to go to the principal's office wearing nothing but a catcher's mitt.

 Rachel : Did you really just shake your fist in the air and shout, "I will be revenged!"

 Rachel : Once I taught him that stuff, he called me "fun Aunt Rachel."

 Bailey : - Shame. It's a real collector's item. - Collectible dolls. New twist.

 Bailey : You got a problem with that, Yang? I like Judy dolls. I own Judy dolls.

 Bailey : The only problem I have with Judy dolls is they're in the bowel of this man.

Bailey? I need an intern in the E. R. to meet the harvest donor.

- Wait. You know what's strange? - We haven't had enough strange?

 George : - Yeah. Do they know? - Only that we were working on him.

I'm in love with you, George. And I hope you're in love with me too.

 Cristina : - I'm gonna be late for my own wedding. - No, we're not.

We thought... He was almost dead, no way he was going to make it.

 Andy : And if I was back there right now, I'd do the same thing.

Deer knaa whar's tha boozah? I'm clammin for to get sum canny bait.

 Castle : If you folded it the right way, it would show you an entirely different image.

I should get going. They're gonna be bringing Random into the precinct.

 Meredith : I know I haven't been myself lately, but I'm me again.

- is horny for the you that you are. - I met a woman last night.

 Meredith : come with his own unique set of nightmarish humiliations?

 George : - Maybe it's a matter of volume. - Volume? What's that supposed to mean?

 Meredith accusatory : So, you think I'm sleeping with too many guys? You think I'm some kind of slut?

 George : So you're not over Derek. You want to be, but you're not.

But it's not going to work because a future of meaningless one-night stands

 House : Mine's rising, too. Of course, I am doing battle with a deity.

 House : All the third one's doing is causing inflammation, throwing off clots,

- Uh, I don't think Sara ever mentioned it. - Not to me, either.

 Beckett : Because I actually like to investigate things myself first.

 Beckett : Easier to write about than to live through, huh, Castle?

 Captain Roy Montgomery : Esposito and Ryan pulled security tape from an elevator in the rear entrance.

 Espositio : Our victim gets on the elevator with the laundry basket.

 Espositio : Takes it down to the basement, to put the kid's laundry into the washer.

 Espositio : rides the elevator back down to the basement again.

Ted : Kids, back in the fall of 2007, I was dating this girl named...

 Robin : That's why people always say, "there's no stigma anymore."

 Leonard : I didn't use it as an excuse to antagonize everyone around me.

 Howard : You know, you could reimburse the video store owner's next of kin.

 Raj : So, I'm seeing Lucy tomorrow night, and I've never hung out

 Howard : You can't let her know you're hurting. The key is confidence.

 Bernadette : If this girl hurt you so much, are you sure you want to see her again?

 Howard : and is so desperate for the smallest crumb of affection,

The spasms are gonna get worse now that the vecuronium is wearing off.

 Margo [looking At Stella, Demands Sharply.] : What are you so scared of?

 Margo [looking At Stella, Demands Sharply.] : I'm still your mother. I'm just a little sick.

 Margo [looking At Stella, Demands Sharply.] : Why did you even bring her here? I told you to leave her at home.

 House : Then what do you need me for? Start her on Huntington's meds.

 Cam : We start her on valproic acid, it could destroy her liver.

 Chase : Huntington's patients don't progress to psychosis in a day.

 Chase : Indicating it might be something other than Huntington's.

 Margo [struggling, Yelling : She's not yours! I want my daughter! No more experiments!

 Sheldon : Leonard has his toy, and he's never going to open it.

 Sheldon : So he won't know it's broken. And I have a toy that isn't broken.

 Richard : - Only up to 81 now. - Come on, Meredith. Don't do this.

 Mrs Koothrappali : She told us you're spending all our money on your new girIfriend.

Yeah, yeah. I'm a gynecologist. l know exactly what she gives you.

 Mrs Koothrappali : You need to find a nice Indian girl from a good family.

 Mrs Koothrappali : If you keep seeing this woman, you're cut off.

What do I get? I get "it's," "and." Oh, I'm sorry, I have "a." Forget it.

 Rachel : Can we finish this later? I'm going running before it gets dark.

 Rachel : It'll be fun! We'll run in the park. It'll be our roommate-bonding thing.

 Phoebe : Hi, it's Phoebe and Rachel's. Please leave a message. Thanks!

Everybody keep smiling. It'll kill my grandmother if she finds out.

Okay, well this is all of the stuff that doesn't fit into any category.

No, honey, you're not sick. I don't love you because you're organized.

Now that I know, if I've got extra stuff, can we share the closet?

It doesn't look like the ones that we found in the other victims' mouths.

You know, knockoffs would be the perfect delivery system for a smuggler.

 Beckett : The only person who can tell us that has been marked for death.

 Esposito : If he is still alive, he doesn't have much incentive to stick around.

 Beckett : - Are you having a breakdown? - Not a breakdown, a breakthrough.

 Cristina : - So, about that towel thing? - It's been taken care of.

 Alex : He's blown his left pupil. Page Shepherd. We got to get him to CT.

 Mr. Thompson : It goes to Emil Alexander with a high bid of $2300.

 Sheldon : Leonard, be glad you can't keep a woman. They are a handful.

 Amy : Oh, look. It's Sheldon and little Leonard. Hi, Iittle Leonard.

Didn't you go to high school? Parking lots are where cool kids hang out.

There's prime rib, mahi-mahi and a very special lobster ravioli.

- Actually, we're out of the ravioli. - Well, that changes everything!

 Raj : ...needs to use birth control or can she just be a diaphragm?

 Howard : Well, that's it. We're officially out of things to talk about.

 Penny : No. You already threw up once. Go put on your p.j.'s and brush your teeth.

Really? That means he's either embarrassed by the relationship...

 Beverley : ...or he doesn't care enough about his mother to tell her he's in one.

 Beverley : I'm gonna slip my business card into that busboy's back pocket...

 Beverley : Well, I hope so. Otherwise, why would we have stopped at Del Taco?

 Sheldon : So you're saying my insomnia is caused by a guilty conscience.

 Penny entering : Okay, first of all, what you call a gap was nearly three feet wide.

 Penny entering : - I slipped and skinned my knee. - Are you okay?

 Penny : The door to the stairwell of the other building was locked.

 Penny : I had to go down the fire escape, which ends on the third floor...

 Penny : ...forcing me to crawl through the window of a lovely Armenian family...

 Penny : It was eight courses of lamb. And they tried to fix me up with their son.

 Penny : Yeah, that's right. I've lost an entire day's pay thanks to this.

Well, there's acting classes, stage-combat classes, tap classes..

 Chandler : That dialect coach who helped you with a Southern accent.

 Joey : What the hell are you talking about? The South will rise again, man.

So what's your plan? You're gonna take a run at him with nothing?

 Castle : Did you find any other connections between Dr. Pressing and Smith?

 Oliver Pressing : I don't have much time. I'm about to start my rounds.

 Castle : It seems that you would, since he was also a board member.

 Pressing : Well, I was acquainted with Mr. Smith, until he passed away.

 Pressing : Excuse me, I'm a little confused. What's the nature of your inquiry?

 Chase : and you've got more money than you know what to do with,

 Chase : so anything that seems different and fun is worth trying.

 Chase : Not here in the States. Back home, I keep a few for hunting 'mos.

 Olivia : You think it's the end of the world, but you wanted kids.

 Monica : -How long are you in the city? -Two days. I got a job.

 Mr. Tribbiani : -I don't know this one. -This is my friend Roger.

 Taub : you'll have to stop protesting anywhere not near a hospital.

 House : Pesticides are evil, which means that commercial flowers are doused in evil,

 House : She's gonna leave, maybe she's just not putting out, whatever.

 Mrs Cooper : My goodness, it's a wonder you people in California can talk at all.

 Raj pointing at a crucifixion statue : Hey, none of our gods have abs like that.

 Mrs Cooper : Hey, while we're here, why don't we all do some praying?

 Mrs Cooper : Lord, Mary Cooper here. Coming to you from Gomorrah, California.

 Mrs Cooper : I want to thank you for the blessing that is my little Shelly.

 Mrs Cooper : I also want to thank you for the continued strength...

 Sheldon : Half chocolate, half vanilla, side by side, not swirled?

 BAILEY : Grey, if you think you can keep your clothes on long enough

 MEREDITH : - This is bad. This isn't good. - You better claim them.

 BAILEY : Yeah, I know it's one of you. It's always one of mine. Always.

Oh, no, did I leave my underwear Iying around again? I am so sorry, Bailey.

- I didn't brought a ton of stuff. - Were there slippers for the morning?

 Judy : This is such a nice surprise. Marshall will be so happy.

 Marshall : - What are you doing here? - I wanted to surprise you.

 Marshall : Before I forget, Mom, did you remember to get more double-A batteries?

 Judy : They're upstairs, sweetie. Right next to your washed and folded clothes.

 Finn : If it's spread too far, we may have to amputate the limb.

 Derek : - At that point, should we even bother? - Oh, right. Let's just let him die.

 Cristina : I heard you might be getting a heart. For a transplant.

 Burke : Yeah, I'm sure you were. But I'm not going to need your help on this one.

 Paramedic : Multiple walking wounded. Five injured coming in behind us.

 Meredith : - Why are they all in the hallway? - Overflow from the ER.

 Cristina : Neal Hannigan and Deborah Fleiss. They were paying when he came in.

 Doctor : She's got a through and through to the right arm. Good distal pulses.

 Doctor : He's sustained a possible graze wound to the right back.

Let's irrigate the wound and get them to X-ray and order a tet-tox for both.

 Barney : From this day forward so as long as you both shall live?

 Barney : Lily, do you promise to take marshall to be your husband

 House : So the Vicodin is my leash. One will take the edge off,

 Kutner : No signs of a tumor or venous malformations, nothing that could cause...

But do you also have a receipt from Tekong's Scuba Rental dated yesterday?

 Cuddy : Tell the Captain to drop as low as he can, under 5,000 feet.

 House : Like an idiot, he surfaced too quickly, and like a bigger idiot,

 David : -Well, you know Phoebe-- -Seriously, we're gonna do this?

l'm sorry, l just wish l could make her forget about Mike already.

 David : -Why did Phoebe and Mike break up? -Because his penis was too big.

 Chandler : They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married.

 David : Well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding, but--''

-How do you think l should propose? -l'm pretending to read here.

- that got you admitted to the hospital? - It wasn't an episode, OK?

I mean, wouldn't you freak out if you were me? Honey, did you bring it?

He's ours now. If you wanna fight me for it I guarantee you I'll win.

 Bailey : - What is going on in here? - Dr. Bailey, just a moment here.

- Please, look at his abdomen. - It's a male hysterical pregnancy.

 Cristina : No, his belly is distended. There's no signs of ascites.

 Cristina : And I clearly feel a mass with deep palpation. Surgical.

 Monica : I got this number from this guy at work and I hired a stripper to come dance for you.

-Honey, that's crazy. I don't want a stripper. -Will you let the lady talk?

Look, I appreciate it, but it's a little creepy. I'm not a bachelor anymore.

Don't think of it as a bachelor party. Think of it as a two-month anniversary present.

 Monica : Please, I feel so bad. Just watch the hot woman get naked!

-Thank you. Who else do you wanna invite? -Ross and Joey is embarrassing enough.

- George, we can't do this today. - What did you say to my wife?

 George : She didn't say anything. Why would you pick now to throw down?

 George : You can. People lie all the time. They hold their tongues and they wait.

 Burke : OK, draw an ABG, push one of epi, a gram of mag and an amp of calcium.

 Rachel : ...I once also almost married somebody that I didn't love.

 Rachel : Not marrying Barry was the best decision that I ever, ever made.

Honey, Amy, you deserve true love. Your souI mate is out there somewhere.

 Rachel : Someone that is your age, that is smart, that is fun...

 Announcer : And his opponent, from Huntington Beach, California...

 Penny : You know, he never would've done this when we first met.

 Bernadette : he never would've grown into the person he is now.

 Bernadette : and not because he thinks he doesn't have any other choice.

 Cuddy : but then you lived down to my expectations, and then some.

 Wilson : Please tell me you're talking about a medical procedure.

 Wilson : And you think she'll start dating you? I'm sure she hates you.

 Wilson : I meant for you. I'll get over it faster than they do.

Turns out, you've got a lot more on your mind than just Kim Foster.

The thing is, this nametag is the probable cause for bringing me in.

Unless she can catches him in a lie, that gives her cause to keep him.

 Beckett : It will disrupt your life in ways you can't even imagine.

 Beckett : we don't have any evidence that connects you to those murders.

 Beckett : Even if your fingerprints got on this nametag by accident,

 Beckett : with your record, you still look like a suspect to us.

 Stacy : - You broke into my house? - Well, I had to, Mark isn't here.

Well, I had to get rid of it before Steve McQueen ate any Coumadin.

 House : If it's an infection, it could be caused by something in your house.

 Leonard : Don't panic. This is what the last 97 hours have been about.

 Howard : ...on the other side of that gate guarding the Sword of Azeroth.

 Leonard : Warriors, unsheathe your weapons. Magic wielders, raise your wands.

- Leonard, you got one on your tail. - That's all right, my tail's prehensile.

 House : And you're gonna remember all the horrible things I've done.

 Chandler : The karaoke thing? Tracy and I doing "Ebony and lvory."

 Girl arriving : - I think you're just brilliant. - Well, that is the prevailing opinion.

 Howard : ...co-designer of the International Space Station's liquid-waste-disposal system.

I liked your paper on grand unification using string-network condensates...

 Ramona : ...and was wondering how you determined that three-dimensional string nets...

 Ramona : ...provided a unified picture of fermions and gauge bosons.

 Sheldon : ...in showing how neutrinos emerge from a string-net condensate.

 Ramona : Oh, my God. That would change the way we view the entire physical universe.

 Howard : You know, the Pishkin-Wolowitz liquid-waste-disposal system...

 Penny : Anyway, I'm really sorry I made fun of your stutter in high school.

 Penny : - No one wants to hear my apologies. - Your mistake is doing it over the phone.

 Bernadette : It doesn't matter what you did in the past. You're a good person.

Yeah, that's easy for you to say. You weren't just called a "b-b-bitch."

 Ross : Sweetie, this conversation is starting to make me a little uncomfortable.

 Monica : Unless we give her all gifts she can use after her pregnancy.

All right, then I'm wrong. It's a great gift. The best present I ever got!

I was going to say hi, then I figured he doesn't care he looks like you.

They're having fun with Aunt Phoebe. Aunt Rachel hasn't been helpful.

 Grace : sucking up to designers like Yumi, and showing off her sketches.

 Beckett : It's an exact match to the hairs found on Ella's neck

 Grace : Maybe Ella was wearing hers and someone choked her with it.

 Beckett : Where were you between 12 : 00 and 2 : 00 a.m., Grace?

She said she was gonna call the police if he didn't leave her the hell alone.

 Grace : I tried to ask her what it was all about, but she wouldn't tell me.

 Beckett : Do you remember him well enough to help us with a sketch?

 Beckett : and unis found two witnesses that saw him arguing with Ella.

 Castle : What could she possibly have had that this man wanted?

 Sheldon : Amy, don't you agree we should leave now and get in line?

 Sheldon : Wait, now, we don't know that yet. He isn't finished.

 Wilson : Registers the most severe injury and blocks out the others.

 House : I want to be able to bang it against the wall if I need to administer another dose.

and nothing can come out of your reaction that is gonna change what I plan to do,

So what are you gonna do? The father's insisting on the lupus treatment.

 Ryan : Four luxury buildings, four major scores, and we got nothing.

 Ryan : If I'm these guys, I got no incentive to quit now, either.

They found brass shavings in the lock mechanism on the front door.

 Ryan : The hardware on the Delgado's door was a high-end import.

 Montgomery : - What are you thinking? - Well, I busted this guy a while back.

 Esposito : And he's not afraid to get a little blood on his paws, either.

 Esposito : Yeah, I collared him on a jewel heist out on Forty-Seventh.

 Ryan : Amazing how many times a guy can get arrested without ever serving time.

 Castle : - He must have a pretty good lawyer. - Or good at what he does.

- What about a horizontal mattress? - Dr. Yang, I don't need you for this.

 BURKE : This is a known complication of the surgery. It happens.

 Anesthesiologist : House, you can't wake up a burn victim to play twenty questions.

I know he's gonna be in pain, I know you disapprove. I'm his attending.

 House : Before the accident, did you experience any numbness or tingling in your fingers?

 House : So her brain fills the gaps as best it can using visual clues.

 House : The horse on your shirt led her to the riding accident,

Lesson to be learned... treat everybody as if they have Korsakoff's. We all lie anyway.

 House : Give her thiamine right away. She'll bounce back pretty quickly.

Don't know. She's warm, but... Might be something to look into. She has meningitis.

 Emt : Sorry. I was more worried about her heart blowing up. Pulse is 150.

 Foreman : - She wasn't at Sloan? - She was just passed out on the grass.

All right. Supraventricular tachycardia. Get me adenosine, one milligram, I.V. push.

 Sheldon : This is now the only lab with glassware washed by a man with two doctorates...

 Amy : Perhaps this task will be a little bit more up your alley.

 Amy : I need you to count the bacteria spores on these petri dishes.

 Sheldon : I intend to write that soap company a strongly-worded letter.

 House : This is the only place left that Cuddy will never look for me,

 Hourani : I can tell you what you're about to find. It's my foot in your ass.

You guys have been to every play I've been in. Have I ever had chemistry on stage?

I don't know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between them.

 Chandler : ...jams, jellies and marmalades, which I'm sure are the same thing.

We're watching the game here Saturday night, if people wanna come over.

 Meredith : Help! I need a nurse in here. Her pressure's falling.

 Addison : It's a lot of extra amniotic fluid, Cheyenne, but your baby looks strong.

 Ms. Wood : Does that mean we can go? I mean, I appreciate you seeing us,

 Ms. Wood : but this is a long drive for us and I can't afford to miss another shift.

 Addison to Cheyenne : Unfortunately, Ms. Wood, the mass on the baby's neck

 Addison to Cheyenne : It's also obstructing her airway and the spine.

We pull the head and arms out, but we don't cut the umbilical cord.

 Izzie : We need the umbilical cord to keep her alive during the operation.

 Addison : After the surgery, if all goes well, we cut the umbilical cord

 Esposito : But I'm gonna need you to get my back if things go wrong, all right?

 Beckett : The investigation against Ike Thornton three years ago,

 Sheldon to Ricky : Who's to say you shouldn't be dissecting our brains?

 Tag : So when do you imagine you gave them to me? Morning or afternoon?

 Rachel : In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch...

 Rachel : ...he put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-it on it...

Why don't you check the copy room. Maybe you left the contracts in there.

 Sheldon : Okay. I like it a little better when you stay, but all right.

 Sheldon : Besides Mr. D'Onofrio knows exactly how I like my hair done...

 Sheldon : ...because he has all my haircut records from my barber in Texas.

 Sheldon : When I first moved here, I was nervous about finding a new barber...

 Sheldon : ...so my mother had all my haircut records sent here to Mr. D'Onofrio.

 Psychic : Once he does, all his other pursuits will come into focus.

 Penny : Sheldon, do you hear that? I mean, Amy is the key to your happiness.

 Psychic : Everything will fall into place once you commit to her.

 Sheldon : Yeah, and I reserve this word for those rare instances

 Frank : He'd have these memory lapses. He wouldn't remember what he did.

for me to realize that he doesn't remember anything from that night.

 Dad : You have his history. There's nothing you need to know that we didn't tell you. - Sounds reasonable.

 Cuddy : Well, if you want to transfer your boy, that is your choice.

 House : The biological mother. When she was a baby, did she get her vaccinations?

 House : He's extremely uncomfortable, has a wicked fever, but he lives.

 House : I know. There's only been 20 cases in the United States in the last 30 years.

 Foreman : I suppose you could make an argument the kid's still in stage I.

I assume its impossible to know when he might move into stage II.

 House : He's already started showing symptoms. Could be a month. Could be tonight.

 Phoebe : Hey, Ross? So listen, about you and the dinosaur girl?

 Phoebe : Are you really just gonna let a couple of Nobel Prizes scare you off?

 Phoebe : Maybe she's looking to, you know, slum it with some average Joe Ph.D.

 Ross : Although the last two papers l've written were widely discredited.

 Phoebe : You're so much more than just brains. You are sweet and kind and funny.

 Penny : Oh, so, you believe your friend, and your friend's wife

 Leonard : When you live with someone, there's gonna be conflict.

 Wilson : Yes, I do have to accept this. I have five months to live.

 House : Let's say Ritalin and the fertility meds plotted a caper.

 Cam : Fertility treatments have been known to cause endometrial cancer.

 Chase : Which could cause clots, which could have caused her to stroke.

 House : See if there's something growing in there that doesn't look adorable in a onesie.

 Stacy [opens Door Holding Piece Of Paper, House Smiles At Her.] : The prescription for my heart condition.

 Stacy [opens Door Holding Piece Of Paper, House Smiles At Her.] : A bit on the cheesy side.

 Beckett : and see if you can scare up any of Finch's associates.

 Tom : The folks at the bank said they left you a half a dozen messages

 Beckett : This stamp collection, how much was it worth exactly?

 Beckett : And who else knew that you were keeping it at the bank?

 Fred : Hey, watch your mouth, pal. Fred Cana don't go that route.

 Gates : Why? Were they trying to gain access to some part of Will's life?

and Tory is going to try to match the key card to, um, a security system.

There you go. You're so lucky. You might get to meet Sting tomorrow.

See, Chandler? I'm getting a lot of use out of them already. They're very practical.

You wear them with shorts on the corner and earn the money to pay for them.

I can't. I told Chandler I'd wear them all the time. I can't just give them away.

 Phoebe : -Then get your money back and return them. -I can't do that either.

The soles are scuffed up, and the insides are filled with my blood.

 Woman : in the American Registry of Historic Bed-and-Breakfasts.

 Marshall : Well, I mean, single people can have fun here, too, right?

We didn't tell anyone, because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.

We don't want to deal with telling everyone. Just promise you won't tell.

I can't wait to be with you. I'll tell Rachel I'm doing laundry for a few hours.

 Phoebe : Oh, look, there's Monica and Chandler. Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey!

 Castle : Yes. I just thought I'd give you a little friendly competition.

A ruggedly handsome hero and his notoriously practical lady friend

 Castle : watch a disc that's killing its viewers within three days.

 Wes Craven : Really? You don't think that's a little derivative?

 Castle : You know, make the third act a survival tale rather than a bloodbath.

 Castle : I just can't figure out how to get my heroes out of this mess.

 Wes Craven : So, the key is always in the spirit's origin story.

 Wes Craven : Once you have that, you can start to figure out the spirit's weaknesses.

 Wes Craven : If it's using the disc as its portal into our world...

 Castle : Then the disc would contain clues as to the spirit's story.

 Beckett : We didn't find a single connection between our victims?

 Ryan : Jason was a retired ex-army doc. Val was a young Manhattan ad exec.

 Beckett : And none of Jason's relatives recognized Val's photo?

No. And nobody from Val's family had ever seen or heard of Jason.

 Ryan : We're still looking through their records, but so far, nothing.

 Castle : I realized the key to solving this is figuring out the story on the DVD.

To that end, I crowdsourced one of the images to my legion of followers.

 Thirteen : Look, Mickey got sick because he had the most exposure.

 Castle : everything in its power to avoid a terrible misunderstanding

 Castle : were mistakenly believed to be involved in an act of domestic terrorism.

 Castle : You also mentioned that Amir was of special interest to you.

 Fariq Yusef : We, at the Syrian Consulate, wanted to make sure he liked his new home,

 Fariq Yusef : so, yes, we checked in with him from time to time.

 Fariq Yusef : we thought it would be appropriate to send our condolences.

 Agent Mark Fallon : You had her under surveillance, didn't you?

 Fariq Yusef : Mr. Fallon, the Syrian Consulate is strictly a diplomatic mission.

 Fariq Yusef : if you were to happen by a red brick industrial building

 House : Anyone with an elevated sed rate gets to be Foreman's new roomie.

 House : Right. You're not even friends with him. Why would you care?

There is an area of increased T2 attenuation in the cingulate cortex.

 House : This mushy spot explains the euphoria. Question is, what's causing the mush?

 House : This is why he shouldn't be here. You wouldn't call him a jerk if he was here.

 House : If you think he screwed up at that apartment you'd keep it to yourself.

 House : As long as he's not here, he's just like any other patient,

person-to-person transmission is less likely than some sort of deadly toxin

 House : You're ready to sacrifice yourself for a guy who doesn't consider you a friend?

So did the baby which is, well, it's like I said, the kid's a fighter.

After he denied being a bed-wetter, he admitted to having a fetish for...

 Mason Wood : Richard Castle, you have solved the murder of Phillip Harris.

 Mason Wood : and we, the members of the Greatest Detective Society,

This is a once-in-a-Iifetime opportunity to work with the best of the best.

 Castle : I already work with the greatest detective in the world,

 Castle : But, sir, you should seriously consider Kendall for membership.

 Castle : She's one hell of a detective, and sneaky in all the right ways.

 Mason Wood : You just keep getting more and more interesting, Mr. Castle.

You're just gonna knock on his door and change his life forever.

He's just walking down the street thinking, "I had sex with Rachel Greene. I rock!"

It's only different if he wants it to be. I'm not gonna ask him for anything.

Now he's walking around thinking, "Do I want to be a dad?" Then, bam!

Joey, what would you do if someone you slept with told you she was pregnant?

 Beckett : I am a trained detective, so don't bother denying it.

 Esposito : Nothing at any of the garages near Barbara Mann's building.

 Esposito : A guy in a sports car like that might have blasted through some red lights.

 Beckett : Yeah, it's a bit of a Hail Mary, but it's worth a try.

 Castle : Maybe we don't need traffic cams. Why not just the man on the street?

People aren't just going to notice that, they are going to talk about it.

 Beckett : "Just saw him driving some spaceship car into a garage

 Cuddy : What patient was that for? Or are you planning a party?

You shrunk the tumor. - Only way to get the guy to do the surgery.

Wouldn't want to operate on anyone really sick. They might die and spoil our stats.

 House : I got all focused on her right to live and forgot. You do what you think is right.

Ofcourse, I'll know better once you tell me what you're talking about. - Your birthday.

 House : Well, normally, I'd put on a festive hat and celebrate the fact that the Earth has circled the sun one more time.

but darn it if it wasn't the little planet that could all over again.

Every Saturday since we've lived in this apartment I have awakened at 6 : 15...

...sat on this end of this couch, turned on BBC America, and watched Doctor Who.

 Sheldon : Because I am neither an invalid nor a woman celebrating Mother's Day.

 Sheldon : Okay, this cereal has lost all its molecular integrity.

 Deputy Jones : Found him asleep in the tall grass couple of hundred yards to the east

 Beckett : If I wanted to investigate a murder, I would've stayed in the city.

 Beckett : And if you keep obsessing over this, it's gonna ruin the weekend.

 Lanie Parish : Based on lividity, I'm placing the time of death

but a neighbor next door said he saw a rusty white van parked outside

 Ryan : Some of her co-workers are going to meet us back at the precinct.

 Esposito : Not sure yet, but we think that our killer may have drawn it.

 Beckett : So how's the meeting going? Is Stephen still mad at you?

 Castle : he will be when I tell him to fire his real-estate agent.

What, to Stephen, or to the team of rats who came to welcome me at the door?

 Chase : Maybe the first doctor was right. Food allergy explains the anaphylaxis.

 Foreman : Progressive bulbar paralysis would explain the symptoms.

 Cameron : No. ALS would affect his facial muscles before his throat.

 Chase : That would be a little odd considering that's where all his symptoms are.

 House : His throat might be fine, his lungs might be messed up.

 House : Unless, of course, you think we should be asking the patient

 Mr. Lambert : It feels like I have to urinate and then when I try to go...

 Mr. Lambert : - It's my prostate, isn't it? - Nope, not your prostate.

 House : If it makes you feel any better, half the patients who come into this place

 Mr. Lambert : Look, this is impossible. I've been married for 20 years.

 Penny : but can I just ask you one question about your mom's book?

 Leonard : And the make-up was green. I was pretending to be the Hulk.

 Penny : who got a check-plus on her first homework assignment...

 Penny : I think, sometimes, it's good to open up about these things.

 Leonard : Okay, fine. Do you want to know why I dressed like the Hulk?

 Leonard : Maybe it's because I was always the subject of her little experiments.

 Leonard : Did you get to the chapter where she staged the Easter egg hunt

 House : And then I'll tell our patient that we just killed her.

 Bonnie : I never had the teeniest chance of selling you anything?

Wilson doesn't stop giving good advice just 'cause you're divorced.

 House : He's compulsive about remaining on good terms with his exes.

 House : Except you're haunted by the pitter-patter of tiny skanks.

 House : You don't feel guilty about getting Park thrown out of her home.

 House : You feel guilty about all the women that you've screwed over.

 Taub : meaning it's descending, which is the hallmark of botulism.

 House : The only problem is that being in love with the patient

 Taub : But what if it's not from ingesting, but from injecting?

 Taub : He was treated for intractable muscle spasms by the team's trainers.

It's a different situation, a different symptom, a different diagnosis.

 Alexis Castle : Her mom called her that wh she was little and it stuck.

 Alexis : Buttons and I bonded over being rejected from Stanford.

so we were planning to visit a few campuses together this weekend.

 Castle : Where are you staying, who's driving and who's chaperoning?

I could have Mrs. Dutton stop by to meet you when she picks me up.

 Beckett : Come on, it'd be like calling me "Rassle" or "Tassle"

 Javier Esposito : He still had cash on him, plus his wallet, phone

 Lanie Parish : Yep. Someone put a leash around his neck and pulled.

 Rachel : Well, he doesn't really love her. It's just a rebound thing from me.

 Passenger : And by the way, it seems to be perfectly clear that you were on a break.

No. What's with the third degree? Why not just shine a light in my eyes?

 Cuddy : Just to be clear, this whole little act isn't gonna work.

 House : I thought I did. Then I realized I've never been to one.

 Cameron : The father and the friend are responding well to treatment.

 Sheldon : Raj, Howard, I'd like you to meet Dr. Robert Oppenheimer.

 Sheldon : the father of the atomic bomb wants a saucer of milk.

 Sheldon : Yes. This is Enrico Fermi, Richard Feynman, Edward Teller, Otto Frisch...

 Ryan : It rained last night, so clearly these tracks were made afterwards.

 Esposito : Might be from the killer walking to his getaway car.

 Hayley : I will get Martha and Alexis here and I will protect them.

 Beckett : So you want to go back to being a government analyst?

 Vikram : I want to go back to being boring. Kind offorgotten what that feels like.

 Meredith : I'm not exaggerating. He didn't even hint. He just flat-out told me.

 Cristina : You know how sometimes it's about you and sometimes it's about me?

 Cristina : Mama took my eyebrows. She took my eyebrows, and now I am a Burke.

I want to give you three guys another opportunity to tell me the truth.

 Ross : So maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, me kissing your mom, huh?

 Rachel : And on page two, he's not reaching for her " heaving beasts. "

 Ross : Did you get to the part about his "huge, throbbing pens"?

 Ross : You don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those.

You know what? Since I'm here, I'm gonna have a beer on the portside.

 Rachel : I did not see the piece of Styrofoam shaped like Mike Tyson!

 Rachel : I did not, because I was trying to teach you how to sail a boat.

 Leonard : I'm tired of running to the gas station to use the bathroom.

 Mccord : We identified six members of his extended family living in the U.S.

 Mccord : Four in California, and two cousins right here in D.C.

 Beckett : We were in the process of running them down when Hendricks found this.

 Hendricks : we were able to track him to here, a coffee shop in Dupont Circle.

 Hendricks : A few seconds after he leaves, this man follows him out.

 Mccord : We've ID'd him as Waqas Rasheed, second cousin to Zawari.

 Hendricks : But here's what we know. He has dual U.S. -Afghan citizenship,

 Beckett : And, sir, he was in Jalalabad the night of the Zawari air strike.

 Mccord : Burying that many family members, that could radicalize anyone.

 Rachel : All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile...

 Ryan : shows at the Grayson Gallery in Chelsea once in a while.

All right, here's a list of all the people who had access to the apartment.

Babysitters, cleaning lady, super. Let's cross-reference that with any

registered sex offenders in the area, see if anyone had a thing for little girls.

 Beckett : Well, the father said what he did this morning was part of a routine.

 Beckett : So, either somebody got lucky, or they already knew it.

 Sorenson : Then you should start getting your financial records together.

 Beckett : Mrs. Candela, is there anyone that you know that can help you?

 Edmund : I guess it was only amazing to people who didn't know we were twins.

 Castle : Well, you're being modest. I'm sure you fooled a lot of people.

 Beckett : do you think you would be able to determine what he was doing?

 Edmund : Look, Detective, I don't know what he got mixed up in.

 Castle : I can't believe you're letting him just walk out of here.

 Beckett : A half a million dollar payment that he's hiding from the government?

 Espostio : But CSU did find some trace residue of C-4 explosives on the workbench.

 Beckett : Professor X will turn out to be Zalman's mystery client.

 Amy : Well, just recently, I learned that you refer to us as Shamy,

 Penny : But what I was going for was, you know, how's your life?

That's for canned goods. Have you forgotten everything from orientation?

You have to relax and let me take care of things once in a while.

Nothing in there concerns you. If you love me, you'll just let it go.

 Phoebe : Try this one. ''Go back in time and listen to Phoebe.''

All right, this just proves no good can come from having sex with Ross!

 Wilson : You're threatened by Foreman and feel the need to impress Cuddy.

 Wilson : The only thing that's relevant is Foreman is a good doctor.

 Cooking Teacher : Different elements combine to make a symphony.

 Wilson : How hard are you trying not to make a ball joke right now?

 Wilson : By the time they're cooked through, the outside will be burnt.

 Rachel : ...and I was like, "Well, yeah, if you've got enough life jackets."

 Monica : A guy from Ralph Lauren called. You got a second interview.

 Castle : Look, I have money. Anything you pay, I'll pay you back.

 Beckett : - So? I would, too, if I had a camera. - Of the crowd?

 Taub : They just don't usually broadcast all of them at the same time.

 Bob : Well, if I'm gonna die, I might as well do it with a clean soul.

 Bob : I've been eating wheat my entire life. I'm not allergic to wheat...

 Park : but none of his blood samples shows he's allergic to it.

 Beckett : he was being shoved into your Bolt-mobile at 11 : 00 p.m.

 Derek : So I invited him into my car for a little conversation.

 Derek : He said he was sorry, and that some urgent business matter came up.

 Derek : but he wanted me to take him to some diner for a late-night meet.

 Beckett : It still doesn't explain where he was during the day,

 Beckett : Knowing that our shooter was a staff member at the club

 Beckett : as soon as we started interviewing other staff members

 Montgomery : Dueling over a girl. Avenging the death of a loved one.

 Montgomery : Speaking of tragedy, did you hear about Detective Esposito?

 Epsosito : - We got this stuff from storage. - You should have seen your faces!

- Oh, yeah, let me just... Sorry. - Neck brace, please. Neck brace.

 Beckett : You mean the text where I said I was gonna pick you up?

 House : As soon as he breathed in all that cigar smoke' he was a dead man.

 House : The motorcycle accident was an unnecessary dramatic flourish.

 House : Not about anything medical, but my metaphors were perfect.

 MARK : So we're clear, you knew when you stepped into that surgery

- Well done. You were really prepared. - Yes. I'm always prepared.

One of the doctors around here with doubts about me or my abilities.

 BAILEY : My name was erased from the board. I have to assume that was you.

 MEREDITH : - Dr. Bailey... - I just... I just need to know why.

 BAILEY : I need you to tell me why you didn't want me in on your surgery.

l don't mind. l'll cancel them. l would never miss my secretary's birthday.

 Taub : transfers the bacteria, causes pericarditis, explains everything.

 Finn : If I explain, it becomes mundane. You lose the actual magic.

 Sheldon : Who here takes issue with this person cutting the line?

 Sheldon : by life, you don't even notice when someone disrespects you.

 Lydia : Hey, Knick fan, am I interested in your views on fatherhood? No.

 Beckett : Montgomery's post-incident evaluation. You come off like Steven Seagal.

 Beckett : If it wasn't for you, I would've never found my mom's killer.

 Chandler : A little tight? I could see 00 and 7 in those things.

- So you're not gonna be wearing yours? - Are you kidding? It's Batman's tux!

 Ross : Okay. But just the jacket. 00 and 7 are not getting in there.

 Front Desk Clerk : As a wedding gift to you, the hotel would like to give you the honeymoon suite.

You already got the first-class tickets, the lounge. We should get free stuff too!

 Woman : You can have the suite if you want. We don't care about where we stay.

 James Wilson : Do you know what terrorists do when you don't negotiate?

 Mrs. Bradberry : Dr. Cuddy, she's doing this thing with her mouth again.

 Ben Prosner : It's been on and off for the last couple of hours.

 Greg House : The alcohol treatment took away the heart and fever problems.

 Lisa Cuddy : Amylase and lipase are through the roof. She has pancreatitis.

 Beckett : Listen, every woman has her secrets, including Jenny.

 Alexis : After striking out all day, we finally tried JDF's on Madison.

 Martha : Well, not only did Alexis find this exquisite little number,

 Alexis : So as we're paying, Mr. Farnesworth is about to close up,

And the next thing you kno they invite us to join them for dinner.

 Alexis : They even invited us to their family's annual charity event.

 Alexis : I know I promised, and of course, I'll go if you want me to,

it's just this is the first time I've felt this way since Ashley, and...

 Meredith : I called a social worker and she's willing to talk to you...

 Meredith : We're talking about your ability to ever walk again.

 Anna : That's what you're talking about. I'm talking about my family.

 Anna : and way set in stone and way spiritual and you don't mess with them.

- Porn as pain management. - I didn't prescribe it. It wasn't me.

If he turns out to be some sex weirdo, it's on you. That's all I'm saying.

 Meredith : Talk to Anna's father. I'd do it myself but having testicles is a requirement.

 Derek sighs : - What happened to Social Services? - According to Anna, they can't help us.

 Cuddy : Other than your curiosity, do you have any reason to keep her on bypass?

 Chandler : Just for a few seconds so l can know what it is. Please?

All right, fine. But if l enjoy this, you have only yourself to blame!

-Why am l hearing cheering? -lt's okay. lt's just a football game.

 Chandler : This is great! This is the first time l've ever enjoyed football!

 Mike : -What are you doing? -You don't wanna see what l just saw!

 Sheldon : ...watching the final season of Babylon 5 with director commentary.

 Sheldon : I do. It fails as drama, science fiction and it's hopelessly derivative.

 Penny : ...discover our weaknesses, and report back to your alien overlords.

 Ross : ...should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you.

 Castle : So, there's no other reason you can think of as to why he lied?

 Lance Carlberg : Of course I did, Detective. I called them all myself.

 Lance Carlberg : And I got nothing but glowing recommendations.

 Beckett : I'd like to take a look at a copy of his resume, if you still have it.

 Lance Carlberg : I'll have human resources e-mail it over to you.

 Beckett : that Mr. Parker was romantically involved with one of your employees?

 Castle : Drunken fighting at an office party, that sort of thing?

 Lance Carlberg : No. Never. They actually seemed like a pretty solid couple.

 Esposito : Every single reference he gave is suddenly out of service?

 Ryan : When, according to his boss, they were all up and running six months ago?

 Beckett : This guy went to some pretty serious lengths to get this job.

 Alexis : but that's because no one had run a software update in, like, two years.

 Beckett : I am realizing that you are way over-qualified for this job.

 Alexis : most of the items here are pretty junky and meaningless.

 House : Now go tell Cindy whatever-her-name-is that she's dying.

 House : Very, very soon she is going to be dead. Is that still too subtle?

 House : Yeah, I knew I could count on your help for your homie.

Exactly. I'm black. I sympathize with guys who grew up in the inner city,

 Foreman : You can't blame society for the fact that you chose to become a killer.

 Foreman : That explains the tachycardia, which caused the pulmonary edema.

 Chase : How does an inmate on death row get his hands on heroin?

 Penny : Oh, sweetie, you really can't hold your liquor, can you?

 Leonard : Just a little mouthwash and then I'm gonna rock your world.

Oh. Toby, what did you do in a past life to be so disgusting now?

 Rachel : - He just wants to know how you got here. - Oh, please.

 Rachel : Excuse me, Dr. Bobby happens to be an excellent doctor.

 Beckett : No, Castle, we are not having a honeymoon at a dude ranch!

 Castle : We're a newlywed couple with a hankering for the wild frontier, right?

I know you wanna see justice brought to this young woman's killer,

 Castle : Saddle up, honey, because we are honeymooning out west.

Wow. It's like we rolled right into a John Ford movie. Thank you.

 Cesar : Her last boyfriend was a real nut. He's basically stalking her.

 House : I don't care who cares about her, who used to care about her.

If either one of you falls down dead, you can drop me a note, but...

What, you screwed up in the lab and accidentally spilled some bomb on her?

 House : Apparently our mad scientist is also a slutty scientist,

 House : whose milkshake's got all the nerds in the yard fighting over her.

 Thirteen : She's a slut because she's dated two different guys at work?

 Foreman : When we tested her blood and cerebral spinal fluid for toxic exposure,

 Taub : you'd be showing us MRI results. I assume they were negative.

 Chase : Couldn't hurt to start activated charcoal, see what happens.

 Monica : Being spit on is probably not what you need right now.

 Priest On Tv : We are gathered here to join Joanie Louise Cunningham..

 Izzie : - You shouldn't be out here. - Can you just back off? Please.

I became a wrestler and the next time he laid a hand on my mother,

You know, he was a cold, mean-tempered bastard, but he was still my old man.

 Chase : You think she's gonna prostitute herself? The three of us are that important to her?

 House : The groupies sleep with the roadies in order to get to Mick.

 Foreman : He said it smelled like the men's room at Veteran's Stadium. He was right.

 House : We rejected environmental causes because the wife was healthy.

 House : Well, she's not. Last six months, she can't smell a thing.

 House : If you think of them as one single patient, you add her symptoms to his...

 House : It explains everything. Even why they had so much trouble getting pregnant.

 Cameron : How could they have gotten exposed to that much cadmium?

 Foreman : Unless they were eating steel and batteries for breakfast.

 Chase : Why wouldn't you give it to me before, but now it's no problem?

 Hank : - I'm dyin', right? - So you've got nothing to lose this time.

 Chase : Begs the question, what were you worried about last time?

 DEREK : Pump up the blood pressure. We need as much blood as possible.

Wait a minute. I see something. A flicker on the hamstring oftwin A.

Congratulations, ladies and gentlemen, we have four functioning legs!

 DEREK : It'd be nice if every love triangle could be fixed with a scalpel.

If they could, you'd have stabbed me with a ten blade a long time ago.

 Martha : But you know something, darling? In life, you just have to accept the fact

 Beckett : First of all, let me say that I am so sorry for your loss.

 Natasha : I read about it in the paper. But he did have it coming.

 Natasha : Can you believe that that little toad was cheating on me?

 Cristina : Not Derek your boyfriend. Dr. Shepherd, the neurosurgeon.

 Cristina : She's gonna know that he's your boyfriend. She has ways.

 Meredith : She has that effect on people who aren't her daughter.

- She's your mother. She's really here. - This is your chance to talk to her.

 Izzie : Yes. But only because I have to know I did not spend my inheritance

 Izzie : on an empty room with empty beds. If I did that, I might go crazy.

 Man : - I'm going back to the ER. - Keep your pants on. We're going.

 George : - Everything OK? Are you off today? - You got married?

 Meredith : Because if it was Meredith impulsive, maybe I can help get you out of it.

 Alex : These patients are in surgery and these patients are in the ICU.

 Alex : These people have been transferred from other hospitals.

 Evan : When I get out of here, I'm not going to be afraid anymore.

 House : Too many. Half the people I save don't deserve a second chance.

I'm going to start by being a better father to you and to your sister.

 House And Evan : And to your other sister. And to your other sister.

 House : Cooling blankets in here. This guy's brain is about to boil.

 Thirteen : Fever rules out autoimmune. He's septic. He's got a massive infection.

Good news is last time Brock was in a coma, he fathered two children.

 Foreman : We need to identify the infection and get him on more targeted meds fast.

 Kutner : What about pneumococcus? Causes heart problems and sepsis.

But not the neuropathies in his foot and eyes. What about tetanus? It fits.

It certainly won't be a pleasant experience for anyone, but it's our only...

 Wilson : It's a little more complicated than that. We'll also be doing leukopheresis.

 Wilson : We run Matty's blood through a machine that filters out his white blood cells.

 Claudia : But without his white cells, how could he get better in time?

 Wilson : We'll pump the white blood cells back as soon as we have a diagnosis.

 Wilson : Then we should be able to cure the infection in time to do the transplant.

God knows it's a phrase that you've used often enough in your life.

 Wilson : It was a mistake every time. Give it a break. They said yes.

 House : That's not enough for you. You need them to feel good about saying yes.

 Wilson : I treat patients for months, maybe years, not weeks, like you.

 House : You have sporotrichosis. It's an infection from the thorn of the rose,

 House : Lesion on your eighth cranial nerve knocks out your balance,

 House : another on your phrenic nerve gives you serial hiccups.

 House : We then spread it to your bones and heart with steroids

 House : It's good news for him, it's good news for future generations.

 House : He's already packing for another Earth Day extravaganza next week.

I have an appointment with Dr. Robert Pilman, career counselor-a-go-go!

 Chandler : You guys in the living room all know what you want to do.

 Chandler : You have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream!

 Rachel : ...and I passed by your building and thought, "What's up with Carol...

 Frank : ...is that if they take my sperm, her egg, put it together in a dish...

...I just don't want my baby to grow into some chick I don't know, you know?

And we were wondering if you could give us a ride down to the train station.

Well, actually, we kind of need an answer to that one right now.

 Leonard : ...uh, did I read that you're on that tenure committee?

 Leonard : ...and let you know that I'll be throwing my hat in the...

 Beckett : There's only one way to know. We gotta find this mystery man.

 Elodie : Think outside of the box next year. After my kid has graduated.

Okay, so, each one of Madison's early morning visits to the library

 Castle : I'm guessing she wasn't hanging out in Russian lit to study.

 Castle : Thank God for the Kindle or I'd be out of a job in a couple of years.

 Beckett : German bearer bonds? I thought that only existed in Die Hard.

 Mr. Beaumont : but there's no way Madison had a bank account with this much cash in it.

 Esposito : we found some odd charges on your daughter's credit cards

 Ryan : Do you have any idea what she was doing or where she was going?

What, this? No. This- That's just the result of a childhood injury.

 Sheldon : Now, rise and shine, sleepy head. HaIf the town is probably dead.

 Sheldon : I think you'll like the drill tonight. I've tried to make it fun.

 Sheldon : Each of these cards contains a detailed scenario of a possible apocalyptic event.

 Sheldon : Yeah, really? You think those hippies in washington and Oregon can stop them?

 Ryan : No. The symbol's not in their database. Neither is our killer's MO.

 Beckett : And what about the white rusty van outside of Emma's apartment?

 Ryan : No traffic cams on her block, so, so far, it's not looking good.

 Esposito : This is my partner Detective Ryan, and our boss Captain Beckett.

 Beckett : Ryan, I'm going to be at the forensic technology seminar all afternoon,

 Jennifer : I just can't believe this. Emma was the sweetest person in the world.

 Castle : Since Hurricane Sandy, a lot of those are still closed.

 Beckett : CSU said that they were made within the last 24 hours.

 Beckett : These prints, not the tracks from the giant clown feet.

 Castle : Yes, let's go to a crime scene and ignore the evidence.

 Esposito : with a sketch of the guy she argued with the day she died.

 Beckett : Talk to Anne's friends and family and see if anyone recognizes him.

 Ryan : She says that Bigfoot tried to break into her apartment,

 Lily : You're Robin Scherbatsky. You're confident, strong, tall,

No, no. Robin, if you call him right now, you will hate yourself.

Look, I have slept with lots of women who afterwards told me off

And when we were finished, I could see that look on their faces,

that look that says they hate themselves and they wish they'd never called.

 Castle : We're private investigators. We're here to talk to you about Robyn.

 Ted : Think of all the hard rock cafe t-shirts they could collect.

 Robin : We don't want to start having babies right this second.

 Sheldon : -And Amy doesn't look sick. -Why would they lie to us?

 Howard : Beach blankets, my friend. It's all about beach blankets.

 Phoebe : You're just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding.

- And the non sequitur award goes to... - I'm sorry. I hate Alex.

 Meredith : - I broke up with Derek. - Burke wants to have a relationship.

 George : - why call the button "alarm"? - That didn't work the last five times.

 Pete : and whispering isn't a sign that I'm going to be A-OK, you know?

- You're not critical. You'll be fine. - Oh, God! What am I gonna do?

 House : Now, you all have numbers, so we're gonna do this alphabetically.

 House : What, you think I'd pull you off Buddy Ebsen just for a junkie?

 24 : Has anyone close to you been sick lately? A family member, co-worker?

 13 : Well, like you said, you wouldn't interrupt Buddy with anything that wasn't.

 Man 3 : But she's pregnant. Is it possible you just didn't see her?

 Joey : They should just watch TV after school like I did. I turned out fine.

 Monica : I hide in the shower. They start going at it on the floor.

 Chandler : I once walked in on both my parents making love to the same guy.

 Richard : As a poet once said, "In the sweetness of friendship...

In the dew of little things, the heart finds its morning and is refreshed."

 Amy : We're not gonna get drunk and have a six-way with the Blue Man Group, are we?

- The ladies are away, the boys will play! - Anything can happen!

 Bernadette : I got a sexy new tube top that says "come hither"...

 Bernadette : ...and a can of pepper spray that says, "Close enough, Jack."

 Amy : I got some old underwear I'm gonna throw onstage at the Garth Brooks concert.

Because last time I saw him, I threw new ones and it got me nothing.

 Rachel : I would love to live with you. That's great. Thank you.

 Rachel : I was gonna be homeless. You just saved me. You're my hero.

 Rachel : I have to go tell Monica what a wonderful brother she has.

 Raj : and though we can't understand it, we can be happy to know

 Raj : You saw her. She looks like Jim Carrey from Dumb and Dumber!

 Sheldon : It certainly buoyed up this employee's esprit de corps.

 Howard : Like I was saying, right now it's just a dummy procedure,

 Monica : But now we have this second one, and it feels like it's snowballing.

 Sheldon : If you like, you can review my daily log of social interactions...

- Uh, don't worry about it. It's my treat. - No, really. How much?

 Lisa Cuddy : The alcohol didn't cause the pancreatitis, the internal bleeding did.

 Lisa Cuddy : The question is, what caused the internal bleeding?

 Greg House : You do know that the patient had a building lying on her.

 Lisa Cuddy : Three problems, three completely different explanations.

 Greg House : because it's been proven right every step of the way.

 Lisa Cuddy : This much bleeding is a symptom of something more.

 Greg House : and they wouldn't notice the size of this woman's uterus.

 Surgeon : Got a big room up top with a big window just for that.

 Surgeon : You wanna look at vaginas, there are websites for that.

 Monica : - I thought you were over this. - That has nothing to do with it.

She is my ex-wife, If she were marrying a guy, you wouldn't expect me to go.

 Ross : If she were marrying a guy, she'd be the worst lesbian ever.

 Joey : You got so many lines to learn so fast that sometimes...

 House : The self-important jerk does not have Transverse Myelitis.

 House : Well, when you're finished almost finishing it, test it.

 Wilson : Dr. Foreman, a lot of Jews have non-Jewish relatives, and most of us don't keep kosher.

 Wilson : I can see getting through high school without learning a thing about jews, but medical school?

 Foreman : You don't even know her name. You called her Rachel. Her name is Rebecca.

 House : - You said you didn't find anything. - Everything I found was in my...

 House : It fits. Could have been living there for years. Never occurred to me that...

 Cameron : Millions of people eat ham every day. It's quite a leap to think that's she's got a tapeworm.

Okay, Mr. Neurologist, what happens when you give steroids to a person who has a tapeworm?

 Foreman : They... They get a little better, and... and then they get worse.

 Monica : She's got everything I want, and she doesn't have my mother.

Plus, I think it should be Joe. Joey makes me sound like I'm this big : 

 Penny : Oh, fine. You know, it's, been a while. I'm getting back out there.

 Mrs Cooper : Let me ask you, when you get back out there, are you wearing this?

That top has paid for itseIf in free drinks, Iike, 10 times what it cost.

 Mrs Cooper : Hon, you think maybe the reason why you're having trouble...

...finding a guy is because you're letting them ride the roller coaster...

I'm going out. Would it be crazy to ask you to look at the outfit I'm gonna wear?

 Mrs Cooper : When I was your age, you could have me for a car ride...

 House : If you guys hadn't been so busy trying to prove me wrong, you might've checked in on the poor kid.

 House : I was sitting by his bed all morning, just so he'd know someone was there for him.

 House : Ergo, the treatment's working. Ergo, me right, you wrong.

 Wilson : That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality. Thank you.

 House : It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.

 Wilson : I get that you're not a big believer in the "catching flies with honey" approach,

 Wilson : but do you honestly think you'll collect a jarful by cleverly taunting them?

"Nice try. Great guess, but sorry, not this time", what do you think he'd be doing right now?

 Wilson : You want him to feel like a piece of crap? No. I don't want him going home.

 Foreman : Still have the cough. I'm feeling a lot better though.

 Foreman : Just ordering some tests. Absolutely nothing to worry about.

 Barney : The older, lame dance move, comeback tour backstreet boys.

 Marshall : 'Cause, um, when it gets too short, it starts to look weird.

 Marshall : And I don't want to look weird when I'm up there, you know.

 Amy : I hope he's this distraught if he ever breaks up with me.

 Penny : Sheldon, have you ever considered not rushing into something new?

 Penny : I mean, why don't you take your time, enjoy your freedom?

 Sheldon : and hit me over the head with the biggest book he could find.

 Sheldon : but since my cerebral cortex is twiddling its proverbial thumbs,

 Leonard : that the work on her apartment was finished a couple weeks ago.

It's good to be reminded how important it is to be at the top of your game.

 ADDISON : My name. The divorce was finalized this morning. So... Montgomery.

 House : First person to offer me an interesting case gets to ride her,

 House : Which now said out loud sounds even more inappropriate.

 House : Dysosmia could be anything from an environmental factor

 House : You two, load him up with prednisone, give him an odor ID test.

Give me your hand. Push down here. Pull it towards you. Suction!

 Leonard : Are you sure that your being drunk and your being angry with Kurt...

 Leonard : ...doesn't have something to do with what's going on here?

 Mike : You're not gonna try and get me to join a cult, are you?

Yeah, l said something stupid about her never having had a serious relationship.

 Ross : But you should know, she is so much fun. A wonderful person.

 Bailey : that will determine the course of your medical careers.

 Bailey : The five interns with the lowest test scores will be cut from the program.

 Bailey : Are you helping out in the ER? You are most certainly not.

 Derek : - Aren't you supposed to be studying? - I have a quick question.

 Alex : Could the craniotomy you performed on Jane Doe have affected her memory?

 Derek : Doubtful. I was mostly working in the speech center of her brain.

Run another WMSR. Have to wait and see if she remembers anything else.

 Derek : - Nice work, Dr. Montgomery. - Thanks. I was just directing traffic.

 Derek : - I was being sarcastic. - Brain surgery's so impressive.

 Addison : Yeah. We came to see you, actually. We need a consult.

 Walter : Potential birth mom. She hasn't actually picked us yet.

 Joe : We filed an application, but we never thought we'd get picked.

 Joey : - What do you see in him, anyway? - He happens to be brilliant.

 Kate : Which is more than I can say for that sweater you're dating.

Okay. I'm afraid to say this, but let's pick it up where we left off.

He suffered third-degree burns over 54% of his body, a year ago,

 Cameron : and arrived in the ER last night, disoriented and shivering.

 Chase : Why don't you contest the search of the pharmacy records?

 Foreman : Yeah. You could argue it violated doctor-patient confidentiality.

 Cameron : He was the guy who stole from the patient and the doctor!

This was the third time he'd been disoriented in the last two weeks.

Running into smoke-filled burning buildings can be a bit disorienting.

 Cameron : He's not in a burning building anymore, and he's still shivering.

 Cameron : He tested negative for Hep C, TB, HIV, Lyme, and his tox screen's clean.

 House : In case you hadn't noticed, not exactly in the mood to dance.

 Cameron : I'm not asking you to dance. I'm asking you to do your job.

 House : EKG showed arrhythmia. Probably just a mild heart attack.

 Cameron : No chest pain. And smoke inhalation already explains the arrhythmia.

The guy was in the burn unit for six months and had multiple surgeries.

 Chandler : Maybe that's because she's a minion of the Antichrist.

You said it was a show cat. Why don't you show it, win some prize money.

Those shows cost a hundred bucks to enter, and all you win are these ribbons...

 Rachel : ...and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand!

He wasn't recalled back to the future. Do you know how I know that?

There was a mix-up with the paperwork when his charges were dropped,

 Ryan : Your girl Veronica says she stole the victim's keys for a friend of yours.

 Mick Lynden : No, man, I swear to God, I didn't know he was gonna do this!

 Beckett : Yeah, there is something about us that seems to draw in trouble.

 Castle : But, still, as bad as the situation gets, we always find a way out.

 Castle : You find the evidence, evidence helps me build the story,

 SONJA : The only time we didn't fight was when we were having sex.

But you are old enough to know that your parents are sexual beings

And Daddy, what are you doing? I thought you'd finally moved on.

 House : - but this she says no to. - Doesn't that tell you something?

 Cuddy : Yes, that she doesn't want some lunatic doctor searching her vagina

 Cameron : - She's not poisoning him! - It's the only explanation!

 Cameron : No, it's the only explanation your twisted mind can come up with

 House : that people are all so happily married they don't want to kill each other.

 Cuddy : Sorry, I'm not giving you permission to assault someone.

 Howard : and when he lands in the bag to eat it, we close it up.

 Howard : Again, it looked like my car, and the baby didn't even cry

 Monica : You have to go to London. You have to go fight for her.

 Castle : there is a perfect date for our perfect wedding and we will find it.

MAN : Richard, something is about to happen, but you cannot react.

 Receptionist : Sorry, Mr. Cross isn't picking up. Oh, here he is.

 Rachel : - Oh my God! I was so afraid I wasn't gonna remember any of my high-school French,

 Gate Attendant #1 : - Madame, if you don't have your boarding pass... - I have it, I have it, I have it.

 Gate Attendant #1 : - Madame, you must have your boarding pass.. - Okay, fine!

 Rachel : But you know what? If I was in 36D, we would not be having this problem.

I drive you all the way down here, and I don't get to see how it works out?

I don't know if I want it because it might be too many memories.

 Sheldon : I'm attending a party this weekend for a 93-year-old woman.

 Sheldon : Well, she'd just look silly wearing that without the rest of the costume.

 Stuart : and the kind of pink complexion that comes with good nutrition...

 Foreman : Brain waves indicate mild hallucination. Neurons are lighting up.

 Chase : His blood pressure's already at 160 over 110. Any higher and...

 Foreman : Area's still too fuzzy to make any kind of distinction.

 Penny : But when you're relaxed and open, you're inviting them in.

 Sheldon : If our friend the flag has taught me anything, it's to go where the wind takes you.

 Sheldon : As long as you remain firmly attached to a rigid pole.

 Sheldon : So, Penny, what sort of flag questions keep you awake at night?

...what did you have for breakfast, a big glass of good question juice?

 Sheldon : The Nebraska state flag is simply the state seal on a field of blue.

 Chandler : Listen, I just wanted to apologize about the whole massage thing.

 House : Why are you doing surgery when I need you finding me a new case?

 Wilson : But moving in together is a whole other level of commitment.

 House : I realize that the logical course in any adult relationship

 Chase : Wilson, he's got global lung damage. Means it's not fungal.

 Beckett : No, but you were in her first period class this morning.

 Lucas : so I just wanted to see if she was okay, so I went after her.

 Tech Agent Tori : Okay, so let's start with the cafeteria video.

 Tech Agent Tori : or anyone else is moving the tables and chairs.

 Tech Agent Tori : Frankly, I can't explain what we're seeing here.

 Beckett : What about the FaceTime call made to Madison's friends?

 Tori : Unless someone's recording it, once the call ends, the data is gone.

 Tori : obsessing on all things telekinesis, starting two weeks ago.

 Castle : Right about the time she telekinetically rearranged the cafeteria.

 Esposito : Her service provider says that her phone's been turned off,

 Raj : Wondering if you're free Friday. They're having'80s night at the Greek.

 Raj : Hall & Oates, Katrina and the Waves, and three-fifths of Kajagoogoo.

 Penny : - That's really sweet, but the thing is... - Oh, there's a thing.

 Penny : Look, honey, I was really drunk and made a huge mistake last night.

We should have never slept together. It's what ruins friendships.

 Raj : That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.

 Raj running in : I've been accepted as a test subject for a drug...

 Raj : ...have you ever met a man from the exotic subcontinent of India?

- Well, there's Dr. Patel at our church. - Yes, Patel. Good man.

A hog? You have a two-cylinder scooter with a basket in the front.

 Raj : In other words, if you wonder, wonder who wrote the book of love...

I mean, he is a sweet man deep down, but he's just a little off.

 Castle : I'm sorry, are you saying that Harold thinks it's the 1970s?

 Yvonne : And anything that happens that bursts that bubble, he just gets all confused.

 Yvonne : So when you go in to talk to him, just turn off your cell phones...

 Yvonne : pretend like it's 40 years ago, and you shouldn't have any problem.

 Penny : You know, not an attractive quality in a woman, Leonard.

 Mrs Koothrappali on webcam : We're very rich in a very poor country.

 Mrs Koothrappali : Rajesh, why aren't you making your sister comfortable?

Our last dinner together. Me, bringing the food of my ancestors...

 Chandler : Okay, now you stay out here, and you think about what you did!

 Chandler : Now, when you come back, I hope you remember that that chick is not a toy!

I was kind of supposed to be on TV tonight for the Discovery Channel.

 Joey : I don't like it when people take food off of my plate, okay?

 Joey : I'm overreacting, okay? It's just, when it comes to food, I...

...there are things you do, and, you know, things that you don't do.

 Sheldon : But since then, we've pretty much gone our own separate ways.

 Sheldon : ...that resting in her loins is the potential for another individual...

 Leonard : Exactly. And you owe it to yourself and to posterity...

 Leonard : ...to protect the genetic integrity of your sister's future offspring.

 Sheldon : You're right. If someone wants to get at Missy's fallopian tubes...

If it helps, Alexandra's only been massaging her for three years.

-I mean, I can't leave Ben. -You can just video-conference with him.

 Monica : I'm sure your ex-wife would be more than happy to move...

 Thirteen [letting The Anger Come In] : I didn't expect compassion from you.

 Thirteen [letting The Anger Come In] : Any emotional engagement at all.

 Thirteen [letting The Anger Come In] : It's no wonder Cuddy broke up with you.

 Vikram : We can use this to go at Caleb, get him to reveal LokSat's identity.

 Beckett : No, we gotta wait until we have something more concrete.

I'll look in to see what other trips he's taken under that name,

 Beckett : Look, I know this is frustrating, but we're getting close.

 Alan : That's not even a little sexy. This is so much scarier than dying.

 Gwen : I was surprised that you called after the day you've had.

 Ryan : Somebody went to a significant amount of trouble to frame you.

 Ryan : He wanted to make a political statement by confronting Lopez

 Ryan : That way, he knew that it would blow up on the 24-hour news cycle.

 Nash : Every now and then, I just call to hear her voice on the machine.

 House : Forget about rights. Just tell her what you need to tell her.

 Gracie's Voice : It's Gracie, I can't come to the phone, so please leave a message.

 Amy : If we're friends, we should be able to talk about anything.

 Charlotte : We were just kids then. We were scared out of our minds.

 Charlotte : We came from good families. We'd been accepted into college.

 Charlotte : The note said to put it in a dumpster at Bleecker and Thompson.

 back to present scene in Ted's room Barney : It's endearing. You're a caregiver.

 back to present scene in Ted's room Barney : Never take family values out of the equation.

Someday I could look back and say, "That was a big, fun, ltalian thing. "

 MEREDITH : You did the best you could. That's all anybody can do.

 Lisa Cuddy : And you were wrong about needing a team. She almost died.

 Lisa Cuddy : You were content with your "people are idiots" theory.

 Lisa Cuddy : that this guy knew nothing about the love of his life.

 Lisa Cuddy : And as soon as you claimed it was multiple conditions,

 Lisa Cuddy : Foreman would have done anything to prove you wrong,

 Lisa Cuddy : and then Chase would have done anything to prove you right.

 Greg House : This will be the longest job interview of your life.

 Greg House : that you will often consider unfair, demeaning and illegal.

 Foreman : We're using iodine dye to track the blood flow in your neck and arm.

 House continues : Apparently your mom doesn't care what you're missing.

MS. MILLER : He says he feels the vibrations in his abdomen, but not his hand.

 Esposito : Sam wouldn't have wanted Sarah to get onto his 007 routine,

 Beckett : She and Sam were taking long romantic walks at Port Newark.

 Beckett : with the car service because he was trying to hide something.

 Beckett : and see why he felt the need to give Sarah a cover story.

 Castle : Oh, no. What happened to that list of detectives Beckett gave you?

 Alexis : I just really wanted to get those pictures back to the victim's family.

 Alexis : I mean, I'd want them if they were pictures that you'd carried around.

 Castle : If you're imagining a scenario where I am no longer here,

and watching over your every move, and protecting you from every danger,

 Alexis : - I'm just saying I think it's important. - No, you're right.

 Castle : But remember, there's a reason why a lot of this stuff goes unclaimed.

 Alexis : I guess I just need to focus on cataloging for the rest of my time here.

 Kyle : I've had seizures before. Most of the time they're small.

 Kyle : Doctors ran me through all the tests. Couldn't find anything.

 Kyle : a lot of chutzpah and the ability to sleep for 10 years.

 Kyle : and after she died and he came here I was raised by a guardian.

 Cameron : as the person the hospital should contact in an emergency?

Don't you have a little too much penis to wear a dress like that?

 Burke : - I'm not letting you scrub in. - I'm not wearing a ring.

 Meredith : The reason I want you to have the surgery is because I have this hope

 Meredith : that in a year or two years or five, they're going to have a breakthrough.

 Foreman : Glad to see taking a year off didn't dull your skill set.

 Jason Bollinger : - Is the statement ready? - Mike's still working on it.

 Bollinger : and I want my quote of outrage and sympathy in the damn article.

 Bollinger : I'm sorry, it's been all hands on deck since we found out.

 Bollinger : If you don't handle these things right, you get crucified.

Oh, he threw me a couple of fundraisers. We met a few times. Why?

I figured as long as I was ahead in the polls, there was no reason to use it.

 Penny : Oh, had to go to a sales seminar on our new sleeping pill.

 Penny : Are you still upset about people finding out you're pregnant?

 Bernadette : I've been trying to figure out a way to get back at her.

 Penny : in high school, there was this girl who was talking about me

 Howard : Mm, boy, that's one of those jobs that's boring, boring,

 Howard : This thing's bigger than you and me... band's back together.

 Alexis : I don't know if it's a good idea or if she's really the one.

 Alexis : Because she makes you happy. The same way Pi makes me happy.

 Alexis : No, you don't. Because it's not about what you say, it's what's inside.

I know what's there now, and I don't want Pi to feel that from you.

 Castle : Meantime, how about we go out for some make-up ice cream, okay?

 Alexis : And you need time to figure out a way to be okay with this.

 Beckett : He went in just after the last payment was made on the storage unit.

 Beckett : And he was also on the outside when her husband was whacked.

 Capt. Montgomery : Sounds like he's worth a trip to South Jersey.

 Henson : You ever been in love, Detective? Makes you do crazy things.

 Henson : But even the first day, her and me, we both knew it was never gonna work.

 Henson : God knows her folks were never gonna let their little girl

 Henson : She thought he was gonna leave her and get custody of the kids, you know,

 Esposito : - Castle, go call for backup. - Wait for them out front.

 Castle : You are not who I thought you were. I am so sorry. Have a lovely day.

 Foreman : So we get her declared unstable, appoint a medical proxy...

 House : She was unstable. Now, she's sane. She's entitled to refuse the treatment.

 House : Fine! Go on in there and tell her that every day is a blessing.

"So you killed your baby? Shake it off. Think positive. At least you're alive."

 House : You just wanted all that crap you went through to mean something.

 House : Well, it didn't mean anything. It never does. Welcome back.

 Raj : - How's your burrito? - Still a little frozen in the middle.

 Raj : Probably because I didn't read the instructions. No wrapper's gonna tell me what to do.

 Raj : I don't know, maybe it's all those steroids I've been taking.

 Lucy : I think I'm gonna go. Thank you for the burrito and the pork rinds...

 Lucy : ...and the 20-minute lecture on why monster trucks are better than regular trucks.

Oh. I just write that for myself. I didn't think anybody actually read it.

 Raj : No kidding. You didn't make it easy to find. I spent hours digging around online.

 Raj : For the record, you have excellent credit and your diabetic aunt...

 Receptionist : -The doctor will be right with you, sir. -l hear you...

 Ted : And we're getting a hotel room in the city Saturday night.

 Lily : I hadn't had been with marshall in two months and 19 days.

 Chase : Which means I can ask for 25% of your income and you'll give it to me.

 House : that I'm Cuddy's boss and all the office renovation plans need to go through me.

 Wilson : Screwing with her office means her renovations will take longer,

 House : See there? I'm having a bidet put in instead of a toilet.

 House : Is this fun for you? Analyzing everyone else's fun away?

You're not 14 anymore, okay? Maybe it's time you let that stuff go.

If he's not at your wedding, you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

- So I never get to win anymore? - How much did you ever win before?

 Sheldon : Uh, which is closer to the new train store in Monrovia?

 Sheldon : I guess it doesn't matter which one of you drives me.

 Sheldon : Let's play a fun guessing game to see who gets to take me.

 Sheldon : All right. This four-letter word describes either a printer's type size...

- Okay, I'm not driving him. - Penny, don't give up, you can get this.

 Amy : No, I have no interest in model trains, stores that sell them...

 Rachel : This is so cool, you guys. The entire city's blacked out.

 Rachel : -You guys, this is big. -Pants and a sweater. Why, Mom?

 Amy : How about the theme song to the television show Diff'rent Strokes?

 Sheldon : Penny has dragged a chair in off the street whose unknown provenance...

...jeopardizes the heaIth and weIfare of every resident in our building.

 Amy : Just because you have a focus on cleanliness bordering on the psychotic...

 Howard : Boy, seems like forever since the four of us have been out to eat.

All right, I'd kill a hobo if it would get me laid. Now, can we order?

 Sheldon : General Tso's Chicken is no longer listed under "specialties."

 Kutner : She was adopted when the parents thought they couldn't have kids.

 Taub : And the real children probably think they were accidents

 Taub : You're saying you like her, so you don't want her faults to be her fault.

 Taub : But they're someone's fault, and the only other people you know are...

 House : I think that was Hitler's excuse, "Lost track of the Jews."

 House : Make it fast. I don't want to miss the anal cavity search.

 Beckett : Well, spatter analysis shows that it came from the driver.

 Esposito : found that a bunch of performance tweaks were done to it.

 Esposito : Octane booster in the tank, catalytic converter was bypassed,

 Sara : This is a much older building, based on how worn the floor is.

 Stuart : I've been told the sound of my voice puts people to sleep.

 House : So either his heart is on the fritz, or he's got cancer.

I found a picture of his mom. She's got a droopy eye, fat face, thick neck.

 Jason : You can't be sure which... His neck, distended jugular.

I'm going to try to strangle you faster than you can pull a trigger.

 Jason : If I get any weaker and they don't fix it, I'll shoot you.

The whole point of those things is they make your muscles contract.

 House : Threatening to shoot the guy who's diagnosing you makes a lot of sense.

 Thirteen : No evidence of trauma, your blood work looks normal.

 Thirteen : I'll arrange to have you transferred to a neurologist.

 Vince : A neurologist? Don't you have some famous diagnostics guy?

 House : I've sent out some resumes. Research means no patients, less pressure.

But you just got out, have you had enough time to think this through?

before the hostile organisms and parasites claim you permanently?

 Cameron : you can press this button and the chamber will decompress.

 Chase : Your brain's not getting enough oxygen. You're losing motor function.

 Chase : - We should start this right away. - Should I be scared?

 Cameron : No, you probably have a carbon monoxide leak in your place.

 Ross : You and I both know we are perfect for each other. Right?

 Trapper John : You're running that idiot's playbook, aren't you?

Also, there's a Susan Craig from the bank's main branch on line four.

 Peterson : Let Trapper John think about things and then we'll call him back.

 Foreman : The stroke was caused by a clot in her middle cerebral artery.

 Foreman : Should dissolve the clot and hopefully prevent brain damage,

 Foreman : but we won't know for sure until she regains consciousness.

 House : Arthritis, heart disease. Why can't this kid act her age?

 Foreman : JRA doesn't affect the blood. That means the clot's a symptom of something else.

 Cameron : She's fully hydrated and her blood's still thicker than pancake batter.

 Foreman : Lack of oxygen forces the body to overproduce red cells.

 House : You two go check the house, see if Dad's a closet Marlboro Man.

 House : By making you do your job? Does seem kind of cruel, doesn't it?

 House : Take along a carbon monoxide detector to check for leaks,

and, you, start her on hydroxyurea to control her red blood cell production.

 House : Tell you how to drain a pint or two so she doesn't clot again.

What about you, huh? You're the single one. See anybody in there you like?

Well, let's see. There was that really big guy that l was talking to...

 Joey : But what about back home? Anything going on there? Anybody you like?

lt doesn't matter, you know? lt's not like anything's gonna happen.

 Sheldon : but can't figure out how to fix a novelty squirt flower?

 Leonard : at the Armenian church where his funeral mass was held.

 Izzie : and there isn't anyone who doubts that you should be there.

 Izzie : I put myself through med school by posing in my underwear.

 Izzie : You know, I walk into the OR, and everyone hopes I'm the nurse.

 Beckett : So this was a failsafe installed by whoever was behind this.

 Beckett : We were never meant to find out about the rover, or M.I.R.A.,

 Beckett : the killer wanted to make sure we didn't get any further.

 Jansen : They're the only ones who could've planted that subroutine.

The only ones who could've convinced M.I.R.A. that Tom was a threat.

 Castle : As a matter of fact, there's only one explanation that makes sense.

 Robin : Talking like a little boy is not working with the ladies.

 Barney : Do you want to wrestle with our special bathing suit places?

I can't believe this. You're the good one. You went to college! Both years!

Bobby Corso. But he's a real nice guy. I like him a lot. He's real funny.

 Patterson : Jack Patterson. I work for Francisco Pilar. Did, anyway.

 Beckett : We're investigating his murder. What t he hell is this place?

 Patterson : Francisco was breeding a new type of designer dog, the Pilar Retriever.

 Patterson : I managed the operation when he was traveling. It was a real tragedy.

 Patterson : Francisco didn't have hobbies. His whole life was his work.

 Esposito : Francisco made a bunch of major cash deposits into an account.

 Patterson : giving him cash just to reserve a pup from the first litter.

It doesn't, does it? You wanted lumps? Here you go, buddy. You got one!

-Don't yell at me. You burned dinner! -Hey, don't make her squeak again!

 Rachel : God, this is great! The plane is gone. I guess I'm stuck here with you guys.

 Joey : We all had better plans. This was nobody's first choice!

 Monica : Oh, really? So why was I busting my ass to make this delicious dinner?

 Javier Esposito : - Yeah. - Well, I figured out what caused it.

 Beckett : Now it's making sense. Wearing the same clothes overnight.

 Beckett : If Hannah was being held hostage, then why didn't she report it?

 Ryan : And how did she get magically transported to Madagascar?

 Beckett : It has to have something to do with those $5,000 payments

 Beckett : and that meeting with that mystery man at the bar in Brooklyn.

all of these clues will fit together beautifully in a murderous mosaic.

 Esposito : I hate to interrupt your little, uh, love connection,

 Esposito : I found footage of Hannah arriving at Margo's building in a taxi.

Have you thought about why Arthur didn't want you to read his paper?

 Sheldon : And my only conclusion is the prescription he was picking up

 Sheldon : Look, when it comes to social skills, I've mastered the big three.

 Leonard : You need to watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The perfect show for the two of us.

 Leonard : It's got action and jokes and hot vampires and romance. I cannot oversell this.

 Sheldon on phone : Hello, Syfy Network, this is your vice president of programing.

 Sheldon on phone : We have made a horrible mistake regarding Alphas.

 Sheldon on phone : Put me through to the people who handle that.

 Sheldon on phone : Tell them it's me. I don't wanna answer a lot of questions...

 Sheldon on phone : ...concerned about y'all canceling his favorite show.

So this one I'm gonna keep in an asbestos-lined box far away from Rachel.

 Phoebe : -People tell doctors everything. -You said he was this great guy.

All the guys I meet seem nice at first, then turn out to be big jerks.

 Monica : I'm so glad you're home. We can finally organize these photos.

 Monica : Hand me that other box of photos. That's the last one.

 Kay : There was this creep photographer hidden down between two cars.

But do you really think that Francisco w as murdered because of it?

This is the day that Lolit got off her leash and she climbed up this hill

All the pictures ID'd from the collar-cam can be traced back to him.

 Howard : I'm a little insulted that you guys don't think I can handle it.

 Mike M : You know you're gonna have to go through survival training again.

 Mrs Wolowitz : But you wouldn't know that, because you don't love me enough

 Raj : Howard, I'm so sorry your blood pressure was off the charts.

I have Homeland tightening security at every likely D.C. Target.

 Mccord : with a lot more than just a couple of deaths on our hands,

 Castle : And if we stop the next attack, it might mean saving me.

But if this is Al-Qaeda retaliation, how did they know about Bronson?

 Vilante : If Al-Qaeda is about to strike, they must have people on the ground.

 Castle : She's been calling all morning. I can't avoid her forever.

 Martha : Richard, you were ushered out of here last night like a common criminal.

 Castle : And I can still help ID this victim. Thank you very much.

 Esposito : Because you've never touched anything at a crime scene.

 Lanie : Make note that this is contaminated with Hayley's prints.

 Esposito : Looks like somebody caught Marcus in the act and killed him.

 Hayley : I don't know if it's important at all, but all those chairs are tucked in,

 Robin : No, I mean, I guess I don't know how to do this girlfriend thing.

 Ted : Like he never did when he was young enough for it to matter.

 Barney : This gonna be another one of your weird all-guy parties?

 Chandler : That's a lie! You went to the game. I can see Joey's hand.

 Rachel : Please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey.

 Ross : - How are we gonna decide who gets this? - Water balloon!

 Chandler : Guys, I'd listen to her. The vein is bigger than I've ever seen it!

 Sheldon-bot : have demonstrated to me that my body is too fragile

 Howard after Raj whispers to him : Really? That's your question--

 Stuart : You could have at least warned him about the furniture.

 Raj : No, Stuart picked out those throw pillows all on his own.

 Beckett : I've connected you to the Warners, the Warners to the stone,

 Beckett : the stone to the dead girl, and the dead girl back to you.

 Hawke : Yes, the Warners hired me to find the diamond. That's it.

 Hawke : I do things, Detective. Questionable things. But I don't kill.

 Olivia : I think it's always better to hear bad news first hand.

 George : She's decerebrate. Her brain's... Her brain stem's still alive.

 Dr. Orsen : They probably just missed it. The cortex is dead, the brain stem will follow.

- But don't you think... - She'll be dead when we get to the OR.

 Dr. Domner : - I don't need the practice. - Transplant committee gave the OK.

 Dr. Domner : But, without a liver, I don't think this guy's going to last that long.

 Castle : The killer grabbed the nearest heavy object and felled poor Mr. Swan

 Castle : Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin. And the list is extensive.

 Beckett : like, who might have been in this trailer last night.

 Butterfly : And every night since I'd meet him in his trailer right after the show.

 Leonard : I'm dealing with a situation and it's kind of about my love life.

 Leonard : So I know that might be weird for us to talk about...

 Leonard : ...but in this area, as you know, all my other friends are just so stupid.

If you ever wanna talk to me about a problem in your life with a guy...

 Penny : ...who's about to be force-fed wine and cheese if he doesn't get to the point.

No, it's not. If she gonna be that clumsy, she's not drawing your blood.

 Nina : Not very well. I'm going to get a nurse, a senior nurse.

 Richard : Please tell me you're not coming up with a 10 year plan for this hospital.

You can me up with all the plans you want, but in the end, it just...

 Derek : Yeah, you know, when I pulled her out of the water, it was...

Put in graspers to lift the gallbladder so we can dissect it out.

 Bailey : Good. And what are we looking for in Calot's triangle?

 Bailey : Mr. Sorrento, when we removed your wife's gallbladder,

 Bailey : It's often a sign of gallbladder cancer. We sent it off to Pathology.

 Bailey : but she's going to need more tests to see what our next steps are.

 Castle : Unless he's the other time traveler that Doyle was talking about.

Well, at the time, the authorities linked him to a radical Eco group

 Ryan : According to his file, he's some kind of anti-science nut job.

the "destruction of the rightful Kingdom of God by science and technology."

 Castle : Look, Ward is the guy that Doyle was sent back in time to stop, okay?

 Castle : Ward was sent back in time on some history-altering mission

 Castle : Six years later, he's trying to complete that mission.

 Beckett : Like, perhaps that Eco group that Ward was supposedly a part of.

 Beckett : But why would an anti-science nut torture and murder a parole officer?

 Beckett : and see if you can dig up any of Ward's known associates from six years ago?

 Beckett : see if we can find a connection between him and Shauna Taylor,

 Beckett : or perhaps figure out what his unfinished business was.

 Nicole : If I had a chance to kiss someone I liked, I wouldn't hesitate.

 Alex : If I had the chance to lose the urine bag on my ankle, I wouldn't hesitate.

 Alex : Then again I don't let my mommy do all my talking for me.

Can we fix the mechanical stabilizer here? Right now it's gonna hit...

Look at that. A perfectly exposed, partially numb beating heart.

You can't get out of this. You have to learn how to ride a bike.

Well, what if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says : 

 Sheldon : A hypothetical containment field for a Frisbee-sized wormhole...

 Sheldon : ...that could serve as a portal to a parallel universe.

 Leonard : A lot of scientists believe making contact with other life-forms...

 Sheldon : I expect you to wipe the pudding off your chin. Gentlemen.

 Howard : Have you guys ever noticed that Sheldon always disappears every day at 2 : 45?

 Leonard : Right, the case of who murdered three Saturday nights of my life.

 House : two should be with child, and one should be incredibly annoying

 House : Get him some iodized salt to protect his thyroid. I'm going back...

I said we should have turned back. You should have listened to me.

 House : Tell them there's nothing to worry about. And get me a flashlight.

 Barney : Remember when she was touching your arm and leaning in real close?

 Rebecca : Know how I know my memory's fine? I can say prosthodontics.

 Rebecca : And yeah, I'm scared and, yeah, this is moving at warp speed

Yeah. OK. Well, then I'll just check the chart and we'll see what,

 Rebecca : Did you sniff too much glue as a child? I'm asking you something here.

 Rebecca : But to him, I'm Rebecca. I don't know if I am Rebecca anymore.

 Howard : and I'm glad I have the opportunity to tell you just how sorry I am.

 Howard : Well, hey, it's not like cotton candy comes out of you.

 Amy : Come on, let's get you to bed. You've had a lot to drink.

 Epsosito : Yeah, there's no mysterious deletions from his hard drive,

 Beckett : I mean, if he's done this before, he knows how to cover his tracks.

 Esposito : Couple of fights, stole a neighbor's car. Nothing that explains this.

 Ryan : CSU couldn't pull a print off it, but you see the design?

 Ryan : I recognized it from when Jenny and I went ring shopping.

 Ryan : Anyway, I called up the showroom. They confirmed it's one of theirs.

 Ryan : Yeah, I ran the name and the address. They're both fake.

I don't know, okay? It's somebody else. Someone that looks like Castle.

 Stuart : Plus, you're forgetting that the Infinite Crisis story line...

 Stuart : Okay. Look, Sheldon, it's late. I've gotta get some sleep.

 Leonard : You're always talking about how you go to bars and meet women.

 Chandler : Think of it as the thing that has been missing from your hand.

 Cuddy : And you've gone back to the part you think you need to play.

it means the only thing I'm gonna get out of this is a diagnosis.

 Taub : Women do that. It's perfectly natural, not scary at all.

 House : Which leaves a much bigger chance that the diagnosis is ectopic endometriosis.

 House : She had a myoma eight months ago. The surgeons cut through her uterine wall.

 House : they went forth and multiplied until they reached a critical mass.

 Leonard : Sheldon, have you ever once heard me say that I don't trust Penny?

 Leonard : Where are you going? You just walk away in the middle of an argument?

 Penny : ...before he hurts himself trying to cross the street or something.

...is at a critical juncture. I can't come for my cousin Sanjay's wedding.

 Mrs Koothrappali : Ask our son what we're supposed to say to Mr. and Mrs. Chaudri...

 Mrs Koothrappali : ...whose daughter, Lakshmi, is flying in for the sole purpose of meeting him.

 Mrs Koothrappali : -You should be thanking us. -Yes, Lakshmi got her stomach stapled.

 Dr Koothrappali : You have an opportunity to get in with her...

 Dr Koothrappali : ...before she loses weight and her self-esteem goes up.

 Sheldon : Elon Musk has a theory that we're all just characters

 Beckett : Castle and Demming were right about the two of them all along.

 Castle : So listen, thanks... Thanks for your help on this one.

 Esposito : Yeah. That's definitely another one for the record books.

 Castle : Hey. Just about to leave myself. Good job closing the case.

 Howard : Then we just stick her in the ground, flip her mattress

When we get to Tulsa, l am taking you for a great dinner at Slim Pickins.

 Castle : I know you aren't cooking breakfast, so what is all this?

Well, Mother, I am shocked that you even know how to operate a sponge.

 Castle : And what has prompted this sudden burst of domestic devotion?

 Martha : The space for my acting school won't be ready for another month,

 Martha : And if I don't do something productive, I'm gonna tear my hair out.

 Martha : I hope it's nobody that I know. Maybe I should go with you.

 Martha : Richard Castle, you are neither trained nor a professional.

 Esposito : Looks like she was killed last night and stuffed into a closet on set.

 Foley : Figure out what's wrong with yourself and leave me alone.

 Sheldon : something to do on Valentine's Day, Amy and I'll be streaming

 Sheldon : You're welcome to join us as we celebrate the timeless

 Raj : I'm still wondering if Emily and I are right for each other.

 Howard : Does this have to do with that girl you had coffee with?

 Raj : You mean the strong, sexy angel I can't stop thinking about?

 Howard : You've been talking about breaking up with Emily forever.

 Thirteen : and then possibly meander over to Frank's pancreatic failure.

 Thirteen : But nothing causes simultaneous brain and heart problems.

 House : What kind of idiot wears Argyle socks with construction boots?

 Chase : - The guy's got a whole drawer of them. - And you didn't find that interesting?

 House : Probably from the original break. Never healed properly.

And an infection in the jaw is unlikely to show up in blood tests.

 Sheldon : He thinks because he's short nobody can see up there.

 Priya : ambiguity in a contract benefits the party that did not draft it,

 Howard : Okay. Well, so the reason that might sound crazy is because it's crazy!

 Howard : Yes, but my compromises are about which bedspread to buy...

 Howard : ...or whose turn it is to do the laundry, Bernadette's or my mom's.

 Raj : It's a great deal. We both get our parents off our backs.

 Raj : Plus, once I'm married, I can finally eat carbs again and let myseIf go.

 Howard : Why don't you tell your parents you wanna try to find someone else?

You're thinking about marrying someone you're never gonna have sex with?

 Rachel : On our third date, I told you that I didn't want to have kids,

 Taub : I said it because I wanted to sleep with you. And then I fell in love with you,

 Taub : It wasn't like I had this burning desire to have children.

 Rachel : God, have you been resenting me all this time? Is that why...

 Rachel : This isn't a whim for me. It's not a decision that I made lightly.

 Cynthia : The Ambrosia Project. It sounds like a Robert Ludlum novel,

 Beckett : So I could live to 100 instead of 90? No, I think I will pass.

 Castle : What if you could stay the same way you are now for the next 10 years?

 Beckett : One thing I've learned is that you never know how much time you have,

 Beckett : and if I thought I had more, I just might end up wasting it.

 Castle : and 10 years from now, I'll still be exactly the same.

 Receptionist : Detective Beckett, Mr. Randolph will be right out.

MAN : Everyone here for Sorority Pillow Fight Number Seven, come on back.

 Castle : Someone needs to get these girls clothes made of actual fabric.

 Beckett : When did you become so judgmental about practically naked women?

 Randolph : You sure you're not here to audition for my Post-Docs Play Doctorseries?

 Beckett : You can answer a few questions about Lester Hamilton.

 Randolph : Yeah, I was with Professor Hamilton at the diner this morning.

 Ex-girlfriend 3 : I'm stupid, but my rack is bigger than yours.

 Liz Bell : I'm the head writer for SNT, and I absolutely adore you.

and I have to ask, how do you fight crime and keep your hair like that?

 Castle : Are there any security cameras on that private entrance?

Thursday is rewrite night, so most of them were here until sunup.

 Mom : - I'll be there when you wake up. - I'm gonna be fine, Mom.

 House : It's basic statistics. Some of them have got to be whiny little fraidy-cats.

 Wilson : You don't see grace because you won't go anywhere near her.

 House : You find things to admire where you shouldn't be sniffing at all.

 Wilson : So, the little kid dying of cancer, I shouldn't like her?

 House : You wouldn't believe the crap people let me get away with.

 Sanford : But just so we're clear, if we don't have a contract with AtlanticNet,

 Clinic Patient : I don't think I have cancer, I know I have cancer.

 Clinic Patient : I had surgery to remove a malignant polyp in my colon six months ago,

 Clinic Patient : and now it's spread to my liver and lymph nodes.

 Phoebe : You, Bill, Ross and Emma are gonna be so happy together.

Like when l bought these shoes. They were cute and they liked me too.

Maybe if we live together for another 1 0 years, we may hold hands!

''Well, but l'm not sure l really want to do anything about it.''

 Rachel : ...and think about that when you're playing the scene.

 Joey : ...and all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't.

That makes me think about those times l wanted to grab you and kiss you...

...but you didn't know, so l would just pretend everything was cool...

 Joey : ...and she doesn't know he's there, which never happened with us.

l mean, he knows he shouldn't be there, but he just wants to look at her.

 Sheldon on phone : would be perfect to appear on our first panel.

Well, now, why are you saying "no"? You haven't even asked him yet.

 Sheldon on phone : You know, excuse me, but I sat through Iron Man 2.

 Leonard : Did you tell them that you're holding your convention at

 Leonard : a Marie Callender's, and that every panelist gets a free slice of pie?

 Leonard : Look, even your friend Wil Wheaton thinks this is a waste of time.

 Sheldon : He was just concerned that he wasn't a big enough celebrity

 Sheldon : Also, that's the same day that he shampoos his beard.

Sheldon, I just don't think this is going to come together for you.

 Ellie : Do you have any idea how hard it is to be a woman in Hollywood?

 Beckett : The boys caught up with him at a craps table at Mohegan Sun.

 Castle : Already gambling away his hard-earned blackmail money.

 Castle : Pulled your Jedi mind trick on me. Made me doubt Ellie's honesty.

 Beckett : Really? You sure you didn't use it to blackmail Bobby Mann?

What about the hundred grand from Bobby Mann in your bank account?

 Officer 1 : Male and female, fitting the descriptions of the suspects.

 Ryan : Hey, babe. Sorry, it's not really a good time right now.

 Beckett : This is Captain Beckett, is there anything in that truck?

 Ross : Mike played with the boundaries of normal social conduct.

 Fireman No. 1 : -What do we got there? -A piece of sik boxer shorts.

 Fireman No. 3 : This isn't the first boyfriend bonfire we've seen get out of control.

 House : She's thinking about the moon and the stars in the sky.

 Foreman : It's not a big revelation that she'd think about the sky.

 Foreman : or a million other circular passageways into the body,

No one holds a scalpel till I'm so happy I'm Mary-freakin'-Poppins.

 Derek : I've been living here six weeks. I didn't know there were ferryboats.

I'm from New York. I'm genetically engineered to dislike everywhere,

 Meredith : I'm not dating you, and I'm definitely not sleeping with you again.

 Meredith : - You're sexually harassing me. - I'm riding an elevator.

I know that you don't like my office parties, but you can wear your new boots.

I'm worried your bosses will see them and think they pay you too much money.

I picked out this outfit I wanna wear, and the boots don't go with it.

 Meredith panicked : - What's going on? - I can't stop. I can't... I can't stop.

 George : She's going to dehydrate. Cristina, do you want some water?

 Helen : I knew she'd break sooner or later. Just a matter of time.

 Meredith : We don't do well with mothers here. Why don't you leave and come back later?

Sometimes reality has a way of sneaking up and biting us in the ass.

A murderer would never try to make it look like suicide, that'd be unethical.

 House : but you won't because you think it's the only thing that's holding me together.

 Thirteen : She broke into the cart, injected whatever she could grab.

SMITH : He told me there was something out there the Senator was afraid of.

MONTGOMERY : When you walked into the 12th, I felt the hand of God.

 Montgomery voiceover : I knew he was giving me another chance, and I thought,

 Montgomery voiceover : if I could protect you the way I should have protected her...

 Beckett : I've always wanted to do what you do. I wanted to be in Homicide.

 Montgomery : I can see that, but what are you doing in the archives?

 Masters : Unless the saline used to recover and store the tissue samples

 House : And start him and his wife on triple antifungal therapy.

 Masters : they both might have been more alert to the early symptoms.

 Chase : Could be from anywhere. The spores can become airborne.

 Beckett : they're canvassing the area for witnesses that might have seen

 Castle : All of which is just another way of saying that we're back to square one.

 Alexis : One bobby pin is the torsion wrench, the other is the lock-pick.

 Rachel : It's like I'm being punished for not having this disgusting, poisonous habit.

...and I'll be up in my office breathing in my stupid clean air.

One of the old-timers told me there used to be a little tree in there.

You can go down there and not smoke. Say you want some fresh air.

Chandler wants you to have a baby, but he doesn't want your body to change.

And don't be surprised if her hands and her feet get bigger too.

 Chandler : God, why? Why would you want to do that to yourself?

And the teachers saw it, and they did everything that they were supposed to.

 House : What's wrong is that it doesn't do a thing to bring your kid back,

 James Wilson : Mr. McKenna, I can't believe I'm able to say this,

 James Wilson : The biopsy looked like adenocarcinoma, but it wasn't.

I have to pay a $6,000 broker commission on a house I'm not selling.

 James Wilson : I would have thought the living would mean more than the expenses.

So where's your family from then? Steroids aren't an alternative to radiation.

 Chase : You should have told her the truth... It's a long shot guess.

False hope. If there was any other type available, I would have given her that.

 Sidney : No. But we used to have a gerbil, but Carly L. dropped a book on it.

 Sidney : - Do you need to smell it? - No. I'm smelling for mold.

- You could smell our parrot. - You said you didn't have any pets in this class.

And psittacosis can lead to nerve problems and neurological complications.

None. But you figured that five-year-olds are more serious about bird hygiene than their teacher?

 Joey : The three of us together again. You know what would be fun?

- I can't believe Emma's still asleep. - I know. What are we gonna do?

 Monica : I'm going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs.

 Joey : ...maybe I could do something for Emma using my talents.

 Esposito : Hey, that chick totally misrepresented herself, bro.

 Ryan : It is an email to Candice, from Beau. With an attachment.

 Esposito : What Beau wanted in exchange for keeping a lid on that sex tape.

 Ryan : No, no, no. This is some kind of trust set up by Beau for five million dollars.

 Esposito : If he was blackmailing her, why would he be giving her money?

 Ryan : And Beau set up the trust for her baby. And why would he do that?

 Candice : I mean, I figured he wouldn't care, that he would tell me I was on my own.

 Castle : much like you convinced yourself you weren't crazy about me.

 Beckett : You're trying to take my mind off of it, and I appreciate that,

 Lanie : He writes a sex scene in his book about you that had me reaching for ice water.

 Beckett : Oh, please. You've been inhaling too many autopsy fluids.

 Lanie : doesn't mean everyone else doesn't see what's going on!

 Natalie Rhodes : He's into you, but you're determined not to give in to these feelings

 Natalie Rhodes : So he fantasizes about you through his writing.

 Beckett : We're off their case. I still have a murder to solve.

Where your chief suspect is smack-dab in the middle of a CIA operation.

 Beckett : and then he sent my cruiser to the bottom of the Hudson.

 Beckett : We find out what Blakely was working on, we find the linchpin.

 Esposito : But we did find something on your vic, Nelson Blakely.

 Esposito : His prints came back as a Scott McGregor from Long Island City.

RYAN : Yeah, and the family living there had never heard of him.

 Esposito : Well, then Ryan and I will call you "King Castle" for a month.

 Sheldon : A growing nose or perhaps a warm sensation in the trouser region?

 Amy : All right, all right. But I really was sick at the beginning.

 Sheldon : It pains me to say it, but I think some form of penalty is in order...

 Sheldon : In a perfect world, I'd lock you in a stockade in the public square.

 Amy : I could not be allowed to go to the opening of the next Star Trek movie.

 Phoebe : - How do you know? - Next time you dump a fire alarm...

...don't use a blanket that says, "Property of Phoebe Buffay, not Monica."

 Phoebe : Because the last time I checked, this was still America.

 Bernadette : ...sometimes it feels like I'm touching his inner child.

 Amy : It's probably because they were bullied. In a world where you can't fight back...

Although if Danny Biffle didn't want to eat a mouthful of dirt...

 Penny : ...he shouldn't have shown up to school wearing a bow tie.

 Sheldon : I know I'd feel more safe if you turn on the turn-by-turn voice option.

 House : You know, it's very dangerous operating so close to the vocal cords.

 House : Okay. Well, we'll send your kid's culture to the lab and somebody will call you.

 House : I need two days of outrageous sex with someone obscenely younger than you, like half your age.

 House : Man, oh, man, someone got spanked real good this morning.

 House : Is the hospital getting out of the dull business of treating patients?

 Cuddy : You know that's not what he's doing. I know exactly what he's doing.

 House : Oh, are you coming in too? I thought I had you convinced.

 House : Are we a pharmaceutical company? We're gonna wind up pressuring desperate patients...

We're gonna compromise patient care. Who the hell am I talking to?

 Elizabeth : She's six, not you. You know she has balance issues.

 Taub : - We could come back. - No need. Patient's ready for transport.

 Elizabeth : I saw it in the gift shop. I know how much you like them.

 Wilson : I know you get confused any time someone thinks that you're wrong.

 Wilson : But it's not considered freaking out for a patient to ask for a second opinion.

And so what if I am? The point of games is that there's a winner. A first place.

 Cristina : No, you want the very best. And second best is mediocre.

 Cristina : And to settle for mediocrity is... is frankly, you know,

 Cristina : a sign of self-loathing and substandard work ethics.

 Meredith : You could sleep with him and right in the middle start crying.

 Meredith : It's painful and humiliating and unbelievably cruel,

 Izzie : Would you just keep knitting? Kick him out so that he can come back home to us.

 Cristina : No, I can't kick him out. You know, he's Burke's puppy.

It's got to be Burke's idea. I just got to figure out a way to make him do it.

 Burke : Got a lot of metastatic disease here. How do we proceed?

Definitely excise the endobronchial mets for symptomatic palliation.

 Burke : Late nights won't get you anywhere. You have to figure that out.

 Derek : - Good morning. - You going into surgery or coming out?

 Addison : - What are his symptoms? - Polydipsia, lethargy, and vomiting.

 Esposito : Wait a minute. Castle, don't you have a date with Kristina Coterra tonight?

 Castle : Uh... Are you sure you're okay? Are you okay with this?

What are you... How... I thought we were meeting at the restaurant.

Well, I spoke with everyone at the station, including her boyfriend.

 Rachel : And then we were fooling around and he started to put his hand up my leg...

 Monica : Really? One time he just looked at my bra and it popped open.

 Rachel : ...and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me.

 Rachel : You're right. We can do this. We'll just power through.

He just said that there was something he needed to take care of.

Uh, it's a rival assassin, who was once his best friend but then betrayed him.

 Castle : No, Lance's other wife from his tragic but secret CNI past.

 Esposito : Tory screened that security cam video from the hotel and found this.

 Esposito : That's Lance leaving through the hotel lobby on his last day on Earth.

 Castle : She's wearing a dark coat, just like the person who left the crime scene.

 Bernadette : Fine, forget I asked. How was dinner at your mom's?

 Howard : do you think you can get any samples of this from work?

 Howard : but they didn't take into account the square footage of her back.

 Bernadette : That's 'cause I'm a woman. I've had years of practice riding the dragon.

 Mr Druthers : It just let itself out of its plastic case and rolled away?

 Mr Druthers : It's just busy work to make you feel like you're contributing.

 Tom chuckles uncomfortably : - How soon can you cure her? - Tomorrow.

 Meredith : Thank you for not chewing me out for forging your signature.

 Rick : I wanna see every blood vessel and nerve I'm gonna screw up

 Miss Larson : - How exactly is that possible? - She wouldn't leave.

 Miss Larson : My mother is old and infirm. You couldn't make her leave?

 Monica : -What are you up to? -Hanging out. Talking about websites.

and how unnecessary it is, a way for the government to keep tabs.

 Foreman : We're doing everything that we can. Cesar will be with you soon.

 House : That's why a glancing body blow sent your blood pressure into the toilet

 Foley : You're just gonna keep making me miserable because you're too miserable...

 House : That's why you stopped jogging for me, it's why you drank eight bottles.

 House : Because even though you want to think that I'm wrong because it's simpler,

 Meredith : Gastric bypass is a procedure normally done on obese patients

 Mrs. Rice : But it is so typical of this girl to take the easy way out.

 Mrs. Rice : She's done it with everything since she was a little kid.

 Bailey : She's gonna face a lifelong struggle with malnutrition

 Mrs. Rice : But when she came home Christmas, who had to buy her a pair

 Jim Wheeler : If you remember, the last time we spoke with Fletcher,

 Jim Wheeler : he had just entered the polar ice cap from Greenland, right here.

 Jim Wheeler : Now, he was supposed to ski about 10 miles a day,

 Jim Wheeler : Now, listen, everyone, remember, Fletcher can't hear us, right?

 Jim Wheeler : So no yelling out questions, especially you, Coolio.

 Monica : Chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is.

Yes, well, it's very beautiful and it's cream-colored and tight and...

I don't mean tight. It's not tight. Not that I was looking at...

 Caroline : She needs the transplant. And we were set to go. We had a donor.

Her donor died. The registry called Hannah's oncologist last night.

 Caroline : - But last night, everything changed. - No. Of course.

 Izzie : Hannah would probably do better getting back on the donor list and waiting.

 Caroline : And if we're lucky, you could be better than a half match.

 Izzie : - God, she must be scared. - She's upstairs. With my mother.

It's a problem for me, so it's a problem for you, because I'm a cop.

 Man : - How do you do that? - I grew up here, I speak conductor.

 House : Did you just ever so subtly order me to get her medical history?

It was a pretend in charge, a formality to get past the suits in legal.

Right, those licensing-board folk love to play dress up and pretend.

 Foreman : Hey, no worries. I'll let you keep your parking space.

"Do you wear a seat belt?" Is that really relevant to a seizure?

 Richard : Hi, this is Richard. Please leave a message at the tone.

 Monica : Hi, it's Monica. I'm just checking in because I got a message...

...from you and didn't know if it was old or new. So I'm checking.

 Monica : He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone.

 Thirteen : I'm not worth bribing a court official or hacking into police records?

 House [serious] : Actually, until a couple of weeks ago, I was Cuddy's weird boyfriend.

 Foreman : So our patient is just an average Joe with a 2-foot pile of used Q-tips?

Why is it so hard for you to believe that Phoebe could be attracted to me?

 George : So, our room service bill, at the Archfield, is that part of the deal?

 Callie : - Don't worry about it. - I'm not gonna have you pay for food.

 Callie : My parents have a lot of money and so I have more money than I make.

 Callie : And we don't have a special deal through family friends at the Archfield,

I didn't tell you because my parents' money has affected every relationship

No, I have earned my redemption. Nothing can take that away from me.

 Simon Warburg : You just obliterated my finest drone. I'm having the cops arrest you.

 Stack : Now it'll track him off his face and the color of his clothes.

 Stack : Omar Dixon caught a flight to Beirut. Left an hour ago.

 Esposito : Omar Dixon was definitely on that flight to Beirut, by way of Abu Dhabi.

 Stack : He was. Until I asked the Attorney General to contact the FAA

 Stack : Well, you are the reason we got him, Detective Beckett.

 House : Can he hold his neck straight? Does he choke on his food?

 Chase : Moving medially, the body and the head of the pancreas look clean--

 Chase : We trached him, endoscopically removed the probe, and he's breathing again.

 Esposito : with special operational forces from around the world.

 Castle : And then to avoid loose ends, Ron rigged the C-4 to blow early.

He did all of this just for the contents of Agnes's safety-deposit box?

Castle, you said that there were photos and letters in there, right?

 Castle : Because right after that, he faked a seizure and was let go.

 Castle : and he did not speak about him like he was dead. Connor is still alive.

 Ryan : However, Ron had the connections and the wealth to avoid prosecution.

 Beckett : Yeah, but to disappear, she had to walk away from her former life.

 Castle : It's like a Cold War drop bo in some John le Carre novel.

 Beckett : Okay, so Tanya sends the photos and the letters to the middleman.

 Beckett : Alan lied to us. He knew exactly who his son was drawing.

 Esposito : And Summit's only a couple of hours from where the body was found.

 Castle : Remember what I told you about gravestones telling stories?

The cemetery management said that the family held a memorial service

 Esposito : for their daughter about five years after she went missing.

And Crow must've realized his family had been lying to him all these years.

 Castle : Crow brought his father here to confront him with his mother's grave.

 Beckett : You were protecting yourself. You're a cold-blooded killer.

 Beckett : You killed your wife, and then you reported her missing.

And then, 18 years later, when your son found out, you killed him as well.

 Alan Freeman : Yes, I lied to Matthew, but I did it to protect him.

 Alan Freeman : There wasn't any evidence that tied me to her disappearance,

 Esposito : Remember the light bulb I took from that secret room?

 Ryan : That means that Fuller knew about that room and didn't tell us.

 Castle : Maybe Matt Benton was right about Melanie having an affair,

 Castle : He wanted to have the house torn down right after those murders.

 Ryan : So he used that passageway to scare off tenants like the Boyers,

 Ryan : growing the mansion's legend so that no one would wanna live there.

 Esposito : Anyone could have put that bulb in there. We have no proof.

 Castle : And I think I know just how to get Mr. Fuller to give up the ghost.

 Beckett : Canvass the buildings surrounding the plaza and get uniforms

 Beckett : We gotta find out who she is and what she was doing here

 Beckett : - so late, though. - Well, she's tall, she's gorgeous,

 Castle : It is, after all, Fashion Week, when all the hottest women in the world

 Castle : - Only, locusts eat. - Can you tell me who killed her?

 Castle : My credit card and I are painfully aware of Teddy's designs.

 Castle : I almost asked for custody of them after my last divorce.

 Beckett : Well, if she is one of his models, maybe he can identify her for us.

 Castle : "It's Fashion Week in New York City, and the clothes are to die for."

 Derek : - You were shrieking about Meredith. - I was shrieking about the trailer.

Mauer, time to return your book to the library. Surgery is in an hour.

Three years I listen to him piss and moan for what? So he can eat the thing?

 Mauer : I wanted to literally put it behind me and start a new book.

Hey. Hi. I heard you were going to Twin Falls, Idaho. I've never been.

 Raj : Like when Frankenstein's monster was lonely and he found a wife.

Because in the olden days, I never would've known he was so stupid.

 Janice : We go way back. Before Monica made an honest man out of him...

 Janice : Are we gonna have a bidding war? I better warn you, I'm a toughie.

 Bernadette : It's still gonna take a few weeks for the hormones to leave your system.

 Bernadette : In fact, why don't we go in the bedroom and I'll prove it to you?

 Howard : Sex? Really? I mean, that's just your solution to everything!

 Amy : Sheldon, you're not even listening to the rules of my made-up language.

Ah, here we go. - And it's sold on the same Web site that sells his Chai Hu lozenges.

That would be quite a trick. He slapped me so hard, his brother turned straight.

 House : Joey's a big-time mobster. Guys like that don't get raped in prison.

 House : You, on the other hand, hitting a doctor, even if it was only Chase,

 House : and asking another one to keep Joey's chart fresh and homo-free...

 House : It's almost like you're scared that it might be true. You're wrong.

 Rachel : ...I just don't know if the world is ready for you and your bag.

There's a whole series of pockets here I didn't even know about, Rach. Look.

 Beckett : They were smuggling heroin into the country from China

 Esposito : He told us how the night shift would remove the drugs from the dolls

 Marsha : There's no way our warehouse employees could pull that off.

 Ryan : Before he joined the company, he was living over in Asia.

 Beckett : The foreman said you were behind the whole operation.

 Beckett : That was the same night that Mr. Williger disappeared.

- Yes, we are. Yes. Yes. - I know you're so cute. I know you are.

 Cristina : Jake Burton, 15, has advanced craniodiaphyseal dysplasia,

 Mrs. Burton : - He's not a complainer. - He's been having some nausea.

 Jake : you get a talking circus animal, which is way easier to look at.

The car's waiting. I just wanted to drop off my book for your friends.

 Beckett : Edmund figured out a way to make a quick score for you both.

Ed said he'd pay me two grand to fly the chopper to that building,

 Dunne : He wanted to know how much extra weight the chopper could handle.

 Dunne : - Next thing I know we're taking fire. - Someone was shooting at you?

 Dunne : No, it was dark. I just cowboyed the hell out of there.

 Dunne : But poor Ed. I kept yelling to him to close the damn door!

 Noreen Hixton : He said that looking at all those people in need

 Castle : Where was it the two of you ended up going last night?

 Noreen Hixton : And I tried to get him to tell me what it was, but he wouldn't.

The Bowery soup kitchen. I think. It's where we were supposed to meet.

 Beckett : Did he have problems with anyone there that you know of?

 Castle : All my years as a mystery writer point to one unequivocal killer.

 Beckett : And then he shows up the next morning and calls the cops?

 Castle : you never mentioned what you would do if you won the lottery.

 Jim Van-eps : When he first started coming here, he'd hand out $ 100 bills

 Cuddy : If you think House deserves to go... If you think I deserve to go,

 Cuddy : But if you're doing this because you are afraid of losing his money, then he's right.

 Cuddy : You have a choice. Maybe the last real one you'll have here.

 House : Convincing four people to give up a fortune to save our sorry asses.

 House : We're drinking. I would have thought that was pretty obvious.

Ofcourse none of them would have needed saving if you could actually get along with another human being.

 Cuddy : could have made a few jobs, helped a few people... yippee.

 Sheldon : Well, rest assured, I am in full possession of my faculties.

 Castle : Do they know they rented their car to a company that doesn't exist?

A bag full of Euros, a high-tech heater and a silent killer who leaves no trace.

 Beckett : Now we know why our victim doesn't exist. He's a spy.

 Amy : And yet here I stand before you, 130 pounds of raging estrogen,

 Amy : as I look at the blank, ape-like expression on your face,

 Cameron : but eventually, if you don't let us in we're going to have to leave.

 Cameron : How about I examine you in one room, and my colleagues will do the search?

 Stewart : You're the person I talked to through the door last year, right?

 House : to a battery of dangerous and invasive tests to avoid being bored.

you're right, you win; but if we go back downstairs and she dies...

 House : Get a lumbar puncture. Some brain infections can be pretty clever at hide-and-seek.

 House : You, sir, will research all the causes in the universe of neck pain.

 Chase : - The list is, like, two miles long. - Start with the letter "A".

And put her on rifampin. Rifampin is for meningitis. You just said...

 Foreman : Brenda, I need a bed and a nurse for a lumbar puncture.

 Brenda : Your patient only has an hour to live unless she gets a lumbar puncture?

Do not leave the quarantine area until you have been seen by a doctor.

 Gates : Tell me what your plan is to apprehend this individual.

 Beckett : that Tyler Faris and Tony Valtini might have had in common.

 Beckett : And finally, we're trying to track down where that suit and sword came from.

 Gates : Reach out to Bellevue. They probably admitted our suspect before.

 Castle : Can I help it if I have superhuman, Daredevil-like hearing?

 Cardano : On occasion, clients might need to make a vehicle disappear.

 Cardano : He called me in the morning. He said the right things.

 Tory Ellis : Based on what Cardano said, this is the drop point.

 Tory : This is in the time window when the drop should have taken place.

 Esposito : Someone had to see where this guy came from or where he went.

 House : My patient lost her heartbeat during routine cardiac catheterization, so...

 Wilson : And that would put a crimp in your brilliant plan of keeping him

 Phoebe : Thank you for coming, everybody! There are cookies in the back.

 Wilson : I don't know what I'm saying. You know... I don't... You know what I'm saying.

 Wilson : Sorry it took me so long to get down here. I'm Dr. Wilson.

 Wilson : I just winked at you. I just... I've never winked at a patient in my life.

 Wilson : I mean, I wasn't... I wasn't consciously hitting on you, but I...

 Wilson : What else could you think? That you were being reassuring?

 Esposito : Madison's extracurriculars were of a criminal nature.

 Esposito : as having been stolen in a burglary a few weeks ago.

 Esposito : Turns out that a dozen Faircroft families have been burglarized

 Esposito : over the past three months. Mainly watches and jewelry.

 Beckett : Let me guess, the dates of the burglaries match the dates

 Castle : which explains why she was able to pay off her credit cards.

 Beckett : It also explains the early morning visits to the library.

And if anyone caught onto her, they'd never be able to find the loot.

 Castle : And if they did find the loot, they wouldn't be able to connect it to her.

 Ryan : Hey, I got a hit on those bearer bonds. Turns out they were stolen months ago

 Esposito : Hold up. Are you saying that a 17-year-old prep-school girl

 Ryan : No. But she might have robbed the guy who robbed the bank.

 Ryan : the prime suspect in the bank robbery was one Xiangzu Chen.

 Ryan : A former Triad enforcer who went into business for himself.

 Beckett : - Are you okay? - Beckett, I just blew the entire case.

Look, I'm not gonna lie to you. We've got a serious problem now.

Well, we have until court resumes tomorrow morning to find new evidence,

 Weller : Yes, however, what can you possibly uncover in less than 16 hours?

 Esposito : How many more times do we have to go through these case files?

 Ryan : Beckett, we've got stacks and stacks of hay here, but no needles.

that I testified the defendant actually kicked my ass when I tried to arrest her.

 Ryan : To this day, we pass the park where she feeds the birds,

 Ryan : she snickers, turns to her nurse, and tells her the tale

 Beckett : so she still talks about how she made a fool out ofyou?

Ugly Naked Guy is having Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked Gal.

 Harrison Tisdale : Actually, I was out of the country for all three murders.

 Beckett : Oh, don't take it so hard. After all, you're just a writer.

 Beckett : I mean, I get him knowing where he was the night of his sister's murder.

 Beckett : He didn't ask for dates. He didn't even check his calendar,

 Beckett : In my experience, innocent people do not prepare alibis.

 Beckett : Because he totally fooled you. He totally bought the alibi.

 Ryan : he paid for three round-trip tickets. Dates coincide with the three murders.

 Esposito : So according to his credit card, Tisdale was out of the country.

 Beckett : - And how would he get one of those? - Oh, with his money?

 Beckett : So he leaves the country on his own, comes back with the other passport,

 House : Actually, that would have been easier. No, I followed you.

 Wilson : Realizing I'm most likely going to regret this, all right.

 Adams : You think the apocalypse is coming because House wants to be there for Wilson?

 Phoebe watching The Food On The Table : Wow, this is quite a spread. What is all this stuff?

I thought this would be a great opportunity to use up all the food...

So enjoy. Smoked oyster casserole with a breakfast-cereal crust.

Kidney beans in their own juices, and for dessert, a questionable orange.

 Joey : She'll be over in a second. It just hit her that she's leaving.

 Joey : She's kind of emotional, so no one say anything to set her off, okay?

This is unconscionable. Not enough power to move those elevators?

 Richard angry : - Why didn't it happen? - Chief, you'd have to ask maintenance.

 Castle : of all the Hudson University students and alumnus in the Tri-State area.

 Judge Wollcott : Okay, that's it. Contempt. Have him thrown into a holding cell.

 Nina : Hey. My trial was supposed to begin, Iike, five minutes ago.

 Officer : You'll be transported back to Rikers at the end of day.

 Castle : The ADA knows it, too. He is going to use it to bury you.

 Nina : She was struggling to breathe. So I pulled the poker out.

 Castle : Why didn't you tell that to the police when they caught you?

 Nina : I told my original public defender all about the affair.

 Marshall : I did something stupid... Can we just drive somewhere?

 Marshall : I went to the diner to finish working on the ninja report.

 Beckett : For the next police picnic, we should do the three-legged race together.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, tigers are endangere Trafficking them is illegal.

 Castle : Walking in on their operation is not our problem right now.

 Scarlett Price : But I think he wanted to make it feel as normal as possible.

 Scarlett Price : A few months later, he said he had an internship opening up in his office.

 Scarlett Price : I know he runs the business, but I've never met him.

 Scarlett Price : It's not like I'm a street walker and he's in a fedora and a long fur coat.

 Scarlett Price : He's organized the entire operation to protect his identity.

 Scarlett Price : The clients are all given numbers so we don't know their last names.

 Scarlett Price : and our fees get deposited directly into our bank accounts.

 Castle : Creating the perfect firewall between the girls and the management.

 Beckett : So, then when we arrest you, you can't give up Danton.

 Montgomery : I can't believe Jack Buckley was seeing prostitutes.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, he worked 14 hours a day. Didn't have a social life.

 Castle : Dino, if that's true, all we have to do is call Beckett.

 Dino : I need you to prove Christopher's innocence and find Eric's killer.

 Dino : I could crack a joke about making you an offer you can't refuse.

 Castle : And by justice, I mean legal justice, not just taking him out.

 Joey : My hands are totally clean. I just gave the duck a bath.

It's good to have you guys on my team. I come to play. I hope you do too.

Yes, but there's two in "martini." So, everybody, back to my office.

 Bernadette : Last month, my company both invented and cured Restless Eye Syndrome.

 Raj : You're an actress, you're a professor and you have three beautiful kids.

 Jessup : I was just trying to feel the guy out, you know what I mean?

In case you guys haven't noticed, I'm somewhat of a wordsmith, you know.

 Beckett : Where were you between 9 : 00 and 10 : 00 last night?

 Jessup : I was sitting in the bar you guys just dragged me out of.

 Jessup : He met some Asian dude outside this real fancy apartment building.

 Jessup : riding around in the back of a police car wearing them.

But, you know, they won't let me in on account that I'm a felon.

 Beckett : Felon who wants to be a locksmith. What could possibly go wrong there?

 Head Biker : Okay, well, according to this, you and Rogan are married.

 Head Biker : Your husband owes me a lot of money. Now, where is he?

 Head Biker : Less his down payment, $5,000 for services rendered. Payable today.

 Beckett : - What kind of services? - That's between me and him.

 Beckett : If you want me to pay you, then tell me what I'm paying for.

Uh, some girl named Sapphire. Some stripper down at The Roadhouse.

 Head Biker : I don't know. Didn't ask, don't care. I just want my money!

 Beckett : And we'll get it to you. We just need to find Rogan first.

 Castle : Well, my mother took most of my cash, and Alexis has my ATM card.

 Beckett : Just for more time. We'll owe you the rest of the 5 grand.

I meant to, but started reading this file, just couldn't put it down.

 Foreman : That patient who dropped out, the one I told you about?

 Schmidt : No. Patients drop out, that's why we start with hundreds.

 Foreman : if there's an easy way to make the people who drop off come back, then why not?

 Foreman : I thought the zombie trials were all completed during Phase Two.

 Schmidt : You can't see the patients as people. You can't even see them as patients.

 Schmidt : Science is not about human relationships, it's about results.

 Mr. Soellner : She was talking to me and then she just passed out.

 Wilson : You had a patient who did die, in your arms. You shouldn't be alone.

 Richardson : You know fluorescent lights flicker at the same frequency as the human brain?

 Thirteen : Right now, the top two contenders are hepatitis and peptic ulcer disease.

 Cuddy : And he'll continue mocking and insulting you whatever chance he gets.

 Masters : You're trying to get me to say good things about him.

 Cuddy : I'm trying to make you make your own decision and leave me alone.

 Cuddy : Working with House is great and it sucks, often simultaneously.

 Cruz : Listen, your roommate, is she hooking up with that resident?

 Leonard : It's in a FedEx box on its way back to where it came from.

 Leonard : Peter Jackson's office in New Zealand. It wasn't ours.

You guys were sleeping. The ring was on the floor. No one was touching it.

She's in hiding. She's humiliated. She doesn't want to see you again.

We're very sad that it didn't work out between you and Emily, monkey.

 Ross : Your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon.

 Jeremy : You're gonna ask me to leave? Are you kidding me? This is my wife!

 Jeremy : You guys aren't helping her. You're just hurting her. What?

 Jeremy : You guys have all this equipment here, and you're not doing anything!

 Chase : Come on, Foreman, pay up. He won. Or we could just never finish the DDX.

 Foreman : Husband's test showed no MI, no aortic dissection. It's not his heart.

 Martha : Oh, Richard. Richard, darling, you don't have to look so miserable.

 Castle : I love you both so much that you would do that for me.

 Castle : - I was just coming to see you. - I was coming to see you.

 Beckett : I got Karpowski to cover. What about your family tradition?

 Esposito : We found out that your husband put that up for collateral

 Esposito : I think that's why Edmund took it. He wanted you to have it back.

You might also get a little nauseous or have a metallic taste. All normal.

 Cameron : Foreman did a thoracentesis to drain the fluid from her lungs.

She's stable. They sent the fluid to the lab. It'll be back in a few hours.

You'll be happy to know Chase's mistake didn't cost her. Angio revealed no clot.

 Phoebe : I don't know if I was happier when George Bailey destroyed the business...

...or Donna Reed cried or when the pharmacist made his ear bleed.

 Monica : I'll give you the ear thing, but wasn't the ending wonderful?

 Phoebe : "It's a Sucky Life, And Just When You Think It Can't Suck Anymore, It Does!"

 Chandler : Really? I didn't know they had foosball in the 1800s.

 Leonard : Why don't you just tell people you're one of the seven dwarves?

I'd like to talk about something I'm uncomfortable talking about.

It's not all bad. I'm learning to appreciate the small things, like..

 Eric Chambers : I'll never confess. I won't give you the satisfaction.

 Chambers : My side of the story is that I'm innocent. This is all a charade.

 Castle : Then there's the pesky issue of you fleeing after firing the shots.

 Chambers : A true patriot, by definition, is an enemy of the state.

 Chambers : And you're the instrument they're using to try to destroy me.

 Castle : You hated Lopez, you wanted him dead. So you shot him.

 Castle : But still, you struck a blow for "true patriots" everywhere.

There's no hyper intensity to suggest a foreign body near the region.

 House : Does your voice always get that high and annoying when you're angry?

 House : Set him up for a selective vertebral angiography. I'm on my way.

 House : There's nothing I can say or do that's gonna make a difference here.

 House : They said they wanted me there, but I don't think they like me.

 House : His voice isn't high because of the electrical charges.

 House : What might obstruct the blood flow that's more common in women than men?

If you think the arteries are narrowing, you're gonna need still shots,

 Bernadette : Well, I don't really have much of anything in the house.

 Leonard : For all the crappy stuff you did to me in high school.

 Sheldon : I'm not going to say I told you so, but we could've killed him.

 Barney : Mother Teresa focused all her attention on one really hot orphan.

 Amy : You're not exactly winning any trophies as a conversationalist, either.

That sounds like a Iate night, and I have work in the morning, so...

 Amy : Leonard, you may not have noticed, but I am being a delight here.

I have a kind-of-sort-of boyfriend playing with a model train right now.

 Taub : Blood work suggests some other infection. White count is way down.

 House paying Absolutely No Attention To Taub : Would you ever be extra nice to a theoretical boyfriend

 House paying Absolutely No Attention To Taub : if you were really mad at him?

 Masters obviously Trying To Answer As Honestly As She Can : I guess the only reason I would be extra nice is because I'm angry,

 Masters obviously Trying To Answer As Honestly As She Can : and I just want him to go away

 Masters obviously Trying To Answer As Honestly As She Can : so I don't have to deal with him anymore.

Well, that explains the pat-down by the hunky guy with the ear bud.

 Castle : I just woke up and literally smelled the coffee and the bacon.

 Castle : - Dropping by to return your key? - Very funny, very funny.

 Martha : No, I am looking for my aqua gloves because these clash.

 Beckett : She used to make Sunday brunch, and I would get the choice

 Beckett : Not a problem. Mr. Castle and I will just use that time

 Beckett : to go through your file before your lawyer gets here.

 Beckett : this process released a harmful chemical called styrene.

but in the case of Cazuli's factory, they were way over the legal limit.

 Beckett : You know, it's hard to imagine that he didn't, right?

Matter of fact, a receptionist at Cazuli Carpeting went on record saying that

You know what? That explains the threatening note that Mandy got.

 Castle : Hey, this matches exactly the Cazuli Carpeting stationery.

 Castle : When I called them, they confirmed that Mandy was on her way there

 BAILEY : Need you writing discharge forms. Yang, you're with Dr. Shepherd.

 BAILEY : Karev, as usual, you're with Dr. Montgomery-Shepherd in OBG YN.

 ADDISON : - Go find something to do in the pit. - Personal problem?

Severed three fingers on his left hand. Controlled the bleeding.

so we took off. Rig behind us found 'em. They're iced and ready.

 Bailey : and start a course of antibiotics. Yang, wait outside for the fingers.

They sewed that guy's penis back on after his wife chopped it off.

 George : - How did it happen? - I was loading my gear on to the truck

 Rick : You can sew them back on, right? This is not that big a deal, right?

 Derek : I'm not going to lie to you. If the surgery is successful,

 Derek : we're looking at a long recovery with lots of physical therapy.

Cigarettes constrict blood vessels. I've seen grafts fail over a few cigarettes.

 Rick : I smoke a cigarette after my operation and boom! My fingers fall off?

 Cristina : No. First they turn black and necrotic and then they fall off.

Really? Because judging by the nicotine stains, your fingers do.

 Quartet : Congratulations on your first week At your brand-new job

...that you'd think I'd send you any of those things out of anything but love.

You might as well have just come in and peed all around my desk!

...and l was just thinking, ''Oh, my God, it's David. David's here.''

 Helen : Cristina, stop lurking. Come and say good morning to your guests!

Early? By the look of the calendar, we should have been here six months ago.

 Helen : She doesn't understand what goes into planning a wedding.

 Richard : Well, she doesn't seem to be getting her memory back.

 Derek : Her medical problems are taken care of. I'll see what I can do.

 Esposito : Yep. If I'm not mistaken, that's a flux capacitor in there.

 Ryan : Goldstein came back to the future and he got whacked, huh?

 Lord Henry : I picked them up at the haberdashery across the park.

 Lord Henry : Well, gentlemen, if that is all, I shall bid you good day.

 Esposito : You know, we think those clothes might've been involved...

I don't know. She's gotta be taking it hard. I was her only client.

Look, I know she's not a great agent, but she did stick with me for 1 0 years.

- I'm gonna call her and hire her again. - No, no, no! Don't call her.

 Phoebe : All right, so promise you're gonna wait for her to call you?

 Hannah : Boys can't hold me for too long because I can overheat.

 House : Girls can't hold me for too long because I only pay for an hour.

 Hannah : I need an alarm on my watch to remind me to go to the bathroom.

 Hannah : Know how many humiliating experiences before I thought of that?

 House : Put her in the chair and run the damn test. If she moves again, give her nitrous.

 Cameron : You weren't shot because of leg pain. You were shot because you're a jerk.

 Chandler : Why don't you stay home from work today and just hang out with me?

 Janice : You have that report to finish, and I've gotta go see my lawyer.

Cool! It looks like a tiny little person drowning in your cereal.

 Ross : - You need to get some sleep. - I need to get some Richard.

I'm tired of wondering why he hasn't called. Why hasn't he called?

 Rachel : All right. All right! I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna go to Paris!

-I had the same conversation. -You did? What was he talking about?

He hasn't had this much trouble getting out words since we saw him in Macbeth.

All right, let's break this down. What exactly did he say to you?

 Monica : He was talking about rules and looking at people differently.

 Monica : Maybe he wants to do what you and I did in London with someone.

 Chandler : -Because he was looking at her differently. -And Phoebe is his friend.

You gotta give me good news. How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?

 Dr. Long : We are moving along just slowly. Don't worry, you're doing great.

I'm doing it. Three centimeters. That's gotta be like this, right?

You're missing out on so much. I mean, the bonding and the sharing...

 Rachel : ...and knowing that someone else is going through the same thing you are.

 Wilson : The main reason my third wife and I eloped was to avoid House's bachelor party.

 House : My patient's brain now versus three years ago. See any difference?

 House : You are going to commit to that one special woman forever,

 House : So, and I see no logical way around this, if you want your marriage to matter,

 House : you have to be a wanton, trolling, muck-covered pig the day before.

 House : The wall of the fourth ventricle changed, it isn't bowed in the older scan.

 Wilson : I'm not going to the bachelor party. Every time I go to one of your parties,

 Wilson : I end up embarrassing myself in some new and unexpected way.

 House : I just made a $10,000 short sale on a stock I know is gonna crash

 House : because of what I saw a grief-stricken dad do on his son's deathbed.

 Wilson : Why don't you just admit that you like having her around?

wasn't just an "everything goes to hell in a hand basket" arrest.

 Howard : ...and demands you take her right there, right now, you'll just walk away?

 Penny : You know, and then he just goes and has to humiliate me...

 Penny : ...by writing about me on his blog so the entire world can read it.

But we're waiting for her to stroke or have a heart attack to confirm before we tell her?

 Esposito : until Castle over here started moonlighting for the mob.

 Esposito : The lab was able to identify the crystals that Lanie found on Eric's sleeves.

 Castle : So why would Eric be literally up to his elbows in salt?

 Esposito : I don't know, but there are only four salt depots on the island,

and one of 'em happens to be within three blocks of our crime scene.

 Beckett : That's because just before Eric died, he hid that bag.

 Carol : We'd like you to come. We understand if you don't want to.

 Ross : Why wouldn't I want to come? I had fun at the first wedding.

 Ross : Why shouldn't I be happy for you? What would it say about me...

 House trying To Avoid The Conversation : Sound asleep! I'm sleep talking.

 House : I swear I will jump out of this moving bus if you don't shut up.

 Wilson : But instead, I sat with a sad, old woman for an hour and a half

 Wilson : In 12th grade, I was madly in love with Melanie Robbins

who happened lo look exactly like Julie Christie in Doctor Zhivago.

We played spades every lunch period in Mr. Charlton's classroom.

 Wilson smiling : I hoped that we would go to the senior prom together.

She asked if I minded if she went with him. She asked me if I minded.

 Castle : I think it's time we took a harder look at Pete Benton.

 Castle : Until Melanie broke it off and married your brother instead.

 Beckett : Who really sent those postcards, Pete? Did you send them yourself?

 Wilson : Pulmonary edema. Chase did a tox screen. It came back positive for amphetamines.

 Wilson : Foreman went to talk to Stone about his drug test, found him running a temperature.

 Wilson : - You don't have call waiting? - I'm hanging up on you now.

 Cameron : It could be an autoimmune disease. Lupus, Behcet's...

 Chase : Except if he does have encephalitis, steroids could weaken his immune system.

 Chandler : But I made you a tape of what I think are all romantic songs.

But I was thinking, maybe you could tell your husband that we did.

 Sheldon : No, I said you were teaching someone a lesson. Now let's go.

 Bill : -That's interesting. -Haven't you stolen enough from me?

 Amy : -What are you working on? -I'm making a necklace for my mom.

 Raj : Yeah, she and my dad are going through a bit of a rough patch,

 Raj : so I wanted to do something to let her know I was thinking about her.

 Raj : makes him want to tear his ears off and sew them over his eyes

 Cuddy : And whatever happened to keeping our professional and personal lives separate?

 House : I'm not the one talking about our relationship at work.

 House : I need some help with Alice Tanner. She wants a vagina.

 Cuddy : I told you to hire a temporary replacement for Thirteen two weeks ago.

 Cuddy : I can perform the procedure myself if you still prefer a woman doctor.

 Cuddy : If you'd prefer another female doctor, I can arrange that as well.

 Alice : You should have worn a different cardigan this morning, Christina.

 Beckett : Why, Castle? So I can be another one of your conquests?

 Mongomery : Seems he's found the main character for his next set of novels,

 Beckett : on a sugar rush, totally incapable of taking anything seriously.

 Montgomery : And when the mayor's happy, the commissioner's happy.

 Tom : It's a nice day to be out in the park. Can I buy you a hot dog?

 Castle : when all they can do is make goo-goo eyes at each other.

 Castle : Maybe we should call the motel, see if Benny's turned up.

Besides, chances are, this book guy that Demming's got in the lockup did it.

 Ryan : Oh, you want to be the one to crack it, not Demming, right?

 Castle : Well, the guy is not even Homicide. Doesn't that bug you just a little?

 Esposito : during the four days that it was rented to Scarlett O'Hara.

 Esposito : Call lasted two minutes. Came in around the same time

 Ryan : We can rule out all the men, since we know Scarlett was a woman.

 Barney : I'm not saying the occasional guy won't still open the fridge,

 Barney : pick you up, give a sniff, shrug and take a sip anyway.

- and tell him we're not having a baby? - That's about the size of it.

 Lily : We'll tell him about the baby when there's a baby to tell him about.

 Marshall : "I just had a grandson. I'm gonna be out for three months."

 Marshall : He and my mom are coming to live with us when the baby's born.

 Lily : You know what, Marshall? Why don't you have a baby with your dad?

 Phoebe : I'm really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.

 Beckett : Yeah, witnesses have you at the party until after the time of death.

The guy lived his job 24l7. It had to be somebody at the restaurant.

 Beckett : And I might have come down a little harder than I needed to.

 Madison : Yeah, I guess I wasn't seeing you as a cop, but as my friend.

 Madison : You know, the girl who stole her mom's makeup to give me a makeover,

 Madison : the first who told me that kissing boys might involve some tongue.

 Esposito : I bought a falafel from this stand every day for two months

 Ryan : Yeah, you mean like Demming showing up every morning for coffee

 Madison : The one who dragged me to stand outside Brent Edwards' brownstone

 House : Do I have to shove it down your throat? Take the damn check!

 Bill : We're gonna get a hut, just you and me, nothing to worry about.

 Valerie : I mean, when you had a suspicion, fine, but you know now.

 Beckett : So, why don't you let us in on the investigation, we can work this together.

 Agent Napier : You just remember my federal case trumps your homicide.

then we are gonna take him down along with anyone connected to him.

 Beckett : Wait a minute. Is this about what happened in your classroom?

 Castle : I was in Korea, surrounded by locals, and I could see that temple.

 Beckett : Okay, well, we know that you were in Thailand, so Korea's not a stretch.

 Castle : I ordered more food in hopes ofjogging another memory.

 Beckett : It's too dangerous. You almost got killed in Thailand.

 Sheldon : I feel like I'm being strangled by a boa constrictor.

Sheldon, Kripke is not smarter than you. You just got stuck on a wrong path.

 Esposito : I'd be asking the same questions if I was in his shoes.

 Ryan : It must have broken off when he was struggling with Finch.

 Beckett : You know, no one would blame you if you stepped off this case.

 Castle : A guy can't pull a disappearing act like that without help from somebody.

 Castle : Well, Racine or no Racine, he was married, right? Has a kid.

 Castle : Here we go. There's no one more superstitious than an actor.

No, I am serious. You know, I didn't... I didn't know it at the time.

I was in my high-school drama class, I said the name, I wasn't thinking.

Finally the director said, "All right, this is what you have to do."

I had to run around the outside of the theater building counterclockwise,

 Castle : Well, I'd love to stand around and tell scary stories all day,

 Esposito : Well, it turns out the deposit and the withdrawal were both made in cash,

 Ryan : The bank manager was pretty sure Medina was with somebody at the time,

 Mr. Chue : When sickness comes, it means that one of our souls is missing.

 Mr. Chue : - She needs a shaman. - Well, you could have told me that.

 Derek : I respect that you have traditions that I can't understand.

Anna needs surgery in the next 24 hours if she's going to continue to walk.

 Mr. Chue : She can't undergo surgery without her soul. She'd die.

 Derek : We're just gonna have to get a shaman. Today. In the hospital.

 Mr. Chue mildly amused : Our shaman is 500 miles from here. You are an arrogant man.

...but sometimes when I'm bummed out, I like to just close my eyes...

 Chase : With his low platelet count a biopsy puts him at risk for an abdominal bleed,

 Ayres : Either you're done or you're walking in there without a lawyer.

 House : but it's a timer. To remind me to pee before our meeting.

 Wilson : but your marriage fell apart And that's why you haven't been living together.

 Wilson : House, I know you like Dominika, you have fun with her, but you got caught.

Tell my team to skip the biopsy and give the antibiotics more time.

 Joe : I drew a line in the sand and I won. We should be celebrating.

 Marlene : You won. You made a demand that could have blown up the deal

and you never even asked me. The deal didn't blow up, they caved.

 Leonard : Watch your football game while I make you a plate here.

 Raj : I was, but it's their anniversary, and I didn't wanna be a third wheel...

 Leonard : It's not really a great time. Penny and I have some things to talk about.

 Dimitri : A woman who says she's your mother but sounds like your father.

 Marshall : And the year after that... maybe for the rest of our lives.

 Marshall : I think that's pretty amazing if you think about it.

 Mickey : You don't get it, do you? I don't care what killed him!

 House : It's a genetic condition characterized by kidney failure,

 Beckett : Yeah, the NYPD sequestered Jerry Tyson at a motel as a witness,

 Beckett : and Castle and Ryan went over there to give him the all clear.

 Gates : At which time you realized that Tyson actually was 3XK.

 Ryan : Tyson got the drop on us and left with my gun and badge.

 Beckett : Look, Detective Ryan was cleared of all wrongdoing by the IAB.

 Gates : Which means we track down Jerry Tyson like the animal he is,

Waitress confirms he w as at Angeli's Diner on t he East Side until closing.

 Castle : You know, Ryan, if Tyson is the shooter, that explains Jane.

 Beckett : How did you get out of holding? And how are you involved?

 House : In fact, he actually called you "Stompee," with an "E."

Dr. Burke asked me to tell you he's going to be longer than he thought.

 CHRISTINA : She could stroke out if she stays on any longer. What did he say?

 Rachel : But someone thinks that that will open up a can of worms.

I think if the two of you had sex, the repercussions would be catastrophic.

If Ross isn't willing, he's not the only guy you can have sex with.

 Esposito : the person who came to see Shaw was named Dennis wormwood.

 Beckett : - Oh, good. Any luck finding him? - No, because it's a fake name.

 Beckett : Whoever gave the fake name must have sabotaged the videos

 Hayley : Okay, it's your last chance to let your imagination run wild.

 Sheldon : ...or the head of one of the largest religious institutions in the world...

 Sheldon : Was he the one who wedgied you so hard your testicle reascended...

 Sheldon : ...and you spent your whole Christmas break waiting for it to come back down?

 Sheldon : Maybe he wants to see if he can lodge the other testicle up there.

Mm, that's too bad. Could've spent New Year's Eve waiting for the ball to drop.

- Now come on, what's the buzz? - You know, not in halls, not in OR.

 George : Especially nothing happening in the, you know... They're just stairwells.

 Alex : They told me you were in a nightgown, but I thought I'd come see.

 Joe : - Whoa, who sent that? - We all pitched in. The whole floor.

 Joe : Alex, you gotta get me out of here, man. Get me transferred to County Hospital.

- We'll start by saving your life. - The bar is my life. You know that.

 Joe : You've been at last call every night since you moved here.

 Becket : Actually, we were hoping that you could help us a little more

If Wadlow goes to prison, all his recent real estate deals fall apart.

 Beckett : You enlisted Henry to plant those drugs in Wadlow's car

 Beckett : the same kind that's used at your garment factory near the crime scene.

 Zhang : who saw you with Henry at the factory the night he was murdered.

 Zhu Yin : He was going to take me away. Free me. And you kill him!

Although, from what we've heard, maybe not so much with Dr. Monroe.

It's just, she thought I was too flirty with her female residents.

 Ryan : She went on and on about how Greg's such a great listener

 Castle : Well, I knew my homicidal hospital love triangle theory had weight.

 Ryan : But Dr. Chimes says their relationship is strictly platonic.

 Dibala : I hired men who, in their zeal, stepped over the line,

 Marshall : I want to see the look of joy on the new owner's face!

 Marshall : He's probably rushing home to get a handcart or something.

And then, Sue, you squirt out a few tears. Beg Emma to help him,

 Mickey : then we meet at the bar around the corner and the first round's on me.

 Castle : Emma, what do you know about Angelo's trips to Scarsdale?

 Castle : Is it possible he was there casing a house for a burglary?

 Castle : Could someone from Angelo's criminal past have come back?

Wait. Look, that was all petty stuff when he was a kid. That's all.

 Castle : He was out of work. He wanted to surprise you on your birthday.

 Castle : What if he got into trouble trying to make that happen?

 Chase : Start here. Move to the hot one. Just a few seconds, then back.

 Chase : We're gonna monitor activity in your brain while you do it.

 Chase : If you feel any response to the heat, it could indicate a vascular problem.

 Hannah : I'll be fine. What's going on with my mother? Is she gonna die?

 Hannah : I didn't feel anything when you guys screwed this thing into my head.

It'll replace missing chemicals in your nerves, heighten sensitivity.

 Gary Collins : Oh, boy! And may I say, one of our sharpest dressed volunteers.

 Chandler : ...I got carried away before, but there's something you got to know.

 Chandler : If I'm the best, it's only because you made me the best.

 House : Or more to the point, what could possibly be better than monster trucks?

 Wilson : - If you don't want me to see her... - What is this, eighth grade? I'm fine.

 Castle : It'll tell us who the victim is. We can prove she's missing.

 Castle : you get a B and E on your record, and you'll never become President.

 Beckett : You've got a long list of indictments against you, Mr. Valentino.

 Phoebe : - Why are you mopping your ceiling? - There's banana on it.

 Phoebe : I have the spirit of an old Indian woman living in mine.

 Phoebe : The mailman was downstairs, so I brought up your mail.

 CHRISTINA : Why can't you mind your own business? You know, what is your problem?

 MEREDITH : You're my sister. You're my family. You're all I've got.

I just... I wanted to check on your dad and see how he was doing.

 MEREDITH : The people that are still with you at the end of the day?

 ELLIS : I couldn't stay with him. I don't care that he's Meredith's father!

 Joey : Did you hear that, you guys? You're gonna get to stay here!

 Joey : And, and it's good, you know, 'cause, 'cause now you have a reason to come visit.

 Joy : She erased everything. What the hell did she see up there?

 Castle : Using a telescope, she photographs the source of the signal.

 Castle : Then her office is raided by shadowy government agents.

 Castle : that Marie had knowledge of or made contact with something up there,

 Beckett : We will continue our investigation and solve this case

 Beckett : and it will have nothing to do with little green men.

 Beckett : In real reality, did she have problems with anyone on the show?

 Peter : I know that she had trouble with her brother, Charlie Green.

 Charlie Green : Hannah always wanted to make it big in the city.

 Charlie : About how she was putting her life out there for the world to see.

 Marshall : Oh, um, that's great, but I really don't want to know,

"Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch?

You said you'd go across the hall and look. Do you do that every year?

 Lanie : Oh, I don't think he felt much with a bullet that size.

 Beckett : Face shots usually indicate a deep anger in the shooter.

 Beckett : Literally trying to erase what makes the victim a person.

 Beckett : It's amazing that this is all it took to fake two weeks in the Arctic.

 Castle : Something tells me he wasn't planning on returning it.

 Esposito : You were right. Look what our little squirrel was hiding in the air vent.

 Castle : Something tells me our Steven Fletcher wasn't actually Steven Fletcher.

 Lanie : I'd say our shooter was anywhere between 5'3" and six feet.

 Esposito : - Hiding inside of a trench coat, maybe. - Diabolical, I like it.

 Chandler : What does a guy have to do to be taken seriously around here?

 Chase : We need to do a procedure called a transesophegeal echo.

 Chase : There are still plenty of other explanations for what's going on.

 Chase : - There are no structural defects. - Valves are intact.

 House : Tissue characterization is impossible when the pixels are the size of Legos.

 Chase : The clearer the image, the clearer it is that there are no masses,

 Chase : no clots, no tears. The problem's got to be somewhere else.

 Monica : I wish there was a job where I could wear this all the time.

 Ted : Indirect sunlight. Don't overwater. Half a cup a week is more than enough.

The good news is, in a few seconds, I'm gonna start heaving my guts out

 Debbie : we're empowered to detain him, and we have the training to do so.

 Debbie : Well, you're not responsible for the people on this plane. We are.

 Bailey : Don't even tell me you're doing what I think you're doing!

 Cristina : - We want to run some tests. - Oh, now you want to run tests?

I've got a surgery. It shouldn't take me more than four hours, five tops.

 Burke : Need to get a CT angio, but I'm pretty sure it's a tear in her aorta.

 Burke : We have less than 12 hours to fix it before she's dead.

 Addison : - Need me to get the babies out. - So I can save her.

 Bailey : Is pregnant. Yes, I did say pregnant. I recommend you lose the shocked look

 Bailey : - There's only one Preston Burke. - There's only one Cristina Yang.

 Bailey : I've given you the day off. The whole day. It's a kindness. Take it.

What would you rather be doing? Prepping a patient or for your wedding? Go home.

 Richard : Seems to me you got in the race to play out some kind of unfinished business

 Sheldon : Choosing a new laptop is an incredibly personal ritual.

 Stuart : -and the hot plate caught on fire. -And you couldn't put it out?

 Stuart : I was across the street at the do-it-yourself car wash,

 Stuart : Um, I don't know. I'm waiting to hear back from the insurance company.

 House : At this rate, I'm gonna need to pick out a plot for myself.

 Milton : Thanks to your generous donation, you have all morning.

 Milton : Before we proceed any further, Doctor, I'd like to inquire

 Milton : as to exactly what procedure you intend to perform on the remains.

 House : You ever heard of the North American Man Dead Boy Love Association?

 House : So you're taking bribes to plunder graves and I need to show respect.

 House : and if I find a hole in the cartilage of his nose, right about here,

 House : I saw you in Endocrinology, tracked you down to the hoe-down.

"and no one takes Professor Lamb's course unless they have something to prove."

 House : Because Professor Siegal covered the same ground and was the easier grader.

-So they're really tight, huh? -I just said you were right, sweetie.

 Chandler : So I was right. This is what it feels like to be right.

Do you ever worry that you'll be walking and your baby will just slip out?

 Izzie smiles : I think it's because her mom read her Charlotte's Web.

 Izzie tear eyed : that there's more than one way to be a good mother.

 Izzie tear eyed : I wanted... I wanted better for her than I could do at 16.

lt's impossible to find a good doctor. How do you know the good ones...

You probably also had the piano teacher with the wandering hands.

 Chase : And at the rate it's happening, he'll need a new one soon,

 Chase : and there's no way we'll get him on the transplant list.

 Taub : Most of our patients tend to do that, unless we cure them.

 House : boom, he's got tunnel vision, peripheral polyneuropathy,

 Chase : We treated him with Vicodin, clozapine and one IV bag of Levodopa.

 House : Severe emotional stress can lead to asymmetric function of the mid-brain.

Interruption in the brain-heart coupling could cause pulmonary edema.

 Thirteen : Even if House is wrong, the treatment's basically anti-anxiety meds.

 House : Thirteen, load her up on diazepam. Foreman, make sure she does it.

 House : Went home without ringing either her metaphorical or actual bell.

 House : Last year, you could. Seems to come pretty easy to you.

 House : that acting inscrutable makes you anything other than annoying.

 Cristina : - What are you doing? - Dr. Burke told you to leave.

 Meredith : We're moving to an OR further away from the oxygen line. In case we blow up.

 Meredith : Cristina, I have my hand on a bomb, I'm freaking out.

 Meredith : And most importantly, I really have to pee. Tell me anything.

 Mark : Confounded by all the rain and it's only my first day in town.

 Meredith : - You get used to it. - Makes me want to stay in bed all day.

 Richard angry : My head of neurosurgery, punching out people on my surgical floor!

 Richard angry : Now... would someone tell me what the hell happened?

 Female Intern : - I heard they're dying left and right. - See? Told you there'd be seven.

 Female Intern : - She wouldn't let them operate. - My money's on the chief's shunt.

 House : Thyroid cancer would have been diagnosed at least a year before his death.

 Lily : I feel like it's my job to just be fine with everything. But I'm not.

 Lily : I'm not fine that he volunteers our apartment for a giant fund-raiser

 Lily : and that he's not thinking about how we're gonna pay any of our bills

 Barney : - There's nothing to talk about. - You trashed your office today.

 Robin : You obviously have some deep feelings you're not confronting.

You're the most secretive one I know. You never tell anybody anything.

I'll be there. I have to wear a costume to my classes that day anyway.

No. Halloween is stupid. Dressing up, pretending to be someone you're not.

Or Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. No! Slutty Leatherface.

 Robin : You're probably wondering why I've been quiet all night.

No, I just love the way it feels when everybody thinks I own a Porsche.

 Joey : Only an idiot would wear this stuff if he didn't have the car.

 Phoebe : Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a sonic blaster gun.

 Chandler : ...even if I don't get to be the one who gives it to her.

 Montgomery : Just yanking your chain, Detective. Just yanking your chain.

"Darkness fell across the face of the city, and across her face, as well.

 Beckett : You didn't want police to recover it in case they found more of these.

 Benjamin Morris : Zack could have planted steroids in Brian's car.

 Beckett : You know, I think that Zack confronted you about those steroids

 Beckett : you could kiss your Olympic dreams goodbye, and so you killed him.

 Beckett : and then you broke into his apartment and tried to cover your tracks.

 Brian Conrad : To my recollection, at no point did Zack Lindsey and I discuss

Where were you between 1 : 00 and 5 : 00 a.m. the night of the murder?

 Lawyer : This DVD is from a camera mounted above the training pool.

Furthermore, the Morris family and staff all swear Brian was at home,

 Lawyer : So, unless you're charging my client, we're done here.

 Benjamin Morris : and no one's going to derail that, Detective.

 Montgomery : Clearly, his father would do whatever it takes to cover for him

 Beckett : there's no way we'll be able to prove that he was at the UNY pool.

 Ted : Uh, they're fine. They're just... They're a little weird.

 Robin : He was bugging me, so I spiked his echinacea tea with codeine.

 Henry : I can tell her things, and she won't argue with me or make fun of me.

 Henry : I come home every night and I know she'll be there waiting.

 Henry : No one in the world has an emotional attachment to a toaster.

 Henry : But a lot of people are willing to spend $7,000 on women like Amy.

 Henry : Yeah, I'm 35. I've been in relationships. Just none of them fulfilled me.

 Henry : but it's not worth going through what it would take to find her.

 Adams : Bleeding plus two new symptoms, fever and neurological.

 Chase : I'm not sure about that last one. I think he's just weird.

 Chase : He wasn't hallucinating. He didn't have a thought disorder.

 Chase : It's not all that different from talking to your cat or a teddy bear.

 Howard : If y'all don't mind, I got a hankering for a Lone Star Beer.

 Mrs Cooper : There's no alcohol in this household, stop talking like that and lose the hat.

 Mrs Cooper : Oh, you still having trouble talking to the ladies? Ha-ha-ha.

...at whatever Third-World demon is running around inside of you.

If you don't mind, there's a 3 : 05 nonstop back to Los Angeles...

 Adams : Your only choice here is between acceptance and misery.

 Taub : No lesions along the optic track... You already covered that.

Not according to his brain His temporal lobe is completely lit up.

 House : You know how you can be there for me five months from now?

 Beckett : Just like to ask you a few questions about the night of the murder.

 Cosway : Okay, well, actually, I have to meet the movers at Ashley's office,

 Cosway : - so if you don't mind walking with me... - Not at all.

 Beckett : Could you tell us what you did right after the basketball game?

 Beckett : I can assure you that we are 100% certain you did not kill Ashley.

 Beckett : you said that you were on your way to pick her up right after the game.

 Cosway : I didn't want to bother her, so I just killed some time.

 Cosway : I don't know. Anyway, I bought myself a slice of pizza. At Ray's.

 Castle : There's one on 28th and there's one on 23rd. I can't remember which.

 The Hot Girl : I know. You're the guy who wouldn't chip in for the handyman.

 The Hot Girl : I actually thought it was unfair the way everyone reacted.

 Chase : He's obviously got something worse than an air embolus.

 Cameron : Which means it would have nothing to do with the stunts he's been pulling.

And get a muscle biopsy. Find out if we're talking myopathy or neuropathy.

 House : What you don't know is I'm upset about it. I need to talk.

 Cameron : Cuddy and Wilson are trying to teach him some humility.

 Mom : Functional? What does that mean? He's be able to walk but not run?

 Chase : When we close him up, we'll move over to his other leg.

 Chase : Snake a catheter up through the femoral artery and into his heart.

 Chase : Once the affected areas are removed, his normal tissue will set back in

 Chase : and do its job. He should have no more problems with his blood pressure.

 Chase : After confirming those areas are clear, we'll start the final procedure.

Or option two : You can meet her at baggage claim. What do you do?

 Chandler : - That's easy. Baggage claim. - Wrong! Now you're single.

 Ross : You meet her at the gate. That way she knows you love her.

 Chandler : All right, listen. I have one. Janice likes to cuddle...

 Chandler : ...you know, accidentally calling her fat or something?

 Rachel : Oh, honey. I'm sorry. We can't help you there, because we're cuddly sleepers.

Okay. I'm late for work. All right. Are you guys going to come down?

 Thirteen : We never actually talked about how long she'd been in.

 Thirteen : There's no way the prison would've prescribed interferon,

 Chase : sent them coursing through her bloodstream, wreaking havoc.

 Barney : you have squiggly cartoon odor lines coming off of you right now.

 Ted : Just cut her some slack, okay? She just went through a breakup.

 Robin : Some time over the next few months, I'm going to want to sleep with you.

 Ted : I will absolutely say no. Our friendship is too important.

 Thirteen : You asked me how my dad reacted when I told him I was bisexual.

 Wilson : probably somebody's gonna want something written down.

 Cameron : These are gonna be my prescriptions. I... They're my patients.

 Cameron : He wants to make you miserable. You don't think he's gonna ask questions?

 Chase : Is there anything Jack does that no one else does? Any special duties?

We got a bunch of kids running around, sticking everything in their mouths,

 Ralphie : I'm pretty sure Jack's puke is in a blue trash bag with the wrapped gifts,

 Patient beth : How much longer do I have to stay on this medication?

 Beth : I can't play with my daughter or pick her up from school.

 Amy : I only used urban slang to sound tough so people wouldn't break in.

 Amy : Well, what is it then? I did everything just the way you like it.

 Amy : We have been going out for over two years, and I've been nothing but patient with you.

 Amy : I watch your dopey space movies, I signed your ridiculous contracts.

I stopped wearing lip gloss because you said it made my mouth look slippery.

 Sheldon : ...so he has to come live here again. She's the snake in our garden.

 Amy : I was all set to move in with Sheldon and I can't because...

You know, for once I am gonna sit down and try to watch one of these things.

- Get a little three-on-three going? - That would be so much fun.

 Phoebe : - Can I play too? - I've never played football, like, ever.

 Joey : You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up.

That's not true. I wanted to wear my bathrobe and eat peanut clusters all day.

 Chandler : I wanted to start drinking in the morning. Don't say I don't have goals!

 Joey : Chandler, you have to start getting over her, all right?

 Joey : If you play, you get some fresh air. Maybe it'll take your mind off Janice.

If you don't play, everyone will be mad at you because the teams won't be even.

 Beckett : You thought that she was using again, but she wasn't. She was clean.

 Esposito : Yeah. Made me wonder what she was shopping for, so I called the store.

 Beckett : and a tube of Daniella Bolan Velvet Kiss Lava Red lipstick.

 Castle : That's the same lipstick used to paint a smile on Hayley's face.

 -- Act Five [28 : Okay. It's true. I saw her the night she died.

 Bree Busch : - a guitar and some pedals. - That's how you got her new number.

 Bree Busch : You know, I kept calling, just... She wouldn't pick up.

 Bree Busch : And I didn't tell her it was going to be me, so she showed.

 Penny : So, Bernadette, how goes the hunt for bridesmaid dresses?

 Bernadette : Well, if you don't mind looking like an orange traffic cone, great.

...in a horrific carbon-monoxide accident the night before her wedding.

 Amy : Check it out, still in the bags. The gowns, not the bridesmaids.

 Cristina : You cannot tell Shepherd until I've told Meredith. It will be a thing.

 Burke : You act like this is a disaster. The world won't implode if people know.

 Penny : I think it's interesting you didn't call your girlfriend

 Penny : Well, doesn't matter if she gets it, as long as she's pretty.

 Chandler : Hey, Janice, when I invited you, I didn't think it meant

One of these times, it's just gonna be your last chance with me!

 Penny : Um, waitress for six months and then become a movie star.

 Leonard : If you don't have electricity, then you probably don't need cable.

 Penny : Oh, no, I can't give up my acting classes. I'm a professional actress.

 Leonard : It sounds like you got caught speeding going 4000 miles an hour.

 Ted : That's why she hasn't introduced me to her daughter, either.

 House : No, idiot, lactate levels are stable. We're missing something.

 Taub : Or we could question them separately and not torture them.

 House : Or we could get them all in the same room and get the truth.

 Robot Voice : Dead drop a flash drive with the new bank routing numbers

 Robot Voice : in the top drawer of that booth at precisely noon today

 Vikram : It's an abandoned Cold war radar station in the Arctic Circle.

 Beckett : LokSat's accountant is going to expose himself at that dead drop.

 Castle : Talk about high on the food chain. Ifwe get LokSat's accountant...

 Beckett : And you have to get ahold of Hayley. We need all the help we can get.

 Lanie : and you see these burnt remnants around his legs, hands and face?

 Esposito : You can still make out the serial number on the frame.

Ifwe're lucky, our victim registered it, and we can get his name that way.

 Ryan : Vacant buildings on either side, not a security camera in sight.

 Emily : Thank you so much for this. It was so thoughtful of you.

 Ross : -We have something we have to get to. -I'm gonna take off too.

 Friend No. 1 : ...to the woman who, in one year from today, will become...

Isn't it exciting? I mean, it's like having a boyfriend for life.

 Josh : I've always dreamed of having a brother to play catch with.

 Penny : I'm young, so my guy said I can afford to take some risks.

 Penny : Okay, sweetie. I'll take care of you. What do you need?

 Leonard : Okay, I'm blind here, guys. Can you help me find them?

 Marshall : It's this awesome little place. Regis Philbin eats there,

so it's sort of like a celebrity hotspot. But the burger, Ted. The burger.

So we went out to get another burger. But after hours of searching...

 Marshall Raising hands in the sky. : Damn it! Where is this place?

 Robin : - You couldn't find it? - We didn't know our way around.

 Ted : - and one very helpful drag queen. - Wait, Betty Noir was a drag queen?

- Well, where do you think it was? - Probably tucked between her legs.

 Fbi Tech crawford : They were detailed, down to the make, model and color of the backpack.

 Sorenson : All right, let's get the money set and be ready to make the drop.

 Theresa : I shouldn't have let you watch her. Don't tell me what to say!

 Theresa : Tell me, Alfred, was it worth it? Was it worth our little girl?

 Beckett : Neither you nor your husband is responsible for what happened.

 Joey : And then I knew she was dreaming because her eyes kept going like this : 

...all she's waiting for is for me to say I'll call her, and it just comes out.

 Penny : Well, now we know, next time we go to the farmers' market,

 Penny : Sorry. Okay, who wants syrup and who wants cinnamon sugar?

 Penny : ...I want a boyfriend whose roommate isn't a giant pain in the ass.

 Sheldon : I believe what you meant to say is, "I give up. He's improbable."

 Sheldon : Eat French toast on a Monday? Now, that would be impossible.

 Sheldon : You can catch even more flies with manure. What's your point?

All right, listen. If you see Joey, will you just tell him that..?

 Marshall : But right now, I have to get excited about something else.

 Judy : I just got my new bathing suit for the beach this summer.

 Sheldon : Well.. and you need to drive the car and mind your business.

 Castle : Seriously, Beckett, do you have any idea what this means?

 Beckett : Very funny, Castle, but there is no such thing as Bigfoot.

 Castle : Tell that to the people who've been sighting him for 400 years.

 Pearlmutter : So, I typed the blood. It's a match to our victim.

 Pearlmutter : Professionally, I can't speculate what those are, Mr. Castle.

 Pearlmutter : But personally, I can say that anyone who believes in Bigfoot is an ass.

 Castle : Well, that is a common assertion amongst the uninformed.

 House : than stay-at-home moms. Something about personal fulfillment.

 Cuddy : That's just a rationalization by working moms who justify not being with their kids,

 Cuddy : which is fine, if that's what they want. It's not what I want.

 Thirteen : It's hard to have a conversation when I'm trying not to move.

 Taub : Technically, it can't still be that because it never could be that.

 House : Tell him the part about where two of her doctors don't show up for...

 Masters : If we had waited until after the sail was over, you would have died.

...for some failing to attend Physics Department paintball strategy meeting.

We hide in the parking lot and ambush people when they come to pee.

 Cameron : You accepted his choice that ending the pain is better than the pain.

 House : What's the differential diagnosis for urine that's tea-colored?

 House : Which means the kidneys are shutting down. Why? - Trauma.

None that his history would indicate. - Could be damage done by the self-injection of the Demerol.

 House : - What does that tell you? - The trauma diagnosis was right.

 Rebellious : He takes it easy for a few days, he'll be fine. - You sure?

 Rebellious : - The elevated C.K. rules out infection... - You know what's worse than useless?

 Keen : It's kind of hard to think when you're in our face like...

Yeah? You think it's gonna be easier when you got a real patient really dying?

 Caring : Dying muscle leaks myoglobin. It's toxic to the kidneys.

 Sheldon : Hey, good news, I just got off the phone with my mother.

 Sheldon : And now, don't get your hopes up, 'cause he's pretty busy,

 Howard : The lack of gravity did decompress my spine, so I'm, like, an inch-and-a-half taller.

I'm going to the DMVtomorrow to get my license changed before I shrink back.

Come in, come in. I didn't think I was gonna get to see you until tomorrow.

Detective Beckett, I just received a call from the Mayor of Atlantic City.

Mr. Siegel's death is front page news. They're asking about suspects.

 Gates : Well, how about the property he asked his ex to sign over to him,

 Beckett : Just that the victim purchased it a year and a half ago

 Castle : Yeah, the real estate agent was surprised anyone bought it,

 Ryan : Apparently, he didn't leave Atlantic City alone last night.

picked him up in front of the casino and drove him to New York City.

 Ryan : Background check shows felony racketeering and assault charges.

 Gates : You boys head down to Atlantic City to Siegel's casino,

 Gates : and see if any of them can shine some light on his whereabouts.

 Castle : Oh, Captain Gates said the boys are going to Atlantic City.

 Gates : Besides, Detective, I'm looking forward to seeing what you can do without him.

 Raj : Well, I think the first thing we should get rid of is that tone.

 Bernadette : That was really me just duct taping them to our dog.

 Bernadette : They did, but the mommy and daddy didn't like them,

 Beckett : So, Castle, are you disappointed that there's no Bigfoot after all?

 Kurt : Because of you guys, Justine's killer will pay for what he did to her.

 Castle : How could you have possibly spent all your money? Unless...

 Alexis : My friend Jonah at school has a crowd funding campaign

 Alexis : to plant bamboo forests on the roofs of skyscrapers to help clean the air.

 Alexis : That people like us need to be careful with the kind of money we have.

 Alexis : But I believe in people, and what they can accomplish.

 Alexis : I believe in Jonah and his vision, and I wanted to support him.

And, okay, so maybe it was stupid to give him all of my allowance,

 Castle : I'd like to hear about how he's going to change the world.

 Barney : So, this chick and I are going at it behind the Central Park Zoo.

 Barney : and just when I'm about to give her the same thing... What up?...

 Barney : I know you count the minutes until you can escape from your humdrum lives

 Barney : by hearing how awesome mine is, and I love doing that for you,

 Ted : The comfort of home is a little ruined when someone turns your old room

it's like my old G. I Joes are frozen in some weird Vietnam flashback.

 Phoebe : It does. How would you feel if you couldn't share your cooking?

I wish I would have been there to feel the kicking for the first time.

 Cuddy : So it isn't hepatic fibrosis, it could still be microangiopathic vasculitis.

 House : You run a hospital that treats thousands of patients every day.

 House : If you're gonna get this worked up over every one of them...

 House : by showing that her pregnancy was a result of parthenogenesis.

 Foreman : There's nothing abnormal in the EEG or the neurological exam.

 Foreman : and if it was a puffer fish, he'd be dead in six to eight hours, tops.

 Foreman : But I have seen how many pills he's been popping lately,

 Foreman : I wouldn't be surprised if he's in a coma somewhere himself.

 House : If you ever end up in a bar with the Cambridge Women's Heavyweight Eight,

His 96 double-Zs are probably putting pressure on his chest, suffocating him.

 Chase : And I doubt a guy who weighs 600 pounds bothers with annual physicals.

 Beckett : I can't believe you gave him the money from Pastor Bob.

 Beckett : Well, the altitude chamber is right next to the parking garage,

 Beckett : took it out to the rail yard, and tried to throw us off the trail.

What could be more life-changing than being beamed up by this guy?

 Beckett : The dark, lonely road, the bright light out of nowhere,

-Where's the 1920s princess-cut ring? -I just sold it to that gentleman.

 Chandler : Software that facilitates inter-business networking e-solutions.

 Charlie : Well, unless it's the creepy guy with his hand up his kilt...

I'm so excited. Apparently, I beat out hundreds of other applicants...

 Charlie : - So tell me about the grant. - Well, okay, it's for $25,000.

 Ross : And there will be an article about me in the Paleontology Review.

 Ross : ...without people raising serious questions about my work.

This is our computer-generated approximation of your original facial structure

and pulling it down allows me to repair the bone fractures underneath

 Mark : And once you've healed, no one will ever know you had the surgery.

 Phoebe : She took it pretty well. Paolo's over there now, so....

 Esposito : TSA just pulled Charles Oni out of a security line at JFK off our sketch.

 Charles Oni : I don't know what you're talking about. I was going home to visit my family.

 Beckett : We know that you were involved in both of these murders.

 Beckett : Azi, the man that you intimidated into finding Jamal,

 Castle : Apparently, he takes his religious beliefs very seriously.

 Beckett : you'll be out of here in about an hour, and I won't let you leave town.

 Beckett : You scare a lot of people, Mr. Oni, immigrants, illegals.

 Leonard opening door : Oh, hey, Penny. Wow, look at you, all ready for your showcase.

 Penny : I just wanted to come by and wish you guys luck with your symposium.

 Penny : A lot of friends would let their friend go alone, but that's not you.

Well, Penny is on her way to perform in a one-night showcase production of Rent...

 Sheldon : ...which we are unable to attend, because we're going to a symposium...

 Leonard : ...on molecular positronium given by Dr. Emil Farmanfarmian.

 Sheldon : Again, not enough evidence. For all we know, he's being murdered.

 Ross : I gotta cancel those five giant teddy bears I sent to Emily.

 Beckett : You know, the thing that I still can't figure out is,

 Biggie Slim : I didn't even know where Wyndham was shipping the stuff to.

 Hunt : Actually, you're not. Or the following week, for that matter.

 Chase : You'll be the only mother on the planet who appreciates the value of a wet diaper.

 Emma : of this entire surreal process and this is the best part of the story so far.

 Cameron : I thought you didn't care about his reaction. Trying to make him jealous?

 Beckett : What if I wanted him to get away? Wanted him to go through with this?

 Gates : but a search of his room turned up wires, detonator, traces of C-4.

 Gates : it's either with him, or already out there waiting to go off.

 Beckett : I had a job to do, and I didn't do it. I've gotta make this right.

 Esposito : Asked him about it. Asked him about Melanie Rogers, too.

 Gates : Whatever's going on, Alice was in it up to her eyeballs.

 Gates : If any of her clients have even the remotest connection

 Gates : to a country that produces diamonds, I wanna know about it.

And these elephants-on-parade have creeped me out since day one,

 Castle : if I try to get rid of something that obviously has deep meaning to you?

 Beckett : If you don't like the elephants, I don't like the elephants.

 Castle : They obviously have family values, and this one's good with money.

 Beckett : A hedge fund manager with investments in South Africa.

 Beckett : And a CEO with a manufacturing plant 80 miles from a Chinese mine.

 Castle : What if it's not about Alice's clients but it's actually about Alice?

 Leonard : I'm your son. What about the fact that she's good enough for me?

 Mrs Hofstadter : to hear that your mother approved of your life choices?

No, Mom, it's the same guy I've gone out with for the past two years.

 Penny on phone : Well, it's complicated. I mean, he works with lasers and atomic magnets.

 Cameron [pushes Stop Button On The Treadmill.] : Stop. This isn't working.

 House [extremely Sarcastic And Animated.] : He's got fluid in his lungs? Whatever are we gonna do?

 House [extremely Sarcastic And Animated.] : Oh, yeah, now I remember.

 House [extremely Sarcastic And Animated.] : Put him on a treadmill, and run him like one of his rats on a wheel.

Exercising with a lungful of your own bodily fluids tends to hurt.

 Powell [coughing] : I'm assuming this isn't your idea of a long-term solution.

 Cameron : We need to get rid of the fluid in your lungs so you'll be able to do the test.

 Powell : I've been in and out of the hospital for the past year.

 Scarlett Price : The floor was so rusted, it literally sagged in the middle.

 Scarlett Price : But I can still remember coming over the bridge,

 Scarlett Price : and seeing the city right there in front of me.

 Castle : Something tells me this story takes a turn for the worse.

 Scarlett Price : Then, the college friend I was going to stay with

 Scarlett Price : told me her boyfriend was moving in. I had to find another place.

 Scarlett Price : Spent a year barely eating, living in a closet.

 Scarlett Price : When a friend mentioned doing this, I thought, "It couldn't be worse."

 Beckett : Why are you so worried, Castle? I thought you were the cool dad.

 Castle : No. What's Alexis' secret that she'll tell Beckett about, but not me?

 Chandler : I remember my father all dressed up in the red suit...

 Chandler : ...the big black boots and the patent leather belt...

...but he'd be drunk, so he'd crash into something and wake everybody up.

 CHRISTINA : Oh, and a stripper. She thinks I'm a racist stripper.

 BURKE : You'll love her when you get to know her. Everybody loves my mama.

 DEREK : You haven't heard from Addison, have you? She's not answering phones.

 Sheldon : ...of forever changing mankind's understanding of the universe, a.k.a. me.

 Sheldon : And here, we have a waitress brushing her teeth with her finger.

 Sheldon : Please hold all questions until the end of the presentation.

 Sheldon : This is the Large Hadron Collider at CERN in Switzerland.

 Sheldon : They sell scented soaps and lotions. Some of which contain glitter.

 Chase : You think that he's actually getting something out of this?

 Frankie : I don't want to go in there knowing you'll stick with me through surgery

 Foreman : And the biopsy confirms it was full of abnormal cells consistent with lymphoma.

You gave the guys great haircuts. I thought you'd like to do mine.

Where was your client between 11 : 00 p.m. and 2 : 00 a.m. last night?

 Mickey : My client is an upstanding citizen and a pillar of the community,

Did Sid tell you that you were fired, so you snapped and killed him?

 Beckett : you still made some pretty serious threats against Sid,

 Mickey : Okay, I was upstairs at the rooftop bar, getting wasted all night.

 Mrs Green : There's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.

Mom, I realize you and dad were upset when I didn't marry Barry...

 Thirteen : which resulted from a cocktail of alcohol and ecstasy.

 House : Is he in this room? Because if he's not, I don't care what he thinks.

 Foreman : What if the eye problem wasn't with her vein, but with her blood?

 Taub : Makes sense. Bone marrow's in overdrive, too many platelets. Sorry.

 House : Thirteen, go stick a needle in your girlfriend's pelvis.

 Doyle : One of your book jackets, you know, "Richard Castle lives in New York

 Doyle : given all the crazy stuff that goes on between you along the way.

 Doyle : But not if Ward changes the future, do you understand me?

 Castle : Yeah, but didn't the time stream already change with Wickfield's murder?

 Doyle : Never amounted to anything. No, he wound up a footnote in history.

 Beckett : He's our suspect! Could you please not discuss details of our case with him?

 Beckett : Maybe you could come over here and help me look through this stuff.

 Beckett : This is a photograph of an old letter addressed to Malcolm Wickfield.

 Leonard : I'm sorry if this stuff is gonna make the ceremony awkward.

 Beckett : With New York plates containing the letters "X" and "Z"?

 Frank : it had an oval sticker in its back window that said "NYC."

 Frank : No, Zoey was coming from Pittsburgh. The opposite direction.

 Castle : He asks them a couple of questions. If they fit the profile,

 Castle : And if not, he's just some good Samaritan giving them a ride.

 Castle : That's why he didn't kill me. It would've attracted attention.

 Castle : How many times do you think he did this? Ten? Twenty? A hundred?

 Foreman : He's continuing to lose control of the muscles on his right side.

His brain is getting foggier, and his "T" cells are still in single digits. - Why are we doing this here?

Unless we figure out the underlying disease, this guy's lied to his last constituent.

 Wilson : - False negative on the P.C.R. AIDS test? - Ran it twice.

 Chase : - Immunoglobulin deficiency? - No history of respiratory problems.

Idiopathic... from the Latin meaning "we're idiots" 'cause we can't figure out what's causing it.

 Cameron : - You hate whole body scans. - 'Cause they're useless.

Could probably scan any one of us and find five different doodads that look like cancer.

 House : you don't call a running play up the middle, unless you're the Jets.

Standard procedure. Oh, well, that's you... Mr. Standard Procedure.

 House : I knew he was going to Africa, and I figured he was vaccinated for Hep "A" and "B".

 Wilson : You knew that before you ordered the first test. What changed? - I should have ordered both.

 Ben : Would you really have let me wonder for the rest of my life?

 Chandler : I can't believe I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left the room.

 Chase : After I broke up with you? After you ruined my planned proposal?

Whatever they're for, we got less than five minutes to figure it out.

 Beckett : He wants to separate the couples. Make us choose who goes free.

 Patty : I assume all three need to be pulled at once to open the door.

 House : There's only one way a tularemia patient goes into a coma...

 Cameron : The patient doesn't have tularemia. And then there was one.

It takes 10 doctors and a coma to diagnose sleeping sickness. And then there was none.

 Foreman : We still have the problem of explaining how a white chick from Jersey...

 Foreman : who's never traveled south of D.C. has African sleeping sickness.

 Foreman : I made it clear. If this guy's lying about sleeping around he knows he's murdering his wife.

 Chandler : Don't you see how gross that is? It's like you using my toothbrush!

 Joey : ...think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.

 Cristina : - What are you doing out of bed? - I gotta get a candy bar.

 Cristina interrupts : - Earlier I was out of line. - No. You got me to think.

 Rick : I don't want to be a guy sitting in a bar with a stump for a hand,

 Cristina : He's making me stand at the back of the OR while he reattaches Rick's fingers.

 Cristina sighs : I told him I moved in with him but I'm keeping my old apartment.

 House : If you've come to return the thermometer, don't bother. I've moved on.

 Tritter : If you'd actually read my chart, you'd have known that I'm a cop.

 House : This isn't because I was speeding, this is because I'm Latino.

 Tritter : Would you mind turning around, please, and putting your hands behind your head?

 Tritter : which you should take advantage of for once in your life.

 Taub : Until the treatment of your infectious paraparesis takes effect,

 Maggie : Only difference is I'm there to help her through them.

 Maggie : if everybody always acted like their mom was looking over their shoulder.

 Thirteen : You must really like who you got. Or really dislike.

They're showing a digital Time Bandits. You wouldn't wanna come, would you?

 Sheldon : All right. Invitation pointlessly offered, declined as expected.

 Sheldon : Everyone's civil, nobody's fighting. Have a nice evening.

 Leonard : No. There's a difference between being and acting stupid.

 Penny : Oh, yeah? Well, there's a difference between being a jerk and being an ass.

 Howard : Yeah. I don't think I need my pre-show urination anymore.

 Sheldon : ...I told you not to talk to her. Now look, we are late for the movies.

 Alexis : We'll put a pin in that. Next are the bag and the ball.

 Castle : Midnight, by the river, at the Shephard Torres shopping mall!

 Castle : I don't know whether to be happy or hurt by your lack offaith in me.

 Monica : And well, if we can't make it one day, we got real problems, my friend.

l know it must be important to you when you start chattering like a monkey.

And when l get to Tulsa and people say, ''Where's the missus'' ...

...l'll make some offensive Tulsa joke, and thus, begin my isolation.

 Marshall : I used to always tell him that I'll be an environmental lawyer.

 Marshall : But he never got to see the me that was anything but...

 Lily : Are you avoiding sleeping with me 'cause you don't want to start a family?

 Marshall : The cement will dry, and I will be stuck at GNB forever.

 Lily : If you want to quit your job and go work for the NRDC right now,

 Sheldon behind them : I don't want to shake anyone's germy hands.

 Sheldon on phone : First you say you want me to appear at your fund-raisers,

 Sheldon on phone : Forgive me, but that sounds like a mixed message.

 Sheldon on phone : Why don't you see if you can organize your thoughts,

It was pink, and it had rainbow-colored tassels hanging off the handles...

 Phoebe : So I would sit on it, and my stepdad would drag me around the backyard.

 House : This is what my life could have been, not what it can be.

 Alexis : But if this is how you get when people come over unannounced,

 Alexis : I see what's going on. You've got your go-bag, your guns.

 Hayley : It was meant to be a quick PI job, but, technically, I broke a few laws.

 Hayley : The friend I was working with, we were in MI6 together.

 Leonard : Should I say something? I feel I should say something.

 Violet : - Have a nice... surf. - I'll see you guys after lunch?

 Jane Doe : My brain is bleeding? How could my brain have been bleeding since the accident?

 Derek : Because of the location of the bleed, you need to be awake during surgery.

 Derek : You'll be sedated, alert, but it could be a really dangerous process.

 Derek : It's possible. Amnesia can be a symptom, but it's a long shot.

 Susan : - At least it's not the hiccups. - Could be complications from endoscopy.

 Meredith : - Which should knock it right out. - See? I told you. Don't be dramatic.

 Lucy : Maybe I could do one more scary thing before I go and give you a kiss goodbye?

 Castle : Looks like Byron Singer was telling the truth after all.

He was last seen wearing shorts, sneakers and a gray and white jacket.

 Beckett : which matches the size of the slugs that we found in our victim's body.

 Beckett : so we know that the abduction took place at 5 : 12 p.m. on Tuesday.

 Montgomery : the chances of finding a child abduction victim alive go way down.

 Chris Taub : It's kind of tacky doing it in front of the patient.

 Casey Alfonso : I can't feel them at all. I don't think I can move them.

 Greg House : and I'm not talking about the country or the plane.

 Samira Terzi : Do you think acting like an idiot and talking about sex works on girls?

 Greg House : Well, if it didn't, the human race would have died out long ago.

 Sidney Curtis : who was just proved wrong about his pancreatitis theory.

 Greg House : I'm appropriately cheery for someone who's been proved right.

 Greg House : Withholding nutrients is the treatment for pancreatitis.

 Greg House : Didn't seem to fit with the whole "I'm just jerking you guys around" Gestalt.

 Greg House : Let's ask John if he'd rather be sick honestly or cured dishonestly.

 Phoebe : - Yeah, she was just an agent. - Joey's gonna be so upset.

I know. He always wanted to be the first black man to cross the Atlantic.

 Monica : - You don't think we should tell him? - Not for a while.

 Phoebe : Let's just give him a few days to get used to everything else.

 Chandler : Unless Snoopy says it to Charlie Brown, I think we're okay.

 Mr Zelner : - May I help you? - Yeah. I'm a friend of Rachel Green's.

 Ross : Actually, we met at the Christmas party about two years ago.

 Ross : Well, I'm here to see if you'll give Rachel her job back.

 Justine : You don't know if I'm great. You don't know me at all.

 Justine : And I'm not gonna let you martyr yourself for a two-day-old infant

 Justine : just because you feel guilty, because you weren't around for me.

 House : I'm also aware that my hands are shaking from low blood sugar

 House : So while this may seem insensitive, this crucial lifesaving moo shu...

 House : Damn it. They forgot the extra pancakes in my moo shu pork.

 House : Every time that new girl with the blue streaks in her hair answers the phone,

 Beth : So, fighting for the underdog, that kind of became his life's mission.

 Castle : He exposed the waterboarding memos, the Orton-Geo fracking scandal.

 Beth : Yeah, I think he was planning on posting some documents.

 Castle : Why would Homeland Security be interested in your husband?

witnesses say that your husband parked on Mercer just before 8 : 00,

waited on the sidewalk till 8 : 15, and then he got back in his car.

Did he work with anyone else that might have known what he was involved in?

 Shawn : The government killed my father and you're helping them cover it up.

Cameron, you gonna tell Cuddy, or has she already got you wired for sound?

They call it "gray area" because you never really know what's there.

 House : It would explain the aggressive behavior, the cataplexy,

 Sheldon : All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy.

 Penny : Not letting the bike fall on you while standing still is lesson one.

 Leonard : Excuse me, your entire argument is predicated on the assumption...

 Sheldon : ...and the energy storage capacity of Kryptonian skin cells.

 Leonard : I challenge you to find a single reference to Kryptonian skin cells.

 Beckett : It empowers cowards to become bullies. Just like this guy.

 Castle : It can't be a coincidence that the killer targeted him.

 Beckett : When we should have been looking at victims of his cyber cases.

Yeah. Remember the fragments that we found in the lock of Cam's Rolls-Royce?

 Ryan : Well, they're PLA. It's a bioplastic used in 3D printing.

 Beckett : How could the killer make a copy of the key without the original?

 Penny entering : Hi. Did Sheldon change the Wi-Fi password again?

Uh, yeah, it's "Penny already eats our food, she can pay for Wi-Fi."

Okay. What makes you think you can get me to stop using your wi-Fi?

 Sheldon : Like, when I finally got you to stop saying "Valentime's Day."

 Sheldon : You asked Penny if she wanted to hear something weird.

 Leonard : - He's in town and wants to have drinks. - Okay, Penny.

 Leonard : We did the work together, let's present the paper together.

 Sheldon : And I'm telling you for the last time, it's pandering, it's undignified, and bite me.

 Howard : I just checked the house. There's probably 20, 25 people in there.

 Beckett : So why was he wearing his Santa suit? And how'd he end up dead?

Well, if this was a story, it would all come back to Edmund's character.

 Esposito : It's pretty extreme, I know. And I'll tell you this much,

 Esposito : Back in the day, he used to pull down a half a mil a year.

You can make that much as a Santa? Maybe I should switch jobs, huh?

 Ryan : - Yeah, thanks for that visual. - Oh, here's another thing.

 Esposito : I pulled Edmund's financials. On the night he was killed,

 Beckett : All right, take a look at the ATM footage and see if anyone was with him.

Just under the $10,000 mark. Someone didn't wanna tip off the feds.

 Victor Dietrich : I am sorry, detectives, but I've never seen him before.

 Beckett : No, it's not. Both of your financial institutions confirmed it.

 Beckett : Oh, so it's a gift now? To someone that you don't even know?

 Dietrich : This has been delightful, but I'm afraid I have to go.

 Beckett : The murder of a federal air marshal on a transatlantic flight.

 Sheldon : I am. You know, and in an effort to reduce awkwardness

 Sheldon : as we learn how to function as friends, I printed out a list

 Sheldon : If there were a list of things that make me more comfortable,

 Soup Kitchen Manager : Uh, aprons and rubber gloves are here... just...

 Howard : So we don't even get to be up front where the action is?

She's got to go back to London, but I've been prepared for this from the start.

 Ross : We both knew we had two weeks together, and then that's it.

I tried tricking it, and I made it a soy burger, so that maybe it'd think it was getting meat.

That's sweat. You throw up all morning, you'll have that glow too.

 Castle : But tonight, I realized I'm not gonna be doing it for much longer.

 Castle : you're gonna go off to college. You're gonna get married.

 Castle : You're gonna have kids. And I'm only gonna see you on holidays.

 Alexis : Dad, don't worry. No matter how old I get, I'll always be your little girl.

 House : You ask the questions, answer them and make tasty snacks.

and that'll just prove your theory that relationships are conditional

And this time, forget their diseases, just tell me how they died.

 Robin : The Ted that I went out with was attracted to the kind of woman

 Ted : For your information, Becky doesn't like steak, she likes "spasghetti".

 Howard : Are you crazy? We can't go down an empty elevator shaft.

 Sheldon : Are you bothered that I can so easily manipulate you?

 Sheldon : I grew up with an older brother and a very contentious twin sister.

 Sheldon : Be it noogies, swirlies or the classic, "Why are you hitting yourself?"

 Raj : Ooh. Big talk from a man who was once treed by a chicken.

 Chase : Look when I get there, I'm flying blind without a contrast CT here!

 Weber : we have strong statistical evidence that this drug prevents migraine headaches

 House : It's always been my understanding that, unless you follow a daily regimen,

 House : Is there anybody who doesn't stand to make a fortune from it

 Weber : Perhaps I should have taken my medication before this lecture.

 Weber : We had a very specific control group, chronic migraine sufferers.

 Weber : I don't have time to go through all the math right now,

 Weber : - but the incidence was dramatically... - Sure, in India.

 Chandler : That sounds good. I'll call you. Or you call me, whatever.

 Chandler : ...just to see if I was okay? I mean, how needy is that?

 Foreman : Because the seizures have stopped, because her fever's gone away,

 Chase : Yes. She's gonna die in considerably less discomfort thanks to you

What? You can't get me drunk and then give me crap for being drunk.

 House : That's like dumping someone, and then giving them crap for being upset.

You're in the reality-sucks- and-fantasy-temporarily- appears-to-not-suck business.

 Fellow Patron : Just get the moron a drink so he'll shut the hell up.

You won't have to, so long as you never ever show your faces here again.

 Howard : - It's completely reasonable. - Good, that's a heaIthy attitude.

 Howard : Actually, it's good for both of us. I have assets to protect too.

 Howard : Ma and I have a primo double cemetery plot at Mt. Sinai...

 Howard : ...right near the guy who played Mr. Roper on Three's Company.

 Beckett : Vega didn't want his wife to know why he was going to Cuba either.

 Beckett : Well, a week after he gets back, he suddenly needs 200,000?

 Ryan : Yeah, but here's the weird thing. It tested positive for blood on the sole,

 Beckett : If Wade killed Vega, then his shoe would've been covered in blood.

 Beckett : While the real murderer gets blood on top of his shoe

 Beckett : You guys look into Vega's financials, see if we missed anything.

 Beckett : - Castle and I will start with Cuba. - Cuba! Good idea!

 Beckett : Oh, I don't know, Castle. Me in a swimsuit under the hot, blistering sun...

 Beckett : That's okay. I was actually thinking of something a little bit more local.

 Beckett : Well, Fox's client list is a veritable who's who of star athletes.

 Wilson : She's just doing what you do, what everyone does. Trying to avoid pain.

 Wilson : to overlook her hypocrisy, so you don't feel like a hypocrite for going.

 Wilson : Even if an absolute truth exists, we can't know all of it.

 Stacy : you really couldn't be expected to notice there was anything else wrong.

 Stacy : As your lawyer, I can't stop you from lying, I can't even be in the room.

 Stacy : But I would be remiss if I didn't prep you to lie better.

 Stacy : You wrote her a prescription, which means there was an examination.

Talk to Nurse Preven, get an appointment with Dr. Brustin in Rheumatology.

 Kayla : I took that medicine you gave me, but my stomach still hurts.

...Star Trek : The Next Generation Geordi La Forge without his VISOR...

If I went into that apartment right now, would I not find Beanie Babies?

 Sheldon : Are you not an accumulator of Care Bears and My Little Ponies?

 Sheldon : And who is that Japanese feline I see frolicking on your shorts?

 Penny : Okay, okay, look, if this is about yesterday, Leonard...

 Penny : ...I am really sorry about what I said. I was just upset.

 Kutner : He's just screwing with me 'cause Cuddy made me baby-sit.

 Foreman : If he's faking, you think he's going to come clean because you said his name?

 House : Back off. Only Thirteen gets to grab my nipples this time.

 Thirteen : when you made us crap our pants isn't actually all that funny.

 House : "Hoping to fry my brain to death I smoked some primo crystal meth,"

 House : We're not here to make him happy, we're here to diagnose him.

 Joseph : If telling him the truth would help him stop feeling like this.

 Rachel : ...when a girl asks for some ill-advised sympathy sex, just do it.

 Leslie : What does this have to do with Amy? Owen died years ago.

 Becktt : After all these years, realizing your own sister-in-law

 Castle : Which, by wild coincidence, is exactly $50,605 times three.

 Phoebe : Do you know what's going on in there? They're trying to take Joey!

"The most popular Phoebe in tennis is called the overhand Phoebe.

If you win, slap your opponent on the Phoebe and say, 'Hi, Phoebe!'"

 Cristina : I can't do that. I can't talk to the families of patients. I'm sorry.

 Mackie : how about I take you and my new liver out for a night on the town?

 Sheldon : never went behind my back and worked with Barry Kripke.

 Rogan : Here, why don't you untie me so we can get out of here?

 Beckett : Freeing up one hand. That's all you need to sign this.

 Beckett : I'm not joking. If you want me to cut you loose, then sign the papers.

 Castle : You know, maybe we should wait to do this till we get somewhere safe.

 Rogan : Yes! Listen to Man Parts. Let's get the hell out of here.

 Beckett : Over blackmail photos? They're not gonna kill you, Rogan.

 Castle : Though, if you think about it, that would solve our problem.

 Rogan : I mean, the Ugly Brothers, they always called him something else.

 Rogan : Yeah, yeah, that's it. I mean, this guy wants those pictures something fierce.

 Phoebe : It's the one where Joey got Monica's turkey stuck on his head.

 Beckett : No, not yet. But we are doing everything that we can.

 Beckett : And lose a day flying out there, and another one tracking him down

 Beckett : in a place that I don't have jurisdiction or authority?

I've known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I cannot imagine...

 Katie's father : - Now you're saying it isn't? - I'm saying that I don't know.

 Father : And you have the audacity to stand here and tell me, "I don't know."

 Father : No, you're not. If you were, you'd be able to give me some answers.

 Burke : Fix your ticker, take you off the machine. I'm done. Simple procedure.

 Tag : - Are you feeling any better? - Yeah, I'm doing okay. I'm...

 Tag : But before you say anything else, can I say one more thing?

 Adams : Given his Vicodin abuse, I think he has hepatic encephalopathy.

 Wilson : A little sleep deprivation could account for his forgetfulness and inattention.

 Wilson : He loads up on caffeine, that explains a jittery hand.

 Adams : It's curable, but if he doesn't get treatment, it could actually be fatal.

 Castle : If Eric was his mob doctor, he'd wanna help solve this.

 Beckett : We'll see if any of that connects to anyone in organized crime.

 Beckett : I wasn't saying anything. You were talking. About Dino.

 Castle : And we're here for your help in a murder investigation.

Hey. That's why l didn't invite you. You have to calm down, all right?

 Monica : Oh, yeah, that's what you want. My inhibitions lowered.

 Monica : Oh, my God, can you believe we're surrounded by all this?

 P.a. : Dr. Gregory House, please call Dr. Cuddy at extension 3731.

 Luke : But the pain started in her leg. Where the clot started... her calf.

 Er Doc : It's called a deep vein thrombosis. Basically, a bigger clot.

A piece of that broke off, went up the vein, through her heart and blocked the blood flow to her lungs.

 Er Doc : Is your Dad here? I have some things I need to talk to him about. Uh, my Dad's running a little late.

 Er Doc : All right. Your mom's blood alcohol was .12. 10 : 30 in the morning.

 Luke : I gave it to her. Two ounces of vodka. It cools her out.

 Luke : But that's the first since Monday. That was three days ago.

 Er Doc : The alcohol makes her pass out. She's immobile for long periods of time.

 Luke : That doesn't happen. She's not an alcoholic. She only drinks when you give it to her?

 Er Doc : We put her on blood thinners. You can probably take her home tomorrow.

 Roy : I can go to that special place inside me where I feel no shame.

I could do it out of my apartment. I don't think my mom would mind.

 Hank : when there's no logical reason to behave the way people want you to?

 House : I'm really happy with what the last guy did with my eyes,

 House : but why would broad-spectrum antibiotics fail to work on meningococcemia?

I had to do something to amuse myself while your receptionist fought with her boyfriend.

 House : A guy who needs two decades' worth of corn chips hoovered out of his neck,

 House : or a guy who can't stand daylight and whose blood won't clot.

 Taub : just like I'd help a guy who needs a Heimlich in a restaurant,

Yeah. But you'd knock over three other doctors to give it to him.

 Taub : and like any addict, you're trying to solve some other problem,

 Phoebe : I sent my friend, Joey, in here to find out stuff about you.

I don't believe this. You got him to pretend he was a fake doctor?

-You tried making me think I was crazy? -That was wrong. I'm so sorry.

Now, maybe it would help if you knew some personal stuff about her.

 Phoebe : All right. If you care enough to make up that load of crap, okay.

...we gotta get into Zelner's office. He doesn't get in until 10.

But his assistant, Betty, comes in early to eat breakfast at her desk.

 Rachel : You know what? I was thinking that maybe now would be a good time...

 Rachel : ...for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future.

Well, I bought Chandler a $500 watch, and he wrote me a rap song.

 Phoebe : This guy proposed to his girlfriend on the big screen thing.

But it turns out Mike was planning to propose to me that same way last night.

 Beckett : I believe that he's been right too many times not to consider it.

 Castle : I can see how I might have tumbled down the rabbit hole.

 Beckett : But you were right, Castle. We found proof that Cole didn't kill Eva.

But you said you had proof that Cole didn't kill Eva. What is it?

Your theory about Scott didn't pan out, but we did due diligence,

 Beckett : One of the other executives at Whitfield and Galloway.

 Slaughter : He's a "take the law into your own hands" kind of guy.

 Slaughter : Unis found the cemetery where Glitch got the heads.

 Castle : No, I'm running and gunning with Slaughter from Gangs.

 Esposito : His last three partners were all killed in the line of duty.

 Rachel : It was one night, senior year, and we went to a party...

 Phoebe : ... because you don't wanna start the year with me if you can't finish it.

 Dick Clark : We're in a virtual snowstorm of confetti here in Times Square.

 House : Figures you'd try and come up with a solution where no one gets hurt.

 House : The problem is, the world doesn't work that way just 'cause you want it to.

 Cameron : Figures you'd stall and refuse to deal with the issue.

 Cameron : Problem is, the world doesn't go away just because you want it to.

 House : He's also got a bit of a drug problem. Sometimes doesn't show up for weeks.

Seventeen percent across the board will allow you to keep us all for the same amount of money.

If he can work it so we keep the current staff for the same amount of money,

 Rachel : I was with Joshua for an hour today, and he has not asked me out.

 Phoebe : He just got a divorce. Right? He's probably really nervous around women.

-I've never asked a guy out before. -You've never asked a guy out?

 Leonard : You know what, Sheldon is the smartest person I have ever met.

 Howard : there's a technique where I can take a lock of your hair,

 Howard : refine it into carbon dust, and use the hydraulic press at work

 Howard : to turn it into a tiny little diamond with your DNA in it.

 Leonard : No, hang on. Hang on. Are all those things equal to you?

 Sheldon : I can't answer that without collecting additional data.

 Sheldon : I'm not sure how listening to other nine-fingered banjo players

 Agent Mark Fallon : interview facility employees. Check surveillance video.

 Agent Mark Fallon : Mr. Castle, I'd like to thank you for your fine work on this case.

 Agent Mark Fallon : However, I can't have civilians on the front lines.

 Castle : It's as though I'm getting a raise and getting fired at the same time.

 Castle : Well, my friend, the governor, will be very disappointed to hear it.

 Agent Mark Fallon : Amir's wife. How did she seem during the interview?

 Raj : Whatever, dude. The point is Leonard's got one and you don't.

 Sheldon : It was inappropriate to discuss Leonard and Penny's sex life...

 Sheldon : Based on the number of chirps per minute and the temperature...

 Sheldon : In 1890, Emile Dolbear determined there was a fixed relationship...

 Sheldon : ...between the number of chirps per minute and the ambient temperature.

 Sheldon : A precise relationship that is not present with ordinary field crickets.

 Simmons : Last time I saw you, you tried to put me through a wall.

 Castle : - She was trying to send an address. - Looks like she got cut off.

I was waiting for lab confirmation. I haven't heard from House yet.

Theta bands could indicate at least half-a-dozen different things.

 Foreman : The fact that he's no longer screaming makes us feel better,

 Amy : but I was wondering how you feel about other forms of intimacy,

 Amy : Sheldon, I've made more than enough accommodations for you.

 Chandler : The old condom ring in the leather just doesn't say "cool" anymore.

 Chandler : -Why isn't she calling? -Maybe she never got your message.

 Ryan : he was charged with assault in four separate bar fights.

 Castle : Maybe Troy thought someone besmirched his father's honor.

 Beckett : I mean, they weren't even responsible for your father's suicide.

 Beckett : He put your father in the fund that lost him all of his money.

 Beckett : Is that why you went to go and see Goldstein three weeks ago?

Look, I wanted to find out if any money was left in the account.

 Training Officer : My granny's stronger than all three ofyou guys combined!

 Ryan : Push-ups were the answer to everything around this place.

 Beckett : There's gotta be a clue here as to who his killer is.

 Beckett : Hi, Deputy Commissioner Malone, I'm Captain Kate Beckett.

 Deputy Commissioner Malone : You're a bit of a legend around these parts.

 Deputy Commissioner Malone : Recruits have been gunning for your records

 Deputy Commissioner Malone : - So far no one's gotten close. - Yeah, well, they will.

 Malone : I've assigned his instructor, Sergeant Ortiz, to be your liaison.

His tough love is the reason my name is on all of those plaques out there.

 Sergeant Ortiz : - Captain Beckett. - It's so good to see you, Sergeant.

 Malone : His parents were killed in a robbery when he was nine.

 Beckett : There's not a lot of good cops coming out of that dirty furnace.

 Howard : Here we go. Red 2006 Ford Taurus on the streets of Pasadena.

 Sheldon : ...are stopped by police far more often than any other color.

 Sheldon : You know the pale blue of Luke Skywalker's lightsaber?

Okay. Now, what you wanna do first is turn on the ignition and shift into drive.

 Cameron : For someone who never misses something small, you missed something big.

 House : Pulling pieces of windshield out of car accident victims,

 House : I don't know who's been gossiping about ethics instead of sex,

 House : Certainly more vigilant than the guy next to her who's got no clue

 House : You could throw a dart at all the adjectives between arrogant and unhinged,

 House : And on bad ones will suck the life force right out of you.

 Tritter : The thing is I've never been interested in what you have to say.

 Foreman : EKG, normal sinus, normal intervals. His heart's fine.

 House : The heart was fine during this test. The arrhythmia's hiding.

 Thirteen : Hashimoto's would explain the kid's urine and brain pressure.

 Foreman : A stress test could cause a brain bleed and kill him.

Means she's getting worse, and there's no sign of a pheochromocytoma.

 Foreman : We could use your opinion, House. Or at least your attention.

 House : His mentor, Helen Rutherford, has contracted a mysterious illness

 Foreman : How do we know this mentor character is really Alice?

 Addison soft voice : Hey, Dorie. Tom, this is Dr. Burke, he's the head of cardiothoracic surgery,

 Addison soft voice : and Dr. O'Malley, who'll be assisting him.

 Addison soft voice : Dr. Burke wanted to talk about Emily's heart surgery.

 Dorie interrupts : - We don't believe in odds. - Good. Neither do I.

But it's important that you understand medically what's going on.

 Addison : After she's born, there won't be much time to ask questions.

And the mitral valve, which connects these chambers, is abnormally narrow.

 Castle : Mom, we are totally doing battle on the field of honor.

 Castle : You remember my mother, Martha, and Alexis, of course.

 Beckett : Wow. I feel like Alfred in the Batcave for the first time.

 Leonard : He wanted me to find out if you'd have a problem with him asking her out.

 Leonard : You know what? Never mind. I'm gonna tell him it's okay to ask her out.

 Sheldon : ...with nothing but nitrous oxide from cans of whipped cream as anesthesia.

Knowing you're gonna have to wake up to the same face every day..

 Alexis : gushing about how she and Owen went to Camp Chumash together

 Alexis : I mean, even in the taxi back, he kept saying how amazing it was

 Alexis : that they met after all these years at Serendipity. How it was so

 Beckett : - Where are you now? - Yes, I'm in the elevator right now.

When you don't have sex for a while, you sort of forget how good it is

 Sheldon : Now, where were we? Oh, yes. Does anyone have any wood?

 Leonard : So do they have a name for a first date with someone you used to go out with?

 Leonard : How about if we pretend we're actually on a first date? See how that goes.

Okay, let's see. I'm from Nebraska, and ever since I was a little girl...

 Monica : What about that summer during college that you lived with grandma,

 Ross : - Do you realise we almost made it ten years without that coming up?

 Monica : - Oh, honey, I forgot. I promised Treeger that we'd leave our keys.

If your mom had it, it's a 50% chance you're a bomb waiting to explode.

 Kutner : Could be pneumococcus. That'd cause chest pain and a stiff neck.

 Amber : Pseudomonas would present as an armpit rash. Take off your shirt.

 House : The more transfusions you have, the greater the chance of you reacting.

I've had three in a decade. The fever will be gone in a couple of hours.

 Kutner : You told us to give you the blood so that you wouldn't...

 House : My kidneys are working. I'm not bleeding out of every organ.

 Bernadette : So I guess you two are making it work long distance.

 Marshall : Yes. I mean, sure, right now, you're bald and leathery

 Marshall : ...but at some point, my stupid male brain will transform you

 Esposito : When Alexis was taken, it tied back to Castle's dad.

 Esposito : That must be the guy who ordered Gary to squash that car,

 Vinny Cardano : Trust me, things are simpatico with me and Castle.

 Vinny Cardano : Fact is, it pains my soul that Rick is missing.

 Beckett : I was there the night that you got angry with him and stormed out.

 Cardano : He near accused me of murder. He impugned my integrity.

 Cardano : But we made our peace ages ago over a nice bottle of Valpolicella.

 Rachel : Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do.

 Chandler : Instead of hitting on her right away, he's becoming her confidante.

 Chandler : Now he's gonna be the guy she goes to, to complain about you.

I tried taking a dance class today to get ready for this callback tomorrow.

Good work. Can we get back to the Mark thing? What am I gonna do?

 Chandler : - Make a few surprise visits. - I don't know, you guys.

 Chuck : He wants explosives from me when that's what he got me booted for.

 Beckett : You provided him with enough C-4 to blow up half a city block.

 Chuck : No. Listen, Zalman didn't just run the shop and do corporate gigs.

 Ryan : You have a buddy named Ray who you went with to a magic show?

 Esposito : It doesn't mean that she's connected to the Vasquez family.

 Ryan : She stayed at the compound of Junior Vasquez, first lieutenant of the cartel.

KAY : I just want to say hi to all my fans out there. Say hi, Lolita.

And I want to remind you guys that my new scent hits stores next month.

 Beckett : So we have reason to suspect that our killer was wearing your perfume.

 Esposito : I said she was nice. I didn't say anything about smart.

I asked him to call me if he found any definitive Kay Cappuccio connection

 Man : - How can there be no new information? - Isn't there someone you can call?

 Alex : - Nobody knows anything right now. - That doesn't make sense.

 Alex : All right, that list is all I have for you and it sucks, but that's it!

 Angry Lady : I can't believe you don't have some kind of a system.

If you give me a minute to think, I'll come up with the damn system!

I want you to know that I understand you're under a lot of pressure.

I've got a patient with a skull fracture and intracranial bleed.

 The Teacher : How would you characterize the theme of this book?

Uh... On three, both of you bounce the balls as hard as you can.

 Bernadette : My company's testing a new steroid that doesn't shrink testicles...

We could try and get him on the transplant list, but in his condition

 Chase : and without a diagnosis, I don't see him getting selected.

 House : Well, Google it. And try some raisin bran instead of the doughnuts.

 House : If our patient's bleeding into her brain, she's gonna be dead in eight hours.

 Foreman : She could be, but a meningitis patient will be without a C.T. scan.

 Chase : When I was in med school, I had this old professor... - Who touched you in the naughty place?

 Chase : Before the C.T. scan was introduced, he specialized in transcranial ultrasound.

 House : Okay, do what the guy who didn't specialize in neurology said.

 Dr. Gilmar : I'm guessing I'm better off interviewing right after than right before.

You actually speak four languages, or are you just banking on never being interviewed by anyone who does?

 George : OK, you're the only person that I've been with in a long time.

 George : But it wouldn't matter to me if you've been with someone else.

 George : I'm not accusing you of anything or, you know, judging you

 George : Not that you've been with a lot of men, like you're a prostitute...

 Alex : It's in the esophagus. Don't you know an esophagus from a trachea?

You're Cristina's friend. I want her to feel welcome to have our friends round.

 Meredith : - So she moved in with you? - Yes. Didn't she tell you?

 Meredith forces a smile : Of course she told me. Why wouldn't she tell me?

 Meredith forces a smile : - Which, you know, I think is great. - Right.

He's convinced he won't be able to quit smoking. Says you agree.

 Derek : You're having a bad day. Your favorite uncle died of lung cancer.

Say whatever you need to. Get him to believe this is about you, not him.

 Derek : - What is your problem? I'm your boss... - You're not right now.

 Cristina interrupts : We're in an elevator, your specialty for McDreamy moments.

 Derek warningly : - Dr. Yang... - For a moment I'm not Dr. Yang,

 Cristina : you're not Dr. Shepherd. You're the guy who screwed up my friend.

 Cristina : The guy who drove her to get a dog because her boyfriend lied...

She gets tons of catalogs and folds down the pages of things I'd like.

 Ross : I told Mom and Dad last night. They took it pretty well.

 Leonard : No, it's exactly what you're saying. I'm the boring thing

 Leonard : Well, it matters a lot. I don't want to be a bran muffin.

 Taub : On the plus side, I can now program my DVR from my phone.

 Jane Doe : I heard the nurses talking. You called Social Services for real

 Jane Doe : Right. Better my mom should use me as a punching bag.

 Adams : We don't know if you're better yet. You can't just take off.

 Rachel : You are never going to believe what happened to me today.

 Rachel : Ralph Lauren called, again, and they offered me more money.

Zelner called me and said, "We will do anything we can to get you back."

 House : Cross out Wilson's name and the date and then fill in your own.

 Foreman : He doesn't think it's syphilis but he's gonna go run those tests anyway.

 House : Not sure I know how to do that. Reviews make a difference.

I don't think the right time to tell the dog not to pee on the rug is semi-annually.

 Kutner : You can know who you had sex with, you can't know who she...

 Jeff : It's a waste of time. I had a stroke. You can't keep wasting time.

 Kutner : You haven't been with your wife every minute of every day.

 Barney throwing a ball at the TV : Want to play some catch, pop?

 Sheldon : one of the best Thanksgivings I've had in a long time.

 Castle : Your Honor, I was made a fool of yesterday on the stand.

 Castle : I have a reputation to protect. So I would like a do-over.

 Judge Wollcott : Mr. Castle, I'm aware of your friendship with the mayor.

 Judge Wollcott : So even though you don't deserve it, I'm gonna let you go.

 Judge Wollcott : Reggie, escort him out of the building, please.

 Castle : Your Honor, I see you attended Iaw school at Hudson University.

 Martha : and I'm afraid the report is that your residence was burglarized.

 Castle : Your Honor, you know who I am and what I'm capable of doing.

 Stryker : Do you actually think I had something to do with Marie's death?

 Beckett : Mr. Stryker, where were you on Thursday at 9 : 00 p. m?

 Beckett : In fact, she called you on Wednesday. What was that about?

 Stryker : You know, I could tell you but I see you wouldn't believe it.

 Raj : But when you do, imagine the camera is the girl you want to meet.

 Raj : Oh, what did you put as the one-word description of yourself?

 Stuart : But now that I hear it out loud, it just seems like I'm being cocky.

 Sheldon : Is that the prototype drive system for the high-G rover?

 Howard : I can't wait to see the look on her face when I die young.

 Howard : she tried to put that Fitbit on me and I ran away from her.

 Sheldon : simply thinking about exercise, even while sitting still,

 Joey : Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on.

And you don't care if people stare. It's only a second. Then you're gone!

 Cynthia : and then develop it with his peers to speed up the process.

 Castle : And that way no one could hold a patent on the results.

 Cynthia : Oh, they had awful fights about it, but Lester was adamant.

 Beckett : When did your husband and Mr. Randolph have their falling out?

 Castle : Three days ago, that's when his office was broken into.

 Cynthia : Beau Randolph is distasteful, of course, but do you really think...

 Beckett : I think that losing billions of dollars is motive for murder.

 Ryan : Several guys saw their girlfriends in his videos, beat the hell out of him.

 Wilson : Do you listen to what you're saying? Because I have to.

 Wilson : I'm holding a summit meeting to force you and Cuddy on to the same page

 Daniel : and I couldn't come up with a reason why a god would do that.

 Daniel : With free will, there's always suffering. So God wants suffering.

 Daniel : I got tired of that argument before I even finished saying it.

 Daniel : And even if I bought that, what the hell is God doing? Just the big stuff?

 Taub : Lungs are clean. No embolism, no pleurisy, no pneumonia.

 Wilson : Why waste a good evening that could be much better spent

 Beckett : And you couldn't think of a better way of settling this

 Adam : He ran all these complex equations. He said, said that at 40 paces,

 Adam : there was no chance that we could actually hit each other.

 Adam : Something about 18th Century guns having no rifling in the barrel.

 Castle : So if you couldn't kill each other, what was the point of the duel?

 Ryan : Julia confirmed that she was the only other person present at the duel.

 Beckett : The difference being life in prison or just a couple of years.

 Izzie losing the smile : Yeah, you just... You don't seem like yourself.

No. Look, we got dinner reservations. We should go so, let's go.

 Phoebe : Ross, those are the only lines we have. Back to the chorus!

I'm sorry. Why don't you lift up your shirt? Take a look at this, kiddo.

- The CT won't hurt the baby or nothing? - It won't hurt the baby... or nothing.

 Melanie : That's why Mama and Daddy are in town. Because I'm having a baby.

 Cristina : This nice man is going to take care of you now and he really likes to talk,

 Marshall : I want to find out what caused me to swerve my car into oncoming traffic

 Marshall : Those people, the ones I hit, they're going to be OK, right?

 Marshall : - No serious complications? - Uh, they're still checking them out.

 Izzie : - So, whenever you're ready. - OK, well, head up and prep the OR.

 George : - You washed your hands, right? - Of course I washed my hands.

 House : You mix rocking, grunting, sweating and dystonia with concerned parents

 House : If one was unable to gratify oneself, that would be a disorder.

 House : I was trying to be discreet. There's a child in the room.

For the past three hours, I have been on the phone with the CDC while you are...

 House : - How's that going, by the way? - They promised to expedite...

 House : Tough to do an autopsy when they haven't picked up the body.

 Cuddy : It's tough to treat your patient when you're not even on the same floor.

 Cuddy : - Go. Clinic is covered. - I watch the meds drip into his IV,

in assuming that you could pass off somebody else's material as your own.

And I am going to call the fellowship and let them know that exactly.

 Reese Harmon : This is not the scene that we worked on yesterday.

 Beckett : Reading other people's scripts is a part of your job, isn't it?

 Reese Harmon : but I was at the fellowship mixer the night that Sarah died.

 Beckett : Whoever killed her got blood on their clothes and on their shoes.

 Beckett : But it doesn't matter how much you try to wash it, it's still there.

 House : It's been almost an hour and there's been no mention of the elephant in the car.

 House : In three days, you're gonna find out if you live or die.

 Wilson : Kyle is roguish, carefree, and shares no qualities with James Wilson.

 Ben Prosner : Megan, it's okay. It doesn't matter, okay? I love you.

 Lisa Cuddy : Heart is beating too fast. Get the family out of here.

 Lisa Cuddy : We shocked her back into sinus rhythm, but she's still tachycardic.

 Greg House : Fascinating. Equally fascinating is, why are you here?

 Greg House : I explained the fever, which is all we were talking about.

 Greg House : Go bet with someone else if you wanna explain the heart problems.

 Greg House : She got better when I treated her. Even I'm not that cute.

 Greg House : What explains the fever and persistent tachycardia?

 Beckett : I couldn't stop thinking about what you said, about compromise.

 Beckett : It's just pure luck that it brought me here when it did.

 Howard : Sheldon, I'm more than smart enough to take your class.

 Howard : I would guess a wave-function and then vary its parameters

I was at one of those cancer camps. I just never had the guts to ask him.

 Andie : You know, there's a good chance I'm not gonna walk out of this hospital.

 Andie : - I won't tell anyone. - Listen, you're nine years old.

 Leonard : I still can't get over the fact that she got a big movie part.

 Leonard : Not that I care what my ex-girlfriend's up to, 'cause I don't.

 Bernadette : Maybe that's where she met the astronaut, all right?

In high school, I once had sex with a girl right in the middle of the...?

 Phoebe : I see what you're doing. That's fine. This is all there is. Just tea. Okay.

 Cameron : You risked another patient's life to bait your old team.

 House : I'd rather solve those little puzzles and save their lives.

 Cameron : All you care about is that Taub and Thirteen fell for your game.

 House : Your husband killed a patient and you're breaking up with me?

 Cameron : can't even see the sanctity of a human life any more.

At 2 : 30 a.m., I didn't expect to have to fight over the remote.

Mine too. Did your dad also make you watch the Mr. Universe contest?

I'm sorry about this afternoon. If I had known that you two, I never would have...

 Kathy : They teamed us up as partners. Joey picked three scenes for us to do.

That's a good thing because he used to make me rehearse with him.

 Wilson : So this is your plan, just sit here and watch your rat all day?

 House : Right after he gets sick, there's a good chance he'll get hit in the head

 House : He doesn't usually climb on his water bottle like that, does he?

 Mother : The seizures only seem to happen when she's in her car seat.

 Mother : There's actually some really great youth soccer leagues

 Mother : and I think it might explain why she's been having a hard time in preschool.

 House : Well, let's confirm your diagnosis before you have her held back.

 Tom : It's DNA, guys, it's not a magic trick. I'm his grandson.

 Tom : I'll pay for the damages. It's no big deal. Why am I still here?

 Castle : if you inherited anything else from your grandfather aside from his looks.

 Beckett : Yeah, like one of his .38 revolvers that you used to kill Stan Banks.

 Beckett : you, wanting to rehabilitate your family name, cooperated.

 Tom : I gave him access to all Granddad's old papers and everything was cool.

 Tom : and who do I see there, but Nathaniel, chatting up this old guy.

 Beckett : Which is when you figured out he wasn't really a biographer?

 Tom : He was just another low-life treasure hunter looking for the Blue Butterfly.

And if anybody deserved the Blue Butterfly, well, it's you, right?

 House : Why not publish it in really, really cool head cases of South Philly?

 House : Yeah. The guy running Slurp N' Gulp tells me it's one of the best.

 House : See, I'm thinking that publishing studies is probably the easiest way

 House : to get a pharmaceutical company to give you a reach-around.

 House : And choosing a journal that no one can actually read, well, that's...

 Weber : Medical school was 20 years ago. Give it a rest. Grow up.

 House : Yeah. You were always the grown-up. Do the responsible thing, tattletale!

 Weber : Oh, yes, you would like to believe that because it plays right into your fantasy...

 Sheldon : But she doesn't have the history with the franchise I do.

 Amelia : So I get to spend my birthday hanging out with Aunt Sue?

 Alex : So, this whole lying thing? This is working out for you?

 Beatrice : You don't know what it's like to hold your newborn baby in your arms,

 Beatrice : and smell her head and know that your only job in the world is to protect her.

 Alex : - You think you're protecting her? - I am protecting her.

 House : schmoozing about their favorite Algerian surfing movies

 House : My apologies. My boss says I'm being arbitrary and stupid.

 House : But I wouldn't mind hearing how you got my pager number.

 House : Does One-Eyed Nicky want me to run that to Jimmy the Nose?

 Alexis : that spending time with Beckett is to understand you better?

 Alexis : maybe he's not the nefarious muse snatcher you think he is.

But she did give me a list of all of his old neighborhood buddies.

 Beckett : He said he was going to use it all for his next book.

 Ryan : But I ran Zack's fingerprints through the Unsolved Latent Database,

 Ryan : his prints match a set found on a car stolen in Queens two weeks ago.

Tonya Wellington and her husband Bill were invited to Stacey's surprise party.

Let's see if they'll accept an invitation to my interrogation party.

You know, it changes depending whether you have a suspect or not.

 NANCY : The trailer sucks, but in the light of day the land's nice.

Seattle is pretty in the day. Plus you have your thing for ferries.

 NANCY : I knew you didn't think I was the wife, seeing as you ran her off.

 DEREK : Nancy is visiting from Connecticut. She's on her way home. Straight home.

 CHRISTINA : A handful of people do Humpties. You're the best on the west coast.

 BURKE : You told the patient we were doing the surgery, but not me.

 CHRISTINA : - I have been doing that all week. - Do you realize what this entails?

 Sheldon : and I didn't know how else to give you the good news.

 Sheldon : Fun with Flags is back, and you can be in the next episode.

 Penny : The possibility exists Leonard could have a birthday party...

 Howard : Fine. If I do have a threesome, you can't be part of it.

 Sheldon : Year after year, I had to endure wearing conical hats...

 Sheldon : ...while being forced into the crowded, sweaty hell of bouncy castles.

 Penny : Okay, sweetie, I understand you have scars that no non-professional can heal...

...but nevertheless, we're gonna throw Leonard a birthday party.

 Sheldon : ...loud music and most other forms of alcohol-induced frivolity.

 Sheldon : A small town in East Texas, where a young genius named...

 Ira : You know, I'd really like to hear it from Dr. Hofstadter,

 Penny listening in her apartment : they said something embarrassing,

 Penny listening in her apartment : this would be one hell of a drinking game.

 Sheldon : You know, I don't just say smart things about science.

 Castle : Oh, the Sapphire. In Atlantic City? I love that place.

 Lanie Parish : Muzzle flash burned his shir at the point of entry.

 Lanie : Close enough to give him a bloody lip before pulling the trigger.

So, what's a guy like Siegel doing at an abandoned delivery dock

 Esposito : It's a .357 Magnum with all six still asleep in the cylinder.

 Esposito : Women. You sure you want to spend the rest of your life with one?

 Cristina to Burke : You know in the movies how there's always the hero

 Cristina to Burke : You know the guy who sees danger and runs in the opposite direction?

 Meredith to Dylan : So, you have a plan, right? You have a way to get me out of this?

 George : I feel colors are brighter. Does anyone feel colors are brighter?

 Izzie : Nobody cares if the blue is bluer or if you have super smelling powers.

 Leonard : Sheldon, if you really need to do this, I won't stand in your way.

Although, sometimes if l'm a little bloated, l don't feel that sexy.

 Monica : Honey, why don't you just let it go and ask her out again?

 Raj as a ringing noise is heard : I want you to meet my parents.

Hello, Mommy, Daddy. Good to see you. How are you? I'm not drunk.

 Dr Koothrappali : So she's not Indian. The boy's sowing some wild oats.

No, no, no, there's no sowing, no squeezing and no sucking face.

Is this hotsy-totsy who you want as the mother of your grandchildren?

 Raj : What right do you have to pick whom I can have children with?

 Dr Koothrappali : Look, Rajesh, I understand, you're in America...

And he's the kind of guy who, when you're talking, he's Iistening...

Looks good. Sorry to interrupt, but I'm doing a corpus callosotomy.

 DEREK : - Thought you might like to scrub in. - Are you serious?

 DEREK : If you're busy, don't bother, but it doesn't happen every day.

- This isn't going to be easy for him. - Think he can't take the heat?

 DEREK : I think he's out of his league, but you got to hand it to the guy for trying.

 Foreman : You've been taunting the team with what you've learnt,

 House : spontaneous, or even vaguely interesting since you were 17.

 House : At least you could've let her finish. She looks terrible.

 House : and I don't need you making my employees punch a clock or pee in a cup.

You know, with all of our stuff gone, the unit doesn't seem that big.

 Chandler : Joey was born, and then 28 years later, I was robbed!

 Sheldon singing : -Little ball of fur -Happy kitty, sleepy kitty

 Raj : And the next morning when he woke up, he rolled over and realized--

 Howard : When I go to weddings it's to scam on chunky bridesmaids.

 Leslie : I had to reduce the number of people going and you didn't make the cut.

 Howard : Hold on. Are you saying if I don't go to the wedding, I can't go to Geneva?

 Howard : Okay, I'm sorry, but that makes me a little uncomfortable.

If I weren't controlling you with equipment and trips, I'd be uncomfortable.

HOWARD : Well, if I get lucky, I don't wanna be caught in my Aquaman briefs.

 Howard : I'm not sitting here with a guy drinking a grasshopper with a little umbrella.

 Raj : You know I can't talk to women unless I'm lit up like the Hindu festival of Diwali.

There are plenty of bars where you can order grasshoppers or chocolate martinis...

 Charlie : Promise that you will use your gun on me when I start to turn.

 Castle : Now, Charlie made this 911 call moments after the attack.

 Esposito : that the bite marks weren't made by Charlie's teeth.

 Castle : Sorry. I guess I put a little kink in our wedding plans.

 Castle : No, I was in a crash with a black SUV, and then I woke up here.

 Beckett : So the black SUV and waking up here, that's all you remember?

 Alexis : And weren't you living with your girlfriend when you were 19?

 Castle : In what universe does that make sense? I'll tell you what universe.

The one where she's blinded by emotion and not thinking straight.

 Kate Beckett : You know, Castle, my dad wanted to kill the first guy that I moved in with.

 Kate Beckett : He did everything he could to try and talk me out of it.

 Kate Beckett : And all that did was make me wanna do it even more.

 Castle : I just wish her future self would come back and talk to her present self.

Lot of weirdos out there with too much imagination is what happened.

 Castle : Don't actually do them. A lot more lucrative, a lot less prison.

LANIE : Yep, but that's not the cause of death. Her throat was cut.

 Lanie : The rest of this, if I had to guess, I'd say she was tortured.

 Javier Esposito : She's a parole officer with the Department of Corrections.

 Javier Esposito : Could be one of her parolees out for revenge.

 Esposito : There's no sign of forced entry, and from the look of it,

 Cameron : allowing us to see any bright spots that might indicate infection.

 House : or did he just fall in love with your long-legged soul?

 Doctor : Cruz, Jorge Cruz. He tripped and fell down a flight of stairs

 Alex : Man's got nails in his head. Let's put him in a giant magnet.

 Alex : You want films from three axis points and a C-arm in surgery.

 Derek : Dig up research and find out if this has ever happened before.

 Cristina : Fifty-five-year-old woman with adenocarcinoma of the pancreas.

 Cristina : Positive nausea, but no vomiting. Diarrhea, hematochezia, melena,

 Liz : She stole my chart during pre-rounds so she could scrub in on my surgery.

 Penny : If you guys were hungry, why didn't you order at the restaurant?

 Beckett : We have a warrant for your arrest for the murder of Jade Yamata.

 Beckett : We searched your place. We found the dagger with Jade's blood on it.

 Castle : responsible for murdering Jade's family. That gives us motive.

 First Ninja : No. You just killed the Green Dragon in a heroic shootout.

 Izzie : And if you tell me any more crap about heading towards the light

 Izzie : or looking down on me from heaven, I swear I will kill you myself.

 Izzie : You have to do this for me or I'll never be able to forgive you!

 Izzie : Please do this for me! Because if you don't do this... Please!

 Penny : Thank you so much for letting me practice my sales pitch on you.

 Penny : You can still see the dent where they whacked him with it.

 House : I asked you to make sure she does her job, not do it for her.

 House : You felt sorry for her, so you opened your mouth. She has a problem.

 House : She needs to deal with it. If you hadn't bailed her out, she would have done it.

 Wilson : Maybe she should be thinking about a different specialty.

Yeah, what is it? - The Hartig baby... she's getting sicker too.

 Sheldon : I'm just distracted by something that happened over at Penny's.

 Sheldon : when there was obviously someone else in her apartment.

 Sheldon : Amy, there were Chinese food containersu. in the trash can.

 Beckett : According to the IC, the building is structurally compromised

 Gates : Okay, Detective. Let me know if you hear anything more.

 Castle : According to McCann's file, the building was condemned.

 Castle : But there's nothing here to indicate why it was the next target.

And if he doesn't make it out, if this is it, I need to be here.

 Lanie : You need to lie down so we can make sure that everything is okay.

He just got back from a four-month trek in the Andes. Nice fella.

 Rachel : You might not remember us, but we're the girls that fogged you.

 Marshall : Go easy on Ted, okay? He just ended things with Zoey.

 Zoey : Well, I know that's not true, Lily. Ted told me everything.

 Cuddy : Couldn't you have just put the mirror down nice and gentle?

 Noah : Seeing as she just, uh... performed surgery on me and all.

 Derek : Good, thank you. All right, let's see what we've got here.

 Derek : Your short-term memory loss was a result of the concussion.

 Derek : But to be safe, I want to keep you here overnight for observation, all right?

 Meredith : that I was going to spend the rest of my life with! I was done.

 Meredith : So all the boys and all the bars and all the obvious daddy issues, who cared?

 Phoebe : Girls, this thing is a godsend, if you know what I mean.

 GEORGE : She's trying to make me feel guilty about the Izzie thing.

 MEREDITH : - I thought you said you apologized. - I did. I have.

Patient 34986 died from complications following a heart transplant.

Eight million dollars could get us on a plane to somewhere far, far away.

Cause of death at autopsy was an embolus that dislodged from the suture line

Yes, let's get back to this patient's need for an emergent transplant.

 Ted : This running joke that the first guy to actually pull this off

 flashback to Barney removing a large belt from a box Barney : Behold...

 Marshall : If lily were to die before me, then I could ride the tricycle.

 Barney : Then the bylaws require me to ask the following questions : 

 Coast Guard Ship : Please respond if you are in distress or need assistance.

 Esposito : He was found adrift 80 miles off the coast of Delaware

 Ryan : Captain recognized who he was and had him airlifted here.

 Beckett : What was he doing in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean?

 Ryan : Yeah, especially in a dinghy with three bullet holes in it.

 Esposito : But the doctors here won't give us any updates on his condition.

 Bert : I came home from work one day and she had taken everything.

 Alex : - This mark here looks more like a burn. - I'm telling you, I shot myself.

 Tyler : - Where's your IV? - I'm taking solids. I Hep-Locked it.

How about this order : "Bed rest, out of bed to chair, bathroom privileges."

 Foreman : It's an embolism... a blood clot. Fairly common with lung cancer.

 Foreman : It's not a full saddle embolism. So blood's still trickling through. We've been able to get Naomi breathing a little,

 Foreman : but we need to remove the clot, and we need you to approve the treatment. Ofcourse.

 Sean : Whatever you have to do, just do it. It's not that simple.

 Foreman : The best course for the baby would be an immediate C-section. The longer we postpone,

the greater chance he'll have brain damage from lack of oxygen. Fine. Just do it.

 Foreman : The C-section would be very, very dangerous for Naomi. Dangerous like...

 Foreman : In her current condition, there's a real chance she won't survive.

 Foreman : Your wife's unconscious. We need you to make a decision.

 Chase : Too risky. Even if it dissolves the clot, she could still bleed out...

 Foreman : - She's hemodynamically compromised. - It's not good for the baby.

 Sheldon : I gargled with tequila and may have swallowed a teeny bit.

 Marshall : Really, 'cause I didn't mean to attack you personally,

 Arthur : Uh, security's gonna rough you up a bit on the way out.

 Marshall : And now is the time when I'm supposed to pay her back.

 Howard : I'm a grown man with a Master's degree in Engineering!

 Leonard : - Sounds like Penny really got to him. - I'm not surprised.

 Raj : Despite his hard and crusty shell, Howard is a very sensitive man.

 Raj : Mostly about men from Nantucket and hermits named Dave...

Well, if you have any delusions about entering him against the Kripke Crippler...

...in the Southern California Robot Fighting League Round Robin Invitational...

He takes naked pictures of us, then he eats chicken and looks at them!

Let's give our friend a chance to explain why he's such a big pervert!

 House : Conscious, and therefore not a night terror. You want some of this? - Yeah, sure.

 House : which doesn't fit with a demyelinating disease like M.S.

They just mean something other than M.S. So, what are they telling us?

 House : Well, it might get complicated. I mean, we work together.

- I'm older, certainly, but maybe you like that. - I meant maybe he has neurosyphilis.

 House : We don't need a definitive test to confirm. Sure. Didn't need one to confirm M.S.

Okay. Let's wait for you to run titers on 1,400 viruses while this kid's brain turns to mush.

 Foreman : So the fact that he doesn't have M.S., it's... it's really not good news after all.

 House : The likelihood of a false negative on an R.P.R. test : 30%.

 Cameron : I'll start him on I.V. penicillin. We're not gonna wait for that.

 House : The most effective way to deliver the drug is right into his brain via the spine.

 Foreman : increased intracranial pressure from a high-volume drug like penicillin could herniate his brain stem.

It'd kill him. No neurologist in his right mind would recommend that.

 House : And who thinks I forget this fairly basic neurological fact?

Very good. What's the third choice? - No idea. You just asked if I thought there was one.

 Foreman : The patient has a shunt in his brain. There'll be no increased pressure.

And that there'd be an asterisk by his name because he'd be a cyborg.

So you got a little competition. I really don't see what the big deal is.

 Sheldon : Of course you don't. You've never excelled at anything.

 Penny : I don't understand, exactly how did he get any friends in the first place?

Yes, it's what a rational person does when his entire life's work is invalidated...

 Sheldon : He ceases his fruitless efforts, he donates his body to scientific research...

 Penny : I'm confused again. Is he waiting, or do we get to shoot him between the eyes?

 Sheldon : I attempted to right the wrong, and when I failed to do so,

 Dr Tyson : I'm sorry for the role I played in the Pluto matter.

You know, this whole playing for money thing is so not good for me.

 Beckett : That's why you were there last night and that's why you killed him.

 Beckett : and your reputation, not to mention your dad's reputation,

 Beckett : Boys are on their way to Candice's to see if they can find proof

 Castle : When the killer turns out to be a better person than the victim.

 Beckett : Mr. Armstrong, you should know that Candice is a person of interest

Vic's husband took out a $3 million life insurance policy on his wife last month.

 Beckett : Okay, fine, Jason. It was Ashley's idea. Can anyone confirm that?

 Beckett : Well, her best friend Brandy had no idea about the life insurance.

 Cosway : I don't know what the fight was about. I can't remember.

 Castle : Come on, it was just last night. Don't tell me you don't remember?

 Castle : pervert watching you from afar with high-powered binoculars.

 Beckett : So I'm on the phone with Sing Sing to chase down prison associates.

 Beckett : When Gates got released, he gave all his stuff to Jerry Tyson, a fellow inmate.

 Beckett : Jerry might be able to tell us where we can find Gates.

 House : Bad news is John Henry's back where he started. Good news is Hamilton looks bad.

 Foreman : Yeah, it's not whether you win or lose. It's whether the other guy loses.

 House : What was the first thing we put him on? Steroids, for the pneumonia.

 House : Well, put him back on them. Give him 24 hours. See what happens.

His lungs aren't great. They might cause another respiratory collapse.

 House : Well, obviously something is different now. Do it again.

 House : Chase, take care of the scan. Cameron, put him on the steroids.

 Chase : You really think House would let Foreman out of his contract? He has to.

 Cameron : If he doesn't, he's telling Foreman he needs him. House can't handle that.

 Beckett : This man killed Melanie Rogers, and when someone commits murder,

if I'm her, I'll sit in there shuffling papers till whoever it is

 Esposito : The guy murdered Beckett's mother, Captain Montgomery,

 Esposito : Bracken's got it coming to him, so I say let it come.

 Ryan : The paperwork indicates that several firearms were purchased,

 Gates : Okay. Take a few units to canvass the area near the store

 Castle : Honestly, how did you guys ever solve murders without me?

 Beckett : But apparently the evidence box in their property room is missing.

 Beckett : Which means either they're practicing really shoddy police work...

I don't know what to tell you, Captain. The evidence must've been misplaced.

I came here as a courtesy, and you're gonna accuse me of misconduct?

 Beckett : Until I got arrested for disclosing classified information.

 Beckett : - I'll give you a call as soon as I find out. - KNOCKING ON DOOR 

 Penny : when the Mountain fought the Red Viper in Game of Thrones.

 Amy : If you still have that bra, I'll give you a nickel for it.

 Marshall : with a single person of the opposite sex. ROBIN : Yeah.

 Robin : Well, let's. Let's have dinner together, just the two of us.

 Barney : Lily, I guess that leaves just you and me. Want to hang?

 Ted : - How did you "whisker" off her feet? - Shed a little light on the matter.

 Nate : Sure was. My part of Canada's pretty different from New York.

 Barney : In the best possible frame of mind before you heard it.

 Ross : It's not that easy. There's still a lot of relationship stuff.

 Joey : - Okay. Let's hear your great idea. - I don't have any great ideas.

...if Monica and Chandler move here, and Phoebe's married to Mike...

 Joey : ...that just leaves me and Ross and Rach. You know what I mean?

- My parents say I'll make new friends. - Yeah, sure, easy for you.

 Mackenzie : This is what my mom was talking about. Whiners are wieners.

 Mackenzie : Well, if moving here is gonna make them happy, don't you want them to do it?

 Ken : Still adjusting to being a parent, much less a single parent.

 Mr. Treeger : Yeah, they were so personal. It really showed you cared.

 Jimmy Quidd : what I'm screwing up, you know, what I'm wasting.

 Greg House : Well, unlike your music, they elicit some emotional response.

 James Wilson : I can't apologize enough, to you, to your family.

 James Wilson : There may not be any technical liability here but...

 Mr. Mckenna : I think it would be wrong to take so little money from you.

 Mr. Mckenna : For the first time in my life, I was living in the present, 'cause that's all there was.

 James Wilson : You're suing me, not for the wrong diagnosis, but for the right one?

 Park : There's a neurological issue. He's getting rid of everything.

 Adams : are commissioning oil paintings of their Yorkshire terrier.

 Adams : Benjamin is sacrificing his own comfort to help others.

 Park : You really want to improve things, you do it through policy.

 House : That's right. All those babies with AIDS, they're just using us.

 Park : They scraped and borrowed so we could go to good schools.

 House : New Dean of Medicine has an ethical obligation to come in

 House : thus letting me blithely run roughshod tor at least four weeks.

 Cameron : I thought you'd just have them send a head shot along with their C.V.

 Sheldon : I'm just imagining a world without my best friend in it.

 Beckett : Mrs. Vega, do you know of anyone who would've wanted to hurt your husband?

 Maggie : Used to be everybody loved him, especially in the Cuban community.

 Maggie : A few months ago, the Cuban Tourism Department approached him.

 Maggie : They wanted Cano to be the poster boy for the New Cuba.

 Maggie : While Cano was down there, the locals treated him like a hero.

 Maggie : Their hero. At a state dinner, Castro came over and shook his hand.

 Maggie : When he got home, his friends called him a traitor for going,

 Maggie : when he built that ballpark came up and told him to go to hell.

 Bobby Fox : Hundreds of them. And all of them courtesy of Alfredo Quintana.

 Maggie : - Detective, Bobby Fox, Cano's agent. - Nice to meet you.

 Fox : Detective, could you do something to get those jackals and their cameras

 Beckett : - Who's Alfredo Quintana? - He's the guy who killed Cano Vega.

 Ryan : primarily for the Cuban community. This is his column from two weeks ago.

 Ryan : The article's about how Vega betrayed the Cuban community

 Ryan : by shaking hands with the monster who butchered thousands of their relatives.

"he once escaped, he would do well to be reminded of its barbarous cruelty."

 Cameron : We should wash him down. The poison could still be on his skin.

I'm 82, and I'm supposed to be playing canasta with the other old ladies,

 House : And you figure that enjoying cute butts is a sign of disease?

 Georgia : It all started a month ago when Mark rented Gone With the Wind for me,

Ofcourse, he was too busy to bring it back. Yeah, like I don't have a life.

- We're gonna take off too. Rented a movie. - I won't say no to a movie.

 Ross : ...and all you care about are bugs stuck in tar and some woman.

 Leo : But I picked up a few things, and I can tell you this much.

 Martha : You know, I thought I would get used to this new part of Richard's life,

 Foreman : But your body has to be clear so it's ready for a marrow transplant.

 Foreman : If it's two conditions, one of them's got to be an infection.

 Foreman : We should start him on antibiotics, see what clears up, what doesn't.

 Howard : Well, they've deployed our solution. Let's just all hope it works.

 Captain Roy Montgomery : Retired NYPD cop gunned down in front of one of my people.

 Captain Roy Montgomery : Which means I'm gonna have to do a damn press conference.

 Captain Roy Montgomery : Tell me you didn't come down here without backup.

 Park : It probably doesn't mean anything, but we want to make sure.

 Park : The rash? That was nothing. Just some irritation from lying in bed all day.

 Adams : In my opinion at the time, it was the rash that was going to kill him.

 Castle : Liam is framing Bobby to get him out of the way. He wants to take over.

Worse. He didn't walk in the middle, he walked in as Bobby S.'s friend.

 Bobby : So how soon can you get some of that Chicago crank up here?

 ADDISON : - What do you do for a living? - I sell vegetables at the fish market.

 MRS. DICKERSON : Janelle, honey, can I get you anything? Some food maybe?

 MRS. DICKERSON : If you need anything, I'll be right over here.

 ADDISON : She collapsed in my arms. I want to make sure she's OK.

His approach was to find a small event that could trigger a large event.

I found a linchpin that will bring about the end of our country as we know it.

 Beckett : Yeah, mine won't either. I think the crash bent the frame.

 Beckett : I think it got knocked out when we got hit. Help me look for it.

I can't get a straight answer about who my real dad is and Barney's no help.

 James : He still believes every lie that my mom told us growing up.

 Lily : She's not alone. Whenever Marshall was acting too hyper,

 Marshall : I hit 6'4" in the fifth grade, and then I just stopped.

 Lily : And then there's the most popular parental lie in history.

 Marshall : Like when we tell Ted he'll meet the right girl and settle down.

 Leonard : you have in acting is more important than any I have in science.

 Penny : I'm not gonna tell you why movie stars are the best. They just are.

 Amy : Actually, our relationship agreement covers a wide array of scenarios,

 Mrs. Potter : We have rules here. This is not that kind of place.

 Phoebe : Then my boss walked in and fired me for being a whore.

 Phoebe : What about her whining, and her constant need for attention?

 Whitney : - I do know. - Makes him miss the bowl, but whatever.

[AS HOWARD] "Ooh, it must be jelly, because jam don't shake like that."

 Penny : Flirting? You think I'm flirting with you? I am not flirting with you.

 Penny : No woman is ever gonna flirt with you. You're just gonna grow old and die alone.

 Cameron : Come on, Chase, don't turn into a good guy on me now.

 Joey : ...so Cathy recommended me and boom! I'm dying on a gurney!

 Joey : Marcel just finished his last scene, if you wanna go say goodbye.

 Taub : The liver's fine, his enzymes have been normal since we admitted him.

 House : You think the liver's fine, but it's already at the bottom of the sea.

 House : Now we just need to know what's causing the liver failure.

 Foreman : Liver plus eye plus kidney, most likely sclerosing cholangitis.

I'm gonna numb up the area where we'll go in for the punch biopsy.

 Thirteen : You didn't notice that I was wearing it? Because you weren't.

 Foreman : If you don't like it, it's fine, it's not a big deal.

 Thirteen : I'd rather have it at home in the jewelry box than getting peed on at work.

 Masters : Nothing and nobody went on those ships if it didn't have a purpose.

You're a really nice guy. I'm happy to be your roommate and friend.

 Joey : Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on.

Okay, I'll never wear them again. I just didn't get a chance to say goodbye.

Just because they're not getting married doesn't mean it's a disaster.

 Rachel : -Maybe they have a plan. -Oh, okay, let's hear their plan.

I bet when you told people you wanted to be an actor, they laughed at you.

 Ramon : I told him I would nail myself to a cross every year he kept her alive.

 Ramon : Three weeks later, she was cancer-free. That was four years ago.

 House : lived longer than the guy who assumed it was just a breeze.

 House : when we don't find a logical answer, we settle for a stupid one.

 House : Good. Another hole in him should really make God's day.

 Raj : The theme will be that the greatest love a man can have is love he has with himself.

 Stuart : ...or maybe something a little less hand-in-the-pants.

 Sheldon : I have a research problem that I believe you can help with.

 Alex : I've been waiting for an opportunity to contribute to your scientific work.

 Sheldon : What I need you to do is find a Valentine's gift for my girlfriend.

 Alex : I passed up an opportunity to work at Fermilab to take this job with you.

 Sheldon : Well, I guess those chaps will have to have someone else buy their girlfriends presents.

 Sheldon : That, however, appears to be a football cocktail dress.

 Sheldon : Oh, yes. Canine football fans are a common sight in Texas.

 Sheldon : She has coitus one time, suddenly she's Gloria Steinem.

 Sheldon : Anyway, I suppose an ice cream parlor will be a good place

 Valerie : So the fun you get out of making those snotty little comments,

 House : and testing ruled out the other ideas that would have fit.

 Thirteen : We can't start radiation without immunoassays in her urine.

 Mrs Cooper : Hold your horses, young man. Here in Texas, we pray before we eat.

 Sheldon : My objection was based on considerations other than difficulty.

- Here we go. - I know, I think it's great that he looks like 50.

He is the brightest, most sophisticated, sexiest man I've ever been with.

 House : They swarm over, colonize the wounds, and kaplow, vesicular rash.

 Cameron : Allergic reaction is 100 times more likely, with or without a history.

 House : When it comes back negative, start broad-spectrum antibiotics.

 House : Now go do what I ask before I stick your heads in toilets.

Suffice to say, he's wanted for a lot more than just three murders.

 Esposito : That's why they fled. Interpol's been after this guy ever since.

 Ryan : So when Dmitri tried to take justice into his own hands,

 Ryan : Then he tracked down Jaffe and Anton and killed them, too.

 Beckett : the picture that Anton was gonna use on his passport.

 Castle : A passport that he desperately needs to get out of this country.

 Castle : Natalie said it was in the bedroom dresser, bottom right drawer.

 Natalie : The photo was in an envelope. I hid it in an old camera case.

 Castle : Wait. Jason said he stayed here because his mom was out of town.

 Castle : Because Jason brought it to Kennedy Elementary yesterday

"Normally, I'm not turned on by big teeth, but on you they work."

 Howard : May I say, Penny, not a lot of women could look as hot as you do...

 Penny : Yeah, just move your stupid scooter before I pick it up and throw it in the dumpster.

 Castle : And did I mention what discerning taste they have here at Comicadia?

Mike Hoover. Sir, I am a huge fan. It is such an honor to meet you.

 Mike : I mean, the art, the writing, it is, in a word, awesome.

 Mike : Oh, I'm sorry, Detective Beckett. I should have said "spoiler alert."

 Mike : Really? I saw your name on our list. You pre-ordered a copy.

 Castle : Yes, we do. I don't suppose you know of any collectors of early Iron Man.

 Mike : I'm sorry, Mr. Castle. I can't share customer information.

 Beckett : Looks like you put more thought into the killer's costume

 Beckett : for accusing him of stealing her engagement ring, she cried.

 Beckett : Vicky's credit card. Wasn't there an appraiser on it?

 Wallace Benner : It was terrible what happened to Mrs. Westlake.

 Wallace Benner : I'm afraid I had some bad news for her. The stones were imitation.

 Wallace Benner : People need cash in a hurry, but they don't want to give up their jewelry.

 Wallace Benner : So they sell the diamonds and they replace them

 Wallace Benner : Yes. The entire basket setting had been replaced.

 Wallace Benner : She said that's how she knew something was wrong.

 Castle : This whole case file is just one long loop leading back to Damian.

 Alexis : loitering outside the Westlake home the night of the murder.

 Beckett : I want you to pull everything you can on Thomas Gage.

 Ryan : His driver's license is bogus, and his prints aren't in the system.

 Tina : His opening line was, "Get your ass in the cab or I'll kill you."

 Tina : He said he got slashed with a knife while he was killing a guy.

 Lanie : Look, I'm trying, but his fingerprints aren't in any database.

 Lanie : Old gunshot wounds, calloused hands from martial arts training.

 Alexis : He was right there when I left. I was only gone a minute.

 Lanie : I know he was right there. I was just about to cut him open.

 Esposito : God knows where and what kind of trouble they're in.

 Lanie : You don't think I want to help? They're my friends, too.

 Beckett : How bad can it be? I mean, we've seen dead bodies before, right?

 Sheldon : what a stupid sport it is and then I'd take home the gold.

 Connors : That's because you're locked into your own version of events.

He went through this charade just to stage his own disappearance?

 MEREDITH : Dr. Burke? Dr. Hahn was repairing the trachea and found an aortic transection.

The heart can't come off of bypass for a while yet. I'll be back.

She's juggling tracheal and aortic injuries and needs a pair of hands.

 CHRISTINA : - He just repaired a hole in her heart. - I'm sure he can handle it.

Hey, hey, hey! What do you think you're doing? Get back in there.

 CHRISTINA : you will shut your mouth and get back into that OR.

RYAN : Which turns out to be a front for another organization called EHI,

"EHI provides sanctuary, enlightenment and pathways to the ultimate self."

 Ryan : They claim to have thousands of followers all over the world.

 Esposito : In 2005, three of those followers died in some kind of sweat lodge initiation.

 Esposito : Charges were filed, but ultimately the deaths were ruled accidental.

 Beckett : Followers? Initiations? This thing sounds like a cult.

 Dr. Gustavo Bauer : Dr. Gustavo Bauer? So what is he a doctor of?

Bio-cognitive program to help free you from the negative anchors

 Beckett : That's the symbol that Anita and Dwight were drawing.

 Castle : Yes, and the boys checked. Sam's been drawing it as well.

Except when we asked each of them, they all denied being members.

 GEORGE : when you thought the procedure was risky six months ago?

Do you know what it's like to have to be stuck to the same person?

What it's like to have to be with the same person every minute of every day?

 JAKE : To not have anything that's just yours? Not be able to do anything on your own?

- Nobody should have to live like that. - What do you think, Pete?

 PETE : Why would I want to be attached to someone who doesn't want to be with me?

- I have brothers, I feel their pain. - I would be great at watching.

Most 15-year-old kids are doing what they're supposed to be doing.

 Bernadette : And after she lost her marbles, with her remote control.

 Sheldon : My phone's on the desk over there. Take a picture of us together.

 Sheldon : Make it good enough to go on a mug, a mouse pad and a calendar.

 Sheldon : Oh, who am I kidding? This isn't a moment for strict adherence to the literal.

I guess you gotta have hollow bones to get some sugar around here.

 Sheldon : Yes, it should have a big picture of him and the words : 

-What's behind your back? -Something I want Phoebe's opinion on.

Which one would make your best friend want to do your little sister?

 Chandler : -Are you serious? -When I first met you, you were like : 

Chandler, I'm not gonna lie to you. But I am gonna run away from you.

Should have let you shoot him. Would serve him right for not calling.

 Beckett : considering that you pretty much make up stories for a living?

 Beckett : I don't know. You were the one with the gun. You tell me.

 Montgomery : CSU recovered the slugs from Maya Santori and Chloe Whitman's place.

 Beckett : So it must have belonged to the victim for self-defense,

 Beckett : There isn't one, at least not for you. You're going home.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Two victims, one of them an acquaintance of mine,

 Juan : Look, in my neighborhood, when you see a cop, that's what you do.

 Castle : What's there to be jealous of? You couldn't reel her in.

 Sykes : It's a possibility. I'll run some blood tests. Thank you.

 House : No. No! It's almost impossible to confirm masto with blood work.

 Sykes : he'll go into anaphylactic shock and won't be able to breathe again.

Do you know how hard it is for me to not say "your mama" right now?

 Ryan : We got our victim calling you last night. Care to share what you talked about?

 Slaughter : 'Cause he wasn't a criminal. He managed some burgerjoint.

Uh, he was doing some digging on this burglary I'm investigating.

 Ross : ...and I want more than anything to just work it out with her, okay?

 Ross : Gunther, please tell me you didn't say anything to Rachel...

Okay, I got an idea. Why don't you pull off mine, and I pull off yours?

 Barney : I didn't catch your name. Did you guys catch her name?

 Robin : The big hawaiian drum because I'm pretty sure today's my birthday.

 Sheldon : Okay, stop ruining Valentine's Day and order my pizza.

Maybe because things are going so well between us lately and I've been happy.

 Leonard : Okay, you're gonna have to make a lot more sense than that.

MRS. WOLOWITZ : I said, "I'm busy," but that wasn't good enough for you!

MRS. WOLOWITZ : Well, if it's a home invader, don't tell them I'm on the toilet!

 Stuart : Uh, Sheldon told me you and Leonard are having a fight.

 Wil : ...but not if she's gonna be a huge pain in the ass the whole time.

 Sheldon : ...you're my girlfriend, and I don't want you to be upset.

 Sheldon : Then again, Wil Wheaton's my friend, and I don't want him to be upset.

 Sheldon : Once you explain who he is, many people recognize him.

 Amy : Sure you wouldn't rather have dinner with your friend Wil Wheaton?

 Bernadette : Can't help it. My Howie-wowie has an owie. Ha, ha.

 Sheldon : That is the most sickeningly sweet thing l have ever experienced.

Sheldon, l've got a bone to pick with you, and I'll do it in front of all your friends.

 Amy : ...as societal pressure compels you to modify your behavior.

 Amy : If you don't start treating me better, I'm leaving you...

 Penny : Sheldon, she wanted to show you off to her family and you stood her up, okay?

-Why did you give her a key? -She talked me into a corner, okay?

Did I start this by saying, "Hey, I did something awesome today"?

-Do either of you have a key to my place? -I don't think you've ever given us keys.

-Ross, how did the conversation go? -Great. I live on the street.

 Wesley : we'd spend the rest of our days traveling the world in style.

 Wesley : and make sure you wouldn't capitulate to the authorities.

 Hayley : Which is why you sent our worm to plunge London into darkness.

 Mallory : because Hayley and wesley are in league with one another.

 Esposito : Turns out he's got an uncle who's got some serious dough.

 Tom : If he does, think about the lawsuit I'll file against you.

 Beckett : and then escort him to his apartment, make sure it's clear.

 Adams : I didn't feel any masses when I examined him, and no bowel sounds.

 Adams : And neither has Wilson. I've already tried him three times.

 Taub : Diabetes could cause nerve damage in his hand and gut, and...

 IZZIE : I hate the whole thing, and I never wanted to be that girI.

 IZZIE : I'm going to do it, George. I'm going to walk through those doors.

 IZZIE : I just need to make sure that when I'm standing in front of the chief,

With surgery of this kind, there's risk of infection if the bone is...

 GEORGE : - You're having hip surgery? - In the fall. After Patagonia.

You're trying to ask if we hit her, we've said ten times, different ways...

 BAILEY : Social Services cleared you and I'm sorry we suggested

 BAILEY : But she's hurt pretty badly, so we're going to need to operate.

 Ted : Bowl. Bowl. I mean, you've had some pretty incredible boyfriends.

 Cameron : Then we're back to where we started. Seizure disorders.

 House : Oh, if I had a nickel for every time I've heard that. Relax.

 Monica : - Oh, my God, that is gonna be so hard. - I know. Good luck with it.

I'm telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester.

They went in for 45 minutes, and then they came out looking pretty happy.

If each of you guys would like to pitch in 100 bucks, that would be great.

 Ross : If one of us saw Mike with another woman, would you want us to tell you?

Well, Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing. Monica did!

 Monica : Ross married Rachel in Vegas! And got divorced! Again!

With the heart you had, you should have died two weeks after you were born.

 Cristina : Except some surgeon figured out a way to give you someone else's heart,

 Cristina : Live so you can become a doctor and you can find a way to do heart transplants

 Cristina : Because in your case, dying really isn't the best revenge.

 House : I also know you're trying to be sweet, caring and effective.

 House : CIA satellites aren't watching me, they're watching you

I will. Oh, check out what they got me to wear for the ceremony!

 Joey : I wear it like this when I marry you guys. And then this...

 Rachel : That night was the one wild thing I've ever done in my life.

 Chandler : -This game makes no sense! -You're upset because you're losing.

 Chandler : -Either. It makes no difference. -Choose, you jackass.

She already posted the pictures of them kissing all over her website.

 Beckett : Things like abusing police resources for your own personal agenda?

 Howard : I don't like to kiss and tell, but somebody made it to eighth base.

 Leonard : -What the hell is eighth base? -Seventh base with shirt off.

I was gonna try to squeeze in a little more mocking before lunch...

...but I can come back when you don't have a high-powered weapon.

 Leonard : How can I go out with a woman who believes in psychics?

 Howard : Hey, I once dated a girl who believed she was abducted by aliens.

 Howard : Au contraire, it meant she was gullible and open to a little probing.

You've gone from speculating that I'm sick, to acting like I'm dead.

 Chandler : I found this place that makes the greatest jalapeno poppers.

 Beckett : We're talking about the baby and your regretting your decision.

 Beckett : This is a petition that you filed with the adoption agency

 Beckett cont'd : It's a form requesting the identity of the adoptive parents of Angela.

 Beckett : Did anyone in your family object to you giving up your baby?

 Foreman : Take the exact medication that would confirm your diagnosis.

 Foreman : You injected her against her will just so you could be right?

 House : But the bruises you gave yourself with the Cushing's made a lovely home.

 Foreman : If you were serious about the offer, I'm serious about accepting.

I'd like to run the department. And you said it yourself, things run smooth.

 Woman : but I need to feel like he loves me more than other people.

 Beckett : It can't be easy to drive a stake through someone's chest.

 Lanie : To break the rib cage, you'd have to pound it in with a rock.

 Beckett : You know, have CSU run the stake. Any match on the vic's prints?

 Lanie : Nothing in the system. No hits with Missing Persons. No ID.

I know the best fang-master in the city. Maybe he can identify him.

 Beckett : I hope this is for real, Castle, because if it's not,

Fantasize all you want, Castle. I am not trying on costumes for you.

 Dr Barry Frank : I'd love to fit you with a nice set of doubles.

 Bernadette : sometimes the easiest thing to do is just fake a laugh.

 Taub : And supplemental oxygen's only gotten her saturation level to 60.

The coffee's burnt, Thirteen's wearing cherry-flavored lip gloss.

 Paul : -Did you see a little mouse? -No! Big bear! Big bear outside!

 Rachel : -Actually, would you go check on that? -We don't have any bears here.

-You make the girl go to the store? -Do I know where the store is?

How will Joey react to you blowing off his sister with a letter?

Look, you've got to do this yourself. In person. At least you know her name.

What if Mary Angela comes to the door and I ask for Mary Angela?

 Ross : -Chandler, you have to tell him. -That would be so awkward.

 Ross : Not touching myself, if that makes anyone less uncomfortable.

 Foreman : You think she got a staph infection from something here?

I'm not saying the hospital gave her the sores. I'm saying we did, by treating her.

 Cameron : Highly unlikely. We started her on heparin before the warfarin. - Who gave her the heparin?

- I did warfarin. She did heparin. - Sure you didn't both give her warfarin?

 House : Did you actually see her prepare and administer the heparin?

 Cameron : You were standing right there. I was preparing my own dose.

 Cameron : Yeah, right. There's gotta be some other cause. - None that I can think of.

Give her unfractionated I. V. heparin and low molecular weight heparin by subcutaneous injection, stat.

 House : Hey! Stop worrying about your asses and start worrying about the patient's.

 Beckett : He's out there, he's saving people. How do you even compete with that?

 Beckett : That's one of the things that attracted me to him the most.

 Beckett : Why is it that the thing that attracts you to a person

 Beckett : always ends up being that thing that just drives you crazy?

 Hazmat Specialist : We found residual traces of cobalt 60 in the storage unit.

 Montgomery : Detective Beckett. Castle. We're all real glad you two are okay.

 Montgomery : If you're up to it, we really could use you back at the precinct.

 Montgomery : We think there was a second crate at the storage unit,

 MVO : a day when so many prayers are answered and so many aren't...

 Richard : I know you think you died when the Alzheimer's started.

 Damian Westlake : I didn't marry Vicky for her money. I loved her.

 Beckett : And what about Callie? That's right, Damian, we talked to her.

 Beckett : Vicky was leaving you. Soon, you'd be free to have your happily ever after.

But there was just one problem. Once again, you were out of gold.

 Beckett : You were the last one to see her alive. You were the only one with motive.

 Castle : "I love you more than life itself, please don't leave me or I may die."

 Martha : Well, that's why you guys go for the chocolates and the flowers.

"The need to find another human being to share one's life with...

 Sheldon : With that being said, may you find as much happiness with each other...

 Marshall : I don't know, barney, he worked a triple... I can't believe...

 Barney : I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of a butterfly

 Marshall : You don't look as good in suits as you think you do!

 Chase : Her arms spasm uncontrollably and there's a mild facial twitch.

 Foreman [impatiently.] : You wanna know what it looks like, go see the patient.

The patient's been on a fertility regimen for the last 13 months.

 House [holding Up An Empty Box.] : Who finished the animal crackers?

 Foreman : Sudden movement disorder could be a symptom of Huntington's.

 House [sarcastic Motherly Voice.] : If you finish something, don't just put back the empty box, throw it out.

 Cam : We should put her on tamoxifen in case it is the fertility meds,

 House : Peeing on a stick is only 99% accurate. Get a real pregnancy test.

 House : You know, the one with the blood and the hormones and the rabbit.

 Foreman : Another two days, you can go back to making yourself miserable.

 House : Okay, get an MRI. See if it's in her head or in her uterus.

 House : You run tests on a flailer, somebody's gonna lose an eye.

 Foreman : It could also be neurological. We need to get an MRI.

 Emma : Put him on a respiratory machine till you figure out what's wrong?

 House : The fetus is still at least two weeks away from being viable.

 House : You're on dialysis for your kidneys. Your kidneys can wait.

 House : Sacrificing your life so your child might live. But that's not the choice here.

New York Mercy is where you go to treat boils and cysts and build a 401-K.

 Chase : And the point would be to make him feel like he's wanted.

 Chase : All right, then, it'd make him feel like maybe you weren't evil.

 House : You hold the pieces that way because you can't bend your thumb,

McHale's, a working-class watering hole, became a fast-food place.

And Fez, this awesome lounge at 85th and Broadway, became a bank.

 Barney : Goliath National Bank, the world leader in credit and banking.

 Ted : Okay, first of all, you look like the last pick in the draft.

 Barney : Our company just bought them out in a ruthless takeover. Took two months.

 Ross : I started to pull away, but then I felt her start to kiss me back.

- I'm sure I put her on my bed. - No, she was definitely on my bed.

 Chandler : Why would I kiss a girl and then put her on your bed?

 Ross : - You were under the pile of coats? - I was the pile of coats!

Genetic disorder is far more likely in a six-year-old. Tuberous sclerosis.

 House : Mr. Foreman, you agree with both of them? Thanks for playing.

 Foreman : If we have enough tissue for two tests, why not do both?

 House : Taking the pressure off the choice makes us less likely to think critically.

If the tumor cells hadn't matured, the Ki-67 protein wouldn't have turned off.

 Sheldon : That's when Amy said, "Want to make this interesting?"

 Charlie : ...he was talking about paintings that were nowhere around.

 Ross : Wait a minute. When you guys walked into the Met, did you go to the right?

 Rachel : No, not even close. Forget Vail. Forget seeing my family.

 Monica : -Rach, here's your mail. -Thanks. You can put it on the table.

 Monica : The house next door to the one that we're buying just went on the market.

 Chandler : Seeing another house can only confuse us. We're easily confused.

 Phoebe : Well, I think that shirt makes you look like you should work at a Baskin-Robbins.

 Phoebe : Wow! She was the first black man to fly solo across the Atlantic!

 Park : Sometimes, it's incredibly satisfying to wind up and punch someone

 Adams : You decided to move your company right after your wife died.

 Rachel : I don't have it, but I can tell you exactly where it is on my nightstand.

 Chase : - We found a thymoma. - How'd you know to look in his neck?

 House : All we've done since he checked in is look at his chest.

 Foreman : - All the more reason not to think... - There are two types of PRCA.

 House : We all thought Jeff's was acute because it happened right in front of us.

 House : Up to half of patients with chronic PRCA have a thymoma.

 Bailey : I can't talk to you when you're making all that noise.

 Izzie : And I'm supposed to go up to Pediatrics and meet her. Right now and...

 Izzie : But I thought I would be older, more together, more mature.

Hey, Dr. O'Malley. Can you, uh, tell me what's happening in there?

I mean, our daughter. My little girl isn't even my little girl anymore.

 GEORGE : She's gone into premature labor. Dr. Montgomery-Shepherd...

 GEORGE : Dr. Montgomery, is about to do an emergency C-section on one of the babies

 GREG : So you're delivering one of the babies right now? Today?

 Raj : Though we did ding up the back pretty good with the crib,

 Penny : I feel like I'm selling candy so our team can get new uniforms.

 Zoey : My husband always spends it with his daughter, so I'm gonna be alone, anyway.

 Ted : And if Zoey is a cartoon character, she's Cinderella's evil stepmother!

I'm sorry your stepdaughter didn't wanna spend Thanksgiving with you.

 Zoey : It was the first Thanksgiving Hannah agreed to spend with me,

 Ross : She goes on for five pages about how I was unfaithful to her.

 Chandler : If you say that one more time, I'll break up with you.

I know the memory is locked in my brain, now I know how to get it.

 Lisa Cuddy : I have yet to hear about any study linking electricity and rest.

 Greg House : Electrical impulses applied directly to the hypothalamus

 Lisa Cuddy : and shooting lightning bolts into an already cracked skull is very restful.

 Wyatt phone rings : Yeah, I got up early and didn't want to wake you,

 Wyatt phone rings : so I went out for coffee and ran into Leonard on the way back.

 Beckett : It was. It's just, any minor detail might be relevant.

 Jamal Alhabi : You don't get rich driving a cab, but we made money.

 Jamal Alhabi : Amir drove and we rented shifts to other drivers.

 Jamal Alhabi : I just started a new business. A moving company.

 Castle : TLC doesn't issue a lot of medallions. Would've been worth a small fortune.

 Leman Jones : After I what? No! I didn't kill any driver, 'cause there was no driver.

 Reporter 1 : Witnesses say they arrested your driver. Any comments?

 Bracken : As you all know, last night an attempt was made on my life.

And though I was not able to introduce my initiative at the eco-conference,

 Bracken : to move forward with this historic piece of legislation.

 Bracken : of the New York City Police Department who thwarted this plot.

 Announcer : after connecting him to payments made to the Senator's would-be assassin.

 Castle : The way he was talking, I half expected the guy to die in a "plane crash"

 Beckett : The rare politician willing to stand up to special interests

 Beckett : and fight for what's right, even if it costs him his life.

 Beckett : He'll slip up eventually. And when he does, I'll be ready.

 Cameron : Recreational drugs are dangerous to begin with, but for someone with HIV...

 Bailey : Redo these and return them to me before lunch, understood?

 Burke : Before lunch. After, you've got calls to return, a budget to approve,

 Burke : two staff meetings, and four of Richard's surgeries, including your own.

I'm aware of Richard's recovery time. I operated on him, remember?

I do. He survived and chose me to take over while recruiting your wife.

 Meredith : Twin-twin transfusion syndrome. Conjoined fetal twins.

 Addison : One twin gets too much blood, the other too little, endangering both.

 Rachel : I've been watching this guy over there. I don't think he came with a kid.

 Phoebe : There was this one baby, Haley, who was favored to win...

 Phoebe : It's okay. Now, the way I see it, our reaI competition now is Cameron.

 Sheldon : Given that when we met her, she was finishing law school

 Sheldon : and planning an internship at a large Indian car company,

 Addison : So, when you decide how important it is for you to hate me, let me know.

 Derek difficulty speaking : She wanted you to know that if love were enough...

 Derek difficulty speaking : that if love were enough, that she'd still be here with you.

You're having an affair with the guy who keeps pigeons on the roof.

 Monica : - I'm just so glad you got to see the babies. - Me too.

 House : You hiked for 32 miles eating nothing but creamy filling.

 House : Just because you folded, that means it must be some evil plan?

 Wilson : Well, that's usually how it works with you. You drown me in nostalgia,

 Wilson : so I'll think about our friendship and feel some kind of loyalty,

Thai was real nostalgia, it was real emotion, it's a real decision.

 Leonard : I wanted to tell you in the car, but you told me to stop talking!

 Howard : There's a welcome party for incoming post-docs tonight.

 Howard : Go to it and meet someone who isn't made of grease or pie.

 Raj : Oh, Sheldon, since Amy's out of town, would you like to join us?

 Bernadette on phone : Howie, stop. I can't talk like that. Amy's right here.

 Amy on phone : Sheldon, stop. For the last time, I will not bring home bed bugs.

 Esposito : And what do these videos have to do with her murder?

 Taub : You know, just because we're stuck here, and I'm lying down,

 Thirteen : You're afraid you'll make the same mistake you made with your wife?

 Thirteen : If the brain was doing what it was supposed to be doing, we wouldn't be here.

 House : Does this man look like he's ceding Czechoslovakia to a fascist dictatorship?

 26 [old Guy.] : It's Buddy Ebsen, the actor. He's dead. Why are we...

 House [interrupting.] : Buddy Ebsen was the original tin man in the Wizard of Oz, for a day.

 House [interrupting.] : He was diagnosed allergic to the aluminum dust in the makeup.

 House [interrupting.] : His lungs failed. He nearly died. Question is, why?

 11 [guy In A Wheelchair.] : Didn't you just say he was allergic?

 House [to 11] : You may not have legs, but you got ears. I suggest you use them.

 House [to 11] : Since we are currently short exactly one interesting patient,

we are gonna figure out what really happened to Buddy Ebsen in 1938.

 House [to 11] : On the other hand, your jobs hang in the balance. So...

Over three years, that'll more than make up for the breakage on the 27

 Ross : Postponing it is not an option. This is when we're getting married.

 Mr. Patterson : - That's good, Dr. Grey? - That's fine, Mr. Patterson.

 Izzie : Mr. Sterman, let's see about getting you out of here today.

 Mr. Sterman : and I was staring into the ice-cold eyes of divorce.

 Mr. Sterman : Yeah, I do research now, and I have a life, a family.

 Izzie : I'm just one of those people who believe you can have both.

 Esposito : because her mother said that she was going to as well.

 Esposito : All these years he had thought that she had turned her back on him.

 Esposito : He never knew that they... That the government had made

 Lara : He said he need to talk to someone. He give me money for food.

 Beckett : You said earlier that there was a man at the apartment?

 Lara : When I go to the market to go buy food, when I come back,

 Lara : I was so scared, so I leave. Then I hear Cano Vega is dead.

 Beckett : This man who came to your apartment, can you describe him for me?

 Fox : identifies someone who kind of looks like me, from a distance, at night.

 Beckett : Okay, this is a hell of a theory, but with Richie dead,

 Beckett : and with absolutely no connection between the dummy and Modesto,

 Ryan : of the woman who visited her claiming to be from an insurance company.

 Elise : I'm not sure why I'm here. I've told you everything I know.

You didn't tell us that you were lead counsel for Modesto Motors,

You know, those airbags with a habit of putting holes in people.

Was it to give you a little heads-up, you know, for old time's sake?

 Beckett : He was going public with it and he didn't want you to be blindsided.

 Lanie : or the evidence gloves that you use at the crime scenes.

 Lanie : Whoever this person is, they knew exactly what they were doing.

 Ryan : It bears some similarities to some ancient alchemy signs,

 Ryan : No, but she spent a lot of time on the phone to a blocked number.

 Ryan : Phone company traced it to an unlisted burner phone with a stolen SIM.

 Beckett : Not necessarily. Tessa's roommate said that he gave her some jewelry.

 Beckett : I guess I'll have to remind you when my birthday's coming up.

 Castle : Why, Detective Beckett, was that a hint you just dropped?

 Esposito : CSU were able to pull prints off the outside doorknob

 Esposito : And they found a set that didn't match Tessa's or her roommate's.

 Monica : No, I didn't. I said kiwi lime. That's what makes it so special.

 Joey : ...make way more sense than her and I ever did, you know? And...

 Ross : I mean, the fact that you would put my happiness first like that, I mean...

 Marshall : - I'm not trying to pressure you... - What if I can't have a baby?

she seduces him and th en kills him by feeding him a poison protein shake.

 Beckett : The CIA, the FBI, and the DHS have never heard of Bailey or his alias.

 Ryan : Hey, Tech just got the plate number o ff the kidnappers' car.

 Ryan : They weren't. But I found a traffic cam the block where they were.

 Max Landon : I don't know what you're doing here, but we didn't do anything.

MAX : All right, seriously, I don't know why... You guys have the wrong...

 DEREK : I'm a little late. I know I'm a little late in telling you that.

 CHIEF : Adele, you spring this on me today. I need to think. I need more time.

 Chase : Why would anyone even bother to compare the two reports?

 Foreman : Because they're looking for anything we might've screwed up.

 Foreman : Cameron documented that it was perfectly calibrated when she did the test.

 Foreman : I can't do this. I can't go in there and stack lie upon lie.

 Cameron : At least that's what you said last night. I'm out of here.

 Cameron : I just said it's not cancer. The cell morphologies were all normal.

constipation, and nutritional deficiencies that could cause seizures.

 House : You were right about the cancer, just wrong about the place.

 Emily : but please know that you'll always have a place in my heart.

 Alexis : So, I have a question for you. But it's a little embarrassing.

 Alexis : I know it's an emotion, a feeling, and you can't exactly define.

 Alexis : Like, technically, how you know when you're feeling it,

 Alexis : 'Cause I'm feeling all these things I've read about in poems

 Alexis : and heard about in songs but never completely understood.

 Alexis : and reading all this poetry in a completely new and glorious light,

 Alexis : which I just think has to mean that it's love. What do you think?

 Alexis : I can't stop thinking about him, Daddy. I don't even want to

 Alexis : and his nose crinkles when he laughs and I'm just so happy.

 Thirteen : I have polycystic kidney disease, and I need a transplant,

 Benjamin : And then I could donate my other organs, heart, lungs.

So you've got three hurt jogging, two in collisions, and one of the legs is pregnant.

 Vikram : Which is why I think you going out to dinner with Castle is a mistake.

 Ryan : You know Annika. Now meet Nancy Underwood and Claire Stevens.

 Ryan : There's a picture of all three of them at a fundraiser last week.

 Castle : When they refuse to pay, he shows the photos to their husbands.

 Ryan : So all three women band together to kill Scott for ruining their marriages.

 Ted : Or we could stay on dry land, hang out with some... witnesses.

 Robin : You know, I had this really boring poetry class in college.

You wanna let me in on what the big secret is between these two?

 Cuddy : Kick ass until you're sitting behind some big, expensive desk,

"We're thinking about hiring Eric Foreman as our head of Neurology."

Well, it doesn't have to be the motive, but it sure tastes good.

 Cameron : - Max's heart stopped. - Your patient is on the other side.

 House : Now get yourself upstairs and figure out what Hannah has,

 Castle : Couldn't help but notice your trick with the fruit, Brian.

 Castle : You pretend to ring up a drink, you stuff the money in the till

 Castle : and you keep track of it by throwing pieces of fruit into the sink.

 Brian : Donny knew I had to get creative to make my rent once in a while.

 Castle : Perfect place for a murder. No one can hear you scream.

 Beckett : No one can help you carry the body up the stairs either.

You get a brain-dead John Doe a blood transfusion without consulting anyone.

 Penny : You know, once he tried to stick his tongue down my throat

 Priya : You know, my brother had a group of friends like this in India.

 Priya : They dressed up in leotards and goggles and called themselves

 Raj : Your girlfriend and your ex-girlfriend are hanging out together?

 Leonard : All right, fine. So you want to get back together with her,

 Sheldon : whose ability to comprehend the American idiom fails him

 Chase : or continuing to blow it off when he won't hang around you.

 Cameron : If you think I'm the least bit interested in House...

 Chase : Yeah, well, it has nothing to do with me either, not anymore.

 Foreman : Loss of balance, pathological hiccups, air leak between the lungs,

 Esposito : then they'd have real work to get back to. So, bye-bye now.

 Tory : The transformer with that serial number controls a 10-square-block region

Now, this particular facility houses a number of government contractors,

I've even embraced step two and accepted that there is a higher power.

Maybe not a god per se, but that AndrÃ© the Giant guy was powerful.

 Therapist : If you could do this on your own, I assume you wouldn't be here.

 Cameron : Not everybody's House. People can handle pain without medication.

 Chase : This guy's worried about losing his job, so he's hiding the pain.

 Chase : We find out where the pain is, maybe we find out what the problem is.

 Joey : Well, maybe I got a little upset, and maybe I told them where they could go.

 Lucas : So you knew that I wasn't gonna give you anything worthwhile?

 Thirteen : We need to surgically sever the connection between your heart and brain.

 Taub : We believe it's necessary, but you need to know the ramifications.

 Thirteen : What are you talking about? I've never seen you before in my life.

What can I do? You order me to make those martial art trick you used to like.

You know how sometimes you're driving on the highway, and you get home...

 Beckett : Either way, maybe these photos could help us find him.

 Ryan : see if he posted anything else that could help us ID him.

 Cuddy : - That liver is going to somebody right now. - We're doing that surgery.

 House : You do the surgery, you'll be killing a mother of four.

 House : Naphthalene poisoning is the best explanation we have for what's wrong with your son.

 House : It explains the internal bleeding, the hemolytic anemia, the liver failure.

 House : If you do the surgery, he's gonna lay on that table for 14 hours...

 House : while his body continues to burn fat and release poison into his system.

 Chase : The treatment for sleeping sickness kills one in 10 patients. - We start with the safer treatment.

 Foreman : By "safer", you mean the one that's slightly less likely to kill her.

 Wilson : - You can't trust a word they say. - Solid, yet stylish.

Very ethical. Ofcourse, most married men would say they don't date at all.

 Wilson : It's her first time in an oncology unit. She's having a tough time... emotionally.

 Cuddy : You remember her. The preschool teacher with the heart of silicone.

 Cuddy : They came in yesterday. I figured you guys would have been all over them. I know how concerned you were.

 Beckett : Yeah, like the instinct of a sophomore in high school.

I suppose since we know that your mom's not gonna be barging in,

 Beckett : Why? I hid in your closet, why can't you hide in mine?

- Come on, how's he gonna know? - You're here, just like I was there.

 Castle : Perhaps our telenovela actress was actually a covert operative.

 Beckett : but I don't know how that's gonna help you find her purse.

 Ronnie : Yes, sir. The performance ended and she exited the building.

 Castle : Please tell me everything you remember about that limo.

 Sofia : So, Ana was picked up by a white stretch limo when she left the opera?

[NORMAL VOICE] "You think you're doing a favor by being in a relationship with me."

[MOCKING PENNY] "No. I'm doing you a favor by being in the same room as you."

 Sheldon : -Come on. We're late. -Calm down. We'll make the movie.

 Sheldon : I believe my alarm is appropriate. The movie starts in 17 minutes.

 Sheldon : We'll need to make all the lights on Colorado Boulevard.

 Sheldon : Plus, skip the concession stand and pre-show urination.

 Raj : Oh, dude, I wish you had said something before I pounded that last Red Bull.

 Sheldon : We're standing in the hallway, suffering through an awkward encounter.

And when I confronted him, he claimed he needed the money for tax reasons.

Reasons that I wouldn't understand. But I understood, all right.

 Laurie : That he had the money. That he was going to meet the guy.

 Beckett : You were more than angry, weren't you? You were outraged.

 Beckett : He didn't just betray you, he humiliated you and everyone was going to know.

 Bernadette : Howie, if the store succeeds, Stuart has a source of income,

 Bernadette : Seems like some old furniture is a reasonable price

 Foreman : There's a little edema, brain swelling, and an area of scarring.

 Foreman : Maybe a small stroke or some other underlying condition that

 Barney : I mean, he's glowing from his peel, if that's what you mean.

 Castle : But if I were writing a book, this is where bad things would happen.

 Howard : ...tuck and roll down the side of a hill, she will eventually succumb...

 Sheldon : I thought you were involved in some sort of socially intimate pairing with Leslie Winkle.

 Raj : - Why do you get first crack at her? - Uh, well, let's see. Couple reasons.

 Howard : Unlike you, I can actually talk to women when I'm sober.

 Raj : You fail to take into account that even mute, I am foreign and exotic...

 Mark : I told her I lost the bet. I told her I slept with someone.

If she didn't want to be with me, she shouldn't have to feel guilty about it.

There's no time for a social life. Where are you gonna meet someone?

Let's say, l don't know, you met someone in the pediatrician's office.

 Beckett : Do you even remember what you were like in the beginning?

 Beckett : Richard Castle, you are under arrest for obstruction of justice.

 Castle : So many lonely women approached me, thinking I was their Tom Hanks.

 Beckett : Do I have to wait for him to sign or can I shoot him now?

 Beckett : Call me a muse again, and I will break both your legs,

 Castle : Okay, if you couldn't stand me when we first met, tell me this.

 Beckett : That? Castle, that was called survival. We were just huddling for warmth.

 Foreman : Actually, the lung cancer is basically treating the skin cancer.

 Taub : We'll get you set up for the surgery and start you on chemo.

 Taub : Your body will stop making the antibodies that are keeping your baby healthy.

 Foreman : Over the last day, your baby's liver tumors have shrunk 15%.

 Foreman : The cancer probably won't spread in the next nine days, but there are other risks.

 Foreman : Cancer thickens your blood, which could cause clots...

 Taub : But these risks are small compared to the risks that you would be taking

 Abbey : I'll take the risks. I want what's best for my daughter.

 Chandler : I was always rooting for you two kids to get together.

 Weston : Well, not the one that I thought. But at least I won't embarrass myself

 Weston : So, I know it's late, and you probably want to get home,

 Beckett : I think we have to decide why we're actually having this wedding.

 Beckett : I mean, are we doing this not to insult hundreds of people,

 Beckett : Then they shouldn't have been invited in the first place.

 House : You were going for thyroid instead of pancreas? It makes sense.

 Taub : I thought it would be helpful if a department head owed me a favor,

 Kutner : We think your... I'm not going anywhere until you explain

 Cameron : Do you know if he ever uses any unpasteurized cheese or wild game?

 Sophie : He gets all his groceries delivered from that market down on Alden.

 Sophie : Young, attractive, never the same one twice, if you know what I mean.

 Sophie : There can't be many women who'd wanna be with a guy like him.

 Patient : If I sleep on my back or with my arms out, I'm usually okay.

 House : So your arm only hurts after you lie on top of it all night.

 House : Well, have you thought about, I don't know, not doing that?

 Patient : Yeah. But it's how I sleep, it's how I've always slept.

 Patient : To do what? Like, clean out some cartilage or something?

 House : You're not sleeping on some cartilage, you're sleeping on your arm.

 Tritter : I see spending a night in jail hasn't humbled you a bit.

 Chandler : Oh, it's a website, it's the, uh, the Guggenheim museum.

 Phoebe : You know, what I think is so great that you are totally into this person

 Phoebe : and yet for all you know she could be like 90 years old, or have two heads,

 Joey : Man, I got this close to him and Monica kneed me in the back.

 Phoebe : We were just wondering if Chandler's girlfriend is a girl.

 Barney : If a guy walked into that store wearing a suit of boots?

 Lily : But don't you think they're a little high for that dress?

 Marshall : I need the freedom and mobility that only underwear can provide.

 Alexis : A hallway. Like in an office building. I don't see anyone.

 House : It's a habit that compels you in an obsessive way that's so bad

 Chase : But your various symptoms can be managed with medication.

 Thirteen : It'll just let him know it was all because of a stupid prank.

 Chase : We have to tell Cuddy. We confess and beg her to take him back.

 Taub : If begging worked, he would have a raise and we wouldn't be screwed.

but then it started up again this morning. Three more aneurysms.

That'd be consistent with his other symptoms, the vertigo, the fever...

 Thirteen : I didn't see any fungus at the location, and none of the samples...

 Taub : One bleed to four in less than 12 hours seems like an uptake to me.

 [Flashback - At the doctor's - Ted/Ted doctor's]The doctor : Huh.

 Monica : I made him his own individual sweet potato stuffed pumpkin.

 Rachel : ...you can never have too many of those pumpkin things.

You'd think I wouldn't enjoy that because it is so fake, but I still do.

- This may be a new world's record. - I hate to lecture you guys...

 Ross : You ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called a "globe"?

 Burke : Anything you say in the next 30 seconds is free, starting now.

 Bailey : You also have a God complex. You never think about anybody but yourself.

...so that when it's time for our alone time you two can split off?

Kind of cute like really kind of cute? Or kind of cute like your friend...

You know, maybe we should get going. What time did Chloe say to get there?

 Joey : Hey, remember when she brought up that thing about the three of us?

 Joey : - She was kidding about that, right? - Yeah, I think so.

 Digby : My coach used to say, it's all about how we process pain.

 Meredith : Can you lift your shirt so I can examine your stomach?

 Beckett : You know, Castle, there's a bit of poetic justice in this.

 Esposito : Grab your coat. We got a hit on that photo of Kurt Wilson.

 Esposito : One of Anne's neighbors just saw him go into her apartment.

hopefully we'll find evidence that leads us straight to Kurt Wilson,

"Bachelor number nine may not be eligible for next year's list."

 Detective Javier Esposito : No one else had access to you home, not even your maid?

 Dr Lanie Parish : Your guess is as good as mine. John Doe. No ID.

 Dr Lanie Parish : Approximate time of death is between 9 : 00 last night and 1 : 00 this morning.

 Beckett : Well, we found his food in the fridge, toiletries in the bathroom,

 Rachel : Look, I think we should talk about what happened on the terrace.

 Rachel : We work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us.

I would love to go to work on Monday and never talk about this again.

What freaked me out was you saying nothing could happen between us.

That prime rib was surprisingly good, but it's 10 : 30 in the morning.

 Ted : You do realize there's roughly a 50% chance of you having a daughter, right?

 CHUCKLES That was awesome! Beckett never drives on the sidewalk.

You don't get to be top leg-breaker in the Westies by being soft.

 Ryan : Only surviving relative is a former son-in-law, Ron Brandt.

 Beckett : Look, we don't have time to wait for a return phone call, so find...

 Ryan : Victor Crowne has helped millions of impoverished people

 Rita : Well, it sounds like Eric told Christopher one thing and me another.

 Rita : So each is good for about two grand before it needs to be tossed.

but I told him he was definitely gonna need a fake ID to go with the card.

 Beckett : Okay, so if Christopher didn't kill him, then who did?

 Ryan : Well, I'll have Tory monitor the numbers, see if any activity pops.

You know, I realized the character of Jameson Rook is based on you.

Well, yeah, I guess I drew on my relationship with Detective Beckett.

You know, the script is so much about the passion between Nikki and Rook.

 Marshall : You can't blame us for thinking that the kid would be a problem.

 Leonard : Is it a good time to evaluate the beta test and see where we stand?

 Marshall : - I don't know what that is. - Barney's Favorite Things!

 Barney : I'm gonna give you all a bunch of free stuff... like Oprah.

 Rachel : Do you think there's a possibility that you could advance me my tips?

 Monica : Did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?

And this from the Cry for Help Department : Are you wearing makeup?

Yes, I am. As of today, I'm officially Joey T ribbiani, actor/model.

 Thirteen [playing His Game.] : Yeah, the weak lost faith when Christ didn't return in '75, but I still believe.

 Thirteen : You know, I'm actually kind of hurt that you don't know what I did.

He was here till 1 : 30 last night but he saw Zack with another guy.

 "rocket" Rob Tredwyck : Zack was a freshman while I was heading to Beijing.

 "rocket" Rob Tredwyck : It was like looking at a younger version of me.

 "rocket" Rob Tredwyck : Most kids in this sport, they come from money.

 "rocket" Rob Tredwyck : Zack said he wanted to run drills, and I figured, what the hell.

 "rocket" Rob Tredwyck : Now that I'm retired, I don't do enough time in the water.

 "rocket" Rob Tredwyck : But I think he really just needed a friend.

 Castle : - Why is that? - He'd just had the talk with his girl.

 "rocket" Rob Tredwyck : The one I had with my high school girlfriend back in Wilmington.

 "rocket" Rob Tredwyck : If you want to get to the top, you can't take everyone with you.

 "rocket" Rob Tredwyck : So, some people you have to leave behind.

 Arthur : Because of Len, we're in the middle of a system-wide changeover

 Arthur : That makes some guy in a suit at the old bulb factory very unhappy.

 Castle : And the counter in his apartment. All the light bulbs he changed.

 Esposito : Seriously? This guy changed over a million light bulbs?

 Beckett : if he actually thinks that Lenny was killed by a light bulb conspiracy.

 Ryan : I was running through Len's phone records and one jumped out.

 Beckett : The outgoing call to the New York City employee tip line?

Levitt claims that he had evidence his supervisor was stealing them

 Ryan : The charges pan out, the guy could lose his job and his pension.

 Irene Walesa : My mother is not dead. She's sitting right there.

 "thirteen" : Convincing her that her mother's dead isn't gonna make her better,

 Amber Volakis : Do you think we're trying to trick you? Why would we do that?

 Irene Walesa : Because you're mean, and you're not good at your job.

 Irene Walesa : doing exactly what the guy in the wheelchair said they'd do.

 Irene Walesa : He's been hanging around ever since they brought me in,

 Lisa Cuddy : No, you didn't. You always think there's an agenda.

 Lisa Cuddy : I'll cut the salary of everyone else on the team 15%,

 Leonard : Your psychic didn't tell you I was going to be a jerk?

 Leonard : -Come on, Penny. -Why don't you kids go ahead and chat?

 Sheldon : Thanks for giving me your limited edition Green Lantern lantern.

 Raj : And when my wingman is carrying a Green Lantern lantern, I drink a lot.

 Raj : I'll have a screwdriver, please. And don't be chintzy with the screw.

 Sheldon : Well, apparently these people and I differ greatly on the definition of "party."

 Wilson : Just give her an unnecessary dose of radiation? It's a dime.

 Taub : After the transfusion, we gave her steroids, dopamine, and the anti...

 Slaughter : I already got a line on who Victor might've met with last night.

 Dawn : We broke up a few months ago. I got sick of him not keeping his word.

Do you think Victor might've been involved in stealing that microchip?

 Castle : while all his criminal buddies were pulling in big cash.

 Castle : Is it so impossible to believe that he might've given in to temptation?

The burglars made offwith a microchip for a next-gen cell phone.

 Ryan : Prototype is worth north of a million bucks on the black market.

 Wilson : You tuned out as soon as it stopped being about you, didn't you?

 Benjamin : Having a family doesn't exempt me from social responsibility.

 Benjamin : My boys have a roof over their heads. They're not starving.

 Benjamin : I can't justify buying video games and private schools

The correct answer is, "When covered by liquid sufficient to reduce the coefficient...

 Sheldon : But not so deep as to introduce a new source of friction."

 Sheldon : But I'm not done. I have many additional concerns about these questions.

- Don't make me climb over this counter. - All right, come on. Let's go.

 Howard : I adapted it from something a friend designed for the Army.

 Sheldon : with a warning for families with babies and toddlers.

 Roommate : - Into the city. - Do you mind if I take a look around?

 Roommate : But I'm telling you, she's not here. She left about an hour ago.

 Castle : - Where in the city did Chloe go? - To their apartment.

 Castle : If she talked to his wife, she'd know he'd been released.

 Castle : And we both know what she does to people she doesn't like.

But he's sure Chloe's there. He says Ian Harris is up there, too.

 Beckett : All right, we don't have time to wait for emergency services.

 Beckett : Participate and annoy is a lot more fun, but all right.

And stay behind us in the hallway, and don't move unless I tell you.

 Beckett : - Police! New York City Police! We're here! We're here!

 Beckett : - Mrs. Harris? - In here! I locked us in the bathroom.

 Mrs. Tribbiani : -What is that? Please! -So then, how could you?

 Mrs. Tribbiani : Not that wood shop, not those stupid little ships in the bottle.

 Mrs. Tribbiani : Now he's happy. I mean, it's nice. He has a hobby.

 Penny : It was a letter explaining that your dad wasn't who he said he was.

 Penny : ...and the only way to keep you and your mom safe was to leave.

 Leonard : Your dad wrote about how family is the most important thing...

 Leonard : ...and that you should never throw it away like he did.

In the envelope was a picture of your dad holding you the day you were born.

 Bernadette : On the back he wrote, "Howard, my son, my greatest gift."

 Howard : That's what they said to Neil Armstrong about the moon.

 Sheldon : The entire nation dedicated a decade of effort and treasure...

 Howard : ...we will put a Wolowitz on one of America's Top Models.

 Raj : And a large number of people will believe it never happened.

 Penny : Shrimp caesar salad with no almonds for the highly allergic...

 Sheldon : Wait. Excuse me. You forgot my barbecue bacon cheeseburger...

 Pietramala : Wow. Is that a bad one? I mean, they're all bad, but...

 House : I need you to sit in on my differentials, double-check everything I do.

 House : I get a good night's sleep, and I still feel exhausted.

 Howard on the phone : -No. -Okay, sweetie, this started out fun...

 Leonard : We're going to Switzerland to see the CERN Super Collider.

 Penny : -We're going skiing in Switzerland? -You'll ski, I'll fall.

 Leonard : But, yeah, we will be in Switzerland for Valentine's Day.

You might wanna hold off on lighting your RÃ¤Ã¤beliechtli, Penny.

...to celebrate Swiss festivals which you'll not be celebrating...

Told Cuddy you took drugs in high school. This is gonna go on your permanent record.

 Cameron : Same school, different grades, different cliques, different everything.

 House : They managed to get poisoned together. They must have something in common.

Their classes aren't even in the same building. They don't even eat lunch in the same lunchroom.

 Bus Driver : Unless you're with the board, the police or the union, I don't care who you are.

 Foreman : Dr. House wanted your son to get the medicine he needed.

 Foreman : He was willing to do whatever it took to make that happen. - The wrong kind of medicine.

 Foreman : He didn't know that. At the time, it was our only choice.

 Gates : It wasn't Wendell's! It was mine! I brought it in from home this morning!

 Esposito : Weren't the twins' parents killed in a car crash 10 years ago?

Yeah, they were rear-ended and their car went down an embankment.

 Beckett : It's from the crime scene and it's of a broken glass eye.

 Castle : Wendell's obsession. Why he moved from place to place.

 Castle : Why he used a fake name and had a book on prosthetic eyes.

 Castle : Well, to find the person responsible for his parents' death.

 Castle : In order to be sure, Wendell had to steal the suspect's glass eye.

 Beckett : And like fingerprints, he used that photo to compare the eyes.

A la Richard Kimble but instead of looking for a one-armed man...

 Amy : And if it turns out you don't... you and I could live together.

 Sheldon : And while we're at it, why don't we get engaged, too?

 Sheldon : Enjoy our sunset years together? Do you hear yourself, woman?

 Sheldon : And by the way, I saw you make this Strawberry Quik with syrup,

 Penny : If you don't like my cooking, why haven't you ever said anything?

 Beckett : Look... I know that I'm not the easiest person to get to know,

 Beckett : Yeah, we spoke the other day. Looks like you finally tracked him down.

 Gina : We better get going or we're gonna be stuck in traffic all night.

 Gina : So, I can stay on top of him while he finishes his book.

 Castle : - we started talking... - And we ended up talking for hours.

 Castle : So... I'm sorry. You were... You were telling me something.

 Kalvin : - Maybe Dr Chase should check. - Sorry, mate, hands full.

 Kalvin : He's too pretty to be straight. You ever done any modeling?

 Kalvin : I'm guessing you guys didn't think about dating on career day.

 Kalvin : Love is love. Satisfying is "social validation, fun can wait."

 Kalvin : I got tired of getting BB guns for my birthday when I'd asked for a Barbie.

 Woman : Yeah. I need that phone. It's got all my pictures of Lola on it.

 Beckett : Hey, hey, hey. Tell her to call 911 and tell her where we are.

Oh, yeah. Damn right you are. Especially if I get my hands on you.

 House : Just so you know, I'm finding it hard to see the downside.

 Castle : No crime scene. No clear place to begin the investigations.

 Beckett : Especially a poisoning without poison. Whoever did this was very smart.

 Beckett : Chose a murder weapon that's probably in half the kitchens in the city.

 Esposito : The lab said that there was no traces of cranberry juice

 Esposito : or balsamic vinegar in the gum we found in Mann's pocket,

12 : 45 to 4 : 50 in the morning. Leaves in his car, is found on foot.

 Ryan : So, the vehicle locator in Mann's Bugatti is not sending a signal.

 Beckett : All right, check his cell phone, see if he made any calls last night,

 Beckett : Castle and I will head to the studio and see what we can dig up there.

 Bobby's Producer : I'm sorry. I don't know where he went after the show last night.

Sheldon, you got him in your sights. Fire! He's charging his plasma rifle.

 Penny entering with three other sexy women : ...so we came over to have sex with you.

 Sheldon : - Why did you hit pause? - I thought I heard something.

 Chandler : You're right. By saying "nice," I'm virtually licking her.

 Ross : Hey, I hear she's single again. You think I should ask her out?

We can put it back there after the surgeons remove it from your colon.

- I'll pay you double what he's paying you. - He's not paying me anything.

 Phoebe : I know what I wanted to ask you. Can you roll your tongue?

 Cuddy : You didn't think ratting out this hospital's best doctor

 Wilson : I made the deal. It's done. You can either keep yelling at me,

 Cuddy : He's not going to take the deal. He's going to go to jail.

 Wilson : And we tell him the only way to get the pills back is to take the deal.

 House : There are no bright spots 'cause the whole thing's too bright.

 House : Except for her liver, which is hovering around 60 watts.

 House : And not one of them good 60-watters, but an energy saving...

 GEORGE : No, that's not him, that's someone else we lost last night.

 CALLIE : What the hell happened to my ankle allograft? I had OR two at three.

- Anybody want to tell me where it went? - Canceled. The guy went home.

Think you cut enough of the fibers, or are you going to go back in?

 DEREK : We'll see if the seizures are under control. If not, we'll go back.

I get to scrub in on that, or only if I'm on a date with somebody else?

Shows courage to woo a woman with tuna salad. Keep an eye on Taylor.

 Lucas : In college he just cheered the lacrosse team on to victory.

 Lucas : and House is an evil genius, which makes this photo suspicious.

 Lucas : Which means either you're not smart enough to be suspicious,

I've gotta do something. The Tampa Bay defense is coming right at me!

 Ross : ...it is just me and the baby, so I'm thinking they can take us.

 Chandler : -What are you, crazy? That's a baby! -He should take the sack?

 Chandler : You're one of the most caring, responsible men in North America.

Sure. l don't have time to say thank you because l really gotta go!

''They're so uncomfortable, it's like getting kicked in the nuts for your feet.''

Yesterday at my audition, l had to pee. Apparently, that makes me a good actor.

 Wendy : Maybe we shouldn't walk out together. If people see us leaving...

 Castle : Couldn't you have just flown us out of there on a carpet?

 Castle : That's something a genie would say, because they're liars and tricksters.

 Ryan : Oh, right. And yet you did have time to creep over to the lamp,

 Castle : You forgot the part where it was dark and super dusty.

 Ryan : Castle, you're just lucky that Lanie was able to pull DNA offYuruk's body.

 Ryan : No, but she was able to determine that the killer was a female.

The patient's palms are red. Lab test confirmed liver and kidney dysfunction.

 House : little Boy George's existing heart problem and pelvic pain?

 House : I'm staying right here, so we can properly discuss this.

 Wilson : Number two, when he moved his bad leg, he didn't use his hands to support it.

Guy pops them like candy. I'm surprised it hasn't happened before.

 Castle : But the convenience store across the street from this one does.

 Beckett : that we hope the Organized Crime Unit might have information about.

 Beckett : which means the shooter knew that the two of them were in contact.

This shooter goes by the name of Il Penumbra. Does that ring a bell?

 Ryan : he planted evidence to frame Christopher Carlucci of Eric's murder,

 Ryan : after using a Mustang like Christopher's to commit the crime.

 Beckett : He said that you slipped him a little cash to borrow it for that night.

 Beckett : Along with the attempted murder of Luca Tessaro, and felony extortion.

 Penny : This is the best. You have booze with breakfast on Tuesday, you got a problem.

Can't stand a table where one person's having an omelet and another is having a sandwich.

 Penny receiving text : It's Leonard. He says they're on the road and headed for Bakersfield at warp speed.

 Penny receiving text : Maybe it's the mimosa, but I'm gonna give the kid an LOL.

 Bernadette : You should have seen Howard sewing his costume all week.

When he was a little boy, every couple of months he'd have to let his mom's pants out.

 Penny : The four of them work at a major university, they're all smart...

 Bernadette : I don't mind it. I think Howie's just in touch with his inner child.

 Mallory : No. However, your business partner interests us greatly.

 Rachel : I will read The Shining, and you will read Little Women.

 Chandler : Right, right. Sometimes you guys just burst into flame.

Now, I don't want to alarm you or make you nervous in any way, O'Malley,

because you seem like a decent person, but I've got about 120 seconds to get

 CHRISTINA : - Going to use a graft to repair? - Somebody's been doing their homework.

 ADDISON : I need you to hold her still if I'm going to do this.

 NURSE : You're sending her into distress. You need that baby to stop moving.

 Past Leonard : If people don't go in there, and you're people and....

 Past Sheldon : ...for watching Joss Whedon's brilliant new series, Firefly."

 Past Sheldon : Might as well settle it now, it's gonna be on for years.

 House : What is, is why you didn't want me to meet her in the first place.

 Taub : Normal, except for the fact that he likes to play dress-up.

 Esposito : The DEA confiscated a dozen burner phones from EI Oso's barn.

One of those phones is the one he used to call Zane the day he was killed.

 Esposito : We can, and he did, an international line in Mexico.

 Beckett : Hector Zamacona might have been the last person to speak to Zane,

 Jenny : Actually, they have decided to go a different direction.

and learn that the entire banking system has gone bankrupt overnight,

 Chase : There's no sign of atelectasis or infiltrates on the chest x-ray.

 Taub : We should biopsy the skin lesion and start him on enoxaparin.

 Park : Shouldn't we wait for the biopsy results before we start treatment?

 Park : If you're just looking to amuse yourself at my expense, then no.

I've never walked down the aisle knowing it can't end in divorce.

You think it's just a pen, but you turn it over and it's also a clock.

 Lisa : I mean, after all she went through she still looks pretty awesome.

 Cooper : Lisa, we need to know what you want to do with the baby.

 Naomi : - We did find out the paternity. - I don't want to know.

 Izzie : I know we can't help what happened, and I know that we didn't...

 Beckett : Wait. Do you guys remember the footage from the elevator?

And Lanie said that she found traces of creosote under her fingernails

 Ryan : Man, this was Castle's theory. How did we draw the short straw?

 Esposito : What are you talking about? Where did that even come from?

 Ryan : Well, you said she was acting different. They're consenting adults...

 Esposito : You know, I can't even talk to you about this right now.

Okay. Well, try to get over it before Jenny tells you the news, okay?

 Bernadette : How come Stuart can get her to stop crying, but I can't?

 Phoebe : She turned you into this untrusting, crazy, jealous...

 Brown : Just like you knew what you saw on February second, 2015?

 Brown : Mr. Castle, did you give a statement to a Detective Neely, westchester PD,

 Brown : that you were an eyewitness to the murder of Eva whitfield,

 Castle : - Yes, I did, but... - And was Cole whitfield the killer?

 Brown : Says the man whose own writings speak to the unreliability of eyewitnesses,

 Brown : a man who has given false eyewitness statements in the past,

 Brown : Mr. Castle, let's pretend that you're a character out of one ofyour novels.

 Brown : Would Nikki Heat think that you are a reliable witness?

 Brown : I thought you, of all people, would be sympathetic to my client.

 Brown : Dr. Parish testified that the victim, Mrs. Beakman, was alive

for five to 10 minutes after being stabbed, and in excruciating pain.

Miss Chue, we'll put you on a PCA pump, give you morphine to control the pain.

 Izzie cold and sarcastic : - Thank you. - OK. But there's a greater problem.

- Why didn't you call us before coming? - I'm sorry. These are my parents.

 Derek : Anna's MRI has shown that she has a myxopapillary ependymoma.

 Derek : even waiting another day puts you at risk for permanent paralysis.

 Derek : Mr. Chue, without surgery, Anna will be paralyzed within the next 24 hours.

 Derek : Contact Social Services, see if we can get somebody to talk to them.

 Beckett : Pull a warrant for the cell phone. I wanna know who sent that text.

 Pratt : Hell, yeah, I had a problem! Wendy's a waitress at my place.

 Beckett : So you followed her to New York to get your money back.

 Pratt : Finally she calls me, and she's like, "I'm sorry. It was an emergency.

 Beckett : So, Amtrak confirms that Pratt was ticketed yesterday,

 Bernadette : Do we really need to talk about my old boyfriend now?

 Amy : Listen, let me do this. I really want to help you guys out.

 Joey : Great. I'm finished. In fact, I just dropped it off at the agency.

 Joey : No, I didn't use the computer. It felt more personaI to handwrite it.

 Monica : Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That letter is gonna go in our file.

 Luisa : Well, maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me.

 Luisa : It's not so much you. You were fat. You had your own problems.

 Alexis : Dr. Barbara Lillstrom. Head of the psych department at Hudson U.

 Castle : Only I'm betting Peter was expecting a bad grade, not impalement.

 Alexis : I contacted the psych department. Lillstrom's been out all week.

 Alexis : If she is, she didn't run far. Or at least her phone didn't.

 Alexis : but it last pinged off a tower outside of a tenant-Iess building here.

ifyou wanna curry favor with Katherine after last night's little debacle,

You know, I was wrong to tell you who you should be friends with.

-Should I leave you two alone? -No, Leonard, you should hear this.

 Leonard : He had a panic attack once when he got his head stuck in his sweater.

You know, for a bunch of researchers, they sure don't look very carefully.

There was another reason that l realized it was time to end it with Joey.

 Foreman : but your parents won't let us. They've got it in their minds

 Foreman : that we want to try some sort of inhuman experiment on you.

 Foreman : It's also been used successfully for other conditions.

 Stevie : The fact that you're recommending experimental treatment

 Foreman : Sorry. We stop the pleural effusions, your liver almost fails.

 Foreman : Because if you do this, then tell your parents, I lose my license.

Yeah. That's what you get when you talk to him while he's writing.

Hmm. Well, Gracie is going to love it. It'll crack her up when she sees it.

 Alexis : Yeah. Same place, same old room, you know, everything the same,

 Castle : So he faked his own death? This just keeps getting better.

 Danberg : Blakely found solutions using what he called Linchpin Theory.

 Danberg : His approach was to find a small event that could trigger a large event.

 Castle : Like the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand causing World War I.

 Sophia : He once said that you only had to knock over one domino.

And we can't say anything about it, because this is a birthday thing...

 Burke : I am the best surgeon at Grace with the lowest mortality rate.

 Cristina : - Just be quick about it. - You're the one that's slow.

 House : then you get to be famous for another two, maybe three weeks.

 House : a panda bear will give birth to triplets and we'll all move on.

 House : Oh, I'm sorry. You actually believe that you are a hero.

and you can run around Gotham pulling babies out of burning buildings.

I wanted this stuff, and I know how you feel about Pottery Barn.

 Phoebe : and all I can think about is how I don't have that lamp!

 Phoebe : But are you saying that you would move out if I didn't buy that lamp?

 Rachel : -Yes! I would so move out. -Then I don't have a choice.

 Leonard : about how an entire life can seemingly amount to nothing.

 Chandler : I wonder what I could get Monica that's as good as garbage.

I'm sure she worked hard at getting it and wanting to surprise me.

 Chandler : We have to put these back. This is not what Christmas is about.

We'll be all right. Even if we're not married, this baby will be so loved.

Bobby, why don't we come over here and let them have a little moment, okay?

 Bert : Mm, actually, I think Sheldon's popular because he's dating you.

 Leonard : According to the world's worst cuckoo clock, it's 2 : 00.

I let Mark use the memory of my mother to win points with the chief.

 DEREK : The right side of the brain senses the emotional connection to the baby.

It just can't communicate with the left brain where words are formed.

 DEREK : - He needs to make new pathways. - How long is that going to take?

 BAILEY : She needs to be on a poster somewhere to remind people pain's there for a reason.

 Howard : At that point, based on the geography of the apartment and the speed of Sheldon...

 Howard : ...you'll have seven seconds to get out, glasses or no glasses.

 Howard : Now, you'll need to get the sensor close to Sheldon's room.

You don't say, "Go straight," when you're giving bearings. You say, "Keep true."

 Jerry : Wanted to know how I knew her, so I lied. Told him I was the bartender.

 Viola : He came here demanding to know where the Blue Butterfly was.

 Castle : You used the same gun from the '47 murders to kill Stan.

 Beckett : So you read it and all this time you were looking for the necklace, too.

And for six months I slowly built trust, gently acquired information.

 Frankie : and bullies the location of the Blue Butterfly from you? Come on!

 Jerry : So when you realized it was now or never, you bushwhacked Stan.

 Chandler : Sex with an endless line of beautiful women must be unfulfilling.

 Cameron : They're all different. But the reasons are all the same.

 Leonard : She's the one who married someone else. I'm the victim.

 Howard : Sounds like Zack's the victim. You're sleeping with his wife.

Let me see this. "Grand Supreme Little Darling, New York Division"?

 Joey : Wait a second. Where have I seen that cowgirI outfit before?

 Ross : That you would treat her like some kind of show dog is inexcusable.

 Rachel : - She won a thousand dollars. - So this is an annuaI thing?

 Phoebe : Guys, there are people in there who are not getting any happier.

 Ross : - What are we gonna do? - I gotta put Emma down for a nap.

And, Rach, while you're in there, throw something on Alicia May.

 Leonard : This morning Sheldon fell asleep on the way to work...

 Leonard : Mm... I found this quiz online called "Which Star Trek Character Are You?"

 Leonard : And the one thing that could make it better is an evening with my special girl.

 Bernadette : Exactly. Does she not realize it or does she not care?

 Amy : so we can mutually disparage this unpleasing third party.

 House : but then the vantage point on her ass has much improved.

 House : Then that's just me, always looking on the bright side.

 House : You may have a wheel. It doesn't mean you get the grease.

 Foreman : We're continuing the standard treatment as you requested.

 Foreman : I have to ask everyone to leave the room for a few minutes

 Stevie : You lied to them. The bleeding's stopped. I don't need any bandages.

It was amazing. The only thing is, I wasn't there the first time.

 Park : Better to go with a strong cocktail of immunosuppressants.

I wanna find this piece of garbage, string him up, and see how he likes it.

All right. Super said that Daniel Santos hasn't been around here much lately.

 Esposito : No. No, actually, uh, Detective Javier Esposito. NYPD.

 Theresa : Enough to know that he was better than what he did for a living.

 Theresa : People didn't visit Daniel. It was more like the other way around.

 Theresa : It was black. I mean, it was just a regular Town Car.

 House : I just want to sit on my couch in my underwear, drink scotch,

 Cuddy she Gets Up And Smiles : Good, because he's coming to my birthday dinner.

 Eva : They gig around the country, looking for their big break.

Well, we climbed up four flights of stairs, maneuvered a narrow hallway...

...dodged a rabid pit bull. But these last three feet are where it gets really tricky.

l mean, not for me, because l'm only pretending to hold it, but for these guys.

Just one last time on the marriage thing. There's no wiggle room? None at all?

l haven't had a normal life. And l never felt like l was missing out on anything.

 Foreman : - We've been through this. - Our assumptions are faulty.

 Chase : We've confirmed two different sets of DNA. We re-ran the sequence.

 House : I didn't say the lab work was faulty, I said our assumptions were faulty.

 Chase : - Yeah, they had trouble conceiving. - Kid was right all along.

Back when he was young. I mean, really young. Like 12 cells young.

 House : But in vitro fertilization costs around 25 grand a pop.

So doctors implant two to six embryos to make sure you get your money's worth.

The problem is, there's not always enough bedrooms for all the kiddies.

 House : Two brothers get stuck sharing, but there's no bunk beds.

 House : So they cuddle up to keep warm and they never untangle.

Clancy's body thinks he's gonna put away the easy winners, his brother just

The senator's L.P. showed no sign of infection, and the M.R.I. looks fairly clean.

 House : I guess we can tell him he's fairly healthy and can go home.

Most likely just background noise. Care to bet your job on that?

 House : Last week you didn't get annoyed. You made poopie in your pants. It's weird.

 House : It's almost like now you know you have nothing to worry about.

The lesion could be nothing. Also could be a brain tumor or an infection.

Dangerous, I know. Especially since he's a politician, his brain's all twisted.

 House : But I weighed that against the risk of him stroking out before lunch. Call Surgery. Get it scheduled.

 House : Right. So, the fact that we found nothing proves there's something.

 Cameron : Look at the pathology reports from the surgery she had in Chicago.

 Cameron : They removed 30% of her pituitary. They found no tumor.

 Foreman : In that kind of surgery, you're just cutting and hoping...

 House : If you think I'm right, order me to stick a needle in her brain.

 Cameron : This is a consent form to stick a wire into your brain.

 Cameron : It's important for hospitals to get these signed for procedures

 Anica : - Then why are you doing it? - Because you're mentally ill.

 Cameron : You injected yourself with ACTH to induce Cushing's to get attention from doctors.

 Cameron : - I'm not giving you what you want? - I don't want a bitch.

 Monica : But I saw this infomercial, and I swear to you I have never, ever...

Do you think it really doesn't hurt? Because how can they do that?

 Monica : Hello! Organic substances recently discovered in the depths of the rain forest?

We figured when we couldn't find you, you'd gone home to make up with Rachel.

 Rachel : Well, come on, Steve, let's not rule out nervous laughter.

 Stacy : you have too much of it, it takes the roof of your mouth off.

 Stacy : And then you never want to see curry for a really, really long time.

 Beckett : We have a witness that saw you and Anabelle go into the ship

 Stephanie : Ugh. She asked if I'd be part of this weekend's Nebula 9 Fan Experience.

 Stephanie : Now that I'm finally being taken seriously as an actress,

 Stephanie : I mean, she didn't go into detail, but she was having problems with him.

 Ryan : Word is, Gabriel was showing up late to the Fan Experience.

and Anabelle had to rouse him from his hotel room where he was passed out,

Everything's been about me lately. So what's happening with you?

 Rachel : We were just talking about me not going to Ross' wedding.

 Rachel : It just might be too hard, given the history and all that.

 Phoebe : This reminds me of the time when I lived on the street.

 Joey : I'm not gonna mess with Jack. He's a great man. He fought for our country.

 Monica : No, he didn't. He pretended to be a Quaker to get out of Korea.

 Joey : Well, that's it. He's the last one to go. I'm locking you guys in.

 Chandler : You do know I can just turn them the other way around, right?

 Estelle : Let me start over. I just got a call about an audition.

It's down at the Astor Theater, and you need to have a monologue prepared.

For every night that you're asleep before I get home from work...

 Rachel : ...I will wake you up in a way that has proved very popular in the past.

Well, now if you need to stay late, I want to be supportive of that.

We talked for a little while, and then we went out for an innocent burger.

 Dr. Larson : The Aca-Con introduction video came up on the monitors,

 Esposito : about ratting you out because of what she saw in some video?

 Dr. Larson : not to say anything, so long as I rejected the bribe,

 Robyn : I didn't find my love for singing untill went to prison.

 Narrator : At 18, Robyn had already been running drugs for two years.

 Narrator : And after making a delivery to a country club party,

 Narrator : Robyn was trapped in the burning car. But then, the universe sent her a hero.

 Percy Johnson Iii : I pulled Robyn out. I dragged her to safety.

 Percy Johnson Iii : And then I had to tourniquet her leg with her scarf

 Narrator : Robyn emerged from this tragedy and started a new life.

 Robyn : That crash was the best thing that ever happened to me.

I can't go. I'm practicing. I got an audition to be the host of a new game show.

It'd be great if I got this because you never know what could happen on a soap.

Like that Bob Barker guy. He's been doing The Price is Right for 75 years.

The audition's in a couple hours, and I don't understand the game.

Oh, really? That'd be great. Hey, you guys can be the contestants!

 Doctor : Under these circumstances, it has to be an injection, and it has to be now.

And they're all like, "That's a good point, Bear, let's try that. "

Okay, he's a Wookiee, and his kind is actually more intelligent than they appear.

 Marshall : He watches it on rainy Sunday afternoons in the fall.

 Marshall : in sickness and in health, in good times and in bad.

 Marshall : Do you really think that you can pretend to like a movie that you actually hate

 Derek points to the computer screen with scans of Mr. Martin's brain : There it is. It's on the S1 vertebra.

 Derek : So you officially signed your contract. Congratulations.

While you're over there, how about a beer for "The Ross-a-tron"?

For your information, I'm seeing him so I can put those feelings behind me.

 Phoebe : The reason I'm dressed like this is because I think it's nice...

 Addison : Make sure you get her to the MRI and get me the results as soon as you can.

 George : I can have someone page her for you if you want me to.

 Esposito : Cabbie spotted the body about an hour ago and called it in.

 Lanie Parish : He was hit in the shoulder with what looks like a .357,

 Beckett : Was CSU able to trace that blood trail from the first shot?

 Lanie : I'm even seeing traces of skin tissue in his fingernail.

 Castle : but it looks like he was trying to hide something in his shoe.

 Ryan : They're a violent street gang that deals in drugs, arms and larceny.

 Ryan : But all of Orlando's priors are back when he was a teenager.

 Chandler : Joey kept screaming at me, "Do it now. Do it. Do it now!"

 Chandler : Sometimes, late at night, I can still hear the screaming.

 House : When you were philandering with impunity, how did that feel?

 Taub : Superficially, I loved it, but deep down I think I was miserable.

 Taub : Okay. I'm gonna go get Cuddy's approval for the brain biopsy.

 Taub : Bad idea to get into a power play with somebody who has the power.

 Taub : Whatever personal drama you're playing out, you'd be a lot smarter to...

 Esposito : You'd wish to wear tights and sing show tunes for a living?

 Ryan : You'd wish to wear Speedos and grapple sweaty men for a living?

 Esposito : And hook up with a different hot chick every single night.

 Beckett : That my detectives would actually get some work done for a living.

 Beckett : He was also on the same plane as Lars from Turkey to New York.

 Ryan : And if he tortured the location of the antiquities out of Lars...

 Genevieve : No. The redhead let me in. Said I could wait inside.

 Castle : - I'm calling the police. - Ifyou do, I'm out that door.

 Genevieve : And you'll never know how powerful of an ally I can be.

 Genevieve : I'm a journalist researching a story about looted antiquities.

 House : Nothing. It's not cancer, all the tests say it's not cancer.

 House : If it acts like cancer, maybe it would respond like cancer.

 House : We have to find something that walks like cancer, talks like cancer,

 House : There's a cancer drug that's used off-label for arthritis.

 Thirteen : If he had joint pain in his hands, he couldn't have played.

You won't let me buy the Knicks? l can't believe you're taking this away.

l'm hoping that if she hears it enough, it'll be her first word.

Although if we're gonna do that, we should probably call me ''Daddy'' too.

Yeah, vitamin "A" and "C", but no "K". That's why your mom got sick.

That's it? If it all checks out, you can take her home in a couple of days.

Okay, I'm gonna say this once : You have done a very good job taking care of your mother.

 House : If this was all she'd eat, then what else could you do? Gosh, just being a kid is a full-time job.

 Luke : Shut up! I'm 18. I should be able to take care of my mom.

 House : Just the time it takes to express those ridiculous, self-centered teenage ideas.

The kid feeds his mom a steady diet of booze, and the problem is too many burgers?

All right, we don't know that it's him. I mean, it could be the football guy.

 Cuddy : The necrotic tissue has to be removed. If there's too much...

Greg, I love your leg as much as you do. They're not cutting it off.

 Rebellious : Right. Surgeons could care less about saving limbs.

Ofcourse they care about their patients. They just care about themselves more,

 House : which means you've gotta be extra careful, which is such a pain in the ass.

 Cuddy : Amazing advances have been made. Kids with prosthetic legs...

 Cuddy : When those cells die, they release cytokines and potassium.

And if you restore the blood flow instead of just lopping it all off,

 House : The cytokines could cause organ failure. The potassium could cause cardiac arrest.

 House : On the other hand, I may just get the use of my leg back.

Okay, but before we head off to the murder capital of the Northeast...

 Rachel : -Oh, God, Ross, I cannot do this! -Okay, quick and painful.

 Gates : Well, clearly, they have a lot more to hide than the fact

 Ryan : The lease began just after he and Hannah started their affair.

 Castle : Well, then perhaps it's time to tear a page from Penelope's playbook.

 Beckett : - Come on, you guys aren't actually... - Couldn't hurt.

 Beckett : Did someone give you permission to open your sorry little mouth?

 Izzie : She wanted to see her friend. I mean, what was he supposed to do, tackle her?

 Addison : Dr. Stevens, why don't you get our new patient into a bed? Shall we?

 Bonnie : You're a cute doctor. Cute doctors get to call me by my first name.

 Tom half chuckles happy : - Good. That's good, right? - Yes, it is. Yes, it is.

- are we going to live through this? - Now that's just morose, Tom.

 Taub : What about the flooded backyard and pretending to be Lemieux'?

 Bobby : Maybe my new coach will see what my Juniors coach didn't.

 Foreman : House, I worked for you for seven years. I know how you operate.

 Foreman : So when I see symptoms magically show up right when you need them...

 House : and I know what a suspicious, micromanaging hard-ass you are.

 House : Why would I do this now, knowing you can send me right back to jail?

 Foreman : You're off the case. You no longer have access to this patient.

 Future Ted VO : There wasn't a doubt in my mind that was your aunt lily.

 Future Ted VO : It was worth preserving, so I kept my mouth shut.

 House : It's a skin infection from crowded and contaminated hot tubs,

 Foreman : We hope so, although it also means we still have no idea what caused the break.

 Foreman : No, but it's probably just residual bleeding from the surgery.

 House : It's gotta be, except it's not. The biopsy was negative.

 Thirteen : All signs point to cancer, but you can't blast a cancer you can't find.

 House : Not unless you think the cancer's cleverly hiding outside his body.

 Penny : You just place it on your lashes and squeeze it closed.

 Alex : ...unless you're Stephen Hawking, his mother, or himself from the future.

 Nicole : That doctor that I coughed all over, is he gonna be all right?

 Chandler : I mean, not as lucky as people who are born with two nipples.

 Ross : At least they knew what yours was. You know? Yours had a name.

 Joey : That doesn't necessarily mean he's breaking up with you.

 Raj : -She won't notice they're missing? -She doesn't know she takes them.

 Leonard : No, that's okay. It was something else keeping me up last night.

 Leonard : I was up last night. I was up this morning. I didn't mind.

 Raj : Ooh, ooh, did the pigeon on your windowsill have more babies?

 Howard : It's not enough to make the Legos move. They also have to capture your heart.

 Barney : I know it may sound stupid, but I didn't always feel so great

 Barney : about myself growing up, and so having a celebrity dad made me feel special.

I am going to wander into the party and I will be all, you know : 

 Phoebe : By supporting them, I'm doing a good thing, but I'm not happy about it.

 Gary Collins : It looks like we have surpassed last year's pledge total.

Her ass-print is still on your grandmother's quilt. Really want to talk about smoking?

 Penny : He may be an idiot, but at least he didn't pee himself.

 Hayley : I hacked a nearby street camera and got footage of a white van fleeing the scene.

 Esposito : Neighbors saw a white van in front of Emma's building.

 Meadow : I take back every bad thing I've been thinking about you.

 Jennifer : I don't know, but it seems a little unsophisticated.

 Sheldon : and everyone around here is dumber than a bag of rocks.

 Bernadette : I know you've been avoiding me and Howard, and I'm not leaving

When we were building in Uruguay, we were two towns apart and never met.

Yeah. It wasn't a town when I got there, but it was a town when I left.

You're the funniest man here in a bunny costume his wife made him wear.

 Chase : Toxins from the bacteria cause his kidneys to shut down.

 Cameron : Circulating antibodies cause kidney failure and bleeding.

 Cameron : Causes kidney failure, GI bleed, and can infiltrate the base of the brain.

 House : If she agrees with me, I don't need her. If she disagrees, I don't want her.

 Cofield : condone his completely reckless, immature, almost misanthropic behavior,

 Emily : They are removing it, and they are starting plasmapheresis.

...so l'm gonna replace a word he used a lot with the word ''puppy.''

So he said, ''lf your puppy friend doesn't get her puppy act together...

 Joey : Nurse With Tray doesn't know Joey. She has no time for friends.

 Joey : She gets in that operating room and she carries that tray to the doctor...

 Phoebe : Hang in there, Man With Eye Patch. Your tray is coming.

 Leonard : ...which I think we all know is a popular euphemism...

I'm not talking to you like an idiot. I'm saying the whole idea is idiotic.

"You accidentally stare at a helium-argon laser. Lose one turn and a retina."

 Penny : It's my friend, it's my couch and it's my freaking life.

If you wanna have some stupid guitarist stay on your couch, fine!

Why don't you just rent bunk beds and invite the Black Eyed Peas?

Hey, if I wanna invite the line-up of Lollapalooza to my apartment, I will.

-Oh, now I'm a child. Not an idiot anymore. -Hey, the two aren't mutually exclusive.

A good basketball game can have us all on the edge of our seats.

 Derek : You know, as a friend, I got to tell you, you look a little weird.

 Derek : - Come on, have a drink. - I can't have a drink. I'm celibate.

 Meredith : I'm practicing celibacy, and drinking does not go well with celibacy

 Meredith : because it makes everything and everyone seem kind of porny.

 Meredith : Then my head gets all cloudy and the next thing, I'm naked.

 Meredith : And my point is, I'm celibate, and knitting is good for surgical dexterity,

 Meredith : Or remember the horrible thing I did? Remember George?

 Taub : The defect is causing this nodular shadow here, you see it?

 House : I know you think you're feeling better, on account of feeling better,

 House : but this trusted family doctor thinks that he's found a mass lesion,

 House : so if you could lie back down and struggle to breathe...

You know, I have to say, I'm finding your bedside manner a little lacking.

 Sheldon : I'm sorry. I just want you to get better as soon as possible.

 Sheldon : And with that goal in mind, let me ask you a question.

 Amy : Of course I do. There have been many studies proving its validity.

 Sheldon : ...but it is really a powerful medication specifically designed...

 Sheldon : ...to cure your illness, as well as freshen your breath.

 Castle : You had your hand in my pocket and I didn't even feel it? Do it again.

 Beckett : Any luck narrowing down Zalman's whereabouts yesterday?

 Ryan : Not yet. But I did check into Jerome's whereabouts last night.

 Castle : So the only thing he killed last night were his brain cells.

 Ryan : for any prints on the operating apparatus other than Zalman's.

 Esposito : According to the lab, there were fingerprints all over that suicide note.

a low-life street magician with three arrests and two convictions,

 Esposito : They have a code of professional conduct, and Chuck broke it.

 Esposito : injured his assistant, so Zalman had him kicked out.

 Random : Out looking for my money. Looks like he betrayed all of us.

 Random : Look, I'm a victim in all this. I bunked with a geezer

 Random : who wouldn't shut up about his 10-million-dollar score.

How he'd buried it where nobody could find it, not without the map.

 Random : But then I had to partner with Carver and the creepy priest,

 Random : how un-Christian it was to cut Carver's wife out of the score.

 Cameron : Can you open your eyes, Emma? I just need to take a look.

 Cameron : I thought you were climbing Mount Whatever in Argentina.

 House : Apparently I'd have to live with the MocovÃ­ Indians for 20 years

 House : Decided to go kayaking with orca instead. No legs required.

 Foreman : Can't leave yet. Liver failure puts her case back into the unsolved pile.

 House : We diagnosed a lower urinary tract obstruction because we saw one.

 Cameron : We won't be able to get a good look until they develop.

 Joey : She was, like, the sixth person to spit on Mussolini's hanging body.

- Where are your parents? - They're in Vermont, buying cigarettes.

 Lanie : It was brand new. Probably bought special just for the occasion.

 Lanie : She may have tried to dial for help before she expired.

 Lanie : The digits match the beginning of her daughter's phone number,

 Castle : They're in a different order, but those are the same numbers!

 Beckett : Our killer comes in, stabs her in the neck, picks up the phone,

 GEORGE : - So you're new to Seattle? - Oh, no, I kind of live here.

 MEREDITH : My mother lived here... lives here, and I live in her house.

 GEORGE : I'm living with my parents at home, which, well... sucks.

 GEORGE : So the men in the white suits, what, making a fashion statement?

 DEREK : No, it's a precaution. When the blood work comes back we'll be out.

 GEORGE : With the crappy benches and the dirty scrubs and the lockers full of old food?

 GEORGE : - That's just rude. - We're dead men. No time to be polite.

lt's unacceptable that you'd have sex with Emma in the next room.

-l'll have to tell Rachel about this. -Please don't. She will kill us.

 Chandler : How would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them?

 Ryan : He was hospitalized for a car accident in lthaca, New York.

 Beckett : and that's why he doesn't have a family. He grew up in a cult.

And the only way to leave was to escape. The compound is walled.

He must have added the "O" and the "B" sometime after he got out.

 Beckett : Which is why he was afraid that someone was following him.

 Ryan : He did 10 years for murder before starting the whole church scam.

 Ryan : Well, I can tell you where he was. I checked passenger manifests...

Not the part where I said, "See what I did there." Cut that out.

 Castle : So we're canvassing the neighborhood. Do we need vests?

 Tracy's Boss : Tracy's worked for me at the Newton Foundation for five years.

 Tracy's Boss : She didn't check in with me, she was just gone for two hours.

 Howard : No hanky-panky, no strippers. Just the guys telling jokes.

 Brady : Yeah, it's just a property dispute. They're a dime a dozen around here.

 Castle : That would explain the Godfather style of the boat shooting.

 Brady : Whoa! Okay, no. I am not going at Cardano without proof.

I gotta go reroute traffic for the Bridgehampton's polo semifinals.

 Brady : But remember, we'll finish this later. I call the shots.

 Vinnie : I'm sure Sal told you I'm a big fan of your work. So, to new friends.

 Castle : Actually, it is excellent. I didn't know you could cook.

 Vinnie : You've had my complete attention since I've been here, sweetheart.

 Beckett : I don't know, but the important thing here is to stay calm.

 Meadow : Screw calm! I say we break that glass and hack our way out of here.

 Beckett : isn't stupid enough to leave something that we can use to go free,

 Beckett : Now, let's just finish this puzzle and see what happens.

 Patty : that examined separation anxiety in stressful situations.

 Beckett : I told you. You can't trust anything in this place. This could kill you.

 Beckett : I need you to tell me everything you can about this study.

 Rachel : Look, if I don't get to London he is gonna marry that other girl.

 Chandler : -You had a bachelorette party? -She untied his G-string with her teeth.

We weren't having bachelor, bachelorette parties. We agreed that it's a silly tradition.

This is so unfair. The one thing I wanted was to throw my best friend a bachelor party..

 Chandler : You know that the two pillars of marriage are openness and honesty.

 Monica : I knew giving you that book was gonna come back and bite me in the ass.

 Sheldon : ...I will be enjoying a blissful evening in my personal Fortress of Solitude.

You know, I'm in such a good mood, I'm actually finding your tenuous grasp...

 Sheldon : ...of the English language folksy and charming today.

 Sheldon : A perfect culinary representation of the freedom this evening holds.

 Sheldon : Not only is it Indian cuisine, which Koothrappali loathes...

 Sheldon : ...which would reduce Wolowitz to a wheezing 97-pound blister.

 Leonard : I know you don't like change, but it's not a terrible idea.

 Sheldon : Chaos theory suggests that even in a deterministic system,

 Sheldon : if the equations describing its behavior are nonlinear,

 Castle : We're just trying to figure out what happened to Victor.

You are in such good hands, and l am so good with meeting parents.

With the father, you wanna flirt a little, but not in a gross way.

Just kind of like, ''Mr. Pinzer, l can see where Wallace gets his good looks.''

Well, with the mother, just constantly tell her how amazing her son is.

 Rachel : Take it from me. Moms love me. Ross' mom one time actually said...

 Castle : So your phone linked with Max's phone the night he was killed.

 Beckett : It's a digital fingerprint that places you within 20 feet of Max

 Castle : You did say if she got some actual evidence, she should arrest you.

 Beckett : You took advantage of Max's guilt over Donny's death,

and you got him blackout drunk. And then you put a gun in his hand,

 Beckett : pressed it against his temple, and then you pulled the trigger.

That had to eat you alive, knowing that Amanda had been with Donny.

Especially 'cause he got way more than just under her blouse, right?

 Brandon : I have that video that shows that Max killed Donny, not me.

 Castle : They didn't handle the gun. But Max was another story.

 Castle : He actually pulled the trigger, and he just couldn't let it go, could he?

 House : Scopes don't work as well as pillcams. Give her one, find the tumor.

 Taub : Sorry, I was late again. I've got a long commute from the poorhouse.

A guy who signs a non-compete instead of just telling his wife that he cheated

 Barney : That's what I thought about your bangers and mash down there,

 Lily : Anyway, both of these girls are into you; take your pick.

 House : Your theory is I'm not leaving because I believe in God?

 Stacy : In a burning building, facing imminent death, that's more than enough.

But you can't live your life based on something you don't believe.

But you could end your life based on something you don't believe?

 Stacy : I lived with you for years. I know you believe in love.

 Bonnie softly : whatever it is you have to say, just please, say it.

 Derek : In order to operate on Mr. Maynard, we have to separate you two.

 Derek : In order to do that, we have to move you backwards off the pole.

 Burke : If we did that, you would both start bleeding very quickly. Too quickly.

 Burke interrupts : If we pull the pole from you as we operate around it,

 Burke interrupts : we have a better chance of repairing the damage.

 Sheldon : if there are an infinite number of parallel universes,

 Sheldon : and the apparent collective decision of all womankind

 Sheldon : They discuss current events, play bridge, get a hot meal.

Oh, my God. I can't believe this is a real $20,000 check. This is so exciting.

 Masters : I think that can was chock-full of a bacteria called salmonella enteritis.

 Masters : Well, if I'm right, that means all you'll need are antibiotics

 Kendall : Oh, no, there's still plenty of things I hate about it.

 House : which means you shouldn't be trusting him to begin with.

 Foreman : The kid spent 16 hours in the back seat of an old pick-up.

 Foreman : We should do an arteriogram, find the clot, bust it with TPA.

 House : Pardon me. I guess you guys are gonna have to get the next one.

Don't worry. It's just your leg. I don't have to go any further than this.

 Cameron : It's a mnemonic for the wrist bones. It's the only way I can remember them.

 Lanie : The mushrooms he was eating never even made it to his stomach.

 Castle : I saw the menu. The mushrooms were served with the quail, not the squab.

 Beckett : Well, we have reason to believe that he actually ate the quail.

 Lucas : I'm still learning the spring menu and the quail with the mushrooms

 Beckett : Okay, if Felder ordered the squab, then who ordered the quail?

I told Monica that I'd send those wedding invitations weeks ago.

I put them in my desk at work, and forgot about them until today.

I can't believe it, especially after Monica went on and on about it.

 Rachel : Please, drinking no liquids around the invitations, Rachel."

 Beckett : He was at dinner with a friend when Tom Richwood was killed.

 Beckett : and used that to carry out the attack on the simulation security.

 Esposito : The folks down at Mars 2018 recognized him immediately.

 Beckett : Did he have a motive to break into the simulation and kill Tom?

 Esposito : But his colleagues say that he's been acting secretive

 Esposito : ever since receiving a private communique from his wife.

 Beckett : Judging from those photos I'm guessing it was ironic.

What's a guy who's been dead for eight years have to do with pizza?

Did you get a chance to get a look into all the Nicks and their employees?

Oh, yeah. Just going over the reports right now. Mostly minor stuff.

You think maybe it's some kind of Mafia tie-in with Authentic Nick's?

According to the file, there's no connection to any of the families.

 Castle : Someone didn't like him. Says here he was shot a dozen times,

Yeah, word on the street was that a dealer killed him over a turf war.

He was trying to send us a message, but he recorded his own murder.

 Montgomery : Why would he stop to write a message? Why not just keep running?

 Beckett : Okay, yeah. Just keep me posted on her status. Thanks.

 Beckett : So that was the ER. Charlotte is stable but still unconscious.

 Beckett : Yeah, and without treatment, her heart could've stopped.

 Beckett : I'm hoping that he left some kind of evidence behind.

 Esposito : Yo, we've done a full sweep. No sign of the $50,605.

 Esposito : She worked for a real estate firm as a high-end broker.

 Castle : and then pull the exact same amount of cash at the bank?

 Esposito : Maybe they were going in on something. Pooling their money.

 Beckett : There's something that links the three of them together.

...your major food-preparation holidays. Easter, Christmas, what have you.

 Mr. Ratstatter : ...we can make Thanksgiving the Macholate holiday.

Yes, it's possible that he could bleed out and die if we don't operate soon.

 Dylan : We can have the bomb out in ten minutes if I'm not interrupted.

 Richard : In the OR we put our patients under general anesthesia.

 Spaulding Elliott : A cigarette butt? Is that supposed to mean something?

 Beckett : It is. Because you were there. You killed her, Mr. Elliot.

 Penny : The owner then says, "Lots of women come in here every day.

Why don't you buy an ice cream for them, and they might fall in love?"

 Alicia : If you're done with the DVD player, can you set up my printer?

 Penny : When you're done with her printer, you could set up mine.

 House : when you turned into the sorry bastard who left her alone.

I hear what you're saying, but at our prices, everyone needs toner.

 Sheldon : I see you bought Mama Italia marinara spaghetti sauce.

 Sheldon : ...because, according to her, that's what the Romans made Jesus eat.

 Penny : Interesting. I'll have to have you over for spaghetti some night.

 Penny : Oh, um, okay. Why don't you give me an hour and come over?

 Sheldon : Will you cut up hot dogs into little chunks and mix them in with the sauce?

 Howard : What's wrong with you? You can't hang out with your roommate's ex.

 Raj : ...about trying to invent that memory-wiper gizmo from Men in Black.

 Sheldon : No, she's right. I don't need to know what you were doing.

 Rourke : You've heard I've killed men. But you answer me this, Detective.

 Rourke : Someone was bringing it in here, into my neighborhood, my backyard.

 Beckett : If there's one thing I know how to spot, it's a lady looking to unburden herself.

 Beckett : No, no, no. Don't honk, Deep Throat. You'll spook her.

 Howard : Nope, Bernadette told me it isn't nice and I'm not allowed.

 Howard : or the things you like, or the fact that you just want to have fu-un.

 Castle : - Looks like he struggled. - Unsuccessfully. Here, you see that?

 Castle : You know who kills with syringes? Mad doctors and B-movie Nazis.

 Beckett : I've seen squatters in abandoned buildings, but nothing like this.

 Castle : And then someone sneaks in and kills him with a needle. Weird.

 Beckett : - How're the Dysons doing? - Mom and Dad are pretty shaken up.

 Esposito : Just people from work, daughter's school, stuff like that.

 Detective Kevin Ryan : Dysons found this in the kitchen. Said it's not theirs.

 Beckett : See if any of the deleted photos can tell us who he is.

 Castle : Guys, seriously, if you breathe a word of this, I swear I will make you...

 Beckett : Anything back from the Dysons' workplace or the kid's school?

 Coonan : That's right. You do need me. Now, back him off, or Castle dies.

 Lanie : - probably during the struggle. - Any idea what made them?

 Beckett : How does someone like you hook up with a superstar like Mandy?

 Jesse Jones : Like all the other pretty little rich girls who come to me for their ink,

 Beckett : So I read online that the two of you were stormy, and it didn't end well.

 Beckett : You trashed her apartment, made some pretty serious threats.

 Beckett : Until two nights ago, when you guys hooked up. How'd that happen?

 Jesse : She came in, threw herself at me like old times, and I obliged.

 Beckett : How'd you take it when right after that photo of you two appeared,

 Beckett : Where were you last night between 10 : 00 and 11 : 00?

 House : If the pills ran my life, I'd agree with you, but it's my leg that's busy calendaring what I can't do.

 House : Right. I never had an infarction in my leg. No dead muscle, no nerve damage.

 House : About how big your ass has gotten lately? Not me. I defend it.

You can't go a week without the drugs. No, I don't wanna go without the drugs.

 Cuddy : If you're just getting off pain medication, it will hurt.

 Beckett : She was in the Hamptons. She's not supposed to be here.

 Martha : Well, I wanted to talk to you about your daughter's many fine qualities.

 Martha : that our Alexis is a paragon of grace, and good sense, and maturity,

 Martha : although where she got those qualities, I do not know.

 Martha : Well, the graduation festivities got a tad out of hand,

 Martha : and Alexis called me from the party, I drove into town, I picked her up.

I was wearing my "I Heart Ross" sandwich board and ringing my bell.

That's the same drink I made myself right after I shot my husband.

 James Wilson : This is exactly what I said would happen. It's in her brain now.

 James Wilson : You went behind my back. You went behind House's back.

 Greg House : Auto-immune fits best. Crash trauma could've set it off.

 Greg House : Start her on prednisone, then we'll warm her up again.

Yeah, and I said you could study me because I'm a tiny living thing.

 Penny : -Yeah, well, it's your fault. -I had to ask, you didn't have to say yes.

 Wilson : Sounds to me like someone's going to get some yummy chocolate.

 House : Our patient can either go through life with the world's longest umbilical cord,

 Masters : I keep my job if I stand up to you, I keep it if I don't.

 House : When Cuddy was protecting me before, she was protecting a doctor.

 Beckett : I don't understand why that would change how I see you.

 Castle : The teacher read the paper to the entire class as an example of great writing.

 Castle : I wrote and wrote, trying to be as great as everyone thought I was,

 Siobhan : This Kevin Ryan guy, I wish I would've met him sooner.

 Jenny : Good, because I need to know that you're gonna be here.

 Jenny : Especially after the test results we got back from the fertility doctor.

 Penny : If it's such a big deal, how come the biggest celebrity

 Phoebe : And if I keep living here, I don't see that happening.

 Joey : Now I know that you think being awake is an important part of friendship.

 Sheldon : ...and the East Coast feed of the Disney Channel on 290.

 Howard : Haven't you ever been told how beautiful you are in flawless Russian?

 Sheldon : - He can't talk to women. - He can't talk to attractive women.

 Penny : If it gets here and I'm not here, could you sign for it and put it in?

 Robin : to work for a big-time cable news channel like World Wide News.

 Ted : I thought you finally got that interview at World Wide News.

 Howard : At least my mother made her boyfriend climb out the window.

 Penny : All right, standard state fair pie-eating contest rules are...

 Leonard : You either stick your face in that pie, or I'm gonna stick that pie in your face.

 Andie : - Sat monitor. - A pro. Don't have to explain anything.

 Andie : - Central line for the chemo. - Yeah. Doesn't hurt, does it?

Instead of an IV, it saves me a lot of time and a bunch of needle sticks.

Oh, I don't think I've ever heard anyone say they like their central line before.

 Andie : Doesn't matter what the walls look like, you're still looking for cancer.

 Chase : Not today. We're looking for an infection. But I get your point.

 Nurse : - You've only been here 20 minutes. - I can't slip anything by you, can I?

 Nurse : - There's a patient in One. - Nah, I'm taking a sick day.

 House : I can't check out this guy's seeping gonorrhea this close to lunch.

 House : You'll need someone who can give you something I can't.

 Foreman : There's nothing to fight over if you never talk about anything.

This kind of psycho-crap help get your patients through the long nights?

 House [turning On Him.] : Tough love make you feel good? Helping people feel their pain?

 Wilson : You're so afraid if you change, you'll lose what makes you special.

 Wilson : Being miserable doesn't make you better than anybody else, House.

 Castle : I feel like Michael finding the gun taped behind the toilet.

 Castle cont'd : You might want to tell Ryan and Esposito to hang back.

 Castle cont'd : They just sent a text. It says, "We're watching you. "

 Beckett : Okay, so they can see you. That doesn't change anything.

They want me to leave the bag at the shoeshine stand and exit out the side.

How cool is it that the next time you see Chandler you'll be walking down the aisle?

Honey, it's not gonna be over. You're gonna be married to Chandler.

 Phoebe : The ground-up flesh of formerly cute cows and turkeys.

 Howard : I don't know, all Apple does is change the size of things

 Leonard : The same reason we don't do a lot of fun stuff... you.

"Hey baby, wanna go look for houses in neighborhoods with good schools"?

 Penny : You can't take something like that back. What are we supposed to do now?

 Leonard : Okay, at some point, we'll look back and this is going to be a funny story.

 Sam interrupting Him : No. You were right. I was selfish back then.

 Foreman : I find your strong attachment to a working democracy to be extremely sexy.

 Kutner : Relax. He also implied my bedside manner was a little off.

 Taub : How can you know the truth? You could ask for the truth.

 House : You know, it's amazing the way people cling on to insults.

 Ross : So you weren't trying to entice me just now with your nakedness?

 Beckett : his ex-girlfriend took a few of his things, and he wants 'em back.

 Castle : And he needs the garage door opener to get into her place?

 Beckett : Because her truck is parked right outside of her bar,

 Beckett : I won't. Look, Castle, he's got me over a barrel here.

 Christina : When I found you yesterday, I thought I was too late.

 Wilson : Did you get this before or after your date with Cuddy?

l have spent my whole life trying to bring order to the universe...

 Sheldon : But all my efforts, our dinner schedule, my pajama rotation...

 Leonard : Good. I'm taking that disgusting chart off the fridge.

 House : they grab onto your bowel, they live, they grow up, they reproduce.

Reproduce? There's only one lesion, and it's nowhere near her bowel.

 House : Unlike the larvae, the egg can pass right through the walls of the intestines into the bloodstream.

 House : As long as it's healthy, the immune system doesn't even know it's there.

 House : The worm builds a wall, uses secretions to shut down the body's immune response and control fluid flow.

 House : And as it dies, this parasite loses the ability to control the host's defenses.

The immune system wakes up, attacks the worm, and everything starts to swell.

 Chase : - It's only abnormal in 30% of cases. - Proving nothing.

No, no, no, no. It... Don't you see? It fits. It's perfect. It explains everything.

 Wilson : - But it proves nothing. - I can prove it by treating it.

 Wilson : I was just with her. She doesn't want any more treatments.

 Wilson : She doesn't want any more experiments. She wants to go home and die.

 Amy : Well, I'd been thinking about a cellular automata approach

 Amy : and I thought it might have some interesting applications

 Reggie Blake : We get a lot of nutbars hanging around the block.

 Reggie : Look, I told you. I didn't have anything to do with her murder.

 Ryan : And yet, we have witnesses that saw Mandy get into your car

 Ryan : to be driving by the hospital right after Mandy's segment ended?

 Reggie : I was stopping by the toy drive. I'm telling you, we were just friends.

 Ryan : why didn't she want her co-workers to find out about you?

 Reggie : I'm a professional athlete, she's the blonde weather girl.

 Rachel : We were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react.

Let's clear out of here and let these lovebirds get back to business.

 Castle : his father was killed at the Westlake vacation home in Puerto Rico.

 Castle : How is the tragic death of Damian's father, over two decades ago,

 Beckett : Castle, it's one thing for you to look out for your friend,

 Beckett : it's a completely different story when you hide vital information from me.

 Castle : And since he was never arrested, and that case is still unsolved,

 Castle : I'm guessing those cops have a lot of theories and no evidence.

 Beckett : you'd be asking me why I hadn't already slapped the cuffs on him.

 Castle : and I'm telling you, you are way off base on this one.

 Beckett : Castle, you are too close to this one. You need to go home! Now!

 Amy : A colleague of mine did her graduate thesis on the fungus

 Penny : I don't know if I would call this an actual slumber party.

I'm having a party on Friday and I was hoping you would stop by.

 Sheldon : You accept an invitation to a party at the home of my sworn enemy.

 Sheldon : And when we don't show, he looks the fooI. Fiendishly clever.

 Sheldon : And then declaring the party a fiasco and storming out...

 Sheldon : ...leaving him humiliated in front of his guests. Love it.

 Leonard : No, I was gonna grab Raj and Howard and have a good time.

 Marshall : Letting her take care of me is how I'm taking care of her.

 Elizabeth : When we consider the brightness of pulsating variable stars...

 Elizabeth : ...for some of the discrepancies found in Hubble's constant.

 Rachel : Did you beat him at a board game? He's such a baby when he loses.

 Phoebe : That game should not be played without my supervision.

 House : No. She said to keep her out of it, do what we need to do.

 House : Look, I know what I'm suggesting is completely screwed up.

 House : That's because this situation is completely screwed up.

I'll make a better impression when I don't have 20 hours of plane on me.

 Ross : We haven't seen each other since then. I land in China...

 Rachel : Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?

 Ross : I can't believe we're gonna be the only people not in the wedding.

 Chandler : - I know. I hate being left out of things. - And it's a wedding.

We're sitting here, alone, doing nothing. It's our rehearsal for tomorrow.

 Beckett : It's because it was Stuckey's apartment that Random broke into

 Beckett : He was murdered last night. We found your fingerprints in his office.

 Stuckey : Do you believe an old dog can learn new tricks, Detective?

 Penny : Not a lot of people know this, but the monoamine oxidase enzyme

 Penny : Sheldon, I don't understand. I thought you were fine with it.

 Sheldon : Well, I was. But that was before Howard explained to me

 Sheldon : how awful it would be if he had to work with his significant other.

 Sheldon : He just thinks too much of you would be mind-numbingly tedious.

Two, if you wanna burn his clothing, stay away from synthetic fabrics.

 Chase : Enough organization, enough lists, you think you can control the uncontrollable.

 Chase : Fix her meds, fix her clothes, maybe you can even fix her.

There goes Cameron's theory. Oh, God, I hope it's not a vitamin "K" deficiency.

 Luke : I checked it out. I looked on the box. All the nutritional values are solid.

 Philip Dagmar : I suppose we're the closest thing to family that Whitney has.

 Lenanne : She did say she was going to take some time off from her internship.

I have whittled it down to three possibilities as to what that means

 Beckett : And I am sure that none of them will be a waste of my time.

Well, of course I'm right. What are the odds I'd be wrong twice in one week?

 Sheldon : I just said that-- This conversation has started to circle. Meeting adjourned.

 Sheldon : Oh, you'd like to catch up on the events of the day. All right.

 Sheldon : Well, there was a half-hour wait at the bank to get into my safe-deposit box.

 Sheldon : I was forced to talk to Penny about your sexual problems.

 Sheldon : And, oh, yes, in a moment filled with biblical resonance...

 Leonard : Wait a minute. You talked to Penny about our sex life?

 Sheldon : Leonard, it astonishes me how you continually fixate on the trivial.

 Bernadette : You better not change, because I love who you are.

 Bernadette : Now, will you need help cleaning all this up when you're done

 Penny : and the other train could take me to an audition for a movie,

 Foreman : Sure. That's the same as the brain shouting, "You have pancreatic cancer."

 Taub : She was screaming she was being sucked into a black hole.

 Foreman : Get an MRA with contrast to see if she has an aneurysm.

 Foreman : Unless you think Cuddy's gonna go for the mind reading.

 Sheldon : ...has agreed to engage with me in a gentlemanly battle of wits.

 Sheldon : And I'm spanking him so hard, his grad students won't be able to sit down.

 Amy : You know, when one male dominates another, his testosterone level rises.

Ooh! My friend Stephen just played the word "act" for 18 points.

 Joey : -You know more than one Fun Bobby? -I happen to know a Fun Bob.

I'm the same way. Show me a bottle of wine. And I'm like, Wow, who am I?

 Beckett : - How do you know it was his dog? - Well, why else would he have a bag?

 G. Kilmer : All the canines with ID tags we picked up in the last 24.

 Beckett : We checked it against your DMV photo and it's a positive ID.

 Beckett : But we did manage to get ahold of your ex-wife, Emma Carnes.

 Beckett : of putting together the details, which would be great for you

 Mr. Geller : Maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I could

 13 : Loves the smell of freshly baked rhubarb pie and isn't afraid to love.

 Kutner : He needs the meds and the tub. Just to keep him stable.

 House : Find the rest of the gang. Tell them to meet me at the lecture hall.

 Kutner : The guy likes warm, swirling water. Didn't know that was diagnostic.

 Penny : Your friend's really cute. Anything going on with you two?

 Sheldon : He asked her out once. It was an embarrassing failure.

How could she take your order when you're too neurotic to talk to her?

 Sheldon : ...would constitute a couple that others might consider cute.

An alternate and less likely interpretation is that you could manufacture one.

 Leonard : If Penny didn't know that Leslie had turned me down...

...then that would mean that she, Penny, thought I should ask her, Leslie, out...

 Leonard : But while thinking, "Good, Leonard remains available."

 Sheldon : You're talking to one of the three men in the West...

 Thirteen : Also irrelevant. Couldn't cause any of the symptoms.

 Taub : If he's got multiple AVMs, screwed up blood flow would explain everything.

 Foreman : We'll have to do targeted scans with contrast, and then embolize each one.

 House : The spell-correct on Kutner's phone has got a hair-trigger.

 House : You took a walk in 45-degree weather and you left your coat behind.

 House : I think you wanted to feel what it would be like to be homeless

 Wilson : but he'd still think a professor was out to get him because he got a B,

 Wilson : or he would fight with his roommates because he never showered.

God, is that what this is all about? You bring her up here to get back at me?

No, actually, see, l had to pee because l can't use public bathrooms...

-...because of the doody parasites. -Okay, Michelle, it's time to go.

l can't believe you are making a big deal about this. lt was one kiss!

 House : Of course not. There's no way your selling out your integrity

 House : I'm protecting myself from meddling bureaucrats and parents.

 Wilson : She had a horrible home life so she went out on her own.

 House : I've always dreamed of living in an abandoned house with mold.

 Wilson : House, all I'm accusing you of is having a connection with a patient.

 House : like two full baths, instead of just the joy of outbidding Cuddy.

 Thirteen : The guy has no recollection of this entire incident.

 House : Those are the ones that get hit in the head a lot, right?

 Monica : I dropped a pen in my lap, and it left an ink stain on the crotch.

 Monica : When she comes back, I will find it and show you that stain!

Isn't it possible the company that sold the jeans made more than just the one pair?

Shouldn't we give her the benefit of the doubt before we snoop around her crotch?

 Eric : Sorry. I just saw Ursula. I had to get the engagement ring back.

And then prior to her death, she was seen getting into your car.

Has him there from a few minutes after 10 : 00 till about midnight

But the salient point here is that Brad Williams just alibied out.

 Sheldon : Yeah, I've learned that if you never say you're sorry,

 Receptionist : And as you probably already know, this is Leonard Hayes.

No, l wasn't making fun of you. l think you were great in those commercials.

 Beckett : And after some time with them, you might find yourself a changed man.

 Phoebe : Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress.

If I don't come out, it's because I've choked to death on the potpourri stink.

You hold her nose, I'll blow in her mouth and the kid'll just.. out of her.

Maybe.... l don't know. Maybe we can watch a movie or something.

Now that l'm back, why don't you just fill me in on what you've been up to.

Well, l've changed your screen saver from that picture of *NSYNC.

 Beckett : - Is that why you ran? - My visa is expired many years before.

 Beckett : Well, we're not interested in your immigration status.

 Beckett : We'd like to ask you a few questions about your ex-wife.

 Teodor Hajek : I was home asleep. I work double shift and was tired.

 Beckett : - Can anyone verify that? - Maybe neighbors saw, I don't know.

 Beckett : We have a domestic disturbance complaint from two years ago

 Beckett : involving you and your wife. Would you mind telling us about that?

 Teodor Hajek : She wanted to leave me. I didn't want her to go.

 Teodor Hajek : Because too much I remind her of Martin, our son.

 Beckett : - I'm very sorry to hear that. - It tore her heart away.

But the sickness was in him even then. There was nothing we could do.

 House his Voice Goes From Panicky To Upset Upon This Conversation. : You're killing me.

 Broda : The suit will protect you if you haven't already been exposed.

But you have to understand, your "nice thing" makes us feel about this big.

 Chandler : If you guys feel this big, maybe that's not our fault.

 Esposito : This place is empty. You really think this is where they went?

 Beckett : If they knew that Emilio was cheating, that would be motive.

 Castle : Maybe they found out that Vivien was investigating his death.

 Ryan : They also have an alibi for the evening Vivien was killed.

 Ryan : Uniforms canvassed the restaurant where they were dining with friends.

 Beckett : No matter what happens, we will never speak of this again.

 Monica : - You know, I would give her up for you. - No, I couldn't let you do that.

 Phoebe : - Tails. Monica, she's yours. - No, that landed in your food.

 Beckett : Yeah. No, I mean, she only comes from the country that created the mythology.

 Beckett : I swear she just said that it wasn't that mysterious.

 Castle : Because ninjas never leave a trace. I know what I saw.

 Castle : The athleticism, the grace, the agility. He was like a...

 Beckett : Yeah. No, actually, a ballet dancer could move like our alleged ninja did.

 Esposito : I talked to the dancers who lived with Jade back at the dorms.

 Beckett : Of course. We can't let facts get in the way of a good story.

 Esposito : Turns out that Lee had a thing for Jade, but she just didn't feel the same way.

and yesterday, one of the other dancers overheard Lee threatening to kill Jade.

 Beckett : What do you mean? Like, he's got martial arts training?

 Chandler : ...you'll find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.

 Sheldon : check out this sexy number from the former Soviet Union.

 Brooke : But perhaps the bigger mystery is the one that surrounds you.

 Brooke : What do you say to fans who chalk your disappearance up to cold feet?

 Castle : Well, I would say that they don't know what they're talking about.

 Castle : Well, this isn't a novel, Brooke. This actually happened.

 Wilson : It's probably her moral revulsion at housewarming gifts.

 House : I've tried 15 different massage therapists in the last few years.

 Cuddy : getting a massage from a hooker you used to have sex with?

 House : Why would I give up one who definitely works for one who might work?

 Chase : Well, she's stable but it's too early to tell if the pralidoxime is working.

 Chase : Come on, go home. You can't re-cram all of med school right now.

 Beckett : - What is my incentive to cut a deal? - You don't have them on the murder.

But this guy, he got three quarters of a mil worth of our coke in his stomach,

 Esposito's Guy : We went to find him. That's when we heard the sirens. Lots of them.

 Luthor : We go downstairs, walk up the block and guess what we see?

 Ryan's Guy : I mean, the guy owed. He was fourth and long with the clock running out.

No, no, no, no. I'm gonna need more. I'm gonna need to know who vouched.

 Esposito : Or do you just do business with every desperate white boy

 Ted : Really? That's your take-away? Nothing on the bear in the bra?

 Judy : if you're coming to Florida this summer. Are you coming?

 Beckett : Lanie, you're just picking up on things that are similar with the victim.

 Beckett : Okay. All right. I've seen this before. It means "inner strength."

 Lanie : Somebody went out of their way to make her look like me.

 Esposito : So you're saying that Pam Hodges was trying to look like Lanie?

 Beckett : Given the tattoo and the surgery, I just don't see another explanation.

 Sheldon : in helping us recreate an actual athletic experience.

 Sheldon : I know Mr. Data isn't supposed to smile, but here it comes.

 Leonard dressed as Captain Picard : Yeah, I'm sweating my bald cap off.

 Alexis Castle : What about Ashley? I mean, shouldn't I tell him?

 Martha Rodgers : Darling, in matters of the heart, it's best not to over think things.

 Richard Castle : That's your advice, Mother? With your track record?

 Richard Castle : What chasm of doom has she led you to by way of her tips on romance?

 Martha : As it happens, we were discussing secret admirer etiquette.

 Alexis : I always thought it was silly, but now I'm kind of intrigued.

 Castle : How exactly does a secret admirer express his admiration?

"a shard of sunlight glanced off your rope of flaxen hair and set it aglow.

 MVO : We convince ourselves it's better that we never dream at all.

 MVO : Or we find ourselves faced with a fresh dream we never considered.

-Isn't that why you guys are here? -Yes. Why else would we be here?

 House : Well, either Foreman is here as the two of you discussed,

 Foreman : Find another one. It took you eight hours to find that one.

 Thirteen : The point is, why didn't you tell me you were doing this?

 Thirteen : That's what this is about. It's about you taking control.

 Thirteen : It's about you not being able to handle me saving your ass.

 Foreman : You wanted to offer to save me, so you wouldn't feel guilty.

 Foreman : You knew I'd say no. That's why you're so mad right now.

 House : Well, either you can go after her and try and patch things up,

 Sheldon : ...at the Verbatim Corporation in 1989, congratulations, you just made the list.

 Bernadette : I don't want to be the person who stands between you and your dreams.

 Bernadette : If going into space means that much I will never say another word about it.

 Bernadette : I just forgot to brush my teeth. I'll be right back.

 Wilson : It's like a gay person being told they're really straight.

 Wilson : Yeah, why bother telling a guy he has a tumor growing in his head?

 Wilson : He'll notice it eventually when it starts leaking out his ears.

You always do this. You meddle and force me into impossible situations.

 House : Not worth more than my honor, but delightful all the same.

 Park : My college roommate is the editor of the Yale Law Review.

 House : He said, "I've been working at this hospital for 15 years

 Park : You already knew Andrews was drinking that night, didn't you?

 Charlie : No, but he did just win the MacArthur ''genius grant.''

...l put chopsticks in my mouth and pretended to be a woolly mammoth.

 Sheldon : You know, I mean, God did take time out of his busy schedule

 Sheldon : Now, while you scold us, I'm going to get a knife and a fork.

 Robin, in a high-pitched voice : I hope this drink isn't teething,

 Robin, in a high-pitched voice : 'cause it's about to get nursed.

 Marshall, to the girl Barney is talking to : You're about to be the 250th girl that Barney has slept with.

 Monica : Well, if it annoys you so much, then why do you do it?

 Ross : No, I'm sure you have a great excuse. What was it, a hair appointment?

 Ross : - I mean, you can't be alone right now. - No, come on, I'm totally okay.

 Rachel : - I can totally handle this on my own. - Still, still, let me come for me.

 Charlie : Thank you so much for taking the time to show me around.

lf l weren't doing this, l'd just, you know, be at the gym working out.

 Charlie : ...on the connection between geographic isolation and rapid mutagenesis.

 Ross : Well, he's obviously late, and the rule in my class is : 

And, oh, yeah, if it really is hep 'E', we're not actually giving him hep 'E' medication.

 Foreman : So it's gonna make him worse, not better." Think he'll go for that?

 Chase : House always pulls these stunts, and he's right more often...

 Foreman : He's delaying treatment because of a one-in-a-million chance that even he doesn't think is the problem.

 Chandler : And then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends?

 House : just so that her mom doesn't have to cry quite so soon.

 Wilson : She stole that kiss from Chase. What have you done lately?

 Beckett : They're on their way to Central Booking to pick up Random

Come on, Castle, every uniform in the city's got Stuckey's photo.

 Beckett : it's that sometimes the best way to crack a case is by taking a break.

 Beckett : All they ever taught us in the Academy was how to do paperwork.

 Leonard : ...the dark matter signal found in sodium-iodide crystals by the Italians.

Okay, just for the record, we're not in an ersatz homosexual relationship.

- Why is it always my responsibility? - Oh, it's not always your responsibility.

 Raj : I swear, this is the same thing you did at the comic book store last week.

Narrator : And that little web site went on to get 400,000 hits.

 Byford : Though it is true that during the American Revolution,

 Byford : Like the British gold left behind when they lost the war.

 Byford : Or the missing half-dimes, the first coins minted by the U.S. Treasury.

 Professor Jason Byford : She wanted to know if it was connected to the symbols.

 Byford : well, I snuck a picture of it while she wasn't looking.

"I, Theodore Rose, of New York City, a loyal patriot of sound mind and body,

 Byford : She didn't say, but according to the date and seal, it was written in 1798.

I can't bring you one because you're no longer a patient at this hospital.

 George : According to your chart, you have a room at the Sugar Maple Nursing Home.

Yumi Miyazaki, 22. Presented this morning with persistent hiccups.

She was given 50 chlorpromazine which stopped them, but then they returned,

 Izzie : so she needs a surgical consult to rule out esophageal perforation.

l was certain the first time l got married it'd last forever. l was wrong.

Are you okay with that? lf not, maybe us moving in together isn't the best idea.

Yeah. l don't know who l was kidding. l can barely use chopsticks.

 Cameron : The Hartig and Chen-Lupino babies, their kidneys are shutting down.

 House : Which means the antibiotics are causing the kidney failure.

 Foreman : You're the nephrologist. Which one did it? We'll take 'em off that one.

 Foreman : Don't tell me both vancomycin and aztreonam. - They both can cause this.

We can't take 'em off the antibiotics though. They'll die of the infection.

 Cameron : If we leave them on both the antibiotics, they'll die of kidney failure.

 Chase : So, we take our best guess then. Which drug's causing the kidney failure?

It's like I said, it's always MRSA in hospitals. Take them off aztreonam.

 Cameron : I still think it's the pseudomonas. I vote to take them off the vancomycin.

 Lanie : Her blood's been drained, there's an incision on her left side,

 Lanie : Someone hit her in the back of the head. She never saw it coming.

 Beckett : Dental records confirm that the body is Nicole Graham,

 Montgomery : I thought this girl was killed by an animal in the jungle.

 Castle : It seemed obvious to the Mexican authorities what had happened.

 Montgomery : Instead, somebody killed her and turned her into a mummy?

 Castle : Hide it in plain sight, ship it out with the other artifacts.

 Beckett : And then that suspicion must have tipped off our killer,

 Beckett : who had to murder Medina in order to keep the secret safe.

 Castle : skip the part where you prove only you could have covered it up.

 Beckett : We're talking about Nicole Graham. You killed her in Mexico

 Beckett : and then you mummified her body in order to cover it up.

 BURKE : Some stretching, some air and some coffee. Anybody want any coffee?

 CHRISTINA : - Please have a seat. - Right. Just a second. Coffee.

 MRS. BURKE : I think that you're a very smart, very attractive young woman.

 MRS. BURKE : You pulled him out of his sick bed because you were uncomfortable.

 MRS. BURKE : That's selfish. You're selfish, and my son is giving.

 MRS. BURKE : And the combination... Well... it's not gonna last.

A small team of low-level terrorists quietly living in some suburb of Buffalo,

Are you trying to say the tumor threw a clot before we removed it?

 Wilson : - She's gonna die. - The clot's not gonna go away quietly.

 Sarah : The girl who sells the most wins a trip to Space Camp...

 Sarah : Yeah. My dad says if I spend as much time helping him clean apartments...

 Ross : I think you'd have to clean a whole lot of apartments to go all the way to India.

 Ross : Say, how many more boxes would you have to sell in order to win?

 Marshall : This is awesome. You're designing our new headquarters.

 Lily : But designing a building in New York City is your lifelong dream.

 Marshall : I mean, yes, his design was flawed in the sense that a single bullet

 Marshall : fired into a particular vent would explode the whole thing.

 Marshall : But that won't happen on your watch. Because you're Ted Mosby!

 House : I just hope the bubble test is positive. Or it's no more Mr. Nice Guy.

 Kutner : We gave van Gogh chelation therapy. Turned him into a house painter.

 Cameron : Just because I don't think he's Hitler doesn't mean I slept with him.

 Cameron : I don't sleep with everyone who's better than Hitler.

 Foreman : He respected our opinions, he mocked himself, he was civil, he shared.

But he was irrelevant in that diagnosis, he had no opinion of his own.

 Chase : You had no choice, you had to treat him. What's done is done.

 House : You know that thing I was going to tell you? I gotta tell you.

 Bernadette : Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

Hey, I just figured Joseph's the kind of guy who likes to mix it up.

 Monica : This is for the scratchy twins. I taped oven mitts to their hands.

 Richard : You know, I like the way you have efficiently folded this tab under.

 Richard : See, in a tape emergency you could shave valuable seconds off your time.

...but I just recently got out of a really serious relationship.

The thing is, is that right now I'm just in a place in my life...

- I so want to be attracted to you. - But you're not. Okay. Good.

You know what? Don't be. It's... Don't be, because it's not so bad.

 Stuart : Of course it is. It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable.

 Stuart : But returning to the original issue, Dick Grayson became Nightwing.

With my allergies, one kiss would put me in Cedars-Sinai for a week.

 Howard : You want the one in the whiplash collar or the one who keeps blinking?

 Beckett : So we lie to him. Tell him that our witness ID'd him.

 Esposito : Nothing on Gage, but remember you asked me to look for a link

 Esposito : between Tracy McGrath and some guy named Nelson Blakely?

went on a whitewater rafting trip with a Dr. Blakely, their professor.

 Castle : I don't think the pieces have anything to do with the game.

 Lanie Parish : Hopefully, we will in a minute. In the meantime,

 Lanie Parish : I can give you a pretty good idea of how she died.

 Lanie : she was put in the dumpster right after she was killed.

 Beckett : And she's wearing a nightgown. She couldn't have come from very far.

 Ryan : No, that was her last known contact with law enforcement.

 Beckett : Maybe she was hanging out with someone that knows who killed her.

 Ryan : No associates listed, but I do have Susan Watts's address.

 Bernadette : You don't think she'd actually send you something gross

 Amy : You don't need to be pregnant to smell that load of crap.

 House : he boarded a flight which is pressurized to 8,000 feet above sea level.

 House : Tell the pilot to dive until we can club baby seals out of the window.

 Chase : Fifty years ago, it was one estate. The two homes shared an electrical system.

 Chase : the poison gas flowed through the old pipe and into your house.

 Chase : The scopolamine patch was masking the effects of the poison.

 Wilson : You'll have to stay here for a few more days, but after that you should be fine.

 Castle : I went to a rundown building, going to meet Stephen King,

 Judah : Said I inherited the building from my uncle who passed away a year ago.

 Simon : Except it was supposedly my cousin who died a few months ago.

 Todd : There's a sticky substance on my arms. Do you guys have that?

 Castle : You know, when I was in that hallway and the lights went out,

 Castle : the last thing I remember was a sharp pain in my shoulder.

 House : But ability isn't always enough. Just ask Yngwie Malmsteen.

 House : No, this is me helping me, and amusing myself at your expense.

 Tommy : I just want to do everything I can to protect my family.

 Esposito : there's no way to tell where that money came from or where it went.

 Beckett : responsible for Cordero's death and we can't track it,

 Gates : And your informant went to a great deal of trouble to keep it secret.

 Weston : And given the lengths he went to hide the transaction,

 Gates : Then I'm going to need access to Peter Cordero's wire recordings.

 Gates : - that's relevant to his murder. - We went through them.

 Beckett : Captain Montgomery once said to me that for us, there is no victory,

 Emily : I just wanted to say how sorry I am about tonight, and...

 Raj : Look, you and I haven't made any commitments to each other.

 Emily : If I saw you out with another woman, I'd be pretty upset.

 Raj : Not just for being upset, but for believing that could happen.

 Sheldon : A straitjacket, 'cause 72's the best and you're crazy.

 House : Would you or would you not pull an ass out of a pit on the Sabbath?

 Robin : Lily, I have pounded three cappuccinos waiting for you.

 Beckett : I thought I saw something when the camera was falling.

 Beckett : Stop! Right there. Out the window, in the background.

 Jim Wheeler : I just don't understand. Everything seemed on the up and up.

 Chandler : I understand if you never want to sleep with me again.

 Addison : Derek, please. She has nobody. She needs someone to fight for her.

 Addison watching Derek leave the NICU unit : Fine, Derek. Walk away.

 Addison watching Derek leave the NICU unit : It's what you do best.

 Burke : I've enjoyed the opportunity to show you my capabilities in this arena,

 Richard : But I'm back now and I don't plan on going anywhere anytime soon.

 Meredith : - Welcome back, Chief. - It's good to be back, Dr. Grey.

Sorry I didn't say sooner. I know you were close, but she made me promise.

 Meredith : She seems to be reliving the heyday of her residency a lot these days.

 Meredith : And I just thought maybe if you could stop by and say hello

I mean, doesn't she, you know, have any other stripper-mom friends of her own?

 Chandler : Either that or you just turned him on and sent him to a stripper.

 Man : You think there's no one finer Your poems are unpublished

 Quartet : - You are just a butt-munch - No one likes a butt-munch!

Howard, if I were to ask Leslie Winkle out, it would just be for dinner.

I'm not gonna walk into the lab, ask her to strip naked and dance for me.

 Lesley : I'm trying to see how long it takes a 500-kilowatt oxygen-iodine laser...

 Leonard : Anyway, I was thinking more of a biosocial exploration...

 Leonard : ...of our colleague/friendship paradigm with the addition of a date-like component.

"they see me practically every day. I can change the charts later.

 Melissa Talbot : Cameron, please tell me you didn't kill that woman.

 Melissa Talbot : Please, God, tell me you didn't kill that woman.

 Dr. Talbot : I couldn't let her destroy our lives. I couldn't let her take him away.

 Beckett : to get rid of anything else that connected the two of them.

 Beckett : it's Eliska Sokol who deserves the credit for the detective work.

 Castle : The way we figure it, she got the job on the hospital cleaning crew

 Joey : ...and he was thinking maybe this time you don't hit Drake.

Rise to the challenge, Tribbiani, because l just raised the bar.

Yeah, you can fire her, but l would call security. She won't go easy.

 Chandler : Yes, you can. You just make the faces and the noises.

 Castle : But why are the murders happening now, seven years later?

 Becktt : Well, maybe after all these years, someone found this photo.

 Becktt : Esposito, can you look into Owen's family and friends?

 Charlotte : and the next thing you know I'm being pushed to the floor.

 Castle : What does he have on you? What happened to Owen that night?

 Howard's Mother : It turns out you can forget how to ride a bike.

 Howard's Mother : I'm fine, but, oy, did Sam Harpootian eat gravel.

MRS. WOLOWITZ : What's great about an 80-year-old Armenian man...

l'm getting new headshots taken. So l went to get my eyebrows shaped.

Look, it hurt so bad, l could only let her do one eyebrow, and now...

 Joey : Fill in the skinny one so l don't look stupid for my pictures.

 Karl chuckles : But sometimes, no matter how much you love someone,

ECMO is too dangerous. We're gonna have to keep her going on epi.

 Meredith : I can't believe you would consider moving out of your trailer.

l don't think l have to hear the rest. Advertising makes perfect sense.

 Monica : You call eight hours alone with my label maker wasted time?

 Chandler : ''A grape. Because who can get a watermelon in your mouth?''

 Monica : ''Socks. Because your family's feet deserve the best.''

 Castle : if we don't figure this out, Emma is going away for life.

 Castle : What about her Scotch bottle? Did the lab report come back?

 Ryan : Lanie just texted. There's no evidence of any drugs or sedatives.

 Esposito : Far from it. Guess what we found at Angelo's apartment?

 Esposito : compares to his big house on Overlook Road in Scarsdale.

 Beckett : - he's a client of Kirkpatrick and Young? - That's right.

 Gates : You ordered Aaron Stokes in for questioning? Are you serious?

 Esposito : You told us to build our case, and Mr. Stokes is where it went.

 Gates : who happens to be golfing buddies with the Police Commissioner!

 Chandler : where it went back. I'm sorry, I'm very sorry, I'm sorry.

there'll be computers carrying out the same number of functions...

 Beckett : So, Darius, according to Regina Cane's party planner,

 Beckett : you made a last minute phone call to get in the party.

 Carson : I know you ain't a cop with that fancy shirt and poofy hair.

 Beckett : we know that you fought with her that night, and then she turned up dead.

 Carson : I threw a party at my crib last week. I hired DJ Beat to spin.

 Carson : The next day, my girl, Dakota, realized her diamond bracelet is missing.

 Beckett : and when she ran, you followed her and you killed her.

All right, well, I'm gonna have to hold you while we look into that.

 Alex : So, stop whining and tell me if you find a pregnant chick.

 Alex : I'm not good with people. They should let me stick to patients.

 Richard : Now remember, Stevens, that drill isn'tjust going to stop

 Richard : like a neurosurgical drill. So as soon as you feel the release in pressure,

 Sheldon : ...regarding the check-engine light to be very troubling.

 Sheldon : I have to tell you that while I do have a theoretical understanding...

 Sheldon : ...I'm not sure I'm capable of performing diagnostics.

 Leonard : Sheldon, I told you, I only have access to the free-electron laser at night.

 Guy 2 : From any and all responsibility should you harm yourself

 Marshall : I didn't want to ruin the party for everybody this early,

 Marshall : Um... Lily actually called off the wedding this summer

 Leonard : I understand your impulse to try to physically intimidate me.

 Leonard : You can't compete with me on an intellectual level...

 Leonard : ...but some of us have climbed a little higher on the evolutionary tree.

 Kurt : You know, you use a lot of big words for such a little dwarf.

 Leonard : Are misfiring neurons in your hippocampus preventing the conversion...

 Chandler : One of the lifeguards was just about to dismantle a nuclear device.

You know, you don't deserve this. You don't, Ross. You're really...

 Manager : - I am so sorry to bother you. - Nope, not a problem.

 Manager : and it doesn't seem like we're any closer to a diagnosis.

 Manager : I was just wondering if I could help speed things up.

 Cuddy : and he's scheduled for a lumbar puncture at 10 a.m. tomorrow.

 Cuddy : Jeff is used to doing whatever he has to to be first, isn't he?

 Manager : I hear you've been raising funds for your nuclear medicine department

 Foreman : The lumbar puncture will tell us what kind of infection you've got.

- How was the comic-book store? - Fine. The new issue of Flash is out.

 Sheldon : They don't talk incessantly for no particular reason?

 Richard : You don't think it could be uterine cancer, do you? It runs in the family.

 Richard : My wife came into my hospital and you neglected to tell me?

 Richard : We're still married. She's unconscious. There are medical decisions to be made.

 Burke : But, right now, we need to get you up to the surgical floor.

 Joe : Right now the most important thing is making sure that you're OK. All right?

 Sheldon : and you have nothing better to do than drive me to it?

HOWARD [IMITATES CHARLTON HESTON] : Take your stinking paws off my popcorn...

 Penny : Sheldon, you are a grown man. Haven't you ever been sick before?

 Esposito : Probably to destroy any evidence in case it was found.

 Miller : This building's gone. We have to move to a defensive attack.

 Kimball : If we don't hold the line, we could lose the whole block.

 Castle : I think she'd make a great character for my next book.

 Martha : Beckett has made it plain that she's not available, for now.

 Martha : she's smart, she's incredibly attractive, you're intrigued by her.

- That means he knew our victim. - That means he knew the victim.

 Castle : I would say, he probably felt guilty about what he had done,

 Castle : Maybe he was murdered by The Artist Formerly Known As Prince.

 Mrs. Finch : but Paul had been out of the game since he left prison.

 Mrs. Finch : Then a few weeks ago, he said he had to go do something for a friend.

 Mrs. Finch : Paul was a thief, Detective, but he had this sense of honor.

 Castle : So the guy comes out of retirement for one job and ends up dead.

 Rachel : Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.

 Rachel : Do you have anything else you want to get off your chest?

 Rachel : We still have time to talk, and they're not even in the car yet.

and it's never gonna happen if Gates gets wind that I talked to cops.

 Beckett : Here's the deal, Jerry. Whether you talk to us or not,

 Jerry : I work in the kitchen. I snuck him fruit so he could make pruno.

 Esposito : Five total. Gates, the bartender, a waitress and two drunks.

 Howard : But Penny has her number if you wanna text her and get together.

 Sheldon : Come on, hot fudge sundae. Come on, hot fudge sundae.

 Raj : Okay. As soon as she gets here, so she knows I'm cool with it...

 Howard : Maybe we should revisit your lonely, fat guy plan, heh.

 Harris : plates in mint condition. That book's worth several thousand dollars.

 Harris : In the great Darwinian race, I get my just reward, you become roadkill.

A teenage boy with a cranial facial deformity was about to undergo

 Cuddy : a reconstructive procedure, when he had an unexplained cardiac arrest.

 Chase : Until we are able to figure out exactly what is causing the heart block,

 House : See, I became a doctor because of the movie, Patch Adams.

 Foreman : There's no inflammation in the optic nerve and his retina's intact.

 Foreman : The blindness has to have been caused by something in his brain.

 Cameron : Could also explain his lack of concern for his health.

 Cameron : No. Blood sugar, urine dip stick and hemoglobin A1c are normal.

 Wilson : She didn't believe me. She sidestepped my dinner invite.

 House : And a woman would only reject you because she's worried

 Thirteen : means thug life probably isn't what's making him sick.

 Foreman : Normal urinalysis, kidneys impalpable. Is that a new watch?

 Phoebe : I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice...

 Ross : This screen is amazing. Dick Van Dyke is practically life-size.

 House : My doctor says it's okay as long as I don't leave my hospital bed.

 Thirteen : Who's the guy with the notebook who can't decide what to do?

...and I made a teeny-tiny mistake on the specifications for the diverter valve.

 Howard : It's kind of like a jack-in-the-box. No one knows exactly when...

 Howard : ...but at some point, something way worse than a puppet is gonna pop out of that box.

 Howard : ...and pretty soon there's gonna be crap floating all over your nice space station?

 Howard : I'm gonna figure out how to fix it, then I'll tell them.

 Raj : I'm trying. But you have to admit, this is pretty damn funny.

 Sheldon : ...against the banality of a malfunctioning toilet that provides the comic fodder here.

 Annabelle : Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls call him "The Hombre Man."

 George : support me, encourage me and believe in me, and this is how I pay her back?

 Cristina : You follow the plan, and you try and keep your other foot.

 Addison : You spent the whole day watching a fetal monitor and never complained.

Now you can fire me, or bring me up on disciplinary action or whatever.

 Richard : Deserves our help. Couldn't help yourself, could you?

 Richard : Whether or not it'd win you any points, even from me.

 Addison : And Dr. Grey will be back to check on you a little bit later.

 Julie : Just reminds me of someone I don't like. Someone my husband likes a lot.

 Penny : I can't believe Leonard is spending hundreds of dollars

 Bernadette : While they're acting like teenagers, we could do something grown-up.

And l remember all those mornings before you even put on your makeup...

 Ross : Hi, you guys. What's going on? You guys wanna hang out or...?

 Robin : Oh, it's a big diamond, and I'm just not ready to get...

 Robin : I mean, you have to admit it, ted, it was a little weird.

 Ted : Well, come on, it shows I'm brave and bold, like a knight.

only to be hit by a car while writing a speeding ticket on the LIE.

I want to find out where he was and what he was doing last night.

 All Right. Run Leds And Financials And Find Out Where He Was And What He Was Doing Last Night. Ryan : On it.

 Castle : This has to be about something bigger than who has the best pizza.

Burns probably had notes and drafts of his story in his apartment.

If we can find them, we can figure out what he was up to last night.

I'm gonna check with the neighbors, see if anybody heard anything.

 Beckett : Well, whatever he was working on, someone didn't want us to find it.

 Castle : I went to a book signing of his, the one he did on the Sarajevo snipers.

 Robin : It's got me thinking, maybe I should get rid of my dogs.

 Beckett : A sculptor, a vending machine salesman, and a chemistry teacher

Other than they made a bunch of money and got themselves killed.

 Castle : That's our punch line. That's how these people are connected.

 Castle : In counterfeiting, the hardest thing to make is the paper.

 Castle : And those chemicals we found on our victims' bodies...

 Beckett : Were used to whitewash the singles in order to make blank bank notes.

 Beckett : Print larger denominations, for which they need a metal press plate.

 Joey : All right, let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths.

It's so weird to say this, but I just had a great date with Janice.

 Ross : I opened up to her about all the stuff that's been happening to me.

 Esposito : He would have wanted to be invisible from the street.

 Esposito : to a former Special Forces sniper named Marcus Ford.

I'm not spending one more day with someone who's out to sabotage me.

Okay, I'm leaving. Don't worry about me, I'll make it on my own.

 House : - You wear a bikini now? - Yeah. You got a problem with that?

 House : Yeah, that's exactly why I planted a 30-pound tumor on your ovary.

It's not gonna kill me. The only thing surgery is gonna do is change the way I look.

 Wilson : Uh, it would also relieve your heartburn and discomfort.

 Lucille : Yeah, right. Why give an antacid if you can cut someone up...

 Lucille : My husband... loves my body. He can't get enough of it.

You think he's gonna wanna touch me if I look like I've been gutted like a fish?

 Clementine : All she does during recess is run laps around the playground.

 Clementine : She says she's exercising, but everyone knows it's just because no one wants to play with her.

 Clementine : I mean, I'm only her buddy because Ms. Ayers assigned her to me.

 Foreman : So, has she ever said anything to you about diet pills?

 Beckett : Mrs. Forte, I'm Detective Beckett. This is Rick Castle.

 Beckett : somewhere around the time the two of you were having an affair.

 Beckett : Do you really want me to start digging around in your life, Mrs. Forte?

 Beckett : Because that's exactly what I will do. I'll go through your old phone records,

 Elizabeth : I met Sam when I got transferred to the downtown branch.

Scared of taking it to the next level, scared of being found out,

 Foreman : You assaulted that man. Fine. I'll never do it again.

 House : Oh, I'm sure he just went to the little boys' room. Come on, people.

 Chase : There are case reports of Wegener's hitting both the lungs and the spine.

 House : Well, it's not great, but it's better than A.L.S. At least it's treatable.

 Cameron : It's a restraining order. You're not to come within 50 feet of John Henry Giles,

 Cameron : and they've asked the D.A. to file criminal charges for battery.

These are criminal charges. They're not gonna let you take blood to make more tests.

Foreman still got you doing bronchoscopic suctioning for the pneumonia? - Every four hours.

 House : Well, while you're down in his lungs, grab a biopsy. We'll need it to confirm Wegener's.

 House : It's right above the clinic. I'm pretty sure it's 50 feet in any direction.

 House : It's nice having a court order saying you don't have to work clinic duty.

 Du Preez : I didn't know you were the police! I have a right to defend my store.

 Beckett : According to customs, you took possession of two black-tailed pythons.

My suppliers are there. There is nothing illegal about my business.

 Beckett : and we didn't find any invoices indicating that they were sold.

 Esposito : Well, there's been a murder, all right. Your spirit.

 Ryan : Huh! Well, you know what? Just for that, first round's on you.

 Beckett : Oh, Hamptons Heat? So you're serious about that, huh?

 Castle : Well, I already have the story. That's the hardest part.

"The weekend hadn't turned out exactly as Detective Heat had imagined,

 Masters : But part of that treatment involves amputating your arm.

 Kendall : If I leave soon, I still have time to break the record.

 Masters : could increase the likelihood that the cancer will spread.

 Paige : Kendall, you need to think about what the doctor's saying.

 Kendall : I'll Skype you every day. And I can fly back if something goes wrong.

 Monica : She's the actress that was in Disclosure, Indecent Proposal, Ghost!

 Cameron : That you cared about him more than you cared about yourself?

 House : If I kept it to myself, then it would just be a puzzle.

 Cameron : You know it's the same or you wouldn't be bickering with me

 Cameron : and you are trying to argue until fate takes it out of your hands.

 Cameron : you're too cowardly to even admit you're taking the cowardly way out.

 Kyra : - I might start taking hostages. - I understand completely.

 Martha : Oh, brother. I hope you know what you're doing, kiddo.

 Kyra : How did you know the door would still be unlocked after all these years?

 Castle : And then I would write and you would pretend to study.

 Kyra : Okay, well, I just had a hard time keeping my hands off of you.

You get a piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce and a T ot!

I mean, it's bad enough I can't be with my family because of my disease.

Tonight's potatoes will be mashed, with lumps and in the form of Tots.

 Phoebe : I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions.

Because then they'd be just like my mom used to make it, before she died.

Oh, is that the time? I'm... Yeah. I'm sorry. My watch must have stopped.

Uh, listen, you treated a patient about 18 months ago, a woman named Lucille Palmero.

 House : Oh, how terribly foolish of me, Doctor. Is it that late?

 House : Yes, I'm calling from London, you see? Must have got my times mixed up...

 Martha : you and your pajamas have seen an awful lot of each other.

 Castle : Yes, I'm dressed! I did not think it would be such an event.

 Beckett : Does this mean you have something special planned for today?

 Castle : As a matter of fact, I do have something special lined up.

 Castle : Well, now if I told you that it wouldn't be a surprise.

 Beckett : Which means our killer was in here when she came home.

 Perlmutter : How a woman so astute could choose to marry Castle...

 Amy : Can we maybe put the phones down and have an actual human conversation?

 Cuddy : Notify local hospitals, cab companies, the state troopers, and local cops.

And I want at least two people going over the surveillance tapes.

 Cuddy : She's obviously still in the building. So where did she go?

 Foreman : Not really sick, but the point is, my mom, she could...

 Melinda : She was like this before. Home by 9 : 00 every night.

 Foreman : This is kind of an insane time to be criticizing your mom

 Sheldon : Well, I'm just playing tennis against the drapes here.

 Rachel : Oh, my God. Our child will be beaten to death in the schoolyard.

 Ross : -That sounds fair. -I don't think you'll need it. Check this out.

 Raj : It's true. I've seen him at the beach. He's like a human chicken wing.

 Leonard : -Fine, I'll ask if she has a friend for you. -A hot friend.

 Howard : I want our kids to be able to ride Space Mountain before they're 20.

"New sweater vest?" And possibly, though less likely, "Nice sweater vest."

 Raj : ...they're having a Mystic Warlords of Ka-ah tournament. First prize is $500.

 Sheldon : I have no interest in playing a game in which I find no challenge.

 Davis : I mean, they were worthless when she first got them, but she...

Yeah. Organizers confirm that he arrived at the party at 9 : 30,

but everyone was masked. So he could've slipped out at any time.

 Ryan : She had an offer on the table from EpicScope Productions.

 Esposito : but the day she died, she put in a call saying she was ready to make that deal.

 Ryan : But, now that she's dead, they're gonna have to pay Audrey.

The morning after Anabelle was killed Audrey put in a call to EpicScope.

 Castle : Except you weren't going to be doing it with her much longer, were you?

You worked for years helping Anabelle bring Nebula 9 back to life.

 Ross : We're all adults here. There's only one way to resolve this.

Mass. That's a cool nickname, because force equals mass times acceleration.

 Cameron : Portable equipment can't distinguish a bleed or a tumor, can't see vasculitis.

 Cameron : The only equipment we have is a sonogram and a portable x-ray.

What part of "olivine, pyroxene and amphibole" don't you understand?

 Cameron : You can't see diamonds, so you look for the indicator minerals.

 Cameron : I assume the diamond is the tumor or bleed or whatever it is.

 Foreman : The indicator is the increased electrical activity focused around the abnormality.

 Foreman : see where the problem is, which tells us what the problem is.

 Thirteen : Deliveries in, garbage out, he never has to go outside.

 Thirteen : that all he has to do is ignore us for a few minutes and we'll take off?

 Kutner : He doesn't believe in a just universe, he doesn't trust anyone.

 Cameron : We've got a whole hospital full of patients. We can give you a few minutes,

 Phoebe : That's when my mother would shut off the TV and say, "The end."

 Sheldon : Because if it did have to do with trains, and you were

 Wilson : It's pathetic. You divide your nights between porn and the Discovery Channel.

 House : Right, playing Dance Dance Revolution is a much better choice.

 Wilson : Okay, that was a gift from a patient, and it happens to be great exercise.

You can, but you can't get disk two with the director's commentary.

 Wilson : Your odds of a happy ending are nearly as good as staying home and watching porn.

 House : I thought I might do a little light doctoring in the afternoon.

 Foreman : She's a blogger. I can't see her photos being anything but digital.

 House : What does she blog? Politics? Dominatrix? Cooking? I need recipes.

 Chase : It's a personal journal. I don't get putting your whole life online.

 Taub : It's not that crazy. Privacy's basically a modern invention.

 Taub : Towns used to be too small for anybody to keep any secrets.

 House : Only on days that end in "day. " Diarrhea, weight loss?

 Ronnie : Every now and then. Are you this rude to all your patients?

Handwriting in your medical records is obviously not a doctor's,

 House : And when you went out for a urine sample, I looked in your purse.

 House : Found the list of questions you were supposed to memorize

But, you guys, just in case, maybe a genie will come out if we rub this lamp.

...but somebody has to win, and it could be us. And then how you gonna feel?

We're gonna be like, ''Everybody, let's take our helicopters up to the Cape.''

 Camille Roberts : He was the one everyone thought was gonna hit it big.

 Camille Roberts : When I confronted him about giving up on his dream,

 Camille Roberts : he said he was stripping because he was so desperate for money.

 Camille Roberts : but he said he had to quit 'cause it was gonna kill him.

 Montgomery : Mine, too, but have CSU check the clothes she was wearing

All right. Any luck tracking down the gig that he was telling Camille about?

 Montgomery : Damn, I can see why the guy had to strip to pay his bills.

 Beckett : I guess it's safe to say that the gig that he was telling Camille about

 Beckett : that's the place that booked him for the bachelorette party,

 Beckett : see if he had any regular stripping gigs or troubles there.

 DEREK : I am retracting the right hemisphere, what do we want to avoid? Grey?

- You've been standing out here a while. - For a while I stood over there.

 IZZIE : I hate the pictures in the magazines with the girI with the veil

 IZZIE : and the flowers that she's sniffing. Like it never occurred to her

 IZZIE : to stick her nose in there until there was a camera pointed at her.

 IZZIE : and does the bustle make my ass look bigger or smaller.

 Ross : Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's...

 Ross : Uh, the reason she walked out on, on Barry is simply that she didn't love him

Rachel, took a lot of courage, doesn't has the syphilis and wild with me.

 Bernadette : I get that you grew up here and you're attached to things

 Bernadette : I'm changing everything that depresses me when I look at it.

 Bernadette : 'cause your dad left when you were little and your mom died?

Yeah, but I wouldn't be okay with that. I don't want to see where she goes.

Or what other birds of prey are out there, or what other nests or...

Well, it was acceptance till you started applying your fiendish logic.

 Lanie Parish : How about you guys apply some fiendish logic to this?

 Lanie Parish : Meet Hasim Farouk. Man versus van, at 1 : 00 a.m. Last night.

 Javier Esposito : Knocked right out of his shoes at the point of impact.

 Esposito : Well, that's just the tip of the iceberg. A witness, homeless guy,

 Esposito : just stood in the middle of the street, shooting, right until it hit him.

 Esposito : I don't know, but he definitely knew his way around guns.

 Kevin Ryan : Well, Hasim Farouk is a Saudi national, living here as a student.

 Beckett : Have Tech search traffic cam footage for any video of that van.

 Ryan : Assault charges were filed against him two days ago by one Bram Stoker.

 Beckett : Castle took him home. We've got him under police protection.

 Ryan : Yeah, but he was wearing that mask, so no one got a good look at his face.

 Ryan : Carcano just warned me and Javi off the case. Right, Javi?

 Beckett : maybe we can tie him to Carcano or whoever else was behind this.

 Tory Ellis : I was checking traffic cam footage near the morgue and found this.

 Beckett : So nobody in Organized Crime could tell us who he is?

 Beckett : If he's from out of town, maybe they'll recognize him.

Why don't you get drunk? It worked for a bunch of girls in my high school.

-So how's the test coming? -Hey, you're touching the game board.

 Penny spits out drink explosively. Howard types. Robot arm hands Penny a napkin : Thank you for driving me.

 Sheldon : I just don't want to be yet another flip-flop fatality.

 House : Question is, how do we pick between A, B, C, D, and none of the above?

The fetal lungs are so tiny the MRI won't give us the detail we need.

 House : What would we do if this patient were not just a tadpole?

 House : How do we get a fetus to breathe in a radioactive isotope, idiot?

 Amy : Well, granted, Penny, your secondary sexual characteristics

 Amy : and she comes from the culture that literally wrote the book

 Amy : Whereas you, on the other hand, are a community college dropout

 Amy : who comes from the culture that wrote the book on tipping cows.

They gave me time off and when I came back, I put a smile on my face

I just wanted you to know that it's OK not to be fine sometimes.

 IZZIE : And I walk through the doors of this hospital and I want to be here.

 IZZIE : And I can't talk about it because it scares me too much.

Hold on, you don't think that Austin had something to do with Phil's murder?

 Trevor : But for some reason, he shut down production early and took off.

 Castle : Well, if he did kill Phillip Harris, he's bound to be on guard.

So we can't let him know that we're looking at him as a suspect.

 Austin : So I just invited your girlfriend up to my place later.

 Hayley : Oh, come on, sweetie, all's fair in love and murder investigations.

And it turns out someone is trying to get a warrant for my client log.

 Castle : Toys, video games, books, educational videos, you name it.

 Alexis : Keller's last divorce featured a prenup that was nullified by,

 Perlmutter : I was just discussing that with the writer you married!

 Esposito : How the hell did he find out our victim had left town?

 Beckett : And I spoke to the school, she wasn't there for work.

 Esposito : It says here that her return flight from Boston landed yesterday at 6 : 00 p.m.

 Beckett : Meaning this mystery trip might have something to do with her death.

 Esposito : Maybe she uncovered something she thought was a story.

 Raj : I want to apologize for Amy last night. She was completely out of line.

 Raj : Are you not speaking to me or did the screen freeze again?

You know, I've been thinking that maybe meeting somebody one-on-one...

 Raj : It's a farewell for Leonard, so all the attention will be on him.

 Raj : If you wear something brown and sit on the couch, they won't even know you're there.

 Richard sighs : But, man, it isn't easy being the one who's still around.

She's going to have a lot of pain for a few days, but she'll be OK.

 Izzie : it feels like you and Cristina are kind of over there and I'm here.

 Sheldon : I no longer stage spontaneous biohazard drills after 10 p.m.

 Sheldon : And I abandoned my goal to master Tuvan throat singing.

 Sheldon after demonstrating : I'd be much further along if I'd been allowed to practice.

 Leonard : If you turn into a zombie, I promise I will not kill you.

 Leonard : In fact, I'll even let you eat my brains. But I'm taking Penny to Switzerland.

 Lily : They are the heart and soul of the art-buying community.

 Raj leaving, singing : I'm coming up So you better get this party started

 Howard : There are hundreds of Croatian women just waiting for you to contact them.

 Howard : It can't be racist. He's a beloved character on The Simpsons.

 Leonard : So, Mom, you haven't seen Penny since we got engaged.

 Penny : Really doesn't matter to me how much he spent on the ring.

 Leonard : We just wanted to hang out with you and maybe learn a little about your life.

 Arthur : ...nobody in the scientific world would take me seriously...

 Arthur : ...so I was forced to do these children's parties to make a living.

 Leonard : That's too bad. But still, working with kids, it must be rewarding.

 Marshall : This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread, Robin.

Okay, look, so this isn't the place. All right, it's no big deal.

 Marshall : It's another place with a green door and a red neon sign that says "Burger. "

 Marshall : I'll call every restaurant in Manhattan and ask them what color their door is.

 Robin : I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this isn't just about a burger.

 Lily : Marshall's not doing so well, guys. He really needs to get a job.

 Ted : - Tell them about the underpants. - What about the underpants?

"Monica.. Marsha and Chester are planning on seeing a movie Sunday.

"Marsha thinks they're meeting at 6 : 00. Chester thinks it's 7 : 00."

Instead of telling us, you decided to write it in your stupid book?

 Sheldon : Last night, I was feeling in need of sexual release...

 Leonard : - Okay, guys, what are we doing here? - I don't know what you're doing...

 Sheldon : ...but I was about to insinuate that I had coitus with Raj's mother for a dollar.

Well, you do what you want, but I don't wanna lose my friends over tenure.

 Addison : Pamela, can you tell me how long this has been happening to you?

 Addison : - And he didn't do any tests? - Pammy? You back here?

 Mr. Calva : - You were in an accident? - I caused the accident, Dad.

 Castle : I mean, those gossip blogs, they don't really check facts.

 Alexis : They were right when they said Hayley was breaking up the band to go solo.

 Castle : I took Alexis to see her band, The Blue Pill, last year.

 Perlmutter : Well, it looks like she was killed off-site, then brought here and staged.

 Joey : Just because you don't understand something, doesn't make it wrong.

If it were me, this guy would be in some serious physical danger.

Oh, that's AnaÃ¯s. None of the other girls in the house like her.

She threw his clothes off the balcony. Now there's gesturing and arm-waving.

 Monica : Paolo, I really hate you for what you did, but I still have five of these...

I just wanna tell you, and I think I'd speak for everyone when I say....

 Sheldon : Why Leonard is such an attractive and desirable boyfriend?

 Sheldon : Did you know that Leonard has a perfect driving record...

 Sheldon : ...and enjoys the insurance discounts that go along with that?

 Sheldon : Did you know that while Leonard is not considered a tall fellow in our country...

 Sheldon : Oh, very well. I can't keep up this clever charade any longer.

 Sheldon : She told me that you were thinking of ending it with Leonard.

Okay, listen to me. It's really sweet you're trying to protect your friend...

 Raj entering : Sorry I'm late, but I was in the hallway, chatting up Penny.

 Raj : Then there was something about you, and then she hugged me.

 House : Finding a tumor that's flushing adrenaline through his system

 House : start a continuous urine test and blood draws every two hours.

I can't, I have my kids. Wilson' : Leaving in, like, 15 minutes.

 House : You and Park are checking the motel he was bumping uglies at

Every time we're in the same room, there's weird energy between us.

 Sheldon : What computer do you have, and please don't say a white one.

 Howard : Tell my friend you need to keep me under observation for an hour.

 Nurse : But unfortunately, this hospital is not equipped to treat stupid.

 Howard : How about if I were to introduce you to the man who freed your people?

 Castle : In the mood to select one of these amazing wedding bands.

 Castle : I've weeded out the hacks and selected five finalists.

 Castle : Can we go back a second? Why would we be dancing to Witchcraft?

Since we sang it at the karaoke bar in the Hamptons last summer.

Since I had The Boss pull you on stage Courteney-Cox-style at The Beacon.

 Castle : One of the many schools I attended on my road to greatness.

 Ryan : Mother's a designer, father's some high-powered defense attorney.

 Hunt : and got us into a party at the British Consulate tonight.

 Hunt : The lads back home said the real Sir Alfred is down as a no-show.

 Beckett : I didn't realize that dancing was a part of the plan.

 Marshall : Okay, all right, so what, you guys found the painting, huh?

 Ted voix off : Lily wanted to do a nude study for her art class.

 Lily : And it's just that weird kid hunter from my freshman hall.

 Marshall : I just think that I'm the only guy you should see naked.

 Lily : People don't make fun of you for posing nude for a painting.

 Priya : She's really interesting, and I bet I can get used to him.

 Priya : Although I do know one person for whom that's good news.

 House : Sorry. Can't do that. It would be unethical for one patient to know about another patient's treatment.

They have a right to know. - If they know, they won't consent. That defeats the whole purpose.

Which takes precedence... six dying babies or a missing consent form?

 Kim : - What do you think is causing it? - It seems to be a germ called pseudomonas.

 Foreman : We think it's MRSA... Methicillin-resistant staph aureus.

 Foreman : It's a very resistant form of a very common bacteria.

 Foreman : Vancomycin is the best treatment for MRSA, so we're gonna keep giving it to her.

So, I talked to the hospital. Jared Stone will make a full recovery.

 Bernadette : but you've never done pharmaceutical sales before.

 Bernadette : It seems like you could use this time to get a head start.

 Bernadette : But imagine how impressed they'd be if you showed up

 Sheldon : It was like the rest of the class wanted Ms. McDonald

 Meredith : You don't know if the paralysis he already has will be permanent.

 Derek : The kind where you exchange keys, leave your toothbrush over.

 39 : No, but I think she only wants to live under certain circumstances.

 Cuddy : That she is on the run from an international crime syndicate.

 2 : Honestly, he didn't tell us anything about who she was or what she...

 Kutner : You want us to treat the patient? Tell us what's going on.

 Taub : Actually, all he needs us to do is tell Wilson to do something. So...

 Kutner : so not blabbing means you don't want us to react, which can't be good.

 Kutner : If I check with Admitting, am I going to find her name?

 Wilson : I'm sorry about the other day. I unloaded on you and...

 Wilson : She was the only person I've loved for a long time and...

 Wilson : I'm still living in her apartment. I'm surrounded by her things.

 Castle : I don't know how he's doing it, but he's not up there.

 Beckett : Castle, you and I have known each other long enough for me to know

 Beckett : so if you have a reason to believe that he's not up there,

Where'd you go? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.

 Phoebe : - How can you not know which one? - That's unbelievable.

 Bandleader : Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you : 

-Before we go out there, I got a present. -I'm not gonna put my hand in your pocket.

For the last six weeks. I wanted this to be a moment you'd never forget.

 Ted voix off : He'd come into her kindergarten class for show-and-tell day.

 Marshall : We're trying to stay away from terms like "monster."

I'm gonna leave you here with Aunt Rachel for about an hour, okay?

 Castle : Well, for a second last night, I thought my mother was beating Alexis. So...

 Beckett : What Frank Anderson's family must be going through, especially Christina.

 Beckett : thinking that it was random, and then finding out that it wasn't.

 Beckett : All right. We'll start over. Fresh eyes. You take our murder, we'll take yours.

 Meredith : I told you to face away from me, but we have to work together to help this man.

 Meredith : OK. Don't look down. Don't look at the blood. Look at me.

I can't move my hands right now, so I need you to go over to my kit

 Meredith : and pull out the things... They look like, um, tweezers.

 Meredith : You know what your mommy uses to pull a splinter out with?

 Cristina : Not my problem that thinking is time-consuming for you.

 Alex : I rescued her. I climbed down, I pulled a massive pylon off of her.

 Alex : - I got her here alive. - Pylons? There were pylons on people?

 Cristina : - I'm stitching up patients in the pit. - Ah. Who'd you piss off to get that?

 Ross : Basically, Rachel and I were in Vegas, and we got drunk.

 Ross : This was just a drunken mistake, and I need to get it annulled.

 Leonard : Why would you go through with the wedding if you weren't?

 Cristina : You don't just celebrate Christmas, you actually believe in Santa Claus?

 Burke : Dr. Yang, go and schedule a psychiatric consult for our patient.

 Meredith in a creepy old woman's voice : I don't know. It hurts here and here and back here.

 Alex : - I didn't ask for your help. - Enough with the ego, you big baby.

 Meredith : Now, like I said, it hurts here and here and back here.

If eating is what this man lives for, we should put him out of his misery.

 Bailey : I make one mistake with this scalpel and this man's dead.

 Bailey : My husband, he makes mistakes at his job all the time.

 Powell : I figured you'd have the guts to do what had to be done

 House [looking At Him Shrewdly.] : We're nowhere near that. It's time to test your lungs.

 House : If I don't find out exactly what's wrong with you by then,

Due to weather conditions, all flights are grounded till further notice.

 Stacy : I booked a room at the airport hotel when I saw how bad the weather was.

 House : It's a mouthful, but probably not as tricky as your title.

 House : My theory is that her body was able to kill off the parasite,

 House : set off an allergic reaction called Cerebellar Schistosomiasis

 Castle : It's the same clock tower from the courthouse where he was tried.

 Ryan : The rooftop and the alley were the scenes of his third and fourth murders.

 Castle : Yeah. And Jason and Val, both witnesses in his 2008 murder trial.

 Ryan : were witnesses to the kidnapping of Malloy's first victim, Esther Alonzo.

 Castle : Tortured her in his basement for days before killing her.

 Ryan : They even arrested the wrong guy before capturing him, five bodies later.

 Castle : She's out there somewhere, has no idea how much danger she's in,

 Esposito : She'll figure out a way to let us know what's going on.

 David : And I took the new MexiSolar funding and I doubled down.

 Eric : And know someone for a few days and feel like you know them so well.

 Beckett : Well, you will be happy to know that the Feds caught Thomas Barber

 Beckett : What is it, Castle? I was really comfortable on that couch.

 Castle : There's something I need to do. Something that you need to see.

 Masters : determining whether an unattributed landscape is a Blakelock or a Ryder...

 Cuddy : Pretty gutsy, stepping so far outside your comfort zone.

 Cuddy in A Reassuring Tone : House doesn't care if you're a team player, or how ethical you are,

 Cuddy in A Reassuring Tone : you two are gonna get along just fine.

 Chase : I'm guessing it's his desire to keep having sex with Cuddy.

 Dr. Obyedkov : Says we might be able to go home in the next day or two.

 House : Other than that, it's been dead weight ever since the accident.

 House : the left side would have a chance to actually function.

 Dave : It's useful for calculating the number of atoms in a substance,

 Phoebe : -You' re going to Minsk. -No, l' m not going to Minsk.

 Ross : It's your moral obligation as a friend, as a woman. It's a feminist issue.

So what? Like people will come in and think, " Oh, l' m outside again. "

 Marshall : there was a tiny explosion at the sewage treatment plant

 Marshall : across the street from our apartment, but, I'm sure it's fine by now.

 Lily : Ted, you're not gonna like this, but we do have one other option.

I can fix her heart while it's beating. Push 40 milligrams of esmolol.

 Addison : There were hundreds of people on that ferry, Alex. Hundreds.

 Addison : Now do not give that man hope unless you are certain.

 Addison : Do not give him hope until you've checked every last body in the morgue.

 Burke : You can only give them so much rope before they hang themselves.

 Castle : - so bad that now he won't testify. - Oh, is that all?

 Montgomery : He was in the back with the witness. They both were shot.

 Esposito : They used cop killers. Teflon rounds. Went right through the door.

 Beckett : He's still in surgery. Moran's gonna be okay, though.

 Beckett : I'm the one who pushed for it and I'm the one who got Will involved.

 Castle : There's no way you could have known this was gonna happen.

 Beckett : Someone who knew about the investigation found out about the meet.

 Castle : Yeah, you pushed for it. Not because it's your job, but because you care.

 Howard : Because we don't have latent homosexual feelings toward one another.

 Howard : -No, really. I have a girlfriend now. -And where is she this evening?

 Howard : What do you mean, you don't know what I'm talking about?

 Beverley : The more passionately you stick to this construct...

 Foreman : If you already found it, what are you looking through those for?

 Taub : And we're locked in, and whoever's supposed to be watching them is locked out.

 Taub : We have a tiny window of opportunity to gain some insight into our colleagues.

 Leonard : But my point is that you have absolutely no reason to be embarrassed.

 Leonard : He did break the implied confidentiality of the bedroom...

 Leonard : ...and in your case, the elevator, parks and fast-food franchise.

...but in his own stupid way was just trying to show people how he feels.

 Raj : You have one arrow in your quiver, and you just can't use it.

I don't know if I want to cock for him; he's kind of a picky eater.

 Raj : Well, I've always had this fantasy that involves dancing.

 Raj : The sexual chemistry between my partner and me is electric.

 Rachel : Oh, and, Emma, look at your stuffed animals lined up so neatly.

 Joey : What is wrong with me? It looked more delicious when it was a penis.

 Chase : Which means that girl had surgery just so you wouldn't get reamed out by Cuddy.

 Wilson : Not necessarily. There could still be something neurological going on.

 House : Not wearing a coat in this weather. That is so wrong. She drew these.

 Foreman : All the mythology, the locations, they'd all depend on her life experience.

 Foreman : - That's a cloud. - And the Chrysler Building's in New York.

 Callie : next time you have a cold, you might want to skip the race.

It's not. It's about me wanting to talk about you needing so much sex

 Robin : thank you for, um, not using a first name in that story.

 Ted : So, in addition to doing this for John Clifford Larrabee,

 Ted from 2030 : Well, Arthur was going through a divorce and taking it

 Marshall : I'm just making myself feel a little bit more... Comfortable.

 Marshall : I've been doing all these toe lifts lately, and so...

 Mr. Zelner : When you left us, we weren't sure what we were gonna do.

 Gavin : That's up to Mr. Zelner. l'm sure he'll make the right decision.

 Beckett : And there's no way of telling how long he had been driving.

 Beckett : Let's see if we can figure out what direction this car was coming from.

We've only been married for two years. We weren't ready for a baby.

 Beckett : but is it possible that Cam had a baby outside of your marriage?

 Mrs. Ducane : Cam told me everything. He wouldn't have kept a secret like that.

Okay. Where did he go this morning? Do you know what he was doing?

The MRI's magnetic field superheated the metal, causing third-degree burns.

 Taub : She signed the consent forms. Denied there was any metal in...

 Foreman : Treating the soft tissue injuries in her leg cost us most of the day.

 Chase : And finding a pheochromocytoma without using the MRI could take us a week.

 Taub : Or we could figure out a way to find it in the 39 hours left on her psych hold.

 House : We need to make her cooperate. We need to offer her something she wants.

 House : I just need to know how often you go to their house and what you bring.

 Janie : They just lost their mom and we thought it was too soon.

 House : Women get a wax as a part of a whole self-indulgent beauty ritual.

 Beckett : Ortiz said that Bardot was looking to set something right.

 Beckett : He had second thoughts about being a mole for Flanagan.

 Beckett : everything that Flanagan would need to stay one step ahead of the police.

 Esposito : But how did Bardot hack into the NYPD's secure network?

 Esposito : He pulled his gun, they fought, Flanagan got the upper hand,

AII right, let's dig into Flanagan. See ifwe can corroborate this.

 Beckett : So you deny that Bardot supplied you with confidential NYPD files?

 House : HUS is usually caused by an infection or protein deficiency.

 House : I know a patient with an infection and a protein deficiency.

 Chase : Doesn't mean you're right. You predicted cardiac arrest,

 Cameron : when the next infection hits, it will hit hard. Liver failure, cardiac arrest.

 House : Don't you see how incredible this call was? A protein deficiency.

 Chase : I'm sure you'll see that gratitude in her eyes when you tell her.

And don't try and pawn it off on Wilson-- he's gonna be busy with Cuddy.

 Wilson : Don't you think the restraining order's a little much?

I didn't think he was gonna ask me to dig a blood stained carpet out of a dumpster, either.

You were too busy bothering Cuddy, but as discussed, it was negative for parasites.

 House : If you two guys can't play nice together, I'm taking away your toys.

 House : Whatever this woman has, it's not showing up on our tests.

 House : Which means she's sick, just not sick enough for us to see it.

Depriving her of even the few minutes of sleep she does have, it's torture.

 House : but you can totally get away with that if you have a doctor coat on.

 Foreman : Those few seconds of sleep are maybe the only reason she's still alive.

 House : The more symptoms we can force out of her, the more tests we can do.

 Sheldon : Dried potatoes vegetable oil, corn flour, wheat starch...

 Raj : You're nervous? I've been stress-eating for four days. Look at me.

ln just under a haIf hour, 200 metric tons of fuel will ignite...

 Sheldon : ...in a controlled explosion right beneath Howard's keister.

 Sheldon : And all from a country whose entire contribution to the global economy...

 Daniel : I'm just trying to understand how my life can completely turn around in a single day.

 House : Don't worry, your life will go back to sucking soon enough.

 House : Everything that happened to you can be rationally explained.

 House : Maybe your sister will decide the roads are too dangerous to drive on.

 Trapper John : Once we land in paradise, I'll release the rest of the hostages.

 Beckett : Wait a minute, you're actually giving him what he wants?

 Peterson : Of course not. The only way the guy's leaving the building

 Beckett : S-D-B 1-2-0, over and over again. What do you think it means?

- I don't know if I'm hungry or horny. - Then stay out of my freezer.

 Woman : Look at the Palladian windows, the rusticated stonework,

 Woman : It's gonna be great. I can't wait to be all run-down and weathered and wrinkly.

 Leonard : and she's concerned about us seeing each other at work.

 Leonard : Because I didn't want there to be any secrets between us.

 Mandy : Sounds like you're trying to sabotage the relationship.

 Castle : Probably used these as access tunnels during Prohibition.

 Beckett : and we are almost certainly walking in rat poop. Awesome.

 Beckett : You know, I kind of figured you more for an alligator in the sewer type of guy.

This looks like an old passageway that was bricked up a long time ago.

lmagine Donny's joy when he realized that Leo's legends were true.

 Beckett : Hey. That's evidence. There's already a lot that's been taken.

 Castle : These bottles are caked with dust, and the empty spaces are relatively clean.

 Penny : Oh, my God. Oh, my God, they're coming right towards us.

 Bernadette : We got to get out of here. Okay. Well, wait, what about Leonard?

 Dave : It's an absolute pleasure to meet you. Can I shake your hand?

I liked the beard. I liked it, too, but it was getting kind of hot!

That's it? You know, it seems like all you do lately is drop the ball.

Alan Lemon, the first black man to fly solo across the Atlantic?

I'm saying that this isn't working for me anymore, okay, Estelle?

- You know she can't sleep without it. - Well, she's asleep now.

 Joey : That one has ducks on his T-shirt and this one has clowns.

That one's Ben! Remember he had that cute little mole by his mouth!

 Marshall : You're a little too close to the camera. Can you back up a bit?

To be honest, I'm getting a freaked out about the idea of having a daughter.

 Marshall : You two probably aren't the right people to talk to about this. You had all boys.

Since the Viking age, the Eriksen men have passed down ancient secrets

 Harden : All you need to know is that the target's in that house.

 Beckett : I do my homework, I control the variables, and this is sloppy.

 Harden : You know, maybe Lazarus wanted to see how well you improvise.

 Castle : Meanwhile, Zalman, as Edmund, inherits his own magic shop,

 Castle : takes Edmund's wife and children, who love him, as his own.

 Lanie : Couldn't be more wrong. I ran the prints on our victim.

 Lanie : In the process of trying to determine how Zalman was asphyxiated,

 Lanie : I also discovered the presence of a low dose of organophosphates

I was in the hood and I thought that we should talk about the...

You know those wheelchair tracks that you found at Zalman's workshop?

 Esposito : Well, they had a saw tooth pattern unique to one brand of tire

 Wilson : Taking off your clothes doesn't count as either of those.

 Boyd : - Dad, you have to have faith in me. - I have faith in the Lord.

 Boyd : You go through life with a certainty that what you're doing is right.

 Sheldon : I know we're all eager to get on the road to Big Sur,

 Sheldon : so if we focus, I'm sure we can get through this orientation

 Sheldon : Remember, people, we're only as strong as our weakest bladder.

 Howard after Raj whispers to him : Nobody cares about your Kegel exercises.

 Burman : I saw him go into the mailbox store, and put it into one of those boxes.

 Beckett : Yes, actually. New information has surfaced about Peter Cordero's murder.

 Gates : someone in the US Attorney's Office lied about Cordero not leaving his wire

 Weston : how did that day's recordings end up on your computer?

 Castle : the tech department here was able to recover everything.

 Gates : Standard procedure was to turn them over for analysis the next morning.

working for corrupt and greedy people, because I still believed.

 Mr. Zelner : But I feel obligated to tell you that this meeting is being videotaped.

 Natalie : And you're not sure if he has brain damage from being frozen?

 Natalie : I've known my husband longer with his Alzheimer's than without.

 Natalie : I've watched more of him disappear than I ever got to know.

 House : puts my money, excuse me, your money, soon to be my money,

 Wilson [looking At The File] : Lowering his libido and causing erectile dysfunction.

 House : and he'll be a sex-crazed creep just like the rest of us.

 Foreman : I think you should go with your instincts here. Be a jerk.

You gotta leave 'em feeling superior, like they dodged a bullet.

 House : The love doctor has made an art out of breaking up with women...

 House : 'cause you're convinced that the loss of you would be too devastating for any woman to handle.

 Rachel : I was walking down the street, thinking, "I'm gonna tell the father." And then, bam!

No, you! You freaked me out. You kept saying how huge this all is.

 Rachel : I know. But I was just thinking about how huge it was for me.

You're thinking about this way too much. Just tell him and get it over with.

 Joey : -Are we opening presents? -No. I shouldn't have even opened these.

Nothing. I said you're so great, and then I just stopped talking.

 Phoebe : - She looks just like a little doll. - Oh, no, that is a doll.

 Rachel : No, you're not. Last week, you thought Ross was trying to kill you.

Well, sorry, but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull...

...so I was wondering if you wanted to come to the movies with me and RacheI.

 Thirteen : Another reason why I'm objectively the right choice.

 Taub : I've got debt, too. You don't see me acting like a lunatic.

but if you've got millions of people thousands of dollars in debt

 Kutner : because they're sick, at least one of them is going to do something inexcusable.

 Adele : He'll get over his initial judgments and he'll sit with you,

 Derek : Dr. Leonard, would you please close for Dr. Burke. He has a wedding to get to.

You know, this kind of, like, oat-sowing, field-playing juggler.

 Ross : He said there's definitely nothing to worry about. It's benign.

 [A building in Dowisetrepla- An appartment -Marshall/Lily/An estate agent]The estate agent : Oh, I see, you're not new yorkers.

 The estate agent : You're not going to be able to find another...

 Howard : It's all part of a technique I've been studying for picking up women.

 Howard : ...designed to make yourself distinctive and memorable.

 Sheldon : Oh, yes, like the male peacock with brilliant plumage...

 Rachel : If you really like this girl, I don't think flirting is the right way

 House : What do you think the record for one-handed juggling is?

 Cuddy : If a bird is infected, you can get psittacosis just from breathing his dust.

 Beckett : Ross DE Koning, you're under arrest for the murder of Logan Moore.

 Castle : Sorry to ruin your birthday, DK. But look on the bright side.

 Castle : so you'll have plenty of money to spend on your defense.

 Beckett : after we take a look at that motocross bike in your garage

 Beckett : Well, keep on this path, there's a lot you'll be denied.

 Richard : That's right. Just behind the hairline. A few centimeters off the midline.

This bone will be thicker. Five times as thick as the temporal bone.

Drill around the hole. You have to try and relieve the pressure.

 Thirteen : You faint again strapped into that power chair where you can't fall,

 Thirteen : But I assume you did have someone lay you down in the sand.

 Thirteen : Bare back, bare legs increases exposure tenfold over bare feet.

 Sheldon : This fighting, I might as well be back with my parents.

[AS MOTHER] "I told you if you didn't quit drinking, I'd leave you."

[AS FATHER] "I guess that makes you a liar. I'm drunk as hell and you're still here."

 Sheldon : I believe Leonard is waiting for you to come back to him and apologize.

 House : Consider this me officially booting you out of the nest.

 Masters : I put making friends and having relationships on hold

 Masters : I always thought there'll be plenty of time for that in the future.

 Masters : If I can't establish relationships in my personal life,

 Masters : We think it's a brain tumor. We need your permission to start treatment.

 Castle : When I told her Ford was dead, her reaction seemed so real.

 Alexis : Dad, the gun and phone were in her purse. She's left-handed. I...

 Castle : just to pick it up at the airport store minutes later?

 Castle : And why use a credit card that can be traced back to her? Unless...

 Castle : to give us the perfect suspect so we'd stop looking for the truth.

 Beckett : so maybe your storyteller's imagination's getting the best of you.

We ruled out HSP because there was no inciting respiratory infection.

 House : But in rare cases, it can also be triggered by a bee sting.

 House : Technically, it's a third chance, but I don't have thirds.

 Wilson : You didn't start it, but you had the chance to end it.

 Wilson : And it's human to hang on, but you're blowing up not just your job

 Wilson : but any chance of any kind of relationship with her again.

 Sheldon : And for the record, I'm very disappointed in you, cowpokes.

 Sheldon : We're playing our inaugural round of Wild West and witches...

 Sheldon : ...and I'm the only one who bothered to dress for the occasion.

 Howard : We're not wearing cowboy hats, Sheldon. It looks ridiculous.

 Sheldon : Did it look ridiculous when we got the Satanimals pack...

 Leonard : We should go easy on him. Amy's out with Stuart tonight.

 Howard : ...that Sheldon's patented blend of condescension and no sex...

 Sheldon : Cluck. Cluck. Cluck. What are we, ladies at a quiIting bee?

 Taub : So how does a completely healthy teenager have a mini-stroke?

 House : You're forgetting the wrinkly clump in the middle of his shirt.

 Taub : Probably from the diaper bag If the patient's using drugs,

 House : you'd have been scattered in various dumpsters years ago.

 Taub : so he can ask Rachel and my daughter to move out west with him.

 House : to pass on important values like not shtupping Mommy after the divorce?

 Park : A couple nights a week with each kid may make you feel better.

 Lanie Parish : This bullet didn't just drop from the sky and hit Sarah Vasquez.

 Beckett : Chris, was there anyone that might have wanted to hurt Sarah?

 Castle : Maybe an old boyfriend who was upset about the wedding?

 Castle : from an institution that doesn't offer flexible payment plans?

 Castle : What I can't figure out is how could you be so stupid?

 Charlie : We needed a cash infusion or else we would've had to fold.

 Charlie : You have any idea how bad it is to default on a loan from the mob?

 Warburg : You want to know if I killed him. The answer is, yes, I did.

 Beckett : I don't understand what a car driving through the desert

 Warburg : It was the right make and model, traveling at a high rate of speed.

 Warburg : So the drone pilot was given the green light to strike.

 Warburg : There were no militants in that car. The red dots were roses.

 Warburg : Because the young couple driving down that desert road

 Warburg : That's when I knew I could no longer be a part of the drone program.

 Warburg : Because the next generation of drones won't have pilots.

The new Al software will give drones decision-making capability.

 Warburg : They'll assess the data and take lethal action all on their own.

 Warburg : Those new drones would turn that car to ash without hesitation.

 Beckett : And where was the human factor when you killed Dale Tanner?

 Warburg : Note the user-friendly interface, I'm rather proud of it.

 Rachel : It was senior year. It was after the Sigma Chi luau...

 Phoebe : Which means she had a couple spritzers and a peck on the cheek.

I'm not saying that I'm a lesbian. I'm just saying that this happened.

 Beckett : Yeah. But if Joe literally got away with murder, why would he risk it all

 Castle : Maybe he wanted to create reasonable doubt in the deliberation room

 Beckett : Or maybe he got onto the jury because he wanted to make sure

 Esposito : So, if he didn't kill her, why did he want to be on the jury so bad?

 Castle : Okay, so we know that Joe was a juror with a hidden agenda.

 Beckett : When I'm not here, do you guys braid each other's hair

 Esposito : - Yeah. Kevin's the talented one. - Yeah, Nick's the cute one. Joe?

 Beckett : Hotel records indicate that Mike's key card last accessed his hotel room

 Castle : Only he was busy passed out in the supply closet with a belly full of roofies.

 Castle : Didn't uniforms already search this room when he went missing?

 Beckett : Yeah. Mike said he didn't notice anything out of place.

 Beckett : Maybe it wasn't this room she was trying to get into.

 Beckett : The only reason to unlock the door adjacent to yours is if...

I learned some things in acting class. Try rubbing your stomach.

 MEREDITH : Well, you haven't told McDreamy that you dumped McVet.

 MEREDITH : Derek walked away. He walked away and maybe that's a good thing.

 MEREDITH : He's got a lot to deal with. I'm not going to make him feel guilty.

I mean, I am being an adult here. I am not going to drag him into our whole...

 MARK to Callie's ringing cell : - That your boyfriend again? - I do not have a boyfriend.

Once a month we meet to discuss how our actions contributed to the deaths.

 Ryan : We were able to pull prints off Hamilton's smashed computer.

 Esposito : breaking into Hamilton's office, smashing his computer?

 Ryan : His father is a lead researcher at Smithbriar Pharmaceuticals.

 Ryan : We know you broke into Hamilton's office. What were you looking for?

 Esposito : To who? Your father? You did this for him, didn't you?

It was inside his briefcas and that's why you killed him, isn't it?

 Eddie : When I wasn't with her, all I could do was daydream about her, you know?

 Esposito : What does your love life have to do with any of this?

'Cause of Suzy, I didn't study for Professor Hamilton's midterm.

 Eddie : But before I could, we were in this scary neighborhood,

But he came out an hour later, and when he saw me, he totally wigged,

By the way, I really liked that whole sisterhood thing you ran back there.

 Beckett : What that guy did had consequences, only he'll get to just walk away.

 Alexis : You know, you better be careful or you'll turn into one of your readers.

 Leonard : ...might not be the environmental bargain you think it is.

Yeah, if we don't start soon, George Lucas is gonna change it again.

 Sheldon : This would go a lot faster if you put your diploma to work...

 Sheldon : Yeah, but you've got a can-do attitude, and that's what's important.

 Wilson : House! Just give me a minute. You're afraid of the pain.

 Cuddy : Well, the stitches are healing nicely, there's no sign of infection.

 Maddy : Delightful. Usually we just get the elf jokes this time of year.

 Cuddy : It's a bleb. Wait in my office. Bleb's not a diagnosis, it's an evasion.

 Phoebe : And I have a sister who I've barely spoken to since we shared a womb.

 Joyce : The kid was asking the same question. So, I pulled security video and got

 Beckett : Mr. Mishkin, was there anything in your son or late wife's behavior

 Vasiliy : Communication office. Top secret. Alpha clearance only.

 Vasiliy : kept a dedicated e-mail account in our private server.

 Sheldon : You should've been here for the great Jenga tantrum of 2008.

 Castle : - We're a dying breed. - Well, then it's lucky I found you.

 Beckett : Detective Kate Beckett. We need to ask you some questions

 Beckett : regarding your relationship with Councilman Jeff Horn.

 Tiffany : He was one of my regulars, but I swear I had nothing to do with his death.

 Tiffany : Once, maybe twice a week. At first, he just wanted to talk.

 Tiffany : Detective, most men come to me because they're lonely,

 Wilson : It could just as easily have been sarcoma or tuberous sclerosis.

 Sheldon : There are myriad weapons, vehicles and strategies to master...

 Sheldon : Whoever's her partner will be hamstrung by her lack of experience, not to mention...

Okay, it's not good sportsmanship to shoot somebody who's just re-spawned.

 Sheldon : Okay, that's it. I don't know how, but she is cheating.

-Phoebe, you don't have to eat that. -Any baby animals. Kittens, fish babies.

 Meredith : Anna's father believes she's missing something she needs for surgery.

 Verna : - Is that much bruising normal? - Your wound looks good.

 Izzie : So do the results on your cath. You have no blockages in your arteries.

 Alex : - Pete, you're in the hospital. - Need to get home. Need to get home.

 Burke : - What's his blood pressure? - It's not reading. He's too agitated.

 Burke : To get an instrument tray. You guys are going to have to open up his chest.

 Vince : I'm glad you both agree but could somebody loop me in here?

 Thirteen : Fabry's makes them build up in your organs, choke your nerves,

 Chandler : Except for the tie, the briefcase and the fact that l can rent a car.

l'm heading in a new career direction and you gotta start at the bottom.

l know l'm a little older than you guys, but it's not like l'm Bob Hope.

 Receptionist : This is Joey Tribbiani. Joey, these are the producers.

 Wilson : You mean like the hand of God reaching down and screwing with you?

 Bus Driver : I didn't have a seizure. I got hit by a garbage truck.

 Wilson : You saw the bus driver exhibiting the initial stages of a seizure

 House : No one leaves here until their full work-up is complete.

 Castle : Well, that makes a lot of sense. Diplomatic pouches are sealed

 Castle : and their contents bypass TSA and Customs inspections.

 Beckett : Get a hold of the airline, let's get that waybill down here.

 Beckett : Castle, you can't just share confidential police information

 Ryan : was shipped from the British Consulate about a year ago.

 Eli : First lesson every good poker player learns is don't get emotional.

 Eli : I always did like your style. Gonna be sad to see you go.

 Cuddy : And under no circumstances is any of this info to go outside that room.

 Cuddy : The scripts are numbered, and I want a list of every person she gives one to.

 House : Your meeting with the weasel lasted less than five minutes,

 House : which means you either agreed to a completely sensible 30-day extension

Ross, if you had a million dollars, what's the first thing you'd buy?

 Chandler : Okay, just because he buys you dinner does not mean you owe him anything.

 Sheldon : Contents are irrelevant. A legal bailment has been created.

 Sheldon : ...where a physical possession of personal property, or chattels...

...is transferred from one person, the bailer, to another person, the bailee.

 Penny : I call them Penny Blossoms. I made one for myself. All the girls at work wanted one.

 Penny : I showed some to this lady who runs a shop. She sells cards and jewelry.

 Penny : She wanted to sell them, I said okay, and in one week, I made a $156.

 Penny : Sheldon, don't you get it? If this takes off, I won't have to be a waitress anymore.

 Sheldon : But then who will bring me my cheeseburger on Tuesday nights?

At least we're not on a ticking clock because a woman's been kidnapped.

 Castle : What if I told you I could get us back in the hotel past security?

 Bernadette : Howard, a girl doesn't go out with a man like you,

 Bernadette : and your tight hoochie pants if she's not expecting him

 Sheldon : You gave in to a human weakness. You didn't kill a man.

 Sheldon : ...when my brother would sneak into his truck and drink his driving whiskey.

 Howard : The guy at the sporting goods store said these are what fishermen wear.

 Monica : Listen, you take as much time as you need to move out, okay?

 Martha : I am so pleased you are on board with this internship.

 Martha : And you're just in a foul mood because you had a spat with Beckett.

 Castle : Yes, well, in any event, I'm not allowed to discuss it.

Well, clearly it's time I start setting some boundaries around here.

 Castle : I'm working on a code involving these three chess pieces.

I've looked at famous chess matches with Fischer, Karpov, Kasparov,

 Martha : Maybe the pieces have nothing to do with a chess game.

 Beckett : The club across the street had a sign from last night offering karaoke.

 Beckett : Well, I think it's a safe bet that if one these seven killed Bardot,

 Beckett : and the knife cutting into Bardot's body to get that bullet out.

She's ultra-focused, competitive as hell, and walled-off from everyone.

 Sheldon : She thinks she's funny, but frankly, I've never been able to see it.

 Howard : Well, I think you're delightfully droll. Or as the French say : 

 Missy : Okay, so let me see if I got this. Leonard, Howard and...

 Whitner : Crossing the parking lot is dangerous. Cars can't see me.

 Whitner : Maybe you should ask the parking office for some crampons.

 House : This is about who can most easily cross the parking lot. You're the winner.

 Foreman : There's still no answer at either one of your parent's cell numbers.

 Foreman : Is there any other way we might be able to contact them?

 Leah : What does it matter where they are? I mean, he's in pain.

 Leah : Then call my parents. They know him, and they'll take responsibility,

 Leah : You can't just let him sit here in agony until his parents finally decide...

You win. I'm doing the venogram now. We'll deal with the fallout later.

 Foreman : and breathing problems. She was born with a rare mutation of A-T.

 Elizabeth : Emily has a unique variant on both of her ATM genes.

 Elizabeth : Her disorder mimics A-T, but not all of the symptoms.

 Elizabeth : It's not. A-T patients have a life expectancy of 20 years.

 Elizabeth : I examined her lungs two days ago. They're functioning normally.

 Elizabeth : If the diagnosis was easy, I wouldn't need you people.

 Elizabeth : I'm here because according to Eric, you're the best.

 Elizabeth : A-T makes her hypersensitive to ionizing radiation.

 Addison : Well, your doctor at the clinic is a former student of mine.

The hospital gets a write-off, and it makes Dr. Shepherd look good, so...

 Cristina interrupts : We'll watch it. If it doesn't cross the line,

 Cristina interrupts : - you'll get IV antibiotics. - If it does cross the line?

It'd mean the infection's aggressive. We'd have to do a muscle biopsy.

 Claire : - We're supposed to run a 10K tomorrow. - Oh, on this leg? I doubt it.

And I thought, "How about I get the guys a little thank-you to pay them back?"

- Where did you get that? - From Stuart at the comic-book store.

 Park : Oh. I thought the patient had normal pressure hydrocephalus.

 House : Unless you're an idiot, you know why I thought Park was an idiot.

 House : Try unsquinting your eyes and reading the labs next time.

 Cofield : Are you intentionally trying to get me to dislike you?

 Cofield : that you actually used the phrasing, "unsquint your eyes"?

 Chase : could indicate a problem with his heart, which would...

 Powell cont'd : Rick, you didn't tell me they put her in the safe.

 Powell : This used to be a gentlemen's game. We were like ghosts.

 Powell : These aren't the sort of chaps a fellow in my line of work

 Powell : More often than you'd think, actually. Ours is a very small community.

 Powell : In my day, we'd usually come to some sort of an agreement.

 Powell : You see, there was a code of conduct among professionals.

 Beckett : - You brought a thief to a crime scene? - It was very helpful.

 Beckett : and the next time you show up at a crime scene without me,

 Esposito : Do you have any idea what this does to the investigation?

 Esposito : You don't think I wanted to go over there and beat the hell out of him?

 Bernadette : I've been working on this facial expression all day.

 Amy : ...but upon contemplation, I decided I was being selfish.

 Amy : ...and came up with an even better way to celebrate Valentine's Day.

 Sheldon : This is the most thoughtful gift that anyone's ever given me.

 Sheldon : And that's including an amazing gift I gave myself earlier today.

I know gift-giving puts pressure on you so whatever you got me, you can return.

 Howard : Hang on a second. Bernie, next weekend we have that thing.

 Mr. Rostenkowski : All right, it's settled. You and I are going fishing.

 Howard : I've never even been fishing. This is gonna be a disaster.

 Raj : If you don't want to look foolish doing something, you should practice.

 Raj : Do you know how many beef Wellingtons I made by myself...

 Raj : I'll give you a hint. You can see them here, here and here.

 Sheldon : ...and humiliate me in front of the whole university.

 House : Only 'cause you would have let her. Like you did just now.

 Cuddy : I have been rebelling against this woman my entire life.

 House : you're gonna decide that the man sleeping next to you killed your mother.

 Sheldon : ...with a slightly out-of-scale head and a mild Dr Pepper addiction.

 Raj : The only way your mother was born was your meemaw had sex.

-I don't wanna hear this. -Then let go of the ring and walk away.

 Howard : I'll bet your meemaw didn't just have sex to have your mother...

 Thirteen : Polyserositis would inflame the membranes near her epiglottis

 Thirteen : and the heart's pericardium, causing the chest pain.

 Cuddy : I've hired a grief counselor, who I'm sure none of you will see.

 Cuddy : And I'm offering time off, which I'm sure none of you will take.

 House : I assume he thinks that I will work through this better

 House : if I don't have to keep flicking his wings off my shoulder.

 House : I know his fantasy football team cratered, figured he'd gotten over it.

 Wilson : You've been running god knows how many miles a day. Fallen 100 times off

 Wilson : that skateboard, and you're shocked to have some soreness?

 Wilson : House, people get aching joints, cramps, they put on an ice pack.

 Wilson : Because you've been stuffing vicodin every five minutes

 Wilson : I think you want me to feel sorry for you and either do the end around on

 Jurgen : To charge me, your State Department has to ask my government permission.

 Ryan : Yeah, cases don't always get solved as quickly as they do in Castle's books.

 Esposito : Just keep digging until we find some hard evidence on Jurgen.

 Beckett : Sightseeing. Looks like he won't be a problem after all.

Vasily Zhirov wants me to meet him for coffee. what should I do?

 Beckett : I know you don't want to send an innocent man to jail

 Beckett : when you know that the real killer is still out there.

 Beckett : We also have surveillance photos of you at that subway stop

 Slaughter : Must have been unbearable for a stand-up guy like you, huh, Brian?

 Slaughter : That way none of this would come back on you and the Westies.

 Brian : Even with his last breath, that boy managed to screw me up.

What you can do for your baby right now is take care of yourself. Good girl.

 Alex : I know it hurts. Come on, now. Keep breathing for me, OK?

Hey. Uh, I need you to take this little girl to the triage tents.

 Meredith : I need you to take this little girl to the triage tents for me. Please.

 Ryan : Well, we learned that Esposito's not very good with laces.

 Esposito : There were a lot of laces... I loosened them for you.

 Esposito : outside of the dungeon, which might explain the hole in our timeline.

 Beckett : Had. Matt was telling the truth. Jessica pulled out of the fellowship.

Given her concerns for privacy, she wouldn't just throw it away.

 Beckett : Well, maybe we missed something. Maybe she hid it somewhere.

 Danielle : No. I would've noticed that. Maybe she took them up to school.

 Danielle : Didn't seem like Jessica's shade, and it wasn't one of mine.

 Bernadette : I'll help Raj in here. Why don't you go keep my dad company?

Whose Number Two? One of the more difficult games sewer workers play.

 Joey : - Bottle next to the shaving cream. - Worm medicine for the duck.

 Gunther : Oh, dark mother, once again I suckle at your smoky teat.

 Meredith : Some bones to break. Something to smash. Can you help me with that?

 Callie : - He's just O'Malley. Your roommate. - You don't have to get all up...

 Callie : George O'Malley is sweet and kind, and smart and strong.

 Callie : Don't forget to clean it up. When you're done smashing.

 Henry Dobson : I found something in the mortuary's files from '05.

 Henry Dobson : but the symptoms in the autopsy report didn't fit.

 Jeffrey Cole : No, she's a vegetarian and only ate organic vegetables, at that.

 Travis Brennan : you want us to do a brain biopsy on a 24-year-old woman?

 Greg House : I want you to do a brain biopsy on a 48-year-old dead guy.

 Greg House : Think of it as keeping another one from being buried.

 Greg House : where I tell you that your beliefs are ridiculous and you totally cave?

 Greg House : The Lord works for six days, then tells the union he needs a rest.

 Greg House : You know, if I was all-powerful I think I'd take at least two days.

 Greg House : He had oatmeal on his pants yesterday and the day before.

 Chandler : Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you...

 Chandler : ...I'll spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way.

 House : takes it from a little complicated to a little moronic.

 House : We're almost at my floor, so I'll summarize. Your problem, not mine.

Right, I'd forgotten about your deep emotional attachment to lemurs.

 Cuddy : He was holding the camera. That was the last trip we ever took together.

 Wilson : The crazy ones you sent, trying to get me to make you feel better

 Wilson : about destroying your classmate's life? No, I never got those.

 House : Probably trying to guilt me into getting him a better job.

 Blah-blah : Then why has she been trying to undermine me all night?

 Leonard : ...and the longest conversation you've had with a woman was when your mom called.

 Howard : Don't be ridiculous. You can't just tell a falcon when to hunt.

 Hayley : eating room service, watching bad reality television, you know, my life.

 Alexis : Well, maybe I can call you sometime if I need some advice.

 Beckett : So do you need a lift, or are you just checking in on me?

 Beckett : So do you believe that Allison Hyde masterminded all of this?

 Ryan : the bookseller sold seven books on the same day last month.

 Ryan : And I see all seven of those books on one shelf of Warburg's bookcase.

 Beckett : Or Warburg is rebuilding his book collection, one shelf at a time.

 Beckett : Do you have his address? Does he get his books delivered?

 Beckett : to look up all the properties bought or sold in the area

 Beckett : So according to Ryan, the house at the end of this driveway

 ALEX : October 30, 1974. It's the fight known as Rumble in the Jungle.

 DEREK : That's not going to stay. You're giving it too much slack.

 CHIEF : I can figure out how to sew on my own buttons. I am a surgeon.

 Melanie : Boy, somebody's gonna get a big fruit basket tomorrow!

 Melanie : I gotta tell you, you are nothing like I thought you'd be.

 Castle : Weekender meets local beauty, the elixir to his stressful city life.

 Castle : but then the wife gets wind of it, forces him to end it.

 Beckett : that it was her that he was arguing with on the beach?

 Castle : - And there she is. Natalia Roosevelt. - In the "yes" column.

 Castle : That is a popular local watering hole. Can I buy you a drink?

 Beckett : Find a natural way of bringing up the murder, see how she reacts.

 Leonard : Her apartment's on the fourth floor, elevator is broken, you're gonna...

 Leonard : - I guess we'll just bring it up ourselves. - I hardly think so.

 Sheldon : ...or lifting belts, or any measurable upper-body strength.

 Leonard : Give me a fulcrum and a lever and I can move the Earth.

 Sheldon : Yes, but they all involve a Green Lantern and a power ring.

 Leonard : Force required to lift is reduced by the sine of the angle of the stairs...

 Cristina : Most of them are seriously dead before you even get there.

 George : Why didn't you tell me that when I was going on and on

 Raj : I can't believe I bought my soul mate at Glendale Galleria.

I called your dad. I asked what things you liked to do when you were a kid.

 Leonard : This seemed easier than getting a cow out here so you could tip it.

 Leonard : ...feel like an eagle is trying to carry you to its nest?

 Foreman : In moments of confusion, Alzheimer's patients regress to old routines.

 Chase [pointing At The Side Of A Building Beside The Field] : Over here!

 House : The only thing I hate more than a thief is a crippled thief.

No idea. Stevie Lipa's EKG and echocardiogram were normal, but...

 House : J. Whitner, doctor. Who is he, and where do I find him?

Sixteen-year-old kid. ER workup revealed a bloody pleural effusion.

 Howard : ...since the day Leonard made that muItiplication error.

 Sheldon : ...to one of the suggestions I put in the box by your office.

 Sheldon : You don't like when I give them to you while in the men's room.

 Sheldon : If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're one of those people...

 Seibert : Dr. Cooper, the Physics Department tells me you're refusing to take vacation.

 Seibert : ...in my suggestion box you installed without asking me is : 

Okay, it's settled, then. I'll see you all on Monday. Except for you.

 Sheldon : But if I don't come into work, what am I supposed to do?

 Penny : but it'll be a miracle if one person asks for my autograph.

 The Security Guard : -Okay, lady, you're out of here. -No, you can't arrest me!

I need something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue.

 Ross : I'm sorry. It's almost as if this wasn't built for a quick getaway.

We'll work it around his schedule, so he doesn't have to quit school.

 Phoebe : People need transportation, and they need massages to relax.

Think about it. It's a taxi that people take when they need to relax.

 House : That's what five pediatricians, two nutritionists and a psychologist said.

 House : The heart attack would seem to indicate that they missed something.

- It's gotta be something genetic. - What about metabolic syndrome "X"?

Syndrome "X" could cause a stroke. I don't know about a heart attack.

- It could, if her blood pressure was high enough. - Which is likely, considering her weight.

 House : Fits the symptoms. Me likee. Do a hyperinsulinemic euglycemic clamp.

I've been told that I gotta get rid of one of you guys by the end of the week.

 Cameron : We can't let it get to us. We've gotta stick together. Why?

 Cameron : Are you suggesting we start slashing each other's throats?

 Chase : I'm suggesting it's a zero-sum game. Your loss is my win. That's not conducive to team play.

 Foreman : Which is what House seems to want. Look, I'm with Cameron.

It may be a bad strategy, but I don't wanna give House that satisfaction.

 Cameron : M.S.X. patients don't respond normally to insulin, which causes their body to create too much,

 Cameron : We're going to do a test to be sure, but there are certain dangers.

 Ted from 2030 : They watched it over and over that night until finally,

 House : Raccoon roundworms are not excreted by their human host.

They invade his liver, sending dead liver cells coursing through his system.

They attack his eyeand the muscles surrounding it, making his eyeball do a backflip.

Laser photocoagulation to fix the eye and a high dose of benzimidazole to kill the worms.

"It is typically characterized by difficulty establishing friendshipsand playing with peers,

trouble accepting convential social rules, and they dislike any change in setting or routine."

 Thirteen : But you're strong. You've made good choices. You'll be fine.

 Thirteen : This is Sophia's brain three days ago, this is her brain today.

 Taub : You wanna treat a patient nearly poisoned to death by giving her more poison?

 House : Just because we call something a poison doesn't mean it's bad for you.

 House : But since she's still dying, the arsenic, obviously, wasn't killing her.

 House : And since she's now getting worse, the arsenic was obviously fighting the killer.

 Alexis : I know you date, Dad. I know you probably do other things

 Castle : Slow down there. Let's not go buying rings anytime soon. It's just a date.

But if that's who you date, I mean, are you really going to find happiness

 Castle : Look, it's my job to worry about you, not the other way around.

 Alexis : Yeah, that's what you said when you tried to deep-fry a turkey,

 Alexis : and we all know how that turned out. I just don't want you to get hurt.

 Castle : - I'm glad they grew back. - They're finally matching.

 Mccord : And that was when you realized he was about to betray your family,

 Beckett : You didn't even tell your Uncle Anton, or your other relatives?

 Svetlana : but I never said so to my family. I would die first.

 Svetlana : Charlie said it was a perfect chance for me to come here,

 Beckett : Okay, if all of that's true, then why did you trail him to the warehouse?

 Svetlana : To beg him not to look for those guns. I was afraid my family would find out.

 Beckett : We know about McMurtry. Just walk away while you got a chance.

 Leo : Okay, this is not good. Not good! How do they even know what I saw?

 Adams : She said when her mom slips again, she didn't want to be there.

 House : I don't care if the people who work for me are screwed up,

 House : You just lost interest once it stopped being an affair.

 House : You'll just have to get your adrenaline fix somewhere else.

 Meredith : Did you wet your pants? That's OK. It happens sometimes.

 Derek : Ferry boats don't get in accidents. They're safe. They're reliable.

 Derek : The moment you take one for granted, along comes a container ship and boom.

We're going to need the OR for the incoming for the ferry accident.

 Derek : I mean, we were fine, now it's like... I'm living with a ghost.

 Marcus : My new assignment is to shadow you into enemy territory

 House : You obviously have a theory as to why demeaning is not demeaning.

 Wilson : You're escalating to prove I was wrong about you being nice.

 Bracken : You really think she can turn off that kind of obsession?

 House : Nope. Anybody bother MRIing our patient's liver for tumors?

 Taub : If you're not obsessing, you must have already figured it out.

 Foreman : There's a tiny spot on the caudate lobe. Could be a granuloma.

 Thirteen : It hits her lungs, we give her steroids, it blossoms and attacks her liver.

If it glows, the sick children who need her soufflÃ©s can breathe easier.

 Esposito : and neighbors saw him leave his apartment with an overnight bag.

 Beckett : Well, you know, it might not have to do with your brother.

 Beckett : Can you think of any reasons why your brother might have been biased

 Eddie Mcusic : When he was a kid, my brother had a few scrapes with the law,

 Eddie Mcusic : What he didn't believe in were third, fourth, fifth chances.

 Beckett : Do you know if your brother had any problems with anyone at work?

 Esposito : And he kept your share of the gold after you went in.

 Beckett : Gold. He was holding her cut of the heist from nine years ago.

 Ryan : Sonia didn't want the secret of the gold's location to die with her father.

 Castle : They took Esposito for insurance, in case we try to stop them.

 Beckett : Which means, we find Pena's coin stash, we'll find Espo.

 Ryan : Problem is, we don't know the first thing about this guy.

 Alex : Um... Top one, yes. I didn't check the one on the bottom.

 Sheldon : It's all right, Alex. I'm not mad at you. I'm just disappointed.

 Sheldon : Do you think it's appropriate for her to sit with us, given her station?

 Sheldon : If I've learned anything from British television shows on PBS...

 Sheldon : ...it's that servants dine downstairs with their own kind.

 Sheldon : ...with a glimpse of a world that's just beyond their soot-stained fingertips.

 Ryan : McGinnis put in a 10-minute phone call to Zack, the guitarist.

 Beckett : - Hey! Hey, hey! Hey! It's okay! - Screw you, you stupid whore!

 Zack : One minute, she's singing along, the next minute, she goes postal,

 Zack : starts telling me I'm stealing from Hayley. She's crazy!

 Castle : It doesn't look good, Zack. Beating up one Blue, killing another.

 Beckett : You could have easily slipped away and killed Hayley.

 Beckett : Why did you talk to John McGinnis the day before Hayley was killed?

 Beckett : He let all you guys go after Hayley disbanded the group.

 Addison : If you have any questions at all, please ask Dr. Grey.

From what I have seen, she is one of the hospital's most popular interns.

Chin up. I'm this tough on everyone, not just the women my husband sleeps with.

 Richard : As long as I'm in here, I don't know what's happening out there.

 George : - I'm an investigative sponge. - I'm not fooling around.

 Richard : There's too much been happening lately under my radar.

 House : You'd lie too if you bottomed out and ended up in drug rehab.

 House : Our patient is Kendall Pearson, 16-year-old aspiring pirate.

 House : before the clock strikes, "You're too old to set a record."

 House : What about your internship, did you sign up this morning?

 Masters : Maybe she had a seizure and that's what caused her collapse.

 Phoebe : ...and she tapped on the window with her teeny, little paw, and we ran to let her in.

 Ross : Okay, maybe this is so hard because there aren't 50 states.

 Tag : I gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots.

 Wilson : It's possible a secret admirer gave House the same book I gave him last Christmas,

 Cuddy : BP 180 over 110. Crackling three-quarters of the way up.

 Taub : and we needed an answer on the overdose, so we called her in.

 Taub : This is a good experience for me as my parents never got divorced.

 House : We got distracted by the painkillers, toxins are still the most likely...

You know, in Girl Scouts, Tammie Dineesha said you could do that with panty hose.

 Leonard : I thought because our relationship's in a beta test, you wanted to take things slow.

 Leonard : I can go so slow it'll be like there's a snail in your mouth.

 Sheldon : Social niceties have been suspended. We're in a state of emergency.

 Sheldon : ...lawlessness and savagery are the order of the day.

 Sheldon : I wanted to alert you in case you smelled caramelizing marshmallows...

 Ross : Hey, look. I don't really enjoy being with other men that way.

 Amy : A comic that depicts a woman whose bosom can't be used as a flotation device.

 Stuart : Sorry. Most of the guys who come in here like big boobs.

 Howard : ...slapping them on cards and selling them at 25 bucks a pop.

 Raj : They're not even trying. Remember the Satanimals pack with the Hellephant?

 Raj : Absurd. What was he, a bad elephant who died and went to hell?

 Raj : What could an elephant possibly do that would cause him eternal damnation?

 Howard : ...between Billy the Kid and the White Wizard of the North? Heh.

 Raj : Obviously, a guy with a six-shooter beats an old man with a magic wand.

Hey, before, you said that nothing could happen between us. What changed?

- You realize that's your brother. - Not until you said it. Somebody switch!

Phoebe and Mike. We're the only ones leaving with the person we came with!

 Ryan : Right, but how the hell did Lars get his hands on 400,000 bucks?

 Beckett : Don't... Do not say that it was to gain control of the genie.

 Esposito : Which means that this mystery shipper is our prime suspect.

 Ryan : If he was extorting Lars, he'd have plenty of motive for murder.

Ifwe can track down those antiquities, that should lead us to the killer.

 Castle : No. I've been doing some digging into that mystery blonde.

 Castle : This is the real Lindsay Dillon, a 65-year-old black woman

 Montgomery : - But he confessed. - Well, he might have confessed,

 Montgomery : With all due respect, Mrs. Thompson, half the men in prison

 Valerie Thompson : Do those men's wives get a package in the mail every month

 Castle : Uh, your husband confessed to a murder he didn't commit for money?

 Valerie Thompson : I know this will sound crazy, but we didn't know what else to do.

 Valerie Thompson : Jared was born with a rare respiratory disease,

 Valerie Thompson : and we didn't have the money or the insurance

 Valerie Thompson : If Brady hadn't done what he did, Jared wouldn't even be alive right now.

 Montgomery : Did Brady ever tell you who actually committed the murder

 Valerie Thompson : But Brady felt that the less I knew, the safer I would be.

 Valerie Thompson : Even the packages didn't have a return address.

 Beckett : Okay, so what we know so far is that about four months ago

 Ryan : Prison should have a record of everyone Brady talked to.

 Montgomery : We already checked his phone logs. There's nothing there.

 Castle : Well, whatever Brady said, it worked. Payments started up again.

 Beckett : I didn't do this to hurt you, I did it to protect you.

 Beckett : When the shoe was on the other foot, I felt the same way.

 Castle : No, that's not it. It's you. Because I've seen this before.

 Beckett : It wouldn't matter. These people have the power to pull strings,

 Castle : Then whoever's behind it can't come after you or Vikram.

 Sheldon : But my mom made me spaghetti with chopped-up hot dogs

 Leonard : Not once did my mother ever give me any love or affection

Doesn't matter; a good Christian would've turned the other cheek.

 Mrs Cooper : Hey, who's in the mood for spaghetti and hot dogs?

 Doctor 1 : We're over the limit. We've got to start rewarming her

 Doctor 1 : House, she's out of time, she's gonna be a vegetable.

 Wilson : They were able to restart her heart. She's doing as well as could be hoped.

 Wilson : The neurosurgeons are attempting to remove it right now.

Derek finished a craniotomy on the wife, but her husband's got severe flu.

Swollen Iymph nodes, buboes. Turns out they came in contact with...

He has a blood condition. I need to know whose baby it is I'm dealing with.

 SARAH : - I don't know anything about any baby. - None of us do.

One of you must, otherwise, you and your parents wouldn't be here.

Can't you just do some DNA test so the rest of us can get out of here?

 Meredith : See. Bilateral pleural effusion with evidence of subQ edema.

 Addison : We've detected what looks like beginning heart failure in the twins.

 Joe : Tell Pete to wash out the taps every night. Not every other night.

 Joe : And remind him that the delivery truck comes at 6 : 00a. m. Kegs go in the back.

 Joe : Oh, another thing. There's petty cash on the top shelf in the storage closet.

 Richard : But solving Joe's finances is not my job, it's not your job,

 Richard : and it's sure as hell not the job I assigned you today.

It seems wrong to cut him open, sew him up, and leave him, left with nothing.

 Richard : If we can save his life, we'll hardly be leaving him with nothing.

 Derek : That's as far as I can go for now. Let's start cooling him.

 Ted : I'm not The Blitz! The only thing I missed last night was my best friends

 Ted : stabbing me in the back by hanging out with my worst enemy.

 Ted : That means you're supposed to hate her, too! That's your rule, Lily!

 Lily : I will hate her until I get my money back for You, Me and Dupree!

 Foreman : Patient's not responding to the antibiotics. Still can't breathe.

 Foreman : We can't do a bronc because her lungs are still collapsed.

 House : Regular radical, me radical or me-out-of-my-mind radical?

 Cameron : she'll keep having strokes and we'll have to keep bleeding her.

We resect the tumor, hormone levels go back to normal, her symptoms go away.

 Foreman : The answer's right there. It's just a question of finding it.

 Izzie : You saw the way she was looking at me. She wants the autopsy.

 Cristina : Meredith, this is Fight Club. Nobody talks about it.

 Cristina : If I'm missing out on a real patient because of this,

 Chandler : ...putting up decorations for Rachel's birthday party tonight.

...but apparently singing ''l Will Survive'' in a helium voice, not helping.

You're damn right l am. l've been waiting for a cookie for seven minutes.

 Bernadette : We're so proud of you, Amy. Your first bikini wax.

 Ross : So is everybody here? I got here a little early, myself.

Now, the hadrosaurids have been unearthed in two main locations.

 Leonard : Although, I'm pretty sure Dr. Boots Hofstadter's degree was honorary.

 Taub : His mother feels it's better to do the tests at a different hospital.

 Chase : House isn't gonna give up. Just tell him about your parents.

 Chase : We all have family dysfunction. That's why we're successful.

When I read the description I thought it came with a little raspberry monkey.

 Monica : - Oh, my God. - I'll just have what she's having instead.

 Sarah : No. If I can't have your clams, you can't have my dessert.

Her bone marrow's shutting down. She actually has aplastic anemia.

 Foreman : I went back and checked your old records. It makes sense.

 Anica : It's not just the latest white count that's leading you to feel this...

 Foreman : - It's a lifelong regimen. - Yeah, I don't want that.

 Sheldon : And if there's time, take 12 pictures with us in seasonal clothing.

 Foreman : We got your blood work back. Some things are a little off.

 Sean : Why? What would cause that? It's preeclampsia, isn't it?

I'm gonna miscarry, aren't I? - Preeclampsia is a possibility. But let's not get ahead of ourselves.

 Naomi : We had to use in vitro. You've gotta make sure the baby's okay.

 Foreman : How about we take care of both of you at the same time?

The nurse will be in soon to take some blood. I'd like to run some more tests.

 Foreman : Look for a shallow grave with Vogler standing over it.

There's a new drug called 8C12 that's shown promise in Phase II trials.

 Penny : Okay, look, here's the thing. I like pharmaceutical sales--

 Landon : Driscoll sent me to isolation all the time. Doesn't mean I poisoned him.

 Macdonald : DI Driscoll's way harder on him than the rest of us.

 Foreman : If he dies because of whatever you gave him, that's what'll happen.

 Landon : and after this I'll get bounced to another foster hole.

 Landon : Prison, now or later, doesn't make that much of a difference to me.

 Foreman [to Macdonald] : Might be an allergic reaction to the cleaning solution.

 Foreman : All the tests came back normal. There's nothing to explain his symptoms.

Okay, but let's pretend there's something and go from there. Who sees something on this M.R.I.?

 House : He's 16, so he should have an absolutely pristine brain. The smallest thing is abnormal.

 House : Took a small clue that there's a neurological problem and wasn't afraid to run with it.

 House : He knew that I saw something on the M.R.I., so he figured there must be something there and took a guess.

 House : The George Washington Bridge between the left and right side of the brain.

 Dr. Talbot : It wasn't like she was our housekeeper, that we saw every day.

 Melissa Talbot : because she got very flustered and couldn't get out of there fast enough.

 Melissa Talbot : Zane seemed to be fine. So I decided to let it go.

the more I realized that that was not the first time that she had seemed

 Dr. Talbot : Giving him more attention than seemed appropriate.

That that might be the way that people are with children in her country?

 Melissa Talbot : Of course. All I did was mention to the manager

 Melissa Talbot : that maybe somebody would want to talk to her,

I didn't even know that she had been fired until you told us, and now she's...

 Melissa Talbot : has anything to do with what happened to her, do you?

 Beckett : No, Mrs. Talbot, it's the fault of the person who killed her.

 Castle : That was pretty nice of you, letting her off the hook like that.

 Castle : It's pretty obvious Eliska blames her for losing her job.

 Beckett : Maybe so, and maybe being let go somehow led to her being killed.

 Beckett : But making that woman feel any worse won't get us closer to solving the crime.

A date? No, you must be mistaken, because you wouldn't have a date...

 Joey : You made me feel really guilty about going out with that girl.

 Joey : Like I did something terrible. Now you're doing the same thing.

 Phoebe : This is with David. Remember David, the scientist guy?

 Rocco : He was ready to kill Luca, wanted to pull the trigger himself.

 Beckett : We found blood evidence at the scene where Luca was shot.

 Beckett : CSU pulled a thumbprint off of it that matched a DMV record.

 Beckett : she got Eric to help cover it up, and then she killed him, too.

 Castle : Can't. I gotta go. I'll call you back and tell you later.

 Barney : That's why there's a little thing in corporate america

 Barney : Lily screams at one of the kids in her kindergarten class.

 Foreman : You reassigned us, kept us on payroll for three months,

 Cuddy : I want you to stay on in Neuro, but House was a genius.

 Foreman : House was an egotistical, pill-popping, lawsuit magnet.

 Foreman : And I worked with him longer than anybody else. I can do this.

 Foreman : Treat for CRPS. Prep the patient for spinal stimulation.

 Tommy Marcone : Didn't take him long to figure out it was Brian, though.

"Swim for gold"? Vanity plates? I mean, can you get any more douchey?

 Tommy Marcone : Brian's up in Greenwich with his own training pool,

 Tommy Marcone : Meanwhile, Zack's stuck here boosting cars just so he can eat,

 Tommy Marcone : 'cause he can't take a nickel of outside money, or else he's done.

 Tommy Marcone : He knew right then and there Brian was juicing.

Well, he hadn't figured that out yet. Kind of a big deal, you know?

 Tommy Marcone : I told him he should turn that cheating bastard Brian in,

 Beckett : Zack Lindsey was killed after he found a cache of illegal steroids

 Montgomery : She's like a tiger in there. I never get tired of watching her.

 Beckett : and you're telling me that you had no idea it was gone?

 Esposito : Freakin' kids, man. I don't know how you do it, bro.

 Castle : you're just dealing with someone who hasn't been around as long as we have.

 Ryan : Hey. No luck on the BOLO, but I talked to Garcia in Robbery.

 Shane Winters : Said sooner or later you'd find your way down here.

 Vasiliy : Your detective friends didn't have much luck questioning him.

 Castle : Maybe we should leave it... Maybe we shouldn't interfere.

 Vasiliy : This here is Richard Castle, one of the great mystery writers of our time.

 Vasiliy : And he has a few questions for you about the murder of Grigory Mishkin.

 Jurgen : The cops can't touch me. What are you guys going to do?

 Vasiliy : It is like a soft fur coat that keeps you warm and cozy

 Vasiliy : But, my friend, Russian justice plays by different rules.

 Vasiliy : When you're in Ibiza next month, you might wake up on the beach

 Penny : - How did you guys finish so fast? - I don't know, there were a lot of pictures.

 Bernadette : It's crazy. They spend hours arguing about things that don't even exist.

I don't think it's heavy, I think it's some sort of magic so only Thor can lift it.

 Post Office Clerk : Like she's been in an accident? It could be Mary Wright.

 Post Office Clerk : buys a money order to send to her relatives in New York.

 Susan : but everything I did back then, I did because I thought it would help.

 Castle : Her body was found in a tub of motor oil. But you already know that.

Once she decided on something, well, you just better not be in her way.

 Susan : I don't know how he got back on board without us seeing. I tried...

 Susan : I was, I was too late. When the bomb exploded, I was thrown overboard.

 Alice : My name is Alice Bickham. I'm here about my mother, Grace.

 Mrs. Wood : You told me to go to work and you said you would look after her.

 Mrs. Wood : She's scared enough without you putting ideas in her head.

 Mrs. Wood : How do you tell a scared kid to give her baby away?

 Izzie : I didn't tell her. I didn't advise her. I didn't pressure her.

 Mrs. Wood : You're not her mother. She's my kid. And you crossed the line.

 Mrs. Wood : So what, you're a big shot doctor and you get to judge us?

 Izzie : She's smart and she's thoughtful and she can have more.

 Izzie : and a graveyard shift at a truck stop diner. Don't you want that for her?

 Kate Beckett : Castle, I thought this was gonna be a small gathering. I mean...

 Kate Beckett : There's enough food in here for, like, 50 people.

 Richard Castle : Never underestimate the importance of leftovers.

 Castle : Pi said he would make a cranberry concoction of some kind.

 Castle : Sometimes she's Puritan, sometimes she's Native American.

Um... So is there anything else I should know about you before we get married?

 Castle : Oh. Too bad it wasn't in a cathedral. That would be so T. S. Eliot.

 Castle : When we do this, let's not do the dead body in the middle of the aisle.

 House : Did you ever get a paper cut? A really nasty one, between the fingers?

and you'll just barely approach the kind of suffering she'll experience

The dentist couldn't find any cavities. And I'm getting these headaches.

 House : Millions of women have got the same thing. They're not bugging me.

 Castle : Hayley actually wanted to watch me solve yet another murder.

 Esposito : Yeah, remember, bro, you cannot solve a homicide without us.

 Lanie : Our victim took his right between his T4 and T5 vertebrae.

 Ryan : None of the security was tripped, all the cameras were shut down.

 Beckett : That's why you write mysteries. That's why I became a cop.

 Michael Connelly : I'm very proud to present this year's recipient

No, see, the liquid-metal terminators were created in the future by Skynet...

 Leonard : ...but that future no longer exists due to Dyson's death in Terminator 2.

 Sheldon : ...were originally evil terminators created by Skynet...

 Sheldon : ...then reprogrammed by the future John Connor, why would Skynet...

 Sheldon : ...bother to create a petite, hot, 17-year-old killer robot?

- All right, wait. They use it to lure... - Eh! Too late, I win.

 Beckett : Castle, help me untie him. We got to get out of here.

 Beckett : He eluded a massive manhunt by killing half a dozen people,

 Beckett : Once they recover the photos, they'll probably kill us.

 Rogan : Hey, believe it or not, I was just trying to do the right thing for Tildy.

 House : Hey, speaking of breathing hard... Cameron, you engaged to Chase yet?

 Thirteen : We're calling about the patient, not Dr. Cameron's love life.

 Cameron : Moves things along much faster if you just give him the answers.

 Cameron : There's a bunch of drugs that can lower a seizure threshold.

 House : And no matter what the answer, it would have been interesting.

 House : His place, control issues. Not sure whose, but, interesting.

 House : They overheard me announce the half-price bank foreclosure

 House : Because they don't need to be here. Neither do you, and yet you are.

 Beckett : I know that there are a lot of unanswered questions here,

 Connors : But once those leads dry up, we have to scale back our investigation.

 Beckett : Take a look at local airlines, gas stations, and pull traffic cams.

 Cynthia Harrison : I don't understand. How does my husband's head just go missing?

 Cynthia : I need to make sure that his wishes are being respected.

 Weiss : I'm just as concerned about Hamilton's head as you are, Detective.

 Weiss : There must have been a break-in at our storage facility.

 Weiss : We've never had anything like this happen to one of our clients.

 Beckett : Either you're part of a cover-up or you're a murderer.

 Beckett : when you colluded in moving a body from a murder scene?

 Beckett : I get a warrant for the head, and suddenly it ends up missing.

 Ted : Your life is falling apart and that these guys missed your birthday.

 Cameron : Just because we haven't found anything on the scan doesn't mean it's not there.

 Chase : Yes, and that would make complete sense if there was anything in her environment.

 Foreman : She's been out of her environment for four days and she's still getting worse.

 Cameron : Since we know the ovaries are fine, the most likely cause...

"Most likely" means she wants to root around inside your little girl's brain

I don't think it's a tumor. - First year medical school... if you hear hoof beats, you think horses, not zebras.

then her kindly family doctor in Trenton makes the obvious diagnosis, and it never gets near this office.

If it's not a tumor, what are the suspects? Why couldn't she talk?

 House : - Get her a contrast M.R.I. - Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease?

I assume it's a corollary if "people lie" that "people screw up".

 House : Redraw the blood tests and get her scheduled for that contrast M.R.I. ASAP.

 House : Really? Well, that's odd because I had no intention of being in your office 20 minutes ago.

You think we have nothing to talk about? No. I just can't think of anything I'd be interested in.

Are you gonna grab my cane now, stop me from leaving? That would be juvenile.

 Leonard : They find themselves, through no fault of their own, you know, kind of addicted.

 Leonard : If a person doesn't have a sense of achievement in their real life...

...it's easy to lose themselves in a world where a false sense of accomplishment...

 Penny : Yeah, jabber, jabber, jabber. Okay, boys, Queen Penelope's back online.

 Narrator : And for lily and marshall, those certain parts were,

 Castle : This place shut down in 2010. You really think he'd come back here?

CASTLE : I'm just saying, energy wars, a soldier from the future,

 Beckett : No different than Ted Kaczynski or Mark David Chapman.

 Beckett : We're talking about his life. We can't let them take him.

 Esposito : Are you crazy? It would never work. You'll never even get out of Holding.

 Beckett : - Tyson did it. - Because nobody was looking for him.

 Castle : This is so much less fun than the other night at your place.

 Castle : Remember how angry you were that I wouldn't stop investigating that case?

 Homeless Old Guy : I'm sorry. I was just trying to freak you out.

 House : We are selfish, base animals crawling across the earth,

 House : we can occasionally aspire to something that is less than pure evil.

 Michelle : -Why would he break up with me? -l don't know, sweetie.

All l ever wanted was to just love him and have him love me back.

 Mike : Coming up next, we've got Monica singing ''Delta Dawn.''

Once that spotlight hits you, it's so bright, you won't see anyone anyway.

 Sheldon : Hello, Penny. I just stopped by to bring you this gift.

 Sheldon : ...please manipulate Amy into releasing me from my commitment...

 Castle : Of course he's involved. They were seen in the storage room.

 Ryan : An anonymous sympathizer contacted him through his website,

 Ryan : left him the pass and instructions about where to wait backstage.

 Castle : I know I have occasionally theorized that a conspiracy was afoot...

 Beckett : You guys, what if we're looking at this the wrong way?

 Lady : If you don't know how to use a computer, we will teach you here.

 Lady : Most jobs require at least basic word processing skills.

 Lady : We also have a course in how to talk to someone in an interview.

 Lady : We can also provide clothes for the interview if you need them.

 Benjamin : If I need someone to watch her while I'm in a class or on an interview

Well, look, you know what? Sometimes you just don't get the job.

 Barney : We are two grown adults standing among the greatest collection

 Sheldon : See, I've got, uh, my tea is at the perfect sipping temperature.

 Penny : Is that why you had to take him to Office Depot last night?

 Penny : I love him, but if he's broken, let's not get a new one.

 Beckett : You would be breaking the law. But if you found something...

 Beckett : So if someone spotted him, it would lead right back to Noah.

 Beckett : Look around. He may have kept trophies from his victims.

 Marshall : But, barney, you've done way dirtier stuff than ted.

 Bernadette : This is fun. We never really get to talk shop with Penny around.

 Valerie : For example, you would never interrupt a sick woman's treatment

 Foreman : But the House I know never uses phrases like "most commonly."

 House : Staph would be in your heart, lungs, spleen, liver or kidneys

 House : Sign this so that I can take out a piece of your brain.

 House : - There was no abscess on the image. - Let me see it, then.

It's not just their marriage. Look at yours. Look at everybody's.

I don't race cars or make popcorn. None of my proceeds go to charity.

 Chandler : You'll all be very happy to hear that Kathy is sleeping with that guy!

 Franklin : And the laws that made it illegal for the Romany to even set foot

 Franklin : in this state were still on the books until 1998. It's not ancient history.

 Foreman : Conventional therapy hasn't worked. Your son may be dying.

 Foreman : He needs a targeted approach, and you need to trust us.

 Judy : I'm sorry. A lifetime of experiences tells me I can't trust you,

 Judy : and the past three days have done nothing to change that.

 Franklin : If you don't know how to do that, then just tell us,

 House : from that unproven, experimental stuff. Much better to stick

 Foreman : Yes, you're right. We're gonna have to come up with something else.

Do you mean another last-ditch, desperation move? You got anything?

Go back and don't take no for an answer. What kind of salesman are you?

 House : It means that if they don't trust you, you should earn that lack of trust.

 Whitner : From what I hear, what you lack in shame, you also lack in willpower.

 Raj : Tell me this isn't like the best episode of Sex and the City.

 Penny : you'll be in a minivan with Cheerios all over the floor.

 Sheldon : You know, like, uh, if they're mad at something I've done

 Leonard : Next time, I will have a better plan for our evening's activity.

 Leonard : There's a key down here at the bottom. It's neat, huh?

Came up empty, so I just forwarded the whole thing to Agent McCord

 Vikram : Twelve hours later, they were dead and I was running for my life.

 Beckett : Whatever LokSat is, these people will clearly do anything to keep it a secret.

 William Bracken : Detective Beckett, you are the last person I expected to see.

 Bracken : I don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about.

 Beckett : Rachel McCord, Matt Hendricks. Five murdered federal agents.

 Beckett : And why is there a hit squad running around the East Coast,

 Nicole : They have him on some new meds, really knocked him out.

 Darren : I don't know. Turns out I got the rest of the day free.

 Castle : Thai food, a bottle of pinot and my two favorite ladies.

 Castle : Now, why don't you dim the lights for us just a little bit?

 Castle : Mother, why would Oona Marconi be looking forward to hearing from me?

 Castle : Exactly what did you promise her without asking me first?

 Martha : Oh, and darling, when you give her your thoughts, do be kind.

 Robin : that I never got the chance to have that final showdown.

 Jake : Let me show you some of the gut-wrenching environmental atrocities

 Cameron : How can we start treatment if we have no idea what we're treating for?

 House : Give him acetylcysteine, and interferon, and silymarin,

 House : and whatever else you can think of to protect the liver.

 Wilson : Well, thanks to your last consult, the patient has improved dramatically.

 House : your voice sounds like Debbie from accounting is sitting in your lap.

 Frank : Only the one you gave us. Six feet, medium build, brown hair.

 Frank : Yeah, they did, but they were too busy panicking to remember.

- I hated myselffor leaving you. - Water under the bridge, darling.

 Wesley : And whatever happens in the next 10 seconds, no regrets.

 Esposito : Nice job smoothing things over with the feds for Hayley.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, it didn't hurt that they were able to take credit

 Beckett : she knew exactly how to help the UK authorities defeat it.

 Beckett : than by downing a few ice-cold ones with my lead detectives.

 House : - The case was looking so promising. - Hey, I'm not faking.

 Wilson : I heard you were watching surgery with a patient's family.

 Wilson : except the satisfaction of helping another human being.

 Cameron : Tightness in her chest. She can't breathe. It could be a pleural effusion.

 Beckett : No, Ella's roommate saw her making those sketches months ago.

 Yumi : Okay, then if you found it in her sketchbook, then how did I get it?

 Beckett : confirmed seeing Ella give you copies of her sketches.

 Castle : But then the artistic director sees these in your bag.

 Castle : The fresh, stunning raw talent. Perfect for the Fab Five.

 Castle : And being a Fab Five designer could literally make your career.

 Beckett : you realized that Ella would know you had stolen her designs.

 Beckett : You had to discredit her so that no one would believe her.

If she threatened to expose the whole scandal, his career would be over.

 Ryan : But after she took off, he was at the studio until 3 : 00 a.m.

 Castle : But we know someone changed Matilda's calendar from that studio,

because the trapdoor to the basement wasn't discovered until after he died.

 Castle : Donny realized he had to find out before it was too late.

 Castle : Donny sold his union card and bet his life savings that Beau...

 Robin : Well, there's only one possible way to avoid getting deported.

 Gail : I really have to be somewhere, but it was nice meeting you.

 House : We're out of time when we're out of time. When they die or she dies.

 Joey : -Really, I'll pay you back this time. -Where's this money coming from?

 Jennifer : And win or lose, you want people to remember your name when it's over.

 Jennifer : Why do you think they kept us on until the final two?

 Castle : your oven-roasted pork belly glaze didn't take top prize.

 Jennifer : Look, we both won. Yes, Wolf got his own restaurant,

 Beckett : They were all over the appliance used to bludgeon Mr. Wolf to death.

 Jennifer : He said he needed it to make something really special.

 Jennifer : He called me early in the morning and asked to meet.

 Jennifer : like he had a lot of things to do and not a lot of time to do it.

 Beckett : Jennifer's employees confirm that she had a catering job in the Hamptons

 Castle : Her culinary talents would've been wasted in a prison kitchen.

 Lara : My father didn't know how you would like to have me here.

 Esposito : And that she hoped and he hoped that together you could be a family.

 Ross : So, what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?

 Chandler : Our news. My company has asked me to head up our office in Tulsa.

 Joey : -How long do you have to go for? -They said it could be up to a year.

Maybe you forgot, but we have tickets to the Jets game next week!

You can't go. l mean, you're the glue that holds this group together.

They said they'd rent us a house in the suburbs. You guys can come and visit.

 House : If her liver's given to malfunctioning, we make it malfunction.

 15b : Don't we have an ethics board that we should consult, or...

 15b : Lying and paperwork, I get. Shutting down organs, I think...

 13 : We could give her intravenous vitamin D and stick her in a tanning booth.

 13 : If she goes into a coma, we know it's a metabolic problem.

Give her shots of tequila and measure how long it takes for her to pass out.

If it's too fast, then we know her liver is not processing alcohol.

 18 : The Church has a very progressive attitude towards racial equality.

 House : to establish whether the liver's deterioration is within normal range.

 Chandler : We should tell each other everything. I don't have secrets from you.

Really? So tell me what happened to Ross junior year at Disneyland.

Oh, good. Ma would've killed me if she found out I broke my retainer.

She lives over in Manhattan Beach, so it takes like an hour to get there.

Well, you know whenever you and l would try to hit on women in bars...

 Raj : ...they'd blow us off, then we'd tell each other they were gay?

 Howard : - Why did she even go out with you? - She was looking for a husband...

 Castle : Because in Season 3, Episode 5, you said that you are your son's keeper,

He's just embracing life. We could all stand to be more like Parker.

 Phoebe : Are you kidding? People acting like animals to music? Come on!

the thing that made me sure I could do it was the example you two set.

 Sheldon : You know what, let me pull a quick contract off the Internet.

 Castle : I guess Amanda wanted the people responsible for her father's death

 Beckett : So, three days of fear capped with a dark, heart-stopping death.

 Beckett : It emits a magnetic charge that interferes with the system.

 Beckett : So, I guess that there is a logical explanation for everything.

 Ryan : His body disappeared from the morgue shortly after his death.

Police didn't wanna make it known, so they buried an empty coffin.

 Beckett : And now you can finally get rid of this bucket list of yours.

You know, you're right. It would be a shame if something happened to us,

 Beckett : - He's a personal injury attorney. - Taking the late train home.

 Castle : Find it hard to believe no one heard it on the main concourse.

 Beckett : He must have used a suppressor and waited for the train to pass by.

 Lanie : I'll give you a call with an update once I get him back to the lab.

 Castle : Hey, quick. Who do you want to play you in the Nikki Heat movie?

 Ryan : exiting the waiting room, moving very quickly to the 42nd street exit.

 Esposito : Said he was wearing a black coat, black ball cap, sunglasses,

 Castle : Files on Anita, Sam, Dwight, Madsen. All people connected with this case.

 Beckett : What happened that day? Why were you there with Justin?

 Bauer : The viewer was supposed to project their problems on a person,

 Bauer : No! No, it was supposed to help them take control of their problems,

 Bauer : We made two versions, one for women and another for men.

 Bauer : we had to put subjects in a chemically-induced suggestive state

 Sheldon : Boy, oh, boy, this vacation is off to a wonderful start.

 Sheldon : The distant chatter of lab animals being dispatched for dissection.

 Amy : Come on, Sheldon. We can be like Marie Curie and her husband, Pierre...

 Amy : ...bathed in the glow of their love and the radium that uItimately killed her.

 Amy : Screw Beauty and the Beast, that's the love story Disney should tell.

It unraveled quickly when I couldn't answer the question "How did you two meet?"

 Penny : Sure, I get that. I mean, he's your first boyfriend and all.

 Amy : Not just my first boyfriend. He's the best boyfriend. I mean, think about it.

 Penny : ...when you're in a relationship with someone you really care about...

 Penny : ...the sucky part is it leaves you open to getting hurt.

 Ryan : Neither does the stuff that she took from the vic's pockets.

 Beckett : Well, why don't we get the witness together with a sketch artist?

 Ryan : CSU found cigarette butts that match the pack in his pocket.

 Esposito : And if he was up to no good, it wouldn't be his first time.

 Beckett : So let's see if anyone at Go Quick Towing knows how he wound up here.

 Beckett : All right, you guys canvass all of the chess parks in the city.

 Castle : That's impossible. How could they get a court order that fast?

 Alexis : And I thought the dead bodies were going to be the grossest part.

 Taub : I remember somebody saying that hoarding could be a symptom.

 Chase : Might be safer to just assume we're right and start treatment.

 Thirteen : When I was 10 or 11, my dad used to take us to this county fair,

 House [figuring Something Out] : Your mom, who had advanced-stage Huntington's.

 House [figuring Something Out] : You have a sibling, which you've never mentioned.

 Chandler : - What are you doing? - You said to give you the chair.

 Ross : - I'm sorry, I thought it looked pretty. - That was a Halloween costume.

 Rachel : Which, by the way, Chandler, I would like back one of these days.

 Phoebe : Of course, not for tonight. Hi. I'm going to a benefit.

 Wilson : Maybe you'll dream about him again. Maybe he'll give you an address.

 Wilson : I read that REM sleep is the brain's way of working out problems.

Yeah. You lied because you want to avoid talking about your obsession.

 Foreman : If you come up with something medically relevant, page me.

 Leonard : Well, I spent most of the afternoon growing isotopically pure crystals...

 Penny : Relax, he's just a friend. We're doing an oral report together. He's really nice.

 Leonard : I'm sorry, what was that? I had a little stroke after "oral."

 Leonard : Oh, good, an English accent, the sexiest accent you can have.

That was not a near-death experience. That was barely an experience.

 Ross : Maybe this is something that I'm supposed to seize, you know?

 Jerry : There was this one time he told me about this chick, Sara,

So he busted a bottle over this guy's head to get himself locked up.

 Ryan : Right now, you and I need to go over everything Gates ever said to you,

 Montgomery : Looks like Gates sent himself up the river on purpose.

No, but if Jerry has more tidbits like that, it may help us get there.

 Esposito : We can't locate Donna Gallagher, and she's not picking up her cell.

 Montgomery : At his apartment. Surveillance says he hasn't left the building.

 Beckett : Contact Donna's friends and family, find out where she is.

 Jerry : Can't you just arrest this guy? I mean, you know he did these things.

 Leonard on phone : He wanted me to say that he misses-- Why am I doing this?

 Derek : We're going to proceed with Heather's surgery as scheduled.

 Bailey : It seems an anonymous donor has offered to foot Heather's entire bill.

It's the first time anyone's ever said that sentence to me in my entire life.

You spent three hundred grand so you could scrub in on this surgery?

 Bailey : I was hoping you would tell me you spent the money so you could scrub in.

 Bailey : This is lovely and generous, and I'm not trying to take away from any of that.

 Castle : which from a child's perspective is how the killer would seem.

 Castle : He said that the giant spoke in a loud, angry voice, said mean things,

 Castle : Only it wasn't a story, was it, Jack? It really happened.

 Jack : I was scared. I closed my eyes until the giant disappeared.

 Shaw : you can all read the book to find out the identity of the killer.

 Castle : Thank you. And If you want me to autograph those for you,

That pinky print off the second victim's purse belongs to a Donald Salt,

 Beckett : We're not sleeping together. We... He just observes me.

 Wilson : They found a half-eaten sheep in the zoo. The police wanna ask you a few questions.

 Wilson : and you'd be in psychic pain because Von Evil is gonna be rich.

I'm fine. Really, sir. I think working is the best thing I can do.

 Mark : Dr. Grey, what can you tell me about reconstructing the orbital floor?

 Meredith : Dr. Bailey, Dr. Grey will be scrubbing in on the Jane Doe surgery. Come on.

 Richard : - Congratulations, Dr. Grey. - Okay, let's go, people.

You don't... you don't want to talk to me, you want to talk to us,

Uh, this patient has a disease so rare that you'll probably never see it again

face and hands. I would like to keep it that way, so please be careful.

 Melissa : Oh, there you are. You're a bad man for giving me these.

I can't defeat NoobDecimator98 all alone. Come on, we're a team.

 Cuddy : It was at that moment she realized the romance was already gone.

 Chase : No, Kelly knows nothing about the concept of married names.

 Kelly : So I ran her social security number through one of those websites.

 Future Ted VO : Is that you're never done getting to know someone.

 Barney : I couldn't sleep last night. I bet you guys couldn't either.

 Castle : Yes, which is writer-speak for "all procrastinations welcome."

 Castle : But you're powerless to resist me, you always have been.

 Beckett : Do you remember when we first met? I kinda thought you were an ass.

Traffic-cam footage turned up a match to the plates. We got him.

 Martha : And what a woman really wants is a man down on one knee,

 Ryan : Went back through the phone logs from the restaurant and Wolf's cell.

 Beckett : - What about the cafe uptown? - The wait staff all checked out.

 Castle : He stops sleeping around, he was paying off his debts,

 Castle : he sold the one thing in life he actually cared about,

 Beckett : Yeah, but murder isn't the usual response to a proposal.

 Beasley : Let's take five minutes. Everybody get to know Steve.

 Beasley : working on your next elaborate plan to get out of here.

 Beasley : Why don't you put the plan on hold for a few days, see what happens?

 Beasley : If you prefer private to group, we can do that, maybe try some SSRIs.

 Beasley : If you think nothing's working, you can always go back to your schemes.

 House : before I came up with my new scheme. Now I'm committed.

 Alvie : Ever since I shared in group about my uncle fondling me.

 House : I need the name of the woman he met with at 11 : 00 today.

 Adams : now you defend him for being a maligned, honorable whistle-blower?

If you thought that this mess was gonna bother me, you are wrong!

 Joey : Which route should I take? The north or the south route?

If you take the north route, there's a man with a beard of bees.

I'm sorry for screwing up that "cutting her out" plan, but I have a new plan.

 Monica : What do you think of Mike and Chandler being in a car accident?

If you think it will help, the drugs will help. The power of the mind.

 Wilson : - Obviously, you've taken something. - Did you check the bones?

- There are a lot of bones, I think. - And none of them have cancer.

 Foreman : If it was PTSD, the twitching wouldn't have magically disappeared

 House : But if her subconscious is trying to get away from it all,

Which would cost you money! And keep a lifesaving protocol off the market.

 Vogler : Ever heard of the F.D.A.? They eat blips for breakfast.

 Vogler : I hear they're firing the handsome doctor today. Boy, that should be a good one.

We'd just have to wait 30 days. - Assuming the doctor running the trial isn't too pissed off to let her in.

Are you okay? - Sats are dropping... down to the 80s. Stay with us, Naomi.

- Could you tell me what's going on? - We're trying to find out.

 Leonard : ...whose last successful experiment was lighting his own farts.

In my defense, I prefaced that by saying "with all due respect."

I'm sorry you feel guilty about spending time with your new mom.

 Van Zant : and told me the paperwork for my stake in the show was ready,

 Van Zant : but he wouldn't sign off unless I brought him something.

 Van Zant : He just told me to meet him near that alley at 11 : 30. So I did.

 Van Zant : and he told me I could pick up the signed papers in the morning.

 Van Zant : Well. A man asks for a gun, he's looking to dance with danger.

So you're saying that you stuck around just to see what would happen?

 Van Zant : Yep. Saw Sid go down the alley and hide in a doorway.

 Beckett : You know what? If you were protecting your investment,

I know what you're thinking, "Chase wants to sleep with his mom."

 Kelly : I'm assuming he thought I'd be a good member of the team.

Taub said he saw a rattle-y, old air conditioner in the patient's house.

 Foreman : I don't care if he saw her licking a petri dish of bacilli.

 House : See, now you're frowning, you can really see the resemblance.

 Foreman : We hire someone unqualified, it's just dead weight we'll all be pulling.

l went out with this girl last night. Halfway through our date l realized...

You've slept with all the women in N.Y., and now you're going around again?

-She didn't remember sleeping with me! -You don't remember sleeping with her.

 Joey : But she should remember sleeping with me. l am very memorable!

 Valerie : and I have to create a whole new one to cover that one up.

Yes, well, I'm polymerized tree sap, and you're an inorganic adhesive.

 Sheldon : So whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me...

 Sheldon : ...returns on its original trajectory, and adheres to you.

 Dr Gablehouser : Okay, if everyone could please take your seats?

 Gablehouser : Good afternoon, everyone, and welcome to this year's Physics Bowl.

You totally let him wash his feet in the pool of your inner power.

 Phoebe : ...into the forest of my righteous truth on the first date!

Normally, I don't like sweaty guys. But I could just mop him up.

Joey's gonna be thrilled. He was hoping you'd be a slutty nurse.

 Bilal : but only in the company of somebody I trusted, somebody I knew,

 Stuart : Yes, but at this point, pretty much any customer does.

 Bernadette : I accidentally destroyed one of Howard's comic books this morning,

 Bernadette : -and was hoping I could replace it. -Wow. What happened?

 Bernadette : I was kind of hoping to get it before Howie comes home from work.

 Stuart : Well, I'll do what I can, but I can't make any promises.

 Sheldon : Priya, if you're experiencing any tension or awkwardness,

 Sheldon : it may stem from the fact that Leonard and Penny used to--

 Sheldon : if I may quote Howard-- "do the dance with no pants."

 Castle : - I'm sorry. Do you live here alone? - Yeah. Why you wanna know?

 Mrs Harris : Well, I don't know anything about that. I was at work.

 Mrs Harris : - Maybe she came up to see Chloe? - Chloe Richardson?

 Mr Harris : Hey, babe. What's going on? I thought you were going out.

They think Chloe's friend Sara might've been up here the day she was killed.

I close my eyes for a moment, it's like she's back in the water.

And you need to promise me that you will love her and protect her,

 Mr. Torres : Then I'll tell Callie's mother she can plan the party.

 Paul : Hey, hey, hey, take it easy. We're just zombie walking here.

 Castle : Who would want to be alive in a decayed, mindless state?

 Castle : If you could be any supernatural creature, what would it be?

 Beckett : the monster that we are hunting might be in this very room.

It was better than the troll thing. At least you got to see my head.

Her name's Aurora. She's ltalian and she pronounces my name " Chandler. "

 Mark : Why can't he just leave us alone? We suffered so much already.

 Castle : Why would you have guilt about getting a serial killer convicted?

 Castle : Mark, talk to me. I need to know. What blood is on your hands?

 Beckett : That's how he got to the witnesses. He was using you.

You know what? You should buy a state and then just name it after yourself.

 Monica : I mean, why am I only attracted to guys with no future?

 Ross : It seems to say, "I love you and that's why I have to kill you."

 Castle : When she was living with the gorillas in Africa, that was in Rwanda,

 Castle : right along the border of the Congo. A region known for conflict diamonds.

 Beckett : So you think she was involved in the blood diamond trade?

 Castle : a warlord who is funding his bloody agenda with diamonds.

but finds she can't sell it without attracting too much attention.

 Castle : I know, right? It's actually... It would actually explain a lot.

 Beckett : Yeah. Apparently, he and his wife were Alice's clients.

 Castle : And what? They had business contacts in diamond-producing countries?

 Beckett : delivering immunizations to developing and war-torn countries.

 Nolan : and you didn't notice the pictures in the outer office.

 Nolan : from the fact that your best friend just threw you out?

 Nolan : Most likely some psychologically traumatic event occurred

 Nolan : that made the patient's brain choose to forget everything.

 Chase : It's probably a toxin, and we need to find it before it kills her.

 Cuddy : Everything's good. We don't have to talk through it all.

 House : No, can't do that, I'm afraid. She's locked in the bathroom.

 Alex : Well, I'm sorry to disturb her, but it's Dr. Richardson.

 Alex : He threw up in the OR, and I'm not sure how she'd want me to handle...

 Esposito : They're closing up shop. Patient files are all going to new doctors.

Yeah, well, when you're a low man on the totem pole, that's what life is like.

People think they can call you in to work at 6 : 00 a. m. On a Saturday.

 Beckett : Julia Hammond and Maggie Dowd. How long did they work for Dr. Leeds?

 Ryan : We checked him. We even called his nursing school. He's clean.

 Beckett : To see if Mario was actually at the office Friday night.

 Beckett : - We need to ask you some questions. - Did I do something wrong?

 Chandler : I rushed the stage at a Wham concert, for crying out loud!

 Phoebe : Mine had a dwarf that got broke in half, but, you know, whatever.

 Rachel : There was never any parking by the psychology building.

Seems like a bit of a letdown after our lichen conversation, but...

 Howard : Sounds like loads of fun, but I promised Bernadette no strippers.

You're the first of us to get married. We have to do something special.

Maybe we can go up to, uh, Napa Valley. They've got that wine train...

 Raj : You travel through the vineyards, there's a tasting on board, and all the wildflowers...

Look at that. Ln 30 seconds, we went from hiring women to being them.

 MEREDITH : Still hasn't called. Hey, do you want to go grab a drink? Catch up?

 CHRISTINA : I can't. I have to study up for Burke's surgeries tomorrow.

 GEORGE : How about talking to me instead of ignoring me? Callie?

 NANCY : I take it that was the slutty intern you cheated on Addison with.

 Beckett : Can you make sure that he gets dibs on the first rub, please?

So, apart from the fully detached head, the MO is identical to Lars.

 Howard : I haven't heard enough about it, because hearing about that never gets old!

- Is this about the space thing again? - I'm not allowed to talk about it...

 Howard : ...but since you brought it up, I went to space. Space, space, space!

 Bernadette : - Can I talk to you for a second? - Great, now I'm in trouble.

 Howard : No I'm not. They're all being rude, and you're being rude.

 Howard : Being an astronaut is the coolest thing I'm ever going to do...

 Honey : So, you really think I have all the necessary qualifications?

 House : I can't discuss this with a dry mouth. What do you got there?

 House : I don't like them, they make me hazy. I eat meat, I like drugs.

You do realize you just skipped over several deep character flaws

...in a debate in the DC Comics Batman chat room, and I need your help.

 Stuart : Oh, yeah. Those guys can be very stubborn. What's the topic?

 Sheldon : I am asserting in the event that Batman's death proves permanent...

...the original Robin, Dick Grayson, is the logical successor to the Bat Cowl.

 Sheldon : Wrong is an absolute state and not subject to gradation.

 MARK : Frank, these are interns. I'm supposed to be teaching them.

Yeah. Frank Jeffries is post-op day three from pectoral enhancement surgery.

 MARK yawning : - And what is a seroma? - Build up of blood and fluid.

- Dr. Stevens is an excellent doctor. - Yeah. That's what I hear.

And when Burke and I were fishing, I noticed something weird with his hand.

 CHRISTINA : You should sit with your father. You should worry about him.

 Cashier : I don't know who Dr. Wilson is, and we don't have tabs.

 House : That was the old me. New me is static guarded and friction free.

 House : plus a couple of first-class free agents. I feel like Mike Tomlin.

 House : No fever, lymph glands were normal. Anybody seen Wilson?

 Ryan : They won't tell us what evidence they found in Tanner's car.

 Beckett : why don't we look into his phone records, see who it was?

 Castle : Wow. I'm starting to see what you mean by the feds not helping.

 Ryan : he posted highly damaging, and I might add, truthful, information

 Ryan : on 30 corporations, government agencies and individuals.

 Ryan : And that's just what I found before his site was taken offline.

 Ryan : With no solid information, it's hard to even know where to start.

 Esposito : That's where the car was before Tanner drove it downtown.

 Esposito : And get this, she works as a security contractor at Orton-Geo.

That's the fracking company that Tanner almost put out of business.

 Ryan : You were coming from an apartment building garage before that was taken.

It's startling you haven't considered a Lorentz invariant or field theory approach.

 Sheldon : - You really think I haven't considered it? - Have you considered it?

 Sheldon : Yes. In fact, I am the youngest person ever to win it.

 Leonard : It's like looking into an obnoxious mirror, isn't it?

 Penny to Raj : Still can't talk to me unless you're drunk, huh?

 Penny : I still don't understand why you don't just go to dinner.

 Sheldon : I'm just wondering if you really gave it the old college try.

 Laura : I must say this seems like a lovely environment to raise a child in.

...because, believe me, you won't find any porn or cigarettes under there.

 Laura : Before we look around, let me make sure I have everything I need up to here.

I finally have time to test my hypothesis about the separation of water molecules...

 Sheldon : ...from the egg proteins and its impact vis-Ã -vis taste.

You know, I'm sure if you just apologize to Gablehauser he'd give your job back.

I've spent three and a half years staring at grease boards full of equations.

 Sheldon : Before that, I spent four years working on my thesis.

 Sheldon : Before that, I was in college, and before that I was in the fifth grade.

 Sheldon : This is my first day off in decades and I'm going to savor it.

 Sheldon : I'm not just fixing my eggs, I'm fixing everyone's eggs.

 Kay : You treated him for staph three days ago. It didn't work.

 House : But once a door's been busted open, more just keep coming.

 Sky : or making promises that she knew she wasn't going to be able to keep.

 Castle : - What promises would she make? - She said that I could come back.

 Sky : "You gotta clean up, baby girl. You're gonna end up dead."

 Sky : How was I supposed to get clean when she couldn't even do it?

 Castle : but not why she was killed, who killed her, or why she went to the police.

 Castle : Then why was she giving a wad of cash to Tony the drug dealer?

 Tony : Seeing as she's dead, I say I did the right thing at the time.

 Sheldon : What kind of maniacs have coitus in someone else's bedroom?!

 Hayley Shipton : thanks to your father's excellent taste in Scotch and daughters.

 Alexis : Hold on. I know my dad keeps a flashlight here somewhere...

So, the power's out, the phones are down. You know what that means?

 Richard Castle : No late night calls from work to interrupt our game of naked Twister.

 Marshall : I cannot believe we're finally gonna have this burger.

 Lily : After all these interviews, after all these disappointments,

 Barney : You know what else is a mouthful? All that double-talk other banks give you.

 Barney : At Goliath, customer satisfaction is our most important investment.

 Lily : Barney, I hate to break this to you, but working for a bank's kind of lame.

 Barney : How lame is 3.3% APY online savings? Yeah! That's right.

 Barney : Hate to make you look stupid in front of your friends, but you left me no choice.

Now, Kathy, your last flip was heads. The one before that was tails.

 Ted voix off : Here it is 23 years later and I don't remember who won...

 Claire : Why do you care if we have a vibe? You have a girlfriend.

 Aryana Jones : You are too sweet, Alex. Please come say hi after the show.

 Megan : Uh, sir, five minutes until you're on. You better get backstage.

 Frank : Give me some room, fellas. I'd like a word with Carolyn.

 Frank : All right, I'll keep eyes on him on stage. You cover him back here?

 Leonard : You're going to risk getting sleepy in the middle of your

 Sheldon : But it's a shame our society mocks the differently uvulated.

 Alexis Castle : Dad, did they arrest you? Do you need us to bail you out?

Uh, I just had some special knowledge of a case that Beckett's working on.

 Mark : Was she thinking of you? Is that what you medically need to know?

 Mark : She never wears any jewelry, except the cross her mother gave to her.

I remember 'cause she ripped her pretty white dress off in the car.

 Mark : I remember the honeymoon was in Paris. I remember 'cause we didn't leave the room for two weeks.

 Stacy : He's sick, paranoid, and you keep hammering him about me?

 House : The questions were designed to define the operational parameters of his limbic system.

 Stacy : Elevate the words all you want. You were just screwing with him. Low, even by your standards.

 Stacy : Then you run away like a 12-year-old. Go hide on the roof like you always do.

 House : I assume this unwanted interruption means you're looking for me

 Taub : We already ordered a psych evaluation, but drugs could also cause...

Whoa! You guys can't just come busting in here without a warrant.

 Taub : Any idea what flavor of drugs would be making your roommate sick?

 Howard : and hang out with your boyfriend, Bert, it's totally okay.

 Amy : Should someone as lonely as you really be making fun of me?

CASTLE : I guess the good thing about having your daughter at crime scenes

 Beckett : And for the record, I prefer watching spy thrillers to being in them.

 Javier Esposito : So, tell me, how can your victim look like Nelson Blakely

 Sheldon : some, uh, syrup of ipecac-- to induce vomiting-- and a mint.

 Beckett : Looks like he does have a comment. So, you're admitting to knowing her?

 Beckett : You paid an IRS agent half a million dollars to act as your tax consultant?

 Valentino : She was afraid of him. She needed the money to get away.

 Beckett : He was with some associates at a nightclub that he owns.

 Ryan : Not much. He's a manager at a big name supermarket in Queens.

 Beckett : After what happened at the restaurant, it would've been easy.

 Cameron : Foreman thought it was House. House thought it was Cuddy.

 Cameron : Cuddy thought it was Wilson. Wilson thought it was me.

 Cameron : I think you sabotaged Foreman just to sabotage Foreman.

 Chase : So everyone's a suspect because everyone wants to help House,

 Chase : except for me, I'm a suspect because I'm a petty, vindictive jerk?

 Cameron : But it's a partial deficiency, so it may not be Kelley-Seegmiller.

 Martha : There are some things a woman wants to talk to another woman about.

 Martha : I know. And I couldn't be prouder, but this is real life.

 Martha : I'm on the wrong side of 40 for what Alexis is going through right now.

 Martha : You're afraid Alexis has more Rick Castle in her than you thought.

 Castle : what you talked about with Beckett, you don't have to.

 Martha : What is the matter with you? Why didn't you just ask her?

 Castle : Because that would be prying. And cool dads don't do that.

 Castle : They go behind their daughter's back and they beg Beckett to tell them.

 Esposito : So, you're still looking at dirty pictures up in Vice?

 Esposito : - Yeah. You know him? - Yeah. I arrested him five years ago.

 Sheldon throwing alien onto the laptop : I found your webcam and replaced the video feed.

 Sheldon throwing alien onto the laptop : You two should be ashamed of yourselves.

 Sheldon : You may not realize it, but I have difficulty navigating certain aspects of daily life.

 Sheldon : You know, understanding sarcasm. Feigning interest in others.

Which is why, for 20 minutes a day, I like to go down to that room...

 Sheldon : ...turn my mind off, and do what I need to do to recharge.

 Mr. Jennings : Is that what Danny told you when he was in rehab?

 House : Taub, you take the anal swabbing of the fragrant and contagious homeless men.

 Wilson : You had my present for a year and didn't even open it?

 House : I had no way of knowing there was an expensive book inside.

 House : Stealing your ice cream is a completely meaningless, albeit delicious, prank.

 Wilson : Of all the ways to mess with people, why give yourself an imaginary present?

 House : Have you checked the prices for firemen strippers recently?

 Wilson : You see the people around you giving and receiving gifts,

 Wilson : having sustained, meaningful relationships. And since you can't,

 Thirteen : I know the guy running the drug trial, so I get a spot.

 Thirteen : The point of this thing is to improve neural cell longevity,

 House : We'll split the desk 50-50. That side's yours, this side's mine.

 Cuddy : There's plenty of space here, neither one of us needs all of it.

 House : That's your strategy? Taking the high road? It's not going to work.

 Cuddy : I couldn't hear you from all the way over here on my side of the desk.

 Esposito : which makes breaking into a locked house no problem for this guy.

 Esposito : He got all pissed off and he wrote the show a letter.

BECKETT : "I'm gonna make Jack Sinclair bleed for what he did to me."

 Esposito : 'Cause we found your fingerprints inside the McClaren house.

 Beckett : Ron, you're looking at murder. You've got a flimsy alibi.

 Burke : There's always that risk, but if we don't do the surgery...

 Burke : you are 60 percent more likely to be sued if you've offended the patient.

 Burke : You're banned from the OR. Mine or anyone else's. All week.

 House : felt up the Sheriff's daughter last night at the potato mash mixer,

 Masters : and the oldest stuff in the bedroom was in the closet.

 Ryan : Just dinner between your ex-wife and your new girlfriend.

 Esposito : So, is there anything Meredith knows that you don't want Beckett to know?

 Castle : The font is just so friendly. I just look forward to seeing it.

 Beckett : I mean, it's just two people that you've been intimate with,

 House : Feels like you already got the lung and kidney samples.

 Wilson : Your mutinous team is starting to worry about life on Pitcairn Island.

 Alexis : - Do you think he'll come after you? - No, sweetheart, I'm going to be fine.

 Martha : I'm supposed to move out today. I think I should stay here with Alexis.

 Castle : There's no need. Montgomery has someone keeping an eagle eye

 Castle : on our building, but all the same, we should be on the alert.

 Beckett : Yeah, and it doesn't help that everyone in the city thinks

 Beckett : - he doesn't even have friends. - The man stuffed his dog.

 Esposito : And other than Bumpkins, his only other joy in life was the Knicks.

 Castle : Jordan said the profile indicated that the killer hunted Conrad.

 Phoebe : No, we' re just laughing. You know how laughter can be infectious.

 Joey : Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD.

 Burke : It's test day and I'm not supposed to talk about the wedding on test day,

- but tomorrow is our wedding day... - You have five seconds. Go.

 Mark : Sure, it can. He could be letting us know I won the race for chief.

 Bailey : - Chief of surgery and chief resident. - Why were we paged?

 Bailey : Search and Rescue found those lost climbers who were up on Mount Rainier.

 Richard : They're reporting severe dehydration with traumatic head and chest injuries.

 Richard : If you see an intern, which you will 'cause they can't help themselves,

 Richard : Ambulances are five minutes away. It's time to do what we do best.

We need a hot 15-year-old Asian girl with a thing for smart guys.

- Dr. Cooper. Oh, are we interrupting? - No, no, please come in.

 Sheldon : I think you'll appreciate this. This is very exciting.

 Gablehouser : - What are you working on? - Something remarkable.

 Sheldon : Since my prospects for the Nobel Prize in Physics have disappeared... Thank you.

 Sheldon : ...I've decided to refocus my efforts and use my people skills...

 House : - You think he's better than I am? - This about your ego?

It's not gonna change how I think about myself. Might affect my opinion of you,

 House : If you think he's a better doctor than I am, then you should take the job.

 House : Otherwise, you should get him to buy you two or three more nostalgic lunches and then politely decline.

 Foreman : It's that simple? I should just ignore the mockery and abuse?

 Foreman : - If I make a mistake... - I hold you accountable. So what?

 Foreman : Dr. Hamilton forgives. He's capable of moving on. - That is not what he does.

 Foreman : I screwed up his case. He told me... He never said you were forgiven.

 House : You were wrong, but it was still great. You should feel great that it was great.

 House : You should feel like crap that it was wrong. That's the difference between him and me.

 Cameron : - Arteriovenous malformation. - Intradural. Compressing his spine.

 Cristina : She's clamped down. I can't intubate. We need some help in here!

 Burke : - How long has she been unconscious? - She just went down.

Prep OR Two. Emergency thoracotomy. Cristina, it'll be OK. Come on.

 Beckett : I can't compromise your team by walking into the line of fire.

 Beckett : Wow. She's a mom. I never would've pegged her for that.

 Beckett : I figured she was a career-driven woman with no time for a family.

 Beckett : Ben, listen to me, you're surrounded. I need you to put the gun down.

 Beckett : Ben, I need you to step outside of your apartment with your hands raised.

 Sheldon : ...and the kind of pea that comes along once, maybe twice in a generation.

 Sheldon : Falling on the head of the brilliant and the unremarkable alike.

- Oh, Mrs. Cooper, it smells so good. - You take notes, darling.

The real way to get a man is with meIted cheese and cream of mushroom soup.

l tell you, when l actually die, some people are gonna get seriously haunted.

-l'm Tom Gordon. l was in your class. -Oh, yes. Yes, let me take your coat.

 Beckett : Well, that's a relief. What can you tell me about Susan Watts?

 Nieman : but it's not where I spend my time. And I don't know Susan Watts.

 Beckett : if I take a look at your patient records, just to be sure?

 Nieman : Not based on casual suspicions, which is all you seem to have.

 Bracken : You fired what, two shots from close range and both of them missed?

 Castle : What better way to celebrate the end of a difficult case

 Beckett : You saw McManus, he was barely able to button his own shirt.

He burned it and then he knocked out her teeth to keep it unidentifiable.

The guy goes through every day assuming his life will end at age 40.

 Foreman : Differential diagnosis for a genetic heart condition.

 Castle : She's right. It doesn't make sense when you think about it.

 Beckett : We're running a test on the condoms we found in your medicine cabinet.

 Mr Harris : - No! I wouldn't hurt Sara. - You wouldn't hurt her?

 Beckett : You're a married man sleeping with her in your own bed.

 Mr Harris : Look, you ask Chloe, she will tell you I was there.

 Frank Garrison : I've been retained to represent Mr. Harris, and I'm directing him

 Garrison : Otherwise, he's coming with me. Let's go, Mr. Harris.

 Sheldon : An opportunity to consider important issues of the day?

 Sheldon : Well, we could argue about who said what all night long,

 Wilson : And, no, I don't care that I parked in a handicap spot.

 Wilson : Now it's time for selfishness, indifference, and embracing the shallow.

 House : until you find out if your cancer's gonna kill it for you?

 Wilson : I just paid $75,000 for a ridiculously impractical car,

 Wilson : And tomorrow, I'm driving it to Cleveland to meet my boyhood crush.

 Foreman : and I expect you to be honest 'cause you don't give a crap.

 Chase : Never losing control also means you're never putting yourself out there,

 Chase : On the other hand, you do have a tattoo, so maybe I'm wrong.

 Beckett : You're under arrest for the murder of Lester Hamilton.

 Beckett : We know about your operating room in the Hundre and Thirtieth Street Inn.

 Boyd : He came to me a month ago complaining about severe headaches.

 House : Cute kids die of terrible illnesses, innocent doctors go to jail,

 House : You can sit around and moan about who's the bigger weakling.

 Leonard : You do realize everyone's eating at Raj's again tonight.

 Sheldon : I didn't say the snacks were for you now, did I, Nosy Rosie?

 Sheldon : Please, Leonard, stop trying to horn in on my new friends.

 Alexis : Fine. But my dad wants to know what happened during his missing time.

 Hayley : But what happens when your father starts poking his nose

 Hayley : God only knows what he's doing for a living right now.

 Hayley : Isn't it safer for your father to maybe not remember what happened?

 Esposito : who now lives in New York, but happened to be on the studio lot in LA

 Dorothy : But like I said, he's out of the country. His job keeps him really busy.

You're saying that she was here of her own volition? Not as a hostage?

 Esposito : Okay, this man that she was with, can you describe him?

 Drycleaner : She told him he probably should've gotten breakfast

 Castle : Beckett gets a call from a mystery man. Can we trace the phone?

 Castle : Guys, the woman just sewed herself up with a needle and thread.

Clearly something is going on and she's afraid to contact anyone.

But what? I mean, what could it be that would cause her to react like this?

 Foreman : I know I'm gonna regret doing this, but I'll ask anyway.

 House : which together with your heart... You said my heart was fine.

 House : since you've so clearly been handed the golden spit bucket here.

 House : You can go back to being the guy who won 20 of his first 20

 House : I don't tell a fat guy to lay off bacon for less than 300.

If this bed isn't new, then how come there's plastic on the mattress?

 Student : ...I just saw my best friend's brain smeared across the canvas.

 House : You know, it's easier to come up with a new plan in silence.

 Beasley : I'd like you all to welcome another new addition to our ward. Steve.

 Freedom Master : It's like Clark Kent or Bruce Wayne or Peter Parker.

 Freedom Master : Well, I try to blend in, in the outside world,

 Beasley : Can you explain a little more about what you think everybody gets?

 Freedom Master : and they're chosen to help keep evil forces at bay.

 Freedom Master : She needs help. She needs somebody to save her.

 Thirteen : I spent the last 30 minutes asking her about everything in life that she loves,

 Foreman : unless we figure out a way to get the husband out of there.

 House : Hi, I'm Dr. House. How long have you been a psychopath?

 Tommy Marcone : Look, Brian didn't know me, and I figured he wouldn't pay

 Tommy Marcone : I used the library computer and Zack's email account.

 Tommy Marcone : saying I had his roids and I was gonna rat him out

 Beckett : Brian's motive just keeps getting stronger and stronger.

He said you had him in here. He said Brian Morris killed my son.

 Montgomery : We don't know all that. We just know he's a person of interest.

 Lorraine Dinovi : And he's the son of a millionaire. I bet that doesn't hurt either.

 Montgomery : Around here, it's about the evidence, not how fat someone's wallet is.

 Lorraine Dinovi : and they're gonna do whatever it takes to protect him, because they can.

 Beckett : We can't figure out if Brian is connected to the murder

 Raj : We've decided to let our crazy, wonderful night together...

 Raj : ...and can call to mind when you're feeling blue or you're in the shower.

Anyways, I wanted you to know that I've been taking a really hard look at things...

 Penny : ...and come to the conclusion I have to stop kidding myseIf.

 Leonard : I hope you're not doing this because of you and me...

Wait, you're talking like peck on the cheek or a full-on passionate making out?

 Stella : - Passionate making out. - Okay, yeah, Dale Harris, second grade.

 Barney on the phone : - She wasn't there. I left a voice mail. - You left a voice, but it wasn't male.

 Lily : Barney, I don't get it. You've called a million girls a million times.

 Chandler : Just because you played tonsil tennis with my mom...

 Chandler : ...doesn't mean you know her. You can't talk to her.

 Howard : Of course not. I got a buddy of mine at NORAD to have a spy drone fly over.

 Howard : It was already targeted to poke around a nuclear reactor in Siberia.

 Sheldon on screen : You are probably wondering why you cannot IM with your little friends...

 Sheldon on screen : ...about how much you heart various things.

 Sheldon on screen : Well, this recorded message is alerting you...

 Sheldon on screen : ...that I am putting an end to your parasitic piggybacking upon our Wi-Fi.

 Sheldon on screen : ...you can contact the phone company, set up your own Wi-Fi and pay for it...

 House : as tough to find as a hooker who can play the hurdy gurdy.

 Phoebe : Today, we're gonna start with some songs about barnyard animals.

 Cameron : You don't deserve pain. You're just an insane old man.

 Homeless Old Guy : You don't know that. You don't know anything about me.

 Homeless Old Guy : No. I just need to die knowing that something is different

 House : Because you were doing this job perfectly until the baby came along.

 Wilson : I'm apologizing. Can't you just accept my... I accept.

 House : Yesterday, you hate me. Today, you're practically weeping on my shoulder.

 House : I can only assume that what I'm hearing is your Aunt Flow telling me...

 Cuddy : This is your way of saying you accept my apology, isn't it?

 House : Nope. This is my way of saying you were doing a crappy job before,

 House : you'll do a slightly crappier job now, everything keeps going.

 Castle : And you keep looking at me like I'm crazy for believing in him,

 Beckett : You made him up. Just like you made up Derrick Storm.

 Beckett : You can watch from observation. You don't want to be in there for this.

 Beckett : why is it every time I turn over a rock in this case,

 Beckett : That's what you said to the cops in Puerto Rico, too.

 Beckett : Isn't it funny how you keep finding yourself in the same situation,

 Beckett : who only ever wanted to live well, so he killed his dad, the king,

 Rachel : Oh, my God, Ross! What in heaven's name are you doing here?

 Paul : I tell you to stay away from my daughter or I'll have you fired.

 Paul : come up to my country house and ruin my weekend with Rachel."

 Ross : -Please, Paul. Just let me explain. -No! Let me explain! Fired!

 Charlie : So vile and disgusting. That's the zombie that I saw.

 Charlie : What do you mean you're not sure? What else could he be?

 Ryan : Charlie's pretty convinced about this whole zombie thing.

 Beckett : go after a currency trader at 4 : 00 a.m. in a garage?

 Castle : The more intelligent the victim, the more delicious the brains.

 Sheldon : Miners often sang mining songs to keep their spirits up.

 Sheldon : There's nothing quite like the slightly widened eyes of mildly startled.

 Sheldon : The simple fact is, because I am much smarter than you...

 Sheldon : ...it is highly unlikely that you two rubes could ever surprise me.

- He's probably right. - We can't beat him. He's just too smart.

 House : Gifts allow us to demonstrate exactly how little we know about a person.

 Kutner : I'm thinking of spending a few extra bucks on my Secret Santa.

 Thirteen : You mind if I tell House you asked them for the key instead of breaking in?

 Kutner : The key is proof I didn't do exactly what House told me to do.

You really think you're gonna prove people are capable of honesty

 Thirteen : I'm not the one who's based his entire worldview on the proposition.

 Castle : Mother, are you saying you were sleeping with Zane Cannon?

 Martha : The poor boy was out of his depth trying to play Hamlet,

 Martha : So he had this suite, so that we could meet comfortably at any time.

 Martha : I helped Zane to just clear out the clutter of stardom,

 Martha : There was something in his past that was a real block for him.

 Martha : Oh, of course I encouraged him to engage with those demons, and...

 Martha : he said that he had made arrangements to do just that.

 Martha : Don't tell me that I might have pushed him into something that got him killed.

 Howard : Can I assume that you've likewise found the experience...?

 Howard : Oh, it's great. Everybody in the Engineering Department is eating their hearts out.

 Leslie : Isn't it nice when your good fortune makes others miserable?

 Beckett : And so my mom took time off of work, and stayed with me

 Lance Hastings : all the times I could've been holding you in my arms.

 Chase : He means, it's better to do it here where we can revive him

 Matthews : So, with each click, I drew in a quarter-inch of line.

 Castle : But you wouldn't know that because you aren't the one who opened it.

 Castle : the same room where Jerry Tyson escaped police custody?

 Bernadette : Hey, I learned a long time ago, when you're four feet eleven

 Sheldon : Is it that the glucosinolates which give mustard its flavor

 Sheldon : You're seriously going to get in a van and let these two

 Sheldon : Oh, and how do you think you're going to get me to do that?

 Martha Rodgers : could you please die a little bit more quietly? Thank you.

 Alexis Castle : So, tonight Max and I went ice-skating at Rockefeller Center,

 Alexis Castle : And yes, I pretended to be unsteady on my skates,

 Martha : And the camera just loves her. Of course, she gets that from me.

 Kate Beckett : So she video blogs, Castle. So, what? Plenty of people do her age.

 Castle : Well, I don't know how it starts, but I know how it ends.

 Ryan : Considering she was frozen solid, she had to have been kept pretty close.

 Beckett : - How'd you get her ID? - Her fingerprints were in the system.

 Eric : But the truth is, you don't really know. Otherwise you wouldn't have hesitated.

 Eric : Kate, there's nothing complicated about meeting a woman like you

 Ryan : Gates wants to keep him there until we find a new safe house.

 Beckett : Yeah, preferably one without windows that snipers can shoot through.

It's no big deal. Phoebe and I talked. It's a crush. It'll go away.

 Monica : -Honey, cover it up with the boat. -It's not an aircraft carrier.

 Sheldon : ...an outdoor amphitheater portrayal of the life and times...

 Sheldon : -Penny, you're from Nebraska, correct? -Born and raised.

 Sheldon : It will take me a few days to get settled. After I do, I will e-mail you...

 Sheldon : ...detailed PDFs containing diagrams and instructions...

 Sheldon : ...that will guide you through packing and shipping my possessions...

 Castle : If I'm not mistaken, and I rarely am, that's Mistress Red.

 Beckett : Did you know that lip prints are a lot like fingerprints?

 Beckett : We found this on a wine glass in Jessica's apartment.

 Beckett : What do you think we'll find when we compare it to your lips?

They said they dropped you off at 9 : 00 p.m. In front of Jessica's place

 Castle : That she was studying her clients without their permission?

 Castle : I mean, if word of that got out, it would have destroyed your business.

 Lady Irena : And you're grasping at straws, and that can't make you happy.

 Lady Irena : Detective, at this time, I'm exercising my right to legal counsel.

She's lawyering up. What did you guys find at Jessica's apartment?

 Esposito : If they met in the military, someone in Orlando's old unit

 Beckett : The minute we put this photo out there, these people are gonna know.

 Ryan : All we have is a face. No name, no ID, no way to find this guy.

 Beckett : Then we will find a way to find him. I'm not gonna lose this lead.

 Ryan : How are we supposed to investigate if we can't investigate?

 Mccalister voiceover : And this is so much bigger than you realize.

RAGLAN : I made a bad mistake. BECKETT : Who hired you to kill her?

 Javier Esposito : Grad student at NYU. Part of the Social Work program.

 Esposito : When she didn't answer, they had the super check on her.

 Lanie Parish : Even bought her flowers. Who says romance is dead?

 Esposito : No. But I'm not the one with a thing for freaky ones.

Just give me a "Jack shot Jill over Bill," so I can get my collar and go home.

 Beckett : all of the preparation, you won't find any evidence of sexual abuse.

 Rachel : -Joey, what are you doing? -Just what needs to be done.

-I heard "I do." We're halfway there. You. -All right, Joey, that is enough!

 Rachel : As beautiful and moving as this ceremony is, this is not legal.

They don't have a marriage license or witnesses, and the groom only has one shoe.

You're supposed to realize they are adults and that can make their own decisions.

 Raj : Uh, for dinner, something simple, a veal chop, some scampi, whatever you like.

 Raj : Also, don't forget to close the toilet or she'll drink out of it.

 Keith : Of course there was tension. You spend every second together,

 Zeke : the kind of crap you go through trying to make it in this business.

 Keith : He didn't know what he was getting into with this life.

 Keith : Fine. I was in my trailer. I went there right after the show.

All right. We have reports that there was a white van in the area.

Yeah, uh, it was a month ago, right around the time we played lthaca.

 Keith : He was acting all paranoid, he was talking about hiring extra security.

 Castle : So whatever he was doing, he didn't want anyone to know.

So I've been going through the documentary footage of our victim.

 James : Most guys will tell you that they learned to play guitar themselves,

 Doctor : here is a number for a reproductive endocrinologist... Dr. Stangel.

 Barney : - You may now present your arguments. - I'm not playing laser tag.

the man who knew more about human reproduction than anyone in New York.

 Sheldon : Um, are you familiar with the Brachistochrone problem?

 Sheldon : We have a lot of information to cover before your first test.

 Wilson : How does falling off your roof do that to a guy's fingers?

 Cuddy : This guy's been working for me for a long time, and I...

 House [takes Chart] : Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?

 House : Cervical MRI. Work up for DIC. And start him on a heparin drip.

 House : She's his oldest, bestest friend. They were in Cub Scouts together.

 Cuddy : - I still know how to handle a patient. - Get me blood.

All right. Don't get too comfortable there, because l'm back in two weeks.

l can't say l care too much for the way you've rearranged my office.

 Gavin : Well, there was talk of shutting down Ralph Lauren altogether.

 Lady Irena : Don't let the leather fool you. I used to be a partner at a law firm.

 Castle : If you're so upset, we could find someone for you to go medieval on.

 Beckett : She wants to protect her clients. What about her girls?

 Mistress Sapphire : This weird thing happened last week I think you should know about.

 Mistress Sapphire : A first-time client came in for a session, but he left just after a few minutes.

 Mistress Sapphire : It was a week ago and I only saw him from behind,

 Mistress Sapphire : but he was wearing one of those medical shirts.

 Tyler : Jessica was the love of my life. Why would I want to hurt her?

 Beckett : Copy that. Everyone out, now. Let's go. You guys, out.

 Beckett : we'll know if there are any other bombs you could step on,

 Castle : We don't know that you're standing on a bomb. It could be nothing.

 Beckett : Didn't feel like nothing. Something gave way under my feet.

 Sheldon : You know, probably half that if I break out the old cow eyes.

And Matty's the only one who drank from that water pump in the back yard,

 Wilson : If you care, you fight to keep it. If you don't, you quit.

''Dear Losers : Do you really think l'd hide presents under the couch?

 Violet : There I was in the car, crying. And I am a serious feminist.

 Pete : People should just tell the truth to the people in their lives.

 Pete : - I am not in denial. - You're in denial and you're angry.

 Violet : - Angriest man I know. - That why you won't sleep with me?

 Violet : You're in denial, you're angry and you use sex as a weapon to deflect it.

 Derek : Each language is stored in a different area. As I stimulate them...

 Beckett : then Doug and Mr. Francis clearly got more than they bargained for.

 Beckett : Let's get photos of all of Anton's known associates and former cellmates.

 Beckett : If Mickey saw his face, he should be able to ID him for us.

 Castle : with no criminal record, get involved with hardened criminals?

 Esposito : It seemed convenient to me that the Maitlans were out of town

 Esposito : Turns out, that cruise they're on? They won it in a contest.

 Castle : So, the cruise was just a scam to get the Maitlans out of town.

 Castle : Well, unless our bad guys are into pre-war architecture,

 Castle : there's really nothing in that apartment that's worth anything,

Why go through so much trouble to get in the Maitlans' apartment?

 Beckett : Maybe what they wanted wasn't in the Maitlans' apartment.

 Beckett : Maybe they were going to rob someone else, but just needed access.

Look, Ross, I think Carol's great, and I'm sure you're very attractive, but...

your worst day with two women, pretty much better than any other day.

 Buckley : Just yesterday I caught her in the edit bay digitizing old VHS tapes.

Didn't Emma's co-worker say she just stumbled on some sort of proof?

 Buckley : They were weird home videos of a couple kids sitting around,

 Buckley : The system automatically archives the raw footage to the server for backup.

 Castle : That's right, we haven't done proper introductions. I'm Rick.

Well, gentlemen, um, clearly we were all brought here for a reason.

 Castle : Well, we must have some sort of connection to each other.

 Castle : Right. But it may be some connection we're not yet aware of. Um...

 Castle : I'm a mystery writer. What do you guys do for a living?

But, uh, where are you from? I'm born and raised in New York City...

 Todd : There's gotta be something in here we can use to escape.

Scott's wife confirmed that the two of them went straight home as well.

But then Scott went back out and met his cousin Benjamin for a drink.

Turns out Scott and his wife left the party an hour before Stacey left,

So what do you say, Natalie? You wanna join us on your first arrest?

Yes, but you didn't tell us where you were when she was murdered.

What did you stand to lose? Thirty, 40 million after the divorce?

 Patient : It's really embarrassing. I'm a flight attendant and...

Well, you were the one who was all, "Greg, you need to confront your feelings".

 House : Mark's looking for help because, what, he's resentful, overwhelmed?

 Patient : A bit over one a day, but they were lights, and I quit.

 House : I'm talking about the gum you're chewing to replace smoking as an oral fixation.

 Castle : Right now, he's trying to deny that the ledger is his.

 Raj : The funny thing about life is that sometimes something you think...

 Raj : But then it turns good again and that means it's better...

 Raj : ...but at least my heart is starting to heal. Slowly, but surely.

 Raj : But I'm a man, okay? So I need to pull myself together...

 Raj : ...pick up a pen and get it all out in my journal. I mean...

...it's not all bad. Having my heart broken has allowed me to speak in front of you...

and you waited outside because it was your job to drive the car.

 CHRISTINA : Or would you stay quiet and let Derek go down, though you were a participant?

 Castle : is get through the next few days with my crazy ex-wife.

 Esposito : Former officer in the Army's Military Intelligence Corps.

 Esposito : Whatever he was up to, the only trace of him I could find

 Esposito : Several large wire transfers were made from a local law firm,

Those payments began around the time that Noah started dating Michelle.

 Castle : Maybe an opposing lawyer was angling for an advantage.

 Beckett : then that lawyer would face an ethics violation and disbarment.

It might have made him desperate enough to pay Noah to kill Michelle

 Beckett : But the best way to find out is to track down the lawyer

 Esposito : I'm Detective Esposito, this is my partner, Detective Ryan.

 Samuel Schuester : I'm guessing you're not here for the hot dogs.

 Ryan : We'd like you to come answer some questions about Noah Kesswood.

 Schuester : who's very aware of his rights. I'm not going anywhere.

 Phoebe : The fact that the underwear out on the telephone pole is yours...

You see something, you hear a word, I thought that's what it was.

But you have a great date and you wanna go and tell your best friend about it.

But you don't abandon someone just because there's baggage, you know?

 House : And I'm calling all 12 Julia Cuddys within 100-mile radius.

 Chandler : No, I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.

 Taub : So, no to cutting but yes to appetite and sleep changes,

 House : Your hypochondriac mom had a brush with mortality last month.

 House : It's understandable that you're worrying more than usual.

 Esposito : and the hospital has Dr. Meyers logged as working the graveyard shift.

 Beckett : Why don't you guys head up and see if he was meeting with anyone?

In spite of the obvious challenges, I found enough unaffected tissue

 Perlmutter : First, there were significant contusions along his back and legs.

 Perlmutter : I also found a fresh bruise from a blow he suffered just before he was frozen.

 Perlmutter : and the bruise pattern matches one of the objects from the kitchen.

 Castle : It's a tool that chefs use to distill and extract flavors from...

MRS. KOOTHRAPPALI : What are we supposed to say to Lalita's parents?

 Dr Koothrappali : I play golf with her father. I won't be able to look at him.

Dr. and Mrs. Koothrappali, in all fairness, it wasn't entirely Raj's fault.

 Raj : Go ahead, tell my parents why they won't have any grandchildren.

 Mrs Koothrappali : You are wearing the boxers that we sent you, aren't you?

 Mrs Koothrappali : You know what happens to the samosas when you wear the tighty whities.

 Chase : Don't worry. When you lose your family, you'll have ll, too.

 Taub : Deep vein thrombosis, caused by any one of his many injuries or surgeries.

 Taub : We have a guy who is punishing his body on a daily basis.

 House : Might I suggest pulling her jersey over her head first?

 Chase : We should get an ultrasound for DVT and WBC for leukemia.

 Adams : Maybe we can use a bronchoalveolar lavage to wash them outwith water.

 Cofield : You were pressuring your team into coming up with unsafe medical ideas

The usual, safe ideas were not going to work. Aerosolized heparin might.

 Cofield : If you disagree with Dr. House on patient safety, Doctor,

 Robin : Completely legit world news, interviews with people who matter...

 Robin : I'm just the scary news lady from some stupid local news channel.

where Luke, Leia, Han and Chewie escape from the Death Star's trash compactor.

Last I saw he was with a bridesmaid and a bucket of strawberries.

It's been a really emotional time and you've had a lot to drink...

Enough to know I want to do this. Not so much that you should feel guilty.

 Dino : If the Tessaros found out Eric was involved with Luca's death,

 Penny : So, did you get a chance to go over the scene I gave you?

I'm gonna get her favorite champagne. She'll know how expensive it is.

 Chandler : When the glasses are full, instead of proposing a toast, I'm gonna propose.

 Phoebe : -If she says no, can I have the ring? -She won't say no.

Because they both have those big brown eyes and the little pouty chin.

My Malibu Barbie will no longer be wearing white to her wedding.

 Ross : ...and when you got it back, there'd be monkey raisins in it?

 Chandler : When he did it, it was funny. When I did it to my boss's hat...

-Well, what's a point in my favor, right? -Why don't you let me do this?

 Past Sheldon : ...which task would you assign the highest priority?

 Past Sheldon : Locating a sustainable food source, reestablishing a functioning government...

 Joey : We always go together. We're, like, the Three Hockey-teers, you know?

 Chandler : I may be way out on a limb here, but do you have a problem with Janice?

 Foreman : Up till now his heart and lungs were the only places he didn't have pain.

You gotta let the phone ring more than four times when you're calling a cripple.

it's gotta be a heart problem. Heart only would be consistent with rhabdo,

 House : which means Thirteen and Foreman would be singing in the rain,

 House : You think the blood clot was caused by a clotting problem. That's helpful.

 Kutner : Explains blood clots, multi-focal pain, lack of obvious physical signs...

 House : And why he's gone three years without anyone seeing it.

 Taub : Why did he think only you two would be singing in the rain?

 Ryan : and that is something more righteous than we have ever done.

 Druggie Girl : I can't do it. I can't give up my connection, you dig?

 Harold : When I didn't hear from him, I knew something was wrong.

 Harold : But to get the whole picture, we gotta talk about Glitterati.

 ADDISON : is because I know you won't remember a single word of this

The C-section you should've performed on Rebecca Bloom this morning?

Get an OR and an anesthesiologist. We're doing a crash C-section right away.

 Bernadette : So, when you said you wouldn't want to spend that much time with me,

 Howard : Well, we're real close to finishing off the new Batman game.

 Penny : Okay, we are gonna take turns bouncing a quarter off the table.

 Penny : If it goes into this cup, the other person has to drink.

 Penny : All right, so, yeah. Okay, now I'm gonna drink this entire cup.

l spent my childhood throwing coins into wishing wells hoping for friends.

 Amy : At a certain point, you start doing trick shots to keep things interesting.

 Phoebe : If that goes well, they may even want to make an album.

 Rachel : If you care about me, get the pie out of the man's hood.

Well, l'm feeling really insecure about the one we're shooting tomorrow.

ls this that thing you do when you say you're bad so l'll give you a compliment?

No, l really am worried. l have to make it convincing that l'm in love with Olivia.

 Rachel : Oh, honey, it can't be that hard. l mean, you've been in love before.

...where you use your real-life memories to help you in your performance?

All right, look, just try to remember how you felt when you were in love...

 Gates : Get teams scrubbing all street cam footage from blocks nearby.

No, it's just that he kept going up to Scarsdale without saying why.

 Castle : Just because you don't remember doesn't mean you didn't.

 Castle : Just like you only remember having one glass of Scotch.

 Dr. Abe Kogan : they can suffer what's called an "en bloc" blackout.

 Dr. Abe Kogan : It prevents the brain from creating new memories.

 Wilson : By pretending you're gay and in a relationship with me?

 House : become best girlfriends, I confide in her about our issues.

 Wilson : I can't decide if this plan is more despicable or illogical.

 Sheldon : ...other than intelligence and what counts, we're the same.

 Sheldon : I hope so, because if this is well, Iife isn't worth living.

 Sheldon : And just to be clear, only her baby and not these other people.

 Sheldon : Can I have tea with honey and toast with the crust cut off?

- You can have whatever you want. - Brr. Thanks, Mom. You're the best.

 Mrs Cooper : Boy, last time I put VapoRub on you, you didn't have hair on your chest.

 Sheldon : Look, he will be stating that the universe is older than 6000 years...

 Sheldon : And that was hard for me because I didn't do anything wrong.

 Mrs Cooper : Shelly, I hung out with you in enough dusty lecture halls...

 Mrs Cooper : ...while you were growing up. I wanna go sightseeing.

 Mrs Cooper : So why don't you have some pancakes, get dressed and come with us.

 Sheldon : Well, I'm going to stand here until you change your mind.

 Leonard : I'm just gonna take my bacon grease and slide over there.

Is what I've heard from other people who were once single, now married.

 Ryan : Well, they certainly seem to be Iiving up to that reputation.

 Ryan : Wouldn't say a word until I accused them of obstruction.

 Pete : - So ask me what I did today. - So, what did you do today, Pete?

 Monica : I would kill for this job. I can totally do this job...

But, Mon, that was totally different. He was your health teacher.

 John : So you think the breathing stuff is connected to my A.L.S.?

 John : Really smart doctor, and his treatment obviously isn't working.

 John : Do you think I'm gonna die here, or you think I get to go back home first?

 Foreman : An M.R.I. would give us a better idea... Oh, an M.R.I. Come on. For pneumonia?

 John : Yeah, I heard about him. Obsessive son of a bitch? That's him.

 John : And I want one of them papers that say, uh, I don't want nothing done if something go bad.

Yep. Now, see this smear of blood on the inside edge of the door.

 Ryan : So somebody grabbed the door from the inside, pulling it open.

 Ryan : Yeah, not only that, I think our witness might be a kid.

 Castle : Assuming an afternoon dismissal, Anton was shot at 5 : 00 p.m...

 Beckett : Someone from that school was in this van when Anton was killed.

 Principal Silva : I can't imagine it's one of Mrs. Ruiz's students.

 Beckett : Now, what time did Mrs. Ruiz's class let out yesterday?

 Principal Silva : And each child was picked up by a parent or authorized guardian.

 Beckett : so we can determine where they were at 5 : 00 p.m. Of course.

 Detective Miranda Daniels : Detective Beckett? Mrs. Ruiz and I talked to all the students.

 Detective Miranda Daniels : None of them seems to be your witness.

 Daniels : If they're afraid to come forward, that's not gonna help.

His wallet's missing. If it was a robbery, I'd bet my week's salary

 Castle : - You know the guy? - Everybody in New York knows the guy.

 Esposito : He was my first-round draft pick in my fantasy league

 Esposito : three years running, .314 batting average, four Gold Gloves,

 Beckett : I almost caught one of his homers once. He just came to the States from Cuba

 Beckett : and my dad took us out to the bleachers over at Shea.

 Castle : - I really can't say. - Castle is famously fatherless.

 M.e. Perlmutter : By the look of the spatter, he was hit multiple times.

 Beckett : - What's with all this bruising? - Post-mortem. From the balls.

 Castle : What would he be doing in a sketchy neighborhood in Spanish Harlem

 Esposito : Local uniforms said that he built it for the community.

 Izzie : When the quints are born we'll need everyone available.

Five babies and three surgeries, we're gonna need all the hands we can get.

 Meredith : When you let your emotions get in the way. You know?

 Olivia : He was acting all jittery and started slurring his words.

 Alex : - He started seizing. - How much sodium did you give him?

 House : You just didn't have the guts to make him get the implant.

 Ellie : Once my son is stable, I want that thing out of his head.

 House : Because he is ignorant and he's being raised by an idiot.

 House : Huh. I figured by now you'd be at the board in your monocle and jodhpurs.

 Ted : Because privacy is essential when you're listening to music.

 Rachel : You know what else is essential when you're listening to music?

 : What are you guys doing here? I've got, I've got, I've got...

Do you know how long it'll be before you have to deal with this problem?

I made up the stuff about the wedding because I didn't want you to worry.

- Please, I'm begging you, go to sleep. - I'm trying. I'm counting Catwomen.

 Sheldon : She did make a fine mutant in the X-Men movies, though.

She's not my favorite of the X-Men. In order, that'd be Wolverine, Cyclops...

 Sheldon : I forgot Professor X. Professor X, Wolverine, Cyclops, Iceman...

 Sheldon : ...then Storm, Angel, the Bea... No, wait, Nightcrawler.

 Sheldon : Professor X, Nightcrawler, Wolverine, Cyclops, Iceman, then Storm, Angel...

 Howard : He couldn't get to sleep, so I gave him a glass of milk...

 Richard upset : I have an evacuated OR, a bomb in a body cavity,

 Richard upset : and my favorite resident in labor who you are now telling me refuses to push.

 Addison : She won't let me examine her but her contractions are 40 seconds apart

 Addison : The baby could go into distress and if she doesn't come out of this,

 Richard : I can't give you an OR, Addie. I don't have an OR to give.

 Richard : - I don't know what to tell you. - Look, Richard, we have about an hour.

 Addison : And then I'm going to need you to get me an OR, build me an OR,

 Addison : find me a helicopter to fly me to any OR in the city.

 Addison : Otherwise, instead of having a baby, she'll be losing one.

 Addison : Lisa lost a lot of blood. We had to put the baby on oxygen.

 Addison : We had to put the baby on oxygen, but they are both stable.

I say it again because it seems like you didn't hear me the first time.

And so I didn't have time, what with, um, trying to save her life,

to pause and check on the paternity test or ask her about the baby's future.

 Addison : No. None of you go near Lisa or the baby until I say so.

 Alex : Mercy doesn't have enough room in their ICU to handle the overflow, so...

 Chase : I believe you wanted to talk to Dr. Richardson, our neurosurgeon.

 Richardson : I'm sorry that we met under such trying circumstances.

 Thirteen : Dr. Richardson has been treated and is ready to resume work.

 Richardson : I would watch for edema and transtentorial herniation.

 Chase : You're gonna be up late. Next time, avoid responsibility.

 Chase : Taub thought we should have a little party to see you off properly.

 Chase : You gave me a look that almost certainly could only mean no.

Come on. The chances of that... Didn't ask about the Vegas line. I said "what if".

 Foreman : It would mean he's sick, and his body's not doing anything about it.

Well, without the antibodies, we can't even test for it. Don't know if we're right.

 House : Treatment isn't all that dangerous. Plasmapheresis and I.V.I.G.

 House : If it works, we're right. If he dies... it was something else.

 Cameron : That's our hope, but the brain's tricky. You never know.

 Mark : - With the head. The look. - He just wants to talk to me.

 Mark : Well, if it was medical, he should be talking to me. - I'll be just outside the door.

- You're going to leave me anyway. - No. That's not gonna happen.

 Mark : You left him, and he had a limp. If I can't walk or hold you?

 Stacy : Honey, I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going to talk to him.

If I can't feed myself? - Mark, what you're feeling... It's not real. It's the virus.

 Cameron : His throat's closing up. He can't breathe. Code blue! Hurry!

 Cameron : He's having a reaction to the I.V.I.G. I need epi, stat.

- He's having an allergic reaction. He's crashing. - No, he's not. Look at his vitals.

So while you're thinking of it, you take this pause where you look intense.

 House : but I figure it's more stressful if you don't know why.

 Martha : You know, Meredith kidnapped Alexis from school today.

 Castle : - I almost had to repeat fifth grade. - Oh, that was different.

 Martha : I wasn't just waltzing into town like a diva, disrupting everybody's life.

Okay, Phoebe, I guess you're next. Although I really don't see the point.

 Cosmonaut : I'm not walking it, I'm not feeding it, I'm not picking up after it."

Um, shouldn't you guys be talking about space stuff instead of dogs?

 Dimitri : And when I come back, I have to pick up a poodle crap.

 Howard : You know, we could always drive to Vegas and get married.

 Foreman : If he's actually stealing a case from Cuddy, there's gotta be a reason.

 Chase : You know how people see the Virgin Mary in danishes and stuff?

Erdheim-Chester is an abnormal growth of some of the cells that fight infection.

 Cameron : He shouldn't have. We're just testing. It'll probably be negative.

 Alan : You don't think that's what it is but you want to do this thing to him anyway?

 Chase : They're not purple. They're red. Probably just blood blisters.

Your punching out the shark story's good, but she's not waiting for you.

 Ryan : What if it wasn't an angry ex-husband that killed Ms. Twohey?

 Ryan : Well, Lanie got a hit on the blood found on Michelle's jacket.

a judge came down with a ruling in Samantha's contentious divorce case.

 Samantha Peterman : and I cut my hand on one of her metal jacket buttons.

 Beckett : Ms. Peterman, where were you last night between 10 : 00 and 1 : 00?

 Samantha : I was at a charity auction, which I chair, until 2 : 00 a.m.

 Sheldon : ...when she discovers your Luke Skywalker "no more tears" shampoo?

 Monica : All right, not that this matters, but did they at least offer you a huge raise?

l kind of have some bad news. l don't think l can move to Tulsa.

So when l said l'd move to Tulsa, l didn't really know what l was saying.

 Sheldon : Mother always told me one should wear clean underpants...

 Sheldon : -...in case one is in an accident. -One was already in an accident.

 Sheldon : Doesn't mean one won't be in another, especially if I drive.

 Sheldon : You may be interested to know that a prohibition against looking...

 House : Kutner found the battery factory, Kutner came up with cadmium.

 Thirteen : Hopefully, when you wake up, we'll see some improvement.

 Thirteen : I'm going to close your left eye to keep it protected.

I changed my Facebook status to "Sheldon wishes Penny would leave him alone."

 Leonard : You mean, up until now we've been experiencing the happy fun-time Sheldon?

 Leonard : Um, sometimes people, good people, you know, they start playing these games.

 Joey : Oh, my God. You did too? It freaked me out. What was that?

If you care about your husband at all, I'd do the responsible thing.

To life itself : sex. Anything that can be transmitted via the blood can be transmitted through sex.

 Foreman : - Sleeping sickness from sex? - It's not without precedent.

 Foreman : I'm pretty sure it is, unless you're talking about going to Africa and having sex with a tsetse fly.

 House : A Portuguese man was diagnosed three years ago with C.N.S.-affected sleeping sickness.

 House : His only connection with Africa was through a girlfriend who'd served with the military in Angola.

 House : Pretty sure that's what it said. Either that or it was an ad for sunglasses.

 Cameron : I think ignoring respiratory symptoms is more likely than cheating.

Well, come on. Sit on Grandpa's lap as I tell you how infections are criminals.

 House : The immune system's the police. Seriously. Grumpy, get up here.

 House : The immune system does the same thing, only it calls them antibodies.

 House : good chance that'll tell us where he's been in his life.

 Rachel : Actually, I thought to myself, "Those guys are crazy!"

 GEORGE : because the last time she was allowed to interact with patients someone died?

 DEREK : You know the guy that caused the accident? An OR just cleared up.

Dr. Burke... We got a pregnant woman with traumatic cardiac tamponade

 ALEX : - Addison asked for you. - You can't do two surgeries at once.

 George : She didn't answer a single question. She just sat there.

 Burke : He'll need surgical stabilization. Dr. Torres, if you are available...

 Bailey : We have more than one orthopedic surgeon in this hospital.

 Callie : Guys, I can be there for all of you. We have to... Dr. Burke asked first.

 Cuddy : If that guy wasn't trying so hard to keep up with a woman half his age,

 Adams : Guy got his nuts cracked three years ago. Don't need to look much further than that.

at the same time he's in the hospital for a totally unrelated problem'?

 Taub : If low testosterone means I can't get sick with something else,

 Adams : How is it you can retain every detail of our habits and personal lives

 House : I find it hard to remember things I don't give a crap about.

 Park : Maybe the testicular damage set the stage for something worse.

 Park : Multiple sclerosis causes incontinence and progresses faster in men with low T.

 House : It's that kind of leadership that's putting you at the head of the pack.

 House : and get a cranio-spinal MRI to check for plaques associated with MS.

 Park : and suddenly it's the last limited edition lightsaber at Comicon?

House is a dictator. Second-in-command is a meaningless position.

 Sheldon : First off, that is axiomatically wrong because the best pudding is chocolate.

 Sheldon : Secondly, the organic structure of tapioca makes it a jiggling bowl of potential death.

 Sheldon : - It is extracted from the plant... - Hey, I'm thinking of growing a mustache.

 Howard : I'm not sure yet. You know, George Clooney has one now.

Wow, you'd think a guy like that would have some kind of booze lackey.

 Sheldon : Tapioca is extracted from the root of Manihot esculenta.

 Sheldon : ...it is poisonous in its raw form and lethal if prepared improperly.

 Alexis : And I hate myself for it because my personal motto is,

 Alexis : If I do this, you have to promise not to drop in on me.

The rumor is he's high up on the chain in the Izumi clan out of Okinawa.

 Esposito : for money laundering, drug trafficking and extortion.

Call Ms. Tagami at the Consulate. Have her get a hold of Jade's family.

 Beckett : Mr. Saito, I'm Detective Beckett. This is Detective Esposito.

 Esposito : spent a lot of time together at Miyago's hostess bar.

 Beckett : We understand that she was at your birthday party the other night.

 Esposito : Well, witnesses said that the two of you had a fight,

 Esposito : that Jade was expelled from your party. You wanna tell us what happened?

 Bernadette : Howard, please just call the man, see what he wants.

 Raj : make sure you tell him that you weren't home when he came by

 Nora : And if that's going to scare you off, then I'd rather it scare you off now.

 Nora : And I want to go to sleep every night with the same person by my side,

I love gardening, but these squirrels keep messing with my tomatoes.

 Nate : Every time I see them in the backyard, I'm like, "get out of here!"

 Nate : They run off, but sure enough, a few minutes later, they're back.

 Barney : Oh, no. Turns out I would never do that in a million years.

 Castle : What about the three guards you murdered while escaping from prison?

 Cross : I work outside the system. Which means I need an effective cover.

 Beckett : Hey. So I thought I'd see if Alexis remembers anything more

 Martha : SIGHS Katherine, I want to say this isn't what it looks like,

 Beckett : When? After you patched him up, sent him on his merry way?

 Sheldon : ...but I think we may be looking at my new Tuesday hamburger.

 Sheldon : I was thinking of moving Big Boy to Thursdays and just dropping Souplantation.

You'll be happy to know I plan to come every Tuesday for the foreseeable future.

 Sheldon : Who do I speak to about permanently reserving this table?

 Leonard : Was that just a generic platitude or was that a subtle bid for attention?

This is a single-decker, whereas the Big Boy is a double-decker.

 Sheldon : This has a much more satisfying meat-to-bun-to-condiment ratio.

 Sheldon : Blah, blah, hopeless Penny delusion, blah, blah, blah.

 Rachel : ...from Bloomingdale's. She thinks he's just being nice to her.

 Ross : We ran into him on the street today, and he said he might have a job for her.

 Monica : So, what if he wants to sleep with her? I mean, she's single, and he's cute.

 Monica : Yesterday, on the subway, you couldn't stop staring...

 Beckett : That's the same day that Anton said he and Scott worked their bit

 Castle : Sounds like Scott wasn't picking up on married women for fun.

 Vikram : But they do list an address, a pricey apartment uptown.

 Castle : This place is so much nicer than Scott's other apartment.

 Esposito : And what did it have to do with the shell corp that was paying him?

 Ryan : Strange. It's like he only wanted to make it look like he lived here.

 Esposito : Maybe this is where he was knocking boots with the married ladies.

 House : Your testes never descended, because you're immune to testosterone.

 Wilson : I didn't notice any clubbing on the judge's fingers. Neither did I.

 Cameron : You're diagnosing Wegener's based on a little inflammation?

 House : Well, unfortunately, I think we've exhausted all the tests we can do...

in our capacity as the doctors that he doesn't want doing tests on him. Well, you don't...

We'll know I'm right if he starts walking. We can't do any more tests, but you want me to treat him?

 House : Medicine's in the pharmacy. Patient's immobilized in the I.C.U.

 Cameron : Are you asking us to jeopardize our medical licenses for this treatment?

What are you going to do? You're gonna tell them that I came here?

 Tyson : You think that they're gonna believe the lies of a desperate man?

 Tyson : Believing that you're innocent and not being able to stop it.

 Beckett : There's no evidence that Jerry Tyson was in the station,

and there is no evidence that the system had been tampered with.

 House : Either last night or today. I need to find out which and why.

 Wilson : This isn't a case. You're not looking for a diagnosis.

 Wilson : If this matters at all to you, please, for once in your life, be an adult.

 Scott : I'm a little chilly. I thought I'd get a sweater or something from my room.

Stick this between her second and third rib. Do not go too deep.

 Derek : - I'm not giving up the trailer. - Whatever you say, Dr Shepherd.

 Meredith : but it's really not that uncommon in a preemie this size.

 Meredith : and that will help her breathe until her lung can stay up on its own.

 Tom : My mom can only handle the triplets for half a day. She's 74 so...

 Paul : She made it out alive, but it scared the hell out of her.

 Paul : Six months of dance training and the next thing that I know,

 Castle : What about on the show? Anyone she didn't get along with?

 Max : with anything and everything you need to help solve this terrible murder.

 Beckett : that there was someone on the show that she didn't get along with.

 Max : Last week Eddie and Odette performed a Bob Fosse-inspired number

 Stella : No, no, no, no, no, I would never read that piece of crap.

But, hey, somebody's off the phone. How about a glass of wine...

- Come on, you don't have 10 minutes? - I don't have 10 minutes!

- Sophie, does she have 10 minutes? - Hey, Ross, I told you I don't!

Don't yell at me, okay? This is the most I've seen you all week.

I've got a deadline. Would you just go home. I'll talk to you later.

 Monica : I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice?

 Phoebe : We called everyone in your phone book. A bunch of people came.

 Phoebe : It took us so long to get you here that they had to leave.

 Rachel : We wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower.

No, wait a minute, that's not true. What you did was really sweet.

 Monica : Now I get to spend my shower with the only people I really love.

I get all those presents without talking to people I don't even like!

I'm doing everything I can. Everyone's looking for him and I got

Grandparents, uncles, aunts. How was their health? Greg hates fishing.

 Stacy : I mean, he forgets where he left his keys, but who doesn't?

Our first date didn't either. I was never gonna see him again. A week later, I moved in.

Naval Academy's press department says Parker hasn't checked in yet.

 Hendricks : Security teams are already on site looking for him.

 Castle : It doesn't make any sense. Why wouldn't Parker be there yet?

 Castle : Why go through the trouble of getting press credentials

 Beckett : Like the encryption system was a cover for the theft of the toxin.

 Castle : Military tactics. Always making sure we're a step behind.

 Beckett : I mean, this has to be about revenge, so it has to be about Reed.

 Beckett : This is Agent Beckett from the Attorney General's Investigative...

 Chase : He fell on something in the attic, scraped his arm, got the rash the next day.

 House : Fungal pneumonia without the cave. Clever. - I'm gonna get a sample.

 House : These young doctors. It's like they don't care about people.

 House : That's an interesting accent you have there. I'd say Czech...

 House : Hard to miss... you know, the big hug and how happy he was to see you.

 Joey : ...complete the transaction, if you know what And you do.

She was just crawling around and found him, so l just let her sleep with him.

l've tried everything to feel better. l even tried writing a song about it...

 Shaw : The trick to this kind of operation is having enough personnel in play

 Shaw : The guy on the roof. Southeast corner. The one with the binocs.

 Shaw : We have contact, southeast corner of Bedford and Downing.

 Marshall : If you weren't so much stronger than me, I would slap you.

 Marshall : but I didn't mean bring home the first guy you bump into on the street.

 Lily : And you want me to go with you 'cause you're a little scared?

 Lily : Do you want me to go with you because you're a lot scared?

 Gerry Finnegan : And then when you showed up here yesterday, I...

 Beckett : The private investigator that you hired, did he take any photographs?

but I said I didn't want them in the house where Elise might see them.

 Beckett : That Fletcher's killer might be in one of those photographs.

 Castle : You think it's possible that Fletcher was telling Gerry the truth?

 Beckett : I've seen too many repeat offenders to believe for one second

 Beckett : that a guy who promises never to beat his wife again actually won't.

 Castle : - That's a pretty bleak attitude. - Not bleak. Realistic.

 Private Investigator : After Mr. Finnegan hired me, I followed your boy night and day.

 Private Investigator : It became clear pretty fast he was a grifter.

 Monica : Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment?

 Monica : who have been so neglected that they were incapable of love.

 Marshall : I was actually saying it to you and a bag of funyuns?

 Izzie : We're just a bunch of interns who work together. There's nothing there.

 Burke : It could be causing a tear in the outer muscle of the heart.

Cristina? Cristina? Don't just stand there, damn it. Somebody help her.

 Bailey : Let's get her out of here. There's a patient on the table. Lift.

 Bailey : Her pulse is racing. I need her on a monitor to get a BP.

Yeah, maybe, if you're in love. But Ross, we are not in love, are we?

If you can't eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?

 Rachel : When certain people leave the table and I am not finished!

 Ross : Well, certain other people take two hours to eat a bowl of soup!

 Ross : I grew up with Monica. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!

 Rachel : No, Dr. Long. Please come in. This is Ross. He is the father.

 Ross : But not the husband, because, evidently, she can do this alone.

 Chase : Look at it this way, now the sex is both commitment and guilt-free.

 Chase : but you're actually more upset now that the husband knows.

 Foreman : But he didn't know that Which means he wasn't really hurt.

 Foreman : but it went a long way to making me feel a little less guilty about seeing her.

I'm sorry. I went in there to take a nap. I know I shouldn't have, but you got porn!

Now, you seem a little tense. Maybe you'll relax if I gave you a nice milk bath.

...which, by the way, is something that you will never understand.

Do you think it would be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us?

 Ross : You guys will scooch, won't you? Let's try scooching! Come on!

 Foreman : When we inject the water it's gonna feel like you're drowning.

We wanna make sure your heart's healthy enough to support you through surgery.

 MR. O'MALLEY : George told me you were the best intern I could have on my case.

 MR. O'MALLEY : He said you were the best intern in the hospital.

 CHRISTINA : He won't make it through the surgery unless we replace it.

 CHRISTINA : It's just a valve replacement, George. It'll be fine.

 GEORGE : If someone is going to operate on my dad's heart, I want Burke.

If someone's gonna cut your dad's heart apart, you want it to be him.

 Mrs Cooper : It turns out that this little scallywag was trying

 Leonard : He's tearing the mask off nature to look at the face of God.

 Seibert : The board of directors insists he has a beautiful mind.

 Mrs Latham : couldn't stick with it long enough to get your PhD?

 Kash : -Hey, Rachel. You ready to go? -Yeah. See you guys later.

 House : Saving the next generation from making bad choices about acne cream.

 Cuddy : or one of those imaginary cases that happen when you're bored?

 Cuddy : because you always feel pain, so you want to go exploring.

 House : I also note that, although snow is coming down in sheets this morning,

 House : So while everyone else was just worrying about getting in,

 House : Only reason to wear a scarf like that is as a beacon to identify you in a crowd.

 Cuddy : that a typically clumsy CIPA patient tripped on an icy day?

 Castle : And they weren't installed by law enforcement, either.

 Martha : a place for reflection, getting in touch with your inner self.

 Alexis : My Physics exam. I almost forgot. It's on Monday morning.

 Martha : I guess I will just have to find my inner self by myself.

 Foreman : If they could handle it, they wouldn't be asking for you.

 House : Except I'm sure the Burn Unit's pumping him with fluids

 House : which means his potassium should be going up, not down.

 Sheldon : a member of the Legion of Superheroes known as Element Lad.

 Sheldon : If you multiply that by the atomic number of "N," nitrogen,

 Sheldon : I'm just funnin' you, silicon. And that is the most common element

 Sheldon : Now, finally, the line "in this room the thing you'll see"

and by "likely", I mean rationally, it was the other way around.

 Taub : Thoughts during sleep can and do cause physical changes.

 Esposito : A few hours later, he was killed right after his show.

I was gonna drop the complaint as soon as the papers were signed.

 Esposito : That doesn't explain the 25 grand he brought to you.

 Sam : It'd be pretty stupid to kill off an employer in this job market.

 Castle : No, I think you can't sing because I've heard you sing.

 Esposito : That karaoke machine was busted. I'm gonna sing for y'all later.

 Castle : If this was just about writing songs, why all the secrecy?

 Sam : Especially because his new stuff was such a musical departure for him,

 Esposito : The director said that Swan was the creative force behind the group,

 Beckett : After that, evidence gets corrupted, witnesses get less reliable.

 Jane : I don't think I'm gonna know the answer to that for a little while.

 Jane : What do you say we talk about you and the redhead instead?

And Meredith... And.. And Shepherd, too, if you want. But that's it.

 Everhardt : You put $3,000 in your wife's checking account this morning. I wanna know where it came from.

 House : Oh, yeah, he also took enough of them to poison himself.

 House : We'll keep him on the pig for a few more hours, and then take him off the candy.

 Foreman : I wanted to find proof that you were slipping back into your self-destructive pattern,

 Foreman : So why are you the only one who can't show up for appointments?

I'm well aware of what's going to happen to my body over the next eight to 10 years.

 Thirteen : I do not need a visual reminder every time I walk into that place.

 Foreman : Now, you show up on time tomorrow or you don't show up at all.

 Mr. Hadley : Your mom is leaving. You're gonna regret this the rest of your life.

 Taub : The chelation didn't work, her muscles are still deteriorating.

 BAILEY : I stopped teaching when you needed a teacher the most.

 BAILEY : Yes, I could have. You couldn't have stopped you, but I could have.

 Rachel : Oh, yeah, check it. Definitely gonna want some of that!

The least your professor could've done is thrown in some CliffsNotes.

 Castle : So what do we know about this ex-boyfriend of Kim's, Lyle Gomez?

 Alexis : Was a varsity football player, hot and cold relationship with Kim.

And there's no evidence that indicates he might've done it? Nothing at all?

- Your dad doesn't like pranks. - "Your dad doesn't like pranks."

Phoebe, your face is fine. None of this stuff is gonna happen to you.

 Taub : Even if you're right, that external pacemaker's gonna fail eventually,

 House : Well, maybe the poison hasn't completely shot his heart,

 House : and you won't have to feel guilty for the rest of your life.

How am I going to place the leads in the exact spot on the right ventricle

 Cameron : Why would I keep inviting you over if I didn't want you there?

 Chase : You never offered me a drawer, you never cleared out your closet for me.

 MEREDITH : And then there are the wounds that take us by surprise.

You and me, we could have fun. Dirty mistresses unite and all that.

 GEORGE : - What are you doing? - We met at this bar, you remember?

 DEREK : We started this thing and you didn't know anything about me.

 Castle : - sound like rainbows and unicorns. - How did you get those?

 Castle : when you buy a prepaid phone, don't use your credit card.

- Makes it totally traceable. - I wasn't trying to hide anything.

 Castle : 'Cause no man likes getting dumped. Am I right? Our egos can't handle it.

 Castle : I drank every meal for a week. I didn't even like her.

 Beckett : - if you two broke up a month ago? - From a friend. Chloe.

 Brent : Chloe Richardson. All right? We all went to college together.

- Chloe's the one who got Sara her job. - And how did this friend find out?

 Howard : It was like a free pole dance right in the middle of the food court.

 Howard : Hey, at least I can talk to women without being drunk.

 Raj : Excuse me, I have selective mutism, a recognized medical disorder.

You're saying her liver's shutting down because the lighting is off?

 Foreman : Cutting House off? It might not work, but it's not wrong.

 Foreman : Just hang in there two more minutes, and we'll be done.

 Foreman : Cuddy's bending the rules to get a patient to do the right thing.

 Marilyn : Someone else must have put that in my bag with the phone

 Castle : So you decided to stalk him, follow him onto this plane.

 House : On the small stuff, yeah... When to sleep, what to drink, you know.

 House : But giving up your son because it's better for him, it's so sane, it's so rational.

She's not schizophrenic? Look, she's 36 years old when she first presents.

 House : The internist sends her to a shrink. One shrink sends her to the next.

 House : She tells them all she's not crazy. The drugs don't work. And why would they if she's not a head case?

 House : Couldn't have done it without you. Rage is a symptom of mass hysteria.

 House : Just one more thing to clean up. Peng set off the mass hysteria.

 House : Could be symptomatic of head trauma, cerebral infarction,

 Chandler : -It's just a weekend. Big deal. -Wasn't this supposed to be a fling?

 Castle : Well, in that case, let's hurry up and finish this game.

 Beckett : So that's a triple word score with the "Q" and the "C,"

 Esposito : Castle likes us both too much to have to make the pick for best man,

 Rachel : There was one Italian guy, okay? And do you have a point?

 Ross : I'm with somebody else. I'm happy. This ship has sailed!

 Castle : When Greg refused Sophie's advances she had a change of heart.

 Castle : She ran back to her room where you were there waiting for her.

 Beckett : What happened, Mr. Murphy? Did she threaten to expose you?

 Ted Murphy : And very well told, I might add. But that's all it is. A story.

 Beckett : Do you remember how I told you that we went through your luggage?

 Beckett : Did you know that we found trace evidence of platinum

 Beckett : of the one piece of physical evidence that tied you to the crime.

 Kyra : But that does not mean that I'm not gonna think about you

 Kyra : Of all the murders, in all the cities, at all the weddings,

 Minister : I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.

 Robin : It means that a fertilized egg has not yet attached itself

 Robin : It's like it's all you ever talk about, Lily, and I'm sick of it!

 Lily : When that baby comes, you don't have to see it. In fact,

 Marshall : the time you "accidentally" shredded my Joey Buttafuoco pants.

 Marshall : and so I refuse to comfort you, despite how adorable you are

 Vikram : I'll start an intrusion inspection and find out who our rat is.

 Castle : No. we've only got two of the blinky boxes left to go.

You're Iucky I caught them, or else who knows what would've happened?

 House : that blockage will rupture your intestines and spew sewage throughout your body.

 House : Whatever you're scared of out there, aren't you more scared of death?

 Wilson : No game-winning hits? No aced report cards? No school plays?

 Tucker : I just started getting a little tingling feeling in my foot.

 Wilson : It might mean his foot fell asleep. It might mean nothing.

 Tucker : Does this mean that it's not the disease you thought it was?

Wasn't sure of the protocol now you and Leonard are no longer having coitus.

 Penny : God, can we please just say "no longer seeing each other"?

 Sheldon : You live in the same building. You see each other all the time.

 Penny : You and I are still friends, and you stop saying coitus.

 House : The only difference is I'm gonna be right in front of other people.

 House : Which means you're not here to talk about the medicine.

 House : None, which is why I'm not saying you should, but you will.

 House : Any other compulsions besides drinking massive amounts of water?

 House : Different kind of diabetes. This kind is caused by banged up pituitary.

 House : I'm guessing either a car accident or you cracked your skull on the balance beam.

 House : Easy. Nice ass. No boobs. And you've got palms like a longshoreman.

 House : Just means you'll be taking two hormone supplements instead of one.

 Monica : Oh, good God! If you want a baby so bad, just go steal it!

 Monica : What is going on with you. Since when are you so crazy about babies?

 Chase : The only thing we know for sure is it's gonna screw up the MRI results,

 House : - So, what did you do to her? - Why would you possibly think...

That heart-shaped ass, those perfect, perky, all-natural breasts.

"Designers just love that heart-shaped ass, those perfect, perky..."

 House : When you're dealing with the press, you're her manager.

 House : When you're making sweet, sweet love, you're her manager.

 Dad : What are you doing? Are you trying to trap me into saying...

 House : Do you love her enough to admit that you slept with her?

 House : Psychological conditions can manifest themselves in physical problems.

 House : There are treatments, but only if there is a diagnosis.

 House : Are you going to admit that you slept with your daughter

-Come here, you don't need a shower. -All right, the truth is...

But it's over. l've made a decision, l'm not gonna smoke anymore.

 Ross : -What are the other two? -Well, the first one is, l don't want to.

 Robert Chase : You just can't appreciate it, because you're the victim.

 Allison Cameron : Yeah. I deserve shame and ridicule for offering a consult.

 Allison Cameron : For the good of the patient. It's what House would have done.

 Robert Chase : Maybe House will hear about it and tear up with pride.

 Robert Chase : I think that for someone who's not involved in his team,

 Samira Terzi : You actually cure this guy, I'll show you my private water board.

 Samira Terzi : We need to consult an oncologist about the chemo.

 Greg House : Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were still euphemizing.

 James Wilson : I was wondering when you'd grow bored of avoiding my calls.

 Marshall : As Lily's best friend, you are the last person on the planet

 Esposito : Unis went to Henry Wright's apartment. Found it cleaned out.

Henry attended Caltech with, wait for it, assault victim Tom Talmadge.

 Ryan : And this is the lawsuit that Henry filed against Talmadge,

 Ryan : accusing him of stealing the code that he used to build Hytch.

 Castle : Sarkov said her lab hadn't cracked the cloaking technology,

 Castle : but what if Will did with a little help from his neighbor, Henry?

 Ryan : But Henry still needed help defeating Talmadge's home security.

 Ryan : Invisibility doesn't defeat thermal or pressure systems.

 Beckett : Henry was the one that was moving the cue ball around the table.

 Castle : And perhaps once Henry realized the power of the suit,

 Howard : Subconsciously, she's thinking, "We're in sync. We belong together."

 Howard : And there's this great show on VH1 about how to pick up girls.

 Howard : No, seriously, you can. I have transient idiopathic arrhythmia.

 Mrs Wolowitz : Like that's what a person orders in a Jewish deli.

 Mrs Wolowitz : because I've got nothing but disappointment in here!

Obviously, we should care about all our patients, no matter what age...

 House : Then why are you so anxious to treat every patient like they're family?

No history of cancer, Parkinson's or any other degenerative condition.

But there's this boy at school, and he's on the boys' volleyball team.

And this friend of hers at school said this boy didn't like her and never did.

 Cameron : I think she's depressed. She doesn't have tendinitis?

 Cameron : She's depressed for the same reason that she has tendinitis. Not the boy?

 Cameron : No, the boy's a jerk. She knows that, and yet she's depressed.

Ahh. Problems with the thyroid gland... Causes depressed mental state...

 House : No. Because she took such an interest, she discovered a tiny nodule...

 House : which in reality signified nothing but gave us no choice...

but to put a person with tendinitis through an expensive and painful test.

 Ms. Cooper : And it means that Joey Malone is your responsibility.

 Joey : No woman would spend time here unless it was against her will.

What's your place supposed to be, shabby chic? Emphasis on shabby?

 Joey : My uncle would rather blow all of his money at the tables.

 Esposito : Most I ever got after that was a phone call or a postcard.

 Joey : You know, she tried to pretend that we were still a normal family.

 Castle : It's an article on the attempted bombing. Look at the picture.

 Castle : He wasn't just at the conference, he was one of the speakers.

The Wickfields' address was unlisted. You had to get it from Central.

 Uniform : Wife said some guy just showed up at their door and attacked him.

that man, he grabbed him by the neck and dragged him into the living room.

 Mrs. Wickfield : We told him we didn't know. We don't have any children.

 Gates : Then they're ready to review the plan and give you a final briefing.

 Fowler voiceover : You're Elena, you're intimidated by these guys.

 Fowler voiceover : There will be five plainclothes officers in the lobby

 Fowler voiceover : Head to the north elevator and go to the 11th floor.

 Fowler voiceover : Undercover officers up there will have your back.

 Fowler voiceover : Memorize names and faces of whomever you meet

 Plainclothes Officer : It's empty. She's not here. She is not here.

 Sheldon : ...to be accepted by Penny's peers is based on your desire to ensure...

 Sheldon : Huh. Seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through for intercourse.

 Sheldon : Don't you have access to women who will do it for money?

 Sheldon : By the way, another accepted usage for the term "ho."

 Sheldon : I believe that social convention dictate you not arrive empty-handed.

 Foreman : We have to keep going until you start feeling something.

 Foreman : Then you'll be telling me that's what you're feeling.

 Daryl : The other black dude who was in here earlier, he your brother?

 Daryl : I have two older brothers, and we always want to kill each other.

 Castle : Mind if I use your bathroom? People never think about that.

 Beckett : So you're saying that you can't say one way or the other?

 Mrs Harris : You know, maybe you should talk to Chloe about this.

She said that she saw Sara earlier in the day, but she didn't say anything

 Castle : Well, I took her to the hospital and the night kind of

 Beckett : from getting a trace warrant on the following number,

 Monica : - Erica, are you okay? - Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much.

I keep getting these stomachaches. They come and go every few minutes.

 Monica : - Oh, my God. - Relax, we'll just get her some antacids.

 Monica : Chandler, get the coats! Erica, let's go! Phoebe and Joey, keep packing!

 Cuddy : That means that her failing liver would be completely unrelated.

 Cuddy : If it is, we can fix it and we don't have to terminate.

 Cuddy : If this is the case, we can actually do something here.

 Cameron : Acute fatty liver of pregnancy would have the same symptoms.

 House : Sticking up for your girlfriend. Who says chivalry's dead?

 House : Be patient. She's going through all of us. She'll get that jungle fever eventually.

 Cuddy : This can probably wait until after you biopsy Emma's liver, right?

 Foreman : Once we pierce her liver, it'll be next to impossible to stop the bleeding.

 Cuddy : If the liver starts to bleed, it'll bleed right back into her own veins.

Twenty-seven-year-old female, intense intermittent ear pain, saw six doctors...

 Foreman : Did I mention that the 27-year-old female is really hot?

 Foreman : Not unless social workers have begun pulling in the big money recently.

That's a fascinating window into the mysteries of human psychology.

 Chase : Vitamin deficiency. She changed her diet a few months ago.

 House : Hers was already elevated, gave her arterial blockages.

 Chase : Cardiac arrhythmia presenting as ear pain. Very rare. Cool.

 Jessup : - left over right, right over left... - I think I made it tighter.

Yeah, yeah, we can meet at Sutton's around 7 : 30. Is that okay?

 Castle : When you kept secrets from your father, was it not a big deal?

 Jessup : That's the building on the right hand side. Right there.

 Beckett : So it turns out that the building's only Asian tenant is Paul Cho,

 Castle : Maybe Buckley's bitter divorce caused enough hard feelings

 Chandler : What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing?

 Chandler : - Really? Like, you have a routine? - No. See, each woman is different.

 Ross : Not just Janice. Janice in labor. Contracting and everything.

 Janice : Look how nervous he gets! We haven't slept together in years!

 Chase : CT and ultrasound show inflammation in the renal capsule.

 Chase : Could be an obstructing calculus or perinephric abscess.

 Foreman : Blood cultures came back negative. It's probably just a benign cyst.

Yeah, so let's just dismiss an idea because it's probably nothing.

 Thirteen : in which case we should be prepping her for emergency surgery.

That's why I said looks like, as in similar to, but not the same.

 House : Plenty of time to save her life after we save my money.

 Taub : Underlying neurological condition exacerbated by an acute UTI

 Taub : Sorry. Acute UTI brought on by her healthy enjoyment of her womanhood.

 Foreman : You ignore us all the time, you go on crazy joyrides all the time,

 Castle : We met in college. We were together nearly three years.

 ALEX : She's psycho and her foster parents are beating the crap out of her.

 ALEX : She's covered in bruises, she's got a ten centimeter lac

 ALEX : on her arm with three staples in it. Like from a staple gun in your garage.

 BAILEY : Have them speak to the parents while you run a cold pressure test on the girl.

 BAILEY : It'll keep her distracted while the parents are questioned.

- It's a lot of people running around. - Good. We have a radical case today.

 GEORGE : - You had three surgeries last year. - Yeah, two rotator cuffs and an ACL.

 Beatrice : because at the end of the day, all that matters is if your kid is happy.

 Beatrice : You can promise me that? You promise me that you won't feel sad for too long?

 Izzie : You know what? Just accept your gift and say thank you.

 Izzie : So that is the closest you're going to be getting to this body, mister.

Rach, wanna come with me Friday night? I'm gonna check out some male strippers.

 Joey : Hope it goes better than the last time you did it for that girl downstairs.

 Foreman : Heart attack while he was on interferon rules out encephalitis,

 Foreman : but I still think I'm right about the neuro symptoms.

 Foreman : I'm happy to leave if you have a better theory than aseptic meningitis.

 Foreman : The wife said she was sure to clear the house for her husband's safety.

 Foreman : Run CSF tests, find out what's causing the meningitis.

 House : You said you weren't gonna overrule me, diagnostically.

 Adams : You can't go to their house without Foreman's permission.

 Leonard : Pretend I believe something I don't when I'm with Penny?

 Howard : Hey, I'm sure Penny fakes all kinds of things when she's with you.

 Howard : These are the women who believe exactly what you believe.

 Howard : These are the women who would be willing to sleep with you.

...I have to give up everything I believe in? My intellectual integrity?

 Leonard : The very nature of who I am? I can't do that, Howard.

 Rachel : When two people have a connection, you know, that's...

 Phoebe : Come on, you can drink a gallon of milk in 1 0 seconds?

I'm just gonna teach him how to make a lasagna for some potluck dinner he has.

You might wanna make extra, because you'll probably be hungry after the sex.

Okay, nothing's changed here. He still doesn't want children, and I still do.

 Beckett : And we also know that you hired an assassin named Rathborne

 Beckett : to kill your brother before he went to the feds about you.

 Beckett : Ten years since we came home and found that detective waiting for us.

 Beckett : Ten years since we crossed that yellow tape and went into that alley.

 Beckett : And every time I cross the tape at a crime scene, I think of that night.

 Castle : Do you know why I chose you as my inspiration for Nikki Heat?

 Raj : -How could you not put in an abort? -I made a boo-boo, all right?

I think the board will really appreciate how well we're using that NSA grant.

 Sheldon on Kripke's computer in the lab : This classic prank comes to you...

 Sheldon on Kripke's computer in the lab : ...from the malevolent mind of Sheldon Cooper.

 Sheldon on Kripke's computer in the lab : If you'd like to see the look on your stupid face...

 Sheldon on Kripke's computer in the lab : ...this video is being instantly uploaded to YouTube.

 Sheldon on Kripke's computer in the lab : Oh, and a hat tip to Leonard Hofstadter and Raj Koothrappali...

 Sheldon on Kripke's computer in the lab : ...for their support and encouragement in this enterprise.

 House : We're grown men, over the age of 30, who moved in together.

"Eventually" is not when I want to go out with the cute girl in 3B.

 BURKE : His left ventricle was weakened by congestive heart failure.

It remains unclear to you because you were in the ER with a gunshot wound.

- She was the physician on the case. - I am the attending on record.

Sleep deprivation with swings in hormone levels could cloud anyone's judgment.

Really? Because if a patient died due to my poor decision-making,

 CHIEF : Let me remind everyone that our purpose here is not to place blame.

 CHIEF : This is a forum to discuss mistakes in patient care and learn from them.

 DR. SAVOY : So far I haven't heard Dr. Bailey admit to a mistake.

 CHRISTINA : Why don't they just put a bullet in the back of her head?

 Castle : That doesn't make any sense. Black coral is found in the tropics.

 Esposito : but we got a hit off the canvass of the crime scene.

 Esposito : A seamstress coming off the late shift saw a guy waiting on the corner

 Teresa Gomez : He was standing by the alley outside the Broadway coffee shop

 Teresa : Crimson and navy, with gold triangles across the stripes.

 Castle : If we can match that sketch to one of its members, we got our ID.

 Beckett : are notoriously protective of keeping their members' privacy.

 Castle : After a tough negotiation that involved my Knicks tickets

 Castle : and naming a character in my next book after his Nana,

 Sheldon : ...I've co-authored two papers in notable peer-reviewed journals...

 Sheldon : ...and I'm close to figuring out why the Large Hadron Collider...

 Leonard : You left out, got chafed testicles because you no longer wear underpants.

- ls Raj out with Emily again? - Yeah. Every night for the last month.

 Howard : He gave her a pair of diamond earrings and leased her a car.

 Leonard : - Think she's taking advantage of him? - Oh, of course not.

 Penny : Handicapped people are nice, Leonard. Everyone knows that.

 Sheldon : I actually have information about Raj that would be helpful with this discussion.

 Penny : But if you don't mind me asking, uh, the potato clock, how does it work?

 Sheldon : I wrote a fan letter to you when I was a child in Texas...

 Arthur : I'll give you a hint. I have a bracelet with my own address on it.

 Sheldon : Well, anyway, um, you may find this hard to believe...

This is gonna sting a little, so you might want to look the other way.

 Chase : Those windows don't even open. They're just here to let sunshine in.

 Clancy : They put a chip in my neck so they can keep track of me.

 Chase : The parents say he doesn't watch sci-fi, he doesn't read comic books.

I assume they stopped her before she got too close to the truth.

 Stryker : by men determined to keep the existence of aliens a secret.

 Castle : It's like that Will Smith movie, only, I'm guessing, a lot less funny.

 Stryker : and eliminate people who threaten to expose the truth,

 Beckett : Looks like we are back to an empty space in the suspect column.

 Castle : until she leaves and winds up explosively decompressed.

 Beckett : that could be due to drug use, or any number of medical conditions.

 Monica : The meat's only every third layer. Maybe you could scrape.

 Ross : You could plunk me down in any woman's uterus, no compass...

 Phoebe : It says in some parts of the world people eat the placenta.

Ross, listen. Do you know that right now your baby is only this big?

 Foreman : We sampled blood from six different areas looking for any spikes in adrenaline.

 Taub : If she told us her symptoms, where it hurts, when the pain first started,

 Foreman : She'll only lie. We're better off not even talking to her.

 Chase : You think you can get her to try to kill herself again?

 House : There might be a way to get her symptoms without asking her.

 Sam : We do live together. I generally tell him when I show up at his work.

 Sam : The typewriter keys should have left impressions on these ribbon fibers.

 Claire : I'm looking for inspiration for this movie I'm writing.

 Claire : Do you think I could pick your brain for my movie some time?

 Alex : - Maybe, maybe not. - Bill should know his wife's cheating.

 Cristina : But don't you want to know for certain what killed him?

In fact, it's the first time he's pulled out of anything in five years.

 Bobby : I will, my friend. We have a great show for you tonight.

 Castle : - Thank you, Kayla. - And you're up right after Ms. Monroe.

 Castle : As soon as that snake ate you, the whole movie fell apart.

 Castle : - July 27th, that's right. - And it's being made into a movie.

 Ben Davidson : And, without evidence, there would be little chance

 Ben Davidson : So I guess we'll find out if that's really true.

 Castle : No, sweetie, I just wanted to make sure I said good night.

 Sheldon : ...this is my first time driving an actual motor vehicle.

 Sheldon : According to my Driver's Ed book, the side mirror is properly adjusted...

...when a portion of the driver's door handle is visible in the lower right corner.

 Sheldon : Now, where is the switch to adjust the passenger-side mirror?

 Penny : -Now, can we please go? -Yes. Soon as I adjust my seat.

 Chandler : the minute Monica and I break up, I'm moving right back in.

Oh, look, here's an article about people who marry people and don't tell them.

 [A bank's office - Lily/Marshall/a bank employee]Narrator : The next day, lily and marshall went

 [A bank's office - Lily/Marshall/a bank employee]Narrator : To the mortgage broker to get a loan.

 Marshall : Before we get the apartment, I want to put in a kiddie pool

 House : So what gives us elevated calcium, bad taste and fainting?

 House : For life as we know it to have evolved without an intelligent designer.

 House : I think I just did. You're either perfect or you're sick.

 House : Nice in the sense that your toaster is nice for making you breakfast.

 House : Your husband is missing the genes that make him suspicious.

 House : Bet you he can still crack off a batch of Pecan Sandies.

 House : You're gonna be all whiny during the differential diagnoses, aren't you?

 House : You called New York Mercy to have Foreman's job interview killed.

 House : When I said, "You girls can gossip later," I was throwing you out, but in a polite way.

 Joey : When you handed me back the card, what you didn't see was...

 Joey : ...I looked at it so fast, it was invisible to the naked eye.

 Castle : I think I know what Bobby Mann was doing at that comedy club,

 Beckett : We did have a question about what he wrote on the last page.

 Beckett : Actually he crossed out "boys" and wrote "gang," "posse," and "crew."

 Hank : - I guess we'll never know. - I wouldn't be too sure about that.

 Beckett : He asked her if he was a good person. Why would he say that?

 Beckett : Not Kayla, Hank, because of you. He knew that he had to fire you.

 Castle : Weisberg confirmed that she was on the network's shortlist.

I promise this'll taste just as good coming up as it did going down.

If you're going to say that you've always been secretly gay for me,

 Wilson : Pumping a human being full of lethal chemicals in your living room.

 Wilson : If I die, it probably won't go over well with your probation officer.

 House : I've already identified a couple of spots to dump your body if this goes south.

 Wilson : when I got old or sick I'd have a wife or kids to look after me.

 Javier Epsosito : and then our victim here sailed out of that fourth-floor window.

 Esposito : Tenants don't recognize him, he doesn't have any ID.

 Lanie : And choked and has a pencil jammed in the side of his neck.

Like maybe you'd think me being here was invading your territory or...

I don't know if you should be exposed to crime scenes and dead bodies.

 Alexis : I'm already used to it. It's equal parts gross and cool.

 Foreman : Place the drill bit against the upper left part of her forehead,

 Esposito : It looks like Eddie was trying to help them achieve that.

 Ryan : Question is, how do we figure out who else Eddie was helping?

 Castle : French Canadians are proud descendants of Parisian culture.

 Castle : No, I'll be serving them pastries from Le Bernardin restaurant.

Ah, Castle, that's one of the premiere French restaurants in the world.

 House : I'll take that action, too, but you're already a C-note in the hole.

 House : Well, then these giant balls of medicine are not gonna work anymore.

 Leonard : You believe this guy? He has to be the best at everything.

 Sheldon : If you've got a problem basing a relationship on a contract,

 Sheldon : but I think that love affair is still pretty hot today.

 Alicia : Are you pretending like you don't do the exact same thing?

 Raj : I'm just saying it's pretty lame that he can be defeated by the color yellow.

 Sheldon : Only the modern Green Lantern is vulnerable to yellow.

 Raj : Great, so I can take them both out with a number-two pencil?

 Wilson : And please don't throw banana peels in the bedroom trash...

 Sam sounding Slightly Sarcastic : Wow. When did you get all OCD?

 Sam : What about the coaster? Does that replenish my B12 or something?

 Julia : Dr. Hadley, did you say there was a video game in the playroom?

 Monica : Give him a kind word, shake his hand and give him the money.

 Chandler : - How do you know so much about this? - I don't know.

 Monica : Okay, those people just left. Come on. Quick, give him the money.

 Marshall : It's in the Pacific Ocean. It's twice the size of Texas!

I've already convinced MacLaren's to implement a new green initiative.

I gotta carry an 80-pound bag of bottles to the recycling center every night.

about how we can cut our carbon footprint by half for only $12 million.

All they're gonna hear is "$12 million," and all you're gonna hear

 Barney : And some muffled laughter. Which I apologize for in advance.

 Cameron : I only joined the committee to help the hospital. You made me a liability.

 Cameron : I now have zero influence over the hospital's cable policy.

 House : Harm suggests permanent damage. Get her to screw up, then fix it.

 Cate : So, how long do I let the lymph node marinate in the red wine?

 Bernadette : You let me believe I was the reason she had a heart attack.

 Foreman : So aside from him being an idiot, what else did we learn?

 House : maybe she's a sweet young thing who's not a screw-up lying through her teeth.

 House : On the two hand, pregnancy test only takes five minutes,

 Thirteen : Pressure imbalance allows fluid to build up in the lungs.

 Thirteen : For drugs used recently, not for drugs used before recently.

 House : Kutner trusts her, someone else doesn't. So, in conclusion, shut up,

 House : Good for your career, great for your street cred. What's in it for me?

 Nicole : Come on. I know you're not just wheeling me around for kicks.

 Alex : I was gonna ask you a favor. Since you're better with people than I am...

 Izzie interrupts angry : God, you're only ever nice or friendly or anything

 Izzie interrupts angry : when it's convenient for you. So no to your favor. No to you. No.

 Alex : - What's up with you? - I put on a dress. I did my hair.

 Izzie really angry : And what do I get? Nothing. No respect. No apology.

 Izzie really angry : You couldn't even be bothered to kiss me good night.

 Izzie really angry : So I am done trying to be your friend, or whatever. I'm over it.

 Barney : Too many crazies had my old number, so now I'm all about disposable phones.

 Barney : I'll use one for a while, have my fun, then dump it and get a new one.

 Marshall : So Robin told me about this whole Ted and Zoey thing.

 Barney : Dude, she doesn't know how to tell a story. I'll tell you that story.

 Marshall : - Robin's version was... - That is exactly how it happened.

She was the first to walk even though I did it later that same day.

 Phoebe : But to my parents, by then it was, "Yeah, what else is new?"

 Rachel : This book could have been called Be Your Own Wind Keeper, Rachel!

 Rachel : No! Why do we always have to do everything according to your timetable?

This isn't about the movie theater. This is about you stealing my wind.

 Rachel : How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?

 Ryan : the organization that hosted the party where Shana's boyfriend died.

I wanted to talk about an article you edited about 15 years ago,

 Castle : about a student who died at the Tiger Claw Social Club.

 Castle : I'm a private investigator working the Shana Baker murder.

 Ryan : He's not at his apartment and he's not answering his phone.

 Esposito : Yo, that was the Ledger. One of Jackson's co-workers said

 Esposito : that he saw him leave the building about an hour ago,

 Leonard : Amy, it's your turn. We need one more hit. Finish him off.

I don't know about you guys, but I've been through the emotional wringer tonight.

 Bernadette : This may be the potion talking, but you are one fine-ass Dungeon Master.

 Howard : When we get home, I'm gonna take you on a different adventure.

 Penny : ...why don't your character and your character do it in the game?

 House : On the other hand, I told you to rest. So, I see your dilemma.

 Melanie : I don't need to break her heart just so I can feel righteous.

 Amy : Sheldon, we're talking about your friend's mother. She got hurt.

 Sheldon : I thought that subject had run its course, so I changed it.

 Penny : Oh, no, it is, but I decided, instead of complaining about it,

 Leonard : I don't know. The bisexual gorilla go-go dancer in Schindler's List

 Sheldon : Because a gorilla go-go dancer of any sexual preference

 Randy : Just want you to know, we are making good progress on this new project.

 Lily : If it was some ding dong we didn't know, you'd just give me his name.

 Lily : Any chance you and Bill had a three-way with Fork Napkin?

 Raj : I'm not finishing your sentence. You pulled the plug on my funk.

"Friends." It's "Words With Friends." Which Stephen Hawking and I officially are.

 Sheldon : I'll have everything I've ever wanted since I was 6 years old.

 Sheldon : You are now friends with someone who is officially friends with Stephen Hawking.

..."Words With People You Once Worked With," you'll be off to the races.

 Sheldon : Hold that thought. Professor Hawking has made a move.

 Raj putting game back on and removing shirt : Crank up the a.c., boys. It's gonna get hot in here.

l like Mike so much, you know? lt's just going really well. Oh, my God!

 Phoebe : Yeah. You know, and given my lifelong search for irony...

 Monica : -What are you gonna do? -l mean, l guess l just have to...

 Penny : You are entitled to try and make things go the way you want them to.

 Penny : You don't always have to go along with what the woman wants.

 Leonard : I'm afraid that if I ask her to move out, she'll just dump me.

 Leonard : I really like you, but I wanna see how things go with Mark?

 Beckett : - And when was that? - Before I left work. 6 : 00-ish.

 Castle : - What did you talk about? - Just a meaningless check-in. And I...

 Beckett : All right, you guys go on uptown and I'll finish up here.

 Ryan : So much for my famous warm honey-milk with Jenny tonight.

Her husband calls before 6 : 00 and the food's picked up at 6 : 02.

 Esposito : A warm milk nightcap with your lady? That is sad, bro.

 Perlmutter : It's saying, "Someone shot me." One to the mid-section, .38.

 Esposito : - That's cold. - Yeah, well, that's the living for you.

Well, a looky-Ioo said she recognized him from the neighborhood.

Nice to see you making an effort to bond with the rank and file, Perlmutter.

 Castle : So, Detective, would you consider this to be a crime of passion?

 Beckett : and the charges against you and your employees at Passageway

 Esposito : That's what got him in trouble with his colleagues in the past.

 Esposito : Speaking of which, I have calls in to my sources at Robbery

 Esposito : to try to link Beckett to her old beau, Detective Demming.

 Castle : Oh, come on. The good news is, they're completely fooled about us.

Cas-kett. Ooh, that's good! 'Cause of the whole murder thing. Caskett?

Three patrons of her bar confirmed she was there by 9 : 00 last night.

 Brady : he was in the ocean at least 20 minutes after being shot.

Okay, so, in the ocean for 20 minutes, no one heard the shots being...

 Callie : We need a fresh start. We need to get away from all this crap.

O'Malley. Finally come to see me about that letter from Mercy West.

 Burke : It's a way to test yourself. Your strength and endurance.

 Burke : You put yourself through a situation like that and you know who you are.

 Callie : It's painful and hellish and you think your lungs are shredding,

 House : Fatigue, hair loss, possibility of damage to the lungs, infertility.

 House : There's a small possibility of leukemia at some time in the future.

 House : Who's the better James Bond, Sean Connery or Daniel Craig?

 Taub : They never attempted, thought about, or attempted to think about committing...

 House : No hurry. I already bathed once this week. I wouldn't want to look elitist.

 House : Fine. Pad it all you want. Here's a check for the deductible.

 House : I'm no architect, but I'm pretty sure the master bedroom

 Plumber : This pipe goes through the ceiling, over that wall and into your shower.

 House : Yeah, 'cause I'm clearly a guy who likes to knock out a few naked pull-ups

 Plumber : I don't know how it happened, but I know what happened,

So, whenever you're ready to spend the $2,200, give somebody else a call.

 Foreman : I promise, I'm only holding your hand to check for choreiform movement.

l have to stand up in front of all these people. What am l gonna say?

l don't think your monologue from Star Wars is gonna help me right now.

 Charlie : -We can re-create it. We've got all night. -What, you really think we can do that?

Well, l know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating.

 Joey : Any chance any of this happened in a galaxy far, far away?

 Rachel : That kiss before we left the apartment. That was something, huh?

-We don't want to go down that road. -No. That's why I brought it up.

 Rachel : I have to tell you something that I've never admitted.

 Rachel : In high school, I made out with James even though I knew you liked him.

 Howard : That's kind of an overreaction to a little harmless necrophilia.

 Raj : Did you change the contrast or brightness settings on the television?

Forget to rinse the sink? Talk to him through the bathroom door?

Adjust the thermostat? Cook with cilantro? Pronounce the T in "often"?

 Ross : She thought the very idea of me playing rugby was hilarious.

 Foreman : Jonah's lucky. I was pretty cruel to my little brother when I was your age.

I guess I thought it's what big brothers did. Obviously, I was wrong.

 Cameron : and he's worried that if we're sniping, we might be distracted.

 Foreman : Yeah, nothing like diarrhea and bloody vomit to put you in the mood to goof around.

 Foreman : All the tests came back clean. Can't figure this out.

 Cameron : You can't? Don't you work with three other doctors and a grouchy gimp?

 Joey : -Yeah, you know, it's not that fun. -No, l think we killed it.

Okay, just so you know, l'm gonna be ovulating from tomorrow until the 6th.

All right, I'm in. Because either he goes, or I'm buying a coyote.

 Monica : I have not missed one question the whole game. I own this game!

 Cristina : Since when has the possession of ovaries become an insult?

 Cristina : - Oh, from the rape surgery? - Yeah, and it's not a jar.

 Meredith : and I normally never wear them because they're not comfortable.

 House : Unfortunately, none of them have been able to solve her breathing problems.

 Taub : Full term. And they gave her surfactant. Looks like they're fully developed.

 Cuddy : Her daughter has a dance recital tonight. She can't work late.

 House : You should see what the fat lady's got under her big top.

 Cuddy : All I need is a warm body. And she'll be asleep the entire time.

 Taub : The sperm donor card from the father did note a history of asthma.

 Castle : Guess it's a lot tougher when they actually know the rules, huh?

- So we can prove they had sex? - Look, if Chloe got home at 1 : 00,

 Beckett : then there's no way he had time to get down to the basement,

- kill Sara and make it back upstairs. - Maybe we ought to pick Chloe up,

 Beckett : Our suspect says that Sara left his apartment about 12 : 45,

 Video Tech : - So what are we looking for? - The nanny who worked for the guy.

He claims she got home at 1 : 00, and that he never left the apartment again.

Okay, that's six minutes after Sara Manning got on the elevator.

Maybe she left the kid in the playground with one of the other nannies.

 Beckett : - at the same time every day. - What difference does it make?

 Roommate : - Can I help you? - Does Chloe Richardson live here?

 Roommate : - Yes, but she's not here right now. - Where did she go?

 Bill Garrett : Getting brought in here is no way to treat a fellow officer.

 Beckett : Mr. Garrett, we found these when we searched your shop.

 Garrett : If you think I murdered this girl, you're out of your mind.

 Beckett : You see, even when you delete them, they can still be recovered.

 Beckett : Seeing the darkest side of the Web, that must've changed you.

 Garrett : And I quit Cyber because a frat boy date-raped a girl,

 Phoebe : ...and I sort of made her see why you two shouldn't be together.

 Frank : ...but the worst thing she ever did was tie me to the porch.

You know, I came to you because I thought you'd understand. Oh, no!

 Esposito : Forced her to pull the money out and order up the plane.

Then he killed her, made this whole thing look like it was her idea.

 Ryan : Sir, considering that this guy tried to kill me and Espo for that diamond,

 Esposito : Yeah, sure you were. Why did you steal that diamond?

 Leo : I dedicated myself to stopping the cartels' bloody practices.

 Ryan : So you're working against the cartels by stealing a man-made diamond?

 Leo : Two years ago, stones started popping up in Europe and the Middle East.

 Leo : That's when a gemologist friend of mine happened across a pair of them.

 Sheldon : And you don't wish to alarm me with any more loud noises. Very thoughtful.

 Cameron : I thought you seminary boys were against the death penalty.

 Chase : In practice, however, watching a murderer die causes me

Black defendants are 10 times more likely to get a death sentence than whites.

 Foreman : Doesn't mean we need to get rid of the death penalty.

 Foreman : It's okay. You're in a hospital, we're taking care of you.

 Foreman : Blood and urine tests came back clean, no sign of opiates in his system.

Chandler, you're doing so well with this whole getting married...

...never gonna sleep with anyone for the rest of your life thing. I thinks it's great.

 Rachel : We got a lot to do. We gotta think about the flowers, the music...

Take it from me. All you have to do is show up and try to say the right name.

This baby has everything. Take, you know, locations, for instance : 

 Monica : First organized alphabetically, then geographically...

Look, here's the invitation you used to your wedding to John Lynch in the fifth grade.

Remember how I got sick and Ross had to fill in as a bridesmaid?

-Why you can't admit you need me? -I need you to stay near my head!

 Dr. Long : Okay. Everything looks good. Here it is on the screen.

Hot-air blowers are incubators and spewers of bacteria and pestilence.

 Raj entering excitedly : Hey, guys. I just got the most amazing new...

 Penny : Do you think you'll ever be able to talk in front of me without being drunk?

 Raj : ...People magazine is naming me one of their 30 Under 30 to Watch.

 Beckett : And what if a witness came forward now, would that change anything?

 Castle : Sounds more and more like Matt Benton found out about Jack

But how did Matt find out that Jack was recovering his memories?

 Esposito : Jack Sinclair called the law firm of Lockhart, Whelan and Benton.

 Beckett : That's the brother that Matt was sending those postcards to.

Pete could've easily alerted Matt that someone was asking questions,

 Pete Benton : My brother sent me those postcards over 15 years ago.

 Pete Benton : I gave them to the cops. I haven't heard from him since.

 Castle : So if we check your phone records, we won't find calls to Vienna?

 Richard : You're not married. You're not hiding. You came to me.

 Richard : What you two have together, I understand that, Preston.

 Addison : I've given it a lot of consideration. And I've decided to move to Seattle.

And, well, Meredith won't be an issue anymore. She's out of my life.

 Cristina pulls out a wad of cash from her back pocket : - Oh, yeah. - Out of control.

 Meredith says as a statement : So you guys really don't have anything else to talk about?

 Howard : she could literally sleep with his own father in his own bed

 Howard : and post the video to YouTube, and he'd still buy her flowers

 Bernadette : Well, if you're sure you want to do this, it's only coffee.

 Leonard : to this stupid video store owner, so I can return the DVD

 Sheldon : ...Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard...

 Sheldon : Well, of course. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock...

 Wilson : And I am not wasting another moment of my life denying that.

 Taub : Carpet, paint, insulation, even the gross food in the fridge,

He said that you drove into the city the night that Michelle was killed.

 Castle : For a minute there, we thought Walter was helping Billy.

- That's what parents do. - They lie to us because they love us.

 House : A little peeker, or did the prairie dog actually come out to play?

 Cameron : and I wouldn't say he actually exploded. More like gushed?

 House : Actually, can I call you back? I'm in a meeting right now.

 House : - If it's gastrointestinal... - You lied to avoid seeing your own mom.

 Sheldon : As a scientist, I reach conclusions based on observation and experimentation.

Although it occurs to me, you may have been employing a rhetorical device...

 Penny's Dad : Well, apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?

 Amy : Do you realize it took me five years to get a massage from him?

 Beverly : Oh, well, that still could be a big step for Sheldon.

 Amy knock on door : Maybe it's Sheldon, here to say he's sorry.

 Stuart : Are you crazy? That helmet's signed by Robert Downey, Jr.

 Stuart : ...on a plastic helmet from a movie based on a comic book...

- Okay, fine. Just the sword, 210. - Thank you. I can eat meat this week.

 Amy : with a few people that you'd get way too excited about it.

 Beckett : How Peter escaped had something to do with who killed him?

 Castle : So is breaking out of a prison. So we've got some time.

 Beckett : I asked you for space and you literally Iocked me up in a jail cell.

Okay, wait, wait. Okay, okay. I'll give you space. I'll give you space.

 Beckett : I mean, we've been stuck in worse places together before.

 Castle : Then let's work it out. Therapy, counseling, whatever it takes.

 Thirteen : We'll scan you, run your blood at frequent intervals.

-It turns out I'm gonna be free Sunday. -I wish you had called me.

Yeah, you'll be talking to me never, because you're a freak who eats alone.

 Wilson : and sidestep it by turning it into a mechanical problem?

 House : Because, in Houseland, and the rest of the universe, by the way,

 House : when a question presents itself, it calls for an answer.

 Wilson : and the one that tells us the story of who we are, then what is your story?

 Wilson : Come on. Poo? Strippers? It's routine stuff. You've been pulling your punches.

 Cameron : I want to be with you. Maybe I'm not comfortable with it, but...

 Leonard : It's your first real game. l threw a lot of information at you.

...from when l gave birth to my brother's triplets and l had to give them up.

 Rachel : Thanks for the party, honey. Should l help you clean up?

 Mrs. Epstein shakes her head : - Just tell us, is it bad? - The fall caused a subdural hematoma.

 Leah : - I don't even know what that means. - That means, your dad...

 Derek : - before the bleeding gets worse. - What kind of risks?

The bleed is in an area of the brain that controls speech and motor control.

- We don't need an operation. OK? - You know, Jake, I think we do.

 Cristina : - Actually, I do have that mother. - His mother is not the problem.

 Burke : - She loves him. She never leaves. - She also never listens.

 Cristina : - She doesn't know him. - Justin's depressed. You heard.

 Burke : And if Justin really doesn't want this heart, his body will reject it.

Rickettsial. Tick bite. Nymphal ticks are out now. They're bloodthirsty little bastards.

Rash would be more pustular. - Not always, and there's only one rash, which fits.

 Cameron : - New Jersey, it's most likely Lyme disease. - All right. Let's keep him on fluids...

 House : And take another history. Even if we don't learn what's causing this,

 House : we definitely need to know if twelve-year-olds are getting any action.

 Jeffrey : - What are you doing now? - We're collecting fluids from the rash.

 Jeffrey : Oh, great endorsement coming from the woman who thought it was a nasty cold. If I had had him last week...

 Chase : Gabe, have you been camping recently, playing sports outside, anything like that?

 Chase : No hanging out anywhere new, strange places? - We've been through this.

 Jeffrey : We don't let him run wild through the neighborhood, right?

 Chase : - We need to know if you're sexually active. - I beg your pardon?

 Molly : You telling me you never had a thing for bad boys, Kate?

 Molly : Jack never discussed business. But I knew he wanted out.

 Castle : - Jack saw this coming? - We spent every night together.

 Molly : Anybody but Jack, and I'd have thought he had something going on the side.

 Molly : Jack said if things broke bad, he wanted me to give this to the police.

 Foreman : Actually, your wife just told me that she was making an appointment.

 Cameron : Foreman says we've got a problem about the transplant.

 House : If she terminates the pregnancy, he's not gonna let himself die on principle.

I've actually given this a lot of thought. My personal tipping point is seven years, eight months and 14 days.

 Cameron : Do you have to be religious to believe a fetus is a life? - There seems to be a correlation.

 Gablehauser : Dr. Koothrappali, have you ever had lunch in the president's dining room?

 Raj : ...I was whisked off to the People magazine photo shoot...

 Raj : They shot me in front of a starry background where I posed like this : 

 Raj : They say it's the perfect metaphor for my incandescent talent.

 Sheldon : Right, a ball of hot, flaming gas that collapses upon itself.

Kids, this is the story of the 36 hours we all thought Lily was pregnant,

I was on the phone with Punchy, my best friend from high school,

 Ted : I've given this some serious thought. I think I know how we can crush

 Punchy : That's exactly the accent of whimsy this celebration of love needs!

 Ted : Because if I was a dude, I could have Ted Mosby as my best man.

 Burke : He asked you for something. And you told him you would do it.

 Burke : If you don't, that doesn't make you noble, it makes you a liar.

 Esposito : Yo, I just heard back from CSU on that receipt from the duffel bag.

 Esposito : No, but it contained traces of synthetic motor oil and brake pad residue.

 Beckett : I'll compile a list of every service station within a five-mile radius,

 Esposito : Let's move on to the next one. We'll circle back around.

 Ryan : Hey, look on top of the counter, they sell those hats here.

 Ben : I mean, he used to be. I laid him off, like, three weeks ago.

 Ryan : Do you have any paperwork he might have filled out? Maybe a work order?

 Montgomery : But no one snatches up my people and detains them.

 Beckett : Those men knew who killed Marie and they refused to tell us.

 Esposito : Only found in Asia or on the black market in Chinatown.

 Castle : So maybe she was killed by an alien. Just an illegal alien.

 Ryan : Turns out you were hit with an EMP, an Electromagnetic Pulse,

 Hey, hypothetical question : If I was all your stuff, would I rather be

 Hey, hypothetical question : At the bottom of the east river or the hudson?

 Beckett : Because those claws could have easily caused Anne's injuries.

 Darrell : Wait, she was attacked here? I thought she was attacked in the city.

I mean, about an hour ago, I heard vocalizations and knocking on wood.

 Darrell : And not to mention, a tool that Bigfoot used to club his prey,

 Derek : People do things every day that they know could kill them.

 Meredith : OK, but I think it's worth talking to him again, pushing him.

 Derek : that is performed while the patient is awake, a risk of paralysis, death.

 Derek : The patient doesn't want it. It is not my job to push him into anything,

You're uncomfortable with my decision. It's best you don't scrub in.

 Burke : but we have an extremely capable surgical team, and I can...

 Thirteen : Patient won't respond to methotrexate, bleeding time hasn't improved.

 House : Because it's premature, reckless, and potentially lethal.

 House : Figured I'd ask for something really crazy so she'd shoot me down,

 House : and get the whole, "I can control House" thing out of her perky little system.

 House : So the next time I went back and I asked for something marginally crazy,

 House : it would seem marginally reasonable, and she'd say yes.

 Thirteen : we bring the patient down there, we do everything but flip the switch.

 House : In the short term, double the dose of methotrexate and add prednisone.

 Foreman : This trial I'm running, the drug really seems to be working.

 Sheldon : All right, these are the talking points for my NPR interview tomorrow.

 Sheldon : ...for the less educated in the audience to understand.

 Sheldon : Howard, look this over and tell me what's unclear to you.

I have a Master's in engineering from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

 Howard : It required the completion of 144 units of grad work and an original thesis.

 Leonard : You know, when Sheldon gives you homework, you don't have to do it.

 Raj : In fact, it's better if you don't. Otherwise, the rest of us look bad.

 Phoebe : You know, they require constant care. You should know that, you're a mother.

 Leonard : And we had to get physicals and buy thermal underwear...

 Leonard : - Sorry, I was gonna tell you. - No, you don't have to apologize.

 Penny : There's no reason you have to tell me. I was just surprised.

 Sheldon : You were busy, you were surprised, all very fascinating.

 Sheldon : Sorry but at what point do you put this "see what you can do" plan into action?

 Penny : Just a warning, Sheldon. The freezer locks from the outside.

 Cuddy : You have to lash out at everyone who tries to help you?

 Taub : So, your plan is to prove you're both full of crap all in one move?

 Foreman : She's grabbing his arm, he's going in for the kill...

 Leonard : Doesn't seem like it. She got Sheldon to go to a psychic with her.

 Leonard : She's gotten me to do a lot of things I wouldn't normally do.

 Amy : It's just, she really has some sort of connection with him.

 Leonard : so she knows how to approach him without making him skittish.

 Leonard : Well, it took him a long time to get comfortable around me, too.

- Kind of a symbolic gesture. - Rachel, that was a library card.

 Chandler : If you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream.

 Ross : - No, I gotta go home sometime. - Are you gonna be okay?

 Monica : That's Paul's watch. Just put it back where you found it.

 Castle : Yes, well, keep mixing root beer with fine scotch, that may change.

 Lanie : but the shard in Donny's head is way too big to have come from this bottle.

 Castle : Which means it can't be the only remaining bottle in the world.

 Beckett : Okay, so, maybe Leo gave a bottle to a relative or a friend.

 Beckett : And once Donny learned how much it was worth, he went after it.

 Beckett : See what we can dig up on Mayor Walker and his mystery whiskey.

It's not gonna be like regular crying. It's gonna be like Terms of Endearment crying.

 Video Store Manager : What can I say? People like to see themselves on television.

 Video Store Manager : I mean, you would not believe the things people do in front of a camera.

 Video Store Manager : Like this one chick, she's standing there, right in front of the store,

 Beckett : Just show us the recordings from the past couple of days, okay?

 Video Store Manager : I'm sorry, but I can't show you the recording.

 Video Store Manager : Some guy rolls in here yesterday, asked for that one specifically.

 Beckett : - What does he look like? - Six foot, big, black, had an accent.

 Video Store Manager : Not in the physical sense. Just something about him, you know?

 Video Store Manger : I mean, at my prices? He didn't even try to negotiate once.

 Beckett : Would you be willing to work with a police sketch artist?

 Cuddy : Or it could be nothing. Reading brain M.R.I.'s is not an exact science.

 House : Wow! Excellent question. Many doctors wouldn't have gone there.

 Cuddy : You could make the argument for watching carefully for the time being.

Hmm, but you'd only make that argument if you were an administrator covering your ass.

 House : If that were true, would Dr. Wilson's mouth be contorted into that ugly shape?

 Foreman : Toxoplasmosis is a fairly common fungus you can get...

 Esposito : Well, once I got his name, I put a BOLO out on his car.

 Esposito : When I came to check on it, that's when I saw your car.

 Amy on phone : take a taxi home from Raj's, but according to Facebook,

 Penny : Just like recovering alcoholics drink in the Caribbean.

 Penny : That means you're all probably gonna be hanging out there more.

 House : and Thirteen is desperate to make her life matter before it's over.

 House : "You've got to look out for the people you care about."

 House : That wouldn't have anything to do with you screwing over your clinical trial

 Thirteen : I took some ibuprofen, but... Where's the pain, front or back?

 Thirteen : Front. Why are there never any interesting pictures on these cards?

 Thirteen : It's not like something's gonna suddenly crop up now.

Okay, Ross, this pen's getting kind of boring. Can you pick me up some porn?

 Wil : And then I don't get the job, and I can never find out why.

 Bernadette : She's alive, but she's still in critical condition.

 Bernadette : in a medically induced coma before she read the card.

 Leonard on phone : Apparently, he's 12-down in the TV Guide crossword puzzle.

 Castle : Beckett? Thank God you're back! What took you so long?

 Adams : The student aide was just trying to make a viral video,

 Taub : If only burnt lungs explained the passing out and paralysis.

that would have led to the eventual loss of consciousness and paralysis.

who complained about the noise. So it looks like Duke Jones alibis out.

like some kind of a brain-eating parasite from one of her movies.

 Esposito : But someone with resources and connections, not this flunky.

 Castle : Yeah, see, we were looking back over Lars' school records from Columbia.

 Esposito : In fact, he said that you guys met the morning that Lars returned from Turkey.

 Castle : Now, Lars, I'm sure, shared the discovery of the lamp with you,

 Castle : knowing that you of all people would appreciate its value.

 Castle : But what he wasn't counting on was your professional jealousy.

 Castle : knowing that Lars used all ofyour hard-earned research

l think l know too, but l've been really wrong about this stuff in the past, so....

 Mr. Griswold : in the middle of her fifth open-heart operation,

 Meredith walks further into the room, interrupting : who's sick and embarrassed and tired of being stared at!

 Leonard : Uh, Captain Kirk activated the self-destruct sequence

 Sheldon : That was my first thought, but all my cool stuff is here.

 Sheldon : this computer will send an e-mail to your parents in India

but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of two little people dot amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.

 House : They get an earthquake, they get released into the air, you breathe it in, you get a cold...

 Sheldon : ...I'd think looking like an idiot would be the perfect camouflage.

 Sheldon : ...until I went off to college. Longest seven years of my life.

Oh, that's how my father always began our football conversations.

 Sheldon : ...how to shoot close enough to a raccoon that it craps itself.

 Marshall : Machines are overrated, and someone needs to take them down a peg.

 Barney : You're all wrong... I got a way to get there so fast, I could beat all of you,

 Ted : Who cares? I mean, there's no way to find out who's right anyway.

 Ted : - First person there wins! - Doesn't matter how you get there!

 Leonard : Never should've told you about Alvin and the Chipmunks.

 Foreman : Your blood contains an abnormally high volume of certain proteins,

 Foreman : It's like a car trying to run after the oil's turned to sludge.

 Foreman : We think that's what's been causing all your problems.

 Foreman : We have to put you on blood thinners and other medications.

 Foreman : but after that, you should be able to play without a problem.

 Wilson : Usually that precedes you walking away with purpose, so...

He knew how to make you do things you never thought you're capable of.

 Marcus Gates : Let's just say I slept a lot better once I knew he was dead.

 Castle : Just another way for him to disappear so he could make his plans.

 Castle : somewhere in the city, a place he would go to feel safe?

 Castle : He got you to do those things. He got inside your head.

 Castle : You'd done your time, but he needed you to get caught.

 Castle : you don't see his face and wonder, "How did he do that?

 Phoebe : So what do you think, ladies? Who wouldn't want to date him?

It's just that he's obviously still in love with this Rachel girl.

 Marshall : Back in college, Ted and I used to take these crazy road trips

 Marshall : Oh, man, we went through a whole case of Tantrum one trip.

 Ted : The long hours in the car, the motion sickness, the smell.

 Marshall : So what time are we leaving for Gazzola's tomorrow? I was thinking 9 : 00, 9 : 30.

 Chase : Not really. We just take Joey's blood out of his body...

 Chase : The pig's liver does what joey's can't. It cleans the blood.

Nope. Just buys us some time to figure out what's poisoning your brother.

Chase has a big mouth. - Yeah. He's probably the one who ratted to Vogler.

 Cameron : - I don't think that he would... - Does it hurt when you're with House?

 Foreman : Little pain in the tummy, but it sort of feels good too?

 Cameron : I don't have the right to show interest in someone? - You absolutely do.

 Foreman : And I absolutely have the right to humiliate you for it.

White blood count's low, probably a result of the illness. Nothing to connect to the liver.

 House : Early signs of emphysema. He's been smoking at least a dozen years.

 Stuart : It's nothing you haven't seen in movies or in drawings.

 Bernadette : We were looking for a recommendation about comic books.

 Stuart : Well, I recommend you don't open a store and sell them.

We were wondering why the guys like this stuff, so we thought we'd try it.

 House starts Examining Julia's Skin : I think your wife has Henoch-Schonlein purpura,

 House starts Examining Julia's Skin : systemic vasculitis that can cause lesions

 House starts Examining Julia's Skin : and inflammation throughout the body.

 House starts Examining Julia's Skin : which explains why it was named after a German. Actually, two Germans.

 House starts Examining Julia's Skin : Lesions can pop up in the heart,

 House starts Examining Julia's Skin : But always on the skin. Means you'd have a rash somewhere.

Okay, I'm going to have to check your holes. I'll start with the mouth.

 House : If there's nothing there, then things might have to get kinky.

 Thirteen : We'll treat her with high-dose IVIg and cyclophosphamide.

 House : Other than you still wanting to have sex with other dudes

 Stuckey : Oh. When the police told me that that boy had broken into my place,

 Stuckey : And I thought, if somebody had just given me a break,

 Stuckey : And I told him that I would consider dropping the charges

 Stuckey : if that kid could convince me that he was willing to straighten his life out.

 Stuckey : Any idea where I can find him? My offer still stands.

 Beckett : Call me crazy, but I don't think he was looking at Random's picture.

The curse is getting stronger too, to bring down something that big.

 Ross : And tell them what? The naked guy we stare at isn't moving?

 Melissa : Wow, Ray-Ray, I have no idea what you're talking about.

 Monica : Well, he did manage to keep his identity secret for a long time.

 Chandler : Rachel got Ross the tuxedo that Val Kilmer wore in Batman.

 Winston Wellesley : Yes, it's terrible what happened to that poor girl.

 Winston Wellesley : Actually, I believe I met Olivia at a cocktail party a few weeks before that.

 Winston Wellesley : Rough around the edges, but I felt I could mentor her.

 Castle : - And by mentor, you mean... - What are you suggesting?

 Beckett : Your nephew Trent said that he saw her hitting on you the whole night.

 Winston Wellesley : He's always been very protective of the family.

 Winston Wellesley : Are you seriously asking me, Winston Wellesley, for an alibi?

 Winston Wellesley : As delightful as this conversation has been, I must take my leave.

 Winston Wellesley : I have to meet my brother at his campaign headquarters.

 Winston Wellesley : And we'd appreciate your support. Don't forget to vote.

 Castle : I have no doubt he was having an affair with Olivia. But why would he kill her?

 Cameron : Organophosphate poisoning can cause both hiccups and...

 House : I'm trying to figure out what that could be a euphemism for.

 Cameron : You're not worried House is gonna be pissed you're helping me do the test?

 Foreman : Even if House was messed up by Kutner's suicide, it wouldn't matter.

 Cameron : That he takes too many pills and is a danger to the hospital,

 Cameron : or he takes too few because he's selling them on the side?

 Tritter : Can I ask what Dr. House has done to deserve your loyalty?

 Tritter : You defend him, and he won't even tell you what's happening in his life.

 Cameron : I was just hoping you guys would stay consistent with...

 Martha : considering you said this wa your last case with Beckett.

 Castle : I'm referring to our victim being killed by one of the walking undead.

 Castle : Security camera caught him in all his putrefying glory.

 Ross : The data we're receiving from MRl scans and DNA testing...

 House : Withdraws from pain stimuli on the left side, but not the right.

 House : Only one way to tell. Do somatosensory evoked potentials.

 House : Only two ways to tell. Get a hammer and check his deep tendon reflexes.

 Chase : Won't work. He needs muscle relaxants to be on the ventilator.

We talk to the head of security, we get a look at their video surveillance.

 Hayley : My source told me that Vikram arrived a little before 4 : 00 p.m. yesterday.

 Beckett : We need a copy of that memo. It's the only way to get on top of this.

 Vikram : You know they'll have wiped the original search, right?

 Beckett : Yeah, I also know that the AG has a triple-firewalled backup

 Beckett : Which is why we are in a public space with four exits.

 Penny : Sheldon, you big weirdo. I want you to know I love that you're in my life.

Hello, is this the Bruce Miller who wrote the season finale of Alphas?

Oh, smashing. You already sound nicer than the last Bruce Miller...

 Sheldon : ...who suggested I have sexual relations with myself. Now, down to business.

 Sheldon : Could you please tell me how you planned to resolve it?

 Sheldon : Well, that all stinks. No wonder you got canceled. Bye.

 Phoebe : Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes.

 Answering Machine : I'm sure you've heard that Estelle passed away.

 Answering Machine : I wanted to let you know there's a memorial for her...

 Martha : Oh, is that so? So you think I'm not a serious person?

Guess we should've expected it. They come from such different worlds.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, your mom should've been more sensitive to that.

 Esposito : Okay. Well, speaking of fathers, we have one right over here.

 Beckett : So, do we know what our victim was doing in an abandoned building?

 Esposito : Not yet, and he's a long way from home. His parish is uptown.

 Lanie : Careful, too. He picked up all the spent shell casings.

It's a fairy tale old PI's tell rookies to get them to do the scut work.

AII right. Real or not, we're here to investigate your missing time, Dad.

 Castle : Right. But the restaurant doesn't open for another couple of hours.

 Detective Kurt Menendez : Hayley, I did not know you were in town.

 Hayley : This is Richard Castle. Kurt Menendez. Major Crimes Division.

 Hayley : Oh, come on, Kurt, you know the drill. Client confidentiality and all that.

 Hayley : Yes, but any failures on my part have always been remedied

 Menendez : Our victim's name is Phillip Harris. Local private investigator.

It's funny. Because our victim just flew back from New York yesterday morning.

 Leonard : shows the same negative-energy density as space-time.

 Leonard : So what do you think? What do you think? So what do you think?

 Robin : Yeah, I'm freaking starving. I just finished a seven-day cleanse.

and then we end up eating here anyway. I haven't eaten for two days.

 Robin : Can we please, for the love of God, just order something now?

 Barney : Weird meats, funny music, side of rice. Why are we splitting hairs?

l should have sent you to the custom car cover place in AItadena.

 Sheldon : Now, will you please present my paper to Professor Hawking?

 Howard : All right, Sheldon. There's only one thing left I want you to do.

 Beckett : The day you made parole, he installs a security system,

 Jimmy : Look, the truth is, I was the one who messed up that day.

 Esposito : That afterwards Cam was scared to come back to the garage at night.

 Esposito : 'Cause witnesses say that the conversation was heated.

After all I'd done for him, keeping my mouth shut all those years,

 Esposito : And a waitress at that diner places him there during the shooting window.

 Tom : To be honest with you, I'm not that concerned about a motive right now.

 Beckett : This isn't a competition. We've got two good suspects.

 Beckett : Seems to me that we should bring them in and see what they say.

 Lisa : and I never went to New Jersey to meet him in any motel.

 Beckett : and that Wilder said something about having a gun to his head.

because it was taking so long for us to find a new manufacturer.

 Lisa : - Can you be a little more specific? - Yeah, I can be a lot more specific.

 Lisa : My neighborhood has alternate side of the street parking,

 Beckett : Yeah. That's the same guy that Zane bought the burner phone off of.

He's a big shot caller for a gang called Los Malditos. The Damned.

 Beckett : Maybe the two of them knew each other back in the day.

 Ryan : Before Zane got famous doing all those Apocalypse Runner movies.

 Ryan : We'll go up to Spanish Harlem and see ifwe can track down this guy.

 Esposito : That's a long way for your mother to travel on visiting day.

 Leonard : -Take your time and concentrate. -Leonard, stop pressuring me.

Do you think I would break up a couple just to win a bowling match?

 Stuart : I'm telling you, the Match.com chicks are much looser than on eHarmony.

Oh. You know, I gotta call you back. I won a bet and it's time to collect.

 Greg House : Best way to rid yourself of that guilt is to confess your sins.

 Leonard : It's a good party. Thanks for having... It's just getting a little late, so...

...I thought that Homo habilis line really put him in his place.

 Sheldon : ...the cultural convention is to bring them hot beverages.

 Cameron : We'd go for walks and try to talk each other through it.

victim left his apartment at 2 : 00 a.m. and he never came back.

His credit card showed that he gassed up on Houston at 2 : 44 a.m.

 Esposito : He sent it to a chica the night he died, wanting to hook up with her.

 Alex : I can sit here all day. I'll miss my test, but I will sit here all day.

 Jane Doe : - There's nothing to tell. - Why don't I believe that?

 Jane Doe : and he wanted to live on the side of a mountain and take over his dad's shop.

 Jane Doe : He's a woodworker. He makes beautiful furniture. It's...

So I came to Seattle and I thought I'd see the sights, ride the ferry.

 Castle : You know what bugs me? Why would a guy on a bombing spree

 Castle : be worried about selling his baseball card collection?

 Castle : seeing as how this receipt says he just bought this collection a week ago.

 Castle : That card collector was going down to the station to make a statement, right?

 Beckett : Yes. Yes. If he's still there, maybe Ryan and Esposito

 Diego : This is the first time I've even been to this city in years.

 Esposito : What about this list of names connected to the Fosse trial?

 Stuart : And it seems like Leonard makes Penny think more deeply about the world.

 Stuart : I don't know. Together, you two kind of make one awesome person.

 Foreman : not looking for anything serious. It's pretty perfect.

 Taub : Which means I wouldn't be preparing for their visit this week

 Chase : You could probably just hide the porn in your underwear drawer.

 Lily : Sure, it's mostly cheese, mayonnaise and jelly beans, but it counts.

 Marshall : are the last words that my father will ever say to me,

 Ryan : No. It's some kind of reminder alarm. Keeps going off every few minutes.

 Esposito : Was she expecting anyone after you left? Any appointments?

Computers, iPads, artwork, all the obvious stuff was still there.

 Esposito : I don't know. The assistant said that they went through her client files.

 Esposito : Alice counseled some serious VIPs. CEOs, politicians, generals.

 Ryan : All right, so I scrubbed her building's security video and check this out.

 Castle : Which means he's the only person who could've tossed Alice's place.

 Esposito : Check it out. He's turned away from the camera in every shot.

 Castle : that it's connected to the Incan "Gateway to the Gods,"

And right at that moment, as the grenade was rolling between us,

 Castle : Exactly. You don't know who she is because she and I never met.

 Castle : I'm not crazy. This is not my world. I need to get back home.

 Richard : - What's going on? - I tried, but you wouldn't listen.

It is now 6 : 07. The second shift nurses start at six. They're not coming in.

 Izzie pats Alex on the back : Way better than punching him out.

 Joey : and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road.

You're a nice guy, and I'm happy to be your roommate and your friend.

 House : Look, last time I wanted the game to go on. I still do.

 Lanie : You can't just let her waltz in and out whenever she pleases.

 Lanie : and found trace amounts of someone else's blood on her jacket button.

 Lanie : I'm running DNA now. I'll call you when I got something.

 Ryan : So, each one of Michelle's employees at her law firm alibied out.

But they all said she'd been acting odd during the past few weeks.

 Ryan : Michelle represented all their wives in ongoing divorces

 Beckett : Maybe that's because one of them hired our mystery man to kill Michelle.

 Esposito : On the subway security video, I saw our suspect swipe his MTA card.

 Esposito : A few B and Es, aggravated assault. Oh! And several attempted murders.

 Esposito : Only thing is, we can't figure out why you'd wanna kill Ms. Twohey.

 Yanni : And on my way back, I saw him head into a building there.

 Super : But he said his name was Finley, not Blakely or McGregor.

 Foreman : and probably some nasty little girl who loaned him the hep A.

 House : Chase, I need you to head back to that cesspool and get me the kid's puke.

 House : Foreman, do an LP and have Cameron run down that potty-party theory.

there wouldn't be enough toxins left in his system to show up in his blood.

 House : No, I couldn't say this in front of Foreman. I need a refill.

 Chase : Detective Tritter knows about the scripts I wrote before.

 Wilson : Daniel Silvers, prostate cancer. Needs filgrastim, two-week supply.

 Sheldon : Leonard has none of these attributes, right, Leonard?

 Julia : he kite-surfs in Costa Rica every winter, and he loves his mother.

 Cuddy : Like, I secretly wish I could alter the laws of the universe,

 Foreman : She got worse in the hyperbaric chamber, it's not CO poisoning.

 Thirteen : I think we should consider infection and test the assistant.

 Foreman : - You think that's a symptom? - He's in love with her.

 House : Did he bring anything from the patient room into the treatment room?

 House : Does she seem like the kind of woman who needs a stuffed animal?

I got an audition down the street, and I spilled sauce on my shirt.

 Rachel : How would you feel about taking out my assistant, Tag? I'll pay.

It's gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.

 Phoebe : I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages.

We're not getting that spin right because my place is too small.

 Alex : The recipient is your patient. You shouldn't be talking to the donor.

 Izzie defensive : The recipient is his father who he's going to lose.

And he understands that, all right? Believe me. He understands that.

 Alex angry : You have no idea what's going on in that kid's head.

- If my wife doesn't put you through... - I won't put you through.

 Raj : He's not talking. It could be pica. Doubtful for a man his age.

 Raj : Maybe an Oedipal complex or idolization of the dolls as partners.

I've seen strange things in strange places, but how does he enjoy this?

Dr. Shepherd, with all due respect, this has nothing to do with me.

In future, I'd appreciate it if we kept our relationship strictly professional.

 Addison : Sometimes people do desperate things to get someone's attention.

Oh, we weren't. But we had one class together. He was such a great guy.

-l always remembered him. -l'm sure that would mean a lot to him.

...l'm sure he's pressing his ear up against it and listening intently.

lt's a long story. But the things you just said really made my day.

 Dr. Brian Greene : You see, there's a growing belief among scientists like me

 Dr. Brian Greene : that ours may only be one among many universes

 Dr. Brian Greene : without presuming any knowledge of mathematics or physics

 Sheldon : Wait till you hear how he dumbs down Werner Heisenberg for the crowd.

 Greene : You can think about Heisenberg's "uncertainty principle"

 Greene : that you find in certain Chinese restaurants, where you have

 Sophia : But that would be getting into highly classified information

 Sophia : against the United States of America, punishable by death.

 Martin Danberg : We recruited Thomas Gage out of SEAL Team Six in 1997.

 Martin Danberg : Smart, highly trained, fluent in 11 languages,

 Sophia : we believe that Gage is trying to initiate a catastrophic event

 Castle : So that man that Gage pushed out the window, he was CIA.

 Sophia : Her name came up, but unfortunately by the time our agent got there,

 Howard : Well, it was just in a hot tub. I'm gonna say "check."

- Maybe we should get you home. - Hang on, hang on, hang on. Sheldon...

 Amy : ...what would it take for you to go into that Iiquor store...

 Amy : ...buy a bottle of hooch, take me across the street to that motel...

My daughter is 14, she's not sexually active. I won't have you violating her.

 FATHER : You have my consent to do what it takes to prove Lisa's innocent.

Do we look like girls who get pregnant and throw their kids in the trash?

I don't get it. It was in my room all night. She didn't take it.

But I'll be sitting around in my leather pants, drinking tequila.

Valentine's Day was two weeks ago, so I wouldn't get her a calendar.

Why don't you book a day for both of you at those romantic spas?

 Beckett : I don't think I'm going to live this one down, Castle.

Till now, the worst thing I'd seen was my dad doing shots off the houseboy.

 Chandler : After this, I would gladly make that my screen saver.

 Monica : We have to get past this. We'll pretend it never existed.

 Zoey : My husband always spends it with his daughter, so I'm gonna be alone anyway.

 Babaka : Wouldn't that put you in danger of becoming The Blitz yourself?

 Robin : Tony Bennett passed Ted the mike and he sang "Twist and Shout!"

 Brock : Of course I'm drunk, Anna. They told me you'd never wake up from that coma.

That's also when Brock started downing gin and tonics like a Brit staving off malaria.

 Chase : He's standing her up. He must have something better going on.

 Cameron : A one-year survival rate for pancreatic cancer is less than 20%.

 Cameron : We need to biopsy the mass to see what we're dealing with,

 Cuddy : She's agreed to outpatient treatment. He gets lucky a lot.

 Foreman : or were you just trying to stop me from stepping down?

 Foreman : All he stands for is the right for everyone to grab whatever they want

 Doctor : We're going to need to admit you, just to run a few more tests.

 House : Where is the miracle in delivering a crack-addicted baby?

Then watching her mother abandon her 'cause she needs another score.

 House : You can have all the faith you want in spirits and the afterlife...

'Cause you can tell me that you put your faith in God to get you through the day,

 House : but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.

 Augustine : I don't believe he is inside me and is going to save me.

 Augustine : I was on every kind of birth control known to man...

 Augustine : You can't be angry with God and not believe in him at the same time.

 Ryan : Prison records aren't. I took a shot that our guy did some time.

 Ryan : but only one had scars that were an exact match to the monk.

 Ryan : while doing a stretch at Green Haven for attempted murder.

 Beckett : Hear that, Castle? Our suspect is an ex-con. A felonious monk.

 Esposito : but he did have an apartment in the Bronx before he got sent to the joint.

 Beckett : Okay, check it out. See if anyone knows where he is now.

 Esposito : I don't think anyone here can give us a line on Wade.

Look at this place. We're gonna get hepatitis just breathing the air.

 Julia : She's crying, and screaming, and totally out of control.

 Rachel she Goes On With The Chore, And Speaks Without Looking At Him : You know what the worst part was when you had your affair?

 Rachel she Goes On With The Chore, And Speaks Without Looking At Him : It was the lies.

 Rachel she Goes On With The Chore, And Speaks Without Looking At Him : Realizing that the narrative of my life was totally wrong.

 Rachel she Looks Up And Speaks Softly, But Firmly : Thursday nights.

 Rachel she Looks Up And Speaks Softly, But Firmly : You have to be home by midnight.

 Rachel she Looks Up And Speaks Softly, But Firmly : You don't bring her here, you don't talk to her about me,

 Rachel she Looks Up And Speaks Softly, But Firmly : and I don't want to meet her ever in any context.

 Beckett : Mr. Baron, where were you between 11 : 00 and 1 : 00 a.m.

 Baron : After the reception, I had drinks with Councilman Bollinger.

Well, someone else must've, otherwise two people wouldn't be dead.

 Baron : I told her what Amber was trying to do, to me, to the pageant.

 Baron : I told her to take care of it, make the problem go away.

 Candace : I don't want to see any fingerprints on those glasses.

 Candace : Seventeen flawless years, and he wants me to give her the answers

 Candace : But it was either that or that snake destroys everything!

 Wilson : I know I'm throwing a lot at you. She just has no family in town.

 Thirteen [with Red Eyes From All The Crying] : but every once in a while, he would have a few seconds of lucidity.

 Thirteen [with Red Eyes From All The Crying] : He turned to me, and he said,

 Thirteen [with Red Eyes From All The Crying] : I hooked up the IV,

 Thirteen [with Red Eyes From All The Crying] : I used gloves. I knew they'd get me on the drugs,

 Thirteen [with Red Eyes From All The Crying] : but they couldn't prove who pushed the plunger.

 Thirteen [with Red Eyes From All The Crying] : I put in the needle, and he just

 Thirteen [with Red Eyes From All The Crying] : And it was over.

 Thirteen [with Red Eyes From All The Crying] : And I was alone.

 Thirteen [with Red Eyes From All The Crying] : And one day, I will be that sick,

 Thirteen [with Red Eyes From All The Crying] : and there will be no one there when it's time.

 Lisa Cuddy : But if I say three, you get to keep playing your game.

 Greg House : If you have any absolute truths, that would be even better.

 Lisa Cuddy : Taub will stand up to you. You won't like him, but you'll respect him.

 "thirteen" : But we did find the reason for the DIC. Bad blood fragments.

 Lawrence Kutner : If you're looking to get information out of the guy,

 Greg House : Hey, I was wondering if you guys know Girl from Ipanema?

We smuggle Slurpees, which are essentially Icees, in under our coats...

 Raj : ...after having a pleasant meal either here, here or here.

 Howard : - I don't see how we missed that. SHELDON : Excuse me?

 Leonard : Would you be prepared, on a non-precedential basis...

 Leonard : ...to create an emergency ad hoc Slurpee-Icee equivalency?

-Why didn't you tell me you work here? -l don't have to tell you everything!

You do if you're gonna make me feel guilty for getting a free massage.

 Cameron : And his EKG showed the expected tachycardia from the exertion of the attack.

 Foreman : Aggression comes on that fast has got to have a neurological basis.

 Foreman : We should do a CT for a frontal lobe tumor and an LP for meningitis.

 Cameron : That's it? No challenging our theory, no tearing us down?

 House : otherwise I soiled a perfectly good pair of underwear last night for nothing.

 Sheldon : Kirk beat the Kobayashi Maru by reprogramming the simulator.

 Sheldon : Howard, you're feeling better about me today, aren't you?

 Beckett : We're going to search that warehouse from top to bottom.

 Castle : And we've got a pretty good idea of what we're gonna find in there.

 Patterson : Suitcases with false bottoms for smuggling drugs through Customs.

 Wiser : Yeah, sorry about giving you the runaround at the warehouse,

 Wiser : but when you're dealing with the cartels, you can't be too careful.

 Wiser : so I figured I'd tell you what I know, see where you could get.

 Wiser : The Vasquez cartel had a hell of a lot to gain from Francisco's death.

 Wiser : His program was costing them a fortune in intercepted shipments.

 Beckett : They wanted to figure out how the Customs operation worked.

 Castle : But once Francisco realized he was under surveillance,

 Foreman : Or he sat next to someone from Belize on a flight to Weehawken.

 House : But since that's on the something side of nothing, I thought we'd go with it.

 House : So, we take his body out of the picture. Let's hit him from the inside.

 House : Or make him just toasty enough to keep his blood flowing free, like my bowels.

 House : You left here because you didn't like what you were turning into.

 Cuddy : You want to induce a fever? Well, unless you're willing

 House : to don a white T-shirt and hop into the hot tub with him,

 Mrs. Moore : He was killed in some accident, I don't know, like, six years ago.

 Mrs. Moore : No. I mean, it was the first time that somebody that he knew died,

 Esposito : Coroner ruled the death a homicide. It was never solved.

A 12-year-old kid gets killed and no one cares enough to find his murderer.

 Castle : Finding justice for Jay seems to be the very reason he came to New York.

 Beckett : And what's the connection to Zaretsky or his law firm?

 Esposito : If there is one, I haven't found it. He's not named in this file.

 Ryan : Yeah. CSU gave it a quick look. No prints. No cassette tape.

 Castle : Looks like someone tried to pry open the cassette slot.

 Elizabeth : So we have to hide our relationship from one more person.

 Phoebe : Princess Leia and the gold bikini? Every guy our age loved that.

It's huge! That's the moment when she stopped being a princess...

 Phoebe : No, it's just that I got this new pager and I have it on vibrate.

 Esposito : Do you think the judge dropped a dime to one of Eddie's enemies

 Beckett : I don't know, but Castle said that the judge referenced Eddie's past as a cop.

 Agent Napier : We lose eyes on Judge Caldwell for all of 10 minutes

 Agent Napier : and the next thing you know he's canceled court,

 Agent Napier : We pulled surveillance video from the courthouse.

 Agent Napier : 'cause I plan on having each and every one of them deported for this.

 Beckett : Which includes the ability to live and work in this country

 Beckett : and we will put the good judge away in federal prison for the rest of his life.

 Agent Napier : Foot solider for the Sinaloa drug cartel based out of San Miguel.

 Agent Napier : We weren't sure why until you mentioned Eddie Ramirez.

 Punchy : Actually, that's the other reason why I came out here.

That night, Lily went to the one place she knew she could find Robin,

 Robin : I've been pulling away from you, and I'm sorry. It's just...

 Beckett : This recording gives you a new motive for murder, and it's ironclad.

 Beckett : and Nina, most likely, killed her in a crime of passion.

Okay. I will have my people track down former employees of this bar,

 Beckett : Okay, and I'll have my team touch base with Sadie's family and friends.

 Beckett : Maybe they can shed some light as to what was behind this little love affair.

 Joanna : Well, you never know what goes on behind closed doors.

 Castle : Then why hire the catering company that Nina worked for?

She went to an event that they catered, said the food was amazing.

 Joanna : I bet that's how Sadie and Nina met. What do you think, Richard?

 Joanna : See, I told you I was a Nikki Heat fan. I even think like her, too.

 Castle : It's good that you moved the basketball hoop away from the townhouse.

 Ryan : Oh, yeah, those things, they're just an invitation for burglars to break in.

If a cow died of natural causes, I could have one of those, right?

 Chase : so you don't take it out on me afterwards. How about that?

 Julia : I'd rather get the 10% he doesn't give me somewhere else

 Julia : so that I can really appreciate him for the 90% he does.

 Taub : Try to take deep breaths. I'm gonna try to slow your heart down.

 Chase : I need a list of all your sexual partners from the last six months.

 Tom even More Embarrassed : We have a great sex life. I don't need anyone else.

 Tom : Did you ever agree to go see a chick flick with your wife

 Chase : Stravinsky never groped my wife in a Midtown hotel room.

 Castle : A desperate story from a desperate man, just like he wanted.

 Beckett : But it's the first time that this story has made sense.

 Beckett : Strangulation, misdirects, planting evidence, it's Tyson's MO.

 Beckett : Revenge. That's the only thing that explains everything.

 Beckett : We know that we can prove this, we just need more time.

 Gates : All we're asking for is a delay until we can sort all this out.

 Gonzalez : You want to sort this out, you sort it out after he's arraigned.

 Beckett : No, I don't think you understand. There's not going to be an after.

 Barker : There's a lot to break through here. This could take some time.

 Castle : Tell me, did Francisco ever observe you during your sessions?

 Esposito : this is the place Francisco went yesterday before the dog show.

 Monica : Remember that guy from cooking school that put cilantro in everything?

 Castle : Turns out, George is involved in a power struggle over the Keller empire

 Penelope Keller : I hadn't been with anyone since my husband passed last year.

 Beckett : So, you had no idea that your son hired Scott to smear your reputation?

 Penelope : I wish I could tell you I was more surprised when you told me.

 Penelope : But family values have never been George's strong suit,

 Penelope : George wants to shut down all the manufacturing operations

 Penelope : Yes. Among other things he did well, Scott was a wonderful listener.

 Beckett : Something happened that made him want to change his ways.

 Penelope : The next day, I couldn't find my card key to the office.

 Robin : do you remember how you ended up buying those red cowboy boots?

 Barney : No, Jerry, this is not the time to go to another club!

 Cuddy goes To A Table, Takes Some Papers : Accounting notified you two days ago about your patient's insurance.

 Cuddy handing Him The Papers : Here. He doesn't have any. Try not to bankrupt them.

 House : I'm long past the number of procedures that'll bankrupt them.

 Thirteen : Julia's got insurance. I saw the policy number on the forms.

 Tom his Shoulders Have Dropped A Little : We're actually a little behind on the premiums.

 Tom his Shoulders Have Dropped A Little : But I pulled money out of my retirement account to cover it.

 Tom his Shoulders Have Dropped A Little : They said that we'll be fine in a few...

 Thirteen Enters : I started her on heparin to prevent further clots,

 House pacing, Still Shaking His Rubber Band With The Hand Not Holding The Cane : Of course the husband's secret was money.

 House pacing, Still Shaking His Rubber Band With The Hand Not Holding The Cane : If it's not sex, it's always money.

 House pacing, Still Shaking His Rubber Band With The Hand Not Holding The Cane : Unless it's sex for money.

 House pacing, Still Shaking His Rubber Band With The Hand Not Holding The Cane : How did he lose it anyway?

 Thirteen : It's not medically relevant. You're not going to care.

 Thirteen : He builds wind turbines and leases them out to local power companies...

Clotting disorder. DIC, Factor V Leiden, Antiphospholipid syndrome.

 Monica : Honey? If you know it through a wall, you know it too well.

 Phoebe : We're just... We're sad to go, so we're just saying goodbye to the hotel.

 Leonard : Just thought I'd come down and start getting ready for swimsuit season.

 Leonard : Not that you need it. I bet you look great in a swimsuit.

 Leonard : I've got what my father used to call furniture disease.

 Leonard : I'm not, uh, familiar with this model. How do I make it start?

I didn't believe the kids when they said that Susie was sleeping with Johnny.

 Cuddy : She has a mole on her right breast, just below the nipple.

 House : Do you have any idea what you'd have to look forward to if you stayed with me?

 House : Inside of us, we both know that you belong with Victor.

 Sheldon : You're only saying that because you haven't been there.

 Raj : I want to go to this mixer, and I don't want to go alone.

 Sheldon : Well, you're in luck. There's a mixer here in Flatland.

 Sheldon : Tell her you're a circle. Flatland gals are all hot for circles.

 Leonard : I hope you're hungry. We're going to a terrific restaurant.

 Bernadette : Oh, yeah, I'm starved. When you spend all day in a bio lab...

 Bernadette : ...watching flesh-eating bacteria skeletonize rodents...

 Bernadette : Flesh-eating bacteria and yet I still wanna kiss this woman.

You want me to get it for you? It will help take your mind off things.

...but let's face it, that's just a smaller lonely room filled with comic books.

Do you think it's okay to have an ex-boyfriend sleep on her couch?

 Howard : But if she dumps you, she'll have a new boyfriend by tomorrow...

 Howard : ...and you'll have a new girlfriend when you figure out how to build one.

 Carlson : Take a load off, I get comfortable, when out of nowhere,

 Castle : - Who, Crescent Moon Scarface? - No, the other guy, the plain one.

I must've grabbed one of their jackets which had their phone in it.

 Carlson : Well, I didn't want their phone, and I tried to give it back.

 Carlson : Then they start arguing. And then the syringe guy says,

 Carlson : Next thing I know, they're fighting, so I ran out of there.

 Esposito : So was Jeffrey Dahmer. Didn't stop him from eating people.

 Ryan : We're getting the ship's security to track them down right now.

 Beckett : On the word of a possible murder suspect? Not exactly probable cause.

 Sheldon : We've lived together for years with nary an argument.

 Sheldon : Maybe instead of a table, you should buy a dictionary.

Really? You think so? You know, I had just rolled right out of bed.

...do you wanna join us for Thai food and a Superman movie marathon?

 Penny : I do like the one where Lois Lane falls from the helicopter...

 Sheldon : Accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second.

 Sheldon : Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel.

 Sheldon : ...and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.

 Sheldon : If he really loved her, he'd let her hit the pavement.

 Sheldon : - It would be a more merciful death. - That doesn't...

 House : keeping an open line of communication is the best way to resolve conflict.

 House : So you figured your wife left you because you couldn't breathe, right?

 House : Me, I rarely kidnap someone unless I got a serious health problem.

 House : because you're blaming something other than your health on your health.

Oh, wait. Is he the guy that asked you for naked pictures of me?

 Ross : Thank the volcano that erupted thousands of years ago...

 Ross : killing, but perfectly preserving, an entire civilization.

 Bernadette : We decided to go down to city hall this afternoon, get married...

 Bernadette : ...and then have the reception when Howard gets back.

 Howard : We know it's short notice, but we'd love you all to come with us.

 Amy : ...while a string quartet plays "The way You Look Tonight."

 Sheldon : Thank you for the invitation, but I have to decline...

 Sheldon : ...because it doesn't sound like something I'll enjoy.

- Can I wear my maid-of-honor dress? - Seriously? Wear that thing to city hall?

 MEREDITH : I was. We lost a patient, a little girl. And I was just...

 ADDISON exasperated, in tears : and I'll pick a floor and stay on that.

 ADDISON exasperated, in tears : Because I really need a moment or two without you.

 ADDISON exasperated, in tears : Your panties show up in my husband's pocket.

 ADDISON exasperated, in tears : Really, you're everywhere and I need a moment or two without you.

 MEGAN : You can't keep telling my foster parents I'm defective.

 ALEX : Dude, that's stupid. They got their own personal superhero.

 ALEX : But take away Green Lantern's ring, the guy's still a hero. Right?

 Ryan : 3XK, he used a lookalike to try to frame him for murder.

 Esposito : you learn on the streets. You did okay with that, right?

 Esposito : That already makes you 100 times better than the dad I had.

 Esposito : Building's scheduled to be torn down end of the month.

 Beckett : This building is about a five-minute drive to that church.

 Barney : Hang on to your bedsores, grandparents from willy wonka,

 Ross : It's no big deal. I mean, it is her home phone number, but...

 Ross : The lovely Amanda gives me her number, and I go and drop it.

 Marina : but I missed Daddy so much that I was willing to try anything.

 Beckett : And when she knew so many private things about your father?

 Marina : It was almost like being with him. Like he was in the room with us.

 Beckett : the two of you went to dinner with friends at Mason's.

 Marina : That's right. It's a new place. My mother wanted to try it.

 Beckett : The waiter confirmed that you were there from 5 : 00 until 7 : 30.

 Marina : No. I mean, they don't have a liquor license yet, so you bring your own.

 Marina : No, Mother went out to the liquor store and brought us a bottle.

 Beckett : You bought that bottle of wine and then you put it aside.

 Beckett : and went straight to Vivien's office and murdered her.

 Taub : doesn't fit with any of the syndromes associated with mosaicism.

 Kutner : That we're considering a diagnosis unrelated to this kid being a she-male.

 Kutner : Assuming a coincidence like that would usually torture you,

 Kutner : Completely unfazed? You think I'm totally lacking in any fazing?

 House : The idea that I'm anything less than half-fazed, I actually find offensive.

 Thirteen : ...a few months ago. That can cause autoimmune diseases

 Thirteen : like polyarteritis and SLE, which can cause pericardial effusion and pelvic pain.

 Howard : Did you send everyone to the principal's office already?

 Sheldon : I called the department secretary to see what happened.

 Sheldon : to develop calculus and had a famous cookie named after him?

 Izzie angry : You're fraternizing with the enemy and you tell me to "come on?"

 Izzie angry : You tell me to cut my losses, and as soon as I turn my back...

I'm the unreasonable one. Do what you want. Sleep with him for all I care.

 Cristina : Your surgery went smoothly. You'll have abdominal pain for a day or two...

 Constance : - Just a day or two? - We'll watch until your bowels move.

They've got me here by myself. I thought I'd have a room mate to talk to.

 Constance sarcastic : Start off with a little small talk, why don't you?

 Howard : Sheldon, don't take this the wrong way, but you're insane.

 Leonard : That may well be, but the fact is it wouldn't kill us to meet some new people.

 Sheldon : They could be murderers or the carriers of unusual pathogens.

 Leonard : If we do get a new friend, he should be a guy you can trust.

He should have money and live in a cool place by the beach where we throw parties.

- He should share our love of technology. - And he should know a lot of women.

Yeah. I have all of these feelings, and I don't know what to do about them.

I can't date like a normal person, which is fine because I don't need a relationship.

With someone I feel comfortable with, and who knows what he's doing.

 Rachel : For just one great night. I mean, is that really so hard..

 Wilson : Officer, if you want to give me a ticket, I totally understand.

 House : If Wilson was getting handcuffed on the hood of his car,

 Costello : James Evan Wilson. There's a warrant for your arrest in Louisiana.

 Foreman : I also think his metaphors are tough enough to decipher after he's said them.

 Lanie : He has porphyria, some people call it "the vampire disease."

 Beckett : - That explains his psych diagnosis. - Exactly how contagious is it?

 Lanie : Besides, I put enough antibiotics on that bite to kill a small animal.

 Beckett : Thank you, Dr. Parish. Castle was totally freaked out.

 Chandler : You got here just in time. l really have to go, buddy.

 Monica : -Promise to call me when you land? -Of course l will. l love you.

 Chandler : -What's the matter, Joe? -l'm mad at you for leaving.

- Well, they're all still up there. - You think I can't hear them?

 Penny : All right, I cared enough to memorize that stupid joke, but that's all I care.

 Sheldon : ...there's something that occurs in beehives you might find interesting.

 Sheldon : Occasionally, a new queen will arrive while the old queen is still in power.

 Sheldon : When this happens, the old queen must either locate to a new hive...

 Sheldon : ...or engage in a battle to the death until only one queen remains.

 Penny : That I'm like the old queen of the hive, and it's just time for me to go?

He'll go up to the counter with Citizen Kane, Vertigo and Clockwork Orgy.

 Ross : - What are you doing? - Making chocolate milk. You want some?

 Emily : Maybe he builds a suit that can do everything Superman can do.

 Beckett : We'll also need to interview all of the pageant contestants.

 Beckett : that bring out the very best and the very worst in people.

 Castle : That is the voice of experience. Oh, my God! You were a beauty queen!

 Esposito : Watch a parade of beautiful women in evening attire?

So, tell them what you told me about what happened after dinner.

I'm one of the semi-finalists, so I get to perform in the broadcast.

Hey, do you think that you could talk to him about taking the dog?

 House : before you connected emotionally, you'd have gotten over him.

 Foreman : No offense, but you don't even stand out of the pack.

 Lupe : I'm betting you got money in the same place you got attitude.

 Man : You know, people who quit drinking and people who lose weight.

 Rachel : -What were you thinking? -I didn't know it was an auction.

 Phoebe : Because the more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.

 Wibberly : I don't need to take any work home with me at least.

 House : Free time. Wouldn't have any of that if you were a doctor.

 Taub : Even if the tests are positive, you don't have to worry.

 Meredith : You trying to protect me is why she's on the warpath.

 Meredith : You can't ask me to scrub in, when I haven't earned it.

 Meredith : You can't treat me like crap when I haven't earned that.

I'll give you $100, which will make me half-owner, and we'll put it on my balcony.

 Howard : Screw his balcony. I'll give you 120 and put it in my garage.

- I paid $200 for my share. - Everybody knows a time machine loses...

 Raj : Three hundred. And I'll throw in my original 1979 Mattel Millennium Falcon...

 Leonard : No. No more toys or action figures or props or replicas...

 Leonard : ...or costumes or robots or Darth Vader voice changers.

 Howard : I need that to complete my Justice Society of America collection.

 Beckett : She killed Elizabeth so that she could have you to herself.

 Beckett : Matthew didn't know who to trust, so he asked Daemon to hide the evidence,

 Beckett : before they figured out the truth about what she had done,

 Beckett : She used the same gun that she used to kill your first wife.

 Beckett : And when he turned on her, she wasn't his mother anymore.

 Mandy : I just can't believe that freak was actually in my bedroom.

 Castle : Oh, good. Okay, um... "Outstanding person, natural leader."

 Alexis : Remember how much I loved her show? And those secret identity glasses.

 Alexis : If you were mad at me, I'd wear a pair of glasses to dinner

 Gablehouser : ...please turn your attention to the formula on the screens.

 Howard : It looks like something they found on the ship at Roswell.

 Leslie : - You have to let me get there. - You are never gonna let that go, are you?

 Gablehouser : AA, if you can answer correctly, the match is yours.

- you slept together last night! - Yeah, and she still wants to go!

 Joey : - Yeah, I know what you mean. I mean, sometimes... - Uh, Joe?

 Ross : - Look, even if I were gonna tell her, I don't have to do it now.

 Rachel : I have to catch my stupid plane. I wanna see the baby!

 House : When the liver goes, takes out the kidneys, explains everything.

 Tritter : I doubt he handles defiance from his staff any better.

You take a breath in through the nose and out through the mouth.

 Vilante : I had to go to the mat with the Attorney General to keep your job.

 Beckett : Wait. Secretary Reed complained to the Attorney General?

 Mccord : I was following up on Valkyrie to see if there was anything more to the story.

 House : Excuse me. I know you're busy ignoring me, but my mini-bar is empty.

 Alvie : and right before he hits the ground does a front flip instead,

 Alvie : That's Hal. His real name is Connor, but we call him Hal because...

 Medina : He's a doctor. He knows that acting out will only reinforce our diagnosis.

 Medina : You actually think this is something we should be concerned about?

 Nolan : A patient makes a threat, you should always be concerned.

 Beasley : There are two new additions to our ward. You all know Alvie.

 Alvie : Hold your applause. It's great to be back here in Mayfield.

Look, come on, man. l'm sure he'll lose interest in a week or two...

Actually, l'd rather be alone. You know, l really need to organize my thoughts.

 Vikram : - What is he doing here? - I'll handle this. You just be normal.

 Brown : I know that you had Castle go in and interview my client...

 Beckett : So neither I, nor the NYPD can be held accountable for his actions.

 Brown : - So you knew nothing about it? - That's what I said, isn't it?

 Brown : - Do you believe that she's innocent? - I didn't say that.

 Beckett : Counselor, Nina wasn't your client until yesterday morning.

 Brown : Anyway, she's ordered that the trial resume in a half an hour.

But I kind of got the feeling that she was sort of coming on to me.

 Joey : And I definitely would get the part if I were to, you know...

 Castle : - I don't know what you're talking about. - Oh, come on. I checked your cards.

 Castle : I didn't want to take her money in front of all her friends.

 Martha : She's a real woman, and a real woman does not want to be patronized.

 Ryan : Allison writes, "Lee, can we meet on Tuesday instead this week?"

 Castle : So, Allison's imaginary boyfriend has a very real e-mail account.

 Esposito : Cyber tracked it down. Check this, Castle. The guy's a writer.

A real writer? Or a "I took a course at the Learning Annex" writer?

"an Eagle Scout, and the murder that shocked America. " Give me a break.

 Beckett : Well, maybe he got tired of writing about other people's murders

 Mac : He's a janitor here. I hired him part-time two weeks ago.

 Mac : Yeah. In fact, he came in for his shift at 4 : 00, he left at 11 : 00,

 Beckett : Any reason that Mr. Williger would want to go undercover?

From now on, the only person who's going to enjoy these bad boys is me.

 Raj : ...who is dominating in the ninth frame with a career-best 68.

 Sheldon : Where were you that's more important than Wii bowling night?

 Sheldon : There is nothing more important than Wii bowling night.

Actually, he is pretty cool. I mean, not only is he a brilliant scientist...

 Castle : Must take a lot of upper-body strength to throw a guy off a roof.

 John Knox : - Who is this guy? - What did you and Buckley fight about?

 John Knox : because he put me on trial for an assault I didn't commit and he lost.

 John Knox : And rather than being a man about it, he decided to rattle my cage,

 John Knox : So, yeah, it was annoying and childish, but not something you kill a guy over.

 John Knox : - I don't know. What time was he killed? - 9 : 30 p.m.

 John Knox : - I was at an AA meeting. - Anonymous. That's cute.

 Ryan : Castle and Beckett are interviewing the good Reverend right now.

 Ryan : His card only made two swipes a day for the whole month.

6 : 00 a.m. At the subway by his apartment, 8 : 00 p.m. By his office.

 Montgomery : Buckley lived for the job, especially after the divorce.

 Ryan : On the day he was killed, Buckley did something unusual.

 Ryan : He made an extra trip up to West 77th Street before he went to work.

 Ryan : - His secretary has no idea why. - See if you can find out.

 Esposito : Yo, Cap, looks like somebody was following our boy Buckley.

 House : It avoids the whole thing where you panic, run back and grovel,

 Howard : You can modify it to calculate our chances of having sex...

 Howard : ...by changing the formula to use single women in Los Angeles...

- The Wolowitz Coefficient? - Neediness times dress-size squared.

In crunching the numbers, I come up with a conservative 5812 potential sex partners...

 Raj : Here we go. Lock up your daughters. We're gonna hit it and quit it.

 Leonard : Or we could finish eating and go to the comic book store.

 Howard : But next Anything Can Happen Thursday, we're going to a bar.

 Esposito : Or should we play out that story right here, right now?

 Esposito : In my neighborhood, you had to do what you had to do to survive.

But it was up to me to make the choice. To pick which road to go down.

 Joey : You can't get laid on the regular with that junk you have.

 Esposito : If you need anything, day or night, call me at that number.

 Kutner : After we thread the catheter through his groin and into position,

 House : It will be completely ineffective, and the pain will completely go away.

 House : Air can either come from a breach of the lumen in the small intestine,

 Kutner : A dose of high pressure ought to chase the air out of his blood.

 Raj : Six months ago, my research testing the predicted composition...

 Raj : When they find out I've got squat, they're gonna cut me off.

 Leonard : Wait. What have you been doing for the past six months?

 Raj : Did you know Netflix lets you stream movies on your computer now?

 Sheldon : You've continued to take the university's money under false pretenses?

 Sheldon : Of course, you would have to believe that. Evil always thinks it's doing right.

 Sheldon : Excuse me, Stormtrooper. These are the droids you're looking for.

 Howard : If we're going to get back together, she's gonna have to apologize...

 Howard : ...and accept that I'm a grown man who can make his own decisions.

...which would identify the state of matter of an individual in one location...

 Sheldon : ...you would have destroyed him in one location and re-created him in another.

 Sheldon : The original Sheldon would have to be disintegrated...

 Leonard : Would the new Sheldon be in any way an improvement on the old Sheldon?

 Esposito : to see if anybody was with Logan when he dropped off the bag,

 Tory Ellis : These photo grabs correspond to the exact time Logan's card was swiped.

 Esposito : And he's wearing a Street Sports tee underneath his hoodie,

 Tory : He's one of the competitors, so Logan would've known him.

I pulled his file. He has a record for B and E's, and grand theft.

 Beckett : The big deal, Mr. Wexland, is that you used Logan Moore's ID card,

That was a quick workout, considering you were there for only two minutes.

 Beckett : And since Logan was carrying this exact bag earlier that night,

 Joey : Okay. What do you have a fear of if you suffer from this phobia? Triska..

I mean, I am in the lead, but I would love another shot at the Golden Monkey.

 Sheldon : or to tell a stranger their political views are stupid,

The catch was, ifwe found something, well, Lars had to ship it to the guy

 Mike : Look, the money was too good, so I didn't ask any questions.

 Mike : 'cause opening that tomb was the worst thing that happened to us.

 Esposito : You can't honestly be trying to tell us that you saw a genie.

 Mike : No. But genies can choose to appear or not to appear to anyone they want.

 Mike : Guys, I didn't believe in genies either, okay, until my life fell apart.

and my mom accidentally threw out the duffle bag with my 250 G's.

 Mike : And now that genie, that crazy, evil genie is after me, man. I know it.

No, Lars did not double-cross me. He got double-crossed by the shipper.

 Ryan : So, Lars hired a guy back in Turkey to ship the items back?

 Mike : I do know... Hold on. I do know that he lied to the shipper.

 Mike : The only thing was that one from his crewjimmied the crate

 Jim Wheeler : Listen, I realized that Fletcher was faking it when I discovered

 Jim Wheeler : that the pictures in his promotional booklet were photoshopped.

but he went out of his way to provide a dynamic, fact-filled presentation.

 Beckett : He was scamming little kids, and you were his accomplice.

 Jim Wheeler : I didn't kill him, I was standing right here when he was murdered.

 Beckett : Doesn't mean I won't prosecute you for criminal fraud.

Now, you wanna stay out of jail, you better point us towards Fletcher's killer.

 Beckett : First you tell me that you have no idea that Fletcher is a con man.

I remember her saying in two years. You said in two years, right?

Are you sure you want to start out with something as big as Thanksgiving dinner?

If it says, "boil two cups of salt," you just boil two cups of salt.

Allegorical, metaphoric, symbolic, spiritual, emotional, sexual...

 Alexis : "The hands we're dealt," like she's having her cards read.

 Martha : Oh, oh! That reminds me of sitting around with Lisa Olsen,

 Martha : spinning the record backwards and to see if "Paul was dead."

 Castle : And who could forget the countless hours I spent pondering the lyrics

Sounds like a drama is afoot. Who kissed whom at which bleachers?

 Alexis : There's a new thread talking about the band getting back together.

 Castle : "Sky Blue is supposed to take Hayley's place as lead singer."

Dr. Greene, come with me. We'll put your jacket on Rachel's bed.

Sandra, I thought you were Rachel. We weren't ready for you yet.

 Mrs. Greene : - You thought I was Rachel? - Yes, because you look so young.

 Mrs. Greene : Oh, I missed you kids. Should I put my coat in the bedroom?

 Mrs. Greene : It all looks so nice. So festive. All the balloons.

 Foreman : And you think I need you to show me what? How to have fun? Relax?

 Foreman : Like somehow we're all supposed to feel sorry for you.

 Beverley gives him an uncomfortable hug : I'm getting a warm feeling spreading through my heart.

 Sheldon : Why is Leonard softly banging his head against his bedroom door?

 Beverley : ...and in no mood to satisfy your need for approval.

 Cofield : I've decided that I would be doing this hospital a disservice

 Cofield : This unfortunate stabbing incident is officially nobody's fault.

 House : You were expecting to bore us for at least half an hour.

 House : Good things usually happen, bad things sometimes happen.

 House : came in just in time to sob all over your soft, mushy heart,

You know what I think it is? I think you made such a nice home for her..

 Ross : over the last nine months that she just doesn't want to leave.

 Sheldon : I didn't put on my come-hither plaid PJ's for nothing.

 Midwife : Do we know the father, or is this some Mamma Mia nonsense?

 Sheldon : All right, if you must watch, then mute it with closed captions, please.

 Leonard : Yeah, and they can all move in with you and your mother.

 Beckett : Prints, trace, anything that'll help us identify whoever else was involved.

And every time I think about it, I don't like how the story ends.

 Beckett : Well, I've contacted every business in the Colfax Building.

 Ryan : So odds are, whatever he was doing, it was for the money.

 Castle : Cameron did everything he could to keep that baby safe.

Don't give him the satisfaction. You're better than Chandler. We all are.

-The chemistry's just not right. -The chemistry thing for us too.

 Kathleen Park : He could have told me his life story and I wouldn't remember.

 Castle : Bachelorette party, male stripper, loads of alcohol...

 Castle : It's a good thing you took 30 pictures of that one pose.

 Beckett : Can you enhance the background? Over there, behind the group.

 Kathleen Park : Oh, that's Camille. She's a friend of Jamie's from high school.

 Beckett : She wasn't at the apartment this morning. Where is she?

 Esposito : Five years ago an ex-boyfriend filed a restraining order against her

 Chandler : ...and you have a uterus that is prepared to kill the ones that do.

 Chandler : ...but there's a good chance this may never happen for us.

 Wilson : So put on a white coat like the rest of us. I don't want them to think I'm a doctor.

 Wilson : You see where the administration might have a problem with that attitude?

The 29-year old female... The one who can't talk? I like that part.

 Wilson : You don't need to actually know anything to figure out what's wrong.

 House : You're the oncologist. I'm just a lowly infectious disease guy.

The protein markers for the three most prevalent brain cancers came up negative.

That's an H.M.O. lab. Might as well have sent it to a high school kid with a chemistry set.

 Wilson : Other side. No environmental factors. That you know of.

All it does is raise one question : Your cousin goes to an H.M.O.?

 Wilson : What's the point of putting together a team if you're not gonna use them?

 Wilson : You've got three overqualified doctors working for you, getting bored.

 Rebecca Fog : I mean, did I hate her? Yes. But I would never kill her.

 Beckett : Except, now that she's dead, you get to trade in the 4 : 00 a.m. Shift

 Beckett : for the coveted and lucrative evening news spot, right?

 Rebecca : I didn't need to kill her for that. I just needed to wait.

 Castle : Well, according to Harvey, she still had a very loyal audience.

But at her age, in high-def, she was running out of buttons fast.

 Rebecca : Look, I'm a certified meteorologist, okay? I have a brain.

 Rebecca : she breaks into my office, she steals a bunch of my equipment.

 Rebecca : Home, sleeping. I have the 4 : 00 a.m. Shift, remember?

 Rebecca : And besides, she left the Children's Hospital before I did.

Beats me. The car had tinted windows. But it sure seemed like she knew them.

 Esposito : So Rebecca was telling the truth about where she was.

 Esposito : and the cabbie dropped her off at her apartment before Mandy was killed.

 Beckett : Okay, yeah, so check traffic cams and surveillance in the area

 Leonard : Come on, come home with us and tomorrow I'll take you to Legoland.

 Sheldon : And it's too much of a scene since that movie came out.

 Mrs Hofstadter on webcam : Leonard, we can't protect him forever.

 Monica : All right, look, I need you at the rehearsal dinner tonight at 1 800 hours.

 Phoebe : I must have been in missile training the day they taught that.

You'll be the one they run away to. The one they talk to about sex.

 Castle : Five counts of attempted murder, one count of indecent exposure.

 Nicole : Well, he didn't think he was doing his job right if he wasn't being threatened.

 Nicole : Took him right into Mr. Buckley's office, and then waited outside.

 Beckett : - Do you remember the officer's name? - Yeah. Frank... Frank... Frank Curtis.

 Beckett : Curtis doesn't remember why Buckley asked him to bring the guy in,

 Beckett : Two days ago, you had an argument with Buckley in his office.

 Beckett : Last night, we found him dead, so you can understand our interest.

 John Knox : Sure. But you're wasting your time. I didn't kill the guy.

 Beckett : Because it says here that you have quite a history of trying to kill people.

 John Knox : - I was never convicted of anything. - That's not exactly a denial.

 Cristina : - I just want to know how he's doing. - You could just ask him.

 Meredith : He's perfectly healthy, and I have nothing to say to him.

 Meredith : If Thatcher died, my life wouldn't be any different.

 House : Why do I bother with these great metaphors if I still have to spell it out?

 House : But if it can magically disappear, it can magically reappear.

 House : That's my point. You could make more money frapping decafs,

 Leonard : He feels like that whole chunk of time has gone Hollywood.

 Leonard : tricked him into thinking Batman was coming to his party.

 Leonard : Didn't you try to get Adam West to do a signing here once?

 Cristina : We need to widen this incision to take a better look.

 George : - Does your leg hurt a lot? - I'm fine, man. Just do your thing.

A five-story fall, your lungs should be collapsed, your back should be broken.

 George : - Your aorta should be totally severed. - George, enough.

- Any chance you can make him leave? - I really, really wish I could.

- We'll need to get you in for surgery. - Oh, great. Just my luck.

 Savvy : My mother died of it, my aunt. My cousin. She's 37, has ovarian cancer.

 Bernadette : Your short, sexed-up guy kind of sounds like Howard.

 Mrs Davis : All right, Dr. Koothrappali, it's been nice talking to you,

 Mrs Davis : -Are you hitting on me? -No, no, no, that would be crazy!

 Sheldon : Despite all my emails, the toilet didn't have a seatbelt.

 Sheldon : but safety concerns went out the window two apple juices ago.

 Howard : How about in the car? I'm an astronaut, and you know it.

 Howard : You just don't like admitting it, because you're jealous.

 Adams : until his blood tests showed a controlled sugar level and no ketones.

 Chase : Auditory hallucinations and disorientation could be signs of schizophrenia.

 Raj : Leonard has found the time machine the killer must've used.

 Raj : You're all inside it, and we hurtle through the very fabric of time.

 Alan : Mike Lin is secretly making synthetic heroin in the lab.

 Gwen : Mike is the only person here who knows that I'm running this drug operation.

 Gwen : And electrocuted you. Yeah, I was trying to be discreet.

 Gwen : I mean, my boyfriend Horatio said I should just shoot you in the head, but...

Aw! Alan, you seriously thought a guy like you had a shot with me?

 Castle : I'm sure he came here. See ifyou can find Gwen's office.

 Dr. Clark Murray : Now, maybe the killer got lucky. But you see this wound here?

 Dr. Clark Murray : The wound size indicated that the knife was twisted.

 Dr. Clark Murray : Well, their angles indicate that they were delivered

 Dr. Clark Murray : after she was immobilized and on the ground.

 Dr. Clark Murray : They're just for show. This is the one that killed her.

 Castle : This is sounding less like a random killing, more like a targeted murder.

 Dr. Clark Murray : There's more. On a hunch, I checked the City ME files

 Dr. Clark Murray : and found three other stabbings around that time

 Dr. Clark Murray : that the ME working the case dismissed as random.

 Martha : You have information that could lead to her mother's killer.

 Castle : I know. But she said if I opened the file that we'd be through.

 Beckett : Oh, come on. It's not like you've been shot or something.

Whole other story being prepared for an attack. I don't know.. Surprise!

 Rachel : If we made reservations, we could have unagi in a half-hour.

 Dr. Rhodes : Take your shirt off. Let's see what we're dealing with.

 Ross : Just showing you my run-of-the-mill, slice-it-right-off third nipple.

 House : Sorry, Eric. Big brother disagrees with your diagnosis.

 Taub : he gets lidocaine shots before every game to mask the pain.

 House : Your allegiance lies with your brother. I get it. Admirable.

 House : But here's the problem. I hired you to tell me the truth.

 Marcus : Little punk couldn't even see over the steering wheel,

 Foreman : Sorry to interrupt my character assassination with boring medical stuff,

 Esposito : The doorman in his apartment said that a guy came in there two days ago

 Esposito : demanding to talk to Buckley. Wouldn't take no for an answer.

 Beckett : - Thank you, Reverend. - Pleasure meeting you. Thanks.

 Esposito : Yeah, the guy who tried to hassle Buckley at his building.

Buckley got him four years ago on a bank robbery where a guard got shot.

 Esposito : Says here, he got out two weeks ago when his conviction was overturned,

 Beckett : That sounds like a reason for Jessup to celebrate, not to kill Buckley.

 Esposito : Yeah, except Buckley already filed an Intent to Retry.

 Esposito : Jessup was looking at another two years in jail if Buckley won.

 Beckett : Get a current address and a list of known associates.

 House : Everybody else thinks hypertrophic cardiomyopathy makes sense?

The only real treatment is for the patient never to stress his heart again,

 House : which means we have to tell him to retire at the ripe old age of 21.

 Cuddy : Maybe it's a good thing. He gave your brother a job, responsibility.

 Foreman : He robbed a liquor store, then he moved on to jacking luxury cars...

 Wilson : and the contractor estimates 1,500 to fix the bathroom.

 Cameron : We're gonna run some tests and we'll get a consult with Dr. House.

 Judge : And on the charge of gaining control of said medication by fraud, how do you plead?

 Judge : Preliminary hearing is set for the 19th at 10 : 00 a.m.,

 Judge : at which time I'll determine whether there's enough evidence to proceed to trial.

 Gemeiner : They have your signature in the prescription log, a security camera video,

 Gemeiner : and a pharmacist's sworn statement saying you stole a dead guy's pills.

 Sheldon : I'm starting to get the sense that you're angry with me.

 Sheldon : Did you know that Los Angeles has a Little Sri Lanka?

 Sheldon : Although terrifying when you wake up face-to-face with them.

 Sheldon : If you're hungry, I brought home some mutton in coconut milk.

 Sheldon : I think what really needs to be rescued is your sense of whimsy,

 Ross : -Dad, what are you doing? -There are people in there having sex.

 Sheldon : I will never have another chance to have gelato with Stan Lee...

 Sheldon : ...because opportunities to have gelato with Stan Lee...

 Penny : -Cool. Got any fun plans? -Oh, yeah. Big night tonight.

 Stuart : Not even my cat. I just feed it. Some nights, it doesn't even show up.

 Chase : and his brother is refusing to be his conservator because of honor.

 House : It'd be too hard to get the prednisone concentrations right.

 House : No one fixes anything unless they have a compelling reason.

 Taub : But the only way you'll live long enough to get the truth is by accepting treatment.

 Aubrey : you said you have information on his wife's whereabouts.

 House : 'Course, if your daughter gets hit by a meteorite today,

 Masters : You're smiling. I assume that means you're miserable.

 Barney : When those things swell up to three times their normal size...

 Captain : If I wanted to kill you, I'd invite you to my hunting lodge.

 Captain : to worry about you turning up in some nosy fisherman's net.

 House : People can do good things, but their instincts are not good.

 Ryan : I need you to tell me everything you know about Jared Stone.

 Landlord : Just that he wanted the apartment for two weeks, so I rented it to him.

 Landlord : Just when I gave him the key and told him I did not permit wild parties.

 Ryan : Anything that can tell us who Jared Stone is, or what he's up to.

 Landlord : Excuse me, gentlemen, but could I ask you to remove your shoes?

 Castle : He's a little pedantic, but he's an armchair revolutionary.

The Taking of Pelham One Two Three could not have been his plan.

Are you expecting an example involving a real-life time machine?

HOWARD : If I push any harder, I'm gonna give birth to my colon.

 Leonard letting go of time machine, as does Sheldon : Take a break, guys.

 Masters : She's a minor. You sign the consent form, we can do the surgery.

 Bobby : she scheduled a court date to become an emancipated minor.

 Sheldon : Why would I put on lotion when I have such soft hands?

 Bernadette : You were really quiet during dinner. Is everything okay?

 Howard : How about I take a bath with you and see what happens.

 Bernadette : I'm gonna take a bath, and you're gonna do the dishes.

 BURKE : I can't hold it still long enough to attach the graft. Look, I can't!

 BURKE : My hands are the only things that I have that are of any value to me...

 BURKE : If I can't do this, if I can't finish this surgery, then...

That's a great story. Tell it while you're getting me some iced tea.

I had a cardiac patient who blew out his lung while I transported him to CT.

I called in a code. By the time everyone got there, he was dead.

But you do wear that sweater a lot. Are you involved in some kind of dare?

 Monica : This is where they get out stains. This is like Disneyland for me.

They're so happy I'm not suing, I got an extra month paid maternity leave.

- The amount of rads are negligible. - But she's going to need a lot,

- The victims' families need answers. - I pulled her out of the damn water.

 Richard : Which is heroic and manly. You need to talk to those families.

He likes fire trucks, police cars. Anything with flashing lights.

 Bailey : - O'Malley, what is she talking about? - She lost track of her son.

 Carly : Dr. O'Malley and I made a deal. He's going to find my son,

 Chandler : I can be pretty charming, babe. I won you over, didn't I?

 Chandler : Another Thanksgiving with nothing to give thanks for.

 Monica : In the shower I was thinking about our first night in London.

 Monica : That's a great idea. I was saving them for something special.

I think they're in my purse. Go get dressed and I'll look for them.

 Penny : ...because it would be floating in a weightless environment.

 Penny : Yeah, that's right, the slow reader used science. Suck on that.

- Was there anything valuable in the car? - Our clothes, our wallets, phones.

 Leonard : We're going to the Comic-Con in Bakersfield. They have a big costume contest.

 Raj : They've got action figures, toys, a Tron themed dance party...

 Policeman : I think I have all I need here. You guys need me to call someone?

 House : And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the left hemisphere.

 House : the one that needs things to make sense, the interpreter.

 House : That's where we tell the story of who we are and why we do things.

It makes connections you could never see. You owe your insight to the "mute loser."

Confabulation means no communication. Means your theory's wrong.

 Wilson : I know for them to approve this price, they'll need statistical documentation...

lt's obviously way too early for us to be having that conversation.

...l didn't think l'd feel this way about someone for a really long time.

 Beckett : The energy emission from the gun left a superficial burn on the killer's skin,

 Nurse : House saw him in the clinic. I guess it wasn't medical.

 Howard : Okay, I'll see you later, Ma... Uh, lovely bride-to-be!

We'll need witnesses who can testify that you were not of sound mind.

Look, you can't get an annulment unless you and Rachel are both there.

 Monica : So I was thinking that maybe we should start dividing up our stuff.

 House : I'm not saying you're not entitled to spend time with him.

 Wilson : I don't know how to deal with him when he's being reasonable.

 Wilson : No. Crazy is what House would normally do in this situation,

 House : I'm proposing I get every other day and every other weekend.

If he's not home till midnight, we won't be asleep till almost 2 : 00.

 Wilson : You two are like dogs circling each other in the park.

 Chandler : This is the worst breakup in the history of the world!

 Daniel : Well, it's just a job now. The fairytale ended a long time ago.

 House : What about the friend who has two tickets to see Brubeck at the Blue Note?

 Wilson : I'll be fine, and so will Cuddy, if you don't show up.

 Foreman : Everybody has to put up with their boss' stupid stunts.

 Thirteen : No, they don't. There's HR, there's Cuddy, there's other jobs.

 Foreman : House doesn't listen to HR, Cuddy'll let him fire us before she fires him,

 Foreman : Just because I don't want to be unemployed doesn't mean I'm co-dependent.

 Thirteen : I'm not saying you're co-dependent, I'm saying you're scared.

 Foreman : House doesn't want either one of us to quit. He wants this.

 Foreman : He's got two lab rats in a maze and thrown in one piece of cheese.

 Esposito : Looks like we need to talk to the good father. Let's go.

but you neglected to mention you were taking my platinum credit card?

We'd like to ask you a few questions regarding your relationship with him.

 Cuddy : When I hired you, I knew you were insane. I will continue to try and stop you from doing insane things.

 Cuddy : trying to convince an insane person not to do insane things is in itself insane.

 Cuddy : So when I hired you, I also set aside $50,000 a year for legal expenses.

 Cuddy : Dr. Hamilton is flying in as a friend of John Henry's...

 Esposito : Scarlett's phone traced to the east side of the building.

 Esposito : Hotel manager said that a guy matching Knox's description

 Scarlett Price : He heard a noise outside and when he turned to look

 Scarlett Price : I grabbed his gun. He told me to give it back.

 Scarlett Price : He came after me. I told him to stop, but he wouldn't.

Given the circumstances, I don't think the DA will press charges.

 Joey : The guy said they suited me. He spoke with an accent. I was confused.

I don't need you getting judgmental and condescending and pedantic.

 Thirteen : He was devoted to her. Loving someone else didn't change that.

 Thirteen : I hope they've got someone else to take care of them.

You're starting to sound like the butcher's wife in chapter seven.

 Rachel : But I'd keep that helmet on, because you're in for a rough ride.

It's not fair of me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding.

I'm sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding.

 Punchy : I mean, yeah, I've been jonesing for a piece of Cleveland-style pizza, but,

 Woman : You know, buy him some shots, do the whole wounded bird trick.

 Esposito : Not only that, when he saw the cops taking his pictures, he ran.

 Beckett : All right, have uniforms circulate his photo. I want to know his name.

 Ryan : You know, Castle might be right about this guy being a superhero.

 Ryan : So we're checking specialty stores and martial arts suppliers.

 Beckett : They're driven by the death of a father figure or loved one.

 Castle : which is why he's been inspired by these characters' costumes.

 David : Wow. You look even more beautiful than you did yesterday.

Remember when you asked me if l was seeing someone and l said no?

l'm sorry. l wanted to tell you, but then l just got lost in your eyes...

Oh, God. Are you pregnant? 'Cause I really wanna finish high school.

criminal records check and you know that's gonna take some explaining.

You know, our relationship was way better when we were sleeping together.

 Stacy : doing your clerical work, which you'd know if you'd attended

 Bracken : I'm exhausted, frankly, and I know the American people are, too.

 Bracken : Who has a proven record of taking on special interests,

and, uh, believes that government can still be a force for good.

 Beckett : Senator Bracken, you are under arrest for conspiracy, fraud,

 Beckett : And as far as I'm concerned, let a higher pay grade deal with it.

 Beckett : We now have leverage that we can use with our mystery agents.

 Montgomery : Marie Subbarao was murdered in the most awful way imaginable

 Bernadette : I'm so sorry I made you feel bad about the money stuff.

 Thatcher : I put this in there, you used to catch your fingers.

 Izzie : Suck it up. Go back with your tail between your legs and just apologize.

 George : - I'm always apologizing. - Blah, blah, blah and it's all over.

 Cuddy : Major League Baseball's collective bargaining agreement...

 Cuddy : Given Hank's history, he's not likely to get much leniency.

 House : Why should they care that he's being treated for Addison's?

 Cuddy : You're not treating him for Addison's. My report says I am.

On the other hand, if it means someone can actually beat the Yankees...

So what about House? Is there any way we can get him down there?

 House : Well, now, let's not ruin a lovely night out by getting personal.

 Leonard : ...and you asked me to go to your boyfriend's apartment to get your TV back?

 Leonard : I should probably give you a heads up about his mother.

MRS. WOLOWITZ : Howard, there's a blond girl, Patsy, here to see you.

 Beckett : Yeah. We believe that he went to Glitterati to propose marriage.

 Beckett : Harold, if Vince was getting married, how come no one else knew about it?

 Harold : You see, this was more than a marriage. It was a merger.

 Detective Javier Esposito : Yeah, we were just down the block when it happened.

You're thinking, "What was Raglan gonna tell me before he died?"

 Montgomery : when you should be thinking how you're gonna catch the guy that killed him.

 Beckett : Sir, Raglan was killed because he was gonna tell me something

You're gonna pick up those scissors, run around the house with them.

 Montgomery : Go where the evidence leads, not the other way around.

 Crime Scene Tech : Found a bullet embedded in the booth,.338 Magnum.

 Beckett : Ryan, I am betting that Raglan's murderer followed him here.

 Beckett : see if anyone was hanging around his place this morning?

 Beckett : It's different when it happens right in front of you.

 Van Zant : I drove to Sid's building to see if I could catch him

 Beckett : Okay, that dumpster that you searched. There was no duffel bag?

 Castle : So we've covered Sid's wife, his family, his friends, and now his job.

 Ryan : and he hasn't seen her since. She's gotta be our kidnap victim.

 Esposito : So he was run off the road, then dragged from the car.

 Ryan : Had Taggert set up road blocks to stop and search every vehicle.

 Esposito : We figured that the car that ran Castle into the ditch

 Esposito : Not yet, but CSU thinks the side marker glass up ahead

 Ryan : Contacted the FBI to see if it can be turned on remotely.

 House : Tox screen was clean. He did, however, get hit by a bullet.

I'm thinking trauma. He got bullet fragments lodged in his brain.

 Foreman : According to Baby Shoes, the cop was laughing before he got shot.

 House : The fragments are in the wrong part of the brain to cause euphoria,

 Thirteen : She's going back to work for that idiot. It's pathetic.

 Thirteen : She almost died because of that job. Yeah, I thought...

 House : I know I didn't want her hurt, I know it was a freak accident,

I must've reviewed Amber's case file a hundred times to find a way...

 Wilson : Because I was trying, like I always do, to protect you,

 Wilson : You spread misery because you can't feel anything else.

 Wilson : You manipulate people because you can't handle any kind of real relationship.

 Wilson : If I've learned anything from Amber, it's that I have to take care of myself.

 Castle : Oh, yes, where your fondness for fishing line was once again on display.

 Castle : But I think by this point in the trial, the jurors will have heard enough.

 Beckett : and Florida will take the death penalty off the table.

 Matthews : And the look on her face, she wanted to live so bad.

 Matthews : I stood her on a shipping pallet and then pulled it away.

I used to live in the basement. Most days, I wear last night's eyeliner.

because I am a happily independent, successful woman and I like it that way.

 Esposito : It's the same dude who was spotted leaving the farmhouse

 Tech Guy : I'll do what I can, but I wouldn't get your hopes up.

 Monica : That's weird. I've had the same number of beers as you and don't feel anything.

 Monica : ...I've lost four pounds. Maybe even five with all the dancing.

Well, maybe you could go to school here next year and we could totally hang out.

 Ted : But I don't understand... why don't you just go to a hotel?

 House : She wouldn't have assigned it to me if she didn't, would she?

 House : While you were all wearing your "Frankie Says Relax" t-shirts,

 House : And less than a day to make it all the way to the rear exit.

 Chase : This is all because a child has some blood in his diarrhea?

 Chase : If there was any reason to think it was anything worse,

On a six-year-old kid who probably has nothing worse than some food poisoning?

 Chase : A disease that there have been, what, maybe 200 reported cases of ever?

 Vilante : The injuries from an I.E.D. look a lot like those from an air strike.

 Mccord : So, Farrah Usman's body was shipped back to Dover two days later.

 Mccord : As a combat vet, Brad Parker would've known his fiancÃ©'s injuries

And he's ex-military. He would've had the skills to pull off that heist.

 Mccord : Which is why he tried to hide the fact that it was stolen

 Mccord : by staging the other theft in the building and framing Bronson.

 Richmond : I can't get a trace on his cell signal. He must've turned it off.

 Beckett : - Sir, if there's the slightest chance... - Hit his apartment. Go.

 Ross : ...if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy.

 Chandler : Were you so late because you were burying this woman?

I'll ask you a series of questions and you answer as quickly as you can.

 Joey : How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's been going on?

If it happened once, how come we found your underwear in our apartment?

...if you want to get Joey a Christmas present that disrupts the entire building...

 Chase : It had to be you. I gave you my credit card to pay for drinks.

 Mackenzie : And I gave it back. I didn't take the picture, now go away.

 Mackenzie : Yeah, but you were obviously more into me than you were into Nika.

 Man Voice Coming From Inside The House : - Kenzie, honey. - You have a phone call.

 Mackenzie : I didn't want to say anything in front of her, but you could have.

 Mackenzie : Would you give it up, already? I told you it's not me.

 Mackenzie : My parents won't even let me on social networking sites.

 Landon : There's a million hospitals. Ones that won't send me back to that camp.

 Masters [surprised] : Those are my car keys. You stole them out of my pocket?

 Daughter : They're really bad. The pain keeps her in bed all day.

 Daughter : She heard that birth control pills can make her feel better.

 House : and the tissue she's got conveniently stashed in her wristband,

is to walk into any health clinic in Jersey, alone, and ask for it.

 House : I assume you haven't had a stroke. Have you ever had a blood clot?

 [camera Focuses On The Alarm Clock, Now Showing That It Is 8 : - No. - Super.

 House : In three months when you need a refill, take a bus to a free clinic.

 House : Don't wait around hoping for Mom to get another sniffle.

 Foley : Look, I may not be able to take a punch, but I can still throw one.

 Thirteen : since he started seeing you while you were dating Tony.

 Thirteen : and can cause a lot of the same damage as radiation.

 House : The only way to save her is to cut away the anchor holding her down.

 Sheldon : Why is there never a pontoon plane when you need one?

 Bernadette : Where exactly on the Internet have you been looking?

 Bernadette : You know, you're always talking about having a baby someday.

 Bernadette : Come on. The constant fussing, eating, pooping, burping, drooling.

 Bernadette : We're even waiting for the day when she can finally walk on her own.

 Howard : Anything she finds on the floor goes right in her mouth.

That's why only the little fake men are supposed to do the kicking.

 Cristina : you consent to the donation of your husband's major organs.

 Cristina : Um, corneal transplants can give someone back their sight.

 Mrs Davidson : You want me to have a funeral and have people look at him...

 Mrs Davidson : Have his daughter look at her father and he doesn't have any skin?

 Wilson : Then you talked to him, then you had doubts. What did he say?

 Wilson : Do you want to come over tonight and watch old movies and cry?

 Wilson : Well, I guess you can't be around that much niceness and not get any on you.

 Leonard : Oh, they even stream the whole thing live on the Internet.

 Leonard : who don't believe they can land a short, nearsighted scientist.

 Leonard : That's exactly what you said the first time we slept together.

 Barney : greasing up Lily so we could see how far we could slide her down the hall.

The first dates we've had in months, and they were both such disasters.

...on the same night Joey set you up on a date that didn't even show.

 Joey : -Look at them! They're really bonding. -They're falling in love all over again.

If I was gonna go around killing everybody that ever got in my way,

 Creason : there would be bodies stacked higher than the Chrysler Building.

 Castle : This morning, with the body, I took a couple of pictures.

Before you get mad, I e-mailed a couple of them to a friend of mine.

 Beckett : - You e-mailed them to a friend. - Well, not exactly a friend.

 Castle : She's my interior decorator. But then we slept together,

 Castle : You work together, you think it'll be fun, but then it always makes things weird.

 Castle : I didn't send her pictures of the body. I sent her pictures of the rug.

I thought maybe she might be able to tell me where it came from.

 Adams : We'll have a stronger argument if we go to Foreman as a united front.

 Taub : Foreman's business is to make sure his doctors are able to do their jobs.

 Chase : We tell Foreman, House either agrees to treatment or gets suspended.

 Chase : is better than any other doctor at this hospital at 100%

 Park : House could be at 90%, he could be at 60%. We don't know.

 Chase : And until we do, there's no reason to do anything more than what we've done.

 Eric Foreman : Patient's welfare still counts for something, doesn't it?

 Amber Volakis : He knows it's not PEs, the guy's d-dimer's normal.

 Amber Volakis : You go in to run one test, run eight more like she did,

 Amber Volakis : find out which one's right, then comes back with a brilliant guess.

That's too bad, 'cause that would have earned you 40 points for cleverness.

 Greg House : He's not gonna run the tests. No. I don't think so.

 Greg House : Well, then, that stage you stand on is an odd choice.

 Jimmy Quidd : I just... I do it for me, okay? I don't do it for you.

 Greg House : Simple answer is if you don't try, you can't fail.

 Joey : No! No, it's not! Don't listen to him. I'm gonna thump you.

Okay? But you're gonna realize this is the only place you want to be.

 Adams : Strongyloides is known to damage the small intestine...

 Chase : In this country he's about as likely to get that as win Powerball.

 Park : One of the few places in the U.S. you can pick up strongyloides.

 Taub : We give that to someone with liver problems, he could have seizures, or worse.

 Taub : I was wondering if maybe we overlooked a symptom, or something.

 House : Makes perfect sense if you're the patient, and pantywaist is the symptom.

 Taub : but only she was willing to go out on a limb and run the test. I gave up.

 Phoebe : Do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning?

I was upset about Rachel and I had too much tequila, and Nora...

Listen, I got to level 25 and reached Purple Lotus Swamp, right?

 Penny : - Leonard gave me an emergency key. - People can't be in my bedroom.

 Penny : - Can we go talk in the living room? - I'm not wearing pajama bottoms.

 Penny : Just tell me, is it too soon to join a quest to the Black Castle?

 Penny : By some guys in Budapest. I'm just not sure it's the right move for my character.

 Penny : Really? Boy, you'd think you could trust a horde of Hungarian Barbarians.

 Sheldon : Leonard, social protocol states when a friend is upset,

 Sheldon : that we have an unannounced houseguest, so make me cocoa.

 Man 2 : Are you kidding? We're popping the champagne right now.

-There isn't! That's what l'm saying. -Oh, my God, you're right!

l mean, you don't strike me as the type of person that wants to get married.

l don't know what l'm talking about, okay? l've been divorced three times.

 Phoebe : Absolutely! Just fight all your natural instincts, and you'll be great.

I mixed the ingredients, I put them in the oven, I took them out.

 Monica : You called me that before, so I fashioned a star out of foil.

 Monica : I know you all hate me, and I'm sorry, but I don't care.

 Monica : Will you do the top of the cabinets? That'll work up your appetite for lunch.

 Sheldon : while the Xbox One is still using the conventional DDR3 memory.

 Raj : Well, if that's the case, Penny will have to get satellite TV

 Castle : Insurance companies like to maintain photos of pieces like these

 Castle : for identification in case anything gets lost or stolen.

 Castle : You know, I'm thinking of installing a new security system.

 Castle : - Maybe even a panic room. - Panic room? What for? Panic attacks?

 Martha : Cranes collapse, air conditioners fall out of the sky.

 Martha : Powell. Oh, now, there was a man, and you had to ruin it.

 Castle : - I'm sure he's forgotten all about that. - Who's Powell?

 Martha : You ruined his life. He threatened to slit your throat.

 Alexis : - Dad, who's Powell? - You remember that character of mine,

thanked him in the acknowledgments, completely blowing his cover.

 Chandler : The important thing is that we love each other and we're gonna get married.

Scenario A has lilies. Someone's gonna have to break it to the cats and it won't be me.

 Penny : Well, a relationship is more complicated than a French fry.

 Sheldon : Not according to the work of Berscheid, Snyder and Omoto.

 Amy : which predicts the stability of a couple based on behavior.

It's like his left leg is moving a lot faster than his right leg.

 Monica : - You know how much I love that kid! - Monica bang! Monica bang!

 Nurse Hoffner : You guys okay if I pull a circulating nurse? We got a train wreck in OR 10.

 Masters : - But she had a high CK. - Wegener's wouldn't explain that...

 Agent Napier : Eddie killed Alonzo's brother, Mario, back when he was a cop in EI Salvador.

 Ryan : Alonzo Sanchez landed at JFK four hours before Eddie was killed.

 Beckett : Now, we just have to track him down before he goes back home.

 Esposito : Well, then we're done. There's no way we can get him now.

 Agent Napier : This is Agent Napier. I need to turn a plane around.

 Beckett : On the bright side, I spoke to the airline and you're still gonna get the miles.

 Agent Napier : And Judge Caldwell, he greased the wheels to get you up here.

 Beckett : who picked you up from the airport and then took you to the zoo.

 Alonzo : And, yes, I went to the zoo to see Eddie, but I did not kill him.

That was a great scene. That slap looked so real. How do you do that?

 Cecilia : - Oh, just years of experience. - Can I get some ice here?!

So the next day Robin called Heads or Tails to respectfully decline.

 Robin : Okay, I also said I would never make out with a garbage man.

 Beckett : You do realize that I could arrest you for withholding evidence.

 Hunt : And since you don't know what that evidence is, I could deny it.

 Hunt : And none of that will get us any closer to catching her killer.

 Hunt : I don't need her to like it. I just need her to allow it.

 House : you try to make me miserable so I'll stop making you miserable.

 House : And eventually you will leave, citing reasons that have nothing to do with misery.

 Cuddy : I'm gonna call you from my cell. And then I will come back in here.

 Cuddy : Hey. Yeah, I just had to explain to him that I had his balls,

 Kutner : Apnea cuts off oxygen to the brain, the resulting neurological damage...

 House : Did she mention feeling tired after a full night's sleep?

 House : Cliff notes. Gastric bypass only makes her skinny on the outside.

 House : On the inside we have heart and lung issues not caused by heart and lung issues.

 Thirteen : You need to consider side-effects from her gastric bypass surgery.

 Thirteen : Bypass could create malabsorption issues, leads to low potassium.

 Kutner : Gastric bypass could cause malabsorption by creating a blind loop of bowel.

 Kutner : It ulcerates during exercise, bacteria get loose in the blood stream,

 Bailey : When I page, you answer. It's not that difficult to understand.

 Bailey : You want to stay in the scrub room, that's your choice.

 Janey : you could aim a lot higher than face paint and seltzer bottles.

 Clinic Patient Monroe : I need treatment for my Type 2 diabetes.

 House : There is absolutely no part of that sentence that is true.

 Monroe : I've been experiencing weight gain, fatigue and sluggishness.

 House : Much as I'd like to kill you by dangerously lowering your blood sugar,

 Castle : There you are. I'm sorry it took me so long to write it.

 Alexis : It's only Costa Rica. I'll be back before you know it.

 Castle : Comes a point in our lives when we have to stop fooling ourselves

 Castle : into thinking life's gonna be the way we want it to be.

I needed a place in the city to stay for a couple of nights. Is that a crime?

Respectability for the black sheep? A place at the family table...

 Martin : I told you, I've never seen this girl before in my life.

 Rachel : Are you playing with Monica's shoes? You're not supposed to

 Rachel : Well, we know it wasn't Dexter, right, Marcel? Because

 Foreman : His brain is telling him that his whole body is in pain.

 House : Suit up. Put the guy in a coma before the pain kills him.

 House : - Did you find any cedar wood anywhere? - No, but maybe...

 House : And why aren't you pissed off that Cameron's playing hooky

 House : - White cell count isn't up, is it? - No. We were both wrong.

 Foreman : White cell count is down... Way down... and dropping.

 Foreman : His immune system is shot. We need to get him into a clean room.

 Chase : I'll need to take your, um... Your mask and your robe too.

 Cameron : His white blood cell count is down, which means his body can't fight off infections.

We put in a two-million-dollar minimum for the first round of financing.

 Taub : Yeah, I know. I know it's not gonna change my life overnight.

 Sheldon : ...it's my bedtime, so whatever gets you out the door. Good night.

 Howard : What took you so long? The grocery store's a few blocks away.

 Howard : Well, whose fault is that? I wanted to get a nurse, but you were all,

 Bernadette : I'm glad I got that mocha. And you know what else I'm glad about?

 Ted from 2030 : Uncle marshall and aunt lily got married for 12 seconds

Well, I probably won't spill coffee grounds all over the kitchen floor.

 Chandler : You'll all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow night.

Some people said nice things about him. Somebody should have it.

 Monica : His whole life was in this apartment and now it's gone.

 Monica : I think it would be nice if we just took a few moments for Mr. Heckles.

 Castle : You're saying the evidence shows that Charlie and the victim

 Beckett : Castle, just stop. There's no such thing as a zombie.

Time stamp's 4 : 06 a.m., which fits time of death. That's our guy.

 Ryan : Well, maybe this is why. Look what we get from the other angle.

 House : Looking for a tell. Rapid eye blink, twitch of the lips.

 House : Mushrooms have psilocybins that work on cluster headaches.

 House : It's either that or cutting into his brain and going on a fishing expedition.

 Cuddy : I assume you've considered he could have a psychogenic experience,

 House : Yeah, it's definitely better that the Dean of Medicine prescribes it

 House : instead of an unhinged doctor with a history of drug use.

 House : Takes the stink off if the patient decides to put on a cape and fly off the roof.

Low dose. No more than 10 milligrams, tightly controlled setting.

 Chase : New research shows that a chemical component in the mushrooms can...

 Nate : Yeah, lots of technical medical stuff. So when do I get them?

 Chase : We'll be monitoring him, but cardiac arrest is possible.

 Phoebe : -That we had a future. -We can have any future you want.

 Violet : Someone without a porn-y Internet name. And perhaps no criminal past.

 Naomi : - With whom you can have a relationship. - You're a doctor.

 Naomi : Go out in the real world, meet a woman your own age and ask her out.

Sam told me to stay away from you because you're Naomi's friend.

 Addison : Naomi says that she's dried up, I'm the one who's dried up.

I'm all barren and dried up and I've clearly been wasting my time on men.

 Castle : This was not a crime of passion. That room was rented for five days,

 Castle : and someone stocked the place up with motor oil. That takes planning.

And nice suburban ladies don't just take the train into the city

 Esposito : Irvington PD logged a call last night from a Michael Goldman,

 Esposito : Said she went into the city for work and never came back.

 Michael : No. My wife and I were happily married, Detective. We had no secrets.

 Beckett : You told police last night that your wife went into the city for her job?

 Michael : We'd had some financial setbacks the last few years. I'd been laid off.

 Michael : working three days a week at a clothing boutique in Manhattan.

 Surgeon : We have to use both an extra and intracranial approach

 Surgeon : to get enough exposure to reduce the encephalocele cyst

 Thirteen : They don't want me here because they think the kid's cured. I don't.

 Thirteen : I just know that if Dr. House is right, something's gonna go wrong.

 Thirteen : Well, then I'll just waste a few hours watching a surgery.

 Ryan : Ah, looks like someone else besides Darcy bought a Chanel bag from Jamal.

 Beckett : He wants his passport, so he's hunting down everyone that bought that purse.

 Beckett : So, we're looking for a yoga studio near a Java Loft,

 Castle : There are four Java Lofts within five blocks of Canal Street.

 Esposito : - Man! Bro, why are you so jumpy? - I'm... Dude, I'm not. I'm...

 Esposito : Well, you will be once you hear what we found. Come on.

So this guy, Anderson Cross, is like a villain out of one of your books.

 Esposito : His office was cleared out like he knew we were coming.

 Esposito : Nothing. Even his receptionist, she was hired from a temp agency.

 Esposito : Just started working yesterday. She doesn't know jack.

 Ryan : He said that Cross rented the place from him last month,

 Esposito : Yeah. Whoever this guy is, he's in a different league.

 Ryan : Witnesses kept seeing him pop up at locations associated with her abduction.

 Beckett : So I sent the video surveillance to a friend of mine in the AG's office

 Beckett : but he did say that this guy is a former CIA operative.

 Beckett : He was sentenced to life, broke out, killed three guards in the process.

Now, my friend said that the rumor is he's working as a hit man.

 Beckett : the AG's office wants us to call them so they can send in a strike team.

 Foreman : CT can find small intestinal cancers that an ultrasound...

 Chase : When my father died, I wound up killing a patient. And I hated the man.

 Chase : Whatever House says or doesn't say, I'm sure the guy's a mess.

 Wilson : You're biologically programmed to have feelings for him.

 House : First of all, he was deployed on training exercises off Okinawa

 House : And since you're 150 years old, air travel was impossible.

 Wilson : This is sad. You don't believe your mother screwed around.

 Wilson : If you believed this story, you wouldn't be telling me about his birthmarks,

 Wilson : you'd be telling me about the genetic testing you had done.

 Wilson : And since you haven't mentioned it, obviously, you didn't do it,

 Wilson : because you don't want to... House, what are you doing?

 Rachel : They said even though they lost their sight, it was worth it.

But there were some people that said I looked like a floating angel.

 Ross : Then Fred Astaire singing, "The Way You Look Tonight" came on..

 Ross : and written across the dome, in the stars, were the words : 

 Amy : They're gonna have sex before Sheldon and I do. I knew it.

 Sheldon : If you're hoping to get in touch with Bill Nye, I can't help you.

 Sheldon : I've been informed that he's now Bill Nye the Restraining Order Guy.

 Monica : Orange juice just came out of my nose, but it was worth it.

Who wants to get dinner later? I wanna try that new Italian restaurant.

Supposed to be really good. Saw a lot of Chinese people eating in there.

You said some restaurant must be good because Chinese people were eating there.

This is your Thanksgiving dinner? What is it with you and this holiday?

Very difficult to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse.

 Dr Wells : but he's been developing some coordination problems.

 Cuddy : I'm sorry. House, it's gastroenteritis. I'm not going anywhere.

 Cuddy : and have someone tell Alan and Sarah that I'll be up when I'm done.

 Cuddy : You might want to spend a little more time paying attention to your cards

Well, given the number of Mojitos she's knocking back at the party,

 Lawrence Kutner : Ankles. They buried the guy the wrong way around.

 Lisa Cuddy : Either you had them dig up a body, or you're building a railroad.

 Greg House : A little, tiny piece of his brain. Seemed a waste.

Six. But don't worry, the one who didn't, didn't stand on principle.

 Greg House : I really think there are no bad choices in this group.

 Greg House : You guys don't wipe your feet when you come in the house?

 Greg House : Well, I can't ask the black guy or one of the chicks to do it.

 Wilson : I'd love to keep guessing, but I've got people with tumors waiting.

 Wilson : Why do you want us to think that you're getting married?

 Wilson : So you're just doing some random stranger a favor? It's illegal.

 Chandler : So that I can enjoy the view whilst I enjoy my dessert.

 Mrs. Geller : and tell her how good this is from Monica's room.

 Robin : It's Robert De Niro, but, like, super buff like in Cape Fear.

Eventually, the strangest afternoon of our lives wound to a close,

 Barney : In all those details was very important to the directors...

 Lily : I hope it's not that you just won some sort of race here.

 Addison : I wanted to let you know that there was a complication with your surgery.

 Addison : We had some unexpected bleeding that caused damage to both fallopian tubes.

 Addison : She is our patient. Our obligation is to her and her only.

 Meredith : - He seems to be doing much better. - He seems to be doing good.

 Meredith : No, it's just, you know, bad sex isn't really something

 Howard : Raj and I are heading over to the genetics lab to pet the glow-in-the-dark bunny.

 Raj : You sure? They turn off the lights and it's like a little laser show that poops all over.

 Raj : I want to know where he's going but now I kind of want to play with the bunny.

 Alex : ...makes too much noise and I have to go find quieter pants.

 Hayley : You're saying that william Bracken ordered a hit on your wife?

 Castle : Bracken is a megalomaniac who blames Beckett for ruining his life,

 Castle : even though it was justice for what he did to her mother.

 Castle : You'd rather there be a storage locker full of guns out there?

Look, Rick, ifyou want to be a real PI, and notjust play dress-up,

 Hayley : And sometimes, you're even gonna have to screw them over.

 Hayley : Tell the lab I'm coming in with something for them to test.

 Castle : I was looking at old photos taken at Glitterati in the '70s.

 Castle : I found three of Vince on the dance floor, boogieing his heart out.

 Castle : Because these pictures are taken on three different occasions,

 Castle : It might even be where he was killed, because look who owns the club.

 Harold : Admit you killed Vince. Just admit it to me and you won't suffer.

 Harold : Where is my stuff? The booking officer made me empty my pockets.

 Howard : I'm telling you, something's wrong. I can always feel it when Raj is in trouble.

Yeah, I'm sure I will too. But until then, I'm going to massage you every week...

OK, let's all try to remember that we are in a place of healing.

 Carol : Because the same week that I brought her here to be inseminated,

 Violet : I screened her. There was nothing to indicate she was...

 Naomi : Everybody's flipping out over nothing. Medically, it has to be Rick's baby.

 Pete : I've treated Doug. I have him on valerian root for anxiety and stress.

 Pete : And I knew he was fooling around, but with his new wife's surrogate?

Hi. Yeah, she left town and she and the baby need a complete workup.

 House : Means we have to explain the arrival and the departure.

 House [still Pointing The Light At Him.] : each one sending light to your eye

 House [turns Off The Light] : He'll believe you, but then these two

 House [turns Off The Light] : believe that the policy of protecting American jobs starts at home,

 House [turns Off The Light] : so they'll never testify against me.

 House [turns Off The Light] : And you won't be able to prove anything.

 House : Now, if I punched him in the face, that he could prove.

 Wilson : What does Lamby usually do while you get your treatment?

 Sam she Enters The Room : Well, sometimes we have to do things that we don't want to do.

 Wilson : You know, I'm pretty sure Lamby has a cousin down in the gift shop.

 House : I shouldn't have gotten it with the truth. He's a hypocrite.

 Maggie : And what'd you expect? A parade? After what you did to Siobhan?

Maybe a little less publicly. But first, I need to talk to Bobby S.

 Esposito : You still mad about being fired off Sara Grace's preschool play?

 Ryan : The kind who gets caught up in what he wants, not what his kid does.

 Ryan : I was just leaving. Aren't you guys already supposed to be there?

 Jenny : Uh, she didn't want to go. Wouldn't say why. She just wants you.

 Ryan : Look, you don't have to sing ifyou don't want to. That's the law.

 Ryan : Okay. I'll do it with you. Ready? Okay. Get your hands ready.

 Beckett : I thought that a quiet night in would be nice for a change.

 Beckett : Oh, no. Castle, is that another credit card? Because I'm YOLO'd out.

No, wait. Castle, where are you going? Date night's not over yet.

I took samples from the sarcophagus, the cloth the mummy was wrapped in,

 Charles Taylor : The samples from the sarcophagus and the cloth dated at over 2,000 years old,

 Castle : Are you saying that the mummy Medina was trying to sell was a fake?

 Charles Taylor : and I called him and I told him that, and he didn't believe me.

 Charles Taylor : He insisted on coming to the office to see me. The night he died.

 Montgomery : Someone was doing their best to make sure it was never found.

 Beckett : Medina's buyer rejected the mummy because it wasn't real,

 Montgomery : I think we need to take a closer look at that mummy.

 Lanie : This girl's body is definitely less than 500 years dead.

 Lanie : Because whoever mummified her knew what they were doing.

 Cameron : We'll start weaning him off one at a time. Which one do we start with?

 House : First sign of regression means we've taken him off the wrong one.

Latest blood work. Foreman's amylase and lipase levels are three times normal.

Your choice is currently between 4 hours from now and 14 hours from now.

 Penny : For doing the same crap he always does, except to a judge.

-He has to stay there until he apologizes. -So tell him to apologize.

If he doesn't apologize by 5 : 00, he's gonna spend the night in jail.

 Leonard : Oh, no, that's terrible. The line's moving. Gotta go. Bye.

 Castle : which in turn brought you to Loreen and true happiness.

 Beckett : Well, I think it's possible he might have killed Vivien

 Castle : Didn't you ever think your dolls used to get up at night and play with your toys?

 Castle : Let me guess. You were one of those annoying six-year-olds

 Castle : So you don't believe in fate, yet your gut has magical properties.

 Ryan : even got a hold of some autopsy files. Pretty intimate stuff, too.

 Beckett : That's how she made people believe that she has a gift.

 Beckett : And I bet that she even looked into you eight years ago,

That's how she knew that her husband Emilio had a vitamin business.

 House : I need dexamethasone and enough time to provoke a respiratory reaction

 House : If these drugs are real, it could screw up her liver...

 Thirteen : Chances are slim. Chances of him shooting one of us, on the other hand...

 Castle : they provided a false Jenkins who pointed you to doctored evidence

 Esposito : We have you on video dropping off $10,000 in a dumpster

 Castle : So, whoever he is, he's somehow in the middle of this.

And even though violence stole his life, his wife is here with us today,

 Laurie : We all know it should be my husband speaking with you today.

 Laurie : It should be his calming voice, not mine that you hear.

 Nesbit : We rely on thousands of small donations, not a few big ones.

 Nesbit : Well, the depth of those pockets is limited by the law.

 Beckett : did Horn have any supporters that would be willing to go the extra mile?

 Nesbit : Now, you want to go through our campaign contributors? Fine.

 Castle : That, "Go ahead. I need the practice," that was classic.

 Beckett : - Oh, pretty butch, Castle. - I know, right? Come, grab a chair.

 Castle : You saved my life. The least I can do is make you some eggs.

 Martha : You sit down right here. Tell us all about last night.

lt's always better to lie than to have the complicated discussion.

...so l thought l would just, you know, practice the art of seduction.

 Alexis : Owen. But I told him I had to ask you, but you'll say yes, right?

 Alexis : 'Cause I told him yes, but you have to say yes, so say yes.

 Castle : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You are not a junior, nor a senior.

 Castle : Yeah, he skipped a grade. But he's so cute, Dad. Please, please, please.

 Castle : If I say yes, will you promise to stay up past your bedtime, have a good time?

 Alexis : A beautiful dress. A dress, a dress, a dress! Thanks, Dad!

 Martha : - So, do you like this Owen? - I don't know. I haven't met him.

 Martha : You are letting her go out with someone that you've never met.

 Beckett : I'm not running a background check on your daughter's date.

 Castle : Tell me that doesn't sound like a serial killer to you.

 Esposito : If I had a daughter her age, I'd never let her out of the house.

 Rachel : ...when this woman, this blond planet with a pocketbook...

You haven't heard of a serious relationship called "me and Joshua"?

 Thirteen : I didn't tell him anything about his genetic condition.

 Cuddy : I'm sorry for the position Dr. Hadley put you in, but I can't do that.

 Cuddy : In about 15 minutes, you're the only person that kid's gonna trust.

 Cuddy : If he needs a hand to hold, make sure yours is available.

...then bring her back to my place and introduce her to my monkey.

She'll take one look at his cute, little face and it'll seal the deal.

 Cuddy : I only said those things so that he wouldn't come back.

 Don : I provide a service, but my goal was always to make enough money

 Don : I don't know whether it's House, your job, or you just thrive on conflict,

 Don : Nothing else in the world's going on. You're focused, confident, compelling.

 Don : Don't take this the wrong way, but I'd like to go out with that woman.

CAMERON : We'll be risking infection, maybe make the paralysis worse.

It is worse, and we're making it worse than worse? Do the biopsy.

 Sheldon : If we're going to start a fantasy sword collection...

 Sheldon : Well, off the top of my head, I'd have to go with Excalibur.

 Leonard : Well, they don't have an Excalibur here, so, what do you want to do?

 Sheldon : Two grown men with a hobbit's dagger, wouldn't we look silly?

 Rachel : No, I have two sisters. But one has a very masculine energy.

 Howard translating for Emily : I think I wrote a letter to Santa Claus every day.

 Howard translating for Emily : And then on Christmas morning...

 Howard translating for Emily : ...under the tree is a little puppy with a red ribbon.

 Howard : The puppy died. It choked on a doll head. Sad face, sad face.

 Rachel : Hi. We just found this cat, and we' re looking for the owner.

 Phoebe : -He seems to hate you. Are you sure? -It's my cat. Give me my cat.

 Martha : You just make sure Katherine finds that deadbeat husband of hers.

Oh, what's a fiancÃ© for, if not to help find his future wife's current husband?

 Castle : And Alexis and Mother will get far more done without my interference.

 Castle : You think Rogan's ex will be able to help us find him?

 Beckett : They lived together. If we're lucky, she'll be able to tell us

 Beckett : Yeah. I was hoping that Mr. O'Leary could help us with an old case,

 Beckett : Look, he was taken by two men in a rusty pickup truck.

 Tildy : No. But he's always working crazy angles, pissing people off.

 Ryan : His folks are dead, but we managed to track down a girlfriend.

All I know is he was with in bed last night when I went to sleep.

 Marisol Cartagena : I woke up this morning and both him and my car were gone.

I figured he'd gone to the career center to check the job listings.

 Beckett : Look, Marisol, we know that he ran with the Cazadores.

 Esposito : Blood smeared on the armrest. This is definitely it.

CASTLE : So it was a shootout That's how he got the shoulder wound.

 Monica : Oh, wow, can you believe you're only three weeks away?

 Monica : - You don't mind me touching your belly? - I don't mind you touching my belly...

...but your hand's kind of blocking the part where the baby's gonna come out.

Hi, Erica. Welcome back to town. Wow, look how big you've gotten.

 Erica : I'm just always afraid that people think I'm just fat with big breasts.

 Monica to Ross : - Okay, well, stop staring at them. - She brought them up.

 Monica : And I wanted her to get to know the doctors and get settled into the hotel.

 Ross : - Why isn't she staying with you guys? - Because we're moving in a couple days.

 Erica : Plus, hotels are fun! My room has this little fridge full of free snacks.

 House : We assumed that the tumors were growing, cos he's getting sicker.

 House : But he could have grown old and died and never known about them

We were looking for something, it's more or less in the right part of the brain.

 House : It's like we found someone standing over a dead body holding a gun,

 House : Sometimes people really do just stumble into a murder scene.

 House : Fevers don't come from a long-term underlying condition.

He's a garden-variety religious nut who happens to have an infection.

 Cameron : It's just a test. We just want to find out what's wrong.

 Foreman : He's delirious and he's a minor. This is your decision and not his.

 Boyd : which when a man finds, he hides, and for joy he goes and sells

 Foreman : Buy all the land you want, don't blow your brains out.

 Foreman : You're watching your son kill himself. He's out of his mind with fever...

 Ryan : - I'm married. - That's okay. Most of the guys here are.

 Castle : You know, the last time we were here, there was that one girl...

 Kiara : I don't think you are, not if you're asking about Jade.

Not a big deal? It's amazing. You reach in, there's one maneuver and bam!

As far as I know, guys don't do anything that comes close. Right?

instead of checking the box "Miss," you check the box that says, "Mrs."

 Lily : I've wanted one of these ever since I was a little girl.

 Marshall : It's our first christmas since we got back together.

 House : If the vial fills with sand, we take that as a bad sign.

 Taub : We use general anesthesia, harvest a very small amount of his...

 House : What other problem could there be with a problem-free procedure?

 House : Boys' sports, science club. She's living his life, not hers.

 Taub : She loves her brother, she's thinking selflessly. How is that at all...

Moronic? Hmm. If I could only think of a harm-free medical treatment

 House : See? I can skip the idiot part when you're not being an idiot.

 House : Yeah, I had that same facial expression for the first 48 hours.

 House : Had another one, too, but only for 15 seconds at a time.

 Wilson : I'm happy for you. You're happy for you. This is huge.

 Kyra : So, if you don't get married, is it just a regular old cake?

 Castle : It's still wedding cake. It's tiered, got flowers, it's in a ballroom.

 Kyra : I would be twirling around on the dance floor with my husband right about now.

 Castle : You were on your way to JFK to catch a flight to London.

 Beckett : Patricia is a psychiatrist on the Board of Education.

 Beckett : So we're all surrogates for people that weren't able to protect you two.

 Castle : But you were careful to choose people who love each other.

Just some video tapes of some kids doing puzzles? That's nothing!

 Todd : only then will the world truly understand the monster my parents created.

 Phoebe : - What are they? - So far, the dresses won't get picked up...

 Joey : Remember that audition I had a while ago and I didn't get the part?

if you don't like the hotel, you can always just move right back in.

I get that, and it would be sweet if it weren't so condescending.

 Alex : Is it too much to ask to be performing actual surgeries?

 Izzie : I suspect a radius fracture so I'd splint and get an ortho follow-up.

 Sydney : A puncture over a break is an open fracture until proven otherwise.

 Izzie : I already killed her. You can't do more damage than that.

 Joey : And across the lake I saw a beautiful woman bathing herself.

 Bernadette : Last night was a little rough, but I think we're gonna get through this.

 Beckett : You know, you might have gotten a little grayer, Mr. Pitt,

 Billy : Whatever the hell you dragged me down here for, I want to tell you now,

 Beckett : Really? Enough to drop everything and dump his whole life savings into it?

 Billy : Kid was practically raised in the joint by his grandfather, Leo the Legend.

 Billy : Leo was kind of the bar historian and when he kicked in '97,

 Judy : - Jack, look at this. - I know what you're thinking, Judy.

 Rachel on The Phone : No, no, this is not what I ordered, okay?

 Rachel on The Phone : I went all the way to New Jersey so that I could have the perfect cake...

...for my daughter's birthday. And I need a bunny cake right now!

 Ross : Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby's face off the penis...

 Rachel : Oh, believe you me, I am going to bring this cake back.

 Rachel : Yes, I still want my daughter's picture, but on a bunny cake!

Okay. Not that you need it, but good-- God! ls that Chase Lassiter?

 Rachel : -He's straight, right? -Rach, if you weren't here wondering...

 Joey : ...if these guys were gay, l don't know if l could do this.

 Actress/olivia : -That kiss never happened. -Well, what about this one?

-You look real familiar. Have we--? -Shh! He's asking her a question.

Can you live the rest of your life never knowing what we could have been?

 Cameron : We were concerned for your safety, so we brought you to the hospital.

 Cameron : I didn't want you to have a bad shock while you're recovering from surgery.

 Cameron : Calm down. I need some help in here. Damn it, somebody get in here.

 Cuddy : Well done. Your patient called his lawyer, threatened to sue us,

Not any more you won't. His lawyer now holds his health care proxy.

 Cameron : I made the right call. If he had flipped out after major surgery,

 Cuddy : The benefit of being boss is that I don't have to argue.

 Wilson : I want to be understanding. It's your first day back...

 Susan : Well, fine, if everyone wants to make jokes about our problems,

 Sheldon : A man named Jesus convinced you to build a church in Africa.

Is that the old friend who almost got you killed a few years ago?

 Castle : Yeah! You're not going to find many shootouts around here.

 Castle : So, good seeing you, you should come back again sometime.

 Lowell : Pretty much. Most of the time. We have a kind of radar.

I could get a Brian. If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian.

 Ross : - Kind of inappropriate, don't you think? - Listen, I'm sorry.

 Benjamin : I just haven't seen her for so long, all these feelings are rushing back.

 Monica : - Is he gonna let you keep the painting? - No, he really hates it.

So you gotta pick your battles. But the good news is, Gladys is yours.

 Leonard : The world may have forgotten about Dance Dance Revolution,

 Castle : You know, you want the press to have a little taste of...

 Castle : - Because I let her read it before you? - I am the inspiration.

 Beckett : - Why didn't you just give it to me? - Why didn't you ask?

 Esposito : - Looking good, Detective Beckett. - How did you guys...

 Marshall : That is the first useful thing anyone's said to me tonight.

 Phoebe : Before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you.

 Monica : I was putting on my jacket and the thing and the lamp and it broke.

 Ross : Do you make the pizzas in one of those wood-burning ovens?

 Raj : the sound of the dishes squeaking, and following your own breath.

 Penny : Well, when you realized what it was, why didn't you stop?

 House : Five days are gonna fly by. He didn't look both ways before he nuked.

 House : Because I thought, maybe, you could do your job and just...

 Foreman : Start the donor brother on broad-spectrum antibiotics.

 House : Broad-spec will take at least a week to work. We need narrow-spec.

 House : Seventeen? That's, like, a 119 in human years. Why is he still alive?

 Foreman : We need to start testing. Stool samples for parasites, antibody tests...

 House : We start testing now, it's like looking for a needle in a haystack.

 House : We draw blood odds are we're just gonna come up with hay.

 House : We freeze him, we soak him, break down his immune system.

 House : Suddenly we're looking at some needle that a camel can pass through the eye of.

 Chase : Making him sicker risks spreading the infection all throughout his body.

 House : Once we know what the infection is, we'll know exactly how to treat it.

 Foreman : Go to the kid's house, check for sources of the infection.

 House : You think it's in the house. I know it's in the patient.

Then you get in a Russian Soyuz rocket which shoots you into a low earth orbit.

Or it just sits on the launch pad because the Kazakhi mafia sold the rocket fuel...

...when it was buiIt by the folks who brought you ChernobyI. Ha, ha.

 Leonard : ...and Howard's making that a reality. We're all very proud of you.

 Howard : I hope not too tired because I'm feeling particularly masculine right now.

 Stuart : Albino Bob couldn't make it, so I brought a substitute.

Not carrying a grudge because I beat you at that card tournament, are you?

 Sheldon : I don't know if Stuart told you what you're up against...

 Sheldon : ...but before you stands the co-captain of the East Texas Christian Youth...

That's it, "okay"? No name-calling? No squawking, no rending of garments?

 Kalvin : And as long as there's a gay bar around, I'm never lonely.

 Cameron : You haven't had a single visitor except for your dad.

 Cameron : Drugs are great, HIV freed you, your dad hates you, you're so happy.

 Cameron : You're not trying to have fun, you're trying to self-destruct.

I was like, "Why, God? Why? How can you take them away from me!"

 Joey : But then I thought back over all our memories together. Some happy memories.

 Joey : and has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity.

 Radford Hayes : Well, let me tell you, because I know them, I know how they think.

 Radford Hayes : because anything more would be an inconvenience to their self-serving,

 Radford Hayes : So why don't you do us all a favor and just accept the inevitable.

That's impressive. You said that whole thing without once moving your lips.

 House : Still clever, though. Studies have shown that raising kids

 Joe : I'm not just saying that because of how great your ass looks in those jeans.

 Joe : So, I think we should talk to Leading Lights about seminars and DVDs.

 Martha : The doctor just told me Richard will make a full recovery.

 Martha : Oh. And I was right there when Richard started to wake up.

 Foreman : As the new Dean of Medicine, I'd like to personally welcome

 Chase : And neither has the job, right? We still get to do crazy crap'?

 Chase : Has to base his decisions on what's best for the entire hospital.

 Foreman : To do that, I need to know what he's doing and planning.

 Taub : I'm glad you feel that way, because I do have a favor to ask.

 Taub : He said he understood completely and that I was fired, so...

 Taub : Since I have my kids for the next two days, I need a babysitter.

 House : What was he doing when his heart decided to do the mambo?

 [The Apartment - Robin/Gael/Marshall/Lily]Robin : I'm sorry this is all so weird.

 Leonard : Sheldon, I'm gonna get the surgery, it's no big deal.

 Esposito : As far as I can tell, she didn't have the 200 bucks to give.

 Beckett : but she also made her last three rent payments in cash, as well.

 Ryan : Who feels like watching a little bridal shop surveillance video?

 Ryan : Oh, he definitely knew her. According to the bridal shop owner,

 Ryan : Sophie told him she wasn't sure if she could go through with it.

 Esposito : But Teddy said, after all he'd done for her, she couldn't back out now.

 Castle : Now, I've heard of brides getting cold feet, but bridesmaids?

 Beckett : - Did he pay for the dress in cash? - Yeah. How'd you know?

 Beckett : didn't want a paper trail tying him to whatever Sophie was doing for him.

 Castle : And why was it so important for Sophie to go to Greg's wedding?

 Beckett : - We're trying to get to the truth. - By hauling in my uncle?

And yet he paid for her $ 700 dress and her plane ticket out here.

 Darius Langley : Well, if he was meeting someone, he didn't tell me.

 Darius Langley : He'd already left by the time I locked up at 8 : 00.

 Darius Langley : Two months. I'm an art student. I take night classes at Tisch.

 Darius Langley : Mr. Fink totally supported me being in school,

 Darius Langley : Nothing out of the ordinary. I can get you a contact list, if you like.

 Beckett : See if ballistics can run a match on any of the other shootings in the city.

 Ryan : Sure, but that's not the problem. We dug these two out of the wall

 Esposito : - So, our perp's not a sharpshooter. - But we've only found four bullets,

 Ryan : and there are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 shell casings on the ground.

 Ryan : Exactly. And not a drop of blood outside of the spatter from our vic here.

 Beckett : - So, there's no second victim. - So, where's the fifth bullet?

 Castle : - The bullet was made of ice. - Okay. Great. Yeah, send her up.

 Sheldon : There are several toxic chemicals that would be untraceable in an autopsy.

He'll sit down and it'll sound like he's flatulent even though he's not.

 Howard : I came to talk to Bernadette. She's working today, right?

 Gates : In their assessment, Stone is trapped with no good options

 Gates : Stone is playing this card to buy time, work up his nerve.

 Lanie : If they bust in, what'll keep Stone from blowing that vest?

 Blythe : Nothing serious. I just had a few moles removed yesterday.

 Blythe : Look, if Greg happens to get back early from the conference,

 Blythe : I'm staying at a hotel in town for the next three days.

 Blythe : Do you think that they would mind if I got a refill for the road?

 Adams : Not seeing any seizure activity in response to low frequency sounds.

 Taub : He actually convinced her to go for the whole relationship break thing.

 Raj : In one of the entries she said when we first met, I struck her as a little feminine.

 Howard : Listen to me, if she's writing about your relationship, use it to your advantage.

 Howard : Is it fair that girls like confident, normal guys more than nervous weirdos?

 Howard : So take what's in that blog and use it to get her pants off.

Why do you make everything filthy? Why couldn't you say the blog is like...

 House : It's the only part of the environment you didn't check.

 House : I need to know how much you used and how you prepared it.

 Thirteen : He's still alive. You want to avoid a murder charge, start talking fast.

 House : The apothecary's willing to testify that you're the only one he gave it to.

 Miles : I'm telling you, I didn't know. Why would I want to hurt William?

He's out while she's home getting the mastodon smell out of the carpet.

 Ross : Okay. Yes, it is. I'll catch up with you in the Ice Age.

 Chase : The only thing you've been asked to do is supervise House,

 Medicaid Guy : I look in vain for the words "erectile dysfunction"

 House : She also had low blood pressure, so nitro would be dangerous.

 House : Of course I do. The woman has a heart condition, she's on her own.

 House : A man can't nail his office assistant, it's national crisis time.

 Medicaid Guy : Are you seriously expecting us to foot the bill for off-label use of medication?

 Beckett : Please don't tell me you ambulance-chased this woman.

 Wendy Johnson : Probably because I grew up just loving that book.

 Beckett : Considering your husband's success, why was he working as a janitor?

 Beckett : Why did he break into Saint Mark's Church last night?

 Cameron : Could be meat with Trichinella. It would explain the high fever.

A guy who lives on take-out pizza does not buy three loaves of rye.

 House : Unless he cares about something a lot more than his diet.

 House : They came that fast because it's their behavior pattern.

 James : Thank you guys so much for helping us out with this stuff.

 Lily : It gives us a rare insight into the makings of Barney Stinson.

 James : He would hit it from the outside, hit it from the inside...

 James : Coach cut him from the team, mom fed him that so he'd feel better.

 Beckett : have them widen the search to any private jets flying out

 Beckett : You think you can reach out to your guys in Narcotics?

 Beckett : Look, you guys, I don't know who Castle thinks he knows,

 Beckett : but let's find his daughter before he does something stupid

 Castle : You're still working as an advisor to the Ministry of Defense, right?

 Gaston : Yes. But that gives me very little pull with the Police nationale.

 Castle : When you were advising me on those last few Derrick Storm novels,

 Castle : you mentioned a man that the French government would sometimes hire

 Gaston : they are not the kind of people you ever want to know.

 Castle : I want you to think about how it feels when you hug them.

 Castle : I admit, it's crazy. But it's the only story that matches all the facts.

 Ryan : Even if he is, it's still just a story. We don't have any proof.

 Chandler : Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get one card.

 Chandler : That one card could be worth $100, which brings your total to $1500.

Don't get excited, that won't happen unless you get the.. No way!

 Rachel : I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.

 Ross : And Enver swore he'd get even if it was the last thing he'd do.

 Beckett : Enver Kotta, convictions for armed robbery, assault and possession.

 Ryan : According to the case file, Logan's mom either had the bad sense

 Ryan : Logan's mom ended up getting seven years, while Enver did five.

 Beckett : Let me guess. Enver cut a deal, threw her under the bus.

 Ryan : Yep. And guess what else? Enver just got out on parole last month.

 Castle : So when he realized Logan was in town, he went looking for payback.

 Esposito : Hey. So it looks like Logan definitely had contact with this guy.

 Enver Kotta : Whatever happened to that kid, I had nothing to do with it.

 Beckett : Then where were you last night between 3 : 00 and 4 : 00 a.m.?

That same witness said that when Logan left, you followed him out.

Penelope's card key was used to enter the building at 11 : 30 p.m.

 Castle : Scott threatened to expose George's illegal smear campaign.

 Beckett : But you know, guys, just because Keller didn't follow Scott home

 Castle : it would have to have been after Scott showed up and threatened him.

 Brad : If Lindsey was operating an entrapment scam for any of her clients,

 Esposito : and grab copies of Lindsey's files and phone records?

Yeah. Sure, Sarge. want me to get you a cup of coffee, too, while I'm at it?

 Barbara : She was under anesthesia for the biopsy. If she lost oxygen...

 Foreman : It's ascending fast. She can hardly extend her leg now.

 Cameron : At this rate, it'll be up to her lungs in a matter of days.

 Kripke : Come on, they have birthday parties here. Little kids climb this.

A small amount of incontinence just now, but the website said that's to be expected.

I feel like an inverse tangent function that's approaching an asymptote.

 Esposito : Well, we have a witness that saw you in Val's apartment last night, Freddie.

 Freddie : Yes, I went over there, but only because she begged me to.

 Freddie : all she did was accuse me of sending her some package.

 Freddie : She kept asking me if I believed in the power of evil.

 Castle : that Val asked him if he believed in the power of evil

 Esposito : No, but they were looking for evidence of the murder, not mail.

 Beckett : She knew that that package was coming from her killer.

 Sheldon : reaching out to my mother, but she was in Bible study.

 Sheldon : and after a while Siri started repeating her answers.

 Bernadette : Well, why don't you look at this as an opportunity?

 Wilson : Fibrous tissue, enlarged spleen, fever... Could mean autoimmune.

 Wilson : Autoimmune diseases aren't passed along in bone marrow.

 House : Lupus and BehÃ§et's are our best bet. Do an ANA and pathergy test.

Uh-huh, and has the obvious advantage of making us right all along.

 Foreman : The family has one kid with leukemia and one with autoimmune.

 Foreman : National Marrow Registry came up with four out of six donors.

 House : Six out of six is two better than four out of six, right?

 House : but since it means that he's gonna get Graft-Versus-Host Disease,

 House : the marrow will attack his body, and he'll die a painful death.

 Scott : Is this autoimmune better or worse than the new heart valve?

 Cameron : It depends on which autoimmune it is. With early detection, most are manageable.

 Burke : Mama, I know she seems disinterested in the wedding planning,

 Cooper : We won't know the paternity until after Lisa delivers.

The fact is Lisa's at risk of having a life-threatening hemorrhage

 Addison : If you do go into preterm labor, you'll have a C-section.

 Addison : They'll monitor it and control it so that they have a better chance

 Sheldon : but touching Scotch tape gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Yeah, I was feel much better when someone shaked Jacks medal in my face.

 Ross : Don't be silly. Ben loves you. He's just being Mr. Cranky Pants.

And judging by the number of natural disasters, not to God either.

 Wilson : You're not killing your rape baby because of a philosophy.

 House : The problem with exceptions to rules is the line-drawing.

Joey says you don't like his hat, but I think it's kind of dashing.

 Ross : What do you do when the bride says she doesn't want the wedding at all?

 House : There's only two good reasons not to be terrified in a hospital.

 House : You're delusional, but then you're not afraid of contrast material either,

 House : or you know you're fine. Since we haven't told you you're fine,

'Cause either way, I don't think we should waste any time on denials.

 Rachel : Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats?

 Beckett : You didn't catch anything? Ethnicity? Age? Weight? Height?

 Beckett : Who just happens to be in the alley when Faris is committing a felony.

 House : Why do people say that with such pleasure? It's very hurtful, you know.

 Thirteen : It means the patient gets to keep being nice. Why does that offend you?

 Kutner : which means the stroke and everything else wasn't caused...

You have a friendly demeanor but you sometimes get too involved.

 House : You relate well to your peers and patients and you complete tasks in a timely manner.

 House : Plenty of other conditions can cause debilitating niceness.

 Sheldon : Well, I never told you about my brother's kidney stone.

 Sheldon : Although it did take her six years to finish high school,

 Sheldon : Oh, no, thank you, I don't want to be an inconvenience.

I mean, there's still that mystery woman that followed Lance from the SRO.

 Tory : I didn't get anywhere with the earrings. They're too common.

 Tory : Yes, by isolating the ear and running it against the mugshot database.

 Tory : The computer analyzed thousands of images and finally found a match.

 Castle : It's her costume. They took her right from the set of her movie.

 Leonard : You and I had talked about going to brunch on Sunday...

 Amy : I'll check my underpants. I'm so excited, I think I peed.

 Howard : you'd have to stay home to lower the food down to her in the pit.

 Joey : Now, the mastodon is from the semi-late Jurassic Period.

 Sheldon : Well, you're an excellent neuroscientist, you're a wonderful girlfriend...

 3. Winds up jack-in-the-box until it pops out. Sheldon : There he is.

 5. Knocks over first of intricate domino pattern Sheldon : Don't stop. Yes, keep going.

 5. Knocks over first of intricate domino pattern Sheldon : Just like that. Almost there. Almost there.

When I watch you do a scene, I'm thinking, "Boy, she is a great actress."

 Stacy : She has trouble with these situations, feels personally responsible.

 Stacy : Lisa cares. It's why she drives you nuts. 'Cause it's not just a puzzle to her.

 Stacy : I'm just saying, take it easy on her. You owe her that.

 House : I see from the chart that Dr. Foreman prescribed medicine, not a miracle.

 House : On the theory that you didn't trust him because he's black.

Well, I'm gonna prescribe the same medicine and see if you fill it this time.

That's your new job, day or night. She starts crying, l need you here.

Yes, well, being a failed scientist doesn't pay quite as well as you might think.

 Webber : - You got a problem with that, O'Malley? - Oh, uh, no, sir.

A buddy of mine in 4451, Lloyd Mackie. Give him whatever he needs.

 George : I don't know if you've listened to the surgeon general lately,

 Mr Mackie : Sweetheart, I've been at the top of the list for...

 Monica : No, wait. I think I can figure out the recipe from this cookie.

 Penny : So I hear you and the lost boys are having a bachelor party tonight.

 Leonard : Yeah. Just going to a restaurant, get some steaks, Scotch. Nothing to worry about.

 Leonard : It's a bachelor party. There could be strippers. Wouldn't that make you jealous?

...is avoid eye contact and maybe offer to help her kid with his homework.

 Leonard : Under the right conditions, l am capable ofjust really crazy stuff.

 Penny : Really? What is the craziest thing you've ever done with a woman?

 Leonard : There was a really strong undertow. We could've died.

 Leonard : You know, there's nothing wrong helping some woman's kid get through their SATs.

 Castle : We compare her DNA to his, we can prove he's Jerry Tyson.

 Castle : And living in White Plains. Her name is Gretchen Cutler.

 Beckett : knowing that some of what was said about Jerry is untrue.

 Chandler : One more thing. I was so pissed at you that night, I wanted to get back at you.

There's only one logical explanation : Somewhere in the desert...

 Sheldon : ...where the women in our lives can finally appreciate great literature.

 Leonard : If we vaporize Penny, I'll never find a girlfriend that pretty again.

 GPS : President Eisenhower signed the Federal Aid Highway Act...

Say, can you name the four state capitals that are not served by the Interstate System?

 Taub : It's a hospital. There are lots of doctors that can take care of him.

 House : with a pretty wife and adoring students and a baby on the way.

 House : Would it make a difference? Because I could knock her up.

 Burns : Some of the contestants spent more than that in travel expenses.

 Castle : Could these symbols mean something else? Something dangerous?

 Burns : dating as far back as the 1700s, which is why I used them.

It'd be "enshrined in the city." The letter was part of the game.

 Burns : We had it hand-written on parchment, one for each contestant.

 Castle : But Rose is real. He had a penchant for clues and ciphers.

 Burns : And the fact that he was a Freemason and a friend of George Washington's

 Burns : So I drew from his writings and the rest I pulled from Freemason history.

 Burns : I don't see how any of this would lead to someone's death.

You'll have to check with the event-planning company, Games Ultra.

 Castle : Can't believe all this time, it was all just make-believe.

 Beckett : Castle, you didn't really believe that this was gonna lead

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home to wallow in what is perhaps

 Castle : the most disappointing day of my crime-solving career.

 House : in which case, you might want to tell him to turn around.

 House : You're here because you like this, you like working with him.

 Cuddy : Wow, if only I'd known I was having fun, I wouldn't have canceled the bouncy house.

 House : Unless you want to radiate her heart instead of her brain.

 House : Of course, then your problems would actually all go away.

 Foreman : Thanks. I'm not beating myself up enough already over this.

 House : You gotta be ready for losing to be one of the possibilities.

 Foreman : I knew that giving her the drug would be bad for me if I got caught.

 Leonard : What it is is a cacophonous assault of eucalyptus, bayberry, cinnamon and vanilla.

 Leonard : It's as if my head were trapped in the pajamas of a sultan.

 Raj : Sheldon, if you don't like this stuff, let's just go next door and build her a bear.

 Sheldon : Let's say for a moment that I accept the bath-item-gift hypothesis.

 Sheldon : I now lay the following conundrum at your feet. Which size?

...but all l wanted to do was have dinner with my friends on my birthday.

And you are all so late, and you didn't even have the courtesy to call.

 Addison : The only thing I want you to do is sit at that fetal monitor

 Richard : Everyone knows the rules. We move as rapidly as possible.

 Richard : Don't worry about finishing repairs. Crisis management, just get it done.

 Richard : Once she reaches the triangle, we stop. No exceptions.

 Cristina : Blood stops clotting, her muscles produce acid and her organs get cold.

 Rachel : I don't really have a choice. I can look at the bright side.

 Chandler : Some girl just walked up to me and said, "I want you, Dennis"...

A woman stuck her tongue down my throat. I'm not even listening to you.

Oh, it's gonna take more than a bullet to put me down for the long dirt nap.

 Decker : We caught Danny's killer, but Lucky Jack Flanagan's still free.

 Penny : Oh, it's no problem, Amy and Sheldon were just telling us

 Phoebe : I have a date with this diplomat I met while giving free massages...

 Phoebe : ...outside the U.N. And... I don't know where his country is.

 Sheldon : It's at this point that you'll wanna start taking notes.

 Sheldon : And it is there in ancient Greece that our story begins.

 Penny : -Ancient Greece? -Ah. If you have questions, raise your hand.

 Sheldon : You've finished your shopping at the local market or agora.

This is the beginning of a 2600-year journey we're going to take together...

 Sheldon : ...from the ancient Greeks through Isaac Newton to Niels Bohr...

 Monica : -When did you stop sucking? -l never sucked. l just didn't want you...

Also known as half of 16, a quarter of 32, two to the third power.

 House : that the hospital administrator dresses like a trollop?

 Gabe : My wife was in the bedroom, she had taken a sleeping pill.

What about your wife's side of the family? Any history of seizures there?

 Wilson : You have to give him something he values more than honor.

 House : His company's lost one third of its value since he was admitted.

 House : It's not insider trading. Just betting on myself to solve the case.

 House : I'll buy options instead of shares. More risk, but more upside.

 Adams : Spend more hours with them, you'll treat them more humanely.

 House : And this time, a land war in Russia will be a good idea.

I gotta tell you. We've gotta stop beating ourselves up like this.

 Raj : We're all here tonight because we have no one to be with.

We gotta stop defining our self-worth by whether or not we're in a relationship.

Would you please stop joking around? I'm trying to figure this out.

 Receptionist : -Sorry. Everyone is booked. -That woman can't know l work here.

 Phoebe : ...that this is an evil, bloodsucking corporate machine.

 Ross : Look, if you don't know what the word ''acrimonious'' means, just don't use it.

Right. She's just so much smarter than all the girls l've ever dated.

 Joey : Ordinarily, I would love to, but I am just swamped right now.

Where are the pictures that that creepy pretzel vendor took of us together?

I didn't take these, okay? I didn't even know my camera had a zoom lens.

 Ross : With the tree in the middle and the skaters and the snow.

Every year, I say I'm gonna send out holiday cards and I never do it.

 Rachel : Ross, it is 100 degrees outside. For the first time in weeks, I am..

 Howard : Ah. Well, then, we'll probably need to talk about your stuffed-bear collection.

 Sheldon : There's one beloved children's book I'll never read again.

 Phoebe : - Yeah, yeah, he talked to her, but she got on the plane anyway.

 Joey : My New Year's resolution is to learn how to play guitar.

 Foreman : Let's not get ahead of ourselves, you might not even be on the real drug.

 Thirteen : Several patients have shown improvement. I know my test results have been better.

 House : Only the ones that might involve stopping the patient's heart.

 Esposito : Got the printout. Ron Bigby. He's a floor trader at Goldman.

 Becket : you can ask as often as you like. The answer's not gonna change.

He's the new Willy Loman. Okay? Everyman victim of an apathetic world.

 Beckett : Mr. Bigby, it's come to our attention that you recently obtained employment

 Ron Bigby : He remembered a story I told one night at the table.

You know, small stakes, right, but a good way to blow off steam.

 Ron Bigby : But then when he got laid off, it stopped being a game.

 Ron Bigby : He started betting to make up his paycheck, but the stakes were too low.

 Ron Bigby : Yeah, Triads. He did fine for a bit, you know, but luck's a fickle bitch.

 Beckett : And I'm sorry I couldn't make him cry like a little girl.

 Mayor : No matter how down he gets, he always manages to rise from the dead.

 Castle : because Swanstrom was in jail and Susan Mailer was dead, right?

 Castle : But what if Susan Mailer didn't die in that explosion? What if she's still alive?

 Esposito : Well, then, she would've been badly burned and would've needed care.

 Ryan : And no one matching her description ever checked into area hospitals.

 Eleanor : Please don't think less of me. I did what I had to do to survive.

 Castle : If we're gonna road-trip, I'm gonna have to pee first.

 Post Office Clerk : - I've never seen her before. - Are you positive?

 Ted : - Don't know that, either. - Well, does she have any hobbies?

 Ted : Yes, she's exactly the kind of person who would have hobbies.

 Marshall : Dude, you don't know anything about the woman you're marrying.

 Ted : - What? You're crazy! I know plenty. - What color are her eyes?

 Lily : I thought you called me over here to uncuff you from your sex swing again,

 Barney : I caught feelings bad. I used protection and everything.

Barney, you don't catch feelings, you just have them. And they're good.

 Mike : - Why do you keep looking at the screen? - I'm not. I'm praying.

 Announcer : Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the scoreboard.

 Leonard : But you made me order it because you were "too well-known"

 Claire : We can still get together without it meaning anything.

 Amy : Really? You know what it's like to have date night ruined

- End title CO2's starting to go up. - Heart's starting to beat.

 Derek : O'Malley, I just sliced my friend's chest open, give me a moment.

 Colin : That's very well handled, Dr. Shepherd. Very impressive indeed.

 Colin : and manually aspirate right in the middle of his procedure.

 Burke : You think I crack people's heads open just 'cause I think I can?

 Burke : - you were showboating. - Are you out of your mind? I was...

 Joey : He's done tons of commercials. I've seen him in Sugar Smacks, PlayStation...

 Ross : He's not gonna get this one. Ben is way cuter than that kid.

 Kim : So it's down to these two. Nancy, I know you like this one.

 Castle : Dean Feller, meet Captain Beckett of the 12th Precinct.

 Castle : I can't recall if I saw other things on bodies with gruesome chest wounds.

 Castle : But I can't help it if my path crosses with yours while I'm teaching here.

 Beckett : Castle, I asked for time. Why can't you give me that?

 Feller : but I really need to know why there are police on my campus.

as well as a discreet room to interview his teachers and friends.

You know what? If he's gonna break up with me, maybe I won't water them.

 Chandler : If he's gonna break up with you, maybe Joey and I should do it...

You're kind of losing it here. This is becoming a weird obsession.

 Beckett : The temptation is going to be to remain stoic in the face of adversity,

Trust me, I have been at the edge of that map, and monsters lie there.

 Chambers : We should all aspire to be a guardian ofjustice like he was.

 Steve Takata : Let us track down the son of a bitch who did this.

 Beckett : Well, Officer Decker already volunteered her services

 Decker : And frankly, I didn't become a cop to get in touch with my feelings.

 Decker : And I can't wait to start putting them in prison, where they belong.

 Ortiz : Ten of the recruits were off campus at the time of Bardot's murder.

 Leonard : This was just you and me hanging out with guys who didn't show up...

 Sheldon : You once had Leonard and me get your television from your ex-boyfriend.

 Penny : I'm telling you, that girl is a user, skating through life on her looks...

 House : I assume from the silence that Chase has had a Brazilian.

 Chase : Another question is, could the paraesthesia be caused by an STD?

 House : I gather from the silence that either you all agree with Chase

 House : In either case, test for HIV and do an MRI to rule out tumors.

 Bracken : I don't know what this is about but I am not interested in playing games.

 Esposito : Put that phone away or I'm gonna break your frigging arm.

 Castle : Look, you make that call, you're labeling her an assassin.

 Raj : Have you guys seen this feature that lets you talk to Siri

 imitates Koothrappali : Hey, Siri, show me pictures of naked grandma butts.

 Sheldon : I have an extra ticket to the annual Thanksgiving lunch buffet

 Bernadette : at the soup kitchen, feeding food to the homeless.

 Mr. Park : I went by Neurology. The secretary said you were on leave.

Chelation is making it worse, which means we were wrong about lead.

 Foreman : If you're right, calcium channel blocker should relax the artery.

 Adams : The Army's leaning on Foreman to make sure this is done by the book.

 Kevin Mccann : Amir and I had words. No law against that, right?

 Kevin Mccann : In this cab. Driving a drunk bond trader to the Upper West. Why?

 Kevin Mccann : He was flashing a roll that could choke a horse.

 Beckett : Wait, was he known for carrying around that much money?

 Kevin Mccann : Look, are we done here? Because my meter's running.

 Beckett : It's Esposito. He needs us back at the crime scene, ASAP.

Remember Leeman Jones said that some other dude messed with the cab?

 Esposito : They ripped out the hard drives with all the video data.

 Wilson : You're going to Cuddy's, you're gonna ring her doorbell,

 Wilson : and you're gonna ask her out on a date, like regular people do.

 Cameron : I know it sucks, but I need to test your stomach again.

I'm gonna try to get you on your back and have you open your mouth.

 House : I'm calling the lawyer. Genuine emergency, he'll okay admission.

 House : Hi, sorry to wake you. Your introvert is having a heart attack.

 Cameron : House, if we don't restart his heart... He can survive 15 minutes

 House : on oxygen and CPR. We can get him to the hospital in five.

We think you're a horrible person, and bad things should happen to you.

 Cross : And if I don't stop it, a lot more people are gonna die.

 Castle : He was shot at Coney Island, under the roller coaster.

 Cross : Say you need to meet and I'll be back here within 30 minutes.

 Cross : Now, keep your mouth shut and let's try not to get us both killed.

 Beckett : Yes, one mystery solved, only it's led us to a few new ones.

 Boyd : You think he hasn't heard your prayers, but he heard them all,

 Boyd : Lord, I call on you to relieve the suffering of your daughter...

 Chase : He's just had a complex partial seizure. He's disoriented.

 Chase : - He doesn't know what he's doing. - Well, get him back to his room. Now.

 Cameron : Him singing and healing, he does it all the time, doesn't he?

 Chase : The repetition, the lack of affect and awareness. It was a seizure.

 Cameron : Could be Wilson's or maybe it's a glycogen storage disease.

 House : We could ask our patient to ask God or we could MRI his brain.

Why the hell do you let an unstable patient wander the hallways?

Joey, l gotta tell you, l have been thinking all day about that scene you did.

 Joey : You know, the writing was good. And the director's good.

-l can't believe you married him. -Well, what choice did l have?

 Joey/drake : So, what about us? Everything we feel for each other?

It's older than that. Ross was actually conceived right near this tuxedo.

 House : I have to tell her that she's wrong because no one else will.

 House : She obviously can't butterfly and cover the low corners.

 Sheldon : How can you sleep? I'm not done making you feel better.

 Sheldon : I still have to put a cold rag on your head, sing to you...

 Ross : I wanted to finish talking to you about spring vacation.

And I just don't want us to move too fast or put too much pressure on us.

So I'm sorry, I just don't think we should go away together yet.

I just wanted to tell you that I'm going to Florida for a couple weeks.

 Stage Director : Gary Collins is the host. You'll be answering the phone.

- Actually, I came to speak to Mrs. Davis. - And I'm a little busy right now.

 Sheldon : But I came to file a complaint. Somebody has made me feel uncomfortable...

 Sheldon : ...in the workplace by using language of an inappropriate and sexual nature.

 Sheldon : Now, be a dear and get me one of those complaint forms.

 Sheldon : Thanks to you, I know better than to ask if you're menstruating.

 Sheldon : It has been pointed out to me that some of the things I said to you...

 Robin : Well, that's because you're going about this all wrong.

 Donnelly : One in the case here, the other I sold to a collector Wednesday night.

 Donnelly : I didn't get the numbers, but they were North Carolina plates.

 Beckett : everyone that was issued a purple pass to see if they can ID our Creaver.

 Beckett : I mean, they're the sworn enemies of the Nebula 9 crew.

 Santino : which is why I can't believe she just left rehearsal at 11 : 00

 Jeanine : The producers don't like us to leave the studio on show day.

 Esposito : You don't. Not since you put that ring on your finger.

 Paul Morton : I've never seen her happier than these past couple months.

-Ross, can l talk to you in private? -Sure, you wanna go upstairs, or...?

l think that's a great idea. lt'll be like the Pilgrims bringing the lndians syphilis.

But she has nowhere else to go, and she's my sister. She's Emma's aunt.

-And l would like them to bond. -l don't want them bonding too much.

Ross, she may need one. We're just gonna have to make our peace with that!

 Cameron : I think about that dance class that we took, for our wedding.

 Leonard : When you were telling Kevin about your acting career...

 Leonard : ...did you mention your long-running role as waitress...

 Leonard : Well, but what if this was a potential breakthrough for him?

 House : Yet, what you claim to be fascinated by is her honesty.

 Thirteen : And then you screw with people who actually live by it. Pathetic.

 House : You're protecting her because you're jealous she did what you couldn't.

 Jane : Why can't we just give her those? Why do we have to lie to her?

 House : Those medications take a long time to work, and since your mom's condition's declining,

 House : there's a chance the drugs won't tell us anything until it's too late.

 House : Protecting her child from bad news that she can't do anything about.

- ...with lettuce and Swiss on whole wheat. - What'd they give you?

 Sheldon : Turkey and roast beef with Swiss and lettuce on whole wheat.

 Sheldon : In a proper sandwich, the cheese is adjacent to the bread...

 Sheldon : They might as well have dragged this thing through a car wash.

 Leonard : Some guy is auctioning off a miniature time-machine prop...

 Raj : Boy, Sophie could have used a time machine in that movie.

 House : So, your closest colleagues died 2 ,000 years ago, that must be it.

 House : Not that you have no friends because, say, you're a miserable bastard.

 House : There'll be nausea, pain, no company as soon as I get myself out of here.

 House : I can unlock the regulator, you can put yourself into a narcotic haze,

 House : You think Odysseus would lie whimpering like a loser in a hospital bed?

 Thirteen : Seriously. Doesn't matter what I tell him, he smiles, tells me he supports me,

 Cameron : Obese man with lung cancer. Two easy explanations for his heart failure.

 Mother : What's going on? I'm giving you a shot at a cool result.

 Cameron : Run the test. Find out if you have a chance to save Eddie.

 Eddie : But how come I was getting better without the medicine?

 House : Three months of treatment, you'll be back to your buff, chiseled self.

- So how's everything with you and Leonard? - I don't know. It's still kind of weird.

 Penny : We haven't really recovered since he proposed to me in the middle of sex.

 Sheldon : Leonard, where do you stand on the anthropic principle?

- Interesting question. On the one hand... - You don't even know what it is, do you?

 Sheldon : ...that if we wish to explain why our universe exists the way it does...

 Beckett : How does all of that add up to someone poisoning Whitney?

 Sheldon : I play my Endless Serpent, Raj will play Ecstatic Frenzy...

 Sheldon : ...which means Larry will have to play Chaos Overlord.

Did that guy just say, "Revenge is a dish best served cold," in Klingon?

Soon he'll be able to call you, "that lady he knew that got fired."

Why, is he? He is, isn't he? He's dating that slut in marketing.

 Rachel : - Did those cost reports come in? - I filled them out last night.

 Beckett : I'm sorry, would you mind if I made a telephone call?

 Beckett : I was just having Ryan and Esposito run something down for me.

 Castle : I was thinking the exact same thing, it's probably a front for something.

Okay, so they're going to dig up everything they can on the owner.

 Beckett : What about in the past couple of days? Anything unusual?

 Ryan : of half a dozen African Gray Parrots, four baboon spiders

 Alexis Castle : So there'll be time to hit the beach while we're in LA, right?

No, we're here to learn about my missing time, not work on your tan.

The restaurant I was in is not gonna be open for another few hours.

 Castle : 'Cause this is going to be home base, and you're going to be running it

 Hayley : Until we get more information, we have to proceed with caution.

 Castle : There are worse places to be trapped than a five-star hotel with room service.

 Bellboy : Messenger dropped that off for you a few minutes ago.

 Castle : Rumor has it, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was a secret member.

 Castle : Don't be so pessimistic. I think I handled myself pretty well.

 Castle : And you know what that means, don't you? It means you owe me.

Intake sent you up here? Yeah, my wife's contractions are less than...

 Cuddy : The maternity ward is temporarily closed. We have to leave?

 House : Three sick babies, and a fourth showing early symptoms.

 Foreman : B.P.'s plummeting. They're barely able to keep systolic up.

- At this rate, they could be dead in a day. - Where did this come from?

 Cameron : Two delivery rooms, four different maternity rooms. No common personnel and no common equipment.

 House : That would be the difference between an epidemic and a coincidence.

 Cuddy : I'm putting a team together. We're gonna start swabbing.

 Foreman : What's she gonna swab? Every respirator, sink, vent, drain in the entire hospital?

 House : It's worse than that, We don't even know it's a needle we're looking for.

Then why'd you let her go do it? - Because the hospital is her baby, and her baby's sick.

This is serious. I've never known you to pay for any kind of "capade."

 Phoebe : Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley.

 Monica : -What? You slept with Jason? -You had already broken up.

Anyway, the valentine T om left in your locker was really from me!

 Lanie Parish : Based on the entry wound, I'd say a small caliber handgun.

 Esposito : The manager says that the place is only about 40% occupied.

 Castle : So either the killer was with him, or the victim let him in.

 Beckett : It looks like he took a bottle of water from this mini-fridge,

I don't know. I checked his phone. There was no indication of a meeting.

 Esposito : - in the hours leading up to his death. - Hey. SIGHS 

 Kevin Ryan : I found the desk clerk who checked in Justin Marquette.

 Jane : No, all our rooms are identical. That's why it was so strange.

 Jane : which means he's never been a guest at any Best Traveler hotel.

 Leonard : You fixate on some crazy idea and then blow it way out of proportion.

 Leonard : How about when you put GPS trackers in your garbage...

 Leonard : ...because you were convinced North Korean spies were stealing your doodles.

 Leonard : The chicken nuggets you were sure were human nuggets.

 Leonard : The strangely-shaped cloud that was following you around town.

 Sheldon : I said name one. You really need to work on your listening skills.

 Sheldon : You need to remove that chair from the building. It's a heaIth hazard.

 Penny : I took off the slipcovers, had them dry-cleaned and fumigated the cushions.

 Sheldon : - Based on the content... - I couldn't be less interested.

- Don't you want to know what's in it? - Lf I did, I would've opened it years ago.

 Sheldon : Can I bring this box of extra shirt buttons to sort on the ride?

When I first met Howard, he'd pull his scrotum out of his shorts and say : 

It's kind of weird how grown up he is now. Happily married, throwing dinner parties.

 Penny : Really? You couldn't just say that? You had to tell the scrotum story?

 Penny : It was a nice change of pace, not eating takeout around a coffee table.

 Wilson : If you have the money, then why did you need the loan?

 House : Hey, it's 5 grand. You've got nothing to be ashamed of.

 House : So, what do you say? One little phone call, one big check?

 Wilson : and either tell Mommy and Daddy you don't wanna see them,

 Wilson : ever since I told you you looked good unshaved a year ago.

 Castle : Let me know when I'm being charming. Let me know when I'm annoying her.

 Castle : Only I'm thinking more like a secret hand gesture so she doesn't...

 Mia : Listen, you're actually fairly inoffensive on an odor level,

Boy, we gotta get you into a better office. Something more suited to your status.

- You don't have to go to trouble. - How about von Gerlach's old office?

 Howard : ...the day he started showing up at work in his bathrobe.

He gets a new office, I can't get paper towels in the men's room?

Let me ask you, what do you think the business of this place is?

 Sheldon : Yes, but you didn't portray her as completely irrational.

Maybe we should've asked if we could go dancing with her and her girlfriend.

 Sheldon : I assure you that cutting a dumpling in thirds is child's play...

 Sheldon : ...compared with three men each attempting to dance with 67 percent of a woman.

 Seth : and all of them said that Jane was an angel. Am I right?

 Seth : That's because when I asked her where the coke came from,

 Beckett : Most of them are legit, but some of them are a fro for the Chinese mob.

 Seth : When it comes to education, Clifford Lee is old-school Chinese.

 Sheldon : I was on your side when someone stole your car radio.

 Sheldon : Fine, if that's what it takes to go on their dumb trip.

 Amy : Maybe you could try apologizing because you actually feel bad.

 Beckett : he called you from his club and told you to meet him.

 Beckett : I think he came after you and threatened to destroy you,

 Beckett : - and that's why you killed him. - It's a hell of a story, kids.

 Fox : when the Cuban government was sending away people every day?

 Beckett : The blood that we found on the driver's side floor mat in your car.

 Castle : As much as you tried to clean those $5,000 pair of shoes

 Fox : Hello, Cynthia. Call my lawyer. You tell him he's about to earn

 Beckett : Robert Fox, you're under arrest for the murder of Cano Vega.

 Beckett : and then decide whether she wants to apply for citizenship or not.

Well, I can't imagine her staying when her last bit of family is gone.

 Izzie : I'm telling you, this confession thing, it really works.

 Izzie : - So you don't have to keep avoiding me. - Until this blows over, I do.

 George : When Meredith and I... eventually, it blew over. It passed.

 Caroline : Our daughter has leukemia and needs a bone marrow transplant.

 Izzie : Through these double doors, second set of elevators on the...

 Izzie : I'm so sorry about your daughter, but Seattle Grace has one of the best

 Izzie : bone marrow transplant centers in the country. I can take you up there myself.

 Dustin : We're Dustin and Caroline Klein. We're Hannah's parents.

 Taub : I love them. I don't care if one of them isn't biologically mine.

...you'd have turned one of those little wedding chairs into kindling.

 Castle : Well, maybe next time you'll think twice about being cheating cheaters.

 Beckett : Hey, guys. So Tech couldn't get us a better look at the attacker's face,

 Martha : Well, you should kiss that girl while you're both young.

 Martha : - Oh. It's from Chet. Isn't it romantic? - Chet sent you a dead flower?

 Martha : It is the most romantic thing that anyone has ever done for me.

Wait a minute. This is not the same cat. This cat's only this big.

 Castle : First your mom and her colleagues, then Raglan, then McCallister.

 Castle : That's not going to be enough to stop Lockwood, you know that.

 Castle : I've been working with you for three years, you know me.

 Castle : I'm the guy who says we can move that rubber tree plant,

 Castle : but you know what, Beckett? I don't think we're gonna win this.

 Beckett : Castle, they killed my mother. What do you want me to do here?

 Castle : at least think about how that's going to affect the people that love you.

 Castle : You really want to put your dad through that? And what about Josh?

 Castle : Well, of course I don't want anything to happen to you.

 Castle : We nearly die frozen in each other's arms, but we never talk about it.

 Castle : You know what? This isn't about your mother's case anymore.

 Jones : Lazarus agreed to meet with you if you agree to an assignment.

 Principal Silva : Either way, these children shouldn't be subjected to endless questions.

So, basically, we are looking for someone who won't intimidate them.

 Principal Silva : Okay. But where would we find someone like that?

 Beckett : Thank you, Mrs. Ruiz, for letting Castle spend time in your classroom.

 Mrs. Ruiz : Have you ever been in a room with 20 second-graders, Mr. Castle?

 Castle : I appreciate your concern, Leslie. May I call you Leslie?

 Frank Jr. : What do I do when the third one runs at me with his bike helmet on?

 Frank Jr. : Oh, no, no, no, I can't say it. It's too horrible. No.

 Phoebe : Because I didn't have those triplets so you could run out on them.

 Frank Jr. : ...was thinking that, you know, maybe you could take one.

Oh, no, it's gonna be named after some snack or baked good, isn't it?

 Rachel : -Well, tell us, what are they? -Okay. If it's a boy, it's Daniel.

Do you have any other totally perfect names that you're not gonna use?

I'm sorry if I upset you. I didn't want to invade your privacy...

the guys have her on a treadmill running a methacholine challenge.

 Thirteen : I know. Did you talk about whether this lung field looks a little dark?

 Kutner : The treadmill test isn't gonna close her airway, it'll make her lungs explode.

But do l want that house in Connecticut near the good schools...

 Phoebe : Oh, my God, load up the Volvo, l want to be a soccer mom.

 Phoebe : We haven't even moved in yet, and they have us picking out china patterns.

 Castle : And when I say great, I mean, after the last few weeks it was...

 Hayley : So you did tell them that your anniversary was cut short

 Hayley : to come in this morning in order to hack Beckett's cell phone

but something is going on with Beckett, and I'm worried about her.

 Raj : ...the only way to feel better about Penny going out with other guys...

 Howard : If you want, I can turn you on to this great new dating site I found.

 Sheldon : All right, let me restate that. It's very heavy and I don't want to.

 House : and you're trying to convince yourself that you're overreacting.

 Foreman : We're not blowing up his heart because we've ruled out his heart.

 Foreman : MRI and transesophageal echo reveal no swelling, no masses,

 House : If we don't rip it, the damage from the infection will.

And the pick up at the mail drop in Vivien's building is 6 : 00 p.m.

 Beckett : Time enough for the killer to have written it and mailed it

 Beckett : To keep us spinning wild theories and chasing after men dressed in black

She says it's possible her mother would type a letter and not sign it,

 Esposito : She wouldn't want anybody selling her mistakes on the Internet.

 Beckett : But we still can't prove that Vivien actually wrote the letter.

 Beckett : Yeah, the guy with the missing wife and the blonde girlfriend named Amber?

 Ryan : only after he agreed to wear an anklet with a tracking device.

 Beckett : The GPS readout puts Steve at Vivien's address Monday afternoon.

 Beckett : So, Vivien finishes with Paula and Marina Casillas at 2 : 00.

Dr. Wharton to the research lab. Dr. Wharton to the research lab.

 House : The good news is, the heart rate thing is not connected to her condition.

Well, then she's dying, 'cause the meningitis treatment isn't helping her. She's getting worse.

 Foreman : Jerk. Probably couldn't get to his real gun fast enough.

 Beckett : I'll even slip into that Valentine's Day gift you got me.

 Cameron : She knows she wants you. You were the first person she spoke to about this.

 House : The fact that I was in the wrong place at the wrong time

 House : should be trumped by the fact that I'm useless at this.

 Howard : I slept in a hole I dug in the ground with my bare hands.

 Howard : And at some point during the night, an armadillo crawled in...

l just pulled my turtleneck up over my head and waited for death.

 Howard : ...that just wants to keep on living, heh-heh, no matter what the cost.

 Taub : and it's not gonna work. If you'll excuse me, I have a...

 House : You have a tight schedule of nose jobs and tummy tucks.

 Taub : Yes, I do nose jobs, just like the guy who came here after a car crash,

 Taub : Antibiotics wouldn't work if his sinuses were infected and clogged,

 Taub : if there was a pocket of bacteria his blood vessels couldn't reach.

 Thirteen : Then there's nothing to talk about. I don't want to work for him.

 Foreman : You're a great doctor. House is right to want you in the mix.

 Thirteen : You saying this because you still have feelings for me

 Foreman : I don't want our work life to have anything to do with our personal life.

 Joey : You were my girlfriend. We were doing the crossword puzzle.

Or it could mean you saw Chandler and me being close and stuff...

 Cameron : His father is down that hallway through those double doors.

 Cameron : this could be Michael's only chance to meet his father.

 House : Well, that obviously didn't come from her, but fair enough.

 House : Gosh, the great thing about the teacher-student relationship

 House : If only she'd been molested. Then we'd have something to go on.

- So there's a tumor in her heart. - Not a chance! Give me that.

 Wilson : We've got an MRI and an echo of her heart. There's nothing there.

 House : Give me one other explanation for low oxygen saturation.

 Wilson : I can't. There's only one condition that simultaneously affects

- the heart and brain, but she... - Perfect, let's go with that.

 Wilson : Tuberous sclerosis in a kid that also has alveolar rhabdomyosarcoma?

 Kate Beckett : So, I figured, why not do my paperwork from home with my husband?

 Beckett : Well, we could work for a bit, and then, maybe, take a nap.

 Castle : Well, for once in the relationship, I'm the one getting the call.

 Beckett : It's fine. It's not like I don't leave at a moment's notice

 Beckett : 'Cause if you're going to your office, then I'm going to mine.

 Eva : Really? Come on, Richard Rodgers, you really don't remember me?

I should've realized the vasectomy and condoms was overkill, but this was too obvious to miss.

Ofcourse, since both you and your husband have brown eyes... - Where'd you get that?

is that while your husband will find you attractive no matter what,

all the other men you're sleeping with might not be so open-minded.

You got nothing to worry about. They'll pretty much have sex with anyone : 

- It's okay. Open with a joke, you'll be fine. - Okay, joke. Okay.

 Leonard : The physicist then does some calculations and he says : 

"I have a solution, but it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum."

 Leonard : So in conclusion, the data show that at temperatures approaching absolute zero...

 Leonard : ...the moment of inertia changes and the solid becomes a supersolid...

 House : Which means you're no longer motivated to come up with good ideas.

 Wilson : What're you driving up to Middletown for? Why do you care?

 Wilson : Used to belong to a guitarist who died in a motorcycle accident.

Your crash was 10 miles from the Orange County Progressive Pain Clinic.

 Wilson : If you're going to another state to get more narcotics...

 House : Let her know about the extra money you're making on the lecture circuit,

 Taub : I performed Euripides with sock puppets, you just missed it.

 Kutner : If you don't exercise it, it'll atrophy, just like anything else.

 Kutner : Whoever's with him needs to talk, keep his mind active.

 Ramon : I don't want no charity! I don't wanna be house-sitting.

 Ramon : Plenty of people around you to help you spend it, though.

 Gates : We're getting a full confession, thanks to you in large part.

 Gates : Don't be a stranger, Agent Beckett. Drop by and see us sometime.

 Wright : Svetlana, this is your opportunity to honor Charlie's memory.

 Wright : You have unprecedented access to Anton Renkov and his organization.

 Svetlana : Do you know what they will do to me when they learn of this?

My baby's going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?

Why not just jump out of an airplane or burn each other with matches?

 Taub : You think cancer would present and kill her in three days?

 Chase : We'll remove the tumor surgically and hopefully the biopsy reveals it's benign.

 House : I would be urging you to make a stupid, stubborn decision

 House : that blows up your life and leaves you lonely and miserable.

 Alexis : He knows I know he called, but if I call back right away,

 Alexis : then clearly I'm admitting I was waiting for his call.

 Castle : Maybe they're top CIA agents targeted for termination.

 Castle : I bet I figure out how they're connected before you do.

 Cristina : and you're behaving like the only reason she's in this hospital is to die.

 Derek : "Probably" because I can't get it all. Ninety-nine percent, but not all of it.

 Derek : Jorge, you stand a good chance of losing your memories,

 Derek : - of losing who you are. - [Sona] Is there any other way?

 Derek : The alternative is gamma or cyberknife treatment with focus radiation.

 Derek : There's little chance of memory loss or him losing himself,

 Chase : Cuddy wants to get her an MRI to rule out a spinal lesion.

 Cameron : Glue inhalation. Would explain why she hasn't admitted it.

 House : She's deprived of human contact. She gets herself a backdoor man.

Or in her case, a side-window boy. What else has she been deprived of?

 House : The boyfriend brings the hot beef. He also brings a side dish, botulism.

 House : don't you think I would have gotten off at the next stop?

 Thirteen : Not if the next stop was at a 90-degree angle into an SUV.

 Taub : TPP has all the confirmed symptoms. There's no downside to testing.

 Bus Driver : How many more bagels do I have to eat for this to work?

 Thirteen : High carbs plus exercise is the quickest way to confirm TPP.

 Bus Driver : I've been on this for half an hour. I'm not gonna collapse again.

 House : no, I am not there, and yes, you are completely predictable.

 Kutner : because he's been on a treadmill for the last thirty minutes.

 Chad : I roamed the streets, night after night, looking for him.

 Gates : Perhaps what I shouldn't have done was place my faith in you, Detective.

Okay, let's put in a court order for the names of all of the people

 Castle : this might look like a grown man reading comic books, but...

 Beckett : Right now we just have to find a way to saw through these zip-ties

 Castle : I think we came up with a new move for our dance routine.

 Beckett : Yeah. Send a team up to those woods to comb for trace evidence.

 Chandler : Okay, you were right. I'm in love with Joey's girlfriend.

 Beckett : Did she mention that she was going to see anyone else?

 Lee : She didn't want me to get in touch with anyone from her old life.

 Beckett : These sources that you were talking to, did any of them want her dead?

 Beckett : I'm gonna need to see your interview notes and your manuscript.

 Lee : I'd like to be kept in the loop as the investigation proceeds.

 Castle : Whoa. You're gonna go through with it? But Cynthia's dead.

 Lee : just became a true crime story, which is kind of my forte.

 Beckett : but I have a whole list of writers who are hanging around, looking for favors.

 Beckett cont'd : So, thank you very much, though, for cooperating.

 Lee : It's a pretty sweet gig you've scored for yourself, Mr. Castle.

-What happened to all of our money? -l'm not sure exactly what they did...

 Monica : With you doing the internship, we're spending more than we're bringing in.

Although it would be nice if the thing that you loved was finding gold.

We'll pay our bills late this month. Next month we'll cut back on a few things.

 Chandler : And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change.

Or, you slipped on ice at their house last month. Can we sue them?

 House : Tell the lab to release a Hep A culture to me. We'll see who's right.

 Cuddy : It's not an approved treatment and exposes us to liability.

 House puts The Interferon Syringe In Joe's Iv : There's no way I can let you do this.

 Masters : It's proper protocol for an unconventional treatment.

 Masters : But we shouldn't compromise patient care just to avoid lawsuits.

 Cuddy : What about the fact that we don't have any proof he actually has Hep C?

 Masters whispers To House : That is a perfectly valid objection.

 House to Cuddy : Don't listen to her. She doesn't even work for me.

 Cuddy : If you really think that this is the only way to cure him,

 Cuddy : Get me proof he has Hep C and then you can give him Hep A.

 House : Considering the fact that I'm about to do something unethical...

 Barney : It's a picture of you and me when we were little kids.

 Loretta : We went kayaking, and you two rescued the mayor's dog

 Loretta : asked for your picture so the city could make statues of you both.

 Sheldon : But it's still no reason to have your feet in my spot.

 Burke : I'm down 10 units of blood, and I haven't even flipped her yet.

 Beckett : So Flanagan has a second mole in the police academy? who?

 Beckett : We found the police files that he hacked and then handed over to Flanagan.

If I have to be charming tomorrow, I'm not wasting it on you guys.

 Monica : Fine. Then you know what? I will just write about Phyllis.

 Bob : I missed you both so much, but I need to ask you a favor.

 Denise : All I care about right now is that my husband gets better.

 Rachel : I have got to get ready and go to a dinner at my boss's house.

I'm sure you'll make a great impression. "Hi, I'm Rachel Greene.

 Rachel : I will go to the hospital tomorrow. It'll still be broken then.

 Chandler : Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?

 House : looked like it was thrown by an old cripple. Kind of like this.

 Esme : You're young. I don't expect you to understand an old broad like me.

 Meredith : You can't have a relationship built on a lie. Can you?

 Esme : I've been with the love of my life for 60 years, and now I'm dying.

When Addy told me she was coming here, I had such a good feeling.

 Weiss : Here's to breast reconstruction, nipple reconstruction.

 Beckett : It's just that we're so close, Castle. I can feel it.

 Castle : Ryan and Esposito are all over this. You know that, right?

 Ryan : His lawyers are claiming that it's not him in that photo.

 Ryan : And since Vulcan doesn't have any vehicles registered to his name,

 Beckett : before he gets rid of all of the evidence of the murder.

 Ryan : Well, we would if we could, but the man has no paper trail.

 Ryan : We can't even figure out where he lives, let alone where he keeps that car.

 Esposito : And we can't make a move till we know where they are.

 Gates : is there something going on here that I should know about?

 Ryan : Sir, how much do you know about Beckett's mother's murder?

 Mandy Carson : I couldn't stand the thought of losing you again.

 Mandy Carson : The only way you're going back to jail is over my dead body.

 Mandy Carson : that is the most romantic thing I've ever heard, baby.

 Ryan : Bartender confirmed that he was shooting pool till close.

 Esposito : And we talked to our C.I. and there's no word of our victim

 Beckett : is how a stripper comes up with that kind of cash in such a hurry.

 Ryan : He never carried an account balance of more than a couple thousand dollars.

 Castle : Wait a minute. If Derek had an account with JLP Bank Corp,

 Castle : why was there a deposit slip from Rampart Federal in his car?

 Beckett : from Rampart Federal branches for the day that Derek paid Billy.

 Ryan : Derek had a card for Jesse Mandalay tucked inside one of his books.

 Montgomery : It's possible that Mandalay was the one that loaned Derek the money.

 Castle : Maybe Derek thought he was on a flexible payment plan.

 Nikki J : But I knew that was BS because Drew wasn't even invited.

 Hunt : She'd ring from the airport to say her flight was canceled.

 Nikki J : I told security to give her the boot and that was that.

 Biggie Slim : But a little off, you know what I'm talking about?

Mmm-hmm. And you got a third jack, and trip jacks beat trip nines.

 Castle : Just your first lesson. What do you say we call it a night?

 Alexis : Dad's teaching me the basics of No Limit Texas Hold 'Em.

That had to be pretty high voltage for him to get burns like that.

 Castle : Sure. You connect these leads directly into the ignition system,

 Beckett : either wanted to send a message or needed something from him.

 Beckett : So has anyone been in or out of the simulation recently?

 Ed : No one's been in or out since the astronauts entered six months ago.

 Thirteen : Her hand turned completely blue during the treadmill test.

 Thirteen : restored enough blood flow so she won't lose any fingers.

 Masters : Uh, why are you putting chicken footprints on the floor?

 Taub : Mercury poisoning is out. Red blood cells have normal morphology.

 Thirteen : Raynaud's. Vasospasm in the ulnar artery would explain the hand.

 Alexis : I don't know. Maybe because you're connected to my dad's missing time,

 Hayley : Believe me, you don't want to know. Neither does your father.

 Castle : This is the murder weapon. It's a prop from a movie that you wrote.

 Sheldon : Before you jump on Twitter to tout your modest accomplishment...

 Cuddy : trying to sober them up so they can help treat your dying patient.

 Cuddy : What causes lung failure plus your patient's previous symptoms?

 Amber : White blood cells accumulate, clog up the lungs, lead to heart problems. It fits.

 Thirteen : No, House ruled it out because it would affect the larynx. Patient would be

 Thirteen : Which we wouldn't notice in a deaf kid who rarely speaks.

 Thirteen : It's the safest way to confirm what's wrong with him.

 Beckett : You killed Jason Marks, and the blood in the car is gonna prove it.

 Simmons : Because now all that evidence has become fruit of the poisoned tree.

 Cristina : Oh, you can't let him go somewhere else. What are you?

 Cristina : Just average. He can get his surgery somewhere else.

 Bailey : Denny, in that case, I see no reason why you can't be up walking.

 Denny : - Music to my ears, Dr. Bailey. - Good. So, you have any questions?

 Bailey : No harm in waiting a few weeks if you have questions. If you're worried.

 Denny : It just so happens that yours is the advice I want to hear.

 Meredith : So, it's safe to say Dr. Bailey's advice is the one to follow.

 George to Meredith : Look at her belly. She's almost as wide as she is tall.

 Meredith : What do you think happens when people push babies out their vaginas?

 Alex : - See how much damage we can do. - Yeah, well, you would know.

 Izzie : We should all get together and get Bailey a Christmas gift for the baby.

- Listen, Tiny Tim, you can take your... - Secret Santa sounds great, Izzie.

 Carol : - Yes, and she's very supportive. - Okay, that's great.

 Farrah : You can go ahead and retake your seat with our apologies.

 Castle : you are going to be detained for traveling on a stolen passport.

 Castle : However, I had my friends in New York make some calls.

 Castle : the authorities here are going to allow you to travel to Syria

 Castle : I thought you said you didn't wanna be attached at the hip.

 Captain Edmunds : We're starting our final descent into London Heathrow.

 Captain Edmunds : Please take your seats. We'll have you on the ground shortly.

 Castle : Why is it I'm thinking the only relief Mr. Hixton's money provided

 Beckett : Did he threaten to go to the cops? Is that why you killed him?

 Logan Meech : I told you, I didn't kill him. I hadn't seen him in weeks.

 Beckett : That's funny, because I talked to your landlord, and he said

 Beckett : that he remembers clearly seeing Hixton at your place last night.

 Beckett : So either you start telling us the truth and playing ball,

 Beckett : or I call the DA and get them to draw up murder charges.

 Esposito : Couple of career criminals from Hixton's hometown in Florida.

 Meredith : - Cristina, would you like some? - I only made enough for three.

 Meredith : Enjoying your meal at the International House of Silence?

 Meredith : Someone has to be the first to speak. This is insane.

 Derek : I heard a crazy rumor today from one of the scrub nurses.

 Derek : - That Richard was retiring. - That's an interesting rumor.

 Cristina : He asked Burke. But Burke took himself out of the running

 Cristina : which apparently is my fault. For being part of the team.

 Chase : You two are just too nasty to each other not to have been nasty.

 Foreman : You ready to go, or you got some more stuff you wanna sniff?

 House : I'm glad you learned to take his impending death in stride.

It's a modified version of the speech I gave when I had to leave the swim team

So that Saturday, as Robin went off for her first day at her new job,

Instead, we're all gonna hang out here, and it's gonna be just as awesome.

Ted, this is pathetic. It's Saturday night. We should be out at a bar drinking alcohol.

Now I know that that sounds depressing, bordering on tragic, but it's just a fact!

 Monica : And what are you laughing at, Miss My-keg-sucking-boyfriend...

 Robin : I'm looking for a couple guys who came in here earlier.

If I didn't wake him up, I wouldn't have learned what caused the crash.

 House : Well, if he hadn't had the brain problem, he wouldn't have the burns.

 House : You can debate your personal responsibility after I leave.

 Doug : - He's the happiest kid I know. - But you don't know, do you?

 Emily : - He doesn't hide anything from us. - But if he was depressed?

 Castle : but there's nothing in there that's about anything heavier than pizza.

 Castle : Someone from that phone number. Just before he was killed.

She transfers the assets out of country into Swiss bank accounts

 Beckett : You had a lot of imaginary friends growing up, didn't you?

If you wanna know what the deal is, you're gonna have to ask him.

If Joey loses this audition, then that is it for Estelle. I don't care!

 Phoebe : Annie, you are a doll. What time can you see him? I need a pen. Pen!

 Chandler : Get the woman a pad! Get the woman a pad! A pad! A pad!

That's funny. Ugly Naked Guy's naked, but his dog's wearing a sweater.

 Marsha : That's fine, Matt. We were just going over the company's finances

 Beckett : We know why your husband was killed, and it started with your dog.

 Penny : Well, I don't think it's the kind of part that's good for my career.

 Leonard : But don't a lot of famous actors get their start doing bad movies?

 Raj : If she did, it would be amazing. That woman can do no wrong.

 Leonard : so if you think it's reasonable to turn down paid work

 Sheldon : We didn't get to tap the juicy vein that is Howard's.

But it's frowned upon, especially by the professor we saw last night : 

You don't want to get a reputation as "Professor McNails-his-students."

 Joey : Any reason I should leave a block of time open? Say, Thursday?

 Chase : It sucks that there was a stabbing, but you'll get over it.

 Chase : I get that you're scared and guilty. You're still a doctor.

My faith is shaken. I'm glad I have a new chair to get me through this.

 Joey : - How do you figure? - You broke a chair and you broke a chair.

 Rachel : ...and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half.

 Mrs Cooper : I thought it was our Indians that had the occasional alcohol problem.

 Sheldon : Oh, yes, born alone, die alone. It's a tragic human condition.

 Sheldon : ...she's about to make a pecan pie that'll be so good...

 Sheldon : ...I'll almost forget how she blew it with the fried chicken.

 Penny : Is he still wearing the Batman suit under the Man-Bat suit?

It's my fault, really, because the couch is where we keep the varnish.

 Monica : - You started this, you will finish it! - He started mine first!

 Mrs Green : If you didn't pour the coffee, no one would have anything to drink.

 Mrs Green : This is just so exciting! You know, I never worked.

 Mrs Green : I went straight from my father's house to the sorority house...

 Mrs Green : ...to my husband's house. I am just so proud of you!

We will have lunch, we will shopping, we will get nails done, whatever you want.

That's before the lousy face-lift. Now she looks like Soupy Sales.

 Barney : Every girl that I've slept with and all the horrible things

 Barney : Who would sleep with a girl and not even remember her.

 Sheldon : Being with Amy has awoken the sexual creature within.

 Sheldon : When I see a pretty gal walking down the street, I think,

Because if he admits he was in a fight, then he goes to the hole.

 House : That's why he'd lie to the guards. He's got no reason to lie to me.

 Adams : We share a traveling x-ray machine with two other clinics.

 Esposito : departing Teterboro to Brussels 18 hours after the girls were taken.

 Esposito : The plane was then designated a medical Angel Flight,

 Esposito : transporting two young women awaiting organ transplant

It's owned by one of those Russian oligarchs, Vladimir Abramovich.

 Beckett : What do you think, Castle? Look like someone we know?

 Beckett : Do you really want us to pull you out of here and put you in a lineup?

 Beckett : Before she worked in your apartment, she also worked at Bryant General.

 Castle : What exactly was the nature of your relationship with this woman?

All right, we're out of here. You're coming with us to the precinct.

You meet a nice class of people in a lineup. You'll be surprised.

 Dr. Talbot : Anyway, we crossed paths a couple times after that

- Uh, does he always do this? - Sometimes he brings a toy xylophone.

 Beckett : Castle, you've said that about every place we've been to so far.

 Castle : Yeah, but this time I mean it. The force is stronger with this one.

 Beckett : The problem is, it's private property. And I don't have a warrant.

 Castle : What if Stack just mentioned his name to send us on a wild-goose chase?

 Beckett : Seriously? I haven't gotten that Skynet thing out of your system yet?

 Castle : the emergence of a technological super-intelligence...

MARTHA : Oh! Richard, look at these beautiful antique chandeliers.

 Castle : When we spoke on the phone, I thought we were speaking of this fall.

 Castle : I don't want to waste any more time before we take the next step.

 Sophia : You'll have to give me a transplant, even without consent.

 Foreman : If I'm right, we can treat him tonight. He'll be back to his old self in the morning.

 Ryan : Looks like he had a fatal heart attack on December 13th, 1996.

 Castle : it's possible he didn't know Karl Von Eckland was dead.

 Ryan : His son, Oscar. Looks like he moved in after his father died.

 Oscar Von Ecklund : Yeah, it's creepy as all hell, but it's my dad's old stuff,

 Oscar Von Ecklund : I never had the heart to get rid of any of it.

 Castle : So you didn't follow in your father's religious footsteps?

 Oscar : So I make a little money on the side selling blessed crap to suckers.

 Castle : He wanted your father to anoint him with the oil for spiritual battle.

 Thirteen : Oh! Hello. I was wondering if there are any Business Class seats open

 Cab Driver : but I assumed I could trust you, welcomed you into my car.

 Thirteen : That's impossible, I confirmed my reservation last night.

 Thirteen : Well, obviously, it was a mistake on your end, not mine.

 Cameron : There's no visible mass, so even if the biopsy comes back positive,

 Cameron : Okay. I'll come up and help after I finish the biopsy.

 Castle : There has to be someone else involved in this conspiracy.

 Beckett : The only people that are close to him are in the ESL class.

 Castle : After all these years, I finally get to say "J'accuse."

 Castle : They're here to arrest you for the murder of Eddie Ramirez.

You knew each of their pressure points, which ones were illegal.

Then why are so many ofyour students in those private detention centers?

 Esposito : - No, you wouldn't. - No, I wouldn't have. I have a soul.

Then your nice gesture would be giving it to me at a reasonable price.

 Joey : We had some fun, we gambled, nobody tried to give anybody any money.

Okay, just to be clear, comedy with the plates will not be well-received.

You know, this is such a slap in the face. l mean, l'm your sister...

No, she was this dorky girl in school who followed Rachel around like a puppy--

 Beckett : I just wish this was one of your books, then you could rewrite the ending.

Well, if you could think of a better way to prove that she's an idiot, I'm all ears.

 Nick : She lives at her mom's now, on account that she lost her job.

 House : Belief implies a level of giving a crap that I'm never gonna achieve.

 House : It's not that I was trying to prove you're an idiot or anything'

 House : Just like lupus boy will be, when you start him on prednisone.

 Sheldon : Well, that's not much of an apology, but I'll take it.

 Raj : Somebody got the whole thing on their cell phone and put it on YouTube.

 Leonard : - It was not... You are a nutcase. - We'll see about that.

 Penny entering : ...why your Facebook page has a picture of me sleeping on your shoulder captioned : 

 Julia turns To Look At House : one spouse doesn't know about it.

 Julia turns To Look At House : when people tell each other the truth.

 Maya : I'm not saying I hate it. It just doesn't go with your eyes.

 Thirteen : And you don't have coffee with me three times a week.

 Thirteen : Fascinating. Last week that Cambodian lab tech was telling us

 Thirteen : you might want to stop hanging out by the dessert cart.

 Thirteen entering The Room : X-ray was clean. She doesn't have herpes colitis.

 Taub : which means it was just an intestinal blockage that passed.

 House : Absolutely, there's no need to find any underlying cause.

 Wilson : Oh, sure, that makes sense. She's just using the old sick husband routine...

 Wilson : The only reason she'd be anywhere near you is if she was desperate.

 House : was responding to the anti-inflammatories as you'd expect in a case of tendinitis.

 House : What if I told you the volleyball player had a sudden massive stroke?

 House : But that would make you interested, right? What if her T-4 came back low?

 House : It's not quite as interesting, but it has the benefit of being true.

 Talbot's Nurse : I know he had nothing to do with what happened to that lady.

 Talbot's Nurse : He kept a little apartment for her where they would meet.

 Talbot's Nurse : He gave me a key to the mailbox. He said he'd sent her a check.

 Talbot's Nurse : He'd felt bad about the way things had ended between them

 Talbot's Nurse : He told me to look for an envelope stamped "confidential,"

 Talbot's Nurse : with an address from New Jersey from his brokerage account.

 Talbot's Nurse : so no one would be able to put the two of them together, that's all.

 Castle : - You were helping him cover the affair. - It doesn't mean he killed her.

 Castle : When you told us he worked late at the office that day,

 Talbot's Nurse : He didn't stay late that night. He left at 6 : 00.

from a drug seeker in the clinic. Didn't get a chance to turn them in.

 Cuddy : I let you get away with more than anyone in this hospital.

 Chase : She dropped out of high school to make millions of dollars.

 Chase : than some crack whore shivering in the clinic waiting room?

 House : You think I have a conversion disorder? You want me to see a shrink?

Brilliant idea sending Stacy away. It's really done wonders for you.

 Wilson : that you've gone completely off the rails since she left.

 Cameron : Why does he need that? Because other people have that?

 Cameron : He's dismissing symptoms, looking for easy solutions. He's in pain.

 Cuddy : Telling him that he got his last case right won't do anything to help him.

 Cameron : - It'll make him less depressed. - Which might not help his leg.

 Cuddy : on his parietal thalamic area to see if it's sensing pain.

 Cuddy : If it is, the Ketamine isn't working any- more and he's headed for a huge crash.

 Sheldon-bot : For your convenience, I disassemble into four pieces.

Eddie told us he meant for to give us proper coterils to fettle it,

so aw fashhed Jedart Laa, like, but aw divvin ivvor mean it, man.

 Hayley : But he swears he didn't mean it. He's just really pissed off.

 Ryan : Do you know where he took your cab? Do you know if he was

 Ryan : He was blind drunk at a pub during our time-of-death window.

 Ryan : Wherever Eddie drove that cab, someone tried to kill him.

Wow. Sounds like our mild-mannered zoo worker rattled a few cages.

 Beckett : Wait... He was a cop? why are we just hearing about this now?

 Ryan : Why wouldn't Eddie want people to know he's a former police officer?

 Esposito : I thought that was strange, too, so I did a little digging.

 Esposito : Apparently there were rumors that Eddie was part of a corrupt police unit.

 Esposito : These guys were accused of extorting criminals, taking bribes...

 Vikram : Hey, so I've gone through the GPS on Alistair's gypsy cab.

 Vikram : Looks like Eddie only made one stop. A place called the Saldana Club.

 Derek : - God, why does this have to be so hard? - It's not hard.

 Izzie cold and sarcastic : Whatever. Don't make a big deal about it.

 Meredith sighs : - You don't think he's coming. - He might come.

 George to Izzie & Cristina : Want her doing tequila shots all night? I'll be the one cleaning up the vomit.

 George to Izzie & Cristina : Besides, I touched a heart today, Porny.

 House : It's actually more impressive that they're too busy to be here.

 Foreman : Don't you think you're being a bit premature predicting House's demise?

Yeah. This one is cute, that one is cute. They are all cute, they're kittens!

You know this is the big step for us, but I'm got feeling that will be OK.

 Jeffrey Cole : The patient's not possessed. She's dying. You can mock me tomorrow.

 Greg House : You know how many epileptics were tortured because they were possessed?

You either got to prescribe an exorcism, or admit to me that Smith was a horny fraud.

 Amber Volakis : Mushrooms weren't the only thing that got people stoned to death,

 Amber Volakis : jimsonweed, belladonna, mandrake root and moldy bread.

 Jeffrey Cole : like what's in that organic rye bread she's been eating.

 Amber Volakis : She kept asking for milk. Dairy products counteract the effects.

 "thirteen" : You think she knew what she had and was treating it?

 Amber Volakis : It's the stuff they make LSD from. The treatment you're on should...

 Foreman : - You cannot help him kill himself. - Of course I can,

 Chase : I'll draw cultures. Pneumonia. Should be bacteria in his blood.

- That's gonna take longer than 24h. - Not if I spin down the sample.

 Chase : Separate off the buffy coat, then gram stain for bacteria.

 House : Great, do an amylase, d-dimer, c-reactive peptide, get a urine,

 House : - And do a bone marrow biopsy. - All of that in 24 hours?

 House : Nah, whatever you don't get done, you can finish at the autopsy.

 Genevieve : I don't recognize you. And I've lived in this building for years.

Ms. Cross, your brother appears to come into a great deal of money

 Ryan : he called the cops on you over a dozen times in the past year.

 Amy : I'm glad to hear you say that because I'm having a wonderful time.

- Which side do you come down on? - I'll let you know after tonight.

 Howard : Can you believe grown men sit around and play with toy trains? Heh.

 Thirteen : Does this mean you have to tell them and take me off it?

 Foreman : I found out last week. The trial was getting positive results,

 Thirteen : I'll stop taking the drug and everything should be fine.

 Thirteen : I'll go give House the test results. You can tell the patient.

 Esposito : Uh, street cams weren't able to get our getaway car,

 Castle : Audio surveillance system designed to detect gun shots.

 Esposito : You know what? I'll just have to get, uh, experts to tell me what kind of make...

 Ryan : The son of the Finnish Ambassador has that very same car.

 Ryan : He also has a history of drug and assault charges, though, of course,

 Ryan : all those charges were dropped due to his diplomatic immunity.

 Beckett : Well, then, why did he go to you? Why didn't he go to a hospital?

 Body : Because as a scientist, he knew the limits of current therapy.

 Body : And he was familiar with my work, nanoparticle genetic therapy.

 Boyd : I did an MRI that showed that the tumor was still growing.

 Castle : Brain tumor. That's why Hamilton wanted to put his project online,

 Beckett : Yeah, I've got Esposito running down Boyd's alibi just in case.

 Stacy : It's not getting any better. If you were right, the pain would be subsiding.

 Stacy : If this were any other patient, what would you tell them to do?

 Stacy : You'd browbeat them until they made the choice you knew was right.

 Stacy : You'd shove it in their face that it's just a damn leg.

 Castle : Well, we just followed the trail of disappointment and deception.

 Izzie : Do you know how much it costs to have these linens laundered?

 Bailey : I swear on my life if I hear you say eight million dollars one more time...

 Izzie : - Like an actual free clinic patient? - Not me. My daughter.

 House : Thanks. We don't get to say it nearly enough. Start him on Lupron right away.

 House : These freaks are willing to defile themselves for mass entertainment.

 House : Well, we'll see in a minute. I'm just making them up now.

l may have also served some very questionable meat at the restaurant.

 Leonard : Everyone keep an eye on Howard in case he starts to swell up.

 Sheldon : Since it's not bee season, you can have my epinephrine.

 Raj : - Any chopsticks? - Don't need chopsticks, this is Thai food.

 Sheldon : Thailand has had the fork since the latter half of the 19th century.

They don't put the fork in their mouth, they use it to put the food on a spoon...

 Leonard : So you're coming home from work. That's great. How was work?

 Rachel : ...and you guys could go up to your old room and not make out.

 Cameron : Security checked the videotapes from all perimeter cameras.

 Foreman : I'll hit the research annex and work my way back to you.

 Convention Registrar : Welcome to the convention, Dr. Perlmutter.

 Phoebe : We hung out at Jordan's all day, and then we called a limo to go into the city.

 Jordan : Bruce let me play the first electric guitar he ever owned.

 Keener : Oh, it's not that much of a hike. My room's only six floors up.

Kids, in the fall of 2010, our friends Stuart and Claudia had a baby,

and Marshall and Lily were the first to visit the happy new parents.

 Stuart : We're trying, but it's tougher than you think. You see, I like "Tiffany."

I got it. How'bout we name the baby after you... "Frigid Shrew."

 Claudia : Then at least we know you'd hold her tight and never let her go!

 Stuart : Don't knock the vodka. Wouldn't have a kid without it.

 House : to handle a simple thing like an abortion without Mommy and Daddy's help.

 House : Some really big words that you've never heard before...

 Mr. Carroll : - Well, when can we take her home? - Uh, in a few days.

 House : She needs some minor surgery to remove the underlying cause...

 House : She has an abnormal growth in her abdomen. - What kind of surgery?

 Mr. Carroll : - Could you be a little more specific? - Actually, no.

 House : He's not gonna tell you your mom's an alcoholic without proof.

 House : I'm sure he scoped for varices, checked her esophagus, ran all kinds of blood tests.

 House : Doctors like this, they don't make assumptions. They do the work.

 Er Doc : I'd be happy to refer you the case, Dr. House. You seem so interested.

 Foreman : Oral contraceptives, smoking, diabetes, obesity. What's the point here?

A D.V.T. is a D.V.T. Put her on I.V. Heparin to prevent future clots.

 Foreman : - What's the big mystery? - Fine. You're all sleepy. You need a clue.

 House : She's 20 years too young to get a deep vein thrombosis.

I treated a 12-year-old girl once, a soccer player. She got kicked in the leg.

 House : There was no trauma. None of the risk factors. You took a history?

I have some notes. They're not mine, but reliable, I think, for the purposes of this discussion.

 House : As for the immobility, well, she's real active right now, ofcourse. Paranoia keeps her limber.

 House : And her kid wrote this, so it might be a little biased.

 House : Do we include schizophrenia in the differential for D. V.T.? - Well...

 Chase : I almost got you killed by bringing a scalpel into that room.

 Chase : I could feel better about that. You saved my life, too.

 Adams : So you're Zen about it, but won't let go of your anger toward House.

 Adams : I'm seeing a trauma counselor. I think you should, too.

 Chase : You're using an iPod, but I've never seen you use rosary beads.

 Moira : I know, one gospel says Passover, another says the day before.

 Chase : How many times did the cock crow before Peter's third denial?

 Chase : Why'? Because it's so strong even plain contradictions...

 Cristina : Throughout this hospital, people are dying while you give me crap about ASAP.

I just wish the baby would get well and go home and Thatcher would go with her.

 Cristina : Wrong would be if you wished the baby wouldn't get well.

 Meredith : - OK, good. Thanks. - You know, if you want to thank me,

 Mark : In case you've forgotten, you don't get the high horse this week, Addison.

 Ross : Face it. My father is not going to pay for the built-in barbecue.

 Ross : I go back there with lawn ornaments, he'll laugh in my face.

 Mrs. Waltham : This is ridiculous. I mean, we had an agreement.

 Sheldon : The leaving of a message is one half of a social contract...

 Sheldon : ...which is completed by the checking of the message.

 Sheldon : If that contract breaks down, then all social contracts break down.

Or the cherry-flavored soft drink from the makers of Mountain Dew?

 Howard : I was going over the schematics on my Zero-G Toilet...

but I realized that was a story about what to do when people pick on you.

 Rachel : This is not a marriage! This is the world's worst hangover!

 Rachel : Ross, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will.

 Raj : And plus you got a rapid prototyper. That's an expensive piece of equipment.

 Howard : Okay, one way to look at this is that I'm getting new equipment and you're not...

 Howard : But a better way to look at this is that I'm getting sex and you're not.

 Penny : That's three hours of picking out shoes just shot to hell.

- Are you planning on sitting here? - No, I'm going to the comic-book store.

 Sheldon : In an ever-changing world, it is a single point of consistency.

 Sheldon : ...on a four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system...

 Amy : Penny said she's not sure she wants to be Leonard's girlfriend anymore.

 Sheldon : ...why on earth would she guzzle a witch's brew of his soda and spit?

 Sheldon : All right, for the sake of argument, let's say that's true.

 House : Patient was pinned in his last three matches. Leading up to that he was 15-and-0.

 House : I figured his balance was off from diminished sensation.

 Thirteen : Cutting weight for wrestling could've led to rhabdomyolysis.

 House : What if it was caused by NF2 cancer, instead of his childhood meningitis?

 House : Or a by-product of the cancer suppressing his immune system.

 Taub : If you're right about NF2, his deafness may be reversible.

 Leonard : I've got someone here who might make you feel better.

 Leonard : Oh, it was a good one. He played poker with Sir Isaac...

 Sheldon : He's not just a middle child, he is the quintessential middle child.

 Sheldon : From a broken home, to boot. Psychologically speaking...

 Sheldon : ...the attention he gets by rebelling, even to the point of destruction...

 Sheldon : ...is more emotionally valuable than help he would get at rehab.

 House : Especially since from what I hear nothing black is tiny.

 Foreman : It's a miracle the parole board agreed to six months.

 Foreman : But whatever cases you have, you have to take them all.

 Penny : No. A bunch of us from work are going to Disneyland next Saturday...

 Penny : Well, he heard me making plans on the phone. Was I gonna say no?

 Leonard : All right, but let me know if you're gonna stuff him with junk food.

I don't wanna bring home a nice dinner for him and see it go to waste.

 Leonard : And don't let him go on Space Mountain after he eats.

He'll say he can handle it, but you'll end up with churro puke on your shoes.

 Leonard : He'll have nightmares, and I'll have to deal with it.

 Penny : -What's the problem with Goofy? -Wish I knew. He's fine with Pluto.

 Esposito : Looks like our victim, Arthur Felder, wasn't the most fuzziest of guys.

 Esposito : Couple of weeks ago, he shut down a chemical plant in Newark

 Esposito : they got quite a few death threats after they announced the closing.

 Castle : and ends up eating crow, or in this case poisoned squab.

 Beckett : and see if there's any connection between the poison and the plant.

 Beckett : In the meantime, why don't you guys go through the list

 Beckett : and see if anyone was in the vicinity of the restaurant.

 Lanie : Sorry, it's not a match for any of the chemicals manufactured by that plant.

 Lanie : but all I can say for sure is that it was some sort of paralyzing agent.

 Lanie : Speaking of paralyzing agent, can I just say, Eric Vaughn!

 Castle : I admit, all right, just as lesser men aspire to be me,

are we going to see him around here? Or is he at home tied to a bed?

 Castle : No. You only get to punish him at night. You punish me all day.

 Stacy : You go in, you offer to pay his medical bills, his wages,

 Chase : The medicine will thin the blood and help it to circulate.

 Chase : Depends how long it takes us to figure out what's going on.

 Alfredo : - My mother doesn't make enough. - I can work. I'm old enough.

 Chase : I promise we'll let you out of here as soon as we're able to.

 Chase : No. If this is a clotting problem, it could be very serious.

 Cameron : He's not clotting properly. It looks like a mild case of DIC.

 Steve Fuller : He was here doing a special about the house. You know, for his TV show.

 Steve : and when the phone rings about this place, odds are it's not a busted toilet.

 Steve : Not for years. It's hard getting tenants to stick around.

 Steve : So when this Sinclair guy called, I figured what the hell,

 Lanie Parish : Jugular, superior thyroid, common carotid, left and right.

But it shouldn't have. Some of it should have landed on the killer.

 Castle : maybe Mr. Sinclair finally met a wraith he couldn't wrangle.

 Mr. Humphrey : ...about the woman in this photo, whoever she is.

 Mr. Humphrey : And they're gonna lift up my legs and expose me to the world

 Mr. Humphrey : that I don't want the woman who's in that photo to witness...

 Cristina : - Did you check her liver panel? - They're not good.

 Cristina : I'm her cruise director, pushing her around all day.

 Cristina : The woman is circling the drain. We need to do something.

 Leonard : your stuff back into your account and then be on our way.

 Leonard : You're welcome to try, but the other day, it took you

 Bernadette : You do realize those weren't documentaries, right?

 Chase : He wanted to create change, instead he's just satisfying his own curiosity.

 Taub : All it took was showing up two minutes late and a $2 sign.

 Monica : - Hey, I sold that to Joey. - Yeah, well, I told him it's haunted.

 Rachel : - Two can play at this game. - Too late. You can't give it back.

"Don't leave town"? Don't you need probable cause for something like that?

 Beckett : Doorman told Esposito that this is the playground that all the nannies

 Castle : I'm talking about when I used to take my daughter to the park.

 Beckett : Exactly how many times have you been married, Castle?

 Castle : - Isn't that enough? How about you? - Me? No, never been.

 Castle : You'd be good at it. You're both controlling and disapproving.

I'm not an "if at first, you don't succeed" kind of a girl, Castle.

 Alexis : I know that he's an amazing violinist and a really great teacher.

 Alexis : Olga kept a tissue up her sleeve and smelled like hard candy.

 Alexis : - What's this about, Dad? - I just don't think that you realize

 Castle : I mean, how do you know that Dylan really goes to Juilliard?

Okay, I don't think we should take any more lessons from this guy

 Martha : You want her violin teacher to take a lie detector test?

 Castle : And I say no more lessons from this guy until we've got him checked out.

 Alexis : Who's as excited about music as I am. Why are you trying to ruin it?

 Martha : Look, the truth is Katherine is a bright, ambitious woman.

 Martha : when neither one of you know where the relationship is going.

 Martha : I mean, that is as bad as your not signing that check for Alexis' program.

 Martha : It took you, what, three years to tell her how you felt,

 Beckett : I didn't need him to. I just needed to see his eyes. It's him.

 Ryan : at his family's compound in Maine during Erika's murder.

-Look, l'll just give you this and go. -You bought me a present. Why?

 Gavin : Let me explain how birthday parties usually work. There are presents...

 Lydia : I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse and a helper guy.

 Lydia : -So did you see who won the game? -The Knicks by 10. They suck.

 House : In a very non-invasive, more annoying than traumatic...

 Castle : How was Mr. Mann acting recently? Did you notice anything unusual?

 Bobby's Producer : - Except yesterday. - What happened yesterday?

 Bobby's Producer : locked up in his office alone, and then the rest of the day

 Bobby's Producer : At one point, he asked me if I had heard anything.

 Bobby's Producer : And I said, "About what?" And he just shrugged it off.

 Beckett : Were you aware that he was on powerful antidepressants?

 Bobby's Producer : but when he went on them he had to quit drinking,

 Bobby's Producer : You don't think that's what killed him, do you?

 Hank : Waiting for him to walk through, like this is all one big publicity stunt.

 Castle : - The two of you were close, right? - Since before all this.

 Hank : What's this all about? I thought he died of a heart attack.

 Cameron : we need to map all the electrical activity in her heart.

 House : Swear to me on the Bible you'd do this if it was your kid.

To map the electrical pathways in a heart, we send electricity through each,

 Crandall : Because that's your default position, always has been.

Raised by a junkie, living on the streets, that tends to kick the sweetness out of you.

 Izzie interrupts standing up angry : What is wrong with you? Why do you have to be so... What is wrong with you?

I like your rack. I'd want them around if I could have them. Trust me, I would.

 Alex : But it wouldn't be the end of the world if you got rid of them.

Mrs. Snyder said I'd be lucky if I ever had that kind of passion with someone.

 Cristina : Are you kidding? That was the best date I've ever been on.

Even now, I believe that for the most part, love is about choices.

 Sarah Reed : - I guess now I know why. - Because we ID'd him as Sam Parker.

 Helen Parker : This is insane. Who is this woman? Sam would never...

 Beckett : Apparently there was more to it than just the affair, Mrs. Parker.

 Beckett : But from what we understand, he met Miss Reed at his office.

 Helen Parker : He'd been passed over for a promotion at his old firm.

 Helen Parker : There are not a lot of opportunities in green solutions,

 Helen Parker : so he took the job, even though it was in the city.

 Helen Parker : Green solutions, as in environmentally conscious?

 Helen Parker : How to reduce waste, save energy. It was a passion of his.

 Helen Parker : Well, all that working and commuting were running him ragged,

 Penny : You know what the worst part is? You're sitting here, perfectly happy

 Penny : I also said I was getting you water, but look at me still standing here.

 Penny : You know, I may be a bad waitress, but you are a bad person.

 Greg House : You have nephroptosis. Also known as "floating kidney. "

 Greg House : It's attached to a ceiling of intestines and blood vessels.

But your contractor, I think you know who he is, he hung it with a cheap chain.

She would have been lying down in surgery, too. They'd never have found it.

 Greg House : Then, tell Chase, to put the kidney back on the shelf.

 Greg House : I've decided you could do worse than a female proxy for me.

 James Wilson : So, you're going to acknowledge that people can change?

 Greg House : If you do change, can it be the part of you that chases me down halls

 James Wilson : And since you put the darkest possible construction on everything,

 Ben Prosner : That was her boyfriend you met outside the morgue.

 Greg House : She's on MAO inhibitors for depression. She's on the pill.

 Ben Prosner : What's going on here? What, are you saying this isn't Megan?

 Megan Bradberry : Since right before I began pretending I loved it.

She's the same size as Megan, the same build, the same hair color.

 Greg House : family members' identifications at accident scenes.

 Ben Prosner : I know her hair, I know her hands, I know her smell.

 Castle : Listen, if you don't like it when you see it, we can always...

 Castle : I bought Mother, Alexis and Pi an overnight yoga retreat.

 Beckett : Hey, I thought our flight was at 8 : 00 in the morning.

 Mccord : A part of me really admires you for the choice that you made,

 Mccord : maybe because I'd like to think there was a time that I would've done it.

 Mccord : Kate, you're one of the best agents I've ever worked with,

 House : because bowling isn't one of the two things guys do by themselves.

 Chase : Well, if people are incapable of being nice, why bother having the word?

 House : The existence of the word proves the existence of the concept.

 Chase : To screw up Wilson's relationship so you don't have to listen to me

 House : I wish the best for them, and their tragically deformed children.

 House : As long as I give it my best shot, I can hold my head high.

 Chase : She wasn't going to get rid of her, and I sure wasn't going to join them.

 Chase : I know it's not as exciting as an exploding birthday cake,

 Chase : but, hell, I don't want to hang out with her every night anyway.

 House : That's amazing. Cameron only has one insufferable friend?

 Leonard : Wait a minute, so the eye patch and the insults worked?

 Howard : No, there were three other guys with eye patches. It was a fiasco.

What did work was, "How'd you like to visit a secret government facility?"

You help me get the rover out, and you get Stephanie out before somebody notices.

 Sheldon : Really? They don't let strange women from honky-tonks...

...play with $200 million government projects on distant planets?

 Howard : Yes, I was bad. Maybe she'll spank me. Can we please move on?

Hey, Howard, it's getting late, so do I get to drive this thing or what?

 Esposito : Hang tight here. I'll follow him on foot, make sure we don't lose him.

Hey, bro. Yeah, I followed him down to the subway. I'm looking for him now.

 Esposito : No, I didn't lose him. I just don't have visual contact.

 Officer Marisa Aragon : and you're telling me you were not about to tag this subway car?

You're not in trouble, bro. But, uh, look, I'm just here to talk to you.

Have a seat right here, Mr. Bing, and Sonya will be right with you.

 Rachel : ...how great would you look walking down the aisle in this Donna Karan?

...I was lying in bed, imagining what it would be like to say yes.

- Well, trying to be, but it's so hard. - I know, tell me about it.

I've been here three months. All I've gotten is a couple commercials.

 Penny : Are you kidding? That's what you always do. Think harder.

 Sheldon : We order calzones, cut them open, eat them like pizza.

 Leonard : Let's go for a walk and see if we find a new restaurant.

 Charlie : -Wow, this place is beautiful! -Look at all these paleontologists!

l know. There are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow.

-My God, l can't believe you're here! -l think l've been recognized.

 Joey : -This happens all the time. -Dr. Geller? l am such a huge fan.

l've been following your career for years. l can't wait for your keynote speech.

 Ross : -Wow! This is very flattering. -l would love your autograph.

Sure. Sarah, l'd like you to introduce you to my colleague, Professor Wheeler.

 Jim : -Tell me a little bit about yourself. -Okay. I'm a masseuse.

 Phoebe : -And I used to work at this place.. -Do you like to party?

 Phoebe : -Yeah, I guess. A little. -Ain't no thing. I'm wild too.

 House : - Blocks made of gold? - Kids don't have to pick their own noses?

we need you to tell us when the urge to void becomes unbearable.

 Foreman : Sorry, can't make you feel better till we make you feel worse.

 Driscoll : The kids I work with at the camp are there because a judge sent them.

 Masters : I don't see why metaphorical pushing has to involve actual pushing.

 Masters [unconvinced] : You march them into the ground instead of knocking them there.

 Burke : Pressure's dropped to 60. She's bradying down! How much longer?

Poor guy, he just wanted to climb, and he ends up with an ax in his head.

If the group goes up, you move with the group. OK, drill, please.

Yeah, but the ax went in as they fell. So there'll be some tearing.

 Rachel : I get it. Smoke, chimney, chimney sweep. Very funny. Ha, ha.

 Taub : You're spending all this time and energy interviewing for a new one.

 House : a festering cesspool of bodily fluids and associated bacteria.

 House : Please don't quit. You're the only hooker I know who can tune a piano.

 House : If it's about the money, then I can up you to three nights a week.

 House looking At The Picture Closer : Well, you're happy. Yeah, you're happy,

 House looking At The Picture Closer : because he doesn't know about your employment history.

 House : If he accepted who you were, he would not be making you give up your career.

 House : Women need their own identities, their own livelihoods.

 House : Otherwise, why was I smoking all those 'Virginia Slims'?

 Foreman : You're an arrogant ass who makes it impossible for anyone to like him

 House : So while you guys were worrying about me, half this kid's brain died.

 House : The only solace you should take from this is the fact that it didn't.

Because you're a smart, old money trust-fund girl who took this job

 House : because your liberal ideology makes you want to make a difference,

 House : but you're already getting bored, and this is interesting.

 House : Which means you're smarter than our interactions would so far indicate.

 House : The only time you haven't looked bored in the three months since you've been here

 Apple : You want to do a colonoscopy on a healthy four-year-old?

 House : It's a fatal brain or heart or lung or liver or pancreas ache.

 O'shea : I'm not gonna scare the hell out of the poor kid's mom

 Thirteen : because of a long-shot corollary to a long-shot theory.

 House : Fine. Tell her the truth. Then ask if Daddy knows who the real daddy is.

 House : So your skin absorbs a little dye, the odd chemical here and there.

Judging by the self-importance of your strut, you have identified the chemical in question.

 Foreman : - Chi's parents said yes, but... - Mighty Mom said no.

Well, she's gonna feel like a million bucks when Chi lives and her son dies.

Send Cameron. She's the only one of you who's managed to talk her into anything.

Not this time. Matt's mom won't make a move until she gets that opinion from the C.D.C.

 Rachel : -and this basket is beautiful. -It's actually a bassinet.

In what film would you hear this line : "We don't need no stinking badges!"

 Chandler : -Treasure of the Sierra Madre! -Correct! Backwards Bonus.

 Foreman : you may never be able to breathe on your own again, you may never...

 Foreman : but people have adapted to living with all kinds of neurological deficits.

 Kutner : Hey, at least we can promise you it won't get any worse.

 House : Your assistant said that you were out of the hospital taking a walk.

 House : You never take a walk unless you got something you need to think about.

 Wilson : Maybe you just don't have a good statistical sampling of my walks.

 House : The other thing you do when you need to think is you come to my office.

 House : Apparently, this is something you can only discuss with Gonzalez at New York Mercy.

 Wilson : Taub. Another graduate of the House School of Being a Dick.

 Wilson : Look, I'd love to stay for the full inquisition, but I need some hot coffee.

 House : Once you get outside, the cold would have reminded you.

 Girl #1 : I made a pact with god to stay a virgin till I'm married.

 Barney : You want to postpone knowing anything about each other

 Beckett : - Mr. Singer... - I don't care if he didn't believe me.

 Bryon : And believe me, I was pretty shocked to see them together.

 Bryon : I even lent him some of my equipment so he could spy on them himself.

 Amy : including scientific inquiry, making my research ipso facto

 George : and by the fourth round, my hand went numb. The gun slipped.

 House : It's funny how nearly shooting your toe off cured that speech impediment.

 George : Progressives are reenactors who strive for complete authenticity.

 George : We only really started talking again because of the reenactments.

 Callie : People understand getting hit more than what my mom does.

 House : - It's not a legal issue. - Are you being intentionally dense?

You should at least wait until she actually gives a medical reason.

 Stacy : If I were to somehow find out that you two were in disagreement

 Stacy : My client being the two of you. So, guys, I'm a little busy here.

 Stacy : Why don't we pick this conversation up in half an hour? Okay?

 Cuddy : All of his symptoms are caused by his underlying problem

 Foreman : If you start to experience any nausea, disorientation,

 Taub : We can stop. There's obviously nothing wrong with his inner ear.

So maybe you don't get her a ring. Maybe you do something different.

Not necessary. I found a service that'll send a van to your house for a teeth cleaning.

 Sheldon : ...but the fellow on the phone seemed to have an open mind.

 Leonard : All right, Sheldon, if you need me to take you to the dentist, I will take you.

 Sheldon : Are you suggesting that you've come to your senses...

...and wish to reestablish the benefits that stem from the Roommate Agreement?

Absolutely. If you admit you're a 30-year-old man incapable of functioning on his own.

 Sheldon : I will admit nothing of the sort. And now, if you'll excuse me...

 Sheldon : ...I have to call my dentist and see if I can get my hair shampooed and nails clipped.

 House : That whooshing sound is the air being let out of his ego.

 Foreman : You are such an ass, House. You could've made the same point without

Taub, it's your turn to find a young doctor who's actually excited to have this job.

It means that it's a stricture in the ducts themselves. Caroli syndrome.

 House, Via Speakerphone : So make teeny tiny incisions with a really small scalpel.

 Wilson : Unlike you, I'm not having sex with Cuddy, so I actually can leave.

The capitated structure should allow you to hold down inflation.

 Eli : The guy who mows my lawn makes more than my kid's teacher.

 Eli : Hell, the two guys whose lunch you interrupted could get fired,

 Eli : their severance would be more than most of their employees make in a lifetime.

 Ted : - How old would you say that kid is? - Four years, three months.

 Ted : Which means Jessica got pregnant five years ago, right around the time

 Ted : - she and Robin stopped being friends. - Of course. Robin hates kids.

The last thing she would wanna do is hang out with some little brat.

 Raj : ...or Green Goblin, Matt Murdock, Pepper Potts, Victor von Doom.

 Leonard : -Oh, hey, buddy. How'd it go? -You know very well how it went.

 Sheldon : -I was found guilty and fined $533. -I'm gonna write you a check for that.

 Penny : As long as you promise to put it in your drawer and never cash it like the others.

 Sheldon : I also now have three points on a driver's license I do not yet possess...

How many times must I touch you on the arm before you ask me on a date?

 Sheldon : to figure out why the two of us can't play three-person chess.

 Raj : I, uh, I guess you're probably wondering what's got me down.

 Sheldon : How do you think people would feel about Prince Joey--

 Leonard : How come scientists don't win free stuff like salespeople do?

 Sheldon : I also say don't contradict me in front of my friends,

 Foreman : The kid's in a tough situation. You do what you gotta do to survive.

 Chase : Feeding alcohol to an alcoholic is not a survival technique.

 Chase : I'm rich. I couldn't possibly understand what this kid is going through.

 Chase : Just because you're drinking pricier stuff doesn't mean you don't have a problem.

 House : It's the epiphyseal plate, otherwise known as the "growth plate". What's wrong with it?

 House : If you know how to read it, it can tell you how old someone really is.

 House : That way you won't need your crazy mom to help you buy vodka.

 Luke : Now, when I bring my mom home, is there anything I need to know about taking care of her?

If Child Welfare let kids get away with that, they wouldn't need those nice foster homes,

 Foreman : We could do that, or we could do something productive.

"Well done"? Is that what you think he wants, a pat on the head?

 House : Wow! Well, either Foreman's way stronger than he thinks he is or...

 Sheldon : And we all think that you can do better than Koothrappali.

 Sheldon : and all the times that I'll offend you in the future,

 Sheldon : But I'm sure you'll all have a better time without me.

Someone who's your best friend but also can make your toes curl.

 Phoebe : I'm sorry it wasn't one of those movies with guns and bombs...

 Sheldon : Amazing Spider-Man, Ultimate Spider-Man, Spectacular Spider-Man...

 Sheldon : ...The Marvelous Adventures of Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2099?

LEONARD : Don't worry. They're more scared of you than you are of them.

 Sheldon : Yeah, provided he has already read Infinite Crisis and 52...

 Sheldon : ...and is familiar with the reestablishment of the DC Multiverse.

 House : Plus, there's no lie this time, just a bait and switch.

 Chase : This isn't Cuddy. Your Jedi mind tricks won't work here.

 House : Going behind your back works better when you're not facing us.

So let's look at all the owners of '68 Chargers in the metro area.

 Jenny Ryan : The appointment at Dr. Rosenberg's office is in 20 minutes.

 Beckett : Sounds like you're not the only one keeping secrets, Castle.

 House : And the clock runs until lunch. If I'm right, he'll still be alive.

 Wilson : I'm not Pablo Escobar's evil henchman cruising into Miami in a Cigarette boat.

 Wilson : I'm a physician who prescribed Vicodin to a pain patient.

 Lawyer : This police report you faxed me says they found 600 pills in his apartment.

 Wilson : He's in chronic pain. This is obviously an abuse of power.

 Lawyer : Which is really unfortunate, because you're pretending to be you.

 Lawyer : Yeah, divorce lawyers usually know the ins and outs of drug enforcement.

 Wilson : Thanks. Usually people feel helpless in these situations.

 Lawyer : You keep on lying for him, you'll go right along with him.

 Chase : House was on this page when he got that annoying "I'm such a genius" look.

 2 [female, Russian Accent.] : Why don't we just ask the patient for the key?

 18 [male, Black, Young.] : We spend a half an hour cleaning the car. Big deal.

 24 : We all went to med school so we wouldn't have to do an honest day's labor.

 24 : If we did, we'd be one of the ones drawing blood or checking for toxins.

 Wilson : Most people who think as much of themselves as you do like to talk about themselves.

 House : Most people don't like to listen. So, what's wrong with you?

 Santa : It's one thing to have to go to the bathroom every hour,

 Santa : Can't you put me back on 5-A.S.A.? Maybe it'll work this time. Not likely.

 House : I'm giving you a prescription. It's cheap, which is good,

 Foreman : No, no trauma, but he does have frontal lobe disinhibition.

 House : Whereas our guy became a different person after chardonnay.

 House : Go stick a scope up Phineas' nose and see what you find.

Daddy, I'm always going to win if you keep telling me what your cards are.

 Nick : It's a little creepy. Should I want a doctor who's excited about how sick I am?

 Taub : I can assure you that we are completely unexcited about that.

 Helen : You still want me to send her psychological profile to Personnel?

 Esposito : It wasn't packed with nails, ball-bearings or anything else.

 Beckett : That is weird. Bombers usually add projectiles to maximize damage.

 Beckett : So what was it triggered by? A cell phone? Trip wire?

 Esposito : A remote. Probably rigged from a garage door opener.

And I bet you will find that garage remote in Bobby's apartment.

 Ryan : In fact, one of those cell phones belonged to Andrew Haynes.

 Beckett : Why didn't you just tell me the truth from the start?

And what? Admit to a cop that likes you for murder that I'm a thief?

 Joey : As soon as it stops raining, we have got to go snorkeling.

Some kid told me about this sea turtle. lf you blow bubbles in his face...

l'm sorry, l can't. l'm running a discussion group all afternoon.

Don't worry about it. lt was fine. l had the best time with Rachel.

l just felt bad for you, stuck in that room working on Ross' speech.

 Sheldon : You never saw what jumped out at me at the bus station.

 Barney : Uh, if there were any shame in a dude getting a pedicure,

 Past Leonard : You might be an expert on theoretical physics and science fiction programs...

 Past Leonard : ...and where to sit on a freaking couch, but this is applied physics.

 Past Howard : -What's happening? -A bad thing. A very bad thing.

 Leonard : Not only did Sheldon save my life, he didn't rat me out to the landlord.

 Chase : Normally not dangerous, almost everyone has them, but sometimes...

 House : Unless it's a multiple cyst with connections to other organs.

 Thirteen : And also, we inject bubbles into the cyst and follow where they drift.

If they end up in her other organs, we know you're right, cut it out, she's fine.

 Richard : We'll have to run more tests and... whatever we do, it's a stop-gap.

 Richard : - We're talking about you. - Now I'm asking about you.

 Ollie : You're having an affair with the woman who drove you to your alcoholic bottom.

 Ollie : You're lying by omission. You are having an emotional affair.

 Richard : - You haven't been my sponsor in years. - I still have a right to bust your ass

 House : You were the Residency Director at Hopkins before you moved to Mercy.

 House : Which means it's safe to assume that you trained Foreman.

 House : Which means it's also safe to assume that he trusts you.

It's interesting that he picked the old mentor to judge the new one.

 House : If you have trouble reading my handwriting, give me a call.

 Cofield : If I just consider the file, the facts aren't in your favor.

 House : The patient was a 32-year-old high school chemistry teacher.

 Barbara : please introduce me to the ones who were more protective

 Cameron : Give the parents a break. They're just trying to keep her healthy.

 Chase : You can get to the tree from here. There's some bark scraped off.

 Cameron : Maybe she was hooking up with Tarzan and Cheetah down by the elephant graveyard.

 Dan : But if her mom finds out about that, she will totally freak.

 Dan : I did everything I could to make sure she wouldn't get sick.

You had unsafe sex? The whole "unsafe" thing didn't tell you something?

Yeah, but, I mean, look. We didn't, like, plan on it, you know? It just...

 Dan : I don't know. We're in love. We've been dating for two years.

 Sheldon : ...would I be bound by Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics?

 Howard : Have you ever harmed yourself, except in cases where a human being...

- Hey, what's going on? - Internet's been down for half an hour.

 Leonard : I mean, any more than the 383 miles that it was gonna move anyway.

 House : Explains the constipation, the nerves, seizures. Hold him down.

 House : You're not gonna feel a thing, except excruciating pain.

Your mugger used hollow points, which exploded and left fragments.

 Cameron : I'll start him on chelation. The agoraphobia, could it...

Nope. The lead wouldn't have started to disintegrate till years after.

 Cameron : I know you think that but your life could be better, you'd have choices.

 House : Well, then why did Taub find rose petals in your entry hallway?

 House : The fact that you decided to cohabitate is not exactly a spoiler.

 Blythe : And now our son, Gregory, would like to say a few words.

 House : because if the test of a man is how he treats those he has power over,

 Foreman : This guy's been injecting himself how many times a day?

 Foreman : All it'd take is one slip of the needle to cause an air embolus.

 Foreman : It's just radioactive enough for us to track the air moving through your lungs.

 Foreman : We inject similar stuff into your blood so we can watch it circulate.

 Foreman : I doubt there's anything wrong with you that you didn't do to yourself.

 Cameron : There's this kid in oncology, she's got a picture of Jeff above her bed.

Yeah, but we don't make careers out of who can stay awake the longest.

 Foreman : because he can throw a ball really far or pedal really fast

Cool. But why would a cop come in here? They don't serve doughnuts.

 Chandler : Could you discover the badge again? I can do better than that.

 Beckett : So, do you always make a habit of finding dead bodies

 Chase : Can't be easy trying to succeed in a white man's world.

 Foreman : First of all, white man, I've done at least as well as you have.

 Monica : I would like to go to France and eat nothing but bread and cheese.

 Marshall : You never end up where you thought you wanted to be.

 Foreman : Bleeding around his brain caused pressure inside his head, which caused the coma.

 Cameron : Patient history indicates he was hit with a tire iron in 1996.

An old hematoma placed where this one is could have caused his coma.

 House : - What about his liver? - L.F.T.'s are slightly elevated.

Key word is "slightly", as in not high enough to cause the coma.

It's the subdural. I say we evacuate the cavity, see if he wakes up.

The neurologist thinks it's his brain and wants to open up his head? Frankly, I'm shocked.

And you get to use the "big boy" drill in Daddy's big red toolbox.

 House : Or because he had an unexplained coma. Which sounds better?

The hematoma caused the coma. That's a catchy diagnosis. You could dance to that.

 Foreman : It still should be evacuated, but it's not an immediate threat.

 Charles : I don't understand. Are you saying that he was murdered?

 Beckett : You were the person closest to him. You had ample opportunity.

 Charles : But that woman, the woman who pretended to be Odette,

 Charles : In fact, it's possible that she believed that I knew something.

 Charles : The month he died, there was tension in the household.

 Charles : Odette was seeing someone of whom Mr. Morton did not approve.

 Charles : So I cleared the bed of all the pillows, he preferred a flat surface.

 Charles : Now, a few moments later, there was a commotion down in the kitchen.

 Charles : Odette had put a sandwich in the toaster oven too long,

 Charles : We put it out, and then I went back upstairs to check on Mr. Morton

He's young, and he's got long hair and a beard and a Hacky Sack..

 Rachel : I told my boss that someone made out with Ralph Lauren.

 Rachel : If she finds out that I lied to her, she'll hate me even more. Phoebe!

 Violet : - Did you file a police report? - She might bring the car back.

 Violet : All right. So you meet a strange woman on the internet. Again.

 Violet : You bring her back to your apartment to have sex with you again.

 Violet : She steals from you. Again. What's that suggest to you? About you?

 Izzie : I switched my hours at the clinic so I can go to the bridal shop.

You're not interested in, nor probably even capable of, having sex.

 Gates : Also, the buildings on the east and we st sides of the park

 Ryan : There's over a dozen events planned in Central Park today.

Wait, Western High School is three blocks away from the coffee shop.

lt's so great to be back here. You're making it so easy on me and Emma.

She's probably exhausted from all that adorable screaming she did last night.

The woman hasn't tied her robe in 20 years. Suddenly she's not decent?

 Man's Voice off : You want me to hide in the closet or go out the back?

 House : What do you think a guy like Joey would do if someone turned down a gift?

 Cameron : You don't mind the hospital taking money from Vogler?

 Chase : Vogler doesn't set me up to have a mobster take a swing at me.

 Cameron : - I'm sure House didn't know... - Joey's pressure dropped.

 Foreman : Pushed I.V. fluids, now he's holding a hundred systolic.

 House : What are you doing here? I told you you were off the case.

 Foreman : Right. Your diabolic plan to convince the evil genius he's in the clear,

 Foreman : so he'll let his guard down and make a fatal mistake.

I've talked to Dr. Cuddy, and she would like you to do three things.

One, send him home, two, sterilize the OR, three, use your own brain.

It's 10 : 00 a.m. I'd be worried if he was here. Twenty-five-year-old...

 Foreman : He was in pretty bad shape yesterday, after his patient died.

 Thirteen : Best thing we can do for him now is find him a new puzzle to solve.

 Chase : Yet you're the only person here without a potential case in front of you.

 Chase : I thought maybe it was because you were asking for a leave of absence

 Chase : I saw an envelope on House's desk with your name on it,

 Foreman : What's wrong with you? You steam an envelope to keep it secret.

 Troy : What are you talking about? Adam Murphy already confessed, right?

 Beckett : at the exact moment that Adam and Goldstein fired their guns.

 Castle : Making Adam believe that he was the one that killed Goldstein,

 Troy : Seeing him in here every night in that ridiculous outfit,

 Chase : Maybe. But at least they're not talking to me about it.

 House : You'll be delivering packages for 70 years to pay for it.

 Sidas : It's been a while since I had a stimulating conversation.

 Sidas : Well, she doesn't have to know. It's worked for 12 years.

 Joey : They said that when they found my body, my brain was so smashed in...

 Phoebe : You don't need that show. It was just a dumb soap opera.

 Monica : I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew.

 Joey : Like, the other day, I got this credit card application...

 cut To Taub Driving Back Home. He Passes By A Billboard And Does A Double Take : Looks like autoimmune hepatitis.

 House : If there was nothing wrong with his brain before, there sure is now.

 Foreman : Any particular reason we need to be looking at the patient?

 Chandler : - Hello? Is someone on the line? - Yes. I was looking for Monica.

 Mallory : Wesley Connors was caught and tried for espionage by the Iranians.

What I'm about to tell you is highly classified and mustn't be repeated.

 Mallory : It was used to knock out uranium enriching centrifuges

 Mallory : Disinformation, Captain, leaked by Her Majesty's government.

 Mallory : We wanted to hit the Iranians as much as everyone else.

 Penny : Where did the expression "got your ass handed to you" come from?

 Wilson : Don't worry about it. That's just the picture that came with the frame.

 House : On the other hand, Kutner ran his endoscopic ultrasound, didn't find peep.

 Cameron : So, disproving it's her pancreas proves it's her brain?

 House : You used to do this job. Remember? It's what used to pass for evidence.

 Cameron : Now I do this job. You brought me three dead bugs and a runny nose!

 House : I can't find you the proof you want because it's trapped inside her head.

 House : The only way I can get at it is to cut it open and rip it out,

 Cameron : What do you want me to do? Say yes just because you're House?

 Chase : It's exactly what we said before, a garden-variety viral gastroenteritis.

 Alan : So Ian's going to be all right? It was just some sort of virus.

 Amy : Soon my upper lip will be the same fake-blond as my beautiful best friend.

 Penny : So does Sheldon have anything special planned for you tomorrow night?

 Amy : Yes. According to the relationship agreement, on the anniversary of our first date...

 Amy : ...that a disinterested onlooker might mistake for intimacy.

 Penny : - You've really never done this before? - Once in high school. But I dozed off...

 Penny : Oh, my gosh, that's awful. Did the other kids make fun of you?

 Sheldon exiting while the door is open : Oh, what fresh hell is this?

 Penny : Leonard's mom wouldn't give him any sort of approval growing up.

 Lily : - Are you kidding? - Barney's losing his childhood home,

 Barney : but in truth, I'm a really light-skinned African-American.

lf l'd known you guys were coming over, l would've brought more pizza.

l mean, you're funny. You have that funny thing. You're a funny guy!

 Sheldon : Yes, and do you know what the odds are I'd pick your name?

 Raj over walkie-talkie : All right, teams. Get ready to open your first puzzle.

 Raj over walkie-talkie : Do you see what I did? The Hrs! puzzle is a puzzle!

 Sheldon : What are you doing? You have to start with the edges.

 Penny : There's no right way, Sheldon. I already found a few pieces that tit.

 Sheldon : Yeah, well, take them apart and start with the edges.

 Howard : If it makes you feel any better, my mom's just full of pound cake.

"Whoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor."

 Bernadette : Hold on. Who decides who's worthy? Does the hammer decide?

 Amy : - It can't decide, it's a hammer. - You said it's a magic hammer!

 Penny : If Harry Potter's wand can make decisions, why can't Thor's hammer?

Okay, if you're gonna start comparing wands and hammers, I can't even take you seriously.

 Chandler : ...when the father of the groom is wearing a backless dress.

So what? As long as he's not wearing a white dress and veil, I don't care.

- What do you think you're doing? - Just washing the windshield.

Although I am glad you're looking at other things on the Internet.

 Chandler : Got me thinking. Why would anybody want to get married?

How come you're answering your own phone? Where's your crazy assistant?

...you and l are gonna be at the Wizards-Knicks game, courtside!

 Joey : Maybe Michael Jordan will dive for the ball and break my jaw with his knee!

 Sophia : Why do you think I brought you inside? I was protecting the op.

 Sophia : For the linchpin to work, the Chinese have to blame the US government.

 Sophia : I'll just tell them how we all tried to stop it and couldn't.

 Sophia : And the two of you were killed in the process by Danberg, of course.

 Lanie Parish : Castle, so happy you and Beckett are back together.

 Lanie Parish : Now do us all a favor and don't mess things up with her again.

 Lanie : Apparently, the killer used it to disable the security system.

 House : Not that much to the first and not at all to the second.

If we add clotting disorder to the symptoms, it's gotta be a toxin...

You think she's got the self-control to wait around for three years?

 House : There's a reason we're locked away from nice, normal people.

 Sheldon rhythmically, while walking down the stairs : EZ Aquarii A,

 Sheldon rhythmically, while walking down the stairs : EZ Aquarii B,

 Sheldon rhythmically, while walking down the stairs : EZ Aquarii C,

 Sheldon rhythmically, while walking down the stairs : Procyon A.

 Sheldon rhythmically, while walking down the stairs : Those are the stars that are nearest to me.

 Sheldon rhythmically, while walking down the stairs : Tra-la-la and fiddle-dee-dee.

 Sheldon rhythmically, while walking down the stairs : Oh, dear.

 Sheldon rhythmically, while walking down the stairs : They really do be crazy.

 Sheldon : I came here to defeat Wil Wheaton, the man who destroyed my dreams.

 Sheldon : But I can't defeat Wil Wheaton, the man who loved his memaw.

 Wil Wheaton : ...that my Small Rock kills your Enchanted Bunny.

You're kind of playing it fast and loose with the word ''interesting.''

 Charlie : Stop it! Stop it! He talks slow, but he might pee fast. Okay, let's move!

 Wilson as God : She always wants to know why bad things happen.

 Wilson as God : Like I'm gonna come up with a new answer this time.

 Ryan : Hell hath no fury, all right. But I'm pretty sure she's telling the truth.

 Beckett : Yeah, maybe, but let's just confirm her alibi before releasing her.

 Castle : In the meantime, we need to figure out where Bailey was

and who he was with between 4 : 00 and 6 : 00 p.m. when he was poisoned.

 Esposito : Parents died years ago, there's no siblings, no nothing.

 Beckett : So then everything Bailey told Holly about himself was a lie.

 Ryan : I'm betting that our killer is whoever Bailey slept with earlier in the day.

 Beckett : All right. Go through his phone records. We got to find that other woman.

 Castle : All right. What if you don't have the stomach for that?

- I wonder what he's doing this very second. - Conducting experiments in zero gravity.

 Raj : Peering through his telescope at the birth of the cosmos.

 Sheldon : Whatever it is, we know his life will never be the same.

 Mrs Wolowitz off : Don't be snippy. I'm just excited to talk to my baby.

 Mrs Wolowitz off : So, what's this mishegas about you moving out to go live with the little Polish girl?

 Mrs Wolowitz off : I just hope I'm not dead from a broken heart before you get back.

 Howard : Ma, please, everyone from NASA is listening to this phone call.

 Mrs Wolowitz off : Good, they should know what a horrible son you are.

 Leonard : Sheldon, you can't train my girlfriend like a lab rat.

 Sheldon : ...so I decided to employ operant conditioning techniques...

 Sheldon : Next week, I believe I can have her jumping out of a pool...

 Sheldon : I'm not suggesting we really make her jump out of a pool.

 Sheldon : I'm just tweaking her personality, sanding off the rough edges, if you will.

 Sheldon : ...scientifically valid protocol that will make our lives better?

- That's a really long time. - Yeah, but you could come and visit.

 Cecilia : You made a very difficult time for me a little less painful.

 Cameron : I think penguins might as well speculate about nuclear physics.

 Cameron : - Why are we having this conversation? - What? I'm curious.

 Cameron : You cannot tell someone they are your colleague and not a friend,

 Boyd : Well, you would get a point for figuring why the low sodium.

 House : Your trick about the spat between Dr Cameron and Dr Foreman

 House : You like messing with people. That's why you're here now.

 House : Maybe you think that your batteries are powered by God, maybe you don't.

 Boyd : I get a rush when I see the look on their faces when they realize

 House : by the time the endorphins wear off and the arthritis comes back.

I play a lot of "Grand Theft Auto." I think I know how to handle a gat.

 Leonard : Hospitals do not issue Band-Aids unless it is medically necessary. That is the law.

 Leonard : Thank you for hiding my Star Wars socks at the emergency room.

 Sheldon : That's just a doodle of a hyperelliptic Riemann surface.

 Leonard : Oh, yeah. Wasn't that the basis of your postdoc fellowship?

 Beckett : Sir, we need that body. Otherwise, we don't have a case.

 Gates : The DA's office believes that we currently have sufficient grounds

 Gates : to obtain a warrant and take custody of Lester Hamilton's body

 Gates : Do you really want to risk that case law will be established

 Gates : Case law that will limit the rights of all your clients.

 Rosen : We can't surrender our client's chance at a long, productive future life

 Gates : Then I'm sure you'll be hearing from the District Attorney's office shortly.

 Weiss : if you agree to leave his head in storage at Passageway.

He lost his wife and kids, 'cause he couldn't stop giving money away.

 Adams : He lost his wife, because she couldn't accept not being filthy rich.

 Park : Drink it, don't drink it. The point is I gave it to you, so we're even.

 Adams : Even? It was a gift, an insignificant token. There was nothing owed.

 Mrs Peterson : Yes, and she'd been an absolute wreck about keeping it from me.

 Mrs Peterson : - in the middle of something like that. - Something like what?

 Mrs Peterson : - I mean, it's disgusting. - I don't understand, Mrs. Peterson.

If you had nothing to do with Sara's death, then why would you lie?

 Mrs Peterson : I lied because I was at my lawyer's that afternoon.

 Mrs Peterson : Howard's not the only one who can keep a secret.

 Castle : I burned a DVD from security cameras that the police are looking at.

You do realize you're gonna have to stop stealing evidence, right?

 Martha : I thought the whole purpose of following this detective around

 Martha : - was to help you to write. - It's called research, Mother.

Ah. Well, you'd better hope this last Derrick Storm book sells, lover boy,

 Penny : Hey. Where'd you go? I can't tell if the turkey's done!

 Leonard : I'm sorry about the journal. I want to make it up to you.

 Leonard : So I'm gonna let you post a shame photo of me on Facebook.

 Castle : - Oh, just taking a look at the cars. - Yeah. Back up.

 Castle : - What happened to you? - Injured in the line of duty.

 Castle : Come on, Mia, let's make way for Crackshot Ryan and Assposito.

We have to have a party in five minutes, so everybody cancel your plans.

 Rachel : So I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work.

...Emily and I won't be here. She's gonna come by to say goodbye...

...and then I've got a special evening planned. Sorry. No party.

 House : and you called off telling her that you weren't calling it off.

 Taub : Same way a guy doesn't give up a lucrative medical practice

 House : You're compensating for your professional conquests with sexual ones.

 Leonard : Unless you want to dig him out with a bone saw and a melon baller,

 Leonard : You're right. I mean, he decides what TV shows we watch,

 Robin : He's new to the city, and he doesn't really know anyone.

 Ted : I knew it. I knew if you got a dog, I'd wind up taking care of it.

 Nate : I got an idea. I was in the park today, and this guy sold me a big bag of...

 Lily : Scooby, we're in our 30s. We don't smoke sandwiches anymore.

 Marshall : One time Barney saw me drop a calzone on the sidewalk,

 Cameron : Rule out diffuse process, you're stuck with single process,

 Wilson : I was at the hotel bar, trying to unwind with a drink.

We switched suppliers at work, and they gave me the steaks as a thank-you.

 Ross : But wait, there's more. Chandler, what is in that envelope?

 Chandler : By the way, this didn't seem so dorky out in the hall.

 Ross : But if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved.

 Cristina : Exactly. Do you know your mother booked a chapel that seats 200 people?

 Cristina : You want the chapel, you want the guests, and me in a white dress?

The sales lady has another batch of dresses for you to see, Cristina.

 Vanessa : Definitely started with the Great Mastectomy of 2001.

 Wilson : The hospital brought in a consultant to work on the lungs.

 Park : We probably shouldn't be turning up unannounced like this.

 House : Hey, we both assaulted our bosses. It's like we're twins.

 Lulu : I remember tetanus shots. That does not look like tetanus shots.

 Masters : But it's a billion-to-one, so we don't want you to panic or anything.

 House : Idiot in exam room one needs anti-diarrheals and a dictionary.

 Cuddy she Snatches The File Out Of His Hand : Then don't worry about it.

Because it's not public knowledge yet, but the Spensers are getting a divorce.

 Esposito : If there was any compromising information in those notes,

 Ryan : Wait, doesn't state law protect therapist-client privacy?

 Esposito : Whatever her monkey theory is has her in with the movers and the shakers.

 Ryan : seems to be working with the 800-pound ones in the human world.

 Ryan : there needs to be a masculine energy and a feminine energy.

 Ryan : I don't know about you, but I am very comfortable in my masculinity.

 Ted : Hey, you want to crank some Van Halen just like old times?

 Robin : And then when those guys pounded the stuffing out of you,

l don't want to be negative. So l'll say most of the signs you bought are good.

 Chandler : Ross and Rachel will be back soon, and then l gotta go to the office.

l started worrying about this big divisional meeting l have today.

You know, and then l was, like, ''lf l fall asleep now, l'll get six hours' sleep.

 Beckett cont'd : I got an ex-con with a gun and two fresh homicides just looking for a home.

 Beckett : - I'll find something, sir. - Not if his alibi checks out.

 Montgomery : Mitchell was being arraigned on an unrelated burglary

 Montgomery : Unless you can break his alibi on this one, he's a dead end.

 Castle : You got to watch those silhouettes. They can be shifty little bastards.

 Castle : all I got's one of those little stress balls and Internet porn.

But you're gonna run up some blind alleys before you get out of the maze.

 Beckett : Look, as much as I appreciate your folksy Dr. Phil aphorisms,

 Castle : Wouldn't it be more of a challenge if they weren't standing still?

 Wiser : Probably the same person who wired Kay Cappuccio's dog collar.

CASTLE : Whoever wired up that dog collar had to have three things.

 Castle : Two, knowledge that Francisco would be training that dog.

 Castle : And just for future reference, I am partial to Fracas.

 Beckett : I just spritzed some of this stuff that Kay sent over in the gift basket.

 Beckett : Because the main ingredient is essence of poppy flower.

 Esposito : he was pawing not at drugs, but at the scent of that perfume?

 Esposito : Castle, we're not talking about paparazzi and celebrities,

 Castle : Two, knowledge that Francisco was training the dog. Check.

 Castle : Only thing we're missing is a connection to the cartel.

 Ryan : Kay Cappuccio shot a commercial in Argentina six months ago.

 Esposito : No. That because of the $60 million diamond sitting between us

 Ryan : Now, either Barrett Hawke has gone commando all of a sudden,

 Monica : Okay, if Mike were here, what would the two of you be doing?

That's how it starts. ''l don't need to eat the cake, l'll just smell the icing.

Why not just a little sliver?'' Or, ''Okay, just a slice or two.''

But look, if you talk to him, then you're gonna want to see him.

 Castle : Tell me, Trey. Why would Lance go through all this trouble to help you?

 Beckett : So the cleaning crew confirmed Trey's story. He is not our killer.

 Ryan : When Lance got the name of his bone-marrow donor, to thank him,

he found out there was a second donor who was a very close match.

 Park : What if the scrapings from the bridge contained other heavy metals,

 House : But it's not leaving the body like it's supposed to, it's stuck.

 House : I'm sorry, young lady, I simply will not help you steal this chair.

 Wilson : I'd like to try forcing an oxygen-rich slurry into your lungs.

 House : Tetanus wouldn't cause that kind of breathing difficulty.

 Lida : He thinks the calling ceremony didn't work because Lue wasn't there.

 Chandler : Did any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?

 Penny : I can't believe I felt bad for opening this in the car.

 Raj : and making sure Bernadette stays away from the marshmallows.

 Cameron : Which means, barring anything else, meaning you, he can go home tomorrow.

 Foreman : You stick something down someone's throat, they gag. Spasm. Which he did.

 House : Which means the brain should have sent a signal in not to do anything.

 House : Or some bizarre neurodegeneration. Even a new type of vascular--

 Cameron : If you're wrong, we're torturing this guy to amuse you.

 House : His throat didn't collapse. It locked down. Brain is supposed to tell every

 House : muscle in the body to relax and contract at the same time. This muscle was

 House : only contracting, which means a signal from the brain was not getting through.

There are no lesions his brain. Nothing to interrupt any orders.

A few micro tumors on the meninges, suddenly you're choking to death.

The amount of contrast material you'd need to pump up there just to see--

 Ted : That will make every man in spokane feel inadequate? Obviously.

 Sheldon : Uh, you're really going to have caffeine in front of me

 Leonard : into your work would be the best way to deal with it?

 Martha : Why should I categorize myself? Shades of gray, darling.

 Martha : - No, better yet, timeless. - Oh, you don't wanna put that.

 Martha : My fellow cast members have been raving about what fun it is,

 Alexis : And now you just need to select a photo for your profile page.

 Violet : OK, Paul, I'm gonna give you some homework for next session.

 Violet : No matter what. Whether you're in the mood or not. Have sex.

girls like that throw themselves at you. You should be celebrating.

...air-flow patterns and dispersion of sunlight to make an informed choice.

Why don't you pick at random, if you don't like it, sit somewhere else next time?

 Penny : So I've known for a while now that Leonard has had a little crush on me...

 Sheldon : In the same way Menelaus had a little crush on Helen of Troy.

 Sheldon : - Menelaus was the brother of Agamemnon... - Yeah, I don't care. Listen.

 Penny : ...Leonard isn't the kind of guy I usually go out with.

 Penny : Leonard isn't the kind of guy anyone usually goes out with.

 Sheldon : Would you be open to rotating the couch clockwise 30 degrees?

 Penny : No. What I'm saying is, Leonard might be different in a good way.

Your last one worked out well for Koothrappali. He got a free iPod.

 Ryan : I found the earrings that Gloria talked about in Sarah's apartment.

 Castle : And her next step would be to get rid of the other man.

 Beckett : So maybe the other man didn't go off quietly into the night.

 Beckett : These earrings are exclusive to Arthur Klein's boutique in Chelsea.

Okay, so, Gloria is in the clear. Uniforms showed her photo at the OTB,

 Beckett : Wow, Castle. That's a refreshingly down-to-earth theory.

 Ryan : So, we ran down purchases at Klein's boutique and guess who popped?

 Esposito : I ran Lance's credit card activity to confirm the purchase,

 Richard Castle : You guys said crime stat briefings were fascinating.

 Castle : That means this goes beyond the usual pro-athlete or reality star.

 Frank Kelly : Sleeping easier now that I retired from the force.

 Frank : I'm telling you, Kev, security is a better way of life.

 Ryan : I have to say, a lot of guys, when they retire, they just drift.

She's all upset 'cause we paid more attention to the other girl.

 Cuddy : The tests were normal. Ofcourse, that's just my opinion.

You might wanna call a couple of guys from maintenance in for a consult.

 House : You check her E.K.G. results before she left the other day?

 Cuddy : - What's wrong? They look normal to me. - Where is she?

Is that a problem? You told me you hadn't changed your diet or exercise. Were you lying?

 House : if you're gonna repeat everything I say, this conversation's gonna take twice as long.

He do a lot of cooking? Not really, other than oatmeal in the morning.

 House : Did you happen to notice a slightly odd taste to the oatmeal lately?

 Mrs. Campbell : Wait. Are you saying that... That it looks like your husband...

 House : stirred in some of his blood pressure medication along with the brown sugar.

 Mrs. Campbell : You think my husband's trying to poison me? No. Nothing like that.

 House : Decreased sex drive is one of the most common side effects of the beta-blockers he's been taking.

 House : I'm guessing he figured if you're both frigid, no harm, no foul.

 House : Fine. But if you're still concerned about the shortness of breath, I'd start making your own breakfast.

 Woman : I didn't want to get pregnant. Jake's not into rubbers, so I got on the jelly.

 Foreman : Great. I'll be sure to put a gold star by your name on the board.

 Chase : The mass in the pancreas is benign. It's probably just scar tissue.

 Foreman : Good news. She's not sick at all. Other than being an alcoholic.

 House : The labs you sent yesterday put her ACTH at 64 picograms per milliliter.

 Detective Javier Esposito : - No, I... - Don't say anything, Alan.

 Castle : Morlock's crazy talk. It's just like Paige's drunk talk.

But as long as you have to wait, you might as well be comfortable.

I'm certainly not going to just sit by while GNB turns The Arcadian

 Lanie : You know how many strings I had to pull for this, Castle?

He stuck a piece of gum into a paper before he put it in his pocket.

 Beckett : Do you realize that you are now investigating a heart attack?

 Lanie : Okay. I ran every extra tox screen outside of standard protocol.

 House : Kyle would've ditched that sad, old woman from the bus stop.

 Foreman : Annette, uh, I don't want to have to ask you to leave...

 Harvey : You know, they do that thing with the sharp pointy things.

 Foreman : - Needles? Someone took your blood? - No. They make you breathe.

She diagnosed liver chi stagnation and sent Harvey to a shen balancer.

 Annette : He referred him to a homeopathic doctor, who sent him to a chiropractor.

Naturally. The chiropractor thought it might be food sensitivity and sent Harvey to a naturopath.

 Monica : Plates get put into plate protectors and stacked 1 0 to a box.

 Monica : The silverware gets bundled in rubber bands and then bubble wrapped. Got it?

 Monica : ...and efficient. And remember, if I'm harsh with you...

 Chandler : Hey, Mon, I think I figured out whose handcuffs they are.

 Monica : - You did? How? - Well, I was cleaning out the closet...

 Amy : Sheldon, I'm your girlfriend and you should have taken my side.

 Penny : Hey, sorry this took so long. But you used to work here.

 Howard : Now that you mention it, I was thinking tomorrow might not be great.

 Howard : ...and technically, we're not supposed to drive or carry anything on the Sabbath...

That might be more convincing if you didn't have a mouthful of bacon cheeseburger.

As long as you got your schmeckel clipped and don't wear a cross, you're good.

 Leonard : I, on the other hand, feel you should honor your debt.

A successful quest. Now let's find a gas station with a clean bathroom.

 Sheldon : He didn't remember me, because the last time we met I was in a Halloween costume.

- Come on, Leonard, let's go. - No. You can leave if you want to.

 GEORGE : And the hot wife and the beautiful ex-mistress who pines for you.

 Marshall : Maybe for the same reason I kept saying I could run seven miles.

 Marshall : I'm trying to be really confident and positive about this, but,

 Marshall : - That's been going on a while. - Only way I know how.

 Barney : I must say, your family tree has got a couple of pretty big coconuts.

 Zoey : - Wait, she didn't go home with Ted? - Nope, he let me have her.

 Park : Endoscopy didn't reveal any lesions in the small intestine.

 Liz : she made the nursing home sign a contract to that effect.

 Meredith : Sometimes doing everything can be worse than nothing.

 Cristina : I wouldn't have skills. I wouldn't even know how to read.

 Cristina : Any patient who spanks to his doctor's pictures forfeits his rights.

 Cristina : You're seriously not gonna give up the prostatectomy, are you?

 Cristina : You know, sometimes it is actually, you know, painful to be around you.

 The Vampire : Are you going to plunge your stake into my dark places?

Actually, I was kind of hoping it would be the other way around.

I think the one that Elton John wrote for that guy on Who's the Boss?

 Rachel : - It's been three nights in a row. - She finally stopped crying yesterday.

 Ross : But then she found one of Richard's cigar butts on the terrace...

 Phoebe : Okay, that explains it. I got a call at 2 in the morning...

"Okay, where would a mouse or a possum get the money to make the phone call?"

 Meredith : I'm so in, it's humiliating, because here I am begging.

 Meredith : And I'm sure she's really great... but, Derek, I love you.

 Foreman : It's not poison. We would have picked it up in his blood work.

 Taub : what if they're focal hepatic lesions filled with blood?

 Taub : Every time one explodes, it'd be releasing another dose.

 Taub : Seizures, paralysis, weak immune system and eventually coma.

 Wilson : I'm sorry. If I don't change, I'm gonna feel like I'm at work all night.

 House : You think people love Chase so much they're gonna just forgo...

 Stacy : Punitives? That means they're alleging gross negligence.

 House : Except for the parts that I admitted I was lying about.

 Chase : He'll say if there's a chance in a billion then go for it.

 Foreman : by a morally guilty brother and a legally guiltier doctor.

 Chase : - You think she wants to die? - She's dying either way.

 Foreman : How many people you know walking around with a black market organ

 House : I thought we were. We were supposed to talk about that.

 Wilson : I came here to talk about that, but on the way up, I ran into Cameron.

 Wilson : Oh, it's way more interesting, but instead I've got to be your damn conscience.

 Wilson : I'm tired of being your conscience. I don't enjoy being your conscience.

 House : I was curious. Since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous.

 Wilson : I don't think that metaphor was designed to actually warn cats.

 Wilson : You don't care about her illness. You care about CIPA,

 Wilson : which means your focus is gonna be on getting your answers, not hers.

Do you think her lack of pain is somehow the answer to your pain?

 House : then right now we could be ranking nurses in order of do-ability.

 Hannah : This is real. You want me to be in pain. You even said so.

 House : I understand the risks. You're in the clear. Go schedule an O.R.

 Venkatesh : My client's prepared to surrender any interest in the ring...

 Venkatesh : Look, we're big boys. Why don't we just cut to the chase and meet in the middle?

 Howard : So you know, if we're bringing in cousins who are lawyers...

 House : If I do it at home, I'm the one who has to clean it up.

 Park : I was referring less to where it's happening and more to why.

 House : that depends on what you have to say about the file you're holding.

 House : ER found nothing wrong then I decided I should test his wallet.

 House : And I'm referring both to her availability and her price tag.

 Chandler : I'm sorry if my friends aren't as sophisticated as yours.

Okay, we got some more good rejections. Lots of stuff to work on.

There are things that say to the world, "I have a boyfriend and he's not made up."

 Bernadette : Come on, Howie, that's, like, the funniest thing I've ever said in my life.

 Bernadette : What are you talking about? It'll be fun, your friends will be there.

 Bernadette : No, if I'm there alone people might think I'm just a really short person from Avatar.

 Penny as the making out is interrupted by a knock on the door : Oh, God, how did he know?

 Howard : Tonight's the night I usually go line dancing with Raj at the Palomino.

 Ross : You didn't want to share your tomatoes. Tomatoes are very important to you.

Men are unbelievable. Janice thought she was giving you chicken.

 Chandler : That's why I don't want to go tonight. I'm afraid I'll say something stupid.

 Lauren : It was right after I slept with Joey. He dumped me the next day.

 Monica : In the long version, I dump him for telling people the short version.

With her face and her chest, I could really put something together.

 Howard : Probably because we left the diagram of it in the restaurant,

 Sheldon : I know the real reason you never made progress with that idea.

 Chandler : It's wrong. They made a mistake. They think we're somebody else.

 Monica : I mean, as a chef, I serve God by feeding the hungry and poor.

 Mr. Ratstatter : ...but they're made of reconstituted fish bits.

 Lanie : but I did find something interesting on the right-hand glove

 Castle : So Goldstein did not go quietly into the night. He had a gun.

 Monica : I can't believe you tried to cut me out. Why, Phoebe? Why?

 Phoebe : You were really controlling and compulsive and shrill.

Exactly. No matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life.

 Phoebe : ...you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.

 Foreman : It's not an ideal match, but four out of six still gives Nick a chance.

 House : Did he also explain what sort of pain your son will experience

 Claudia : He also explained that if we did nothing, Nick could start bleeding into his brain.

 Wilson : Matty is a perfect match. Just give us a little more time to figure out...

 Scott : And Nick can start bleeding into his brain without any warning?

 Wilson : Yes, but the chances of complications from a mismatch are...

It's like training a dog and letting him go on your rug, which, by the way...

 Wilson : Once Foreman got his mitts on them, well, there was no way...

 House : You don't explain chances and probabilities, you lie to them.

 House : You tell them Foreman's a moron, which isn't even much of a lie right now.

 Beckett : And they would have had to take it out the loading dock.

 Beckett : Seeger, if you're here to drive us to the airport, we're not packed yet.

 Beckett : Look. We don't know any more about that theft than you do.

 Castle : But if we stumble across something on our way to the airport,

 Cuddy : If he shared my position, what do you think he would do?

 Cuddy : He wouldn't be afraid of screwing with her lungs if there was a bigger issue.

 Cuddy : If you're playing catch in the living room and you break your mother's vase,

 Wilson : Yeah, except that room can't breathe without that vase.

 Annie : Rick says your shift will be waiting for you when you get back.

 Annie : I have to go. I have to get back to work. No, no, no...

 Thirteen : And it's not a coordination issue. Dehydration can cause loss of balance.

It could extend along the sub-osteal layer of the cranial cavity,

 Thirteen : The cancer cells are actually re-growing a connection

 Foreman : If you're right, the two halves have begun sending messages again,

 Foreman : but it's too early in the process for him to pick up on it.

 House : Note how many more heated areas appear after less than a minute with me.

 Annie : You think I'm making a mistake, you move in to correct.

Is there anything else that I should know about that's huge like this?

- When the patient doesn't stroke out. - If it works the tumor's gone.

 Helen : - A decision I can live with. - Not a decision I can live with.

 Derek : After you piss away your savings, your memory goes, motor skills deteriorate

 Derek : you're gonna call me and ask why we didn't do something.

 Derek : Not... when we can do something right now to prevent it.

 Mr. Scofield : - No wonder it hurts. - How did you get shot, sir?

 Mr. Scofield : Korea, garden spot, makes a nice vacation. Can I get a damn pain killer?

Could be a reaction to the antibiotic. May have to switch to another.

 Meredith : - But it may mean another night here. - It's OK. It's OK. It's OK.

 Carol : And I don't care who the father is. I don't care if the baby is mine.

Would you say that you were the one that needed more urging to get married?

 Lily : I'm sorry, I shouldn't have led with the divorce lawyer part.

 Marshall : That's the sweetest divorce proposal I've ever heard.

 Haynes : Quit the pity party. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

 Haynes : What's your problem? You don't like what I have to say?

 Phoebe : Wow. That sounds great! And what are you making, Monica?

 Joey : -The food smells great, Mon. -And the place looks so nice.

 Joey : -Hey, happy Thanksgiving, everybody! -Happy Thanksgiving!

 Penny : Okay. All right. You know what? I'll tell you what happened.

 Penny : We were very much in love, but we could only communicate...

 Sheldon : It's not enough that you made me watch that movie, but now you mock me with it?

 Sheldon : Gentlemen, I have a question about dating and relationships.

 Howard : I've been waiting for someone to have the talk with me.

 Sheldon : More to the point, it's about finding a way to keep Leonard and Stephanie together.

 Howard : Look at Leonard's record. Twenty-seven days with Joyce Kim.

 Marshall : It kind of complicates things, doesn't it? Yeah, it does.

 Lily : Why did you have to throw your magnificent calves at me?

 Marshall : Well, why did you have to throw your beautiful boobs at me?

 Lily : You sat down next to me and took most of your pants off.

 Ted from 2030 : Now let's talk about the barney part of the story.

 Leonard : She's right. A committee that important should meet more often.

 Matty : Just threw the ball around the other day, for a couple hours.

 Foreman : It's probably just a muscle ache. Let us know if it gets worse.

In seventh grade, I played spin-the-bottle and it landed on Alina Shankar.

 Raj : She said if I came near her, she would break the bottle and cut me.

 Amy : In college, I passed out at a frat party and woke up with more clothes on.

Sometimes I get so Ionely I sit on my left hand until it goes numb...

 Raj : ...then I put it in my right hand and pretend I'm holding hands with another person.

 Raj : It's kind of nice to talk to someone who understands what it feels like to be alone.

 Raj : Thank you. I hope she's half as lovely and amazing as you are.

 Richard : That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me?

 Monica : Or is that what you're doing with me? Oh, my God! Am I an oat?

 Sheldon : She doesn't have a cat, she has a Mexican hairless. Annoying little animal. Yip-yip-yip.

Anyway, in 1935, Erwin SchrÃ¶dinger, in an attempt to explain...

 Sheldon : ...the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum physics, he proposed an experiment.

 Sheldon : A cat is placed in a box with a sealed vial of poison...

Now, since no one knows when or if the poison has been released...

 Sheldon : ...until the box is opened, the cat can be thought of as both alive and dead.

 Sheldon : Well, of course you don't get it. I haven't made it yet.

Just like SchrÃ¶dinger's cat, your potential relationship with Leonard...

 Barney : Want to have a three-way with me and my imaginary friend?

 Barney : can't pick up a girl whilst talking like a little boy.

 Foreman : - You went back and she did the biopsy? - Your left toes, Foreman.

 Castle : She's pretending to be Elena when she doesn't know who Elena is?

 Gates : Once Elena tells us everything that she knows about this,

 Doctor Bailey : She's stable, so we transferred her out of ICU.

 Doctor Bailey : Yes. But she's also extremely weak from her ordeal,

 Beckett voiceover : I don't know how much time I have, even to write this letter.

 House : You have the imprint of a seatbelt buckle on your cheek.

 Taub : Yes, I don't like him. Doesn't mean my judgment's affected.

 Adams : The guy released the puck at least a second before the hit.

 Sheldon-bot : without having to tolerate your germy breath on my skin.

 Joey : If you wanted to expand this scene, like have the cab crash...

 Joey : ...but this time of day you're better off taking the budge.

You should lose 100 point just because of you call your boyfriend in the middle of it.

 Raj : Okay, how about you just dip your toe in and meet one of them?

 Lucy : Well, that's two. Three if you count me. This is getting out of hand.

 Penny : So then, during my afternoon shift, I spilled an entire tray of drinks on myself.

 Leonard : So listen, do you remember when I said the similarities...

 Leonard : ...of the equations of general relativity and hydrodynamics...

 Leonard : ...suggest you could find the equivalent of Unruh radiation in a large body of water?

 Leonard : Anyway, Stephen Hawking's team is looking into that, and I've been invited to join them.

 Leonard : Well, it is, just, you know, I'd be gone for a while.

 Ramon : He said it'd be fun to get the old gang back together, you know?

 Ramon : Whatever issues we had, we buried the hatchet a long time ago.

 Ramon : He was disrespecting the craft. Charlie didn't know any of the lines.

 Ramon : He was always real good with that kind of stuff, you know?

 Castle : You're saying there was something going on with Charlie?

 Guy : The assistant stage manager saw her getting in a cab out front.

 Beckett : and we also need a copy of Robyn's rehearsal schedule from yesterday.

 Martha : Well, it's always been a big fantasy of his to be a private investigator.

 Beckett : Or cases that aren't even worth looking into, like missing cats.

 Beckett : and he thought he might have some interesting cases to solve.

 Beckett : But right now, it doesn't seem like he's getting much of either.

That's because I've retooled the Richard Castle Investigations website.

 Castle : A private investigator must keep regular office hours.

 Beckett : You know, my murder's in the Village, right near your office.

 Leonard : No need to. As soon as she flies into California airspace,

 Sheldon : Well, my mother's been there for every honor I've won

 Amy : Roses die, but a moist rotting log will pump out mushrooms

 Penny : Maybe I should get her something so she warms up to me.

 Castle : Well, that still doesn't explain the attack on Talmadge,

 Castle : the magical pool shot, or all the disappearing evidence.

 Ryan : They say he is on the payroll, but as a remote employee.

 Ryan : Greenblatt's only office is in Chicago, and Will's never been there.

 Castle : But his neighbor said he saw him going to work every day.

 Ryan : Yep. And his Greenblatt key card was with his house keys,

 Castle : That's pretty good. You're really selling the Invisible...

 Chloe : And now anytime anybody wants 400, we just say, "Let's Ross it!"

 Issac : Yo, Chloe. Do you have a quarter for the condom machine?

 Chandler : What are you doing here? I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner.

 Mischa : Well, you just asked if I wanted to go to bed with you tonight.

 Wilson : I want this to be the last serious relationship I ever have.

 Cuddy : It's way too early for him to be on his own, back in the old apartment.

 James Wilson : What, are you listening for the distant sound of screaming?

 Greg House : His name's right there on the chart. Now go away. I'm working.

 James Wilson : They give him the wrong meds, who the hell knows what's gonna happen?

 Greg House : Everything could be explained by her lying to you.

 Greg House : Now she's allergic to something the chart says she's not allergic to.

 Greg House : That's not her lying, that's the chart lying, which doesn't make sense.

 Howard : Thank God you answered right, we wouldn't be here today.

I just got off with the vice president from that pharmaceutical company.

 Esposito : Guess where he went to college? University of New York.

 Esposito : Not only was he giving Noah access to that company car,

 Esposito : but he's also been letting him stay with him for the past month.

 Beckett : Nothing like the devastated boyfriend that I met yesterday.

And then on Sunday, we're up at 6 : 00 a.m. for the fall foliage hike.

Now, you better pack your long johns, 'cause it is cold up there.

 House : She hasn't slept in over a week. Her white count should be in the tank.

 House : We need to know exactly what kind of infection we're dealing with.

 House : What infection causes sleep disturbance, bleeding, a movement disorder,

 Foreman : - It would if she developed meningitis. - There was no ulcerations on the skin.

 Cameron : She hasn't even been out of the state in at least a year. Neither has Max.

 Kutner : What about all that scar tissue around the implant, could that be...

 Taub : Tell her to find a decent plastic surgeon who can correct the placement...

 Kutner : Yeah, that's what she wants to hear, she's sick and she's lopsided.

 Taub : Tell her it's a virus. It probably is, and it'll get her off your back for a few...

 Emmy : Hey, I looked for you guys in the control room, but you seemed busy.

Get off of there, last time you exercised you had a cardiac incident.

 Cuddy : I was mixing some hydrogen sulphide for good and valid reasons

 House : You do realize it's going to stink for hours, on both sides.

 Rebellious : And that was the proper way to handle the case? Yeah.

You're gonna see a lot of drug-seeking behavior in your practice.

 Cameron : Thank you. This will start making you feel better really fast.

 Howard arriving : You were supposed to help me pimp out my Vespa.

 Howard : Come on, you're not still grinding on the kite thing, are you?

...whenever someone pretty comes even though you don't have a shot.

 Raj : Fine. Paint green flames on your little scooter with her.

 Izzie : But I knew, even at 16 I knew, that baby deserved better

 Izzie : ...and she might be dying and she doesn't want to meet me.

Fine, should I go with Lifeguard Cuddy or Mother Superior Cuddy?

 Cuddy : If we don't get drugs, we're gonna have a lot of dead passengers.

 Wilson : Blindness in her right eye indicates it's not breast cancer.

"Fifth grade, sixth grade, seventh grade, eighth grade, ninth grade."

 Howard : ...hiding under this desk with all my Halloween candy.

 Amy : For someone who has a machine that can travel anywhere in time...

 Amy : ...Doctor Who sure does have a thing for modern-day London.

 Sheldon : Careful. It's that kind of sass that can get a person uninvited...

 Raj : That technique for creating a new heavy element is inspired.

 Sheldon : Although I'm pretty sure that the Communist party made them say that.

 Sheldon : But don't worry, I will remain the same down-to-earth humble Joe

 Raj : I believe I have the perfect romantic evening for you to give Leonard.

 Penny : Okay, good, 'cause I've been really struggling with this.

 House : Bits of bone marrow have been leaking into your bloodstream.

 House : Those fat emboli have caused blockages in your kidney, lungs, and brain.

 Foreman : You'll need to close the break to stop the marrow from leaking.

 House : He drilled a hole in your skull after drinking your pee. I think he's up for this.

 Beckett : and they found no prints and almost no trace evidence.

Okay, so then why would a professional assassin murder a therapist?

 Castle : Because, as a therapist, she'd be privy to her clients' deepest, darkest secrets.

Secrets so explosive that simply hearing them ensured her demise.

 Castle : Secret location of the cryogenically-frozen body of Walt...

 Ryan : But Alice definitely tumbled down the rabbit hole to Shadyland.

 Ryan : It's the tail number of a private jet that she chartered.

He said Alice paid him 50 grand in cash to be on standby with a full tank of gas.

 Castle : She knew she was in trouble. She was gettin' ready to disappear.

 Beckett : Okay, she's a best-selling author with a flourishing career.

 Beckett : If she was in trouble, why didn't she just call the police or her boyfriend?

 Volkov : You have 10 seconds to show yourself to my men out front.

 Foreman : If he thinks this is the only way to help the patient...

 Foreman : The heparin decision didn't have anything to do with the outcome.

 Cofield : If signing off on everything House does is a pattern,

 Cofield : it affects the way House's team reacts to the way House behaves.

 Foreman : I give him the benefit of the doubt most of the time,

 Cofield : is the biggest decision you've made as Dean of Medicine, right?

 Cofield : And that probably leaves you as former Dean of Medicine.

 Cofield : And I'd think twice about making a decision that would get you fired.

 Beverley : -Yes, and Sheldon sent me flowers. -No, I heard that.

 Leonard : I just don't understand why he knows more about your life than I do.

 Beverley : Because Sheldon and I stay in touch due to mutual interest and respect...

 Beverley : ...while you avoid me due to unresolved childhood issues.

 Sheldon : It's what we think caused your narcissistic-personality disorder.

 Sheldon : We discussed it at length during our last video chat.

 Sheldon : Although how we got onto the subject of you is baffling.

 Beverley : Yes, but we are on the subject, so I'm obliged to ask.

 Castle : I'm not the one he's trying to get back together with.

 Beckett : Well, maybe I just know you too well. I mean, we did date once.

 Beckett : The FBI and the US Attorney's Office have him in Witness Protection.

 Will : Look, even if it's true, I don't work organized crime cases.

 Female Korean intern Cristina Yang : Yeah. I hear one of them's a model.

 Male intern George O'Malley : At least we'll be tortured together, right?

 Male intern George O'Malley : with a slit up the side, strappy sandals and...

 Pretty female intern Izzie Stevens : Maybe it's professional jealousy. She's brilliant

 Pretty female intern Izzie Stevens : - Maybe she's nice. - Let me guess. You're the model.

 House : The blood had to come from somewhere, you took a shower in it.

Do you think someone snuck in here just to kick him in the jewels

 Cameron : Kidneys drain into the bladder, which drains into the ureter.

 House : Therefore, I think it's safe to assume that the problem lies elsewhere.

 House : But given that this case doesn't make any kind of sense whatsoever,

 House : An anatomical defect would seem more likely, but let's not rule that one out.

 Foreman : Even more likely, he is human, his anatomy is where it's supposed to be,

 Stuart : Well, maybe if you called your mother more often, you'd know.

 Stuart : I, um-- I want you to know that even though we're on opposite sides...

 Stuart : People from opposite sides often have good relationships.

 Leonard : ...you start to over-think, over-analyze, obsess, you worry.

 Beckett : Franco Marquez, you're under arrest for the murder of Hayley Blue.

 Franco Marquez : I loved Hayley. She was my soul mate. Why would I kill her?

 Franco Marquez : Huh! When I heard how you found her, I knew what you'd think.

 Franco Marquez : "She wrote a song about me, so of course I must've..."

 Franco Marquez : She played a set at the Bitter End last night.

 Franco Marquez : A brand new song. It was like a total surprise.

 Franco Marquez : Like, there was no e-mail blast or nothing, so I wasn't there.

 Franco Marquez : Someone recorded the concert and posted it online.

 Franco Marquez : It's gone totally viral already. So, that's where I was.

Plus, it'd be better for my ego if we didn't stand next to each other.

 Monica : -Wanna give me a hand? -I can't get over how great you look.

-You look incredible too. You're so fit. -I'm watching the game, but I'm not deaf.

 Monica : -I meant to tell you, Ross is coming. -Great, I love Ross.

 Ryan : - Where is she? - She's upstairs! She's in the apartment!

 Castle : You let me think I was crazy? You let me think you were gonna die!

Yeah, but, Castle, you were so bored over the past couple of weeks,

 Bernadette : Especially the part where he kisses her nether ye.

 Bernadette : Why are you still hanging out with Leonard so much

 Sheldon : What if we end up in a factory making Bart Simpson piÃ±atas

 Frank : We found ninja stars. I almost get my arm broken by a hooker...

Phoebe and l were in the dressing room. Gosh, it's just such a small world.

 Rachel : Oh, God, you did, you heard. Okay, look, let me explain.

 Rachel : Yeah, that's Phoebe. That's Phoebe. You know, she just wants them all.

 Decker : I could really use a drink right now. Do you have any Scotch?

 Flanagan : Why am I blessed with your presence on this day, huh?

 Phoebe : Now our Neil must decide Who will be the girl that he casts aside

 Howard : Maybe a Tupperware bowl of roasted potatoes and carrots?

 Sheldon : ...you were given powerful pain medication and a muscle relaxer...

 Nurse 2 : At 60 seconds, you're supposed to admin another drug.

 Bailey : Not in the five minutes it takes you to get to the emergency. Immediately.

 Foreman : We expect family members to make decisions about their loved ones

 Foreman : I shouldn't have stolen your article. I shouldn't have exposed you.

 Beckett : Don't worry, Castle. She's not gonna get through that wall.

RYAN : The two houses we know they used had other common elements.

 Ryan : Close freeway access, long, wide driveways that can fit a semi,

and both are situated in between empty lots or unoccupied houses,

 Emma : You put all your patients through this many tests or just the important ones?

 House : When she gets pregnant, it's like a new station opening in DÃ¼sseldorf.

 House : Before you know it, the trains are backed up all the way to Berlin

 House : and you've got a bunch of angry Germans with nowhere to go.

I have read the outcome of mirror syndrome is almost always unfavorable.

 Esposito : where Chen was hiding them and how much they were worth.

 Beckett : And if Chen found out that his lawyer's little girl stole $2.3 million from him...

 Esposito : It would be motive to bash her skull against the ceiling.

 Beckett : That doesn't sound like the actions of an innocent man. Where did he go?

 Ryan : We're trying to track him down, but no one in his family is talking.

 Esposito : Ryan's bringing in his realtor right now to see if she knows where he went.

 Realtor : All I know is he was willing to take a huge loss to close immediately.

 Realtor : He just wanted the house out of his name and the cash in his account.

Did he give you any reason why he was looking to unload so quickly?

 Realtor : No, he said he needed the money for business reasons,

 Realtor : It's my job to know everything about every home I sell.

 Realtor : I don't know what they're putting in the water out there,

 Oliver : You're borrowing money to buy options that are already out of the money.

 Oliver : Your house, cars, bank accounts, you'll lose everything.

 House : The billionaire thinks that the gods will treat him better if he's broke.

 Roy : You can't have all the good fortune in just one area of your life.

 House : so are most people. Unfortunately, it doesn't make them insane.

 Ken : If he signs that paper, he's not only gonna destroy his own life,

 Ken : but the lives of thousands of people who rely on this company to make a living.

 Cuddy : I know you're upset, but you shouldn't make a decision like this right now.

 Foreman : Your son's dying from an incurable disease, not bad karma.

They just get what they get, and there's nothing any of us can do about it.

 Carol : You'll find someone. The right woman is waiting for you.

 Carol : All you need is a woman who likes men, and you'll be set.

 The Interviewer : How does it feel to have a huge gay fan base?

 Ted : Has it ever occurred to you to give some of this to charity?

 Barney : Charity? You're seriously talking to me about charity?

 House : We drag out her story, tell each other that it'll help her heal

 Amy : Do you think he'd let me draw a syringe full of his blood?

 Penny : But if you get him to go jogging, it'll just pour out of his nose.

 Bernadette : Tammy Bodnick. One time while I was in gym class...

 Bernadette : ...she stole all my clothes and left an eIf costume in my Iocker.

 Amy : That's nothing. In ninth grade, the girls put Rogaine in my hand lotion.

 Amy : I think the one that hurt the most was Gorilla Fingers Fowler.

Oh, I don't know. My school was a nice place. We didn't have bullies.

 Amy : Come on, no one ever gave anyone mean nicknames, or picked on them...

 Amy : ...or put gum in their hairy knuckles so the nurse had get it out?

 Penny : Yeah, I need to start cracking the window when I leave you in the car.

 Bert : You thought I was gonna ask you to go with me to the mineral show.

 Kathy : No, it's not like that. I work for a medical researcher.

 Chandler : We were up all last night talking. She said the funniest thing about

 Ross : He's a little sensitive right now because he's so in love!

- Why aren't you home in bed? - My grandmother's never had chickenpox.

Please tell me you have, because oh, my God, I forgot how cute you are.

...when Jimmy Hauser had chickenpox, and rub that kid all over my face.

 Monica : You know how many times l've seen him jump up like that?

 Jamie : She scuttled the settlement. She reported me to the bar.

 Masters : Dr. Kaufman, I need to speak with you and the patient alone.

 Beckett : I swiped Wyndham's card case. It's got his prints all over it.

 Esposito : Ryan already did that three times. Wyndham's not our killer.

Steroids. The guy was a drug user. I'm sure he wouldn't have balked at pumping up through chemicals.

 Chase : That'd explain the weight gain and the kidney problems.

 House : If your car breaks down, you're an hour late, not two minutes.

 House : And two minutes isn't late enough to use a clever excuse like car trouble.

 House : Either a guilty conscience, or something personal's going on.

 House : See, that's all you had to do... Just walk in, sit down, do your job.

 Lola : Trust is a big issue in early recovery. He really did gain the weight honestly.

 Alex : Get some restraints and turn the water off to the floor.

 Derek : which is pressing against your cavernous nerve, which is causing the erection.

 Meredith looking a little queasy : Um... It's going to be fine.

 Meredith looking a little queasy : Um, Dr. Shepherd is gonna schedule surgery.

 Derek : I'll remove the tumor and everything should return to normal.

 Derek : I have a urologist on his way up to talk to you, but yes, "normal" normal.

 Steve : Don't tell her about the tumor. I don't want to scare her. She'll be flying.

- When did you start seeing each other? - We're not... seeing each other.

 Monica : Why would you fake it when we're trying to have a baby?

 Leonard : But we were thinking more of us maybe living together with...

 Leonard : or maybe she and I'll take this place, you can move across the hall.

 Sheldon : What? Me move across the hall-- Why would you even suggest such a thing?

 Leonard : Because I love Penny, and want to give her the life she deserves.

 Sheldon : You're putting your future bride's happiness above mine.

 Leonard : Do you mind? I'm questioning a lot of things in my Iife.

 Sheldon : Is one of those things your fondness for orange juice?

 Sheldon : ...that I never formally congratulated you on your pending nuptials.

 Sheldon : I hopped on the first bus and hightailed it down here to shake your hand.

 Castle : All right. As long as we're clear my daughter's off limits.

 Phoebe : - You should hear my phone number. - Okay. We'll be right back.

I know that, and I know hiring him was not the smartest thing I've ever done.

 Terry : Surprised your big head could fit through our small halls.

But before I do it, if you're a cop, you have to tell me, right?

 Leonard : And I promise, after waiting four months, fast is what you're gonna get.

 Ross : You know what? It's fine. If you're okay with the Barbie thing, so am I.

 Ross : If she's talking to it, I just think I should get some belly time too.

 Castle : You know, back in the '40s all the greats played here.

 Castle : If these walls could talk, man, the stories they would tell.

 Lanie Parish : I'm calling the time of death between 6 : 00 and 8 : 00 this morning.

 Lanie Parish : Looks like he tried to defend himself with this. Obviously, it didn't work.

Well, he still had his wallet, cell and a room key from the Parksville Arms.

 Kevin Ryan : Pockets were pulled out, indicating the killer searched the body.

 Ryan : We'll hit the SRO. See if there's anything we can find out about him.

 Castle : Actually, I was looking for a clue. I think I've found one.

 Manager : Well, that's just great. What am I supposed to do with all his crap?

We'll be taking some of it off your hands as part of our investigation.

 Manager : Oh, I don't know, the Titanic, from the looks of things.

 Esposito : If you can remember anything else, can you please give me a call?

 Monica : -Things are crazy at the restaurant. -You're really that busy?

 Chandler : Hi, this is Chandler Bing. l made a reservation there...

What do you mean, it's nonrefundable? Well, can l just come some other time?

Tell them that in two weeks, l will once again be a masseuse in good standing.

 Chandler : Look, this is ridiculous. l'm not paying for that room, okay?

-Don't worry, use your travel insurance. -l don't have travel insurance.

 Ross : Well, this is what happens when people live on the edge.

 Cuddy : Takayasu is manageable with steroids, which you already know.

 House : Now, I have the mad skills to be scoring all the hot babes,

 House : but instead I'm spending my time wiping drool off your chin

 Castle : When you do it, it's an illegal search. When I do it, it's just illegal.

 Castle : Then I call downstairs to the front desk, tell them that the lock has been cut.

 Castle : they find the body, they call the police, and you have probable cause.

 Castle : If you stay out here in the hallway, you won't be violating anyone's rights.

 Bernadette : Hey, I just spent the last three hours coloring myself blue.

 Bernadette : I'm gonna be washing paint out of my smurf for a month!

 Leonard : Ja. Und later she's going to arrest me for going faster than the speed of light.

 Penny : Because you e-mail me your bathroom schedule once a week,

 Sascha : The door was closed. It started getting loud, so I bolted.

 Justin Hankel : I coached her on her routine, interviews, oversaw stylists, makeup,

 Justin Hankel : clothing, violin lessons, glamour shots. Everything she needed to win.

 House : Well, if it is, it's gone from zero to 60 in three weeks,

 House : Not the fun M.S. with the balloons and the bike rides for cripples in wheelchairs.

maybe he can walk for another couple of years, maybe live for another five.

 Chase : It'll take months for a definitive diagnosis. What'll happen to me?

but as the disease progresses, the problems will become more severe.

 Chase : M.S. strips them of the insulation, and the nerves die.

 Chase : But by starting treatment, we're gonna prevent that for as long as possible.

 Chase : and until we get you squared away, you'll stay here, okay?

 Monica : If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes.

 Thirteen : We think he may have asbestosis from your ceiling tiles.

 Cotter : They're not asbestos. I had them checked when I moved in.

Doesn't mean you're gay just because the guy you're sleeping with is.

 House : I'll go test your fiancee for HIV. She the curious sort?

 Ted : I did a lot of stupid things, but I turned my life around.

 Waitress : Good for you. How about a piece of cheesecake on the house?

 Howard : Oh, thank you so much. I've been having the worst night.

 Howard : I just got back and my friends don't care, my wife's sick.

 Howard : I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh, no, oh, no

 Bernadette : It's like I was excited for a present and got socks.

 Leonard : And you thought Spock ears were only good for Comic-Con.

 Izzie : What if it's our fault? What if we did something wrong?

 Cristina : We didn't do anything wrong. We did a textbook procedure.

 Cristina : What? How are we supposed to know the cause of death?

[Woman over PA] Dr. Burke to Cardiology. Dr. Burke to Cardiology.

Looks like whatever good-guy sitcom star Bobby Stark said, she didn't like it.

She's not the only lady saying "Bam" when it comes to Bobby Stark.

 Ryan : No criminal charges, but Mr. Stark has quite the reputation.

 Ryan : Three women filed restraining orders against Bobby Stark in the last year.

 Ryan : Word is, Stark paid quite a bit of cash to make it all go away.

 Ryan : I was talking to Candace Ford and couple of the other girls.

 Ryan : They said that Bobby Stark had started paying quite a lot of attention to Amber.

 Beckett : Maybe Bobby didn't know how to take no for an answer.

 Bobby : See, I got this range as an actor. You probably don't know about that,

 Sheldon : I'm sorry, this is Animal Control. I don't understand the laughter.

 Sheldon : If he was in my home, I obviously would've called 911.

 Sheldon : I have no doubt that there are things that you're frightened of.

 Sheldon : ...because you're stuck in a dead-end public service job.

 Leonard returning in a tee shirt and backwards cap : Too casual?

 Beckett : What was so important that you had to cut my sparring session short?

 Castle : You know, the thought of you fighting in a ring with another woman...

 Beckett : - Oh, your mystery date. - Oh, do I detect some jealousy?

 Beckett : Give me your case-breaking information so I can get a cup of coffee.

 Castle : And it got me thinking, if I can go this crazy over a violin teacher,

 Castle : how crazy would I go if my daughter was about to marry a scam artist?

 Beckett : We don't have the slightest indication that Elise's father knew

 Ryan : that we check gun registration records for Gerry Finnegan.

 Gerry Finnegan : I keep it locked in the safe, hasn't been fired in years.

 Chase : - The mothers aren't sick, so... - No toxoplasmosis, no rubella.

 Wilson : - None of the paramyxoviridae. - Cardiac scarring, people.

 Chase : - Eight vials of blood is pushing it. - Pushing it? Well, we love that.

All right, I'll look into whether there are any antivirals for these eight.

Wait a second. The kids on the floor who didn't get sick... are any of them still in the hospital?

 Wilson : They got moved to the fifth floor, but they're probably all checked out by now.

No, the Limpert boy had a bit of jaundice. He's checking out today.

 Stephanie Goldmark : I'm Stephanie Goldmark. Assistant US Attorney.

Oh, that's funny, because we have a few questions about that ourselves.

 Beckett : why you didn't identify yourself when you made that 911 call

 Weston : Your victim was a confidential informant for my office,

 Goldmark : Cordero put it on every morning and turned it in every night,

 Weston : We think that there was something key to our investigation on that wire

 Beckett : but right now the only lead is this sketch provided by Mr. Cordero's boss,

 House : When Dan came to your house that night, he go through any tall grass?

 House : One of them is still in the room. She has tick paralysis.

 House : But being a teenager, Dan couldn't keep his tick in his pants.

 Cuddy : House, get out of here. We have to re-intubate her, get her into the MRI.

 House : Okay, well, that wasn't nearly as dramatic as I'd hoped.

 Cuddy : Either that or you stressed her into heart failure. BP's dropping.

 Esposito : Ma'am, please tell Detective Beckett what you told me.

 Kelly Gunther : when I saw a woman leave Francisco's dressing room.

 Beckett : millions of Twitter followers, dozens of magazine covers,

 Castle : Even more perplexing. Why in almost every photo is she posed like this?

 Penny : Well, I'd like to pick one that works with my brother's schedule.

 Penny : Uh, 12 to 18 months from now, depending on good behavior.

 Amy : but he was too mad at you to realize what a great idea that is.

 Leonard : He probably just needs a little alone time to decompress.

 Penny : Well, Leonard cooked for me and now we're just having a nice dinner,

 Bernadette : So, Emily, why did you decide to specialize in dermatology?

 Emily : and all the other jobs where you get to do that are illegal.

 Howard : But I think we can all understand how humiliating that was,

 Jenny Duffy O'malley : And he forgot his bottle, so I came by to drop it off.

 Jenny : We've already made it a week. We only have three days to go.

 Kate Beckett : I can't even believe you guys are already getting married on Sunday.

 Javier Esposito : Well, I am looking forward to meeting some of Jenny's sorority sisters.

 Ryan : Then I guess you won't care that Lanie is bringing a plus-one.

 Esposito : How can she already have a boyfriend? We just broke up.

 Castle : Well, she's beautiful, she's intelligent, she's funny.

 Castle : The way she smiles at me sometimes just melts my heart.

 House : Leave that. I want to be able to pour alcohol on it so I can distract myself.

 House : The ear infections, they come in and they try to coax him to...

 Cameron : One of the autoimmunes triggered by a minor infection?

and with a treatment that's more dangerous than what we were considering for lupus.

 Amy : ...get started on those beakers. They're still dirty from yesterday.

 Monica : No, I think we learned that from the "sugar lips" incident.

Because she cries when they die. Then there's the whole funeral.

 Monica : He made me promise not to tell, but I couldn't hold it in any longer!

 Phoebe : I hear you. Are you capable of talking about anything else?

 Chandler : And if all goes as planned, my butt will be smack-free.

Instead, I hung out with some friends and had a couple of beers.

She happened to bring up who was behind the whole head-shaving idea.

 Monica : But you should eat them now, because they're hot from the oven.

But if we're just "goofing around," maybe I will go out with him.

 Castle : from Spanish Harlem three days ago. How tough can that be?

 Beckett : and asked them to put their feelers out to the indigenous rights community.

 Castle : You know, this guy Medina, when he was a grad student,

 Castle : He walked out a month later with the golden head of Yax Pac.

 Beckett : Hey, did you guys get lucky with the mysterious C. T?

 Ryan : And there's a coffee shop on the ground floor, maybe he met C.T. There,

 Ryan : but none of the waitresses recognized Medina's photograph.

 Beckett : No one from the museum can even verify that Medina had a girlfriend.

 Beckett : And that second set of prints that we found at his apartment

 Castle : Well, gentlemen, you'll be happy to know I don't believe in curses.

 Beckett : Well, didn't you say that that mummy smelled kind of funny?

 Phoebe : If you need money, I will lend you money. Just get moving!

 Phoebe : It's worth it if it'll get you moving. You haven't worked in months!

 Penny : So are you and Leonard working on an experiment together?

 Leonard : ...of photomultiplier tubes for a new dark-matter detector.

 Penny : Call me a geek, but I am just nuts for the whole subatomic-particle thing.

 Penny : You know, I have always wanted to see a big science lab.

 David : Afterwards, we take the bike up the coast, we grab a bite to eat?

 House : If it's Wegener's, his lungs won't be able to handle it.

 Joey : After dinner, me, her and Pepper fell asleep in front of the fire.

 Joey : I woke up in the middle of the night and saw the fire was dying out...

 Joey : Another thing I probably should've told you about Ginger...

...we need to consume 5000 calories a day to maintain our body weight.

 Sheldon : Way ahead of you. That's an I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! stick.

 Mrs Koothrappali : If the other guys jumped in the Bay of Bengal...

 Mrs Koothrappali : ...and tried to swim to Sri Lanka, would you?

 Dr Koothrappali : Don't talk back to your mother. This trip is much too dangerous.

 Esposito : He and Jade both left early. In fact, he was out all night long.

 Esposito : He didn't return back to the dorms till after she was dead.

BECKETT : And somehow he lured Jade there for a little private time?

 Castle : Right, but she rejected him, fled. He killed her in a jealous rage.

Hmm, and here I thought ninjas had total mastery of their emotions.

 Castle : Oh, I believe we've already met. Earlier today, in fact.

 Beckett : Because you didn't return to your dorm until 4 : 00 a.m.

 Rachel : Ross is coming over. I think now would be a good time to talk to him.

 Ross : - Do you mind if I sit here for a sec? - Yeah. Yeah, sure. Yeah.

 Leonard : I had enough crappy Christmases as a kid. I'm tired of you sucking the joy out of them.

- What was so bad about them? - I grew up in a house full of crazy academics.

 Leonard : Instead of leaving Santa milk and cookies, we had to leave him a research paper.

 Leonard : And in the morning, you could tell he'd been there because the paper would be graded.

 Leonard : It wasn't amazing. I got a C-minus four years in a row.

 Amy : It's fine. I'm used to being the girl who never gets looked at twice.

 Amy : The guy only did it so that I would give him back his insulin.

 Bernadette : Sometimes the pancreas wants what the pancreas wants.

There are a number of acceptable answers. For example, C, near-Earth transport.

 Sheldon : He drew a raccoon with what appears to be a distended scrotum.

 Sheldon : What hope do I have for establishing new relationships, given that my friends...

 Foreman : We need all this stuff to go. We need to control this environment.

 Stevie : Dad, he's a doctor. He doesn't want to hear your talk.

 Judy : Balance is just starting to be restored now that that girl is gone.

 Foreman : That girl took pretty good care of your son while you were away.

Look, all this stuff may make him feel more comfortable, but it's not gonna...

 House : Ah, if it isn't Dr. "I Had No Friends When I Was Growing Up,

 House : Safe from Cuddy, but I guess not from her trusted rat-complice.

 Wilson : Reasonable people don't debate the relative merits of their handicaps.

 Izzie : - Of course you can't. - Do something! What's the matter?

 Nurse : She has to move over there. Walter, move out of the way.

 Izzie : I can't get this clot out. I need more suction. I need more.

 Monica : -What are you supposed to be? -Remember the satellite, Sputnik?

 Bernadette : You shouldn't have made the alarm code his birthday.

 Raj : I know, why don't we get started on clearing out the baby's room?

 Bernadette : Oh, there's so much junk in there, it's embarrassing.

 House : But, yeah, how are we ever gonna be a couple if you keep hiding her from me?

 Billy : I am not getting mad. I'm just trying to understand you here.

But there's no meeting like you talked about at Trenton General.

 Margaret : The turnout. The turnout. It's been turned. Turning.

 Melissa : I missed you so much I barely even saw my own friends.

 Park : I'm still not sure what was real or what I hallucinated.

 Adams : Coughing up blood? That doesn't really change anything.

 Park : Our treatment breaks down his clot in his head like it's supposed to,

 Esposito : Waitress confirmed that Jordan was at the cafÃ© in Queens till 11 : 00.

 Castle : But who knows how far her secret telekinetic powers might reach?

 Ryan : Well, it turns out, our victim might have had some secrets of her own.

 Ryan : She had a dozen credit cards and she was wearing them out.

 Ryan : Yeah, but Mommy and Daddy weren't springing for any of this stuff.

 Ryan : paid off every month through her own secret bank account.

 Castle : began when school started back up, with that run-in at the library?

 Castle : Madison was out and about that same morning at 5 : 00 a.m.

 Beckett : Okay, so she was going straight to school from wherever she was.

 Beckett : But why would she stay out all night and then go to the school library?

 Castle : What was she doing that she didn't want Jordan to know about?

 Librarian : Students use their IDs to swipe in and out of the library.

l told you, you can't call him every time any little thing comes up.

l could believe it if he came here and hit you over the head with a copy of Highlights.

 Rachel : Wait, Monica said that when you guys were growing up...

 Rachel : Because don't go near Emma, she has not had that shot.

 Monica : -What are you doing here? -They sent me home from work.

 Estelle : I was able to get you and one guest tickets to your premiere.

 Joey : You hear that? I only get one extra ticket to my premiere.

 BAILEY : Well, if and when your attending asks for you then you have to go, don't you?

Grey, trauma room one. Yang, man that stretcher. Karev, come with me.

He was driving. Hit his head, chest hit steering column, old car, no air bags.

 WIFE : He didn't do all this. It was the car. He couldn't stop it.

There are two officers waiting to take your statement about the accident.

It was the car. He dropped me off. He went to park like he always does.

They're both good. I generally just go with, "Monica's drunk again."

 Penny : So, you just left them alone playing games in your house?

 Monica : Really, I mean this is, is so way, way, way, in the future,

 Monica : I'm talkin' hovercrafts and apes taking over the planet.

 Joey : - you I could eat with a spoon - Get away from me I said no!

 Monica : - Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs. - Oh, Richard's here.

 Beckett : Anita, what was your relationship with Justin Marquette?

If you don't know how you knew him, then why would you kill him?

 SIGHS I don't know. I'm sorry, I've been really confused lately.

 Anita : But these last two weeks, they've just been really blurry.

 Beckett : Do you remember going to dinner with your sponsor last night?

 Castle : So then, when did you go to the hotel and meet Justin?

 Castle : I bet if I ordered the Ark of the Covenant, he'd come through.

 Beckett : Kelvin said that the last time that vault was accessed

 Castle : Well, that must be when our thieves stole the high-tech ammo.

 Maggie : "Transplant" sounds like a euphemism for "slim odds. "

Why is a 49-year-old Cleveland man a closer match than her daughter?

 Thouse : is you're searching for what the person wants to hear.

 Amy : How can any woman spend eight hours a day alone with this face...

 Penny : Well, for starters, at some point, that face starts talking.

 Penny : Amy, this is crazy. You have nothing to be suspicious about.

I just wanna stop in, say hi to my boyfriend, and meet his new assistant.

Thanks again for letting me have that last piece of cake at the restaurant.

 Thirteen : I just put it on the bed tray to get him some water.

 House : When I asked you if you watched the patient swallow the pills,

 Cuddy : If you hadn't treated this patient as a game, he wouldn't be dead.

 Cuddy : He died while his attending was lying on a hospital bed

 Foreman : Fever's gone. AST and ALT are back within normal range.

 Amy : Well, how would you want a girl to tell you she wasn't interested?

 Raj : I guess, uh, I'd like her to sit me down, look me in the eye and say,

They were really, really naughty. They were three naughty nurses. Saucy, even.

They were saucy and bad and naughty. Three saucy, bad, naughty nurses.

 Cristina : Soaping each other up. And then this doctor walks in

Mrs. Bradley, do you realize that you've been admitted to the hospital

 Lou : - I don't remember the date exactly... - I have the medical records.

On this date for the past seven years you have what looks like a heart attack.

 Verna smiling : No. No, I know I've had some scares but I don't...

 Lou : We were in the yard. I remember because our neighbor... What was his name?

 Lou : That was all very sad, but what does that have to do with Verna's heart?

 Thirteen : If we're right, you should be back to your old self in no time.

 Richardson : My old self was boring. Can't we keep the new self?

 Foreman : I'm sorry that I read your note and looked in your locker.

 Foreman : I hope you are. I mean, I hope you have someone with you.

 Foreman : If I'm scared about this, I can't imagine how you must feel.

 Thirteen : I guess we took the long way round to being friends, huh?

 Chase : and could give a crap about other people's lives because of it?

 Taub : Which means you've got someone new giving you chew-toys.

 Wilson : Wow. You hate salad. She's really got you tied up in knots.

 Wilson : What you need is a plan that you actually develop with Cuddy.

 the Cook Comes With A Plate Of Fries. He Hands It To House : Still working on that?

 Leonard : Are you aware that your sister is an incredibly attractive woman?

She has the symmetry and low body fat that Western culture deems desirable.

 Sheldon : ...heavier women were the standard for beauty because girth suggested affluence.

 Sheldon : Oh. Okay. You know, I don't want to criticize your rhetorical style...

We took quite a detour from what I understand to be your thesis.

 Sheldon : But for the moment, let's stay focused on Todd Zarnecki.

 Sheldon : for the poor fool, sitting in his split-level suburban ranch,

 Derek : You should go home, Alex. There's nothing you can do here.

another well-known English guy had an opinion about being alone.

 Cristina : We'll keep you here at least ten days for observation.

 Stacy : which depends a little on what you tell them and a whole lot

 Chase : Kayla presented to the clinic with multiple joint and stomach pain.

 Sam : Wait in the clinic for six hours so she can play patty cake?

 Margo : I never told you about it, because I never gave her any.

It was never meant to be permanent, and now that Mark's getting better...

Her respiratory rate's stabilized and her O-sat's back up to 95.

 Lawrence Kutner : I missed it. The lab tech with the tongue stud also pulled up.

 Greg House : Wegener's wouldn't explain the changed mental status.

 Thirteen : Actually, we've been trying to ignore that part of the white board.

 Greg House : I wrote it in black. I'm always serious when I use black.

 Greg House : Are you agreeing with me, or are you making a point?

 Thirteen : How do we know that the real Roz isn't who she is now and who she was then?

 Thirteen : Can't we say that her previous life was true, without making her present one a fraud?

The "life is messy" argument. Nice. Explains everything without explaining anything.

 Greg House : If it's lupus, there's a heart problem we don't know about yet.

 Greg House : Run her through a stress test. If she has a heart attack, I'm right.

Now, kids, when your friends have great news, you're happy for them.

 Robin : I just realized that I am about to have a little niece who looks up to me.

Actually, I read that it's one of the most popular programs in India.

 Sheldon : Might speak to a cultural aspiration to have one's children enter the medical profession.

 Raj : My parents are trying to marry me off to a stranger. What am I going to do?

 Sheldon : Romantic love as the basis for marriage has only existed since the 19th century.

 Sheldon : Up until then, arranged marriages were the norm and it served society quite well.

 Sheldon : Understandable, but there's a universality to that story which transcends ethnicity.

- So who wants to rent Fiddler? - No need. We have the special edition.

 Howard : Gentlemen, I believe I've found the solution to all our problems.

 Raj : ...and when she was done with you, she discarded you like last night's chutney?

 Leonard : ...and it might be a little awkward, you know, given that I...

 Leslie : There's no reason to feel uncomfortable because we've seen each other's faces...

 Leslie : ...and naked bodies contorted in the sweet agony of coitus.

 Hugo Morrison : Corporate badges, passports from nonexistent countries.

 Hugo Morrison : But with Jason's equipment, you can forge counterfeit IDs

 Hugo Morrison : - But it's illegal. - But that didn't stop you, did it?

 Hugo Morrison : So if anybody got busted, they couldn't identify me.

 Hugo Morrison : They'd roll over on their grandmothers if they got caught.

 Hugo Morrison : No. This last job, it was different. I knew I shouldn't have taken it,

 Hugo Morrison : They're Ukrainians. They found me on the Internet.

 Hugo Morrison : I sent Roger to make the drop and pick up the money.

 Hugo Morrison : After he made the drop, he called me on the hotline,

He called again close to midnight and said his cover had been blown.

I must have done something wrong. Must have messed up the passports...

Oh, poor guy. He's so lonely. We should set him up with someone.

 Bernadette : Yeah, but her husband is in serious congestive heart failure...

 Bernadette : ...and a little birdie told me he's in the placebo group.

 Penny : Okay, so future grief-stricken widow is the one to beat.

 Sheldon : Do a good job and I'll tell you Cosmo's ten dynamite tips

 Leonard : So, now that you're no longer invested in string theory,

 House : Let's pray he hasn't gone into hyperdrive. We'll never catch him.

I had to go where there are no windows so I could get the chip out like you said.

 Clancy : - I can feel it, I just can't grab it. - Clancy, stop! There is no chip.

 Castle : The key to a good jack-o'-lantern is understanding negative space.

Can't. I'm off to a masquerade ball. Perhaps I'll meet my Gatsby.

 Castle : Mother, I'm impressed. You still fit into your prom dress.

 Martha : - Have you asked him yet? - I was waiting for the right moment.

 Martha : Oh, let her go. She's far more responsible than you ever were.

It would help when I'm kissing if you didn't shout my sister's name.

 Ted : Any one of those three. Whichever's easiest and right nearby.

 Marshall : Are there more members of my family that you want to crap all over?

 Howard : Why don't you give me a minute to talk it over with my friends?

 Howard : Yeah, I know. I'm just trying to figure out how much I wanna punish him.

 Sheldon : ...freshly brewed iced tea if anyone would like some.

 Danny : The past is the past, that's why I don't like talking about it.

 Cuddy : They apply to wheelchairs and powered scooters only. Not toys.

 House : For some reason, my leg's been hurting a lot this week.

 Barney : No, Was wasn't where Where was, Was was where Wrong was, right?

 Beckett : He pays more in alimony in a day than I make in an entire year.

 Castle : You're not paranoid if someone's actually trying to kill you.

 Beckett : - she's nothing like Nikki Heat. - You just can't stand it

 Castle : that a beautiful actress is actually interested in me.

 Esposito : We just finished the sweep of Bobby's car. First off, the Bugatti?

 Esposito : Holy shift! When you start this thing, you can feel it right...

Wait a minute. One box? Come on. I'm trying to send a little girl to Space Camp.

I'll tell you what. I'll put you down for eight boxes. One for each night.

All right. I'll take one box of the Mint Treasures. One, and that's it.

 Monica : I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds. Remember?

 Greg House : You seriously have no idea when to shut up, do you?

 Amber Volakis : Reasons don't matter. Results are the only thing...

 Greg House : Loves kids, apparently has a heart, perhaps even a soul.

Well, what's the committee gonna do to me? I never even met this patient.

You signed the charts, you're responsible for everything Chase does.

 Wilson : Unless her advice to Chase is to make a deal and give you up.

 Stacy : Then why did you call her an hour after she left the clinic?

 Chase : The way she hesitated, I thought she might have had a doorknob question.

says he's got a sniffly nose, you examine him for 10 minutes, right?

 Chase : and he says, "Oh, yeah, and my penis has turned green".

Embarrassing question, the only important one, patient saves it for last.

 Stacy : So you knew she was about to ask the most important question

 Penny : I just love decorating the Christmas tree, it makes me feel like a little girl again.

 Leonard : ...holidays weren't so much celebrated, as studied for their anthropological...

 Leonard : And then broke off into focus groups and critiqued each other.

 Sheldon : ...we had an inflatable Santa Claus with plastic reindeer on the front lawn.

To make things more jolly, there were so many blinking lights on the house...

 Sheldon : I do not. But if you insist on decorating a spider-infested fire hazard in my home...

 Beckett : Okay. I'm still not sure why you needed the Captain to come down.

 Lanie Parrish : Then the killer took the time and the risk to cut out the bullet.

 Esposito : Obviously our killer was worried that ballistics would lead back to him.

 Beckett : - Do you have a time of death? - Between 9 : 00 and midnight.

 Esposito : We still don't know what he was doing in that neighborhood.

 Joey : but I got rid of those because Rachel couldn't stand the smell.

It's a couple weeks past its expiration date, so it's got a bit of a kick.

Now that she's gone, I can do stuff around here that I couldn't do before.

 Esposito : He's trying to provoke one of these guys into giving up their hand.

 Castle : Has to kill him, send a message to anyone else who owes him.

 Castle : So one night, he lures him into an abandoned building,

 Cameron : Bit more likely she got sick in Caracas than in New Jersey.

 Cuddy : half the passengers on this plane could get infected and die before we reach New York.

 Cuddy : That booze did not give him the rash. It is textbook meningococcus.

 FINN : Meredith, I don't want to pressure you. You have a decision to make.

 BAILEY : We're operating around it which is what's taking so much time.

 MR. HERNANDEZ : do you think he'll be OK by the time she gets here?

 BAILEY : I do have to get back in there. I just wanted to give you an update.

 MR. HERNANDEZ : - That he's still alive. - Yes, that he's still alive.

 Clinic Patient : Yeah, but he won't give me the prescription I need.

 Cuddy : Well, in newborns it's been shown to reduce future risk...

 Clinic Patient : No. In adults with cancer, too. I've read studies.

 Clinic Patient : I just need a prescription so I can get reimbursed by my insurance company.

 Cuddy : They said they'd reimburse the cost of breast milk as a cancer treatment?

 Clinic Patient : What are you, some type of shill for the insurance company?

 Clinic Patient : and I've never been sick a day in my life till this happened.

 Clinic Patient : Well, then give me the script. It won't help you.

 Clinic Patient : Okay, so it won't harm me and it won't harm you,

 Clinic Patient : but it's this insurance company... This is not about insurance.

 Slaughter : 'cause I got an eyewitness who puts you and your girls here

 Slaughter : shooting the hell out of h in Queens two nights ago.

 Vales : Wow. Your partner here, is pretty high-strung, isn't he?

 Vales : That's too bad, because this was just getting interesting.

 Slaughter : If I were you, I'd get your affairs in orde 'cause I'll be back.

Well, you think I'm going to thank you for almost ruining my play?

l went through this with Ben and Carol. One coffee won't affect your milk.

lt's so weird seeing Ross and Rachel with a baby. lt's just so grownup.

...that maybe l'm ready for a more serious relationship, you know?

 Tyrese : Said a break like this was what she'd been working for.

 Esposito : You have any idea why she rushed out of that party early?

 Epsosito : MC Thug? Yeah, the rapper. Been shot, like, seven times, right?

 Tyrese : Now on Holly's first break, he walked over to her booth,

 Tyrese : I could see she was getting upset, tried to push him away.

Then he grabbed her wrist and said, "Next time it's gonna end different."

This MC Thug, did you see him at the party anymore after Holly left?

She's gonna die when she sees this. Thank you. Nice to meet you.

 Esposito : And that was just at this year's Hip Hop Music Awards.

 Beckett : How did Holly wind up in the sights of a guy like that?

 Ryan : Well, whatever was going on between them happened way before that party.

 Amber Volakis : I watched this football game once, and I noticed something odd.

 Greg House : There's something freeing about being a loser, isn't there?

 Amber Volakis : Mommy didn't love me enough. Daddy expected too much from me.

 Amber Volakis : Let's assume that's true. I get how that can make me a screwed up person.

 Amber Volakis : But how is my willingness to do anything to get the right answer

 Amber Volakis : Or put in terms you can understand, how is it bad for you?

 "thirteen" : You care about this job more than you care about his life?

 Chris Taub : I care about my wallpaper more than I care about his life.

 "thirteen" : There's no reason to be a doctor if you don't care.

 Cameron : People don't get better then worse on the same treatment.

 Cameron : Blood panel and enzymes show her proteins are normal.

 Chase : Complement factor-H deficiency. If she has that, she's dead.

 Chase : She'll get one infection after another until her body shuts down.

 House : Maybe we can get ahead of the game. Manage each symptom as it comes up.

 House : Give her five miserable years instead of six miserable months.

 Foreman : There's no diagnostic test for complement factor-H deficiency.

 Alexis : Oh, nice. But I already picked up a copy on my way home.

 Castle : - Well, did you read it? Was she kind? - The writer loved you.

 Alexis : She even loved the book. It was your basic puff piece.

 Castle : Well, I'm sure my mother will find something to say that will keep me

 Castle : - She didn't get that play? - She did. Just not the part she wanted.

 Alexis : Gee, Dad. Picking up hotties while you're working a case?

 Raj : Well, what if we put out a lite version for half a million?

 Penny : Well, he was moping down in the lobby, so I invited him over.

 Leonard : Why do you regret... Uh, never mind, stupid question.

 Penny : Look, can't you just let him play with you until bedtime?

 Leonard : and while we're doing that, you could take an aerial tour

 Raj : that's the kind of girl I want to take on a submarine ride.

 Mr. Singleton : Mary and I were talking, and we think Bex should stay...

 Mrs. Singleton interrupts : She can't handle something like this.

 Mrs. Singleton interrupts : - You saw the scars. - You're not gonna tell her?

 Mr. Singleton : We thought, since you're already going to be in there...

 Mrs. Singleton interrupts : it might be easier on her to remove whatever boy parts she has.

 Mr. Singleton : - Keep her more of a girl. - You're asking me to perform

 Mr. Singleton : All she's said all her life is that she wants to be normal.

 Esposito : Because Scott was about to blow the whistle on George Keller.

 Esposito : You probably threw the clothes out, but what about the shoes?

 Esposito : Because blood residue can be one stubborn son of a bitch.

 Jesse : Someone is messing with me and I know you're involved somehow.

 Mr. Boyle : ...he wants to leave all his earthly possessions...

 Mr. Boyle : ...to "the noisy girls in the apartment above mine."

 Mr. Boyle : You be noisy girl number one. You be noisy girl number two.

 Monica : I can't believe that this whole time we thought he hated us.

 Monica : Isn't it amazing how much you can touch someone's life...

 Chandler : Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap.

 Thirteen : What if the patient's missing a tumor suppressor gene?

 Foreman : How would we even find it? We need to blast him with chemo now.

But if we pump the patient full of vascular endothelial growth factor...

 Foreman taking Deep Breaths, Trying To Calm Down, Speaking Slowly : You want to grow more and bigger cancers.

 House : We can't figure out what three small ones have in common,

 Foreman glances At The Monitor, His Pressure Is Climbing : Is this idea real,

 Foreman glances At The Monitor, His Pressure Is Climbing : or are you just threatening to kill the patient to screw with me?

 Foreman glances At The Monitor, His Pressure Is Climbing : This whole thing is idiotic!

 Foreman glances At The Monitor, His Pressure Is Climbing : What does it matter what's inside of me if I know how to control it?

 Thirteen : Makes no difference to us, but you may want to make out a will.

 House : Go get lotto boy's consent, and turn his cancers up to 11.

 Leonard : If you ever need a break, the owner of the train store

 Sheldon : I didn't knock, but it's fine. I didn't knock, but it's fine.

 Penny : - There's no space in the white zone, so... - Anyway...

 Leonard : ...we can e-mail and I think the phone connections are good.

And extra Dramamine? You remember what happened on It's a Small World.

 Sheldon : Dear Lord, a police officer is glancing in our direction.

 Leonard : - I have something I want to give you. - Oh, Leonard.

 Sheldon : He got it at the mall on clearance. Move, move, move!

 Sheldon : Don't worry, officer, they just love each other, we're not smuggling drugs.

 House : I wouldn't be surprised if he's got six different symptoms

 House : Give him tocopherol and zinc supplements for the excess vitamin A.

 Masters : And if we're wrong, his intestines could get further distressed

 House : Oh, no. Wait. You're not signing that for moral reasons?

 House : You're declaring yourself the sole arbiter of true love?

 House : She wanted me to bribe you like they do back in the old country.

 House : You gave sedatives to a patient who's already sleeping 18 hours a day?

 Foreman : It was better than letting her scratch all the skin off her arms.

Where's Wilson? - Creepy-crawlies are consistent with paraneoplastic syndrome.

Infection? - That's what a worsening of symptoms after immunotherapy would suggest.

 Foreman : Blood cultures and the timeline rule out most bacteria.

 House : Patient throws up on your shoes, do you clean up most of it?

 Foreman : The symptoms rule out the rest. Serology rules out viruses.

 Foreman : But it's not possible for a patient who's never been to Africa to have African sleeping sickness.

 House : - I'm just saying it fits the symptoms. - She could've got it from a transfusion.

Or I'm just saying she could've got it from a transfusion. - Which she never had.

 Ted : Couldn't she agree with me just once, even on something little,

 Ted : like what movie to see or what topping to get on our pizza

or... I don't know, my lifelong dream of building a skyscraper in New York City?!

 Ted : sometimes I do wish we were a little more like you and Marshall.

 Beckett : In the meantime, you should probably go back to the hotel

 Marilyn : Shouldn't we make an announcement? Let everyone know that she isn't dead?

it might be safer to let them assume that they've actually succeeded

that it's gonna help ticket sales if everyone thinks she's dead.

 Marilyn : Sweetie, you've worked really hard on those new songs.

 Marilyn : Your building is supposed to be secure. How did he get in?

 Beckett : Most people don't know this, but the serial number of the printer

 Ryan : It's printed in tiny little yellow dots invisible to the naked eye.

 Chase : We wait 30 minutes, she'll definitely have brain damage.

 Adams : You're trying to make sure she's either perfect or dead.

 Adams : And you can't know because you can't think clearly about her.

I'll step aside if you wanna go with Don and live in a house of cheese.

-You don't believe in soul mates? -No, but I'm sure "tomahtoes" does.

No, I've had second thoughts. Do you know how hard it'd be to clean?

 Castle : When I got home last night, she was sacked out on the couch.

 Castle : I had to carry her up to bed. That's the first time in years.

 Martha : Poor baby, she hasn't been herself since getting that rejection.

 Castle : You scored a goal off your head and you didn't even realize it?

Hey, come on, Alexis. Some of these awards a re for actual achievements.

 Alexis : This has nothing to do with Ashley. It's me, Dad. I'm a failure.

But you are gonna have to accept that you didn't get in and move on.

 Foreman : I'm not letting you go till you give me that syringe.

 House : His back, his torso, everything's a mess. His forearms are clean.

 Foreman : So a drop of burning gasoline fell on his wrist, a screw from the ATV.

So, he can talk to you about sex, crack, anything except cigarettes.

 House : - Nope, that's the end of it. - Quitting smoking can kill?

 House : are loaded with whatever antidepressants they can get cheap.

And since Mommy and Daddy obviously didn't take him to a pediatrician...

 Foreman : Flout my authority, make the hospital look bad, back to jail.

 Penny : and not tell Bernadette how badly I blew this interview?

 Beckett : You never wrote a book called Tropical Storm, Castle.

 Castle : leaving me with an irrational but overpowering fear of tsunamis.

We ran prints and passport. He's definitely the real Henry Jenkins.

 Castle : they realized their system had been hacked two days ago,

 Chase : We never really treated it. We stopped the interferon when it started poisoning his liver.

Am I gonna have to write a song about it? His chronic hep "C"...

 Foreman : - The estrogen level indicates it is. - It indicates something else entirely.

We can't give him interferon now. There are still traces of the lozenges in his system.

 Foreman : It's never been tried on a human being. It could kill him.

 Chase : What's the difference? He's dead without it. - They're running a trial...

 House : What else could cause his estrogen level to be that high?

 Ted : Can you believe it? He's resorting to the oldest move in the book.

 Ted : The classic, "pretend to take the offer off the table so I'll want it more."

 Ted : It's so obvious, right? As if that's gonna make me be like,

 Marshall : I executed the paperwork for the new architect this morning.

 Marshall : It's not a move, dude. The senior partners were getting impatient.

 Chandler : It was terrible. I fought with my colleagues the entire time.

 Chandler : No, I got to see Donald Trump waiting for an elevator.

You know, at the Taj Mahal he has his own private glass elevator.

 Chandler : Somewhere there is someone with a tranquilizer gun..

 Monica : He called the Long Island Expressway a "concrete miracle."

 Leonard : Your hypothesis is completely disconfirmed by all the data.

 Leonard : You're just clinging to it out of intellectual stubbornness.

 Raj : No, you're displaying a shocking ignorance of the subject matter.

 Sheldon : ...all you turn into is some schmo with a mummy bite.

 Sheldon : So, like a zombie that's been eaten from the waist down...

Well, except for one, but I would have had to share it with an Armenian family.

 Rachel : ...I would strike up a conversation about sandwiches...

 Izzie crying : You didn't hurt me. I don't even know you. I'm a farmer.

 Taub : I think you should be tested, unless you've already done so.

I thought if I could just get those files back, I could stop her.

 Miles : Why would she fight me? I mean, I didn't even know the gun was loaded.

 Castle : Well, the station manager confirmed Miles was on thin ice.

The only way he could save his career was to break a splashy story.

 Castle : So he made a deal with Mandy to help her in exchange for the exclusive.

 Esposito : She had this whole secret life she was hiding from them.

Yeah, I learned at my aunt's dog-grooming shop. What do you say?

 Lawrence Kutner : after giving him a sedative to keep him still.

 Greg House : but since the opiates would decrease his respiratory drive,

 Greg House : You know that the heart does the blood stuff, right?

 Greg House : You said the picture sucked because the patient was shaking.

 Lily : infecting every single moment of the rest of their relationship.

 Chris Taub : If you don't do the surgery, the patient will die.

 Chris Taub : and everyone will know that you had nothing to do with it.

You know, it's funny. l've been practicing the art of seduction myself.

l don't know how to tell you this, but l think Monica's cheating on you!

 Barney : She started the night here, but as the night's progressed,

 Barney : Which has caused her to drift across the mendoza diagonal

How about that scene where Mac teaches Cheese how to yodel? Come on!

 Foreman : of very special patients to get to understand them better.

 Taub : Why would House throw out a book worth hundreds of dollars?

 Kutner : Can you really put a price tag on screwing with people?

 Taub : Can you get us into Natalie Soellner's locker while we're here?

 Taub : House always has an agenda. Just screwing with us isn't...

 Kutner : Yeah, he'd never do that. Oh, wait, he already did, last year.

 Taub : He was making us fight over who could get him the best present.

 Taub : No animosity, no ugly competition. I think it's a real present.

 Lanie : Yep. Based on the amount of it, I'd say that bullet is 200 years old.

 Castle : Yeah, he just doesn't seem like the time travel type to me.

Can't be a time-traveling killer. Bullet had 200 years of rust on it.

Catch the right angle, this sucker could take your head clean off,

 Vikram : He must be working with Hayley. She's got the skill set for this.

 Vikram : If she does, they'll have instant access to our entire investigation.

 Castle : Sorry about that. Just taking off my pants. You coming up?

 Marshall : Those are the last words my father will ever say to me.

The carbolic acid should be on the shelf right next to the regret and the self-loathing.

 Chris Taub : I'm not self-hating. I hate religious people who are out of touch with reality.

 Chris Taub : Cleaners are all organic. Nothing with carbolic acid.

 Eric Foreman : Candlelight meals, flowers... It's as much a ritual as anything these people do.

 Eric Foreman : Why not go with someone who's pre-vetted, shares the same values? Cut to the quick.

 Chris Taub : Values may give you the big picture, but time together gives you the little picture.

 Thirteen : Music business isn't exactly known for its holiness.

 MEREDITH : And I thought I had a choice to make. I thought I had to decide.

 MEREDITH : But I think I owe myself the chance to consider my options.

 MEREDITH : There's this thing that allows for the considering of options.

 CHIEF : You get all the best cases. Trauma comes in at night, you get first dibs.

 Leslie : I played Smelly Cat for my old ad agency. They went nuts!

Are you buying me? Is this the way you get girls to go out with you?

 Pete : You gotta admit that our relationship is hitting a new level now.

 Finn : I think you ought to take door one. It involves you naked in my apartment.

 Meredith : I should point out that there's absolutely nothing you could say

 Meredith : I'm kind of offended that you think that I would go upstairs with you.

 Finn : If you choose door number one, I absolutely will not have sex with you.

 Ms. Graber : And people who fight like you and Izzie... those people love each other.

 Cameron : - It's not likely, but it is possible. - What, in a twelve-year-old male?

This isn't about me, is it? - Gabe's dad found leishmaniasis and filariasis on the Internet yesterday.

 House : except for the nodules, and we're not working out of Calcutta General.

 Chase : - Multiple neurofibromatosis. - You think this is neurological?

 Chase : The only reason you're thinking autoimmune is because you're a rheumatologist.

 House : - He literally wrote the book on this one. - Autoimmune is a big universe.

 Cameron : It could be anything from scleroderma to Churg-Strauss.

 Foreman : Whatever it is, we should start him on steroids, keep the swelling down.

 House : Well, give it to him now before the fat starts dripping out his eyeballs.

You're messing with my head. Your relationship with your dad is messing with your ability to do your job.

 Chase : Only because you made my dad part of my job. Good point.

You haven't seen him in years, he flies across the Atlantic to see you... Pacific.

 House : You breeze by him like he's a Hare Krishna at the airport, don't ask why he's in town. - It's probably a conference.

I was hoping to do this through sheer manipulation, but if you insist on talking, fine. Talk.

What did he do to you? - How would you feel if I interfered in your personal life?

 Taub : Forgot he did cocaine? You're going with forgot over lying?

It fits. Cocaine explains the narcolepsy, narcolepsy explains the sleepwalking.

Whatever's in the cocaine other than the cocaine explains the memory loss.

 Thirteen : Great. We'll start him on immediate treatment for "all kinds of garbage."

 Thirteen : I just noticed that she had cash in her hand. Obviously came from him.

 Thirteen : Obviously didn't have enough time to perform any other services.

 Trudie Styler : -Any minute now, the police will be here. -The Police? Here?

 Monica : -Oh, wait! Stop, stop! -Oh, I'm sorry. Do you need a break?

My boots in tan! Can you get a little closer so I see the price?

 Chandler : I can see it from right here. It'll cost you one husband.

I'm sorry. I can walk the rest of the way now. Just give me my boots.

-I don't have your boots. -I don't have them either. Where are they?

Why don't you check in one of my saddlebags while I chew on a bale of hay?

and I never wanna be guilty of leaving behind what matters most.

 Castle : Yeah, but what about the gun? They would've found the gun on him.

 Castle : You're right. I'm sorry. I'm obsessing. I won't obsess.

 Castle : Except you said it yourself about not hearing the shots.

 Castle : But because it was already dark, Shapiro couldn't tell who it was.

 Castle : He knew it wasn't Franklin's wife because she was still back in the city.

 Castle : Any luck finding a reason why someone would want Franklin dead?

 Beckett : As a matter of fact, he was a banker at Lehman Brothers

 Beckett : Cut a deal for his freedom by testifying against his colleagues.

but now that they're out, any one of 'em could've wanted revenge.

 Castle : We need to talk to Franklin's wife, find out if he had any enemies.

 Chase : I don't know what I believe but sometimes I need to think

 Penny : You found it. It's the sound of a cat being run over by a lawn mower.

Is there any way we can put this off until I have more time to prepare?

 Leonard entering on the phone : Of course, but, uh, you understand my trepidation.

 Sheldon : He's holding the phone to his left ear. Ears do not cross hemispheres.

 Leonard : -without you there to do it? -No. I was just tricking you.

...we do live together. And plus, there's just so much history, you know?

lt's probably not my place, but can l give you a piece of advice?

 Bernadette : that from now on, I'm gonna be much more sensitive.

 Bernadette : I don't want anyone walking on eggshells around me.

 Masters : We don't have very long before the damage becomes irreversible.

 Chase : So we either up his dosage, or go into his head and get the clot out.

 Foreman : He left my place last night after you called. No one's seen him today.

 Wilson : He'll either get over himself and be who she needs him to be,

 Ross : There's nothing you can say! That was the most humiliating thing ever.

 Intern : And then, at the end of the commercial, the girls get out of the hot tub...

 Foreman : We'll continue the transfusions and the treatment for the anemia and liver failure while we're waiting for a donor.

 House : - I don't think this is lupus. - It's lupus. Come on, let's just go...

 House : Your fourth diagnostic criterion for lupus is psychosis.

 Chase : He was being attacked by an animal that wasn't in the room.

That's psychosis. There's a difference between psychosis and hallucination.

 Foreman : So if he was imagining a fake cat, it'd be lupus, but since it was a real cat, it's not?

Family history's asking about family members, meaning people related to the patient.

 Cameron : - Dr. House, come on, let's... - What happened to the cat?

 Dad : - Does this have anything to do with... - Where'd she sleep?

 Foreman : another four of subspecialty training, and where do I end up?

 Sarah : I mean, he wouldn't read it, he would just touch it, crinkle it.

 Sarah : I thought maybe that was a way in. Papier-mÃ¢chÃ© and...

 Sarah : All the kids, I try to become a part of them, and have them become a part of me.

 Sarah : I was supposed to observe a class. I was sent to room 214,

 Beckett : and I used to come here almost every Sunday afternoon

According to his water-soaked wallet, the victim's Zalman Drake, shop owner.

 Detective Kevin Ryan : His assistant, Eliza Winter, found him in the tank

 Detective Kevin Ryan : when she opened up the store this morning.

 Lanie : You know, it is beyond me why people think this is entertaining.

 Castle : They were the first presentation of real life and death consequences.

 Lanie : Well, this magician would have had to hold his breath eight to 10 hours

Well, there's no redness around his ankles where he was hanging.

 Lanie : but I won't know for sure until I get him back to the lab.

 Esposito : and couldn't bear the thought of losing his family's shop,

 Leonard : Isn't that confusing? AA might mean something else to certain people.

 Sheldon : Why would a Physics Bowl team be called Anodized Aluminum?

 Leonard : Well, you're a friend and you like Batman and cookies...

 Sheldon : I don't know where you just came from. It couldn't have been a team meeting.

 Sheldon : I'm on the team and I wasn't there. Ergo, the team did not meet.

 Leonard : ...and one thing led to another and, it turns out, you're off the team.

 Castle : Now that the police know that Vulcan Simmons is Lazarus,

 Fowler : A political super PAC, that's where the money was going?

 Esposito : a wealthy hedge fund manager with significant political connections

 Esposito : He just set up the PAC for Kochler. He didn't run it.

 Beckett : Someone's using it to build a massive political war chest.

 Max : - You can tell me anything. - She hasn't slept in 11 days!

 House : Oh, she could have the best prefrontal cortex in the history of mankind,

 Cameron : if she was never going to do the right thing, why bother knocking her out?

 Cameron : This isn't about them. If she talks, if she does the decent thing,

 Cameron : then you don't get to solve your puzzle, your game's over, you lose.

I forgot about tonight and that we're supposed to make the presents.

 Monica : You went through all this time and effort to make this tape.

 Chandler : You are totally and completely 100 percent forgiven.

 Terzi : Dr. House, heart block plus liver failure could mean autoimmune.

 Terzi : Could be something he ate or drank. Maybe a peptic ulcer.

 Sheldon : We have the maintenance people, the pizza delivery man...

 Adams : No. We already tested his liver enzymes. They're normal.

 House : Or his liver's so far gone, it can't even produce enzymes.

 Adams : Go biopsy to confirm, unless you want your own hearing.

...l went to the bathroom. When l came back, my muffin was gone. Who took it?

...and a raccoon ran in and went straight for your muffin. l said : 

 Joey : -Great. That'd be great. Thank you. -Sure. What was the work thing?

 BAILEY : What about "no working with family" do you not understand?

 BURKE : Now we want to place a partial occluding clamp on the aorta.

 BURKE : Now, we want to make sure that all the grafts are de-aired

- Letting her decannulate the heart? - Freaking unbelievable, huh?

 BAILEY : - What do we have? - Mia Hanson, five-year-old female.

Her blood type is A negative. And she's allergic to penicillin...

 MEREDITH : - Has she had anything to eat today? - Cereal this morning around 6 : : 30.

- Mrs. Hanson, we'll take care of her. - I'm Mrs. Hanson. Mia is my child.

We can't let it happen. We have to do something. We have to break them up.

Aren't you the one that decided you didn't want to be with Ross?

It's just, you know, I didn't expect him to be this happy so soon.

 Sheldon : and like that earworm, I can't get you out of my heart.

 Esposito : It's just that you were seen at the Standish Hotel together two nights ago.

 Ryan : We're just trying to establish a timeline of Melanie's whereabouts.

 Bracken : You're trying to take a professional relationship and use it against me.

 Esposito : He was at some conference all day. Ryan's checking it out now.

 Beckett : He never does this on his own. He always sends someone else.

 Castle : Okay, okay. So, now, not only do we have to find this killer,

 Beckett : The FBI performed an analysis of Melanie's voice mail.

 Beckett : It was a call made from a parking garage where she was abducted.

 Castle : And only 12 sites in the city are currently using that crane.

 Rachel : Maybe you were on the right track with that whole "spontaneous" thing.

 House : A boat full of guy pirates and they make the girl pirate walk the plank.

 House : But just like his dead brother, he really can't let go.

So the artery's been pressing against the temporal lobe of his brain,

 House : Now you guys can explain how we're gonna make him better.

 Beckett : So, do either of you know where Bobby went after the show last night?

 Beckett : We're trying to track his last hours for the coroner's report.

 Hank : I think he said something about going to see his ex-wife.

 Ryan : Seems every five years, he traded in for the latest model.

 Ryan : was arrested over an altercation with Bobby at a restaurant uptown.

 Esposito : There's more. According to the doorman in her building,

 Beckett : Mrs. Mann, when was the last time you saw your ex-husband?

 Beckett : Well, according to the complaint, you did threaten to kill him.

 Cindy : He was dating a younger woman, and she looked just like me.

 Cindy : Sure, nothing fermented, or it could give him a heart attack.

According to your doorman, Bobby showed up at your building last night.

 Rachel : The sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler, the sooner this is all over and in the open.

 Joey : Okay, show him your bra. He's afraid of bras. Can't work them.

 Penny : No, I really-- I'm sorry, free what? Sorry, what, what?

 Penny : does that mean the same thing as when regular people say it?

 Penny : but I'm going to cancel my plans so I can do this for my bestie.

 Penny : you really seem to have a hard time grasping the concept

 Rachel : We ended up spending the day together and had such a great time.

 Marshall : Yeah, that's not really the part I was worried about, guys.

 Cameron : His other secondary sexual characteristics are normal.

If you want to curry favor with me, avoid discussions of other men's testicles.

 Chase : Vascular problem in a major artery wouldn't cause hypogonadism.

 House : Okay, what causes rage, headaches, personality disorder and hypogonadism?

The male genitals are controlled by the hypothalamus and pituitary gland.

 Cameron : A couple blows to the head can cause hypothalamic lesions.

 House : If this were an employee-owned airline in Scandinavia, yes.

 House : It's not lesions. His temperature would be all over the map.

He's gone in less than a week, and you haven't even read a rÃ©sumÃ©.

 House : And let the record show I was right about the cluster headaches.

 Cameron : We thread an endoscopic tube up through the nostril...

 Nate : You don't touch me, all right? You can touch me, just not my brain.

 Martha Rodgers : In celebration of our finally getting together for dinner,

 Richard Castle : Now, given your baking experience, is that a prediction?

 Jim Beckett : I take it cooking's not one of your talents, Martha.

 Martha : I sort of save my creative energy to perfect a more worthy craft, acting.

Uh, good. I've got a class action lawsuit that's keeping me pretty busy.

 Jim : Well, of course, I try to take in a baseball game every now and again.

 Beckett : I think what my dad responds to is the game's nuance.

 Castle : Yeah, I think my mother just means it's not exactly action-packed.

 Beckett : Right, but that would depend on how you look at it, right?

 Ross : - Phoebe, what are you doing? - Sorry, I'm with a client right now.

Unfortunately, this time will be counted as part of your massage.

 Beckett : Amy, did you know her? Do you know anything about her?

 Savvy smiling : I want them to be immortalized before they're gone.

 Savvy smiling : And this way, Weiss gets to look at them whenever he wants.

 Savvy sighs : becoming this crazy old wrinkled couple that argues all the time.

 House : Find anything else in the patient's folder? Like a diagnosis?

 Foreman : Urinalysis revealed excessive protein and red blood cells.

 House : So first she strokes, now her kidneys are shutting down. Why?

 Chase : No signs of fetal distress. No urinary tract obstructions.

Monica runs a pretty tight ship here, doesn't she? What are you doing?

 Chandler : Monica has a secret closet. She won't let me see it.

 Ross : And if you guys can't deal with it, that's just your too bad.

 Monica : What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbie. Big deal.

 Beckett : But you know what I don't picture, Adam? What nobody pictures?

 Beckett : who thought that you were weak and worthless and small.

Yeah, well, you know what l cannot believe? That my so-called sister...

...gets a 30 percent discount from Ralph Lauren, and l still have to pay retail?

 Amy : Well, let me tell you something. Your baby isn't even that cute.

 Barry : No, but they did find evidence that you'll believe anything.

 Sheldon : Am I wasting my life on a theory that can never be proven?

 Barney : Losing my mind lately, and do you know why I feel so bad?

 Barney : Technically, you'll be paid by a toy factory in pyongyang.

 Marshall : Barney, I'm no shrink, okay, but don't you see that this is

 Chandler : When I was growing up, I played the one on the far left.

Maybe he saw your hands slip briefly from the 10 and 2 : 00 position.

 Ross : - Good evening, officer. - Do you know how fast you were going?

 Ryan : Sam's assistant didn't know anything about the property in Queens,

 Castle : he rushes off to New York, frantically trying to get that property.

 Mike : Before the game, we could enjoy some eight-year-old Basil Haydens.

I'm writing a holiday song for everyone. Do you want to hear it?

Look, l' m taking my time, all right? I' m laying the groundwork.

 House : Because you did the right thing. Convinced the parents to treat the kid.

 House : Its roots are still killing their beautiful lawn. We just can't see it.

 House : What if we take the roots from Matty, and put them in Nick?

 Chase : The very thing we've been trying to avoid since the brother sneezed?

 House : Fast enough to tell us what it is, in time to save his brother.

 Wilson : But if we give that marrow to Nick, his symptoms could let us diagnose Matty.

 Scott : You're saying we should kill one son to save the other?

 Cristina : You know the material. You're gonna get a high score.

 Cristina : Not as high as mine, but everything's gonna be fine.

 Richard : You're not to blame for Susan Grey's death and you know it.

Just because you slept with my mother, that does not make you my father.

That's why every organ has a sanitation department, the lymph system.

 Cuddy : He is handcuffed to his bed. He is sedated. He's not going to hurt you.

 Cuddy : He is where he's supposed to be, where you're supposed to be.

 House : Since getting shot is not an FDA-approved treatment for anything,

 Masters : The last time I was on a boat was my freshman mixer in college.

 Thirteen : We'll be back for the next blood draw in 15 minutes.

 Kendall : Listen, I have a ton of prep work to do to be ready to launch.

 Masters : We could stress her body, see if her adrenals respond.

 Masters : Um, Dr. Cuddy, can I come by your office later? I'd love to get some advice.

 Joey : I would sooner die in this hellhole than see her back with you!

 Richard : Are you a little off today? It's going terribly slowly.

 Joey : Look, my best friends are getting married in, like, an hour, okay?

Of course. I'm sorry. I'd hate you to miss anything like that on account of me.

 Raj : I can't wait to ask Stan Lee why he insists on giving his characters...

 Raj : Bruce Banner, Reed Richards, Sue Storm, Stephen Strange...

 Howard : I'm not gonna talk to Stan Lee after you cheese him off.

 Howard : ...and I will scan you into the computer for your action figure.

 Howard : Stop holding your stomach in, I'll give you a six-pack with the computer.

 Wilson : Stealing Oxy from a dead man. Yeah. You don't have a problem.

 Tritter : You want to go inside? Got a cafeteria in there, right?

 Wilson : Drug addicts hurt the people around them with their habit.

 Wilson : statistically, House is a positive force in the universe.

 Beckett : And don't say you don't know her. She is carrying your swag bag.

 Nieman : Except Jerry Tyson is dead. Therefore that can't be him.

 Beckett : If you're innocent, then why won't you give us this woman's name?

 Castle : Any judge we take this to will see this man as Jerry Tyson.

 Beckett : We will be granted a court order for that patient's name.

 Beckett : So you can give it to me now, or I'll see you in an hour,

 Mrs. Rice : Most of the time, when people hit their target weight,

 Claire : I just thought if I wasn't worried about my diet, then...

 Meredith : OK, I think we should focus on taking care of your daughter.

 Derek : This black part of the brain, this... all of that is dead, or dying.

 Wilson : that you've changed enough to know this is the right thing.

 Foreman : This only points to scleroderma. It doesn't prove it.

 Cameron : I've worked with you long enough to know you're reasonable.

 Chandler : You have to put them together yourself, but they cost less.

 Ross : -You still on that? -What was with that Black Bart speech?

 Angel : I've heard stories about him. I know guys he's blackballed

 Esposito : Is there any reason why he might have wanted to come after you?

 Beckett : Why would Bobby go see a comedian who didn't want to do his show,

 Beckett : You don't have to pretend to not be in a good mood for my sake.

 Beckett : chances are we won't find anything. And his financials were clear.

 Chandler : You sure you weren't looking at your hands in a mirror?

Don't you see what this means? I can forget about that stupid movie.

 Joey : But it's gotta mean big money. Come on, identical hands!

 Joey : This is Vegas, man. People will pay to see freaky stuff!

 Greg House : Altered mental status, on the other hand, is a symptom of porphyria.

 Lawrence Kutner : She didn't develop uncontrollable anger, crying, anxiety,

 Greg House : She went directly to the extremes of Hasidism and a life of stringent rules.

 Lawrence Kutner : She didn't like her old life, so she changed it.

 Greg House : He switched jobs to save his marriage. He did it to avoid change.

 Chris Taub : He's right. You don't suddenly choose crazy without suddenly being crazy.

 Greg House : We would if she was also tinkling blood out of her over-excited bladder.

 Greg House : Pump Hadassah full of hematin and give her a phlebotomy.

 Lawrence Kutner : that causes an over-production of a certain protein.

A hair test for damage from drugs showed she has a rare genetic disease?

 Lawrence Kutner : Not exactly. We're testing her now to confirm.

 Yonatan Arnoff : You must have seen something that makes you suspect it.

 Volkov : Did he really think I would not be prepared for an attack?

 House sitting Down And Realizing : That was Cuddy's strategy all along.

 House sitting Down And Realizing : She wanted me to think that she desperately needed me to be there

 House sitting Down And Realizing : so that I wouldn't be there.

 Cuddy : This isn't about her treatment at Princeton-Plainsboro,

 Arlene : Relax, you can still bill me for the time standing in the hallway.

 Cuddy : I know you're mad at me, but you can barely make it up those stairs.

 Arlene : What did I just say? I think it was something about this not being personal.

 Arlene : but no one can hear me, not just my uncaring daughter.

 Arlene : I'll hire help and forget this nightmare you put me through.

 Cuddy : If my board even hears about these threats, let alone a settlement,

 House : No. He was holding it. Private medical insurance, not from the VA.

 Lily : In the future, if you want someone to do their best work,

 Joey : where I like to unwind after a long day of "surgeoning."

 Adams : We got a guy in an ambulance heading to Princeton General.

 Rachel : ...there was a part of me that always knew I wanted more."

All right, there's a nuclear holocaust. I'm the last man on earth.

Just say something about all the things that he's taught you, like...

 Mama : I didn't kill her, Detective. I went there, I said my piece, I left.

 Castle : they wouldn't happen to live in Spanish Harlem, would they?

 Esposito : Yeah, you better go home. We'll call you ifwe find anything.

 Robin : I had to go all over canada and sing this song in malls.

 Sheldon : Well... other than when they're chugging through your bowels,

 Leonard : the military applications since we started talking about this.

 Leonard : ...that occupies the same physical space we're in, but he can't perceive us.

All right, come on, Sheldon, let's go home. We're done fighting.

 Sheldon : Then the next thing you know, I'm hiding in my bedroom...

...blaring a Richard Feynman lecture, Mom shouting Jesus would forgive her...

And my dad's on the roof skeet shooting her Franklin Mint collectible plates.

-Yeah, where is he gonna sleep? -Oh, my God, would you let this go?

 Leonard : Why should I let it go? Why don't you just tell the guy to find a place to sleep?

 Wilson : Well, you might run into him at the movies or on the bus.

 Rebecca : Don't you have to care about people? Caring is a good motivator.

 Phoebe : Something like this would never happen to The Hulk, you know.

 Barney : It's hard to be friends with me 'cause I'm so awesome?

Sorry is fourth, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married.

I want you to take a minute and think about how ridiculous this sounds.

 Lily : One because you lied and two for being prematurely slapped.

 Colleen : Just stop using her toothbrush and stop playing games.

 Ms. Fields : And you think you can do that by getting someone to

 Ms. Fields : pull strings to get her daughter into our preschool?

 Beckett : We contacted the CIA, the FBI, the NSA, and Homeland Security,

 Beckett : and so far, all of them are denying that he was one of theirs.

 Montgomery : Your job. Till someone more important tells us different,

 Beckett : The old cloak-and-dagger, secret meetings, code words.

 Penny : Look, Leonard, you have to know how much I care about you.

 Sheldon : ...I've taken the liberty of having these made for our rematch.

 Sheldon : By appropriating his character's name and adding the S...

 Burke walks over to the bed : The transplant surgeon is on call and waiting. There isn't much time.

 Burke heads to the door : - Let's get him to pre-op. - But I have a couple of conditions.

You're going tell the cops the truth about what happened in this accident.

 Scott : And as soon as we get back home, you and I are moving out.

 Mitchell : Not at least until you catch these guys. These guys are dark.

 Mitchell : looking to put together a crew. Wanted to bring me on.

 Mitchell : feeding him the Glengarry leads, items, names, addresses.

 Mitchell cont'd : And I'm a two-minute man. In and out, that's my one hard and fast.

 Mitchell cont'd : Said he liked to play with his food before he ate it.

 Castle : if I put him in the book, I want it to feel authentic.

 Beckett : just a passing relationship with your mom, and he could be anyone,

 Joanne : No, I don't recognize him. Maybe one of the other victims knows.

 Wilson : Well done. You've kept your word for almost two hours.

Every day you wait, our pal, Tumie, is growing larger in your chest.

 House : You want to live, stop screwing around and do something about ii.

 Wilson : I think I'll start with spending spring break on my own.

 Taub : but they know that sometimes when it seems like mommy and daddy are fighting,

In fact, I've already picked up on a couple of your little secrets.

 Rachel : All right, Joe, you remember the rules. Heads, I win. Tails, you lose.

 Chandler : So we thought we'd throw you a little going-away party around 7.

 Monica : Hey, Rach, you're leaving tomorrow. Shouldn't you be packing?

 Monica : And after I took a shower this morning, I just threw my towel on the floor.

 Rachel : Honey, seriously, I did it all. The luggage that I'm taking is in the bedroom.

 Rachel : This is Emma's Paris stuff. These are the boxes that I'm having shipped...

 Rachel : ...organized in the order that I will be needing them.

 Chandler : - Where's your passport? - It should be next to my plane ticket.

 Chandler : - Well, it's not. - What? Well, maybe I put it in here?

 Chandler to Joey : At what point did it stop being funny that I took her passport?

 Weldon : or anything else I've been accused of in the last 48 hours.

There's a conspiracy against me, and I will not voluntarily feed it.

 Beckett : She confronted him with what she knew, and he killed her.

 Beckett : Conspiracies, intrigue, that's your bread and butter.

 Beckett : That's exactly the kind of story that you would respond to.

 Castle : Once word gets out that the NYPD subpoenaed his clothing

I'm really, really sorry about what happened in the cafeteria today.

 Monica : I eat by myself in the alley, because everybody hates me.

Okay, Rach, when was the last time you had lunch with the shipping clerks?

...but it's totally different. They're not allowed in the executive cafeteria.

When I'm in a play and you're in the audience, I don't talk to you.

 Ryan : What I wouldn't give to be in that box with Jerry Tyson.

 Ryan : Not yet. But CSU's pulling prints to see if she was here.

 Ryan : he came from Iowa six months ago. Works in construction.

 Store assistant : I'm sorry, guys, but the store closed five minutes ago.

 Store assistant : You'll have to come back tomorrow. The registers are closed.

 Amy : Let's get you some food. You'll feel better after you eat.

 Aurora : Up until tonight, I thought that's what you wanted too.

... but it's like l' m two guys. One guy's saying, "This is great! "

 Castle : All on science. All first editions. That's Origin of Species.

 Castle : A book collector with OCD. A habit like that would die hard.

 Beckett : There's a camera here, Castle. I saw the look on your face.

 Ryan : Hey, Beckett. Sorry to call you so late, but I think I got something.

but now it's infected, working it's way into your scapula. We can't have that.

 Mr. Scofield : - I need to see that bullet. - Are you gonna frame it?

 Mr. Scofield : No, smarty pants. I was fragged a couple of weeks before it all ended.

then we're facing enemy fire and I take a hit from the wrong side of the line.

 Mr. Scofield : I could never prove it, but we could prove it now.

 Mr. Scofield : When you pull the damn thing out of me, get me my bullet.

 Meredith : I just agreed to have dinner at my father's house, tonight.

 Meredith : - And, Cristina slept with Colin Marlow. - The Marlow transplant, Marlow?

 Mark : We agreed I wouldn't sleep with anybody, never said I wouldn't look.

 Stella : I just wish that I could get her to quit smoking, you know?

...you should live here. Okay? I hope you get used to that weird humming sound.

 Phoebe : Why? It's fun. It's different. No one else has a name like it.

 Phoebe : - Mike Crap Bag? - No. No "Mike." No, just "Crap Bag."

 House : as you turn around and leave my office without giving me that file.

 Cuddy : Get started on her blood. You can test for viral infections, bacterial...

Bacterial infection's more likely to turn constrictive. It could be TB.

 Chase : Right, forgot about the part where she did time in a Russian gulag.

 Mrs Cooper : When I was pregnant with Shelly, I was driving to church,

 Esposito : Looks like he was heading into work when it happened.

 Esposito : His body was found by his boss at around 7 : 00 this morning.

 Castle : Ah! Perlmutter, I will treasure these special moments we've shared.

PERLMUTTER : It appears he was set upon by an unknown assailant.

 Perlmutter : Probably blunt force trauma to the head, where it hit the concrete.

 House : a single rose on my doorstep each morning would be more enticing.

 Tritter : People who are innocent tend not to try to hide their arrest.

 House : Is that based on your years of experience arresting innocent people?

 House : You're the addict. You're gonna be back on the butts in a month.

 House : You're just taking out your frustration on me 'cause my meds actually work.

 Tritter : has given you a false sense of your ability to intimidate.

 Cameron : That you and George have the same taste in home furnishings and women.

 Martha : She wants to get dressed up, go to a party, meet boys.

 Martha : - She doesn't care about your little book. - Thanks, Dad.

 Castle : Gee, I was thinking, actually, that I might keep the evening about me.

Boy, you know, ever since that little visit from your agent, Paula,

 Martha : Oh, please, she'll be thrilled not to have you following her around.

 Castle : Actually, I'd like to think I've been fairly useful to her, solving cases-wise.

 Martha : Oh, please. I'm sure she got along fine before you arrived.

You want this scone? It came for me but it would rather sleep with you.

- Look, I know you want to do the wedding... - No. If you don't want me to do it...

...I accept that. I don't care about that. I just don't want you to be upset.

 Phoebe : Are you kidding? Another week with that simp, I'll kill myself.

Okay. But who's gonna go first? Whoever goes second is the bitch.

 Monica : I wanted to do this days ago, so I think I should go first.

 Bob : Apparently somebody thinks I'm not "11th-floor material."

 Taub : Kid's about to have a life-changing operation. He's nervous.

 Thirteen : It explains everything, the heart issues, the internal bleeding,

 House : there'd be other subtle clues like a huge target-shaped rash.

 Taub : Why can't you just accept the fact that you cured this kid?

 Beckett : Did you or didn't you have it? It's a simple question.

 Beckett : Who put you up to this, Bobby? Who gave you that backpack?

 Bobby : I was in shock. The bomb went off, everyone was running and screaming.

 Bobby : I'm telling you, it was all a big blank. It was the trauma.

 Beckett : It was not the trauma. You don't get to use that excuse.

 House : Also seamen, merchants, archers, prostitutes and prisoners.

 House : Only for the next 24 hours, as long as you take the antibiotics.

 House : You don't have the skin of a seaman, the fingers of an archer,

Thank you. That's the closest I've come to sex in, like, two years.

 Howard : If anyone's gonna make her feel gross about sex, it's me.

 Raj : Can we please talk about something other than my depressing love life?

Hey. it's been a little tough, but Penny's following her dreams,

 Raj : While showering topless, 16 minutes after brief side butt

 Sheldon : I have an eidetic memory. I don't know what his problem is.

 Penny : and I end up running around with giant gorilla hands and feet.

 Sheldon : Am I missing something, or isn't that the part she was born to play?

 Castle : against any hate mail that the Vegas might have gotten.

 Montgomery : You sure you got no cop in the Castle family tree?

 Castle : No, us Castles are mostly con artists and circus folk, sir.

 Montgromery : No, I think there's a little cop in there somewhere.

 Beckett : - Con artists and circus people, huh? - Yeah, and mind-readers.

 Esposito : Just got back from CSU. They managed to track the blood trail

 Esposito : from the killer's shoe across the park. It dead-ended at the curb.

 Beckett : - So our killer was driving a car. - Yeah. The area was a little muddy,

 Beckett : - Any make and model? - Better. The tire marks are distinctive.

 Esposito : match a car that was tagged in an aggravated assault last year.

 Esposito : The assault was committed with a baseball bat by one Anton Wade.

 Esposito : Plus assault with a deadly weapon, and two A and Bs. Assault and battery.

 Beckett : Your car was at the crime scene, not to mention your unfortunate history

 Beckett : of hitting people with baseball bats. All of that's enough to send you away,

 Edie : but ask him to do the dishes, or show up for a meal on time, or drive her...

 Wilson : You know, before Lenny Bruce died of a drug overdose...

 Chase : House, scratch test is getting results, a lot of results.

 Monica : Well, I just think the baby would keep falling off the dog.

 Monica : Do you, uh, do you, do you not see kids in our future.

 Richard : when our kids go off to college, and our lives can finally start.

 Rachel : -Let's not make a big thing about this. -lt's a huge thing!

Dial it down. Listen, maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes l do.

lt's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know?

And l mean, aren't you just a little curious what it would be like?

 Cristina : I'm working. Trying to figure out what's going on with the crazy woman on four.

 George : You have a better patient than me and you don't even have a patient.

 George : Meredith's got a CF case. Alex's got the gunshot wound.

But no, I'm getting fake labs for a fake patient so she can do a fake surgery.

 Cristina to herself : - She's faking it. - It's real to her. It's Alzheimer's.

 Cristina : - Izzie. How have her studies been? - I've been looking for that everywhere.

Oh! The echo test showed mild mitral stenosis, the tilt test was negative.

 Izzie disbelieving : - Really. Just by the chart? - No, from the pill she took.

They were contraceptives. Why are you so obsessed with this? Just go back to bed.

 Cristina : - She's doing this to herself. - Inducing ventricular arrhythmias?

 Izzie disbelieving : - She'd have to be crazy. - No, she'd have to have Munchausen's.

 Ryan : Oh, wonderful. In fact, we were just discussing your nuptials.

 Esposito : Not the actual event, since neither of us were there.

 Esposito : Well, Lanie says it's too hard to tell. What about you and Hop-Along?

 Ryan : Well, speaking of mysteries, we spoke with Whitney's friends.

 Ryan : she was spending a good deal of time at the Historical Society.

 Chandler : ...intelligence tests, personality tests, and what do I learn?

"You're suited for data processing for a large multinational corporation."

 Han : Abby said someone had been following her for the last month.

 Beckett : Mr. Han, do you have evidence that this other person actually exists?

 Han : Whoever left that note, that's who did this. It has to be.

 Beckett : Which means we're looking for someone else with motive.

 Esposito : Looks like Han was telling the truth about that threat.

 Beckett : The killer took these photos before we got to the crime scene.

 Rachel : -We got locked out of the apartment. -That's a great story. Can l eat it?

lt wasn't easy, but it's your birthday and l did what l had to do.

This is for the best. l'm not distracted, worrying about Emma...

...how she's doing at home, and l'm gonna be completely here with you.

 Raj : -Oh, we're scientists. -Yeah, you know, the dark sciences.

 Raj : Well, I am an astrophysicist, and a lot of that takes place at night.

 Raj : When there are vampires and miscellaneous undead out and about.

...I designed components for the space station. Which is in space.

 Kate Beckett : I've got that dinner with my old friend from high school.

Yeah, you know, it's just Carly's always been really competitive,

 Castle : I bet no one's basing a character in their best-selling mysteries on her.

 Beckett : And now I hear she's married to some big-shot European businessman

 Beckett : that she met on a yoga retreat, and she's embraced the spiritual life.

 Castle : and regale her with tales of our crime-solving adventures?

 Beckett : And the last thing I need is to watch someone from my past

 Beckett : while talking about the goddess that lives in her hoo-ha.

If you don't hear from me by 10 : 00, you will call me and get me out of there.

 Castle : See, this is what having a partner in life is all about.

 Javier Esposito : So I hope you're up for a pretty strange one.

 Javier Esposito : Perlmutter said that she died around 3 : 00 a.m.

 Javier Esposito : Her passport says that her name is Jade Yamata.

 Esposito : Stamp indicates she's been in the country for six months.

 Wibberly : I just thought it was nice of you to write that letter,

 Wibberly : and I wanted to tell you that you don't have to feel bad.

 Wibberly : I thought you knew. Dani's, the organic supermarket chain.

 Wibberly : I planned on going back, and then my father got sick

 Wibberly : and I had to take care of him, and I had some bad luck.

 Wibberly : And I was sort of already on academic probation, so...

 Wibberly : He failed me on that paper you switched. I thought you knew.

 House : So I'm guessing you're the CEO of this supermarket chain.

 Valerie : but then I found this beautiful hotel in Montauk and...

 Joey : What are they so mad about? They got the apartment back.

Don't be scared. It sounds crazy, and people will say it's too soon...

 Raj : -You don't know we're wrong yet. -Haughty derision it is.

 Sheldon : I'm sorry to inform you that you have been taken in...

 Sheldon : Additionally, I'm being blackmailed with a hidden dirty sock.

 Amy : If it was literal, I share your aversion to soiled hosiery.

 Amy : I'm here because my mother and I have agreed that I will date at least once a year.

 Amy : I don't object to the concept of a deity, but I'm baffled by the notion...

 Amy : Noted. Now, before this goes any further, you should know...

 Amy : ...that all forms of physical contact up to and including coitus are off the table.

 Howard : You wouldn't know anybody who wants to buy a wet suit, boy's large?

 Bernadette : No, it's fine. Penny, can we have a little privacy?

-Joey, look at this crib. It's so cute. -I know. I found it on the street.

 Rogan : so she can steal Eddie Vedder's jean jacket to becoming a cop?

 Beckett : You're obviously busy, and I should probably just go.

 Castle : said she found him, but I haven't heard from her since.

 Castle : She can talk about all the people she's put in prison,

 Castle : and he can talk about all the people he's met in prison.

 Alexis : That can't be right. I double-checked the size 10 times.

 Esposito : Maybe you finally hit that growth spurt you've been waiting on.

 Kate Beckett : Hey. Made some coffee for you. It's insomniac strength.

 Kate Beckett : This is the fourth night in a row that you haven't slept.

 Martha : I think I need to decide if that particular train has left the station.

 Castle : Oh, man, you're so lucky I came along and saved you from that life.

 Beckett : You know, what makes you think that I would be with Sorenson

 Castle : Every time your phone rings, a victim gets their wings.

 Kevin Ryan : His passport indicates that he is a Swiss national.

 Lawrence Kutner : But I'm sure they're part of the rose family.

 Greg House : Now, I would love to keep all of you, but not enough to do anything about it.

 Greg House : So, according to my arbitrary schedule, one of you has to go.

 Greg House : You're supposed to be jolting my hypothalamus. Not petting it.

 Greg House : Hey! You take my keys, you gotta give me a phone call.

You've got one chance to convince me that you're not the murderer.

 Freddy : But Gilliam was really upset when he hired me to hunt Justin down.

 Freddy : Told me to do whatever it took to get the painting back.

 Freddy : So I hacked the GPS in Justin's car and followed him to the garage.

 Ryan : We just have a few questions about the murder of Justin Fletcher.

 Tom Gilliam : A real tragedy, but I don't know anything about it.

 Ryan : No. He didn't want to get her in trouble with immigration.

 Esposito : We'll dig deeper into Noah, see if we can connect him to that area 30 years ago.

 Beckett : I'm supposed to head off to my review. Do you want me to postpone?

 Lily : Judy, do you need a break? I'm happy to cook for a while.

 Phoebe : She will paint a room a really bright color without even checking with you.

At breakfast, I'll be on alert for room painting and sex weapons.

Of course her ex-husband's gonna say that stuff. Now, if you'll excuse me.

 Castle : We're guessing the two of you reunited at the protest.

 Castle : So you set up your camera at the perfect vantage point.

 Beckett : You waited until you went live, and you detonated that bomb.

 Leann : And I will not listen to another word of it. We're done here.

CASTLE : Found it in a storm drain about two blocks from Boylan Plaza.

 Castle : By tracking your movements after the explosion using your phone's GPS.

Why didn't you come forward once you realized what you had done?

 Castle : Well, that's what your friend Jesse would call sinning by silence.

 Beckett : Dean, do you have any idea why she would be in the warehouse district?

 Randall Bedford : We're patrons of the Conservatory. That's where she and Dean met.

Uh, no, just the usual jealousy. She rose up the ranks pretty fast.

 Dean : SIGHS I have to tell her family. I don't even know how to reach them.

 Beckett : Right now, the best way for you to help is to tell us what you know about Jade.

 Beckett : Now, we found this at the crime scene. Do you recognize it?

 Castle : Well, it's just, when we found her, she was dressed to go out.

 Beckett : so maybe someone there knows why she went out last night.

 Ryan : Tech confirmed that the key was used to open an elevator.

 Ryan : Not only that, but they were able to get a name off the brass. Marigold.

 Sheldon : In that case, I'd like to be partnered with my good friend Howard.

 Penny : I don't know what to do. My car threw a rod and its totaled.

 Penny : and go on Letterman and talk about how she got her big break

 Tom : You know, I thought it was just falling in love, the wedding,

 Meredith : - Run another tox screen on Naomi Cline. - On whose orders?

 Izzie : I'm sorry to bother you. The paramedics are on their way in with Yumi Miyazaki.

Maybe not like you, but, you know... I don't mean to compare our situations.

 Kutner : You can edit that out, right, so I don't look like an idiot?

 House : If it was toxoplasmosis, we'd have seen enlarged lymphs,

 House : and because you're not pretty enough to be an idiot, you must know that already,

 House : which means you just said it because you want to do an LP

 Kutner : The kid's got headaches. He's been popping acetaminophen like peanuts.

 House : which is possible, I'm not great at judging men's looks.

 Cuddy : Dr. House frequently conducts differential diagnoses in a variety of places.

 Howard : A small payload support structure for a European science experimental package...

 Howard : - ...that's going up on the next space shuttle. - Really? How does it work?

 Howard : During acceleration, it needs to stay perfectly level and provide...

 Sheldon : They're lighter, cheaper and have twice the tensile strength.

 Howard : Sheldon, there's a diploma in my office that says I have a master's in engineering.

 Sheldon : And you also have a note from your mother that says, "I love you, Bubula."

 Sheldon : But neither of those is a cogent argument for titanium over nanotubes.

We're getting some more images to check for masses or infections.

 Jeremy : If you knew what it was, would that make any difference?

Oh, it's not medical. I just thought blacks were the racist ones.

 Chase : and areas of increased signal here, here, here and here.

We add brain involvement to the chest, stomach, throat, what do we got?

 Foreman : Didn't spike a fever when we took her off the steroids,

 Raj : The meteors don't get here. The Earth is moving into their path.

 Raj : It's your American accent. Everything you say sounds stupid. Ha-ha-ha.

 Howard outside the door : Okay, the good news is, we have a Wonder Woman.

 Wilson : He's got osteopenia. His bones are too thin to fix the arm problem.

 House : Well, if he's an old man, osteopenia would just be a fact of life.

 House : You make him comfortable, send him home, which means you're just boring me.

 House : So he's young, which means it's most likely caused by cancer.

 House : You're here because you haven't found it. Have you looked really, really hard?

 House : Well, how old is he? Maybe the osteopenia is just early onset.

 Wilson : The bone's too thin to support the kind of surgery that would let him pitch again.

I don't know. I just feel kind of weird after what it turned into.

 House : You've been telling me for years that I should come by.

 House : Well, look, if it's a problem, I'll just go deal with my rage privately.

I figured that's where we'd have the best chance at finding something.

 Chase : Wouldn't want to be artificially boosting your performance.

 Cameron : a completely arbitrary set of rules that everyone complies with

 Cameron : for no other reason than that some committee says that they should.

 Foreman : So, if you break an arbitrary rule, Cameron damns you to hell.

 Foreman : So why don't you report Jeff to the biking authorities?

 Phoebe : My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.

 Phoebe : My mother gave me this picture before she died. Same guy!

 Lily : One time when I was a kid, this room was closed for cleaning,

 Marshall : Okay, the giant blue whale hanging from the ceiling?

 Barney : I was six. My uncle Jerry brought me here for the day.

 Hannah : So, what, I just sit here while you guys drill a hole in me?

 Foreman : Just you and your mom, huh? You two must be pretty close.

 Foreman : You piss a lot of people off, or are you just trying to piss off your mom?

 Foreman : Where did you feel it? Hannah, I need to know how it hurt.

 Wilson : that the new nurse from Cardiology is sleeping with that weird lawyer

 Chandler : No, when it comes to sweets, he's surprisingly strict.

 Chandler : No, I keep trying. And I can get out, "Joey, I have to.."

 Monica : Next time we see them, we'll just tell them. That's it.

 Rachel : All right. So, Ross, you're okay with all this? l mean....

Well, l'm kind of embarrassed. l really hope you don't think less of me.

lf we want to grab a bite before work, we'd better get acrimonious.

 Chase : What I did may be the worst thing I ever did, it may be the best.

 Chase : I'm either a murderer or a guy who stopped a mass murderer.

 Chase : I'm not running away from what I did because you want to pretend I never did it.

 House : but all four of them have reasons why they don't want to work for me.

 House : How do I get them to take one from column A and none from column B?

 House : Right, by not saying anything, you're saying that the answer's inside me?

 House : Because I know they're good. Other doctors fall into the might-be-good category.

 George : I've had this thing for my roommate since, like, day one,

 Annie : You're equating your pathetic love life with my record-breaking tumor?

 Meredith : It's just that he blatantly favors me in front of her

 Cristina : Look, you've got a brain. You got into this program.

 Cristina : doesn't mean you didn't deserve what you worked for.

 Alex : He kicked me off that surgery for the same crap you pull every day.

 Cristina : If I stuck this fork into his thigh, would I get in trouble?

I made a whole speech about how you do not cancel plans with friends.

 House : scalpel numbers 10 and 15, forceps and a largish salad bowl.

 House : Lake fishing can be fun. It can bring the generations together.

I need to speak with one of the best men or Ross' sister, Monica.

 Mrs. Waltham : -Who is this? -Phoebe, one of Ross' best friends.

 Phoebe : I got it from your maid. She's a bitch, but I wore her down.

We're excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall.

 Chandler : All right, forget it. Congratulations, Ross and Emily.

 Penny : Hey, it's still early. Why don't we go back and have that party?

 Sheldon : ...the letter from your father wasn't the most interesting thing in the closet.

 Leonard : You do realize we're allowed to have fun without you?

 Sheldon : You don't have the authority to save places in the line.

 Chandler : I believe what I said was that I could see your scalp.

As I recall, Rachel said she had never noticed the shape of your skull before.

And Joey? Well, Joey didn't realize there was anything different.

 Monica : You know what? I don't care. I like it, and I'm gonna keep it.

 Ross : Did she give you a bottle of antidepressants again to use as a rattle?

 Castle : This video obviously resurrects something from the great beyond,

Well, post-mortem contractions of the facial muscles are not unheard of.

 Castle : - You don't know what killed her. - I wouldn't say that.

 Castle : And the only explanation is that Val faced something so scary,

 Castle : it stopped her heart and froze her face in the last expression she had.

 Stuart : What are you guys still doing here? I got this, go. Go home.

 Stuart : Yeah, she's fed, she took her pills, she's all tucked in and watching TV.

 Mrs Wolowitz off : Stewie, you gonna watch Wheel of Fortune with me?

 Castle : they're launching a full investigation of Modesto Motors.

Congratulations, even though the field of competition was a little light this year.

Speaking of which, isn't there a certain bet that needs settling?

 Ryan : I guess it's just a matter of how big to make that font size.

 Castle : Come on, guys, we didn't even get a chance to square off.

 Castle : Especially considering we would have kicked your asses.

 Castle : Oh, they know we're better. No sense in embarrassing them.

 Mr. Burton : This surgery, the brain surgery, is very dangerous.

I do understand. This has nothing to do with the plastic surgery.

 Mark interrupts : No reason to put him through a second round of surgery and anesthesia.

 Mrs. Burton : Honey, we just want to focus on keeping you alive.

 Jake : But I'm still alive, I'm still alive. So I say we go for it.

 Mr. Torres : Do you have any idea what you've done to your mother?

 Mr. Torres : You make this decision, the most important day of your life...

 Mr. Torres : I'll find something suitable. It's all here in the postnuptial I've drawn up.

 George : I'm so sorry. Mr. Torres, I'm sorry, but the answer is no.

 Mom : - I mean, he almost killed himself. - He wasn't trying to hurt himself.

 Cameron : You were in a vegetative state when you left here last week.

 Richard : All I needed was cortisol and my brain turned on like a switch.

 Richard : - Baby steps, the doctors tell me. - With rehab, you'll do great.

 Cameron : - You're here for Viagra? - A bucketful would be nice.

 Cameron : - It's completely unethical. - He was reckless with a patient.

 Ryan : Do you remember the distorted image of Shaw's mystery visitor

 Esposito : He said he didn't believe in all this religious stuff.

 Castle : But, Oscar, like his father before him, is a true believer.

 Esposito : Yo, Rollins, lock down the building and secure Victor Crowne.

 Rollins : - Whoa, whoa, whoa. what's going on? - Your boss is in danger.

 Rollins : That's the notary who just showed up with legal documents

 Ryan : - Sit down, sit down, sit down. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

 Castle : Secrets, murder and gambling. Three of my favorite pastimes.

and then I wanted to take Owen out for a birthday banana split at Serendipity.

 Castle : Just remember, it's a school night. Be home by midnight.

 Martha : Young love. First, banana splits. Then splitting assets.

 Martha : - Oops, I'm off to an audition. - And I have a bet to win.

 Brandy Rossi : Yes, Detective, that's my credit card. I had dinner with her last night.

 Brandy Rossi : She's my best friend. When I left her there, she was alive.

 Beckett : - What time did you leave, Ms. Rossi? - Around 7 : 00.

 Beckett : Did you make plans to have dinner together or did you just show up?

 Castle : for witnesses' memories to be confused after a traumatic event.

 Beckett : - We just need to be absolutely sure. - Look, I know what I saw.

 Sarah Reed : She was sitting in a silver hybrid staring at the front of the building.

 Sarah Reed : It makes me wonder if I'm the only person in the whole situation

 Helen Parker : You came all this way because she told you some crazy story

 Helen Parker : That's like saying somebody was wearing black shoes.

 Helen Parker : Well, when you have two children under the age of 10,

 Helen Parker : popping down for date night midweek is nearly impossible.

 Helen Parker : Sam only came home every weekend, and I would see him then.

 Nieman : Well, it's not unusual for patients to bring me photos,

 Castle : And these photos she showed you, where were they taken?

 Nieman : They looked like snapshots from a bar or a club, as I recall.

 Castle : And who was it that paid for these new cheeks of hers?

 Ryan : It's Windward Cove in Long Island. We're here right now.

 Swat Team Member : - Let me see your hands! - Let me see your hands right now!

 Bernadette : Want to pause the video game and help me clean up?

 Bernadette : Come on, it's your friend who's coming to stay here.

 Howard : Yeah, but if I told you a week, would you have said yes?

 Bernadette : I love Raj, but that's a long time for a house guest.

 Howard : She's secretly been moving your collectibles into storage

 Sheldon : It was a fun and practical way of organizing your school work.

 Raj : I have a hip-hop aerobics class at 5 : 00; could we go after?

at the eco-conference tomorrow night, while he delivers his keynote speech.

 Captain Victoria Gates : And if our suspect is still out there, he's still a threat.

 Captain Victoria Gates : Did we get any prints off that duffel bag?

 Beckett : Not yet, sir. CSU's still dusting the car, the notebook

 Beckett : Now, we have serial numbers on the rifle, and we're looking into those.

 Gates : And our victim. How did Melanie Rogers get mixed up in this?

 Ryan : from getting into the conference without proper credentials.

and he was carrying a large gray duffel bag, just like that one.

 Castle : What if she saw this guy and followed him to the garage?

 Beckett : I want a picture of this guy in circulation within the hour.

 Beckett : And now I'm protecting the man that murdered my mother.

 Gates : Senator, we can provide you with an increased security detail.

...because it's like, you lose a boyfriend, and you get a boyfriend.

No, don't worry. This is not some rebound thing. l am totally over Eric.

 Leonard : as a scientist, my job is to figure out why things happen.

 Leonard : how someone like me could get to be with someone like you.

I was thinking about how I'm always seeing girls on top of girls....

 Howard after Raj whispers to him : What are you asking me for? I don't know if you can talk now or not.

 Raj : Curry. Which in India, believe you me, is really not that special.

 Leonard : -Don't worry. You'll find another job. -Yeah, let me start practicing for it.

 Barney : I'm going out of this world the same way I came into it...

 Penny : This old guy was choking on his food and I saved his life.

- You could be a little more into it. - I'm into it, I'm into it.

There's pressure to make the night special and it never works out.

Well, this time it's gonna be different because I'm like a romance ninja. Heh.

You don't see it coming and then... Bam! Romance! Watch out! Hearts, kisses, love!

 Penny : Sometimes I think I've made you cooler than you used to be...

 Sheldon : So in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt...

 Amy : I concur, but you changed the subject. What are we doing for Valentine's Day?

 Joey : What kind of an actor can't even say, "Mmm...noodle soup"?

You know what? Maybe you didn't mess up your audition because you suck.

 House : before giving her the beta-blockers that you didn't give her,

 Foreman : I'm not talking about her heart, I'm talking about her head.

 Foreman : No reason it couldn't cause an artery in the brain to spasm.

 House : I want his signature on the paperwork. I want videotape.

 House : I want photographs of him with the patient and today's newspaper.

 Foreman : To do the procedure. When you get everything set up, page me.

 Foreman : I don't want to be mean, but if you don't do this, we'll have to make you.

 Evan : It's a power pill. It's not just a camera, it makes your muscles grow.

 Evan : Like the vitamins we take, except this was made with a secret formula.

'cause it reminds you of a version of yourself that you could be,

 Robin : even if it's a version of yourself that you'll never become.

 Robin : I don't care how big it was, it is not the same as giving birth.

 Marshall : He's been doing it to try to get Ted to design the new GNB Tower.

 Robin : Did he do the thing where he brags on himself in the form of a complaint?

 Barney : and women see the GNB logo, they throw themselves at me.

 Barney : to all upper level GNB employees are too close to the action.

 Yonatan Arnoff : I threw up on her shoes at my uncle's wedding.

 Thirteen : It's hard to say. Sometimes it can mean a liver issue. We'll have to test.

 Thirteen : She's going into shock, I need another liter of saline! Type and cross two units!

 Yonatan Arnoff : She's saying the Sh'ma. She thinks she's dying.

The MRA shows you're bleeding internally, but not where it's coming from.

 Roz Viner : I don't want to have the surgery until after sunset.

 Yonatan Arnoff : Roz, please. The Torah commands us to preserve life.

 House : Leave the room. It's not your problem. You need the consent from him.

But, Doc, he ain't right in the head. Then you need a court order.

 House : Okay. Then get one. We'll wait here. I won't do nothin'.

 House : So what's your plan? You take the big dark one, I've got the little girl,

 House : and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things turn rough.

When does it happen? - If he had A.I.P., should've already happened.

 House : - Chase, get urine from the catheter. - It's not an attack! He's stroking.

 Robin : There can't be any references to who won the super bowl.

 Lily : "Immediately switch the conversation To one of the following,

 Robin : the male and female emperor penguins bow to each other?

Killer must've shot Lara here, and then dumped her body overboard.

AII right. She was shot in the head so there should be a lot more blood.

 Beckett : Uh, you know, can you put your shoe against it, just for scale?

 Castle : Imagine all the romantic secret interludes we could have.

 Chandler : Joey? There was a little girl who lived here, but she died, like, 30 years ago.

 Joey : That's not funny. You know I'm afraid of little-girl ghosts.

 Monica : Now that you're okay with the house, do you want to go see your room?

 Chandler : You don't think we'd buy a house and not have a Joey room, do you?

 Leonard : Instead of underpants, I covered my crotch with potato salad. Thoughts?

 Leonard : I know what'll cheer you up. Let's play one of your driving games.

 Sheldon : ...put them in order of the heinousness of their betrayal : 

 Leonard : You really think I belong with Benedict Arnold and Judas?

 Sheldon : You're right. Judas had the decency to hang himself after what he did.

 Leonard : Can't you at least try to understand how much this means to me?

 Harvey : As a matter of fact, they did just get into a bit of a scuffle.

 Chip : Chip Chambers. I do sports, and you can arrest me anytime.

 Mandy : This is Mandy Michaels reporting live from the toy drive

 Rebecca Fog : You know exactly what I'm doing here, you conniving bitch!

 Harvey : The cameraman turned off his camera and he broke up the fight.

 Harvey : No. Once they settled down, he left them there talking.

 Castle : It must have been a hell of a talk. An hour later, Mandy was dead.

 Rebecca Fog : Look, Mandy Michaels was a lazy, entitled, big-boobed bimbo.

 Rebecca Fog : I've been picking up her slack since the minute I got here.

- He slept the night at the hospital. - And you slept in his bed.

How did you deal with it on those nights before I found out about your wife?

 Izzie : - gets back in bed before you wake up. - I didn't want to hurt your feelings.

...if you achieve distillation of subatomic particles before he does...

 Foreman : He left a message on the machine. He's not coming in today.

 Chase : and we found a new bottle of cough syrup in his medicine cabinet.

 Meredith : - That look. Our look. I'm over you. - I'm over you too.

We're here to transport one of yours to Central. A Richard Castle?

 Beckett : No, the paperwork says that the badge number was 871324.

 Gates : Central Booking says he never arrived. They don't know where in the hell he is.

 Gates : They've issued an APB and instructed me to begin a manhunt.

 Gates : Well, as far as they're concerned, he's well-connected,

 Castle & Beckett : - I think I know who the killer is. - I think I know who the killer is.

 Castle & Beckett : - The con is still on! - The con is still on!

 Castle & Beckett : - I know who the killer is. - I know who the killer is.

 Beckett : Except when your storytelling devolves into wild speculation.

 Castle : Hey, that wild speculation almost always points us to our killer.

 Esposito : You know what I don't get is, who would steal a dead body?

 Castle : Organ harvesters, cadaver-less med students, Satanists,

 Castle : A secret society of Santas who are the guardians of time.

 Castle : It will be the spirit inside the DVD, just like in The Ring.

 Ethan Slaughter : Yeah, that's the stupidest thing you've said yet.

 Cameron : He thought this whole thing was gonna last 45 minutes!

 Chase : Excuse me, my wife was supposed to be back an hour ago...

 House : Stopped when we inserted a catheter during a routine angiogram.

 Student3 : If the injection was tainted with live botulism, it'd fit.

- That's alright. Listen, listen. - Oh, wait! Here they go again.

 Ross : What do I know? I just sell Middle Eastern food from a cart.

 Ross : - What you working on? - Monica and Chandler's recommendation.

 Joey : I want it to sound smart, but I don't know any big words or anything.

 Ross : - Why don't you use your thesaurus? - What did I just say?

Here, highlight the word you want to change, go under "tools"...

 Martha : Looks like Charlie isn't the only one hung out to dry.

 Castle : Well, you would know if you would've answered my call.

 Vincent : Think this could be food poisoning? We had sushi yesterday.

 Richard : O'Malley, get a CBC, a CHEM-19, and a triple contrast abdominal CT.

They wanted to do tests and... I hear you're the Chief of Surgery now.

 House : Imagine being constantly reminded of the pain you're about to be in.

 Rachel : And could you please chop some up and just put it right in the sauce?

Well, you know, I've been walking the same way since high school.

You know how some guys walk into a room and everybody takes notice?

 Castle : I was given less than a day to live just a little less than a day ago.

 Beckett : That toxin or antidote are in here, I want them found.

These are blueprints of the research building the toxin was stolen from.

 Castle : He's got background on Secretary Reed. Research materials.

 Beckett : He's going after the man that gave the order that killed his fiancÃ©e.

 Mccord : This is confirmation of Parker's press credentials for Reed's address

 Reed : It's my pleasure, Admiral Johnson. It's nice to get out of the office.

 Rachel : And Joey knows, but Ross doesn't know, so you have to stop screaming!

 Rachel : Oh, God! We're just so excited that you might get this apartment!

 Ross : - Actually, it looks really good. - It looks pretty good!

 Joey : Now enough of us know, that we can just tell them we know.

 Phoebe : Or we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own.

 Thirteen : Does that mean she has green neurological symptoms as well?

 House : From now on, I'm gonna use two colors. Green indicates irony.

 House : Welcome, Your Lordship, we were just preparing your morning briefing.

 Taub : and, yes, green pee does meet the only diagnostic requirement

 House : "Us" aren't taking anything. I'm taking. You're accepting.

 House : Go check out the house and the office for toxins and infections.

 Steve : Chandler, you were the strongest person in the program.

 Beckett : Or so you thought, until you found out his real name was Michael Bailey.

I should've realized when he was hitting on me so hard at the bar.

 Lisa : But he was cute, and my husband is more interested in work

 Lisa : But then I came out of the bathroom and caught him on the computer.

 Lisa : I figured he was trying to steal credit cards, banking info,

 Esposito : Because he attached several documents from Hill's computer.

 Esposito : Lisa Hill's husband, Ron Hill, is the investment banker

 Esposito : representing KPW in the possible sale of the company.

I guarantee that if he saw the Enterprise's "check engine" light blinking...

 Penny on phone : No, Dad, I don't think they cut me out of the show

 Penny on phone : No, I don't need you to come out and kick Mark Harmon's ass.

 Penny : ...now he's missing and the sandwich is missing, and...

These aren't half bad. You should suggest these to Ralph Lauren.

 Rachel : Okay, first of all, that's stupid. Second, l'm not allowed to talk to Ralph.

Well, there was actually a rather lively discussion about the Pleistocene--

 Phoebe : Okay, you know that girl that mugged you when you were a kid?

 Rachel : Oh, my God! I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross.

 Ross : - Okay, what do you want me to do? - I don't know. I don't know. Look...

Okay. Okay, fine. You're right. Let's take a break. Let's cool off. Okay.

 Chloe : And the advances in collating in the past five years...

 Mickey : Tomorrow night, he and Eddie are meeting the big fish,

 Victoria : You're just like your papa. Look at you! Just like your dad.

 House : or we figure out how to make this company profitable in New Jersey.

 Castle : You're the one who made him drop Safe Word and do Hamlet.

 Zamacona : So I told him if he got a good review in the Times, my life rights were his.

 Castle : But he had contact with you before the show premiered.

 Zamacona : But I could smell his desperation through the phone.

 Zamacona : I didn't bring you all the way out here to talk about los muertos.

 House : You don't wake up in the middle of the night to cry over a dead stranger.

 House : You don't confess to killing a man and then hide the details

 House : unless the details reveal more about you than the crime itself.

 Thirteen [holding Back Her Tears] : He cheated on her when she was inside.

 Foreman : Messing around on a 22-year-old hottie with your wife, on my sofa.

 Sheldon : Do you need it to buy a less disturbing sweater vest?

 Leonard : I couldn't even talk him into giving me one of his freaking napkins.

 Penny : In the first grade, my friend Rosie and I made a pact to marry Bert and Ernie.

 Penny : -You know, from Sesame Street. -I'm familiar with Bert and Ernie.

 Penny : Okay, fine, whatever. Um, you guys, this is my friend Eric.

 Leonard : We dated, we stopped dating, and now we're both moving on.

...and you spend the afternoon making 15th-century soap with Wolowitz?

 Sheldon : My god, those people need to learn you can't just put "ye olde"...

...in front of anything you want and expect to get away with it.

Can we please just go in? My chain mail's stuck in my underwear.

 Sheldon : I fashioned historically accurate undergarments out of linen.

 Chandler : ...he felt the need to make a noise every time he said it.

 Chandler : ...and this actor guy who I'm not sure about because...

 Bernadette : about where they were, we'll pretend to believe them,

 Bernadette : and just when they think they got away with it, you jump out.

 House : Would have been more impressive if he predicted that he wasn't going to die.

 House : If he's wrong, we all forget it. If he's right, he goes out a legend.

 Kutner : Tainted blood has been known to cause a sense of impending doom.

 Foreman : Anyone bother looking at his panel? His immunoglobulin levels are low.

 House : Are you acting stupid because you know you're safe? Clever.

 Foreman : Low immunoglobulin plus failing heart, plus fluid in the lungs,

 Beckett : Well, the hard drive is encrypted, so techs are going through it now.

 Castle : You interviewed for another job in another city and you didn't tell me?

 Beckett : I didn't tell you about it because it was just an interview

 Beckett : Castle, I just wanted to see what was out there. What's wrong with that?

 Castle : In fact, you lied about it. I wouldn't do that to you.

 Beckett : This is a wonderful opportunity. It'll be a chance to do more.

 Beckett : Castle, please don't do this. Please don't make this about us.

 Castle : That's pretty much the end of our relationship, isn't it?

I gotta say, I've not had sex a lot of times before. This is the worst ever!

 Rachel : Oh, really? Really? Well, it wasn't very good for me either.

 Erica : It would really mean a lot to me if the baby was a boy...

 Mrs Cooper : You know, we have an Indian gentleman at our church.

 Mrs Cooper : The Lord spoke to him and moved him to give us all 20 percent off on LASEK.

 Mrs Cooper : Oh, we will. You have to take your time with Sheldon.

 Mrs Cooper : So everybody grab a plate and a pretty placemat that Shelly wove.

 Mrs Cooper : ...he built a small nuclear reactor in the shed...

...and told everybody he was gonna provide electricity for the town.

 Mrs Cooper : Well, the only problem was, he had no, what you call, fissionable materials.

 Penny : Even if I had slept with him, so what? Everyone has a past.

 Amy : you're in her home, you're eating her food, drinking her wine.

 Adams : They're gonna charge you with extra crimes. You'll be here six more months, minimum.

 Adams : You took the first deal they offered you because you wanted to punish yourself.

 Adams : you think saving this one guy will wipe your slate clean?

 House : Once you drink this, you should get an attack almost immediately.

...because due to a rare blood disease I only have two weeks to live.

 Lisa Cuddy : You're not doing a biopsy without neurological symptoms.

 Greg House : Wrong course of treatment could be his last course.

 Amber Volakis : Could be neurological, could be a complex partial seizure.

 Lisa Cuddy : If you can induce a seizure, you can have your biopsy.

 Lawrence Kutner : Noxious stimulation, it'll irritate your brain.

 Greg House : It's not as commonly used, but sound can be just as big an irritant.

 Greg House : and the sound a trash compactor makes when you crawl inside it.

 Ted : I can't believe you're accusing me of being too hard on him.

 Eugene : I was doing some woodworking in my garage. I was trying to make a chair.

 Eugene : My wife Mona thinks I'm busting her chops. It's ruining my marriage.

 Taub : So your left hand would rather play air guitar than give me a hard time?

 Sheldon : Looks like that rumpled chicken's come home to roost.

 Penny : You've got better makeup than I do. Yeah, I'm borrowing this.

 Leonard : I love you, but there are some things a man doesn't share with his girlfriend.

 Sheldon : I once borrowed my sister's makeup for a costume contest...

Yeah, well, luckily, I was going as a zombie, I won second place.

 Leonard : That was San Diego Comic-Con. This is Bakersfield Comic-Con.

 Leonard : The way these conventions used to be before they went Hollywood.

- What was that for? - To show people when they don't believe me.

 Greg House : So, either it's heatstroke, in which case we take the afternoon off,

 Greg House : or it's one of the diagnoses that you guys are gonna have for me in two minutes.

 Agent Smith : One of our employees just returned from an assignment sick.

Now, we believe he may be the victim of an assassination attempt.

 Greg House : Well, I assume you're gonna drop trou at some point during the dance,

 Agent Smith : If you're willing to help us, we need to leave now.

 Greg House : If I have to walk somewhere, there better be at least five girls involved.

 Greg House : And they better be working their way through college.

 Eric Foreman : None of those go away with IV fluids. It's heatstroke.

 Greg House : Get a fresh history, neurological exam and an MRI of her head.

Thanks for everything, Kate. I'll try to do you and Nikki justice.

Even if I didn't get to do all the character research I'd hoped.

And I want you to know that I trust you, and I love you. I'm sorry.

I went to go see your parents because I had a question for them.

 Amy : Yes, and so far, we're still not getting our money's worth.

 Mr. Rostenkowski : Bless us, O Lord, for these thy gifts which we are about to receive...

 Mr. Rostenkowski : ...from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, amen.

 Bernadette : Dad, maybe you could take Howard fishing sometime.

- Give you a chance to get to know each other. - No, no. We know each other well enough.

 Ryan : Just acting like they own the place. I'm gonna say something.

 Beckett : He's not cheating on us, Ryan. He's just branching out.

 Sheldon : I hope that's a rhetorical question because I have no clue.

 Leonard : No occasion. Things have been a little weird between us...

 Leonard : ...so I wanted to throw together a fun night for you.

 Leonard : Beer, wings, sliders, we can watch the football game. I even painted my stomach.

 Leonard : In case you were in the mood for baseball, I didn't wanna look ridiculous.

 Leonard : Great, just relax and enjoy. Tonight is all about you.

 Leonard : Just know, the longer we wait to talk about it the weirder it gets.

 Sheldon : Stop talking like that. You've been rendered speechless by fear.

 Raj : Let's go to the biology lab and find you some nice yummy mice.

Just, you know, he thinks I'm better off without Derek's baggage.

Thinks there's too much history there. Maybe in his own twisted way,

 CHRISTINA : - why didn't you tell anyone? - She asked me not to.

 CHRISTINA : Even if it meant you had to fish crap out of a toilet for years to come?

OK. Rewind. Start at the beginning. Whose secret are you keeping?

 WALTER : - Is that a good thing? - We don't have to do deep stitches.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, that might be. But wendy thought that Dave was P.J. Moffet.

WENDY : I only married Dave because he told me he was a famous author.

 Beckett : You know, what I don't understand is why would you kill him?

I could've married Ben Shapiro, the carpet king of Nassau County.

 Beckett : Wendy Johnson, you're under arrest for the murder ofyour husband.

 Raj : but we've still got two blocks to go, so I'll put up with it.

 Raj : No one was writing me back, so I stopped checking my profile.

 Raj : Actually that's a Van Dyke. A goatee is just hair on the chin.

 Raj : For your information, there are four times as many Indians

 Sheldon : She's right. You're grown men, the kind who are perfectly capable

 Penny : How about instead of assuming I failed, you ask me how it went?

 Bernadette : Have you guys ever thought about getting a dining room table?

 Lily : You told her you were ted and that you were an architect.

 Ted : Now with you out of the picture, I can take my sweet time.

 Ross : ...we met this guy in the park who thought Ben was cute.

 Ross : ...and told us to bring him for this commercial he's auditioning.

 Joey : Ben takes one lousy walk in the park and gets an audition?

 Joey : I've been in that park a million times and no one's offered me an audition.

 Sheldon : Perhaps when your mother gets here, she'll talk some sense into you.

 Leonard : -Well, I just-- I thought-- -If I could interject here.

 Sheldon : Obviously, Leonard is concerned that his mother won't approve of you as his mate.

-Yeah, you are. It's just my moth-- -If I could interject again.

 Sheldon : Leonard comes from a remarkably high-achieving family...

 Sheldon : He probably feels that it's doubtful that his mother will be overly impressed...

 Sheldon : ...with his dating a woman whose most significant achievement...

And I would have if these damn boat shoes wouldn't keep flying off!

Look, I don't think us getting our asses kicked is a solution, okay?

 Rachel : Oh, you guys, this was an amazing night. Thank you so much.

 Monica : Well, maybe she thought that with all of your history, it could be...

 Monica : ...you know, implicit. - Well, it needs to be "plicit."

 Phoebe : You know, maybe she was just really spent from our talk.

 Joey : All right, let's think about this. I mean, there's gotta be an explanation.

 Joey : - Did you do anything to make her mad? - No, I don't think so.

 Sheldon : I made a commitment in writing to comfort you in times like this.

And, additionally, you are my girlfriend and I care about your well-being.

 Chase : - Then what the hell does "good" mean? - "Ghetto euphemism"?

 Foreman : Wow. Then you're brilliant. And I am using "brilliant" as a euphemism.

 Chase : Obviously, the girl is hot. Y-You're not talking about her aesthetics.

How long are we waiting? Two minutes less than when you asked me two minutes ago.

 House : Dr. Cuddy, thanks for the consult. His throat seems to have some condition.

 House : I mean, because he said that it hurt, and I should have deduced that meant it was sore.

 Cuddy : Wouldn't want to prescribe a lozenge if there's any doubt about its efficacy, huh?

You once asked me why I think I'm always right, and I realized that you're right.

 House : At least, I think you're right. I don't really know, now do I?

 Richard : If there was any ounce of activity, the pacer would've picked it up.

 House holding A Cup Of Coffee : Bilirubin and serum protein levels were normal.

 Park : And they only hate Treiber because he finds their mistakes.

 Taub : Mistakes are a wee bit easier to find on a dead patient.

 Chase : current from the defibrillator could've converted it to dimethyl sulfate.

 Chase : When Treiber cut into her, her blood released toxic fumes.

 Joey : -He's talking to London. -Did he get in touch with Emily?

No, not yet. He's hoping that someone will help him get in touch with her.

 Ross : I don't care if I said some other girl's name, you prissy old twit!

I'm so glad you're all here. My office finally got wrinkle-free fax paper!

I guess it's okay to open one more if it's part of a set. It's probably this one.

-How are you? Got any morning sickness? -The guys don't know yet, do they?

Joey and Ross don't know anything. Chandler thinks Phoebe's pregnant.

Don't worry. You only have to be pregnant for a few more hours..

Is it someone in the building? That tall guy on the first floor?

 Rachel : -So who else was in this club? -That exchange student from Thailand.

 Rachel : and you never told me you were in an "I Hate Rachel Club"?

-It's not like it was binding forever. -It had the word "eternity" in it.

 Castle : I know you're involved. I know you know what happened to me.

 Jenkins : Asking questions, offering rewards. It's too dangerous.

 Jenkins : We went to great lengths to make sure that you didn't.

 Jenkins : You'd know that you were the one who asked to forget.

 Thirteen : Exposure to certain types of mold can cause short-term memory loss.

 Thirteen : So, where do you guys go, other than home and school?

 Foreman : I'm sure she's just freaked out about her dad. Mr. Harmon?

 Sheldon : was an obvious reference to Fantastic Four member The Thing,

 Leonard : I'm okay with you driving my car, I'm not okay with you flying my car.

 Bernadette : Don't sweat it, my dad's a cop. He can fix things.

 Bernadette out of the window : Your kid may be an honour student, but you're a moron!

 Howard : My mother made me wear rubber gloves to kindergarten...

 Howard : ...so I wouldn't pick up a disease from the other children.

...because my mother was afraid I'd hit a bump and lose my virginity.

 Howard : Listen, you have to come to Shabbat dinner at my house sometime.

 Howard : A Catholic girl like you wearing a big cross like that...

 Howard : ...might just give my mother the big brain aneurysm I've been hoping for.

 Bernadette : Okay, but only if you come to Sunday dinner at my house wearing a yarmulke.

 [The hallway outside Robin's Apartment - Ted/Robin]Ted : All right, first of all, this isn't one of those,

 [The hallway outside Robin's Apartment - Ted/Robin]Ted : "I came all the way over here because I want you back" things.

 [The hallway outside Robin's Apartment - Ted/Robin]Ted : There'll be no startling confession of love,

 [The hallway outside Robin's Apartment - Ted/Robin]Ted : No sweet indie rock song that swells up

 [The hallway outside Robin's Apartment - Ted/Robin]Ted : Just as we're about to kiss, none of that crap. Got it?

 Evan : She has class tomorrow. She wouldn't just leave without saying anything.

 Beckett : This is an address in Tribeca. It could be where she was going.

I think that I'm going to apologize for all the stupid things that I do.

- Then you wouldn't have to apologize. - I'd love it if I could do both.

 Monica : You broke up with Julie. How much weight did she gain?

 Chandler : I know it was a stupid reason to break up with someone, but I was 15.

 Cameron : If he was just trying to mess with Cuddy for wasting his time,

 Cameron : this would have stopped as soon as the patient started exhibiting actual symptoms.

 Chase : You think he's got a medical reason for asking for the guy's credit report?

 Cameron : He's just pushing to make sure we have a complete history.

 Cameron : Obviously we're missing something or we'd have the answer.

 Cameron : We snuck into one of the sleep lab rooms to have sex.

 Cameron : We shouldn't have done it while we were working and we're sorry.

 Cameron : No. You would do House and Wilson before I'd do Chase.

I'm gonna do a sialogram while we wait for results from the additional blood work.

 Leonard : I believe I'm supposed to carry you across the threshold.

 Beckett : secretly selling those man-made diamonds on foreign markets.

 Steve : That's ridiculous. Do you know what I'm worth? Why would I do that?

 Steve : Even if what you're saying is true, that doesn't mean I murdered Alice!

 Steve : so I sold the technology to the only people interested. VonRoenn.

 Janet : They wanted to stifle the competition. You know, protect their market share.

 Steve : I broke out my equipment so I could make her a small diamond.

 Steve : But in the process, I had a game-changing breakthrough.

 Steve : My little romantic gesture became one of the biggest diamonds in history.

 Penny : Thank you for being the emotional one in this relationship.

 Mr. Heckles : I left a Belgian waffle out here. Did you take it?

 Cristina : That was my smug, passive-aggressive, limey ex-boyfriend

 Burke : I know, I'm fine with it. As long as I'm learning something.

You have to put up with me being nice and sweet for a little while.

- I just don't want people thinking... - Trying to build the perfect woman?

 Derek : You're having me jump through hoops with every attending.

 Derek : My interview didn't go as well as I'd hoped. I'd like your support.

Dr. Burke has done all he can for now, so unless you know how to do a Norwood,

- She was fine with the chest tube. - That's the thing with RDS cases.

Just when you think the baby's getting better, they slip right back.

 Bailey : The woman wasn't just in prison, Yang, she was in solitary.

 Bailey : You try spending a month locked in a room with no windows,

when there are about three billion other women out there who aren't call girls.

 Wilson : One of whom is living in your apartment and is married to you.

 House having Some Sort Of Epiphany : Why am I asking you for help?

 Park : Nothing. But House has a way of getting in people's heads.

 Adams : Just like last week when he was prying into your relationship with Chase'?

 Park : so it's impossible for me to get it on with a good-looking guy'?

 Penny to Kevin : ...but at the same time, they wanna preserve the environment.

 Leonard : - Uh, can I see you for a sec over here? - Oh, sure. Just one sec?

 Leonard : - ...because I said we weren't on a date. - I'm talking to him because he's cute.

 Penny : ...with his dorky T-shirt and his little hipster glasses.

 Penny : Yes, but when you're tall and have great cheekbones, you're doing it ironically.

 Leonard : - So, what if I start talking to a girl? - You should.

 Sheldon : That's it. We are now no longer companions, boon or otherwise.

 Sheldon : To amend the words of Toy Story, you have not got a friend in me.

- I'm gonna go home and take a nap. - Yeah, well, tell it to someone who cares.

 Howard : Next week, I fly to Houston for orientation and zero-gravity elimination drills.

 Wilson : You're a lot of things, House, but you've never been a sadist.

 Cristina : They're doing amazing things with prosthetics these days.

 Cristina : Originally. You were always supposed to be the next chief. That was the plan.

All right, use the curved osteotome to elevate the external table.

 Penny : Like an hour and half, two hours, depending on traffic.

 Sheldon : It was nice of her to show us playing dumb with an example.

 Penny : Hi. Okay, hey there, I got-- I'm sorry, I got to go now.

 Beverley : I wanted to thank you for going through all the trouble

 Lily : but the conductor just said you're going express to Borough Hall,

 Sheldon : -It is just so frustrating. -'Causee you're trying too hard.

 Leonard : Hey, how about we bring back Anything Can Happen Thursdays?

 Sheldon : All right. I officially reinstate Anything Can Happen Thursday.

 Leonard : I'm starting to remember the problem with Anything Can Happen Thursdays.

 Howard : ...about why people who believe in psychics are idiots. Leonard?

 Penny : Right, and if you can't understand it, it's not a fact.

 Penny : -Oh, got it. Thank you for educating me. -Oh, you're welcome.

 Bernadette : But it's weird... Howie's the one who's been talking about

 Bernadette : all excited to tell him because I thought he'd be thrilled,

 Bernadette : After we talked about it, he started to calm down.

 House : I knew that cleavage was a smokescreen. You're a genius.

 Cuddy : What's different? Any big changes in your life recently?

 Foreman : They were abscesses from a fungal infection. Aspergillus.

 Cameron : He would've been getting infections since he was an infant.

 House : Not if he grew up in a bubble. Or if he grew up on Mars.

A sweet suburban bubble where mommies and daddies protect their children.

HOUSE : The infections he's contracted narrow down the possibilities.

 James : This is so liberating, being able to talk about this to you.

 Barney : My incredibly muscular, fun, large-handed brother a drink?

 James : I spy a group of women who have let their defenses down

 Rachel : She had to have just taken that test. I took out the trash last night.

The bride's pregnant, the groom's missing and I'm still holding this.

 Phoebe : Hey, wait. Do you know what kind of birth control she uses?

 Phoebe : Just for the future. This is hardly a commercial for it.

 Ross : No. I talked to Joey on the set. He hasn't heard from him.

 Castle : but with a skateboard instead of, you know, other assets.

 Beckett : See if there's anything there that connects him to Logan.

 Esposito : If any of Logan's friends died, they don't know about it.

 Castle : and honestly, it's just making it harder, so just act normal.

Yeah, but can you blame him? I mean, poor guy. He's in a no-win situation.

 Lanie : You guys want me to decide who should be Castle's best man?

 Ryan : Javi, this is ridiculous. Of course she's gonna pick you.

 Lanie : Javi, do you really think I'd pick you? With our history? CHUCKLES 

 Augustine : If it's his will to take me, it doesn't matter where I am.

 House : You ran away from the real world when getting laid didn't work out so good.

 House : What I have difficulty with is the whole concept of belief.

 Monica : Remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?

 Monica : I'm sure there's some friendly way to reconcile this. Have a seat.

 Taub : You want to lie to a guy whose favorite pastime is getting doctors fired?

 House : If we had a phone' we could've found somewhere a little less charming.

 Wilson : Unless I finish it in an hour, in which case, it's free.

 Esposito : No, pockets were empty. No wallet. No keys. No jewelry.

 Castle/beckett : - This wasn't a robbery. - This wasn't a robbery.

 Beckett : All right. Let's get CSU on the rug. Fibers, blood, identifying marks.

 Montgomery : Well, let's try to notify them before the jackals do.

 Beckett : but when was the last time you heard from your husband?

 Laurie Horn : He was finishing up a fundraiser and heading back to the office.

 Castle : The last sketch we got of this guy, he looked like Ben Conrad.

 Beckett : and if we don't catch him soon, he's gonna kill again.

 Beckett : He just blew up my apartment. I think that's pretty damn personal.

 Shaw : All we need to find is our parking ticket and we catch this son of a bitch.

 Shaw : It's not enough for him to be smart. He wants us to know it.

How could our killer have known all the players in someone else's life?

 Beckett : And then we find out where he intersected with our killer.

 Castle : The bathroom door and the cast-iron tub protected her from the blast.

 Alexis : Dad, why is that person going after Detective Beckett?

 Penny : we can just go forward with no surprises and no regrets.

 Castle : Lets the FBI converge on the building, only he's not in there.

 Beckett : Castle, if it were you, where would you be watching from?

 Castle : I wouldn't be watching from this building where they are,

 Dunn : You know, I'd expected more from you. I'd heard such great things...

Boys, I got a question for you. Who in this room discovered a star?

 Castle : Come back tomorrow. It'll be full of all sorts of murder-y stuff.

 Beckett : I tracked down Wilder's next of kin, his cousin Blake.

 Blake : When he asked me to lend him money to start up a business,

 Blake : I mean, why somebody would do something like this, I...

 Beckett : Blake, we were hoping that you could help us with something.

 Beckett : The display cases in the living room were broken into

 Blake : He was a collector. Rare printings, signed first editions, things like that.

 Tom : Those could run into the thousands, even tens of thousands.

 Sheldon : ...always makes me think I'm going to experience an episode from my past.

 Howard : What? You're having trouble with the long-distance love-making.

 Howard : You have one, Priya has one in India. When you move your Iips and tongue...

 CALLIE : Dirty. It was not cheerful, it was dirty. And like I said, no.

 DEREK : - I think I need a little time to... - Take some space.

 Castle : You've been back here three days, you're already in a free fall.

 Castle : I'm not telling you to walk away, I'm just saying give it time.

 Castle : You're the one who can bring Sonya's family some peace.

 Ryan : According to the DA, we just turned a slam-dunk case into a Hail Mary.

ESPOSITO : Yeah, superc op over here had to keep digging, so, you know.

 Castle : but roofied them both instead, not that that makes any sense.

 Doctor : Set up for a chest tube. Trauma One. Switch. We got this.

 Kevin Ryan : I want security checkpoints at all entrances and exits.

What you do is rub something that smells really bad on your butt, right?

 Joey : Now, what could you rub on your butt that would smell bad?

 Greg House : Whoever knew that John was stationed in Brazil, not Bolivia.

 Agent Smith : It's the same region. It's the same parasites, same diseases.

 Greg House : because it would be stupid for people from Brazil to call them Brazil nuts.

 Greg House : No, he ate a lot of Brazil nuts, which is a big deal,

 Greg House : which in high doses causes fatigue, vomiting, skin irritation,

 Greg House : The only difference is it works a lot better on nut poisoning.

 Travis Brennan : Low serum calcium is a side effect of the treatment.

When I look around, I'm saddened by the thought of those who could not be here.

 Monica : Nana, my beloved grandmother, who would so want to be here.

Well, he didn't really. He just picked up his badge and stood there.

 Castle : Even if what you said is true and we knew each other in 11th grade...

 Bilal : Look, after I left the intelligence service, I lost my way.

 Bilal : when my contact was killed by a bullet that was meant for me.

 Izzie takes the envelope : - You want me to open it? - Yeah, I know, it's...

 Izzie she tries to hand it back : - I shouldn't. I mean... - You already think I'm an idiot.

Jonesing for a cigarette, but I think he'll make it to the end of the day.

 Addison : Bed rest at home until the baby comes. You do know what bed rest is, Miranda?

 Greg House : The commandment to preserve life comes before all others.

Actually means she's not a masochist. She's not following all the rules.

 Greg House : Right. She walked in crazy and explained how ritual trumps living,

 Chris Taub : if she lives her life believing that God is there...

 Greg House : Things aren't where we want them to be, just because we want them to be there.

Chase hates working on shabbos. I'm going to make this easier for him.

 Greg House : You can tell all the ladies at the Mikvah about this.

 Amy : Smart idea, considering how trampy you get when you've had a few.

 Penny : I hurt Leonard, I hurt Raj. I mean, what is wrong with me?

She ruled Russia in the late 1700s, and one night when she was feeling randy...

 Amy : ...she used an intricate system of pulleys to have intimate relations with a horse.

 Amy : I'm sure your reputation can survive you shagging a Iittle lndian boy.

The way you crushed Mike at Ping-Pong was such a turn-on. You wanna...?

Well, Mike's taking a shower, which, by the way, there's no law against.

 Phoebe : And then we're gonna grab some food. So if you want...

 Monica : Yeah. You can hear everything through these stupid walls.

This morning I heard him do pushups and then talk to his triceps.

 Jerry : I could tell he just wanted me to be this big ladies' man,

 Barney : Think of the pickup plays we can run as a father-son duo.

 Barney : there's the "Bush Dynasty," the "Lick Father, Lick Son."

 Esposito : when he's probably being held captive by a serial killer?

 Beckett : First time that I cuffed you. What you wouldn't give to be back there now.

 Castle : Someone owed me a favor. The less you know, the better.

 Castle : By now they've tagged my phone, my house, my accounts.

 Castle : I'm not going to last long out here. We have to act quickly.

 Beckett : I've got teams at your place looking for any trace of Tyson.

 Castle : Well, that could take weeks. I think I've got something better.

 Penny : Leonard, why are you making such a big deal out of this?

 Penny : So our roles have changed a bit over the last couple years.

 Wil : you were dead set against Penny resuming her acting career,

 Esposito : If you don't mind me saying, Mrs. R., you fold a lot.

 Martha : I just don't believe in stringing along a bad hand. Why waste time?

 Castle : It's strip poker. Keeps things humming along, if you know what I mean.

 Martha : Well, frankly, I prefer strip because even when you lose, you win.

 Beckett : What about you, Castle? You're already in for the blind.

 Martha : Whenever he blinks too much, it means he's got a lousy hand.

 Martha : but now he's tapping, which means he might have the nuts.

 Castle : What's the matter? You're not afraid of a little action, are you?

 Judge : No time for a second opinion, but the test takes three...

 Rob : She's pissed, so now she's just looking for things to go wrong.

You're right, I'm so petty I hope she dies so it vindicates my opinion.

 Rob : She's a few years away from grasping sarcasm, don't you think?

 Cameron : Must be allergic to something we used in the surgery.

 Wilson : Well, if a tree pretends to fall in a forest... House, come on. They're breasts.

 Wilson : They're a birthday present, not a philosophical treatise. Lie number one.

 House : She did not do that for her husband. She did that for herself.

 House : She thinks if she looks different, she'll be different.

 Wilson : No. She thinks if she looks different, she'll be more attractive, which I have to say...

 House : Not to her husband. Cosmetic surgery is so everyone else will look at us differently.

 Cuddy : It takes two department heads to treat shortness of breath?

 Cuddy : What, do the complications increase exponentially with cup size?

 House : I want an E.K.G. and blood tests, including tox screen on Mrs...

 Foreman : There were no lesions and no mass effect that we could see.

 Foreman : It means we're still not sure what's causing the neurological problems.

...or if you had been with your family, or if you didn't have...

...that I'm very thankfuI that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.

 Phoebe : You don't wanna live in Westchester. That's the worst of the Chesters.

 Burke : Maybe because I was afraid that I would be called into a meeting

 Burke : where some hospital lawyer's fear of liability could end my career.

 Bailey : Don't you all have something better to do? Come on, people, move!

 House : I'm sorry. I guess I must have just been brainwashed by the media...

Damn right. - I'll see if I can find some antacids while the nurse gets some blood.

 Chase : If we don't know exactly how much you weigh, we won't get the right answers.

Rerun? He was a heavy guy from TV. I... I used to pretend I liked it, but I didn't.

 Foreman : Ninth grade, grew five inches. Everything kind of evened out.

 Foreman : Your mom's tall, and you are a little short for your age. Probably spring right up.

 Foreman : And you figure making her feel like crap would do her a world of good?

 Alicia : The guys promised to set up my satellite dish and paint my bedroom.

 Penny : Well, you know, it's just that Leonard and Howard and Raj...

 Penny : Yeah, you know, like in Star Trek when you're in battle and you raise the shields?

 Penny : Come on, they're doing everything for you because you're leading them on.

 Victoria Gates : And you. What in the hell do you think you were doing?

 Gates : He got that storage space at his ex-girlfriend's request.

 Gates : He was moving her belongings there, including her rug...

 Castle : How do you know he's telling the truth? No one's heard from her.

 Gates : And, Mr. Castle, your neighbor did say that if you bother him in any way,

 Gates : And I will be so happy to take you into custody personally.

 Beckett : Did you two comedians find out anything new on the husband?

 Esposito : Well, there was nothing unusual in his phone or financial records.

Hi. Uh, listen, I'm sure you're really good at whatever it is you do, but...

 Chase : We're focusing on figuring out the cause of your problems.

 Chandler : I can't believe this. This is like the worst night ever.

 Wilson : It wouldn't be that uncommon after a trauma, after that much blood loss.

If my perceptions are compromised, then my judgment is compromised.

 House : that the patient just got bit by a rabid Vietnamese leper?

 Wilson : sees no connection between being shot and minor brain disruptions?

 Wilson : What if it was the fact that you tore out your stitches

 Cuddy : - Who showed you your surgical file? - How do you know it's mine?

 Cuddy : Because your patient hasn't had surgery, and you don't care about anybody else.

 House : My anesthesia was almost nonexistent, and yet I wasn't awake.

For some reason, somebody decided to put me in a dissociative coma

 House : Fine. I'll go beat the truth out of my surgeon. Gillick, right?

 Penny : That's why I work at The Cheesecake Factory. I'm holding out for the right part.

 Leonard : Alicia, what do you want as your default setting for DVDs, 5. 1 Dolby or DTS?

Hey, guys, you will really appreciate this. I read the best science joke on the Internet.

 Penny : Alicia, you won't get it, but it's right up their alley.

 Penny : Anyway, so this physicist goes into an ice cream parlor every week...

 Penny : ...that it is possible for the matter above this stool...

 Castle : When he sees he can't upset you, he'll stop bothering you. Okay?

 Castle : Of course. I'll take care of these dishes and finish the palace.

 Mrs.ruiz : And if you got Emily to open up to you, then who knows?

 Emily : It was my inside strength. I let it go, like Mr. Castle said.

 Principal Silva : Mr. Castle, I'm sure that this is being blown out of proportion.

Jason's parents are two high-powered lawyers with a zest for litigation.

 Ross : Here is to my sister, the newly appointed head lunch chef.

 Ross : Lunch chef, purchasing, own little desk when Roland's not there...

 Howard : listening to Sheldon whine about it for the rest of our lives.

 Zoey : I would be happier having just a simple, home-cooked meal.

 Robin : My heart is pounding, I'm hearing this weird clicking noise.

 Eric : Apologies to Novatech, and let's cancel the MexiSolar trip until summer.

 Beckett : Well, you fired him and he was convicted of embezzling.

 Beckett : I would prefer if my people oversaw the food preparation.

 Phoebe : -What are you doing here? -I came to ask you a big favor.

 Chandler : The fifth dentist caved, and now they're all recommending Trident?

 Sheldon : But the flash drive is in a locked drawer in my desk.

 Howard steeling himself to talk to Summer Glau, to himself : It's hot in here. Must be Summer. It's hot in here. Must be summer.

 Howard steeling himself to talk to Summer Glau, to himself : It's hot in here. Must be Summer.

 Penny : We're putting the play on for one night in this little 99-seat theater.

 Monica : He just asked me how to convert his dollars into Vermont money.

 Amber : because it was easier, and you ended up resenting them.

Oh, I'll be fine. It's just.. God, I hate her, Ross! I hate her!

My two greatest enemies : Rachel Greene and complex carbohydrates.

 Barney : I wasn't doing it to have a battleship named after me.

 Ted from 2030 : After a very long night, it was finally the big holiday.

 Lanie : Lividity puts the stabbing between midnight and 2 : 00 a.m.

 Castle : Yeah. Either that, or someone wanted to be really, really sure.

 Lanie : but CSU found prints on the knife block where the killer got it.

 Esposito : Ryan, why don't you grab a couple of unis and start a canvass...

 Ryan : - I didn't say anything. - You don't have to say anything.

 Penny reading text : He said they're about to cross the border.

could it make someone believe they'd done something they actually hadn't?

 Holloway : Under normal circumstances, the human brain is very suggestible.

 Holloway : - I'd say it's entirely possible. - CELL PHONE RINGS 

 Castle : Someone planted the memory of the murder in all three of their heads,

 Ryan : But none of this explains how they all knew the details of the murder

 Castle : What if Justin's killer filmed the murder and then showed it to these people

 Castle : They would think the images were drawn from their own experience.

 Castle : With details of the crime that could lead to our real killer.

 Beckett : Look, I understand that it seems real to you, but it may not be.

 Castle : down to the last overheard whisper or a glimpse of a shadow in a mirror.

 Beckett : Now, keep in mind that what seems like a minor detail to you

 Anita : The first thing I remember is knocking on the door of 147.

 Anita : After a few seconds, Justin opened it. He smiled flirtatiously, and...

 Sheldon : First, I notice that you offer soup and a half sandwich.

 Sheldon : Or do I have to wait for someone else to order the other half?

 Sheldon : If it's not half of a whole sandwich, it's just a small sandwich.

 Penny : -Is that what you want? -Of course not. I'll have my usual.

 Penny : I am not going to apologize. I've done nothing. He's overreacting.

We need to do a barium enema to make sure there's no intestinal stricture.

 George : Thank you. Dr. Bailey, as things progress with my dad...

You know sometimes we... with families, we coddle them, sugarcoat things.

Wait. You have not deposited a nearly nine million dollar check?

 Izzie : He is being unreasonable. That check has nothing to do with any...

 Bailey : That's unreasonable. You clearly are not reasonable yet.

"The flags of Liechtenstein and Haiti were identical by coincidence.

 Sheldon : A fact that wasn't discovered until they competed against each other...

 Sheldon : And thankfully, their embarrassment was overshadowed by rise of Fascism.

 Ryan : You hung a dealer out of a window in order to get a confession.

 Ryan : we don't have to prove that you were hiding in that apartment.

 Hayley : Hiding? No, lost. I was looking for a Starbucks, actually.

 Ryan : - So you should start talking right now. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

 Hayley : to catch a hacker who's been stealing social security numbers

 Hayley : I have been following fake IDs made from the stolen social security numbers.

 Hayley : that five of them are being used together in New York City.

 Esposito : A thing like that, it's easier to just keep in a box.

 Esposito : In the meantime, just give her space, and don't take it personally.

 Castle : He knows where the camera is that's why he keeps his face covered.

 Castle : He is not going to make it easy for us to catch him, is he?

 Esposito : Uniform just found where the sniper shot Henry Wyatt from.

 Esposito : by someone in a taller building, or a passing helicopter.

You ever seen a man try to get a meeting with Stephen Hawking before?

 Penny : It's not Saturday night. Why are you doing your laundry?

 Sheldon : Because if I don't, he won't give my paper to Stephen Hawking.

 Phoebe : -Now you know how you really feel about it. -That's a risky little game.

Don't talk, we'll get you up to your room, soak your feet. You'll be okay.

 Mona : No, I mean it. There are so few genuinely nice guys out there.

Tell me about it. I feel like I'm holding down the fort by myself.

 Penny : - Come on, Raj, not even a little bit? - Not that I can think of.

 Sheldon : Ye who now will bless the poor Shall yourselves find blessing

 Leonard : Okay, you leave the room and find yourself standing before a pool of melted snowmen.

 Sheldon : Melted snowmen? Are there carrots and lumps of coal in the water?

- Uh, what's the difference? - It's a game of the imagination, Leonard.

 Sheldon : - Paint a picture. - Fine. You leave the room and find yourself...

 Eva : The pathetic thing is, I let myself believe that he could change,

 Masters : You had a cardiac episode that required us to bring you into the OR.

During the surgery, we found cancer in a lymph node in your neck.

 Castle : I'm sorry, until a year ago I had no idea who you were,

 Castle : and now you come out of the blue and the only thing you have to say is,

But there's only room for one, so one of you will have to stay at Joey's.

Since the fire was kind of my fault, you should get to stay here.

 Elizabeth : Oh, please, it was such a big class. You never even noticed me.

 Ross : What? Of course I did. You sat next to "Sleepy Sleeperson."

Oh. I had trouble remembering names, so I came up with nicknames.

 Bernadette : Howie, I don't want to play Lego, Toenail or Pill anymore.

 Bernadette : So, what do you think we should do with this room?

 Howard : Well, I was thinking a home theater or a gaming room...

 Bernadette : The teddy bear Stuart won the night we took him to the fair.

 Howard : You'd think he would've called once he got settled in.

 Stacy : Or are you just here to gloat because you weren't the leak?

 Chase : Let's say it's our fifth anniversary. Are you ready to destroy it now?

 Chase : They spend their summers in Melbourne and have annoying accents.

You just don't want to kill the only thing left of someone you loved.

 House : I would like you to be aware of the fact that I slept with Lisa Cuddy.

 Joey : If they knew what they were doing, they didn't give you real names.

 Monica : Maybe people give out fake numbers, but not fake names.

 Robin : I made the whole thing up to see if you like her. And you do.

 Chase : Our patient woke up with an infection while we were getting our rocks off.

 Chase : You certainly didn't go out of your way to keep the volume down

 Cameron : All this is, is uncomplicated sex. Don't try to make it more than that.

 Woman : But it's bound to happen, especially the way we've been doing it.

 Foreman : She's fine. Both the EEG and all her vitals have been...

 Chase : Well, if it's any consolation, I didn't get any sleep either.

 Taub : She also admitted she tried to kill herself, but won't tell us why.

 Foreman : found she's been eating two cans of tuna a day for years.

 House : Explains the seizures, hand and back pain, also the depression.

 Foreman : We got her urine and blood samples back. They're normal.

 Chase : If it's low level, it might not show up in a spot check.

 Foreman : She's cooperating just enough to get through the psych hold.

 House : Put some lipstick on Chase and start chelation therapy.

 Leonard : ...but the only warm memories I have of my childhood are of my Uncle Floyd.

 Sheldon : You're clearly misremembering. Your mother is brilliant, analytical, insightful.

 Sheldon : I'm betting she never hit you with a Bible because you wouldn't eat Brussels sprouts.

 Leonard : She's warm, she's loving, she doesn't glue electrodes to your head...

 Sheldon : When I was a kid, if I wanted an EEG, I had to attach my own electrodes.

 Howard : Well, I'll be. Look, you can throw in a couple steaks and have a surf and turf.

 Leonard : Surf and turf sounds good. See if they have corn on the cob.

 Bernadette : Guys, we're trying to get him out of here, not you in.

 Bernadette : We're all thinking it. I just had the decency to wait for him to leave.

 Sheldon : How's the final stage of your nicotine addiction study going?

 Montoya : Several entries had been changed over the past couple of weeks.

 Montoya : she was convinced that someone was trying to set her up.

 Montoya : I tracked them all to an IP address outside Modern Fashion.

 Esposito : But why would anyone want to sabotage a fashion assistant?

But if Ella went after whoever is behind this, maybe she found them.

 Castle : All right. I'll give you a call when I get a location.

 Beckett : that suggests Ella wasn't responsible for screwing up your appointments.

 Beckett : Someone else changed your calendar. Someone outside of this office.

 Matilda : But I do know why someone would want to do this to me.

 Beckett : So the calendar mistakes made you look bad at a critical time.

 Bernadette : It's getting tough for me to be on my feet all day.

 Lanie : But I'm guessing it wasn't the world's longest game of hide and seek.

 Castle : and throwing everyone off the trail of the real killer.

 Spock : If I told you to jump off the bridge ofthe Enterprise, would you do it?

 Sheldon : If I got on the bridge of the Enterprise, l would never ever leave.

 Leonard : Sounds like someone wants to spend the rest of her life

 Castle : You know, Detective Beckett here didn't think we could con a con artist.

 Castle : You did, after all, fall for the oldest con in the book.

 Castle : It's either that or the Grumpy Beaver. I always get them mixed up.

 Castle : When you see how it's done, it really takes the magic out of it.

 Beckett : No, Elise. You need to know that Steven loved you very much.

 Beckett : He changed his ways because you made him want to be a better man.

 Savvy : the Savvy that gets noticed when she walks into the room...

The Savvy that wakes her husband up in the middle of the night to make love.

 Savvy : Yeah, I wonder if that Savvy is still going to be there.

 George : Could this place be any further away? It's like Siberia down here.

 Daisy : - I'm just data entry at night. - No, actually, Stu sent me.

 George : We're taking him into surgery. But he wanted me to find you.

-I know who you're talking about. -Great! What room number is he in?

Ma'am, I'm sorry. That information is restricted to hospital staff.

Ramoray. It's Portuguese. We need that information. I'm a doctor.

 Sheldon : The conductor said if I come back to the engine room,

 Sheldon : he'd show me how to bring the train through a crossing.

 Joey : Be careful with that 3-D Last Supper. Judas is a little loose.

To know where my next paycheck is coming from. But you don't need that.

 Rachel : I can imagine you in a short plaid skirt and knee socks.

 Raj : You know, I thought cleaning out a dead professor's office

 Howard : Doesn't Professor Abbott's family want any of this stuff?

 Leonard : and at the end all that's left are some papers in a box.

 Leonard : Hey. Hey, we're supposed to look through all this stuff

 Castle : Wow! Apparently you have to be a total hottie just to work here.

 Castle : And I'm saying that as a completely detached, soon-to-be-married observer.

 Beckett : I mean, Matilda only hires people that fit the magazine's brand.

 Carrie : She's going to freak out if I add you to the schedule.

 Carrie : Do you have any idea what happened to the last assistant?

 Matilda : pushing the boundaries of style, no doubt in the wrong direction.

 Carrie : These are your messages, and Julian Bruckner is waiting in your office.

 Mr. Flynn : There's a kill room in the basement with an incinerator.

 Mr. Flynn : They shut down all the signals the second the police arrived.

 Beckett : And he understands the sacrifices that I have to make to do this job, so.

 Monica : I also did a little something in fur, but that's really just for me.

Why don't you try these on? We'll get a better idea of what works.

 Joey : Thanks, you are such a good friend. And this is so weird.

 Bernadette : Do you think Sheldon's actually gonna go through with it?

 Bernadette : this was the year he'd be able to pull the guts out

 Penny : I told him what women like, and after he stopped giggling,

 Beckett : So, someone with access at Sid's company was embezzling money.

 Marshall : What if she makes bad choices? I mean, what if she winds up dating some...

 Marshall's daughter : Papa, I want you to meet my new boyfriend.

 Joey : -Who the hell is this guy? -This is Will, from high school. This is Joey.

 House : Great. You do any of that medical stuff we talked about?

 Chase : No. Blood tests were all normal. And he clotted in six minutes.

 House : So it's a simple bleeding disorder and you screwed up the test.

 House : Either you screwed up the test or I screwed up my analysis of this case.

 House : If you screwed up, I don't have to cry myself to sleep.

 House : It's a simple bleeding disorder. Foreman, redo the test.

 Foreman : Big hand points to minutes. Maybe you got it mixed up.

Foreman's playin' the dozens. You're at a huge cultural disadvantage here, Chase.

 Cameron : If we run labs to check his clotting fac- tors, we can confirm which one's right.

 House : Way better than trying to guess which doctor's incompetent.

your mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.

 Man : It's just like the cute girl at the pet store all over again.

 Phoebe : We said goodbye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love.

 Leonard : handwriting-recognition differential equation solving.

 Raj pressing button on camera phone. Camera makes a fart noise : What?

 Cole : What I'm talking about here is knowing about what you have,

 Cole : At least, not at this time, and not at that price. Agreed?

 Cole : and, uh, I could either go see a doctor, or I could come see you.

 Monica : The museum called and said that there was a cancellation...

 Monica : and that we could move up our wedding. And Chandler heard.

Well, with a regular guy, it's bad. With Chandler, oh, dear God!

 Monica : I know! And he totally freaked out. I can't find him anywhere!

 Phoebe : -What are you gonna do? -I'm never going to listen to you again.

Except for the fact that I only gave her one. I don't know where she'd get the other nine.

 Greg House : Because lonely, misanthropic drug addicts should die in bus crashes,

I don't want to leave it till last. Last time, I left my knickers here.

 Gates : It says here that Clyde was a seasonal worker at Diamondback.

 Ryan : In the letter, Clyde goes on about how he and a guy named Dutch

 Castle : It's the same word Whitney was asking the Yavapai elder about.

 Beckett : Hey, Ryan, any idea who those people in the letter are?

 Beckett : Eyes back in their sockets, cowboy. We got a murder to solve.

 Beckett : Now, who is this Clyde fellow, and why did our victim have his letter?

 Beckett : And what does any of this have to do with the Peacock boys?

 Castle : The same person who always has the answers in Westerns.

 Ted : Absolutely. Just let me run up and get my bag of vet supplies.

 Marshall : Spare no expense, buddy. Dinner is on me and get dessert.

 Marshall : Maybe this molten chocolate lava cake? I just want you to be happy.

 Marshall : Do you want to know what it's like in a men's locker room?

 Ryan : Don't you think Castle deserves the benefit of the doubt?

 Beckett : And, Espo, you know what? If you're wrong, then he was a victim.

 Beckett : So instead of us just standing around waiting for him to wake up,

 Beckett : why don't we start by figuring out who owns that dinghy?

 Esposito : He said that he sold it over a year ago at a garage sale.

We find the owner, we'll figure out where Castle was coming from.

 Captain Mundy : I'm guessing he'd been in that vessel four or five days.

 Mundy : And the position of the fenders points to it being moored at a dock.

 Leonard : Can we get an order of dumplings, but with three instead of four?

 Sheldon : If we fill up on dumplings, we need to eliminate an entrÃ©e.

 Leonard : If we have extra, we'll just take the leftovers home.

And divide it how? I'm telling you, we cannot do this without Wolowitz.

- We don't order egg rolls. - Exactly. But we'd have to if she was here.

 Raj : Not only are there children starving in India, there's an Indian starving right here.

 Waiter : Tell you what I'm going to do. I'm gonna bring you the four dumplings.

You always wanted to go to Colonial Williamsburg. Let's do that.

 Mr. Geller : We were in the hospital room, your mom was asleep...

 Mr. Geller : All of a sudden you grabbed my finger with your fist...

 Castle : Yeah, but why do you need a gun to kidnap your own son?

 Castle : You just put him in the car, tell him you're going for ice cream.

 Beckett : That's what we're trying to determine, Mrs. Lefcourt.

 Mirielle : Two days ago, when I dropped him off at his father's.

 Elliot Leftcourt : He was supposed to be with Dean. Have you talked to Dean?

 Beckett : Can you tell me about the divorce? How did Dean take that?

 Mirielle : A handgun, yes. There were break-ins in his building.

 Mirielle : Why are you asking me about a gun? Was somebody shot?

 Beckett : It's just the man who took your son was carrying a gun.

Mrs. Lefcourt, does Dean have a place that he likes to take Tyler?

 Sheldon : I'm relieved you're not making more of a scene out of this.

 Wilson : You realize I have to invite someone else to the Rubio fight.

 Wilson : Your biological father was a decent, God-fearing minister,

 Wilson : You have to believe that every parent screws up every child,

 Castle : My place. we have yet to unlock the secrets ofyour powers.

 Castle : Hulk couldn't go back after the bomb, Ant-Man couldn't go back after...

 Esposito : It's a new entity called Bullseye. We're not sure who's running it,

 Beckett : Yeah, true. why don't you guys head down to the second floor,

 Castle : Now it's time to see ifyou can survive penetrative wounds.

 Castle : Okay, this is all a little overwhelming. I understand.

 Amy : You should give him a taste of his own medicine. Have a cousin you find attractive?

Hey, you introduced her to the sleazebag. I'm just trying to clean up your mess.

 Penny : Well, I don't think she wants to talk to anyone right now.

 Rachel : You yelled at my boss! I'll lose my job! What am I gonna do?

 Taub : our boss assumed his illness had something to do with his behavior.

 Foreman : No one wants an underwear model performing their splenectomy.

 Chase : You seem pretty calm for a guy who's surrounded by racists.

 HR Woman : Cancel my next appointment. This is gonna take a while.

 HR Woman : ...that she was a "slave to her biological urges"...

 HR Woman : ...but I'm gonna go ahead and tell you you can't say it.

 Sheldon : I meant that all women are slaves to their biological urges.

I can't put you out 'cause it could depress your respiration too much.

 House : Then I'll switch over to the electric saw when I get to the bone.

 Castle : Imagine my surprise when I saw your name on the standby list.

 Beckett : You cannot be a part of what I'm going to do out there.

 Beckett : it is one thing for you to follow me when we're in New York,

 Beckett : you have to promise me that we're gonna fly under the radar.

 Richard : The guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kind of see it coming?

 Raj : I'd be more interested in a scene depicting Spock's conception.

 Sheldon : Oh, please. For Vulcans, mating, or, if you will, Pon farr...

 Sheldon : - ...it's an extremely private matter. - I'd like to know the details.

 Leonard : His mother was human. His father was Vulcan. They couldn't conceive.

 Howard : Maybe they had to go to a clinic. Can you imagine Spock's dad...

 Raj : How come on Star Trek everybody's private parts are the same?

 Raj : No alien lady ever told Captain Kirk, "Hey, get your thing out of my nose."

 Penny entering : I was writing an e-mail and the A key got stuck.

 Thirteen [looking Down] : I met a guy at a coffee shop, we went back to my place,

 Brian : When we first moved into the house, we had people over all the time.

 Quintana : - These were charitable contributions. - Where's the girl?

 Beckett : Mr. Quintana, you and your foundation are facing human smuggling charges.

 Beckett : and aiding and abetting a murderer to that? You like the press, don't you?

 Beckett : How are you gonna like being linked to Cano Vega's murder?

 Beckett : This bed hasn't even been made. I don't think she was sleeping here.

 Bernadette : I didn't think there could be a smaller version of you.

- Were they expensive? - It didn't cost a thing. I made them myself.

Five thousand dollars for a couple of dolls? Are you out of your mind?

 House : But let me know when they come back negative and I'll mock you.

 Foreman : And if it's putting pressure on the breathing centers in his brain,

 Cuddy : She's the one who ambushed you to find out what you were like

 Rachel : We had the worst fight over whether it's time to put Dad in that facility.

 Marcus : Look, I don't know where it was coming from and, really, I didn't care.

 Marcus : Only I didn't have the equipment to record it at first,

 Marcus : But, later that day, they shipped the dog o ff to that damn trainer.

 Marcus : And I'm not talking about his dog-training business, either.

 Marcus : Thought maybe I could find out when the dog was going back to Kay.

Really, bro? You're gonna sit here and call someone else sketchy?

made a lot of flights to Boston, New Orleans, Seattle, Long Beach, Miami.

 Beckett : The international travel to judge dog shows. That's a perfect cover.

 Beckett : Mr. Patterson, I don't think you understand how serious this is.

 Rachel : -What is the matter with you? -What is the matter with you?!

 Rachel : You were gonna get married in Vegas, and then you backed out.

I'm not upset because I don't see you going through with it. I'm sorry.

I'm supposed to talk to his PO about getting his ankle monitor off early.

 Foreman : No. I'm just saying what he's doing doesn't seem rational,

 Foreman : which makes me think it's rational in a way I'm not privy to.

 Natalie : I know it feels strange. Dr. Chase is just looking in your throat.

 Chase [noticing The Trophy] : That's a pretty nice trophy there, Andres.

 Chase : Upper esophagus is clear, moving on to the GE junction.

lt's so weird you think he's so gross, yet you're willing to eat his crackers.

No, l just mean, you know, first impressions don't mean anything.

And l think you're a really good guy. And l'm sorry that l misjudged you.

l'm sorry. Obviously, Heather's ass has something more important to say...

 Sam : So do you think Jack finally hooks up with Sarah in this one?

 Wilson : There are actual patients waiting to use this machine.

 Cuddy : Wilson just told me we're going on a double date with him and Sam tonight.

 House : Sam reprogrammed the MRI to read Alice's typewriter ribbon.

 House : As your employee, I resent you because I need this for my case.

 Cuddy : As your boss, you just got six more clinic hours next week.

 House suddenly Interested : You think it's rickettsialpox, don't you?

 Ryan : now that Vince Bianchi's death is officially a homicide,

we are re-interviewing all of his former enemies, including yourself.

 Ryan : This guy Harold might be our only shot at solving this thing.

 Esposito : What, the kook who thinks it's the '70s? No way, bro. I just got us a real lead.

 Esposito : the mob had a piece of all the concrete work in the city.

 Michael Carcano : I'm only here out of respect for Vince Bianchi.

 Leonard : Can't believe I'm spending my wedding night with you.

 Beckett : Are you guys re-enacting the Humpty Dumpty crime scene?

 Beckett : Anyway, he didn't show this morning, another carrier had to cover.

Payroll comes in at 10 : 00 in the morning, Mickey's here at 10 : 01.

 Beckett : His job's just a front for whatever business he's really in.

 Beckett : He's armed, so make sure your teams use extreme caution.

 Beckett : Castle and I will set up at the paper, in case he shows.

It's ironic, you know. People put in vacation-holds to avoid break-ins.

 Beckett : - So, who's your friend at the paper? - Oh, Donna Vincennes?

 Beckett : I can just see the headlines now, "Nine meets Three at dinner for two."

 Castle : Believe it or not, there's a lot of women in this town

I've got this built-up flirting energy, and I don't know how to get rid of it.

 Penny : You know, if anything, he's turning me into his mother.

 Penny : but we have this man-child living with us named Sheldon.

Fine. But I bet you'd be singing a different tune if we were fighting over a ratchet.

No way. You can't use that to get the cute guy and the last blueberry muffin.

- "Joe. Carlos. Yoga. Ben..." - Wait. I do yoga. That's one for me.

 Beckett : Okay, yes. I was a sci-fi loving, costume-wearing geek.

 Pearlmutter : Well, one created by high levels of infrared radiation.

 Pearlmutter : The blood vessels were cauterized from the intense heat.

 Kiki : Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar.

I'd stay, but I've already missed so much work. They'll fire me.

 Ryan : This one has his theories on where King Solomon is buried.

 Castle : with his skills as a sonar engineer to unearth King Solomon's tomb.

 Beckett : is the millions of dollars that private collectors are willing to pay for it.

 Ryan : Come on, Castle, you don't really believe in genies, do you?

No, no, no. That's better than good. It explains why the killer tortured him.

 Beckett : If it was his partner, then he would have wanted to find out

 Castle : she's a professor of Middle Eastern Iiterature at Hudson University.

 Leonard : Because if all guys were like me, the human race couldn't survive.

 Chase : I loved him until I figured out that it hurts a lot less to just not care.

 Chase : You don't expect him to turn up to your football match, no disappointments.

 Chase : You don't expect a call on your birthday, don't expect to see him for months, no disappointments.

 Chase : You want us to go make up... Sink a few beers together, nice family hug?

 Chase : I've given him enough hugs. He's given me enough disappointments.

 Chase : You had the antibiotics. You're not contagious anymore.

 Chase : Leprosy is incredibly hard to catch. Even your mum didn't get it.

 Penny : Wow. I cannot believe we are alone in our own apartment.

 Joey : The first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes.

 Chandler : I was not trying them out. Susie asked me to wear them.

 Marshall : It's exactly the same. It's the best burger in New York.

Marshall got up the next morning, put on some pants and went to work.

 Lily : and just crawl into this bun, get all cozy and die there.

 Marshall : If he does get that burger pregnant, I have dibs on the delicious burger babies.

 Leonard : Maybe there's something there, maybe there isn't. We'll never know.

 Leonard : But sometimes it's fun to creep yourseIf out thinking about it.

 Mrs Cooper : I hear you're in some sort of a long-distance situation?

 Mrs Cooper : Figure out if you're in a relationship or if you're just calling it one. Like they say : 

"A cat can have kittens in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits."

"You can lead a chicken to Crisco, but you can't make your mother fry it."

Look, l know it's not a proposal, and l don't know where you are...

...but with everything that's been going on and with Emma, l'm....

 Rachel : They say that still waters run deep, and I want to swim in yours.

 Rachel : Then how about puberty? Come on! That's always a painful time.

Your friends have a slumber party and stick your hand in warm water...

- We're looking for a good picture of us. - I'm afraid that does not exist.

 Chandler : No, there are great pictures of you standing next to a guy who's going like this : 

Oh, my God, that's the creep that you're with at the Statue of Liberty.

Why don't you go get portraits done by a professional photographer?

That's a great idea. I bet they have one of those wind machines.

Yeah, that's great. Next to that, Chandler won't look so stupid.

 Monica : - Chandler, what do you say? - All right, but I'm not going.

 House : And wheat toast? Might as well eat a sheet of sandpaper.

 Wilson : Yes, but I don't like eating the same thing two days in a row.

 Wilson : and you are obviously trying to avoid talking about Kutner,

 Wilson : which is odd because you spent a whole week obsessing about why...

 Wilson : You're wearing the watch he gave you for Secret Santa.

 Thirteen : Maybe he's looking for someone to mother him after what happened.

 Foreman : involves a bullwhip, leather diapers and a credit card.

 Cameron : Test made the patient lose his lunch, but his calorics are normal,

 Cameron : his inner ear is fine and he still can't balance himself.

 Castle : Yes, but before you do, we have one last piece of Internet business.

 Sheldon : ...augmented by a battalion of orcs from Lord of the Rings.

 Sheldon : ...and the North once again wins the Battle of Gettysburg.

 Howard : Not so fast. Remember, the South still has two infantry divisions.

 Raj : Why don't you just have Robert E. Lee charge the line with Shiva and Ganesh?

 Raj : Excuse me. Ganesh is the remover of obstacles and Shiva's the destroyer.

My boss says you have to either order or leave and never come back.

 Howard : What do you recommend for someone with a man-sized appetite...

 Raj : called the Machete Order, where you watch Episodes IV and V,

 Howard : all the trade route talk, and the boring senate hearings,

 Sheldon : Get rid of the trade route part? Then how would Palpatine

You've brought soup but, uh-oh, Raj and I don't have enough money to pay you.

 Elizabeth : So we'll have to come to some other kind of arrangement.

 Yonatan Arnoff : that I care for her modesty, but that it's archaic and ultimately irrelevant.

 Yonatan Arnoff : Our traditions aren't just blind rituals. They...

 Lawrence Kutner : When she was admitted. She could have picked something up here.

 Greg House : Something that should be expelled. What's the opposite of that?

 Lawrence Kutner : Something missing from the body. Could be an enzyme or a hormone.

 Robin : Well, why not? Do you still have feelings for this girl?

There's an old-school arcade game that's been known to induce seizures

 Izzie : Our divorce lawyer is so not playing an arcade game for 53 levels.

 George : I'm busy doctoring, Dr. Stevens. No time for chitchat.

 Burke : You understand, sir, that in the months since the initial surgery,

 Sheldon : I'm struggling with the thought of leaving my old bedroom.

 Sheldon : Leonard, what you're experiencing is a classic Jungian crisis...

 Leonard : -Thank you, that's very comforting. -That's not the comforting part.

 Sheldon : ...is that the Germans have a term for what you're feeling, "Weltschmerz."

 Sheldon : It means the depression that arises from comparing the world as it is...

 Sheldon : Just remember, Leonard, where your biological family has failed you...

 Sheldon : If it's any consolation, I'm not happy about it either. Good night.

 Will : flipped a coin, decided to raise you as a girl, but you still had a hint of a penis.

Everyone at my school heard it. You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader?

It makes sense now. This is why Adam Carter wouldn't go out with me.

 Monica : I was afraid that you were gonna cry and then show it to me.

 Conway : She did call, and I can prove it. She left me a message.

 Gloria : As you may have heard, a tech venture capitalist named Glen Carter

 Gloria : to drag Matilda's precious little magazine into the digital age.

since our website has failed to generate new subscription business.

 Beckett : So you wanted to hire Ella so that she could tell you

 Beckett : and when she turned you down, that was the extent of your contact?

 Beckett : So she told Conway to meet her in the coffee shop in an hour.

It would take her about 20 minutes to get there from her apartment.

 Rachel : - Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?

 Nurse Regina : The ER. They said the vascular who's on call doesn't have privileges.

Be nice if he got somebody who could actually work here. Call Ereshefsky.

 Nurse Regina : Oh, and there's a guy in your office. I think he's a lawyer.

 Nurse Regina : Said he didn't want to sit around a bunch of sick people.

 Westbrook : that the procedure would just be a few minor sutures.

 Sheldon : Restricting myself to a single partner is against my nature.

 Penny : I hope one of those people is a monkey, 'cause this is bananas.

 Joey : I have seven Catholic sisters. I've taken care of hundreds of kids.

 Izzie : I mean, if you can... get past the fact that I'm superior

 Izzie : and that I'm judging you and that I'm telling you what's best for your family.

 Sydney : A few times in a hyperbaric chamber and you'll be out of the woods.

 Sydney : - A hyperbaric chamber... - I'll take that apology any time.

 Meredith : So I'm going to give her a sedative, which will ease her discomfort.

 Saito : I am not responsible for what happens to her out on the street.

 Esposito : Organized Crime's been trying to bust this guy for years,

 Beckett : We need to find someone who was actually at the party that night.

 Ryan : I just tried to contact that Consulate officer, Amaya Tagami,

see if there's any connection between Jade's family and Michio Saito.

 Esposito : Makes sense. That way, she could keep tabs on our investigation.

Uh, she was doing more than that. She was trying to throw us off track.

I've done this 10 years and I'm nowhere. There's gotta be a reason.

"In a mediocre play, Joseph Tribbiani achieved brilliant levels of

 Dr Koothrapalli : Not much, just wanted to see how my son's doing.

 Dr Koothrapalli : Oh, and there's something else I wanted to ask you.

 Dr Koothrapalli : Why did you spend a month's rent on a toy helicopter?!

 Dr Koothrapalli : I'm tired of indulging your foolish lifestyle.

 Bernadette : It's fine. I thanked them again and let them know we're not available.

 Amy : So I can drink this without having to give up the goodies?

Although, it you wanted to talk to one of them, no one would blame you.

 Amy : Well, it sounds like you're saying that I could do better than Sheldon.

 Bernadette : Sorry, I have no point. That was a stupid thing to say.

 Ryan : Hey, still haven't found any rear or mid-engine cars yet,

 Ryan : but I still have several traffic cams to scrub through, so...

 Vikram : The person behind Senator Bracken, Allison Hyde, the hit squads,

 Vikram : every terrible thing that's happened to me and Beckett

 Izzie : - Where? Why didn't you wake me? - Dr. Shepherd told us not to.

 Izzie : You put me in charge. I fell asleep. I killed that baby.

 Addison : She had a restricted atrial septum and virtually no aorta.

 Addison : As soon as Dr. Burke opened up her chest, we knew she didn't have a chance.

You know? Rachel, funny thing, actually. The end zone starts at that pole.

 Monica : It's just a little shorter than what we had discussed.

 Richmond : Sir, it looks like Bronson and the reporter are connected.

 Richmond : His phone records show calls to and from The Washington Union

 Vilante : You can assist us, but only from inside this building.

 Beckett : Yeah. It's one of the things that I love about him, too.

 Beckett : Mr. Parker, excuse me, we're from the Attorney General's office.

 Beckett : We need to ask you a few questions about an article you wrote.

 Parker : I wouldn't give up my sources when you killed the article.

 Beckett : Because it looks like one of your sources was murdered.

 Beckett : You threatened someone's life, and then decide to shoplift a book.

 Beckett : Except Royce has such a giant head that every time I go to pull the trigger

 Beckett : all I could think about is how much paperwork I'll have to do

 Royce : She offers to show the guy her boobs if he drops the spear gun.

 Ryan : So, it looks like your shoplifter isn't our killer, after all.

 Castle : Maybe he thought it could help him decipher the document.

 Castle : Thinking it's some kind of ancient, religious cryptogram,

 Martha : If I have to die, I'm glad I'm going with someone who knows my work.

 Castle : excepting for the lack of windows, or any other means of escape.

 Davenport : One's my manager's key, the other one must be the owner's key.

Ted : Back when we were dating, robin and I had this running joke.

 Ted from 2030 : We were the only two people in the world who found it funny.

 Lily : Some countries actually still condone corporal punishment.

 Ted from 2030 : But now, we were broken up, so when marshall said...

 Ted from 2030 : You see, on the surface, robin and I looked like

 Ted from 2030 : But most importantly, you can never, ever be alone together.

 Foreman : We're keeping your staff away as well. Take it easy now.

I'm in the middle of a campaign. - The faster we can get you better, the faster you can get out of here.

 Senator : I don't think so, and I don't think that's it. I've been under the weather for weeks.

 Senator : When I was six, I fell off the swing and bit my tongue.

Lots of teasing. It just made me fight harder, speak up for those who can't.

 House : Tongues heal too fast. Your political consultants have written you a nice story.

 House : In a tight race, the lispers alone could put you over the top.

 House : I just find being forced to sit through drivel annoying.

 House : That's a sufficiently mythical story. You don't need to lie about your tongue.

You're either part of a team or you play alone for the rest of your life.

 Monica : My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity.

 Phoebe : Just do it really fast, and then the wound is exposed.

One, yeah, you feel guilty for killing your wife. Two, your baby lives.

 Mason : I was, uh, worried you might be too smart to fall for this.

 Mason : so it's unaffected by the electromagnet in the ceiling.

As a matter offact, his body is in the furnace behind you there,

 Mason : I think it's very fitting that your lives together end in fire, don't you?

 House : And if it was business, you wouldn't say it was none of my business.

 Cuddy : - What do you want? - To talk about your date with Wilson.

 House : Spring Chase from NICU and I'll shut up about your date.

 Cuddy : - NICU is short-staffed. - Have you lost the ability to lie?

 House : And if you're making up reasons, that means there is no reason,

 Foreman : - Or not. Either way, I'm fine. - You don't have to say that.

 Randy : It's not fraud. I'm asking you to get me a lot of money

 Marshall : Even if I wanted to fire you, after my talk with Arthur...

 Arthur, entering the room : What a memorable talk we had yesterday.

 Arthur, entering the room : On behalf of everyone at GNB, both in and out of prison, we're sorry.

 Arthur, entering the room : And I want to assure you you will never be fired again.

 Arthur, entering the room : You're going to work here until you die!

It was the last time Windsor called you "little lady." Even behind your back.

One day, I'll be Chief of Surgery. The first woman Chief. You watch.

... that the bigger the line, the greater the temptation to cross it?

 Patricia : And I can't say this enough. Charts are organized by room number.

 Patricia interrupts their babble : Know why I stopped being a nurse? Doctors.

 Patricia interrupts their babble : Doctors who don't know how to pitch in.

We need 40 nurses to relieve the overtime that they're striking about.

 Derek : Have you checked under the couch? I always find spare change there.

 Cristina : - Yeah, but he's flawless. - I think it is him. What's his name?

 Cristina : But he'll let you do a procedure on your own if he likes you.

 Meredith : - What are we doing? - Figuring out who'll replace Bailey.

 Sydney : I was looking for you guys in the locker room, but you weren't there.

Awesome. My horoscope said it was going to be a very challenging day,

 Penny : - Okay, well, I'll just come visit you. - That's the thing, you can't.

 Penny : On a ship? Aren't they afraid Hawking will just roll overboard?

 Leonard : He's not gonna be there. He's just sending a team to research his theory.

 Penny : Oh, sure. Like when you send me to kill spiders in your bathtub.

 Leonard : And I'm a little worried because things between us have been so great...

 Penny : ...it's gonna be while you're here, not while you're away.

 Penny : I mean, look, you have to go. It sounds like an amazing opportunity.

 Penny : And I'm just basing that on how much I didn't understand what you said about it.

 Beckett : Doubtful. He left Russia five years ago and disappeared.

 Beckett : We called in reinforcements. We're coordinating with the FBI.

 Castle : Jenkins is the mastermind behind this, or mastermind-adjacent.

 Beckett : Castle, we could never locate Jenkins, much less find his real name.

 Castle : there may be evidence in here that can lead us to him.

 Ross : This is perfect. She'll have to come back here with your pizza.

 Joey : Hey, everybody, look who's here! You remember my grandmother.

 Joey : She's the only one in the family who's always believed in me.

 Sheldon : Yes, I relish the thought of a stranger covering my body

 Amy : I was proposing you massage your muscles with your own hands.

I am not too old for it, so you are definitely not too old for it.

 Beckett : and by all accounts run in completely different circles.

 Beckett : They're both killed on the same day and by the same person.

 Beckett : Run phones and financials, let's see if anything pops.

 Beckett : I'm gonna go and see Lanie, and see if she's found anything.

 Bernadette : if you stopped telling me I have a textbook cervix.

 House : is the one who's gonna be holding your hand through all this.

 House : So, I hope I didn't weird you out, giving you that gift.

 Cuddy : There's no problems. We're doing just great. Thank you.

 Cuddy : When I opened it, I didn't think it was a housewarming gift,

 Lipson : I'm sorry, Mr. Geller. But you know, there's an old saying : 

 Lipson : Yes, and come see the bird show at 4. The macaws wear hats.

 Adams : What exactly were you doing when you had your reaction?

 Faye : So for the past few months, I've been giving something to relax her.

 Wilson : Foreman will find out you're taking this case and he'll bust you.

She'll have a panic attack if they don't check on her once an hour.

My god. Oh, this poor girl. OK everyone, we're locking down the OR.

 Meredith defensive : She was struggling. Her sats were in the 80's.

A temp nurse found the paperwork from her chart on the second floor.

 Patricia holds out the chart with DNR on it : DNR. Do not resuscitate.

 Rachel : You said you wanted to talk about it. Let's talk about it. How was she?

 Chandler : - She was not good. - Horrible. Nothing compared to you.

 House : he can wait till I finish slaying a guy in a skullcap and a pair of tights.

 House : On advice of counsel, I assert my privilege pursuant to the Fifth.

 Foreman : ripped off her clothes in front of a roomful of businessmen.

 House : or she started to realize that her evolutionary purpose

Wrong. There's a lot of people with fathers here and it matters to them.

 IZZIE : - What do I do about your parents? - You don't do anything.

You might consider leaving that alone until she goes into the OR.

 ALEX : You'd be surprised how long people can live with stuff inside.

So if I get hit by a car, thrown through a window, have a big shard of glass

 JANELLE : that's pretty much a sign I should have this baby, right? Even without a father?

 ADDISON : - Everyone has a father. - Not if she doesn't tell him.

 Ted voix off : Normal people, you know, people who aren't your dad,

 Ted voix off : First there's the moment when you think you think it.

 Ted : Of course. Everyone should see the empire state building.

 Ted voix off : And then there's the moment when you know you know it,

 Sheldon : Oh, Leonard's mad at me, so I'm making him lemon bars.

 Sheldon : Anyway, now we're committed to completing this project

 Castle : I couldn't help but overhear about your financial concerns.

 Castle : Just keep me in the loop as to what's going on at the 12th.

 Esposito : I was just treating that burrito Iike you treated me.

 Esposito : I guess looking out for your partner's back isn't one of them.

 Beckett : Dave's boss said that Dave had an incident there two weeks ago.

 Cameron : It won't be exactly precise comparing the locations on an X-Ray to an MRI.

 House : I want to know if it was repressed black anger or just giddiness.

 House : I think that an appropriate response to watching your boss shoot a corpse

 Foreman : The fact that I've grown bored by your insanity is proof of nothing.

 House : Well, if I'd shot a live person, there's a lot more paperwork.

 Cuddy : Then it won't be a problem for you to stand beside the casket at the wake

 Cuddy : and explain why a cancer patient has a bullet hole in his head.

 House : The man donated his body to science. Yes, it's a tragedy.

 House : If I hadn't shot him, his body could have spent the next year

 Lanie : The light has to be at the right angle to catch the shine.

 Lanie : I ran a test on the substance the cross was drawn with...

 Castle : Honey, stop cooking for a second. I want to talk to you.

 Castle : It's a condition that affects children who come from wealthy homes.

 Castle : I'm just afraid that if I just give you everything you want,

Look, at around 9 : 00 p.m. last night, I did go to Sid's office

 Mickey : But I never went in, because I heard him on the phone.

 Beckett : The bartender confirmed Mickey's alibi. He's not our killer.

 Beckett : Yeah, but what kind of deal would Sid be making at midnight?

 Castle : We need to figure out who Sid was talking on the phone with.

 Esposito : Well, that's easier said than done, I just got Sid's phone dump.

That 9 : 00 p.m. phone call came from an untraceable burner phone.

 Beckett : You know what? Why don't we a hold of Sid's associates,

 Valentine : Detective, I have no idea what you're talking about.

 Valentine : My experience writing crime novels has prepared me for danger.

 Amy : She's right. But say the word, I got a lab full of cocaine-addicted monkeys...

 Sheldon : Ladies, ladies, please. We're not here to talk about Penny.

 Sheldon : We're here to talk about me. I mean Einstein Von Brainstorm! Darn it.

 Sheldon : Let me explain what's going on. Ricardo is really Leon...

 Bernadette : Alex is your employee. If she's doing something that's...

 Bernadette : ...making Leonard uncomfortable, you should talk to her.

 Sheldon : With a cool name like Sheldon Cooper's Council of Ladies...

 Omar : His partner? Is that what people think? Is that why they're after me?

 Omar : and for that the cheap bastard paid me 15 bucks an hour.

 Omar : It was just a gig for me. And right now, I'm sorry I ever took it.

 Omar : That's him! That's one of the guys that was following me.

 Castle : He's awfully calm for a guy walking around with a silenced pistol.

All I know is, two months ago she started rejecting applications.

 natalie Types Into Her Cell 'beckett : Was there anyone acting strangely at the party?

I think I heard him say he wanted her to give him something back.

 Howard after Raj whispers to him : How the hell do I know who's the friend and who's the acquaintance?

 Sheldon : ...of all the promises made by our lovely town's chamber of commerce.

 Sheldon : Interesting. The acquaintance is the first to greet me.

 Georgia : and... making a fool out of myself with handsome, young doctors.

Well, but if I'm cured... Then all the spirochetes will die off.

 House : But the little pieces of your cerebral cortex that have been destroyed won't grow back.

When was the last time you heard of a teenage boy using air freshener?

 Leonard : What could she possibly be talking about for so long?

 Sheldon : ...that requires a great deal of analysis and planning.

 Sheldon : ...about the possibility of building a better girlfriend.

 Leonard : Penny's qualities, both good and bad, are what make her who she is.

 Crowne : Channeled all that negative energy into a plan for something good.

 Crowne : We're launching a global network of offices in just a couple of days.

 Castle : The charade was only supposed to last long enough to get him to interrogation.

Harold's gonna realize that this is all fake! What do we do now?

 Martha : This is outrageous, Officer. My behavior was entirely consensual!

 Alexis Castle : who hitchhiked her way to the Big Apple in search of her dreams.

 Esposito : Yeah, well, that's super groovy, Harold, but how about we talk about Vince?

 Esposito : We've busted so many naked Puerto Rican cats that they...

 Foreman : Two odd conditions striking completely coincidentally at the exact same time?

 Cameron : I didn't phrase it quite that way. They agree to treatment?

Ofcourse they did. We're doctors. They believe whatever we tell them.

 Foreman : He comes up with an insane idea, we get to pretend it's not?

 Cameron : His insane ideas are usually right. We've been here long enough to...

 Cameron : We've been here long enough to have Stockholm syndrome.

What, because we don't hate him? He thinks outside the box. Is that so evil?

 Foreman : If you guys think he's right, go home. Relax. Just wait for the kid to get all better.

You really think we're gonna come up with your mystery virus just by running gels till we guess it right?

No. I think we're gonna do it by standing around watching other people work.

Is weird some new ghetto euphemism for sexy, like bad is good and phat is good?

 Beckett : and we traced it back to the man that bought it for her.

 Beckett : It was purchased with a cashier's check for $ 12,780.

 Beckett : Earlier that day, you withdrew the same amount of money

 Castle : You looked into my financials? You're investigating me?

And I didn't buy any jewelry. I certainly didn't use a cashier's check.

 Alexis : And then when he did show up, he tried to act like it's no big deal.

 Alexis : Why do boys do that? Why do they always have to justify everything?

 Castle : I opened old wounds, and I did not respect your wishes.

 Sheldon : ...the terms of your metaphor by acknowledging her existence. I'm out.

 Steph : Yeah, my roommate. She just went through a bad breakup.

 Steph : I thought she might like to meet somebody fun like you.

 Howard : ...how much I enjoyed the other night, and again, I'm sorry for how it ended.

 Howard : ...my mother needs a head count so she can know how big a brisket to get.

ANNOUNCER [ON TV] : It's unclear how the Mars rover got into the crevice...

 Voice from TV : The data which it has sent back contain the first clear indications...

 Voice from TV : ...that has staggering implications for all mankind.

 Voice from TV : Unfortunately, we'll never know who's responsible.

 Beckett : We know that you were here the night that he was killed, Mr. Easley.

 Reginald Easley : Early on, he bought 25 first edition Dickens.

 Reginald Easley : Charles Dickens, and the man didn't even read.

 Reginald Easley : He just liked the look of the leather on their spines.

 Reginald Easley : To me, it was like levying a tax on him for being an idiot.

 Reginald Easley : But, for some reason, he was here. I heard the shower running.

 Beckett : Your excuse for coming back here the night that he was killed

 Reginald Easley : I'd like to say it was because his turn to philanthropy

 Reginald Easley : But the truth is I was scared his bad luck would become mine.

 Reginald Easley : His marriage failed, his daughter fell into drugs

 Reginald Easley : and he was just gunned down in his own apartment.

 Reginald Easley : That, sir, is the universe... What did you call it?

 Chase : Two hours before the rash came back. They're not connected.

 House : What was he doing two hours before he broke out the first time?

 House : Did he say anything? Did he show any signs of stress in the MRI room?

 Masters : He said he was cold, but it's always freezing in there.

but you just didn't have enough time to put his prints on it, did you?

 Castle : We don't need scripts! And we don't need actors to play cops.

 Martha : That is such an ignorant thing to say and an insult to the craft of acting.

 Castle : is to walk Harold through the precinct and into interrogation.

 Martha : Richard, I am trying to create an authentic experience here

Take the check. Have a great wedding and a wonderfuI life together.

 Monica : She gave us a great report and we're officially on the waiting list.

 Monica : ...and someone tells us there's a baby waiting for us.

- I don't even feeI him in here anymore. - That's because he's on your neck.

 Bernadette : Can I get your opinion on something that happened at work today?

 Bernadette : I did something that will either make me look like a lovable goof

 Bernadette : or a horrible monster damned to spend eternity in hell.

 Bernadette : Well, there's this lady in our office who's retiring,

 Bernadette : and they were passing around one of those big cards for us to sign...

 Bernadette : No one told me she was in a horrible car accident over the weekend

 Bernadette : next to the woman who's clinging to life are the words,

 Wilson : Wow. This is fantastic. How are you gonna screw it up?

 House : Unfortunately, I don't think she's gonna give me the pleasure.

 House : and five minutes ago, she told me that I'm just an employee.

 Wilson : Well, either she's actually in love with you and scared,

 Wilson : No, I'm saying whatever is going on, you need to talk to her.

 Thirteen : If he's two people, then we're all two people and we just don't know it.

 Taub : It says we're making it up as we go along, which I find freeing.

 Taub : Wow, I haven't been in a bathroom this size since my dorm in med school.

 Taub : What do you think of this "glitch" with Chase and Cameron's wedding?

 Thirteen : It's always a sad thing when sperm comes between people.

 Mr. Levangie : is that when you people will leave me the hell alone!

 Mr. Levangie : then what the hell are we still talking for, huh?

 Esposito : According to Rodrick, a woman named Jolene bought those capsules

 Foreman : I'm gonna call your PO and you're gonna go back to jail.

 Wilson : and you can't stop no matter how devastating the consequences.

 Wilson : Your job description is doing what Foreman tells you to do.

 House : Hey, did you know your ex-wife still lives right behind this place?

 Beckett : He said he wanted you to meet him at the strip club? Why?

 Beckett : Yeah, you do, especially if he put a hit out on Eric Mercer.

 Dino : the roll of cash she spends on clothes could choke a horse.

 Monica : -Look at my hand. -You have the answers written there?

"In what part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at age 14?"

 Sheldon : Does this train car have the original link-and-pin coupler

 Lanie : Yep. At the time of his death, Ted had a coin in his right sock.

 Lanie : we've identified it as an Iranian rial. Worth less than a penny.

 Beckett : Castle, no theories on international intrigue or covert espionage?

 Castle : We really don't have the information to speculate at this point.

No, but I did check his stomach contents and I can tell you this,

 Beckett : Lanie, you slice open dead people for a living and you're grossed out by that?

 Castle : Right. And the hydraulic fluid and red paint on Ted's clothes?

 Castle : He was at an amusement park and I can tell you which one.

 Sheldon : I don't see why the Philharmonic would be any different.

 Sheldon : so I was thinking of getting her an all-expense-paid trip

 Leonard : What do you think about giving Sheldon's ticket to Stuart?

 Taub : When was the last time House listened to anything we said

 Courtney : Because you don't trust me enough to tell me about...

I was gonna keep it in my purse so if it rang, I could just pick it up?

 Rachel : Do you remember going into my purse and stealing the phone?

 Phoebe : But while you dial, let me show you the features of my new ringing handbag.

 Howard : Did we just see you pick up a girl in a comic book store?

Because if you did, you get your picture up there on the Wall of Heroes.

 Leonard : No, I don't think I picked her up. Besides, I have a girIfriend.

 Stuart : Doesn't matter. This is the closest anyone's ever come.

 Leonard : How many times are you gonna tell me? What's with you?

 Leonard : More Halloween candy? Didn't you just buy a bunch of it yesterday?

 Penny : It's a rough month when Halloween and PMS hit at the same time.

 Foreman : We'd like to start you on heparin. It's a blood thinner.

What are the side effects? - Well, your lungs are kind of chewed up from the pneumonia.

Into his lungs. It's our best chance to give you back the use of your arm.

 Cora : He's saying no to drugs, and you're recommending brain surgery?

 Foreman : - It'll either help your arm, or... - Or it'll kill me.

 Cameron : The sludge is blocking the blood flow to the part of the brain that controls your arm.

 Esposito : And to convince Castle to run with her instead of us.

 Esposito : He's not. He's reacting. Trying whatever he can to find Beckett.

Piston-driven, tricked out with thermal scopes, sound suppressors.

 Esposito : Probably some kind of professional hit squad or something.

 Ryan : Yeah, but who's paying them? And how do they connect to Beckett?

 Esposito : And hope that an ID on this guy gets us some clarity.

 Aj : You know, most people react differently to a gun in their side.

 Castle : I don't know how much he's paying you, but it can't be worth your life.

 Richard : Mr. Ward has been speaking with our attorney regarding his wife's surgery.

 Richard : Now, can you explain to me what kind of complication from a C-section

The risks of craniotomy... when you explained, they're not very appealing.

Unless my life is having a detrimental effect on my seizure disorder.

 Ms. Graber : All right, my point is, I had more fun today than I can remember.

I don't have any friends. I don't have any fun. I only have work.

 Ms. Graber : It's no coincidence that when the work stopped, the seizures stopped.

 Ms. Graber : - Until these two started arguing. - I'll talk to them about that.

 Ms. Graber : No, you don't get it. Watching people fight... Oh.

 Ms. Graber : It's been my whole life for 15 years. So, I'm changing my life.

 Ms. Graber : If that doesn't work, I'll come back here and let you cut open my brain, OK?

 Adams : Or it's been chronic, which points to GAD autoimmunity.

 Park : Tularemia doesn't always show up in the blood work either.

Because his symptoms point toward an infection that's spread to his brain.

 Park : I think we should treat with high dose broad spectrum...

 Allison Cameron : House respects people who aren't afraid of him.

 Henry Dobson : But she has shown some focal weakness, urinary retention.

If she got on to him, he would've had no choice but to kill her.

There're a series of large deposits made into his checking account.

 Bracken : Untraceable wire transfers bounced through shadow accounts

 Bracken : making powerful people promises that I needed to keep.

 Bracken : What does a kingmaker do when a king no longer follows orders?

 Beckett : Senator, that person is still out there, and I have no way of getting to him.

 Bracken : but I think maybe you forget who you're dealing with.

 Beckett : - Okay, what do you have? - Ah, that is... Just, uh...

 Castle : Oh, sweetie, we talked about this. What am I gonna do?

 Castle : with all the money I spent on the remodeling of my PI office,

 Joey : your fingers swell up to twice their size and never go back?

 Monica : Guess who I invited? Remember Will Culvert from high school?

 Cuddy entering The Room By House's Office : Treat your patient, don't treat your patient,

 House : You realize the game is automatically over when the loser loses, right?

 Foreman : Neurological Lyme disease explains the seizures and the paralysis.

 House leaning Forward, Talking Intently To Foreman While Checking The Monitor Screen : Your theory is idiotic.

 House leaning Forward, Talking Intently To Foreman While Checking The Monitor Screen : Patient's antibody titers were negative for Lyme disease.

 House leaning Forward, Talking Intently To Foreman While Checking The Monitor Screen : And I shared a motel room with your ex-girlfriend.

 Thirteen : It's not postural hypotension. He's not orthostatic.

 Taub : He's looking for love. Just tracked down an old girlfriend.

 Hayes : If Dad were here, he'd be begging for you not to do this.

 Taub : The conspiracy theorists are gonna go nuts if the patient dies.

 Foreman : I told him that, and he told me that option is still less damaging

 Taub : You explain to your brother that he overplayed his hand.

 Chase : Both the leaking of the tape and the refusal of treatment

 Foreman : No way a judge classifies a personality disorder as a mental illness.

 Taub : who happened to be the patient's brother, corroborates, they might.

 Hayes : So you want me to sign a piece of paper that says my brother is crazy

 Taub : I want you to save his life. His heart could go at any time.

you pressed that button, $25 million showed up in Cordero's account.

 Lawyer : You have no evidence that account belongs to Mr. Cordero.

 Lawyer : Just as you have no evidence that money came from my client.

 Beckett : I think there's a reason why you went out of your way

 Beckett : that he was being forced to be an informant for the US Attorney.

 Beckett : And knowing that he would never be able to work again,

 Beckett : And when you found out that he wasn't going to finish the job,

 Beckett : that he was going to leave town and take your money with him,

 Beckett : And then you took the wire that you knew he was wearing

 Burman : You said Peter was wearing his wire when he was killed?

 Burman : And I guarantee you, you will never link me to that payment.

I didn't know if I should call. I was only in town a few days...

 Phoebe : Of course I would want to see you. I think about you all the time.

 David : No, I have to go in a few hours. I have to be on the redeye.

 Janey : Mitchell is not Ben's father any more than a sperm donor would've been.

 Monroe's Wife : My husband saw you in the clinic. Wants treatment for diabetes.

 Monroe's Wife : and now I have to make him these awful anti-diabetic meals.

 Monroe's Wife : Could you write me a fake prescription for insulin?

 Monroe's Wife : Just tell me what's safe to inject in his thigh.

 Monroe's Wife : His symptoms will go away and then I can show him he was never sick.

 Leonard : And if there were, we wouldn't be at the bottom of it.

 Foreman : Dan's missing. Yeah. I got that part from the message.

You said I was needed immediately. He shouldn't move after a lumbar puncture.

 House : That would also be my opinion if consulted tomorrow morning.

 Foreman : We wanted to keep you informed. He heard some pretty heavy news.

 House : This is not a toddler wandering around a department store.

 Foreman : So when you say, "Call me if you need anything", you mean don't call?

 House : I'm bad at search parties, and I'm bad at sitting around looking nervous, doing nothing.

 House : Some of the orderlies keep the door propped open so they can grab a smoke.

 Amber : We need to find a link between fainting and trouble swallowing.

 Taub : We need to know if it's dysphagia or full-blown achalasia.

 Taub : How would a neo-plastic growth in his abdomen explain...

 Dobson : Food presses against the vagus nerve and causes the fainting.

 Brennan : And we need the women not to figure it out while we're sitting here.

 Tyler Benton : That's Jessica. Jessica Margolis. My girlfriend.

 Tyler : At the hospital. I'm a first year. I was working a 24-hour shift.

 Tyler : No. We never even used them. They were just supposed to be a joke,

 Danielle : Jessica and I have been roommates since freshman year.

 Danielle : We've lived together so long, we're practically sisters.

 Chandler : Sure. Just give me a second to get all huffy and weird like you.

You believe that whoever did something last night did what they did or didn't do?

...l saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.

That's so funny. l told Monica we should put lights on our balcony...

...and she said, ''No, no. lt's too cold. Nobody will go out there.'' And l said : 

Right, that's what l came over to talk about. l saw Rachel kissing some guy...

Why? Why should l? l mean, if she wants to move on, that's fine.

You know when ''that's fine'' sounds true? When someone yells it and spits.

 Weiss upset : She betrayed that without even asking my opinion.

 Phoebe : There's no chicken in the broth, so it's really just noodle water.

No, they're more of a ''love the one you're with'' kind of animal.

Yeah, really? Well, my friends at work found it, my sister found it.

 Penny : Judging by my e-mail, a number of prisoners at the Michigan State Penitentiary found it.

 Leonard : Not that I need to know the details of your sex life.

 Leonard : It just paints the picture of a very affectionate woman...

 Leonard : ...who's open to expressing her affection in nontraditional locales.

 Leonard : ...is this subway, the transportation system, or Subway, the sandwich shop?

 Thirteen : Yes, it was awful and devastating, but it wasn't murder.

 Chase : Have you talked to anybody about it? I mean, are you okay?

 Thirteen : If you don't have someone to show you how to get the stuff you need,

If you're Ionely, there are excellent vibrators. I can give you a catalogue.

- He failed his boards. I'm helping him. - Failed your practical?

OK, Evil Spawn, you can nurse your pride, key word being "nurse",

 Cristina : or you can pass your test and be a doctor. Up to you.

 Alex sighs and stands in front of her : - Any abdominal pain? - Yes,

And you just know the wife hates TV. Grey, is that other project covered?

 Bailey : O'Malley, go tell Nadia Shelton she's off the schedule until tomorrow.

 Jimmy shocked : - Tomorrow? - Another day won't kill me, Jimmy.

 Nadia's Mother yells : - They can't operate until tomorrow! - Outrageous!

 Phoebe : I didn't mean to be so out there, but I am furious with him.

 Joey : I meet this girl in the subway and we fall in love in, like, a day.

 Izzie : She wasn't ready to leave you, but she was ready to leave her body.

 Nina : I don't need you to explain the relative comforts of death for my mother.

 Izzie : was that you had taken on so much of her disease that you were freezing up, too.

 Izzie : You have a healthy body, Nina. If you fall down, you won't turn to stone.

 Izzie : It was a mistake, and it happened. People make mistakes.

 Cuddy : When you get out of rehab, you're gonna be pulling double clinic duty,

 Robin : I'm just really trying to focus on my career right now.

 Penny : How are we supposed to set up machines and conveyor belts in my apartment?

 Sheldon : An understandable, but not excusable, mistake. Now...

 Sheldon : ...the moving assembly line, that was introduced by Henry Ford in 1908.

 Sheldon : That innovation is what made possible our modern consumer culture...

 Sheldon : I guess that isn't one of the topics discussed on your Radiohead.

 Howard : I think I bruised a testicle capturing that last pawn.

PENNY & SHELDON [SINGING] : Give me some time to blow the man down

 Frank : All right, think about his hands. Rings on his fingers, a watch.

 Beckett : I'm at the hospital. Carolyn Decker just died in surgery.

 Beckett : Okay. I'm on it. I'll call you as soon as I know something.

Finally! I thought we'd never be alone. Can I just tell you something?

 Foreman : it'll help us see what's really going on with your body.

 Foreman : your liver will begin to swell, and that'll put pressure on...

 Daughter : She's been taking the decongestants, but she's not getting better.

 House : They come in a little wheel. They don't look anything like decongestants.

Sure. As long as they don't find out, you can keep whatever you want.

 Amy : Well, I just took your side 'cause sometimes I get annoyed

 Lily : The whole thing and I would compliment you on it afterwards.

 Kelly : But I'm not a cheater and I'm not a liar, and now I feel like both.

 Chase : A lot of this job is reading people, dealing with them.

 Billy : If she was lying about that, what else is she lying about?

 Billy : I mean, maybe she wasn't even abused. Maybe she's a criminal.

 Kelly : The way she's acting, that's the way abuse victims act.

 Kelly : Their personalities are affected by what they went through.

 Kelly : If you wake her up, make her feel defensive, it'll go bad.

 Lily : Yeah, they've done a few tours, they put out a new album.

 College Marshall : wears a tie and everything, but it sounds like

 Bernadette : He's so little. I'm sure it's fine. How can it be fine?

 Howard : I just got attacked by a clearly anti-Semitic wild animal.

 Leonard : It's not what we planned, but this isn't so bad, right?

 Penny : Kind of. When was the first time someone called you "sir"?

 Leonard : but I wore a sport coat and carried a briefcase, so...

 Teacher : and she even knew the game was called Feed the Monkey.

 Cuddy [somewhat Offended] : Well, as eager as I am to have her go here,

 Cuddy [somewhat Offended] : I promise you, I would never do that.

 Cuddy [somewhat Offended] : Hey, Rachel, have you ever played Feed the Monkey before?

 House ["proud"!] : But when the pressure was on, she knew what had to be done and she did it.

 House : Took me years to learn how to lie like that. Rachel has it on instinct.

What's the big deal? I wasn't invited to the ceremony, just the reception.

 Ross : If it makes you feel any better, Joan and I will just make an appearance...

 13 : Records will show that we gave her oxygen as a part of a routine cardio stress test.

 House : You didn't have a lot of friends, because you chose not to...

 House : You can detect not only structural details, but small, deep masses.

 Rachel : You guys are gonna have to get married in, like, a rec center.

We're gonna have to be out by 6 so they can take out the floor for senior swim.

 Chandler : - What? - I'm just saying, now you could invite cats.

 Chandler : -So when do you want to start trying? -All right, hold on a sec.

It's perfect. We got a lot of time to kill, and we're in a building that's full of beds!

l'm meeting with Professor Sherman about my being the keynote speaker.

 Leonard : And you know that deep down inside, Howard's a really nice guy.

 Penny : The problem isn't what's on the inside. It's the creepy candy coating.

 Stuart : Hey, Sheldon, the new Green Lantern figurine's coming in tomorrow.

 Sheldon : You just robbed me of the opportunity to stumble upon the figurine...

 Sheldon : ...and make the oh-so-satisfying journey from discovery to desire to possession.

 Sheldon : I can buy all these things online. I come here for the personal service.

 Bridget : she's worried the prosecution might find out about her secret.

 Bridget : I think it has to do with her boyfriend or something.

 Castle : No, I'm just trying to figure out who Nina was dating when she was arrested.

 Esposito : None of Nina's people are going to help us build a case against her.

We're gonna have to figure a different way to identify Nina's boyfriend.

 Weller : You see, Beckett, this is why I love the 12th Precinct.

 Director : Listen, Joey. Seeing as you've got the most experience...

 Director : ...I want you to take these dancers and teach them the combination.

...up, pas de bourree, pas de bourree, big turn here, rond de jambe.

 Ryan : Wolf's death protects her from potentially losing $2 million

 Castle : Trade you for some of my black truffle risotto with crispy shrimp.

 Castle : You realize Madison and I weren't halfway through our tasting menus

 Beckett : What part of her being a suspect in a murder investigation

 Castle : The waiter was about to come out with the duck confit en croute,

 Raj : Let's see, what else can I tell you about me that would make you like me?

 Raj : ...I tried to start a boy band called Frankie Goes to Bollywood.

 Raj : ...so my parents asked the servants to be my backup dancers.

 Raj : Wait, when you sign servants, don't sign it like I'm bragging.

 Raj : Sign it in a way that I sound humble, with just a hint of : 

 Esposito : - they broke his wife's arms. - Which brings us to last night.

 Beckett : They're getting bolder. They're escalating their violence.

 Castle : Well, it can't be random. How do they know what's in the safes?

 Castle : The point is, our home invaders seem to know an awful lot about their victims.

 Ryan : We've compared insurance companies, home security vendors,

 Castle : I'm just thinking, they seem to know their targets so well,

 Beckett : - So you'd know most of her friends? - Her friends? Yeah, but I...

Were there any that you had strong feelings about? Didn't like, maybe?

 Beckett : They're victims of three previous home invasion robberies.

 Joanne : What, there were others? I'm... How long has this been going on?

No, I'll enjoy my day if I can help retrieve a heart. I promise.

 Addison : - You see that, Dr. O'Malley? - The tumor is compressing an ovary.

All right, Bex. Then we'll get you the results just as soon as possible.

 George : why someone with so much talent would want to do that.

Oh, a freak. That's not the easiest thing to be in high school, is it?

 Barney : Guess who nailed the chick from metro news 1 last night?

 Sheldon : is trying to scoop our super- fluid vortex experiment.

 Sheldon : That would have been a good time for you to soften the blow.

 Sheldon : Did you know that I almost didn't wear this shirt today?

 Addison : I'm elbow deep in a patient's uterus. What do you want me to do?

 Addison : And I'm doing mine. Do what you can. I'll be there as soon as I'm done.

 Jim : Is there something I should be doing, someone I should talk with? Something?

 Phoebe : I know it's kind of weird, but she was a big part of my life...

I think it's time you forget about Rose, move on with your life.

 Chandler : I shouldn't even bother coming up with a line, right?

 Mrs Green : Am I! I just danced with a wonderfully large woman.

 Mrs Green : And three other girls made eyes at me over at the buffet.

 Fbob : ...there are no hardware stores open past midnight in the Village.

 Marshall : You've been treating me with kid gloves ever since my dad died.

 House : I think you're the only one on the team who drinks decaf.

I've been switching it out with the regular ever since you dropped that file.

 Castle : We at least have to go see why this warehouse area is so popular.

 Agent Mark Fallon : - The radiation detector go off? - You bet.

 Jerry : It means a lot to me that you kept it safe all these years.

 Ross : Try not to let my intense vulnerability become a factor.

 Penny : Oh, come on, Leonard, I know the car was a thoughtful gesture

 Penny : Taken a picture of us in the car and put it in a pink frame

 Penny : with puffy paint around it that says "best fiancÃ© ever"?

 Lisa Cuddy : has somehow missed both her depression and severe alcoholism.

 Lisa Cuddy : Okay, alcoholism, you don't wanna advertise, but...

 Lisa Cuddy : If you're right, there'd be an abnormality on the pancreas.

 James Wilson : You ever tighten a guitar string really, really slowly?

 Cameron : No. I just found out he canceled, like, two weeks ago.

Kayexalate too. We gotta suck that potassium out of him. We gotta get his heart rate down.

 Foreman : - It's definitely not Addison's. - It's not steroids either.

 Cameron : His heart rate is 130 and rising like a Randy Johnson line drives.

 House : - Prep Clarence for surgery. - Care to share with the class?

 House : Oh, come on, do I have to spell it out for you? Pheochromocytoma.

 House : It explains everything, the tachycardia, pulmonary edema, the vasoconstriction that

 Chase : Even explains how he had the strength to rip the rail off his bed.

 Wilson : Bittersweet thing about being head of the Oncology Department,

 Cameron : She doesn't have any kids, no siblings, both her parents are gone...

 Wilson : It's not your job to be her friend! Do you understand?

 Mrs. Bing : -Anything you want from Lisbon? -Just knowing you' re there is enough.

 Sheldon : a slightly apathetic tertiary friend, I stand at the ready.

 Masters : Seems like you belong there. It may be your only chance.

 Landon : Look, I've screwed up but I've never been in trouble with the law.

 Nika : And before you suggest he's my brother, note how I'm kissing him.

 Wilson : You almost kill yourself, and all we're getting is drug-induced fantasies.

 Hadley : Does Amber have a birthmark on her right shoulder blade?

 Phoebe : Look, whatever happens, we're here for you, and we love you.

 Ryan : this Jane Doe could have had a little side business smuggling.

 Beckett : I mean, if she was an actual mule, we'd be pulling out 20 of those.

 Beckett : which Iconic cruise ship our Jane Doe was on because that's our crime scene.

 Ryan : And the boat she worked on is an old Titanic-era themed ocean liner

 Beckett : So how does a dancer from Michigan get her hands on that?

 Broda : We're gonna airlift blood and tissue samples to Atlanta.

 Taub he Is Reading A Newspaper : It's not smallpox, she's not dying, and it's not our case.

 Taub he Is Reading A Newspaper : Need any other reasons to forget it?

 Masters : So you guys just want to do nothing for the next 18 hours

 Foreman engrossed In His Newspaper : You have to compare lesions to differentiate.

 House reading The Sheets He Has Just Printed Out : We do have access to the other patients.

 House reading The Sheets He Has Just Printed Out : The ones who died of the same thing in 1793.

 House reading The Sheets He Has Just Printed Out : Maritime Museum in Bermuda graciously sent over a PDF.

 Jane : Five generations of Burke women have worn this on their wedding day.

 Jane : I'm afraid I misjudged you early on. I thought you were selfish.

You've given way to his ideas about the wedding. You've been flexible about

It's not, actually. Complicated. They're married, she took a vow.

 Izzie : You don't mess with vows. Married is married. Game over. So freaking over.

 Narrtor : What helped me get through the whole robin-gael incident.

 Narrtor : And what followed was a new era in my life, a crazy time

Uh, it turns out he owes Penny a lot of money and I'm gonna go get it from him.

 Leonard : You play a game to simulate adventure, but when there's adventure...

 Sheldon : Leonard, do you not recall the last time we visited this gentleman?

 Beckett : this abandoned utility access runs directly under Jansen's facility.

 Beckett : That's why I applied to Ian Rasher's program last year.

 Beckett : You know, we were wondering about a series of phone calls

 Makeup Lady 2 : but when this guy would call, she'd leave the room.

 Makeup Lady 1 : Yeah, you always think you're being so discreet, but trust me, people know.

 Makeup Lady 2 : and I overheard them talking about his big game.

 Esposito : but rumor has it he has a very strict "no cheating" clause in their prenup.

 Esposito : Based on his income, it'd be very costly if he got a divorce.

 Ted : to move the site for the new headquarters so we don't have

 Ted : - to tear down a classic old building. - I still don't get this.

 Haddad : I couldn't travel under my own name, so how else should I fly?

 Haddad : I petitioned the TSA, I went through the proper channels.

In exchange, I'm willing to trade you this beautiful, more expensive ring.

 Chandler : This is my fiancee, and her heart was set on that ring.

It's my dying wish to have that ring. If I'm not buried with it...

 Monica : Of course it was. Trust me, when it comes to psychology...

Here, Monica, look what l got to wear when l play at your restaurant.

Right? l think this might even class up ''The Ballad of the Uncircumcised Man.''

 Monica : And interesting, because I found the cameras in one of our bags.

 Chandler : but it is a picture of my first kiss with this lady.

Which, by the look on your face, I'm sure you'll remember, so there's no need..

 Chandler : You opened all the presents without me? We were gonna do that together.

 Rachel : So, what should we do? Should we start looking for a new place?

 Phoebe : ...that my grandmother would not be comfortable with that.

 Taub : He's been here a full day, he'd be getting better, not worse.

 Foreman : The low-grade exposure was actually improving his lung capacity.

 Foreman : If we're right, don't need House and we still get two days off.

Sorry. It's just how I get around people who've recently killed a man.

 Thirteen : Do you think maybe we could just give this whole thing a rest?

 Chandler : - We should invite them. - You just want more blue pins.

 Monica : All right. Maybe I can fit them in if I just do some rearranging.

These are our tuxedos. If you like anything, we can make a deal.

Anything at all. But these are the three that Monica pre-approved.

 Cameron : Identical symptoms as Matt. Chase isn't sure he's gonna make it.

 Chase : The second kid's heart is almost as weak as Matt's. We may need to get it wired up too.

And I don't know how long Matt's brain will hold up. His heart's not pumping enough oxygen.

 House : Probably likes having a brain. I'll have Foreman take care of it.

 Greg House : He's combined two of his worst qualities. His love for me and his love for need.

And as administrator of this hospital, you have to save your star oncologist.

 Lisa Cuddy : Wish I could help. But as administrator, there are some people in accounting

 Greg House : He saves them, then he betrays them, which then causes guilt,

 Greg House : For example, a hospital bureaucrat nearing 40 who has no personal life.

 Lisa Cuddy : I get that "sleep with" is your way of saying I should talk to him...

 Lisa Cuddy : You're not worried this relationship will fail, you're worried it'll succeed.

 Lisa Cuddy : That Wilson will no longer be at your beck and call 24l7.

 Greg House : People don't change just because they wish they could.

 Thirteen : As the chamber heats up, Roz's body temperature should also rise,

 Thirteen : We could have a diagnosis as soon as she comes out of the chamber.

 Yonatan Arnoff : I'm sure she imagined the first time her husband would see her bare like this,

 Thirteen : Given the circumstances, I think Roz would sacrifice modesty to have you with her.

 Sorenson : No, not that either of them can think straight right now.

 Castle : This thing goes south, they'll never think straight again.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, I got her to snitch on her crew, didn't I?

 Beckett : You should have seen your face when she told the judge,

 Masters cheerful, Giving Each Team Member A File, With Their Name On A Post-it. Chase And Taub Throw The Post-it Away With Disgusted Looks : I found this case in the ER.

 Masters cheerful, Giving Each Team Member A File, With Their Name On A Post-it. Chase And Taub Throw The Post-it Away With Disgusted Looks : and he's the subway hero.

 House very Unimpressed, Pouring Himself Coffee : Your enthusiasm is impressive.

 House very Unimpressed, Pouring Himself Coffee : Wish I could say the same about your presentation.

 House very Unimpressed, Pouring Himself Coffee : Everybody knows you lead with your most interesting symptom.

 Masters : You're right, EKG is more interesting than loss of consciousness.

House's world view doesn't include random acts of self-sacrifice.

 Chase in A Patient Tone : He's gonna count heroism as a symptom until proven otherwise.

 Masters : What about the guy who landed the plane in the Hudson?

 House : For all we know he would have killed everyone else on board

 Taub : I was mugged once. When I saw the gun, my legs went out.

 Taub : Laugh all you want, the other 100 people stayed on that platform.

 House : The coward has spoken. Our patient's problem is neurological.

 Phoebe : I thought this was your party, and it's a party for Howard.

I thought you agreed it was unreasonable that they asked me for that money.

I'm just the exotic, generous stranger. That's always fun to be.

 Castle : So Mary Fuchs is a Snappamatic user, just like Abby Smith.

 Beckett : She could be next. We need to find her and bring her in here.

 Mary Fuchs : I don't understand. Why would someone post part of my picture?

 Beckett : Maybe he's trying to send a message that no one's safe.

 Cuddy : I believe that I can still supervise Dr. House effectively,

 Cuddy : but we both want to follow hospital policy to the letter.

 Hr Guy : Our concern is to make sure that there's no conflict of interest,

 House entertained : You think we're gonna sue if things go south?

 House perusing The File : Well, obviously outside counsel will have

 House perusing The File : to review the crotchless undies clause.

 Hr Guy : We'll also need to watch for any favoritism toward Dr. House.

 Cuddy mischievously : I promise not to give him a raise or a promotion of any kind.

 House : There's got to be a joke there about keeping up with inflation.

 Cuddy : I know you're still planning your ridiculous scare test.

 Cuddy : An angiogram and an EP study are much safer, and very effective.

 Ross : I really appreciate this, but you don't need to rub my butt.

 Castle : It's a subculture that embraces the simplicity and romance of the past,

 Owen Peterson : Well, the more the merrier, to ewes all I'll be true!

 Beckett : Well, the way you and your friends were yucking it up

 Owen : Where there's poetry and wonder and meaning, even in death.

 Castle : They were using antique guns. Do you know anything about that?

 Jesse : A little bit all my life, but it's been out of control the last three years.

 Jesse : - Clean, clean, clean? - Uh, we clean it between each patient.

 Jesse : Uh, find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

 Jesse : Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

 Raj : He needs to say it a specific number of times. Probably a multiple of three.

 House : Also, you forgot to mention that your heart rate is slow.

 House : Those awful anti-diabetic meals you eat, do they contain bok choy?

 House : which inhibit thyroid function and account for all your symptoms.

 House : The food that you're eating to stop making you sick is making you sick.

 Monroe : Maybe I don't have my father's crummy genes after all.

 Ben : If my father had lived, everything would have been different.

 Taub : Your mom and stepdad love you, they've given you a great home.

Nineteen-ninety three. Leon Lett blew the game in the final seconds

 Sheldon : He did try to give me one for my high school graduation,

 13 : Our boss thinks your cardiac arrest was just a result of you accidentally drowning.

 Taub : I don't think she can fire me for not trying to steal her panties.

 Taub : the first part would be not telling you what the plan was.

 Amber : She can't keep her panties on if they're wet. We work together.

 Taub : Or, I win by myself, and then you try desperately to convince me to spare you.

 Howard : Bernie's a little cranky since she's been working, like, 17 hours a day.

I've got a lot on my plate too. I've been busting my tail playing "Assassin's Creed."

 Stuart : Not really, other than hiding all the sharp objects around here...

 Taub : What if it's not the platelets, but the glue that holds them together?

 House : is exactly why people leave small towns and move to the city.

 Taub : because in return for zero privacy, you get community, connection...

 Thirteen : doesn't mean she couldn't have been exposed to some other toxin.

 Taub : When we're left to our own devices, we make lousy choices.

 Stuart : I can hear you in there. Open the door or I'm calling the cops.

 Taub : We're four stories up, but there's a fire escape on the other wall.

 Stuart : Not much. The guy works a lot, but I see Frankie around.

 Stuart : We argue a few times a week, and then we go back about our business.

 The Assistant Director : - You are now. - No, you gotta get me out of it.

 Ashley : because I chose her over where I want to go to school.

 Ashley : which is where I wanted to go in the first place, but...

 Castle : she'll be even angrier with you for ignoring her boundaries.

 Ashley : Would you tell her that? Would you talk to her for me?

 Castle : it was probably very hard for you to come down and talk to me today.

 Castle : Looks like he made himself into a blackmailer and a killer.

 Beckett : And I came across a piece of evidence. It's a letter that he wrote.

 Beckett : One way or another, it's gonna lead us straight to him.

 Burke voiceover : I take it no one else knows about the letter.

 Marshall : I feel flattered, and everyone left with their dignity.

 James : That the handmade georgian clock has a chip on the corner.

 House : But would cause the COPD and wouldn't respond to steroids or antibiotics.

 House : Prep him for exploratory surgery and start the betting.

A fifth grade career day? You really thought you could pull that off?

But that doesn't mean I don't care about you, I don't think about you,

 Sheldon : No, I told you, you're not prepared for the Sanctum of Burning Souls.

 Sheldon : You need to be in a group of at least five and one should be a level 35 healer.

 Sheldon : She is interfering with my sleep. She is interfering with my work.

 Sheldon : Well, yes, but you're the one who said hello to her when she moved in.

 Sheldon : If you'd simply restrained yourself, none of this would be happening.

- Well, just tell her to leave you alone. - I did. I told her. I texted her.

 Beckett : Oh, we're just working the case together. That's all.

 Lanie : But then again, you have been working with Castle for a year

 Beckett : Yahtzee. The killer left a print when he closed our victim's eye.

 Lanie : We got a match on the print, but the guy it belongs to is dead.

 Esposito : And now you're telling me he's alive and working for Racine?

 Beckett : He knew that everyone would think that Racine had killed him

 Montgomery : This is Lieutenant Holliwell from Internal Affairs.

 Chandler : Because we were talking about ways he could beat Mike...

 Monica : Phoebe is completely hung up on Mike. l mean, she'll say no...

 Monica : ...David's heart will be broken, it'll be too hard for them to recover...

 Janice : Come on. Over the years, none of you ever got, you know, drunk and stupid?

 Janice : I find it hard to believe that a group of people who spends...

 Janice : ...as much time together as you guys do has never bumped uglies.

 Joey : Well, there was that one time that Monica and Rachel got together.

 Rachel : - Anybody need more coffee? - Hey, there's a dog out there!

 Sheldon : Because I checked the Sheep and Wool Festival Web site,

 Penny : Sheldon, being physical with Amy is a huge step for you.

 Gary Collins : ...and you'd like to see more, it's very simple.

-Quick broiling pan question -Yes, it really does cost that much.

Maybe next time your duck can puke in something from Pottery Barn.

Nothing. It's a Twister thing. The rules are on the back of the box.

 Rachel : -Okay. Will you take my place? -All right. This is Rachel.

 Leonard : and he mentioned what a lovely glow she has these days.

 Ted : It sounds like a really, really fun, exciting, third date.

 Marshall : Because I'm a single guy moving in on your couples' turf.

 Marshall : I'm peeing all over brunches, fancy dinners and musicals.

 Marshall : I was thinking like this collared shirt and these pin...

 House : Unless you think the patient's optic nerve is in his spleen.

 House : Foreman, policemen are our friends. If you and I ever get separated shopping...

 Chase : There appears to be some clotting, possibly around the circle of Willis.

 Chase : Based on the progression of symptoms, the clot is growing.

Is it a ten-car pile up, or just a really slow bus in the center lane?

 House : And if it is a bus, is it a thrombotic bus or an embolic bus?

 House : Little tiny pieces trapped in his head. They're not going anywhere.

 Chase : Maybe it's worth attempting surgery to remove the fragments.

 House : Surgeons say inoperable and the patient's on blood-thinners.

The bullet's identical to the one that Baby Shoes popped Joe with.

 Cameron : The bullet split into four fragments. No exit wounds.

What's that tell us? - Her immune system is severely compromised.

Isn't that the medicine that you gave her for that thing she doesn't have? - Yeah, that... Hey.

I'm thinking that's a trick question. - Her immune system is severely compromised.

 Cameron : - Two doses of prednisone wouldn't do that. - Are you hanging your diagnosis on an adverb?

In 10 seconds, I'm going to announce that I gave her the wrong dose in the clinic. - You're gonna admit negligence?

 House : Unless you leave the room. If you stay, you'll have to testify.

 House : So, what are the options for a compromised immune system?

 Chase : Mixed connective tissue disease. It'd explain why she was feeling better on the prednisone.

 Foreman : Sure. She was feeling better right up to the moment it almost killed her.

 House : - So redraw the blood. - But the treatment is corticosteroids...

 Foreman : Prednisone... and we can't go there because of the encephalitis.

 House : Then we'll treat it with something that modulates the immune system but doesn't suppress it...

 Foreman : There's no protocol for putting a patient in a high-pressure oxygen room to treat auto-immune problems.

 Monica : The first time we buy a house. Our first kid. Our first grandkid.

 Morse : That was a great lecture today. Did you get a little haircut?

I'm not even gonna talk about this. This little "thing" is over.

 Ross : I know you have a girlfriend. And I know about the other professors.

 Amy in flashback : but it's stuck inside this bamboo puzzle box.

 Sheldon : and thought some humans wouldn't be able to solve them.

 Sheldon : Well, I was worried that you might be missing Leonard.

 Sheldon : like the kind you'd get if you watched Clash of the Titans

 Sheldon : Perhaps I should sleep here, so you don't miss Leonard as much,

You'd think a bunch of dirty mistresses would be a little less uptight

 MEREDITH : Second, no talking about Derek. And C, no giving me the face.

You know, if I'd gone off to the woods, I would've invited you to keep me warm.

Derek and I? There's just a lot of water under the thing or something. Whatever.

 DONNA : - My knight in shining poly-cotton. - Good morning, Donna.

 Cuddy : The patient that has been in a coma for two years and counting

 House : I did subsequently give him nitroglycerin, which could possibly...

I gave him a little headache, similar to the one you're giving me now.

Well, it would be wrong to try out a new migraine prevention medication

 Cameron : we can't perform any of our normal tests to see what's wrong.

 House : Then they'll probably tell you they can't make a decision based on faxed records.

I wanna know who he talks to, where he eats, what gym he goes to.

 Castle : Cone of Silence. Church and state. No more interference.

 Beckett : And, um, can you get that kind that makes me feel all...

 Beckett : In fact, it's one of the things that I love about you.

 Beckett : Later. Right now, let's just forget about the murder,

 Beckett : go to dinner, celebrate your life, come back and celebrate some more.

 Castle : So why get it from the cabinet? Why not get it from the fridge?

 Castle : Those weren't plastic trays. Those were refrigerator shelves!

 Castle : I don't know who Gates was talking to on the phone, but that was not Emily.

 Castle : I rescind the apology. I take it back. She's in the fridge.

 Bernadette : Yeah, I get it. I just wish you included me in the decision.

 Bernadette : We're supposed to be partners. We're supposed to be a team.

 Howard : ...that impacts both of us and I'd like to discuss it.

 Howard : ...to go up to the International Space Station for three weeks.

 Bernadette : ...thank you for including me in the decision making process.

 Amber continues : If you secretly take the pill, you don't deserve anyone.

 Kirk on screen : What makes you right and a trained psychiatrist wrong?

 Arguello : When I learned that priests with certain disabilities

 Beckett : I don't understand what any of this has to do with Dave Johnson's murder.

 Foreman : When you two were making out in the car, he must have folded awkwardly,

 Foreman : Then it moved on to his liver and made its way to his bladder and spleen.

 Foreman : It shouldn't take that long to heal now that we've got it out.

 Leah : It was the toothpick. It was that disgusting habit that you...

It would have just passed right through him if he hadn't been writhing around.

 Foreman : Wood absorbs water, becomes the same density as the tissue around it.

 Foreman : You know, the lab here, they have a paid intern position.

 Foreman : It's usually given to one of the kids from the universities,

 Foreman : but if you want, I could probably get you an interview.

 Foreman : You have more curiosity than 90% of the doctors on this staff.

 Marvin : I caught it on the cable last night. It totally holds up!

 Robin : I've been known to locate certain objects from time to time.

Wait, that was different. I did those things because I was in love with you.

 Castle : If you had just left Harold alone, it would've stayed that way.

 Beckett : you are under arrest for conspiracy to commit murder. Let's go.

 Harold : I'm ready to say goodbye to the '70s, say goodbye to Vince.

 Castle : Well, then let's do it the right way. Honor the times along with the man.

 Esposito : The '70s is a cool place to visit, but I would not wanna live there, bro.

I might have to kick that son of a bitch loose now, you realize that?

 Beckett : Sir, you heard him. He as much as confessed to the murder.

 Montgomery : And you let him get under your skin, acting like a damn rookie.

 Montgomery : We've got nothing to tie him to Raglan's murder or your mother's.

 Montgomery : As of this moment, you two are running point on Raglan's homicide.

 Esposito : Captain, my partner and I don't wish to be insubordinate.

 Montgomery : It says get your ass out there and solve Raglan's murder

 Danny : And they said I was clinically dead for several minutes.

l'm making you a big breakfast, so you can keep up your strength for tonight.

Yeah, but it's all so overwhelming. l don't know where to start.

 Monica : You just need to be organized. We can make a list of your qualifications...

 Monica : ...and categorize jobs by industry. There could be folders and files--

 Chandler : Hey, this is where your hyper-organized pain-in-the-ass stuff pays off.

 Foreman : I take it that's where Cuddy's been keeping your pills.

 House : On the other hand, I don't want to talk you out of this deal

 House : So, patient's life at stake, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

 House : Forget about the specific nature of the liver dysfunction, it's irrelevant.

The dwarf's problem is global, that's why the gallium scan was bright.

And it's going to spread throughout her entire body unless you stop it.

 Foreman : If that were true, more than her lungs and liver would be affected.

 House : It'll spread through the biliary tree and hit her pancreas next.

 House : Forget the liver and focus on the pancreas because after that...

 House : Actually, after that it doesn't really matter what it hits

 Chase : Olive oil wasn't in the kitchen, it was in the medicine cabinet.

 Leonard : ...but if it's coming across as "juicy and weird," who wants that?

 Leonard : I'm sorry, can you be more specific on how my eyebrows are "stupid"?

 Ted from 2030 : For one thing, you spend most of your time in bed.

And based on the fact that "Mr. Geller is an intravenous drug user."

 Judge : And finally, that you were "unable to consummate the marriage."

 Judge : Well, that makes sense since you're gay and addicted to heroin.

I'm not addicted to heroin, I'm not gay and there is no problem...

 Rachel : ...proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldn't come to the wedding...

You say you love this man, and yet you're about to ruin the happiest day of his life.

 Passenger : I'm afraid I have to agree with your friend Pheebs.

 George : We're gonna need you to lie very still, mrs. Rogerson.

 George : I can't believe I have to be presentable for Callie's dad at lunch.

 Izzie : all I can think about, and you seriously don't remember?

You'll be pleased to hear I'm proposing an expansion to the hospital board

 Colin : I come here to Seattle to see you, and you don't even give me a moment?

 House : When it comes to cortical seizures, like father, like son.

 Cameron : Infection's still possible, tumor's less likely, but...

 Chase : You can't just keep testing for every inherited condition you think it might be.

 Foreman : You said no one's been sick but what about delivery people, repair guy?

 House : Chronic fatigue, joint pain and opportunistic infection spells cancer.

 House : Get Wilson to biopsy his salivary glands. He's got parotid cancer.

 House : And see if you can get to the truth about who he's been dating.

 Wilson : The antibiotics should at least relieve the infection,

 John : Chewing tobacco. Practically everyone in my unit did it.

 Wilson : Well, if it's parotid cancer, it's very treatable if diagnosed early.

 John : My mom had cancer, which is why I know that diagnosing cancer early

 John : Certainly tastes like a pretty serious symptom, you know?

If I do, that man in there will die. So tremor or no tremor, I have to try.

 CHRISTINA : I'm your intern. I will be there on your right side.

 ADDISON : Since I removed your IUD, you may want to use a backup method.

 SONJA : You know, the first time it happened, I felt so guilty.

And I wasn't going to tell Tom because it wasn't gonna happen again.

 Castle : So even if no one saw Beau, chances are someone caught him on video.

 Ryan : But the bigger question is how anyone got to Beau in the first place.

 Ryan : According to club security, he came with a bodyguard tonight.

 Scarlett : When your boss gives you a directive, you follow it.

 Esposito : So you never saw him again after he went in the club?

He tried to dump her two months ago, but she wouldn't take no for an answer.

 Scarlett : He got a restraining order against her and that still didn't keep her away.

 Ryan : Maggie. You know, I pegged you for a lot of things, never a killer.

 Maggie : Yeah, I pegged you for a lot of things, but never a narc.

 Beckett : Officers went through your house, and they found your gun.

 Ryan : It's only a matter of time before we get a ballistics match.

 Castle : Jordan Motor Company. They made cars from 1916 to 1931.

 Steph : - I mean, I've never seen anything like it. - I knew it.

 Leonard : Careful. If you don't get it all, it'll only come back worse.

 Steph : Okay, why don't you just tell me what it is you have to tell me?

 Leonard : Basically, if something came out of me, she wrote about it!

 Martha : Oh, Richard Castle, that is the stupidest thing I ever heard.

 Esposito : If you ask me, you should have locked him up just out of spite.

 Ryan : So ballistics ran a comparison on the slugs from the two murders.

 Esposito : And Chloe's boyfriend and her colleagues from her prep school,

 Beckett : Which means they crushed the car to cover their tracks.

 Rachel : Joey, there is a reason that Emma loves that stupid penguin so much!

It was terrible how I acted when you said those wonderful things.

 Ross : Does that mean the same thing in England as it does in America?

So I told her when she figures it out, give me a call. Maybe I'll still be around.

When you say "still around," you mean still around like you might be in a relationship...

...or still around like you might have died waiting for the phone to ring?

 Richard : No. It's been a long time since your dad and I went running.

...he barely touched her with the needle, she screamed and that was it.

And there's nothing more important in the whole world than family.

 Chandler : If you pick Ross, he'll walk you down the aisle just fine.

 Cristina : - We have Callie's cards, but George... - George has Callie.

 Alex : Most frequent cause of diarrhea in hospitalized patients is C. diff,

 Meredith : which can lead to toxic megacolon, perforation, sepsis and death.

 Cristina : First to the hospital, then to the funeral, then to the test.

 George : Internal carotid artery, internal jugular vein and vagus nerve.

 House : Obviously, something is knocking out his immune system.

 Sheldon : Because all I can think about is how much I want to kiss you.

 Sheldon not in Amy's daydream, now in the Cheesecake Factory : Amy?

 Sheldon not in Amy's daydream, now in the Cheesecake Factory : Amy? Did you hear what I said?

 Chase : Just by treating her, we've completely disrupted her schedule.

 Foreman : Whatever he's onto doesn't change the fact that she has lymphoma

 House : We know she has the cell atypia that indicates lymphoma.

 Foreman : Your appendix was full of cells that showed a lymphocytic atypia.

 Foreman : We now think they were a granulomatous build-up from some unknown cause.

 Foreman : Unless we figure out what's causing your liver failure.

 Mrs Cooper : ...but it's just cut up fish sticks and a side of Uncle Ben's.

 Mrs Cooper : They put it on the menu in those kung fu Ietters, but that don't make it sushi.

 Mrs Cooper : Oh, I thought the one we couldn't say was "ching chong."

 Mrs Cooper : So, Shelly, what's up with you and your friend Amy...

 Sheldon : She's been studying the neurobiology of addiction in lower animals.

 Ross : - What are you guys doing? - Try it. I can't feel a thing.

 Monica enters The Room : - This is packing? - We're taking a break.

 Monica : All right, Rachel's party is in a couple of hours, and there's a lot to do.

Ross, you've got Geller blood. You're in charge of these yahoos.

 Ross : Let's put Styrofoam peanuts down his pants and kick him!

 Chandler : No, guys, she's right. We should get to work. I'll take stuff out of the closet.

 Chandler : - What the hell is this? - Hey, handcuffs. And fur-lined. Nice.

 Nerdy Guy : Honestly, I just wanted to meet Mr. Lucas and say thank you.

 Nerdy Guy : You know, growing up, the movies had such an impact on my life.

 Thirteen : He's assuming the husband is doing something to even the score.

 House : What I believe is that men are genetically engineered to be jealous.

 House : Doesn't matter if I think there's a score. I guarantee you he does.

 Thirteen : She's been with two people other than Tom in the last six months.

 Thirteen : Neither of them have been outside the Tri-State area.

 George to himself : - Damn it. - I've been feeling a bit feverish.

 Sophie : A woman my age with a fever could be an indication of...

 George disappointed : They took your temperature an hour ago. It was normal.

I am sorry, Sophie, but I am going to have to call your daughter.

 Meredith : Mrs. Cline's tox screen and titer both came back negative.

 Burke : Although, frankly, the drug use would have explained the valve failure.

 Meredith : - So how do we proceed? - Schedule Mrs. Cline for a surgery.

 Wilson : It wasn't Foreman or Cameron you saw, but Chase, the one you fired.

 House : Someone who looked like someone I used to know walked by my office.

 Wilson : It's always interesting when repressed guilt starts unrepressing itself.

House isn't gonna be impressed by a gray hair doing his ten-thousandth echo.

 2 : No clots, no valvular defects, no wall motion abnormalities.

 House : I assume you're not all walking with me to tell me you found nothing...

 2 [still Walking Backwards In Front Of House] : It showed a short burst in the...

 Beckett : Naomi left that party, and then three hours later, she was dead.

 Beckett : All right, let's canvass the area around the party venue,

 Beckett : Yeah, well, maybe she's hanging on hoping that he'll change.

 Lanie : Whoever did it was strong. Large hands. Probably a male.

 Lanie : The pressure from the killer's grip left a print on her neck.

 Susie : Call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this.

 Greg House : I'm thinking that someone got hurt making the bastard. Am I right?

 Greg House : I wasn't referring to your kid's hypocrisy. I was referring to yours.

 Amber Volakis : Because she won't tell us. She thinks her mother's still alive.

 Henry Dobson : I don't mean ask the patient. I mean, ask her mother.

 Henry Dobson : I'm sorry. I'll try to include some visual aids next time.

I'm not gonna do that. I really need to know what she has to say.

All you people ever think about is how to get into somebody's pants.

 Bailey : Joe was the first person here to say I'd make a good surgeon.

 Bailey : Not that he knew anything about it. But it was somethin' when I had nothin'.

 Alex : Oh, sure. I'm the guy with the heart of stone and you brought snacks.

 Alex : He is going to "die" die. No "pulse" pulse. He'll be "dead" dead.

 Izzie : Not a bag of supersize popcorn and a box of chocolate movie mints.

 Addison : You're not gonna feel anything. And neither are the twins.

 Cristina : Operate in a bloodless field so the aneurysm won't rupture.

 Cristina : Keeps the tissue viable until the blood is restored.

 Chris Taub : Putting more ice on her is just delaying the diagnosis.

 Bartender : Yeah, I think she joined you after scotch number seven.

 Bartender : I didn't have time to stop and analyze the color of your girlfriend's boogers.

Blood in her sputum. It could mean parasites. Any recent travel?

- but it just kept going to voice mail. - When did Jenna leave the party?

 Beckett : Mr. Farrow mentioned that she seemed agitated lately.

 Sierra : Tomorrow, Teddy's announcing the new face of his collection.

I went to bed around 11 : 00, I figured she'd wake me when she got in.

 Travis : She wasn't there. I called the cops. They said I had to wait 48 hours

 Travis : till I could report her missing. I told them, "You don't know my wife.

 Travis : These parties, you know, they're just... Everyone is so phony.

 Beckett : Travis, I know this is difficult, but I have to ask you this question.

 Beckett : - that would want to do harm to Jenna? - You're kidding, right?

 Howard : I said we'd stop by a little later, after they have their nap.

 Adele : Derek, don't you know that this hospital will crumble unless Richard's here?

 Richard : - Didn't want to ruin your vacation. - You don't know what one is.

Having someone at home with you is the only way I'm letting you out today.

 Adele : I told Richard, I knew you and Derek would get back together.

 Addison : - I'm here on a case. - Addison and I are over, Adele.

 Adele : - You've had counseling? - We had adultery. That was enough.

 Chandler : - What do we do? What do we do? - Well, I suppose we just...

You say, "Thank you very much." And then you buy me something pretty.

 Richard : Sure, I touch them, but I spent years learning not to squish them.

 Darnell : The question was, do you resent Dr. Cuddy's interference in your practice?

 House : Well, then I guess my answer wasn't very helpful, was it?

 Hastings : And the only reason I wanted it was to figure out who's behind this.

 Hastings : But before I could get it, I got sent off to canvass.

 Hastings : So I came back for it. And, yes, I took it from you.

 Hastings : It came back with a partial, but it wasn't in the criminal database.

 Hastings : Look, if you don't believe me, ask him. He still has it.

 Beckett : So somebody else dressed up as Lone Vengeance and killed our victim?

 Hastings : I came across something when I canvassed Matt's Bar,

 Beckett : So you're saying that the killer knew Faris was gonna show up in that alley.

 Castle : Well, if she didn't do it and Chad Hockney didn't do it,

 Beckett : Okay. So, let's suppose that our killer is an imposter.

 Beckett : either to make sure that nobody could identify him...

 House : So the one thing we know for sure is, he was not levitating.

 Taub : Yes. But then I would have come into the room and reported

 Taub : that the patient was weirdly arching his back off the bed.

 Kutner : She's in the hospital for observation for a few days. But after that...

 Taub : who just got voted captain of the varsity bullying team.

Well, I feel fine, but I think you're bumming out the rest of the kids.

 Rachel : It was stupid to get upset about not having a husband and kids.

And you want to have them all at the same time and have them for your brother.

 Mr. Geller : Seems like just yesterday you guys used to come out to watch me work.

 Mr. Geller : ...in the foundation and the asbestos in the ceiling.

You can't expect a child to wait for a light bulb to cook brownies.

 Castle : Let's hope Ryan and Esposito are having better luck upstairs.

 Castle : If you're stumped, just ask yourself, what would Nikki Heat wear?

 Castle : Writing a certain British secret agent would be a very big opportunity for me.

 Beckett : Wait a minute. A certain British secret agent? Are you...

Well, I would certainly consider it. Like I said, I thought you'd be relieved.

 Esposito : Yeah, we talked to everybody who wasn't home last time. Nothing.

 Beckett : Well, that's it, then. We hit everybody in the building.

 Beckett : she remembers seeing her arguing with a man in the hallway.

 Montgomery : - Doesn't exactly narrow things down. - No, but the pager on his belt does.

 Minister : ...than when two people, any two people, come together in love.

And so, after that she devoted her life to their study. Excuse me.

 Darrell : Well, they certainly can be. What were the nature of her injuries?

 Garland Meeks : Oh, some TV show offered a million-dollar reward,

 Garland Meeks : which unleashed a tide of idiots all searching for Bigfoot.

 Darrell : Yes, and this is my wife, Garland. Uh, she's the skeptical one.

In any case, I think when people found out Anne's area of expertise,

 Darrell : to see if she would actually take them to a real Bigfoot.

 Beckett : You know, the day that she died, Anne was seen arguing with this man.

 Esposito : and he's an Australian adventurer and big game hunter.

 Sheldon : I'd like to start with one quarter of the Assorted Appetizers Plate...

 Sheldon : ...amongst the colonial powers of Europe to preserve his throne.

 Sheldon : Surely you, his cultural descendant, can handle pad thai and dumplings.

 George : Bullectomy procedure. Remove the bullae. Reduce pressure.

 Patient : It's like a thousand samurai warriors stabbing their swords into my spine.

 Alex : Exaggerated and overly specific description of his pain.

 Alex : Check the database for history, refer to a program and discharge.

The first rule in pain management : Always err on the side of caution.

 Zhang : She said he was white, 40s, average height, average weight.

 Zhang : So I traced all the devices that used the restaurant's Wi-Fi

 Zhang : Only one is owned by a man fitting our suspect's description.

 Stacy, Barney : See you later, allig... See you later, allig...

 Ross : Can I get you anything? Lens cleaner? Your battery okay?

-I haven't even seen it yet. -I'll trade you two tapes of me having sex.

 Phoebe : -just the stuff leading up to it. -No. Rachel's gonna kill me as it is.

 Castle : Yeah, our Don Juan is starting to look more like Jason Bourne.

Come on, Castle, let's talk to Bailey's boss at Global 12 Consolidated.

 Ron Hill : No problem. We're still working up the financing terms

 Amy Kemp : Sure, it's not like these negotiations are going anywhere.

 Harris : Mike was a junior analyst in our acquisition department.

 Beckett : I understand that he took a leave of absence a month ago.

 Castle : So, you have no idea why he would have a fake ID and $60,000 cash?

 Amy : And in the hallway, I noticed a woman was trying to pick an office-door lock

 Castle : Well, no, I mean, just since you're busy prepping for the trial,

Just get a sense of who he i for the background research, the...

 Slaughter : I know you killed him so we could spend some quality time together.

 Ross : but then we were just friends, and then there was one drunken night..

Don't get too worked up. It sounds like he's a doctor, but he's not.

 House : Emotionally mature people who work together should not date.

 Wilson : Any relationship that doesn't end in a break-up, ends in death.

 House : You were interested, but Amber grabbed your genitals first.

 Beckett : stop standing around doing nothing, and get back to work!

 Beckett : Yeah, lock down the building. Don't let anyone from the AG's office...

 Richard Castle : Grande skim latte, two pumps sugar-free vanilla.

 Castle : Wow, who knew cement overcoats would be back for fall?

 Beckett : And then waits for the cement truck to come in in the morning

 Ryan : What was this girl into that got her dumped into a ditch?

As far as I can tell, all she was into was tutoring other students.

 Esposito : You do understand that me and Ryan have been rehearsing for months.

The intuitive bond, each person knowing what the other is thinking.

Don't you think you should have asked me before signing me up for this?

 Castle : Come on! That thing in the shower? That is delightful.

 Beckett : That's two naked people singing when there's no one around to see or hear it.

 Ryan : Yeah. Turns out that Richie was at Saint Simon's last night,

 Ryan : All right, so here is the parking lot behind Saint Simon's.

 Esposito : It's a sports car. Like the one seen fleeing the crime scene.

 Rachel : -You got us evicted? -I told you not to go down there.

 Castle : And that is the icing on the cake that has been my day.

 Robin : I mean, are you the same person that you were in high school?

 Joey : As Estelle's only two clients, we would like to say a few words.

 Bernadette : And by the way, why do you need a note telling you

 Raj : Let's just, you know, all calm down and take a step back.

 Slaughter : once I figure out how to separate him from the pack.

 Leonard : I'll shoot the fire extinguisher and get him airborne.

 Leonard : Howard, you wave the blanket and guide him towards the exit.

 Nancy : You see, our husbands wanted to trade us in for younger trophy wives

 Beckett : Oh, because you guys had infidelity clauses in your prenups.

You do realize that you just gave me a motive for Scott's murder.

 Beckett : He said that you were standing outside the building at midnight,

So, Nancy's car service driver confirms that our vic was alive when Nancy left.

 Beckett : Maybe Scott's murder has something to do with that lastjob he was working.

 Stuart : Hey, uh, Leonard, things are a little tight at the comic book store.

 Stuart : - Got it in Europe during the war. - Wow, it's very nice.

Yes, yes, yes, he's a jolly good fellow. What time do the strippers arrive?

Because I'm gonna figure out a way to get us all out of here, I promise.

 Martha : Maybe they don't want anyone to know what they stole from that box

 Monfriez : Agnes and Gideon Fields, open up, please! This is the NYPD!

 Andrea : Oh, I don't really... I can only reach about half the strings.

 Robin : She's gonna drop a shorty in the middle of your ceremony.

 Lily : I hate those women who say, "oh, my wedding has to be perfect."

 House : If I really wanted to torture him, I'd manipulate a clinical trial

 Foreman : Are you suggesting I got Thirteen in that trial because of some personal...

 House : I think you got her in because of your usual messiah complex.

 House : because of your l-like-to-have-sex complex. I checked the logs.

 House : You moved your most promising patient right before her.

 House : If it were that promising, you wouldn't have to change the schedule.

 House : If you ask me, some of the portions in that recipe were off.

I sure hope it happens to be covered, under, say, section three,

 House : subsection 2.2, paragraph one. "Accidental fire damage."

 House : In which case you'd have to replace the entire water line to fix the sagging pipe.

I'd hate to have your next-door neighbors end up with no hot water.

 Russ : I had a breakdown. I had some paranoid tendencies, as they say.

 Taub : We'll keep an eye out. He's not getting back in the hospital.

 House : But in the great game of chess that is our relationship,

 Foreman : Altered mental status. Basically accused her of poisoning him.

 Sheldon : Well, right now, Penny's imagination is running wild,

 Sheldon : Like when that Sparkletts guy let me look under his eye patch.

 Sheldon : And we learned that you don't need an eyeball to do that.

 Mercy : But the memories were too strong. They were coming back.

 Chase : You claim you're not screwed up, you may even believe ii,

 Chase : So you can wait till he camps out on your parents' lawn,

 Ruby : Like an idiot, I went out with my girlfriends to pretend I have a life.

 Ruby : and then get yelled at by my mom for staying out too late.

 Ruby : I moved back home because it was too drafty at the Four Seasons.

 Sheldon : ...by making a gesture that says, "Get a load of this guy."

 Howard : I follow the ogre tracks, checking for secret doors along the way.

 Leonard : And you discover a secret door leading to a dark corridor.

Let's make a plan. Spellcasters in the back, warriors in the front.

 Raj : Screw that noise, I'm going in. Hang on, Santa, I'm coming for you.

 Leonard : Okay. You run into a room full of weapons, hit a trip wire.

 Leonard : A cannon blows your face off. You die, you're out of the game.

 Stuart : Okay, you need to say these things in your head before you say them out loud.

 Chandler : Technically, we still are over international waters.

 Joey : Who knows what science will come up with in the future...

 Chandler : We have a deal where we each get to pick five celebrities we could sleep with...

You do realize that she is a cartoon and way out of your league?

I know. I always wondered if I could get her eyes to pop out of her head.

Annie Esposito would never have dumped me had we had a list like this.

 Principal Silva : We found out a while ago that it's best not to upset them.

 Castle : Principal Silva, please. I just need a little more time.

 Principal Silva : I wish that I could believe that, Mr. Castle,

 Principal Silva : but have you made any progress in identifying this supposed witness?

 Ryan : If Anton and Jaffe were doing anything illegal with that P.O. box,

 Beckett : He retired with commendations and a spotless service record.

 Esposito : said that Anton came in all desperate to use the phone.

 Ryan : What if that was Dmitri and he's the one that took out Jaffe and Anton?

 Esposito : Organized Crime just got a current address on Dmitri.

 Beckett : And over one third of domestic female homicide victims

I can say that about maybe three people that I've met in my entire life.

 Beckett : that warrants this unshakable faith that you have in him?

 Castle : One day, I submitted a story to the literary magazine.

 Castle : He called me down to his office, he sat me down, and he said, "Ricky,

 Castle : And no one had ever said anything like that to me before.

 Esposito : Turns out Vicky isn't the first family member that he's lost to violence.

 Marshall : But you and your brother clearly have different fathers,

 Marshall : You've concocted this delusional idea that a game show host

 Penny : But it will be fun to have a prom without all the drama.

And I'm not excusing myself, but when I was traveling during Christmas

 Donald : That's what made her sick and that was why she got into the accident.

 Esposito : The last thing I want to do when I go home is read murder books.

 Beckett : About how people can do these kinds of things to one another.

 Beckett : and somewhere in those pages is the answer to where he'll strike next.

 Beckett : His fans love him almost as much as he loves himself.

 Esposito : Yeah. Scene was negative for DNA and prints, just like Fisk. The guy's careful.

 Esposito : - Really? - It's the least I can do for the city I love.

 Montgomery : Considering the nature of the crime scenes, I think it's a good idea.

Apparently, Sid was gonna sell 49% of his company to an equity firm.

 Ryan : This is about a block away from where Sid got off the subway.

 Beckett : You guys, look at the time stamp. It's from just after midnight.

 Castle : And judging by the speed his 60-year-old legs are moving,

 Castle : And, hours later, Sid gets thrown down an elevator shaft?

 Beckett : You guys, is it just me or does none of this make sense?

 Chase : Okay, cross out everything that doesn't appear in every alter.

it triggered a switch to a personality with a strawberry allergy.

 Adams : I did one of them. Chase did another, Taub did a third.

 House : We can't actually see them, but we infer their existence

 House : because of the effect they have on the star they orbit.

 Castle : Yes. My point was maybe that's why Sam faked his resume.

Hey, the warrants just came through on the numbers on Sam's resume.

they're all billed and registered to Connecticut Solutions, his old firm.

 Castle : - They wanted Sam to get hired. - He wasn't passed over for promotion.

 Beckett : He was planted at New York Recycle as a corporate spy.

 Lance Carlberg : I'm sorry. I'm just trying to get my head around this idea.

 Lance Carlberg : who organized the potato sack race at the Labor Day picnic.

Obviously, no one wants to get to the bottom of this more than I do,

 Lance Carlberg : I'm sure you both know you're not supposed to dump

 Lance Carlberg : Now batteries need to be disposed of properly,

 Lance Carlberg : or else the acids and the heavy metals will leach out...

 Lance Carlberg : The problem is, storing battery sludge can be quite expensive.

 Lance Carlberg : But we've figured out a way to actually recycle the stuff.

 Castle : So when you bid on a contract to haul away old batteries,

 Beckett : Which is why Connecticut Solutions lost half of its market share to you.

 Claire : and I wanted to let you know that things didn't work out.

 Claire : is that she doesn't have her best friend to talk to anymore?

 Barney : Rosa, why always be attracted to the unavailable ones?

 Beckett : He's the son of a Consulate Officer, which means this might get political.

 Lanie : Looks like ink that was transferred from whatever was in his shirt.

 Beckett : He might have been killed because of whatever was inside.

Yeah. "Yo" was getting played out, so I thought I'd try something new.

 Beckett : You might want to keep trying, 'cause "howdy" is just...

 Esposito : He heard a car roar to life, burn rubber around 2 : 30 a.m.

 Beckett : Captain Kate Beckett, NYPD. Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Oborin.

Do you honestly expect me to believe social protocol dictates...

 Sheldon : ...we break our backs helping Wolowitz move, and he only need buy us a pizza?

 Howard voice from inside : I'll come over every night and have dinner with you.

 Howard's Mother voice : What am I running here, a fancy restaurant?

 Ted : I'd like to think the fact that we've been together for a year,

 Ted : And that we love each other might get me a gentler reaction

 Ryan : when Tyler Faris threatened to reve al his secret identity,

 Ryan : causing Lone Vengeance to cut him down in a single fearsome blow.

 Esposito : has a burner cell phone that he uses to talk to confidential sources.

 Esposito : It's the same number that Tyler Faris made calls to.

 Ryan : Faris was tipping off Paul about crimes going down in the neighborhood,

And that is how Faris found out that Lone Vengeance was actually Paul.

 Beckett : Paul Whittaker just maxed out his ATM at Seventy-First and Seventh.

 Phoebe : Aren't you gonna answer her, that's like the tenth bing-bong message she sent.

 Phoebe : - She wants to know what's wrong? - What's wrong? What's wrong?

 Chandler : Hey, look, Phoebe I wanted to meet her in person too

 Phoebe : What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy.

 Phoebe : if you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself

 Phoebe : when your 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.

 Phoebe : Go, man, go put on your shoes, and, and march out there and meet her!

That's the noise on theta right before Jack Sinclair was killed.

 Ryan : Yeah, yeah, it really did turn out to be a perfect night.

 Steve Fuller : You know, Kevin said you guys made a great couple,

I mean, he's not answering his phone, he handed in his resignation...

 Howard : ...and he sent me a text that said, "I'm running away."

 Leonard : Raj, go to the Thai restaurant. I'll stay with Penny in her apartment.

 Sheldon : and poorly disciplined, he causes nothing but problems.

I'll see you later. I got to go watch a stupid football game with Penny.

...I don't think he'll ever ask again. I said no in Barbados, and now this?

 Monica : You don't need him to propose to you. Maybe you could propose to him.

 Phoebe : Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Isn't that a little desperate?

 Phoebe : - Well, do you think I should propose? - I think it could be kind of great.

 Sheldon rhythmically, while walking down the stairs : Proxima Centauri's the nearest star.

 Sheldon rhythmically, while walking down the stairs : The celestial bodies that follow are

 Sheldon rhythmically, while walking down the stairs : Alpha Centauri A, Toli,

 Sheldon rhythmically, while walking down the stairs : Barnard's Star,

 Sheldon rhythmically, while walking down the stairs : Wolf 359...

 Sheldon rhythmically, while walking down the stairs : Lalande 21185,

 Sheldon rhythmically, while walking down the stairs : Sirius A, Sirius B,

 Sheldon rhythmically, while walking down the stairs : BL-Ceti, UV-Ceti,

 Sheldon rhythmically, while walking down the stairs : Ross 154...

 Sheldon rhythmically, while walking down the stairs : Ross 248...

 Sheldon rhythmically, while walking down the stairs : Epsilon Eridani,

 Sheldon rhythmically, while walking down the stairs : Lac-9352,

 Sheldon rhythmically, while walking down the stairs : Ross 128,

 Sheldon rhythmically, while walking down the stairs : Procyon A...

 Sheldon rhythmically, while walking down the stairs : Oh, darn, that's wrong!

 House : - Call me when we have... - She has a subarachnoid bleed.

 House : She's bleeding because she's not clotting. So, why is she not clotting?

 House : You don't remember? She bled all over you this morning. Kidding.

 Cameron : If she's an alcoholic, she would also be more prone to hypercalcemia.

 House : - Even explains the seizure. - It also fits conversion disorder.

 Foreman : They're deep in debt, he's working around the clock, they got a new baby.

 Foreman : I think the seizure was a physical response to psychological stress.

 House : Put her in a nice phenobarbital coma before the DTs kill her.

 Foreman : I assume you considered the father and ruled him out.

What's that saying? When you assume, you become a pain in the ass to me.

 Chandler : It was at the front door when I got home. Somebody sent it to us.

No, it'll be okay because Mrs. Braverman will send for a free one.

 Chandler : The only losers are the big cheesecake conglomerate...

 Beckett : He had some personal issues he had to deal with. What have we got?

 Ryan : I'll run it down, see if I can find out where the taxi dropped her off.

 Penny : I'm afraid I wasn't completely honest with you the other day.

 Penny : The fact is, I have a little bit of what my mother did.

 Penny : but I feel very strongly that I'm supposed to tell you something.

 Penny : You will meet an Alexander, and he will be extremely important to you.

 Cody Donnelly : follows a tough but beautiful New York cop around for research.

 Doctor : Vicodin's your best bet with sleep issues. Well, thanks so much.

 Doctor : Unfortunately, our policy forbids prescribing opiates to new patients.

 House : Then you said I'm not a drug-seeker. Policy doesn't apply.

 House : Might as well hand out Band-Aids for a severed carotid.

 House : Not by this clinic's definition, since I'm neither a moron,

 Chandler : Which is why Asteroids is perfect. It's the oldest game.

 Chandler : Especially since everybody we know lives about 30 seconds away.

 Chandler : but I have to trick him into taking it so I don't hurt his pride.

 Phoebe : You could have him dress up and put on skits whenever you want.

 Phoebe : What a mean thing to say! I'd never tell you it wasn't your birthday.

 Phoebe : You guys have anything planned for the big last night?

 Chandler : Instead of just hanging out, we figure we'd do nothing.

 Ross : Knicks' season opener tonight. I thought you'd come and watch it.

 Joey : Richard, if you had an extra ticket to the Nicks game...

 Joey : ...and you had to choose between a friend who smelled...

 Richard : ...I think you should take someone who's a huge Nicks fan.

 Chandler : Richard's really nice. We just don't know him really well.

 House : But I will be if he responds to the heparin and immunoglobulin.

 House : and she ran to me, Cuddy, and Wilson, everyone but you.

 Chase : It was right on top of the file. You don't know about it?

 Chase : One of Dibala's previous docs was prescribing ultra-high doses

 Chase : We can explain the wide variation between the HDL numbers.

 Tori : the mugger snatched the necklace at 11 : 00 on 52nd Street

 Tori : Unfortunately, there are no street or security cams in the vicinity,

 Tori : but a 911 call came in two minutes later from 49th and 8th.

That's got to be our guy. Get over there, get a full description.

 Woman : I can still hear the sound of his body going "thunk" on my hood.

 Woman : No. The whole thing was a blur. Just that god-awful sound.

 Peters : carbon under heat and pressure, mimicking Mother Nature in a lab.

 Peters : But typically the stones are small or of inferior quality.

 Cuddy : I know you guys are busy, but he's just gonna have to suck it up and make the time.

 Ken : With all due respect, you don't know what's at stake here.

 Foreman : The cocktail's working. My vision's almost completely restored.

 House : The meds are curing what's in your head, but they're trashing your pancreas.

 House : That's why you're puking and you can't stand up without screaming.

 Foreman : Less stress on my pancreas, still battle the infection.

 House : you'll spend the last four hours of your life being able to see.

 House : But it'll give us time to figure out what's eating your brain.

 House : Yeah, you two can get caught up later. Sir, I need you to come with me.

He's not a "what," he's a "who." They even have the right to vote now.

 House : She's the one who can give us the green light to do it.

 Beckett : You know, the one thing that we haven't been able to find

 Beckett : And how were you without me? Did you win the Pulitzer?

But I admit that my life was nowhere near as wonderful without you.

 Castle : You know, the only other world I would ever want to visit

 Cuddy : You are not cutting into this woman's brain before you test.

 Cuddy : which is a perfectly legitimate diagnosis, one you can test for non-invasively.

 Cuddy : Rule out CNS lymphoma first, then rule out astrocytoma,

 House : Start running down Cuddy's list of "Diseases it's not."

 House : Evidenced by the fact that I'm the one who moved into your office.

 House : Why are you dressed like that? Why do you try so hard to get my attention?

Two-point-five seconds for the light to return. That's the moon. We hit the moon.

 Zack : That's your big experiment? All that for a line on the screen?

 Leonard : The fact that we can do this is the only way of definitively proving...

 Zack : -Should we invite them to the party? -No, just keep walking.

 Sanford : We gave you an extra week. And you assured us you'd have a deal by today.

 Female Board Member : So, what do you want, approval for an extension?

 Cuddy : I told them that we would agree to a capitated structure

 Cuddy : and they know they don't get new customers by marketing themselves as the biggest.

 Cuddy : and they can't do that if their patients can't come to us.

 Theatre staff : Sorry. Fire regulations. Should've gotten here earlier.

She made a half a dozen calls to the same number in a 20-minute period.

 Esposito : She made one other call after that, around 4 : 00 p.m.,

 Esposito : and then after that, all of her phone activity went dark.

 Esposito : It was to her half-sister, Julie. I took a look, she's her only family.

 Castle : Do you have any idea what your sister was doing in the city yesterday?

I asked, but she said she couldn't talk about it for some reason.

 Beckett : So, when you spoke with her yesterday, did it sound like anything was wrong?

 Melanie : Something's not right. I'm pretty sure someone's after me.

 Penny : Oh, please, it's not a time machine. If anything, it looks like...

 Penny : ...something Elton John would drive through the Everglades.

 Rachel : See, he's actually an orthodontist, but he came as a regular dentist.

When I got there, the kids were asleep and Melanie was in the tub.

Here's an idea. Instead of killing her, why not just get a divorce?

 Castle : Why did you take the risk? Why did you move that body?

 Wyler : But what was I supposed to do? Keep paying for the rest of my life?

 Chase still Looking At Taub, Open-mouthed : Maybe the problem isn't her blood.

 Chase still Looking At Taub, Open-mouthed : Maybe it's the vessels carrying the blood.

 Foreman : So you're actually going to sleep with another woman,

 House : Thank God someone's keeping us focused on what's really important.

 House : Imaging showed normal diameter in her pulmonary artery.

 House : Here's a thought. Taub's wife is now totally on the market.

 House : Yeah, he's right. Let's get this wrapped up before 6 : 00.

 Chase thoughtfully : Maybe the pain was triggered by sexual excitement.

 Marshall : Yeah, don't do any of that stuff to me; it skeeves me out.

 Brant : All I was doing was trying to read that kid's lips to make out his last words.

 Brant : to make sure that something like this never happened again.

 House : Loss of hair color indicates an autoimmune condition, likely Graves disease.

 House : I want to reject our current diagnosis because I think we're wrong

Even if he did fully go gray, stress seems Way more likely than Graves.

 House : I haven't read any journal articles proving that veterans

But, of course, that could be the hepatic encephalopathy talking.

 Adams : could reduce his blood pressure and his ability to breathe,

 House : Would it make you guys feel any better if I let you argue with me for three minutes

You put your horizontal X-coordinate here, vertical Y-coordinate here.

 Sheldon : Leonard, you'll never guess who I just found online. Hey.

 Sheldon : As I was saying, Leonard, you'll never guess who I just found online.

- Who's Professor Proton? - He was the host of this great... Hey.

Professor Proton hosted my favorite science show when I was a child.

 Sheldon : He demonstrated scientific principles using everyday objects.

 Sheldon : ...make him take 12 pictures with us so we can make a calendar.

It would be awesome to hang out with him. I just used "awesome" wrong, didn't I?

 Amy : ...so that the need for completion isn't be so overwhelming.

 Sheldon : Oh, Amy. And you wonder why people think neuroscience...

 Sheldon : None of which will deny me closure, especially since I'm about to win.

Feel like I wanna peel off my own face, tear it in two and then again and again...

- I was laughed out of 12 interviews. - You're surprisingly upbeat.

 Rachel : Is this really necessary? I can stop charging any time.

 Foreman : the rough flow causes a clot, explains the heart and head.

 Marcus : Like that power forward from Loyola Marymount when he...

 Marcus : He dropped dead of a heart thing right there on the court.

 Wilson : That thing broke tiles, gashed the walls, and pooped everywhere.

 Beckett : What about this guy? Marvin Fisk. Small claims lawyer.

I didn't put it together until we saw the Tisdale crime scene tonight.

 Castle : - Looks like I have a fan. - Yeah, a really deranged fan.

 Beckett : Do any of these groupies ever write you letters? Disturbing letters?

 Beckett : Because sometimes, in cases like this, we find that the killer attempts to...

 Castle : Another occupational hazard. And do you know you have gorgeous eyes?

 Castle : It's mostly other writers. Patterson, Cannell. You know, bestsellers.

 Castle : Oh, my gosh. In my world, that's the red badge of honor.

 Wilson : Think back. Were there ever any odd phone calls or visitors from the past?

and he gambles with bookies because he's too lazy to go to the OTB,

 Chase : He took the cover off The Golden Bowl and put it onto this other book,

 Taylor : Look, when you were first telling me about why you love the Internet,

 Taylor : Whoever you are, whatever you love, you can connect with someone.

you can find the 10 other people in the world that have always wanted to do that.

 Taylor : This thing that you do, it's not about connection anymore.

 Raj : Let him get it out, and let the chips fall where they may.

 Barney : Listen to me, I need you to come and pick me up on the subway.

 Rachel : Maybe I should just forget about it. Become a lesbian or something.

I wasn't supposed to work today. I have a wedding that I have to be at.

You've gotta stay until the end. We can't stop filming just for you.

 Olivia : I wasn't trying to get you in trouble, but Dr. Shepherd needed to know.

 Olivia : Yeah, well, things have been kind of crappy for me too lately.

 Jenny : We need a name. For the baby. We need to do that together.

 Marshall : But we have a mortgage, and we're trying to have kids.

 Marshall : You know, you don't spell "women" with a "Y" anymore.

 Sheldon : ...that, I maintain, in the right concentration could be weaponized.

 Sheldon : But when he came back to the apartment, he was doing a dance...

 Sheldon : ...that brought to mind the happy hippos in Fantasia.

 Penny : ...you know, since Leonard and I have become friends, I was just...

 Sheldon : You see, I don't spend much time here, and so I've never chosen a place to sit.

 Sheldon : I'm really not familiar enough with the cushion densities...

 Ross : Ladies, if you miss this, the game is theirs. Pick a category.

 Agent Gray : Officially, I am not at liberty to confirm or deny

 Beckett : see if there's anything else she's holding out on us.

 Alexis : After I told you how much taking lessons from him means to me.

 Alexis : Do I get drunk, disobey authority, steal police horses naked?

 Alexis : I seem to be the only person in this family blessed with good judgment,

I trust you. It's just, it's a dangerous world out there and people lie.

 Alexis : And I think I'm doing a pretty good job navigating it.

 Sheldon : You forgot your flash drive You forgot your flash drive

 Howard steeling himself to talk to Summer Glau, to himself : So, where you gals headed?

...and race to San Luis Obispo, assuming the lights are with us, minimal traffic...

Why don't we call her, have her get your flash drive and e-mail you the paper?

 Stuart : A morally ambiguous confidence man who smokes, has lung cancer...

 Penny : Well, if that doesn't make me the favorite aunt, I don't know what will.

 Leonard : I don't believe it. Stuart's putting the moves on Penny.

 Raj : Guys, have you seen Stuart all up in Penny's business over there?

 Leonard : Nobody's up in anybody's business. Let's just buy our stuff and go.

 Beckett : Either way, Castle, you're gonna have to interrogate him.

 Ross : What do you think you were gonna do, have sex with her here on my couch?

This isn't fair. What makes you think l'm gonna sleep with her...

 Joey : Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that l actually like her...

Look, the truth is, l haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel.

 Leonard : We could throw a dinner party too. Maybe even ask everyone to get dressed up.

Sure. Just, when you say "dressed up," you mean nice clothes, right?

 Bernadette : I know the little cups make you feel big, but it's not worth it.

 Foreman : Coincidence is much more likely than you being a stubborn jerk.

 House : Brain's got no idea who he is, where he is, what he is,

 House : Sees a doctor, he's got a job. Sees symptoms, he's got a problem.

 House : but if it's complicated, then the nutbar has got brain damage.

 Foreman : So, we let him jerk them around for a few days till we're sure?

 Marshall : I used my powers of deduction. I knew Glitter used to be a keytarist,

I made a list of all the keyboard-based occupations and I cross-matched them...

 Jessica Glitter : His friend Barney looked me up, hoping to buy my Space Teens costume.

 Lily : and I know she stopped being friends with you when you had a baby, so...

 Jessica Glitter : Honey, when you have a baby, all that best friend stuff...

I know. I lied. I didn't want her to think I was a terrible mother.

Oh, sure. Come here. Sure, you can. Come here. Look, it's right there.

 Phoebe : -Wait. Wait, I see a woman. -T ell me it's his mother.

 Phoebe : Wait, she's walking across the floor. She's walking, she's walking....

...in a bag with graveyard dirt and hang it from a north-facing tree?

The chocolate and water are for me. I didn't feel like getting up.

...I'd like to announce the winner of our "design your own flag" competition...

The only entry was from GameyGamer75, I know that was a JPEG of your buttocks.

 Sheldon : ...where we explore the flags of the popular entertainment franchise Star Trek.

And to help me, I'm pleased to introduce Internet personality...

...and the only guy I know lucky enough to be immortalized in one-sixteenth scale.

 Castle : I get it. You're right. I mean, it's like wind power, it's solar energy.

The day this happened, I found out he was gonna back out on the deal.

I ran into him at the back and he was having a fight with some chick.

 Seth : It looked nasty. I just... I figured, you know, wasn't the time.

 Esposito : She broke a guy's nose. You know she's gotta be freaky.

 Olivia : and when I realized, I broke it off with the other guy...

 Derek : You trying to, uh, get me drunk so you can take advantage of me?

 Addison : And you must be the woman who's been screwing my husband.

 House : We're having trouble finding out what infection your husband has,

 Woman : You want to know if I've had an affair with someone closer to my integer,

 Woman : and I have to tell you the truth or my husband will die.

 Jack : She locked herself in the garage, and she started the car.

 Lanie : He passed out from the fumes, then was dumped in the pool to drown.

 Ryan : Zack's teammates, when they showed up for 6 : 00 a.m. swim practice.

 Beckett : and let's figure out where they were between 1 : 00 and 5 : 00 a.m.

 Coach Rome : It just doesn't seem real, seeing him lying there like that.

 Coach Rome : Two weeks ago, he got food poisoning right before a meet.

 Coach Rome : to win the tournament this week. But there was no bad blood,

 Beckett : and a list of all the people who had access to this pool.

 Beckett : Take Ryan. He should be there when you pick Chambers up.

Why don't you tell her that we got back together. Women appreciate honesty.

 Phoebe : We also appreciate gentle spanking once in a while, just FYI.

 Mike : One more thing. There might be a picture of Precious on my coffee table.

- I just want to give you a heads up. - Okay. And if she gets upset...

 Precious : Mike's ex-girlfriend, Phoebe? The love of his life? That Phoebe?

 Kutner : He used to smoke. Could be paraneoplastic syndrome caused by small-cell lung cancer.

 House : She's right. We should fry the thyroid before it fries him.

 Taub : I know it's more exciting this way, but shouldn't we confirm you're right

 Taub : before destroying one of the most important glands in his body?

 House : If that gland has drawn a bull's-eye on his heart, then, no.

 Cameron : Nuking his thyroid puts him at risk for vascular lesions and all kinds of cancer.

 Raj Holds up finger to indicate he will be right back. Runs to kitchen. Tries to drink wine but bottle is empty. Looks in fridge and finds rum cake. Comes back stuffing a piece in his mouth : Rum cake?

 Page : Now, to your knowledge, has Mr. Wolowitz ever committed a crime?

 Raj : except everybody's wearing the same costume : Indian Guy.

 Sheldon : with the parrot in the window, I suppose I can do this.

- Yes, but I saw it from the front. - A far less impressive feat.

- I need it for my Robin collection. - Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock?

 Penny : Hi. What would you recommend as a present for a 13-year-old boy?

 Howard : First of all, I'm not threatened by my fiancÃ©e's success.

 Sheldon : A modified roommate agreement for a temporary house guest.

 Marc : -Doctor let me feel it myself. -Have you felt Rachel's cervix, Ross?

-No, I don't.. We're not gonna do that. -We won't be doing that.

Well, if you like, you could feel Rachel's, then feel mine to compare.

I'm so glad you're here, but it's gonna be a while. I wish you'd called first.

 Castle : Uh, Captain, would it be possible for me to ride along?

 Beckett : Castle, if the kidnappers knew that Alexis and Sara were friends...

Have them trace every IP address that accessed that site after 2 : 36 p.m.

 Castle : Don't promise me you'll find her unless you can do it.

 Beckett : Castle, I gotta go. I'll call you as soon as I find something, okay?

 Castle : He said all he knows is that they found the van, parked since last night.

 Martha : Well, Beckett will call you as soon as she has some news.

 House : I'm not the cancer doctor who's lying about the cancer dinner.

I'm not the one betraying all those poor little bald-headed dying kids.

 Lola : You're treating him for Addison's and you don't think it's gonna work?

 Lola : He's confused. We can have another baby. I can make him understand that.

 House : And he can make decisions about his. He doesn't want your kidney.

 Bernadette : So I was taking a shower this morning and when I got out...

 Bernadette : ...I started to dry off with what I thought was a towel...

 Amy : I once looked in Sheldon's underwear drawer. He yelled at me.

 Amy : But now I know what it looks like, and he can never take that away.

 Bernadette : - Why do you have a history textbook? - No, it's... It's not a big deal.

 Bernadette : That's great. I didn't know you wanted to go back to school.

 Penny : Look, I didn't finish college, so I thought I would give it a try.

 Amy : Not to mention your acting career is going south like Sherman.

 Penny : - I'm glad you asked me out again. - Me too. I missed you.

 Leonard : Well, yeah, sex with you is pretty great. Have you ever tried it? Heh, heh.

 Penny : If we're gonna try dating again, we should take things slow.

Did I tell you about my girIfriend in high school, Karen Berberick?

 Leonard : Are you familiar with the typical development for computer software?

 Leonard : Before an application is released, they give it a trial run.

 Leonard : And if we hit a rough spot, instead of getting mad, we say : 

About time. I was starting to think my work here would be wasted.

 Richard : Notice anything else about that leg? Anything other than that very clean cut?

 Richard : Did you happen to notice, for example, that it was shaved recently?

 Richard : Does he look like a man who woke up and shaved one of his legs this morning?

 Cristina backing out of the O.R slowly : - The right... - Thank you.

Pulse is weak. The spine's severed. I was hoping that it didn't hit.

 Derek : - He's got better odds. - Let OR One know we're coming.

 Ross : I think I finally figured out why we were having so much trouble lately.

 Ross : And they really hit it off, and I think it's gonna make a difference.

 Eric : So there may be models here sometimes. I hope that's cool.

 Eric : During the summer I spend most weekends at my sister's beach house...

 Chandler : We talked and Monica made me see that I overreacted a little bit.

 Rachel : Chandler, Mon, there's only one banana-nut muffin left.

Only this time, he's coming for 2 weeks. Two whole weeks, which means "yea"!

 Hayley : Not a clue. You installed a password that only you would know.

 Castle : Never saw the light of day. What was that combination?

 Castle : No, no. You've, uh, you've earned the right to see this.

 Castle on Video : And if you're seeing this, then you are an idiot.

 Castle on Video : Because you are trying to figure out what happened to you in Los Angeles.

 Castle on Video : What you discovered about Bracken's partnership with LokSat

 Castle on Video : I was shot trying to figure out where LokSat's plane was landing tonight.

 Hayley : and identify what airplane landed the night you were shot,

 Hayley : then we have a real chance at finding out who LokSat really is.

 Prof Crawley : ...who lives on a sailboat and likes to wear boot-cut jeans.

 Prof Crawley : So when I tell you that that's a common field cricket...

 Leonard : I'm gonna show you what's in the box. but just... promise not to flip out?

 Leonard : Okay, Sheldon, I know I was supposed to return this DVD a long time ago,

So instead of being a giant pain in the ass, like you always are,

Although so did, "Hoy, Leonard, would you mind returning that DVD?"

 Alfred : there are many cultures that have an apocalyptic flood

 Leonard : Please forgive me, I should have told you about Alex.

 Leonard : Hang on. Are you feeling insecure? Because that's my thing.

 Leonard : And if you take it away, I don't know what I'm bringing to this relationship.

Robert's gonna be here any second, so could one of you just tell him?

Every time I see him, it's like, "Is it on the loose? Is it watching me?"

You can't go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his stuff.

 Monica : - Okay, please be careful with that. It was my grandmother's. Be careful.

 Monica : - If that falls off the truck, it wouldn't be the worst thing.

 Chandler : - Look around, you guys... this was your first home.

 Chandler : ...And it was a happy place... ....filled with love and laughter...

 Chandler : .. because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal!

 Phoebe : - Hey, do you realise that at one time or another we all lived in this apartment?

 Sheldon : Are you saying that you want me to be Professor Proton?

 Foreman : That's probably something an oncologist should do, right?

A monk-- a monkey's afraid to eat the red berries until he sees another monkey eat them.

 Gregor Volkov : you will give the phone to the man standing next to you.

 Gregor Volkov : The one responsible for all the bloodshed in the woods.

 Castle : What does this have to do with Alexis? Why would they take her?

 Aaron Choi : Zack would never touch steroids. None of us would.

 Aaron Choi : So if you found drugs, they were there for another reason.

 Castle : Except half the time, he was leaving without his gym bag.

 Alex Conrad : Maybe the steroids have nothing to do with his murder.

 Alex Conrad : The piercing intelligence, the self-assured beauty.

 Alex Conrad : Well, nothing, really. I was just looking at the board

 Alex Conrad : and I noticed that this swimmer kid, he's caught between two worlds.

 Alex Conrad : and the real killer would be someone from the old neighborhood.

 ["How I Met Your Mother", credits]Narrator : She needed some time away.

 House : Well, then you should have told her that. He could still have it.

PET scan will reveal any changing metabolic activity in the cerebral cortex.

 Foreman : We're going to inject a chemical marker called F.D.D.N.P.

- Then I'm gonna ask you a series of questions. - Test my memory.

Yeah, but first we're gonna map out some specific brain functions.

You know, check out the engine before we take the car for a drive.

 Foreman : Okay, say you find a stamped envelope on the street. What do you do?

 Marshall : Okay, that's great, but just to make sure it records,

 Ted : Who wants to watch a monkey in a coconut bra order a pizza?

 Phoebe : Are you in there, little fetus? In nine months will you come greet us?

 Alice : We were just at the drugstore so we got you a little present.

 Alice : You feel like taking a test? There's only one question.

 Castle : Morning. Grande skim latte, two pumps sugar-free vanilla and a bear claw.

 Castle : Actually, in my dreams, you're never jealous. In my dreams, you just join...

 Castle cont'd : So, Montgomery called and said, "Come down right away,"

 Beckett : Try not to get so giddy every time we go to a crime scene, okay?

 Castle : 'Cause somebody's dead doesn't mean you have to be grumpy.

 Castle cont'd : Wait a minute, are you CastleFreak1212? CastleLover45?

 Beckett : I take comfort in the fact that, if they're already publishing the cover art,

LEONARD : Oh, come on. Some battles you win, some battles you lose.

HOWARD : Yes, but you don't have to lose to Kyle Bernstein's bar mitzvah party.

 Leonard : I think we have to acknowledge, those were some fairly savage preadolescent Jews.

 Sheldon : ...and the inability of some people to follow the chain of command.

No, I wanna talk about the fact that Wolowitz shot me in the back.

I shot you for a good reason. You were leading us into disaster.

 Lily arriving : Approximately 50 times a day, some guy asks me for a lei.

 Barry : When I went there on what would've been our honeymoon...

 Beckett : Because someone convinced me that a love story as good as yours

 Castle : We feel bad that the State Troopers picked you up at Burgeropolis

 Castle : I just thought that after everything Greg did for her,

 Howard : You text her that I have a problem with her hanging with you.

 Howard : Something that doesn't make me come off as a petty, jealous douche.

 Bernadette : -What are you doing here? -Same thing you're doing here.

 Sheldon : Uh, he likes the outdoors and, uh, strong women who initiate sex.

 Sheldon : I'm surprised you struck out with Penny. Apparently, she's a big old five.

 Sheldon : Penny, I'd like you to meet Tom. Uh, Penny, this is Tom.

Hi, as long as I'm here, I'm on a quest with newbs, don't know what they're doing.

 Tom : I'm sorry, dude, she didn't look anything like her picture.

 Warrior : Can I interest you in an afternoon of spirited questing...

 Warrior : ...followed by a flagon of ale at yon virtual tavern?

Blitz had gotten the curse from Jerry Windheim, back in freshman year,

You know what? I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna call him up and ask him out.

 Greg House : And I'm trying to teach you that everyone is out for theirs.

 James Wilson : How come you're going around asking everyone who you should fire?

 Chandler : I can't believe this is how I'm spending my anniversary.

 Barney : Wha...? I thought you said you were together all summer.

 Robin : Yeah. Summer in canada is pretty much the last week of July.

 Marshall : Yeah, why would he want to get back together with louise marsh?

Otherwise, the horse is gonna go into the bedroom and change into her sweatpants.

-Okay, you don't know. You didn't see it. -Childbirth is beautiful.

 Stacy : It wasn't all bad with Greg. I was with him for a reason.

 Chase : In a way, it was lucky. Let us know we were looking in the wrong place.

[Cristina] 50 says Meredith gets tossed out and Burke walks away clean.

 Meredith : it doesn't matter how much you weigh. You're anorexic.

You left yourself and the hospital open to tremendous liability.

 Burke : I had a nagging feeling that I didn't check the body cavity

 Castle : Not a lot of people get a chance to go to a school like this.

 Castle : You need to think about your dreams, and what you want.

I'm not. I'm just trying to stop you from making irrational choices.

 Alexis : Why can't I just do what I want every once in a while?

 Castle : I was looking for clues as to the killer's identity in the comic books.

 Joey : Then he stuck a board through the handles and locked me in.

 Chase : Negative for drugs. A.N.A. was negative. Gallium scan was clear.

Drops any lower, he's not gonna have enough red blood cells to bring oxygen to his body.

 Wilson : He'll suffocate with his lungs working perfectly. You okay?

 Keith : There's something in my eye. Up at the top. - Which eye?

 MR. HERNANDEZ : Ever since the divorce, I only get to see him every other weekend.

 MR. HERNANDEZ : I went soft when he needed me to be the father.

 MRS. SEABURY : I didn't have any fun. My ex-husband, he had fun.

 MRS. SEABURY : All sorts of fun with all sorts of women who were a lot more fun than me.

 MRS. SEABURY : And I'm very bad at this. Never have I had any practice.

 Alex : I'm sorry. You asked me what I thought and I told you to go for it.

 Alex : No, see, when I pulled you out of that water at the ferry...

 Alex : ...I talked to you like you were my sister and I shouldn't have.

 Alex : I'm an intern, you've gotta get your medical advice from an attending.

 Jane : Why don't you sit and tell me a bedtime story or something?

 MVO : ...or old wounds that should have healed years ago and never did.

 MVO : ...they remind us of where we've been and what we've overcome.

 Boy In The Cape : My friend Lewis told me you were giving out money.

You don't have to do this. The strength inside you means the most.

 Alexis : and asked us if we wanted to go get manis, pedis and massages.

 Alexis : Don't worry, Dad. We've got a lot of other stuff to talk about.

 Alexis : Taylor's playing an exclusive acoustic show on Tuesday

 Martha : Well, have you checked on eBay or your father's ticket broker?

 Marshall : Hey, now that you're a mom, are you going to start wearing

 Marshall : Those totally awesome jeans that go right up to your boobs?

 Leonard : ...for when they need dogs to operate the centrifuge for blind scientists.

 Howard's Mother : Well, ask them why they're calling at this ungodly hour.

 Gates : I've never seen anything like this outside of a museum.

 Gates : She was in the perfect position to work her way inside.

 Beckett : And if it was stolen, why haven't the owners reported it?

If you're going to fire me, have the guts to face me. - Or photocopies. You're still yelling.

 Cuddy : - I assume those are two separate points. - You showed me disrespect.

 House : You embarrassed me. And as long as I work here, you have no legal...

Because I'm not sure what it is I'm supposed to be scared of. More yelling?

That you're going to hurt me? That's scary. But I'm pretty sure I can outrun you.

 Cuddy : Oh, I looked into that philosopher you quoted... Jagger.

 Cuddy : But as it turns out, "If you try sometimes, you get what you need".

I've got to do four hours a week in this clinic until I make up the time I've missed.

 Lily : What if I told you I had a way to pay for our honeymoon?

 Marshall : It's not just a cave, it's a whole labyrinth of caves.

 Marshall : That's so dark that you don't even know you're in there.

 Marshall : Baby, I would love to search for the enchanted creature

 Castle : But I'm betting you could identify this killer ifyou smelled him again.

 Hayley : And yet we have proof that you were in the East Village committing a homicide.

 Ryan : It's Castle. He's on the phone, he says he's got a break in the case.

 Castle : Now, is that any way to talk to the man who can ID your killer?

 Castle : She's an eyewitness. Well, technically, she's a nose-witness.

 Beckett : She shared an elevator with our killer, who was wearing a mask.

 Castle : That doesn't matter. Because she can ID him by his smell.

Chandler, don't joke with me. Okay? l'm very, very upset right now.

 Monica : -Oh, yeah! -All right, fine, l'll do it, but no talking!

 Phoebe : I remember when you were just King Friday in Mr. Roger's Ice Is Nice.

 Sheldon : interest in your baby will you promise not to make me touch it?

 Leonard : Hey, do you want me to finish working on your man-feet or not?

 Past Howard : No, but if you keep screaming, maybe they'll hear you!

 Past Howard : Oh, probably, if I could get my hands on that new fuel...

WOMAN : Howard, what happened to the Oreos I left on the counter?!

 Sheldon : They make up a non-Newtonian fluid which is liquid...

 Sheldon : ...but solid under the percussive action of the speaker.

 Howard after Raj whispers in his ear : No, that's what she said, Sheldon.

Okay, I bought the game and I've been exploring the Island of Tortage.

 Sheldon : Lord, it's like the car key in your apartment door all over again.

 Serena : Because he was paranoid someone was trying to steal the Fist.

 Beckett : Did he say anything about what the woman looked like?

 Serena : And more importantly, if she didn't leave by the loading dock,

 Beckett : And with the alarm system deactivated, she grabs the Fist,

 Castle : But she can't take it out through the gala without being spotted.

 Beckett : without one of the catering staff noticing her dressed in black.

 Sheldon : Wednesday is New Comic Book Day. We have to go to the comic-book store.

And then we have to stop at Souplantation. It's Creamy Tomato Soup Day.

 Sheldon : We have to go to Pottery Barn and return my Star Wars sheets.

 Sheldon : Maybe if I turn off the nightlight, I can keep the sheets.

 House : The great news is she insisted that she's not gonna change her mind,

 House : which means she's actually thought about changing her mind,

 Thirteen : Nine hours is a lot of time to be out for a mini stroke.

 Thirteen : He could've been exposed to a toxin that caused short-term memory loss.

A cavernous sinus thrombosis could cause absence seizures and memory loss.

 Kutner : It's only great news if she wants it to be great news.

 House : Nearly dying changes everything forever. For about two months.

 Foreman : No matter how much your misery loves company, it's not getting mine.

 Cuddy : At least there aren't kids involved. You just have each other to deal with.

 Wilson : If there had been kids, maybe we would have done more of that.

 Wilson : Listen, is there anything in particular you wanted to...

 Cuddy : I mean, you know, it's not like either one of us has anybody to run home to.

 Leonard : I hate to say it, but it sounds like he's interested in her.

 Monica : Tonight, I actually went out with Chip in high school.

 Fake Monica : ...tomorrow we're auditioning for a Broadway show.

 Fake Monica : ...and make complete fools of ourselves. What do you say?

 Monica : Right. Till I bought a blow dryer. Then I was shunned.

I was just like you. And then, one day, I saw a movie that changed my life.

 Fake Monica : ...kills himself because he can't be in the play?

 Phoebe : She's taking the trash out, so I can get you out of here.

 Phoebe : Only the three of you. Any more and she'll get suspicious.

 Beckett : It was registered to an associate of yours, Fred Cana.

 Racine : Mr. Cana claims that the box contained his stamp collection?

 Beckett : We believe that it held something a little bit more valuable.

 Castle : Actually, Mr. Finch was tortured before he was killed.

 Castle : Now, why would someone do that if all he stole were stamps?

Tell them you mixed up invitations. No, blame it on the post office.

I'm just calling to say that we really hope you can make it to the wedding.

 Monica : Yeah, the U.S. Post Office? No. More like U.S. Lost Office.

Anyway, his name's Allen. And we've been going out for three years.

I'll admit to the cigarettes and magazine. But that tape is not mine.

 Monica : - It isn't mine. - I guess we'll never know whose it is.

 Phoebe : Yes. We're here to make a rather sizable donation to the children.

 Charity Guy : Any contribution, large or small, is appreciated.

 Phoebe : I think you're gonna appreciate the crap out of this one.

 Charity Guy : - Well, this is very generous. - And we don't want any recognition.

 Beckett : So you kidnap her and you ask her adoptive parents for money?

 Castle : If he took her, he'd have been with her, not at some $ 12-an-hour detailing job.

 Beckett : You can send ESU wherever you want, but I'm not losing this one.

 Beckett : I'm sorry. I've just been so busy with work, I haven't had time.

 Castle : Do you have any idea how many hoops I had to jump through,

 Beckett : - I'm not doing anything. - Oh, yes, you are. Yes, you are.

 Castle : You're trying to push my buttons, but it's not gonna work.

 Beckett : Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to input these IDs into ViCAP

 Beckett : to see if any of Fletcher's other identities have been flagged.

 Esposito : Where do you want all this stuff from Fletcher's apartment?

 Esposito : Turns out Steven Fletcher does have a Ph.D. In Wildlife Biology. Only...

 Ryan : Why go to so much trouble to create such an elaborate scam?

 Ryan : Fletcher must have spent weeks going through all the prep work.

 Castle : The thrill they get from pulling a con, it's like a drug high.

Would you tell everyone else that? Because they sure think otherwise.

I think, "A horse goes into a bar, bartender says, 'Why the long face?"', that's ajoke.

 Sheldon : It's a good one too, because a horse has a long face.

 Leonard : Maybe something vaguely related to life as we know it on this planet?

Okay, how about this for a topic : "Why is Leonard being a giant douche?"

 Howard : -Oh, but something happened. -I don't wanna talk about it.

 Sheldon : But I sense you're going to and I don't wanna hear about it. Excuse me.

 Howard : ...and ask her if she was in the mood for a short stack?

 Raj : Think it would be funny to put on her panties and jump around...

she made a call to a Professor Jason Byford at Hudson University

 Esposito : And get this, he's an expert at ancient languages and symbology.

 Beckett : he should be able to tell us what Susannah was up to.

 Lanie : I know what I said, but based on the curvature of the wound

and the injuries to her neck, our victim was stabbed with a sword.

 Lanie : with a hilt that left a crenulated bruising pattern on her neck.

 Lanie : I took a closer look at her hand injuries, and I found something.

All right, I gotta get this to Beckett, head back to the precinct.

 Professor Jason Byford : People often call with research questions, so I try to be helpful.

 Professor Jason Byford : She wanted to know what these symbols meant.

 Castle : - What did you tell her? - I said that it all depends.

 Beckett : Are any of them tied to anything dangerous, like cults?

I mean, a few, yes, but mostly these are associated with the Freemasons,

 Byford : which is why you see so many on buildings and icons in the U.S.

it's ever gonna be just the two of us. Shouldn't we be enjoying that?

 Lily : - We gotta go back to Paris. - And take ballroom dancing.

 Lily : And really learn how to ski, not just go up and get faced in the lodge.

 Marshall : We have a whole bucket list of things to do before having kids.

 Hunt : Terry used to interrogate her dates when they'd drop her off.

 Beckett : Naomi bought a day pass there the night that she was killed.

 Beckett : And the clerk said she was in and out in three minutes.

 Hunt : That's 20 minutes after she called me to say she was in trouble.

 Martha : I am not leaving until I know what has happened to our children.

 Gates : I don't want to have to tell those two that I lost their kids.

No, nothing on Dolan, but I started looking into his associates.

 Ryan : But I was able to locate one of Dolan's guys who's still around.

 Ryan : Colin Clark. But he's flying to Dublin tomorrow morning.

 Castle : All I had to do was get inside the mind of the owner of the phone.

She went in a different ambulance. She was burned. Do you know where she is?

 Alex : - We're not finished here. - My baby's fine. I feel her kicking.

 Meredith : So you operated on a heart earlier. You'd think you could draw blood.

 George : I think it's pretty amazing you even gave him the choice.

 Cristina : Please tell me you've seen a right leg, a cleanly severed right leg.

Is there a reason why she is wandering around the hospital unattended?

 Rachel : My boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview...

Later, he calls me into his office and tells me he'll have to let me go...

 Ross : This is the single greatest day of my professional career.

 Gunther : - You want me to join you? - I thought Joey was here. Five is good.

and I couldn't afford my rent let alone pay a bunch of medical bills.

 Addison : It's entirely preventable and treatable if you catch it in time,

 Esposito : Douglas Stevens. He did a nickel as a getaway driver for a bank robbery.

 Esposito : And guess who did time with him? None other than Roger Henson.

 Beckett : With the amount of blood that he lost, he's gonna need medical treatment.

 Ms. Stevenson : Doug? I haven't seen him in weeks. I don't know where he is.

 Jerry : No, I don't think so. I've seen many pictures of you, several times.

Yeah. Say hi to Lisa Cuddy when you meet her in the office you share.

 Cuddy : The ICU isn't being attacked by giant radioactive spiders.

 House : Did I text you that? That was meant for my dream journal.

 House : I want things to go back to the way they were before we started dating.

"According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejesus out of him?"

 Howard : combined with electricity will corrode the lug nut off.

 Sheldon : Perhaps I don't give your MIT education enough credit.

 Sheldon : But who knows what goes on over here when he pretends your mail was misdelivered?

 Sheldon : On its face, the idea of satisfying one's sexual appetite...

 Sheldon : ...without emotional entanglement, that seems imminently practical.

 Sheldon : What I've observed, however, is Howard Wolowitz crying like a little girl.

 Zhang : That means Henry wasn't selling drugs, he was planting them.

 Zhang : if you say you don't know Henry and we find out you do.

 Zhang : Not when you reached out and hired someone to murder Henry.

 Zhang : If you don't know Henry, then why would he try to frame you?

 Beckett : Who stands to gain by you going to prison, Mr. Wadlow?

 Foreman : Great. So, you cast a spell and magically fix her kidneys,

 House : Fine, I'll cover the Viagra and the lubricants, just get me a receipt.

 Penny : They're going to make a robot that spits on your hamburger?

 Taub : I had my own plastic surgery practice, making lots of money.

 Taub : But I wasn't happy. It wasn't what I went to med school for.

 Bobby : Every winter, my dad would flood the backyard and make a rink.

 Bobby : I was good. I won the NDHA scoring title three years in a row.

 Bobby : My Juniors coach told me that if I wanted to stay on the team,

Actually, we have some linguine left if you'd like to come over.

 Brady : You accused him of murder! And now he thinks I put you up to it!

 Brady : No, no, no, no. The bottom line is that after what you just pulled,

 Ryan : Hey, so I took a closer look at Randall Franklin's real estate investments.

 Ryan : Guy was buying up distressed properties in dying neighborhoods

 Ryan : Yeah, but he wasn't renovating them. He wasn't leasing them out, nothing.

 Ryan : And his wife said that the real estate investments were keeping them flush.

 Esposito : You're right. Has to be something going on in those buildings.

 Castle : Untrammeled by the relief of over-the-counter pain relievers?

 Captain Victoria Gates : So, any progress on Beckett's shooter?

 Detective Kevin Ryan : We still have no idea where he was going

 Detective Kevin Ryan : But we did find out what he stole from Captain Montgomery's house.

 Ryan : Well, I've got Evelyn Montgomery bringing the negatives in.

But truth is, I'm a one-man band here. I could use a few more investigators.

 Gates : I've already lost half my people to his security detail,

 Cole Maddox : You're putting yourself through this for nothing, Mr. Smith.

 Ross : I mean, it looks really good. I wonder if I should get one.

Sure, then you should get a miniskirt so you can really show it off.

 Greg House : This is Dr. Gregory House. Can you come in tomorrow to interview?

Threading the guide wire through the right internal jugular vein.

 Foreman : You're approaching the inferior vena cava. Slow down.

 Chase : We were able to control the pre-term labor with tocolytics.

And the liver biopsy was negative. This is definitely mirror syndrome.

 Cuddy : Did the biopsy cause the pre-term labor or did it happen on its own?

 Cuddy : New information gives us new theories. Isn't that how it works?

 Detective Kevin Ryan : 'Cause it probably crossed over all our desks a dozen times

 Detective Kevin Ryan : in the last few years. Aggravated assault, ADW, arson.

 Lanie : Well, whoever it was left him leaking from about 30 holes

 Lanie : that don't normally appear in a healthy 35-year-old male.

 Beckett : This guy was armed and ready. Whoever got him was very, very good.

 Rachel : Well, Monica seems to think it's because you have feelings for me.

Right when l'm about to change my opinion of you, you go and you--

 Mrs Koothrapalli : Can't believe you come from the poison seed of your father.

 Joey : - I will not take this abuse. - You're right, I'm sorry.

I see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.

You're too scared to face the truth. You're living in a dream world.

 Robin : Why don't I just go to the Chevy Web Site and copy down adjectives?

 Robin : Don't worry. I'm sure that everyone will get it's a joke.

 House : Don't people sometimes travel to places that have, you know,

Here, Zimbabwe and Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt. No Lassa there either.

 House : where I'm guessing he was "meeting" people from "Africa",

 House : which has itself just been hit by an outbreak of jock itch.

 House : It's great to have the old team back together again, huh?

 Wilson : Because it's either that, or accept the fact that you've done something nice.

 Wilson : And then I have to deal with the horsemen and the rain of fire and the end of days.

 House : What do you think of me hiring a nutritionist instead of a neurologist?

 Sheldon : In the bedrooms of ten-year- old girls, where they belong.

At least I had the good sense not to marry every woman I fall into bed with.

 House : I see you didn't factor those into your brilliant plan.

 Taub : No, you're trying to protect him instead of trying to save him.

 Rachel : I know that this is an emotional and difficult time for all of us.

Imagine, if she'd just stepped off that curb a few seconds later.

 Richard : across the right rectus, and extending well into the flank.

She, uh... yeah, she's bleeding out. We need to get her to the OR now.

 Meredith : Nikki, your boyfriend called. He said he doesn't want you to die.

 Tyson : Honestly, I haven't always been on the right side of the law.

 Castle : Without that, Jamal's just another guy moving a crate.

 Agent Mark Fallon : Get it circulated to every officer on duty.

 Agent Mark Fallon : This truck could be parked with a bomb set to go off,

 Beckett : But why would a passenger talk about the storage unit in front of Amir?

 Castle : He stopped near the storage facility where they kept the cobalt 60.

 Beckett : He's a cab driver, Castle. He was probably dropping off a fare.

 Sheldon : I did shoot one last week in honor of Black History Month...

 Sheldon : ...but I was informed by my roommate that my spot-on portrayal...

 Sheldon : ...of George Washington Carver could be considered "wildly racist."

 Sheldon : My heart goes out to the members of the African-American community...

 Sheldon : Now, Fun With Flags is not just for the flag aficionado...

 Sheldon : So to help me with that, please welcome my friend, neighbor and flag virgin...

- If the infection moves she'll die. - If she wakes up without her leg,

 Cristina disbelievingly : Trying to save a patient from death is compassionate.

 Sydney : I must say, I'm disappointed in you. Why can't you be more like Alex?

 Burke : - Hey. I thought you were in surgery. - I was. Necrotizing fasciitis.

 Cristina : Because the new resident, um, she's the new Bailey...

 House : or this is some kind of weird "if you build it, they will come" moment.

 Cuddy : I didn't want anyone else to know in case I didn't get approved.

 Addison : If I lost her, people might think I did it on purpose.

 Meredith : They had a scare a minute ago, but she's stabilized.

 Meredith : - He's not a big fan of mine, either. - Oh, I can't imagine that's true.

 Richard : He may have a side in this that you don't know anything about.

 Bernadette : I had a plan-- I kept leaving Dove Bar wrappers around

We hadn't heard from you in two days. We were worried about you.

 Sheldon : Leonard is trying to walk a mile in my metaphorical shoes.

 Raj : So, how are you gonna return the DVD if the store went out of business?

 Leonard : Monday morning I'll go downtown, look up the owner's information,

 Howard : And the man impersonating a bear would like everyone to know that,

 Leonard : She didn't dump me. We were just in different places in the relationship.

 Leonard : Anyway, apparently, it's okay to go back to people you're no longer seeing...

 House : Obviously because it would be stupid to do this in an office with no furniture.

 Thirteen : Coronaro-cardiac fistula. Even a small hole could cause...

 House : And why are you leaning on a 45 degree angle away from Foreman?

 House : Nice deflection, but our patient doesn't drink, she's a health nut.

 House : And even if I was a cynical guy and thought she was a liar,

 House : I would have done a tox screen which would've come back negative for alcohol.

 House : You making book or did something else happen to our patient?

 Taub : Usually starts as a muscle pain patients compare to the pain of over-exercising.

 Foreman : Guillain-BarrÃ© fits, patient didn't notice the initial symptoms

 Foreman : because it's no different than how she feels every day.

 Foreman : Her muscle weakness is the precursor to full paralysis.

 Chase : If the body doesn't recognize the infection, our tests come back negative,

Now, what if the patient was then exposed to a second infection,

 House : like Legionella? The body would recognize that infection,

 House : increase the white count, send in the troops to start fighting,

 House : and the initial infection would get caught in the crossfire.

 House : So the question becomes what type of bacterial infection

 Foreman : So, you're basing this theory on the tests being negative

 House : Stop asking me questions based on the premise that I'm wrong.

 House : The world is such a complicated place if you've got higher reasoning skills.

 Caring : I thought we were starting with the farmer's case first.

Farmer didn't know he'd been bitten by a snake? That's what he said.

What kind of snake? - You want me to tell you what kind of snake it was from the shape of the hole in the leg?

How are we to know what kind of antivenom to use if we don't know what kind of snake it is?

 Caring : I mean, it's not really a 40-year-old man on a girls' volleyball team, right?

Well, I was just worried that... - Would you worry about her more if she was younger?

 Mr Druthers : You might even say it loud enough for everyone to hear.

 Wilson : Does it occur to you that maybe there's some deeper guidance

 Wilson : That maybe a friend might value concern over glibness?

 Wilson : Does it occur to you that if you need that kind of a friend,

 Chase : Her heartbeat's irregular. Looks like global hypokinesis.

 Foreman : You know, some human beings are actually capable of human feelings.

 House : My giving a damn or not is not gonna change what happened.

 Chase : I would have seen them when I repaired the tear in his lung.

 Cameron : I think we should reconsider drugs. Kalvin uses crystal meth.

 House : while indulging in deadly street drugs. A study in contradictions.

 Cameron : They cook meth with battery acid, lye, lantern fuel...

 House : Find Kalvin's pills, test for toxins. Foreman, you're with me.

 House : - I need a consult on another case. - We have another case?

 Foreman : - Wry neck. Is he an athlete? - He's a regular runner.

 Leonard : The doctor said I should be out of surgery by 10 : 00.

 Penny : And Sheldon really believes we're at a public swimming pool?

 Leonard : He was so busy figuring out how many parts per million

 Leonard : of urine we'd be floating around in, he didn't even question it.

 Sheldon : And Leonard never lets me have French toast sticks in the car.

 Marshall : We're gonna play another gig again. Probably really soon.

 Marshall : Well, it's just that without that number in my phone,

 Marshall : I'm just a corporate lawyer working 60 very un-funky hours a week.

 Chandler : It serves me right for buying that 12-pack of condoms.

And now I can't even return them, because she choked on the receipt!

 Rachel : My new assistant was very happy that I hired my new assistant.

It's the producers at Mac and Cheese, if you'll excuse me for a minute.

 Joey : Hey, funny you should call. I was just looking over next week's script.

 Officer : Ma'am, why don't you have a seat? We need to ask you a few questions.

 Addison : Well, nothing like a domestic dispute to liven up a pre-op, huh?

 Tyler chuckles : You won't be when Dr. Webber finds out you lost Ellis Grey again.

 Burke : We're using three different catheters. Why are we doing that, Dr. Stevens?

 Izzie : Programmed electrical stimulation maps the heart's electrical system

 Masters : And we got the tests back. We were wrong, it's not autoimmune.

 Foreman : They make the practice tests harder than the actual exam.

 Foreman : It's not about the cheating, it's about your confidence.

With yellow feathers, feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there.

 Rachel : And while she like to be a star, Tony always tended bar.

 Richard : If kids is what I takes to be with you then kids it is.

 Beckett : That's Anne Cardinal's blood. We're checking your clothes for it, too,

 Kurt : She came out there to help me, to bring me food and supplies.

 Beckett : Why would Anne help the man that murdered her roommate?

 Kurt : that I didn't kill Justine and I begged her to look into the case.

 Kurt : When she told me she was quitting Hudson, I decided to go, too.

 Castle : If you weren't the reason why Justine left Hudson, then what was?

 Howard : Certainly a lot more women are reading comic books now.

 Amy : and the Avengers are cool with her pumping breast milk at work.

 Bernadette : Yeah, let's see how deep a hole they can dig for themselves.

 Sheldon : Oh, excuse me, that is my mother you're talking about,

 Leonard : Mother, Penny and I really want you to be part of this.

 Howard : are chasing you makes you a lunatic, then... yeah, okay.

 Derek : Chief asked you once already. Don't see why he wouldn't again.

Your labs show that you're dehydrated, your muscles are breaking down a bit.

 Cristina : - before we send you home. - My knee's going to be OK, right?

 Barney : And firing half my department freed up the money to double my salary.

 Barney : And this chick from Boston was wicked hot in bed last night,

 Barney : and I'm getting more muscular even though I've stopped working out,

 Beckett : Kristina and Amy both withdrew the same amount of money.

 Castle : The IRS requires banks to report any transactions over $10,000.

 Jesse : Yeah, she was here. It was last Friday, during the lunch rush.

 Jesse : Some of the other customers, but only because they were arguing.

 Jesse : Whatever they were talking about, they didn't want me to hear.

 Beckett : Okay, so, the IRS search reveals 10 different cash transactions

 Lisa : - Why isn't she crying? - Cooper's going to be working on her.

- Don't until the baby cries. - We don't have time. We have to now.

 Addison : Hang two units of B-positive and make sure we have plenty.

She's going to exsanguinate if we don't move quickly. Ten-blade.

 Malcom : She was really nice to me even though I'm such a loser.

 Malcom : See, that's just something I said now so that maybe I could kiss you.

 Leonard : Oh, does the gazelle know that according to Harlan Ellison,

 Sheldon : with flowers and pie looks like, there's no going back.

 Leonard : I know, but I have to go to work, and I made you breakfast.

 Leonard : Um, are you familiar with the story of the shoemaker and the elves?

 Penny : Elves? Come on, Leonard, it's too early for Lord of the Rings.

 Leonard : And when he went to bed at night, elves would sneak in...

 Leonard : ...and they would make all these amazing shoes for him.

 Sheldon : It is-- they're what hold back the urine and the feces.

 Sheldon : Yeah. You know, it's like when Stan Lee and Steve Ditko

 Sheldon : Even though Stan Lee gets to be in all the Marvel movies.

 Monica Wyatt : I saw him once or twice after his daughter's accident.

 Beckett : Well, according to his notes, he met up with you at 10 : 00 p.m.

 Monica Wyatt : We bumped into each other on the street the other day.

It was weird, because it was in the Village and I never go down there.

 Monica Wyatt : and whatever he found he was really excited about.

 Castle : Ms. Wyatt, do the names Johnny Farrell or Swede Andersen

 Beckett : Her brokerage house says that she complains about commissions

Then there was suffrage, which was a good thing. But it sounds horrible.

 Mrs. Geller : - Your son isn't seeing anyone, is he? - Not that I know of.

 Mrs. Geller : I was thinking, why doesn't he give Monica a call?

 Park : We caused it by giving him steroids when he first came in.

 Cofield : How does Dr. House handle it when three smart doctors

 Cofield : come up with three different, but equally valid ideas?

 House : If Adams is right, he will spike a fever, get hypotensive,

 Cofield : By your own admission, if you give the patient steroids,

 House : It did not account for the disobedience of my own team.

Or maybe she doesn't and Joey slept with her and never called her back.

My sister would graduate from college. Nobody thought she would.

It's a testament to what a girl from Long Island will do for a Celica.

 House : Why go back to that well? In the nine years since Wilson's party,

 House : a whole new generation of hot girls have been abused by their stepfathers.

 Amber : His mom's a moron. He's gonna pay for her stupidity for the rest of his life?

I got to head out with this one, so keep an eye out for my interns, all right?

 Alex : Crush injuries to her right torso as well as trauma to the face.

 Alex : - and placing her on her left side. - What do we do? Karev?

 Cristina : Her airway needs to be protected, her breathing will be compromised.

 Oliver : You just fake the records, you say I came into the clinic last week.

 House : So when you were living, you did nothing for anyone and didn't care.

 House : Now that you're dying, you're willing to help a virtual stranger.

 House : Which means you're a better person dying than you ever were living.

 Monica : Nothing. Just never seen your little stretchy pants before.

 Back inside, later.Ted's mother : We are definitely going to try and communicate more.

 Foreman : You can't perform an autopsy without a medical license.

The foster parents were in it for the money, so they didn't care.

 Emma : But then one day, the twins were nice to me all of a sudden.

 House : They had no reason to dig any deeper, it was a car accident. I did.

 Alexis : I know. I love you, Mom. Thanks for taking me shopping.

 Castle : Oh, my business manager called with an excellent investment opportunity,

 Castle : She's perfect for the role. I'm doing them a favor, I think.

 Addison : I'm sorry about what happened. It's been a weird week.

 Cameron : After that, you'll get your psych referral and your discharge papers.

 Anica : You know, just because you stick your fingers down your throat

 Cameron : I guess when cooperation fails, you move on to hostility.

 Esposito : Hey, well, you were the one who decided to get hitched, bro.

 Ryan : driving down to Florida to spend the holidays with her grandmother.

 Esposito : It's the pre-wedding road trip test. Locked together for hours.

 Esposito : That way she can confront you with any lingering doubts she may have

 Gates : Don't think that I don't know that you guys cover for each other.

 Ryan : Said he sat in a corner booth, met with a guy, long hair, goatee.

I'm thinking of taking her upstate to one of those bed and breakfasts.

No, it's a surprise. It's gonna be tricky because she's busy at work.

 The cardiologist : - Barney, your heart sounds fine. - See, Lily?

 The cardiologist : Although it seems like you might have a slight arrhythmia.

 The cardiologist : but I'd like you to wear this heart monitor for the next 24 hours.

 The cardiologist : Unless part of your big date involves connecting yourself to a car battery.

 Adams : Sensory level is at L5, it must be the descending branch.

We still gotta get it out, still could have done permanent damage.

 House : Says the doctors here can no longer be objective since the stabbing.

 Cofield : In the middle of a procedure that could basically save your life,

 Sheldon : We ate, she lectured me on the link between gum disease and heart attacks...

I wonder who's gonna tell his parents that they're not having grandchildren.

 Penny : Oh, maybe a couple of virgin Cuba Libres that turned out to be kind of slutty.

 Thirteen : We spoke to Dr. Foreman, he wants to start you on antibiotics.

 Vince : Does that infection cause problems in the joystick area?

 Foreman : You missed dinner. And a shunt doesn't require both of you.

 Taub : Erection points to a circulatory problem. I'm with Foreman.

Isaac's sister is Jasmine, and Jasmine works at the massage place with Phoebe.

And Phoebe's friends with Rachel, and that's the trail! I did it!

"After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one..."

Oh, my God, they should call it "Pain-zine, now with a little wax."

But, hey, you know, if you don't believe me, please, be my guest.

 Beckett : So not only is Lisa Hill married, she is also an heiress.

 Castle : He knew he couldn't close the deal as a junior analyst.

 Castle : Same way he used it with big-shot lawyer Holly Franklin.

Bailey only used the "Jake" identity with Holly and Lisa They're both rich.

 Beckett : would you want to know about all the guys that I've slept with?

 Richard Castle : What about an antidote? There has to be an antidote.

 Kate Beckett : The only existing vial was stolen with the toxin.

 Castle : They can make more, right? They have to be able to make more.

He's gonna be able to answer any other questions that you might have.

 Beckett : 'cause I'm not letting you out of our engagement that easily.

 Castle : Now, I didn't think it was anything, but according to Esposito,

It's stupid and I wasn't playing against people, so technically, I didn't lose.

I got tired of naming states, so I decided to list the types of celery.

 Joey : Say hello to the new champ of Chandler's dumb states game.

 Security Man Bryson : There seems to be two of you here this evening.

 Beckett : You know, what can I say? I like to lead, all the time.

 Security Guy Bryson : The young lady. I need her to come with me.

Don't worry, darling. I know that we'll see each other again very soon.

 Castle : Like the Big Bad Wolf, she disguised herself as an innocent.

 Ryan : maybe Owen's family can have some closure about his death.

 Esposito : Two women are dead. Darren's still being charged with blackmail.

 Martha : Well, if I was a hostage, then my son, Richard, was my captor.

 Martha : a part, perhaps the greatest role that I have ever played.

 Martha : to embrace the role of son with the same level of commitment.

 Thirteen : Even if you had told us everything we wanted to know,

Use my camera to record yourself and see what you're doing wrong.

 Ross : If you ever have any problem with the ladies, you know I'll help you out.

 Joey : Hey, remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?

 Monica : Honey, it is pretty competitive. I mean, I've got an actual rocket scientist here.

 Foreman : A little more structure in your department couldn't hurt.

 Chase : Yeah, House is doing this because of his great love of structure,

 Foreman : It makes sense to have someone in there with a little more accountability.

 Chase : She sees the whole thing as an opportunity to remake the department in her image.

 Foreman : Are you seriously angling for a job that you mocked as fake

 Dominika : Coffee and booze are artificial high. For me, high is in exercise.

 Leonard : Hang on, hang on. Do you not realize what we just did?

 Sheldon : No, we turned our stereo down by sending a signal around the world via the Internet.

 Sheldon : ...is using his computer to turn our lights on and off.

- But wait, wait, what's on top of them? - Wireless webcams. Wave hello.

 Howard : ...and the blue Viper is being operated from suburban Tel Aviv.

 Police Lawyer : following Detective Beckett to research your next novel,

 Police Lawyer : If you get shot, you cannot sue the city. If you get killed...

 Detective Kate Beckett : Do I have to wait for him to sign, or can I shoot him now?

 Police Lawyer : Mr. Castle, these waivers are serious business.

 Castle : But, fortunately, it's his job to get me out of trouble

 Detective Kevin Ryan : comes down to put her clothes in the dryer, finds it's occupied.

 Detective Kevin Ryan : Comes down a half an hour later and she's had enough,

 Detective Kevin Ryan : decides to take matters into her own hands.

Come on. You're telling me that an old lady killed someone over a busy dryer?

So, she opens up the dryer, to take the other person's clothes out,

Now if that's not a cautionary tale about poking around someone else's laundry,

 Detective Javier Esposito : - I don't know what is. - Dude, there is an etiquette involved.

without an invitation, I'm taking that as a serious breach of hygiene.

 House : The notion of picking one time of the year to be decent to other people is obscene

 Foreman : So, you think this is the part of the year that's screwed up?

 House : On the other hand, you are now a team. You've got to work together.

 House : And the simple fact is, giving people crap makes people like people.

 Thirteen : Blindness could be a complication from the hemodialysis.

 Thirteen : The dialysate composition just indicates... Indicates nothing.

 House : Means there's someone here it wouldn't be fun to buy for.

She would have told us if there were any other drugs. You met her.

 Thirteen : She couldn't have been more candid. You're absolutely right.

That Julian's going to plead "not guilty," take his chances at trial.

 Beckett : Yeah. He confessed to telling Julian that Ella figured it all out,

 Beckett : and Julian told him that he would "take care" of her.

 Beckett : Oh, my gosh. Why do you think I quit? I'll take murderers over models any day.

We live together. You're having our baby. I'm not gonna see anybody else.

It's my first A since 7th grade and I didn't even sleep with the teacher.

 The Acting Teacher : Can anybody tell me what the difference between upstage and downstage is?

 Castle : Harper and Wilson are in their 50s. They don't fit the profile.

 Ryan : Kristina was here with Amy Morgan and a third woman last Friday.

 Beckett : Let me guess. In her 20s, brown hair, brown eyes, exotic-looking.

 Beckett : Ryan, I'm gonna text you her address. Just meet us over there.

 Ross : Chandler, Monica is really weird about this kind of stuff, all right?

 Ross : Believe me, I lived with her for 16 years. She's going to freak out.

 Monica : If I want something done right, I have to do it myself.

 Masters : House put me on this weird case where there's no treatment.

Because I'm worried that he's switching your mother's medications.

 Masters : Dr. Chase got prednisone and antibiotics for my coma patient.

 House : You told me to keep you out of it, do what I needed to do.

 House : Only because you intentionally weren't thinking about it

 Tech 2 : Got it! That's the terminal address where the virus was uploaded.

There's so many ways to go, and this is, like, the biggest decision of our lives.

 Phoebe : Have you seen Frank Jr.? He's meeting me here with the triplets.

 Phoebe : If you're having a hard time, you should talk to my friends...

 Phoebe : ...Bill and Colleen. They adopted a kid. I'm sure they'd help you.

 Frank Jr. : When we're in a public place, there are certain rules.

 Beckett : Besides, kids try on personalities the way they try on clothes.

 Beckett : the boyfriend never left the hospital during his shift.

If she didn't go home or to the university, then where did she go?

 Esposito : It's one of Jessica's subjects. She calls him Sam-l-Am.

 Ryan : According to her notes, a SAM pretends he wants to be submissive,

 Ryan : but what he actually wants to do is dominate his mistress,

 Ryan : - usually with passive-aggression. - Instead of asking for what he wants,

 Esposito : he makes a game out of making the other people upset

AII right. Meet me in an hour at the corner of Grand and East Broadway.

 Mr. Flynn : Just enough to compromise the central cortex and the parietal lobe.

Let's just say that forgetting how to breathe is kind of a drag.

 Mr. Flynn : As I said, I was raised by the State. I never had a family growing up.

 Mr. Flynn : I never knew love in the way that you so clearly do.

 Mr. Flynn : You were an incorrigible playboy before you met Katherine Beckett.

 Cameron : I don't want him to propose just because he's scared.

 Husband : She's got a headache, fever, she's completely exhausted.

 House : and I need more time to figure out some leading questions for your wife.

 House : She doesn't want back on my team, and she doesn't want to jump me.

 House : You ask a question, I rule out two possibilities, and you're satisfied?

 House : you just wanted to know there wasn't a particular answer.

 House : Either you were worried that she wanted back on my team

 Sheldon : If we're changing topics, I believe I have first dibs

 Taub : I had an affair with the daughter of one of my partners.

 Taub : And the funny thing is I wound up telling my wife anyway.

 Neil : Same as you, same as everyone, it has its ups and downs.

 Neil : Yeah. It's the best. I'm in charge, you know. I'm a kid with toys.

But they're just so beautifuI. Oh, my God, I just pulled one out.

 Thirteen : Destroying things. You weren't passionate about anything else?

 House : You did what was best for you, and I got no problem with that.

 House : I need you to get on the phone with him, and tell him you took a dive.

 House : Take a picture of you to prove that it was really you, and we're done.

 House : Just enough to convince him, not enough to get you in any trouble.

 House : Look, I'm not from the commission, I'm not some bookie.

 Foley : you'd know no one pays a guy to throw a fight he has no chance to win.

 Sheldon : ...thus assuring yourselves a footnote in my memoirs...

 Sheldon : All right, then. Just shout when you hear the task you want to undertake.

 Sheldon : Who wants to take me Wednesday morning to get new heels put on my dress shoes?

 Sheldon : Um, I need a new picture frame and I have a hankering for Swedish meatballs.

And my life was passing before my eyes, I think I lost track of time.

Well, the bad news is, this one was not designed to open from the inside.

 Beckett : Castle, we are locked in the trunk of a car in long-term parking.

I just feel in situations like this, it's important to have faith.

 Castle : Well, if there was ever a time to panic, I think this was it.

 Sheldon : Nobel Prize acceptance ceremony streaming live from Stockholm.

 Sheldon : They've managed to win the top science prize in the world...

 Sheldon : ...with no more understanding of the quantum underpinnings...

 Sheldon : ...of the expansion of the early universe than God gave a goose.

 Sheldon : You should pay attention, Leonard. Someday it's gonna be you up there.

 Leonard : It's this Jimmy Speckerman thing. I can't decide if I should agree...

...to see him or not. That might be because the last time I ran into him...

You spend your life in the bathroom. Why do you never go out the window?

I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray. I have a few routine questions I need to ask you.

 Joey : Dr. Wells wanted a more comprehensive overview. So he sent me.

Oh, really? So 33 and single? Would you say you have commitment issues?

 Rachel : Mostly because I get to boss people around, which I just love to do.

 Sidney Curtis : So, either we go with his theory of the non-drinking drunk,

 Sidney Curtis : with the resources to make it completely untraceable,

 Sidney Curtis : The iodine's to protect your thyroid. Antibiotics are to handle infections.

 Sidney Curtis : He's deathly ill. Why would he lie about drinking?

 Greg House : establish false identities, trick people into betraying their country.

 Greg House : He'd never cover up his drinking. He's too honest.

 Greg House : That poison lipstick that Ginger used to kiss Gilligan,

Well, I think I'm gonna grab some coffee because my ass is already packed.

 Monica : Rachel, you didn't find anyone, so you can't tell him.

I'm going to slit his throat and then disembowel him in the bathtub.

 Adams : That's normal. You've been in a coma for several hours.

 Taub : A chemistry demonstration he was doing for his class went wrong.

 Cofield : Does Dr. House not attach importance to patient histories?

 Taub : He just doesn't think being in the same room as the patient is crucial.

 Rachel : Do you know how much money I could have made listening to you? $2000!

 Marshall : just bought us a private dance with her stripper body double.

 Cristina : Multiple fractures. She has a kidney bleed from a beating last week.

 Cristina : - The guy in the other car died. - And that means what?

 Burke : - I'm glad we have an understanding. - I'm sure you are.

I need to contact the transplant center about Seibert getting his son's liver.

Bump Warner's hernia in one, but don't tell him what we're removing.

 Adele : If he can't be here obsessing, he wants stuff to obsess with at home.

You know you want to go out that door and start bossing people around.

 Adele : Go ahead, Richard. Ask. I know you are dying to know whose baby...

Excuse me, what do you want to do about the announcement for Chief of Surgery?

 Adele : We've met before. You probably don't remember. You were little.

Watched you grow. You turned out well. I'm sorry about your mother.

 Mrs Cooper : Anyway, when he went on the Internet to get some...

 Mrs Cooper : ...a man from the government came by and sat him down real gentle...

 Mrs Cooper : ...and told him it's against the law to have yellow cake uranium in a shed.

 Mrs Cooper : Locked himself in his room and built a sonic death ray.

 Leonard : Two singles. Like those individually wrapped slices of cheese that...

 Mrs Cooper : Oh, Lord, we thank you for this meal and for all your bounty.

 Mrs Cooper : And we pray that you help Sheldon get back on his rocker.

 Rachel : Okay, what the hell was that? You know what? Don't answer me.

Something l shouldn't say for the first time, in front of my parents...

 Mike : Who are, by the way, the most sinfully boring people l've ever met in my life.

Thirteen bathrooms in this place, l threw up in the coat closet.

 House : All you know about him is that he'd lie about a quinoa salad,

 Howard : Will you talk to her, see if there's any chance at all

 Tritter : that someone doesn't try to sell me some self-serving story.

 Chris Taub : because that'd look like you only hired the non-doctor to do non-doctor stuff.

 Travis Brennan : Sample came back negative for Creutzfeldt-Jakob.

Or, on the off chance that it's killing her, we could take it again from the top.

 Irene Walesa : If I have another one, I'll come right back. Okay?

 Pete : Unless you need to go tell someone you saw Goody Johnson with the devil.

You're carrying a lot of tension in your shoulders and above your right eye.

- You can't leave me like this. - Lie there. Don't move. Breathe.

 Rebecca : It's still in the duffel bag that I got from under the bed.

 Beckett : Rebecca must have missed the second duffel bag under the bed

 Tom : Which is why Benny found it when he went back there later.

Yeah, but we looked through Wilder's financials with a fine-tooth comb.

There was nothing in there to suggest that he pulled that kind of cash.

 Castle : What would happen if Wilder didn't pay the blackmailer?

 Beckett : Well, that would mean letting the capillary damage issue go public.

 Castle : What if he wanted to do the right thing and pull the product,

 Castle : even if it meant a huge financial hit and possible litigation?

 Beckett : And then Lisa Jenkins could be looking at criminal liability if it got out

It's two weeks till the wedding and it's too late to return the tux.

 Kevin Ryan : Street sweeper found the body and called it in around 5 : 00 a.m.

 Beckett : Yeah. Yeah, fine. So did the firm say what he was doing in town?

 Ryan : No, no, not yet. I left a message. Still haven't heard back yet.

Well, there's not a lot of blood, so he must've been killed someplace else.

 Beckett : Ryan, were there any witnesses? Anyone that saw a car driving away?

 Beckett : see if we can figure out who else was in this alleyway.

 Javier Esposito : But I'm pulling all traffic video in a two-block radius.

 Beckett : I'll see you guys at the precinct. I have to go and take care of something.

 Foreman : There's nothing in there but a pharmacy's worth of pain meds.

 Foreman : This guy makes House look like a Christian Scientist.

 Foreman : He's also more compliant than House. Kept all the inserts.

 Foreman : Had daily pill dispensers to make sure he didn't mix them up.

 Foreman : Guess if you're gonna go out in a car, this ain't a bad one to choose.

 Thirteen : If I ever did it, it definitely wouldn't be like that.

 Thirteen : Metal polish could cause nerve damage, if he inhaled enough of it.

And judging by the fact that he owns a body shop, and one of these,

 Thirteen : What doesn't make sense is me getting involved with anyone.

 Foreman : I thought you'd gotten past that. That's why you agreed to the drug trial.

 Thirteen : I'm not giving up on life, I'm just giving up on you.

 Thirteen : I finally feel like I have a grip on things, I can handle this.

 Thirteen : What I can't handle is dragging anyone else down with me.

 Robin : When we all needed it, you got us back on the right path.

 Robin : If I ever get married and you're not the guy I'm marrying...

 Barney : We've had a lot of fun tonight, but, on a more serious note,

 Barney : this is the time of year when we remember the importance of giving.

 Barney : Hi, there. You know, we've had a lot of fun tonight...

 House : And you went shirtless, because skin cancer looks cool.

 Doug : Well, I realize I got burnt. I'm not too worried about that.

 Doug : I mean, that boat has all sorts of lead paint, and there's chemicals everywhere.

 House : does he have a cooler with lots of brown bottles with long necks?

 House : And does Daddy like to lie down on his boat and go nap-nap in the sun?

 Joey : Whoever has the biggest boobs, has the biggest bra and wire.

 Monica : These tiny little non-breasts? Please! Gotta be Rachel.

 Penny : It's just not the kind of thing you ask a guy you just met.

 Sheldon : I really think we should examine the chain of causality here.

Event B : We drive halfway across town to retrieve a television set...

Query : On what plane of existence is there even a semi-rational link...

 Sheldon : Well, that may be the proximal cause of our journey...

 Castle : Didn't want to give up the badge he built his career on.

 Castle : You ever heard of a brilliant doctor named Doogie Howser?

 Castle : Maybe he was impersonating one to prey on vulnerable women.

 Sheldon off : Do you realize that in less than nine hours, Arthur Jeffries...

 Sheldon off : ...a.k.a. Professor Proton, will be in our apartment?

You know if you stay up all night, you're going to be sleepy tomorrow.

 Leonard : And a sleepy Sheldon is a cranky Sheldon. And a cranky Sheldon...

 Leonard : ...is actually no different than a regular Sheldon. Good night.

 Sheldon off : Where can you rent a tuxedo at 3 : 00 in the morning?

 Monica : - That was our favorite game show ever. - Except for Match Game.

 Ross : And Chandler and I have this stupid college alumni thing.

 House : surgeons will do 20 or so grafts, six months in this room,

 House : he'll end up with a series of nasty scars, maybe some pain,

 House : 'cause we can't figure out what's causing the low potassium and tachycardia.

 House : While he was alive, he invented a little dittie called the Galvanometer.

There's a good chance they've got one in a corner in the basement.

 Esposito : I'm not really sure, but Eddie knows how to put the hurt on people.

 Esposito : He just did eight years in Sing Sing for murder two.

 Beckett : A convicted killer with an attack dog? All right, pick him up.

 Eddie : If I wanted to kill her, why would I bring her to a hospital?

 Beckett : If you wanted to save her, why would you ditch her outside of one?

 Beckett : Okay, fine, then why don't you tell me where you supposedly found her?

 Barney : Watch your steps when you get up, kids, 'cause I am about

 Marshall : Wait a minute, a month ago you told me relationships

 Barney : The first exit, my personal favorite, is six hours in.

 Barney : The next exits are four days, three weeks, seven months...

 Sheldon : A ghostly moan, a rattling of chains, a witch's cackle.

 Sheldon : ...which looks nothing Iike a phenolphthalein indicator...

 Sheldon : The most frightening thing about that is the missing comma.

 Leonard still talking : First of all, the projects were totally different.

 Leonard still talking : I was showing that classical music nurtures lima beans...

 Leonard still talking : ...and makes them grow. But my mother didn't hear me.

 Leonard still talking : ...I'd like to point out that my brother is 8 inches taller than me.

 Mccord : I was busting my ass on this case, my first big chance.

 Mccord : Scofield was the subject of our highly classified investigation.

MAN : This is across the street from the entrance to the golf course,

 Mccord : Okay, our guy said the car stayed like this for 15 minutes.

 Robin : Fine, I'll call them tomorrow. I'll call them right now.

 Dad : Because you lied. Because House wanted to play games with my son's life.

 Chase : There's no way to really tell what progression the disease may have taken... You're right.

 Foreman : But how many are about to bleed to death unless they get a new liver?

Two thousand patients die each year because a donor liver can't be found. That's almost five a day.

 Dad : - Could I donate part of my liver? - Sorry. You're a different blood type.

 Cameron : Dr. House, you should get back to your office... Jules.

 House : - There's no Jules in the history. - It was a hallucination.

 Phoebe : You know what? You shouldn't call yourself Information!

- Get the hell out of there! - She's awake and open on the table.

 Nurse : He's already gone into surgery. I'll get the adenosine.

Dude, there are so many cool things we could be doing tonight. Look.

 Sheldon : I have no desire to salute any article of clothing tonight...

 Sheldon : ...much less one that's linked to race riots in the 1940s.

 Raj : I always thought that was some sort of after-Christmas sale.

 Sheldon : I don't need anything at the galleria. You need anything at the galleria?

 Raj : Okay, well, how about this? From the university website : 

 Jane : What if I choose the wrong one? What if my husband or boyfriend

 Jane : but it's too late, and I'm stuck with the wrong face for the rest of my life?

 Meredith : Shouldn't you be preparing for your board interview?

 Derek : If cristina would sleep in her own bed, I wouldn't have to hover at work.

 Meredith : You know what's gonna make it even better than that?

The calvarial bone harvest I get to do on Sloan's Jane Doe later.

 Meredith : Which makes me very cool in the eyes of my dead mother, by the way.

 Meredith : I will not be cool in the eyes of my dead mother if I maim Jane Doe.

 Foreman : Wendy, you think I'll stay with you because you're angry with me?

I'm just saying, if you want to do it, do it while her B12 is still low.

 Cameron : Holiday that only applies to people who are already paired up.

 Cameron : Don't get me wrong. I still think true love's out there.

 Sheldon : in which Marty and Doc Brown ever use the time machine

 Sheldon : Therefore, the timeline in which 1955 Biff gets the almanac

 Esposito : She calls the doorman, doorman comes up, finds the door ajar, and...

 Esposito : Well, let's just say this one's definitely Beckett-flavored.

 Castle : No, they used the pillow as a poor man's sound suppressor.

 Castle : In a building like this? This part of town? You'd think she'd be safe.

 Castle : No pun intended. How often are people killed in neighborhoods like this?

 Castle : Each of the robberies took place in a different part of the city.

 Esposito : These guys came in knowing exactly what they were gonna find.

 Castle : Well, there must be a pattern, something that connects them all.

 Esposito : Yeah. Only, when Mr. Bruner refused to open his safe,

 Rachel : Last time you went out with her you said she was a dud!

I judged her too quickly. This time, we took it to the next level.

 Rachel : Last time I almost got fired. You must end it. You must end it now.

 Cameron : I miss the job. I miss running around playing private investigator.

That's the tracer in it. We'll have the images in a couple minutes.

 Chase : I need more help. My patient has a new symptom, ischemic foot.

 Chase : Get the lecture out of your system, so we can talk about my case.

 House : We biopsied the colon, it hadn't reached the GI tract yet.

 Foreman : We can't waste our one test on the one disease we know it's not.

 Chase : Let us know if it gets easier to focus on things, remember stuff.

- Say good-bye to your mother and father. - He's hearing voices.

 Cameron : Auditory hallucination shows further brain degeneration.

Penicillin's not working. So either it's a bad batch of penicillin,

 House : Four words, two mistakes. He's not a patient, and I didn't hit him.

 House : I didn't cause the anaphylaxis. It's probably one of his HIV meds.

 Stacy : - You have to treat him. - Medically, this case is a snooze-fest.

 House : Although, I like my chances of some action this morning.

 Stacy : I forgot Wednesday was hooker day. This could have waited.

 House : You make me meet you at your house. Your husband is conveniently absent.

 Stacy : Mark's at physio. I'm stuck waiting for the exterminator.

 Phoebe : I think so too. And that little flap? It's great for holding my lipstick.

I'm just saying only a man completely secure in his masculinity...

 Gretchen : Hey. Ollie says you should come in. She says you need a meeting.

Yeah. She said to say not to protect your anonymity over your sobriety.

 Izzie to Doctors : No, wait, um... can you just wait one minute?

You said, "I'll tell Rachel I'm doing laundry for a couple of hours."

 Rachel : I wouldn't know, because I got so freaked out I hung up the phone.

[Meredith] Once you get past the age of braces and training bras,

 Alex : She's here to talk to you, if you want, about options for rehab.

l mean, l hope that's okay with you, stranger from the coffeehouse.

l just got out of a nine-year relationship with a manic-depressive.

How is it that none ofyou know the story of 1,001 Arabian Nights?

 Castle : a jealous king would sleep with a new young maiden every night,

 Castle : Then have her beheaded so no other men could have her.

 Castle : wove a fascinating tale for the king, but she refused to tell him the ending,

 Castle : She told him a new story every night for 1,001 nights,

 Castle : Which really says a lot about the power of a good storyteller.

 Ryan : Well, our victim's sister is meeting me in the precinct.

 Beckett : Did he know who the arsonist is? Did he have any suspects?

 Burton : because he seemed to be able to slip in and out of buildings

 Burton : I mean, Blake went in that building because he was after the guy.

 Burton : The rest are at the office. I'll get them over to you.

 Beckett : So, I talked to Blake McCann's co-workers, his ex-wife.

 Beckett : Can you please not call him that? It just... It sounds silly.

 Castle : but some were residential, some were office buildings.

 Sheldon on phone : Yeah, I need to cancel my membership to the planetarium.

 Sheldon on phone : ...but there's just no room for you in my wallet.

No, I understand, but it was between you and the Museum of Natural History...

 Sheldon on phone : Okay, I know you're texting about me and I'd really like you to stop.

 Lalita voice from Raj's phone : Your mother gave my mother your phone number to give to me.

 Mr. Rostenkowski : You can't turn down an opportunity like this.

 Mr. Rostenkowski : You go up to that space station and you make me proud.

 Mr. Rostenkowski : A pretty girl like Bernadette. She'll find a new guy.

I was thinking, say we had a big fight, and broke up for a few hours.

 Chandler : ...but if it's important to you, it's important to me.

 Rachel : Oh, man, I swear, if they sold these at Pottery Barn..

Right now? Because I kind of got an alfresco situation going on over here.

Please, I really.. I want to apologize for the way I acted earlier today.

-That's fine. Can you stay up near my head? -What? Oh, yeah, sorry.

I went crazy. I was thinking about myself when I should've been thinking about you..

I want you to know that I'm gonna be there through this whole thing. Okay?

The doctor's appointments, the Lamaze classes, baby-proofing the apartment.

 Cameron : why would he consent to be seen by the best diagnostician in the country?

 House : see if the balance problem starts above or below the neck.

 Cameron : I'm going to be injecting ice-water in your ear canal.

 Cameron : Let's fix your body, then you can go back to fixing the Earth.

 Wilson : There's no way she wants her nose back on your grindstone.

 Barton [while Cleaning Up] : Of course, you know this means war.

 Ortho Doctor : I mean, you'll escalate and then I'll retaliate,

 Ortho Doctor : At which point, I'll maybe get suspended and you'll go back to prison.

 Cameron : We put you on a variety of medications that will fight all kinds of infections.

 Phoebe : Oh, okay! This is the part of the musical where there'd be a really good convincing song.

 Rachel : - No, we decided that I would go ahead and set up first,

 Phoebe : - Wow, eight hour flight with a one-year old? Good luck, mom.

 Rachel : - Are you kidding? Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins?

 Ross : - Alright, you know what? You're right. I should at least tell her how I feel.

 Gunther : I know you're leaving tonight, ...but I just have to tell you...

 Charlie : Thanks for sticking up for me. God, you are such a nice person.

 Ross : Oh, my God, you really want me to be the keynote speaker?

 Martha : What? Whoa, whoa. You might want to consider the year-long package.

 Beckett cont'd : So, I just got word from my guys, and Ellers is a dead end.

 Beckett cont'd : The owner over at Paradise Diner on East 62nd vouched that he was

 Leonard : were thinking about investing in Stuart's comic book store.

 House : leaving him tormented about who he was, until finally he put a bullet...

 Taub : Indomethacin had no effect, she's still in pain. Rules out polyserositis.

 House : You haven't asked if I learned anything relevant from the Kutners.

 BAILEY : It undermines everything for my interns to see Yang go without punishment.

- That happened with Denny Duquette! - And they didn't kill anybody!

 CHIEF : You didn't kill Duquette, and I won't have you saying you did.

 CHIEF : And some of them make mistakes and some of them disappoint you.

 Red-haired guy : Hang on. Is she just with you because you're rich?

 Phoebe : This is so great! Oh, my God! This was not at all scary.

 Addison uncomfortable : figure out what's causing your daughter's...

And when you were 14, you stole Laura Brendese right out from under me.

 Chuck : You knew how I felt about her, don't say you didn't, because you knew.

 Chuck : If you wouldn't mind just rewinding a little bit, please.

 Meredith : I'm a doctor, not a videographer, and I do need to prep you for surgery.

 Chuck : - But you offered to help. - I thought you were saying goodbye.

 Chuck : None of these people, not one of them, knows how I really feel.

 Bernadette : And even though it meant we had to miss the movies,

 Henri : So if the cops find this place, they'll stay ahead of the investigation.

 Sheldon : No. No, if we both like it, I'll spend the rest of my life

 Sheldon : -to eat with strangers at your table. -One step ahead of you.

 Amy : It doesn't. I know it makes you feel like you're bathing inside a monster.

 Kutner : It's not her fault, and it's definitely not your fault.

 House : Is that why you're here? A colleague checking up on a patient?

It doesn't make any difference at all. That's what depresses me.

 Wilson : Well, I guess nobody gets to choose who their parents are.

 Wilson : I'm not even sure anymore we get to choose who our friends are.

 Wilson : I spoke with Cuddy. She hasn't filled my position yet.

 Burke : Cauterizing the small bleeders to keep my visual field clean.

 Izzie : We were able to relieve the obstruction of his chest tube,

 Izzie : so the buildup of fluid you see should resolve itself soon.

 Sadie : But if you were a cop, you'd know that. What do you want?

 Thirteen : I know. I don't want the good, "get the new customer hooked" stuff.

I want the stepped-on, "keep the old customer coming back for more" stuff.

 House : Looks like this kid thing is really working out for you.

 House : I didn't say you weren't stubborn, I said you weren't maternal.

 House : Is it really worth it? Just for the pursuit of unconditional love?

 Penny : It is... It's been in the news. And it's a very famous boson.

 Sheldon : ...Dr. Peter Higgs, accomplished self-promoter and physicist...

 Sheldon : The point is, Higgs is being celebrated for work he did 50 years ago.

 Sheldon : Perhaps I've already hit upon the idea that will win me my Nobel Prize.

 Leonard : I didn't know they gave Nobel Prizes for making boom-boom in the potty.

 Penny : You really think there's some kind of scientific discovery in here?

 Arlene : I don't need your help. I've done this a million times.

 Chase : Yoga girl walked out of here two hours ago. You fixed her.

You want us to dissect eight years of medical history with grunting

 Beckett : That guy next door. He was pretty adamant she wasn't.

 Ziff : fully dressed, with her headphones on, typing on her laptop.

There used to be. She'd be on it all night, staring at the screen.

 Talia : That morning, I was getting coffee from this place in the Village,

And if he has Factor V Leiden deficiency, he'll throw another clot.

 Barton : Your boss uses blackmail and you question my professional ethics?

 Adams : Will you be instituting worker safety regulations in your new factories?

 Barton : Charges of child exploitation against American companies

My 10-year-old cousin lives near Cebu City, works at an American factory.

 House : That's what the morons at the Rutgers student medical center thought,

 House : which may be part of the reason he just coughed up a lung.

 House : after which the respiratory organ which resided in his chest

 House : I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? Please, continue.

 Chandler : Otherwise the movie would've been called silence of the Ducks.

 Ross : I had the half-drunk cappuccino with the lipstick on the rim.

 Chandler : And this with the cigarette butt in it, is that decaf?

 Sheldon : ...and welcome to the premiere episode of Sheldon Cooper Presents : 

 Sheldon : ...you and I are going to explore the dynamic world of vexillology.

 Sheldon : Fun and information are two sides to this video podcast.

 Sheldon : In future episodes, we'll answer some burning questions.

 Foreman : He needs to be in a sterile isolation room to prevent further infections.

 House : I've got a patient who's probably gonna die of radiation poisoning.

 Beckett : Davis, what was your relationship with Anabelle Collins?

 Beckett : It sounds like she didn't respond too well to your advances.

 Castle : I mean, you were already in a relationship with her best friend.

 Davis : I couldn't take it anymore. I had to tell her how I really felt.

 Davis : She said that I ruined everything, that she was gonna have to tell Audrey.

 Davis : No, I was halfway across the building when it happened,

 Foreman : He knows what he wants to say, but when he reaches for a word,

 Greta : I wanted to make sure that the EMTs told you the right story.

 Amy : and interpret the results through the competing academic prisms

 Sheldon : Look at you, getting me to engage in the social sciences.

 Amy : In other news, I'm thinking of starting an herb garden. Mum's the word. Gotta go.

 Raj : No. It's just one of those times when it's just you and me.

 Leonard : This stupid game is why she's mad in the first place.

 Bernadette : Quitting would be the worst thing for your relationship.

 Bernadette : Because it would make you seem like something she already thinks you are.

 Bernadette : She's been known to call you a name that usually applies to a lady part.

 Bernadette : If you're gonna cry about it, theres tissues in my purse.

 Foreman : We have to confirm the diagnosis before we send her home to die of something else.

 House : Oh, yes. The power tastes so sweet. You just can't resist.

 Foreman : So until tomorrow, you're not allowed to kill anyone.

 House [to Parents.] : or does Mommy sometimes say you're the reason she needs a double martini?

 House [to Stella.] : Over here, kiddo. I'm talking to you. Focus.

'Cause this bottle has her name on it. And I think these are medical pills inside.

 Howard : Check it out. Mrs. Davis from Human Resources is here.

 Raj : Oh, great. There go my chances of being sexually harassed.

 Howard : I heard her husband left her for a hot, young undergrad.

 Raj : makes you feel unattractive, just remember, penguins get cheated on,

There were studies that suggest many who go into the performing arts...

 Beverley : Well, it means you value yourself only as others value you...

 Beverley : ...which is often the result of unmet childhood emotional needs.

I... I just... I tried being good at sports, but I hated getting dirty.

 Penny : Uh-huh. He called me slugger until I got my first training bra...

 Chandler : Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance...

 Julie : In some cultures, having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility.

 Greg House : peeked in her brain, violated a cadaver's privacy, dug up a body,

 Chris Taub : We did a full history. She never mentioned seeing or hearing anything unusual.

 Greg House : Well, as long as she never said anything, how were you to know?

 Greg House : Same thing with the spinal fluid? She tell you that was fine?

 Greg House : Then either we're about to meet the Alpha and Omega,

 Lawrence Kutner : It's not a new symptom. We always knew she had hallucinations.

 Greg House : You keep this up, you're gonna have to start wearing sexier clothes.

 Chris Taub : Carbon monoxide could also cause delusions. A lot of haunted houses...

 Henry Dobson : I guess they didn't cover that at your medical school.

 "thirteen" : What about a hereditary connection? I mean, she's 24.

In Ukraine, 20 years ago. Good luck trying to get those records.

 Greg House : Test for every hereditary disease that fits the symptoms.

Start with amyloidosis and you keep going until you reach zamyloidosis.

 Amber Volakis : Well, we could narrow it down if you could remember what your mother died from.

 Castle : of every notorious episode of glamour and debauchery in its walls.

 Castle : You know, I'd write in more bars if there were more bars like this.

 Castle : Who is that handsome devil just two over from Hemingway,

 Ross : Why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life?

I don't know how serious he is. Until I do, I won't say anything.

 Ross : Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, Dad said...

The point is maybe l should just stop waiting around for moments with Ross.

''Oh, l have to get my number back! Oh, my God! He's gone!'' Dead on.

 Foreman : the chance to work for a guy who gives a crap what people think. Why didn't you just tell him yes?

 Cameron : House would let you out of it in a heartbeat. Or he wouldn't, just to jerk me around.

 Foreman : You guys really don't have a problem with him, with what he did?

 Foreman : Choice? Chase, it's not apples and oranges. It's right and wrong.

 Foreman : And he does it like he doesn't care. He assaults the guy...

 Foreman : and moves on to the next differential diagnosis like it's nothing.

 Foreman : Yeah, I want some clue that he knows it's a big deal. That it scares him, that it matters.

Well done, Cameron. - House called it. The arm and legs are unrelated.

 Foreman : Listen, listen. I just think it wouldn't hurt him to learn a little humility.

 Meredith looks up disbelieving : - Nice try. - Sometimes a favor is just a favor.

 Richard : This treatment won't cure your mother or give her a new lease on life,

 Mauer : Lying here trapped in this flesh prison, I've reached a grim conclusion.

 Mauer : Even my manic attempt to put my failed novel behind me failed.

Well, we make a mistake here, and people die. Happens all the time.

 Alex : My point is we all have setbacks, Mauer. But I'm a doctor, and you're a writer.

 Richard to Alex : Have you determined a course of treatment for the mercury poisoning?

 Alex : The patient has been administered a chelator called British Antileukocyte

 Alex : which will absorb the mercury over the next several days.

 House : But, yeah, if you're one of the doctors occasionally indicted,

 Wilson : Someone needs to say what life is really like, now, for people who are dying.

 House : Someone should say that, in an unsigned letter to the Times.

 Wilson : I'd be telling the truth. I'd be saying what we're all thinking.

 House : The oncology department is subsidized by drug companies,

 Wilson : We're all murderers. We just don't have the guts to admit...

 Keener : but I'm expecting a notes call from LA. Can we make this quick?

 Cameron : Let me put it another way. We know Jordan came to your room the other night.

Yeah. And I promise I won't make you eat any remarkable animals.

 Chandler : I just spent the entire afternoon looking for a present...

 Chandler : Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible Things for Kathy."

 Rachel : Just return the book, let Joey give her the clock pen...

 Beckett : Please. Let's just stick it in and get this over with.

 Beckett : there's probably nothing of any value on that CD to our...

 Castle : Okay. Just for clarity, so we know later who said what.

What I'm saying is that we now know what these agents were after.

 Shay : And I'm not about to let this thing embolden his opponents

 Castle : If this thing gets out, and they aren't ready with a response?

 Beckett : If his staff wants to minimize damage, they'll step back and let me do my job.

 Beckett : Staffer that reported the car stolen is accounted for all last night,

 Beckett : and no one in the mayor's office seems to recognize our victim.

 Gates : So her ties to that vehicle could be purely coincidental?

 Cameron : And nothing causes malnutrition like excruciating stomach pain

 House : I'd be a lot more certain if it was my idea, but it's the best we got.

 Foreman : hook him up to an intracranial EEG for continuous monitoring.

 Chase : If they ask about the cholesterol, just say I prescribed a statin

 Foreman : Why would you steal a drug you can just as easily ask for?

 Cuddy : You don't want to do the M&M because you're not in the mood?

 Foreman : and I've got House trying to push all his responsibilities onto me.

 Sheldon : ...Superman cleans his uniform by flying into Earth's yellow sun...

 Sheldon : ...and leaves the invulnerable Kryptonian fabric unharmed and daisy fresh.

I think we can assume all Kryptonian condiments were destroyed...

 Raj : The only way to destroy a rogue Kryptonian hot dog threatening Earth.

 Leonard : Superman's body is Kryptonian, therefore his sweat is Kryptonian.

 Howard : Okay. He's invited for dinner in the bottle city of Kandor.

 Howard : He miniaturizes himself, enters the city, where he loses his super-powers.

 Howard : Before dinner, his host says, "Who's up for Kryptonian tetherball?"

Superman works up a sweat, comes back to Earth, his uniform now stained...

Oh, Joey, you bummed him out! This is the happiest dog in the world.

 Howard : And you have every right to be mad about those things.

 Bernadette : I mean, if Penny finds out I've known all this time

 Leonard on phone : Hi. I'm calling about your marriage counseling services

 Monica : I was just in our bedroom, and I found these on my pillow.

Oh, yes, I decided to leave those out for you in case Richard stops by...

...and you want to engage in a little light bondage and mustache play.

 Graham : He left the Army to take care of me after our parents died.

 Graham : He paid for all of it even though he had a hard time finding a job at first.

 Beckett : And we think that he might have been killed because ofwhat was inside.

 Beckett : Or maybe what he was doing in the garage this morning?

 Ryan : Our witness is threatening to file a complaint against me

 Lanie Parish : There were no outward signs of trauma or carvings in her skin,

 Lanie Parish : but until I get her back to the morgue, we can't rule out homicide.

 Beckett : The same matchbook that we found in Emma's hotel room.

 Castle : If Emma was tailing the killer, she could have followed him there.

 Beckett : Okay, I'll handle the notification. See what he knows.

 Richard : Baby doesn't look good. How are we doing on the mother?

 Castle : For the record, I was going to say, "big rule follower."

 Beckett : So, Mr. Donnelly, where did you go after you left Vivien's office?

 Donnelly : After we got all that great footage, I dropped Steve off at his place.

 Donnelly : I mean, she knew the film I had on her was damaging.

 Donnelly : She said if I buried it, she'd give me something better.

She said it was bigger than Steve Adams. This time, there was a body.

 Donnelly : She said that she had to confirm one last suspicion.

 Donnelly : And that I had to be ready to go at a moment's notice

 Donnelly : I gathered up my crew, including security, thinking this was it.

 Ross : ...brought up the very good point that you are international.

 Castle : That was a trick. I was actually testing for Spidey-Sense.

 Castle : Good news is, I think Gwen is into you. She told me she thinks you're funny.

 Castle : Exactly. So, are you gonna use your double-death as a wake-up call,

 Alan : Oh, my God! I'm gonna be sick. I don't know what to say.

"from the City Department of Safety Inspection, badge number 6247..."

 House : Which is why I need your written consent before I can legally prescribe it.

 Ed : Why would she lie if she knew it could kill her? I don't ask why patients lie.

 House : because she didn't think it mattered, it just seemed easier, because...

 House : If you're absolutely certain that your wife has never had sex with anyone but you...

 House : But if you think there's a possibility that just one time...

 Penny emerging from Tardis : Nothing to see here, just sexy police business.

 Buzz on video, handing Halloween candy to children : Here you go, it's a Milky Way.

 Buzz on video, handing Halloween candy to children : I've been in space.

 Buzz on video, handing Halloween candy to children : Here's a Mars bar.

 Buzz on video, handing Halloween candy to children : I'm an astronaut.

 Buzz on video, handing Halloween candy to children : I walked on the Moon.

 Buzz on video, handing Halloween candy to children : What have you done?

 House : So, pain in his right ear, psychotic behavior and dizziness. Go.

 Cameron : Lingering ear infection, pressure builds up in his inner ear,

One time, I was upstairs stealing cigarettes out of my mom's purse...

 Frank : He just had this big smile on his face and he was waving...

But you know what's cool? If you had a friend named Pete, I could say...

 Esposito : She called, she texted and she e-mailed. We will be there.

 Clerk : Well, according to this, you have. And it looks like you still are.

 Castle : The two of them drove to Vegas, had too much to drink,

 Castle : and thought it would be a riot to take a cab to a drive-through wedding chapel.

 Cameron : Figured it was an easy way to get someone to cut a hole in her throat.

 House : Can't get a picture. Gonna have to get a thousand words.

 Foreman : You actually want me to talk to the patient, get a history?

 House : We need to know if there's some genetic or environmental cause that's triggering an inflammatory response.

 House : Can't you give out the aspirin yourself? I'll do paperwork.

 Cuddy : I made sure your first case was an interesting one. Cough just won't go away?

Runny nose looks a funny color? Patient admitted complaining of back spasms.

Oh? I think I read about something like that in the New England Journal of Medicine. Patient is orange.

I was playing golf and my cleats got stuck. It hurt a little, but I kept playing.

 Orange Guy : Well, you're smiling, so I take it that means this isn't serious.

 Orange Guy : Oh, for you. For your leg. No, 'cause they're yummy.

 Ross : When we were kids, yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy.

 Ross : The phone bill arrives, but you don't pay it right away.

And I buy detergent, but it's not the one with the easy-pour spout.

 House : and he knows there's only one patient I'd want to check on.

 House : there'd be no reason for him to drive three hours to Manhattan.

 Taub : but have you ever had reason to think he might be depressed?

 Foreman : The damage the infection did, you'll have to live with.

 Kutner : We'd need to remove the damaged area in your cingulate gyrus,

 Foreman : The brain stem controls the body's involuntary systems.

Get him oxygen. Start him on an IV drip of sodium nitroprusside.

 Chase : I left instructions to lower it slowly so we don't risk hypoperfusing his organs.

The trade-off being that leaving his blood pressure that high risks stroke,

 Foreman : It is a bleeding disorder. Clancy tested positive for Von Willebrand's.

 House : She was being metaphorical. She's trying to sound like me.

 House : I have no idea what you meant, but I could smell what the Rock was cooking.

 Cameron : I meant he's clotting right now and he's in hypertensive crisis.

 Cameron : What if he was hypertensive the other two times that he clotted?

 Chase : And the first time Clancy clotted, he was all worked up recounting

 Chase : his alien abduction. He could have easily been hypertensive.

 House : I know I get worked up when I cut micro- chip tracking implants out of my neck.

 House : Specifically. Although, I'm curious about a general answer loo.

 Wilson : Your guy just signed up to donate a kidney to my patient with renal failure.

 Wilson : No. He heard the nurses talking about her, that she was short on time.

 Wilson : Or he's doing an amazing thing for another human being.

 House : Not all of them. Offering an organ to a stranger is a symptom.

 Wilson : A couple dozen people a year make undirected kidney donations.

 House : How many of them are also in the process of pauperizing themselves'?

 Wilson : If the guy threw himself on a grenade, he'd be a hero.

 House : You do. Yesterday when you made the exact opposite argument.

 Leonard entering : Hey, I just ran into Penny. She seemed upset about something.

- What happened to your egg research? - Oh, that was a dead end.

 Sheldon : Scrambled eggs are as good as they're ever going to be.

I read an article about scientists who inserted DNA from luminous jellyfish...

 Sheldon : ...into other animals, and I thought, "Hey, fish nightlights."

Are you sure you don't wanna just apologize to Gablehauser and get your job back?

 Beckett : You can start by telling us when you last flew your plane.

 Dunne : I was at the Harlem Youth Center handing out gifts to kids.

 Dunne : See, Edmund took one of my best gigs. It was a print ad for Cartier.

when I first met Edmund five years ago, he was at a low point in life.

 Beckett : When Edmund was killed, he was wearing his Santa suit.

 Dunne : I just think he became a Santa to turn his life around.

 Joey : That Everest thing is only available through mail order.

 Sheldon : So we are currently in the presence of Leonard Nimoy's DNA.

 Sheldon : but anything that you wipe your mouth on gets thrown away.

 Sheldon : You could have set Newton's gravitational constant to one.

 Zack : It sounds easy, but there's a lot of science that goes into designing them.

 Sheldon : ...when Albert Einstein established the theoretic foundation for the laser...

 Sheldon : ...his fondest hope was that the resultant device be "bitchen."

 Leonard : ...and let the light bounce back into this photomultiplier.

 Ryan : This is the security cam footage from outside the bodega.

 Esposito : And based on the time stamp, this is when the PA dropped Charlie off.

 Mccord : So basically, your people did exactly what I told them not to do.

 Gates : that the CIA's agenda was more important than solving a murder.

 Gates : This is not my first rodeo dealing with the folks down in D.C.

 Gates : He may not have had a grieving mother or a wife waiting for him,

 Mccord : Regardless, I can't let you take a run at Svetlana Renkov.

 Beckett : Look, the whole reason the CIA is shutting this case down

 Beckett : But Anton's niece following Charlie seems to contradict that.

 Castle : Jake. That's the same identity he gave to Holly Franklin the next day.

 Pablo : She's a married chick. We stay away from married chicks.

 Castle : So you think he went to this bar for th is particular woman?

 Pablo : Tells her he knows this girl who's cheating on his friend,

 Max : But she's still giving him the Heisman, so he tries a Butter Job.

Is it just me, or did "subletting my peephole" sound kind of dirty?

That way if one of them's missing, she can be like, "Where's number 27?"

 Masters : But whatever it is, it obviously moved into his brain.

 Masters : I'd say that usually indicates neurological involvement.

 House : Swollen joints, high white count, fever, conjunctivitis.

 Izzie : - I brought his toys. - Here's his food and his water dish.

 Addison : It's just a dog. It doesn't mean anything. He'll be fine.

 House : Anybody watch any X-Files that inspired an explanation?

 House : That much sun, he'd be dying with a healthy bronze glow.

 House : Not unless the kid's been eating barrels of celery or living in Indonesia or both.

 Foreman : We could search his home for toxins, fungals, and radiation.

 Chase : we don't conduct a search to see which classmate he got it from, we cure it.

We know he's got this inside him. Let's get a scalpel and cut it out.

 Cameron : Where do we cut? Chances are it's not just in his heart.

 House : Myocytes contract, we could see that these weren't working.

 Foreman : I don't know how the hell we're gonna find it anywhere else.

What if we take the heart cells with the bad DNA and we tag them?

 Cameron : The bad DNA creates a unique protein on the surface of the affected cells.

 Cameron : We create an antibody that recognizes only that protein.

 Cameron : We flush it throughout his system and the similar cells light up like...

We did say we'd stop by this little thing Joey's roommate is having.

It's like the first Thanksgiving when the Indians and Pilgrims sat down.

 Brad : It's the first time I was going to see my college friends

This guy's no Terry Schiavo, his brain's all there, he moves around,

 House : about a pill that would temporarily revive someone in a vegetative state.

 Cuddy : Even if you woke him, it would only be for a few hours.

 House : I'm risking getting sued, that's the only objection here.

Well, good news for Legal, the only family he's got is upstairs dying.

 Phoebe : If you had figured this out sooner, and I had been around...

 Phoebe : I don't think either answer would make me feel better. Here.

 Leonard : Yep. I see nothing in this box but a wasted childhood.

 Howard : We have this completely ordinary cylinder if you'd like to examine it.

 Raj : Ordinary, yet I sense it is dripping with magical potential.

 Sheldon : A man pops out for a moment to evacuate his bowels...

 Sheldon : ...and catch up on the adventures of the Caped Crusader only to emerge...

 Sheldon : ...and discover his apartment has been transformed into a cabaret.

I'm telling you, there's a seat on the Hogwart's Express with your name on it.

 Sheldon : This is how you're going to entertain your little cousin and his friends?

 Phoebe : Getting custody will be easy because of Rachel's drinking problem.

 Joey : I have an audition for this play, and I have to speak French...

 Beckett : Hey, did you get a confirmation on Stanford's and Rachel's alibis?

during the hour it would've taken to kill Will and get back to the museum.

 Esposito : Turns out our victim deposited 10 grand into his bank account

 Esposito : But he withdrew the same amount the morning he died.

 Beckett : Okay, you guys check with the bank first thing in the morning.

 Beckett : - Yeah, it was all flash and no damage. - And the chair?

 Beckett : I just pulled a couple of screws and let gravity do the rest.

 House : Either you were gonna genuinely confess or falsely confess'

Well, okay, you're a talented artist. You own your own business.

 Stuart : Neither of those things have ever helped me meet a woman.

 Leonard : So you're looking to ruin something for her in the funny pages?

 Cofield : But you agree that empathy is a useful quality for doctors'?

 Cofield : If you had been in that room, maybe that could have been you.

 Mrs Harris : - That's the doorman from downstairs. - Answer it.

 Castle : There's a girl in the laundry room, and she's got a knife.

 Esposito : Where's the girl? - She's inside, just sitting there.

 Castle : - So what's the plan? - To get everyone out of this alive.

 Beckett : Why don't you put the knife away, and let me help you?

 Ross : This morning you said there was nothing so big we couldn't work past it.

 Rachel : I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me.

You wanna talk about people's feelings? You should have heard how hurt...

...Professor Stern was when l told him l wouldn't be able to go to Key West!

That's what makes it so easy to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler.

 Rachel : Like if neither of them are married by 40, they marry each other.

 Taub : I told him we need to lay down some ground rules, it got a little heated.

 Rachel : You always pull your pants down and play "Wipe Out" on your butt.

...from that poor, old woman who was trying to stuff her breasts into tube socks.

The way to quit smoking is to dance naked in a field of heather...

 Beckett : Because Ryan's witnesses saw a van racing out of here at 7 : 00.

CSU determined that the briefcase is an Underwood, which is pricey,

 Beckett : Based on blood, Dr. Parish determined that our victim is a male,

 Beckett : so we're looking for missing persons reports of men in that area.

 Castle : that actually eliminates over four million women, so...

 Castle : So, an investigation without a body. That's kind of new, right?

 Castle : Yeah, but in those cases, they still know who the victim is.

 Lorraine : Will you get me a white Zinfandel and a glass of red for Janice.

 Foreman : You don't have some clever way of telling me this time?

 Foreman : And now he's got nodules on his fingers. That's blastomycosis.

 Cameron : Anticentromere antibodies would point to scleroderma.

 Foreman : Point to, not prove. And his fever's too high. We have to treat him now.

 Cameron : to waste my time trying to convince anyone. We get it.

lt's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding.

...l'm sorry. l think we should spend all of the money on the wedding.

 Damian Westlake : She had been to see Callie. We fought, God, for hours.

Yeah, she showed me an envelope and said there were papers inside

 Damian Westlake : I begged her to reconsider and she asked me to leave.

 Castle : a large manila envelope full of papers from her lawyer

 Castle : Exactly. Blanca, please tell them what happened to it.

 Blanca : A couple of minutes later, I get to the Westlakes' residence.

 Blanca : She said she wanted to make sure it went out in that day's mail.

 Castle : she knew about the plan, she knew about Bedford Hills.

 Greg : I had to get her out before Dr. Monroe found out everything.

 Greg : so I figured if I could distract her and get the hell out of her office,

 Greg : No, I swear, the way she was talking about that bracelet,

 Beckett : Is there a better angle so we can see the license plate or the driver?

 Cuddy : Lucky he had a headache, reduced trauma to the heart in transit.

 Montgomery : But the best way for us to help them is to keep working on this case.

 Montgomery : Now our murder victim had a key to this storage unit.

 Montgomery : Dig deep into Amir Alhabi. Let's get his wife and his cousin in here.

 Montgomery : and find out why Amir had contact with the head of security.

 Agent Mark Fallon : Whatever Alhabi was into, the Syrians don't want it blowing back on them.

 Agent Mark Fallon : I'm Mark Fallon, Department of Homeland Security.

they're only staying in the building for about a minute at time.

 Castle : That radiation detector of yours, does it have a scale on it?

 Agent Mark Fallon : - Where are we on his wife and cousin? She's on her way in.

 Agent Mark Fallon : Either way, odds are, that's what got him killed.

 Agent Mark Fallon : Check his phone records against the Terror Watch List.

 Phoebe : Right. My name was on there, but now it just says carrot cake.

Looks like he was tracking something or someone with the initials BHS.

 Castle : That's what I love about the subway. Down here, everyone's got a story.

 Beckett : See, that's the difference between you and me, Castle.

 Beckett : You see the subway as a place to pick up dialogue for your novels.

 Castle : Or the occasional investment banker on her way to the gym.

 Sheldon : I'm a fan of anything that tries to replace actual human contact.

 Raj : Please. You're looking at Facebook to find out how their date went.

- You're so full of it. - You're free to believe whatever you like.

 Howard : Oh, yeah. Now he's gonna miss all those great updates like : 

Here's a radical thought. Go old school. Challenge Stuart to a fight.

 Park : Interesting, or maybe you should consider not being such a baby.

 Chase walking Around The Room, Looking For Things : Treiber spends all his time here.

 Chase walking Around The Room, Looking For Things : If it's not toxic gas, or prions,

 Chase walking Around The Room, Looking For Things : then it has to be something else. He's not perfect.

 Taub : Either you're right, and your friend is just really upset,

 Taub : or you're wrong, and he's come at this calmly and rationally,

 Colleen : It doesn't matter how you stole it, what matters is why.

 House : Step one is gaining access to the journal on her laptop

 House : If porn was bad, why would there be so many nuns in it?

 House : which, by the way, she's supposed to love unconditionally.

 House : It doesn't matter. She's being unreasonable and I have to fix it.

 House : I need to know what's really important to her. I need something big.

 Beckett : So, how many people had access to the food before it was delivered?

 Castle : Did anyone else know that Mr. Felder would be here tonight?

 Beckett : This is a murder investigation. I'm gonna need your full attention.

 Sheldon : And B, when I do kid, you will know it by my use of the word "buzzinga."

 Howard : So you're saying the two of you are going to be sleeping in the same bed?

Why is a renowned scientist staying in our apartment instead of a hotel?

 Sheldon : As if one walks around with unassigned slots in one's wallet.

 Sheldon : All right, I believe I have time for one more question.

When I've seen two negative throat cultures spaced 12 hours apart.

 Sheldon : ...I am off to start a prophylactic course of antibiotics.

 Leonard : I can't believe he's friends with Elizabeth Plimpton.

 Howard : Whoa. You heard the man. Where's your throat cultures?

Yeah, if it gets her off the couch. - I'm sure she's already under enough pressure.

Not from Mummy. Everything in society tells us we have to be thin to be successful.

No. Society tells you you have to be thin to be attractive. And guess what?

That's what attractive means, that society likes looking at you.

 Cameron : I think we should be telling our kids it's fine as long as they're healthy. Right.

 Foreman : Forget it. He's just cranky because he knows he's the one who's gonna get the ax.

 House : I'm thinking I can convince Vogler it would be more cost-efficient to keep all of them. Yeah, you should be able to pull that off.

It will be more cost-efficient once I grab Cameron's ass, call Foreman a spade, and Chase...

 Wilson : You are uniquely talented in many areas, but office politics is not one of them.

 Cameron : Just a little bit longer, and you'll be done. - Like Dr. Chase.

 Priya : I'm just saying, how would you feel if I was hanging out

 Priya : then I have to wonder if maybe you're not ready to move on.

All I had to do was let him package the drugs at my factory in Hong Kong.

 Beckett : Jack threatened to give him to the feds unless he quit.

 Castle : The punishment for dealing drugs in their neighborhood is death.

 Beckett : But when he tracked down this dealer, for some reason,

- This is a very old building. - Sixty years. Used to be a watch factory.

 Sheldon : Don't you worry about the residual radium from the luminous dials?

 Raj : - If you're not comfortable staying here... - I'm kidding. I packed it.

It was a joke. Yeah, I was subverting the conversational expectations.

- Is that woman Aishwarya Rai? - Yes. Isn't she an amazing actress?

 Richard : The police are asking us questions. Search and Rescue can't track it.

 Addison : To be in that condition and have no one who knows you even know.

 Rachel : Those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything.

 Chandler : It's his first time out, so he'll do touristy things.

 Taub : that'll come up on a scan. Chasing each one will take time we don't have.

 House : You told me you saw your brother once, after he disappeared.

 Wilson : Then one day, I'm just sitting at this deli having a sandwich,

 House : That's why you were so eager, when I told you there was a job in Princeton.

They've already texted me to say they're doing something stupid.

Rachel couldn't have eaten a dime, because there was no extra dime.

 House : Was obviously just a pocket of air like I said all along.

 Beckett : Yeah, Mr. Russo, we'd like to revisit the night that he disappeared.

 Beckett : you took over the Bianchi crime family, isn't that true?

 Marie Russo : Oh, yeah, crumbs the family threw you when they shoved you out the door.

 Frank : Vince didn't brush his teeth without talking to Harold.

 Boyle : If you ask me, Frank's just pointing at something shiny

 Beckett : Yeah, well, that's very possible, but who is Harold Leone?

 Castle : Guess it's not too often you get a murder caught on tape, huh?

 Beckett : Otherwise, they'd all be facing a manslaughter charge.

 Castle : Yeah. That was pretty smart when you think about it, wasn't it?

 Castle : I'm just saying, it's pretty lucky they filmed their little game that night.

 Castle : I get filming it the first few times. It's exciting. But the 10th?

 Beckett : - Donny got shot. - So the only reason to film it is...

 Mrs Cooper : Are you ready to discuss this calmly, like adults?

 Sheldon : I think what most upsets me about it, Mother, is the hypocrisy.

 Sheldon : all the religious rules you've been espousing your whole life?

 Sheldon : But I don't want to stand in the way of your happiness.

 Castle : They come here looking for a new start, and this is what they get?

 Beckett : I'm a homicide detective. I'm looking for information on Jamal Buonsi.

Then you want to tell me why his cell phone is billed to this address?

 Phoebe : I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you.

Didn't you ever run so fast you thought your legs would fall off...

Like when you were running towards the swings or running away from Satan?

 Castle : Maybe he found her down in Tampa, shipped her up here,

I mean, to a streetwalker, that'd seem like the greatest gig ever.

 Castle : All she'd have to do is let him remake her into Lanie.

 Esposito : No, none of them remember seeing any guys coming to see her.

 Beckett : You know, there might be another way for us to trace this guy.

 Ryan : There might be another reason her sugar daddy's laying low.

 Ryan : strangled with metal fishing line and their bodies staged.

 Ryan : One in Miami, one in Fort Lauderdale. Both unsolved, no suspects.

 Castle : Well, our victim's from Florida. Maybe he knew her from there.

 Beckett : Order the homicide files. Check 'em against our case.

 Beckett : In the meantime, canvass the stores and the salons Pam went to.

 Beckett : Two similar murders in Florida. Our victim also from Florida.

 Beckett : But then there's this whole Lanie and her look-alike angle.

 Castle : Well, I, for one, am very interested in what Dr. Nieman has to say.

RYAN : In the meantime, Lanie wants to give her statement to Esposito.

 Ellis : I need the results of the barium esophagram or the EGD.

 Ellis : And you have neither. OK, no worries. I'll be here when you get back.

 Richard : So today you're her intern. Well, that's better than being her husband.

 Ellis : Richard, good to see you. I need those labs immediately.

 Richard softly : O'Malley, Alzheimer's causes her reality to shift depending on situation or mood.

 Richard softly : That's why I'm depending on you to keep a special eye on her.

It's not in your chart. You're supposed to tell us all the meds you're on.

 Izzie : - She's right. You shouldn't be here. - She took unauthorized medication.

 Kalpana : I'm on the pill and I had grapefruit juice this morning.

 Kalpana : Since the juice inhibits enzymes involved in the metabolism of OCPs,

- I can't believe they're selling it. - And they didn't tell us.

 Ross : Hello, Dad? Monica and I just saw the house in the paper.

 Leonard : Is there a switch on the back of his neck we don't know about?

 Penny : What I'm saying is you could add a clause to the contract

 Sorenson : - You can't be serious. - He's been with me on cases before.

 Beckett : Okay, so this is usually the part where I ask if you've thought this through,

 Beckett : and then I remembered you don't think things through.

 Penny : Look at me, okay? I took a temp job as a waitress forever ago,

 Penny : and I'm still doing it. I can't quit, because guess what?

 Penny : And I finally get my big break, and it goes away! I'm such a mess.

 Penny : No, it's not, okay? I've been out here for, like, ten years!

 Elizabeth : -Professor Geller. -Yes, Professor Friesenstinlender.

You don't understand. Elizabeth was about to ask me to go on a trip with her.

 Ross : -What do I tell her? -Tell her the truth, tell her you're not ready.

 Ross : -What if she gets upset? -Then you distract her with a Barbie doll.

 Sheldon : And if they have any of those tiny bottles of shampoo?

 Sheldon : I feel uncomfortable engaging in a public display of affection

I promise, I will straighten this out with him tomorrow, in person.

I don't care about your dad. I care about Mona. She was there and she's freaked out!

"We were on a break!" "No, we weren't!" What happened to you two?

 Alexis : Dad, look, I can't, okay? I have a big decision to make.

 Alexis : I made a list of all the classes and the extracurriculars

 Alexis : I'd come home all the time. I want to challenge myself.

 Alexis : I think it's time to holster the laser guns and be adults.

 Castle : Because, like the Ark of the Covenant, it is a source of ultimate power.

 Beckett : Castle, these monks took vows of poverty, chastity and obedience.

 Beckett : So this must be where Wade said he found Susannah kneeling.

 Beckett : Castle, look, there's something carved in that base stone.

 Castle : That's the symbol she drew on her hand. So these other clues...

 Beckett : Must lead to other places where the symbols are hidden.

Listen to this, "For gods and men alike doth lame Hephaestus strike."

 Castle : It was a field trip, third grade, but that's got to be it.

 Foreman : To stay here and sit with him and watch the fight on pay-per-view

 Rachel : and I'm not gonna do something like this without your support.

 Taub : So, you guys are trying to manipulate me by playing good cop/good cop?

 Monroe's Wife : Is there some problem with the prescription you gave me'?

 Monroe : I'm faint, I've been gaining more weight. I think I need a bigger dose.

 Beckett : I took a look at calls made to the Triple Killer tip line

 Beckett : who so creeped her out that she got off a floor early

 Castle : Yeah, but cable guy and creepy, that's a job requirement.

 Castle : And working for a cable company, Linda Russo would know that.

 Beckett : Which is why I took a look at Linda Russo's phone records

 Beckett : When she got off a floor early, he knew that she made him,

 Castle : He knew there was no way she'd let him into her apartment.

 Beckett : Linda Russo saw his face and he came back four years later,

 Robin : It's like, every word out of her mouth makes you want to be like,

 Honey : My landlord, he even installed a security camera in my shower.

 Honey : Maybe I should feel weird about giving a stranger my Social Security number,

 Honey : Behind the KFC where the executive producer works on the weekends.

You just wanna wrap her up in a blanket and give her a cup of tea.

 Taub : Polyserositis damages the protective covering around tissue and organs.

 Taub : The indomethacin is simply an anti-inflammatory, but it should fix it.

 Eddie : And you're on that balcony, and you are watching the Mardi Gras.

 Beckett : Notes she took while she was listening in on the bug, right here.

 Beckett : Those weren't lines on the map, those were gravestones...

 Ryan : You know, if this were a horror movie, we'd be the first ones killed,

 Esposito : Yeah, except we are not a couple of top-heavy coeds out looking for fun.

 Esposito : with enough firepower to take out a horde of undead.

 Beckett : You're not a cop killer, Brooke. I know you didn't mean to kill Deon.

 Beckett : He just surprised you when you were looking for that map.

After 10 years of putting up with his foot fetish and his snoring,

 Monica : Because there are so many terrible sights in this world.

 Chandler : Like war. Or that thing in Joey's refrigerator. Remember?

 Ross : - Please tell me those are clip-ons! - Oh, they're reaI.

Okay? You are so irresponsible! I am never letting you babysit again!

 Amber : If it's any consolation, I think your motives are more interesting.

 Beckett : Assault, attempted murder, extortion, possession with intent,

 Ryan : Back in the day, Simmons used to run the drug trade in Washington Heights.

 Beckett : they put together this campaign called Take Back The Neighborhood.

 Beckett : Until Raglan threatens to reveal his role in the conspiracy,

 Vulcan Simmons : wrestling some pimply kid in the back of his daddy's wagon,

 Beckett : What was your association with Detective John Raglan?

 Penny : Look, guys, for the future, I don't mind killing the big spiders...

 Sheldon : Penny, please. We're facing a far more serious problem than stray arachnids.

 Sheldon : You hear stories about this sort of thing. You never think it will happen to you.

 Howard : All right, Penny. Let me take this opportunity to point out...

 Hanes : A scandal involving a very prominent, very powerful New Yorker.

 Hanes : She said it would rock the city to its very foundations.

It's the Reading Train Foundation. I went to their gala last year.

 Ross : I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.

 Monica : -You worked in a mine? -No, I worked at a Dairy Queen. Why?

- I'm just really relieved that this whole... - You put these on my desk.

 Rachel : ...crawled across the floor, then jumped onto my desk?

 Castle : Yeah, and unfortunately you just got caught in the middle.

 Beckett : Yeah, but whatever it was, it's over now. You're all free to go.

 Castle : all because they turned to the wrong person for answers.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, sometimes it's hard to know who the right person is.

 Castle : True, but I figured it out and you didn't even have to drug me.

 Beckett : How do you know what I do to you when you're sleeping?

 Esposito : It's pretty rocky around here. There's no footprints.

 Beckett : If no one's been in or out, then that murder weapon is still inside here.

 Mikhail : but if I had gone through it, the alarm would have sounded.

right into the pleasure center of my brain to think that I had cancer!

 Phoebe : Don't be so hard on yourself. If I was still in love with some

Not because I'm in love with him. I like Ross as much as anyone.

 Rachel : Clearly, I have feelings for him, but they don't mean love.

 Leonard : ...most people don't sort their breakfast cereal numerically by fiber content.

 Sheldon : Excuse me, but I think we've both found that helpful at times.

 Sheldon : This is not anyone's home. This is a swirling vortex of entropy.

 Leonard : When the transvestite lived here, you didn't care how he kept the place.

 Sheldon : ...it was left to right, evening gowns, cocktail dresses and his police uniforms.

- What were you doing in his closet? - I helped him run some cable for a webcam.

 Leonard : And in the corner, chained to the wall, you see a bloodied and beaten Santa Claus.

 Stuart : I take out my skeleton key and run to Santa to unchain him.

 Sheldon : But first I cast a spell of paralysis on Stuart and Howard.

 Sheldon : I believe the last time we spoke was in the Baybrook Mall in Galveston, Texas...

 Sheldon : My mother dragged me there and plopped me down on your lap...

 Sheldon : I told you my Pop-Pop, because that was the year my grandfather died.

 Sal : but he got squeezed out by Junior when the Old Man bit it.

 Sal : Hey, if they got to the surgeon, it's only a matter of time before they get to him.

You told me that certain mob hitmen have signature styles or weapons.

 Castle : this killer used a plastic bag with duct tape to suffocate his victim.

 Sal : Probably not. I bet you I know somebody else who might know.

 Ryan : we'll just bang our heads against a brick wall. You know, just for fun.

 Esposito : the usual rules, like motive and relationship to victim, don't apply.

 Miranda : He would call me the morning of the lottery and tell me which one.

 Miranda : He told me to pick the third briefcase from the left.

 Miranda : And that if his numbers didn't come up that I would be sorry.

 Beckett : Did you hear anything else? Anything in the background?

 Miranda : They were going to hold Paul and Benny another couple of days

 Captain Victoria Gates : Whatever happened that night with his captors,

 Beckett : was sold in the city just hours after Cameron's body was found.

 Beckett : They might not know we made the connection to the lottery.

 Castle : After all, Miranda did as she was asked. So they may still come forward.

 Gates : What if they decide that it's too risky? What if they discover that we know?

 House : I don't suppose you know what's on my patient's PET scan.

 House : Chase, if you know what's on the PET scan, call me back.

 Castle : especially after that kiss, we need to work together on this.

 Castle : I'll search his house for proof that he's the Phantom.

 Castle : I'm sorry. Repeat everything you said after "not enough."

 Esposito : Based on financials, there's no indication where Austin was.

Well, first of all, he apparently speaks a language no one else speaks,

 Cuddy : If he has a credit card and a condom, he can get anything he wants.

 Chase : Maybe Foreman's right about us, too. Maybe we should just stop all this.

 Chase : We had sex in a patient's bedroom. A bedroom we were examining for toxins.

Then when our residency's over we can both get jobs at the same hospital.

 Richard : Why don't you get her meds ready for discharge, nurse? Thank you.

If we wait till residency's over, you'll be at one hospital, I'll be in another.

 Ellis : We could end up at opposite ends of the country. It'll be too late.

 Meredith : Let me make it easy. I'm not going to be that woman.

 Meredith : The one who breaks up a marriage or begs you to want me.

 Meredith : Either way, when it comes to this relationship, I'm out.

 Meredith : Now, where's this patient I'm supposed to be helping you with?

I've had little chest pains before and it turned out to be nothing.

 Anna : I thought it would go away, but then last night, my legs went numb.

What if this People magazine thing is the best Raj is going to achieve?

Now, when we go in there, let's show Raj that we're happy for him.

 Howard : I could be grinding on the fact that without my stabilizing telescope mount...

 Howard : ...he never would have found that stupid little clump of cosmic schmutz.

Come on, I wanna stop at Walgreens and pick up some more eyeliner.

 Esposito : She's 27, she's been an El Al flight attendant for three years,

 Ryan : Intel agencies used to use flight attendants as spies, didn't they?

 Beckett : Well, then maybe you can explain your relationship with Michael Bailey?

 Alex : - What's wrong with you? - Derek kept me up all night ranting.

 Cristina : I'm fine. I'm just not going to be the first one talking.

demise of my career, being forced to deposit an 8 million dollar check

I'm going to need help with that, so one of you better pull it together!

You people are on your own today. I've got important things to do.

 Chandler : That sounds more fun than the thing we were gonna do in Vermont!

 Chandler : I bought you! How did I forget that that's all you do?

 Voice : Dave Roeger, here, at NASA. We need to talk about your upcoming mission.

 Howard : That's going all the way down with no one holding me, heh.

 Howard Picks up receiver : You're kidding. So, what does that mean?

 Howard Picks up receiver : This was my dream ever since I was a little kid.

 Howard Picks up receiver : In my late 50s with a heart full of pastrami.

-I thought it'd be a closed casket. -lt doesn't mean she can't look nice.

 Broda : If we shove her full of antibiotics plus the antivirals,

 Masters : Small patches of black dead tissue will prove I'm right.

 Masters : Eschars appear with rickettsialpox but not with smallpox.

 Chase gestures To Two Men Carrying Cans And Entering The Room : Have them check.

 Masters : Bleaching the body will destroy all evidence of rickettsialpox.

 Masters turning To The Room : House, you have to examine the body.

 Woman : - I'll make sure the police get it. - It's really important.

 Izzie : We only have a few hours before we have to declare him,

Oh, I can't. I got two dinner dates tonight, so I gotta get ready.

I just think I'd feel really self-conscious. Like I was on display or something.

You know, I don't need people to have fun. I'm fun. I'm a fun girl.

 Cuddy : Steroids helped until the patient started bleeding from the ears and mouth.

 House : Just because you call Bill a dog, doesn't mean that he is

 GEORGE : Georgie doesn't work here in this hospital! My name is Dr. O'Malley!

 MRS. O'MALLEY : - He's having a heart attack. - Why don't you pump his chest?

- They always use the paddles! - He's not having a heart attack. Dad?

Pull verapamil. Five milligrams. Dad! Dad! Stop fighting the mask!

- You should've paged Hahn. - I paged anyone from cardiothoracics!

 Sheldon : Initial here to acknowledge that you've returned your key.

 House : You think she'll be less upset if you phrase it nicely?

 Chase : as soon as we diagnose a person who weighs about one pound.

 Chase : Can't touch it, can't ask where it hurts, can't see it.

 House : If only there existed giant machines that could look through human skin.

 House : Heart's easiest to see, easiest to fix. So let's start there.

 House : When you did Mom's MRI, did you get a look at the fetus's heart?

 Chase : It was in the range but blurry. The fetus was moving all over the place.

 House : because he didn't want to lose his all-access pass to her love rug.

 House : If by "sleeping together" you mean having sex in the janitor's closet.

 House : Do you have one of those camera phones? 'Cause I got a MySpace account.

 Joey : I couldn't. He was saying all these really nice things about me.

 Joey : I didn't want him to get mad and take them back. I'm gonna edge out Chandler!

You know, I'm just gonna take off and break up with her over the phone.

 Phoebe : You can't do that. Oh, come on, Mike, strap on a pair.

 Joey : She wants to slather my body with stuff and lick it off.

 Cameron : I know the timing isn't great with a wedding coming up.

 Velez : When you first offered Dr. House the chance to check into drug rehab,

 Tritter : I warned him that he could end up in prison and lose his medical license.

 Cameron : The memories were false. We fried his brain for nothing.

 Chase : His blood's normal and his heart's pumping it up to the brain.

 Phoebe : Did you ever feed him a poison capsule that made him bleed from the eyes?

Joey, we want you to tell stories, but romantic stories, nice stories.

 Joey : So how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room...

...then you're in the bathtub and she's feeding you strawberries?

 Joey : What kind of profit is that? And you call yourself an accountant?

 Chandler : Yes, if the presents are hidden south for the winter.

 Phoebe : Or we could just follow your clever jokes. Any ideas? Didn't think so.

 Ross : You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israel's finest!

 Rachel : I know, it's huge, and it's scary and it's really far away from you guys.

 Rachel : ...and they said they'll do whatever we need to make us feel comfortable.

 Rachel : I mean, I'll fly back and forth, they'll fly you out. Anything we want.

 Chandler : My boss said I might be getting a new lamp in my cubicle.

 Ross : - All right. We'll work it out. - Oh, thank you. Thank you.

No, heh, I'm an American hero, your uncle brings people nuts, okay?

 Leonard : Boy, we are learning a lot here, huh? Thank you, Astronaut Howard.

Which is super fun because I get to test theories and work with lasers.

 Leonard : My mother and father are scientists, so I was kind of led in that direction.

 Leonard : To be honest with you guys, when I was your age, I wanted to be a rap star.

 Adams : Aside from the crying, he's actually recovering nicely.

 Park : I just mean no one knows the future right now, so we don't really know...

 Taub : But an MRI of his brain could reveal white matter disintegrity,

 Chase : These guys are taught in high school how to dupe the tests.

...but I pictured her getting mad the way you did, and I chickened out.

 Mason Wood : and our membership spans every continent, save Antarctica.

 Mason Wood : Now, I hate to do this, but I need to speak to Mr. Castle alone.

 Mason Wood : As you can see, we have assembled a few of our members.

 Castle : I'm afraid I'm a little confused. What exactly are we doing here?

 Mason Wood : Phillip Harris was a member of our society. His death is a tragedy.

 Mason Wood : But it is also an opportunity. For you or Miss Frost.

- I say we attack the big one. - Give me the dice. I wanna roll.

 Penny : Yeah, well, I'm supposed to be in Vegas throwing up on a shrimp buffet, give it.

Fifteen's the point. The point is 15. Give the little lady some room. Here it is. Coming out.

 Sheldon : Oh, even better than money. You gained experience points.

 Amy : we wouldn't have had to put up with all this jibber-jabber.

 Zack : There's no one around, so naturally, I'm free-balling it.

 Ted from 2030 : The next morning, as the sun rose over manhattan,

 Ted from 2030 : Your uncle marshall headed over to brad's apartment

 Surgeon : The neural net will show us how fast her neurons are firing.

 Lucas : If there's something in the way, say brain that's not brain,

 Lucas : You think all this is amazingly cool and you have no one else,

You know, so you could be, like, "Wash my car." "Clean my room."

It won't be able to do any of those things, but it'll understand what you're saying.

Wow. Would it be able to recognize my voice if I talked like this?

When I was in junior high, I went through a period where I thought I was a witch.

He said, "Okay, you're not a witch. You're just an average student."

So... I mean, you just, you seem like a really nice guy. You know, and just...

 Eddie : And when I get hit by a car and show up in your morgue,

 Thirteen : There's a difference when he has 20 years to live instead of two days.

 Taub : Are you okay with that, or would you rather he take the treatment?

 ADDISON : I don't want you here, Mark. I think I've made that abundantly clear.

 ADDISON : So, if you insist on staying, just... know that we're co-workers

 MR. DUQUETTE his voicemail : Hello, you've reached the Duquettes.

 DENNY : I'm calling from Seattle Grace Hospital where the... the beautiful, talented

Well, she's just given me a brand-new heart and promised to marry me.

 House : that you would be happier if you learned when it's okay to give in.

 Thirteen : You just suggested that I give in so that I could be happy.

 Thirteen : And, yes, I'm including what you're thinking of now.

 House : Ergo, the patient was in a car accident two years ago last October.

 House : Better than a wallet. Serial numbers in case of recall, tied to a patient's name.

 Foreman : That's why you insisted on the M.R.I... so you could remove the surgical pin from her arm?

You didn't think I was gonna do it to save your sorry ass, did you?

Her name is Victoria Matsen, or at least that's the one she used then.

Any hospital with a record of treating her should be sending that information.

 Foreman : Her blood work came back an hour ago. Magnesium was normal.

Did you change her banana bag? Stopped the magnesium, started iron dextran for severe anemia.

- Sats are down in the 80s and dropping. - We have about another minute.

 Leonard : -Do you think Penny's mad at me? -Because you're in the right lane

behind a bus and won't go around it? I'm sure she finds it charming.

 Bernadette : It's probably because I grew up with five brothers and sisters

 Bernadette : Oh, my God, you did not just slow down for a bird!

 Castle : of Driving Heat, my latest novel, due to come out the following day...

 Joanna : Oh, I just adore your books. I mean, Nikki Heat is like my role model.

 Castle : - Nice to meet you. - Lloyd, and their lovely daughter, Annie.

 Joanna : Now, I'm sure you recognize Sadie from her Iraq war news reports.

 Castle : Thank you so much for being here. Thank you for having me.

 Castle : Sorry about the small poster. I ran out of the big ones.

 Castle voiceover : After the reading, I needed to use the restroom...

 Castle voiceover : That's when I saw the defendant kill Sadie Beakman.

 Weller : the defendant, Nina O'Keefe, as the woman in question.

Worse comes to worst, we can always reconsider the first one we met with.

 Izzie : - You have dirty in your eyes. - You have dirty in your eyes.

 Izzie smiles : I'm not doing dirty with you. It was a one-time lapse in judgment.

 Izzie smiles : as fun as it was, it's not going to happen again.

 Meredith : Chuck Eaton, 54, has stage 3B non-small-cell lung cancer

 Meredith : with possible invasion of the pleura and a history of COPD.

 Meredith : He's had extensive chemo-radiotherapy with minimal regression of the tumor.

He explained that I have a 25 percent chance of surviving the surgery.

 Burke : If you should elect not to proceed, we can make you more comfortable.

there's no way that you can make a man dying a slow death comfortable.

 Mr. Weathers : decided to have an all-night game in Brandon Broome's basement.

 House : Your son isn't wearing glasses in any of these pictures.

 Robin : Look, ted, I don't know where I'm going to be in five years.

 George : Dr. Burke, do you want the histologic grade and staging

 Bailey : she did everything she could, but there was too much damage.

 Waiter : Excuse me, these are from the two gentlemen at the end of the bar.

Oh, actually, l can't have another one on account of my breast milk.

Hey, Rach, maybe there's a less disgusting way to decline a drink.

 Phoebe : Should we send them something back? Let's send them mashed potatoes!

 Ted : I mean, we broke up and we still hang out... it's not weird.

 [The apartment -Barney/robin- They smoke a cigar and watch a catch game on tv]Together : Oh...

 Sheldon : But to be fair, the twins were a real handful that day.

 Hayley : Started a freelance security company here in New York.

 Castle : There's no cars here. It doesn't look like anybody is...

 Raj : No, no, no. I think it just means it's the kind of sauce that mobsters like.

 Leonard : -You know what? Let's just get a pizza. -Good idea. We'll go to Corleone's.

 Sheldon : ...the mobster sauce couldn't possibly contain chunks of mobster.

 Leonard : What if they were mobsters who slept with the fishes?

 Sheldon : Leonard, are we having a serious conversation or not?

 Rachel : You must be getting better at this flirting stuff than I thought.

Because the other day I saw there was a stock with my initials, MEG, on it.

 Ross : Dad says he knows someone you can call for an interview.

 Phoebe : ...I keep getting signs telling me to go see my father.

 Phoebe : Like when I was walking over here and I passed a buffet.

 Phoebe : ...when I tried to meet him. So coincidences? I don't think so.

 Zoey : thoughtful guy who'd never even think of stealing someone, you stole me.

 Zoey : It'll be years before we know who's the good guy, who's the bad guy.

 Zoey : sometimes things need to fall apart to make way for better things.

 Montgomery : my detectives will conduct their investigation in any manner they see fit.

 Blake Wellesley : Captain, I can get the commissioner on the phone in under a minute.

 Montgomery : Well, tell him I said hi and I really could use a raise.

 Castle : Oh, Mother, come on! Accept the man's friend request, already.

 Castle : Since when have I had the power to stop you from doing anything?

 Castle : And I'm only gonna say it once. 1980s Martha was pretty great,

We got her temperature down below boiling. It could be infection.

 House : No, LP showed normal proteins and no white blood cells.

 Cameron : Maybe we did something to her. Maybe she got sick after the tests.

 Foreman : You want to risk paralysis because she's got a fever?

 House : I want to risk paralysis because I don't know what's causing the fever.

 Barney coming back in the bar : Sorry, I forgot my binocs for foxy boxing.

 Barney coming back in the bar : Whoo, looks like things just got a little foxier right here.

Uh, Matt is back row right. The Asian kid, uh, first or second row left.

 Chase : Neither is being obnoxious. Looks like you're in the clear.

So who poisoned 'em? - We're not sure yet if it was done on purpose.

Oh, yeah? You oughta see these little bastards screaming and punching each other all day long.

 Cameron : Did you happen to notice if anyone was doing any spraying near the bus route?

Oh! Yeah, there was this truck down by the pond doing something or other.

Oh! Dr. House! - Well, it took you long enough. We've been waiting here...

 House : Fine. Mrs. Adams, have you had any recent sexual activity?

 Sheldon : Penny, while I subscribe to the Many-Worlds theory...

...which posits the existence of infinite Sheldons in an infinite number...

 Sheldon : ...of universes, I assure you that none of them am I dancing.

 Sheldon : The math would suggest that in a few, I'm a clown made of candy.

 Penny : Tell you what, next French toast day, I will make you oatmeal.

 Kiara : Why are you asking about Jade? You're not one of her customers.

 Esposito : All right, some of these businessmen look a little shady.

 Esposito : Why don't you take a lap around and see if anyone looks familiar?

 Sheldon : I'm sorry, is the winner of the Physics Bowl the team that has the most fun?

 Sheldon : Well, at this point I should inform you that I intend to form my own team...

 Sheldon : ...and destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together...

 Sheldon : ...and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.

 Leonard : He just smiles and eats macaroons out of his Bat-Jar.

 Ryan : see if they can run it through their facial recognition software.

 Ryan : see if we can track where that van went after Sara tried to escape.

 Ryan : Well, Sara's roommate's coming in, maybe she has an answer.

 Esposito : She was born in Cairo, to an uber-wealthy Egyptian family.

 Beckett : And we're doing everything that we can to make that happen, Mr. El-Masri,

 Beckett : Well, so far we know that at least two people were involved.

 Rachel : You are so cute. I wish I could play, but I've gotta go to work.

 Rachel : I hope I stop talking like this before my meeting. Yes, I do.

 Monica : but 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, we don't get married.

 Beckett : It will be. But it still doesn't explain away your fingerprint.

 Lopez : So you think that one of my people played a part in this?

who showed up on the bank's security video making the withdrawal.

 Ryan : Carolyn believed that you could make it all the way to the presidency

 Castle : The thought of being cast aside was more than you could bear.

 Leonard : Look, we could keep fighting and let it ruin our night,

 Ross : ...how was dinner? - Oh, it was great. Mark is so sweet.

 Ross : Oh, yeah? Yeah, I wonder why? What could that smarmy letch possibly want?

Oh, Ross. Come on. He is happily married. His wife just had twins.

 Rachel : It's amazing. It's so much better than what I had at Ralph Lauren.

 Ross : Can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along?

 Ross : You didn't believe me. I told you everything was gonna work out.

 Ross : You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israel's finest.

 Will : -A little mean? You made my life miserable. -I had no idea. I'm sorry.

 Sheldon : If I may interject here with a piece of friendly advice.

 Sheldon : Is working on magic tricks, really how you want to spend your time?

 Sheldon : That doesn't mean you might not someday build a geegaw

that may get you a "thank you" in someone else's Nobel Prize acceptance speech.

 Sheldon : It's a childish trick, designed to confuse and intrigue simpletons.

 Howard : But surely a future Nobel Prize winner can figure it out.

 Howard : You ever notice when he thinks real hard it smells like bacon?

 Vikram : They tapped your phone. They used it to track you to me.

 Beckett : I've been shot. I need to get to a doctor. And we need to call the cavalry.

 Vikram : Look, whoever these guys are, they are hacked in everywhere.

 Beckett : Maybe you should have grabbed some breakfast this morning

 Vikram : that a pending inter-agency database search generated a result.

 Vikram : Right away I knew it was weird, because the search was two years old.

 House : When I'm drinking, without you, what am I running away from?

 House : One of those imponderables. Can we hold off on your insecurities

 House : I see a faceless crowd. How do I focus? Say something to make me focus.

 Amber : He's concerned about you. Why does that mean he's insecure?

 House : I can't even have a conversation with you in my subconscious

 Chase : Let's just ignore Wilson and Amber from now on, shall we?

That's some program they've got down there in Melbourne. Cheers.

 Izzie : And I believe that if I eat a tub of butter and no one sees me

 Izzie : And I believe that surgeons who prefer staples over stitches are just lazy.

 Izzie : And I believe that you are a man who made a terrible mistake marrying Callie.

I believe that even though you made this mistake, you will be OK.

 Phoebe : No. No, I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime...

 Bernadette : to speak, even without giving it an ounce of thought.

 Howard : We're just saying all the things we love about each other.

 Sheldon : He thought he was right, but his roommate knew better."

 Leonard : - I didn't even think of that. Thanks. You're welcome.

Let me know when you are done hogging the bandwidth for seIf-abuse.

 Sheldon still off : I'm trying to stream a movie on Netflix in here.

Oh, no. I feel like it really isn't anybody's business, you know?

 Ross : Yes, I suppose I am a dog. But see, I happen to have a girlfriend.

He's probably going to be late. We had kind of had a big emotional day.

 Callie : Just that I was named Chief Resident. Plus, we decided to have a baby.

 Rachel : Excuse me, Gavin. l have a question l need to ask you.

...and l'm going to be very, very nice to you, you mama's boy...

 House : Which means that something is screwing with his aural perception, too.

 House : Now, what happens when you add all of that to the liver disease,

 Foreman : Unless you can tell me Miles Davis couldn't play stoned...

True. But this is a photograph of Leona when she was 13 years old.

 House : So, unless those streets she's been living on are indoor streets,

 House : Both byproducts of hemochromatosis, just like Granddad used to make.

 House : SQUID exam to calculate the amount of iron in her blood,

 House : and treat her with deferoxamine. She'II be fine by lunch.

 House : 'Cause, you see, I was wrong before about the breakfast.

We've been on the road for 6 hours, and you've been asleep for 5 and a half.

...because the radio's broken and you are selfish, but you have a nice voice.

 House : What's the point in living without curiosity? Without craving the...

 Addie : So, I'm screwing up my last few hours because I won't listen to you?

 House : You can only diagnose a problem by looking at what's...

 Barney : Dude, I can't believe you cried in front of your boss.

 Marshall : There's just something about being yelled at like that,

 Marshall : And the worst thing is, tomorrow morning I have to walk

 Castle : to hang out with some womanizing rich guy against her will.

 Castle : Where are we on that waiter vest we found in the alley?

 Ryan : No fibers, and they couldn't pull any prints off the buttons.

No. Have them do it again. Whoever wore that vest is our killer.

 Esposito : - What do you mean you're on it? - Where are you going?

 Beckett : The best way for me to keep you alive is to get out there

 Eric : You underestimate yourself, Detective. I'm quite sure you can do both.

 Eric : You're the youngest woman in the history of the NYPD to make Detective.

 Eric : You have the highest closure rate of anyone in the department.

 Eric : And earlier this year, you bucked every protocol to save a Senator's life.

 Lillian : and then we've been roommates for the past two years.

 Lillian : And then out the door to get Matilda's coffee and cranberry scone

 Lillian : No. I'm a buyer at Saks, so I don't get home till late.

 Lillian : She hoped working at Modern Fashion would open doors for her.

 Ryan : I'd like to have an officer come by and take your statement.

 Esposito : If you can remember anything else, please give me a call. Okay?

 Beckett : The big leagues for anyone who wants to work in fashion.

 Wilson he Is Trying Hard Not To Laugh : You've got to be kidding me. You drug...

 Masters she Sits Down In Front Of Him : It's hard when you feel like you've been replaced.

 Masters she Sits Down In Front Of Him : We got a new puppy once,

 Masters she Sits Down In Front Of Him : and our old cocker spaniel just moped for weeks.

 Taub : No, you're talking about puppies, and I'm not listening.

 Ted 2030 : The longest pause you will ever experience in your life

Your brain goes into overdrive, imagining every possible response.

 Stella : Mark Johnson, the quarterback from your high-school football team,

she may answer with the single greatest word in the English language.

 Phoebe : Chandler, thank God you're alive. Monica, can I talk to you outside?

 Monica : - I have nothing to say to you. - My flat is twice this size.

 Bernadette : If your mom's nose holds up, we get two nights together?

 Chase : it could cause a catecholamine surge and ventricular fibrillation.

 Taub : where it says his EKG's within normal limits. It's not his heart.

 House : Okay. Chase and Park, start IV antibiotics for pneumonia.

 Chase : it is possible for the fear alone to affect heart function.

 Lida : I'm an engineer. I know illnesses aren't caused by evil spirits.

Uh, he says he's having trouble dropping those Iast five pounds.

 Mrs Cooper : Huh. I might have gone with the talking-to-girls thing.

 Sheldon : The kind of mind that comes along once, maybe twice in a generation.

 House : she wouldn't be standing in line waiting for you to order up more drugs.

 House : taking crazy risks, or taking advice on crazy risks from a crazed risk-taker.

 House : Her kidneys are shutting down because of the meds you made her take.

 House : If you want to talk to me' you can buy me a sandwich in an hour.

 House : Heard enough. Just never could figure out the "breathe air" part.

 House : A lot less likely to contain tartrazine-laced green food dyes

Once you break the seal, should be out of your system in 48 hours.

 House : What are my choices here? If I tell you I'm fine, you won't believe me.

 Wilson : Depending on the results, we'll customize a treatment plan.

and we need to setup a time to talk about it, you'll just assume I'm lying.

 Wilson : Why is it that you can find the smallest thing wrong with anyone else,

 Castle : Why would you abandon all your plans? You've been cleared of all charges.

 Alexis : You know, for someone who kills off all his characters,

 Weldon : you have a strange stubborn streak of optimism in you.

 Castle : There's gotta be something we can do. You're innocent.

 Weldon : I wouldn't play ball, so they took me out of the game.

 Castle : Someone tried to destroy this city's mayor and I want to know who.

 Mysterious Man : And then who'd keep Beckett from looking into things she shouldn't?

 Mysterious Man : There are times when a well-placed pawn is more powerful than a king.

 Leonard : It was like my mind and my body were totally connected,

 Sheldon : As you know, Amy and I have been together a long time,

 Amy : we decided that the time was right to take a step forward.

 Chase : No, the monster trucks. House asking you, that's... that's funny.

 Cameron : I was the first person he ran into. He just asked me.

 Sharon : If the patient decides to go the dialysis route, we've got some product you should check out.

 Chase : Courtesy of the generous Sharon and the good folks at Castine Pharmaceuticals.

 Sharon : I was just telling the guys about the Bermuda conference in April.

 Cameron : Three days of sun and scuba, and one hour of lecture.

 Bailey : And when you don't know, then no one can fault you for it.

 Denny : - You're stalking me. You're a stalker. - Well, can you blame me?

 Greg House : Foreman accused me of playing games with patient care.

 Amber Volakis : I haven't run my test yet. It still might be a lung issue.

 "thirteen" : You can't run your test. The patient had massive smoke inhalation.

 "thirteen" : You want an invasive surgery because you screwed up?

 Eric Foreman : It's a moving target. House keeps moving it, so I can't find it.

 Eric Foreman : Taub is in there prepping the patient for a biopsy.

 CHRISTINA : but I would really appreciate it if you'd let me try my whip stitch.

Yeah, because you're in a great position to give relationship advice.

He's a great guy and he loves you a lot. You are a very lucky lady.

 Phoebe : Freaking out about commitment is the one thing you can do...

 Marilyn : I couldn't let her drive a wedge between us. I couldn't.

 Beckett : You're under arrest for the murder of Claire Samuels.

 Marilyn : I did this for you, Mandy. Everything I did, I did for you.

 Mandy : Just when I thought life couldn't get any more messed up, right?

 Mandy : And the train wreck continues. The press is gonna love this.

I will, yeah. She was here, actually. I don't know where she went.

 Howard : how to make cocktails like this together, so I taught myself

 Bernadette : Is this about the space probe he's working on without you?

 Ross : But the swings are perfectly safe. And besides, Emma loves them.

- You should come, and you'll see. - Those things go, like, 40 miles an hour.

 Rachel : ...when you just don't know if you're gonna return back to Earth.

When you see the look on Emma's face, I swear, you won't regret it.

You don't wanna be a mom who passes her irrationaI fears to her children.

I'll remember that next time you freak out about a spider in your apartment.

That's the same. I'm sure there are 30 different species of poisonous swings.

 Foreman : A systemic reaction can be triggered by the protein in semen.

 Taub : How can you convince someone you're not cheating on them?

 Cop : Ever since you flashed my badge I can't stop thinking about you.

 Cop : You're the prettiest fake undercover whore I've ever seen.

Not as impressive as you. Your record shows you've done some weird stuff.

 Howard : And as long as we're talking about betraying our friends,

 Molly noticing The Doll In The Chair : And it's all bandaged up.

 Adams embarrassed : We're starting a procedure, a little privacy...

 Rachel : - Get me Mark on the phone! - I love Mark. Do you know Mark?

 Rachel : All right. See, 038 is not the number for this store. 038 is Atlanta.

Excuse me, I'm sorry. I'll have to call you back. I've got Shemp in my office.

 Malkin : Oh, I'm sure you have an explanation, but I don't care.

 House : Wow. I didn't think you'd take my lack of board game skills so personally.

 House : Didn't a wise woman once say, and by once I mean, two hours ago,

 Cuddy : I told you I loved you. You didn't tell me you loved me back.

I'm not. I didn't want anyone to know. I haven't told Leonard yet.

- Why wouldn't you tell Leonard? - Because it's me going back to school.

 Penny : And he's gonna be all, "You can do it," and, "How can I help?"

 Sheldon : ...with a triple letter and a double word score for 72 points.

 Chase : This is what happens when it's not our patient. We don't know enough.

 House : Unless you think he's radioactive... who could show up any minute.

 Chase : The honor of working for you is not worth a felony charge.

 Gbs : I'm saying the odds of you having a straight flush are pretty low.

BECKETT : Well, you know what? I mean, I'm sure it's for the best.

He would have been lonely at my place. There's nobody to play with.

 Castle : Terribly. But I did manage to have a good time without you

 Castle : No, but I was looking after him for a while. But it made me think,

 Alexis : You said you'd be the one who'd wind up having to feed it.

 Alexis : And it was hard enough remembering to feed me every day.

 Alexis : Whoa, Dad, slow down. I'm leaving for college soon, remember?

 Alexis : This wouldn't be an enticement to come home from college more often, would it?

 Castle : Don't pretend like you're smarter than me. I taught you subtext, young lady.

 Sheldon : The instructions are very clear. Don't feed the gremlins after midnight.

 Sheldon : ...Penny has upgraded his designated term of endearment...

 Sheldon : ...distinguishing him from those she calls "sweetie"...

 Penny : -So, what are you guys doing? -Celebrating Columbus Day.

 Leonard : We're watching Goonies, Gremlins and Young Sherlock Holmes.

 Castle : We know this guy is about 60. He's a longtime New Yorker.

 Castle : And he has been that way ever since this photo was taken.

 Castle : How many of these watches could possibly have been sold in five months?

 Cass : I can't tap into the DOD database without authorization.

 Nolan : What possible relevance does this differential have to your problems?

 House : I convinced the team to cut out part of this woman's brain.

 Nolan : What upset you, what made you mad, or relieved, or joyful.

 Rachel : -We can't. We're not pharmacists. -l know we're not...

l mean, is it me or is doctors' handwriting getting harder and harder to read?

 Beckett : Yeah, you and Anita Miller are working together on this.

 Beckett : His brother says that he and Sam were at the batting cages all last night.

 Castle : What if their lives intersect, just not in such a literal sense?

 Beckett : If this is some alternate universe theory, I'm not in the mood.

 Castle : Really? Alternate universe? That's how little you think of me?

 Castle : that both Sam and Anita think that they committed the crime themselves.

When I talked to her, I got the feeling she's into some other guy.

 Chandler : When you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking...

Uh... Yeah, but, you know, I thought there might be something...

 Beckett : Most of your FBI colleagues would expect the locals to come to them.

 Agent Forrest : Most of my colleagues worry about hair products and press conferences

 Forrest : 'Cause all there were, were overtures, and I wasn't about to trade

 Forrest : reaches out to the Bureau, it's usually 'cause he crossed his bosses.

 Forrest : They're not too shy in handing out the death penalty.

 Beckett : And talking to the FBI is definitely a capital offense.

 Finn Rourke : Now I know some of you think you don't know the Angel of Death.

 Howard : Thanks for helping us sort through all my mom's stuff.

 Benjamin : ...this grant is not based on your knowledge of pretty useless trivia.

 Ross : No, don't do that. I want you to look her in the eyes and tell her the truth.

All right. It's true. I behaved horribly, but it's only because I still love you.

 Benjamin : And I would do anything to have you back in my life.

 Charlie : - I can't believe this. - I never should've broken up with you.

 Benjamin : I think about you all the time. Do you ever still think about me?

 Masters : My father was the classics chair at Columbia and my mother was his student.

 Taub : What's it mean when somebody takes their cell phone into the bathroom

 Foreman : Means they don't want you to check their calls, e-mails or texts.

 Masters : Maybe it's just a habit. I do that with my cell phone and I live alone.

 Master : Negative for toxocara, bacteroides, ascaris, everything.

 Chase : So what looks like an infection but doesn't test like one?

 Taub : Patient works for Morgan Timber Works, card's in the file.

 Taub : It's pretty rare in humans but easily treatable with antibiotics.

 House : Your mind convinced your body to get a rash, photophobia, vomit.

How do you know it wouldn't have shut down your cold, cold heart next?

 Wilson : It was a toxin. We caught it in time, and she's gonna be fine.

 Wilson : Listen, I was just wondering if you were coming back in again to visit.

 Taub : I don't remember most of the people who were at our wedding.

 Vikram : It was instigated by a former agent named Kate Beckett.

 Vikram : a just declassified electronic memo, heavily redacted.

 Vikram : between a federal official of some kind and Senator william Bracken.

 Beckett : When I started at the AG's office, I ran a keyword search,

Can we just please take a moment? Our two best friends just got married.

 House : If we find and remove that pesky adrenaline-secreting tumor,

 House : It seems that last night, you found and self-administered

 House : Your psych hold has been extended an additional 24 hours.

 Leonard : Isn't that enough time to get your blood pressure under--

 Penny : You know, my aunt changed her diet, and in a few months, she--

 Howard : Went to space? I don't think so. Now, pass the soy sauce.

 Bernadette : No, It just seems silly for us to sit in two groups.

 Esposito : He was at the Pink Palace gentlemen's club last night,

 Lanie : Still no ID and he's not in any missing persons report.

 Lanie : But the cause of death was definitely a GSW to the head.

 Lanie : Also he was healthy, muscular, his teeth were in good shape.

 Castle : He didn't intend to record something. He wanted to play an old cassette tape.

 Becket : You think that's why he broke into the law offices? To get a Hi8 tape?

If you ever tell anyone what happened to Jay, you'll be dead, too!

 Castle : Looks like, six years later, Tommy made good on that promise.

 Fulton : After all these years, Logan couldn't live with the guilt,

 Lucas : Apparently, one of her friends was pretty disturbed by the cafeteria stunt,

 Lucas : I edited that last part out and e-mailed it to Madison.

 Castle : by making witnesses believe they were watching the murder live.

 Dunan : We found these inside your lockers, hidden under a false bottom inside.

 Beckett : It's all stolen property from thefts connected to Madison Beaumont.

 Tory : The phone that texted the marshal. The phone was purchased online

 Tory : and picked up at the airport at a Flight Tech Express store

 Beckett : Yeah, she's a former Oceanic executive who got fired last year.

 Beckett : And last week, the judge ruled against her in favor of Oceanic Airlines.

 Castle : The hair, the glasses, she did not wanna be recognized.

 Sheldon : tomorrow is our quarterly Roommate Agreement meeting.

 Sheldon : Well, it sounds like the kind of thing one would bring up

 Sheldon : It's Penny's first time leading the Pledge of Allegiance.

 Jack : Now that is a bold position to take given that I shot you.

 House : You're an ass because you're trying to wrap it in the flag,

 Jack : You don't believe in rules. You do whatever you think is right.

 House : I didn't commit to honor her. I didn't commit to never lie to her.

If you'd kept your mouth shut, she'd be alive, and you wouldn't be shot.

But why can't you admit that it's maybe just a little bit yours, too?

 Jack : That maybe it's not just medical mistakes that screw things up.

 House : You either get to ask for an apology, or you get to shoot people. Not both.

 Chase : We should get back. You're supposed be chained to your bed.

 House : Could be some sort of weakness in the lining of the ocular veins.

 House : No way, Hizzy, if it was an artery, he'd still be bleeding.

 Ted : You could have been the girlfriend in canada I told everyone I had.

You're sure she's not in the cellar or some hidden room somewhere?

This must've been a way station until they moved the girls someplace else.

 Harris : It was routed across four continents. We're not optimistic.

 Castle : What is your best guess as to what this means for Alexis?

 Harris : It means getting them back may be a little more complicated.

 Bobby : I'm just upset about being in the hospital, I'm on some weird meds.

 Bobby : But they must be working, because I'm feeling a lot better now.

 Taub : Depression could be the symptom of a serious illness, CTE.

 Bobby : Yeah. My aunt sends me every article she can find on it.

 Bobby : I have enough evidence of head trauma in my file already, so...

 Duncan : My mom said you had trouble maintaining relationships with normal people.

 Castle : Well, that's a shame. This case had some real promise.

 Castle : Now we're just slapping cuffs on some disgruntled employee.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, I'm sorry it's not entertaining enough for you, Castle.

 Charlie : I said hello, he said hello. The two of us aren't real friendly.

 Charlie : And he stared right past me with this weird look on his face.

 Charlie : I elbowed it in the head and it didn't even slow down.

 Mrs Cooper : Christian Quarterly gave it their highest rating : five thorny crowns.

 Mrs Cooper : You're missing out. It's gonna be wall-to-wall fun. It's all themed.

...they fire them up in the air, and you pulverize them with a 12-gauge shotgun...

 Sheldon : Frankly, Mom, I'm encouraged to see how advanced your group has become...

 Sheldon : ...willing to sail out into the ocean without fear of falling off the edge.

Well, if I'm wishing for stuff, I actually wish I was six years younger.

 Rachel : If I only want two kids, can I keep him for another year?

 Howard : Nothing makes the ladies hotter than two skinny white guys...

 Sheldon : I came to ask if you would like to go on a date with me.

 Sheldon : Dining, dancing, perhaps you'd like to take in a prizefight.

 Sheldon : Whether or not they may be having more pumpkin lattes or intercourse tonight.

 Gates : Detective, why don't you take him down to the station and start the paperwork?

So the tactical teams have searched the whole building. No sign of him.

 Gates : When CSU finishes, fall back and put the building under surveillance.

 Gates : Every cop in this city is looking for him. He won't get far.

 Castle : when you saw those emails, it would've been real easy not to.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, things have never been easy between you and me.

 Joey : There you go! That's the spirit I'm looking for! "What can we do?"

So, Ross, you go in through the air duct and disable the alarm, okay?

We're in and out in 10 minutes and disappear into the night. Huh?

Well, I'm not gonna like it with you staring at me the whole time.

 Stella : Go to your room and I will come get you when it's over.

I mean, even I was thinking about rocking a motorboat on those bad boys.

 Barney : Sometimes I want to be someone you can have an actual conversation with.

 Barney : Now, tell me something about you that I don't know yet.

 Robin : There's a job opening at a new cable network that would be perfect for me.

 Simon : You were right. whoever's behind this isn't going to kill us.

 Castle : Okay, so that has to mean there's an antidote around here somewhere.

 Castle : Well, clearly we can't take any of these clues for granted.

 Beckett : Okay, well, she is. So you two are just not on the same page.

 Beckett : Trust me, if you hold on too tight, you'll just drive her away.

 Lanie Parish : Split right down the middl from the top of his head,

 Castle : Then you do not understand the sacred bond between a man and his unit.

 Lanie : Blood spatter indicates that the killer first lopped off the victim's hand,

BECKETT : Esposito, this looks like it might have been a ritual killing,

 Beckett : so let's get photos of all the bystanders in case the killer came back.

 Esposito : just got out of Sing Sing a year a go for sexual assault.

 Esposito : Yeah. The girl he was in the middle of assaultin a Marie Marcado.

 Marie : But that's when he started getting all super aggressive.

 Raj : Hey, we're going to Oliver's house to see his collection.

 Cuddy : when he reattached your thumb, then we'll be able to resubmit the claim.

 Cuddy : Actually I was thinking more like we'd cover half his deductible,

 Cuddy : how many years it takes to train someone in microsurgery?

 Cuddy : You can still work, you can button your own shirt, hold a fork...

 MartÃ­n : I still cannot work, I'm already under water on my house,

 Westbrook : That's why there are all those BMWs and Porsches in the parking lot.

 Cuddy : and like everyone else in this world, we don't work for free.

 Cuddy : We earn this money, and if we have to take your house to get it, we will.

 Penny : This is why I've been saying we should keep champagne on ice.

 Sheldon : After much deliberation, we've determined that a turtle

 Sheldon : And if he ever goes berserk, I know I can outrun him.

 Sheldon : Coincidentally, that's also why I chose you as a roommate.

That was 10 blocks from here, and any women won't walking alone at night.

 Rachel : This is a safe street. This is a safe building. There's nothing

 Heather : Well, so much for my theory that life doesn't suck for pretty people.

 Heather : - I'm sorry I was such a bitch to you. - Well, you're in pain.

 Callie : but there's a girl here with scoliosis from VATER syndrome.

She's had two spinal fusions and a spinal instrumentation that didn't work.

You know what this is like? It's like when my parents got divorced.

I dreamed that Ross and Rachel were still together. They never broke up.

- And nobody slept with the Xerox girl. - Oh, I had the opposite dream.

It's never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship.

"Rachel, I'm really sorry." "Okay, Ross. Wanna get back together?"

 Cameron : Kalvin? You're bleeding into the area around your heart.

 Cameron : - Once we remove it, you'll be fine. - If I die, please tell my dad...

 Foreman : Only one other thing could cause this. A tumor in his heart.

 Wilson : CT confirmed a mass in Kalvin's heart, and several smaller ones in his lungs.

 House : Masses in the heart and lungs, what kind of cancer are we looking at?

 Cameron : - It could be sarcoidosis. - His lung tissue was negative.

 Cameron : Lymphoma's a death sentence, sarcoidosis is treatable.

 Rachel : Isn't this amazing? I've never made coffee in my life.

 Rachel : If I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do.

I think it's, "If I can invade Poland, there's nothing I can't do."

If you feel like you have to make a Western omelet or something..

 Paul : Last night was like all my birthdays, both graduations..

You were afraid you were gonna get caught, so you hid in prison.

Too bad you didn't leave sooner. The cops will be here any minute.

 Jerry : Looks like Detective Ryan called the precinct just before you got here.

 Jerry : Paul McCardle was the only person in the world that he cared about.

 Castle : You taught Gates everything he needed to know to take the fall

 Castle : After that, all you had to do was pay for Paul's surgery

 House : He's a bit of a wimp, but he hangs with the tough guys.

 House : PRCA and an autoimmune disease called myasthenia gravis.

 House : including respiratory problems and difficulty swallowing.

 House : You were doing both as part of your regular freak show.

Absolutely not. We're just gonna have dinner and, you know, see how it goes.

 Bernadette : Sometimes Howard and I pretend that his arrhythmia is acting up...

 Bernadette : ...and the naughty part is I'm not in his HMO network.

 Penny : Screw it. I'm not gonna make a big deal out of this. It's just dinner.

 Bernadette : Relax. You know Leonard's always been crazy about you. It's gonna be great.

 Penny : We've finally gotten to a place where we can hang out without it being weird.

 House : Pretty sure you can't sue somebody for wrongful hiring.

 Foreman : But I'm pretty sure I can sue if you fire me for not breaking into some lady's house.

Because she's my patient. That's what you do with patients... you give them medicine.

 House : She is not an experiment. I have a legitimate theory about what's wrong with her.

Five different doctors come up with five different diagnoses based on the same evidence.

 Cuddy : And nobody knows anything, huh? Then how is it you always think you're right?

 House : I don't. I just find it hard to operate on the opposite assumption.

 Cuddy : Because I'm a doctor. Because when we make mistakes, people die.

 House : People used to have more respect for cripples, you know.

He better not come here. He can't see the bride in her wedding dress.

 Mrs. Bing : As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.

 Lily : But, baby, you just lost your dad. None of us wants to upset you.

 Marshall : If you guys really want me to get over the worst tragedy of my life,

 Shaw : So is Varick and Downing, and so are memberships in high-IQ societies,

 Avery : Collated subscription information from the profiled periodicals,

as well as member lists from high-IQ organizations within a one-mile radius

 Shaw : Most serials have some kind of indication of violent behavior.

 Avery : His address puts him half a block from Downing and Varick.

Well, why can't I think of both? I mean, I can think two things.

 Sheldon : is the second leading cause of death among train aficionados.

 Lesley : On the plus side, it was a good kiss, reasonable technique...

 Howard : Sheldon, if you were a robot and I knew and you didn't...

 Sheldon : When I learn that I'm a robot, will I be able to handle it?

 Howard : Maybe, although the history of science fiction is not on your side.

 Penny : Howard and Bernadette's kid might be born on your birthday.

 Raj : I imagined this day going-- I should be with them right now.

 Sam : was because I was trying to get you to do the right thing.

 Sam : Your mommy and your Lamby both really need you to get better.

Right, because there are only two diseases in the whole wide world.

 Cuddy : All the reasons you thought it wasn't smallpox still exist.

 Leonard : I didn't even have to refer to my impromptu conversation starters.

 Howard : No change in respiration, pupils undilated, no flushing of the chest.

 Sheldon : Interesting. Her jaws are clenched. No tongue access.

 Sheldon : Please. You might as well have been two iguana with no dewlap enlargement.

 Leonard : Which, by the way, compared to you guys, approaches warp speed.

 Robin : Well, whatever you do, do not name your baby "Becky," right?

 Robin : Peace talks in the region have been described as "productive."

 Becky : They stole all his money and then pelted him with his own taco meat!

 Beckett : We'll get a warrant for his patient file. If there's a connection, we'll find it.

So, the principal at IS 161 said that Grovner assaulted your vic

 Ryan : Which is why Grovner and his wife went to couples counseling.

 Ryan : and, get this, Mrs. Cosway testified against Grovner in court.

 Esposito : Says right here he was released last month. So, what are the odds, huh?

 Esposito : Two people from opposite lives being connected by one jack-hole.

 Beckett : Just demonstrates that any two people can be connected.

 Castle : I got a question. Now that we're all working the same case,

 Beckett : Don't decorate the tree just yet, boys. It might be a coincidence.

 Castle : There are no such things as coincidences in murder cases.

 Castle : I mean, it's the basic foundation of every crime book I've ever written.

 Foreman : So it's not money, then? Office space, insurance, parking...

 Foreman : A date? Date, dinner and a movie, naked and sweaty, date?

 Cameron : It's my boss. I'm allowed to sexually harass my boss.

 Cameron : I'll arrange for the E.M.G. You want to set up the angiogram?

And you can get the blood samples, patient history, patient consent.

 Foreman : Harvey, I'm Dr. Foreman. I'm here to discuss your case.

 Foreman : I need your next of kin. You didn't fill that out on your intake form.

 Raj : What do one point three billion people know about having babies?

 Ross : - Great, I feel like an idiot. - No, it's okay. You didn't know.

 Chandler : And thank you for explaining to us what escrow means.

 Chandler : I've already forgotten what you said, but thank you.

 Realtor : Take as long as you want. Just let me know when you're through.

 Monica : - So glad you decided to come. - Me too. Yeah, this place is great.

 Ryan : Apparently, Yanavich didn't care too much for the sun and sand.

 Ryan : He was only there for a year, and then he moved back to Brooklyn.

 House : Biopsy whatever nerve you figure you could safely get at.

 Cameron : Someday, when there's time, I would like to actually have a social life.

 Foreman : If there's one thing a good-looking woman can have whenever she wants,

 Foreman : It's like willingly getting the flu or joining the Peace Corps, short-term.

 Cameron : Wow, you nailed it. It's basically like a wasted weekend.

 Foreman : The sacrifices you made were huge, but they were at the height of your love for him.

 Foreman : Commitment is only commitment because it has no expiration date.

 Hayley : whose hobbies include world domination and art collection.

 Hawthorne Carter : Tell him the only way I'll sell is if he lets me come down

 Beckett : or I will arrest you for conspiracy to commit murder.

 Hayley : Three weeks ago, you bid on it at an auction and you lost.

 Beckett : This morning, it was stolen, and a man was found shot to death.

No, we don't think you killed him, but you are in contact with the man who did.

I only bid on it 'cause Lorenzo thought it would look great hanging in my G5.

 Mechanic : but I'll see what our foreign buyers might pay for it.

 Castle : Well, she left me alone for a couple days so I could finish Deadly Heat,

 Castle : which, by the way, is both deadly and hot, thank you very much for asking.

 Kevin Ryan : Mostly transients and foreign tourists that don't know any better.

 Kevin Ryan : Guests started complaining of a strange-colored water

 Kevin Ryan : and also a foul odor coming from the pipes this morning.

 Lanie Parish : So, we've got a Caucasian female. Probably 20, 21 years old.

 Lanie : but I won't know cause until I get her back to the morgue.

 Esposito : CSU found traces of blood and hair on that ventilation fan.

 Castle : So someone smashed her on the head and then dumped her in the tank?

 Ryan : Looks like it. They found blood at the base of that ladder,

 Dr Koothrappali : Not at all. Did you know that when you fly transcontinental

 Dr Koothrappali : without your wife, you don't pray for the plane to crash?

 Penny : You think we'll have time to visit your mom over there?

 Leonard : Yes. We'll also have time to put my junk in a garlic press,

I couldn't say I was naked, because she's allowed to see me naked.

 Chandler : We'll get everything squared away, and you can come back later!

 Monica : There's still some of Chandler's medicine in the bathroom.

We're applying to a lot. Our first choice would be a big state zoo.

 Monica : After you're with this woman for 10 minutes, you forget that.

 Esposito : Because this is considered Russian soil, we can't force our way in.

 Esposito : So, what's the plan? We don't even know who the target is.

 Castle : But now that they're inside, our infiltrator may try to blend in.

 Vasiliy : Yes, yes, very true. But, guys, most important, I vouched for you.

Ms. Green wants to establish some ground rules before she comes out.

She'd appreciate it if you didn't use the words "old" or "downhill"...

 Monica : They all came from the list you handed out to us two weeks ago.

 Pearlmutter : All I'll say, Mr. Castle, is that, for now, cause of death is unknown.

 Esposito : Yeah. But what if the worst happens and Castle's right?

 Ryan : You do realize that even putting that out in the universe is bad karma?

 Tommy : So he couldn't have sent that package unless it was from the great beyond.

 Beckett : He must have written a random P.O. Box on the packaging slip.

 Sheldon : Fine. In the interest of preserving our friendship...

 Raj : How about you decide this with Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock?

 Sheldon : ...as an improvement on the game Rock, Paper, Scissors.

 Monica : And if you hadn't of said 'if I have to' like seventeen times,

 Marcus : Act like your brother getting a job doesn't screw with you.

 Foreman : Trust me, it'll be better for both of us if you go back in there

 Marcus : I'm not a person who has the luxury of turning down jobs.

 House : Have you had any bloody diarrhea in the last two weeks?

 House : For example, I just lied to him about Missouri malaria.

 Rachel : We both left home when we were 16 and we haven't been back.

 Mark : Jim is semi-comatose and has stage three decubitus ulcers.

 Mark : They're helpful and smart and already good at their jobs.

 Mark : So as a going away gift to them, I'm going to let you hang with Jim

You get a special kid that costs more, they quit and turn the backyard into a therapy circuit.

 House : Hello ,girl whose name I don't remember, but whose dad I treated, so I don't really know why she's here.

 Phoebe : Seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that petri dish.

 Phoebe : I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me.

 Monica : I'll give this to you now, if you tell me where we keep the dustpan.

Yeah, people chatting, laughing, moving around, that sort of thing.

 BURKE : - So I invited other people. - I'm saying, it's not a frat party.

 CHIEF : But you two idiots seem determined to beat the hell out of each other,

 CHIEF : so if you're going to do it, you're going to do it by my rules.

 CHIEF : So with that in mind, we're gonna do open-handed combat.

 GEORGE : - That doesn't leave us with much. - That's not a question.

 Howard : Did I tell you about the night my retainer floated out of my mouth into the airlock?

 Howard : - Are we clear to jettison that nightgown? - Okay, we need to talk.

 Yenkman : If past is prologue, how we doing on reconsideration?

 Yenkman : Don't have to answer if you don't want. I know the answer.

 Montgomery : You got to be kidding me. I already told the brass that we got the guy.

 Beckett : I know everyone likes the violent drug dealer for this.

 Beckett : Only, the violent drug dealer's story makes more sense than our witnesses'.

 Montgomery : But my violent drug dealer stays where he is until I say so.

 Beckett : So, this dealer asked Donny for the couple hundred he owed him, right?

 Beckett : - You mind if I take a look at your purse? - Her purse? What for?

 Beckett : If Donny was such a good friend, why did you let him get shot?

If you press too hard during an exam or bump into her accidentally,

 Cathy : - Nina insisted that I come in. - She was vomiting blood

no doubt caused by some clumsy interns on her last hospital stay.

 Cathy : - I used to do it I'm not able to. - It keeps her active.

 Bailey : Find Dr. Montgomery. See if you can help with Jane Doe.

l bought them off eBay. They used to belong to the late Shania Twain.

 Monica : You can't show Phoebe this. She hates those corporate massage chains.

Especially the unpasteurized sheep cheese they make in the Alps.

 House : into a pleasant scenic river for all those bacterial tourists.

 House : If I'm wrong, he'll just keep getting worse and slowly die.

 House : And if I'm right, either we caught it in time and he gets better,

 House : or we didn't, and he goes into cardiac arrest at any moment.

 Sheldon : Well, given that missing you is predicated on you leaving...

 Leonard : What if she doesn't miss me that long and she meets someone else?

 Sheldon : It appears that Penny secretly wants you in her life...

 Sheldon : ...I've managed to pull off another one of my classic pranks.

- Oh, Leonard, what time is it? - Seven a.m. I'm sorry it's early.

Mr. El-Masri, I need to speak to you. We're absolutely positive...

 Foreman : it takes a little longer to run a few simple blood tests.

 Taub : This whole "Taub's an old man" thing, kind of rings hollow

 Taub : considering I'm in better shape than you are. Pass the dye.

 Taub faces Foreman : Tonight after work, meet at the basketball courts in the gym.

 Foreman : You do realize you're two and a half feet tall, right?

 Foreman : Have you visited any industrial or agricultural facilities?

 Dugan : No one wants a photo op with me. I never leave the bus.

 Callie : OK, I rescheduled an ACL repair, but I want to be clear.

I will not wear pink or baby blue, I do not do flowers in my hair

 Rachel : I knew you would never buy it yourself, so I've been saving.

 Simon : I don't care. Those are letters and numbers. That's not her.

 Elizabeth : What about the variant in her E14 ATM intergenic promoter region?

 Marshall : If there phone was on vibrate, I basically dry-humped them.

 House : and you're probably suffering through another dried-out turkey.

 Beckett : You shot him and you left him in an alley like a piece of garbage.

Russell Ganz, you are under arrest for the murder of Michael Royce.

 Chandler : Why not? Just because his great-grandmother was obese?

lt's just that when we were asking him all those questions before...

...l just realized l don't care if he is the most perfect guy in the world.

lf l can't get pregnant with you, then l don't want to get pregnant by him...

 House : If you think I'm wrong, tell me I'm wrong. Don't talk about protocol.

 Cameron : It's not his brain we're cutting open, but he still gets all the benefit.

 Cameron : She needs a guardian ad litem. I can't let you do this.

 House : Not unless one of them wants to die a horrible, painful death.

 House : Will the guardian convince the disease to hold off eating her brain

 Cuddy : I just don't want some plaintiff's lawyer owning my hospital.

 Cuddy : Speaking of which, did you get your thermometer back yet?

 Cuddy : Something goes wrong, he'll sue us for not disclosing the risks.

 House : Wilson kills people left and right. No one ever sues him.

 Leonard : we'll light the candles, and we can all sing together.

 Penny : I hope you didn't think you were gonna get through tonight

 House : Was his daughter in the room when you asked if he'd had sex?

 Foreman : I told him we could talk privately, he didn't care if she was there.

As soon as she's out the door, you're gonna get paged. Then you page me.

 Henry : - Sorry. I couldn't tell my daughter. - Right. Because she's, what, 22?

 Henry : Amy is just getting over it. She barely spoke to her mom for months

Oh, it doesn't matter. We obviously can't use it on this patient.

 Cameron : No, but there are other doctors in this hospital and other patients.

That helps explains how they can afford all the fancy equipment.

 Foreman : I'm just saying, maybe the clot will break up on its own.

 Foreman : - The giddiness seems to have gone away. - The blindness hasn't.

 House : Maybe we get lucky. Maybe the clots are coming from his heart.

 Foreman : House wanted to thin his blood. He sure did a good job.

 Chase : Intracranial bleeding. We need to relieve the pressure.

 Ross : Yeah? Well, missy, you better be glad that list is laminated.

 Rachel : You know what, honey? You go ahead. We'll call her an alternate.

 Castle : and this is all just an elaborate frame-up and Emma's just a patsy?

 Esposito : Look, if we found DNA or prints or fibers at the crime scene, maybe.

No. But even if we did, how could someone else have pulled this off?

 Castle : She has a Scotch every night. Someone could've dosed her bottle.

 Sully : Or maybe she's just some crazed fan like Kathy Bates in Misery.

 Gates : Okay. This is your investigation. Keep running the case on Emma.

 Gates : over the years I have learned not to discount your little theories,

 Gates : So, why don't you and Beckett work with Detective Sully

 Castle : Everything here tells the same story. Angelo was a decent guy.

 Castle : Ten years ago, after some petty B and E's, he turned his life around.

He had been recently laid off from his mechanic's job, but he was still upbeat.

 Castle : There's nothing that explains who killed him or why. Other than Emma.

 Burke : But you came to me as your boyfriend. And I responded that way.

 Cristina : - I'm not used to being wrong. - I know. But you're an intern.

 House he Stops Walking And Faces Wilson : Fine, a little bit has changed.

 Wilson : House, everything's changed. You're sleeping together.

 House : Even though it's your emotional default, stop worrying.

 Taub : Some people might think you're trying to live his life for him.

 Della nods : I got into skateboarding when some of Hugo's classmates did,

 Della nods : It's the same with a lot of things. We live through it together.

 Taub : And you're not worried you're being selfless to the point of self-denial?

 Ryan : That countdown started at one hour. Once it reaches zero...

 Castle : Whichever brother has the least votes gets his heart stopped.

 House : Whichever one means you almost had me convinced it was a good idea.

 Taub : She's a factory worker, means she probably works close to a lot of recent immigrants.

 House : Thank God some of those offshore sweatshop jobs are coming back to America.

 Kutner : To avoid foster care, she got a GED and got emancipated.

 Foreman : She'd be having GI problems. Pregnancy's more likely.

 Foreman : Sparks a fluid overload, hits the lungs, causes the pulmonary edema.

 Chandler : I just want you to know that I'm so happy you're going to be here.

 Castle : - I didn't see anyone outside. - I sent them home after I got in.

 Beckett : What? The windows are locked, the door is locked. I'm armed.

 Beckett : Why didn't he just leave her in the garage where we'd find her?

 Beckett : - Oh, well, if Special Agent Shaw said so. - What is that supposed to mean?

 Beckett : I'm just embarrassed the way that you act like a 10-year-old

 Beckett : "Oh, it collates information so quickly, Agent Shaw. Tell me all about it."

 Montgomery : It's sad a man had to die because all the people involved

And how many shows like that? Sure. Make it two, and you got a deal.

 Demming : It's like a real restaurant-style cappuccino machine.

 Alexis : This is the first time you've ever been alone this long.

 Castle : She said no at first, but I got a feeling she'll come around.

Well, looks like I'm not the only one who's getting lucky this summer.

 Demming : It's not just this weekend we're talking about, is it?

 Phoebe : You know what? If we were in prison, you guys would be my bitches.

 Meredith : I mean, he's a disaster. A stammering, mumbling, clumsy disaster

 Meredith : with whom I have absolutely nothing in common. Not one thing.

 Izzie : That nervous talking thing you do, it's actually a lot like him.

 Meredith : - You're the messy one. - No, no. My apartment's messy.

 Cristina : Sometimes you have, like, food and stuff in your hair.

 Meredith : And you are a millionaire in $20 shoes. So, whatever.

 Beckett : Have them secure his records before they disappear, too.

 Gates : A cruiser just spotted Matthews' car at the Starburst Motel in Queens.

 Beckett : Listen, Castle, we don't know what's waiting for us up there.

 Janice : Why are you shopping here? You don't live in this neighborhood.

 Leonard pulling out a toy lightsabre : You call that a glow stick?

 Sheldon : Not only do I have a deep-cycle marine battery power source...

 Sheldon : ...more than capable of running our entertainment system...

 Sheldon : ...I also have all 61 episodes of the BBC series Red Dwarf.

 Sheldon : All yours if you're willing to reinstate the Roommate Agreement.

 Penny : I've got wine at my place and some bubble wrap we could pop.

 Sheldon : He'll be back. Wine and a girl in the dark, he's gonna be bored out of his mind.

 Leonard : And to not having to watch Sheldon demonstrate his reverse-osmosis machine...

 Ted Murphy : - You went to my office? - We got a warrant first. Don't worry.

 Ted Murphy : Look, a layman like you couldn't possibly understand

 Ted Murphy : the financial and the legal complications of an estate like Greg's.

 Beckett : Greg's grandparents established a trust fund that he was going to receive

 Beckett : And for the past five years you've been stealing from that fund

 Beckett : - You lost a ton of money in the market. - Everybody did.

 Beckett : When you ran out of your own money, you started using his.

 Beckett : and then when he called you to tell you he was getting engaged,

 Beckett : you panicked because you didn't have enough equity to put it back.

 Castle : Greg was clearly in love with Kyra, Kyra was in love with him.

 Beckett : to sabotage Greg's wedding because she was so desperate for money.

 Castle : The fact that she still carried a torch for Greg made it that much easier

 Castle : to convince her to sneak into Greg's room in the middle of the night.

 Castle : Only she didn't quite get the footage you were hoping for, did she?

Look, doll, it was no coincidence I met you in the club that night.

 Esposito : who was squatting in the Pennybaker. A hot-dog vendor ID'd him.

 Beckett : Great, that might be the break we need to catch Stan's killer.

 Esposito : just forced his way into Stan's room. He's still there.

But l really believe the most satisfying thing you can do with your life...

 Sheldon : You laugh now, you just wait until you need tech support.

 Leonard : Well, to be fair, he's also a rather unpleasant winner.

 Leonard : Maybe we could enter a couple of "Halo" tournaments sometime.

 Sheldon : There's a certain ethic to the game, Penny, a well-established...

 Sheldon : It's called carpal tunnel syndrome, and quite frankly, you deserve it.

Well, um, Howard and Christy are kind of hooking up in my bedroom.

 Foreman : You been doing a little handyman work for Cuddy yourself?

 House : Someone as obsessive and insecure as Cuddy probably has three extra keys

 Cameron : You both went to Michigan. Did you know him while you were there?

 Cameron : - So you just knew him as a legend? - My God, you're subtle.

 Barney : "We care about making dreams come true", in three, two...

 Randy : Well, I guess I'm fired, then. I'd better turn in my I.D.

 Marshall : I've been meaning to clean out that file cabinet for ages.

 Dr. Simpson : I don't know why I'm debating this. Pass me the Kelly clamp. I'm closing.

 House : Come on. Come on. It's gotta be in here. It's gotta be in here.

 House : It's a good thing we never sold him on FT28. His parents were right.

 Cameron : There's no way his parents are gonna let us near him again.

 Foreman : They won't be able to transfer him until he's recovered from the surgery.

 Chase : You can add the surgical team to the list of people who won't let us near him.

 Foreman : but you've jumped through a lot of hoops to get this sort of attention.

 Foreman : We'll check the registry. See if there's a donor match.

 Wilson : We have to kill all the old bone marrow before we give you the new stuff.

 Wilson : to make sure everything's dead, then we'll give you the donor marrow.

 Wilson : If you get uncomfortable for any reason and need to talk, don't yell.

Since the baby has a melanoma, we kind of already knew Mom had it.

Dude, what's with the shirt? It's really tight. Did you change it?

 Esposito : Ex-stalker. He won't be seeing daylight anytime soon.

We sent them to be tested to see if they match the blood from our vic.

You don't have to worry about this creep hurting anyone ever again.

 Esposito : That's a gift, from me to you. You're welcome, America.

 Beckett : Are you kidding me? We couldn't have done this without you.

 Beckett : You know, there used to be some finality to all of this.

 Monica : Run over there on the wedding day and break up the marriage?

It makes more sense as an ensemble. Besides, it takes the focus off the hat.

We'll see about that. Can I use your phone to call everyone I know?

 Burman : even with law enforcement, would be considered insider trading.

 Burman : Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a conference call with the Fed.

 Burman : Oh, and if you want to talk to me again, Detective, call my lawyer.

Le Cirque confirms that Berman was there from 8 : 00 p.m. Till 10 : 25.

If Berman is behind this, he will do everything he can to protect himself.

 Beckett : It's going to be next to impossible to trace this back to him.

 Castle : So, all we're really sure of is that the sketch he gave us

 Castle : is a load of fictitious crap meant to send us in the wrong direction.

 Esposito : I just got the ballistics back on the bullet that killed Cordero.

 Esposito : that was pulled from a robbery shooting at a bodega in the Bronx

 Esposito : but their three best suspects were gang members, including this guy.

 Rebellious : - She had the proxy. - She knew he didn't want the surgery.

She saved his life. - We don't know that. Maybe he would've been fine.

 Caring : - It doesn't matter. It's the patient's call. - The patient's an idiot.

 House : Do you have a buzzer or something? What time does this class end?

 House : And this guy is not the world's greatest dad. Not even ranked.

 House : Who the hell lets their kids play with lead-based paint? That's why he's always sick.

 House : Find him some plastic cups, and the class is all his again.

I've got an opening in my calendar for 10 : 00 tomorrow morning.

Let's just say Krog will be equipped to destroy the universe again...

"Love You Forever, by Robert Munsch. Published by Firefly Books. Printed...

 Joey : A mother held her new baby and very slowly rocked him...

 Joey : And while she held him, she sang, 'I'II love you forever.

I can't believe he's gonna marry the girl he cheated on me with.

 Leonard : He was with the wrong person. Now he found the right person.

 Penny : So I'm the wrong person? Maybe you wanna be with Gretchen too.

 Howard : But a year from now, he'll be crawling under the sink looking for his Xbox.

 Leonard : Why don't we just forget about them and enjoy our Valentine's Day?

- I thought we were letting it go. - We were. It's just not fair, okay?

 Penny : Not supposed to end happy for them, it's supposed to end happy for me.

 Sheldon : ...please wait in my apartment as I call the authorities...

 Ryan : Cesar Vales is suspected in the deaths of over a dozen people,

 Ryan : who were killed with a sledgehammer and then cut up into pieces.

 Esposito : You don't think Castle and Slaughter are going after him?

 Slaughter : I'd like to welcome you to the greatest city on God's green Earth.

You'd think the guys would be falling all over themselves to get close to her.

 House : Okay, so maybe they're just not interested, or... - They're avoiding her.

 Chase : Blood looks like it's been put through the blender now.

The rash wasn't a rash. She's bleeding into her skin. It's purpura.

And more specifically, l wouldn't want anything to get any bigger.

 Chandler : ...you wouldn't want any part of me to get any bigger, would you?

 Rachel : Just when you thought that dude couldn't get any weirder.

 Monica : Why do you think he was so worried about me getting bigger?

...so he's probably starting to freak out that my body's gonna change.

 Monica : My God, he sounded just like my high-school wrestling coach.

-l'm gonna have to talk to Chandler. -Yeah. lf you don't, l will.

 House : I think it's great you can look beyond the fact she's the devil.

If she gets sick, the hospital might replace her, especially if she dies.

 Chase : Mr Mason, because of the damage done to your son's kidneys,

But unless we get his potassium down, he's gonna have a heart attack.

 Cameron : Biopsy's back. She's negative for myelomatous meningitis.

 Foreman : - So, we're wrong and House is wrong. - And you're OK with that?

 Beckett : Castle just finished making breakfast and he went to the door...

Anyway, the paper usually arrives at 4 : 00, and we were up at 7 : 00,

 Ryan : And exactly what time did you and Mr. Castle go to bed last night?

 Beckett : - I think we're done here. - Dude, I see Beckett in her jammies,

 Esposito : It's an edible way of saying, "Thank you so much for last night."

 Esposito : - I can't even look at you right now. - Witness refuses to cooperate.

 Wilson : It's the first time he'll be on his own since Mayfield.

 Cuddy : But you know that, or you wouldn't have asked him to move out.

 Barney : That was just a practical joke. I'm not really in love with Robin.

 Barney : What a legendary prank that we're never going to speak of again.

My dad took me to an old drive-in to see the original Star Wars.

are the characters in Star Wars, and that's 'cause they lived them, Ted!

 Duncan : I'm an ice dancer, all my friends are gay. I was just trying to fit in.

 Cameron : We should do a full STD panel and check his genitals for chancres.

 Chase : it was probably just a hematoma that dissipated on its own.

 Foreman : Acanthosis nigricans is a hyperpigmentation of the skin,

 George : It's the first thing every doctor I've ever gone to has checked.

 George : Then it's the blood pressure, then it's gotta be diabetes.

 George : They all figure there's gotta be something wrong with me.

 George : No, I have nystagmus. I've had it since birth, I'm fine.

 George : Was something wrong with me, now I'm better, now I'd like to go home.

 Foreman : You can't just shrug it off and hope it's not anything serious.

 George : There are over 300,000 deaths caused each year by medical mistakes

 Foreman : There are over 400,000 deaths caused by obesity-related illnesses.

 Bailey : Your concern, sick people. All these sick people, until I get back.

 Meredith : Did a consult in trauma one. The guy has a perf. Can I scrub in?

 Bailey : No, you cannot scrub in. You're here with O'Malley for now.

 Burke : at which point we will connect the left, then the right atrium...

 Colin : The superior vena cava. It simplifies the subsequent cardiac biopsies.

 Colin : You didn't read my article in the Cardiothoracic Monthly last year,

 Colin : Well, I think Cristina has a copy of it. Cristina? May I?

 Rachel : You're gonna leave my party to take care of a box of rats?

-No, where'd you study acting? -Molly, people don't study acting.

 Sheldon : while wearing a nightshirt and holding a candle, I have one.

including the 240-millimeter, which shipped out three weeks ago.

 Beckett : You must be so busy planning for the wedding right now

 Beckett : Well, we know that your cousin bought you that set of Takahara VG knives,

 Castle : Isn't it just a little weird that she wouldn't get you the whole set?

 Castle : I mean, it must take a lot of work to get them just right. A lot of chemicals.

 Castle : You got an alert on your phone from the fan site, didn't you?

 Castle cont'd : One day, and one day not far from now, I'm gonna use this in a book.

 Castle : All these years, trying to do the right thing, trying to make amends.

 Castle : Because of Cynthia's greed, she's gonna end up in jail.

 Beckett : If you're looking for a happy ending, you've come to the wrong place.

 Castle : Next time, I guess I'll just try that massage parlor on 2nd Avenue.

 Castle cont'd : Just kidding. Actually, who needs a happy ending,

 Castle cont'd : when you have a story with people pretending to be dead,

 Castle cont'd : living under assumed names, plotting fake suicides, and murder for revenge?

 Castle : and tell him that he's no longer responsible for Susan Mailer's death.

 Castle : Wow. You are all about the cloud, aren't you? Never the silver lining.

 Beckett : I didn't want to embarrass you in front of your friends.

 Beckett : - I'm gonna make you hurt. - Oh, you're gonna get hurt.

 Castle : I'm comfy, so long as my cards come from the top of the deck.

 Cuddy : Dr. Foreman's an excellent doctor. He'll be able to handle it.

 Lewis : Yeah? You know that from experience? You lose a lot of patients on elevators?

 Barbara : The maintenance guy said it didn't just stop on its own,

 Foreman : Down to 38. We don't have a lot of time. We can still...

 Foreman : Checked, checked, checked. We checked everywhere! It's not...

 Foreman : We've looked over every inch of skin on her body, House! It's over.

 House : With all the other stuff going on down there, she might not have realized.

 Chase : Her feelings are based on a chemical process. They're gonna wear off.

 House : You just slept with her, your brain is exploding with oxytocin.

 House : She's found something she wants to build her life around.

 Chase : How many times have you thrown the truth in people's faces?

 House : Anyone can screw up a life. I never said that wasn't possible.

 Howard : Still, it's a shame Professor Rothman was forced to step down.

 Sheldon : This is not your office. It hasn't been assigned yet.

l called dibs at Christmas when Rothman tried to have intercourse...

 Sheldon : Offices are not assigned because someone called dibs.

 Sheldon : Offices are assigned by seniority. l arrived at the university first.

 Mr. Waltham : Anyway, I have tickets for the opera. Die Fledermaus.

 Penny : all with erectile dysfunction, you didn't get your part cut!

 Leonard : What you're trying to do is hard, but people do make it,

 Leonard : you put yourself on tape and just send it in, anyone can do it.

 Leonard : Most of the people doing this are just weirdoes and nerds.

 House : The question is, how? How much you're gonna suffer, and

 House : Thank you for joining me for tonight's dress rehearsal.

It's just that I was trying to be nice, and you don't deserve that.

Absolutely. First, we'll start with a little club soda and salt.

Never say that. If you can't get it out, cut around the stain...

 Phoebe : Or instead, maybe you could just not marry my brother Frank?

 Pete : Can we make it smaller? Make it fit on the head of a pin?

It will shorten the war by five years and save millions of lives.

 Howard : God bless you, Google Street View registered trademark.

 Leonard : Okay, for the record, what you are doing is really creepy.

If it's "creepy" to use the Internet, military satellites and robot aircraft...

 Howard : ...so that I can drop in on them unexpectedly, then fine, I'm "creepy."

 Leonard into phone, which has just rung : Oh, hi. Yeah, hold on a second, I'll get him.

 Leonard into phone, which has just rung : Sheldon, it's for you.

 Wilson : by all means, flood your body with possibly lethal blood.

 House : Or maybe you want to tell me and I'll write it down for you.

 Arthur : If someone had told me that people would still call me Professor Proton

 Leonard : This nano vacuum tube idea of yours, it's really interesting.

 Sheldon : Because as it just so happens, I'm also spending the day

 Sheldon : with a beloved children's television science personality.

 Leonard : Mr. Nye, hello. I'm sorry he got you involved in this nonsense.

It's kind of embarrassing. I mean, I was an actor, now I'm a waiter.

I guess if I'm hanging out here, I might as well get paid for it.

 House : Not the case. The speculation. The palace intrigue. The rising self-doubts.

 House : Personally, I can't believe I've had the same three employees for three years.

 House : Yes. Life goes on. Look at the eager beaver combing his hair.

 Chase : Hyper-dynamic heart could force too much blood into her lungs.

 Chase : Wouldn't leave a trace in her lungs because it's traveling through normal plumbing.

 Wilson : I told him your book was contaminated with anthrax spores.

 Wilson : Why don't you stay with me and Sam for a little while?

 Wilson : Look, the whole idea was that after Mayfield, you wouldn't be on your own.

 House : Come on, Cuddy played on his guilt. She put him up to this.

 House : He's been thinking about asking me to leave for a while.

 House : Finally, he does it, and immediately turns around and changes his mind?

 Wilson : When you decide to go and get groceries, what do you do?

 Wilson : why you're suddenly getting up and putting on your jacket.

 Wilson : It just gets dragged along. Next time, try saying it out loud.

 House : Your right brain likes what he's saying. Hasn't moved the entire scan.

 Taub : Hasn't gotten us anything, though. Scan's clean. It's not pancreatic cancer.

 House : Clotting could be a problem well before a solid tumor forms.

 Taub : Yes, but if you want a diagnosis backed by actual evidence,

 Eugene : I was buying some flowers for Mona. It happened when I was paying the clerk.

 Eugene : Yes. She told me to call you any time I squawked, day or night.

 House : because I'm about to drive into a tunnel in a canyon on an airplane

 House : I might be getting some more phone calls, so let's make it fast.

 House : If the cancer's too small to find, let's make it easier.

 House : There's a new procedure using scorpion toxin and infrared paint.

 House : So, what do we think? New symptom? Or just a wife beater?

 Kutner : We loaded him full of prednisone to try to fix the liver.

 Kutner : Prednisone could cause roid rage, which could cause hypertension,

 Thirteen : and reduced blood flow to the brain could explain the rage.

 Mason : Now, whatever this is, and whoever you have obviously pissed off,

 Beckett : Here, give me your cell phone. Hit squad can find us on it.

Here. You're welcome to take anything you need. It's all untraceable.

LokSat must've discovered that Caleb betrayed him and then got wind of us.

 Beckett : and then all he had to do was hack into Caleb's account

 Beckett : and send a fake email to Vikram, agreeing to make that drop.

 Beckett : Okay, well, my dad's away on business so he's okay for now,

 Beckett : I'll track him down, and then we'll meet up and we'll make a plan.

 Ryan : in order to get it through the lobby, something fit inside of a briefcase.

 Esposito : Everyone in that lobby is carrying a damn briefcase.

 Ryan : Not necessarily. It's Saturday. It's barely afternoon. Come on.

-You won't believe what I did today. -Clearly not shower or shave.

You stayed home and played Ms. Pac-Man while I went to work like a chump?

I got the top 10 scores. I erased Phoebe off the board. High-five!

 Addison : And he went out and he bought this insane Yankees onesie,

 George : His urine output's holding steady. Mostly it's steady today, which is good.

 George : Even if I did like you, I still wouldn't tell you that.

Yeah, but what city is he singing about? It's not Secaucus, Secaucus.

 Lily : Look, Stella, I understand that, coming from New Jersey,

Okay, today I was walking around PriceCo. Have you ever been there? It's huge.

All the stores in New York are so cramped. Every time I turn, I knock something over.

I'm like some huge monster that came out of the ocean to destroy bodegas.

 Lily : - But, Marshall, you love New York. - Yeah, I do, except that I hate it.

Wait, wait, wait. l was at home the whole time. How did l miss that?

Well, it was the end of the party. You were probably ironing wrapping paper.

 Rachel : -...and he gave me this scarf. -l thought you hated him.

 Monica : Are you thinking of starting something up with this guy?

 Monica : Sounds like you need to think about what you want and talk to Gavin.

...kiss a co-worker and call in sick. They are lucky to have you.

 Beckett : And I expect you back first thing in the morning ready to work.

 Sonia : And I thought I'd get, you know, a little time to relax.

 Mrs. Kirby : What am I doing here? I already gave my statement.

 Wilson : - Maybe the bowel got nicked in the biopsy. - I did the biopsy. No nick.

 Foreman : - She could have picked up an infection on the streets. - She didn't have a fever when I admitted her.

The Prozac we gave her could have triggered serotonin syndrome, which would explain the fever.

 Wilson : No. Jefferson put her on Prozac and it wasn't a problem. - She probably never took it!

 Foreman : Most likely, they saw her one time and dumped her out of the E.R. with a scrip.

Oh, just like you were gonna do! - Okay, you two. Grab some scalpels and settle this like doctors.

Fine, take her off the Prozac and put her on Bromocryptene for the serotonin syndrome.

Might wanna get her in an ice bath as well, assuming we want her to live long enough to see those test results.

No, don't make me go in there, please. Don't make me do it, please!

Seventeen-year-old female presents with abrasions and apparent trauma injury to her wrist.

It'll freak him out and tomorrow's our anniversary. I don't wanna spoil it.

That she'll move in with you, then fall in love with you, and then...

 House : Plenty of docs here to take care of you. But we had an appointment.

 House : Nice try, but this is a walk-in clinic, which means there are no appointments.

 House : You walk in, sign the chart, and a doctor will see you.

 House : Doesn't even look like my handwriting. Think I have something?

 House : What's the differential diagnosis for writing G's like a junior high school girl?

 Cameron : It's impossible to get to you through normal channels. They have called, e-mailed.

 House : Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun.

Sixteen-year-old male. Sudden onset of double vision and night terrors, with no apparent cause.

You're going to examine a patient? - Nine times out of 10, there's no reason to talk to a patient.

But night terrors in a 16-year-old is a very good reason to talk to this family.

 Sheldon : he followed that up by replacing the slides for my lecture

 Sheldon : of insults, pranks and unwanted magazine subscriptions.

 Beckett : I mean, we've been trying to find a clue from the murder,

 Beckett : whereas we should be looking for a clue from after the murder.

No, that's the... That's the signal. That's the "I love you" signal.

 Beckett : Oh, yes. You really should think of something better.

 Ryan : The personal satisfaction of bringing a killer to justice?

50 bucks in my prison commissary every week for the next 10 weeks.

Sure it wasn't something that sounded liked Ginger? Like "Gingeer"?

 Joey : Ginger and I had gone out a few times. Then one weekend...

F-stop. It's a function on the camera. It tells it how much light...

 Castle : No, no, no. Never use auto. Here, let me get that for you.

 Hayley : Hey, I hate to interrupt your pillow talk, but Caleb Brown's just arrived.

 Esposito : I traced the serial number on that brief case from the crime scene.

 Castle : And so did Medina when he discovered the discrepancy in the carbon dating.

 Beckett : Did you find her in the jungle making time with your man?

 Rachel : And whoever told you she was sleeping with Will was lying.

 Rachel : But she backed off when she realized that Will was interested in me.

 Rachel : He had a thing for Nicole ever since she joined the program.

 Rachel : You'd always see him standing around watching her. It was creepy.

 Rachel : Everything I know about mummification I learned from Stanford Raynes.

 Rachel : Look, Detective, mummifying a body is a hands-on process.

 Rachel : I promise you, whoever did that to Nicole left behind some DNA.

 Castle : And don't forget Will Medina. You had to kill him, too,

 Castle : - Only way to protect your secret. - You can't be serious.

 Castle : "And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids."

 Foreman : If it is, this should help us see something called Keyser-Fleischer rings...

"but walk by the dry thorn until I have found some beggar sheltering from the wind...

 Luke : If there be rags enough, he will know her name and be well pleased remembering it."

 Luke : "For in the old days, though she had young men's praise and old men's blame,

 Ross : We were helping Chandler write his vows, but he kicked us out...

Let's say it's lucky she's got a sweet ass because she's not so good at the writing.

Maybe it seems like less because they hid it from us for so long.

 Beckett : It's just, I'm so used to you acting like a 12-year-old all the time,

 Beckett : Figured Hayley must've given them her home address on her exit interview.

 Beckett : If Hayley cleaned up, that's where she would have gone.

 Beckett : Mrs. Busch, the rehab center said that you and your husband

 Beckett : paid for her treatment and that she moved in with you

 Castle : Do all record producers pay for their artists to go to rehab?

 Ian Busch : No. Most just score them drugs and then look the other way.

 Ian Busch : The producer gets them some blow so they can... So they can work.

 Ian Busch : By the time we got to Hayley, she was already hooked.

 Ian Busch : We told her our door was always open if she wanted to get clean.

 Bree Busch : She was always better than that band. She was the talent.

 Bree Busch : When they finally broke up, she wanted off the drugs.

 Bree Busch : She was recording again. And to be killed by a fan...

 Ian Busch : terrified that something like this was gonna happen.

 Bernadette : Maybe you'd like it more if you thought of Santa as a superhero

 Sheldon : Not only am I going to this foolish dinner against my will.

 Howard : I bet he picked up a lot of cute grad students in this bad boy.

 Chandler : This isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving you planned...

 Ross : You guys are wrong. Yes, there is a chronological age difference.

It doesn't matter what you guys think. I'm dating Elizabeth, not you.

 House : Do a liver biopsy. When the results come back, we'll know what we're looking at.

Why wait to treat the hep "C"? If I'm right, Joey gets better that much faster.

 House : Right. Then he gets to testify. And you get a gold star from Cuddy.

 House : Do I have a reason for not wanting you to get any stars?

 House : But in the "humor me" department, get a biopsy while you're at it.

Why? - Somebody told Vogler that I lied to the transplant committee.

 House : You wouldn't jump ship unless you knew what was in the water. Stop. You're embarrassing me.

 House : And I want Cameron and Chase, Cuddy and Wilson, the nursing staff...

 Penny : Yeah, we swung by her apartment on the way to the restaurant,

 Sheldon : You were wrong, friend Howard. She completely understood.

 Raj : Contact a complete stranger and make her fall in love with me,

 House : A small percentage of plague cases present with sleep disturbance.

 House : Okay, it's not idyllic for her, but it serves my purposes.

 House : Put a dam up in front of a raging river, the river rises.

 House : By stopping the immunosuppressants, we blew up the dam,

 House : with streptomycin sulfate, gentamicin and tetracycline.

 Cameron : What you did was crazy, but it was pretty amazing, too.

What about friends of your grandma? Wouldn't they have the recipe?

My grandmother said she got it from her grandmother, "Nestley Toulouse."

 Manager : Yeah, look, call me tomorrow. There's a good chance he'll be released.

If I could just find the little bugger, should be able to suck it out.

 Chase : You're under mild sedation for the test. It'll wear off.

Not yet. I wanna monitor him for a couple of hours, make sure he's okay.

 Chase : Give him time to sign a picture for me, maybe even a jersey.

 Foreman : Don't give me a semantic argument. I was content with the way things were.

 House : Kicking ass here to be all that lets you rise above miserable.

 House : If waking up in the morning is enough, I don't need you.

we've been trying to renegotiate our contract with AtlanticNet Insurance.

before we made the formal announcement, that, as of 5 : 00 p.m. Today,

current patients will still be allowed to remain in our care for 30 days,

 Cuddy : Get him prepped. I'll straighten things out with Hourani.

 Foreman : To prove to Thomas that Chase was his department's best surgeon.

 Cuddy : And what does Chase want to do? Chase wants to do the surgery.

I need back-up! I need back-up! Without back-up there will be a fight here.

Actually, she's right down the street. You should stop by and say hi.

 Chase : So what's up with your dad? Didn't know he was gonna be in town?

 Rachel : Ross said my name. I can't just pretend it didn't happen.

Maybe we could get your numbers and call if we find something fun?

Yeah. l'm sorry, we weren't really looking for anything to happen...

Different situation, cowboy, and you would've had yourself a handful.

Well, it's complicated. l don't actually have a boyfriend, but--

 Wilson : Did your pager really just go off, or are you ditching the conversation?

 Wilson : The only question is whether she dies in two months or three.

 Wilson : There's nothing we can do for her here. Might as well put her back on the street.

 House : What if it's a tuberculoma? She's living out on the streets, breathing all kinds of crap 24-7.

 House : The odds are, she's got T.B. Why can't she have a nice, benign growth to go with it?

 Wilson : A solid mass on her ovary. Ovarian cancer's way more likely.

 Martha : You don't know the ending. You were just lucky yesterday.

 Castle : You're overreacting, Mother. Where is this coming from?

 Martha : Think about how much you love Alexis and that is how much I love you.

 Martha : I think you should be honest with yourself about why you're doing this.

 Martha : and you didn't need to spend every day in a police station

 Foreman : about a diagnostic dilemma no one's ever gonna face again?

 House : She have a theory that makes more sense than abdominal epilepsy?

 Castle : I'm better than okay, Beckett. I know who the killer is.

 Ryan : She shot you in the chest and you still think she's innocent?

 Castle : No, she shot me in the chest and now I know she's innocent.

 Castle : Emma's adoption papers, they're protecting the killer.

 Beckett : is that one of Emma's birth parents may be behind all of this.

 Castle : That's why Angelo took those records. To find her birth parents.

What if he found one of 'em? Perhaps living on Overlook Road in Scarsdale.

 Beckett : Head back to Angelo's place. We need to search it again.

 Esposito : You are aware that you don't actually work here anymore, right?

digging through the ash can for one of Elliot's cigarette butts.

 Castle : Who hired you to kill Shana Baker and frame Spalding Elliot?

 Castle : so you could plant it at the crime scene after you killed Shana.

 Beckett : Nicole Morris, you're under arrest for the murder of Shana Baker.

 Castle : You know, I always heard Harrison and Reid were a killer law firm.

 Castle : You think we'll ever know who Nicole Morris works for?

 Beckett : But we did find several large payments wired to her account,

 Addison : - What happened? - You've been unconscious for a while.

He knows. You lost a lot of blood. I'm going to try to find a heartbeat.

 Addison : but once we tank you with liquids and a transfusion, it might get stronger.

Got to rush off to surgery. I'll be back with you the minute I'm done.

 Jeff : Hi. Sorry for interrupting. The nurse said that you're Dr. Montgomery?

 Addison : - Yes. Can I help you with something? - I'm Jeff Pope. Rebecca's husband.

-Is it something you'd be interested in? -I don't know, I don't know.

 Monica : I guess that makes sense. You think you're gonna talk to him?

 Phoebe : Well, I must say, I am on fire! First Chandler, now Joey.

 Blakely : Pigeons don't fly in flocks unless they're fleeing a predator. They're here.

We're bringing Emma to Ralph Lauren today to introduce her to everyone.

 Rachel : Because if one more person says, ''What a cute little boy'' ...

Yeah, she's gonna be hotter than peasant blouses and A-line skirts.

 Monica : ...and put them into alphabetical folders, so you can make an informed decision.

 Greg House : If you feel sick, you call me directly, not Dr. Wilson.

 Lisa Cuddy : Does it also block breathing, and kidney function?

This is Dr. Marvin. We're bringing this patient over now. Thanks.

 Greg House : Kidney failure, spiking fever, breathing difficulties.

 Greg House : because I once insulted you, your patient, or your relatives.

 Leonard : Again, I'm sorry that the demonstration didn't quite work out.

 Leonard : ...when you accidentally spill peach Snapple into a helium-neon laser.

 Leonard : Now to tell you about the Theoretical Physics Department...

 Leonard : - Sheldon, we both agreed to do this. SHELDON : It's a waste of time.

I might as well explain thermodynamics to a bunch of Labradoodles.

 Leonard : If you don't do this, I won't take you to the comic-book store.

 Martha Rodgers : Richard, it pains me to admit it, but I am in your debt.

 Richard Castle : Yes, deeply. But if you'd like to start paying rent...

 Alexis : Oh, I signed up for an escort service. I have to meet a client.

 Castle : I don't know if I'm surprised. I mean, you are pretty lovable.

 Castle : Mmm. You say that now. You weren't here for the beginning.

 Castle : There never is. But there's never a wrong time, either.

 Esposito : Well, he claims that James stole one of the band's songs from him.

 Esposito : because when he stopped at a bank on his way to see this guy,

 Castle : So, he was at the theater right before Swan was killed.

 Esposito : You stay here and work on your little research project,

 Castle : You know, Detective Beckett is not an unfriendly person.

 Castle : But once you scale those walls, the effort is worth it.

 Esposito : Element of surprise is key. See, I can be circumspect.

When l was younger, l used to dream that l got married to Mayor McCheese.

 Monica : So maybe you don't have a thing for Joey. Maybe you have a thing for Drake.

 House : It's not pleasant, but if we don't do anything, you'll be dead by the weekend.

 House : I'm not talking about a treatment. I'm talking about a cure.

 House : If it's in the heart, it's a heart attack. If it's in the lungs, it's a pulmonary embolism.

 Sheldon : And this music we're listening to right now is funky as well?

 Sheldon : this song is the music the white boy ultimately plays?

 Sheldon : So it's like the musical equivalent of Russell's Paradox,

 Sheldon : that don't contain themselves as members contains itself?

 Penny pouring out a shot of tequila : Here you go-- one Rosewater Ricky.

 Penny : Oh, yeah, you know, every bartender makes it differently.

 Detective Kate Beckett : Yeah, well, you wouldn't say that if you were a cop.

So, the body's already in a graveyard. Someone's trying to save some time.

 Castle : I do love walking through cemeteries. I love the stories. Check out this one.

 Castle : Elizabeth Dryden, December 3rd, 1962 to question mark?

 Castle : If they don't even know when she died, what's buried here?

 Beckett : - Are you telling me those are real? - Or high-end veneers.

 Lanie : Looks like he struggled. I'm thinking he hit his head on this stone

 Lanie : or someone knocked him in the head before he was stabbed.

 Beckett : Who would go to the trouble of killing someone that way?

 Castle : If he's a vampire and you pull that out, he comes back to life.

 Sheldon : Given enough startup capital and an adequate research facility...

 Leonard : If you're not doing anything Friday night, I thought we could go see a movie.

 Penny : The manager hasn't posted the schedule. How about I let you know?

 Leonard : So you just let me know when you know. Okay, so... Oh, God, I am the bad fish.

 Sheldon : I have no information about your interactions with Penny...

 Cuddy : Well, admitting you have a problem is the first... And he says it's not a problem.

 Cuddy : Better hope he never finds out that that was your idea. He'd never believe it.

 Hasheim : If one wished to keep priceless history safe from looters and terrorists,

 Hasheim : there is no better place for them to wait out the conflict

 Esposito : - We're here, bro, whatever you need. - Thanks. Thanks.

 Beckett : wondering if you could use one of your wishes for Jenny and the baby?

 Phoebe : Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar...

I thought it'd be fun if we had beers and got to know each other.

 Jordan : I thought truth serum was only stuff they gave people in lame spy movies.

What happened between you and Keener the night you went up to his room?

 Derek : I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch.

 Castle : Damn it, Joe, you old sap. Dizzy with a dame and got yourself cooked.

 Clyde Belascoe : Yes, I bought several of Tom Dempsey's revolvers.

 Clyde Belascoe : And by all means, test-fire every last one of them as you wish.

 Clyde : And yet he wanted access to all my research on the Pennybaker Club.

 Clyde : He even asked to exit out the back door. Said a car was following him.

 Clyde : I guess someone else was interested in the Blue Butterfly, too.

 Cross : You don't understand. This list cannot get out into the open.

 Cross : Let's run this just so we know we're all on the same page.

 Castle : As soon as the Kingfish network goes online, I log in, I download the list.

 Castle : Because it locks out the Iranians from downloading the list.

 Beckett : I'll track the signal using the Wi-Fi analyzer on my phone.

 Cross : Now, Kate, remember, if you don't have a tactical advantage,

...Dig 'Em the frog, Cap'N Crunch, Toucan Sam, Count Chocula, Trix the Rabbit...

 Raj : Almost. Franken Berry, Boo Berry, Sugar Bear, and the Honey Nut Cheerio Bee.

 Leonard : Terrific. Something weird happened and I don't know what to do about it.

 Howard : You look like my little cousin when he's dropping one in his diaper.

I mean, what makes a girl, a little girl who used to play hopscotch

 Castle : It's like she's been assimilated by the leather overlords.

 Kate Beckett : And is anything ever really the way that we remember it in grade school?

 Castle : Braces? You mean, you weren't born with that dazzling smile?

 Beckett : The only thing dazzling was how long it took my parents to pay for it.

 Lanie Parish : I'd ballpark it within the last 12 hours at most.

 Lanie Parish : and a nasty crush injury along his temporal line.

 Sheldon : I'll be at home celebrating Star Wars Day, as planned.

 Sheldon : Amy, mourning the inevitable is a complete waste of time.

 Esposito : Looks like just about anybody can have access to this airfield.

 Esposito : The point is, if someone did get onto this property,

So, then we're looking for someone that knew the ins and outs of this airport,

Maybe even someone who knew that Chuck Ames was gonna be in Hawaii.

 Beckett : and everyone who's flown through here in the past year.

 Beckett : Now, is there any way to know where the chopper flew last night?

 Beckett : Do you have a record of the fuel that was in the tank?

 Beckett : That's almost exactly how far it is to Long Island City and back.

 Ryan : Edmund took the cab there and must've gotten in that chopper.

 Beckett : Okay. Let's check all the heliports in Long Island City and find out where.

 Castle : this will be the first Christmas Eve in 18 years we haven't spent together.

 Alexis : Well, what if it's just one person? And he's not really a friend.

 Bernadette : I can't think of anything to say that hasn't already been said.

 Ross : ...I've been an admirer of your work. I mean, that NobeI Prize.

 Ross : I mean, I have to tell you that you're one of the reasons I got into the field.

 Leonard : So, listen, there was something I was hoping to float past you.

 Leonard : I thought we might want to talk about our living arrangements.

 Sheldon : about preserving the myth of her virginity before the wedding.

 Leonard : Actually, this is about where she and I are going to live.

 Sheldon : Oh, yeah, well, I've already given this some thought,

 Beckett : Montgomery wasn't involved in any of his old arrests.

 Beckett : It's from a burner phone. There's no registered owner.

 Esposito : So we may have been wrong about why they hit Montgomery's.

 Ryan : Apparently he had gang ink on his neck. A lion framed by a "C"?

 Barbara : You're releasing her? What happened? What did you find out?

 Cameron : We believe it's highly unlikely that this set of circumstances

 Cameron : It's good news. She's healthy. But you might wanna talk to...

 House : New puzzle piece, always good news. What's the bad news?

 Cameron : Toxicity from the anti-rejection meds could cause a seizure

 House : And get cured by a mommy-wielded EpiPen? It's anaphylaxis. What else?

 Rachel : see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings.

to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity.

 House : You said to your husband, "You don't know what it's like raising a sick child".

 House : You didn't say, "You don't know what it would be like".

 Naomi : but after that I couldn't even look at him without thinking of her.

 House : Because it's what you want. Your husband wants you to live.

If you think that turning yourself into a disposable incubator for a few weeks...

is gonna protect your baby from all the crap in this world, go ahead.

 House : Die happy. I got no problem with people killing themselves.

But theoretically, say we weren't friends. Say it's a blind date.

 Phoebe : ...then my client with the fuzzy back gives me his beach house.

 Sheldon : Allow us to answer a few quick ones that we get all the time.

We did an M.R.I. on all the babies, and, unfortunately, we didn't find anything,

so we're starting them on the strongest antibiotics that we've got,

 Cameron : His fever's up to 103.5, and his blood pressure is 80 over 40.

If it's weak, the oxygen isn't getting to the liver, the kidneys, the brain.

 Judy : Um, I had a cold last month, and I told the doctors about it.

 Cameron : There's no reason to think that he caught it from you.

 Beckett : Now, three weeks ago, the Best Traveler in Long Island City

 Castle : Their room 147 is identical to the one where we found our victim.

 Beckett : Except that fridge opens exactly like our witnesses described it.

 Castle : something connected to Justin's murder that EHI wants everyone to forget.

 Ryan : I wanted to see if any of our three confessors did attend that EHI event.

 Csu Tech : I traced the signal from Bauer's video conference with Detective Beckett.

 Csu Tech : but it looks like it originated from a local IP address.

 Receptionist : You can't go back there. This area's restricted.

 Mike Adams : We just started going through the photos the last couple of days.

 Beckett : Castle, that's the guy from the trailer on the Massachusetts coast.

 Castle : We need to get up there. This is the break we've been waiting for.

Second bottle of champagne gets you a complimentary ounce of caviar.

 Monica : I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?

...and I really don't want to disappoint the guy in the second stall...

I might've expected this of Phoebe. But, Ryan, you're a military man.

- That's a nice color on you. - You will become pink and blunch baby.

 Joey : You and Milton have to join us on the boat. Bring the kids.

"Penny, just as Oppenheimer came to regret his contributions to the first atomic bomb...

 Lily : That's it! You know what? Five-minute time-out! Corner booth! Now.

 Robin : I don't know, it could be cool. I've never seen Woody Allen.

What?! How can you be a New Yorker and never have seen Woody Allen?

 Thirteen : Lung cysts plus all her other symptoms, could be amyloidosis,

 Thirteen : which we can manage, or pulmonary fibrosis, which...

 House : if Thirteen had shown up to the differential in the first place.

l won't live in a different state than you for 208 days out of the year.

 Monica : Thanks for trying to figure out a way, but if you go to Tulsa, l go with you.

 Dr. Ledbetter : I wonder if it's time for you to rejoin our museum team?

ls it a cold from standing on the balcony, or did a monkey bite you?

What's the deal with you guys? l don't wanna get in the middle of anything.

You're not getting in the middle of anything. Don't worry about Ross.

 House he Has His Epiphany Face : in the cold-induced auto-inflammatory syndrome 1 gene.

There's only been a couple of thousand documented cases in the US.

 Leonard : Say what you will about healthcare in this country...

 Leonard : ...but when they're afraid of lawsuits, they sure test everything.

 Beckett : if you decided that, then there had to have been a reason.

- I said I'd give him one more chance. - And I said she won't have to.

 Neal : What I went through today, what we went through today, it's changed me.

 Neal : This bullet will always remind me to do the right thing by my Deborah.

I'm going to talk to the owner, make sure they keep your job for you.

 Ross : What you need is to develop a more sophisticated screening process.

RESIDENT : Tension pneumo's relieved, but she's still decreased.

 Josh : You were at a funeral, Kate. How the hell did you get shot?

 Esposito : Favorite of Special Forces. Checking for prints now.

 Kovaks : You did what you had to, now do what you're supposed to.

 Monica : We'll be right there. We're just trying to decide something.

 House : - Mr. Clingy would have noticed. - We've looked at everything else.

 Cameron : There are molecular similarities between brain cells and tumor cells.

 Cameron : Paraneoplastic syndrome causes the body's own antibodies to get thrown off track.

 Cameron : They end up attacking the brain instead of the tumor.

 Foreman : Once there's no tumor to attack, there's nothing for the antibodies to get confused about.

 Steve : Are you one of the ones that fooled around with my Dad?

 Phoebe : We just have to really, really not let stuff like money, get like

 House : Sensory deprivation should get the brain into an alpha-theta phase.

 Thirteen : I don't think I was even born when that movie was out.

 House : Then you're too young to be a doctor. That movie was released in 1980.

 House : I need to give my brain time to transition so I can embrace my inner monkey.

 Thirteen : And act like a nerve gas, stop your heart, you'll go to heaven and be omniscient.

 House : Don't do anything. Even if I escape, eat a goat or get shot by police.

"Wasn't born yet" means I won't be entertained by further reference.

 House : I used to drive home after getting drunk, but some mothers got mad-d.

 House : What are you doing here? You weren't on the bus with me.

Find a penny, pick it up, and all day long you'll have good luck.

 Alex : You know why he's not speaking to you? Because he's not over you.

 Alex : You mope around this place like a dog that likes to get kicked.

 Alex : You make me sick, and if it wouldn't get me thrown out of the program,

 Alex : I'd smash your pathetic little face right into that locker.

 Burke : - I thought you wanted him out. - I do. But... not tonight.

His skin has lost all color and his BP and hematocrit are plunging.

FOREMAN : He was only on the sodium bicarb... He's bleeding out.

 Cameron : He can't be bleeding out. There's no blood in the bed.

 Foreman : He's not able to oxygenate his blood because he doesn't have any left.

 House : He needs a transfusion. Get me four units of O-negative, stat.

 House : Somebody else should be getting me four units of O-negative, stat.

 House : No one's getting me blood! Why isn't anybody getting me blood?

 Judge : I hope you don't mind that we continued on without you?

 Cuddy : That's our prescription sign-out log from December 24th.

 Cuddy : A prescription for oxycodone in the name of patient Larry Zebalusky.

 Velez : So, Dr. House had no legal or medical basis for acquiring that oxycodone?

 Cuddy : Dr. House did pick up a prescription, but it wasn't for oxycodone.

 Cuddy : Dr. Wilson informed me that Dr. House already tried to steal

 Cuddy : the pain medication of this patient, which made clear to me

 Cuddy : that Dr. House was in a particularly vulnerable and desperate state.

 Velez : I understand your impulse to protect a valued colleague...

Yeah? Then who's the guy that painted the faces on the mountain?

 Ross : Look, that was supposed to be a private, personal thing between us.

 Rachel : Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay? We tell each other everything.

 Wilson : They found a tumor. It's in her lung, extending into her heart.

 Wilson : It wasn't visible on the MRI because it's growing along the heart wall.

 Wilson : And if the tumor's metastasized, there's nothing we can do.

 Hayley : And I might be putting you and it in danger by staying,

 Ryan : Castle, you shouldn't show your face around here right now.

 Hayley : - Can we watch his interview? - Oh, sure, just wait till...

tell us where you were between 3 : 00 and 4 : 00 a.m. this morning?

Because your office computer says that you logged in at 3 : 02 a.m.,

 Alexis : I thought maybe, after what happened, that you'd wanna talk about it.

Hey, so we found out the valet parking comes with those purple passes.

 Simon : This is not what it looks like. I bought that for her as a gift.

 Thirteen : Or maybe I missed something while she was crying by your bed.

 William : I guess I'd rather she be happy, even if it means I'm not.

 Montgomery : and, no surprise, he ratted out Kincaid in two seconds flat.

 Leonard : All you've done since you discovered this stupid element was complain.

 Leonard : And koalas and otters don't even live near each other!

 Sheldon : When I thought the element was real, I didn't want it.

But just in case, I special-ordered an extra-jumbo-sized coffin.

 House : Because there is a computer in my office, and if I log on, romance will ensue.

My wrist might fall off. - Hiding 'cause Vogler's looking for you, huh?

 House : I don't like loud, angry giants threatening me with violence. How is that pathetic?

 Chase : You think you can avoid firing one of us by hiding out here?

Yeah. Well, we took her off. No change. B.U.N. and creatinine are up. L.F.T.'s slightly elevated.

 Chase : Preeclampsia. Call the OB-GYN service and rub some prayer beads.

- B.P.'s normal. No preeclampsia in other pregnancies. - Because she didn't carry for long enough.

 Foreman : The three miscarriages make me think it's an underlying physiology.

We thought that this afternoon we'd all go away for the whole weekend...

 Phoebe : Atlantic City! Oh, that's a great plan! Whose plan was that?

David was missing for the same amount of time, 2 : 30 to 4 : 00 a.m.

 Beckett : He was at the law library between 3 : 00 and 6 : 00 a.m.

 Castle : But our killer isn't driven by revenge, greed or power.

 Ryan : found recently deposited on the bottom of David Lock's shoes.

 Beckett : The night that David was killed, he went to a gas station on Houston.

Terrific. The astronauts would love hurtling through space with a guy named Crash.

 Howard : It's great, but I told you, I don't get to pick my nickname.

 Leonard : ...hoping the other kids would start calling me Duncan.

 Leonard : ...because they took away my yo-yo and stuffed their socks in my mouth.

 Raj : ...and the next time you talk to those guys, I'll call you and they'll hear it.

 Bailey : Did you know that carrying a boy in your uterus means you burn 10%% more calories

I try for seven damn years, and a month before my fellowship notifications,

 Bailey : From the very beginning they just suck the life right out of you.

 Cristina : You won't let me pick the wine, but this you'll let me do?

 Burke he chuckles : - Are we all set for bypass? - Almost there.

 Chandler : She was making candy so she could get to know all of you.

 Chandler : No, smokes-a-lot lady blew smoke directly into my mouth.

You're the one who faced your fears and ultimately overcame them.

 Alexis : They've got a shot. They seem to really love each other.

 Castle : Speaking of boyfriends, Pi's letter of recommendation.

 Esposito : Hey, Castle. Looks like your love life made the paper again.

And if they are gonna write about you, I want it to be the truth.

 Phoebe : -Oh, my God! How bad was it? -It was a fire, I'm guessing not good.

 Joey : The part I want to audition for is a fireman. This is so meant to be!

 Arthur : I don't know, but hopefully, somewhere I can wear pants.

Mom got Dad's season tickets in the divorce, so she gave them to me.

 Howard : I always thought it was because I wasn't the son he wanted.

 Leonard : and Bernadette agreed to meet him for a cup of coffee.

- Were you planning on telling me this? - No, I didn't think it was important.

It is you that I'm marrying. It is you that I fell in love with.

 Joey : And it is a love that is based on having and giving and receiv...

 Monica : Do you know how unbelievably glad I am that Joey wasn't there?

 Sheldon : Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary : 

 Susan : Um, a friend took me in, a med student. Nursed me back to health.

It's not hard to live like a ghost when everyone you love thinks you're dead.

 Susan : I never contacted anyone from my former life, not even my parents.

 Susan : Everything could have stayed just the way it was, except...

 Susan : I e-mailed, pretending to be an old friend of the group.

 Susan : It didn't take long for me to figure out that she had found Cynthia,

I threatened to turn myself in if she went through with the book.

 Susan : Oh, no. Cynthia rented the room, not me. It was all part of her plan.

 Barney : Married longer than six months are seeing someone on the side.

 Barney : Www.Swingers.Open-marriage-is natural\legalize-polygamy.Org

 Amy : She plans on flirting with members of the tenure committee to further Leonard's cause.

 Amy : You're all wasting your time. Sheldon is the most qualified for the job...

 Amy : ...and no amount of gravity-defying bosom is gonna change that.

 Amy : Seriously, is that tape? Like, how are they staying up like that?

 Marshall : Hey, light up those cigars in the glove compartment.

 Marshall : I got 'em in chinatown last year just for this moment.

 Ted : Uh, marshall, I'm not saying you were definitely ripped off,

 Ryan : She logged in with Sam's account information and transferred the 10 mil.

 Castle : Because you found out she was the one who stole your money.

 Esposito : a fleet of black SUVs to shuttle around your high-rollers.

 Charlie : and I believe I've tolerated your presence long enough.

 Charlie : Do I look like I'm kidding? I want you to leave, now.

Turns out Charlie's version of "full cooperation" isn't all that full.

 Esposito : The only reason he kicked us out is because he's behind the whole thing.

 Beckett : Yeah, but kidnap somebody right in front of his casino,

 Beckett : Why didn't he just grab her in the casino while she was on shift?

 Castle : What if someone else knew what Nadine did and wanted the money?

- A killer robot. We built it. - Yeah, well, it almost killed me.

 Sheldon : ...Southern California Robot Fighting League Round Robin Invitational?

 Penny : You know, since I moved last year, not all my mail has been forwarded.

 Howard : I know the other fellas would be really excited to see a girl there.

 Phoebe : -How old did she say she was? -She told me she was 25.

There's no such thing as a "Top Secret School for the Children of Spies."

You should be impulsive and romantic. You did it with the wrong person.

 Woman : You don't think it could have anything to do with that, do you?

 Henry Jenkins : I thought we had an understanding, that you wouldn't pursue this.

 Castle : That's why you brought me back from Thailand minus my memory.

 Cameron : Before I show you these, they were in a locked drawer in her desk.

 Cameron : The vice principal said that Laura must have confiscated them.

 Cameron : - They've had some problems... - Neither interesting nor helpful.

 House : Sex with teenagers isn't interesting? Where did you grow up?

 House : I think that's the first time those words have been uttered in joy.

 Cameron : Her heart should be clear enough to use in about four or five hours.

 Robin : We spent the whole summer lying about being just friends.

 Foreman : It'll close the blood vessels so she won't bleed out.

 House : He's scared of losing his job, just like everybody else.

 Wilson : I've been thinking. You've made it quite clear that you're miserable here.

 Wilson : About Vogler or Foreman? Mrs. Hernandez's pregnancy test.

Who's Mrs. Hernandez? Either a woman carrying an alien baby or your newest patient.

 Foreman : So you never saw her with any pills. She never mentioned anything?

 Foreman : Would it be all right if I, uh, talk to a couple of her friends?

 Ms. Ayers : make the kids include her more, but... kids can be...

 Ms. Ayers : All the fifth-graders are assigned an eighth-grade buddy.

 Cuddy : He asked for time to complete performance reviews for everyone in his department.

 Vogler : Guy's never done what he's told. I don't see why he's gonna start now.

I guess you gotta be good at reading people to be a good infirmarian, huh?

 House : That's four out of seven deadly sins in under two minutes.

 House : Do you people keep records of these things? Is there a "Cathlympics"?

 Eucharist : - You hide behind your intelligence. - Yeah. That's pretty stupid.

 Eucharist : And you make jokes because you're afraid to take anything seriously.

 Phoebe : -All right. You know Paolo? -l' m familiar with his work.

 Phoebe : He came in for a massage, and everything was fine until....

 Rachel : Yeah, I did, because I wore out my first copy when I was with you.

 Ross : Well, when we were going out, I read tons of porno magazines.

 Ross : But I did give him acupressure with a pair of chopsticks...

 Hunt : Naomi's boyfriend, the one who died, he was killed in Uganda.

 Castle : Well, a diplomatic pouch can be as small as an envelope

 Esposito : Whatever's being shipped, it's being sent out about once a month.

 Esposito : I just combed through airline waybills from the past year.

 Hunt : You mean to say one of those pouches is at the airport, right now?

 Beckett : If the NYPD tries to open up a British diplomatic pouch,

 Hunt : Look, Morgan, is it? I'm sure you run a tight ship here.

 Ross : Our first date, we ended up spending the whole weekend in Vermont.

 Amy : If you don't mind me asking, why did you and your wife split up?

 Dave : Cold, gloomy and easily accessed by a Frenchman through a tunnel.

 Penny : What, now you're interested? You didn't even want to come.

 Leonard : I know, but you guys make being a crappy friend look fun.

Oh, just a heads up. Mm. Since the last time you saw me naked...

 Penny : The acceptable responses when you see it are "awesome" or nothing.

l must say I was surprised you chose to spend our date-night in your apartment.

 Sheldon : ...the Pasadena City Council is debating longer crosswalk times...

 Sheldon : ...and later, the Lego store is having a Midnight Madness sale.

 Policeman : - Can I see your license, please? - You're kidding.

You're not gonna give me a ticket for driving too slow, are you?

 Castle : Finally. what are we waiting for? Let's go give her hell.

 Esposito : We got a positive ID on the guy running with Beckett.

He's a low-Ievel analyst for the Attorney General's Investigative Office.

 Esposito : Yeah, as far as we can tell, their paths never crossed.

 Castle : We need to call Rachel McCord. She was Beckett's partner.

You want to tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?

 Raj : I think the next time I have to speak to a call center in India...

 Raj : Because when I use my regular voice, I feel like I'm making fun of them.

 Howard : That's ridiculous. Not to mention, your American accent is terrible.

 Raj : Hey, my snow-white American friends, let's put some cow meat...

 Howard : ...but it really sounds like I'm wearing a set of giant dentures."

 Beckett : If they do make a movie, I'm gonna be first in line to see it.

 Castle : And, speaking of fantasies, how about we live out one of yours?

 Beckett : Do you really want to see me in one of my old costumes?

and they confirmed Regina's story. Apparently, Holly just suddenly left.

 Beckett : Well, we answer that, we'll find out why she was killed.

 Ryan : I'm seeing if I can pull tape from businesses across the street.

She must've cleaned up her act when she got serious about being a DJ.

 Ryan : The uniforms canvassing Holly's apartment building found a neighbor

 Ryan : Either Holly wasn't home or she wouldn't answer the door,

 Esposito : Yo, I got a hit on that phone number written on Holly's hand.

 Lanie : I noticed it when I was cutting her out of her clothes.

 Lanie : The lab identified it as peanut oil with high concentrations of MSG.

 Castle : She was eating Chinese food and spilled some on herself?

 Lanie : No Chinese, and they weren't serving any at the party either.

 Beckett : She may have been killed at or near a Chinese restaurant.

If you're up for it, we could practice that middle section again.

 Lesley : Just so we're clear, you understand me hanging back to practice with you...

 Lesley : ...is a pretext for letting you know that I'm sexually available.

 Beckett : A whole prison yard full. He was shanked in the yard.

 Beckett : Warden's less than optimistic about catching the killer.

 Montgomery : - Brady have any beefs? - Apparently, he was the model prisoner.

 Montgomery : Then it must've been a hit ordered from the outside.

 Esposito : Big fat zippo. But they left the apartment in a hurry.

 Ryan : every Tuesday because he's got some kind of respiratory condition.

 Martha : Dot Ellison, who I have absolutely no desire to reconnect with,

 Martha : recounting the bravery of her cat passing a kidney stone.

 Castle : Well, it could have been worse. She could have sent you a video.

 Castle : - Oh, you just got another friend request. - OMG! Chet Palaburn!

 Phoebe : I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.

 Joey : Look, I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable.

...and l don't know how to talk about that stuff. You gotta help me out.

 Ross : That's ridiculous! I don't feel guilty for her failures.

 Howard : The first time Priya came to L.A., Leonard and I made a pact

Well, I thought our MidnightRun stratagem needed a little twist.

 Zack : She found out that we were holding auditions for her replacement,

 Zack : and she had those d-bag producers send us a cease-and-resist letter.

 Zack : We made the reputation for the name Blue Pill, but she owned it.

 Zack : So, what? She has a meltdown and disappears off the map,

 Zack : - Hell, we can't even get arrested now. - Poor choice of words.

Hayley's sister is on her way to the morgue to identify the body.

 Beckett : - What's going on in there? - Hayley Blue's sister, Sky,

 Perlmutter : is having a very emotional reaction to her sister's death.

 Beckett : Okay, fine. All right. You're right. Madison couldn't have done this alone.

 Beckett : And when Madison wouldn't share, the partner went after her.

 Beckett : So, we find Madison's partner, we'll find the killer.

 Esposito : They recovered a number of prints from Chen's house.

 Esposito : where Chen's furniture earned its frequent flyer miles

and found shoe prints with traces of blue iridescent spray paint on them.

 Castle : Maybe he came to hate her, and that's why he killed her.

This has nothing to do with him needing a note to get out of gym?

 House : toiling in anonymity, because he broke the rules without getting caught.

 Amber : If you want to stand on principle, I really respect you for that.

 Taub : We should all beg off, tell him we failed, no winners, no losers.

 Kutner : No valvular regurgitation, no wall motion abnormalities, no other structural defects.

 Finn : If you didn't sound so despondent, I'd say that was good news.

It could've been from cleaning the bathrooms at work. Or it could've been...

 Jack : I've been too busy chasing after these guys to go spelunking.

FOREMAN : High PT and PTT on Jack's blood panel confirm a coagulopathy.

 House : or should we just send the kid back to his miserable life?

 House : He's thrilled that his parents are dead and his life is over.

The restaurant's probably teeming with E. Coli, Eikenella and strep.

 Cameron : Kids don't wash their hands between the potty and the party and...

Or it's a food-borne toxin. Jack eats at that cesspool every day.

 Martha Rodgers : What's the matter, you never seen a counting room before?

 House : Just one thing I'm getting hung up on. I can leave whenever I want.

 House : What do I have to do and how long do I have to be here?

 Beasley : participate in group and individual therapy, we can work on goals...

 House : My goal is to get your boss to write the letter that I want him to write.

 House : but there are serious risks of violence involved in that choice.

 Chandler : How many times have I told you to never watch the cooking channel?

 Chandler : We used it when the duck was throwing up caterpillars.

Maybe you'd want to book some time with "the best you've ever had."

 Rachel : I haven't heard from her in seven months, what else is it about?

 Rachel : We went to camp together, she taught me how to kiss....

 Sofia : because she needed someone with star-power who knew the business.

 Sofia : If anyone had found out we were trying to leave Santos Desesperados

 Sofia : and the very network that created us, it would endanger the deal.

 Sofia : He didn't want his name associated with a women's TV network.

 Sofia : Because the money has to be in the escrow account by 5 : 00 p.m. today,

 Beckett : Who else knew about Ana's meeting at the opera house?

 Sofia : She just said she was meeting Layla on the Upper West Side.

 Sofia : In my trailer, where it is private. No one else was around.

 Nick : When I found out, I went to Emilio and I asked him to stop seeing her.

 Nick : But I wanted to save my marriage, so I kept my mouth shut.

 Beckett : And you did nothing to help that along. Is that what you're saying?

 Nick : The stress of being a lying, cheating asshat finally did him in.

 Penny : In the dream, I was having dinner with my mother in a Masonic Hall.

 Penny : She was very concerned. She kept pointing to men around the room

 Penny : - ...about me eating all your food. - Oh, that was no joke.

 Sheldon : But I understand your confusion as I am our group's resident cutup.

When you have a second, I want to show you why we don't just trap spiders...

I'm training to be better at a job that I hate. My life officially sucks.

 Joey : - I thought you wanted to do fashion stuff. - Well, yeah. I'm still pursuing that.

You know, other than sending out resumes, like, what? Two years ago?

Dinner. We get together about once a month to discuss the rest of you.

 Ross : So for tomorrow, do you want to rent a car and drive down together?

 Monica : - What are you talking about? - Cousin Frannie's wedding.

 Chandler : Maybe since the age of 9, Frannie's made some new friends.

 Beckett : You'll have to forgive him, Mr. Masters. He's very excitable.

 Castle : Excuse me if I find pulling back the curtain on what happens when we die

 Castle : Was there a white light? Or was it more of a tunnel thing?

 Beckett : What about work? Have you upset anyone there recently?

because he was letting serious infractions slide with just a warning.

 Sheldon : Where am I going to find uranium-235 this time of night?

 Leonard : Is it racist that I took you to an Indian restaurant?

 Leonard : Or as you probably call it back home, "food." chuckles 

 Leonard : and I only want one part of my body to burn at a time.

 Priya : ...my company offered me a position here in Los Angeles.

 House : It'd be arrogant of me to assume that I'm better than God.

 House : Do you prefer something like "divine health management"?

 Boyd : - The nurses talk about you a lot. - Yeah, don't believe them.

I never understood how people could be so proud of believing in something

 Boyd : God's asking for our trust. You can't love somebody and not trust them.

Principal Dunnan had to hire a crane to get that cow off the roof.

 Castle : But I'm sure that old battle-ax has long since retired. CHUCKLES 

 Dunan : from a life of delinquency, Mr. Rodgers, and become a writer.

Yeah, we need to ask you a few questions about Madison Beaumont.

 Beckett : witnessed the murder over FaceTime, but they're not willing to talk.

 Castle : Apparently it's related to something that happened in the cafeteria recently.

 Dunan : I'll tell you, but you have to agree not to make any of this public.

 Dunan : Two weeks ago, a student captured this event on his cell phone.

 House : Your knowledge of New Jersey divorce law made me suspicious,

 House : Anyway, the point is, I lied to you, you lied to me, I forgive you.

 Wilson : I mean, if those two even have the slightest chance of making it,

 Wilson : Billing procedures. They're so complicated, aren't they?

 Cameron : You know, parents are never as bad as kids think they are.

 Cameron : Unless he's done some unspeakable thing, you should lighten up.

 Cuddy : And you just can't make a huge decision like this right now,

Sorry, this was the closest we could find to the cold, soulless offices

 Park : Does Dominika still communicate with her high school friends?

 Wilson : No husband would pay that much attention to his wife's friend dramas.

 Foreman : it's just with Dr. Hamilton here, I-I noticed a difference in styles.

 Foreman : I didn't know you were standing there when I said that, okay?

 Foreman : It was completely rude. Do you mean genuine humility,

 House : you know, with all the self-doubt and the self-questioning,

 House : or Hamilton's polite, patronizing, "Aw, shucks" humility?

 House : And humility is an important quality, especially if you're wrong a lot.

 House : 'Course, when you're right, self-doubt doesn't help anybody, does it?

 Hamilton : but I think when a person does something well, it ought to be recognized.

 Beckett : No. We just got here. I am not going back to the city.

 Ryan : We figure Beckett must have started up with the guy during her suspension.

 Esposito : Pretty emotional time for her. Bet she needed a shoulder to lean on.

 Esposito : It would explain why she's too embarrassed to tell us who it is.

 Lanie : Okay, I get that you don't have a life, Javi, but you're married, Kevin,

 Lanie : Whoever Beckett's boyfriend is is none of your business.

 Lanie : Now I don't know who it is, and I respect Beckett's privacy,

 Lanie : but I do know it's not Josh because he's been in the Amazon

 Ryan : I'm gonna put you on speakerphone so you can weigh in on this.

 Castle : Yeah, until you're bagging their mangled bodies when Beckett finds out.

Clue number one : If I were Jesus, curing this kid would be as easy as turning water into wine.

Clue number two : Rheumatology Rowan was almost right. It causes autoimmune symptoms.

 Foreman : But it's obviously dormant in the dad. How could the kid catch it?

 Rowan : No wonder he got anthrax. The leprosy weakened his immune system.

Vicious circle : The leprosy made him vulnerable to the anthrax,

 House : and the anthrax treatment put the leprosy in overdrive.

 Chase : But the antibiotics we gave him... they cure leprosy. - Yeah. That's where the trouble starts.

 Meredith : - We were just leaving. - Yeah, I've got to go save lives.

 Cheyenne : Hey. Yeah. Baby jumps up and down on my belly all night,

 Cheyenne : - My friend Shelley lives up there. - My mom still lives there.

 Rachel : Imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score with a screaming baby.

 Mccord : This is McCord. We need to acquire a target near Dupont Circle.

 Interviewer : If I want to call for a reference on your last job...?

 Interviewer : Let's see if you're as good in person as you are on paper. Make me a salad.

 Interviewer : Now I want you to tell me what you're doing while you're doing it.

Perhaps you'd like me to turn so you can bunny-bump against my back?

My agent wants to know why I didn't show up at my audition today...

...my first good one in weeks. How could you not give me the message?

 Phoebe : I meant to tell you, and I wrote it all down on my hand. See? All of it.

 Ted : I'll design it for half of what you're paying the other architect.

 Barney : - On behalf of Goliath National Bank... - Okay, it's a move.

 Marshall : There is no other architect. I'm sorry, I'm sorry I lied.

 Marshall : I was being Barney's wingman, and I never get to be the wingman.

 Barney : You're the world's worst wingman. You know what? I'm out of here.

 Barney : We only lied to you to make you realize that you want this job.

 Ted : creepy, pickup artist voodoo of yours that countless women...

 House : You're going to feel some extreme pressure in your back.

 Esposito : There's been more brass through here than a marching band.

But whatever is happening is going down in that conference room.

 Fowler : and took over most of the uptown heroin and cocaine trade.

 Fowler : The commissioner asked me to find that out and shut them down.

 Fowler : They make sure their street dealers never meet their suppliers.

So when you bust a dealer, he doesn't know who he's working for.

 Leonard : There's no reason you can't. That's easy for you to say.

There's a girl on the line, name of Alisha, asking for my lieutenant.

 Ryan : Until the day Jerry Tyson got the drop on me and stole my weapon.

 Sheldon : ...whose name starts with the last letter of the one I said, okay?

 Sheldon : ...should still be called eka-iridium. So congratulations, you win.

 Lewis : - Professor Geller? - Yes, Mr. Lewis? How can I help you?

When Ross said "Rachel" at the wedding, I figured it'd happen again.

 Ross : -The last time I talked to Emily -Oh, my God! Our dog died!

 Rachel : Okay, sweetie, you can do it. Just open up and put it in your mouth.

-l'm sorry, honey, what were you saying? -Yeah, look, l think that--

 Beckett : Scarlett, I'm done playing. You've done nothing but lie to us.

 Beckett : for obstruction of justice and anything else that I can think of.

 Castle : Detective Beckett can help you, but you have to help us first.

 Scarlett Price : And then what happens to me? You think I'm gonna be a lawyer now?

 Scarlett Price : Jack was going to write me a letter of recommendation,

 Scarlett Price : pull some strings to get me a job. Who's going to help me now?

 Castle : and I got a feeling that you can. Tell us who the new boss is,

 Scarlett Price : - His name is John Knox. - Knox? But that's...

 Beckett : How does a prosecutor get into business with a criminal?

 Castle : A star prosecutor who's always excelled at anything he's ever done.

 Castle : would be a bigger job than he could handle by himself.

 Beckett : one of his girls has been knocked around by a client.

 Castle : So, a white collar prosecutor decides to hire a blue collared enforcer.

 Pete : It would be nice after hearing 20,000 people chant, "You suck!"

 Amber : You should be out there, enjoying the lap dances of your labors.

 House : And the blindness and neuropathy, and arrhythmia, and anything else we did.

 Howard : But there's a Planet of the Apes marathon at the Nuart today.

- I'm sick. Thank you very much. - How could you've gotten it from me?

 Joey : You actually did that when you were dancing to the Chicago soundtrack.

...about RacheI and I. Listen, you don't have to worry about that...

 Joey : ...we weren't gonna do anything unless you were okay with it.

 Ronni : Joey said I could use your shower since Chandler's in ours.

of what medical treatments a person loses based on the crime they committed.

 Warden : Broke another one's neck. Nearly decapitated one of my guards.

 Warden : You don't have to worry, we've taken every precaution.

 Warden : I've had my men clear from the cell all pens, paper clips, and staplers.

You're gonna have to give me that. Wouldn't want anybody to get hurt.

 Cindy : I just got a job at the university, they need a health clearance.

 Cindy : Apparently, I'm a little anemic, so they made me get some more tests.

 Cindy : Not that I know of. My mom died of cancer when I was a kid.

 Castle : I've never had a dream like this before. Why aren't I waking up?

 Chandler : You're an actor. This is your day job. It's nothing!

Sooner or later, somebody will come along that slices a better cheddar.

 Stack : You're smart, you're strong, you're an asymmetrical thinker.

 Stack : Cases like this, where the stakes are high and the outcome can affect history.

 Stack : Not everybody has what it takes for the job. I think you do.

 Beckett : Looks like the rise of the machines is still a few years off.

 Beckett : Well, the fact is, an autonomous drone would never have killed Dale Tanner.

another may see a chance to move on from an old life and on to a new one.

 Castle : You never did tell me what Stack wanted to talk to you about.

 Beckett : Wait a minute. If you guys think someone out there's involved,

 Castle : Now, odds are Lyle Gomez will not want to speak with us.

 Castle : But what makes you even think he's gonna open the door to you?

 Sheldon : Based on this pep talk, I'd say you're still doing it.

 Howard : I think getting out of the apartment will do you good.

 Howard : Buddy, trust me, you don't want to convert to Judaism.

 Howard : Some bald guy with horns isn't gonna rip my heart out.

 Raj : that makes the followers of a beautiful and peaceful religion

 Beckett : And, like most people in the city, he didn't own a car.

He can't leave it in the apartment. He can't walk out the lobby with it.

 Castle : go to where the killer was and see what problems he had to face.

 Roger : And now you're telling me he was killed here, in my apartment?

We're not married, but they were. Let's say the doorman's right.

or are you gonna admit that a lapse in judgment is a lapse in faith?

 Amber Volakis : Dr. Cuddy? I'm Amber Volakis, one of Dr. House's new fellows.

 Lisa Cuddy : go directly to the Princeton-Plainsboro police department.

 Amber Volakis : Actually, I was wondering if you needed any extra help in the clinic tonight.

 Amber Volakis : Understood, but I hear Dr. House hates clinic duty.

 Amber Volakis : If he were to hear through the grapevine that I was willing to work overtime,

 Amber Volakis : take some of it off his hands... My advice to you is to do

 Lisa Cuddy : I don't know what House wants you to do and I don't want to know.

 Lisa Cuddy : But if you really have a problem with it, quit now.

 Foreman : I need to suction out your throat before we re-intubate.

 Ellie : He says he used to chew tobacco to cut weight for wrestling.

 Foreman : The tobacco releases toxins, those toxins suppressed his immune system.

 Foreman : the absence of those toxins kicked a dormant condition into hyper-drive.

 Thirteen : Usually responds to corticosteroids and methotrexate.

 House : I was gonna hit up Wilson, but he's not answering his phone.

 Cuddy : which he wasn't wearing when the police found him trying to walk home, oddly,

 Beckett : Mickey Carlson, you're under arrest for the murder of Douglass Bishop.

 Beckett : This is the ketamine that you used to kill Doug Bishop.

 Beckett : Pretty smart, not using the gun, Mickey. That would have been too messy.

 Carlson : That's not my gun. Look, I didn't kill anybody, I swear.

 Carlson : Yeah, a victimless crime, especially the way I do it.

 Beckett : then how did he end up dead in the Dysons' apartment?

 Carlson : People whose apartment I stayed in before the Dysons'.

Maitlans put a week hold on their paper, which I was psyched about,

 Carlson : because they live on East 27th, which has amazing Indian restaurants.

So, I'm taking pictures when I find these syringes on the table.

 Carlson : At this point, I'd seen enough. I decide to get out of there.

 Carlson : But just as I'm grabbing my stuff, I hear the door unlock,

Was this guy, a plain-Iooking dude, and a tough-Iooking SOB, man,

 Carlson : he had a scar on his face, looked like a crescent moon!

 Carlson : I know, right? It's crazy. Anyway, they head into the back,

 Carlson : I take the opportunity to grab my stuff and get the hell out of there.

 Foreman : might as well stage the disease while he's still on the table.

 Foreman : No signs of a clot or a bleed. Normal follicles, normal lymphoid tissue.

 Stevie : I don't see anything but normal spleen. No granulomas.

 House : You know she's certifiable, right? I got forms in my desk.

 House : You'll tell her. She's your girlfriend. You should tell her.

"You gave me authority over the team just so they could undercut... "

 Monica : -You said the baby creeps you out. -The little girl does.

 House : I told him it was the white stuff. I gave him the black stuff.

 Foreman [shaking His Head] : You did exactly what white people do.

 Foreman [shaking His Head] : You figure we don't need to know the truth or can't understand it,

 House : Too bad that idiot will never know for the rest of his long, long life.

 Foreman : Every slave master thought they were doing the black man a favor.

 Foreman : Negro can't take care of himself, so we'll put him to work.

 Keener : They were hard to miss, with the giggling and the staring.

 Foreman : A bleed in her brain is affecting her thalamus, causing her to lie.

 Foreman : We need to know everything. You two were never apart?

 Man At Dance : Dr. Perlmutter. I read your article on neural degeneration.

 Man At Dance : Well, hey, there, Jane Fonda, would you care to dancercise?

 Devo : You're letting them put a pig, a freaking non-kosher, traif mammal,

I don't care what it is. If you give me a pig part, I might as well be dead.

 Devo : You're hotshot doctors. You'll come up with something else.

Howard, I'm doing laundry! You want me to put anything in for you?!

significant enough to impact an organization as large and unwieldy as a hospital.

I think that's a reasonable request. I think he should have the right to know...

 Vogler : which he would have known was a mistake had he known I wasn't actually in college.

 Vogler : I took his money and invested in a friend who had a little business.

 Vogler : And when my dad found out what I had done with his money,

 Vogler : and I used the profits from that to buy another company and another.

 Vogler : And I must have been pretty good at it, had a good eye,

 Vogler : because before I knew it, people were making offers for my company.

 Vogler : I'll admit. I wanted a little payback. You know, kind of shove the win in his face.

 Barney : - Damn it, what is the matter with me? - You like her.

 Slaughter : Hey, not my fault they keep sticking me with idiots.

 Slaughter : Woman like that, you storm the beaches or die trying. Come on.

 Castle : Packing? No, I'm not a cop My vest says "Writer" on it.

 Slaughter : Rule number three, you ride with me, you ride strapped.

 Castle : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Shouldn't we call for backup?

 Phoebe : -Happy Thanksgiving. -Will, I'm so glad that you came.

 Lily : His mom has been having a really hard time since the funeral.

 Marshall : You know, I saw this in the theater, like, five times,

 Beckett : But you know what, if it wasn't for you, then we'd still be thinking

Did you know that for the past decade she's been contracting with the Army?

 Castle : The Navy funded the first, the original Stanford Prison Experiment.

 Castle : Maybe the Army is behind Dr. Lillstrom's modern-day incarnation.

 Esposito : That would explain how the place was scrubbed so quickly.

 Esposito : Well, the government's in need of new counter-terrorism techniques,

 Esposito : How to get into the minds ofyoung terrorists and break them.

 Beckett : And what better source of lab rats than the millennials here at home?

Which sounds better, "Negligent infliction of emotional distress,"

 Beckett : The key that Whitney had with her wasn't her room key.

 Castle : Oh, wait. Whether we like it or not, we are on our honeymoon.

It's a Jack-and-Jill bathroom. I'm in the room on the other side.

Oh... I'm Rick. This is Kate. We, uh, just checked in. Newlyweds.

Ah, yes. I'm surprised they let her stay in so close with menfolk,

Mmm. I like my coffee like I like my men. Strong, black and bitter.

 Beckett : I bet you and your old bunkhouse mate got into all sorts of trouble.

 Leonard : all of Penny's beer, then run down to the gas station

I mean, I see you walking around, and I want to touch you and hold you.

 Ross : I have been down in your store for 20 minutes, trying to get a tie.

 Director : He's having a relationship crisis and can't get out of Long Island.

Can't believe that Larry closed down Churman's. I love that place.

 Mr. Treeger : If that happens at another building I manage, people will ask questions.

 Chandler : -Nice to see you again. -Sir, may I see your tickets, please?

 Airline Employee : Would you move your thumb? I can't see the seat number.

-Sir, this isn't a first-class ticket. I'm sorry. -Apology accepted. Excuse us.

 Sorenson : Hurting someone else's child isn't the way to get back your own.

 Beckett : Your ex-wife wasn't so sure. According to your divorce papers,

 Beckett : - there were allegations of violence. - My ex-wife was looking for a payday.

 Sorenson : You're not looking for a payday, are you, Mr. Ellers?

 Castle : Come on. If he was your guy, he'd be downplaying his feelings

 Sorenson : A couple dozen bestsellers doesn't make you a criminologist.

 Castle : I also don't need a weatherman to tell me that the sky is blue.

 Beckett : why don't you both just drop your pants and get it over with?

 Beckett : The fact is, you're both right. He probably didn't do it,

 Beckett : but when a child's life is at stake, we have to be sure.

 Beckett : You guys, keep Ellers on ice until we can trace every second of his morning.

 Leonard : Okay, I can breathe again. Babe, they want to have sex.

 Leonard : If we find my backup inhaler, maybe we can get frisky.

 Barney : Thanks. I decided to leave out the hetero college phase.

 Penny : Three bags, no one's opened 'em. Ware the first ones here!

 Sheldon : Because you've been training for this your whole life.

 Penny : -Okay, the clue must be in the bag. -The clue must be in the bag.

 Penny : -It's just a bunch of pants. -It's just a bunch of pants.

 Leonard : who you like to call a-- I can't even say it in front of Sheldon.

 Anesthesiologist : Dr. Bailey's scrubbing in, so we're going to get started.

 Stu : I bet you she went up to New Hampshire. That's where she's from.

 George : Maybe you can see her after your surgery. When you recover.

 Bailey : There'll be an autopsy. Sometimes people get on the table and they just die.

 Bailey : There's no way of knowing beforehand, or of controlling it.

 George : and then she didn't even want to see him. So what's the point?

 Bernadette : - Your mom would be okay with that? - Sure, she would.

 Howard : Ma, do you mind if Bernadette stays here this weekend?

 Mrs Wolowitz off : Hey, if she's willing to give the milk away for free...

 Mrs Wolowitz off : Frankly, after all your sleepovers with the little brown boy...

Can you explain why a brilliant man Iikes playing with toy trains?

 Sheldon : The capybara is the largest member of the rodent family.

 Penny : Did she leave pit stains in your favorite crop top, too?

 Sheldon : She helped Barry Kripke make an advancement in string theory.

 Penny : there's nothing more important than the advancement of science?

 Penny : He had a bunch of outstanding tickets and a bench warrant, so I...

 Leonard : And that's based on the inherent credit-worthiness...

 Leonard : ...of people who get drunk and urinate on police vehicles?

 Penny : Leonard, I'm not gonna call up Kurt and ask him for money.

 Leonard : ...and if they're not clean then your books smell like melons and it's...

 Chandler : If you live with Phoebe, she is always gonna be there.

Move in with her. Move in right now. Maybe I'll move in with Monica.

He reeks like he went on a three-day fishing trip, then ate licorice.

 The Cigarette Smoking Guy : Maybe you and your baby ought to go to another strip club.

 Sheldon : You manage to open it only to find yourseIf face-to-face...

 Sheldon : The ogre is amused by your joke and allows you to pass.

Great. Spent five hours last night at Macy's registering for gifts.

I'm finally gonna have that earthenware asparagus dish I've always wanted, heh.

 Leonard : See, this is the good thing about having a girIfriend 9000 miles away.

 Beckett : I spoke to the D.A. And he's agreed to drop the felony threat charges

 Castle : Well, let's just say he's got a little public relations problem right now,

 Chacaw Te : And one more thing. I wouldn't say no to a ride to the airport.

 Alexis : - You're in a good mood. - The curse has officially been lifted.

 Castle : But I tempted fate all the way home just to make sure.

 Castle : What murderous experiments are you performing on tomatoes now?

 Castle : - Stabbing? Filleting? - Dicing. For a salad. Want to help?

 Alexis : So, I was thinking, maybe this weekend we could go to the museum.

 Chandler : I am sorry, but some of us have to get up early and go to work.

A security guard on the night shift found the victim hanging from that beam.

 Ryan : Yeah, but what's really bizarre is the way the victim looks.

 Lanie Parish : but they say we all have a twin out there somewhere.

 Lanie : I was shook up at first, but I'm fine now. She died between 2 : 00 and 4 : 00 a.m.

 Lanie : Her neck did not break because the killer rigged the wire

 Lanie : so her feet were just off the ground. She probably was strangled to death.

High-test fishing line, available at most sporting goods stores.

So then, it would've seemed like she was just standing there on the dock.

Contact the FBI. See if they have any similar murders in their databases.

Security guard had rousted a homeless guy before he found the victim.

 Javier Esposito : She's from Tampa, Florida, where she lived on the fringes.

 Javier Esposito : This is her about a year ago. I'd say she came up in the world.

 Castle : She looks a heck of a lot better now than she did back then.

 Rachel : Yes, it is. I saw you guys going at it behind the card catalog.

 Chandler : In high school you made out with a 50-year-old woman?

 Vince : of a group can be more accurate than any individual's decision.

 Vince : I went through my e-mails, amyloidosis got the most votes.

 Foreman : you pull your case off of the Internet and retract the reward.

I just heard it how you must have heard it, and that's not good.

You'll be there with us, and the touching refers only to bones... fossils!

- You could really arrange that? - You let Rachel come back and it's done.

I guess having Rachel back wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.

He's always reading, collecting rocks and he's obsessed with dinosaurs.

 Castle : Just that when I was at the coffee shop, I got this strange, um,

 Beckett : The lab identified the substance found on the gargoyle,

 Beckett : and it was a combination of sodium nitrate, iron oxide,

 Beckett : - Ancient human tissue. - Mummified tissue? Like mummy flesh?

 Beckett : Which means, at some point, our killer came into contact with the mummies

if Medina was trafficking drugs for Grimes through the sarcophagus,

 Leonard : Mm, he's either isolating the terms of his formula...

 Leonard : ...or looking for the alligator that swallowed his hand...

 Sheldon : Captain Hook's hand was eaten by a crocodile, not an alligator.

 Sheldon : If you're going to mock me, at least get your facts straight.

 Beckett : Telemarketers. I swear, there should be tougher laws against them.

 Beckett : Okay, I've got to get moving. I have a meeting over at One PP.

 Vikram : I'm not carrying. I'm just an analyst. I'm a data cruncher at the AG's office.

 Vikrum : I started working a few months ago. Now they're all dead.

 Annie : You and Mom disappeared from the party at the same time.

 Annie : No, I remember, because I was trying to find you guys...

 Beckett : that Sadie was having an affair with her husband, Roger.

 Beckett : So you headed out to the yard, you moved the basketball hoop over

 Castle : But Sadie caught you spying in the window, didn't she?

 Castle : So you came inside and accused her of having an affair with Roger.

 Lloyd : Your mother was having an affair with her. Of all people.

 Lloyd : And it was so funny to your mother that I assumed it was Roger.

 Brown : Mr. Beakman, my advice to you would be to stop talking,

 Ryan : Hey, remember, we're only here to see if he can help us locate Melanie.

 Esposito : You know, I was really hoping the next time I saw this guy

 Benjamin Moss : I could really use your help on this one, Bill.

 Bracken : I'd offer you both a drink, but I get the feeling this is an official call.

 Ryan : Well, we'd just like to ask you a few questions about someone.

 Bracken : Yeah, sure, I know Melanie. She's a great girl. Is there a problem?

 Bracken : Just yesterday. We were both attending the same eco-conference in the city.

 Bracken : No. I'm giving the keynote address and she was helping me with my speech.

 Bracken : on a very important piece of legislation that I'm unveiling.

 Esposito : and by the way, your big date, is what, like, two months away?

Yeah, and it looks like Siegel made a stop just before he got here.

 Esposito : Got his start in real estate development, then he went on

 Esposito : to launch the Sapphire Coast Resort and Casino in 1999.

 Castle : You don't come to be a casino owner without making enemies.

 Esposito : He has a foundation that gives money to charitie and public schools.

 Castle : Let's say Sarah found what it was she was looking for.

 Castle : That's when she would've heard Helen coming out of the house.

 Castle : She would have had to have gotten rid of whatever it was that she found.

These are pics that our vic took while he was supposedly at the doctor.

 Ryan : they ship their battery sludge up to the recycling plant in Paramus.

 Lance Carlberg : Listen, I know my rights. And I don't have to say anything.

 Beckett : You promised them that they were gonna help save the world.

 Penny : Well, breakups-- or whatever the hell this is-- can be tough.

 Sheldon : You think you're doing science by cutting up that brain?

 Amy : I'm about to remove the locus coeruleus, which is incredibly delicate work.

 Amy : Hope your hands are steady. It's the width of a single hair.

 Amy : But this is just biology, so it's no problem for a genius like you.

It's not. I will have you know in the field of physics we work...

 Sheldon : ...with particles so small they make fat jokes about the locus coeruleus...

 Ted : Apparently, there's a rule that says I can't date stella.

 Ted : No, this rule comes from the american medical association.

 Narrator : But I don't know, looking back on the platinum rule,

 Wendy comes to the table and offers a drink to Barney : On the house.

 Sheldon : ...do you truly believe that you were ever fit to be a cheer leader?

 Penny : ...really meant to hurt you. They just told an unfortunate lie...

 Penny : ...to deal with a difficult situation. You know what it's like?

Remember the new Star Trek movie? Kirk has to take over the ship...

 Leonard : He came out of his room wearing his Darth Vader helmet...

 Leonard : ...and tried to choke me to death with the Force, so I'd say a little better.

...it's pretty much about having and giving and sharing and receiving.

 Rachel : Well, of course I will watch him. We have fun, don't we, Ben?

All right, that's it. Come here. You are in big trouble young man!

 House : while you try and negotiate a hostage trade for an incentive spirometer.

 House : You figure that two people snuck weapons into the clinic today?

 House : Decreased lung volume, heart palpitations, fatigue, stomach pain, intermittent rash...

 House : You add on that final symptom and it can only be pulmonary scleroderma.

 House : Simple alkylating agent, case solved. See you on visitor's day.

 Wilson : that no human could meet. With your careers, with your kids.

 Wilson : Get help. Most men in your position have a deputy and two assistants at work,

 Wilson : and a wife and two nannies at home. You're not Superwoman, don't be a martyr.

 Kutner : which will knock the opioids out of your pain receptors.

 Thirteen : If we're right, your system will recalibrate within a few hours,

 Kutner : That takes drugs, too. We need to clear everything out of your system.

 Kutner : So it's not your parents, then it's your wife, someone you were close...

 Taub : I should've done more to stop it. He had the mother of all God complexes.

 Taub : So busy treating everyone's problems, he was blind to his own.

 Taub : Helped himself to a vial of insulin. It's a miracle he survived.

 Taub : His friends and family almost didn't. He was a selfish ass.

 Foreman : This is lunacy. You're torturing this guy on a hunch.

 Leonard : - This is your last chance. - No, Leonard, this is your last chance.

 Sheldon : One day, a historian is going to come to you and say : 

 Sheldon : And you're going to have to choke back a hot sob of regret and humiliation...

 Sheldon : ...as you mumble, "l was, but I chose to go to a party...

 Sheldon : ...thrown by the one kid from Stand By Me that no one remembers."

 Leonard : No, I just got a text from Stuart. Brent Spiner is at the party.

-He's cute! Where'd you get him? -My friend Bethel saved him from a lab.

 Ross : You reach a certain age, having a roommate is just kind of pathet

 Taub : What causes breathing issues, bleeding issues, paralysis,

 Adams : That's everything bad that's happened. What about the good stuff'?

 Adams : She and her mom mentioned a trip they took to Florida a couple of years ago.

 House : Great ideas. If dengue fever or cholera laid in wail for two years before suddenly...

 Penny : You are. You don't get to decide when I'm ready to say "I love you."

 Sheldon : ...with female emotional crises by studying the comic strip "Cathy."

...and I didn't even get put up for it. She better have a good reason.

 Phoebe : Just listen. Promise me that you will wait a minute before you call her.

 Phoebe : Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason.

 Esposito : But he did say something happened during delivery. Something weird.

He said the box must've been empty because it bounced right off of him.

Spooner kind of got squirrely, said it was just a couple of empties there

 Gates : and places a wall of empties in front of whatever his real cargo is.

 Max : forcing the mark to make a quick decision whether to go with you or not.

 Pablo : Next thing you know, two of them are walking on their way out of there.

 Pablo : What? It's a numbers game. I strike out 90% of the time.

 Beckett : So this mark that he was working, does she have a name?

 Castle : It's literally hundreds of women that Bailey slept with.

 Chandler : She was probably up all night excited about the party she knows is happening.

I know you guys really want to get to Vermont, and this isn't a big deaI to you.

But it really is to us, okay? Emma will never have a first birthday again.

 Rachel : She didn't sleep well last night, so we can't wake her.

 Judy : Ross was jealous of all the attention we were giving you.

 Chase : You'd let your wife keep another man's offspring on ice

 Chase : She's not ready to commit to me. She's planning for failure.

 Taub : Did you know that male fruit flies have toxic chemicals in their seminal fluid

 Annie : Not yet. But I got your shaving stuff, toothpaste, deodorant,

 Scott : You didn't have to do that. Really, the hospital supplies all that stuff.

 Annie : I'm still trying too hard, huh? Trying to get your other half to like me.

 Scott : No, no, no. Don't say that, okay? I like you, which means that...

 Thirteen : but since your right brain doesn't seem too fond of IVs...

 Denny : It's like I'm touching her. I like to believe she knows I'm there.

No, no, no, hold on, hold on. Just go back for a second, please?

 Beckett : And she knows Bobby S., obviously. But she's not talking.

 Siobhan : Well, at least you're Irish. You didn't lie about that.

 Siobhan : They said you went into hiding. Seven years. Without a word.

 Ryan : if you know something about Bobby S. Killing this guy, tell me.

Is Meredith the only person who doesn't know the size of this thing?

 Ellis : I have a cranial reconstruction in a half an hour. I need to go.

 Meredith : I need you to focus, and I need you to sign these papers.

 Penny : Oh, it's funny, I was just thinking the same thing about you.

 Bert : Well, you know how Amy's the coolest girl on campus, right?

 Penny : You tell me about your foot fungus, but this is a secret?

Did it look like that spear was gonna go right through your skull?

 Leonard : Hey, you didn't want a Slurpee at 7-Eleven, you don't get glasses.

 Sheldon phone rings : Oh. That will be another congratulatory call for me.

 Sheldon phone rings : -Mute, please. -Wait. Hang on. Flaming arrow.

 Adams : because you're really certain he has a neurological condition.

 House : I assume you're interpreting my actions in the best possible light

 House : in which case, I will be teaching you my secret homie handshake.

That's not going to do ii. You're up against a lifetime of training.

 House : Either way, it's more interesting than whatever you're doing now.

I hear Ralph Lauren fooled around with someone in the copy room.

-They're really, really, really white. -What was wrong with your old...

 ADDISON : - You are a very strange person, Derek. - I am just bright and shiny, Addison.

So then I popped his shoulder right back in. He didn't even flinch.

 BAILEY : - Looks like you've got a full house. - Just waiting on the wife.

 BROTHER 2 : - Let the doctor speak, Georgie. - White coat. Look at the white coat.

 IZZIE coughing : - Sexual harassment. - Dr. Stevens is shadowing me today.

 MARK : I have over two weeks worth of dry cleaning needs to be picked up,

I also need you to get me a sandwich from that pathetic excuse for a deli.

 Wilson : You said you'd hang the stethoscope if you were having sex.

 Alexis : The shop rag Frank used was covered in grease from working on his car.

 Castle : Sweetie, you were right. Someone else killed Kim Tolbert.

But he says he can't build a case based on evidence that isn't there.

 Beckett : She convinced a contact at the lab to run evidence after hours.

 Lanie : Now, we retested every swab taken from Kim's body 15 years ago.

 Lanie : Everything listed in Pennsylvania's report came out in our report,

 Lily : - Dude, everyone sees Maury Povich. - Maury Povich is everywhere.

 Marsall : I'm sorry, Robin, but you're not a real New Yorker till you've seen Woody Allen.

I've been here for almost six years. It's not like I just got off a boat.

till you've stolen a cab from someone who needs it more than you.

 Marsall : You're not a real New Yorker till you've cried on the subway

 Lily : You're not a real New Yorker till you've killed a cockroach with your bare hands.

 Robin : Those rules are all stupid, okay? I've never done any of those things.

By the end of this day, Robin would have done all of those things.

 Marshall : Woody Allen is eating at Gregor's, and Robin thinks we should go see him.

 Barney : Why would I do that? I'll see him at poker on Tuesday.

 Robin : Come on, if we jump in a cab, we'll be there in 15 minutes.

 Ted : The bus runs more often on weekends. Take the M-7 to the M-5.

 Castle : It's really not something most little girls aspire to be when they grow up.

 Serena : Just because a piece is in a museum, doesn't mean it belongs there.

 Serena : I specialized in returning art to their rightful owners,

starting with the small Rembrandt an SS officer took from my grandfather.

 House : You like needing help when you want something off a high shelf?

 House : Not being able to press an elevator button above the eighth floor?

 Maddy : without making her feel that her life isn't worth living?

 House : Poke a stick in her eye. Imagine how interesting she'll be then.

 Beckett : If they were in the same twelve-step program, I wanna know.

But that doesn't mean you can show up and act like nothing has happened.

The truth is that if you wanted to come back, you would have already,

 Beckett : is because you were at the wrong place at the wrong time.

 Castle : Did you ever stop and think maybe I was waiting to hear from you?

 Castle : A sign from the universe telling us we need to solve this case together.

 Beckett : as long as you promise to do what I say, when I say it,

 Castle : Is it the cold, the light, or the combination of the two?

 Esposito : So normally only a handful of wait staff handle each entree,

 Esposito : and CSU found this waiter's vest stashed in the dumpster.

 Cory : I didn't get a good look, but I remember thinking that he wasn't familiar.

 Shaw : You may not see it, you may not be ready to, but he does.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, the situation with Castle is complicated.

 Castle : I talked to Avery about buying one of those incredible Fed-mobiles.

 Castle : Without the weapons, of course, but I could stock it with my own gadgets.

 Castle : I could get "Writer" airbrushed across the back window.

I'm just... I'm embarrassed to have criminals in the back of that thing.

 Martha : We're eating. You know, something families do, couple of times a day.

Darling, I never said I was going to be chained to the man's side.

And in order to maintain that, I'm going to have to divide my time accordingly.

So, if I have to eat a few meals a week and do all of my laundry here,

 Castle : Well, I hope you'll be comfortable sleeping in the home theater chairs

 Beckett : Castle, not like that. Just check my back. There's something that hurts.

 Castle : It's where we were. You called me and asked me to meet you there.

 Beckett : Well, I'm a simple girl, Castle. I go where the bodies are.

 Castle : Behind every door, a delightful tale of desperation, depravity...

 Esposito : Housekeeping found him when they came to clean the room.

 Mr. Geller : It's your mother's bridge night, so I came into the city for a Moni-cuddle.

 House : Because at that point, he was a post-viral autoimmune reaction,

 House : His immune system basically rolled out the red carpet for the dormant virus,

 Foreman : - suppress his bone marrow even further. - Which is more likely?

 House : Rapidly progressing, acute onset lupus in a patient already on steroids,

 House : Well, then I'm wrong. And you shouldn't... give him interferon!

 Foreman : Intravenous interferon has been shown to be effective

 Maria : But I thought you said it wasn't an infection. You said it was lupus.

 Foreman : - has caused us to reconsider. - And what if you're wrong here, too?

 Maria : - What if it's not a virus? - There are risks with interferon,

 Foreman : especially in a patient who's already immunosupressed.

 Foreman : Look, at this point, your lungs, kidneys and heart are all failing.

 Bernadette : Oh, yeah, that's a good-looking baby for a little gray blob.

 Bernadette : The doctor's gone for the day, so it doesn't matter.

 Castle : This is why Ryan didn't see any blood! It was all in here!

 Michael : No, I have it handled for now, but I can't leave it there forever.

Kids, as you know, I was designing Goliath National Bank's new headquarters

 Barney : Wile E. Coyote wasn't trying to sleep with the Roadrunner.

 Lily : Isn't it hard for you guys to be on opposite sides of this?

 Ted : You and Marshall have basically melded into one big hermaphroditic blob.

 Ted : But some of us want a partner who challenges us to grow and evolve.

 Castle : Well, apparently the only way to stop her is locking her up.

 Esposito : Couple of nights ago, Shauna filed a harassment complaint.

 Esposito : Said the lives of half the people on the planet were at stake.

 Castle : Whatever crazy theory I could've come up with, this is better.

 Esposito : She managed to get away and ducked inside her building,

but when she looked out her window, he was still out there waiting for her,

 Esposito : He didn't have an ID and he was pretty much off his rocker,

 Simon Doyle : You do not understand. We are running out of time.

 Simon Doyle : I need to get out of here. You have to let me go!

 Castle : Because it sounds to me like he really didn't want her to die.

Castle, there is a blood trail that led from the van, and it stopped.

 Beckett : Castle, listen, if there is a lead, we are gonna find it.

 Chandler : Someday, when you're ready, you'll make it past the hedges.

 Joey : You forgot to switch legs between questions. No Hopping Bonus!

 Monica : Do you have a dressing room and a chair with your name?

 Joey : Thanks a lot. Enjoy your stay at Caesars. We hope it's toga-rific.

 Chairman : Okay, it's killing me. What rhymes with "beck and call?"

 Raj : I don't know where you are, dude, but it's really kickass.

 Ross : -I cannot wait to see this. -It's generating Oscar buzz.

For those who haven't checked their calendars, today's my due date.

That way for the first few moments of her life, she'll think we're really fancy.

I couldn't have done it without you. I loved these last 9 months.

Yeah, but, how did he witnes the murder without the killer knowing?

 Ryan : Jack had a paper route, and the McClaren house was on it.

He started having dreams about what he'd seen all those years ago,

 Detective Addison Smith : I've been retired 10 years, and I still think about this one.

 Detective Addison Smith : I was the first one on the scene, and I gotta tell you,

 Detective Addison Smith : the pictures don't even do it justice.

 Detective Addison Smith : What Matt Benton did to his poor wife.

 Beckett : Matt Benton? You think that Melanie was killed by her own husband?

 Smith : Well, the neighbors complained about constant fighting.

 Smith : We put out an APB on Benton the night that Melanie was murdered,

 Smith : but he got away, and he's been on the lam ever since, so...

Did you ever hear anything about his whereabouts after he disappeared?

 Smith : Benton claimed he wasn't responsible for his wife's death.

 Smith : I mean, what kind of jackass did he think he was dealing with?

 Beckett : Did you ever follow up on any of those postcards, Detective Smith?

 Beckett : so why don't we grab everything from the University library

and it'd just seem heartless to kick her out and send her to a hotel.

 Beckett : Castle, that is a surprisingly reasonable and grounded theory.

 Esposito : So, I was going over Amy's financials for any unusual activity.

 Castle : $50,605? That's an odd amount for a withdrawal, especially in cash.

 Esposito : it's not in her apartment and I can't tie it to any recent purchases.

 Beckett : Contact her bank, see if they know why she made that withdrawal.

 Lanie : I've got news, all right, but I'm not sure you're gonna like it.

 Lanie : I found hairs like this one in a wound on the victim's arm.

 Beckett : The killer wanted us to think it was a wolf to throw us off.

LANIE : Which would explain why there are no bite marks on the body.

 Lanie : The gashes were inflicted by a human killer using a wolf claw.

 Lanie : both on the victim's back, so she didn't put them there herself.

 Beckett : So she was drugged? Are there any signs of sexual assault?

 Foreman : Have you noticed any improvement since starting the cefuroxime?

 Cate : We have a limited supply of medication, and I am not about to waste it.

 Cate : Right before I got sick, one of my crew members severed his femoral artery.

 House : between the second and third rib, in the midclavicular line.

 House : By the time we get someone else there, you'll have suffocated.

 Esposito : you bought those with your share of the gold-coin heist.

 Joey : And I have a dozen witnesses that put me at the Chicken-Chicken-Chicken

 Esposito : Not between me and Sonia, I'm talking about the case.

 Wilson : House would never leave food out here rotting for days.

 Ross : -Sorry I kept you waiting so long. -That's okay. Where do you wanna go?

-I'm telling you, I like the food. -You like the Purple Rain display.

 Ross : -Did that guy just call you Toby? -Yeah, he thinks that's my name.

-Why don't you correct him? -It's been going on way too long now.

The first time, we were just passing each other, so I didn't say anything.

 Cristina : Teeth don't slice. You can only reattach with a clean cut.

 Meredith : The digestive juices didn't leave much of the flesh.

 Cristina : Not to mention he'll never be able to have sex again.

 Burke : I want to know when you stopped thinking of me as your number one.

 Webber : You're comfortable and arrogant, and it doesn't impress me.

 Rachel : I was just reading the joke below it. Man, that one is funny.

 Chandler : Monica, you remember me telling you that joke, right?

Is that spelled with a C or a K? It doesn't matter, they're both great!

Okay, but be careful. Guy who was helping me had to leave because he hurt his back.

 Howard : Hey, I was thinking, for our first dance at the wedding...

 Howard : ...what if we learn the final number from Dirty Dancing?

 Bernadette : - You're in a good mood. - Yeah, well, why wouldn't I be?

...and finally got my mother to agree not to come on our honeymoon.

 Castle : Anyway, maybe our method actress has gone a little too method.

 Castle : These fair gentlemen are constables and wish to speak with you

 Ryan : or we shall force perforce be moved to make a Star Chamber...

 Esposito : Look, Naomi, we know that you were having a showmance with Zane.

 Castle : It's what he's gonna put you in the back ofwhen he arrests you for murder.

 Esposito : So stop the Daniel Day-Lewis routine and start talking, or...

 Naomi : Okay. Look, I wasn't in my right mind when I smashed up Zane's car,

 Naomi : I was out late last night bar-hopping with some of the cast.

 Chandler : It was so obvious. There was no chemistry between you two.

You're accusing me of cheating on you, and you're insulting my performance?

I can see how this could happen. You're up there every night naked, touching, kissing.

 Chandler : That is what happened. I don't even see you denying this.

 Rachel : The most adorable guy came over, and I got to dress him up all day!

 Lucas : He'd get a lot farther if he didn't stop at all the red lights.

 House : Maybe he was doing something he thinks I'll mock him for.

 Lucas : If you weren't worried, you wouldn't be sitting in my car.

 House : Doesn't matter if it isn't, Wilson doesn't buy his pizza.

there's gotta be a pervert like me living in at least one of them.

 Lucas : Yes, because you represent one out of every eight people

 Foreman : That thing you were hoping House didn't find at your place.

 Castle : You have video of Gabriel Shaw being killed by something not of this world.

"a leader, who comes into power on a platform of prosperity and peace."

 Sheldon : Stuart, I was wondering if you could help me find something.

 Stuart : I shouldn't even have mentioned it. How about a Batman squirt gun?

 Sheldon : Don't try and trick me into buying something I don't want.

 Hayley : I'm really sorry to interrupt, but I think I've found something.

 Hayley : Yeah, I was going through Jordan Keegan's computer files

 Hayley : Yeah, it's a dreadful story about a serial-killing duo.

 Hayley : Along with a rather ghastly collection of human body parts.

 Trevor : I knew I should never have partnered with a screenwriter.

 Castle : I gave you notes on that horrible script you commissioned.

-Now that you're here..? -I'll hang out till I have to meet you.

 Joey : -I thought you already have a job. -And they say you don't pay attention.

 Joey : -Wow. How do you know how to do that? -That's what I do now.

 Leonard : I actually felt kinda silly just saying "on the down-low."

 Castle : You know, you mock. But you're gonna miss me when I'm gone.

 Beckett : - You're not going anywhere. - How can you be so sure?

 Castle : - I really don't think this is the time... - Take offyourjacket.

 Castle : Are you kidding? I'm thrilled. Let's celebrate. Naked Twister.

 Hayley : No, no, we need to get rid of some of the bad vibes in here.

AII right. But if I can't sleep tonight, I'm kicking your ass in the morning.

It's about a guy whose roommate is having sex and tells him to go...

- I'll let you get back to your date. - Oh, no, no. This isn't a date. No.

 Kutner : Part of you knew the plan, even when it was working, wouldn't work.

 Kutner : And right now, I'm curious about why you're sitting on the ground

 Wilson : He'll call you twice a day. Then his wife will call you twice a day

 Wilson : to make sure she understands what he told her you told him.

 Foreman : No one has seen or heard from him since two nights ago.

 Wilson : Last time he went to prison, he thought he had you waiting for him.

 Sheldon : for a long period of time might attract the attention

 Leonard : in the middle of nowhere because he wanted people dropping in.

side-by-side, as they go through the ups and downs, the twists and turns

 Beckett : but I will not marry you on a ride, or up in space, or on a slide.

 Castle : We should determine exactly whom we are going to invite.

we could determine exactly how big a roller coaster car we need to build.

 Beckett : Or how big of an actual venue we need. Either way, I'll go and get the paper.

 Castle : You know, there's a good argument for keeping the list really small.

 Ryan : Peter Cordero, 26. According to the super, he lives alone.

 Ryan : He's a futures trader at JP Harding, the Wall Street investment firm.

 Phoebe : And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day...

 Monica : "Oh, my God! I love Ross. I hate Ross. I love Ross. I hate Ross!"

I'll stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find there!"

Yeah, you're right, and so for the last time I would like to ask you : 

We should get a move on if we want to make those dinner reservations.

There are other ways to win back your money. How about blackjack?

 Castle : My name is Richard Castle. That missing captain is my wife.

 Esposito : - by a dry cleaners on 23rd Street. - Any sign of Beckett?

 Ryan : They said a woman matching Beckett's description was there.

 Esposito : - Can you tell us what happened here? - A lady and man burst in.

 Drycleaner : She said she was cop. Bleeding everywhere. Big mess.

 Drycleaner : She told man to lock me in bathroom. He did. And that was it.

 The Interviewer : - Like the candy? - As a matter of fact, I do.

Our readers always want to know how soap stars stay in such great shape.

We stars usually just try to eat right and get lots of exercise.

 Dana : Right now, I'm learning how to run a kitchen from one of the best chefs in New York.

 Dana : Before that, it was eight years studying, 12 years in that lab.

 Dana : It was always what I was supposed to do, never what I wanted to do.

 House : Adorable. Elevators keep crashing. Is Mercury in retrograde or what?

 Cuddy : Elevators can be capricious, sometimes it just seems like they're out to get you.

 Cuddy : She keeps playing with the blanket. Why would she do that?

 Cuddy : Maybe they wanted to take time off to spend with their little dumbwaiter,

 Cuddy : but then they had to leave it at home with an elevator sitter

 Cuddy : because you're incapable of listening to anybody but me.

I am going to do my job. It doesn't mean I have to do it happily,

 Cuddy : without seeking vengeance on the person making me be here.

Congratulations. You've officially dragged me down to your level.

 Sheldon : ...I was just mentioning an interesting local news item.

 Sheldon : Now, thanks to you, I'm worried Amy's been eaten by a bobcat.

 Sheldon outside : She sounds weepy. I don't like weepy. Let's go.

 Sheldon : because they'll never have a relationship as good as ours.

 Sheldon : She's not my girlfriend. Are you telling me, for the past four months

 Howard : Raj and I entered Sheldon's information on a dating site,

 Castle : Yes, and Beckett is protecting him at the Fairwyck as we speak.

 Alexis : I was just reminding Dad that Beckett is a professional

 Ryan : Hey, Beckett, ballistics got multiple matches on the gun

 Ryan : connecting the weapon to four killings outside the state.

 Esposito : There was never enough evidence, but a name did come up.

 Ryan : Used to be a button man with links to organized crime in Chicago.

 Beckett : So, is this the same guy that we saw on the bus stop video?

 Esposito : Yep, he's a match for height, age and placement of creepy neck tattoo.

 Beckett : along with any other transportation systems into the city.

 Eric : I've worked with the best and you'd run circles around any of them.

 Monica : Would you stop? We've only gone out a couple of weeks.

For most guys, that's like a third or fourth date kind of thing.

Wait until you're in the moment and whatever you feel will be the answer.

Pete gets down on his knee and pulls out that pumpkin-sized diamond ring...

He's very sorry about that, and wishes you the best luck in all your endeavors.

 Precious : I just can't believe that Mike didn't give me any warning.

He didn't know. He wasn't planning on coming to Barbados and proposing to me.

 Precious : He proposed to you? This is the worst birthday ever!

 House : No, you told me you were supposed to be busy 20 minutes ago.

 House : I enjoyed a healthy Sunday brunch, so your insinuation...

 Cuddy mad : You are the most selfish, self-centered son of a bitch

 Foreman : House is back in charge. We get to treat a porn star.

 Chase : We're leaving the team and the hospital, effective immediately.

 House : Unless you've been circulating your resumes for a while.

 Chase : We're just starting to think about new jobs, where we want to live.

 House : The rest of you take a history and do an LP to rule out viral encephalitis.

 Foreman : Since I'm guessing you don't take their word for it...

 Foreman : All right. I'm gonna need you to lie on your side and put your knees to your chest.

 Hank : My wife used to smoke a little pot, but I never touch the stuff.

 Sheldon : We can attribute that to the stress of sneaking past the security desk.

 Sheldon : She thought if I failed at theoretical physics that I should have a trade to fall back on.

 Sheldon : And by the way, the blood pressure cuff is called a sphygmomanometer.

 Leonard : - Thank you. - Didn't teach you that in medical school?

Ha. A cardiac stress test, a full-body MRI, an electromyogram...

 Sheldon : ...it felt like my diaphragm was just going through the motions.

 Rachel : Chandler, have you heard about Monica's secret boyfriend?

 Sully : I got a line on a cab that picked Charlie up the day he got killed.

Another dude hopped in the backseat and the two of them got in a huge fight.

 Ryan : Well, then, as you might know, not only did Ramon play Marco,

 Ramon : whether I'm out there on the street, or here teaching class.

 Ramon : I'm telling you, Charlie's death is a personal tragedy for me

 Ramon : And I'll do anything I can to help you find whoever did this to him.

 Esposito : We understand you shared a cab ride with him yesterday?

 Castle : William Congreve had it right when he talked about scorned women.

 Beckett : Hey, guys. Any luck tracking down Bailey's other woman?

 Ryan : Yeah, and each of them thought they were his one and only.

 Castle : Then why would he tell Holly that he was Jake from Chicago?

 Sheldon : who would make a more manly and convincing son of Krypton?

 Sheldon : I was thinking specifically of the gentleman over there

No, no, no, you had your chance to be "we" for like a year and a half now.

- Why do we have to tell him I did it? - Not gonna tell him I did it.

 Leonard : We could tell him they wanted the couch to stay away from their boyfriend.

 Beckett : They were headed south, off of Long Island, with Castle.

 Ross : No wonder she was looking at me all funny during the wedding.

Maybe I'm not the type of guy women can have just one night with.

 Sheldon : ...I happened to gaze out the window and a brassiere caught my eye.

 Penny : How the hell did you get them up on that telephone wire?

 Sheldon : When you understand the laws of physics, Penny, anything is possible.

 Penny : I've done some stupid things, you've done some stupid things.

 Sheldon : I'm willing to concede that you've done some stupid things.

 Howard : Well, I can't really decide between a screaming devil...

 Bethany : Get the mean little skull, and I'll see if I can make him smile.

 House : This is Oubliette, Ohio. Buses don't run here after 1968.

 Ina : Ben and I have a beautiful three-bedroom condo, all on the one floor.

 Ina : Comes every 15 minutes. Ben'll be wondering where his dinner is.

 House holding Up His Cane : for another 45 minutes, we can make this!

 Seibert : and kiss a few butts to raise money for our research.

 Sheldon : Which, by the way, is something you don't want to attend

 Seibert : You're gonna put on a suit, you're gonna come to this party,

 Chandler : You know, it's very hard to take you seriously when you look like that.

 David : You're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was unbearable.

 David : Of course, the sanitation strikes in Minsk didn't help.

 Winters : Am I the only one that finds this situation eerily familiar?

Do you know how long I have worked to get away from Lieutenant Chloe,

 Janice : What is the great tragedy here? Get yourself another appointment.

Estelle tried. The casting director told her I missed my chance.

 Joey : - She only talks to agents. - What a sad little life she must lead.

 Phoebe : Apparently, he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office?

 Phoebe : So your husband leaves and burns down the apartment. The world doesn't stop.

 Mathis : To pick her up at the opera and bring her to Mr. Nazif.

 Beckett : You caught up to her at her apartment and then you murdered her.

 Mathis : I went to her apartment to look for her, but she was already dead.

 Beckett : You expect me to believe that someone else killed her? Who?

 Castle : All right, well, how far from the limo was she when you last saw her?

 Chandler : It couldn't have been worse. A woman literally passed through me.

 Chandler : I would, but that might get in the way of my lying-around time.

 Chandler : If we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I'm going home.

 STAMMERS You know, I gotta say, when I volunteered to take Cosmo,

there's no way I'm gonna let you take care of our baby on your own.

 Beckett : No, sir. Castle is just giving us psychological insight

 Beckett : Unfortunately, it looks like our con man was running a whole slew of cons.

Unraveling all of them and finding the killer is going to take some time.

 Beckett : One of Fletcher's aliases conned a woman named Patty Schultz

 Beckett : - Mrs. Schultz, I'm Detective Beckett. - Is this about Sanchez?

 Patty Schultz : because he was drilling holes in the wall to watch me exercise.

 Patty Schultz : - Are you arresting me? - Why would we arrest you?

 Beckett : Mrs. Schultz, you've just confessed to a crime. I'm gonna read you your...

 Patty Schultz : And all I think about are my cats and killing this son of a bitch.

I don't know, R.G. I was thinking something girlie for your office.

Then you'll get stuck with Rachel, and she exchanges every gift.

Maybe I'll come to your place. Your wife doesn't mind being alone at Christmas?

 Chandler : Monica says that her maitre d' is the funniest guy she's ever met.

 Joey : -Seriously? She actually said that? -Yes. Am l crazy to be this upset?

 Alexis : Today, we say goodbye to everything that was familiar,

 Alexis : and the small clear voices in our hearts that will be with us, always.

 Castle : I've got a thousand cable channels, I got my Xbox. You have fun.

 Castle : Hello? To look for other items with supernatural abilities.

 Castle : Well, boys, I looked into the eyes of the Devil, so there's that.

 Esposito : Yeah, a bouncer who was working in a club across the alley

- AII right. Did you get the plates? - Nope. And we don't need them.

 Sondra : Oh, yeah? well, a lot of people have that kind of SUV.

 Ryan : Yes, but not a lot of people have the murder weapon in their garage.

 Castle : Yeah? Then why was there sulfur, i.e., brimstone found in Shaw's body?

 Ryan : and not only did they find traces of Shaw's blood on it,

 Ted : There's the Village, the Lower East Side, Central Park...

 Punchy : They got better billboards then the ones in Times Square?

 Punchy : I'm going to go pee in the jar I got going in the alley.

 Beckett : but when I accused him of murdering Holly, that threw him.

 Ryan : And if Holly's involved, that makes her the Artful Dodger. Or the Artful DJ.

 Beckett : And that would explain why we never found the stolen loot

 Ryan : That gives him motive to get rid of Holly if she ever gave him any trouble.

 Esposito : Well, if we're right, then Joey knows who our killer is.

Oh, I don't know about that. But I could be your ticket out of this.

 Agent Mark Fallon : He had his cousin Amir fashion a dirty bomb,

 Agent Mark Fallon : He's most likely the leader of our terrorist cell.

 Agent Mark Fallon : Jamal owns a moving company, so check his trucks.

 Agent Mark Fallon : Our families. Our loved ones. Our neighbors.

 Castle : That's why writers work so hard making the details right.

 Lily : And then, once you've cleaned up all the oceans and saved the planet,

 Marshall : I've ruined your night, I practically broke Wendy's back.

 Wendy : I said it's Marshall Eriksen's fault. Why, do you know him?

 Barney : - What flowing cotton frock... - I'll tell you. Just...

 Addison : I thought we were going to lunch. Why are we still sitting here?

It's actually better. I'm grateful I don't have to think about it.

 Jonathan Tisdale : Mr. Castle, I may be rich, but my daughter was not.

 Jonathan Tisdale : She abhorred money. The little she had, she gave to charity.

 Jonathan Tisdale : - I don't check day to day. - But it's in the ballpark?

 Jonathan Tisdale : - I've been lucky, yes. - Appreciate your time.

 Jonathan Tisdale : to my charitable foundation and the rest to my children.

 Castle : And the way he kept touching his hair, like he's self-conscious.

- You think it was a piece? - It's a good one, but it's new to him.

 Beckett : So he's got cancer. That doesn't mean that he's terminal.

 Taub : Could be amyloidosis. Amyloid build-up hits the organs, tissue...

 Taub : Heart's still failing. The improvement was only temporary.

 House : They investigated what they saw, not what they didn't saw.

 House : Talk to friends, classmates, pizza delivery guy. Draft Foreman.

"who apparently called my boss instead of me to say he wasn't coming in"?

 House : 'Cause it's really not fair to have that much subtext in one syllable.

I'm analyzing an X-ray and your friend Meredith starts asking me about her dog.

 Callie : I get Izzie. I mean, I don't. But if you want to defend Izzie, that's fine.

 George : We all started out together, Meredith, Izzie, Cristina and me.

 Callie : George, that woman hurt you as badly as anyone can be hurt.

 George : Izzie and Meredith and Cristina, they're... they're my family.

 George : I can hate Meredith and I can be angry at her but I'll always defend her.

Stevens. Where the hell have you been? Have you got the lab results?

When I get confirmatory tests and labs to raise Denny's UNOS status,

I will fax them to you. Then you should waste no time getting back here.

 Izzie : Because I don't know enough to know how long Denny will have once I start.

 Sebastian : Well, you know how these things happen. You leave a bag on the airplane,

 Sebastian : I have an idea. You could bring me the refill in Africa.

 Sebastian : You actually like working for House? You find this satisfying?

 Sebastian : Thank you. I appreciate that. I appreciate the support.

 House : It's about the media stroking, adulation, the pats on the head.

 House : That means I get credit for every life he saves from here on out.

 Beckett : This is Leslie Nielsen before he became a comic genius.

He's here when I go to sleep and wake up and when I want to shower.

 Rachel : My mother sends me the engagement notices for inspiration.

 Rachel : I started packing, then I realized, "What am I doing?"

 Monica : Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap and Joey can lift.

 Monica : The movers will be here in 11 hours. Rachel hasn't packed.

I have a zit on my forehead and I am beginning to look how I feel.

I want a lot of things. I want to skydive. I'd like to learn Italian.

I want to go to St. Tropez with my husband and lie topless on the beach.

 Alex : Won't even know the difference. Plus, you'll never have to wear a bra again.

 Izzie annoyed : Didn't I see your service on the OR board for a biopsy right about now?

 Savvy : - Two, take my chances and die young. - There's a third option.

 Izzie : Take your chances, get cancer, and fight like hell to survive.

 Penny : and convinced them to let you give your speech over Skype.

 Esposito : on Billy's orders, you put an ice pick through her neck.

 Beckett : If you didn't kill her, why'd you work so hard to disappear?

 Noah : Very close to finding out what really happened on that boat.

 Beckett : Okay, well, I'm still gonna have to hold you, you know.

 Ryan : Well, Noah's alibi is solid. He's definitely not the killer.

 Beckett : Ryan, see if you can uncover what Michelle was doing at the DEA.

 James Wilson : Although I did hear some plangent strumming from under that couch earlier.

 James Wilson : This kidnapper isn't just bold. He's diabolical.

 James Wilson : I guess he realized he probably shouldn't give it back to you

 Greg House : So, what you're saying is, you didn't find that one big explanation

 Lisa Cuddy : Well, let's just say your anti-depressant theory does explain the fever.

 Lisa Cuddy : What about the heart? And don't say a building fell on her.

 Greg House : Come on, it fits. Crushed musculature releases potassium, causes V-tach.

 Lisa Cuddy : You'd think she'd get crush syndrome after she was crushed,

 Greg House : Microvascular occlusions, takes that long for the blood to reperfuse.

 Kay : Having your picture taken with a dead guy is the exception.

 Kay : I have to be so careful with my image. My image is all that I have.

 Kay : Oh, I didn't see him. He showed up in the middle of my 10 : 00 a.m. workout.

 Kay : I can't take one step without a million people taking my picture.

ESPOSITO : Yeah. I've been going through Francisco's financials.

 Esposito : So we went back and looked at the last few shows he judged.

 Adams : I'm guessing the lump was just an air bubble that got trapped in the mold.

 Adams : I threw in some stitches, too. Just wanted to make her look her best.

Are you looking at the apartment with those or the transit of Mercury?

 Monica : The one who looked at you once because you got in her way.

 Rachel : Are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?

Okay, I'll do it, but as long as you promise you won't marry her.

Sure, but they might think it's weird since I don't work there anymore.

 Oborin : He hopes for a quick resolution and to see justice served.

 Beckett : that Grigory's father's consulate work put his son at risk?

 Oborin : Oh, Mr. Mishkin writes economic forecasts for commodities.

 Oborin : to have a Russian Diplomatic Security Officer assigned to the case.

 Oborin : A spirit of cooperation is in everyone's best interest.

 Sergei Mishkin : Oh, please, can you tell me what happened with Grigory?

 Marshall : I know, we made our little deal with the universe...

 Lily : I am going back to Dr. Stangel and getting thoroughly checked out.

 Lily : - I still kind of think it's Barney. - There's no way it's Barney.

 Leonard : But I can't deal with the fact that she slept with my friend, Raj.

 Leonard : ...who I've been going out with, is moving back to lndia.

 Leonard : ...in parenting and child development, and all you've got is "buck up"?

 Raj : At least Leonard, Howard and I would have always been friends.

 Bernadette : Hey, how come you three never got an apartment together?

 Ross : -You gave her the ring? -No, and l did not ask her to marry me.

 Rachel : He was right there. He got down on one knee and he proposed.

 Sheldon : No, no, no. I'm really good at this. All right, give me a hint.

 Sheldon : Does it involve difficulty initiating a stream of anything?

 Arthur : Well, given my age, thats more than just a lucky guess.

 Sheldon : But I'm hanging out with my friend, and we're having fun.

 Joey : She really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot..

 Jamie : It's a multimillion-dollar case we're settling in two days.

 Cameron : We'll call you if anything changes. Will she be all right?

 Foreman : As long as she's not exposed to anything that can aggravate her allergy, she'll be fine.

 Rachel : I don't understand. You've been dating this guy since...

I said it was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick.

- Maybe Ross won't like her personality. - Does she have a bad personality?

 Bailey : I know you didn't just wander in here to help me change pillowcases.

It's possible. You are very lovable. I'd miss you if I broke up with you.

...and a shirt and CDs. Just sort of stuff that you've left here.

 Ross : What are you doing? Are you trying to hurt me or something?

 Amy : Oh, I know. I think it will go nicely with what I have prepared for dinner.

 Sheldon : Spaghetti with little pieces of hot dog cut up in it.

 Leonard : I'm sorry, I did. I crossed a line. l didn't mean to!

 Penny : - Well, they sure as hell don't say that. - It was the heat of the moment.

 Penny : No, the heat of the moment is, "Yeah, just like that"...

- I'm sorry, just give me another chance. - So you can crawl under covers and go : 

 Sheldon : Under the terms of my roommate agreement I've had control...

 Sheldon : ...of the thermostat ever since the sweaty night of '06.

 Howard : Okay, you were right about Wolverine and bone claws...

 Sheldon : Howard, don't embarrass yourself. The science chirps for itself.

 Howard : I spent many childhood years capturing them with nets, putting them in jars...

 Howard : ...sticking pins through them, mounting them on cardboard with labels...

 Howard : I am willing to bet anything that's an ordinary field cricket.

 Sheldon : -I can't take your money. -What's the matter, you chicken?

 Penny : it's still the second best thing I've heard all day. Hello?

 Janice : I know what you all are thinking, but Chandler is in Yemen.

 Janice : I'm a young woman. I have needs. I can't wait forever.

 Janice : So I'm asking you, please, just take a moment before you judge me.

 Sheldon : But you're not the only one whose day has been a disaster.

 Leonard : I haven't heard from Sheldon in a while. You think he's okay?

 Leonard : Not always, but ever since he wandered off at the swap meet

 Penny : Look, we went over stranger danger and gave him that whistle.

 Leonard : It's dark out and he's alone, I don't like it. Let's go get him.

 Leonard : Not just that. My mother would kill me if I let something happen to him.

 Foreman : You should be home resting what's left of your bruised brain.

 Thirteen : What, the fact that he's getting better is evidence that we're wrong?

 House : Just a scalp laceration. It could be hidden in his optic chiasm.

 Thirteen : Hallucinations and smells were kind of working, right? Why the bath?

Hypnosis gave me the nose picker. Smells set off hallucinations.

 House : Maybe she is, but just doesn't have as good a sense of humor.

The blood test confirmed you have low-level carbon monoxide poisoning.

 Chase : We're putting you inside a high-pressure chamber that...

 Chase : Anything toxic you have at your home? Any paint solvents, anything unhygienic?

 Penny : What do you think you'd be doing if you never met Sheldon?

 Wilson : You really like these, or are you just avoiding a touchy conversation?

 Chase : I hired you because you were the most qualified applicant.

 Chase : Tapering cutoff in the left branch of the hepatic artery.

 Martha : - Decisions to make, and... - Wow, one of your old wedding videos.

 Martha : - compared to my ex-husbands. - So, the pros outweighed the cons?

 Martha : Darling, this was always supposed to be a temporary situation

 Martha : Stop writing because some idiot has got a screw loose?

 Monica : - I thought she just had one. - No, no. Henry's almost 2.

 Dr. Burke : The other day he told me he liked me better than his other grandpa.

 Dr. Burke : In all fairness, his other grandpa's a drunk, but still...

I know. I'm sorry. The guy's drunk. They won't let me go until we get this.

Don't hang up on me! I'll marry you and me right now! I have the power!

 Ross : You can do that too. Just like you've done everything else.

 Ryan : Dark sedan that was following Bardot after he left Flanagan's.

 Ortiz : Oh, come on, Beckett, just because she's got good scores

 Beckett : I'd put her on the street before any of the other recruits I met.

 Beckett : Damn it, Ortiz, don't make this harder than it needs to be.

 Beckett : You suspected that Bardot was working for Flanagan, so you followed him.

- The last train leaves in a half-hour. - And I have a massage client soon.

- If you're leaving, I'm definitely going. - Wait, if anybody gets to go, it's us!

How do you think she'll feeI when she comes back and you're gone?

And yes, I may be borrowing a few lines from my recent unsuccessful audition...

 Foreman : Those are not the qualities of someone who needs to steal a test.

 Foreman : So we're gonna sit here and take another practice test,

 Foreman : and we're gonna keep taking them until you've kicked its ass.

 Beckett : You were seen trying to break into his office just hours before that.

 Colette : I was looking out for him. But he wasn't coming home.

 Colette : but he told me to meet him the next day, and he'd explain everything.

 Colette : I fought with all of my strength, but it was in vain.

So, Captain Montgomery filled me in on your little arrangement and I have

no problem with it, as long as it doesn't interfere with the investigation.

 Sorenson : He planted Angela in front of the tube with a juice box and some cereal,

 Alfred : When I couldn't find her, I looked everywhere for her,

 Beckett : with windows facing the alleyway. Most people have bars.

 Beckett : So, our suspect climbed in through the window, grabbed Angela

 Sorenson : and are issuing an Amber alert to Port Authority and the tri-state area.

 Sheldon to Leonard : Have you ever thought of teaching physics?

 Sheldon : and may have left an unfortunate voice mail for Stephen Hawking.

 Sheldon : to create a ring that would make him happy when he was sad.

 Beckett : Narcotics hasn't been able to make a case against him, though.

 Castle : But the other actor actually happens to be a drug dealer!

 Ryan : But, again, why would Lance do this? Why would he go after Boothe?

 Booth : Old times. He wanted to share a drink, relive the glory days.

 Booth : I suppose I shouldn't complain. That role bought me this club.

 Castle : I've learned that every good fiction contains a kernel of truth.

 Beckett : What happened to the briefcase that Lance brought to the meeting?

 Booth : You're welcome to check. I doubt you'll find any of them here.

 Kirby : He was coming to meet with me, yes. With a proposition.

 Kirby : He wanted to know what it would take to make it all go away, forever.

 Kirby : I never thought he'd say yes. He did. He got the money.

 Kirby : The night he was killed, he was coming to meet me with it.

 Montgomery : Waiting to receive a blackmail payoff from the vic?

My three-year-old son could come up with a better story than that.

 Montgomery : Book him on the blackmail till we see what the search turns up.

 Montgomery : In the meantime, follow the money. If this bozo's telling the truth...

Then Horn had a quarter-million dollars on him when he was killed.

 Montgomery : And where does an underpaid public servant get it from in the first place?

 Castle : To people who like him, people who gave him money before.

l'm very angry at him because he slept with me and never called me back.

Yes. Emma and l came in a little early to do research on the presentation.

Actually, l made a few changes. l think l'm caught up on everything.

 Esposito : 'cause the person standing on it, she's a friend of mine.

 Ryan : They can stop any one of those parts from working, the bomb fails.

 Mahoney : We're estimating the trigger plate is about three feet by three feet.

 Castle : And the disarming process? How long does that usually take?

 Mahoney : We still don't know what kind of device we're dealing with.

 Castle : So what are we supposed to do in the meantime? Just...

Look, you said stepping on the plate was like cocking the hammer,

 Castle : What if we replaced Beckett with something of equal weight, you know?

 Castle : Just the old Indiana Jones bag-of-sand-golden-idol trick.

 Thirteen : I just don't think that's right to answer. We all work together.

 Wilson : That's the whole point of this game, something personal,

 Wilson : Well, I thought showing me your breasts would be a little exploitative.

 Cuddy : It's understandable that you wouldn't be happy right now.

 Sheldon : Okay, if you think being nice will get him to shut up, I'll try it.

 Howard : I just won't talk about the greatest achievement of my life ever again.

 Sheldon : What if we were to go as dinner table favorites, salt and pepper?

 Amy : ...and my cousin, William, was ground to death in a pepper factory accident.

 Sheldon : I don't think so. Those dolls represent three things I don't care for : 

 Castle : Yeah. Was it true that she and Sierra Goodwin were kind of BFFs?

 Rina : No. Stupid stuff, really. Lying about when a call time is.

 Rina : she crushed up a diet pill and dropped it into another model's champagne.

 Beckett : - You're saying she dosed someone? - The girl got all wired

 Beckett : when Teddy Farrow was around, to make her seem crazy or paranoid.

 Esposito : Tech managed to recover the deleted photos from Will James' memory card.

 Esposito : He might not have been Jenna's killer, but he was definitely her stalker.

 Beckett : You drove all the way down here just to show me this?

- That is so thoughtful of you guys. - What do you think, Beckett?

 Sheldon : Look at Dr. Saul Perlmutter up there clutching that Nobel Prize.

 Sheldon : What's the matter, Saul? Afraid someone's gonna steal it?

 Leonard : You know what? I am tired of living in fear of this guy.

 Sheldon : Yeah. Check for your watch, Gustaf, he might've lifted it.

 Bernadette : - How come I never see you wear it? - Because when I wear it, it's a shirt.

 Bernadette : Oh, they all went with Leonard to confront his childhood bully.

 Amy : When Leonard gets back, I'd love to check serotonin levels.

 House : You obviously know this because you're on the school board,

 House : and being the CEO here obviously connects you to Cuddy.

 Wells : Well, if we're so connected, why isn't she the one asking?

 Foreman : we're gonna have to add radiation poisoning to the DDX.

He'll die, which from the sound of it, wouldn't be much worse than...

 Sheldon : They didn't have anything barber-themed in the gift shop...

 Sheldon : Don't know if you can read his little T- shirt. It says, "Get well beary soon."

 Sheldon : Trust me, if you were even a little conscious right now, you'd be laughing.

 Sheldon : ...people in comas are aware of everything going on around them.

 Sheldon : ...move away from the light and toward the sound of these scissors.

 Nurse : Oh, dear, did we spit out our pills, slip out of the ninth floor...

 Martha : Oh, darling, you can join us, you great, beautiful creature.

 Alexis : Ash, it's not about today. It's about the last 100 days.

 Alexis : Just because you're in California doesn't mean I should have

 Amy : Look, I'm, uh... I'm sitting in your chair, there's nothing wrong with it.

Something in the chair is biting my tushy. It's not importa... Ow.

 Amy between screams : Can I tell my doctor? I'm gonna need shots!

 Leonard : You're my woman and I'm gonna make you feel things you've never feIt before.

-I'm gonna go get these in some water. -You stole those from that wedding?

No, the hotel lobby. They think they can charge me for some dirty movie..

 Ross : and a bag of Mashuga Nuts, they got another thing coming!

 Ross : Come on, read your own label. See you later. He is so weird.

 Ed : - What does that mean? What are you doing? - She's unresponsive to pain.

 George : Besides, you know what I don't understand is, why Alex?

 Meredith : maybe you could bring your boys by to visit their mom?

 Alex : Well, nobody's talking to me so it makes it kind of easy, right?

 Meredith pulls up a chair and sits next to him : I'm talking to you.

 Meredith pulls up a chair and sits next to him : In short monosyllabic sentences laced with disdain and contempt.

 Alex : So, what, according to girl rules, now you all have to hate me?

 Meredith : I don't hate you. If my mother hadn't gotten Alzheimer's, I'd probably be you.

 Meredith : Before she got sick, I mean, I... I'd finished college,

 Meredith : but I was partying way too much, staying out way too late to keep a job.

 Meredith : At family reunions everybody was embarrassed to talk about me.

 Raj Entering dressed as Thor : Sorry I'm late, but my hammer got stuck in the door on the bus.

 Raj : I mean, look at Wolowitz. He's not English, but he's dressed like Peter Pan.

Sheldon is neither sound nor light, but he's obviously the Doppler effect.

 Raj : Because I saw Peter Pan and you're dressed exactly like Cathy Rigby.

 Raj : She was a little bigger than you, but it's basically the same look, man.

 Frank : What you used to have with Rachel is what I got with Alice.

It's because being with her is so much better than not being with her.

 Leonard : by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?

 Esposito : - What are you laughing at? - What are you laughing at?

The patrol unit totally bought our story about our car breaking down.

 Slaughter : We'll be safe here until we figure out our next move.

I believe I would like to aIter the paradigm of our relationship.

 Sheldon : With the understanding that nothing changes whatsoever...

 Sheldon : ...I would not object to us no longer characterizing you...

 Mr. Rostenkowski : When I first met you... You just gonna stand there?

 Mr. Rostenkowski : To be honest, I thought Bernadette chose you to punish me.

 Mr. Rostenkowski : But then I heard about your astronaut thing...

 Mr. Rostenkowski : Maybe you are the right guy for my little girl.

 Howard : Oh, I am. And just so you know l'd still be an astronaut...

 Beckett : You're not going anywhere until you tell me about Pandora. What is it?

 Blakely : I was hired by a think tank to identify weaknesses in US security

 Blakely : that will bring about the en of our country as we know it.

 Beckett : came down the dumbwaiter shaft and stole your shipment of diamonds.

 Beckett : So, I'm simply going to ask, who knew about the shipment?

 Beckett : Don't you want us to find them? Who knew? Who did you tell?

 Du Preez : No. I've never seen any of them in my life. It's the truth.

And the victim can't go to the police without admitting his own crime.

 Beckett : Someone had it planned. Where are we on Doug's client list?

 Esposito : Just to be thorough, we showed their DMV photos to Mickey.

 Joey : "The question is, when are you gonna realize I have a bomb? "

 Joey : "When are you gonna grow up and realize I am your mom? "

 Bernadette : ...I probably would have gone into physics or ice dancing.

 Leonard : My tests of the Aharonov-Bohm quantum interference effect...

 Sheldon : Leonard's work is nearly as amazing as third graders...

 Sheldon : ...I'm uncomfortable having your moist breath in my ear.

 Bernadette : Are you going to try to set up the voltages using tunnel junctions?

 Bernadette : In microbiology, the most exciting thing I get to work with is yeast.

 Ross : I've been wanting to tell you something and I just have to get it out.

You know how you said to do whatever it takes to fix my marriage?

 Ross : And while that was good advice, you should know that what she wants...

 Rachel : That's crazy! You can't do that. What are you going to tell her?

 Beckett : I bet you all had more than enough. And yet Donny is dead.

 Castle : She's saying your daughter is lying about what happened that night.

 Romy : We just pointed the gun at each other and pulled the trigger,

 Beckett : Detective Kate Beckett, NYPD. I'm looking for Max Heller. Is he here?

 Beckett : I need to see him right now, Mrs. Heller. Do you know where he is?

 Foreman : Discharge summary. Taub's handwriting isn't helping much.

 Chandler : -Excuse me, could you take a picture of us? -Of course.

 Man At The Wedding : -But there was no flash. -Why won't you take our picture?

 House [pointing Down Hall Towards What Must Be Oncology.] : I think I can hear cancer kids calling.

 Wilson : Have you even talked to Stacy about what the hell this means?

 House : Didn't have a lot of time for talking, if you know what I mean.

 Wilson : Great. Breaking up a marriage. Fertile ground for high comedy.

 Cam : the flailing started before she got anywhere near that car.

 Gates : And having said that, Detective Beckett volunteered to take the shift.

 Gates : Earlier today, she came to me and asked to take Detective Eldin's shift.

 Castle : Christmas is everywhere. So much pressure to have a good time.

Looks like a heist occurred at the office Christmas party last night.

 Denise Mckay : I didn't notice anything was missing until this morning.

So you didn't happen to have a Santa working your party, did you?

 Castle : Looks like our Santa was a little more naughty than nice.

I am the relationship king, and you are the crazy, irrational screwup!

 Rachel : By the way, thank you for loaning us Pamela and Yasmine.

 Amy : And there's the vulgar adage that one should not defecate where one eats.

 Sheldon : But what does that have to do with you working at the university?

 Amy : means don't have a romantic relationship in the workplace.

 Sheldon : That's why I have never once moved my bowels in this or any restaurant.

 Amy : I'm relieved that you don't have a problem with us working together.

I started it, but now it's scaring me, so could you come out here, please?

Yeah. Yeah. It's just this case, you know, it kind of gets to you.

 Beckett : One victim was the first kid in his family to go to college.

 Greg House : It's an herbal treatment derived from a parasitic fungus.

 Chris Taub : when she was just dying because me and Amber screwed up.

 Eric Foreman : And I'm also self-centered, thanks for clarifying.

 Travis Brennan : It was experimental treatment protocol in the '50s...

 Eric Foreman : That's because there's no logical reason vitamin C would cure polio.

 Eric Foreman : Someone thought black people made excellent farm implements.

 House : The distributor can match the number to the store that sold it.

 House : She might have been there often enough to be remembered.

 Nolan : It's unusual for you to spend time with a patient, isn't it?

 Alvie : I was beginning to wonder if you were ever gonna show up.

 Alvie : When I left Mayfield, I went back to the old neighborhood.

 Alvie : You know, you shouldn't leave the bathroom window unlocked.

- Look. The length of his fingers. - He's got to be at least six-foot-four.

 Burke & Cristina : - Marfan's. - What does that have to do with it?

- Fast. We need to get him to the OR. - Before his aorta ruptures.

We have a dissecting thoracic aorta. We need a CT cleared and an OR ready.

 Burke to the paramedics : Continue high flow O2. Transport sirens and lights to Seattle Grace.

 Cristina : He's the cardio-thoracic surgeon who'll operate on him.

 Savvy : No. I'm going out to dinner with my surgeon and our husbands.

 Joey : Will you see if your mom can give my resume to Dennis Phillips?

Well, they've kind of locked themselves in one of the men's room stalls right now.

The only thing left would be radio. But that's just for ugly people.

My shoes give me a problem on the dance floor. Can I borrow your boots?

 Leonard : and then run it through a symbolic evaluation engine.

 Raj : You know what's a great app? The one that makes fart noises.

 Leonard : Can you say that and not make it sound like I'm a cat

 Leonard : who forced his tongue down the throat of a stuffed Wookiee.

 Leonard : If you gave that glass to a man who was dying of thirst,

 Sheldon : Well, not only did we go to Skywalker Ranch, we got in.

 Sheldon : today you got to watch someone shoot me with a Taser.

 Ross : ...when are you gonna tell my sister you don't live here anymore?

...and she doesn't know you've been at your grandmother's for a week.

...because things are moving too fast. Does that sound possible?

 Leonard : Sometimes with women you wanna listen to what upsets them...

 Leonard : Well, you skip over any attempt to repair your emotional connection...

 Leonard : ...and you win back her affection with an empty financial gesture.

 Sheldon : Well, that approach has Sheldon Cooper written all over it.

If you manage to find a woman again, I'll be glad to return the favor.

 Zoey : I may have mentioned our conversation over a session of hacky sack.

 House : I'm not saying it's logical, I'm just saying it's human.

 Valerie : So if you know your conscience is just an animal instinct,

 Valerie : Every Friday morning, we had a conference call with London,

 Bill : That's your excuse? You expect me to believe that you were at the office?

 Valerie : that I don't need a job, that you would take care of me.

 Valerie : You made me feel like you didn't value anything that I did.

 Sheldon : ...please address your comments to me through a napkin.

 Sheldon : We've been corresponding for years about our mutual interest...

 Sheldon : ...in gravitational wave signatures of inflatons in the early universe.

 Sheldon : Now she's under consideration for a position at our university.

 Cuddy : It takes a while, so it'll be boring, but it won't hurt.

I'm not going to testify just because I have to borrow lunch money.

 Edie : I know. Women don't give up guys that they're in love with.

 Tritter : you got an A in calculus, until you ratted yourself out.

Narrator : Kids, the spring of 2008 was a pretty great time for me.

 Barney : Ted, this is new york city... you're never gonna drive it.

 Chan : We could all sleep together, then one of us could get amnesia!

 Rach : Well, actually, I'm already done. But I kind of got plans.

and wouldn't be dealing with infertility and premature menopause

 George : - You want to open a free clinic? - At Seattle Grace? Why?

 Bailey : Illness caught early means fewer unnecessary surgeries.

 Bailey : Because. And if I can get the support that I'm looking for...

 Addison : - and into the bladder. - Which means she's a stage four.

 Addison : We're not doing this operation today. We've got to close her up.

 Richard : How far did he run before his body had the good sense to pass out?

 Leonard : We're from the university. We're trying to get some information

 Schaffer : If every doctor did whatever his gut told him was right,

 House : when you guys actually came up with the right diagnosis?

 Thirteen : Did I drop the pills when I put them on the bed tray?

I know you're not gonna let anything like this ever happen again.

 Bernadette : the Sitting Around All Day Wearing Yoga Pants Factory?

 House : Not everyone has a name that's so easy to find in the White Pages.

 Taub : We did find an arrhythmia, but it's not from your arteries, they're clean.

 Thirteen : But we still need to figure out what's causing the arrhythmia.

 Russ : Yeah, we're all pretending. You got nothing to worry about.

 Foreman : We can put as much penicillin into his body as we want.

One of us is gonna do this to you twice a day for the next two weeks.

It's not cylindrical. It's shaped like a triangle. So, not a nail.

 House : No. Just thought I'd toss you a really inappropriate question.

Your lawyer's gonna love it. - Why would I want to sue you? I want you to treat me.

 Penny : -You're extorting a date out of me? -I kind of have to.

 Stuart : The cousin who's getting married is the cousin I usually go to weddings with.

 Sheldon : We were on Stan Lee's curb, then we were on Stan Lee's walk...

 Sheldon : Oh, Lord, you just rang Stan Lee's doorbell at Stan Lee's house.

 Sheldon : We're about to go in and have milk and cookies with Stan Lee.

 Penny : Sweetie, I don't know if we're gonna have cookies or what's gonna happen...

 Sheldon : We're not friends at the moment. Depends on how this goes.

 Penny : Right, right. Anyway, Sheldon here is a huge fan of yours.

 House : which means she lied about being allergic. A dog's a commitment.

 House : You pretend to be allergic because you don't want to tell your girlfriend

 House : So, I think we can move on to options other than allergies.

 Chase : - If she's allergic to one thing... - She is not allergic.

 Cameron : on your admittedly keen understanding of lesbian relationships,

 Cameron : Good, maybe things are just starting to improve on their own.

 Max : Come on, that can't taste good. I'm gonna get you a soda.

 Cameron : it's important we know, but if you don't, it's just as important.

 Winters : About the little problem I had with my vehicle this morning.

 Winters : Inside, outside, the carpet, whole thing burned to a crisp.

 Winters : I hate to tell you, but there's probably not a fiber left to match.

 Esposito : Congratulations, Joey. You helped him get away with murder.

 Esposito : Now I'd beat your skinny little ass for being so stupid,

 Ross : Now I know how my students feel at the end of each year.

 Howard : I always dreamed about building a little place of my own

 Raj : You know, if I made more money, I could take time off from work

 Raj pressing button on camera phone. Camera makes a fart noise : Was that the best 99 cents I ever spent, or what?

 Chandler : That's not true. I came with Monica, I'm leaving with Weird Al.

 Charlie : - Is everything okay? - It's just... I don't think I can do this.

 Ross : Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up.

 Ross : Before anything more happens between us, I need to know he's okay with it.

 Charlie : - I completely understand. - All right, I'm gonna go find him.

 Ted : I feel like you've been staring at my ass for quite some time.

 Howard : Behold the Mobile Omnidirectional Neutralization and Termination Eradicator.

 Howard : Enough horsepower to drive 110 pounds of mechanized death...

RAJESH : Okay. Oh, perhaps today is the day we finally find out...

You probably don't even remember my name. It's Joey, by the way.

 Joey : And don't bother telling me yours, because I totally remember it, lady.

 Laura : - I'm pretty sure I gave you my number. - Really? Think about it. Come on.

Yes, I know it. Joey knows, but Ross doesn't, so stop screaming!

 Phoebe : And I didn't think you'd be able to come up with anything.

You can't swoop in with your bad marriage and take that away from me.

You're not going to tell about your parents' divorce again, are you?

 Joey : It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out.

For a second, I counted six fingers, but one was from the other hand. So we're good.

The doctor said it's normal, with all the hormones, plus you're sleep-deprived.

I don't see you weeping because you put your slippers on the wrong feet.

 Beckett : And a company that sold the VA defective medical equipment.

 Castle : No. But I will, once you identify who met Paul at the park.

11 : 04 yesterday morning, this is the man who called Paul Reeves.

 Ryan : Stone was an Occupy Wall Street activist who hacked into a major bank,

 Ryan : releasing their e-mails, which reflected poorly on their business practices.

 Beckett : So, why would a hacker like Jared Stone kill a GAO investigator?

Madam Curie's discovery of radium turned out to have great potential...

 Leonard : ...even though she would later die a slow, painful death from radiation poisoning.

 Leonard : Another example, from the field of Ebola research..."

 Penny : I think I can put together a cheap Swedish media center.

 Leonard : Please, we insist. It's the least we can do, considering...

 Monica : It doesn't mean anything. Just like it doesn't mean anything with you.

 Chandler : ...did it bother you when he flirted with other women?

 Beckett : You know what? I'll bring some Cronuts by in the morning.

 Beckett : but ever since I got back, it's like Lucy's been jealous.

 Alexis : A CPU wrapped in a plastic pyramid, she doesn't have emotions.

 Esposito : So you're telling me she's only had one visitor in the last year?

AII I know is that Michael communicated on a pre-paid cell phone

You can have a home-cooked meal and then it's straight back to the prison.

 Foreman : You're wrong about PTSD and I was wrong about the hypoxic brain injury.

 House : Is it okay if I save her life first or do you want to make sure

 Foreman : Okay, elevated proteins in her CSF could mean dozens of different things.

 Foreman : - Viral encephalitis, CNSV. - Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease?

 Cameron : So we're just gonna leave a child molester in the same room as his victim?

 Bernadette : When the bag's returned, they'll deliver it to us.

 Marshall : I didn't know that I was supposed to write a letter.

 Marshall : I'll write lily a letter tonight, everything'll be fine.

 Pearlmutter : It has an anti-reflective coating, like on prescription lenses.

 Esposito : But she didn't wear glasses, so where did it come from?

 Pearlmutter : Yeah, well, you should take this while you're at it.

 Pearlmutter : It appears she swallowed it five to six hours before she died.

 Ryan : Maybe she knew she was going to die. She was trying to send a message.

 Esposito : Or she was trying to keep this pendant from her killer.

 Darrell Meeks : Yes, it's an expedition I led in western Canada.

 Darrell Meeks : It's the closest I've ever gotten to him in 23 years.

 Darrell : Well, given development and urban encroachment on wilderness,

 Beckett : I don't understand why she would talk to you about something like that.

 Darrell : but she was actually a hugely respected Bigfoot expert.

 Professor Proton on youtube : This is something interesting, boys and girls.

 Professor Proton on youtube : After an owl eats, he spits up part of his meal,

 Professor Proton on youtube : We'll be right back after I fire my writers.

 Ross : Someone average height, dark hair? Or perhaps doing a puzzle?

 Waiter : -Got stood up, huh? -lt's no big deal. lt's just a blind date.

 Monica : You told me to go and be a caterer. So I went. I be'd.

 Leonard : - What are you doing? - I'm trying to get the hair out of my eyes.

 Howard : Oh, my God, I'm an astronaut, and you're dying ofjealousy.

 Meredith she removes Kate from the incubator : Sometimes babies get stressed in the ICUs from all the activity.

Excellent blood flow at all three places. You're healing nicely.

 Karl : - And I like my new nose. - Your wife will like it, too.

I'm going to let these guys go in the lake near my favorite hiking trail.

They saved my face. The least I can do for 'em. And I don't have a wife.

- I'm sorry. Your wedding ring... - I'm divorced. Just never took it off.

 George discomfited : I don't think that's really any of your business.

 Donny : Now, Gene, I must remind you, you need all six of these to stay in the game.

 Donny : Describe for Joey "things you find in your refrigerator."

 Gene : - You put this in your coffee. - A spoon. Your hands. Your face.

...dinner was great, and there's nothing like a cool, crisp New York evening.

Of course, I didn't enjoy any of that because Joanna's such a big, dull dud!

He came by to pick me up, I opened the door and it was just like, "click!"

And he's so sweet. He said he'd call, so put him straight through.

 The Director : When I continue, I hope that there will appear on-stage...

 The Director : ...this magical thing that in the theater we call...

 Joey : I had to teach Ross my bit because I actually didn't get a callback.

It got kind of lonely up there, so I thought I would come out here...

I have to go downstairs and back up, as if I'm coming home from the gala.

You know, most parties, it's all chips and salsa, chips and salsa.

 Cuddy : The guy's heart isn't working and you want to shock his brain.

 House : Electroshock therapy is the only way to erase his memories of Amy

 House : Antidepressants would inhibit his autonomic nervous system,

 House : LMNO, PTU, blood thinners, none of them will solve this problem.

 House : Bilateral electrodes, high-stimulus sine-wave intensity,

 House : We interrupt protein synthesis, altering the neurotransmitter system.

 Taub : And sleepwalking doesn't kill, unless he walks out a window.

 Foreman : Not in the middle of the day before they've even put their head on a pillow.

 House : I honestly don't know where this is going. Just following the clues.

 Thirteen : Because his daughter says so. Because they have no reason to lie.

 Howard : -I just wanted to tell you I'm a big fan. -Oh, thanks.

 Howard : I'm sure you're probably sick of Star Trek questions...

 Raj : The magic elixir that can turn this poor, shy Indian boy into the life of the party.

Okay, look, you caught me by surprise last night. I didn't know what to say.

Yeah, yeah, kid's in V-tach. Tell me about the luau in his bedroom.

 Park : It happened when he was two, and all he's ever been told

 House : How many of the other files showed malignant arrhythmias?

 House : See if you can find any cardio-active toxins in the home samples.

I mean, look, that one night we had was fun and certainly passionate.

I mean, I'd be okay with that. In fact, I have some time right now..

 Cameron : you've got three of the indicators of organ-threatening lupus.

There's only been one case of hep "E" originating in the U.S. since...

His history says he's been in and out of the country four times in the last year.

 Cameron : All right, then let's start him on I.V. cytoxan and plasmapheresis.

I said lupus is way more likely, but if we treat for lupus and it is hep "E"...

 Cameron : Either he'll get better on his own or he'll continue to deteriorate.

If he's got hep "E", that's only gonna make him worse. - Not as much.

 House : Won't hurt him so much that it'll kill him, and it won't hurt him so little that we can't tell.

 Foreman : What do we tell the dad? "We think your kid has lupus, so we're gonna treat him for hepatitis 'E'.

Maybe he's intimidated by really smart, strong, successful women.

The person that should feel awkward is you. Did you tell him not to call me?

Well, Walter and I were sort of wanting to share this one. Just the two of us.

I should be turning a penis into a vagina. That should be my penis.

 IZZIE : unless I can come up with a medical reason not to? Anybody? Anything?

 IZZIE : I love the dog. I'm always the dog when I play Monopoly.

 Sheldon : so I can make sure the person in the stall next to me

 Penny : You still worried some Berkeley girl is gonna steal him away?

She's one of our finest interns. Following in your very big footsteps.

 Ellis : Do you know a Richard Webber? Is he still a doctor here?

 Bailey : Barring any surgical emergencies, you will be working here today.

 Izzie yells : You feel threatened by him. That is why you did that.

You're his doctor and he's your half-dead, soon to be all-dead, patient.

 Callie : I'll schedule the surgery for your son. In the meantime,

 Callie : I'm sending Heath home with a prescription for hydrocodone

 Heath : so I can jam it into the glove, play today and I'm all yours.

- Your mother must be proud. - Scouts are coming, college scouts.

 Callie : If I cut that bandage off we risk permanent damage to your finger.

 Callie : There's no way we can put your finger into a glove today.

 Heath : There must be something you can do. I need to play this afternoon.

 Heath : This is my chance to go to college, it's my whole future.

Two-hundred pound transvestite with a skin condition? Yes, she is.

 Leonard : ...we live together, but in separate, heterosexual bedrooms.

 Beckett : and let's make up a sketch, show it to Alex Peterman's family,

 Alexis : I think you should tell him, Gram. Sometimes he gives good advice.

 Martha : but I am not in the mood for any of your cavalier quips.

 Alexis : I told her that I thought it was too soon. They've only been dating a few months.

 Martha : - So far the pros are winning. - "Pro. He makes me feel young."

 Martha : Who knows what bad habits Chet picked up along the way, you know?

 Mark continues ignoring Addison : Somehow I lost my best friend and the woman I loved.

 Mark : How do you expect to work out a marriage if you can't even be honest with him?

 Mark : He's in love with that intern. And he's not even trying to hide it.

 Alex : - I think you're making it up. - He's not. I saw it four times.

As a matter of fact, we put a whole lot of extra phalanges onboard, just in case.

 Gate Attendant #2 : - excuse me, sir, do you have a boarding pass? - No, no, I just have to talk to someone.

 Gate Attendant #2 : - I'm sorry, you cannot go any further without a boarding pass.

 Rachel : - What? What? Ross, you're scaring me. What's going on?

 Ross : - Please, please stay with me. I am so in love with you.

 House : You guys know how much surgery it's gonna take to swap 'em back?

Well, either she literally has two left feet, or you angioed the wrong leg.

 Chase : That's impossible. It can't be... Or maybe it was Jenny.

 House : How come some resident signed this radiology report? Were you even in the room?

 Ross : Yeah, but not very well, unless 14 across, "Gershwin musical"...

 Raj : Sometimes I pour a little chardonnay into my dog's water bowl.

 Chases : His BP's going up, the procedure's stressing his body.

 House : So we finally know what Taub would look like if he were life-size.

 Taub : That poster got me laid when I got home last night, so do your worst.

 House : So when you're not on a billboard you sleep with nurses,

 Taub : Apparently, Marketing thinks my face is the most trustworthy.

 Masters : Vasovagal syncope would manifest at a much younger age.

 Russell : -Hello, is Ross there? -No, he's not. Can I take a message?

Since I haven't heard from him, I assume he's giving the marriage a try.

Someday, we will tell future generations that dating used to be hard.

 Amy : What's baffling me is what you could have possibly put on the list.

 Amy : World too much a better place for her mere presence in it?

 Amy : Her heart's full of love, no one cares what's in her mouth.

 Sheldon as music comes down through ceiling : You set it on DTS, didn't you?

 Howard : Then I could send you to scoop my mom out of the old-lady tank.

 Sheldon : ...so I'm going to go to the refrigerator and get myself a refreshing beverage.

 Sheldon : I read a study online that walking after a meal not only aids in digestion...

 Sheldon : If there's one thing I like more than a refreshing beverage, it's serotonin. Bye.

 Robin : It's four years of bullies making fun of all the kids with braces,

 Robin : even after the braces come off and they can walk just fine.

 Robin : I just had graduation goggles with that guy Scooby I dated.

 Sheldon : that he started with his father before he passed away.

 Bernadette : They kind of whup that out of you in Catholic school.

 House : Okay, what's really wrong with him? What's wrong with you?

 House : Everyone knows what's wrong with me. What's wrong with him is more interesting.

You tubed him, and he didn't want to be tubed. He has a legal paper saying just that.

 House : To intubate or not to intubate... That is the big ethical question.

 House : Actually, I was hoping we could avoid it and maybe just practice some medicine.

 House : If his thyroid numbers aren't making him sad. - Oh, my God. You don't believe that.

 Cameron : - His thyroid levels were a little... - It's nothing. Do not defend him!

 House : - Why did he sign that D.N.R.? - I-I didn't talk him into...

No. He signed the D.N.R. 'cause he didn't want a slow, painful death from A.L.S.

What was happening had nothing to do with his A.L.S. - Exactly! It's the I.V.I.G.

 Foreman : You screwed up! You're not gonna let him die because you screwed up.

 House : Is that what this is about... Looking bad in front of your old boss?

My grandma had one when I was little. It was the sweetest thing.

 Rachel : I'm really excited about this, okay? I don't care what you think.

Do you wanna get something to eat, or see how long we can throw this ball?

 Joey : Wouldn't it be great if we could go for two hours without dropping it?

 House : whose bills I've tried to slip through as medical expenses?

This hospital is not putting a private investigator on retainer,

 Cuddy : which is why I'm trying to make sure there's still some left.

 Thirteen : There's no distorted perspective in any of his other recent works.

 Mac : One of the guards caught him in the back office after-hours

 Mac : The guard admonished him, he apologized, everybody moved on.

 Beckett : If any of them know what Wally was doing around his warehouse,

 Beckett : Ryan, can you look into security and street camera footage

 Beckett : around Wally's warehouse the night that he disappeared?

 Castle : Yeah, there were three of them, in three separate envelopes.

 Phoebe : Hi. Could you please tell Sergei that I was fascinated...

and then maybe I can share some of my boyfriend's luck with you.

 Castle : Except an inside straight, maybe. Sweetheart, this is for you.

 Castle : Would you change this into something a little smaller that I can carry?

 Castle : Now that is a big pile of money. But what's money to a mobster, right?

 Guy In White : - Who are you? - I told you, I'm, I'm a novelist.

 House : True, but that's not why you didn't extend the invitation.

that her 14-year-old brother was supposed to be watching her that day,

 Beckett : Which is why we should have talked to her at her place last night.

 Taub : I don't know when it will happen, but it'll be sooner than I ever planned,

 Sophia : Don't try to walk in my shoes, and I won't try to walk in yours.

 Taub : Instead you tell her to call the cops, give her stats on DNA markers.

 Taub : Biopsy confirmed APL. She needs a bone marrow transplant.

 House : or there'd be no need to screw up your courage before saying it.

 Thirteen : Children who've been through trauma can't think clearly.

 Thirteen : Children who've been through trauma and are dying...

 Thirteen : What she wants could kill her, what she needs could save her.

 Bob : Before I ask any of you to sacrifice three months of your life for me,

 Lola : If you have the results, I'd like you to talk to both of us. If you don't, I'm late for a meeting.

And by better half, I mean the one who struck out Sammy Sosa on three pitches...

 Sheldon : ...on the way to work. I bought these Star Wars sheets.

 Sheldon : They turned out to be much too stimulating to be compatible with a good night's sleep.

 Sheldon : Just because your career's been stagnant for a few years, that's no reason to give up.

 Leonard : Sheldon, I was up all night using the new free-electron laser...

 Leonard : Didn't I tell you I'd be working nights and you'd have to make other arrangements?

 Foreman : We started him on sodium bicarb to try to flush the uranium out of his system.

 House : Great. Now the fact that he's getting worse tells us nothing.

 House : For all we know, the uranium treatment is what's making him...

 Cuddy : A sodium bicarb infusion wouldn't have any affect on...

 Foreman : You come up with some brilliant idea while you're warm and cozy

 Foreman : We have a medical history going all the way back to his great grandparents.

 Barney : and not just what happened, how you felt about what happened.

 Barney : I'm not looking to problem-solve, I'm just looking to listen.

 Barney : and I think tonight's going to be de... Wait for it... lightful.

 Robin : That guy bent me over the table and pounded me for a good hour.

Well, today I was at the dentist. That guy drilled me all day long.

 Howard : Well, no, you're mistaken. You give speeches all the time.

You know, because of your award, not because that busboy sneezed on it.

No. Oh, no, no. Hey, you weren't bad. You've been very good, Ben.

You're the one who said you would die if you didn't see Music Man.

 Sheldon : ...when I walked up to the podium and looked out at the crowd.

SHELDON : Come on, Mother, you know why I can't accept the award.

 Sheldon : With all due respect, I don't think praying will help.

 Sheldon : No, I have not heard the song "Jesus, Take the Wheel."

 CHIEF : I'll escort you, and you can tell me what it would take to steal you away

 ALEX : - and she gets to do a chest tube? - You signed on for this.

 JANELLE : This is not a good day for me. This is not a good day for me at all.

 ADDISON : The baby looks good, Janelle. The heartbeat's strong.

 JANELLE : You could, but that would require speaking to him, which I don't do.

Hearing he's a daddy from a random doctor might not go over well.

 CALLIE : - Grey, can I speak with you? - I'm setting up a chest tube.

 Anderson : Now that you're my doctor, you can't tell anybody, right?

 Beckett : See if there's anything else that connects him to Shana.

 Beckett : And I take it that's not her normal pattern of withdrawal?

 Castle : I'm assuming you're better with dogs than you are with people.

 Castle : And may I say, for a man, you have exquisite handwriting.

 Castle : Is there anything in the autopsy that indicates where?

 Esposito : Why do you think he's been following you around all this time?

 Esposito : I'm pretty sure it doesn't include watching you be with another guy.

 Stephen J. Cannell : A murder in the middle of a spy game where nobody knows what's going on?

 Castle : So, we've explained the money, the gadgets and the briefcase.

 James Patterson : Maybe that's because you're looking in the wrong place.

 James Patterson : the murder would have nothing to do with the spy game,

 James Patterson : except that it gave the killer an opportunity to act.

 Michael Connelly : Knowing that the trappings of the game would cover his tracks.

 Stephen J. Cannell : Look, Rick, as much trouble as we go to with these novels,

 Stephen J. Cannell : there's only three reasons to commit a murder,

 Michael Connelly : Cannell's right. I'd spend more time looking at your victim

 James Patterson : and less time hanging out with your cop friend.

 James Patterson : She seems like more of a distraction than a muse.

 Castle : I think I've gotten everything I can get out of that relationship anyway.

 Rebecca : She had a heart attack, and my father broke his back doing construction...

 Foreman : You're looking for support for a diagnosis of cerebral vasculitis?

Inflammation of blood vessels in the brain is awfully rare, especially for someone her age.

 House : Yeah, I know. I have no reason to think that it's vasculitis.

If the blood vessels are inflamed, that's gonna look exactly like what we saw on the M.R.I. from Trenton County,

 Cameron : - And if we're wrong? - Then we learn something else.

 Rebecca : I wouldn't have stood by him if he were vomiting all day.

 Bernadette : ...he's putting a lot of pressure on me to get a prenup.

 Bernadette : - Howie's gonna freak out. - Parental pressure can be daunting.

 Amy : I remember the battle with my mother about shaving my legs.

I'm a believer in breaking bad news to a guy when you're in bed.

 Penny : That's how I told my high school boyfriend I slept with his brother.

 Bernadette : I don't know. I don't wanna manipulate him with sex.

 Amy : The connection between marriage and money is nothing new.

 Amy : For example, you're adorable, intelligent and a good earner.

 Amy : I could conservatively see you going for at least two oxen and a goose.

 Sheldon : And they won't let you lash yourself to the seat with bungee cords.

 Leonard : You tried to lash yourself to the seat with bungee cords?

But for some reason, it alarmed the other passengers and I was asked to de-bus.

 Penny : You'll be fine as long as you don't do that bungee thing.

 Sheldon : Didn't you recently state that you and I are friends?

 Sheldon : ...is an integral part of the implied covenant of friendship.

 Sheldon : I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was interrupting your morning prayers.

 Mr. Conroy : Oh, my God. Hey, go to the office. Get Miss Parsons. Now!

I'm on the playground at Finley Elementary. One of my students is havin' a heart attack.

Yeah, she's 10. Don't you think I know that? Just send the damn ambulance.

 Cuddy : Um, no, but I know a few people on whom I'd like to see it happen. We need to talk.

 House : Well, if pain's what you're after, the penis is really the way to go.

 Cuddy : No, you're attempting to avoid talking because you know what I wanna talk about.

 Ryan : Here are Pete Benton's billing slips going back a month or so.

 Ryan : when Pete authorized a pickup at JFK, international terminal.

 Beckett : Okay, so maybe Pete did have his brother on speed dial.

 Esposito : Actually, I had Tech mock up an aged-up version of the photo.

 Beckett : Wait a minute, don't you guys have dinner plans tonight?

That I don't wanna be the one to blame for ruining Lanie's night out?

 Martha Rodgers : Honestly, Richard, how do you plan to solve a one-day-old murder

 Castle : There has to be a reason why all these things happen in the living room.

 Castle : You're really taking these Skype-dates with Ashley seriously.

 Chandler : Did you tell her about the magical ride that starts with every flush?

When it's 1 : 00 in the morning and you don't come by, that's okay.

It was with this really hot girl who just moved in right across the street.

 Chandler : When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me.

 Beckett : You know, this might be a little out of our jurisdiction.

 Ed : Couple of floors below us, and that's easier said than done.

 Howard : Oh, God, we are not ready to have an infant in this house!

 Howard : Anyone can just walk in off the street and lift our toilet lids!

 Foreman : An opiate blocker? He'll feel like he's swallowing a bonfire.

 House : Which will lead to a diagnosis. Didn't I just say that?

 Chase : Foreman and Cameron are too ethical, and I'm too scared of getting sued.

 House : Fine. Now, I'm just going to find someplace safe to hide this

 House : If they die now, they'll never be able to grow old and tired of each other.

 Cameron : He knew we'd stop him. He stuck both of them in his pocket.

 House : You poisoned your wife, and you don't want the coppers to get wise.

I mean, I have a son who is 6 and I still think of him as a baby.

 Chandler : Well, it would have worked this time if his hands weren't so damn small.

 Monica : Santa, the armadillo and I will have a talk in the kitchen.

 Chandler : You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume...

 Chandler : But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowlful of jelly.

 Ross : I'm sorry, Chandler, but this is really important to me.

 Castle : Never thinking we'd find out about the call girl ring.

 Beckett : And then, when we did, Scarlett realized that the only way

 Beckett : to save herself was by giving up Knox by playing the ultimate victim.

 Beckett : so that we'd think she killed him out of self-defense.

Yes, Candy is absolutely available. How would you like her to look?

Girl next door sounds perfect. Can you confirm your client code?

 Castle : what was she doing up there and why did no one know about it?

 Beckett : There is one person that knew about it. The helicopter pilot.

 Helicopter Pilot : she showed up with an envelope stuffed with a thousand bucks.

Said she needed the chopper only for 20 minutes and nobody could know.

 Helicopter Pilot : Look, I liked Mandy. Bubbly, easy on the eyes.

 Helicopter Pilot : But then we get up there, she's got all this equipment

 Helicopter Pilot : Beats me. All I know is it's more fuel and my boss might notice.

 Helicopter Pilot : Yeah, we were over Jersey for a few minutes,

 Helicopter Pilot : She didn't have her inhaler, so I flew straight to the hospital.

 Castle : Well, that was the last time I took my laptop into a coffee shop.

 Head of the environmental Organization : I'm sorry. I don't think you're the kind

 Head of the environmental Organization : of person we're looking for.

 Head of the environmental Organization : I just got off the phone with Arthur Hobbs over at GNB.

 Head of the environmental Organization : "Screw the environment"?!

 Cameron : Until we identify the agent, we can't allow you near Derek.

And the ceiling collapsed, and it cut me off from the rest of the group.

 Amy : but Derek refused to wait for the team to clear the debris,

 House : You're not my mom. You don't have to keep checking up on me.

 House : This big fancy wing exists because some people with money think that it works,

I never would have been able to solve this case without your help.

 House : Parents are convinced that there's something wrong with their son.

 House : Dad was on wall street, mom was a partner in an accounting firm.

 House : When their son was diagnosed with autism, they both quit.

But in ten years of caring for him, this is the first time they've brought him to a hospital.

 Foreman : Which means the only symptom was a scream, which is diagnostic of nothing.

A toxin, or something he ate. Check the house and run a lung ventilation scan.

 Castle : Sal, you ready? Gonna get you up on the count of three.

 Meredith : I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke.

 Richard : Well, still a fine line. She may not be quite stable enough.

 Millie : Y'all don't have to whisper. I'm sitting right here. I can hear you anyway.

 Millie : It's the kind of decision that a mama ought to be involved in.

 Adams : It's not an infection. We tried antibiotics, but he's not responding.

 Beckett : Stop. I know where babies come from, Castle. Just not this one.

 Esposito : Well, the bank that he robbed, Jimmy would've gotten away,

 Esposito : but when he came outside the building, his getaway car was gone.

 Esposito : but witnesses were able to provide a sketch of the getaway driver.

 Sheldon : that you use your birthday as a password is embarrassing.

 Raj : Well, I was feeling bad about how I acted the other night

 Chase : He could have had a more powerful immune system, stronger metabolism.

 House : What? How long have you been sitting on this information?

 Cameron : Lupus, gout, glaucoma, osteoarthritis, hypertension, diabetes, stop me anytime,

 House : Maybe that's the difference between Foreman and the cop.

 Foreman : I'm sorry House used my dad to try and manipulate you.

 Foreman : You've got integrity. You aren't going to change your mind

 Cuddy : - You know I've had no choice. - Of course you had a choice!

 Foreman : Because frankly, I'm OK if you get a fine, a suspension...

 Rachel : ...and we love you, and we are ready to start your birthday celebration.

l'm not the-- l'm not the kind of girl that just ditches her friends...

That's a good idea. Our babysitter just pounded another chardonnay.

So, l'm probably still ovulating. Do you want to give it another try?

 Justine : I'm just not used to seeing such emotion coming from you.

Well, I just gave birth. I'm like one big vat of hormones right now.

 Justine : I can't help thinking, "Where was this mom when I was growing up?"

Well, I never realized you considered me such a failure as a mother.

 Lanie : Remember how you asked if that fall is what killed him?

 Lanie : I don't know yet. I'm sending it down to the lab for analysis.

 Beckett : I'm sorry, you just came all the way down here to give me this?

 Esposito : And I've got places to be, people to see. How about you?

 Lanie : Okay, I see where this is going. I'm gonna stop you right there.

 Lanie : I already have plans for Christmas Eve. I'm hanging out with my girlfriends.

 Ryan : Aside from a couple of traffic violations, their records are clean.

 Montgomery : Nothing so far. They claim to not to know anything

And the ones that are lawyering up are accusing us of racial profiling.

 Agent Mark Fallon : Compared to a nuke, a dirty bomb is a fairly crude device.

 Agent Mark Fallon : It's designed to instill fear in the populace.

 Agent Mark Fallon : is gonna come from the conventional explosion,

 Agent Mark Fallon : Except for it's not just a building that falls.

 Agent Mark Fallon : It spreads radiation for several blocks, that's your secondary kill zone.

 Agent Mark Fallon : people can die from radiation poisoning in less than a week.

 Agent Mark Fallon : But what makes this such an effective terror weapon

 Agent Mark Fallon : Now in this area, everybody seems fine at first.

 Bonnie interrupts sad : I've had a couple of hours to, you know, process all of this,

 Bonnie interrupts sad : but if... if he had to see me, talk to me like this...

 Bonnie interrupts sad : Well, I just think it would be too hard.

 Richard to Derek : Right there. In between the vertebral spaces.

 Patricia : - Somebody called for a notary? - I asked for a lawyer.

It says that in the case of death or permanent vegetative state,

 Addison : There's some danger. With any surgery, there's danger.

 Addison : But with the trauma of Brooke's burns, there's an additional risk of shock.

 Bracken : I held up my end of the bargain. I even saved your life.

 Bracken : Everything you are, everything you've accomplished, is because of me.

 Bracken : Why couldn't you just let this go and move on so I could do the same?

 Bracken : So I guess there's no point in asking for your vote, is there?

 Beckett : A presidential campaign financed by drug money with a trail of dead bodies?

 Sheldon : I trusted you with my e-mail address and you betrayed that trust...

 Leonard : Don't worry, they only stay on your record for a year.

 Howard : You can get them removed early but you have to take his class.

- Oh, come on, I touched one onion ring. - And then you put it back.

 Sheldon : Compromising the integrity of all the other onion rings.

 Beckett : That's not Jesse Mandalay. That's Derek with gray hair.

 Beckett : and the only person that they can trace it to is Mandalay.

 Castle : so that he could play the role of Jesse Mandalay for someone.

 Esposito : But why hire a struggling actor to play a businessman?

 Beckett : So, if Derek was hired to be the face of the company,

 Beckett : then whoever hired him was the person behind the bank account.

 Castle : Which is probably what he used to pry open the secret safe.

 Beckett : Hate to burst bubbles, Castle, but this hasn't held anything in years.

 Castle : Yeah, he probably would have bee if that was the secret safe.

 Castle : Matter of fact, they were so much in love, they risked it all.

 Castle voiceover : which was dangerous because she was Dempsey's girl.

 Castle voiceover : As they stared into each other's eyes, Kate's heart quickened.

 Beckett : Are you picturing the PI as you, and me as the gangster's moll?

And I didn't say "Kate." I said, "fate". Fate's heart quickened.

 Castle : Anyway, as I was saying, they were just about to kiss, when...

All right, all right, okay. How about this? How about this? Tomorrow...

 Joey : That's okay. I mean, we can control ourselves. We're not animals.

Now that I untangled you, how about you do a little something for me?

- Really? I don't... I don't really feel like it. - This is what I want to do.

 Leonard : Amy, how long would it take for that mad cow disease to kill me?

Oi. Bernadette keeps texting me pictures of Penny in bridesmaid dresses.

 Beckett : All right, you guys check inside. Espo, pop that trunk.

 Castle : We believe Vulcan's drug money was funding his campaign.

 Castle : We were trying to find a link, but maybe we got too close.

 Esposito : Between the cops and Bracken's guys, Beckett's right in the crosshairs.

 Castle : No. No, no. I switched cabs three times, just to be sure.

 Beckett : Listen, Castle, I can't ask you to stick around anymore.

 Beckett : That I don't have this huge file of evidence against him.

 Beckett : Because if I did, I wouldn't have to go after Vulcan to bring him down.

Don't you think now is a good time to tell us what the hell's going on?

 Esposito : I used to eat classified for breakfast, and yet writer boy can know?

 Esposito : trying to figure out how to get your unit out of the drink.

I think he's getting rid of anyone that could expose his rogue operations.

 Beckett : And we know that he was working on something that was big enough

 Beckett : Maybe there's something on the body that will tell us.

 Alexis Castle : No, we checked. There was nothing in his pockets.

 Beckett : Dental, scars, prints, tattoos. Anything that might tell us...

 House : You do know that you can't really pierce me with your stares?

 Chase : Lung scarring, along with the bad bone marrow, points to an autoimmune disease.

 House : Start him on an IVIG for the lupus, and get a colonoscopy.

 Foreman : Yeah, if she was acting on principle, she'd be in here trying to stop us.

 Foreman : All she's doing is running away from the principle so she won't have

 Foreman : - to feel uncomfortable facing it. - And if you were acting on principle,

you would've called the cops when you thought House was killing the guy.

 Foreman : I don't think she's gonna have a problem deciding what to tell Cuddy.

I thought you were only supposed to put on a pound a week during

 House : Not really a stunt. More of a trick, a ruse, a hoodwink.

 Joey : Let me ask you something. Was Kip a better roommate than me?

 Bernadette : Maybe we should get one of those machines to help her up the stairs.

 Bernadette : Taking care of your own mother? How can you say that?

 Howard : Bernie, she's gonna be off her feet for six to eight weeks.

 Howard : Are you prepared to feed her, wash her and take her to the toilet?

 Bernadette : -I would do it for my mother. -Yeah, of course you would.

 Bernadette : Look, I'm not crazy about the idea, but what other choice do we have?

 Howard : We get a nurse. Preferably someone from a third world country

 Chandler : So a lot of malfunctioning wee-wees and hoo-hoos in this room, huh?

 Bill : I know the process is frustrating, but it's so worth it.

 Bill : Adopting Owen was the best thing that ever happened to us.

Sometimes Arturo lets me put the chocolate blobbies on the cookies.

 Phoebe : And I brought Operation. But I lost the tweezers so we can't operate.

 Bracken : And create physical evidence linking me to the crime scene?

 Esposito : Not anymore. Montgomery had a file, but it's gone now.

 Rachel : Oh, my God. That's my boss. You have to seat us somewhere else.

 Rachel : But my boss cannot see me. I'm interviewing for another job.

 Rachel : Yeah, it is. Yeah, you know, it's tough. Single mom. Career.

 Howard : He's just decided he's never leaving his apartment again.

 Sheldon : Oh. Brilliant. I've been itching to pull that trigger.

 Girl : Hi. I don't know if you remember me but I was here the other night at your party.

 Howard : ...you're only gonna get like three or four more chances before you are history.

Pretty cool, huh? Probably would have cost, like, 200 bucks in a store.

 Amy : This entire ensemble once belonged to my dead grandmother.

 Adele : Some emergency surgery, some annoying administrative problem.

 Adele : Being chief is a lot like being an intern, the work never stops.

 Adele : When I found out Richard had a tumor, you know what I felt?

 Adele : This hospital, this job, it's enough for you, isn't it?

Thanks. He won't make it off the table with his own liver. He's bleeding a lot.

 Scott : When you get counseling, they tell you not to force it.

 Scott : One day, one moment, you'll just know the right thing to do.

 Alex : Well, it's a tough operation. It'll be a big change in your life.

 Izzie : They'll only take half of yours. It'll be back to normal in two months.

- You won't be running marathons, but... - Dr. Stevens, can I see you a moment?

 Sheldon : Are we all up to date on our yellow fever inoculations?

 Castle : That's how she was able to figure out that last clue when no one else could.

 Esposito : Well, they were found in the chapel, so they belong to the monastery.

 Esposito : Well, they've already passed that with flying colors.

 Esposito : Because of the historical significance of the coins,

 Castle : It's believed that George Washington had those half-dimes minted

 Castle : So those coins were worth a lot more than just their silver,

 Castle : they were actually more of a declaration of independence.

 Beckett : Well, then it's right that they're going back to the people.

 Rachel : If he was a regular at the coffee house, I'd be serving him sneezers.

 Monica : We're supposed to be spending a romantic weekend together.

Go back to the lab and start retesting all the samples that Foreman collected.

 House : Bacteria, toxins, fungus, anything that likes to feast on brain.

 House : He's on to hand contractures. He'll be at Anton's blindness soon.

 House : How many of your guys have caught cancer from their patients?

 House : Let me know when that happens, then we can have this conversation.

 House : I'll bet you can even have unprotected sex with your cancer patients

 Pete : When something like that happens, it's burned into your brain.

 Barry : A month ago, I wanted to hurt you more than I've ever wanted to.

 Esposito : I'm telling you, these guys, they lived in different neighborhoods,

 Beckett : They drive off together, and then the next day they both end up dead?

 Esposito : After Clark Jaffe was killed, someone tossed his place.

 Castle : is going to find a way to express itself and end up on the page.

 Castle : Somewhere in this pile is the key to identifying our witness.

 Shay : I don't know, but you gotta convince him that I'm innocent.

 Slaughter : and sit back and marvel at how Brian removes your limbs

 Ross : Of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming.

 James Patterson : Cough up some of that TV money and you'll find out.

 Stephen J. Cannell : You know, you never should have killed off Storm.

 James Patterson : You don't see me putting a bullet through Alex Cross' head.

 Stephen J. Cannell : long after people have all forgotten about Storm.

 James Patterson : So what's the problem, Ricky? Maybe we can help.

 Castle : I'm working on this thing. It starts with a famous author.

 Castle : Some psycho starts staging murders like the way he does in his books.

 Stephen J. Cannell : That's pretty self-aggrandizing, isn't it?

 Castle : But the psycho writes the author a fan letter with his prints all over it.

 Stephen J. Cannell : The guy doesn't leave his prints at the scene of the crime,

 Stephen J. Cannell : but he sends a letter with his prints on it?

 Stephen J. Cannell : That's what your story needs, the character who thinks the kid's innocent,

 Evan Hinkle : Why does this always happen? Why do people keep leaving me?

 Hinkle : I smothered her to death. Yeah. That's what she told me.

 Beckett : Just tell us about your last appointment with Dr. Cosway.

 Hinkle : We were just starting to make progress. You know the irony here?

 Hinkle : Her death is my moment of greatest crisis and I don't have her to lean on.

 Beckett : What was all the screaming about at the appointment last Friday?

 Beckett : Why doesn't she just put in an insurance claim and call it a day?

 Castle : That's what the assassin was trying to retrieve from his pocket.

 Castle : Cold fusion technology, genetically engineered super-virus,

 Becket : and see if there are any reported stolen X5s recently.

 Gladys : - This is just so terrible. - Henry was such a decent man.

 Gladys : Does she have something to do with what happened to Henry?

That's a shame. I was gonna surprise her with one for Christmas.

 House : or I'm seriously starting to doubt Steve Jobs' business strategies.

You've got to get the liquid to go all the way into your lungs, okay?

 House : It wouldn't have been as effective sitting in a closet in my home.

 Sheldon : How could you for a moment think that my favorite amino acid is glutamine?

 Sheldon : So, uh, Kripke, I was wondering if there's any chance...

 Sheldon : ...you could get me some time on the Open Science Grid computer?

 Chandler : Admit it, all things considered, you had fun tonight.

 Izzie : First he chops off his hair. Then he starts hanging out with this Callie.

 Izzie : - Not that he talks to me anymore. - Triple word score. 69 points.

Actually, Meredith, my friend that broke George, she is knitting the sweater.

 Izzie : She's not really knitting the sweater because she cannot knit,

 Izzie : but I want her to think she is because we took a celibacy vow,

so she's replacing sex with knitting, so I'm knitting some of Meredith's sweater

 Izzie : so I can switch them out with hers so she can really believe she's knitting

 Izzie : because if anybody needs to be celibate, it's Meredith,

 Denny : How am I supposed to get in your pants if you're celibate?

 Denny : Promising sexual favors to a patient to get him to live and then backing out.

 Izzie : I was letting you win. Because you're "Mr. Sick Needs A New Organ Guy. "

 Cyrus he Looks Like He Is Going To Cry : Get out. Get out, both of you.

 House sitting Down And Realizing : You were right. I'm just another lottery fool.

 Thirteen : and his lungs and liver failed before we even started the chemo.

 House : Brain symptoms that aren't brain symptoms, tumors that come and go.

 Meredith : When I drowned, it was different for you than it was for me.

 Meredith : And I really don't know how to explain it without sounding like...

 Meredith : Just now is not the time to give up on me, OK? That's what I'm saying.

 Dell : I don't know what you should do about the itchiness down there.

 Bernadette : and then there were the holidays, and then he was sick.

 Foreman : It's gonna help us figure out what's making him sick.

 Foreman : Well, I guess it's quicker than calling a nurse and a truant officer.

 Foreman : Take it easy. Take it easy. The bad guys can't get you here. I've got you covered.

 House : I didn't know the biopsy was back. Her temperature's 105.

It's a tuberculoma. How do you figure that? Her temp's through the roof.

 Chase : The lab results from the biopsy. It's definitely a tuberculoma.

 Foreman : Well, a tuberculoma doesn't give you a temperature of 105.

 The Casting Director : - Joey, this is the awkward part. - Hey, right. Not a problem.

 Scene : The International Space Station, 250 miles that way. Heh.

 Sheldon : I must admit, I can't help but feel a twinge of envy.

 Sheldon : ...and see the majesty of the universe unfolding before his eyes.

The water the astronauts drink is made from each other's recycled urine.

 Cameron : We think it may have been what caused her car accident.

 Carnell : Wait, what do you mean? My mom's car was hit by a drunk driver.

 Ken : I figured if her death could somehow mean something, it...

 Ken : - I was just trying to protect you. - What else isn't true?

 Foreman : Sphincter paralysis plus shocks equals Miller Fisher Syndrome.

 Lanie : The Ambrosia Project implant is supposed to be in the patient's arm.

 Castle : I don't understand. I thought you said the needles had his DNA.

 Castle : So whatever they were doing, they were doing to his head?

 Lanie : Get me his head, and I can tell you what this is all about.

 Beckett : That was before, when Mr. Hamilton's head wasn't relevant to this case.

 Weiss : I know it's legal, but thi of Lester Hamilton's wishes.

 Becektt : His wishes, right now, come second to this murder investigation.

 Weiss : Any invasion at all will destroy memory, personality, vital functions.

 Mrs. Geller : At least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar.

 George : - Just when exactly is he coming? - Today. Lunch. Cafeteria.

 Callie : so he might not be able to tell that stink's coming from you.

 Callie : funny, funny little man. Funny little smelly little man.

 Burke : You know, I'm not really interested in going back to the way it used to be.

 Richard : He's presenting the board with a 10 year plan for the surgical wing.

 Alex : Digby, have you had any recent illnesses, new piercings,

[Alex] The infection's been exacerbated by the stress from the gunshot.

 Derek : From the frontal lobectomy, I'm going to encounter a, uh...

 Cristina : The branches of the artery need to be coagulated and divided.

looking through other people's mail, checking their medicine cabinets.

 Sheldon : Imagine a panda bear with Richard Feynman's face on it.

 Leonard : I turned on the heat in my car and some vomit came out,

 Emily : Well, you may think it's funny that Raj is sweet and sensitive,

 Chandler : Yeah, actually. So you read a file that you liked...

...and then you gave the agency the seriaI number and they contacted us?

Well then, if there's nothing else, then the two of us should talk.

 Erica : Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty sure I wanted you...

 Vogler : It's the same motion as yesterday, people. Same reasons.

 Vogler : All those in favor of dismissing Gregory House, raise a hand.

 Vogler : What did he do? Buy you dinner and roses? Threaten to drown your dog?

 Vogler : And you could do it a lot better if you didn't have to worry about some madman...

 Cuddy : But that's not the choice you're giving us. - House won't listen to anyone.

 Cuddy : And you're not accountable to anybody either. Because you think you own us.

 Beckett : you sit on the board of numerous esteemed organizations,

 Esposito : So, just before Shana Baker died, she took a trip to Radnor.

 Beckett : on an investigation of one of their employees' deaths.

 Whitman : Okay, okay, okay. Look, look, look, she came to me, okay?

 Whitman : She just asked me to make the phone call to the Dean.

 Cameron : It was the only way to get Michael to do the marrow biopsy.

 Ted : Yeah, but the constant fear of knowing that at any moment,

 Marcus : Me? It wasn't me. Are you crazy? I would never hurt Ana.

 Marcus : Taking meetings and not telling me what they were for.

 Beckett : Street cams caught him in SoHo at the time of the murder.

 Beckett : You know, if we could figure out where Ana went to last night,

 Ronnie : Uh, excuse me. Auditorium doesn't open for another five hours.

 Castle : I'm just expanding my brand, if that's all right with you.

 Ronnie : Definitely. She was here for the premiere of Rigoletto.

 Addison : You know, sometimes I think what a waste it is to throw away all that history.

 Addison : - Find another way to scratch the itch. - Say I do. You'll give us a real try?

 Sheldon : FYI, if you wear that into a bank, they will tackle you to the ground.

Me too. In a weird way, I kind of feel like it brought us closer.

 Penny with two black eyes and a plaster across her nose : Yeah, everybody's happy. Great.

 Monica : Now, when I get back, I want you and your friends to be gone.

 Joey : - It's really starting to hurt. - Look, I'm gonna pull on the door...

...and you guys push. Maybe we can get enough room to wiggle him out, okay?

 Chandler : I can't believe what you did. Monica's gonna kill you.

 Chandler : Look! Look! Look what the- Look what the floating heads did!

 Ryan : Oh, and Lanie called. She said she found something weird.

 Lanie : I found this hidden in Carver's sock while I was stripping the body.

 Castle : Maybe it's what our killer was looking for in Carver's office.

 Castle : Just because she doesn't recognize it doesn't mean it's not important.

 Castle : Brooke even admitted Carver never talked to her about work.

 Sheldon : but now that you and I are friends again, I am at your disposal.

 Sheldon : and reputation to it will help, because a lot of people think

 Sheldon : It's because I'm annoying, right? I know it is. Say it.

 Leonard : next to Professor Proton, I would not have believed you.

 Lee's Sister : but you can't give help if someone won't take it.

 Lee's Sister : It breaks my heart that he would do something like this.

 Lee's Sister : I gave him my old car when he left. It's a blue Plymouth Duster.

 Beckett : Do you think you could write down the license plate number?

 Beckett : Uniforms just found the third hide where Emily Reese was shot from.

 Beckett : assumed his identity and thought no one would notice?

 Castle : Unless he had a gun to his head, in which case it'd be a bargain.

 Lanie : A single blow caved in the ridge here along Donny's squamosal suture.

 Lanie : was kind enough to leave this shard of red glass imbedded in his skull.

 Beckett : I'll have Forensics take a look at it. See if they can find a match.

 Lanie : I've narrowed time of death to between 4 : 00 and 6 : 00 a.m. this morning.

I found several double-ought pellets lodged in the flesh of his left arm.

 Lanie : Scarring indicates the pellets have been there about two to three weeks.

 Castle : Now, this tattoo was on the body of a dead convict found in Central Park.

 Esposito : Our John Doe was not an inmate, he was a college student.

 Esposito : Tattoo on his shoulder is the original mascot design

 Ryan : Ah, the hallowed halls of academia. I remember them well.

 Esposito : More like the hallowed halls of crackheads at my schools.

 Beckett : Head over to Peter's frat house, interview his roommates.

 Beckett : Hi, I'm Captain Beckett. I need to speak with Dean Feller, please.

 Lily : - So, who's the lucky patient? - I don't want to talk about it.

 Ted : Please tell me you're not hooking up with one of your co-anchors again.

the key to success was intelligence, hard work and professionalism.

 Robin : You're a journalist! Don't you wanna be taken seriously?

 Robin : Well, if you really think this is going to help your image.

 Bailey : He's worried that Dr. Stevens might get her ego bruised

 Bailey : It would concern me if you were making medical decisions

 Meredith : I know she likes him. I can't imagine Izzie would do that.

I couldn't imagine you and Yang'd be so stupid as to fall for your attendings,

 George : makes the flickering and flashing more intense, which can cause seizures.

 Ms. Graber : Oh. Normally I don't have time to watch TV, but this week I've discovered Oprah.

 Ms. Graber : She's famous in my business for never marrying that boyfriend of hers.

 Dominika : Maybe we have not lived together all these months...

 Dominika : I want to stay with him, but if I cannot, please send me away and let him be free.

And our investigators are gonna show up unannounced at 6 : 00 a.m., 11 : 00 at night,

 Chase : We do nothing, she dies from liver failure within 60 days.

She's 38 years old. She's a mother. - She's a schizophrenic mother with no money, on the public dole, in fact,

 House : who knocks back vodka every time a breeze blows her way.

 Foreman : Mickey Mantle had a whole bar named after him. He got a transplant.

Joe Bergin does the gamma knife thing. Laser cauterizes while it cuts, saves more liver.

Not a big risk-taker, Bergin. Won't even drink milk on its expiration date.

He has no discretion. 5.8 centimeters is past the surgical guidelines.

 Cameron : Why don't we just say it's zero? Then we don't need him at all. Tumors grow, they don't shrink.

 Leonard : Well, if you had a physical relationship, l'd say propose during sex.

 Sheldon : So that's how this works? l complain and then you complain...

 Mr. Rostenkowski : Just looking at some old pictures. Come on in.

 Ted : but right now, I have a quiet, simple, happy little life.

And I thought that was the end of the story. But then that night...

 Ted : a giant exposed vent right over a Death Star's core reactor.

 Ted : He's mad at me for turning down the job, but acting like I'm not even here?

I have 1 2 songs about my mother's suicide and one about a snowman.

 House : Shutting me up is a crappy reason for compromising what you believe.

 Chase : because of your extended exposure to her and her workplace,

 Thirteen : Unfortunately, that's the way it can be with radiation.

 Thirteen : A marrow transplant does leave you exposed to all sorts of illnesses,

That you would just pout for a little while and we'd all forgive you?

 House : So it's about the money. Ofcourse it's about the money.

 Cuddy : The money Vogler gave, he could have bought a few jets, maybe a baseball team.

 Cuddy : You are a great doctor, House, but you are not worth a hundred million dollars.

 House : P53 gene mutation at codon 55. She's perfect for your trial.

 House : Well, you want easy cases, you picked the wrong specialty.

Cancer's already stage III. It'd be a waste of time. She can start in two days.

 House : - I've scheduled a C-section. - She'd still have to wait a month.

You can't take part in any trial for at least 30 days after major surgery.

 Foreman : These regulations aren't just here to annoy you. Doing this is dangerous to the patient.

 Monica : Go home and wait for her call. She could call from the plane.

Can you believe something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?

 House : this is way more than just some silly battle over cable.

 Cate : Your kidney stone theory hinges on me having sex, but I...

 Cate : Generally not a good idea to swap fluids with your subjects.

 House : Struvite stones are possible in people who don't have sex.

 House : They're certainly possible in people who claim not to...

 House : What if her lung problems are not coming from her lungs?

 House : Specifically the ones that keep your plasma inside your blood vessels

 House : Fix the liver, she'll have enough breath to keep the entire ward up all night.

 Foreman : This'll be quick. I've been interviewing people all week.

 House, Vo : Yeah, she's fine. I can hear her breathing in the monitor.

 Sheldon : Daddy needs a livable planet he can rule with an iron fist.

 Sheldon : on a collision course with Earth and destroy life as we know it.

 Sheldon : Sir Frederick William Herschel didn't do Uranus any favors.

 Lucas : Dolan slipped out on the two agents who were guarding him,

 Esposito : If he was in federal custody on the night of the murder, then...

 Ryan : It was Dolan's testimony that would send them all up the river.

 Lucas : That's why they're all leaving town. That's why they killed McMurtry.

 Lucas : And both sides will take out anyone who gets in their way.

 Beckett : You killed McMurtry because you were trying to get to Dolan,

 Derek angry : Of all the fine doctors in the city, you accept a consult from Addison Shepherd?

 Bailey : - Montgomery-Shepherd, isn't it? - She should be on her way home.

 Bailey loud & upset : You think I'm even thinking about your romantic problems?

 Bailey loud & upset : I'm trying to help a patient very near and dear to my heart.

 Bailey loud & upset : And if consulting with your wife, your ex, your mistress,

whatever she becomes, if that's what's needed to save my patient,

 Derek moves from the wall looking slightly confused : I deserved that. It's...

 Bailey makes a face : Look, you have put yourself between two very fine women

 Bailey makes a face : somebody to make the decision for you, and it's not gonna happen!

 Burke : You scared us a little there. How's her work-up coming?

 Izzie : Electrolytes are within normal limits, urine tox was negative and EKG's fine.

 Izzie : Tilt test is scheduled for noon. Oh, and she's on contraceptives.

 Hicks : Okay, I had nothing to do with that. All I did was help him.

 Hicks : It's too dangerous. But he said it was just a one-time deal.

 Sheldon : -Where are you going? -I have a ton of errands to run.

 Penny : I need to make copies of my headshot, send them off to agents

-Man, l wish l had a nanny like you. -You mean when you were a baby?

 House : I'm about to make a decision, but there's still time for you to sneak under the wire.

 Chandler : I saw you checking me out during the game last night.

 Phoebe : After he passed out, we put the sand around him to keep him warm.

 Dr. Burke : Of course, the divorce only left me with four CDs to change.

 Chandler : Pizza's on the way. I told you we wouldn't have to get up.

They've stopped a few times, but lately it's been getting... worse.

 Bailey : It's used as an anti-psychotic, but it's also helpful with hiccups.

 Addison : I mean, this is Addison, post-McDreamy, post-McSteamy.

 Naomi : A baby's not really an answer. It's more of a crying, puking, non-answer.

 Addison : Yeah, but you did it. You got married, you had a baby.

We've put extra security in place, but we have to talk about MexiSolar.

 Petra : I put together summaries of our entire portfolio of companies per your request,

along with any complaints against them or Mr. Vaughn. Briefing in an hour?

 Lanie : Whoever created this had access to a pretty sophisticated lab.

 Lanie : I mean, Kate, I know you love Castle and all, but, girlfriend...

to develop a next generation antidote to that entire class of neurotoxins.

 Beckett : And have you had troubles with anyone associated with the lab?

 House : What's fascinating is that you equate discipline with bullying.

 Masters : It's hardly surprising you agree with our patient's philosophy.

 House : Cath him, and see what's stopping him from emptying his bilge.

 Cuddy : Waldenwood insists vaccination reports go in with the application.

 Cuddy : - Waldenwood. - Is that by any chance a boarding school?

 Leonard : I wonder if there's a way we could give the idea a trial run.

 Howard : I could call my old middle school, see if we can talk to some of the female students.

 Leonard : Great. Try to set up something for us to go over there.

 Sheldon : Hold on. While I'm comfortable speaking about science...

 Sheldon : ...I'm not sure I know how to spark the interest of school children. Better Google it.

 Penny : Are you kidding? You brought fancy wine and made fondue.

 Sheldon : Plus, it's easier around people that I'm comfortable with.

 Leonard : I stayed up all night singing the clown's aria from Pagliacci...

 Dagmar : Clyde and I couldn't find the location of the old stream,

 Dagmar : so we enlisted the help of someone who grew up in the town.

 Castle : Well, in your statement you said that when Beau went into the club,

 Beckett : You broke into his office just after he died using his key card.

 Scarlett : He left it in the limo. I knew it was my only chance.

 Scarlett : She knew that if it ever got out, it would destroy her life.

 Scarlett : So I took this job to make sure the tape never got out.

 Scarlett : Like I told your detectives, the killer must be Tiffany.

 Chase : then realized it was a little more than he could handle.

 Foreman : You got a point to make, or did you just feel like giving a long,

 Foreman : unnecessary explanation for something medically irrelevant?

 Chase : I guess it's safe to be confident when House is there to overrule you.

 House : Yeah, I'm good at that. So that leaves forgetting it unintentionally.

But then we have to explain why you didn't go back for it when you realized...

 House : You can't look at yourself without touching that thing.

-He asked if you'd go out with him. -I think I'm gonna throw up a little.

I figured since you're pregnant, you're not gonna be seeing people.

 Beckett : You know, all of McCutchin's accounts were overdrawn.

 Beckett : And then suddenly two weeks ago, 9,500 appears in his savings.

 Beckett : Which means they were all receiving money from the same source.

 Castle : Both Maya Santori and Chloe Whitman had charges on their credit card

 Castle : for a place called KCBC. Both of them on the 9th and the 16th.

 Beckett : and I'd like to contact the credit card company to find out what this KCBC is.

 ADDISON : To add to our fun, we've been asked to consult on a case

- Adam! It hurts whenever you move. - Keep your weight off my bad knee.

Nineteen years of marriage you'd think you'd have that one down.

 SONJA : Embarrassing is meeting your husband for lunch with your ex-husband attached.

How long is this going to take? Because I don't want my husband finding out.

 ADDISON : First of all we have to figure out what the piercing is caught on.

 SONJA : We've been divorced for five years, but we keep running into each other.

 Burke : I would like to install a left ventricular assist device.

 Burke : It's a battery operated machine to help your heart pump.

 Denny : I knew it. You people are trying to turn me into a robot.

 Denny : It's all part of your evil plan to take over the hospital.

 Burke : Increased damage to your platelets and increased bleeding.

 Alex : - Always happy to get this page. - That's not why I paged you.

The urine you've collected has been sitting in that fetus's bladder for weeks.

 House : Old urine drops down from the kidney right after the first tap

 House : Bladder tap number three will give you the freshest pee.

That's when you'll find out if this fetus has even a fighting chance.

 Emma : Maybe you want to make sure she succeeds so you'll still have hope.

The fetus's urine had appropriate levels of protein and electrolytes,

 Rebellious : Wait, wait, wait. The guy's dying, and all he cares about is his dog?

 House : Any of you guys go the dog route in your improv sessions?

 House : It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies.

Hi, it's me. I've been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful.

Please, Ross, you've gotta know there's nothing between me and Mark.

...but on my way to work tomorrow, I'm gonna stop by around 8 : 30. Bye.

 Taub : He sneezed too hard from a cold, which caused his lack of taste.

 Taub : Does "black tie optional" really mean black tie, 'cause I don't want to rent if...

 Scott : I get to the checkout, and there's all these extra items in my cart.

 Monica : - What room should we see next? - Any room that isn't behind this couch.

 Chandler : And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you!

 Ted : for the person who doesn't just tolerate our little quirks,

 Ted : on another blind date with each other, seven years from now?

 House : What are you worried about? You'll have maybe a night in jail for fraud.

 Morgan : I'm not a Munchausen. I'm gonna die unless you help me.

 Taub : I figured you had a tiny calcium deposit in your inner ear.

 Neil : Come on. I'm also an investor in a club, we'll make it a night out.

 House : spurting out of every orifice, then yeah, I believe you.

- Did she mention stomach pain? - Yeah, so I gave her a stronger...

 House : - You didn't do an exam. - She just came in for a follow-up.

 House : Diarrhea, blood in the stool, these are routine questions!

It was a minor mistake, I couldn't have known this was gonna happen...

 House : This woman could die because you were too lazy to ask one simple question!

 House : which made Chase cry, none of which I'm gonna testify about.

 House : and tell a little story about a patient, let's call him Buck.

 Paramedic : - Said something about fruitcake. - He must have torn his abdomen.

- You'll have to fight me for this one. - He's all yours. My parting gift.

OK, for your mom, I got a lambswool blanket, handmade in Edinburgh.

It's soft, comfortable, says "don't hate me for hurting your son" with fabric.

 Derek tiredly : - You know my mom loves you. - No, she used to.

- So, what do you think, plain or plaid? - I don't know. Whatever.

 Addison : - You love Christmas shopping. - I'm not in the mood for it right now.

 Addison : How about French food and Scottish catalogues tonight around nine?

 George tries to talk to Nadia : - Any questions about the surgery? - Apart from when you're gonna do it?

 Beckett : Why are men such babies when they get sick or injured?

 Beckett : Really, Espo? Where'd you read that? You're Making It Up magazine?

 Lanie Parish : evidence of fracturing at the base of the skull.

 Lanie Parish : From the patterning, I'd say she was repeatedly struck by that bat.

 Esposito : So our attacker could be wearing some sort of high-intensity IR lights,

 Phoebe : We violated section 12, paragraph 7 of the criminal code.

 Penny : Oh, yeah, I don't usually dress like this. I'm going jogging.

 Sheldon : The more likely explanation for your attire is that you're out of clean clothes again.

 Alicia : Please, you look cute. I'm dressed like a slob today too.

 Sheldon : I've been working on Admiral Ackbar from Return of the Jedi.

 Sheldon : Well, let me just tell you. While I do not currently have a retort...

Since we got interrupted last night, I didn't have a chance to give you this.

 Leonard : It'll last forever. I preserved it in a 1 -percent solution of polyvinyl acetal resin.

 Penny : God, that's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me...

 Howard : What was I supposed to do? She gave me that come-hither look.

 Howard : I would've caught up to her if I hadn't pulled a hammy.

 Leonard : So Penny doesn't want me around her friends. I embarrass her. What else?

 Sheldon : Well, her actions could be out of concern for your feelings.

 Sheldon : ...because she's scouting for a new mate and doesn't wanna do it in front of you.

 Sheldon : Agreed. Most primates don't show that sort of discretion.

 Sheldon : A female bonobo will copulate with a new male in front of the old one...

You always do this. Ditch me for a woman you don't have a shot with.

which causes autonomic dysregulation, which causes a wood-free existence.

 House : He can't even remember the last time he was able to salute. It's cool, huh?

 Thirteen : B6 wouldn't show up on a tox screen, and we didn't find anything at the house.

 House : So, all we have to do is filter the B6 out of his blood.

 Kutner : The impotence could be psychological. He's depressed, hates his job...

He should spend a night in the sleep lab, see if he gets a reflex erection.

 House : If he can't get engorged the way God intended, then he can't get engorged.

 Bailey : He doesn't like to bother them until he's well or about to get discharged.

 Bailey : He understands his reality. He just chooses to ignore it.

Where the hell's this GSW to the head? Why wasn't the trauma team called?

 Helen : I'm redoing the living room in beige silks, I'm thinking.

 Helen : - And the dining room... - Mother, give me back my toes.

 Helen : The daughter I raised would appreciate her mother's help.

 Cristina : The daughter you raised is begging for you to go. Now.

I came here to fight over CDs and books. War over a crystal vase.

 MEREDITH : - You weren't supposed to be in here. - You shouldn't have had to see that.

 IZZIE : So go about your business. Run labs, cure cancer. I'm fine.

 GEORGE : Either you hang out with us or we'll call your mother.

She's a few hours away, I'm sure she wouldn't mind staying with you.

 CHIEF : What is she doing here? She has no business in this room.

No, it's just that all the people in the world I would want to talk to are right here.

 A Casino Boss : Tribbiani, get back to work. Break time's over.

The maxi-pads were a piece of cake. Mini-pads should be that much easier.

Don't let that guy in here anymore. He said Phoebe's a porn star.

 Jill : Ross just totally blew me off, and he didn't even tell me why.

 Rachel : The best thing to do to get over a guy is to start dating someone else.

 Rachel : Oh! There is this great guy you will just love at work, named Bob.

Maybe I talk too much, or maybe I should have been more aggressive sexually.

 Kat : It wasn't a loan. He sold me his half of the Malibu house.

 Beckett : Are you telling me that he traded you $4 million for 200,000?

 Kat : How could I pass up a deal like that? I have the promissory note to prove it.

 Kat : That he wanted to live up to the characters he'd played, I think.

Okay, fine. If you're being honest, then why don't you tell me this.

We have a witness that saw a dark figure fleeing the crime scene.

 Kat : He said he was in trouble and that people were after him.

 Kat : But he asked me to pick him up at this theater playing Hard Kill,

 Kat : I'm trying to restart my career. I just knew how it might look.

 Sheldon : You're sitting in your apartment. It's late. You're alone.

 Sheldon : Your hypothalamus is swimming in a soup of estrogen and progesterone...

 Sheldon : ...and, suddenly, even Leonard seems like a viable sexual candidate.

 Sheldon : Now, should that happen, I would ask you to find some way to suppress your libido.

 Ryan : that Mandy visited with at the hospital and they all said the same thing.

 Ryan : So based on the direction that Lenny traveled while Mandy took air samples,

And of the eight factories, only one produces styrene. Cazuli Carpeting.

 Beckett : Their logo has the same design that's on the death threat Mandy got.

 Esposito : Yeah, and the owner of Cazuli Carpeting, George Cazuli,

 Esposito : and the attempted arson of one of his competitor's factories.

 Castle : A hotheaded factory owner is confronted by an idealistic weather girl

 Beckett : And if her allegations went public, he'd face criminal charges,

I've seen enough episodes of Law & Order to know how this works.

You think you're gonna trick me into saying something that ain't true?

So according to Stacey's assistant, the business barely had any money,

And as for this Berglin-Eklof bag, it's definitely not Stacey's.

You expect that everyone you look at sideways is pining after you?

 Alex : Has it even occurred to you that maybe I'm not interested?

Do you think I want to be just another intern sleeping with an attending?

 Derek : I was going to ask you to scrub in on a nerve reconstruction.

 Derek : - Since it's your last day... - It isn't. And I'd love to.

 House : Well, it's not lupus. Well, not everyone can operate a zipper.

 House : And you wanted Rivkah to feel all gemutlicht. I get it.

 Patient : - I got some box cutters and... - Just like Abraham did it.

 House : I'm gonna get a plastic surgeon. Get the Twinkie back in the wrapper.

 Foreman : Andie's MRI and tox screen were clean. No infection, no neurotoxins.

Well, no problem. I have three controllers. The more the merrier.

 Sheldon : Well, you can't blame me for not jumping to that conclusion.

...and I'd appreciate it if you would, you know, make yourself scarce.

 Sheldon : I am a published theoretical physicist with two doctorates...

 Leonard : You know what I mean. Could you just give us a little privacy?

 Leonard : If science ever discovers a second member of your species...

 Leonard : ...and you two would like some privacy, I'd be happy to get out of your way.

 Amber Volakis : And I'm willing to suffer this indignity on his behalf.

 Greg House : Need another round and a drink for what passes for a lady around here.

 Greg House : I'll have another, and she'll have a Cosmopolitan.

 Joey : I told you not to move it! How would you feel if, say...

I can't believe we have to say goodbye to the house we grew up in.

 Ryan : he rented Marco a unit on the same floor the day before the auction.

This is from 6 : 00 a.m. Yesterday morning, five hours before the auction.

Well, it seems to me like all you got me for is stealing a safe.

 Beckett : More like 30 years, after we add Wendell and Wendy's murders to it.

 Beckett : But you better hurry because they're cutting through that safe,

 Chase : I'll find a patient on life support who's just waiting to die.

 House : But we did and almost always do search the patient's home.

 Sophie : Why would they hide something that could be killing them?

 Gabe : Wait. If everybody lies, then that means you're lying right now.

 Corwin : Before you finish, maybe you could describe what you actually do.

 Corwin : You know, like if someone comes in for a routine physical.

- Which would've been a bad idea. - Did you bolus her with fluids?

Yeah. Won't be too bad for you. Lot of carnage. Not a lot of survivors.

 Burke : They're never gonna fit into CT. We're gonna be flying blind.

 Burke : You shouldn't turn your head. You want to try to move as little as possible.

 Bonnie : So are you gonna pull this pole out of us anytime soon?

 Burke smiles : Sorry, we can't until we get a better look at what's going on internally.

 Burke smiles : I assure you we will work as quickly as possible.

 Castle : A drawing that looks like it could've been made by the same kid.

Can't imagine they'll need much prompting when we confront them.

 Leonard : It's not a bidding war. I'm selling it all to Larry down at the comic-book store.

- What's the number? I'll match it. - I'll match it, plus 1000 rupees.

- What's the exchange rate? - None of your business. Take it or leave it.

 Leonard : Forget it. Guys, if I sell to one of you, the other two are gonna be mad at me.

 Sheldon moving to block his path : No. I can't let you do this.

 Sheldon brandishing toy sword from Leonard's box : None shall pass.

 Raj : It streams HD video straight to your phone while it's flying.

 Leonard : Okay, we should leave in about an hour. You all packed?

 Penny : Uh, yeah, I just need to throw in a few last minute things--

 Leonard : I even know the exact spot where they used to stomp me.

 Ross : Okay, okay, I was typing names into the library computer earlier...

 Chandler : Sounds like two people are really enjoying the Dewey Decimal System.

She said it's too dry and wants to explain to you how she wants it.

What... What the hell? Does Izzie know... Does Burke know about this?

 Cristina : Unbunch your panties, George. We're helping Alex study. Do it.

 Cristina : I couldn't get one. I tried to, but they told me to come back in January.

 Leonard : I didn't want to say anything until I knew for sure, but...

 Leonard : I've been re-running the tests on your element in my lab

 Leonard : Yeah, it turns out someone added simulated signals to the data files.

I was talking to Ross, and he said you were looking for a new place.

 Rachel : Yeah. Hopefully across the street. If certain Dutch people would just let go.

 Janitor : Enigma of the trees, upside-down denizen of the night.

When I say "street," I mean those pretend streets here at the zoo.

 Penny : And we both know if I start crying you're gonna start crying.

If you want to talk more, I'm always available." Smiley face, smiley face.

 Howard : It better be. It's the spare camera for the Mars Rover.

 Thirteen : I haven't heard a thump, so I assume he's still quietly puking.

 Thirteen : once he's stable enough to get back to the hospital.

 Chase : I was playing a long game. Deadlines have been moved up.

 Chase : I take it this is one of the side effects of the drugs.

has shown up at my house at 7 : 00 a.m. To not tell me something.

 Paula : I will tell you this. It's a major relaunch of a major franchise.

 Castle : why would I want to get involved with somebody else's?

 Chandler : Of course, the packaging does appeal to grownups and kids.

 Howard to the real Raj who is daydreaming : What ya thinking so hard about?

Nude pictures of Anna Kournikova? She's never even won a major tournament.

 Chandler : You know, you and Monica have the same l'm-gonna-kill-you look.

 Rachel : You know, this happens all the time to my computer at work.

 Rachel : Out of all of us, who do you think will get married next?

Well, it's not our fault. Our dads never did anything like this with us.

 Leonard : ...was with a 2000-year-old skeleton of an Etruscan boy.

 Raj : I got so bored, I'd put vaginal lubricant at the bottom of my shoes...

 Howard : Yeah, well my quality father-son time was spending my adolescence...

...Iooking out the window, waiting for my dad to come back some day.

 Leonard : We didn't have opportunities like this when we were growing up...

 Leonard : ...but right now there's a dad that wants to take you on a fishing trip.

Now what you do is, you stick your thumb down its throat, grab the guts and pull.

Listen, I gotta tell you, I've never been to a guru before, so...

 Guru Saj : Well, relax. If it makes you feel any better, I've attended...

 George : - Don't talk to her about it. - "Her?" I don't have a name?

 Izzie : If you give me the "people is what matters" thing again, I will kill you.

 Alex : - Oh, she'll talk. - I was supposed to be back in the game.

 Izzie : So, were there any little blue pills involved? Or, is he untouched by time?

I am your friend, I will show up 45 minutes into dinner with a fake crisis.

 Izzie : Come on, he's not a young man. He wasn't getting a little help?

Popping the pill? Dad's best friend? You're gonna give me nothing,

 Cristina : It's a miracle drug. And someday it'll save your life.

 Leslie : So I heard your relationship with Penny crashed to the ground...

- Where'd you hear that? - Actually, I read it. Wolowitz texted me.

 Leslie : Now that you're unattached, maybe we can revisit our previous attachment.

 Leslie : I'm fully committed to the traditional relationship paradigm.

 Leslie : Anyway, I just figure it's time to slow things down...

 Taub : The husband is fine, the wife is worse. She had a heart attack.

Q fever would've caused congestive heart failure, not myocardial infarction.

 Chase : So she had Q fever and something else that causes heart attack?

 House : And the hoarding. Now that the wife is the only patient,

 Raj : It was gonna be like the old days. The four of us hanging out...

 Howard : ...playing video games, before you guys all got girIfriends.

 Raj : Do you have any idea what it's like to be the only one without a girIfriend?

 Raj : ...I'll still be the guy who got a girl after Sheldon Cooper!

 Penny : - Come on, Amy, let's go. - What about the Science Center?

 Beckett : That warehouse burned down three weeks after my mom's murder.

 Esposito : and find something we can use to reopen the investigation.

 Gates : heading into the band's rehearsal garage on the Lower East Side.

 Beckett : Do you have any idea how much grief I've had to put up with

 Castle : because there really wasn't enough to the character Nikki Heat

 Beckett : Oh, there's plenty to the character. She just needs a better writer.

 Beckett : You know what? While you're at it, don't forget those.

 Naomi : Well, they're high this month. We can do ovarian stimulation.

 Addison : Then I have the other guy, I don't have his baby because he's not the great guy.

- Addie, there are other options. - Yeah, I know about the options.

Weird your psychic didn't mention anything about the scary pigeon.

 Phoebe : As a matter of fact, she said that's how l'm going to die.

Hello. This is the pigeon from the balcony calling to apologize.

<i>I shouldn'</i><i>t have knocked the tickets </i>out of the pretty lady's hand.

...and I'm hoping that maybe somehow this may help make up for it. Okay?

 Nurse Lockheart : I'm afraid not, dear. You'll have to ask Mr. Malloy yourself.

 Nurse Lockheart : prohibits us from characterizing or describing our patients' behavior.

 Nurse Lockheart : If you need any help, just press the red button on the wall behind you.

 Leopold Malloy : Please, have a seat. I so rarely receive visitors.

 Yanavich : Start drawing a disability pension after you retire.

 Yanavich : Yeah, well, I don't doubt it. I mean, it wasn't like it is today.

 Yanavich : We didn't make a federal case out of everything back then.

 Esposito : Do you know if Raglan and McCallister were tight with anybody else?

 Amy : I mean, seriously, you have got to let me scan your brain

 Howard : Well, I married a little Catholic girl, so we're even.

 Rachel : Thank you for taking your tongue out of my sister's mouth to tell me that.

 Foreman : - I know it's not the standard presentation. - It's a 10 million-to-1 shot.

It explains the cardiomyopathy, the pain, the low B.P., the fever.

 House : It's a ludicrously long shot that explains every one of those symptoms... except for the cough and the rash.

 House : Should we just erase those? Well, anything can cause a rash.

If you're gonna list all the things it can't be, you're gonna need more colors.

 House : Cameron was right. No condition explains all these symptoms.

 House : - But orange and green covers everything. - Orange and green?

 House : - And you think one is simpler than two? - Pretty sure it is, yeah.

Baby shows up. Chase tells you that two people exchanged fluids to create this being.

 House : I tell you that one stork dropped the little tyke off in a diaper. Are you gonna go with the two or the one?

 Rachel : Listen, missy! If you want this cart, you'll have to take me with it!

I'm going to be leaving, uh... Quite a bit earlier than we had talked about.

 Wilson : I cannot be responsible for the happiness of Gregory House.

 Wilson : He wants me to suffer a misery that I don'! Want to go through.

 Foreman : Enduring pain to do some good for someone you care about.

It's just you have to realize this whole Mark thing is really hard for me.

Honey, why is it hard? We've been together for almost a year now.

 Ross : And now, if it's possible, I think I love you even more.

 Rachel : It just seems to me, though, that if two people love each other...

 Raj : From there, it was easy to find him on Instagram, Snapchat

 Howard : So if you think that's creepy, you married the wrong guy.

 Cameron : I followed him. And, yes, I know how humiliating that admission is.

 Foreman : This is a conversation you should be having with Chase, not me.

 Foreman : She's on antiarrhythmics, but we don't know how long we can keep her stable.

 Foreman : Seemed to be triggered by stress. Her parents had just...

 Cameron : Could be anything. A gas leak, arsenic in the wallpaper, fungus in the shower...

 Foreman : to get some of the fluid in his spine so we can test it.

 Foreman : - I just think you should know... - Either you're cruel

 Beckett : I think I saw a surveillance camera outside the building.

 Alexis : Solving murders and bringing closure to all those families,

 Castle : It's kind of tough to tell with her, you know? She doesn't flinch.

But I think she just felt it was a point of pride to stare it down.

Not that l wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man.

 Rachel : -I am not gonna answer that. -Oh, come on. Just pick one.

 Foreman : It's an enterovirus. It lodges in the intestinal tract.

 Cameron : Enteroviruses cause diarrhea and flu-like symptoms in adults, maybe a rash,

 Foreman : Viruses are more difficult to treat than bacterial infections.

 Foreman : There's a company in Pennsylvania developing an antiviral.

I don't recall any of these coming up when you gave me these little death capsules.

None of that ever happens. They just put it on there for legal reasons.

 Joey : Just got off the Internet. Man, there's a lot of porn out there.

Hey, you guys seem happy. If you ever want to get marry, you give me a call.

 Foreman : Just like five minutes ago, and 10 minutes before that.

 Cameron : You really have to flash your private stash in front of me?

 Tritter : You told your associates that I had frozen your accounts.

 House : What if there was tingling in his extremities prior to the crash?

 Foreman : - How can you still be on MS? - I gotta be on something.

 House : Something's interrupting his neurons' chitchat, like lesions.

 Foreman : The only test we can do, we just did and it was negative.

 Foreman : We can't look into his brain, but you want us to read his mind?

 Anesthesiologist : They're just re-doing his dressings. He's out, he's fine.

 House : I didn't page you to put him out. I paged you to wake him up.

Ladies and gentlemen, I've been practicing medicine for 23 years...

 Beckett : That might have been where she kept the key for the safe-deposit box.

Hey, Castle Jr., could you maybe start thinking like a cop, please?

It had to have been something huge if it was worth killing her over, right?

 Ryan : It's not from a spy shop, either. This looks professional.

 Beckett : Listen, I need you to dig up everything you can on Agnes Fields.

 Alexis Castle : They're here, aren't they? My dad and grandma are in there.

Listen to me. Listen, listen. Everything is gonna be fine, okay?

 Monica : Everyone was smiling at me, and then I get off work...

 Chase : so they create alternate personalities that don't have to accept it.

 Iris : These personalities that I'm supposed to have, where are they'?

 Faye : But if there's no boyfriend, where did the bruises come from?

 Faye : How could this be happening to my own daughter without me knowing it?

 Taub : Diazepam was masking it. Taking her off made it more apparent.

" Out of order? You' re out of order! This whole courtroom's out of order! "

After years of struggling you've cracked your way into show business.

 Raj : Look, Penny, you're great, but I had a long talk with my parents.

Get me some Ativan. - She doesn't wanna be discharged. She's manipulating you.

 Foreman : Look, a seizure buys her a place to sleep while the nice doctors run their tests.

 Wilson : Why fake a twitch? In case the seizure was too subtle?

Keep an eye on her till 2 : 00 p.m. Watch her blood sugar, give her a nice hot lunch.

 Beckett : I don't understand how one of our own would actually want

 Sophia : We've heard the same thing, which means we don't have any time.

 Castle : You guys maintain a topographical survey of the Earth, right?

 Castle : If we know where she's from, we can narrow down our search.

 Captain : Like how you two float each other's boat, stuff like that.

 Marlene : I never would have gone out with the guy in this video.

 House : Honey, why do you do this to me? You know I'm watching my weight.

Then maybe you stop eating cheese in front of open fridge in middle of the night.

 Weinmann : I'm just gonna step out and get a corroborating interview

 Dominika : It's middle of the day, I think everybody is at work.

 Weinmann : Yeah, then they're at work. I just got a form to check off,

 Castle : we're really good at altering reality to fit the narrative.

All right. Now, I would like to see you wearing nothing but them.

 Chandler : I hope you realize this means we'll miss hearing about the specials.

 Phoebe : Well, not so much a pet as, you know, an occasional visitor...

 Beckett : Yeah, I did. But I never thought that it was for real.

 Beckett : after I found out he was a compulsive liar, degenerate and a thief.

 Castle : And here I thought you were a one-and-done kind of girl.

 Henry Browning : Regardless of your seriousness or intent at the time,

 Henry Browning : I'm afraid your wedding at the Drive-Thru of Love

 Browning : I'm afraid you can't. Not unless you terminate your first marriage.

 Beckett : We have 300 people coming. Most of them are flying in.

 Castle : Henry, is there anything we can do to make this go away?

 Esposito : Well, your boy got around. He was charged with theft in Austin in '05.

 Ryan : He was put in jail for impersonating an FBI agent in New Orleans.

 Castle : "And no matter the obstacles, no matter how hard you try,

 Beckett : Apparently Greg pulled all of his money out of his bank account a week ago.

 Penny : She would clearly like to have a physical relationship with you.

 Leonard : All right, we're down the rabbit hole. What are you doing?

 Sheldon : ...with the sort of physical contact that comes easily to others...

 Leonard : Now you know how I feel when I have to put it on you.

 House : You spent weeks elaborately concealing the fact that you'd crashed daddy's car.

 House : Then you just confessed. Seemed idiotic, certain to end in disaster.

 Chase : I assume you've already dismissed the "she loves me" theory?

 Chase : As we've already established, it's also possible that you're wrong.

 House : Since you don't have one, I'm gonna keep looking for you.

 Chase : Let him drain, then pack it with anesthetics and sterile gauze.

 Wilson : That's a shame, since you're the one who triggered this.

Look, l can't do this. l can't make love to you while we're fighting this way.

 House : And you think he's guilty, which explains why you're dying to discharge him.

 Thirteen : You want to examine his character, go to his soup kitchen.

 House : If Chase had compromised his professional judgment to help Cameron,

 Foreman : you did everything to keep me from contacting the drug company.

 Rachel : I bet he sensed that I was ready to have sex with another guy.

 Sheldon : The only logical explanation is that this is a dream.

 Slaughter : You're too smart to be talking this stupid, Sherlock.

Ifyou really love that broad, you figure out what the problem is,

 Marshall : He wanted you to be excited for me, since we're gonna be working there together.

 Barney : Well, technically not together. You won't have access to my floor.

 Marshall : In the meantime, I need a job, and this is a really good one.

 Marshall : and, to be honest, it gives me a reason to put on pants in the morning.

 Marshall : but right now, I'm kind of really excited to wear pants again.

 Marshall : I think about that first week in New York, you know?

 Marshall : I was 22 years old. I had my whole future ahead of me.

 Marshall : I guess I just kind of thought that if I could have that burger one more time

All right, Ms. Jensen, before we begin, may I offer you a refreshment?

 Sheldon : All right, so I see here you're from Des Moines, Iowa.

 Sheldon : You're summa cum laude in theoretical physics from Stanford University.

 Sheldon : Oh, and two years ago you had a persistent ear infection.

 Cristina : Yes, we did. We decided we're not going to tell you-know-who about us.

We decided? You're worried about your career and your reputation.

- He doesn't have to hear at all. - He will. It's just a matter of time.

 Burke : Unless you're hesitating because of some different reason.

 Alex : So what's up with you not wanting to get this procedure?

 Alex : I got stuck with you because I was late, so if you don't mind, kid, kinda busy.

 Nicole : And I don't have to stay down here. I could go back to my room.

 Beckett : why don't we continue this conversation back at my place?

 Beckett : - I also know that you lied to us. - I have an alibi.

 Beckett : And I highly doubt that Beau paid you by leaving cash in a trash bin.

 Beckett : So, why don't you drop the act and tell me what the hell is going on

 Beckett : that you have no idea what was on the thing that you stole?

 Scarlett : So I figured it's exactly what my employer was looking for.

 Alex : Oh, boy, I guess they do airbrush out the tattoo, don't they?

 Izzie : Let's look at that tattoo up close and personal, shall we?!

 Izzie : How does anybody practice medicine hauling these things around?!

 Raj : Do you believe you're going to go to hell for eating sweet-and-sour pork?

 Sheldon : Certainly. It's not like I have to moderate my food intake...

 Sheldon : ...because I'm planning on eating again very shortly.

No, I can't. I gotta pick up my mom from her water-aerobics class.

Now you don't have a girlfriend you wanna hang out with me again.

 Howard : That's how much buying a comic book store means to me.

 Lawrence Kutner : You can't have your eyes opened to something and not act on it.

 Chris Taub : I haven't had my eyes opened. I just don't think they're crazy anymore.

 Chris Taub : She's living proof that sane people can make radical changes, but House...

 Lawrence Kutner : I think she's telling you to stop deflecting.

 Roz Viner : Someday, you'll say something that you wish you could take back.

 Lawrence Kutner : If the toaster doesn't work and the wiring in the house is fine,

 Chris Taub : Autonomic nerve disorder. Could be Riley-Day Syndrome.

 Lawrence Kutner : You have a rare and incurable degenerative disease.

 Lawrence Kutner : We're doctors, we never know what's going to matter. She said sex.

 Lawrence Kutner : Yeah. These people aren't going to change you at all.

 Eric : A few months ago, we were presenting at a conference in Singapore,

 Cindy : I have a PhD in chemistry from MIT. Of course I've heard of saxitoxin.

 Ryan : Pretty dangerous stuff, Cindy. You ever work with any of it?

Ms. Paralti, we understand that you and Eric Vaughn had a personal falling out.

 Esposito : You've had restraining orders filed against you by three ex-boyfriends.

 Ryan : Yeah, but you know what Carrie Underwood never sang about?

 Ryan : but one of the other people he was with wasn't so lucky.

 Chandler : other than the fact that the room got brighter when you came into it.

 Monica : and don't even get me started on the refrigerator magnets.

 Chandler : After I unpacked the boxes, I wanted to do something nice for you...

 Sheldon : Now, this is a long run, so let's do another bladder check.

All right, Barry, we'll wait for you again, but you really should see a doctor.

 Sheldon : You appear to have put your car key in the door lock. Are you aware of that?

 Sheldon : Would it be possible for you to do this a little more quietly?

 Sheldon : That Baldwin lock on your door uses traditional edge-mounted cylinders...

...whereas the key for your Volkswagen uses a center-cylinder system.

She's gonna stand over my desk with a ruler, checking my spelling...

 House : Professional athletes, Cuddy. It's like watching an old movie at 2 a.m.

 House : Oscar clip. He can't imagine how they got into his body.

 Cuddy : She's still got a thing for you, making it impossible for her to deal.

 House : Still erythropoietin, or are you guys just chugging battery acid?

 Jeff : There's no way I'd touch EPO. Too many guys stroking out and dying.

 House : So, injecting yourself with donor red blood cells for fun and profit.

 House : It would be pretty irresponsible if I didn't, wouldn't it?

 Handsome Fellow : Legionella could explain the lungs, the fever.

 Handsome Fellow : Maybe picked up a virus swimming off Jones Beach.

 Female Fellow : But she doesn't even have the energy to finish her crossword anymore.

 Foreman : You don't stop a daily ritual that cures boredom because you're bored.

 House : If you were going to try to take yourself out, why choose electricity?

 Monica : You are terrible at this, okay? You are the worst ultimate fighter ever.

 Pete : I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture in my right forearm...

 Monica : So if you have to do this, you'll have to do it without me.

 Beckett : He runs the Westies. What did he actually do for Finn?

 Beckett : This is the part where I tell you that one phone call from me,

Go on now. Can't hear the game. Tommy, pint for the pretty boy, yeah?

 Steph : Leonard? Why haven't I heard a thing about this woman who lives across the hall...

 Steph : ...and comes into your apartment in the morning in her underwear?

 Leonard : She's heard about you because we're, you know, involved...

Some mornings, I'll mosey down to the third floor in my pajamas...

Really? I've never once been invited to have cereal with Mrs. Vartabedian.

 Cameron : And my house doesn't look like it was decorated by a drunk rugby player.

 Chase : Why does it have to be a discussion? Can't you just stay over?

 Cuddy : You do know they page me when that much surgical equipment is signed out.

 Chase : He'll wake up in his house, he won't know a thing about what happened.

 Cuddy : Until he catches a post surgical infection in his dirty apartment

 Cuddy : and finds out we tricked him and winds up owning the hospital.

 House : I don't care where he gets the post-op, just that he gets it.

 House : That's weird. I usually don't get the stigmata until Easter.

 Cameron : Please tell Dr. Chase the patient's ready for him now.

How it just amazes me that you're still pulling stuff like this.

 Raj : ...the one where the frog has its tongue stuck to the underside of an airplane.

 Sheldon : ...leading to the lost treasure of famous pirate "One-Eyed Willy."

 Amy : ...but your father was in the auditorium at your high school graduation...

 Sheldon : Or that's complete poppycock which Amy made up. It still could be the map.

 Castle : Well, that was all thanks to this really obtuse studio executive.

 Castle : Thank you so much for seeing us without an appointment.

Your name literally just came up in our last story development meeting.

 Trevor : Look, I know this studio did a poor job producing Heat Wave,

 Trevor : it is time to get back in the Richard Castle business.

 Castle : We're actually looking into the murder of Phillip Harris.

 Trevor : Phil was a great guy. He saved my ass a couple ofyears ago.

 Trevor : Got photos of my ex having an affair with our personal psychic.

 Hayley : So, Phillip's sister told us that you gave him permission

 House : That's 'cause of your hips. If she would've just gestated a little longer,

 House : which means that baby's head is too big for mommy's hips.

 House : And by the way, your hips may be an evolutionary improvement.

 House : 'Cause otherwise we'd kill them all before they became functional.

 Kutner : Plenty of people live perfectly normal lives without...

You've looked at her brain, you took off her skull, you found nothing.

 House : Didn't look in the right part. Didn't look in the heart part.

 House : In the womb, blood has to bypass the lungs since they don't work yet.

 House : When we're born, we take our first big breath, lungs expand,

"What will you do about Rachel? Why are you moving in with Rachel?

When will you confess your secret marriage to Rachel?" You want her!

 Ross : Remember that paper I had published last year on sediment flow rate?

 Beckett : This is a dry cleaning ticket that we found in your trailer

 Beckett : There are still flecks of James Swan's blood on them.

 Zeke : Do you know what it's like to play all those crappy street fairs,

 Zeke : live on nothing but Ramen noodles, sleep in a van for 14 months?

 Zeke : And then he calls me to his trailer after the show and tells me that I'm out?

 Zeke : I admit, I might not be the world's greatest bass player. But...

 Zeke : We're finally about to hit it big and he wants to Pete Best me?

 Castle : I think Stu Sutcliffe would have been a more apt comparison.

Bass line is a little tricky. I think you might be able to handle it.

 House : A lot of doctors wouldn't risk their careers on a hunch.

 House : Actually, for some reason, they tend to get sick more often than non-drug addicts.

 Rebellious : But you already know he has drugs in his system. - That's not what I'm testing for.

We're gonna put this hard rubber tube up your urethra and into your bladder.

It may be a little uncomfortable. - Shouldn't I be getting some sort of anesthetic?

 Leonard : Grad student forgot to take out one of his piercings.

 Leonard : Now he's on a transplant list waiting for a nipple his size.

 Leonard : Sometimes I like to turn this on and pretend I'm the super-villain Magneto.

 Raj : So I thought the photo booth for the party could be creepy, like a mummy's tomb...

 Sheldon : A time machine from a science-fiction show has nothing to do with Halloween.

 Beckett : So, I called Will's place to pull security cam footage from the hallway again,

 Beckett : The doorman swears that no one has been in the security room

 Beckett : Castle, stop! There is no such thing as the Invisible Man.

 Esposito : Well, Ryan's still trying to get in touch with his employer,

 Esposito : Apparently, Will had some heavy encryption on his hardware.

 Esposito : Yeah, but I just got his phone records from his wireless carrier.

 Esposito : And dude didn't talk much, except to this one number, right here.

 Esposito : He traded dozens of calls with it over the past six weeks,

 Beckett : Donna, I know this is hard, but how do you know Will?

 Bailey : You're going to be retracting it for the next 14 hours,

 Meredith : ...that he was my boss, when I met him. I didn't know.

 Meredith : Oh, well, you sort of seemed to not be talking to me, so I...

For example, I'm former military, which makes me a expert marksman.

 Castle : That's from the documentary we shot right here at the precinct.

 Castle : Santos wasn't just a look-alike. He was a sound-alike.

 Lanie : I went through every case we worked on. Nothing jumped out.

 Esposito : It's gotta be someone who knows about our relationship.

 Lanie : Well, whoever he is, he's a freak. He made Daniel Santos suffer.

 Lanie : Some version of Ryan and Beckett? What if this is just the beginning?

 Phoebe : -That's not how you really feel, is it? -No, l'm sorry.

l know it's not what you want to hear, but l can't help it. l love marriage.

lf you have to call me a name, l'd prefer ''Ross, the Divorcer.'' lt's just cooler.

...but, you know, l loved being that committed to another person.

And Carol and l had some good times before she became a lesbian.

 Ross : And you were so excited about moving in together before...

 Monica : All right, people, listen. I've got exactly 28 minutes...

 Joey : - All right, huddle up right over here! - Wait for me! Wait for me!

- I thought you knew what you were doing. - I thought you meant in life.

 Phoebe : Call him as soon as you get a chance. He's at Flimbees.

 Phoebe : My warranty expires tomorrow. If I don't get through...

 Dr. Schiff : -Are you experiencing any discomfort? -No, I'm very comfortable.

 Dr. Schiff : Okay, then. Would you like to lie down on the table?

 Dr. Schiff : -Is there something going on here? -Do you feel it too?

 Foreman : He has a completely professional relationship with you, respects you as a colleague and a doctor.

 Foreman : You now have total control over your relationship with him.

 Cameron : So, a woman can't express her interest in sex without it being some professional power play?

 House : you have to be aware of the effect that it's going to have on men.

Men should grow up. - Yeah, and dogs should stop licking themselves.

 Cameron : - Yeah, what are you doing here? - Looking for you guys.

 Foreman : - Why didn't you page us? - 'Cause I knew you'd be here.

 House : I assume you're trying to prove my crazy, two-illness theory wrong, so, obviously, you're gonna be in the lab.

What'd you find out? Kidney failure. It's acute interstitial nephritis.

I wonder if that's significant. - It means the antibiotics didn't cause the kidney failure.

 Monica : All you need now is The Killing Fields and guacamole, and you got a party!

 Phoebe : I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident...

...and she said my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies...

 Chandler : He let us drive his Jaguar. Joey for 12 blocks. Me for 15.

Yeah, well, we gotta put all of that aside and help him find her.

 Ryan : After the van left Lower Manhattan, we picked it up on East River Drive

 Beckett : Let's bring in some more bodies to review the footage.

 Martha : The only people to blame for this are the ones who took her.

 Martha : She is strong, and she is smart, and she is going to get through this.

 Castle : how did the kidnappers know Sara was gonna be at the Beaumont Hotel?

 Martha : You have Kate Beckett and the FBI tracking Alexis down.

 Martha : Just let them do their job. And they need for you to be here.

 Mrs Latham : Leonard, I'm making the donation to your department

 Mrs Latham : You and your colleagues are doing remarkable research,

 Mrs Latham : you'd remember a night with me for the rest of your life.

 Sheldon : Simple. Earlier today, he Tweeted that he's looking forward

 Sheldon : to going to his favourite sushi restaurant for dinner.

 Sheldon : which was conducted in his favourite sushi restaurant.

 Sheldon : That's where he'll be, and that's where I'm going, and--

 Howard : And that's where Darth Vader's gonna pour soy sauce on your head.

 Leonard : Sheldon, I don't care if you get scalped tickets with us or not,

 Leonard : but please don't be creepy and go stalking this poor guy.

 Sheldon : You think about that while I'm warning James Earl Jones

 Sheldon : He got lucky this time. There are some weirdos out there.

 Katrina : Maybe three months ago. About the time she moved out.

 Katrina : I don't know. She didn't stay here long. Less than six months.

 Beckett : Did she have any friends? Boyfriends? People that she partied with?

 Katrina : I posted an ad looking for a roommate and she answered.

 Katrina : She actually turned out to be the dream roommate. Go figure.

 Katrina : I was happy for her. It seemed like she'd really turned her life around.

 Esposito : There's no sign of Ed Turner, the dude who called 911.

 Beckett : Castle, you're talking about one girl murdering another for a job.

 Castle : Sierra wants to be Teddy's favorite, but she's always second choice.

 Castle : Sierra thinks, "What if Jenna was gone? Then I'd be number one.

 Castle : so no harm in learning a little bit more about what makes Sierra Goodwin tick.

 Castle : That's "Mr. Castle" to you, missy. Rina, this is Detective Beckett.

 Castle : - Actually, we're here about Jenna. - That was so terrible.

 Chase : The sister who walked away and told you she was never coming back?

 Chase : She decided Elena's done more bad things to her than good.

Because it's making her die alone of kidney failure in Room 205?

 House : I'm sure she's got plenty of subjective emotions we can exploit.

 Masters : I'm not good at that type of thing. Someone else should go.

 Rachel : You're quirky, and I get a big kick out of it. We all do.

And as you're driving into the town, there's a sign and it says : 

 Monica : So, guys, listen. I go over there and, you know, I'm...

and when the dust settles, he's willing to let you plead out as an accessory

 House : I ask you, is almost dying any excuse for not being fun?

 House : So, why are you down here? Hoping to expand your make-out pool

 House : What am I? A nurse you're trying to prep with this vulnerability thing?

 House : You don't start him on ECMO and that infection could rampage through his body

 House : But you do it your way. Nothing more honest than a dead baby.

 Penny : Have our mom send us pants from the Walmart in Houston.

 Bernadette : So, Raj, do you think this planet you're looking for

 Jim : Hey, come on, I waited an extra hour just to make sure I got you.

 House : They didn't come to free clinics whining for doctors' notes.

 House : I can tell from your little puppy dog eyes that his pituitary's fine.

 Taub : I need some adenosine, and get that crash cart over here.

 Foreman : This is a good idea. It's perfect for you. Experimental, risky.

A hundred and ninety dollar restaurant tab. That's dessert, probably booze.

 Foreman : LE Prep. But she doesn't have any controlled pore glass beads.

 House : your immune system will gorge itself on the damaged cells.

They'll get big and fat so that you can see them under a microscope.

 Cate : So, how long should I give the cells to fatten up before I check them?

 House : Or you could stop being a hypocrite and take the prednisone now.

 House : If your psych patients demanded lab results you'd never make a diagnosis.

 Cate : You sleep like a baby. Your life is unfolding as you dreamed.

 Bowman : No more meds, Jason, and no deliveries without something in return.

 House : He's gonna shoot the hostages if she doesn't bring it in.

 Jason : that you're not telling me about, then I can't trust you.

 Beckett : Odette called in a last minute ticket request for Mr. Carson.

and she felt somehow Charles Carson here had something to do with it?

 Alexis : I can see why Graham Morton's death was ruled natural causes. However...

 Alexis : Fresh bruising on the right side of Mr. Morton's nose,

 Lanie : One more thing. When I requested the file be sent over,

 Lanie : the clerk told me that I was the second person this week

 Beckett : And then when Carson figured out that Barbra knew too much, he killed her.

She's never met a challenge that she hasn't attacked like Attila the Hun.

 Beckett : Our victim's financials show he made several donations

 Beckett : What was the nature of your relationship to Deon Carver?

 Beckett : Where were you two nights ago between 9 : 00 and 11 : 00?

 Low : I'm sorry, I have an appointment. So if you'll excuse me...

 Low : Deon was having marital troubles, I was helping him find his way.

 Wilson : And it would mean, if you're right, Grace's cancer is coming back.

 Boyd : I'm not going to change my mind. No more tests. God knows the way.

 House : is by scratching one of your own sores and touching another person.

 House : Either that or cold sores. Your kid got it from the sex.

You have an outbreak, it goes away, it comes back, goes away. Strip!

 House : Maybe you didn't have a sore when you came in, but you've got one now.

Do you wonder why a perfect child of God should feel so desperate

 Ex-wife : But we've been separated for almost a year, so God knows where he's been.

'cause there was a time we couldn't go two hours without talking.

 Ex-wife : And it only got worse after he saw this stupid documentary

Yeah, that's the fellow who found that sunken Confederate ship 10 years ago.

 Ex-wife : he quit his accounting job to search for lost antiquities.

 Ex-wife : all he could talk about was how he was close to finding a blue butterfly.

 Ex-wife : I got a call two days ago from some guy looking for Stan.

 Ex-wife : Said that Stan owed him $10,000, and that he'd better pay,

 Ryan : Just a bunch of books about mobsters and Manhattan in the '40s.

 Beckett : Because I got a hit on that threatening money call to Stan's wife

 Castle : It sounds like it belonged to a private eye. Listen to this.

 House : Mass doesn't have to be cancer. It could be a renal hematoma.

 Masters : But the patient doesn't have any other abdominal trauma.

 Taub : While he's doing that, can I at least search his house for drugs?

 House : Cuddy's biopsy is in an hour. You should be keeping her company.

 Wilson : that your relationship is getting in the way of your diagnoses,

 Kutner : I wanted to apologize for all the horrible stuff I did to you in high school.

You should argue over who gets blamed for inflicting this joke on the world.

 Leonard : The manager got suspicious, and, well, long story short,

 Leonard : To be clear, I meant like Bernadette, not your mother.

It's a shot-up apartment at 38th and 3rd. It's where it all started.

 Esposito : According to the super, Ted Rollins rented this place two weeks ago.

 Castle : These are communications to and from the Iranian mission.

 Beckett : He's sending the DCO list over a secured Wi-Fi connection

He and the buyer will have to be in the building at the same time.

 Sheldon : if you can't unload your psychological sewage on her?

 Rachel : Taking care of a drunk, naked woman seems like a job for Joey.

 Past Sheldon : No. But your ability to perceive their existence is conditional...

 Past Leonard : -There's three? -Each more daunting than the last.

 Past Sheldon : ...in relation to the heat source in the winter and a cross breeze in the summer.

 Past Sheldon : It also faces the television at a direct angle...

 Past Sheldon : ...allowing me to immerse myself in entertainment or game play...

 Past Sheldon : ...without being subjected to conversation. As a result...

 Past Sheldon : Now, you said on the phone that your area of study is physics.

Chandler's angry at us for not getting him a ticket to that Knicks game.

We were supposed to just get him one? That guy's always mooching off of us.

We do stuff all the time without you, and you don't get all upset.

 Castle : Yeah. A near execution will shake your loyalties like that.

 Westfield : he and Ung Kyu will spend the rest of their lives in federal prison.

 Beckett : I wish I could tell you, Castle. But it was classified.

 Castle : until you were off the plane and the real watch was long gone.

 Farrah : Yes, but Mr. Ford put in a request for that seat two days ago.

 Farrah : And air marshals get priority, so the system assigned it to him.

 Castle : would lead them back to Ford's girlfriend, who had a motive.

 Castle : Aaron, who served you this drink? Because someone spiked it.

 Alexis : Dad, she couldn't have. She was serving us over in aisle two.

 Debbie : Thirty years of loyal service. I was finally ready to retire.

Me hanging around would have just brought more heat down on everyone.

I didn't want to come home till I had something to bring to the table.

 Ryan : I've been working with the Mason brothers out of Chicago.

 Sheldon : Please keep this channel clear for emergencies. Thank you.

 Penny : Well, I was getting your stupid umbrella, but all right.

 Sheldon : I don't think your heart's in it, but since you asked...

 Troy : Okay, look, I honor his memory by keeping the party going.

 Beckett : We know that Beau told you he was folding the company for good.

 Beckett : That's why you decided that you couldn't let it happen.

 Castle : When we found out you had motive, we took a look at your footage.

 Beckett : Normally the footage from a handheld camera would be in motion.

 Beckett : For those eight minutes, the footage was rock-steady.

 Beckett : You left it running, knowing that that would give you an alibi.

 Troy : I mean, yeah, I used a tripod. But that doesn't prove I killed him.

 Troy : Promised he'd get me rich. And then he just decides to end it all?

 Beckett : But you should know that what he told you was the truth.

 Candice : I'm just sad that our baby will never get to meet him.

 Candice : But one day I'll tell her his story. How Beau gave his life to be her father.

I wanna dedicate this number to a great gal who I've done wrong.

 Howard : You found it creepy But that's just the kind of thing I do

 Bernadette : That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever done for me.

 Ross : I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages?

 Leonard : But it's been a while, and I wanted to sound smart over breakfast.

 Elizabeth : I wrote the section on the Wilson-Bappu Effect completely naked.

 Phoebe : You probably want to be alone, you don't want to talk about it.

 Chandler : This is kind of my little toast, or Melba toast, if you will.

I've known Ross for a long time. I knew him when he was with his first girlfriend.

 Chandler : I thought things were going to work out for him, until the day he over-inflated her.

 Castle : I hid under the counter, I was hiding in the bathroom.

 Beckett : What is that even supposed to mean? She just keeps on coming?

 Castle : was because you made a big deal about being single in public.

 Beckett : Castle, I have 12 missed phone calls from Chip the sportscaster

 Castle : Okay, look, I'll make it up to you, all right? Whatever you want.

 Beckett : stuffing her boobs in your face. So good luck with that.

 Castle : Don't I even get credit for figuring out who the killer is?

 Castle : I just had a very interesting conversation with Kristina Coterra.

 Sheldon : who spent four days in the woods away from all technology

 Penny : Okay, if that's true, why aren't there more genius squirrels?

your interns were running amok in the hospital, totally unsupervised.

 BAILEY : - I'm waiting for a question. - The question is : where were you?

Doctor, why do you think your interns have such contempt for your authority?

 LAWYER : Derek says that neither of you brought assets into the marriage.

 ADDISON : I had my trust fund. And a sparkling personality and the futon couch.

you'll split everything. Stocks, bonds, 401 k's, down the middle.

 LAWYER : The only thing that gets complicated is the real estate.

I'd like to keep my trailer and the land in Seattle. Addison can have the rest.

 LAWYER : The house in the Hamptons and the brownstone near Central Park?

 Lily : I only say that because it would be so stupid if we did.

MARSHALL : I don't know. We could have water, soda, purple stuff...

 Foreman : We also need to confirm and treat whatever's making him sick.

 Man [surprised] : Is that really necessary for a free flu shot'?

 House : Excuse me, I have to deal with someone who's having a panic attack.

 Wilson : The deal was a medical reason why she doesn't have sex.

 House : Come on. Don't you think she deserves to know why her husband

 Wilson : You're not doing this out of the kindness of your heart.

 Foreman : Or, like I said before, it might not be environmental or infectious.

 House : If Foreman's wrong, the dead bowel might save both of them.

 House : Unless he's been tossing down frosty cans of lactic acid, bowel is dead.

 Foreman : Just general swelling and edema. High lactate was probably from stress.

 Foreman : We just sliced him open from chest to pubic bone for nothing.

 House : What did we talk about? Anything. I want to hear it all again.

 House : Yeah, love of his life. Don't you have to wait till he's dead

 Foreman : They grew up next door, ran off together as teenagers.

 Foreman : Sarcoidosis. We only ruled it out because we thought he had ischemic...

 Foreman : They were trying to escape his evil, pill-popping, racist dad.

 Butterfly : I guess I partied a little too hard during the show.

 Castle : Do you remember anything about that night, anything at all?

 Butterfly : No. I heard the sound of horse hooves crunching in the snow.

 Beckett : Okay, can we, uh, just focus on what happened just before you passed out?

 Butterfly : about the other guys in the band recently, you know?

 Beckett : I don't know if that girl could swing a guitar with enough force

 Beckett : to kill anyone, but I still gotta check her clothes for blood spatter.

 Castle : I'm more interested in what the band members were fighting about.

 Beckett : Hey, what are you guys doing here? Huh? Get out of here, now.

 Beckett : This is a police investigation. You have no right to be here.

 Captain Mccreaney : We can't lift it without jeopardizing everyone down here.

 Sheldon : Why don't you text him that and see if he backs down?

Are you gonna wait for him to sit down or you gonna stand on the coffee table?

 Sheldon : ...this party is a scathing indictment of the American education system.

 Leonard : A hobbit is a mortal, halfling inhabitant of Middle-earth...

Because he's neither tall nor immortal, and none of us could be the Flash.

 Kurt : Well, whatever. Why don't you go hop off on a quest? I'm talking to Penny here.

Your parents must've been thrilled when you told them you were engaged.

You don't know how? Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy.

At least you're not hearing it at your fifth grade Halloween party.

I guess pretty soon we'll be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund.

 Beckett : Yes. One was killed, one was caught, but Cynthia Dern was never found.

 Montgomery : It looks like her past finally caught up with her.

 Lee : You see, the ship was supposed to be empty of oil and people,

 Lee : Cynthia had decided to turn herself in, but before she surrendered,

 Lee : she wanted to get her story out to the public and express her remorse.

 Beckett : But she did it, right? So, how was she planning on influencing them?

 Lee : Cynthia told me that on the night of the bombing, she tried to back out.

 Lee : she argued with Susan Mailer to call it off. But Susan refused.

 Lee : Susan went to set the bomb herself and, ironically, died in the explosion.

 Martha : I went to his apartment this morning, and his kids were there,

 Martha : Naturally, they assume that their father and I are engaged.

 Martha : And now they're worried about how I'll handle the news.

 Martha : how happy their father had been since we'd been together.

 Linda : I was in Philadelphia on business at the time of the murder.

 Scott : Linda, hey, it's me. The show's about to start. where are you?

We found one ofyour shirts in a dumpster with Robyn's blood on it.

 Castle : When she realized your wife was behind the car accident,

I'm alone and I just bought $15 worth of candy bars. What do you think?

 Monica : Then why were you watching them and giving yourself a treat?

 Chandler : Oh, my God! When you came in, l switched the channel.

Yes. Just some good, old-fashioned, American, girl-on-girl action.

Really, you are amazing. You were actually gonna do this for me?

 Chandler : Where do you find the strength and the understanding for that?

 Howard : Sure, we can exchange it for a salad spinner. Good-bye!

 Sheldon : who can't master technology should be publicly flogged,

- [Nurse] Clear the way. Coming through. - Somebody get the elevator.

 Castle : How does that mountain of a man get beaten up by our human-sized Scott?

Was that what happened the other night at the bar? You were provoked?

 Beckett : So you insinuated yourself into my investigation to cover your tracks.

 Serena : And here I thought Rick was the only writer on your team.

 Esposito : Well, he was making out with her in the hotel hallway.

SERENA : Yes, to go over security for the gala. He was concerned.

 Serena : Because it's not like I'm particularly proud of the fact

BECKETT : We found the tools that you used to break into the museum.

 Serena : I know that you're a smart, methodical cop with great instincts.

 Serena : And those instincts are telling you right now that I'm innocent.

 Penny : - What the hell do you have in there? - My wallet, keys...

 Amy : ...and a coffee can full of change I've been meaning to take to the bank.

 Penny : Get away from me, or I swear to God, I will rip out what's left of your pubes.

 Amy : ...where the tow truck scratched my car. - The tow truck didn't scratch your car.

 Lucas : He's been gone four months. You're worried the friendship has changed.

I should've known it wasn't a coincidence. I found your letters.

 Thirteen : You recognized House's name, and you're the first patient I've seen

 Thirteen : That you've been trying to get him to take your case for over a year?

 Spencer : You might've figured out my motives faster if you had bothered to ask my name.

 Spencer : I followed you to that bar because I wanted to talk to you,

 Spencer : It would just make it harder for House to diagnose me.

 Thirteen : There's nothing to diagnose. Your biopsy results are negative.

 Chandler : Hey, Rach. There she is, my perfectly proportioned wife.

Thank you. Do you know there is not one thing l would change about you?

Okay, you're being weird. Do you want sex, or did you do something bad?

Okay, you know the old classics like, you know, ''You look nice''?

But ''you look nice'' could mean that l'm saying, ''Your face looks nice.''

 Joey : Chandler and Monica are over there. It's kind of hard to concentrate.

 Rachel : She just called and said she was going to be working late.

 Rachel : All right, so you're telling me that I have to tell racist jokes now?

 Monica : Ever since high school, Rachel was the one person that I told everything to.

 Sheldon : If you're concerned about sharing credit with me, your name can go first... I'm going.

 Sheldon entering : Engineering, where the noble semiskilled laborers...

 Castle : But when Zane asked you to cast him as Hamlet, you told him no, didn't you?

 Ryan : By offering you your big break, directing the EI Oso biopic.

 Esposito : Then how do you explain the browser history on your laptop?

 Erin : You have no idea what a risk it was putting Zane in this play.

 Erin : And the only thing that made it worthwhile was directing that movie.

 Erin : And I'm left with maybe the worst production of Hamlet in history.

 Erin : Do you have any idea how difficult it is as a woman to break into directing film?

 Erin : torturing maybe the most beautiful words ever written for the stage,

If you get five points, you get to make someone take off one item of clothing.

 Ross : Daddy needs a new pair of electromagnetic microscopes...

 Ross : I think I pick our strip poker sponsor, Mr. Joey Tribbiani.

 Rachel : Which means I have five, and that means I get Joey's boxers.

I'm not flirting, but I'm drawing her to me like a moth to a flame!

 Joey : You get a rapport going with a woman, but somehow you manage to kill it.

You got any girl-on-girl- on-girl-on-vibrating- object-on-girl stuff?

 Joey : Just so you know, I'm not moving back in because I have to.

 Beckett : Without evidence of trauma, I'm not ready to buy our attacker

 Ryan : would have been smart enough not to have sex in the laundry room.

No, you're missing the point. The laundry room afforded opportunity.

 Montgomery : then dumped it somewhere close by. What about her ex-boyfriend?

 Ryan : But if we had her cell phone, he might be in the address book.

 Beckett : - from the same number. - Right. We're still running that down,

 Esposito : but the number's a prepay. Besides, those calls stopped coming

 Beckett : Yeah, but the outgoing calls to that number stop even before that.

 Montgomery : Find this kid, Brent, bring him in for questioning.

- I suppose you know why you're here. - The cops that picked me up at my job

 Brent : said you had some questions about what happened to Sara.

 Cuddy : I can still fire you if you're not doing your job. I'm here from 9 : 00 to 5 : 00.

 Cuddy : You ignore requests for consults. I call back. Sometimes I misdial.

Six years times three weeks... You owe me better than four months.

 Cuddy : Look, Dr. House, the only reason why I don't fire you...

is because your reputation is still worth something to this hospital.

 House : Excellent. We have a point of agreement... You're not gonna fire me.

 Cuddy : The clinic is part of your job. I want you to do your job.

But, as the philosopher Jagger once said, "You can't always get what you want".

 Cameron : He's very busy, but he has taken a keen interest in your case.

 Foreman : It distributes itself throughout your brain and acts as a contrast material for the magnetic resonance imager.

 Cameron : Basically, whatever's in your head lights up like a Christmas tree.

 Foreman : It might make you feel a little light-headed. - Dr. Cameron.

Yes, on a scale of one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look...

 House : you would have figured that out in fifth grade when you were bored.

 House : You showed up to tell me that you don't want to hear from me.

And I'm gonna choose to listen to your actions rather than your words,

 Hank : So you don't think I'm scum, just some committee thinks I'm scum?

 Hank : You work around more sick people, and germs, and blood than I do.

 Hank : Barely letting me play outside and God forbid that I get a scratch.

 Lexa : I'll talk to him. He'll calm down and realize that this is the only way.

 Hank : Why does everyone want to dictate the way I live my life?

 Foreman : And I know that Cameron wants your marriage to work, so do you.

 Chase : They disseminated all over your body, causing all your symptoms.

 House : Get X-rays of his hands. Then bronc him, do a sputum cytology

 Cameron : we can't even get him to drink a bottle of sugar water?

 House : Tell him that lung cancer is in no way connected to obesity.

 House : You're not. Lung cancer's got nothing to do with obesity.

...then you divorce, sometimes the cousin wants his apartment back.

Thanks, I really appreciate this. I'm going to get packing again.

 Ross : I've been moving around so much that I feel like a nomad.

 Rachel : She wants to move in with me and Ross to help take care of the baby.

 Rachel : I love my mother, but, my God, a long lunch with her is taxing.

And I'm just gonna swoop in there and be like the daughter she never had.

about Richie dumping a body so that we could lead him straight to it.

Well, it turns out that dummy is not the only thing that Sampson stole.

 Ryan : Unis found Richie's missing client files in his apartment, shredded.

 Esposito : This must have something to do with one of Richie's cases.

 Beckett : You know, if Sampson won't talk, then maybe the dummy will.

Four-week-old infant submerged in a bathtub. Don't know how long.

 House : Still sucking up so she'll fund your play space for the chemo kids?

 House : They really ought to save their energy for other things, like crying.

 House : She's got an agenda, just not one that includes an appearance by little Jimmy.

We sure showed those Hasidic jewelers a thing or two about softball.

 Castle : So, whoever was paying her rent bought her wardrobe, too.

 Beckett : These coats, this insane place, her history as a hooker,

 Castle : And her sugar daddy hasn't come forward, or reported her missing.

 Beckett : If Pam was a kept woman, then he's been to this apartment.

 Castle : While we're at it, we should take a look and see what's on this.

 Tech Agent Tori : These are mostly standard tourist snapshots of New York.

And check the faces in the background. See if any of them show up again.

 Beckett : and it was set up in such a way as to make it untraceable.

 Castle : They must point to who Pam Hodges was spending time with.

 Beckett : And even though she racked up huge credit card bills,

 Taub : That means Masters was right all along. This is an infection.

 Chase : If it's leptospirosis, it's the fastest-moving case in history.

 House : and since it's the only idea on the table, I say it's a winner.

 Leonard : he turned off his headlights and went up a one-way street.

 Alfred : Oh, just Mary and I getting to know each other a little.

 Raj : Kripke's robot just had angry sex with a mid-sized automobile.

 Sheldon : You are overlooking the fact we know what we're up against.

 Leonard : Install a bladder and a pair of shorts so he can wet himself.

 Sheldon : Engineering is merely the slow younger brother of physics.

I don't know, I think I... I feel like I need to have one last fling...

 Angela : I was letting George know that I wanted out of our marriage.

 Esposito : He's at the airport. Just bought a ticket to San Francisco.

 Beckett : and kill the man that you thought was Angela's lover?

 George : I'm telling you, I had nothing to do with Tom's death.

 Perlmutter : that good men like my brother, Edgar, struggle to...

 Perlmutter : There's a scalpel and a rib spreader ifyou need them.

 Castle : - Perlmutter really doesn't like me. - Neither do I right now.

Really? They're not here? I thought they would be evidence or something.

 Castle : That's a particular syntax. Unique grammatical structure.

 Castle : No, Beckett. This was no error. This was a specific choice.

 Castle : would be happy to help you solve this linguistic mystery.

 Castle : it's just a little creepy when you do in front of a dead body.

 Captain Mccreaney : If you can hear me, tap three times or call out.

 House : I heard something. There's got to be a void down there.

 Captain Mccreaney : There's a million voids down there, it was the parking garage.

 Leonard : A half-human, half-hippo soldier would be pretty badass.

 Sheldon : You would wind up with an army so cute it couldn't be attacked.

 Sheldon : The answer is cuddly soldiers with big flat noses. Moving on.

 Sheldon : before that jerk Geppetto went and made him a real boy.

 Sheldon : but I realized I've become too emotionally vulnerable,

Unless you mean Dylan Crandall, a man who will believe anything.

 House : See, I just made you believe that I... You haven't changed.

 Crandall : You always said you'd give your right hand to play like him.

 Crandall : I wrote a book about Baker. Hung out with him, his daughter.

 Crandall : I never knew. She never knew. Her mom lied for 16 years.

 Esposito : - All you did was lift a bunch of jewelry. - Man, I did...

 Esposito : Now the right move here is to cash that in, not tear it up.

 Esposito : while you have to sit in here and answer all my questions.

 Marshall : Don't! Stop saying that! Why do you keep saying that?

I don't want to know that. I'm not gonna be able to look the guy in the eye.

 Marshall : I'm certainly not going to be able to call him "Max."

 Ted : I'm sorry. I can't do this if it means tearing down The Arcadian.

 Sheldon : Well, it's not like I'm never going to see you two again.

Yes, and a fat lot of good it did me. All she did was get mad at you.

 Sheldon : I would have asked you, but if the last few years have proven anything...

 Sheldon : ...it's that you can't tell a uterus from a unicycle.

 Leonard : At least I know not to blab to a girl about somebody flirting with her boyfriend.

 Sheldon : Huh. That was the Human Resources Department at the university.

 Sheldon : Apparently my assistant, Alex, has filed a complaint accusing me of...

I'm with you. I can't have sex with a sick person either. Disgusting!

See, that's the thing, I would like to stay in the "prime of lime."

 Cuddy : Not now, but, with time and perspective, maybe we learn things...

 Cuddy : because there's a chance that you will die on that table.

 Max : I just want me and Hannah to be able to lie in bed together

 Cristina : Interesting, interesting. Are you having sex with him?

 Phoebe : I'd give anything to not be appreciated in my own time!

 Marshall : And by "solo," I mean so low that you got shot down.

 Barney : Look, I didn't get shot down. Trust me, I'll get the yes.

 Amber : You really think she hasn't searched this place for your secret stash?

 Cuddy : I already did this room, and the bathroom and your bedroom.

 Amber : Nicely played. She'll think you've come clean, given her everything.

 Cuddy : because you won't have the will to tell me in two hours.

 Castle : These are action figures. I am using them to envision a scene.

 Castle : watching her have a nervous breakdown is pretty funny.

 Beckett : It's just, I don't think that this is what I'm looking for right now.

 Castle : It was very emotional. Yeah, there were a lot of tears.

 Esposito : I gotta say, Castle, we're gonna miss you around here.

 Castle : - I can't have you suffer in my absence. - That's good.

 Montgomery : With Castle gone, I just hope our clearance rate doesn't drop.

 Joey : That's a joke. See? I'm sick. I said you look like crap.

You know, if... if I think you're normal, then he's gonna keep giving you the medicine.

 Joey : - I wanted to talk to you about this. - There's nothin' to talk about.

 Sheldon : The rest is divvied up between a small savings account...

 Sheldon : ...and the hollowed-out buttocks of a superhero action figure...

 Sheldon-bot : That's discrimination against the otherwise located.

We'll stop by every newsstand and burn every copy of The Times and The Post.

 Joey : Then you want nothing to do with me. Now you want me again?

You know what? I have some goodbye stuff that I wanted to say...

...to each of you. I was gonna save it till the end of the night, but come here.

...Rachel's putting on the bubble wrap, and Phoebe's doing the punching.

Okay, well, before you do, I know we weren't supposed to get you presents...

 Phoebe : ...so that if they perfect the cloning process while you're over there...

It'll give you a chance to shake things up. Play different characters.

Probably should've just left years ago when the offers were pouring in...

 Cecilia : ...the landscape of Mexican cinema would be very different today.

You didn't, say, borrow her Girls Gone Wild video and never return it?

 Ross : I mean, don't I deserve anything? I mean, a few tears, a cursory hug?

 Phoebe : Ross, if you're this upset, you should go and talk to her.

 Monica : - I mean, he's got more pride than that. - The hell I do!

 Ross : Everyone gets a goodbye but me? What do I gotta do to get a goodbye?

 Ross : Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute! I did all those things!

 Ross : ...enough credit. I mean, it is difficult to say goodbye to five people.

 Ryan : That shot severs her pulmonary artery. She never has a chance.

 Ryan : So, how did Chambers manage to shoot Carolyn in the back?

 Beckett : Yes, sir. Plausible enough that I'm getting Ballistics

 Beckett : And he believes that we're part of a plot against him.

 Ryan : In the meantime, sir, I'd like to take another run at him.

 Chambers : Of course you do. You people orchestrated the whole thing.

 Ryan : You're not the focus of some big governmental conspiracy.

 Beckett : Okay, so obviously, there's a human being at the other end of the phone.

 Beckett : And whoever it is probably tracked her down and then killed her.

 Beckett : So, who had the dubious distinction of being known by Hayley as Death?

 Castle : Okay, well, how does the song go? "Death, she grows near."

 Castle : - She. Death is a woman. - Okay. Following you so far...

Okay. Alexis says that Hayley liked to draw from tarot cards in her writing.

 Castle : And in tarot cards, Death isn't death. Death means "change."

 Beckett : Okay, so she wasn't hiding from death, she was hiding from change.

 Beckett : What woman represented the biggest change in Hayley's life?

 Beckett : The one who sent her to rehab. The one who saved her life.

 Castle : Bree Busch? Why would Hayley's producer want to hurt her?

 Barney : This is going to be the second-most fun I've ever had on an Asian leg.

 Beckett : Ryan, why don't you take The Situation down to the Magic Bottle

 Beckett : And find out why Bailey migh have been targeting her.

 Castle : Beckett, when exactly did Ryan and Jenny start dating?

 Beckett : She got him that ugly tie for their two-week anniversary.

 Ryan : Well, you are on your own. I'm getting married on Sunday.

 Esposito : Exactly. So this is your last chance to be my wingman.

-Here's something to start you out. -How's marriage treating you?

Thanks. Like I said before, I pretty much just stayed in the lines..

 Parker : I have to tell you, being here with all of you in Event Room C..

 Parker : The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs, both bar and bat!

Point of inquiry : Why did you put your car key in the door lock?

 Penny : It took me two hours to get there. I waited an hour for my turn.

Before I could start, they told me I look too Midwest for the part.

 Sheldon : The American Midwest was mostly settled by Scandinavian and Germanic peoples...

I haven't gotten a single acting job. I've accomplished nothing.

 Penny : Haven't gotten a raise at work. Haven't even had sex in six months.

And when I was walking up those stairs a fly flew in my mouth and I ate it.

 Sheldon : Well, actually, insects are a dietary staple in many cultures.

 Joey : ...of our other heterosexual friend, doing the usual straight-guy stuff.

Since we're neighbors, what do you say we get together for a drink?

 Chandler : That's good. Maybe he'll hear you and pull the cord!

 Sheldon : They took our TV, two laptops, four external hard drives...

 Sheldon : ...our PS2, our PS3, our Xbox, our Xbox 360, our classic Nintendo...

Right, games. They took "Halo 1," "Halo 2," "Halo 3," "Call of Duty 1," "Call of Duty 2"...

..."Final Fantasy I" through "IX," "The Legend of Zelda : Ocarina of Time"...

..."The Legend of Zelda : Twilight Princess," "Super Mario Bros."...

 Sheldon : One of the thieves had the audacity to quench his thirst...

 Sheldon : ...while ransacking our home. You should be able to pull prints off this.

 Sheldon : Here are my prints so you can rule me out as a suspect.

 "thirteen" : It explains the hallucinations, seizures, delusions...

 "thirteen" : Constricts the blood vessels, which explains the necrosis.

 Amber Volakis : The fact that you're even willing to accept that answer

 Maria : You call it smuggling, we call it taking back our rightful legacy.

 Maria : He put sedatives in the courier's water to knock him out.

 Thirteen : You didn't have to call me, but I appreciate I made the list.

 Thirteen : It's the human response. It's either overly saccharine,

 Thirteen : because hiding from mortality makes them feel better.

Well, why can't they just say something that makes me feel better?

 Brent : You don't have anything to be sorry about. You were sick.

 House : It wasn't hard, considering my other choice was your stupid psych theory.

 Foreman : - You're addicted to conflict. - Did they change the name?

 Foreman : You could have handled this patient without dragging Chase in.

 Meredith : You don't have to be a surgeon for me to talk to you.

 Derek : Now, Nicole, you've been having problems with spasticity?

 Mr. Verma : - She starts college this fall. - Seattle Community.

 Mr. Verma : Not that she wouldn't have her pick of schools out of state.

An invasive procedure with a 20 per cent failure rate? I don't think so.

 Derek : Not to mention the medical benefits. It would improve your quality of life.

 Mrs. Verma to Nicole : We're here for the pain procedure. That's it.

 Janice : ...that your shirt's been sticking out of your zipper.

 Amber Volakis : I rise from the dead and that's reaction I get?

 Eric Foreman : How'd you know what was on the small of her back?

 Eric Foreman : The flu wouldn't be killing the organs one by one.

 Barney : I can't believe I'm taking sexual advice from Ted Mosby.

 Cameron : Mom's not too careful with the homemade tomato sauce.

 Cameron : When the top sticks out like that, it's a sign of bacterial contamination.

 Foreman : Matt decided to make himself a homemade pizza for a bedtime snack.

 Cameron : Source of botulism, as well as a million other toxins...

 Cameron : that cause gastroenteritis, cardiac symptoms and mental confusion.

I'm not so sure about gastroenteritis. But mental confusion? Bring it on.

 Cameron : - Do you have a death wish? - I notice you didn't try to save me.

 Foreman : I figured you were trying to make some kind of subtle point.

I was. The kid just started seizing. Not a symptom of food-borne toxins.

 Foreman : Also not a symptom of drug use. Not two hours after admission.

 House : So what would make him seize, in addition to all these other delightful symptoms?

 House : You're only scared because you know this is going to work.

Okay. But, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow. I gave up an orthodontist.

-Okay, I know I didn't love him.... -Oh, see, Jack did love the cow.

 Monica : It's all gonna come together and it's just gonna be un-floopy.

 HAHN : If your little intern brain can retain any of what he teaches you,

maybe you'll become half the surgeon he is. And that's pretty damn good.

 HAHN : If you tell him I told you this, he'll never believe you.

 Cameron : Which would mean it's from her lungs. Drugs, toxins, infection...

No fever and no elevated white count. Which rules out infection.

 House : You guys get to the point where the blood didn't come from anywhere?

 House : If you can tell me how blood can mysteriously appear in a...

 Police Officer : City workers found her when they opened the manhole

 M.e. Perlmutter : Cause of death appears to be blunt force trauma.

And we found traces of blood spatter over there on the sidewalk.

Mugger wouldn't bother dragging her body that far just to hide it.

 Perlmutter : - maybe down to six or seven hours. - All right. Thank you.

 Monica : - Did you eat all the neighbor candy? - That was the plan.

Make some more lasagna too. Something might have happened to a chunk of it.

 Ross : I mean, everyone should have a first bike, you know? So...

 Sheldon : I'd like to share with you all one last use for a white flag.

 Beckett : She did better than leave a message about the killer.

 Tech Guy : We're running it through every database, but nothing so far.

 Tech Guy : Well, based on the light and background architecture,

 Hunt : This picture was taken right outside the British Consulate.

 Hunt : Which means he's just under the Consulate General in rank.

 Beckett : I just wanted to see if you had anything new on the victim.

 Lanie : Well, I was able to place time of death between 12 : 00 midnight and 1 : 00 a.m.

 Lanie : Oh, and I found traces of creosote under her fingernails,

 Lanie : since the boiler room is right next to the laundry room

 Beckett : Lanie, if you had the opportunity to do something that you wanted to do,

 Beckett : everything in your life might change, would you take it?

 Dr. Chuck Vaughn : Marie was one of my most gifted researchers.

 Vaughn : She analyzed the data fed in from our radio telescope in New Mexico.

 Vaughn : Last night. She was still here at her office at 7 : 00, when I left.

 Ayyana : Actually, since Monday, she'd been acting anxious and uptight.

 Ayyana : and she said that something life-changing had happened to her.

 Ayyana : Then on Wednesday, she left work in the middle of the day,

 Beckett : Dr. Vaughn, Marie's body showed signs of explosive decompression.

 Beckett : Was she doing any kind of research that would account for that?

 Chandler : We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else will, so...

 Ross : Since I have that whole history with Rachel, I guess Phoebe.

 Penny reading : If the court will excuse my homespun, corn-fed, Nebraskan turn of phrase."

 Sheldon : -Excellent. Go on. -"The reason that date is, like...

 Penny : ...so totally fixed in my memory is that I had the privilege to be witness...

 Penny : ...to one of the most heroic acts I've ever seen in, like, ever."

"There's no need for compliments. This court is only interested in the facts."

 Mr.heckles : This is just the kind of thing I was talking about.

 Foreman : Don't worry. I'm not gonna bust your chops. I just wanna know one thing.

 Chase : Not nearly as fascinating as the fact that you think it's fascinating.

 Masters : But this guy kept everything he ever came into contact with.

Actually, l don't need to, because your little ''Ross is dead'' joke didn't work.

Nobody posted anything, nobody called my parents, so the joke is on you.

Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that l'm dead.

-Nobody cares that l'm dead? -Oh, come on, you know that's not true.

 Phoebe : - Have you heard from him or seen him? - No, I'm sorry.

 Phoebe : Well, so tell me everything about my parents. Everything.

 Phoebe Sr : I heard about what happened. That must have been just terrible for you...

 Chandler : ...jumpy, and you can't tell what they are thinking...

So you're not allergic? I mean, does that mean you're not allergic to wool either?

 ADDISON : If the girls are A or B it means the baby's not theirs.

 MEREDITH : Everyone thinks I'll know what to say to her. I don't know what to say to her.

And if I am, it's because I live my life under a banner of avoidance.

four years of med school. By the time we graduate we're in our late 20s

 CALLIE : and we've never done anything except go to school and think about science.

 CALLIE : I mean, look at me. I'm in love with a guy who won't say he loves me back,

 CALLIE : and here I am, in his kitchen, hoping he comes home and notices me.

 CALLIE : I'm that girl in the back of the class who eats her hair.

 CALLIE : ...she's 17 years old. We're all 17. This is high school with scalpels, Finn.

 House : There's no unconditional love, it's just unconditional need.

 House : Don't make this child a victim of your biological clock.

 House : 'Cause at least she knows she's not qualified for the job.

 Cuddy : Let me guess. I'm gonna tell her not to play ball in the house,

 House : Actually, I was going for she sneaks her boyfriend in while you're sleeping,

 House : and at first she says no, but she has issues with self-esteem...

 House : Because if he drank the milk, he'd know that he's lactose intolerant.

 Cuddy : You'll have to stay here for the next two weeks, so we can monitor you.

 House : His history said the environmental kamikaze was single.

 Franni : He told me he was in jail with some of the other protesters.

 Franni : I searched his e-mail, and I found the referral to you yesterday.

 House : You must really love your husband, and travel by rickshaw.

 House : Who eats kale? It's so bland it doesn't even taste like kale.

 Franni : I had to find somebody to take care of our 4-year-old son.

 House : and now I've learned that he's a liar, so we're making...

 Franni : The doctor in the office next to yours said that you might be here.

 House : I was talking to her. You're not even supposed to be here.

 House : you're doing a favor for an oncologist in North Jersey.

 Greg House : That'll leave something in the lock box for the rest of us. Next?

 Eric Foreman : And you'd treat Methuselah if his snot had an interesting color.

 Eric Foreman : Means you've already decided which case you wanna take next.

 Travis Brennan : Female, seizure with visual and auditory processing deficiency.

 Jeffrey Cole : You're gonna take a case based on the car she drives?

 Greg House : like a test drive in a car that accelerates faster than a space shuttle.

 Eric Foreman : You can't save her life, 'cause she's not dying.

 Eric Foreman : Not when you're wearing a three-layer fireproof suit.

 Dunn : - Say hi to your friends, Agent Shaw. - Go to hell, Dunn.

 Avery : I don't care if it's your story, Detective. I'm bringing her back alive.

 Beckett : And if Agent Shaw was here, she'd say the same thing.

 Castle : - Whatever he's got planned, it's a trap. - Lf I don't show up, she dies.

 Esposito : We traced the e-mail's IP address to an internet cafe in Midtown.

 Beckett : There's no reflective surfaces and the windows are all blacked out.

 Beckett : Call up all the bridges in the city and see if our partial view fits.

 Phoebe : Is it okay if I bring someone to your parents' anniversary?

No, he's really great, though. He has this incredible zest for life.

 Phoebe : He treats me like a queen. Except when he treats me like a naughty girl.

 Monica : Yes! Every year Ross makes the toast, and it always makes them cry.

-This year, I'm gonna make them cry. -You wonder why Ross is their favorite?

 Monica : Any time Ross makes a toast, everyone cries and pats him on the back.

 Monica : And they all come up to me and say, "God, your brother."

 Noah : I'm still alive, baby! My wife's side took all of the impact.

 Noah : Some jerk slammed into them and then they slammed into us.

 Paramedic : 22-year-old pregnant restrained passenger T-boned on her side.

 Paramedic : Prolonged extrication in the field. BP 90 over 50. Pulse in the 80s.

 Melanie : The air bags went off. If you could just check on my baby and my family.

 Melanie : And Daddy? Where the hell's Daddy? Mama and Daddy are still alive, right?

 Noah : - They're in the next ambulance. - They're alive, right?

 George : Driver and front-seat passenger both early 50s, both restrained, both stable.

 George : The passenger has some leg and arm pain, the driver has chest pain.

 Millie : Excuse my French, honey, but I need some whatever kind of horse pills you've got,

 Robin : and already I'm the girl who slept with the host of the show.

 Ted : Already? Were you planning on eventually sleeping with the host?

 Lily : There's a couple messages on the machine. Your dad called.

 Lily : - I'm extremely fertile. - You're extremely fertile! My God!

 Chandler : I support you 100%. I just didn't get it right away.

Well, I gotta document this before that dealer gets off his break.

 Ryan : for more than two days since we met. It's gotta be rough.

Just feel like we're so far out of sync, I don't know how to get back.

You should've known we were gonna figure out this case was real.

 Castle : I was abducted by a maniac at gunpoint and nearly killed.

 Castle : and this guy that they're looking for grabs me, shoves me into a car,

 Castle : because he was talking about going off to dream world,

 Esposito : It's a highly classified special operations base in the Gulf.

 Esposito : It's a ghost base, Castle. You think he's gonna say where it is?

 Bobby : You're really happier doing this than looking at boobs all day'?

 Taub : He's completely paralyzed and he tested negative for botulism.

 Sheldon : ...he had a new method for calculating the mass of a muon.

 House : Okay, you guys have cleverly deduced that I have cancer.

 House : Okay, we are going to proceed as if I am perfectly healthy.

 Cameron : Means the question isn't, "Why is he having seizures?"

 Greta : His foot jerked a little bit, first. That's what made it look like a trip.

 Stacy : If I thought you were capable of listening, I'd shut up.

 Medicaid Guy : Every case you have rates a five on the complexity scale?

 Foreman : If he didn't trip, something made him fall. Stroke, seizure?

 Cameron : His symptoms can all be explained by the head trauma.

 Foreman : I'm House's boss. House is your boss. The math is pretty simple.

 Chase : Are you signing my paychecks? Are you hiring and firing?

 Joey : ...she seemed so excited, and then she took her breast out.

Joey, you have to tell her what's going on. And what did it look like?

 Chandler : Go and tell Rachel right now, before Ross finds out.

You're right. l'll go tell her now before Ross finds out, and l'll be gentle.

By the way, two people screwing in there if you want to check that out.

Axial view of the mid-brain level looks good. Moving onto thalamic.

 Beckett : Well, I looked into the surveillance tapes from Victor Crowne's building,

 Castle : and let me tell you what I saw. Victor Crowne working all night.

 Esposito : we're still not having any luck figuring out where Shaw was

 Beckett : Well, someone must have seen him, so why don't we get unis to re-canvass?

 Ryan : Uh, do you remember the biblical verses painted all over our vic's body?

Hey, Dad. You won't believe some of the stuffwe're finding in here.

 Castle : with olive oil, cassia, cinnamon, cymbopogon and myrrh.

 Rachel : Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment.

 Rachel : -Does he do this with a lot of girls? -Yeah, a lot. A lot, a lot.

 Janine : -They said stuff to me too. -I know, I'll talk to them about it.

 House : than shooting yourself in the head or tearing apart a limb.

 Alice : You expect me to believe you're going to help me kill myself?

 House : We can't find your tumor in time without your cooperation.

 House : You think you can handle it, and then one day you can't.

And when that happens, you either find reasons to go on or you don't.

When you're pain-free, you're gonna wanna live and start writing again.

 CHIEF : I've been here all night, too. I wanted to see the autopsy on Duquette.

Can you get somebody to cover my rounds so I can take care of stuff?

 ALEX : found in a trash can. The umbilical cord's still attached.

 PARAMEDIC : - Couldn't find a vein. - I need to get an IV access.

 ALEX : Get me an IO needle and I need a neonatal intubation kit.

 Sheldon : Commander Spock requesting permission to be unfolded.

 Amy : ...which is why the more intelligent the monkey, the more feces they fling.

 Leonard : Excuse me, Amy. Uh, Penny, do you have plans for dinner?

You think you're going to be the kind of person who stays and does something.

 Hannah : I'm supposed to stay and do something. I'm not supposed to run away.

 Addison : Dr. Bailey, I need you to turn on your back. I need you to push.

 Phoebe : If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want world peace...

 Phoebe : If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever.

There's always one guy. "lf I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes. "

Ross, l' m sorry. I had no idea. I thought it was a theoretical question.

 Mrs. Geller : We've got plenty of food, so I hope you're hungry.

 Ross : Chandler hates Thanksgiving and doesn't eat any Thanksgiving food.

 Fat Monica : I can make you some macaroni and cheese for dinner.

 Sheldon : ...I've decided to make all trivial decisions with a throw of the dice.

Ugh, I don't wanna show any more of your friends how I can fit in the booster seats.

 Sheldon : Let's see what I'll be washing that succotash down with.

 Dr. Franzblau : There was this great little pastry shop right by my hotel

 Cameron : If you're too distracted to deal with this because your leg hurts, then...

 House : And I want her father here in case he's got any more secrets

 House : Now, if you're not too distracted, go take out a piece of her brain,

 Wilson : Just for my own clarity, how many more patients do you have to kill

 Wilson : before you admit this leg thing just might be a problem?

 Dad : I just think Alex doesn't need to be overwhelmed right now.

 Foreman : I think she should have a say in what happens to her body.

 Chandler : I'm glad you guys are past that little awkward phase.

All right, Phoebe, you know what? That's it. That's it. All right?

They're not the right size, they're not Victorian and they don't go.

 Amy on webcam : Thanks to you, I was able to make a rhesus monkey cry

 Penny : - Sweetie, it's okay. I don't want tea. - I'm sorry. It's not optional.

 Bernadette : He said that to her? Well, they weren't speaking at the time,

 Raj : I know how much you guys love the coasters I made for you.

 Sheldon : with your surgery, there was a one-in-700,000 chance of dying?

 Cameron : Even if he was stable enough, it's obvious that we have no idea what's wrong with him.

 Foreman : His pulse was through the roof. So was his potassium.

 Warner : and he gets tossed for arguing a call in the first inning.

 Warner : It was like the rules didn't apply, like physics couldn't slow you down.

 Sheldon : I'm fine. It's just some stomach medication for my trip.

 Penny : Remember the old days when I would've said something dumb

 Sheldon : -Penny, your check engine... -Yeah, I know it's on, Sheldon!

 Leonard : What kind of a person steals another person's car in broad daylight?

 Chase : We should be looking for something that explains both the heart and lung problems.

 Foreman : Microbiology showed no organisms in the fluid, so forget infection.

 Marshall : Yeah. No, you're right. Lily would laugh at anything.

 Ted : But it turned out she was watching weekend at bernie's 2?

 Castle : If someone removed the battery, or even turned it off,

 Castle : I hate snakes. How long does it take a snake to pass a...

But then, when they refuse to reveal their identity, Ford won't meet.

 Sheldon : so unless you want to build an unimpressive structure

 Leonard : I could stack the logs conically to facilitate airflow.

 Howard : and I really appreciate your enthusiasm about the baby.

 Nicole : You're serious? You just walked out of the emergency room.

 Foreman : If the pleural effusion's caused by something systemic,

 Chase : ER ruled out infection. Eosinophil count ruled out parasites.

 Raj : Eh. Although, to be fair, I watched E.T. build a telephone

 Leonard : My God, when he's on the table and they use the paddles on him.

- I think you're really, really great. - Oh, God. Here we go again.

 Robert : Why does this keep happening to me? Is it something I'm putting out there?

 Gunther : Hey, buddy? This is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.

 Elizabeth : I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment?

 Elizabeth : Yeah, we have time off, and a lot of people are going on trips..

 Janice : It was that doctor. The one that was running the test.

 Janice : I told him that those injections were making me sick in my stomach,

 Taub : like the fact that he was standing next to her in the soup line for a week.

 House : which may arise from my refusal of advised medical care.

agents and otherwise, for any adverse medical conditions resulting from my refusal.

Kicks off? - I punched up the language. Mostly for clarification.

 House : "I understand my doctors consider my decision to be completely idiotic"...

Why are you doing this? "But I am convinced I know more than they do.

"Besides, I enjoy controlling every single aspect of my son's life,

 House : She rethought her position. Start him on the hydrolase.

 Monica : But since I am the roommate, I can tell you she's not here.

 Monica : Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows.

- This is Phoebe, Chandler and Joey. - I'll never remember all that.

 Mr. Greene : Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff? Is that it?

 Carl : I've poured a lot of free drinks for you over the years.

 Howard : Good food, good friends, and sometime around midnight,

 Bernadette : No, we got it. You guys make yourselves comfortable.

 Penny : All right, hey, you two, we're here for Howard right now, okay?

 Amy : All these bright people sitting around a table by candlelight.

 Sheldon : with sparkling conversations about issues of the day.

 Rachel : I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue.

 Ross : We have to be at The Four Seasons for drinks in 15 minutes.

 Gina : What kind of idiot kills off his best-selling main character?

Mmm. God forbid you should work. I mean, you could have retired him.

You could've crippled him. You could have had him join the frigging circus.

 Gina : Genius, Richard? Try blockage. I heard you haven't written in months.

 Gina : If I don't have a new manuscript on my desk in the next three weeks,

 Gina : Black Pawn is prepared to demand the return of your advance.

 Martha : - All right, give me a hit of the bubbly. - Make that two.

-You were backpacking across Europe? -Have a nice six more months.

I was outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo.

and do another heavy metal screen, only this time test for gold.

 House : Yes, the wood box. It's made of wood, and it's box shaped.

 House : It's been in the back of this closet since the day I moved in.

 Lady : - I didn't see any kind of... - You may not have seen it,

 Monica : Not to sound too Florence Henderson, but dinner's on the table.

 Beckett : - Helen didn't know about this? - He didn't want her to worry.

 Charlie Depetro : And as long as he paid me back, I said it'd be our secret.

 Charlie Depetro : I thought he was lying. Why take the job that far from home

 Charlie Depetro : and force Helen to deal with the kids on her own?

 Charlie Depetro : Comes out now, he wasn't doing it for his family.

 Ryan : Yeah, they were a paycheck away from defaulting on their mortgage.

 Castle : why would he quit the job he had to take one that paid less?

 Castle : Yeah, but you factor in the sublet, not to mention gas,

 Beckett : Yeah, well, never underestimate the fragility of the male ego.

 Ryan : - See, that's just a stereotype... - Don't. Don't. That's...

 Beckett : You wish. All right, let's go off to Parker's office.

 Lance Carlberg : He must've really needed this job to lie so bad.

 Agent Walkter voiceover : You've been out of it a long time, Detective.

 Agent Walkter voiceover : And you're going to have to win them over. Fast.

 Agent Walker voiceover : If you're not convincing, you're dead.

 Ryan : If I did, Bobby S. Would find it. This is the way it's gotta be, man.

 Esposito : What's the name of Agent Walker's informants who will vouch for you?

 Thirteen : We assumed if it was an infection, it had to be something big and nasty.

 Taub : a harmless bug that's everywhere and never makes anyone sick,

 Kutner : The antiretrovirals could fry his heart, his liver, his kidneys...

 Taub : This isn't some middle-aged barfly who likes it bareback,

 Kutner : You just want to rub the priest's face in it. Get him transferred again.

 Ross : Well, I came with Rachel, who should be back any second.

 Dr. Green : What, the heart attack or sitting here talking to you?

 Sheldon : in the oldest national flag still in use... Then using

 Howard : that number as the average speed to calculate the travel time

 Howard : Well... if she can solve them, it'll prove she's intelligent,

 Ryan : His bank statement indicates he transferred two payments

 Ryan : of five grand each to the game, for a total of $ 10,000.

 Castle : She said she never met Roger until they were teamed up for the game.

 Beckett : What was the nature of your relationship with Roger Farraday?

 Andrea Fisher : I was taking my daughter Shelby into the city for dance classes.

 Andrea Fisher : You know, for an hour, it wasn't, "Mommy, can you do this?"

 Andrea Fisher : Or "Honey, can you do that?" You know? I was me.

 Treiber : Did you know I applied to be a fellow with House the same year as you'?

 Treiber : Then your father made a call and, suddenly, you had the spot.

 House : Must be nice to be puking for the old-fashioned reasons.

- You're both so important to me. - Blah, blah, blah. Who is it?

 Rachel : Of course we'll help you decide. We'll do anything we can to help you.

 Rachel : ...my best friend and truly one of the nicest people that...

 Joey : We got plenty of space. There's still some by that speaker.

 House : Sounded pithier than, "We've shared a variety of situations".

 Alexis : Wait, are you saying Dad was run off the road by an SUV,

 Beckett : Was he going through anything that I didn't know about?

 Agent Connors : The video clearly shows Castle out in the world,

 Alexis : Well, that letter that you have framed in your office.

 Castle : before Black Pawn ever agreed to publish In a Hail of Bullets.

 Castle : It's how you handle it that determines where you'll end up.

 Beckett : He was at a department breakfast the morning that Hamilton was killed.

 Castle : you catch someone with a guy's head, he killed the guy.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, Boyd also provided the MRIs of Hamilton's head.

 Beckett : Lanie confirmed that the tumor would have ravaged his brain

 Castle : Well, Dr. Weiss said that cryonics was all about preserving the brain.

It's easier having babies playing "Bring in Da Funk" on your bladder!

It was an extrauterine pregnancy. The tube burst. She's bleeding out.

 Richard : Good, you're finished. Look, I need you to do a needle biopsy.

An intern collapsed in the middle of surgery, so if it can wait...

 Addison : She's lost a lot of blood, but I've got it from here.

 Alexis Castle : - Dad, we need to talk. - Which of these do you like better?

but it kinda looks like a giant green lizard is attacking the city.

 Castle : So I either rewrite the book to make it about a giant lizard, or...

 Castle : Why do you want to go study the rainforest for six weeks anyway?

 Castle : I know, but you're going to be staying in the middle of a jungle.

 Castle : Miles away from the nearest phone, hours from the nearest hospital.

 Castle : You could be bitten by a poisonous spider, or a poisonous snake.

 Castle : I looked it up. Toucans are extremely aggressive this time of year.

 Alexis : Dad, I can't stop living my life because of what happened.

 Alexis : And, yeah, I still have nightmares, but that's one of the reasons I want to go.

But it's not gonna stop me from worrying about you. Or missing you.

 Beckett : So maybe someone there will let us know what was so upsetting.

 Ryan : Your girlfriend just uttered a sarcastic remark about your ex-wife,

 Castle : Beckett is staying at the loft while her place is getting fumigated,

 Castle : Alexis is home sick as well, and then Meredith showed up

 Esposito : Letting an ex stay with you when you're with someone else,

 Esposito : Castle, you are on the edge of a very, very steep cliff, my friend.

 Ryan : We know how tough it's been. So we decided to make it easy for you.

 Esposito : Yeah. We talked it over, and now you don't have to choose.

 Ryan : The ideas that I've already come up with are pretty amazing.

 Castle : Aside from Beckett, she's the most important person in my life.

 Esposito : I can't believe I shared our family's secret recipe.

 Monica : I mean, I realize that his feelings may never completely go away...

 ALEX : Dude, I still can't believe you went through all this for a chick.

 FRANK : - You never did anything crazy for love? - Not like this.

 ALEX : - I'm not talking about this with you. - She left you for another guy?

She'll forget all about the other guy. Trust Frank. Frank knows.

 MR. O'MALLEY : I thought the cancer was in my gut. What are we looking at my heart for?

 Sheldon : in a loving tribute that my roommate called "wildly racist."

 Dan Renner : A few words with Mrs. DeWinter about the land of the free.

 Renner : Look, my 550 was seized by federal agents two weeks ago.

 Beckett : What kind of a favor could she possibly have wanted from you?

 Raj : Siri, remind me Friday morning to make my famous popovers.

Well, that "lady" took high-res pictures of my junk last night for Craigslist.

 Castle : from some lake I can't pronounce, by the Canadian border.

Trust me, you're gonna have to do a lot better than that to convince her.

 Castle : You know I'd give anything to change what happened, right?

 Sheldon : And he does more things for you than I can even begin to list.

 Bernadette : You mean because you played one time in the comic book store?

 Howard : And at the children's hospital until they asked us to leave.

 Raj : dude, Trent just checked in at the coffee shop on Fair Oaks.

 Raj : I built a Footprints on the Moon fan page, Trent joined it.

 Wilson : So, my not doing anything isn't causing you to do anything.

 House : You are designed to have opinions and to force them on people.

 Sophia : I just need a donor with the same blood type or something, right?

 Sophia : It would mean everything else that happened was somehow okay.

 Beckett : You've been bringing me coffee for the past four years.

 Beckett : I told you to act normal. This is gonna look suspicious!

 Castle : Don't worry. Relax. You're over-thinking this. Really.

 Esposito : Groundskeeper found her tucked behind this fountain early this morning.

 Esposito : She's actually the weather girl for WHNY, Mandy Michaels.

 Castle : Oh, man! I watched her every night. She had the best...

 Lanie : Vic has bruises on her upper arm and her blouse was ripped.

He must've been headed someplace else when Esposito stopped him.

 Beckett : He had seats to an opera at the biggest theater on Broadway, 1,900 seats.

 Gates : Oh. Uh, one more thing. Tory ran video on that pay phone.

 Gates : HRT is asking, what kind of pizza does Detective Esposito like?

 Castle : who by his very nature tends to live his life virtually,

 Castle : I don't know, but there's a piece missing here somewhere.

 Castle : The calls to the Maldives? Has Ryan turned anything up?

 Beckett : jumps her, stabs her and then stuffs her in the couch.

 Beckett : The GPS on your anklet indicates that you were at Vivien's office

 Adams : Last week, I got a call from a guy named Cody Donnelly.

He's a reality-TV producer. He said he could help me clear my name.

 Adams : The day after my wife disappeared, Vivien Marchand told the cops

 Adams : she had a vision of me in a bar with my girlfriend, Amber.

 Adams : But she was right once, about Amber, so everyone believed her.

 Beckett : that maybe people would believe that you hadn't killed your wife as well.

 Adams : But thanks to Vivien, everyone in the state believed that I killed my wife.

 Beckett : Did he often surprise you in the middle of the night?

 Bobby's Producer : He asked me if I thought he was a good person.

 Barbara : I held his hand and I said, "Bobby, you're a lousy husband,

 Castle : But he doesn't tell his ex-wife or his best friend. Instead, he tells me.

 Castle : Try to figure out why he's leaving these damn dolls behind.

 Castle : If I could just figure out what painting they're from.

 Alexis : It's a style of painting that was invented during the Renaissance,

 Alexis : exemplified by strong contrasts between light and dark.

 Castle : Can I just say, this school of yours is worth every penny I paid.

 Ryan : They say they think our sniper is a male with light hair and brown eyes.

 Ryan : But that still leaves us with over 200 suspects on our list.

 Rachel : I know you can do that too. I'm just saying if you need to talk...

Gotta go. Those running noses aren't just gonna start walking on their own.

 Cuddy : You should know by now my doctors have no secrets from me.

 Cuddy : It doesn't matter who. The point is, I know exactly what you did.

 Cuddy : Somebody knows about a bad thing you did. That's a big field.

But somebody you think might've told me. That narrows it down quite a bit.

Ayoung person perhaps? How am I doing? Think I'm gonna get there?

 Cuddy : Presumably hospital business. How many patients... It's Cameron.

I thought she told you and I'd have to stand here and smile while you gave me a sweatshirt or a fruit basket.

 Cuddy : Actually, I was just gonna remind you, you owe me six clinic hours this week.

 Ross : ...and I knew you needed someone to be with you tonight. Come on.

 Raj : Really? A robot hand's got a death grip on your junk, dude.

 Howard : The hand thinks it's holding a screwdriver in outer space.

 Howard : If you continue the program, it's gonna start twisting.

I don't want to be saying my vows with the mental image of you and Monica.

 Chandler : You wanted to sleep with Batman and settled for Robin.

 Castle : slept with her in order to steal KPW corporate secrets.

 Castle : to sleep with Ron Hill's wif and steal corporate secrets.

 Castle : Man, there's a penetrating enemy lines joke here somewhere.

 Esposito : Yeah. Except he was in negotiations during the poisoning kill zone,

Turns out that they're represented by Keller, Braun and Franklin.

 Ryan : The only reason you guys didn't run into her at Global 12 Consolidated

 Beckett : You guys get a list of all the people at KPW that were working the sale,

 Beckett : Bailey slept with Holly Franklin and Ron Hill's wife, Lisa,

Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?

Are you telling me you're not even a little turned on by Monica right now?

 Chandler : This is the first time in our marriage that l've felt like the more attractive one.

You've each won a game, and l've lost what's felt like a year of my life.

 Sheldon : You slip into the hot spring and enjoy the warm water

 Sheldon : ...feet and ankles are smaller than they've ever been.

 Bernadette : Wow, this night turned out to be so much more fun than I thought.

 Sheldon : You're still going home with a goodie bag full of toast.

 Bernadette : You know, ever since people found out I'm having a baby,

 Kutner : She may not last the week. Partial's better than nothing.

then she'll be too weak to try again when a better match turns up.

 Taub : She wants to deny her parents the satisfaction of saving her life.

 House : That's your rational explanation of her emotional response.

 House : She went to rational first, means there was no emotional to process.

 Monica : He thinks you're a cowboy, not a loser. That's something.

 Marshall : "barney" should be coming over the queensboro bridge

 Beckett : Kidnapping, the aggravated assault of a police officer,

 Castle : That'll buy us enough time to tie him to Amy Barrett, Susan Watts...

 Beckett : We figured out how he might have crossed paths with Amy.

 Beckett : promised them a great job, a new look, and a bright future.

 Castle : This is the nicest room you're gonna be seeing for quite a while.

 Tyson : First time I saw a cop who was a woman of your hotness.

 Sheldon : Not only did Leonard take what I feel is an unnecessary risk,

 Sheldon : because I was worried about him, and no one else was.

 Scott : Did she find somebody new? Was I not being attentive enough? No.

 Scott : She said that my feelings toward her were mixed. Well, my feelings aren't mixed.

 Cameron : I need someone to bounce ideas off of. Someone to be my whiteboard.

 Cameron : First, I can accept it's over, pretend we don't work in the same hospital,

 Cameron : have selective visual impairment when we pass each other in the hall.

 Cameron : But it's not like I have any new facts I can present,

 Cameron : and Chase has this romantic view of love that reality can't compete with.

 Esposito : there's no way he's climbing a water tower with a body.

She'd left it with her parents, since she was supposed to be in Europe.

 Ryan : It's her only transaction since checking into the hotel.

 Beckett : Okay, run her down. Maybe she can give us some answers.

 Ryan : admit to seeing anyone going in and out of her hotel room.

 Ryan : But given what they heard coming from her room at night,

 Lanie : Prostitution usually means sex, and there's no evidence of sexual activity.

 Lanie : bruising around the neck and evidence of multiple blows to the head.

 Lanie : Water has a great way of washing away things like trace DNA.

 Beckett : then what were all of those sounds coming out of her room?

 Beckett : I don't know, but not everyone thought she was a hooker.

 Howard : Bernie's having a girls' night on Friday at our place.

 Raj : Excuse me. I happen to be very comfortable with my masculinity.

 House : I'm respecting your husband's decision. I don't see why you've got a problem with that.

 Stacy : Because you browbeat patients, intimidate them, lie to them.

 Stacy : If you think you're right, you don't give a damn what they think.

 Stacy : I did what you do all the time. The only difference is, I did it to you.

 Foreman : - No. No change at all. - And that's consistent with A.I.P., right?

 Stacy : Until he has another attack, his condition's stable. Yeah.

Mark, you've got to. - I don't want to take that test, not until they're sure.

Just 'cause you can't hoist a few doesn't mean you should be left out.

Get away from me. - Mark, if this is what he thinks is wrong with you...

 Mark : You trust his judgment more than mine? His medical judgment.

 John : If someone else did this, why haven't they been found by now?

 Beckett : We were just wondering what your chemistry book was doing at her house.

 Beckett : Kim was killed somewhere in the middle of your school term.

 Beckett : So you were in your room the whole time the alarm was going off?

 Beckett : show that the alarm sounded for a full two minutes and 47 seconds.

 Amy : Now, listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything...

 Amy whispering To Ross And Rachel : Why does she keep making that noise?

 Thirteen : We should check his studio for toxins, mold, fungus...

 Foreman : Don't worry. We're prepared to deal with whatever happens.

 Brandon : You know, I did some drawings this morning and they seem fine.

 Taub : Nothing in the medicine cabinet except some harmless toiletries.

 Kutner : and they're sweating all over the sheets that you paid for and...

 Beckett : The Nigerian officials are closing in on him for drug trafficking.

 Beckett : If Baylor doesn't get him to the US soon, they'll execute him.

 Montgomery : Listen, find this dirtball before he murders someone else, all right?

 Beckett : - Where did the bag come from? - Oh! Sorry. It's mine.

 Castle : I felt, given everything that's happened, I should be prepared.

 Beckett : Because you are going nowhere near the gunfire. You're staying here.

 Ross : When the psychiatrist told me to take a leave of absence...

 Ross : ...because I yelled at my boss, I started to get worked up again.

I was gonna do everybody's until Sheldon went on one of his psychotic rants.

 Sheldon : ...was a concise summation of the research of Bertram Forer...

 Leonard : ...and being expelled from a birth canal was not considered one of them.

 Penny : - That's so silly. - It's actually based on very sound theories.

 Sheldon : - His mother published a paper on it. - Well, what was it called?

 Sheldon : Perhaps if she'd also denied him Christmas, he'd be a little better at it.

 Howard : Well, I love birthdays. Waking up to Mom's special French-toast breakfast...

 Howard : She's taller than all the women in my family combined.

 Chase : Or it could be a symptom. Some lymphomas affect cognition.

 Foreman : If it's a symptom, hopefully treatment with the vaccine will help.

 Chase : I've been deluding myself that I'm actually connecting with people.

 Thirteen : The first person I ever fell in love with turned out to be a total tool.

 Thirteen : He came across all funny and charming and thoughtful,

 Thirteen : and he knew he had to behave a certain way to get it.

 Thirteen : In retrospect, the fact that I was 17 and he was 30 should've been a clue.

And it takes twice as much time if they're trying to impress you.

 Thirteen : Now, I could take from this that anyone who loans me their car

 Joanne : - No, just to special events. - What kind of special events?

 Beckett : Well, according to Mitchell, the shot-caller who wanted the bump key

 Beckett : had someone feeding him inside information about our victims.

 Esposito : So we find an organization that all of our victims supported...

 Esposito : Delgado and Pastori both gave to the Manhattan Opera Society.

 Esposito : Maybe Pastori was a guest of one of the other three victims.

Wait a second. "M.A.D.T." That's the Metropolitan American Dance Theater.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, if she's in on it, she's doing it purely for kicks.

 Cuddy : And I know you must've gotten sucked up into a situation

 Cuddy : I'm not gonna back down just because you threaten to smear me.

 Cuddy : You can't completely hide everything about yourself in seven years.

 Gail : I started stealing from here six months after you hired me.

 Gail : You still don't even know the half of it, and you never will.

 Gail : You wouldn't have even found out about this if I hadn't gotten sick.

 Chase : it's because House has some personal crap to work through

 Chase : and we weren't smart enough to get the answer without him.

 Amber : But you can't, because that would be admitting defeat to her.

 Joey : When you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello.

It's funny. The last time Paolo was here, my hair was so much cuter.

 Phoebe : But you have to promise that you will not be all controlly and bossy...

 Phoebe : Now, some of you are gonna get cut and some of you aren't.

 Kiara : Jade would always flirt with this one client, a regular.

 Kiara : But he must be important, because lots of people are scared of him.

 Kiara : He has private parties sometimes and hires girls from the club.

 Kiara : And every time, Jade would call Mama-San and try to get on the list.

 Kiara : One of the girls said Mr. Saito found Jade going through his things.

 House : Which means that when you get stressed, you get un-stressed.

 House : you were able to identify Cuddy as an annoying human being.

 Cuddy : I think I just apologized. If you want, I can get down on my knees.

 Cameron : I approved an insane procedure with no proof, no evidence, no...

 Thirteen : The problem was a brain problem. Without the procedure,

 Cameron : I'll always say yes to House. I studied under him. He's in my head.

If that's the lesson, we've a really great opportunity coming up.

 Wilson : You'll just try to find someone else, and it won't work,

 House : People don't change. Consciences don't spontaneously develop.

 Stacy : You've been looking to him to find what you've gotta find within yourself.

 Rachel : - Do you even know what a vicar is? - Like a goalie, right?

You mean this isn't the sweet torment you've been waiting all your life for?

Maybe I could make it up to you by taking you roughly in the barn.

 Rachel : Been trying to fight it, but you just said all the right things.

 Robin : You just snuck this girl into some stranger's apartment?

It was the direct line of a senior official there, a Luis Delgado.

 Castle : Really? I suppose you've never heard of Armando Garcia either.

 Venezuelan Diplomat : Yes, of course I've heard of Armando Garcia.

 Beckett : Wait, I thought that the passport was for Peter Cordero.

 Venezuelan Diplomat : When his aunt and uncle moved him to New York,

And you said he was requesting a passport. A Venezuelan passport?

 Venezuelan Diplomat : Cordero applied to reestablish his Venezuelan citizenship

 Adams : Didn't even notice that I walked out of the room with this.

 Chase : when he didn't notice the mug you stole to see if he was off'?

 Chase : What else didn't he notice that you don't want us to notice?

 Taub : And you got very defensive when House took your birth control.

 Adams : Do I need to explain the physiology behind birth control?

 Adams : Attention deficit in a man who has no attention deficits

 Park : Or maybe he thinks you just have more than one non-descript, white blouse.

 Adams : We think the long flight home allowed clots to form in your leg.

 Bernadette : While you're bothering the world's most famous scientist,

 Rachel : - Just work the bra, Joe. - Okay, got it, yeah. Absolutely.

 Joey : All right, turn around. I gotta get a look at this thing.

 Meredith : I don't even know where to start, but I just know that I have to. And...

 Derek : Just tell him again and again and again until he listens.

 Monica : I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Thank you, I'm very grateful.

That's my bathing suit from high school. I was a little bigger then.

 House : I assume I don't have to point out that now would be an extremely good time...

 House : for one of you to distinguish yourself with a brilliant idea.

Blood clots can cause a heart attack. - More likely to cause a stroke, not the psychosis.

No, you're wrong. If a clot made it to the amygdala area of the brain, it might cause uncontrollable rage.

 Cameron : Right, because anything's possible, but nothing's gonna cause multiple clots in a kid this age.

Right, after they've had liposuction, which she's clearly never had.

 Chase : - How do you know? - Because we have her medical records,

 Cameron : and because no plastic surgeon in his right mind is gonna give a 10-year-old liposuction.

 Chase : Have you ever met a plastic surgeon who was in their right mind?

 House : But what about some other ridiculous obesity treatment?

Her tox screen was negative. - Wouldn't show over-the-counter weight loss drugs.

Her mother wouldn't give her diet pills. She thinks her daughter's perfect just the way she is.

 House : Okay. You two, heparin and warfarin to prevent further clotting.

 Joey : So I'm thinking, basically, we pick it up and then we flip it.

 Cuddy : House is an unemotional child incapable of intimacy or romance.

 Thirteen : That woman in the waiting room, she didn't freak me out about my future.

 Thirteen : And for no reason. Just screamed at me in front of my friends.

 Rachel : Did I ever tell you about the time I backpacked through Western Europe?

 Rachel : -How do you know about that story? -How do you know about that story?

 House : You didn't wake me up to tell me a symptom that's not killing her.

 Kutner : I don't mean because of the spider veins. Mr. Limpert died.

 Kutner : He was stable for a year-and-a-half, and he just died.

 Foreman : Say "puss" one more time. It's the sixth "puss" that really does it.

 Kutner : You believe it now? Yesterday, it was all a coincidence.

 Thirteen : Yesterday, it was, till I unintentionally proved it wasn't.

 Foreman : Patient must have Cushing's. We have to figure out whether it's based in...

 House : you'd know that most of the patients' livers and kidneys were fine.

 House : Well, maybe, as the senior fellow, you could have made sure

 House : that my doors were closed so that I could be concentrating on the cat

 Leonard : I'm also really happy, but I can't pretend it's for you.

 Penny : Uh, sweetie, you do realize Thursday is Amy's birthday.

 Leonard : I think Penny has a point. You can see it another day.

 Castle : That is a keepsake from the first murderer you ever collared.

 Castle : Maybe it's the actual murder victim from a stick-man convention.

 Ryan : She used her credit card for a cab ride to Eighth and Market yesterday.

 Ryan : Said she was going to call to have him take her back there today.

 Beckett : What's a girl from Philly doing in a place like this?

 Manager : Every month we auction off repossessed storage units.

 Manager : Beats me. Could be any one of the 14 we got up for bid.

 Hayley : Well, this gentleman would like to revise his statement.

Uh, about 2 : 00 a.m., in a bar, I met a smoking-hot blonde chick.

 Hayley : Because a security breach like this could get nasty Ned here fired.

 Ned : and I shut down the power at 10 Downing Street for a second.

 Ned : I think maybe it was because I was having trouble undoing her corset.

 Beckett : So it's possible she hid and then waited until you left?

 House : Plus intermittent rashes, plus migraines, it's postherpetic neuralgia.

 House : This thing is just as likely to be caused by chicken pox.

 Beckett : Yes, he was murdered the day after you filed an assault charge against him.

Well, I certainly did not kill him. I filed those charges to protect myself.

 Bram : Hasim was a student of mine. I'm a TA for a seminar on Joyce.

 Bram : No, I don't think he had a girlfriend, or friends at all, for that matter.

Okay, well, I'm gonna need a list of all the girls that you flirted with.

 Esposito : Yeah, add that to the list of things about this dude

 House : it's only a matter of time before he burns the hospital down.

 House : She sold it to you for the right to put her choices on the block.

 House : You became her partner, gave her power she didn't already have.

 House : Let her greedy fingers into my cookie jar, which sadly is not as dirty as it sounds.

 House : Looks like an envelope with the results of a genetic test for Huntington's inside.

 Lucas : because their sex pad was next to a garage that was demolished

 Lanie : and don't even look at me with those puppy dog eyes. Got it?

 Michelle : your father and I think we should reward ourselves with a little time off.

 Derek : Honey, they're saying the specs are off for the whole foundation.

I know. Once there was a dirty car in front of the building, so I washed it.

 Gilliam : Transporters work on commission, payable upon delivery.

 Esposito : Kicked out of the French Foreign Legion for being too violent.

 Ryan : According to Hayley, Liam is Falcon's go-to guy for big moneyjobs.

 Esposito : I don't think he'd take too kindly to Justin stealing his commission.

 Ryan : So he tracked Justin to that garage and traded two bullets for that painting.

 Esposito : You think he'd be rolling around in something a little more subtle

 Martha : Trust me, if he could see how she looked going out now,

 Martha : It's almost as if he was listening in to our conversation.

 Beckett : I think I've either had too much wine, or not enough.

 Castle : he put modern versions of it into several of his houses.

 Beckett : So, you're saying that the McClaren house has a hidden alcove?

 Beckett : There's absolutely no evidence that Matt Benton was ever at the Fairwyck.

 Castle : Maybe the evidence of his return will be in that alcove.

 Beckett : We'll go first thing in the morning, see what we come up with.

We'd rather not dance together because we're brother and sister.

As weird as coming all the way down here and then having to go home right now?

 Rachel : I can't believe you don't wanna know. I couldn't not know.

 Ross : -Oh, great! Now he knows. -l' m just excited about being an aunt.

 Sheldon : This has to do with the fact that you're a tiny man...

 Sheldon : Here. Eat this cheese without farting, and you can sleep with my sister.

 Missy : ...but since when do you care at all about who I sleep with?

 Sheldon : ...but it has been pointed out to me that you carry DNA of great potential.

 House : You'd think I'd have noticed. What exactly did they do around here?

"You act like employees should fear and respect you, but your eyes tell us...

"Actually your eyes tell us nothing, because we're looking at your boobs,

"which tell us that you're desperate to have someone jump on you

"What you want, you run away from. What you need, you don't have a clue.

 Cuddy : I got a call from Amber today. Says there's been a violation your contract.

 House : She breached confidentiality. You can let it slide, Officer, we're even.

 Jeff : I just, I don't know, I guess I don't like ketchup anymore.

 Rachel : No, I didn't! I wouldn't say I had the keys unless I had the keys!

Everything's my responsibility? Isn't it enough that l' m making dinner?

 Beckett : If all you wanted to do was talk, then why did you bring the murder weapon?

Mrs. Kramer, why did you break into your husband's old office last night?

 Beckett : There's no reason to lie now. We know you took the Angel Dagger.

 Castle : If she wasn't the one who attacked me, who the hell did?

 Esposito : Yo, any evidence to help identify Castle's demonic assailant?

 Castle : - It was Victor Crowne. He did this. - How do you figure?

 Castle : Well, clearly, he's trying to take possession of any weapon

 Castle : and erase any and all evidence of his true identity as the spawn of Satan.

 Ryan : He was out celebrating all night at a club for his 30th birthday.

 Case : I'm telling you, I've never seen those files in my life.

 Beckett : So, then what were they doing in your office storage space, Mr. Case?

 Beckett : where you deny things that you and I both know are true?

 Beckett : how much money you could make if you could just bend the rules?

 Beckett : to put people into mortgages that they couldn't afford?

And how you could make a quick buck by selling them off to investors?

 Case : And nothing to tie me to SunCove Funding or to that man's death.

 Beckett : We already have documents that prove it belonged to the Cabots.

 Beckett : You knew that Edmund could implicate you, so you killed him.

 Sheldon : Scotty was on the original series and we're Next Generation.

 Bernadette : Leonard and Sheldon have boxes of comics. Why don't we go look at those?

 Penny : If we were in outer space, anyone could pick up the hammer...

 Castle : And if it was a mugger, he has exquisite taste in cutlery.

 Lanie : Well, whoever attacked her, it looks like she fought back.

 Lanie : and some possible genetic material underneath her fingernails.

Her temperature spiked this morning, and suddenly it's showtime.

 Ryan : I feel like a rooster in a hen house. Except for there's only one hen.

 Beckett : see if he can give us any background on Hannah's life.

You're gonna have to find who did this. The audience will wanna know.

 Beckett : Because she's wearing the same clothes that we found her in.

In fact, I'm gonna go into the hallway and fire up this bad boy.

 Castle : If you look closely, you can see the striations in the typeface.

Somebody whited-out the assisting officer's name on this report,

 Castle : Well, documents have a way of disappearing in this case.

Son of a bitch went through a lot of trouble to cover his tracks.

 Ryan : We found two other reports where Napolitano's name was added on.

 Castle : We figure whoever did them had to have done so after Armen's murder.

That's over 10 years. You're talking about thousands of officers

 Castle : would have had to go physically get them from the records room.

 Montgomery : Find out who was manning the records desk during that time.

 Montgomery : Maybe that someone remembers looking the other way.

 Castle : If Lockwood isn't going after the third cop, then who's the mission?

 Montgomery : I put a protective detail on her. Plainclothes. These guys are good.

 Derek : and let her beat you to a pulp with her tiny, ineffectual fists.

 Izzie : Oh. I unpacked some of your mother's things. I was upset.

 Mr. Duff : You're telling me there's a chance that will go away.

 Izzie : you've got to believe you'll have them when you come out.

 Castle : We're also looking into the party Kim went to that night.

 Castle : seeing if anything was reported that could connect to her murder.

 Park : to see if you'd fake another symptom to delay going to prison.

 Adams : A distal esophageal rupture can lead to compartment syndrome in his thigh.

 House : Killing your daughter because she had the audacity to get raped'?

 Chase : Pancreatitis? Gallstones obstructing his pancreatic duct.

 Taub : We'll ultrasound his belly and look for the obstruction.

 Asian Male : What girl? I don't know what you're talking about!

 Beckett : The kidnappers posted an ad on Craigslist and said that this was

 Sorenson : The poster used an IP anonymizer, making it impossible to trace.

 Castle : Well, I managed to slip the phone that the kidnappers gave me

 Castle : Well, before I did that, I sent a text message to Detective Beckett.

 Beckett : The phone's under a bulk account, so we can't trace its owner,

 Sorenson : on the Lower East Side. We'll need another few hours to narrow it down.

"Hey, wanna come over to my house and hear me play an instrument...

 Sheldon : ...have been actively discouraged from pursuing the sciences...

 Sheldon : ...but it's clear you young women here today have been.

 Sheldon : While I was listening to my colleagues waste your time...

 Sheldon : ...it occurred to me that it might be much more meaningful...

 Sheldon : ...to hear about women in science from actual women in science.

 Nick : Now I can go back to my beautiful life with my beautiful wife.

 Taub : We removed the damage. Maybe we were wrong about the problem.

 Nick : Honey, you're not stupid, you're just... Please don't do this.

 Beckett : He told someone that his ship was coming in. What does that mean?

 Beckett : Ma'am, I'll need the names of all the enemies your son may have had.

 Ryan : Larceny, assault, fraud. You name it, Tyler Far is has done it.

 Esposito : He made lots of calls to an untraceable burner phone in the past six months.

 Esposito : Tyler Faris got into an altercation at a bodega three days ago.

 Beckett : Which division? Drug sales or distribution of stolen property?

 Monica : I mean, it was really funny. I just don't think that you got it.

 Chandler : -Thank you, Monica. -I thought you could use the help.

 Beckett : and there's nothing that connects him to all of this.

 Beckett : Uh, babe, maybe you're taking this whole dream-thing too literally.

 Castle : But the false memories would have to be based in reality, right?

 Penny : Honey, it's Christmas Eve. Who even knows you're in there?

 Mr Druthers : Which, in my opinion, is never going to get built,

 Mr Druthers : So you and I can get out of here and grab a couple of beers.

 Chandler : This was a really important experience for me and l wanted to share it with you.

 House : The whole point was to give Steve a little more time to get sick.

 House : Presumably, you're still healthy because whatever it is, it's not blood-borne.

 House : Steve has no excuse. He did everything that Foreman did.

 Cameron : Foreman tested negative for every bacterial infection

 House : Now, what if the patient is infected but has no antibodies?

lt<i>'s okay! lt</i>'s okay, Rach! lt's me! Put down the scrunchie.

Oh, thanks. All right, well, now that l'm up, l'm gonna go to the bathroom.

 House : Then let her vomit through the MRI. That's what nurses are for.

 House : I don't know how, but I know it caused her to get sick 25 years later

 House : I already had this conversation with Wilson. Just go with it.

 House : Makes sense if she's never lifted anything in her life.

 Kutner : She actually didn't get sick till she tried lifting it that second time.

 Chase : his granddad's nosebleeds, and to return a few rented DVDs,

 Wilson : This poor guy's brain is riddled with tumors and you're checking his credit report?

 House : The only explanation is that the VA hospital screwed up.

 House : Yes. Why would a government agency lie to cover up a mistake

 House : I was told to take two every time you walked into the room.

Yes. This is proof positive that someone didn't have tumors in their brain.

 Cristina : When are you gonna figure out that I know everything?

- [Izzie] What, about doctor-cest? - It's been going on for, like, ever.

 George : - And you didn't tell us? - Ooh, you're a gossip, huh?

 George : He's about to go into major brain surgery on no sleep?

 Cristina : Well, she works hard all day. She's good at her job.

 Cristina : You like to bake all night. Some people like to drink.

 George : Yeah, about drinking, Dr. Taylor, the anesthesiologist...

 George : - Do you think he drinks? - Whatever gets you through the day.

 Waitress : No, nobody's in there, but the window's actually open.

That means infection or environmental, and since it's not an infection...

 Foreman : Maybe we got our basic assumption wrong and it's two different diseases.

 Foreman : I did see these two putting out that blaze in the Pine Barrens.

 Beckett : We're gonna freeze to death if we don't get out of here.

 Martha : Fine? I could literally feel your anxiety level rising

 Martha : A spiritual retreat is supposed to be spiritual, darling,

 Martha : We'll do it another time when you don't have a test hanging over you.

 Wilson : Just a little piece. And you are getting something in return.

 House : I said I was selling it. Didn't say I was giving it away.

 Wilson : He's not asking you to do something illegal. He's not asking me to do anything.

 Wilson : He's not ordering you. He gave you a choice. You chose your staff.

 Wilson : Only you could feel like crap about doing something good.

 Foreman : Kidney and liver cysts are both benign, and the lymph nodes all came back clean.

- His left armpit node has antibodies for C.D. 11. - Not enough to indicate lymphoma.

 Wilson : No, but we would have picked it up somewhere else besides one lymph node.

 Izzie : I stood in that bridal shop with your wife and I smiled

 Bill : You don't have to eat the sour worms. Those are for Owen.

 Colleen : By the way, you should know, we haven't told him he's adopted yet.

 Chandler : Or at least whisper it to people when they come in the door.

 Chandler : "Owen doesn't know he's adopted, and he also thinks Santa is reaI."

...but anyone would assume that a 12-year-old has been told he's adopted.

 Castle : This is a statement from Joe's secretary, Mrs. Kennard.

 Joe/castle : There's no way we can crack Dempsey's secret safe.

How? It was hard enough shaking Dempsey's hatchet men this morning.

 Vera/beckett : It's gonna be that much harder when I'm wearing the Blue Butterfly.

 Joe/castle : Especially with our friend Jimmy Doyle helping us out.

 Joe/castle : And tonight he's taking on Sugar Ray Robinson for the welterweight title.

 Joe/castle : will be huddled around a radio tonight, cheering good old Jimmy on.

 Joe/castle : Whoever's assigned to be watching you surely won't be paying much attention.

 Florence/martha : You would be better off with the booze than with this chippy.

 Rachel : It's pretty late. You're probably not still planning on...

 Vogler : because his Alzheimer's had taken a turn for the worse,

 Vogler : What if my contribution to this hospital is the difference between...

 Vogler : The difference between a man not recognizing his wife of 35 years...

 Vogler : and being able to look at her and say, "Good morning, honey. I love you."

I'm pretty sure my X-ray machine can take your phone in a fight.

 Kutner : Have you thought about going to the drug company, see if they can help?

 Kutner : there's other stuff in your brain you might need later on.

 Thirteen : If I were any other patient, you'd both be in the lounge eating donuts.

 Thirteen : But you don't get to torch your career to pay for your sins.

 Kutner : but when there's a chance you could help her get better,

 Burke : I checked the schedule and I noticed that you and I are both off tonight.

 Cristina : You know, the OR is the one place where I can come and think.

 Izzie : If Alex tries to lay a hand on you, just tell me, I'll take care of it.

 Bailey : Yang, you're on discharges. O'Malley report to room E19.

 Cameron : You were planning on pursuing grants of your own, running a department.

 Foreman : if that stuff bothers me now, I don't deserve this second chance.

 Chase : They say that physical contact helps the healing process.

 Chase : Your son's not getting enough oxygen. Take Mr Mason outside.

 Chase : Lung's collapsed. He's not getting any air. I need an IV catheter.

 Cameron : Her chest muscles aren't contracting. It's something else.

 Cameron : Her whole back is spasming. I need two milligrams of lorazepam.

 Mrs. Geller : There's nothing to discuss. We're not paying for your wine cellar.

 Mr. Waltham : You want a piece of me, sir? Is that what you're saying?

- There's a reason why girls don't do this! - Okay, okay, okay! I'll do it.

 Venezuelan Diplomat : He asked to pick up the passport in Mexico City.

 Venezuelan Diplomat : But he was supposed to get it yesterday at our embassy there.

 Venezuelan Diplomat : He had booked a flight from Mexico City to Caracas that night.

 Beckett : Not just running away. Changing his identity completely.

 Gates : He was just stringing my sister along until he could escape.

 Castle : Once he boarded that flight to Caracas under his new identity,

 Castle : Peter Cordero would cease to exist. Your sister would never find him.

 Castle : he was preparing to disappear forever, along with the $25 million.

You don't just conjure $25 million out of thin air. It came from somewhere.

 Castle : In order to do that, we need to know where the money came from.

 Esposito : He was there the exact same time that $25 million showed up in his account.

 Beckett : Baylor, any minute now, this place is gonna be crawling with cops.

 Castle : We give him what he wants, you know how it ends? Badly.

 Beckett : I need a clean shot. I got to get eyes on him somehow.

Do you think it's snowing in Tulsa where my husband's having sex on a copier?

-l never want to leave you again. -l thought if you left, you'd get fired.

 Sheldon : And I do like things better when famous people also like them.

 Sheldon : You know, Penny went to this spa to be away from you.

 Leonard : I don't want to wait two days for us to work this out.

 Sheldon : I don't see why your divorce should be any different.

 Amy : but that was just 'cause there was a spider on his pillow

 House : Sorry, must have missed the "if this trailer be a-rocking" sign out front.

 Sam : If there's any chance that we can pretend this never happened,

 Chase : I'll see your bleeding ears and raise you a total muscular degeneration.

 Marshall : Tape's been stuck in the player for, like, two years.

 Sheldon : No. Crazy was leaving the projection booth unattended.

 Ross : Do you think there's a chance you can fix that radiator now?

 Helen Parker : we were going to move down to the city so that we could all be together.

 Helen Parker : I know what you're thinking. Why didn't I notice the signs?

 Helen Parker : We have two children together. We do not have a nanny,

 Helen Parker : so every second of every minute of my day is about my kids.

 Helen Parker : And if there was an issue, I'd call Sam on his cell phone,

 Helen Parker : I never, never thought I'd be sitting here justifying my marriage.

 Castle : With the wife, it was "Only call my cell during the week" routine.

 Ryan : Man, my girlfriend freaks out if I don't check in, like, every hour.

 Castle : What, you think one of them caught on to what Sam was doing?

 Ryan : when they discovered they weren't the only woman in his life.

 Beckett : Yeah, to me, too, but we've gotta cover all of our bases.

 Beckett : The wife said that she was watching TV while the kids were upstairs sleeping.

 Cuddy : Both he and the insurance company are suing to get out of paying the bill.

 Chase : I couldn't just let him toss it in the trash to save a few bucks.

 Nurse Regina : The pharm tech who called in sick is here. She's waiting in your office.

I just wanted to lose 10 more pounds, and then I was gonna stop.

 Gail : If Sam finds out, he'll divorce me for sure. And my kids...

 Gail : I will never do it again, I swear. Just give me a second chance.

Okay. Amy told you some exciting news and you acted Iike it was no big deal.

 Sheldon : Her news sounded important, but what you're forgetting is...

You have to at Ieast try to be excited by the things she's excited by.

- What if they simply don't excite me? - Well, just smile and think about koalas.

 Sheldon : She'd see right through that. We go to the zoo all the time.

 Howard : Thought I could show a girl a few tricks and invite her up to my bedroom...

 Howard : there are apps now that'll let you hire people to do stuff

 Beverly : I'm not surprised Leonard chose to avoid picking me up.

 Beverly : You don't have to avoid having intimate conversations with me.

 Ross : Well, I lost. Some little girl loaned her uniform to her 19-year-old sister...

 Ross : ...who went down to the U.S.S. Nimitz and sold over 2000 boxes.

...you're gonna go on, like, a thousand interviews before you get a job.

You know what, Rach? Maybe you should stay here at the coffeehouse.

I can't. It's too late. Terry already hired that girl over there.

 Sheldon : You know, it's like how I play Warlords of Ka'a with you

 Ryan : nothing that links Anita back to that crime scene or to Justin.

 Esposito : Some pages have been ripped out, including all of the last two weeks.

 Beckett : what did you mean when you said that there might be something else

 Holloway : I find her to be mentally competent, if somewhat disoriented.

 Castle : And what about the disorientation? How do you account for that?

Could be medical or a neurologic condition, adverse reaction to drugs.

 Holloway : a traumatic event which caused some sort of retrograde amnesia.

 Sheldon : Trying to use a Jedi mind trick to control Stephen Hawking.

 Leonard : She didn't want me to read it. I went behind her back. I read it.

 Nick : Been a long time since we went more than a day without doing that.

 Foreman : No aneurysms or arterial or venous malformations in the brain.

 Lanie : And when he caught her, he dosed her with oxy, and it was lights out.

 Beckett : The drugs, the claw? This is murder, planned and pre-meditated.

Well, I'm less concerned about "why." What I'm wondering is "who."

 Castle : Yeah, like Red Riding Hood trusted her cute little granny.

 Ryan : since she missed a mandatory 1 : 00 staff meeting last Friday.

 Beckett : That's the same time that Amy stopped calling her sister.

 Taub : They're probably dealing with committee issues or something.

 Della : I saw my mom crying, looked like my dad was yelling at her.

 Della : They want a lung from him, too. Is that what this is about?

 Taub softly : Everybody's working on getting you the best care possible.

 House : I was heading to the Downstate Correctional Facility in Fishkill.

I have a 10 : 00 CT, and I still have to race home, get changed.

 Wilson without Looking At Her : Maybe you could keep some clothes here.

 House : You hate that she did that, but you didn't say anything.

 House : No, I'm trying to help. If you got an issue, let her know.

 House : throughout the white matter of Patrick's right hemisphere.

 Chase : Either trauma, an aneurysm, cancer or autoimmune disease.

 Foreman : Sure, just put on a blindfold and play "Pin the Tail on the Brain."

 House : You were supposed to spend the last hour worrying about me.

 Wilson : You're saving lives. Which is tantamount to creating lives.

 Wilson : You don't have to change the cases you take or even how you handle them.

 Surgeon : - What the hell has that got to do with - Told you it was interesting.

 Foreman : Makes it hard to move. Also damages your hair and toenails.

 Arlene : The nurse changed his morphine. I thought you were worried about the--

 Howard : What's wrong? I can't get Emily's nightstand to close.

 Ryan : Just that it appears the safe was rigged to blow when Maddox opened it.

 Castle : Unless whoever's behind all this doesn't know the file's been destroyed.

- And the destination? - I don't care. Whatever is the cheapest.

 Ross : - No, That's impossible. It doesn't leave for another 20 minutes.

- What? Hey, hey, listen.. - Oh my God! Ross, you wouldn't believe the cute little noises the twins are making.

 George : Come on, we're married. I don't even know your middle name.

 George : I don't know your middle name. God, I can barely breathe.

 Callie : You didn't know my middle name last week and you could breathe just fine.

 Ellis : Day in and day out, work with people with this awful disease.

 Derek : I just took a special interest in this case because of Meredith.

 Ellis : You're what happened to her. I thought you were here for me.

 Ellis : To offer me some hope, to tell me about some new treatment,

Threatened by a woman who's their equal. You want someone to admire you.

 Ellis : And you don't care about the damage you do to her along the way.

 House : I'm giving her the chance to fail it sooner rather than later.

 House : Arrhythmia and elevated LFTs rule out hepatic fibrosis. So heart and stomach.

 Kelly : Atrial fibrillation? Explains the heart, not the stomach.

 Chase : You got a better answer than she does, then let's hear it.

 Kelly : Even if he found her somehow, these abusers have a pattern.

 Kelly : He beat her with his hands. Poison's too impersonal, it doesn't fit.

 Foreman : She said he used pesticides. He could have stuck some in her dinner.

 Foreman : House was wrong trying to come up with a complicated reason you hired Kelly.

 Castle : then he transferred it to Frank when he took his watch and wallet.

 Beckett : Which means both of our vics were killed by the same person.

 Christina Marx : - I thought Dad was mugged. - Yeah, like, randomly.

 Beckett : Mr. Cosway's wife, Ashley, was killed earlier that night.

 Beckett : and then tried to stage it as if they were two isolated incidents.

 Castle : Mrs. Cosway was a therapist. Did your father ever go to therapy?

 Christina : No disrespect to your wife, but he didn't really go for that kind of stuff.

No, no, I'm just saying we're different. That's all I was saying.

 Castle : that someone very powerful wanted to keep under wraps.

Have you been out of the country? - We went to China, but we got all our shots before we left.

 Cameron : We're going to give him a gallium scan just to be safe.

 Cameron : We inject a radioactive isotope into his bloodstream,

 Cameron : and we check to see if there's inflammation anywhere in the body.

No, no. Nothing. - Any relatives who've ever been diagnosed with lupus?

 Cameron : In simple terms, the body becomes allergic to itself.

 Cameron : The immune system attacks healthy cells in the circulatory system and destroys them.

What about bruising? Never complained of tenderness under his arms or his groin?

 Beckett : - Looks like we found our body of water. - Strangers on a boat?

 Esposito : Lanie ran the substance on our vics against the Hudson River water.

 Ryan : Marx gets on the boat uptown, Cosway joins him at Chelsea Piers

 Castle : So one day, maybe they start talking. Maybe about the Yankee bullpen,

 Castle : maybe about the attractive secretary leaning up against the railing.

 Esposito : I figure that's where they were doing their plotting.

 Beckett : And how the water from the Hudson got on both of them.

 Castle : It gets transferred from Eric Marx's jacket and gloves

 Esposito : Then to Frank Anderson when Jason Cosway swipes his watch and wallet.

 Beckett : The DA will never buy it without hard evidence or a confession.

 Patient : as long as you don't think about it, don't deal with it.

 Brennan : If you've been in the tropics in the last few months.

 Brennan : Their skin grafts would ooze black pus sometimes weeks later.

 Brennan : Traced the fungus back to the sand in the tsunami tides.

 Nolan : House is right. I think everyone here can handle these.

 House : Is that your strategy? Give everybody what they want, except me?

 Alvie : But it started to unravel Nolan smashed him with his gavel like...

 Fireman No. 1 : -Tell them you're married? -No. My girlfriend doesn't even know.

 Beckett : I mean, we know she accosted Justin outside the coffee shop,

 Beckett : So, look, clearly, we haven't explained everything, but...

 Beckett : I think that until something changes, she's our best suspect.

 Precinct Detective : Detective? There's someone here you need to talk to.

 Sam : Yeah, it was me. Don't get me wrong. I mean, it's not like I'm proud of it.

 Gates : Did I hear right? Another person has confessed to this murder?

 Castle : Yeah, so far the confession's just a rehash of the news report.

 Beckett : that making false statements to the police is a crime?

 Beckett : Were you hiding in the closet? Did you kick down the door?

which you can do if you're an Olympian. I paused and went flying off.

Hope you mean your husband. Not hoping, 'cause of the no sex part...

 Kathy : I run so I won't pick up a tire iron and beat my husband to death! I need sex!

 Phoebe : Oh, my God! This is so exciting! How much am I gonna get?

I meant, he's paying that other woman because she's a professional.

 Adams : Oh, shut up. We know what you're trying to do and it's not gonna work.

 House : You're gonna look pretty foolish if that was a wrong guess.

 House : Looks like we got ourselves a good old fashioned cat fight.

 Taub : caused adrenal insufficiencies, which caused the collapse.

 House : Blood draws every 15 minutes for four hours, to track her cortisol.

 House : At least, that's what they tell people who make crappy choices.

 Foreman : No reason to be curious unless you're interested in wielding it yourself.

 House : Thirteen, why don't you take Masters to do the blood draws.

 House : You can remind her about all the perks of working for me.

 Thirteen : If her adrenal hormone levels are consistently low, we'll replace them.

 Perlmutter : Yeah, we didn't find any prints on the body of the appliance,

 Perlmutter : but there were some partials on its shattered glass tube.

 Perlmutter : The guys in the lab were able to humpty-dumpty together a usable print.

 Castle : It had to be difficult, watching him walk away with that $ 100,000 prize,

 Castle : not to mention the publicity and fame that catapulted his career.

 Jennifer : That rivalry between Wolf and me, it was just an act.

 Wilson : Matty will have to be on blood thinners to prevent potential clots.

 Wilson : He couldn't participate in contact sports, because of the risk of hemorrhage.

 Claudia : What about the marrow registry? Maybe they'll find a match.

 House : He won't be able to play baseball. That doesn't make him a cripple.

 Wilson : You should protect your family as a whole. You should do the surgery.

 House : No you didn't. You did exactly what she told me not to do.

 House : You're actually upset. You just said what you believed.

 House : You're not protecting their choices. You're soothing your conscience.

 Wilson : By that logic, a sociopath would make the best patient advocate in the world.

- Don't be like that. - Oh, come on. Trust me, he's hitting on you.

 Penny : He's not, we're just friends. Is this gonna be a problem?

 Penny : If it makes you uncomfortable, I'll switch partners even though the thing's due...

 Penny : ...and everyone already has a partner and I'll probably end up failing the class.

 Leonard : Really? Do you know how much those Lakers tickets were?

 Raj : If she's scared, you can sing to her. She likes Katy Perry.

 House : And I had all these doctors telling me I should amputate.

 House : They cut out a chunk of muscle about the size of my fist.

 Howard : ...you turned into a giant loaf of pumpernickel bread.

Did you know the word pumpernickel comes from the German words pumper and knickel.

 Sheldon : You're holding a Japanese puzzle box, which takes 10 precise moves to open.

 Beckett : Drop the act, Mr. Vogel. We know that you killed Sid.

 Castle : A sale that would mean a review of the company's books.

 Beckett : in the company's Cayman Island bank, where no questions are asked.

 Vogel : These are baseless accusations. They can't prove anything.

 Beckett : and found millions in undeclared deposits from Sid's company.

 Izzie : I just wanted to make sure no one's around so I can say this.

 Penny : Okay, good. She seemed like she really wanted to go out tonight.

 Howard : Which Archimedean solid has 20 regular triangular faces,

 Howard : Because we were awkward and weird and couldn't play sports! Right again!

 Gunther : Maybe nobody won the jackpot, but there was this guy in here earlier...

...and he found a ticket on the street right outside and won $ 1 0,000.

Who would cancel an actual date just to go to a fake bachelor party?

I'm sorry I won't make it to your imaginary wedding, but I'm busy that day.

 Phoebe : I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah.

I didn't want him to start yelling at me like I was some '74 Latour.

All right, here he comes. I'm gonna tell him. I'm gonna be strong.

 Dr. Green : I think I may be able to book The Plaza on short notice.

 Beckett : These people are dangerous, Castle. You need to stay alert and focused.

 Castle cont'd : Maybe if you just rub them together for a second...

 Beckett : Look, about last night, what happened in the kitchen, I just...

No, you know, I just figured for the character, for Nikki Heat...

 Castle : I think I understand Nikki Heat better than you think I do.

 Sorenson : You never told him how you stood in line for an hour

So, lvan Podofski's antique gun collection all cleared ballistics.

 Castle : Well, at least some guy in Ballistics had fun firing them off.

 Beckett : I also checked with Goldstein's sister and coworkers.

 Beckett : None of them know anything about duels or Victorian clothes

 Beckett : Did you figure out what Goldstein was doing on East 82nd?

 Beckett : - Did Troy have any priors? - Yeah. More like afters.

I've got to call my mom and ask her a left-handed cooking question.

 Ross : I picked Monica for Secret Santa, but I'm getting her something for Hanukkah.

 Park : I'm assuming you're thinking something genetic because...

 House : Mildly elevated BP could put her at risk for a berry aneurysm.

 House : Weak blood vessel in the brain gets pounded on by elevated BP,

 Adams : I think we should discuss this with the patient and her mom.

Tell them she needs a cerebral angiogram to locate the aneurysm,

 GEORGE : You of all people know what it's like to have someone you love in the hospital.

You do not get to bring up Denny to me ever again, do you understand?

 Male Officer : Would all workers please clear the construction site?

 Esposito : Why can't they find bodies between 9 : 00 and 5 : 00?

 Esposito : Site's active. Boys tell me there's no way she was here last night.

 Beckett : Yeah, while you're at it, why don't you look for some flying monkeys?

 Lanie : There are pieces of plastic on her body from the garment bag.

 Lanie : Other than that, it's gonna take a while for her to thaw.

 Lanie : I can tell you she hasn't been here long. Maybe a couple of hours.

 Esposito : Chain link. A pair of bolt cutters took care of that.

 Ryan : Looks like our guy was hoping she'd disappear into the concrete pour.

 Cameron : If those check out, discharge him, and tell him to get a snow-blower.

You're gonna have to somehow survive with the broadcast networks alone.

 House : I can't get cable, but I can get the South Pole on high-def.

 House : Did Coke test New Coke? Did Shakespeare test his final play, Snow Dogs?

BECKETT : I'm telling you, something happened, something changed.

 Lanie : Well, can you blame him? He's probably tired of waiting.

 Beckett : What if it doesn't work? What if it ends up like you and Javi?

 Lanie : Now we can move on. Give or take the occasional booty call.

 Cristina : So, um, you got any good hearts that I can cut open?

 Cristina : - I fell asleep after we, you know... - Not after. Not after.

I... I was really tired. Seriously. Seriously, my bad. I'm really sorry.

 Cristina : - Don't let this threaten your manhood. - Oh, this is not...

 Burke : I am very confident in my manhood, thank you very much.

 Cristina : I fell asleep because I had already finished. Twice.

Okay. I'm gonna push the needle into your hip bone and take some of the marrow.

 House : Those symptoms are consistent with a dozen other conditions.

 House : I'm entitled to a consult. You are not getting out of clinic duty.

Come on. You got a hundred other idiot doctors in this building who go...

all warm and fuzzy every time they pull a toy car out of a nose... you don't need me here.

Right. Then she could rip off his shirt and kiss his chest and his stomach.

 Castle : You do have to admit, the condition does seem otherworldly.

 Kevin Ryan : Born in Chicago. Did post-grad work at Johns Hopkins,

and two years ago she takes a job at Aubrey Science Center in Midtown

 Beckett : I'm saying it's an interesting fact that is unrelated to our case.

 Castle : Why, Detective Ryan, I never figured you for a believer.

 Ryan : my father's cousin Raymond left this party in Jersey one night.

 Ryan : Maybe. Raymond always was the lightweight in the family.

 Ryan : Apparently, she normally came home from work around 10 : 00 p.m.

 Beckett : Which means work was the last place that she was probably seen alive.

 Brennan : If I'm right, that's where the cold agglutinins are coming from.

 Brennan : Amber's putting him on amphotericin. It will cure him.

 Brennan : I'm doing blood tests to be sure, but the sooner we get him on...

 House : I'm talking about you letting Tonya Harding administer the treatment.

Said I didn't want to be here, wanted to be back in the third world...

 Brennan : let alone the kind of medicines we waste by the SUV-load.

You're nuts. You're gonna be miserable at home, at work, somewhere.

 House : Uh-huh. Well, I'm sure Thailand will have courts any day, now.

- Aw. Look how cute your little doggie is. - Yeah, I wouldn't get too close.

 Raj : If I give the right command in German, she'll rip your face off.

 Ross : Very tricky business, but there is something you can do.

Oh, now I've got to slide my butt from one padded seat to another.

 Cop : I know. That's why I said fantastic. I was being sincere.

 House : People are good and kind and gentle and help people in wheelchairs.

 Foreman : What's with the clothes? You're not being discharged.

Are you saying that for the chance at a beautiful family moment, or is there some medicine involved?

 House : I was hoping for the other reason. I was gonna go get my camera.

 House : Why didn't you tell me that Rowan Chase was in to see you?

 Wilson : Ethics, confidentiality... Does any of this ring a bell?

 House : You could have covered yourself, called me in for a consult. It is a juicy piece of gossip.

 Wilson : You know what happened? I got all focused on his cancer and lost perspective.

 Wilson : This is where I give you advice and pretend you're gonna listen to it. I like this part.

 Wilson : I was wrong. This is the musing-out-loud part. Do I actually need to be here? Telling him.

 House : Now, that's got real entertainment value. Mm. He might even cry.

 Wilson : On the other hand, there is the do-unto-others thingy.

Well, then I should definitely tell him. I'd wanna know. You wanna know everything.

 House : Oh, you never run out of thingies... like that blonde thingy you were chatting up.

 Wilson : She's the hospital accountant. We were going over billing procedures.

- He is the one who didn't die. - We told you he had haemorrhage

 Foreman : We did a dangerous test and something bad happened. That's all this is.

House, every spec is not suspect It's use of surgeon digging around his head.

He's in sick in suffering for 8 years and I'm not gonna helping make it worse.

 Castle : I was thinking more along, uh, the lines of Sir Laurence Olivier.

 Zamacona : A man does not achieve what I have without great personal cost!

 Zamacona : Are you the royal fool who dares believe he can mock the king he serves?

 Zamacona : These are the facets of my character that you must capture.

 Castle : You know, you should really play yourself in this movie.

 Esposito : Hey, yo, Beckett. Still got no word on that homeless guy.

 Esposito : But a bodega owner saw a white Mustang parked in a loading zone

 Castle : I mean, it might be the key to what Stan was looking for.

 Beckett : You just want to read it because you think it's cool.

 Joe/castle voiceover : a dry throat and a head that was ringing like church bells.

 Joe/castle voiceover : So I figured I'd kill two birds with one stone,

 Joe/castle voiceover : with a little hair of the dog that bit me.

 Florence/martha : when you drink yourself to sleep in the office every night?

 Joe/castle : That way I'm never late for work. Say, what gives anyhow?

 Rachel : Or I can bring it down to my side and run it through my fingers...

Could you make me some of that righteous mac and cheese like last year?

- But Ross, What do you, what do you think she's going to say? - I don't know

 Ross : I won't spend the rest of my life wondering what would have happened.

 Wilson : And don't be startled by the sound you're about to hear.

 House : Then he passes on advice from God so he can watch them jump.

 Wilson : - What are his symptoms? - Massive cramps, low sodium.

 Wilson : You just brought me out here to rant because faith annoys you?

You know, I'd get it if people were just looking for a way to fill the holes.

 Ross : I wanted to give that whole "Does it?" part another glance.

I'm sorry. I was... I'm sorry. Do you need me to scrub in on the baby?

No. I want you to keep them apprised of the baby's condition while I operate.

 MEREDITH : - I'm sure they'd rather talk to you. - Baby's got jejunal atresia.

 ADDISON : She may die. I got consent, but I don't have time for updates.

 ADDISON : It was a mistake to let you in the OR with your family.

 ADDISON : It's not going to happen again. Check in with me every hour.

How many valve replacements have you performed in your life, Dr. O'Malley?

 BAILEY : None. And how many do you think Dr. Hahn has performed?

 BAILEY : You interns think you can do whatever you want. Not anymore.

 BAILEY : Which is why you are going to stay away. Fifty feet away, to be precise.

- Everything OK with the O'Malleys? - The kid's a pain in the ass.

 HAHN : But Dr. Yang here is proving to be an extremely capable asset.

That cute waiter guy that looks like a nonthreatening Ray Liotta?

 Sheldon : ...have you ever wondered why my little toes and lateral incisors...

 Sheldon : ...are significantly smaller than the average for someone of my size?

 Leonard : I wonder a lot of things about you, Sheldon, but not that.

 Sheldon : ...that I'm farther along the evolutionary scale than the average human.

 Sheldon : ...as to say that I represent a distinct new stage in humankind.

 Sheldon : But I am convinced that the reason I cannot master...

 Sheldon : ...the plebeian task of driving is because I'm not meant to.

 Sheldon : I'm meant for greater things, like unraveling the mysteries of the universe...

 Sheldon : ...not determining when it's safe to pass a stopped school bus on a country road.

 House : Abnormal dopaminergic pathways in the brain do not cause blood clots.

 House : On the other hand, we don't really know anything about schizophrenia, so maybe it is connected.

 Wilson : Why you're so fascinated by a woman with a bump in her leg.

It's like Picasso deciding to whitewash a fence. Thanks. I'm more of a Leroy Neiman man.

 House : And it is only about the D.V.T. She's 38 years old. She shouldn't...

 Wilson : Right, solve this one, and you're on your way to Stockholm. We don't even know how to treat it.

 House : Two thousand years ago, that's how Galen treated schizophrenics. The Marcus Welby of ancient Greece.

 Wilson : Oh, clearly you're not interested. Oh, I'm interested.

 House : I'm interested in how voices in the head could be caused by malposition of the uterus. There's a better place for it?

Now, what do we got? We've got lobotomies, rubber rooms, electric shocks.

 House : Going to see the patient. That all-important human connection. Thought I'd give it a whirl.

 House : If it wasn't for Socrates, that raving, untreated schizophrenic, we wouldn't have the Socratic method...

 House : The best way of teaching everything, apart from juggling chain saws.

 House : Without Isaac Newton, we'd be floating on the ceiling. Dodging chain saws, no doubt.

 House : And that guitar player in that English band. He was great.

 Mickey : My father keeps up a good front but he's just like Emory.

 Jill : Look, Doctor, this is about the mono that you said you thought I had.

 House : I thought you were this idiot who doesn't know how to use birth control.

 Charlie : I can't have mono. I don't even feel sick or anything.

 House : Call my office in the morning, and I'll schedule you for blood tests.

Oh, just some baby formula being stored under a sink with a dripping faucet.

 Wilson : Tap water contamination. You thinking pseudomonas infection?

But, ofcourse, the formula hasn't been anywhere near the babies.

 Ross : At what point during those girlish screams would you have kicked my ass?

 Amanda : - I wasn't up for it. - Yes. Lying can be so exhausting.

 Amanda : I don't remember. Look, I thought you said you saw what happened.

 Beckett : Your decision to make a video that night doesn't make any sense.

 Beckett : Sure there is. If you're the one who put a bullet in the gun.

 Amanda : But only because he found out I hooked up with Brandon.

 Thirteen : He may love her, but he needs to have sex with other men.

 Thirteen : Yeah, it sucks what he's doing to her, too, but it's hardly the same.

 House : You're successful, smart, and you attract everything that moves.

 Chase : That still wouldn't explain why he got the headaches in the first place.

 House : Low pressure in his brain caused the POTS, not the other way around.

The intracranial pressure's been relieved, and the swelling's already going down.

No, nothing like that. - Then why is she bleeding? Is she gonna be all right?

 Foreman : Renal failure could cause the rash, fever, and muscle pain.

 Foreman : Maybe it's some sort of genetic kidney disorder. No family history.

 Chase : You want to do a differential based on symptoms that might happen?

 House : Stop looking for things we don't know and focus on what we do know.

 Joey : You have so many more choices than with men's underwear.

 Joey : Bikini, French cut, thong. And the fabrics : Cotton, silk, lace.

 Joey : The way they start at your toe, then they go all the way up to...

- I should go take these off, shouldn't I? - I think it's important you do.

 Audrey : Nick, you know about her problem with auditory processing.

 Nick : That's code, for "I can't stand thinking my daughter's not perfect."

She gets below average marks in school because she's below average.

 Penny : Yeah, I think it's great you guys want to get more exercise,

 Penny : but do you really think sports is the right choice for you?

 Sheldon : Interesting. Sword fighting does hold a certain elegant appeal.

 13 : It would have to have been the first batch, the splenectomy.

You're not going to get checked because you already know the answer.

"Hi, Barry, remember me? I'm the girl that stomped on your heart."

 Chase : That's not an answer. If you want silence, you can get earplugs.

 Chase : Doesn't sound like the outside world got much of a try.

Ooh! Look who's out on a date. Pasadena's favorite power couple, Shamy.

 Amy : Our relationship agreement specifies the second Thursday of every month...

 Amy : ...or the third Thursday in a month with five Thursdays is date night.

 Sheldon : All right, without objection, the minutes of the previous date...

 Sheldon : ...are considered read and agreed to. Any new business?

 Amy : My most recent paper on how cooperative long-term potentiation...

 House : Also, for the last two months, she hasn't shaved her legs. Because of the tremors, she cuts herself.

 Sheldon : ...regarding you and Leonard crossed some sort of line.

 Sheldon : ...and, apparently, female primates... You know, uh, apes, chimpanzees, you.

 Sheldon : ...they find their mate more desirable when he's courted by another female.

 Sheldon : Now, this effect is intensified when the rival female...

 Joey : You said you were gonna wear a thong. Where's the thong?

You could say, ''Hey, Kenny, how come you're not Britney Spears?''

-l thought we could hang out. -l can't. l have seminars all day.

But maybe we could have dinner later? Out on the balcony? lt'll be romantic.

 Chandler : Have we got a story for you. Guess who we bumped into?

 Chandler : -Oh, you knew that? Good. -Weren't you going out with Elizabeth?

 Monica : Sometimes grownups have commitments they can't get out of.

 Mr. Geller : I wouldn't mind having a piece of this sun-dried tomato business.

 Mr. Geller : Five years ago, if somebody had said, "A tomato that's like a prune"...

We didn't think about it. What else could the sun dry, I wonder?

Look, your mother really did the work. I was busy with the business.

 Mr. Geller : I wasn't around that much. Is that what this is about?

Chi was wearing a different brand. How could they both have been contaminated?

 Wilson : I never bother to wash new clothes before I wear them.

Right. Your wife does. She likes you feeling nice and comfortable.

 Penny : Uh, well, as a waitress, sales was a big part of my job.

 Penny : I mean, believe me, I convinced a lot of very large customers,

 Wilson : I got great cards. But I don't bet. Just call, no raises.

 Cameron : Yeah, the tumor's got it in for you. Diseases don't lie.

...when we can really get into it. You free for dinner tomorrow?

- Do you know what route we're on? - We are definitely on Route 27.

Can you just send someone up and down 76 and check every rest stop?

 Sheldon : Yeah-- there's hooks in the closet, I can hang it right now.

 Sheldon : there are a number of mutually owned items in this apartment

 Cameron : Road debris has come to the surface. I'm gonna have to scrub it out.

 House : And find out every hospital and clinic he's ever visited,

 House : every city he's ever lived in and whether he's ever been on TV.

Well, it's usually the worst on my palms and the bottom of my feet.

 Cameron : Sometimes it's harder than you realize to distinguish between the two.

 Foreman : whose principal complaint is chronic fatigue and joint pain.

 John : I was in the Marines for 12 years. I'm used to doing PT every day.

 John : Just because I can push through the pain doesn't mean it's not there.

 Chase : We just need to be specific about what exactly the problems are.

 John : My knees and hips feel like someone poured sand in my joints.

 John : Sometimes they're cold. Other times, feels like my blood is boiling.

 John : Gulf War syndrome, Iraq fever, or just crappy sickness X.

I really wanna help you out, but I got plans to go see Titanic...

 Ross : ...that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her.

 Sheldon : That trophy is meaningless. I forfeited, therefore you did not win.

I am settling, once and for all, who is the smartest around here.

"Marsha, Jan and Cindy were the three daughters in what TV family?"

 Joey : Did you know he taped over my Baywatch tape with a show about bugs?

 Joey : Got anything to eat? I went to Jono's and it was closed.

I took Larry there, but it was all violated, so we shut it down.

 Lanie : It looks like the killer switched out the contents of Joe's capsule

Yep. Turns out Joe was poisoned almost one hour before his death

 Beckett : So then Joe's death might not have anything to do with the trial.

 Castle : You let someone unwittingly kill themselves, pure evil.

 Castle : Second, our killer knew Joe, or at least knew his habits.

 Castle : poisonings are almost always carried out by the fairer sex.

 Beckett : But you are missing one very important detail, Castle.

 Esposito : You know, the murder of Joe the juror is a real tragedy.

 Raglan : Everybody drinks their coffee out of cardboard cups these days.

 Raglan : There's something about the way ceramic warms your hands.

When I was a kid, I remember Jacob Marley scared the hell out of me,

 Raglan : About a year ago, there was a hostage standoff in your precinct.

The numbers we're seeing in Chicago, New York and London are solid.

But many of our field offices have reported disappointing yields.

 Ms. Mckenna : Boston is down. Atlanta is down. Houston is down.

But l could take one of those little feet and put it in a pita pocket.

 Sheldon : Evolution has made women sensitive to high-pitch noises while they sleep...

 Sheldon : If you want to avoid waking her, speak in a lower register.

 Leonard doing likewise : I accept your premise. Now, please let's go.

 Leonard : For the same reason I don't wear the apron or the hair net.

 Sheldon : And your carotid artery is just one shaky scalpel away

 Leonard : Sheldon, do you realize that driving is riskier than surgery?

 Sheldon : And don't expect me to carry you, I do that enough in life.

 Sheldon : ...would be connected by someone as comparatively workaday as your son?

 Beverley : Is that a rhetorical point or would you like to do the math?

 Meredith : Ms. Henry, if my mother were lucid, she would understand.

 Ryan : So, the warrant on Cordero's phone finally came through.

 Ryan : Whoever this Armando Garcia is, it has something to do with Venezuela.

I washed my hands. I... I went down to the kitchen and I washed my hands.

 Callie : because those girls were staring at me like I was a rodent or something.

 Callie : Like I was in high school and I was... having the naked dream,

 Alex : Sheldon thinks the approach in his paper might change the way...

 Alex : ...we calculate ferromagnetic hysteresis. - Oh. It's about time. I hated the old way.

 Ross : Should we all expect Christmas gifts that are stolen from your office?

 Phoebe : Since Monica and I are starting a new business and have no money...

...this year we could do Secret Santa and each only buy one gift.

 Monica as Rachel : Why don't you tell them? After all, it is your ankle.

 Rachel : Why don't we just tell them who we really are? It'll be fine.

 Monica : -We'll get in trouble. -Would you stop being such a wuss?

 Beckett : Look, we need to know where and when Ganz is selling those bullets.

 Esposito : Give us the meet location, I'll tell the DA in LA that you cooperated.

 Howard : Bernadette, please, I'm asking you to give me another chance.

 Bernadette : What do you think, Leonard? Should I give him another chance?

 Leonard : It's up to you. He didn't call your experiment stupid.

The interference pattern was cool when the electron beam was on.

 Leonard : I'm glad you enjoyed it. Most people aren't that interested in what I do.

 Penny : I've been thinking that, given the parameters of your experiment...

 Penny : ...the transport of electrons through the nano-fabricated rings...

...is no different than the experiment already conducted in the Netherlands.

 Penny : Their observed phase shift in the diffusing electrons inside the ring...

 Penny : Fig Newtons were named after a town in Massachusetts, not the scientist.

 Beckett : you have no idea what I'm capable of, or how far I will go.

 Gates : Your resignation has been accepted. The matter's settled.

 Gates : I'm told we put a Michael Smith under guard at the hospital.

These go with your Rockys. She really cares about you l' m sorry.

 Wilson : The fact that you can barely stand upright had nothing to do with it?

 Chase : Either you start eating or I'm going to strap you to this bed

 Chase : Trust me. It'll be a lot less messy if you do it yourself.

 Cuddy : which means it has to be somebody who thought he was protecting House,

 Cuddy : which means it has to be somebody who actually likes House,

 Cuddy : or the weird night janitor who wears his pants backwards.

 Wilson : House has to realize he needs someone who stands up to him.

 Wilson : Cameron's in love with him, Chase is afraid of him and I enable him.

 Wilson : House is a six-year-old who thinks he's better off without parents.

 Wilson : A few tummy aches after dinners of ice cream and ketchup

 Cuddy : An enabler doesn't conspire against. An enabler enables.

 Leonard : Listen, Sheldon, this is stupid. I don't see why we can't be friends.

 Leonard : I'm willing to drive you and help you out with stuff...

- What are you proposing? - That we go back to the way things were.

 Leonard : But when I do something for you, you show a little appreciation.

 Sheldon : We reinstate the full Roommate Agreement with the following addendum : 

 Sheldon : In the spirit of Mother's Day or Father's Day, once a year...

 Sheldon : ...went out shopping for some wedding nonsense without Amy...

 Sheldon : ...an action they took with no thought as to how it would affect me...

 Leonard : Why do I have to talk to Penny? She's not my girIfriend.

 Leonard : Yeah, but now he's gonna be up at dawn and wanna play.

 House : Right now his reflexes are better than Dale Earnhardt Jr's.

 Gabe : Listen, I really need to know about the candy because I'm allergic to berries.

 Gabe : We lived in Jersey. Then we moved to Jersey, from there, Jersey.

 Gabe : What are you waiting to hear? About the little cottage in the Amazon

 Gabe : with the mosquitoes and the lead paint all over the walls?

 Gabe : I didn't let you come along so you could suck all the fun out of my one day of life.

 House : Person with the money makes the rules. Or in this case,

the person who's friends with the person with the money makes the rules.

 Gabe : But for every question I answer, you have to answer one first.

 Castle : Kelly Nieman grafted Boudreau's fingertips onto Tyson's hands.

 Gates : who says that we're keeping his client under false pretenses.

 Castle : This is why Tyson had his case files and all his records taken.

 Beckett : Are you saying that we have to release that man, sir?

 Castle : Unless we can tie him to a crime or prove that he's Tyson.

After all this guy has done, there's gotta be something we can do.

 Esposito : How much time do we have before we have to cut him loose?

 Beckett : Gates is trying to stall the DA. So we got an hour, maybe two.

 Ryan : Here we are, not being able to prove that Tyson is Tyson

 Beckett : A genius? I mean, that sounds Iike a little bit of a stretch.

 Beckett : You know, I'm sure you're confusing me with somebody else.

 Hayley : can you please give me the number ofyour tattoo artist?

 Beckett : I was so in awe of him, Castle. When I first met him.

 Beckett : And then later I realized he was just making up stories to mess with me.

 Beckett : I can't believe that I'm never going to see him again.

who'd bring palm branches into huts on the shortest day of the year...

 Joey : I had to get out of the apartment. Janine's stretching all over.

 Ross : Yeah, at first I thought she was hot, but now she's like old news.

 Lily : That I can do that is if... If we don't talk for a while.

 Rachel : Yeah, and you had fun teaching him how to be all "Joey."

 House : but if your wife hasn't picked up on the fact that her husband has changed colors, she's just not paying attention.

 House : By the way, do you consume just a ridiculous amount of carrots and megadose vitamins?

 House : Carrots turn you yellow, the niacin turns you red. Find some finger paint and do the math.

 Mother : I worry about children taking such strong medicine so frequently.

 House : Your doctor probably was concerned about the strength of the medicine too.

 House : She probably weighed that danger against the danger of not breathing.

 House : Oxygen is so important during those prepubescent years. Don't you think?

 House : to release substances that inflame the air passages and cause them to contract.

 House : Mucus production increases, the cell lining starts to shed.

 House : Forget it. If you don't trust steroids, you shouldn't trust doctors.

 House : It's been theorized, but no one's ever proved it exists.

 Adams : There is something in this world you are undeniably great at.

 Sheldon : But it is a way to speak to a woman who quoted the Bible

 Mrs Cooper : I will give you one opportunity, young man, to apologize.

 Phoebe : I was just afraid that you were still hung up on my sister.

 Phoebe : Oh, well, what do you know? There goes my identical twin sister!

Well, is this like a freakish coincidence, or did you know that she takes this train?

 Phoebe : I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I tried to stop, but I couldn't.

 Phoebe : No. No, it's not your fault. You know, it's partly my fault.

 Phoebe : Okay, well, I mean, I can't date you anymore because you're, you know...

 House : Well, you can take that to your grave. You're not taking my 50 bucks.

It's early. She could tighten that up. But she's getting better.

 Lanie : In fact, it's not what he put in his body, it's what he didn't.

 Beckett : Lanie, usually if you have something like this for me,

 Esposito : Okay, I think I figured out why James Swan went to that building.

 House : Okay. Either you suck at math or you're gonna die in two seconds.

Lucky day. Well, not for you, but you gotta feel good for everyone else.

 Sheldon : I will demonstrate that I was improperly instructed in driving...

 Sheldon : ...by a woman whose lack of respect for society borders on the sociopathic.

 Sheldon : I will argue that the emergency met the legal doctrine...

 Sheldon : ...of quod est necessarium est licitum, that which is necessary is legal.

I am unable to confront my accuser, a non-human entity, to wit, a camera.

 Sheldon : ...quod est necessarium est licitum, Sixth Amendment.

 Sheldon : Really? I would point out that I am at the top of my profession...

 Judge : Dr. Cooper, before I find you in contempt and throw you in jail...

...I'm gonna give you a chance to apologize for that last remark.

Amber's nickname is "Cutthroat Bitch" and you're pointing at me?

 Cole : Could have been you. You don't seem to care if you get this job or not.

 13 : Yeah, I've been here for eight weeks because my subscription

 Cole : You're the only one who hasn't asked me not to put them on the block.

 13 : and arrogant enough that nothing I can say will change your mind.

 Burke : According to my intern, Denny Duquette is in pulmonary edema.

 Doctor : So, Preston gets the heart. Great, let's open this guy.

 Burke : However, given this unusual situation and out of respect to Dr. Hahn,

 Erica : Are you kidding? By the time you get there, it'll be another hour.

 Erica : What are you up to, Burke? Why don't you just talk to your chief?

 Alex : Well, because of the shootings today... at the restaurant.

If you'd prefer, I could call UNOS and have them give me the heart.

 Burke : I'm going back to Seattle Grace. You stay here and protect my heart.

 Burke : If that woman so much as looks at a scalpel, tackle her. Do you understand?

 Espostio : Turns out the transit cops had him under surveillance all last week.

 Espostio : His tail has him in the Bronx last night just like he said.

 Beckett : and tell them that we just closed their case for them.

 Beckett : You know, it can't be a coincidence that he was killed right there

on the side of the parabolic microphone we found in his apartment.

 House smirking, Leaning Back In His Chair : 40 bucks says he can.

 Maurice : I can't do anything without him helping me like I'm senile.

 Maurice gets A Hundred Dollars Note Out Of His Pocket And Hands It To House, Who Takes It : Skip the blood work.

 Maurice gets A Hundred Dollars Note Out Of His Pocket And Hands It To House, Who Takes It : Tell my son it's grim news, I need to be in a nursing home.

 Maurice gets A Hundred Dollars Note Out Of His Pocket And Hands It To House, Who Takes It : A private room.

 Maurice gets A Hundred Dollars Note Out Of His Pocket And Hands It To House, Who Takes It : Make it a suite.

 House : I agree with you. That was our analysis from the start.

 House : If you've got a problem with a team decision, you come to me.

 House to Taub : People who have not seen Cuddy naked should not throw stones.

 Phoebe : I've got a massage client waiting outside my door any minute.

 Hyde : So you're confident that he's been telling you everything?

 Alexis : Other than Bracken's name, there's nothing actionable in the memo itself.

 Castle : There's something else written after it, but it's too smudged to read.

 Esposito : She wants you to come down to the precinct immediately.

 Castle : People connected to this thing are getting killed all over the place.

 Hyde : Mr. Castle. We never met when you were in D.C., but I read the reports.

 Castle : Yes, and then she left me. So it's kind of a sore subject.

 George : I have to go to me, d.C., and pose for the dollar bill.

 Barney : And I shall inscribe it on the back of the constitution.

 Cameron : He says no more tests, he wants to die and he wants us to help him do it.

 House [walking Past Her With His Red Mug Into The Conference Room.] : And I want to play a little game I like to call block my spike with misty may.

 Cameron : He's thought this through, it's not an impulsive decision.

Even if we figure out what's causing the lung damage, it's too late to reverse it.

 Foreman : Put a plastic bag over his head and get it over with?

 Chase : They don't want to, they don't like to, but that's the way it is.

 Chase [incredulous.] : You just said we should respect his decision.

At some point, "do no harm" has to mean allowing nature to take its course,

 Beckett : So if there are any uniforms there, you may as well tell me.

 Montgomery : The warrant lists ropes, uniforms, and other personal effects

 Castle : That's not giving him a peek, that's showing him our whole hand!

 Esposito : Yo! Empire Prop confirmed that Gates works in their warehouse

 Alice : It's only in my imagination. I make things up for a living.

 Alice : You slept with a girl last night, her place, not yours.

 Alice : You stink of smoke, but no yellow on your fingers or teeth

 Alice : means she's the smoker and you either didn't shower or change.

 Sheldon : Because I've come to learn that such inquiries are inappropriate.

 Penny : No, I meant has he ever been involved with someone who wasn't a brainiac?

 Sheldon : ...he did go out with a woman who had a Ph.D. in French literature.

- How is that not a brainiac? - Well, for one thing, she was French.

 Joey : Sometimes we use the same extras for different parts. lt's okay.

Well, it's not okay, because l gave a very memorable performance as the nurse.

And now, suddenly, l'm the waitress? That's gonna confuse my fans.

Dr. Drake Ramoray and l work at the same hospital. Wouldn't l come say hi?

 Leonard : I'm gonna guess that your main concern is the time commitment

 Penny : He was talking about television during their date night.

 Penny : if being bitten by a goat would give you the powers of a goat.

 Raj : You guys ever notice that Emily has a bit of a twisted side?

 Raj : No, because she wants to have sex with me in a graveyard.

How much do you guys get for a massage now? Without the happy ending.

Dr. House, what do you want? Do you remember a guy named Van Der Meer?

 Simpson : I'm not taking any responsibility there. The son's fine. Can't shut him up.

 Simpson : That's why we settled because we couldn't find anything.

 Simpson : The guy got over a million dollars. Don't tell me he's complaining.

 Robin : Your father wants to know when you'll be back from your trip.

 Carly : He doesn't need to see me like this. What about your brother?

My eyes are fine, so I'm guessing you're here to tell me that I have cancer.

 Raj : Well, you're very pretty, that could be intimidating to another woman.

 Bernadette : Hey, you don't think I'm pretty enough to scare your girlfriend?

 Amy : And B, more importantly, I was the outsider to this group...

 Amy : But you guys took me in and made me feel loved, like I was family.

 Amy : So after I started dating Sheldon, I met Leonard and then everybody else...

 Annie : Guess I missed him down there, but I'm glad he showed up when he did.

He smashed his taillights, put a few dents in the pick-up for good measure

 Annie : That was the last time we talked about it. Until last night.

 Annie : said the next time it wouldn't be the truck he used the bat on.

 Beckett : He's got a couple of dismissed domestic assault charges

 Beckett : and he is also the proud owner of a Remington 870 shotgun.

 Castle : The Old Haunt just reminded me of how vital tavern culture is in this town.

 Esposito : Yeah. We found him getting tossed out of a bar uptown.

 Beckett : wanted us to believe that he killed himself out of guilt

 Beckett : I didn't say he didn't shoot him. I said he didn't kill him.

 Beckett : These kids played a game of pretending to shoot at each other.

 Beckett : What better way than to get someone else to pull the trigger?

 Castle : You think one of the other kids put a bullet in the gun without Max knowing.

 Beckett : - You bought the bullets, Spencer. - It was just to screw around.

 Beckett : If by screwing around, you mean intentionally putting a bullet

 Beckett : in a chamber, knowing that Max was gonna shoot Donny, then yes.

 Beckett : - You and I are in total agreement. - Detective Beckett...

 Beckett : If the point of the game was to shoot without bullets,

 Beckett : then why would you have bullets, unless you intended to use them?

 Spencer : I told you. I didn't know there were any bullets in the gun.

Your gun, your bullets. From where I'm standing, Spencer, you did it.

 Brandon : Look, I know Romy and Spencer told you guys everything

 Cuddy : Yeah, and I assume you did as well. Did it make a difference?

 Cuddy : And with the DEA now treating pain doctors like Colombian...

 Cameron : Even if it's not an STD, a fever points toward some sort of infection.

 Chase : You have to be able to palpate the spine to know where to go.

 Chase : He still wouldn't be able to bring his knees up and bend forward

 Sheldon : Why? My spot, your spot. What difference does it make?

 Leonard : ...stepped on a bug, and changed the course of human events.

 Sheldon : It's been six days since I was supposed to get a haircut...

 Melissa Talbot : That's probably why she was so attentive to Zane,

And I knew you'd just see it through no matter what the test said.

And I thought I'd just put it off and deal with it after the baby was born.

 Melissa Talbot : Cameron, I don't understand what you're saying.

I don't even think it crossed my mind that I could get away with it

 Dr. Talbot : You were still in recovery. And there they were, side by side in their cribs.

 Foreman : Sticking a metal syringe into a plastic IV line and pumping in a lethal dose

 Cameron : So it's better we allow him to slowly suffocate in his own plasma?

 Foreman : Whose side are you on, senator? First respect his wishes,

 Foreman : then invade Iraq, then get the troops home... make up your mind.

 House : - We could try levofloxacin. - Coming up with a new treatment

 Cameron : isn't gonna do us any good unless we convince him it's worth trying.

 Nurse : - wrapped around his neck somehow. - Ezra, what are you doing?

Why would you want to wipe your own ass, when you could have someone do it for you?

 House : No, all services rendered on a first come, first served basis.

 Derek : That doesn't go away because I decided to stay with you.

 Cristina : Justin took a turn. His fever's down and his BP's up.

Then there's the school of thought that says the family you're born into

 Sheldon : Do you think Penny will come here and take care of us?

 Sheldon : Can you go to the kitchen and get me the turkey baster labeled, "Mucus"?

 Cameron : The fact that a patient did bad things doesn't change anything.

 Cameron : He still deserves to have some control over his own body.

 Cameron : Some control. We can withhold treatment without killing him.

 House : You either help him live, or you help him die. You can't have it both ways.

Or maybe he'll die right now, and make everything easy for all of us.

 House : No breath sounds on the right side. He's dropped his right lung.

 Lanie : According to the ME's notes, in addition to the cause of death,

 Lanie : Casillas showed signs of alopecia, and his fingernails were thinning.

 Lanie : They even sometimes add it to diet pills, health drinks.

 Castle : Maybe it was also in the vitamins that the Casillas' made.

 Beckett : Vivien told Toni that her husband knew about the affair with Emilio Casillas.

 Castle : So, Toni's husband Nick works at the Casillas' company.

 Castle : He would have easy access to the selenium, and to Emilio.

And didn't the Casillas' daughter say that her father died in the office?

 Castle : So, Nick Johnston figures out his wife is sleeping with his boss...

And then Nick discovers that Vivien's on to him, and kills her, too.

That would've been plenty of time for him to get to Vivien's office,

 Beckett : murder her, write the letter, all before the mail was picked up.

 Narrator : We make decisions that we're not prepared to live with.

 House : Which means it has to be some other environmental toxin.

 House : Yesterday he was a healthy knight, today he's sleeping beauty.

 Thirteen : Both the butcher shop and the food stands at the fair were totally clean.

 House : Start treatment for trichinosis and confirm with a muscle biopsy.

 Wilson : No, she didn't dump me. She wants to get to know you better.

 Wilson : It goes against all my instincts, but I said all right.

 House : You're asking me to condone a relationship based on lies and mistrust?

I bet Phoebe that you're gonna have the baby, and I don't want to lose.

What? While she's been going through this hell, you've been making money?

Sorry, Ricky, but I'm going to be the one to take those trophies in.

 Castle : Well, good luck with that, because I'm looking for a murder weapon.

 Castle : Austin, the police know we're here. Ifyou kill us, they will catch you.

 Castle : We're not robbing you. we're getting evidence that you are a serial killer.

 Castle : Like this knife, which has been used in seven ritualistic murders.

 Austin : What are you talking about? I'm not a serial killer, I'm a film director.

 Austin : And that is a prop from a horror movie I shot two years ago.

 Hayley : Well, prop or not, this knife matches our victims' wounds exactly.

 Austin : which means there are four others out there just like it.

 Austin : So were eight million other people including my assistant,

 Esposito : His alibis check out for all three New York murders.

 Esposito : Yeah, clearly one of them was used to commit all seven murders.

 Lanie : I discovered a fourth New York victim. A man by the name of Pat Crews.

 Beckett : he grabbed all the wires, and then he just yanked them.

 Montgomery : You know, the Mayor wants to give you guys a medal.

I didn't have the heart to tell him you had no clue what you were doing.

 Agent Mark Fallon : I just want you two to know the US Attorney's Office

 Agent Mark Fallon : with multiple counts of conspiracy to commit terror.

we won't have to add the murder of innocent New Yorkers to that allegation.

 Beckett : Actually, I was doing my job. I don't know what the hell he was doing.

 Castle : If it does happen again though maybe you could just text me.

 Leonard : You know, at work today, he tried his first Red Bull.

 Bernadette : Don't you think you should make him stop all this?

 Leonard : You didn't have to scoop vomit out of your glove compartment.

My fiancÃ©e's wearing a magic ring too. It made all my money disappear.

 Bernadette : And now, the Great Howdini's next miraculous illusion.

 Howard : - ...an ordinary pitcher of milk. - I know how you do that trick.

 CHRISTINA : I have been working my ass off. Making sure nobody here knows.

 CHRISTINA : Running your board, learning surgical procedures, covering you.

You have to trust me. Don't let this O'Malley thing break you down.

Driver lost control. Plowed through the fish market at the wharf.

Stevens, you will not scrub in. You will not handle any instruments.

 BAILEY : You will not move or talk or do anything other than breathe and watch!

 CHRISTINA : Dr. Burke requested me on the O'Malley case, so if I have to go...

I mean, Izzie can't even scrub in so if and when my attending asks for me...

 Ted : In the middle of the day, marshall doesn't break his toe,

I don't want to hear a word out of either one of you until I get back.

 Gail : and the administrator who he's having sex with has been helping him cover it up.

 Nurse Regina : The hospital board's chairman wants to speak to you.

 Phoebe : Okay, so to get the beeping to stop, all I have to do...

 Leonard : from the ship to be crunched, but the numbers look pretty promising.

 Howard : That's so great. If you guys prove the existence of Unruh radiation--

 Izzie : If being with Callie makes you happy, then go be with Callie.

The first 43 parallel universes I've checked proved to be empty.

 Sheldon : I see no reason to suspect universe number 44 will be any different.

 Sheldon : ...in which you are for all intents and purposes deceased.

 Sheldon : ...feigning an inability to hear you when you speak...

 Sheldon : ...and otherwise refusing to acknowledge your existence.

 Leonard : These things just happen. Usually not to me, but they do happen.

 Sheldon : I believe this is an extension of the death metaphor.

 Leonard answering door : - Come on in. - Oh, is this a bad time?

 Leonard : Yeah, but I don't see a better one on the horizon, so...

 Sheldon : My mind is freed up to think about more important things.

 Rachel : So the plate's gonna be hot, but that shouldn't be a problem for you.

 Zombie : You made me kill a man. And now I'm gonna do the same to you.

 Beckett : Tom Williams, you are under arrest for the murder of David Lock.

 Beckett : To perpetuate the myth of your brother's immortality.

 Leopold : I never was. And I don't share his murderous impulses.

 Leopold : So why would I jeopardize my appeal by being party to a murder?

 Leopold : I don't have TV or Internet access. I don't send or receive mail.

 Leopold : The only personal contact I have is through visitors.

 Leopold : So who could I have sent to dispatch her or the other witness?

But we never actually said anything about the other witness being killed.

 Leonard : - What's wrong with it? - Not you. I wasn't asking you.

 Penny : I mean, it kind of looks like the MySpace page of a 13-year-old girl.

 Sheldon : Penny, this is your enterprise, so it's ultimately your decision.

 Sheldon : But based on the quality of his work, I'd strongly recommend...

Excuse me, if I did such a bad job, then why do we already have orders?

 Howard : ...and I am going to back him up with my Strangling Vines.

 Leonard : Okay. Well, then I'll just cut your vines with my Ruby Sword.

 Leonard : Warlord beats troll, troll beats elf, elf beats water sprite...

Are we gonna talk or are we gonna play Mystic Warlords of Ka-ah?

Given the cards already played, Penny can only be holding Necromancer Potions...

 Rachel : -Want to watch the rest of the movie? -Oh, okay. Yeah.

 Cameron : We're trying to figure out if the two are somehow connected.

 Doug : He was great, he was happy, he was just having a great time, and then...

 Cameron : If he was experimenting with amphetamines or cocaine...

 Doug : We thought if we took the mystery out of drugs and alcohol,

Yo, Javi, you mind if we call a time-out while we collar this guy? Huh?

 Bodyguard : I don't give a hobo's crap if you're CIA. No autographs.

 Esposito : We're not here for autographs, we're here for Reggie.

 Beckett : and neighbors said that they heard her in a yelling match with a guy

 Beckett : So Reggie threatens her with the note. "If this gets out, I'll kill you."

 Castle : She refuses to play ball, so Reggie does what he does best.

 Reggie Blake : Look, man, I'm sorry. My security guys are protective.

Tonight's the night, guys. I've tried it before. I've failed every time.

 Meredith : - I have no idea what that was about. - Is it gonna happen again?

 Meredith : She's wearing my shoes, and someone's beat the crap out of her.

 Foreman : going through a trauma, and then being handed off to a new family.

 Julia Kutner : We kept telling him to call us Richard and Julia,

 House : All his Anglo name gave him was the illusion that he was someone he wasn't.

 Castle : You think maybe this was part of a debt-collection effort?

 Beckett : You don't rip through a mattress unless you've run out of places to look.

 Castle : Maybe it's still here and it was just too well-hidden.

 Castle : Only one thing I know of comes in little vials like that.

 Lanie : It's loaded with masking agents and designed to beat the test.

 Lanie : Virtually untraceable unless you look for it specifically.

 Lanie : I went back and tested for this, too. Your boy is steroid-free.

 Beckett : Well, if he wasn't using steroids, then what was he doing with them?

 Gates : Think that given the number of folks wearing that costume,

 Beckett : if the press found out that Lone Vengeance was one of our own.

 Castle : I think I've just gotten used to you being sensible and mature.

Point taken. The thing is, Alexis, I know there are other sides to you.

 Wilson : anyone who didn't measure up to his insane ideals of integrity.

 Gates : One attacks you, the other saves your life? It makes no sense.

 Castle : Two warring clans, one committed to the path of darkness,

 Gates : This is not a ninja movie, Mr. Castle. This is a murder investigation.

 Esposito : but what I do know is that our victim was trying to get close to Mr. Saito.

 Esposito : And when she did, she was killed by a knife thrown expertly into her chest.

Now, the guy that attacked us tonight has the skills to throw that knife.

 Esposito : their client and employee records without a warrant.

 Ryan : Without any information, it's gonna be very hard to find him.

 Castle : What are you doing here? I thought you weren't coming till next weekend.

 Alexis : Uh... You're going to need more orange juice, by the way.

 Alexis : I'm meeting some friends for a study session and I'm already late.

 Castle : Yeah, I just wish it was for more than laundry and supplies.

 Castle : But I gotta rewrite the crime scene. Right now it's boring.

 Javier Esposito : Maybe this will inspire you, Castle. Pretty damn freaky.

 Javier Esposito : Roommate came home from a weekend away, found her up there.

 House : it's usually the result of using one too much and the other too little.

 Foreman : Blood and urine were negative for syphilis, gonorrhea, and chlamydia.

 Cameron : I thought we were wearing the wrong shoes for cancer.

 House : They're perfect for lymphoma. Except Chase's, they're just goofy.

 House : So give him the STD meds and hope the tests were wrong.

 Wilson : Some people bottle up their feelings, have them come out as physical pain.

 Wilson : Healthy human beings express feelings, such as affection, by giving gifts.

 House : The more expensive the expression, the deeper the guilt.

 Sheldon : I lie here awake, tormented, while out there, evil lurks...

Fred Willard canceled on me tonight. I don't have a guest. I feel like it's fate.

 Castle : Oh! That's just their entertainment reporter. She's...

 Castle : My agent has been haranguing me to promote Frozen Heat, so...

Isn't she the reporter that shows up to cover stories in her bikini?

 Beckett : You want to try it again? Make it sound a little more convincing?

 Beckett : In the meantime, they found something on Mandy's phone records.

 Beckett : In fact, the last call she got before her murder was from that number.

and most of them came in on weekdays, between 2 : 00 and 4 : 00.

 Makeup Lady 1 : Yeah, Mandy was here between 2 : 00 and 4 : 00.

 Makeup Lady 1 : She needed all the time in that chair she could get.

 Makeup Lady 2 : When a woman hits mid-30s, those HD cameras can turn on you fast.

 Mia : Her pheromone output went through the roof when she saw you.

 House : If you want to say goodbye, you can come down to the ICU,

 House : Do you know when your birth control pills aren't birth control pills?

 Foreman : If we can keep your fever up, we can get you back on dry land.

 Patient : Nothing around here works the way it's supposed to work.

 Rachel : Hi, you guys. Listen, you know what, l'm not feeling really well...

 Rachel : ...about Newcastle disease, and l think l might have it.

 Emily : I have to run over to the hospital and check on a patient.

 Izzie kinda avoiding eye-contact : he had no business telling you that.

 Izzie kinda avoiding eye-contact : And besides, it's not even true, so...

 Izzie : I switched him to nesiritide, started milrinone and put him on BiPAP.

 Denny slight breathing difficulty : - Bad news, right? - It's not good.

 Burke : The fact is, Denny, you need a new heart and you're running out of time.

 Sheldon : Exactly what 1970s television crime dramas have taught us.

 Sheldon : And welcome to Sheldon Cooper Presents : Fun with Flags,

 Sheldon : But the truth is I can no longer balance a full-time career,

 Amy : And he really does have one, you jerks on the comment board.

 Sheldon : And, of course, white flags can also represent surrender,

 Sheldon : the Stewards of Gondor, and the Japanese Minamoto clan,

 Foreman : Liver shut down, MRI, labs, treated with cyclophophamide.

 House : Whereupon he peed out three units of O-negative, another bleed.

 House : You lose your keys, the first thing you do is look everywhere

 House : When you don't find them, then you start looking in other places.

 House : The medicine cabinet, freezer, mailbox. We need to look in this kid's mailbox.

 Cameron : Okay, even if that did make sense, it's kind of hard to do a colonoscopy

 Gilberto : that if he dug up a couple of Jamaicans and cut off their heads

SLAUGHTER : So Vales wanted to use the heads to spark a gang war,

have the Westies and Jamaicans to go at it till no one's left standing,

 Gilberto : The plan was to kill him and make it look like the Jamaicans did it.

 Slaughter : Look, kid, I know you're scared. And I was a little rough.

 Slaughter : your brother's sentence will be reduced to time served,

 Gilberto : And then Vales shot him twic and just left him for dead.

 Penny : - ...when to let something go? - People, people, please.

 Penny : - Because you always have to be right. - That is not true.

I gotta go with Leonard on this. He is wrong more than anyone I know.

You know what, I just realized I'm on a break. I'll get someone else.

 Sheldon : ...you will not start a complicated, on-again, off-again relationship with her.

 Louis : He was with me every second we were inside that building.

 Ryan : So, what are we saying here, someone else broke into that building, too?

 Castle : You said that when you and Victor left the building, he started acting strange,

 Louis : When we accessed the building's service elevators in the basement,

 Louis : Victor wedged the door open, but when we left, it was closed.

 Esposito : Maybe when Victor said that he had to take care of something first,

but also had knowledge ofwhere Booth kept those codes for his secret account.

 Castle : A person who knew Victor and Louis were planning their heist,

 Castle : We'll find our killer in the intersection of that Venn diagram.

 Taub : That's a great idea. We can start a fight club, maybe we...

Well, Captain Castle, I bet you're showing this little lady the ropes, huh?

 Harold : I mean, have you ever seen a cop with an ass that fine?

 Beckett : I'm afraid we did. He was found in a light blue suit.

 Beckett : We believe he went somewhere after he left Gino's Restaurant

 Castle : Just to be clear, you're saying you know who killed Vince Bianchi?

 Harold : The people that killed Vince would do the same to me in a heartbeat.

 Beckett : I mean, most of those people aren't even around after all these years, so...

 Beckett : She also wrote how you wanted to turn the tables on her.

 Beckett : How you threatened to tie her up and drown her in caramel.

 Beckett : You didn't want to be the submissive. You wanted to dominate her.

 Beckett : You were very specific in your threats, and that's exactly how we found her.

 Beckett : Do you really expect me to believe that, that wasn't you?

Well, someone must've found out. Someone could've read her notes.

 Beckett : This staging was way too specific to be just a coincidence. Somebody knew.

 House : which means it's metastatic, which means it's late stage.

How many people with late-stage melanoma are as healthy as she is?

 House : And the melanoma cells are getting caught in the crossfire.

 Abbey : I ate all the right foods, I read all the books and the studies.

And I even hired a private detective to research each sperm donor.

 Cuddy packing Her Things, And Barely Looking At Him : No, thanks.

 House : You can pay if it's starting to feel like I'm carrying you.

 House suddenly Serious : between co-workers wasn't such a big deal.

 Vera/beckett : When I'm not wearing it, Dempsey keeps it in his secret safe.

 Beckett : Well, why would you tell a story when you don't know the ending?

 Esposito : and now you're using a dry cleaners to front your book-making operation.

 Ray Horton : A man on parole like myself can't be mixed up in book-making.

 Ryan : How about murder, Ray? Is it okay if you get mixed up in that?

 Ray : and that Stan needed financing to find this lost necklace.

 House : Few more days in here, I can save myself six weeks at base camp.

 Cuddy : The bladder decompresses and the lungs will be able to develop normally.

 Cuddy : to determine whether the baby's kidneys are functioning properly.

 Cuddy : If they're already too damaged, then there's really nothing we can do.

 Emma : After the divorce, I tried in vitro like four times before this.

 House : You're trying to be me, so I thought I'd try to be you.

 House : Think every day should be naked Thursday or is that an oxymoron?

 Beckett : Did you figure out that Emilio was cheating, or did he tell you?

 Paula : When you wanted to go see Vivien, I went along, to humor you.

And said she was going to spend the evening communing with his spirit...

 Beckett : You know, I didn't get a chance. I guess it'll have to remain a mystery.

 Castle : Do you remember the last clue? The sound of knocking from far away.

 Beckett : - I'm holding him out of spite. - I want to talk to him.

 Castle : Something Powell said. I think Mitchell knows more than he's saying.

 Mitchell : So what are you, a forensic psychiatrist? Some kind of profiler?

 Mitchell : They never get the details right, not in books, movies.

 Mitchell : They never stop to think that maybe we got mortgages, families...

 Castle : runs into these guys by accident, in the middle of a job.

It's all gonna depend on whether or not she wakes up in the next 72 hours.

 Burke : We should get a drink later. You can tell me the long story,

 Derek : Your chief of surgery made me an offer I couldn't refuse.

 Marshall : Wait, so some people aren't going to get their gifts

All right, we begin initial assembly and deployment of the testing equipment...

 Sheldon : ...starting tomorrow at 0700 hours, but until then, you are all off duty.

 Leonard : How about we take a moment to think about where we are?

 Joey : You deserve to be with the real Drake. He's the one you fell in love with.

See, see, that looks like... that looks like they could be bigger.

 Raj : But, you know, I bet-- I bet when I do it, mine do the same thing.

You know, but they/re very firm, so you've got that going for you.

 Rachel : But we spent our whole lives trying to do everything right, and it sucked.

Two pills? - Yeah. Every day, for at least a month, with a meal.

 Chase : Possible side effects include abdominal pain, nausea, headaches, dizziness, fever...

 Chase : We'll probably make you keep taking the pills even if you get every one of those.

Does it matter? - Kinda hard to work for a guy who doesn't respect you.

 House : No. It just seems that way 'cause you can't think of an answer.

 Rachel : You just ruined the thing I was practicing, but I'm so happy!

 Ryan : There's a bulletin board at the Casillas' vitamin factory,

 Ryan : where employees post pictures. She could have taken it from there.

 Beckett : starts thinking that maybe his cheating got him killed.

 Beckett : And she starts doing her usual research to prove her theory.

 Beckett : And all of this investigation leads her right back to Nick Johnston.

 Castle : Right up until that awkward moment where Nick Johnston stabbed her

 Beckett : in the neck with an ice pick and fed her to the couch.

 Nick Johnston : You've got the wrong guy. I didn't kill that psychic.

 Nick : Nothing. The door was locked. I pounded on it for 10 minutes.

 Nick : Nobody answered. I figured she was blowing me off, so I went home.

 Beckett : Okay, why don't we start talking about Emilio Casillas?

 Nick : They thought they were being so careful, but yeah, I knew.

 Beckett : Do you actually expect me to believe that you just sat by

 Big Nosed Rachel : My parents are out of town, and Chip was going to come over.

 Big Nosed Rachel : It really creeps me out when you call it that.

 Big Nosed Rachel : ...while we're at it, a guy's thing is not called his "tenderness."

 House : - I need more calcium gluconate. - You just had five m.l.'s.

 Nurse : - I'll talk to your doctor. - Well, you better make it fast,

 House : You give me the dose, or I go into wide complex tachycardia.

 Nurse : - I could get in trouble... - Listen, it's not a narcotic!

Well, so I should what, just stay here and wait for them to find us?

 Castle : If I can figure out the passcode for this phone, we can use it.

 Beckett : Okay, so on weeknights after midnight, it runs every half hour on the hour.

 Martha : I really, really need you to focus on calibrating your creative energy.

 Castle : I'm so flattered you have my framed book covers in your office.

 Todd : honest about your struggle with persistent and chronic writer's block.

 Todd : so I shared with him your inspiring tale of triumph over adversity.

 Martha : - Good for you. I'll see you next week. - Nice meeting you.

 Castle : Well, nice to see all those years as an actress have really paid off.

 Castle : Beckett, I know this man. I've known him 12 years. He's not a killer.

 Castle : He was standing next to her. That doesn't mean he knew her.

 Castle : You're damn right, I'm biased. Robert Weldon is a good man.

 Beckett : Even good men make mistakes. He had access to that car.

 Castle : Because the minute you move on him, his career is over.

 Castle : I think she's hoping it's him. Because if he's gone, I'm gone.

There's no way that Gates is gonna let me subpoena that coat without it.

 Rachel : -And you really think this is a good idea? -l just talked him into it.

 Phoebe : Why? You two are so meant to be together. Everybody thinks so.

 Howard : She and Amy are out dress shopping for their prom thing.

 Sheldon : Instead of a tuxedo, I dressed myself in good habits.

Yeah, and I was five minutes from sealing the deal with my plus-one.

another five minutes of me standing there would have made any difference?

 Esposito : You didn't have to tell her friend you were engaged.

Oh, no, you're right, I coul have totally just lied to he and hooked up with her.

 Esposito : Talk to Hunger Strike over here. He was flaunting that donut!

 Yanavich : Yeah, some black kid used to follow them around, a rookie.

 Castle : Yes, and the same date of birth, too. They must be twins.

 Esposito : If this unit belonged to her brother, then why was Wendy bidding on it?

 Ryan : And why did he stop making payments? And why was he using an alias?

 Ryan : He moved from town to town, getting into scrapes with the law.

 Beckett : Okay, so that was one of Wendy's fellow waitresses from Philly.

 Robin : But you can't just run back to the past because it's familiar.

E.T. stays with Elliott, and they get to be best friends forever.

The third day my mom killed herself, so I was partly crying for that.

 Penny : Okay, I'm at the gate to the Treasury of the Ancients. I'm going in.

 Sheldon : I must say, you're playing very well for a woman of 23?

 Penny : Here come the mummies. Which spell do I use? The hateful strike or the frenzy stance?

 House : Those are lies we tell to make other people feel better.

 Jane : She used to like being on top, but now she likes to be on her stomach.

 Jane : That way she doesn't have to see them looking at her scars.

 Wilson : I'm sorry. I missed rehearsal. Am I taking the truth-is-good side?

They're hard work but they're worth it because the future depends on them.

 House : You pretend that their constant, ponderous musings are interesting.

 House : You tell them they're not losing their boyish good looks

 Wilson : I stand corrected. And may I say it's been a real pleasure chatting with you.

The Wellingtons' pre-nup has an infidelity clause, which Bill violated.

And then they honeytrapped Bill Wellington to break up the pre-nup,

Stacey must've felt incredibly guilty putting Tonya in a relationship with him.

Legally, does it matter to the case why Stacey did what she did?

Goliath National Bank was finally ready to demolish The Arcadian

 Robin : I dated you both and neither of you is good at pressing

 Zoey : I'm still unemployed, so I had to get a couple roommates.

 Joey : You can either pass your turn to Ross or pick a Wicked Wango Card.

 Chandler : -What does a Wicked Wango Card do? -I should know that.

 Mr Druthers : Our professional woes interfere with our friendship,

 Barney : This painting could, someday, become a serious work of art.

 Castle : Right, except for last night, when you just spelled it out, "Love you."

 Castle : Yeah, and the voice in those texts from last night, it's different from the others.

 Emma : Well, if I didn't write these, that means that somebody else did, right?

Look, if you or the cops aren't gonna do anything, I sure as hell am.

 Castle : There's a hostage in there. He's seen Die Hard too many times.

I was going to ask you to marry me because I didn't say hello to you.

 Monica : ...is directly related to how insane you were. So a long time.

 Beckett : All right. Unless you guys are enjoying the Warhol-esque quality of this,

I'm going to go and check on Esposito, see where he's at with Colette's alibi.

 Castle : He manages to escape, so they exploit his Achilles' heel,

 Lanie : though I don't think that ID of his is gonna do you much good.

 Lanie : Maybe, but it wasn't a commercial plane, I can tell you that.

 Detective Kevin Ryan : They didn't see or hear any planes overhead.

 Beckett : That doesn't make any sense. He had to have fallen from somewhere.

He hit some turbulence, slipped out of his sleigh and fell to his doom.

 Ryan : You gotta ask yourself, what kind of world do we live in?

 Beckett : A world in which there is no Santa and people don't fall out of nowhere.

 Lanie : but I won't know for sure until I get him back to the morgue.

Hey, so I heard from Air Traffic Control, but you're not gonna like the news.

 Leonard : Would someone please turn off the Sheldon commentary track?

 Sheldon : has an additional 21 seconds of previously unseen footage.

 Leonard : They say it finally solves the submarine controversy.

 Leonard : why this is such a cool thing, we'd still be together.

 Howard : I'm guessing 21 seconds had something to do with that, too.

 House's Attorney : we have convened an emergency session of this court...

to bring a motion requesting that John Henry Giles remain on life support.

 Judge Winter : Mr. House faces criminal charges for battery against...

 House's Attorney : Dr. House is alleged to have forced a tube down Mr. Giles's throat against his will.

 Judge Winter : Dr. House, please let your attorney speak for you.

 Judge Winter : So, uh, your client forced the patient into this position,

 Judge Winter : and now he wants a court order to force the patient to stay that way.

 House's Attorney : Without the tube, there's a high likelihood that Mr. Giles will die.

 Judge Winter : Well, I assume the patient knows that. He had a D.N.R.

 Judge Winter : That's why your client is facing criminal charges, right?

Exactly. And Mr. Giles's death will violate my client's Sixth Amendment right.

the Third District ruled that a defendant may not use that status to rule against...

 Wilson : Even if you win, the restraining order and battery charge stay in place, so what have you gained?

Hey, kiddo, sales must be slipping. They're only serving the soft stuff.

 Martha : I may have said something about spending your days moping

We had a deal. I let you live with us, but you don't talk about my work.

 Martha : What's to talk about? You haven't done any since I moved in.

 Castle : I would just appreciate it if you wouldn't share it with my ex-wife.

 Martha : Bingo! No ring. Stand back, kids. Mama's going fishing.

 Castle : - You're an old soul. - Yeah, well, me and my soul can wait.

 Castle : Life should be an adventure. You want to know why I killed Derrick?

 Castle : There were no more surprises. I knew exactly what was gonna happen

 Castle : every moment of every scene. It's just like these parties.

 Robin : That's Jessica Glitter. She was my BFF on the show and in real life.

 Barney : Did you guys have sleepovers? Get mad at each other and wrestle,

 Robin : Two average Canadian teenagers who solve crimes in space using math.

 Robin Sparkles : Like the producers of Milky Way Mathletes tried to.

 Robin : Please? I'm her older sister. I'm supposed to teach her

 Ted voix off : Robin convinced katie to stay with her that first night.

 fact number one : When construction began on March 17, 1930, the framework rose

 fact number one : At a rate of four and a half stories per week.

 fact number one : These are fun facts, guys, let's have fun with them.

I've read your books and followed your adventures with the NYPD.

I mean, I should've known it was coming. He insisted on a prenup.

 Eva : I just want to know if there's anything left in my marriage to fight for.

 Castle : Um, I'll just need Cole's information, and a recent photo.

That gets a lot narrower when you add in peripheral-vision problems.

 Foreman : Which gets a lot wider when there's no proof he ever had a vision problem.

 Taub : He already kidnapped and sedated the guy against his will.

 Taub : Makes sense he'd also do something to numb his foot so he couldn't leave.

 House : But it doesn't make sense to include a symptom that he caused

 House : Stick to the filing, sweetheart. Let the doctors do the doctoring.

 Cameron : You need to run an EMG test for motor nerve entrapment

 Kutner : Bet it's cool, you know, being the star of a hit TV show?

 Evan : It's a daytime soap. It pretty much puts me one step above dinner theater.

Joey won't make it, so I'll look around the hotel for other weddings.

 George Takei : but all they want is, "Course laid in, Captain."

 Bernadette : She's leaving because you really want to be with me.

 Mrs Wolowitz : I'm spilling out like the Pillsbury Doughboy here!

 Esposito : Turns out our victim worked at a retirement home called Haven House.

 Esposito : It's a primate sanctuary, mostly for apes and chimpanzees

 Esposito : and monkeys who have retired from the movie business.

 Ryan : I always wanted a pet monkey when I was a kid. Big Curious George fan.

 Beckett : All right, we're going to go to the primate sanctuary.

 Paul Devlin : Anne was a brilliant student and a lovely person.

 Beckett : how much interaction did Anne have with the primates here?

 Paul : But we have very strict training guidelines for all of our employees.

 Beckett : Now, Dr. Devlin, how well did you know Anne Cardinal?

Then when I found out she was taking time off a couple months ago,

 Paul : Well, I have a grant to study the social behaviors of primates,

 Castle : And none of them have homicidal impulses? Not even Moonshine here?

 Foreman : Okay, why are we on this case? Just because Wilson asked?

 House : - Do I need a better reason? - Well, most people wouldn't . You do.

 House : The only thing we know for sure about jane Doe is that her name isn't jane Doe,

 House : Allergies, medication, previous diagnoses, treatment...

- What do you think? Couple of days old? - Ugh! You trying to make me hurl?

 House : Or it's a coincidence. The point is, we don't know anything. - So do the M.R.I. Find out.

 House : Give her 24 hours to correct the electrolyte imbalance. We'll take it from there.

 Foreman : Okay, even if she's not faking, what's so fascinating about this case?

 Foreman : I'm glad you're gonna be sticking around after today.

 Foreman : It's good to add a different perspective to the department.

 Foreman : Someone who still remembers there are rules other than House's.

 Masters : If I don't play by House's rules, he won't let me in.

 Thirteen : Lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth.

 Thirteen : Luckily, I know where you can get one. You good here?

 Thirteen : I have Huntington's. No need to get hushed and solemn about it.

 Thirteen : House's people have personalities that range from nosy

 Amy : Penny's friend Zack stopped by and said hello and I said "hoo."

 Westfield : It's vital to our national security that we take these men alive.

 Ryan : Patrol cars have closed off all streets in a five-block radius.

 Westfield : According to our intel, this building has an extensive basement

 Westfield : could be in either of the adjoining buildings as well?

 Leonard : I just think it's silly for you to compare relationships

 Castle : - Are you thinking what I'm thinking? - Yep. We got a hell of a lot of suspects.

 Montgomery : They cut our staff 20%, they get upset when our closure rate drops 3%.

 Montgomery : You ask me, we're working miracles to do what we're doing.

 Ryan : Sir, we can do this later if you have a higher priority.

 Esposito : We tried to trace the address, but it was a dead end.

 Ryan : Nowhere. The warden refuses to provide us with a duty roster.

 Esposito : Said he was offended we assumed one of his men was dirty.

 Esposito : - He wanted to handle it in-house. - Yeah? Well, that doesn't work for me.

 Valerie Thompson : All I know is that the man was yelling at the girl.

 Beckett : I'm Detective Kate Beckett, NYPD. I need to have a word.

 Trent Wellesley : Yes. My old friend Jeff said I might be hearing from you.

 Jenanne Wellesley : - Police? Are they the police? - Yes, Grandmother.

 Howie Mandel : That nut job was telling everybody on the plane he's an astronaut.

 MEREDITH : ...we can cool off and clean up the messes we've made.

 Beckett : I hate this part. It's the phone call that changes everything.

 Janice Freeman : There was little we knew about his so-called friends.

 Alan Freeman : He had skulls tattooed on his arm, eyeliner on his eyes, fangs.

See? He was just a normal little boy. And then he fell in love with art.

 Joey : Speaking of volcanoes, man, are they a violent igneous rock formation!

 Derek : - Meredith will check on him. - I got a transfer in from Mercy West.

Will we be covering both intra and extracorporeal knots in today's seminar?

 Teacher : We'll be training in all aspects of laparoscopic general surgery.

 George : when an ultrasound diagnosed the baby with congenital diaphragmatic hernia.

 Molly : Mom, you're kind of threatening the doctor. Don't threaten the doctor.

 Susan : My husband tells me I have to try not to be such a mother lion

 Susan : because Molly's a grown woman and has her own life and everything, but...

 Stacy : Aren't you tired of administering policy that you disagree with?

 Medicaid Guy : - I never said I disagree... - What can they do to you?

 Stacy : I do what's necessary for my client. Wow. New personal record.

 House : Got a reservation at a little place in the Inner Harbor.

And mine doesn't leave till 9 : 00 p.m. It looks like you'll be dining alone.

 House : You checked on my flight so you could be sure to be on a different one.

 Foreman : This will show us if there's a problem with your carotid artery

 Elizabeth : And you're giving him an EEG. Is that for the same thing?

 Cameron : and we need to keep him stable until the body can repair the damage.

 Raj : Answering the question once and for all why Wolowitz bailed out of medical school.

They live here at the precinct, they dedicate their entire lives.

 Gates : Just what kind of PR debacle are you trying to inflict on me?

 Beckett : I'm sorry, sir. That's the footage that you're talking about? That's it?

For the love of... What kind of foolishness is going on out there?

 Beckett : Look, I know I'm not the easiest person on the planet to get to know,

 Beckett : but you guys have been patient, and I've got something to show you.

 Beckett : It's a secret. Actually, Castle doesn't even know about it.

 Beckett : And once you see it, I think you guys will understand me a whole lot better.

 Howard : Really get your tongue in there to activate the motion sensor.

 Howard : Okay, I have now officially moved out of my mother's house.

 Howard : You are now the only woman in my life who I'll see naked in the bathroom.

 Howard : It's just ever since my dad left, I've felt responsible for her.

 Howard : Hang up a bedsheet like it was a curtain, put on a top hat and cape.

And partway through the act, I would say I needed a volunteer from the audience...

 House : Causes a healthy man's lungs to fail, but leaves no fingerprints.

 House : The only way to get the cat burglar is to catch him in the act.

 Esposito : When they ran it, they found a match to someone else in the system.

 Beckett : He probably touched them on his way in, before putting his gloves on.

 Esposito : Except that CSU collected them before either of you arrived.

 Beckett : No, it's simple, okay? He touched the door when he walked in.

 Foreman : A week of temporary dialysis, your kidneys will be okay.

 Cuddy : A moron storms the clinic, bullies his way into life without parole,

 Cuddy : You think I handled this differently because you were in here?

Because the only change you can make from a non-relationship is...

If I wanna walk around in my underwear, I shouldn't have to feel

 Ted : It's not a burger place anymore, it's a Goliath National Bank ATM.

- Well, that's fine. Let's just eat here. - We can't eat here. It's an ATM.

 Lily : I will never use a Goliath ATM ever again. Goliath National Bank sucks!

- They suck, suck, suck! - Marshall, will you just tell her already?

 Marshall : That's why Barney's been going on and on about how great Goliath is.

 Esposito : According to the rental firm, Jody was driving a Modesto sedan.

 Esposito : Now, I couldn't find any safety recalls to explain her injuries,

 Esposito : I checked the cities and dates on that slip of paper that we found.

 Esposito : Turns out that each one corresponded to a Modesto car accident

 Esposito : where the driver suffered puncture wounds to the chest.

 Esposito : the wounds were attributed to something outside the vehicle.

 Beckett : So rather than spend millions of dollars to fix the problem,

 Esposito : Started just a few months after that first accident.

 Beckett : No wonder Richie was paranoid and buried that dummy in the woods.

- You didn't just break up. - Hey, it's been, like, three weeks!

 Chandler : You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up.

 Chandler : And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave.

 Ross : Okay, I have to do something. I mean, I have to stop it!

 Castle : Apparently, there are a lot more Russians in Chinatown than I thought.

 Castle : but only a handful of them play at the no-limit table,

I'm going to go sit at the table, see if I can find anything out.

 Raj : Really? What was I doing to your neck Iast night while you were playing Xbox?

"You must take a vacation. You must have fun. You must enjoy life."

 Howard : I don't think you have a good handle on dictatorships.

 Sheldon : One time, they tried to make Richard Feynman take a vacation.

 Sheldon : But he chose instead to expand his mind and learn something new.

 Howard : Everyone in the world of science knows who Richard Feynman was.

Oh. I have a brilliant idea. Amy's a biologist. I'll go work in her lab.

 Sheldon : Ten seconds ago you never heard of him, now you're an expert.

 Bailey : Let's keep our eyes on the prize, Karev. Saving this woman's life.

You're gonna kick his ass, get yourself kicked out of the program

 Alex : Cut proximal and distal to the tear to expose the mucosal defect.

 Bailey : - I was gonna fashion a gastric patch. - I taught you the procedure.

 Alexis : - What are you guys watching? - I'm watching. She's butting in.

 Castle : It's in her hand the first time she brings the clothes down

 Castle : - when she goes down to use the dryer. - So, she probably left it

 Castle : Only the second time, the trip takes her five seconds longer.

 Alexis : Why would it take her longer to travel the same distance?

 Castle : Yeah, but I bet the guy who wears that condom lives on 15.

 Castle : By the way, that whole elevator thing? I just did that 'cause you smell nice.

 Beckett : Well, then let's give him the opportunity to do just that.

 Andrew Haynes : I had to rub elbows with those whiny little troublemakers.

 Beckett : My personal feelings aside, I still have to investigate this incident.

 Haynes : Yeah, you know, you got to dot your I's and cross your T's. I get that.

 Beckett : just before the bombing starting with where you were.

 Beckett : so, you were debating with the protesters until that bomb went off?

She even got the baby a T-shirt that says "Fossils are my friends."

 Leonard : You know, we haven't spent time alone together since we broke up.

 Penny : It's not a date, Leonard. It's a man and a woman hanging out...

 Sheldon off, voice heard through apartment door as they approach : Oh, dear Lord. Get away from me, you monster.

 Kimball : Fire did structural damage. I need to clear the building.

 Lanie Parish : Actually, he is a dude. Which is about all I can tell you right now.

 Burton : I found miniscule traces of accelerant at the flashpoint.

 Castle : And the arsonist killed him, silencing him as a witness?

 Chase : Hannah, what do you want from us? What do you want us to do?

 Foreman : You're trying to pull the same stunt twice in 10 minutes.

 Hannah : I'm not pretending. They don't hurt. They're just... They're...

 Cameron : You have six broken bones, a fever, a concussion, erratic heart rhythms

 Cameron : but her vitals keep getting worse. She could be dead in hours.

But if you're gonna die a miserable, lingering death, pain-free is the way to do it.

 Chase : The paralysis caused the fall. Spine's clean. No vertebral fractures

 House : The nuttiness and paralysis mean there's definitely a neurological component.

 House : Which is why we need to look at the nerve that you didn't biopsy.

 Ruth : That being said, I'm betting more of you are gonna be here soon.

 Ruth : or you can forget all about us and go save your friends.

 Taub : That happens to my girl, I'm expanding my diagnostic horizons.

 Sheldon : I suppose she will have to have access to our progeny.

 House : - You're the one who tossed him out. - Now why would I do that?

I don't know, because it's tough to brag to your hunting buddies

 House : What it doesn't explain, is why he's got to apologize to you.

 House : Residual guilt for sharing your special toy with other boys?

You just wanna leave the bigot with some peace of mind after you're gone?

 Dad : This has got nothing, and I mean nothing, to do with him being gay.

 Dad : Now Kal brought this on himself with what he did to his mother.

 Cameron : Mom's kidneys were failing, she needed a transplant, they tested Kalvin,

Undercut slightly by the rapid-fire delivery and constant movement.

 Chase : He didn't kill her. Our bodies aren't donor farms for our parents.

 Foreman : If Kalvin got HIV through unprotected sex, dad has every right to be pissed.

 Chandler : having spent most of her life sitting for oil paintings.

 Ross : I was working late in the library one afternoon. It was just the two of us.

 Chandler : That's more than most people have in a lifetime. Goodbye.

But don't worry. Nobody's gonna focus on that if you wear that towel-dress.

 Ross : It's her first day at this new job. You're not supposed to start with her.

 Izzie : If you wait a few minutes, you can have a piece of cake.

 Izzie : Actually, chock-full of unrelenting, all-consuming rage

 Della : I barely noticed it until that skateboarding tournament in Denver.

 Della : Cold's nothing. When I think of what Hugo goes through every day...

 House : Yeah, we get it. Your brother, the saint, his sister, the martyr.

 Taub : If everyone were more selfish, the world would be a better place.

 Taub : transplant committee's never gonna give her a second one.

 Wilson : Well, you certainly did the right thing by coming to me.

 Wilson : I've been scanning literature. Very interesting study in Sweden.

 Wilson : Apparently, Giovannini's patients mimic whoever they think's in charge.

 House : Any country with that low an age of consent and that high a rate of suicide

 House : It was a surgery. You were the surgeon. In that setting...

Are you disagreeing with me because... - I'm disagreeing because that's my medical opinion.

 House : But unless I've been named as the fourth part of the "axis of evil",

 House : He's staying. Send for hepatitis serologies and an autoimmune panel.

 House : Old enough to drink, old enough to do something really stupid and make yourself a baby.

 Henry : He's my brother. I'm watching him while our parents are in Barbados.

 Henry : He's having trouble breathing, and there's a lot of wheezing.

If he's got the croup, that... that could become meningitis, right? Absolutely.

I... I was just studying, and all of a sudden I hear him crying and sounding all weird.

 House : No, I doubt you were studying while your parents were away.

You might wanna rinse this off before you let him play with it again.

 Stanley : I don't know. A week. Maybe two. The money will turn up.

 House : If it were, then his poor manager wouldn't have been fired for no reason.

 Foreman : Well, he was losing blood, so, I thought maybe he needed blood.

 House : I know what the yelling means. It's the coming and going I find interesting.

 House : She could have pulled me aside, screamed at me privately.

 Wilson : Do you really think this is going to end well for anyone?

 Bailey : We're going to keep her open, cover her with plastic, and get her to the ICU.

 Meredith : - I turned my back for a second. - He was in the damned gallery!

 Meredith : - He's a surgical intern... - I don't care if he's surgeon general.

 Derek : In this hospital, he's a patient with a head injury who needs a CT.

 Derek : In this hospital, he's a scared guy who does not need to see

 Derek : the massive internal injuries of the woman he rammed with his car!

 Derek : You got to take responsibility for your actions for once in your life!

 Cuddy : The strike ended. The nurses have been back for two shifts already.

 Chandler : - I don't think that's exactly- - Let her finish, doctor.

 Aikoa Tanaka : Our relationship wasn't strong, but it was growing.

 Chase : I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.

 Cuddy : Promised I wouldn't let this get to me, and it got to me.

 Wilson : Just say the word, and we will climb out that window right now.

 Danny : So, all I have to do is eat the right kinds of food and I'll be okay?

 Masters : It's pretty limiting and it is for the rest of your life,

 Masters : but if you follow the diet and get checked up regularly,

 House : I thought it was strongyloides, then I thought it was cancer.

 Amber : We all have cell phones, that's not the reason. What is?

 Young Ethan : You know, you read about it. You see it in the movies.

 Young Ethan : Even when you practice it at home, man, oh, man...

 Monica : You told me something that was really difficult for you.

Start heparin... 500 c.c.'s I.V. push. He won't last long enough for it to work.

His sats are in the 70s. How long's he been like this? - Ten minutes.

 House : - Why aren't you... - The I.V.I.G. put him in respiratory failure.

 Foreman : - It's too late. We killed him. - Nobody killed him. He's not dead.

 House : Well, okay, let's discuss the wonder of the human body.

 Gabe : You like to figure things out, why not go into research?

 House : and she thought that Ben Casey was just the dreamiest...

Okay, fine. You don't think you'll need any more answers from me?

I think if you like Nebula 9, you're crazy enough to kill, yeah.

 Castle : it ignores the laws of physics and good story-telling, not to mention...

 Beckett : Do you think we could catch up later? I'm actually here for work.

 Henry : Oh, well, that explains why you aren't wearing your Nebula 9 outfit.

 Castle : Oh, you were beyond a fan. You dressed up in costume. You.

 House : It's an arthritis remedy. It's rarely used here in the U.S.,

 House : but it's still popular in Mexico. Gotta give you props.

 Maria : - Why would I... - Because you were trying to kill him.

How could somebody do that? Sit by someone's bedside day and night

 Cameron : helping them, comforting them and at the same time killing them?

Or maybe she just gets her kicks out of slowly sucking the life out of a guy,

 House : - watching him suffer. - He must have done something to her.

 House : - Yeah, he had it coming. - I didn't say he deserved it.

 House : that the marriage everyone thought was perfect, wasn't.

 Foreman : Shouldn't one of us stay with her? What if she tries to run?

 Sheldon : As good? You just got pantsed in the schoolyard, four-eyes.

 Raj : We thank you for your warning, but we are brave warriors...

 Raj : ...and nothing short of death will keep us from our goal.

 Rachel : - What are you doing? - Well, I was having a conversation.

Monica, it's Joey. Phoebe and I smell gas coming from your apartment.

-We'd check it out, but you took our keys. -Well, do something. Get in there!

 Joey : -How? I guess I could break down your door. -Yeah, do that.

-Are you doing it? I don't hear anything. -Okay, I'll break it down.

 Nurse : -Okay, Rachel, are you comfortable? -If I said I was, would you judge me?

 Beckett : You're in a festive mood tonight, Mr. Zane. Honoring the dead?

 Beckett : especially after that beating that you gave Cano a couple of nights ago.

 Castle : including the imprints left by your Championship ring.

 Castle : - His wife? You and she were... - No, but he thought we...

 Zane : Maggie was upset. Said she thought Cano was having an affair

 Zane : - down here at the club with anybody. - What did you tell her?

 Zae : Look, I've been through this before. Cano was having some kind of crisis.

Honestly, it looks to me like the work of someone who was once traumatized.

I will arrange for someone from Social Services to come get Mr. Lockerby.

 Castle : It's a school health sciences project, helping de-romanticize having a family

 Lanie : The hairs on his face and hands are synthetic, attached with spirit gum.

According to his driver's license, Daemon's real name is Jonas Westfall.

 Esposito : He's a graduate student, NYU, in Forensic Anthropology.

 Rachel : -Oh, I don't know. I don't know. -You're going to talk to him.

 Monica : I make your decisions, and I say you're going to talk to him.

 Bailey : That is, surgeries to help with the pain, but it won't cure it.

 Bailey : From what we can tell so far, she has about four to six months.

 Jed : - I don't want her to know she's dying. - You don't want to tell her?

 Jed : I don't want her to be afraid before she dies. She doesn't need to know.

 George : I'm standing here, and I'm just incredibly happy to be alive.

hooked onto your husband's piercing and is embedded in your vaginal wall.

 MARK : - Who got the brownstone? - That's none of your business.

 MARK : I left my bike in the basement. I wanna know who to talk to to get it.

 ADDISON : And you'll get your bike back when you come to your senses and go back home.

So you get to be the good guy and I'm the chump who seduced his wife.

 IZZIE : - What do you think Burke would want? - Nothing you can buy.

 IZZIE : I'm a multi-millionaire. I need to buy him something... big.

I don't care! You're gonna have to take her out again and end it.

I don't care how hard it is. Don't tell her you'll call her again!

All right, fine! But it's just a lunch date. No more than an hour.

 Chandler : From now on, I get my own dates. I don't want you setting me up again!

 House : That is actually not one of the many reasons that I don't own a gun.

 House : Why would I need a gun? The only thing I own worth protecting,

 Masters : Six men, three diabetics, one LCDD, one kid, two seniors.

 Masters : Give the surgeon a better idea of what he's dealing with.

because that's obviously the best way to make someone feel better.

 House : You keep talking like Wilson, your face will freeze like that.

 House : Pack your manhood on ice, maybe the hospital can re-attach it.

 Wilson : I suppose it's possible she meant "House is so, so wrong. "

 House : It's a trap. It means, "If you love me, you'll buy the one I want. "

 House : People who do aggressive don't like to limit themselves.

 House : Could a leaky space heater cause vision problems and numbness?

 House : Did I hear a question mark at the end of that sentence?

Brock Sterling drinks on the show, but Evan doesn't drink at all.

 Marie : He's on this whole health kick right now. Fruits, nuts...

 House : We've been waiting four years for him to make it official with Anna.

 Marie : No, I've been out with him. He's as vanilla as they come.

 Marie : We went out a few times, but we weren't right for each other.

 Vasiliy : You remember Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie RedHeat, yes?

 Vasiliy : Compared to me, his character is like weak, nonviolent child.

 Vasiliy : about an attack on Russian citizens in the United States.

I believe that Anya Mishkin and this traitor are part of the conspiracy.

 Vasiliy : Poor Grigory got murdered because he stumbled into it.

 Vasiliy : Even though he lived as an American all these decades,

 Beckett : Hey, Castle, guess what we found at Frankie's apartment?

 Castle : Maybe the real Blue Butterfly was switched out for this one years ago.

 Beckett : Well, whatever happened, it doesn't change the facts.

 Viola : listening to the Sugar Ray Robinson-Jimmy Doyle prizefight.

 Hayley : Oh, I hope you don't mind. Just giving her some PI lessons.

 Hayley : Now, look, Rick, you asked for my help. Do you want it or not?

What's the catch? 'Cause I'm thinking with you there's always a catch.

 Hayley : The cops serve and protect the city. I serve and protect me.

 Ross : Have you ever been, you know, fooling around with a girl...

 House : Why do you think the world will end in chaos and destruction

 Wilson : Because when my parents put me in the rocket, and sent me here,

 Wilson : they said, "James, you will grow to manhood under a yellow sun."

 Taub : Chronic lymphocytic leukemia could explain brain and kidney problems.

 House : So how long have you been playing racquetball with Wilson?

I'm an addict. I can't take that. Even Lola was okay with the morphine.

 House : Now he's hallucinating. You gotta promise not to tell Lola.

Well, hallucinations would point to digitalis. It would also mess up his heart.

 Woman : Staff meeting's at noon, you'll meet everyone there, but,

 Woman : first you need to head down to security. You need to get your picture taken.

 Barney : And there's more. Do you still do that thing where you give people in need

 Leonard : Or we could mix things up. Maybe pick names out of a hat, whatever.

 Penny : Why don't you just admit you don't want to be on a team with me.

 Penny : Even though I totally just used the word "liability" correctly

 Penny : Would you stop pouting? So, you picked my name. Get over it.

 Mike Chilean : Meeting at that dump was her idea. Me, I'm more of a Le Cirque guy.

 Chilean : Her name recognition from the show almost guarantees a profit.

"What if I were to leave the show? Would that make a difference?"

 Castle : after everything she ever dreamed of started happening for her?

 Gates : Hey, uniforms just got a hit on the canvass from a pretzel vendor

 Sheldon : For years, merciless thugs like Kripke have made my life a series of painful noogies...

 Sheldon : ...and humiliating wedgies and the insensitively named Indian burns.

 Sheldon : What you fail to realize is Kripke suffers from a fatal flaw : 

 Sheldon : Overconfidence from his robot's massive size and its overwhelming power.

 Joey : How many times do I have to tell you? You turn and slide.

Can we stick you in another cabinet? They seem all right with it!

 Stuart : Oh, good, I'm glad you guys didn't wait for me to start.

 Sheldon : No, she chose to have a home birth, because she wants

 Sheldon : to live in the Stone Age and a cave wasn't available.

 Receptionist : -Good morning, Phoebe. -Good morning, receptionist.

 Receptionist : Here's your schedule for the day. Your first client is in Room 1 .

 Sheldon : The humorous implication being that I am Wile E. Coyote?

 Sheldon : that will ultimately backfire and cause me physical injury?

 Howard : She never said it, but I always felt I was the reason why.

 Beckett : We had a reception at our place after my mom's funeral

 Beckett : And we walked up and down that beach just enjoying ourselves.

 Beckett : out of the twigs and twine that washed up on the shore.

 Beckett : that even on the worst days, there's a possibility for joy.

 Sheldon : According to the inexplicably irritable nurse behind the desk...

...you're after the man who claims to be having a heart attack...

 Sheldon : ...but appears to be well enough to play Doodle Jump on his iPhone.

 Thirteen nodding, To Paula : Maybe you can teach me how to play one of them?

 Wilson collar Up, Fighting With His Tie : I spent two years of residency

 Wilson collar Up, Fighting With His Tie : wearing shirts that were a size too small.

 Wilson voice Raising : So I'm getting a lecture on communication

 Wilson voice Raising : from someone who had her lawyer inform me our marriage was over.

 Thirteen admiring : Asking for an open marriage. You got stones.

 Taub : Conversation sort of got away from me. It was a train wreck.

 Thirteen : I read a study that found men who have multiple copies

 Taub : So my cheating is biologically predetermined. Fantastic.

 Thirteen : Multiply times five. We need a better look at the medulla.

 George : but I've got Shepherd's post-op and I can't do it without your help.

 George : And I won't leave the program without knowing that she's still in it.

because... you didn't want to feel like that guy that cheats on his wife.

I didn't want to feel like that girl that put you in that position.

And, by the way, that is not how one addresses a person on the telephone.

 Housekeeper : ...and then asks for the person with whom one wishes to speak.

 Mischa : For the first time in three years, someone wants to talk to me.

 Montgomery : They didn't make me captain just because I look good behind a desk.

 Montgomery : Run all the guards on that roster. Look for anything out of the ordinary.

 Beckett : Sir, I'm gonna call the cemetery to make arrangements

 Beckett : - to exhume the body tomorrow. - You know what I don't get?

 Montgomery : Whoever is behind this, why'd he stop paying Brady?

 Montgomery : These Wellesleys have plenty of money. If the money hadn't stopped,

 Montgomery : Brady never would have set off this triggering domino that started all this.

 Blake Wellesley : Hate to bother you, but do you have a minute to chat?

 Blake Wellesley : when I say you can expect our full cooperation in this investigation.

 Blake Wellesley : we request that these unannounced interviews come to a stop.

 Blake Wellesley : I apologize if I'm coming off like one of those guys, Detective.

 Blake Wellesley : It's just that these impromptu visits are a bit awkward.

 Blake Wellesley : My nephew Trent said you spoke to him when he visited my mother.

 Blake Wellesley : I'm sure there's a better way to facilitate this.

 Blake Wellesley : Well, I propose that all further interviews be coordinated by me

 Montgomery : Thank you for your offer, Mr. Wellesley. It's very nice of you.

 Beckett : Yeah, from the prison records. The ones I had them send here.

- Right. Have you written yours yet? - No, but I know what I'm gonna say.

 Chandler : Look at her go. She must love me more than I love her!

 Future Ted VO : Of course, robin eventually made her peace with kids.

So you probably want to get there before 9 : 00 just to be safe.

 Zack : I wasn't forcing her to do anything that she didn't want to do.

 Colleen : No, you thought we weren't and that's exactly what you want

 Colleen : because you don't want to tell us why was she mad at you!

 Leonard : I think the idea that someone could be as smart as you,

- Oh, you did, didn't you? - Well, of course. I'm always packing.

No, that's okay. Some kid asked me to pick it up for him, but I...

Can anyone else name a well-known seed that's been masquerading as a nut?

 Wilson : It's like telling him to walk it off after a broken ankle.

 Chase [to Wilson] : Just focus. Clear your mind. Think back to how you felt.

 Mahoney : There'll be guys down there working on this till the last possible moment.

But I have to withdraw everybody else. And that includes you, Castle.

 Beckett : Please don't make this any harder than it needs to be.

 Leonard : I am going to make him apologize for all the crap he pulled on me in schooI.

 Jimmy : Come on, I read online you're a physicist at a university. You won some medal.

 Warburg : Now, these red dots are individual drones currently over New York State.

 Warburg : Now, if I click on one, I can monitor the drone's function in real time.

 Warburg : And with the push of a button, I can take over control of the aircraft.

 Warburg : I was on a bike ride that day and nowhere near a computer.

 Warburg : In fact, I was in touch with Dale Tanner. I wanted him to post the program.

 Castle : You wanted Tanner to post your drone-hacking software on his website.

 Castle : If the Pentagon found out, they'd have to ground their entire drone fleet.

 Warburg : Precisely. It'd bring drone development to a grinding halt.

 Warburg : He sent it back, saying he didn't want any idiot with a computer

I realized he might have a point, so I decided to keep the program to myself.

 Beckett : So if you didn't use this, and Tanner didn't post it, then who killed him?

 Warburg : Someone copied my program off of it onto a USB drive.

 Warburg : Now, it wasn't Tanner, he wouldn't order a drone strike on himself,

and it wasn't anyone on my end because, well, who else is there?

 Beckett : So then it had to be someone close to Tanner with access to his work.

 Castle : And we only know one person like that. His assistant, Omar Dixon.

 Castle : Omar Dixon is working for Tanner, but he's just scraping by.

 Castle : Tanner doesn't want it, but Dixon sees an opportunity.

I figured that after that girl in the stairwell you'd be done for the night.

 House : which means you'd be useless. Better to extinguish all hope.

 Foreman : Leukemia has a higher prevalence in both young and old.

 House : have more in common with each other than with people in the middle.

 House : They were nowhere near each other in any of the four dimensions.

 Chase : She agrees with you that this is something more than gastroenteritis?

 Thirteen : We don't know it was the biopsy that caused the heart problem.

 House : You were looking for cancer. I thought it'd be helpful if...

 Lea : I need to speak to Scotty. I can talk to him. I need to talk to him.

 Cristina avoids eye contact : I think they want him to make the decision on his own.

 Lea : You think I'm sick for wanting to save my husband, don't you?

 Cristina : sometimes it's hard to keep a level head and to consider all the facts.

 Cristina : He almost killed you and your son. Those are the facts.

Dr. Bailey has us do procedures and exams on patients even if they're dead.

 Dr. Orsen looks like he can't believe this is happening : We have every intention of waiting until she's dead.

 Dibala : This is Ama. She is from our country, but she lives here now.

 Construction Worker : - Hey. - Just wanted to see you and say bye.

 SIGHS Oh, yeah, desperately. But I'll be there to pick up the pieces.

Is that CIA spook really forcing Svetlana to take Charlie's place?

 Beckett : Yeah, but, you know, there's not much that we can do about it,

WOMAN ON TV : Police have arrested 2 Cool for School star, Ramon Russo,

 News Reporter : Sources close to the case say Russo's motive may be tied

 Reese Harmon : Picking up her dogs, picking up her dry cleaning.

 Reese Harmon : You try writing a script with all of that going on.

 Esposito : Killing Sarah to keep a lid on her plagiarism? That's cold.

 Ryan : She didn't want to put in the work, so she took a shortcut.

 Ryan : I found a new route that'll get us to the Old Haunt in eight minutes.

 Beckett : - You set a trap? - I've got you now, you super rats.

 Beckett : Well, can you blame her, Castle? You practically turned her into a Smurf.

 Castle : She looked me right in the eye and she blamed the Borrowers.

 Castle : For what? Not having food? I mean, I give her a sizable allowance,

 Castle : and if that's not enough, she can always ask for more.

 Beckett : Like I said, Castle, there are plenty of mysteries in the everyday.

 Beckett : Hey, Ryan, has Justine Bolton's murder file come in yet?

 Ryan : She was attacked in the apartment that she shared with Anne Cardinal.

 Ryan : The way she was choked and bruised, looked like it was a crime of passion.

 Ryan : Unfortunately, he fled and he hasn't been seen since the murder.

 Castle : Any chance he had long shaggy hair and he was eight feet tall?

 Ryan : Uh, no. Sorry, Castle. It was Justine's boyfriend, Kurt Wilson.

 Ryan : He was a football player with a history of assaults on and off the field.

 Beckett : Maybe Susan visited Nieman here, or came in for an appointment.

 Esposito : He'll be here ready to jump in by the time you get back.

 Esposito : The hospital won't share security footage without a court order.

 Beckett : Either way, we've got to figure out where this woman is.

Yeah. Or you could pitch in, grab a nostril and help me get this face off.

 Sheldon : You don't know what it's like to feel completely frustrated.

 Sheldon : To have a desire build up within you and be denied any opportunity for release.

 Penny : Okay, help me out here. Why does he love this show so much?

 Bernadette : I mean, you do get that usually the monster chases the pretty girl...

 Bernadette : ...but this time the pretty girl chases the monsters?

 Jorge : But a couple years ago, I took her up to the mountains.

 Bailey : The good news is it hasn't spread from his prostate to his lymph nodes.

 Castle : - sitting on 19 pounds of cyclonite. - She was bluffing?

 House : - We have to draw some blood. - What about my breathing?

Associated hyperviscosity syndrome gummed up the blood vessels in your lungs.

 Powell : So odd that Dr. Cameron doesn't-- doesn't believe it either.

 House : - Just give me 12 more hours. - We had a deal. No more tests.

 Leonard : Although, this will be the first time I'll be the one saying it.

 Frank Sr. : I burned the formula, and I put your diapers on backwards.

I made up a song to sing to you, but that made you cry even more.

It's going to be a long, hard surgery, and put a lot of stress on your body.

 Bailey smiles back : - But you're you. - So if we don't operate, I die.

 Jeremiah : And 26 years with this disease is awesome. And that's the reality.

 Mrs. Linden : How many times do we have to tell you? He wasn't trying to kill himself.

 Mrs. Linden : - It was an accident. - They're just doing their job, hon.

 Mrs. Linden : - Their job is to make you better. - Where were you at the time?

 Mrs. Linden : I was in the next room. And I heard the shot. And it was awful.

 Samuel looking at his wife : - It's over now. - Why didn't you call 911?

 Alex : We have to report any gunshot wounds to the police. It's the law.

I'll definitely think twice before correcting one of your mistakes again.

Correct all you want. Course, it's a bit more productive if there's an actual mistake.

 Cameron : I gave her the heparin, which means the necrosis is not a reaction to the warfarin,

 Cameron : which is probably why she's not responding to your treatment. Yet.

 Cameron : I'm the only one who's always stood behind you when you've screwed up.

 Cameron : Because I'm not insanely insecure, and because I can actually trust in another human being,

 Cameron : If everyone took a pay cut and put in a few more hours, we could all stay for the same amount of money.

 Gabe : So you really did force his roommate to hack into the laptop?

 House : First she got mad. Then I stole her computer to fix things.

 Corwin : Wait, so you tried to fix your relationship by stealing her computer?

That's so sweet. Would you like to say goodbye? It would mean a lot to her.

 Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter : -Well, her memory is pretty much gone. -All right, then.

-Shall we pick up from where we left off? -I'm still tired from this afternoon.

If I didn't have sex with you, I had sex with somebody that looked like..

-You didn't notice different clothes? -I was just so excited to see you.

 Ruth interrupts : Stop with the rambling, Agnes. Make your point.

 Eleanor : Only babies die of croup. Rose died with a cold in her chest.

 Meredith : This really is something that I need to speak with her husband about.

 Ruth : - May he rest in peace. - But Grace said she just saw him.

 Ruth : She almost died twice in the last month. Said she saw him each time.

 Eleanor : It's not meshugena! He was waiting for her in the light.

- You won't be anywhere in 30 seconds... - Sir, all due respect...

 Ryan : That victim worked for the ADA that put Fosse in jail six years ago.

 Gates : Make a list of everyone involved with the prosecution at his trial.

 Gates : on any fragments that were recovered from both bombings.

Without the disarm code, we're gonna need to get eyes on the device.

We use a fiber-optic scope, go in through the ceiling downstairs.

 Mahoney : Well, we'll do everything we can to minimize the risk.

 Mahoney : Still, there'll be some vibrations, so there's always a chance that...

All right, we'll go as quick as we can, but as slow as we have to.

You need me to hide your porn stash so your dad doesn't find it?

 Beckett : I've been standing here for hours and I'm feeling the fatigue set in.

 Castle : Escaped POWs have walked hundreds of miles to gain their freedom.

 Ross : I wonder how many people would go see a movie called Jurassic Parka.

 Rachel : ...then why did you insist on coming with me this morning?

 Stuart : I felt bad for finishing your yogurt, so I bought more.

 Sheldon : to test your intelligence against chimpanzees in her lab?

 Amy in flashback : Boy, I just can't seem to get these scissors back together.

 Ruth Spurloch : Drop the hardware, boys, or I'll blow you both away.

 Bobby Spurloch : Let Tony the Tiger have at the others like we planned.

 Esposito : I swear, the last thing I do is put a bullet right through your head.

 Ruth : You New Yorkers ain't nearly as scary as a Texas lawman.

lf you feel that neither of those is right for you, you could always adopt.

Because we love you, Dr. Connelly, but we don't want you to be our child.

 Ross : Guess who's up for keynote speaker at the National Paleontology Conference?

When was the last time he made a submission deadline for an abstract?

 Castle : Slow murder day. We got off early. You're playing laser tag?

 Castle : Is it just me, or is the loft getting awfully small these days?

 Castle : The secret manned mission to Mars rumors were true. I knew it!

 Radio : Rachel, he wants you to know he's sorry for what he did...

 Radio : We've just gotten a call from Rachel and she told us what Ross did.

 Radio : It's pretty appalling. And, Ross, if you're listening...

 Radio : Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance?

 Leonard : I don't even know what you're talking about and I agree.

 Sheldon off : Would you booze hounds please stop that infernal clinking?!

 Priya : Leonard, sweetheart, we're kissing, not eating hot soup.

 Beckett : Castle, that was Agent Avery. Jordan never made it home last night.

 Castle : So, he was already in the car waiting for her when she got in.

 Beckett : So he leans in from behind, she elbows him in the nose,

 Beckett : His nose is still bleeding, but he has Jordan at gunpoint.

 Beckett : And he brings her to here, where there's a car waiting.

Let's run down reports of all stolen vehicles from the past 24 hours.

 Chandler : Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know that I love you.

 Sheldon : Well, I have been toying around with an idea for 4D chess.

 Penny : but I was thinking maybe something a little more personal.

 Sheldon : But I don't want to know how many underpants you own.

 Sheldon : Although, based on the floor of your bedroom, I'd say it's a thousand.

 Penny : Okay, look, here's something people do not know about me.

 House : That was Cameron. The kid that wasn't all that sick is now all that sick.

 House : His body's not making new blood cells. His bone marrow's crashing.

 Beverley : Oh, not at all. But I am a bit distressed to be in a vehicle...

 Penny : Come on, I mean, you're not upset that your marriage is over?

 Beverley : Well, initially I felt something akin to grief and perhaps anger...

 Beverley : ...but that's the natural reaction of the limbic system...

 Beverley : ...by the fact that I haven't had intercourse with him in eight years.

 Beverley : I've been responsible for my own orgasms since 1982.

 Simon : The note says only one will survive. I need to make sure it's me.

 Beckett : This'll have to do until I get you into real handcuffs.

 Patty : You tried to kill us. If she hadn't taken the bullets out, you would have.

 Meadow : I wasn't myself. It was fight or flight. Pure animal instinct.

"Singing is neither an appropriate vocation nor avocation for you...

...and if you disagree, I recommend a CAT scan to look for a tumor...

 Sheldon : ...pressing on the cognitive processing centers of your brain."

I would have to say, "You were terrific and I can't wait to hear you sing again."

 Leonard : ...when you have a friend who's proud of something they really suck at.

 Sheldon : When we played chess earlier, you were terrific, and I can't wait to play you again.

 Leonard : This would be so much easier if I were a violent sociopath.

 Bartender : One time, his jacket rolled up in the back, he was strapped.

Three days after my last tour in Iraq, I'm at a diner with friends.

 Ryan : Here's what I don't get. What's a drug dealer doing with my gun?

 Rachel : Wow. You know what? That is the best fake speech I think I've ever heard.

And when you get upset about little things, I think I'm pretty good...

 Foreman : House doesn't usually accept "we gave up halfway" as an answer.

 Masters : If I could get fluid closer to the sources of infection,

 Masters : I'm gonna set up for an ear drainage and a thoracentesis.

Why don't we play Rock, Paper, Scissors, and whoever loses, goes in first.

All right, come on. All right, you guys, we're so sorry we're late.

 Monica : No, everything's cold. The turkey's dried out and the stuffing's all soggy.

 House : While the surgeons are cutting out a chunk of your liver,

 House : You work seven days a week, you volunteer, you raise a kid.

 House : Yet you still somehow find the time to lie to hubby number two

that you really, really wanna give him a child with his chin and pretty brown eyes.

 House : Explains all your symptoms that aren't explained by your other lies.

 House [tosses Paper Onto Her Tray.] : Stop taking the pill, and it will go away on its own.

 Margo [looking At Stella, Demands Sharply.] : What are you gonna tell my husband?

 Richard : Honey, I would love to do all that, but nothing's changed.

 Richard : But we still want different things, and we know how this is gonna end.

...because getting over you is the hardest thing I have ever had to do.

 Bank employee : Okay, actually, it's because of your wife's credit card debt.

Kid's echo was normal. No signs of any vegetations on heart valves.

 Chase : Also, I have an idea for his eye. Nothing we can do about his eye.

 Chase : If we remove some of the liquid from the eye itself, the vitreous humour,

 Chase : it might make some extra room around the retinal artery.

 House : If the artery expands, the clot might move on its own. That's very creative.

 Penny : got to be something fun we could do that the guys will hate.

 Penny : You walked out of the house in a fez and bow tie. I went

 Leonard : Now you're helping them find ways to make us miserable?

 Sheldon : Well, I'm sorry, Leonard, I'm a problem-solver, it's what I do.

 Raj : I'm sorry. This does not look like Texas. Where's the tumbleweeds?

 Leonard : They probably have steaks on sale at that big-ass Costco over there.

 Mrs Cooper : -Can I get you something to drink? -No, thank you.

 Castle : Probably to show him proof of whatever it is she has against him.

 Castle : So she calls in to the room, makes her demands by phone.

 Beckett : He confronts the clerk, trying to figure out who it is that's extorting him.

 Castle : with the duffel bag full of cash, puts it under the bed as instructed.

 Benny : Man, this dead guy had a lot of good-Iooking babes working for him.

 Penny : - You build stuff that goes into outer space. - I guess.

 Penny : ...and this is the first time I feel like I'm talking to a real person.

 10 : Doesn't want NASA to know her brain's getting her ears confused with her eyes.

 Cuddy : You're a virus, House. Now instead of one liability, I've got 20.

 House : You know my current thoughts, right? I don't have to put those on paper.

 24 : Original ALT levels weren't abnormal, but were near the edge.

 6 : I saw the lab values. You said we couldn't write anything down.

 Joey : Wait a minute. She obviously didn't understand the question.

 Joey : Nice going. You just saved yourself a couple months of sex.

...and you stay home on Saturday nights watching Ready, Set, Cook!

 Ross : Save the breakthroughs for therapy. The clock is ticking.

 Joey : Spread it out a little. Haven't you ever been unemployed?

 Chandler : Leave me alone! For the love of God, leave me alone!

 Monica : I'll take it down to 95%, but that's the best I can do.

I know that it's really lame, but I got these tickets from my boss...

 Phoebe : Okay, but I have two tickets to the ballroom-dance finals.

 Voldemort guy Who Works At The Rehab Centre : Time's up. Group's starting.

 Cameron : We're treating a man who runs into burning buildings for perfect strangers.

 Cameron : He didn't ask for what's happening to him. House did everything to himself.

 Foreman : Right now, House has more important things to deal with.

 Woman : I guess I was hoping he'd put his arms around me and tell me he understood.

 Therapist : You're doing the only thing you can do. You're trying.

Have you thought about how to fix things with people in your life?

 Monica : - Oh, my God. That's wild. - But it was, like, a million years ago.

 Ross : ...was the night I kissed Rachel for the very first time.

 Chandler : - You kissed her that night too? - Two guys in one night?

 Chandler : See, now, why would you assume that? Just because we're married?

l mean, l will have you know that we are very hip, happening people.

Now if you'll excuse me, l have to get back to reading the obituaries.

 Rachel : -Why? What's the big deal? -l figured because you and Ross are--

 Rachel : What? Slept together a year and a half ago? Yeah, l'm all set.

 Sheldon : Sure you can, you're doing fine, it's very believable.

It's our last night before she leaves for camp. To be a counselor.

I have a question. All jokes aside, where is this relationship going?

 Beckett : Yeah. Brad, this is Richard Castle. We work together.

 Donna Vincennes : What are you doing here? You knew that I was coming here.

 Beckett : No, he's a novelist who's been shadowing me on my murder cases.

 Beckett : A double homicide. It's actually a rather tricky case because the killer is...

 Castle : I mean, they didn't even have the right equipment to rob a bank.

 Amanda : I saw an incredible play off-Broadway the other night.

 Castle : I just wish I could figure out what they were doing with the ketamine.

 Castle : Unless the pet store was just a front for something else.

 Beckett : I mean, the fact is Hixton won the lottery a year ago.

 Castle : He bought three acres on the moon, and a mausoleum for his neighbor.

 Esposito : Two days later, Hixton came forward to claim his $ 117 million check.

 Esposito : He was an old man dying of, like, six different things.

 Esposito : Said everything looked like it was on the up and up.

 Castle : asks the old man if there's anything he can do for him.

 Castle : Yeah. But desperate times call for desperate measures.

Okay, Ben, I won't tell your daddy that you had ice cream before dinner...

Number one, I don't think Ben understands the concept of bribery.

 Ross : Oh, my God! He just said your name! That's great! Good job, Ben!

 Epsosito : Well, our victim is a Ted Rollins. He was shot twice in the chest.

 Esposito : It's just one of the many things that don't add up here.

 Lanie Parish : The killer left Ted Rollins' body in the shower.

At 11 : 50, uniforms responded to a 911 call made from the victim's cell phone.

 Lanie : but there are no bullets in the bathroom or anywhere else in the apartment.

 Beckett : to wash off the trace evidence from the original crime scene.

 Lanie : Grease here with the tiny red specks? Water didn't get that out.

 Lanie : I'm thinking he fell when he got shot and landed in that stuff.

 Esposito : I don't get it. Why would the killer risk moving the body

I was the point person on my company's transition from the KL5 to GR6 systems.

You'll be heading a whole division, so you'll have a lot of duties.

 Castle : - Mr. Smith, can you hear me? - Sir, I'm asking you to step away.

 Beckett : make sure that Maddox doesn't come back and finish off the job.

 Beckett : We know where the file is. It's right there, it's burned to a crisp.

 Castle : No, Smith is too smart to only keep one copy in his apartment.

 Castle : that means they're coming after you and there's absolutely nothing I can do.

Part of my job is to wear the clothes and see how people respond.

You're skinny, you're wearing Speedos that your mom promised you'd grow into.

 Chandler : Dressed as Carmen Miranda, wearing a headdress with real fruit...

 Chandler : ...that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack.

The point is, he was at every one of your swim meets, cheering you on.

 House : I'm not talking about your stupid ideas about the patient.

 Taub : Not without diminished mental capacity, loss ofjudgment.

 House : You obviously don't fit into that category, so why put yourself there?

 Chase : No, his tactics. He's most likely the one who leaked it

 Chase : and all the commentators are saying Anderson will catch a major backlash.

 House : until your patient asks if her distended abdomen makes her look fat.

 House : CT from his neck to his abdomen for neuro-endocrine tumors.

 ADDISON : We have to get you into the delivery room and get him out now.

I am your doctor. I am responsible for your life and your baby's life

 ADDISON : and I am not about to lose either one of you. Are we clear?

 MR. DUQUETTE : Four years of medical school. That's a lot of debt.

 MR. DUQUETTE : Did you think that Denny would pay for everything?

 IZZIE : - What are you talking about? - I'm talking about protecting my son.

 MR. DUQUETTE : Is that what he told you? That I... That his mother and I abandoned him?

 Doug : Of course, you did. Forgot something else too, you bastard!

 Doug : Everybody else got one, and you want one too. Don't you?

 Esposito : or maybe she wanted you out of her life once and for all.

Fibers stuck to the tarp that Holly was wrapped in matched your X5.

...I learned one of the most important things in soap opera acting...

 Phoebe : - How was teaching last night? - Great! You get to say stuff like : 

- But I don't know what he looks like. - He's the man in the black dress.

 Sheldon : When I moved to California, I promised my mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs.

 Leonard : But, Sheldon, without your insight and leadership, this enterprise will surely fail.

 Sheldon : Look at Planck's constant. People say that's arbitrary.

 Sheldon : Now, now, let's reconsider the entire argument but with entropy reversed...

He's right. People are not supposed to have heart attacks at 31.

 Monica : -You used to like playing the guitar. -That was lucrative. Smart like your brother.

What about the massage thing? That never gave you a heart attack.

 Rachel : Seriously, Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party.

 Phoebe : Rachel, this is the only bachelorette party I'm ever gonna have.

 Raj finding a large quantity of condoms : That's the spirit, Howard.

 Howard : You guys go ahead. I just have to finish up an e-mail.

 Howard : She's saying she dumped me. People need to know I dumped her.

 Rachel : -Hey, who's this little naked guy? -That little naked guy would be me.

 Omar Lincoln : Okay, I was at the house, yeah. But I didn't kill her.

 Esposito : You shove her inside and you grab the first weapon you find,

 Esposito : so that she doesn't call the cops and you don't get busted on your parole.

 Omar Lincoln : Look, I tagged the wall. Right after that I hit the flower shop on 63rd.

 Omar Lincoln : I heard them two fighting. I mean, breezy had her Park Avenue on.

 Castle : I can't believe we're taking Omar Lincoln at his word.

You'd have to be pretty drunk for it to affect a pool of plasma.

 Wilson : We're still working on the lungs. We should know soon.

 Leonard : ...he collects vintage motorcycles, he plays in a rock band.

 Leonard : He does this hysterical impersonation of Stephen Hawking having phone sex.

 Leonard : He said he was gonna take me to the gym so I'm gonna go practice my sit-ups.

 Penny entering : Hey, Sheldon. Are you and Leonard putting up a Christmas tree?

 Sheldon : No, because we don't celebrate the ancient pagan festival of Saturnalia.

Gather around, kids. It's time for Sheldon's beloved Christmas special.

...Kris and I were talking about how I've been married and how I have a son.

 Joey : Was it because the woman was straight or because she was a lesbian?

was the homicidal equivalent of blood in the urine. It doesn't fit.

 Clarence : I could feel his eyes digging holes in the back of my neck.

He didn't want to be around anything that looked like either one of us.

 Esposito : Yeah, he was tweeting photos of his manhood along the way.

 Castle : Disposed of by our killer! Just not the killer we thought.

 Ryan : Yeah. Amber Middleberry's and one other set belonging to the lovely,

 Joy : Amber and I have been friends since Little Miss Spangles.

 Beckett : Because your prints were all over the violin case, Joy.

 Beckett : And she had it with her when she came back from dinner last night.

 Joy : It was supposed to be her weakness, but she blew everyone away.

 Beckett : Whoever did this knew that he had that case with him.

 Ryan : Looks like the attackers fled in a late model G-Wagen, no plates.

 Ryan : The driver's log shows that Mr. Gensler was picked up at Teterboro Airport

 Ryan : after arriving on a private charter flight from Switzerland.

 Castle : So, I used a clue like this in one of my early Derrick Storm books.

 Wilson : why not go the extreme route now when there's a better chance of surviving it'?

 House : this treatment has about the same chance of killing you as the thymoma does.

 Wilson : I am not going to die slowly in a hospital bed under fluorescent lighting

 Wilson : with people stopping by to gawk and lie about how I look.

 Wilson : Even a small chance of that happening is too big a chance for me.

 Alexis : Winterkill Correctional. I tracked Beckett there earlier.

 Alexis : He's connected to this somehow. That's why Dad went to see him.

 Alexis : Yeah, but when I called her, she said she left him at the prison.

 Ryan : I'll reach out to the prison. Get their external surveillance feed.

 Castle : No. No, no, I just felt like you'd be serious enough for the both of us.

 Castle : I don't know. And even if I did know, I wouldn't tell you.

 Meredith : What are you, some kind of weirdo who watches women sleep?

I shouldn't be able to drop eight point seven million dollars on the floor.

 Izzie : Any chance you're misplacing your anxiety on me and my check?

 George : That check ruins my morning. Every morning. It belongs in the bank.

 Sheldon calling from outside : If your video's frozen, try resetting the TCP/lP stack.

 Man with a camera : Anything you want to say to the bride and groom?

 Barney : have a girlfriend and fully functioning male genitalia

 Wilson : I think House getting back to doing stupid House stuff

 Wilson : for stupid House reasons is the best thing that could happen to him.

 Taub : Restarting the treatment obviously didn't help anything.

 Taub : So an hour ago, we had three theories we couldn't agree on.

 Hawke : The mugger knew exactly when and where they were going to be.

 Hawke : Apparently, hardly anyone else knew the diamond was real.

 Beckett : Okay, so if the Warners were mugged, why wouldn't they just go to the police?

 Beckett : I need you to tell me everything you know about that mugging.

 Hawke : The Warners said the mugger wore a ski mask, but was definitely male.

 Beckett : If Hawke's telling the truth, then there's another player involved.

 Beckett : Someone who knew that the diamond was real and used Alice to get it.

 Gates : Do you think Alice was under duress? That someone was forcing her to help?

 Ryan : CSU's scouring it for clues, but it seems like it was a high-level job.

 Chandler : ...was when Superman flew all the Jews out of Egypt.

 Ross : The armadillo was actually not so thrilled about that part.

 Phoebe : ...but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunny's funeral?

 House : which, in combination with an erratic heart rate, usually indicates...

 In San Francisco, in a bus.Man 1 : I'm a buddhist monk slash adventure-traveler writer.

 Alex : - Just put me back on this case, please. - There's not much of a case left.

 Cristina : We've done the initial surgery on Julie's omphalocele.

 Cristina : A primary closure was attempted but there was pulmonary compromise

 Cristina : - so we couldn't continue... - Yang, do this in plain English.

 Cristina : and we think we can push in the rest with a second operation.

We put in Lucy's brain shunt yesterday and she's doing very well.

We have to keep monitoring to make sure the spinal fluid doesn't back up.

 Meredith : Charlotte's lungs were less developed than the others',

Joey, you're so sweet, so sweet, honey. But I'm not looking for a husband.

 Joey : -Listen, about that, I only offered.. -Ooh, a Salami Buddy!

 Raj taking his shirt off : So how long have you lived in Los Angeles?

 Ryan : but since they were routed through the main switchboard at the college,

 Esposito : and she placed two calls to Lady Irena's House of Pain.

 Beckett : That must be where Mistress Venom works. Did you get an address?

 Ryan : Conveniently located for all your lunchtime spanking needs.

 Beckett : see if there's anything that's there that might implicate one of her clients.

 Beckett : Meanwhile, Castle and I will go and meet this Mistress Venom.

 Beckett : Hi. My name is Kate, and my boyfriend has been a very bad boy.

 Beckett : Actually, a friend of mine recommended a Mistress Venom.

Uh-uh, Castle, this is the perfect way to get Venom without tipping our hand.

 Beckett : What's the matter, Castle? You afraid of a little role play?

What'd you think it was going to be? Torture wheels and women in corsets?

 Meredith : Enough with the ferry boats. What about your friends?

 Derek : - I'm a surgeon. I don't have friends. - Everybody has friends.

 Meredith : What do you do on your days off? These are important questions.

 Derek : - You have more details than most. - This is going somewhere weird.

 Meredith : I want facts, and until I get them, my pants are staying on.

 Meredith : That is what I'm talking about. I don't want to be your gravy.

 Taub : An entire hospital betting on the legitimacy of my kids.

 Sheldon : Perhaps we can enjoy one last meal together before Leonard returns.

 Penny : Yeah, thanks, but I kind of feel like eating alone tonight, so--

 Sheldon : Are you sure? With your Italian pizza and my Chinese noodles,

-l called the building manager, so-- -Oh, I can take a look at it.

 Sheldon : Not to brag, but I spent most of fifth grade with my head in a toilet.

Well, if you don't know that, then I don't want to do this with you.

I am looking at a purchase order right here, and it clearly states that we ordered...

Could I please speak to your supervisor? Thank you. We're holding.

 Rachel : - What are you doing here? - Well, you said you couldn't go out, so...

 Rachel : Ross, honey, this is very nice, but I've got a crisis.

 Rachel : ...but I told you on the phone, I don't have time to stop.

 House : Take your time. It's not like I've got a gun to my head.

 Wilson : Lung cancer usually shows up lower than the seventh nerve.

 House : If I do it, I can't tell Cuddy that it was medically necessary.

 Wilson : If there's swelling, it's a Pancoast tumor that's metastasized.

 Ryan : Mistress Scorpion thinks that Jessica might have been working off the books.

 Kelly : No, it wouldn't. I told you, she was very private about her work.

 Castle : You mean to tell me she didn't once slip out to the bathroom

 Kelly : And the night she was killed, I was in Westchester with my folks.

 Kelly : The only other person with a key to the office is Maintenance.

What, you think he broke into her filing cabinet and took her research?

 Castle : You said it yourself, it's a very competitive program,

 Castle : This is Matt's proposal for studying the effect of AIDS on inner city clinics.

 Castle : It wasn't Tyler who confronted Jessica at the dungeon.

 Beckett : By digging into her story. I'll call her work, check into her alibi.

 Esposito : And that's when she told me that she saw the photo on my profile.

Well, technically Jenny did. I've only been managing your profile.

 Esposito : Did you think I wouldn't find out? I almost arrested that girl.

 Esposito : What the hell is wrong with you? I can find my own dates.

 Beckett : But whoever did made sure to do it right by Taylor's building.

 Castle : Which means someone wants us to believe it was Taylor.

Because... You think Richard Castle wants you planning his bachelor party?

And just remember that I gave you an opportunity to bow out gracefully.

 Ryan : And it turns out that Logan was there between 3 : 00 and 4 : 00 a.m.

 Castle : So the last place he went before he was killed was a gym.

 Gym Clerk : He was in here every day on the rock wall, practicing his climbing.

Are you sure she doesn't want to just take you back to her lair,

 James Wilson : She's pretty. She's funny. Maybe she's a little more...

 James Wilson : But, I'm happy. Can't I just enjoy what that feels like for a while?

 Lisa Cuddy : But you knew it was kinder to tell them the truth.

 Roz Viner : That cortisol stuff is great. Does it work on everything?

 Roz Viner : You must be so tired. You should go home and get some sleep.

 Roz Viner : I never told you, but you are much better looking than Mrs. Silver led me to expect.

 Foreman : the fourth thing you said was, "Where's my old environment?"

 Foreman : It's been a year. Taub, Chase, Thirteen all moved on.

 House : I'm not interested in another department's sloppy seconds.

 House : If that were true, you'd be working right now and unavailable to help.

you're a cowardly reject who's trying to hide her rejectedness from someone.

 Foreman : you made six people happy and one person happy and rich.

 Foreman : Chase won every one of those bets. So either you're just really nice or...

 Taub : You're like lemmings marching off the cliff of competitive humiliation.

 Adams : There's nothing wrong with me using my strengths to my advantage.

 Park : With an argument like that, maybe you should just drop down to your knees and...

 Taub : At the risk of derailing this very productive photo shoot

 House : tear each other to pieces, then you swoop in with the save.

 House : I was gonna go Dollywood, but I'm not sure I can pull off that wig.

 Taub : Everybody was playing nice and in your world, nice doesn't solve cases.

 Taub : But after what happened, a little bonding is a good thing.

...that you're not over Ross yet, and you have issues with your father.

- I don't have any issues with my father. - Okay, so it's probably the Ross thing.

 Joey : She told everyone in the company about that infomercial...

 Joey : ...and now they all keep asking me to open their drinks!

Okay, and whenever I can't do it, they're all, like, laughing at me!

- Wow. What do you think she wants? - Maybe the crazy fog has lifted...

 Nora : So you were only spending time with me to screw with him?

 House : Enough to listen to Evita, twice, and I really hate Evita.

 Beckett : Yeah, except lots of people don't have evidence in their apartments.

 Beckett : So then why don't you explain how detectives found a .38 revolver

 Castle : All right, then where were you the night that Sid was murdered?

 Beckett : Well, it doesn't feel right. But there is an abundance of evidence.

 BAILEY : - You can have them all. - Something you needed, Dr. Montgomery?

Your sister Molly's just been admitted for an emergency C-section.

 ADDISON : Technically, she is. You have the same father. And Susan...

I appreciate you trying to be nice, but I really don't need to know this.

 MRS. O'MALLEY : I put out some breakfast in case you kids haven't eaten.

Let's make this fast, people. I have a day. Which one of the interns is mine?

Harold O'Malley, 63, diagnosed with esophageal cancer and aortic regurg.

 Siobhan : Bobby changes it every Friday. But I know the system he uses.

 Ryan : And Jimmy could get the bible because he was one of the crew

 Ryan : As far as the crew knows, I bolted when the feds swooped in.

 Wilson : oregano vinegar, no, not balsamic vinegar, oregano vinegar.

 Wilson : you'd look for one last meal and House would look for one last answer.

 Wilson : Foreman, Cameron and Chase's pads are just as convenient.

 Wilson : But their association with you is involuntary, they're employees.

 Wilson : you have to see how far you can push before it breaks.

 Chandler : ...and grab them and scoot on over here and unlock me?

 Chandler : I did break up with her! She just took it really, really well!

 Chandler : But then something happened that made it shoot right out.

 Rachel : You got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out.

 Chandler : You must have me confused with the "Amazing Chandler"!

 Chandler : Unlock me! She could be gone for hours, and I'm cold and...

 Ramon : That's why we have beliefs, so we can still see the right thing to do

 Mark : How the hell could she have loved a manipulative son of a bitch like you?

 House : Maybe she was attracted to different things in the two of us.

 House : You think that's the kind of thing you can just turn off?

 Mark : - Get him out of here! - Dr. House, cancel your book group.

Oh, right. Maybe that's because I didn't send him an invitation.

 Chandler : An invitation? That's like almost asking him to come.

Wow. That must be a very different view when he stands over an air vent.

 Leonard : It's gonna be special for Penny and me to share this with you.

 CHIEF : Do you know what kind of strength it must have taken Yang to come to me?

 ELENA : Well, you get a good night's sleep and I'll come back in the morning.

 Cameron : 35-year-old male, crushing headache, and three seizures in the last two days.

 Cameron : Severe agoraphobe. The world scares the hell out of him.

 Cameron : So we can only test him with whatever we can take to him.

 Cameron : He and his girlfriend were mugged seven years ago. It's when it started.

 Cameron : I talked to him through his door when he had flu last year.

 House : She's definitely not here trying to work her way back on the team

 House : There's a reason that we've evolved the feeling of awkwardness.

 Cuddy : I was emotional because of the adoption falling through,

 Cuddy : and you actually let your human side show for a moment.

 House : You're welcome. Any time you want to stop kissing, I'm there for you.

 Beckett : has made me comfortable in a leadership position, and at this point...

 Kaufman : to pursue a personal vendetta against Senator Bracken,

 Kaufman : and flown in the face of authority whenever it suits you.

 Kaufman : Not to mention your working relationship with Richard Castle.

 Kaufman : how often have you let your personal feelings for your husband

 Kaufman : and a great deal of the taxpayers' money to search for him,

 Kaufman : for being the inspiration for the fictional NYPD detective Nikki Heat,

 Captain Victoria Gates : Detective Beckett, how do you expect to lead,

 Kaufman : and, in my opinion, you are not qualified to be a detective.

A hat! Yes! We need a hat! Where are we gonna find a tiny little hat?

Janice's birthday is coming up. I wanna get her something special.

That's a good idea. "Dear Janice : Have a Hubba Bubba birthday."

 House : Take him off the antibiotics, start him on corticosteroids.

 Taub retrieving A Shirt From Foreman's Locker : Your first-date shirt.

 Foreman : It's also the reason you're starting to annoy the crap out of me.

 Taub : Forgive me for trying to connect a little with my roommate.

 Taub : I just found out that Rachel is now officially more than just emotional

 Taub : Just thinking about it kind of makes me want to throw up.

 House : To get it from denture cream, he'd have to take so much of it.

So is an ear infection, but since he didn't test positive for that either...

 House : Do you have any idea how much paperwork Cuddy's gonna need signed?

If you really wanna do something, you do it, you don't save it for a sound bite.

 House : His dad tossed him out. So what's our guy wanna apologize for?

 Cameron : your body will recognize this material, and we'll see a reaction on your arm.

 Beckett : Yeah, but they also said that they killed Justin Marquette,

 Castle : An impossible murder connected to a shadowy and mysterious cult.

 Beckett : Okay. Well, then, do you know this man, Justin Marquette?

What about this man? Miles Madsen? I understand he works for you.

 Cuddy : Tests are negative. Patient's negative for all floral allergies.

 Cameron : His temperature's through the roof. There's mucous pouring out of him.

 Chase : I know he has an infection, but what if it didn't directly cause the scrotum issue?

 Chase : What if it just caused the thing that caused the scrotum issue?

 Chase : We stuck him in that room, put his stupid, little runny-nose infection into hyperdrive.

 Cameron : The infection in Matty's mitral valve rules him out as a donor.

 House : Okay, perfect is too strong of a word, but it's very, very good.

All we've got to do is remove the valve, ID the infection, target and destroy it.

 Foreman : He'll be fine on antibiotics. He doesn't need open-heart surgery.

 Chase : Either way he's got a dead brother. The infection isn't just in the valve.

 House : marinate it in the targeted antibiotic, simmer and serve.

 Beckett : I wasted a lot of time on clairvoyants calling tip lines

A witness saw a tall, dark-haired man leaving here around 2 : 30 yesterday.

 Penny : and then she was going to spend the afternoon in meditation.

 Penny : It was a mother and a daughter. Their names should be in her book.

 Beckett : Well, there was a notation in her calendar at 3 : 00.

 Castle : Did your mother continue offering the police help after that?

 Bernadette : of you to go to all this trouble for Leonard's mother.

 Beverly : How dare you invite your father without consulting me!

 Beverly : You do understand our marriage ended because he had an affair.

 Beverly : and hadn't shown him any physical affection for years.

 Castle : If you hadn't gone looking for the draft that blew out the candle,

 Beckett : Spell it out for those of us that are paranormally-impaired.

 Castle : Jack Sinclair's ghost was helping solve his own murder.

 House : I wouldn't come here for thanks, that would be ungracious.

 Morgan : A cat chooses that exact moment to sit on your computer.

 Morgan : A major religion. That man changed the course of history.

 Barney : On the bright side, he came in handy standing in for you

 Robin : You actually think you're some kind of an expert on me?

 Ted : Whenever marshall and lily have a big argument, they always

 Monica : I want you to know that if it's positive, we're gonna..

 Mrs. Connors : Well, at first, we thought she was just putting on weight.

 Mrs. Connors : And, the bigger it got, the less she wanted to go.

 Mrs. Connors : And she never really felt all that sick until last night.

 Cristina : You know, the right thing to do would have been to call a year ago.

 Meredith : I'm going to go downstairs, and I'll be back up shortly.

 Ms. Levangie : The doctor mentioned it, and I've read about it online.

 Wilson : Last I checked, pigheadedness was not the eighth heavenly virtue.

 Leah : I'm the one who brought him here. I should be able to see how he's doing.

Are we talking about the patient or how to get a raise from Cuddy?

 Foreman : The Wegener's treatment gave him a massive hemorrhage in his bladder.

 Cameron : We were treating him for Wegener's when everything went wrong.

 Derek : So what's your "Joe" story? Seems like everybody here has one.

 Derek : OK. I went to Joe's place the night before I started working here.

 Derek : I got drunk and she took... No. We were drunk. Definitely.

 Derek : Somebody took advantage. Either way, I look at it as my initiation to Seattle.

 George : So, technically, the paperwork just needs to be submitted

 George : by midnight of the day of the surgery to be considered?

I can't tell them there's nothing that can be done when I know I can fight it.

 Richard : Mr. O'Malley, my job is to do the best I can for you medically.

 Harold : Closing me up and sending me home to die isn't best for me.

 Sheldon : ...since we've had a woman take her clothes off in our apartment.

 Sheldon : Point taken. It has been some time since we've had a woman take her clothes off...

 Sheldon : That woman in there is not going to have sex with you.

 Leonard : That's not to say that if a carnal relationship were to develop...

 Funeral Director : I called the police, but since nothing was missing,

 Funeral Director : Maybe if you had, I wouldn't have Mrs. Manks out for my blood.

 Beckett : Dr. Monroe finished her shift at 6 : 00 p.m. last night

 Beckett : which is about an hour or two before she was murdered.

 Castle : The last web searches on her phone were after 6 : 00 p.m. yesterday.

 Castle : Or, perhaps she was planning a liaison with her lover.

 Castle : Her boyfriend found out and killed her in a jealous rage.

 Kevin Ryan : Hey! Funeral director's story checked out. Somebody did break in.

 Beckett : Did you get any foreign prints on the casket or the window?

 Beckett : it seems like a shame to waste his talents here in the field.

 Beckett : Would you mind going back to the morgue with Dr. Parish

and see what we else can stir up. You know, boring police stuff.

 Beckett : - Anything in the wallet? - Nope. Dry-cleaning ticket, ID,

Uh-uh. You do not get to say hi to me. I'm just doing my girl a favor.

 Cristina : Great. No blood, no guts, no lives to save. It's dead quiet.

 Bailey : OK, uh, Yang, first one's yours. Grey, take number two.

 Paramedic : Jesse Fannon, 32, unrestrained driver in a rear-end collision.

 Paramedic : - BP's 120 palp. Pulse 75. - Well, what do you want to do, Yang?

 Cristina : Primary and secondary survey. Uh, head CT and X-ray.

 Jesse : Wait! I'm counting the siren whoops. We can't go until it reaches 33.

 Paramedic : Nikki Ratlin, 30, erratic BP in the field. Chest and leg pain.

 Granger : He cloned his tracker before they embedded it under his skin.

 Granger : As long as no one was looking, he could slip out at any time.

 Esposito : Well, after the Mars simulation, prison should be a breeze.

 House : Was anything else making him nervous or worried before his other symptoms?

 Chase : An arachnoid cyst on his lower spine, that's why we missed it.

 House : Her body won't get any oxygen unless we can bust the clot.

 Sheldon : As a symbolic gesture to all the bullies who've tormented us for years...

 Sheldon : ...we open our home to Jimmy, and once he's asleep, we kill him.

 Sheldon : I said it would be nice. I didn't say we should do it.

 Penny : Except for the virgin part. That ship sailed a long time ago.

 Bernadette : I think Mother Teresa would've washed the clothes first.

 Penny : Yeah, well, I bet her laundry room wasn't down five flights of stairs.

Oh. I used to think it was such a clichÃ©, but it seems to be the...

Listen, sir, for the last time, I don't care what the computer says.

 Rachel : We did not take a bag of Mashuga Nuts from the minibar.

 Joey : I was told the name of the movie would not appear on the bill.

-We're checking out of the bridal suite. -That's right, I'm no longer a bride.

Honey, don't be upset. We still have so much to look forward to.

 Chandler : -The wedding pictures. -It won't be ready for weeks.

 Castle : He's gonna confess. And we're gonna know just who you are.

 Beckett : The one who left you to get busted at that bank job seven years ago.

 Esposito : All those nights in the joint, knowing you were in there rotting away,

 Esposito : while he was out there free, because he ditched you at the bank.

 Beckett : We're here to investigate the murder of Derek Brookner.

 Castle : We believe he was your entertainment for last night's soiree.

I need to know the exact time that he arrived and left yesterday.

I think the trip down to the station will jog everyone's memories.

 Beckett : Derek was still wearing his costume when he was killed last night

 Beckett : which makes your party the last place that he was seen alive.

 Jamie Ruiz : Well, he seemed fine when he left, right? I mean...

 Beckett : Well, how many of them had access to vacation-hold information?

It's... I just... Why did you say I was dating Detective Beckett?

 Donna : Oh, well, I just assumed. You kept bringing her up during the interview.

 Donna : Really? Because if you aren't involved, Bachelorette Number Three

 Donna : Or are you one of those people who never goes below the fold?

 Castle : I've been very busy with my second Nikki Heat novel and I...

 Sheldon entering : Well, you can add Jerry's Junction to the Iist of train stores...

 Sheldon entering : ...Sheldon Cooper will never set foot in again.

 Sheldon : It was billed as a lively give-and-take on the merits of model-train sizes.

 Sheldon : ...to intimidate weak-minded, spineless rubes into buying HO starter sets.

 Amy : I had a delightful evening. We should do this again sometime.

 Amy : Glad to hear it. I need someone to accompany me to the wedding...

 Amy : They're kind of the Brad and Angelina of the Primatology Department.

 Amy : - He behaved like a child the entire time. - It's not my fauIt.

 Chandler : How can you have a roommate that we don't know about?

 Penny : Gosh, I wonder what Leonard's doing right now. I miss him so much.

 Sheldon : As I've explained, the absence of my friends does not cause me pain.

 Penny : -I'm calling him. -Oh, goodie! Put him on speakerphone!

 Dr. Long : -I see something. -What, you do? You do? Oh, my God!

She's in a more difficult position, so you have to push harder now.

 Leonard : I'm sorry. I don't mean to be rude but I need to go call Raj's sister...

 Penny : Okay, so he's got money, and it's a few gifts, and a car.

But I wouldn't have because I'm not that kind of girl. We should really talk to Raj.

 Joey : You know I'm filling in for Phoebe's stepdad tomorrow, right?

 Mike : - Yeah. Yeah. Hey, thanks for doing that. - Oh, hey, my pleasure.

 Joey : I understand you plan to support your wife by playing the piano?

 Bernadette : I mean, look at this guy. You think he came like this?

 Leonard : -How long should we stay? -I don't know. I'm kind of hungry.

 House he Turns Back, Amused : You're giving me an incentive to actually show up?

 House he Walks Back To Wilson : How high did Cuddy authorize you to go?

Why do people believe that I'm incapable of doing anything nice?

 Taub starting To Remove The Tie : I can't tell if you're being passive-aggressive

 Foreman : We didn't test for an allergic reaction to narcotics.

 Beckett : - between Maddox and Bracken. - And we won't find one.

 Beckett : Yeah, but he won't cooperate, Castle. He's already made that clear.

 Castle : This is his only play. He's smart enough to know that.

 Senator Bracken : Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to introduce to you

 Genevieve : That's when I overheard the fight he had with his ex-boyfriend.

 Genevieve : a story about stolen relics turns from a back-page snoozer

 Genevieve : And though I wanted to be helpful to your murder investigation...

 Genevieve : Only you've got to keep me as your anonymous source. Deal?

 Genevieve : No, but I do know that Harlin used an alias while in Turkey.

 Penny : Yeah. When I didn't pay my bill, the Department of Water and Power...

 Penny : I used Sheldon's money to pay my rent. Then I had, like, $14 left over.

 Penny : Put it back in your pocket or I'll find another place to put it.

 Leonard : Look, you do understand that Sheldon doesn't care when he gets the money back.

 Leonard : You're a little behind on your bills. Everybody gets behind on bills.

 Leopold : I think it's time for you to go. I have nothing more to say.

 Castle : There is one other way he could've gotten that information.

 Castle : Well, we can't be sure. And we're running out of time.

 Beckett : You know what, you can stop worrying about the spirits getting to you,

 Beckett : Hey, we need you to subpoena records from the asylum,

 Beckett : see who Leopold was in contact with by phone or over email.

 Ryan : Yeah, sure. But, just so you know, there's been a development.

 Foreman : You want us to ignore the fact that she's lost 80% of her skin?

 House : Eats through to the lungs. Get an ultrasound of her liver.

 Foreman : Toxic epidermal necrolysis? That's a one-in-a-million reaction.

 Esposito : Tell me you spelled it right on the birth certificate.

 Beckett : So, if you see that genie again, you mind telling her I said thank you?

 Beckett : some of my common sense has finally rubbed off on you.

 Beckett : Like the ones in Star Trek? You would never have to fly again.

 Castle : Only to go back and fall in love with you all over again.

 Rachel : nothing is authentic, and everyone winds up having the same stuff.

 Penny : That you promise to zip your hole for the next eight hours.

- Hey. How's it going? - Cut the crap. You set this up, didn't you?

 Leonard : When I saw that you were in ours, I went and used another one.

 Sheldon : After you used the facilities at the gas station, did you make a purchase?

It's customary when using the restroom at a retail establishment...

lf you just got back from Tulsa, how did your suitcase beat you here?

l climbed down the fire escape, and you can't put that in the closet?

 House : It's off by one percentage point. It's within range, it's normal.

 House : If her DNA was off by one percentage point, she'd be a dolphin.

 House : We've got a patient who for no obvious reason is hallucinating.

 House : While I'm resting, you guys get some arterial blood gases,

But if all that comes back negative, then snake a catheter into her lungs.

 Chase : This goes all the way up the vein by your hip, into your lung.

 Chase : If I find something up there blocking anything, I pull it out. Simple.

 Andie : It's gonna be easy. The doctor at Sloan told me I had a great aorta.

 Chase : - Oh, you have had this test before. - Sorry. I just like hearing you talk.

 Monica : I told you, you don't have to do that. This isn't camp.

 Richard : Then I guess the panty raid last night was totally uncalled for.

The baddest. Otherwise, the song would be "Fat, Fat Leroy Brown."

Oh, no, not at all. It's okay. Marc Horger. This is my wife, Julie.

 Sheldon : Perhaps that joke was a little too hippie-dippy for this crowd.

 Bernadette : even the tiniest organisms can still tear you a new one.

 Howard : I think what you might need to know about my colleague

 Howard : is that though she claims her field of interest is tiny organisms,

 Beverley : I'm just not sure it's appropriate with my son's roommate.

 Sheldon : ...I can't help but speculate we'd be very good together.

 Beverley : It's certainly something I could never do with my husband.

 Sheldon : ...but I experienced an unanticipated and remarkable release of endorphins.

 Beverley : You're appealing to the neuroscientific researcher in me.

 House : ...temporary muscle paralysis. Given this rate of muscle fatigue,

there's no way she could have climbed stairs and then a fence to the pool.

 House : Ergo, something else caused both the rhabdo and the low potassium.

 Chandler : If the parade decided it was gay and abandoned its family.

 Mrs. Bing : ...he would rather sleep with the houseboy than with me.

Every time you tell that story, that guy's accent gets thicker and thicker.

No. After they got their own place, the houseboy got his own houseboy.

 Ross : You're right, yours is worse. You're the king of bad Thanksgivings.

 Phoebe : Did the little rich boy have a problem with the butler?

 Sheldon : Boy, frame of reference will just sneak up on you, won't it?

 Leonard : I don't feel comfortable just handing it over up front.

 Joey : You' re amazing! You know when to spritz. You know when to lay back.

Isn't it funny how we kept meeting? It's as if someone wants us together.

-That was totally your fault. -My fault? You threatened the judge.

 Rachel : You ripped the paper out of the court reporter's machine!

I ordered the '75. That's a magnificent wine. The '74 is sewage!

 Dr. Green : Is that a hard question? Are you an idiot? Is that why you're a waiter?

 Waiter : This is why I told the manager I wouldn't wait on you.

 Rachel : This was such a huge mistake. I can't tell him, Phoebe. I can't.

I'm gonna wait a couple of years, and then the baby will tell him.

 Phoebe : -Why? So he can get mad at the baby? -Hey, that is the baby's problem.

 Beckett : Yeah. The head of the drone program agreed to a meeting.

 Castle : What is going on here? Do you think the military took him out?

 Beckett : huge bureaucracies don't act with that kind of efficiency.

 Becket : No wild theories about the military-industrial complex?

 Castle : I just don't want to believe my country could do something like this.

 Hooper : Detective Beckett, Mr. Castle, thank you for visiting Fort Drummond.

Colonel Fortis, was there a drone flying over New York City at 8 : 15 a. M?

 Beckett : Okay, then I'd like to take a look at your flight logs...

the waivers you signed prohibits you from discussing what was said here.

 Burke : If we're going to save Mr. Carlson, you must pull the ammo out immediately.

 Meredith teary-eyed : - Do I have a choice? - You have to be ready.

He figured I wouldn't notice the vomit on the towels if I didn't have any towels.

 Elise : Conflict resolution has never been one of Ed's strong points.

 Cameron : We're gonna do the same test we did last night, okay? Do you know what day it is?

My arm itches. It's probably a mild skin irritation. I'll get you some hydrocortisone in a minute.

Well, I saw you and I didn't want to be rude, so I hope it's OK.

 Cami : They didn't have the Gouda you like but they had a Camembert.

No, it's just that l was engaged to a guy who turned out to be gay.

 Charlie : Didn't you feel so stupid that you didn't see the signs?

 Ross : My wife had a workout friend she went to the gym with every day for a year.

lf you knew, why didn't you tell me? l mean, call, leave a note.

 Leonard : ...things between you and me have been going pretty quick.

 Leonard : Okay, and it's perfectly okay to express those feelings, right?

Okay, well, I ju... I think it's important to remember that we move...

 Steph : Okay, how about this? How about I tell you what I'm feeling?

[Patricia] Open communication is essential to a healthy relationship.

 Patricia : ...gently peel off the condom and dispose of it properly.

 Dr Gallo : so you could get access to me, what were you thinking there?

 Dr Gallo : who completely dominated every aspect of his formative years.

They take a steam, things get playful. Didn't you see Personal Best?

 Leonard : The guy was just in the right place at the right time...

 Leonard : ...with the right paradigm-shifting reinterpretation of the universe.

 Howard : Doesn't do anything for me. If I was gonna go that way...

 David : Dr. Gablehauser said if I wanted to set up something in the lab...

 Leonard : Congratulations on the MacArthur grant, by the way. Big fan.

 Leonard : What are you looking at? You've never seen a hypocrite before?

 Chase : I thought the whole point of this was to get away from Popo.

l didn't want to say anything in front of Joey. l didn't know if he knew.

 Ross : What? That we had a baby? Now let's give him a little credit.

Unfortunately, most of these little guys won't live to see the 4th of July...

I was watching this commercial on TV, and, man, those things are cute!

You're a lot sturdier than Chandler. He crumbled like a piece of paper.

 Beckett : The night that he was murdered, you went to a 24-hour grocery store

 Hank : I sent him that picture of him and Kayla to remind him of all the secrets I kept.

 Beckett : You bought your poison and you followed him to the club.

 Castle : Well, if you knew he didn't have a choice, why did you kill him?

 Hank : Because he did have another choice! Go down with the ship!

 Hank : We both go out gracefully, and Bobby gets 80 million bucks.

And we thought he was just gonna talk some sense into her, you know,

 Beckett : Mr. Monroe, are you pathologically incapable of telling the truth?

 Beckett : We know about him calling you from the apartment about Hannah

 Castle : Please. Look, if Hannah exposed that your main storyline was fake,

 Penny : Tell her you need the relationship to move at a pace you both are comfortable with.

 House : I will give you 30 reasons, one for each pound that caused the apnea,

 Foreman : No apnea because no sleeping problems when she's sleeping.

 House : And, oh, good, I thought maybe Kutner was home nursing the rib you broke

 House : when you elbowed your way in for credit on the last patient.

 Taub : I contributed. And the patient's illness wasn't caused by her husband,

 House : I thought maybe you were lying to cover for Kutner, which sounds noble,

 Thirteen : She claims he got stronger as soon as she stopped breathing.

 Taub : Seeing his wife in distress might have actually slowed down his death.

 Beckett : He said that you didn't come home until well after midnight

 Castle : Trey told you that Lance had something important to tell him.

 Naomi : Everything that I spent almost 30 years trying to build.

 Gates : But when Trey learned the truth about why Lance really did all this,

 Gates : Don't stay late. You can finish the paperwork in the morning.

 Castle : Looks like Lance managed to vanquish his nemesis after all.

 Bernadette : Howard Joel Wolowitz, like you, this is going to be short and sweet.

l love you with all my heart and soul and promise to be with you forever.

 Howard : Hey, from now on, she's the only woman who can yell at me!

 Howard : Until I met you, I couldn't imagine spending my life with just one person.

 Howard : And now I can't imagine spending one day of it without you.

 Stuart : Why support a friend when you can support a multinational conglomerate...

 Leonard : I know, but when I shop online I can do it on the toilet.

 Leonard : Uh, you come to the end of the tunnel and find a large chest.

 Leonard : What do you do? And Howard, do not say, "I feel up the large chest."

 Howard : Excuse me, I'm a married man now. I wasn't going to say anything so juvenile.

 Leonard : It's locked, but suddenly the door behind you slams shut...

 Stuart : That's not good. My character and I both have claustrophobia.

 Phoebe : - Do you wanna get to Rachel in time? - Yes, but I don't wanna die in your cab!

 Phoebe : Four bucks. There are quarters in the glove compartment.

 Sheldon : Don't look at me like that. Everybody knows that's my spot.

 Howard : And it's because we care about you that we've decided we have to speak up.

 Leonard : So we made you an appointment, and we want you to keep it.

 Marshall : Baby, anyplace we go, we're gonna need a marriage license.

 Lily : If we don't do it today, I just know we're gonna wind up

 Janice Freeman : He called a couple of days ago and he left a message.

 Beckett : - So, you got anything? - Yeah, Vixen's alibi checked out.

Morgan Lockerby, psychiatric disorder, 35, committed by the state.

 Esposito : Bad news is, he escaped a few years back. Nobody's seen him since.

 Beckett : - Got an address on file? - No, he's completely off grid.

Do you picture Phoebe on the street with the entire cast of Annie?

- What are you talking about? - You forget what Penny did to you?

 Raj : It took you two years and defiling my sister to turn that frown upside down.

 Sheldon : The reason you're fixated on a good-natured simpleton like Penny...

 Sheldon : ...is that she's the exact opposite of your first romantic attachment...

 Raj : ...you know who should play Leonard's mother? Sandra Bullock.

 Mary : He's upset with me. I should be the one who talks to him.

 House : Blood bleeds through the opening, sticks to the intruder, forms a mass.

 House : Mothers know best. Get yourself a sucker on the way out.

 Mother : Look, I think he's just faking so he doesn't have to go to school.

 Mother : I told him he had a choice, go to school or the doctor.

 House : Right. He's wasting your precious time, so you decided to waste mine.

 House : I'm in a wheelchair, so I can't examine him all the way up there.

 House : Make him hate the doctor's office more than he hates school.

 House : Hurts like hell when it's injected directly into the muscle.

 Castle : Where do you start when you don't know who the victim is?

 Esposito : It's the Econoline. Tire-tread analysis just came back.

You should go to a "Quit-being- a-baby-and-leave-me-alone" clinic.

 Taub : we should just start testing for the most likely suspects.

 Thirteen : Bug's a better idea than blindly running tests for days.

 Taub : These tests take time, there are a lot of possibilities.

 Thirteen : We're in a car in broad daylight, what's gonna happen?

 Thirteen : We all thought he needed to be taken down a few notches.

Uh, given that everyone uploads everything to the Internet nowadays,

 Castle : If the arsonist was watching that fire, he might be in this video.

 Castle : Seriously? A lot better quality than a security camera.

 Beckett : No, babe, I'm talking about the building. That fire just started.

 Beckett : I mean, they're not on their way. You can't hear the sirens.

 Castle : So how did the cameraman know there was a fire when nobody else did?

 Beckett : He's not yelling for anyone to call 911. He's not saying anything.

And look at the camera work. Very smooth, steady. You don't think...

 Joey : A tape with a girl's name on it. lt's probably a sex tape.

 Esposito : Two little kids don't have a dad today because ofyou and your boyfriend.

 Esposito : I know that you had a tough go when you were little,

 Esposito : but sooner or later you gotta stop blaming your childhood.

Well, let me tell you something. I spent nine years in that cell

 Sonia : while Joey and my dad breathed free air and spent their millions.

All right, but you better be wearing clothes when I open my eyes.

 Rachel : Come on, Joey. I just bought you a new chair, the most expensive one in the store.

 Raj : What do you mean you found my dog? She's with my friends.

 Raj : If she's hungry, go ahead and feed her but do not give her anything starchy.

 Paramedic : Your vitals are stable, but let's take you in for tests just to be safe.

 Henry : She had to pick up the kids. She won't be back until after dinner.

 Cristina : Well, I'm sure you can find some normal way of amusing yourself.

We're running on backup generators. One of them is down. Richard, breathe.

The only means of transporting patients from the ER to the OR isn't working.

 Richard frustrated : Don't tell me to breathe. I'll breathe if I want to breathe.

 Burke : - Two interns and a GSW to the chest. - Good air in, bad air out.

 Anna : - Why do the lights keep flickering? - Something about a backup generator.

 Meredith : This pump will provide you with a morphine drip and should stop your pain.

You'll have to sign a form stating that you're leaving against medical advice.

 Xander : Because the reason she came to see me is she wanted to borrow a gun.

 Beckett : Did Maya give you any indication as to what she might be involved in?

 Castle : One night, after the club closes, they're all together

 Castle : until our high school chemistry teacher cracks a smile and says,

 Lanie : I found trace amounts of bleach, acetone, sodium chloride and ammonia

 Lanie : If your guys had been cooking up meth or any other street lab drugs,

 Lanie : not to mention the trace amounts of the finished product.

 Ted voix off : Now, kids, when you're out at a noisy, crowded bar,

 Ted voix off : Couples, exhausted by the sheer act of leaving the house,

 Phoebe : - Oh, good, I didn't miss the party. - What about your massage client?

 Phoebe : I just felt so bad missing this. So I just slipped him a little something, you know.

 Phoebe : As long as I'm back in five or six hours, it'll be all right.

If Ross and RacheI ask, I've been here the whole time. The whole time.

 Ross : Joey, we just saw you come in. You ran past us on the stairs.

 Rachel : I don't care that you left. I'm just glad that you're here. Thanks, you guys.

 Chandler : Hey, guys, come on. You gotta see what Emma just did.

 Gayle Finnegan : - Thank you, Mrs. Finnegan. - Save these, they're evidence.

 Elise Finnegan : And he's sure that a million's going to be enough?

 Elise Finnegan : - He's got money stashed overseas. - Oh, thanks, Sue.

He wants me to drop the money at the safe house while you go pack.

He said to meet him at Grand Central at 9 : 00, after he does one last thing.

 Foreman : Is it the cute, harmless vibe, the self-deprecating humor,

 Foreman : The good thing is, I found a guy who makes you look like a good roommate.

 Taub : Could be caused by brain injury, or early onset Alzheimer's.

 Foreman : let alone make it to work every day, and teach a bunch of kids?

 Taub [holding Up A Cable Which Goes From Outside To The Fridge.] : Fridge is on. He's hooked it up to a neighbor or something.

 Howard : So, in addition to being crazy, you're resting the fate

 Ross : I ran all over the place trying to make sure that didn't happen!

I think we can go out. They have more important things to worry about.

 Ross : Look, Rachel, I wanted to tell you. I thought I should. I did.

Hi, it's Phoebe. Listen, someone has to take my 9 : 00 with Mr. Rehak...

Don't you realize none of this would ever have happened if I didn't think...

 Monica : blue, yellow, green, red, black, white, orange and purple.

 Monica : Maybe if your skin was lighter, your teeth wouldn't look so bright.

 Ross : Oh, great! So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you.

 Monica : This is the only thing left that has a shot at working.

 James Earl Jones : I have one thing to say to people like you....

 Sheldon : while you were eating, you'd think I was a creepy stalker.

 James Earl Jones : Well, your friend Leonard sounds like a real weenie.

 Rachel : I always figured the first time I had a baby, it'd be with someone I love.

 Joey : If you decide to do this, we'll be supportive like crazy.

...don't come back as a poltergeist who sucks me into the TV set.

 Monica : You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.

 Joey : I was thinking about that. I think the best way would be...

You can't keep this to yourself. If you know, you have to tell him.

 Phoebe : Do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?

What probably happened was you were watching this, you drifted off to sleep..

 Castle : is my country thinking your country is behind his activities.

 Castle : Amir was in your nuclear program. So, he was an asset.

 Fariq Yusef : I am adept at violence, but it wasn't called for.

 Fariq Yusef : I met with Amir from time to time to remind him of his history.

 Fariq Yusef : But he left because he had moral qualms about his work.

 Penny : ...that a girl who's never played chess in her life just kicked your ass.

 Howard : ...but I blacked out a little on the way to the bathroom.

 Foreman : No, the kitchen she works in is cleaner than some hospitals.

 Chase : Tularemia initially presents with a rash or ulcer near the infection site.

Not if she inhaled it. Chopping the meat with the cleaver could easily aerosolize the bacteria.

 Cameron : - No. Then she'd have respiratory symptoms. - Maybe she ignored it, figured she had a cold.

 House : We rejected Lyme disease because the couple would have noticed a rash,

 Foreman : It's either that or she missed her exit on the turnpike and wound up in Africa.

 House : Unfortunately, they're better than all the other ideas.

 Chase : So this should tell us whether or not she's got rabbit fever?

 Cameron : For a diagnosis of tularemia you need a fourfold increase in serum antibody levels.

 Cameron : To measure an increase you need a before. All we have is an after.

 Chase : A single titer over 160 would be a big clue. - "That's why I ride you".

What does that mean? When I have a good idea it's because of him?

 Cameron : It has to be one of these two conditions. I say we take our best guess and start treatment. Or treat both.

 Foreman : - How come he doesn't ride you guys? - Got a crush on you.

 Chase : - He just doesn't know how to show it. - Get over it. He rides everybody.

 Alex : Digby's postop CBC shows a severe spike in the white blood cell count.

 Burke : Something else is wrong. That's a little high for simple stress.

 Meredith : Well, getting proper nutrition will be a lifelong problem for Claire.

 Mrs. Rice : Great, as if we already don't have our hands full with her.

 Meredith : I just think she feels like nothing she does is good enough for you.

 Mrs. Rice : You have no idea what's going on in that girl's mind.

 Carol : - Marty's still totally paranoid. - Carol, why are you here?

 Rachel : Well, if anyone is keeping score, I no longer eat tuna.

But, Joey, I don't think Ross wants me to move in and disrupt his life.

 Penny : Uh, not everything, just, like, the jail and drugs part.

 Wyatt Penny's father : Hey, look, they got Walgreens here, too.

 Susan : You really think it's helpful to change the subject, Wyatt?

 Randall Penny's brother : Well, good thing I was a nonviolent offender,

 Randall Penny's brother : otherwise I couldn't have left the state.

 Wilson : even if it's just the common cold, I do the transplant, he kills his brother.

 Wilson : Even in a clean room, he's got four, maybe five, days left.

 Cameron : No way we can solve this that fast. You need to find another donor.

 House : Tell me about it. I can't even find the one I've got working for me.

 House : Nothing like a dead patient to send you back to your choir boy roots.

 Amy : Maybe I should just give in to his stupid bathroom schedule.

 Wilson : get an idea of what he's like, why not just go talk to him?

 House : Enough to read a book, not enough to make a phone call.

 Wilson : You better not be faking this just to get out of a tough conversation.

 House : Come on. Everybody poops. I read the book in medical school.

 Salt : and I was looking... It doesn't matter what I was looking for,

 Salt : but I came across the ad. "Finger Wanted. Will Pay Top Dollar."

 Shaw : - Sounds like a real deal. - You get less than that for a kidney.

 Salt : So anyway, I emailed him back, I told him I had everything he wanted.

 Salt : And you also had to be willing to suffer through the indignity of a false arrest.

 Salt : He didn't mention anything about Captain America with the Taser gun.

 Beckett : So he warned you that he would be planting your print at a murder scene.

 Salt : I was perched on my favorite bar stool at McSorley's till closing every night

 Salt : since that man took my digit and walked away with it in his cooler.

 MRS. HANSON : I'm not good at the mom stuff, but I'm good at my job.

Why have a kid if you're only gonna see it on weekends and holidays?

- You might as well just get a cat. - I talked to Burke, I think he's fine.

Last week Izzie dug through crap. This week she's fondling manboobs.

 IZZIE : - No decannulating hearts for Izzie. - Why aren't you bragging about it?

- I didn't decannulate the heart. - Izzie and Alex do not believe you.

Izzie and Alex's patient speaks about himself in the third person.

 MEREDITH : - Good. Is it going to stop soon? - Wow, what happened?

 CHIEF : For the two of you to agree on something, I must be suicidal.

 Castle : Loss of a loved one leads to a life of fighting crime.

 Beckett : Yes, well, you are the multimillionaire crime fighter.

 Beckett : And that family, those kids, they need more than just a theory.

 Castle : You just have to put it all together with the facts at hand.

she would have had to have been with the kids the day she disappeared.

and they just got so worried about their unmarried daughter that...

 Lanie : I'll be lying to them too, but I've been doing it longer.

 Ryan : which line up with shifts that he missed at the hospital.

 Beckett : Evergreen Sanitation NYC is a known front for organized crime.

 Castle : Why would Eric Mercer be visiting a mob-owned building?

You walk into the back room and you find Monica taking a nap with Ross.

 Kutner : As soon as it starts to feel uncomfortable, I want you to tell me.

Whoever that same man is, it's not the person I thought I was married to.

 Kutner : You're burned, why didn't you tell me it started to hurt?

 Foreman : You stand next to someone and watch them floss for 30 years like my parents have,

 Foreman : then ask for sacrifices. That's how you know the real thing.

 Foreman : People who avoid commitment are people who know what a big thing it is.

 Chase : A few nerve fibers we teased out of the center have some insulation left,

 Chase : but the insulation around the bundles has been stripped bare.

 House : Which means it's secondary demyelination, which means the source is somewhere else,

 House : Yes, immediately after we're done chatting about saving her life.

 Cameron : They found brain swelling. They're prepping her mother for another surgery.

Twenty-eight-year-old male, single gunshot wound to the right temple.

 House : Family problems? Bad relationship? Financial pressures?

 House : He didn't slit his wrists and peacefully drift away, he shot himself.

 Ryan : - Get on your knees, right now! - Okay, okay. Chill, man.

 Castle : The wandering ronin genie is angry with Harlin for killing her master.

 Beckett : or he's laying the groundwork for some BS insanity plea.

 Esposito : Let's talk about Lars, and how you chopped his head offwith a sword.

 Ryan : And you used your skills as an excavator to help him dig it up.

 Ross : ...and see a night rainbow with gremlins dancing on top of it.

Chandler's supposed to find out if he's getting a job at his agency.

 Montgomery : Techs are running the serial numbers now to find out where they came from.

 Montgomery : A guy with surveillance in his cab, too much money in his pocket,

 Castle : What's a struggling cab driver doing with that kind of cash?

I logged into Amir's GPS account to track where he drove the day he died.

At 4 : 07 pm, Amir picked up a cash fare at 15th and Avenue of the Americas.

 Esposito : then got dropped off at the same corner where Amir picked him up.

 Montgomery : Check those traffic cameras, see if we can get a look at that passenger.

 Montgomery : We got a match on those cameras hidden in Amir's cab.

 House : That's nothing. I woke up in the wrong bed this morning.

 Cuddy : Are you okay? You shouldn't be drinking at all, much less...

 Chase : We've ruled out infection, vocal cord damage and stroke.

 House : and then MRI his brain check for infections, masses and plaques.

 Dominika : It's been fun, but, you know, I just want to be legal.

 Adams : Look, this needle isn't nearly as big as the one in your arm,

 Wilson : Well, I can't give you my prescription. You've got to meet with a psychiatrist.

She told me that she met Bailey at a bar a month or so after we started up.

Yeah. She had no idea that he was some kind of professional pickup artist.

 Cuddy : Now that I've lost it, you tell me I'd be great as a mother.

 Kutner : I was talking about Foreman. Is he really gonna leave?

 Thirteen : He didn't give us a chance, he gave us an ultimatum.

I would have thought five years here would buy a mistake or two.

 Daniel : I can't breathe. Feels like someone's sitting on my chest.

 Penny : ...bragging about how he invented the word "appeteasers."

Put on your noise-canceling headphones, because it's gonna get loud.

 Sheldon : ...one, of necessity, develops a keen sense of hearing.

They don't lie about how much they spend on research and development.

The worst that a toy company could be accused of is making a really boring frog.

 House : The antibodies in yummy Mummy only protect the kid for six months,

 House : They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive.

 House : Few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die than cough up 40 bucks for a vaccination,

 Foreman : Turns out the bowing wasn't the cause of his problems. It was a symptom.

 House : Which means multiple sclerosis. And the reason it takes three of you to tell me this?

 Cameron : Because we're having a disagreement about whether or not it is M.S.

No lesions on the M.R.I. It's early. He's had the disease for maybe two weeks.

 Cameron : McDonald criteria requires six months to make a definitive diagnosis. - Who cares about MacPhearson?

Paul's taking me out to dinner tonight. He said he has a big surprise planned.

 Phoebe : No reason. That would just be a really big surprise, right?

You could put the aisle over here and have the wedding ceremony over here.

But I wouldn't put the aisle there. And I would never have the ceremony there.

Oh, no! No, no. Not that I'm... not that I'm talking about you and I, no.

I'm just saying its a relief, you know, to be on a not horny elevator.

 Bernadette : -I love your shoes. -Oh, thanks. They are cute, aren't they?

 Bernadette : -I've been meaning to go over there. -Oh, great selection, great prices.

 Bernadette : Leonard, Howard says you're working on fundamental tests...

 Bernadette : -...of quantum mechanics. -I am. Are you interested in physics?

 Sheldon : in order to identify your periods of maximum mental acuity?

 Amy : drinking water-- carbonated as it was a special occasion.

Pheebs, can I ask? So he's going out with her. Is it really so terrible?

 Phoebe : Have you ever had a boyfriend who was your best friend?

 Meredith : I got hot chocolated. The She-Shepherd hot chocolated me.

 Meredith : - It's her juju. - I don't like people who say juju.

 Nikki : But I really wanted to surprise my boyfriend before he left for school.

 Nikki : He had a huge exam today and I just, you know, wanted to wish him luck.

Or... a hot chick gives you her number, you're supposed to call.

 Stevie : Sorry, I'm guessing the mike in this thing doesn't pick up nods.

 Cameron : He's still young. You never know what he'll end up doing.

 Foreman : Unless he goes back to school, I know exactly what he'll end up doing.

 Foreman : Your son is very ill. We're still trying to figure out why,

 Esposito : - The rich really are different. - You want him? He's yours.

 Esposito : A control freak like you with something you can't control?

 Beckett : Half of the guys here are waiting for prints. You don't just jump the line.

 Castle : - Oh, I think somebody feels threatened. - I'm not threatened.

 Castle : No, no. I get it. I can call the mayor, and you can't.

 Castle : Yeah, and you always come to a complete stop at a red light

 House : Are you really as miserable as everyone seems to think you are?

 House : We're all just cockroaches, wildebeests dying on the riverbank.

 House : That's the problem with metaphors. They need interpretation.

 House : Life is dangerous and complicated, and it's a long way down.

 House : You'd rather imagine that you can escape, instead of actually try,

 Dave : If you're free next weekend, I'd love to take you out again.

 Castle : And I thought you were being rough with the cuffs just for fun.

 Beckett : Maybe because you were found standing over a dead body

 Castle : First we need to figure out what triggered your transformation.

 Esposito : Right. Yeah, we've been checking into your inspection history

 Alan : but there's nothing about it that would ever turn anyone into a,

 Alan : The lab manager, Frank Patchett. He begged me not to fine them.

 Esposito : That sounds like motive. Come on, Castle, let's go talk to this guy.

 Castle : The one who doesn't know you exist, she works there, doesn't she?

 Teresa : I figured he just needed to spend a little time with his son.

 Beckett : But there weren't any airline tickets purchased in his name or in Tyler's.

 Esposito : it looks like there hasn't been anybody there in months.

 Montgomery : An hour ago, he booked a motel room in Jamaica, Queens.

 Montgomery : He shot someone, he's on the run, he's under extreme duress.

 Montgomery : Let's get him before this ends bloody for everyone.

 Dean : They told me to check into a motel and wait for further instructions.

 House : In the land of No Fun, you got a really sensible piece of property.

 Thirteen : You're saying we should use the cop thing to force him to talk.

 House : Force? I'm talking about the womanly art of persuasion.

 Thirteen : If you won't talk to us, we'll find someone who will.

 Leonard : I thought I could try to analyze you and get to the root of your anxiety.

I see. I assume since the rest of you have set the bar so low...

 Sheldon : ...you're saving the most impressive contribution for last.

 Howard : My power is the ability to pretend like I give a damn...

 Sheldon : What? In the Chattahoochee National Forest in Georgia?

 Beverley : Oh please, you're just saying this to antagonize me.

 Leonard : Are you saying that my dad's not good enough for your mom?

 Beckett : As soon as you get me that list, I'll start making phone calls.

 Beckett : I'm sorry, Mr. Carbone, you think that you know who did this?

before opening his own lousy pizza shop right across the street.

 Ralph Carbone : And they're not even real Nicks. I'm the only real Nick.

 Beckett : Mr. Carbone, what makes you think that one of them did this?

A few weeks ago, one of them snuck a gallon of soap into my secret sauce.

 Cuddy : Why else would you risk your life doing something so stupid?

 Thirteen : When you were screaming in my room, what did you think you saw?

 Darrien : Not a good resume when you're trying to survive in prison.

 Rachel : And then you say, "I bet you can't roll this quarter...

And when they do it, they're left with a line down the center of their face.

 Mrs. Greene : You've chosen a boyfriend exactly like your father.

 Mr. Greene : Did you know your mother spent $1200 on bonsai trees?

 Mrs. Greene : You work and you work and you work at a marriage...

 Mrs. Greene : But when all is said and done, he still drinks out of the mugs.

- The scotch, the cigarettes... - The bonsais and the Chihuahua...

 Mrs. Greene : I may have only been in therapy for three weeks now but

 CHRISTINA : - What are you doing? - Scrubbing in. You'll let Burke know?

 GEORGE : I know you're not talking to me, but I have something to explain.

I was just putting the eggs, not the ham because you're the pig.

 Beckett : He must be leaving the press pass for Chambers. When was this?

 Frank : All right, I'll keep eyes on him on stage. You got him back here?

Okay, fine, make jokes. I don't care. This is a big break for me.

 House : But you don't get off on embarrassment the way your son does.

 House : Yeah, you guys can haggle in a minute, but here's the thing.

 House : People finding out that you'd rather let your son die...

 House : in every nail salon and dumpling shop in Pennsylvania, I'll make sure they know.

 House : Your son will be in surgery first thing in the morning.

 Cuddy : It's like they have an instruction book imprinted on their genes.

 Wilson : Well, I see what you mean about House poking the right spot.

 Howard : Turns out an apple pie a day docs not keep the doctor away.

 Howard : Maybe because that little piggy is being crushed by the barn!

 Ross : I don't know. It's just not the same without Mom in the kitchen.

 Chandler : -Oh, you must stop shooping. -Okay, l' m gonna get my stuff.

 Chandler : I prefer to keep a safe distance from all this merriment.

We laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny.

 Joey : Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any T ator T ots.

 Monica : -That's not a question. -My mom makes them. It's a tradition.

 Castle : You decided to go away for the weekend with your friends.

 Alexis : I'm not. I feel awful about it, but either way, it's the same.

 Alexis : Lacey? Yeah, I'm so sorry, but my dad just told me I can't go.

 Madison : Okay, guys, let's remember to be sharp, respectful and attentive.

 Madison : Yes, I found a hot new chef to step into Wolf's shoes.

 Jennifer : Hello, Detective. You're not here to question me again?

 Beckett : It turns out that he intercepted a text that Wolf sent Cecily

 Beckett : until he realized that eventually she would leave him

 Leonard : Sheldon, I'm sorry I didn't tell you about the surgery,

 Ryan : Hey. So we ran through all of Authentic Nick's employees.

They alibied out, but I did find a bunch of stuff on the other Nicks.

 Ryan : Dozens of them, filed back and forth between all the Nicks over the years.

 Ryan : Bricks through front windows, slashed delivery car tires,

 Beckett : These guys suddenly graduated from frat pranks to murder?

 Lanie : As expected, the body was too badly burned to get any prints.

 Lanie : I ran them through the surgical database and got an ID.

 Lanie : A melted cell phone belt clip, but there was no cell phone.

 Lindsey : Now, let's go back to my office and we'll see how I can help you.

 Lindsey : How was your drive? Did you hit much traffic on the way in?

 Castle : - No, surprisingly, it was not bad at all. - He's going in.

 Esposito : Figures Castle would own a pair of live-streaming glasses.

 Beckett : You know, unfortunately, the DA said that we don't have enough proofto, um...

 Castle : - Have you been here long? - These are our new offices.

 Beckett : after I told you he was not to work anymore NYPD cases?

 Beckett : By sending my husband to the city's top divorce attorney?

 Beckett : Our involvement in, and knowledge of, this operation is over.

But I won't be needing a veiI. I actually won't be wearing a dress at all.

We took the wedding money and donated it to a children's charity.

I'm sorry. I can't imagine giving up my one wedding day like that.

 Chandler : Lowell? Financial Services Lowell? That's who you saw me with?

...Chandler and I decided we didn't want to raise a kid in the city.

 Monica : And that's great for you guys, but we want a lawn and a swing set.

 Beckett : Then he calls up his Aunt Sally, asks her to send the evidence

 Castle : had to have been tipped off the package was in motion.

 Montgomery : The only people that monitor calls are prison staff.

 Esposito : - to buy somebody off. - Get the duty roster from the prison.

 Montgomery : Set up a protection detail for the wife and the kid.

 Montgomery : I didn't push hard enough. I knew this case was off.

 Montgomery : An innocent bystander with no connection to the killer.

 Montgomery : there's no way of tracking who was driving that car.

 Montgomery : And catching a break on a prison murder? That's a long shot.

 Montgomery : Especially if you're dealing with a corrupt guard.

 Beckett : Okay, but we still have the original murder from 10 years ago.

 Castle : When I'm writing a story, the beginning is always the hardest.

 Castle : But if you nail that, the rest of it can just fall into place.

 Montgomery : - Castle, this is not one of your books. - No, but it is a mystery.

 Castle : These murders today were to cover up one 10 years ago.

 Castle : That's where your leads are gonna be. Come on, Captain, what do you say?

 Beckett : Neighbors found her bludgeoned to death in her apartment.

 Cuddy : I was on the phone with Bennett 15 minutes ago. His cell phone's working.

 Cuddy : and suddenly you need my input on every move you make. I can only assume

 Cuddy : You noticed he was a Shriner because of the way he parted his hair.

You noticed he was a mama's boy because of the way he blinked his left eye.

 Cuddy : There are only two reasons anyone would want to screw with me tonight.

 Cuddy : who's worried about my well-being, or they want me for themselves.

 House : Evil bastard who just wants to mess with other people's happiness.

 Ted : Fine, then I'll try to work in a little light spanking. Just do this for me!

 Waitress : Shave your legs before you leave the house, sasquatch.

 Sheldon : and night after night of uninformative TV documentaries

 Raj : Penny, dear, why don't you shoot another silver bullet my way?

 Marshall : I actually think he's quite intelligent for what he is.

l feel so stupid, you know? Why do l keep going after the wrong girls?

l mean, there's you, then there's Charlie. lt's like.... What the hell's my problem?

 Beckett : He called me green, Castle. What the hell were you doing?

 Castle : I saw his phone in the cabana. I thought it was worth the risk.

We're gonna head over there and see if Violet reached out to her.

 Montgomery : You know, I'm trying to decide who is the worse liar.

 Montgomery : Go find Violet Young. Help Beckett put this thing to bed, all right?

I only got one arm. You should do stuff for me. Get me a sweater.

 Chandler : ...she put half her chicken piccata on my plate and took all my tomatoes.

 Sheldon : Oh, there it is. It always comes back to monkeys with you.

...but when it comes to relationships, you're like everybody else.

 Sheldon : Are you trying to suggest that my emotional problems...

 Amy : Actually, some research indicates that by not overthinking...

 Wilson : I would keep trying to convince her to have the surgery.

 Wilson : Disgusting beasts. I don't know why I ever agreed to this bet.

It actually can't. The trial is gonna start again in a few minutes,

 Roger : What do you mean, innocent? You saw that woman kill Sadie.

 Castle : Much like when I discovered Sadie and Nina were having an affair,

 Castle : I automatically assumed Nina killed her in a lover's quarrel.

 Esposito : Turns out that Sadie asked Nina to bring her a glass with your DNA on it.

 Foreman : Unfortunately, her muscles are showing increased weakness above the knee.

 Foreman : contains most of the antibodies which are overreacting

 Foreman : White blood cells are the heaviest, then the red cells,

 Foreman : and return the good blood cells back to her body in a replacement fluid.

 Wilson : You didn't get any messages for me last week, did you?

 House : He must be lying. You wouldn't want to live with a liar.

 Castle : It's also not Terrific Authentic Nick's. But that's across the street.

 Lanie : The difference is this one has a dead body in the oven.

 Lanie : Based on the oven setting and the body's core temperature,

The stab wound through the chest says he was dead when he went in.

 Esposito : but we're running prints on the door handle just the same.

She's kind of throwing up a lot, so the paramedics had to take her in.

I'm gonna need a list of all of your employees and delivery staff.

 Nick Jr. : You don't think it was one of our guys in the oven, do you?

 Sheldon : Typically that's an indicator to, you know, check your engine.

 Sheldon : Well, actually, that would be all the more reason to, you know, check your engine.

- Sheldon, it's fine. - If it were fine, the light wouldn't be on.

 Sheldon : That's why the manufacturer installed that light, to let you know it's not fine.

 Sheldon : Studies have shown that performing tasks such as eating, talking on a phone...

 Sheldon : ...or drinking coffee while driving reduces one's reaction time...

 Howard : ...and I needed a nice cool piece of leather to wiggle my naked ass on.

 Sheldon : You don't need an Iron Man helmet. You're not Iron Man.

 Howard : ...and, you know, I have to say, I thought you'd be more upset...

 Steve : Everyone who lives here is kicking in $100 as a kind of a thank you.

 Mr. Zelner : And your future at the company would be in jeopardy.

 Mr. Zelner : Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick every now and then.

 Izzie : - and you don't really need it as much. - Yeah, that doesn't happen to guys.

 Izzie : It's like a beast. A beast that was asleep for a long...

 Izzie : and wants to be fed and the food that Alex gave it was...

 Leonard : Fellas. It's been 30 minutes. Nobody's touched each other.

 Howard : If there were a rat-catcher, wouldn't it catch Rat-Man?

 Beckett : And then the world would think that you were wracked with guilt

 Castle : Once your body was discovered, the public would clamor for the true story.

 Castle : Cynthia's true story, with you, now cast as the villain.

 Susan : I should've called for help, but I just wanted it to be over.

 Susan : You see, I was already dead. I just wanted to keep it that way.

 Mccord : Good morning, I am Agent McCord. Of course, you know Agent Beckett.

 Mccord : so we need access to all information regarding Charlie Reynolds' death.

 Beckett : No, you'll continue to work the case, you'll just be reporting to us.

 Gates : You want us to continue investigating, report everything to you,

and all of Reynolds' personal electronics, phones, iPads, computers.

 Mccord : to reconstruct what he was up to in his last 24 hours.

 House : On the medical front, we've knocked out sex and foreign travel.

 Houses : You were the moron who took marital advice from Tila Tequila.

 House : Figured it would either blow up your marriage or make it more honest.

 Chase : Tom said he and Julia have been doing it three or four times a week.

 Foreman : Increased libido can be a symptom of adrenocortical carcinoma,

 House : wishes that all women were horny all the time doesn't make it so.

 Beckett : Hey, is there another suspect that we don't know about? What's going on?

 Beckett : just so he could sucker you into a bet, which you fell for!

 Tory : I haven't had any luck connecting that list of dates and cities you gave me,

 Tory : Turns out it pinged off a cell tower near Croton-on-Hudson.

 Castle : Cole was having a second affair with his colleague's wife?

 Beckett : Which is probably why he lied about where he was that night.

 Castle : Can we put Robert James near the Whitfield house that night?

 Robert : Of course. Though, I'm not quite sure how I can help you.

 Robert : Yes, so that PI would see it, and the trail would lead straight to Cole.

 Robert : Cole gets arrested, Eva gets his money and disappears.

 Ross : Did she tell you he plays the recorder, recites poetry and bakes madeleines?

 Monica : -How are they? -Lighter than air, but that's not the point.

 Ross : -What's the end of that sentence? -Yes. What is the end of that sentence?

 Castle : Yeah, that we should throw a party and hire a bunch of models.

 Beckett : No. That maybe Naomi somehow got into that party last night.

 Beckett : Hey, Ryan, did you find anything at Naomi's apartment?

 Ryan : Well, Unis canvassed around the apartment with the sketch,

 Beckett : Yeah, like I haven't heard that before. Hands in the air, now.

 Beckett : You're a long way from home, Detective Inspector Hunt.

 MR. O'MALLEY : OK, then, tell me. Why are you so mad at Dr. Torres?

 CALLIE : - I have patients to see. - You know what? I'm going to go.

 MR. O'MALLEY : At Callie, at your brothers, at Dr. Hahn, at Dr. Bailey,

 MR. O'MALLEY : Especially when the person you're really angry at... is me.

And you have to take care of everything. You have to take care of me.

 Izzie : His chest films were clean this morning. It happened fast.

 Alex : You opened a heart bedside, and you couldn't even page me?

 House : Right. Because I don't want to remove a little, tiny piece,

 Wilson : There is a chance, by removing the eye, to get the primary tumor,

Look, the guns could fit with terrorism. But the wire-tapping equipment?

Twenty-five grand wired to him every month from a Swiss bank account.

 Beckett : Well, I talked to most of the girls on Bram Stoker's list,

 Beckett : and none of them noticed Hasim in class or even knew who he was.

 Thirteen : Tox screen was negative, and there's no sign of trauma.

 Ted : I don't think having a goat in the apartment is a good idea.

 Ted from 2030 : And, boy, was I right, because what missy the goat

I figured out I'd need to charge 17 bucks a jar just to break even.

 Ross : - What are you talking about? - I'm talking about me having a baby.

 Monica : The great thing about the jam plan was I was taking control of my life.

So I asked myself, "What is the most important thing to me in the world?"

 Monica : It took me 28 years to find one man that I wanted to spend my life with.

 Monica : If I have to wait another 28 years, then I'll be 56 before I can have a baby.

 Woman : He called my therapist, pretending to be his therapist,

 Leonard : At some point, you just need to grow up and get past them.

Look, Leonard and I are in a relationship and occasionally we're gonna fight.

 Penny : You know, how about we buy you this robot and then we all go home?

 House : Senator Gary H. Wright of New Jersey had childhood epilepsy.

 House : is associated with common variable immunodeficiency disease.

"T" cells down, "B" cells down. Keeps you from forming enough antibodies.

 House : And then the fungi are like blitzing linebackers plunging up the middle.

 Chase : That's a type of immunoglobulin deficiency. I said that.

 House : Then he got the respiratory problem, and he tested positive for Epstein-Barr.

That's another reason why Chase's suggestion was idiotic. He got it when he was a kid.

So you're basing your diagnosis on a virus that's relatively common and a drug he took 30 years ago.

 Foreman : We figured out what's wrong with Matty, histoplasmosis.

 Foreman : The dirt that Matty used to build his pitcher's mound

 Foreman : Your whole neighborhood was built on top of farmland.

 Scott : Just like you were talking about doing it, but do it fast, and get it into Nick.

 Cuddy : He doesn't have enough left to safely take from him and give to his brother.

 Foreman : Your brother was willing to risk his life to save you.

 House : You're telling me what I want to hear, with no evidence.

 House : That's why you're here, that's why you're lying to me about...

 House : because you want to tell me what you lied to me about 20 years ago.

 Leonard : I thought the measures were going to be the stars of the show.

 Sheldon : Which reminds me. This came in the mail, and I want you to have it.

 Raj : Can I just say, I've missed all of us hanging out together.

Um, since when can Kcothrappali talk in front of the girls without a beer?

 Cameron : Because she couldn't get them, you're not gonna take them?

 Sebastian : - 'Cause I'm better than her? - Because letting her die was wrong,

 Sebastian : Maybe somebody will pay a little more attention to my story.

 Cameron : This'll get a lot more media play than 1,000 African villagers dying.

 Chase : - Newsweek's calling you. - And he won't agree to any more tests.

 House : loss of consciousness. Besides rough sex, what do they all have in common?

- We know that it's not a brain tumor. - What else could be eating his nerves?

 Foreman : Shy-Drager syndrome. It doesn't matter. He won't let us test him.

 Colin : Charles, this is Dr. Burke. I've invited him to assist on the surgery.

 Cristina : Soon to be Dr. Cristina Burke. We're getting married. Next month.

Absolutely. Mr. Redford, instead of replacing your current heart,

 Cristina : we're going to attach it to the new heart, piggybacking it.

 Colin : More accurately, the new heart will circulate blood to the body,

 Colin : More of a divide and conquer approach, wouldn't you say, Dr. Yang?

 Cristina : Dr. Burke is one of the foremost cardiothoracic surgeons in the country.

 Colin : I'll be the one on point, so you've nothing to worry about.

 Howard : I can't sit on that elephant. My ass is on fire from eating all this curry.

 Sheldon : - Did she seem upset to you? - No. Did she seem upset to you?

She's not my girlfriend but wouldn't you think she'd feel a little bad...

All right, and the purpose of this drill is to acclimate us to the use of tools...

 Sheldon : ...in extreme temperatures such as we will face in the Arctic Circle.

 Howard : Since every interpretation gives exactly the same answer

 Howard : However, I know you believe in the Many Worlds Interpretation,

 Amy : Because it's taken 15 years, but high school is finally awesome!

 Phoebe : - Yeah, this is fun, couples night. - I don't know why we don't hang out...

 Chandler : ...with married couples more often. - Because every time we do...

 Chandler : You mean that Portuguese couple? Yeah, like you wouldn't have done it.

- We're kind of in the middle of dinner. - Oh, well, I already ate, but sure.

 Ross : My tenure review board met today, and I hear it's looking really good.

 Ross : Yeah, do you have any idea what this means in academic circles?

 Rachel : Guys, you're never gonna believe it. This headhunter called me.

 Amy : You really think they're gonna start treating you differently?

 Bernadette : Well, you brought me French fries. That's a start.

 Amy : Uh, actually, I got you apple slices 'cause you're pregnant.

 Bernadette : What kind of lunatic goes to McDonald's and gets fruit?!

You... Now you're asking me to keep a secret from my best friend...

 Phoebe : Hey, Mon, was it weird changing your name to Geller Bing?

 Chandler : Who am I kidding? Let's call the kid Geller and let Bing die with me.

 Hayley : Oh, I spoke to the current owner, told him the whole story.

 Hayley : And he pledged that he's going to give it to the state museum

 Esposito : - Oh, like you didn't mean to do that. - That was an accident!

 Ryan : Let's make it even, then. Eye for an eye, cheek for a cheek.

 Monica : Please! Dad turned my room into a gym 20 minutes after I moved out.

 Monica : I gotta say, a tanning bed and a stack of Victoria's Secret catalogs?

 Ross : - Come on. You know they love you. - As much as they love you?

 Ross : They thought she was barren until I was born. It's not my fault.

 Mei Wu : He must have used a different phone. I did speak with him.

Your MetroCard shows that you entered the subway across the street

 Zhang : Mei Wu, you're under arrest for the murder of Henry Graham.

STEPHANIE : You've reached Dr. Stephanie Barnett. Leave a message.

 Howard voice : Listen, my cousins from Fort Lauderdale are flying in to meet you...

 Howard voice : ...so that means we're gonna have to move the dinner to a restaurant.

MRS. WOLOWITZ [SHOUTING OVER PHONE] : Tell her we're going to the Olive Garden.

 Penny under breath while hitting Leonard : Sheldon, I know this wasn't easy and I'm glad we can have this conversation.

 Howard : I was taken off the joint account until I learn the value of money.

 Sheldon : Well, the equation balances, but it's certainly not elegant.

 Esposito : So listen, we just finished a case. Come have a drink with us after work.

 Castle : I'd love to, but I'm working on a case of my own right now.

Oh, so you just called us 'cause you need some expert technical consulting?

 Castle : I'm writing a scene about someone trying to investigate a crime

 Castle : So I pulled a random photo of a transformer off the Internet,

 Castle : how much my character could figure out just from that number.

I'm wondering if my character's police buddies might have any resources.

 Esposito : Well, if your hero's fictional cop buddies are anything like your real cop buddies,

Yeah. Every time I write a bestseller, Patterson writes, like, six.

 Castle : But comparing myself to him does not make me write any faster.

 Beckett : Well, I feel like maybe there's something more I should be doing.

 Ryan : No. But the killer was still looking through the vic's pockets

 House : Last night wasn't the first time that Thirteen brought home some strange.

 House : You think an asthma inhaler could be used as a sex toy?

 Foreman : There are ways of getting to know people without committing felonies.

 Thirteen : It started acting up again when I moved into my new place.

 House : You withhold things other people would never bother to.

 House : whatever you thought was in my pocket instead of your inhaler.

 Castle : It takes real presence of mind to put five bullets into a man's chest

 Castle : and then keep your cool long enough to pick up after yourself.

 Castle : I would say we are most likely dealing with a highly trained assassin.

 Beckett : - Time of death? - Based on temperature and lividity,

 Beckett : Company car keys. There's no house keys on the chain.

 Castle : - In from out of town? - Except the company address is local,

All right, have CSU sweep the area. Canvass the homeless people.

 Castle : Ocean view from my patio. It does not get better than this.

 Castle : - What's wrong? - I tried information, our database...

 Beckett : They even did an Internet search, and it's like these guys don't even exist.

 Castle : No, I mean, they probably just don't like to advertise.

You're bruised all up and down your left side. Sure a tree branch did all this?

 Nikki : You think my boyfriend did this? He would never hit a woman. Ever.

 Nikki : but I was sort of up in the tree when the lightning hit.

 Nikki : I really wanted it to be a surprise, you know, for my boyfriend.

And... um, I just... I had to see if his psycho dog was in the yard

 Nikki : I know. It sounds really weird. Does it sound really weird?

 Cristina : I've got a 34-year-old male with a blunt head trauma and severe case of OCD.

 Cristina : Hey. Hey, uh, sorry about that, uh, valve replacement.

 Cristina : The guy didn't die because you weren't wearing one of your caps.

 Burke : I just prefer to operate wearing my own. It's a comfort thing.

 Beckett : Wait a minute. I thought that he was a tow-truck driver.

I don't get it. This has gotta be the most spectacular file down here.

 Taub : When I was in med school, I thought I'd be House someday.

 Taub : You should be proud of yours. Your life's been trending up.

 Sarah : What if I can never love Walker the way I love my daughter?

 Raj : Well, he could bring the baby here. Oh, but then we'd have to

 Sheldon : I have two doctorates, I still had to go in the sink.

 Raj : I read that in Los Angeles, raising a child through college

So far, is this trip to Las Vegas better or worse than the trip to London?

Is it black or blue? I couldn't quite tell. The sun was in my eyes.

 Wilson he Smiles At Her, And Doesn't Acknowledge House's Presence. : All right.

 Wilson : You're miserable, and you're lonely, and you're gonna trap me here

No. Came out of me and went right into the toilet. Now, why would that be?

 Wilson : You're William Tell. You could pick an apple off someone's head?

 House : No, it's because there was no clear plastic wrap over the toilet.

 House : - All that was missing was the will. - This isn't a college dorm.

 House : So what? What did I do to you? I scammed you into doing the dishes,

 House : - I did not make you miserable. - Oh, so this is therapy?

 Wilson : Well, I figure you wanna shave my eyebrows while I'm asleep.

 House : because you just can't admit that it's over with your wife.

 Wilson : - That's right. I'm here on vacation. - Have you gotten a lawyer yet?

 Joey : See, I actually can pour milk. But I got you believing that I couldn't.

 Rachel : Well, I told him I would think about it, but I'm gonna tell him no.

 Rachel : Oh, but it was so strange. I mean, I'm standing there...

 Rachel : ...with this charming, cute guy who's asking me to go out with him...

l can't wait that long. You have to do something. Knock that door down!

Besides, you know, everything's gonna be fine. The baby's sleeping.

-What if she jumps out of the bassinet? -Can't hold her head up, but jumped.

 Ross : You did not leave the water running. Please, pull yourself together, okay?

-Well, did l leave the stove on? -You haven't cooked since 1 996.

ls the window open? lf the window's open a bird could fly in and....

 Amy : ...by getting stinking drunk, luring strange men into the bathroom...

 Amy : ...and turning the toilet stall into a temple of the senses?

 Raj : Can we get another bottle of champagne for the table? Don't worry, it's my treat.

 Penny : And not just because if you weren't here this would be a can of Pabst.

 Raj : Nothing makes me happier than the chance to spoil a lady.

 Raj : Just ask my dog. My vet says if I give her any more foie gras...

- Hey, let's help Raj meet a girl tonight. - No, no, no, I'm fine.

 Barney : She's all I think about. I close my eyes, I see Robin.

 Marshall : Don't you think maybe you should slow things down a little bit?

Right now, I know the one thing that I have to, that I love her.

 Barney : That's like saying, "How can an ant carry 20 times its body weight,

"but root beer floats are still delicious?" Are the two even related? Really?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Boyfriend? I don't want to be Robin's "boyfriend. "

 Esposito : Hopefully, ballistics can match his gun to the murder weapon.

That's definitely not the painting that was in the killer's briefcase.

 Ryan : If he was, it would explain why Justin gave up the painting so easily.

 Beckett : Which means the real killer is still out there with the real painting.

 Mia : If I even smell or see a speck of salt, somebody's gonna get hurt.

 Martha Rodgers : since I am steaming this ridiculous meal for you.

 House [in The Viewing Room.] : For that, you have to thank Dr. Powell's textbook.

But there are no words to describe degrees of what he's feeling right now--

 Cameron [pushes Stop Button On The Treadmill.] : This isn't working.

 House [injecting Into Powell's Iv.] : No, the protocol is what you tried to do and failed...

 House [with Raised Eyebrows.] : - Then we push harder. - House, you're gonna kill him.

 Foreman : If she felt guilty, she wouldn't be making her mother's life miserable.

 Cameron : She's showing her mom she can take stupid risks and still be safe.

 Foreman : not by a thought process, and it would have to be new.

 Chase : This is pointless. If the headache was caused by guilt,

 House : Give her a shot of B12. When she gets better, I was right.

 Foreman : We already did. ER gave her B12 when she was admitted,

 Foreman : part of a multivitamin supplement. Apparently, she's just sad.

Trying to get a couple pages into a drug trial. Paperwork's due tomorrow.

He immigrated to this country 10 years ago, just after the murders.

 Esposito : And when he did, the Green Dragon disappeared from Okinawa.

 Beckett : She was looking for proof that Saito was the Green Dragon.

 Ryan : Hey, guys, that was our team staking out the abandoned building.

 Beckett : Hands behind your head and come out where I can see you.

We barely got a glimpse of him. He was dressed in black, face covered.

Booked under "Jane Eyre." Paid with cash, no credit card on file.

 Castle : She knew she was going to kill him, so she booked the room anonymously.

 Beckett : Yeah, but then why sleep with him? Why not just push him out the window?

 Castle : She lures an unsuspecting male, takes him into her web,

 Castle : as soon as he feels the ecstasy of achieving his biological destiny,

 Castle : I bet male black widow spiders think they're in healthy relationships, too.

 Holly Franklin : I'm a founding partner of Keller, Braun and Franklin.

 Beckett : and fingerprints confirm that you were at the crime scene.

 Beckett : Ms. Franklin, evidence suggests that you and Michael...

 Holly : No, that's not Michael. That's Jake. That's Jake Hendricks.

 House : And I will pay you not to go to anger management classes.

 House : I heard about your conversation with the patient's daughter.

Well, their company is making a decision I strongly disagree with.

 Foreman : From a corporation that's going through a very public belt-tightening,

 Foreman : but he did say he'd be thrilled if we didn't cash this.

 Foreman : Got a policy review meeting in here in five minutes. Goodbye.

 Phoebe : You let your guard down. You start to care about someone, and..

 Rachel : With the holidays coming up. I wanted him to meet my family.

 House : I am going to do my job. If that involves leaving her a rotting pulp...

 Thirteen : yet she continues to spit up blood from both her stomach and lungs.

 Thirteen : Erodes into her airway and esophagus, explains the...

You toss out a lame idea instead of agreeing with Foreman's better idea

 House : It's extremely relevant. Apparently, it colors everything.

 House : or because you're just trying to prove that you can think for yourselves.

 Thirteen : How about you just judge our ideas on their own merit?

Go run a bleeding time test, confirm our patient's blood is screwy,

 House : then you can come back and pretend to disagree about why.

 Bernadette : Then guess who wildly overtipped a cocktail waitress.

 Winston Wellesley : the mystery of her origins. Olivia was clever.

 Winston Wellesley : She put together the clues, found out her father was a Wellesley.

 Winston Wellesley : I know. I had the same look on my face when Olivia told me 10 years ago.

 Castle : - And Olivia's mother didn't tell you? - Mmm-mmm. Didn't tell Olivia, either.

 Winston Wellesley : I was just on the verge of telling everyone when she...

 Beckett : It is a tragedy when a father kills his daughter, isn't it?

 Winston Wellesley : Nothing! That's obscene! Who would do something like that?

 Castle : You. So no one would ever find out the truth of who she really was.

 Winston Wellesley : I didn't kill her and I certainly didn't hide her body.

Yet, 10 years after her death, you're still trying to hide her existence.

 Winston Wellesley : Well, you have to understand, I have a family to protect.

 Beckett : He might have, but we don't have the evidence to prove it.

 Esposito : That's because he didn't. We were able to verify Winston's alibi.

- He was really home alone? - Oh, he was home, but he wasn't alone.

Because I think we're wrong, which means something's gonna go wrong.

 Thirteen : Why would his body have gone to hell just hours after they were gone?

 Thirteen : why there's so much autoimmune disease in the developed world,

 Taub : teaching his immune system what it should've learned from eating dirt growing up.

 House : So his life of filth wasn't the problem, the clean living was.

 Taub : He's not an infant nor has he had any symptoms for eight years.

Well, then, I've decided, for today only, to respect your opinions.

 House : but you are sure that this is what you want to tell her.

 House : And that scares you because your motives aren't medical.

 House : You're here to talk about Cuddy. The file is a pretext.

 House : Why the hell haven't you come to talk to me about Cuddy?

 Ross : I know, I know. I really like you too. But we can't date.

 Eric Foreman : You can't change your mind just because a family member starts crying.

 "thirteen" : You're the champion of not dealing with your problems.

 Greg House : Deal with it, get back in there, or pack up your stuff.

 Castle : how the hell did his fingerprint get on that shell casing?

 Castle : Which means our sniper is a client at Ford's shooting range.

He's not gonna want to talk to us after the way you went after him.

And that we'll get more out of Ford if I go in and play good cop.

 Esposito : Maybe Ford can get us what we need to nail this guy.

 Beckett : You, Alexis, my dad, Martha, you guys would all be fair game.

 Beckett : I could probably have my own precinct within the year.

 Regina : Sorry, since Claudine left, no one's been inputting the numbers.

 Foreman to House : Where are you going? You still have an hour left.

Huh. Yeah, well. Being a cardiothoracic surgeon, I wouldn't think you saw any.

 Sydney stops doing the surgery, turns around and interrupts : but I'm pretty good at what I do.

 Sydney stops doing the surgery, turns around and interrupts : ...is to stand here for as long as it takes

 Sydney stops doing the surgery, turns around and interrupts : to scrape away every last cell of necrotic flesh.

 Sydney stops doing the surgery, turns around and interrupts : If it's still spreading, we'll take the leg.

 Sydney stops doing the surgery, turns around and interrupts : And if we do, then our eager young intern here can hold the saw.

 Sydney stops doing the surgery, turns around and interrupts : Now, unlike Dr. Karev, kindness and compassion aren't very high

 Sydney stops doing the surgery, turns around and interrupts : on her list of priorities, but a little bone-saw action,

 Sydney stops doing the surgery, turns around and interrupts : well, maybe that will earn me some respect. Am I right?

 Sydney stops doing the surgery, turns around and interrupts : Now, Dr. Yang, you ready to scrub back in?

 Leonard : Love you, love the hair, would love to change the subject.

Most guys will hit one, two, three and then go to seven and set up camp.

 Ross : How do you want to handle it? You want to fight for us or bail?

I just can't see us throwing away something we know is so damn good.

You can't just kiss me and think you're gonna make it all go away.

 Bernadette : Even though he's retired from the police force, he still carries his gun.

 Bernadette : But don't worry, he won't shoot it. It's more of a fashion statement.

 Bernadette : ...foreign people, homosexuals, Sean Penn, Vatican ll, gun controI...

 Bernadette : So the thing to watch for, if he's shouting at you, you're okay.

 Bernadette : ...leave as quickly as you can without making eye contact.

 Bernadette : Not in a straight line, throw some zigs and zags in there.

 Bernadette : In May you're gonna be on the International Space Station.

November 16th? Penny, that's the evening you fell in your bathtub.

I have an eidetic memory. That's a picture of you in the passenger seat...

 Sheldon : Okay, then why is a summons for a traffic violation...

 Sheldon : ...committed in your car, bearing your license plates, coming to me?

 Penny : I told them I wasn't driving, and they were all, "Who was it?"

 Esposito : Where all the bad-ass action heroes band together for one last mission.

 Castle : El Jefe's henchwoman, played by Brock's wife, Naomi Duvray.

 Henry Allenbooth : There she is, Mr. Cruz. Your precious archeologist.

 Esposito : There's no prints or DNA, but it's made out of a high-strength monofilament.

 Beckett : While you were having your B-movie festival, I tracked her down.

 Rachel : So you had a good day, huh? Big commission, picked up a daddy.

 Rachel : Oh, and it was great to see you too. And you look fantastic.

 Beckett : No, it wasn't a coincidence because you were always following me around.

 Sheldon : Biologically speaking, Howard is perfectly justified...

 Sheldon : ...in seeking out the optimum mate for the propagation of his genetic line.

 Sheldon : Whether that propagation is in the interest of humanity...

IRA [OVER RADIO] : This is Ira Flatow and you're listening to NPR's Science Friday.

 Radio : Joining us today by phone from his office in Pasadena, California...

 Amy : It was rather flattering to have strangers send us drinks.

 Amy : I think I would have gone with the short one with the goofy haircut.

 House : Pain and the drugs that treat pain work by changing brain chemistry.

 House : Sometimes to the point where pain receptors read painkillers as killer pain.

 House : Torture is the cure. Eventually his body will recalibrate itself.

 Cuddy : I let House supervise himself. That's like handing a 12-year-old

 Wilson : And the next time my nanny gets sick? When House wants to saw someone in half?

So, those new Star Wars movies... Those are better than the old ones?

 Monica : And instead I found everything that I'd ever been looking for my whole life.

I hope you'll let it slide just this once. I was all out of "pretz."

 House : Yeah, I was thinking it would be less awkward for all of us

 Adams : It's not an embolization. No instrumentation inside the arteries.

 Adams : And if we start you on treatment now, get you off Vicodin...

 House : What's the opposite of "thank you"? Pretty sure it ends in "you".

 Park : His clot dissolved. That could have caused the vasospasm.

If we got a patient file with the same symptoms you're exhibiting...

 Taub : We can't tell if your breath stinks because you've been popping mints

 Chase : I know that because four doctors you trained have unanimously diagnosed you

 Sheldon : Pop-Pop was the only one in my family who encouraged me to pursue science.

 Sheldon : And now you're here asking me for something. To save you.

 Sheldon : I'm leaving you here to rot and I hope the ogres feast on your bones.

...and on the way out give Santa a swift kick in his bowl full ofjelly.

 Leonard : So Wolowitz and Stuart are paralyzed, Santa's dead...

 Leonard : ...and I picked this over having sex with my girlfriend.

 Beckett : I have some vacation days coming up. I think now would be a good time.

 Montgomery : I hope you're not thinking about doing something reckless.

 D.a. Lou Karnacki : Yeah, well, that's the problem with you cops.

 D.a. Lou Karnacki : But over here, on this side of the street, it's just gray.

 Montgomery : You just put an innocent man up for murder. What's gray about that?

 D.a. Lou Karnacki : theft, aggravated assault, attempted murder.

 D.a. Lou Karnacki : Think of what I can do for this city when I'm elected.

 D.a. Lou Karnacki : And the Addisons are keeping the war chest well-stocked.

 D.a. Lou Karnacki : Now, when I am elected, I will appoint you. I promise.

Hey, statistically speaking, I'm sure you have something to worry about.

...right off the bat, 50 percent of men on Earth are more attractive than you.

That's 1.5 billion handsome lads standing by, waiting to rain on your parade.

 Sheldon : Not height, vision, athleticism, or ability to digest dairy products.

 Leonard : I'm talking about important things like emotional maturity.

 Sheldon : You were just spying on your girlfriend through a peephole.

 Sheldon : Okay, well, would a baby have to shave once every 11 days?

 Leonard : Then I believe that God created the world in six days...

 Leonard : Why do you believe that he knows what it is, and I don't?

 Sheldon : ...let's not take a saw to the branch we're sitting on, shall we?

 Sheldon : ...the only sea creature I would consider being eaten by...

 Sheldon : ...is the Kraken. Because the last words I would hear are "release the Kraken."

 Sheldon : If we work backwards, correcting for observation bias

 Sheldon : peaking around the present, that would bring the total

 House : So how do you deal with a coworker that you have feelings for?

 Head Doc : After considering the testimonial and documentary evidence,

this ad-hoc committee in the matter of Kayla McGinley has reached a decision.

 Head Doc : You also lied, both to your superiors and the patient's brother.

 Sheldon : ...brought you a pair of leather slacks stained with chicken blood.

 Sheldon : Don't rush it. We may be dealing with befoulment on a molecular level.

 Sheldon : ...it has spent less than 20 minutes resting on an astronaut's penis.

 Sheldon : I have to say, Penny, I don't understand why you, of all people...

 Penny : Well, I'm his girlfriend, of course I'm gonna support him.

 Sheldon : Maybe you're not aware of this, but there is a rich tradition of men at sea...

 Sheldon : ...finding comfort in each other's arms and britches.

 Penny : He gets to work with Stephen Hawking, who, by the way, will not be on the boat, I checked.

It's not that big of an opportunity. I mean, even if Hawking's theories are correct...

 Sheldon : ...why everything exists and what its ultimate end will be.

 Beckett : The clock is ticking and we gotta bring him back alive.

 Ryan : He was spending two days in the city with her ex. She's on her way in now.

 Esposito : Donegal called in sick for work yesterday and today.

 Beckett : So she dumps the janitor in the city for the doctor in the 'burbs.

 Montgomery : It's got all the hallmarks of a custodial abduction.

 House : I can't believe I got more than a year behind on my discharge summaries.

 House : I'm not authorized to sign these anymore. Only you are.

 Anica : So something in my pancreas caused me to have a seizure?

 Kyra : I'm not worried about the wedding, Mother. I'm worried about Sophie.

 Laurie Hill : If I had as much champagne as she did last night,

 Kyra : - She's not in the bathroom. - Go and see if her dress is still here.

 Alexis : Dad has Nikki Heat duct-taped to a chair in his next chapter

 Martha : I don't know, I suppose you could just use your imagination.

 Martha : Well, hurry taping up your father. We don't want to be late.

 Martha : Watch me? Or watch the adorable delivery boy in the second act?

Oh, that's why Alexandra wears earplugs when she gives me a massage.

You know, if you stick one hand down your pants, you're the spitting image of Joey.

 House : You see a double-wide tuchus coming this way, you scream like a girl.

 Wilson : If Rachel wakes up, she's gonna tell Cuddy everything.

 House : Last night she was whining about the giant moose that lives outside her window.

 Wilson : I'm the friendly moose who lives outside your bedroom.

 House : Is it actually important that I understand what you say?

 Taub : The bleeding means her liver is still failing. It's not a vascular malformation...

 Beckett : I'm kind of looking forward to spending the rest of my life with you,

 Castle : Hey, don't worry. I think I already hit my stupid quota for the day.

I don't wanna get married. I've been saying that to get in your pants.

 Marshall : That means the poor guy's out there with no identification.

 Ted, on the phone with Robin : Remember Scooby? Well, he got out.

 Ted : He just walked out of the apartment. Someone must've left the door open.

 Ted : He's so smart. We should get him on Letterman doing tricks.

 Marshall : I know Paul Schaffer's sandwich guy. This could happen.

 Robin : Guys, get yourselves together and start looking for Scooby.

 Margaret : I got a restraining order, ran away. And he found me anyway.

 Margaret : he'd broken in, fed pesticides to my dog, killed her.

 Foreman : Is this related to why you were in Trenton yesterday?

 Margaret : There's a support group for abused women at Trenton General.

 House : Now, some person seemed to think that I was not being fair to you in our last DDx,

Why not just place her chair above a trap door with a shark tank underneath?

 Castle : You hear that? we're not going to play your sick little game anymore.

 Beckett : Which explains the texts that they used to lure us here.

 Meadow : There were four guys on that screen, but only three of us.

 Patty : What happened to the woman that was supposed to be in that chair?

 Alexis : are going to be a match to the bike treads behind Kim's house

 Castle : Now, that's enough circumstantial evidence for a judge.

 Judge : and the exculpatory results obtained from post-conviction DNA testing,

 Judge Kerry Fallbrook : the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania hereby vacates

 Taub : what would be the least awful way for him to tell you that?

 George Takei : Let's not sully the moment with the exchange of saliva.

 Esposito : Preliminary autopsy report shows that our victim was, in fact, smothered.

 Esposito : What lead? There was nothing new on the board when we came back.

 Esposito : See if they'll run a trace on the transponder in Beckett's unit.

Whatever's in here is a hell of a lot heavier than a little old lady.

 Beckett : except it's locked and I'm fresh out of bolt cutters.

I filled his head with crazy ideas of being invulnerable and then...

 Castle : wait! That means you've seen your killer. who... who was it?

Yo! I took her down just before she put a bullet in Mike, the chemist.

 Dr. Ellins : but didn't penetrate the vertical plate ofAlan's skull.

 Cameron : If he had Kelley-Seegmiller, he wouldn't just be aggressive.

 Cameron : He'd be self-mutilating. Chewing his lips, banging his head.

 Chase : Kelley-Seegmiller carriers self-mutilate when they're stressed.

 Chase : His vegetarian diet could have limited the purines in his system,

 House : Also, I don't feel like waiting for respiratory failure.

 House : Chase, find some way for the mother to get lost for a while.

 House : I'm going to stress this kid till he bites off a finger.

 House : Now if you consent, I'm gonna give you this shot of adrenaline.

 House : and certain kinds of genetic disorders, small testicles also indicate

 Doctor : Excuse me, Doctor. Not many people would have your courage.

 Wilson : Before I start shouting, Foreman says they're looking at Rickettsia.

 Wilson : You think that little shout out is gonna make me forget

 Wilson : You don't ask what I want, you ignore my wishes, you drug me...

 House : I'm waiting for you to name something new to our relationship.

 House : If this was about getting the story out there, then, yeah.

 House : maybe you feeling impotent because patients keep dying,

 House : and you think you need to make some grand, stupid gesture, need to be a hero,

 Wilson : You stepped over the line. This was not your decision.

Wow, and I can't resist that line. That's why I never wear sweatpants.

Three days without a shower. Plus, I fell in a big tub of worms!

 Ross : Can I trust that when you see Phoebe, you will tell her?

 Sheldon : Are you using trains to trick me into giving you advice?

 Penny : I'm worried about something that hasn't even happened yet.

 Sheldon : why didn't you ask Leonard for advice about this? groans 

 Beckett : It contained cash used to buy a press pass for Eric Chambers.

 Castle : Well, you should know. Your fingerprint is on the envelope.

 Castle : We're suggesting you tried to kill Carolyn Decker and succeeded.

 Wilson : You don't want to say anything, don't say anything, but go.

 Wilson : She wants to think, for a moment, that she had a happy family.

 Kutner : Such a beautiful day, we thought we'd do all our doctoring outside.

 Nicole : It's like a puzzle. Which one of these things doesn't belong?

 Meredith : I made a choice, and I know you don't respect me for that choice.

 George : The chance to scrub in on this kind of procedure is, well...

 Dr. Taylor : Ah, coffee, where would medicine be without it, huh?

 Dr. Taylor : - Hey, look what I got. - Blow bubbles, that's it.

 Woman : But if you guys don't want to book a wedding for Monday

You know, Pheebs, if you sit there long enough, you'll be sitting in our apartment.

Oh, Rach, FYl : Your new apartment hasn't had hot water since Christmas.

 Beckett : That guy's dropped more pills than a three-fingered pharmacist.

 Castle : great fatherly advice on TV could be guilty of murder.

He's a drug-addled predator who left physical evidence on the body.

 Beckett : We need hard evidence to place him at the crime scene.

 Beckett : We know Amber went to the hotel. So maybe she dropped it off there.

 Esposito : It wasn't there, and her dad and consultant didn't see it either.

 Beckett : Check trash cans, dumpsters and sewer drains by the hotel.

 Beckett : If someone saw him ditch the violin, we can connect him to the murder.

 Martha Rodgers : Oh, beauty pageant intrigue. Some things never change.

 Sheldon : There are going to be discussions on bioorganic cellular computer devices...

...plus a round table on the non-equilibrium Green's Function approach...

 Penny : When I go, I usually just get hammered and ride the cable cars.

 Sheldon : ...and anisotropy of the cosmic microwave background radiation...

 Sheldon : ...cemented our understanding of the origin of the universe.

 Penny : Okay, now that I've been completely insulted, have a good flight.

 Howard : Yeah, cool. Seven times as long as flying and costs almost twice as much.

Don't say it like that, Leonard. Say it like, "We're taking the train!"

 Chandler : Great. Thanks to you, the hottest waitress is quitting...

 Shannon : Miles, please, whatever happened, just tell them the truth.

 House : Well, the good news is, we now know what's wrong with you.

Bad news is, your king's precious ideals were just pretend after all.

 House : At least when it comes to guys who get too close to his Queen.

 Taub : We performed a gastric lavage and administered activated charcoal,

Here. It's gonna cost extra 'cause of the level of detail that you wanted.

 Esposito : I'll call down to the hospital and beef up security.

 Beckett : If we can reconstruct Chambers' movements from the venue,

 Tory Ellis : I used facial recognition to try and search for Chambers.

But there is a five-minute gap when Chambers is unaccounted for.

 Tory : Here's another picture of it, taken around the same time.

If that door was supposed to be locked, what was he doing in there?

 Castle : Ooh, wait, I've got to see those direct-dial icons they put on our phones.

I am just a little bit uncomfortable with the new command structure.

 Castle : I don't know. Maybe because I based a character on her?

 Beckett : Don't flatter yourself, Castle. It's not that big an honor.

 Castle : Good. Because Sophia is on our side. We're on the same team.

 Beckett : It's just, I might have been a little bit taken aback to find out that

 Castle : Besides, Nikki Heat is a far more complex and nuanced a character.

 Monica : I hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel better...

It'll be just like that time I tried to count all the bumps on your ceiling.

 Sheldon : will be around to watch even though it's Valentine's Day.

 Sheldon : I felt it only right to include your name in the title.

 Sheldon : So from now on, this program will be officially known as

HOWARD : We can't get to the phone right now because we're having sex.

 Leonard : You're going to ask Howard to choose between sex and "Halo."

 Sheldon : No, I'm going to ask him to choose between sex and "Halo 3."

 Leonard : You're right, all sex has is nudity, orgasms and human contact.

 House : physician-patient confidentiality protects me from annoying conversations.

She told me about the tumor. Yeah? She also tell you why she's refusing to have it removed?

 Mr. Hernandez : I don't care about a scar. And she can always gain the weight back.

 House : - You want her to regain the weight? - Yeah. I mean, only if she wants to.

Why? I've always thought she looked sexiest when she was pregnant.

Something about knowing she's a mother just makes me want to... Tell her that and leave me alone.

 Mr. Hernandez : I did. You gotta talk to her. I couldn't bear it if something happened to her.

 House : The tumor is benign. Nothing's gonna happen, except maybe some more heartburn.

 House : You know where to find us. Building's not going anywhere.

Tell her it's cancer. You obviously don't have a problem with lying. Oh. Way to win me over.

...I didn't think I'd ever have a girlfriend, and I was positive you never would.

 Raj : -How come I wasn't part of this deal? -You had left the refreshment stand...

 Sheldon : ...in order to indulge in your customary preemptive pre-show urination.

 Raj : So that's how it works? I have a teeny bladder and I don't get a hot girlfriend?

 House : and have therefore brought a professional defibrillist.

And if you change your mind, plead not guilty, you've got a case.

And the pathetic thing is, is that the man you're trying to please never existed.

 House : I've been an ass my whole life. I can't get rid of you.

 Beckett : Did he have any conflicts with colleagues or business rivals?

 Marsha : No, he said he was taking care of some personal things.

 Marsha : Did Mr. Williger ever mention to you why he was leaving early?

 Matt Monroe : No. He was actually pretty secretive about the whole thing.

 Howard : Now, inside we've got motion detectors, infrared sensors...

 Howard : ...running state-of-the-art facial-recognition software.

 Leonard : -He just gave it to you? -I'm sure he would've if I'd asked.

 Sheldon : Wonderful security system if we're attacked by a school of tuna.

 Sheldon : Security system in place. However, sleep continues to elude me.

But the Gram's stain would have shown... No. The cefuroxime would have killed some of it, clouded the result.

 Jeffrey : Anthrax. So, what... you think there were terrorists in that attic?

 Chase : - We believe it was in the insulation. - How sick is he?

 Chase : Anthrax is very dangerous, but we've caught it early. He's on levaquin. It's the best antibiotic we have.

 Cuddy : I wouldn't have assigned Dr. House to your case if I didn't have every confidence in him.

 Jeffrey : There's all these weird diseases that can cause a rash. What about leishmaniasis or filariasis?

 Cuddy : Where'd you hear about those? Internet. I did some research.

Well, those are very rare conditions. Oh, and anthrax grows along the interstate?

 Chase : Leishmaniasis doesn't cause pneumonia, and filariasis...

 Jeffrey : Just look into everything. This is my son, all right?

And I'm gonna stay on top of you until I know he's safe. I wouldn't expect anything else.

 Anesthesiologist : All right, Keith, start counting backward from ten.

Saving a 16-year-old kid from a lifetime of immunosuppressant drugs and a very nasty scar.

which I'm assuming is rather large and inside all four walls of his bedroom at home.

 Hourani : - Call Cuddy. And Security. - You are not removing that kid's liver.

 Anesthesiologist : There's no way we can do this surgery now. Ya think?

 Foreman : You've already cost him his liver. Don't kill him too.

 Chase : Healthy? He's in the toilet. He just needs some chicken soup.

 Chase : I'm telling Hourani to re-scrub. We're doing this transplant. - No, you're not.

 Thirteen : Might not be a bad idea to take some time at home, rest up.

And he's going to need to drink clean water and breathe clean air.

 House : so you're hoping that I'm gonna assume the former and I won't bother to look.

 Ryan : Yeah, she jumped at the chance to dress you down for any reason.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, I figured the trickiest part would be fooling you

Does that mean you're gonna have to go run off and arrest someone now?

 Thirteen : Combine smoking with any one of a dozen genetic disorders

 Foreman : Let's find out which genetic gift her genetic parents gave her.

 Beckett : This investigation, does it have anything to do with Mayor Weldon?

 Esposito : And when he's gone, the first thing she'll do is get rid of Castle.

 Beckett : Yes, sir. But the moment I file a warrant request for that coat,

 Beckett : So then everyone will know that Mayor Weldon is a person of interest.

 Gates : We are tasked by the city of New York to protect its people.

 Beckett : Of the guy that was following her. And "X, T, three,"

 Beckett : I thought I heard something after the phone hit the ground.

 Castle : So he killed Melanie, and then stopped to have a cigarette?

 Ryan : So that D.C. Number? Looks like whoever owns it was in town.

 Ryan : She called it the other night, right after dinner with her sister.

 Ryan : said he dropped her off at the Standish Hotel at 11 : 00 p.m.

 Castle : Perhaps she was meeting her Washington friend for a secret tryst?

 Ryan : The Standish is popular with married men who value discretion.

 Sheldon : I looked over the board, and it turns out you were right.

 Sheldon : Anyway, I would like you to come back and work for me.

 Sheldon : -Wait. You have to drive me home. -How did you get here?

 Sheldon : We can start thinking about methods of optimizing the detector...

l am so much older than these other interns. l can't compete with them.

Yes, but l don't think life experience is gonna help me with these.

 Prof Laughlin : Giving up on those trans-Neptunian objects, are we?

 Raj : ...on your tremendously exciting and not yet conclusively disproved hypothesis.

 Raj : Jolly amusing. But if you don't mind, I'll hold off until sunset on Titan.

Ha, ha. Well done. I have a feeling you're going to fit in fine, Dr. Koothrappali.

 Prof Laughlin : Dr. Koothrappali, may I present Dr. Millstone from MIT.

We told Mrs. Talbot that you have no intention of taking Zane away.

 Robin : Okay, Ted, can you just please think about this before you...

 Robin : I don't know; I don't play. I can't get it to download.

 Castle : That would explain how Nadine got hold of Sam's passwords.

 Esposito : He's inside the casino and their security won't let us back in.

 Brian : So I told Coach if I'm open on the three, point guard better feed me.

 Jules : Jamie Cruz just posted an update on Facebook that you're having a party.

He's a loser, though, so I'm sure he doesn't have that many friends.

 Castle : This is the worst Impromptu Bachelor Party While On Case ever.

 Chandler : What do you say we play a little foosball for money?

Are you crazy? You haven't beaten me since my injury-plagued '97 season.

- Something they wouldn't buy for themself. - You mean, like a sweater?

 Penny : Well, it's a fun sweater. It's got a bold geometric print.

 Penny : The point is, one of the ways we show we care about people...

 Penny : ...is by putting thought and imagination into the gifts we give them.

 Sheldon : Something he wouldn't buy for himself, something fun, something like... Ah!

 Beckett : I will give you this, you've got some gigantic balls.

 Serena : What I said about the thie did I turn out to be right?

 Serena : This is the best way for both of us to get what we want.

 Castle : If the killer had cased out the exhibit, maybe he's on that video.

 Ryan : because security downloads all the camera footage into flash drives,

 Beckett : in a piece like the Fist, and so we are looking into that now.

 Penny : Okay, just for the record, I have never entered a wet T-shirt contest.

 Penny : I've won a few, but that's just because I spill when I'm drunk.

 Amy : We could go to the cadaver lab at UCLA and play real-life Operation.

 Amy : ...but if the corpse is fresh enough sometimes you can get the leg to jerk.

 Mrs Wolowitz off : Howard? I thought I wasn't going to see you till tomorrow!

 Howard : Yeah, well, Bernie's not feeling well, so I thought I'd stop by.

 Harvey : - I need to talk to Annette. - You can do this on your own.

 Cameron : We could give him antidepressants. See if he changes his mind.

 Chase : It'll lighten him up soon enough. Someone should just tell him to do it.

 House : Your pants, your blouse, your scarf are all freshly dry cleaned. Everything except your jacket.

or your daughter's been borrowing your clothes without telling you.

 Chase : It's treatable... As long as you go to the second floor.

 Mary : It's nothing. I pulled it trying to do a three-and-a-half tuck.

 Dr Hofstadter : that there's more than one way to raise a child.

 Beckett : An affair? Ms. Johnston, did Vivien ever talk to you about murder?

 Toni : No. She just told me she knew how I had cheated on Nick,

 Toni : my husband, and then she asked me a lot of questions about him.

 Castle : the details of which could not be readily found in a hall of records

 Toni : Oh, yeah. The guy I was cheating with, he told her everything.

 Beckett : You're telling me that your dead lover told Vivien about your affair.

 Lanie : Emilio Casillas' autopsy file makes for some very interesting reading.

 Angela : Bob is great. He's smart, sophisticated, and he has a real job.

 Angela : You go on three auditions a month and you' re an actor. Bob

RYAN : Turns out Mitch had been seeing Sonya secretly for a year,

 Ryan : entering or exiting the apartment around the time of the murder.

 Ryan : So he used a key that he'd stolen to slip in hours earlier in the day.

 Gates : I'll brief the press and let them know we have a confession.

 Sheldon : but those eggs you're toting around have a sell-by date.

 Amy : You're immature, you're selfish, you just insulted me to my face.

 Dominika : If this is not what you want, I go back to making dinner.

 Castle : Uh, if you don't mind, I'd like to stay here for a while.

 Tory : But comparing this data set to global Three-D mapping would take forever,

 Janice : I mean, this is so great. We're gonna be baby buddies!

This is my husband, Sid. I don't think you've met him. Ross, Rachel, this is Sid.

 Janice : I nabbed him a year ago at the dermatologist's office.

 Janice : You have to speak very loudly, he's almost completely deaf.

 Janice : Congratulations, you two. I didn't even know you got married.

 Mrs Wolowitz off : Don't forget to talk to her about this meshugas...

 Howard : Don't worry, Ma, I will, as soon as I can figure out...

 Bernadette : Look, it's obvious having kids is really important to you...

 Bernadette : Well, seeing as how I make way more money than you anyway...

 Bernadette : ...what if I work and you stay home with the kids?

 Bernadette : You know, you'll watch Barney and pull Cheerios out of their noses...

 Bernadette : ...and go on play dates and I'll work and have conversations...

 Zhang : If a man like Hicks thought Henry was talking to the FBI,

 Esposito : He operates out of a gym he owns in Queens, O'Donnell's Boxing.

 Ryan : see if we can find out where that SUV went after Henry was taken.

 Thirteen : You just broke trial protocol and risked your entire career

 Foreman : I'm sorry. The test was negative. So, I'm gonna take you off...

 Taub : She was lucky, the scratching didn't cause any brain damage.

 Taub : But the first thing she said when we woke her up was, "It still itches."

 House : which means she's not actually itchy, she just thinks she is.

 Thirteen : Thank God we have you here to interpret that for us.

 Kutner : She made a big, sudden change in her life, could be the result of a mental imbalance.

 Taub : She wants to do what she wants to do, what's crazy about that?

 Kutner : Why do you have to quit to do it? If I want to do something, I do it.

 Adams : That'll raise his temperature too quickly it'll cause acidosis.

 Foreman : Body slows down when it cools, but it doesn't fully stop.

 Foreman : We're warming his blood outside of his body and then putting it back.

 Adams : Like some part of him gets what he's putting his wife through,

 Adams [surprised] : You think you should kill yourself if you become a burden

Oh, my God. I can't believe this. I thought you were a good guy.

 Chandler : You know what you did? My girlfriend is thinking things over.

 Sheldon : This is what a generation raised on Bart Simpson looks like.

 Thirteen : You obviously saw me log in when you were spying on me in the coffee shop.

 House : Now that you're out of the picture, he's better than ever,

 House : how, when, or on what island in the Bahamas you wanna get away from it all.

 House : because it would have been idiotic of you to tell me the truth.

 Foreman : she specifically asked for the anticentromere antibodies test.

 Foreman : The printout they sent you included just the anticentromere antibodies,

 Chase : I obviously made sure the cadaver I got the sample from had the same blood type.

 Sheldon : All right, then, my so-called friends have forsaken me.

 Sheldon : Try to wear something appropriate. It won't help my case if the judge...

...is busy trying to read the word "Juicy" scrawled across your buttocks.

 Sheldon : I've taken the liberty of scripting your appearance on the witness stand.

 Sheldon : Don't worry, it's written in your vernacular. So shall we rehearse?

 Sheldon : Although we live in a deterministic universe, each individual has free will.

 Leonard : but should we call the girls and see if they want to come?

 Penny : Come on, anything can happen. We can push him down the stairs!

 Howard : feed it to Cinnamon, and then my mom can eat Cinnamon.

 Howard : -What do you feel like doing? -I was thinking we could watch a DVD.

 Howard : Unless you want to watch the video of her colonoscopy.

 Addison : - Is there anything I can do to help? - You can help me get up off this table.

 Izzie : The GI lab has a couple of questions about Miss Miyazaki's esophagogram.

Keep an eye on her. Watch for painful contractions, more than five an hour.

 Meredith : Had her tricuspid valve replaced three years ago with a porcine valve.

There's a cause for your wife's valve failure that remains undiagnosed.

 Jennifer : Well, Emma had just gotten a promotion to produce the 11 : 00 news.

 Jennifer : Exactly. Yet all this week, she was acting kind of... I don't know.

 Jennifer : that she had gotten her hands on some kind of proof.

 Jennifer : At least not until after the time was right, whatever that meant.

Do either ofyou know if Emma was having personal problems with anyone?

He had seniority over Emma, but she beat him out for that promotion.

Yeah. He even claimed that she made up lies about him just to get the job.

 Leonard : I started to say sleep tight. Then I changed my mind in the middle.

 Sheldon : All right, let me show you some of the features of the room.

 Sheldon : There's a box of disposable reading gloves on the nightstand.

 House : and my patient definitely has something wrong with him...

 Masters : Could be vasculitis, bronchiectasis, inhaled particles.

 House : Feed the kid a camera, check his gut for angiodysplasia.

 House : I'm missing a watch. If you could keep your eyes open while...

 Taub : Your records show you've lost some weight over the past year.

 Todd : Well, he's been eating less since he quit the swim team.

 Sheldon : You can't make the assumption that I'll like the hamburgers here.

 Sheldon : - They only have one burger, the Big Boy. - The barbeque burger's like the Big Boy.

- I didn't know you ate here. - We don't. This is a disturbing aberration.

Leslie, this is Penny, she lives across the hall from Sheldon and me.

 Howard : Way to go the extra mile. Your Mee-Maw would be proud.

 Howard : Next, this is a sexy French maid costume I bought for Bernadette.

 Howard : ...and get her to dust my room at the same time, heh...

I came up with a bunch of businesses that you can do with your van.

And just when we think that life and circumstance have forced us

 Ellis : And my husband wonders why I'm not interested in him anymore.

Are you sure he's not just acting like you lied about moving in?

 Sorenson : You have to imagine your little girl walking through that front door,

 Sorenson : Your daughter needs you right now. She needs you to have faith.

 Sorenson : I requested Beckett because she's the best in the city.

 Castle : Well, the ones on TV seem oddly fixated on their sunglasses.

 Sorenson : So, with all the fat, balding detectives in the NYPD,

 Sorenson : Kidnappers make an issue about knowing what the Candelas have.

 MEREDITH : So we pick and choose who we want to remain close to.

 MEREDITH : Let her off the hook. Let Cristina off the freaking hook.

 MEREDITH : Izzie, you cut the LVAD wire. She stuck by you and did Denny's echo.

 MEREDITH : You cheated on Izzie with syph nurse and she helped you study for your boards.

 Castle : It's not like you're just leaving yourself a note, you know,

 Castle : You're trying to make a point. A point you care a great deal about,

 Castle : presumably, because you just killed someone to make it.

 Castle : So how do you not make sure that you're using the proper language

Frank Anderson, retired middle-school math teacher from IS 161. You want in?

- Was it positioned in a creepy way? - Yeah, like a guy who was shot.

 Ryan : Randomness of the victim, anonymous nature of the crime.

 Castle : Okay. Well, if you guys want any help, you know where to find me.

Wait. Are you saying you want to wager on who solves their case first?

Ross doesn't know the baby is coming. Should we call and tell him?

 Lesley : That was before I saw you handling that beautiful piece of wood between your legs.

 Lesley : ...which, unless you're a heroin addict, points to sexual attraction.

 Leonard : ...which could give a positive urine test for opiates...

 Monica Wyatt : We did date years ago. And I thought it was real,

 Monica Wyatt : but he was just doing it to get close to Cavallo.

What's a Midtown real estate agent doing mixed up with heroin dealers?

 Monica Wyatt : They need new places for their processing centers every month or so,

 Beckett : Someone borrowed Bobby S.'s car, planted those fibers,

 Ryan : Or Bobby ordered the hit and loaned his car to the killer.

and I'm not there to back you up? What you need to do is walk away.

 Ryan : Look, man, I got invited to Bobby S.'s pool game tonight.

 Meredith : I saw him have a tet spell, and I think I hear a murmur.

 Howard : Making myself a bologna sandwich like my mom used to make me

 Howard : No way. No, this is the room I associate the most with my mom.

 Howard : Which didn't happen much after my dad left and not at all

 Luke : That's how you'd handle it, something like this? You'd just give up?

Until the determination is made, he'll be housed at Children's Services.

 Foreman : The onset of symptoms are sometimes caused by stress or trauma.

 Foreman : There's no good reason two unrelated people would get it.

 Tracy : And our eyes. Everyone always talks about how we have the same eyes.

...they won't secretly videotape me and put it all over the lnternet?

 Nurse : Go into that room and deposit your specimen into the container.

 Billy : So Leann and I decide to go for a boat ride, like the old days.

 Billy : But instead of recapturing our magic, Leann got drunk and fell into the ocean.

Interesting, on the list of things you lost, you didn't include your wife.

 Castle : Well, Billy did it. Killed his wife to keep his money,

 Castle : then had Michelle murdered when she found evidence of it.

 Beckett : So if we can catch him, we'll get him to turn on Billy.

Turns out the garage at Billy's building has an automated valet system.

 Ryan : The manager was able to pull up the records of when Noah parked there,

 Wilson : Your father's been moved to the top of the transplant list.

 House : 'cause it's gonna make what I'm about to say a lot more relevant.

 Wilson : House, I know it's raining out there in the hallway, but...

 House : I was just in the ER, testing my patient for autonomic dysfunction.

plus the cardiac monitors, plus me, plus... Anyway, relevant part.

 House : Bad for the motorcycle, good for your liver. Blood type's a match.

ESPOSITO : So what happened, bro? The two of you did a job together?

 Esposito : then you decided you didn't want to share the score?

 Beckett : With your criminal record, this is gonna be a slam dunk for the DA.

 Carter : The last time I saw Logan that night, he was still alive.

 Carter : to bypass an alarm system and belay him from a rooftop,

He cut in through the window, went in, and then sent up the gear with the bag.

 Ross : Most people would be excited if they didn't work for a couple weeks.

 Leonard : With any luck, tonight will be the night my sleep apnea kills me.

 Sheldon : ...that Koothrappali might have intercourse with Penny tonight?

You know, this situation with Koothrappali brings to mind a story from my childhood.

 Nikki : No, I detour an hour out of my way so that I can get to Kevin's house.

 Nikki : And when I get to Kevin's house, I get struck by lightning!

 Nikki : just call my boyfriend and tell him that I'm having an operation at midnight.

 Alex : it'll cut off the oxygen to your lungs and you'll die of hypoxia.

 Alex : If the hypoxia doesn't kill you, the strain on your heart will.

- Yeah, I'm gonna go pack a bag. - No, you're not. You're gonna : 

 Leonard : Do we really have to wear this camouflage crap to play paintball?

 Sheldon : Who said that? Leonard, I can hear your voice, but I can't see you.

 Sheldon : Oh, Leonard, is it really necessary to caption the obvious?

 Dr Hofstadter : Sheldon informed me that you're experiencing an emotional upheaval...

 Taub : How about we hook the guy's brain to a computer so he can communicate?

 House : For the guy who invented the computer that can read minds.

 Taub : You didn't come up with it. No one else came up with it.

 Taub : If I didn't re-establish communication, we never would have found...

 Sheldon : He doesn't need them. He's got a six-port Ethernet switch.

Penny, if I'm going to buy Leonard a gift, I'm going to do it right.

 Sheldon : I refuse to let him experience the same childhood trauma I did.

 Sheldon : ...so, you know, I could separate radioactive isotopes.

 Sheldon : Instead of a titanium centrifuge, my parents bought me...

 Beckett : Are you kidding me? You just went from Gamblers Anonymous to mob hit?

 Esposito : According to his fingerprints, his name is Donald Hayes,

 Esposito : Navy veteran, served in Desert Storm and he's been a dockworker since '94.

 Castle : Which either means he's an incredibly dedicated zombie...

 Beckett : Do you really expect us to believe that you bought Donny's card,

 Joey : If the paste matches the pants, you can make paste pants...

 Wilson : Number three went to a baseball game the day before he donated.

 Wilson : He ate a bag of peanuts. And peanut proteins would be.

 Monica : I wanna show you how to fold the toilet paper into a point.

I don't think so. She's already talking about dating other guys.

and you'll be telling her, "Oh, that's okay. You'll find someone."

 Joey : Ross, she is definitely gonna fall in love with you again.

Look, I know I scared you with that whole naked-Thursdays thing...

 House : You just made a completely seamless transition from anger

 Chase : Ironically, the mind of a killer looks completely normal.

 Foreman : Would you describe me to the girl as the black guy? A neurologist?

 Addison : I mean, I might as well take up hobbies. Like needlepoint.

 Addison : Because that's what dried up women do. They do needlepoint.

 Addison : who clearly just want to get laid. They do not waste their time...

 Esposito : Turns out Beckett's FBI ex has been stationed in Europe for six months.

 Nathan Fillion : Oh, yeah, I get it-- you think I'm Nathan Fillion,

 Nathan Fillion : So if you don't mind, I would just love to eat my lunch.

 Ross : Spring break, sophomore year, I got high in my bedroom...

 Ross : so I told them that you had gotten stoned and jumped out the window.

I don't know. Yours was the first name that popped into my head.

Mom and Dad sent me to find out if you were trying to get Ross stoned.

 Chandler : Your parents caught Ross smoking pot in college, and he blamed it on me!

-What about the ones on the nightstand? -There are no tickets there.

-There are 20 tickets on the nightstand. -Chandler, sense the tone.

 Monica : When you were reading the dirty magazines without taking off the plastic.

 Joey : - Sure, yeah. Will you just keep an eye on the chick and the duck?

 Ross : You know, it was like one of those things you think is never gonna happen,

Stinky feet, could point to diabetes, athlete's foot or gangrene.

 Taub : None of those cause bloody sputum or disappearing masses.

 Rachel : -I cannot believe her. -I know. Where do you want to eat?

 Rachel : -Oh, I love that Japanese place. -I'm sick of Japanese. Not there.

 Foreman : you'll lose your mind faster than you regain those fine motor skills.

I have this terrible pain in my left shoulder. It came out of nowhere.

If something opens up, we'll move in. If it has a pool. I need a pool.

 Gary : You checked the paper for listings in Brooklyn Heights, right?

 Cameron : Cancel the ambulance. He's stable enough to stay here.

 Foreman : His heart's back to sinus rhythm, but it's bradycardic.

 Thirteen : We checked the place over and over. It's completely clean.

 House : He likes to re-enact the Battle of Ypres three times a week with real gas.

 Foreman : Highly fat soluble. He lost weight after the stomach pain,

 Kat : but after all the years, the highs, the lows, neither of us had anything left.

 Kat : He was shooting a film with his old partner, Brock Harmon.

 Beckett : The real miracle is how a girl like that is hanging out with a bunch of guys

The mixed-martial-arts star. She could beat all those guys to a pulp.

 Castle : He's a Nordic bodybuilder, card-carrying member of Mensa.

 Beckett : I don't know, Castle. Maybe I just like the old-school guys.

 Beckett : You know, like Eastwood, Bronson, McQueen. Real actors.

 Castle : Graduated top of his class at Juilliard, in contrast to Brock Harmon,

 Castle : who made his on-screen debut as a porn star known as Brock the...

 Monica : We got it. Let's play for real. High stakes. Big bucks!

 Ross : You sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn't look happy.

That is how Boy Scout Troop 15 became the 2010 Tri-County Champions.

 Barney : - This is my teammate for tomorrow. - Yeah, I agreed to that.

 Robin : A couple of white Urkels offer you sausages, and you're gone?

 House : Call the CDC. Tell them we need antitoxin as soon as possible.

 House : Instead of building bunkers, you should be getting boosters.

As in the routine vaccines against stuff that is actually scary.

 Taub : Guess you found him a little more persuasive than the two of us.

 Taub : Analysis of the fluid from Vince's lungs shows the lung problem

 Thirteen : it jacked up the pressure in his lungs, causing pulmonary edema.

 Foreman : Good thing I talked the patient into spinal stimulation.

 Foreman : Ventricular thickening plus neuropathy could equal Lyme disease.

 Cuddy : I was feeling vulnerable, he's a friend, and I leaned on him.

 Cuddy : we'd get caught up in the novelty and the hostility and the forbiddenness,

 Cuddy : and then we'd realize that the flirty hostility is just hostility,

 Cuddy : it's just frustrating, and then it's the inevitable blow up

 Cuddy : and the recriminations, and we don't talk for two months.

 Wilson : Yeah. Well, it certainly proves you've never thought about House that way.

 Wilson : Maybe novelty and hostility and forbiddenness doesn't have to end bad.

 Richard Castle : Crime scene at a fire? Never done one of these before.

 Ryan : No. No, it's good to double-check if my phone's working.

 Ryan : so we're waiting to see if it's a boy or girl and then decide.

 Kelly : She doesn't need any more hostility or aggression in her life.

Have you any idea how hard it is to find a straight male hooker?

 Cuddy : And that can only mean you're trying to sabotage this relationship.

 Cuddy : Because the next step from fine is serious. And you can't handle that.

 Cuddy : So you're trying to keep me at arm's length with all this crap.

 Penny : significantly fewer side effects than other oral contraceptives.

 Penny : Although it can cause acne, which, if you ask me, kind of

And her clothes are higher-end. I'm guessing she's not a working girl.

 Castle : - Looks like she was stabbed with a knife. - BECKETT : Mmm.

 Sidney Perlmutter : about postmortem analysis could fill a book, Mr. Castle.

 Perlmutter : whereas this wound was produced by it being hurled into her chest.

 Beckett : What is this, Last of the Mohicans? What kind of knife is it?

 Perlmutter : It killed her instantly, severing the left anterior descending artery.

 Beckett : Okay, so either that's the luckiest knife toss in the world...

 Ryan : Yeah, I used to scavenge stuff like this from old buildings when I was a kid.

 Castle : Buildings would keep them on hand to, uh, manually open elevator doors,

 Ryan : I'll have Tech try to trace it and see what it's made for.

 Ryan : Based on her calls and texts, she had a boyfriend named Dean Bedford.

 House : Can you think of anything else she might've lied to you about?

 Roz Viner : Says what's important is the person that I am now, not the person I was then.

 Lawrence Kutner : And you just completely left the music business?

 Thirteen : Your drug use may have caused some long-term damage.

We're going to need to take a hair sample to test for latent toxins.

 Greg House : You figure that I'll make your life hell at first,

 Greg House : but I'll eventually see how good you are and keep you.

 Amber Volakis : It's a good plan, don't you think? Perfectly tailored to your personality.

because you figure I'll eventually realize that I made a mistake

 Alexis : Give him a chance, Dad. I really like him, and he's brilliant.

 Castle : I don't think I can bear another minute not seeing you.

We'll arrange for her to move in across the hall so he can pathetically moon over her.

 Gablehouser : And how fortunate that it should fall on Take Your Daughter to Work Day.

 Gablehouser : We're here to welcome Mr. Dennis Kim to our little family.

 Gablehouser : Mr. Kim was not only the valedictorian at Stanford University...

 Gablehouser : ...he is also the youngest recipient of the prestigious Stevenson Award.

 Gablehouser : ...let me introduce the man of the hour, Mr. Dennis Kim.

 Gablehouser : Would you like to tell us about your upcoming research?

 Alexis : The night Kim Tolbert was murdered, she was in Jasper Grove,

 Alexis : near a farmhouse you had foreclosed on a year earlier.

 Castle : We believe your son was one of the people who contaminated it.

 Castle : tutored in chemistry so he could learn how to cook meth.

 Castle : But Kim caught on to you, and that was bad for business.

 Ross : I, apparently, can turn phallic cakes into woodland creatures.

 Cameron : The lab. We're testing our patient's blood for a hereditary...

 Cameron : Which means either she lied to you or you're lying to me.

 Cameron : You were looking for me to feel bad for you, save your skin.

 Cameron : And your logic was, I care about House as much as you do, ergo...

 Cameron : House is nothing more than my boss. Foreman's nothing more than a colleague.

 Castle : No, Mrs. O'Leary. I'm not okay. I happen to like my legs. And yours, too.

 Castle : And why is your husband paying bikers over 5 grand for a stripper's phone?

 Beckett : First of all, could we please stop calling him my husband?

 Beckett : but I'm guessing it has something to do with the abduction.

 Beckett : Yeah, I need you guys to set up remote access to scrub a laptop.

 Beckett : Castle, can you look up the address to The Roadhouse?

 Sapphire : Look, I don't know what you're talking about. No one stole my phone.

 Beckett : So if you know something that can help us find him...

 Sapphire : Look, if you don't want a dance, then I need to move on.

 House : This oozed, as in squeezed, as in reverse peristalsis. Who's hungry?

 House : Means, oops, we were wrong, because no autoimmune disease

 House : We need to do a liver biopsy, find out what the real problem is.

Her liver is failing which has made her digestive system go in reverse.

I don't know what's gonna happen when we stick a needle into her liver.

 Izzie : What if somebody from the morgue comes looking for Franklin?

 Cristina : and, B, the thing about being dead is people stop looking for you.

 Cristina : Uh, if we're gonna do this, we're gonna do it right.

- You should be using the ten-blade. - Will you stop backseat cutting?

Oh, forget it. I'll come by and get it myself. After work, Thursday?

 Wilson : - It's a math contest. - What is it about girls who can count?

 House : Building full of sick people. If I hurry, maybe I can avoid them.

 Dad : God's presence often descends on Boyd to help him guide others.

 Boyd : who was harboring vengeful thoughts about a man she works with.

 Ross : To listen to a woman complain for two hours. l don't think it gets bet--

...that l have to be at work really early the next day, so l can't go.

 Taub : I didn't give her anything, she got depressed at the lack of direction.

 House : You figured you'd let me play 20 questions instead of just telling me.

 House : but the frosting tends to get stuck in the little tube.

 House : It's not a joke, not a lie, not an attempt to defraud in any way.

 House : Your face is genetically blessed, your body chemistry is slightly less so,

 House : doesn't make enough of a certain enzyme that I can't pronounce,

 House : but it's apparently important for your liver and everything else.

 Rachel : Guys tend to get naked before they're going to have sex.

 Rachel : First of all, if you keep calling it that, no one will take it.

 Ross : You can't do this, Mon. All right. If you do this, I'm gonna...

 Rachel : Honey, I'm sorry, but he's right. I love you, but you're crazy.

 Monica : - So this isn't the ideal way... - Oh, it's not the ideal...?

 Alex : She's not Ava anymore. She's Rebecca now. I barely know her.

 Addison : than missing an opportunity that could have changed your life.

 Leonard : You know, there's no guarantee even if you have kids you're gonna like them.

 Leonard : It's right off the dust jacket of my mom's last book.

 Leonard : Look, Howard, I'd say there's a lot of fish in the sea...

 Bernadette : I don't want to, but this is kind of a deal breaker.

 Howard : ...that'll kill her too. So either way on the Mom front, I'm golden.

 Beckett : Keith, you're gonna have to do a lot better than that.

 Gates : No point in chaining myself to that desk when all the action is right out here.

Yeah. It seems like he's covered for the entire time-of-death window.

 Gates : I hope you're not going on the time-stamp on this video.

 Esposito : And that is the news. Which means I can verify the time-stamp using that.

 Ryan : I was looking into our vic's medical records. My little "research project."

 Esposito : Looks like they're hiring security guards down at their warehouse.

 Esposito : As far as I can tell, there's no indication of any dirty little secret...

 Ryan : Wally's wife said that his behavior changed after their dog died.

 Ryan : The vet wanted to run a test to find out what the toxin was,

 John Mcginnis : they were playing open mics at coffee houses in the East Village.

 Castle : And since she owned the band name, your hands were tied.

 Castle : But now that she's dead, all you needed to do was rope in Sky.

 John Mcginnis : Which will no doubt help us sell lots of tickets

 John Mcginnis : Now, I know my rights here and I'm done talking.

 Castle : I never fully appreciated the nuances of the word "skeevy" until just now.

 Castle : - You don't think he did it? - He challenged me to arrest him.

 Beckett : He's probably screwed and figures bluffing is his best bet.

 Beckett : Ryan, let's cross-reference his calls with our hit list.

 Beckett : Find out if he was in contact with anyone from Hayley's inner circle.

 Beckett : With the right connections you can kill with a phone call.

 Beckett : wearing the goods so that they don't have to claim it or pay taxes on it.

 Dietrich : With such a valuable piece, I wanted real security for the flight.

 Beckett : What was the courier's name, and where was he sitting?

 Castle : The real Celestialis is self-winding. This watch has a knob,

 Chandler : Maybe it was his sister's. Maybe it was his daughter's.

 Monica : Michelle. Of course! It was Michelle. Did it sound like Michelle?

 Ross : Great. It's starting to rain. That'll make it easier to get a cab.

Try Monica's green dress. If it doesn't fit, wear my gray silk one.

So in the words of A.A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dill-hole."

 Chandler : Oh yeah, Dana Keystone. She was in my movement class.

She's directing a new Al Pacino movie. You gotta get me an audition.

Thanks. Last auditions are Thursday, so I gotta get in by Thursday.

 Hayley : It's the same handwriting on your serial-killer partner's screenplay.

 Trevor : And his script laid out the perfect plan for us to kill... Ow!

 Castle : Besides, I think your next picture is going to be a prison drama.

How would you feel if the person you trusted most in the world...

 Rachel : ...but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you.

No, but see, I want to be with you in spite of all those things.

If it were the other way around, there is nothing you could put on a list...

 House : they have confidence in diagnoses, confidence in medicine.

 House : Sometimes they get a little better just because they think they will.

 House : And that can make us think that the wrong answer is the right answer,

 Apple : So, you do have proof that it's cancer but you can't tell me

 Apple : because it might affect the way I react to the medicine?

 House : Didn't you cover all this personal stuff with Dr. Foreman?

 Apple : You think the world would be any different if your leg was fine?

 Meredith : I am not backing down so I can do sutures all day while you're in the OR.

 Meredith : You know those things didn't rupture his peritoneum?

 Guy : take these out and sew me up, so I could go and win my race.

Atropine given for a pulse in the 40s. BP 183 over 112. Pulse-ox 98 percent.

 IZZIE : Mer needs a good solid breakfast. First day back after the big surgery.

I'm thinking about opening a B&B in Vermont where the foliage is.

 GEORGE : - You should go back to bed. - Can't. I'm going to the hospital.

- Are you going to go talk to the chief? - Nope. Going to clean out my locker.

 IZZIE : I could buy a hotel. How much do you think a hotel costs?

That is 8 million. Eight million doesn't like to have juice spilled on it.

 MEREDITH : You have to take that to the bank today. It's making me nervous.

 CHRISTINA : I'd buy my own hospital and stock it full of sick people.

 Joey : It's tough. Guys like me, you wander around, you're alone.

Yetis are smooth-talkers. That's why you never see any pictures of them.

 Castle : Somehow I feel that the glass is not quite the problem.

 Castle : So why do you look like someone who just got voted off the island?

 Alexis : AP tests are next week, so I really need to study all weekend.

 Castle : The trick is, when you grow up, find work that feels like play.

 Castle : Oh, no reason. Just thought I'd get an early start to my day.

 Beckett : Well, you're the one who bought us the cappuccino machine, Castle.

 Castle : Yes, but I bought it for homicide, not the entire precinct.

 Beckett : Tom was wondering if I wanted to get together tomorrow night.

 : I found a castle we can stay in, but it's an extra two grand.

 Meredith : What? No, I don't want to get married. You want to get married?

 Derek : - Is she all right? - Yeah, she's good. She's just lost.

I'm trying to free up as many beds as I can on the surgical wing.

 Beckett : I don't care how careful he is. Someone hired him to kill her.

I'm sorry, Detective, but I've never seen this woman before in my life.

 Beckett : Even though my colleagues witnessed you in the back of your van

 Beckett : We can place you in her office building on 77th Street at the time of her murder.

 Beckett : So if you didn't know Alice Clark, what the hell were you doing there?

Right. On the ninth floor? Right down the hall from her ransacked office?

Well, can't really make out his face. Hard to say who that guy is.

 Hawke : Come on, Detective. What do you really have on me, huh?

 Hawke : Do you have a single piece of evidence that I was in her office?

 Gates : The only way to nail this man is to figure out who hired him.

 Gates : And for that, we need to know what Barrett Hawke was sent to find.

 Kyle : Her research notes, her book files, everything's intact.

 Kyle : I've rechecked it a couple of times against our index files,

 Sheldon : How can you possibly justify owning a majority share?

 Attorney : Did you think we do that out of the goodness of our hearts?

 Foreman : The symptoms are pain, swelling, redness, stiffness. Not one of which do I see on that board.

 House : We survive because the remaining cells divide and replace the losses.

 House : The colchicine, a gout medicine, blocks mitosis and stops cell division,

 Chase : But he doesn't have gout. Why would he have gout medication?

Because you guys were right. He didn't have two conditions at the exact same time.

First, he got a cough. And because he's an idiot, he went to a doctor.

In order to justify charging $200, that doctor felt he should actually do something.

but still, not something they use in their promotional materials.

The pharmacist gave him gout medicine instead of cough medicine.

 Foreman : The simplest explanation is almost always that somebody screwed up.

 Cameron : But once he checked into this hospital, he was completely in our control.

 Cameron : decides to play catch one day, maybe there's no Magic Flute.

 Amber : Either you're genuinely afraid I'm gonna make him miserable,

or you're afraid I'm gonna make him happy, or you simply can't stop screwing

 Amber : with anything that moves. It doesn't really matter because, whatever the reason,

 Amber : you'll only get worse. Until either I stop seeing Wilson

If you terminate the agreement, that's not gonna bring peace to the Mideast.

 House : take out the airbags and attach a machete pointing at their neck.

-How do you know a woman like that? -l'm not allowed to know smart women?

l'll call her and tell her the date's canceled and find him somebody else.

 Phoebe : What if we don't find him somebody else? We'll just tell her the date's off...

...but we don't tell Ross. He'll go to the restaurant and get stood up.

 Phoebe : So this is great. Rachel's gonna have a terrible date...

 Phoebe : ...Ross gets stood up, and then they'll realize how good they have it together.

 Sheldon : ...I never had any interest in being intimate with anyone.

 Sheldon : I know it doesn't seem like it to you, but for me, what we have...

 Sheldon : Look at us. It's only been three years, here we are in bed together.

 Mrs Cooper : ...I will put you over my knee right here in this restaurant.

 Mrs Cooper : Good. The only thing that would have made it better, if it was cooked.

 Mrs Cooper : Sheldon, when is your landlord gonna fix the elevator?

 Sheldon : Lately, we've been talking about converting it into a missile silo.

 Leonard : Your son seems to think we need to Iaunch a preemptive strike on Burbank.

 Raj Sitting against their front door, drinking a beer : Hey, look who decided to show up.

 Ca : Meredith, we're divorced. I'm not gonna co-sign a loan for you.

 Meredith : but you want her to be comfortable when she visits, right?

 Castle : I'm right in the middle of capturing a very dangerous Nigerian drug lord.

 Simon : I didn't even know she was dead till the police told me.

 Simon : Look, at the Con, you can be anyone you wanna be for a few days,

 Esposito : So how does that square with you leaving her at the bar, crying?

 Simon : Okay, something did happen at the party that night, but not with me.

 Simon : I don't know, but he tried to kiss her. She slapped him in the face.

 Simon : But she's all upset about it, she tells me she needs space.

 Simon : and out of nowhere she says that she's done with SuperNovaCon

 Esposito : So it sounds like whatever happened between Davis and Anabelle

 Esposito : All of a sudden, she was ready to ditch Simon and the convention.

 Castle : Hey, tell me, you guys, do you think my hair is thinning?

 Castle : Okay, so if I wake up bald tomorrow, you'll still be attracted to me?

 George : Says the girl who finished first in her class at Stanford.

 Cristina : Geriatrics is for freaks who live with their mothers and never have sex.

 Leonard : Did you make it clear that it's two different train cars

 Sheldon : You might as well just wait at the airport for your flight.

 Amy : Let's just, we'll help her study so she can get done quicker.

 Leonard : I think it'll be pretty clear. If not, we'll take a vote.

 Rachel : I'm so much happier with you than I ever was with him.

But you'll live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die.

 Joey : I just wanna go back to my cell, because in my cell I can smoke.

l gotta hand it to Raj. He found a really nice spot to have a bachelor party.

 Sheldon : It's not bad. Unless you compare it to a train. And then it stinks.

 Sheldon : If I'm to participate in the social convention that is the stag night...

 Leonard : Whoa, it's a little early to start dropping J- bombs, don't you think?

 Wil : It was either this or another hot tub party at George Takei's house.

 Ryan : He needed McCardle to help him with Linda Russo and Kim Foster.

 Jerry : You accumulate a lot of stuff, you know, even in the slammer.

 Beckett : Where is he, by the way? I thought that they would be back by now.

 Sheldon : And just like that, you're a Klingon-Sanskrit junkie.

 Vanessa : And I don't need to tell you, there aren't a lot of men

 Vanessa : who love physics, archaic languages and flags of the world.

 Leonard : You enjoy your mission to boldly go where no man has gone before.

 Chase : if we just sent him off to kill hundreds of thousands of people.

I meant you're sweet and thoughtful and your skin looks so much like caramel...

 Raj : I do have a pretty balls-to-the-wall moisturizing regimen.

I bought this at the Staples Center when I went to see Taylor Swift.

 Penny : So I was thinking how excited you get about stuff like Buffy or science...

 Chase : Good. So, I could stay at your place tonight, if you like.

 Chase : Because you're not on the case. You can't really use that as an excuse for...

 Cameron : New symptom, peripheral neuropathy. Got worse on antibiotics.

 Foreman : Explains the seizures, the stomach and now the nerves.

 House : Not fast enough, not accurate enough. Force feed him wheat.

 Taub : His guts just exploded. It might be a tad painful to make him eat.

 Cameron : That's House's point. There's nothing diagnostic about it.

 Cameron : He's trying to put the patient in pain, force him to come in.

I don't want there to be any confusion. You have an audition only.

Okay, yeah, it sucks, but what can I do? I mean, I'm not gonna get that other job.

 Marshall : I love him, and if he calls me, I'm gonna answer the phone!

 Marvin : Did you do everything the books say? Put the pillow under her back?

 Marshall : - I'm in the middle of something. - Did it feel like a boy?

 Lily : It's why women fall in love with the Eriksen men to begin with.

 Dr Lanie Parish : The head trauma definitely contributed to the death.

 Dr Lanie Parish : The force of the blows resulted in significant cerebral hemorrhaging.

 Beckett : Not everybody has your budget, Castle. So what killed her?

 Lanie : I'd say she was struck in the head with the bleach bottle,

 Lanie : is the fact that she had sex within the hours before her death.

 Beckett : - So you're saying she was raped? - Hard to determine.

 Lanie : There were no vaginal lacerations or presence of any semen.

 Castle : Boy, it really has been a long time for you, hasn't it?

 Lanie : I mean, it could have been a rape, but my best guess is...

 George : - No obvious cardiac injuries. - Change in the vitals?

 Alex : - BP's still too low to register. - We need to cross-clamp the aorta.

 Burke : - Can you find the lesion? - Yeah. Yeah, I think I can feel it.

 Burke : OK, O'Malley. I want you to take your finger and plug the hole.

 George : I can feel his heart starting to fill more. It's beating a little stronger.

 Wilson : This is not about my practice. This is not about my car.

 Wilson : I gave both of them up to help House and I would have gone on without them,

 Wilson : if he hadn't almost maimed that little girl and if he hadn't punched out Chase.

 Cameron : When you decided to talk to Tritter, your life got a million times better.

 Cameron : How do you pretend your windfall isn't relevant to this decision?

 Cameron : You pretending your motives are pure is why I have a problem.

 House : In this drawer. It's a rescue mission. I've got it under control, you can leave.

the patient had variceal bleeding, which suggested cirrhosis, but...

 Foreman : Liver biopsy was negative for cirrhosis but it showed sclerosing cholangitis.

 Foreman : Even weirder, there's no increase in alkaline phosphatase.

 House : Medical mystery. Sounds like the kind of thing I'd be good at.

 House : Breaking and entering sounds like the kind of thing you'd be good at.

How can I take a job where I have to make Laverne-and-Curly Fries?

We're grownups. This kind of stuff isn't supposed to happen anymore.

 Joey : ...what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it?

 Joey : I don't have the discipline that it takes. I can't do it.

 Ross : Yeah. I'll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it.

 Chase : You've been harder on the patient than you've been on me.

 Cameron : The difference between you and the patient is that you feel shame, guilt.

 Chase : His liver's failing and his abdomen keeps filling with fluid, so...

 Chase : Something genetic, something in his family history we overlooked?

 Foreman : Plus, every time he had a bad cough as a kid, he went to a doctor.

 Chase : But if it's inflammation inside the bile channels, sclerosing cholangitis.

 Cameron : Could've stopped him from producing clotting proteins,

 House : see if there's any hope of opening his blocked bile channels.

 House : Because it's not a waste of his time. Unless we're wrong.

- They had to catch an earlier... - You don't have to lie to him.

 Paramedic : - He needs to be admitted before... - If you wanted to be a doctor,

 House : maybe you should have buckled down a little more in high school.

 Taddy : and going home every break to work in his father's junkyard,

 Chandler : -Did you know this about him? -No idea. l thought he was soft like you.

Standard rules : lf at any time a player uses his nonracket-bearing hand...

 Mike : ...to touch the playing surface, he or she forfeits the point.

 Ross : Will you please tell me what it is that made you so mad at me?

I was so focused on being mad at you, I forgot what it was I was mad about.

But I'm sorry about the fat-ass thing because you have a sweet, little heinie.

Foreman, you're gonna contribute, or are you too tired from stealing cars?

 Cameron : - I'm being House. It's funny. - I know. You made milk come out of my nose.

 Cameron : Previous tests revealed nothing that would cause abdominal pain or the mood swings.

 House : I don't care. I just want to hang with you guys. - What about drugs?

 Chase : His tox screen on admission showed a massive amount of chloral hydrate.

 House : That's her Indian name. On her driver's license it's Stacy.

 Cameron : You believe her over the patient himself. That's why we're taking this case.

 House : The truth? I hear voices all the time telling me to do stuff.

 House : - It's crazy, huh? - What happened to "everybody lies"?

Do the things... the blah, blah, blah, blah. All that stuff the other docs did.

 House : If that's negative, C.T. his abdomen and pelvis with and without contrast.

 Wilson : What you're thinking is, you're going to save him, be a hero and win her back.

 Wilson : It's always impressive, that level of twisted narcissism.

 Adams : They actually have two completely different derivations.

 Taub : I wasn't in a strong negotiating position. Why is she here?

 Taub : Damn it. I just started back on the team. My schedule's a mess.

 Park : He also has a low red count. What if ifs a retroperitoneal bleed?

 Julie Davidson : I... I think we've both known for a while now that

 Beckett : What do you remember about the days leading up to her disappearance?

 Ben Davidson : You know, now you sound like the cop who first had the case.

 Ben Davidson : Convinced she'd run away, convinced she was still on drugs.

 Ben Davidson : - She would have never left them. - What about her husband, Sam?

 Ben Davidson : You know he waited over a day before he reported her missing?

 Ben Davidson : Even if she'd gotten locked up, she'd have been better off than...

 Ben Davidson : the time to ask these questions was five years ago,

 Ben Davidson : but the cop who was on the case then didn't want to ask them!

 Castle : Sounds like they were pretty unhappy with the original investigation.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, from where I stand, they had every reason to be.

 Janice : Oh, someone's a little cranky today because they have to do it in a cup.

 Sheldon : This is wrong, this is wrong. I'm so excited, but this is wrong.

I played you one of my songs, you know, "Interplanetary Courtship Ritual."

 Rachel : Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives just walked in here!

-Rach, he's a friend of ours. -You're friends with Dr. Drake Ramoray?

 Penny : This might be the wine talking, but I have an important question to ask you.

 Nerdy guy : Usually, I spend Valentine's Day sad and alone. This year, I'm just sad.

 Raj : What is it about this holiday that makes people so unhappy?

 Stuart : I know. I hate myself most of the time, but tonight's the night I know...

 Sheldon : Either the reason is predicated on a series of sub-reasons leading to regression...

...or it tracks back to axiomatic statements, or it's ultimately circular...

 Sheldon : Leonard, I don't see how I could've made it any simpler.

 Raj : We just got back from that exhibit of those plasticized cadavers.

 Sheldon : Well, maybe a holiday that's all about giving isn't so...

 Raj : If you people think this is better than Tom Hanks-giving,

 House : There's probably some blood left over from previous tests.

 House : Yes, I know. That's why I want to do a bone marrow biopsy.

 House : I need all of these tests and a PCR done on this sample.

 Lab Tech : I can try to look like Salma Hayek, that's not gonna make it happen.

 House : You may not have Salma's ass, but she doesn't have your eyes.

 Foreman : Dr. Wilson, can I talk to you about something in confidence?

And people stare at them because they're beautiful, but, me they just stare...

 House : Polar. Whatever your name is. Patient! Are you bipolar?

 House : Plenty of bipolars are manic in the daytime, depressive at night.

 House : He's been medicating for years with alcohol, sleeping through the bad hours.

 House : And it doesn't shut down your kidneys. But what it does do...

 House : - I'm not going anywhere. - Do you think you're gonna take me on?

 Security Guy : You're either on that plane, or you're going into custody.

 House : Fine, maybe your stories are legit. But people would start to wonder.

 House : Annoyed politicians, entire governments would be on your ass.

 Jim : She does say she always feels safest when your son's watching her back.

Like we're a couple of idiots who can't remember what we were fighting about.

Look, I don't know whether I just... I wanted the dinner to go well.

And we're in this relationship which makes absolutely no sense on paper.

 Beckett : And sometimes I just start wondering, are we just kidding ourselves?

 Stacy : I tried to get him to drop the subject, but he wouldn't.

 Stacy : I told him he was right. He thought I was being condescending.

 Stacy : That's the benefit of convincing the only two men you've ever loved

You know, "Stacy" in the original Greek means "relationship killer."

 Stacy : I'm going to go wash my face, so I look like a grownup again.

 Wilson : I thought you should know your aphasia guy is tasting metal.

 Wilson : Cameron's got him on dialysis, and he's stable for the moment.

 Foreman : It's either meningitis or encephalitis. Or maybe autoimmune.

When would have been the right time to hear about your boyfriend's wife?

 Meredith gives him a look : - OK, are you mad at me or something? - No. No.

Sorry. I have this patient, and I get that there's a right and a wrong time

 George : to hear big news, but wouldn't you rather know sooner than later?

 Richard : Now we can mobilize the lateral border of the left colon. Clamp.

 Richard : you might get him to revisit the idea of a new vocation.

 Alex : - He was pretty against the idea. - Hopefully it was just delirium.

- He was acting strange. - He ate a novel. Clearly, he's strange.

 Richard : Seriously, Karev. I'm short-handed all over the hospital.

 Richard calls out : Could be the great American novel. We'll never know.

 Alex : - I thought I passed the first time. - Well, let's wait and see.

and you open the desk drawer and find a note from me that says : 

 Thirteen : I'm here because I have time, and you have a crisis and...

 House : You were right. Counts for nothing if you can't defend ii.

 Thirteen : Yes, I think that little of you and that much of me.

 Thirteen : I think that's great. I'm proud to have been a part of ii.

 Simon : Well, it hasn't panned out yet, but the band's still going.

 Robin : The fact that he kept the band going... that's impressive.

 Agent Guerrero : Let me save you the trouble. We're taking the car.

 Agent Guerrero : I'm sorry, but that vehicle is part of a federal investigation.

 Agent Guerrero : And if you people hinder us in any way, we'll arrest you for obstruction.

 Kevin Ryan : those two guys were staking out the car even before it blew up.

 Kevin Ryan : And Homeland Security isn't letting me talk to them.

 Beckett : Why were you guys surveilling that car? Who was in it when it exploded?

 Beckett : Well, we don't have a body, we don't have a crime scene,

Uniform found his wallet, blown about half a block down that way.

 Esposito : Matches the description of the guy that witnesses saw get in the car.

 Beth Tanner : Dale did, too. It was one of the hazards of his job.

 Beth : When Dale was 16, his father was convicted of murder in Texas.

l told you l was in Tulsa because l wanted to spend the night with Monica...

You think l'm too dumb to understand a husband needs to be with his wife?

 Joey : You could go to the game with me. Even though you said you couldn't.

But then you lied to me and tricked me and gave me a bump on the head.

l'm sorry, that's the one thing l can't do. l promised l'd be with Monica.

 Rachel : See, you look beautiful. For God sakes, dim the lights.

 Phoebe : Chicken, which is so ironic considering I'm a vegetarian.

 Monica : When it started, I was just trying to be nice to her...

 Monica : Look, I'm sorry, all right? I never meant for you to find out.

 Sheldon : Is it my fault I have a much bigger reputation than he does?

 Leonard : I swear, he is never ever playing with my helicopter.

 "thirteen" : and that's why I use the same hand for my fork and knife.

 Lawrence Kutner : You're reacting this way because she might be soon.

 Lawrence Kutner : I used to like helping out in my parent's store after school.

 Lawrence Kutner : Took years, but I had to accept that's just the way it was.

 Lawrence Kutner : So, you gonna help me fill her lungs up, or not?

Tell me the liver biopsy showed infiltrates, minor inflammation.

 Eric Foreman : And I'll go nap, because I was concussed last night

 Rachel : When I was 7, I crashed my bike right out in front of his house...

 Rachel : ...and to stop me from crying, he kissed me right here.

No, Homo habilis was erect. Australopithecus was never fully erect.

Homo habilis can't use tools yet, and they've got him with clay pots?

 Jeremy Preswick : Well, that's freaky. How the hell did I do that?

 Beckett : - That looks like a real signature. - Well, it probably is.

 Beckett : His first initial looks like a "J." Does that ring a bell?

 Jeremy Preswick : - He was there with me? - He was shot and killed.

 Beckett : What about this man? Rocco Jones. He used to work at the gallery.

 House : He doesn't get bitten until three months after we treat the volleyball player.

 House : Luckily, it's been well established that time is not a fixed construct.

 House : - The first stuff, the stuff he was allergic to. - Gave it to him with high-dose steroids.

 Caring : - Wrong snake? - We tried every other antivenom we had.

 House : How do they teach you how to tell someone that they're dying?

 House : It's kind of like teaching architects how to explain why their building fell down.

 Keen : Yeah. One of us gives the bad news, and one of us gets the bad news.

 Cuddy : I didn't ask what you were talking about because I don't care.

 House : He needed someone who could diagnose a soft tissue injury from across the street.

 Cuddy : Or the ones he does know actually have lives outside of work.

 House : One being whether I could get you to stop the miscegenation

 House : I'm gonna need a definitive answer before any money changes hands.

the pharmacy is still waiting, and your 8 : 30 just arrived on campus.

 Raj : We put all your vital information into this dating site...

...answered all questions like you would and they found a match for you.

 Sheldon : Even assuming you could answer any question the way I would...

 Sheldon : ...the algorithms used by matchmaking sites are complete hokum.

Most of it is being applied to unraveling secrets of universe...

...while the rest of it is wondering why I'm having this conversation with you.

 Taub : Which means you no longer have him to blame if you get caught.

 Adams : House liked poking ant hills with a stick when he was a kid,

 Adams : He thrives on conflict and is looking for someone to torment.

 Olivia tommy's Wife : Tommy's the most popular guy in his office.

 Olivia tommy's Wife : He's even had defendants thank him after they were sentenced.

 Olivia : He makes them feel like he's helping by offering a plea,

 Olivia : or even just by letting them pay their debt and clear their conscience.

 Olivia : He never eats or drinks anything that we haven't made at home.

All right, you're close enough to Sheldon's room. Deploy the sensor.

 Howard : Good. From this point forward, you will have to crawl.

 House : If the guy can handle a rod in his penis for half an hour, he's really sick.

 House : Well, if you can't hear me, how do you know what I asked?

 Volleyball Player : I don't know. It really hurts. I promise to be very careful.

It hurts so much! I'm sorry. I have to get this blood. Just hold on.

 House : - Question is why. Likely suspects. - Parathyroid adenoma.

 Cameron : - Kidney problems. - Vit "D" intoxication. - Hyperthyroid.

 Alexis : Relax, Dad, each floor has a resident advisor who's 21.

 Castle : Mother, if you had any idea what happened on that trip,

 Castle : Bonfires, roasting marshmallows, telling ghost stories, sleeping late.

 Beckett : Wow, Castle, you're working really hard to see me in a swimsuit.

 Castle : If you are not comfortable in a swimsuit, you can just skinny dip.

 Esposito : Vic's a white male. Multiple gunshot wounds to the chest.

 Esposito : There are no slugs, shell casings. And the killer went so far

 Lanie : They're all through and throughs. Exit holes on each wound.

...I think it's kind of really important that I go somewhere where there's sun.

 Roy : What's the matter? You never saw a 50-year-old stripper cry before?

 Roy : I should have hung up that breakaway jockstrap years ago.

There is no way that he was in the house at the time of the murder.

The only thing Barry's guilty of killing is time at that strip club.

I think it's time we revisit the possibility that our killer's...

 Castle : Have you figured out another way to explain the blood spatter?

 Beckett : Let's find out where that cab picked him up and what he was doing there.

 Ryan : I was reviewing the footage shot inside the house tonight,

Well, I'm sure there's a perfectly simple explanation for all of that.

 Leonard : If I'm going to jail, I'm killing him, not breaking his thumb.

 Penny : it was from someone who told me I parked like a blind person.

 Sheldon : Oh, so now the new ones are just gonna be her church teeth.

Ten minutes, so search all of the floors above the 20th. Let's go!

 Esposito : I'm crazy about you, too, but just, you know, not in that way.

So then he cut you with a little ceremonial dagger? Did it hurt?

 Castle : Yeah, it hurt, but you can't let him know that, right?

 Gates : Detective McBride was shot and killed by unknown assailants.

so I, um, got my draft of the poem for the family Christmas card.

"We share a passion every day As partners go, we're here to stay"

 Tommy : My first job out of law school was at the Health Department.

 Chase : Have you gotten any strange letters or packages recently?

 Tommy : Are you asking me if I think my wife is trying to kill me'?

 Olivia talking To Taub, Outside Tommy's Room : I love my husband.

 Olivia talking To Taub, Outside Tommy's Room : And I would not ever, even for a second,

 Olivia talking To Taub, Outside Tommy's Room : consider doing anything to hurt him.

 Park walking Down The Stairs : No. There's not even a bottle of Wite-Out in this place.

 Adams : Well, even if a neighbor saw us break in and called 911,

 Bailey : - As well as his ECHO and nuclear study. - Mm-hmm. His perfusion?

 Ms. Graber : Die! Die! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Next level. I'm at the next level.

 Izzie : Like fun that we had at home back when you used to tell me things.

- If you got something to say, say it. - Last time you said that it went well.

 Burke : Oh. He recorded this at the Hollywood Bowl a couple years ago.

 Phoebe : - What's going on? - I got a really incredible job offer.

 Joey : And then these two move in to a stupid house in the stupid suburbs.

- Earlier, you said you'd be supportive. - It comes and goes. I wouldn't trust it!

 Kelly : Maybe it is a bipolar disorder. She's female, she's 30...

 House : Give it a few hours to take effect. Call me when she awakes.

 House : Don't be too impressed. It's mostly the happy pills you put her on.

 House : The obviously stupid lie you told us about your hospital records,

 House : Only if you count Jenna Jameson's autobiography as a gynecological text.

 Cate : Do you drink two or three scotches before passing out in front of the TV?

 House : You have 20 people down the hall, and you've had exactly one visitor.

 House : You don't like people. You hide on that ice cube, so...

 Cate : Stop projecting. You're antisocial, so you assume I'm antisocial?

 Cate : If I thought I could get you naked, I would have led with that.

 Castle : - What does that mean? - It means there was no informant.

 Beckett : Sir, is there any way to find out if Holliwell served at the 54th?

 Holliwel : You should've turned your cell phone off completely, Esposito.

 Park : except a piece broke off and traveled to one of his arteries in his lungs.

 House : We don't do that, the next clot causes a heart attack or a stroke.

 Park : How much weight I put on when my break ended the same way.

 Thomas : God, if I saw my mother doing that, I'd claw my own eyes out.

 Dominika : Gregory tells me that you were born in Richmond, Virginia,

 Dominika : and your father was a tailor who stole from his clients.

 House : James has persuaded me of the value of openness and honesty in relationships.

 Amy into a mini-cam : ...bringing you the wedding activities just weeks out from the big day.

 Amy into a mini-cam : Let's check in with a beautiful, radiant young woman...

 Amy into a mini-cam : ...and her friend who's about to get married.

 Amy into a mini-cam : Ladies, can you tell us what you're doing?

Um, these are gift bags we're gonna put in the hotel rooms of our guests.

 Bernadette : This is a map of Pasadena, this is a list of local restaurants.

 Bernadette : Then for Howie's relatives, we have antihistamines, antacids...

 Amy : Bernadette, on your wedding night, you'll be consummating your marriage.

 Amy : What do you think your first sexual position will be as husband and wife?

 Amy : Keeping in mind that whoever's on top may set the tone for the marriage.

 Castle : The charm in her mouth. He still needs the spirits to guide him.

 Beckett : Find out what you can about Darcy. See if she knew our first victim.

 Meredith : Thank you, Mr. Simmons, for your compassion in this trying time.

 Shay : Brian heard me and Glitch had a falling out, but we didn't.

 Slaughter : The head of the Westies made you freeze Glitch out?

 Shay : He abandoned a truck full of stolen medical equipment on the FDR

 Shay : The only reason Finn didn't have Glitch killed was Brian.

 Castle : How could Glitch think that cutting the heads off dead bodies

 Castle : Really? So, all day with a bestselling author, nothing.

 Esposito : - That's not what you said. - Okay, it's what I meant.

 Esposito : it ended up in a private collection before coming up for auction.

 Ryan : Apparently stolen artwork like this rarely ends up in the hands of its owner.

 Beckett : What does any of this have to do with Justin's murder?

That's a good thing, Mrs. Lefcourt. It's called a proof of life video.

 Mirielle : You will do exactly what they ask you to. Do you understand?

Why you? What's so special about that building that they need you?

 Dean : Because I have elevator access to all the floors in the building.

 Beckett : He's emailing blueprints and a tenant list for 680 Canal,

 Montgomery : Ryan and Esposito are with me. We'll take Dean to the building.

 Montgomery : I've arranged to have an ESU team standing by in striking distance.

 Montgomery : And until we find the boy, we don't have any other choice.

 Montgomery : Scrub the video, look for anything that could lead us to him.

 Bernadette : Stuart's store is just fine, and he's a much nicer person than you are,

 Jesse : -I only have chocolate chip. -Well, that sounds even better!

 Monica : I put a roof over your head! If that means nothing....

 Steve : -It's a lovely apartment. -Thank you. Would you like a tour?

 Rachel : But if time was what you needed to gain a little perspective...

You and that girl, which yesterday you took full responsibility for.

 MEREDITH : ...we have no business picking up that scalpel in the first place.

 CHRISTINA : And get rid of his valve replacement at 2. That's no good.

 CHRISTINA : - You're not scrubbing in. - But Burke always lets me scrub in.

- Hey, Yang. Can I get in on Burke's...? - No. OK? No residents.

 CHRISTINA : Make sure you put the instrument tray on his left-hand side.

Burke's back and Cristina runs his board? Does she think she's Bailey?

 Amy : You are aware that a double date doesn't count as two dates.

 Howard : Hey, even professional pitchers need a rubdown after the game.

 Beckett : And then when he tried to break it off about a week ago,

 Beckett : He offered to come over to her apartment to talk things through.

 Tyson : since I left you and Detective Ryan in that motel room?

 Castle : An apparently ordinary accountant brutally slain, ritually posed.

 Castle : All while tending to a personal matter shrouded in secrecy.

 Beckett : It's not shrouded in secrecy. We just don't know what it is yet.

 Castle : Maybe her dark secret has something to do with the Dark Ages.

 Castle : All these books were checked out of the library three days ago.

 Henry Collins : I know my cousin. No way was she mixed up with that kind of thing.

 Esposito : Well, we found these symbols at her place, Mr. Collins,

 Henry : No. I mean, she was a history buff, but more American history,

 Barry : at our wedding, they were packing up the chopped liver about now.

 Rachel : Why do people keep is saying that is good to see me up and about?

 Mindy : Barry's parents told people that you were sort of... insane.

 Barry : Yeah, what are they gonna say you didn't love me anymore. Come on.

Hey, sweetie, at least they put you Tutsi show under prospective.

 Joey : I know your seeing that guy, I was thinking maybe you could bring him...

 Stacy : On the other hand, if it was really just a medical question, you would have sent one of your people.

Hey, Dr. Mandingo, go ask the wife if she's been messin' around.

The answer's no. I don't sleep around. Make sure you note that in his file.

 Foreman : On the other hand, it would completely account for Cameron's diagnosis.

This asshat crashes into the net, my hand gets tangled in the mesh

 George moves to look at the screen : - That must really hurt. - It's just a finger.

 Heath : Last season I took a puck to the face, broke two teeth.

Can we just put it in a splint? I got a really big game this afternoon.

 Kyle : And the long walks we'll take together. And the Champs EI... What?

 Kyle to Meredith : So... how much do you know about this Dr. Shepherd?

 Sylvia warningly : I do not want another MRI. I want to go to Paris.

 House : You don't seem to annoy me as much as usual. Not sure that's a deficit.

 Chase : He didn't see anything. He saw an artifact on the monitor.

 Raj : you said you didn't have time to go out for dinner, so I thought

 Tritter : managed to pick up his Oxy prescription after he died.

 Bernadette : Still, I can't believe you can turn ordinary skin cells

 Bernadette : Look at that, put them in a tiny Flash T-shirt and it's you.

I only bring it up because your ice cream's melting and it's starting to attract wildlife.

 Sheldon : If you run into crocodiles, just kick them with your boots.

Well, uh, let's see. She attempted to open her apartment with her car key...

 Wilson : Tell her the truth. Tell her you were shot. Tell her...

 Cameron : She wants to know that what happened to her wasn't the norm.

 Kelly : When you're competing against other people in the department,

 Kelly : the last thing you want to do is leave your notes lying around.

- Well, looks like a lot of late nights. When Tyler was on shift,

 Kelly : she'd just pull an all-nighter and go visit him on his breaks.

 Kelly : Matt, Jess, and I all started the PhD program at the same time.

 Kelly : Jessica was getting these phone calls on her office line.

 Matt : Look, I'm studying the impact of AIDS treatments in inner city clinics.

 Matt : And Jessica was watching a dominatrix dig her stiletto into some loser's chest.

 Castle : Jessica's notes on Venom's sessions are pretty detailed.

 Director : Listen, Joey. We definitely want to see you for the callback on Saturday.

 Director : And listen, don't forget to bring your jazz shoes for the dance audition.

 Director : Believe me, with your dance background, it'll be a piece of cake.

 Phoebe : - So, what are they doing? - I don't know. Something girly.

Don't take it to the place you took the stereo. They've had that for over a week.

 Eric : - But he told me over the phone... - He told me in person.

 Monica : - Who wasn't invited to the wedding. - I hoped that wouldn't be an issue.

I guess he bought her the pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it.

 Bernadette : What would a one-celled organism have to be embarrassed about?

 Penny : Same as all of us, getting out of a car without underwear.

 Bernadette : Anyway, I was asked to be a part of a magazine article

 Bernadette : about the 50 sexiest female scientists in California.

 Amy : She should be celebrated for her achievements, not her looks.

I think the message is-- "check out the rack on that scientist."

 Bernadette : Why can't someone be thought of as both smart and pretty?

 Wilson : Well, if it is true, you shouldn't be afraid of proving it.

It causes small, benign tumors to grow in various parts of the body.

 Foreman : They probably are, but benign or not, they're not in a good location.

 Foreman : - We need to remove them. - You're talking brain surgery?

 Chase : His symptoms are getting worse, which means the tumors are growing.

 Chase : Surgery will correct it all, the chemical imbalance, the seizures,

 Foreman : With the surgery, your son should be a perfectly normal 15-year-old boy.

They have Keeping Up with Cappuccioin Argentina, so he's kind of a big fan.

 Kay : Reggie. He read about him in, like, a magazine or something.

 Castle : So it was Reggie's idea that Lolita go to Francisco for training?

 Esposisto : Positive. Customs connected Kay to the Vasquez family, all right.

 Ross : It's not visually accessible to me. And I was hoping maybe you guys...

 Taub : We'll treat the various conditions with high-dose steroids.

 House : Over the past week, you have all had good moments and bad'

 House : If the competitor representing Australia would like to take a point deduction,

 Park : Your glee is on the verge of making this not worth it for any of us.

 House : I declare open the games of the number one number two competition.

Would have worked better if you told me you were going to the office.

 Woman : You thought I just liked watching people get needles poked in the back?

 Woman : And then you insult them, while showing off how insightful you are.

 House : Sevens marry sevens, nines marry nines, fours marry fours.

 Sheldon : Wow, and I remember when you loved playing games with me.

 Sheldon : Maybe Penny isn't the only relationship you're phoning in.

 Leonard : but over time mellow into something more comfortable.

 House : Everything about her heart is healthy. She's a Katrina victim.

 House : It's better than Crandall. He's a Katrina-victim victim.

Runs like crap when I'm by myself, but I take it to the mechanic, it runs great.

Keep her in her room on a cardiac monitor till she has another arrhythmia?

 House : I happen to know she's going to have one right after lunch. We are golden.

 Cameron : You can't induce an arrhythmia in someone whose heart nearly gave out 48 hours ago.

'Cause it'd be much more ethical to let it happen in an uncontrolled setting,

 Cameron : I can handle a simple consent form. Okay, I'll be Crandall.

I need to talk to you about a procedure we'd like to do on Leona.

 Taub : Epstein-Barr gave him mono, it also gave him Miller Fisher syndrome.

 Taub : We gave it to him for MPA, but when he got worse, we took him off.

 House : Didn't quite make up for being a sieve the rest of the game.

 House : in which case it's more a matter of your life expectancy.

 Wilson : knowing he's not ready to be separated from his mother.

 Cuddy : The guy drove his wheelchair into a pool. House would love that.

 Wilson : He'll be bored. It's a great visual, but it's diagnostically boring.

 Cuddy : Infection throwing clots. House'll shoot it down and call you an idiot.

Why does a dog lick its workplace- acceptable euphemism for testicles?

 House : if I'd come back sooner, then I'd only be able to run six miles.

 Leonard : My research has shown that it takes three to five years

 Penny : Raj, would you ever try an experiment like that with Emily?

 Leonard : I'm telling you, you can't create love in a few hours.

 Penny : to answer awkward questions about your innermost feelings?

 Ted : more complicated. I just... I needed to take a step back.

 Marshall : They forced their opponents to scatter, picking them off, one by one,

 Ryan : You knew the victim? All right, well, I'm gonna need a statement, okay?

 Lanie Parish : I asked them to leave, but he said that the director told him to shoot all this.

 Esposito : How'd you like to try to film with a cracked lens, huh?

 Beckett : All right, Espo, just go get their director, tell him to get the crew out of here.

 Castle : Have you met Nikki Heat's inspiration, Detective Beckett?

 Lanie : Victim is James Swan. He's the lead guitarist of Holy Shemp.

 Lanie : I'd say the time of death is between 12 : 00 and 2 : 00 a.m.

 Castle : '59 Flame Top, if I'm not mistaken, and I'm rarely mistaken.

 Leonard : Or maybe she'll finally succeed in ripping my nuts off.

 Leonard : the effort, but this is, like, the worst date of my life.

 Howard : I was once robbed by a pre-op transsexual I met on J-Date,

 Alexis Castle : Dad, it's your first romantic weekend away with Beckett. It's a big deal.

 Alexis : Plus, I read a lot of magazines. Not planning is really bad.

 Martha : And classy, because Kate Beckett is a classy kind of gal, you know?

 Martha : Oh, and you know what else you can do under the stars?

 Kate Beckett : We're supposed to wait around the corner so that nobody would see us.

 Castle : I know, but I thought it would be fun to be here with you

 Beckett : that I'm lying to a bunch of people that I really care about

 Beckett : so I don't get fired on an ethics violation 'cause I'm dating you.

 Castle : Well, you can put all that out of your mind in three, two, one...

 House : And as every child knows, where you have pigs, you have pig poo.

 House : where you have pig poo, you have eperythrozoon infection.

 Cuddy : I can fire him. I can fire him now. I can fire him tomorrow.

Seriously. I have always thought my breasts were one of my best features.

 Cuddy : Proof that my brilliant idea of giving him amphotericin is killing him.

 House : His reaction shows that you don't need to clean under your sink.

 Foreman : And blood cultures show he was negative for rat-bite fever.

 Foreman : No, no. His chest x-ray's all wrong for chlamydial pneumonia.

 Cameron : - He had an STD last year. - That explains the titer.

 Cuddy : His problems are all caused by DIC precipitated by falling off my roof.

 House : Only temperature I'm interested in right now is his temperature right now.

 Kevin Ryan : You should see the baby stroller that she picked out.

 Kevin Ryan : Seriously, I might have to get a second full-time job.

 Esposito : and he's, like, a chromosome away from a Neanderthal.

 Lanie : Wound suggests he was shot between 8 : 00 and 11 : 00 p.m. Iast night.

 Ryan : Kind of late for a church to be open to the public, isn't it?

 Lanie : It wasn't. The sisters of the parish said the place was locked at 6 : 00,

 Lanie : but discovered this morning that the front door had been jimmied.

 Lanie : Doubt it. Evidence shows that the killer snuck in and shot Dave from behind

 Sheldon : ...which of your shrubberies do you feel would benefit from a thorough vomiting?

 Sheldon : And to help us, I'm pleased to introduce a special guest.

 Sheldon : Surprisingly, it only took gas money and the promise of free food to get him here.

 Sheldon : I don't know what she's talking about, but I'm obligated to agree with her.

 Ted : - Why was Marshall calling? - Don't worry about it. Go on.

 Ted : Marshall, can I call you back? I'm out in the hallway with...

 Martha Rodgers : You are nothing but a well-dressed loan shark!

 Mr Davenport : Ms. Rodgers, I assure you, this is a very competitive interest rate,

 Martha : I do not want your money, I do not want your signature.

I'm stuck in a bank helping my mother get a loan from my banker.

Please tell me that there's a murder somewhere we can be solving.

 Beckett : Sorry, there's no dead bodies, just a lot of paperwork,

 Beckett : but you're welcome to come and do your share, for once.

 Beckett : You know, how come we're partners when I'm chasing down bad guys,

 Beckett : and as soon as there's paperwork, I'm on a solo mission?

 Chase : So something else screwed up his thyroid. Graves', Hashimoto's...

 Taub : Pituitary tumor. Could also explain his libido and heart issues.

 Thirteen : And if the tumor's big enough, his headaches and syncope.

 Wilson : You managed to find your way into your own little bed last night.

 Chandler : I invented the game of Cups as a way to give Joey money.

 Chandler : I assume the saucer card came up when you played last.

lt is so unfair. lt's like that time they promoted Saundra over me at work.

But let's go win the lottery. l mean, we still have a 1 30 chances to win, right?

 Beckett : - Why was she there? - She found me at Teddy's party.

We agreed to meet back at my place. She came in, we had a drink,

got comfortable on the couch. I was ready to get down to business,

 Wyatt : The damn thing had an app on it that turned it into a recorder.

 Wyatt : - She taped our whole conversation. - She wanted to record him

 Castle : demanding sex for good shots so she could play it for Teddy Farrow.

 Wyatt : She smacked the Hilo into a bookshelf, the tip broke off.

 Beckett : - but I don't believe you. - Just listen to the recording

 Wyatt : - on her phone. I'm telling you the truth. Her purse was never found.

 Beckett : So it looks like the evidence that'll clear you is lying in a landfill somewhere,

- Leonard is failing in another relationship. - He's having problems with Stephanie?

 Sheldon : She's sending virtual livestock to random men on the Internet.

 Sheldon : If I have any hope of keeping them together, I need data.

 Sheldon : Specifically, I need to know exactly what Leonard did that caused you...

 Sheldon : And don't worry, this is all entirely confidential...

 Sheldon : ...so you feel free to include any and all shortcomings in the bedroom.

 Beckett : I have not only successfully brought the killer to justice,

 Beckett : I'm proud to have been his inspiration, and I am proud to be his wife.

 Beckett : By continuing to fight for what's right, not for what's easy.

 Beckett : then you can ask the families of the victims that I have served.

 Cuddy : You speak to Chase and House yet? The disciplinary hearing.

 Stacy : Let me work with Chase. House should have separate counsel.

 Cuddy : that you can't work with him because you're just swooning in love.

 Stacy : There is nothing approaching love in what I feel about him right now.

 Cuddy : Well, if you can't work with him, it amounts to the same thing.

 Stacy : We had a fight. It's awkward. Why not use another lawyer?

 Cuddy : Because 40% of our lawsuits last year were about House.

 Wilson : You snuck into her shrink's office and read her private file.

 House : So you're saying I'm not allowed to have oral sex with an intern, either?

That file got me on the floor of her attic with her pouring out her soul.

 Stacy : This one says you're okay with moving the disciplinary hearing to tomorrow.

 Rachel : You think of it as your apartment and I just rent a room.

 Phoebe : Maybe the Overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts.

 Phoebe : What is this obsessive need to make everybody agree with you?

 Chase : Why does everyone assume that everyone works in the exact same way?

 Thirteen : Our egos want us to think we're all snowflakes, no two alike,

 House : I don't remember how I got here, never mind what I said.

I was wondering what somebody might do if they left a baby on a city bus.

Yeah, well, he didn't show up, and his cell went right to voicemail.

 Beckett : Well, he's probably out playing with his fancy new credit card,

 Raj : Whether you split atoms or infinitives, this is the place to be."

 Sheldon : ...why has mankind spent thousands of years trying to perfect inside?

 Raj : Please, Sheldon, I'm a young, virile visitor from a foreign land...

 Sheldon : Sometimes when I feel stifled and want a change of scenery...

One of my favorite places to visit is the two-dimensional world...

 Sheldon : ...described in Edwin Abbott's mathematical fantasy Flatland.

- Well, that's very interesting. - It's also not pink and has no berries.

 Leonard : No, I didn't mean to go into your apartment to go fast.

 Esposito : Guess who hangs in the park right where our victim was popped?

 Castle : - Recently fired postal workers? - No. Gang kids. Very rough guys.

If they're gonna do something, they're gonna do it somewhere else.

 Castle : I would tell you that our victim talked to her lawyer friend

 Castle : on the night she was murdered about a restraining order.

 Castle : We're narrowing it down. But doesn't that have a lovely ring to it?

 Janice : Chandler. Look, you and Monica are meant to have children.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Thanks. l can't believe l didn't even think of that.

 House : It's gonna keep on hurting. You're gonna keep on asking?

 Wilson : He's not asking you to help him kill himself. He's just asking for help.

 Wilson : - The disease will kill him. - I know what he was asking for.

 Wilson : Oh, give me a break. This has nothing to do with saving a life.

 House : If we're gonna keep refusing to cure patients just to rein in my ego,

then we might start to have a little problem with patient recruitment.

 Cameron : He injected newborn babies with radioactive agents just to see

 Cameron : He didn't even tell their parents he was doing an experiment.

 Andrea Fisher : We had a couple of tasks together, but we were always playing roles.

 Beckett : You were with Mr. Farraday when he did the bus station drop?

Yeah. Yeah, we cracked the code, and we went to get our packages.

 Beckett : - Do you know where he went next? - To deliver the briefcase.

 Andrea Fisher : It was in the locker. I didn't get one, so I assumed it was a bonus mission.

 Beckett : The only thing that was supposed to be in that locker was a pen set,

 Castle : If the money and the briefcase weren't connected to the game,

 Melinda Farraday : They said it was safe. They said it was all pretend.

 Castle : Can you think of a reason someone would want to harm Roger?

 Lee Copely : Roger was one of those guys everybody instantly liked.

 Lee Copely : We owned a dealership together just outside Stamford.

 Beckett : Was there anyone new in his life? Maybe a girlfriend?

 Haskell : he'd been working up the nerve for weeks to ask you out, Detective.

 Ryan : We just got word on the security footage from the airport.

 Ryan : Cameras did pick up a blue, late-model Malibu leaving the area.

 Castle : If Ryker was such a straight arrow, why would they approach him?

 Esposito : He was a soft target because of his financial troubles.

 Beckett : They found him the same way we did. Financial records.

 Beckett : This third cop was the one who was holding Lockwood's leash.

We looked at every cop we could find who could have worked with them.

 Gates : saw the bomb being planted within our 47-second window.

This next woman says that she was in the middle of the whole thing.

 Corinne : We were right here. It's like the bomb went off right next to us.

 Corinne : She's out there right now, waiting. Should I go get her?

 Beckett : Now, were the two of you participating in the protests?

 Corinne : No. We'd just left this bridal boutique near the Plaza.

 Beckett : And did you notice anyone standing near the light post?

Okay, well, I'm gonna need you to tell us everything that you remember

 Beckett : from just before the bombing, starting with where you were.

 Corinne : We were at the coffee truck, just trying to figure out our next move.

 Esposito : Yo, CSU pulled information off Jane's Metro Card and ATM records.

 Esposito : She spent most of yesterday at Grand Central Station.

 Castle : to hang out at a train station and empty her bank account?

Have them to talk to vendors See if anybody remembers seeing her.

 Castle : I like to pretend I'm Beckett's partner, like I'm one of them,

 Sheldon : There anything I can get for you? Some apple juice? Uh, some Jell-O?

 Sheldon : If anyone should offer her anything, it should be me.

Perhaps a feminine-hygiene product or a bowel-regulating yogurt?

 Elizabeth : Based on my current needs, I guess I'd pick the yogurt.

 Sheldon : If the yogurt works, I bought some delightful scented candles.

 Sheldon : Windows that don't open, those crazy card-shaped keys.

 Wilson : The way I understand it, one of the hallmarks of a saint is humility.

 Wilson : Now, someone with true humility would consider the possibility

 Wilson : which, shockingly, does raise the odds they'll be cooperative.

 Meredith : We were just bringing him up here because he's got this problem.

 Steve to Meredith : - It was all natural between us. - Shut up.

 Bailey : We'll have to take your word for it. There's no test to see if you're lying.

 Sheldon : the other explanations in decreasing order of likelihood

 Sheldon : are Hirschsprung's Disease, botulism, a 30-foot tapeworm

 Leonard : When would you have accidentally eaten chrysanthemum blossoms?

 Cristina : You've been the intern on Katie since the start. Want to work together?

 Cristina : Find the answer, we have a 50-50 chance of scrubbing in.

 Cristina : This is gonna sound really bad, but I really wanted that surgery.

 Chandler : My mother spent most of her money on her fourth wedding.

 Chandler : And any extra cash my father has he saves for his yearly trips to...

 Rachel : - What happened at dinner? - My parents spent the wedding fund.

 Beckett : Guys like that don't make shady deals in the middle of dark alleys.

 Esposito : Well, with a private entrance with no surveillance cameras,

 Beckett : And if Sid really was in danger, why didn't he call security?

 Esposito : It's a big waste of time, just like searching this alley is.

 Kutner : If you'd let us do a test, we could stop treating you, or you could stop lying.

 Taub : It's not a new symptom, it's just a reaction to the AIDS meds.

 Kutner : Yeah, he reacted by getting worse. Means it's not AIDS.

"So went Satan forth from the presence of the Lord and smote Job sore with boils."

 Thirteen : Cerebral microtumors could explain the blindness and the hallucinations.

 Foreman : So your explanation doesn't depend on us being major morons, just morons?

 Thirteen : So your position is we can't test and we can't treat?

 Barney tied up to the bed : Can you help with this? I need nails.

 Joey : What are you doing? I thought you were gonna take her back today.

 Chandler : So then I took her to the shelter, and you know what I found out?

Okay, good, good, good, because I was kind of having second thoughts too.

Okay, and it's not just chicks. It's all kinds of other animals.

...and Chandler's gonna be home. So, l thought we would try before dinner.

 Derek : There's no reason in the world why she should be stronger since this morning.

 Addison : and come home and we could move on with our lives like adults.

 Addison : but you can still bring it up to use against me whenever we argue.

 Joey : Don't worry, you guys, we're gonna get you out of there!

 Chandler : - And we're also gonna buy you tiny, bird hearing-aids.

 Castle : That's why when he registered at the hotel, he did so as Rico Cruz.

That despite being an ex-goat-herder with no formal Black Ops training,

 Castle : Or the listening device? Or why would he need a bodyguard?

 Beckett : All right, canvass for witnesses that saw Lance or anyone else by that payphone.

 Ryan : We'll get into it. But we might not have anything till the morning.

 Beckett : I don't know. Maybe it's the way that he said it that struck a nerve.

 Foreman : Put the Ommaya reservoir in my skull and treat me for the staph.

 Foreman : The Ommaya reservoir is inserted in the parietal lobe.

 House : Oops. Did you say Ommaya? I could have sworn you said biopsy.

 House : Hey, I'm just messing with your head. Mother's maiden name, please.

 Ryan : Because you know what? He'll tell his side of the story.

 Castle : I'm sure there is, Ryan, and nothing would make us happier.

 Ryan : There's no way he could be mixed up in something like this.

 Esposito : I'm sorry to say that, uh, unis just tried to pick up Frank.

 Esposito : As soon as he saw the patrol car, he bolted. They lost him.

 Ryan : when you'd sneak a cigarette and then you'd lie to Mom about it.

 Ryan : Look, Gwen, I'm here for you. But I need to know the truth.

I spiked his water bottle with nitrates. Dropped his blood pressure,

 House : Well played. If only we could combine your medical chicanery

 Chase : Means we should just stick him back on his blood thinners,

 Chase : So he's not injecting, but he could be getting them naturally.

 House : We've eliminated lymphoma. What other cancers mimic growth hormone?

 Derek : Just because she offered her services doesn't mean she intends to stay.

 Meredith : - Well, what does it mean? - It means that she's a good doctor.

 Meredith half laughs sarcastically : - Why are you suddenly defending her? - I'm not.

I read through them, sign, then Addison's on the next plane out of here.

 CT Tech : - You say he got shot in the head? - He says he got shot in the head.

 Alex : - Are you his wife? - For 21 years. Just tell me how he is.

He shot himself. He was cleaning his gun. What is wrong with you people?

 Alex tries to get her to leave : - This is a restricted area, ma'am. - My husband has a bullet in his head!

 Lily : And say, "oh, there's the four people I love most in the world."

 Ted 2030 : At the historic van smoot house in upstate new york.

 Barney : So that he or she... he... Could perform the ceremony.

 Barney : Because it subtly implants in the mind of every woman there

 Lily : Marshall's dad is convinced if we have an outdoor wedding

 Barney : I'd love to be able to cross "harp player" off my list.

Wait. So if neither of you are married by 40, you'll marry Joey?

 Phoebe : But believe me, that is not how he wanted to seal the deal.

- Hello, Mommy, Daddy. How are you? - Pretty good, can't complain.

 Mrs Koothrappali : We love you and we accept your aIternate lifestyle.

 Raj : It means I like women as well as their skin-care products.

 Dr Koothrappali : ...why did you call us during the cricket semi-finals?

 Joey : And then she disappears. But I find out where she lives.

 Joey : The best part is, we're filming in the desert outside of Vegas.

 Phoebe : She probably won't be using it. Drive it to Las Vegas.

 House : Well, now, you see, the mice actually prove that I don't have a cat.

 Cuddy : Are these the genetically modified lab mice from oncology?

 House : Fine, if you don't want the seventh graders to think you're cool.

 House : That's when you switched from the family insurance plan

 Penny : He just didn't really challenge me on an intellectual level.

 Bernadette : Couldn't you just fool around with him and then listen to NPR?

 Alice : If there was something you wanted to say, we'll be right there.

 Leonard : Did you know that Arthur's son is a high school sci--?

 Sheldon : After I make them go back and watch one through five first.

 Elise Finnegan : - I don't know what you're talking about. - Elise, tell them the good news.

 Beckett : But if Fletcher's alive, then who's the dead guy in our morgue?

 Beckett : - It's Fletcher, right? - Honestly, I'm not 100% sure.

 Lanie : But we never got a fingerprint match on his real identity,

 Lanie : and so far I haven't found a single one that went to the dentist,

This body could or could not be a man whose alias is Steven Fletcher.

 Montgomery : The camera's already fallen when the shot went off.

 Ryan : That's when you decided to kill the one man who knew the truth,

 Esposito : There's just one thing that we're not so sure about.

 Castle : But the truth is, I've never had so much fun being used.

 Ellie : of me to your producers, and that is the least I deserve.

 Castle : You are a better actress than I thought when I recommended you.

 Castle : I missed you so much! Oh, my God, I'm so glad you're home.

No, no, no, no! - All right, let's cool her out. One milligram Ativan, push.

- There's a two-day wait for nonemergency M.R.I.'s. - She's getting an M.R.I! Then she's outta here.

But Dr. Terhark specifically said I'd have the M.R.I. at 10 : 00.

I bet most cops never come back after they pass their psych eval.

 Chandler : She was at Rockefeller Center, skating with her husband. She looked so happy.

 Chandler : I almost feel bad for whipping that kid's pretzel at them.

 Joey : I remember the first time I saw Katherine after we broke up.

 Chandler : Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.

 Joey : Sorry, I just... Any excuse to tell that story, you know?

 Chandler : Then if anybody should have a party, it should be him.

 Johnny Dimes : None of your damn business. Who the hell are you?

 Beckett : claiming to be Sarah's birth mom, and Sarah got suspicious,

 Beckett : so she hired a P.I. in order to look into Gloria's history.

 Beckett : and the doorman saw her leave with a suitcase this morning.

All right. Then maybe you won't mind if me and my friend take a look around.

l can't believe you thought l was cheating. You owe me an apology.

 Chandler : Show him that you're the baddest Hombre west of the lingerie!

 Chandler : Now, go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker.

 Monica : Because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you.

 Sheldon : ...so as to engage the superior colliculus of my brain.

 Sheldon : Why else would a person try to engage their superior colliculus?

 Leonard : If you don't put him in his crate at night, he just runs around the apartment.

 Cofield : You knew that your patient was at risk for a psychotic break

 Bernadette : Okay, so you met this girl, you exchanged numbers,

 Raj : make me wonder if Emily's really the right person for me.

 Castle : since Alexis could wrap her little finger around a trigger.

Oh! Well, it seems Detective Beckett is available for a play date.

 Martha : But quite honestly, the two of you cannot go on like this.

 Ross : So then President Steve told everyone I was a cheapskate...

 Amy : Sheldon ignored me for a week when he got that Roomba vacuum.

 Howard : Well, Sheldon started talking about how his dad isn't alive anymore,

 Bernadette : I was just surprised when you sprung the living-with-your-mom stuff on me.

 Mrs Wolowitz off : I don't know who you're talking to, but in or out!

Before we make any decision about where we live, we have a trial run.

- Penny, aren't you gonna draw something? - Relax, we've got time. This is so fun.

 Howard : ...Leonard rarely talks about his incredibly successful brother and sister.

 Howard : ...that unlike Leonard, they're at the top of their respective fields.

 Beverley : Leonard's younger brother, Michael, is a tenured law professor at Harvard...

 Beverley : ...and his sister just successfully grew a human pancreas in an adolescent gibbon.

 Beverley : Why else would you grow a pancreas in a teenaged gibbon?

 Sheldon : Leonard, I had no idea your siblings were so much more successful than you.

 Raj : Yeah, you're like the Jar Jar Binks of the Hofstadter family.

 Ross : I bet someone could use one of Monica's freshly baked cookies.

 Chandler : Any chance you were looking into a bright, shiny thing called a mirror?

 Chandler : We went out for two summers and then I broke up with her.

 Wendy, upset, with a black eye : Can I get you guys anything else?

 Barney : Then who'd be the lame married couple I get to make fun of?

Is it just you two? Don't worry. We're not gonna blow your ratio.

 Foreman : They already sacrificed Matty's health to benefit his brother once.

 Foreman : We screwed up his heart valve by making his cold worse.

 Wilson : We should call child services and have them appoint a guardian for Matty.

 Cuddy : Go explain the choices to the parents, and don't let House bully them.

 House : Steve Blass, Scott Norwood, David Duval all got the yips.

 House : Great athletes, lost their confidence and immediately started sucking.

 Castle : Like, maybe he secretly made a living out of using his surgeon's skills

 Castle : to harvest organs off of tourists for the black market organ trade.

 Beckett : So, instead of making up stories, we are going to establish a timeline.

 Beckett : - When did he get his first ticket? Last Wednesday morning.

 Castle : who then takes the throne and marries the dead brother's wife.

 Castle : Making Zane the perfect Trojan horse to lead Hector to his brother.

 Esposito : Why would Zane agree to do that? He wanted to star in the EI Oso movie.

 Beckett : not in three years when the movie could get off the ground.

 Hector : My brother's bloody hand has brought shame on our family.

 Beckett : You didn't even have to pay for Zane Cannon's tax debts.

That way you could kill EI Oso and take over the family business.

 Beckett : And when Zane couldn't get a second meeting with EI Oso,

 Phoebe : ...this happens to be a pain like no man will ever experience.

I don't think you can make that statement unless you've been kicked...

I think women just have a lower threshold for pain than men, that's all.

 Wilson : Actually, maybe it would be better if I talk to you guys alone.

 Wilson : Bacteria would move much faster than this, he'd be dead already.

 Wilson : Actually, if aspergillus fungus balls took root in his lungs

 Tucker : I assume you don't just load up the 12 gauge and pepper me with birdshot.

 House : That means you didn't move here, you moved away from somewhere else.

I already answered that one. I think it was question number 20-something.

 House : Because you might have something called Cushing's syndrome,

 Anica : which is causing my adrenal glands to push too much cortisol into my bloodstream.

 Anica : They did brain surgery, removed an adenoma from my pituitary.

 House : "You were right, House. Her pituitary tumor regrew. It is Cushing's.

 Beckett : You and Hayley fought. You knew that if she walked out of that door,

 Beckett : you would never see her again, and so you grabbed her from behind.

 Beckett : She pulled out a gun. It scared you, you held her tight.

 Beckett : And before you even knew what happened, she stopped struggling.

 Bree Busch : That's not what happened. That's not what happened at all.

 Beckett : If it was an accident, if it was an act of self-defense,

 Beckett : you're gonna make this all easier on yourself just by telling us the truth.

 Castle : - I just thought I'd go for a walk. - Any place in particular?

 Leonard : And I have to get in the shower and Penny has clothes to put on, so...

- Well, it was very nice meeting you. - Nice to finally meet you too.

 Sheldon : What could I possibly have done to offend Mrs. Vartabedian?

 Leonard : Why do I feel like I'm the one that just got the prostate exam?

According to the rules, the other one's supposed to sit there quietly,

How are you OK with the fact that he's touching you while you're naked?

 Foreman : Could work just as well as surgery, snap those bad blood vessels shut.

 Taub : So, what was that shrug? A "Dr. Cheng could work" shrug?

 Chase : House is gonna hate anyone we hire, because he doesn't want to hire anyone.

 Taub : So you think I should abstain, just give the decision back to him?

 Chase : Then he'll just mock you for being a wuss. You're screwed.

 House : She swallowed a dime, she poops it out, she'll be fine.

Absolutely. Unless it gets stuck in her intestines, causes a blockage.

 Beckett : But one thing that we do know, is based on the writing,

 Castle : The Roman numerals are Bible verses and the words are all in Latin.

 Lanie : I found that the wound had been inflicted by some kind oftalon or claw.

 Castle : Latin prayers. A claw. Sulfur, also known as brimstone.

Translated, "Let's do this again" means, "You'll never see me naked."

She's trying to shore up her self-esteem. It has nothing to do with sex.

 Sheldon : While I have no respect for Leslie as a scientist or a human being for that matter...

 Sheldon : ...in the interrelated fields of promiscuity and general sluttiness.

 Leslie : My point is that Tinkerbell just needs to get her some.

- Excuse me, this whole idea's insane. - Enough debate. I'm going to take action.

 Castle : The last one was sent the day he died. But who's emily2929?

 Emily : But that's it. whatever this is about, whatever he did,

I realized that he'd used my work login to access a client's data.

 Beckett : Okay, you need to tell me what files Grigory was looking at.

Be glad you didn't fan the magazines. She'll scratch your eyes out.

 Castle : There is a phantom serial killer murdering people on both coasts.

Just one. His sister said that Phillip Harris was working undercover

 Alexis : They're the ones that ruined the Nikki Heat movie franchise.

 Alexis : Plenty of people connected with the film industry are bicoastal.

 Hayley : Hey, did anyone at Zenith know that Phillip was working there undercover?

I'm so going to get that spot in the Greatest Detective Society.

 Castle : I mean, there's no way Kendall has access to the kind of details that I have.

 Hayley : Oh, don't get cocky, Rick. You haven't solved the murder yet.

 Hayley : Hayley. So what's going on, you guys have a beef or something?

 Castle : Last time I saw you, you tried to run me down with a golf cart

 Castle : because I wouldn't let you get cast in the Nikki Heat movie.

was that your movie was gonna be quite possibly the worst movie ever made.

 Castle : Okay, well, do you know anyone who would have ordered a limo for Ana,

 Sofia : But if the purse was taken because someone wanted this UBS,

 Castle : Except Ana buzzed her neighbor and specifically told her she lost the purse,

 Castle : Now, my next step is to contact the Taxi and Limousine Commission,

 Ryan : No progress on that limo or where Ana went after the opera.

 Beckett : So why was Ana involved with the daughter of a Saudi official?

I did some digging, and turns out she went to the Tremaine Hotel

 Sheldon : There's no reason we both can't benefit from this experience.

 Phoebe : This pregnancy is throwing me all off and making me fat.

Give her back the file. You have bigger problems to tend to, like my meds.

 House : if we don't figure out why his red blood cells are disintegrating.

 House : So, differential diagnosis, people. Well, it's not environmental.

 Foreman : Dad hired a company to clean the house, maid washed all the clothes...

 House : If it's environmental, he'll get better just from staying here.

 Foreman : - It could be an infection. - No fever. No white count.

 Cameron : We could account for the lack of fever and white count if it's lupus.

 Chase : Drugs will fit just as much as lupus. Meth will cause hemolytic anemia.

 Chase : Because his dad drives a Porsche? Rich kids do drugs just like poor kids.

 House : there's some detail I'm not noticing that's spoiling the big picture.

 House : Is this significant? Or is this dream just going in a different direction now?

Lock, I admit that it's odd that Rajesh didn't write to you himself,

 Amy : but if you get to know him, you'll see he's just a sweet, regular guy.

 Raj : Amy told me you were concerned that I might be too passive and shy.

 Raj : Would a passive guy barge in here to look you in the eye and say,

 Raj : Let's put a pin in that and just focus on the passive thing.

 Joey : Hey, guys! I was at the library. I already finished my five pages.

I guess without so many distractions it's easier for you to focus?

Also without somebody breathing down your neck all the livelong day!

The important thing is, I finished it. And I think it's really good.

But it would help if I could hear it. Would you guys read it for me?

 Howard : ...so I can take it to the lnternational Space Station.

 Mrs Wolowitz off : Do you want me to get those little boxes of Froot Loops you like?

 Wilson : resisting arrest, possession of a class three narcotic.

 Lawyer : another possession with intent to traffic charge as well.

 House : I was rude to him, this is his way of getting back at me.

 House : His insane reaction to a simple rectal thermometer reading

 House : probably says a lot more about his mother than it says about me.

 Lawyer : If we end up going to trial, there'll be another 30 due before the first day.

 Cameron : I looked up butt plug in a legal dictionary. What'd he say?

 Foreman : You were right about MS. No myelin basic proteins in his CSF.

Don't worry, ma'am, Red Marune, protector of all, beholden to none.

 Martha : What do you think? Mutant powers or years of training?

 Castle : The point is, there is a subculture of real-life superheroes

 Beckett : Yes, and usually, they get their asses kicked, just like this guy.

 House : Doesn't matter what you say, do or threaten, I will find a way out.

 House : From which I can only conclude this isn't a game for you.

Why? You think if I deal with enough people I'll find some humanity?

It wasn't Ben Conrad! He's not the killer! The killer's still alive!

 Amy : Now push your third finger along the ridge of the shoulder blade,

 Barney : No! You can't go now. It's the night before Thanksgiving.

 Barney : They called her a bitch, but deep down, they know she's right.

 Barney : They're about to walk through that door, where we will be waiting

 Marshall : You don't want to bail early, man. You could become "The Blitz".

 Ross : Well, it means that I can sell cookies, but I'm not invited to sleepovers.

...who wants to go to Space Camp more than anything in the world.

 Esposito : The whole thing was an escape plan that she set up with Joey beforehand.

 Joey : I'm doing some corporate restructuring. AII right? That's no crime.

 Esposito : They didn't get a fraction of that from the bankjob.

 Ross : You're turning into an obsessive mother, okay? You need to stop.

You ever hear the story about when Ross' mom went to the beauty salon?

l would like to start the celebration and make a toast to Phoebe.

l wanted to have lunch with her today. She told me she was out of town.

 Rachel : She still has not noticed that the baby's sock is on the ground.

But the chief asked me to roll the non-emergent ER cases into the clinic

and so far it looks like a sore throat, a sprain and a tummy ache. Easy breezy.

 Callie : I'm not, uh, trying to take the clinic, Bailey's clinic, away from you.

Your offer to help is duly noted and much appreciated, but I promise you,

 Sheldon : a number of significant innovations have been inspired

 Rachel : They want to take us out Saturday night! What do you say?

 Monica : Let's see. Congress is debating a new deficit-reduction bill.

 Monica : The mayor wants to raise subway fares. The high today was 45.

 Ted : about this great Frank Lloyd Wright retrospective tonight.

 Marshall : about Ted and Zoey having an intimate chat by candlelight?

He watches Jeopardy!, he touches himself when nobody's watching.

 Joey : Don't say "listen." I know that "listen." I've said that.

Yeah. You should just forget about what I said under the bridge.

 Chase : - Look in the desk. - See if he's got a diary or a journal.

 Thirteen : Something tells me he's not exactly a diary kind of guy.

 Foreman : You can leave. I think Taub and I found what we're looking for.

 Foreman : Looks like she actually was being poisoned, but she's been doing it to herself.

 Lee : You broke into my house and now you're being a smart ass?

 Foreman : During your history, you said you didn't drink. At all.

 Lee : I collect them for my friend. She uses them in her art projects.

 Taub : And you're ashamed of these art projects. The bottles were hidden...

 Thirteen : She needs a government security clearance for her job.

 Thirteen : why doesn't she have at least some partially full bottles in the house?

 Foreman : So she's probably telling the truth. So what do we do?

 Mrs. Douglas : You cheap son of a bitch bastards are going straight to hell!

 Bailey : Looks like there won't be a surgery to scrub in on. Sorry, Stevens.

 Alex : Her abdomen was distended and she needed ventilatory support.

She's got air beneath her diaphragm. We need to get Laura into surgery.

 Addison : There's a perforation in the bowel. We need to get in there right away.

 Thatcher : - Her mother has the flu. - You're not authorized to sign?

- I am, but I'd like to fill her in. - We don't have time, Mr. Grey.

 Beckett : Was he having any troubles at work that you're aware of?

 Brent : from someone involved in one of his cases. And he said...

 Brent : That meeting, I think that was supposed to happen this morning.

 Ms. Jarvis : I'm sorry, but if he had a meeting, he never mentioned anything to me.

 Ms. Jarvis : I gave him a lot of latitude. Paul was my top investigator.

 Esposito : Like defense contractors billing 500 bucks for a hammer?

 Esposito : So if someone was fleecing Uncle Sam, he could cancel their contracts?

 Ms. Jarvis : He wrote reports that could produce that result, yes.

 Ryan : Did anyone ever pressure Paul to back off a report or investigation?

 Ms. Jarvis : It doesn't work that way. We're an independent body, so...

Be that as it may, we need the files of all his active investigations.

 Beckett : a lab at Latham Pharmaceuticals cited for lax storage practices.

 Ted : to do anything with your life other than become an architect,

...and just the way he held me so close and looked into my eyes...

 Chandler : Joey, be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack her with it.

 Callie : Go find Izzie and help her prep Mrs. Rogerson. I'll see you in surgery.

 Mark : You been practicing? You know the chief will be watching today.

 Mark : Was like you were some beaten down puppy he picked up off the side of the road.

 Beckett : Oh, come on, Will. You and I both know how this works.

 Beckett : You reach out to the agent in charge, he talks to the AUSA running the case,

 Beckett : The Spolanos know that Jimmy is cooperating with the government.

 Beckett : We know that they want him dead because they murdered the surgeon

 Beckett : You guys put that doctor in harm's way, so you're doing it for him, not for me.

Are you sure you don't recognize her? Because she could be anybody.

 Janice Freeman : No, I'm certain. We've only seen her in his art.

 Beckett : Do you know if your son experienced anything traumatic

 Beckett : I showed some of Matthew's drawings to one of our therapists,

and he said that it looked like he might have witnessed something disturbing,

 Beckett : Do you have any of Matthew's earlier drawings of this woman?

 Alan Freeman : - No. He took it all with him when he left. - Yeah.

 Rosie Freeman : You might want to check the portfolio with his application for Barker.

 Esposito : - What, no Castle? - No. He had a late night. What's up?

and they said I was the second person to call in the last two weeks

 Esposito : Yep, our werewolf. And their forensics expert determined

that the woman died 18 years ago from a gunshot wound to the chest

 Esposito : So, I thought, what the hell, compare the ballistics.

 Beckett : Which means wherever he came from, there might be another body.

 Evelyn Montgomery : Ever since Roy died, I've slept with his .357 in the nightstand.

 Evelyn : It's almost like he knew we weren't supposed to be here.

 Evelyn : Just paperwork. Legal documents. Notes on Roy's old cases.

 Esposito : They went after Montgomery's files. Not valuables, not cash.

 Esposito : And now our thief is dead and the files he took are missing?

 Esposito : We're the only ones who know what he w as really involved in

Mine from a neuroscientific point of view and his from an anthropological.

 Beverley : Well, it's all online or you can order it from the Princeton University Press.

 Sheldon : The frequency with which your parents had intercourse.

 Leonard : If you're lucky, maybe she'll show you the PowerPoint presentation.

 Beverley : Oh, well, I've been having some fascinating menopausal symptoms recently.

 Sorenson : They'll work the streets. Be ready to move when we have more information.

 Castle : The irony for you is, not getting an "A" would cause you shame.

 Castle : I didn't open this place to make money. I opened it for the exciting cases.

 Alexis : Dad, you're just naming plots from 1940s gumshoe novels.

 Alexis : Speaking of, aren't you supposed to be writing your next Nikki Heat book?

 Castle : Come on, guys, Iet's just ditch this corporate nonsense

and twists and turns... And a murdered man ends up in a pit of deadly snakes?

 Perlmutter : Now you're free to meet a man who can really appreciate you.

 Beckett : It's just that I'm not quite ready to date right now.

 Perlmutter : Cause of death was blunt force trauma to the skull.

 Perlmutter : Based on lividity, I'd say it took place between 9 : 00 and 11 : 00 last night.

and I don't know what to do. Oh, can I throw up in my Diaper Genie?

 Alexis : - What exactly are you supposed to be? - Space cowboy.

 Alexis : Okay. A, there are no cows in space. B, didn't you wear that, like,

 Castle : Have you decided what you're gonna dress up as this year?

You know how we feel when the big kids come. I don't wanna be that kid.

 Castle : So, have you come up with a name for your parenting project baby egg yet?

 Alexis : I went Dickensian. Paige and I are calling him Feggin. Get it?

 Castle : I just love this time of year. Crunchy leaves underfoot,

 Castle : the crisp, clean air, smell of jack-o'-lanterns all aflame.

Kids, sometimes wonderful things come out of horrible situations.

Remember that trip I took to Hong Kong where I got stuck in the airport?

 Robin : - How is that a disaster? - She didn't want to get drinks.

 Barney : And as soon as a girl says she doesn't want to get drinks, well...

 House : I'm just not sure if it's because... I want to be with her,

You wanted to go since you were 16. He actually took you. No, I had to work.

 Howard : Oh, I thought you were just making a generalization : 

 Raj : I have a hole in my belly button that may or may not have been a piercing.

 Sheldon : 'cause you and I are clearly talking about Sonny and Cher.

 Leonard : Wait, wait, wait, how is my day-old marriage falling apart

-Ross, let's just forget about the condoms. -Well, I may as well have!

 Rachel : -when I found out. -Freaked..? Hey, I'm not freaked out.

 Cuddy : There's a clinic in Germany. They've been treating chronic pain

 Cuddy : by inducing comas and letting the mind basically reboot itself.

 Cuddy : which of course means there is a 50% chance that it won't.

 Cameron : No trash against the fence. Is your leg really better?

 House : Foreign object, body wants to get rid of it, that causes the fever.

 House : Except it's still light outside, your neighbor will see you.

 House : Tell them what causes excess calcium with a chaser of bloody vomit.

 Wilson : Celiac patients are susceptible to cancer of the stomach lining.

 Wilson : - She has MALT lymphoma. - Well, she's your patient, now.

 House : You have no proof of that. I, on the other hand, have this.

 Cuddy : because of this overwhelming sense of personal violation.

 Cuddy : You monitor my periods based on when I get bitchy or...

and chow down a bucket of frozen yogurt in the cafeteria. Sprinkles included.

 Joey : This could be our chance to, like, renew our friendship.

All right. Although, I don't think we need one. I never stopped loving you.

 Wilson : Uh, favorite sushi place? Maybe we could get dinner sometime.

 Foreman : House is clearly screwing with us. It's a fake pay stub.

 Penny : Yeah, he came into the restaurant. Sorry the napkin's dirty. He wiped his mouth with it.

 Thirteen : Went to a camp for three weeks of intensive rehabilitation.

 Thirteen : They injected him with emetics while he watched gay porn.

 Thirteen : Or lithium chloride, or cyclophosphamide. He doesn't know.

 Thirteen : And when that didn't work, they shot him up with male hormones.

 Taub : They gave him electroconvulsive therapy to make him straight?

 House : Unless it was done at Dr. Liberace's He-man Quackery Camp.

 House : Run an EEG. See if they straightened him or just scrambled him.

 Barney : If this were a doctor's office, they'd say, "try again."

 Ted : And I'm getting rid of anything I have no use for anymore.

 Ted : I know about the surprise party you guys are throwing me.

 Dr Hofstadter : You've been on and off with this woman for seven years

 Dr Hofstadter : But then, you always did have that unresolved Oedipal complex.

 Sheldon : This is where we could have been if we hadn't stopped for dinner.

 Sheldon : And here's where we are. The runts in a large litter.

 Phoebe : ...cup chandelier, and the thing that started it all : the cup!

 Phoebe : We have it all. We have crushed, cubed and dry. Watch.

I just want you to know that if we ever cohost a party together again...

 Martha : Then what he needs, maybe, is to get back to his life, his routine,

 Dr. Swann : This could still be the result of emotional trauma.

 Dr. Swann : And facing that fact is just too humiliating for him.

 Beckett : So you think that he could be pretending not to remember?

 Beckett : I don't want an apology, Castle. I just wanna understand.

 Chandler : Then I'll tell you. My agency was bidding for a big account, and they got it.

But I don't think you're right for this. The part's a stuffy college professor.

 Joey : When I'm not busy thinking of important things, or professing...

 Marsahll : Is it just me or does that stripper look exactly like...?

 Penny : -Where the hell's the coin? -Wasn't the answer Sheldon's spot?

 Raj : When we're all having fun together, we're already winners.

 Esposito : The gun was wiped clean, but not the rounds and the magazine.

 Ryan : then he had to have been the one who stole it from the Academy.

 Esposito : Question is, what was he doing with it out there in the first place?

 Beckett : The Academy is a stressful place. Plenty of pressures here.

 Beckett : Especially since one mistake can put a stink on an entire cop career.

 Beckett : Like, uh, getting caught fraternizing with another recruit.

 Beckett : But I need you to be on the up and up with me from now on.

 Mike M : I heard you were thinking about going back up to the space station,

 House : is one of the most effective ways to control inflammatory bowel.

 Santa : - Are you kidding me? - About the looking cooler, yeah.

 House : - The rest is true. - Isn't it addictive and dangerous?

 House : Pretty much all the drugs I prescribe are addictive and dangerous.

 Augustine : I was talking to the nurse... Arsenio. Do you know him?

 Chase : You know the staff better than I do. I love to hear all about people.

Yet you live in a monastery. - It's where I serve our Lord and the world best.

 Chase : Our Lord maybe. The rest of the world, on the other hand,

 Chase : would probably get more out of feeding the homeless or... - Healing the sick?

 Chase : Always. You always want to be a nun? My parents died when I was six.

When I was 18, I went to the monastery, where they let me take my vows.

 Augustine : "When I had lost all hope, I turned my thoughts to the Lord."

 David : She's also a scientist, so she's very smart and pretty and....

 David : Well, this is probably a stupid question, seeing that you look like that...

 Castle : When you heard that recording and found out Peter was leaving,

 Goldmark : I went to try and talk to him. But he wouldn't listen.

 Weston : for your exemplary work in the face of headwinds from me and my office.

 Weston : Yes. It turns out that Mr. Cordero donated a large portion of it

the one that was destroyed in the earthquake that killed his parents.

Well, it's very difficult to reclaim funds once they've left the country.

 Phoebe : He used to be just "Jack Geller, Monica and Ross' dad."

 Mr. Geller : I always thought that too. Tell me, what does your father do?

 Beckett : We have a witness that heard you threatening Ella Hayes.

 Beckett : And another one that saw you near where she was killed.

 Beckett : Then clear it up, tell me what you know about Ella Hayes.

 Conway : We approached Ella and attempted to engage her services.

 Conway : - I wouldn't put it that way. - Well, I'm pretty sure she would,

 Conway : This is a competitive business with everyone looking to get an edge.

 Conway : but when she refused, I accepted that and I never contacted her again.

 Beckett : Then why were you less than a block away from where she was killed

 Conway : she said she had bombshell information on Modern Fashion.

 Conway : Information that, if it got out, it would destroy the magazine.

 Beckett : Mr. Conway, I took a look at Ella's cell phone records.

 Sheldon : Well, they can't cancel it. It ended on a cliffhanger.

 Sheldon : Dumplings? Don't you understand what's going on here?

 Sheldon : That show ended with all the residents of New York either dead or unconscious.

 Sheldon : And after that I'll make up my own rules of oral hygiene...

I'm gonna get the number of the Syfy Channel and give them what for.

 Sheldon : Buffy the Vampire Slayer continued on as a comic book.

 Sheldon : Heroes gradually lowered the quality season by season...

You know, a gut warmer, base burner, nose paint, cowboy cocktail.

 Castle : Well, I haven't seen them, Marshal. But I'll, uh, keep an eye out.

 Castle : Yeah, I suppose, one woman for the rest of your life is a tall order.

Oh, come on. What, do you got a little left-handed missus on the side?

 Howard : Sheldon and your dad are bonding and completely ignoring me.

 Jack : You shouldn't have pressured him into... There was no pressure.

 Jack : It's like you asked him to let me play with one of his toys. This is surgery.

 Foreman : You're gonna have a hard time protecting him like this if you're dead.

 Foreman : Why can't you accept he wants to protect his brother?

 Foreman : Everything we've learned about this kid says you're wrong.

 Foreman : because then you'd have to give people a fighting chance.

 Phoebe : Look, I feel really bad about how I freaked you out before..

but I'm more than a pretty blond girl with an ass that won't quit.

You can turn around, or you can go rip the Band-Aid off. What do you want to do?

 Alexis : "A source at John McGinnis Management confirmed it when I called.

 Alexis : I thought you said Hayley wouldn't let the band have the name back.

 Alexis : Hayley's old manager. She fired him when she got clean.

 Alexis : she pretty much implied that he's the one that got her hooked to begin with.

 Castle : If the band got back together, he'd have the most to gain.

 Beckett : Everybody looks like a killer to me. It's a job requirement.

 John Mcginnis : I told you, Sunday night I was in Philly scouting a band.

 John Mcginnis : I hit a motel. I watched a little pay-per-view and I went to bed,

 John Mcginnis : - but it does not make me a criminal. - But your rap sheet does.

 John Mcginnis : You wanna know what I do? I make things happen.

 Ross : Look, Ben! It's a toy that protects U.S. Oil interests overseas!

 Monica : You have to read this book. It's called Be Your Own Wind Keeper.

 Monica : It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had.

Well, considering your other choice is murder one, I would roll the dice.

 Eddie Mcusic : Stephen must've seen Joe on that jury and killed him, too.

 Eddie Mcusic : who needed to make a drug run, so they had me drive.

 Eddie Mcusic : This little trust fund gangster thinks he's so badass

 Eddie Mcusic : But Stephen threatened to point the finger at me if I told the truth.

 House : I'm only an ass for building your hopes up if I'm wrong.

 Leonard : What did you do, sneeze in her mouth? I did that to a girl once.

 Stuart : ...and right where she was supposed to say, "Oh, Stuart" she said...

 Castle : Right. See, I'm betting it's a Xenomorph stranded here on Earth.

 Castle : Probably saw Tom as encroaching on its territory and killed him for it.

 Beckett : To protect themselves from the fumes of the simulation.

 Castle : Why he thought there was someone else in there with them.

 Jerry : Back in '83, I'm lugging amps for The Stones through West Germany,

 Jerry : and their tour manager loses his arms, bus-surfing through a tunnel.

 Mrs Cooper : Did I start that sentence with the words "if it please Your Highness"?

 Sheldon : I'm not going to. I didn't say anything that wasn't true.

 Mrs Cooper : It's okay to be smarter than everybody, but you can't go around pointing it out.

 Mrs Cooper : Remember all the ass-kickings from the neighbor kids?

 Sheldon : Wouldn't have been any ass-kickings if that stupid death ray had worked.

 Mrs Cooper : Leonard, the Lord never gives us more than we can handle.

 Mrs Cooper : Thankfully, he blessed me with two other children...

 Ursula : -Okay, will that be all? -Wait. What are you doing here?

 Ursula : I was over there. Then you said, "Hello, miss." So I'm here.

 Leonard : I didn't want you ending up with a bad grade and get discouraged...

 Penny : Right, because me being in school is so important to you.

 Penny : That way, you wouldn't have to be dating someone who's only a waitress.

- I'm sorry, I was just trying to help. - Yeah, well, next time, don't.

Whatever, I don't know. It's just a lot better than what you did, you big jerk!

 Sheldon : Stephen Hawking's a genius and he talks like a robot.

 Amber Volakis : FYI, if you ask me, it's more the guys' fault than yours.

 Amber Volakis : If he hadn't pitted us all against each other...

 Greg House : As you will see from the file, we have quite the interesting case.

 Greg House : because you said that this mocha frapalicious would have whip on it.

He disobeyed a superior officer under fire. He's lucky he wasn't executed.

 Allison Cameron : How do you know about it? You keeping tabs on him?

Twenty-four year old funeral cosmetician suffered a grand mal seizure at work.

We see them every day. And truthfully, you don't seem connected to the baby.

You know, l've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but....

You're not gonna believe it. My character is coming out of his coma!

 Chandler : So great things are happening at work and in your personal life.

It's ridiculous that you haven't had sex in three and a half months.

 Izzie : Just relax this muscle for me. You're going to feel the speculum.

If she has cancer I need you to tell me because if you tell me in front of her,

 Sheldon : The fun starts with brunch at Carney's in Studio City,

 Sheldon : cars, and other rolling stock from the 1880s to the 1930s.

 Leonard : Maybe since you're so good, he's taking his time to meet the challenge.

 Leonard : - I want Penny to enjoy... - Wolowitz told me he's a big baby.

 Leonard : She hands in the paper tomorrow. I know I could help her.

 Leonard : And she's my girlfriend. I should be allowed to help her.

 Leonard : - Why aren't I allowed to help her? - I hear you, brother.

 "rocket" Rob Tredwyck : I have never juiced. I have the test results to prove it.

 Beckett : We checked your blood samples from the last gold medal race you won

 Beckett : against the designer steroids that Zack found in Brian's car.

 Beckett : And then off of that, we got a warrant to search your hotel room,

You could have easily slipped out and come back without anyone noticing.

 Castle : So he sought counsel from the one guy he knew he could trust.

 Castle : Only you realized Coach Rome had given Brian the same steroids

 Beckett : And you knew that if Zack talked, you would be found out.

 House : How about because LSD acts on serotonin receptors in the brain,

 House : - How did you know about it? - Cameron is worried about you.

 Cuddy : I told her that LSD lasts up to 12 hours, if you were functional, she must be wrong.

 House : Either that or I also took a whole bunch of antidepressants,

 House : - You're kidding. Really? - How could that surprise you?

 Weber : complaining about my math, telling them about your stunt.

Confound it, you're right. It's brilliant. Let's take it from the top.

 Izzie : I'm just asking that, you know, as your boyfriend, if...

 Cristina : I don't know why you'd care. You're sleeping with Alex, right?

 Izzie : There's no such thing as a death cluster. It's just stupid. Right?

 Jesse : You're removing part of my skullcap? Do you really have to do that?

 Cristina : - Can you stop that, please? - No. Sorry. I wish I could.

 Cristina : Yes, she is. I've been living with this for three years.

 Cristina : And it's always the people who are most like me who judge me the most.

 Cristina : You're type A, right? Straight A student? Top of your class?

 Jesse : But we're cut from the same cloth. That's why you can't stand me.

 Sheldon : Mother, if you're going to conduct your life in this fashion,

 Sheldon : then I should let you know that the world has changed

 Sheldon : You know, it's not all sock hops, soda jerks and segregation anymore.

 Sheldon : You used to be protected by your pre-Enlightenment mythology,

 Derek shakes his head : There's no shame in taking more time off.

 Richard : You're the only attending neurosurgeon, you're needed elsewhere. I'm fine here.

When you're finished cleaning that wound, you can help me, Dr. Yang.

 Richard : or if you think your job here is to baby-sit me, then you can think again.

 Richard : I've been a surgeon longer than you've been breathing.

 Richard : If I were not ready to be in this OR, I would say so. Is that understood?

 Richard annoyed : - Find the man's leg, Yang. Find it now. - Yes, sir.

I'm calling for Monica Geller. I wanted to let her know that there was a cancellation.

If she's still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding in our facility...

 Taub : Which he'd aerosolize with the broom, then right into his lungs.

 Taub : The chelation will scrub the heavy metals out of your blood.

 Foreman : Bought my first girlfriend a necklace, it was silver.

What's the best excuse for why I'm not drinking on this date tonight?

 Rachel : or "I got so hammered last night I'm still a little drunk"?

I don't think so. Books say wait till the third date to tell the guy..

 Joey : This and a bunch of bubble wrap. And some of it is not even popped.

And I don't wanna rush you into making a decision before you're ready.

 Cuddy : Just like everybody else we've had to give meningitis shots to.

 House : Go home, have fun, relax. I'm probably just a nut case.

 Sheldon : Here. It's college-ruled. I hope that's not too intimidating.

 Sheldon : Physics comes from the ancient Greek word "physika. "

Okay, you know what? There is only one way I am leaving this hotel room.

 Phoebe : Guess what. My landlord just called. My apartment's gonna be ready soon.

 Phoebe : - I gotta go tell Rachel the good news. - You guys are gonna live together again?

 Phoebe : - Yeah, why not? - She's just having so much fun with Joey...

 Phoebe : Why do you think she's having so much fun living with Joey?

Okay, I have a friend, Jimmy Tupperman, what would his powers be?

 Sheldon : so I'm using Darth Vader, the Joker, and Godzilla's roar

 Sheldon : Taylor was right-- haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.

 College Ted : And I now know for certain that I love you, karen.

 Marcus : I get to see your world. You get me access to the pharmacy.

 Marcus : I'd already know that, if you came to visit every once in a while,

 Foreman : Let me explain something. This man who's offering you the job?

 The cardiologist : And that explains your 14-second cardiac arrest.

 Ted, on the phone with Robin : remember I've got dirt on each of you,

 Beckett : Well, it depends on how many mothers are on the jury.

 Castle : That's it for today. What say we celebrate by going out for a drink?

 Beckett : Maybe there's a little more Nikki Heat in me than you think.

 Sheldon on phone : - Sorry. - "Sorry"? That's all you can say is "sorry"?

 Sheldon : ...she wouldn't have asked me to go if you weren't drunk and boring.

 Dr Koothrappali : I knew it, he moves to America and becomes an alcoholic.

 Dr Koothrappali : Are you in denial? Do we have to come over and do an intervention?

 Mrs Koothrappali : Don't embarrass him in front of his friends.

DR. KOOTHRAPPALI : Now, listen to me... - At least wait till I get into the hall.

 Todd : No. But that doesn't mean there aren't people I care about.

 Castle : Look, we don't know enough for you to be worried about that, okay?

 Simon : and instructions to kill one another is plenty to be worried about.

 Castle : What we should be doing is figuring out why the hell we're here.

 Judah : And why are some of us marked with this symbol and others aren't?

 Judah : I saw something on Patricia's neck, but I don't have one.

 Castle : Following that pattern, Beckett must have one because I don't.

 Adams : I meant the kid. We're not gonna tell him he was molested?

 Adams : It's a medical diagnosis. Screw the parents, the kid's our patient.

 House : I guess Taub's got a tough choice to make when the kid wakes up.

 Beckett : because the police already think they have their killer.

 Ross : Know how she knew him? Because Phoebe used to mug people.

...when l was living on the street and l needed money for food and stuff....

 Lida : I don't want to believe that a nightmare can do that, but...

 Taub : I'm struggling with it, too. But these things can be explained medically.

 Park : Because anyone who hasn't gotten wet from your petri dish of STDs

 Man in seat behind : They actually use the AAR type "E" coupler.

 Man in seat behind : If you listen carefully when the locomotive disconnects,

 Man in seat behind : you'll hear the characteristic click, whoosh,

 Penny : No, Cinnamon ate the chocolates. That's really bad for dogs.

 Leonard : an optometrist, an allergist, a dermatologist, a urologist.

 Leonard : Koothrappali was right. We should have let her watch.

The truth is he got along with dogs a lot better than their owners.

 Castle : So, dog whisperer, check. People whisperer, not so much.

Just that he was killed about half an hour after he gave out Best in Show.

BECKETT : We'll need a list of the names of all of the contestants

 Beckett : along with anyone that might have had access to this room.

 Green : He was doing the same thing by the body when we found him.

 Castle : So the dog was at the crime scene at the time of the murder.

 Beckett : What do you want us to do? Bring him in for questioning?

 Monica : So you have a side of the bed. Everybody has a side of the bed.

 Dr. Franzblau : So tell me, are you currently involved with anyone?

 Dr. Franzblau : No, it's hard enough to get women to go out with me.

Harvey's having mini-strokes. The blood thinners aren't making a difference.

 House : Sorry. We tried your way. You could not have been "wronger".

 Cameron : - About tomorrow night. - You couldn't keep your mouth shut.

 Cameron : Where are we going? I want to make sure I dress appropriately.

 Chase : The surgery will repair the damaged blood vessels in your neck,

 Addison : You work with your ex-husband in a shrine for your ex-husband.

 Naomi : You and I were close in med school. It was a long time ago.

 Henri : You are emotionally compromised. That makes you like an animal to them.

 Cuddy : The pregnant woman? She wasn't qualified for that trial. And I'm not gonna apologize...

 House : I'm not talking about her. At this point, I think it's best if I concentrate on patients who are still alive.

 House : This is Olive Kaplan's C.T. scan... The incredible shrinking baby.

 House : DiGeorge syndrome. It's genetic. Caused the gland to wither to nothing.

 Cuddy : I'll call the police and Social Services and have all the charges withdrawn.

I've sent a test down to confirm. When it comes back, you should start Olive on immunoglobulin replacement.

 Marshall : Which let's be honest, we all know is being conservative,

 House : You can't give a standard balance test to a champion bull rider.

 Lane : Wasn't no accident. That bull had malice and forethought.

I get it. I get nothing. Nothing here is mine. Everything is yours.

I'll get up in the morning, put on your clothes and go off to work!

Yeah, that's it. Everything will be mine. Nothing will be yours.

I wouldn't want to ruin the ambiance over here at grandma's place!

 Chandler : Call off the roommate search. Hi. I'll be living here.

 Barney : You just walk right in and grab yourself some whoppers.

 Ross : ... he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses a week and a half.

 MR. DUQUETTE : I should talk to you. If you don't mind, Dr. Stevens...

 MR. DUQUETTE : If you don't mind, I need to hear the whole story.

- He needs to know you can fix it. - Going to remove the burned tissue

 Monica : No. See, in my bedroom I set my clock six minutes fast.

 Richard : Because it's in a slightly different time zone than the kitchen?

 Richard : One of my things is I always separate my sweat socks...

Yeah, she's got a key to the mailbox, I figured it was a friend, a relative.

 Castle : - Are you thinking what I'm thinking? - Melissa Talbot.

 Castle : I've been sitting here thinking what reason would the wife have

Meanwhile, the letter's still en route. So, Talbot's afraid it'll connect them.

people use it when they actually mean "coincidence." Drives me nuts.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, it must be your great grammatical influence over me.

 Castle : I may be going, but I'm leaving something of myself behind.

Oh, hey, l wanted to ask you about Monica's little ''groomie'' joke.

Well, l think the reason people laughed is that it's a play on the word ''roomie.''

 Ross : I'm supposed to attach a bracket-y thing to the side things..

 Ross : I have no bracket-y thing. I see no worm guys whatsoever..

 George : Please tell me it's him. Tell me he has been right here,

If this guy keeps closing our favorite places, where will we eat?

 Phoebe : You know what Larry would say? He'd say, "See you ladle."

 Leonard : The paper's terrible. But if I tell her, she'll know that I read it...

 Sheldon : I was beating him so bad he doesn't wanna be friends anymore.

 Leonard : Is it possible we're having two different conversations?

 Leonard : We'll take turns. Each turn will consist of a statement...

 Sheldon : I humiliated Stephen Hawking in a game of "Words With Friends."

 Sheldon : He stopped playing. And now we're not friends anymore.

 Leonard : ...but how do I tell her it's bad without letting her know that I read it?

 House : And set an example for two other patrons, who threw shot glasses...

 Costello : This guy was a total stranger to you, and you bailed him out?

 Wilson : If you hadn't been bored one weekend, it wouldn't even exist.

 House : you were the one I thought wasn't boring. That says something.

 House : I got a lawyer, he cut a deal. You didn't call the guy?

 House : You have to show up at the arraignment. Everybody knows that.

 Alexis : Are you crazy? What are you doing? That's what I'm here for.

the one of the limo dropping "you" off at your building last night.

 Sam : wearing the same thing she had on as when she got out of that limo.

 Sam : She heard I was friends with Mandy. She wanted her private number.

 Raj : ...I'm a little nervous. It's been a long time since I've been on a date.

 Raj : You should go to my girl, she'll knock out those sideburns for free.

You know, Amy, I don't think you and I have had a real conversation.

 Mike : -What kind of music do you play? -Like acoustic, folksy stuff, you know?

I'm here with my friends, Dr. Cooper, and real-life astronaut Howard Wolowitz.

 Leonard : And we are going to show you girls how cool ajob in science can be.

...because that's the temperature at which entropy reaches its minimum value.

 Leonard : Did I just learn something new and have fun doing it? What?

 Leonard : So now let's bring out theoretical physicist, Dr. Sheldon Cooper!

 Beckett : You have bigger problems than your personal effects, Harold.

 Castle : Harold, what makes you think Frank Russo killed Vince?

 Beckett : What else do you remember about what happened that night?

 Harold : Before he went to dinner, Vince told me that he needed to meet up with me later,

 Harold : I hit all of his old haunts. I even went to Glitterati.

 Harold : But there was a sign on the door that said it was closed for a private event.

 Darren : He was messed up. They knew that and what did they do?

 Darren : I just wanted them to pay something for what they did.

 Castle : Dressed in fairytale costumes, ODing on the same drugs he did.

 Beckett : that he wasn't at the house when the murders were committed.

 Bernadette : And it doesn't matter that your career's going great right now

 Bernadette : and that you and your husband never even got to go anywhere

 Leonard : and reaching up into the machine uncomfortably intimate.

-You know what? You are right. -Sex doesn't have to be a big deal.

 Rachel : People should be able to sleep with whoever they want, whenever..

Rachel, I'm never gonna think it's okay for you to cheat on your husband.

 Phoebe : The doctor said that could be one of the side effects.

 Chase : you have to know how to manipulate. You can't just spill...

 Chase : Liver function tests confirm his enzymes are totally out of whack.

 House : Can we hurry this up'? I have a government to defraud at noon.

 Chase : And bookkeeping isn't gonna get you any farther than the boobs.

 House : Though in fairness, the boobs were really, really helping.

 Park : Did you miss the recap? We treated for that, the liver tanked.

 Adams : He's been back on gluten since he's been in the hospital.

That would've kicked his celiac into gear, causing the liver problems.

 Michael : I don't know if Monica told you, but this my first date since my divorce.

There are thousands of women out there, just waiting to screw me over.

 Judy : But you don't know. I mean, you don't know how he got sick.

Pretty standard question... "How sick is my child?" You couldn't answer.

It's not what they need to know. What they need to know is the future. You got a Magic 8 ball?

 Foreman : Look, I realize it's tough to break bad news to families.

 Foreman : And I guess being the poor guy dying is the toughest of all?

 Wilson : How many med students have you got swabbing the decks?

What else are they gonna do? It's not like they're delivering babies.

 Cuddy : About half the antibacterial gel dispensers are empty or broken.

 Cuddy : Well, if the staff can't wash their hands, it's no wonder an infection has spread.

 Cuddy : We have an epidemic in this hospital, and your tie is becoming a petri dish.

 Leonard : Civil servants have a documented propensity to, you know, snap, so...

 Leonard : No, I'm not jealous. I'm just a little concerned for her.

 Kutner : Maybe it has something to do with that little red dot dancing around down there.

 Thirteen : She's still walking around, she's still pretty healthy,

 Seeger : You run wild in my city, then you call me for a favor?

 Seeger : You got a lot of nerve, Detective. I'll give you that.

 Beckett : Hey, we're trying to get a vicious criminal off of your streets.

 Seeger : Well, Ganz's phone is a burner and so are most of the numbers he called.

 Seeger : We did manage to trace one of the burners he called to New York City.

 Castle : I bet Ganz was calling to ask why the hell Violet Young was still alive.

 Beckett : I'll tell him I met Ganz. Ganz was gonna cut him out of the deal.

 Castle : Maybe one of them lets something slip about the location of the exchange.

 Seeger : And we'll be listening. Good. I'll try and get a warrant.

 Violet : I know it was wrong to run. I was afraid to go to the cops.

 Ryan : Let's just get back to the station, we can work it all out. All right?

 Penny : It was a long story. Anyway, Sheldon, l promise I know what I'm doing.

 Amy : There's not a hair on my body l wouldn't let this woman trim.

 Amy : There's only so many times a woman can say, "How about the bed?"

 Sheldon : At the end of the haircut, Mr. D'Onofrio would tell me a dirty joke.

 Rachel : This is his office too. I told you, we're Joanna's two assistants.

All right, I just got changed in 30 seconds so you could be alone with him.

 Kutner : I can't think of a better doctor to be trapped in there with him.

How about somebody who's not gonna keep pushing the wackjob's buttons

 Chase : If I strap a bomb to my chest, do I get seven doctors attending to me?

On the off-chance you have some brilliant escape plan and are the vengeful type.

 Chase : You think he's the only guy in New Jersey with an unsolved illness and a pistol?

 Foreman : Chest pain, the lung problems, fatigue, rash, sounds like chronic lung infection.

 Cameron : If his diaphragm's not working, maybe his nerves are freezing up.

 Kutner : Shortest distance between stomach pain and insomnia is bad circulation.

 Beckett : Congressman Lopez, I'm Detective Beckett, this is Mr. Castle.

 Lopez : ...you know in the back of your mind that harm may come to you.

 Esposito : about how Lopez posed a threat to the American way of life,

Even if they break up again, you better not let him in your sad men's club.

 Chandler : - Oh, yeah, that looks good. - You make a very attractive couple.

 House : We induce a massive heart attack and kill off the extra muscle.

 House : This is actually very annoying, and I'm getting really bored

 House : I'm going to eventually do something that will kill her.

 House : But good for her was bad for you, which was bad for her,

 House : She figured that the sicker she was, the longer you'd hang on.

 Raj : At least now I can focus all my energies on just one girl.

 Sheldon : Gentlemen, is anybody interested in my old string theory books?

 Sheldon : that what I'm going through is essentially a breakup.

 Sheldon : on how to get over a breakup in literally every issue.

- You didn't break up with that fireman? - No. That was my way of telling you.

 Phoebe : He even showed me charcoal drawings that he drew of me.

He'd prefer watercolors, but he has easy access to a lot of charcoal.

 Monica : -Oh, my God. Your mother. -What? My mom's not gonna be here?

 Monica : Well, given that we forgot to invite her, it would be a big coincidence if she was.

We'll take care of it. We'll call her. You go home and get ready.

 House : Remember that covering your mouth and one nostril can help.

And the only reason I did it was because no one would ever see it.

 Not-wilson : The forest nymphs have taught me how to please a woman.

 Wilson : He added extra scenes so he could release it as a porno.

 Sheldon : that's locked around the head and pierces the tongue.

 Hayley : To commit unholy murder on two unbelievably exceptional women?

 Castle : This was all dry-walled over when I rented the office.

 Castle : The contractors found it when I was doing the renovations.

 Castle : intent on burying whatever he and Shaw were working on.

 Alexis : That's why Shaw grabbed the axe, to try and break into the safe.

 Hayley : Wait a minute. You've never opened... why the hell not?

 Castle : When an axe-wielding psychopath is killed by a demon trying to get inside,

Sometimes I can't believe it's with you, but still, we're having a girl!

 Ross : I know! You know what? I'm putting Ruth back on the table.

 Barney : Guys, the most amazing thing just happened to me in that other roo...

And then the cab driver said the last thing any of us wanted to hear.

 Lily : When Zoey booted us, it made me wanna steal something of hers again.

 Chandler : That would be a lot more convincing if you weren't drooling.

I just want to say that I'm sorry I referred to the vein as a separate person.

And it didn't matter how nice he was or how happy he made my dad.

 House : No pituitary equals no growth hormone, equals about that much.

 House : Your mom's the real deal. But you're just a tiny little poseur.

 House : but you should be able to post up your mom, no problem.

 Abigail : What if you remove the thing in my head and give me the chemo, but not the pills?

No! Why didn't you make a copy and keep it in a fireproof box...

 Monica : This is what happens when you don't register for gifts.

 Spencer : We hung out after school, but we all headed home around 5 : 00.

 Beckett : Look, you guys, I went to York. I know all about honor codes

The point is, is that if you're trying to protect your friend's memory, I get it.

 Beckett : And the faster it does, the easier it'll be for us to help find who did it.

 Romy : We always offered to cover him, but he couldn't handle it.

 Castle : If he had money problems, how'd he support a drug habit?

 Castle : Of course bad things happen. Otherwise, it wouldn't be a tragedy.

Did you know, in the original Greek, "tragedy" literally means "goat-song"?

 Ross : I am not in love with her. She was upset about having to move out.

 Beckett : We matched the partial print to your cousin, Ernesto.

 Castle : But he also confessed to making a Lone Vengeance outfit for you.

 Beckett : Don't be so driven by the past that you throw away your future.

 Gates : I agree. All because of the hard work and dedication of this team.

 Vikram : Based on Castle's discovery of the exact time and date

 Ryan : that Alan has either fined or shut down for violations recently,

 Beckett : Whose would-be killer is still out there. So, what precautions are you taking?

 Castle : You had a near-death experience. That's a wake-up call.

 Castle : Get out there, live this life you've always dreamed about.

 House : because a woman I'm not even with is moving in with someone.

 House : I followed your advice, and instead I'm just miserable.

 Javier Esposito : It was the pet shop owner whose wife fed him to the dogs.

 Castle : Really, it's your manniversary? And I didn't get you anything.

 Trooper Collins : I'm Trooper Collins. Thanks for coming out of your jurisdiction.

 Trooper Collins : It appears she was attacked in the woods and chased onto the road,

 Trooper Collins : Because of the assault, we're classifying the death as a homicide.

 Trooper Collins : No. And we ran her prints, but they're not on file.

 Trooper Collins : We've got our teams out there searching the woods,

 Trooper Collins : From a coffee shop in the city. Dated yesterday.

 Trooper Collins : Trooper Collins? These carvings on her face...

 Trooper Collins : We think she was maybe running from whoever did that.

 Trooper Collins : he says he saw something emerge from the woods.

 Trooper Collins : We'll get a full statement from him once he's been treated.

It's good, except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long.

 Rachel : Something really boring happened to someone ugly in the Middle Ages.

 Phoebe : I wish you would get over her. I hate seeing you like this.

 Phoebe : Is there anything I can do for you? Do you wanna look down my top?

And I want relief from the wrenching pain of knowing that won't happen!

 Wilson : He's been on them for a couple of days. And by tonight,

 Wilson : I'll be in New York in a few hours, I guess I'll find out.

 Wilson : Giving someone a hand who maybe needs to deceive themselves, just a little.

 Leonard : You still got the part. That's a huge accomplishment.

 Penny : More auditions, more parts. Now none of that's gonna happen.

Honey, you only had three lines. That wasn't gonna happen anyway.

 Penny : I want you, right now, to give me your 100 percent honest opinion.

 Penny : Do you think I have what it takes to really make it as an actress?

 Leonard : I don't know-- I got all confused when you said "honestly."

 Dr. Franzblau : I'm your roommate's brother's ex-wife's obstetrician.

-Get up. Let's get some coffee. -Okay, because we never do that.

 Joey : Shoot, shoot, shoot. Or just fall down. That's good too.

 Leonard : Sheldon, we agreed we'd do something different tonight.

 Sheldon : Last night was Wednesday. Wednesday is comic-book night.

 Sheldon : We'll be going on Thursday because it's Anything Can Happen Thursday.

 Leonard : Way to think outside but pressed right up against the box, Sheldon.

 Howard : ...in bars all across this great nation of ours, Thursday night is Ladies' Night.

 Howard : As the evening progresses, we will get better-looking...

 Leonard : Come on, Howard, the odds of us picking up girls in a bar are practically zero.

 Sheldon : The one that estimates the odds of contact with extraterrestrials...

 Sheldon : ...by calculating the product of series of fractional values...

 Sheldon : N equals R times FP times NE times FL times Fl times FC times L?

 Thirteen : I got a call from Douglas' department at Princeton General.

And I'd stand outside your apartment all night holding up a boom box

 Murphy : I was wondering what that noise was. It's the damn cane.

 Murphy : And I can't sleep with you banging around with that thing.

 House : You're not actually saying that I have too loud a cane?

 Murphy : And a thousand other things I don't give a crap about.

 Rachel : - What? You don't want me to get a job? - Yeah, I'm sure he'll give you a job.

You know what...? Okay, let's talk about it later. There comes security.

 Joey : The little girl who lives here made me feel better about the whole thing.

 Barney : Ted, who are you gonna side with on this tattoo thing?

 Cristina : Do I give a crap about a ceremony with a dress and a flautist? No.

 Mark : She was 40% vision compromised, her right eye would have been gone.

No, it would have but there's a new chief candidate marching around today

and she's not losing an eye. Surgery is risky, the patient chose this one.

 Addison : The patient's baby was in distress. Go, stay with her.

 Mark : You're not her husband, this isn't your patient, stay out of it!

 Richard : screaming about a patient in the hallway? Are you out of your minds?

 Beckett : A week after Robyn took a plea deal, you made five deposits,

 Beckett : The moment you leave this office, I will be calling Internal Affairs.

A day after Robyn was arrested, I got a phone call from some woman.

She said she'd give me 50 Gs if I gave her all the evidence from the case.

 Castle : Now, Alexis, do a search for Chloe's golf course party at the country club.

 Eliza : But two weeks ago, he told me that everything was fine.

 Beckett : Have them run the tank, and the entries and exits as well.

 Eliza : He left right after lunch and he was gone the rest of the day.

 Castle : Was it normal for him to leave the shop in the middle of the day?

 Eliza : But he looked a little tired, like he hadn't been sleeping.

 Ryan : pull up to the shop around midnight and then heard the gate roll up.

 Sheldon : so it's only a matter of time before you're gone, too.

 Ross : She used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.

 Monica : Did you also have his album, "It's Not Easy Being Green"?

 Burke : The lab guys think it combined with the chemo chemicals,

Well, it's nice to see you finally taking an interest in my life.

 Foreman : I'm just saying if you spend all your off-work time and energy getting laid,

I did glance at her rÃ©sumÃ©. Middling grades, middling med school.

 Chase : That shows a lot more guts and determination than med school grades.

 Billy : And you didn't tell me about him because you didn't trust me?

 Margaret : It was the worst time in my life. I wanted to block it out.

 Cuddy : I'm sure I'm imagining this, although not as sure now that I know her name,

 Cuddy : but she seems a little... How do I say this? I don't know.

 Chandler : - So is she gonna take the test? - No, she doesn't have to.

Oh, God, what was it? The thing we hardly ever do, or the thing we never do?

 Casting Assistant : - I'm sorry, what's going on? - Dude, come on, French it up.

 Dr. Ellins : Well, considering he's already died three times in 48 hours,

 Alan : You know, I'm grateful. Especially for the new friend I made.

 Castle : Are you kidding? You and me, this is the start of a beautiful...

That was Vikram. The DEAjust arrested Horatio and a few members of the Triad.

 Beckett : And Vikram said that he's disappeared. He's gone off-grid.

 Castle : Too scared to face LokSat, too scared to work with us?

Hey, I haven't had my licence taken away 'cause I drive carefully?

the engine will explode, so you know, it's better if you're thrown from the car.

 Man : Alright, I gotta report you. What's your medallion number?

 Beckett : and went back to that apartment building where you found us.

 Rita : I'm impressed. Most people would have been dead within hours.

 Rita : is a very powerful and a very dirty analyst inside the CIA.

 Rita : They were partners. As you know, the Senator was working

 Rita : They were using the profits to fund Bracken's presidential campaign.

I mean, you must have wondered how they got away with it for so long.

 Rita : They were using CIA resources to import the drugs into the country.

 Rita : That's why they're so willing to kill, to protect their anonymity.

 IZZIE : Like I'm moving in slow motion and everything around me

l've never lived with a guy. l've never even celebrated an anniversary.

 Wilson : Two people are happy, and your natural impulse is to destroy it.

 Wilson : No, chirping birds flew out of her butt carrying a banner.

 Park : His heartbeat's doing well and his body temperature stabilized.

No time. Been in the OR all morning. I've got back to back surgeries so...

 ELLIS : I'm trying to save lives here. Do you understand? Do you?

 MEREDITH : Sometimes our blind spots keep our lives bright and shiny.

You won't wanna be friends with me because the intensity of my happiness

 MEREDITH : will make your teeth hurt. But that's OK because life is good.

 Marshall putting his burger in his plate : - This isn't it. - What?

 Ted : but is it at all possible this is the same burger you had eight years ago,

only it could never live up to your ridiculously high expectations?

 Leonard : In 25 to 30 minutes I'm gonna show you how much this means to me.

 Sheldon : And I certainly don't need someone telling on me to my mother.

 Mrs Cooper : Oh. Leonard, don't trouble yourself. He's stubborn.

 Mrs Cooper : ...but he has been difficult since he fell out of me at the Kmart.

 Howard : ...but I now see where Sheldon gets his smoldering good looks.

 Mrs Cooper : I hope that isn't one of the animals that you people think is magic.

 House : That, plus the two failing kidneys, points to autoimmune disease.

 House : Probably SLE or vasculitis. Treatment for both is prednisone.

 House : Take the prednisone. You'll get better. That will be your confirmation.

 Cate : If he has an episode after I've used up the prednisone, he'll die.

Right. Let's just tell her to head north until she runs into a hospital.

 Foreman : Autoimmune diseases are basically inflammation running wild.

 Foreman : Extreme cold has been used as treatment, like putting ice on a sprained ankle.

 Foreman : She starts to feel better outside, we know it's autoimmune.

 House : Especially that winter. It was 70 below, and I had dual kidney failure.

But I do know a way to take our minds off it for a while, if you're...

Don't take a nap on this stoop. You could wake up with your shoes gone.

You look strong. Why don't I take that, and you grab one of the boxes.

 Marshall : You're the one who's freaking out because you have one mediocre review

 Brown : Might it be that my client simply came across the victim

 Thirteen : The biopsy of your lung cyst showed smooth muscle cells.

 Thirteen : Little by little, the cysts replace healthy lung tissue until your lungs stop working.

 Castle : This is part of a money order made out to cash. That could be a pay-off.

 Castle : Well, all of this started when Montgomery and his cop buddies

 Castle : there's something in this file he does not want to get out.

 Beckett : If we figure out whose account that is, that should give us a name.

 Ryan : Do you remember when we were checking banking accounts for

 Beckett : Whoever owns that account is the person that killed my mom.

-l'm gonna take her to the apartment. -Okay. l'll be home right after work.

 Monica : They've elected me to talk to you about the baby talk.

Hey, listen, Joey. About Molly, l would really prefer if you didn't go after her.

 Foreman : we just need to figure out why this guy's body thinks his ear is on his back.

 House : you cut off communication with the pain centers in his spinal cord.

 House : So we just need to figure out where the message is actually coming from.

 House : Were you like this when you were working for your math degree?

 House : would you have been the kid sitting in the front row going,

 House : "Actually, you haven't proven the Pythagorean theorem."

 Arlene : So say you two got married, would you convert to Judaism?

 Chandler : There once was a man named Chandler whose wife made him die inside.

 Monica : The one about Jerry Lewis and the girl with the lazy eye.

- You practice losing the Grammys too? - No, at the Grammys, I always win.

 Mrs Wolowitz off : Is that my future daughter-in-law, the doctor?!

 House : No scrapes on your hands means you didn't try to break your fall,

Thirty-two-year-old man recently developed loud-noise-induced vertigo.

 George hands Addison a chart : - The labs for Bex Singleton. - Anything?

 George : Her hormone levels, estrogen, progesterone, are sky-high.

 Addison : Huh. You did a history, right? Any mention of birth control pills?

 George : - No. But her parents were right there. - Talk to her again.

 Addison : These days, Dr. O'Malley, it's not that unusual. Talk to the patient.

 George : Because I wanted to talk to you. Your lab... The work...

 Bex stops drawing & looks up scared : - If you tell my mom and dad... - No, I won't.

 George realization dawns : You... were trying to make your breasts grow?

 George : The pill wouldn't have any effect on your lymph nodes.

 Wilson : Maybe Adams was right. The illness is alcohol related.

 House : I hope that I'm right, but the aneurysm bursts without killing her.

 Taub : But you fake an interest in them because you need to, right?

 Wilson : I just haven't found a way to make them interesting yet.

 Wilson : It's all about common ground. You find one thing you both like or hate.

 Sheldon : ...because the buffet you're about to enjoy only serves humble pie...

 Sheldon : Leonard has some ridiculous notion that you're mad at me.

 Sheldon : Tell him you're not mad at me. Go ahead, set him straight.

 Sheldon : Very often, when women think they're angry, they're really just hungry.

 Sheldon : Now, does someone feel like checking her emotional math?

 Bernadette : Are you sure you guys don't want to come with us to Napa?

 Penny : No, I think we're just gonna have a quiet weekend at home.

 Penny : That would really piss me off if I didn't have a buzz going on.

 Sheldon : Howard, which pocket watch will you be wearing for dinner on the train?

 Sheldon : Well, then my apologies for bringing up this sore spot.

This is ridiculous! Go back to bed and stop poaching my patients!

 Cristina struggling to reach Kalpana's chart : Oh, God. You know, Izzie, if she's on OCPs, can we mark it down, OK?

 Bailey : But, despite his triathlons, his lungs still make me hesitant to cut.

 Bailey : - I'm not gonna lose him now. - You planning a laparotomy?

A little tension in the room back there. Thought you could use a break.

 Gabe : Yeah. He was an air force test pilot. Real Top Gun stuff.

 Chase : You definitely haven't had any sexual contact of any kind?

 Chase : First name and last name? We've got a Gabe upstairs who's very old, very sick.

 Chase : So, what about the rest of the stuff? Any playing outside your parents don't know about?

 Robin : Yeah, she has a pile of debt the size of mount... Rushmore.

 Joey : I thought I was getting better, so I stopped by this guitar store

 Rachel : -I think they're very nice. -I really like them a lot.

 Jiggy : My boyfriend lives in Chelsea. I was with him all night.

 Jiggy : No one is that good or that lucky, so yeah, I got pissed.

 Jiggy : He wanted me to case a brownstone on the Upper East Side.

 Esposito : that you were acting like the Wikipedia of B and E's?

 Beckett : There was a break-in at 39 East 70th Street earlier this week.

 Howard : What about that hookup at Comic-Con you told me about?

 Bernadette : There are a lot of girls out there who'll want to kiss you.

 Sheldon : To any rational person, that would mean room for nine cards.

 Sheldon : But they don't tell you, the removable ID takes up one slot.

 Leonard : ...the honorary Justice League of America membership card?

Leonard, may I present, live from New Delhi, Dr. and Mrs. V. M. Koothrappali?

 Monica : - Yes it is. You saw me wearing it. - And now you'll see me buying it.

...we would be truly honored if you would name the other boy baby.

Massapequa, it sounds magical. Is it steeped in Native American history?

-You want to hang back and take a cab? -Okay, otherwise I'm not going.

Thirty-five years. Impressive. Do you have any pearls of wisdom?

 House : You drove all the way over here to break in and call me an idiot?

 Thirteen : which won't actually do anything to help the patient

 Thirteen : except maybe give us enough time to come up with a guess

 Thirteen : And I broke in here because Cuddy and Wilson, both, separately, asked me to.

 Thirteen : and Cuddy and Wilson are right. You're just playing a game.

 House : It's an experimental drug that's supposed to re-grow muscle.

 House : They got four legs. Think how fast it should work on one.

 Howard : I know you're starving. The neighbors know you're starving.

 Howard : There's starving people in Africa who know you're starving!

 ADDISON : that causes her to not feel any pain when she's injured.

 BAILEY : We need to do some genetic testing before we can be sure,

 BAILEY : but let's assume she'll need to be monitored very closely from now on.

 BAILEY : I think it is. I know you've been put through the wringer already today,

I was making notes for the chief so he can re-assign my open cases.

 CRISTINA : - OK, that's like, what, a week? - It takes as long as it takes.

It's not going to take that long. You're already three weeks into PT already.

Come on. Recovery from brachial plexus surgery is measured in months.

 BURKE : Some don't recover sensation, they don't recover dexterity,

 Monica : I like to bring a pad with me when I answer the phone, okay?

We've all been there. You fight, you make up. That's how it works.

 Monica : No, he'll be fine. It's the other five I'm worried about.

- Don't you respect your body? - Don't you see what you're doing?

 Chandler : The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it.

 Kutner : You might want to get up and start heading for the exit signs.

 Oliver : I got an orbital fracture. It's just taking ages to heal.

 House : Orbital fracture means your face went into the windshield.

 House : I also wanted to see the ring of burns around your collarbone.

 House : you told the nurse about, that's shorthand for "give me the strong stuff,"

in your hand. No reason you shouldn't do that with one in your mouth.

 Penny : So you can, you know, be all snoodled up while you do your science stuff.

 Howard's Mother : How can it be that in the entire country of India...

 Wilson : You shouldn't be practicing. You care about him. Tell him...

 House : Don't give me the look. I told you I was hallucinating.

 House : Someone who's not actually here, beyond that seems irrelevant.

 House : And I don't actually think your piece is about anything.

 House : Maybe you even prayed for a different answer this time.

 House : What you just said implies that I stopped at some point.

 House : You have any idea how much extra work you've just given yourself?

 Wilson : never mind the fact that each scrip you write is a separate felony.

 House : You've chosen this moment to give me crap about my Vicodin use?

Put them on, have sex with some girl with her business pierced...

 Howard : ...take them off, and I can still be buried in a Jewish cemetery.

 Sheldon : You know, I've always wanted to go to a goth nightclub.

 Sheldon : None of you ever see my practical jokes coming, do you?

 Howard : Okay, how about you two? Look, I got some extra tat sleeves.

Ahh. Yes, she's pushy and, yes, he's whipped, but that's not the expression.

 Cacaw Te : Things got out of hand, but that's not why I'm here, is it?

 Beckett : Sending death threats through the U.S. Mail is a felony.

 Castle : or, as your ancestors like to call it, human sacrifice.

- I don't know what you're talking about. - Does this jog your memory?

 Cacaw Te : that the museum must return the artifacts that they stole from my people.

 Cacaw Te : There are seven million of us in Mexico and Central America,

 Cacaw Te : His remains, and all that was buried with him, belong to us.

 Cacaw Te : Because all who suffer from the mummy's curse are doomed to die.

about the injustice of the exhibit at 5 : 30. He didn't finish until after 8 : 00.

 Phoebe : I'm just so exhausted from dragging around this huge engagement ring.

 Ross : So did he get on one knee? Did he have a speech prepared?

 Phoebe : Well, it was really sweet, and, like, the most romantic thing ever.

 Joey : Here's to Phoebe, who's found the greatest guy in the world.

It's my little black book. It's got the numbers of all the guys I've dated.

 Howard : All right, if you're gonna calmly make excellent points,

 Bernadette : I don't want to go through this pregnancy listening

Sorry. Because I think this will make you a little more sophisticated.

The tumor didn't just walk itself into a bar and order up a double shot of ethanol.

 Chase : If you stop for a second, it's not all gonna fall apart.

The fact is, your Mom's gonna have an extra drink every now and then.

 Chase : There are some things you just can't fix. That's all I'm saying.

 Castle : You know what? I hope his alibi checks out. I hope he didn't do it.

 Castle : Personally, I would just write a happier ending for that family.

 Esposito : they captured Jared Swanstrom at a motel where he'd been hiding out.

 Esposito : Yeah, until you get to the part where the tipster never collects on the reward.

 Esposito : That's just it. The FBI never knew, because she didn't leave a name.

 Beckett : Do you think she would give up her friends to the cops?

 Esposito : Doesn't matter what I think. Only matters what Swanstrom thought.

 Beckett : NYPD. We'd like to ask you some questions about Cynthia Dern.

 Swanstrom : I'm not sure what I can tell you. I hadn't seen her in 20 years.

 House : Male, 34, just got out of the Marines after two years in Iraq.

 House : Because he has a rich uncle Cuddy's trying to avoid fellating,

 Foreman : especially in veterans who've never served in the Gulf War.

but it can't make you sick three months after you've gotten home.

 Chase : What, so thousands of soldiers are lying about their symptoms?

 Foreman : Doesn't mean it was caused by snorkeling. He's right.

 House : He's depressed and he's looking for a disability check,

 House : most likely because he's just realized that knowing how to barter for sex

 House : in six languages and open a beer bottle with your eye socket

 House : Do a full physical and recheck his blood for HIV, hep C,

 Alexis : And maybe it'd be good if we got a taste of that change now.

 Alexis : And I already got you your present and I wanna watch you open it.

 Castle : - I say we celebrate with ice cream. - We'd be fools not to.

 Alexis : Oh, and while we're eating, we can talk about colleges.

 Alexis : I picked up a couple brochures at the guidance office,

 Castle : Oxford? You know... You know that's in England, right?

 Sheldon : but the reporter said he's been following my work for a while,

 Sheldon : and the only reason they even mentioned it in the magazine

 House : We are looking for the simplest way to explain these symptoms.

 House : Organophosphate poisoning. Some international flights spray pesticides.

 Keo : Steak and sea bass in First Class. Fettuccine and seafood kebabs in Economy.

It's only found in certain kinds of tropical game fish such as...

I was doing great too. It's not easy for me to see you with Julie.

 Javier Epsposito : Vic's name is Jimmy Whelan. He's the owner of the shop.

 Javier Epsposito : and nothing in his bio that points to who did this.

We can rule out "dissatisfied customer." These things are insanely good.

 Beckett : Okay, Todd, why don't you just run us through what happened?

 Castle : Was there anyone in his life who didn't feel that way?

 Todd : That's when he sent me on my run. Like he wanted to get rid of me.

No. But whoever it was parked it around the corner as I was leaving.

 Howard : Too bad. You know the rules of Secret Agent Laser Obstacle Chess.

 Sheldon : Despite my deep love of chess, lasers and aerosol disinfectant...

..."Don't knock on my door before 11 : 00 or I punch you in the throat" rule.

 Beverley : She's a remarkable girl. The youngest appeals-court judge in New Jersey...

 Beverley : So how about you? Are you seeing anyone interesting?

 Sheldon : Shall we switch topics to Isaac Newton v. Gottfried Leibniz?

 Beverley : I will just pretend that Leonard's not withholding information.

 Beverley : Although, I will point out, Leonard, that I am a trained psychiatrist...

 Beverley : ...and you are exhibiting the same secretive behavioral tics...

 Beverley : So, Howard, have you and Rajesh finally summoned the courage...

 Beverley : ...to express your latent homosexual feelings towards one another?

 Dr. Nolan : You need something to keep you engaged, connected to other people.

 House : I don't think we can get any more connected without unzipping.

 Foreman : Your level isn't elevated enough to produce your symptoms.

 Vince : You can't know that until we de-elevate it and see if my pain improves.

 Foreman : I think you have CRPS. I want to try spinal stimulation.

 Vince : So, basically, you want to shove a needle in my spine based on a glorified hunch.

 Foreman : and procedures you want. Or you can stick around and be cured.

 Bernadette : Your voice, not unlike your mother's, travels through walls.

Couple of things, but most of them happened overseas. I'll tell you later.

I'm going to have sex with you right here right now on that washing machine.

 Cuddy : There's only been two reported cases ever in the United States.

 Chase : It could be scalded-skin syndrome, which would be a sign of V.R.S.A. Then these kids are dead.

 House : On the other hand, maybe antibiotics had nothing to do with it.

 House : Did you notice how low his B.P. was at the end, even with three pressors?

I don't want to miss any more baby stuff. Here's my pager number.

 Ryan : Sergei's in surgery right now. He is expected to make a full recovery.

 Esposito : in the building across the street from the Consulate.

 Esposito : Disabled, but we found a janitor's uniform and the sniper's weapon.

 Ryan : Which means IDing our shooter, who most likely killed Grigory

 Beckett : The Russians are claiming that we created a distraction

 Beckett : which allowed for the assassination attempt on their Consul General.

Hold up, you save the Consul's ass, and this is the thanks we get?

 Beckett : Plus, they're refusing any further cooperation with us

- Is this supposed to be an apology? - It didn't sound like one.

 Castle : No, it's just the way your brow furrows when you're thinking. It's cute.

 Castle : I mean, not if you're playing poker. Then it'd be deadly. But otherwise...

 Beckett : You don't care about the victims, so you aren't here for justice.

 Beckett : so you aren't here 'cause you're outraged. So what is it, Rick?

 Castle : always a chain of events that makes everything make sense.

 Castle : Take you, for example. Under normal circumstances, you should not be here.

 Castle : Most smart, good-looking women become lawyers, not cops.

 Beckett : I don't know, Rick. You're the novelist. You tell me.

Well, you're not bridge-and-tunnel. No trace of the boroughs when you talk.

 Castle : You went to college, probably a pretty good one. You had options.

 Castle : more socially acceptable options. And you still chose this.

You're the sister. I just slapped my future sister-in-law's ass.

I'm sweating. Now I'm saying look at me, I'm even sweatier. I should go.

 Phoebe : -Why are you looking at me like that? -Sweat's burning my eyes.

 Woman : And he carried you six miles to safety on his broken leg?

 Addison upset : - It's not my fault he showed up, Derek. - I know.

 Mark in a quiet voice : I'm going to the bar across the street.

 Sheldon : Ever wonder how humans would be different if they evolved...

 Sheldon : Oh, I would assume we'd enjoy insects or smaller lizards.

 Sheldon : We could also pull each other's tails off and grill them. They'll just grow back.

 Sheldon : I know he wouldn't care for an outburst of human emotion...

 Chase : - High insulin levels in his blood. - They'd have to be very high.

 House : See how smart she looks? 'Cause she asked the question.

And it's not a tumor because the CT and the MRI were both negative.

 Cameron : Why do you do this? Why do you ignore what I say like I'm not even...

 Chase : An abnormal growth of the insulin-secreting cells in his pancreas?

 Cameron : Just start hacking away at his pancreas until he gets better?

 House : How do you prove something exists when you can't see it?

 Foreman : - We know because the leaves move. - Look for effects.

 Foreman : - We can't avoid her forever. - Eventually she'll die.

 House : Easily removed surgically. We're gonna poke it with a stick.

 Sheldon : Maybe that's how many seconds of thought they put into naming it.

 Sheldon : I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.

 Sheldon : Okay, now, the PS4 is more angular and sleek-looking.

 Sheldon : And furthermore, the Xbox One now comes with a Kinect included.

 Sheldon : You're going to be monitoring the telescope for 12 hours,

 Sheldon : your difficulty in parsing American comic book idioms

 Howard : and when you pick a Chance card, you might die of dysentery.

 Stuart : Yeah, turns out half a dozen menorahs really sets a mood.

 Bailey : - O'Malley should be back from vacation. - No, no, the patients.

 Izzie : The underserved, uninsured we're supposed to be helping?

 Bailey : The underserved, uninsured will come. You'll see, just watch the door.

 Bailey : - They will come. - I can't wait for the first patients.

 Mark : Dr. Bailey. Congratulations on the opening of the clinic.

 Richard : - Is Stevens all right? - She's watching the door, sir.

 House : that your little brother and sister will get to cry over another coffin.

 Bob Linden : In the book, I take a bold new look at the linear aggregation of markets.

 Bob : I don't read popular fiction. I find most of it crass and tawdry.

 Castle : I think of my writing as character studies in human behavior,

 Castle : For instance, what would make an ordinary person like yourself

 Beckett : Well, that might explain the test results that Lanie just sent over.

 Castle : Maybe it was the real spy! The white room, the questions.

 Castle : That's why Stryker thought she was abducted by aliens.

 Monica : These aren't mine. Maybe Monica used to use them with...

 Chandler : Well, if they're not Monica's and they're not yours, then whose are they?

 Rachel : I think you're forgetting the kinkiest former resident of that room.

 Phoebe : These are not mine. Look how flimsy they are. Come on.

 Chandler : You don't really handcuff guys to water pipes do you?

 Beckett : I don't know. You know, he fell off the grid after he left Florida.

 Castle : Speaking of which, he's in Florida. He's off the grid.

I don't have all of the answers, Castle. Not right now, at least.

 Castle : I agree with you. I just don't think he's working alone.

 Castle : Is he? And what if we find Carl Matthews' name in his case files?

 Beckett : Jerry Tyson fell off that bridge. It was a 100-foot drop into the water.

 Beckett : There's not a shred of evidence that Tyson is alive, let alone involved in this.

 Castle : Tyson doesn't leave evidence, not unless he wants us to find it.

 Castle : No evidence plus meticulous planning, that's vintage 3XK.

 Castle : Using a killer to act on his behalf. Beckett, how can you not see it?

 Beckett : Don't chase ghosts, Castle, okay? It's not worth it, trust me.

 Esposito : Yep, and the contestant applications had to include a photo.

 Ryan : Well, check out the sketch that our monk gave us of the guy

 Ryan : Well, his name and address are bogus. Everything on the application is.

And he had to be the guy who killed her. He was at the monastery.

 Beckett : Well, his name might be fake, but his money is real. And there you go.

 Beckett : He paid with a check. If we can trace that payment...

 Beckett : All right, see where Games Ultra keeps their accounts,

 Beckett : and hit that bank first thing in the morning. I want this guy found.

Well, you might wanna pay attention to the real world for a moment.

 Martha : Alexis is furious with you over your behavior at dinner the other night,

 Martha : You insulted her apartment, you made fun of her boyfriend's career.

 Martha : Yes. And it is important to him, as Alexis is important to him.

 Castle : I just don't even understand. Why is she even with him?

 Martha : Now, will she want it next week or next month, who knows?

 Martha : then you are going to have to change your point of view.

 Janice : I can drink a cup of water without spilling it all over myself.

 Thirteen : I didn't even know our appointments were back-to-back again.

 Kutner : If the increased strain makes your arm hurt more, you have a muscle abnormality.

 Lynne : If you're right about this McArdle's disease, can you take away the pain?

With gene replacement therapy, with lifestyle changes, we can reduce it.

 Lynne : How long does he have to... Maybe you and Zach should eat something.

 Jeff : Please, get out of here. These tests are all I can handle.

 Jeff : Oh, God! Pain jumped to my leg. This never happened before.

 Foreman : - Please tell me you took him to the cleaners. - Same lousy salary.

 Chase : - Then why'd you do it? - Because this is the happiest place on Earth.

Twenty-one-year-old male... Comes in with grinding of the teeth.

 Wilson : And House gives him a stroke. Totally blew out his pupil.

 Foreman : - You scared a guy into stroking out? - Does that surprise anyone here?

 House : but since he's not dead or in a coma, I'm going with stroke to the optic nerve.

 Foreman : Means there's been some damage, hopefully not permanent.

And? - And that's it. There's nothing there to tell us what the underlying cause is.

Gotta do an M.R.I. - You're looking at the wrong part of the scan.

 Foreman : I'm looking at the brain. What else is there? - The jaw.

 House : Metal plate. He's had major reconstruction, and there's no way we're removing it,

 House : E.M.G. for peripheral neuropathy, tox screen to eliminate drugs,

 House : Dr. Cameron, I'd appreciate you keeping the terms of your new contract to yourself.

 Wilson : Mis-time your dose, you die, couple of drinks, you die,

 Wilson : If you're looking for something to help with your pain.

 Alexis : She's been on the JV for two years and she wants me to try out for the squad.

 Alexis : Me either. But I watched Ashley practice and it looks like fun.

 Alexis : I figure I'm a natural because I root for you all the time.

 Martha : Well, no, because you knocked out two teeth in the first practice.

 Castle : who just last week told me not to reserve a seat on the space shuttle.

 House in A Patient Tone : To do my job. To save the patient's life.

 House in A Patient Tone : I wouldn't lie to you about something personal.

 House still Very Gently : Well, maybe you should practice, 'cause it comes in handy.

 Cuddy still Pissed, Opening Her File Again : I think you should go.

 Bernadette : I thought everybody liked me, but I'm just a monster.

 Dan : But a cute one, like that, uh, eyeball guy in Monsters, Inc.

 Adams : CT confirms no skull fracture. And looking at her confirms she's not 18.

 Taub : Whatever age, living on the street makes her vulnerable to malnutrition,

No sign of malnutrition, lox screen's clear, STD panel was negative

 Foreman : She's a pharmaceutical rep, and this is a working breakfast.

 House : In a restaurant that's nowhere near your home or the hospital'?

 Chase : Squamous cell middle ear tumor could've caused the ear bleed,

Can you stop throwing the ball for one minute and help me find it?

 Colonel Williams : Behind every great invention is an MIT mind.

 Colonel Williams : and we're interested in funding your research.

 Howard : we're a little concerned about this being used in weapons.

 Colonel Williams : What we use it for is none of your business.

 House : Airborne transmission means it's an equal opportunity killer.

 Chase : The disease doesn't have to be racist, it could be classist.

 Chase : Vitamin D deficiency from lack of sunlight weakens the immune system,

 Chase : makes the slaves more vulnerable to malaria or dengue fever...

 Masters : That's what they called cervical TB lymphadenitis in the 1700s.

 House : Scrofulicious. That's what they called annoying in the 1700s.

 Foreman : TB might fit, but it's too slow-moving to kill her anytime soon.

 Foreman he Smirks A Little : Are you so afraid of this new girl,

 Foreman he Smirks A Little : we have to take elaborate measures

 Foreman he Smirks A Little : every time you want to skirt around ethical boundaries?

 Foreman he Smirks A Little : Elaborate measures? We took a walk.

Mini-bar's re-stocked. I say we grab some pretzels for the road...

 Wilson : it's not enough to tell yourself you did nothing wrong.

 Wilson : If not God or society, a friend, otherwise you go crazy.

 House : so you wouldn't confess to murder. Let's get out of here.

 Sheldon : ...by abandoning human interaction and allowing yourseIf...

 Sheldon : You're afraid the world isn't ready for your taboo love.

 Ryan : We don't know, but we did find something else in the school library.

Inside of a hollowed-out book with your daughter's fingerprints all over it.

 Beckett : If they have something to do with his daughter's death,

 Esposito : We're not going to know until we know where they came from.

 Castle : And what does it have to do with Jordan's telekinesis?

No. They don't want you to put your hands in the pockets until you are out of the store.

 Benjamin : - Do you remember the night? - Oh, my God. I completely forgot.

 Charlie : Oh, my God, I can't believe they let us back in this place.

 Charlie : Ross, why don't you tell Benji about your proposaI while I go to the ladies' room.

There are still severaI areas that haven't been fully excavated.

Well, yes and no. Yes, I did say it. And no, I didn't not say it.

 Beckett : You don't know that. And I probably won't even get the job.

That's not the point. The point is, you knew what this could mean,

 Tory : she started with the basics, emails, calendars, payroll.

 Ryan : Erika became very focused on the firm's accounting department.

 Ryan : It appears that she was looking into lan Blaylock's billable hours records.

 House : Wrong coat. The cape's in the closet. I had it cleaned.

 Foreman : The night she came in, she was at a rave at 1408 Sloan Street.

 Cuddy : Pick up the phone, dial 911, and a cop on the other end does what cops do...

 Cuddy : I assume the rest of you have doctor things to do. I know you do.

 Student 2 : - Cacchi-Ricci Disease. - Do you even know what that is?

 House : Or are you just guessing everything that starts with "C"?

 Student 2 : The kidney problems could result in weight loss. Cacchi. C-A-C...

 House : Hi, Jodi. I'm Dr. House. What brings you to the hospital?

 Jodi : I was riding the Ferris wheel, and this huge seagull flew right at me.

Ofcourse you are. You have no idea what happened. You have no memory.

 House : Her brain is damaged by excessive drinking or insufficient diet, pretty obviously the latter.

 Alexis : I was just asking Dad how come we never had a nanny when I was little.

 Castle : I spared her any stories of my own personal experience.

 Alexis : - What were they called? - Oh, I don't know. Um, alcoholics?

 Castle : like they were supposed to, instead watched daytime television.

 Castle : Well, that's just something we'll have to take your word for, isn't it?

Which means I am one-quarter responsible for your success as well.

 Bernadette : then kick him to the curb with a smile on his face

Slug is from a.380, but there were no ballistic hits in the system.

 Lanie : Oh, and when CSU processed the tarp and the clothes, they also found these.

 Lanie : But the lab is still running tests. I'll keep you posted.

If Tyrese is so big time, why is the entrance to his studio in an alley?

 Esposito : - Yo. Did you just do the hair thing? - What hair thing?

 Esposito : Every time you're about to meet a celebrity or a pretty girl,

 Esposito : Whose fan base consists of 12-year-old girls and you.

 Josie Lang : Hey, Ty, you want me to take that from the second bar?

 Tyrese : Sorry. This is such a crazy thing. I can't believe she's dead.

 Tyrese : I was there with Josie 'cause we been working on her album

 Tyrese : If there's one thing I'm good at, it's spotting talent.

 Tyrese : were better than most of the guys dropping albums today.

 Sheldon : Until you either do not go or go to wil Wheaton's party...

 Sheldon : I'm characterizing this phenomenon as SchrÃ¶dinger's friendship.

 Penny : ...and we did not need to open it to know there was all kinds of dead cat in there.

 Abby : Well, you slept with me and then you never called me again.

But you did leave. And l'm with Mike and l really care about him.

 Amber Volakis : So, you're not gonna tell me who sells you drugs?

 Howard : What could you possibly have that I would be jealous of?

 Raj : It's not what I have, it's how many people I'm having it with.

 Penny : Come on, Sheldon, we'll watch Game of Thrones over here.

 Penny : Leonard's being a jerk, so we're gonna watch over here,

The paint only works on the cancer cells, makes them easier to spot.

 Foreman : and you want to do it to a guy whose problem is clotting?

 House : the only chance he's got is finding and removing those cancer cells now.

 Thirteen : His brain MRI showed narrowing in the blood vessels leading up from the neck.

A clot in his brain could kill one of them without affecting the other.

 Chase : Okay. You can stay in the condo. I'll find some other...

 Rachel : Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around...

Ever since l had that dream about him, l can't get it out of my head.

 Monica : Who do you know that are friends that just fool around?

All right. You're right. l won't do anything with Joey. l just thought it--

Okay, so that's two cups of tarragon, one pound of baking soda and a red onion?

If it's the O.T.D... - If it's the O.T.D.? What if House is wrong, huh?

He makes these assumptions about people, talks you into things... - Mr. Arnello...

 Jessica Ashley : No, I try to save that for real awards. Now if you'll excuse me?

 Monica : - Do you ever get scared at all? - Kind of. They're really big.

Doesn't it freak you out that you'll never be with anybody new again?

 Sheldon : If you like, starting tomorrow I'll add a guest napkin...

 Sheldon : ...but I'm afraid there's nothing I can do for you today.

"Penny, you have any friends you'd like to never hear from again?"

Come on. I'm smart, I have a good job. And I have only 3 percent body fat.

 Penny : and a situation, and you just jump in when you feel it.

 Monica : When I was younger, all I wanted was to play with this dollhouse.

 Chandler : My grandmother used to say that exact same thing to me.

She told Monica she could play with the dollhouse if she lost 20 pounds.

 Joey : You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you?

 Laura : I'm sorry that you had to see that. I'm so embarrassed.

 Castle : you don't even realize that you're the one trapped inside.

 Ryan : Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

 Castle : It's true, you know. I have the novelty mug to prove it.

 Alexis : For not pushing when you knew I was working something out.

 Alexis : My school is starting a foreign exchange program to France.

 Alexis : No, the program lasts three weeks and so I'd miss your birthday.

 Alexis : And I knew that Beckett had spent a semester abroad in college

 Alexis : and I wanted to ask her if the experience was worth it.

 Alexis : She said that I'd be going off to college in a couple years

 Ryan : The reality of it is, is that Castle is friends with famous people,

 Esposito : Come on, man. You really think Castle wants one of those guys

 Ryan : Castle has spent practically every day in the precinct for the past few years.

 Esposito : Why wouldn't he pick me to be his best man, is what you mean.

 Ryan : Javi, I'm the obvious choice. If you can't see it, I can't explain it to you.

 Ryan : Was he staying with you, Holly? Is this a key to your apartment?

 Holly : and he asked if he could have a small box shipped here.

 Esposito : Well, if it was small, why didn't he just take it with him on the plane?

 Phoebe : She feels terrible. She really wants to make up. You've gotta find her.

Did she sound blond? Did she have an accent? I gotta make a call.

 Joey : Why would you scare me like that? What the hell's going on?

Who is this guy? Because I will track him down and kick his ass!

 Penny at Howard's workshop, reading text : The boys had to drive all the way to San Bernardino

 Penny at Howard's workshop, reading text : for the solder and got a flat.

 Dunn : I've got a better idea, Nikki. Why don't you put your gun down,

 Dunn : or I'll detonate the 19 pounds of cyclonite that I have in the building

 Dunn : across the street, turning Agent Avery and his entry team into mist.

 Beckett : Why would they be in there, if I knew that you were in here?

I like him because he's handsome and he's nice and smart and handsome.

 Ted : Who it is, why don't you just start by checking your list?

 Barney : All of them, but only about half buy a copy on the way out.

 Sheldon : I sense that you're trying to slow-walk me to an epiphany.

 DENNY : I know we've had our differences and I'm sorry we've been out of touch.

 CALLIE : Mostly things that involve the words "dirty" and "bad. "

 CALLIE : Only if you have it delivered to my hotel room because I'm off to bed.

I thought the computer said that it was docked during the murder.

 Jansen : Under human control, there's too high a margin for error,

 Jansen : so we designed it to interface solely with the computer.

 Jansen : Our astronauts describe the sort of task they want carried out

 Chase : Points us back to environmental, tied to wherever he went.

 House : his symptoms suggest it's moved to his brain, which means...

 Cameron : I managed to make it to 17 without a criminal record.

 Foreman : Well, you obviously didn't grow up in my neighborhood.

 Cameron : That's right. You stole a loaf of bread to feed your starving family. Right?

 Foreman : Am I supposed to respect their food more than I respect their DVD players?

 Foreman : and, more significantly, living like a monk, never getting less than a 4.0 G.P.A.,

 Foreman : you don't think it's kind of disgusting I get one of the top jobs in the country because I'm a delinquent?

 Cameron : So you went to a better school than I did. You got better grades than I did.

 Foreman : Dr. Wilson convinced you to treat this patient under false pretenses.

We have this paperwork that needs to be filed by the end of the year.

-l can't wait to go back to work. -l can't get enough dinosaurs.

 Addison she holds up her wedding ring on her hand : - See the ring? - Don't go to the ring.

Or in couple's therapy, where we argue about whether we should be in therapy.

 Addison : It is! Medicine aside, our friends are going through hell in there,

 Addison : and we can't even act like we like each other long enough to help them.

 Jed to Meredith : - Otters mate for life, you know. - Excuse me?

OK, I got it. Hold still, it's going to take a second for the tube to fill.

Maybe he's in shock. I don't know. I mean, he survived. That's huge.

Oh, yeah. My ex-boyfriend moved his wife to Seattle. Reason? To torture me.

 Cristina : - Can I sign out to you early? - You don't want in on Stu's surgery?

 Cristina : I've already spent an hour picking bird parts out of the guy. I'm over it.

 Sheldon : Leonard doesn't have time to chat. He has to get the mail.

 Leonard : Check it out. Jim Lee drew this of me two years ago at Comic-Con.

 Castle : Now, this guy was invaluable for the really hard-core secret agent stuff.

 Castle : I've interviewed serial killers, hit men. Agent Gray...

 Castle : He once killed a North Korean agent with a melon baller.

 Agent Gray : And that information was supposed to remain private.

 Beckett : Agent Gray. Not quite what I pictured based on Castle's description.

 Castle : between Nikki Heat and the roguishly handsome reporter who's helping her.

 Beckett : Look, can you just tell us that Fletcher wasn't a spook

 Beckett : Get us some drinks and keep your eyes peeled for Oz, okay?

 Castle : That doesn't mean the killer was gone. He could have just been hiding.

 Castle : What if Liam drove up just as the swap was taking place?

 Beckett : Then the question is, how do we identify this mystery man?

 Beckett : Well, that's a great idea, Castle, but you literallyjust broke "The Nose."

 Beckett : Which means Liam must have driven in from over there.

 Castle : So the killer must have headed away from here to avoid being spotted.

 Beckett : Sounds like an air conditioning unit on its last legs.

 House : I don't care if you're sleeping with him or not, but you're not, so...

 Stacy : You know when I have sex? You can smell that on me, too?

 Stacy : The only people who know about what's going on with me and Mark,

 Stacy : unless there's a reason to be certain. One other person knew.

 Stacy : I told you I was seeing Dr Harper, you can easily get into her office.

 Stacy : The dishes, the concern, the acting like a human being.

 Maurice : He's a frequent guest at our city's five-star hotels.

 Maurice : Which, according to a poolside waiter, he's doing as we speak.

 Castle : Maurice, thank you very much. You never fail to amaze.

 Beckett : he's probably trying to find a buyer for those bullets.

 Beckett : If I can put him with those bullets, I can prove he killed Royce.

 Foreman : We've been running titers for everything we can think of. They're all negative.

 Cuddy : Mr. and Mrs. Lambert's appointment was over an hour ago.

 House : Sorry, I was sick. And my team needed an emergency consult.

 House : You haven't had an outbreak yet. Don't worry, you will.

 House : You don't need to have an outbreak to spread the virus.

And maybe I'd get more if you weren't getting it somewhere else.

 Foreman : The bloody eye was from an enlarged lymph node blocking the retinal vein.

 House : I feel like I've been inadvertently undermining your authority.

 Chase : I'm thinking the X-rays indicate a lack of hilar adenopathy,

 Foreman : The fever could be misleading us into thinking infection.

 Laura : That's Castle. He's a writer and he consults with the 12th.

 Castle : You can smell it. Formaldehyde with a soupcon of decay.

 Castle : I'd say our victim dug the bodies up and then cut their heads off.

 Slaughter : I already got unis checking out the local cemeteries.

 Castle : And like Laura said, I work out of the one-two with Detective Beckett.

 Slaughter : I need a writer hanging around like I need a case of the crabs.

 Slaughter : Look, I work alone. Nothing you say is gonna change that.

 Beckett : that their cases are just as cold now as when they first came to her.

The driver says he took Vivien to a residence at 112th and Riverside.

 Ryan : Doorman says he remembers Vivien going up to apartment 2C.

 Beckett : that I believe all this stuff about fates and psychics and Santa Claus?

 Castle : if you don't believe in even the possibility of magic,

 Beckett : Toni? I'm Detective Kate Beckett and this is Richard Castle.

 Toni : When I saw the paper yesterday, I nearly puked up my oatmeal.

 Toni : Look, this is all very personal and private and it involves my sex life.

 Cameron : Musical automatism, she could be having a partial seizure right now.

 Cameron : Yelling at her is not gonna be an effective treatment.

 Kutner : Right, a rare neurological disorder is far more likely than a cry for attention.

 Kutner : I mean, nothing about this woman screams "look at me."

 Emmy : Ultimate irony. I killed myself trying to make myself healthy.

 Kutner : Could be an aneurysm, we've got to control her blood pressure,

 Deran : I don't know anything about this. Maybe she had a bloody nose?

I'm guessing you're not paying as much attention as you should be.

 Deran : she still can't talk and you're gonna waste your time with this?

Either you consent and we waste a few hours doing the exam, or you refuse

 Foreman : and I call Social Services and they waste three days doing an investigation

 Cameron : Before you came here, did anyone hurt you? Make you bleed?

 Chandler : We just think that maybe she's being a little unreasonable.

 Ross : How about we have this conversation when one of you marries?

 Ross : Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky...

 Cameron : Slit lamp revealed the eye's anterior chamber is swollen.

 Cameron : Uveitis. Means it's not a post-op effect and it's not neurological.

 Foreman : One and a half. We've eliminated two more conditions.

 Foreman : Vision issues plus screwy heart equals some type of autoimmune.

 Foreman : Lupus and Kawasaki's are the most common in a six-year-old.

 Bernadette : In the time you've been sitting here playing video games,

 Bernadette : Yes or no, do you have clothes in my laundry right now?

 Sheldon : As I was saying, I'm done with work and Leonard's not.

 Sheldon : Maybe your friend Gunderson needs to head over to IKEA

 Amy : You embarrassed me in front of my colleagues on my first day here.

Why would I? A woman named Hildy called and said we were getting married.

 Chandler : So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you...

Phoebe and Rachel, Hildy, and some band called the Starlight Magic Seven...

Yes. If it really doesn't mean anything, because you know I'm not ready.

 Minister : As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health...

 Minister : ...and it gives me great pleasure to declare them husband and wife.

 Alexis : Because right now I wish I could disappear from my life, too.

 Castle : It took me less time to write the last Derrick Storm novel.

And although both are works of fiction, at least that one was believable.

 Beckett : Well, we got a description of the motorcycle that left the crime scene.

 Beckett : And Tech's trying to get a plate off of traffic cam footage, but so far no luck.

 Esposito : with gold wheels and a flame decal for one Josh Greenberg.

 Ryan : We already sent a car over to his place. He's not there.

 Esposito : Mandy might be able to help out. She probably knows his hangouts.

 Bailey : Must be nice to know she has parents like this. Who fight for her.

Think about what she wants. Try to make her happy, like you would've.

We left it up to Hannah and, uh, she's just not ready. I'm sorry.

 Dustin : - When she's feeling better. - No, of course. I understand.

 Rachel : Chris, I love you, but I swear, if you start talking to me

 Rachel : like I'm on the witness stand again, I'm gonna break your neck.

 Cameron : You think you're making a rational choice. You think the worst is over,

 Cameron : and then six months later, you look back and you realize

 Wilson : I was just in the lounge, I kept staring at Amber's locker.

 Cameron : But don't think it's the right choice, because there isn't one.

The only way to treat amyloidosis is to treat whatever's causing it.

 Thirteen : It's not as if a lot of things cause amyloid, rheumatoid arthritis.

 Ted from 2030 : Your uncle marshall and I were really into college basketball.

 Damian Westlake : Any tools in the house belong to the workmen.

 Damian Westlake : I overheard Vicky on the phone with someone last Friday evening.

 Damian Westlake : She told him he was fired and he shouldn't come back.

 Damian Westlake : Talk to Amber Patinelli. Amber works for Vicky.

 Damian Westlake : I really need to call Vicky's ex-husband, Simon, and her kids.

 Damian Westlake : and I don't want them to hear about it on television.

 Castle : Hey! Why are you mad at me? I'm just looking out for my friend.

 Beckett : You challenged my authority in front of a suspect, Castle.

 Beckett : Right now everyone is, you know that. That's how I do my job.

 Beckett : I will not have you get in the way of an investigation.

 Ryan : So I talked with Damian Westlake's friend, Charles Utley.

 Ryan : He said Damian was distraught when he found his wife's body.

 Ryan : But he also says that during their normally friendly game,

 Sheldon : If my superpower were arrogance, my name would be Dr. Arroganto.

 Howard laughs : I love watching Raj and Sheldon try to work together.

 Emily : Oh, thanks, it's Sally from Nightmare before Christmas.

 Marshall : That means we're in the final hour of the countdown.

 Marshall : Maybe it's because future me slaps future you so hard,

You alienate people. - I've been alienating people since I was three.

Well, ofcourse I have. I've... I've gotten older, my hair's got thinner.

 House : Sometimes I'm bored. Sometimes I'm lonely. Sometimes I wonder what it all means.

 Wilson : You've changed. You're miserable, and you're afraid to face yourself.

 Wilson : Nothing's the pills? They haven't done a thing to you?

 Leonard : In sunglasses and a hat after I parked two blocks away.

 Penny : Hey, when you got back to this store, I want to go with you.

 Leonard : Okay, but it's a drive-- the one I went to is in San Diego.

 Bernadette : But you got a lot of receipts for the Lego store in here.

You lied. You said you told me about all the girls you've been with...

 Bernadette : ...but you never mentioned your cousin, the prostitute or Raj.

Anything under 10 miles an hour and I can combat-roll into the street.

 Howard : Shame on you, Raj. That is not how we treat women in this country.

 Frankie : But I do know them. They read my blog, I comment on theirs.

 Frankie : How much did you tell her about what you were thinking?

 Frankie : Or did you just end up talking about where you were going to dinner

 Frankie : it's easier to open up to people who aren't looking at you.

 Frankie : I'm actually not comfortable on my back. Can't we do it this way?

 Chase : I was doing a sialogram on her, and she didn't want to lie on her back.

 Chase : That's a complaint you hear from people with heart valve issues.

 Chase : causing her clotting problems, causing her kidneys to fail.

 Taub : You based all that on the fact that she didn't want to lie down?

 Chase : That, and the cardiac echo I performed after she didn't want to lie down.

 Marshall : I put in training for the marathon was a total waste.

 Beckett : Was Bailey with any of those women between 4 : 00 and 6 : 00 yesterday?

 Esposito : But they all deny knowing that he was even in the city.

 Esposito : A month ago, he told every one of them he was going to Europe for six weeks.

 Esposito : He never went. And as far as I can tell from his credit card use,

 Beckett : I mean, was that just a cowardly way of breaking up with them?

 Esposito : I called the personnel department at Global 12 Consolidated,

and they said that he's been on leave of absence for the last month.

 Ryan : Doorman at Bailey's building said that for the past month,

 Ryan : Yeah, he wasn't there at all yesterday, so that's not where he was poisoned.

 Castle : He did not buy this on some street corner. This is government grade.

 Ross : Come on. It's only three blocks. It's not very heavy. Try it.

- Because items may shift during... - Oh, you're not good at this.

- Do you have to go home tonight? - No, I think I could come over.

 Phoebe : - You have a date? With who? - Oh, it's my girlfriend.

 Mike : Well, when you and I broke up, I started seeing someone.

This is none of my business, but how long are you gonna keep seeing her?

 Mike : I'll tell her that it's over tonight at dinner. I promise.

When you get home, maybe there'll be a special delivery package waiting for you.

 Izzie : I am breaking up with you because on your very best day...

 Burke : Whatever's going on with you, I don't need it in my OR.

 Alex : - Fine. I'll watch from the gallery. - No, no, you won't.

 Burke : You will take your energy as far away from my OR as you can get.

 Chandler : Guys are throwing themselves at me and giving me stuff.

One guy, Patrick, you'll like him. He's nice, funny and a swimmer.

 Castle : I watched you die in that ambulance. Did you know that?

 Beckett : into everything that I was just trying to get some space from.

 Beckett : After my mother was killed something inside me changed.

 Beckett : I don't know, I guess I just didn't wanna hurt like that again.

 Ted's mother : Your father's kind of a head-in-the-clouds romantic,

 Ted's mother : I didn't even want to go out with him in the beginning,

 Ted's mother : But he spent months badgering me until I finally gave in.

 Ted's father : Well, when you don't connect on that many fundamental levels,

 Chase : Checked the anesthesia sheet, pressure was fine throughout.

 Taub : Trousseau's syndrome could send clots, cause the ischemic foot,

 House : Chemo's not killing anything, it's just hiding the real problem.

 Captain Gates : Withholding evidence, lying to a superior officer?

 Captain Gates : What you did dishonors this city and dishonors the badge.

 Captain Gates : I'm putting you both on administrative leave, effective immediately.

 House : He was a fraud. She couldn't have gone with Keyser Soze?

 House : I stopped at the rental store to get those pornos back.

 House : I told the guy at the counter I was so grateful that you'd returned them,

 House : Decent of you to pay for it, not let them put it on my bill.

 House : but rather than listen to your lies, I thought it'd be more fun

 Howard : It took him two years to put together that Lego Death Star. I'm not worried.

 Raj : Forty-three is the number of calories in half a cup of fat-free yogurt.

 Raj : I'm sorry, we can't all eat whatever we want and still stay thin.

 Sheldon : Being celebrated for something you wish you never did.

Okay, let's try it one syllable at a time. Okay, so repeat after me.

 Ross : ...but all I found in your dad's fridge was bacon and heavy cream.

 Rachel : - Did you call your parents? - Oh, yeah. Emma's doing great.

 Robin : So if lily hadn't dragged me down to the wedding dress store,

 Masters : Someone that you'd like to be here with you, maybe a wife or girlfriend?

 Masters : It's nice to have somebody nearby you can talk to who cares.

 Castle : So, grief-stricken, our killer blames Michelle and Sandra

 Castle : for the loss of his best friend, and decides to get revenge.

 Beckett : - It seems a little absurd. - You must be a cat lover.

 Shaw : Detective, he's looking for a reason to kill. This is it.

 Esposito : What about our first vic? How does Peterman fit into all this?

 Castle : Maybe our murderer wanted to file a wrongful doggie-death suit.

 Avery : he had a meeting with a Ben Conrad over a lawsuit about a dead dog.

 Castle : - That's the last piece of our puzzle. - What do you have on Conrad?

 Shaw : Mommy's gotta go arrest somebody, okay? I'll be home for dinner.

 Castle : - You can't let her do this to us. - No, Agent Shaw's right.

 Chloe : so we'd take the train home together. I live with a roommate,

 Beckett : after I know more about them. That way they're tied to more specific answers.

 Mr Petersen : No, yeah, I'm in the space right now, but like I told you guys,

 Adams : I just believe people are capable of more than you do, apparently.

 Chase : It was ugly and painful, and she went with me hating her.

 Chase : any accidental movement could crash him back into V-fib.

 Castle : he's come here, without fail, every Tuesday at 6 : 00 p.m.

 Howard : ...wearing the birthday king crown, playing laser tag with all my friends.

When I was little, I'd think my parents would change their mind and surprise me.

 Leonard : This one birthday, I came home from my cello lesson...

 Leonard : ...and I could smell German chocolate cake, which is my favorite.

 Leonard : I got to see all my cousins, and there was cake, so...

Too old? That's okay, 'cause my friend Sloan thinks you're real choice.

 Castle : Oh! I'm sure she'll be fine with it. Maybe even a little flattered.

 Beckett : - Just looking for a place to go. - What? Like on a date?

 Nick : You were saying something about how I should, like, swab or...

 Beckett : - You and he were friends. - We had adjoining cubicles.

 Max Haverstock : Yeah. Fifteen years we worked there together, you know.

 Max Haverstock : You know what it's worth? A kick in the teeth!

 Beckett : - Did you ever call and tell John that? - Yeah, all the time.

 Max Haverstock : Yeah, I told him we didn't deserve to be treated like that.

 Max Haverstock : But I promised him one day the worm would turn,

 Max Haverstock : He didn't fire me. We were let go together on D-Day.

 Max Haverstock : I guess he doesn't have to look for one anymore.

 Esposito : John Allen was laid off eight months ago when the AIG crisis hit.

 Ryan : No record of a John Allen coming back from any flight in the Tri-State area.

 Gabe : I wouldn't get to see him even if we got in the car right now

 Penny : We gambled, we went to one of those cheesy wedding chapels,

There will be strippers. He didn't say anything about no strippers.

 Rachel : My God, we are throwing the most depressing baby shower!

 Foreman : You'll get lots of tearful thank-yous from grateful patients.

In eight years, the patient experienced 214 symptoms, many of them repeating.

 House : Abdominal pain plus all that stuff could equal pancreatic cysts.

No. The traditional diagnostic marker is compression of the diaphragm

 Cameron : Richard's symptoms are culled from eight years of medical history.

 Cameron : They're not patterned. These are random, individual events over time.

 House : Illnesses have incubation periods. Do an upper endoscopic ultrasound.

 Foreman : in his neck won't tolerate the scope. It's an automatic trach.

 Raj : Well, excuse me. I don't think Penny's out of line. You don't own her.

 Howard : At the very least, when she found out Leonard was upset about it...

 Howard : -...she should've backed off. -Like when a guy's upset...

...his friend agreed to take a class with him and then doesn't...

Really? Did you miss the subtle indicators? Like me saying, "Howard, I am upset."

 Raj : Back in India, it means you're upset with a guy named Howard.

 Howard : -I said I'm sorry. -Sorry doesn't make up for the fact...

You think I was having fun? Sitting around listening to my mother say : 

HOWARD : Don't bring my mother into this! -You brought your mother into this!

 House : - There's no lettuce. - I'm aware that there's no lettuce.

 House : Actually, I'm in the middle of something. When I made it. For myself.

 Cuddy : his wife is sleeping with his daughter's karate teacher?

He suspected that maybe his wife had also been playing pickle games.

He could just keep it on the down low, just wait till she got infected.

 Castle : It's like a Vatican conspiracy. Ah. It's The Da Vinci Code.

 Esposito : She worked closely with him, so she might be able to shed some light.

 Kevin Ryan : Unis on the canvass got a hit on Chumson's Tavern.

Yeah. And I'm gonna be the good cop, you're gonna be the bad cop, so...

seeing as how my customers tend to get scared away by uniformed cops.

 Ryan : Nun walks into a precinct. It's like the beginnings of a bad joke.

 Phoebe : Don't make me do this again! I don't like my voice like this!

 Ashley : I don't know. I mean, is surgery really such a good idea?

 Wilson : Dr. Chase will be in here soon to get you set up for the OR.

 Wilson : Page Dr. Chase to Tucker's room for a surgery consult,

 Wilson : Today's your lucky day. I happen to be a sleep specialist.

That's great. You happy? Look what you did with your funny, funny form.

 Rachel : What? Me? What about you and your "consummated like bunnies" nonsense?

 Ross : What are you typing that for? She said we don't get the annulment.

 Rachel : I came here for an annulment and I'm not leaving here until I get one!

It's either that, or she's just the best, most expensive date I ever had.

 Chandler : -Which is why you should do it. -I don't want to. You do it.

 Chandler : All right. Rock, paper, scissors for who has to tell the whore to leave.

 House : I've only been seeing things for days. Something changed.

 Wilson : then we can talk about how you'd rather be in a coma than in rehab.

 House : Actually, if you could be up here in two, that'd be really helpful.

 Foreman : Is it possible something got perforated during surgery?

 Foreman : that only someone with serious insecurities would take issue with.

 Taub : Okay. So in answering I have to decide between the only two possibilities,

"No," and "Yes," we might have screwed something up but are intentionally hiding it

 Foreman : That's not a diagnosis. It's like saying she has a runny nose.

 Taub : True. But not saying she has a runny nose risks getting snot all over us.

Past tense. Which means she would've been better now that she's not.

 Chase : If this was about Cuddy, he would have checked out weeks ago.

 Taub : That's an awfully simplistic approach to matters of the heart.

 Chandler : Joe, what would you do if you were in Ross' situation?

I sort of am. I'm dating this girl who's also seeing another guy.

You shouldn't be. I wouldn't want to be the guy who's up against you.

 Penny : I love scavenger hunts. My friends and I had them all the time.

 Leonard : A tradition of hunts full of puzzles that rely on logic,

 Penny : Oh, in ours we would just run around town looking for a store

 Sheldon : Are we really doing this or are we tricking Koothrappali again

 Chandler : - We're worried about you. - And some of us really have to pee!

 Chandler : - We came over as soon as we saw. - How could you not tell us?

 Spencer : You really need those after everything we did the other night?

 Spencer : So, having me end up here is a little less than ideal. I get it.

But we just met. How did you know you didn't want to see me again?

 Cofield : If you had actually been in the room questioning the patient,

 Cofield : that had you visited the patient sooner, maybe talked to the wife,

 Bill : It was a controlled reaction that went a little haywire.

 Jordan : Simon Harris filmed the whole thing on his camera phone

 Cofield : Your patient was doubled over in pain and coughing up blood.

 Howard : Come on, little guy, let's get you outside. Get the curtain.

 Meredith : I'm fulfilling a patient's dying wish to send hate mail

 Meredith : Do you think things would have been different if you'd had kids?

-You can't marry him! -Hey, lady, your day's over. It's my turn.

 Foreman : Our job is to find out what's killing patients, not treat them for chronic idiocy.

 Thirteen : We could save this patient, but all you care about is getting your answer.

 Thirteen : Taub and Kutner can check the donor banks. I'm gonna find her parents.

 Cameron : You liked this case because he wasn't looming over you,

 Chase : Makes her kid sick, so someone else will take care of him,

She brought him to the clinic, was with him when he went into cardiac arrest.

 Foreman : He's the opposite of jealous. He includes Jonah in everything he does.

 Chase : Because you know the nonexistent medical records confirm

 Chase : that the brilliant doctors in Cuba treated her for infection,

 House : have already crossed that off the list because the husband...

 Chase : we might as well throw out everything we got from the husband.

 Chase : Right, and then you said we should do something productive

 Chase : You can't just agree with everything he says for two days

 Chase : and hope he forgets the last three years and how much he hates you!

 House : Turns out that his previous girlfriend also used to be a man.

 Wilson : or do you get some primeval thrill out of beating the other hunters to the food?

 Hannah : You still haven't figured out that I don't need sedation?

 Foreman : We've had this conversation. She was given B12. She didn't get better.

At the rate she's going downhill, forget the MRI. We need an OR.

 House : Okay, you can either believe that we really are trying to kill her,

 House : or you can assume she's suffering from a medical condition.

 House : Seeing as this is a hospital, and we're all dressed like doctors,

 FINN : I said we weren't exclusive. That's all I wanted to say.

 ADELE : I scheduled the time because I had something important to say and you

 ADELE : waiting for you to come home at night, waiting for you to leave that... woman.

 Lanie : I'd say he came from one of those windows above the seventh floor.

Ryan and Esposito are already into finding the room with the hotel staff.

 Esposito : Two hotel clerks saw a white lady with long, red hair hurrying out

 Beckett : All right, see if you can get a better description from those clerks

 Castle : Looks like Lanie was right about our victim getting lucky

 Ryan : he's a junior analyst at Global 12 Consolidated in Midtown.

It didn't sound like anything was happening against her will last night.

 X-ray Tech : I'll worry when he's too juiced to do his crossword puzzle.

 George : She has what looks like continuous seizure activity in her left foot.

 Sheldon : and dance skills needed to function in 18th century Vienna.

 Bernadette : Well, what does your cotillion training say is expected

It meant nothing. After all this time, how can you not trust me?

 House : Picked Cameron's pocket down in the ER. Came up with a doozy.

But she's still healthy. This 25-year-old woman, on the other hand...

 House : Well, that's the way women sound when their spouse of 50 years dies.

 House : who's been known to take a few drinks on non-occasions,

 Taub : I don't know what your daddy issues are, but don't deflect them on me.

 Taub : Much like House should be doing with his mother right now.

 Foreman : Otherwise, we have no idea what these doctors did to her.

 House : Kutner, you're sort of Asian, right? Get it translated.

 Beckett : Maybe it's because he knew you were working with the cops.

 Beckett : That's outside of our kill zone, which means we need to figure out

 Beckett : Let's also look into his financials for the usual secrets,

 Castle : Yeah. She's pretty upset about this whole Bobby Mann thing,

 Castle : She thinks it would be comforting if we were to be together.

 Beckett : "Comforting." Is that what the cool kids call it these days?

 Castle : You know, sometimes, after a tragedy, two human beings just need

 Castle : to be with each other, just for no other reason than to

 House : Well, that rules out the race thing. 'Cause you were just as black last week.

 Foreman : What about pesticides? You must spray for roaches and that sort of thing.

So the fact that I'm here asking you these questions, it doesn't worry you?

 Jacques : I use the same detergents for 15 years, and everyone is healthy as a horse.

 House : Not at all. I just realized how big and scary the world is,

 Jurgen : No. He owed me a ticket to a reception at the Russian Consulate.

 Vasiliy : Tell me, what did you give Grigory in return for the ticket?

 Jurgen : A manual on how to hack the computer of a Cherokee automobile.

 Castle : - What did he want with that? - He didn't say. I swear.

 Castle : - Who was he meeting in this building? - I have no idea.

 Ryan : It is a case number from a state trooper incident report

 Castle : Yes, they could've done that, but you know they didn't.

 Castle : An attractive woman like you hasn't found someone new?

 Carol : You know what you get when a cop dies with a warrant out on him?

 Castle : She knew he was alive, but did she know he was working for Racine?

 Esposito : Yeah. Had the feeling that Holliwell was kind of disappointed.

 Esposito : She knows me. I might be able to get her to open up.

 Beckett : And I'll get a unit down to the house in case Ike decides to show up.

 Beckett : that Finch and his partner would risk their lives that way.

 Eric Foreman : Liver failure means whatever this thing is, it's spreading.

 "thirteen" : Hepatic and heart failure could mean anti-trypsinase deficiency.

 Chris Taub : If we warm her back up, we should be able to tell if she's got an infection.

 James Wilson : by letting the disease run rampant until it kills her.

 James Wilson : If it's spreading, we need to slow this even more.

 Chris Taub : I know you love her and you're scared she's going to die.

 Chris Taub : But just making her colder and colder isn't a cure.

 Greg House : If she did drink sherry, it would mean nothing, but since she doesn't,

 Greg House : my subconscious is obviously trying to make some other point.

 Lawrence Kutner : There's a Sharrie's Bar on Third, right off the bus route.

 Wilson : Objectively, since I never accepted this responsibility, it kind of isn't.

 Wilson : I can go in there and call a babysitting service for 15 bucks an hour,

 Wilson : then call Cuddy and tell her who's watching her kid and why.

 Burke : I didn't think anyone would come looking for me down here. I apologize.

 Bailey : I need the space, I need the peace, I need the quiet and I need it now.

So I like them a little younger and a little dirtier. Is that wrong?

 Adams : Three weeks ago, you never would have slept with a patient.

 Chase : I need to get away from House and everything that reminds me of him.

 Adams : By breaking the rules, not caring what anyone else thinks?

 Park : The liver failure could be from intraoperative hypotension.

 Podofski : Several months ago, I had a consultation at Berman Rose.

 Podofski : I'm saying that Goldstein clearly had an interest in antique guns.

 Beckett : If you're so confident that Goldstein got mixed up with someone else,

 Esposito : Yo, just got a hit from Goldstein's car from Traffic Enforcement.

 Castle : - This has got to be a joke. - What are you talking about, Castle?

 Beckett : The ticket was written at two in the morning. That's post-mortem.

 Esposito : Three more parking tickets in the last several months,

 Wilson : Either that's actual guilt, or I have got to see this woman.

 Taub : Mr. Arnold, Dr. House is like a savant when it comes to diagnostics.

Because Kenny's not normal, he's doing drugs to deal with his pain?

 Taub : You're like any other parent who thinks his kid can't be doing drugs.

 Kutner : I was doing drugs behind my parent's back at your age,

 Kenny : My dad took me out, and it wasn't because it was boring.

 Esposito : to pick up a load from Del Rio, Texas, and bring it to Queens.

All Spooner told them was he got a last minute call from a special client

 Ryan : He thought it was safer and cheaper to stay in his truck.

 Esposisto : Turns out, he went to school with one of the Vasquez kids.

Reggie steered her towards Francisco and then wired the dog collar.

 Beckett : Yeah, and Reggie wanted to get in good with the cartel.

 Beckett : He knew that his days of mooching off of Kay were almost over,

 Beckett : in spite of all the reports that the two of them were getting married.

 Beckett : Yeah, and, you know, I was wrong about something, too.

 Beckett : Turns out, having a mascot in the precinct can be pretty useful.

 Beckett : I don't know if this whole splitting time thing is a good long-term solution.

 Beckett : So what was she doing here in the park an hour later?

 Esposito : Tech tracked her GPS signal to a building on the Lower East Side.

 Beckett : You guys check into it. Castle and I will talk to next of kin.

 Esposito : Signal's coming from one of the rooms on this floor.

Being a good cop, narrowing down my options. What are you doing?

Reliving pain and getting depressed is what Thanksgiving's all about.

I can't believe they're doing that! I told them to go easy on him!

No offense, but sometimes it's hard to understand you, with the accent.

 Jenny : Maybe we should start with a drink before we go around the world.

 Cuddy : What, you want to put more vending machines in the hallway?

 Vogler : The product that you're selling is good health. It shouldn't be a tough sell.

If you don't wanna sell, it means you don't care if people get your product.

 Vogler : You care if people are healthy, or are you too proud for that?

 Cuddy : - No, not exactly. - Then why does he get away with it?

 House : We should know in a couple of days what's growing in your son's throat.

Look, Sheldon, honey, I don't want things to be weird between us.

 Sheldon : Won't it also be weird if I have to say hello to you on my way to work...

 Sheldon : ...and you're living in a refrigerator box and washing your hair with rain water?

Assuming you've subscribed to a linear understanding of time and causality.

 Sheldon : ...and I think I'd be willing to be a house pet to a race of super-intelligent aliens.

 Sheldon : Of course. That's how you move a conversation forward.

 Rachel : Because I was mad at you! Not because I stopped loving you!

 Ross : Joey, I did not break this. Okay? That has been broken for a while.

 Elizabeth : -You wanted to see me, Professor Geller? -Yes. Please come in.

 Ross : It's like, back off, buddy! She's a waitress, not a geisha.

 Chandler : Okay, I went over to Ross' apartment to bring back Klunkers for you...

 Chandler : And I looked everywhere, all over the apartment, including the roof.

 Chandler : Which, FYI, Ross, one of your neighbors, growing weed.

 Monica : - She came back all by herself. - It's a Thanksgiving miracle.

 Stephen Hawking : Oh, brother, you should see the look on your faces.

 Penny : Well, it wasn't the first suggestion that came to mind...

 Sheldon : ...E.M. Snickering's beloved children's book, The Tall Man From Cornwall.

 Sheldon : There was a tall man from Cornwall Whose length exceeded his bed

 Sheldon : My body fits on it, but barely upon it There's no room for my big Cornish head

 Ted : Think of all the great times we've had watching this game.

 Tory : He makes two distinct movements. First, he grabs Mr. Harrison's arm,

 Ryan : Hey, so I think I know how this guy got Cory to poison the food.

 Esposito : Don't say money. I've been through his financials, there's nothing there.

 Ryan : A teacher recognized him when I showed her the screen grab.

 Esposito : So you think he threatened to hurt the daughter if Cory didn't poison the food?

It might explain why he was so upset when he got to the restaurant.

 Alexis Castle : Okay, Dad, the box said something about a soothing infusion

 Alexis Castle : Anyway, it's a calm tea, and you need to calm down.

 Alexis : It's no different than when she was protecting Senator Bracken.

 Castle : And let's face it, compared to Bracken, Eric Vaughn is like George Clooney.

 Foreman : Confidentiality rules stop me from telling your husband the truth.

 Margo : Is there a birth control method, something that won't make me sick?

 Foreman : especially if you're not telling your fertility doctor.

 Foreman : If you keep doing this, it's gonna kill your marriage and kill you.

 Margo : Eventually Ted will stop thinking about it, and he'll appreciate Stella even more.

 Phoebe : It feels like work. It's like I'm working in the field.

 Sheldon : All this could be avoided if you'd just come to the meeting.

 Ross : They have one of the highest markups of any consumer product...

 Monica : Ross, she's giving us her baby. She can eat you if she wants.

 Ross : Oh, man, I can't believe you guys are leaving this place.

You know, you could take it if you want. The lease is still in Nana's name.

 Ross : No, no. This will always be your place. It would be too sad.

 Phoebe : Of all the guys that Monica has been with, and that is a lot...

 Richard : She likes me best. And apparently, there have been a lot.

 Howard : I know, and it drove me into the arms of another woman.

 Sheldon : but I won't be seeing any more of Amy than I already do.

 Sheldon : I assume we'll deduct any extra time we spend together

 Bernadette : So, Amy, what are you gonna be working on at Caltech?

 Bernadette : If they're anything like humans, the answer's yes.

 Bernadette : You mean like death row inmates with nothing to lose?

 House : I need this blood checked for cholesterol and glucose levels.

 Alex : It doesn't always come back all at once. It can happen in pieces.

 Jane Doe : - Don't get all... - Dude, your memory's coming back.

- How you feeling, Preston? You ready? - I'm always ready for surgery.

 Derek : - He's talking about the wedding. - Tomorrow's the big day.

 Richard : But then, the minute I saw Adele coming down that aisle...

 Derek : A conflict of interest. The man wants to be chief of surgery.

 Burke : - Actually, Derek... - Not that that's why you're asking.

And everybody else turned you down? All right, what do I have to do?

 Richard : Traditionally, the best man plans the bachelor party.

 Castle : So Richie was paranoid he was being followed, disappears all day,

 Castle : says he's in trouble, then comes here to poach a client?

 Archie : Poor girl gets three pieces of flying metal in her heart

 Archie : So you bet when I saw Richie at that diner, we got loud.

 Archie : Richie liked to come off like he was better than all of us

 Archie : with his Harvard degree and his champion-of-the-little-guy act,

 Archie : Word on the street was there was nothing he wouldn't do for a price.

 Esposito : he spent the rest of the night "nailing" one of his clients.

 Esposito : Anything else turn up missing besides the files and the computer?

 Ryan : If all they wanted was files, why'd they turn this place upside down?

 Chandler : That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place.

 Chandler : What, not work out? I'm seeing her again on Thursday.

Is this the video of the birth? It's Phoebe's. Why were you watching it?

 House : If we're listing all the things that you pressured me into.

 Cuddy : We're both on the line, but she won't discuss this with me alone.

She and her lawyer wanna meet with both of us for settlement talks.

 House getting Up From His Desk And Leaving The Room : Yeah, well, I'm not going to that meeting,

 House getting Up From His Desk And Leaving The Room : so I'm guessing you're cool if I'm not nice and respectful, either.

 Taub : If you work on vintage cars, or you've taken up painting, fumes could...

 Taub watching Around, Looking At Multiple Bouquets In The Room : You're a popular guy.

 Cyrus : Three years ago, before I had a dime, I had my appendix out.

 Slaughter : I got an arrest warrant for Vales burning a hole in my pocket.

 Beckett : You can skip the small talk, Castle. What do you want?

 Leonard : She was done with him, the relationship was broken...

 Sheldon : I thought the first two renditions were far more compelling.

 Sheldon : Previously, I felt sympathy for the Leonard character.

 Ted voix off : That guy ended up having to relocate to chicago.

 House : Following your heart is easy. Following your brain is tough.

 Adams : Clever tactic, pretending you're not interested anymore.

 Adams : All my friends' parents were divorced, or having affairs,

 Finn Rourke : If not, I'll thank you to move away out of this place.

 Beckett : That once-over that you gave Trucho was just a piece of theater

you can be sure Jackie wasn't talking to the Gs about any of us.

 Beckett : getting involved in another department's murder investigation.

 Brady : Other than drug arrests, I deal mostly with folks complaining about

 House : Electrical problems, restricted blood flow, blood where it shouldn't be.

 Taub : I found a ceramics class in Trenton on Friday nights that was full,

 Foreman : So we'll do an angio to see if it's blocks or bleeds.

 Wilson : I was telling a 33-year-old woman that she has breast cancer.

 Wilson : You do know that I don't actually have magical powers.

 House : Which antibiotics? We don't know what infection he's got.

 House : Were you not paying attention when I was doing my murder scene metaphor?

 Wilson : It causes everything else. What if the fever's the innocent bystander?

The fever could have been set off by something he picked up anywhere.

 House : That's why her tumor shrank, the virus went after the cancer first.

 House : For 200 years, there've been reports of wild viruses that target tumors.

 House : Early 1900s, an Italian medical journal wrote up a woman with cervical cancer

 House : One of the virus types most prone to go after cancer cells is herpes.

 House : I brought him in here under false pretenses just to get his money.

 House : He has a nodule in his thyroid. It produces excess hormone.

 House : You were already sick. I just made you much, much worse.

 House : You might also want to ask him why he blew off your arm.

 Murphy : For 36 years I've been in pain, and it's finally gone.

 Chase : Going through the main stem bronchus into the right upper lobe.

 Penny : Oh, sweetie, you can't machine wash these. They'll be ruined.

Okay, Leonard, if you're uncomfortable with the way things are going...

 Penny : Believe me, your feelings are just as important as hers.

Marshall told us you're exploding from both ends like a busted fire hydrant.

Anyway, listen, I was going to get back together with Zoey today,

 Lily : - Ted's at Smith and Ninth Street. - That's the intersection.

 Robin : That's in Brooklyn. How are we ever gonna get there in time?

Order a nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory. When we were looking at the differential diagnosis with Dr. House,

we were considering... I don't need to hear what Dr. House was considering.

 Cuddy : All of this woman's symptoms can be traced to Dr. House's considerations.

 Foreman : Cuddy would have found out about the hyperbaric treatments eventually.

 Wilson : So I shouldn't read too much into the fact that you were looking for it...

 House : colorectal cancer, prostate cancer... And not for lung cancer?

 Rachel : It says he was hit by an ice cream truck and dragged for...

Look, please tell me you didn't stop the biopsy to play us some tunes.

 House : Be dying a lot faster if I let you do that obviously unnecessary biopsy.

 Foreman : My God. Grandpa was an angry drunk. If only we'd known!

 House : Here's how to become a great artist. First, get miserable.

 House : Misery drives you to become a great artist, but the art does nothing for your misery,

 House : which drives you to drugs, which makes you a lousy artist.

 Room Mate : She wouldn't tell me about him and she wouldn't let him come around.

 Room Mate : and she would get phone calls really late at night,

 Beckett : Two calls a week to the same number over the last six weeks.

 Foreman : We believe the rash under Julie's armpit is actually petechial spots.

 Foreman : I can wear your gear. I'll take every necessary precaution.

 Chases : The dad's new symptoms are consistent with them having smallpox.

 House : Headache is caused by muscle tension or vascular stretching.

 Castle : The only reason to keep him here is for a quick getaway,

If it were me, I'd keep close enough to hook up with my partners,

 Beckett : Which means he's holding Tyler on the west-end of the tunnel.

 Esposito : It's going straight to voicemail. She must already be in the subway.

Anything goes south, 100 cops will be on you inside of a minute.

 Ross : -I was going for the metaphor. -I was saying the actual words.

It'll be different. The sex will be great because you're in love.

 House : If he tried to sign up now, he'd be excluded, preexisting condition.

 House : If only Buck hadn't been diagnosed with fibrosis before he got insurance.

 House : Oh, that's not what you meant. It does explain a lot, though.

 The Interviewer : Thank you so much. I think they'll run this next month.

 The Interviewer : Wait, I almost forgot. We have to ask everybody this : 

 The Interviewer : Other than Days, what's your favorite soap opera?

Oh, I don't watch soap operas. Excuse me? I have a life, you know?

 The Interviewer : The readers at Soap Opera Digest will be happy to learn that.

 Ross : - Did you just wink at me? - You're the one who loves the picture.

Nothing. I... I was just calling to see ifyou wanted to have dinner with me.

 Castle : Yes, I just thought it would be after we apprehended your would-be murderer.

 Alan : And my dinner with Gwen will be the beginning of something really terrific!

 Castle : The first two attempts on your life were meant to be anonymous. Quiet.

 Castle : It's very unlikely they'd try something in a public place.

Though they did fail twice, they might try to kick it up a notch.

 Vikram : I ran the partial plate from that SUV Caleb Brown got into,

Brooks. The guy with the bag of spiders who tried to take down Castle and me.

 Vikram : If Brooks picked up Caleb at the airport, then this ties Caleb directly to LokSat.

 Ted and Robin : We're moving in together! We're moving in together!

 Natalie : The guiltier I look for what? Look, I told you, I don't know him.

 Natalie : He wanted me to teach him how to completely change his appearance.

 Castle : So Wally's murder is connected to his secret identity somehow.

 Chandler : -You're not gonna go? -No. l couldn't leave you alone.

Besides, l can't leave until that Christmas party downstairs clears out.

There are some pissed-off insurance people looking for that ham.

 House : Sorry. Since you paged me I didn't want to keep you waiting.

 Foreman : That's a good start Let's go through it point by point.

 Foreman : Just one thing. I'm gonna ask them to put you on in the morning.

 Foreman : We're doing them a favor. Why should you have to spend the night?

Especially since it's 2 miles from the Rubio fight, at the exact same time.

 Penny : I told you those Walking Dead pillowcases were a bad idea.

 Sheldon : and its quest for the compactification of extra dimensions.

 Sheldon : I've got nothing to show for it, and I feel like a fool.

 Penny : I mean, not all the jibber-jabber in the middle, but...

 Penny : ...I know what it's like to put your heart and soul into something

 Sheldon : Every time something upsets me somebody says, "let it go,"

All we have to do now is wait and see how he's doing when he wakes up.

 Talia : - Why did this happen? - Almost every patient with Marfan's

I guess it's lucky you two were having dinner at the next table.

 Esme : They say if you ride a gondola under the Bridge of Sighs,

 Taub : The goal is to get you to move that cursor with your mind.

 Taub : Think "up" enough times, it eventually learns what you're thinking.

Do you realize how much it's gonna cost us to send Sarah Grace to college?

 Ryan : A quarter of a million dollars. That's for a state school.

 Ryan : Those women, they rush the stage like these are the last men on the planet.

 Tory : The card's RFID architecture is like nothing I've ever seen.

 Tory : I don't know, and I'm afraid there's no way to find out.

 Beckett : I represent a small but powerful group of Colombian business interests.

 Beckett : and my clients are not accustomed to hearing the word "no."

 Ganz : bidding on that particular item closed about 20 minutes ago.

 House : One of the nurses was selling them for her kid's scout troop.

 House : She just felt guilty that I felt guilty, so she couldn't take them.

 House : just a simple gesture of remorse, and she slapped it down.

Except I sort of felt like I needed a couple seconds to get ready.

 Monica : We were on the platform, ready to dance into the new millennium...

I don't know. You were a lot bigger.. I mean, stronger back then.

 Leonard : That is an integrated ion trap and time-of-flight mass spectrometer.

...combined with laser based finger tracking. Here, I'll show you.

 Beverly : I'm preparing to write a book on high-achieving couples,

 Sheldon : Perhaps you can think of this in a more positive light.

 Sheldon : Your lips had a dalliance with the lips of another woman.

 Sanchez : - while he was touring the island. - Do you know her name?

 Beckett : He couldn't have just pulled the name Lara out of thin air.

 Castle : Vega and Lara were supposed to meet the night before he was murdered.

 Castle : Now how were they supposed to do that if she's stuck in Cuba?

 Beckett : If she's stuck on the island, how did she end up in that photo

Man, there has to be an explanation that makes this all make sense.

 Esposito : The woman standing next to Vega in the picture is not Lara.

 Esposito : A resident near the ballpark where Vega was killed ID'd her.

Her name is Ana. Ana Rivera. She's a waitress in the neighborhood.

 Beckett : - What's her connection to Vega? - Cuba. She escaped six months ago.

 Ana : It was like he was obsessed. He wanted to know how I got out.

 Ana : I said my family knew a man. If you pay him lots of money,

 Denny : "Hey, you know, this is going to be really bad for your career. "

 Denny : The thing is, I was healthy my whole life until I wasn't.

 Denny : And for the last year, I've had a lot of time to lay around in bed

 Denny : Well, those are the things that I wasn't supposed to do and I did them anyway.

 Bailey : May I ask what motive you had for undermining my authority

 Bailey : - in front of my patient and intern? - I'm not punishing you, Dr. Bailey.

 Richard : This is not a punishment or a reflection on how highly I value you.

 Nurse : I'm sorry to interrupt, Chief. That man is asking to talk to you.

We're looking for a yoga studio nearby with a class that ended about 3 : 00.

 Castle : But not enough time to finish it before Canal Street. Got it.

 Yoga Receptionist : You're the second cop that's come in looking for her.

 Beckett : purchasing a Chanel bag on Canal Street two days ago.

 Diana : Wow, I know you guys are cracking down on the knockoffs, but I...

Detective Beckett. I need a unit at 91 st and Broadway at the apartment...

 Ross : The point is, my natural charisma has made him fail his midterm.

 Addison : And you and I are married. So then, by proxy, Meredith and I are friends.

It's not like I'm going to be friends with let's say, uh... Mark.

- Sorry about your valve replacement. - The laundry misplaced my scrub caps.

There's some foolish talk about fatality clusters in threes and sevens.

 Burke On phone : Are you sure they weren't sent to another hospital?

 Cuddy : I said I would give you the space if you made it a whole week...

 Cuddy : The bet didn't stipulate that you had to be in the chair for a week

 House : I earn that space every day I limp into that building and do my damn job.

You were never gonna give me that space, were you? I saw Whitner the other day.

 House : In fact, she doesn't know anything, except what you tell her.

 House : You told her that you were never gonna give me that space, didn't you?

You wanna teach me lessons, don't make commitments you can't keep.

 Francisco : It's a microphone, like the ones we use to record the actors.

 Beckett : Except the actors involved didn't know that they were being recorded.

 Esposito : He admitted that you borrowed it from him last week.

 Beckett : You probably suspected what Ana and Sofia were up to,

 Beckett : and you knew that they talked in Sofia's trailer, so you bugged it.

 Esposito : You waited for her to come home. And when she did, you snapped.

 Sofia : Layla and I agreed to co-run the company in Ana's name.

 Howard : It was kind of fun throwing a ball and not having anyone laugh at me.

 Bernadette : And you were sweet not to throw it too far so she didn't wear out her tiny legs.

That's exactly what I was thinking! See? We're meant to be together.

 Doctor : and came out on the losing end of a head-on. Both are a match for your guy.

 Alex : - So who's retrieving the other heart? - Took you long enough, Preston.

 Erica : Why is Junior here? Your ego get too big for one man to carry?

 Burke : Dr. Hahn here graduated second in our class at Johns Hopkins, Dr. Karev.

 Derek : - I told you. There's nothing to tell. - Kendra's parents are here.

 Derek : Let them know the situation, get the consent forms, then scrub in.

I see. Give me the paddles. Karev, take over compressions! You gave epi?

 Doctor : - Three rounds and shocked him twice. - I'm going to hit him again at 360.

 BAILEY : You will not question my authority. You will not defend your girlfriend

 MRS. BURKE : As you know, I'm sure, he graduated first in his class from Tulane.

 CHRISTINA : Actually, I graduated first in my class at Stanford.

 MRS. BURKE : So you are planning to pursue a less time-consuming specialty.

 CHRISTINA : - Oh, I'm in the surgical program. - But after you're married?

 MRS. BURKE : I don't know a young woman who wouldn't want to marry my Preston.

 BURKE : What a surprise. My two favorite ladies all in one place.

 Thirteen : but the symptoms are manageable with the proper treatment.

 Thirteen : No. First we need to do a blood test to confirm the diagnosis.

 Taub : you'd think you could at least find a job with a medical plan.

 Sidas : He just wants to make sure I'm not a secret drug addict or an alcoholic.

 Sheldon : Oh, he didn't perform stand-up comedy, he was a philosopher.

 Sheldon : which will allow me to elicit laughter from anyone at any time.

 Bernadette : to watch Penny's thing tonight, I didn't think you meant Stuart.

 Howard : Really? I never for a second thought it'd be anything else.

 Derrick : She got rid of all the pictures of Christopher and never mentioned him again.

 Derrick : I was seeing spots, but now I can't see at all. Is that from the test?

 Wilson : Once you've had cancer, recurrence is your biggest fear. I get it.

 Wilson : I'd rather you regretted coming than regretted not coming.

 Cuddy : Do you mind if I call her? I'm looking for a new place.

 House like He's Telling The Punch Line To A Bad, Dirty Joke : That's what she said.

 House like He's Telling The Punch Line To A Bad, Dirty Joke : No, she did literally say that.

 Masters : If they're fabricating chips they could be working with

 Esposito : we found these clamped to the wires on the security system.

 Esposito : It basically cancels out the alarm signals before they reach the computer.

 Serena : From a report I read on the 1992 Vermeer theft in Brussels.

 Serena : The same thief used these to steal a dozen other paintings.

 Serena : Now that we have some direction, I can get us some leads.

 Beckett : I'm sorry, you might have misunderstood the word "consultant."

 Serena : The people there won't talk to cops, but they'll talk to me.

 Serena : Ooh, I guess Beckett doesn't just keep you around for your good looks.

 Castle : Working cases together is why she fell in love with me.

 Castle : That's why I'm going to do whatever it takes to solve this case.

 Esposito : into a house full of drunken frat boys, dressed like a slutty angel?

 Alexis : He was a hottie. I bet he had a lot of girlfriends, huh?

To get any man to confide in you, you must first earn his respect.

 Lily : It was spring of 2004 and I had been having a hard few months.

 Chandler : Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year.

 Foreman : She's saving her child. Cameron would point out that people are capable of sacrifice.

Perhaps proving her point. - You think this woman is making a rational decision?

 House : In evolutionary terms, the needs of the next generation are more important.

 Chase : - You're saying she's making the right call? - Darwin is. I'm not.

You guys bust out? We made bail. They won't let us in our baby's room.

Weird. You think they'd let you take her home while they figured out if you tried to kill her.

 Joel : The nutritionist said it had everything she needed. Listen.

 House : The kid who stacks the free-range grapefruit in your health food store is not a nutritionist.

 Phoebe : Great. You're doing great, you know. Real strong. Going strong. Keep going.

 Malcom : This is the book I pretend to read when I'm watching her in the park.

l'm sorry, did you say something? l can't hear through all this damned hair!

 Monica : Just call her. She's at the Paradise Hotel in Barbados.

 Cuddy : -It can take as long as-- -Why are we having this discussion?

 House : Thank you, Dr. Cuddy-- not just for removing the bullet, but

 House : thank you for putting me in a ketamine- induced coma and changing my life.

 House : What about Stephen Hawking trying to do the 500 butterfly?

 Wilson : There's nothing left to diagnose. I would take the other one.

 Wilson : So if there's no diagnostic issue, why are you taking the case?

 Foreman : That's what we should be focusing on, not playing Madlibs

 Foreman : while our patient's exploding "noun" destroys her life-sustaining "noun."

 Thirteen : What if it's not how a steamroller works, but what it does?

 House : When someone tries to call you three times, it's code for

 Wilson : Sir? Not to hurry you, but we need to be at a funeral in...

 Wilson : Isn't there a statute of limitations on this kind of thing?

- I've been at it since 4 a.m. - Where'd you get fruit at 4 a.m.?

Went down to the docks. Betcha didn't know you can get it wholesale.

 Rachel : Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?

 Chandler : I'm sorry, Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy...

Oh, jam? I love jam! Hey, how come we never have jam at our place?

I'm going into business. I'm sick and tired of being depressed about Richard.

 Leonard : And tipping his hat to the cleaning lady didn't do that?

 Howard : - How'd it go last night with my mom? - Okay, I guess.

 Raj : ...and the next thing I know she was tucking me into your bed.

 Raj : How do you sleep in these things? Silk pajamas on satin sheets?

 Howard : If you don't leave now, she'll use food and guilt to keep you there the rest of your life.

 Joey : This little talent came in handy before I could afford porn.

Hi, I'm sorry. I know it's after-hours, but I really need candy.

 The Woman : Please, I have people coming from out of town today.

 The Woman : - I told them all about your candy. - You're kidding.

Some people have said it's "little drops of heaven. " But whatever.

- Please, can't you help me out? - Hey, Chandler, do we know that lady?

 Castle : I'm betting this guy came back and shot him to tie up loose ends.

 Eric : Look, I wish I could help you, but I simply just don't know him.

 Beckett : There's gotta be something in it that will help us figure out who he is.

 Castle : What about pajamas? Homely flannel or skimpy sleep shorts?

 Beckett : Oh, my gosh, you're sounding like my dad dropping me off at summer camp.

 Beckett : Castle, do you think I want this? Do you think I asked to be here?

 Castle : Well, then maybe I should stay. We can protect him together.

 Beckett : I'm not letting you turn this investigation into some kind of a twisted competition.

 Beckett : Look, don't make this harder than it needs to be. Please.

 Esposito : I'm hoping there's some other way we might be able to ID him.

 Tech Agent Tory Ellis : Fortunately, we're all much more than our faces, Detective.

 Leonard : So, what do you think, is there a professional downside to doing it?

 Wil : that you just know in your heart is bad, not Star Trek...

 Castle : Unless you're a New York Yankee, quit trying to steal second base.

 Castle : Exactly, and I'm betting they're all Hudson University students.

 Castle : They're doing a reenactment of the Stanford Prison Experiment.

 Adams : I don't care how sick your spouse gets, you don't jump ship.

 Chase : Alzheimer's is different. She can't share her problems with him,

 Chase : or plan for the future. The man she married no longer exists.

 Adams : I didn't jump ship. My husband sank it when he cheated on me.

 House : If she had any sense, she'd have stuck him in a facility

 House : Since I didn't ask, I wasn't expecting you to say anything at all.

 House : I'm just planning on cracking open his chest, blowing up his heart,

 House : Or you think that since you broke my heart I want to break his?

 Cuddy : I think maybe you're looking for something that can excite you,

 House : is still better than yours or any other doctor in this hospital.

 House : So, you can either have security arrest me and my team,

- What beverage do you make for that? - Oh, no, no, no, I know this.

 Leonard : - Hot apple cider with cinnamon sticks? - Hot apple cider with cinnamon sticks.

 Sheldon : How do I know you're not going to take my ideas and publish them?

Yeah, because I'm not interested in getting published in MAD Magazine.

 Bernadette : I was late to a meeting because I was stuck in traffic.

 Howard : I keep telling you to put that traffic app on your phone.

 Raj : Hey, when you got home today complaining that you felt sick

 Raj : from eating too many jelly beans, did I tell you how to fix it?

 Sheldon : enthusiastic participation from me regarding my discovery.

 Phoebe : Oh, my God. Well, the idea.. A woman flirting with a single man?

 Phoebe : -I think I know someone who does that. -Me. I do that.

 SYDNEY : - It helps to share. - No. I don't want to share with you.

 IZZIE : Know what I've been doing all day? Sifting through feces.

 IZZIE : And now you bring up Denny like you want me to gossip with you?

What, you cut someone's LVAD wire? You fell in love with a man and he died?

 Howard : Yeah, but Albert Einstein didn't make me wet myself at 40 miles an hour.

 Penny : Yeah, and I never wanted to kick Albert Einstein in the nuts.

 Penny : You know, I gotta ask, why didn't you just get a license at 16 like everybody else?

 Sheldon : Examining perturbative amplitudes in N=4 supersymmetric theories...

 Sheldon : ...leading to a re-examination of the ultraviolet properties...

 Sheldon : ...of multi-loop N=8 supergravity using modern twistor theory.

 DMV Lady to the person ahead of Sheldon in the queue : Take this to the testing area. Name at the top.

 DMV Lady to the person ahead of Sheldon in the queue : Sign the bottom, answer the questions, bring it back. Next.

 DMV Lady to the person ahead of Sheldon in the queue : Application?

I believe it means the U.S. government is going to expel him from the country.

He could return to India, immigrate to another country willing to accept him...

 Howard : Penny, would you mind stepping outside so we can speak to him?

 Penny : Ugh. Fine, but the man really needs to work on his girl issues.

 Sheldon : Even today, I understand that's an all-male profession.

 Ross : Unless, eventually, I call her to see what's going on...

And someday that kid is going to ask me if I ever turned off free porn.

Just so you know, Dr. Long can't be here today, so Dr. Schiff will be seeing you.

 Thirteen : Deaf 14-year-old started hearing imaginary explosions.

 House : Exploding head syndrome. Cool. Obviously his brain knows how to hear.

 Taub : Patient went deaf at age four, complication of meningitis.

No, I doubt it. He was a sperm donor. Medical records couldn't be cleaner.

 Thirteen : Someone at the wrestling meet would have noticed a seizure.

 House : Put him in the seizure lab, see if his head blows up all over again.

 House : Why is the soon-to-be- second-prettiest Dr. Chase here?

 House : but I don't think Chase's body is mature enough to produce sperm.

 Chase : The cup was too small, so his solution was to remove some of the candy.

 Chase : But the obviously logical thing was to just get a bigger cup

 House : I took St. John's Wort to alter the way my liver metabolized acetaminophen.

 Foreman : You tortured them to torture me just to see who you could trust?

And now you're gonna brilliantly deduce which one of us is the rat?

 House : What we didn't account for was that it wasn't your hair.

 House : Tea was not the only thing that your Afghani neighbors shared with you.

 House : I'm sure they were generous enough to let you sit on their furniture

 House : Caused the vasculitis and explains all your other symptoms.

 House : One of those symptoms, a lawyer might argue, was leaking the tape.

 Ross : I like to read spy novels. But let's talk more about you.

Mm-hmm... And she really wanted to invite you, but she's too shy.

 Ted : If I read it, maybe we'd have something new to talk about.

 House : Chemo wipes out some of the bacteria, she feels a little better,

 House : wipes out most of her immune system, she gets a whole lot worse.

Actually, this is the flattering one. It's also known as "pretty leprosy".

 Taub : but she'd be happier if you were gonna be fine five minutes ago.

 Bailey : - What happened? - He let go of my hand! He's gone limp!

 Alex : But you're still alive. So when I come to check on you after the surgery,

 Joey : Show him your bra. He's afraid of bras. Can't work them.

- What do you want for breakfast? - Chocolate milk and Eggos, please.

[IMITATING MRS. WOLOWITZ] Howard's sleeping. This is his mother.

 Howard imitating his mother's voice : Why are you calling at this ungodly hour?

 Howard : I forgot the protocol we put in place after the great ear infection of '06.

 Leonard : We need to find a place to lay low for the next 18 to 24 hours.

 Foreman : They're talking about Mom's last trip to the dentist.

 Phoebe : Well, all right, 1700 bags of peanuts flying that high...

 Ross : ...or should I climb down your back so we're butt to face?

I prefer not to answer that. I'm still carrying a little holiday weight.

When we said "face to face," we didn't think it all the way through!

 Addison : - Where have you been? - I um... I... The nurse was here.

 Addison : I've loaded her up with magnesium. Start monitoring her for toxicity.

 Addison : Your placenta is laying low. We'll keep an eye on that.

 Dorie : They can stop them. You're going to Trendelenburg me, right?

We didn't think that we'd survive a week with the boys, and we did.

 Addison : That's all we can do for now. Dr. Stevens, are you on call tonight?

 Cristina : - It was an excellent enema. - So, what's the next step?

So if you're not an ex-husband or lesbian life partner, out you go.

 Sheldon : I realize you're currently at the mercy of your biological urges...

...but as you have a lifetime of poor decisions ahead, may I interrupt this one?

 Leonard : Yes, I feel terrible about it. I will never forgive myself.

I don't expect you to. I'd appreciate it if you'd leave me with Penny...

 Sheldon : What's going on is I was led to believe I was making strides in science...

 Sheldon : ...at the hands of Wolowitz, Koothrappali and your furry little boy toy.

 Castle : If we kill the ambient light, he'll light up like a Christmas tree.

 Beckett : Maybe Lenny can prevent another tragedy. On my count.

 Sheldon : All right, now before you enter my bedroom unescorted...

 Sheldon : ...I need you to understand that this one time grant of access...

 Howard : Normally around women, he has the personality of a boiled potato.

 Howard : Put one beer in him, and he's M. Knight Charmalarmalon.

 Sheldon : Yes, I'm still here. Where am I going? I'm on a train.

 Chandler : or think of you as property in any sort of way. I see women...

 Monica : We can think of something to do with the room together.

 Chandler : Great idea. We can easily think of a way for us both to enjoy the room.

 Monica : - You're not just saying that, are you? - No, the man is a mess!

Do you think he was waiting till after you left, so he could cry?

 Mr. Geller : Honey, relationships are hard. Like with your mom and me.

 Mr. Geller : You know, after we graduated from college, we broke up for a while.

You know, I gotta tell you, writing, all that writing, it gets me...

 Castle : They were right here, right where this hole in the fridge is.

 Martha : I wouldn't look this good if I was pigging out on leftovers.

 Castle : Yes, well, this isn't the first time this has happened.

 Castle : It's not just leftovers, either. It was the peanut butter, artichokes,

 Alexis : Maybe there are tiny Borrowers living under the floorboards

 Kate Beckett : So some food disappeared, Castle. What's the big deal?

 Castle : It wasn't you, was it? I know you hate to go grocery shopping.

 Beckett : Seriously, Castle? I haven't been to your place since Tuesday.

 Castle : Maybe my apartment's being invaded by some kind of super rat.

 Castle : Whatever's going on, I've taken bold steps to ensure it never happens again.

 Javier Esposito : These two nurses saw some guy do a dump-and-drive around 4 : 00 a.m.

...or we can rejoice in the knowledge that a tenured position has just opened up.

 Sheldon : A guaranteed job for life only encourages the faculty to become complacent.

 Sheldon : ...people should have chips implanted in their skulls...

 Raj : Well, I believe people do their best work when they feel safe and secure.

 Leonard : No. I mean, I'll apply, but I'm not gonna stoop to playing politics.

 Raj : And if I can't get tenure, I'd like to see you or Sheldon get it.

 Sheldon : Raj, don't dangle false hope in front of Leonard like that.

 Leonard : Excuse me, but I think I'm just as qualified as you are.

and to tell you how impressed I was. You diagnosed my dad by just looking at him.

 Ali : you really don't have to wait a couple years to return my calls.

 House : An abnormal protein is building up inside the cells of his body,

 House : shutting down his organs, one by one. Explains everything,

 House : the infiltrates on the x-ray, the bone marrow, kidney failure.

 Foreman : We rejected amyloidosis because it didn't fit the first symptom we found.

 Cameron : - It wasn't on the stress test. - We didn't push him hard enough.

 Vincent : We live in the same building. I'd see her in the laundry room

 Vincent : Once we started dating we got really serious really fast.

I'm trying to fill out forms. I'm stumped on the first question.

 Meredith : She's charming, she's fabulous, then suddenly she's the enemy.

 Derek : - OK. It's going to be fine. - Just be careful. She has ways.

 George : - I think I need to sit down. - George, if you need to talk...

 Joey : When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby..

 Howard : Anyway, I was just hoping that maybe you could check in on her tomorrow night...

 Howard : ...make sure she's doing okay. - Dude, I'm a single man.

 Howard : ...until you break down and give the bouncer 20 to let you in.

 Howard : You push your way to the bar where you drink an $18 cosmopolitan.

 Howard : Then you stare at a pretty girl and imagine your perfect life together.

 Howard : Children, grandchildren. Meanwhile, she leaves with a guy...

 Esposito : He took out a moving target from a quarter of a mile away.

 Beckett : Any leads on the guy that she said was following her?

 Esposito : and she didn't mention him to anyone but her fiance.

Usually we find our killer by knowing our victims, finding a motive.

 Castle : What if she was shot at random? How do we find him then?

 Hot girl : Damn, I'm forbidden by my Kryptonian father to do so.

 Alice : - Would you be open to a trade? - Uh, yeah, yeah, sure, I guess.

It's been seven seconds, and you haven't asked me how my date went.

 Chandler : I've never met anyone like her. She's had an amazing life!

 Aurora : None of the bullets hit the engine, so we made it to the border.

 Aurora : I've been talking about myself all night long. I'm sorry.

Actually, we can. We found the e-mails you wrote in your cloud account,

We also arrested a Latham executive with whom you were colluding.

You could've infected and killed millions of people, Ms. Jarvis.

This time yesterday, catching the flu was the least of our problems.

 Bernadette : With their snotty noses and their poopy diapers...

 Bernadette : ...and their little shrieky voices, always complaining.

 Bernadette : Well, okay, put your hand in here. Let's see how you like this waffle.

 Bernadette : I'm sorry. I know it makes me sound like a bad person...

 Bernadette : - ...but I just don't like children. - Yeah, no, we all got that.

 Supervisor : Whatever they say, you can find the answer to it, here in the script.

I assume there's a positive coming. - Lumbar punctures reveal elevated proteins and white counts.

 Chase : We know it's definitely an infection, and we know where it is.

 Chase : It must have worn off. I did it myself a half hour ago.

You don't walk out of a room with 10 milligrams of Haldol in your system.

 Cuddy : It doesn't matter! Bacterial meningitis... highly contagious.

 Wilson : Not to worry. She'll be dead before she can kill anybody.

 Chase : Security tape confirms it. She stole some clothes and she's gone.

there's no point putting our lives on hold until love comes along.

 Cameron : We're both healthy and busy people. We work together so it's convenient.

 Cameron : you're the one I'm least likely to fall in love with.

 Cameron : The point here is to make things simpler, not more complicated.

 Cameron : Someday, there'll be time to get serious about someone.

 Cameron : Meanwhile, we already had sex once and didn't get weird about it, so...

 Chase : I get it. I get it. So what if I'm offended by your judgment?

No closet space, but he could hang his stuff out the window in a bag.

 Dr. Harad : You're at ten centimeters. Time to start having babies.

 Penny : I wish there was something I could do to make you feel better.

 Leonard : -I do, too, but there's not. -Really? Are you sure about that?

 Leonard : Of course, who am I to argue with a check-plus student?

Well, you've almost mastered another skill, though. That's good.

 Regis Philbin : Fine, fine, I'll be there in 20. If you get there first, medium rare...

 Man in the street Distributing pamphlets : Your search is over! We got girls taking off their clothes!

 Raj : For which she awarded him the nickname Speed-of-Light Leonard.

Which would've been two and a half if they ordered the soufflÃ© when they sat down.

 Howard : ...his relationship with Stephanie should have ended after 20 minutes.

 Raj : Well, if you want to guarantee his appeal to Stephanie...

 Raj : ...your best bet would be to kill all the other men on the planet.

 Howard : I'll tell you what you shouldn't do. That body spray...

 Sheldon : So that's all you've got? Apocalyptic genocide and "Go easy on the cologne"?

 Chandler : -Look, we have enough. Just walk away. -No, but l want the pine cones.

 Chandler : -There's a forest right outside. -lt's not the same.

 Ali [smiling] : When we were talking, you seemed like a nice guy.

 Ali [smiling] : So either you're a great actor or you're a nice guy who lost his way.

 Ali [smiling] : a little negative reinforcement seemed to be warranted.

 Cuddy : Something about more siblings than usual. We should apply next year.

 House [looking A Bit Disappointed] : She's a smart kid. She'll be fine.

 Castle : After I finished remodeling the kitchen, I swore I was done.

 Castle : She said I had to tie in the living room, so I did that, too.

 Chandler : If you see a little version of me in there, kill it!

 Chandler : ...in a conversation that terrified me to my very soul.

 Wilson : Why would you swap your blood? What are you afraid they'd find?

 House : Shut up, you're missing the point. Now they think that I'm on penicillin.

 Wilson : Is this some clever practical joke that I'm not aware of?

 House : Thank God he said PFO or I'd have had to do some dancing.

 Kutner : Quite the line to walk. If we're wrong, he dies of neurosyphilis.

 DEREK : - I thought you were my friend. - I thought you were my surgeon.

 CHRISTINA : When our bodies betray us, surgery is often the key to recovery.

 CHRISTINA : When we betray each other, the path to recovery is less clear.

 Leonard : across the country, do you know what they would have said?

 Sheldon : And then after pupating in our nation's railway system,

lt's easy to remember, and it doesn't invite a lot of questions.

 Phoebe : You weren't at the parade because you had a family emergency.

 Joey : -My sister's raccoon came-- -No, nothing with a raccoon!

We thought it might be nice to use the fancy china for dessert too.

 Monica : How nice. Maybe later we can all go blow our noses on my wedding dress.

That's okay. You're totally right. l don't know anything about disciplining a child.

 Beckett : Mr. Singer, were you in the park yesterday between 5 : 00 and 7 : 00 p. m?

 Byron : Usually I am, but yesterday I was in my office, working.

 Byron : But about the hawks, and I want this on the official record.

 Castle : So why is Gram on the table and why are you on the floor?

 Martha : If that creature entered my room, I'm gonna need a new bed.

 Castle : Okay, to find a rodent, you have to think like a rodent.

I wasnear by and I thought of that beer you're about to offer me.

 Rachel : I can't even begin to explain to you how much I am gonna miss you.

 Rachel : When I think about not seeing you every day, it makes me not want to go.

 Rachel : Okay? So if you think that I didn't say goodbye to you...

 Rachel : ...because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong.

 Park : Well, it could mean the obvious, that you want some of this.

 Castle : - Sam didn't have an ulcer. - He was seeing a doctor for it.

 Laura Branston sarah Reed : No way. I would've been able to tell.

 Beckett : You knew that he made you, and that he found the secret method.

 Ryan : The night Sam was killed, I was at my daughter's recital,

 Laura Branston sarah Reed : and there's about 20 other parents that can vouch for that.

 Castle : See that crazy look in her eye? That's crazy killer look.

 Esposito : Dance teacher puts her in the front row at the time of the murder.

 Beckett : and they both thought that they were playing each other.

 Castle : The pen. If Sarah's relationship with Sam was a fake...

 Beckett : Then why did she give him her grandfather's special pen?

 Castle : And what was Sarah really looking for in Sam's office last night?

 Beckett : Nothing. This doesn't make any sense. We went through Sarah's purse.

 Beckett : If there was something in it, we would have found it.

 Cuddy : - John Henry Giles? You a fan of his music? - He's a musician?

 Cuddy : - Forget his paralysis. - Tell that to the rest of his bowling team.

 Cuddy : As far as this hospital is concerned, this is a simple case of lobar pneumonia.

Boring. - But that not-walking thing... That could turn into something serious.

 Cuddy : Marty Hamilton is his primary physician out in California. He's dealing with the paralysis.

 House : Know all about it. Multiple treatments, multiple surgeries...

 Cuddy : John Henry's on an experimental protocol for the paralysis. I respect that.

 Leonard : It's that sailor cap that you wanted. it's neat, huh?

 Sheldon : You honestly think you can buy back my friendship with a cheap souvenir?

 Sheldon : Amy, you're going to be Olive Oyl. Lay off the doughnuts.

 Lily : Before I met marshall, and it was just some random dude.

 Barney : From this moment on, I make all your decisions for you.

 Howard : This man held my breast the other day, and I love him for it.

 Raj : It wasn't anything weird. It was just to see how big they were.

 Sheldon : And then Leonard took me to the barber and the dentist,

 Leonard : ...is to break into your neighbor's apartment and clean.

 Sheldon : Granted, my methods may have been somewhat unorthodox...

You've convinced me, maybe we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet.

 Leonard : ...do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?

I feel so good today, I'm gonna choose from the low-fiber end of the shelf.

Oh, I'm sorry. I have no desire to get in the water till I absolutely have to.

 Sheldon : It's interesting but isn't ventriloquism by definition a solo activity?

A loop counter and an escape to the least objectionable activity.

All right. That last interest strikes me as the least objectionable.

 Sheldon : And I would like to propose that we do that together.

 Amy : you spend an inordinate amount of time in each other's company.

 Penny : Okay, look, just because we're not seeing each other anymore

 Sheldon : Until I find a permanent place, I will stay with friends.

Well... But you can't stay with me. I have a teeny-tiny apartment.

 Sheldon : Excuse me, but isn't hosting guests an aspect of manushya yajna...

 Sheldon : ...one of the five central religious duties or sacrifices of the Hindu householder?

 Alex : No. But by sleeping with him, now he lets me do whatever I want.

 Alex : I also slept with my photographer, my financial manager and my tutor.

 Cameron : After your father slept with you, you were traumatized.

 Penny : From what I heard, they're either having sex or Howard's caught in a milking machine.

 Sheldon : Frankly, if I could afford the rent, I'd ask you to leave.

 Leonard : Your friendship means a lot to me as well. What else?

So if there's an earthquake and the three of us are trapped here...

 House : Well, since you've given me nothing better, we're back to drugs.

 Taub : I'm gonna thread this catheter through different areas in your heart,

 Taub : and once I've found the right pathway, I'll apply some electrical energy.

 Basketball coatch : I'm sorry, but your son can't be on the team.

"O" for organophosphates, "T" for tricyclics, "l" for insulin...

 Chase : Standard tox screen. Unstandard toxins don't show up on it.

 House : Well, you two do an unstandard tox screen. You two search his home.

 Taub : Just never thought of it. But now that we're both on the team...

 Ryan : No foreign fibers or prints. All evidence is pointing towards Emma.

 Esposito : of having an affair with some chick up in Scarsdale.

 Ryan : And we found this in Angelo's pocket. "S.H. Off Saw Mill River Parkway."

 Ryan : S.H. Could be the initials of the lady he was seeing on the side.

 Esposito : Ladies and gentlemen, this is a booty call gone wrong.

 Beckett : why isn't she asking for a flight out of the country?

 Esposito : Beckett, relax. He's just on the phone with the woman.

 Castle : You said everything between you and Angelo was all right.

 Beckett : Do you have any idea what he was doing up there last night?

 Beatrice : I want all this out now. I'm getting out of the hospital.

 Burke : - Oh, we can't, Beatrice. - Tomorrow is my daughter's birthday.

 Beatrice : Apparently, it's the last one I get to celebrate. I'm not spending it here.

 Burke : OK, I'm so sorry. But if we remove this tube, your lung will collapse.

 Alex : You really want to risk dropping dead on the street outside the hospital?

So you thought... scaring her back in the bed was the way to go?

 Burke : It is not your job or your place to take a tone like that with a patient.

 Cristina : Like? They're like people Meredith is related to and never met.

 Izzie : - You think she's going to freak out? - It's not my responsibility to care.

 George : Seems I'm a little rusty on my bead transfer and rope pass.

 Thirteen : He didn't call me attractive, he cast me in his mental porno.

"Attracted" can also mean, "I'm attracted to the whole package, to who you are."

 Foreman : It never does. It's what women choose to hear, not what men say.

 Thirteen : Actually, it's exactly what men say, if they have any brains.

 Thirteen : What can we ask him that's indiscreet, but that he won't hate us for knowing?

 Nick : Your voice is no longer attractive to me with that note of disapproval.

 Foreman : There's a spot on the cingulate gyrus that's not lighting up.

 Thirteen : We can't biopsy that, it's too close to the brain stem.

 Thirteen : we should start seeing his symptoms improve within half a day.

Cameron did an online search, found out Keener travels with his dog.

 Wilson : Oh, no! I was supposed to be giving a paper five minutes ago.

 House : Dr. Wilson has asked me to tender his apologies for his absence.

 House : Unfortunately, there wasn't time to correct the program schedule.

We play the game. We use other words, or we don't use any words at all.

 House : His pain was beyond the point where we could even pretend to treat it.

 Leonard : Can't have your head shoved in a toilet as much as I did

 Penny : Well, if you need a place to crash, you can stay with us.

 Penny : You can stay in Leonard's room, and we'll stay at my place.

We'll do our best. I'm the interviewer and I'm meeting you for the first time.

 Phoebe : -What an unusual name. -You should meet my Uncle Bada.

 The Cooking Teacher : -And the cream? -Cheese makes me thirsty.

 The Cooking Teacher : Something smells good over at Monica's station.

 Castle : Let your hair down? Drop your top? A little Cops Gone Wild?

 Castle : Let me tell you something about crazy people. The sex is unbelievable.

 Castle : Yeah, those guys downstairs, they've done this thousands of times.

Why? l know it's a little weird, but he is a great doctor, okay?

 Chandler : Does he say that before he sticks his thermometer in your tushy?

l seem to remember someone bringing his security blanket to college.

 Chandler : That was not a security blanket. That was a wall hanging.

 Phoebe : If this game is gonna cause problems, I should keep it.

 Chandler : -Why do you want to play this game? -It doesn't spit out a Clark Bar.

No, no. This is a girl fight. I'm hoping it will turn into love-play.

I'm acting hostile. I don't mean to. It's just that I love this game so much..

Wow, it's amazing how well I can play with you yapping around my head..

All right, that's it. Chandler, help me get her out of the chair.

 Castle : Well, Bobby S. Doesn't allow cell phones in his presence.

 Beckett : Feds don't know any more than we do about where Ryan is.

 Beckett : But the main one is that he just wants to do the right thing.

 Beckett : I mean, that's who he is, that's why he became a cop,

 Chandler : Would you like me to write her a little poem as well?

 Phoebe : -You have to get our money. -She couldn't stop crying.

 Phoebe : You know what the first thing I did after my mom's funeral was?

 Phoebe : And there are some people who always try to get out of paying.

...or "These sombreros aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!"

 House : It's more relevant than what you got now, which is squat.

 Stripper : You think I'm kidding? Turn around and get down on your knees.

 Stripper : You think you're the first guy who thought he was special?

 Thirteen : Shockingly, a punk kid getting shot pulling a gun on a cop

There's gotta be something we can do. We can't just let the patient leave.

 Fernando : to lie on your claim than the entire cost of the repair.

 House : His new HIV meds kicked his system out of a sound sleep.

 Foreman : His meds made him so much better, he made himself sick?

Chest x-ray to find the old infection and start him on steroids.

If you're wrong, the steroids will tank his immune system. He'll get worse.

 Wilson : If your patient's got a blood problem, then blood thinners aren't exactly...

 Wilson : Trying to win Stacy back by killing an animal. Very caveman.

 House : I don't want her back. I just want her to admit her feelings for me.

 House : Cuddy fires her or reassigns her. Either way, I'm happy.

 Wilson : shut up and cry yourself to sleep like everybody else.

 Emma : I don't even know why Angelo was at my apartment in the first place.

 Castle : But you didn't make any plans for him to come over last night?

 Lanie : Shouldn't you be off looking at wedding venues or something?

 Kevin Ryan : Think you're being rushed now, wait until after the wedding.

 Javier Esposito : Bro, your wife's hormonal because she's pregnant. What's your excuse?

 Barney : "between you and this woman. She's obviously a prostitute."

I was thinking about your comment and I have three good comebacks.

 Lily : I need a favor. Would you mind driving out to Kennedy with me

 Lily : to pick up this famous ecologist for Marshall's fund-raiser?

 Lily : Apparently, he only speaks Spanish. And you speak Spanish, right?

 Barney : Listen, I know I've been kind of a jerk about your leaving GNB.

 Barney : Maybe, I don't know... if you're not busy, wanna have lunch today?

 House : Fact that he stole your idea means that he cares enough to lie.

 Wilson : Because if you had gone up there to check out my girlfriend,

 Wilson : you wouldn't have come back here and lied to me about it.

 House : You underestimate the entertainment value of your obsessions.

 Wilson : And then there were all those calls you weren't taking in front of me.

 Wilson : So I dialed the number of the calls you weren't taking.

 Wilson : I don't want to torture you at all. I think this is a great thing,

 Wilson : not something you have to drive an hour out of town to shroud in mystery.

 Wilson : So your attitude about therapy clearly hasn't changed.

 Wilson : Which leads me to believe that maybe something else has changed.

 Wilson : Maybe you think you can change. Credit Cuddy with that.

 Cameron : I assume you went because you're tired of screwing up

 House : Australia's Finest. It's a great karaoke bar in Newark.

Dr. Grey needs to get a blood alcohol test before practicing medicine tonight.

 Jill : - I didn't bring in an amputee. - OK, well, one of you did and it's...

 Cristina : I'm already doing the splits. I need a right leg, right now,

 Cristina : or the Chief of Surgery will take away my pretty blue scrubs.

The dining car roof sheared off and sliced through a passenger car.

 Jill : There were multiple decapitations. Your guy can live without his leg.

Some redneck tried to outrun the train, then they give us this boy doctor.

 Charlie : ...but now that you're here, we could have that dinner.

 Cristina : I specifically told you I needed to tell Meredith first.

She's not even going to care about the fact I'm getting married.

 Burke : You were with your friends for 45 minutes running triage drills,

I've never seen a crushed injury so bad and survive. God, she's a mess.

 Alex : She needs to stay on her left side. We got to move her on her left.

It's going to take both of us. Got to get that BP up. On my count.

 Jerry : I was hoping you could come over to dinner sometime and meet them.

 Robin : - It's not more than that? - Get it through your heads.

 House : Oh, unfortunately, I'm overdue on a mani-pedi appointment.

 Foreman : We made the wrong call, he died, there's nothing to present.

 Cuddy : The question of how we deal with two possible diagnoses

 Cuddy : whose treatments are contraindicated is worth discussing.

 Chase : Mom died from kidney failure caused by type 1 diabetes,

 House : Everything's been ruled out, which means we have to re-rule out.

 House : Get a new history and physical. Unless that's crazy, boss.

 Cameron : Been out of the country or on any recent camping trips?

 Leonard : Maybe John Connor's aboard and she's protecting him from an evil Terminator.

If Skynet did exist in the future, a perfect way to infiltrate and destroy mankind...

 Sheldon : ...who have played Terminators in films and television...

 Sheldon : ...lulling us into a false sense of security, i.e. : 

 Howard : Taking the train was a stroke of brilliance. I've actually got a shot at a Terminator.

 Raj : ...you've got a better shot of scoring with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

 Foreman : The leg pain was caused by a muscle cramp from low sodium,

 Masters : Landon didn't respond to doxycycline either. I think we can rule out Lyme.

 House : If only his previous behavior had given you a reason to expect that.

 House : Maybe you don't care if children chew on your caterpillar.

 House : What causes kidney dysfunction on top of everything else?

 Taub : Compromised kidneys secondary to bladder issues points to botulism toxin,

 Thirteen : I'm Dr. Remy Hadley from Princeton-Plainsboro Hospital.

 Thirteen : and we need to test both you and your wife for bone marrow donation.

 Thirteen : We can protect you, but we need to find your parents.

 Sophia : You have my blood, you don't need my name to find a donor.

 Thirteen : You're a minor, you, obviously, forged the emancipation papers.

 Thirteen : Even if we had a donor, we'd still need your parents' consent to treat you.

 Barney : And thus ended this chapter of, "let's pour our hearts out

 Ted from 2030 : She thought about how opening yourself up to another person

 Ted from 2030 : Usually means opening yourself up to going a little crazy.

 Ted from 2030 : She thought about how much easier it was just to be alone.

 House : I know, because I told her you'd go for the sick-grandma story.

Either you're right or I'm right. If you're right, I'll be miserable.

 Mother : You didn't tell me about the spider. Did you get a new couch?

 House : Is that where you watch your cartoons after you take your bath?

 House : I'll write you a prescription for one of these. Just wet and apply.

 Cuddy : You didn't tell anyone else what I'm doing? Not a soul.

Okay. Someone's getting a little fussy. I think it's time for bed.

 Chandler : I watched the tape and passed it along to my bosses and they weren't interested.

 Beckett : Now we figure out what the hell "LokSat 2011 BD" means.

 Beckett : used to transport drugs for Bracken and Vulcan Simmons.

 Beckett : - The tail number on an airplane. - Tail number on an airplane.

 Beckett : We tracked a plane's tail number to this private airport and to you.

 Beckett : I'm sure you've been trained in how to resist interrogation,

 James Wilson : And you think you can tap into her subconscious memory

 Greg House : She might not know what caused her mother's death,

 James Wilson : You're quite impressed with yourself right now, aren't you?

 Greg House : I know she's fine, now, but when you were four or five, she got sick.

 Connie Walesa : Maybe it was actually more than once in a while.

 Irene Walesa : Once she hit her head on the bathroom sink. There was blood all over the floor.

 Montgomery : We've got a very persistent citizen waiting to ask you some questions.

 Castle : Alexis, what are you doing here? How come you're not at school?

 Alexis : - What happened? Was it the drugs? Doesn't look like it. Why?

 Alexis : - found her choking on her own... - Okay! You know... You know what,

 Castle : I think it's time we reset the parental controls on your computer.

Please. I had to set parental control on your computer, remember?

 Esposito : We got a dozen shoeprints off the alley, size five through 11.

 Esposito : She moved from the address they had listed three months ago.

 Beckett : That was about the same time that Hayley went into rehab.

 Ross : This is my home and I want to be able to come and go when I want.

 Phoebe : I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments.

 Ross : ...when I want to kick back with a puzzle... Beer, cold beer.

 MRS SEABURY : That's what they mean when they give you a 60 percent chance of survival.

Means four out of ten people die whether they have the surgery or not.

 MRS SEABURY : Stifling every impulse, following every rule. Now I'm done.

 MRS SEABURY : But at least when I do, I'll know that I have lived.

 FINN : When my wife died, there really wasn't anything anyone could say.

 Beckett : - Can you tell us how it got there? - How would I know this?

 Castle : Because the fake painting is where the real painting used to be.

All I know is I that I asked Fink to acquire it for client of mine.

 Bahir Harun : I assumed he tracked down the owner and made a deal.

 Bahir Harun : But when I went to the gallery that evening, he sent me away.

 Bahir Harun : - Just like I told you. - That's a great story, Mr. Harun.

 Darius Langley : This is crazy. I told you already, I was in class when Mr. Fink was killed.

 Beckett : - Nobody remembers seeing you there. - I sat in the back.

 Castle : - The naughty kids always do. - You were at the gallery

 Beckett : the night that Jeremy confronted Fink about the painting.

 Darius Langley : Listen, there's obviously been some kind of misunderstanding.

 Beckett : It's a signed statement from the super at Preswick's building,

 Beckett : to allow you into Jeremy's apartment so that you could switch out the paintings.

 Thirteen : Neuro-otological pathology could've caused loss of balance.

 Taub : Sure, some people will screw up anything but some won't.

 Cuddy : She's threatening to sue the hospital over our mistreatment of her.

 House : I was just thinking how much I want a relationship with no sex,

 House : Go take a new history, and see if there's any lifestyle change

 Esposito : And it worked, too. Until Claire was gonna ruin it all

 Esposito : by calling the photo out as a hoax, destroying Harvey's reputation.

 Castle : He wasn't waiting for Mandy. He was waiting for Claire.

 Beckett : The one that you killed right after she threatened to expose you?

 Esposito : Wait a minute. I had nothing to do with any of this.

 Beckett : We spoke with him. He said that you sent him to that bar.

 Harvey : It's true, I swear. I remember exactly when it happened.

 Esposito : Yo. That phone call Harvey got came from a burner phone, paid for with cash.

 Beckett : We just wanted to keep you up to date on the investigation.

 Joey : ...get a VCR in our hotel room and never have to go outside!

-If we do that, we've got to rent Die Hard. -I bet the British version is good!

 Valentine : Come on, I inspired you to become a detective, didn't I?

- He's gonna faint. A fainter. - No, code brown, right in his pants.

 Castle : This is just me saying thank you to my family at the 12th Precinct.

 Ryan : Plus, Beckett's our boss now. She doesn't want you working cases.

And the only way I know how to do that is by solving murders together.

 Castle : So I'm not going anywhere. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

 Ryan : You know, she wants me to pick up some stuff on the way home, that's all.

 House : Both of which Foreman saw? He just wanted her out the door!

 Cameron : The twitch could be a miniseizure, unrelated to the diabetes.

The patient's a 30-ish Jane Doe. I thought I just discharged her.

 Cameron : - A twitch could indicate a brain tumor. - Or about a dozen other things!

 Foreman : Come on. There's two things homeless people are good at...

 Foreman : If you're so worried about it being a brain tumor, get her an M.R.I.

 Foreman : When she's clear on that, then you can bounce her out of here. - Well, you've got her all figured out.

 Foreman : I've known a lot more homeless people than you have. - Yes, you've got that going for you.

 Joey : - What are you doing? - I was thinking of moving the couch.

 Joey : - Rach, there is a decent place. - And your lap does not count.

It's the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen...

...and it's at an angle where you don't get any glare coming off Stevie.

 Beckett : and then Gloria kills Sarah in order to avoid exposure.

 Esposito : Yo! Look who got caught trying to buy a ticket to The Bahamas at JFK.

 Gloria Chambers : I needed to distance myself from the agonizing truth that she's dead.

 Vince Powers : Gloria Chambers, also known as Charlene Sellars.

 Gloria Chambers : I served my time for those prior misunderstandings.

And then you latched on to your next meal ticket, Constantine Pirelli.

 Gloria Chambers : I was married to those men. It was our money.

 Beckett : But as usual, you blew it all, and so you looked for your next ticket,

 Castle : You heard an interview where she mentioned being adopted.

Sarah might have been under the impression that she was my daughter.

 Beckett : Listen, whatever you are scared of, I will protect you,

 Beckett : And you have to start with those passports that you helped Anton forge.

 Natalie : And he'd seen so many of them come here with the promise of a job,

 Natalie : and they'd be forced to work in sweatshops, or worse.

 Beckett : Which they couldn't do, not without the right documents.

 Beckett : And you were the one with the high-tech design software.

 Bernadette : Well, I didn't think you were supposed to say "sissy" anymore.

 Penny : but sometimes people think you might come off a little harsh.

 Addison : Spontaneous orgasms, that would solve so many problems.

 George chuckles : It would, it would. I think you smell nice, too.

 Cristina : It's like, you see someone throw up, it makes you throw up, too.

 Izzie : You know what? I'm not hungry. Do you hear me? I'm not hungry!

No, it's not Alex's penis. It's... when you haven't had sex for a long time

 George amused : - That's not helping the beast sleep. - No. No, it's not.

 Esposito : It was actually a unique blend of Jell-O and ladies' perfume.

 Castle : You're saying a kids' dessert mixed with eau de toilette

 Ryan : Which is the precise ratio of the gelatin found at our crime scene.

 Beckett : Most likely, someone from the crew reused the technique

 Ryan : Is it possible to trace them through the stolen gold coins?

 Ryan : I mean, they had to have tried to sell them at some point.

 Esposito : There hasn't been any trace of them since the heist.

 Joey : I could totally get that part. "I'm sorry, this seat is taken."

 Ryan : Actually, Jenny just texted me and I have the night off.

 Gates : Did you really think that I, of all people, would be okay with this?

If I want a kid when I'm 35, I don't have to get pregnant until I'm 34.

 Rachel : Which gives Prada four years to start making maternity clothes.

I don't have to get married until I'm 33. That's three whole years.

 CHRISTINA : his physical therapy with him every night, so he's perfect.

 CHRISTINA : - He's Burke. - Good. Glad to hear it. Welcome back.

 DEREK : - No, I'm fine. How's Dr. Grey? - Oh, she's not pregnant.

 JOE : So for all you know, he could be an older, rugged, ex-Marine-looking dude?

 Ross : Could you have some complimentary toiletries sent up to my room?

...razor, mouthwash, deodorant, floss, Band-Aids, shaving cream, after-shave.

ls there anything else you have that l haven't asked for already?

 Foreman : Do you think there's any way House would take me seriously as his boss?

 Foreman : It's not a coup. I just want to figure out some way we can work together.

 Foreman : I mean, I keep the team running from an administrative point of view,

 Foreman : - Fetal hemoglobin's also elevated. - Just a wee bit.

 Monica : ...that would make this a success. Which would make you...

 Joey : Hang up. You get food poisoning just talking to that place.

 Chandler : You were a delight. You asked those great questions.

 House : Or you enlisted, you got the cool haircut and the awesome pants,

 Foreman : So what causes bleeding, kidney problems and unilateral numbness?

 House : And a complete absence of any record of Cuddy's kidney biopsy.

 Chase : and it's not a bleeding problem, it's a clotting problem?

 Foreman : Clots could explain everything, including the numbness.

 Foreman : We should do an angiogram of his brain, see if we can find it.

I'm not worried. I just want to get the results so she can stop worrying.

 House : I'm gonna need your boyfriend to collect samples of plants

 Natalie [surprised] : Wait. You understand him? What's he saying?

 House : Do you have a cleaning lady who might bring her own supplies?

 House : If it's not relevant to the case, I don't care, and neither should you.

 Natalie : This might be the last time I ever know what he's thinking.

 Castle : Eleven seconds to a confession. That's got to be your personal best.

 Beckett : Well, most likely Justin was cheating on his girlfriend with Anita.

 Beckett : And the two of them met up at the hotel and that's where things went south.

 Beckett : Look, not every case has to be shrouded in mystery and intrigue.

 Esposito : Anita Miller's whereabouts to try to tie her to the hotel.

and he said that she split the bill with another guy, her AA sponsor.

 Cameron : You should have told me, but I should have handled it better, too.

 Cameron : If we want this not to get in the way of our friendship,

 Cameron : I think we both have to apologize and put it behind us.

 Hayley : You can't go out there alone. Someone has to watch your back.

 Wilson : Two different unrelated cancers at the same time is a statistical no-no.

Way I figure it, one in 10,000 of them should have another cancer.

You're just gonna grope around inside an immunocompromised 9-year-old?

 Wilson : - She could die on the table. - I know it's somewhere near the heart.

- It's a mitral heart valve. - No. Get the wax out of your ears.

 Chase : They tend to keep quiet on account of them not having any mouths.

 House : But we could hear an abnormality in the sound of the valve,

The tumor, for example. If we could tell the surgeon where to look,

 Paul : I had my eye on it, but it's probably too rich for my blood.

 Ruthie : Don't sweat it. That's just Rachel, Anne's Head of Development.

 Ruthie : You know, breast cancer, land mines. You know what the best one is?

 Ruthie : That project, what do you call it, the one with the lips?

 Ruthie : I see you've got a big one on the line. Settle in, Katie. I hear he's a fighter.

 Rachel : Listen, we're having a little gathering next month for our top donors.

 Rachel : We're going to unveil plans for a new rehearsal space.

 Rachel : We want you to know that your money is making a difference.

 Esposito cont'd : Hey, so what's it like in there? Is it a buffet, or passed hors d'oeuvres?

 Sheldon : Just don't be shocked when you find out that I don't care.

 Morgan : But maybe she's just confused in this new environment.

 House : added up some dates in the Bible and predicted Jesus' return.

 Wilson : Why are you attacking beliefs that give her a little bit of comfort?

 Greg Page : When Hixton realized what kind of trouble Nicole was in,

 Beckett : And what could you possibly do to help his daughter with her addiction?

 Greg Page : When Hixton found out about it, he went to go see Oz.

 Greg Page : Then we came straight here, been bouncing tunes ever since.

 Greg Page : Yeah, we told the man, "Better stay away from Nicole

 Greg Page : 'cause if we let him live, he was gonna burn us alive.

 Castle : He can't get the cops 'cause that'll get his daughter in trouble.

 Monica : - Would you like something to drink? - Water would be fine.

 Chandler : Well, not actually to death. That's just a figure of speech.

I feeI like I've been here before. Any other couples in the building adopting?

 Monica : Is that that couple on the first floor? We should get a baby before them.

 Monica : You know what would be real weird? If you weren't there.

 Roberta : Three days ago. She called for my birthday. SNIFFLES 

 Roberta : She said she was in trouble because of something that happened at work.

CASTLE : So Laura Cambridge left a tenure-track positi at a respected university

 Castle : that got her into so much trouble she ended up murdered?

Her bank statement said she received recent direct deposits from a DAG Corp.

 Ryan : Now, I had to dig deep within the city's business registries,

 Brian : And he won't mind one bit that you're sitting in his regular spot.

 Beckett : It's really delicious and it comes in this red bottle.

 Brian : How could Donny be dead? I was just with him last night.

 Brian : and Donny went to do the books in the office like always.

I'm going to suck out some of the yolk and replace it with ragu.

 House : Making room for Daddy's hot bisexual with boyfriend problems.

 Thirteen : I mean, I get it, the patient's a nightmare. He posted his case online.

 Beckett : Well, according to her thesis proposal, she became interested in S&M

 Beckett : after witnessing a dysfunctional relationship up close.

 Castle : That actually didn't prove my point like I thought it would.

 Beckett : You know, it says here that Mistress Venom works in a bondage club

 Beckett : somewhere in Dungeon Alley, but it doesn't say which one.

 Castle : Yes, I know where Dungeon Alley is. I want to know, how do you know?

 Beckett : Vice raided a few of them looking for a reason to shut them down.

 Beckett : and the acts are all consensual, it was all perfectly legal.

 Castle : Come on, haven't you ever wanted to do something with your handcuffs

 Ryan : Hey, we tried to trace the creepy calls that Jessica was getting at her office,

 Receptionist : If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here.

There's no guarantee our sperm's going to generate high-IQ offspring.

 Sheldon : I have a sister with the same basic DNA mix who hostesses at Fuddruckers.

 Leonard : A little extra money to get fractional T1 bandwidth in the apartment?

 Sheldon : There's some poor woman who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.

 Sheldon : What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use...

l feel terrible. We should've been strong and left Emma at home.

 Joey : -What is going on with you two? -Well, you see, l'm ovulating.

Maybe you're not ovulating. Maybe it's a clever ruse to get me into bed.

 Phoebe : -Okay. That was Mike. -Oh, Phoebe, honey, we are so sorry.

 Agent Mark Fallon : people flock to the emergency rooms, overwhelm the system.

 Agent Mark Fallon : It's like we're being attacked all over again.

 Agent Mark Fallon : If we can't find the bomb, maybe we can find the target.

 Agent Mark Fallon : going on in the city for the next 48 hours.

 Agent Mark Fallon : - in large numbers. - This is New York City.

 Agent Mark Fallon : Focus on anything political or government related.

 Agent Mark Fallon : Maybe there's a reason they're choosing to strike now.

 Agent Mark Fallon : - So? - Castle got kicked off the task force.

 Esposito : We thought the two of them might have got onto something.

 Montgomery : aren't answering their cell phones in the middle of the night?

Bardot must've had a lot offortitude to make it all the way over here.

 Ortiz : But he also had a tendency to let emotion get the best of him.

 Hayley Shipton : - You chickened out. - I did not chicken out, all right?

 Castle : Beckett's friends at the AG's office might still be alive.

 Esposito : I got enough of communal living when I was in the army.

 Burke : What, you think it's gonna make a good marriage? Well, I don't.

 Burke : I don't want you to marry me because you're placating me.

 Meredith : He probably can't see, there's a flashlight in the closet.

 Callie : Izzie Stevens? I share something with you I am feel uncomfortable about

 George : Why can't you give me the benefit of the doubt that maybe I'm on your side?

 George : I married you and I haven't talked to my best friend in weeks.

 George : Still I'm the dog who gets whacked on the nose with the newspaper.

 Sheldon : you no longer get to enjoy my charming eccentricities.

 Stella : But I did tell you because I thought that I could trust you.

 Stella : You know, there's always a reason not to sleep with a guy,

 Teacher : You don't observe a dance class. You dance a dance class.

Last time there were yogurt containers lying around after class.

 Teacher : -Let's not have that happen again. -She could be you.

 Joey : Practicing blowing you off. I'm gonna be a big movie star!

Joey, it's Estelle. I just talked to the casting people. They loved you!

- My grandmother's gonna see this. - Grandma's gonna have to get in line.

 House : They got the tumor, repaired her heart, but she bled out of her eye.

 House : - True. The cardiac tumor was benign. - That's impossible!

 Wilson : If the tumor's benign, that means it didn't cause her hallucinations.

 House : - That's why I'm mentioning it. - So, the tumor's a coincidence?

 House : - Talk to Wilson. - The retinal bleed, also coincidence?

 Chase : A clot could create pressure behind the eye, cause the bleeding.

 Wilson : A clot could explain the eye, but doesn't explain the hallucinations.

 Foreman : The brain sort of corrects itself after the seizure by hallucinating.

 Wilson : The clot could explain the eye and the hallucinations,

 Wilson : Tumors the size of an octopus wrapped around a little girl's heart

We went in, wiped it out, but it had already sent out a splinter cell.

 Cuddy : We just heard a gunshot, but I haven't been able to make contact.

 Bowman : We'll handle that once we secure our perimeter and set up our positions.

By perimeters I assume you mean snipers. We have to put an end to this.

 House : Which ribs did you break in the fall? Down the left side?

 Taub : This probably cost me my marriage, so it better be awesome.

 House : in which case it's absorbed by the liver and fries that.

 Chase : You think I opened him up and didn't take out his spleen?

 House : Bits of it split off, circulated through his blood stream

 Rachel : ...and people will be whispering, "Oh, that poor girl."

 Phoebe : There was a pregnancy test in the garbage. And it's positive.

 House : She's had the rash a week. If it was this meningitis she'd be dead by now.

 Cuddy : The 800 people milling around are just waiting for the bathroom?

Twelve-year-old female. Fever, rash, neck pains. Not meningitis.

 House : Sure. Pus in the spinal canal makes it hurt to move your head up and down,

 House : Those little pills you're passing out so efficiently...

 Sheldon : After the nightmare of Anything Can Happen Thursday...

 Penny : Stuart has a piece in an art show that's opening tonight.

 Sheldon : Vintage doesn't even begin to describe what we have planned.

 Sheldon : Tonight we are playing the classic 1980 interactive text adventure, "Zork."

 Izzie : - You made me burn my French toast. - You can buy new French toast!

 Thatcher : Yeah, she's out of the woods. Her vitals are strong.

 Addison : She made it through the night, and she's a... She's a fighter.

 Dutch : I run a pawn shop, not a storage company. Do you want it or not?

 House : Everyone wants their stuff. That's why it's their stuff.

CHARLIE : You were told what would happen if you came back here.

 Alexis Castle : Now, do you have any information about Richard Castle or not?

 Alexis : hoping for a call from the famous author Richard Castle.

 Martha : And if he finds out that you have returned and are alive, it will just...

 Martha : Luckily, Robert is a cultured man, he does not watch television.

 Beckett : I can't base an entire murder investigation on your spidey-senses.

 Beckett : All I'm saying is that even though Carver didn't keep cash in his offices,

 Beckett : I mean, these aren't Mensa members we're talking about.

 Beckett : Random just did two years at Five Points Correctional.

 Beckett : And a week after he got out, he was arrested for a B&E.

 Esposito : that if he didn't give it back, then Random was going to take it.

 Beckett : So, Random had a court hearing scheduled for this morning.

 Esposito : They issued a bench warrant for his arrest at 9 : 00 a.m.

 Beckett : Yeah, I do, but I'm not going to be showing any of them to you.

 Beckett : Well, because I don't think you can handle the sight of me straddling it

 Sheldon : Why would Leonard come home early and waste his time kissing Penny

 Penny entering : ...but I thought you'd like to see what you're missing out on. So, ahem, Bernadette?

 Penny entering : Bernadette's wearing leopard-print pumps and a racktastic red dress from Forever 21.

 Penny entering : ...in an outfit I'm assuming is from Forever 63.

 Penny entering : ...am wearing a little number that got me out of two speeding tickets and jury duty.

 Sheldon : I know they're making a rhetorical point, I just don't know what it is.

 Richard : Why do you think she's been here this long? In a private room.

Can't we just keep her here until her room at her daughter's house is ready?

 George : - But... some other service? - I'm the Chief, O'Malley.

 Richard : I can't condone turfing patients onto other services.

 George : You know, one that could keep you here in the hospital for tests.

Find out which it is. - You want me to ask a man whose wife is about to die if he cheated on her?

 House : Actually, I don't want you to ask her anything. Foreman, take the husband. Chase, take the wife.

 House : We all formulate questions based on the answers we want to hear.

 Cameron : And how exactly do you reformulate "Have you screwed around?"

 House : After you got so freaked about the sick babies a while ago, Ifigured that was your thing.

 House : But you've never been prescribed folic acid, and you can't lose a baby if you've never been pregnant.

 Cameron : You pulled my medical records? You coughed the other day. I was concerned.

You were curious, like an eight-year-old boy with a puzzle that's just a little too grown-up for him to figure out.

 Ed : So it's either, uh, sleeping sickness or this rabbit thing?

 Foreman : And unfortunately, the treatment for both is extremely dangerous.

 Foreman : We're hoping your answers to a few questions will help us.

I'm sorry. At least you guys haven't need to hear staff she said in my head.

 Joey : Pheebs? How long do you think this lady will be with us?

 Mrs Green : Is it a living room? Is it a restaurant? Who can tell?

 Amy : Evolutionary biologist Robin Dunbar has identified gossip

 Amy : fighting to the death over the last few cans of tuna fish?

 Robin : Hey, these wings, are they chicken wings or angel wings?

 Taub flatly, But Managing To Sound Bitter : I'm 5'6" and have a receding hairline.

 Taub flatly, But Managing To Sound Bitter : I hate genetics. Medulla's clean.

 Taub : That's because being short and bald doesn't hurt anybody.

 Thirteen supportive : The only thing hurtful about your other genetic predisposition

 Thirteen looking Closely At The Screen : Look up there. The lung. What is that?

 Sam : You exhibited an emotion. I wish I'd known you were capable.

 Wilson : I thought I was gonna be following you to Baltimore, remember?

 Sam interrupting, Not Impressed, And Clearly Pissed Off : How could you think that we still had a real marriage?

 Sam interrupting, Not Impressed, And Clearly Pissed Off : We hadn't had a conversation in months.

 Sam it's Her Turn To Shout : No! No, it's because when you were home,

 Sam it's Her Turn To Shout : it was like talking to a block of ice.

 Sam it's Her Turn To Shout : You were obviously so pissed off at me...

 Wilson : I was killing myself so that you could take that non-paying internship.

 House sitting, Legs On The Desk, Playing With A Rubber Band : Think there's a chance the husband's a plushie?

 Thirteen : If he has a secret, I highly doubt it's more relevant than the clot.

They were really round and burgundy, and they made you look kind of...

 Leonard : I was trying to act like we weren't seeing each other. That was the plan.

 Penny : The plan was to tell people we decided to stay friends.

But that's a little hard to do when you're always being such a toolbag.

 Esposito : A patron identified Old Man Wally as a tenant in a nearby building.

 Landon [politely] : Another pillow would be cool, if you don't mind.

Cuddy puts her to bed at 7 : 30, which cuts way into our training time.

 Foreman : He was without oxygen for less than a minute. It can't be hypoxia.

 Foreman : There's nothing more to discuss. We've got lung and kidney failure,

 Foreman : A systemic disease with multi-organ involvement is the definition of lupus.

 Chase : We should start him on cyclophosphamide. See if it makes a difference.

 Foreman : Interferon isn't an approved treatment for heavy metal toxicity, either.

 House : True. But it's pretty much the only thing we can do for a viral infection.

 House : - We didn't consider it because... - Because it doesn't make sense.

 Foreman : - There's no fever. - Because he's got no immune system.

 House : Thanks to the immunosuppressants you prescribed for lupus treatment.

 Alexis : Gram broke it off with Chet, so I suggested sugar therapy.

 Martha : Million different little things. You know, doesn't drive, he's skinny.

 Martha : I can't even do it. It's like a honking goose, kind of...

 Castle : This morning you were in love. What possibly could have happened?

 Alexis : Dad, back off. The spark died. She's obviously reconsidered.

 Martha : That's right. And now we're going through the five flavors of grieving.

 Ryan : Doc Holloway stopped by this morning to give him a cognitive abilities test.

 Ryan : Castle's testing his drawing abilities. See if he's an artist.

 Beckett : I suppose we should be thankful he didn't offer to pose nude.

 Raj : From that happy young couple over there with all the tattoos.

 Raj : Beautiful story. They're in rival drug gangs and they're getting married.

 Howard : Did you get down on one knee or were you already there? Ha, ha!

 Sheldon : Now, I don't see me as some four-star general back at HQ...

...riding a desk and playing goIf with the Secretary of Defense.

 Sheldon : But I also can't be Sergeant Cooper because that might lead you...

...to think of me as a regular Joe. This might take some thought. As you were.

 Howard : Hey, if I wasn't engaged to Bernadette, that totally could have been me.

 Raj : The god Kamadeva has shot us with his flowery arrows of love.

The onlyjob you could get was working with juvenile delinquents.

 Ryan : But also get revenge on your former boss, who ruined your life.

 Ryan : That's why you convinced Victor to pull that heist, didn't you?

 Esposito : Like records of the bank transfers on your home computer?

 Ryan : that you took to Victor's apartment on the night he was murdered.

AII right. But somehow he found out. And he confronted me at his apartment.

 Slaughter : Too good to be rotting in a cell for a few bonehead decisions.

 Sheldon : we deal with the fact that my mother does not approve of you?

I haven't done any of the things I wanted to do by the time I was 31.

 Phoebe : I just feel like being by myself for a while. See you guys later. Thanks.

 Chase : I seem to remember something about House hating coincidences.

 Park : I think it's Lyme disease. One single disease named Lyme.

 House : I have to get home before my fake wife gets real annoyed.

 Joe : I asked the nurse for an extra pillow. That was half an hour ago.

 Chase : Testosterone can give you a shorter temper even when you're not sick.

 Joe : You deserve proper billing and a salary bump in the second term.

 Marlene : We talked about this. We decided it wasn't worth potentially blowing the deal.

 Dominika : on corner of Edison and Conway. There's just one more thing.

 Ryan : Staring at the phone won't make it ring. I learned that in junior high.

 Esposito : Trust me, he'll call when he's ready. And you're not gonna want to miss this.

This girl made $ 75K a year. How'd she get her hands on half a mill?

 Ryan : Well, at first we thought she was shaking down her auditees,

 Esposito : All from businesses owned or affiliated to Tommy Valentino.

and then getting whacked in an alley, it's all starting to make sense.

 Howard : -I totally had a shot. -With a woman you were chasing in a park.

 Raj : I don't suppose there's any chance you could give me my kite back?

 Sheldon : I'm sorry, Raj, but the rules of aerial warfare dictate...

 Sheldon : And without meaning, the following would be an empty gesture : 

 Penny : -It was pretty good, we won. -Oh, wow, that's excellent.

When we watch Star Wars, we don't say, "We defeated the Empire." Ha, ha.

 Ryan : Before his trial, he spent two weeks in a psychiatric ward

 Phoebe : Oh, my God, Eric, hi! Wait, how'd you get this number?

 Phoebe : Wow. What an incredible violation and wonderful surprise!

Listen, I just.. I thought you should know I broke up with Ursula.

 Eric : Anyway, I was wondering if you were the sort of person who eats lunch?

Because it'd be kind of weird since you just broke up with my sister.

No, no. Wait! I was just saying that so you'd think I was a good person.

So, how would your husband feel about you sitting here with me...

...sliding your foot so far up my leg you can count the change in my pocket?

 Jeremy Preswick : Oh, and apparently I've been reading, as well.

You know what, if we got a dog, I could buy him little saddlebags,

 Castle : and you wouldn't have to worry about getting scoliosis.

 Alexis : In reality, I'm not seeing the guy whose dishes never make it to the sink

- Gram! I thought you were sleeping in. - I was, just not in my room.

 Martha : Oh, I'm sorry, kiddo. But my happiness cannot be contained.

 Alexis : - I'm glad you had a nice date. - Yes, three, four, five...

 Ryan : No. But Castle, we can't do anything if we don't have anything.

 Ryan : If it's him, he won't be able to make a move without us knowing it.

 Kelly Nieman : She's not here, and I have no idea where she is.

 Nieman : I can't help it if her contact information is out of date.

 Esposito : Just like you have nothing to do with Detective Beckett's disappearance.

 Nieman : And how could I be involved? I was with you at the time.

 Gates : We've pulled officers from the 3rd and 8th precincts to help.

 Tory : I have teams from four precincts pulling all video in a 10-block radius

 Amy : ...you either say something meaningful and from the heart...

 Sheldon : ...to look for the annihilation spectrum resulting from dark-matter collisions.

 Sheldon : We're doing serious research which requires complete and utter focus.

 Michael : Look, I've been through a divorce. Trust me, you're gonna be fine.

 Michael : Whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him : 

 Rachel : One phone call, I'll be very quick. I'll even pay for it myself.

 Sophia : Pull up all school uniform insignias from that region.

 Beckett : Wait, right there in the top right corner. They're the same color.

 Tech 1 : Not much, just that she's the daughter of Xiang and Biyu Ganghong.

 Sophia : He's a Chinese businessman with close ties to the Finance Minister

 Sophia : He's extremely influential in shaping his government's economic policy.

 Sophia : He made his fortune selling Chinese military hardware,

 House : you'd have dug in, made me try a hundred other useless things first.

 Cameron : The treatment targets the anterior cingulated cortex.

 Cameron : You're effectively killing who you are just to keep this secret.

 Rachel : ...what is an appropriate amount of time to wait before you make a move?

 Joey : Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point.

 Rachel : Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?

Well, the good news is he won't be bitching about losing his hand if he can't breathe.

The trauma from the fall could have caused acute respiratory distress syndrome.

 House : What if he was sick before he had his run-in with gravity?

 Foreman : Well, pneumonia can cause DIC which can cause cyanotic fingers.

 Cuddy [looking At X-ray] : He wanted to go home. I thought he was lying.

 Cuddy [looking At X-ray] : I told him I had a dinner party. I made him go up there.

 House : Well, why didn't you just take out a gun and shoot him?

 House : Maybe we could have sent some blood cultures to the lab

 Cameron : If it's just garden-variety bacterial pneumonia, he's gonna be fine.

 Wilson : Sure. I've nothing better to do besides departmental meetings and budget reports.

 Wilson : New chairman of the board, you know. Oh, I hadn't heard.

 Wilson : And a very bad omen for you. There's not much money in curing African sleeping sickness.

 House : "Oh, Dr. Cameron, we should have dinner to discuss your future on my G5 private jet."

 House : Yes, I'm the big poobah, the big cheese, the go-to guy.

 House : I've been through three regime changes in this hospital. Every time same story.

 Foreman : Mine could be coming. I could have got it directly from him

 Foreman : Deliver linezolid directly into our brains, and we're cured.

 Cameron : Samples tested negative for toluene, arsenic and lead.

 Cameron : We have to go back to Joe's apartment, get more samples...

 House : No one goes back to that place until we know what we're looking for.

 House : Get some of that cop tape, stick it over the doors and the windows.

 Cameron : - It's not your fault he got sick. - But it would be his fault if we did.

 Cameron : There's too much edema from the bleeding because you gave him heparin.

 Chase : This could be a simple staph infection causing neurodegeneration.

 Chase : The mush might be forming an abscess, and since there was inflammation

If I'm going to be arguing with Foreman, I may as well do it directly.

 Rachel : You know what a big deal it is for them to get on a plane.

 Rachel : And you can get in the buggy and go to church, get baptized.

I'll be living it up here with your curling iron and your cable TV,

Monica, you remember mean, old Mrs. Kreiger in fifth grade? She was 30.

Doing nothing on your 30th is better than doing something stupid, like Ross.

- I can't believe you bought this. - Really. God, Ross, what were you thinking?

It's great to meet a smart, funny guy who's emotionally older than 8.

 Stack : Sorry to disappoint, Mr. Castle, but it's a human perp we're after.

 Stack : that was sent out the exact moment the pilot lost control.

 Stack : Whoever did this had to know how to defeat the signal encryption

 Stack : Hey, I agreed to tell you what I knew, which I've done.

 Beckett : If Warburg hacked that drone, then he's our murder suspect.

 Beckett : Let's dig into this guy, and see who we're dealing with.

 Esposito : chief designer for the operational software used in military drones.

 Castle : Okay, okay. I hate to ask, but do you think maybe we should postpone?

 Castle : You shouldn't be doing this alone. I'm coming up there.

 Castle : Yes! Absolutely. Everything here is completely under control.

 Castle : They had a circus party there tonight, with some first-time fire-breathers.

 Castle : I have no place to get married and no one to get married to.

 Castle : Are you kidding? Where are we gonna find a venue in Manhattan

 Alexis : We can move the whole party to our house in the Hamptons.

 Castle : Yes. Yes! We've held larger parties than this out there.

 Martha : Brilliant! I will call the housekeeper first thing in the morning

 Martha : Oh, please! I once staged A Chorus Line on a subway platform

 The Teacher : Excellent! What Rachel has shrewdly observed here...

 Phoebe : I think that yours is a question with many possible answers.

 Phoebe : Why would you start again after chewing all that quitting gum?

 Rachel : Ross, there is no pressure on you, okay? I mean, you can be as involved as you want.

 James Wilson : I put a different restaurant in my date book. I'm firing my assistant.

And I speak in Latin, because I don't try to hide what an ass I am.

 Amber Volakis : It will be easier to observe our interaction if you're at the same table.

Any minute now, she's going to hit him in the face with your testicles.

 Greg House : This isn't just about the sex. You like her personality.

 Greg House : You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves...

 Rachel : I kept trying to make you a better person, but you're...

 Rachel : You're already a pretty perfect version of what you are.

 Phoebe : However and whenever you decide to propose, I promise I'll say yes.

 Sheldon appearing in an apron and carrying a tray : Behind you.

 Sheldon : Now, since I don't like touching other people's coins...

 Sheldon : ...and I refuse to contribute to the devaluation of the word "genius"...

 Castle : and I'll prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law.

 Castle : Besides, it sure was great seeing her face twitch like that.

 Marshall : I just want to shut my eyes for a few seconds before it starts.

 Foreman : We don't even know what, if anything, is wrong with his heart.

 House : so he can live long enough for you to finish the tests.

 Wilson : Too bad you distracted me. Now I'm thinking I might change my mind.

'Cause nothings happened, but we've talked about it a lot and...

 Natalie [almost Crying] : It's just really hard doing this by myself.

 House : You think he knows anything about women who don't want to have sex?

 Adams : Hormone levels are normal. This woman seems perfectly healthy.

 Amy : Well, what about your fear of stray nails and butt cracks?

 Thirteen : Excess platelets lead to clotting throughout the body.

 Taub : So the clotting doesn't start in the blood, it starts in the lungs. Pulmonary embolism.

 Amber : Last time, you used grain alcohol instead of the sambuca.

Well, it explains my lack of eyebrows by the end of the evening.

 Amber : Ever wonder what's happening every time our patient gets sicker?

 Marisol : He left notes for Orlando in a mailbox with a time and a place.

 Castle : looks like being open to the public comes with a price.

 Priest : trying to take advantage of more than just our outreach programs.

 BURKE : Dr. Hahn is here. Invite her to scrub in with you, Dr. Shepherd.

 GEORGE : - I can't do this now. - I slept with Mark to get over you.

 CALLIE : It didn't work. It was a mistake, but I did not betray you, George.

 MRS. DICKERSON : - Where are you taking her? - She's having an operation.

 BAILEY : She has some bleeding in her chest and they need to operate.

 BAILEY : Mrs. Dickerson, you should go back to your husband's room and wait there.

 Sheldon : What if we use some form of operant conditioning techniques

 Raj : Not getting to see who wins at pigeon ping-pong comes to mind.

 Robin : You should listen to it. Just don't put too much pressure on it.

All those "famous last word"" people supposedly said? They're all made up.

 Phoebe : How are things going with Crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet?

 Ross : And his response to each one was, "I don't give a tiny rat's ass."

...but maybe that's just because I am not emotionally unavailable.

 Lanie : In fact, there's a residue pattern from his belly to his chest.

 Lanie : Looking at the pattern, I'd say your Wall Street wolf was wearing a wire.

 Beckett : removed it from the victim's body after shooting him.

Well, we're checking with other branches of law enforcement right now.

 Beckett : You know, no one in Cordero's life seems to know who she is,

 Joey : I worked on it myself, and I gotta say I am pretty good.

 Joey : Oh, well, I think I am. Yeah, and I think I'm definitely gonna get the part.

 Foreman : That thing in his brain goes away, the kid slips into a coma.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, maybe I should take you down to my neighborhood.

 Beckett : And I suppose you've never heard of a Peter Cordero either.

When we were kids, and the gang wanted to take him, I wouldn't let 'em.

It just, it makes things too hard, so please don't chase me anymore.

 Sheldon : you should know that fanning yourself in a humid environment

 Rajj : Huh. That does explain why the servants used to look so hot

 Taub : Over time, your personal physician may reduce it a little.

 Taub : With these injections, you will see an increase in sex drive.

 Chase : It's not a plumbing problem. Means it's probably neurological.

 House : contains so much ethanol that it's going to bind with that

 House : What causes both lung scarring and the itchy, splotchy red blotchies?

 House : To complete the second half of the caffeine delivery system.

 House : Same color coming out as going in. Do you think that's a marketing thing?

 Cameron : that ground-up spiders can cure cancer. Can I go now?

 Cameron : if I know someone else who's been through the same thing?

 Wilson : He needs the medication, which is why I prescribed it.

 Tritter : where people who have real injuries end up getting addicted.

 Sheldon : Oh, and technically, it's apples that turn into were-oranges

 Sheldon : We should do it sometime when you aren't all PMS'ing.

 Sheldon : I'm confused. Was there some sort of peer-review committee...

 Sheldon : ...that's been traipsing around the solar system for billions of years...

 Sheldon : ...more noteworthy than any other scientific accomplishment by someone under 30?

Boy, I bet Ellen Page's friends aren't giving her this kind of crap.

 Sheldon : Raj had just introduced us to Priya for the first time.

 Michael : I'm sorry. She said that being there reminded her of the good old days.

So! I'm trying to put together a timeline of Allison Goldman's last hours.

"I'd like to talk to you about your employee, Allison Goldman. "

 Castle : - Allison didn't work there. - Not yesterday, not ever.

 Beckett : Well, if she wasn't going into the city three times a week for a job,

 Esposito : with four hundred bucks in cash for the family kitty?

 Castle : or one afternoon at the museum when she ducked in to escape a rainstorm.

 Castle : before she had to give up that cute apartment with the partial river view.

 Castle : Yeah. Allison Goldman wouldn't have some cheap affair.

 Castle : This person would have had to have meant something to her.

 Castle : Someone who cared for her. Someone who listened to her.

 Castle cont'd : - something she wasn't willing to do. - Like leave her husband.

 Kutner : which released toxins that caused the locked-in syndrome.

 Kutner : I know we've told you several times that we knew what this was,

 Castle : And Smith said that the person who made that recording

 Castle : Okay, but if Montgomery did have that kind of evidence,

 Beckett : I have a box of her things in my apartment. We've got to go back.

 Castle : And how about Donovan's guys? He'll have cops up there.

 Esposito : So, what, we should just wait here until you guys get hungry?

Eh, not as droll as a grown man passed out in a puddle of his own urine.

 Sheldon : I am also a son of the Lone Star State. I'm Texas through and through.

 Martha : Alas, you're going to have to stagger along without me.

 Martha : It's not the biggest role in the world, but I do love summer stock.

 Martha : I'm gonna be gone through August. Alexis is away, and...

 Martha : I don't want him to assume that I'm gonna always just be around.

 Castle : - You were expecting to be alone? - No, you're just home early.

 Alexis : This is Carter. He's going to the Princeton program, too.

 Alexis : I friended him on the program page and found out he lived nearby,

 Alexis : We just thought it'd be nice to go there knowing someone,

 Martha : Old enough to do all the things you did when you were his age.

 Martha : Oh! I almost forgot to tell you. James Patterson called.

 Raj : My point is if I were a horse or a bird I'd be very nervous around James Cameron.

 Sheldon : It amazes me how you constantly obsess over fictional details...

 Sheldon : For example, why wasn't William Shatner in the new Star Trek movie?

 Leonard : Hey, Sheldon, I was up in the administration office...

 Leonard : ...and I happened to overhear the name of the winner...

You wanna rub my nose in the fact my contributions are being overlooked again?

 Sheldon : What self-important preening fraud are they honoring this year?

 Thirteen : I told you there's nothing here that could've caused any of his symptoms.

 Thirteen : And now we're gonna find something new because we're in costume?

 Thirteen : Just because Wilson's acting stupid doesn't mean we are.

 House : all that crap about honor and chivalry, Wilson's naturally like that.

 House : ...a sucker and a target. Someone's got to look out for him.

 Shop Clerk : My uncle owns the shop. I just started apprenticing.

 Dr. Victor : It'll take at least an hour longer, and we might not get it all.

 Bailey : Frankly, if you're worried about missing your tee time,

 Izzie : - What Humphrey wants is his erection. - She's yours. You get her out.

 Dr. Bailey : let's pretend it's you on this table and give this a try.

 House : You spend an awful lot of time in church for someone who doesn't.

 House : God is also the guy who opened his car door in front of you.

Yeah. You're making a volcano. Looks like it. What you doing, baby?

 Stack : Special Investigator for the Attorney General's office.

 Stack : Tanner was under scrutiny by the FBI, DHS and the Pentagon,

 Stack : Somebody objective needed to look into his death, so they picked me.

When did you realize that he was killed by a drone and not a car bomb?

 Stack : I didn't know where this was headed. The AG needs deniability.

 Beckett : where this is headed, but it seems pretty clear to me.

 Stack : I went over the logs at Fort Drummond. It didn't come from there.

 Stack : Why get rid of him in a way that could bounce back on them?

 Foreman : Without a transplant, she'll be dead in the next 48 hours.

 Chase : We should increase her immunosuppressants and target more specifically.

 Foreman : It's rare even by our standards but it fits her symptoms.

 Foreman : Explains why the steroids aren't working, poor fingernail growth.

 Foreman : A lot of people don't have three organ systems shutting down.

 Foreman : which is what we're trying to do with the steroids anyway.

 Castle : Clearly, they already know who he is, if they're trying to kill him.

Like you said, he's gotta be a significant witness in a pretty big case.

 Beckett : So, what do we do? Hop in the car, drive down to the Bada Bing?

 Castle : He's a capo with one of the families. He's actually pretty nice.

Sal! Whoa, whoa! Sal! No, let me go. Oh, jeez. Sal, it's me. It's me, buddy.

 Sal : Vito! Vito, wait! Vito, wait! Hold on. I was just messing with him.

No, you're right. No. It wasn't funny. It was frigging hilarious!

 Fulton : he wanted to tell someone, but we were all too scared.

 Fulton : With what he's getting from his family, it was a drop in the bucket.

 Castle : DK wouldn't have access to it until his 21 st birthday.

 Beckett : and it was going to get destroyed, along with the truth.

 Marshall : But the super told me that he'd seen one dr. Greer...

 Dr Greer : Oh, thank god. Yeah, yeah, yeah, mostly just dog testicles.

 Joey : Rachel, there you are. Let's serve that dessert already!

 Callie : And find myself a recently traumatized emergency surgery to scrub in on

 Callie : with your sore throat and your sprain, and what was the other one?

 Izzie : - They need to be treated. - My buddy's trapped under a car.

 Vince : He's in a real bad way. Please. He's my best buddy. Please.

 Richard : - I want you at that scene. - You don't need me here?

 Richard : And I want you to get in there and bring them back alive.

 Richard : - What's the news? - Shepherd and Grey are on the rocks.

 Frank Jr. looks At The Triplets : Oh, crap, don't wake up! Don't wake up!

 Chandler : - Where are Bill and Colleen? - Kitchen, getting something to eat.

 Chandler : I didn't get to the bathroom. I bumped into Owen on the way.

 Chandler : He didn't know he was adopted. There's a slight chance...

 Monica : Oh, my God, where's my purse? No, I can replace everything in there.

We'll see. Heads up, you people in the front row. This is a splash zone.

 Sheldon : You begged me to come, I came. There's just no pleasing you.

 Leonard : You're right. I'm the problem, the one that needs help.

 JANELLE : You think I should tell him. Everyone says I'm wrong.

 ALEX : What happens when he's 6 or 7 and wants to meet his dad?

JVD and muffled heart sounds. She's unstable. The OR can't wait.

 MRS. DICKERSON : Larry didn't have anything wrong before the accident.

 DEREK : to repair the hole in his trachea, which is his windpipe.

 MRS. DICKERSON : So that means that you need to operate on his chest and his head?

 Amy : What about the woman who just buttered your big flat feet?

 Wilson : because the growth was fibrous tissue. It wasn't infectious.

 House : and all we got was this lousy, non-infectious fibrous tissue.

 Cameron : Matty had a fever. He got sicker when we suppressed his immune system.

 House : Something is turning his healthy heart valve into gristle.

 Harris : Mr. El-Masri admitted he had close ties with the previous regime in Egypt.

 Harris : It's possible his daughter's abduction was motivated by revenge.

 Gates : You do whatever you need to do to get him back his little girl.

 House : A man of your stature should get himself checked at least three times a year.

 Vogler : Here's a few key points I want you to cover during your speech.

 House : I can't fire you, so you have no reason to fear me and, therefore, no reason to lie to me.

 House : You told Cuddy where I was. You told Vogler what I was doing.

 Lynne : So look me in the eye, tell me you'd want to live like that.

 Foreman : How do we connect abdominal pain and numbness in the extremities

 House : Was it bling account? Med plan didn't cover tattoo removal?

 House : In a few short weeks, seems like I've just turned towards the light.

 Cristina : I'd rip your face off if it meant I got to scrub in.

 George : Who here feels like they have no idea what they're doing?

 House : Bacteria in the bowels means there's bacteria in the poop.

 House : But her wrong idea led to his right one. It was a vital screwing.

 Taub : We think your surgery might have caused an infection called SIBO.

A stool test will help us to confirm. Put some of what you're full of in here.

 Emmy : If surgery could somehow make you taller, wouldn't you do it?

 Taub : Sure, but I wouldn't call a meeting of the Lollipop Guild

 Taub : and tell them they can grow if they work real hard at it.

 Emmy : I tell them how to get healthy, how to improve their lives.

 Emmy : When I got the surgery, I got healthy and when I got healthy, I got happy.

 Taub : But if you are, being healthy didn't do it, being pretty did.

 Cuddy : Other doctors actually use their offices for crazy stuff like seeing patients,

 Cuddy : not throwing a ball against the wall and calling it work.

 Wilson : Don't take his office and pretend like all you're doing is taking his office.

 Sheldon : I was working with luminous fish and I thought, "Hey...

 Leonard : Because one of the great minds of the 21 st century...

 Leonard : ...is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes.

A serape is open at the sides, a poncho is closed. This is a poncho.

 Sheldon : In the next four to eight days, she's going to get very crabby.

 Mrs Cooper : Sweetheart, your little friend is concerned about you.

 Sheldon : I'm a grown man capable of living my life as I see fit.

 Beckett : - Hey, got anything? - Just that our vic used to be married.

 Esposito : Housekeeper I was talking to said that Eliska mentioned it to her once.

Could you step around, please? We'd like to ask you a few questions.

 Beckett : And then you cleaned out your apartment and you disappeared.

 Henry : And since there was no way I was gonna get security clearance,

 Henry : I was just looking for proof that Tom stole my idea for Hytch.

 Henry : Will heard the struggle. He came in and he pulled me off.

 Beckett : so you decided to use the suit to kill him instead, right?

 Beckett : Do you think maybe he was upset that she came with someone else?

 Castle : Mmm. Jealousy. Money. Murder. Does it get any better than this?

 Beckett : We believe that there was evidence overlooked during the autopsy

 Sara : Well, you told me you caught the man. You told me it was over.

 Montgomery : But whoever killed Olivia just murdered two more people.

 Sara : She quit school to take care of her mother when the cancer got bad.

 Sara : After her mother passed, it was like she had to get away.

 Bitsy : She actually makes me miss that pill-popping ex-wife of his.

 Bitsy : Do you know who's moving back into town? Tom and Sue's daughter, Jen.

 Theodore : You remember her, Michael. She's lovely, well-behaved and single.

 Bitsy : You can have all the sailor fun you want with that one.

All Phoebe has done is try and get you to like her. Maybe it's not clear...

 Mike : -She's a little different than you are. -Michael, a pimp spit in her mouth.

 Mike : You don't have to like her. Just accept the fact that l do.

 Ryan : Because the day he was killed, a witness saw you threatening him.

 Eric : I was pushing him to attend a Pathological Liars Anonymous meeting.

 Esposito : But then how can we believe anything you say about Dave?

 Eric : I'm reformed. I took a vow of honesty, a pledge to refrain from lying.

...a farmer's cheese that would cause Leonard to render any room...

 Sheldon : So if at some point you find yourself with nothing to do...

 Penny : What's wrong, Superman? Locked out of your big ice thingy?

If you don't have a good time, I'll give you 10 grand, we're even.

Well, your laundry smelled so good that I thought I'd curl up in it.

 Frank : Well, just probably the worst one since I've been alive.

 House : so he needed more time to rebound from the initial dehydration.

 House : So, I go down a blind alley, looking for a blind uterus,

 House : It was your freaked-out over-protectiveness that nearly killed him.

 House : He's young. A few weeks of dialysis, he should be fine.

 Thirteen : I saw you talking to your parents earlier, that's good.

 Thirteen : He needs everything to be nice, wants to see the best in everyone.

 Thirteen : Kitchen's clear. Yeah, friendly is a dangerous thing.

 Thirteen : So, the object in life is to get hurt just the right amount?

 Thirteen : Excuse me if I don't go out of my way to take relationship advice from you.

 House : Would that be the echo that Foreman chose not to run with you

 Foreman : You mad at me because you think Kutner screwed up the echo?

 House : Irregular heartbeat would account for the pulmonary edema.

 Taub : and if she had vasculitis, she'd be too weak to work in the factory.

 Barney : Wait, wait, I can't do this. She'll never take me seriously.

 Barney : - who sounded alarmingly close to Ted? - Hey, Ted hit that for over a year.

and since you've never seen Star Wars, I figured, why not? No big deal.

 Marshall : - Off to a bad start. - What are you doing down there?

 Marshall : I'm making sure my best friend is marrying the right woman.

 Phoebe : If we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.

 Carly : We got separated. I need to know if my little boy is alive.

Ifyou'll let me take you to triage, I promise you I will find your son.

 Vince : We drive together to work and suddenly there's this huge jolt.

 Izzie : There's not much I can do until we get him out of here.

"An examination of the economic, cultural and political roots of slavery...

 Penny : You just assumed my paper would be bad, so you wrote one for me?

 Leonard : - I assumed it would be good. Then I read it. - What?

Well, I mean, it was good. There were just a few things that needed a little polishing.

 Lanie Parish : And he's hungry, 'cause he keeps going after the girls.

Well, who can blame him? Hi, buddy. What's your name, little man?

 Beckett : - So, is this the baby's father? - RYAN : We don't really know.

 Esposito : But what we do know is his name is Cameron Ducane, 30.

 Esposito : Lived in the Bronx. There's no baby pictures in his wallet.

 Esposito : He's got a commercial driver's license, probably drives for a living.

 Ryan : Listen, do you have any idea what it costs raising a child in New York City?

 Beckett : Okay, contact Ducane's next of kin. Let's see if this little guy is indeed his.

 Beckett : - able to get him back to his family. - BABY FUSSING 

 Ted : With the one that I dated for a year! Are you kidding me?

 Raj : Stuart, is the Wil Wheaton signed up for the Mystic Warlords Tournament...

 Howard phone rings : Excuse me, are you saying that Wil Wheaton...

...a.k.a. Ensign Wesley Crusher on Star Trek : The Next Generation...

 Stuart : I'm sorry, did I rob you of the opportunity to stumble onto that for yourself?

No, wait, you don't understand. Growing up, I idolized Wil Wheaton.

Yeah, I was such a fan that in 1995 I traveled 10 hours by bus...

 Sheldon : ...in order to meet Wil Wheaton and get him to autograph...

 Ext - Aster Park : - Castle. - But the old man wouldn't listen to me.

but how am I gonna enjoy my retirement with you and the Mrs. hunting me?

 Castle Voiceover : It doesn't have to be. We could go to dinner, debrief each other.

 Beckett Voiceover : Why, Castle? So I can be another one of your conquests?

 Leonard : Penny thinks I'm too smart for her. That's ridiculous.

 Leonard : I know what's been bothering you about us, and I have the answer.

- What are you talking about? - I wanna say that it's not Sheldon's fault.

 Leonard : If Howard hadn't drugged him, he would've taken it to his grave.

 Leonard : Now that we know what the problem is, there's a simple solution.

 CHRISTINA : Probably, but none of that matters because you'll be dead.

 BAILEY : and tenderness over McBurney's point, which suggests...

 GEORGE : You're staying at the Archfield. How are you affording that?

 CALLIE : And if you come see me tonight, I just might show you one or two.

"Kaboom! The True Story of a Domestic Terrorist Turned Suburban Housewife,

 Beckett : He remembers seeing a guy just like you outside their house

 Adam : she knew things that only someone on that ship could know.

 Adam : So, I started following her around. Eventually, she led me to Cynthia Dern.

 Adam : After I found out where Cynthia lived, I went and told my mom.

 Lauren : But then they went and dropped you down that elevator shaft.

...you're gonna have to put some teeny, tiny porno magazines behind the toilet.

Though I'm not seeing anyone now, I've never felt better about myself.

 Penny : Are we talking one-night stand or do we wanna get him into a relationship?

 Penny : Raj, you're a great guy, you're in a bar full of single women. Let us help you.

 Bernadette : You're shy, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't have someone in your life.

 Bernadette : We'll nose around, see if we can find a nice girl and then introduce you.

 Raj : Don't tell them I come from money, I want them to love me for me.

 Raj : Okay, an eight is acceptable if she's willing to bring another eight to the hot tub.

 Stuart : I don't remember you buying these miniatures in my store.

 Esposito : I think I may have found something on these audio files

 Esposito : of inane conversations between Ella and her roommate.

 Beckett : This directory lists over 100 people that work there.

 Montoya : But Ella was sure she entered them into the calendar correctly.

 Montoya : She wanted to know if the calendar had been tampered with.

 House : We're a bit of a specialized hospital. We generally only deal with patients while they're actually sick.

 Bill : and he does what they want, even if you fix him, he's dead.

 Bill : I'll take away the things you love till there's nothing left.

It's not addressed to Days Of Our Lives. This came to your apartment.

Joey, remember we talk about good thing and bad thing. This is a bad thing.

 Chandler : You are going to a clinic! You're going to a clinic!

 Honey : I guess he recently decided to get in touch with his dad.

 Racine : This item or items that were in the safety deposit box,

 Racine : if they're so valuable, why aren't you out chasing down Mr. Finch's associate

 Castle : How does it help Racine if we find Finch's partner first?

 Tom : He'd have no trouble having Finch's partner killed in jail.

 Ted : I can't tear down The Arcadian. I'm sorry, but I'm off the project.

I appreciate the great turnout, but just so we're all on the same page,

 Howard : That's ridiculous. Sheldon, I vote that is not a tangent.

 Sheldon : Negative reinforcement is the removal of a positive stimulus.

 Bill Murray on screen : I'm studying the effect of negative reinforcement

 Monica : You notice how neither one of them are wondering where I am?

 Beatrice : Now, if he lives with his mother, you run the opposite way.

 Beatrice : because there's nothing tackier than a drunken bride.

 Beatrice : And you're going to feel overwhelmed by this little life you're responsible for.

 Beatrice : And you're going to think... worry everything you do is wrong.

 Beatrice : Whether your kid is a concert pianist or a math genius, it just doesn't matter

Congratulations, Pete, you're our drunkest murder suspect this year.

The city's where I work. You know, like drywall, like pipe-setting.

 Pete : Wait a minute. You after me for murdering a two-point buck?

 Pete : Donny wouldn't let me in because of that bitch bartender.

 Ryan : Because you were drunk and angry and he wouldn't let you in?

 Castle : with John Raglan and Gary McCallister the night that Bob Armen was killed.

 Beckett : Just because he's not mentioned in it, doesn't mean he wasn't there.

 Montgomery : If Lockwood's going after this third cop, he's still in town.

That son of a bitch doesn't need to see the inside of another courtroom.

 Beckett : Bleach in the cabin. They were destroying DNA evidence.

Mechanic says that the chopper must have been stolen and returned

 Beckett : Lockwood was in prison for months. Why would he make a move now?

 Sanchez : Vega was the one who decided to pick a fight with me.

 Sanchez : I was in charge of his schedule in Cuba. I guess he didn't like to be told

 Sanchez : We did a counter-revolutionary the courtesy of allowing him back

 Sanchez : on our soil. We weren't about to just let him wander around.

 Sanchez : He was very emotional the whole time he was there, talking to the locals,

 Sanchez : feeling sorry for them because they were poor and he was rich.

 Beckett : Is it possible that he was trying to funnel money to the island?

 Beckett : - Help some of the locals out, maybe? - Not on my watch.

 Castle : Yeah, you can't have that. Rich people sharing their wealth.

 Sanchez : The truth is that Cano Vega, like all Americans, was spoiled.

 Sanchez : When the poverty was before his eyes, it's an unspeakable tragedy,

 Sanchez : He didn't know that I was aware, but do you want to know the thing

 Castle : Why would Buckley be investigating a call girl service he was using?

 Beckett : Maybe Danton tried to blackmail Buckley and it backfired.

 Castle : So, then Danton tried to scare Buckley by threatening his brother-in-law.

 Castle : And then when that didn't work, Danton killed Buckley.

All right. Let's find out everything we can about this Danton character.

 Montgomery : Have Ryan and Esposito reach out to Vice in the morning.

 Scarlett Price : - Really? That's your line? - I'm old-fashioned.

 Scarlett Price : I came to New York in this ancient blue Beetle.

 Castle : The first draft of my new manuscript was due yesterday,

 Alexis : Someone just canceled but we have to send them a deposit ASAP

 Alexis : - I know we had plans, but... - Not just plans. Memorial Day.

 Castle : I mean, I got the illegal fireworks, the kind you like.

 Alexis : - and I'll fill the rest out for you later. - Mmm-hmm.

 Castle : No. No, it's a summer program for high school students at a college.

 Chandler : Eleven days before Halloween. All the good costumes are gone?

 Penny : Sheldon's not here. Why don't you take the sweater off?

 Penny : Sweetie, every night you don't kill him in his sleep, he wins.

 Leonard : I just... I have to find the next of kin, and send 'em the DVD

 Leonard : and then just wait for someone with my complexion to die

 Penny : So you can send it to Princeton and get your money back.

 Sheldon : I don't know why that surprises you. I'm a grown man.

 Caleb : That's how long the brain continues to function after the body dies.

 Caleb : that's when they say that our lives flash before our eyes.

 Beckett : Well, Caleb is a lot of things, but he's not suicidal.

 Beckett : Because he was scared. Trust me, Castle, I turned him.

So Judge Koberjust denied our search warrant request for The Lucky Dragon.

 Beckett : Does she know that we like them for two attempts on Alan's life?

 Beckett : You know, if Horatio and the Triads are working together,

 Howard : He was just wondering if he wore skintight jeans and a tank top...

 Penny : What are you saying? That I'm using my body to get dinner?

 Penny : Let me tell you something, I pay my own way in this world.

I've been having leftovers for four days and I wanted something different. So sue me.

 Sheldon : Forgive me, Penny, but that would be the very definition of a frivolous lawsuit.

 Joey : What about her? They've only been going out for two weeks.

 Joey : ...I've never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you.

 House [speaking Mandarin] : I could have you checked into a facility

 House [speaking Mandarin] : that exclusively treats mental disorder.

 House : Real estate that's been conquered 800 times by 800 different regimes

 House : I claim this burger in the name of Queen Isabella of Spain.

 Lawrence Kutner : She could have caught something from one of them.

 Lawrence Kutner : Travel. Do you know if she's been out of the country recently?

 Lawrence Kutner : It's just video clips. Maybe she narrates where they are.

 "thirteen" : Yeah, maybe they're having sex on a pile of asbestos.

 "thirteen" : You altered your behavior because you're friends with her.

 Holt : That's no easy exit, Prado. How did you get the piece out?

 Holt : that he didn't notice me cut the trip wire on the Goya's back.

 Serena : One day you realize that you or someone else is going to get hurt.

 House : You see, this is why the face-to-face interview is so important.

 Chase : Ventilator's helping, but at this rate, her time's basically up.

 Ryan : Why? I mean it doesn't look like it was worth very much.

 Ryan : If it was about money, how come he didn't take her purse?

 Calderon : Have you made any progress finding Valerie's killer?

 Beckett : Tell me, what was the exact nature of your relationship with Dr. Monroe?

 Castle : You see, unlike you, I don't take long romantic drives with my doctor.

 Calderon : We don't yet live in a world where passion is a crime, do we, Detective?

 Castle : That's a lovely necklace you're wearing, Mr. Calderon.

 Castle : to the bracelet that Valerie was wearing the night she was killed.

 Calderon : That's because I gave it to her as a token of my affection.

 Castle : Well, considering it's an heirloom, no wonder you wanted it back.

 Wendy : I always felt there was this unspoken connection between us.

 Chandler : Anyway, if I'm the only one left out of this wedding...

 Chandler : ...I just know that all those feelings are gonna come rushing back.

 Phoebe : No, we're gonna do it my way. Because your way is stupid.

Did you guys know that there's a giant ice sculpture in the hall?

 Monica : I guess it got sent to the billing address as opposed to the shipping address.

 Howard : is it supposed to come with a rat flopping around in it?

 Phillip : I know where he was headed and what name he's gonna use.

Jerry Tyson gave that gun to Philip Lee, knowing he would use it.

 Sheldon : I've rewritten to get children interested in the hard sciences?

 JAKE : We're going to have this surgery and you can't have us both.

 JAKE : This is the part where you're supposed to say, "You, Jake. I choose you. "'

 IZZIE : I think it's romantic. Two brothers fighting over the same woman.

The "conjoined twin having sex in front of the other one" thing.

Did you have some kind of signal so that the nurses wouldn't know?

I get coffee for Sloan. Yang gets surgeries none of us would get.

 GEORGE : Got a head count on how many patients you two lied to in the past month?

 Sheldon : ...of the steady clickety-clack of steel wheels on polished rails...

 Sheldon : - ...your sour disposition will abate. - Yeah, maybe.

 Leonard : Back in the 21st century, people are raising tray tables and putting seat-backs upright...

 Raj : It's not so bad really. At least these trains have modern plumbing.

 Raj : In India, you squat over a hole in the train and expose your naked buttocks...

 Sheldon : ...on Indian Railways' magnificent Ranakpur Express...

...and its 1200-kilometer journey from Maharashtra to the Bikaner Junction.

 Scanner as Leonard and Sheldon try to fool it with one eye each : Access denied.

 Beckett : You gave her a great childhood, Castle. It's not a bad thing.

 Castle : As long as she doesn't end up auditioning for Beau Randolph.

So, any word on what w as going on in Hamilton's hotel of horrors?

 Beckett : Lanie's running test results on the bloody instruments.

 Castle : Maybe Frankenstein's monster came back and killed Frankenstein.

 Castle : I mean, he was ready to give away his research, so it wasn't the money.

"Yeah, that nice couple probably will adopt you. " Okay, I'm sorry.

 Howard : got damaged, and they want me to go back up and fix it.

 Ross : No self-respecting man would ask a woman, "So where is this going?"

What are you gonna say to her? Where is this relationship going?

 Ross : Besides, I hate those conversations. I'm horrible at them. Really.

something that says we're moving forward without having to talk about it.

 Phoebe : -Give her a key to your apartment. -We were closer with the mix tape.

 Monica : Have you said, "I love you"? You could say, "I love you."

 House : scar on the right side of his jaw, medic alert bracelet on his left wrist

 House : indicating that he's allergic to, at least, penicillin.

 House : On the other hand, I am a board-certified specialist in infectious disease.

 Cameron : Heavy metal poisoning would explain the ataxia and the seizures.

 Chase : I thought you were completely wrong about the medicine,

Sir, diabetes is a manageable disease. If you had been here even a month ago,

 Doug : Please. There's gotta be a way for me to get that month back.

Tell me what to do. I'll do it. I'll do every line of every plan you give me.

 Derek : Hey, what do you think of a robotics lab as a goal for the hospital?

 Derek : - It's a complex procedure- - You don't think I can do it?

 Meredith : - He's trying to prove he can teach. - By teaching you.

Your mother died, and the chief is gonna be watching you very closely.

 Ryan : Mr. Carter, your keycard was swiped at the Science Center

 Ted : She gave me back some old t-shirts, some CDs she had of mine.

Maybe it's so big because the house was built on radioactive waste.

 Phoebe : ...because the house is sitting on an ancient Indian burial ground.

 Ross : Wait a minute. The house was built on radioactive waste...

 Leonard : I've read about that-- they're sending research teams

 Raj : not just for theoretical physics but for astrophysics as well.

 Leonard : in a mine is kind of funny-- it's like a cat riding a Roomba.

 Leonard : Yeah, it'll help them get away when they see a gh-gh-ghost...!

He said the little fella's gonna be okay, and I can get him tomorrow.

 Phoebe : And he said that only once in a blue moon does a dog's ear grow back.

Now are you going to call your dad to let him know that his dog is okay?

He might be trying to find out for sure. And what if it's not Sam?

 Mandy : And he's not answering, which means he's probably bartending.

 Mandy : And I know that people think that I don't care, but I'm not a monster.

 Mandy : If Sam has information about Claire's death, I need to know what it is.

 Ryan : Maybe she, uh, picked up where she left off on that bender.

 Beckett : You guys gotta come back. We have to coordinate a search.

 Howard : ...to be my beautiful assistant and invite her up on-stage.

 Bernadette : Grab a box. We'll sleep at your mother's place tonight.

 Bernadette : Well, you should've thought of that before you told me the stupid magic-trick story.

 Bernadette : No husband of mine is gonna break his mother's heart.

this is no longer an exploratory surgery, it's a precision strike.

 House : Now listen to the dulcet tones of Andie's tricuspid valve.

 Chase : She's had one hallucination. Why are we operating on her?

 House : Guess maybe she stutters or something. Now shut up and listen.

 House : I'm gonna ask the surgeon to look at the mitral valve first.

 House : I don't like reading surgeon's reports, they're boring.

 Chase : I'm not really sure I should be spending more time with her.

 Izzie to Doctors : Denny, listen to me. You're not going to die.

 Izzie to Doctors : You can't go into surgery thinking you're going to die.

 George : Burke said to do whatever I have to do and I'm going to do whatever.

 Callie : Dr. O'Malley. You're aware this is the women's restroom?

 Cristina : Dude. You called her ma'am. She's never going to sleep with you now.

 Izzie : He's on the phone with the laundry. They can't find his scrub caps.

 George : That's what I got to tell him. Cristina won't give hers back.

 Izzie : Wait! Wait, a moment. Cristina has one of Burke's scrub caps?

 Violet : There was no way you could know what was really going on.

 Foreman : What? You got some other explanation for orange urine?

At the end of The Boy Who Cried Wolf, the wolf really does come.

 Chase : - The wolf doesn't eat the parents. - He does when I tell it.

 House : She self-induces two illnesses. One always changes, one never does.

 Chase : If her bone marrow was dying, the entire blood panel would be affected.

 House : - We need to do a bone marrow biopsy. - No. No more tests.

 House : Look, you kick her to the curb with a Munchausen's diagnosis

 House : you're guaranteeing that no doctor will ever listen to her again.

 Foreman : We do more tests, we'll only be feeding her psychosis.

 Foreman : The more attention we give her, the more she'll want.

"This is because I know you like rabbits, and I know you like cheese."

 Chandler : In case you missed that, that sound was, "Oh, well."

 Monica : - Rachel said everything was okay. - What are they talking about?

 Rachel : A mistake? What were you trying to put it in? Her purse?

 Phoebe : ...because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday.

 Chandler : Yeah, well, I guess they had a fight, and he got drunk...

Hey, that's okay with me. Two down, and I have exactly 12 minutes...

What time is it? It's 7 : 33. I have seven minutes. I have seven minutes!

Yeah. But those go better with pants. Maybe I should wear pants.

 Foreman : and it's the one thing we haven't excluded from the differential.

 Foreman : It's a big logical jump from a body's immune response

 Ross : ...who's let it be known that she is drawn to me, much like a...

 Foreman : Cover for intra-abdominal sepsis and treat with antimalarials.

 Hayes : Brant, I told you. I looked into it. There's just a delay.

 Beckett : The prison sent over the last two phone calls Brady made.

 Beckett : Brady was killed 45 minutes after those two phone calls.

 Izzie : You need to sign these consent forms so we can proceed with your surgery.

 Izzie : Look, the AVM is located in this crucial part of the brain.

There's an unfortunate alignment of Saturn in the house of Jupiter now.

 Cristina : I'm gonna do a quick pelvic exam. The OB resident should be down soon.

 Cristina : It's a short procedure. Your husband can stay if he likes.

 Amy : And Rick said you could bring in your old one to recycle it.

 Amy : How 'bout we change it to why you're being weird about this?

 Sheldon : And I'm gonna need you to sign a nondisclosure agreement.

 Castle : - I think you guys got this handled. - ELEVATOR BELL DINGS 

 Beckett : Well, you could say that. She's under arrest for murdering Angelo.

 Beckett : But don't worry, we know that she's being framed for that murder.

 Wilson : Because next time, he won't get lucky. He'll kill someone.

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 Monica : -But my apartment! -Was the setting of Phoebe's triumph.

 Chandler : Is not as important as the fact that Phoebe took care of the babies.

I've already signed everything. I put little X's where you need to sign.

 Thirteen : Maybe we should see if anyone's sent in other ideas.

 Foreman : But I do have to warn you that in your condition, it might kill you.

 Foreman : You're scared, and you don't want to make this decision.

So we're back to transient paralysis and high CK, plus arrhythmia.

 Chase : An excess of catecholamine could set off an arrhythmia.

 Masters : If it's not pumping effectively, the muscles shut down,

 Masters : Stress-induced arrhythmia could be caused by long QT syndrome.

 Masters : She said they'd been estranged for over six years. That's a lot of tension.

 Derek : My favorite color is blue. I don't like light blue. Indigo.

 Beckett : - Hey, Lanie. What are you doing here? - It's about the Coonan case.

 Beckett : I'm Detective Kate Beckett. This is Richard Castle, the novelist.

 Dr Clark Murray : Note the rectangular bruising around these wounds here and here...

 Beckett : the injuries penetrate deeper than the actual length of the blade.

 Murray : it's brittle enough for bits to break when it strikes bone,

 Murray : which is why slivers of blade were found inside both of his victims.

 Lanie : - Five that we know of. - So we're looking at a serial.

True, if these people find out a funny game, then will be no people left in our party.

 Rachel : - You want me to see a therapist? - Sweetheart, you have a problem.

 Bailey : he better be so close to dead there's a tag on his toe.

 Karev : I'm Alex. I'm with Jeremy. You're with the Nazi, right?

She looks like Rebecca. Or, at least, what Rebecca used to look like.

 Jeff : I thought I'd give her some space. She seemed a little overwhelmed.

 Alex : The ferry crash was on the news everywhere. Your wife goes missing.

 Jeff : She was trying to tell me how unhappy she was and I shut her down.

 Jeff : Yeah, I didn't look for her when she was missing, but what's worse is,

Hey, so, what's with the 20 percent tip? Did I do something wrong?

 slurring : You know, once we stopped trying to have a conversation

 Marshall : Everything I've been wanting to say to her all summer

 Brooks : But unfortunately, that means it's time for you to die.

 Tyrese : Are you saying that Holly was killed just outside my studio?

 Esposito : You were also asked if any of your stuff went missing the night of the party.

 Esposito : You don't have to lie to me, Tyrese. I talked to the kid who stole it.

 Tyrese : I mean, it was missing for an hour or two but then it turned up. See?

 Ryan : If Joey stole the phone, how'd it end up back at the party?

 Esposito : he was after something valuable, something he could sell.

 Tyrese : Only one thing that really matters. I use this phone as an E-key.

 Tyrese : Yeah, I mentioned it to her when I discovered it was gone.

 Tyrese : I went to text her my number but I had to write it on her hand instead.

 Esposito : Not with Tyrese here about to give her her big break.

 Tyrese : Not to mention tanking our record sales if it leaked online.

 Lanie : Not entirely sure yet, but there are indications of asphyxia,

 Esposito : His wallet's missing and we've been through the room a couple of times.

 Esposito : Yeah, and the clerk said that he registered as Jack Sparrow.

 Esposito : The clerk also said he appeared nervous when he checked in.

 Beckett : Did he have any visitors? ESPOSITO : He couldn't say.

 Beckett : Lanie, what are the chances of us recovering some of the prints?

 Beckett : let's get Ryan to run his photos through missing persons

BECKETT : John Doe in a seedy motel with his fingerprints burned off.

 Thirteen : And you're completely okay with being ordered around by someone

 Thirteen : He didn't ask me to go to dinner, he told me we were going.

 Thirteen : It's also a good way to contract an infection called psittacosis.

If I had to guess as to whose kid doesn't have to worry about that...

 MOTHER : Shannon stole one lipstick when she was nine. Get over it.

- Really? How do you know that? - Because she's only 14 years old!

 ADDISON : Derek, you can't do this. We have to talk about this.

 DEREK : You screw my best friend and all you can say is, "He was here?"

 ADDISON : I'm holding my ground. I'm holding my ground. We don't quit!

 ADDISON : You have to give me a chance to show you how sorry I am.

 House : No one else was sick because they weren't allergic like he was.

 Foreman : until we can figure out what it is you're allergic to.

 William : I'm sure you and Miles are crazy busy, what with the wedding and all.

 William : Don't worry, I'll be fine. I'll be there. I just hope you have a good photographer.

 William : 'Cause I don't think the standard red-eye filter's going to work on these.

 House : So, we still have to explain PR variability, syncope, headaches

"Common" has hundreds of explanations. "Bizarre" has hardly any.

 House : I've found you look a lot smarter asking questions than dumbly not answering them.

 Wilson : You want to see everyone naked. Why would you hide that?

 House : Some guys get upset when you objectify their girlfriends.

But if you're okay, I got a digital video camera, so we could...

 Wilson : Why would I be upset that you're treating my girlfriend

 House : Trust me, I want to do some very nasty, demeaning stuff to your girlfriend.

 Wilson : You get five files like that on your desk every morning.

Why is this guy so special that all of a sudden you've become Batman?

 Cuddy : Maybe it's because you have a cracked skull and you're not yourself.

 Estelle : Look, honey. People get fired left and right in this business.

That paperwork took, well, forever, but I'm all done with it now

 BAILEY : You understand there are rules to your probation. A protocol to follow?

Oh, yeah. I know. Legal already took me through lots of that stuff.

That's stuff you're doing for the chief. I'm talking about what you'll do for me.

 BAILEY : You will not interact with any patients. You will not be alone with any patients.

 BAILEY : You will be seen and not heard. You will perform no procedures.

 BAILEY : You have no opinions. You have no choice in this matter.

 BAILEY : You've got to earn back the right for any of us to trust you again.

 Cameron : Your brain doesn't remember. It was just a few seconds.

 Foreman : The sooner we find out what's wrong, the sooner she can get a real night's rest.

 Chase : - I'll do a colonoscopy. - Who's keeping her awake now?

 Foreman : I figured once we found another symptom, it really didn't matter.

 Leonard : Hey, did you ever think about the military applications

 Sheldon : but then I talked it through with Frank and Alicia, and...

 Derek : - No, it's not. Keep looking. - We have been at this for four hours.

 Meredith : Maybe he just injured his spinal cord, and there's nothing to fix.

 Derek : Grey, when you read your books, make sure you reference them correctly.

 Derek : - Autonomic dysreflexia. - Damage to the nervous system?

I didn't want to tell you, because I didn't think you'd return my love...

 Bernadette : Can't do it on your own, you need someone to take care of you.

 Howard : Don't worry, once she falls asleep, I'll spoon you like an armadillo. Heh.

 Ryan : If all that's true, then why did you threaten Stan's wife?

 Ray : But then he came up to me two days ago, and he told me what was up.

 Ray : with the missing piece of the puzzle to the Blue Butterfly.

 Beckett : Look, Castle, I admit that Joe and Vera's story is fun and romantic,

 Ryan : Being that it's an old case, there's not much in the system.

 Marshall : - I'll tell her you still want to be friends. - I don't believe this. I believe...

 Barney : - One more for the road? - Yeah, why not? Hold that thought?

Yes, I am marrying a woman who is not only hot but loves Star Wars.

 Ted : I was high-fiving 15-year-old me through the space-time continuum.

 House : After review, the league disciplinary commissioner ruled the hit

 House : illegal and dangerous, and suspended the player for three games.

 House : Chase and Park, check out the home, the locker room for booze,

 Chase : If you want, you can crash at my place. Got a spare bedroom.

And it's caused by the Epstein-Barr virus, which explains his liver.

 Greg House : If I wanted to embarrass you, I'd have you mop up the doctors' lounge.

 Jeffrey Cole : Heavenly Father, I pray thee that thou shalt give the Holy Ghost

 Jeffrey Cole : unto all them that shall believe in their words.

And you couldn't let her get to second base just to get the test done?

 Travis Brennan : She was convulsing, delirious and hyper-salivating.

 Stella : Only when they're talking about making babies and stuff.

 Cam : At your age, the type of uterine cancer that develops is not likely to metastasize.

 Stacy : Do you think he's capable of having a real relationship?

 Stacy : Technically, most of the something happened after Baltimore.

 Leonard : Exactly, except you don't have a lunatic running around,

 Leonard : Come on, this is boring-- you really want to talk about this?

 Leonard : Uh, there's a thing called "superfluid vacuum theory,"

 Wilson : Well, first of all, you can't void my vote by making me stand in the hallway.

 Wilson : You need notice and at least one business day before you can reconsider any matter.

 Vogler : We're voting on a different matter, which you are conflicted out of.

Chandler's not around, so get it out of your system. That guy's cute.

- I've got to talk to him about this. - That's the last thing you want to do.

When you have doubts or fears or anxieties about a relationship...

 Penny : No. Did you figure out what you're gonna do about the two girls?

 Sheldon : I've done all my research, I conducted an informal poll,

 Sheldon : I had the same feeling when I made my dad buy a Betamax

 Sheldon : I also was certain that HD DVD would win out over Blu-ray.

 Rollins : Detectives, I burned those copies of our surveillance tapes.

 Castle : That same slash of light appeared in the crime scene photos, okay?

 Ryan : Castle, all this stuff about omens and the Antichrist...

 Castle : Yes, yes, I agree, if by "frayed cable," you mean Satan.

 Beckett : Look, Castle, don't take this the wrong way, but you're starting to sound crazy.

 Castle : I looked into the cold, soulless eyes ofVictor Crowne,

 Leonard : No, I'm good. If my P.E. teachers had told me this is what I was training for...

 Leonard : -I just wanted to put that out there. -Oh, yeah. No, I--

 Izzie : Just remember that while you're sitting on 200 grand of student loans...

 Jorge : Sona gets up every morning and makes me a cheese omelet.

 Derek : But I need Jorge to get an MRI this morning to check for residual bleeding.

 Izzie : And I am just as qualified as any other intern on this floor.

 Harris : Mr. Castle, we will do everything in our power to get your daughter back.

I don't want to be "handled." Just let me know where things stand.

 Harris : that it was left outside the hotel shortly after the event ended.

 Harris : That, plus the fact that no one has seen or heard from her in the 16 hours since,

 Harris : leads us to conclude that she, too, was forced into the van.

 Beckett : Now why would they take Alexis if Sara was the target?

 Harris : She was probably with Sara at the time. She was a witness.

 Castle : So you're saying she was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

 Harris : Facial recognition gave us an ID on the man in the video.

 Harris : We're already searching for Henson, along with all his known associates.

 Castle : What's a drug smuggler doing involved in a kidnapping?

 Harris : We press ahead on multiple fronts, with a focus on Henson.

Sorry! Sorry I'm late! My duck and my chick had a fight. It was ugly.

Go to the window. I wanna run down to the truck and show you something.

 Beckett : he made a series of phone calls to someone here at Modern Fashion.

someone who knew that if the truth got out, it could destroy them both.

 Matilda : What was your first reaction when you saw Yumi's design submission?

 Chase : Couldn't find any consistent genetic mutations across 15 areas

 Foreman : If we're looking for something as subtle as a mutation,

 Bree Busch : Why didn't she say anything? Lan, did she ever say anything to you?

 Bree Busch : Yes. He was there when I got home from the studio.

 Bree Busch : I was so upset, I took a sleeping pill to get some rest.

 Castle : That's when you borrowed your wife's cell phone and her brand new lipstick.

 Castle : It's a good thing we'd subpoenaed your wife's phone records

 Castle : Otherwise, we might've missed out on those texts you sent Hayley.

And then finally at 11 : 56, a reply from Hayley. "See you there."

 Castle : By the time Hayley realized it was lan waiting for her at the office,

 Mechanical voice on Sheldon's phone : Leave a message after the wee little beep.

 Richard Castle : You don't have to, but you might wanna listen.

 Castle : waiting patiently for the day I could unequivocally exclaim,

 Castle : All these years later, after you put all that behind you,

 Castle : to have someone walk into your life and stir it all back up again.

Your live-in butler caused a car accident, and then fled the scene.

 Kirby : That is absolutely ridiculous. And you can't prove any of it.

 Beckett : Your DNA was on the prosthetic eye that Wendell stole.

 Beckett : And it's a match to the DNA found on the shell casing in Wendy's hotel room.

 Kirby : I worked so hard to put that night, that horrible night behind me.

 Kirby : Of all the things to steal, my spare eye from off my bureau?

 Joey : My friend Rachel has a kid. I totally know nursery rhymes.

 Donny : Joey, describe these things associated with the United States Congress.

 Donny : Okay. Henrietta, you didn't get all the points you needed...

 Donny : ...so that means, Gene, you are going to the Winner's Oircle to try for $ 1 0,000.

They're good. lt's just been a while since l've seen you like this.

 Thirteen : She promised herself she would never hide anything from her own daughter.

 House : Reconstructive surgery is designed to convince people that...

Actually, I was gonna rule it in. Paralysis could be paraneoplastic.

 Taub : Even the best surgeon can't remove every cell of breast tissue.

 House : MRI what's left of her chest. Set the machine to scan for irony.

 Beckett : His village was almost completely wiped out by cholera,

 Beckett : and then once they set up the water filtration system in the village,

 Frank : No. No, it wasn't like that and nobody was ever supposed to get hurt.

 Rob : She loses guardianship, and all of a sudden House is a hero.

 Tritter : 'Cause I'm fairly confident I can prove that he didn't

 Chandler : Which is funny, because in high school I failed biology...

Check it out. I could play this while the guests are coming in. Okay.

So you're not convinced. That's all right because I got another one.

If you'd let me finish, it goes on to say that he's probably not gay.

 Javier Esposito : A body, found by two fashion students dumpster diving for fabric.

 Javier Esposito : According to her driver's license, she has an apartment in Brooklyn.

 Esposito : Her business card says that she works for Modern Fashion.

 Castle : Yes. Former assistants of hers have written books about how tough she is,

 Lanie Parish : So, the murder weapon was a scarf, a sash, or something.

 Lanie : I also recovered some blue hairs on her neck, left by the attacker.

 Beckett : and he or she was able to lift the body into the dumpster.

 Beckett : Espo, can you get uniforms to canvass the area for any witnesses?

 Castle : at the information they developed? It could be helpful.

 Beckett : We'll also need to see a copy of Mr. Wilder's date book

most of these folks seem like average, everyday, tree-hugging vegetarians.

 Tom : Two of the apartments he worked on in the past year were later robbed.

 Castle : Meet Lance Newman, arrested five times for violent agitation.

 Castle : Last month, he painted the word "murderer" on a congressman's car

 Castle : Newman bashed him in the side of the head with his paint bucket.

 Agnes Molina : Second I heard Robyn was dead, I knew you'd pin it on me.

 Esposito : 'Cause we heard you were pissed when she kicked you out of the group.

 Agnes : But I walked it off, just like my prison counselors taught me.

 Agnes : Asked me to meet her at the theater Iast night at 10 : 00.

 Agnes : She said she needed a bodyguard and somebody to keep her safe.

 Ryan : A bodyguard, Agnes? Come on, you can do better than that.

 Agnes : but I was a couple hours late, and she wasn't there, so I left.

Which means our killer is probably someone inside the competition.

 House : You eat a lot of beets, you have an electric toothbrush

 House : The red betamine from the beets stains the plaque deposits on your teeth,

 Finn : People come to my show because they want a sense of wonder.

 Finn : They want to experience something that they can't explain.

You're not working! How would you like a job in home health care?

 Bernadette : -I'll pay you anything you want. -Okay, then, yeah.

 Sheldon : As you may know, I have requested to change my field of study.

 Sheldon : My decision to do so is, I believe, in the best interest of science.

 Sheldon : At your convenience, I'd be happy to explain it to you

 Heath slightly panicked : I got the directions off the Internet.

 Derek : - No, it looks good. - So do you think they'll move to Paris?

 Derek to himself : I mean, you can tell me about this horrible thing.

If I tell you this horrible thing, you have to react as my friend,

 Derek : All right, you tell me what's wrong, I'll tell you how to fix it.

 Esposito : We chased down that partial plate that Anton's teacher gave us.

 Esposito : And I ran ballistics. It's a match. It's the same shooter.

 Jason : This is boring. Mrs. Ruiz said I can show-and-tell my instant camera.

 Howard : I mean, the temperature is good, but there's no draft.

Mike, you win this, you will get the best sex you've ever had in your whole life.

 Chandler : ...order room service, take a shower and shave your head!

 Chandler : -What about the obsessive cleaning? -That's just good sense.

 Castle : You tell Ashley, he'll tell his parents, they'll call someone they love

and a panic will make this thing a thousand times harder to stop.

- That isn't fair, you can't... - Fair has nothing to do with it.

 Castle : I mean, what this must be like for him, living this every day.

 Taub : Failing kidneys puts the heart back on the list as a symptom.

 Chase : Maybe she went vegan because she lost the taste for protein.

 Masters : We would have seen a stiff heart on the nuclear study.

 Ted : - I was Marshall's best man. - And how did that go again?

from someone who recorded seven episodes of Million Dollar Heads or Tails.

Kids, Million Dollar Heads or Tails was an extremely popular show

 Sheldon : Maybe you, me and your dummy could go get a hot beverage.

 Sheldon : This appears significantly more monolithic than it did on my laptop.

You know, one expects to see hominids learning to use bones as weapons.

 Sheldon : Fear of falling, on the other hand, is prudent and evolutionary.

 Sheldon : ...I need to achieve to cement our newfound friendship?

 Gablehouser : - I need your official answer. - No, I decline to provide one.

 Gablehouser : That's too bad because the answer your teammate gave was correct.

Sheldon, is proving you are single-handedly smarter than everyone else so important...

 Leonard : ...that you would rather lose by yourself than win as part of a team?

I thought it'd be cool to see what happens with these water balloons.

 Chandler : Take your fruit! Your stupid small fruit and get out!

I gotta tell you, that's kind of out of the blue, don't you think?

 Leonard : ...if on a subconscious level, they don't feel they deserve them.

You just going to try to recycle Adler's doctrine of the inferiority complex?

 Sheldon : And she'd let me taste some pieces of cheese for free.

 Leonard : But it could be part of your problem. Let me give you an example.

When I was 8, I won a ribbon at the science fair for my project...

 Leonard : But my mother pointed out that it was just a rehash...

 Sheldon : - That's reassuring. - Why don't you give it a try, Sheldon?

 Ross : ...it's always great when someone tells you they love you.

Oh, God. I'm just glad I didn't give you the cassette I made of all of our songs.

 Wendy : So if you were home right now, what would you be doing?

Typical Christmassy stuff, you know. Our holidays are pretty traditional.

Maybe she won't talk to me if it looks like we're deep in conversation.

 Rachel : I'm sure gonna miss pretending to laugh at your weird jokes that I don't get.

 Chandler : No, no, they're really yours. We found them in your old room.

 House : According to her diary, it's some contractor named Jesus.

 Cuddy : Mom, just for medical reasons, you should have told me.

 Arlene : She's been giving me lousy advice about it for five years.

 Arlene : She doesn't want sex with him, I do want to have sex with him.

 Lanie : Based on deterioration and lividity and the smell of that old Thai food,

Ryan, track down the delivery guy. Find out when this was delivered

 Beckett : Maybe he was trying to help him. Maybe he was trying to save his friend.

 Lanie : His watch broke when he fell. It says 4 : 00, October 27th.

 Phoebe : So, you know, now I just feel really bad for "Smelly Cat."

 Rachel : I mean, if all you've ever actually had are healthy pets, then whoosh!

 Rachel : In fact, there was actually a request for "Smelly Cat."

 Rachel : And I know it's not your big money song, but it's my favorite.

 Alan : Not that one set of eyes, or no sets of eyes is a bad thing.

 Man : I'm sure you'll find my medicines violate none ofyour western laws.

 Man : I ask we stay together so I may address your inspection concerns.

 Alan : Which is why the sooner we get out ofyour way, the better.

 Man : Something powerful. An unnatural presence in the order of things.

 Beckett : You know, I'd like him more if we could find something

 Castle : You mean, like the string of violent letters he wrote to Wilder?

 Castle : Last Thursday night, someone pours fake blood all over Wilder's stoop.

 Castle : Yes, yes, yes. We have someone running down that alibi.

 Lance : which is then when I heard him fighting with someone inside, a woman.

 Lance : - No. I just heard them yelling. - And what exactly did you overhear?

 Beckett : Well, Mr. Newman, good thing you used the automated ticket booth

 Montgomery : He just found out about the search warrant for Mickey Reed.

 Montgomery : He also found out that we think Bobby Mann was murdered.

 Esposito : Apparently, it's worth more than their insurance policy.

- You sure they aren't joyriding? - All right, check with the judge.

If his car's still in the garage, where'd he go after Mickey's place?

 Castle : South on Broadway from 57th. That's the theatre district.

 Castle : Well, there's diners, there's clubs, there's restaurants.

 Sheldon : ...and I was forced to issue an undeserved apology...

...because I refused to urinate in a stainless-steel bowl in front of criminals.

 Leonard : Okay, that's enough, Howard. The poor guy's had a tough time.

 Leonard : He had to spend the entire afternoon in jail wearing that suit.

 Howard : It would be cruel to mention that, after he finished signing autographs...

 Sheldon : You are responsible for all the evil that has befallen me today.

 Sheldon : It is because of you that I now have a criminal record.

 Sheldon : And it is because of you that I missed out on having gelato with Stan Lee.

 Leonard : You know, there's a pause. We both know what's happening.

But I realize, she's kissing me back, she's biting my lower lip.

 Leonard : - That's why they call it a panic attack. - All right.

 Mr. Duff : I'm looking at you, sweetheart, but it's the strangest thing.

 Mr. Duff : One of those fudgey things with the white squiggle on the frosting.

 Izzie : Next you'll be reading my cards, telling me my dead uncle is in the room.

 Alex : - It'll kill you. Solve everything. - I am good at intubations.

 Meredith : Why does everything in a hospital smell like a hospital?

 Izzie : Don't be so hard on yourself. Everybody makes mistakes.

 Alex : - Maybe you should go see that psychic. - Mr. Duff is not a psychic!

 Cristina : Go buy her a latte and freshen up your gonad, please.

 Sheldon : The line of scrimmage is the imaginary transverse line...

 Leonard : -Sheldon, how do you know this stuff? -I grew up in Texas.

There's pro football, college football, high school football, peewee football....

 Sheldon : In fact, every form of football except the original, European football.

 Sheldon : ...I also know all about frying meat that isn't chicken as if it were chicken.

 Leonard : Football. I'm going to Penny's to watch a game with her friends.

 Van Damme : Can't you see what's going on here? This man is dying!

 Beckett : Sarah brought her here to tell Mandy she was writing her off the show.

So hot, in fact, it led to a torrid affair with Sarah's director husband.

 Castle : Sarah found out about it, decided to kill off Mandy's character.

 Esposito : Bro, there was this one episode where Gabriela discovered

 Esposito : that her husband was sleeping with her evil twin sister, Teresita,

 Esposito : only to later find out that she had multiple personality disorder.

 Beckett : when you found out that Sarah was gonna kill off your character.

 Mandy Bronson : That's ridiculous. I'm the reason the ratings were up.

 Mandy Bronson : Sarah probably writes a death scene for every character on the show.

 Beckett : Castle, I am not shacking up with him. I'm just doing my job.

 Beckett : That's what this is all about, otherwise this wouldn't be an issue.

Look, you need to call Jenny, and you need to call whoever it is you call,

 Castle : because we are not going home until we solve this murder, all right?

 House : Hmm. What I was going for was melanin. You got lots of it.

 House : On the rare occasion that black people do get skin cancer,

 House : But your hands and feet are so smashed up from football

 House : But now that I know that melanoma is the only thing that fits...

 House : There's the thorn in the panther's paw. Paraneoplastic syndrome.

 House : Those tiny little proteins travel through your blood and wreak havoc.

 House : We remove the cancerous mole, everything should be fine.

 Monica : - Time for your toast. - Do I have time to go to the bathroom?

 Monica : You had a bathroom break at 2030. Pee on your own time, Mike.

 Monica : Nothing kills a rehearsal dinner like long speeches. Okay.

 Monica : The bride and groom have a few words they'd like to say.

 Phoebe : And thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event.

 Phoebe : Some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start.

I thought about it, and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen...

 Stuart : To be honest, I don't always feel like I'm part of the group.

 Beckett : He used her cell phone and then he left it on so we could trace it.

 Shaw : This one was done out of anger. Wanting to be in control.

 Beckett : Yeah, but the first thing we did was compare crime scene photos.

 Castle : He wouldn't be in the crowd, he'd know that's where we'd look.

 Shaw : We didn't see him in the crowd because he was dressed as one of us.

 Shaw : Same cop, 30 photos, not one of them has a clear shot of his face.

 Castle : - He knew where the camera was. He knows our playbook.

 Beckett : I'm gonna get Ryan and Esposito to canvass the other uniforms,

 Beckett : - maybe they can get a description. - Not that it'll do any good.

 Thirteen : Inflamed the nerves to your heart, made it hard to absorb vitamins,

 Lou : I'm going back on the road with Patty. My replacement flamed out.

 Lou : She says I can manage some projects on my own, carve out more of a role.

and when he tried to end it, Natalie went all Glenn Close on him,

 Natalie Mendoza : I spent all morning testing out this new look,

 Esposito : that there's a bunch of openings at a federal penitentiary in Georgia.

But I am not giving you names. I'm not ratting anyone out in my crew.

 Guzman : I knew Zane back in the day, just a neighborhood punk.

 Esposito : Hold up, are you talking about the boss-boss? EI Oso?

 Esposito : So why did Zane buy another burner from you on the day he was killed?

 Esposito : He's part folk hero, part demon, the rest is pure monster.

 Ryan : The man kills anyone who crosses him. Cops, journalists, politicians.

 Esposito : They're using the production to smuggle in illegal weapons.

 Esposito : Not so fast, Clarice. We're the ones who found them.

 Ethan Wright : That's where you're both wrong. Those guns aren't going anywhere.

 Wright : I'm a federal agent, too. Name's Ethan Wright. I'm CIA.

 Mccord : Assuming you are who you say you are, why would the CIA be involved?

 Wright : Charlie Reynolds was working for us. I recruited him two years ago.

 Castle : That's why Charlie was taking all those trips to Russia.

 Foreman : You're trying to get me to define myself as a subordinate

 Foreman : You don't think I knew House was gonna tell you to ignore me

 Foreman : Which you're gonna use to do an ultrasound-guided biopsy.

 Adams : "Cuddy Dark will waste his afternoon chasing conspiracy theories."

 Andres [agitated] : Get your hands off me. You're taking my head!

 Chandler : Yeah, look what I got! See, she's fully dressed, right?

- It's not gonna be the same without you. - We're gonna miss you.

 Raj : Is this just so we won't touch your stuff while you're away?

 Sheldon : But the fact is, I'll need a support team and the three of you are my first choice.

 Sheldon : ...but the thought of interviewing them gave me a stomachache.

 Sheldon : ...so why don't you take a few moments to discuss it?

 Leonard : He came over last night with some pretty good news and we weren't very supportive.

 Sheldon : Of the three of us, I was by far the most supportive.

 Sheldon : How will Raj ever reach true greatness if his friends lower the bar for him?

When I was 11, my sister bought our father a "world's greatest dad" coffee mug.

 Rachel : We have two days to plan this party. We need to make fast decisions.

It's twisted. Looks like they were following this boy. Victor Crowne.

 Penny : ...holed up in a garage somewhere huffing paint thinner.

 Howard after Raj whispers in his ear : No, I'm lost too. I think she skipped a step.

Now, look, Sheldon's cousin Leo escaped rehab and he's in a Motel 8 in Long Beach.

 Penny : Leonard is driving Sheldon down to help him through this...

 Penny : - ...because he's such a good man. - Oh, another hug? Thank you.

 Leonard : Because Sheldon doesn't have a drug-addicted cousin Leopold.

 Sheldon : It's a very nice community. The Queen Mary is docked there.

Once the largest liner in the world, it's now a hotel and restaurant...

 Sheldon : ...where they host a surprisingly gripping murder-mystery dinner.

 Sheldon : Leonard gets nauseous unless he sits in front, and even then it's iffy.

 Sheldon : I don't need to outrun him. I just need to outrun you.

 Bernadette : God, they're cute. Oh, why did they have to be cute?

 Bernadette taking boots and running : It's okay, I serve soup to poor people.

 Weller : the People file a motion to dismiss all charges against Nina O'Keefe.

 Ryan : For five months, we had an innocent woman rotting in jail.

 Officer : At the end of the day, we're the ones who brought herjustice.

I gotta take back everything bad I've ever said about defense attorneys.

 Beckett : I mean, Caleb is a monster, but what we learned today

 Castle : Felt appropriate given the twist it played in today's courtroom drama.

 Castle : Maybe I should try to make sure I never testify in court again.

 Phoebe : He understands how sex can be a very emotional thing for a woman.

 Phoebe : So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be serious.

 Phoebe : Sex can be just about two people right there in the moment.

 Phoebe : If he wants to see me again, he can call. If not, that's fine too.

 Castle : No. Uh... Actually, no, no one special. I'm single right now.

 Kristina : That's good. Because there's a question I've been wanting to ask you.

 Kristina : Come on, Castle. There's only three seconds until commercial.

 Kristina : We'll have more with Richard Castle after the break.

No one's gonna suspect us if they know I'm going out with Kristina.

 Castle : where everyone will see us, maybe even end up on Page Six.

 Beckett : Well, we found the equipment that she used in her apartment.

 Foreman : Look, a few weeks ago, you were upset that I didn't consider you a friend.

 Castle : That's the first time you've ever paid me a compliment.

 Gates : looking for information that can help us ID our suspect.

 Castle : looking for clues about our bomber. But so far, nothing.

 Alexis : Well, after the other day, I thought we both needed some cheering up.

Only it's better than a mailbox 'cause it's locked up inside a bank.

 Esposito : And when Ron found out about the box, he killed Agnes for the key.

 Castle : to stage the bank robbery to get to the box with that key.

BECKETT : And it'd have to be someone that Ron wouldn't suspect.

 Beckett : You know, they were probab smart enough to pay in cash,

 Ryan : Unless if paying by check wouldn't have thrown up any red flags.

 Ryan : she was making monthly tithe checks to Saint Abigail's Church.

 Beckett : Father McCaskey, I'm Detective Kate Beckett, this is Richard Castle.

 Beckett : We need to know where Tanya and Connor Brandt are hiding.

 Father Sean Mccaskey : Tanya and Connor have been dead for over a year.

 Castle : So, the car service was going to pick up Gensler, the courier,

 Esposito : Now, you knew that our doers were using it as a staging ground.

 Castle : I don't usually like to tell people this, but I have a gift.

 Castle : So then how would I know that you had a thing with a woman

 Sheldon : We had a perfectly good palace. Tandoori Palace is our palace.

 Howard after Raj whispers to him : Exactly. Not bad, but not great.

 Sheldon : -I know. As I'm sure you're aware-- -Dut! Dut-dut-dut-dut!

 Sheldon : As I was saying, you and Leonard had a disappointing sexual encounter.

 Sheldon : Earlier this evening, Leonard characterized it as, "Just fine."

So, what you're seeing is a continuation of the mocking that followed.

Well, we found street-cam footage of Bardot before he was killed.

 Ryan : Walking past the fish market, which is right across the alley

 Chief Webber : Well, actually, Liz, I was gonna give you to Meredith Grey.

 Liz : I was Ellis's scrub nurse for 18 years, practically lived with that woman.

 Burke : Anyway, Shepherd has her on the guy with the nails in his head.

 Chief Webber : Take care of her. Liz is an institution around here.

 Phoebe : How about you set me up with someone, and we double-date?

 Chandler : You don't have to move to Tulsa. You can stay here and keep your job.

My boss and l worked out a deal where l'm in Tulsa four days a week.

 Bernadette : Well, there are a couple of opportunities available,

 Bernadette : but I volunteered for the premature ejaculation project.

 Bernadette : I mean, it's not like either one of us has heart disease.

What? You think you guys can have a party as soon as the parents are gone,

Start with broad-spectrum antibiotics for possible bacterial meningitis,

 House : and an antiviral in case we luck out and it's herpes encephalitis.

 House : Well, then we're screwed, which is why we need more information.

 Chase : We've got an MRI scheduled in 20 minutes. Earliest Foreman could get the machine.

 House : I teach you to lie and cheat and steal, and as soon as my back is turned,

 House : My flight's a little late, I'll be back in a few hours.

 Cameron : So, you're in charge of us because you're in charge of him?

 Chase : Have you been out of the country in the last five years?

He stopped traveling for work two years ago, after we got serious.

 Sheldon inside : Take the hint, Stuart. The lady said good night.

Wow. Ls that the kind of nagging I can expect now that you're my girIfriend?

 Sheldon : A binding covenant that, in its 31 pages, enumerates, iterates and codifies...

 Sheldon : ...the rights and responsibilities of Sheldon Lee Cooper...

 Sheldon : ...and Amy Farrah Fowler, here and after known as "the girIfriend."

 Sheldon : Why don't you start perusing while I set up my notary stamp.

 Rachel : Ross, I am telling you, she is using you to get back at me.

 Ross : I think I can take care of myself. I'll talk to you later. Goodbye.

 Monica : No unscheduled stops. You can go when we stop for gas.

There's a rest stop right up there. Come on, I really have to go!

 Ted from 2030 : Even the waiting room of a tattoo removal clinic.

 Ted : Just last night, I sat through the worst movie ever made.

 Woman 1, to Woman 2 : Ted's embarrassed... he thought this was a date.

 Woman 3, to Stella : Stella, did you know ted thought this was a date?

 Foreman : than what I told you it would take to fund the department.

You set me up with a woman I've dumped twice in the last five months!

Yeah. "Happy holidays, from Mona and Ross." It'll be cute, okay?

 Ross : Married couples send out cards. Families send out cards.

 Ross : People who have been dating for a couple of months don't send out cards.

 Ross : -What is she, crazy? -That's your wife you're talking about!

Okay, so just tell her you don't wanna send out the card. What's she gonna do?

You're pathetic! Why can't you just accept that we're winning...

Please. That second time, you couldn't have picked her out of a lineup.

 Rachel : The first time didn't really count. You know, it was Barry.

What is it with you and Aruba? Do you have a deal with the airlines?

 Cristina : - The chief assigned me to Jane Doe. - Yes. And now I'm reassigning you.

Dr. Yang, I'm saying that I have an unattended cardiothoracic wing,

 Burke : and a pit full of patients that you have the ability to help.

 George : I know all the families were directed here. Could you just check?

 Castle : It's not the coffee shop. I know how the victims are connected.

 Ryan : And Emily Reese just bought a giant apartment on the Upper West Side.

 Castle : According to our profile, this sniper is a paranoid loner.

 Esposito : Even if you're right, it doesn't get us any clos to catching this guy.

 Beckett : He didn't shoot from the roof because he couldn't climb the ladder.

 Beckett : If you look at the video, there's a slight hitch in his step.

 Howard : So I took it down to this buddy of mine who deals with...

 Howard : ...shall we say, the seedy underbelly of the collectibles world.

 Howard : ...your screen-worn Lieutenant Uhura panties, that kind of stuff.

 Raj : -Who else could it be? It has to be. -I know lots of dangerous people.

 Sheldon : If you're suggesting that that is the actual ring of power...

 House : I know, but there's a hot girl jumping up and down in my living room, so...

 Park : You have a limited amount of time to learn a ton of uninteresting facts.

 House : Looks like someone is currying favor for the team leader position.

 Park : We'll be using a basic alphabet technique with a mnemonic multiplier.

 Adams : You really think this guy's gonna Hulk out once the hormones kick in?

 Taub : to get Chase to carry a box of files down to your car yesterday.

 Addison : This doesn't change anything, Richard. I'm still leaving in the morning.

 Derek : we have to expose the sympathetic ganglion chain, which resides where?

 Richard : - I know you heard me. - I'm a little busy. We'll talk later.

 Richard : - and we can do the paperwork later. - I cannot do that.

With respect, in this case, I'm not your subordinate, I'm your doctor.

 Richard : It's a simple procedure. A needle biopsy. A resident could do it.

 George looks uncomfortable : No one could. We just have to wait and see.

I can't find anything that I wanna eat. Everything makes me nauseous.

It's me. It's Phoebe. Listen, there's something in here I want to eat.

I can't believe it. The baby wants bologna. The baby wants meat. I can't eat meat.

 Phoebe : You should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people.

 Castle : Is it just me, or does that capsule look incredibly familiar?

 Rasher : I'm sorry, Detective. I'm afraid I don't know who that is.

 Beckett : Are you sure? Because, looking around, I'm guessing he's the guy

 Beckett : that you hired to steal Viggo Jansen's plans for the Mars simulation.

 Marshall : Lily, come on. We don't even know that's what happened.

 Ted : Hello, somebody already solved that crime using math, remember?

 Marshall : So before you Lily all over the place, maybe you should

 Marshall : try hanging out with Robin and not talking about babies.

 Wilson : I'm done enabling. You can't even let them put him in the ground

 Wilson : You would take even this, a moment of real human grief, and turn it into a farce.

 House : I never had to force you, you like coming along for the ride.

 House : This is about you needing to be prepared for the worst.

 House : Because no one can take away from you what you no longer have.

 Esteban : So you have no better idea what's wrong with her than when we first got here?

- I'm supposed to give him a ride home. - I'm sure he'll be fine.

 Alex : - Basically, you tried to kill the guy. - Basically, you're an ass.

 Izzie : I waited tables, which was supposed to put me through college,

 Izzie : The bills started piling up, so I had to use my money to pay them.

A glass is on the table with no coaster. A cold drink. A hot day.

 Chandler : Beads of condensation are inching closer to the wood....

 Joey : My agent has just gotten me a job in the new Al Pacino movie!

You're not going to believe it! Joshua came in today, and guess what?

 Sheldon : A career I chose in no small part because it's indoors.

 Sheldon : But if I'm able to detect slow-moving magnetic monopoles there...

 Sheldon : ...I will be the scientist who confirmed string theory.

Third graders will create macaroni-art dioramas depicting scenes from my life.

 Leonard : Sure. Maybe a tableau of me trying to pummel you to death.

 Sheldon : Can you imagine me, Sheldon Cooper, at the North Pole?

 Beckett : See if they know why she might have needed that money?

 Martha : Oh, Richard, your timing is perfect! We could use your help.

 Martha : The little black box theater is not right for this, dear.

 Alexis Castle : Just 20 or 30 people. And we'll put everything back.

Cameron, get a biopsy of Kalvin's lung tissue, run a spectrographic analysis.

 House : No reason to risk exposing the entire team. Then who would I torment?

 Cameron : It's best not to talk. You're gonna feel a sharp pinch.

 Cameron : We'll know if you were exposed to beryllium in a few hours.

 Kalvin : Well, if you're still curious, it's in my bag over there on the chair.

 Cameron : You brought drugs into the hospital? Glad I wasted my time at your hotel.

 Beckett : Frank Nesbit, you are under arrest for the murder of Jeff Horn.

 Esposito : Mr. Nesbit, you have the right to remain silent. Any...

Anything you say, can and will be used against you in a court of law.

 Beckett : After we found the weapon in Nesbit's office, he made a full confession.

 Beckett : He got Horn to call her husband and get him down to the overpass,

 Castle : He figured if the scandal broke, his career would be over

 Montgomery : Sad thing is, he was probably right. So what happens to the girls?

 Beckett : She's coming down tomorrow to pick them up from Social Services.

 Leonard : it's kind of a dream come true to go to even a fake prom

 Penny : Well, now I can't blow this thing off without being a bitch.

 Bernadette : Because he's our friend, and you two need to get along.

 Ryan : long enough to beg them to check their dusty storage rooms.

 Beckett : We need to know exactly what we're dealing with, here.

 Beckett : Um, sir, my review's not scheduled for another three months.

Do you think that this has something to do with the captain's exam?

 House : Do we go with Foreman's theory, which is at least marginally supported by medical test results,

or Chase's theory, that is completely unsupported by medical evidence?

 Chase : Who knows what other trauma he's suffered? We should do the angiogram again.

 Cameron : His vitals seem okay. Please... Please, don't hurt her.

 Ryan : His alibi cleared and we tracked down his personal check for $25,000.

 Ryan : CSU's still combing Donny's place, but no broken red glass,

 Ryan : Yeah, but he says he hasn't heard from Donny for months.

 Beckett : If Donny was desperate enough to sell his union card,

 Beckett : then maybe he fell off the wagon and got in over his head.

 Esposito : Billy Pitt spent ten years in Federal for assault and racketeering.

 Beckett : Sounds like Donny was late with his 150 grand for Billy Pitt

Ugly Naked Guy's using his new hammock. It's like a Play-Doh fat factory.

...just be on the lookout for anything that you could fall into...

 Ross : Okay. I have a problem. I have to go into work for a few hours.

 Ross : Then they rearranged the figures. Let's just leave it at that.

 House : I said that I didn't have a department to run? I was being sarcastic.

and I highly respect the paintings he has of himself as a centaur.

 Ryan : he spent her money on good scotch, box seats and Cuban cigars.

 Ryan : Meanwhile, most of her charges were for her design business.

 Beckett : Maybe she threatened to cut him off, just like his father did.

 Beckett : I'm sorry, is this you being objective, or is this you staying out of my way?

This is me saying maybe we could broaden our suspect pool a little bit.

 Esposito : The gang unit ID'ed the tag on the back wall of the Westlakes'.

 Esposito : It's a personal signature. Guy's name is Omar Lincoln.

 Esposito : Well, he did two years for assault with a deadly weapon

 Esposito : They've been tracking this guy. Got a pop on his location.

...l'm gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke.

 Lesley : Well, I don't know about your sex drive, but I'm probably good till New Year's.

- You wanna make plans for New Year's? - Please, you're smothering me.

 Howard : The blogosphere is abuzzing with news of you and Leslie...

 Sheldon : I think it's safe to say that you're not in love with me

 Beckett : Is there any way of finding out where the killer got his?

 Beckett : Well, this explains how he got Cam's key, but not Garrett and Abby's.

 Carlos : And she was careful. It's not like she left them lying around.

 Carlos : No. She didn't even drive it, except to get out of the city.

 Esposito : So, I've been running the people that rented Abby's apartment.

 Beckett : Why would anyone let complete strangers stay in their place?

 Gates : As a consultant to Detective Beckett and the 12th Precinct.

 Castle : Two days I didn't know where you were, and it nearly killed me.

 Beckett : You ever think about what happened? When you were gone?

 Phoebe : We were waiting for a hot guy, and then an even hotter one shows up.

 Phoebe : ...if you let me have him, then I will really owe you one.

 House : He got that faster than you. Brain is fully functional.

 Kurtz : You're not a doctor in this hospital, you are a patient.

 House : even a simple infection, anything that insults the central pons could do this.

 Castle : We'd have to sit on him for years, hoping he makes a move.

 Beckett : how did he make those victims disappear without a trace?

 Beckett : He would have to find a place over which he had absolute control.

 Castle : It's only a few miles from where Emma was hit by that truck.

 Beckett : Tax records show that there's a barn on the property.

 Beckett : then any evidence I would find would be inadmissible.

 Beckett : I'm sorry to surprise you. We didn't know you'd be here.

 Emma Carnes : All those years of petty arguments that tore us apart didn't seem to matter.

 Emma Carnes : It was like we first met. You know, I felt that thing.

 Emma Carnes : And then we came here, and I saw that he didn't sell it

 Emma Carnes : and I thought maybe he still had feelings for me, too.

 Beckett : Do you mean the painting that the two of you bought on your honeymoon?

 Emma Carnes : We didn't buy it because we wanted to. We had to.

 Emma Carnes : We were in the artist's studio in Siena and Jeremy picked it up off the easel.

 Emma Carnes : He was always goofing around. The artist went crazy. It was still drying.

 Emma Carnes : We laughed for a week about our little love smudge.

 Emma Carnes : And then when I saw that he didn't sell it, I thought maybe...

 Emma Carnes : No thumbprint. It should be right here. He sold ours. This one's just a copy.

 Cristina : That's why I told you I'm pregnant. You're my "person."

Ask why I'm asking questions instead of just answering the question?

 Jeremy Preswick : Even if I can't remember, it still somehow feels a part of me.

 Jeremy Preswick : You made getting arrested for murder really not so bad.

 Emma Carnes : It's okay. The answer is, who knows? I like him and he likes me.

 Jeremy Preswick : I guess if I ever lose my memory again, I'll know where to come.

 Ryan : - How long you think that'll last? - Hopefully for a long time.

 Castle : Why, Detective Beckett, I had no idea you were a romantic.

 Beckett : I also sleep with a gun. Bet you didn't know that either.

 Castle : Well, I guess it's just the writer in me, but I'm hoping for a happy ending.

 Martha : Ooh! Well, well, well. Look who's doing the walk of shame now.

 Mrs Wolowitz off : I'll bring them up with some Hawaiian Punch!

 Raj : Right now, all I can think about is cookies and Hawaiian Punch.

 Alexis : Are you trying to figure out how to murder someone in their sleep again?

 Castle : Do you know, when you were little, I used to watch you sleep every night

 Castle : Who'd have thought? All these years later, you're still adorable.

 Alexis : Dad, am I lethargic and uncharacteristically irritable?

 Alexis : - for no apparent reason? - No, except when you're sick.

 Alexis : Then, according to New York City's guidelines for parents and teachers,

 Castle : And which of your friends are going on this D.C. Jamboree with you?

 Sheldon : Oh, well, you two sit down and get to know each other.

 Ross : A psychic and a wishbone? Guys, give someone else a chance.

l can't tell you what l'm wishing for, or else, you know, it won't come true.

You said you thought your hair looked like an 8-year-old boy's...

 Raj : given that you're an only child raised by an over-protective mom.

Lady, listen. You don't wanna do this, all right. He's not worth it.

Not a lot. That we always have the option of going back to being friends.

 Penny : -It would take the pressure off. -It would, wouldn't it?

 Sheldon : Oh, and on the topic of sharing things that are yours,

 Penny : And you'll never guess who's here infecting my entire station.

 Leonard To Howard and Raj : Sheldon's at the Cheesecake Factory.

 Penny : He says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs.

 Leonard To Howard and Raj : He's paranoid and he's established a nest.

That's the one. She's hallucinating. It's near the coronary sinus.

 House : Donor 1284 likes square dancing. No one likes square dancing.

 Cuddy : I'm not going dancing with them, I'm looking for healthy sperm.

 Cuddy : 1284 has a cousin that tested positive for the BRCA gene.

 House : But his mother was negative, which means so is your baby.

 Montgomery : We'll talk about the definition of "a direct order" later.

 Raglan : Nineteen years ago, Raglan and at least two other cops

 Castle : They mistakenly killed an undercover Fed named Bob Armen.

 Beckett : And then, seven years later, my mom and a group of her colleagues

 Montgomery : And Raglan wrote off their homicides as random gang violence.

 Beckett : Pulgatti said that there were three kidnappers in that van.

 Beckett : That means there's at least two conspirators out there now.

 Esposito : There was another unit backing Raglan when he arrested Pulgatti.

 Joey : Calm down. You don't see Ross getting twirly every time they come.

 Rachel : - Has anybody seen my engagement ring? - It's beautiful.

 Rachel : Like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back.

 Beckett : I'd walk out of here without having to file this report.

 Castle : Be a fly on the wall. See what Beckett's dad really thinks of me.

 Castle : You know, Will thought this was too much power for any one person to have,

 Castle : This kind of science is a bit of a deal with the Devil.

 Beckett : Give me a minute, and let me slip into something special, okay?

'Cause there's something special I got you for Valentine's Day. I approve.

 Robin : They even found the video of me getting attacked by an owl.

 Robin : It's too late. I'm already wrapped around a hydro pole.

 Robin : It's a Canadian telephone pole. I never should have taken this job.

 Penny : I can't believe Sheldon was gonna ask Amy to marry him.

If he's angry, he shouldn't hide it. I wish he'd just tell me the truth.

You should run him under hot water and bang his head against the table.

 Paul : Honey, I made a reservation at China Garden. Is that okay?

 Man : Girls, if you want to get through the asteroid belt, you've got

 Barney : We got to ration this. It's like we're on a desert island,

 Barney : and this video is a really hot, naked chick, and she's got, like,

 Lily : If you and Jessica are BFFs, how come we've never met her?

 Robin : from her every year, but, we're not really friends anymore.

 Sheldon : conversations that you wouldn't be comfortable having

 Sheldon : Men's buttocks, and how you want to pat and squeeze them.

 Sky : I told her to do the world a favor and drop dead. And then she did.

 Castle : Why would you tell her to drop dead? She's your sister.

 Sky : She found me selling a bracelet that she bought me for my birthday.

No. Not since she left Bree and lan's, the Church of Holier-Than-Thou.

 Sky : She said she was going off the grid. She didn't even have a phone.

 Sky : I mean, I really don't need her trying to fix me or trying to save me,

 Jordan : trying to get into the Pharmacide tour party at the Adams.

 Jordan : It's not stalking if you don't go up to the person and bother them.

 Phoebe : He ditched after half an hour and went down to the hotel restaurant for a late dinner.

 Phoebe : We did everything he did, ate the exact same meal he ate.

 Cameron : Hotel manager says Mom and Dad were charged for food and a room,

 Cameron : You trying to kill yourself? It's from the same batch the girls ate.

 Dr. Burke : Because my parents wanted me to be. I wanted to be a sheriff.

I'll come get you in five minutes with some sort of kebob emergency.

 Raj : Anything you can design, a 3D printer can make out of plastic.

 Raj : You've worked hard to find a woman who makes a lot of money.

 Raj : Not to mention Malibu Koothrappali and his totally bitching dream house.

Really, smart guy? Where is he supposed to park his sweet little Corvette?

Oh, no, no, no. She's not my type. Not for me, she's not my type. She's too..

...but you seem awfully confident for a guy I just told I wasn't attracted to.

I don't think this town is big enough for the both of us to relax in.

 Joey : Just because she went to Yale Drama, she thinks she's, like...

If anything happened to my memaw, I'd be one inconsolable Moon Pie.

 Sheldon : I should clarify that statement by explaining that she calls me Moon Pie.

It's a special relationship, isn't it? Between a boy and his grandmother.

 House : Sure, last time it bubbled over into resentment and rage,

 House puts His Coat On The Chair : Stop before you interest me to death.

 Foreman shakes His Head, Amused : That's not interesting. It's just weird.

 House reads The File : That other humans are monogamous in the first place.

 House reads The File : No other species on the planet mates for life,

 Taub rolls His Eyes : A functional open marriage is like a unicorn.

 Taub rolls His Eyes : It's a mythical creature that doesn't exist.

 Chase : Our patient's unhappy because she's suffering from an intestinal blockage.

 Leonard : -I'm just trying to fix it. - GROANS I need some air.

 House : I just don't want you working right here, in my office.

 Stacy : I'm a lawyer, you're a jerk. There's gonna be some overlap.

 Stacy : She figured when she hired me she'd at least have someone

 House : If I hadn't lied to you about Cuddy's approval, my patient would be dead.

 Clarence : You think you're gonna stick me in the jewels with that?

 Foreman : It's really closer to your thigh. Technically at this point, it seems like

- A tough guy like you don't need them. - Forget that, numb me up, man.

 Foreman : It's a Native American symbol. It means "the force of life".

 Clarence : That's what you tell all these white dudes so they let you play doctor.

 Clarence : For real, how a brother like you go from gang banging to wearing that white coat?

 Foreman : How's a brother like you go from loving a woman to punching her skull in?

 Beckett : Yeah, well, it's all I need to keep you here for 24 hours.

 Beckett : the evidence shows that Kyle alone committed the murder.

 Castle : Well, when you put it like that, yes, it sounds a little bleak.

 Beckett : We went at Tom head on, he didn't blink. We're out of moves.

 Beckett : We went at Tom head on. Now we need to go at him sideways.

 Beckett : You're in love with Tom and you want to see the best in him.

She said something about it being a wedding ring and that you may not need...

I don't really think it's fair. I mean, I've always loved that ring.

Emily, did you know that that ring spent two days in a duck's colon?

 Beckett : Richard Castle, you are under arrest for felony theft and obstruction of justice.

 Beckett : You know, for a minute there, you actually made me believe

- How'd you find me, anyway? - I'm a detective. That's what I do.

- They're grandiflora, not hybrid teas. - I'll make a note of it.

 Castle : Yeah, you probably should, since it means Kyle Cabot is innocent.

 Castle : Oh, that's not true, Mother. I had lots of father figures.

 Castle : I see you've met Captain Montgomery and Detective Beckett.

 Martha : And they have agreed to drop the charges if you agree to behave.

I mean, really. Darling, must you always have to make a comment?

 Brock : I've passed many an hour in the john reading your books.

 Castle : You were just outstanding as El Jefe's henchwoman in Hard Kill. I was... Ooh.

 Naomi : I had a mean roundhouse kick, but I wasn't much of an actor.

 Brock : Lance was always a man of few words, but even fewer this time out.

Any idea what he was doing on the Lower East Side last night at 11 : 30?

I have a crush on you. I know that's crazy because we work together...

 Barney : And even though that girl ended up giving me a fake number,

 Barney : I knew that ted and I would be each other's wingmen forever.

 Barney : To meeting someone in a super, desperate and lame way,

 Barney : Yeah, that never happens. Oh, wait, except you and robin.

"We don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in our pool." You know.

 Monica : - We do not have one of those signs. - Sure, you do. It was a gift from me.

 Sheldon : We've already established I'm found in the periodic table.

 Sheldon : Although Road Trip God does have a certain ring to it.

 Taub : If the donor had an infection that somehow slipped by screening,

 Kutner : would need five infections for it to somehow slip by screening.

 Thirteen : Means whatever they got came from the donor's blood.

 Thirteen : It narrows down who. Corneal transplants are bloodless.

 Thirteen : Guess we could wait till we figure out what's wrong with Frank.

 Kutner : He paid for your lunch, liked monster trucks and was your conscience.

 Foreman : Cancers have names. They have a progression. They affect specific organs.

 Foreman : Bone cancer can't turn into liver cancer. Forget cancer.

 Derek : and somebody comes in and shoots you. Just... puts a bullet in your head.

 Derek : - 19 years old. - Her parents are on their way. Also...

 Brad : So I could spend a year in this hospital, wouldn't cost me a cent.

 Brad : When I told you about management, you should've listened.

 Brad : Even if you just spend one day in this ER, that's three months' rent.

 Other Man : Is there any chance you can, please, up my morphine?

 Meredith : He keeps talking, pretty soon I'm going to need some.

 Will : She'll cover your shift when you need it. She's good with customers.

 Beckett : We need to place his car in the area at the time she was attacked.

 Beckett : Let's coordinate with Collins and set up a canvass up there.

 Beckett : Excuse me, we need to speak with Dr. Holtzman, please.

 Beckett : We need to speak with you regarding one of your patients.

 Holtzman : Let me just finish with these prescriptions and I'll be right with you.

 Castle : Kate, when he spoke I could feel the knife at my throat.

 Holtzman : I wish I could say that I was surprised to hear what Noah had done.

 Penny : ...the hamburger meat is fresh and stored at a safe temperature.

 Sheldon : No, this is to train for a three-month expedition to the magnetic north pole.

 Sheldon : I don't know how that sentence could possibly confuse you...

 Sheldon : ...but to elaborate, I am going to the Arctic Circle...

 House : If she doesn't come back, you've got plenty of other people you can shoot.

 House : If you don't think your life is worth more than someone else's,

 The Doctor : Don't worry, son. We'll just reattach it and then...

 The Doctor : This isn't your toe. This is a small, very cold piece of carrot.

 Monica : I can go really fast! Dad, give me the keys to your Porsche.

 Chandler : That's why for an entire year people called me Sir Limps-a-lot?

There's lots of perspectives to take. Economic, sociological, political...

 Penny : And my professor's black, so I'm pretty sure that's the right answer.

Really? I went to four years of college and five years of grad school.

 Hold Voice : Please stay on the line. Your call is very important to us.

...because she's the only one who's impartial, and she's so pretty.

 Ted : At first I wasn't sure, but then, she said something that got me thinking.

 Ted : - I'm not letting you press the button. - I want to press it!

Around this time, Uncle Marshall was still having a tough time finding a job.

 Lily : he is going to find his favorite soup there waiting for him.

Well, you wouldn't, but we own the paper. We can print whatever we want.

...but we're all here, and we're gonna watch the numbers and have fun.

But just the fact that you want me to have fun with you guys, that's so sweet.

Oh, l'm sorry. Did l say, ''invest it''? l meant, ''Be cool and piss it all away.''

 Sheldon : Anyway, you're aware that Leonard has entered into a new romantic relationship...

And she's a highly distinguished surgical resident at Fremont Memorial.

 Sheldon : What he may have left out is how important this relationship is to me.

 Sheldon : See, of the handful of women Leonard's been involved with...

 Sheldon : ...it would be most helpful that she not see you as a sexual rival.

 Sheldon : You say that now, but consider the following scenario.

 House : What are you guessing for? You've got a perfect memory.

 Wilson : I'm so surprised you broke into my apartment without telling me.

 House : I don't think you appreciate the severity of your situation.

 House : That cat, that diabetic cat, that you're shooting up with insulin

 Eric Foreman : Since she's walking out of here, I tested her blood from admittance.

 Eric Foreman : So, it's relapsing and remitting. Maybe porphyria.

 Greg House : If she had porphyria, you'd have seen purple urine.

 Greg House : Some doctor would have to poison her with thallium so it looks like polio,

 Greg House : The only problem is that places with proper labs don't have polio.

 Leonard : Come on. We're gonna have sex and it's not gonna mean a thing.

 Leonard : I'm really starting to think there's a double standard here.

 Sheldon : In a few minutes, when I gloat over the failure of this enterprise...

 Sheldon : ...how would you prefer I do it? The standard "I told you so"?

 Alex calls back loudly : Izzie, let Emergency know we're on our way.

 Cristina breathless : Seven weeks. I'm pregnant, Izzie. Izzie, I'm pregnant.

Uh, OK. No, we're going to pre-op instead. Find Addison Shepherd.

 Addison : I came here for one case. I can track the twins' progress from New York.

 Richard : - What about the preemie? - I'm letting it go. You know that.

 Richard : - You don't like to hide from a fight. - No fight. He wins.

 George : CT confirmed diverticulitis, but a liver mass was also found.

Um, It's Cristina. One of our interns, she's... she's collapsed.

 George : - Cristina's pregnant? - Shut up, George! Please come.

 GEORGE : Callie said she was bringing her stuff over and, uh... it's all here.

I can't kick her out. You're the one who told her she could move in.

Yeah, I'm going to go in and talk to the chief. See about coming back.

 CALLIE : That's great. Izzie's coming back. That's... great, right?

 CALLIE : - He's really moody in the mornings. - Yeah. He's... yeah.

 ADDISON : Because I'm sober now, and, uh, there's work to get to,

 Wilson : - Oh, I wouldn't do that. - Wouldn't respect you if you did.

 Wilson : Wow, looks like somebody filed halfway through your cane

 Foreman : I'll send in the nurse, we'll get you transferred out of ICU.

This eggshell is from the first time you made me breakfast in bed.

 Rachel : Maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter.

 Agent Mark Fallon : If I go over the line, you just reel me back in.

 Ryan : Just downloaded footage of unit C-4-1-2 for the last 48.

 Castle : Maybe it's not what we think. That 10,000 that was wired in,

 Castle : it's from a bank in Dearborn, Michigan, from a James Smith.

 Ryan : Plus, there's a major Middle Eastern population in Dearborn.

 Esposito : And I hope that Fallon's going all Jack Bauer on her ass.

It took a half an hour to get the mask on the kid for the lung scan.

 Cuddy : Your girlfriend called the clinic 15 times looking for you today.

We have a ten-year-old with pleural effusion and conduction abnormality but no heart failure.

 Foreman : Either our patient goes on bypass, or I call time of death.

We're on the psychiatric floor, and we need to place you on a 72-hour hold.

 IZZIE : If the idea of taking an exam makes you hold your palm to a burner,

 IZZIE : Everyone needs help from time to time. Someone to look out for them.

 Nora : My ex-boyfriend didn't even know what window treatments were.

 Wilson : This whole thing is an act designed to earn your trust

 Penny : Oh, come on. Every time we're about to hang out with my friends,

 Penny : All right, hang on. Is this still about your mom's book?

 Penny : You know what? You want to just get dinner and watch the game here?

It's a nose bleed. Blood runs into his lungs, he coughs it back out.

 Masters : Toxic exposure to ammonia or sulphites can traumatize the lungs,

 House : Do a home search for toxins. Draw cultures for bacteria and fungi.

 Thirteen : Thanks for not saying anything. I just need some time to...

 House : I didn't do it for you. Some puzzles are just too good to share.

 Brian : and during warm-ups, I got hit in the nose a few months ago.

 Taub : joint and abdominal pain, she'll be better by dinner time.

 Taub : we never get her off that wire, she never walks out of this hospital.

 Taub : But, hey, who needs House? So glad we lost those training wheels.

 House : And this isn't just a pretext to pressure me into staying?

 Wilson : Inflammation, enlarged nuclei, some mitotic activity. It could be lymphoma.

 Bernadette pff : The only thing I hate more than you right now is that book!

- I can still play 19, right? - Yeah, but you gotta dress younger.

 Izzie : Nobody's putting anything in his mouth. Let him ride it out.

They're going to come in a little while and they'll get him out.

 Vince : Please. You can't quit on us now. You just got to try something else.

- Was it Dr. Grey? This is her jacket. - We found him like this.

We're just not in that place, you know? But we're very excited about this.

He seemed like a standup guy. And he's not into anything weird sexually.

Should we tell Rachel there's an empty private room right next door to hers?

You start fighting over game rooms. Next thing you know, you break up.

 Chase : Putting him on plasmapheresis could make him bleed out.

 House : We both know that as soon as we talked, you ran to Stacy

 House : Because my bestest buddy says that could lead to trouble.

 Wilson : I think she's waiting for you to do something, show her you're serious.

 Rachel : I so wanted Ross to know first. But I am so relieved that you guys know!

-You're all gonna be aunts and uncles. -Yeah, but I'm the only one related by blood.

So now that you all know, you can help me. Give me some advice on how to tell Ross.

I was gonna tell him that I'm gonna have it, and he can be as involved as he wants.

Yeah, but, you know, how do I start? I mean, what's the first thing that I say?

Guess there's no harm in telling you now. Rachel and Ross are going to have a baby.

I'm not gonna tell you, because I am an excellent secret-keeper.

 Leonard : It's always fun watching him read someone else's work.

 ALEX through the door of the bathroom, to Izzie lying on the floor, unresponsive : Come on.

Look, even if I could let you out of here, you can't help Giselle now.

 Amy : but since you seem to be okay with the article being canceled,

 Bernadette : in a wet T-shirt, bent over the hood of a Porsche.

 Bernadette : so you took away a chance for me to get some publicity.

 Amy : As a female scientist, I think what you do affects all of us.

And frankly, those shenanigans have no place in an office environment.

 Lawrence Kutner : Big white space on the board where it would fit.

 Eric Foreman : I'm not writing it because we can't know if it's a real symptom.

 Eric Foreman : When these two went rogue and pumped her full of steroids, we lost...

 Eric Foreman : Giving her both probably fried her immune system.

 Amber Volakis : We consulted an immunologist, she said we have...

 Chris Taub : She thought lupus was... She tell you to start treating?

 Eric Foreman : The last thing any of you give a damn about is the medicine.

 Eric Foreman : I'm not saying you're bad doctors or bad people.

 Chris Taub : Given its quick progression, we gotta assume botulism.

 Lawrence Kutner : I'll go to her place. Check out her fridge and pantry.

 Castle : Put your hands in the air and get on your knees while you're at it!

 Castle : it's to not let a little thing like murder get in the way of having a good time.

 Beckett : Well, it's obvious that you and I are not gonna resolve this.

 Esposito : You do realize that I'm busy trying to save your life?

 Castle : that time we worked that case at my ex-girlfriend's wedding.

 Castle : Or before that, how jealous she got about me and my ex-wife.

 Ryan : Listen, I ran down the bomb fragments from Fosse's previous attacks.

 Lanie : Sent them over to the lab to see if they can determine the manufacturer.

I used all the vacuum attachments but the round one. What's it for?

 Ross : An amount about the size of a pea. How can that be too much?

 Kelvin : Unfortunately, it rendered the bullets useless to the military.

 Ryan : Not that good. But she is alive. Or at least she was last night.

 Ryan : Told him she had come out from LA with Royce, but he had disappeared.

a large African-American gentleman with a fondness for kidney punches

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Worked the ex over pretty good, too.

 Castle : A gullible young actress, desperate to make a name for herself.

 Castle : He needs a pretty girl to help him get the voice code.

 Castle : He tells Violet he's a producer. Promises to make her famous

She doesn't even realize that she's participating in a crime until afterwards.

 Esposito : Hey, so I just finished talking to the other astronauts.

 Esposito : None of them seem to have any idea what Tom was talking about.

 Mission Control Tech : I ran a check on all our security systems.

 Mission Control Tech : Everything looked normal until I got into the deep code.

 Beckett : Meaning someone could have broken into the simulation.

Let's get out of here first. Need to catch the end of our class.

 Foreman : All of the shift nurses had their hands full with a double code.

 House : Same thing happened to me. Couldn't find my keys for days.

 Foreman : The police have been notified, I have staff searching.

 House : Instead of being at her husband's side, she was under you.

 House : Personally, I applaud your decision to step down off your cross

- You're sitting in my spot. - Oh, gee, you've gotta be kidding me.

 Penny : - What the hell kind of crap is that? LEONARD : Listen.

 Leonard : - Don't worry, I'll talk to him. - Yeah, you do that.

 Leonard : Just so I know, would you be open to taking his class?

So on our triangulation, we've narrowed the location of the Top Model house...

 Martha Rodgers : And in between each labored breath she thought,

 Richard Castle : She also didn't run a marathon the week before she had me.

 Richard Castle : Or beat up a mugger while nine months pregnant.

 Martha : We just felt that this room had the best creative juju.

 Castle : Oh, it does, it does. Hey, I wrote 20 bestsellers in here.

 Lanie Parish : That's a good question. I can tell you this much.

 Montgomery : ...with a dysfunctional relationship with his mother.

He'd learn their habits, and then gain access to their apartments

 Montgomery : by disguising himself as a security guard or a repairman.

 Montgomery : and he posed their bodies as if they were lying in a coffin.

 Montgomery : Maybe he just got out of prison, or returned to town.

 Montgomery : But let's assume that he's working under the same clock.

 Montgomery : Based on Linda Russo's time of death, we're already into day three.

 Kevin Ryan : Linda's colleagues knew who he was right away. Paul McCardle.

 Kevin Ryan : He works at her office as a horticultural technician.

You know, he's the guy who waters the plants, dusts the fake ficus.

 Ryan : Ex-wife. They were divorced last month after being married for four years.

 Ryan : Linda's neighbors said they remember seeing a red Sentra

 Beckett : Linda Russo. Where were you two nights ago between 6 : 00 and midnight?

 Boyd Gamble : I didn't have any on me, so I told her I'd call her when I did.

 Castle : Detective Beckett, this is Sheila Blaine, mother of the bride.

 Castle : or teaching at a third-rate college in New Hampshire after all.

 Sheila Blaine : It was never about the money, Richard. It was about character.

 Beckett : Just imagine, if things had worked out, you'd be spending

 Esposito : Guy's got a sheet that reads like a primer on small-time crookery.

Anyone else notice that "two months" has been a recurring theme?

 Foreman : His symptoms mimic a peripheral nervous system under attack.

 Chase : But he's experiencing significant paresthesias, and he can't move his hands or toes.

 House : What if he has the virus but isn't producing those antibodies?

 Ross : You could come in straddling him, they still wouldn't believe it.

 Adams : If you feel any numbness in your leg after a few minutes,

 Adams : You should get comfortable because you're gonna be here for a while.

 Park : There are reports that insurgents are using your video to recruit new members.

 Brant : Making the voting public aware of what's really happening on the ground

 Brant : Dad raised us to believe that exposing the truth is honorable.

 Brant : He lost communication with his men, they were assumed dead.

 Brant : He was ordered to abandon them and focus on the primary mission.

 Brant : He disobeyed that order, went and found his men, still alive and fighting.

 Cuddy : or you're trying to show me that you've really changed.

 Wilson : Have you considered the possibility that this is a fake address?

 House : You think she'd send me to a vacant lot for Thanksgiving dinner?

 House : That's why I ran it through Motor Vehicles. Good as gold.

 House : Makes me look adorably non-threatening. Party or party-hearty?

So, the guy's a brainiac and his secret drug of choice is booze?

 Foreman : With pedestrian alcoholism. Liver biopsy can wait until after Thanksgiving.

 Ted from 2030 : After two weeks of marriage, decided to call it quits.

...but you do kind of have that overexposed-to-gamma-rays thing going on.

 Leonard : You know. Like, most of the time, you're the easygoing Bruce Banner.

 Leonard : But then when you get angry, you kind of turn into like, you know : 

 Leonard : ...and you only said what you said because you want to nurture it and make it shine.

 Rachel : But I thought that ring stood for Capri's undying love for her brother.

 Beckett : Erasing all of the dots before they connect back to him.

 Gates : Take the rest of the day off, Detective. That's an order.

 Beckett : He'll have no choice but to cut a deal and give up Bracken.

"A quality. " Good. I was worried you were gonna be vague about this.

 Monica : -It's Paolo calling from Rome. -Oh, my God! Calling from Rome!

 Foreman : I assume you want me to convince Hamilton to stop his treatments too. Don't care.

 Foreman : At least five of the medications are a part of his protocol.

 House : If his stuff was helping, the guy would be playing tennis months ago.

So your philosophy is, if they don't want treatment, they get it shoved down their throat,

 Wilson : but if it might cure their paralysis, whoa, we better slow down. - Yeah.

Yes, Doctor, I love it. My old philosophy used to be live and let live.

 House : But I'm taking this needlepoint class, and they gave us these really big pillows.

 Wilson : What's your philosophy on employee relations? - That's a very tiny pillow.

 Hamilton : - Can I have a word? - Can it wait for the commercial, Marty?

- That's a dangerous game. - Only if we're watching in the bathtub.

 Hamilton : I need to know exactly what medications you were giving John Henry.

 House : Forget it. And if Foreman tells you what John Henry used to be on...

 Hamilton : - But how do you know I made him... - You're a polite twit, but you're not an idiot.

 Hamilton : I need to know what medications you've taken him off of.

 Leonard : Still, I think it's time for me to get rid of this stuff...

 Leonard : We should be able to figure out how to get into a stupid building.

 Beckett : Why didn't you just tell us who you were from the start?

 Saya : I tried to put what happened to my family behind me, but Jade,

 Saya : Three days ago, she called me and said she was closing in on someone.

 Saya : I flew out to try and stop her, but by the time I got here...

 Saya : Last year, Jade recognized that man's voice from a TV interview.

 Saya : She tracked him here, hoping he could lead her to our parents' killer.

 Taub : this patient came in, 50-year-old guy wanting a tummy tuck,

 Taub : So instead of telling him that he's gonna look great at the beach,

Get me three milligrams of lorazepam, and I'm going to need suction.

 Kate Beckett : Oh, Castle, I wish we could stay like this all morning.

Oh, you know what? Maybe I can fly up this weekend if there's no new cases.

 Martha : Darling, couldn't you just pretend to appreciate Pi's efforts?

 Phoebe to Joey : Well, our plan is working. Rachel's having a miserable time...

 Phoebe : By the time anyone's figured out what we've done, we'll be in sunny Mexico.

 Chandler : -She's asleep. That means we can.... -Yes. But we have to be fast.

 Esposito : celebrate before you start stressing about money again?

 Esposito : - Sometimes, it's good to just... - Yes! Got ourselves a homicide.

 Mancini : My wife's sleeping with my brother, not my personal chef.

Hell, I got four other brothers, but my chef is one in a million.

 Howard : So you finally getting used to them doing it on a daily basis?

 Toby : This is amazing, just sitting on a couch watching TV with a woman.

 Toby : Not being drunk or high or wondering if you're a dude down there.

 Sheldon : He's a homeless drug addict, Leonard, where is he going to go?

regarding the events on February 3rd, 2012, in patient room 209.

 Cofield : Dr. House, this recording will be transcribed and published

 Cofield : I'm Walter Cofield. Chief of Neurology, Mercy Hospital.

 Monica : -What are you doing? -I think I left a doughnut up here.

 Ross : Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good-looking guy.

I'm totally screwed. They're gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night...

...then they'll go to their cast parties, and he's gonna try to undermine me.

He'll be like, "Where's your boyfriend? What's his name? Chester?"

 Sheldon : These four walls once housed an intellectual salon...

 Sheldon : ...where the mind received nourishment as well as the stomach.

 Sheldon : ...the quality of dinner conversation in this apartment has declined.

 Sheldon : And again, I'm looking at no one in particular, Penny.

 Sheldon : I've prepared a number of topics that should appeal...

 Sheldon : ...to both the advanced and novice conversationalists.

 Amy : Who didn't? Your skin is like alabaster. Do you even have pores?

 Sheldon : ...or another Swiss export as full of holes as their cheese?"

 House : It's a disease caused by a parasitic worm found in feces.

 House : Where they hung out, quietly and asymptomatically biding their time.

 Beckett : heading away from the overpass where Glitch was killed.

 Beckett : I had Ryan run a traffic cam search while he was pulling a plate?

 Castle : But to get to it, Glitch would have to climb a six-foot fence.

 Castle : Why do that when there's a subway station a block away?

What the hell's the matter with you? This is my favorite jersey.

 Joey : But now forget about it. Prepare to feel bad about yourself.

 Carrie Edwards : We were gonna send a whole bunch of axes to the head of the network,

 Carrie Edwards : We want them to know that we think Sarah's ruining the show!

 Beckett : Where were you last night between 7 : 00 and 11 : 00?

I just don't see that girl swinging an ax, let alone leaving her house.

 Castle : You know a lot about shippers, you know about FoxCans.

 Phoebe : I brought a bunch of stuff for the house, so check it out.

Castle, we got the evidence box from the lab. What are we looking for?

 Castle : The evidence log says there should be a bag containing charms

 Lanie : Maybe, but it won't help unless you have someone to match it to.

 Alexis : Ryan found the bank where Kim had her account hours ago.

 Alexis : We're running out of time. We need to go to the judge.

 Leonard : Hey, Penny and I are gonna go shop for a dining room table.

 Leonard : The second I want to get rid of it, you're up here working?

 Sheldon : lying in front of the bulldozers to protect his home.

 Leonard : If you'll recall, the Vogon fleet blew up the Earth anyway.

It's a made-up story. I don't even know why you're talking about it.

 Leonard : I'm putting all this stuff in storage. We don't need any of it.

After I let her go, I got a call from her psychiatrist, Dr. Flennan

 Chandler : ...she'd have no recollection of being fired at all.

 Chandler : So I decided not to fire her again until she'll be no threat to anyone.

 Joey : I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I don't like about her.

"She made me switch to light mayo." That's it! That's all I got!

Joey, I think you're getting upset for nothing. This is probably just a crush.

Absolutely. You get this rush of feelings, but then it goes away.

 Sheldon : So I've been told. But I can't understand what she has to complain about.

 Sheldon : ...there's string cheese in my mini-fridge and that's for anyone...

 Sheldon : ...and just yesterday I led her away from a life of sexual promiscuity...

 Sheldon : ...by making her look at pictures of disease-ridden genitalia.

 Castle : He claimed the ticket as his own. Clearly, no one else knew about it.

 Tom Walters : Are you telling me that I might inherit $ 100 million?

 Castle : He said no, things got ugly, and Hixton ended up dead.

 Beckett : So you grabbed what was in the safe, and you took off.

 Beckett : Knock it off, Tom. You're the old man's only living relative.

 Castle : When did you realize that Hixton had stolen the winning ticket?

 Beckett : Or was it after you got out, went to go and visit your dad,

...I'd like to know if that's several big fish or just one big fish.

And then I couldn't come up with anything good, so they fired me.

 Castle : Detective Salazar made sure it was preserved. The DNA is a match.

 Damian Westlake : I got a plane to catch, so maybe we should just talk about this later.

 Castle : Asked him if he wanted to make a lot of money for one night's work.

 Castle : You gave him your Rolex and your car as a down payment.

 Castle : When your inheritance came through, he got a half million dollars

 Castle : Tell me I haven't been believing in you all this time for nothing.

 Stuart : I'm already giving you the friends and family discount.

 Sheldon : Oh, did you hear that? The friends and family discount.

 Sheldon : What are you doing? 250 is already a discounted price.

I am a modern-day Napoleon exiled to the Elba of the staircase...

Yeah, but why are you sitting here? Why don't you go to a movie or something?

 Penny : - Then don't order popcorn. - No popcorn at the mov...?

- What do they have? - I don't know. You know, cookies, pastries...

 Barney : Why? JJ started it. What does JJ even stand for anyway?

 Beckett : So then you faked the whole telekinetic event at the cafeteria?

 Jordan : I've never had anyone do anything like that for me before.

and then she threatened to turn me in to the administration if I didn't help her.

 Lucas : to a scholarship kid who terrorized a room full of students?

And I was supposed to create a diversion to scare the owner out.

 Lucas : I just wanted to do whatever she said so I could get on with my life.

 Beckett : Which is why you killed her, because she wouldn't let you?

 Beckett : Lucas, Madison was on a FaceTime call when she was killed.

 Beckett : Witnesses reported an invisible force tossing her around the room.

 Beckett : Now, you just admitted to motive, and out of all of our suspects,

Earl, you're not hearing me. All I'm saying is, you're not alone, all right?

All right. Let's just forget about the people at the office, okay?

 Man : If Robin's beaver devours six inches of wood every half hour,

 Man : and Jessica's beaver devours eight inches of wood every 45 minutes,

 Robin : You don't get to hear the beaver song! It is a sweet song about friendship,

 Robin : and you guys are being disgusting, and beavers are adorable!

 Sheldon : ...do you know what country has not one, but two cows on its flag?

 Howard : Look at that. There's finally a woman in your life you can talk to.

 Siri : I don't have a marital status, if that's what you're asking.

 Raj : Yeah, you're right, that's too personal. We hardly know each other.

 Castle : But we'll find a venue that has an indoor area, just in case.

 Beckett : Perfect, except if you want my dad to walk me down the aisle.

 Castle : - Right. Yeah, frostbite isn't very festive. - GRUNTS 

 Beckett : Oh, I know! September! It's not too hot, it's not too cold.

 Castle : It is, except I'll be out of town every weekend on my book-signing tour.

 Castle : So unless we get married on a Monday, September's gonna be tough.

 Martha : In life, there is no such thing as a perfect time for anything.

 Martha : SCOFFS Don't wait. Hell, just go down to City Hall right now.

 Martha : You love each other. Stop talking about it. Just do it! EXHALES 

- We'll find a date. Just keep going. - Let's keep... Yeah, looking. Okay.

BECKETT : I don't know, Castle, maybe we're being too ambitious.

 Castle : when I thought I'd drop by, see if we caught a murder.

 Castle : Actually, I, for one, am offended that you're not sharing with us.

- Mm-hmm, after all we've been through. - Yeah, I think we deserve better.

 Beckett : You know, I have a couple of ideas about what you guys deserve.

 Ryan : Come on, Beckett! Just give us something. Is he handsome?

 Ryan : Maybe there's something wrong with the guy. Maybe he's bad news.

 Esposito : Well, then, as her partners, it's our obligation to find out who this guy is.

l still can't believe this. My uterus is an inhospitable environment?

While l was growing up, they sure seemed to be in a hurry to get places.

 Doctor Connelly : Even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great...

 Doctor Connelly : ...you never know, so keep having sex on a regular basis.

 Doctor Connelly : Given your situation, the options with the greatest chances for success...

 Doctor Connelly : ...would be surrogacy or insemination using a sperm donor.

 Castle : and get rid of my porn collection before she finds it?

One popped that doesn't belong to anyone who works at the museum.

 Esposito : at 1127 Avenue of the Americas, the address on Medina's calendar.

 Ryan : At a company called Bio Inc., and here is the best part.

 Esposito : Spoke to the guy two days ago and he insisted he'd never met Medina.

 Charles Taylor : No, no, I didn't lie. I swear to you, I don't know Will Medina.

entertaining a meth addict through the violent phase of his withdrawal.

 Charles Taylor : I was sent by a private collector to examine it.

 Castle : Grimes was telling the truth. Medina was trying to sell the mummy.

 Castle : - This is getting good. - This collector, where is he from?

 Charles Taylor : Taipei. I've done testing for him before. Hominid skulls, a mammoth tusk.

 Charles Taylor : He asked me to carbon date the mummy to make sure it was real.

And if you say the words "medical marvel," I'm going to Easy-Bake your head.

 Mr. Geller : I used your boxes to divert water away from the Porsche.

 Beckett : You were pushing Jade for a more intimate relationship.

 Lee : But it all got way easier the second I knew she was leaving.

 Lee : I have no idea, but I finally lit into her about it last night.

 Lee : That's when she told me she was quitting the ballet company.

 Castle : She worked and trained all her life to come here and dance at the NYBC,

 Castle : What could possibly happen to suddenly make her wanna do that?

 Ryan : Usher at the movie theater recalls him sleeping through Dersu Uzala.

 Ryan : In any case, records from the bodega pay phone back up Lee's story.

 House : So he's getting rid of every board member who votes to keep me around.

 Blythe : He's one of the most well-respected doctors in the world.

I'm gonna have a bloody breath of fresh air. That's what I'm doing.

 Adams : Will, it's Dr. Adams and Dr. Chase. We just need to know where...

 Chase : It's not Behcet's. It doesn't necrotize tissue like this.

 Adams : Except we've already treated him with broad-spectrum antibiotics.

Dr. Bailey, I'm surprised at you. This is not how I thought you would do this.

 George ignores Addison and moves to Bailey's bedside : I truly...

 George ignores Addison and moves to Bailey's bedside : - I expected more. - George.

At least you didn't rent yours from a store called "It's Not Too Late."

 Barney : Don't you remember what you said to me when I was a kid?

 House : We're both in my head. You'd think one of us would have noticed the blood.

 House : Who do you want me to treat? Me or you? Did you have a seizure?

 Bus Driver : Dumb question. The brain's too fried during a seizure to form memories.

 Bus Driver : Stop arguing with a hallucination and get some treatment.

The hallucination is your messed-up brain's way of reasoning out a problem.

 Wilson : There's edema and localized swelling in the section of the temporal lobe

 Beckett : Like he didn't want anyone to know what he was working on.

 Beckett : I'm Detective Beckett, we're here about your brother.

 Beckett : Mr. Drake, I'm sorry to tell you, but your brother is dead.

senses cytokines released in the early stages of the immune response.

But CVOS releases prostaglandins that reset the hypothalamic set point upward,

 Cuddy : And you discovered this... when you stepped into the...

 Cuddy : fixing hypothalamic dysregulation isn't gonna regenerate brain.

 House : is resting against the pituitary, the adrenals would shut down.

 Cuddy : You didn't see any scar tissue on his MRI. His CT scans--

 Cuddy : There is nothing wrong with his hypothalamus or his pituitary.

 House : The guy'll have sex with his wife again. He'll hug his kid again.

 Sheldon : A lichen is an organism made up of two separate species, fungi and algae.

 Sheldon : If you could merge with another species, what species would you pick and why?

 Raj : ...would have the advanced industrial civilization of a human...

 Raj : ...and the long, graceful neck l've always dreamed of having.

 Leonard : ...while she drinks herself into a stupor with nonfat White Russians.

 Leonard : And you drive up to visit her one weekend and she acts like she doesn't know you.

 Howard : Interesting, kind of pretty, a little chubby, so probably low self-esteem.

I don't know, she'll never go for the kid once she gets a peek at this.

Five minutes with her dad, 20 goats and a laptop, and we'd be done.

 House : Just get me something I can use to force her to back off.

 House : Better chance of getting assaulted, catching a disease.

 House : This woman's hot, which means you like the challenge, the conquest.

 Beckett : what was Derek doing talking to one of the members of his gang?

 Ryan : how he felt about being brought to justice by a TV show.

 Esposito : These patches they wear on their vests, they're not varsity letters.

 Beckett : I make one phone call and Auto Theft Detail's down here

 Bailey : But it's not that way when you're sharing your body with another person.

 Meredith : Sure you don't want me to find someone to take over?

 Bailey : What I want you to find me is a strawberry milk shake, extra-thick.

 Alex : I failed my practical board exam. O'Malley's helping me study.

- You failed your... You're helping him? - Just to study. Nothing else.

 Izzie yells : I say I like the guy, and you can't stop hating him.

 Chandler : Give me a chance to win my money back. Sudden death...

l don't think we need to hear the specific positions you and Mom had.

 Mr. Geller : -Although it might feel good. -l don't feel good right now.

 Mr. Geller : But pleasure is important, and it helps if the woman has an orgasm.

 House : The MRI's magnet ripped this through your intestine into your spleen.

Know my favorite time to lie? When my life hangs in the balance.

 Bernadette : Well, that doesn't make sense. Sheldon doesn't have a spot.

 Amy : Don't play dumb with me, sister. You tell your husband he owes me $200.

 Castle : It's Rick Castle from Thailand. Your door was unlocked.

Well, I was hoping to prove Castle's story was true, but not like this.

 Becket : Yeah. Contact the next of kin. Let's find out what Jeff Powers was into.

 Ryan : Hoping to track down a friend or someone he served with.

 Foreman : They were my reason for getting your sentence delayed.

 House : Maybe that I was in the OR the entire day the ceiling collapsed,

 House : Doesn't it make more sense to actually perjure yourself

 Esposito : Says here that he owns an auto repair shop on Avenue U.

 Beckett : Really? I bet the people who own them would be surprised to hear that.

 Beckett : Not the best three words to have fallen out of your mouth, Jimmy.

 Beckett : Here's what I think. I think that Zack stole cars for you,

 Beckett : but he had bigger plans and he told you he wanted out.

 Thirteen : Her name was Lindsey, and she was a cheerleader from Iowa.

 Wilson : I blocked the intake valve so I could collect some of House's urine.

 Wilson : Further analysis showed they were from a Labrador Retriever.

 Meredith : I need one of you to tell me what this means exactly.

 Meredith : over the oxygen line, the whole hospital could blow up.

 Richard : I need an answer on when they're going to start moving.

Well, I... As a matter of fact, I just got a report from my IT people

 Cross : saying that someone tried to hack into our system around about that time.

 Cross : Well, we basically handle multimillion-dollar currency transactions

 Cross : for banks, international businesses, foreign countries, and the like.

 Castle : Maybe Ted was trying to tap in and steal from one of those transactions.

 Beckett : Has anyone tried to hack into your company's network before?

 Beckett : Well, would you mind giving me copies of your incursion reports,

 Receptionist : I'm sorry, Mr. Cross... Have we ever met before?

 Lanie : Okay, so I may know why one of Ted's shoes was tied differently.

 Lisa Cuddy : You're the one person on the team that he always respected.

This restaurant is 20 minutes out of your way, half an hour out of mine.

 Eric Foreman : You picked it to make sure House didn't drop in on us.

 Eric Foreman : You tell him that, then run back to your office while I get to deal with him.

 Amber Volakis : He had a dog. She's seeing Stark, our last patient.

 Greg House : Well, if it's Stark, he wouldn't be haunting a patient,

 "thirteen" : She probably just overheard someone talking about it, or...

 Greg House : You think there's a possibility that the alternative is true?

 Greg House : I'm only referring to the people who care enough about human life

 Foreman [massaging His Arm] : The patient's in restraints and on Haldol,

 Foreman [massaging His Arm] : which seems to have made him lucid.

 House : Differential diagnosis, back pain, neurogenic bladder, psychosis.

Glad to hear you met someone you liked. Weddings are good for that.

 Izzie : Nobody ever got married and didn't think that at least once.

 Derek : Work's a good place to start. Yeah, she's proud of what she does.

 Derek : She's difficult, but if you make an effort, she's worth it.

 House : Pink means lead, orange means mercury and rust means arsenic.

 House : Put a little pressure on him, and see which gives out first.

 Powell [getting On The Treadmill.] : first protocol for this machine.

 Cameron [smiling.] : Hang in there, you know the protocol's only a few minutes.

 Foreman : We don't get it past 130, we're not gonna see anything.

 Chase : And if he falls and breaks a hip, we're not gonna see anything either.

 Cameron [joining Them.] : I figured House might go back to the pills, but

 Cameron [joining Them.] : if he's using his cane, he's right back to where he was before.

 Cameron [through The Intercom From The Viewing Room.] : Just a little longer.

I just got out on parole from a little job we did back in the day.

He sounds like he's playing Five Finger Fillet with the bartender.

 Esposito : My hand's getting twitchy, bro. You better tell me something.

 Bartender : Beats the hell out of me, man. I haven't seen the guy in over a year.

 Agency Guy : There's a lot to go over, but I'll explain as we go through.

 Agency Guy : - I don't understand. - The agency must have made a mistake.

 Chandler : I could perform an operation on you and prove it if you'd like.

 Chandler : Our names really are Monica and Chandler. We're from New York.

"And a disturbingly large proportion of your comments are racist or sexist. "

 Cuddy : I will give you a ruling if you do the reviews on your team.

 Kutner : He's a carpet cleaner, he's got a home full of hydrofluoric acid.

 Hugo : I want to make sure you're trying everything to save my sister.

 Hugo voice Trembling : I'm the one that's supposed to die first.

 Taub looking At The Chart : When's the last time you had a cold?

 Newscaster : rescuing several police officers and arresting almost a dozen people.

 Beckett : Not long. It's too big a story for the Agency to bury.

 Castle : How about some breakfast first? Best way to start off a hibernation.

 Kutner : And who cares what the critics think? Women love soaps.

 Evan : You get to take pride in your job, feel good when you go home at night.

 Taub : Could be stiffening in his tongue, which is a symptom of myxedema.

It's not the tongue. It's the dialogue. I think I dated that nurse, though.

I'm quitting. I just helped an 81-year-old woman put on a thong...

 Phoebe : Well, he came in for a massage, and everything was fine until...

 Dr. Leedbetter : Come look in my office. Some of it may still be in the trash.

- I'm sure this is frightening, but... - What's Doctor Cameron wearing?

 Foreman : He can physically see. His brain just can't process it.

 Foreman : Anton's blindness indicates damage to both occipital lobes.

 House : Bullet fragments just happened to hit the same spot in both lobes?

 House : Start heparin to thin the blood. Find the clot and yank it out.

 Foreman : The clot would be at the top of the bilateral vertebral arteries.

 Foreman : Meaning Baby Shoes was using .38 caliber hollow points,

 Meredith : I've only ever heard my mother's version of the story of why you left.

And I was just wondering if, maybe, you have a side that I haven't heard.

 George : You know, moms like that, surprises on their birthdays.

 Mrs. Glass : I'm 47 and having a baby, which is kind of a miracle,

 Mrs. Glass : You know, fertility treatments, acupuncture needles in my eyes.

 Mrs. Glass : Then one awesome night on the beach with a bottle of merlot...

 Cristina : so statistically you have a good probability of survival.

 Cristina : Forego treatment, chances are you won't see your baby go to kindergarten,

 House : I didn't know Angela Merkel was attending the conference.

 Wilson : I just spoke with Cuddy. She doesn't think you're reliable.

 House : I can't convince her that I've changed my entire personality in a weekend.

 Wilson : You see? Seriously, I know this is out of your comfort zone,

-And she hasn't even thanked you for it. -You know what? You're right.

 Monica : It is rude to leave a party without saying goodbye to the host.

 Monica : When someone apologizes to you, the decent thing to do is to accept it.

So whenever you're ready to apologize to me, I will forgive you.

 Alexis : with a carefree spirit and a hatred of exclamation marks.

 Castle : A man as intimate with violence and murder as any in history.

 Castle : You, in the printed non-ironic tee beside the too-friendly blonde.

 Castle : His reputation besmirched. So he strikes out in passion.

I'm not allowed to have him. If they find him, they'll take him away.

 Ross : -My uncle Marcel. -ls that who the monkey's named after?

 Raj : Which turned into her working there, which turned into marriage,

 Raj : which then turned into hatred, which continues to this day.

 Leonard : she can hold his head and try to put the drops in his eyes.

 Howard : I'm just saying, I'd never want to work with Bernadette.

 Howard : and then you're supposed to hang out with them after work, too?

 Sheldon : ...why they don't simply let some of you go so there's money available for my research.

 Sheldon : Based on your academic record, any number of things, I would imagine.

 Howard : They gave Leslie control over some unrestricted grant money.

 Leonard : Yeah, okay, but what's with the back scratching and the meow?

 Sheldon : I believe the back-scratching metaphor describes a quid pro quo situation...

 Sheldon : - ...in compensation for a similar action. - Thank you.

Okay. Okay. l'm sure that Rachel came home early and picked up Emma.

 Monica : ...because one way or another, we're giving a baby back to Rachel!

I would ask if this was going to be lunchtime gossip, but lucky for me...

 Thirteen : MRI shows no sign of clots, FMRI shows no problem areas.

Nothing. But like so many of the procedures we put patients through, it hurts,

 Greg House : which, if she's enjoying it, will show up in pretty colors.

 Greg House : It showed she didn't have a blood clot, which is diagnostically relevant.

 Greg House : And it can show that she's become a masochist. Also diagnostically relevant.

 Greg House : Either explain which part of my analysis didn't make sense, or go do it.

All right, fine. You love me so much, come over here and give me a kiss.

 Monica : For a guy who's recently lost his job, you're in a good mood.

 Derek : If it goes well, he gets the credit. If it goes poorly, he gets the save.

 Mark : - Can I help you with those, Dr. Bailey? - What do you want?

 Mark : See, that's what I like about you. You always get right to the point.

 Bailey : You want me to do your homework for you because I'm not busy enough, is that it?

 Mark : All the other attendings are putting together 10 year plans. I was

 Bailey : I have patients in need of medical attention right now.

 Bailey : So you need to get out of my way right now so I can do my job.

 Montgomery : Kate, I'm not going to jail for this. I can't put my family through that.

 Montgomery : McCallister and Raglan were heroes to me. I believed in what we were doing.

 Montgomery : Armen reached for my gun, that's when I heard the shot.

 Montgomery : I didn't even know it was my gun that went off until Armen went down.

 Montgomery : I remember him saying, "It's okay, kid, it's not your fault.

 Montgomery : McCallister and Raglan tried to drown it, but not me.

 Montgomery : I put it all into the job, Kate. I became the best cop I could be.

 George : Why do we hump on every dead or dying patient that comes through those doors?

 George : So we can tell their family that we did everything we could.

 Derek : - Just when the day was improving. - You told Meredith what happened?

 Derek he gives her a weird look : I did. What did you tell her?

 Derek disbelieving : What? Wow. That's your side of this? That I didn't pay you enough attention?

 Addison : We got successful, you and me. We got busy and we got lazy.

And now I'm sorry. I'm more sorry than you can possibly imagine,

 Beckett : And I'll be damned if I let someone else screw it up.

She's gonna investigate this case, Kevin, whether she's on it or not.

 Castle : No, she's already onto her shooter. She's not gonna let go.

 Sheldon : ...where when a hunter flaunts his success to the rest of the village...

 Sheldon : ...they kill him and drive away evil spirits with a drum made of his skin.

 Sheldon : Superstitious nonsense, of course, but one can see their point.

 Penny bringing another grasshopper : Here you go, Raj. You might wanna drink this one slowly.

- What are you talking about? - The reception for my article on Saturday.

 Penny : I can't believe you. Raj is celebrating a tremendous accomplishment.

 Sheldon : A tremendous accomplishment would be if the planetary body he discovered...

 Sheldon : ...were plummeting toward Earth and he exploded it with his mind.

Well, I've always told him, "Darling, if you're gonna do something,

 Ryan : She had some paperwork to finish up, but it's still early.

 Leonard : Oh, my, I didn't see the ring with my glasses off, so...

...and your friends were passing around page 79 of Mistress Bitch.

Back to the book. What is this about you being arrested in London?

 The Casting Director : I tried to call you. You didn't need to come today.

You didn't need to come, because the director saw your tape and loved it.

 The Casting Director : Your agent said you're okay with nudity.

It's important to the director that everything in the movie's authentic.

 Beckett : Besides, we're looking for a woman named Vera, not Viola.

 Castle : One, if you had the Blue Butterfly, why didn't you take it?

Well, we were home free till doll face here had herself an epiphany.

 Vera/beckett : No, it's more than that. It's misery. Joe, we can't.

 Joe/castle : But I'll be damned if I let Dempsey get his hands back on it.

 Joe/castle : not knowing his prized possession is right under his nose.

 Beckett : Cursed or not, did you ever consider going back for it?

Do you think we should've told Joe and Vera about the Blue Butterfly?

 Zack : You guys have shown a lot of interest in me tonight, and l'm flattered...

l notice you're enjoying that ravioli with a beautiful set of teeth.

 Rachel : Let's just do it. Let's just go over there and see if she heard.

Let's say I had slept with Mark. Would you have been able to forgive me?

 Brady : Nothing. Uh, just wanted to let you know I talked to Detective Ryan.

 Brady : and he coughed up the name of the local supplier of meth.

 Beckett : Aaron Lerner's schedule and when he could take the boat out.

 Leonard : You're trying to get attention so we'll feel bad for you,

 Rach : Other than their names being similar, I do not see what you're seeing.

 Chan : I'm gonna get some more coffee before the pinching and eye-poking begins.

 Penny : This looks like some serious stuff. Leonard, did you do this?

 Sheldon : ...with a little string theory doodling around the edges. That part's just a joke.

 Penny : So you're, like, one of those Beautiful Mind genius guys.

 Leonard : I have a board, if you like boards. This is my board.

If by "holy smokes," you mean a derivative restatement of the stuff...

 Sheldon : ...you can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at MIT, sure.

 Sheldon : Who hasn't seen this differential below "here I sit brokenhearted"?

At least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions just to make the math come out.

 Castle : So, she left it there, she went back to New York for help.

 Castle : poisoned her to silence her and to keep the gold for themselves.

 Castle : Not if they didn't have those old maps that Whitney had.

 Rebecca : She was a friend of mine. Her real name's Virginia Williams.

Well, Virginia was pregnant with Whitney when she stayed with me.

 Rebecca : Virginia got so fed up with getting letters like these,

 Esposito : Wait, are you saying that Clyde is Whitney's father?

-l'll play if we don't keep score. -Well, then how do we know who wins?

 Joey : What are you talking about? Lots of things rhyme with Rachel : 

 Phoebe : Do you, maybe, have a nickname that's easier to rhyme?

 Leonard : Penny says they're having fun working on the prototype.

 Howard : Remember when her fun was nightclubs and drinking games?

 Man : You guys interested in a free screening of an upcoming movie?

 Howard : Honestly, you want to wrap tape around a bunch of pipe fittings

 Penny : helping to build a prototype for a high-tech guidance system.

 Castle : There has been a homicide out here in the Hamptons. In my backyard.

 Castle : More like Murder, He Wrote. But unfortunately, unlike Jessica Fletcher,

 Castle : So I need you guys to question the victim's wife in the city,

 Mrs. Franklin : I don't understand. They already caught the guy, didn't they?

 Esposito : We know your husband testified against several colleagues at Lehman.

 Mrs. Franklin : No. He left banking after the crash and never looked back.

 Mrs. Franklin : Got into commercial real estate. That's how we managed to stay afloat.

 Ryan : Mrs. Franklin, your husband was seen arguing with a woman on a beach

 Mrs. Franklin : But if I were to guess, I'd say it was his girlfriend.

 Castle : The wife got wind of it, sent him up here to break it off.

 Bernadette : This is so exciting. If Leonard and Penny get back together...

 Amy : How come you never invite Sheldon and me on a double date?

If he were, she could throw him in bed and ride him right up until he flatlines.

 Chase : Bloody shame about Anne. She was one hell of a tracker.

 Chase : Word was, she knew the whereabouts of an actual Squatch,

 Beckett : Witnesses saw you and Anne arguing outside of her work yesterday.

 Chase : I was at a target range last night with my mates, keeping my edge sharp.

 Chase : Well, I figured she was tracking the beast, so I tracked her.

 Chase : I followed her to the alley, and that's when I caught the wily bitch in the act.

 Wilson : More dangerous than complete renal failure? My patient needs this now.

 Benjamin dressed Up, Ready To Go : There are 70,000 people in this country

 Benjamin dressed Up, Ready To Go : on the active Waiting list for a kidney,

 Benjamin dressed Up, Ready To Go : and less than 10,000 dead people a year to give them one.

I looked ii up. The risk is one in 4,000. I could die during surgery.

 Benjamin : but I've got two, and this woman has none. She'll die without it.

 Foreman : This kidney thing is the only evidence you have that he's sick.

 Beckett : like obstruction, would cost you your liquor license.

 Beckett : you made seven phone calls to him over the last three days.

Well, we think that someone that frequents your bar was involved.

Yeah, yeah. As a matter of fact, we did. Let me bring you up to speed.

 Sheldon : I can get as close to you as I want without my mom saying it's going to ruin my eyes.

 Arthur : Well, I hope I haven't, uh, kept the kids waiting too long for the show.

 Joey : Me and Jim Belushi would just be cracking up about something.

I'm ready to go back up on the wall. I'm the star of a new TV show.

 Bernadette : Yeah, eventually I figured out how to get the baby to sleep.

- Well, no. We sort of decided to wing it. - Oh, even I know that's lame.

 Howard : Think back, Leonard. The littlest things can set women off.

Like, "Hey, the waitress is hot. I bet we could get her to come home with us."

Or, "How much does your mom weigh? I wanna know what I'm getting into."

- I didn't say anything like that. - Good, because they don't work.

- There's over 40 organophosphates. - I'll get all of 'em. - Get all of 'em.

Great minds think alike. - By the time they get here, we're gonna know which one we need.

 Foreman : If we figure out how he got exposed, we'll figure out what he was exposed to.

 House : Call me crazy, but I'm thinking maybe... homemade tomatoes?

Just want everybody to know the position of my best man is still open.

 Leonard : And bring you home. Pack up your stuff and we'll head back.

 Leonard : Thanks to you, my career is over. I will spend the rest of my life here...

 Leonard : You know how they say when friends have sex it can get weird?

 Leonard : I mean, we were friends and now we're more than friends.

 George : It's a type of dialysis to remove the toxin from the blood.

 House : I'm not deflecting because I'm avoiding something deep.

 House : Like a salmon returning to the stream where it was born.

 House : Did you become whole again or did you get eaten by bears?

 Foreman : George, you ever notice you don't see a lot of obese old men?

I would rather it be caused by a perfect pan-roasted ris de veau

than running 26 miles for no reason other than to brag that I can do it.

 Cameron : It was the only way to rule out a stroke or brain hemorrhage.

 Wilson : And who are we talking about? You know, just in case you need me

 Wilson : to chime in and tell you you're a lunatic at some point?

 Wilson : Yeah, you definitely better get to the bottom of that.

 House : Or it could just be pity. She feels guilty about being born beautiful.

 Wilson : From what I hear, the patient reminds her of you, not me.

 Wilson : Or a lump of something else. You're a lunatic. Call the lawyer.

 Foreman : Skin exam and ACTH stimulation test were both normal.

 Izzie even more angry : - He cheated on me! God! - Told you she'd find out.

 George : - That is just plain rude! - We know he cheated on you!

 Meredith : That's why we let you turn the living room into Santa's Village.

You know that. We're being supportive because you're having a hard time.

 Meredith : As far as family goes, this hospital, you guys are it.

 Chandler : Well, yeah. I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now.

 Chandler : If I had a sock on my hand for 30 years, it'd be talking too.

 House : So why don't you cut the crap and tell me your real name?

 House : Hiding your identity. Either you're a criminal or a superhero.

 Leonard : Girls like Penny never end up with guys who own time machines.

 Sheldon : ...long predates your acquisition of the time machine.

- Thanks for pointing it out. - In addition, your premise is flawed.

 Sheldon : In the original film, Rod Taylor got Yvette Mimieux...

 Ross : Excuse her for knowing what she wants to do with her life.

 Phoebe : Well, she certainly knew what she was doing New Year's Eve, 1997.

 Ross : That was three years ago. She apologized and apologized.

 Westfield : We all know what Marie Subbarao was involved with, Detective.

 Castle : Is this the part where you bring out the old Nazi with the dentist drill?

 Westman : If you don't cooperate, we'll find a way to get the truth.

 Chandler : Well, we have to do something. We can't have her living next door.

...but I think there's a way you might be able to get her to come back.

 Mr Zelner : This may surprise you, but rehiring fired employees is not my main job.

 Caslte : You and your secret admirer agree to meet in the cafeteria.

 Alexis : "If you want to meet, I'll be at Strawberry Fields at 5 : 00.

 Alexis : Before, you were practically forcing me to find out who he is.

 Alexis : I'm meeting my secret admirer and that's all there is to it.

 Martha : Richard, darling, she's right. You are being utterly irrational.

Yeah, Detective Esposito, this is Detective Inspector Colin Hunt.

 Esposito : Well, Naomi did make it to that album release party last night

 Esposito : And she wasn't afraid to take a swing in front of paparazzi.

 Esposito : Unclear, but uniforms are bringing her up to interrogation now.

 Castle : Actually, you know what? Why don't you guys take this one?

 Castle : Besides, Colin's got a personal interest. I really don't now, do I?

 Molly : I don't know how God is gonna get us through this, but he will.

 House : Just looking for some reading material for the crapper.

 Molly : The children are in the waiting area. Can I bring them in?

 House : If you can't bring Mohammed to Princeton, bring Princeton to Mohammed.

 Penny : Yeah, except the river kept showing me his PokÃ©mon cards.

 Gates : We believe she may have been targeted by Tyson and Nieman

 Gates : due to facial similarities between her and Detective Beckett.

 Castle : For murders that your cellmate Jerry Tyson convinced you to commit,

 Beckett : I have a rope in the car. I was going to hike back to get it.

Kate, whoa. Just hold on a second, let's just back up and think about this.

 Beckett : Something, Castle? You think that Bigfoot came out here with a shovel?

 Castle : No, you're probably right. I don't think Bigfoot built this.

 Beckett : Maybe our fugitive built it in case anyone came out here.

 Castle : I was more comfortable with the idea of Bigfoot building it.

 Castle : Yeah, I'm just saying, I don't want to end up as Bigfoot dinner.

 Joey : -The allergy guy got the part. Thanks. -Maybe we can fix it.

 Chandler : Maybe we can send him some big flowers and scare him!

 Beckett : I'm sorry. It's just, you got excited. It's kind of cute.

 Castle : Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know how I like the weird stuff.

 Ryan : Once we realized that someone might have gone through Anita's apartment,

 Ryan : Now, one of Anita's neighbors remembers seeing a red van

 Ryan : Yeah, not only that, we checked in with Sam Carson's neighbors.

 Ryan : She remembers it because she thought it looked suspicious.

 Castle : So our victim and two suspects do have something in common.

 Kutner : means you've got baggage, personal betrayal, abandonment...

 Kutner : When your life sucks from the beginning, nowhere to go but up.

 Taub : The only betrayal comes from father of the year in there.

 Taub : He has a wife, a kid, people who count on him to have a pulse.

 Beckett : the mobster is committing conspiracy to obstruct justice.

 Castle : then we've got all the leverage we need to expose the slush fund

 Arguello : I don't think you want your office to hear what we're about to discuss.

 Arguello : proof that he left on a thumb drive on the altar of my church

 Ross : ...who improved the accuracy of radiocarbon dating by a factor of 1 0!

 Charlie : Yes, and while that is everything one looks for in a boyfriend...

 Ross : ...what regular people experience when they watch Access Hollywood.

 Charlie : He was really intimidated by the guy l dated before him.

 Ross : Have you ever been in a relationship with someone who hasn't won the Nobel Prize?

"You know all the stuff you were worried about when we first came here, honey?"

 Stacy : Everything's easy when you don't care if you hurt anyone.

 House : - He just doesn't know it yet. - If I never tell him, it'll never hurt.

 House [nods, Looks Around, Then Back At Her.] : You can either have a life with me,

 House [nods, Looks Around, Then Back At Her.] : or you can have a life with him.

 House [nods, Looks Around, Then Back At Her.] : It can't be both.

 House [nods, Looks Around, Then Back At Her.] : It's not easy, but it is simple.

 House : She's on fertility treatments. She had a blood clot. It's there.

 Chase : Millions of women are on fertility treatments and they don't get cancer.

 House : She'll get another one and probably die, if we don't find that tumor.

 Foreman : Biopsy's painful and unnecessary. We just did an ultrasound.

 House : In a way, aren't we all guilty of bribing the janitor to take her file and give it to me?

 House : You know she filed a form so the hospital would take extra withholding?

 Wilson : so I can break up with her and start dating a stripper.

 House : I didn't try to break up your marriages. You did that yourself.

 Wilson : My marriages were so crappy, I was spending all my time with you.

 House : That and the Loch Ness monster, global warming, evolution

Although, big romantic weekend in the Poconos could change everything.

 House : Good point. Let's biopsy something safer, like her shoes.

 Cameron : The husband. He'd have to give consent. He can't right now.

 Monica : And clean? Not just health department-clean, Monica-clean!

 Monica : He is without a doubt the funniest guy l have ever met!

 Penny : And then I started thinking maybe I should talk to you first.

 Leonard : Although I do have to live a little in the future because, well, that's my job.

 Leonard : Of course, my fondness for classic science fiction does draw my attention backwards...

 Leonard : ...but those stories often take place in the future, so...

 Beckett : So, how do we know that LokSat's right-hand man is driving the car?

 Vikram : Using traffic cams, we can follow the car to what we assume is his house.

 Ryan : correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you just tell Castle

 Beckett : while I'm sitting safe behind a desk? No, not gonna happen.

 Beckett : - He does know that I'm Captain, right? - Yes, ma'am.

 Martha : If I wasn't scared out of my mind, this would be a lovely afternoon.

 Castle : I should be with Kate. I promised her we'd take down LokSat together.

 Beckett : Run all of the paperwork from Du Preez's last shipment.

 Castle : You think someone at the airport caught on to Du Preez's smuggling?

 Beckett : Mr. And Mrs. Kopek, thank you for coming in so late. Please.

 Mrs Kopek : Sorry it took so long. Stan was at work when you called.

Oh, right. You said that the last time that you saw your brother

 Beckett : Could you refresh my memory, Mr. Kopek. Where is it that you work?

 Beckett : until I remembered your wife's story about the party. At the airport.

 Beckett : It's a customs form, Mr. Kopek, authorizing the release of cargo

 Castle : from Fish and Wildlife to determine when the next shipment would be.

 Castle : But you needed someone with connections to fencing stolen goods.

 Sheldon : ...could be a symptom of benign prostatic hyperplasia.

 Sheldon : If you're interested, I can send you a link to a YouTube video...

 Sheldon : ...that'll show you how to perform your own rectal exam.

I'm sure a young man such as yourseIf has a perfectly heaIthy prostate.

 Sheldon : And for the record, butter is an excellent lubricant for your rectal exam.

 Wilson : Let me know as soon as Tucker takes a turn for the worse.

 Leonard : You know the cashew chicken I get you on Monday nights?

 Leonard : Yeah, well, before they went out of business, I bought 4000 containers.

 Howard : It's hard not to. They taste so much better than real berries.

 Man : Gather around, lily and marshall are going to cut the cake.

 Marshall : Besides, the smearing the cake thing's a clichÃ©, remember?

"Honey, you're fired. But how about a quickie before I go to work?"

Phoebe, do me a favor. Try this on. I want to make sure it fits.

 Chandler : I have to listen to both. They don't let each other finish.

 Taub : But there is thickening in the lining of the wall of the third ventricle.

 Adams : Pneumococcus is pretty common among the homeless population.

 House : Sure. Ask her and when she refuses to tell you anything,

 House : Then don't believe her and start her on ceftriaxone for pneumococcus.

 Adams : How about we don't believe she's gonna bolt and we call Social Services.

 Jane Doe : life with mom and dad was kind of a drag so you just ran away,

 Jane Doe : and then when you got tired of being a rebel, you just went home.

 Jane Doe : My life at home sucked, so I got the hell out of there.

 Jane Doe : with as many messed-up, delinquent kids as possible,

 Jane Doe : foster parents, who only take you in because you're a meal ticket.

 Jane Doe : and hope for a pair that don't ruin my life the way that my mom...

 Charlotte : If I go before him, I want you to give him my heart.

 House : Wasn't hard to figure out that his password was "Kutner."

That definitely would've given him the cash needed to make ends meet.

 Castle : And the man Zack was arguing with, our secretive Slav,

 Beckett : If there even was a man. For all we know, Bridget was lying.

I talked to all four of them, one Irishman to another, and another.

 Castle : that Bridget was telling the truth about our elusive Estonian.

 Ryan : I'll run the sketch past Narco and Vice, see if they recognize him.

 Beckett : And, Esposito, can you talk to Zack's teammates about the steroids,

l just want to say, if you do ever come to Minsk, that's my number.

 Joey : Hey, Ross! Check it out! Sandy taught me ''Hot Cross Buns'' !

lf it makes you feel any better, l wish my date hadn't shown up.

 Rachel : ...and he thought it would be appropriate to give me...

 Phoebe : Now wait a minute. So they're gonna name their first child Joey?

 Receptionist : -This has been torn up. -And taped back together.

Okay. Well, l'll call you as soon as your massage therapist is ready.

 Receptionist : -Through the glass doors. -Through the glass doors.

 Chandler : You look amazing. I'm the luckiest man in the world.

 Steve shaking his head furiously, loud : No way! No! Forget it!

 Bailey : Then you're looking at impotence, penile infarction, or gangrene.

 Bailey : - So if you want it to fall off... - No. No, I really don't want that.

 Meredith : If you had no intention of using it, you shouldn't have taken it.

Come on. Fishing a key out of a cup isn't like some binding legal contract.

 Cristina gives Steve a look and then looks at Meredith : Why's he talking?

The guy put himself out. He's taking the next step. You can't not use it.

 House : Either I need a new watch or Mowgli is cutting into your beauty sleep.

 House : Proving that you're a better foster mom than a homeless drug addict.

 House : Two questions, why did she, and why are you telling me?

 Cuddy : Mama's busy. You two are gonna have to go play outside for a while.

 House : I was expecting something involving whipped cream and tongue depressors.

 Cameron : He's seen seven different specialists over three years, no diagnosis and no relief.

 House : Your BP is spiking, so you're bleeding faster from your leg wound,

 House : What did I tell you about not raising your blood pressure?

 House : I'm not in the habit of encouraging my patients' superstitions.

 Ryan : So it's got nothing to do with Eddie Ramirez? The guy you took a shot at.

Because if a short 50-year-old man broke my face and stole 10 grand,

 Bartender : They're lying their asses off. That man, Eddie Ramirez, he was here.

 Bartender : Next thing I know, he's beating the crap out of Jose and Frankie.

 Beckett : - And you saw that all happen? - Oh, yeah. As Eddie was walking out,

 Bartender : They couldn't have. They were both laid up in the hospital.

 Beckett : Why would Eddie come here to shake them down for money?

Nah, you're pissed that he let you take the rap all those years ago.

 Toro : I made Z keep his mouth shut on that B and E we pulled, man.

 Esposito : Come on, bro, your prison shrink noted that you had a giant hate-on for Zane.

 Ryan : Limo driver said things got pretty heated when he picked you up.

 Toro : Yeah. But what the limo driver didn't hear was us squashing our beef.

 Ryan : What financial problems? Zane had $10 million in the bank.

 Toro : He said he had a plan to get paid. It was something big, man.

 Esposito : Sounds like whatever money-making scheme Zane was involved in

 Esposito : Only question is... what the hell are you doing, Kev?

 Ryan : The, uh, new choreography for Sara Grace's preschool play.

 Esposito : Oh, good. why don't you keep working on that while I solve our homicide?

and I was expelled from my first med school. There didn't seem any point.

 Cuddy : I should go to my room and review papers for the infectious disease panel.

Under the circumstances, it was the best thing that could have happened, right?

 OLIVIA : They pulled me from the floor. I'm just down here helping with the flu overflow.

- He has to be admitted. Can't take him. - Just page Addison Shepherd.

 ADDISON : I'm not asking you where the mother is for my health,

 ALEX : I don't know. The baby was found in a trash can at a high school.

 ADDISON : I need a stat ultrasound and for you to infuse two grams of IVIG,

 ADDISON : if there is no cranial bleeding. Then find out where the mother is.

- I have back-to-back surgeries... - You'll want to take this meeting.

 Raj : Huh. That is so strange. Human Resources wants to talk to me tomorrow.

 Raj : Could you stop licking your ass for two minutes? I have a problem here.

 Raj : How else am I supposed to talk to the human resources lady?

 Raj : I did. The guy at the liquor store said this stuff tastes great in coffee.

 Sheldon : and my girlfriend loves me so much she wants to live with me.

 Sheldon : And now, the place I need to go when I'm sad is damp and smells funny.

 Sheldon : I don't always recognize sarcasm, but I do right now,

 Student : I was wondering if you'd consider coaching me for it.

 Ross : Four percent, okay? I tip more than that when there's a bug in my food.

I'm gonna go to a doctor who went to medical school in a mini-mall.

 The Stripper : -You throw one hell of a party. -Thanks. It was great meeting you.

If any of my friends ever get married or have a birthday or a Tuesday...

 Castle : from a payphone. I was too scared to let them know who I was.

 Castle : even the FBI database for anyone matching her description

 Bernadette : ...and I'm not sure I even know who the man is anymore.

 Amy : ...or group sex with the girl dressed as the children's cartoon.

 Penny : Remember when we went over things that would be helpful and things that wouldn't?

 Bernadette : When I first met Howard, he seemed so innocent to me.

 Bernadette : Just a sweet little guy who lives with his mother.

 Penny : If that's what you like, I'll take you to the comic book store. The place is full of them.

 Bernadette : Did you know about all the creepy stuff he was into?

When it did, I thought it wouldn't go past you meeting his mother.

 Ted 2030 : Of how uncle barney gave marshall and lily a dune buggy

 Marshall : Um, I thought since we're going to be apart for two whole weeks,

 Leonard : Okay, yeah, no problem. Just come up here, help me pull and turn.

 Sheldon : ...will in no way increase the odds of you having sexual congress with this woman?

If you had done everything right in your life, I wouldn't be getting a baby.

 Cuddy : The mother had a Stage Two placental abruption, she's losing blood.

Rach, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sure we can get it off, okay?

 Ross : Listen, I talked to Chandler. And I'm sorry about the movie.

 Joey : I don't need it anymore. I found my identical hand twin.

 Joey : My identical hand twin. The person whose hands are like mine.

-Were you looking for this person? -Not even. This thing is a gold mine.

 George takes her hand and smiles : I don't think that's possible.

 Sophie : Oh, no, darling. You can't waste any more time with me.

 Richard : I'll be closing the peritoneal cavity with zero chromic sutures.

 Richard : Give me more suction. I'll need a sponge on a stick. More suction.

 Howard : And the brutal dismemberment of a rotisserie chicken by my mother.

 Raj : Do you think there's something psychologically wrong with her?

 Howard : of ex-boyfriend's body parts and you'd still go out with her.

She told you that the investment would bring you true happiness,

 Moreno : I'm selling my home because I can't pay my mortgage no more.

 Castle : And then what happened, Mr. Moreno? Did you get angry?

 Moreno : By then I was late to meet my broker, so I left, about 2 : 30.

 Moreno : The minute I laid eyes on her again, I haven't left her side,

 Castle : Investing in the real estate deal brought you to bankruptcy,

 Chase : I don't see anything wrong with him marrying a straight woman.

 Chase : He's got the right to life, liberty and unhappiness like the rest of us.

 Taub : Patients weren't lying about their sexual orientation before.

 Thirteen : What you didn't tell us is how you turned your life around.

 Sheldon : She was old and blind, Leonard. What choice did we have?

 Beverley : ...Mitzy is the one who is dead, why are you the one making a fuss?

 Beverley : I was going to ask Leonard to do it, but he seemed a bit emotionally unstable...

 Beverley : ...and you don't want someone like that operating heavy machinery.

 Bailey : I called the family in because I need to perform a procedure on your father

 Bailey : With the extensive surgery, your father is not breathing on his own,

Pheebs, you got to keep the line moving. Remember, 20 seconds per person.

...on one hand, you're happy for them. On the other, it's hard to let go.

 Adams : Henry left her too close to a heating pipe or something.

 Chase : You think he tosses her in a broom closet at the end of each day'?

 Chase : We can explain that the same way we explain the tooth fairy.

 Chase : We can't just destroy the patient's property. That thing cost seven grand.

 Cameron : which could have pesticides, and you're thinking they both bought the same product...

- It was contaminated. Shaving cream. - Chi doesn't look like he shaves.

 House : Check for anything that might have touched their skin...

 House : between the time they got up and the time they went to school.

 House : I'm sorry, but... the fact that the sexual pleasure center...

 House : of your cerebral cortex has been overstimulated by spirochetes is...

It's a poor basis for a relationship. I learned that one the hard way.

 Georgia : I really don't want to play canasta for the rest of my life.

- Why don't you get back to bed, sweetie? - I can't go to sleep without a story.

- Okay, I'll just get your mom... - Why don't you read it to me?

 Rachel : I think this is really great that, you know, you've shared your feelings.

 Rachel : What are you talking about? You love their Kung Pao chicken!

 Chandler : This is the nine millionth ring store, and I can't find the perfect ring.

 House : And it'd be interesting to know which of those interactions

 House : Difference is we know what those risks are. Put him on dialysis.

 Brandon : It's not like I've lied to her about anything important.

 Taub : Most people cling to some storybook notion of what a relationship is.

 Foreman : We need to cool this kid down before her brain melts.

 Cameron : We just put that little girl through excruciating pain.

 House : Hey, Cuddy, you know any rodeo clowns who can weigh in...

 House : It's a good thing you failed to become a mom, because you suck at it.

 Chandler : We haven't had a relationship that's lasted longer than a Mento.

 Chandler : Four years of closeness and sharing, after which she ripped your heart out.

Know what's scary? What if there's only one woman for everybody?

 Ross : Unfortunately, in my case, there was only one woman for her.

 Joey : That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream.

 Rossi : I should have said something. I should have done something, you know?

 Beckett : - Why did she call, Ms. Rossi? - She needed my advice, as a lawyer.

 Beckett : Her husband had no idea that something bad happened on Friday.

Doctor-patient privilege is supposed to protect people, not get them killed.

Co-workers confirm that she arrived for drinks at 7 : 15, left at 11 : 00.

The husband's buddy places him at the Garden from 7 : 00 till about 10 : 00.

 Beckett : Not without a warrant. We start by running their names.

 Beckett : He threatened and then killed her, he's probably got violent priors.

 Esposito : Once again, Mr. And Mrs. Marx, I'm very sorry for your loss.

 George : She's holding it hostage. Why do you think I am stalking her? You...

 Cristina : - Uh, ow. You're touching me. - George says you have Burke's cap.

 Cristina : - No, he doesn't. - That isn't your decision to make.

Not when he's going in on Denny. Now, do I have to physically take it from you?

and I am not above kicking your pampered little Beverly Hills ass.

 Cristina : I keep that cap in my locker because every morning I look at it

 Cristina : and I'm reminded of what I'm here for and what I want to be.

 Cristina : and who doesn't need a piece of clothing to give him an edge in surgery.

 Vince : Lots of other doctors. I posted my symptoms on the Internet.

 Dr. Felker : I can cure all your symptoms with my papaya toxin cleanse.

 Vince : Okay, that guy's an idiot. That doesn't mean they all are.

 Foreman : We considered that and concluded thrombocytosis is more likely.

 Dr. Paulson : His platelets don't seem anywhere near high enough.

 Foreman : I'm not delaying treatment. Looks like we need a tiebreaker.

 Vince : So, brain tumor, otherwise you'd back your bosslboyfriend.

 Beckett : she is literally one of the last people to see Beau Randolph alive.

 Ryan : As far as I can see, nothing. She's a kindergarten teacher.

 Esposito : to her mom's maiden to get away from all the notoriety.

 Beckett : And if she didn't agree to get her father off of his back,

 Castle : Candice knows that if that tape got out, it would ruin her life.

 Marshall's brother #1 : Then he picked my crying son up off the ice.

 Marshall's brother #1 : "Champ, it doesn't matter if you fall down once in a while."

 Marshall's brother #2 : And as we hiked, a little deer appeared on the path.

 Marshall's brother #2 : She hopped over to Dad and started eating...

 Howard : ...but you wouldn't have to because there are no women in them.

 Howard : All right, the Three Musketeers just became the Dynamic Duo.

- Should we talk to some of these women? - No, it's way too early in the night for that.

 Howard : See, first we let the lawyers and the jocks thin the herd...

 Howard : ...and then we go after the weak and the old and the lame.

 Howard : Oh, and if you spot a chick with a Seeing Eye dog, she's mine.

 Penny : I think it's nice that Captain Sweatpants showed up to your art opening.

Yeah. It would've been nicer if he hadn't touched all the cheese.

 Sheldon : At this point, in our ecosystem, you are akin to the plover,

 Penny : If I had more than a box of baking soda in my refrigerator,

 Leonard : She's currently helping set up a secondary derivative market

 Leonard : against potential advancements in battery technology.

 Sheldon : You want me to remove him from the team? I'm the captain, I can do that.

 Penny : No, no, that's okay. Just let me talk to him and I'll get back to you.

 Sheldon : He's in the laundry room now. Now would be a good time.

 Sheldon : Oh, I think we both know the answer to that question.

 Leonard : So we're in two different places, emotionally. So what?

 Leonard : And maybe I'm a little ahead of you, and that's fine.

 Leonard : ...I've been in this relationship two years longer than you.

 Chase : Looks like you got your appetite back. That's a good sign.

 Chase : He's getting worse. Now his entire right hand and forearm are paralyzed.

And his fever's back. It's up over 105. If we don't stop the nerve deterioration quickly, he'll be paralyzed for life.

 House : Well, luckily, at this rate that should only last about a week.

 Chase : This is toxic neuropathy. We've been shoving drugs into his system for a disease he doesn't have.

Well, it could be neurological. - What kind of brain process would cause a paralyzed hand,

 Ryan : With all the confusion, no one's exactly sure what happened.

Here's a protestor we haven't spoken to yet. The street drummer.

 Castle : that bridesmaid said he relocated by the coffee truck.

 Beckett : about what you saw in Boylan Plaza yesterday afternoon.

 Beckett : something that'll help us catch the person who did this.

 Beckett : Malik, your visa expired, didn't it? Is that what's worrying you?

 Beckett : We just need to know exactly what you saw just before that explosion.

 Castle : When I saw the blood on your shirt, I thought you'd been shot.

And nobody gets through the lobby turnstiles without a key card.

Raglan started telling us about something that happened 19 years ago.

 Chandler : We're not gonna have to walk this way the entire time, are we?

 Sheldon : I hate to pile on the bad news, but I just got a raise.

 Bernadette : Well, let's just say the next time you move a dozen vials

 Bernadette : Yeah, it's just a precaution. If there was a problem,

 Bernadette : -Sorry I messed up our date. -No, don't worry about it.

 Howard : and I wanted to celebrate it by writing a song for you.

Detective, look, I told you exactly what I was doing last night.

Yeah. You know, the last time I checked, it's not a crime, is it?

between the hours of 11 : 00 and 12 : 00 last night, Mr. Creason?

 Creason : So I didn't have to kill him, all I had to do was wait.

Phoebe writes lots of songs. What was that one you sang the other night?

 Phoebe : No, that's okay. That's okay. l mean, l am a vegetarian...

I pick you up, take you to a restaurant, then we would see a movie.

 Lesley : And would you agree the primary way we would evaluate...

 Lesley : ...the success or failure of the date would be based on the biochemical reaction...

- ...during the good-night kiss? - Heart rate, pheromones, et cetera, yes.

 Leonard : - Define the parameters of the kiss. - Closed mouth, but romantic.

 Leonard : - Shall I count down from three? - No, I think it needs to be spontaneous.

 Foreman : No single type of cancer blew up three organs in the chest

 House : like being an idiot, which leads to getting your head knocked off.

 Foreman : Four autopsies and about 1,000 lab tests say it's not cancer.

 House : Taub and Kutner, check out the donor, find out which cancer...

 Kutner : He didn't die of cancer. His head got chopped off in an industrial accident.

 Taub : I assume his home has been rented to someone else by now.

 O'shea : Predator's okay, but I think the California Crusher is over-rated.

 Man : Look, you can take whatever you want. My wallet's in my suit.

 Chase : Okay, you don't have a gun, and you're not calling the cops.

 Man : Oh, no, I'm calling the cops unless you two get out of here right now.

 Chase : I'm guessing you're a better lover than you are a maid.

 Cameron : Nothing. We're sorry. We're just here to help Stevie.

 Cameron : Or you lied because you don't want us to talk to your parents.

 Foreman : You gave us some numbers. We haven't been able to reach anyone.

 Sheldon : even when I'm causing problems, I make the world a better place.

 Sheldon : Hey, next, why don't we tackle your penchant for whining

 Sheldon : So does this mean you'll finally pick a wedding date?

 Alexis : of making students pretend to be prisoners and guards?

Who else is gonna have the kind of pull to put something like this together?

 Emily : There was a white flag, but they removed it when Peter was demoted.

 Emily : She made Peter an inmate. Forced him to sit in the chair.

 Emily : It's like she's sliding around your brain, peeking into your soul.

 House : My option to sell Barton Foods at $34 is about to expire

 House : Unless... There is a way that you can get your money back.

 Adams : And extrapolating. Tomorrow, you'll owe just shy of a million dollars.

 House : It's your own fault. You forced me to go with the options.

 House : You refuse to bet on yourself. That means low self-esteem.

 House : Nice clothes and anger, classic symptoms of a family gathering.

Oh, what's the matter? You scared? You afraid l'm a better singer?

Okay, fine. Just please come and support Mike. You don't have to sing.

So l don't have to sing, and l can just sit there and pass judgment on others?

 Phoebe : Well, yes, Rachel, but you got something so beautiful out of it.

 Rachel : Yeah, it was after the party, we were on the balcony--

 Castle : Well, she is a character. But just research. Nothing more.

 Martha : Found out why your books aren't selling. Listen to this review.

Oh, darling, I know it's awful. It's awful. I'm sorry. Daggers to the heart.

But don't you worry. I am going to write them a piece of my mind.

 Martha : Harper Lee only wrote one book. You've written dozens.

 Castle : How long do you think it took her to find that review?

 Castle : Just out of curiosity, what are you wearing right now?

l can never forgive you, or myself. l have nothing to live for. Bang! And scene!

 Monica : You don't have a job, but you have no problem ordering porn.

 Sheldon : It's asymptotically free partons inside a quark-gluon plasma.

 Sheldon : It's an observational rebuttal of the Lambda-CDM model of the universe.

 Sheldon : If you want someone to guess chocolate chip cookie...

 Taub [holding Up A Cable Which Goes From Outside To The Fridge.] : I might have to throw up.

 House : You were writing bogus prescriptions for medical marijuana.

 House : Please say no because you have to be an idiot to actually screw that up.

 House : I have to admit, you have one of the best game faces I've ever seen.

 Verna trying to not get emotional : I don't know what you're talking about.

 Izzie : Every year, on the day he died, you get a rush of adrenaline caused by stress.

 Izzie : Your pressure rises, you have chest pains... and you end up here.

 Verna : I know how this is gonna sound but... Ted was my soul mate.

 Izzie quietly : Your heart stops because you're grieving for Ted.

 Sheldon : For example, the tavern girl serving flagons of mead.

 Sheldon : ...but in 1487, the Bavarian purity laws, or Reinheitsgebot...

 Sheldon : The flagons would not have been made of polypropylene.

 Howard : They're about taking chubby girls who work at Kinko's...

 Penny arriving with a man in tow : Looks like you've been to the Renaissance fair.

 Sheldon : I don't understand why in this group I never get my way.

 Penny : ...instead of promising food but bringing you a box of random crap?

 Leonard : Yeah, it's delicious. The sarcasm's a little stale, though.

 Leonard : How about this? Until we figure out what to do with the ring, Penny holds it.

 Leonard : It's a prop from a movie and we're kind of fighting over it.

 Penny : ...is a prop from a movie and I don't even get to keep it?

 Joey : This makes me look good, which makes the show look good...

 Joey : ...which makes the writers look good. So how could they be mad?

 Castle : Trust me, she knows what's at stake. And our secret is safe.

 Castle : She was too preoccupied with her move to even comment.

 Castle : I mean, it's ridiculous. She's got boxes and boxes of stuff.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, we all need our stuff, Castle. I've got boxes and boxes of it.

 Lanie Parish : Housekeeping found her this morning. Name's Wendy Dupree,

 Lanie Parish : 25 years of age, single gunshot to the chest from a 9-millimeter.

 Beckett : So, our killer wasn't a pro. She wouldn't have been left breathing.

 Castle : Maybe a grammatical error. She should have written "Lay."

 Javier Esposito : She came a long way to get killed. She's a Philly girl.

 Esposito : Front desk says she checked in yesterday afternoon, alone.

 Beckett : All right, run financials. See what you guys can find.

 Robin : I'm sorry. Did you say someone knocked down the blue whale?

 Doug : -Congratulations to you guys, though. -No leg-chewing for us, sir.

 Doug : So the divorce, the marriage, we got a lot to celebrate.

Honey, I'm sorry. I can't help you. I can't spend another evening with that man.

 Monica : Because of the way he behaved at our engagement party.

Oh, yeah! Urine cuts right through an ice sculpture, doesn't it?

 Cristina : do not breathe a word of what you heard last night to anyone.

 Cristina : Not about me. Not about Meredith. Not about Meredith and Dr. McDreamy...

 Cristina : Um, vital signs stable overnight. Today's CT shows no re-bleeding.

 George : Other than your interim chief making out with my friend in the stairwell,

 George : I'm a bad liar, can't even lie about talking to myself.

'cause my ex-boyfriend's wife looks like Isabella freakin' Rossellini,

 Meredith : I'm trying to outdo her when she's the victim here. How crazy is that?

 George : You know, gloss, you know, prevents chapped lips and... you...

 Leonard on screen : and that is why knowledge is the best and safest treasure."

 Leonard on screen : Sorry, I can't see any of your faces right now,

 Leonard on screen : Maybe high school's great if you look like this...

 Leonard on screen : ...but I didn't even feel like I existed at that school.

 Amy : Sheldon, you being here might not be making things better.

 Leonard : said the aisle was supposed to be strewn with rose petals.

 Rachel : I need you to perform another wedding. Can you do that?

 Beckett : GPS is showing that this is the general area of the attack.

 Beckett : It happened by this downed tree, so all we gotta do is find the tree,

 Castle : You know, a lot of highly respected individuals believe in Bigfoot.

 Castle : Jane Goodall has gone on record saying she's open to the possibility.

 Castle : professors at Oxford are studying Bigfoot DNA samples.

 Beckett : Castle, do you have anything in your vest that can help us?

 Chase : If it was me, I'd just stay home and watch TV or something,

 House : Don't worry. Anything happens to you, nobody's gonna lift a finger.

 House : - On your marks, get set... - Hallucinations could be caused by...

What about graft versus host disease from the bone marrow transplant?

 Chase : Infection travels to her brain, she has hallucinations.

 House : But where there's infection, there's meningeal swelling.

 House : Unfortunately we can't test for that, so tox screen, MRI,

Oh, well, you'll just get all warm and cuddly around the dying girl,

 House : Tell her that you'd just sit home and watch TV and die,

 Esposito : Look, we had reason to believe that Slaughter killed Victor.

 Monica : Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.

 Burke : He wants you to know there's a minor flood in your apartment.

 Sheldon : Oh, even the Sparkletts guy could see that's unlikely.

 House : Perhaps you've heard of famed Russian physicist, Olga Petrovich.

 Harold [enjoying This] : I did an internship there last summer.

 Harold [mockingly] : I'm guessing she didn't do it with a spud gun.

 Burke : - Why do you have one of my caps... - That's not the point.

 Cristina : The point is, um, is that I think I'm going to keep it hostage.

 George : I've got free time. Do you have any cases you need help...

 Burke : Cristina has something of mine and I need you to get it back.

 Richard : Gretchen, would you mind leaving us alone for a minute?

 Ollie : She's my new baby. Six months sober, she's already on the ninth step.

 Richard : - You're on a transplant list, Ollie? - A couple of years now.

 Richard : The cirrhosis prevents blood from flowing into your liver.

 Richard : So it's backing up into your esophagus. Causing the ruptures. It's serious, Ollie.

Well, of course it is. I mean, you don't puke blood if it's not serious.

You should have pulled me aside and told me what the look meant.

 Cameron : It was graduation weekend. He barely drank in the weeks before that,

 Cameron : and he didn't drink at all during his wrestling season.

 Chase : It doesn't matter if she believes him or not, it's already in the chart.

 Wilson : don't really go well with crippled, irresponsible drug addicts.

 House : Actually, two-wheeled vehicles that go 180 miles an hour do not go well

We went through all the imaging studies and redid the blood cultures.

 Chase : She knows she had a 50-50 chance of not being on the drug.

 Foreman : Her trial results are already compromised just from the fact that I know.

 Foreman : why not give her something that might actually help her?

 Chase : Valid point, except for the fact that it's a load of crap.

 Sarah : Can we, like, call a timeout for a minute? Let me go to the bathroom?

 Sheldon : Well, then you shouldn't have jingle bells on your boots.

 Santa : I'm sorry I disappointed you when you were a little boy.

 Santa : ...but unfortunately bringing your Pop-Pop back isn't one of them.

 Santa : This is for leaving me in the dungeon to be eaten alive by ogres.

 Martha : Now, I know that things have been a little frenetic around here.

 Martha : and the two of you in and out at all sorts of odd hours. And...

I mean, it's gonna take me a while to find exactly the right space.

there's gonna be a few more little Castles creating havoc around here.

 Foreman : Your breathing's better. Let the prednisone do its job.

He passed out, had to be resuscitated, and he still can't move his legs.

That's not possible. The drugs should be flushing out of his system.

 Cameron : He's been lying and cheating, and now it's coming back to bite him.

 House : The only problem with that theory is it's based on the assumption

 Rachel : -No way. No way did you do this. -Monana was very brave.

 Monica : ...only to find out the Boston Celtics had the entire floor.

 Rachel : I get to go pour coffee for people I don't know. Don't wait up.

 Chandler : Just get through a little bit more, then we can put you in bed.

 Foreman : But when you don't find anything, put her on a Librium taper

 Foreman : for the withdrawal and get her a bed in a rehab clinic.

 Cameron : It's the irony of women in charge. They don't like other women in charge.

 Chase : You slept with me. Putting you in charge of this department

 Monica : My mother's driving me crazy. But Ross is getting married. I'm happy.

 Drunk Man : I just want to say that Ross is a wonderful young man.

 Drunk Man : My God! You must have been a teenager when you had him.

...you thieving, would-be-speaking- German-if-it-weren't-for-us, cheap little man!

 Sheldon : I believe I'm hearing some negativity on the factory floor.

 Sheldon : Any counterproductive grumbling must be skillfully headed off...

 Castle : Massive, bloody energy wars? Just like Doyle described.

 Hasting : When he first came to us, he said all the right things.

 Hasting : How big oil and coal were destroying our environment.

 Hasting : He even helped me plan that sit-in on the energy conference.

After a few weeks, it became obvious he didn't care about the environment.

 Hasting : And he'd say things about the future, messed up things,

 Hasting : Ward talked about it like it was real, like it had already happened.

 Beckett : Do you know if there was anyone that he was close to?

 Hasting : He burned every bridge he had when he walked in with that bomb.

 Hasting : But if you're looking for him, I'd try the East River Power Plant.

 Mrs Cooper : His eyes came out a little thin, but you can just pretend he's Chinese.

 Mrs Cooper : If you recall, when you were little we sat right here at this very spot...

...and talked about the problems you had getting along with the neighbor kids.

 Sheldon : That was different. They were threatened by my intelligence...

 House : You think I'm afraid to go public? I want to prove you wrong.

 House : We get to do it again, and he might actually learn something.

 Wilson : Your patient died, you ignore my calls, and you won't open the door.

 Bree Busch : - Just like that, I'm free to go? - Just like that.

 Beckett : We need to sign a few release forms, if you don't mind.

 Bree Busch : Thank you so much. Does this mean you found the real killer?

 Castle : Her last song. The one that was playing the night she died.

 Castle : It took me a few listens to get to the bottom of them.

 Beckett : Mmm-hmm. First time I heard it, I thought it was about going into rehab.

 Castle : Somebody crossed over her threshold. She didn't want him to.

 Beckett : - Someone forced himself on her. - You're getting all that from a song?

 Castle : But if you listen to the words, analyze them, it's all there.

 Bailey : but she has to be here if she's going to have that chance.

 Izzie : I'm sorry. Of course. Yeah. I'm ready. Let's get started.

 Frank : They love you there. When will we be able to take her home?

 Alex : - Take her back to... - North Bend. We've got a room set up.

 Frank : So even if you don't remember everything now, you will.

 Jane Doe : Come on, Alex. Don't doctor me, help me get out of here.

 Alex : Dr. Montgomery's got you on strict bedrest until your delivery.

 Meredith : I yelled at Susan. I think I scared off my fake mommy forever.

 James Wilson : The tachycardia degenerated into V-fib, followed by hepatic failure.

 Sheldon : I was not panicked, and I am not overly attached to Leonard.

 Bernadette : and you're in there spending an hour on your hair.

 Howard : I love that you're too good to pee in the kitchen sink.

I don't know if that's a good idea. They don't wanna be with us.

 Rachel : ...but it's Thanksgiving, and we should not want to be together together.

 Joey : ...look them in the eye, I could get them to forgive us.

She feels better her final few days, and you're not the same, maybe for years.

 Cameron : - You don't think it's worth it? - I know it's not worth it.

 Cameron : I met him just after he was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer.

 Cameron : When a good person dies, there should be an impact on the world.

 House : It's just a fancy way of saying "small, adrenalin-secreting tumor".

 Foreman : you'll be visiting them and you won't be able to say goodbye.

 Foreman : You'll take his bone marrow and you'll take them back.

 Foreman : and your life will never be what it was supposed to be.

 Robin : They must've blacked out and forgotten the whole thing.

 Lily : What drink can fix the headache these clowns are giving me?

 Monica : You're right, we can't do this. We can't leave her alone.

 Chandler : I was giving you some of my best moves, and you missed it.

 Captain Victoria Gates : a person of interest in the Paul Reeves case,

 Captain Victoria Gates : drew a gun on a subway and took hostages.

 Captain Victoria Gates : At this point, it's not clear why Jared...

 Gates : so the Hostage Rescue Team will know who we're dealing with.

All intel comes to me, so that I can forward it directly to HRT.

Sir, he's a hacker, an Occupy Wall Street activist. It's all sketchy.

 Bigalow : What about your boy, Esposito? Is he someone we can count on?

 Beckett : So, once you brief HRT, just head over to Stone's apartment.

 Beckett : There's nothing that you can do that HRT isn't already doing.

 Beckett : is find out who Jared Stone is and why he is doing this.

 Sheldon : ...between playing for the Republic and the light side...

 Leonard : We're always the good guys. ln "D&D" we're lawful good.

 Leonard : ...we pay the prostitutes promptly and never hit them with a bat.

 Sheldon : You said they were raising money for stem-cell research.

Mm, if it's yogurt that helps ladies poop, l think Raj beat you to it.

She said, "Why don't we go out for brunch and maybe the arboretum?"

l said, "No, I promised the guys I was gonna play a video game with them."

 Sheldon : I sense you're making a joke, but Bozeman does have...

 Sheldon : ...a comedy club called the Loony Bin, so do not forward my mail there.

 Howard : Oh, come on. So you were the victim of a crime. That's part of life.

 Howard : When my great-grandfather first came to this country...

 Howard : ...he put all his hopes and dreams into this little butcher shop...

 Howard : ...he ran on the Lower East Side of New York. You know what happened?

 Sheldon : They should. It's one of the first things I plan to bring up upon arrival.

 Penny : Sheldon, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm gonna miss you.

 Sheldon : Please, Penny. As you know, I'm not comfortable with prolonged goodbyes...

 Sheldon : ...and maudlin displays of emotion, so I've prepared a short video.

 House : all go to the same magic device these days, only got to send one.

 Arlene : Then it's even weirder it took you so long to get down here.

Yeah, it's a crazy mystery. It's not like I got a department to run.

 House : Maybe you're imagining that I think you're a hypochondriac.

 Arlene : It's a side effect of these arthritis pills. Read the label.

 Arlene : You printed a fake label just to prove I'm a hypochondriac?

 Cameron : - I'll go get an MRI of his head. - Keep testing until you find something.

 Powell [being Helped By Cameron Onto The Platform.] : It's been a long time since I took an anatomy class,

 Powell [being Helped By Cameron Onto The Platform.] : but I'm pretty sure you're moving farther and farther away from my lungs.

 Powell [being Helped By Cameron Onto The Platform.] : Running out of places to look, aren't you?

 Wilson : which gives us a nice, mundane explanation for the acellularity.

 House : Or he's telling the truth. Which means fungus is still on the table.

 House : If his brain was addled, we wouldn't have to listen to anything he says.

 House : Then we have no reason to talk to him. Still haven't ruled out fungus.

 Phoebe : -Can you totally see through her shirt? -Like an x-ray.

 Ryan : So you didn't approve of her being on The Wives of Wall Street?

 Charlie : See, the choices she made, the way she was living her life,

 Penelope : You screw my husband, you think you're welcome here?

 Esposito : Hannah and Bob moved in together after Penelope found out about them.

 Beckett : Did he really think that we weren't gonna find out about it?

 Gates : Ooh, after what Hannah did to her marriage, I wouldn't blame her.

 Gates : See, Penelope kept her family afloat after Bob lost his job.

 Castle : I just assumed that a woman like you would prefer more sophisticated fare.

 Rachel : -Everything okay with the waiter? -I have no idea. I went to the bathroom.

 Dr. Green : So, sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is new with you.

 Dr. Green : Who is the father? Oh, no. Please don't tell me it's her.

 Rachel : Think about it. This is a good thing. This is your first grandchild!

 Foreman : I'm not doing an LP with this edema. We could paralyze him.

"The person you are trying to reach is out of the area or has turned off their phone."

 House : - We need more information. - There is no more information.

 Cuddy : Oh, well, I'll join you, and you can bring me up to speed.

 House : When people give themselves away, it's by little things.

 House : That woman over there... She's not sneering at her coffee.

 House : hypercalcemia, and the thing where Mommy bends like Gumby?

 Chase : I'll get right on it as soon as I finish indulging my boss.

 Chase : Bubble bath got into the baby's lungs when he was underwater.

 Cameron : - No record she's on lithium. - And the tox screen was negative.

 House : Rare complications of a rare blood cancer. You're not totally hopeless.

The baby's lung problem is bacterial and not chemical. Start ECMO.

 House : While you're searching for the lithium, take a water sample and check the pipes.

 Raj : -I'm not going to punch you. -That's what my sister used to say.

 Raj : ...imagine yourself in the one place you feel most at home.

 Sheldon : Sheldon Towers? Sheldon Stadium, home of the fighting Sheldons?

 Sheldon : Suppose I could run downtown and pick up something at Shel-Mart.

 Sheldon : The nice thing about Shel-Mart is I own it, so I get a 15 percent discount.

What's wrong with having a lot of sex if it makes me feel better?

I couldn't find him for hours! He was having sex with Amy Welsh!

 Monica : I went to one where I wore a band uniform that was specially made.

 Monica : Back then I thought that I'd never get to go out with a Chip Matthews.

 House : You haven't had sex with anyone else for a year. You sleepwalk right into his arms.

 Foreman : Frankly, I thought you were too much of a self-absorbed ass to do this for us.

 House : Yeah, that's it. Don't worry about what the question is.

 House : Don't worry that you're starting to feel dizzy. Just stay on message.

 House : The faster we do this, the less likely he is to die of shock.

 Frank : I didn't try to whack anybody. Not Vince, not Harold either.

But if Harold is saying that I took out Vince, he is way off-base.

 Esposito : Well, Vince went to Glitterati that night, yet you had it closed for an event.

 Ryan : that you don't know what's going on inside your own club?

 Frank : If people knew that, they would've thought I killed him.

 Frank : He had been talking about settling down, getting married.

 Mr. Ward : Excuse me. You were one of my wife's doctors, weren't you? Rose Ward?

 Mr. Ward : She just told me there was a complication with her C-section.

 Izzie : I told you to tell her how you feel, not to jump into bed with her.

 George : If you knew she didn't love me. What kind of friend does that?

 Mr. Ward : Someone says there's a complication and everything changes.

 Richard : - Are all those batteries... - Yes, they're charged. I checked them.

 Meredith : - He's having runs of V-tach. - Could be an air embolism.

 Burke : He has a full ventricular perforation. Hand me a 20 prolene. Cristina.

 Ms. Graber : - Oh, some denial. I can work with that. - You wanted to keep on loving her.

 Meredith : - Should we intubate? - We'll call respiratory to do it.

 Mr. Ward : Rose says it's a blessing. It's God's will. Maybe it is.

 Cristina : - His heart's not moving. - Keep compressing as I was.

 Cameron : To tell you that if your son doesn't get this treatment,

 Mom : That's what House said about a treatment that would have killed Matt.

 Sheldon : Let out some string, add altitude, I'll go under and cut his line.

 Sheldon : The heat of battle is upon us. The dogs of war are unleashed.

 Raj : Oh, they think we're flanking. They're playing right into our hands.

 Howard : Not to mention she has mammary glands that could nurse a family of 30.

 Howard : And have enough milk left over to open a Baskin-Robbins.

 Leonard : Sheldon, you're always saying how much smarter you are than me.

 Leonard : Spend five seconds and come up with one idea on how to get more women into science.

 Sheldon : All your ideas address the issue at a university level. By then it's too late.

You need to design a program that targets girls at the middle-school level...

 Sheldon : ...and sets them on an academic track towards the hard sciences.

 Captain Peterson : I need SWAT analysis, sit-rep and building blueprints, five minutes.

 Beckett : He and I were on the phone when they took over the bank.

 Peterson : Need a line on that bank. I want to talk to this guy.

I wanted you to think of a nice memory so you'd know I'm not a terrible guy.

Your dad's in love. The worst part is, it's with two different women.

 Phoebe : Have you decided on a band for the wedding? Because I'm kind of musical.

She got engaged a few hours ago, I doubt she's had time to think...

 Phoebe : Speaking of chiming in, remember the time you burned down my apartment?

 Beckett : as much fun as it would be to continue torturing you,

 Beckett : Yeah. Meredith is a fun, dynamic, and hard-to-say-no-to woman.

 Beckett : But as long as we're together, she never stays here again.

which involved the tracking of planes and boats using satellite photos.

If I remember correctly, there's a comb on the floor of the bathroom.

Barry was the guy that I almost married, and Mindy was my best friend.

But that just means he was falling asleep on top of her instead of me.

Can you imagine if I'd married him? How different would my life be?

 Castle : So what'd they give you, Jordan? What did they promise you?

CASTLE : And when you found out you betrayed the man you worked for,

 Castle : So much so that one night after too many shots of tequila

 Beckett : and he destroyed all of the evidence of everything she knew.

 Castle : The character of Nikki Heat is a smart, complicated detective

All right, "Right now you need to think about the people who love you."

 Noah : You know, I can't really, uh, wrap my brain around what's happening.

 Noah : You know, I need... I need to think about something else.

 George : I believed my friend when she told me that Dr. Torres doesn't wash her hands.

 Taub : If he wants me to offer you the job, something's going on.

 Beckett : Well, at least when she could see Javi, she knew he was okay.

 Beckett : The answer's probably in that White Knight directory.

 Beckett : But so far, Tech hasn't been able to recover any of the data.

 Castle : Looking into Paul Reeves' investigations is what led us to Stone.

 Lanie : The video from the subway. Before it cut out, did you record it?

 Tory : Of course. All streaming video is archived automatically. Why?

 Lanie : Could you show it to me? There's something I'd like to see.

 Castle : Now, just hold off on giving it to LAPD just until morning.

AII you have to do is distract Austin Iong enough for me to find this knife.

 Alexis : Sorry. I was setting up a few counter-surveillance precautions.

 Alexis : We aren't sure exactly what or who we're looking for out here.

 Castle : Looks like this watch is good for something other than

I had to. Especially considering it's gonna be two against one tonight.

I mean, you'll be like the "Big Cheese" or the "Big Mac." Hey, you love those!

 Joey : -You really think so? -How can you even ask that question?

lf you have this newfangled dictionary that gets you mad at me...

Okay. l have a condom in my wallet that l've had since l was 1 2.

 Marshall : No offense, Dad, but I doubt there's any scientific data to support...

 Robin : to discuss plans to fight climate change by re... What?

Tthis is our news segment, okay? Nobody cares what you did yesterday.

 Foreman : Nice try. You called up, pretended to be Neusinger, canceled,

 House : when I have an angry black guy waiting for me to drop the soap right here.

 Foreman : Better go do some of those clinic hours I recently doubled.

 House : So whose urine is that? Diabetic girlfriend without health insurance?

 House : Is there some black market in insulin that I don't know about?

 Monroe : My old man got diabetes at 50, my older brother got it at 50, I just turned 50.

 Chase : Patient's having an allergic reaction to donor platelets.

 Beckett : You know what, I actually have to do a few things myself.

 Hayley : Her cell signal was our Trojan horse through Vikram's first firewall.

Three dump trucks off-Ioaded trash from our cruise ship this morning.

AII three left at 8 : 05 a.m., but only two showed up at the dump at 9 : 17.

 Castle : He's literally saved dozens of people from burning buildings.

 Castle : But we've been over their lives with a fine-tooth comb.

 Castle : Nothing in his financial records to indicate any problems.

 Sheldon : When I was six, they told me Batman was coming to my party.

 Sheldon : with cake, presents and a shower of admiration and love.

 House : Angiogenesis inhibitors prevent the tumors from creating blood vessels.

I told Dr. Foreman I didn't want a C-section. - When your chances of living were less than a third of what they are now.

 House : Our Pediatrics department has the best neonatal I.C.U. in the state.

And he could be fine. You don't know what it's like raising a sick child.

 House : Incontinence is pretty uncommon in a woman of your age.

 Naomi : I guess I haven't had the best luck when it comes to my health.

 Ted : He thinks a little facial hair makes him look like John Depp.

 Jen : The only thing that we've learned is that, seven years ago,

 House : Skateboarder, basketballer, science clubber, seal clubber.

 Foreman convinced : I'm surprised you two didn't get together sooner.

 Chase his Eyes Did Not Leave The File : EKG, echo and head CT are all spotless.

 Chase his Eyes Did Not Leave The File : There's nothing on her neurological exam.

 Foreman : wanted us to think it was for a Huntington's study in Rome.

 House still Reading : They didn't have a death's ass cane in my size.

 House still Reading : Conditions that cause intermittent heart arrhythmias. Taub?

 Taub : Three years you've been trying to game out Thirteen. Now you don't care?

 Chase still Looking Engrossed In The Case : Patient's brother has severe congenital muscular dystrophy.

 Chase still Looking Engrossed In The Case : Life expectancy of about 25. If she's had a latent case of it...

 Emily : ...seeing you at the airport, catching our plane with her.

 Emily : I'll come to New York, and we'll try to make this work.

I wanted you to know I'm looking forward to wiping the floor with you.

 Sheldon : Oh, yes? Well, before I respond, let me ask you a question.

 Wil : It's customary for the player on the right-hand lane to bowl first.

 Mickey : Hi. I'm here for the free flu shot. I got a call saying...

And I'm here to find out why you didn't care about your first kid.

 Mickey : Where are you getting this? Couldn't wait to squeeze out

 House : Could have kidney involvement, could be genetic, definitely causes apathy.

 House : was a symptom of something you could've passed on to your first son.

 Wilson : I could set up a tower on the roof during a lightning storm.

 Wilson : and he would be the doctor hiding brain cancer from his friend.

 Court Officer : A gentle reminder, the use of cell phones is prohibited.

 House : Give her the first dose directly into the lungs in the OR.

 Chandler : I will just call the agency and tell them to throw out the letter.

Someone just dropped off a handwritten recommendation letter and...

 Monica : You know what? Just tell me on the way to the bird store.

 Chandler : They thought it was very smart of us to have a child write the letter.

 Amy : Ella wanted to go out, so we went shopping and got some sushi.

You call him, "Cute Coffeehouse Guy"? We call him, "Hums While He Pees."

 Rachel : - I thought that guy was married. - He is, but he's getting divorced.

 Ross : - Hey, divorced men are not bad men. - They have that on the napkins at the club.

 Rachel : - I gotta get back to work. - You don't have to be back for a half-hour.

 Rachel : My assistant, Tag, does sit-ups in the office during lunch.

 Ryan : Always looking out for you, Castle. Always. Remember that.

he says that Logan came back to the building last night at 1 : 30 a.m.

 Beckett : Which means he returned to the building after the diner,

 Esposito : No, but he said it was heavy, so he offered to hail a cab.

 Esposito : Logan refused and jumped on his skateboard and rolled away.

 Beckett : If we can figure out where Logan was taking that bag,

 Beckett : Well, actually, it's been mostly you talking. Well, bragging, to be specific.

 Beckett : Castle, aren't there more important things than winning?

 Castle : Oh, that's a notion created to comfort those who lose.

 Cuddy : Please listen to me. You've been down here almost two hours.

 Cuddy : We free your leg, the poisons rush back into your system.

 House : She's got two more hours before crush syndrome could possibly set in.

 Captain Mccreaney : It's not just crush syndrome you got to worry about, okay?

 Captain Mccreaney : to the risk of this thing coming down again.

 Cuddy : Captain, he's a jerk, but that's what the patient wants.

 Jeff : I'm in town for a charity ride, so it didn't matter if I won.

Let's say our health could be affected by things we did before last Friday.

 Jeff : I know that doping has risks. I know that it's outside the rules.

 Jeff : But I do what I have to to kick ass at my job. Don't you?

 Cuddy : Dr. House is a firm believer in good old-fashioned hard work.

 Foreman : It's the doping. Injecting extra red cells boosts your endurance level

 Foreman : Thick blood equals clots equals respiratory distress.

 Sheldon : Well, I'm going to make some warm milk and then turn in.

 Sheldon : I trust if you two are planning on engaging in amorous activities...

 Sheldon : Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior.

-l haven't seen you in, like, a year. -l know. l know. l've just been crazed.

 Castle : Dino, ask her. Ask her. You at least owe me that much.

Kids, l spoke to a doctor and picked up these pamphlets on how to get pregnant.

 Mr. Geller : Sorry to bother you again, but could you pass my pamphlets back?

 Beckett : it was you who sent Mikhail to engineering during the repair, wasn't it?

 Angela : That's ridiculous. Are you just gonna go after us one by one?

It would've taken the three of you colluding to convince M.I.R.A.

 Beckett : you knew that the team couldn't survive with him on it.

Actually, I'm making a list of women I know who might be into this.

 Villante : who we believe is an enemy combatant of the United States.

 Castle : He said he saw me at the golf course with Beckett and McCord.

 Villante : But why did you choose to see her on this particular weekend?

 Castle : Whether or not you guys know about him, or about Valkyrie.

-And, currently, they're all unavailable. -Man, if only you'd gotten here sooner.

 Rachel : -Give her some money. -I really think they're out of rooms.

They're not, Ross. They're just saving them for important people!

Well, then, we'd be in a lot of trouble. You don't know where any countries are.

Okay, you know what? I have to say, I don't really care for your tone.

 Rachel : And this is not the only hospital in this city, and we have no problem.. Oh, gosh!

 Nurse : -Would you like to see a semi-private room? -Yeah, it couldn't hurt to look.

 Ted : I stood in front of the bathroom mirror, psyching myself up.

 Ted : I didn't hate the thought of admitting I was gay because I was ashamed.

 Ted : I'm sorry I didn't tell you, but it's all in the past now.

 Derek : - More than he bargained for. - [Alex] Maybe he's lucky.

 Alex : My father was into smack pretty heavy. He was a musician.

 George : You and Izzie will give birth to very tall, blonde people...

 Sheldon : I don't recommend it. You'll be doing it the rest of your life.

 Sheldon : Anyway, if you're looking for Leonard, he's with Koothrappali.

 Leonard : -It was the only way to make him happy. -Why'd you have to make him happy?

 Leonard : And when he went to get it, lock the door and let him freeze to death.

The overreaction was to tie your limbs to four different sled-dog teams...

 Leonard : Look, we kept the original data. You can still publish the actual results.

 Sheldon : ...and forever changed man's understanding of the universe.

 Leonard : So write another e-mail. Set the record straight. It's no big deal.

 House : and not a single mention of "lesbionic," "Sanchez," or "mangina. "

What is an "alpine butterfly"? And why is she learning how to do one?

 Foreman : House, we already have a full history. You don't need to waste time...

 House : It's just a climbing knot. But what does she use it for?

But she just tied me down and whined about how hard it is to be Dean of Medicine.

 Kutner : Gyms aren't exactly pristine. Could be a fungal infection. Seriously, who's it from?

If it weren't for my obsessions, we wouldn't know that she has sarcoidosis.

 House : Now, either she needed the cash, or climbing stairs was getting more difficult.

 House : She's been suffering joint pain for the last two years.

 Gablehouser : Today's preliminary match features two great teams : 

For 10 points. "What is the isospin singlet partner of the pi-zero meson?"

Next question. "What is the force between two uncharged plates...

 Ryan : Looks like our shooter took a bullet from one of the dead guys down there,

 Castle : we can assume that their partners abducted her. But why?

 Castle : We need to dig into the backgrounds of those dead shooters.

 Esposito : Their IDs are all fake and their prints aren't in the system.

 Esposito : Castle, do you have any idea what Beckett was doing at that theater?

 Ryan : Guys, I got a hit on one of the dead shooter's credit cards.

 Scott : And your partner's growing ear hair in front of my eyes.

AII right, fine. Guess I'll just use my newfound faculty privileges

 Esposito : He just might be the angle we need to get this guy Scott to talk.

 Esposito : Will she be more upset when she finds out Castle solved this case before us,

 Esposito : or when she finds out we've been cooperating with him?

 Castle : Perhaps my secret weapon is the loophole you're looking for.

 House : What was the last drug he was on before the drugs he was on

 Taub : It's like a hairball, but it's made up of undigested food.

 DEREK : He's separated from his wife. It doesn't make a person giddy.

 ADDISON : No, I think we both should. So it's clear he has people to turn to.

- Because he's a little depressed? - I don't think he's spoken to Adele.

When you get divorced, doesn't that mean your wife stops nagging you?

- If you took the rings off it'd help. - You gonna come with me or not?

 FRANK : Frank got them for his girlfriend. She won't see them till they're perfect.

So you got fake pecs because you're jealous of a guy with a fake name?

 Ryan : Found the recordings in Mann's office, mixed in with his DVD collection.

 Ryan : Nah. Just a bunch of talk about setting up breakfasts, lunches,

 Ryan : dinners, and drinks with writers, actors, and directors.

 Beckett : And no wonder he thought someone wanted him dead. Someone did.

 Lawyer Weisberg : Detective, none of the recordings are admissible in court.

 Weisberg : Save it for when I actually do. Detective, I wasn't serious.

 Weisberg : Yeah. Now, what I did was lean on Bobby for a few months

 Bailey : However, the next time I see you favoring Meredith Grey in any way,

 Bailey : I'll make sure she doesn't see the inside of an OR for a month.

 Alex : because then we're going to have to start all over again.

 Alex : because I'm going to be right over there, waiting for you.

 Taub : A guy she met in an online support group for cheating spouses.

 Chase : Sounds like the perfect place to hit on vulnerable women.

 House : Where are your friends? Still casting lots for your clothes?

 Ramon : you came to see if your medicine has turned me into an atheist.

Yeah, l think it looks pretty good. l was a little worried l was...

For my next song, l think l'll sing something a little more upbeat, all right?

 Taub : which means he'll end up resenting her for losing this one,

 Kutner : it can still be pretty hard to dig it up without a shovel.

 House : from ruining my precious display of religious hypocrisy?

 House : knowing that he'll never agree to anything I actually want him to do.

 Cuddy : And there's nothing hypocritical about recognizing your heritage.

 Sheldon on video : is there any peanut brittle left in that can?

 Sheldon on video : to go to Mars is that I believe, as a scientist,

 Sheldon on video : Now, I know that life on Mars will be difficult.

 Sheldon : SoccerMom09 says to lie down with your feet elevated.

 Ted : And when I tried to pull away, you kept your hand on my neck.

 Raj : They would've taken over the project and bossed us around.

 Leonard : Uh, just this morning, Sheldon wouldn't let me put almond milk

 Raj : What makes them think they're always in charge of everything?

Chondrocytoma. Connective tissue's been in all the places we've been looking.

 Foreman : The kid is too sick for that. We're better off testing for sarcoma.

We would've seen signs of that when we tested for tuberous sclerosis.

 Foreman : The tumor cells looked like muscle under the microscope.

The purple thingie on the file means that whoever is one of yours

 House : which means cancer, which means no way it's two minutes.

 Wilson : Pristine CT scan, blood tests, protein markers, all negative.

 Wilson : And not that it matters, but if you fix whatever's going on in her head,

 Wilson : you give her maybe another year. Long time for a 9-year-old.

 Rachel : He's not asking me out because he wants me to ask him out.

 Burke : There's definitely a growth protruding into the bladder,

 Burke : - I don't think it's a tumor. - Kind of shaped like an ovary.

 Amy : ...but based on the currently established parameters of our relationship...

 House : Which would get us nowhere, so let's assume it's something.

 Chase : We'd have to biopsy it to be sure. Any of them could explain all of the symptoms.

 House : So her mind just happens to fall apart right after her body?

 House : Let me guess, Chase represents the dumb version of Thirteen...

 Foreman : I realized if we all just keep pressuring Kelly, of course she's gonna get stuff wrong.

 Kevin Ryan : The car's license plate was registered to Archibald Fosse.

 Kevin Ryan : so he took out his bookie with a car bomb six years ago.

 Castle : Any idea about the motivation for last night's bombing?

 Javier Esposito : Uniforms intercepted him on his way up to pay Mr. Fosse a visit.

 Diego Jiminez : He said he had some baseball cards from the '30s he wanted to sell.

 Castle : If Diego had an appointment, Fosse's probably in there.

 Cameron : I mean, I hope you got some specifics on exactly what was going on.

 Foreman : His B.P.'s falling fast. There's fluid filling his lungs.

 Foreman : Our treatment isn't making him better. It's killing him.

 House : So, we had six symptoms that didn't add up to anything. Now we got seven. Who's excited?

 Foreman : I don't think it complicates things. The kidney failure was caused by the antibiotics.

Maybe. - Typically, low blood pressure and abdominal pain means an infection.

 Foreman : An abdominal infection causes sepsis, low blood pressure.

 Foreman : But what if it's the other way around? What if the low blood pressure's causing the abdominal pain?

 Cameron : Viral heart infection. The intestines aren't getting enough blood, and the result is belly pain.

 Sonia : -You looking to meet somebody? -All right, let's just do this.

-Now, this may sting just a little bit. -l have an extremely high threshold--

Hey. I'm coming back from the airport. I wanted to see how you're doing.

I can't stay long. I left Sheldon in the car with the window cracked open.

 Penny : He's gonna go through that activity book in, like, 30 seconds, so...

I finally found someone who's right for me and I drove her away.

 Callie : She couldn't keep a job, spent all her money on pills.

 Callie : Double shifts just to keep the power on, keep food in the house.

 Chase : But I don't think that's gonna change your opinion because people don't change.

 Castle : I can tell you with absolute certainty, Whitney was here.

 Castle : No! No. But because I'm a New Yorker, I know how to read litter.

 Beckett : Or Clyde found the gold and split it with his buddy Dutch,

 [Flashback - At the doctor's - Ted/Ted doctor's]The doctor : I guess

Why? Why do l miss Mike? That's just-- That's gonna go away, right?

 Phoebe : You just did it again. Chandler. Your feelings for Chandler are certainly gone.

 David : -...that's not a good thing, right? -Let me stop you there.

Because l think l see where this is going. l'm not very good at giving advice.

...for advice about pizza toppings or a burning sensation when you pee.

l'm sorry, l just wish there was something l could do, you know?

 Abbey : I had this baby because I wanted a chance to be a special mom,

 Cuddy : I could have a CT scanner that's leaking, or a spilled vial of thallium somewhere.

 House : That had to be intentional, I mean, why would anyone...

 Cuddy : I don't know. All I know is that I'm gonna need to work late.

 Chase : Mixed connective tissue disease? Her A.N.A. is barely elevated.

 House : Thanks for checking up on her. Good to know you got my back.

 Cuddy : She comes in with a rash, and you put her into cardiac arrest.

If there was no underlying problem, why is she still having the rapid heart rate?

 Cuddy : Maybe from the herpetic encephalitis caused by you giving her prednisone.

 Cuddy : There's always an explanation, isn't there? Yes, there is.

And if this one doesn't work, we'll find another. But never one involving you screwing up.

 House : Look, we obviously have a difference of opinion, and that's fine.

 House : But, unfortunately, I've used up all the time I budgeted today for banging my head against a wall.

I'm gonna do you the biggest favor one doctor can do for another.

Put her on 40% oxygen until her O2 sats increase. B.U.N. and creatinine's rising.

Could be from the hypotensive episode. Let's follow them with labs.

 Ted from 2030 : And so Marshall stayed right on at Goliath National Bank.

 Leonard : I'm just saying, sometimes Raj and I feel pushed aside.

 Sheldon : Well, from Jabba's head to ice cream with Darth Vader,

 Sheldon : The person in charge, or those who put him in charge?

 Amy : We'll see. Let's start with a little romantic dinner music, shall we?

l see what you're doing. You're attempting to build on the work...

 Sheldon : ...of Ebbinghaus by triggering an involuntary memory...

There's no reason we can't have a lovely dinner. Why don't you have a seat?

 House : Taking your vacation time here, while drawing a salary in NICU.

that all the checks Kim got from tutoring went into her college fund.

 Castle : That means somewhere there's a record of who paid her.

 Alexis : If it wasn't Frank or John, it has to be one of those other kids.

Exactly. Breaking the charm bracelet, spilling the charms on the floor.

 Esposito : And all indications are that she left in a big hurry.

 Beckett : Or not, considering Whitney might've been poisoned there.

 Sheriff : Look, Detective, the way I see it, this is not an Arizona matter.

 House : Every one of those idiots got some insight about themselves

 Beckett : I need to speak with someone about one of your clients, Susan Watts.

 Lanie : Way less extreme, but a lot like what Pam Hodges had done.

 Beckett : No, thank you. We're just here to ask you a few questions.

 Nieman : Oh, can I just say, you have an amazing face, Detective.

 Lanie : I can't prove it, but my gut says this is Nieman's work.

 Lanie : She was in on the murders of Pam Hodges and Daniel Santos,

 Beckett : Kelly Nieman is a part of this, and I'm looking right at her.

Why are you saying it like that? They never arrived at the downtown office.

 Randy : To make sure we're on the same page, is "send them downtown"

 Randy : in a downwards fashion, so that's where the expression comes from.

 Marshall : That's not an expression! That has never been an expression!

 Marshall : That attitude is exactly why I won't be in your video.

 Marshall : They hand out pink slips like they're hors d'oeuvres.

 Ross : It's just that you left a red sock with your whites, and now...

 Monica : Something went wrong with Underdog and they couldn't inflate his head.

 Lily : No, I was just going to say maybe we should listen to something.

 Penny : I slipped in the shower. I think I dislocated my shoulder.

 Sheldon : ...to allow for purchase on a surface with a low coefficient of static friction.

 Sheldon : I have a series of whimsical duck stickers on the bottom of my tub.

 Penny : Whatever. Will you just turn the water off and help me up?

 Sheldon : They're whimsical, because ducks have neither a need for...

In the interview, you could mention, I don't know, "gal pal Rachel Green."

- Okay, don't listen to him. Please? - Fine, all right, I'll do it.

I'm gonna be in Soap Opera Digest! And not just in the dumb crossword.

 Hayley's Roommate : Hey, Hayley. We really gotta fix that doorknob.

 Mike : That is so wrong. And on top of that, he's a glue sniffer?

 Male Inter 1 : - It stinks in here. - What? It's a locker room.

 Male Intern 1 : No, it's our locker room. You guys, look. Bloody scrubs!

 Male Intern 2 : Come on, you guys, let's go check out the cafeteria.

 Female Intern 2 : Well, you look seasoned and wise. Got any advice?

 George : Learn how to do an appendectomy start to finish before your first day.

 Derek : I'm not the best man for this job. You're the best man for this job.

 Derek : A good Chief learns from his mistakes. I'm still working on that.

But you? If you had a chance to do it all over again, you'd do it differently.

 Leader : Although, it looks like you bought an awful lot of cookies yourself.

 House : You have to stop Wilson from committing career malpractice.

 House : Block his references to other hospitals, tell him he can't hand off his cases until...

 Cuddy : Deal with his grief, talk to him about what he's going through.

 House : that'll make up for the fact that Amber's in a pine box,

 House : Yeah, if her daddy hadn't been drunk, she might never have been born. So...

 House : I didn't ask her to come out, I wasn't driving the bus,

 House : and I did not prescribe her the flu meds that killed her.

ALEXIS : Jesse, if you didn't kill Claire, then put the gun down.

 Castle : If Jesse's story is true, then Claire was about to reveal

 Beckett : So maybe Claire Samuels was the intended target after all.

No, he got a typewritten note that told him when to meet Claire at the bar,

 Beckett : And what was so important about it that someone would kill Claire

 Castle : Guys, did Jesse tell you where in the club that photo was taken?

 Esposito : Couldn't be any witnesses or the gag wouldn't have worked.

 Ted's father : Oh, gosh, let me help you pick those up, sweetheart.

 Wilson : Oh. Whatever it takes'? Thanks, House, I hadn't thought of that.

 Foreman : When your dad showed up unexpectedly, House have a hand in that?

 Foreman : You applied for the job, you asked me to call and recommend you...

 Park : Andrews is the one that should leave, he's the supervisor.

 Foreman : But if you're having doubts about Chicago, I can call them back.

 Cuddy : I pressured you. Wilson coming through the window pressured you.

 Chase : They've already scrubbed, he'd have to be re-sterilized,

 MEREDITH : - I thought you said we were operating. - We operate at four.

 ALEX : You need to lie down and not move. Which of the Super Friends can do that?

 ADDISON : - Hey, Miranda. You needed a consult? - Yeah, just waiting for a picture.

 BAILEY : Haven't seen you since you were sucking down martinis at Joe's.

 BAILEY : She came in for sutures, but she's a walking accident and has got

 BAILEY : - I'm thinking... - Chronic insensitivity to pain. Yeah.

 ADDISON : I've seen it in babies, it's usually diagnosed young,

 ADDISON : but if she's been bounced around the foster care system...

 Kovaks : Well, during the surgery, she experienced cardiac arrest.

 Kovaks : Now, we were able to get her heart beating again on its own,

 Esposito : I don't know about you, br but home's the last place I'm going.

 Ryan : It's clean for prints. Lab's running a trace right now for DNA.

 Esposito : According to the DOD, the serial number matches a weapon

 Beckett : Please, Parker, she's not the only one that you've poisoned.

 Marshall : Don't you want our kid going to sleep on Christmas Eve

 Marshall : knowing that downstairs Kris Kringle is stuffing their stockings full of joy

 Marshall : and stuffing his belly full of milk and lutefisk that they left him?

 Lily : Milk and lutefisk? Santa doesn't get cookies in Minnesota?

 Barney : I always got a Valentine from every single girl in my class.

 James : Funny how all these girls have the exact same handwriting

 Barney : lock you in the coatroom over winter break, the more they secretly like you.

 Georgia : I guess for the next two weeks, I'd better practice safe sex.

 Cameron : The county's worried about West Nile, so they sprayed ethyl-parathion right next to the bus route.

Yeah. Only one problem. Matt's mother faxed his records to the C.D.C.

 Foreman : She refuses to let us do anything until she hears back from them.

Well, only one man left in the bull pen, and he throws like a girl.

 Cameron : Ms. Davis, your son is very sick. He won't survive a transfer.

 Mom : I'm getting a second opinion from the Center for Disease Control.

 Mom : What? You're gonna tell me some tough decision you had to make?

I know how hard this is for you. - Maybe embroider the story a little? Make it fit?

 Mom : Honesty. A kind of vulnerable honesty. That's your thing. And the looks.

 Bailey : Tell me, when did I become a person who gets patted on the back?

 Cristina : - I brought you a coffee. - Oh, thanks. Uh, very thoughtful.

 Burke : Only did two miles this morning. O'Malley and I were up to six.

 Cristina : - Oh, you're missing George. - No. No, of course not.

 George : Big news. Eugene Foote is here. He's having problems with his pacemaker.

 George : Burke flew down to San Francisco to put in his pacemaker.

It's a tough life. I mean, sure, you can get up whenever you want...

Oh, who am I kidding. I can't talk you out of this. It's a great life.

 The Casting Director : All right, let's try one. Whenever you guys are ready.

 Joey : Well, this is noodle soup. And I've been working with tomato.

 Leonard : ...because you were not loved by your father and I was not loved by my mother...

 Leonard : ...that having sex is our way of making up for intimacy we didn't get as children.

Uh, come on, you're trying to have sex with your father, and I'm okay with that.

 Bernadette : Yeah, we were totally fine half-assing our marriage

I'll be the mom who makes the world's best chocolate chip cookies.

 House : then start sequencing her genes. I'm going to start treatment.

 House : It's something. Which means we should treat her for something.

 House : But I'm pretty sure the chart's supposed to be attached to the bed

 House : so that gimp doctors don't have to look all over the place while patients die.

 House : Thank you so much. And some peppermint tea when you get a chance?

 Robin : Better fire up whatever type of grill, steamer or fryer

 Robin : One might use to cook that delicacy, winning team's mayor.

 Montgomery : Lockwood's in the wind. Everything about her mom's case

 Esposito : Courthouse security personnel were so used to seeing cops come and go,

 Montgomery : They had to know NYPD would have helicopters searching for them.

 Montgomery : So they'd want to ditch their chopper as soon as they could.

...with a woman you used to Iove in the very place you lay your head?

 Sheldon : Specifically, the interdepartmental tournament this weekend.

 Sheldon : Now, in order to function better as a fighting unit...

 Sheldon : Now, it goes without saying that I would outrank the three of you.

 Thirteen : and my guy won't come take a look at it till tomorrow morning,

I don't know if you 're still at this number, but I was thinking...

 House : This job gives you the thrill you used to find through philandering.

 House : than one of your platinum-blonde plastic surgery patients.

 Bartender : but later, she was alone at the bar crying her eyes out.

 Bartender : Had one of these purple VIP badges. Pretty exclusive.

 Castle : It's pitch black inside. But the door's partially open.

 Derek : Anywhere else you have to be, Dr. Stevens, or are you in?

 Sheldon : might temporarily need fastening in the top left corner.

 Amy : Maybe I can get a little help putting some of this stuff away.

 Esposito : Well, maybe this year it did. There's something you guys gotta hear.

 Beckett : Okay, check with the rest of the staff, see if anyone else does.

 Esposito : We'll also need copies of the school's phone records,

 Esposito : as well as a list of parents that received rejection letters.

 Castle : Group of powerful people not used to hearing the word "no."

 Castle : could mean not getting into the "right" elementary school,

 Castle : which affects high school, which affects college, and... Oh, my God.

 Ross : ...where is the last place on Earth people would think you'd go?

 Chandler : And using the Internet to try to prove that I'm related to Monica.

 Chandler : ...and they use the pool boy as a pawn in their sexual games.

Have you ever put on a black dress and asked me up to your hotel room?

 Beckett : I'm Agent Beckett from the Attorney General's office.

 Beckett : - I need to speak with Secretary Reed. - Do you have an appointment?

 Bodyguard : I'm sorry, if you don't have an appointment, I have to ask you...

 Beckett : Just please get to the Secretary. I told you, this is a matter...

 Beckett : Secretary Reed, Agent Beckett from the Attorney General's office!

 Beckett : Sir, we just need to speak. This is a matter of national security.

 Reed : You show up at my home? Who the hell do you think you are?

 Beckett : You lied about Valkyrie. You obstructed a federal investigation.

 Beckett : I need to know everything. What is going on and what are you hiding?

 Reed : You are barking up the wrong tree, Agent, and it's gonna cost you.

 Beckett : If so much as one person dies because you won't cooperate, then I...

 Phoebe : You name one woman that you broke up with for an actual real reason.

 House : Well, you've certainly covered all the normal medical bases.

Uh-huh. Well, that's... that's how they teach it at Harvard Med.

Well, at a guess, I'd say, "That Dr. House must be really, really good.

 Izzie : Ask about the baby, ask if it poos, people can go on about that for hours.

 Susan : - The green beans look great, as well. - I didn't do those either.

 Thatcher : Looks exactly like Molly when she smiles. I mean it's amazing.

 Thatcher : I've got this old picture of Molly and me when she was, I don't know, five.

 Thatcher : and she's sitting on this red sled in the snow, this great big fir tree.

 Susan : - You know, I'm not sure that... - Yeah, it's a massive Douglas fir.

 Thatcher : And in the picture, couldn't look more like the baby. I mean, incredible.

 Meredith : The red sled and the big fir tree and the park at the middle school

 Bernadette : Sheldon, when was the last time you got any sleep?

 Sheldon : I need to determine where in this swamp of unbalanced formulas...

 Mr. Rostenkowski : Oh, sure. My partner used to have that. He's dead now.

 Howard : ...NASA has moved up my launch to the lnternational Space Station.

 Howard : ...with me marrying your daughter. Now, I know what you're going to say.

...and l've got a lot of nerve coming here and demanding that we postpone this.

 Howard : Well, message heard and understood. Mission cancelled. Thank you.

 Phoebe : Mrs. Potter fires people for messing around with clients.

 Ross : -They make you take an oath? -No, I made myself take one.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, 'cause those sick blind kids aren't going to read to themselves.

 House : I recommend skipping C26. Floater, been in the river at least a week.

No, they've got a 12-inch exactly like the one that used to be in here.

 House : I'll be doing a dance of joy just as soon as my leg is healed.

 Cameron : but patient records are important. You can't just let them sit there.

They're mean, they're stupid and I don't want my son learning them.

 Ross : Saran wrap on the toilet seat? Isn't that just a little funny?

 Ross : Tell me, the toilet thing is the only thing you taught him, right?

The marriage stuff you were saying yesterday? You don't believe that.

 Chandler : Sure, I do. In fact, I think the concept of marriage is unnatural.

If marriage worked, I'd be for it. Do you know the divorce rate?

 Monica : Really? Well, at least big girls don't pee in their pants in seventh grade!

 Monica : What? What, he obviously thinks that's a nice way to be proposed to.

 Monica : - Plus, he'd never suspect it. - Yeah, that does make sense.

 Rachel : - Can you watch Emma today? - I can't. I have back-to-back classes.

 Ross : Did Molly say what she had? Because my throat's been hurting.

 Mason : because I have to meet your wife in just a few minutes.

 Mason : Only in the hubris that made you think that this could end any other way.

 Sheldon : How many of those women did you think would become your perfect companion?

 Raj : Instead of desperately clinging to any woman who will go out with me,

 Thirteen : Just a few more minutes, then we'll get you back to Eddie.

 Charlotte : I didn't need him to feel about me the way I did about him.

 Taub : I think it's much easier to mean it than to do anything about it.

 House : Based on this history, it's either toxic herbs from the homeopath,

infection from a needle that the acupuncturist accidentally let sit in eye of newt,

 Foreman : The only abnormal test result we found was on the echo report.

 House : Hang up a shingle and condemn the narrowness and greed of Western medicine.

 House : Just taking a few bucks from superstitious idiots, right?

 Foreman : It's bacterial endocarditis, an infected valve. We should do blood cultures.

might have been better spent going to someone who looks at things that exist in the real world.

 Chase : I noticed a small bruit when I listened to Harvey's left carotid.

 Raj : having to wear noise-cancelling headphones in my own apartment.

 Penny : and you hadn't brought up that creepy pornography story,

 Alexis : - and Dad finished writing another book. - Cherish the moment, kiddo.

Castle's gonna be happy to see you. Have you read the dedication?

 Paula Haas : Let me ask you something, when she calls you, do you call her back?

 Paula Haas : Because she's important to you and because it's polite.

 Paula Haas : and I can't even get you on the phone to let you know

 Castle : I don't know that I'm ready to walk away from Nikki Heat.

 Alex : It doesn't make me a bad doctor. Everyone walks around this place lying.

 Alex : We tell the patient that's dying that there is hope when there is no hope.

 Alex : Maybe I'm a pig. Maybe I'm an ass. Maybe I'm a vermin like everybody says.

 Alex : But I tell them the truth. It's the one thing that I've got going for me.

 Alex : And you don't get to take that away from me and call it a lesson, sir.

 Susan : - You were talking to her? - I didn't say anything about anything.

 Susan : Or she knows that her father was married before and had another daughter.

 Penny : No, no, it's okay. I mean, let's face it, you would get creamed without me.

 Beckett : Are you saying that Will destroyed his own apartment?

 Ryan : Will's troubles may have followed him home from O'Neill's pool hall.

 Ryan : Well, Jiggy smashed a beer bottle, threatened to kill him.

That's the exact same amount of money we found at his apartment.

 Ryan : Plus, Jiggy has over a dozen priors, including multiple B and E's.

 Ryan : He can get in and out undetected. They call him "The Ghost."

Well, that is too bad, because a lawyer is gonna tell you not to talk.

 Esposito : Now, we've got a taxi receipt dropping you off at Chelsea last night,

 Esposito : That's a long way from your place in Cypress Hills, Jiggy.

 Beckett : And the Beaumont Hotel would explain why Sara was in Lower Manhattan.

 Castle : which means she would be interested in climate change.

 Manager : No. After Dr. Posner's presentation, she stayed for the Q and A,

 Castle : It's Alexis. She's on the list. She was here last night.

 Sheldon : ...with a culture based loosely on Earth's Athens and Sparta?

 Richard Castle : just a reminder that your portion for the holiday poem

 Castle : Wandering the Earth, waiting for someone to find her lamp.

I've got to come up with a wish list. Oh, my God, I have so many.

 Beckett : That my man would stop talking about being some skeezy blonde's master

 Beckett : and would start talking about taking his wife to bed.

 Esposito : with the date that Harlin said Lars shipped the antiquities.

 Ryan : He runs a rug import business with a storefront in SoHo.

 Esposito : Yeah, we're headed there now. Hopefully he still has the antiquities.

 Cameron : His diet hasn't changed since he was a kid. His favorite food is cornflakes.

 House : Start treating him for lead poisoning. It's the most likely heavy metal.

 House : And, yeah, you can test him for allergies for dairy, wheat and legume.

 Mrs. Lambert : I am not having an affair with my daughter's karate instructor

 Mrs. Lambert : - and I did not give my husband herpes. - Find out where House is.

 Bob : I think I stepped in something when I went to the bathroom.

 Bob : - Ow! Stop! Stop! Stop! - What did you just scratch him with?

 Chase : If there was an allergic reaction, it would be on his back, not on his feet.

 Chase : - Not a sign of a food allergy. - Means there's a neurological problem.

 House : More significantly, it's yet another classic sign of heavy metals.

 Derek : Burke. You gave Grey to Addison. Are you sure about that?

That's not your call, Shepherd. And for the record, I'm always sure.

 Derek : It's the location of the aneurysm that makes it tricky.

 Burke : Your body temperature would be lowered to protect it and stop the heart.

 Derek : Which stops blood flow to the brain which reduces the risk of rupture.

- Before I get the heart started again. - You wanna freeze my body,

 Joe : - drain my blood, and stop my heart? - And bring you back.

 Joe : Look, you guys say that you can kill me and bring me back, I believe you.

 Joe : I don't got any insurance so I'm not that concerned about the surgery

 Sheldon : What I want is to be departing the starship Enterprise...

 Sheldon : No, that's not going to work at all. I'll comfort you from over here.

 Howard : I don't think you mean we can't. I think you mean we shouldn't.

 Sheldon : If there was another Wailing Wall exactly like the one in Jerusalem...

 Sheldon : ...but close to taco stands and cheap prescription drugs...

 Howard : Uh-uh. I know the type. Cheerleader, student council, goes out with jocks.

You're in your mom's car with your pants off while the whole football team laughs.

 Richard : Ollie, it means I'm going to have to put in a portacaval shunt.

 Nikki : - I'm not having surgery today. - You have a ruptured spleen.

 Nikki : You can operate after midnight but not one minute before.

If I thought it was safe I'd be more than happy to wait until after midnight.

 Bailey : However, I have a husband and a baby at home who won't be happy.

 Nikki : But it was more than just my horoscope. I went out to my car this morning.

 Rachel : No problem! So you're gonna go with the waiting thing?

 Ross : I was going to, but after I talked to you, I talked to Joey.

 Penny : Until he cheated on me with my friend Gretchen, who's here with him.

 Leonard : I know it's not ideal, but don't let them ruin our night.

 Penny : No, you're totally right. She could be skinny because she's dying.

If love is based on lies, does that mean it's not a real feeling?

 Wilson : But you can't do it without punishing the people who love him.

 House : Clean him up and let oncology have him. It's their party now.

 Wilson : He doesn't have cancer. Biopsy shows he's got pure red cell aplasia.

 Cameron : Unless it's drug-induced. He's lying about not being on EPO.

 House : People lie for thousands of reasons. But there's always a reason.

 Cuddy : You've got a leak. The press is all over the Jeff Forster story.

 Foreman : I assume if I point out the fact that you have no right to do that,

 Kate Beckett : - That wasn't an interview. - That was an ambush.

 Kate Beckett : And what were you thinking, offering a quarter-million dollar reward?

 Castle : Genius, right? I don't know why I didn't think of it sooner.

 Castle : A mystery I might be able to solve? It'll be a relief.

 Ryan : Someone probably dumped it, hoping to make it disappear.

 Beckett : They didn't weigh it down enough. So, who's the victim?

 Castle : Wouldn't go anywhere without her. When did he go missing?

 Ryan : His wife Samantha said he went off to the movies and never came back.

 Ryan : According to the state trooper's report Anya Mishkin, our victim's mother,

 Esposito : Her car hit a tree and burned sometime after 1 : 00 a.m.

 Beckett : Yeah. But, Castle, there's no indication in these files that it was murder.

 Castle : someone sabotaged his mother's car in order to kill her.

 Vasiliy : And investigating that theory got Grigory killed by the saboteur.

 Esposito : The same one that his mom was staying in when she died.

 Vasiliy : I may have expressed my disappointment to people you know.

 Beckett : Oh, uh, Commissioner, no, we're doing everything we can to assist Mr. Zhirov.

 Raj : and a super executive ant farm with glow-in-the-dark sand?

 Amber Volakis : I came up with the answer. I robbed a grave. I...

 "thirteen" : Planted a dog collar in the procedure room just to screw with my head.

 Greg House : That's why she's getting the flower. It was beautiful, she just overreached.

 Greg House : Letting it fester was good. Leaving the collar was stupid.

 Chris Taub : You agreed with everything he said. You finished each other's sentences.

 Henry Dobson : Don't need someone to tell you what you're already thinking.

Who doesn't sleep with a drugged-out colleague when they have a chance?

 Wilson : It's near your aorta, so getting that sample carries serious risks.

 Wilson : We'll inject a dye around your heart to make the tumor visible on the CT.

 Wilson : Then a surgeon inserts a guide wire, runs it up into your heart,

 House : Would not have caused this. She must have given him drugs!

What does that mean? It means he's all better. He's ready to go home.

 Foreman : - You know, House shouldn't even be here. - Because he said something inappropriate?

 Chase : If we sent him home every time he did that, we wouldn't need this office.

 Cameron : He's been without pain relief for over 70 hours. - Exactly!

 Tory : I'm with Castle. I don't think that man is Michael Boudreau.

Oh, sure you do. It wasn't so long ago you were in here visiting me.

 Chandler : And document the date and time of every single one of my jokes.

Maybe it's the sound of Ross climbing into my brain to steal my thoughts.

 Monica : Just trying to re-create some of the fun that we had at my place.

 Steph : So we're all standing around looking at the post-op X-ray...

 Steph : ...and there it is, clear as day, right in the guy's chest cavity : 

 Steph : ...put it in my pocket, and then got the hell out of there.

 Sheldon : I'm sorry I'm late, but your companion left the most indecipherable invitation.

 Sheldon : If you were trying to make it impossible to locate you, you couldn't have done better.

 Sheldon : ...the browser history on your computer to see what movie times you looked up.

Will you be working on the nerve graft and the skin reconstruction?

Yes. I'll handle them better with a little caffeine in my system.

 IZZIE : There's a cafeteria on the second floor and a coffee cart in the lobby.

 IZZIE : You can kick me back to Bailey if you want. I don't do coffee.

So how will you be handling the nerve graft and the skin reconstruction?

 CHIEF : I mean, it's rare enough to separate conjoined infants, but conjoined adults?

 CHIEF : Can you imagine the press? What this could do for the hospital?

 CHIEF : Unless there's incontrovertible evidence that it can't be done,

 Chandler : Can you tell him that? Because he thinks he looks too pink.

 Girl No. 2 : - What are you guys out doing today? - We're not out.

Ted : In the weeks leading up to aunt lily and uncle marshall's wedding,

 Marshall : I'm sorry, baby. I ate a bunch of ice cream earlier today.

 Tes : When one of you feels something, the other feels it, too?

 Barney : The last two weeks before your wedding sleeping apart?

I wish he was a doll. I'd get a Rachel doll and bump them together...

I've been fiddling around here, making delicious treats for everyone.

 Charlie Blunt : Look, most IRS agents get threats. It's the nature of our business.

 Blunt : each threat requires an investigation, which is a headache for upstairs.

 Beckett : Rathborne's in the wind. Dick Coonan's about to walk.

 Castle : Small price to pay for a shot at your mother's killer.

 Castle : And you never told him it was your mother that was murdered.

 Beckett : There was no Rathborne. That was just a cover. It was you.

 Coonan : All right. Ah, ah, ah, ah. Now here's what's gonna happen.

 Coonan : you so much as clear your throat and I'll put a round in this man's liver.

 Penny : - You always over-think things. - There you go. "Always" made it worse.

 Penny : See, this is where everything goes wrong, when we talk.

 Leonard : Well, I don't know how you have a relationship without talking.

Ooh, eight-thirty. You and Penny decide to go out and paint the town beige?

 House : Your brother has ornithine transcarbamylase deficiency.

Good, 'cause it takes a while. It's genetic, can present at any time.

If the patient eats a large amount of protein, especially if he's not used to it...

What, that's it? He just stays off the red meat, and he's gonna be fine?

 House : Yes. If I'm right and we stop the current treatment, he gets better.

 House : If we stop the current treatment and I'm wrong, he dies.

 House : can cause a person's estrogen level to increase dramatically.

 Stacy : - Nothing wrong with that. - No. Nothing wrong with that.

 Cuddy : No furniture polish, no paint thinner, nor anything else worth sniffing.

 Cameron [calling From Another Room] : Nothing in here, either, except a few cockroaches.

 Cameron : It's just, you guys are always screaming at each other,

 Cameron : but any other hospital administrator would have fired him years ago.

 Bailey : - How are you feeling, Mr. O'Malley? - He's feeling great.

because we figured after today, he maybe won't be feeling so great for a while.

 Harold : After the surgery, then when do we start chemo and stuff?

 Richard : That protocol depends on what we find when we open you up, Harold.

 Meredith : There's only so much they can tell from labs and scans,

so they need to get a good look inside to see if the cancer has spread.

 Richard : I'll let the oncologist explain that to you later today, Harold.

Dr. Grey'll be taking you through a final battery of preoperative tests

Incisions are clean, no infection. Morphine was given at 2 : 00 this morning.

 James Wilson : I thought if everything just stopped, it would be okay.

 James Wilson : You said you wanted to try deep brain stimulation.

 James Wilson : What if there is still something else stuck inside your head?

 House : Well, only until you inject her with a sedative. Then you can let her go.

 Foreman : She's strong and doesn't care. We'd have broken something

 House : Nurse Shortie, your biznitch, how long are you going to waste her time?

 House : When you guys are out of this program, Cameron will find somebody,

 House : but you're the ultimate Darwinian. You have to fight for everything.

 House : I can only imagine it's because she hasn't given you an excuse to break up,

 House : and you don't have the guts to recognize your own reality.

 House : but then you'd get the false impression that I respect you,

 Beckett : Never got up to check and make sure that the house wasn't burning down?

 Castle : Evidence that suggests someone else killed Kim Tolbert.

 Castle : His alibi for where he was when Kim died is falling apart.

 Alexis : - Frank, we're really onto something... - And I'm saying, get off it.

 Castle : suddenly quit everything, and just drop out of her life

 Mysterious Man : I called you before, about Detective Beckett's safety.

 Martha : Are you sure it's the same man who called you about Beckett?

 Martha : What I don't get is what are you supposed to do about it?

 Castle : I don't know. He gave me a number to contact him if I needed help.

 Castle : Hey, Kate, I've been taking calls from a shadowy figure

 Ross : I don't care if they match. I don't care if they make...

 Ross : ...your ankles or your knees or your earlobes look fat. Just do it!

 Barney : but at the end of the day, my heart belongs to bimbos.

No, no, this is just a defense mechanism because you're afraid of getting hurt.

 Barney : It's one of the thousand little things I love about them.

 Barney : their sluggish, unencumbered minds, their unresolved daddy issues.

 Barney : Bimbos have always been there for me, through thick and thin.

 Beckett : Angelo is not her first victim. She's done this before.

 Beckett : She has a sealed juvie record under her original name, Emma Jones.

 Beckett : When she was 16, she killed her foster brother, Billy Koss.

 Beckett : lured him into their basement and then stabbed him with a knife.

And I'm sure they all had a laugh off all the adjectives describing me, right?

Seems like the timer was activated once she stepped on that triggering plate.

 Mahoney : We'll try. Trouble is, our usual targets, the fuse, the detonator, the timing pin,

Mr. Castle, if that thing goes off, the whole building's going with it.

I promise we'll do all that we can. But I urge you to be realistic...

I know she felt bad about it 'cause she still offered to pay me anyway.

 Ryan : remembers seeing a guy setting up Holly's equipment last night,

 Ryan : and she only saw him from behind and he was wearing a hoodie.

 Esposito : So if she was making money off this thing, there's no evidence of it.

 Castle : What if this mystery assistant is the one behind it all?

 Castle : And since he's hired help, nobody pays him any attention.

 Esposito : So she threatened to blow the whistle on the assistant.

 Beckett : Well, that would certainly give him motive for murder.

 Ryan : But with Paul's name on the invoice, there's no record of him.

I notice you've been entrusted with a lot of important responsibilities.

 Mr. Posner : ...cultivating personal relationships, especially with designers.

 Mr. Treeger : It happened to me once. It was like finding money.

 Sheldon : Based on your cost of materials and your wholesale selling price...

 Sheldon : ...you'll effectively be paying yourself $5. 19 a day.

 Sheldon : There are children in a sneaker factory in Indonesia who out-earn you.

 Penny : - Just please tell me what to do about it. - All right.

 Sheldon : Are you familiar with the development that resulted from HonorÃ© Blanc's...

Okay, if I'm not allowed to be snide, you're not allowed to be condescending.

 Sheldon : That wasn't a part of our original agreement and I do not agree to it now.

 Monica : Just put a little club soda on it. Get to it right away.

 Raj : I provide her a shoulder to cry on, then roughly half a year later...

 Sheldon : I want to thank you all for coming on such short notice. In the past...

 Sheldon : ...but I believe my present situation requires the collective wisdom of the group.

 Sheldon : Which, as you can see from your commemorative t-shirts, I've dubbed...

 Sheldon : I need your advice about a delicate workplace situation.

 Sheldon : To protect those involved, I'll be changing their names.

 Sheldon : ...who lives in the shadow of his brilliant roommate.

Or "Tell Monica I'm sorry I used her tweezers to pluck my nose hair."

Or maybe he was writing to tell her that he's changed his name : 

 Ross : - It means he freaked out and left! - Don't be so negative!

 Castle : - Oh, did I snore? - Yeah, but that's not the problem.

 Beckett : You know what? Never mind. I don't even want to relive it.

 Castle : Well, technically, you didn't live it. You just dreamed it.

 Castle : And if I'm so useless, why would Beckett ask me to consult on a murder?

 Meredith : Did you choose me for the surgery because I slept with you?

 Derek : You earned the right to follow her case through to the finish.

So do we really need to ask who's going up on the platform next?

 Director : You get up there and do that again, exactly like that.

 Joey : You told us to show excitement, but don't you think he went overboard?

 3. Sheldon is turning the handle on a jack-in-the-box. Just before the end of the tune Amy : That's enough.

 3. Sheldon is turning the handle on a jack-in-the-box. Just before the end of the tune Amy : - Sheldon, give it! - No!

 Lucy : We watched it all the time growing up. Who's your favorite player?

 Joey : Being funny is Chandler's thing. Like Ross' thing is....

That's like Chandler saying he met someone who was more uptight than you.

 Chandler : -Excuse me? -l'm sorry. Sorry. More controlling than you.

 Beverley : Now, how could you not tell me you were in a relationship...

 Beverley : Is it because she's uneducated, trapped in a menial service position?

 Leonard : How come you didn't tell me that you and Father were getting a divorce?

 Beverley : ...is that you want a more intimate mother-son relationship.

 Beverley gives him an uncomfortable hug : There. It's late. Now, go to bed.

Uh, it is, but I think you might have waited too long for it to be funny.

 Penny : Well, I know he didn't cheat on you, so, what happened?

Everybody was like, "where's this boyfriend you talk about? Ls he real?

 Amy : Or did you make him up like Armin the miniature-horse breeder?"

 Amy : The pretend boyfriend I invented to get my family off my back.

 Raj : Sheldon says impossible, Howard and I say not only possible...

 Raj : ...but as a mode of transportation, way cooler than the Batmobile.

 Sheldon : The giant ant would be crushed under the weight of its exoskeleton.

 Sheldon : For the record, the appropriate ranking of cool modes of transportation...

...is jetpack, hover board, transporter, Batmobile and then giant ant.

 Howard : -What's with him? -Perhaps he's at a sensitive point...

 Beckett : You're the only witness, and you are ruining your credibility

Eva's phone records confirm a call to him at 9 : 35 this morning,

 Esposito : No one remembers seeing Whitfield at all last night.

 Izzie : Um, according to his daughter, Mr. Franklin is a heavy drinker.

 Cristina : Six to eight drinks a day, an alcoholic by any standard.

 Castle : Jack, you make sure you keep your guard up on that battlefield.

 Castle : You make sure you use your princess powers for good, okay?

 Mrs. Ruiz : Never thought I'd say this, but I'm sorry to see you leave.

 Sophia : and let's see which one originates closest to that parking structure.

 Castle : I'm really surprised you stayed with him all these years.

 Ryan : Yeah, it looks like he settled in a small town in upstate New York

 Beckett : - Do you have his contact information? - Texting right now.

 Beckett : I'm not getting through. Either the phone rings incessantly,

 Castle : - What do you want to do? - I want to get married, too.

 Beckett : I've got less than three days to find Rogan O'Leary and get a divorce.

 Neighbor : He's got a smile that will make your pants fall off.

 Ted : Is this really happening? Can you excuse us for a moment?

 Lily : talked about wanting to be an environmental lawyer since then,

Oh. Listen, don't go in Sheldon's room. He's not wearing bottoms.

Dr. Winkle, what colorful name did you call Dr. Cooper this time?

 Sheldon : Here's the problem. I was clearly signed up to use the mainframe in Buckman 204...

 Ryan : Okay, so we got five flights out of LA that meet our criteria.

 Ryan : Bought his ticket at the airport an hour before the flight.

 Ryan : No credit history and his driver's license number is a fake.

 Ryan : 'Cause Mr. McCauley flew back to LA two hours after Royce was shot.

 Montgomery : You have no solid evidence linking Neil McCauley to this murder.

 Beckett : You and I both know that the longer I wait to go out there,

 Montgomery : and if there's sufficient evidence, I'll contact LAPD.

 Montgomery : Kate, things between you and Royce ended badly. I get it.

 Montgomery : But that emotion is exactly why I need to assign this to someone else.

 Chandler : ...when I'll regret asking the following question, but....

- Good move telling Sheldon. - Can't propose, can't talk to my friends.

 Howard : Excuse me, but is there any way you can squeeze us in?

 Howard : See, I'm an astronaut and I'm leaving for Russia on Sunday...

 Howard : ...so I can take a Soyuz rocket to the lnternational Space Station.

I'm gonna go see if the couple at the front of the line needs a maid of honor.

 Harris : because at the end of the day, it's the accuracy of our information

So I got Ryan and Esposito looking into Sara's movements from last night.

 Beckett : I figure if we can find out what she was doing in Lower Manhattan,

Oh, yeah, I just can't imagine what they're going through right now.

But did you see how he shot her down when she brought up enemies?

All Amber could remember is that it was some kind of science thing.

 Esposito : First, a sci-fi movie marathon at an art house theater

 Castle : Though, by definition, science fiction is not science.

You gotta be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. It's spreading.

Is that your tiny little box that's too small to put anything in?

And your head's gonna be under a big, brown, drying, big, drying.. It's not good.

 House : Two medical cases, both more fascinating than the last.

So we have two symptoms : Temporary leg paralysis and elevated CK.

 House : Obviously, you're not suffering from the same condition,

 House : 'cause you've already forgotten my dramatic voice over.

 Foreman : Plus, I don't know of any diseases that cause great memory,

 Taub : She's a waitress. They're no strangers to botulism or alcoholism.

You two, check her home, you two, get a complete patient history.

 ADDISON : Jamie Carr. She slipped and fell in the shower this morning.

 ADDISON : - It's possible that he's just sleeping. - So our son sleeps.

 CALLIE : Put your arm in this fancy sling. Use gravity to help realign the bones.

 VICKY : Donna gets the surgeries and I do the forms. Super fun.

I'm phasing out the wine importing and focusing more on the cheese.

Me too! Chandler hates it. I can't have blue cheese in the house.

Because you're the most important person in this room! And in the world!

I don't have a gift because I wasn't invited until the last minute.

But thank you so much, dear, for bringing that to everybody's attention.

 Phoebe : How about you less important people? Let's open your presents!

 Florence/martha : I'd like to make next month's rent if you don't mind.

 Joe/castle voiceover : Wearing T-strap shoes and a country suit,

 Joe/castle voiceover : I could tell that redhead was a hick fresh off the cob.

 Sally/alexis : I talked my husband into honeymooning up here in the Big Apple.

 Sally/alexis : But not because I wanted to climb skyscrapers and see Broadway shows.

 Sally/alexis : See, I'm looking for my big sister, Vera. Vera Mulqueen.

 Sally/alexis : with dreams of being a showgirl up here in the Big City.

 Joe/castle : She send you a wire, postcard? Anything with a return address?

 Florence/martha : Well, of course he can. For 15 bucks a day, plus expenses.

 Sally/alexis : and if Vera hears from a stranger that the family's looking for her,

 Sheldon : Oh. A clever, albeit obsolete, euphemism for insufficient blood flow...

 Leonard : Nothing like that happened, all right? The sex was just fine.

 Leonard : I'm not saying it was bad. I'm just saying it wasn't great.

 Howard : Because we can totally see it not being great for her. Am I right?

 Leonard : To tell you the truth, I think we were both a little-- I don't know--

 Leonard : All I know is it wasn't the way I dreamed it would be.

 Raj : That's because in your dreams, you're a horse from the waist down.

If you spent less time thinking about sex and more time on comic books...

A, either party is in danger of falling off a cliff, precipice or ledge.

B, either party is deserving of a hearty handshake after winning a Nobel Prize.

- Seems a bit restrictive. - Yeah, well, feel free to retain a lawyer.

 Bernadette : We should play limbo next. No one beats me at limbo.

 Sheldon : Relationship Agreement Section 4 : Boo-boos and Ouchies.

 Sheldon : like it was 12 years ago doesn't mean I'm delusional.

 Sheldon : before I call the police on my stylish new flip phone.

PARKER : WHISPERING First time I heard about Dreamworld was in '03.

 Parker : The story stuck with me, so, about a year ago I started poking around.

 Parker : Found out it was a forward operating base in northern Afghanistan.

 Parker : Yeah, I'd heard his name a couple of times, so I approached him.

 Parker : In fact, he seemed pretty freaked out that I knew he was stationed there.

Wait. The Secretary of Defense himself called to kill the story?

 Beckett : You don't actually believe that Klingons are behind this, do you?

 Beckett : it will all come down to where and how she was killed,

 Beckett : and I bet it will have nothing to do with secret agents,

 Montgomery : My contact at Justice says no warrant was issued for Marie's office.

 Beckett : Then people claiming to be federal agents seized her property.

 Montgomery : I'll put out more feelers. In the meantime, keep me posted.

 Beckett : any theory, that ends with, "Like Benny Stryker said?"

 Castle : What else could it be? Who made off with all her stuff?

 Beckett : Maybe Marie was working on a classified government project,

 Castle : Was her data in her furniture? Because they took that, too.

And if Henry left work at 2 : 00 p.m., showed up dead at midnight,

 Esposito : so I'll check the activity on his Metro and credit cards.

 Ryan : I'll circle back with his neighbors, see if they saw him.

I thought I was gonna get stuck doing thankless grunt work tonight.

 Beckett : Sonia's dad owned at least a half a dozen businesses.

 Castle : Makes sense if he was selling off his gold bit by bit,

 Castle : About three months ago, there was a spike in the weekly deposit amount.

 Castle : So, he was retrieving some of the gold every three months, selling it off,

 Beckett : Hey, Ryan, where is Vikram with the GPS info from Pena's phone?

 Ryan : Looks to be an outlier. He wouldn't go there often. Only once...

It's an old Con Ed storage facility. Perfect place for stashing coins.

 Beckett : Pena owned a transport company that subcontracts with Con Ed.

 Beckett : Let's go. Once they find the gold, they're gonna make a run for it.

 Ronaldo : Maybe. But I like my odds a lot more than yours right now.

 Taub : Great. I'll be back bright and early tomorrow and we can...

 Foreman : This is no longer just about your future, it's about mine, too.

 Chase : Respiratory distress means we were wrong about autoimmune.

 Nadia : But if I can't have dialysis and my kidneys are failing,

 Masters : Maybe we could go around them? Get a relative to donate.

and I believe that in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary,

 Penny : - Our soup of the day... - You must release me from my oath.

I'm going to fold like an energy-based de novo protein in conformational space.

 Penny : Look, why is it so hard for you to keep one little secret?

 Sheldon : That's why I was refused clearance for a government research fellowship...

 Sheldon : ...at a secret military supercollider beneath a fake agricultural station...

I haven't forgotten a thing since the day my mother stopped breastfeeding me.

Seriously, I strongly believe that we should support President Clinton...

I'll have Monica stick her finger in it. That will sweeten it up.

I got to apologize for Kara's coffee. I'd feel sorry for it in a fight.

 Past Sheldon : The apartment's flag is a gold lion rampant on a field of azure."

 Past Sheldon : ...we agree our first stop will be this meeting today in precisely five seconds."

 Leonard : It was the best apartment I'd seen, the rent was very reasonable...

Wendy was convinced that her brother's death wasn't an accident.

 Beckett : just before the subway accident, Wendell called his sister and said

 Beckett : Well, maybe it's just that we don't know exactly what we're looking for.

 Beckett : I mean, whoever killed Wendy most likely came from Wendell's world.

Wendell worked as a chauffeur for one Angelica Henley, a wealthy socialite.

 Kirby : The lady in the purple cocktail dress. May I take you to her?

 Beckett : Well, I'm Detective Kate Beckett, and this is Mr. Castle.

 Leonard : Mm, the nurse is a woman, so he couldn't talk to her.

She had to bring him the Grover puppet so he could point at what hurt. Heh.

 Sheldon arriving with Alex : Science news. This will interest you.

 Sheldon arriving with Alex : And, Penny, feel free to paint your nails.

...the grade-school science project that could be my ticket to the Nobel Prize.

"A Rederivation of Maxwell's Equations Regarding Electromagnetism."

 Sheldon : I dumbed it down because some of the more religious people in town...

 Bernadette : I can hook you up with anxiety medication, antidepressants.

 Amy : Not so bitey without the rest of the rat to back us up now, are we?

 Roger : Yeah, we didn't even realize that she had until the day after the murder.

 Castle : The basketball hoop being moved speaks to a premeditative act.

 Ryan : - What are you thinking? - That we don't know the whole story.

 Castle : Someone else was up here before I caught Nina over Sadie.

 Weller : Wait, don't tell me you're buying into Caleb's ridiculous defense.

 Weller : Rick, you got your bell rung in court today. It happens.

 Weller : Caleb Brown is a hell of an attorney. Now you've got to let it go.

 Castle : - So you're not going to investigate? - You saw the tape.

 Weller : This case cannot afford to have you pour any more doubt into people's ears.

 Beckett : Well, if he wasn't lured there, maybe he knew his kidnapper.

 Ryan : I emailed the photo to the New York State Police and the Parole Division.

 Ryan : They're looking into any kidnappers with this abduction MO

 Ryan : and Esposito is canvassing that part of the park looking for any witnesses.

 Castle : If the boy goes to a local school, they'd know he was absent.

 Beckett : Have uniforms fax his photo to all schools in the five boroughs.

 Vendor : Man, I see so many kids every day, I couldn't tell one from the next.

There was evidence of abuse. You took a big legal risk by not calling Social Services.

 House : You know, there's a new biography of Quisling. I think you might like it.

The fact that I have to explain this takes the edge off my flow. - I was protecting you.

 House : If I don't give him one, he makes one up. Vogler's just one vote.

 Cuddy : I'm just trying to stop you from making that extra easy.

 Foreman : Sean, do your wife's eyelids look any different than usual?

 Chase : Naomi, can you open your mouth for me and, um, tilt your head back?

 Randy : God, this happens every time I get an erection, I am so sorry.

 Barney : If getting fired is an execution, at least the guy had a last meal.

 Sheldon : If I had a million guesses, I never would have gotten that.

They've got me in with a guy doing something about hunger in Indonesia...

...a psychotherapist using dolphins to rehabilitate prisoners...

 Raj : ...and Ellen Page, star of the charming independent film Juno.

 Howard : ...for designing the telescope camera mounting bracket?

 Raj : Sorry, it's not part of my heartwarming and personal narrative...

 Raj : ...overcame poverty and prejudice and journeyed to America to reach for the stars.

 Waiter : I am at the end of a triple shift... that's 18 hours!...

 Amber : So, this is the story you made up about who you are. It's a nice one.

 MRS. DICKERSON : My daughter came to town. She took away his keys.

If I had sided with my daughter, Larry would've felt so betrayed.

 Robin : Did you know that the egyptian pyramids can be seen from space?

 Phoebe : Why would my mother send me a fur? Doesn't she know me but at all?

 Castle : You know, I work very closely with the 12th Precinct in New York.

 Kevin Ryan : Castle? He's a giant pain in the ass. But he's good people. Okay.

 Kevin Ryan : Uh, yeah, sure, we'll help. We'll interview Harris's sister Veronica.

 Kevin Ryan : Yeah, why don't you send us a copy of the murder book, okay? Thanks.

 Lanie : I met a guy. I like him. And I want you to run a background check on him.

 Lanie : Seriously. In this day and age, you can't trust anyone.

 Castle : But first let's see if anyone knows what I was doing here a year and a half ago.

We were drunk! I would've married Joey with that amount of alcohol.

 Phoebe : because he wants to stay married to her because he loves her.

I'll go to my lawyer's office right now and get this marriage annulled.

It's myth that fake hooters blow up at high altitude. She'll be fine.

 39 : Trust me, you'll be taken more seriously. Just sign the form.

 House : I scheduled a diagnostic patient for a boob job. Which is ridiculous.

Then, you're gonna have to sit next to me at the administrative hearing.

 Leonard : I know you guys don't want to do this, but we have no choice.

 Leonard : You can either bitch and whine or we can get it over with.

 Leonard : Yeah, well, it's in our contract to serve on a university committee.

 Leonard : Encouraging more women to pursue a career in the sciences.

 Howard : ...I wouldn't have spent so much of my 20's in the shower. Heh.

 Sheldon : If you ask me, this whole thing is a waste of our time.

 Leonard : Oh, like yesterday when you made me drive you to the dry cleaners...

 Sheldon : I believe in a gender-blind society like in Star Trek...

 Joey : In this picture of you and your wife, is your wife Rachel?

 Howard : Hey, Stuart, I got you a little souvenir from my trip to space.

That's not true. At Walgreens I was "over the moon" for their store-brand antacids.

Would you like me to help? I have a certain je ne sais quoi when it comes to soirees.

 Howard : You know what wasn't a party? That hotel in Kazakhstan...

 Howard : ...they put you up in before the launch. You'd think you'd get one porn channel.

Have you noticed Howard can take any topic and use it to remind you he went to space?

 Sheldon : Let's apply the scientific method. Perform an experiment.

 Leonard : - Thoughts on where we should get dinner? - Anywhere but the space station.

 Howard : But, hey, you don't go there for the food, you go there for the view.

 Sheldon : Howard, I've always thought the lemon was an underrated fruit.

 Ryan : The CDC turned up a lethal variant of the H5N1 virus in Stone's apartment.

 Ryan : Stone's infected, and everyone around him might be, too.

 Gates : Well, he and the others were transported to the hospital.

 Castle : All about exposing people long enough to get them infected

 House : The only way that happens is you leave Princeton-Plainsboro.

 Park : I had a video interview with Chicago yesterday. It went well.

 House : That's an insult to everything teen prostitutes have worked for.

 Theresa : Didn't it turn out that he'd stolen the hot dog cart?

 Vanessa : No, borrowed. Bobby was very insistent on that point.

 Vanessa : And don't even pretend like you're not relieved, you never liked him.

 Wilson : Bobby is an incredibly fun, great guy, just not a great influence.

 Wilson : I was gonna leave that implied, but yes, colossal drunk.

 Wilson : Your catheter bag is empty, despite taking in 200 cc's of fluids.

 Sheldon : I planned on giving it to myself on my 300th birthday.

 Monica : -You're a few steps ahead of us. -Big zero gravity moon steps.

 Esposito : We may need to interview some of your staff while we're here.

 Charlie : Of course. Nadine can help you with whatever you need.

 Beckett : We know that you and Sam weren't on the best of terms.

 Marino : Look, all I did was drive him. I wasn't there when he was shot.

 Marino : to this abandoned warehouse on the other side of town,

I'm just saying. At a certain point in a woman's menstrual cycle...

 HR Woman : Your language is entirely inappropriate, and I'm going to advise...

 Sheldon : And at the office Christmas party, I heard Rajesh Koothrappali...

 Tyson : After all, you commit murder every day in your mind for your books.

 Tyson : It's not hard to imagine that you'd eventually cross the line.

 Tyson : so that I could begin again, could begin killing again.

 Castle : Well, if it's revenge you wanted, why not just kill me?

 Tyson : Why do you think I let you live that night in the motel?

 Tyson : People think it's killing that I like, but murder is just an act.

 Kevin Ryan : Threatening to "Nail Alan to the ceiling by his feet"

 Esposito : Oh, is that why you decided to poison Alan last night?

Hey, no, I was home last night, with my wife and my mother-in-Iaw.

 Dave : Sometimes I just think about getting a blender and a trowel, and...

 Dave : You think we're making friends handing out millions in fines?

 Esposito : Oh, is that what you did? Let things slide in exchange for a payday?

 Beckett : No. well, yeah, but do yourself a favor, don't mention it to her.

 Burke : You had every opportunity to speak up before I closed her chest.

 Burke : You don't even know if you were the cause. You have no idea.

 George : Patterson is not going to sue. You're not getting kicked out.

 Bailey : Dr. Yang. Something you want to share with the rest of us?

If you're expecting me to be the brave and heartwarming differently-abled girl,

 Heather : that isn't going to happen. So go ahead and do your thing.

 Izzie : Heather Douglas, 17, past medical history ofVATER syndrome.

 Izzie : that affects the vertebra, anus, trachea, esophagus and renal system.

 Heather : Wow. Give this girl a medal. She memorized the whole acronym.

Which, I assure you, is a hell of lot easier than living with it.

 Izzie : Heather is in today for a lithotripsy to remove kidney stones

 Sheldon : ...maybe sometime you and I could go see monkeys together.

 Sheldon : I believe I've isolated the algorithm for making friends.

Hear him out. If he's onto something, we could open a booth at Comic-Con...

 Rachel : Ross, please trust me. I buy 30 fashion magazines a month.

 Rachel : Now I don't know who's running for president or who that NATO guy is...

 Rachel : ...but I do know that you have to get far away from that hat.

 Ross : I have this date tomorrow night, and I have to look cooI.

If you want fashion help, RacheI and I are going shopping tomorrow.

- You're welcome to come with us. - Really? That would be great.

 Cuddy : Walker, this is important. Did you do anything to the baby?

 House : Now all I take is ibuprofen, and that's two flights up.

 House : The pain's migrated, I think the arterial wall is damaged.

 Nash : You don't want the test in case the arterial wall is fine,

 Nash : which would mean that the pain is coming from something else.

Interesting that you'd jump from physical pain to long-Iost love.

and what are the pathetically long odds that she's gonna visit or call.

 Will : I think I liked it better when you were just breathing angrily.

 Will : She still sees me as the same sheltered blind geek she met in college.

 Will : Most of the time she acts more like my mother than my girlfriend.

 Will : I asked her to marry me. She tells me I need to date somebody else first?

 Adams : So you were hurt so much you had to marry the next woman you met?

 Will : She trusts me to make my own decisions and to help her with hers.

 Will : I have somebody who needs me instead of the other way around.

 Blythe : She finally fell asleep. I think she'll be fine in a couple of hours.

 House : Friends in your gardening club been experimenting again?

...haven't you slept with a woman where it meant more to her than it did to you?

 Martha : the only thing we really know about him is that we don't know him.

 Cross : Sorry to miss our meeting, but I was a little busy getting shot.

 Rachel : Well, first, I would like to start by apologizing for kissing you...

 Rachel : Now, you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not...

 Rachel : I made a huge fool of myself, and I came back. That shows courage.

 Rachel : When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no.

 Rachel : And finally, when I thought you were making sexual advances...

 Ryan : We just got a hit on McCardle's APB. He's at St. Benjamin's Hospital.

 Castle : You spoke to his ex-wife. She didn't even know he was here.

 Beckett : We know that he pretended to be you the night of Kim Foster's murder.

 Rachel : Ross, honey, it's a nice couch, it's not a magic couch.

 Beckett : from getting his master's in Forensic Science from NYU.

 Beckett : So, whatever happened to you happened when you were young.

Hmm. Speaking of trauma, I wonder how late Alexis is gonna be at her party.

Just because I've seen your tat, doesn't mean I'm gonna show you my...

"in the Pennsylvania woods above Lehigh River late Sunday night.

"Investigators say she'd been buried in the shallow grave for years."

 House : That's too bad, because our theory is that the kidney damage is caused by "A",

 House : The beauty of this theory is that we can treat "A" and "B".

 Hank : My pitching coach had me on something. I never knew what it was.

 House : He needs a new kidney. I was thinking the kidney people might have some.

 Cuddy : They like to save them for people who have... How do I put this? Kidney problems.

 House : First, find the name of the company that made the insulation,

 House : and second, tell me what I'm seeing that makes me want to short their stock.

 Kutner : Severe mold allergy could cause liver failure, respiratory arrest,

 Thirteen : She ate the shrooms days ago. There's no way she'd still be sick.

 House : Unless it also gave her a fungal infection. Give her a prick test and antifungals.

 Thirteen : Her nausea, she said you told her, like, "Get over it"?

 Thirteen : Nausea isn't something you can overcome with sheer willpower.

 Foreman : Which is why I didn't prescribe willpower, I prescribed antacids.

 Foreman : She can't handle that, she'd have to leave the trial anyway.

 Thirteen : You said the same thing to me when I told you I was having a hard time.

 Foreman : Look, I know seeing the Ghost of your Christmas Future is tough,

 Foreman : but the only way I can help her is to make sure she follows her regimen,

 Martha : If he doesn't slit your throat, tell him he owes me an evening at Le Cirque.

 Powell : Besides, I was ready to retire. Being a ghost is a young man's game.

All right. But you better not be wearing your prom dress when I get back.

 Martha : I don't know why you won't tell me where the party is.

 Beckett : Oh! I knew he was arrogant, but this, this is complete...

 Castle : Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't shoot. It's rigged to kill the shooter.

 Zoey : So these things are generally attended by old Southern ladies?

By the way, you don't want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye.

I'm sorry. But we have to have some boundaries. My God, I'm dying.

 Beckett : Must've been difficult not to blog about it last night.

 Carrie Edwards : You guys think I had something to do with this?

 Beckett : and then you remembered there's an ax on the soundstage.

 Carrie Edwards : because she was being swayed by the CanFonsos.

 Carrie Edwards : I was trying to convince her that Angela belongs with Joseph!

 CRISTINA : She's right. It's good to know what you're getting yourself into.

 LEANNE : - Thank you. I appreciate that. - Yeah, recovery's hell on a spouse.

 LEANNE : My mom's staying with us for a week. Maybe she should stay longer.

 CRISTINA : It's brutal being the caretaker. Fetching the paper,

It shouldn't interfere with the surgery. Assuming we're going forward.

Not going to be a walk in the park, but I'm going to take care of him.

 Castle : But why would he need a gun and climbing ropes that night?

 Beckett : We didn't find anything of value in his locker, or on his body.

 Castle : Well, maybe the killer took it. Maybe that's why he targeted Logan.

"It's never gonna happen. Move on." You know whose voice that was?

 Ross : You were right. She looks at me and sees a friend. That's all.

 Monica : You guys, I ordered some chocolate pies from that bakery on Bleeker.

 Monica : - Could you pick them up for me? - You're not making the pies?

 Monica : When I was younger, I entered this pie-eating contest.

 Monica : This dinner is gonna be so great. In your face, last-year me.

 Rachel : Well, let's see, I know that she has a meeting with her lawyer...

 Rachel : Oh, my God. That's the creepiest thing I've ever heard.

Okay, but before you say no, my friend Suzanne is entering her kid.

 Vogler : The senator's suffering from nausea, headache and mental confusion.

 Vogler : Look, if his case is as trivial as you think, it'll take you three minutes to diagnose.

Uh-huh. Three minutes that I could spend sitting on the toilet with the funny pages.

 Vogler : You know why I'm forcing you to fire one of them? Because you need to prove to me that you're a team player.

 Vogler : Now, if you did that, you wouldn't need to go through this exercise.

 Vogler : I need you to give a speech at the National Cardiology Conference, um, next week.

 Vogler : Eastbrook Pharmaceuticals has developed a new ACE inhibitor.

 Vogler : I would like you to extol the virtues of this breakthrough medication.

 Vogler : Viopril is a significant improvement over the old version.

You can either give one 10-minute talk and one three-minute diagnosis,

 Vogler : My understanding was that you believed in rationality above all else.

 Beckett : Mr. Rourke, I'm Detective Kate Beckett. I'm here about Jack Coonan.

 Beckett : - When did you last see Jack Coonan? - I don't remember.

 Rourke : And this is the part where I tell you to pound sand, Detective.

 Beckett : You did four years upstate for distribution in Queens

 Gates : Mr. Castle can no longer take part in our investigations.

 Beckett : He's not. I mean, technically he's conducting his own investigation.

 Gates : No sharing of information, no granting access. Nothing.

 Beckett : Trust me, once he finds out that he has to work this case without me,

 Beckett : Listen, there is no way that he can solve this case before us.

If you receive a yellow form, please proceed to the second floor.

 Foreman : She's not supposed to be moved. Sorry. We needed the gurney.

 Foreman : She shouldn't have been moved after the procedure. I'm sorry.

 Mary : But you're not carrying a blue form. I have something else, don't I?

 Foreman : Something's causing your symptoms. We're gonna keep you here overnight.

I know it's a little crazy in here, but hopefully it'll settle down...

 Mary : I'm sorry. I'm not usually all emotional like this. I just...

 Foreman : The antibiotic we gave you in case you had meningitis can turn your tears reddish.

 Leonard : I've already got a gorgeous blonde back home I can't score with.

 Sheldon : The Coast Starlight recently added the refurbished Pacific Parlour Car.

 Sheldon : Built in 1956 and originally known as the Santa Fe Lounge Car, the lower level...

 Sheldon : ...that offers wine tastings if you're going as far as Portland.

 Howard : I need to come up with something that's funny, smart and delicately suggests...

 Howard : ...that my sexual endowment is disproportionate to my physical stature.

 Man In House's Tour Group : Moldings original? Original? They were here before the house.

 House : Easy for you to say, you're not going to be making some serious capital gains.

 House : Blockage explains the pain. What explains the blockage plus seizures?

 Foreman : There's no way to know unless we get him in for an MRI on his head,

 House : He can chase me out once he's done doubling up in agony.

 House : Whatever your big problem is has caused a complication we call "colon FOS."

 Sheldon : ...and since Howard and Bernadette are married, intellectual property in the letter...

 Raj : Dude, you made the right choice coming to me for help with this party.

 Raj : I'm here to make sure your dinner party kicks Howard's dinner party's ass.

 Leonard : You know, cocktails, light jazz music, hors d'oeuvres.

So your theme is "I saw a rerun of Mad Men and bought crab puffs from Trader Joe's"?

I'm so stupid. I'm just this, like, incredibly pretty, stupid girl.

 Castle : You're telling me you can tell exactly how Beckett feels about me

 Castle : How about I give you a ride home, and you can tell me a little more?

 Ryan : We're still looking into our victim's phone records and social media,

 Esposito : But we did find a possible link to a company called The Falcon Unit.

 Hayley : The Falcon Unit, it's a private company that specializes in transporting

 Hayley : sensitive and occasionally illegal items for wealthy clients.

 Ryan : That explains the armored sports car and secret compartment.

 Stuart : Uh, in the bathroom, I folded the end of the toilet paper

 Dr. Charles Blakely : I'm afraid you've mistaken me for someone else.

 Blakely : and I'll get right back out if you don't take me where I want to go.

 Blakely : Once we're there, I'll tell you what you want to know.

 Castle : A professor, an advisor for the CIA. Why fake your own death?

 Blakely : But my Linchpin Theory didn't factor in the human cost.

 Blakely : She was my lifeline. She steered consulting work my way.

 Ross : ...did you get the tape that was half the last episode of M.A.S. H...

Yeah, but now it's Susan and me in Mexico and the hostages coming home.

This bet's gotta be a test, see if I can handle working with him.

 Adams : Do you have any medical justification for your diagnosis?

 CHRISTINA : just trying to wrap my mind around it. You're with Finn and he's with Addison.

 Castle : you'll be retired from law enforcement and back in the 11 th grade.

 Beckett : Can you imagine the stress of trying to pull that off?

 Beckett : - Hey, what'd you guys find? - Well, we canvassed using a picture.

 Ryan : We came up with a longshoreman in Port Newark who remembered Sam.

 Esposito : The longshoreman couldn't help him, so Sam moved on.

 Ryan : The Long Island address is the residence of a single mother,

Well, it looks like Sam wasn't the only one hiding his identity.

 Beckett : The engagement, the relationship. We know they were all fake.

 Beckett : And this is the employment record from New York Recycle

Isn't sex better when it's with one person that you really care about?

 Monica : I had an eye exam, and I don't like my new eye doctor.

 Howard : Yes, to be fair, do people who went to Princeton get a head start?

 Sheldon : It's based on the premise that Princeton isn't a very good school.

 Raj : Okay, guys, go ahead and divide yourselves into teams of two.

 Bernadette : -Should we just do couples? -Couples sounds great.

 Lanie : Right. Based on the CSU sweep, she was killed right here.

 Lanie : The killer wiped up the blood spatter and shoved her in the closet.

 Castle : Which means they knew there was a closet to shove her into,

 Ryan : I just checked with security. They're on high alert now,

 Ryan : but as you can tell, things aren't exactly buttoned up around here.

 Beckett : Oh! So it is possible that someone from the outside got in.

 Lance Hastings : It's tragic, really. Sarah was a gem. Supremely talented, too.

 Lance Hastings : I'd be insulted if you actually knew anything about acting.

 Mandy Bronson : poured a glass of wine, put on a little John Legend.

 Leonard : It's nicer than anything he's ever said to me. L'd take it and run.

Professor Hawking, it's an honor and a privilege to meet you, sir.

 Penny : There was something I was too scared to tell you yesterday,

 Penny : Oh, you know, I also lied about the girl in the bathroom.

 Mrs. Foreman : Your father wants to know if you've been praying.

 Mr. Foreman : You don't have to just come out with it like that.

 Mrs. Foreman : you liked to look in the back of the math book because you knew

 Mrs. Foreman : You wanted to look ahead, to see how far you'd go.

 Mrs. Foreman : Now you're a grown man, I thought you might like to look back

 Foreman : You might want to let him know he's got arsenic poisoning.

 Sheldon : over and over again and expecting different results."

 Sheldon : I'm starting to think we're never going to see that pizza.

 Castle : Hayley managed to track Louis down using the IP address on his computer.

 Ryan : What are you doing running around with our murder suspect?

 Castle : He wants to find Victor's killerjust as much as we do.

 Ryan : Really? Did he tell you why he's not working gangs anymore?

 Raj : Anyway, I was hoping I could, uh, pick your brains a little.

 Raj : I'm supposed to take Lucy out Friday and I need a killer first date.

 Amy : Evolutionary biology says that women are attracted to a man...

...who is steady in the face of danger, so I recommend an unsafe environment.

 Raj : Lucy has some, uh, social anxiety issues, we could start with something simpler.

 Bernadette : You go on Space Mountain, you're in the dark, she's holding onto you.

 Penny : ...and they take a picture of you at the end, so make sure you got your clothes on.

 Raj : With all the crowds and the weird characters walking around...

 Beckett : somehow did it in this building 15 minutes before he died.

 Ryan : pull the surveillance footage from all the corridors and common rooms.

 Esposito : I'll talk to the jurors. Someone might have seen something.

 Beckett : Detective Beckett, I'd like to speak with your client.

 Attorney Nick Keller : Detective, anything we have to say about Lyla Addison,

I'm not here about Ms. Addison. I'm here about Juror number seven.

 Attorney Nick Keller : I thought he died of a seizure, or some other natural cause.

 Attorney Nick Keller : Okay, look. My client doesn't know anything about that,

 Attorney Nick Keller : and there's no way I'm letting him talk to you.

 Attorney Nick Keller : Now if you'll excuse us, we're due in court. Let's go.

 Judge Fitz : Therefore, I have no choice but to declare a mistrial.

 D.a. Lou Karnacki : Your Honor, the people intend to refile charges.

 Randolph Addison : You call this justice, Your Honor? After what he did to my daughter!

 Castle : Because sexpionage can be so much more demanding than espionage.

 Ron Hill : I believe that would be the most productive way to move forward.

 Beckett : Someone who works for KPW and also knew Michael Bailey.

 Beckett : You are under arrest for the murder of Michael Bailey.

 Beckett : at the Amnesty Global benefit two nights ago. Janet's on their board.

 Steve Warner : Of course. We can't tell you how shocked we were

 Janet Warner : Being a power couple isn't easy. Alice understood that.

 Beckett : Just curious. When the two of you would meet with Alice,

 Beckett : Mr. Warner, that is your diamond. All 100 carats of it.

 Beckett : It was found in Alice's possession. Any idea how she got it?

Was it because Hannah told you that she was gonna blow up the show,

 Beckett : Because you followed Hannah out of the apartment and you killed her?

 Stone : We bonded over being forced into things that weren't really us.

 Ryan : So we ran financials on everyone associated with the prison.

 Esposito : Found a guard named Ryker. He's underwater in his mortgage,

he maxed out his credit cards, and he was about to lose his condo.

 Ryan : The day before Lockwood was transferred to General Population,

 Esposito : We heard that she went out last night. Do you know where?

 Francisco : I'm afraid I don't. But Sofia might know. They were close.

 Francisco : No, but there was a terrible incident with Marcus Segundo.

 Francisco : But Ana wasn't hurt, she was shaken up, as you can imagine.

 Francisco : Of course, I fired Marcus on the spot. But he was furious.

 Francisco : And he threatened to kill Ana if he ever saw her again.

 Esposito : All right, we need to talk to this guy. Where can we find him?

 Francisco : I have his contact information in my office. I can get it for you.

 Manuel : It is truly a tragedy when death strikes one so young.

 Sofia : to the parents of the child who fell down the well in Episode 347.

 Sofia : No, I just assumed because she asked to borrow my purse.

 Rachel : When you're sick, you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better.

 Rachel : Joey is having a secret Days of Our Lives party up on the roof.

 Rachel : Joey is having a secret Days of Our Lives party up on the roof!

He didn't want you to know about it, but l came over here to tell you.

 Charlie : -You came to say you were sick. -All right, professor or detective?

 Rachel : He does it every year. That's why he's sending you to the play.

 Rachel : That's why he sent us to that medieval restaurant and to that button factory.

 Castle : She was Peter's teacher with benefits. The real kinky kind, too.

 Castle : she locked him up in a secret underground prison experiment,

 Castle : When you say it in that tone, I sound like a bad parent.

 Castle : Oh, believe me, I wanted to, but they locked us up in a cell.

 Beckett : Just go find Ryan and Espo and take them to the prison.

 Beckett : If he says you're a suspect, then trust me, you're far from innocent.

 Ryan : I just took a report from the receiving officer at the 20th Precinct.

 Ryan : By the time the receiving officer found one, she'd skipped out.

 Esposito : There's only one reason you go to the cops, to report a crime.

 Beckett : Where were you between midnight and 3 : 00 a.m. On Sunday night?

We finished around 1 : 30. We packed up and we were out by 2 : 00.

 Castle : When Hayley was with the band, weren't you opening for Pink?

I got no sleep last night. My grandmother has a new boyfriend...

 Phoebe : ...and they' re both kind of insecure in bed, so And deaf.

 Phoebe : - Hey. Have you guys seen Monica? - Actually, I think she went to the salon.

if society wasn't telling me that you're just an underpaid dork.

 Beckett : when the full force of the NYPD comes crashing down on you

 Slaughter : And if I ever see a character in one of your novels like me,

 Beckett : No problem, Castle. It's what partners are supposed to do.

 Castle : Why do you think? Husband, wife, future husband, your apartment.

 Captain Victoria Gates : - So? - So, there's a reward for his capture.

 Addison : Hey. This is what you invited me to? This is your big bachelor party?

Why am I the only girl? What, am I the entertainment? I am not stripping.

 Mom : I will tell your parents that I saw you. And you are well and happy.

 Adele : - Richard, what are you doing here? - Coming home to my wife.

 Richard : And I gotta tell you, I didn't think I wanted to do it,

 Ana : His boat. It takes you to Jamaica, and then you fly to America.

 Castle : Vega was looking for a way to get his new girlfriend out of Cuba.

 Castle : That's the same day Vega died. That can't be a coincidence.

 Beckett : Ana, you told Mr. Vega how to get in touch with the man

 Castle : Well, actually, we made up our minds once we saw the $200,000

 Quintana : These aren't my accounts, all right? This is the foundation's accounts.

 Castle : Which is why you hid the money there. To make it harder for us to find.

 Amy : isn't it the perfect opportunity to consider this an experiment

 Benjamin : I'll give a million dollars as an endowment to the hospital

I'm an opportunistic ex-con who just gave you a two-minute sob story

 House : If I'm offered oral sex from a sexaholic, do I have to decline?

 Wilson : Taking money from a sick person is ethically suspect at best.

 House : What is this? Canada? All we do is take money from sick people.

 Wilson : Actually, the difference is pretty much a million dollars.

 Alexis : We're going shopping on Saturday, when I don't have school.

 Meredith : if you don't get to apply it in real-life situations?

Unless you really wanna go back and tell Mr. Simmons your mother's a liar.

 Jill Button : It doesn't make sense. Why would someone kill her?

Miss Button, your office manager said that you and Darcy were close.

 Jill : Neither of us knew anyone in the city, so we just sort of became best friends.

 Jill : - What happened to him? - That's what we're trying to find out.

She says she's pretty familiar with all of Darcy's friends and clients,

 Castle : But, still, it's possible that Shaw was delusional enough

 Hayley : Maybe. You know, Kramer's wife and kids still live in the city.

 Marshall Kramer : He was looking for stuff he left with my dad 20 years ago.

 Castle : - What kind of stuff? - I don't know. I didn't ask. we...

 Marshall : we didn't want anything to do with him. He ruined my dad's life.

 Sondra : but he's well aware of how Gabriel Shaw ruined our family.

 Sondra : To think that a man he befriended could have hidden such...

 Sondra : Noah thought the work they had done together was a mistake

 Sondra : So I hired a company to sell off the furniture and just dump the rest.

 Castle : That's still three and a half hours before he met his murderer.

 Sondra : No, but he said something in Latin before he walked away.

 Castle : Do you remember what that was? It could be very important.

 Castle : Most people think that writing is a solitary profession,

 Castle : Because anything that's good in our writing comes from truth.

 Castle : You two are my redheaded pillars of unconditional love.

 Ted : he needed to listen to common sense and reasonable discourse.

 Ted : This is how you make sure Sandy never makes fun of you again.

 Castle : What happened to Beckett? She used to understand that.

 Ryan : This must be the satellite footage Beckett was talking about.

 Castle : Okay. You see him? Beckett was right. Charlie was followed.

 Esposito : And look, he's wearing a baseball cap to be incognito.

 Esposito : Guys, nobody at the production office saw Charlie being followed.

 Foreman : Acute onset visual agnosia points to a stroke or brain tumor.

 Thirteen : If he's like the other struggling artists I've known,

 House : If it was positive, we wouldn't be looking at this file.

 House : Interestingly enough, paying someone to run it for me, though...

 House : How am I supposed to know how best to utilize that team

 House : at the end of a 20-mile hallway with a two-foot-high ceiling.

 Taub : You've discovered that one of us has been hiding the ability

 Foreman : Sorry to interrupt, but we have a patient with a probable brain tumor.

 Lily : I mean, some minor celebrities, one government official,

 Lily : And what appears to be a national fast food chain mascot.

 Sheldon : The flag of the Isle of Man is nothing but three legs

 Esposito : I'm betting his old man won't let him go out in public alone.

 Esposito : Yo, what's good, son? I ain't seen you in a minute, man.

 Leonard : you are deliberately hogging all the attention from my mom.

 Sheldon : Okay, well, now that we have the terminology straightened out.

 Beckett : They show that Jimmy spent over $ 70,000 on kitchen equipment.

 Beckett : That's because there wasn't one. It wouldn't even fit in his kitchen.

 Esposito : There's only a handful of them on the road, but get this.

 Castle : Wait a minute. Secret trips to Staten Island, all that cash.

Jimmy Whelan the baker is actually Jimmy Whelan the money launderer.

 Esposito : Well, I may have somebody who can help us out with that.

 Esposito : he received numerous calls from a woman named, um...

 Esposito : Anyway, Siobhan O'Doul, she runs a bar over in Staten Island.

 Esposito : it's a place where Bobby S. Does a lot of his business.

 Phoebe : -What surprise party? -Oh, stop it. Joey already told me.

 Phoebe : I was the last one to know when Chandler got bit by the peacock.

 Avery : Last seen February 15, 2004. Six years ago, he simply disappears.

 Shaw : I want every bit of research you have on this guy on my desk, half an hour.

 Beckett : I'll have my guys contact Dunn's family in case he reaches out.

 Shaw : - I told you to stay in the van. - I just broke this case.

 Montgomery : They've frozen his financials, they've alerted TSA,

 Montgomery : his face is all over the news. We got him cornered.

 Beckett : And you're the one who taught me that when you have an animal cornered,

 Montgomery : He does something stupid, and we will take him down.

 Castle : Yeah, I boarded early in hopes of getting in a little extra rehearsal time.

 Sarah : I'm not sure how you boarded early, Mr. Schirmer, but we're...

 Castle : bought the dance package on a cruise about a month ago.

- What are you doing hiding back there? - I'm sneaking into work.

 Sheldon : Now, if the guard at the university asks what's under the blanket...

 Sheldon : That's how Velma and Scooby smuggled Shaggy into the old lighthouse.

 Leonard : What are you gonna do when you get to the university?

 Leslie : There are so many things to talk about before reproduction.

 Leslie : Besides shortness, what genetic weaknesses run in your family?

 Sheldon entering : I'm sorry to interrupt. Battery's dying. Continue.

 Leslie : Uh, genetic weaknesses, right. Um, there's the lactose intolerance.

 Sheldon preparing an extension cord : When his uncles sit around the dinner table, they look like a half-carton of eggs.

 Leonard : ...but my Aunt Edna is one of the hairiest women you'll ever meet, so, you know...

 Rachel : In the middle of the exam, I put my pinkie in his chin dimple.

 Phoebe : Remember that little problem I was having during my fourth month of pregnancy?

 Monica : Oh, man! You were so hard up, you practically came on to me.

 Rachel : Okay, even this is turning me on. You guys, I got problems.

We're not just doing a card. She also wants to have the conversation..

 Leonard : If you're not happy, just let Kripke have the office.

 Sheldon : We're trying to think down here, you geode-loving feldspar jockeys!

But I had him add clothes because it was an unnecessary challenge...

If you change your mind, all it would take is some warm soapy water...

 Phoebe : You apologize to the tree right now or I am calling for backup.

Don't you think we should rethink the whole hiring movers thing?

 Phoebe : You know what? Maybe once they start dating and see what's out there...

But we should probably keep it down, she's still in the bedroom.

 Phoebe : So, what are we gonna do? Are we just gonna set them up with people?

l know what we can do. We could set Ross and Rachel up on horrible dates...

You know what the best part of it is? l get to do my plan laugh.

 Ross : Some woman who sounded a lot like Joey called earlier...

 Izzie : OK, after I do this, I might have to shock you a few times.

 Izzie : The LVAD has been inserted into your abdomen and is connected to your heart.

 Izzie : this one is connected to the pump that pumps your heart for you.

 Izzie : I have the crash cart, the defibrillator, the Ambu bag, saline...

 Izzie : Denny. If there really is some kind of big glowy light...

- I don't like the sound of this. - Just make sure nobody comes in.

when it does, you can take an awful lot of other people with you.

 Burke : which explains excessive bleeding after the root canal.

 Alex : Devo can't take the blood thinners to maintain a mechanical heart valve.

 Burke : It's the standard of care for someone in this situation.

 Woman : I don't care what you have to do. Save my daughter's life.

 Woman : Someone said you guys have a psychic running around. Is that true?

 Derek : Well, your spine x-rays look clear. You fell rock climbing?

 Monica : -Are these the shoes? -Yes. Paolo sent them from ltaly.

 Joey : -Morning. We ready to go? -Don't we look nice all dressed up?

 Penny : Oh, Leonard mumbles it when he wants sex to last longer.

 Sheldon : this is one that I like to call Star Wars Toast because...

 Lanie : Yeah. It's mostly found in Latin America, Africa, and Asia.

 Jenkins : I'm telling you, I don't know the guy. I've never even heard of him.

 Jenkins : 'Cause no one comes here but me. This is my weekend place.

 Ross : But if you don't love this, we'll do it any other place or time.

 Phoebe : But what about all the finding-his-flaws stuff we've been doing?

 Rachel : I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date.

But the way you do it is you meet someone, become their friend...

- Right now you need to get some rest. - Okay, maybe you're right.

 Rachel : - Thank you for coming with me today. - Oh, of course.

 Leonard : And your answer cannot be "Because I forgot my flash drive."

 Sheldon : My flash drive has my paper on astrophysical probes...

 Sheldon : Then I won't get to see his face light up as he reads it.

 Leonard : Sit back, enjoy the clickety-clack of the steel wheels on the polished rails.

[SINGING] You forgot your flash drive You forgot your flash drive

 Cameron : What happens when those kids grow out of their clothes? When they get sick?

 Cameron : Maybe I should bring them in here right now so that you can kiss them goodbye.

 Wilson : I told my lawyer to tell Tritter to go to hell. Marco!

 Marko : Sorry, Dr. Wilson. I was trying to call you. Where's your phone?

 House : sudden distaste for nicotine and itchy feet have in common.

 House : No. But as Chase so deftly pointed out earlier, puking does.

 House : Because I just woke up from sleeping in the clinic, like I always do.

 Wilson : I've watched you destroy your body with Vicodin for years.

 Brant : Get enough death threats, eventually they start taking them seriously.

 Brant : Army spokesperson's claiming that it's revenge for the attack that I made public.

 Brant : A strike like that would take more than three days to plan.

 Chase : If you have such a negative opinion of the Army, why did you enlist?

Jack's gonna have a tough time in high schoole with that vagina!

 Castle : Uh, Beckett, this is Hayley. She's the one who helped me find you.

 Beckett : That's life or death. I mean, what did you want me to do?

 Beckett : So I think I figured out where Bobby S. Went in Yonkers.

 Castle : Betting on the ponies. Any security cameras in the parking lot?

 Beckett : But if we can prove that he left just before our time-of-death window,

 Esposito : There are no cameras in the VIP parking area of the racetrack.

 Wilson : You see, this is why I don't answer your urgent pages,

 House : There's only two possible outcomes for their relationship,

 House : If it's split, then the sooner it happens, the better for everyone.

 House : I fished for an invite. Cuddy wasn't biting, so I'll have to crash.

 House : If you don't get it, I'll be forced to use more nefarious methods.

 Leonard : Her feelings got hurt because you went dress shopping without her.

 Penny : This is her first time being a bridesmaid, and she's getting a Iittle crazy with it.

 Bernadette : She keeps on telling us stories about bridesmaid traditions in other cuItures...

 Bernadette : ...and they're all about getting naked and washing each other.

 Penny : She keeps trying to figure out if our cycles have synced up...

 Bernadette : We thought it would be easier to look at dresses one time without her.

 Bernadette : - I feel terrible. - I know, me too. We'll talk to her.

 Castle : Which makes sense for someone who used to cook the books.

 Castle : Well, it's all about New York now. The boys can take it from here,

 Castle : and we can pick up right where we left off before this whole thing came to us.

 Beckett : No, no, I mean, if this is about meth, then why wasn't he killed in New York?

 Castle : Right, right, right. Well, maybe the killer just did his homework.

 Beckett : He needed the helicopter to transfer the drugs out here.

 Beckett : that the drug problem's doubled over the past six months.

 Beckett : I'm sorry, Castle, but I think you should probably...

 Monica And Rachel : - What? - Okay, enough with the third degree!

I didn't know how to tell you. But, you know, everybody else knows.

 Beckett : Please. We just need to reach him. We know that he's in town.

 Beckett : You helped him because you knew that he was in danger,

 Beckett : My picture shouldn't be on the news. Not for this. Not this fast.

 Angelica : Yes, and I was so heartbroken when the poor boy died.

 Beckett : Were you aware that his real name was Wendell Dupree?

My bracelet, made out of pink diamonds that was worth over $4 million.

 Beckett : That's what's in the storage unit. That's why he was killed.

There is a $4 million diamond bracelet buried in my auction winnings.

Till Detective Beckett takes it from you and returns it to its rightful owner.

 Castle : Do you know how hard it is, even for me, to get reservations at...

Am I supposed to use one machine for shirts and another for pants?

 Alex : Which means a seven or eight when you're not trying to impress your doctor.

 Izzie : A complication from the LVAD surgery. We have to talk to Dr. Burke.

 House : Give her a banana. Monkey see, monkey barf. You smell vomit...

 Ross : You know what, you can go. l just have to fill out some forms.

Why, does it look like l'm having trouble with my misshapen claw?

 Gates : Everybody keeps score, Detective. Especially those downtown.

 Gates : Reg says you don't get your piece back until you re-qualify.

 Gates : How long did you expect me to let those folks tread water?

I'm sorry, sir, but with all due respect, those people aren't me.

 Gates : Look, I don't know what kind of shop Montgomery was running here,

 House : This is nothing short of idealized despair. Let other people wallow in it.

 Wilson : You've been here for two days! Talk about wallowing in it!

 Wilson : You're here to deal with that and get on with your life!

 House : Right! I should have an affair with a dying patient and move into a hotel.

 Wilson : You find fault in everybody because you're afraid to look at yourself.

 House : Thanks. I was running short on platitudes. You can leave now.

 Cameron : We tested Amy for about a dozen different agents, but they all came back negative.

 Cameron : And the way you're always watching out for her, and I see the way you look at her.

 Ellen : But one of the only things that I can feel okay about is that I never hit her.

 Anita : Didn't peg you as the midday fun kind of guy. So glad I was wrong.

 Foreman : He's got pictures of us. He's threatening to show your husband.

 Anita : I thought you said that guy was one of your best doctors.

 Joey : - What's the matter? - Monica's upset because of Klunkers.

 Park : She's a homeless girl who's captain of the volleyball team.

 Adams : You may have a fungal infection, you need that medicine.

 House : How about the reason that there's no reason. This is working fine for me.

 Robin : Would I picture you with a gay brother, that's awesome.

 Sheldon : No, I think I'll just go in this saloon and drink my troubles away.

 Rob : out of the blue, and wanted to meet and go over some financial issues.

Ms. Twohey was a bit frantic about getting them resolved quickly.

 Beckett : And you know what? Since Michelle only represented women,

 Beckett : see if any of the men she went up against threatened her.

 House : What if I didn't miss anything because there's nothing to miss?

 Wilson : Wait. You're getting mad at me for sticking up for you?

 House : You value our friendship more than your ethical responsibilities.

 Chase : I screw up, the patient dies, I'll never get another job.

So stick your head between your legs and go lick your wounds in Gstaad.

 Chase : You guys don't think it's weird House knew the patient needed a heart transplant...

 Chandler : Now, before we get started, are there any questions?

ls it true the reason you're in Tulsa is, you fell asleep in a meeting...

...and took the job without realizing what you were saying yes to?

All right, let's get started by taking a look at last quarter's figures.

-l'm sorry. Does the smoke bother you? -No. l smoked for years. Then l quit.

 Claudia : Yes, in Oklahoma it's legal to smoke in offices with 1 5 people or less.

 House : Whatever is attacking his lungs is attacking his nerves.

 House : No sensation in the left leg, abdomen, right arm. Technology's overrated.

 Foreman : That means the clean MRI of his brain means it's just affecting

 Foreman : wait until he leaves his room without his skin, sneak in, and take a piece.

 House : Kawasaki's disease, lymphoma, and sarcoidosis are all treatable.

And it could be 100 other things that aren't treatable. You've no idea.

 Beckett : Agent Glassman, we know that you had contact with our victim.

 Castle : Along with someone who bore a striking resemblance to you.

 Glassman : Trust me, Detective Beckett, you do not wanna go there.

You know, I'm gonna see if Captain Gates can talk to the Bureau.

 Castle : Maybe he stepped in the formaldehyde right before he stole the X5.

No, I mean, you know. I read a book, and there was a girl named Emily.

 Rachel : Sorry if that scares you, but if you wanna be with me, deal with that!

 Ross : If that scares you, tough! You'll have to deal with that.

 Alex : which will help with your breathing, but... it's not a cure.

 Beatrice : So this is the end of the line. That's what you're saying? I die now?

 Beatrice : and I want you to cut out everything that you can. As much as you can.

 Beatrice : I want as much time as you can give me, you understand?

 Daughter : Mom, I'm not eating any of that crap in the cafeteria.

 Beatrice : I'll have the nurse bring a menu by and we can have a picnic in bed.

Leading a 13 and 0 run to begin a seesaw battle right up to the end.

 Teacher : In five to ten years, cutting, as we know it, will be virtually obsolete.

 Teacher : A little less tension there, Chief. Watch your grip. There you go.

 Castle : That's what this is. They're abducting and selling people.

 Ryan : Not only that, but a couple of nights ago, the guy from across the street

 Esposito : Why don't you wake up the Registrar? See who bought this property.

 Sheldon : Priya has moved back to India to pursue her law career.

 Sheldon : Instead of desperately trying to keep this intercontinental relationship alive...

 Sheldon : I read recently about a fellow in Kansas with an enormous ball of twine.

 Leonard : ...that it's great that we're trying to make things work.

They'd say things like, "Love is stronger than the miles between you."

 Sheldon : When I rise to power, those people will be sterilized.

 Chase : There's a little mass here, and I'd like to get it checked out.

 Chase : Stress test, too. It's not angina. So why the shoulder pain?

Were you turning back to your long-abandoned faith in time of trouble?

 Chase : She was next up in the clinic. And I don't want your help.

...and not talk about what I'm wearing or where my career is going?

 Beckett : And there's no ID. Her fingerprints aren't in the system.

 Ryan And Esposito : No, no, no, no. - How do you even get in that position?

 Esposito : I don't know, but you should try that with your girlfriend, honey-milk.

 Esposito : As a matter of fact, I think I'm going to buy this for you right now.

 Beckett : What about the cuffs? - We found seven shops in Manhattan

 Beckett : Well, then have Evidence pull them and tell them I'm coming.

 Ryan : Look at him following her. Who's whipped, huh? Me or him?

 Castle : Is it all right if I get some cushions from the sofa for her?

 Castle : Hey, look, Dr. Quinn, the man just had a grand mal seizure,

 Sykes : because you think you can do whatever you want, whenever you want.

 Sykes : The ACLU would have my job, my license, maybe even my house

 House : Well, what do you have to lose by giving him the aspirin?

 House : If he has another attack and there isn't a doctor in the next cell,

 House : For one second, will you stop covering your ass and do the test?

 Sykes : just like every other place you've ever set foot in your life.

 Adams : I talk to prisoners, I know about exit taxes. You're clearly getting squeezed.

 Stuart : I like all kinds of music, but my favorite genre is free.

 Cameron : If she knew what we were planning, would she be okay?

 House : Only if he said no, but your urgent hovering means he said yes.

 Cameron : His fingers have nodules. I think his doctors misdiagnosed him.

 House : Or you sprinkled too much wishful thinking in your tea.

The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid.

The eagle, however, misconstrues this as an act of aggression...

The maitre d' asked if you'd reconsider switching to a smaller table.

You can't order until the entire party's arrived. Restaurant policy.

 Cuddy : We're doing all we can. We don't know what's wrong with him yet.

 House : Although I was kind of looking forward to landing this puppy myself.

 Cuddy : Or you're wrong and we're gonna start seeing neurological symptoms soon.

 House : It's just hard to show clumsiness when you're lying moaning in a fetal position.

 Penny : He said he'd help me set up my printer, but I guess I can wait.

 Sheldon : In what I can only perceive as a tactical move to destroy me...

 Hunt : when you were trying to get access to some information for research.

 Hunt : I killed his wife, Anna, a counter-intelligence operative,

 Castle : If this was about Alexis, why would he take the other girl?

 Hunt : Because if he just took Alexis, it wouldn't be international news.

 Hunt : You know, our only advantage is Volkov doesn't know I've found him.

 Mike : She's so much cuter than you, I don't know how you ever got her.

 Sheldon : You know, I say, next, we take on Koothrappali and his dog.

 House : but I don't have time to talk you out of your religion,

 Callie : It's a smaller program. Fewer residents, fewer distractions, more surgeries...

 Callie : ...and when I come home and ask you how your day went,

 Callie : you can actually tell me because I won't already know.

 Meredith : Thank you. But I think this is something I need to do by myself.

 Burke : The minister needs to see your vows before the wedding.

 Foreman : He'll be septic in a matter of days. Death by dermatitis.

 Rowan : - Where's Robert? - Uh, he has clinic duty this morning.

 House : No, he doesn't. I rescheduled you guys so you'd be free. Yeah, but he re-rescheduled himself.

 House : We all need help now and again. You're getting a consult.

 House : Okay. We've got new skin lesions, bigger and uglier. What would cause that? - My hand hurts.

 Rowan : What if his body worked so hard attacking the anthrax that it started attacking itself?

 Foreman : None of her other blood panels showed any sign of sickle cell, which means

 Foreman : either something's changed drastically since yesterday, or this isn't her blood.

 House : Right now Blackpoleon Blackaparte has got the nurses on red alert.

 House : So, come on, I'll draw the enemy fire, you outflank them

 House : You do realize that Blackaparte's reign is only temporary.

 Chase : I also realize that no matter what I do, you're still gonna treat me like crap.

 Foreman : Nurses called the attending as soon as a trocar was ordered.

 House : 38-year-old man spikes a fever and collapses during a speaking engagement.

Our patient makes a living telling men to behave more like women.

 Chase : Surprised you didn't throw psych symptoms into the differential.

Evolution doesn't work that way. You can't talk legs onto a fish.

 Chase : - Cephalic fibromuscular dysplasia? - Doesn't explain the fever.

 Park : If you don't think that's possible, you don't think relationships are possible.

 Park : Women are by far the biggest consumers of the self-help industry.

 Adams : - Maybe we start with a D-dimer? - Less invasive than the angiogram.

 Frank : The best thing for me to do is drop out of college and get a job.

 Beckett : The good thing is that Nicole is going back into rehab,

 Beckett : and her mom's gonna be there for her when she gets out.

 Martha : I'm going to open the Martha Rodgers School of Acting.

 Castle : Then wouldn't you call it the Chet Palaburn School of Acting?

that when you're opening a school, you use a great teacher's name.

 Martha : Oh, I am, however, going to commission a portrait to be done of Chet

 Beckett : into a financial decision that I will never have to make?

 Castle : You would use the money to honor your mother's legacy.

 Beckett : You just can't stay out of my personal life, can you?

 Castle : and all of his campaign contributors, some of whom can be boorish.

 Adam : No. No, Dan just kissed her once a couple weeks ago out at a bar.

Relax, I'll pay you with the money from the job I'll get. Thanks to you.

 Ross : When you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards.

 Greg House : and young do-gooders in love who get dragged out of their apartment

 Greg House : in the middle of the night should walk away clean.

 Greg House : I'm branching out from self-loathing and self-destruction.

 Monica : The best you got in high school was "Wet Pants Geller."

 Sheldon : Hold on. If you don't want to live with Leonard, why don't you just tell him?

 Penny : Well, you know how he is. He's sensitive and emotional.

 Penny : I don't know what else we can do but tell them the truth.

 Sheldon : I suppose there's no choice but to face the crying...

 Sheldon : ...angry accusations, and the high-pitched wails of despair.

 Bernadette : Those Chinese acrobats in Cirque Du Soleil made it look so easy.

 Howard : Honestly, if I could bend that far, what would I need with you?

 Bernadette : If you could bend that far, you'd be doing us both a favor.

 Sheldon : than find out of this is the year I finally touch a starfish.

 Sheldon : the tickets to go to waste, so take whomever you'd like.

 Sheldon : In case the turkey's dry and you need something juicy.

-Excuse me, can I help you with something? -Yes. I'm looking for Jack's parents.

 The Teacher : -Are you with one of the students? -I'm with Ben.

Right. Are you looking for Jack's parents to discuss his problems with Ben?

I think the parents should sit down together and have a conversation.

 Phoebe : We should sit down and talk. Me, my lover, Carol, and the Stings.

 Phoebe : -How will I get in touch with them? -Their number's on the contact sheet.

 House : Kutner was secretly a woman, that's why he killed himself.

 House : So is it regular radical, me radical or me-out-of-my-mind radical?

 Wilson : But while I had your blood sample, I checked Vicodin levels.

 Wilson : I know that you're afraid of the pain, but electroshock...

 House : Don't give me the cancer voice, that overly earnest tone.

 Wilson : You live but you damage the only thing you care about : 

I'm so glad you don't have a problem. If you did, I wouldn't apply.

 Goldberg : I'll try to keep you that way for as long as possible.

 Beckett : but Bronson may have been trying to communicate a message.

 Mccord : Look, we checked the government and military databases.

 Richmond : Six months ago he tried to publish an article called "Inside Dreamworld,"

 Richmond : I don't have the text. They've classified it. I have the title.

 Vilante : I'll call my contact at the Pentagon and see what he can dig up.

 Vilante : Mr. Castle, I understand your desire to be involved, but you...

Or was it pants? l didn't really see what happened below the ass area.

 Javier Esposito : Plus, the opening pyrotechnics could've covered a gunshot.

 Beckett : Well, that's assuming she was shot just as the show started.

 Beckett : All right, see if the crew saw anyone near this room around that time.

 Kevin Ryan : Already on it, but that's not the only way in here.

 Kevin Ryan : The crew guys like to prop it open so they can go out for a smoke.

 Castle : So either our killer got lucky and found an unlocked door...

 Lanie : I bet it was one of her backstabbing rivals that did this.

 Lanie : What? I watch the show. Odette was my favorite contestant.

 Lanie : Then a brush with death made her wake up and change her bad-girl ways.

Oh. I don't think black politicians lie more than white politicians.

 Senator : And when it happens, it's not just a... a bad politician.

 Chandler : ...and my Flock of Seagulls haircut was tickling her chin.

 Chandler : - It's the Miracle Wax! - It certainly is a miracle.

 Chandler : It's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice.

 Rachel : I'm sorry about last night. I really want to make it up to you.

 House : Herpes can live for short periods of time outside the body.

 House : Some politically correct doctors will tell you that it's impossible

 House : But they'll also tell you not to use the same bath towels

 House : to dry your crotch and your face during an outbreak. See the contradiction?

 House : or he could be cheating on you and just be happy to have an out.

 House : And since you both can't be innocent, you rutty jackass!

 Beckett : Why would you even ask tha That's not even the point.

 Beckett : The point is, I don't understand why he's acting like this.

 Beckett : Seven months ago, but I wasn't ready to hear that then.

 Burke : Or he's protecting himself by not taking more emotional risks.

 NOELLE : I can't do this without him. We have to get past this.

 NANCY at dinner with Derek : So tell me about the slutty girl. Fine, the slutty intern.

 DEREK : I've never been like this over a girl. Especially Addison.

Don't be bitter. Shame on Addison and all that, but he's Mark, Derek.

What did you expect? He's just Mark. And who hasn't gone there once or twice?

It wasn't a mistake. Nancy, it wasn't a mistake. It wasn't just one night.

 DEREK : It was months. They were together for months. Didn't you know that?

It's just messing with my feng shui here. What about over there?

 Park : Excess adrenaline can cause heart problems and seizures.

 Park : I thought I was here to treat the patients, not entertain you.

 House : It's equally boring, but it has the advantage of possibly being right.

 Wilson : If you ever hear me mention anything about wanting kids,

 Burke : I mean, is the art of retracting just too much for you?

 Meredith : You're doing great, Mr. Levangie. Just a little longer.

 Castle : We're just keeping her under wraps for now. This is my daughter.

 Beckett : What do you mean Aunt Theresa put it on her Facebook?

 Beckett : Hey, Espo. Do you believe everything that they write in the newspapers?

 Esposito : I mean, except for that thing between Castle and his ex-wife. I mean, it's...

It turns out that Claire was the one who ordered that limo last night.

 Beckett : Why would Claire order a limo to take her to Mandy's place?

 Esposito : I don't know. But I just got off the phone with Claire's roommate.

 Esposito : She said Claire's been going through some things the last couple of days.

 Ryan : I traced the printer's serial number to an electronics store in Midtown.

According to the extended warrantee, it belongs to a Ken Castor.

 Ryan : he was hit with a restraining order for stalking Mandy Sutton.

 House : Another reason I don't like meeting patients. If they don't know what you look like, they can't yell at you.

 House : I'm sorry. You need to vent. I understand. - Don't be condescending.

His shunt is patent, well-placed in the right lateral ventricle.

The E.K.G. shows a normal Q.R.S. with deep-wave inversions throughout both limb and precordial leads.

 Wilson : You're gonna run D.N.A. tests? Their son is deathly ill.

 House : I know. It's terrible. But the fact is, if I don't keep busy with trivial things like this,

 House : You killed him. If you don't get over it, you're gonna kill Mama, too.

 Cameron : Her alcoholism caused the pellagra. Maybe it also explains the vomiting.

 Cameron : internal bleeding, hypercalcemia, seizure, and pellagra are all back in.

 House : Your wife's doctor. Your son may have had the same condition she does.

And when you first start dating someone, everyone wants to know the same thing.

Zoey was married to this super rich, super creepy guy, called The Captain.

So when Zoey and I became friends, I was careful not to cross any lines.

 Zoey : Did you have a chance to pick up that box I left at my old apartment?

 Honey : The only people that are allowed to know are me, Zoey and her therapist.

 Marshall : Okay, listen, I think we've made great progress for today.

 Zoey : I think you hate me. I think you have some big problem with me,

 Ms. Payban : She spends most of her time in front of her computer.

 Ms. Payban : He brought Jordan's homework to the house when she was sick.

 Beckett : Well, if it's any consolation, I missed my prom as well.

 Lucas Troy : Sorry, I'm just trying to get this done for tomorrow's dance.

 Lucas Troy : At this point, the inside of my lungs are probably cerulean blue.

 Lucas : Madison's parents are insisting it go on in her memory.

 Lucas : Even after she's dead, everything's still all about her.

 David : But, well, now that we're together again, l don't ever want to be apart.

Yeah, l understand, but before you do, she really needs to hear this.

I'm not going to live in my mother's house for the rest of my life. I'm not a child.

 Howard : She was patting me on the back and I happened to burp.

 Penny : - Listen to me. He is never gonna leave. - I'm starting to think you're right.

 Howard : All right, I've had enough of this. I'm a grown man. I have a successful career.

 Howard : I will move out when I'm ready, and I don't need anyone badgering me into it.

 Howard : That was just for her benefit. I'll move tomorrow. I love you. Don't leave me.

 Cuddy : I hope your patient isn't still sick, forcing you to stay here all night.

 Thirteen : Ascending numbness means her nerves are breaking down.

 Foreman : We've gotta go. Let me finish, I'll meet you down there.

 Foreman : You were 15 minutes late yesterday. I don't want you to develop bad habits.

 Thirteen : but 15 minutes, give or take, isn't going to make a difference.

 Thirteen : Get started on your other patients, I'll be down there when we're done here.

 House : Way to know where your bread is buttered, sister. Up high.

 Taub : But if it's her nerves, it could be transverse myelitis.

 House : if her electrical problem is in her power station or in the high tension wires.

 House : Power station's the brain, wires are the nerves. Run an NCV test.

 Emmy : If I'm open about the gastric bypass, no one would listen to me anymore.

The patient rapidly deteriorated and now has severe congestive heart failure.

Pressors and vasodilators have not improved her condition whatsoever.

and preserved F.E.D./F.E.C. ratio and preserved D.L.C.O. as well.

Her MUGA had an ejection fraction of 19% with no focal wall motion abnormalities.

Heart catheterization revealed clean left, right and circumflex arteries.

 Cuddy : Uh, Dr. House, I'm confused by your time and date stamps.

 Cuddy : It appears that you put Carly on the transplant list before you did these tests.

 House : Look, if the tests had come back differently, obviously I would have taken her off the list.

 House : CAT scan revealed no tumors, and Dr. Wilson found no trace of cancer.

 Barney : And even though it's terrible and excruciatingly long,

 Barney : I expect you all to be there since we're such good friends.

 Barney : Unless, of course, you just want to admit that you were wrong...

 Esposito : Yo. CSU managed to find a print on the murder weapon.

 Slaughter : Found Trucco, turns out he's a fence, specializing in high-tech.

 Castle : You're going to the club? How long till you get there?

 Slaughter : What are you, Inspector Gadget? This is a gun, not a pen.

 Slaughter : You don't keep it in your desk, you strap it to your side.

 Bailey : You want to kill yourselves flying down a concrete mountain,

 Bailey : go to it. But there are other people walking, people driving,

 Jordan : And then last month, the first morning back after winter break,

 Jordan : saying I couldn't tell anyone that I'd seen her there.

 Jordan : Maybe she didn't want anyone to know that she actually studies.

 Jordan : Madison started messing with me and it just got worse from there.

 Beckett : So you pulled that stunt in the cafeteria to make her scared of you?

 Jordan : Then I wished for Madison to be dead, and the next thing I knew, she was.

 Beckett : Where were you between 8 : 00 and 10 : 00 p.m. Last night?

 Beckett : I've always wanted to leave the force and become an American Gladiator.

 Beckett : But it doesn't look like that's going to happen tonight.

 Beckett : That phone call to Hixton's wife came from the 500 block of Lexington.

 Beckett : He's a low-rent scam artist with a history of violence.

 Beckett : Last time I busted him, he was trying to grill-cheese a guy

 Esposito : Why would Hixton be writing checks to a character like that?

 Castle : So it's just a coincidence that you were with Jay Hixton

 House : Not paralyzing the thing risks not getting a clean MRI of its heart,

 House : which we need to save its life, which we need to do to save Emma's life.

 Cuddy : Must be easier to hear you might die than your baby might die.

 Leonard : Penny, if you promise not to chew the flesh off our bones while we sleep, you can stay.

It's the fallacy of extending someone's argument to ridiculous proportions...

Okay, since I'm obviously being ignored here, let's go over the morning schedule.

 Sheldon : ...is always oriented with the headboard away from the door.

"There's some experimental treatment that's not gonna work"? No.

She pulled me out of the labor room to ask me why I'm not with Rachel.

Look, we're not gonna be together just because we're having this baby.

I've known Chandler longer, so I think of him as my best friend. But now...

- It's great. He's an amazing guy. - Oh, well, obviously, I think so too.

What, are you kidding? I have had some very dirty dreams about this.

 Lanie : From the stippling and bruising, I'd say there was a struggle,

 Beckett : Okay, so maybe our killer forces Hixton to open the safe.

 Esposito : Hard to believe a little slip of paper's worth over 100 mil.

 Reginald Easley : Young man, I am a traditional English butler.

 Reginald Easley : Mr. Hixton came from an impoverished background.

 Reginald Easley : He found having hard currency around reassuring.

 Reginald Easley : He had a habit of buying everything in sight.

 Reginald Easley : No thought to how much money he was flashing around,

 Castle : In New York, that's like inviting someone back to your house to kill you.

I never know how long to wait in this situation before you can talk.

 Monica : I've indicated four cups of coconut and four cups of nuts...

 Mr. Ratstatter : Thank you for all the trouble you went through.

 Mr. Ratstatter : Listen, you didn't eat a lot of it while you were cooking, did you?

 House : You get married at 20, you're going to be shocked at who you're living with at 30.

A couple times. I tried following her home, but she gave me the slip.

 House : Something about not getting too uppity with normal folks who walk good.

 House : into an affair with a dying patient. Now a naughty nurse?

 House : How many more failed relationships are we both gonna have to deal with

 Wilson : It's amazing how you can not only know it's a relationship,

 Wilson : but that it's a bad relationship, based on nothing but nothing.

 Derek : The treatment requires the diseased portion of her brain

 Derek : Her brain's not fully developed, so the remaining neurons will compensate.

 Derek : Jamie could walk out of this hospital in a couple weeks,

 Derek : I thought you'd like to scrub in on the hemispherectomy.

 Cristina : - Actually, Izzie. Actually dead. - He's breathing. He has a heartbeat.

 Cristina : There's no one in there. Think like a doctor, Izzie.

 Derek : That's why we do a series of tests over a number of hours.

 Sheldon : You continue to underestimate my capabilities, madam.

 Penny : Okay, let me put it this way. If you're Leonard's friend...

 Penny : ...you will support him no matter who he wants to be with.

 Sheldon : ...why doesn't he have to support me in my hatred of Leslie Winkle?

 Sheldon : If only I could control everyone the way I control you.

 Sheldon entering : When the two of you reach a natural stopping point, I'd like to have a word.

 Will : - Want me to watch the monkey? - That's okay. Monkey comes with me.

 Beckett : Mr. Moran, I'm Detective Beckett. This is Richard Castle.

 Moran : - I thought you guys were cops. - He's consulting on the case.

 Beckett : We're here about Dr. Leeds, the man who operated on you.

 Beckett : Given how Leeds was killed, and given your knowledge of the organization,

 Beckett : we were hoping that you would be able to help identify the...

 Beckett : We can help, Mr. Moran. We can find the guys who did this.

 Moran : The duct tape, the bag. That was my MO. Don't you get it?

 Moran : They're sending a message to me. And if they got to the doc...

 Beckett : - "unmitigated disaster" mean anything? - What happened?

 Derek : Watch for vomiting, confusion and loss of consciousness, OK?

 George : I don't call him Big Jim. The family, they call him Big Jim.

 George : Really? Being Southern makes you stupid? He owns half of Alabama.

 Izzie : Yeah. And I bet he even washes his hands after he pees.

You're supposed to be up on the OBIG YN rounding up my patients.

 Alex : Oh, yeah, I got paged. 911. Pregnant mom. Car accident. Very serious.

I was going to ask you to scrub in, but you should stay with that pregnant lady.

 Bailey : Karev, go find your patient. Stevens, scrub in on Noah's patella fracture.

 Alex : The She-Shepherd just walks in and pulls me off surgery?

 Beckett : then how did he end up in this boat in the middle of the ocean?

 Esposito : So your boat was missing, but you didn't report that?

 Jenkins : Late 30s, I would guess. Tall, brown hair, big build.

 Shaw : The exact same outfit Conrad was wearing when we found him.

 Beckett : the one from our eyewitness accounts, led us straight to Ben.

 Beckett : with no idea that he was being blamed for three murders.

 Castle : for their connection to Ben Conrad, making him the perfect patsy.

 Castle : And then we come here, and we find exactly what we expect to find.

 Beckett : Meanwhile, our killer was right here, hidden in this secret room.

 Shaw : I'll get the evidence team down here. See what they can find.

 Buck : I needed to hear that myself. I needed to look him in the eyes.

 Beckett : So then Campbell couldn't have killed James, but then, who did?

 Beckett : Did he say anything to you when you were in his trailer?

 Buck : All I ever did for the guy was teach him how to play guitar.

 Castle : Everything we need to solve this murder is right there in that clip.

 Castle : That's why when the filmmaker asked James about his past,

 Castle : he automatically thought of his good friend, Buck Cooper,

 Sheldon : No. The X-Men were named for the X in Charles Xavier.

...I'm able to stay in the same room with them without urinating.

 Robin : Ted, this hydro bill is bigger than Louis Cyr's biceps.

 Ben Prosner : She took it for strep throat so she can't be allergic to it.

 Mrs. Bradberry : and now she's dying of an allergy she can't possibly have?

 Sheldon : Of course I do. The essence of the custom is that I now have to go and purchase...

 Sheldon : ...a gift of commensurate value and representing the same level of friendship...

 Sheldon : It's no wonder suicide rates skyrocket this time of year.

 Sheldon : No, it's too late. I see it. That elf sticker says "To Sheldon."

 Howard to Raj who is whispering in his ear : I know. It's funny when it's not happening to us.

- Sheldon, I am very, very sorry. - No, no. I brought this on myself...

 Sheldon : ...by being such an endearing and important part of your life.

 Tony : If you're looking for the Pilates studio, it's across the street.

 Mr Spock Cuckoo Clock : Live long and prosper. Live long and prosper.

 Sheldon : On the other hand, I care more about clocks than you do.

 Leonard : Yes. You're using chocolates as positive reinforcement...

 Robin : Can somebody please explain to me why the little girl act works on men?

He's always like, "Your colleagues will like you better if you like yourself better."

It's so embarrassing! I can't believe you let me go on like that!

 Phoebe : I snapped, okay? You weren't taking the class seriously.

 Wilson : If you don't tell Cuddy, I will go out there and tell her myself.

You're gonna tell her that you left coins out and you left her child unsupervised?

Rachel needs to be monitored for 24 hours to see that the dime passes.

 House : You're telling me to do the right thing while climbing out a window?

 House : How about I stay the night? And you can really thank me.

 Ross : What's the longest you've been in a relationship before...

 Ross : No! She's great. And it's not like we haven't done anything.

 Wilson : Yes. I was worried there was no way to stop that train.

 Denny : Do you know what kind of miracle it is that Derek is who he is?

 Denny : Do you know how rare it is that someone like him even exists?

 Denny : and if you don't come back from this, you will change who he is.

 Thirteen : Last neurologist found intermittent numbness in both arms

 Kutner : I meant the game. You think he's gonna keep all four of us?

 House : to put up superficial representations of a hypocritical season

 Thirteen : Therefore, he has no reason to say that unless it's true.

I liked you better 15 seconds ago when you were afraid for your job.

 Thirteen : Everyone lies. But there's an exception to every rule.

 House : Actually, there isn't. That's kind of what makes it a rule.

 Thirteen : The patient's mother died of breast cancer when she was seven.

 Ross : All right, I guess you can say she's a little spoiled sometimes.

It's just something Joshua said about V-necks, but you had to be there.

Even when I was little, the girls brought their dollies to my tea party.

Why'd you make a big thing out of everyone hanging out in the big apartment?

 Monica : 'Cause they took our apartment. I wanted to punish them.

 Phoebe : If you wanted to punish them, you should have just made them hang out here.

 Leonard : I just wanted to let you know that I posted my findings.

 Sheldon : Now the whole scientific community knows I was wrong.

 Sheldon : But that was just a ploy to get my face out of his armpit.

 Annie : I know you would never have done that if you were in control of yourself, but...

 Annie : Ever since I've known Scott, I've seen his left hand throw things,

 Annie : And that's when his hand slapped me, too, when I brought it to him.

 Thirteen : I'll check for any references associated with health issues.

 Wilson : Why is it always reasonable, in Houseland, to take an emotional problem

 Chase : Before the sleeping problems, did you have any trouble breathing,

 Foreman : The other condition is significantly more likely if...

 Foreman : If your wife has sleeping sickness, and we don't treat her,

All right then. They say no cheating, we cross off sleeping sickness.

Start her on I.V. chloramphenicol, 25 milligrams per kilogram, four times a day.

 Ross : So you know, I had my "older brother" talk with Chandler.

 Rachel : ...he'd know I had nothing better to do than wait for his invitation.

...and I'm gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels.

 Joey : But when I return 200 years from now, you'll be long gone.

 Joey : So you tell your great-great- granddaughter to look me up.

 Joey : I can't get to the copier. I'm thinking, "What do I do?"

So I just watch them have sex. And then I say... Wait, here's my line : 

 Phoebe : That was Leslie calling to see if we can get back together.

 Phoebe : ...ever since we were little. Our moms worked on the barge together.

 Castle : But it's a much better story if he is. You interview the brother?

 Harrison Tisdale : Hey, Mitch! Let's get these pallets on the truck.

 Beckett : We'd like to ask you some questions about your sister.

 Harrison Tisdale : Last time I saw her? About a month ago at Dad's.

 Harrison Tisdale : You know, she did everything she could to help that guy.

 Harrison Tisdale : Even brought him around here once to see if I could get him a job.

 Harrison Tisdale : I don't know. Maybe if I'd helped him, things would be different.

 Castle : Now that she's dead, your inheritance stands to double.

 Harrison Tisdale : What are you suggesting? You already caught the killer.

 Beckett : Yeah, we did. But the first thing his lawyers will do is

 Beckett : shift suspicion to someone else, someone with motive.

And then they'll stick me on the stand and ask me why I didn't investigate.

 Beckett : but where were you the night of your sister's murder?

 Ted : Can anyone here tell me what this class is really all about?

 SIGHS Should I be worried about your commitment to our engagement?

See, this wouldn't happen if you just let me announce our engagement.

 Castle : Well, so long as you don't mind this sort of thing happening.

 Beckett : And it only gives me more material to torture you with.

 Castle : I know I told Alexis I was finished, but I haven't really quite, um...

 Castle : No. But in my defense, what am I supposed to write? It's Pi.

 Mahoney : You try to transfer the weight, you'll set off the bomb.

Put any kind of protective gear on her, you'll set off the bomb.

 Mahoney : Meantime, Detective, sit tight. I'll check back with you soon.

 Beckett : Castle, please, there is no reason to put yourself in danger.

 Castle : according to you, you felt nothing for me when we first met,

 Beckett : You know what, Castle, forget it. I'm not going down that path.

 Castle : If you admit to me you had feelings for me when we first met.

 House : No need to test her again. But we can check Prince Charming.

 House : And another beer when you get a chance. I'm celebrating.

 Foreman : He insists he's never cheated, must have gotten it from her.

 House : If he's not actually guilty, I wasn't right, I was lucky.

 Foreman : House, you made a brilliant deduction about her heart.

 Joey : - I can't believe what I'm hearing. - Can't believe what I'm hearing

We've proved that we are hot, okay? So why are you obsessed about this?

 Chandler : To get past the beginning and still want to be around each other...

 Luca : Next thing I know, I get a call from some guy saying he could help.

 Castle : He tells you to meet him under the bridge, but it's a setup.

 Esposito : It dead-ended at a private account in the Cayman Islands.

You know, this guy might be using that alias to withdraw his cash,

 Becket : was opened using a server at the Midtown Library branch.

 Esposito : Especially since most libraries don't have security cameras.

 House : Your stock price will be completely cured once you sign this.

 House : It says that you're healthy, you're going back to work,

 House : and you're signing the lease that officially moves the company to China.

 Ainsley : He just woke up. Dad, you don't have to deal with this right now.

 Ainsley : If this is really about family, you will not do this.

 Esposito : she's been making weekly cash deposits of five grand.

 Beckett : I take it she didn't make it selling Girl Scout cookies.

 Esposito : when she missed the pitch meeting with Margo on her fashion line.

 Esposito : Credit card charge puts her at a dive bar in Brooklyn called The Last Stop.

 Beckett : instead of at the most important meeting of her life?

 Ryan : Tomorrow's going to be the least romantic Valentine's Day ever.

 Ryan : after her fight with Penelope and before showing up at Margo's.

 Ryan : She didn't make any calls, didn't answer any calls, sent no texts,

she didn't even log on to her e-mail or any other online accounts.

 Castle : As in the country off the southeastern coast of Africa

 Leonard : - Uh, when will Stuart be back? - I don't know. He went out for coffee.

 Sheldon : ...that includes a Nobel Prize and cities named after me.

 Sheldon : All four wisdom teeth fit comfortably in my mouth without need of extraction...

 Sheldon : ...and my bowel movements run Iike a German train schedule.

 Robin : I mean, did she really think that your college girlfriend

 Robin : Well, if she's so sweet, maybe she should have ted's babies.

 Marshall : - Dude, it's just a wedding toast. - I know. I want it to be great.

 Marshall : Obviously, this goes without saying but, you won't tell Lily about any of this?

 Raj : Actually, I've never had three dates with the same woman.

 Leonard : No, she was pretty clear about wanting to keep her options open.

 Sheldon arriving : I have something to announce, but out of respect for convention...

 Sheldon arriving : ...I will wait for you to finish your conversation.

 Leonard : The cultural paradigm in which people have sex after three dates.

 Sheldon : Well, this is very exciting, and I wanted you to be among the first to know--

I thought we could go down to Times Square and pick up some ninja stars.

 Frank : My friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.

 House : Raised by a lunatic mother and abandoned by his father.

 Wilson : If you really wanted me to do nothing with this information,

 Wilson : House, I'm not naive. I realize that this thing could go very badly,

 Wilson : but the point is my son wants to meet me, and I want to meet him.

 Esposito : Meet Mr. Norton Grimes, who recently had the privilege

 Esposito : of doing two years for drug trafficking at Franklin Correctional.

 Beckett : That's what the money was for. Mexico is cocaine central.

 Ryan : Medina was in bed with a drug trafficker, and it got him killed.

I got two uniforms posted out back in case he decides to rabbit.

It happened today, right after I gazed into the face of the mummy.

 Beckett : So where did the Warners get it, and why are they denying its existence?

 Castle : I think I know who wanted it. And who attacked you boys.

 Ryan : You think it's the diamond industry who sent in the clowns?

 Esposito : But given the international nature of the diamond industry,

 Castle : Just the kind of guy a diamond cartel would hire for their dirty work.

He must've cut his losses once he knew we had secured the diamond.

 Esposito : I still don't get why the Warners had a man-made stone in the first place.

I bet that phone thing was some sort of mix-up. I'm gonna call them.

You know what? We are interesting, funny people with good questions.

 Amy : Bernadette just asked about my sexual encounter with you.

 Derek : Um, give me 50 mannitol and 20 of furosemide. What's her pulse?

 Derek : Oh, God. Clot's already evacuated. All right, everybody.

 Derek : There is no spontaneous brain activity and she isn't going to wake up.

 Derek : As far as we can tell, the baby's fine, but... that's not the point.

 Mr. Thomas : What if we kept Kendra alive? Could the baby live?

 Mr. Thomas : Are you part of this family? Do you have a daughter?

 Brad : You know, even with all these cuts, I don't feel any pain.

 Brad : I swear, I have the highest pain threshold of anybody I know.

 Will : God! If I could say something to that guy and not get fired...

 Bailey : Uh, I'm happy for you that you're not feeling much pain

 Bailey : But there are a great many people in this hospital in a great amount of pain.

 Bailey : See, they have bullets in their bones, in their chests, and in their brains.

That's real pretty. Wait a minute. Don't I get to see the bedroom?

We're still on this side of the door. But I didn't get to see it.

 Thirteen : Why are we assuming he's lying and she's telling the truth?

 Foreman : Because she's a successful, happily married consultant,

 Thirteen : Why didn't she tell us a co-worker puked on her shoes

 Foreman : Because it's medically irrelevant. He was drunk, she was sick.

 House : Oh, no, wait, the non-subtextual thing she was saying, why that?

 Thirteen : not some imaginary issue that you think Foreman and I have.

 Howard : If I may abruptly change the subject, did you and Penny finally...? You know.

 Leonard : Tell your genitals what I do with Penny is none of their business.

...and an apology pie from Penny to make up for what you've done to me.

 Esposito : But it still doesn't tell us who Jesse's partner is.

 Beckett : Do any of the witnesses remember who Jesse was hanging out with?

 Esposito : Not yet. But we're still reconstructing his movements

 Leann : I'm here at Boylan Plaza on Day 36 of the TakeOver! protest.

 Ross : And now I have a broken foot. I have no monkey and a broken foot!

 Rachel : You want me to break my foot too? I'll break it right now.

 Ross : ...oblivious to people's monkeys or to people's feelings and

 Joey : Of course you do. I saved him. You're mad at me. It adds up.

I'm glad you saved Ross in the car backfire. But it could've been a bullet.

 Chandler : You'd risk your life for Ross before you would for me.

 House : Does the word "fired" have some whole other definition that I'm not aware of?

 Foreman : If we don't figure out what's wrong with her, she's got days, not years.

 Taub : Unfortunately, none of our other choices are any better.

 Foreman : Or mastocytosis, which can cause systemic shock and kill her in days.

 Foreman : Actually, a cancer diagnosis would be good news right now.

 Chandler : Look, you have done enough. You have to stop this now.

 Monica : For dinner music, I thought we could listen to that tape that you made me.

 Sheldon : ...people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would call a coincidence.

 Sheldon : Evenly distributed amongst brown, white, free-range, large, extra-large and jumbo.

 Park : No. I think you were fighting the urge to snap the word "no"

 Chase : and if I don't snap it's offensive for the exact same reason?

 Park : No spores, clostridium, or organic toxins in the kitchen samples.

 Adams : We need to scope him and we're gonna need to clear his bowel first.

 Dominika : When you invite me for dinner, I thought maybe you take me to a restaurant.

 Sheldon : ...one of the great American trains operating on one of the classic American routes.

...of Costcos, Jiffy Lubes and cinder block homes with above-ground pools.

 Sheldon : Are you completely unfamiliar with the suspension characteristics...

 Sheldon : ...of a pre-1980 Pullman-built Superliner Deluxe passenger coach?

 Rachel : Since I was humiliated and yelled at in front of my friends...

 Rachel : ...I'm just, I don't know, not in a very museum benefity kind of mood.

 Ross : So is it gonna be, like, I'm abandoning you while you're upset?

- You're not upset about the yelling. - Right. And the humiliating.

Then you realize it's annoying because they remind you of what you're not,

 Deb : You really think I've been in love all these years with a symptom?

 Kutner : You may notice a change in him, as his condition improves.

 Kutner : If you just stick it out, I think he'll bring Foreman back.

 Taub : Funny how the two people in the room who think relationships are easy

 Kutner : That's why I think if you find something that could be good,

 Thirteen : His spleen is fine. Just some insignificant traces of minor bugs.

 House : Why do people suddenly find religion when they have kids?

 Daniel : The fact that you're railing about it doesn't make a lot of sense.

 Amy : ...playing intergalactic make-believe, he and I have plans.

 Amy : ...to find out what shots they recommend for travel to Orange County.

 Sheldon : ...was not designed for either one of us to get our way.

 Sheldon : The fact that the right way is also my way is a happy coincidence.

 Sheldon : ...running around a bunch of pretend planets battling made-up monsters?

 Sheldon : - That's for babies. - Yeah, but it's got lightsabers.

 Esposito : If I threw that away, then I wouldn't even deserve you.

Prairie dog's gonna kill us! We're gonna be killed by a prairie dog!

 Castle : I'm starring in my own action movie. This is the best night ever.

 Beckett : You're telling me that this was handed to you by a concerned citizen?

 Castle : This is probably one of those times where I shouldn't keep talking.

 Castle : The recording you are about to hear will provide incontrovertible proof

The past few days, people have been avoiding me and giving me weird looks.

Maybe. But that doesn't explain why they keep taking my scissors.

That's weird. There's nothing funnier than almost killing a guy.

 Foreman : Yeah. Well, see, we tend to have nitric oxide deficiencies.

 Foreman : - You think this is a tan? - You think they tell you everything?

 Patient : Well, how about them cheap meningitis drugs they're pawning off in Africa?

 Patient : - Gonna tell me that ain't racism? - That's just greed.

Be one of the few black men who live long enough to collect social security.

How is she gonna handle this financially? How is she gonna juggle work?

Does she realize she's not gonna have a date again for the next, like, 18 years?

Unless they're playing ''This ls What My Sister Would Look Like.''

-l'm gonna go to the bathroom. -Well, you put down the toilet seat.

l can't believe you're moving in together. l'm happy for you guys.

l could picture myself walking down the aisle in a wedding dress...

 Phoebe : ...that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way.

 Castle : Excuse me, monsieur, perhaps it would help me to... How you say...

 Castle : Catch up with the rest of the class if I was able to look at their assignments.

 Castle : Ah, excuse me. One of the other students would like your attention.

I've figured out who sent the text. Guy's name is Alistair Durcoyne.

 Castle : The grammatical structure in the text "I got ways for to make you dead"

 Castle : is a direct match to his homework assignment where he wrote,

 Beckett : Good job, Castle. I'll have Ryan and Espo take it from here.

 Beckett : and that I had no idea that you were going undercover.

 House : He's angry because I want him to live longer. Who wouldn't be?

 Thirteen : It was probably the most selfless thing anyone has ever done for me.

 House puts The Interferon Syringe In Joe's Iv : It's hiding all your secrets by producing cryoglobulins

 House puts The Interferon Syringe In Joe's Iv : so the Hep C tests come back negative.

 House puts The Interferon Syringe In Joe's Iv : Now, I could look for all the associated toxins,

 House puts The Interferon Syringe In Joe's Iv : but the plasmapheresis got rid of those.

 House puts The Interferon Syringe In Joe's Iv : So, basically, you've got a disease,

 House puts The Interferon Syringe In Joe's Iv : but there's no way to prove it.

 House puts The Interferon Syringe In Joe's Iv : It's pretty cool, huh?

 House : This is interferon. It delays the onset of rigor mortis.

 Foreman : The reason you hated Masters from the moment you saw her...

 Foreman : Don't try to change the subject. Did you sleep with her?

 Taub uncomfortable : No wonder he's in jail. Anyone who would do that has no shame.

 Chase to Foreman : Or maybe he tried to sleep with her, and she shot him down.

 Foreman : So you're holding a grudge because she chose a different school?

 Taub : You want him squirming around? We'll have to do it twice.

 Taub : The bit about his abusive father is probably all made up.

 Taub : They're not tumors, maybe some kind of injury or inborn defect.

 Masters : The dark spots could be brain damage from oxygen starvation.

 Taub : The antibiotics will make her feel better, she's out of here by morning.

 Taub : She has sleeves of tattoos and piercings from God knows where.

 Taub : She has muscle weakness, could indicate myasthenia gravis.

 House : I had the weirdest dream, you guys did the test in a reasonable amount of time

 House : her breathing's improving and the weakness is in her extremities.

 Taub : I don't think sabotaging your boss' office is a wise counterattack.

 House : All that is needed for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing.

 Kutner : She probably used a lot of Botox to tighten up her skin.

 Taub : I don't think replacing that was part of the renovation plans.

Lucky for us, we can treat all those toxins with the same thing, chelation.

 Best Man : I remember when Barry got home from his first date with Rachel...

 Best Man : its not a lot of women would've had the guts to come back here tonight

 Best Man : and even fewer, who would do it with their asses hanging out!

 Rachel : Why are you adding, why are you adding, why are you adding, why are you adding?

 Ross : uh and uh, I'd just like to say that it did take a lot of courage for Rachel to come here tonight.

 Sophia : It's okay, Rick, I don't mind. In fact, I want you on this case.

 Sophia : Bringing you and Beckett on board was not a popular decision.

 Sophia : And after what happened with Blakely, I had to make a stand.

 Sophia : I know you'll just keep digging no matter what I say. It's your nature.

 Maddox : You have some sensitive information about my employer.

 Maddox : I'm going to put Kate Beckett in the ground once and for all.

 Fowler : My people will be in place watching every move you make.

 Beckett : Wow, you sound like you are getting a lot of writing done.

 Castle : Do you do all your interrogations in bed, Detective Heat?

 Ellie : Has he read anything about me that would make him think

 Ryan : I had to ask Jenny's half-brother, Nelson, to be my best man.

 Castle : You do not want to start a marriage with a family feud.

 Castle : I didn't want it to, but it looks like we have no choice.

 Castle : That is the smell of hopes, dreams and endless opportunities.

 Ryan : Not to be confused with cigarette smoke, day drinking and desperation.

 Amber Volakis : House, what are you doing? You can barely walk.

 James Wilson : Is that it? The flu? Is there any rare complication?

 Raj : but forever separated by the celestial river of the Milky Way.

 Raj : Vega cries so hard that all the magpies in the world fly up

 Raj : and create a bridge with their wings so the two lovers can be together

 Gates : If the police aren't involved, then who's making the drop?

 Anwar : My wife has a sister living in Paris. Her husband will do the exchange.

 Harris : There are security cameras covering that portion of the Seine.

 Sheldon : Please understand, I don't hold you responsible for your behavior.

 Sheldon : From an evolutionary standpoint, you're a slave to your desire to reproduce.

 Sheldon : ...when you feel possessed by amorous intent, may I suggest...

 Sheldon : ...you suppress it by leafing through this illustrated book...

 Sheldon : So does this fellow, but he can't without it burning like hot soup.

 Castle : Oh, I don't know if anything's gonna compare to the first.

 Castle : Beckett, I think your crime scene's making a run for it.

 Castle : Captain, we're investigating the murder of one ofyour ship's dancers.

 Captain Ziering : I'm under orders from headquarters to get underway.

Are you telling me Iconic Cruise Lines is trying to cover up a murder?

 Beckett : Stop this ship, or I will charge you with obstruction.

 Captain Ziering : But you know as well as I do that by the time you activate them,

 Captain Ziering : they're sending a boat to pick you up in about an hour.

 Captain Ziering : I've been instructed to order the crew not to cooperate with you.

 Beckett : so don't tell them that you're working with the police.

 Beckett : If anyone knows anything about this ship, it's gonna be them.

 Robin : Unless he's a clown, and she's in the trunk of his car.

 Robin : for "sad little guy who works way too hard to get laid".

 Barney : - Woman, you best check yourself. - On the bright side,

 Lily : What's the worst thing they could possibly drink right now?

Okay. Okay. But just, before you kill me, there's one thing you should know.

 Castle : Who are you? And what do you know about the last will of Theodore Rose?

 Castle : That's the symbol from Susannah's board. She was here.

 Kenny : Whoa, wait a minute. You won, man. You can put the sword down now.

 Castle : Not until you tell me who you are and why you killed Susannah Richland.

 Castle : Susannah was stabbed through the throat with a double-edged saber.

 Kenny : I'm sorry, I'm a little lost here. Did they change the script?

 Taub : Looks like it was a vascular malformation. The Grogan baby is better.

 Interviewer : So do you have any other questions about advertising?

That's funny. When you said ''unpaid,'' it sounded like you said ''unpaid.''

 Beckett : if you didn't have anything to hide, you would've stayed.

 Low : There was so much blood. All I could think to do was escape.

 Low : The convicts I work with tell me horror stories about the police.

 Castle : Mock all you want. Our good Father knows what that paper is.

 Royce : Listen, I just stopped by to say thanks again for the bounty assist,

 Ryan : was shipped from Thailand to a spy shop on Fifth Avenue.

 House : thanks to all the crap that's been pushing its way in between them.

 House : The body absorbs iron from food but can't process it, can't get rid of it.

 House : Although, if you'd stayed off the meat like your mom said,

gonna have to get his blood drained every few months for the rest of his life.

That's why I did so bad on this test. I'm having a hard time concentrating.

You look so good. When you wear that tight little turtleneck sweater...

 Ross : In spite of what may be written on the backs of these chairs.

 Leonard : Bernadette does the same thing with you and Koothrappali.

So l haven't been in a relationship that lasted longer than a month.

All these people were in movies together. It's much different with plays.

 Joey : The rule is when two actors are actually doing it off-stage...

-What? But you saw the show. -It was very offensive to my people.

 The Dry Cleaner : Russians. It showed them as terrorists and villains.

 The Dry Cleaner : He brings us a lot of clothes. You bring nothing!

But in Air Force One, okay, the Russians were terrorists and evil!

 Joey : And plus, he kills a bunch of them. That's offensive to Russians.

I've been coming here since I was a kid. This used to be my grandma's.

 Lindsey : She's so focused on work, she doesn't have anything left for you?

 Castle : That's a rather unusual question for a divorce attorney to ask.

And these are my "Don't you want to rent me this apartment?" pants.

Charging clothes to your dad doesn't qualify as making it on your own.

 Jill : -So who made her queen of the world? -I would love that job!

 Penny : Well, Sheldon, you're his friend. Friends give each other presents.

 Howard : Try telling him it's a non-optional social convention.

 Sheldon : Question, how am I going to get Leonard a present before the party?

 Sheldon : I could wrap up an order of mee krob and a couple of lottery scratchers.

 Penny : Okay, let's do this. I will drive Sheldon to get a present.

 Penny : And then, Raj, you bring the stuff across the hall and start setting up.

 George whispers to Meredith : This never would've happened before the elevator.

 Bailey : You can do sutures while you get over your newfound fear of scalpels.

 Bailey makes a face : Go get yourself a banana bag IV, put it in your arm and then find me.

 Bailey makes a face : Do not speak to any more patients, do not practice any medicine.

Unless you drank the whole bottle, you'll be sober in a few hours.

 Bailey : Then you can assist with the many mangled victims here.

Ten years of marriage. I didn't even get to finish my damn lobster.

Normally, Amanda would be upset to find me pressed up against another woman.

 George : - You two weren't traveling together? - No. We just met.

 Tom : - Bit of an awkward introduction. - You have very nice pores.

 Castle : Oh, she and Captain America are in there with Fred Cana.

 Tom : Made the leap from organized crime to legitimate businessman

 Fred : Esposito and his old partner tried to touch him a few years back.

 Ryan : Come on. Take a walk, all right? He's not worth it. Man.

 Beckett : - What the hell was that all about? - He works for Victor Racine.

 Sheldon : In our ragtag band of scientists with nothing to lose...

 Penny who is inside the apartment : Oh, it's about time. I'm starving.

 Penny : Oh, no. You didn't trade the food for magic beans, did you?

 Sheldon : Of course not. And, technically, magic beans would be food.

...and have a giant beanstalk which would provide roughage for a small city.

Josie Lang's album was accessed at 11 : 45 the night of the party.

 Esposito : Why would he torch his car if he didn't use it to dump her body?

We gotta be missing something here. So let's just go over it again.

 Beckett : so that Tyrese wouldn't realize that it was even taken.

 Castle : All we have to do is figure out which one of the guests

 Dance Instructor : Rock one, two, three, four, step. Nice. Good.

 Regina : Did you guys not get the guest list that we sent over?

 Masters : But we still need to explain the bleeding in his GI tract.

 Harvey : We're getting unconfirmed reports that pop diva Mandy Sutton is dead at 22.

 Castle : She was a regular teen by day and a crime-fighting pop star by night.

 Harvey : Detective, can you confirm for us that Mandy Sutton's dead?

 Harvey : Is it true that you're getting back together with your ex-wife?

 Kevin Ryan : Yeah, penthouse. Doorman found her just before 6 : 00 this morning.

 Lanie Parish : Given her lifestyle, you'd think. But this is plain old-fashioned murder.

 Lanie Parish : The facial lacerations probably happened with the fall.

 Lanie : Lividity puts it between 9 : 00 and 11 : 00 last night.

 Javier : The doorman said that the limo dropped her off at the lobby

 Ted : Actually, I do have a standing invitation from The Captain

Does it matter? You'll just die or divorce or blow your pet's head off.

Rachel, I got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys

If not, I can learn how to do a bikini wax with leftover Christmas candles.

 Ross : You're at work, you're assembling bones, your mind wanders.

You've planned out the next 20 years. We've dated for six weeks!

 Sheldon : I wonder what kind of infection you'll come home with.

 Phoebe : And he lived a full life. He was in the first wave at Omaha Beach.

 Rachel : Ross was getting sick last night, and Emma may have caught it.

 Joey : -What's the matter with Rog? -It's a little thing. I hate that guy!

Listen, you're gonna talk to your mother and you're gonna fix this.

 Bernadette : Or that thing I said I was gonna do to you when you got home...

Oh. Yes, it is. There's a loophole in the relationship agreement.

 Sheldon : You brought me my comic books when I wasn't feeling well.

 Sheldon : This isn't me just wanting to go on the trip to Las Vegas.

 Castle : Well, if you shoot me, who's gonna help you follow this lead?

So, then, what happened to "reckless, immature, self-centered jackass"?

 Esposito : I had some buddies from the service volunteer for intelligence ops.

He comes to the park two or three times a week, looks for games.

 Man : But if you want to know about this guy, you should talk to Jani.

 Man : Him and your guy been spending a lot of time together lately.

All right, notify all precincts, including the boroughs. Thank you.

You know, I was thinking about how to track down this mystery woman.

There's also a climbing wall feature in the back here, that's not a...

- Great minds think alike, I guess. - Next thing you're gonna do

Said she was pretty sure that the family lived in this building.

 Beckett : We're wondering if you recognized anyone in this photograph.

 Castle : - Were they tenants here? - Can I ask what this is about?

Well, that's the finals, and I think she's gonna go all the way, sir.

What's going on, Bing? Does your wife have a problem with me or something?

 Doug : I saw the way she looked at you, and there was no love there.

 Chandler : What would really help me through this tough time is choking someone.

 Beckett : you needed her out of the way, and you were running out of time.

 Sierra : - No. No. I didn't kill her. - Right, you just drugged her

 Sierra : when she said Wyatt sabotaged her photo shoot. He did.

 Sierra : It's like an open secret with the girls. You give Wyatt what he wants,

 Sierra : he gives you great shots. If you don't, he can ruin you.

 Sierra : She told me she had a plan. I figured she was gonna give Wyatt

 Sierra : I just told her, "It's not the worst thing in the world," you know.

 House : Fight with the kid sitting next to you? He doesn't sit next to me.

 House : Interesting. Sounds like one of those symptom thingies.

 Chandler : If you said, "Big lima bean bubbling up," would she know the difference?

 Lawrence Kutner : Prescription diet pills, SSRIs, amphetamines.

 Chris Taub : Diet pills cause structural damage to the mitral valve,

 James Wilson : She'd have to be an addict to take enough for her to damage her heart. I'd know.

 Eric Foreman : We have to warm her back up, get her heart beating so we can do a CT to confirm.

 Greg House : Crack her chest open. Reach a finger inside the pulmonary vein,

 Greg House : I've ever implied something negative about a blow-up doll.

 Beckett : I mean, that was the exact machine that we were looking for.

 Beckett : Right in the building where Marie and her ex-boyfriend worked.

 Beckett : And look for any other devices that cause the same injuries.

 Lanie : Not the answers I was looking for, instead, just more questions.

 Castle : What could you possibly be looking for by probing up there?

What are we, three hours out of Seattle and still he infects everything.

 MARK : - I thought it was time for a change. - You can't do this. You can't be here.

 MARK : - Thought you left me for Derek. - I left New York because of him.

 CHRISTINA who is poking around Meredith's stomach : - So who's the father? - I'm not pregnant.

 MEREDITH : - I'm not pregnant. - Don't know who the father is, do you?

 MEREDITH : It would have to be Derek's. There's no way it could be Finn's.

 Castle : Looks like Menendez isn't the only one unhappy about last night.

 Mason Wood : after the way you conducted yourselves last night.

 Mason Wood : Lacking the sophistication we expect from any potential member.

for thinking that either ofyou could ever have filled Phillip's shoes.

 Kendall : No, give me another chance. I will find Phillip's killer.

 Castle : She won't. She's been two steps behind me this whole time.

 Castle : I have the address to the prop master's cousin in San Pedro

 Castle : who kept two of the last prop knives for himself as souvenirs.

It's a casting director my mother wanted to have a meeting with.

 Monica : Do you want some shortbread? It's Scottish, like you are.

Oh, no, thanks. I don't like anything from my Scottish heritage.

Well, it's just that my entire family was run out of Scotland by...

It sounds to me like your family's ready to rediscover its Scottish roots.

 Leonard : Sheldon just sent me a picture of him and Bill Nye getting smoothies.

 Leonard : but what you have to remember is that he's not doing it on purpose.

 Ryan : and I've sent his photograph to all the hotels in our database.

 Esposito : Yeah, but the trouble is he uses aliases in order to stay off the DEA's radar.

 Ryan : They've tried. Something about freedom of religious expression.

 Esposito : Detective Beckett's working an angle right now, sir.

 Caroline : I want the world to know what a monster this man is.

 Caroline : I heard Campbell swear he'd get revenge, no matter how long it took.

 Phoebe : Thank you all for being here to witness this blessed event.

 Castle : Right. So if we are the Enterprise, that means Gemini is...

 Blaine : I am so sorry to bother you, sir, but I'm, like, your number one fan.

 Castle : - When you were in the little girls' room. - I was gone for like a minute.

Would you like the CliffsNotes or, in this case, the CastleNotes?

 Beckett : Castle, how do you know you didn't miss something important?

 Beckett : According to her husband, she ran away a whole two weeks

 Castle : Three years happily ever after, she disappears again. Comes back.

 Castle : Lather-rinse-repeat three times. No indication of where she went.

 Ted giving the toast : But they succeeded in getting lily into her dress.

 Ted giving the toast : A million things I could tell you about lily and marshall,

 Ted giving the toast : But really, the only thing you need to know is

 Ted giving the toast : They still couldn't spend a single night apart.

 Nikki : OK, I guess it could have said, "Don't leave the house today

 Bailey : Ms. Ratlin, you have no sign of wounds from lightning.

 Nikki : A big, like, branch or limb. Whatever. Same difference.

 Bailey : No, actually, medically, it isn't the same difference.

 Bailey : And it would be helpful if from now on you told us the whole truth.

 Nikki : My boyfriend loves that tree. He's totally going to freak out.

 George : Chief? There's a Ms. Warner down in Admitting. She's asking for you.

 George : And she had a TIPSS procedure last month for esophageal varices.

 Montgomery : If Brian and his family are involved, then there's gotta be a connection,

and the security company says that nobody left the night of the murder.

Zack's email account, the one Tommy used to ask Brian for a donation.

 Beckett : So, Benjamin Morris finds out that his son is being blackmailed,

 Beckett : And what about Brian Morris? Is he a patient of yours?

 Beckett : His father called you seven times in a two-hour period on Tuesday.

 GEORGE : That's Izzie's locker. She ate a lot. Said it kept her energy up.

 DEREK : all of a sudden, in a split second, your life changes forever.

Straight tequila, really? You are going to be sorry in the morning.

 MEREDITH : but tomorrow I start my first day of work so keep them coming.

 Izzie : - You gonna live with your mom? - I was supposed to be saving money

 Ross : That pillowcase thing, I thought you were doing The Flying Nun.

I hope Ross didn't think we left because we were uncomfortable here.

 Rachel : -Wait a minute. I do that too. -I know, it drives me crazy.

 Stuart : If you're hungry you can eat your takeout; nobody touched it.

 Leonard : No, last time that old lady in the park kept screaming,

 Strange old man : Oh, I rented a room from your neighbor, the tall guy...

 Blaine : Looks like he was smart enough to send someone expendable.

 Castle : Why should I tell you? You're just gonna kill me anyway.

 Blaine : Yeah, but I can kill you slow or I can kill you fast. It's up to you.

 Joey : Apparently, he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered people.

 Joey : -You'd think you would've known that. -You'd think I would've.

 House : Just another way of saying it's rhabdo. Fifty-nine minutes.

 Cameron : Parents are architects. They're working on a project in Shanghai.

 House : Could you be sitting any further away from Chase and still be in the same room?

 House : Isn't it annoying when everybody in the room knows something you don't?

 Foreman : Maybe this is House's way of telling you to talk to her.

God, it's 8 : 00! We're supposed to meet the gang at the bar to celebrate.

 Marshall : God. Okay, listen. When we meet them, we have to keep it together.

 Marshall : - Can you keep it together?! - No, I can't keep it together!

 Marshall : I know. Okay? I don't like it either. It's like I have

 House : Sorry I didn't call first. I just flew back from my conference.

 Marshall : I'm about to graduate and take some sellout corporate law job,

 Marshall : And without that fiero, I'm just another guy in a suit.

 Lily : She and I were jonesing for thai food from this one place.

 Meredith : Yeah. Well, I guess I'm just waiting to be inspired.

 Meredith : I'm happy now. You know, I feel like I know who I am.

 Meredith : - What do you mean? - You're happy? You're happy now?

 Ellis : Passionate, focused, a fighter. What happened? You've gone soft.

 Ellis : Stammering about a boyfriend, saying you're waiting to be inspired?

 Ellis : but not everyone can pick up a scalpel and save a life.

 Greg House : Whatever this is, he's not gonna be breathing much longer.

 Eric Foreman : You're still gonna reward whoever gets the right idea, punish whoever's wrong.

 Greg House : Go find where he gets his drugs and what's in them.

 Leonard : All right, well, anyway, Darwin observed that when two groups

 Leonard : eventually one of them would evolve a different beak shape

 Penny : It's fun talking to you, Leonard; I always learn stuff.

 Leonard : Yeah. The doctor didn't want me to rub my eye during the night.

But it turns out that it had nothing to do with why she was sick.

 House : because you couldn't keep your little killer in your pants.

 Cameron : You think you've proved that every marriage is a mistake.

 Message : so if you match the offer you can still have the place.

 Message : Make sure you call me first thing in the morning and let me know.

 Alex : He just had surgery yesterday and you don't know how he's doing?

 Izzie : - But she's still not speaking to him? - He's not speaking to me.

 Meredith : I don't want to get in the middle. Derek and I are happy.

 Alex : - Her gut's not big enough for that. - Oh, Alex, that hurt me.

 Richard : - Who's presenting? - Can Georgie do it? He's real good.

 George : Scheduled for a transhiatal esophagectomy tomorrow morning at 9 : : 00.

 Bailey : For the next few minutes, I think it would be best if the extended family

 House : Any vote to revoke my tenure has to be unanimous. I've got you and maybe even Cuddy.

 Wilson : Well, that settles it. Mr. Ruthless Corporate Raider...

will be totally stymied, go home, curl up on the floor of his shower and weep.

where you parking space is, if your car should be filled with horse manure?

 House : Does it involve candy? 'Cause I'm a sucker for chocolates.

 House : Technically, Alexander Fleming. He developed antibiotics.

 Joel : - Absolutely. Swear to God. - This time, that's your guy.

 Cuddy : - What did he do? Grease your cane? - He had my patients arrested.

Well, it's just me and my pal Rooster. The band's name is Numbnuts.

You can't be a single mother alone! You're gonna ruin your life!

 Rachel : -Excuse me. Am I ruining my life? -No, it's different for you.

You're so strong. You're not some dumb kid who doesn't know what she's doing.

 The Teacher : -Excuse me? -One pregnant woman at a time, please!

 Rachel : So forcing her to marry Bobby is gonna make that happen?

but there's nothing to indicate any involvement in something like this.

 Montgomery : So our first victim gets killed in a religious ritual,

 Montgomery : and then history repeats itself with this lawyer the very same day.

 Castle : There's a lawyer joke there somewhere. I just can't think of it.

And then the killer tosses the woman's apartment, looking for what?

 Esposito : Yo, we got a hit on the first victim's prints. INS database.

 Esposito : Last time they saw him, he was in a cab on his way to Kennedy.

 Esposito : Turns out that Jamal and their 13-year-old son were pretty close.

A couple months ago, the folks discovered that they were still in touch.

 Castle : That's just a few blocks from where Jamal's body was found.

 Montgomery : And you said Darcy Cho's firm did some work on immigration?

 Montgomery : Find out what this guy wants before the son of a bitch kills again, all right?

 Meredith : Sure. And while we're at it, let's look at halitosis cures for you.

 Meredith : because it's now become physically impossible for me to kiss your face.

 Castle : That's what Smith said. He said "86" and then "Ma-ma-ma"...

Like something started with "M." This building, this is where the file is.

All right, so the building is 10 stories. How hard can it be to find a file, right?

He would've hid it in a place that was safe from the demolition crew.

 Castle : Yes, which suggests that Mr. Smith not only owns this building,

Just I know I never would have gotten this far if it wasn't for you.

 Castle : Smith wouldn't risk hiding it there with all the Sheetrock getting torn down.

We're at the end of a research cycle and not looking for applicants now.

 Receptionist : Only identical twins are eligible. It's a twin study.

"Testing the Effects of Joey Tribbiani on Attractive Nurse Receptionist."

 George : But there's a lot of stuff happening out there. Stuff I can't tell you.

 George : who's gonna be bankrupt because he needed a surgery to save his life.

 Castle : The bill was charged to this room. How did you get here?

 Castle : But when you get to know him, he's actually really a lovely person.

 Stuart : - ...but here. - All right. So, um, just give me a call.

 Sheldon : So Leonard, how are you enjoying Anything Can Happen Thursday?

...Star Trek : The Original Series "Trouble With Tribbles" crossover episode?

 Sheldon : Then is it fair to say that you're experiencing some emotional turmoil...

 Sheldon : ...over the events involving Penny earlier this evening?

 Cuddy : I understand, but I told you Dr. House isn't available.

 Roy : Tell him I'll have a private jet pick him up from whatever island...

 Cuddy : He isn't on vacation. Dr. Foreman is one of our best doctors.

 Cuddy : No. Foreman is currently working with two of House's most veteran associates.

 Roy : I want the best, and everyone I've asked says that's House.

 Foreman : You want to give me none of the responsibility and all of the liability?

 Foreman : When is he getting his license back so we can stop playing this game?

 Cameron : Maybe because we're treating her for the wrong thing.

 House : Then we continue the treatment, hope it's just taking longer than it should.

 Wilson : At this point, it doesn't matter what caused the necrosis.

Or who. - If we don't stop it from spreading, it'll kill her before the end of the day.

What else can we do? Get rid of it. Remove the dying flesh before it penetrates the abdominal wall.

There's still a chance the heparin treatment could start to take effect.

 Wilson : We're gonna wait as long as we can, but if there's no change in the next few hours,

 Wilson : Warfarin-induced necrosis attacks fatty tissue, mainly in the breasts.

 Mom : Wait. Are you talking about cutting off my daughter's... breasts?

She's 10 years old. -A radical mastectomy may be her only chance for survival.

 Foreman : I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to ask you to sign this.

 Bernadette : it's your third date... maybe you could go more sexy.

 Penny : Well, we're your best friends... give us one more detail

 House : to get treatment for a condition that a nine-year-old could diagnose?

You drove 70 miles to a walk-in clinic. You passed two hospitals on the road.

Either you've got a problem with those hospitals, or they have a problem with you.

 House : It's ironic, isn't it? Sort of like the boy who sued wolf.

 House : - I'm gonna page him. - Okay. You know what? Thank you.

 House : We'll drain your knee, run some lab work. Fix you up. - Why would you do that?

 House : The cutest little tennis outfit. My God, I thought I was gonna have a heart attack.

Oh, my. Didn't see you there. That is so embarrassing. How's your hooker doing?

She was gonna be hospital administrator, but just hated having to screw people like that.

 Cuddy : - Heard you found her on the roof. - You have very acute hearing.

 Cuddy : And is there a paternity bet on the father of the patient?

Doesn't sound like me. Well, it does, actually, but doesn't mean you're guilty.

Smart money's obviously on the father. - My guy knows a guy who can get you in for 50 bucks.

Fine. Tell your guy, if I win, you attend the faculty symposium, and you wear a tie.

 Helen : -Nina Bookbinder is here to see you. -Okay, send her in.

 Sheldon : Yes, but as a store owner, I'll finally have a good comeback

 Leonard : Well, do you think when she and I had that conversation,

Stupid to have two I's in one mnemonic. What's the other one? - Infection.

Oligoclonal bands still have to mean something. - But no fevers. White count's elevated, but within range.

 Chase : We've tested for anything remotely possible. Everything's negative.

 Cameron : - C.T. scan rules out subdural. - Trauma. Later much.

You know the problem? "Midnight" is actually spelled with a "G" and an "H".

 House : If we could just figure out what those letters stand for.

 House : Get him an E.E.G., left and right E.O.G., esophageal microphones.

 Wilson : That's why you came up with the brain talking to the virus thing?

 Big Bully : - Dana's ovulating. - Really? You guys trying again?

 Big Bully : Any one of us could have tripped over that little girl's jump rope.

 Penny : I didn't know him very well, but I still really liked him.

until I came to the same conclusion that you both apparently did.

 Castle : He would have gone to prison for the rest of his life.

 Ben Davidson : His lawyers would have put Melanie on trial, not him.

Well, you could certainly understand how a father might want to.

How he might confront him with a gun he'd brought back from the war.

 Nesbit : It's hard to imagine Jason Bollinger doing something like this.

 Beckett : Did Horn or the campaign receive any threats recently?

 Castle : Even ran Club Tasty, back in the day. There was this one time...

 Nesbit : B&T'ers running through the streets, so Horn killed it in committee.

 Castle : Leaving Creason with millions of dollars of now-worthless real estate.

 Nesbit : Creason had a beef with Horn. It doesn't mean he killed him.

 Calvin Creason : and toasted the sweetness of the universe, okay?

 Creason : This guy was such a putz, acting like another hotel going up,

Do you have any idea what one of my properties does for the local economy?

Well, um, I never thought I'd say this after graduating the sixth grade,

 Ryan : from the same Upper East Side lingerie shop, Carnal Desires.

 Beckett : You know, it seems like such a shame to have her buy a new one,

 Tiffany Shaw : Thank you so much. Where did you guys find this?

 Tiffany : Wait, you guys don't think that I had anything to do with this, do you?

 Beckett : and you were so determined to get to see him that night

 Beckett : that you changed your appearance in order to get past security.

 Tiffany : He said that I wasn't the kind of person that he could be with anymore,

 Detective Javier Esposito : Vic's an African-American male, early 20s.

 Detective Javier Esposito : Multiple stab wounds. Contusions on the arms and torso.

 Detective Javier Esposito : Body was discovered by a homeless guy.

 Detective Kevin Ryan : Looks like some kind of ritualistic killing.

 Castle : so you only do it once, maybe twice a year for the novelty.

 Castle : Check in his mouth. There's probably a little pouch in there.

 Ryan : No, dude, it's a religion practiced primarily in West Africa.

 Hunt : first at the Ministry of Culture, then here at the Consulate.

 Esposito : Her financials indicate that she booked a car service last week

 Castle : to the life he built on the backs of his wife and her family.

 Hunt : Well, the Naomi I knew would never fool with someone like Wyndham

 Beckett : Sir, Lanie pulled our killer's prints off of our victim's neck.

 Emily : My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?

If that's too damn difficult for you, then the least you could do is pretend.

What do you say I go over there and tell her how much I like her?

 Chandler : ...I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!

You can't bring some random guy home and expect him to be our sperm donor.

 Rachel : Oh, God, do you think she heard? lt'd be so bad if she heard.

Maybe she didn't hear. l'll go into that dressing room and talk. You stay here.

 Rachel : Oh, thank God, l can't hear a word that you're saying.

lt's so annoying when l put Emma on the phone to talk with my friends.

 House : She had to establish her dominance in front of them. Limit my power.

 House : Well, that's not the never-say-never Dr. Foreman I know.

 House : My God. Not everything's about you and your little job and your little world.

 Brennan : Tidal volume's holding at 1.2 liters. Increase the dose.

 House : Gosh, if I've broken a rule on my first day, I will kill myself.

 Beasley : You realize you're not the first uncooperative patient on this floor?

 Beckett : And since we're being honest, there's something that I have to tell you.

 Beckett : Because you gave it to me when we first started dating,

If we hadn't lost, they would never have invited us to dinner tomorrow.

 Monica : Something's wrong. My brother doesn't stay out all night.

 Mrs Buffay : He left four years ago. We're expecting him back any minute.

And, uh, can I tell people that our love burned too bright and too quickly?

 Sheldon : against my well-known aversions to heat, small places,

 Sheldon : Yeah, as the person beneath you, allow me to say, I know.

If you're going to do that throughout the flight, tell me now...

 Martha Rodgers : Richard, Alexis and Pi have invited us for dinner.

You're here! Come on in. I'm so excited for you to see our place.

 Pi : Welcome and prepare yourself for some savory and sustainable dining.

 Martha : And it needs sunlight, and there's a little gift card as well.

Well, there is nothing like la vie BohÃ©me to get the blood flowing.

 Tiffany : and suddenly she reaches into a trash bin and pulls out this.

 Castle : But whose money is it? And who is she really working for?

 Castle : was just to get close enough to him to accomplish her real mission.

 Ryan : After I explained to her what obstruction of justice looks like,

So, do you wanna get another drink or maybe get a table, get some dinner?

 Scarlett : How about we continue this conversation at my place?

We could sneak the dog back in, and Chandler wouldn't even know.

Yeah, but you kind of knew that something was going on, didn't you?

 Ross : Hey, look, Phoebe. I laid out the states geographically.

We don't have time for this. We have to keep him away from my room.

- Yeah, but, look what... - This is what we do not have time for!

 Cameron : You better have the bird. The surgical team's in place.

 House : - I screwed up. - How can you not capture a blind bird?

 House : That's not what I meant. I screwed up the first time through this place.

 Cameron : Foreman told you everywhere he went. It's not "where," it's "when."

Me and Steve came through two hours too late. You were six hours early.

 Esposito : checking every small airfield in the Tri-State Area.

 Ryan : Apparently, Lockwood made weekly calls to the same number.

 Ryan : the person at the end of the call refused to accept the charges.

They could have paid off anybody in General Population to kill McCallister,

 Castle : but it had to be Lockwood because they had to get him out.

 Castle : of the murder of an undercover Federal officer, Bob Armen.

 Castle : These guys were also working for somebody, somebody big.

 Castle : Somebody who would stop at nothing to keep his identity a secret.

 Beckett : Which means there's still one loose thread out there.

So I figured I'd go and drive down to the zoo and surprise Marcel.

 Chandler : He will be surprised. Till he realizes he's a monkey...

 Rob : I don't know anything about music, but I think you're really great.

And I was thinking, have you thought about playing your songs for kids?

Right, yeah, okay. l'll ask the butler to fetch my diamonds out of the vault.

 Rachel : Hey, so, you guys, the funniest thing happened at work the--

-l didn't say they weren't good enough. -Then what's wrong with them?

What, they don't go with your tiny portions of pretentious food?

l ordered the smoked salmon appetizer, but l can't see it. l can't see it.''

 Monica : -Phoebe, it's not about quantity. -Well, it's not about quality.

 Cristina : His entire Eugene Foote collection, vinyl's and CDs.

 House : - Yeah. We need to talk about it. - It's not happening.

 Cuddy : The fact it doesn't fit your theory doesn't make it a lie.

the kid brother insisted he was gonna cover for Alfredo at work tonight.

 Mccord : Specifically, electrical system designs for commercial buildings.

 Rasheed : You have a gift for making every fact sound sinister.

 Beckett : And this is you, following him outside of a coffee shop.

 Rasheed : The night of the missile strike, I was at my brother's home,

 Chandler : I'm not sorry I'm late. How incredible was my afternoon with Jade?

 Ross : Pretty incredible, according to the message on my machine.

 Ross : Why is this woman leaving a message for you on my machine?

 Monica : I'll start with the carpaccio, and then the grilled prawns.

 Mona : Let me get it out before it sets. I have something you could wear.

That's true. And I'm only naked in one scene. It sounds really great.

 Raj : That's a good one. They'll pair nicely with my Draculoni and Cheese.

Reminds me. I was thinking of wearing my NASAjumpsuit as a costume...

 BAILEY : Let's go, people. I've been in surgery since 2 : 00am. I'm in no mood.

 CHRISTINA : - I got here before George. - I'm here. I was here.

 BAILEY : - Nice of you to join us, Yang. - What are you smiling about?

 MEREDITH : I think this dating two guys thing is getting to me. The stress of it.

 MEREDITH : Finn, Derek, Derek, Finn. I think I'm getting an ulcer.

 MR. SULLIVAN : I'm all better now, thank you. So, what do you think?

 MR. SULLIVAN : Can I stop being a burden to you good people and head on home?

 MRS. SULLIVAN : They can't can you. You're the best salesman they got.

 Joey : ...Nah. I don't know how much I'm gonna wanna play after you go.

 Chandler : - Hey, you know what? Maybe we should keep them here with you.

 Alexis : Dad, he was in Central Park really, really late at night.

 Alexis : But the good news is, I'm not you. I just mean, you don't have to worry.

 Castle : - Gentlemen, gentlemen. - Excuse me. I got to go. I got to go.

 Beckett : - What are you talking about? - These kids always have cash.

 Castle : He wasn't asking SAT questions. He was asking for money.

 Esposito : Look, this Scoville is a bad dude, and we got more than enough.

 Esposito : Why would these kids peg the wrong guy for a murder?

 Howard : No, it's an indictment of the American education system.

 Stuart : So are you guys coming to my New Year's Eve costume party?

 Arlene shaking Her Head : Who else is gonna put up with either of you?

 House : Have something else turn your brain into a common enemy.

 House : Now, the body is a little xenophobic, and it creates antibodies.

 House : To make matters worse, primitive cells can become almost anything.

 Laura Branston sarah Reed : - Nothing like a fresh start. - We did a little digging.

 Castle : Turns out, New York Recycle isn't the first company you've worked for

 Laura Branston sarah Reed : - A girl's gotta make a living. - Here's what I'm thinking.

 Beckett : - and asked you to intercept him. - I was just doing my job.

 Laura Branston sarah Reed : Leading a man on isn't a crime, is it, Detective?

 Beckett : I'm not looking into the leading-on part. I'm looking into a murder.

 Beckett : - And you were hired to take care of him. - I was hired to get in his way.

 Laura Branston sarah Reed : It was supposed to look like I had access to classified information,

 Laura Branston sarah Reed : he thought the relationship would give him the access he needed.

 Laura Branston sarah Reed : I just had to leave my laptop lying around his apartment once or twice.

 Laura Branston sarah Reed : My key card ended up in his laundry one weekend.

 Laura Branston sarah Reed : Men think they're smart. The trick is to keep letting them think it.

 Laura Branston sarah Reed : Lance was feeding Sam these partial chemical formulas.

 Laura Branston sarah Reed : He thought it would keep Connecticut Solutions going in circles.

 Castle : - Why not just fire him? - Why not kill two birds with one stone?

 Laura Branston sarah Reed : Keep the enemy close and run Connecticut into the ground.

 Castle : And what makes you think that Sam was falling for your routine?

 Laura Branston sarah Reed : Well, I wondered at first, because he wouldn't sleep with me.

 Laura Branston sarah Reed : And then I realized that he was being faithful to his wife,

 Laura Branston sarah Reed : so I pretended to buy his whole "I'm old-fashioned" thing.

He still tells the story about how Monica tried to escape from fat camp.

 Ted 2030 : And by the end of the night, Barney had turned Robin into a real American.

 Ryan : We'll be able to see and hear everything that's happening, okay?

 Montgomery : You follow the kidnapper's instructions to the letter.

 Beckett : There are no identifying markers in the background. It's all black.

The video was taken at 1 : 31 a.m., but they didn't send it till 1 : 39.

 Castle : Maybe they had to walk a long way to get a signal? Maybe they're under...

 Beckett : They're holding Tyler in the subway. He must've spotted a sign.

 Castle : There's half a dozen stations where the A, C, and E stop.

 Ted from 2030 : A year earlier, marshall made a bet with barney

 Ted from 2030 : But marshall had something special in store for the third.

 Esposito : connecting him in any way, shape, or form to a Lara.

Phones are a dead-end, too. No one who called or was called by Vega

 Ryan : in the last two months remembers him mentioning anyone named Lara.

 Castle : Well, for a guy who's supposedly in love, he doesn't do a very good job

 Castle : - keeping in touch with his girl. - Some guys are just hopeless.

 Ryan : Hey, honey. Yeah, I was just thinking about you, thought I'd call you.

 Beckett : so let's put photos out to all precincts and have uniforms canvass the area

 Beckett : around the field. Maybe somebody saw her the night that he was killed.

 Montgomery : - How we doing on the Cuba angle? - Nothing yet. Why?

 Montgomery : Just got a call from the lieu over in Union City, New Jersey.

 Montgomery : Vega was involved in a shouting match at a restaurant in Little Havana

 Montgomery : with one of their regulars. Apparently the cops were called in to break it up.

 Montgomery : Cops kept it quiet at the time at the request of the Cuban Consulate.

 Montgomery : but seeing that they were in Cuba together, I suggest you find out.

 Sanchez : On the night of the 17th I was here, at the consulate.

 Beckett : Given his change of heart in Cuba, I can't imagine that the two of you

 Sanchez : You could say the same thing about most of the Cuban community here.

 Grant : Because he would steal from the rich and give to the poor.

 Beckett : Is there anything to indicate that he went back to committing identity theft?

 Esposito : Okay, so, let's just say he went back to stealing identities.

 Esposito : Yeah, people get pissed about getting their identities stolen,

 Beckett : Well, maybe he stole from the kind of people that don't report to the police.

 Ryan : Really, Beckett? I expected that from jackass, but not from you.

 Talbot's Nurse : Yes, I'll hold. So, you're asking about last Thursday?

 Nurse : That was a long day. We were booked solid from mid-morning on,

 Talbot's Nurse : Him, too, we wrapped up a little after 9 : 00.

Come on, we had him arguing with our vic on the day of her murder.

 Karpowski : Hey, Beckett, just got off the horn with the 74th in Brooklyn.

 Karpowski : Uniform recognized your vic's name off the blotter,

 Karpowski : he thinks from a call he answered about two years back.

 Karpowski : but he's fairly sure someone filed a complaint against your vic.

I think our vic isn't as squeaky clean as we've been making her out to be.

Guys, I got two words to tide you over in the meantime, "open bar."

 Alexis : Isn't this great? You're acting again, I'm making straight A's

 Sheldon : about the university forcing me to continue with string theory?

 Mrs Davis : Dr. Cooper, while you were away, we came up with a solution

 Mrs Davis : that would allow you to change your field of study.

 Neely : If you're right, there should be blood evidence in the kitchen.

 Castle : It was here. It happened right here. He must have cleaned it up.

 Neely : If he did, he did a hell of a good job of it. UV shows no sign of residue.

 Castle : He probably came home, saw that Eva was about to leave him,

 Narrator : The last time I had seen barney was shortly after I found out

 Barney he is at work, in the phone : Ted, I'm sorry I haven't returned your calls.

 Marshall : I think I might be starting to lose my fist bump callus.

 Wendy : And three kids later, we decided to come here on our second honeymoon.

 Sheldon : So, what are some ways we could set our comic book store

 Raj : Ooh, what if we got a van and drove around and picked kids up?

Hiding behind Vulcan Simmons, funding his campaign with dirty money,

 Raj : instead of pressuring him to accept intimacy on your terms.

 Sheldon : Ira, if I may, I'd like to apologize for my behavior last week.

 Beckett : You guys, I hate admitting it, but Castle might be right.

 Esposito : Vicky's ex-husband is what they like to call overextended.

 Ryan : Campbell's real estate firm took a big hit two years ago

 Ryan : He gets the deed to the brownstone, which is worth over $5 million.

 Esposito : Now, he was at home with the kids at the time of the murder,

 Esposito : but he was on the second floor and they were on the third.

So, he could have snuck out and been back before anyone noticed.

Our friendly ADA got us a warrant, and we talked to the alarm company.

 Beckett : Which means someone left before the murder, and then returned after.

 Beckett : You know, I'd like to talk to our Mr. Simon Campbell.

 Esposito : Oh... I'm gonna play it safe and show up with a gift.

 Ross : If this is too weird for you, you can still back out anytime..

 Robin : - Okay, where the hell are they? - Maybe this isn't the intersection.

 Robin : Maybe it is and we're too late. Man, I wish we'd gone to Brooklyn sooner.

 Barney : She's alone! There's still time! But where the hell is Ted?

 Robin : Wait a minute. On their first date, he brought her an orchid.

 Barney : No way he's still in there unless he spent an hour choosing an orchid.

 Ted, leaving the florist's shop : Let me see the pink lady slipper again.

 Lanie : I wanted to be somewhere private, so let's get on with this, okay?

 Esposito : So, can you think of anyone who would do a thing like this?

 Esposito : You've only had it three months, right? No one can see it unless you're naked.

 Lanie : When I woke up the next day, I couldn't remember how I got home.

Well, specifically, it means that the car was either mid or rear engine.

 Esposito : Is there something going on that we should know about?

 Beckett : - You see anything? - AII quiet on the western front.

 Sheldon : All I did was answer a few questions about the theory.

 Sheldon : And then expressed my gratitude that Scientific American

 Amy : Remember that time you didn't get picked to pull the sword out

 Amy : of the stone at Disneyland and they let that other kid do it?

 House : Which means that you didn't have the tool to sabotage the grab rail.

 House : Now I also have proof that I'm not responsible for the opossum

 House : because I'm absolving you of responsibility instead of escalating,

 Wilson : So someone is breaking into our place just to screw with us?

 Wilson : Nothing happens, then you keep me up all night again tomorrow.

 House : See? This is exactly what our nemesis wants. Divide and conquer.

 back from commercial break Blah-blah : So, we know how marshall and lily met.

 back from commercial break Blah-blah : Robin, how did you and barney meet?

 Future Ted VO : Kids, to understand this story, you need to know

I'll pay my tab. That's gotta be good for something. How much is it?

Orderly, please report to station three. Orderly, report to station three.

 Julie : Jeff moved in with a long-legged miniskirt who answers his phones

 Julie : three weeks into my pregnancy. That gel is really cold.

 Julie : I bet she asked to work with you. It's what I would have done.

- Just try to keep it together. - Oh, I'm definitely gonna hurl.

 Foreman : I know the notion of self-sacrifice is foreign to you...

 House : You wanna think that he's sacrificing himself because if one person can do it,

 House : then maybe the world isn't the cold, selfish place you know that it is.

 House : They're just pus, which would explain why they weren't there yesterday.

 House : Creates a perfect world for fungus, moves in, gets married,

 Foreman : If you're wrong about the fungus, you're wasting what little time he has left.

 House : So let's be right. Go stick a needle in the kid's head.

If you suck out a solid, you're right and no more worrying about play dates.

 House : Could probably get through maybe the next minute or so.

 Cuddy : And your coming to me means your lackeys actually stood up to you.

 Cuddy : that you intimidated underlings to feed your addiction.

 House : Would it be weird if I asked Cameron to write them? You're hooking me up?

 Leonard : hear me out. I know things got a little weird last night.

 Penny : Well, leaving an envelope full of cash on my dresser after sex

 Leonard : Mm. Why don't we just put the money in a joint account?

 Leonard : We can use it for the wedding, the honeymoon, whatever.

 Leonard : Yeah, of course you do-- I'm not just a genius in bed.

 Joey : When you're in there, it's like peeing with the Rockettes.

 Joey's Co-star : Why not? You hate park views and high ceilings?

 Mr. Geller : I know what you're going through. When I turned 50, I got the Porsche.

That was four minutes ago. We have to be out the door at 7 : 40.

 Rachel : - How come you didn't come over earlier? - Because I'm a stupid, stupid man.

 Ross : - Makeup's on. Hair's done. - I just have to get dressed.

 Marshall : I just want you to know, it's either this story you're telling me

 Marshall : or another game of Clue against myself, so make it good.

 Robin : You see, after that night, none of us heard from Zoey for a while.

 Ted : Because, if I recall correctly, you owe me a date with your hot cousin.

 Barney, coughing : I take back everything I said. That girl is extremely attractive.

 Castle : every terrible and wonderful thing that's ever happened to me

 Castle : - I've always loved this song. - I've always loved this song.

 Bob : I told you, I was sitting at my desk when the attack happened.

 Adams : We think you were having sex, but memory loss could also be a symptom.

 Bob : I did something stupid last night, but it was a one-time thing.

 House : I spent a month in solitary. You don't think I can keep this up all day?

 Sheldon : Oh, it's hardly hacking when you use the same password for everything, Kal-El.

 Leonard : ...because you can't conceive of something that you are not an expert in.

 Penny after Raj lets out a noise : What's wrong, Lassie? Timmy fall down the well?

 Penny after Raj lets out a noise : She just updated her Facebook status.

"Stephanie Barnett is in a relationship with Leonard Hofstadter."

 Leonard : This is going to decide who's the hero and who's the sidekick?

 Raj : Wait. Are we starting now? Or is that what you're going to say

 Sheldon : Oh, other than waiting out the exponential growth period

 Sheldon : So your mirth is merely a discharge of nervous energy

-Hey, Raj. Where are you from? -The mysterious subcontinent of India.

 Abby : -I saw Slumdog Millionaire. -Well, I'm a slumdog astrophysicist.

 Sheldon : In brightest day, in darkest night, no evil shall escape my sight.

 Robin : So now, because of that incident, Heads or Tails is looking

 Taub : Come on, don't ask me. I don't even know if I believe it's...

 Foreman : So you're just gonna ditch us, run off and work on some other case?

 House : Wait by the room, when she falls asleep, get the sister out somehow.

Terry, I know I haven't worked here very long but would it be possible...

 Rachel : But I'm trying really hard, and I think I'm doing better.

 Joey : Hey, what do you say we move this onto the likes of the couch?

 Rachel : But it never occurs to me to act on it, because I'm married.

 Foreman : So paralysis, arrhythmia, intermittent abdominal pain.

 Monica : - Would we treat him any differently? - I'd keep an eye on him.

- They have tests for these things, right? - Yes, but maybe we're just overreacting.

 Chandler : He's probably got a tattoo that says "Mom" on his shovel-wielding arm.

 Phoebe : Listen, I feel really badly about yesterday, and I thought about it a lot.

 Lyle : I was hoping that her calling meant she'd give me another chance.

 House : If only there was a good reason for a professional speaker to be hoarse.

 House : Chronic hoarseness is a symptom of a condition called silent thyroiditis.

 House : You developed myasthenia gravis, which landed you in here.

 Alexis : That's right. The Nikki Heat thing was about incinerating a body

 Castle : I mean, you put things in a freezer to keep them for later,

 Alexis : If I was putting a body in a freezer, it'd be because I was trying to hide it.

 Beckett : Mr. Wyler, the detective investigating Melanie's disappearance

 Beckett : said that you told him that she went to an ex-boyfriend in Philadelphia.

 Wyler : It's where she went before the wedding, and a few times after.

Sometimes, when things got hard, she'd go out and score, you know.

 Ross : Carol and I have a new system. If she punches in 9-1 -1...

 Young Ethan : I'm actually 30. I have a wife and a job. I'm your congressman.

 Nurse : That patient House admitted with back pain and urinary retention?

 Taub : We need to track your common exposures. What shampoo do you use?

 Taub : We need things exclusive to you but not the rest of the camp.

 Taub : Otherwise, a lot more people would be sick. Toothpaste, deodorant?

 Landon [getting Angry] : You're not my drill instructor here, okay?

 Landon : I can do whatever the hell I want. You're not in charge.

 House : for my extraordinarily generous donation to their wedding charity.

 Castle : So the usher said when she went to the limo, she had her purse with her.

 Castle : If she's leaving the limo five minutes later, without the purse...

 Castle : Well, I admit, Sofia barging in on us was a little awkward.

 Castle : I had no idea she'd drop by to get it in person. I'm so sorry.

 Sheldon : As you know, several weeks ago in our first encounter...

 Gablehouser to Mrs Cooper : I'm sorry, we haven't been introduced.

Now, that's impossible. You must've had him when you were a teenager.

 Gablehouser indicating chair : Sheldon, shouldn't you be working?

He's so funny and so sweet. And I'm not attracted to him at all!

It's driving me crazy. In every other way, he's the perfect guy.

 Chandler : Either that, or Gloria Estefan was right. Eventually, the rhythm is going to get you.

 Vogler : If House picks you, I'll be needing a new source in that room. - If he picks me?

 Vogler : Sure. Foreman's smarter. House has got a thing for Cameron.

 Chase : I've been feeding you information so you'll protect me.

 Vogler : And you will feed me information as long as you need me.

 House : It's been almost three hours. Still no change in her condition.

What if it's not the warfarin? It has to be. The sores presented right after we administered it.

 House : Right, right, right. But let's just say it's not. Come on. Come on. What do you got?

...from the smoldering wreckage that was once your fantasy of dating her...

...and analyze the data so that you don't crash into geek mountain again.

 Howard : A relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms...

I have noticed that Leslie Winkle recently started shaving her legs.

 Sheldon : Now, given that winter is coming, one can assume she's signaling...

Well, I... You know, I hear the coffee downstairs is really good.

 Foreman : His right testicle was almost twice as big as his left.

 House : First, the patient would get the exact symptoms that he's got.

 House : Then he'd stick a needle in it, then he'd call a surgeon.

 House : And while that guy operates, the rest of us would be out bowling.

 House : the disease obviously did not progress in that fashion.

 House : I'm not talking about him, I'm talking about him, with a capital O-M-G.

 Masters : Hears voices, thinks he's the son of God, probably schizophrenic.

 Taub : You're saying the patient's religious extremism could be a symptom?

 Cuddy : Heard you got the daughter's file. Patient change his mind?

 House : See, somebody is about to turn the big 4-5 in several months,

 House : How could I make such a mistake? In reading your HR file.

And boom goes the dynamite! Scores are tied. We are even-steven.

 Cuddy : When I first applied for the VP admin job, I was 29 years old.

 Cuddy : I knew I'd be taken more seriously if I were in my early 30s,

 Marshall : And I'm gonna love the crap out of whatever baby we have.

 Marshall : We should just think of a name that's good for either a girl or a boy.

 Kim : Plus, as part of the program, we're all closely monitored.

 Ed : I'm sorry, Detective, I can't let you remove the astronauts.

 House : Although, for a couple of G's, I can still make it happen.

 House : who apparently cares more about whether your kid dies than you do.

 Bernadette : Are you concerned your parents might not approve of Leonard?

 Bernadette : It's not like you guys are getting engaged, right?

 Alexis Castle : And it's our job not to let him spin out. That's what the CDRK is for.

 Alexis : Enhanced Blu-rays of the original Twilight Zone. And this.

 Castle : but it was my Sherlockian skills that made her fall in love with me.

 Martha : Richard, you do know that you cannot just barge your way into the precinct

You'll be home yelling at them and kicking their butts before you know it.

 Chase : That size should be excisable. Why didn't we see it earlier? How could...

 Cameron : The obvious one, brain cancer destroyed his immune system,

 Foreman : and all of a sudden there's no time to talk about anything but the medicine.

 House : He's teaching pre-pubescent kids that truth matters, God doesn't and life sucks.

 Ira Flatow : My guest today is responsible for the discovery of the first

 Sheldon : Yes, yes, I'd be a physicist with a Nobel in Chemistry.

 Bailey : Katie belongs to the new attending now, Dr. Shepherd. He's over there.

 Meredith : I'm not the girl in the bar anymore, and you're not the guy.

OK, I was the one who was drunk, and you are not that good-Iooking.

 Sheldon : I opened up and shared something deeply upsetting to me,

 Penny : -I didn't think it was a big deal. -It is to me, that's the point.

 Sheldon : Now I know how you felt getting mauled by that sex-crazed gorilla.

 Wilson : The amount you're taking has nothing to do with physical pain.

 Wilson : So, you can only handle not self-destructing by being self-destructive?

 House : I don't feel miserable or angry. I don't feel good or bad.

Erin, first question. In hockey, who is known as "The Great One"?

 Castle : That man in my dream, the one who says hello, it was him.

 Tory : A little. The plate was registered to a Thai freight company

 Beckett : 1987? How would Castle see it on a truck almost 30 years later?

 Tory : Similar license plates appeared in several actions films,

 Brooke : I deserve that treasure, and I'm not leaving here without it.

What about you, Royce? Are you willing to shoot me for that treasure?

 Royce : In case you haven't noticed, kid, my gun's not pointed at you.

 Stuckey : The only thing that's keeping me alive is that 10 million in stones.

 Beckett : Well, then maybe we should make sure the treasure's even there

...but you, of all people, should know how difficuIt it is to come out.

 Lakshmi : The chocolate lava cake, the little soaps in the bathroom.

 Lakshmi : And I'm sorry, but you're wearing more perfume than I am.

 Lakshmi : That's disappointing. You were exactly the kind of phony-baloney husband...

 Howard : I mean, if you're not up to it, we don't have to go out,

 Howard : I just need to figure out the right time to pop the question.

 Howard phone rings : Oh, great. It's my cousin David about the ring.

 Howard phone rings : Her freakishly small hands make anything look big.

because I've officially run out of clever things to call the guy.

 Foreman : you can even attach this much flesh to a human skeleton.

 Chase : A person shouldn't be able to eat themselves into oblivion

 Chase : and then just expect everyone to pull out the stops to fix everything.

 Foreman : What are we supposed to do? Refuse treatment to anyone who's obese?

 Sophie : I think he only gave me a spare set of keys 'cause I gave him mine.

 Cameron : Nothing. Just reminds me of someone I know. Who is unfriendly.

 Beckett : find out if there are any other robberies with similar MOs.

 Beckett : The more we know about these guys, the more leverage we got.

 Beckett : No, sir, I don't have any training in hostage negotiations.

 Peterson : Well, I don't have time to give you a seminar, so think of it like this.

 Peterson : You do the opposite of whatever your homicide training tells you, okay?

 Peterson : So, don't yell, don't bully, don't threaten him in any way.

 Peterson : Now it's important to keep him talking. You gotta build a rapport.

 Peterson : As long as he's busy talking, he's not busy hurting hostages.

 Castle : I saw them take a key from around your neck, what does it open?

 Davenport : Yeah, that's my security key for the safe-deposit boxes.

 Castle : when there's a vault full of cash up here that's untouched?

 Castle : And, unfortunately, it looks like we're gonna be here for a while.

 Beckett : Bringing her here was his way of rubbing our faces in it.

Yeah, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to watch the Clone Wars TV series...

 Sheldon : I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me in the order he intended.

...at another quintessential Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock moment.

 Beckett : Castle, the only thing Seeger cares about is that robbery,

 Beckett : What we need to do is question that guard, Reggie Walsh.

 Reggie : Like I told you, I don't know anything about a robbery.

 Beckett : Yeah, and I just hope yours makes you look good on TV.

 Beckett : I'm sure you wouldn't want to be seen talking to the cops.

 Beckett : I wouldn't take it off before we get into the interview room.

- And a 15%% chance she won't. - I'm not betting my life on 15%%.

 Savvy : But until you grow a uterus and watch your mother die from this,

- you don't get... you don't get a vote. - Did she say they tried for a baby?

 Weiss interrupts : - Savvy, I just... - No. No! I'm not talking about this.

Let's just take a step back. All right, take a deep breath and think about this.

 Savvy : I've already thought about it, Derek. This... This is going to happen.

 Addison she hands it to Izzie : Dr. Stevens, get a complete history and do her pre-op labs.

Schedule her for a double-mastectomy and consult Dr. Quenar for a reconstruction.

We're doing a bilateral prophylactic oophorectomy and hysterectomy tomorrow.

She came to me for a medical consultation, Derek. I'm her doctor.

 Derek : Those are some of our closest friends. This is personal.

 Chase : these kids have symptoms that could be caused by a brain tumor

 Cameron : It can't be genetic. Mom had none of the same symptoms.

 Chase : Yes, she did, if the symptoms were pubic hair and menstruation.

 Cameron : That's ridiculous. If menstruation is a symptom of brain cancer

 House : That's ridiculous. You're way too skinny to be menstruating.

 Chase : Symptoms her doctors ignored on account of the fact she was already dying?

 House : And punch the little brat on the nose so he doesn't have a stroke like his sister.

 Foreman : Hopefully, he'll be a delight as soon as we figure this out.

 Sheldon : You know, I didn't swallow it, but Amy said it counted.

 Phoebe : I can't wait to hear the rest, but I have to go to the bathroom.

Joey and Chandler, it's time you take Dr. Greene over to your place.

 Monica : - See, this is just the staging area. - Right, it's the staging area.

 Castle : Of course, he might just be here to fix a busted toilet.

 Smith : I don't think a month went by when we didn't get called up to this house.

 Beckett : As the lead officer, you knew you could steer the investigation off yourself

 Castle : And then you sent those postcards to keep your suspect alive.

 Smith : Let them think that he did it. It was his fault anyway.

 Beckett : What about Jack Sinclair? How'd you find out about him?

 Smith : I promised Fuller that I would solve this case one day.

 Castle : And when we told Fuller we were gonna check out that room tomorrow,

I know you don't know about readings, but that's the worst you can get.

 Chandler : ...in her living room doesn't mean she's not a person.

 Chandler : Does she not deserve happiness? Does she not deserve love?

Why are you looking at me? He's the one who wants to boff the maniac!

 Rob : That's not a good idea. That's the reason the last guy got fired.

 Phoebe : Grownups drink their coffee and do their grownup thing.

 Thirteen : and he won't even be able to dream about being happy.

 Thirteen : but it doesn't mean he hasn't had some in the meantime.

 Thirteen : I'm afraid we'll need you to step out when the EEG begins.

 Cyrus : I'll put you up in a nice hotel or rent you a furnished place.

 Jennifer : I came for the night 'cause I wanted to see how you were,

 Izzie : Wait. You think she's secretly ingesting something to produce real symptoms?

 Cristina : - Tell me what he thinks. - Tell him yourself. He's behind you.

 Mrs. Linden : - You do not get to play the martyr. - I got a bullet in my head.

 Cristina : She obviously loves the patient role. She practically lives in hospitals.

because her real family blows her off to go take care of other people.

 Cristina : - And I saw her take something. - That's not enough.

 Cristina : - We're not talking about us here. - Maybe we should be.

 Cristina interrupts : You didn't seem so upset about it. This? This is not a relationship.

 Ted : And you'll be much happier with her than you ever were with Zoey.

 Captain : When you put it that way, I should almost thank the doorman.

 Constance shrugs : Does this operation have a nice long recovery time?

 Cristina : You realize this is major surgery? It's dangerous and you could die.

I want at least a gallon after you ghouls are done splitting me open.

and outlined worst-case scenarios, which has probably scared you half to death.

The one thing we haven't done is given you a chance to be with your daughters.

If I've learned anything, these past few days, it's that I need to face reality.

 Meredith : Here's Kate. You can reach in and touch her if you like.

 Beckett : but Old Wally was paying her to walk and feed the dog.

 Esposito : Another apartment, another dog, dressing up like this.

 Beckett : Maybe he's got a microchip that'll tell us where he came from.

 Ryan : This is from a restaurant half a dozen subway stops away.

 Ryan : Turns out, Old Man Wally was a regular the last several weeks,

 Soap Doc : But I saw you at the Christmas party with Dr. Riles...

 Eucharist : Sister Augustine believes in things that aren't real.

 House : So you're warning me that I may be treating a nonexistent ailment.

 Eucharist : There's always something wrong, and there's never a reason for it.

 Rachel : You guys, this cat is nothing like my grandmother's cat.

I dragged a string, and it flipped out and scratched the hell out of me.

 Rachel : I know this sounds crazy, but every time this cat hisses at me...

 Robin : Look, I am sorry for all the calls. It's just, I saw you on the news,

 Robin : And that Asian slut on your Facebook page. She's dead, too.

 Lily : Well, you have to try. If you ever want to have closure...

 Robin : And no matter how much I try to forget that it happened,

- Forget the sword, Sheldon, help Raj. - There is no more Sheldon.

 Sheldon : Wait, wait, wait. Somebody just clicked "Buy It Now."

6x05 - Architect of Destruction 1.00 . : : www.sous-titres.eu : : .

 Marshall : As you know, Papa likes to get down with enthusiasm.

 Marshall : And without traction, Papa's likely to boogie himself right out of bed.

Kids, as you may remember, Max was a friend of Marshall's from law school,

 Lily : He's a sweet guy. She feels really comfortable with him.

 Barney : I like to remember the uplifting words of my favorite song.

 Ted : - Lily, I think we're all eating that burger. - I'm not eating that burger.

 Lily : No, if Marshall says this isn't the burger, this isn't the burger.

 Dr. Green : You think you can knock up my daughter and then not marry her?

 Ross : That doesn't matter. We're talking about the foundation of our friendship.

 Chandler : I believe the foundation of our friendship was unfortunate hair.

 Chandler : If we're really gonna do this, it's not like you never broke one of the pacts.

 Raj : I was going to be the Indira Gandhi of particle astrophysics.

How can I be a gynecologist? I can barely look a woman in the eye.

You know what? I'm not going to let my parents control my future.

 Raj : ...that I'm not riding an elephant down the aisle with Lalita Gupta.

 Dr Koothrappali : - Raj... - No, no, let's see how long it takes him.

Makeup didn't cover it, we've tried everything and nothing's worked.

 Ross : ...we'll have some fun and you will forget all about it.

 Ross : Just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you can't have fun.

 Ross : This is Vegas. Hello? There are tons of other freaks here.

 Masters : Something about this case, he needed a little more help.

 Simpson : Don't stay away too long. I'm already well on my way to forgetting you.

 Cruz : How about I take both you lovely ladies out for a drink?

 Masters : I'm gonna stay and run a few extra tests on House's patient.

 Danberg : Create a crisis, so you can ride in just in time to save the day.

BECKETT : Yeah, but then why did he ask us who the linchpin was?

 Sophia : He was ascertaining how much we knew before he killed you.

 Castle : Well, if you're right, and the attack on us was staged,

The fire crews were unable to contain the blaze in Blakely's apartment.

 Sophia : I want you to run this through every facial rec database we have.

 Sophia : I want to know who she is and I want to know how the hell

a 10-year-old girl can be the first domino in the march toward war.

 Sophia : You know, that guy you threw out the window, Gary Harper?

 Sophia : You were there at the drop off with the Spaniard. You were good.

 Barney : I don't care how long it takes... Days, weeks, half a year.

 Mr Druthers : I want this thing to really smack him in the face.

 Ted : Mr. Druthers, thank you again for understanding about lily.

 House : the scaring her to death... What is that? That's gratitude?

 House : Well, take out what you did to yourself yesterday... we're back to the kidneys and the bones.

 Hank : If there's any more transplant talk from you, Lola, or anybody else,

 House : I'll start treating the Addison's, which will most likely destroy what's left of your kidneys.

I've got some big boy diapers in my office. The rep hands 'em out like candy.

Ofcourse, why should I trust someone who lies about what he's doing Friday night?

 Angry Lady : This is the same list they gave us a half hour ago. It's posted over there.

Now, I have to deflate the blood pressure cuff and see if he bleeds.

We're going to find someone to take him to the hospital, then find your mom.

 Art Torino : Wasn't nobody supposed to be in there on account of the renovation.

 Torino : But, hey, you know, human life, still a tragedy, right?

 Castle : your bank required high levels of insurance on that building

 Castle : Right. The downside being, you'll go to prison for murder.

 Torino : Are you kidding me? I wouldn't burn down my own building, okay?

 Torino : I take offense to that. Just because I'm Italian, I'm in the mob?

 Beckett : and you also have convictions in racketeering, fraud, assault...

 Torino : Yeah, okay, okay. I moved on. I'm out of the life now.

 Phoebe : You're not more excited than I am. No way. I'm the most excited.

 Phoebe : I couldn't tell him no. He got so sad. Maybe it'll be all right.

 Beckett : Here's my view and unlike yours, mine is based on fact.

 Beckett : Hamilton just happened to have been shot with a large caliber gun.

 Beckett : CSU just found that your .45 caliber gun was fired this morning.

 Randolph : There was a flock of pigeons on my roof this morning, squawking.

 Randolph : Given that the only evidence you have is frozen inside Mr. Hamilton,

 Beckett : Yes, but with no witness to the shooting, all we've got is a gun.

 Castle : And since we can't match ballistics without the bullets,

 Announcer : Strap in as their moms get busy planning their fairytale wedding.

 Gates : Oh, that girl was smarter than anybody gave her credit for.

 Beckett : Uniforms are still making their way through every building

 Beckett : that uses any trace of Alluaudia on the Upper East Side.

 Esposito : And the entrepreneur host of the Financial Channel's

 Finn : It may just be a virus. But I'd like to wait for the blood tests to be sure.

 Meredith : So he can go home today? Derek says he can pick him up.

 Meredith : - He can go home. - You hear that, Doc? You can go home.

 Meredith : And, uh, well, I guess I'm rambling, which I tend to do a lot of lately,

 Finn : I ask because I was wondering if you'd like to go out with me.

 Finn : And you're repeating everything I say so that you can buy yourself some time

 Finn : and figure out how a way to let me down easy. It's OK. I get it.

 Meredith : you know, you're very... It's just that if I were, you would...

Then there are the sacrifices that you can't even figure out why you're making.

 Bailey : Another day, and once again I don't see my name on the board.

-This whole thing was my idea! -Yeah. Thanks for inventing the lottery!

Can l come a little bit closer? Valuable things are getting squished.

 Monica : -Yeah, right there. -Want it there? Take it there, baby.

 Izzie : She should be back here. I didn't see her at the scene.

 Alex : I know it's difficult, but please try to ID who you can.

 Mark : You saved his life, you might as well help finish what you started.

you can see what a high-speed pneumatic neurosurgical drill feels like.

 Sheldon : Now, I have all the ingredients except cardamom seeds.

 Sheldon : why are you so upset about seeing Emily with another man?

 Raj : Wouldn't you be upset if you saw Amy out with someone else?

 Sheldon : Can't happen. We have an ironclad relationship agreement

 Sheldon : which precludes her from physical contact with anyone other than me.

 Sheldon : Well, stick to your guns. There will be a lot of pressure.

 Penny : I can explain. I played hooky with the girls and we all went to Disneyland and go...

 Penny : - What are you doing? - Disneyland, go on, I'm listening.

 Esposito : Well, if Dave was a scam artist, he is the oddest one I ever heard of.

 Esposito : and the union guy, Dave never asked him for a payoff.

 Beckett : Okay, that's a good point. So what's the upside to Dave's cons?

 Ryan : Two collars for assault, including one with a deadly weapon.

 Beckett : You know, maybe Eric and Dave were working a con together

 Beckett : Do we still have the seized heroin from the Vulcan Simmons case?

Damn! well, I guess we're gonna have to wait till the next slot opens up.

 Raj : Howard's capsule should be reentering the atmosphere any minute.

- It'll be good to have him back. - The Fantastic Four, reunited, ha, ha.

 Raj : - Stuart and I have become good friends. - Okay, one vote for, one vote against.

 Sheldon : - Leonard, you're the tiebreaker. - I don't have a problem with Stuart.

 Phoebe : I will find a selfless good deed. I gave birth to three children...

...and I won't let them be raised in a world where Joey's right!

...and it's me who'd learned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had...

-I feel bad. I broke my leg once too. -Yeah? How'd yours happen?

Let's just say there was a typographical error with a sex manual.

 Bauer : Since he is no longer in my employ, I don't see the relevance.

 Beckett : The relevance is that he is connected to a murder investigation.

 Castle : You know what I'm struck by is your total lack of curiosity

 Castle : as to why a Homicide detective is asking about your employee.

 Bauer : I'm sorry, Detective. Those people are not part of EHI.

Wow, that's amazing how you would just know that off the top of your head.

 Bauer : I make a point of meeting every member of my EHI family.

 Beckett : Well, then, I'm sure you won't mind if we check your files

 Beckett : along with the records that you have on Miles Madsen.

 RICHARD : Stevens was supposed to be in my office at 9 : 30. Didn't show.

 RICHARD : - Did you two change your minds? - No, she said she was coming in.

 ALEX : Need to run a CT on this kid's abdomen. Superhero stuff's way out of hand.

 ALEX : Really? Did Santa ever hit you in the gut with a baseball bat?

 GEORGE : So why does a guy have four ortho surgeries in one year?

 CALLIE : Because he's a serious athlete, his body takes a beating.

He's 55. You think an ankle replacement and 26 miles a day is a good idea?

He's pounding the crap out of his joints and he's asking you to clean it up.

 CALLIE : You know how many hips I replace 'cause people can't bother

 CALLIE : Sometimes we can make dreams come true. It's not often.

 Beckett : Said that you know how to keep a party going all night long.

 Marvin "oz" Osminkowski : What kind of party you looking to get into?

 Marvin "oz" Osminkowski : I think I got something to fit that bill.

If it says I'm not pregnant, that doesn't mean I won't get pregnant.

 Chandler : Stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us.

 House : Dr. Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so, unfortunately, she's much too busy to deal with you.

I'm also the only doctor currently employed at this clinic who is forced to be here against his will.

Because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin.

Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this.

And, no, I do not have a pain management problem. I have a pain problem.

 Chase : I'm not sure scaring your boyfriend is the best medicine for him right now.

 Mindy : I know. I get stupid when I'm scared. Don't go rock climbing.

 Mindy : Look, I was wondering. Before this happened, we were having sex.

What? You're wondering if whatever he has, you might've gotten it?

 Eric : -I was just gonna take out my lenses. -Oh, yeah. Try that.

Or both of you will be sent to places far less pleasant than New Jersey.

 Adams : Abdominal biopsy showed flattened villi. Looks like you were right about celiac.

 Taub : You do remember Chase got stabbed doing a test House didn't order.

 Adams : Good comparison, since both patients were tweaked on steroids.

 Adams : We were right. I proved it and the patient didn't bleed out.

 Taub : but his lung function is at 60% and his liver is tanking.

 Adams : And he has major symptoms of celiac without actually having celiac.

 Leonard : We're up on the roof bouncing laser beams off the moon.

It's cool. We've got a two-meter parabolic reflector and everything.

 Man : How can you bounce stuff off the moon? There's no gravity.

 Zack : It's a surprise party, doesn't matter when we get there.

 Thirteen : Because the patient's got a high fever, a low heart rate,

 Thirteen : and a dim chance of survival if we stand here like idiots.

 Kutner : How do you get coal out of a mountain when it's someone else's mountain?

 Kutner : If we don't have House, doesn't mean we can't think like House.

 Kutner : then push it to the surface. Where we see the light, we cut.

 Thirteen : After your surgery experience, we can't give you anesthesia...

 Lou : but my former boss didn't insist on me coming here because of you or...

 Lou : ton of work to do, she can't just wait for me to get better.

 Howard : - Next time, make your own date. - Didn't wanna make this one.

 Leonard : Look on the bright side, she might turn out to be a nice, beautiful girl.

 Raj : ...and we'll spend the rest of our lives in total silence.

 Sheldon : Okay, there's a lab animal supply company in Reseda you could try.

 Sheldon : But if your research is going to have human applications, I suggest white mice.

 Penny : I swear to God, Sheldon, one day, I'm gonna get the hang of talking to you.

...to give me a bartending shift so I need to practice mixing drinks.

Oh, well, great. The key to acquiring proficiency in any task is repetition.

 House : which makes your job more significant, which is why you did the surgery,

 Taub : I'm not doing this to save my job. I'm doing this to save his life.

 Sara : We still have our clothes on. At least that's a good sign.

 Sara : My parents warned me about this since they first sent me to boarding school.

 Alexis : He works with the police. I'm sure he's looking for us right now.

 Beckett : A witness saw a black Yukon leaving Greenpoint just after the van arrived.

They've got a 24-hour head start. They could be anywhere by now.

All right, let me put it this way. Your gross receipts on this one order...

Your father's a gynecologist and you had a house full of servants.

 Raj : We only had four servants. And two of them were children.

 Stacy : What's so great about you is you always think you're right.

And what's so frustrating about you is you are right so much of the time.

 Stacy : But with you, I was lonely. And with Mark, there's room for me.

 Cuddy : Stacy's husband is going to need close monitoring at the hospital,

And so we drove through the night, out of Desperation Day and into Valentine's.

I'm saying you have a genetic disease that's destroying your capillaries.

 House : Not surprising, since the most common initial symptoms,

 House : But they can also be the result of his arteries and veins merging together.

 House : Or at least he forgot to mention his bloody tissue issue.

 House : There is no medicine like happiness. Except maybe laughter.

 House : It's actually not that bad after the first, I don't know, 9 or 10 inches.

 Wilson : Of course. Just a minor spasm in a muscle you've been using multiple times a day

 Wilson : Not a major side effect caused by the overuse of a particular narcotic painkiller.

 Wilson : So, no reason to think about cutting back on your use of that particular pill.

I'm telling you Rach, I've gone dead hunting with Phabby before.

Yeah, I mean, when you start a party at 7, no one shows up at, you know, 7.

 Beckett : How long were you working for the Bollinger campaign, Mr. Kirby?

 Kirby : Mr. Family Values tells his wife that he's gonna work late,

 Kirby : Twenty minutes later, he is "polling his constituency. "

 Beckett : - She was a pro? - You don't think with a body like that

Damn! Those are some seriously fine five-star class-B misdemeanors.

 Beckett : You don't just pay for the two minutes that you used.

 Beckett : The 800 number is registered to a PO box from out of state.

We're gonna have to get cyber to track down the IP, see where it's hosted.

 Castle : Just give me a call on my phone, which is 347-555-0179. Thank you.

 Joey : She loves sandwiches, sports. Although she is a Met fan.

I just feel like such a fool. I thought this guy was my soul mate.

 Ross : The guy on the other side of you was "Smelly Von Brown Shirt."

 Ross : You said it might be weird, the whole student/teacher thing?

 Rachel : Monica was so sweet. She left a little mint on my pillow.

 Fireman #2 : -We determined the cause of the fire. -I know. It was my candle, my candle!

 Thomas : We did however have some expectations that you might call first.

 Chase : And I'm taking it off because it doesn't explain losing his teeth.

 Taub : The kid's diabetic. The periodontitis could be real but completely unrelated.

 House : the Jurassic schlong that I was traumatized by this afternoon.

 Bailey on the phone : But God bless the child that's got his own

 Alexis : Look, I'm sorry about that whole "hot mess" thing I said before.

 Mandy : Before, you asked how it happens, how someone becomes like me.

 Mandy : and by the time you realize it, it's already who you are.

 Rachel : That was one time, Ross, and they were only, like, five milligrams.

 Ross : Hey, Emma, Daddy has some presents for you, okay? I want you to wait right here.

 Rachel : Ross, actually, there's something that I really need to talk to you about.

 Joey's Voice, But She Sees Ross : - What is it? - Oh, major shampoo explosion!

 Rachel : - Look, Ross, this really isn't easy. - Oh, it's all over everything!

 Beckett : All you had to do was match the crime scene to the video.

 Beckett : Which is why you transferred Madison's blood to the ceiling.

 Beckett : His only crime was a B and E in which stolen goods were stolen,

 Dunan : although he will be on probation for the remainder of the term.

 Stuart : When you're ready to apologize, you know where to find me.

 Sheldon : There should be no value to his pseudo-celebrity here!

 Sheldon : This affront to justice and decency cannot go unanswered.

 Callie : Your best friend violently disses our marriage every chance she gets,

 Callie : publicly, repeatedly. Why do you think she does that George?

 Callie : George! George, do not laugh at me. Do not laugh at me.

 George : ...she's blonde, she's stacked, she's a supermodel, I'm George.

 Bailey : will take most, if not all, of the surgeons off the floor,

 Izzie : Postoperative labs show a crit of 30 and normal coagulation.

 George : I know you think I like Meredith, but I don't like Meredith.

Look, this guy is bad news, Chandler. I can sense he's an operator.

She's moving on, okay? If it's not this guy, it's gonna be somebody else.

...you are gonna have to get used to the fact the relationship is over!

 Leonard : It was. But one night Sheldon came home from work....

 Past Howard : I can't speak for these guys, but I'm sitting on my tushy. Heh, heh.

There were people on the first floor who were moving out and sold it for $100.

 Past Leonard : -Howard and Raj helped me bring it up. -What's wrong with the furniture we have?

 Rachel : I just wanted to see if there were any leads on the old job front.

-I looked everywhere. There's no gas leak. -So then I can heat this up?

Great. Listen, could you do us a favor and not tell Chandler and Monica about this?

Well, I'm gonna have to put on a new lock. They'll find out anyway.

It's looking like an all-day job. I'm gonna have to cancel my yoga class.

Hey, Ross. Could you tell Jasmine I can't make it to yoga class today?

 Ross : -Oh, my God! What happened to the door? -So it's noticeable, huh?

-Look, is Rachel here? I need to talk to her. -Didn't you two already talk?

 Ross : Okay. Look, you guys know that Rachel and I slept together..

 Cristina : ...apologize for, you know, overstepping... I'm sorry.

It's not like what's hiding underneath the couch cushions is going to do it.

I seem to remember pushing paperwork for a multi-million dollar surgery robot.

There was a waiting list for that. It will bring in huge business.

 Patricia : And could you and the robot handle that business without nurses?

Maybe it's the thrill of trading the familiar for the unfamiliar.

 Barney : It's kind of nice having food around here for a change.

 Cuddy : Because I thought you were an interesting lunatic even then.

 Cameron : I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I love you.

 Cuddy : I'll see you in later? I have some papers to push for you.

 Ted from 2030 : Leaving uncle marshall with the unfortunate task

 [FLASHBACK]Marshall on the phone : Yeah, so now she's gone and the wedding's off.

 [FLASHBACK]Marshall on the phone : Who just takes off and leaves like that?

 [FLASHBACK]Marshall on the phone : I think that that's a little strong.

 [FLASHBACK]Marshall on the phone : You would use a word like that.

 House : My next condolence call is arriving. I'll see you guys tomorrow.

 Wilson : I figured it might help make a good impression on the judge.

- Why are we making sandwiches? - That's what you do when someone dies.

 CHRISTINA : - It's shiva. - Is it shiva even if she's Catholic?

 MEREDITH : Let's just have some perspective, and remember what I did

 MEREDITH : - is a tiny, slightly small... - Whatever. Spit it out.

 Cuddy : So, you guys ready to give some ground so we can make this deal?

 Cuddy : You've taken weeks to respond to every proposal I've presented.

 Eli : AtlanticNet Insurance is the largest healthcare provider in New Jersey,

 Cuddy : If you don't accept the offer, we're gonna terminate the contract.

Princeton-Plainsboro is the smallest hospital in our entire network.

I know what you pay Bergen, Newark Beth Israel, Robert Wood Johnson...

You expect me to host a boring game of people answering questions?

I thought I'd bring in my decorator because I feel like I'm at my best..

 Cameron : I think the two questions had two different objectives.

 House : Well, of course he's got TB. The guy's been in the jungle for 20 years.

 House : If he tested positive for pinkeye, would you think that was his big problem?

 Cameron : I did a test. It was positive. Why is that a problem?

 House : the stubborn jerk thinks he's right. He won't let us do any more tests.

I did an LP, too. Low glucose, and he has an increased sed rate.

 Cameron : If any of the symptoms are caused by the TB, it would throw off our diagnosis.

 Cuddy : I only did that because I thought you were getting clean.

 Ross : My doctoral dissertation is in the library at school. I went to see it.

And there were students making babies right in the paleontology section.

...was there a place on campus where students went to fool around?

In the corner of the library where all the books were that nobody ever read.

 Ross : Great, because people kept showing up. I think it's like a thing.

 House : Well, that's one example of a blue pill. Name six others.

 Cuddy : I heard about Dr. Cameron's conditions for coming back to work.

 House : It's purely business. I'll make sure you get the receipt.

 Cuddy : Bear in mind, Cameron's probably the only female who could tolerate you.

I've made a lot of cash for this company. I am talking big bucks!

 Rachel : I get it, but, Mona, what relationship is not complicated?

Because what's going on has nothing to do with how I feel about you.

 Ross : but I thought it was better that you heard it from Rachel's father.

 Castle : As a matter of fact, we thought you were already dead.

 Luca : We knew our families would never approve of what we had,

so we were gonna use the opportunity to leave the life for good.

 Luca : He started hitting up store owners on our turf for protection payments.

 Elderly Woman : Gastric adenocarcinoma. Fifteen years in remission.

 Middle Aged Man : I was able to walk my daughter down the aisle last May.

 Wilson : Mikey Kimble started kindergarten before the age cut-off.

You are setting sail up the Hudson. You've got the wind in your... arms.

 Rachel : You get all that peace and quiet you've always wanted.

 House : Since we know everything, we might as well treat for everything.

 Wilson : I picked up one of the copies of the book that Chase left in the lounge.

 Wilson : The inside back flap, there's a picture of the author.

 Leonard : The woman's not interested in me. The woman rejected me.

 Sheldon : You have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny...

 Sheldon : ...of discovering at the center of every black hole...

 Sheldon : ...is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.

 Sheldon : Nevertheless, I do feel obligated to point out to you...

 Lyle : I went and I shoplifted a pint of Jack, but the shop owner caught me.

 Lyle : He made me pick up every single piece of litter in his parking lot as punishment.

 Lyle : When I heard the sirens, I thought he was arresting me, too.

 Monica : You own an Italian restaurant, and you think that tastes good?

 Gates : I know what they call me, Detective. "Iron" Gates. I hear the whispers.

 Gates : Get him to voluntarily surrender his coat for fiber testing without a warrant.

 Gates : Tell him it's the only way to keep it out of the media.

 Castle : I play poker with the guy. I can tell when he's bluffing.

 Beckett : What about if I have to force his hand? Can you be an asset then?

 Castle : Look, I don't think he did it, but if he did, I want to know.

 Dr. Riggin : for developing an incredibly expensive rat poison.

 Dr. Riggin : We just thought their bodies were adjusting to the increase in muscle mass,

 Dr. Riggin : Oh, well, get a new compound to play with next week.

 Chase : Your socks are dry. And unfortunately, so is your shirt,

 Monica : There's no man in here! How dare you accuse me of that!

 Rachel : And she knows how to build a fire. That'll come in handy.

 Monica : If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?

"Barracuda" was the first song I learned to play on the keyboard.

 Beckett : - What's up, Castle? You proposing? - Oh, no. Just waiting for you.

 Castle : - Yeah, you're my work wife. - No, I'm not your work wife.

 Castle : - The blood's bold, but it works. - Not sure he'd agree.

Victor Fink, 43, gallery owner. There's no sign of forced entry.

 Esposito : No, but according to his assistant, Darius Langley, they close at 8 : 00.

 Esposito : Far as he can tell, there's nothing missing off the walls or from the back.

 Castle : - Anything off those security cameras? - Fake. Not even hooked up.

 Beckett : Or made plans to meet him here. Check with the assistant.

 Lanie : He had some fight in him. Abrasions on the forearms, on the hands.

 Beckett : - And then he made a run for the stairs. - Only to be shot in the back.

 Wilson : One of the morgue attendants asked me to bring this to you.

 Wilson : I was wondering why the Times was returning your call.

 Wilson : He's made a mistake. Revealing the truth doesn't undo it.

 Cameron : Kids love him, and he's not who they think he is. It's not right.

 Wilson : Who cares if he's what he says he is? Who the hell is?

Good. Not that we don't want you to stay. Obviously, you're welcome.

 Elizabeth : I just have one problem left that I do not know how to solve.

Rachel, maybe you wanna come upstairs and help me figure it out?

 Wilson : For one fleeting moment, for an incredibly stupid reason,

 Chase : When House was in prison, you worked at Mercy, in plastics, right?

 Chase : A fellowship's supposed to train you to stand on your own.

 Penny : Okay, I get it, I get It. You are an emotionless robot.

 Sheldon : to go to the bathroom, and this one's gone all cattywampus.

 Raj : Wow, your work on jellyfish neural nets sounds so interesting.

 Girl : It is. You can download my paper off the university server.

 Raj : interspersed with painful moments of silence, it was bananas.

 House : No, normal white blood count. Carbon monoxide poisoning?

 House : Go, check out the house that they would have checked had this been a real case.

 House : and get the priest in a hyperbaric chamber before anything else falls off.

 Foreman : I get a letter of recommendation from Cuddy and find a new job.

 Cuddy : House was right. Our relationship did affect my judgment.

 Thirteen : Then I should quit. It'll be easier for me to find another job.

 Sheldon : I'm gonna see if I can get James Earl Jones to do it in post.

 Claire : If you don't think meeting your friends is too big a step.

 House : Today, you're going to split yourselves into two teams.

 House : The first to figure out what's threatening to deprive the patient

 House : I'm a jerk. The only thing that matters is what you think. Can you do the job?

 Cameron : You hired a black guy because he had a juvenile record. No.

You hired me to get into my pants? I can't believe that that would shock you.

 Cameron : I did an internship at the Mayo Clinic. Yeah. You were a very good applicant.

 House : To think that you were hired because of some genetic gift of beauty instead of some genetic gift of intelligence?

 House : People choose the paths that gain them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort.

 House : That's a law of nature, and you defied it. That's why I hired you.

 House : You could have married rich. You could have been a model.

 House : You could have just shown up and people would have given you stuff. Lots of stuff.

 House : But you didn't. You worked your stunning little ass off.

 Izzie : I'm having a seizure. I am clearly mid-seizure. I'm seizing.

All I'm saying is if she needs to pee she could at least wear a bra.

For the love of sanitation, could she wash her hands? She's a surgeon.

You said you were blocking the sink. I think you're exaggerating.

Oh. We're still pretending that you're not seeing a patient, right?

 Cristina : People, what's with all the evil misery? Huh? Live and let live.

 Cristina : And now, three ambulances are coming in full of bloody broken car crash victims,

Relax. You're only at 9 centimeters, and the baby's at zero station.

 Angelica : So, I thought that if I simply pretended that my bracelet had been stolen,

 Beckett : Except you created two new problems, your chauffeur and his sister.

 Beckett : So she admitted to insurance fraud hoping to avoid murder charges.

 Beckett : Yeah, she's a desperate woman on the verge of losing her wealth.

 Castle : what did he put in there that his sister was so desperate to get?

 Beckett : Castle, you went through that storage unit with a fine-tooth comb.

 Beckett : You know what, I gotta stick around. I have to go over Angelica's alibi.

 Sheldon : ...is because I have to attend a memorial service for Professor Tupperman.

- That sounds like a long and tedious evening. - Ah, it will be.

 Sheldon : Honestly, if I must endure a long and tedious evening...

 Sheldon : But I have no choice. The tenure committee is going to be there.

I'm well versed in academic politics, and as a respected scientist...

- Do anything interesting today? - Not really. I was out shopping with Amy.

 Penny : She wanted me to help her find something for this memorial.

What, Sheldon's going to be there? We all promised we weren't gonna go.

 Sally Niedermeyer : There's no Shakir Nidal Nattar here! Only Sally Niedermeyer.

 Beckett : Ma'am, did you send a package by bike courier this morning?

 Beckett : Some bozo at the courier company wrote the name wrong.

 Beckett : And in the course of the crime, a bike messenger was killed.

 Beckett : Yeah, we're trying to figure out why they stole the bag.

 Castle : Or "no," you don't remember or know what's in the package?

 Sally Niedermeyer : Yes, to the second part, the "don't know" part.

 Beckett : - Where'd you get the package? - From my favorite nephew. Brady.

 Sally Niedermeyer : Ten years ago, just before they sent him upstate.

 Sally Niedermeyer : and then he said, "Mema, take good care of this package.

 Jared : Okay, I want her flown to the Maldives, and in half an hour,

 Jared : I want your plan on how to make that happen. Are we clear?

 Jared : I don't want any police near this car. Just drop off the food.

But she didn't seem to know about his plan to break her out until just now.

 Beckett : What about you? Anything on Stone's known associates?

 Castle : Stone may have lived online, but he wasn't very social.

 Beckett : Tech scrubbed his computer and found a hidden directory

The only thing that was left was the name of the directory. White Knight.

 Beckett : He's still not speaking. State medical records indicate

Maybe it's crazy in a perfect world : a world without lab coats and blazers.

 Tour Guide : But you not in a perfect world. You in a museum now.

 Tour Guide : He and I used to play together in grade school, but now...

 Penny : You're Lucy, right? I'm a friend of Raj Koothrappali's.

 Phoebe : Smoked a joint, you know? Lit a bone. Weed, hemp, ganja

 Steve : -These are fantastic! -Gosh! I'm so glad you liked them.

 Beckett : that Alexis has gone to everyone but me on this case?

 Beckett : And it kind of feels like when it comes to the two of them,

 Patrice Tolbert : I know who you are, what you're trying to do.

 Castle : we are not here to tell you that Frank Henson is innocent.

Questions no one else can answer, otherwise we would not bother you.

 Alexis : Did Kim have problems with any of the other guys she was seeing?

 Vogel : Over the season, Mickey's become more and more unstable.

 Beckett : Mr. Vogel, did Sid break the news to Mickey last night?

 Charity : Why don't you recite your favorite passage of scripture.

 House : Two successful surgeries, two lives saved. I'm over my quota.

 House : So give him garden-variety Levaquin, and a garden-variety echocardiogram.

 Cuddy : The blood work will show us which type of pneumonia it is...

 House : If he's huffing nail polish or pulling the wings off his pet parrot,

 House : Rico and I no longer trust you deciding what's important and what's not.

 Foreman : You ever think about writing a book on office politics?

 House : it would be a lot worse if I told her that you had to break into her house.

The guy's been working there every day for the last three weeks.

 Foreman : - I'm not breaking into my boss's house. - I'm your boss.

 Wilson : - No. Not a chance. - Then where do you think they're going?

 Wilson : Because it's not like House. That was your point, right?

he's gotta tell somebody, and the only somebody he knows is you.

 Castle : You're the guy in the sketch. You were at the farmhouse.

 Castle : You know what's going on here? Do you know where my daughter is?

 Hunt : Given how you're feeling so bad about your 200-buck phone,

 Hunt : you might want to pick up that three-million-dollar briefcase.

 House : But I guess I was wrong. You picked perfect women. You just screwed it up.

How about all five of us sleep together and the $7,000 sex doll?

 House : Adams suggests that we all sleep together, and your issue is high prices.

 House : I'm 99% sure that you're right, but I would never forgive myself...

 Taub : Those dolls are only $5,000. He must have had it customized somehow.

 House : Guess we don't need to ask how your dating life is going.

 House : Fibrosis fits. Start the patient on steroids. And find out how he pimped his ride.

 Wilson : but in a weird way, it's a step forward, this thing with Emily.

 Sheldon : I just want you both to know, when I publish my findings...

 Sheldon : ...you can expect a very effusive footnote and perhaps a signed copy.

 Sheldon : If there's going to be a theme, I should let you know...

 Howard : Yeah. We'll keep that in mind. Look, we need to talk to you...

 Raj : -It's not about that. -We agreed to never speak of it again.

 Meredith : She wants her mother's approval. She wanted to please her.

 Bailey : Cristina's got the flu. You need to pick up the slack.

But first of all, I would like to say you both performed very well, okay?

And I'd also like to say, in this competition, there are no losers.

 Rachel : - Well, then I demand a recount! - Actually, it wasn't that close.

 Beckett : I can't just stop being a cop just because it's inconvenient.

 Weldon : My office is cooperating fully with both investigations,

 Weldon : will reveal that I am completely innocent of any wrongdoing.

 Martha : You believed Damian Westlake He's rotting in prison for murder.

 Castle : there's something very wrong with this whole situation.

 Castle : You know Weldon's not behind this. That's why you offered your help.

 Amy : I will be able to map and reproduce your thought processes

 Amy : and therefore, subsume your conclusions under my paradigm.

What about me? Denise is leaving town for a while. I don't have a roommate.

 Raj : This is about me having a place where I can open up about my feelings.

 Raj : or and call me names, or ask me if my "Koothrapanties are in a bunch."

 House : A moment ago, you thought you were dying. Blind is actually good news.

 Kutner : Which means we're gonna have to remove your whole head.

 House : It does if one of the other organ recipients also had a brain issue.

And who was gonna be your best man? Don't say Ross. Do not say Ross.

I just don't think that Monica and I are ready yet. I love her...

 Chandler : ...but seeing Ross and Rachel come out of that chapel...

...was like a wake-up call that Monica and I are moving so fast, you know.

 Brennan : No ID, no wallet, no missing person's report filed for 100 miles...

 House : so he doesn't pick up Extreme Bitch Syndrome from one of the nurses.

 House : Search the street where he was mugged. Find the car and the registration.

he's gonna wind up singing Osmond songs and proposing to five nurses at once.

If they don't like you, you've gotta be right, or you're not worth anything.

 Sheldon : I'd be in my lair enjoying the money the people of Earth gave me...

 Leonard : I saw you tearing up when the village flooded and everyone had to relocate.

 Penny : No, I was thinking how come they get to leave and I can't.

 Leonard : Because you always say no, and then you eat haIf my fries.

 Leonard : No, I love them. I save them for the end, but they're gone because you ate them.

- All right. L'd like an order of fries. - Great. That'll be 5 dollars.

 Castle : I just would like you to keep the rose color on your glasses

 Alexis : I've gotten straight A's, awards, more trophies than I can count.

 Ryan : No, but this Bobby invited her over once. She knows where he lives.

 Esposito : Remove the backpack and place it on the ground, slowly!

 Cameron : They either got it from each other or in the same place.

What we have to do is check out parasites, viruses, bacteria, fungi,

 House : prions, radiation, toxins, chemicals. Or it's Internet porn-related.

 House : I'll check the Internet. You guys cover the rest of the stuff.

 Chase : If they can live here without killing each other, they must really be in love.

 Foreman : We show that to House, he'll just call the guy a cheating bastard.

 Chase : You think they just like the sexy feel of latex against their genitals?

 Chase : Good. Then I'm sure you'll have no problem convincing House.

 House : Right, I bet he told you that she's the love of his life.

 Foreman : But they don't go up against two armed gunmen to save someone unless they...

 House : There's a reason that we don't let kids vote or drink or work in salt mines.

I had a couple headaches last month, a mild fever. Sometimes I can't sleep, and I have trouble concentrating.

 House : Apparently not while researching this stuff on the Internet.

 Cameron : Figures life's too short and too painful. So he just says what he thinks.

 Foreman : "I say what I think" is just another way of saying "I'm an assho"...

 Cameron : Well, if you wanted to be judged for your medical prowess only,

 Foreman : Don't know about ticks, but her dog's definitely got fleas.

 Wilson : Yes, because of my senile patient's granddaughter, you caught me.

 Cuddy : My computer crashed. Lost my database of his acquaintances.

 Cuddy : I know nothing about Wilson having a friend named Sarah.

I can show you four right now if you ask me one more review question.

 Taub : who doesn't like getting involved in other people's problems.

 Foreman : Patient's file said she lost some weight on a new diet, right?

 Alex : Take him to the treatment area. They'll fix you up there, OK?

- I need you to get back up here. - There's a pregnant woman down here!

 House : Struck me as a little weird, thought it might be medically relevant.

 House : The day you crashed in your entryway was your girlfriend's birthday.

 House : You weren't there for the mail, you were trying to go lay flowers on her grave.

 Barney : to the time Ted told us about his first date with Zoey.

 Robin : I mean, who pays attention to that sappy romantic crap?

 Penny : You told Sheldon? Do you know what a terrible position this puts me in?

No. No. No. I'm gonna wear this all the time! I love this shirt!

Same as you are, love, acceptance, solid return on an investment.

 Cameron : Not with the tachycardia. It could be a virus in his brain.

The seizures could be caused by plaques and lesions on the brain.

 Foreman : He wouldn't survive the move to Radiology. MRI and CT scan are both out.

Okay, lumbar puncture will tell us if his proteins are elevated,

 Chase : We'd be inserting a needle into an area that's teeming with bacteria.

 Chase : If he doesn't have a brain infection already, we'd give him one for sure.

They do sound alike. I used one to look at a brain this morning.

 Foreman : Why didn't you take the patient to Radiology, get an MRA?

 Esposito : Now I see what you and Jenny got planned for Christmas Eve.

 Gates : Let's finish up this hoochie-coochie thing and get on with it.

 Beckett : How does a guy on a motorcycle connect to Edmund landing in the park?

 Castle : Nothing connects. Why does a man watch a Christmas movie,

 Castle : Unless the key to Edmund's story is It's A Wonderful Life.

 Castle : George Bailey tried to commit suicide on Christmas Eve

 Castle : But what if Edmund was trying to jump off a metaphoric bridge,

 Ryan : Actually, it looks like Edmund was way more than just a Santa.

 Ryan : I finally got a hold of that lawyer that he'd been calling.

She'd actually filed a suit on behalf of his neighbors, the Cabots,

He's wound up. We had to stop at every maple-candy stand on the way here.

l'm sorry, there's no record of your reservation in the computer.

Let me get this straight. l called to try to cancel my reservation...

...was told it's not refundable. Then we drove six hours all the way up here...

-...and now we don't have a reservation? -l don't know what to say.

 Receptionist : The only thing we have available is our deluxe suite. The rate is $600.

 Ryan : Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no. None of us are saying that.

 Ryan : All he's saying is that if it were anyone else, we'd look into it.

 Esposito : See if there's any unusual activity around the time of the purchase.

 Beckett : Fine. But we do it quietly, and he never finds out about it.

 Ryan : I'm not sure. But I know they were together that weekend in the Hamptons.

 Ryan : I was going to keep it a secret myself, but under the circumstances...

 Ryan : Hey, you don't really think that Castle had anything to do with this, do you?

 Esposito : The best thing we can do is try to prove this evidence wrong.

 Captain : You could scream and scream, and not a soul would hear you.

 Captain : I noticed you've been spending a lot of time with Zoey.

 Alexis : - I thought the case was over. - It is. Wrapped up all nice and neat.

 Castle : In a book, that's a good thing. In real life, nothing is that neat.

Unless you chain them to a radiator, which, for some reason, is illegal.

 Martha : Darling, I need you to help me decide on what to take.

 Martha : Oh, and I need to get my bags down. Richard, could you give us a hand?

Ben... Ben's not our killer. The real killer was just playing with us.

 Castle : He wants us to drop our guard. He wants to make a big scene.

 Castle : Montgomery took the detail off her place. She's alone.

She's not picking up. Call the precinct. Tell them to get over there right away.

 Castle : Tell them we were wrong. Tell them the killer's still alive.

 Martha : Captain Montgomery, please. Yes, tell him it's an emergency.

 Castle : It wasn't Ben Conrad! He's not the killer! The killer's still alive!

 Wade : Starts asking me questions about her, wants to know what she's doing there.

 Beckett : Mr. Wade, that's you following her. Not some other guy.

 Wade : I followed her until she got into a cab and then I came back to the monastery.

 Castle : A good storyteller uses details. It's what sells the lie.

 Wade : It's not a lie. There was an ad for Wicked on top of it.

 Beckett : Not exactly. I think he's guilty because of his contact with the victim,

 Beckett : I think he's guilty because of his contact with the victim, the stalking,

 Castle : and his role in a sinister conspiracy involving Freemasons.

 Beckett : I can't believe you're really buying into that letter.

 Castle : I did a little research into the author of our letter, Mr. Theodore Rose.

 Castle : Did you know he was a thirty-third degree Master Mason?

 Esposito : So that makes him, what, like a Freemason black belt?

 Castle : meaning this letter could be the key to finding the great secret of the Masons

 Castle : The East Mountain Goblin army is attacking from the base of Mt. Orr.

 Castle : Which means their king will be leading them into battle.

 Beckett : and see if you can trace the location where Henry logged in?

 Leonard : That's my original series Battlestar Galactica flight suit.

 Penny : If you mean it should end up in the same place, then I agree.

 Penny : - Is this all your clothes? - Yup, everything since the eighth grade.

 Foreman : Except no abdominal pain, patient hasn't lost his appetite

 Foreman : and the last I checked, the gastrointestinal tract isn't connected to the heart.

 Cole : body's reaction to the tumor causes paraneoplastic syndrome,

 Taub : Could be dangerous. If the bleeding was caused by liver failure

 House : Liver is the one organ you can't ascribe to intracranial pressure.

 Taub : It causes an increase in the cavernous sinus pressure, which causes pressure

 Taub : and then I'd look like a hypocrite in front of the thousands of people

If you're right, and we stick a scope back down a kid with liver failure,

 Sheldon : ...from Victorian England into the post-apocalyptic future...

 Sheldon : ...who survived by feasting on the flesh of the gentle surface-dwelling Eloi.

"I have a Jacuzzi on my balcony. I have a Jacuzzi on my balcony."

 Raj : But wait until I tell him I've got a time machine on my balcony.

...but I think you'll agree that practicality dictates it remain here.

 Sheldon : We're going to need some ground rules. "No shoes in the time machine."

 Derek : We've been fighting this one for a while. I'm hoping this will be the end.

 Derek : - What happened? - End title CO2 just dropped 30 to 16.

 Ryan : He was contacted by an outfit called Manhattan Politics.

 Castle : Well, given the texts we found on Carolyn Decker's phone,

 Alexis : How did you know where I was? Are you having me followed?

 Attorney Nick Keller : Okay, look. This is not about what I did.

 Alexis : Says the man who violated his daughter's civil rights.

 Castle : Technically, I would have to be the government to violate...

 Castle : Whatever it takes when you're keeping secrets from me!

 Alexis : You know what? If you're so interested in what I'm doing,

 Alexis : why don't you ask your phone? I'm sure there's an app for that!

 Sheldon : So, did you do that, or am I in the house with an intruder

 Leonard : Sheldon, I got to go inside. It's getting rough out here.

 Foreman : But I think the best shot for both of us is to treat for LCDD.

 Foreman : All right. Let's get you out of this tub and into chemo.

 House : how about asking me before taking a wrench to your plumbing?

 Cuddy : You can't be surprised if we can't take you at your word.

 House : Fine. Let's get you some proof. Hide your eyes, ladies.

 Castle : In the meantime, we should keep the collar-cam active.

 Castle : We don't want whoever's behind this to know we're onto them.

 Beckett : Right, which means just go about your regular routine.

BECKETT : Look, if Kay was the actual target of the surveillance,

 Beckett : what does any of this have to do with Francisco's murder?

 Castle : hears Kay say that she intends to talk to Francisco after the show.

 Castle : Well, we could go through recent photos of Kay, you know,

 Castle : from tabloids, gossip websites, and see if s he can identify any of them

 Beckett : And then there might be a trail that leads back to the guilty party.

 Beckett : You do realize that she's got a serious boyfriend, right?

 Esposito : I mean, I don't even know what she's doing with that knucklehead.

 Castle : Looks like Esposito isn't the only frustrated dog in the precinct.

 Castle : Well, maybe it's her mystery assistant calling for details.

 Castle : Monster? Now that sounds like the kind of ganged-up thug

 Castle : that would shoot you dead and leave you in a dumpster someplace.

You know, like Javier Bardem in any movie where he's got weird hair.

 Esposito : His father died of a drug overdose when he was seven.

 Esposito : His uncle, Martin Decker, is the one who took over guardianship.

 Esposito : Yeah, he was busted for breaking and entering, burglary, resisting arrest.

 Beckett : I'm gonna go in alone so he doesn't feel outnumbered.

 Izzie : They're going to cut out a piece of her spine. Heather Douglas.

 Izzie : Drs. Shepherd and Torres, they're going to straighten her spine.

 George : - Dad, it's your discard. - I'm sorry about running over Bucky.

 Harold : When you were a kid I ran over him and I told you he ran away.

 Harold : - I'm sorry about that. - You ran over my dog on purpose?

 Harold : You were so sensitive, you were such a soft kid. I couldn't bear to tell you.

 Chase : - Naomi, you okay? - No. I can't... I'm getting cramps.

 Foreman : She's on magnesium already. Fluids and terbutaline then.

We're gonna give you some medicine, okay? Try to stop your labor. - Okay.

 House : my speech really wasn't the one you had in mind, so I've cut Cameron.

 Lily : It's gonna be all night, and I think I want a clown there.

 Lily : I'm a little bit scared of clowns, but for you, I'm there.

 Stuart : Um, a little bit of everything. Mostly superhero stuff.

 Stuart : You can't ask a question like that in here. Are you trying to start a rumble?

 Stuart : Well, uh, let's see, you've got your basic clean-cut good guys : 

 Penny : As evidenced by your boyfriend and his fear of hamsters.

 Stuart : Artwork is sophisticated, it's intelligently written...

 Taub : Cerebral infection would explain the headaches, could've caused POTS.

 House : how come you didn't know about the patient till you met his boyfriend?

 Howard : Okay, how do you prevent eddy currents in a transformer?

 Howard : How does the flow rate in a pipe depend on its diameter?

 Sheldon coughing several times : Now I can quit checking my stool.

 Castle : We found it in the dumpster outside your apartment building.

 Beckett : to grab the last few pieces of evidence he had collected.

 Castle : When he realized that your husband was contacting his old boss

 Castle : for help in exposing his company, Carlberg attempted to buy his silence.

 Castle : - But Sam wouldn't accept the bribe. - Of course not, not Sam.

 Beckett : You said that the environment was the most important thing to your husband.

Well, he died trying to save it. And we thought that you should know that.

 Beckett : - Really? How'd you track them down? - It was something you said, Dad.

 Alexis : What if the officer who had originally worked the case had since retired?

 Beckett : Nice work. I'm very impressed you were able to close this case.

 Alexis : I mean, I know it's not like the important stuff you do. But I...

 Beckett : You know, when a person loses someone, this is important.

I'm going to get up, go to work, and not think about him all day.

 MEREDITH : You know, there's a girl who literally has a shard of glass in her chest.

 DEREK : Subdural hematoma, along with air in his mediastinum. Look at his spine.

 MEREDITH : Narrowing of the spine most often a result of aging.

 DEREK : Patient has air in the mediastinum. I wanted you to take a look.

 BURKE : - What do you mean? - She kicks me out of bed at 5 : : 00

so she can have girl talk with Meredith, and now I can't find her.

She was supposed to be my intern. I had to get my own CT. What's going on?

 Castle : to help him get whatever it was he wanted from Talmadge.

 Beckett : Demons don't need help getting past security systems,

 Beckett : The hell I didn't. Who's been in here in the past two hours?

Killer wasn't the Devil. The Devil doesn't need to dispose of evidence.

 Sheldon : In the distance, we hear a lonesome train whistle..."

 Foreman : Woke up in the middle of one in full respiratory arrest.

 Foreman : The dreams are about an ugly old hag trying to strangle him.

 House : Healthy right up until the moment they died in their sleep.

I don't know. But you know what? Maybe it's just all for the best.

 Frank : ...and then getting arrested for stealing those birds...

 Sheldon : Boy, you're wound awfully tight for a man who just had sexual intercourse.

All right, well, I'll talk to you later. But I am so happy for you, Leonard.

 Leonard : Is she happy because I'm seeing someone or because she thinks I'm happy?

 Leonard : Because anyone who cared for someone would want them to be happy...

 Leonard : ...even if the reason for their happiness made the first person unhappy.

 Leonard : ...is now romantically unavailable to the first person.

Do you realize I may have to share a Nobel Prize with your booty call?

Leslie is a terrific girl. She's attractive. We like each other.

 Sheldon : All I know is after the fight I went to Emily's to smooth...

Not just dead, but bonked on the head. Murdered. And there's more.

 Beckett : Okay, so, uh, we have to assume that the killer is armed.

 Castle : Well, just the flight crew, the Air Marshal Service, and the FBI.

 Castle : Alexis is on this flight along with almost 200 other people.

Right. I just... This time, that first step is 39,000 feet off the ground.

 Alexis : You were gone so long, I got worried. Why are you down here?

- I like Mark Ruffalo too. - Yeah, settle down there, fake Wolowitz.

 Leonard : So I had to take Sheldon to the dentist this morning.

I told him that if he didn't bite the hygienist I'd take him for ice cream.

 Lily : Oh, I've had that a couple times. Lean into it and let it fuel things.

 Ted : What if my design could incorporate The Arcadian's facade

It was one of those moments in life where everything comes together...

 Burke : Meredith's mother had some runs of SVT. I'm ordering an echo.

 Burke : - It's been over a week. - I told you it's under advisement.

Are you using this surgery to pressure me into giving you an answer?

 Cristina : - That why I'm not scrubbing in? - I need to give the others a chance.

 Izzie : We need patients, you need doctors, and we just happen to be surgeons.

 Wilson : - Brother won't be happy. - Maybe I have to give back the car.

 Wilson : Because you humiliated him the first time Joey was released.

 Wilson : You think you should still be in third there, ace? - He humiliated himself.

 Wilson : And because your job depends on the kind of mood Vogler's in at the end of his marathon with Cuddy.

Seriously, man, have you ever actually driven an automobile before? There are four gears, you know?

 House : It is my medical opinion that the patient is healthy and can be released.

I see you found out what we're meeting about. You're having a meeting?

 Cuddy : Chai Hu lozenges cause this kind of liver failure? No way.

 House : Not by themselves. But in combination with the interferon it's like gas to a flame.

 Leonard : ...if I wasn't in shock that Sheldon has girl problems.

"Shelly, women aren't anything but flipping pains in the bottom."

 Sheldon : Well, I took out the bad words and the "yeehaw," but you get the gist.

If you don't wanna go to the party, just don't go. You're a grown man.

Act like one. Tell Amy you wanna spend the weekend having a sleepover...

Yeah, maybe she'll dig it. Women like a firm hand on the tiller.

 Sheldon : ...it would be by an advanced species from another planet...

 Dunan : I didn't want anyone to see it until the incident was fully understood.

 Dunan : Jordan is a good student, but she's a bit of a black sheep.

 Dunan : I ran into the cafeteria as soon as the commotion started.

 Ross : What if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the Festival of Lights?

 Ross : Years and years ago, there were these people called the Maccabees!

 Phoebe : -Fine. Okay, enjoy your concert. -Thanks. Enjoy your funeral!

 Chandler : Joey is having a problem. A little girl is beating him up.

 Rachel : Honey, I know. This must be really difficult for you, and

 Leslie : I have a long list of couples that would snatch this up immediately.

 Beckett : This probably would have looked better on the model that didn't show up.

 Matilda : this is exactly the kind of dress I would want for her.

 House : All you need to know is, you've hit the Munchausen's jackpot.

I'm gonna give you a cocktail of insulin for seizure and colchicine

 House : This will absolutely confirm my diagnosis of aplastic anemia.

 House : If you've actually done something to yourself to cause the anemia,

 House : then the treatment will kill you instead of saving you.

 House : Have you been taking anything besides the insulin, the ACTH,

All set. Heart monitor, blood-pressure monitor, and the one on his junk.

 Thirteen : We're going to close the blinds to give you some privacy.

 Kutner : I don't get this guy. He has the coolest gig ever, but he's miserable about it.

 Thirteen : There's nothing wrong with his naughty. It's not B6 toxicity.

 Zack : and then dated me one more time before going back to him,

 Thirteen : Which is what we thought it'd be, remember? This is a good thing.

 Taub : This is an easy thing, and House doesn't take cases that are easy,

 Taub : And he wants to see how long it takes us to catch up to him.

 Derek : Except she's having heart surgery today. Do you want to talk to the chief?

 Derek : You would have drowned in the bathtub had I not been there.

 Meredith : - You're everywhere. - This is the happy ever after part.

 Derek : In the happily ever after part, the guy is there all the time

 Derek : - and the girls love it. - Go to work. I'll see you there.

 Izzie : Your transferring to another hospital means we're not going to be friends?

 Andy : You don't... climb all the way up there together just to leave a man behind.

 Addison : - I am being stalked by pregnant women. - You're an obstetrician.

And barren! Apparently, as a healthy, successful woman in her 30s,

I don't even know. It's just with George going to Mercy West next year...

I gotta go to work. I'm delivering twins today, but only one of them is mine.

 Chandler : -Maybe there is one thing you can do. -What? Anything. Anything.

 Chandler : would it be possible for him to audition for your movie on Thursday?

you'd really feel better if your friend could audition for my movie?

The fact that George hasn't told the chief yet doesn't mean that he won't,

 CHRISTINA : but we can deal with that. I'll talk to him... You talk to him.

 CHRISTINA : Once you're chief, it won't matter. This is good. Nobody will ever know.

 BURKE : It's unimaginable, it's unethical. Dishonorable. I've crossed the line.

You said nobody has to know. I was out there on my own. You made us a team.

 CHRISTINA : - If you couldn't be Preston Burke... - Look, that was your concern, not mine!

 CHRISTINA : How scared I am every time we go into surgery? But I do it. For you.

 House : Is there anybody else here who's alive today because of Dr. James Wilson?

 Beckett : if I've been sneaking into your room almost every night?

 Beckett : And as I recall, we left off this morning somewhere right about here.

 Castle : You name it, she controls it. Just got to work out a few of the kinks.

 Beckett : Well, I still like a few things the old-fashioned way.

 Castle : - No, Lucy. You are. - Rick, you're amazing and you know it.

 Mrs. Geller : It seems your daughter and Richard are something of an item.

 Mr. Geller : That's impossible. He's got a twinkie in the city.

 Mr. Geller : Am I supposed to stand here and listen to this on my birthday?

This is a good thing. You said you've never seen Richard happier.

 Monica : Upstairs in the bathroom, right before you felt up Mom!

Having trouble with this anastomosis and still have to look at the distal bowel.

 MARK : Dr. Bailey, I'd like my intern to observe from a better vantage point.

Yes. She's my intern today and I'd like her nearby during surgery,

 DEREK : - I don't know if that's a good idea. - We need to make a decision now.

 Ted : I don't know if you'd even want it, but if you do, it's yours.

 Robin : And I... I wanted to just pretend like it never happened,

l'm starting to make good money on the show, and l should do something with it.

 Monica : -What do you do with your money now? -lt's taped to the back of my toilet tank.

 Chandler : -Do you have any ideas? -A guy at work got me excited...

 Joey : ...about going in on an emu farm. That'd be kind of cool, huh?

Do they just fly into your mouth? Or you go in a restaurant and say : 

 Monica : The Fed just lowered the rates, and the interest on your mortgage is deductible.

 Phoebe : So it's not just the lie you tell, but it's the way you tell it. For example...

...if you look at the ground when you talk, people know you're lying.

l don't know why this is so hard for me. Lying is basically just acting...

lt would be just like a movie. At first l wouldn't know what to do with her.

And then l would rise to the occasion. Then l'd get a makeover and get married.

 Taub : Imaging shows slightly elevated ICP, but no masses on or around the nerves.

 House : Slight bowing in the wall of the fourth ventricle, could still indicate a tumor.

 House : Bachelor parties are an ancient and sacred male rite of passage.

 Taub : The ventricle bowing is most likely a pre-existing anatomical anomaly,

 Thirteen : If I get drunk enough, there's a chance I might make out with one of the strippers.

 Taub : We can't just drill into our patient's brain on a hunch.

 House : abandon a great diagnostic theory because it's difficult to prove.

 House : Do a biopsy. We need to take a better look at his fourth ventricle.

The mom is never gonna let us touch his brain without some evidence.

 Amber : Patient broke his nose years ago. Hospital could've done an MRI.

 Phoebe : But you can't help me develop my new universal language.

Apparently, since all of these bottles used to belong to Beau James,

 Montgomery : and he used to be our Mayor, it's her opinion that they're owned by the city.

 Montgomery : But, she says if you're willing to make a generous donation

 Montgomery : you can have one of Beau James' best for your very own.

 Castle : But I will only accept this if you all share it with me.

 Castle : At The Old Haunt. We will toast to Donny with his family.

 Ryan : Yeah. What about that place? What happens to The Old Haunt?

 Beckett : So, you were restless again last night. What's going on?

 Beckett : Babe, you keep saying that, and it keeps getting worse.

 Castle : Probably because I didn't wanna make a big deal of it.

 Beckett : Except they haven't gone away. They're just getting worse.

What do you mean ''no''? l knew you'd be my death, Phoebe Buffay!

l'm sorry. Ross, this is my old friend, Lowell, from the streets!

-l can't believe you're still doing this. -l know. But l quit smoking.

 House : she's looking at her grownup future, and it puts her to sleep.

 Nolan : Just like you and me, House, they're not on the same page.

 Foreman : The breathing problem was caused by fluid overload in the lungs.

No, no, no. Beckett, Beckett, listen. I think I just saw a murder.

 Esposito : He admitted they had a fight. They broke up and she left.

She was in the car on her way to her mom's house in Philadelphia.

 Castle : They're blonde and pretty, just the way Tyson likes them.

 Esposito : Tory picked it up on another street cam. Got a license plate.

 Alexis : and the train wasn't running back to my place, so I crashed here.

 Alexis : Actually, there are many reasons, starting with, I have a lease.

 Castle : And you know I don't like you living in that place alone.

 Castle : She's got her tutoring gigs, her classes, her work-study job, she's exhausted.

 Esposito : Housekeeping found this guy, Justin Marquette, dead in room 147.

- Okay. I'm talking to the King. - Hey, you can't go back there!

 House : Five years from now, when the father's looking at photographs

 House : I'm saying that suddenly you're trying to turn me into a kinder, gentler ass.

And you figure if you can make me decent and caring, then maybe there's hope for...

 Foreman : You're about to tell a girl she's dying and you think it's about you.

 House : Your infections will get worse. The toxins will spill into your blood.

 House : It's a very rare protein deficiency that only manifests...

Thank you. l'll give you a tour later. lt's actually three floors.

 Mike : -What are you doing? -Trying to get your parents to like me.

 Sheldon : Do you have any idea what it's like to wait for years,

 Sheldon : and never know if you're going to finally get satisfaction?

 Raj : I can't believe a girl like you doesn't have a boyfriend.

 Raj : I'll be the other man if you want a little something-something

 Prof Crawley arriving : Why be polite to the world's leading expert on the dung beetle?

 Prof Crawley : I haven't even packed yet and you're already measuring my lab...

 Howard : No, you don't understand. We just wanna ask you a question.

 Prof Crawley : ...and 20 years of experience, to do with his life...

 Prof Crawley : ...when the university cuts off the funding for his lab, huh?

 Prof Crawley : Are they planning to outsource my job to Bangalore?

-We should find another entomologist. -We're here. Let's settle this.

 Castle : No, no. So, Billy brings Dave back here, and he pays to have his jacket cleaned.

 Esposito : And, by the way, Castle, no matter what you say here,

 Esposito : it doesn't prove that your new BFF Billy didn't off Dave.

 Castle : At the time of the murder, he was front row at The Lion King.

 Castle : But tell them what you saw before you put Dave in the trunk.

He's not so adorable when he's screaming and won't take a bottle.

 MR. NILES : - Gus here just won't eat. - Here, why don't I take you up?

You know, you can try a little sugar water on the bottle, just...

 MEREDITH : Does that woman have breast cancer? What is she, 30 years old?

 CHRISTINA : our bosses getting kicked in the teeth instead of us.

 CHRISTINA : No surgeries today, right? I'm ready if you need me.

 Ryan : So I've been working through the threat database from Beau Randolph's office.

 Ryan : Yeah, one guy. Ronald Armstrong, founder of Voices for Decency.

 Ryan : He's the one who organized the protest outside the nightclub.

Well, here is a quote from Armstrong on his website, to his followers.

"If Beau Randolph doesn't heed our voices, he must fall to our wrath."

 Ryan : Armstrong organized another protest outside Beau Randolph's loft.

 Ryan : Those same protesters were outside the nightclub last night.

 Ronald Armstrong : by degrading our culture and everyone in it.

 Ronald Armstrong : I don't apologize for defending moral values.

 Beckett : The question is, how far would you go to defend them?

 Armstrong : A few of my brethren became a bit overzealous, that's all.

 Armstrong : But I simply ask good people to stand up for their principles.

 Armstrong : And to use any and all legal means to force change.

 Rachel : I'm telling you, he's really sweet and really funny...

You know, actually, I did think that he was cute and then he started talking.

 Phoebe : You said you ordered something special and it just hadn't come yet.

 Chandler : Don't touch it because your fingers have destructive oils.

...talked to some dealers, called some of the author's grandchildren.

 Phoebe : What a great way to say, "I secretly love you, roommate's girlfriend."

 Sheldon : I'm scrupulous about my hygiene, I regularly disinfect my hands...

 Sheldon : ...and I avoid contact with other people on general principle.

 Ross : Every time I go pick her up at the airport, it's so great.

But I'm thinking, "I'll be right back in a couple of days, dropping her off."

I've got a carton of milk in my fridge I've had a longer relationship with.

 Alvie : I didn't know there was a section of the brain just for hope.

 Taub : We used fluoroscopy to guide pacemaker placement in the patient's heart.

 Alvie : You work for House? I guess we're teammates. Isn't that cool?

This is exciting. So glamorous! People taking our picture. How do I look?

 Barney : I know I was always joking around about wanting you two

 Taub : Maybe it was inactive, maybe it didn't fully circulate...

 Foreman : Just means the density was consistent. Doesn't mean it was cold.

 Foreman : It's consistent because her entire skeleton is turning to stone.

 Kutner : none of the other causes of osteopetrosis are treatable.

 House : Go run her blood and hope that your sunny optimism isn't misplaced.

 House : They accused Kutner of screwing up a test because they hate him.

And if they don't accuse him of that because they like him, someone could die.

 Taub : If the blood test is positive, you'll need a bone marrow transplant.

But listen, Monica and Chandler had a big fight and they're not moving in.

What do you mean, not moving in? They're still moving in, right?

 Rachel : No, they just had a big blowout over what to do with my room.

I feel kind of bad for them, but now I don't have to move in here!

 Beckett : But Tim Witherspoon and the rest of the kids at school?

 Beckett : They only sensed what you were and what you're about to become.

 Beckett : I bet the two of them looked at each other and thought,

 Garrett : That was how he talked about the locker room at his school.

-You're gonna have sex with Penny. -That's not what I was gonna tell you.

 Leonard : Guess who the university is sending to Switzerland...

 Leonard : ...to attend a conference and see the CERN Super Collider on February 14th?

 Sheldon : He hasn't published anything of note since he won that Nobel Prize.

 Leonard : Professor Norton can't make it. He threw his back out climbing.

 Howard : I heard he threw his back out climbing on his girlfriend.

I'm so happy I'm not gonna question their judgment in picking you.

 Raj : Then I anticipate an awkward situation when you get home.

 Lanie : consistent with the muzzle of a.45 being jammed into her ribs.

 Lanie : Yes, there were letters on the slugs. They spell W-l-L-L.

 Beckett : I would think that a serial killer would be like the Holy Grail

 Castle : I guess it would be, if it weren't for the Nikki Heat of it all.

 Beckett : Really? Like the Beatles are responsible for Charles Manson

- Lf I hadn't created Nikki Heat... - He would still be killing.

 Castle : Either a UFO just landed on the other side of the park...

Maybe they just want a ride on the carousel before the line gets too long.

 Jordan Shaw : Close off the park entrance at 6th, work up the entire footpath.

 Shaw : - Nikki Heat, I presume. - It's Beckett. Detective Kate Beckett.

I think it's kind of insulting to celebrate when someone leaves you.

 Elizabeth : But then, I remembered that I'd written it on my hand.

Lucky I didn't confuse it with what I'd written on my other hand...

 Elizabeth : -Nice to finally meet you in person. -I would imagine it is.

 Sheldon : This is my friend and roommate, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.

 Leonard : Oops. I started to say hi, and then I switched to hello in the middle.

 Elizabeth : No need to apologize. Some of my best friends are experimental physicists.

 Howard : ...the only wand that ever saw any action was this one.

 Mrs Wolowitz off : She has a tricky figure. She's short and stacked like me.

 Howard : She's not stacked like you, Ma. She never steps on hers.

 Bernadette : Listen, Howie. Maybe I'm not the best choice to be a magician's assistant.

 Tim : I realize I came on a little strong. It's because I think you're amazing.

I wanna tell you how much I appreciate you giving me an opportunity.

 Madison : No, no, but her information should be in the reservation book.

 Madison : Wolf was a friend, but like it or not, I have to interview replacement chefs.

 Madison : I still haven't found that customer slip for that cake Wolf was making,

 Madison : and I have this charity event tomorrow night at Rocco DiSpirito's.

 Madison : If I don't show up, people will think Wolf's death means the death of Q3.

 Beckett : You know, I would love to, it's just that I have something.

 Madison : that's just what the doctor ordered. Thank you, Rick.

It's because you've never seen him on "Restock the Medicine Cabinet Day."

 Sheldon : I'm not going to bother him, I'm going to talk to him.

 Joey : He can still catch her. Get out of there! Get out of there!

 House : makes you susceptible to all the AIDS stuff without actually having AIDS.

 House : but it explains all your symptoms. Toe, chest, eyes, skin.

But that coincidence is what brought me to you in the first place.

 Daniel : Einstein said, "Coincidences are God's way of remaining anonymous."

 House : A woman in Florida said, "Look, Jesus is on my cheese sandwich."

 Daniel : You didn't even want to take my case. You didn't even think I was sick.

 Beckett : Don't move. You're under arrest for the murder of Lara Madden.

 Beckett : Public Defender's Office is sending someone over now.

 Casey Alfonso : because you obviously don't have a clue what you're doing.

 Samira Terzi : Dr. Samira Terzi. It's a pleasure to meet you, Dr. House.

 Samira Terzi : We really appreciate the consult on such short notice.

 Greg House : There's nothing that gives me more pleasure than helping out a colleague.

 Eric Foreman : Yeah. And I asked the patient to be uncooperative.

 Travis Brennan : She's being uncooperative because you made us all look like idiots.

 Eric Foreman : if we can't figure out how to get her to agree to the treatment.

 Howard : and I didn't hear the rest 'cause she took her bra off.

 Sheldon : and then I get arrested and deported to South America?

 Penny : Okay, well, your friend and his mother are there, we're going.

 Sheldon : It's the same way I'm not afraid of all steak knives--

 Sheldon : Just for the record, my Aunt Ruth died in a hospital.

 Dr. Burke : I mean, hell, I'm a whole person who can drink older than you.

 Blah-blah : Long story short, thank goodness I'm such a bad cook,

 Ted : You know who else has a really cute story of how they met?

 Future Ted VO : When you've been a couple as long as marshal and lily,

 Robin : And the thing where he establishs intimacy through physical contact?

 Robin : So at any point in this did you say, "Barney, I know what you're doing,

 Howard : Damn. I don't know if he's our biggest fan or I'm his.

 Leonard : How does he keep coming up with new ways to be annoying?

 Marshall watching on Internet : Did you guys know that nell carter had died?

 Marshall in the phone : I'm married, barney. I cannot be your new wingman.

 Bailey : Unfortunately, there were complications with the bypass.

 George : She has what looks like an abscess under her diaphragm,

It's a focal, left-size seizure. Let's get that diazepam running now, please.

 Derek : Isn't that fun? Here, we're gonna put that onto you, like that.

 Vikram : Besides, I always wanted to be a digital investigator for the NYPD.

because that's gonna make a 30-year difference in your prison sentence.

 Beckett : And we will find evidence of the $200,000 you paid to William Holt,

 Beckett : also known as Falco, to disable security at the museum.

 Serena : I couldn't have done this without you. I'm really grateful.

 Track Jacket Guy : It says mind your own business and play cards.

 Castle : All right. Don't mean to pry. I'm just... I'm actually just a writer.

 Castle : It's a long story. But I'm working on a new one about underground poker.

 Beckett : Sometimes, when I am bored, I go to Glechik Cafe in Little Odessa

 Dorie : I've got one baby who can barely breathe and one with half a heart.

If I'd listened to the doctors I could have had three healthy girls

 Burke : With HLHS, what else do you get besides hypoplasia of the ventricle?

Why use the RV-PA conduit instead of the modified Blalock-Taussig shunt?

- It limits diastolic runoff. - Well, you've done your homework.

 Burke chuckles : I guarantee you you've never seen a heart this small.

 Chandler : We swallow our feelings, even if we're unhappy forever. Sound good?

You're ready to take risks, be vulnerable and intimate with someone.

 Phoebe : You called Janice. That's how much you wanted to be with someone!

 Taub : I don't think stockpiling weapons is the most reasoned response,

 Taub : but given what I've seen at Bloomingdales on Black Friday,

 Park : Like, when my brother tosses his toenail clippings behind the couch.

 Taub : I plan to do what my ancestors have done throughout the ages, run.

 Taub : So a few people are nice to you and your first thought is,

 Taub : much less run around trying to recruit nurses for yours.

 Raj : You know what would be great? Let's do it like the old days.

 Raj : Start Saturday morning, go 48 hours, sleeping bags, junk food.

It'll be like our "World of warcraft" party when the neighbors called the cops on us.

 Howard : They called the cops because of the smell. They thought we were dead.

- All right, let's do it. - Forty-eight hours of "Star wars" gaming.

 Phoebe : You saw the hat in the kitchen and knew she'd go in hatless to get it.

Haven't you been attracted to someone you know you couldn't have?

Don't you think that'll be a little weird? l mean, two guys in a romantic inn?

 Rachel : Joey, is this the bed where Olivia lost her virginity?

 Joey : Listen, Rach. Thanks again for coming down to watch my scenes.

Please, honey. Just the fact that you want me here to support you, l'm--

 Joey : Well, at the Christmas party, him and Santa did some definitely-gay stuff.

 Alexis : They're front row center and come with backstage passes.

 Gina : We just made a deal for her autobiography. It's no big deal.

 Castle : I mean, you didn't even call me to ask me if it was okay.

 Gina : The point is that I was trying to do something nice for Alexis.

 Gina : And apparently all you can see is that I stole your hero moment.

 Montgomery : Listen, go on home. You can start fresh in the morning.

 Esposito : Several nights a week, our victim was spending the night

 Montgomery : Sounds like Valerie Monroe was The Devil's mistress.

But in the comic, it... Well, it's a comic. Comics are just made up.

 Joey : Well, then it wouldn't be a secret. So that would be okay.

 Kevin Ryan : How many times do I have to say I'm sorry for shooting you in the ass?

 Kevin Ryan : It was an accident. When are you going to let it go?

 Therapist : So, I take it there's been little progress since our last session.

 Therapist : You two depend on each other for your lives out there.

I'm sorry, but I'm going to recommend that the two ofyou split up as partners.

 Esposito : I'm sorry, Castle. Man, you can't work this case with us, bro.

 Castle : Tomorrow is the first wedding anniversary for Beckett and me.

 Castle : - while I set up a surprise in her office. - I don't know, Castle.

 Esposito : And then he takes her and the elephant up in a hot air balloon.

Well, the first anniversary's paper, but otherwise that's not a bad idea.

 Constance : You mean apart from these snazzy handcuffs you got pinching my wrists?

 Bailey gives Cristina a look : Did you at least put tape on the blade?

Get an X-ray. Portable. With prisoners we have to minimize flight risk.

I'm supposed to check on Julie. You said we're to keep a close eye on the quints.

 Cristina : - Are you sure you can't do it? - I can. I choose not to.

 Constance : I only murdered three people and none of them were doctors.

 George : - How are the leeches doing? - They're not. Can't get them to bite.

 George : - Nervous handlers. - I'm sorry. I should be better at this.

 Olivia to Mr. Murphy : I still get a little squeamish around leeches.

I don't care if she tells you she wants it, she begs, she pleads...

 Aunt Lillian : -No, it really should be burgundy. -Unless we go with a different dress.

-Know my ears aren't my best feature? -Some days it's all I can think about.

 Beckett : Of course, and Karnacki agreed, because it was gonna be an easy case.

 Castle : Until Joe starts calling, insisting that Otis is innocent.

No, but it still doesn't explain why Joe bought into the jury pool.

 Attorney Nick Keller : As I said before, we're not here to discuss the Lyla Addison case.

 Beckett : Neither are we. We're here to talk about Joe McUsic's murder.

 Attorney Nick Keller : You're not still suggesting that my client had something to do with that?

 Beckett : Look, we think that you might be able to help yourself

 Mindy : And then last night, he came home smelling like Chanel.

I don't wanna disturb the people next door while you discipline me.

I haven't done that since I was four and I washed my dad's Porsche with rocks.

 Beckett : but the only delivery that day was to your apartment.

 Beckett : If you remember anything at all about the delivery...

 Deloris : I remember I had to go downstairs and sort everything out.

 Deloris : He loaded it on the freight elevator while I was talking to the doorman.

 Deloris : I told the doorman they got the wrong apartment again,

 Deloris : I don't know his name, but I told him everything, same as you.

 Beckett : He wasn't looking for the story. He'd already written it.

 Castle : That's the same kind of truck we saw outside Charles Wyler's store.

 Castle : If you wanted some help with some heavy lifting, who would you call?

 Beckett : We can trace the rental of the delivery truck to you, Mr. Wyler.

 Beckett : If you want, I can bring the lady you delivered the freezer to

 Wyler : Look, I had nothing to do with what happened to Melanie.

 Sheldon : It's called Scientists. Now, I will name three scientists...

...you'll put them in order of the size of their contribution to their fields.

 Sheldon : ...you must consider only the contribution of the man to the field...

 Sheldon : ...made a greater contribution to the discredited field of alchemy...

 Leonard : And then I say one little thing and I end up being the bad guy.

"Sure, Penny. I'm cool with your old boyfriend sleeping in your apartment."

 Joey : You know what? You are my friends. I want to be supportive.

 Phoebe : - Good for you. That was really mature. - What? The only reason I'm going...

...to their stupid house is to point out everything wrong with it...

 Tyler : - What the hell are you talking about? You said so yourself,

 Beckett : when you realized she wasn't just studying that world,

 Beckett : Why did you go to the dungeon last week? Was it to confront her?

 Beckett : - The dungeon? - We have a witness who saw you there.

 Beckett : I could see how you could lose control and go into a jealous rage.

 Castle : And then, in a panic, decide to stage the body in a manner so unusual,

 Castle : we'd naturally assume it was someone in the bondage world.

 Tyler : We just signed a lease to move in together three days ago.

 Beckett : Not only did he and Jessica sign the lease, but it was also notarized.

 Montgomery : Doesn't mean he didn't do it. He could have had her sign to help his alibi.

 Castle : The dysfunctional relationship she refers to in her research.

 Barney : if I have like a Hefner thing going on with some really hot twins.

 Lily : - What time was your dinner reservation? - Last night? 8 : 30.

 Lily : Your heart's talking to you, Barney. Do you have the guts to listen to it?

 Patty : It was just a euphemism for "get the hell out of here."

 House : This is your grief talking, and, yeah, it is a bit textbook.

 House : So before you give away all your possessions to the Salvation Army...

I'm late to meet Dr. Olan to brief him on the cases I'm handing over.

 Taub : She was bleeding out her rear, we're looking up her rear.

 Taub : You think we needed House's expertise to set us on this course?

 Thirteen : Her heart rate's slow, bleed should have made it faster.

 Thirteen : We get cut slack while we deal with personal issues?

 Lola : Even if real human contact is something you don't have or even want or need,

 House : True love... that's just how we match organs these days.

There's a couple in France... high school sweethearts... they're trading brains.

 Chase : You got a text message, though. "Friday night". Very cryptic.

 Foreman : What's that? You got a little wet smudge at the end of your nose.

 Chase : Hey, I like the guy. He says what he wants, does what he wants.

 Foreman : He won't talk to anyone unless he can jerk them around.

 Barney : To decide whether or not she's going to sleep with a guy?

 Castle : Well, I don't know if I'd use the word "famous." Some people...

 Castle : Except for you guys on the end. You're looking at the wall.

 Castle : It can be about a little boy or a little girl just like you.

 Beckett : Marvin Fisk, first murder. Kyle knew him from the diner.

 Beckett : And then he kills Kendra Pitney, also from the diner.

 Beckett : and then escalates to a murder of somebody he knows very well,

We're looking for a good old-fashioned murderer. Someone with motive.

Police would have found it by now. Now, if I were writing the story,

 Castle : At one death, you look for motive. At two, you look for a connection.

because mentally unstable serial killers don't usually have one.

 Martha : I did that play eight times a week for a year. I still have no idea what it's about.

 Beckett : And Fisk should have been suffocated by a plastic bag,

 Eddie : That's exactly what someone who slept with her would say.

 Eddie : You sleep with my ex-girlfriend, insult my intelligence by lying...

Well, I wanna go get my asthma inhaler, but it might ruin the moment.

I'm pretty smart guy, and right now my brain has dibs on the blood supply...

At that restaurant when you said you wanted us to be together again...

 Derek : I unlock my front door, go inside my house, and something's different.

 Derek : See, there are moments for me, you know, usually when I'm in the OR,

As I walk down the hall, I try to prepare myself for what I'm gonna see

 Derek : Because the jacket that doesn't belong to me is a jacket that I recognize.

 Derek : I'm gonna see that my wife is cheating on me with Mark,

 Chandler : Well, let me think about that while I remove my pants!

Not bad. You know that feeling, trying to blow a Saint Bernard out your ass?

 Raj : Would you mind if I went to your room and downloaded Asian pornography?

 Leonard : ...and kind and sexy and funny and everything you ever wanted in a woman.

 Leonard : You'll fall hopelessly in love and give her your heart.

 Leonard : She'll take it and grind it into pathetic little pieces.

 Marshall : And don't even try showing up to the drum circle this weekend.

 Robin : You know why? Because you can't kick a story in the nuts.

 Marshall : You know, it's like, I wear a suit to work every day.

Well, this is too much! I feel like I should get you another sweater.

 Wilson : I was hoping you'd interrupt my cooking to ask about handymen.

 House : because you might have had a sexual relationship with him in the past?

 Wilson : Let's say you're right, completely right about everything. Give in anyway.

 House : I give in on this, it sets the stage for the whole relationship.

 Wilson : Putting up with irrationality is the foundation for every relationship.

 Wilson : I agree with Sam when she's calling her father a monster.

 Beckett : that Harley had the idea to put the body in your rival's oven?

 Sal Malavolta : No. No, no, no, no. It was him. It was all him.

 Sal Malavolta : All I had to do was let him use my shop for a couple of months,

 Sal Malvolta : The stuff they were doing. It was driving me crazy.

 Sal Malavolta : Said he needed to throw something in my oven overnight.

 Monica : -You had no right to go out with him. -That's ridiculous..

 Kendall : Doing what you love means dealing with things you don't.

 Kendall : If there were nothing to overcome, it might not be that...

 Chase : I think when you do change, it's not so simple to go back.

 House : I look for zebras because other doctors rule out all the horses.

 House : Look, friends don't diagnose friends with cancer. I get it.

 House : is not an excuse for you not being humiliated by what I'm about to say.

 Sandy : And don't worry, I ordered his girlfriend the kiddie meal.

 Wilson : That's all right. Last time they were here, they painted my tie.

 Phoebe : Roger's having a dinner thing. He wanted me to invite you guys.

 Joey : -Ma! What are you doing here? -I came to give you this and this!

Please don't do this! He's out there. He's going to kill me, please!

 Castle : She's spinning out of control. She's losing her ability to cope.

And you're the only one who has any clue as to what she's going through.

 Cameron : I didn't realize that was an AMA-approved treatment for MS.

 House : Not searching for MS, but what set it off. Equine encephalitis.

 Cameron : Not when it's 30 degrees outside. Transmission is by mosquito.

 House : in the left side of her brain. When I get in there I'll get you the specifics.

 Cameron : You're asking me to let you cut off the top of someone's head.

 House : So, you want proof before you let me go looking for the proof?

 House : Cuddy's gonna love you. The patient, on the other hand, is gonna hate you

 Thirteen : Not now. But since we're dating I just thought you should know.

See, when I was a kid, you know, I was always left out of everything...

...even behind that fat exchange student who didn't know the rules to baseball.

 Chandler : I mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third.

 Howard : We're still figuring how much remodeling we want to do.

 Amy : I think I can sell it if we call it, "Big British Porta-Potty."

 Howard : in an ongoing war between the Transformers and the ThunderCats

 Monica : Everyone wants a different kind of potato, so I'm making them.

 Monica : Just as long as Phoebe gets her peas and onions, and Mario gets his T ots

 Chandler : Monica, only dogs can hear you now. Look, the door's open. Here we go.

 Monica : Potatoes are ruined! Potatoes are ruined! Potatoes are ruined!

 House : You do realize that my leg situation has deteriorated a little

 Matt : The plumber retrieved them from the hospital outflow pipe.

 Foreman : The fire department handed the tickets to the police,

 Mario : Cosmetic surgery is about self-image. For some people, it changes their lives.

 Julia : She was a patient of Dr. Leeds until about three months ago.

 Montgomery : At the very least, she should be arrested for violating the laws of nature.

 Esposito : Jacey Goldberg's husband, Jack, had her committed to Bellevue a month ago

Mandatory one-month treatment program. She was released last week.

I'm gonna wanna see the pictures of those plaid skirts and knee socks.

 Ryan : So, a 911 call comes in last night, about 50 yards from here.

 Ryan : Esposito's following up, but we found this. Looks like mud. It's actually blood.

 Ryan : Fancy private school education don't mean you aren't stupid.

 Beckett : - What are you talking about? - This is a very large pool of blood.

the cops are gonna think a drug dealer if they find a body here.

 Beckett : You have the right to have a lawyer present, Brandon.

 Beckett : If you cannot afford one, one will be appointed to you.

 Castle : You know, I made a call just a little while ago to my bookie.

 Castle : I was standing in the street outside Nobu, waiting for my car.

 Brandon : - Oh, yeah? I love that place. - The black squid pasta is amazing.

 Castle : Anyway, I was talking on the phone when the valet pulled up with my car.

 Castle : The Bluetooth in my car picked up the call automatically,

 Ross : Well, looks like it's just the two of us tonight, huh, buddy?

 Mrs. Green : Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school.

If I didn't know better, I'd say you were a cheerleader in trouble.

Did you pick a nanny? If you use your housekeeper, it will split her focus.

Actually, I'm not gonna use a nanny. And I don't have a housekeeper.

You must get a nanny. You don't know how overwhelming it will be.

 House : 'cause I'm not gonna rest until I've made orphans of all your virtual children.

 Park : Reduced fine motor control. Add that to inattention and liver flap.

 Taub : And second, even if you are right, there's no reason to believe

 Adams : So we should wait until he kills someone for confirmation?

Do you really think it's a coincidence that we're treating a whistle-blower

 Taub : Without this injection, you could have a fatal arrhythmia.

 Brant : Tell Major Mathewson that I'm not taking any more treatment

 Brant : People need to know the tape's not the reason for that attack.

 Taub : The people who think you're a traitor will still think you're a traitor,

 Taub : and the people who think you're a hero will still think you're a hero.

 Howard : He left here unswirlied and his ass crack was underpants-free.

 Leonard : I don't know, I think we might owe the guy an apology.

I think it's more of an "I hate the smell of charred flesh" mood.

 Meredith : Before you judge me, I know there was a train accident.

 Meredith : And that I'm a vapid narcissist when you mix me with alcohol.

 Izzie : Well, for what it's worth, I take issue with her salmon-colored scrubs.

I mean, what self-respecting surgeon wears salmon-colored scrubs?

 Richard to Derek : We do this right, he'll have full use of his leg.

Which is great because we are going to have so much fun. Hi! Hi, first of all.

 Sydney has an Oh look on her face but loses it quickly : My philosophy, just so you know, is, um, is heal with love.

 Sydney : Standing up for what he believes in, that's my kind of girl. Right?

 Alex : - You need a consult for a rash? - It's spreading pretty fast.

And, O'Malley, close off the gallery. We don't need an audience for this.

How do you tell someone she'll be dead soon when she's cracking jokes?

Excuse me? Is there any chance that we can get out of here some time this year?

I can't discharge her until I know she has no internal injuries.

 Cristina : I'm asking if you could maybe sift through some of that carnage

 Cristina upset : If I don't find this leg, the chief is gonna cut me from this program.

 Cristina upset : And I cannot go back home, Burke. It is too sunny in Los Angeles.

 Cristina loud : I checked the board. You're not in surgery, right?

 Cristina loud : I know I don't have much experience with this kind of thing,

 Burke serious : Cristina, when we're on duty, I can't be your boyfriend.

 Taub : We took her off an hour ago. She should be febrile again.

 Chase : Tell House one of the patient's symptoms just disappeared.

 Kelly : I wish, but no, we've been hydrating her, and there's still no lung involvement.

 House : So you titrated the blanket. As her fever dropped, you lower the power.

 House : Which means we could have known that her fever was gone yesterday afternoon.

 Taub : - The fever was brief. - Sounds like a reaction to medication.

 Trucker : I tried to stop, I did. But she just came out of nowhere.

 Castle : Mr. Walters, the trooper said you saw something in the woods.

 Trucker : It wore a dark, ragged coat with a mask like a doll's face.

 Trucker : It was white, with black where the eyes should have been.

 Castle : I was in New Hampshire, staying with the family of a classmate

 Castle : Their home abutted a few hundred acres of state forest

 Beckett : Somebody told you not to, so you had to do it anyway.

 Phoebe : Nothing. I just thought I'd stop by, you know, after...

 House : Much better than having a mother who doesn't give a crap.

 Thirteen : She's making you confirm your theory before you treat?

 Sarah : I didn't realize the nurses allowed any visitors in here.

 Sarah : We'll just do these problems, and then you have to go. Okay?

 Kutner : I had a crush on my teacher in fourth grade. And fifth.

 Tammy : Then for Sarah, he talks, makes eye contact. He's like a regular kid.

 Tammy : Since she got sick, he started going back away from us.

 Kutner : I'll close the blinds so the nurses don't ask questions.

 Chandler : I reject anyone who's crazy enough to actually go out with me...

...and then I bitch that there aren't any great women out there.

 Esposito : Trafficking, grand theft, assault with a deadly weapon, extortion.

Then when Shane figured out what kind of access she had at the parties,

 Beckett : That explains why Holly had to hire Joey as an assistant.

 Esposito : That would have the carpet fibers we found on the tarp.

 Castle : Yeah, and a roomy trunk for all your body-moving needs.

 Esposito : As long as it takes him to pull his gun and shoot you with it.

- turned her blood into a neuro-toxin. - We're lucky they're not all dead.

All our people are all being treated. Now what do we do about her?

Your Holter monitor shows you're having runs of tachycardia every hour.

 Ellis : Why would he recommend surgery when medication can keep it under control?

That with the arrhythmias could cause stress on your heart which would...

 Ellis : - I don't want the surgery. - I'm very sorry, Dr. Grey,

 Allison Cameron : And you can't start suddenly being nice to him.

 Connie Walesa : And then we'll have some nice, warm milk when you're done.

 Chris Taub : He doesn't have a medical license and he's still around.

 Chris Taub : He doesn't care about our qualifications, our ideas,

 Amber Volakis : And she's the ultimate fun, because he can't figure her out.

 Chris Taub : If it's gonna be on your rÃ©sumÃ©, it's got to be better to quit than get fired.

 Chris Taub : Actually, with House, getting fired might look better.

 Chase : I wouldn't be doing this if I thought there was another way.

 Chase : 'Cause he'll be dead if he doesn't get one in the next few hours.

 Foreman : This is a real issue and I have to worry about the big picture now.

 House : He's been having an allergic reaction since he got here.

 Amy : Well, it wouldn't be a holiday without you being mad at a baby.

 Rachel : ...that Ralph Lauren wanted me back, they offered me more money!

Hi. We're buying the house next door. Could we just take a look around?

Sure, I'm showing it to someone else right now, but please, look around.

 Janice : I have to go pick up the baby. So I'll see you later, sweetheart.

 Phoebe : Was it my work? Were they mad? Was it Jack? Did he yell?

 Alexis : She wanted me to remind you about the reading and book signing

 Alexis : - at Broadway Books tomorrow night. - Oh, that was nice of her.

 Alexis : You know, if you really want to feel sorry for yourself,

 Castle : Really? What's that damn liberal elite media saying about me now?

 Alexis : "Richard Castle's stirring finale reminds us what good pulp fiction is all about.

 Castle : It used to be such a good paper. To see it fallen so far, it's sad, really.

 Castle : and you needed a quarter of a million dollars, where would you get it?

 Sheldon : That's Northwest Texas. I'm from East Texas, the Gulf region...

...a Montgomery Ward delivery van ran over our family cat, Lucky.

...I realized his untimely demise provided me with the opportunity to replace him...

 Sheldon : A faithful companion that I could snuggle with at night...

 Sheldon : ...yet would be capable of killing upon telepathic command.

 Anita : I just had this awful feeling that I was gonna hurt him.

 Ryan : and Tech can't find her on any of the security cam footage.

 Beckett : She knows details about our crime that only our killer could know.

 Beckett : Except she had to have known that we would check her alibi,

 Beckett : but psychosis doesn't explain how she knew all about the murder.

There's not a single call or text between her and Justin Marquette.

 Beckett : Okay, why don't you guys go over to her apartment and check everything?

 Beckett : if we can find anything there that'll connect her to our victim.

Yes, Ross, we know they have magazines with pictures of naked women in them.

Yes, I did. I told Dan and he said it was the funniest joke he'd ever heard.

Okay, I gotta tell you, it's really weird when you use my whole name.

It's just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean, he's a doctor.

 Rachel : I don't want him to wake up alone. I should go to the hospital.

 Vince Powers : She's a shipper who goes by the screen name "FoxCanLover."

 Beckett : Yeah. It's a person who invests in the relationships of a show.

 Beckett : In this case, it would be Joseph Fox and Angela Cannon, hence "FoxCan."

 Vince Powers : Threatens Sarah. Security has to escort her off.

 Vince Powers : Detective Beckett is investigating Sarah's murder.

 Gloria Chambers : It's so unfair. I just got her back and now she's gone.

 Beckett : but we're gonna do everything we can to bring them to justice.

You better, or I will sue the entire city for every nickel it's worth.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, everybody processes their grief differently.

 Castle : who's insinuated herself back into her daughter's life,

 Joey : Let me ask you something. I was talking with Monica and Chandler.

 Rachel : -What are you saying? -Maybe you and I crank it up a notch.

 Penny : He's very shy. How do I make him feel more comfortable around me?

Well, first of all, don't underestimate the value of discomfort.

 Leonard : He wants to talk about Penny. I don't wanna talk about Penny.

 Wade : All right, I was there, but I didn't kill him. He was already dead.

 Castle : The guy's a multi-millionaire, you're a petty loan shark.

Came to me a couple of weeks back, needed 200 grand. In my experience,

 Wade : if you need that kind of coin, he got himself into some real bad trouble.

 Wade : - The kind of trouble that gets you killed. - Or maybe he couldn't pay your vig.

 Wade : A guy owing you money, killing him ain't gonna get you paid.

 Wade : you maybe even bust his kneecaps. But he made his last installment.

 Beckett : Vega's wife didn't know anything about the 200 grand.

 Castle : With his assets, a guy like Cano Vega could get a loan from any bank

 Castle : in New York City, so why go to a loan shark for $200,000?

 Montgomery : 'Cause bank loans take time. Loan sharks give it to you right away,

 Montgomery : - maybe he needed the money fast. - Maybe he needed it kept quiet.

 George nods : You know, um, there are people that you can talk to.

 House : I asked for a reference. Said you were applying for a plastic surgery job.

 House : So you gave up your chosen career just so they'd be quiet?

 Ryker : He was transferred to General Population about an hour ago.

 Beckett : Lockwood is going to kill him the first chance he gets.

 Mccallister : You know, I was wondering when he was gonna get around to me.

 Amy : Sorry, we've cut the monkeys down to one cigarette a day...

 Amy : Makes me miss my marijuana-abusing flatworms. Those guys were mellow.

 Sheldon : Good news, uh, the latest episode of Fun With Flags is online.

- Oh, that's right. How'd it go with Penny? - Much better than I expected.

 Sheldon : She even gave me some helpful tips about acting and body language.

 Perlmutter : That's harder to nail down. The composition of the dirt

 Beckett : So, we can't actually prove that she was at the scene?

 Beckett : Like what they use to trace lines on baseball fields.

 Castle : So she heads to the field, takes a little batting practice

 Castle : on Vega's head, heads home, packs her things, hits the road.

 Beckett : Giving a whole new meaning to the term "hit and run."

 Beckett : I need a TSA hold on a potential fugitive. Yes, I'll hold.

 Esposito : Uniforms are circulating that picture of Lara we got from Quintana.

 Esposito : They're plastering it on every storefront within a mile of her place.

We figure she honey-trapped Vega into giving her tickets out of Cuba,

 Beckett : than she was willing to give, and things went south from there.

 Castle : They hated Vega for defecting, so they sent a beautiful spy for him

Yes, I need a detain-and-contain. All no-fly protocols. Thank you.

 Beckett : Way ahead of you. Surveillance has been there for about an hour.

 Ryan : Well, you're both geniuses. That was our guys at the consulate.

-Didn't mean to run into you, sir. -That's quite all right, ma'am.

 Chandler : Why is she leaving? Is it a school night and she has homework?

 Sheldon : Four hours more and we would have closed down the HomeTown Buffet.

 Sheldon : She got huffy and left, and then Wil and I headed out to dinner.

- Hold on. Wil and Amy had an argument? - Yes, quite the kerfuffle.

 Sheldon : The manager recognized Wil and let us sit right next to the frozen-yogurt machine.

 Leonard : Because your friend was rude to her and then you went to dinner with him.

 House : If it's in the brain, it's a stroke. I had it in my thigh muscles.

 House : There was plenty they could do, if they'd made the right diagnosis.

 Rebecca : So you hide in your office, refuse to see patients...

 Rebecca : You feel cheated by life, so now you're gonna get even with the world.

 House : Our bodies break down. Sometimes when we're 90. Sometimes before we're even born.

 House : But it always happens, and there's never any dignity in it.

 House : I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass. It's always ugly. Always.

 Foreman : Maybe we can get a court order, uh, override her wishes,

 Sheldon : my mom would put hamster poop in his chewing tobacco.

 Sheldon : that your precious Garfield has no reason to hate Mondays.

 Penny : I know you've been feeling really bad about your mom lately.

 Derek : Now, can you operate and remove the device from the guy?

 Burke : After the bomb squad is through assessing him, I'm going to try.

 Sheldon : I... first, she's trying much harder to stay attractive

 House : Why do you think I let the truth fairy know about the bug?

 House : Next morning, she assumed the blackout was from the drinking.

 House : How many old ladies are used to passing out from boozing?

 House : You'll ask, she'll deny, you'll push it, she'll get offended,

 Chandler : It was going great. I let him win, we were bonding...

 Chandler : We had just finished playing, and we were gonna take a steam.

 Chandler : So I take off my glasses, and that's when it happened.

 Phoebe : Oh, wait, no, no you have to take a shower, 'cause, eww.

 Phoebe : No, you know what you have to answer her, answer her first.

 Phoebe : No, no, you know what make some coffee 'cause its too much.

 Monica : Okay, one more, please. Come on, I'm gonna get it in this time, I will.

 Monica : You know maybe I just think I do because that is what society

 Sheldon : Regardless, coronary problems are eminently treatable.

 Howard : Mom also had just gotten some news that might have upset her.

 Chandler : Soaps, shampoos. Are you really taking all this stuff?

 Chandler : Yes, remember? Right before we cut the cake, I said..

Then you said, "Why is it called a check? Why not a Yugoslavian?"

 Ross : Then you did that, and my Uncle Murray looked at me like : 

 Raj : ...and then started to design a simple piece of software that could replace me.

He'll never cope with the fact that some 15-year-old is smarter...

What if something were to happen to him so he was no longer a threat to Sheldon?

 Beckett : He showed up in the precinct 20 minutes ago for an interview.

 Esposito : saying how they should be stopped by any means necessary.

He's a suspect in the bombing of some Greenpeace offices a few years back.

 Castle : All right, then how do you explain what we just saw back there?

 Beckett : Will didn't close the door all the way when he came back in.

 Castle : But Esposito said all the windows were locked from the inside.

 Beckett : Our killer's a pro. He knows how to reset interior locks.

Well, they're consistent with flexion, extension and hyperextension.

 Chase : Just because House is too distracted to notice your distraction,

 Masters : You guys ever think about what you might do to House?

 House : She needs artificial support for an artificial problem.

 Chase : Unfortunately, that's how I felt last year, and the year before that.

 Raj : Mm. I'm thinking about adopting some quirky affectation...

 Leonard : For all those girls out there Iooking for the Indian Monopoly man?

 Sheldon : ...into an evening of harp music and spooning with an emotional Amy.

 Frank Sr. : I just can't believe that you're my daughter. You're so pretty.

 House : On the other hand, it is communicable and it kills a lot of people.

 Chase : It would be if it wasn't embryonic stem cell treatment.

 Joey : You've been avoiding her ever since we started going out.

 Joey : Now I think it's your turn to make an effort to like Kathy by going out with us. Right?

 Kate Beckett : - I'll make the coffee. - I'll make the omelets.

 Martha Rodgers : I just wanted to wait until you were finished doing,

 Martha : trying to capture the look that is the essence of you.

 Martha : through the arched passageway festooned with exotic flowers.

 Martha : Painstakingly crafted by skilled artisans. Just... SHUDDERS 

 Martha : Richard, why do you just dismiss all of my ideas about your ceremony?

 Castle : You mean, like your ideas of bringing in giant ice sculptures of Nikki Heat,

 Castle : or hiring the Vienna Boys' Choir, or having the Blue Angels fly overhead?

Richard, I'm simply trying to bring a little pageantry into your wedding.

But it seems the only role you want me to play is that of guest.

 Mr. Humphrey : I want her out of here! Just get her out of here!

 Sona : I just got him a new digital camera, and now he can't stop, you know?

 Meredith : Have you seen him experience any dizziness or disorientation?

 Foreman : As a result of the sedatives, yeah. Can't let her wake up. Too much pain.

 Vogler : So you don't just blindly follow his commands. You're your own man.

 Vogler : And yet here you are, working for a guy you can't stand.

 Vogler : His attitude toward humanity? He thinks we're all idiots and liars.

How about his attitude toward you? Plays with you like a cat with a ball of string.

 Vogler : - That's not an answer. - Are you offering to protect me?

What was that about? He wanted to know what warfarin is. I don't know.

 Cristina : He's picturing my face. He's totally picturing that dart puncturing my skull.

 Meredith : He called me a whore. He lost the right to picture me.

 Finn : I still need to do a bone scan to see how far it's spread.

 Finn : Osteosarcomas are aggressive, but we can try and treat it with chemo

 Shaw : He was writing about his murders long before Nikki Heat.

 Beckett : He gets away with murder. Why would he write about it?

 Shaw : Writing is probably a symptom of his psychosis, like taking a trophy.

 Shaw : He both memorializes the deed and distances himself from it

 Shaw : tailor-made for his psychosis, one part fact, one part fiction,

 Phoebe : I thought you guys were doing it. I didn't know you were in love.

 Monica : - Well, actually, Ross doesn't. - We'd appreciate if no one told him yet.

 Castle : he has a big stack of qualified candidates sitting right on his desk.

 Castle : He takes Buckley's client list, tells Buckley to take a hike.

 Beckett : Knowing that Buckley can't do anything about it without risking exposure.

Mmm-hmm. But Buckley's never backed down from a fight in his life.

 Castle : He gets the cops to drag Knox down to his office to remind him who's boss.

 Castle : Who needs proof? What a great story. Of course, Knox has an alibi.

 Beckett : - We need to ask you a few questions. - I already answered your questions.

 Gates : As luck would have it, you three were in the neighborhood

 Castle : Well, many people consider that the best form of exercise.

 Gates : Then you heard an explosion, and as concerned private citizens,

 Gates : I am not interested, Mr. Castle, as you specialize in fiction.

 Gates : the killer we're searching for, and the man who shot you last year,

 Chandler : - I had sex in high school. - Me too. I'm good at it.

 Chandler : And Sheena Easton. But we probably couldn't get her anyway.

 Chandler : Well, I officially give you permission to break the pact.

 Ross : Here I go. Hey, remember how scary it used to be going up to girls in college?

 Chandler : - Your hands are shaking. - I know. And I can't stop sweating.

 Howard : ...my father abandoned me and my mother when I was 11.

 Sheldon : ...as if nothing's happened between us. And yes, it sure is, buddy.

Would you prefer an application of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle?

What difference does it make if Leonard goes to wil wheaton's party?

And I want you to know that I want you to attend our wedding as my guest.

 Beckett : Esposito's running it down now, but I'm guessing it wasn't an accident.

 Beckett : Castle, he's not cutting them off. He's giving me new ones.

 Beckett : I've been going to that prison every week for the last four months

 Beckett : to have a staring contest with the devil, and the devil just blinked.

 Esposito : the signature used on the transfer order was forged.

 Ryan : And the only people with access to those documents at the prison

 Ryan : are correctional officers and authorized clerical staff.

 Beckett : I want a full financial workup of every employee in that prison,

 Beckett : Somebody took a hell of a risk cutting Lockwood this transfer,

 Ryan : So you stuck him in the hole. Must've figured it was his safest bet.

 Rita : Yes, dear. I'm afraid the life that you were living yesterday is over.

 Allison Hyde : Detectives. I'm Allison Hyde. We spoke on the phone.

Captain Beckett is one ofyours. And rescuing her is priority one.

 Bob : It was a lie! The whole thing was a lie! There was no relationship!

 Bob : Penelope's screen time was dropping, which was killing her clothing sales.

 Bob : Hannah was reluctant at first, but Penelope can be pretty persuasive.

 Beckett : That's a pretty big bombshell. How'd you guys take it?

 Bob : If we let her go through with it, it would blow up the show.

 Slaughter : We'd like to have a little chat with you about a Victor Lee.

 Slaughter : Mr. Trucco, we both know that you fence high-tech items for a living.

 Slaughter : I strongly recommend you tell us what we want to know.

 Trucco : Look, Victor and his partner were supposed to meet me last night,

 Trucco : I don't know. But from the way Victor talked about him,

 Trucco : it seems like they weren't going to be partners for long.

It's true there's only one doctor named Gonzalez at New York Mercy,

 Wilson : Maybe the reason I don't always open up to you is because it's redundant.

 House : it's amazing how much stuff you can learn on the phone.

 House : They found your brother sleeping in the lobby of an office building in Manhattan.

 Thirteen : So, if you're not that into it, why'd you join the team?

 Jackson : He seemed okay with it, then he just caved in to my mom.

 Kutner : It's probably for the best, you know, the bisexual thing and all.

 Marshall : I'm, like, a light breeze away from having a big problem.

 Castle : You know, if this was one of those super science-y forensic shows,

 Lanie : Multiple GSWs. Entries look fairly small-caliber, probably a.22.

That's not even a tough one, not like when to use "who" or "whom."

 Beckett : Do you really think that's the take-away here, Castle?

 Castle : I'm just saying whoever killed her also murdered the English language.

 Beckett : Check for fibers and hair. See if our killer left anything behind.

No. She never discussed her patients. Ash was very professional that way.

 Cosway : I'd use that as a time to go out with the boys and have a boys' night,

 Marion : Mr. Castle, you really do have an overactive imagination.

 Esposito : Dr. Baker, you're under arrest for the murder of Lars Cross

 Genevieve : He paid me to protect the contents of Solomon's tomb.

 Prince Khalid Hasheim : Right. well, I don't know this gentleman,

 Prince Khalid Hasheim : but anyone who helps protect the history of my region is to be applauded.

 Castle : So, what's going to happen to the antiquities and the lamp now?

 Hasheim : I'm no expert, but given the way that they entered the country

 Chase : Yeah, tough to find a six-year-old who doesn't have Lupus or Kawasaki's...

 House : Those knobby things in the middle of her legs. Any scars or scabs?

Most six-year-olds are not familiar with the phrase, "My joints feel inflamed."

 House : We're checking her ANA to confirm and giving her steroids to fix her vision.

 House : Well, it'd be stupid to do it in here. There's a patient in here.

I feel dizzy and I have trouble concentrating sometimes in class.

 House : Dudes only go to plays if they're dragged by women they're hoping to see naked.

 House : But what if they get close to each other? What do I do then?

We C.T.'d your abdomen. Nothing that would explain the stomach pain.

 Mark : How many more doctors need to clear me before we can get back to our life?

 Cameron : It must be awkward being treated by a man who used to be involved with your wife.

 Mark : It's awkward being in a hospital when there's nothing wrong with me.

Ben Goldstein says his schedule's locked. He can't do it before tomorrow.

 Cameron : No, I just think it's premature and maybe irresponsible...

 Cameron : to do exploratory surgery before we know he's actually sick.

And it's "maybe irresponsible" to imply my actions are not rationally supported.

 Cameron : All we have is his wife... Who says his stomach hurts.

Works for me. The patient doesn't even think he's sick. Why would he consent to...

 Ted : Lily, didn't we just go through this with bathroom tiles?

 Barney : That needlepoint "bless this mess" pillow you made for ted...

 Marshall : I can't believe Barney is talking to his dad right now.

 Robin : What do you say after three decades of not seeing each other?

 Ted : Now I feel bad about making fun of him for the tool thing.

 Robin : To be fair, everyone has some glaring gap in knowledge,

 Ted : Daniel Burnham was an architect whose ever-shifting style and aesthetic

 Ted : Betty, I'm pretty sure it's pronounced "chamma-leeon," so...

 Joey : And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe?

 Monica : My God, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn't

 Masters : Do you think there's room for someone who does things differently?

 Foreman : During catheter removal, I got a good look at her cerebral midline.

 House : not doing what you don't like makes you an eight-year-old

I want to be with kids. Since I got pregnant, I have maternal instincts.

I work at Ralph Lauren. The fall line has got this equestrian theme.

 Beckett Well, We Know That The Killer Left The Crime Scene At 10 : So the question is, when did she get back?

 Esposito : Here she is coming home. Let me just rewind a little bit.

 Beckett : You know what, guys? It's late. Why don't we just call it a night?

 Martha : I'm writing a note to Madge to tell her how brilliant her performance was.

 Penny : Isn't it bright? I should probably close these curtains.

 Beckett : Thanks for the gun, Detective. I really appreciate it.

 Castle : Any more helpful hints you'd care to pass along to our killer?

 Castle : You see, the demon only really kills when no one's looking.

 Beckett : He's in with the DA right now, writing his confession.

 Castle : if he was so in love with Melanie, why would he kill her?

 Beckett : Just laying the groundwork for his insanity plea, I'm sure.

Staples are deep. I'm going to give you a shot to numb the pain.

 CRISTINA : that connect the right and left hemisphere of his brain

 TAYLOR : Think I don't notice? You ask your mother to come by every time you shower.

 TAYLOR : It's because you think I'm a danger to the baby. And I am.

Then I started thinking about us, and how these are the days of our lives.

They want me to do it, which is cool since I've never catered...

 Ross : They already live together. Why do they need to get married?

 Monica : They wanna celebrate that love with the people close to them.

 Leonard : Not only is he still not talking to me, but he does this thing...

 Leonard : ...where he stares at you and tries to get your brain to explode.

 Penny : Seriously, don't even give it to charity. You won't be helping anyone.

 Penny : Sheldon, I'm sorry about your hamburger, okay? I just don't wanna be a waitress.

 Penny : So, what do you think? I mean, this could be a business, right?

- I don't know. Like, 50 cents. I'm not sure. - No, of course you're not. All right.

 Sheldon : Ten dollars a day times five days a week times 52 weeks a year is $2600.

 Sheldon : The Internal Revenue Service would strongly disagree.

 Sheldon : But if you took advantage of modern marketing techniques...

 Monica : If you put that in her apartment, you'll never hear the end of it.

 Amy : I took the last breadstick, you gushed over my ex-boyfriend

 Joey : Are you saying that you're not entirely happy about this?

 Joey : It's not right what Emily wants you to do. She's totally

 Ted : Please save all your questions until the end of the lecture.

 Martha Rodgers : Oh, Richard, darling. Oh, thank goodness you're all right.

 Hayley : Considering the danger, I didn't think it was my place.

 Alexis : Dad, does this have something to do with what you found out in LA?

 Castle : Of course, I apologize. Uh, you both have a right to know.

 Beckett : Yeah, and now LokSat is going after Vikram, Castle, me,

 Beckett : So I need you guys to forget everything that you just heard.

And we're not gonna let you go to war without your two best soldiers.

 Ryan : Catching Caleb's killer will put us on a path to LokSat.

Theyjust emailed me the security cam footage from the parking lot.

 Brent Spiner : Remember how we used to make these things look like they were masturbating?

 Brent : Sorry, Slim. I've got some Mr. Data dolls in the trunk of my car.

 Wil : Don't worry. It doesn't take up a whole lot of your time.

 Sheldon : Come on, buddy. Let's not waste another second on this loser.

 Foreman : Yeah, you did something stupid. Quick, better mock someone.

You can ask God the same question, he'll give you the same answer.

 Thirteen : Probably just a post-op complication. Arnold-Chiari?

 Foreman : We checked his eyes before the surgery. No papilledema.

 Amber : I'm pretty sure Wilson's stripper's name was something sweet.

 Taub : His girlfriend was sick a few months ago, maybe her flu was really Epstein-Barr.

 House : I did something insane, and you're not all over me analyzing why.

 House : I gave that idiot an implant to prove to him what an idiot he's been. How is that nice?

 Wilson : You didn't do it to solve the case, you didn't do it to save his life,

 Wilson : you did it to make his life better. It was a caring act.

 Wilson : Which you did in a way that was immoral and illegal, but baby steps.

 Stuart : Oh, yes, thank you. I like to think of fun things like that...

 Stuart : ...because I'm fun, I'm not clinically depressed at all.

 Raj : Can you believe Stuart's walking around taking credit for this party?

 Raj : ...oh, my God, the food. Stuart wanted Kraft Draculoni and Cheese.

 Joey : You gonna squeeze the perp's shoes a bit before he lawyers up?

 Chandler : Look at Officer Ross riding back here with the visitors.

l mean, in fact just before you came in, she called me her boyfriend.

l thought it was a little too soon, but also, it felt kind of nice.

Because you could tweeze circles around that sadistic bitch at the salon.

I know I've had them for all you guys. Except for Ross and Chandler.

-Ross, I swear. I don't know. -Oh, come on, you know it's a girl.

 Castle : I will need solid evidence, not just coincidence and speculation.

 Martha : Have you ever known Beckett to settle for less than that?

that the best detective in New York was working his wife's case,

 Castle : Yes, but you're forgetting that Damian is already rich.

 Beckett : the engagement ring, a tennis bracelet, diamond earrings.

 Beckett : And by the time they got married, Damian was tapped out of money.

 Beckett : The only access to the helipad is through Case Commerce.

 Castle : What was he planning on stealing that weighed so much?

 Ryan : We found one person who went up to the party who wasn't on the guest list.

 Beckett : So he was the one that followed Edmund on the motorcycle that night.

 Gates : Fell asleep at the wheel working three jobs to pay his inflated mortgage,

 Gates : courtesy of Edmund Smith. That was Christmas Eve five years ago.

 Castle : Edmund moves next door to the family whose lives he destroyed,

 Beckett : I'm sorry, Mrs. Cabot. But we need to speak to your son.

 Rachel : What is my sister doing there, and why are the drapes shut?

 Raj : if you truly want to be romantic, it needs to come from you.

 Raj : Well, you've probably never had to do this stuff 'cause you're young

 Raj : and beautiful and men have always thrown themselves at you.

 Sheldon : And that's why you're not on the list for my tree fort.

 Sheldon : You measured the diameter of his suspicious mole yesterday.

 Sheldon : Well, you should be. My discovery is spreading like wildfire.

 Esposito : So you think one of these ladies got ahold of a knife

So I think it would be a good idea ifwe got him with a sketch artist,

And we will do just thatjust as soon as you let me get into my office

 Beckett : if you could just refrain from destroying anything else,

 Beckett : Now, did Michelle say or do anything out of the ordinary?

 Samantha : something was sure as hell wrong in that woman's life.

 Samantha : that had absolutely no bearing on securing a better settlement.

 Samantha : And don't even get me started on her personal problems.

 Samantha : Detective, I was her client, not her BFF. I don't know.

 Samantha : Although I can tell you, yesterday she came to court late,

Yes, she said that she was having messy personal issues that day.

 Monica : Maybe I'm getting my period or something. I don't know.

 Monica : I beeped into your machine and I heard this message that freaked me out...

I'm sorry, okay? And I hope that we can just forget the whole thing.

 Sam : I mean, who gives a three-year-old an endless supply of gum...

 Julia : Nobody ever asks me about current events or the weather.

 Julia : that traditional marriage was making us both miserable.

 Julia : I don't want to settle and end up resenting my husband.

 Sheldon : Amy, I've already had one new hole torn in my body today.

 Sheldon : ...scientists observed a 33-day fluctuation in men's hormone levels.

 Raj : That might explain my weepy days in the middle of the month.

 Raj : They always look like they're about to say something, but they never do.

 Sheldon : Rabbits do have a respiratory system that would support great size.

 Howard : Leonard, where do you stand on giant rabbits and scrotal position?

Really? Every time we've talked about unusual animal genitals...

 Raj : ...you've always had some pretty strong and controversial opinions.

 Bailey : You need something, Chief? I have one more surgery and then I'm free.

 Richard interrupts : We're a private hospital with extensive resources.

 Richard interrupts : Write your own ticket. Why aren't you excited?

No! I'm excited. I... Excuse me, sir, I just need to scrub in. Thanks.

 Cristina : You know, we should probably skip dessert. I have an early morning.

 Beckett : There's only one reason. To change someone's identity.

 Castle : If Dr. Leeds was tortured, I think our killer's trying to find this guy.

 Esposito : Assistant US Attorney Candace Robinson. She makes mobsters cry.

 Candace Robinson : that information on a protected witness is confidential.

 Candace Robinson : Whether or not you have proof that we employed Dr. Leeds,

 Candace Robinson : or whether or not you have proof that an operation took place, is irrelevant.

 Beckett : They were planning a life together that they will never have.

 Ms. Robinson : Look, I am not unsympathetic to your situation, but we all have our jobs to do.

 Beckett : and whoever murdered him might be looking for your witness?

 Ms. Robinson : a witness during an ongoing federal investigation,

 Ms. Robinson : and I am telling you that is not going to happen.

 House : which misses all the tiny little tumors that a PET scan doesn't.

 Foreman : Surprised you've got enough strength to come to work today.

 Chase : And not nearly long enough for this guy to be getting better.

 House : about trying to torture the patient into admitting himself?

 House : So you're thinking, "Patient won't leave because leaving causes pain,

 Taub : You'll increase his pain, but not enough to make a difference.

 House : 'Cause when you restock, you'll actually be giving Cameron IV bags of saline.

 Diane : No one in our neighborhood, no one in his office building.

 Chase : Sometimes it just happens that way. It's hard to explain.

 Wilson : So you're trying to ruin Cuddy's moment in the spotlight.

 House hurt : These guys are the beginning of Cuddy's evening to remember,

"The Seal of Solomon was believed to be imbued with mystical powers,"

"Many people believe this cave was actually King Solomon's tomb,"

"which is most likely located near the border of Syria and Turkey."

Fine. Okay. But l gotta say, technically, l didn't even do anything wrong.

 Ross : ...picked up my grandmother's ring and you ''accidentally'' proposed to Rachel.

 Sheldon : ...during which I had to twice violate my personal rule...

 Sheldon : ...against relieving myself onboard a moving vehicle...

 Sheldon : ...I finally arrived at the Fourth Annual Dixie Trek Convention...

 Sheldon : ...decided he had better things to do than show up and sign my action figure.

 Wil Wheaton : Oh, dude, my grandmother had just died, and I had to go to her funeral.

 Phoebe : Joey, you can't make someone do something they don't want to do.

 Phoebe : Believe me. There's something I've been trying to get Mike to do in bed, and...

 Maitre D' : Mr. Campbell's not here yet. Let me show you to his table.

 Izzie : You didn't mind meeting the people I worked with when they were models.

 Izzie : You'll really like everyone once you get a chance to know them.

 Leonard : Sheldon, Howard and I are working with the government

 Sheldon : Although, now that you point it out, it is undeniable.

 Woman 2 : Is what I would say if I could waive the waiting period,

 Lily : People go to the bathroom. A judge is bound to come by eventually,

-I haven't done that in a while. -ls it a date if she doesn't know?

It's the first time she'll see your underwear. You want it dirty?

 Beckett : I'm still trying to find a current address. I did speak with his parents.

 Beckett : he called his parents to tell them that he quit stripping

 Gates : Okay. So, I need you, Detective Esposito, and Dr. Parish

 Beckett : Maybe if we dig deeper into Daniel Santos' life, we'll figure it out.

 Beckett : According to the doorman, he was meeting with a Dr. LAN Fuller.

 Dr. Ian Fuller : Actually, I'm a speech therapist. I specialize in accent reduction.

 Fuller : Oh, more than that. He wanted to change his entire speech pattern.

 Fuller : but he was very determined and very specific about his goals.

 Beckett : - Do you have the file? - Yeah, I have it right here.

 Leonard : I can't decide whether I want Stan Lee to autograph...

 Leonard : ...my Journey Into Mystery 83, first appearance of Thor...

 Sheldon : I've decided I'm going to have Mr. Lee sign my copy of this month's Batman.

 Sheldon : ...which will set me apart from the hoi polloi of comic-book fandom.

That's a great idea. I'm gonna get him to sign a Batman as well.

...but on a more serious note, it's 8 : 13 and we're still not playing "Halo."

 Leonard : Well, the only way we can play teams at this point is if we cut Raj in half.

 Raj : Sure, cut the foreigner in half. There's a billion more where he came from.

 Sheldon : The wheel was a great idea. Relativity was a great idea.

 Sheldon : This is a complex battle simulation with a steep learning curve.

 Stuart : Oh, hey, Sheldon. Can I help you find something today?

 Sheldon : ...thinking about how it might be nice to catch up with my ninth-favorite person.

 Sheldon : So, what's new with your family? How's your mother? Ls she alive?

 Sheldon : On a cheerier note, I have a teeth-cleaning appointment this afternoon.

We wanted to bounce some ideas off of you about the wedding ceremony.

 Castle : Or maybe it's just that she couldn't get everything she needed

 Martha : Trust me, it's about passion, it's about chemistry, romance.

 Castle : It's about your heart pounding faster because you can't wait to see her.

 Alexis : Can either of you look back on a relationship that ended

 Castle : Of course, it brought along its friends, high-maintenance and shopaholic.

 Sheldon : except that I said it on purpose, and I have no regrets.

 Leonard : Which means I won't be able to make Penny breakfast every day,

 Leonard : Well, the colonel said it was for the good of the country,

 Raj : You're going off to work with the military, leaving me behind.

 House : Foreman expects me to read an x-ray on this itty-bitty screen.

 Wilson : Think of it as a vacation. Nice, healthy Adirondack air.

 House : You should come with me. State Pillow-Fighting Championships.

 Wilson : House, when you moved in, I promised your therapist I'd be here for you.

 Wilson : I can't be here if I'm there, unless you're there, too.

I'll let Foreman know that the 16-year-old patient with the severe edema can wait.

Relax, I got no idea what's wrong with her, so odds are not fatal.

 House : Who wants to come to the Pillow-Fighting Championships?

Sixteen-year-old girl suddenly has the joints of an 80-year-old.

 House : We have to leave in an hour, so should we eenie meenie?

The fall would explain the lower leg damage, but not the swollen hands.

 Raj : This is Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali from the Astrophysics Department.

Anywho, I'd like to take this opportunity to tell you about myself.

 Raj : So sit back, relax, and enjoy the following 90-minute video.

 Raj : Born in New Delhi, the third son of an itinerant gynecologist...

 Janine : - Dr. Cooper, how can I help you? - Yes, hello. I'm fine.

 Colin : Most blushing brides to be love to talk about the wedding.

"What do you consider your strengths? What do you consider your weaknesses?"

 Addison : - You are a man-whore. - Correction. I was a man-whore.

 Addison : Yeah, well, while you're bragging about that to the board,

 Callie : It was probably caused by your anti-inflammatory medication.

 Esposito : This is not a joke, okay? When I say "jump," you say...

 Esposito : Fine, whatever. Let's just hurry up and get this over with.

 Sonia : Didn't I used to say that to you whenever you got frisky at night?

You know, my prison term is gonna be over by the time we get there.

Oh, good. You know, I don't want you to get pulled over by a cop.

 Castle : I mean, you see the electricity between those two? It crackles.

 Ryan : Yeah, it might be a problem. We need to keep an eye on her.

 Castle : There's a listening device built into Sonia's ankle monitor.

 Sonia : You know, I'm glad you didn't get fat over all that guilt.

 Chandler : - Where's Monica? - In Phoebe's room. You can't go in there.

 Ross : Look, when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover.

 Ross : ...take away the dog, and that was the last time we ever saw him. See?

We don't really know each other, so it'd be easy to forget about this..

 Castle : But not for long. I got our marriage license in my pocket,

 Lanie : It's been an hour already, and the natives down there are getting restless.

 Cristina : Thought I was gonna hate this party game thing, but it's great.

 Izzie : You don't need vows on your hand. Just speak from the heart.

I'm going to like being married. It's the wedding part that's ridiculous.

 Cristina : Become a piece of chattel? Sure. Looking forward to it.

 Meredith : No matter what, you're walking down that aisle. I need you to go down that aisle.

 Meredith : Be healthy. Be happy. You marrying Burke restores my faith in me.

 Bailey : They found the fourth climber. Vitals are stabilizing after fluids, but...

 Mark : - I thought he was dead - Friends said he was. CT show a bleed?

 Bailey : - We haven't done a CT yet. - You said it was head trauma.

 Bailey : Yeah, there's been a little head trauma. Ice ax to the head.

 House : Biliary duct is dilated, probably from a stone lodged in it.

 House : If I'm right, take out the organ, so we can analyze the stones.

 Chase : We'd like to remove Alice's gallbladder and analyze the stones.

 Monica : But we were hoping that since we told you the truth...

 Monica : - ... that you still might consider- - Giving you my baby?

 Chandler : But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long.

And we don't know how long it's gonna be before we get another chance.

 Amy : How do you not know how to use glue? Did you ditch pre-school?

 Slaughter : Drop it or your wife'll be getting a volume discount at the mortuary.

 Kevin Ryan : What's this I hear about Castle researching with another cop?

It's hemorrhoids. - But all that blood... I mean, that can't be right.

 Cuddy : What did you think would happen when you made that speech?

 Phoebe : Then you'll have extra seats for all your tiaras and stuff.

 Chandler : Just let me grab my jacket and tell you I had sex today.

 Park : For the wrong diagnosis. If it was GAD, he'd be having seizures.

 Chase : I'm beginning to think we should just go with House's idea.

 Taub : What's the problem? Some cute, young nurse baked you cookies?

 Taub : So you don't date anyone unless I put the idea in your head.

 Monica : I'm not happy about this either, but if Ross says he's happy...

 Raj : As long as it doesn't end with us having coitus with him,

Yes. We should have just come clean with you guys after the accident.

 Castle : - 'Cause he's expendable. - I told Romy that was wrong,

And that junkie's the one who got Donny into dealing in the first place.

 Brandon : With Spencer, at his dad's club. Ask him. He'll confirm it.

 Beckett : You guys always have your stories straight, don't you?

"We weren't at the park. " "It was the drug dealer. " "It was Max. "

 Beckett : You guys are always in sync. Maybe that's why I don't believe you.

 Brandon : We'd take these videos, you know, just for laughs. Doing crazy stuff.

 Brandon : and he hooked us up with a file share over Bluetooth.

 Brandon : We were all supposed to erase it. But I knew that if the truth came out,

 Brandon : And after what happened to those kids in that Duke case, I just...

"The non-protective corrugated fiberboard with white laminate. "

...once you decide, it's like acknowledging Nana's actually gone?

 Ryan : Turns out Mike Bailey has been checked into The Oaks on Park Avenue

 Oaks Manager : we gave his clothes and personal belongings to Goodwill.

 Oaks Manager : And the place has been scrubbed, bedding laundered.

 Ryan : It's exactly what Lanie said that Bailey had in his system

 Beckett : is a perfect match for the contents of Bailey's stomach.

 Esposito : Yo. So the doorman at The Oaks confirms that Bailey was there

 Adele : - Overnight? Oh, no. I'm sorry. - For just a couple of hours, at least.

 Addison : Look, it could be nothing, but a pregnancy at your age is...

 Adele : I resigned myself to the fact, a long time ago, that I would never have kids,

 Addison : that you're walking around this hospital carrying another man's baby...

 Meredith : Are you going to give me an inspirational speech too?

 Raj : Now that I know she doesn't like me, I'm kind of into her.

 Sheldon : All right, I think I cracked the code to lower the drawbridge.

 Leonard : You cross the chasm and find yourself in a small dungeon room.

 Penny : Said she hasn't heard from you. I thought you liked her.

 Penny : She agreed to go out with you for free. What more do you need?

 Howard : I just always thought when I finally settled down into a relationship...

 Howard : Well, you know, more like Megan Fox from Transformers...

 Leonard : You'd have a better shot with the three-breasted Martian from Total Recall.

 Chandler : Why must we dial so speedily, anyway? Why rush through life?

Do you really think this Mark doesn't want anything for helping you?

 Beckett : And his janitorial company was forced to reassign him to another facility.

 Esposito : I think that's what she's sending us down there to find out.

 Ryan : our vic had some sort of confrontation down at City Hall.

 Ryan : So we're running down there to talk to the deputy chief of staff.

 Alexis : Don't you feel the least bit conflicted about turning him into a mole?

 Castle : I'm just paying him to keep me in the loop on their cases.

 Castle : with my Sherlockian genius, then, yes, that's exactly what I mean.

 Castle : That our victim got himself into some trouble at City Hall

 Stephen Reed : We fired Dave Johnson after he broke into the accounting office.

 Stephen : Oh. Some nonsense about being on a mission from God or something,

which is incredibly disrespectful, given how he got the job in the first place.

 Stephen : Well, he was recommended by Father Arguello at Saint Mark's.

 Olivia : The water's off. We'll just have to wait until he sobers up.

 Alex : - Martin, we're trying to help. - I don't want your help.

Give him a three percent hypertonic solution at 500cc's per hour

 Sheldon : Irrelevant. The disruption in your relationship is making my life intolerable.

 Penny : Well, I'm sorry, Sheldon, but this really isn't about you.

 Penny : Yeah. Yeah, I'll be right there. Look, Sheldon, I have to go.

All right. Let's assume ad arguendum, that in this case Leonard is wrong.

 Sheldon : -Leonard is wrong. -Considering the transgressions...

 Sheldon : Were you under the impression that Leonard has no complaints about you?

You're making a check sign in the air. Got it. Just hold your horses.

 Mr Druthers : But that doesn't magically make your bad ideas good.

 House : A decision like this can't be made without proper, you know, review.

You might as well get it over with as fast as you can, like ripping off a Band-Aid.

 House : Only instead of a two-cent piece of tape and gauze, it's a human being.

Ten-year-olds do not have heart attacks. It's gotta be a mistake.

Right. Simplest explanation is she's a 40-year-old lying about her age.

 House : Maybe an actress trying to hang on. I meant maybe the tests were wrong.

 Cameron : That's what the E.R. thought. Three C.K.-M.B.'s were positive.

 Cameron : The E.K.G. shows classic signs of S. T. elevation. It's a heart attack.

 Chase : She's morbidly obese. The "morbid" part of that raises alarms.

 Foreman : Come on. It takes decades to eat your way into a heart attack.

 Chase : Doesn't take decades to kill yourself. If I was that fat, I'd be pretty tempted to knock back a bottle of pills.

 Cameron : It's not a drug overdose. The fatigue, muscle pain and difficulty concentrating have been bothering her for over a year.

 Stacy : I should abandon my dying husband, and we should head for Rio.

Greg, I appreciate what you're doing for us, but I think maybe Wilson's right.

 Beckett : Barbra had everything she could want. A perfect life.

 Beckett : Why would she risk it all by getting in touch with you?

 Jason : She just needed more information. Information was leverage.

 Castle : So it wasn't something from her own past that got Barbra killed.

 Beckett : Barbra, as Odette, is acting odd, she's missing rehearsals...

 Castle : tells him that Odette's perfect life isn't so perfect,

 Castle : and that there's something in Odette's past that's a problem.

 Beckett : Right, so she needs information. So where does she go?

 Castle : Suzanne Steiner. Remember Barbra met her for coffee the day she died.

 House : There's no construction site between here and your home.

 Wilson : It could be a misdiagnosis or it could be spontaneous remission, but...

But you would've dropped off your tie, it's got a mustard stain.

 House : and big heads cause pressure. Doesn't explain the liver.

If you're wrong, steroids are gonna mess with his immune system,

 Cuddy : The father refused steroids until we're sure about the diagnosis.

 House : unless a former fellow of mine was chirping in his ear?

So's your future, Todd, if you don't start telling us the truth.

 Esposito : There's no way he could've gotten downstairs from the 20th floor

 Esposito : did you see Hixton in the building at all during your shift?

 Todd Shipley : Yeah, I was in the lobby when he came home around 11 : 00.

 Beckett : that on the same day Hixton's car was taken, he was killed.

The killer could've gotten Hixton's home key when he took his ride.

 Ryan : He liked the car so much, he drove over to rob the apartment

 House : which staves off the most debilitating symptoms of Huntington's.

 House : something that'll last longer than the few years you have left.

 Thirteen : And my first choice is the community health clinic I interviewed with yesterday.

 House : Three hours a week, every doctor should, because every doctor can.

 House : See, this is why you'd be miserable wiping noses in a clinic.

 Thirteen : I'm saying you shouldn't, for your sake as well as mine.

 Cameron : We don't know how much the sclerosing cholangitis has damaged your liver.

 Cameron : And you should know, while no transplant committee will say this openly,

 Cameron : they'll never grant an organ to someone working in your profession.

 Greg House : I diagnose her alone, by the end of the day, you go away for a week.

 James Wilson : You need a more convincing argument than "you promised. "

 Leon The Janitor : Maybe the electrical works got banged up in there

 Greg House : Brain damage, leading to hypothalamic dysregulation.

 Greg House : If you're brought in covered in rubble, it's all about the MRIs.

 Leon The Janitor : Or stuff leaked in the holes, messing it up.

 Thirteen : your leg feels like somebody took a giant bite out of it.

 House : I don't think gallantry's really an option at this point.

 Kutner : He passed out. Ultrasound revealed bleeding around his heart.

 Amber : If he developed DIC after the surgery, even a normal biopsy bleeds out of control.

 House : So, cardiac arrest and DIC. What's the common denominator?

Throws off a clot, blocks an artery in his heart, causes the arrest.

 Chandler : -But we don't do that. -l know. l just thought it would be fun.

 Chandler : -How drunk are you? -Drunk enough that l wanna do this.

Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.

 Monica : -You're a really good kisser. -Well, l have kissed over four women.

 House : His hand is connected to his arm, and his arm is connected to...

 Cuddy : How many of his limbs have to be at stake for it to be severe?

 Cuddy : He's the best diagnostician in this hospital, and I overrule him.

 Cuddy : He also pointed out that I haven't been a real doctor in years.

 Monica : Ross is on a date with your sister. How weird is that?

Oh, no, it's not. It's a first date. I'm sure that nothing is gonna...

 Howard : and now you're bringing my mother to a party I'm going to?!

 Stuart : There's nothing weird going on with me and your mother.

 Rachel : To Monica and Chandler and that knocked-up girI in Ohio.

 Monica : I can't believe they called. I mean, we're actually getting a baby.

 Joey : I went through the exact same thing with Alicia May Emory.

 Rachel she Chuckles, But Is Still Looking At Her Screen : of a bunch of doctors together.

 Rachel taking The Laptop Away And Turning His Attention To Taub : Phil's not my boyfriend. I'm not the one with the problem.

 Masters : I've only read how to do it, but practice is different than theory.

You're gonna inject dye just past the takeoff of the optic artery.

 Amy : He's nice. He's funny. He has the sallow-drawn countenance...

 Amy : ...associated with an overactive thyroid gland. That's kind of hot.

 Penny : Look, sweetie, we all love Sheldon, but you've been with him over a year now.

 Penny : If it's not going anywhere, what does it hurt to look around?

 Bernadette : Yeah, I guess they're not engaged Iike me and Howie.

 Penny : For what it's worth, engaged people can Iook around too. Lot of options out there.

I've always wanted to open a bottle of champagne with one of these things.

 House : But just in case he hasn't, what can we do that does not involve talking?

 Wilson : - I know you're in there. - I can hear your cell phone ringing.

 Sophia : Need to take another run at Gage. Looks like he's all we've got.

 Sophia : Put us on lockdown. No one leaves or enters the facility.

 Danberg : Facility's locked down. All personnel have been accounted for.

 Tech 2 : Ma'am, I've isolated the subroutine used to doctor the video.

 Tech 2 : It was embedded in a software worm to escape detection.

 Castle : I got no idea what they're talking about, but this is very exciting.

 Wilson : I'm uncomfortable violating a dead colleague's dignity.

 House : Should mean that if it got worse, he had no reason to hide it.

 Wilson : We're going to leave here and go to the closest bar and drink,

 Wilson : tell stories about the time Kutner almost blew up an OR,

 Foreman : The fact that you're aware of it now could be a sign of improvement.

Come on. You'll make a day of it. You'll get a boat, pack a lunch....

 Monica : And then we throw your body in the water. Gee, that does sound fun.

 Mr. Geller : Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says I'm so predictable.

 Mr. Geller : Maybe after I'm gone, they'll say, " Buried at sea? Huh? "

Don't worry. Apparently, other people have made the same mistake.

 Beckett : you're a lot safer in here with us than out there on your own.

 Beckett : Because Alan fired Dave Barton, the only inspector that they could buy.

 Beckett : So, Alan was becoming a big problem and their only solution was to kill him.

 Lanie : No sign of abnormal regenerative activity in blood or tissue cells.

 Alan : Told you. I'm Boring Man, except for the contract out on my life.

 Castle : maybe we should cut off one of his fingers, see if it grows back.

 Ana : A couple weeks back, the man came to the house with a gun.

He said he was gonna kill Todd if he didn't pay back what he owed.

Mr. Carbino, we have a witness who says that you threatened to kill him.

 Dean : your boy here, he paid me back the entire sum plus interest.

 Esposito : He was in Jersey all day yesterday shopping in Short Hills with the missus.

 Ryan : Doesn't mean he didn't do it. He could've hired someone.

Carbino said that McCutchin paid off his debt in full plus interest.

I was thinking that's a lot of money for a guy in the vending machine business,

 Lauren Goldberg : She can't be dead. She can't be dead. She can't.

 Lauren Goldberg : She met with a guy and they sat at a table in the corner.

 Sheldon : and little cubes of charred meat that taste like sweat.

 Sheldon : talking about rainbows, unicorns and menstrual cramps.

 Bernadette : Yeah. Last week we smoked cigars and pretended to be dragons.

Beckett, you and Josh, you got big plans for Valentine's Day, right?

 Beckett : In the unlikely event that we have a couple of hours free on Monday night,

 Esposito : Ooh! Castle's gonna be sorry that he missed this one.

 Esposito : Rich people, man. Society murders are always the freakiest.

 Officer Greta Bailey : The owner of the house, Damian Westlake,

 Officer Greta Bailey : says all was well when he left at 5 : 00 p.m. to meet his neighbor,

 Officer Greta Bailey : Officers found what appears to be a gang tag

 Esposito : I'll reach out to the gang unit, see if they can ID it for us.

 Beckett : So if neighbors heard barking, we might be able to pinpoint a timeline.

The ME tentatively puts time of death between 4 : 30 and 6 : 00.

 Lanie : Once I cleaned the blood from the body, I saw these on her neck.

 Ryan : There's nothing in her phone records that would indicate a girlfriend.

 Ryan : However I did find a charge to her credit card for the night that she died.

 Beckett : See if she was seen with anyone or noticed anything out of the ordinary.

 Beckett : I will call the DA. If we can't charge Doyle with murder,

 Beckett : maybe I can get him held with a departmental psych eval

 Bartender : Chick's a regular in their lounge, targeting upscale men.

 Bartender : Veronica. Go up to the Standish. She'll be hard to miss.

 SCOFFS Your witnesses are confused. I don't go to Georgia's. Not my scene.

he showed up right around 6 : 00, and he left just after 8 : 00.

 Beckett : So, the two of you were in the apartment the whole time?

She was confrontational, and a little too ready with her answers.

 Beckett : see if anyone else saw Cole Whitfield there last night.

 Cole : You accuse me of murder, then you come stalking around my home?

Can you honestly tell me that you're 100% satisfied with your body.

I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.

We were voted "Best-equipped Gym in New York" two years running.

 Castle : I can't sit on the sidelines anymore where LokSat is concerned. I...

 Beckett : along with dozens of private ones in the Los Angeles area.

 Beckett : Castle, you know that case that I've been investigating,

 Beckett : Well, it turns out there's more to it than we thought.

 Beckett : It was a chemical agent that they were working on for the military,

 Beckett : The amount stolen was enough to kill thousands of people.

 House : If she regains consciousness, it's increased intracranial pressure.

 Sean : If the problem is the pressure in her brain, and I fix it,

 Phoebe : It was really fun. I mean, I've never talked on a car phone before.

There's another audition I want, and Estelle couldn't get me in.

 Joey : Well, really it's three. Please? You're so good at it. I love you.

 Beckett : I'm still surprised that you jumped in front of a bullet for this guy.

 Esposito : Me, too. I mean, normally, his slow-as-molasses ass is never that fast.

 Beckett : And he was trying to leave the country in a private jet.

Um, unless you still want me to put in those new-partner requests.

 Chandler : ...threw the bag of barley at her and ran out of the store.

 Diego : He was desperate, talking about they were gonna kill him.

 Ryan : until last week when a wire transfer for 10 grand hit his account.

 Castle : Right when the money came in Marisol started using it to pay bills.

 Burke : - Did you call Bailey? - Well, she's not answering either.

 Erica : Check the chart all you want. You're not getting this heart.

 Burke : Well, you may not want it. His angiogram shows 30% LAD.

 Denny : Izzie. Izzie, stop and listen to me. We're not doing this.

I'll be here the whole time to make sure of that and that's what this is for.

You've waited 18 months to get this. Who knows when the next one will come?

 Denny : - I'll take my chances. - No! It may be too late by then.

 Denny : I'm not about to steal a heart from another man's chest.

 Denny : Not to mention, this will be the end of your medical career.

 Izzie : - I don't care about my medical career. - All right, you know what?

Everyone's entry into the transplant program is clocked in to the second.

 Izzie : You were clocked in to the second and so was the other guy. I checked with UNOS.

-You're gonna do that 10 times a day? -What, it goes 10 times a day?

What will you do with the baby while you trot out to the garbage?

-What? What did I do? What did I do? -You can't leave a baby alone.

l actually came in here hoping to have a mature conversation with you about us.

What is wrong with us? When people hear about our situation, they ask : 

''You live together, but you're not a couple, yet you have a baby?

lsn't that weird?'' And l say, ''No. lt's not, because it works for us.''

...we said that we would live together as long as this makes sense...

...you're not allowed through with more than one girl in the car.

 Joey : But it seems to me it's pretty much like anything else. Face your fear.

So I say you go in there and you be the most committed guy there ever was!

You can't tell, but I'm breaking the tension by mooning you guys.

 Beckett : - But you didn't leave it, did you? - You can see on the tape that we did.

 Esposito : Over a billion dollars in cash went missing during the Iraq invasion.

 Esposito : - You couldn't just leave it, could you? - Yeah, that's exactly what I did.

 Roger : And then she smuggled it to the States, tried to cut me out.

 Ryan : With all due respect, this guy put a bullet in your heart,

 Esposito : The doorman at the residency hotel across the way ID'd the car.

 Raj : Really? Then what were you doing at the comic book store that night?

 Girl : I've been trying to force myself into situations I'm not comfortable with.

 Girl : I saw the flyer in the store window and I made myself go in.

 Raj : If it wasn't for this beer, I couldn't even talk to you right now. I'm a wreck.

 Newscaster : What we do know at this time, or what we can tell you,

 Newscaster : We don't know how many and we may not know that for hours or days.

 Newscaster : We also know that passengers are still being evacuated.

 Newscaster : A ferry of this size can carry anywhere up to 1, 000 or 1, 500.

We're going to need plenty of available open chest trays, central line kits

 Cristina : - Communicate with the scene as needed. - No. I heard you were engaged.

 Paramedic : - You got anyone for me? - Those two need to be transported.

 Zoey : but that is the only concession I make to his seafaring ways.

 Ted : Uh, Zoey, um, did you just say you were out with friends?

 Castle : The day after Owen died, Amy brought her car to a body shop.

 Castle : Did Owen try to get back into the car? Maybe Amy panicked?

 Charlotte : Kristina and I both did. We begged her, but she just kept driving.

 Charlotte : She didn't mean to hurt him. It was just an accident.

 Castle : See how they look? How the loops are pleasingly horizontal?

 Chandler : I want our love to grow before moving to the next level.

 Stuart : Oh, I'm not upset with you, but Amy's pretty bent out of shape,

 Beverly : It's understandable that being in a relationship with him

 Castle : You're going into anaphylactic shock. Do you have epinephrine?

 Todd : My injector's gone! It was in my pocket! Where is it? where is it?

 Castle : Guys, there's a picture of a bee. Maybe your epinephrine's in here.

 Judah : Just breathe. Just breathe, okay? we'll figure this out. Got it?

 Wilson : Why would it make more sense for you to read your father's book

 Wilson : You just wanted to know how his head works, how he thinks.

 Wilson : I'm your best friend, and half the time I don't understand you.

 Wilson : When you read that book you were hoping that somewhere,

 Wilson : underneath all that talk of God, there would be a way of thinking,

 Wilson : To look across the gulf and know there's someone else like you.

 Gil Mazzara : He's currently serving a seven-year stretch in Green Haven Correctional.

 Ryan : - Wait a minute. He's still in prison? - And your boy Buckley put him there.

 Gil Mazzara : And he was all over us to make a rock-solid case.

 Gil Mazzara : We gave Buckley enough to put the guy away for 20 years.

 Ryan : Could Tonelli still be running the operation out of prison?

 Gil Mazzara : The business changes hands, but the name stays the same.

 Esposito : - So, who's the new Danton? - I wish I knew. Guy's like a ghost.

 Gil Mazzara : Every time we think we're getting close, he disappears.

 Gil Mazzara : Five warrants in the last year and every time we show up,

 Gil Mazzara : the place has been cleared out like he knew we were coming.

 Esposito : She went with the captain to update City Hall on the case.

 Castle : I think my daughter might be keeping something from me.

 Castle : You know that she is the closest thing to perfect as humanly possible.

Isn't it possible your perfect daughter isn't as perfect as you think?

 Mcmanus : If you went through what I went through, you would want to see him dead!

 Beckett : Where's the C-4? If that thing goes off, then there's blood on our hands.

 Beckett : And I cannot live with that and I know that you can't either.

 Gates : McManus rented a box at a post office. The C-4 was there.

 Bracken : Well, thank you, Captain, for everything you've done.

 Gates : Well, actually, Detective Beckett deserves most of the credit.

 Howard : - You two have to back off. - Why should I back off? You back off.

 Leonard : Excuse me, this is my apartment, and she's my roommate's sister.

 Sheldon : I'm ordering pizza online. Is everyone okay with pepperoni?

 Sheldon : Lactose intolerance is nothing to be embarrassed about.

 House : You want someone to tell you that it was just an accident, that it's not that bad.

 House : but there is one thing you can do to not make it worse.

 Bernadette : Dad and I were just talking about taking down this wall.

 Bernadette : Seriously? You brought Raj over to take your side?

 Bernadette : He's not on my side. He's doing all the work for free.

 Leonard : How does your brain feel about calculating the surface tension

Okay, and worse than that, they'll never let the women you date forget it.

Hey! Are we playing football, or what? Come on, you hairy-backed Marys!

 Monica : We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere.

I found an emulator online that lets you play classic text-based

 Sheldon : Oh, yes. It runs on the world's most powerful graphics chip : 

You don't feel that now. It was crazy. You're fine. You're better than fine.

 Barney : and get a travel-sized rotating Vietnamese Shame Wheel.

 Marshall : At our apartment, you're the one who pees on the floor.

 Marshall : Aren't you supposed to be off managing some tour in Australia?

 Mayor : Susan runs towards the ticking bomb to try to shut it down...

 Castle : Which means Susan Mailer didn't die trying to set the bomb.

 Judge Markway : She died trying to save an innocent man's life. Fold.

 Mayor : Fold. Well, what about it, Castle? You're good with twists.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, you might want to think up some chips for the pot,

 Judge Markway : Oh, do us a favor, Detective. Beat his pants off.

 Mayor : Well, I think that's it for me. Detective, it was a pleasure.

 Sheldon : but also stands alongside such other nonsensical queries

 House : They kill the leprosy bacteria, and the corpses get tossed into the system.

 House : And as fascinating as our bodies are, they're also stupid.

 House : They're the ones that won't sit still, kick during nap time.

 House : I want you to call down to Carville, Louisiana, home of the last leper colony in the Lower 48.

Thalidomide? - Twelve-year-olds don't have sex, right? So he can't be pregnant.

 House : and sometimes, for some people, knowing some things makes them care.

I tell you my dad left, my mum drank herself to death, you gonna care about me more?

 Sarah : You love it when I take your picture at home, don't you?

 Cameron : The base of his brain's been infiltrated by a small mass. We think...

 Ryan : Lanie says it's a safe bet that there's traces of it all over the exhibit.

 Esposito : There was nothing interesting in the call list or the calendar,

 Beckett : - Why did you lie to everyone? - I didn't want to get fired.

 Castle : - Why would Stanford fire you? - Because he and Will hated each other.

 Rachel : - for Nicole's death. - The girl who was killed in Mexico?

 Rachel : He wanted Will to teach them how to survive in such a hostile environment.

 Rachel : Ever since we got back, Stanford's been trying to get rid of Will.

 Rachel : But he can't, because Will's the one who discovered the burial chamber.

 Beckett : Do you think he would've gone as far as murder to get rid of Will?

 Rachel : Stanford told me that Will is the one that should've died that night,

 Dr. Raynes : The fact that Will and I didn't get along doesn't mean I killed him.

 Raj : I can't believe I'm sitting here next to little Lalita Gupta.

 Raj : That must have been difficult for you because you were so, so fat.

Mm! Are you aware that dentists have an extremely high suicide rate?

 Esposito : We also found a pair of his shoes with cracked soles

 Beckett : I mean, guys like Wolf, they come in, they upset the apple cart.

 Beckett : but eventually, you know he's just gonna let you down.

 Castle : she said she didn't have time to date. She didn't tell you that?

 Demming : Anytime. But, you know, we never really finished our dinner.

But why put off something till tomorrow that you could do it right now?

You're right, I am too late. They're sitting on the couch and talking.

 Phoebe : This suit does not do justice to what's underneath it.

 Howard : What were they thinking, putting Doctor Octopus's mind

 Raj : with all the body-switching shenanigans of Freaky Friday.

 Amy : ...when one of us is sick, the other must take care of them.

 Sheldon : The intent behind that clause was to force you to take care of me when I'm ill.

 Sheldon : When you're feeling better, you'll think that's funny.

 Raj : You're classically handsome, you've got a swimmer's body.

 Hawking : I always thought a motorized toy of me would be cool.

On the other hand, in seven months you're gonna have something..

that you're gonna love more than any guy you've ever gone out with.

 Ross : -You wanna grab some coffee? -No. I'm gonna go eat 10 candy bars.

 Ross : -I thought I cheered you up. -You did. There are 20 in here.

 Amy : Well, the drywall got wet, and you do not want wet drywall

 Amy : Well, he started to question it, but then I fake sneezed on him

 Luca Sabalini : It's made with real cheese. There's nothing fat-free about it.

 Luca Sabalini : He said he'd consider not running it if I'd do him a favor.

 Luca Sabalini : He was supposed to stop by today to talk about it.

The incoming call on his cell was from the Hotel Beta in Midtown.

 Esposito : Maybe Marco was wrong, and Wendell sold it before he was killed.

 Castle : is how did Wendell even pull off a heist like this to begin with?

Especially since Wendell didn't even have any of the proper equipment

 Beckett : Angelica was scheduled for a bankruptcy hearing a week ago.

But it was canceled because she made a $2 million payment to her creditors.

 Castle : What if this whole thing was a ploy to commit insurance fraud?

 Castle : Is to actually break in, yet steal nothing. Angelica set this whole thing up.

 Beckett : I call that motive for murder and probable cause for a search warrant.

 Bernadette : Look, Howard, this is our third date, and we both know what that means.

 Bernadette : But I need to know whether you're looking for a relationship...

 Howard : Okay, just to be clear, there's only one correct answer, right?

Well, in romance, as in show business, always leave them wanting more.

 Chandler : No way. Come on. This is you guys. Call her and work it out.

 Ross : Come on. We just had this huge fight. Don't I have to wait a while?

 Rachel : And then we got into this big, stupid fight... It was awful.

 Rachel : I told him he treats me like a park ranger, something...

- I'm gonna get some chicken. Want some? - No, thanks. No, chicken. Bye, then.

Are you okay? I'm sorry. He wouldn't leave. He kept asking if I wanted chicken.

Can I get a three-piece, some coleslaw and some beans and a Coke?

- I don't know why they didn't just tell us. - It's not like we weren't cool about it.

Clearly, when we're watching Tommy Boy, we're watching two different movies.

 Robin : For the love of God, will one of you idiots hang up the phone?

 House : Canada did not send troops to fight in Vietnam, you idiot.

 Foreman : and I think they both really like watching House torture me.

 Vince : I felt like you were someone I could finally open up to.

Thank you. But I wanna remove it, I don't want to make it savory.

 Monica : When girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body...

 Gates : We'll take care of the rest of the booking details later.

 Ryan : he bolted on the subway platform and jumped onto the tracks.

 Esposito : I just sent teams to Kelly Nieman's apartment to check on her.

 Bobby : considering Liam's about to shoot you and your girlfriend.

 Ryan : let me ask you a question. Where's your cell phone, huh?

No, no, he is former Special Forces. You do not wanna draw on him.

 Robin Sparkles : Isn't there something I can do to make it up to you?

 Barney : So in the interest of robin's dignity, I won't show anymore.

 Bracken : You let McManus get away so that he would take me down,

 Bracken : you decided to ruin the most important moment of my career.

 Bracken : You have overplayed your hand, and I am going to bury you!

 Beckett : Oh, God, Castle, I don't understand. How did we get this so wrong?

 Beckett : They had to have been planning this for tonight, here.

 Beckett : With the heightened security because McManus was on the loose,

 Marshall : Exactly. Thank you, that's exactly what I've been saying.

 Brad : Anyway, I was gonna take kara, but now it's all you and me.

 House : But unfortunately, you're the only one who's currently cheating on his wife.

She'd have been dead in two days if I hadn't made Ayersman do the surgery.

 Stacy : Leave the blackmail out of the story you tell the committee.

 House : Apparently, someone sent an anonymous letter to his wife.

You blackmailed Ayersman, he performed the surgery, and you ratted him out anyway?

 House : To make this conversation easier, can we discard the fiction

 House : that we're talking about anything other than what I did to you?

 House : You're not mad because I broke into your psychiatrist's office.

 House : was that everything was all kittens and moonbeams in Markville,

 Sheldon : It's taking forever to load the new operating system on my computer.

 Esposito : He ran her name, and I think I know why. Her address is unlisted.

 Beckett : All right, you guys pull u everything you can on Tracy.

 Beckett : Can you call Lanie and get her to bring CSU down here?

 Esposito : Captain Gates, looks like Tracy McGrath was Gage's next victim.

 Ryan : Well, she's 33, no family. A scientist at a research foundation.

 Beckett : Gage escaped last night, he had a 10-hour lead on us.

 Rachel : But I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead.

 Rachel : ...the right to demand sex from me! I do not want this job that bad.

If you're going in there to see Mr. Zelner, I hope you're ready to put out.

 Derek : but it would only give Jorge maybe three to five years.

 Derek : If you have any more questions or you need to talk to me, I'm here, OK?

 Castle : How about a nice glass of zinfandel when we get back to my place?

 Stack : have asked me to convey their thanks for your work on this case.

 Richard : You have the length of this elevator ride. Use it well.

 Bailey : - I know, it's a big undertaking. - This isn't even surgical.

 Bailey : - I've done all the research. - There's hoops to jump through.

 Richard : Funding, you have to get department heads to OK it...

 Richard : I'll think about it. I can't imagine why you want to take this on.

- On our day off from the restaurant. - Let the doctors check you out.

 Rachel : A lot of doctors. She needs three people for a Pap smear?

 Addison : - If you're uncomfortable with that... - No, it's fine.

The reason I was leaning a little bit more toward Rachel than you...

Rachel will do whatever you want. You can just walk all over her.

 Kate Beckett : Not after this amazing meal that you guys just stuffed us with.

 Martha Rodgers : Oh, darling, I'm sorry, dessert is not optional.

 Martha Rodgers : Not after I traipsed all over town to find Richard his favorite flavor of ice cream.

 Beckett : You know what? Why don't we take a break and you and I do dishes?

 Beckett : You are not letting them do dishes after they just cooked.

 Beckett : Look, I know that you've only been back for a few weeks,

 Beckett : Alexis waiting on you hand and foot, it's just, it's a little odd.

 Cameron : We were doing the EMG, but we never got past the insertion of the pin.

 Cameron : You did something for which she is grateful, and you're...

She saw you coming up, thought you were a 14-year-old boy. I set her straight.

 House : Except you're forgetting there's one thing I can do now.

 House : How big is a flinch? Bigger than a twitch? Smaller than a spasm?

 House : - You do yoga and you smoke? - I know. It's hypocritical.

 Sheldon : Oh, I think that's below the pay grade of an Imperial Officer.

 Nerdy Guy : Uh, Stormtroopers actually combine both the function

 Wilson : You've never treated a patient with this name, I looked it up.

 Wilson : No one you respect would give you this and expect it to be helpful.

 Wilson : you're looking for answers in what you consider irrationality?

 Dr Koothrappali : Your mother isn't cleaning out your bank account.

 Andrea Fisher : Oh, God. After a few weeks, the museum turned into a hotel.

 Andrea Fisher : Roger thought, "Why not have a real-life spy adventure?"

 Ken Fisher : I hit a pole while I was backing out at the supermarket.

 Beckett : The state of New York lists you as a registered gun owner,

 Montgomery : So Roger was right about being followed that night.

 Beckett : When the husband got on to the affair, he did a little spy game of his own.

 Tom : Well, a guy I know runs paper for a local bookmaking ring.

 Tom : He clocked Wolf doing business with a bookie at Two Bridges bar.

 Beckett : after the beating your boys gave him, I think you have.

 Castle : What happened? He get in too deep with you, so you had to take him out?

 Wesley : And let's say for the sake of argument that he owed me a lot.

 Wesley : didn't have the money, gave some sob story about a woman,

 Sheldon : Oh, yes. But there's usually planning, courtship, advance notice.

You know, last time, I was able to book a cruise to the Arctic to see a solar eclipse.

Wait, wait. You had to leave the state because your roommate was having sex?

 Sheldon : I didn't have to. The dates just happened to coincide.

 Leonard entering : - What's the matter? - I don't know what the protocol is here.

 Cuddy : that by any stretch of the imagination could be considered risky,

 Cuddy : so asking my permission is essentially wasting my time,

 Scott : With a crazy left hand. Sometimes I fantasize about cutting it off.

 Taub : If it doesn't like an ultrasound wand, how's it gonna react to a needle?

 Wilson : I think you're using your relationship with Cuddy as a replacement for drugs.

 Wilson : and on top of that, you create this distraction of looking for proof.

 Monica Wyatt : and I had access to all the information that they needed.

A man came to me and he told me that he could make it all better.

 Monica Wyatt : I just had to do a favor for him every now and then.

 Monica Wyatt : And, at the time, that actually sounded harmless.

 Monica Wyatt : but after what happened to Gordon's kid, I just...

 Monica Wyatt : He said that I could end this. And that we both could be free.

If I knew who Cavallo was, don't you think I would've told Gordon?

 Monica Wyatt : I've only ever dealt with Cavallo's right-hand man before.

- I'm glad we did this. It feels so good. - It does. It feels really good.

 Rachel : Hey, Ross, listen. I heard about you and Charlie. I'm really sorry.

That's okay. I'm sure there are tons of other beautifuI paleontologists out there.

 Ross : Like I said, I was thinking of taking Emma to the Museum of Knives and Fire.

 Derek : Can you lean forward for me? I want to check something.

 Derek : about the other surgical options we discussed this morning?

 Derek : Once the Parkinson's progresses to a point of dementia,

 Sheldon : Euclid Avenue is shorter as the crow flies, but it has speed bumps...

...which increase point-to-point drive time, making it the less efficient choice.

 Sheldon : If you're not going to slow down for the speed bumps, I withdraw my objection.

 Sheldon : In most towns, First Street eventually gets renamed to something else.

 Sheldon : ...to exercise our minds with brain teasers like that.

 Howard : Tell me about it. One time, I swear I pooped out a stick of chalk.

 Bernadette : It's just sometimes I feel like you enjoy spending time

 Addison : No, you do not get to break down. You do not get to fall apart.

 Addison : Not when there's still a chance, and there still is a chance, Derek. OK?

 Meredith : I could save her. If you'd just give me a chance, I could save her.

 Denny : - And you can't stay here, Meredith. - I don't want to!

And Cristina? When she was 9, she was in a car accident with her father,

and he bled out in front of her while they waited for an ambulance.

 MEREDITH : - Not that I should interfere. - But you're going to anyway.

 MEREDITH : Hey. Derek's looking for you. He says you left a patient in CT.

 CHIEF : When you see Dr. Burke, tell him I need to speak with him.

 CHIEF : Mr. O'Malley has elected to have Dr. Hahn perform his valve replacement.

 CHRISTINA : - But what about Dr. Burke? - Dr. Burke's been replaced.

 House : You're not suddenly eating healthy because you want to.

 House : You're eating healthy because you know I don't want to.

so either something started bothering you this week or you're...

 Wilson : After Amber died, I withdrew, tried to change everything,

 Wilson : And what could be more normal than me screwing with you,

- Yeah, it's complicated. When... - You know what I was thinking?

Cancer runs in the family, right? No one else in the family has cancer.

 GEORGE : It's when the cancer cells have migrated from their point of origin...

I hurt my leg. I have a note. You had your hour... three, actually.

 House : No, you need more nurses, but you cut back on the nursing staff,

 Cuddy : I wonder if that has anything to do with you costing us $100 million.

 Wilson : Then it's not stomach cancer. Have you ruled out sepsis?

The L.P. and blood smears showed no signs of infection. Here. Take these two pills and you can go.

 Foreman : Well, the lab's working at double their capacity. Maybe someone screwed up.

 House : Take the elevator to the third floor... Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wrong form.

 Wilson : - No fever, no neck pain. She's fine. - Smell her hair. No chlorine.

 House : Which means she wasn't at the pool, which means she's come to a quarantined area...

 Siebert : Now? You realize I'm your boss and I am holding my penis.

 Siebert : Gentlemen, there's a task I'm trying to accomplish here...

 Howard : ...buy a pie and eat it in your car in the parking lot.

- What time should I be at your mother's? - I told her around 7.

 Leonard : I swear, that man is the most egotistical, insufferable human being I have ever met.

It's terrific. You know, I just can't help feel bad about Sheldon.

Towards the end of our marriage, I did a lot of karate to release the tension...

 Chandler : Maybe the problem was you were pronouncing it "ka-ra-tay."

I'd probably be writing for The New Yorker, being paid to be funny.

 Phoebe : I had a massage client who worked there, and he said I had a knack for stocks.

Because at that time, I thought that everything that rhymed was true.

Do you guys think if all those things happened, we'd still hang out?

Come on, l don't want to do this alone, and he's such a sweet guy.

lf you're worried about breaking his heart, it's still broken from the last time.

 Sheldon : You can't do that. Not only is it a violation of California State Law...

 Sheldon : ...it flies directly in the face of Cheesecake Factory policy.

Yeah, no, there's a new policy : No shoes, no shirt, no Sheldon.

 Leonard : And he agrees that he was unreasonable and out of line.

Don't you get it? You keep going along with his insanity, you're encouraging him.

 Bernadette : I hope we get there in time to see the keynote address.

 Howard : Actually, I was thinking we could go straight to the room

 House : Why would you... House says if I go, you can come back.

 Wilson : Don't you hate when they put the mushrooms underneath the cheese?

 House : If she invited you to a ceremonial lynching, would you go?

 Wilson : It would depend on what she was serving. Everyone's a hypocrite.

 Taub : Why are you suddenly so obsessed with Cuddy's particular brand?

 House : Would you rather we go back to talking about mushrooms and cheese?

 Wilson : You don't resent this baby, you want to be a part of it.

 House : I'm acting like I don't want to go because I don't want to go,

I could check apartment listings, though there's never anything here.

Guys, would you chip in for some new air filters for the purifier?

I noticed there aren't any plants, so I brought you your first...

 Wilson : No. I'm not getting sucked into the vortex of your insanity again.

 Wilson : I'll consider that. After I take her to the Hockney exhibit.

 Wilson : She enjoyed the play. I enjoyed her enjoying the play.

 House : What's life without the ability to make stupid choices?

 House : Find out why her brain froze before she can't decide to take her next breath.

 House : You won't find anything but I'll get the office to myself.

So this entire time, you've been angry with me because of a dream?

 Howard : Oh, come on, honey. She's just sitting in there reading a magazine.

- There we go, last floor. - I just can't figure out what happened.

 Leonard : Thank you for reminding me it's okay to have fun once in a while.

It's two guys in the ring and the rules are, "There are no rules"!

- I heard you made a great 12-year-old. - It was the best year of my life.

 House : he was abusing the cough meds and taking the booze medicinally.

 Sidas : I didn't throw it away. I just turned it down a little.

 Sidas : When my brain was on low, everything didn't seem so miserable any more.

Labs, to coffee, take her anywhere. Just get her away from her parents.

 Alex accusingly : You want me to convince her to get that surgery.

 Derek : - Convince her to make the decision. - How am I supposed to do that?

 Derek : Dr. Karev, you're creative. You'll think of something. Thank you.

 Mrs. Griswold : My room was bigger last time. It was brighter. More sun.

 Mrs. Griswold : I've been through it too many times to not understand.

 Mrs. Griswold : Get the blinds. Open the blinds. This room is depressing.

 George : Dr. Burke, thank you for choosing me to assist you today.

 Mrs. Griswold to her husband : Get my hand sanitizer out of my case.

 George : Why would you be with someone who makes you that unhappy?

 Leonard : Are you kidding me? After all we've been through? I just want to go home.

 Raj : Fine, then I guess it's two against two. How do we decide?

What? Well, what about the mission? You said we're a real-life landing party.

 Sheldon : Who had real-life garbage thrown at us by real-life strangers who think we're idiots.

 Sheldon : And to tell you the truth, I'm starting to feel like one.

 Chandler : Yes, right! And I feel horrible. You have to believe me.

And there's a loaf in the new bread maker I won't eat. Know why?

 Chandler : -Probably because -It's all tainted with your betrayal!

 Beckett : - which I highly encourage you to do. - CELL PHONE CHIMES 

It's a news alert. There's a three-alarm fire going in Brooklyn.

 Miller : I can't send in a rescue company until it's more contained.

 Beckett : If my guys are in there, I need you to bring them out.

 Miller : If your guys were in there, I'm sorry, they're probably already gone.

 House : Are you going somewhere with this? Because this feels...

 Amber : Then, under the stress of blindness, then, post-op fever.

 House : See, if you hadn't been here, that would've just popped into my head,

 House : Not before I've added chemical burns to this guy's cause of death.

 Male Officer : We're with the Department of Citizenship and Immigration.

 Male Officer : According to our records, your work permit has expired.

 Chase : I'm sure it's a mistake. I'll call you as soon as I know what's going on.

 Thirteen : Yeah, it's almost like we don't all need to be here.

 Chase : Your case presented a very interesting diagnostic challenge.

 House : Some idiot I went to med school with keeps leaving messages,

 Foreman : I can go up to her room tomorrow morning, ask her for the key.

 House : Would the police call for permission before dropping by to check out a crime scene?

It's not a crime scene. As far as I know, she's running a meth lab out of her basement.

She's a kindergarten teacher. And if I were a kindergarten student I would trust her implicitly.

 House : But if you're making $8.00 an hour, then you kind of need the $8.00 an hour, right?

And the sign in the bathroom says that employees must wash after using the facilities,

 House : but I figure that somebody who wipes snot on a sleeve isn't hyperconcerned about sanitary conditions.

 House : I want you to check the patient's home for contaminants, garbage, medication.

I can't just break into someone's house. Isn't that how you got into the Felkers' home?

 House : Court records are sealed. You were 16. It was a stupid mistake.

 House : But your old gym teacher has a big mouth. Should write a thank-you note.

So I'm gonna give you a fair chance to prove you knew nothing about this.

 Sheldon : Be aware of your surroundings while urinating in a public men's room.

 Howard : I say this ring belongs to the last person who can hold on.

You do realize there's a giant-bug movie marathon tonight on the Syfy Channel.

Joey, could l have a sip of your coffee and a bite of your muffin?

 Phoebe : That's why Richard Dreyfuss and l don't speak anymore.

Yeah, right, the unemployed piano player who gave his trust fund to charity?

The pay's pretty good, and you could do it for as long as you need.

l gotta tell you, being on TV isn't as glamorous and exciting as you think.

 Bar Lady : A bit off, like Conrad. They sat at that high top over there.

 Bar Lady : The only time he ever said two words to me was the other week

 Bar Lady : The Knicks were in overtime and I missed the end while I was on hold.

 Beckett : I bet about 50,000 people live within walking distance of that corner.

 Castle : - We could canvass local businesses. - For an average-Iooking white guy?

 Shaw : but that was because he was pretending to be someone else.

 Shaw : But it's not enough to be smart, he also has a pathological need

 Shaw : to validate it, which tells me that he probably belongs to an organization

He's a chameleon, so we can assume that he's living under a stolen identity.

 Shaw : He has already shown certain dispositions in his fascination

 Shaw : with Nikki Heat, so we've drawn up a list of periodicals and magazines

he thought Hannah actually had feelings for him and everybody knew

 Penelope : all she wanted to do was up her profile on the show.

 Ryan : But you lived with Hannah. Do you know where she was last night?

 Bob : No. She didn't come home last night, and I didn't see her all day yesterday.

 Penelope : But with all of America watching? How stupid do you think I am?

 Penelope : But not the night that she was killed. It was the night before.

 Beckett : that she asked you for her job back after she ruined your marriage?

 Penelope : I yanked her hair and broke my nail. But that was it.

 Beckett : So all along, Derek sees his partner taking the money to the bank.

 Beckett : He raids the bank account for the 25 grand that he needs,

 Montgomery : So Derek decides he's done playing the Mandalay role,

 Montgomery : and because he knows too much, the only option is to kill him.

 Castle : As someone who's written just about every ending in the book,

 Beckett : You've lost quite a lot of money since your husband passed away.

 Michael Grant : My client doesn't need to defend her spending habits.

 Rebecca Dalton : What does my money have to do with Derek's death?

 Castle : You were supposed to grab Vikram and then come straight here.

 Beckett : I know, but that was before the guys were brought in on this

Uh, no, no, absolutely not. You can't risk coming out in the open.

Castle, I'm in one of the safest buildings in the city, a police station.

 Ryan : and we were only able to find one car with staggered wheels

 Esposito : Which matches the tire impressions we found at the crime scene.

 Vikram : This is the car five blocks from the vacant lot, driving away.

 Lily : You're packing snowballs, and your breath smells like a fart.

Wait! Aren't you the guy who plays the butt in the new Pacino movie?

A not-so-good neighborhood about 15 blocks away from Authentic Nick's.

 Ryan : He popped in his ATM card, but then after about a minute of inactivity

 Alexis : if Lauren wasn't the most conniving bitch in the entire world.

 Alexis : And said he had no idea that she was going to do that and...

 Beckett : If I take this job, then there's not gonna be time for anyone else.

 Jim : It'll be because of him, and you'll end up resenting him for it.

 Beckett : It's like we've been doing this dance for the past five years and...

 Jim : You know, your whole life you've never had a relationship go this far.

 Jim : it's because it's what you want. Not because you're afraid.

 Mark : Impressive. Looks like Bailey's not a shoo-in for chief resident after all.

 Callie : I'm good at what I do, Bailey. I'm focused, I'm disciplined.

Some number two pencils, a bottle of water and a sandwich, if you get hungry.

 Richard : I'll send a proctor in and I'll come back in a few hours and check on you.

 George moves to look at the screen : - Heath. - I told you I couldn't miss my game.

 George : Who puts up Web pages on how to cut off your own finger?

 Callie : He's got a passion and he sacrificed for it. You got to respect that.

 Callie : Sometimes you can't wait. You just want the pain to stop.

 George shakes his head : to start with, then even if you cut it off,

It's not like she put a gun to my head and said, "Marry the beast."

What does my personal business got to do with the murder of Stacey Collins?

without worrying about some moron with a camera ruining his life.

Stacey Collins engineered the whole thing in order to break your pre-nup.

His jet touched down at Westchester County Airport yesterday afternoon.

 Beckett : Mr. Winters, where were you last night between 10 : 00 and 11 : 00?

 Winters : You can't be insinuating I had something to do with Anabelle's death?

 Winters : This Thorian Blaster was given to me by the Vice-Chancellor of Loron

 Winters : - when I helped save the Queen... - For the love of Pete.

Perlmutter and tested the blaster. It's definitely our murder weapon.

 Beckett : Have Tech look at the gun. Find out where it came from.

It just goes to show you sometimes people aren't what they appear to be.

For Alexis's sake, I hope you're right. Given what she was wearing.

 Castle : is being ogled by thousands of sweaty, lecherous fanboys.

 Beckett : Can I just point out the fact that the costume that she was wearing

 Cameron : Hopefully for you, whatever you injected yourself with won't wear off

 Cameron : before you get the fun of a caring and concerned doctor cutting into your head.

 Cuddy : Apparently, he's making you miserable. That's impressive.

 Foreman : I only did that stuff to prove he couldn't make me miserable.

 Cuddy : He gets to play mad scientist, and this department runs smoothly.

Yeah, a mentally ill patient is right on track for a pointless procedure.

 Phoebe : Right after my Mom killed herself, I was in a bad place, personally.

 Phoebe : All I got was a lousy key chain, and by that time, I was living in a box.

 Phoebe : This isn't a good deed. You just want to get on TV. This is selfish.

You can tell them you know they know, and I can go back to knowing nothing!

 Raj : I've often pictured you guiding a young boy into manhood.

 Leonard : There you go, Howard. Sounds like Raj'll have your babies. Problem solved.

 Raj : ...doesn't mean he's displaying the love that dare not speak its name.

 Howard : I can't see a life where I don't have kids. I mean, people have kids.

 Castle : How do you know I'm not this nice to all the beautiful women

 Scarlett Price : - I shouldn't have done that. - It's okay, it's...

 Scarlett Price : - Knox killed Buckley. - No. No. He has an alibi.

 Scarlett Price : Knox made me take it. Reverend Daniel is a client.

 Scarlett Price : Knox is blackmailing him into saying they were together

The reason I came over is to settle things between us. You've done a lot for me.

 Joey : I wanted to pay you back with the premiere, but you missed it.

 Chandler : Then there was the second set. The infamous "booger" headshots.

 Mr. Geller : We have it. Only, now we call it "the beach house."

 Mr. Geller : ...then that went to hell, so we redid the kitchen.

 Chandler : Clearly I did not start drinking enough at the start of the meal.

 Mr. Geller : - It seemed like such a simple idea. - Stupid, Jack. The word is stupid.

 SYDNEY : - Well, no. But... - Then what the hell could you know?

 MEREDITH : Continue the primary incision of the ventral side of the shaft.

So if that means giving someone a straighter nose or bigger breasts

I came to have some fun. Then he gets over me about what I'm wearing.

 ALEX : - He just rubs me the wrong way. - You're on a camping trip.

 ALEX : Playing music or drinking. Dude never even took me to the park.

 ALEX : I just figured this was my chance to go out with the guys.

 Foreman : Surgeon was trying to put everything back where it was.

 Wilson : May have been lucky. You don't catch testicular cancer early, it kills.

and I missed connecting a testicular explosion with a testicular problem.

If you've got a good life, if you're healthy, you've got no reason to bitch.

 Wilson : - No reason to hate life. - Here's the flaw in your argument.

 Wilson : who live with their own impending doom for months or years

 Wilson : Weirdly, most of them don't react with happiness, or even anger.

 Wilson : but because they've defined themselves by their disease.

 Foreman : The patient's breathing on her own, but she's still pretty weak.

 Kutner : Yes, you predicted that her lungs would fail, but the MRI was negative for MS.

 House : If we run a nerve conduction study on the surface of her brain,

 House : Actually, I'm talking about cutting off her skull, exposing her brain.

 House : And she agrees with me because she agrees with me. Right, sweetie?

 Kutner : All we need is a more sensitive test. Endoscopic ultrasound.

 Kutner : You were also proven wrong. Why don't I get a second test?

 Kutner : Let me know when Cameron says yes to cutting off our patient's skull.

Good news, I don't need your approval for some crazy, unproven treatment.

 Marshall : which would be fine if Zoey wasn't married to Colonel Mustard.

 Beckett : Well then, he slipped out the back and went to Kim's.

 Montgomery : It doesn't change the facts. We gotta cut him loose.

 Beckett : See if Montgomery was involved in any of his old arrests.

 Beckett : I want to know who he was talking to just before he died.

 Castle : There are thousands of break-ins in New York City every year.

 Beckett : he said that they wanted me dead, that I was getting too close.

And he said that he was gonna give his life in order to protect mine.

 Beckett : It's like I'm just waiting for that other shoe to drop.

Some guy bought it. I tried to stop him, but they put me in jail!

 Chandler : -They put you in jail? -The little jail between the doors!

 Chandler : Yeah, but when he proposed to me with the ring, I got goosebumps.

 Woman : Yes, I can read the sign. I'm just pondering the implications.

But the sign and tape are covered with a layer of dust which indicates...

 Woman : ...the elevator has been nonfunctional for an amount of time...

 Woman : ...which suggests either a remarkable passivity among the...

 Woman : ...based on the number of mailboxes and given typical urban population density...

- Uh, I'm Penny, I'm his neighbor. - Oh, Dr. Beverly Hofstadter.

 Ryan : The guy's been playing us all along, using us to find Finch's accomplice.

 Castle : Just leaves copies laying out where people can see them.

 Beckett : If he was tipping off Racine, he wouldn't use the precinct phone.

 Ryan : If there are any calls to Racine, we have all the proof we need.

 Ross : No. I couldn't find him. I'm just gonna talk to him on the plane.

 Beckett : So, I guess your Nikki Heat has a back-story now, Castle.

 Castle : I did kind of like the hooker-by-day, cop-by-night thing.

 Beckett : Well, don't bewilder your audiences with substance on my account, Castle.

 IZZIE : - Did you burn your hand on purpose? - Izzie, you heard Dr. Bailey.

 IZZIE : It's just, did you burn your hand to get out of taking your test?

 GRETCHEN : I can't fail that damn test one more time. I just can't.

It's all anyone in my family, in my life, it's all they talk about.

 GRETCHEN : It's all I'm known for. "Oh, Gretchen the failure. "

 GRETCHEN : Can you imagine failing the Bar exam five times? Five times.

 ADDISON : I've completed the incision and I'm going to ask you to move

 ADDISON : the top uterus to the side so I can reach the one underneath.

 Penny : Yeah, they already know I'm a pharmaceutical sales rep.

 Sheldon : It's usually indicated for acutely inflamed hemorrhoids,

 Callie Langston : She said that she had figured it out about Damian and me,

 Callie Langston : Mrs. Westlake said that she was going to leave Damian,

 Beckett : And did you tell Damian about the conversation you had with his wife?

 Callie Langston : He said he loved me, and that nothing would keep us apart.

 Callie Langston : Then I heard about Mrs. Westlake on the news.

 Beckett : Did you talk to Damian after you heard about his wife's murder?

 Callie Langston : He said we couldn't see each other for a while,

- Sheldon, you are not in charge. - That's mighty sassy for a man...

 Sheldon : ...with a roommate performance review around the corner.

 Raj : What's the big deal? You guys are bringing your girlfriends.

 Sheldon : The big deal is, I was expecting us to be an intimate group of five.

 Sheldon : - Do you like Raisinets? - I take them or leave them.

 Sheldon : As long as it doesn't crunch during the film and it's Raisinets.

If you're gonna replace Wolowitz, I need to know a little more about you.

 Chandler : The rogue processor who seduces his coworkers' wives...

 Chandler : In fact, I have her panties right there in my drawer!

 Joey : If it means that much to you, I'll go find something else.

We've been trying to get pregnant since we got engaged, to get a jump on things.

 Beckett : Track the taxi off the medallion number. Find out where it went.

 Beckett : Fingerprint evidence will show that he was thrown out a window. By you.

 Castle : After which you kidnapped Tina Massey in full view of a security camera.

 Beckett : This guy should be sweating bullets. This doesn't feel right.

 House : Catheter's adjacent to the optic chiasm. We're in position.

 Taub : which means it's either dumb, dangerous, or tragic, or a combination.

 House : if some other lazy cancer researcher hadn't gone home early.

 House : "Those weren't there when we scanned her two days ago"?

 Foreman : - Dr. House, maybe we should... - His throat was sore.

 Mrs. Merrell : He was coughing, and I just wanted to help him... Aren't you a dear.

Where are the pills? He took the last of'em before he was switched into that room.

 Pharmacist : If the prescription said cough medicine, that's what I dispensed.

 Chase : We just need to know what it was, what dosage it was... It was cough medicine.

 Mindy : Things don't always work out for the best. Doesn't hurt to hope they do.

No. Not unless that makes you figure you can do whatever you want, like give people cough medicine.

 Chase : This is cough medication. This is what Brandon was supposed to get.

 Chase : Can you tell this man what the pills in your son's medicine bottle actually looked like?

 Barney : - They're a total train wreck. - Unmitigated disaster.

 Barney : Thank God we're not sentimental saps who panic and get back together.

 Anita : And there was a painting above the fridge, I think it was a landscape.

 Anita : And when he pulled out the bottle of water from the fridge,

 Anita : I remember there were six other bottles in the fridge door there.

 Castle : Au contraire, we've already learned something very, very important.

 Beckett : Come on, Castle. Could you just tell me what this is all about?

So, I'm Justin, and you are one of these several people who shot me.

 Castle : Which means Anita, Sam or Dwight couldn't have seen it either.

 Gates : Okay, if they didn't witness the actual murder, then what did they see?

 Castle : Something that happened at another Best Traveler hotel.

All day long, I see the women who get sent there, and I can't hack it.

 Beckett : Okay, Joe specifically asked to be on Otis Williams' trial?

 Sandy Jenkins : Yes, he was insistent about getting on that jury pool.

 Sandy Jenkins : So I figured maybe he wanted to write a tell-all book about it or something.

 Castle : I can't believe John Grisham hasn't written this book.

 Montgomery : Maybe then we'd know what was so special about that trial to Joe.

 Beckett : Well, maybe Joe had a personal connection to the trial.

To the victim, Lyla Addison, or to the defendant, Otis Williams.

 Montgomery : or maybe spent some time in the same juvenile hall.

Meanwhile, I'll have Lyla Addison's case file sent over from the 74,

 Montgomery : and you should check in with the family. Could be a connection there.

 Sheldon : Yeah. And I don't understand why you're taking her side.

 Sheldon : By being my girlfriend, she's saying you're a weirdo, too.

 Sheldon : Well, first we buttered my feet to get the swim fins off,

 Ted : So we should make lots of star wars references around girls.

 Barney : You're way out of practice, and she is way too hot for you,

 Jerry : Barney wasn't interested in my apology. He just wanted me to be cool.

 Jerry : but I've published two nonfiction books about Asparagus.

 Ted from 2030 : That's how long it took me to get right about here.

 Lanie : to people with ADD. But models have been known to buy it off the street

 Lanie : - and use it for weight loss. - So much for her being anti-drug.

 Castle : I guess the job and the stalker weren't the only things making her tense.

 Beckett : Well, she wasn't Heidi Klum. She hadn't even had a national campaign.

 Castle : Well, maybe the guy figured he was getting in on the ground floor,

 Castle : like you're a cross between Sherlock Holmes and Angelina Jolie.

 Castle : And the picture isn't half-bad, either. Although, you don't always need

 Esposito : Old news, my friend. We're talking about yesterday at Fashion Week.

 Ryan : Word on the street is you brought back a little souvenir.

 Esposito : Come on, Castle. Take pity on your model-deprived brothers.

 Foreman : I called the hospital in Rome to see when she was scheduled for surgery.

 DEREK : - I'll see you in the lobby at eight. - Hey, Grey! I lost a kid.

 GEORGE : You take away Green Lantern's ring, Hal Jordan's still a hero, but it creates

a crisis of confidence when you've worked hard to hone your strength.

 GEORGE : Robin just marches into the Batcave and he says, "Here I am.

I'm going to live here too. Give me some tights and I'm taking your towel."

Dude, if you don't stop this, I'm going to punch you in the face.

I arrange for you to see a cool surgery and you talk my patient out of it?

 GEORGE : I expressed an opinion. I suggested that not everything has to go at warp speed.

 GEORGE : It is all warp speed with you. "Ankle hurts? Cut it off. "

 CALLIE : You intimidated my patient. Got a problem, bring it to me.

 CALLIE dry : If you weren't a toddler, if you could use your words,

Then I would've said, "Me neither. I'm looking. Be out in a week. "

 GEORGE : - Really? Because remember you... - Save it. I'll be out in an hour.

 Cuddy : I'm doing everything I'm supposed to do. She will be okay.

 Thirteen : It is the blood, but the clotting proteins aren't the problem.

 Foreman : It's her platelets. Looked like they had bite marks in them.

 House : Either you folded because I gave you crap, or you broke up, or...

 Ted from 2030 : Of casinos before that night, and I've been to a lot

 Chandler : I could use another reason why women won't look at me.

 Rachel : Last night, you seemed to know your way around the table.

 At the apartment, Barney : Uh, spending some quality time with my dad.

 Barney : No, no, I want you to see this. This is great. Keep bidding.

 Ollie : I think she picked it off me when she was pawing at me.

 Castle : I don't get it. Why would Whitney steal a key to this place?

 Beckett : I don't know, but clearly it has nothing to do with the affair.

 Ryan : Is there any indication why Whitney would steal dynamite?

starting with that horseback-riding tour that she snuck away from.

 Esposito : Wait a minute. It wasn't the Yavapai Reservation, was it?

Ahem. "Expedition 31 will launch this spring to the International Space Station.

 Raj : Crew members will include Commander Tom'Tombo' Johnson...

...astronaut Mike'Supernova' Novacelik, and payload specialist Howard Wolowitz."

 Raj : If you're going to be an astronaut, you need to pick a cool nickname.

 Howard : Are you not listening to me? The other astronauts have to give you your nickname.

 Leonard : Because the cafeteria doesn't offer Iittle packets of methamphetamine.

 Hamilton : Appreciate any list of, uh, medications... Anything like that.

I know you're a good doctor, and you have to appreciate that I'm a good doctor too.

 Hamilton : The biopsy and the blood test were negative, just like yours.

 Hamilton : Look, I'm gonna take him off the ventilator, and John Henry's going to die. He's accepted that.

I'm sorry. I should have never put your patient on I.V.I.G. - It's not your fault, Eric.

- Everybody asks about you out in L.A. - How's the old place doin'?

 House : But before you guys break out the oil, I should point out that you can't pull the plug. I have a court order.

 Hamilton : Not if no one's accusing you. All the charges have been dropped.

 House : He's pretty much resigned. Just wants to go out with a bang.

You know, because no one will ever know, because no one can experience both.

I mean, who knows? Maybe there's something even more painful than those things?

 Joey : - It's my house-warming present for Monica and Chandler.

 Joey : - Yeah, I figure they'll love it at the new house you know? It has that big backyard.

 Bernadette : to swing by that place tonight and get a look at this guy?

 Howard : is just to get you on every dating Web site out there.

 Sheldon : you're corresponding with someone, it's actually a computer program

Calling it a "poopy diaper" doesn't make this process any cuter.

 Neely : Well, we'll take it from here. Again, thanks for everything.

 Esposito : there was this lovely girl named Trixie who wanted to meet me.

 Beckett : Look, you let the case get under your skin, you know?

 FINN : So, what time do they let us visitors start visiting in the morning?

 DENNY : But they're the only way to find out who you really are.

 DENNY : I've got the love of my life, a new heart, and I want you guys

 DENNY : I promise, from here on out, nothing's ever gonna be the same.

 Sheldon : I look forward to your next birthday when we do it again.

Did you say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the copy place?

 Rachel : Because I was mad at you. Not because I stopped loving you.

 Sheldon : to an elderly nun who passed out from heat exhaustion.

 Castle : Whoa, whoa. Someone say "murder"? Hold on! I'll get my coat.

 Lanie : Looks like it. But I'll have to pump out the tub and run some tests to be sure.

 Callie : If this keeps up, you and Burke might be the very last thing we ever talk about.

 Izzie : - Where's Rachel? - She went to go make some phone calls.

 Leonard : Did your sister say anything when you got home last night?

Not out loud. You're just figuring a joint pain plus fever plus a low lifestyle

 House : Which would be dispositive if he was just a giant head.

 Ross : Enough with geography for the insane, okay. Let's play some ball.

Yeah, for dating, general merriment, taking back to your windmill?

 Cuddy : I assume you're avoiding me because of the charity gala.

 House : Like I don't give a crap about awards, charities, what it looks like.

 Taub : I saw it in your closet, and it happened to match my shirt.

 House : Obviously he wants you out of the closet for some reason.

As today's youth might put it : Who wants to get their Sheld-on?

 Howard : Bernie and I are getting the house ready for the remodel.

 Raj : Uh, I've got time booked in the telescope room all weekend

 Sheldon : Well, then it looks like we have a winner. Congratulations.

 Carrick : Chris Carrick. Next time you use my name in a threatening e-mail,

 House : Can you blame me? Last time that happened, the guy shot me.

 Thirteen : What if the spinal block triggered some sort of placebo effect?

 Plumber : What happened? He just started screaming. Do something!

 Raj : Well, I couldn't have done it without my two favourite girls.

 Joey : - Does that mean we have to bust it open? - I don't know. Maybe.

 Callie : My history? My marital status? My deep dark little secrets?

 Callie : as his best friend, you haven't been the best matchmaker in the past.

 Izzie : You know, if you like her, I will like her. Eventually.

 George : All I want to do is forget her. All I want to do is just escape her and...

 Foreman : I thought you were gonna pay off that girl's mortgage.

 Foreman : Bobby the Bouncer sees you standing out here like a stalker,

 Foreman : You think you're a screw-up because you got a girl pregnant

 Foreman : You just need some sleep and you'll handle this mess.

 Thirteen : I don't see the bleed, I'm moving down to the brain stem.

 Chase : That's why you have this twisted obligation to keep all promises.

 Chase : Or your carefully constructed defense mechanism could crumble down.

 Penny : Okay. All right, don't freak out. You can make this work.

 Leonard : Oh. Could you clear off a shelf for me in the bathroom? I take a lot of medicine.

 Mrs Wolowitz off : Oh, please, you're a tall glass of brown water.

But I've had a lovely time eating your brisket and hearing about the things...

 Ryan : can't find any record of Jade Yamata, if that's even her name.

 Ryan : Not a birth certificate, nothing. It's like she didn't exist.

 Beckett : If we know her true identity, it may lead us to why she was killed,

 Beckett : so find out everything you can on Jade. Start with the orphanage.

 Perlmutter : I checked the victim for any implants or traceable medical hardware,

 Perlmutter : but I discovered nothing that would aid you in your quest.

 Perlmutter : Based on faint, small scars over her back and legs,

 Beckett : You're not saying she was in combat as a 10-year-old girl?

Military surgeons started using it on blast wounds during the Afghan War,

 Perlmnutter : but it wasn't adopted by civilian doctors until fairly recently.

 Perlmnutter : Only two military facilities in Japan were doing this surgery at that time.

 Stack : The drone wasn't from Fort Drummond, but it was one of ours.

from an Air National Guard base near Syracuse at 8 : 16 this morning.

 Stack : The pilot lost control nine minutes earlier over Long Island.

 Pilot 1 : I don't know, sir. It's not responding to any commands.

 Commander : Are you running a targeting protocol? On that vehicle?

 Pilot 1 : No! I'm not doing anything! I don't know what's happening!

 Stack : Somebody hacked into that drone and took out Dale Tanner.

 Esposito : Maybe the pilot was just pretending that he wasn't flying it.

 Rachel : What? As part of your "poor friends outreach program"?

 Chandler : I don't know what to say. I'm sorry we make more than you.

 Chandler : But we're not gonna feel guilty. We work really hard.

It's just that sometimes we like to do stuff that costs a little more.

 Monica : I'll just replace them, and we can forget the whole thing.

If she hasn't mentioned it yet, she's not... If you're gonna fire someone, go ahead and do it.

 Foreman : But don't treat us like lab rats, testing how long it takes to get us at one another's throats.

 House : - So what should I do? - I don't give a damn what you do.

 House : Because he screwed up an angio a month ago? - Anyone can make a mistake.

Right. So it's the money. You resent it, but you're gonna tell me that he doesn't need the job.

 Foreman : There's nothing wrong with just wanting to hang out, but this is not the place to do it.

 House : Guess he's not the "rise above the fray" guy he'd like us to think he is.

 Beckett : Elise, the man that you loved is dead. I am trying to find his killer. Help me.

 Elise Finnegan : he told me that he couldn't bear lying to me anymore.

 Beckett : And what part of this case involves conning first-graders?

 Beckett : Next you're gonna tell me that Wheeler was also a secret agent.

 Elise Finnegan : Half of those students are the children of UN diplomats.

 Elise Finnegan : Getting close to their kids allowed Steven unique access

 Castle : - You can't deny there's a possibility... - He is not in the CIA.

 Esposito : It sure seems that way. Jenna's best friend was drugging her,

 Esposito : - and her photographer killed her. - Even her clothing designer seemed

 Beckett : If Wyatt killed her, why didn't he do a better job of cleaning up his place?

 Beckett : - right outside of his apartment? - Maybe he's not that bright.

 Beckett : Or maybe he was telling the truth. Maybe he didn't do it.

 Martha : I said, "Martha Rodgers does not die in the first act,

 Martha : No. I feel rotten and old. I feel like I'm dying offstage.

 Martha : It's a powerful thing, kiddo. To be young, beautiful, talented.

 Martha : - No woman wants to give it up. - You are still beautiful,

 Castle : and you are still talented. And you didn't give up your youth.

 Adams : because there were photos of you and your kids all over.

 Olivia : Tommy, what is it? Why would you think you needed so many guns'?

 Park : This isn't necessarily paranoia. Societies do fall apart.

 Park : Imagine what would happen if there was a terrorist attack

 Chase : It's our best guess. The olestra here binds to the poison,

 Dibala : There was a Catholic mission near my childhood village.

 Dibala : But when my two younger sisters were dying from consumption,

 Foreman : I fired my girlfriend because he said he was gone for good.

 Cuddy : Then he can't practice. But we'd be idiots not to listen to him.

 Penny : Look, you did the right thing last night. I was a mess.

 Penny : I was just frustrated because my career is going nowhere.

 Beckett : Okay, a wine preservation kit, flaming Ping-Pong balls,

 Beckett : each time we find a piece of this puzzle, it makes less and less sense.

 Sheldon : That being said, if you don't get a TARDIS, you stink and your party stinks.

 Raj : I was thinking of dressing up as Indiana Jones's mocha-skinned love child.

 Raj : Howard, I've got a party to plan, don't make me pull it out of you.

 Howard : Here it is. Bernadette said you guys are sick of me talking about my trip to space.

 Sheldon : I was going for helpful honesty, I have no idea what you're doing.

What are you laughing at? You're the one who said Die Hard was your idea.

 Rachel : I know, but all that work you're doing to get it ready and...

 BAILEY : - But I did. I did convince her. - There is a series of disciplinary

 RICHARD : and rehabilitative steps that Stevens will have to take before...

 BAILEY : She didn't commit a crime. She's an intern. My intern.

Look, that girI is coming in here today and you are going to talk to her.

 BAILEY : that led to someone dying or someone's arm falling off.

Most importantly, you're going to remember the mistakes you made

 Captain Mccreaney : Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! We got a secondary collapse.

 House : No breath sounds on the left side. Tension pneumothorax.

 House : You and just about every other human being who wasn't down there.

 Cuddy laughing And Fidgeting With The Tied Bottle : No, no, no.

 Cuddy laughing And Fidgeting With The Tied Bottle : I am not gonna be responsible for that.

 Cuddy laughing And Fidgeting With The Tied Bottle : You drugged the man, you go bowling with him.

-Well, we don't have a garage. -Did I say garage? I meant garbage.

You know what? Maybe it's not absolutely vital that you live with us.

 Mrs. Green : -Well, Rachel needs help with the baby. -I really do. I don't know anything.

Anything I can afford comes with a roommate who is a freak. Look.

That's probably some 12-year-old kid trying to get girls to call.

 Phoebe : "Two bedroom, two bath. Must be nonsmoker. Satan worshipers okay."

 Ross : This guy, Warren, from the museum is going on a dig for two years.

 Eposito : He won a cool 117 mil in the Florida lottery last year.

 Castle : Writing a bestseller in college is a lot like winning the lottery.

 Taub : Actually, there is. He's got sketches of atomic structure.

 Cuddy : So which one of us slipped through the wormhole into an alternate dimension?

 Cuddy : But I also know you're doing it because you have an agenda.

The bouncer said that, two nights ago, Scott and Anton got into a full-on brawl.

 Ryan : And that wasn't the first time that these two went at it.

 Esposito : Both times, our victim kicked his ass and went home with the girl.

 Hayley : Oh, you said that I could come back, retrieve that stolen painting, remember?

 Beckett : Uh, you know, you just have to go to the admin clerk on the second floor

 Hayley : Oh, and it's so nice to see that Rick's back working cases again.

 Zaretsky : I hope you have a good reason for dragging us down here, Detective.

 Fulton : I was at a club doing promotions from midnight to 4 : 00 a.m.

 Beckett : When I asked you earlier this morning about Jay Dixon,

 Zaretsky : That tape proves nothing about Logan or Jay's deaths.

 Beckett : I can place you at the scene of a six-year-old unsolved murder.

 Beckett : I also have circumstantial evidence that you killed Logan in order to cover it up.

 Beckett : You think you can hide behind attorney-client privilege

 Fulton : Brett, what's the point? I mean, the whole plan is screwed anyway.

 Amy : Sheldon's looking up the phallic symbolism of root vegetables

 Penny : How do you not tear off his clothes and take him here on this table?

 Sheldon : That makes two of us. My new cuticle scissors will be here

 Sheldon : You know, riding with Leonard has gotten a little tedious lately.

 Sheldon : The only car game he ever wants to play is the Quiet Game.

 Burke : She's having a heart attack. Give her four migs of morphine.

 Bailey : That explains the false positive on the pregnancy test.

It's just... most of this medical-speak goes right over my head.

 Izzie : You have what's called a teratoma. And it's really very rare in adults.

 Meredith : It's just a mass of cells that's probably been there your whole life,

 Bernadette : so I gently reminded him that he's an old rich white guy,

 House : Personally, I choose to believe that the white light people sometimes see,

 House : they're all just chemical reactions that take place while the brain shuts down.

 Foreman : - You choose to believe that? - There's no conclusive science.

 Cameron : You find it more comforting to believe that this is it?

 House : I find it more comforting to believe that this... isn't simply a test.

 Wilson : Can't you just call her an idiot and leave everyone alone?

 Wilson : Or you're starting to give a crap what other people think,

 House : I'd love to hear more of your theory, but I don't give a crap.

 Kutner : How many times are we gonna watch this? There's no tumor.

 House : the Death Cat is attacking your legs, you're gonna die.

 Castle : Beckett, I'm serious. I found references to it on the Internet.

 Castle : Beckett, how much proof do you need before you finally accept the fact

Okay, ifyou were marked for death, then the demon would've killed you.

 Beckett : Instead, you were knocked out by a very human attacker

 Jane : Those are supposed to be my people. I belong with them, Alex.

You don't want to find them. You want to keep me all to yourself.

 Richard : You think, if you get me laid, I might make you Chief.

 EXHALES I just keep waiting to wake up and it's like I can't do anything.

 Miller : According to these plans, this building has a slab foundation.

 Mrs Latham : Well, I must say, you make a very persuasive case for it.

 Sheldon : I'm sorry, so, eventually, zombies are going to attack

 Sheldon : You know, it's a shame, all that work she's doing to get sober,

 Castle : Doesn't make any sense. Why would he attack his own people?

 Bailey : Your friend, Viper, as far as I'm concerned, is not OK.

 Beckett : He went to the restaurant right after, and we didn't find it at the crime scene.

 Castle : You remember what Spike was saying about why Wolf was staying late?

 Thirteen : We're going to use this scope to fill your bladder with saline,

 Melanie : Hey, remember those sprints they made you run in practice?

 Taub : I know gas is expensive, but I could have given you a ride.

 Thirteen : Dana Miller, the cancer researcher, spontaneous pneumothorax.

 House : Why don't we let eight or 10 other doctors rule out the boring stuff?

 CLEARS THROAT West Side, are you on any medications of any kind?

 Gates : What do you mean we have no leads? What about the Middle-Eastern man?

 Castle : Yeah, that box he was carrying? Full of Chinese takeout.

 Gates : It was emailed to two other TakeOver! locations in New York an hour ago.

"Start listening now. Or today's bombing will be just the beginning."

 Gates : And what you're telling me is that we're no closer to getting this guy

 Beckett : saw exactly what happened within that 47-second window.

 Beckett : with all of these people that saw absolutely nothing.

 Beckett : If the FBI would let us view all video shot in the Plaza,

 Beckett : then maybe we can figure out who was closest to the bomb.

 Leonard : I can make this olive go into this glass without touching it.

 Leonard : Actually, it's centripetal force, which is an inward force...

 Leonard : ...you'd be in a non-inertial reference frame and would...

That guy's been waiting 10 minutes. He's complained about you three times.

 Raj : I'm sure they wouldn't have tasted nearly as good if I hadn't tried your food first.

 Sheldon : Howard, did you want your clothes arranged seasonally or by color?

 Amy : The other day at Whole Foods, he spent an hour optimizing the cheese aisle.

 Sheldon : The assistant manager chased me out with an artisanal salami.

And once I resect this artery, we'll have less than two minutes before

I'm pretty sure we'll have enough nerve to transfer and cover the deficits.

 MEREDITH : She has an intestinal obstruction, which is why she couldn't breathe.

 Molly : - I don't know what to tell him. - Her husband. He's in Iraq.

and I don't want to because I don't know how long she's going to be ours.

 SUSAN : We'll call him together. He's just going to be happy to hear your voice.

 ALEX : - I thought you were Sloan's right hand. - Sloan can kiss my...

 ALEX : - I haven't even put the needle in yet. - Sorry. I'm just not a big fan of pain.

That we're in here because we're getting on each other's nerves?

 Siri : Dave, I found six vacuum-cleaner repair shops in your area.

When I fail to open this and you succeed, it will establish you as the alpha male.

 Sheldon : You see, when a female witnesses an exhibition of physical domination...

If the two of you engage in intercourse, this will create the biochemical reaction...

 Sheldon : Yes, actually, it would, but let's see how the lid goes.

 Sheldon : I'm not strong enough, Leonard. You'll have to do it.

 Ross : She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went wrong.

 Barney : There's no Hershel! I was saying that to make you jealous!

 Barney : - Just come back to GNB already! - I'm really loving my new job.

 Marshall : I'm so glad to hear you say that because I volunteered our apartment

 Marshall : for a big NRDC fund-raiser tomorrow. You're cool with that, right?

 Robin : Why in the world do you care so much whether Marshall works at GNB?

 Robin : Is it possible that with everything that's gone on with your dad lately,

"I'm not gonna teach you to hypnotize people. You'll only use it for evil."

 Bernadette : I didn't tell you to take him on a romantic getaway.

 Howard : It's not every day you get to tour NASA with a real astronaut.

 Leonard : that was owned by one of the greatest scientific minds

 Sheldon : I usually don't put too much stock in charms and talismans.

 Leonard : Come on, don't look so sad. You never know what's gonna happen.

 Penny : and I love you for that, but it's making me feel worse,

 Leonard : and at least for now, you don't have to go back to waitressing.

 Raj : ...you should be able to see the International Space Station pass by.

"My Friend Went to the Space Station and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt."

 Lucy : Staring at me, asking me personal questions like, "What do you do?

 Lucy : Where are you from? Why did you lock yourself in the bathroom?"

 House : You're a sneaky bastard. Any ideas how we get around this?

 Foreman : Run more tests, find out what infection is destroying his marrow.

 Foreman : Actually, four months, assuming the last one I test is the right one,

and, if it's the first, it will take me approximately 20 minutes.

 House : He's timid. Testing blindly is not gonna save this kid.

 Howard : Something happened different from the way you wanted it.

 Leonard : Oh, Sheldon, I'm sure it's not because they don't think

 Howard : I bet you anything it's just 'cause you're a pain in the ass.

 Lanie : He and his girlfriend had a big fight at Le Cirque. It was in the paper.

 Lanie : Nope, but he was asphyxiated, which sometimes presents the same way.

 Castle : And then his killer took what he thought was a blank piece of paper

 Beckett : The murder, or something bigger involving explosives?

 Martha : Darling, we are your family. Why didn't you tell us about this?

 Castle : If you don't mind, I'd really like to "change" the subject.

 Penny : I hope I'm a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory for my whole life.

...of a piece of women's fashion adapted from male military uniforms?

 Penny : It's not like I'm running up and down the streets buying berets.

I bought one a month ago when it was back-ordered. It finally arrived.

 Howard : -I'm sorry. I'm a fraud. He's a fraud. -We're both frauds.

 Howard : -Yeah, I think I covered that. -Well, I was summing up.

 Howard : Unless, of course, our bold honesty has suddenly made us attractive.

She wants me to move here? I don't get it. We discussed this months ago.

So I was thinking after the wedding, you and Lucy could move in here.

maybe make friends with that guy who sleeps on that couch out in the alley,

I thought having a rent-controlled apartment on the Upper West Side

It turns out, I didn't actually get the job. I only got an audition.

 Ted : How can that compete with such a beautiful, magnificent hotel?

 Sheldon : I should hope so, that's from the first Spider-Man movie.

 Mrs Wolowitz off : Good. Now, I assume we're splitting the check?

 Castle : You want to find someone at a hospital who had a treatment there,

 Beckett : Well, it looks like our mystery patient's hospital bills

You know, the time-honored hazing that goes on in those few moments

 Ryan : Checked my wallet for condoms, showed me his gun collection.

 Ryan : My hands were shaking so bad, I could barely put on the corsage.

 Beckett : You know, actually, now that you mention it, he looked terrified.

 Esposito : - Yo, you're never gonna believe this. - What'd you find?

I just thought it would be something fun for us to do together..

Okay, stop. Stop. You're right, it's not that big a deal. I'll do the card.

 Doug : Good news! The divorce is final. I signed the papers this a.m.

 Robin : I'm gonna delete one of your numbers, see how you like it.

 Lily : If you can find a number in there that I don't call regularly,

 Lily : I don't know. It was around the time when everyone was going...

 Chandler : In the middle of everything, if I scream, "Yippee!" just ignore me.

 Leslie : Down at the heel, holes in the toes Don't care what people say

 Chase : Fever and belly pain. Could be a gall bladder infection.

 Donald : Because, when you're that big a jerk, you're either great or unemployed.

 House : What if she was sloppy about washing her hands after pooping?

If the amebiasis started in her liver, then spread to her blood,

 House : that would explain all her symptoms, except for the crushed skull.

 House : Right, so we'll destroy her retinas and damage her hearing.

 Beckett : I don't know if I would say that that was the most...

 Beckett : - Irritating, isn't it? - Oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, look at you.

 Beckett : - It's a stripper name. - Well, I told you she was kind of slutty.

 Beckett : - Change the name, Castle. Today. If I cave now, what next?

 Sheldon : For example, I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad.

 Penny : Look, can we just please forget about all this extra stuff...

 Penny : Really? That's it? Well, that doesn't sound so complicated.

 Sheldon : And to answer it, we first must ask ourselves, "What is physics?"

 Cristina : - Dr. Bailey, she's a murderer. - I didn't say she wasn't.

I said, try having no one to make your snarky comments to for a solid month.

 George : - How are they treating you, Mr Murphy? - I've done worse for company.

 George checks the leech on Mr. Murphy's finger : Oh, they're definitely filling up.

 George checks the leech on Mr. Murphy's finger : Tissue is getting nice and pink.

 Karl looks at the giant leech in George's hand : - Is she OK? - She?

 Karl he nods at the leech : And that little guy on my nose, named O'Malley.

 Karl he nods at the leech : That's right, I named him after you.

 Karl he nods at the leech : You're the one that got him to bite.

 George to himself : Crazy nature man. You want to take a leech home as a pet? That's fine.

 Olivia : I had no idea Alex was seeing Izzie. That's not what you're upset about.

Definitely not past sleeping together. Warning signs were there.

 Sheldon : You're upset. The convention is to bring an upset person a hot beverage.

 Sheldon : There was a single cube of chicken bouillon in the cupboard when I moved in.

Question : Was "Egg the Gellers!" The war cry of your neighborhood?

- It's the Mattress King! - Don't look, honey. Change the channel!

I know. At 499 for a pillow-top queen, who cares about the divorce?

Yeah. I mean, there was one in the bag. But it wasn't there when he sent it back.

 Carter : I told Logan I wanted a cut, not just the three grand.

 Carter : and said he wasn't some criminal and this wasn't about money.

 Carter : It was about making things right for a friend who died.

 Beckett : Yeah. But what was he stealing, and how is it related to this dead friend?

 Esposito : I'll circle back around to the people who knew Logan,

 Esposito : see if anybody knows of any break-ins or a dead friend.

I was able to identify which 15th-floor window that Logan entered through.

 Ryan : It belongs to a law office for a Brett Zaretsky, Esquire.

 Castle : And a year later, her pendant is found in her murdered friend's stomach?

 Ryan : I ordered up her case files. They should be here by the morning.

 Beckett : you're not going to convince me that there's a Bigfoot.

 Castle : I just follow the evidence and the insanely large footprints.

 Castle : If not Bigfoot or zombies or ghosts, what do you believe in?

 Castle : I can appreciate the everyday, but why not live in the possible?

 Castle : The world just doesn't have as many mysteries anymore.

 Nora : I'm so sorry. I've been trying not to stare at your chest all night.

 Barney : My friend's dad passed away from a sudden heart attack.

 Nora : but I think I'm starting to like you, so I have to say it.

 Jack : That's what Will's guidance counselor keeps telling him.

 Jack : Our parents live on in our memories, but they don't live on.

 House : You couldn't have sent Cameron down here to this air-conditioned hallway

 Foreman : Jack seized again, but his blood was clean. Completely drug free.

 House : So he just happened to have a seizure at the exact time that we stuck him in a sauna?

 Foreman : He's still seizing every few hours whether we stick him in a sauna or not.

 Cuddy : how selective your company appears to be when it comes to cutting costs.

 Tannenbaum : You can portray me as a rich bastard in the press all you want,

 Stan : I don't understand how it's even possible. I've checked it twice.

Well, she seemed perfectly trustworthy, how was I supposed to know?

 Cuddy : You don't steal $50,000 worth of pills because you want to lose weight.

 Beckett : Actually, no. We are NYPD. We're here to speak with Kay Cappuccio.

 Reggie : Oh, my bad. Why don't you just grab a squat right over there?

 Kay : and Lolita has some minor aggression issues I wanted taken care of.

 Kay : He brought her back yesterday morning after just a few days.

 Beckett : And I've got a witness that places you at the murder scene. So sit down.

 Beckett : Now why did you go to see Francisco after the dog show last night?

 Kay : I wanted an explanation as to why he wouldn't train Lolita.

BECKETT : We've got a video of you leaving Francisco's dressing room

 Kay : Fine. We didn't talk about anythin because he was already dead.

-Okay, let's take it from.. -No, I mean, I was really acting my ass off.

 Penny : Should we go to the bedroom and make this marriage official?

 Sheldon : Yeah, there's Fisherman's Wharf and Alcatraz and cable cars.

 Amy at door : How dare you go on the Internet and say mean things about me

 Amy at door : and compare my genitalia to part of Czechoslovakia?!

 Martha : And after many hours of soul searching, I have made a decision.

 Scott : He ran three stop lights before we even got on the freeway.

- My husband Bob is a good driver. - Some guy in a pickup cuts us off.

 Scott : - Started chasing the guy. - The crash just came out of nowhere.

 Scott : - My dad, he... - He's in surgery. It's pretty serious.

 Dr. Domner : What makes people think they don't need seatbelts?

 Burke : - What do you see, Dr. Stevens? - Deep laceration, bleeding.

 Izzie : - He's on the transplant list. - Does he have family here?

And your paper on punctuated equilibrium in the Devonian Era was topnotch.

 Castle : A drone army that can think. That possesses awareness.

 Castle : And who better than the programming genius who designed their software

And keep in mind, if you say "yes," I will find you less attractive.

 Castle : Well, it is conceivable. And I have to say, a far better story.

 Esposito : Yo, check it. Warburg posted a video just before he went into hiding.

 Simon Warburg : People don't understand why I tampered with the drone software.

 Warburg : It's because I've seen the future. And I know their plan.

 Warburg : They'll introduce surveillance drones to monitor traffic.

 Warburg : So we let it happen. Next, there'll be security drones.

 Warburg : because the system to monitor, to control, to kill any one of us

 Castle : He wasn't building a drone army, he was preventing one from being built.

 Beckett : Warburg believed that drones were gonna be used to target US citizens.

 Esposito : This guy basically framed the government to try to stop drone use.

 Eddie : Why doesn't my key work, and what's my stuff doing downstairs?

 Chandler : He's lived here for years. I don't know what you're talking about.

 Castle : Esposito said CSU didn't find anything until they stripped the bed.

 Castle : That means there was saliva on the pillow, but not on the pillowcase.

 Danielle : I don't understand. I thought you'd caught the killer.

 Castle : Jessica describes being in a dysfunctional relationship.

 Castle : because the other person had become so dangerously co-dependent.

 Beckett : Must've been very hurtful to read all the things that she wrote about you.

 Sheldon : ...trying to make his way in America by working the graveyard shift...

then this sick son of a bitch has just added two of our own to his list.

 Sheldon : Well, I cut quite the dashing yet hygienic figure, don't l?

 Leonard : Check it out. It's the gas I use in my laser to support high voItages.

You'd serve the potato and he'd still want to have sex with you.

Forget it. I'm not giving up my bachelor pad for basketball seats.

 Chandler : But Joey has, and I usually talk to them in the morning.

 Sheldon : I really don't think this is the kind of thing Jesus concerns himself with.

 Sheldon : No, you're right. I don't really know what Jesus thinks about.

 Sheldon : I rescind your strikes and you are no longer banished.

 Phoebe : Doesn't anybody understand that I'm going to be having babies soon?

 Joey's Doctor : Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.

-If it was something else? -Well, that would be "kidney stones."

 Sheldon : If there's no costume parade, what are we doing here?

 Raj : Penny is wearing the worst Catwoman costume I've ever seen.

 Sheldon : ...which results from a lack of rules and competition.

 House : If you objectify them now, you'll feel more comfortable

 Wilson : I actually know her. She's the new barista at my coffee shop.

 Wilson : Every drink I order, ends up with whipped cream on it.

 Meredith : In LA, no one ever just stops by. Don't you just love this town?

 Castle : Meredith, these are Detectives Ryan, Esposito and Detective Beckett.

 Meredith : Oh, Beckett. Your new muse. Alexis told me all about it,

 Castle : I had this dream once, only I was naked and far less embarrassed.

Anyway, we were in the neighborhood, and I have a dinner tonight,

 Meredith : She wore one just like it to the Armani show in Milan.

 Beckett : Well, actually, this purse belongs to one of our victims.

 Meredith : More tragic, of course, if it had been the real thing, but still...

 Meredith : Well, look at the leather and the stitching. It's totally a knockoff.

 Meredith : I mean, it's good enough to fool the untrained shopper,

 Beckett : Maybe one of the other vendors will be able to ID Oni's stall.

and your livelihood is dependent on the gullibility of stupid people.

 Penny : Oh, for God's sake. Look, he's a physicist who's trying to figure out

 Sheldon : For your information, I was asking her about the next Star Trek movie.

 Sheldon : like a couple of hooligans under the school bleachers.

 Sheldon : Next thing I know, good-bye, kissy face. Hello, yelly face.

And it's unlikely he would still have trace amounts of pollen on him

 Beckett : - TSA computers are down. - Oh. Well, that's reassuring.

 Ryan : Legend has, he personally conducted hundreds of human sacrifices.

 Esposito : You know why his burial chamber was so hard to find, right?

 Esposito : so that he couldn't come back from the grave and get them.

- Yeah, it's an old chair, that's all. - Just keep telling yourself that.

 Castle : I'm guessing that guy was not class clown in high school.

 Beckett : you were arrested in 2007 for assaulting a group of tourists.

 Marshall : Dude, this black-haired goth chick stopped by today.

 Blah-blah : He would take me up on the roof, kiss me and give me a rose.

 Gates : Under the circumstances, I think it's best if I handle the interrogation.

 Castle : Come on, Captain, this is insane. I didn't do anything.

 Gates : Then, any idea how your fingerprints ended up at the crime scene?

 Castle : We know he was at her apartment that night and he lied about it.

 Gates : His lawyer got him to cooperate. Turns out he was lured there.

When Kurtzman showed up at Tessa's, she told him that she didn't send it,

Do this for me. I catch you looking at women's breasts all the time.

Yes. You'll know it's mine because on the right cup, there's a very noticeable rip.

 Beckett : That that was our murderer? Or that he just got away?

 Beckett : Yeah, we just saw our suspect. He fled the crime scene.

 Esposito : Yeah, and I know where to find him because I know who he is.

 Esposito : Well, he bought a samurai sword at a pawnshop today.

 Castle : Well, to be fair, he was a lot more imposing in a dark alley.

 Beckett : Yeah, he lives four blocks away from the crime scene,

Thank you. So we read each other's work and meet again tomorrow?

 Raj : You know, there is a way we can get action figures to look exactly like us.

No luck. According to the bank, Mr. Stevens did pay with a check,

 Esposito : but it was a cashier's check, so there's no way to trace it.

 Beckett : Hiding his identity, following our victim just before she died.

 Ryan : Okay, I finally tracked down that cab that our victim got into.

 Ryan : They directed me to a PR firm, who then sent me to an ad agency

Yes, yes, I did. The cabbie confirmed that he picked up Susannah

 Beckett : So our monk was telling the truth. Okay, where did the cabbie take her?

 Castle : I'll tell you why! Because Susannah realized it wasn't just a game.

 Castle : Our killer is the writer of this comic book. Sean Elt.

 Ryan : The Lone Vengeance website is registered solely to Sean Elt.

 Esposito : Well, whoever he is, he put more than Tony the Butcher in his comics.

I found two more real-life incidents that wound up as storylines.

 Esposito : and here, he set a truck full of flat screens on fire.

 Ross : Now, should I climb down your front so we're face to face...

I prefer not to answer. I'm still carrying a little holiday weight.

 House : there's a one-in-three chance it will kill you outright.

 House : 'Cause I don't think Foreman is going to let you do it here.

So after Uncle Marshall lost his father, he decided to get his heart checked.

Without you, we'd have to find an other sex-fueled animal to entertain us.

 Ted : If you get a dog, I'm going to be the one stuck taking care of it.

 Robin : - You wouldn't have to take care of it. - And who watered the philodendron

 Marshall : What you need is indeed something that buries a bone,

 Marshall : but I'm not talking about a dog, I'm talking about a man.

 Addison : OK, Dorie, we can't wait any longer. The babies have to come out now.

It's OK. We're gonna take really good care of you. Just keep breathing.

 Addison : Dorie, the OR is prepped and ready to go. Where's Tom?

Izzie, page everyone on Dorie's team. The list is at the nurse's station.

 Dorie : Nothing about this is fine. It's too early. They're too hurt.

 Izzie : Now it's our turn. You have to trust us to bring them into the world.

 Meredith smiles : So Dr. Shepherd removed the tumor without any complications.

 Steve : I mean, normally, you don't expect your one-night stand

 Meredith : You know, when I saw you at Joe's, I was just... looking for a replacement.

 Cameron : What if it's not an infection? Toxins can cause similar symptoms,

 House : Those things never cover for any of the really cool toxins.

 House : And I seem to need to hire another doctor to go search her home.

 Wilson : No, you only take women to plays for that reason. That's your theory.

 Wilson : It is possible to have a friend of the opposite sex without...

 House : She's not a friend of the opposite sex, she's a different species.

 Deran : How can someone start puberty before they even start the first grade?

 Cameron : We need to find out the source of the hormones and cut it off.

And most importantly, you don't have access to my haircut records.

l've taken you to Disneyland, l kicked a bully in the nuts for you.

l sing you "Soft Kitty" when you're sick, you've even seen me naked once.

 Sheldon : ...and then returned it to me, hoping I wouldn't notice.

 Page : That's really not the sort of thing we're interested in.

 Sheldon : of a certain level-80 warlock from Sheldor to Smeldor?

 Sheldon : He crashed the Mars Rover while attempting to impress a woman.

 Rachel : I mean, I was in there just listening to them bitch about each other.

 Rachel : Mom always hated it because the ocean air made her hair all big.

 Rachel : But then when the fireworks started, everybody just shut up.

 Rachel : And we'd all just sort of smoosh under this one blanket.

 Castle : Those initials in her datebook, he's not that careless.

 Castle : Tessa's murder, the frame up, all of it was to get us here

 Castle : so we could help him do what he couldn't do for himself.

 Joey : Come on. When you go away, you have to play. It's, like, a law.

As long as it stays attached to that tax reform bill, it never will be!

I'm sorry, but I never got to be in a club. I didn't go to high school.

 Phoebe : But three of us would meet behind a dumpster to learn French.

 Monica : you were one of the most popular girls. Everyone wanted to be like you.

 Monica : One girl wanted to be like you so much, she stuffed her pants with a Tootsie Roll.

And Ross, if it weren't for her rumor, no one would've known who you were.

 House : You crash art therapy classes just for the adrenaline rush?

 Tritter : Cuddy wouldn't get off the phone until I promised I'd come and see for myself.

 House : Well, don't tell anyone, but the photos of smiling people in the brochures,

 Tritter : So I suppose the next step is for me to talk to the DA.

 House : So words mean nothing, actions mean nothing, what the hell is left?

"Got to get House cleaned up. Got to get him to show some humility."

 House : you prove that all you care about is bitch-slapping a guy

This is James Bond's tux? I have to get married in James Bond's tux.

 Chase : Even if you gave him a little more money, I know he'd stay.

 Cuddy : I got them to come up to 8%, but we should get at least 12.

 Cuddy : to be more like us, not trying to make us more like them. It's stupid.

 House : But then I also wanted to try to cure cancer by infecting a guy with malaria

 Dr. Franzblau : No, really. I suppose it's because I spend so much time, you know...

 Dr. Franzblau : Aren't there times when you come home at night and you're, like : 

 Barney : Ted, you don't ever want to see where the subway turns around.

 Barney : Meet me at the 86th street station in, like, half an hour?

 Cuddy : Trust me. It's better if you deal with somebody who specializes...

 Monica : -Why do you need it? -We're having a party tomorrow night.

Why wouldn't the Sonora Desert make a perfectly good Promised Land?

So we have a socially awkward genius in a room of attractive age-appropriate women.

-Thanks for the tasty dinner. -You're welcome for a tasty dinner.

 Ross : We had a great time. And we're going out again tomorrow.

Yes, you do. l'm the one who doesn't have a choice because l....

 3rd Customer : The musician right outside the restaurant is kind of a mood killer.

 Castle : I arranged with the carriage ride to see Hamilton on Broadway?

 Castle : The dinner served by waiters dressed as Founding Fathers?

 Castle : That's nothing. George washington slipped me his digits.

 Castle : - So what are we doing tonight? - Uh, well, it's a surprise, Castle.

 Esposito : Yeah, me, too. Even though, no disrespect to the dead,

was the ghost ofwilliam Shakespeare killing Zane for butchering his words.

 Castle : that Zane had no business performing the Bard's most famous role.

 Castle : She can't stop talking about the Hollywood-ization of Broadway.

 Esposito : Escort this dirtbag out of here and confiscate thatjacket.

 Beckett : So, did you figure out where the white limo took Ana?

The Taxi and Limo Commissions have thousands of limos registered,

 Castle : but they're not broken down by color. So I'm working a Plan B.

 Beckett : I'm all alone and this is my first time in the big, scary city.

 Castle : Come on, spill the story. Time is money and I got none of either.

I'll update charts and I'll run labs and just keep an eye on her,

 BAILEY : No. You do not get to apologize to me for this. You do not get to feel better.

And neither do I. Get to work. O'Malley, just keep an eye on her.

 BAILEY : People talking about your hormone levels starts feeling pretty personal.

 BAILEY : Actually, now isn't a good time. I'm about to go and get your wife's labs.

Yeah. Do you think you could talk to her? She's kind of freaking out.

She's not sure about the mastectomy. She's thinking a lumpectomy.

 BAILEY : Maybe if she knew more about her reconstructive options.

 Joey : Is your mommy or sister or babysitter, by any chance, a hot girl?

Thanks, man, but it makes a stronger statement if I ask for it myself, you know?

As part of that whole getting-over-Janice thing you talked about.

- You're better with numbers and stuff. - Math? You're giving me math?

 Ross : Chandler, I want you to run a post-pattern to the left. And, sweetie...

You know, it's like all I'm doing is running back and forth from the huddle.

 House : Liver, lungs, and now brain, which has mysteriously reappeared.

She's going to lose her liver. We gotta get her on the transplant list.

 House : It's possible that you have the hots for me, but really, really hate this kid.

 House : You had every Tom, Dick and Hershel wet dreaming about you.

 Cuddy : You're not really making this about the baby I tried to adopt.

 Cuddy : I think you're confusing being maternal with being human.

 Dina : I am scared to death about this. But I think I can do it. I just need some help.

 Bobby : And to answer your earlier question, we're straight-up gangster rap.

Look, Rachel's told me how much easier you've made all this on her.

And you're my big brother. You're my favorite guy in the whole world.

I'm not even scared to tell Mom and Dad. I was scared of telling you.

I can't stand the thought of having this baby with you mad at me.

 Ryan : Why would a man in Shelton's situation risk being seen with Chambers?

 Esposito : Because he's like all these other rich sons of bitches

 Esposito : You're spinning. You just need a good night's sleep.

 Castle : Ah, well, Ryan was working all night and he texted me.

 Castle : Eric Chambers is not our shooter. We got the wrong guy.

 Beckett : and then the third one strikes her in the upper back.

 Cuddy : Well, then you'd probably have an edge over a gorilla, but not over me.

 Wilson : You think there might be a better time to annoy me about my wife?

 House : If, on the other hand, we're sitting on crappy hole cards,

 Punchy : I know! It's so good, right? Feel like you're dreaming?

 Punchy : But check your totem, brah. Punchy's here in the flesh.

 Punchy : - Elementary school? Remember those? - Look, look, Punchy's here.

 Punchy : Schmosby, remember when you dookied in your pants down by the lake?

 Ted : He's had the same dead-end job at a car rental place for 15 years.

 Lily : - Where are you going? We just got here. - A Korean massage.

I know it's scary to bet on yourself, but if you don't, nobody else will.

Although, come on, a fist bump would be great. But I really mean that.

I am betting on myself. I am betting that I can make it there by 11 : 00.

and I can't see any reason why you and Lucy shouldn't move to New York.

 Sheldon : I'd like to say I'm very happy that you're back together,

 Leonard : FYI, overuse of the phrase "Oh, my God" is number 12.

 Beckett : And reward you for your semi-illegal behavior? I think not.

 Castle : Seriously? Because if it wasn't for me, we wouldn't even... What?

 Castle : What are they saying? Please just tell me what they're saying.

 Trey : I met him through my dad. They did a few movies together.

Then, as a promoter, you had access to all the clubs in the city.

 Beckett : You didn't tell your parents about any of this, did you?

 Sheldon : Like the subordinate male protagonist in action movies who disappears...

...halfway through the second reel, I have returned to save the day.

 Sheldon : Anyway, I was thinking about exploring the string theory implications...

Sheldon, I'm gonna ask you something, and I'd like you to keep an open mind.

 Castle : Doesn't anyone want to see if there actually is a treasure?

 Ryan : Maybe we read the map wrong, maybe it was all a wild goose chase.

 Castle : how unsatisfying it is to go on a treasure hunt with no treasure.

 Leonard : But before you say anything, have you ever heard of SchrÃ¶dinger's cat?

 Penny : Actually, I've heard far too much about SchrÃ¶dinger's cat.

 Phoebe : Upstate's pretty big. He's pretty small. You do the math.

 Grandmother : I wasn't completely honest with you when I said I didn't know...

 Rachel : This is my business associate Gavin being silly. Come out from behind there.

You hear keys in the hall and you jump like a bronco coming out of the chute.

 Girl : I removed an appendix, a gall bladder and about a foot and a half of bowel.

 Leonard : If I knew you were waiting, I would have swallowed that lasagna whole.

STEPHANIE [ON RECORDING] : You've reached Dr. Stephanie Barnett.

 Howard voice : If you're free Friday, maybe we could have something to eat at my place.

You know, that's funny. Yeah. So do you think you'll ever work again?

l can't believe Rachel just moved on and didn't say anything to me.

 Chandler : Maybe that kiss was just an impulsive, one-time birthday thing.

All right, you know what? Enough. Enough talking. l have to get moving.

 Ross : You don't have to do anything. lt'll just be easier if it's two of us.

Like college, remember? First, you break the ice with some kind of a joke...

...so they know you're the funny one. l swoop in with interesting conversation...

 Esposito : It was a story concept about how to commit the perfect murder.

 Esposito : all the way down to the weird symbol that we found on the victim's forehead.

 Beckett : It was just a couple of weeks after we started seeing each other.

 Chandler : I hope you realize you're not getting these underpants back!

I gotta admit, I was surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date.

 Van Damme : ...you were dying to have a threesome with me and Drew Barrymore.

 Castle : That's when he felt the heat of that dryer on his skin.

 Montgomery : Let's see what we can find out about those neighbors.

 Montgomery : And someone better tell me who the hell lives in 8-B.

 Alexis Castle : - Chicken masala. - And where is Hurricane Martha?

 Castle : Leaving the mess for everyone else to clean up, as usual.

 Alexis : - Do they know who did it? - Well, apparently in an actual homicide,

 Castle : they don't know who did it until after the guy gets caught.

 Alexis : - How come we never had a nanny? - Well, your mother and I decided

 Robin : I had one schizophrenic uncle, but even he had perfect vision,

 Ted's mother : It's just I don't think anyone should make the mistake

 ELLIS : I mean, why would he go back to her? I gave up everything for him.

 ELLIS : He always said he didn't want kids. I should never have had a kid.

Dr. Burke and Dr. Yang? What are you going to do to them? Their punishment.

 CHIEF : Justice has no definition within the four walls of a hospital, Dr. Bailey.

 CHIEF : - This isn't a court of law. - What's going to be done?

 CHIEF : Nobody died, there was no malpractice. I haven't made a decision.

 Richard : Hopefully your fellow interns will be as adept on the scope as you.

So, how... I was watching you and... and you didn't even need the...

 Cristina : You didn't even need the screen to help you guide the needle holder.

His right pupil's not dilated, but his pulse is still up in the 130's.

 Izzie : - It wasn't sweaty or anything. - Tell the OR we're coming up.

 Izzie : so I think we should load him up with lots of antibiotics.

 Richard : You put a drill through a man's skull and didn't hit his brain.

 Richard : Get cleaned up and get to the OR. You got work to do.

 Cristina : - Is Meredith back? - I drilled a hole into a guy's skull.

It was a roller coaster ride with adrenaline shooting out of my ears!

 Ryan : at the addresses of all the old Cold war caches in the city.

 Beckett : - What did you find? - Well, you have to see it to believe it.

Captain, that BOLO I put out on that stolen car Anya got into paid off.

 Beckett : - Do they have her in custody? - Bringing her in right now.

 Leonard : -Sheldon, you got a minute? -Of course, my good friend. Come in.

 Sheldon : Penny has no interest in subatomic particle research.

 Leonard : We can go sightseeing and skiing and make love in front of a roaring fire...

 Sheldon : But Penny has no interest in subatomic particle research.

 Sheldon : Sorry? I've been dreaming about going to the Large Hadron Collider...

 Leonard : I've been dreaming about spending Valentine's with a girl since I was 6.

 Foreman : Hey, if you feel chest pain, you need to let me know.

Hey, you're gonna feel some dizziness. Definitely gonna be constipated.

You get a tattoo, the brain releases endorphins which create pleasure.

 House : The brain is like a huge train station, if the switches...

 Foreman : If sensory information got misinterpreted by the medial forebrain bundle,

 Foreman : it's possible for bad to feel good, and good to feel bad.

 Stuart : -And make them look us in the eye. -Yeah, anything is better than this.

 Sheldon : He collected and delivered the ark to the proper authorities for filing.

 Leonard : Although, technically, Indy was supposed to take the ark

 Leonard : to a museum to be studied. He couldn't even get that done.

 Cameron : Her white count would be through the roof. Hers is on the floor.

 House : 'Cause her self-inflicted Cushing's suppressed her immune system.

 House : Augmentin is a lot safer than destroying her immune system.

 Rachel : Wow, so I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date.

If you add, "This is embarrassing. I just want to have a normal life."

And you said there would never be enough pasta for the three of us.

 Sheldon : ...is sufficient for each person, as it doubles in volume when cooked.

 Penny : - Thank you. - She doesn't mean it. She's just being nice.

 Sheldon : Well, Stephanie, since Leonard seems to be dropping the conversational ball...

 Chandler : Anything is better than sitting here crying all day about Kate.

They're putting together a panel to talk about these fossils in Peru.

 Anchorwoman : Most of us think of chocolate bunnies and baskets as traditional Easter gifts.

 Anchorwoman : Some people insist on giving live chicks as presents.

 Foreman : Okay. Increase the steroids to 100 milligrams every 12 hours and, uh...

 Willie : He needs to crank it up, have himself some fun this weekend.

He wants the blue pills. You're taking about your penis in the third person.

 House : I don't think you need the pills. I think you have a conflict in medications.

You need to up your insulin to chocolate chip ice-cream levels. - Insulin?

 House : Yeah. You remember. That's the stuff you take for the diabetes...

 House : And your shoes look about two sizes too small, which means you've lost sensation in your feet.

My pants tell you I have diabetes? No. They tell me you're an idiot.

 House : If you've got heart disease from ignoring the diabetes, they'll kill you.

 Phoebe : Once I got to know him, I saw that he is really sweet...

 Phoebe : All I'm saying is, don't judge Ross before you get to know him.

You know, I like all of you guys now. But when I first met you, you know?

It had to be someone who could talk Justine into opening her door,

 Castle : You wouldn't be referring to a lapis pendant, would you?

 Beckett : if we send one of our detectives home with you to look at it.

 Steve : If you have any more questions, you can direct them to my attorneys.

 Castle : Given their net worth, better to take a $60 million loss

 Castle : that would mean having to reveal where the diamond came from.

So a uniform just talked to the doorman at the Warners' building in Tribeca.

 Esposito : He says he buzzed Hawke up to their penthouse yesterday morning.

 Castle : Looks like New York's famous fixer is in a bit of a fix. CHUCKLES 

 Dibala : You tell my colonel I'm a sick, dying old man who can't be trusted.

 Dibala : All they do is negotiate and debate and sign treaties.

Maybe this is a wake-up call. You know, about your whole dating attitude.

You're in your 30s and you have never been in a long-term relationship.

 Phoebe : Never even worrying that it doesn't turn into something more serious.

If Joey and I play with matches, we could get you up to an even 100.

they must've been damn good to get past that building's security undetected.

 Castle : working on the inside of the Colfax Building, Miranda.

 Gates : Any family? Spouse or children they can use against him?

 Ryan : Listen to this. Dennis got fired from the Albany Police Department

 Esposito : I found a series of calls between Walter Dennis and Roman's limo service.

 Esposito : Only they weren't to Cam. These were made in the last two days.

 Marshall : If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you might miss it.

 Bernadette : I know they would-- they did it to Barbara Chen last year

 Raj : Well, you must have someone in your family that's a lawyer.

 Leonard : You're not a lawyer, Sheldon, you're just a know-it-all.

 Sheldon : and likes to correct other people when they're wrong.

 Castle : Please tell me you did not sleep in the break room again.

 Beckett : I just couldn't stop thinking about that catfight last night.

 Beckett : I kept thinking that, that was a long way for Sarah to go just to pick up that pen.

 Beckett : The thing is, there was nothing about an ulcer in Lanie's autopsy report.

 Beckett : - Sam had a clean bill of health. - Then what was Sarah talking about?

 Beckett : he had doctor's appointments every Tuesday for the last three weeks.

 Castle : they would've told him right away he didn't have an ulcer.

 Ryan : First week, he headed out to this residential address out in Long Island.

Right. She's on a new spiritual plain and she'll come to the coffeehouse.

 Monica : I just saw two people having sex in a car right outside!

 Phoebe : ...and she bent down to get some yogurt and never came back up again.

"You get the eggs, I'll get the yogurt, and we'll meet at the checkout counter."

 Stella : It's been such a long time since I've had a night out.

 Rachel : None of the amazing things that have happened to me in the last 1 0 years...

 Esposito : Ooh, I can see where Lanie gets her beautiful eyes from.

 Ryan : He rows Lanie out into the middle of the Central Park boat pond.

 Walter : Actually, I just got a text that our flight's been delayed till tomorrow.

 Walter : So why don't we all go out and have dinner a little later?

 Beckett : because I was thinking the same thing when I woke up this morning,

 Nash : I meant the fact that you're standing in here watching me die

 House : It's really a good argument for there being more than one me,

 Joey : Phoebe lived on the street, okay? Plus, she's got a crazy temper.

-You think you could take him? -The dude with the balls on his chest?

-l will get the magazines and the lotion. -Ladies? Ross' speech is in 45 minutes.

''Then we have to weigh the data from recent MRl scans and DNA testing...

 Ross : ...which call into question information gathered from years of carbon dating.''

''Finally, factor in the profusion of new species recently discovered.

''And that's just the herbivores. l'm not even gonna discuss the carnivores.

 Ross : Which is ironic, considering their stunted cerebral development.''

 Raj : I mean, Penny, you've always known how this man has felt about you.

 Cameron : House wants to biopsy your skin. He sent me to get it.

 Cameron : I had nothing to do with putting you in a coma, or any of the subsequent tests.

 Cameron : You radiated babies, just like that. No forms, no questions, nothing.

 Ezra : prevent fatal kidney failures in hundreds of thousands of other kids.

 House : - Not as good as you think I am. - Don't worry, I'm not stalking you.

My dad just lost his medicine. He had to come back for another prescription.

 CALLIE : Well, guess what? Now you don't have to bother figuring it out.

 MARK : We removed the necrotic tissue, applied the live cells and,

and a half a dozen car salesmen in the lobby waiting to visit you.

 BAILEY : Your face may be different, but you know as well as I do

 BAILEY : it's not about what you look like, or your job, or how successful you are.

It's about having people in your life that you love and who love you.

 Reed : and there's no way in hell I'm gonna risk American lives

 Reed : by handing out operational details about a special ops base.

 Reed : Everything I'm about to say is off the books, are we clear?

 Reed : He was our man on the ground, set up in a nearby building.

 Sheldon : ...that he was covering up feelings of anguish and betrayal.

 Sheldon : Oh, I believe that was something else I wasn't supposed to mention.

 Chandler : What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?

 Pete : Well, he calmed down real fast, and out came this fat wad

 Ryan : He was sleeping it off at a friend's apartment over in Murray Hill.

 Esposito : had enough cash on hand to peel off a G like it was nothing.

 Beckett : And the only blood they found was under the buckshot.

 Esposito : The last thing any new bar owner wants is trouble with the cops.

 House : She was fine until she started the long-distance running.

 Nolan : And you asked me what I thought was going on between them.

 Chase : No. I mean the other hand, the one we haven't chopped off yet.

What if it's mild in the way that when you get out of the ocean,

 House : the water clinging to your body makes the sea level drop?

 Castle : but I know you'll make the right one. Royal, who loves you?

KAY : Yes! Lolita and I need a big, strong man around the house.

 Esposito : You know, I know that the paparazzi can be very vicious sometimes.

 Esposito : So if you ever need anything, and I mean anything at all,

I could've counted to three four times without all the two talk.

 Joey : - All right, but in the future... - Heavy thing! Not getting lighter!

It's not that bad. So it blocks a little of your door, a little of mine.

 Hinkle : You know, at least Dr. Cosway didn't charge me for canceling last minute.

but it's not ironic that Dr. Cosway's not here for you to lean on.

 Beckett : - Okay, thank you. I appreciate it. - I'm in for $50, you know that.

 Beckett : Lunch charge at Petit Bistro right next door to her office.

 Castle : He's the one she was getting a restraining order against.

 Beckett : Jason's alibi that he was at the game with his friend

 Beckett : - feel a little squishy to you? - Like a wormy apple.

This is good. This is under control. We should start with the big stuff.

 Chandler : What are you talking about? The couch is in line with the carpet.

 Chandler : Then I can just walk over here and casually put my feet up on...

 Ross : But then the back of the couch won't line up with the carpet.

 Ross : But then the coffee table won't be centered in the seating area.

 Penny : How come we can't think of something we both want to do?

 Joey : Look, Chandler, I told you. Never tell anyone about this dog thing.

 Chandler : ...but I don't think I can be around that dog anymore, okay?

 House thinking : It's been a pleasure having you in the neighborhood.

your blood will be a little less duck sauce, and a little more soy sauce.

 Dennis : Except for your tendency to end sentences with prepositions.

 Sheldon : This is my door. Please close it behind you, goodbye.

- Keen observation, goodbye. - You see where you went wrong, don't you?

Come, I'll show you the rec center. They've got Nautilus equipment.

 Sheldon : Penny, please, I'm on the horns of a relationship dilemma.

 Sheldon : And for the record, I had a full pubis of hair by the time I was 19.

 Penny : - So, what are you drinking? - Well, it's been a rough day.

 Sheldon : I usually go chamomile tea, but I don't think that's gonna cut it.

 Penny : So the heart you got from the wizard giving you trouble?

 Sheldon : The trouble isn't with me, Penny, it's with your gender.

 Sheldon : ...that second X chromosome contains nothing but nonsense and twaddle.

 House : You hound me for my opinion, and then you question my diagnosis.

 House : Cool. E.R. obviously screwed up. Kid's got a concussion.

I had double vision before I was hit. Well, that changes everything.

 House : which is why you got hit, which is why you have a concussion, which is why you have night terrors.

 Cameron : You enjoyed that. I brought a reasonable case to your attention, and you shoved it in my face just to humiliate me.

 House : You're an only child, aren't you? Why would you say that?

 House : This may seem incredibly controversial, but I think sexual abuse is bad.

 House : I just wanted to make sure he wasn't being diddled by Daddy... or Mommy.

 House : - Did I bore you in there? - What? Uh, no. Not... Not really.

 House : It's called a myoclonic jerk. It's very common when you're falling asleep.

Respiration rate falls, and the brain sometimes interprets this as the body dying, so it sends a pulse to wake it up.

-Oh, not the roommate agreement. -Indeed, the roommate agreement.

"In the event one friend is ever invited to visit the Large Hadron Collider...

...now under construction, he shall invite the other friend to accompany him."

 Leonard : ...or if one of us gets superpowers, or if one of us is bitten by a zombie.

 Sheldon : At least once a day I ask how you are, even though I simply don't care.

 Rachel : What he means by that is, while this is a very nice gift...

 Joey : She's writing. She turns it over. "It's time for my date with Joey!"

Come on, Ross, you got a little misty when Ben broke your l-heart-fossils mug.

l'll have you know that was a farewell gift from my colleagues at the museum.

-Okay? They all chipped in for that. -They must have all loved you very much.

...but your brother had so many science trophies, plaques, merit badges...

 Mrs. Geller : We were so sorry to hear about your parents splitting up.

It wasn't my best decision, but I couldn't face another failed marriage.

 Chandler : At what point did you think this was a successful marriage?

 Ross : Rach, come on. If you think about it, it's actually kind of funny.

Well, I think I'd be a little out of my league, but I'd give it a shot.

 Phoebe : I just wanted to let you know that I found a selfless good deed.

 Phoebe : It helps the bee look tough in front of his bee friends.

 Penny : You'd be willing to die a horrible death on the off chance you'd get to second base.

 Penny : But I think things might be turning around pretty soon.

 Penny : Okay, well, I went to this psychic who told me that if I cut my hair...

 Leonard laughing : You're getting career advice from a psychic?

She's not one of those phonies, okay? She wrote a book, has her own website.

That's a good idea, because there's a bed there, and I'm very, very, very pro-bed.

Just wanna let you know the head count for dinner Friday has gone up.

 Howard voice : My Aunt Betty and Uncle Elliot are coming in from Palm Springs.

 Howard voice : Oh, and if anybody should ask, you're half Jewish on your mother's side.

 Howard : and last Diwali I watched you eat two pounds of sacred cow

 Howard : to understand the universe is through facts and evidence,

 Sheldon : I also have an idea for a bulk, mail-order feminine hygiene company.

- Thanks for coming on such short notice. - You did the right thing calling.

 Nigel Malloy : Even when my body perishes, my essence will continue on.

 Beckett : Wow. That guy gives a whole new meaning to the word "psycho."

 Beckett : Let's locate those other witnesses and make sure they're safe.

 Ross : Like that, only instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage.

 Ross : And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time...

 Ross : ... I want you to know that there may be some times when...

 Chandler : And sometimes, I'll want you to steal third and I'll go like this : 

 Leonard : Actually, I think it's more of a wool-fire ant blend.

 Howard : The girlfriend's buying clothes for you, huh? Sounds serious.

 Leonard : It is, actually. In fact, I gave it a lot of thought...

 Leonard : ...and I decided it was time for us to live together.

 Leonard : Sheldon, I know you're in the zone, but do you want some tea?

 Leonard : you haven't spoken in hours and I'm starting to get worried.

 Sheldon : Leonard, prepare to be humbled and weep at the glory of my genius.

 Sheldon : It's not like human babies, which are loud and covered in goop.

 Sheldon : No one's ever done that before. Except me, because I just did it!

 Cuddy : When they run out of food there, they go somewhere else.

 Cuddy : We still have to find the disease that's making you sick to begin with.

 Sheldon : I had a bad dream that my best friend became a tyrant

 Leonard : Oh, I had a good dream that when I carried you to bed,

 Adams : I've never done a pelvic on a doll before. I'm unfamiliar with the protocol.

 Chase : What House said back there... House says a lot of things.

 Chase : I mean, I did meet women in the hospital, but they weren't just flings.

 Adams : Basically, you're explaining why you're not gonna ask me out.

 Adams : Yeah. I told Park to tell Taub to tell House to pass you that note.

 Chase : Adams, there's a swelling beneath the skin, a three-inch mass.

 House : Nothing is either as bad or as good as we think it is at the time.

 Carnell : Good morning, sir. I've got your deluxe breakfast for two.

 Foreman : Sometimes it takes a few treatments for the plasmapheresis to work.

 Ross : When you come back, Joey will go change and he'll have vacated the chair.

Oh, honey, we'll find you something. You wanna wear my black jacket?

- Well, let's just get you out of that. - No, no, no. Not "out of that."

 Ted from 2030 : The moment I'd waited ten weeks for had arrived.

 Beckett : You know, I appreciate your concern, but it's just a DVD.

 Beckett : clues to the relationship between her and the killer.

 Chandler : No switching, no sharing. And don't come crying to me.

 Beckett : It was coming from this room that the owners had locked up,

Except that night, there is this weird glow underneath the door.

 Beckett : I know I saw some matches by one of these candles here.

 Rajj : Yeah, you keep saying how much Sheldon has affected all of us,

 Leonard : I'm telling you, Sheldon cares for you more than you think.

 Leonard : Hang on, I'm gonna give you a little early Christmas present.

 Adams : I was at my lawyer's office signing the divorce papers.

 Sheldon : Why don't you want to get your mother from the airport?

 Penny : Fine, if you really want me to, I will pick your mom up.

 Esposito : See, back then, they were into the artistry of it all.

 Montgomery : If I had that kind of scratch, I'd put it in something safe.

 Beckett : You're right. He does kind of look like Yosemite Sam.

 Ryan : Yeah, well, in addition to having an antique gun collection,

 Castle : Yes, and in that context, you threatened to kill Mr. Goldstein

 Beckett : Where were you last night between 11 : 00 and 1 : 00?

Other than you don't want to play basketball against him, and he's dying.

 Thirteen : His white blood cell count would be through the roof. It's not an infection.

 House : So, we have four reasons for leukemia, four reasons against.

 House : Yeah, if we had one reason for anything else. Go do a bone marrow biopsy.

 Beckett : You know, it used to be if you were gonna have a midlife crisis,

 Demming : So, you know that little place in Asbury I was telling you about,

 Castle : No, I get it. Yeah. No, you want your private life to be private.

 Beckett : Yeah, I just don't... I don't want anyone to feel uncomfortable.

 Castle : Actually, that makes what I was gonna say a little easier.

 Castle : I was thinking it'd be a good time for us to take a break.

 James Wilson : Any attempt to contact the FBI or other law enforcement agencies,

 Greg House : to pull off a heist from an unlocked, unguarded room down the hall.

 James Wilson : But I'm sure the kidnapper wants whatever a kidnapper wants.

 James Wilson : To see you interview five to seven well-qualified fellowship candidates.

 Lisa Cuddy : You can't talk right now. You have a tube down your throat.

 Lisa Cuddy : And try not to move your head. You've been in a terrible accident,

 Lisa Cuddy : but it looks like you will have no permanent injuries.

 Ben Prosner : I've been here the whole time, honey. Okay? I'm not leaving.

 Wilson : My watch must have stopped. Apparently it's already "never".

 Wilson : It's tying you up for throwing away the INS notification

 Chase : We work together every day, usually under a fair amount of stress.

It's only natural I pop into a subconscious thought every once in a while.

 Robin : My God, it's the beaver song. Which one of you put this on?

 Marshall : - It's a sweet song about friendship. - Yeah, dude, come on.

OK. I need to speak to my boyfriend in private, like, right now.

 Howard : There's a car with a glass roof. Want to go look at the stars?

 Amy : I'm being rude? You've been rude to me this entire evening.

 Sheldon : that this trip was going to be something we could both enjoy.

 Sheldon : Did you mean that, or were you just trying to trick me?

 Past Sheldon : I don't like this spot. I have to keep turning my head.

 Past Sheldon : And according to the roommate agreement, all ties will be settled by me.

 Barney : I'd give my firstborn to not be able to have children.

 Robin : And we can explore how those policy changes will affect Iraq.

 Howard : Hey, guys, before I forget, l got you a little groomsmen present.

 Howard : The one where Mr. Fantastic and the lnvisible Girl get married.

 Sheldon : While a thoughtful gift, this comic book in this condition...

 Sheldon : Which places me in your debt, and I can't be in your debt...

 Sheldon : ...because someday, you might ask me to help you move...

 Sheldon : Well, what if it's his only way out? I can't risk it.

 Penny : So I've been sneaking stuff into other people's loads all day.

 Penny : If I tell you something, you promise not to tell anybody?

 Leonard : Doesn't matter what I say, you're gonna tell me anyway.

 Penny : - ...you wouldn't sign a prenup? - Heh, absolutely not.

 Leonard : ...while you're on location cheating on me with Ryan Gosling...

 Penny : I think about us getting married, about us breaking up.

 Penny : Once in a while, I think about how I didn't Ieave a note on that Mercedes I dinged...

 Penny : Well, tell you one thing, if I ever do get married, no Klingon invitations.

 Martha Rodgers : This would look stunning on you, just stunning.

 Richard Castle : Mother, what are you trying to force on my lovely fiancee?

 Martha : expose Katherine to the glorious world of wedding magazines.

 Beckett : with a lot of gauzy photos of love-struck brides looking off into the distance.

 Martha : It was like a cultural venue for the arts in the '70s.

 Beckett : This says it's been refurbished, and they've started to book weddings.

 Castle : Could it be that we've stumbled upon a venue we actually agree on?

 Castle : Apparently we aren't the only ones who read that article.

- This is turning out to be better than Vegas. - Ha, ha. No, it's not.

 Sheldon : I work on a level so rarified, you couldn't even imagine it.

 Leonard : A thousand dollars on action figures? How can you afford that?

...has gotta be easier to deal with than him touching her with it.

 Howard : Are you insane? With high-speed Internet, you have at your fingertips...

 Howard : ...the greatest advancement in the field of sex since the invention of the washcloth.

 Sheldon : Yes, I did. And now they're cavorting at the base of my hair follicles...

 Sheldon : ...like dancing hippies at the Redwood National Forest.

 House : he fell into a committed relationship with a three-legged Siamese,

 House : until a window was left, suspiciously and heroically, open.

 Castle : Is that what you told Victor before you buried a knife in his neck?

 Castle : Then why were your fingerprints all over the murder weapon?

 Slaughter : I may have hit Victor a few times yesterday morning

 Slaughter : I didn't tell you any of this before because I know how it looks.

 Slaughter : You didn't doubt for a second that I killed Victor.

 Slaughter : So the only way to clear my name is to find the real killer.

 Beckett : Did he have any enemies or conflicts that you know of?

 Rachel : Our parents both died in a car accident when he was 12,

 Castle : What about dating? Was there anyone special in his life?

 Rachel : I mean, he was such a sweetheart, but a dork, you know?

 Beckett : Awaiting court dates on three aggravated assault cases

 Beckett : Well, then why were your fingerprints on a dead man's wallet?

 Sarah Reed : A girlfriend of mine said that there was this great guy in her department,

 Sarah Reed : - and did I want to meet him. - And when did you two last speak?

 Sarah Reed : This afternoon. He called to say he was on his way back to the city.

 Sarah Reed : He has late stage Alzheimer's, and Jake would drive up to see him every...

 Joey : Well, actually, the last place you were sitting was in there, so...

 Ross : You both have to go get dressed before the big vein in my head pops.

- It starts at 8. We can't be late. - He could not, would not, want to wait.

 Castle : working various black ops, maybe even one here in New York.

You always used to kick my arse whenever we sparred back in the day.

 Wesley : I would never do that to a friend, I'll make it quick.

 Hayley : After a lifetime of not letting anyone in, not even each other,

 William : and we do it every day, not just when we play dress-up.

 William : We live by a code, and uphold ideals like loyalty, courage, humility.

 Taub : And the part where you beat the crap out of each other in armor?

 William : That we do for fun. At least it was up until yesterday.

 Man At Faire : God's teeth! What strange manner of garments be these?

 Man At Faire : He consorts with tiny demons in his hand. 'Tis witchcraft, I say.

 Thirteen : Well, if we're gonna be here, we might as well enjoy it.

 Foreman : Outdoor latrines, food prep going on next to livestock.

 Amber : She's not your keeper. She has no responsibility for you.

 Chase : Doesn't look like any of the surrounding tissue is affected.

Because I can play Richard Castle trivia with you all day. I will crush you.

 Emma : Just come inside the dental office and we can talk here.

 Castle : Okay, but only if you send out Suki and her mother. Deal?

 Castle : I have no idea. Honestly, I didn't think she would take the deal.

But, look, hey, she's a fan. Okay? I know my fans. She won't hurt me.

 Castle : but I already got her to give up a little girl and her mother.

 Roman : That'll help us if we have to breach. You with me so far?

 Roman : Tell her it's to make sure that we're not gonna do anything stupid.

So we're gonna need a code word that tells us that you need help.

 House : If you don't want Brownbeard to end up with two wooden legs,

 Jasmine : and I happened to see Odette walk by my desk real fast,

 Jasmine : Next thing I know, here comes Brad Melville, like he's looking for her.

 Jasmine : Brad and Odette were in the stairwell having a fight.

 Jasmine : But when I bluffed Odette that I was going to tell Max about her and Brad,

 Jasmine : She offered to buy me some stuff I wanted if I'd keep quiet,

 Beckett : You'll have to pardon me if I don't take you at your word.

 Jasmine : Look, if anyone had a reason to murder Odette it was Brad.

 Beckett : was in a relationship with one of the contestants, what would happen?

 Beckett : What it sounds like, Brad, is you threatening Odette Morton's life

 Brad : I knew about Odette's troubled past, the drugs, the DUIs.

 Brad : But I also believed her when she said she was clean now,

 Howard : When he does this to Penny, they have sex and watch Monty Python.

 Howard : I shouldn't have done it. And it's making me feel sad.

 Howard : You know, why don't you take a bath? I'll do the dishes.

 Raj : Oh, cool, it tells you when someone's reading your profile.

 Rachel : And do you know how important these early experiences are, Ross? Very!

 Rachel : According to the back cover of that book that you gave me.

 Rachel : Oh, I just had such an idea of what this day would be like, you know?

 Rachel : ...and everybody gathered around her cake, singing "Happy Birthday. "

And then we would all- Hey, get out of the road, you stupid student driver!

Oh, my God. Look, you made it into a bunny. How did you do that?

 Leonard : ...until the woman turns around and realizes love was here all along.

 Penny : Come on, that is a great movie. And it starts in ten minutes.

 Leonard : The only reason I went is because you wanted to see them and I wanted sex.

 Penny : So while we were going out, how often would you pretend...

 Leonard : ...and sing karaoke with your friends. Who wouldn't?"

 Penny : Okay. We were going out. You were gonna get sex anyway.

Really? You would've slept with me after a three hour documentary on dams?

 Realtor : something chased Mr. Chen and his men out of the house a few nights ago.

 Realtor : and all of the patio furniture was flying around the yard.

 Beckett : So, Chen didn't just leave his house, he left the country.

 Ryan : You're not going to want to hear this, but I followed up with Chen's neighbors.

 Ryan : seeing what can only be described as a telekinetic event

 Beckett : Okay, fine. Madison knew that those bonds are in Chen's house,

So, she's looking for the next big score, she decides to scope out the house,

 Beckett : she stages a supernatural event to scare everyone out of the house.

 Maloney : so, I asked Dr. Monroe to be our eyes and ears on the inside.

she said she was onto something that involved prescription fraud

 Castle : The searches on Dr. Monroe's phone. Katonah, New York.

Two, it's where Doonesbury cartoonist Garry Trudeau went to school.

 Castle : If we're talking about a field trip to a women's prison, I'm in.

 Montgomery : See if anyone there connects to the hospital or our victim.

 Castle : Uh, if we're talking about wading through hospital staff lists

 Meredith : Dr. Bailey, all the attention, all the people, they are making them panic.

It's hardly brown-bagging it on top of the Empire State Building,

 Derek : Well, I like that you like cute little viewfinders in every city you live in.

 House : Either you've decided to do a lumbar puncture, or you have to fire me

 House : so that I can't fire all of you as soon as I get back in charge.

 Foreman : He could know the answer to the meaning of life, the man can't communicate!

 House : I'm sure you've been all, "Oh, we'll take real good care of you".

 Esposito : You think any of this is connected to that girl in the hospital?

 Beckett : But someone out there has to know what Richie was up to.

 Sampson : Surveillance, information gathering, the usual P.I. stuff.

 Sampson : Sometimes he would slip me some extra cash not to ask questions.

 Castle : What about chloroform, Mr. Sampson? Did you give him that, too?

 Beckett : We need to check where Ryan and Espo are with that missing persons list.

 Beckett : If we can find a connection between Richie and one of the people on the list,

 Foreman : Dr. House, is there anything back from micro? - Not yet. You gonna fire me?

 Foreman : - You can make up for it by washing my car. - Oh, this is fun.

 House : Well, you certainly are, boss, like a wet tongue sticks to dry ice.

 Foreman : The paralysis has already been diagnosed by Dr. Hamilton.

 Foreman : Because Hamilton has excluded everything else. - I haven't.

 Foreman : No. The progression of the paralysis would be symmetric. His wasn't.

 Cameron : - Transverse myelitis. - Hamilton tested for it. Negative.

Antibodies could be attacking the nerves. Multifocal motor neuropathy. - Uncommon, but it fits.

 House : It's also treatable. Did Hamilton try putting the guy on I.V.I.G.?

- No, because the M.R.I. showed no... - Well, let's do an M.R.I. of our own.

 Foreman : A.L.S. fits. It even predicts the pneumonia. The paralysis is progressive.

It meant enough for me to save, and now I can't tell what it is.

 Joey : -So how did it go at the fertility clinic? -Not as much fun as last time.

 Chandler : Apparently, you only get porn if you're giving a sperm sample.

There's surrogacy, but Monica's dreamt her whole life of carrying a child...

...and she just felt that watching a surrogate would be too hard for her.

 Chandler : Aside from adoption, the only other choice is insemination...

Your long-standing offer to have sex with my wife is appreciated.

l wish there was an easier way for us to have a child, but there isn't one.

I wore fake ones so my mom wouldn't give me grief about biting them.

 Castle : Can't be anything worse than what we did historically.

 Castle : Many cultures mistook mental illness for a sign of sorcery.

 Ryan : Definitely a case of the cure being worse than the disease.

 Castle : Warren Crowne, the philanthropist? I remember the headlines.

 Castle : Didn't his attacker say he was some kind of avenging angel?

 Martin : It was a mission that even 20 years of anti-psychotic drugs

 Martin : Gabriel's contact with the outside world was virtually nil.

 House : So, you would rather be a blind invalid than admit the fact

 House : that maybe you might have a little problem with overeating.

 George : And you would rather let me die than consider the fact

 George : that whatever is wrong with me has nothing to do with my weight.

 House : Grocery stores giving away medical degrees with the free turkeys now?

 House : the sooner I get to go waste my time with something else.

 Phoebe : Monica, you might want to remember that you're married.

''To Monica.'' And none of this ''best wishes'' crap. l want ''love.''

 Ross : Forty-five minutes, the man talked about strappy-backed dresses.

 Rachel : Okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium...

 Kendall : I could have the slowest boat in the fleet and I'd win.

 Kendall : I'd set off on some tacking angle that made no sense to them

 Kendall : I could sense the changes in the wind before they even happened.

 Corrigan : We have teams in the lobby, and spotters across the street.

CASTLE : What are we doing down here? Shouldn't we be headed for the lobby?

 Castle : Then why bring us here? Why not just leave us at the facility?

 Leonard : I don't want something dumb like money to come between us.

 Penny : It won't. Let's just promise to figure this kind of stuff out

Is leaving Christmas lights up your plan to keep us merry all year long?

No, someone was supposed to take them down but obviously someone forgot.

 Rachel : Someone was supposed to write, "Rach, take down the lights"...

 Wright : So I approached him about using those trips to gather intel

Turned out he was a better actor than most people gave him credit for.

 Wright : We set up a meet so we could get him a GPS tracker to attach to the guns.

 Wright : so NYPD didn't get too close to the Russians to compromise our operation.

 Wright : We also figured you might lead us to the weapons, which you did.

 Wright : We hope that Renkov sends the guns on to wherever they're going,

RYAN : I can't believe Charlie was spying on Anton Renkov and his organization.

 Esposito : Yeah. I saw about three of those Russians on the movie set.

 Sully : all of them got criminal records back in the motherland.

I bet one of them found out that Charlie was a spy and they killed him.

Especially since we know that Charlie was followed to the warehouse.

 Beckett : by triangulating the cell towers that his phone pinged off.

 Masters : It will supercharge the platelets and increase the clotting.

 Simpson : pledges aren't supposed to talk unless asked a question.

 Masters : Is that patient Kendall Pearson? I thought she was discharged.

 Simpson : Yes, I know. I was there. Be scrubbed and ready in 15 minutes.

 Park : Why else would she give him a free pass to pork other women?

 House : Add a couple of flies, toss in a dead goat or two and we might have a winner.

 Chase : So either we figure out what's causing blood to build up around her heart,

 Chase : or I follow her around with a needle for the rest of her life.

 Cameron : She moved. Therefore, she could move. She wasn't paralyzed.

 House : Doesn't mean she was faking. Could have been a delusion.

 House : and coincidentally got a real cardiac problem at the exact same time,

 Foreman : Start at her neck and just keep cutting down her spine until we stumble on

 House : - His heart rate's a little high. - Should I be worried?

 House : Probably just means he's still in discomfort from the surgery.

 Arlene : No, I mean, all the other doctors, all they did was obsess on the cancer,

It'd be a great way to get rid of that last smidgen of self-respect.

 Taub : I'm sorry, but there's no way we can allow him to perform an exorcism

 Chase : A day ago you were insulted I'd even think you might believe that stuff.

 Chase : And now you're willing to stop all treatment so you can try it?

 Lida : The man I loved wasn't evil and would never do what he did.

 Foreman : As long as he doesn't feed the kid anything or put anything on his skin

 Foreman : It's no different than having a priest or rabbi lead a prayer vigil.

 Foreman : You're not going anywhere, and we're not ratifying their beliefs.

 Esposito : Back in the day, did Barbra have trouble with anybody?

 Chantal : Borrowing money from Barbra for some new business venture,

Well, you've been very helpful, Shantell. Thank you for your time.

 Chantal : If you wanted, you could come back later. My show starts at 8 : 00.

 Ryan : while wearing the eternal symbol of my love and commitment to Jenny.

 Phoebe Sr. : I was 18 years old. Remember what it was like to be 18?

 Castle : and then one day one of you ends up dead in a pizza oven.

Why? Lauren would've still found a way to make Alexis' life miserable.

 Becektt : Castle, never underestimate the power of a woman on a mission.

 Castle : No, I don't. And I have the alimony checks to prove it.

that Cavallo was using legitimate businesses to distribute product.

 Castle : You think he could be operating out of one of the Nicks?

 Beckett : Yeah, but I can't get a warrant for a fishing expedition.

 Alexis : Dad, I was able to track Beckett and that mystery man to a taxi.

 Hayley : Okay, why is your wife visiting a disgraced former senator?

 Alexis : It's why she became a cop. She dedicated her life to hunting him.

 Hayley : Okay, so what's with the reunion? And why today of all days?

 Hayley : but that sort of influence dries up when you're serving life in prison.

 Castle : You don't know the kind of people Bracken was aligned with.

 Castle : He made a lot of people rich. A lot ofwhom may still owe him favors.

 Beckett : Found the next best thing, the clerk who checked her in to the motel.

 Beckett : Police picked him up in Atlantic City for charges of disorderly conduct.

 Benny : I was feeling lucky. Wanted to get to the craps table fast as I could.

 Beckett : - Well, we wanted to talk with you. - I'm happy to help.

 Beckett : Last Thursday, you were on duty when a Scarlett O'Hara checked in.

 Howard : ...who had a chance to be an astronaut and gave it up.

Fix the eye, you'd kill everything else. Surgery's out for the same reason.

 Chase : We have two hours to figure this out. Either we restore the blood flow, or he loses the eye.

 House : Forget the eye. Tell him to use the other one to look on the bright side.

 House : Could help us figure out what he has, which could mean he gets to live.

 Cameron : It can happen in lupus. Increased platelet count can cause blood clots.

 House : What are you doing here? I thought we'd ruled out cancer.

 House : That's why you're here. She wants you to keep an eye on me. Make sure I don't cheat.

No, I wanted to make sure you don't start firing shots from the clock tower.

 Foreman : There's gonna be side effects. Insomnia, depression, tachycardia.

The only side effects I'm gonna have are some pain and 30 days of freedom.

 Leonard : And do you know what happened after she died? They ate her.

 Sheldon : All right, fellas, who's in the mood for Fancy Feast?

 Mrs Cooper : he broke up with a girl, you meant an actual girl,

 Mrs Cooper : I've seen him at his best, I've seen him at his worst.

 Chandler : ...and is choosing not to call me. Now I'm needy and snubbed.

 Rachel : -We ended up having sex in his chair. -You had sex in his chair?

Friday night. The biggest official monster truck jam in the history of New Jersey.

 Wilson : Okay, please tell me you didn't just say Friday night.

 House : Anytime we wanna be in the middle of the track, we're in the middle of the track.

 Wilson : The rectal cancer lecture... they booked me a year ago. I-I-I-I-I can't get out.

Multiple hookers. But House is House. He's gotta have it his way. Four or five women.

Let's play this one first, and remember, whoever talks first loses.

 House : Well, it's either that or I have to keep doing clinic duty.

 House : Beauty of this place is that it's the last place Cuddy will look.

 Phoebe : I'll be nice, I swear. Could you just give me the number for where they are?

 Housekeeper : I'm afraid I'm not at liberty to divulge that information.

Somebody is on their way to ruin the wedding, and I have to warn somebody.

 Phoebe : So if you don't give me that number, I'm gonna come over there...

...and I'm gonna kick your snooty ass all the way to New Gloukenshire!

 Chandler : Give her the deposit, give her the ring. I don't care.

Let's just say it's not the first time you've stolen my thunder.

 Rachel : The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring.

The last time we spoke, you said that you didn't know Laura Cambridge.

 Weldon : I didn't recognize her. But in context, I remember her.

 Weldon : No, I got pulled away. I had donors I had to speak with.

 Weldon : No. Honestly, after that night I never gave her a second thought.

 Beckett : You know, in this photo, you're wearing a light brown cashmere coat.

 Castle : Robert, give her the coat. It can only be good for you.

 Beckett : - So, that means you're lying to me. - She hates being lied to.

 Paul Cho : - I don't know what you're talking about. - Great. Let's go down to the precinct.

 Beckett : I'll arrange a perp walk and you can put on a show for the cameras.

 Paul Cho : The night before last, I was attacked by a man in a ski mask.

 Paul Cho : He said he wasn't going to let him get away with this.

 Paul Cho : That's why we were fighting. I told Jack to listen for once in his life.

 Paul Cho : - Just the girls. - Actually, the girls and their pimp.

 Paul Cho : Oh, okay, fine. But I wasn't really lying. I... I've actually never met Danton.

 Paul Cho : I got the phone number for the agency from a friend.

-l'm afraid l can't let you do that, Joe. -Now you're saying l can't see her?

Could you set my pillow and blanket on the couch for me, please?

 Chandler : Yes, as a matter of fact, he did. So l can't let you go.

 Sheldon : Dr. Koothrappali, as your superior, I forbid you from writing on my board.

 Penny : ...but if either of you tell Leonard you helped me rewrite this paper...

 Penny : I think if we put our heads together, on the next one, we could get an A.

 Bernadette : But we got you a B-minus on purpose to make it believable.

 Bernadette : Yeah, doing the prom queen's homework so she'll like us.

 Stephen Hawking : Hello. I really enjoyed our game, Dr. Cooper.

 Stephen Hawking : What does Sheldon Cooper and a black hole have in common?

 Cameron : maybe his kidneys should be failing, but something's protecting them.

 House : Seriously. If I was jerking you around, I'd say I need to kick you in the groin.

 House : That twitch is Chvostek's sign. Don't ask me how Chvostek discovered it.

 House : Drugs that block calcium tend to shield against kidney damage.

 Cameron : He's been on protein pump inhibitors for years, for his stomach pain.

 House : Those drugs have been protecting his kidneys for years.

 House : something that explains breathing problems, heart problems,

 House : Would make perfect sense if our patient was an Arabian Bedouin.

 House : you'd know that our patient has never been to a tropical climate.

 Cameron : Is he absolutely sure of that? Mexico, Costa Rica... You've never been...

 House : Make sure his blood pressure is stabilized and send him home.

 Chase : - Like nothing ever happened? - We cured his bleeding disorder

 Chase : We don't know that we fixed anything. It's only been a day.

 Chase : Maybe these symptoms come and go like the blood disorder.

that'll give us another clue and we'll start searching again. If he doesn't,

 Cuddy : You never stop, you just keep on going until you come up with something so

 House : I've taken her off all medication. Your guy Foreman gave her Haldol.

We needed blood for tests. I assumed that was the only way to get it.

He knocked her out. Look, I have a cane, and I know how to use it.

 Luke : he will know her name and be well pleased remembering it".

So, when I said no psych meds, I'm just curious... which word didn't you understand?

 Foreman : You know that. I used it purely as a chemical restraint.

 House : So she won't experience any of those pesky little side effects you get when your motives aren't pure.

 Marshall : And then I walked right over to the NRDC, and I took that job.

 Marshall : Actually compared to anything, it's nothing. It's nothing.

 Marshall : The paid position just got filled, so all I can do is volunteer right now.

 Lily : Baby, if this is what you need to do, we'll figure it out.

 Penny : ...if things don't go well with Leonard, I risk losing a really good friend.

He's the kind that gets into a relationship for, like you would say, light-years.

No one would say that. A light-year is a unit of distance, not time.

Foot-pound has the same problem. That's a unit of work, not of weight.

 Bernadette : to help you reopen the store, but before that happens,

Thirty-five year old male cries blood, and he's not Vampire Bill. Go.

 House : Yeah. My favorite companion is retiring from companning.

 Adams : How long are you gonna be using the office for sex games?

 House : No, cappuccino's got a nice, stiff foam on it. This is wetter than... Oh...

 House : Well, thank you, Ms. Scotch, but poor foaming's a deal breaker.

 Taub : Initial exam showed no sign of trauma or subconjunctival hemorrhage.

Lymphocytosis? ALC's in the normal range, but it's in the high end of normal.

 Chase : You're interviewing hookers but not going to talk to them about sex?

 House disappointed : Or, "It's a trenchant commentary on today's mores."

 House disappointed : Or, "I needed the eggs." Thanks for your interest.

 Alexis : Hey, Dad. Gram told me how you went all Jason Bourne on her date.

 Castle : for my selfless courage in the face of perceived danger.

 Castle : From a woman I met on the case. She's an aspiring writer.

 Castle : I will. I just have to do a little more thinking on the case.

 Castle : I am just about to solve a critical piece of our mystery.

 Martha : Now that you've determined that Lance is not the ax murderer.

And you know which people are the most manipulative and devious?

 Beckett : Yeah, especially when Hayes stood between him and 50 million.

 Esposito : Though according to Interpol, Falco doesn't steal for himself.

 Beckett : If we can't find Falco, then we look for whoever hired him to steal the Fist.

- What the hell is the matter with you? - Small city, big man, give it up.

And it's so loud all the time. Yes, it's the city that never sleeps.

Well, guess what, I like to sleep. I've been tired for eight years.

 Marshall : Tired and scared with black and blue marks on my elbows

It's got huge stores and lawns and you never have to carry a cup again.

Not for the rest of your life. I'm not afraid to say it. I love New Jersey.

 Hicks : But when my boys took him back to the city, he didn't go home.

We still gotta send a patrol to canvass 53rd and 1st, just in case.

 Zhang : They should also pull traffic camera footage of the area.

 Beckett : Without any regard for the feds, for the NYPD, for me.

 Joey : ...I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale...

I don't think you're being fair! One night you see me and you get scared.

I will go to my brother's basement. When he find out, I will find another man's house.

 Eddie : I'll be out by the time you get home from work tomorrow.

 House : - His arteries are clamping down. - I want everybody out of here now!

 Sebastian : - Do whatever tests you want. - I want to treat you for TB.

 House : Dr. Cameron found low sugar in your cerebrospinal fluid.

 House : - It's a classic finding of TB. - Oh, now you think TB's the problem?

 House : your work in Africa would be even more futile than it already is.

That whiteboard in my office, we're up to about a dozen symptoms now.

 House : Unless we know which ones are which, I can't diagnose you.

 Sebastian : I'll take any other tests or treatments you might want to prescribe.

 Chandler : They said my writing was funny, just not "Archie Comic" funny.

 Strangel : We're all done. I'll call you in a few days with the results.

 Strangel : I'm done for the day. You can leave him in here all night.

 Woman : Everyone, say hello to your new research associate Robin Scherbatsky.

 Sheldon : So have these two, and they're having dinner with us.

 Ross : then you decide which one of us is telling the truth. Me.

 Chandler : I thought of the joke two months ago at lunch with Steve.

 Beckett : Yes, starting with, who's the murder victim you took from my crime scene?

 Weiss : He also happens to be an old friend from Harvard Medical School.

I created Passageway to preserve the hope of future life after death.

 Beckett : and my ME will be taking custody of his body as soon as she gets here.

 Rosen : And any attempt to take him would constitute tortious interference,

 Lupe : They're not the kind of friends you ask to help you move,

 Wilson : And her not getting in bothers you. You care about Rachel.

 Masters : This place doesn't even attempt to change the environment

 Raj : Howard, here's more bacon to tuck into the shiksa's G-string.

 Raj : It's lovely you call your mommy and let her know you're going to be late.

 Raj : If you're offended, let go of the ring and go on home to your mother's boobies.

 Sheldon : Excellent. Tire each other out. The ring will be mine.

 Sheldon : She is a kind, loving, religiously fanatical right-wing Texan...

 Chandler : We've been here for over an hour, and people less sick have gone in.

 Chandler : That guy with the toe thing, who's he sleeping with?

 Chandler : ...we didn't mean but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other.

All right. I' m gonna push you, okay? How about I push you like this?

Now you're gonna be in a wheelchair the rest of your life, pally-wally....

 Penny : Sheldon, I am really, really sorry, but it's only for a week.

 Sheldon : You claim it's going to be a week. I have no faith in your cleaner.

 Sheldon : Was Michael DeBakey a wedding planner in between heart transplants?

 Sheldon : Thanks for discovering penicillin. Now how about we try a bouffant?

 Howard after his phone rings : Oh, looks like I'm gonna have sex tonight.

 Burke : I've already tried polyvinyl alcohol, glue, microcoils... nothing's working.

 Burke : - We're gonna have to open her up. - If you open her up, she's dead.

I should've taken an extra couple of Vicodin and just held my nose.

 Cameron : I'm guessing you did take a couple extra Vicodin. - True.

 Cameron : You don't need to worry about firing anyone. I'm leaving.

 Cameron : But I figured, everything you do, you do it to help people.

 13 : I might die. So could you. You could get hit by a bus tomorrow.

 13 : The only difference is you don't have to know about it today. So why should I?

 CHRISTINA : Mr. Morris, we need to position you correctly in order to get a clear image.

 ADDISON : Dr. Yang, I need you to lift him a little as you pull him.

 Castle : Maybe. But I would sure start with the most generous thing I ever did.

 Beckett : You mean, like how you anonymously sent money to your victims

 Beckett : It doesn't make sense that Cynthia didn't tell Lee Wax.

 Judge Markway : Anything to stop His Honor here from talking about budget initiatives.

 Judge Markway : when her own ghostwriter didn't even trust her?

 Beckett : According to Lee Wax's notes, Captain Pike heard two women arguing

 Beckett : Cynthia claims that she was trying to change Susan's mind.

 Captain Montgomery : Fold. But, if we assume Cynthia was lying...

Tomorrow night. Valentine's Day. The most romantic day of the year.

 Ross : I might not be shutting my drapes to show her my slides.

 Eleanor pats Richard's leg : Well, they should make you the head of everything.

 Ruth mutters to Agnes : She's batting the lashes. You see this?

 Agnes : Dr. Webber, the point is, Grace wants to be with her Lenny.

 Richard : But we need to contact a durable power of attorney to sign the release.

 Ruth mutters to Agnes : Bat the lashes again. I think it was working.

 Richard : Meredith, you understand if the daughter shows up tomorrow

 Meredith : Oh, I'm fine, sir. I don't need any help from you. Thank you.

 Ted from 2030 : The second session I told her about how I spent a summer

 Ted from 2030 : The third session we both spoke nothing but french.

 Ted from 2030 : So by the time the fifth session came around...

 Richard : You left Thatcher, Ellis, but I couldn't bring myself to leave Adele.

 Richard : Yes. We were on the carousel in the park. It was raining.

 Ellis : - I have an offer from Boston General. - You took it to get away.

I mean, <i>Nasty, Naughty Nurses 4 and, I'm assuming, </i>1, 2 and 3.

 Esposito : They never had any intention of letting the Vails live.

 Ryan : besides saving that family, they are rolling over the lottery.

I'm just gonna let him swim around the dumpster for, like, an hour

 Beckett : You know, I think I'm actually gonna miss little Benny.

 Castle : Well, who knows? Maybe in a few Thanksgivings from now,

 Alexis : and I have kids in a few years, they can grow up together.

 Castle : The turkey will be, too, if I don't get it out of the freezer.

 Martha : If we keep this up, darling, we're gonna need a bigger table.

 Beckett : So I figured if this isn't a Castle family tradition,

 Bernadette : Because you were about to quit like a big-- Sheldon, cover your ears.

 Penny : Yeah, well, you should have quit 'cause I'm still gonna beat your ass.

Not more movies that'll have us reaching for the tissues all night?

 Penny : Um, yeah. Starting with the champagne a little early, aren't you?

 Raj : - Sip on this while you're getting ready. - Oh, I'm ready.

 Raj : Nothing. I was just hoping for something a little more, you know, ridonkulous.

Yeah. Well, this is all the "donkulous" you're gonna get tonight.

 Penny to Leonard who is just coming up the stairs : Hey, Leonard.

 NANCY : - Like he tells you anything these days? - I'm working on that.

Plus I slept with my tennis partner's wife and he went out and bought a gun.

 NOELLE : Sorry. One of the twins gets rowdy and Greg gets carried away.

 NOELLE : He's decided that the baby is into sports of all things.

She's Daddy's little girl. I can tell, see, because when I talk to her...

The rhythm of your voice helps calm her. I read a couple of articles on that.

 ADDISON : According to our tests, the babies are both perfectly healthy.

 Alex : When you get a minute, I'd like to talk about the kissing.

You'd think a guy passes out while running would get a fracture.

 Burke : Anyone available to assist me on a truncus arteriosus surgery?

 Burke : The first one of you to accurately describe the condition will scrub in.

 Burke : That's too bad. It'll probably be years before we see another one like this.

 Cristina : It's a single arterial trunk coming from the ventricles.

 Cristina : - How could you not know that? - How could you not say it?

 Burke : I'm sorry you had to find out about the chief that way.

 Burke : I couldn't go to anybody about my hand. I didn't know who I could trust.

 Chase : Not gonna shove a spike into his brain and drip interferon without confirming this diagnosis.

Tap him. - We won't get a reliable result for measles antibodies in his C.S.F.

 House : So the wrong treatment kills any hope of the right diagnosis.

 House : Your ball, Foreman. Tell me I don't have to biopsy his brain.

 Foreman : So we've confirmed that the problem is this mutated virus.

 Foreman : The treatment for S.S.P.E. is intraventricular interferon.

 Foreman : that delivers the antiviral directly to the left hemisphere.

 Dad : You want us to consent to this? I don't even understand what you're talking about.

 Foreman : I can explain this as best I can, but the notion that you're gonna fully understand your son's treatment...

 Foreman : and make an informed decision is... is kind of insane.

 Darius Langley : He told me to buy it from Preswick, but the guy wouldn't sell.

 Darius Langley : It was stupid, but Fink threatened to fire me if I didn't.

 Beckett : It was all you, Darius. You switched out the paintings,

 Beckett : No. That is just a lie. And you know what else is a lie?

 Castle : Pretty smart using his identity to land a job at the gallery.

 Castle : with two felony counts of counterfeiting now, isn't it, George?

 Beckett : Which is why you couldn't afford Preswick calling the cops

 George Heller darius Langley : Think you're gonna pin this murder on me?

 Beckett : And the second time was four hours after Detectives Ryan and Esposito

 Beckett : brought Preswick to the gallery and you realized that he had lost his memory.

 Raj : Tell her how much you hate being put on the spot. Go ahead, tell her.

...because he doesn't think I understand the severity of your social anxiety.

 Raj : You can't talk about social anxiety to someone who has social anxiety...

 Amy : Excuse me, but I'm a neurobiologist, I think I'm more qualified than you...

 Amy : ...to understand what's not working in your girlfriend's brain.

 Raj : We haven't discussed whether we're girlfriend and boyfriend yet.

 Raj : ...are you my girlfriend? By the way, if you say no, I'll never be happy again.

 Raj : We might as well go ahead and eat. She's not coming back any time soon.

 Beckett : that you purchased at the auction, which just happens to be

 Kayla : I won't be humiliated because you can't keep it in your pants!

 Beckett : So instead of paying off her blackmailer, you killed him,

She told me that she had her boyfriend come and take them while I was away.

 Castle : She was still with her boyfriend. They were in it together.

 Izzie : - But there's a list. - And the higher guy gets the heart.

 Izzie : Denny's getting worse by the second. His, uh, sats are in the eighties.

 Alex : - Izzie, I'm not going to lie for you. - Then put Burke on the phone!

I just... I'm having a little trouble because I need to ask you something.

 Addison : And I don't usually have trouble. But what I need to ask...

 Addison : I'm not even sure I want the answer to, but I have to ask.

 Addison : So I'm just going to ask you and then you answer and then...

Except, you know, it just... it felt like in the vet's office this morning,

You do understand that I had sex with him before you. Not during.

 Olivia : - And about the syphilis... - We don't have to talk about this.

 Olivia : I mean, I didn't know I had it. I should have. I'm a nurse.

 Castle : The financial upside to extorting immigrants cannotbe thathigh.

 Castle : Why would a judge, who makes six figures a year, get involved?

 Vikram : My assumption is Marco kept the extortion money for himself.

 Vikram : with a company that runs a detention center in EI Paso.

 Hayley : Sooner or later, they run out of cash, and then Caldwell ships them to Texas.

 Beckett : Which means it's an FBI surveillance team following the judge.

 Beckett : Napier clearly stated that we were not to step on his investigation.

 Agent Napier : Caldwell's on the move. Heading to the courthouse.

 House : In a CIPA patient. Obviously things are a little different in her upstairs wiring.

And you're all gonna stand on principle and refuse to do it, right?

CAMERON : How long are we going to keep Hannah in the dark about her mother?

 Chase : He'll give us seven reasons, and eventually we'll fold. We all will, not just me.

 Alex : Look. I'd be freaked out too if somebody was about to open up my head.

 Alex : - But Dr. Shepherd, he's the best. - I can't hold my baby, right?

 Jane Doe : She's in that incubator and so the nurses told me to talk to her.

 Jane Doe : You know, I don't even remember what it feels like to be outside.

I know the surgery's dangerous, but I'm not freaked. I can't wait.

Good news. Paul's lack of sex drive comes from a hormone imbalance.

 Sam : Well, he's a guy and he's not dead, so I'm guessing, yeah.

 Sam : - He just can't do anything about it. - That's good news?

 Sam : Final diagnosis and treatment could be a lengthy process.

 Pete : and I spent five years in China learning alternative medicine.

 Taub : You're still punishing me for calling you out on the green urine lady?

 House : I'm not asking you to apologize, just scoop some poop out of a box.

 Foreman : He won't just continue to let our room smell like cat pee.

 Kutner : Now that you've delivered that important lesson, I'm gonna go test the patient.

 Kutner : Now you're punishing me because you think I'm superstitious?

 Kutner : What do you care? It's not so much about me caring, per se,

 House : it's more about me wondering why you're such a credulous idiot.

 House : Thirteen, start the patient on steroids for the Churg-Strauss.

 Taub : Yeah. I wasn't actually going to, but not the greatest day at work.

 Thirteen : You lost a lot of blood, gave the lipoma room to swell.

 Thirteen : It's compressing the arteries in your arm, blocking your blood flow.

 Foreman : that's why you cheated on your wife, why your marriage fell apart...

 Foreman : The only reason you're sitting in a strip club, ignoring the strip club,

 House : If he was faking, he'd have vomited on the other side of the bed.

 Foreman : Sparring with the police and chaining yourself up for days can cause stress.

 Foreman : Carotid atherosclerosis could cause a loss of balance.

 Cameron : The referring doctors didn't realize that his hiccups were...

 Cameron : With this duration and intensity, most likely pathological,

 Chase : that you're treating another doctor's patient for hiccups

 Chase : instead of going on the vacation I spent a week planning?

 Hannah : and I shouldn't have made you rush me to an ER for the 10th time this year.

 Cameron : Hannah, your BP is way up. We need to get you some rest.

 Foreman : It tells us nothing. It wasn't physical pain. It was emotional.

 House : Exactly. What were they doing when she got the headache?

 Cameron : They weren't really arguing. She was just frustrated.

 Foreman : Peripheral neuropathy, fever and intermittent paranoia.

 House : Lots of metabolic conditions can explain those things. What if we add guilt?

 House : Alzheimer's can cause euphoria, pain causes depression,

 House : and B12 deficiency causes guilt, along with all that other stuff.

 Sheldon : ...it is completely plausible that we would have talked him into leaving the motel...

 Toby : ...I was abused in the Philippines by a clubfooted Navy chaplain.

 Sheldon : No, we're going with middle child and a genetic predisposition...

 Sheldon : Unfortunately, we weren't able to convince him to go to rehab.

 Randy : But in my experience, twice shredded is fairly permanent.

 Barney : Come on, Marshall, you have to admit, the guy was a disaster.

Your co-host is getting super-popular because of her stupid commercial,

 Chandler : If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing.

 Ryan : - Doesn't mean he didn't go after her. - Yeah, if he was gonna kill her,

 Castle : I mean, what if he figures out we only have a partial recording?

 Castle : That the memory on the phone ran out before the actual murder took place?

 Castle : - He might ask for a lawyer. - He won't. Look, let me handle this.

 Travis : You don't understand! She just... She'd been acting so strange lately.

 Travis : She was worried about me and Jenna. That it was more than just business

 Travis : Look, once this was in my head, I couldn't stop thinking about it.

 Sheldon : I did not mean to gaze upon you as you comb your hair.

 Sheldon : You are the living embodiment of the beautiful Princess Panchali.

 Sheldon : I can practically smell the lotus blossoms woven into your ebony hair.

 Sheldon : I shower twice a day and wash my hands as often as I can.

 Lalita : So, Sheldon, tell me more about this princess you say I look like.

 Sheldon : It was said that the gods fashioned her eyes out of the stars...

 Sheldon : ...and that roses were ashamed to bloom in the presence of her ruby lips.

 Castle : You're not trying to break my high-score on Fruit Ninja, are you?

 Beckett : No. I'm writing up a list of priorities for my future.

 Beckett : It's kind of like when you killed off Derrick Storm 'cause you were bored.

 Castle : Oh, yeah, I was a professional square dancer. A lot less cardio.

 Castle : Do you know if she had a problem with anyone on the ship?

 Castle : Can I go down to your bunk, just to look through Lara's things,

 Castle : see if she had a diary or anything that might help find her killer?

 Bethany : We all have secret stash spots. Some of them are pretty creative.

Lara spent a lot oftime below decks at Engineering. How about you?

 Castle : Maybe she met someone for a drug deal and things went sideways?

 Castle : Her roommate said that the crew stash things all over this ship.

 Wil : And she strung me along for almost two years. It was brutal.

 Sheldon : If he does, don't believe it. He's not above playing the dead meemaw card.

 Sheldon : -...his meemaw's alive and be the ball. -Yeah. I got it.

 Kutner : Syphilis. Before penicillin, the treatment was arsenic.

 Taub : that much arsenic in her system would have wiped out the syphilis.

 Thirteen : Acute promyelocytic leukemia is still treated with arsenic.

 Taub : APL explains the lesions and why they appeared after we took the arsenic out.

 Thirteen : We still have a problem. Arsenic slows leukemia, but it can't cure it.

 Thirteen : If she wants to see 17, she's gonna need a bone marrow transplant.

 House : Biopsy a lesion, confirm that she's dying, and load her up with arsenic.

 House : Means you're here about someone even younger, dying even faster.

 Foreman : This boy is going to die. You selfish enough to let it happen?

 Foreman : If our job is to find out what's killing patients, you'd help this kid.

 Foreman : But you'd rather play mind games to prove you're the only one with magical powers.

 Chase : Maybe the kid lied about some medication. Maybe he's hiding something...

 House : Now all we're looking at is a simple evil jerk with amyloidosis.

 House : You want him to be a victim because you want to believe that people are good.

 Chase : It's a fairly rare disease, and I'm afraid it can be fatal.

But I wanna know we're going somewhere, that I'm not wasting time.

 House : I'm not gonna be needing your services tonight after all.

 Thirteen : Just because I don't see bleeding doesn't mean it's not there.

 Thirteen : 105 over palp. I'm gonna check your pressure every two minutes.

 Thirteen : If you dip below 90, it means it is there and we have a problem.

 Sheldon : A Cuba Libre traditionally comes in a tall glass with a lime wedge.

 Raj : ...and driving a minivan to peewee cricket matches in suburban New Delhi.

 Foreman : You're allowed to be at the hospital, you're allowed to go home.

 Foreman : Getting you out of jail was not a popular decision with the board.

 Foreman : and I need you to do it without making me look like I can't control you.

 House : and the subsequent lingering black mark on your record.

 House : Analyzing part of this tumor is gonna be quicker than a scan.

thus the carefully maintained hair, clothes and parental secrets.

He parked on the 1600 block of St. Nicholas Avenue for six minutes,

 Beckett : Okay, Washington Heights is a shady place that time of night.

 Beckett : And if he turned off his meter, he wasn't looking for a fare.

 Castle : Maybe he was carjacked and forced to drive to that warehouse.

 Beckett : See if anyone remembers seeing him. What about his last phone call?

 Ryan : Amir opened a notebook application and he wrote down this.

 Castle : And it was written down just about an hour before he died.

 Beckett : Mrs. Alhabi, we understand that Amir called you at 10 : 00.

 Nazihah Alhabi : The plays were getting out on Broadway and he wanted to pick up more fares.

 Beckett : He turned his meter off and he went up to Washington Heights.

 Beckett : That part of town is known for drug-dealing and prostitution...

I thought this would be the most difficult thing I ever had to do.

 Chandler : But when I saw you walking down that aisle, I realized it's simple.

 Chandler : Any surprises that come our way, it's okay, because I will always love you.

 Chandler : You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with.

 Joey : I guess by the powers vested in me by the state of New York...

 Penny pouring out a shot of tequila : Would you say that's about 40 milliliters?

 Sheldon : I believe you were about to ask me to choose a cocktail.

 Leonard : It turns out I had a little rocket fuel in the apartment.

 Penny : What were you doing with rocket fuel in your apartment?

 Leonard : The point is, the guys and I went back to the apartment.

-Are we ever gonna get to the elevator? -We're close. We're at the apartment.

 Past Leonard : The trick is to mix it into Tovex in order to create a combustible gel...

 Past Leonard : ...that will generate over 8000 kilonewtons of thrust.

 Past Leonard : Excuse me, but I've been working on this a long time.

 Past Leonard : -Well, I've adjusted the formula. -Not correctly.

Well, l would say l told you so, but she's kind of doing that for me.

Well, then problem solved. Chandler will run our office in Tulsa.

All right. We already tried feeding her, changing her, burping her....

 Beckett : What were you and Bailey up to? And why did you kill him?

 Beckett : Cut the act, Pablo. We know you kidnapped him two days ago. Why?

 Max : He got involved with this crazy stalker chick, Colette something.

 Max : We dedicate our lives to picking up as many hot women as possible.

That music that was playin is that part of your seduction strategy?

 Pablo : I mean, he stopped hanging out with us, like, a month ago.

 Pablo : Yeah, when he called about the exstalktion a couple of days ago,

 Sheldon : In fact, if you'd like to celebrate with a little music,

 Bernadette : So, I put stickers on everything we're gonna sell.

 Bernadette : We just need help taking it all out to the driveway.

-I can't remember what she said. -Yeah, that's the problem with this plan.

Rachel, come on. The message is erased, there's nothing we can do.

 Ross : Hey, Ross, it's you. I just want you to remember this feeling.

 Monica : Play that message for Emily, and this problem goes away.

 Castle : Interesting term for making James Swan pay you for his freedom.

 Campbell : But he certainly didn't need to buy his freedom. We're all free.

 Beckett : Mr. Campbell, we know that James had 25 grand in cash with him

 Campbell : I'm sorry, but I had no idea James was in town last month.

I think you're upset with him for cutting the cord with your church.

 Beckett : - And so you started tracking him. - That's not true.

 Beckett : He gave you a donation so that you would leave him alone.

 Beckett : So you followed him to his trailer and then you killed him in a fit of rage!

 Campbell : You contact me again and I will sue you for religious persecution.

 Beckett : He had motive and he met with our victim the day that he died.

 Wilson : And it could go on being fine for the rest of your life.

 House : We have arranged transplants before when a patient is near death.

 Cuddy : Except he isn't near death, he's saying, "Kill me and cut out my heart."

 Howard : You're right. We turn our guidance system over to them,

 Beverly : Although Alfred and I had a lot more going for us than you two.

 Ryan : There are no reports of any break-ins from anyone at that address.

 Dennis : There's just no evidence of anyone entering the building.

 Castle : Two masked guys entering your parking lot at 4 : 00 a.m.?

 Dennis : It's possible they never got past the parking gate and just gave up.

 Dennis : I'll also get you a list of our tenants if you want to follow up.

 Castle : Maybe this is a classic "no honor among thieves" situation.

 House : Alvie was very grateful that I'd gotten him out of trouble.

 House : without worrying about Immigration looking for him there.

The next day, he paid a visit to the most charitable man he knew,

his half-brother's father, Sam Gibbs, a minister at a church on Long Island.

 Sam : Is that the name of the stripper you've been e-mailing me about?

 Izzie : Her organs are bleeding, damaged, exposed, and covered in plastic wrap.

 Meredith : I fell asleep at a restaurant. At a table while I was on a date.

 George : Hey, Callie's looking for you. You blew off her surgery.

Do not talk to me about standards. She can't even wash her hands.

If Burke forgave me for sleeping during sex, George can forgive you for crying.

 George : Has anyone talked to you about your wife? About what's happening?

 Sarah : knees out, in, out, flick, out, in, out, flick. Jazz hands!

 Diane Nelson : not full of herself Iike some of those other dancers.

 Elaine Nelson : Oh, except for the last trip. I mean, she was distracted.

 Beckett : Her name came up in a case, and I'm trying to figure out

 Beckett : if she was involved with anyone onboard connected to drugs.

 Diane : And I'm pretty sure that he and Lara Iike to "hang out together."

I always thought if we got married, that'd be the one that stuck.

 Johnny Vong : Then I discovered the one secret that changed my whole life.

 Esposito : Don't even think about taking them off. If you do, I will pepper-spray you.

 Beckett : - I'd like to ask you a few questions. - Sure. Sure, sure.

We believe that one of your employees was smuggling heroin into the country

 Beckett : Heroin trafficking. That's good for a 10-year prison bid,

- No, no. I wanna know what you told her. - That's kind of between me and...

 Penny : ...did he mention he owns not one, but two Star Trek uniforms?

 Leonard : You didn't see me telling Kevin that you thought cold wars...

 Cameron : Lucy's big brother's got a crush on me, so he bit the crap out of Chase.

 Chase : Just thought you might want to know when one of your employees

 House : Better figure out what's killing the girl, because her brother's got it, too.

 Foreman : Brother and sister get the same type of tumor at exactly the same time,

 Cameron : Yes, you would think that if for some reason you were completely unaware

of the fact we spent the entire night testing everything from that home.

You're blurry, but you still look like Ursula. You're "Blursula."

See? It works. I'm not angry at all anymore. This is a great date!

I like you, but it shouldn't be this hard. This is our first date.

 Phoebe : First dates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity and..

 Leonard : Nothing that's happening here is being done on purpose.

And Stacey's assistant, Julie, never heard of her or Duke or honeytrapping.

There was a cop here the other day asking all the same questions.

Former exotic dancer. Picked up a couple of times for solicitation.

 Zoey : - Did you do that on purpose? - What? No. It was an accident.

 Ted : Those are cartoon characters, and I'm pretty sure you're making up episodes.

Would you stop looking at me like that? Phoebe was a terrible teacher.

 Nora : And the second reason we popped in is 'cause I need to use the loo.

 Bailey : We're all part of the cosmic joke, O'Malley. Now leave me alone.

 Meredith : Mr. Sorrento doesn't want me to tell his wife that she's dying.

 Bailey : It's your responsibility to give patients the information necessary

 Bailey : to make an informed decision. Now, I'm hungry. I'm tired. You're in my way.

 Cristina : - What about his palate? - The definition of high arched.

 Richard : The fellowship. LA Med, Chicago Central, they're wooing you.

You're fielding offers, looking at bonuses, letting yourself be wooed.

 Bailey looking a little shocked : - No, Chief... - No, it's fine, it's fine.

 Richard interrupts : Go be a hotshot somewhere else. But tell me...

 Richard : You're gifted, and you're ungrateful. And that's all I'm saying.

 Bailey : My heart rate is 110. I'm burning 3,000 calories a day.

 Amy : ...and a new lace bra that hooks in the front, of all things.

 Penny : ...but deep inside your heart you'll know that laundry night is always Saturday night.

Really? Despite the sign that says : "Do not leave laundry unattended"?

 Sheldon : You know, I do recall seeing some female undergarments.

 Lulu : Yeah. We always do a clean sweep of the place right before we start.

 Castle : The infrared cameras are to detect unexplained thermal anomalies.

 Beckett : Living room, 9 : 03 p.m. EMF levels spiking off the charts.

 Lulu : That's it. That's when all the camera signals cut out at once.

 Beckett : And what could explain the picture suddenly going out like that?

 Castle : Have you noticed anything odd about Esposito and Ryan lately?

 Castle : A thief didn't break in through your window, Mr. Zaretsky?

 Beckett : Mr. Zaretsky, were you or anyone else here two nights ago?

 Zaretsky : If you want to come into these offices, get a warrant.

 Beckett : that lawyer would stonewall us and not report a break-in.

 Castle : A shady law firm, a mysterious death, a young man righting wrongs.

-I can't believe we're discussing this. -I agree. I'm, like, in disbelief.

Aren't you one of the stars of the popular daytime soap Days of our Lives?

l can't believe l forgot! l usually write stuff like this down on my arm!

''Everyone has to be there, 6 a.m. sharp. That means you, Tribbiani.''

 Leonard : On the other hand, some physicists are concerned that if this supercollider works...

...it'll create a black hole and swallow up the Earth, ending life as we know it.

 Leonard looking at an orange notice on the noticeboard : Hey, check it out.

 Leonard looking at an orange notice on the noticeboard : The School of Pharmacology is looking for volunteers.

 Raj : ...panic attacks, agoraphobia and obsessive-compulsive disorder."

 Missy : I don't think so. I followed her here from the parking lot.

- Maybe she's his lawyer. - Well, she's free to examine my briefs.

 Amber Volakis : New symptom, new round. This has to be drug related.

 "thirteen" : This is how doctors kill patients, by seeing the stereotypes...

 "thirteen" : For all we know, he could have been sick for years.

 "thirteen" : It explains not just the DIC and the bleeding, but the tiredness, fever,

 Amber Volakis : Oh, yeah. It's much more likely that this ass punk rocker

 Greg House : If you were always right, then you wouldn't have just been wrong.

 Greg House : which Grandma House bought me when I aced my MCATs.

 Lawrence Kutner : A pharmaceutical rep left that here on Tuesday.

 Greg House : Manipulative bitch, you're wanted in the loser's circle.

 Amber Volakis : I'm not allowed to have a problem with junkies?

 Hank : laughing at every lousy joke he cracked whether they were funny or not.

 Beckett : You're kidding, right? You're going out with Ellie Monroe

 Colleen : because you're too busy trying to break into your girlfriend's laptop

 Sheldon : I was discussing it with a Sri Lankan fellow on the bus,

 Sheldon : and he hypothesized that a tiger may have recently run across her shadow.

 Sheldon : Although he may have just been trying to drum up business

 Leonard : I've known you a long time, and I'm going to tell you this

 Bernadette : It didn't help that you couldn't walk a straight line

 Esposito : So far, everyone's come back clean, but I'm gonna keep digging.

None of the Dysons' neighbors noticed anything out of the ordinary.

 Castle : Nobody notices anything unless it affects them directly.

 Beckett : maybe they can tell us what the hell he was doing in that apartment.

 Lanie : Whoever shot up Mr. Bishop was not looking to get him high.

 Beckett : I'm Detective Beckett. Thank you so much for coming down.

 Stan Kopek : I mean, why would Doug be living in these people's apartment?

 House : It's more of a grid where I assign numerical values that determine

We have him on the donor list for a liver, but these things take time.

 Adams : We can do a partial liver transplant from a living donor.

 Denise : There are hundreds of people who would do that for you.

 Beckett : I didn't think the MTA had cameras in the subway cars.

 Tory : They don't. The train is part of a pilot program for video security.

 Tory : This is on a separate feed, so it took me a while to find it.

 Castle : That means that we can see Stone, but he doesn't know that.

 Lanie : At least Javi's not down there alone. There's another cop with him.

 Aragon : Kind of a weird time for him to be hitting his playlist.

 Esposito : Yeah, but I've already got a rapport with the guy, so...

You gold-shield guys are always acting like you're better than us.

near the time that Air Marshal Ford was at the back of the plane.

I was hoping he'd show up in one of them, along with the killer,

 Castle : Maybe something's in there? Ford said he was onto a possible threat.

 Dr. Marks : The moment I heard you had another fellowship opening, I... - There is no opening.

 Dr. Marks : Why am I interviewing for a position that's already been filled? - Exactly.

I said, "You talk to the police, you tell them I'm missing a ring."

 Leonard : I'm gonna ask her if she'd be willing to talk to Penny,

 Hayley : Okay, then tell us something unique about the killer's scent.

 Mia : Are you sure you want her back? 'Cause I think you can do better.

 Mia : Why? Because you think I can help you get your wife back?

 Brock : I'm your brother, and when you get out of here, you'll be staying with me.

 Cameron : The charge made his voice a little higher, but the EKG and BP are good.

l am super confident, totally responsible and fourth in line to raise Emma.

l'll be right there, Emma! Just let me get my trusty diaper bag here.

 Chandler : Well, what do you know? l guess l'll be the one who dies first.

l think you're right. We shouldn't use these plates for a long time.

l told my producer l had a family emergency. He totally bought it.

 Joey : -Thanks for teaching me how to lie. -No problem. Next week, stealing.

 Kutner : And if we believe in the existence of extreme jerkiness,

 Kutner : then we also have to accept the existence of the opposite extreme.

 Foreman : You want it to be a symptom, because then we're supposed to be jerks,

 House : Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that either way was good with you.

 House : Taub and Thirteen, MRI for tumors, EEG for nerve damage

 Chase : Don't release until your thumb's at the bottom of the ball.

 Stuart : Boy, stuff like this really puts things in perspective.

 Raj : You know, if you think about it, tonight was kind of like

 Raj : One day, I hold a great ball for the president of France.

I'm embarrassed, so I eat all the lettuce in the world and make them watch.

 Sheldon : All the more reason to consult with a mechanic before it explodes.

Number three : The way you play with your hair when you're nervous.

 Howard : that would drive you crazy if you had to deal with them all day long.

 House : Julio knocked her up before her appendix burst. You got her after.

 Evan : It's preposterous, not one real moment since I've been on the show.

 House : As opposed to shows that represent the world exactly the way it is, like...

 House : Hospital is being inspected, and Cuddy dispatched you to keep an eye on me.

 House : and instead of ripping me one, Cuddy acted like she didn't know me.

 House : you have significant losses in the upper right quadrant of your visual field.

 House : and one has significant losses in the upper right quadrant of his visual field.

 Thirteen : You said Andre wasn't responsible for the drugs. What is?

 Miles : We were already drowning in all the lies we had to tell.

At a press party at the Ritz-Carlton for the launch of the Vega smartphone.

 Castle : Did Mandy say anything to you about going to the ER a couple of days ago?

 Miles : But then again, she was acting pretty strange last week.

Now, it looks like those makeup ladies were right about Mandy's affair.

 Beckett : about how secret romances are impossible to keep hidden?

 Beckett : I mean, you heard Miles. I don't want to drown in a sea of lies.

 Castle : Well, if it's any comfort to you, I do know mouth-to-mouth.

 Esposito : The ER doc that treated Mandy? Turns out it was for a severe asthma attack.

 Beckett : Yeah, that's not weird. We know that Mandy had asthma.

 Esposito : She landed on the helipad and the pilot walked her inside.

You know, in England this car would be on the other side of the store.

And that, right there, is the most interesting conversation l've had all night.

 Joey : So between her and me being friends, and her history with Ross..

 Ross : Question. Why do we always have parties where you poach things?

I agree. Fancy parties are only fun if you're fancy on the inside.

 Monica : I start miles beneath the surface of these things. They're fake.

 Ross : Remember the night they got engaged? How you and I almost..

 MRS. SEABURY : - That mean you can't drink with me? - Not at all.

She's like really sexy, almost dirty hot. And she's hot for you.

 MEREDITH : In my opinion, you could keep using the darts as weapons,

 MEREDITH : or you could go get lucky with a sexy, hot, dirty girI.

 CHRISTINA : when Bambi's getting laid and I can't get five minutes alone with Burke.

 BURKE : - What are you doing? - Day's over. Flipping a coin. Call it.

 Richard : Now how does the dura look? Is it bulging or does it look lax?

 Richard : If it's pulsating, that means blood and oxygen are entering the brain.

 Richard : Now pack it with gauze so you can minimize the bleeding.

 Izzie : We've relieved the pressure on his brain but he's got a lot of other injuries.

 Castle : Cameron abandons his partner, Jimmy, when the heat comes down,

 Castle : Cameron tries to put it all behind him, start his life anew.

 Castle : because he didn't want her to know about his criminal past.

 Castle : Don't you worry, little Cosmo. These guys are the best.

 Beckett : If someone was missing their baby, wouldn't they have come forward?

 Beckett : What makes you think Cameron was shot near the church?

 Hunt : When he passed away, I promised her family that I'd look after her.

 Beckett : But I suppose you had something more important to do.

 Hunt : Naomi's dad used to stash a gun in the lining of his Kevlar.

 Hunt : he didn't want her on the Underground without any protection.

 Hunt : So he taught her to cut a tiny piece of the lining in her jacket

 Hunt : Detective, please. I owe this to Naomi. I owe it to her family.

 Castle : Just to be clear, you really aren't the Antichrist, right?

 Ryan : So Oscar's on his way to Peakmore for a full psych evaluation.

 Esposito : I wouldn't hold my breath. They didn't do so great with Shaw.

 Ted : Well, anything sounds weird if you say it a hundred times.

We don't have a while, Evan. We have 15 minutes to find these guys.

 Esposito : Our canvass didn't turn up a single witness to the abduction.

 Garrett : So there's no way to trace those feeds of Oren and Kent?

 Beckett : Adam, just answer one question and it might save your life.

 Adam : If you cops were capable of doing your jobs, you'd know.

 Adam : And, looking back, maybe none of this would've ever happened.

 Beckett : But how is killing two more people going to fix that?

 Castle : Yeah, if you were hoping to do the walk of shame in private,

 Castle : Alexis, I think it's about time we start calling him Uncle Chet.

 Martha : and I told him, you know, I needed time to think about it.

 Martha : And he insisted I keep the ring while I make up my mind. So...

 Martha : Unfortunately, now that Chet has upped the ante, as they say,

 Martha : I'm going to have to decide whether I'm in or I'm out.

Although, this little fellow did bring it back for about 10 minutes.

 Alexis : If he's not the one, then I guess you shouldn't marry him.

 Alexis : And we miss having you here all the time. Don't we, Dad?

 Spate : Twice someone's tried to kill you, and you're still with us.

 Castle : Oh, let me guess. A man like you can offer protection.

 Spate : In return, all I ask is that you adopt a more laissez-faire interpretation

 Spate : Here's what it does. It improves memory, it sharpens brain function.

 Spate : And it helps a person make really, really good decisions.

 Spate : Perhaps you should try one. Then you can rethink your answer.

 Castle : It's as if he stepped off the pages of a graphic novel.

 Beckett : Yes, they should have, not you. And definitely not Alan.

 Beckett : Now, tell me how dangerous it was for you to take him out in public,

 Castle : So I insulted her boyfriend. What's the prison sentence on that?

 Kevin Ryan : Well, we've been calling every day to move things along,

 Esposito : What about your dad? Have you talked to him about this case?

 Alexis : But just because I'm asking doesn't mean things are okay between us.

Um... you probably don't have time for girlfriends, right, Andrew?

 Bailey : Oh, well, in that case, you need to spell some words for us.

 Addison : - Do you have Molly's MRI results? - No. I haven't. Not yet.

 Addison : I expect you to give it your full and undivided attention.

 Addison : Give me one good reason why I shouldn't take you off this case.

 George : Her father is Thatcher Grey, who is Meredith's father,

so Molly and Meredith are sisters, but I don't think Meredith knows Molly exists.

 George : I don't, except I'm on this case and apparently God hates me.

 Capt. Montgomery : Her body gets dumped because this guy Wyler didn't pay a bill?

 Castle : Ironic that such a selfish act ultimately revealed the truth.

 Capt. Montgomery : Still, karma comes back and puts a cap in her husband's ass,

I'm gonna go talk to Melanie's parents, let them know how this all shook out.

 Castle : The woman with the freezer delivery told us she talked to a cop.

 Beckett : After all, he didn't believe he was looking at a murder.

 Castle : why would you talk to the neighbor about a freezer delivery?

 Beckett : - I know it's been five years, but do... - I never said it was five years ago.

 Deloris : I remember thinking, "Why is this cop asking me questions

 Beckett : Do you remember anything about the man who came to see you?

 MEREDITH : First probing the surface, looking for any sign of trouble.

 GEORGE : tell her I'm a mountain man. I'm a man of the mountain.

I just thought we needed an extra tent. Maybe Joe misunderstood.

 Kutner : 'cause she's feeling a little weak? She needs steroids.

 House : Rest of you, do anything that isn't starting her on beta-blockers.

 Kutner : Irregular heartbeat causes blood to back up behind the heart and into the lungs.

 Kutner : If you've been using drugs, if they've damaged your heart,

Whatever l decide to do, l'm gonna be starting a new career from scratch.

 Ross : So you have to tell Monica you don't want to have a baby right now?

 Cameron : You took a patient's life. You lied about it for weeks,

 Cameron : you broke who knows how many laws and oaths to cover it up,

 Cameron : You can barely walk by the rooms where Dibala was treated.

 House : Or porn actor Hank Hardwick, born Henry Lefkowitz, totally clean workup,

 Foreman : Doesn't matter who they side with, I'm still in charge.

 Penny : And now I have blood on my hands, or paws. I don't know.

 Penny : why not try and make it something we're actually proud of?

 Director : Look, sweetie, this movie is garbage, but you should be happy about that,

 Director : 'cause if it was a good movie, you wouldn't be in it.

Oh, boy, uh, help me out here. Does she want me to kiss her or not?

- If you were me, would you kiss her? - Yeah, but I'm the make-out king.

 Sheldon : In the past few weeks, unburdened by trivial decisions...

 Amy : Because I drove over there yesterday for a brain tumor...

 Amy : Yes, you can eat your ice cream too fast and also have a brain tumor.

 Addison : One of the nurses was talking. I just thought it was gossip.

 Burke : Someone bends your arm behind your back harder and harder

 Leonard : ...and told her that I got tenure at CalTech. - She'd be proud, huh?

 Sheldon : ...is living with an insanely jealous roommate after the fact.

 Sheldon : I might need to sleep with a gun under my pillow. Or a chainsaw.

 Amy : Or you take advantage of your newfound economic stability and move out...

 Raj : And I will return to New Delhi in triumph atop a bejeweled white elephant.

 Sheldon : Do you people even hear yourselves? It's not the Wesley Crushers.

 Sheldon : The losers will be publicly humiliated in a fashion to be chosen by the victor.

 Sheldon : FYI, I plan on having you publish a scientific paper...

 Esposito : Not yet, but he's a big fan of this coffee shop on 14th.

 Esposito : He shows up every afternoon for an espresso at 2 : 00.

 Fariq Yusef : Inside left pocket of my jacket. Along with my credentials.

 Beckett : Two days ago, you were driving in a cab with Amir Alhabi.

- You have no standing to question... - Who killed him? Was it you?

Maybe Yusef recruited Amir, drew him into the shadowy world of espionage.

 Leonard : Anyway, I'm calling to interview you about your latest project.

 Marshall : I might as well give this old bastard a piece of my mind.

 Joey : I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights.

I haven't been able to stand up since. But I don't think it's serious.

If I go to the doctor, it's for this thing sticking out of my stomach!

-Oh, Chandler, you stink of cigarettes! -Do you think Monica will smell it?

 Esposito : And it's probably why she hid who she really was from me.

 Esposito : We were engaged. And then she started acting strange.

 Esposito : And then news of that gold-coin heist broke and I...

 Castle : So, did you ask for the ring back or did you let her keep that

 Castle : so she could trade it for cigarettes in the prison yard?

 Esposito : Any feelings I had for her died the moment I slapped those cuffs on.

No, no. That rate is much too low from what we'd expect from this collision.

Do you understand we're talking about dark matter colliding in outer space?

 Castle : Right. Then the only way Billy could stop that proof from coming out...

 Beckett : It's odd that you don't remember your late wife's divorce lawyer.

 Beckett : The reason I'm asking is because she visited you about a month ago.

 Castle : It was right after that visit you hired Noah Kesswood.

 Castle : Well, can you blame us? Especially after what happened with your wife.

 Ryan : And they were involved in some pretty fringe behavioral science.

 Esposito : Did the Northcliffs use their own children as test subjects?

And if she broke into the Northcliffs' apartment to steal those tapes,

It's possible that the Northcliffs killed her to keep that secret.

 Rose : I didn't know the experiments were doing harm to those children.

 Ryan : Do you have any idea where the Northcliffs might be right now?

 Rose : No. I haven't seen them since yesterday. I swear to you.

 Cameron : And as fun as this is, it feels like we're your goomah.

 Foreman : Long shot. Altered mental status means porphyria's more likely.

 Chase : No abdominal pain. Cancer explains the lethargy, the GI symptoms.

 Thirteen : Severe stress scrambles the way the brain communicates with the rest of the body.

 Foreman : Not exactly. The problem would be with your body chemistry.

 Thirteen : You did what you thought you had to do to protect yourself.

 Foreman : If we're right, we should see a change in your lungs pretty fast.

 Thirteen : It might help to turn him in, file a police report. Get closure.

 Robin : And... I guess I just... I wanted to feel that way again.

 Barney : It's because you were totally, totally lame back then.

 Julian : Said a client wanted all the information that the police had on Emma Riggs.

But when I told him that Emma had a juvie file under a different last name,

 Raymond Vance : No, I'm having breakfast with the judge tomorrow...

 Ryan : Actually, Mr. Vance, I'm not the one with the problem. You are.

 Ryan : Really? Because I have an NYPD civilian employee who begs to differ.

 Vance : good luck getting any court to take the word of a disgraced civilian employee.

 Ryan : Mr. Vance, you have a client who's mixed up in a homicide.

 Vance : Even if I wanted to, I can't disclose my client's name.

 Vance : As you're well aware, that falls under privileged information.

 Ted from 2030 : And believe it or not, alcohol did not play a role.

 Lily : I am going to, something, you like a, something, donkey.

 Sheldon : It was only to keep our core body temperatures from plummeting.

 Howard : -He's speaking about it. -For me it was a bonding moment.

 Howard : ...we were looking for magnetic monopoles and not finding anything...

 Howard : ...and you were acting like an obnoxious giant dictator?

 Sheldon : Oh, yes. In the world of emoticons, I was colon, capital D.

 Howard : ...wasn't so much evidence of paradigm-shifting monopoles...

...as it was static from the electric can opener we were turning on and off.

 Sheldon : ...ie, when your locus coeruleus sits around the house...

 Sheldon : Social convention dictates that I let my hair down at a local watering hole.

 Cazoulli : And I told her. I told her to scram. "Get out of here, beat it!

"And if I ever see your face around here, you're gonna regret it." I told her.

 Cazoulli : The note was to scare her away a little bit. Seemed to work, right?

 Cazoulli : Come on, give me a break. I thought this mess was over with.

 Beckett : Look, if we can't physically tie him to it, then all we have is speculation.

 Ryan : Now in her research is this picture of their smoke stack.

Based on the position of the sun, Tech confirmed that the time was correct.

 Esposito : Well, if she had a partner, then why haven't they come forward?

If we can find them, they might have some info on Cazuli that'll nail him.

 Cuddy : Until you get your license back, this is all unofficial.

 Thirteen : Because there's a much simpler explanation for you firing me.

Please dig out the cysts, histology to confirm Von Hippel-Lindau.

 Wilson : She's been a senior attending in the ER the last three weeks.

 6/9 : You're fine for now, but Von Hippel-Lindau is a genetic disease.

And they brought in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me.

They're trying to make me quit. If it were any other job, I would.

...who, at the beginning, would hire somebody just to fire them.

 Phoebe : No. No. You know what? He's not into that stuff anymore. He quit for me.

 Rachel : This guy has been obsessed with your sister for God knows how long, okay.

So look, he gave me his night-vision goggles and everything. So...

 Ross : You're taking the word of a guy who has night-vision goggles?

 Phoebe : What? He's not still following her. You think he's still following her?

 Monica : I think that if you really like this guy, you should just trust him.

 Janice : No. You know, he was just trying Ross' "hug and roll" thing.

 Masters : I heard the story about the time you hit Nadia with the car.

 Nadia : Just like you didn't care that you ruined my 23rd birthday...

 Elena : Here we go again! I'm such a monster because I brought daisies!

 Foreman : When are you getting an apartment? Or at least a storage room?

 Taub : Well, it's a nice match with your condescension and superiority.

After the work that we put into you, are you trying to throw your career away?

Don't know your personal problems, don't care. I do care about your career.

 George : It's like we're on a train that's going 200 miles an hour

 George : ...that you're gonna end up having to live with for a long time.

 Sheldon : ...is like making a sandwich of grape jelly, the best-tasting jelly...

 Raj : Oh, man, the first monster I see, I'm going to sneak up behind him...

 Leonard : Okay, there are ogre tracks and a trail of broken candy canes in the snow.

 Sheldon : I signal my contempt for your cruel plan to shove Christmas joy down my throat...

 Jim Wheeler : including weekly video reports from the Arctic Circle.

 Jim Wheeler : Between our school and others in the area, around $50,000.

 Castle : Basically, it's beef and grease kind of melted together into a jerky.

to pick up a stack of letters the kids wrote to him for his trip.

 Ryan : - Either the victim left it that way or... - Or the killer had a key.

 Beckett : All right. Talk to the neighbors. See if Fletcher had any regular visitors.

 Beckett : But first, I'm thinking our vic might've been a squirrel.

 Beckett : Anything a guy living a lie wouldn't want someone to find.

 Lanie : Victim was shot once in the face with a large caliber bullet.

 Sheldon : Had Twitter existed at the time, would not General Custer

 Beckett : You know what? Maybe we should call Tory and have her access it remotely.

 Castle : See if there's anything there that can tell us what he was involved with.

 Beckett : so can you go to my place, pick up the dress, and take it up with you tonight?

 Castle : Look, I don't want to have a makeup wedding in a few months, okay?

 Castle : So, let's find this husband of yours and get married tomorrow.

 Castle : Okay, let's just relax and put down the guns so no one gets...

 Sheldon : No. We haven't spoken since your abrupt departure last night...

 Sheldon : ...caused us to forfeit to Stuart and his dastardly ringer, Wil Wheaton.

 Sheldon : ...with Leonard in the next room singing along with Alanis Morissette.

 Sheldon : The part where I tell you I've engineered a rematch...

 Penny : Oh, honey, I don't know. Things are a little weird with Leonard right now.

Of course it smells bad. You have your head up a dead animal's ass.

 Sheldon : Well, this box only covers my work through nursery school.

 Sheldon : There's a good deal more to come. I didn't really hit my academic stride...

 Sheldon : ...until I cut out that time-suck known as playing outdoors.

You're gonna spend hours and hours combing through all this stuff?

 Sheldon : Someone with a rudimentary understanding of science...

 Sheldon : If I didn't think you could handle it, I wouldn't be asking.

 Sheldon : You can assess the quality of my work? Okay. Um, here.

...can never have a non-self-contradictory set of abelian groups."

 Monica : She's living my life, and she's doing it better than me.

 Monica : Look at this. Look. She buys tickets to plays I wanna see.

 Raj : You know how it is, girls, always fussing about their hair, their makeup, she'll be here.

 Sheldon : I would like to propose a toast to my best friend, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.

 Sheldon : He has been presented with a wonderful opportunity...

 Leonard : Thank you, Sheldon, that must have been hard for you to say.

 Sheldon : And that's how you get a toothpaste commercial. Cheers.

 Leonard : - Thank you. - It must've killed you when I went to space.

 Amy to Penny, on other side of room : You were right. I had nothing to worry about.

 Amy to Penny, on other side of room : That skank's your problem, not mine.

 Bernadette : How you doing, Howie? You feeling a little better?

 Howard : In my bedroom you'll find a model rocket. I want you to bring it back to your place.

[Woman] 25-year-old female found down at the park. Status : Post-trauma.

[Derek] Is she 5'2", 100 pounds? She's breathing after what this guy did?

 Meredith : Maybe it's because you were too busy shoving me every five minutes.

 Derek : I wasn't shoving you. I was nudging you to stop the very loud sawing of wood.

 Meredith : - I wore the nose strip. - It's cute, but it doesn't work.

 Izzie : It's at the bank. OK, George? Now just shut up about it already.

 George : - It's earning interest? - Did I not just say shut up?

 Cameron : We did a scratch test on her back, she got a rash on her back.

 Cameron : I know House ruled out mojo, but it can't be a coincidence...

 Chase : She gets worse every time she goes under surgical lights,

 Chase : So, are we gonna spend the rest of eternity in a lake of fire

 Thirteen : Don't care. You can forget the donor bank. There's no CA-2 deficiency.

 House : And nobody leaves here until we find out what killed her.

 Kutner : Of course I had a choice. You had no choice once I made my choice.

 House : What you have is one last Christmas with your daughter.

 Howard : It's smashed beyond repair. What are you gonna do with it?

 Howard : Apparently, he posted intimate details of their physical relationship on his blog...

 Howard : And if the moment feels right, see if you can cop a feel.

 Sheldon : I'm not aware of any social convention that requires you to intervene at all.

 Leonard : I'm her friend. I'm not going to take advantage of her vulnerability.

So you're saying, if in the depths of despair she throws herself at you...

 Beckett : My date's more interested in networking than he is in me.

 Wyndham : In that case, he won't object if I asked you for a dance.

 Phoebe : Yeah, your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno movie!

It's true, she wouldn't see Woody Allen for another couple months,

 Mrs Wolowitz : God forbid you get one of those new fancy sex diseases!

 Castle : This is my girlfriend, whose idea it was to come here tonight.

 Beckett : that Derek was having troubles with one of the other dancers.

 Beckett : was upset that Derek was getting the headliner shift.

Although I must say that I totally judge any woman I see eating alone.

 Leonard : We got an email from the East Rutherford, New Jersey, Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual...

But, come on. What about the living organism of the work force...

 Penny : Yes, I know that, okay? I'm tired and I've had 18 cups of coffee.

 Penny : The point is, if we all just pull together, we can do this. Who's with me?

 Howard : Penny, although you may find it hard to believe, we do have lives.

 Noah : We were supposed to have lunch on Friday, but she didn't show.

 Noah : she went to the art gallery for a last-minute emergency.

 Beckett : at exactly the same time, shortly before they got killed.

 Castle : Well, I think he's trying to tell a story with these bodies.

 Esposito : Randall didn't just know the Green Dragon, he was in business with him.

And when Jade's father found out that Saito was Yakuza, he wanted out.

 Randall : to warn Jade's family that Saito was coming to kill them.

 Randall : And after what Saito did to them, I decided to get as far away as I could.

And when Saito moved to New York, I knew there was no escape, Dean.

 Randall : I had no idea who she was. I thought the whole family was dead.

 Randall : The night of the party, when he found out who she was,

 Dean : Wait, you knew she was in danger? You knew and you did nothing?

 Leonard Penny sneezes : -Getting a cold? -No, no, it's probably just allergies.

 Leonard : Prescription, nonprescription, foreign, domestic, experimental.

 Leonard : Well, our plane leaves at 9 a.m. Do you think you'll feel better by then?

 Bernadette : Why do you constantly feel the need to put down my husband?

 House : I'm making changes. I'm gonna stop doing stupid things.

 Cuddy : The smart thing to do would be to talk about why you did it.

 Cuddy : by getting another phone call from you in a bloody bathtub.

 House : I'm a big believer that the best way to get past the past

 Cuddy : you exposed my daughter to that obnoxious pirate cartoon.

 Luca : I should have known the gallery wasn't ventilated enough.

 Penny : -What the hell is he doing? -Drowning us out. He doesn't like fighting.

 Penny : Oh, and FYI. You never even heard of the Black Eyed Peas...

 Sheldon : Has your relationship reached its inevitable ugly end?

 Sheldon : Look on the bright side. As a result of Penny's forfeit...

 Sheldon : ...you have become the world's first winner of Research Lab.

 Martha : Oh, good... Well, that's Chet, but how old is that photo?

All right. Winston didn't spare any pennies with this box of wood.

 Perlmutter : we have a real casket that's been sealed for 10 years,

 Perlmutter : When I crack this open, expect the foulest of foul stenches.

 Castle : Is the body missing or did you just pull off an awesome magic trick?

 Castle : How do these people manage to stay one step ahead of us?

 Thirteen : You should know that being bummed isn't necessarily a pathology.

 Thirteen : But if you can't feel pleasure, what's with the cocaine?

 House : You and your daughter have Familial Mediterranean Fever.

 House : It's a genetic disease contracted by people of Mediterranean descent.

 House : Causes anhedonia, seizures, kidney failure, even lactose intolerance.

 House : Kid couldn't get happy, but she could get stressed by Daddy dying.

chances are the answers you're looking for probably aren't in that file.

 Beckett : Well, the detective that was working her case, Raglan,

 Montgomery : Old notebooks, journals, diaries? Cassette recordings?

 Beckett : Yes, sir. Tons of times. But I haven't found anything that seems relevant.

 Montgomery : Well, keep looking. You never know when something might turn up.

 Beckett : He made that recording of Bracken, the one that Smith has been looking for.

 Callie : - You're all alone. Where's your family? - Eating. They like to eat.

 Callie : - They're being thorough. - Or there are complications.

Wait. There's two sets of nozzles! Which one is it? Which one is it?

 Rachel : No, I mean with us, you know? I mean, is it supposed to be this...

 Castle : It's kind of odd, taking the trouble to freeze a body and then dumping it.

 Castle : A killer who freezes a body is a keeper. He wants a souvenir.

Get a close-up of her face. I want to run her through Missing Persons.

 Castle : where you plug the photo into a facial-recognition database?

 Beckett : Welcome to the department's official facial-recognition database.

Maybe you could download an app on that phone of yours. You could just...

 Esposito : He's a couple steps behind her 'cause he gets a call on his cell phone.

 Esposito : She turns a corner just a few seconds before he does.

 Esposito : And when he comes around, she's gone. Street's totally empty.

 Esposito : In a matter of three feet, she literally just disappeared.

the next you're fighting off Sleestaks on the far side of the dimensional rift.

 Vogler : Is Dr. House claiming that I'm forcing him to get rid of one of you?

 Vogler : I'll do whatever I can to ease the transition for whoever he chooses.

 Cameron : If you're feeling guilty about your decision, there is an easy solution. - I don't feel guilty.

 Vogler : I don't feel guilty. That doesn't mean I don't feel bad.

 Vogler : that if there's anything I can do for you, my door's open.

You're lookin' for info? Thought you already had House all figured out.

 Wilson : But it's completely benign. There's no sign of cancer at all.

 Wilson : I've already spoken with Dr. Bergin, and he's available first thing in the morning.

 House : No, crazy is hanging out in the park all day talking to pigeons.

 Wilson : No, she surgically removed her fingerprints to cover her pathetic lie.

 House : It's twisted and manipulative. I get that. But it's also

 Foreman : So the surgeon got the whole tumor, and it was benign.

 Foreman [exchanging A Glance With Margo.] : We believe all your wife's symptoms will go away now.

 Leonard : Seriously? You don't even have a change of clothes or a toothbrush.

 Leonard : Okay, I know you're upset and there's a lot of stuff going on,

 Leonard : but it's nothing we can't work out. Come on, let's get you home.

 Sheldon : No. I've reached my breaking point. I need to leave. Now.

 Leonard : and your best decision is to ride the rails like a hobo?

 Sheldon : And I refuse to carry my laptop at the end of a stick.

He could be a rap.. He could be a rapist or a killer or something.

 Ross : but I have an idea that may make you wanna stay married.

 Ryan : Yeah, it looks like the shot came from the hotel across the street.

 Ryan : Uniforms are canvassing for Barber, but so far, nothing.

 Castle : I don't understand, how did he even know you and Vaughn were here?

 Ryan : Hey, Beckett, I hate to do this to you, but I need to take your statement.

 Castle : then the bullet would have gone right through his head.

 Castle : and then he stumbled at just the right moment to avoid being shot

Come on! What are you doing? I thought we were the Patch Sisters.

 Rachel : If you started smoking again, you could have at least told me.

 Kim : That's why we didn't tell you, and we won't drag you down.

 Kim : Go on, get out of here. I don't want you breathing this stuff.

 Tucker : Melissa and Emily went downstairs to get some breakfast.

 Wilson : No. It means the chemo from your first round of treatment

 Phoebe : ...to remind us that even though it's Christmas, people still die.

 Rachel : You may need to use this year to teach Ben about Phoebe.

 Foreman : Lucid and responsive, stable fracture, right humerus.

 House : or are you just happy to have a tiny, pill-shaped penis?

 Cuddy : Foreman and your team can handle the crane operator for now.

 House : Wilson was just in there. These guys know what I'm talking about.

CAMERON : That's his third REM cycle and his breathing's completely normal.

 Cameron : There's obviously nothing wrong with his sleep pattern.

CHASE : If it's not the uranium, it's got to be some other sort of toxin.

 Cameron : You really think there's something wrong, or you just want Foreman to be wrong?

 Cameron : If you really think it's a toxin, you can do a liver biopsy in the morning.

 Chase : If we don't monitor the whole test, House won't accept the results.

 Cameron : You're the one that thought there was something wrong.

 Castle : You can tell he was pushed? I didn't say he was pushed.

 Lanie : Michael Bailey was poisoned with a lethal dose of Colchicine.

 Castle : Which is 45 minutes before Holly said she met him at Wilmer's Bar.

 Castle : Speaking of sweet, who's your date for Ryan's wedding?

 Lanie : I ran a DNA test just to confirm that Superman here had sex before dying.

 Ryan : Oh, and you should know that our ME has been able to determine

I can't believe we're not gonna spend the rest of our lives together.

 Chandler : I say, you have to give your divorce another chance!

 Wilson : There's a reason we don't give multiple courses of corticosteroids.

 Wilson : She didn't want to be an incubator for a dead baby, but that's what you've done.

 Cuddy : She's dying faster than the baby's lungs are developing.

 Amy : We emailed back and forth a bit, and we kind of hit it off.

 Raj : Your words fall like acid rain on the wounded petals of my heart.

 Sheldon : And the first woman you ever disappointed sexually. Bada-buzzinga!

 Raj : Oh, yeah. And then there was the time when Leonard and I took Howard to Las Vegas...

Of all the "Howard humping hooker" stories, that one's my favorite.

 Raj : Oh, what about that tubby girl in the Sailor Moon costume at Comic-Con?

 Howard : The only thing we need to do is make this Kim kid lose his focus.

 Howard : The one thing that can completely derail a world-class mind.

 Howard : ...and my grade point average fell from a 5.0 to a 1.8.

 Howard : No, I just wasted a lot of time thinking about what it would be like if she did.

 Sheldon entering : I've decided that if the three of you drop whatever you're working on and join me...

 Sheldon entering : ...we could lick cold fusion in less than a decade, 12 years tops.

A couple things. Now that she eats solid food, she poops around the clock.

 Rachel : And watch out for your hair because she likes to grab it.

 Rachel : She's also in this phase where if you leave the room, she screams, but....

Would you tell Dr. Cuddy there's a patient in Exam Room Two needs her attention?

 House : Let's leave it a couple of weeks. He should be feeling better by then. Oh, wait. Which way does time go?

 Cameron : He crashed during prep. He's also experiencing pain in his fingers.

 Cameron : I think we should double his dosage of G-CSF to temporarily boost his white blood cell count.

Interesting fact. Every seven years, it's a whole new you. Inspiring metaphor, huh?

 Chase : Dr. House, this is a clean room. Yeah. I read the sign.

 House : But cells of different organs reproduce at different rates.

 Monica : - Okay, what if the person who adopts the other one is horrible?

I don't care if it's two babies. I don't care if it's three babies!

I don't care if the entire cast of "Eight is Enough" comes out of there!

 Phoebe : Or we could use it to call China, see how those guys are doing.

So bad! But I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't ask you to do anything!

-I'm just testing you! -Well, that's the end of this conversation!

 Phoebe : Now this is just a loan, okay? I'm gonna want him back.

 Chase : He does have a fever, fungal rash, cough, and elevated bilirubin.

 Adams : Patient's got a mysterious girlfriend he really wants to see.

 Adams : She's unreachable by phone, and the neighbor's never even seen her.

 House to The Hooker Playing With The Cards : What do you think? He's gay.

 Adams : I think he's a junkie. The girlfriend is a fix. If the guy's inhaling glue...

 Adams : Well, thank you, ladies. I've seen a lot of very talented candidates.

 Chase : It's good you're playing it cool with House. Once he gets a rise out of someone...

 Adams : I'm not crazy about the whole hooker thing, but I get it.

Other than the fact that ifs exploitative and dangerous for women,

 Adams : you get what you need without any of the emotional baggage.

 Adams : I've been volunteering at the Trenton Free Clinic. Keeps me busy.

I saw you with her on the subway and now she's asleep on the couch!

 Danny's Sister : -I thought I heard you. -Hey, great, you're up.

 House : If the mitral valve had been properly fixed the kidney should be getting better,

 House : which leads us to the conclusion that you screwed up the procedure.

 Cameron : it probably wasn't the cause of the kidneys or the stroke.

 Cameron : The fetus is basically a parasite stealing nutrients, minerals, blood.

 Chase : Tiny particles of cholesterol rain down, clog up the small vessels of the kidneys.

 House : You know what would be even better? If we'd narrow it all the way down to one.

 Chase : The body only has so many ways of screwing with the kidneys.

 Cuddy : but it doesn't explain why I'm not curled up in a ball, weeping in shame.

 Melanie : Does that mean if Jackson has SLE, or whatever that other thing was,

 Joseph : You'll need to tell him the testosterone blocker is something else.

 Thirteen : Or maybe this is a good opportunity to tell him the truth.

 Dr. Franzblau : -How's my favorite parenting team? -Dr. Franzblau.

 Dr. Franzblau : I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start.

But I made up names for the way my hand looks while I'm doing them.

 Joey : I saw the board, I went to the audition, I got the part!

 Sheldon : And she would entertain me with stories about growing up in Oklahoma.

 Sheldon : You know, she once killed a prairie dog with a gravy boat.

 Howard : Oh, by the way, the little marks that look like water spots...

 Howard : Here is a black light to check them. For your own peace of mind...

 House : Which is weird because I have no genetic connection to her.

 House : Good point. How could I comprehend that you're too despised

 House : What if you're all right? Low platelets, plus low red count,

 House : Don't tell me. Mom and Dad were at each other's throats,

 Adams : Sorry to mess with your world view, but I'm not messed up.

 Ted : How have you lived here so long and never been to the top?

 Barney : I mean, I was in a subway with a high-priced call girl...

 Ted : That's war games, and there's not even a sex scene in it.

 Chandler : ...have motivation to go after a job you really want.

 Rachel : I mean, I would give anything to work for a designer, you know, or a buyer.

Yeah, that'd be much worse than being 28 and still working here.

 Gunther : Remind me to review with you which pot is decaf and which is regular.

I don't care. I don't care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf.

 Beckett : but they're hoping to have an ID on the car by morning.

 Ryan : Clara's colleagues don't remember her mentioning any explicit threat.

 Esposito : But if we're looking for people whose lives were ruined,

 Esposito : bank accounts that were seized, businesses that were shut down,

 Raj by text : The romance, the gowns, it's like a fairy tale come to life.

 Derek : You walk away when you want, you come back when you want.

So I'm asking you, if you don't see a future for us, if you're not in this...

 Meredith : I really need to make sure she gets down that aisle.

...I'm an 87-year-old woman who's afraid of her VCR. You thirsty?

 Monica : Someone asks you in for lemonade and to you that means they want to have sex?

 Leonard : Look, here's the thing you need to understand about Sheldon : 

 Amy : I guess I should have known what I was getting myself into.

 Leonard : That's like getting your first pet and having it be--

 Penny : you're right there to make me feel even worse about it.

 Leonard : Once I saw him sit on a bunch of loose change and add it up.

 Bernadette : Howie bought him a Buzz Aldrin bobble head and astronaut ice cream.

 Bernadette : I told Howie if I wasn't busy, I'd spend the night at his mom's.

 Raj : Welcome to another classic Koothrappali murder mystery dinner.

 Raj : You're a suspect in the mysterious murder of Stuart Bloom.

 Jerome : free food, some entertainment, maybe later I get lucky.

 Jerome : My wife raises my hand and says, "Go up there. It'll be fun." So I do.

Drake says, "Stand across from me and think good thoughts." So I do.

 Jerome : He looks at me, concentrates, puts his fingers on my forehead

 Jerome : Yeah. But I was trying not to. 'Cause here's the kicker...

 Jerome : My father-in-law fired me and Rita won't even talk to me

 Beckett : Where were you last night between 12 : 00 and 2 : 00?

 Beckett : Jerome, we have a witness who says you went to his shop,

 Jerome : No, I didn't go anywhere last night except for O'Lannahan's

 Jerome : Because thanks to Zalman Drake, I no longer have a wife,

 Martha : Richard is completely obsessed. And I am concerned about him.

 Martha : He must have had a very good reason for wanting to do that.

 Esposito : and we need her authorization for more officers down here.

 Castle : I'd love to, but I'm a little busy with my thriving PI business.

 Castle : But since you're desperate, I'll rearrange my hectic schedule

 Ryan : No. Renovations aren't scheduled to begin until next week.

 Lanie Parish : Maybe 45 degrees, which means they probably all were shot from up there.

 Amber Volakis : Why do you have to believe I have an ulterior motive?

For the same reason I believe a crack whore is going to have sex for crack.

 Greg House : Normal platelet count rules out DIC. Good try, though.

 Monica : with a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with fresh flowers.

And comment cards so people could tell us how great their stay was.

 Chandler : I was thinking maybe... maybe it could be a game room.

 Chandler : You can buy old arcade games, like Space Invaders and Asteroids...

"What an interesting idea. Let's discuss it before we reject it."

 Howard : Gentlemen, I am now about to send a signal from this laptop through our local ISP...

...racing down fiber-optic cable at the speed of light to San Francisco...

 Howard : ...bouncing off a satellite in geosynchronous orbit to Lisbon, Portugal.

 Howard : Data packets will be handed off to submerged transatlantic cables...

 Howard : ...and transferred across the continent via microwave relays back to our ISP...

l think the Reverend Hofstadter is making an ironic connection...

 Sheldon : ...and your rejection of his proposal in the bedroom.

"Bernadette, I wanna thank you for allowing me to be your maid of honor.

 Leonard : ...you are lucky enough to be best friends who love each other.

 Leonard : And that's the strongest kind of love, because at its core...

 Leonard : Qualities that are hard to find in people these days.

 Rachel : Fancy soap? I thought we were saving that for the pope.

-You're breaking up with T ony? -He's sweet, but it's not fun anymore.

 Phoebe : I don't know if it's me or his hunger strike, I don't know.

 Castle : Unless she was drinking mead and eating with her fingers.

 Naomi : Showing up at my place at all hours of the night, lame excuses.

 Naomi : No. But whoever she was, she brought out his dark side.

 Woman : on the shocking death of Hollywood megastar Zane Cannon,

 News Presenter : that leading the investigation into the star's murder

 News Presenter : is none other than acclaimed mystery writer Richard Castle,

 Esposito : But we do have a lead on this mystery woman that Zane was seeing.

 Esposito : I don't know yet. I'm still waiting for the driver to call me back.

 Phoebe : You said I could sing at your wedding, so I need a small deposit.

 House : Hike it down then. You're wearing a black bra. Let's see the underwear.

 House : Foreman, she's not wearing any underwear. You used to be more fun.

 Foreman : When she stops wearing clothes, then we can drop the medical stuff.

 Surgeon : Lacerations in his digestive tract and his spleen is shredded.

 Foreman : His cath was clean and echo showed no structural abnormalities.

 Cameron : Fatigue, night sweats, weight loss preceded the heart attack.

Eighteen-year-old kid's suddenly an orphan and a single father of two.

 Foreman : Kid's been hanging over a toilet despite antiemetic therapy.

Probably caught an intestinal virus from one of those feral kids running around.

 Chase : which leads to an arrhythmia, which leads to the heart attack.

 Foreman : This isn't a game, House. No, it's not. But it could be.

 House : unless I take off your floaties and throw you into shark-infested waters?

 Cameron : You can't know what's wrong after a 30-second perusal of his file.

 House : Apparently, you can't. Now, what's a game without rules?

l started to realize that l was having feelings for someone else.

-Can't you throw him in the pool later? -Or we could throw you both in now.

 Ross : ...and most importantly, you will have to catch us first.

-l just have two more points to beat him. -Monica, that was also true an hour ago!

 Chandler : Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable!

He doesn't want us to go to any trouble. He'll be excited when we surprise him.

 Phoebe : Listen, this weekend we're all gonna go to Las Vegas to surprise Joey!

 Phoebe : Of course you can take a couple days off, because this trip includes me!

 Leonard : And for those of you who were popular in high school,

 Tech Support Voice : All our technicians are busy helping other customers.

You've done a wonderful job with this party, Chandler. Everything's so lovely.

 Ian Busch : Last Monday, she didn't show up at the studio for a session.

 Ian Busch : - Anything she could sell. We figured... - She'd relapsed.

 Bree Busch : We tried calling her, but her cell phone was disconnected.

 Bree Busch : It, you know... It wasn't like her to just disappear.

 Ian Busch : Wherever she is, she probably has a needle in her arm.

 Ian Busch : When Hayley got out of rehab, all she could talk about was saving Sky.

 Bree Busch : Not that Sky wanted saving, after what Hayley did to her.

 Esposito : A neighbor saw him leaving with a backpack this morning.

 Esposito : He also charged a bus ticket at Port Authority this morning.

 Lanie : The man is sick, and he's getting sicker with flu-like symptoms.

 Jared : Once I hear that she's in international airspace, I'll surrender.

 Esposito : He gets distracted when he puffs on his inhaler. Next puff, we go.

 Jared : Look, those are my conditions. Once I hear from Erin that she's free,

 Sheldon : My list of marine-themed pilgrim facts is pretty short.

 Emily : Are you and I close enough for me to say that's creepy?

 Bernadette : We are, and I believe the word you're looking for is... yech!

 House : If she goes off the pill, the tumor goes away on its own.

 House : If we do the surgery maybe we'll kill her on the table.

 Cuddy : Or we can forget the surgery, let the tumor grow, and kill her.

 House : Why don't you take it up with Stacy, see which option minimizes your risk?

But if you go against the patient's wishes, you're calling her a liar.

Slowly growing over the years and pressing against her spinal column.

 Foreman : And if untreated, eventually leads to paralysis and death.

 Taub : We find it and remove it. She should be able to regain full function.

I was talking to Chase, but I was just looking at you to screw with you.

 Ryan : Do you have any idea what Dave was doing at the church last night?

 Arguello : Dave was one of the greatest novelists of the last 50 years.

 Alexis : Mine, too. Remember, I wrote that paper about him in eighth grade.

 Jared : I was trying to find the best spot to take my stand for Erin.

The seminar and the opera, were those White Knight's ideas, too?

 Castle : Okay, that is not how I imagined that conversation would go.

 Beckett : Which means this all connects to Paul Reeves' investigation

 Beckett : turned his asthma inhaler into a virus-delivery system.

 Beckett : The answer's gotta be connected to this lab that Paul was investigating.

 Beckett : Which is why they had samples of H5N1 in the first place.

 Castle : Paul was looking into production orders of the vaccines.

 Foreman : Liver biopsy only revealed non-specific inflammation.

 House : And your nickname all the way up through high school wasn't Erica.

 Marcus : With the understanding that my brother still had his sense of humor

 House : Would also be accompanied by a significant decrease in muscle power.

 Beckett : No, Sheriff. She was already dead. You just didn't know it yet.

 Beckett : Guys like him, things only make sense if they fit in a box,

 Esposito : Yeah. Homeless guy. A couple of bucks jogged his memory.

 Beckett : A witness saw someone driving one of your yellow trucks

 Castle : Ouch. Wow. Maybe you should have tried denying it first.

 Beckett : - You didn't kill her, right? - That's right. I found her.

 Gates : Apparently you had quite the interview in DC this morning.

 Beckett : - Look, sir, it was... - I just want to tell you that...

 Gates : Kate, this is the kind of work you were meant to be doing.

 Gates : You'd be on the national stage, utilizing all your talents.

 Gates : This is an incredible opportunity. I would've killed to have a shot at

 Foreman : Heavy metal poisoning could cause vision changes, particularly thallium.

 Chase : Yes, his age is the reason it's weird that a man has menopause.

 House : Blue vision isn't a symptom. It's a side effect of Viagra.

 House : I don't care how sick he is. Trust me, he still thinks he's got a shot.

 House : Menopause causes temperature swings, limpness, limpness causes pills,

When it comes back positive, pump him full of testosterone and send him home.

 Esposito : So, you finally get the courage to do it there, Rocco?

 Rocco : Dude, come on. I was mad! I was just blowing off steam.

 Esposito : You threatened a guy. Then he turns up dead. Do the math.

 Rocco : Passed them along to the buyer like they were the real thing.

 Beckett : So, he's the one who talked to Fink an hour before he was murdered.

 Beckett : Maybe he figured out Fink was selling fakes and decided to get even.

 Ryan : So, I checked all the photo IDs of all of Fink's clients and artists.

 Ryan : Aside from a minor head bump, J's got a clean bill of health.

 Beckett : You know, why don't you guys grab J, take him down to the crime scene.

 Beckett : Tell him to meet you down there, with every file he has on Bahir Harun.

 Monica : I'm sorry. But not that sorry, because you don't have to live with it.

 Monica : - You need to give him money. - Give him money? It was a joke!

 Monica : No. To get a table. Places like this are always shaking you down.

 Chandler : - I'll slip him some money. - But you've got to be smooth about it.

The MG vacuums her blood, neutralizes the stuff that's making her twitch.

 House : - Yeah. Write that on the insert. - Get one of your lackeys to do it.

 House : I can't ask Wilson, because he figures it's all in my head.

 Raj : If you do not stop hitting on my lady, you will feel the full extent of my wrath.

 Lalita : The only reason I came tonight was to get my parents off my case.

That's the kind of spirit with which Princess Panchali led the monkeys to freedom.

I'll tell you what happened. I just learned how to pick up Indian chicks.

 Evan : He wanted to use it to obtain something he couldn't earn on his own.

 Evan : They seemed to like his offer. I was just looking for some leverage.

But, well, now it's pretty clear he was using it to blackmail someone else.

 Beckett : It's not the tape. It's the girl. I need a shot of her face.

 Ryan : Yeah, we took her statement that night. She said she didn't know Beau.

 Audrey : But he got weirder the more he ate. He's, like, obsessed.

You'll open my chest, take my heart and replace it with another.

 Izzie : You're getting a new heart today. Keep thinking of that.

...and I'll bet you dollars to donuts that this one doesn't have them.

 Sheldon : To paraphrase T.S. Eliot, this is the way the world ends.

 Leonard : ...and your haircut is number three on that poster from 1946.

 Sheldon : But if I come out of this looking like a dork, it's on you.

 Leonard : When you tell this story later, the word we usually use is "quirky."

 Adams : It's only fair that a woman should hold the other position of authority.

 Park : Yeah, let's go affirmative action on this, because then I'll definitely win.

 Taub : This is what House wants. Wind us up and watch us fight over an empty title.

 Taub : Which would make us extra stupid because of what we've just been through.

 Joe : So if these proteins are in my spinal fluid, that means I have MS.

 Joe : To be honest, at the moment I'm feeling a little more worried

 Joe : I went through this big life change, and it felt really meaningful,

 Adams : It got you to re-evaluate. Now you know what's important.

It's a good thing I didn't do it, it sounds like a very expensive wedding.

 Ross : Even if the sidecar had a windscreen to protect your hair?

And what you said about Nana? Yeah, she really would've wanted to be there.

 Sheldon : keeping in mind that the key to a good lie lies in the details.

If you need money, it's a bad time. I'm buying 128 dinners tomorrow.

 Alex : Insert a chest tube to drain the blood, then re-inflate your lung.

 Howard : So bottom line, I'm just a bought-and-paid-for sex toy.

 Howard's Mother voice : What kind of sex are you having up there?

 Chandler : I could use that. I could say, "Your love sends me to the moon."

You can say, "Your love lets me orbit the moon twice and return safely."

 Jack : that I couldn't be the man you and Daisy needed me to be.

 Masters : We are going to take some fluid samples from your ear and your lung.

 Howard : Oh, wow, where do I even start? l got to experience zero gravity.

 Howard : You get in this plane that goes almost straight up for like 20 seconds...

 Howard : ...and then straight back down like it's gonna crash...

 Howard : ...and they do it over and over again, no matter how many times you throw up.

 Cuddy : which means he has to stay on the premises at all times

 Cuddy : or else the hospital technically isn't a level-one trauma center.

 House : But I must have solitude to focus my creative energies.

 House : all the puppies in the world will choke to death on all the babies?

 Chase : and then Nichols just took off for his daughter's wedding.

 House : Which would matter if you actually had to do some neurosurgery.

 Cameron : I'd rather communicate with Chase by communicating with Chase.

 Foreman : The steroids ought to get him breathing normally again.

Could be inflammation of the blood vessels. Vasculitis? That wouldn't give you an elevated eosinophil count.

 House : causing the asthma, rash and heart problems... covers all her symptoms.

 Cameron : Yeah. Untreated, only 33% of patients survive past a year.

 Cameron : Treated... five years. Then I definitely suggest treatment.

 Foreman : If it was any other attending doctor, I'd say that he made a mistake...

 House : Order a chest C.T. and start the sister on prednisone... 40 milligrams T.I.D. - The sister?

 House : Oh, didn't I mention? The patient's a nun... Sister Augustine.

 Chase : Was never gonna be ready when something real came along.

 Foreman : Since I say nothing gets to me and you won't take me at my word,

 House : If that doesn't work, put him on dialysis for toxic inhalation.

 House : I said force diuresis and try dialysis. You need a transcript?

You wanna put him on dialysis, risk infection and hemodynamic swings,

 House : If we chelate, we're not gonna know what disease he had,

 House : which, for the purposes of a metaphorical argument, is very important.

 Foreman opens His Mouth To Argue, Then Thinks Better Of It : Pointless to argue. He's the boss, he needs his puzzle solved.

 Foreman opens His Mouth To Argue, Then Thinks Better Of It : Why bang our heads against a wall?

 House entering The Elevator : When you're done with the patient,

 House entering The Elevator : treat Foreman by banging his head against a wall.

 House : Judging by the scratches on your hands, I'm guessing a new cat.

 Foreman : You always tell us our opinion of the patient's irrelevant.

 House : Medically, it's irrelevant. It says something about you.

You figure anybody who gives a crap about people in Africa must be full of it?

 House : There's an evolutionary imperative why we give a crap about our family and friends.

 House : And there's an evolutionary imperative why we don't give a crap about anybody else.

 House : If we loved all people indiscriminately, we couldn't function.

Have you guys eaten? Richard and I just finished, and we've got leftovers.

One of these times, you'll really be naked and we won't come over.

 Chandler : Ross can't go, so it's between my friend Eric Prower, who has breath issues...

 Chandler : ...and Dan, with the poking. "Did you see that play?"

 Mona : And I was worried that it was going to be uncomfortable.

But I heard that you held your own. You have to tell me how you did that.

 Rachel : He was possessive, he was jealous. He could never just let the little things go.

 Marshall : I've known for a long time that I'm gonna marry that girl.

 George : Hi. This is George O'Malley calling. You gave me your phone number.

 George : I know I should have called sooner, but I'm calling now.

And I just want to know... maybe you want to go out with me sometime?

 Addison : - I'm sorry to hear about your patient. - Thank you, Addison.

 Ryan : It's a tea import company not far from where Jade was killed.

I asked her boyfriend. He didn't know anything about it. Yes, Castle?

 Ryan : Why would Jade be calling a tea import company every night?

I wouldn't want you to cancel your plans with Carly and the goddess.

 Castle : We really have no idea what's behind that door. There's only three of us.

 Izzie : Maybe you're wrong all the time, maybe she's just insecure.

 George : she thinks you have feelings for me and that's the problem.

 Alex : Dr. Montgomery sewed your cervix up tight, nothings coming out of there.

You had some brilliant insights in here. But if we'll make this work...

...you need to buckle down and focus. - Yeah, I'll do what I can.

 Sheldon : But it's not going to be easy because when I'm with Amy...

If he has a vascular disorder,he might not have that-- he might not have ten minutes?

 Patient 1 : I used metamucil like the doctor told me and finally I was able to use the bathroom.

 Patient 1 : But I saw something in the toilet I couldn't identify.

 Cameron : That means you're suffering from cluster headaches, which means hopefully...

 Nate : Hey, hey, hey, you can't get me stoned, then not close the deal.

 Ross : ...and because of me, you guys aren't gonna be together?

Every time we eat here, your mom refuses to let me help with the dishes.

 Howard : She likes doing them by herself so she can lick the plates with no one looking.

 Bernadette : I don't understand why you keep your stuff here when there's room at home.

 Howard : All I have here is a few sweaters, books, bank stuff...

 Howard : ...computers, mail, collectibles, medicine and my electric body groomer.

 Howard : Oh. Got this at the Goodwill store for 50 cents. Can you believe it? Heh.

- Why don't we spend the night here? - Because we don't live here.

 Bernadette : ...you were gonna move into my apartment, but half the time we stay here.

 Castle : will create a very specific length, not unlike a typographical fingerprint.

 Beckett : we might be able to figure out what it means from the words around it.

 Beckett : The last page seems to have the largest concentration.

 Beckett : But there's not enough context to piece this thing together.

 Richmond : If I can access it, I might be able to get that audio.

 Beckett : We played by the rules. And that's what they gave us.

 Beckett : Castle, it's your mom. What do you want me to tell her?

 Leonard on phone : Is there any kind of discount for length of marriage?

 [Flashback - The apartment- Lily/Marshall - They quarrel]Ted voice off : Lily always peels labels off

 [Flashback - The apartment- Lily/Marshall - They quarrel]Ted voice off : The bottle when she's feeling guilty.

 [Flashback - The apartment- Lily/Marshall - They quarrel]Ted voice off : Oh, man, she must have done something bad.

 [Flashback - The apartment- Lily/Marshall - They quarrel]Ted voice off : Which means marshall must have been really angry,

 [Flashback - The apartment- Lily/Marshall - They quarrel]Ted voice off : And when marshall gets really angry...

 [Flashback - The apartment- Lily/Marshall - They quarrel]Ted voice off : He eats.

The lab reports show that your daughter had heroin in her system.

 Foreman : The danger is that if the drugs are masking some other illness,

 Foreman : it could worsen before we've weaned her off the heroin.

 Foreman : The process is dangerous because we have to induce a coma.

 Foreman : It also means that if she ever relapses, there's a good chance she'll overdose

 Foreman : There are certain risks. We've gone over them with your father.

 Sheldon : Penny, have you been recording shows on our DVR again?

Uh, maybe we were hacked. The Chinese have been hacking everything lately.

Why would the Chinese make our DVR record Paul Blart : Mall Cop?

...why don't you get rid of stuff you've already watched? Like Alphas.

 Arlene : All I know is, when you and your sister were growing up

 Wilson : Actually, the whole sugar-makes-kids-hyperactive thing is a myth.

 Arlene still Glaring At Him : I didn't read any studies, I just raised children.

 Arlene still Glaring At Him : How are you supposed to keep up with what she eats all day?

 House : the clothes of a merchant or the attitude of an ex-con.

 Cuddy : It's for the nurses' holiday bonus. I know you got the memo.

 Taub : and Thirteen's in the lab trying to figure out what the guy put in the drugs.

 House : describing their cooperation with absolutely no attitude or fear.

 Kutner : It will take a few more hours to cycle all your blood through the machine.

 Kutner : Most of the drugs should be out of your system by now.

 Castle : He was a war correspondent, an investigative reporter.

 Walt Shaw : When I became editor of the paper, he was my first hire.

 Walt Shaw : Not for years. He'd been out of the game for a while.

 Walt Shaw : After that, he finally gave in to his love affair with the bottle.

 Walt Shaw : He did the occasional human interest story for our lifestyle section.

 Walt Shaw : The pizza wars. You know, those Authentic Amazing Terrific guys

He called a few days ago and said it was much bigger than I thought.

 Beckett : And let's also run background checks on all of their employees.

 Castle : This whole time, she remembered and she didn't say anything

 Castle : because she was embarrassed because she doesn't feel the same way.

 Martha : Back? Why on Earth would you go back knowing how she feels?

 Martha : Richard, love is not a switch. You can't just turn it off.

 Martha : You can't work side by side with her and not feel anything.

 Saya : Thank you, Detective, for helping bring my family's killer to justice.

 Beckett : Well, thank you for protecting the people that I care about.

 Saya : It is a replica of the one that was used to kill my parents.

 Castle : So, the place we found it, I'm guessing that wasn't the killer's lair.

 Saya : I took this from you because I thought I would need it to avenge Jade.

 CRISTINA : - of your strength and dexterity back. - Really? How?

 MEREDITH V.O. : The reality is that pain is there to tell us something.

 MEREDITH V.O. : Maybe some fantasies are only supposed to live in our dreams.

 Mccord : Check the military databases first. This guy's had training.

 Richmond : Driver was Jack Bronson, 35. Recently retired Marine Force Recon.

 Richmond : he worked black ops specializing in forward position infiltration.

 House : Well, have fun explaining that to her itsy-bitsy grieving mother.

 Cameron : What if we sacrifice this girl and House still goes to jail?

 Barney : This would still be the greatest thing to happen all week.

 Terry : I've decided to pay a professional musician to play here on Sundays.

 Terry : Her name is Stephanie something. She's supposed to be very good.

 Sheldon : The Transformers teach us that things are not always what they appear to be.

 Bailey : Mr. And Mrs. Glass, I understand how difficult this is.

 Bailey : You're going to have to make a decision as to how you want to proceed.

The paralysis is moving quickly, and nothing in the MRI to explain it.

- Has Tommy been under stress lately? - You know what's making me stressed?

 Meredith : Maybe there is no physiological reason, and he's having a conversion reaction.

 Amy : it might be a good time to tell her that we're living together.

 Rachel : I know, it's ridiculous. I can't see you, either. All right.

 Leonard : The blunt instrument that will be the focus of my murder trial?

 Sheldon : Now, where it should say "in a relationship," what does it say?

 Sheldon : ...earlier this evening, she threw a digital sheep at some guy named Mike.

 Sheldon : Who's Mike? Why does he get a digital sheep and not you?

 Leonard : It's just her Facebook page, and we've only been going out a couple of weeks.

 Rachel : If we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.

 Alexis : By the time you were my age, you'd already published your first book

 Castle : And whatever you become, there is no question in my mind,

 Izzie : but I'm guessing you didn't realize it turns urine blue.

 Kalpana : I didn't do this to myself. You have to believe me. I'm sick.

 Kalpana : - I have something... - No. You're just deceiving yourself.

 Burke interrupts : Manufacturing things that really aren't there, seeing only what you want to see.

 Burke interrupts : Wasting our time, our resources, and throwing away your own life.

 Addison : Dr. Bailey, his intestines are cyanotic. There's no blood circulating.

 Bailey : It's been shunted to his brain where he needs it. You call those compressions?

 Addison : It's been ten minutes since we had a perfusing rhythm.

 Monica : Pete, the other day when you said you needed to talk...

 Ryan : Neighbors were out, which is probably why no one heard the shot,

 Perlmutter : Neither was the victim. Not with pearly whites like these.

 Beckett : Our killer was lying in wait. Which means, this was premeditated.

 Castle : Because I'm no longer Richard Castle, ordinary citizen.

 Castle : I took an online course. Finished last night. Are you surprised?

AII I wanted to do was help you try to figure out what to do with your life.

I don't need you to help me. I already know what I'm gonna do with my life.

 Ryan : Parking violations. When the attendant went to look for the VIN number,

 Castle : Six parking tickets and a tow sticker, and no one bothers to look inside?

 Castle : You'd think someone would try to at least look inside.

 Esposito : According to the business cards in his wallet, he's a plastic surgeon.

- Car's also registered to him as well. - Any money in the wallet?

 Castle : Plastic bag and duct tape. Not a very efficient way to kill someone.

 Beckett : No, but it's very personal. All right, find and notify next of kin.

 Esposito : That bag's pretty thin. Why wouldn't he just rip it off?

 Lanie : That's only half the story. His fingernails were removed.

 Lanie : And each finger presents signs of having been broken pre-mortem.

 Lanie : If I had to guess, I'd say our doctor was tortured before he was killed.

I understand there are some concerns about my judgment. Since Denny.

So you think it's just gossip? Not actual concern about me as a doctor?

Can't focus on anything but torts and real property, constitutional law.

 MEREDITH : We do now. Sloan changed the burn protocol last week.

 GRETCHEN : I was about to start a practice test. I wanted some tea.

 GRETCHEN : So I put on a pot of water and hit the timer, and just forgot.

 GRETCHEN : and the smoke alarm was blaring and, well, you know the rest.

 MEREDITH : - You're going to be a lawyer? - I have to pass the Bar exam.

 DEREK : Four sisters and not one brother. And you wonder why I don't call.

 Beckett : and an old high school buddy who'd been in and out of jail for years.

But you needed to get the Maitlans out of town for a couple of days first.

 Castle : Tell him he could finally afford that scuba shop he always wanted?

 Mrs Kopek : - Stan, what did you do? - Nothing. Nothing. I don't know...

 Castle : We have a witness, Mr. Kopek. The squatter you tried to kill

 Castle : identified you from a photo array less than an hour ago.

 Mr Kopek : Doug, he just... He wouldn't listen. I didn't mean...

 Mr Kopek : Anton, he came after me. That was self-defense. I'm not a killer.

 Mr Kopek : It just got out of hand. Things just spun out of control.

 Mickey Carlson : And you guys thought I made the whole thing up.

 Beckett : Neither. For your cooperation in the apprehension of Stan Kopek,

 Beckett : the ADA has agreed to a deal. Five years probation for all your sins.

 Carlson : I won't. Hey, thanks for everything. Really, thank you.

Oh, man, I can't wait to go home, and just slip into a warm bath and...

 Castle : We left the restaurant before I had a chance to finish my entree.

Yeah, well, it wouldn't have mattered if you did. The portions there were tiny.

 House : True. Must be somebody's job to stop me from being reckless and irresponsible.

 House : Some people thought you were going to be brutal, marking your territory.

 House : Just because I call him nobody, doesn't make me a racist.

 Cameron : If you come to me with a request, and it makes medical sense, I'll say yes.

 House : I'm pretty sure biological imperative qualifies as medical sense.

 House : He chews everything. I was missing a file. Found paper in his stool.

 Cameron : Nick's starting to deteriorate fast. He's got bruising all over his arms.

 House : Did I mention my concerns about four being less than six?

 House : Of course, that time, it was only fatal to their marriage.

 Wilson : It's either that, or we start randomly testing Matty for infections.

 House : Do it alphabetically. We're not doing that damn transplant.

 Leonard : Oh, of course, because I'm the only adult around here.

 Meredith : ...or IV narcotics could all cause valve disease, sir.

 Meredith : - She's high, Dr. Burke. - She's in love. She's happy.

 Burke sighs : Run a tox screen. But Naomi doesn't strike me as a liar.

Well, he's in shock. He lost his fingers and his only remaining habit in one day.

 CRISTINA : Barely back on her feet and you've got her calling you McDreamy again.

I was telling the patient the truth. You might want to try it sometime.

 David : This is an amazing woman, Leonard. She has a curious and agile mind.

 David : Not to mention being curious and agile in other respects.

 Leonard : So, um, Dave, don't you think you and I should get back to the lab?

 Leonard : You know, that dark matter isn't gonna detect itself.

 David : I was thinking about taking the afternoon off so I could experiment with Penny.

We're gonna explore the effects of tequila shots on a gorgeous 22-year-old woman.

 Gage : They're watching your car. You go that way and you'll die.

 Gage : All right, I've been on the grid. I've heard the chatter.

Come on, you really want me to take that gun away from you again?

 Joey : When Paolo walks out, you gotta be the first guy she sees.

She's gotta know you' re everything he's not. You' re the anti-Paolo.

 Chandler : You pick up the pieces and then you usher in "The Age of Ross. "

 House : We got to stop parking like this. People are gonna talk.

 Cuddy : I want us to formally report our relationship to Human Resources.

 Cuddy : I would appreciate it if we could keep it quiet until we had that meeting.

 Cuddy voice Low : I'm gonna get us in to see HR this afternoon.

 Dr. Holloway : General knowledge, like language and facts, is called semantic memory.

 Dr. Holloway : Then there's procedural memory, also often called muscle memory.

 Dr. Holloway : That includes any actions or skills that you've repeated over and over

 Dr. Holloway : and formed neural pathways for, like riding a bike.

 Dr. Holloway : Now, I know yours is intact because you've been walking around.

 Castle : - So, what's the problem, Doc? - The problem is in episodic memory.

 Dr. Holloway : That's any experience you've ever had, conversations, movies you've seen,

 Jeremy Preswick : So, like, if I were a betting man, which I have no idea if I am,

 Jeremy Preswick : would I put my money on my memory coming back, or not?

 Dr. Holloway : You might eventually get it all back, or none of it. Or anything in between.

 Dr. Holloway : It's usually a blow to the head coupled with psychological trauma,

 Jeremy Preswick : Of course. I'll need to ask a few questions first.

 Castle : Same way I have since the last man you lived with stole your life savings.

 Lanie : Tox indicates he had a martini about an hour before he died.

 Lanie : Other than that, there is nothing interesting about the body.

 Beckett : That's why he called me. That's why he said he was a fan.

 Castle : But given that Nikki Heat is based on Detective Beckett,

 Castle : And we showed Alex Peterman's family the sketch of our suspect.

 Montgomery : - How are we on forensics? - CSU grabbed about 200 fingerprints,

 Beckett : and that was just from the phone box. They're working them up now.

 Howard : Well, when you say it like that you make it sound creepy.

- And he's a total stranger? - Yeah. His name is Mark something.

I'm just saying. Why else would he swoop in out of nowhere for no reason?

 Ross : Hey, Joey, are men ever nice to strange women for no reason?

 House : see how a strong career woman's been made sick by her strong career.

 Kutner : Are you lying to us? Because it's none of our business.

 Thirteen : If it's none of your business, I shouldn't have to answer questions.

 Thirteen : And I wouldn't have to, except House doesn't want to answer

 Lou : No, Patty'll do the hearing, she just needs to be the lead-off witness so she...

 Lou : My boss has a big Beijing trip, I've been planning it for months.

 Ross : Shame on you! You should know better! Joey needs to work.

 House : Oh, you read it, I just get so nervous at these things.

 House : She knew how much Crandall hated that place, what went on there.

 House : Why are these buildings different from all other buildings?

 Cameron : Sound-proofing. Absorbs sound, also absorbs moisture.

 House : Where there's moisture, a lot of it, say Katrina-moist...

 Foreman : Zygomycosis. Only occurs at the highest levels of mold.

 House : Start her on an IV drip of amphotericin B with colony stimulating factors.

 Joey : I'm not even a doctor. I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.

 Sheldon : Why, I've fallen down the rabbit hole and into a land of madness."

What you have failed to take into account is that this is Anything Can Happen Thursday.

Oh, hey, could you pick me up a few comics for my nephew's birthday?

 Sheldon : ...featuring talking babies and anthropomorphized pets...

 Sheldon : ...found traditionally in the optimistically named "funny pages."

- Sure. What does he like? - I don't know, just pick out anything.

Maybe we can pick out a new suit for him without knowing his size...

 Sheldon : ...or pick out his career without knowing his aptitude...

 Sheldon : ...or pick out a new breakfast cereal without knowing his fiber requirements...

 Mystery woman : That guy you were talking to, barney stinson...

 Mystery woman : Sleeping with barney was the biggest mistake of my life.

 Lily : She didn't say her name, but she had blonde hair, boobs.

 Barney : Dead in the eyes with an aura of self-loathing and despair?

 Alexis : He might have turned on George and threatened to expose him.

 Esposito : She recognized him immediately after I showed her this picture.

 Esposito : to help you dump your current trophy wife at a discounted price.

 Lindsey : Any evidence that you think that you have has been obtained illegally,

 Lindsey : making anything that Mr. Keller has said inadmissible!

 Lindsey : and now your detective is questioning my client without cause.

 Beckett : In fact, our victim slept with four ofyour clients' wives

 Esposito : - So we should just take your word for it? - Of course not.

 Lindsey : I will provide my client's whereabouts the night that Mr. McCoy was killed.

 Chase : and the reduced circulation caused the problem with your kidneys.

 Cameron : The balloon will force the valve back open and you'll be fine.

 Cuddy : We won't allow it to decrease anywhere near dangerous levels.

No, I don't want a layover in Frankfurt, Taipei, Singapore or London, Ontario.

 House : How hard is it to not land? Does it matter what I answer?

 Chase : Bad news is it's not her underlying problem. Her kidneys are still failing.

 Beckett : Did he just happen to drop it and you politely picked it up for him?

 Beckett : which just happens to match the size of the bullet hole in my victim?

 Irene Walesa : If they know what they're doing, how did they kill that poor man's dog?

 Amber Volakis : If the ghost of a man you killed doesn't screw with your head,

 Irene Walesa : You're just making me sicker, like he said you...

 Robert Chase : Spleen's ripe to bursting. You guys thought it was vasculitis?

I can't believe I thought of getting back with you! We are so over.

 Leonard : I'm no expert, but I think the hook has to go through the worm.

"...and the control group displayed significantly fewer genetic abnormalities.

 Sheldon reading : But because of flaws in the experimental design...

We'll think of another way to put the "who came on to who" thing to rest.

 The Casting Director : We have narrowed it down to Raymond, Ben, Kyle...

I'm not married to him anymore. He's my ex-husband. I'm totally gay!

 The Casting Director : ...we're putting you with Raymond and Kyle with Ben.

 Leonard : Nothing. We just pulled an all-nighter trying to fix a Zero-Gravity pasta maker.

- ...I spoke to him and I... - I said I don't wanna talk about it.

What goes on is none of your business. So just leave it alone, okay?

 Raj : If you really want to clean up your karma, go get my freaking latte.

 Howard : Help me see if we can wedge this piece of PVC behind the support rod.

You're overestimating the strength of the substructure you're building.

 Mrs. Ross : He said someone was out to get him and he needed to handle it.

 Mrs. Ross : Yes, the head of his production company, Gene Vogel.

 Castle : Are these, uh, cast photos from all 35 seasons of the show?

 Castle : Oh, this guy, uh, Ned what's-his-name. He played, uh, Dr. Finger!

 Gene Vogel : the network has asked us to go on with tomorrow night's show

 Danny Valentine : I remember when Sid asked me to host the pilot of this

Dr. Biely, your proposaI includes some fieldwork. Where might that take place?

 Dr. Biely : Primarily in the Pierre Shale region of South Dakota.

 Benjamin : Certainly. Very well. And Dr. Geller, when is my birthday?

 Benjamin : ...was later covered by a popular British Invasion band?

 Benjamin : No, I'm sorry. We were looking for "Baby It's You. "

 Rachel : Which is why I believe I can lure her away with these chocolates.

Well, can we get you anything, Mr. Zelner? Maybe some chocolates.

 Mr. Zelner : Or to use his full name, Tag "Sweet Cheeks" Jones?

 Joey : ...but I think I need to hook up with a woman right now.

 Penny : You're right. Look, from now on, I will tell you the truth.

 Wyatt : Thank you. Now, why don't you go and put some clothes on

 Wyatt : and we'll grab a bite to eat before I head for the airport.

 Howard : returning from the space station, plummeting toward Earth

 Bernadette : Won't help with his anxiety, but it's so strong, when he pees

 Bernadette : he'll fly around the room like he's got a jet pack.

 Bernadette : You know, worrying won't have any effect on what happens.

 Penny : I know. Maybe you need to do something more productive.

 Kate Beckett : staring at this Scrabble board all night instead of going to bed?

"Richard Castle. One word short." I cannot allow this to be my epitaph.

 Beckett : Oh, wow. Now you're dictating the terms of surrender.

 Esposito : was hauling ass on a skateboard, with a guy on a motorcycle chasing him.

BECKETT : Anything about our victim that'll explain what happened?

 Esposito : Not yet. Just that he's 21, has a California driver's license.

 Wilson : You always have a reason. It's usually a bad one, but a reason.

 Wilson : See, that's an example from the bad category. Is it resentment?

 Wilson : The stork brought home a new baby and you don't want to share Mommy,

 House : She's trying to play me. If I let her succeed, the terrorists win.

 Thirteen : If I can find another position, I figure House will rehire Foreman.

 Cameron : If you let him get away with it, he won't respect you anyway.

 Cameron : I know they're looking for someone at Mercy. I'll make a call.

 Daniel : No, I already failed. There'd be no point in what he's doing to me now.

 MEREDITH : Oh, can I just say how much it helps that I'm on drugs right now?

 DEREK : - So how's life in the animal kingdom? - How about you, Derek? Slow day?

 MEREDITH : It wasn't a date so much as a disastrously uncomfortable

None of you can. She's being prepped for surgery. You all need to leave.

 CHRISTINA : You're not in med school. You don't need to practice on a corpse.

 Wilson : There is a potential toxicity with an experimental treatment.

 Esposito : Maybe you shouldn't talk about the captain like that.

 Lerner : Brown. Brown, brown eyes, too, I think. Really pretty.

 Ryan : Franklin was using his helicopter to move meth to the Hamptons.

 Castle : Well, there's still the matter of finding out who the killer is.

who had been feeling squeezed by Franklin's expanding operation.

 Ryan : Aaron Lerner gave it up when I interrogated him this morning.

 Robin : Even as your ex-girlfriend, when you meet someone, I'm like : 

 House : that he'd consent to whatever a reasonable person would consent to.

 Cameron : to being put in a coma against their will just to satisfy your curiosity.

 Cameron : - All he wanted was some dignity. - Were you in that room with him?

 House : Was he wearing a tux while he was choking on his own plasma?

 House : Cameron, why'd you do these cuts so far down on this MRI of his head?

 House : You also caught the top of his lungs. There's scarring.

 Rachel : Ross is on a date with my sister. They shut the drapes two hours ago.

Yeah. That perverted couple two doors over should've shut theirs.

 Foreman : - You switched the girl's IV? - About a half an hour ago.

 Cameron : - The father had sex... - Do you have any medical evidence?

 Cameron : - He admitted... - He denies the conversation took place.

 Cameron : You don't have to be afraid of him. They can protect you.

 Agent Mark Fallon : You appreciate the tight spot I'm in, I'm sure.

 Agent Mark Fallon : I have to be sure you're telling the truth.

 Beckett : But I still have to operate under the assumption that she's lying.

 Agent Mark Fallon : While she was in here, I pulled a National Security Certificate.

 Agent Mark Fallon : It's important that she believes I think she's telling the truth.

 Agent Mark Fallon : She considers you an ally. That could be helpful later.

 Ryan : Oh! Got a visitor at C-4-1-2 six hours before you and Beckett got there.

 House : All the rest of the symptoms can be explained by a severe long-term allergic reaction.

But your unwillingness to stick by your diagnosis almost killed this woman.

it's gone from a simple "watery eyes, scratchy throat" allergy...

 House : Compromising her immune system, diminishing her ability to heal and breaking down her organ systems.

 House : It's gotta be something she's been exposed to here in the hospital as well as the monastery.

 Cameron : Isolate her from all possible allergens... Give her system a rest.

 House : When she reacts to something, we'll know that's what's killing her.

 Foreman : You even have silk sheets... Very decadent and hypoallergenic.

I would take the left side of the bed and you would take the right.

 Beckett : So what was this guy doing out here practically naked at midnight?

 Lanie : Don't bother with any of your perverted theories, Castle.

 Beckett : that there was forensic evidence on the clothes that would connect them.

 Javier Esposito : Yo, Uni found this wallet out in a garbage can near Fifth.

 Esposito : Yeah, he's also got a work ID for Berman Rose down on Wall Street.

 Beckett : Can you tell us what your brother might have been doing in the park?

 Beckett : Well, the place where Daniel was found is known for drug activity.

 House : The real tragedy here is that the Tiburon swab technology didn't exist

 Sheldon : At the end of the day he's just another Hollywood phony.

 Sheldon : Don't peek behind that curtain of fame and celebrity,

 Leonard : If he was easy to find, the books would be called There's Waldo!

 Mrs Cooper : Shelly, I'm so proud of you and Leonard for getting this award.

 Mrs Cooper : but God filling an ark with animals two-by-two is nonsense.

 Mrs Cooper : The floating bodies of drowned sinners, of course.

 Sheldon : I'm just embarrassed by the things you believe, do and say.

 Leonard : Penny, we'd love to help you, but Raj is going through some stuff right now.

 Leonard : Raj is going through some stuff right now and he'd like to take up drinking.

This drink is an example of how liquids with different specific gravities...

Okay, can you please order a cocktail? I need to practice mixing drinks.

 Marshall : that I might be able to check that off the list and grow up,

 Man : You know, that burger place isn't gone. It just moved to a new location.

 Ted : All right, Marshall, remember, it might not taste as good.

 Ted : This place has changed, you've changed, New York has changed.

 Bailey : Sleep when you can where you can, which brings me to rule number three.

 Bailey : If I'm sleeping, don't wake me unless your patient is dying.

Rule four : The dying patient better not be dead when I get there.

Not only will you have killed someone, you woke me for no reason. We clear?

 Sheldon : Anyway, that gives us a total weight of, let's say, 4400 pounds.

 Sheldon : Let's assume that your brakes are new and the calipers are aligned.

 Sheldon : An impossibility that nature will quickly resolve into death, mutilation and...

 Sheldon : Look at me. I'm in the real world of ordinary people...

 Sheldon : ...just living their ordinary, colorless, work-a-day lives.

 Beckett : Except the killer found her before she was able to open the sarcophagus.

 Beckett : I don't know. But someone thought it was worth killing for.

 Beckett : It's just like the one in the stained glass above the altar.

 Castle : These are the half-dimes Professor Byford just told us about.

 Daryl : Means I am better. My coach had the team doctor come by.

 Foreman : Did your team doctor realize you're on blood thinners?

 House : As a general rule, before you celebrate, do a little research.

 House : Guy loves an imaginary being who's never going to respond to him.

 House walking Around The Office And Stopping At The End Of The Table : You know what's really crazy?

 House walking Around The Office And Stopping At The End Of The Table : Living with a human being. Someone with opinions and feelings

who gets mad just because you wanna take salsa classes with them one night a week.

 House walking Around The Office And Stopping At The End Of The Table : One night.

 Taub : He hangs out with a doll. He never needs to fear rejection.

 House : At least the patient has the stones to be honest about it.

 Taub : What you didn't foresee is that I actually do have a sex doll.

 House : Your doll is your kids. Yours is your parents. Yours is your charity.

 House sitting Down : You just date whoever happens to cross your path.

 House : And then you get surprised and/or divorced when it doesn't work out.

 Park clearing Her Throat : For your information, I've got a date tonight.

 Park clearing Her Throat : I'll be jamming with a cute guy and his band.

 Taub : The obvious solution is for me to hand my kids over to your parents.

 Castle : Well, we know now this is, in fact, an abandoned factory.

 Castle : Just wish we had more to show for our efforts, that's all.

 Beckett : why would a currency trader like David Lock come down here?

 Castle : don't come to places like this at 2 : 00 a.m. in the morning.

 Castle : I'm sure I don't have to tell you to aim for the head.

 House : Tritter's just getting desperate. He's got no real evidence.

 House : They'll be fine. Most of your cancer medicine sucks anyway.

 Wilson : I'm gonna use your team to do my prescribing until this is straightened out.

 House : Go pump IVIG into the kid, cure him and get him out of here.

 Jack : Pretending to write in her journal with the flowers on it.

 Jack : Pretending she didn't like stories about eight-year-olds who save the world.

The hep A has cleared your system. You'll be good to go by tomorrow.

 Kutner : Until we started him on steroids, compromised the immune system

 House : Not quite. Your brain's been swollen, not enough to see,

I mean, the ones we're gonna give you to treat the parasites obviously are,

 House : I have an idea that can make this entire problem go away.

 Wilson : Yes, I really want to hear your clever late-term abortion joke.

 Duncan : Five commercials, and a recurring on Days of our Lives.

 House : You were regretting not having kids, so I gave you one.

 House : Thereby rendering you regret-free. It's a priceless gift.

 Cameron : - AIDS isn't a death sentence anymore. - I don't wanna have any regrets.

 Doctor : but I'd like to put you on three anti-viral medications.

You'll be tested for HIV at six weeks, three months, six months.

 Foreman : He coughs infected blood in Cameron's eyes and mouth, that's interesting?

All of this "evidence" that you claim proves Bigfoot's existence

 Castle : So you're saying it's just a coincidence that Anne was working with primates

 Ryan : Turns out the last phone call she ever made was to Darrell Meeks.

 Castle : That's a scientist who searches for as-yet undiscovered creatures.

Perlmutter's got something for us. Why don't you guys head over there?

 Beckett : Castle and I will talk to the "world's foremost authority" on Bigfoot.

 Pearlmutter : was nothing more exotic than blunt-force trauma to the cranium.

It seems that she was clobbered over the head with a club or a pipe.

 Pearlmutter : Ah, but I also made two highly intriguing discoveries.

 Cheryl : He's here to help find whatever's wrong with your heart.

 House : No, I want to give you a reward. Yes, I think you're lying.

 13 : Patient has no significant family history, no angina, no prior attacks.

 Amber : Polyarteritis nodosa causes cardiac symptoms and hypertension,

 Taub : You know what else makes your nose bleed and your heart race? Cocaine.

 Castle : I just asked her to check into flowers and keep it simple.

 Beckett : Look, she means well, Castle. She just wants to be a part of this.

 Beckett : So let's find something for her to do. Some kind of a wedding project.

 Castle : but something she can't turn into an over-the-top disaster.

 Javier Esposito : That is, until the salvage crew stripping the place came across this body.

 Lanie : but he's probably been here since they poured the concrete,

 Castle : And a testament to the truly indestructible nature of polyester.

We'll check out who owned the building back in '78 and who owns it now.

 Castle : And one of the most powerful and feared Mafia dons of his day.

 Castle : And there is an amazing diner not three blocks from here.

 Castle : Which would be a poor choice of words if you were standing on a bomb,

 Beckett : You know, if I have to be stuck not standing on a bomb,

 Mahoney : Detective, I'm afraid you've stepped on a sensor plate

 Mahoney : Depressing that plate was sort of like cocking the hammer of a gun.

 Mahoney : You take your weight off there, it's like pulling the trigger.

 Captain Victoria Gates : BDU just confirmed it. Beckett's standing on a bomb.

 Captain Victoria Gates : Trace detection estimates 10 kilograms of RDX.

 Captain Victoria Gates : Enough to take out the whole building.

 Leonard : You really think he's gonna send us to a bowling alley?

 Sheldon : Well, if he does, do you know how filthy those rental balls are?

"List all major behavioral diagnoses, e.g. depression, anxiety, etc."

 Penny : What the hell does this have to do with my stupid shoulder?

 Sheldon : All right. "Moles, lesions or other skin conditions."

Could you please take a break from being you for just a minute...

 House : It's Beccaria's sign. It'll be gone by your third trimester.

 House : I know because of the tight shirt stretched over the swollen boobs,

 House : Absolutely. There would need to be a guy sitting between you and the toilet seat,

 Phoebe : Our mom is not our birth mom. This other lady is our birth mom.

 Chase : If you never loved me, then I didn't do anything wrong.

 Ross : Maybe you are invited and the invitation got lost in the mail.

 Rachel : Sorry to break up this party, but I've got to go fax resumes before work.

 Nora : I told them I forgot, but the truth is, I'm kind of protesting their protest.

 Barney : Is it getting crowded in here, 'cause I think there are two peas in this pod?

 Barney : I buy flowers and a box of chocolates, even if I'm not with someone.

 Meredith : How close a match for the liver is your guy to our John Doe?

 George : Very. Same type, same size. Couldn't find a better match. Why?

 Cristina : How much would you kill to be in on the transplant surgery?

 George : I'm not a baby. I'm your colleague. You don't have to manipulate me.

 House : Now, maybe, it's planning to go into hiding for a couple of years

 House : No. We have to assume it's the brain until we prove otherwise.

 House : But you also think that this job is about standing up to me.

 House : So you're not gonna say yes, you're not gonna say no. You're just gonna waste time.

 House : And the patient's brain or pancreas, or whatever is wrong with her,

 Wilson : The whole point of giving Cameron the job was so you could...

 Wilson : I made this bet so you'd stop actively trying to fire Park,

 Wilson : so you'd be neutral. You went out of your way to help her.

 Wilson : She obviously earned your respect, passed whatever test you...

 Wilson [chuckles] : she would have gotten more than a slap on the wrist.

 Wilson [chuckles] : What you actually did was make her emotional,

 Wilson [chuckles] : and make the board members see her as a victim.

 House : And that is exactly what happened as far as you can prove.

 Marshall : You feel like the seventh wheel, because now Ted is with Zoey

 Barney : Never screw over a girl whose last name ends in a vowel.

 Barney : is going to stand in the way of tonight being legend...

 Bailey : As far as I know he's never killed anyone, but I have, and you will.

 Bailey : see how he'd feel if every mistake he made, someone ended up dead.

 Derek : but brain injuries tend to pile up around holidays. Like our friend here.

or go skating for the first time in a decade, break their heads open.

 Derek : And every year, people drive through blizzards to get to parties

where they kiss germ-infected strangers under poisonous mistletoe.

 Rachel : -This is very important. -All right. What's the message?

 House : Punishment is proof of God and no punishment is proof of God.

Either you're na : Ã¯ve, or you have scruples. I'm not sure which is worse.

 Alexis : Dad, are you using me as a shield against flesh-eating zombies?

 Alexis : He's got a dorm meeting, and then a seminar after that.

 Castle : and you are very thoughtful to be so accommodating, sweetheart.

 Castle : But a healthy relationship is based on mutual respect.

 Castle : I mean, think about what kind of signal you're sending

 Castle : I mean, if you just drop everything the very moment that...

 Castle : has upset the balance of power in her relationship with Ashley.

 Kate Beckett : I mean, Alexis is a girl, and Ashley's a teenage boy.

 Castle : The body's not even cold, they're already tracking down the ghost.

 Beckett : Why doesn't it surprise me that you actually watch that ridiculous show?

Jack Sinclair is hands-down America's most accomplished ghost hunter.

 Derek : Nothing happened. She was pretty, I noticed and we talked.

 Derek : Should you be worried that I met a woman? No. Should you be worried that,

 Derek : for me, flirting with that woman was the highlight of my week?

 Addison : I understand that part. What I don't understand is why?

 Addison : I need this job, Richard. I need it more than the others.

 Addison : I need to wake up and not care that it's raining or that I'm 39 and alone.

You know, I'm thinking four hours tops to repair this heart, if all goes well.

 Derek : You're a lucky man, Burke. Cristina's great. She's there. She's sure.

If you want, I can show you where he hit his head on the rain gutter.

 Emily : You're not meant to see me before the wedding. It's bad luck.

 Wendy : Barney, I just want you to know, I have no hard feelings.

 Ted : So you don't have to face the far more likely possibility

 Sheldon : The Mandelbrot set of complex numbers is a little messy.

 Sheldon : ...because the evidence suggests the coffee table's having a tiny garage sale.

Did it occur to you that not everyone has the compulsive need to sort...

Which could've been pre-empted if the idiots who worked alongside him

 House : who didn't notice anything and don't want to feel guilty.

 Taub : Actually, two. One worsening, one who should be worsening.

 House : Tell them you just witnessed the miracle of slightly increased kidney function.

 Foreman : Maybe we should pass this file off to another doctor.

 Beckett : Do you even know what Jerry Tyson has proven himself capable of?

 Gonzalez : Who do you think met with the families of his victims

 Gonzalez : and held their hands when he slipped through your fingers, Detective?

 Beckett : Then you should know that your protective custody isn't worth a damn.

 Beckett : If he wants to kill Castle, he's gonna find a way to do it.

 Esposito : The way they stack bodies in those cells, if there's a bounty

 Esposito : on Castle's head, protective custody ain't gonna do jack.

 Ryan : That's assuming Tyson paid off a prisoner. It could be a guard.

 Beckett : Okay, to pull this off, he needed access to Castle's loft.

 Beckett : Hit her office. Look for files, schedules, client lists.

 Richard : The basics are the key. You need a solid foundation before anything else.

 Meredith : It's OK. I can accept rejection. I've got my knitting.

 Meredith : - I thought I just saw my father. - Oh. That's good. That's so good.

 Andrew : He fainted, then got up and spelled the word "alopecoid. "

 Lanie : I'd rather be dead than end up in your bed, jive turkey.

 Castle : We need you to help us bring Vince's killer to justice.

 Meredith adamant : And I never ask you for anything like this, so...

 Captain Victoria Gates : Chief Inspector Zhang's flight didn't arrive until midnight.

 Gates : As long as you promise that you're not gonna work this case.

 Beckett : Commendations, citations. Oh, my God, she is impressive.

After that speech, she makes a date on the same night she has plans with me?

That two of our friends could start the greatest love affair of their lives?

 Monica : They would have me to thank. Then we could all start having babies!

Oh, you had that? I thought I lost it. I got a new one a month ago.

 Sheldon : except for the snake scene and the face-melting scene,

 Sheldon : which I can only watch when it's still light out, but...

 Amy : If he weren't in the film, it would tum out exactly the same.

 Ross : I gave her a key to my apartment and then had the locks changed.

 Sheldon : I can tie a string to your leg and fly you like a kite.

 Amy : One of the test monkeys slipped on a banana peel and broke his neck.

 Sheldon : ...which I'm going to get off the window sill and put in my room.

 Sheldon : I already ordered 20 pounds of bird feed off of Amazon.

 Sheldon : ...when I first heard your idea for Giant Jenga I was skeptical.

 Sheldon : The looming threat of being crushed under a pile of lumber...

 Sheldon : It occurred to me that like most things I say, it's probably pure gold.

 Sheldon : ...eight hours of what I like to call "Sheldon After Dark."

 Leonard : Most of Saturday's gonna be figuring out where to put this game when we're done.

I'm gonna go hear Kip Thorne give a lecture about subatomic space-time.

 Leonard : Oh, that's his take on John Wheeler's quantum foam. That should be great.

 Leonard : I'd love to, but I'm supposed to hang out with Penny.

- Well, bring her. - Oh, she's not really into in that kind of stuff.

 Alex : Well, if you want to hear about the lecture, I can tell you all about it at work...

 Rachel : If it makes you feel any better, I made a fool of myself.

 The Head Librarian : We are aware of the problem you're referring to.

 The Head Librarian : As far as increasing security, I'm afraid the library's understaffed.

 Ross : ...of the sanctity of the written word, then I'll go defend it myself.

- So you're not mad anymore? - No, no. You guys were totally right.

She asked me to move to Tulsa and be president of our office there.

 Chandler : ''Oh, What a Beautiful Morning,'' ''Surrey With the Fringe on Top''?

Are you trying to tell me we're moving to Oklahoma or that you're gay?

...it could be like Paris. You can still take a cooking class...

 Marshall : I mean, even just an everyday phrase book would be helpful.

This wasn't the first time your Uncle Barney had kidnapped one of us.

 Barney : The "Origins of Chewbacca" exhibit's in Montreal this year.

 Julie : You get the best huts, and women dance naked around you.

 Chandler : Are any of these cultures, per chance, in the Tri-State area?

 Ross : You know, you are so amazing. Is there anything you don't know?

I didn't know that's what I had to do. I just have to get over it.

 Chandler : The turns aren't as fast, but when Snoopy falls? Funny.

 Cuddy : Can you get the guy in my office a cup of coffee? I'll be right back.

 Hourani : House bribed the physical plant to turn on the AC so I'd hurry up.

 Cuddy : What are you gonna do the next time one of your patients needs a liver transplant?

 House : Go talk to Wilson about something completely unrelated and see what happens.

 Cuddy : Give her some more ibuprofen and put her in the bath for a bit.

 Thirteen : You'd think with all that experience that I'd be better than a seven.

 Thirteen : for at least one or two comments about my personal life.

 House : Which you just wasted with that comment about my comments.

 House : Low potassium means her heart problem is a symptom of a kidney problem.

 Thirteen : excess acid drives down potassium, causes kidney calcifications.

 House : If it's RTA, all she needs is sodium bicarbonate for the acid

 House : and surgery to remove the calcifications. CT her kidneys.

 Martha : Nothing going on here that I haven't seen and done before. LAUGHS 

Angelo VÃ¡zquez, stabbed to death in his girlfriend's apartment.

 Castle : And you are calling on my expertise to unmask the killer.

 Gates : This is Sergeant Roman from the Hostage Negotiating Team.

 Dana : Liver failure, itching is one of the lovely side effects.

 Wilson : I've got four kids in Pede-Onc right now who are going to die.

 Wilson : Three of them within a year, the other in a few days, probably.

 Dana : When I left my job, a lot of people were furious with me.

 Dana : It was easier to be angry than to admit they weren't happy.

 Howard : Except the creature in the crib is a level-nine poop monster.

 Howard : Mm. I hope she has the same amount of sex in it I did.

 Leonard : Is it about the failing state of my relationship with Penny?

You're not even man enough to get the channel that carries the sport.

...which is weird, because it seems like a perfectly good place.

 Ross : Hey, Mike. Sorry to just drop by like this. Can l come in?

 Lily : Are you seriously not going to apologize for leaving that...?

 Adams : Can't imagine the same advice works for both audiences.

 Marlene : There's nothing cynical about my husband. He and I...

 Joe : A macho jerk who got a big wake-up call courtesy of three drunks

 Taub : I'm guessing that explains the broken wrist in your medical history.

 Joe : because I couldn't back down from an argument over football.

 Taub : We'll need to know exactly how you changed your diet and when.

 Wilson : If you're breaking up with me, can we at least talk about it first?

 Wilson : perjuring yourself to Homeland Security, you'll end up back in jail.

 House : That'd be troubling if there was the slightest chance that we'd get caught.

 Wilson : to remake yourselves into a convincing married couple.

 Wilson : Rumor in the cafeteria was Caustic Guy was waking up Coma Guy.

I gotta get him a steak before I can ask him any more questions.

 House : Didn't seem to emotionally register that his son is sick.

 Wilson : Maybe your father's feelings were conditional, not everyone's.

 Chandler : ...I realize this is the role of a lifetime for you...

 Chandler : ...and if I could just fire Joseph, I would. But that's not possible.

 Cameron : Muscle rigidity, involuntary grasping and sucking motions.

 House : A genuine physiological illness. That rules out a few things.

And since it's progressing, I think we can assume it's progressive,

 House : which means it won't be long before the brain closes shop altogether.

 Cameron : Delirium points to lithium. I know we didn't' find any, but...

 Cameron : - The test could have been wrong. - Ideas are not soda cans.

 House : Or go retro. Take an old idea, shine it up, and add a new symptom.

 Wilson : who referred him to five other doctors in the last seven days.

 Cameron : Shocks could be Lhermitte's sign. Early symptom of MS.

Must be a boring discussion, seeing as I haven't accepted a new patient.

 House : When I said I'd do anything for the money, obviously I didn't mean it.

You're gonna like this. The kid's getting shocked every few minutes.

 House : - Cervical spondylosis. - Doesn't explain the low white count.

 House : I'm assuming he's not just really dirty, but is of African descent,

 House : She somehow realized that her completely unworkable system

 Foreman : An addict found with an empty bottle of phenobarb next to him.

 Masters : Could mimic fixed and dilated without the brain death.

 Masters : I'll do a blood draw and put glutethimide on the tox screen.

 Castle : we'll be able to tell exactly where our victim was when he wrote that note.

Okay, then we call the post office and they give us the address.

 Beckett : They both want to be together, but neither of them wants to admit to it.

 Sarah : I've barely even thought about sex since my marriage. Ow!

 House : - Or there's some middle ground. - You mean, like, oral?

 House : I'm telling you this because we need to contact your sexual partners.

You know the chances of you getting H.I. V. From heterosexual sex with a condom?

 House [turns Over, Smiles At Her. We See Stacy Is Topless Too.] : Patient's stable. Could maybe wait a half-hour.

 Chase : Doubt if he makes it at all. I saw him leave with Stacy.

 Cam : He's not an idiot. He's not gonna hook up with a married woman.

 Cam : - What took you so long? It's midnight. - Traffic. Cinco de Mayo.

 Cam : It's not a big deal. I had the viral load and antibody test.

And if you have the test, and it's negative, you gain a tenth of a point.

She wanted to call Bob. Bob could be who she was meant to be with.

 Chandler : I just had this weird sense. But that's me, I'm weird and sensitive.

Just so you know, these dinosaur toys aren't really age-appropriate.

 Cuddy : So your solution is not to give a damn about any of them.

 Addison : Alert OB to a possible D&C due to an incomplete miscarriage.

 Addison : Adele, you could have a placental abruption due to the trauma.

Richard, are you sure you want to...? You don't have to do this today.

 Addison : She went into early DIC. I gave her blood, platelets, FFP.

 Addison : Pregnancy at 52 is dangerous. I tried everything. I couldn't save...

 Beckett : - Oh, come on, that's not possible. - Sure about that?

 Beckett : I've never been happier about that until this moment.

 Beckett : Look, I am tired of lying to everyone. I want my life back.

 Beckett : So, let's figure this out. What is Caleb Brown's weakness?

 Marcus Weller : This is going to be the easiest case I have ever tried.

 Weller : for robbing high-end houses while working as a cater waiter.

 Weller : Yes, which is why it's a good thing I have you, an eyewitness.

 Weller : No matter how he tries to spin the facts, you stick with what you saw.

 Lloyd Beakman : You know, my wife spent two years embedded with troops in Iraq,

 Taub : Biopsy showed deposits in the renal endothelium consistent with amyloidosis.

 Taub : I put out some feelers when I found out House wasn't coming back.

 Taub : It's nothing personal. Actually, I think you're doing pretty well.

 Penny : I get it. Leonard has no business being involved with a waitress/actress...

 Penny : ...who felt so insecure, that she lied to him about finishing community college.

 Penny : ...and I didn't want him to think I was some kind of stupid loser.

You thought the opposite of "stupid loser" was "community-college graduate"?

 Penny : There are a lot of successful people in this country...

You would've had to express that desire before revealing the secret...

...so that I could choose whether I wanted to accept the covenant of secret-keeping.

 Raj : When they're reading your profile, does it make you feel exposed?

 Penny : So all you have to do here is say you're sorry to Leonard,

 Cameron : Are you saying women can't separate the physical from the emotional?

 Cameron : You just want us to stop because you think it's affecting...

 Amy : I'm sorry, I'm just having trouble believing you right now.

 Amy : The painting is a constant reminder that of the three of us...

 Amy : Oh, screw her. She's just lucky we let her hang out with us.

l mean, l never thought of you as a guy who needed his men to be men.

l gotta tell you, Ross, it's not like you just came in from branding cattle.

 Chase : If he's into sex, drugs and rock and roll can't be that far behind.

 Cameron : Just means he wasn't on drugs, not that he hasn't been using drugs.

 Foreman : If he popped an aneurysm, he'd be in the morgue, not the ER.

That's why you're gonna do a venogram instead of an arteriogram.

 Leah : This is not a high-pressure burst. It's a low-pressure leak.

Still could've been drugs that caused the pipes to corrode in the first place.

 House : See if he's got any pills or powder stashed with the hand lotion.

 House : Sweet ride. I asked for the one with the sissy bar and the banana seat,

 House : but Santa gave me this instead. Guess that's what I get for being naughty.

 House : So looks like there's been some sort of mix-up at the parking office.

 House : I think you should do the honorable thing and let me have my space back.

The muscles must burn. I'm sure the last 10 yards are pure torture.

 Rachel : that I would be peeing in Joey Tribbiani's apartment...

Oh, very funny. Remember? My audition was supposed to be Thursday.

 Hastings : The kind of cop that you are. It made me want to get to know you.

 Hastings : The day after I buried him, I applied to the academy.

 Beckett : So then you decided to take the law into your own hands.

 Hastings : Didn't you shoot the guy who killed her right here in this precinct?

 Hastings : The bullet that you took, isn't that connected to her murder, too?

 Beckett : Yes, you did, and you've got Paul Whittaker so turned around over it,

 Wilson : An oncologist with cancer. Of all the things that could be killing me...

 Wilson : It's like the universe is giving me the big middle finger.

 Beckett : He's prepared to give a statement implicating his brother in both murders,

 Beckett : as well as the accident. Would you guys mind taking it?

 Beckett : Look, there's something that I have to tell you guys,

 Castle : I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, about our relationship.

 Director : But I think we're gonna go with someone else for the part.

 Penny : ...let's see if you can cover up the fact that I got my dad's feet.

SHELDON : Let me point out that two degrees can be the difference...

SHELDON : This is the temperature you agreed to in the roommate agreement.

SHELDON : I don't have to go to hell. At 73 degrees, I'm there already.

 Penny : You can try, but the people across the hall are being very noisy.

 Penny : Apparently, the one fella tried to adjust the thermostat...

 Raj : Screw you. That was a beautifully-written penis metaphor.

 Penny : You know what? Guys, I'm not in the mood for paintball.

I'm sorry, Sheldon, it's just not a good time for playing games.

 Alexis : As a matter of fact, I did. This dating thing is kind of nice.

 Castle : How was Owen? Don't worry. I closed my eyes for the kissing part.

 Cameron : House ordered it, Foreman wants it, of course we should do it.

 Chase : Right after I take the patient to the phototherapy suite,

 Hank : We did at first. But now we like to keep our films pretty separate.

 Chase : You think you can escape the consequences, but you can't.

 Lexa : Well, you're here to treat him, not lecture us about our...

 Dr. Baldhara : It's more of an interactive wildlife experience.

 Dr. Baldhara : -Does he fight with other animals? -No, no. He's very docile.

I really hope no one dies while I'm sitting here not talking to you.

If I run out for coffee, will I get back before you make your point?

 Tritter : You don't give a damn about your brother, and you can't stand House.

 Chandler : Listen, the reason that I called you in here today was....

 Sheldon : In a hundred years, you'll both be dead and it won't matter?

 Penny : The only reason he's partying is to cover up his pain."

 Penny : Why am I upset just because he's off having a good time?

Okay, that's great. You can stop trying to make me feel better now.

 Sheldon : Before Leonard left, he made me promise that I'd take care of you.

 Sheldon : Plus, if I do a good job, he said he'd bring me back a sailor's cap.

 Sheldon : ...and pancakes in the shape of some of your favorite fictional characters.

 Leonard : -You made Frodo pancakes? -Yeah, I used coconut shavings...

 Sheldon : ...I can keep them warm with this beret that I thoroughly laundered...

 Sheldon : I've had some time to reflect and I've come to realize...

 Sheldon : ...that friendship is not an aggregation of written agreements.

It's the result of two people respecting and caring for each other.

 Castle : Four years, just waiting for you to just open your eyes

 Castle : I bring you a cup of coffee just so I can see a smile on your face.

 Castle : And I love you, Kate, and if that means anything to you,

 Beckett : You cut a deal for my life like I was some kind of a child.

 Laura : I knew something was wrong when he didn't show up for rehearsal today.

 Laura : We, um, went for a run, and then he showered and left for work.

 Laura : He wasn't getting much recently, but he said that he didn't mind

 Castle : Any idea what he would be doing at the Best Traveler hotel last night?

 Beckett : but is it possible that Justin was seeing someone else?

 Beckett : Was there anyone in his life that might've wanted to harm him?

 Eddie : Some crazy woman walked up to him on the street and threatened him.

 Pam : That's right. Justin was totally rattled. He could barely perform that night.

 Laura : All he said was that it happened outside a coffee shop on 9th and Mercer.

 Esposito : A woman walked up to Justin outside and started yelling at him.

 Esposito : She's got a loyalty card and her name's Anita Miller.

 Beckett : Thanks for coming in, Ms. Miller. I'm Detective Beckett.

 Senator Bracken : Vice President of the United States, Mr. John Russell.

 Beckett : I finally figured out who he is, the guy that killed my mom,

 Beckett : Did he check those security cameras around Smith's room?

 Joey : Note the painterly lines and subtle impasto on this canvas.

No, no. My mouth says the words, my brain is thinking ''monster trucks.''

 Robin : I don't know, maybe because I'm a smart, talented, professional.

 Sandy : You're the girl who did the report on the carriage driver

 Barney : friend invites you to a laser tag tournament, you don't fight it.

 Barney : You just strap on the vinyl holster and race into that abandoned JCPenney

Doug? Oh, yeah. I don't know. I mean, you know, he's nice and funny, but...

Just say the "but" thing about Doug, and then I'll get her back.

Is that one 36-hour experience or is that 36 hours spread out over...

 Yavapai Elder : Yeah, I figured that. I was just messing with you folks.

 Beckett : So, we met a guest at Diamondback. Her name was Whitney.

 Yavapai Elder : She came out a few days ago riding an Appaloosa.

 Yavapai Elder : Dynamite? No, she just had a question about a Yavapai word.

Aha gah hel'lah. She wanted to know if it could be misinterpreted.

 Yavapai Elder : Many of our words change depending on the context.

 Leonard : I always wanted to be a swashbuckler when I was a kid.

 House : I doubt we'll ever be treating a genocidal dictator again.

 Sheldon : ...she was a hero of science. Until her hair fell out...

 Sheldon : ...and she was poisoned to death by her own discovery.

 Sheldon : ...I see no reason why that can't happen to any of you.

 Howard : The thing to remember is you can go to outer space too.

 Howard : I went to this very school. Those desks you're sitting in?

 Esposito : Fact is, he was there last night, right? Was he there with somebody?

 Ryan : Amber, did you notice if he talked to anyone or left with anyone?

You know what is so sweet? Those birds have not left his side the whole time.

You shouldn't leave Chandler alone. They broke up only two days ago.

 House : While I'm busy, you all can check out the knight down in the ER,

 House : when people crapped in the streets and Thirteen would've been a grandmother.

 Thirteen : Weeks, not weekends. Says here he's been camping out for a month.

 Foreman : Why don't you put that down before you kill one of us?

 Foreman : Seizure right after a fight obviously suggests concussion.

 Chase : Obviously it isn't, or the ER wouldn't have called House.

 Thirteen : Could be an allergic reaction to something from the Renaissance fair.

 Shane to Tina : I always thought I'd hold your hand in the delivery room.

 Bailey : You really want to be the one to dispose of this, Grey?

-I didn't wanna steal your thunder. -So you told people I was pregnant?

 Monica : Does this look like a conversation I want to remember?

 Adams : He's scheduled to get an MRI as soon as these meds start taking effect.

 Adams : but he's been hearing Christopher's voice for the last 10 years.

 Sheldon : All right, we can come get you. Yeah, we'll see you soon.

 Sheldon : The third floor landing. The poor old guy's been walking up the stairs for half an hour.

 Mrs. Geller : Jack, look! There's that house paint commercial that cracks you up!

 Chase : Max's cardiac arrest was caused by hypoxia from hypoventilation.

 Chase : and the right lobe of her liver was successfully transplanted into Hannah.

 House : before we were so rudely interrupted by the liver transplant?

 Cameron : Gastric content was negative for spores, so no mushroom toxicity.

 Wilson : They also mess up our ability to get any clear readings.

 House : Obscure the battlefield so generals can't see what's going on.

 Foreman : You're dead anyway if we don't figure out what caused all this.

 Beckett : like she was being taken advantage of and threatened.

 Castle : You thought the old boyfriend was taking advantage of your prized client.

 House : Doesn't matter if you're a model husband or father of the year,

 Wilson : She doesn't like to talk about it but she has hypoproteinemia.

 Wilson : as long as you don't mind her risking liver and kidney failure and eventual death.

 Wilson : But, hey, it's worth it so you don't have to flip on the grill.

 Meredith : All I could think about was, "I can't remember our last kiss,"

 Derek : You were wearing that ratty little Dartmouth t-shirt you look so good in.

 Derek : You'd just washed your hair and you smelled like some kind of...

 Derek : You know, like we'd do it every day for the rest of our lives.

 Joey : I think this character is going to be suspicious about stuff.

 Joey : Well, you suck. But at least you suck at a man's game now.

Ross'll be home soon. I have to write five pages to stick to his schedule.

 Ted voix off : Different explanations from their mom over the years.

 Mere : I don't know, boys, I guess it's just one of those things.

If this picture was taken in Dakota, why is our swing set in the background?

 Loretta : I did my best as a single parent, and it wasn't always easy,

 Loretta : and I'd recommend putting the coleslaw right on top of the Sloppy Joe,

 Barney : Those statues probably look nothing like us. Damn it, Mom!

 Robin : "Dear Liz. I hope it didn't sound like I was trying to oversell Ted.

 Ted : Thank you. That's perfect. That totally takes the pressure...

You know, that's actually a good idea. They'll be closer to the mugs.

You know what? You should have the other waitresses do that too.

I sort of just thought it was, like, a club they went to. Oh, God.

What's with the rain, Geller? l mean, when l signed up for dino week...

 Rachel : ...nobody said anything about it being monsoon season.

 Charlie : -The wet season is June to December. -lt's not the time, Charlie.

 Ross : -Why? Why would you open it? -Well, it didn't say, ''This is a virus.''

No, run LUDs on his phone, see if he talked to anyone other than his wife.

 Beckett : They found the wallet. Money and credit cards were gone.

 Castle : A real robber would have left the wallet where he killed the guy,

 Beckett : It's a sloppy cover-up, but it does tell us one thing.

 Beckett : We're looking for Frank Nesbit, Horn's campaign manager. Thank you.

 Cameron : and in women who have trouble with their immune system.

 Cuddy : History of drug use could have compromised her immune system.

 Cuddy : Yes, well, maybe we want to look at the actual blood tests.

 Cuddy : When this happens for real, are you okay to deliver here?

 Cuddy : There are dozens of other things this rash could indicate.

 House : You're losing it. That's what happens when you have kids.

 House : Ceaseless crying and nagging leads to irrational fears.

 House : It's impressive that you didn't wait for the actual crying and nagging.

She had a lace-patterned rash, joint pain and a history of drug abuse.

 House : If you can't handle wearing that stain, you can't handle a baby.

It's the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.

 Kenny : but now he suddenly felt like Helen had taken his place.

 Kenny : What Sparky didn't realize was, even though I loved Helen,

 Beckett : There's no way she would've survived without medical attention.

 Shaw : And he always kills in famous places with lots of foot traffic.

 Shaw : - He's changing his MO. - Which makes him more unpredictable,

 Shaw : - Where the hell did he put her? He put her in his trunk.

 Shaw : but if he stole it tonight, he might not have had time to switch the plates.

 Shaw : My people are already on it, and I got way more people than you do.

 Lanie : We may have to wait for a missing persons report and dental records.

We also started a canvass to see if anybody saw anything last night.

 Beckett : All right, let's get statements off all the employees,

 Castle : Competition to be the best in New York? Clear animosity?

 Ryan : He's right, you know. Pizza's serious business in this town.

 Castle : You have to admit, a pizza oven? Very clever way to get rid of a body.

That's probably what our killer planned on doing until Nick Jr. showed up.

Did I hear right? You found a body in the oven at Terrific Nick's?

 Mongtomery : Authentic Nick's? Oh, thank God. The wife loves Terrific Nick's.

I didn't have the heart to tell her now it came in full-bodied flavor.

 Sheldon : Now, what you'll be looking for is a small wooden box...

...located between a Hoberman Sphere and a sample of quartz flecked with pyrite.

 Sheldon : No, the thing with the time on it is my alarm clock. My God.

 Raj : Actually, in India, the names of constellations are different.

 Raj : Where you have the Big Dipper, we have the Big Curry Pot.

 Hayley Shipton : If it's all the same to you boys, Iet's do this standing.

 Ryan : Born and raised in East London. Over in the borough of Hackney.

 Beckett : Of course I'm surprised! I thought you were breaking up with me!

 Beckett : Look, if this changes anything for you, if this changes the way that you feel...

 Castle : I'm proposing because I can't imagine my life without you.

 Castle : If that means when things get difficult, we have to figure them out,

 Ryan : He admitted to taking a bribe from Maria to switch the limo companies,

and we're gonna run the tattoo through the database in the morning.

 Penny : Just finish your ice cream so I can get you home to bed.

 Stuart : I don't know. Bernadette's baby doesn't have a Jacuzzi jet

 Howard : It's called relaxing, and that's all you need to know.

Oh, you want to lure me in with sexy talk, that's how you do it.

 House : millions of fans, of all ages and genders, will be very disappointed.

 House : You hate your personal life. And you obviously don't have one.

Reservation for Dominica isn't until 8 : 00. So we got plenty of time.

 House : That's when you started to excel. You were making it up to them.

 Adams : How does briefly wishing I was screwed up make me screwed up?

 House : It's normal to be screwed up. It's really screwed up to romanticize it.

- This could work on Mr. Martin. - Those were all isolated cases.

- There's European studies... - Karev, it's over. You screwed up.

 Derek interrupts : He wakes up; you put him in a wheelchair. He dies; you killed him.

Dr. Stevens, the baby's VO2 is still 40 per cent after transfusion.

 Izzie nods : - How's her BP doing? - Still low. Last systolic was 52.

 Izzie : When Derek broke up with you, I never said "You're better off without him."

 Izzie : I was there. All I ever am is there for you guys, and the one time I need you...

 Male Soap Character : Every time I searched my soul, I found Anna.

 House : I assume from your omission of the word "viral" before the "hep"

 House : Put him on steroids and test him for sarcoid before the liver failure

 Beckett : with a possible alibi and no cell phone to run the perp's fingerprints.

 Beckett : Please tell me it's that the mayor wants him out of here.

 Ryan : - You're a killjoy, you know that? - Exactly what I've been telling her.

 Beckett : You weren't at the office the day Sara Manning was killed, were you?

 Beckett : We're talking about why you lied about where you were

 Beckett : the day she was killed. And we know you weren't in your office.

 Castle : Doorman could have been outside hailing a cab, taking a delivery.

 Sherlock Nose : When you entered, I noted your shirt hadn't been pressed.

 Sherlock Nose : I was worried you might apply that same standard in your...

I'm wearing a rumpled shirt and forgot to brush my hair this week.

 House : If they're that poor, then they'd rather have 50 bucks than...

 Beckett : But I am sure I'll feel differently when we have one of our own.

 Esposito : Until we took a look at his lunch hour. Check it out.

 Ryan : We scrubbed traffic cam footage from the Colfax Building

 Esposito : real estate and law offices, a TV station and a couple of banks.

 Beckett : You've reached the voicemail of Special Agent Kate Beckett

 Kevin Ryan : I just always thought that you and I would have kids together.

 Martha : Look, I know you're busy, but I'm worried about Richard.

 Martha : Last night he was just whisked away by a couple of federal agent thugs.

Thank you. But I think I'd rather stay sharp as long as possible.

 Castle : No, I'd rather die than drink any more of that sludge.

Does anybody else just take off their underwear when they're hot?

 Christopher : But I guess he was afraid that his secret got out,

 Christopher : because a few days ago, he comes to me and he asks a favor.

 Castle : Well, did Eric tell you who he thought was watching him?

So, now you gotta tell him that he's way behind on his Christmas shopping?

 Greg House : Why aren't other people able to just be interested?

 Amber Volakis : If he had a history of shoving cancer into his veins,

 "thirteen" : Either that or you've decided you can trust a smoking addict

 Castle : that you never had the urge to check out your future son-in-law.

 Castle : that maybe Fletcher wasn't what he was making himself out to be?

 Gerry Finnegan : Two weeks ago, I hired a private investigator to look into Steven.

 Gerry Finnegan : I was shocked when he called to tell me that Steven was a fraud.

 Gerry Finnegan : I told him I was going to expose him and have the wedding called off.

 Gerry Finnegan : He said he was head over heels in love with Elise.

 Gerry Finnegan : Wanted to spend the rest of his life with her.

 Gerry Finnegan : That the only reason that he was still pretending

 Gerry Finnegan : to be a polar explorer was for the kids. He didn't want to let them down.

cut him out of our fortune entirely if I wanted, and he would sign it.

No. No. I say, I say we get back at him right here on this couch. Right here!

 Spokeswoman : And so today, this hospital is about to take major steps...

 Raj : -Why didn't you say anything? -I was waiting for the right time.

 Elizabeth : What's going on is you and Howard are my moving men.

 Raj : We're going to go out into the hallway and make a dramatic entrance.

 Elizabeth : Oh, good. It's so much better when everyone commits.

 Monica : I appreciate this, but you don't have to hang out with them for me.

I like hanging out with them. They're different than my other friends.

They don't start sentences with "You know who just died shoveling snow?"

I'm not one of those people who wants to spend 24 hours a day together.

...she'll seek comfort in the arms of the stranger at the next table.

 Sheldon : Let me tell you something. Personal robots cannot get here soon enough.

 Raj : And that bright little star peeking her head out early today...

 Raj : Come on. When you were on TV in Firefly, you were actually in space.

 House : I'm thinking the amount of blood when she cut herself. So let's start with some blood work.

 House : Collect and send for clotting studies, P.T., P.T.T., factor five, protein "C" and "S".

 Cameron : If it's a Reuben, that's the way he likes it. - Everyone, this is Luke.

- Allison Cameron. It's nice to finally meet you. - Yeah. Save it. We're busy.

 House : Luke, give us another half hour with your mom. We need to do some tests.

 House : Take her off the psych meds. That way we'll know what's what on the physical side.

 Cameron : I was going through your mail, and it was on a form. Happy birthday.

 Brown : Mr. Castle, I don't want to take up too much of your time.

 Brown : First, is it possible that my client did not kill Mrs. Beakman?

 Brown : you use your expertise with the NYPD to add authenticity to your stories.

 Burke : I'm a great admirer of your work, sir. Particularly the...

 Burke : - What was that exactly? - He was my professor, we were close.

- Close appears to be an understatement. - It was a long time ago.

 Burke : I talk about him all the time, you never thought to mention it?

I didn't think you wanted to hear about every guy I ever slept with.

What are you doing tonight? I don't want to go home, find Alex and it's just us.

 Izzie : It's weird and awkward and he doesn't know if he should talk to me or not.

 Izzie : No. Hey! What you doing tonight? You want to come over?

 Cameron : Multiple organ failure could mean primary HIV infection.

 Chase : We've been stuffing him with meat and his kidneys are shot.

 Foreman : Just shutting him up so I can draw some of his blood in peace.

 Enid : You walked in with that. You didn't even give him a chance.

 Foreman : If he had tuberculosis, it wouldn't be his fault either.

 Chandler : This reminds me of a very specific part of the tape.

Oh, sure. But if you leave a drumstick under there and you're a bad roommate.

I can't move my legs! ANESTHESIOLOGIST : It's not the anesthesia.

 House : But first we need to know one thing, have you ever appeared in any pornos?

 House : hearing loss, and last but not least, lower limb paralysis.

 House : That's miraculously improving in his brain but getting worse in his ears and legs?

 Chase : We should start him on an IV infusion of isotonic sodium bicarbonate...

At least not before the dose is high enough to kill all his other cells first.

 Foreman : So you're saying the radioactive uranium in his urine is irrelevant.

 House : and what damage that amount can cause in someone's spinal cord.

 Beckett : Yes. Ana buzzed her neighbor because she'd lost it. Why?

have a little of the hair of the dog that bit me, when she walked in.

 Barney : I swear that's the only one. Wait, which one did you find?

 Lily : - What are you talking about? - What are you talking about?

 Lily : So you weren't wearing a fake beard and examining girl parts all day?

 Ted : We finally found Barney's doppelganger. I guess we can tell you now, Lily.

 Castle : She may just get herself killed. She's left me no other choice.

Hey, remember that burner cell that Acosta called the night of the murder?

 Esposito : He could be anywhere within a couple-mile radius from that cell tower.

 Vikram : They have satellites in Latin America, the Caribbean and North Africa.

 Beckett : So, somebody inside the trash company must have cut a deal with LokSat

was off-Ioaded with the trash the minute the ship docked in New York.

 Beckett : Unless it's you, if you take another step inside, Castle.

 Beckett : Well, that's even more reason for us to get you some help.

 Chloe : I left Becca in the park, and I went up to the apartment

and about 7 : 00, she got an e-mail from Sarah and she went running off.

 Beckett : and you didn't think that that was important to mention?

 Vincent Powers : Well, she got some new script pages that Sarah wanted her to look over,

 Vincent Powers : Yes. Yes. I cracked the mini-bar, I ordered pay-per-view. You can check.

 Castle : Yeah, but marriage on the rocks, killing for money? It's just so...

home-wrecking diva engaged in a torrid affair with the victim's husband.

 Castle : She fled their illicit love nest after a mysterious e-mail from Sarah

 Beckett : But you are right, Mandy Bronson does have some explaining to do.

 Leonard : For all we know, he crashed the party and Penny doesn't even want him here.

 Sheldon : Or maybe she wants to be friends and he wants something more.

 Leonard : Look, if this was 15,000 years ago, by virtue of his size and strength...

 Leonard : ...Kurt would be entitled to his choice of female partners.

 Sheldon : And male partners, animal partners, large primordial eggplants...

 Leonard : In the information age, Sheldon, you and I are the alpha males.

 Penny : - What are you waiting for? - They're in a group. I'm scared.

 Sheldon : You're biologists. Biology is the study of living things.

 Bernadette : I specialize in microorganisms and Amy studies brains.

 Bernadette : He looks friendly. I think he might be someone's pet.

 Amy : Sheldon, the only way to get past this fear is to interact with it.

Thanks so much for meeting with me. Joey's told me so much about you.

-Ralph Lauren smiled at her in the elevator. -You sure it was at you?

You, be good, learn a lot. And if she takes you to the freebie room, I need shirts..

but none with that creepy logo with the guy riding the dog, holding the bone.

 Park uncomfortable : It's like it wasn't even me. I would never do something like that.

 Park uncomfortable : I'm sorry I'm not making any sense right now.

 Park uncomfortable : I don't know. I just really love being a doctor so much,

 Ainsley : Tomorrow morning, I am supposed to sign a piece of paper

 Wilson : What pain does it cause you if he spends that time with a peaceful smile?

 Wilson : You don't know there's nothing. You haven't been there.

 Howard : A satanic fungus that looks suspiciously like Al Pacino...

 Sheldon : Penny, we don't consume alcohol during Dungeons & Dragons.

 Penny : Oh, this isn't alcohol. It's a magic potion that makes me like you.

 Rachel : Don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know.

And she is a woman. And she's almost 30. And, you know, it's Monica.

 Rachel : You're absolutely right. That makes everything different.

 Barney : When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

And just because we live in a monastery, and we spend most of our time in prayer,

 Nun : Sister Augustine lived in Catholic foster care until she came to us.

It's a good strategy; it's simpler when you all tell the same lie.

When she had a cardiac arrest, I had to open her blouse to do C.P.R.

What happens before then... - Is irrelevant to you, but it's relevant to me.

 Nun : Sister Augustine went into foster care when she was six years old,

 Foreman : Why do we need this stuff? Because melarsoprol melts plastic.

 Chase : Nietzsche wouldn't have been so glib if he'd been prescribed melarsoprol.

I should have scheduled my patient's internal bleeding for Thursday.

 Cuddy : You're still playing the same petty passive-aggressive games.

 Beckett : You were just giggling over the risotto with our suspect.

 Beckett : - Madison, that's not... - No, no, no, no, no. I get it.

 Madison : Okay, you know how hard it is to open a restaurant in Manhattan?

 Beckett : But if he dies, with your insurance policy, you make out just fine.

You just tell that bastard that he could have come looking for me ten years ago.

 Alex : - What are you pissed about? - You look at everything in a skirt.

 Alex teasing : I'd look at you in a skirt. Short. Maybe something schoolgirl? Pleated.

 Izzie : If that skirt didn't have a pair of big boobs attached, you'd stop looking.

 Izzie whispers angrily : you think men who tested positive would have surgery?

 Izzie whispers angrily : What man would willingly get rid of the part of his anatomy

 Izzie whispers angrily : This woman is having herself castrated.

 Izzie whispers angrily : And we book an OR and act like it means nothing. It's not nothing.

God, how can you possibly act like it's no big deal? I mean, what if it was me?

Yeah, you'd be really hot to kiss me with tongue then, wouldn't you?

 CHRISTINA : - It's fine. - He's my intern, I say it's not fine.

Really? You want to push me on this? Today? Today you want to push me?

Harley Hernandez was street-luging when he lost control and hit a car.

Harley, you're at the hospital. We're gonna take care of you now.

 Taub : His brother's dying. He needs a more substantial reason?

 Adams : His brother was dying the last time we asked him to be the conservator.

 Adams : So instead of pushing the issue with the Army to get that file,

Uh... You know, there's a reason I didn't want that file released.

 Monica : ...there was no glitter on the macaroni and very little glue.

 Beckett : Did you guys get into a fight? Did you throw something at him?

 Madison : He insists he's really getting out and that I can't change his mind.

 Beckett : Well, until I can rule her out, it doesn't matter what I think.

 Castle : Yeah, she also has an alibi, which you're conveniently ignoring.

 Demming : No worries. It gave me time to put the word out on your vic.

 Elizabeth : What if there's a disaster that destroys all the USB ports?

 Sheldon : They had very little in common except for carnal activity.

 Sheldon : That's why I acquired these noise-canceling headphones.

 Sheldon : If you decide to use them, please clean the earpieces afterwards...

 Sheldon : You'll also find a laminated copy in your welcome packet.

 Beckett : It's like a drug. It makes intelligent people do stupid things.

 Beckett : Then it clears and you look around and you wonder, "What was I thinking?"

 Alexis : so I will tutor and do whatever I have to until the lease is up.

 Beckett : Look, I know what you're doing seems noble, but it's not.

-l'm meeting with him today. -He's a pretty tough guy to impress.

l think l can safely say that we all have family issues, work and/or are sick.

-l don't know Ross, l'm not feeling too-- -Barbados is in the Caribbean, Joe.

 Howard : And don't tell my hips, but I'm warming up a brie in the oven.

 Howard : Okay, well, I've been reading up on all the side effects

you can get from estrogen, and... I need you to be honest with me.

 House : Don't worry, our wrestling Rastafarian will be back on his feet

 House : and sneaking around behind Pop's back again in no time.

 Cameron : We knew if it was myelitis, there had to be an "-itis".

 House : No. The tests were right. Yesterday he had no fever, no infection.

Requesting permission to deploy laser activated radioactive immobilizer.

 Martha : I have all of these new lines to learn before my play goes into rehearsal.

 Alexis : - What's all this? - Official police tactical training.

 Alexis : Credit cards, yes. Permission slips, no. It's for my civics class.

 Alexis : at one of the city's agencies, law enforcement, sanitation, fire.

 Lanie : In his water. The filter underneath the kitchen sink was tampered with.

 Esposito : Ironically, he works for the city as a safety inspector.

 Castle : but his nights in the clouds, fantasizing of adventure.

 Castle : Tragically, his life was cut short before he ever truly lived.

 Lanie : He had no pulse, no breath sounds, and his pupils were dilated and fixed.

 Dr. Ellins : Well, I'm still running tests, but he seems completely healthy,

 Dr. Ellins : despite having ingested a deadly dose oftetrodotoxin.

 Bernadette : If you want to sign a contract that Sheldon whipped up,

 Sheldon : If she doesn't think that we should apply for this patent,

All right, that's not your father. It's a picture of a guy in a frame.

And I guess he doesn't live in a hut in Burma where there's no phones?

 Grandmother : Last I heard, he was a pharmacist somewhere upstate.

 Mrs. Moore : So I'm just waiting for someone to come along and tell me that he was wrong,

 Beckett : Did Logan ever talk to you about a friend of his dying?

 Beckett : Because we believe that it might be related to Logan's murder.

 Mrs. Moore : He was a scrawny little kid from the neighborhood,

 Mrs. Moore : so they'd just ride around on their boards all day long

But Jay was the one that Logan said might be even better than he was.

 Natalie : and Anton was working at his station like everyone else,

 Natalie : and all of a sudden he started shaking like he was terrified.

 Barney : Two dudes on the couch together watching porn? That's kind of weird.

 Robin : Fine, I'll watch it with you. But if either of you makes

 Robin : even one peep about the show being dirty, I'm turning it off.

 Man : Okay, girls. Everyone knows a beaver's favorite food is wood.

 Esposito : and a Bentley, which is currently at the bottom of the Hudson River

 Esposito : He also bought a house for the clerk that sold him the winning ticket,

 Beckett : Why doesn't it surprise me that you have property on the moon?

 Castle : When the Earth is a desiccated husk, you will be begging

 Beckett : Meanwhile, we've got a hole in our timeline that needs to be plugged.

 Beckett : So, we know that Hixton called his wife at 8 : 00 pm,

 Beckett : Let's ping the carrier, see if they know where he was.

 Bernadette : Up until my vicious attack, you were the one in the wrong.

 Beckett : - How long did she live in the building? - About six months.

 Castle : - Never gave you any trouble? - No, I wish all my tenants were like her.

 Beckett : From what I'm seeing, it's a pretty good bet she lived alone.

 Castle : If a picture's worth a thousand words, this one says, "Not a fan."

 Howard : ...and I get a ticket for launching a rocket in the park.

 Leonard : I don't know if the ticket was so much for the launch as for telling the policewoman : 

 Howard : I'm not traumatized by some random comment from some random woman.

 Sheldon : We've accepted the challenge. We can't run away from a fight.

 Leonard : Oh, please. We've spent our whole lives running away from fights.

 Leonard : Personally, I can squeeze through a hole in a fence half my size.

 Chandler : If we did do this, there'd be a lot of pressure on me.

Because you've waited a long time, and I wouldn't want to disappoint you.

 Rachel : This is so great! I actually feel like I'm on a real date.

But I have morning sickness and I have on underwear that goes up to..

 Mike : I know getting married in the street isn't what you approve of.

 Mike's Mom : No, it's lovely. The lights and the snow. I could look at them forever.

 Beckett : And how did Amber respond to this oh-so-enticing offer?

 Beckett : After dinner, you invited Amber back to your dressing room

But she shot you down, you flew into a rage and you strangled her.

 Beckett : Where were you between 11 : 00 and 1 : 00 a.m. last night?

I'm not sure, but whoever it was, we were definitely using strawberry oil.

 Beckett : You don't remember where you were, or what you were doing last night?

 Amy : And he knew that as your girlfriend, I wasn't gonna stand by

 Sheldon : You were really gonna stand by me against the dining room table?

 Sheldon : How do I know that you're not manipulating me right now?

 Amy : I think if I were manipulating you, you'd be smart enough to see it.

 Sheldon : How do I know you're not saying that as part of the manipulation?

 Cuddy : From now on, you get reasonable doses at reasonable times.

 Chase : If the pancreatitis wasn't set off by drugs, and she hasn't been sick,

 Sheldon : ...because we were attending a symposium on molecular positronium?

 Sheldon : He lied, and I'm feeling very uncomfortable about it.

 Sheldon : ...we're going to participate in my cousin Leopold's drug intervention.

 Ross : If Dino was a velociraptor, he'd have eaten the Flintstones.

Are we gonna stand here and listen to him tear Leonard apart like this?

 Jimmy : - We were practically a comedy team. - Like the Black Death in Europe.

Mm, technically, Howard's the gear-head. Leonard's just a dime-store laser jockey.

 Jimmy : Okay. What do you think about a pair of glasses that makes any movie into 3D?

 Beckett : I wasn't wrong in the train station, and I'm not wrong here.

 Mccord : Okay. Let's just say someone did have it out for Bronson.

 Mccord : Why would they go through all the effort to orchestrate a blackout,

 Beckett : What if it wasn't the encryption system that they were really after?

 Mccord : They just wanted us to think that that's what they were after.

 Kutner : based on nothing but dead bugs and someone else's runny nose.

 House : Four quarts in a gallon. How many pints in five gallons?

 House : That's my old boss. And by "old," I don't mean "former".

 House : You're not here, obviously, I'm not trying to make you go away.

 House : Put the phone down, pick up the baby. Make us all happy.

 Cuddy : Okay, settle down, baby. It's okay. We'll be done in a minute.

 Cameron : Already am, thanks. Your baby needs you a lot more than we do.

 Cuddy : You aren't hungry, you aren't wet, I don't know what it is.

 House : Baby's crying is annoying you? What's her nerve conduction?

 Wilson : Of all the people to go the extra mile for, why this guy?

 Wilson : Why not Cuddy? You never apologized after you defaced her photo.

 House : Maybe because I recognize that sending someone to the poorhouse

 Wilson : No, it's because Cuddy actually means something to you,

 House : If it'll make you shut up, I will tell her I'm sorry about the photo.

 Wilson : The fact that you still can't admit it just proves my point.

 Wilson : I'm just pointing out that it's much easier to soothe your guilt

 Wilson : than by making amends to a person you actually care about.

to all law enforcement along the coast from Rhode Island to Maine.

 Ryan : We got a hit. A park ranger in Gloucester, Massachusetts,

 Esposito : This is a satellite photo off the web taken a month ago.

 Esposito : This is the private dock the ranger was talking about.

 Esposito : It's all part of the same property. Owned by one Henry Jenkins.

 Esposito : Whatever's going on with Castle, this is where he came from.

 Sergeant Simms : All I did was hang around and watch a mobile home.

 Esposito : It's about the owner, Henry Jenkins. Do you know him?

 Simms : No, we don't get over here too much. Whoever he is, he's not home.

 Lanie : Kate, I talked Castle's doctor into letting me look him over,

 Sheldon : I know you chatter on about it all the time, but I've never really paid attention.

 Leonard : Right now, I'm designing an experiment to study the soft component...

 Sheldon : Now see, what's this here in the schematic, a laser array?

 Sheldon : What happens if you use argon lasers instead of helium-neon?

Is this how you normally work? Just hunches and guesses and stuff?

 Leonard : I understand that you're going through a bit of a career crisis.

 Leonard : You're searching for some other area where you can feel valuable and productive.

 Leonard : But I need to tell you something, and listen carefully.

Come on, I don't want you to feel like you can't tell me things.

 Monica : It's this dumb thing that Ross made up to try to fool our parents.

 Monica : It's a way of giving the finger without actually having to give it.

It was the first time I realized I was cooler than my big brother.

 Castle : - that developed that technology? - Yeah. That's right.

 Castle : That's probably why Sam Parker went out of his way to romance her.

 Beckett : They should be able to tell us whether your security was compromised,

 Beckett : Well, like the man said, it's a business like any other.

 Beckett : but there's evidence that Jake was trying to steal information.

 Sarah Reed : He never loved me. He was just using me the whole time.

 Forensic It Guy : This guy was good. He was running a secret e-mail client

 Forensic It Guy : from inside a hidden partition in his hard drive.

 Forensic It Guy : He set things up so that he could send e-mails outside the company network

 Forensic It Guy : - in case anyone ever came snooping. - What kind of e-mails?

Actually, l barely knew him. l came because l heard Chandler's news.

Can l ask you a personal question? How do you shave your beard so close?

You gave them one day's notice. Not everyone checks the website every day.

 Marshall : How would you like those to be your father's last words?

I especially like what I see about implementing a new filing system.

 Wilson : The allergic reaction happened while she was in a clean room.

So Mommy builds her little angel a John Travolta-quality bubble.

 House : Dr. Cuddy doesn't need to wear thong panties, but it's not our call.

 Cuddy : They've tested everyone who came anywhere near that room,

 Chase : Maybe it's not what was there, it's what she was doing.

 Chase : So the boyfriend brought in an allergen and is lying about it.

 House : Recheck Mom, Dad, the girl, the boy, the room and the home.

 Thirteen : Any more clots keep forming, he may not last 24 hours.

 Foreman : He got worse on steroids, which suggests it's not autoimmune.

We should just pick the top 10 possibilities and treat for all of them.

 Eddie : a very good chance that I could end up John Doe at the county ME.

 Burke : What the hell is the matter with you that you won't just let me?

Without parents to defy, we break the rules we make for ourselves.

 Leonard : When was the last time you and I built something together?

 Penny : so we brought you some lunch and we are gonna go look for 'em.

 Howard : There's a lot of tedious setup, but once we get through that

 Howard : if you guys could wrap these pipe fittings with Teflon tape.

We're forming an explorato committee for a possible r at governor.

 Beckett : I'll do my best to keep the nature of your business private.

Listen, listen, listen to me, Jack. You're swinging in the wind on this.

 Weldon : I'll leave you guys to work through this, unless, Rick,

 Weldon : you want to take a look at our new library initiative?

 Castle : For the New York Public Library? My first love? Anything.

 Beckett : police investigations are usually conducted by the police.

 Shay : and I have to get all my ducks in a row before this thing breaks.

All right, that is it! This is our apartment, and you cannot behave this way!

 Chandler : Those plates may not be as nice as the pretty pink ones that l picked out...

...but they're important to Monica. And l want you to apologize to her, now.

 Chandler whispering : By the way, that fight was totally arousing.

lf l die and Rachel dies and Monica dies, you can totally take care of Emma.

Okay. But you should know he eats a lot and shoves pennies up his nose.

 Rachel : Both of them are here? Both of them? Both of them are here?

 Sheldon : and that everybody has to do things they don't want to do.

 Sheldon : even though he didn't want to, which was look at my stupid face.

 Beckett : You just want to find out more about genies and wishes.

 Marion : It's arguably the greatest discovery in the last 50 years.

 Castle : Now, this, Dr. Baker, is what I need your expertise with.

 Marion : Well, I certainly hope it isn't. Genies are frightful creatures.

In Arabic, they use the same word for demon as they do for genie.

 Leonard : Sorry, you little nerd. You were just in the wrong boys' room at the wrong time.

 Sheldon : ...we need the appropriate words to mark this historic scientific event.

 Raj after watching complete destruction of toaster oven : All right, what's next?

 Monica : -She put you on the map. -As a romancer of the elderly.

This stuff is so way in the past. You've been through so much since then.

 Beckett : I mean, given the kinds of people that he dealt with?

 Castle : Or do you think he was killed because of his background?

 Beckett : Hey, Ryan, can you look into Joe McUsic's halfway house?

I already spoke with the staff. They don't remember any conflicts,

 Beckett : You were leaving town in a hurry, Mr. Muller. Any reason why?

It failed to mention that the defendant's homeboy was gonna kill me.

 Tony Mueller : Yesterday this guy follows me into the courthouse bathroom

No, no, but he was going on and on about how Otis Williams is innocent.

 Tony Mueller : Yes! Which is why when I saw Joe bite it, right in front of me,

On this play, I want you to do a down-and-out to the right, okay?

 Howard : Where, as I'm sure you know, no one can hear you scream.

 Raj : I've been there as well. I like your T-shirts with the little pocket.

 Bethany : Yeah. Why don't we go somewhere else and have some fun?

 House : There is no risk to a cortisol injection. If I'm wrong, big deal.

 House : He goes home a vegetable, like he already is. But if I'm right--

 Ross : Rachel moving to another country? Not being able to see her every day?

Do you think if Ralph Lauren offered her her old job back, she would take it?

 Chandler : Is this the best way to use one of your three magic wishes?

 Ross : I met him at that Christmas party. I mean, we really hit it off.

- The guy who kept calling you "Ron"? - I didn't say we were brothers!

Look, here's the bottom line. This is fixable if we act fast, okay?

 Ross : Sweetie, I could be the bigger man. I could be the biggest man.

 Ross : I could be a big, huge, giant man, it still wouldn't make a difference.

Except I could pick your father up and say, "Like me! Like me, tiny doctor!"

- $300? Are you kidding? - That's okay. Let me get my checkbook.

 Howard : If he really wants to stay and finish, I can give him a ride home.

 Leonard : Sheldon, it's... Wait, I can go home without you? Bye.

- Based on content, it could either be filed... - Wait, you opened this?

I had to find out if it's personal correspondence or memorabilia.

 Penny : Howard is your best friend, and that is his girlfriend.

 Penny : Well, I know that. How do you know that? My sister told me.

 Penny : Okay, listen, just because Howard and Bernadette are having problems,

 Lupe : How bad is this cancer? Yesterday you thought I had a chance.

 Foreman : We destroyed the part of your body that was fighting it off.

 Foreman : but your immune system is nonexistent because of the radiation.

Mr. Dickerson is such a nice man. I hope he didn't kill my baby.

They are, aren't they? It's not because I'm wearing a plate glass window?

 ADDISON : I've got to get her oxygen and I'm going to need a portable chest! Stat!

Oh, yes. One of the girls who lives with Georgie. In some kind of setup there.

 MR. O'MALLEY : Men and women live together without being, you know, men and women.

 MR. O'MALLEY : - It's like a neutral thing. - So nothing sexual?

 MRS. O'MALLEY : Dr. Burke. Georgie's always saying Dr. Burke this, Dr. Burke that.

He's incredible. One of the best cardiothoracic guys in the world.

-Weren't you supposed to do something? -Good luck with Elizabeth, my man.

 House : Taub feels confident enough to turn the spotlight on himself.

Thirty three, Brown grad, family therapist, HOUSE : Nice choice.

 House : Great relationships often start with snap decisions aimed at proving me wrong.

 Adams : Air bubble in the doll could mean the silicone is degrading.

 Dominika : But old naked lady in 3-C is eating a whole block of cheese.

 Molly happily : I only have a second, but I went to that time travel lecture.

 Leonard : Hey, I know it's none of my business, but where did the money come from?

 Penny : The biggest thing was, out of the blue, Kurt shows up...

 Penny : Yes. He said he was feeling guilty and wanted to do what was right.

 Leonard : Did he give any reason as to why he came to this moral epiphany?

 Penny : We're having dinner tomorrow night. And I get to wear my new beret. Ha, ha.

 Beckett : Actually, we follow other leads. It's something that we call "working. "

 Castle : Other leads! Good. Since we both know he didn't do it.

 Beckett : In real life, we don't dismiss a suspect just because he appears too guilty.

 Castle : The guy's a multimillionaire. He's not gonna be dumb enough

 Beckett : It doesn't matter. Those rugs were custom-designed for Creason's hotel,

If one went missing, what room it's from, and maybe who had access.

 Beckett : that a man whose murder you celebrated by drinking champagne

 Lawyer : You can't expect my client to be responsible for their whereabouts.

Fine. Just a misunderstanding. She didn't want me to go with her.

 Ross : She just wanted to let me know she's going to Florida for a spring vacation.

 Chandler : Wait a minute. Is she going for spring vacation or spring break? Wahoo!

Spring vacation, you're doing nice things with your grandparents.

 Phoebe : -What did you do on yours? -I went to Egypt with my dad.

 Chandler : I can see it now. "Look, Dad, it's the Sphinx, wahoo!"

 Ross : I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than : "Spring break, wahoo!"

We met at the newsstand. We both grabbed for the last Field and Stream.

 Marshall : at least I got the sound of his pocket to console me.

 Bernadette : maybe you can take your friend out for a nice thank-you dinner.

 Lily : Very carefully drive it back here with the windows open,

 Robin : Are the really messy parts... The pools that have collected.

Oh, God! We're gonna end up floating in the river with cement shoes on!

 Leo : You parked here? Are you kidding me? Don't you see this neighborhood?

 Ryan : Surveillance cam footage outside the church backs Sister Mary's story.

 Ryan : Guy spent 20 years rising through the ranks of the Irish Mob.

 Gates : Dolan and his kill squad are as smart as they are ruthless.

 Esposito : They say that he's been off their radar the past few days.

 Esposito : Maybe a turf war or a power struggle within the O'Reilly family.

 Leonard : The dealer doesn't care, Kripke has no authority over us,

 Sheldon : It's partially torn off, but the segment that remains reads : 

 Sheldon : There's a national helium reserve in Amarillo, Texas.

 Cameron : - We should tell her parents. - Why stop there? Call the cops.

 Chase : And if we nip it in the bud here, teenagers will never again have sex.

 Chase : The parents will find out when they get the bill anyway.

 Cameron : So you're fine with them finding out as long as you don't have to tell them?

 Cameron : Too bad it's not you giving the sample. We'd be done by now.

 House : Boyfriend sneaks in to get his freak on the night before the anaphylaxis.

 Cameron : Love is an emotion certain people experience, similar to happiness.

 House : What did he do to protect her, Brillo Pad his privates?

 House : Don't worry. I'll return him in roughly the same condition.

Hey, I'm having dinner with my dad tomorrow night. Do you wanna come?

So we'll come up with some kind of signal. If it's going well, you can take off.

No, I just need you there for support. I haven't told him that I'm pregnant yet.

Because I know he's gonna flip out, and I hate it when he's angry.

No, Phoeb, wait. He's a scary guy. I mean, one time he caught me smoking.

 Rachel : He said if he ever saw me doing that again, he'd make me eat the entire pack.

Oh, my God! Monica, he's the stripper from your bachelorette party!

 House : We'd be seeing other symptoms besides a single eye misalignment.

 Foreman : Started in his lung, which caused the pleural effusion.

 Foreman : Then it metastasized to his liver, which made it slough cells.

 Foreman : And then went to his brain, behind the eye, which caused it to roll back into his head.

I have a better chance of finding it now that I know exactly where to look.

You remove this kid's eye, he's only gonna behalf as good at not making eye contact.

 Sheldon : They can increase the risk of a urinary tract infection.

 Sheldon : Oh, and no swordfish, king mackerel, shark or tilefish,

 Meredith : There were no tests ordered, and the baby has a murmur.

 Intern : It's a benign systolic ejection murmur. It goes away with age.

 Intern : - He's not even on your service. - You sure it's benign?

 Intern : I'm a doctor, too, you know. You should get out of here.

 Izzie : I wouldn't have called you, but I can't get the translator.

 Esposito : Yo, Ryan's hunting through traffic cam footage looking for that van.

 Esposito : In the meantime, things with Hasim just keep getting weirder.

 Esposito : It looks like he was using it to monitor an active bug

 Esposito : installed in some apartment about a half a mile from his place.

 Beckett : Wait a minute. Sara El-Masri was one of the students in the Joyce class.

 Beckett : She was one of the girls on Bram Stoker's flirt list.

 Ryan : Unfortunately, there were no traffic or security cams near the crime scene.

 Monica : - We're gonna have to unscrew the chain. - Hurry, I can't feeI my ears.

 Monica : - Chandler, where are your tools? - Oh, I left them on my bulldozer.

 Leonard : Yeah. This morning he used a stick of butter as deodorant.

 Leonard : I haven't seen him this stuck since he tried to figure out the third Matrix movie.

 Raj as Sheldon reaches out and grabs from his plate : Hey. Those are my lima beans.

 Raj : But if I don't eat my lima beans, I can't have my cookie.

 Beckett : You don't want to kill me, Harden. You know I'm a cop.

 Beckett : You help me take down Lazarus, you can set any deal you want.

 Elena : He sent me because he owed you. He said he wanted you to live.

 Beckett : from this photo that she took with her boyfriend Cam Magani.

 Castle : Going after her would raise the killer's infamy to new heights.

 Beckett : We've been trying to get a hold of you and Cam Magani.

 Beckett : Well, maybe not, but we need to take you back to the precinct.

 Alexis : to hold my breath, cross my fingers, and wish upon a star,

 Martha : Alexis, darling, help me with the Duck I'Orange, s'il vous plait.

 Castle : And I didn't get a chance to properly thank you for saving my life.

 Beckett : There's no need, Castle. We're partners. It's what we do.

 Beckett : Okay, first of all, I can't even believe that you're keeping score.

The first time I distracted that mad gunman with the champagne bottle.

 Castle : put a bomb in your kitchen while you were taking a shower.

 Cameron : He's continuing to build up fluid in his abdominal cavity as well as the dura.

 House : Not after spending the last week getting pumped full of IV antibiotics.

You notice anything odd about the shape of the fluid collection?

 House : Unless the dural layer was already separated from the brain

 Thirteen : Luckily, I have a friend who's staying at my place taking care of my dog.

 Thirteen : You're either honest or dishonest, I figured the safer choice is to...

 Sheldon : ...where women and men of all races and creeds work side by side as equals.

 Leonard : You mean where they were advanced enough to invent an interstellar warp drive...

 Howard : Oh, I did spend a lot of my shower time with Lieutenant Uhura.

 Sheldon : ...I don't appreciate being forced to do banal committee work.

 Sheldon : Exactly. It's like asking the Human Torch to heat up your frozen burrito.

 Leonard : Got it. All right, I'm thinking one way to counter bias in the peer-review process...

 Leonard : ...is for papers to be submitted under gender-neutral names...

 Sheldon : I suppose there is a history of professional women...

 Sheldon : Harry Potter's J.K. Rowling, uh, Star Trek's D.C. Fontana.

 Howard : All right. I think we've really helped women today. Let's fire up the Xbox.

 Leonard : Don't make this a school project where I'm the smart kid doing the work...

Doug wants to play tennis. He never talks to me outside of work.

 Mrs Koothrappali : They just adopted the cutest little Punjabi baby.

 Dr Koothrappali : Your parents are comfortable with limited earning potential?

 Dr Koothrappali : Put the computer down and gather your friends.

 Howard as they gather : Is it just me or does web-chatting with your clothes on seem a little pointless?

 Izzie : She didn't tell us before. So I documented it in her med list.

 Burke : - What other doctor? - Cristina. She was wandering the halls.

 Kalpana : Won't I need a pacemaker or a permanent internal defibrillator?

 Burke : Although it would be unusual for rheumatic heart disease

 Burke : to cause ventricular dysrhythmias, we've still got to check your valves.

 Izzie : I thought your doctorate was in neuropharmacology, not medicine.

 Meredith : I mean, she's still here, being Addison, but it's not like I'm jealous.

 Cristina looking at the chart : - That's odd. - It's odd that I'm not jealous?

 Cristina : It's your territory and she's peeing all over it. What's odd is Burke's patient.

- Why the interest in Burke's patient? - This has nothing to do with Burke.

 Meredith : You lost a fallopian tube, a baby, and a boyfriend all in one day.

You're losing McDreamy to his wife. You have a right to be jealous.

I did not lose McDreamy. Divorce papers, remember? And I'm not jealous.

 Cristina : - And I'm not upset. - You really should be in your room.

If this was reversed, would you want to spend time with your mother

 Castle : I wonder if she could get arrested in New York. I know people now.

 Martha : Who has dedicated their entire life to the greatest profession in the world?

 Esposito : I never understood why we never shut these guys down.

But if you look close, instead of a "GG," the initials say "CC."

 Ryan : Not exact. And that's what keeps these guys from getting busted.

 Castle : You ladies picking out something pretty for yourselves?

 Brant : Going into intelligence was the quickest way lo up my security clearance.

 Brant : Part of my job was to grab a cup of tea with the locals.

 Brant : If there was another attack, civilian casualties, and I had done nothing...

 Park : Your spleen. It's enlarged. We should do a biopsy and look for any...

 Chase : We need to squeeze his spleen to release the ones he's got.

 Big Nosed Rachel : Chip dumped her, and he wants to come over to my house!

 Fat Monica : Oh, gosh. Listen, if you and Chip do it tonight...

Totally. It's not that big a deal. We already kind of did it once.

And Chip promised that this time it'd last at least for an entire song.

 Emma Carnes : I mean, the truth is we probably got married too young.

 Jeremy Preswick : but you seem incredibly nice and you're gorgeous,

 Jeremy Preswick : and I'm certain that it was entirely my fault

 Beckett : Do you know what Jeremy had been doing with himself recently?

 Emma Carnes : he was dating the youngest, hottest women he could find,

 Beckett : And do you have any idea what he might have been doing

 Emma Carnes : No. I'm sorry, but we haven't even spoken in almost a year.

 Beckett : to see if it sparks anything. Would you mind coming along?

 Jeremy Preswick : Nope. You can say it. I'm the worst witness ever.

 Wilson : because you don't think it's possible for someone to be faithful in a relationship?

 House : And you need to tell me that. Look. I am not having an affair.

 Wilson : I had lunch with someone I work with... at work. Once.

 Beckett : Okay, so, the Street Sports Festival kicked off yesterday.

 Castle : It's all the more impressive given his humble origins.

 Castle : He bounced around foster care after his mother went to prison.

 Castle : Then he ran off to California, made his mark as a skater,

 Castle : Not in the bio, but obviously there's more to the story.

 Beckett : Why would someone ride an off-road bike on the streets?

 Ryan : Unless it's the only type of bike the killer had access to.

 Ryan : CSU is checking to see if any of those are a match to the track.

 Esposito : Six months ago, Logan showed him up at an event in Los Angeles,

 Beckett : A reigning champion unable to cope with defeat. That sounds familiar.

 Bracken : I strengthened the safety net to protect kids like Lamar,

 Bracken : I created jobs in those neighborhoods, I've done great things.

 Beckett : So save me your campaign speeches about the "great things."

 Bracken : You're a disgraced cop obsessed with her mother's murder.

 Beckett : I don't think you're in a position to threaten, Senator.

 Mark : Are you trying to poison me or just trying to make my day worse?

 Addison : I have an amazing surgery today, Karev, if you want in.

I'm sorry, Olivia. I just... You're going to have to tell Dr. Yang

 Rachel : Pheebs, is your grandmother maybe saying that you should live here alone?

 Rachel : She said that since you get to keep the one-bedroom apartment...

She didn't say "chair," she said "share." You should share the one-bedroom apartment.

 Townsend : They keep coming to my door and asking me how I feel about

 Townsend : you were always straight with me and I just need to know,

 Montgomery : If we make an arrest, you'll be the first to know.

 Eugene : I remember putting the bow to the strings and pulling.

 Burke : He says he will go somewhere else if I refuse. I might let him.

"A crime is a wrong arising from the violation of a public duty.

"A tort is a wrong arising from the violation of a private duty."

 Beckett : Well, I think you and your brain are more than ready.

 Richard Castle : Hey, Alexis. Don't you have a mid-term this morning?

 Castle : Yeah, like I don't lose enough arguments to her already.

 Castle : What about you? You ever regret it? Not getting your law degree?

 Beckett : Um, I'd rather take criminals down than send them up.

 Castle : Because with your mind, I bet you could have made Chief Justice.

 Beckett : are you guys talking about the Policemen's Benevolent fundraiser?

 Chad : There's nothing like watching the show from house seats.

 Beckett : So, Chad, tell us. How long have you been a page with SNT?

 Mrs Cooper : Now, after a moment of silent meditation, I'm gonna end with "in Jesus' name"...

 Mrs Cooper : ...but you two don't feel any obligation to join in.

It was always Sheldon's favorite. You know what the secret ingredient is?

 Mrs Cooper : He's like a baby deer. You gotta let him come to you.

 Leonard : You're a physicist. You belong at the university doing research, not in your room.

 Travis Brennan : to destroy the polio virus and heal nerve damage.

 Cristina : I'm ready. I'm fine. Meredith talked me down. I'm fine.

Oh, no. I can do this. You know, I had a momentary freak out, but now I'm fine.

 Burke : I know you don't want to come, but that you'll come anyway because you love me.

 Cristina : And maybe I didn't want to before, but I want to now.

There's no one else in the world I would ask to marry me three times.

It's almost as if people don't want to hear that their babies are ugly.

is it makes you want to stick your cool new mountain bike in the garage...

There's only one way to confirm A.I.P... Urine sample made during the attack.

 Chase : And there's no way to predict when he'll have another attack.

 House : Acute Intermittent Porphyria has very specific triggers.

 House : Barbiturates, alcohol, high levels of protein will set off an attack.

 Stacy : Which trigger do you think set off Mark's? Not the faintest idea.

So if he has this, and you trigger an attack, the attack makes him worse, right?

 House : Yeah. But then we'll know what it is and we can treat it.

But if I don't have this thing and you give me that shot, what happens?

 House : No idea. If we don't know what's messing up your brain, we don't know how you'll react.

 House : he was incapable of admitting any point of view but his own.

 House : He punished failure, and he did not accept anything less than...

 House : Maybe if he'd been a better father, I'd be a better son.

 House : But I am what I am because of him. For better or for worse.

 Sheldon : A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?"

 Sheldon : I can hear you metabolizing oxygen and expelling carbon dioxide.

It looks like we have some academic dignitaries in the audience.

 Sheldon : ...only man who's happy when they take his work for granite.

 House : Yeah. I thought I'd take a break from the whole hooker thing.

 Dr. Green : So, what's new with you? Knocked up any more of my daughters lately?

 Howard : ...because there's no gravity, the throw-up kind of floats there.

 Esposito : So maybe he shoots his wife, then goes shoot some hoops,

 Esposito : injures his friend, brings him inside to establish an alibi.

 Castle : Vicky Westlake had an argument with one of her workers on Friday.

 Castle : This is me simply making a point about remaining objective.

 Amber Patinelli : Of course. Oh, my God, it's just so terrible.

 Amber Patinelli : Oh, my God, you don't think that Morris did this?

 Amber Patinelli : Vicky was afraid of getting mugged, so she didn't wear it much.

 Amber Patinelli : Vicky looked for it in her jewelry box last week, and it was missing.

 Amber Patinelli : Morris was hired to make a cabinet for the master bath.

 Amber Patinelli : Vicky told him if he didn't return the ring, she'd have to call the police.

 Amber Patinelli : He came to the house on Monday morning and he made a scene.

 Amber Patinelli : He said that if she didn't stop telling lies, bad things would happen.

 Leonard : I hope she wasn't anything like my flatmate from Texas.

 Raj : you could have put a little more thought into Windows Vista."

 Mr Druthers : Then again, you seem to like rehashing old ideas.

 Leonard : Fine. If I don't meet someone soon, you can put me in a home.

 Howard phone rings : Excuse me. That's my girlfriend, Bernadette.

 Cuddy : Natalie's liver's continuing to fail. And now bradycardia.

 House : Alcohol withdrawal would cause her heart to race, not crawl.

 House : It's hitting all her organs. Could be the blood. What's her Alk-Phos?

 Cuddy : She's a teenager, means bone growth and destruction could throw it off.

 Cuddy : Her heart and liver are about to give up. Do whatever you need to.

 Wilson : With brain involvement? The committee won't even open the file.

 Ms. Corwin the Teacher : - Wait a second. - You're saying this actually happened?

 Zack : It had to be him. He's, like, totally obsessed with old movies.

 Colleen : So you're here to talk to the principal about something Timmy did?

 House : To dig myself out of a hole. Instead I dug a bigger one.

 House : Unless you two got busted for some sort of revenge plot,

 House : which, of course, means you are ashamed, and yet you're the victim.

 Howard : This is good practice. I mean, you are gonna be a mom someday, right?

 Howard : It's called the dove pan. You let everyone see the pan is empty...

I had a rough night, thought l'd go for a walk and clear my head.

 Rachel : He can press her up against that window as much as he wants.

 Rachel : For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing.

Monica, I'll come by tomorrow and pick up Fluffy's old cat toys, okay?

 Ross : Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington's cat toys?

 Joey : - You're getting a cat? - Actually, we're getting a cat.

 Chandler : ...do you think Snoopy should still be allowed to fly this thing?

 Gunther : You remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained?

That's why every year they produced a video to improve the bank's image.

What makes Goliath National Bank different from other big banks?

 Marshall : First of all, that line makes me sound like a hooker

 Marshall : Randy, did you send the Hermanson contracts downtown?

 Holliwel : I'm sorry, Detective. I don't really enjoy being proved right.

 Holliwel : It didn't take too much to figure out that he was being tipped off by a cop.

 Holliwel : Luckily, we had an informant at the time that confirmed it,

 Holliwel : but before we were able to arrest Thornton, he disappeared.

 Holliwel : When we found his car, we just assumed Racine killed him.

 Holliwel : it seems like it would take a little bit of planning, a little help.

 Montgomery : - Wait a minute... - lf it'll get you off my back.

 Chandler : If that is your father calling to tell this story...

 Chandler : I figured I would try to convince him not to tell the story anymore...

 Assistant : How are we doing this afternoon? Looking for anything special?

 Sheldon : Excuse me. I don't see why you get to snort derisively...

 Sheldon : ...and point that out. You'd be lucky to land a fellow like me.

Great. Trouble with girIfriends is what's putting my daughter through U.S.C.

 Sheldon : Every day, people go to the grocery store and come home with sacks...

 Sheldon : ...full of carbon in the form of charcoal briquettes...

 Sheldon : But just because you've got some carbon with the atoms stacked neatly...

 Leonard : But every time I talk to her about moving out, she cries and we have sex.

 Raj : You're lucky. With me, it's usually the other way around.

 Howard : You know, if you can't talk to her, why don't you just text her?

- Isn't that kind of cowardly? - Oh, yeah. It's beyond contemptible.

That's true. But, on the other hand, you are wearing a bird sweater.

 Cuddy : House, we've never even had a conversation about our breakup.

 Foreman : I found a puncture in the dorsal vein of her left foot.

 Foreman : she was injecting herself with her own red blood cells.

 Foreman : She was researching blood doping, among other things.

 Kutner : All the fMRI showed is House was right. She was lying.

 House : Only relevant if it could cause pulmonary edema and delirium.

 Thirteen : We find out our patient's been raped, and that's your response?

 House : Maybe if we all stop wringing our hands, we could solve this thing

 Foreman : Gonococcal endocarditis would explain the pulmonary edema, the delirium.

 House : Yesterday, you were all BFF, now you think she's pathological.

 Thirteen : She lied about dead parents because it's better than rapist parents.

 Foreman : It's not stress. She has none of the usual manifestations.

 House : Yeah, she's drowning in her own lungs, and she's delirious.

 MEREDITH : ...learn from the guilt and do your best to move on.

And until I know what that good is, no, I'm not depositing the check.

 Chase : Catheter's out. There's no way to collect the sample. - Heart rate's in the 40s. Bradycardia.

 House : Start the patient on 150 milligrams glucose, 75 milligrams Hematin.

 Monica : -We're booked solid for the next month. -Well, l can't give you a massage...

 Ross : -Phoebe, what happened? -Well, it was an accident, you know.

...to taste my food. Saturday, there's a waiting list of 50 people.

Oh, no. You guys aren't supposed to get divorced for seven years.

 Sheldon : What if every person in front of us lets someone cut?

 Chase : I just spotted a couple of hot girls by the chocolate fountain.

 Woman : Why should we listen to you? You cut the line yourself.

 Penny : To be honest, I'm surprised you cared about the wedding at all.

 Beckett : I mean, it just feels like all of this is one big sign.

 Brady : The lab results came back negative for gunshot residue,

 Brady : Rich weekender getting murdered, not exactly good for business.

 Brady : I will drop the interference charge if you help out with the investigation.

 Beckett : As long as word doesn't get back to my precinct that I'm doing this.

 Brody : Let's see. Bullets pulled from the victim were 30 caliber.

 Beckett : In the meantime, we should interrogate Natalia Roosevelt.

 Brody : Oh, I already spoke to her. She has no motive for killing Franklin.

 Mark : I was in this to win, sir. I don't know if he's your new Chief,

 Mark : but if he is, he got there because I made him fight for it.

 Derek : Why don't you tell me what really happened up there on the mountain.

 Dale : He started freaking out. Keeps saying down's the way to go.

 Dale : Then he starts climbing down. We were tied together, and just like that...

We're falling. I swing out with my ax... just trying to catch a rock.

 Andy : I clip Lonnie in the back of the head. The ax just... snags.

 Rachel sad Smile Again : But I love you, and I really believe that you love me.

 Rachel sad Smile Again : And at this point, either I walk away,

 Rachel sad Smile Again : or I try to accept who you really are.

 House : So what causes problems in the stomach, heart, nerves...

 House bending And Sniffing Taub. Thirteen And Chase Are Perplex : Taub's wife gave the green light for an open marriage.

 House bending And Sniffing Taub. Thirteen And Chase Are Perplex : He's wearing cologne but not the stink of shame.

 Taub even More Smug : I am going out with Maya tonight with Rachel's blessing.

 Alex : For a kiss to be really good, you want it to mean something.

 Alex : So that when your lips finally touch, you feel it everywhere.

 Alex : A kiss so hot and so deep you never want to come up for air.

Because when you find that right person, a first kiss is everything.

 Burke : We completed the operation. And I expect that she will make a full recovery.

 House : You're mad at me. Fine, I get that. Take it out on me, not on her.

 Foreman : because if we put that heart into someone, they won't survive.

 Chase : You want us to do a differential diagnosis on a dead person?

 Howard : Before I met Bernadette, I was in here every other day.

Little tip, turn off your "I Like Big Butts" ringtone before you go in.

 Raj : If you weren't screwing around with Sheldon's assistant...

 Raj : Oh, of course not, she was just sniffing around your goods...

So am I crazy, or does Phoebe's mom remind anyone else of a cat?

 Beckett : Um, okay. What about the gas mask? Anything from that?

 Esposito : It looks military, but we're still trying to run it down.

 Esposito : Meantime, Ryan's pulling camera footage from the surrounding area.

 Esposito : exiting one of the access points to the utility tunnel.

Ooh, that'd be nice. We could relax, have a glass of wine and...

 Beckett : And yet you think you could survive being stuck in a space capsule

 Castle : Maybe you shouldn't have been so quick to sublet your place.

 Toby : His only companions, mongrel dogs and malarial mosquitoes.

 Toby : ...who promised to introduce him to a merciful, loving God...

 Toby : ...but who instead introduced him to a gin-pickled tongue...

 Penny : ...than you coming to the showcase, now I get to watch you watch me.

 Bailey : We're slowly raising her body temperature with warming blankets,

 Addison : We want her to regain as much strength as possible before we operate again.

 Addison : But at the same time, we want to repair the damage as soon as possible.

 Bailey : Melanie will die if we don't get her back to surgery soon enough.

 Bailey : And Melanie will die if we take her back to surgery too soon.

 Addison : You know how long a baby can survive inside its dead mother? Five minutes.

Their sole job is to care of Melanie. My job is to care for that baby.

I have a surgery scheduled, so when I step foot on that elevator and leave,

 Addison : you are going to be the only person on this entire floor

Can I talk to one of the best men? This is going to be the last time.

 Joey : No, but it's okay. She just came in and gave him a hug. That's it.

 Joey : I'm about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night.

 Chandler : That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!

 Tag : I know we broke up because you thought I was immature, but I've grown up.

 House : If your sex organs are aesthetically pleasing, you're the Yanks.

Sounds logical, if you don't think about it for more than three seconds.

 House : I just told you that if the danglers lose, they're out.

 House : will be good enough at science. They'll be too emotional.

 Amber : You don't like me because maybe I'm a little bit competitive.

 Amber : It's a game. You can either play for fun or play to win.

 Thirteen : He wouldn't be playing this game if he didn't already know the answer.

 Twin 15b : Picks bacteria-infested things up with its bacteria-infested mouth,

 Robin : They're just as misleading as beer goggles, bridesmaid goggles,

 Barney : The lady with the big nipples is coming to give a sexual harassment seminar,

 Barney : and I bribed one of the maintenance guys to keep the room at a brisk 55 degrees!

 Lily : - And, did it work? - Like gangbusters. We're buddies again.

 Randy : Even in the shower, the farthest we ever get is hugging.

 Chandler : If you were getting married, I'd never do anything to upset you.

 Phoebe : One for me, and one for the guy pointing the gun to my head."

Because it would be silly to take it out if we're just gonna put it back in again.

 Sebastian : Yeah, if House doesn't think it's TB, why would he have you test for that?

You're just mad because he's closer to a Nobel Prize than you are.

 House : And yet I've nailed more Swedish babes. Crazy, crazy world.

 House : McDonald's makes a better hamburger than your mother because they make more?

 Wilson : So you hate him because the lives he saves aren't as good as the lives you save?

 House : Nobel invented dynamite. I won't accept his blood money.

 Mandy : - That is not the top of my head. - Close enough for clinic.

 Cameron : - Why do you want me back? - 'Cause you're a good doctor.

 Overhead Speaker Voice : Please remain calm and stay in line. A doctor will see you shortly.

 Overhead Speaker Voice : When you see a doctor, you will receive a blue or yellow form.

 Overhead Speaker Voice : Patients with blue forms must immediately exit to the parking lot.

 Monica : Until then, you need to keep your tadpoles in the tank.

 Monica : -Just a few routine tests. -But l don't want to do it in a cup.

 Monica : -What is the big deal? -lt's weird! You're in a doctor's office.

 Beckett : And they found research on how to build the same device

 Castle : So Jesse blew up his own protest? Why would he do that?

BECKETT : So, then, maybe Jesse had a partner. And that's who triggered the bomb.

 Castle : You said that remote had a range of about 100 feet, right?

 Castle : We need to take another look at the sequence of events.

 Castle : The answer is in the story, so let's start at the beginning.

 Leann West : Make sure you get the crowd in the background, Mark.

 Mark : Another shot of you and the chanting masses. I'm so over this protest.

 Leann : Yeah, next time, we'll do a piece on Brazilian runway models. I promise.

 Mark : Gonna hold you to that. All right, let's roll this puppy.

 Malone : At that hour, it's mainly recruits who are left in the building.

And only members of Company 38 have access to that weapons cage.

 Ortiz : she will be joining us today as a special guest instructor.

 Beckett : That being said, this is not going to be the last time

So I didn't get that apartment. Some problem with my application.

 Javier Esposito : You sure this is where she said she was going?

 Kevin Ryan : Tory said she still can't get a trace on Beckett's phone.

 Esposito : I want every available unit canvassing. Ask everyone questions.

Okay, we're gonna dig into all security and traffic cams in the area.

Any ATMs, businesses, anything with eyes on the street! Go, go, go!

 Castle : whatever he's calling himself, it's him and it's Nieman.

 Castle : Meanwhile, they use Amy Barrett as bait to draw Beckett out.

 Ryan : Mr. Boudreau, shortly after leaving to meet with your friend, Amy Barrett,

 Tyson : I don't know. I've been in police custody until an hour ago.

but I need to get off the plane, .....okay? I need to tell someone that I love love them.

- Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off...

 Chase : You can't leave. You lit a fuse, you need to watch the bomb go off.

 Chase : Except for the part where imaging shows no sign of muscle crush.

 House : I want you to rock out to the music, the way you did last night.

 Taub : which could lead to an infection-laced struvite kidney stone.

 13 : If it's a struvite stone, she needs to break it up quickly

 House : These are the supplies and medications she has available.

 Kutner : Discovery Channel. I like watching them blow stuff up.

 House : Women's billiards is the only thing that's keeping him alive.

 House : I'm an avid reader of Committees with Hotties message boards.

Studies conducted at major hospitals indicate that happy patients recover faster.

 House : Studies conducted in my apartment show that TV makes people happy.

 Cameron : Charging patients for cable is bringing in 13 grand a month.

 House : Until this injustice is righted, I am going to waste 13 grand a day.

 Mom : Wait. Jessica already eats right, and she exercises every day.

And we've done everything they've recommended. - I understand, but...

 Mom : If diet and exercise are the treatment, then the diagnosis is wrong.

 Cameron : It might be. But the only way we'll know is if you let us do this test.

 Lucille : It's really bad, especially at night. It's like my heart is on fire. Like it's, um...

What? I take it you never mentioned this during any of your prenatal visits.

 House : Sorry, you don't get to make that call unless you have a stethoscope. Union rules.

 Lucille : I know when I'm pregnant, all right? I have six kids.

 Lucille : That's why my husband had a vasectomy, and we use condoms.

 Howard : You ever really think about the Spider-Man theme song?

- I just put it in. It's gonna be a while. - I like rare chicken. Let's do this.

 Howard : So, Mrs. Rostenkowski, you took that trip to the Grand Canyon.

 Castle : That's fine. I've already seen everything I need to here, anyway.

Um, Ryan, see if you can get a hold of this building's superintendent.

 Beckett : Look for any security cams and try to reach out to her next of kin.

 Beckett : Espo, you and I should go to the school that she worked for,

 Beckett : see if they can tell us anything else about Shana's life.

 Beckett : No, I mean, I saw him spending hours on the computer,

 Beckett : Look, I know that he's doing this to spend time with me,

We watch him do yoga in his underwear, but for this he closes the drapes.

Honey, she may not have to watch it but she's going to have to do it.

 Monica : No, but I'll leave a sweater that smells like me right next to you.

 Beckett : There's no security video, either from the building or the street cams.

 Castle : Not that any self-respecting ninja would be caught on video.

 Beckett : But CSU is sweeping the place for prints, for evidence.

 Beckett : sitting on the building on the off chance that he returns.

 Ryan : Detective Beckett, this is Consulate Officer Amaya Tagami.

Jade Yamata's death is a terrible loss, and the Ambassador has asked me

 Amaya : I spoke to Jade's parents in Kyoto, and they, too, are anxious for news.

 Beckett : All we know is that the attacker may have a connection to Japan.

 Castle : Was she trying to get away from someone? Or something?

 Amaya : I don't think so. They told me she came here for her ballet career.

 Beckett : But in the meantime, could you tell us what this means?

This kanji is Izanami, the Shinto goddess of creation and death.

But the longer he stayed there, the more it was like he had never left Minnesota.

And yet somehow, despite this, we had all managed to become friends.

 Zoey : - Could someone pass the ketchup? - I hope I can pass this hot dog.

 Zoey : - Come on, man, I brought the wine. - Which is all gone.

 Zoey : I tell you what, you get this one bottle, I'll get the next three.

 Ted : - You're not getting out of this. - A date with my hot cousin?

 Esposito : Yeah, runs the South Bronx territory of Los Caballeros gang.

 Maria : That's impossible. I know Peter. He'd never use that stuff.

 Maria : But then he got mixed up in a gang and he tried to drag Peter in, too.

 Castle : Can you think of any reason why he'd be back in Peter's life?

 Maria : Hector was a devil. Peter would have never gotten mixed up with him again.

 Beckett : If Hector's as dangerous as advertised, things might get a little hairy.

"Hairy" is my middle name. That sounded a lot better in my head.

I'm gonna sew up your wound. You're gonna need about six stitches.

- She's, uh, taking time off. - To write another book, I suppose.

 Woman : You know how slow they are. She better take it with her.

All medical matter in a rape must stay with the person who collected it

[Cristina] You have a disorder called multinucleate cell angiohistiocytoma.

 House gets Up And Goes To His Desk : It happens, we can't save everyone.

You're not really buying that. Haven't you embarrassed me enough?

 Bernadette : -Hello, Howard. -Wait, Bernadette, I need to talk to you.

 Howard : You asked me to think about where our relationship was going...

 Bernadette : Howard, we've only been on three dates. We haven't even had sex yet.

 Taub : You don't understand. This whole thing was just a game to House.

 Penny : I didn't know what else to do. He had those big, sad eyes.

 Amy : If that's all it takes, it's a good thing you don't have a dog.

 Bernadette : Don't worry, you'll have plenty of chances to break up with him.

 Bernadette : Your wedding day, your honeymoon, your 50th anniversary.

 Howard : Hey, Bernie, guess what? I stood up to the other astronauts like you said.

 Castle : Yes, but without people like him, people like us would be out of a job.

Totally understand. I'll circle back around and update my client.

 Beckett : I need you to give me a rundown of narcotic signatures.

 Carl : we run a chromatographic impurity signature profile analysis.

and that'll help me determine whether they originated from the same source?

 Esposito : Hey, what are you meeting with CSU's narcotics guy for?

 Beckett : You know, Espo, I do have other cases that I have to supervise.

 Esposito : Ryan's scrubbing street cam footage near David's apartment.

But our dad said nobody won that game, and he was sick of our fighting.

...that's why Mom said we were not allowed to play football again.

You're just a little-bitty baby, you know that? But you've got....

 Ross : You've never done that before. Daddy made you laugh, huh?

 Sheldon : I say, let's get this party of the first part started!

 Leonard : Other unacceptable responses include : "It's nothing,"

 Sheldon : Mm. You seem to be forgetting the "no nostalgia" clause.

 Weiss : Please check with my company, there must have been a break-in.

 Esposito : at the Passageway storage facility in the middle of the night.

 Monica : Well, if I had them taken out, then I wouldn't be able to do this.

Here's the thing. The cornrows were a solution to your frizzy-hair problem.

Now that we're home, you don't have that problem. If you think about it...

 Monica : - What? You said you liked them. - Did I? Let's refresh.

 Vilante : If he has the toxin and the antidote, they'll find 'em.

 Vilante : maybe you'll find a place for a dashing Colombian-American federal agent.

 Mccord : Either that, or it's already out there, ready to be deployed.

 Mccord : I understand that five of your relatives were killed in that U.S. Missile strike.

 Rasheed : And for that I blame Anwar, and them for being with him.

 Monica : -You just gotta do it. -I know. But it's just so hard.

You try to run out of the restaurant before she's finished the note.

 Joey : Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

...I gotta say goodbye, and I gotta say it quick because this is killing me.

 Joey : One thing you gotta know is that I will never forget you.

...and I'm gonna go to Blaargon-7 in search of alternative fuels.

 Jack : Good intentions don't count. What's in your heart doesn't count.

 Monica : If someone wants to give us a present, we can't deprive them of that joy.

 Phoebe : Unless someone borrowed it and left it at the gynecologist.

I've wanted it for years. I was gonna make cookies for my children.

 Penny : If you let her go, there is no way you can find anyone else.

Speaking on behaIf of all women, it is not gonna happen, we had a meeting.

 Sheldon : Excuse me, this is a fairly substantial wound. You...

 Sheldon : I was kind of hoping I could continue vacationing in your laboratory.

 Sheldon : Thank you. I'm gonna go next door and play with Leonard.

 Beckett : our killer was nice enough to call 911 and leave the phone off the hook.

 Beckett : Which means our perp had about an hour to ransack the place.

 Beckett : Ryan and Esposito are taking a look around the building

 Castle : Not to be confused with the more advanced infrared signal burst device.

 Beckett : If the point was to bug Carver's office, then why leave it here once he's dead?

 Wilson : Is that why you've been acting so weird? Is that why you quit?

 House : What's really scary is that I hear whispering while not on Vicodin.

 Wilson : I'll drive you over. I just need to make some tea first.

 Wilson : You overheard me talking to my dead girlfriend and thought to yourself,

She totally lied, said that they were diet pills her mom had given her.

 Clementine : Come on. Get real. No way a girl like that is taking diet pills.

 Foreman : Why would she lie? Because she's another mean little jerk.

 Jessica : I told her you gave them to me because I didn't wanna get in trouble.

 Foreman : The pills cause blood clots, heart attacks and insomnia.

 Foreman : It explains everything. We'll keep her overnight to make sure,

 Chandler : Excuse me, little one. I have a very solid backhand.

 Ross : All right, here. Watch me execute the three P's of championship play.

It says here that a Muppet got whacked on Sesame Street last night.

 Ross on The Verge Of Tears : I'm sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining.

 Ross on The Verge Of Tears : I think everyone would feeI better if we had some flan.

 Beckett : We're here to take you to the precinct where we can protect you.

 Castle : Look, Mark, if the pattern holds, you got two minutes before,

 Mark : Psycho yammering about death and rebirth and all that hoo-ha.

What do you mean "the other guy"? Are you talking about Leopold?

 Castle : Do you think it'll matter that we still have a day left?

 Beckett : I can't get a good look at his face. Do you have a back door?

 Izzie : over conventional therapies and I think that you need...

 Denny interrupts still soft spoken : it means I don't get to leave here.

 Izzie nods : But as your doctor, I can't support you making any other decision.

 Beckett : Right, well, I don't think that that would be a good...

 Beckett : Well, my life mostly consists of paperwork and politics.

Truthfully, I don't think that I was meant to be a homicide detective.

 Castle : Listen, the crimson rhino is the mascot for an Australian rugby team.

 Castle : There's only one bar in New York that plays their games live.

 Amy : If I had told you, then it wouldn't have been a surprise, now would it?

 Monica : Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Here comes Ross. He's gonna flip out.

 Beckett : Was there anything that you didn't put in that report?

 Halstead : If there was anything suspicious, Detective, it'd be in the report.

 Halstead : Power surge to the junction box. One-in-a-million event.

 Beckett : Esposito. I need you to get me everything you can on Rod Halstead.

now why'd he hang around for another six hours after he shot Sonya?

Look, l need to ask you a favor, and we can't tell Monica anything about it.

-l thought you guys didn't have secrets. -That will remain the official party line.

 Ross : Do you know the paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437?

 Beckett : Look. Apparently, Ned was tricked by some woman named Karla

 Beckett : into gaining access to the building and the secured server,

 Hayley : Yeah, but clearly something happened between Marcus and Karla,

 Hayley : because it looks like she's the one that drove that knife into his back.

 Castle : Because clearly something is going on with you, Hayley.

 Beckett : Yes, this is where we question all of our murder suspects.

 Hayley : Right in the middle of it all, in waltz Ned and Karla,

 House : I'm gonna pass it on to the patient with a steep mark-up.

 House : She's dead, unless we can find what's cancer, but not cancer.

 House : What are you billing out at? $300 an hour? Here's $400.

 House : it complements mine, drives me down avenues I wouldn't otherwise...

 House : By hanging out with Cameron, and talking to Cuddy, Foreman, but not me?

 Wilson : I can't imagine why someone wouldn't want to be your friend.

 House : Admit it. Admit it. Admit it. Admit it. Admit it. Admit it.

 Taub : The problem wasn't the cyst. It's advanced dilated cardiomyopathy.

 Kutner : But the ultrasound images are a little grainy, so it's hard to tell.

 House : I believed it. It was simple, it was pure. Did you believe it?

It's a different way to go, but, I don't know, I just didn't buy it.

 House : I sure hope that EPO's not one of those drugs that's undetectable after six hours.

 Manager : If you come back from cancer, those sponsors will be all over you.

 Manager : Okay, so I messed up. Okay? But I did not give you EPO.

...you were the woman that I wanted to dance all my dances with.

 Raj : when I was a fat kid in India, and didn't have any friends.

 Leonard : So one of us came back from the future to murder Stuart?

 Beckett : And what do demanding wives have to do with any of this?

 Bahir Harun : Well, we all know that the fairer sex can be shallow.

 Bahir Harun : Not you, of course, Detective. A smart, liberated, American woman.

 Bahir Harun : But my friends' wives, they want a bag that says "Gucci."

 Bahir Harun : They don't care who made the bag, as long it has that signature.

 Bahir Harun : They are more appreciative of the signature than of the work itself.

 Bahir Harun : And my friends don't always want to spend top dollar on authentic pieces.

 Bahir Harun : So Victor would commission a copy, my friends save money, I get rich,

 Bahir Harun : - and the wives get to think they have... - Hey, move to your left just a drop.

 Bahir Harun : No. He would also source originals for those husbands with taste.

 Bahir Harun : What with everyone wanting fair market value and all.

 Bahir Harun : I respected his wishes and went for dinner at Nobu.

 Bahir Harun : Please. Must we continue with this ridiculous charade

 Bahir Harun : - Now, if that is all... - Mr. Harun, I'm not quite done yet.

I just dropped $400 to replace a bracelet I hated to begin with.

 Chandler : It's about you and me and the fact that we're "best buds."

 Frank Jr. : She's the only one that knows how to burp the alphabet.

 Frank Jr. : No, no, you can't have Chandler. No, no. She's my little genius.

 Frank Jr. : Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think I can give one of them up.

 Frank Jr. : I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but they're my babies.

 Phoebe : I'm sorry, Frank, I didn't realize things were so bad.

 Phoebe : You know, I'll help out more. I can baby-sit anytime you want.

 Rachel : I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it died because my cat ate it.

 Sheldon : ...but that's the sort of thing that gets a fella on the list for the number eight friend slot.

 Stuart : Sheldon, I'm working. I can't take you to the dentist.

 Stuart : Also, and I can't stress this enough, I don't want to take you to the dentist.

 Claudia : He loves his brother, but if he understood what we were asking of him...

 Penny : That reminds me. I usually go back to Nebraska for Thanksgiving.

 Penny : This year, they're calling it off on account of my brother's trial.

 Leonard : -What's he on trial for? -Oh, just a big misunderstanding.

 Sheldon : Will you be serving cranberry jelly or cranberry sauce?

 Sheldon : You guess? You don't seem to have much of a handle on this.

 Howard : ...my mother has all the relatives over and cooks up her famous tur-briska-fil.

Uh, all right. This year, you don't have to eat the tur-briska-fil.

 Howard : It's nice to have another couple to hang with, isn't it?

 Bernadette in Raj's bathroom : The story's starting to fall apart.

 Amy : Oh, look at this, another one of our classic bathroom gabfests.

 Beckett : Well, then if he had an alibi, why didn't he just say so from the start?

 Ryan : - Gay? Uh, yeah, he's gay. - He lied to us. Who is he protecting?

 Blake Wellesley : You have to understand that this young woman, Olivia, I hardly knew her.

 Blake Wellesley : Maybe I shook her hand at the party, but that's all.

 Blake Wellesley : her mother and I worked at the same campaign 30 years ago?

 Beckett : You and your brother were in Ithaca July and August of '78.

Your brother claimed paternity, but I think we all know that's highly unlikely.

 Blake Wellesley : I never saw Edna after that summer. She never told me anything.

 Blake Wellesley : hurt my father's campaign with a scandal involving his son.

 Blake Wellesley : I just found out I had a daughter I never knew about.

 Blake Wellesley : A daughter who was murdered and whose killer apparently is still at large.

 Blake Wellesley : Why did you tell the police you were her father? Why?

 Castle : Actually the question is, why did he tell Olivia that 10 years ago?

 Winston Wellesley : You have to understand, Blake, this was during the first Senate run.

 Sophia : And then Gage eliminated her and took the phone to tie off all loose ends.

 Beckett : Which still doesn't explain where Gage is now, or who Tracy called.

 Castle : How can you do that when you don't know what number she called?

 Beckett : focus on a real murder instead of wasting your time on an imaginary one?

 Castle : Well, actually, I was thinking about just trying to do some writing today.

 Beckett : you don't mean staring out the window and ogling at your neighbors.

 Beckett : You know, up half the night waiting for the neighbor to move the body.

 Beckett : So did Tech get anything on our killer's car in the alley?

 Esposito : Yeah. They identified it as a late model, light-colored CLS 550.

 Esposito : to see if anyone lists that vehicle on their return.

 Ryan : Hey, so I just got off the phone with security at Clara's office.

 Ryan : A few weeks back, this guy tried to muscle his way past security.

 Beckett : This looks like the guy Gavin said was after his wife.

 Ryan : And because of Clara's audit, he's facing criminal charges

 Roz Viner : No, when Dr. Foreman apologized, I knew something bad was going to happen.

 Lawrence Kutner : When you stand up, your BP and heart rate are supposed to go up. Not...

Got it. So, what causes bloody urine, loss of bladder control, leg pain,

 Greg House : altered mental status and pressure-blood in direction-wrong?

 Cameron : Your dad's probably looking for you. He's got enough to worry about right now.

 Cameron : I think that wouldn't be fair to the girls your own age.

 House : I don't care about color, as long as they can help me breed a superior race.

 Foreman : It's not a racial thing. It's cultural. I have more in common with them.

 Foreman : Like I assume you only date emotionally stunted bigots.

 House : Sorry, you're right. That kind of prejudice is totally fine.

 Foreman : The abdominal pain's getting worse. We've had to up their morphine twice.

 Cuddy : That was one of the stupidest things you have ever done,

 House : I don't care how much time and money it costs you to defend me.

 House : Can't ignore that rapidly expanding first-trimester ass, though.

 Castle : You've never seen anything like this outside of a museum.

 Castle : If we can figure out what that story is, it might just give us a path to our killer.

 Beckett : Yeah, Castle's right. This city is the hub of the nation's diamond trade.

 Beckett : There has to be an expert out there that can tell us where it came from.

A diamond mined in Asia looks the same as a diamond mined in Africa.

 Ryan : What my partner means is have you come across this stone before?

 Peters : I mean, the discovery of an incredible gem like this is headline-making.

 Peters : I should like to run additional spectrometer and imaging tests on it,

 Sophia : because he was supportive of China's purchase of US debt.

 Sophia : But if his daughter were killed in a botched assassination attempt,

 Sophia : and the Chinese were able to trace it back to the US government...

 Sophia : It's conceivable that Xiang could use his considerable influence

 Sophia : to single-handedly end China's purchase of the US debt.

 Beckett : This country runs on deficit spending. If we can't borrow money...

 Sophia : We'd lose our ability to deploy our military around the world.

 Beckett : our enemies would be able to explore their interests unchecked.

 Sophia : That's right. And there would be an explosion of regional conflicts,

 Tech 3 : He and a Chinese delegation just landed at JFK an hour ago.

 Tech 3 : They're on their way there now. And, ma'am, his daughter's with him.

 Beckett : If we call it in, I can get a protective detail waiting.

You think your cops are gonna be able to stop CIA-trained operatives?

 Mrs. Bing : -I think we' re ready for some tequila. -I know I am.

But I'd much rather go to the ball by myself than go through any more of this.

 Rachel : Now, do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?

 Leonard : You're too close to it, but Amy has had a huge impact on you.

 Sheldon : Amy has made me a more affectionate, open-minded person.

The Captain then told a story much different than the one I'd been telling.

I dare say, Scylla and Charybdis could not have torn us asunder.

I don't know what he looks like, but I picture him with a mustache.

 Leonard : That guy Mike that you were dating, is that still going on?

Well, since you're leaving, I was wondering if you'd like to go to dinner with me.

 Leonard : - Enjoy the rest of your evening. - Thanks, I'll see you.

 Harold : How could you let this happen? What kind of a cop are you anyway?

 Castle : Harold, we're doing everything we can to bring in the gunman.

 Harold : Are you trying to make me feel better? Because this is not helping!

 Beckett : you've got nothing to lose and everything to gain by coming clean.

 Beckett : Tell us who's behind this, we can go after them and keep you safe.

 Beckett : You cannot be suggesting that we redecorate the precinct.

 Castle : We just need to take away the computers and put back the typewriters.

 Castle : People tried to kill Harold because he knows who murdered Vince.

 Joey : Then they go up the other side, move it back, then they do the rear.

 Sheldon : It is true that many of my heroes have taken students

Maybe he had some kind of new style that you're not familiar with.

 House : If I'd figured that one out quicker, she'd still be a mom, alive.

Then there was that guy I spent a day trapped in isolation with.

 Stella : Look, ted, guys regret the girls they didn't sleep with.

 ERIC : I also swallowed the thimble, the racecar, the iron and top hat.

 ERIC : - This way nobody could play. - Yang, what do you recommend?

I just thought I'd be more help if I was assisting you in a surgery.

 BAILEY : I don't understand why you erased my name from the OR board.

 BAILEY : Don't give me that fake confused look. It irritates me.

 BAILEY : You know exactly what I'm talking about. You erased my name

 BAILEY : from Burke's Humpty Dumpty surgery. I know it and you know it.

OK, before you start, there are rules to this friendship thing or whatever.

 Cameron : They don't like to release patient's operative notes.

 Foreman : And we can't figure out what type because we can't do an LP.

 House : See what I did there? Couldn't have done that if you'd killed me.

 Chase : if the risks hadn't so obviously outweighed the benefits.

 Chase : We just cut a hole in his throat. The equation has changed.

H2O, with small, visible excursions related to respiration and pulse.

 Sidas : It was the first time in my life that I was really happy.

 Chase : And talking about it obviously made things so much better.

 Taub : Didn't you think there was something weird about that guy?

Well, then we're gonna need to talk to all your students one by one.

 Emerson : Most of my students come from countries where the cops are corrupt,

 Ryan : Javi did get a contact number for Eddie's next-of-kin in EI Salvador.

Captain, we can drag each of the students down into interrogation,

Uh, no, ifthey're already afraid of cops, it's only gonna alienate them further.

 Beckett : Clearly one of them is hiding their true feelings about Eddie.

 Beckett : Do you really think you can figure out who sent that text based on linguistics?

AII I have to do is hear them speak and I can match the syntax. why?

 Sam : You better be crying about that car and not over SexyBoobs315.

 Chase : And now you expect me to ask you what the "too" refers to?

 House : Only if you're interested. Only if you have doubts about her answer.

 House : She thinks that you don't have anything to feel guilty about

 House : But I created the big, bad, evil climate that allowed it to happen.

 Chase : Why are you doing this? Why are you trying to screw things up?

 House : Which is why you don't just want to work for me, you need to.

 House : If you don't stay, it's gonna be hard to prove you're not.

 House : Waiting for you to take a nap so I can surge into the lead.

 House : What's the best way to restore the liver in someone with sclerosing cholangitis?

 Gates : Be aware that the department is eager to put that behind them.

 Beckett : a man that the department's already declared dead, might still be alive...

People don't change, at least not in any way that really matters.

 Foreman : What's not definite is the cause. There's no arthritis, no sarcoidosis.

 Foreman : He's not on any prescription meds. And he's a wedding photographer.

 Foreman : So I doubt he got exposed to coal dust or asbestos at work.

 House : For whatever you can't figure out to cause something else.

 Maria : - There's something wrong with his skin. - Do something.

- Stop scratching. Let me look at it. - I can't. This is driving me crazy.

 Ted from 2030 : You see, kids, friendship is an involuntary reflex...

 Ted from 2030 : That first thanksgiving turned out to be a wonderful dinner

 Ted from 2030 : With the four people I love most in the world...

 Barney : How does it feel, marshall, to sit there, impotently...

No, no. Just kind of crazy. I've never fooled around in the lab before.

 Leonard : I did have a shot with the Lisatronic, but the extension cord wasn't long enough.

 Raj : Before I forget, I'd like your opinion on the menus I've prepared for the party.

 Cameron : You know, there's an Overeaters Anonymous meeting here at the hospital.

 George : If I wanted to jump out of airplanes or climb Mount Everest,

 George : would you be telling me to go to Daredevils Anonymous?

 George : I like cooking it, I like looking at it, I like smelling it,

 Cameron : to medical mistakes and hospital-acquired infections as well?

 George : But don't worry, I plan on staying that way for a long time.

 George : Oh, screw the rules. I've been on my back for four days.

 George : Don't worry, I may not be able to climb Everest, but I can walk, okay?

 Chase : We did a test that called into question our initial diagnosis,

 Foreman : Routine lab tests don't involve blood you stole from a corpse

 Chase : The body's underground, 8,000 miles away. Nobody can prove anything.

 Foreman : That room will be filled, not because of a coin flip,

 Foreman : not because of the patient, but because House's department screwed up.

 Foreman : and there's no way I'm jumping in unless I'm in a steel cage.

 House : We didn't. Except, of course, the thing that killed him.

 Cameron : Physical revealed a mass in his abdomen, so I repeated the X-ray.

 Cameron : Old one was clean, new one shows that his colon is almost completely impacted.

 Foreman : It's a congenital disorder of the nerves in the colon.

 Raj : which is a very sexy quality to those troubled by animal dander.

 Sheldon : It's a charming illusion, but it does not cheer me up.

 Amy : where the memory is stored and destroying it with a laser.

 Sheldon : and suddenly I'm sitting in the Engineering Department,

 Castle : Doesn't take them long to realize that they're trapped

 Beckett : Maybe we should talk with her before you start writing the Lifetime movie.

 Rebecca Dalton : He later admitted that he had been hired by the host

 Rebecca Dalton : to mingle and encourage people to bid on the silent auction.

 Rebecca Dalton : I never found out. He told me. He never hid any of that from me.

 Rebecca Dalton : It gave him the freedom to pursue his acting career.

 Rebecca Dalton : Audition during the day. And I respected his tenacity.

 Rebecca Dalton : You don't really think I had anything to do with his death?

 Attorney Michael Grant : Last week he asked my client to borrow $25,000.

 Rebecca Dalton : I've learned it's never a good idea to mix relationships with money.

 Cuddy : She's gonna need special light bulbs and filters on the windows.

 Chase : We got the patient's eye back in place with steroid injections.

 House : even as her kid gets sicker and sicker, means she's got more to hide.

 House : You don't usually see Darwinian changes over breakfast.

 House : You decided that he'd make a decent father for Thing Two after all.

 Taub : I had Sophie again last night, and Ruby slept in my guest room.

 Esposito : Wait, Crowne? That was the family that Shaw tried to murder 20 years ago.

 Ryan : They were billionaires. Victor stood to inherit the entire fortune.

 Hayley : Please don't tell me you are googling "the Antichrist" right now?

 Esposito : If Shaw believed that Victor was some sort of devil,

 Alexis : According to this article, in two days, Victor Crowne turns 30

 Castle : Many people believe that the Antichrist will begin his reign on Earth

Guys, what ifVictor Crowne is the Antichrist, and Shaw isn't crazy?

 Hayley : No, Rick, he was very crazy. Remember, he tried to kill a child.

Now, they're a little more than I usually spend on boots. Or rent.

-I'll miss being able to afford food. -I'm sorry. They just looked so good.

-Too bad we're gonna have to return them. -Return them? They're gonna hear you.

I'm not returning them. I know they cost a lot, but I'll wear them all the time.

 Monica : Have you ever had something so beautiful, everyone wants it?

 Cristina : she's the person I'd call to help me drag the corpse across the floor.

 Sheldon : This is a live shot of Kripke's lab via a mini webcam I was able to install...

 Sheldon : ...thanks to a dollar bill discreetly placed in the night janitor's shirt pocket.

 Sheldon : At the same time, I also secured large quantities of these chemicals...

 Sheldon : The reaction will be triggered when Kripke reaches the center of the room.

 Sheldon : ...but I still maintain the whoopee cushion has comic validity.

 Leonard : -The board of directors. Abort! Abort! -There is no abort.

 Ted : And you know what? Letting go of that dream was the best decision I ever made.

 Ted : You guys actually think I have some lingering itch to be an architect?

 Ted : To get ulcers and pull my hair out and worry and doubt myself

 Ted : and then at the end of it all, have the rug pulled out from under me?

 Ted : All that stupid crap they tell you about how fulfilling teaching is?

I'm sorry. Things worked out for Chandler and Monica, but that's rare.

 Joey : I know. And this is so much more complicated than it was for those guys.

 Taub : What if what matters isn't when the pain started, but when it stopped?

 Taub : No, but House prepped her for the X-ray with a barium enema.

 Chase : You're in pain because part of your intestine folded in on itself.

 Taub : We'll fix the overlap, and then search your intestine for tumors.

 House innocent Tone : an overpriced Italian espresso machine for another friend?

 House dismissing : I do nice things, nice things happen to me. Karma works.

 House : If this should somehow lead to Lucas dying or oral sex,

It doesn't matter that he wasn't there while we were growing up.

 Paramedic : severe frostbite, but no obvious internal injuries.

 George : unless there's a deep infection due to autoamputation.

 Burke : You have several broken ribs which are compromising your breathing.

 Cristina : I think that was a flail chest. I've never seen one before. Come on.

I bet if you talked to the chief he'll let you take the test later.

You could have a spinal injury. Stay calm. You're going to make it worse.

 Chandler : I can't believe they're not here. I slave and I slave for what?

RacheI and Phoebe are already there, so they probably started without us.

 Ross : - You may want to lose the foam finger. - Oh, no, no, no.

 Ross : - Nobody's here? Monica's gonna kill us. - Yeah, where were you?

I can't believe you haven't told that girl she doesn't have a job.

 Perlmutter : I came to tend to one of my patients, Kyle Jennings.

I'll have you know I am perfectly capable of treating living patients.

 Perlmutter : because the results of his blood work are quite unusual.

 Perlmutter : which, in small doses, is used to treat motion sickness.

 Perlmutter : In larger doses, it acts on the central nervous system

 Perlmutter : It's like a date rape drug, only the victim remains conscious.

Someone on the zombie walk drugged Kyle and sent him after David.

 Castle : this murder was fiendishly deliberate. It was meticulously planned.

 Chase : You swallow it, and it goes all the way through your system.

Really? "Ginormous" thing on the right side of her intestine. That doesn't intrigue you?

 Foreman : - 'Cause I don't see anything. - There? The Dieulafoy?

I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it.

"Like them" like them? Or "I'd like to get store credit" like them?

 Yonatan Arnoff : And with the treatment, it would undo the change?

 Yonatan Arnoff : The more you know someone, the more you should love them.

 Castle : But I have to warn you, my only other experience with surgery

 Castle : Yeah, no, right here. You want something to dull the pain?

 Cross : Okay, now make an incision through the wound, about an inch long.

 Cross : Now that you know how not to do it, why don't you try the other way?

 Alexis : Do you know why I'm helping him with his grant application?

 Alexis : And he doesn't deserve it. He hasn't done anything wrong.

 Mandy : That's what we were going to do and that's what you should do, too.

 MR. DUQUETTE : Before that, Denny had never been sick a day in his life.

 MR. DUQUETTE : You know, the thought of having to bury your own son.

 MR. DUQUETTE : His mother and I, we didn't handle it very well.

 MR. DUQUETTE : ...saying he didn't want us to have to watch him die.

Believe me, if I had known, I would've never let him get away with that.

Ross, she was so drunk she didn't even remember it the next day.

She takes off her bra under the shirt and pulls it out the sleeve.

 House : Let's see if the source of the problem is in the limbs or the spine. Do an EMG.

 House : Tendons have shortened from disuse, causing intense pain.

 House : You obviously have a better understan- ding of this man who drools in front of

 House : If he was trying to kill himself, then he knows how miserable his life is.

 Monica : One day, I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no.

 House : So I say we put your old, cracked, poisonous hip back in,

 Arlene she Gets Up And Leaves : If House isn't going to take this seriously,

 Taub : I think you're in danger of being dissolved by your own stomach acids.

 Taub : Those studies, it's important that they have a control group.

 Sheldon : When I was a little boy and got sick, which was most of the time...

 Sheldon : It's about an Indian princess who befriends a monkey...

...who was mocked by the other monkeys because he was different.

 Sheldon : That woman looks exactly like the pictures of Princess Panchali in the book.

 Sheldon : How often does one see a beloved fictional character come to life?

 Raj : Lalita, this is Leonard and Sheldon and Howard and Penny.

 Sheldon : ...for I am but a monkey and it is in my nature to climb.

Not "you guys." Beckett doesn't know, and I don't want her to know.

 Beckett : he dropped her off at the Gotham 11 TV station downtown.

 Esposito : But first, I ran down that cell number we got from Edgar Navarro.

It's a pay-as-you-go phone. Laura just activated it six days ago.

 Trevor Hanes : It's just absurdly tragic. Laura was an incredibly talented writer.

 Hanes : A sort of contemporary take on How the Other Half Lives.

 Castle : That's why she took all those jobs. First-hand research.

 Hanes : Well, there isn't one. At least, not that I've seen anyway.

 Hanes : Besides, I don't think she was killed because of her anti-capitalist polemic.

 Bernadette : What happens to our neuroreceptors when we don't get enough REM sleep?

 Sheldon : They lose their sensitivity to serotonin and norepinephrine.

 Bernadette : Right. So march in there, brush your teeth and go to bed.

 Bernadette : My mother used to run an illegal daycare center in our basement.

 Rachel : Of course your body's gonna change. Your breasts are gonna get bigger...

l mean, l can see if we're all hanging out, but to come to my home....

l want to, but l wanted you to tell me that marriage really isn't that big a deal.

You know, that l won't be missing out on anything. That marriage stinks.

l mean, if you want to see a man gain weight and a woman stop shaving...

 Travis : When she didn't go home and she went to his place instead, I knew.

 Travis : her clothes were all messed up. Her lipstick was rubbed off.

 Travis : She said I didn't understand, that I was just like everybody else.

 Beckett : Travis, I can't help you unless you tell me the truth.

 Castle : And then you slapped her hard enough to cut her cheek.

 Travis : Look, I didn't mean... Look, I just... I couldn't... I couldn't see straight.

 Travis : I was so mad. I just... I didn't even know what I was doing.

 Beckett : - And so you killed her. - No! No. I didn't kill her.

 Travis : Oh, man, it was always Teddy. It was Teddy this, Teddy that.

 Raj : Not yet, but her underwater photo shoot was an embarrassment.

 Howard : Sadly, Mrs. Giselle Wolowitz is sensitive to chlorine.

 Howard : Lucky for her I like my fashion models pruny and bug-eyed.

 Masters : Danny said his left arm felt like it was on fire last night.

 Foreman : We need to run his DNA. He could have early onset of Parkinson's.

 House : or Huntington's or any one of a dozen other genetic diseases.

 House : You telling me that you four geniuses can't outwit him?

 Ted from 2030 : After four days without selling a single painting,

 Leonard : Buddy, I don't think you can. I mean, once its out there, it's out there.

 Leonard : This thing is like the science equivalent of a sex tape.

 Raj : I was thinking at some point I could bust out a little rap.

 Joey : This is what naked women looked like when you were born.

 Sheldon : But if you could maybe just go ten percent less shrill,

 Sheldon : But after months of struggling, I'm finally making progress.

 Amy : You don't need to drive yourself crazy in order to be productive.

 Joey : I'm an expert at taking off bras. I could do it with one hand.

 Joey : Then I blame you. Yeah. That's right. You threw me off with all your slapping.

But do you think maybe, on some leveI, you don't want to take off my bra?

 Stuart : So when you guys plan fun activities, does my name even...

 Sheldon : -It is a marathon, not a sprint. -People run in a marathon!

 Leonard : Relax, it's a hard puzzle. It's gonna take a while to solve.

 Chandler : I had a grape about five hours ago, so I better split this with you.

 Sheldon : But I'm going to take a stab here. You're either sad or nauseated.

 Sheldon : Elbow macaroni with ground hamburger and tomato sauce.

 Leonard : I've always been a little confused about this. Why don't Hindus eat beef?

Do not tell me about my culture. I'll take you out, I swear to cow.

Mm, understandable. Your life seems to be crumbling around you...

 Howard arriving : -...the stellar evolution research team. -You're kidding. That's fantastic.

 Castle : And you do seem to have more than a casual interest in him.

Yeah. I've been running the shows non-stop since I got the news.

 Geraldine : I signed Charlie back in '92 when he was on 2 Cool for School.

 Geraldine : After the show was canceled, the phone stopped ringing.

 Geraldine : Oh, this is the scene. This is where history was made.

 Esposito : Nothing you're telling me is explaining why you threatened Charlie Reynolds.

 Geraldine : Charlie moved into a sublet while his building was being rehabbed,

There is one way that offers a certain acoustical advantage, but....

 Carol : It's fine. You don't have to do it just because Susan does it.

 Phoebe : But did they have to shoot him down? That was just mean.

 Wilson : You hired a hooker to watch you sleep? That just can't...

 Wilson : I just came by to check up on you, see how you were doing.

 Richard Castle : I know what you're asking, and the answer is yes.

 Richard Castle : and her entire production of King Learto college with you.

I had planned to be at Stanford, but now I'm here, just waiting.

 Castle : My mother was teaching three acting classes today, in my living room.

 Lanie Parish : Traffic found her in the passenger seat of the car.

 Lanie : She was strangled between the hours of 8 : 00 and 10 : 00 last night.

That's great, Rach. You now have the cooking skills of a hot day.

 Mrs Wolowitz off : Over my dead body, my son goes into outer space!

 Raj : You're also the first one of us to kick a girl out of bed.

 Chandler : Eddie, isn't there something you're supposed to be doing now?

 Chandler : I thought we had a deal. I thought by the time I got

I still hang with Simens and Zana. I see Spindler, Levine, Kelly.

 Cameron : Here's what doesn't add up. If you were serious about staffing your team,

 Cameron : you would know exactly which three fellows you wanted.

 Cameron : You plowed ahead with this case even though you hadn't hired new fellows

 Cameron : because you knew Foreman would ask Chase and me to help,

B, when the full horror of his homicide hits you, your marriage will blow up.

 Chase : Something you ought to think about next time you show up for work.

 Hank : But I can tell from all the questions you ask that you're more like me than you admit.

 Chase : I'm a guy, I look around every once in a while, but I love my wife.

 Chase : I love the fact that she's the only one that I'm intimate with.

 Hank : And no part of you wants to just toss this rulebook everyone's forced on you?

 Hank : Am I ever horny when my wife has just had sex for nine hours? Yes.

 Hank : But we are committed to each other in every way that matters.

Mr. Weathers, I'm sure you're right, but we need to be thorough.

 Mr. Weathers : He was an athlete, took real good care of himself... Hey.

 Bonnie : but how can you be a surgeon and have so little respect for life?

 Man : They haven't said much. Hard as hell to get any of these people to talk to you.

 Derek : - I don't know what's gonna happen. - It's out of our hands.

 Sheldon : And if so, should we be interviewing for a replacement?

 Lucas : She's been pretty successful in everything she's done except marriage.

 Lucas : Maybe. Didn't read her shrink's notes. Didn't seem right.

 Lucas : Whoa! I didn't steal them. I found a way to obtain them.

 Sam : Excuse me. I don't mean to interrupt, but you got a minute?

 House : I'm sorry, is that the statutory period for soul sucking?

 Sam : You're pretty much insufferable all the time, aren't you?

 Sam : But is it really too much to ask that you give us a chance to find out?

 Penny : Anyone could have knocked your mirror off or whatever happened.

 Howard : God, I could really use exactly two tablespoons of Pepto right now.

 Sheldon : I thought I could take you out to a nice birthday dinner.

 Sheldon : If we pick a place east of here, we might find the balloon.

 Sheldon : I should probably tell you something about this gift.

 Izzie shakes her head, upset : You order me to stay the night, take care of her.

I work my ass off doing CPR, pumping her full of every drug on the planet.

 Izzie shakes her head, upset : God, do you have any idea how scared I was? And it was all for nothing?

Hardly. This comes up again, you'll be able to handle the pressure.

 Izzie angry : - You lied to me. - You have to learn distance, Stevens.

 Meredith : She came around so fast I thought the equipment was malfunctioning.

 Meredith : - Her SATS are completely stable. - She's going to make it.

 Ron Bigby : Yeah, that's when he remembered the night I told the story

 Ron Bigby : about how I went to Mexico and made 50 grand in one day.

That's when I figured, "Hey, what the hell. Just pay it forward."

All right, this guy that he owed. Did he give you a description? A name?

 Ron Bigby : No name. John thought he was Russian mafia because of all his tattoos.

 Beckett : We conduct an investigation based on the information we have,

Well, Bigby says that the Russian hangs out at the club in Chinatown.

 Esposito : The games are word-of-mouth, bro. They don't just share with cops.

 Castle : What? It's perfect. I go in, scope the place out until I ID the Russian.

 Beckett : - We still have to find the game. - Leave that to me.

 Michael Connelly : Though I gotta say, I saw that whole "drug mule" thing coming.

 Castle : Nice try, Connelly. You're not gonna goad me into raising.

 Joey : Rachel comes over to borrow some moisturizer from Chandler...

How hard is it to say "something"? Rachel came over to borrow "something."

 Joey : Anyway, her and Ross just started yelling at each other.

 Phoebe : ...at that pharmaceutical company for making the drug.

 Sheldon : You're the one person who can say Sheldon Cooper is your boyfriend.

 Sheldon : But that rings hollow if you can't lord him over others in the flesh.

l forget what I bring to the party and what I take away when I leave.

 Sheldon : - ...as restitution. - She doesn't want your stupid coupons...

 Raj : None of you may realize it, but I was very much looking forward to this weekend.

 Foreman : - I don't know, I'd be devastated. - You'd cry like a baby.

 Chase : She's gone through more than most people do in a lifetime.

 House : The clot is causing hallucinations and messing with her emotions.

 Foreman : The amygdala, near the hippocampus. It's a big area and a busy one.

 House : Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person?

 House : Once the patient's on bypass, we siphon off two liters of blood,

I'd rather not become dependent on pain pills to get through my day.

 Wilson : Running away from knowledge that won't make you happy.

 Elizabeth : if he wasn't with his wife, if she wasn't in the picture anymore.

 Elizabeth : When I found out she was missing, I broke things off.

 Elizabeth : It got so bad that I had to transfer to another branch.

 Elizabeth : He's dead. They're both dead. What's it matter anymore?

 Cameron : Blood and urine were negative for chlamydia, herpes, and syphilis.

 Cameron : is greater than him dying from whatever caused his coma.

 House : Did you tell him that statistics also say that he's a big, fat idiot?

 House : and immediately asks to go home with an unknown condition,

 Manuel : I knew it was up to me to keep Valerie from hurting you.

 Castle : And then using the syringe skills he developed caring for you,

 Beckett : and then he stuffed her body into someone else's coffin

 Beckett : You're under arrest for the murder of Dr. Valerie Monroe.

 Mrs. Geller : that you're in an important relationship is beyond me.

 Foreman : This guy worked for Habitat for Humanity in Costa Rica.

 Kutner : You think we should do a work up, on the other coaches?

 Kutner : I'm not saying he's perfect, I'm saying he's trying to be.

 Kutner : People usually suck, but they want to be good, want to be nice.

 Foreman : Hydrofluoric acid. Lowers his calcium, causes the fainting and taste issue.

 House : If you want us to cut him in half, we're cool with that.

 Amber : My boyfriend's too much of a wuss to make the call for himself.

 Wilson : I'm gonna piss off one of them. And they both scare me.

 Bernadette : But we have jobs. We can't babysit her 24 hours a day.

 Bernadette : Howie, I love you, and as your wife, your mother is every bit

 Leonard : and be happy for me and keep any concerns you have to yourself?

 Mrs Hofstadter : Let me save you all of your hemming and hawing.

 Mrs Hofstadter : Sheldon already told me that you and Penny are engaged.

 Leonard : I hate that you talk to him more than you talk to me.

 Phoebe : Your collective dating record reads like a who's who of human crap!

-We were surprised we weren't invited. -No, it was a small wedding.

 Rachel : But it was beautiful. It was small, but kind of spectacular.

 Man : -Where did you have it? -On a cliff in Barbados, at sunset.

And Stevie Wonder sang " Isn't She Lovely" as I walked down the aisle.

Dr. Bailey, Dr. Burke to OR one. Dr. Bailey, Dr. Burke to OR one.

 Beckett : You guys, it wasn't his fault. I told him that I would call.

 Esposito : He'd still be here if the new captain hadn't kicked him to the curb.

 Ryan : Apparently, her precinct's got no room for a dilettante writer playing cop.

 Beckett : Wow, that's not going to win her any popularity points.

RYAN : Yeah, it's like she brought her distrust of cops along with her.

 Ryan : Hey, if she hasn't talked to Castle, she doesn't know about the bank yet.

 Esposito : so Castle suggested we check out Montgomery, McCallister and Raglan.

 Esposito : See who they might have been in business with back in the day.

 Rachel : Joey, listen, this is gonna be bridesmaid central, all right?

I had to move a couple things in the fridge to make room for the corsages.

 Joey : Man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there was gonna be corsages.

Well, even though the things you said were a little hurtful to me...

 Beckett : the night that Vega died, and that's why you were running?

 Esposito : As punishment for what Vega did, they threw her mother in prison.

 Esposito : - She was pregnant with her at the time. - Did Vega know about this?

 Esposito : - that he had a daughter. - That's why Vega went to Cuba.

 Esposito : They didn't actually meet because the government was watching them.

 Esposito : But he got her a message saying that he would get her out

 Esposito : She grew up believing that her father had abandoned her mother to get rich,

 Beckett : and when they find that diamond bracelet, you're on your own.

I know, Ryan. I know that. Can't you just let me have this moment?

 Marco : I knew that's where he'd stashed that diamond bracelet.

 Amy : Is there some kind of new coping mechanism you're employing?

 Sheldon : The more interesting question you should be asking is,

 House : Tell him to switch from tequila to bourbon. Worked for me.

 Cuddy : The three doctors he's already seen already ruled out drugs and alcohol.

 House : Relax. Just because you got approved by an adoption agency

 House : That puts you somewhere below couples acquitted in day care scandals.

Well, I'm sure the mom will be thrilled to hand her crack baby off to a doctor.

 House : What they don't confess to is almost always more interesting.

 Cuddy : Because a kid you don't know may have some problems you don't know about

 House : but you're not equipped to handle a real kid, never mind a factory second.

 Mrs Allen : He was in Albuquerque on a training seminar. It was just two nights.

 Beckett : Did you notice anything unusual recently? Any strange behavior?

 Beckett : - He didn't mean to imply... - What about phone calls?

 Mrs Allen : Yeah. Yeah. One of the guys that John fired, Max Haverstock,

 Marshall : and we listened to Pink Floyd while watching The Wizard of Oz?

 Blitz : I just got Madden 2K1 and I can't stop thinking about it.

 Chandler : Well, now you understand how I feel every single day.

 Taub embarrassed : You're the first person I've asked out since then.

 Taub embarrassed : Which I regret, because now that I've gotten to know you,

 Henry to The Doll : I wish you could come over and get in bed with me.

 Foreman : Actually, I'm wondering if you'd mind getting her a cup of ice chips.

No offense, but this place is scary. I feel better when he's around.

 Tracy : Look, if you think the antibiotics are a good idea, you can give them to me.

 House : She's got the rash, so we know she's unusually susceptible to allergic reactions,

 House : That's because you foolishly tested her while she was lying down.

 Foreman : Exercise-based anaphylaxis? I think that requires exercise.

 Foreman : Better yet, put a gun to her head, threaten to rape her.

 Beckett : You're a real badass, Lockwood, shanking an old man in his bunk.

 Bridge Officer : On the matter of The People of the State of New York...

 Bridge Officer : Mr. Lockwood, do you waive a formal reading at this indictment?

 Joey : I have surprisingly small feet. But the rest of me is good. I'll show you.

 Monica : -Can you believe Phoebe got pregnant? -Let's not talk about that right now.

 Rachel : Sometimes you can do everything right. Everyone wears what they're supposed to..

Well, I talked to her, and she's definitely gonna have the baby.

 Castle : Some people love the institution, hate the day-to-day.

 Beckett : There's no evidence of foul play, so the detective just closed the case.

 Beckett : Five years, and her husband thought she just ran away?

 Castle : Guess it's time to tell him his runaway bride finally came home.

 Roger : Yeah, but I live here. And my name is Roger, it's not Sam.

Small caliber. Double tap to the chest. Wallet and valuables missing.

 Greg House : that maybe she's not actually seeing into the afterlife.

 James Wilson : What is this sudden obsession with the afterlife?

My only obsession is with the idiots in the right-here-and-now life

Just needed a place to hang low for a while. I'm pretending to be spooked.

 Greg House : Because if my soon-to-be-brain-dead patient thinks that I believe her,

 Greg House : The ghost is a hallucination, which is the result of a delusion,

 Greg House : which most likely is the result of a hereditary disease

 Greg House : that her mother died from when the patient was four.

"The role of man number three will not be played by Vic Shapiro. "

The exclamation point scares me. It's not just Freud, it's Freud!

 Rachel : was when I was in the eight grade and I had to sing the Copa Cabana in front of the entire school.

 Rachel : I think I got about two lines into it before I ran and freaked out.

 Mrs. Wineburg : Well it's wonderful to have you up and about, again, dear.

 Rachel : Okay, now that is the third time someone has said something like that to me today.

Why don't you go up on-stage. I'll get a picture of you doing the speech.

 Ross : Will the owner of a 1995 Buick LeSabre please see the front desk?

 Ross : Do you think it would be okay if I asked you out sometime?

 Hank : And plus, I may have been caught with my hand in the cookie jar in the past,

 Hank : Yeah, they're financing this picture. They wanna make this into a franchise.

So if there's anything hinky with the books, it's not 'cause of me.

 Esposito : You're wearing that hat. There's a lot you don't get.

Let's say Hank did embezzle money and killed Charlie to silence him.

Well, if we knew the feds' angle, we'd have a leg up on solving this.

Sorry, guys. I've yet to come up with a crazy, genius theory yet.

 Ryan : you get to clear up any lingering doubts about your loyalty.

 Castle : Okay, guys, no, I can't do that, all right? After D.C., we promised we wouldn't...

 Esposito : We did you a solid getting you on this case, Castle.

 Castle : What does it say about our future if I keep pushing the boundaries?

Everything's under control if you need to get back to your wife.

Your wife is out of surgery. She's quarantined in recovery, but she's fine.

 BAILEY : - You were asking for help? - Know how many day's I've been here?

 Ted : Well, tell that to the rare bolivian cactus I threw away.

l told you you shouldn't have let her watch Terms of Endearment.

...and we could picnic along the Seine, and go wine-tasting in Bordeaux.

 Paul : and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her prom.

 Ross : I was a freshman and she was a senior. So it wasn't as bad as..

 Esposito : Yo, I just got off the phone with Robyn's parole officer.

 Esposito : Robyn was part of her crew, two years ago, when she got busted.

 Esposito : Robyn made a delivery to a country club on Long Island,

Mama must've gone to the theater to bring her back into the fold.

 Castle : Not very motherly, having underage kids run drugs for you.

 Castle : you put in her prison commissary account would keep her loyal.

 Esposito : We got a witness that says you were angry when you showed up.

 Lucas : Odd that a man who can't run would own so many pairs of sneakers.

 House : Well, if you hand her that, she's not gonna need you anymore.

 Lucas : If I don't hand her anything, she'll think I'm incompetent.

 House : You're okay with being paid twice to facilitate blackmail?

 Captain Roy Montgomery : I figured sooner or later, when you were ready,

 Captain Roy Montgomery : I just never expected her killer to come around and sucker-punch you like this.

 Captain Roy Montgomery : You're the finest homicide I've ever trained, bar none.

 Captain Roy Montgomery : And I want you to stay on this one, if you can. If you're up to it.

 Captain Roy Montgomery : But I wouldn't be doing my job as your captain if I didn't ask.

 House : If he gets better, I'm right. If he dies, you're right.

Your "T" cells are back over a hundred. That's-That's good, right?

 Foreman : You'll need medication for the rest of your life, but other than that, you're fine.

 House : - Why not run for pope while you're at it? - Oh, come on.

 Foreman : Kennedy had Addison's. F.D.R. had polio. Two of the best presidents in the last hundred years.

 House : If they were running today, they wouldn't stand a chance.

 Senator : You figure you'd be surgeon general if you didn't have the limp?

 Burke : The patient is out of the woods now, Dr. Yang. Thanks for asking.

 Cristina : And on the one day... the one day I have a thing... she disappears.

 Mr. Geller : Well, of course, Ben. l meant my first granddaughter.

l know everybody keeps saying that, but all l see is Vin Diesel.

Yeah, actually l was gonna talk to her when you guys came in the room.

 House : Maybe next time you wanna help Pops, you'll do a better acting job.

 House : because whatever injury caused the original pain healed a long time ago.

I'd like to start with a song I wrote for the first man I ever loved.

 Richard : Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk,

 Monica : Hey, you know I got a question for ya. Just a little thing, no pressure.

 Richard : Well, uh, sometimes I think about selling my practice,

 House : Lack of spit makes her mouth a breeding ground for a fungus like Candida.

 House : Just the opportunistic infection, not the underlying condition.

 House : Methylprednisolone to get the SjÃ¶gren's under control,

 House : and some artificial tears to maximize the visual impact of this moment.

 Foreman : I'm gonna keep standing here until you say something.

 Castle : then a shadowy cryonics company absconds with the body?

 Castle : This has all the hallmarks of a vast and insidious conspiracy.

 Beckett : I'm still trying to figure out how to explain it to Gates.

 Beckett : because without the body, we can't even prove he was murdered.

 Beckett : Anyway, trust me, this is the argument that they will make.

 Beckett : Technicians said that there wasn't a briefcase at the scene.

 Beckett : that he left the apartment this morning with a briefcase in hand.

 Beckett : She's on her way in right now with a Dr. Philip Boyd.

 Ryan : was broken into three days ago, and his computer was smashed.

 Beckett : Sounds like something in that office or briefcase was worth killing for.

 Gates : Then find out what, Detective, and get the wife to release his body.

 Cynthia Hamilton : I can't do it. I have to honor Lester's wishes.

 Beckett : Mrs. Hamilton, you do understand that without your husband's body,

 Sheldon entering, to Penny who is in his spot : - Baby wipe? - Why do you have...?

 Sheldon : ...replaced the paper towels in the restrooms with hot-air blowers.

 House : Well, that covers ten seconds out of the four hours I can't remember.

 Kutner : injuries ranging from a broken pelvis to a severed right foot.

Twenty-something-year-old Jane Doe, kidney contusion, laceration on her leg.

 House : Okay, new plan. We make a list of all the bars between here and the crash site,

 Kutner : is straight through your pre-frontal cortex. All we have to do is access it.

 Taub : Great idea. I'll build the giant submarine, you get the miniaturization gizmo.

 Kutner : Medical hypnosis can bring the brain to a Class 2 Theta state,

 Foreman : Fool's bet. There's a whole world of angry patients, creditors...

 Alex : Do you or your immediate family have a history of cancer?

 Sydney : I have no new information about your loved ones. I'm sorry.

Anyone eligible to donate blood should see me. If you're not sure, see me.

 Izzie : These need to go to the blood bank for testing. Thanks.

 Callie : - We shouldn't give up. - I wasn't planning to, but thanks.

 Callie : - I do know her. - George, Cristina and me, we know her.

 Phoebe : -Really? Are you sure? -Yeah, I made a commitment to you.

 Foreman : V-fib. We've got to shock him. Get him out of the water.

 Taub : Cardiac arrest. We were able to shock him back to normal sinus rhythm.

 House : So, now, you've electrocuted yourself and set a patient on fire.

 House : You either have an aversion to towels, or you want pain. I think both.

 Foreman : Anybody think we should discuss which infection is causing the cold agglutinins

 Taub : to Ohio, California, Central America and possibly Weehawken.

 Foreman : We know the infection is in his heart. We do a biopsy.

 Stacy : We spent the night in New York. Then we went back to Short Hills. What is it?

 Stacy : The same time he started getting sick. What does that mean?

The patient was asked a series of questions to determine the functionality of his brain.

Yeah, the point is, he told us everything we need to know to diagnose him.

 House : That is, if we use your fancy PET scan as a lie detector.

 House : Now, telling the truth is a much simpler process. See here.

 House : Question nine. This is where Mark gives a long, rambling answer about taking Stacy to Paris.

What does the PET scan say? - Minimal involvement. Just the frontal and temporal lobes.

 Chase : He said he went to Paris, and the PET confirms it. So, what?

 House : They didn't go to Paris, and yet Mark's brain apparently thinks...

 House : that he really did spend 40 francs on a tour of the bastille.

 House : So we have an intermittent syndrome that presents with abdominal pain,

 House : Now, here's the thing about Acute Intermittent Porphyria.

 House : It'll jump you in a dark alley, beat the crap out of you, leave you bleeding.

 House : Doesn't show up in blood tests, urine tests, nothing...

 Anita from Inside : Hey, I thought you weren't getting back till tomorrow.

 Barney : Lily, you're the slap bet commissioner, is that allowed?

Maybe if they chop enough of them, they can open that bikini shot.

Well, do you think she meant, "Good luck taming that wild stallion."

 House : If you're not planning on eating this weekend, maybe a movie?

 House : You're a computer. I'm gonna feed you data, and you analyze it.

 Leonard : I bet I could throw a rock in this room and come up with three better friends.

I've gone to great lengths to keep alive. I'd like to stay that way.

Well, I can survive in the shadows. I just don't want to live there forever.

 Smith : A recording made by a former associate to protect himself.

 Smith : that he could expose Bracken's campaign finances as corrupt.

 Beckett : We've been tracking Vulcan's network. Maybe we can help.

 Sydney : I myself have used the time to master complex surgical procedures.

Yeah, for next year. The one fifth year resident that rules all residents.

Oh, she... OK, she's cute, acting like she didn't know about it.

 Bailey : - I'm not cute. - I'm on to you, OK? I'm a competitor.

Am I the only one who thinks the triage test is a waste of time?

 Beckett : But do you think we could keep that out of the public record?

 Beckett : So that probably means that the killer used a silencer.

Nothing like a ventricular reconstruction to start your morning.

 Cristina : OK, you've officially become creepy. Creepy and stalking.

 Colin : Just to be sure you're fully aware of what you're passing up,

 Colin : I'd like you to assist me on my heterotropic heart transplant today.

 Cristina : I need a gambit. I need to force him into the defensive.

 Meredith : So it's weird, right? Susan keeps stopping by like this?

We just became friends or whatever you call your estranged father's wife.

 Alex : They stop by, they stock the fridge. Think she might do our laundry?

 Phoebe : Love is sweet as summer showers Love is a wondrous work of art

Look, I know you're mad at me, but Mark Sloan is the best in his field.

 Barney : This girl I dated, she played jump rope with that line.

 Howard : Is it just me, or does she sound sexy when she's angry?

 Alexis : and I tried to pull her away, but she wouldn't let me.

 Alexis : - No, just falling down. - All right. Call her parents.

 Alexis : - Do we have to call her parents? - We do. Get me their number.

 Janice Freeman : We've seen her in Matthew's artwork for years.

 Rosie Freeman : He said she appeared in his dreams and nightmares.

RYAN : This is the Plaza yesterday at 4 : 32, right before the explosion.

 Gates : I called in a favor from a friend at Homeland Security.

 Beckett : This shows us who was closest to the bomb. It gives us our witnesses.

GATES : Well, it can even show us where everyone was in real time.

 Cynthia : I had known for weeks that there was something wrong,

They're coming back from the theater, and they stop at a pub for drinks.

 Joshua : None of the other kids believed me, but I swear that duck pushed me.

 Rachel : Growing up here, this place must have been a real babe magnet.

 Mrs Wolowitz off : Howard Joel wolowitz, l've been worried sick for two days...

 Mrs Wolowitz off : You open up this door right now, because l've had it up to here!

...and l've spent the last haIf-hour walking up these farkakte stairs!

 Penny : I don't know. You could talk to her, and maybe if it comes up,

 House : 'cause you think that compromise is the answer to everything.

 Foreman : Muscle rigidity plus liver involvement means Wilson's.

 Alexis : I don't need you to protect me. I'm not a kid anymore.

 House : It's got no fish in it. Does that mean no fish in the ocean?

 Chase : Yeah, because he bled from where he wasn't supposed to bleed,

 House : People have turned you from a guy with a swollen tongue

 House : If you want someone to hold you while you cry yourself to sleep at night,

 House : You want someone to write you a poem, pick the sensitive loner.

You gotta see this thing in action before you say no way. Come on.

I think that you should put him in a wheelchair and take him down to the OR.

 Chief Of Staff Evan Howard : I mean, isn't the threat all but neutralized?

 Beckett : Look, we're talking about someone that is ruthless, methodical,

 Beckett : someone that killed Melanie Rogers just to keep her from talking.

 Beckett : That suggests a person that is intent on seeing this through...

 Howard : The Senator is going to unveil a far-reaching environmental initiative

 Bracken : Now, I suggest that you people do whatever it takes to stop this man.

 Gates : Very well, Senator. Detective Beckett will need a moment with you.

Is there some reason why you don't wanna work with Detective Beckett?

I was this close to getting Luke and Laura to sign Susan Lucci's toilet paper.

My God, don't people know you're not allowed to smoke in public spaces?

Actually, in Oklahoma smoking's legal in offices with fewer than 1 5 people.

No. l just happen to know a lot of trivia about smoking in different states.

 Chandler : For example, in Hawaii, cigarettes are called lei-lana-lukus.

 House : Ebony and Ivory are joined near the hip. Forget the brain, look lower.

 House : that no one else knows about? You need radiation, not ritual sacrifice.

 House : He asked for my advice before he switched you off the placebo.

 House : You didn't ask him to do anything, you're pissed off that he did.

you will remember that whatever your pathetic personal problems,

- What is wrong with everyone today? - Everyone seems OK, I think.

- You shouldn't be listening at doors. - You were in the hallway naked.

 Bailey : - I'll talk quickly. - Get in too, Shep. Make it fast.

- Mine's not fast. Mine is epic. - Then we'll have to talk later.

 House : The struggle to resist one's captors is never pointless.

 Wilson : Well, I hate to break it to you, Che, but simple delay won't work.

 House : My mother would never disrespect him by starting the funeral late.

 Foreman : to which the man is disconnected from the human race.

 Penny : I think it's so adorable you're making Sheldon breakfast.

 Penny : Aren't you worried you're making French toast on oatmeal day?

 Sheldon : it is time that I find myself a new female companion.

 Sheldon : that's a lot of carbohydrates for a man on the prowl.

 Penny : Don't take advice from a man who threw his shoe at a crow.

It was fine until your breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecio.

We bought a hibachi, then he ran off and got married. Things got ugly.

 Marshall : but I'd be saving the oceans, saving endangered species...

 Barney : Saving chicken bones and an old boot to make hobo soup?

 Barney : You can't pay your mortgage with Hacky Sacks and good vibes.

 Richard Castle : I'm just about to toss a g off the Brooklyn Bridge.

 Martha : I've invited my acting class to come here Friday night

 Martha : There's a lovely girl in the class, and I just thought maybe...

 Castle : Haven't you learned your lesson after the last fiasco?

 Martha : You have to admit that your social life has been a bit anemic as of late.

 Martha : Darling, all you have been doing for the last few months

 Martha : You have some reason for not putting yourself out there.

 Richard Castle : Come get it, buddy, 'cause I got something special for you.

Well, then stick your head up, Patel, and get pwned like a real man.

 Castle : He's this kid from India. He's been thrashing me for weeks.

 Beckett : Would you rather play with a kid in an imaginary world,

 Beckett : You know, Castle, it wasn't too long ago when me wearing a sexy outfit

 House : Why would it take anyone more than a few hours to get over misplacing a baby?

I've got a chart laid out with all the bases, I'll take you through it.

 House : There's a reason... Yes, those large things in her bra.

 Wilson : ...you were hiding it from me. Means it meant something to you.

 House : Yeah, I fiendishly concealed it within the phrase "I hit that."

 Taub : No animals. No hidden drugs or alcohol. No lead in the paint.

 House : I assume you're not holding Cameron aloft in triumph, which means no seizures.

 Amy : The fact that there are so many people here doesn't make us cranky and claustrophobic.

 Raj : You have some nerve showing up just to schmooze the tenure committee.

 Raj : Excuse me, I'm here to pay my respects to Professor Tupperware...

 Leonard : I guess the train store in Glendale wasn't having a cotillion after all.

- I'd like to know why Penny's here. - I'm here to support my man, just like you.

 Beckett : This little beauty has caused a lot of trouble, hasn't it?

 Beckett : So, why didn't you just sell it and solve all your money problems,

 Angelica : I didn't even know he was involved in all of this until you told me.

 Beckett : So the fact that he broke in the same night that you called

 Marshall : I may have mentioned it in passing to a couple of colleagues at work.

 Marshall's dad : I noticed you hadn't changed your last name yet.

 Lilly : - No, I'm gonna... - So, don't worry. I called the DMV,

 Marshall's dad : I called your Amex, I got that process started for you.

 Marshall's dad : I understand you and Marshall have been fighting.

 Marshall's dad : Well, let me tell you what works for me and the missus.

You need to get two hands in there. It needs to be long and deep.

- Don't cut into the lung or heart. - How can I be sure of that?

 Foreman : That's what kidney cancer looks like when it metastasizes.

 Sheldon : Electrons move through graphene, act as if they have no mass.

 Raj arriving : Hey, it's disco night at the Moonlight Roller Rink tonight.

 Raj : Great. It's not like I brought it up because I wanted to go.

 Raj : I'm happy just to guide you to suitable entertainment choices.

 Ross : That's it. I cannot make this decision. It is too difficult.

 Ross : I either keep my wife and lose one of my best friends...

 Beckett : Yeah, well, two months of listening to crickets in my dad's cabin

 Espostio : We know you missed us. That's why you couldn't stay away.

 Rachel : He lives in Oregon. I've never met him. I probably never will.

 Taub : But you can't pretend that what you're doing isn't hurtful.

 Thirteen : One random set of numbers doesn't change human nature.

 Wilson : I can tell you that both your daughter and Dr. House are deeply...

 Arlene : Leave everything to Julia so this one doesn't try more funny business

 Arlene : You already think you own my body, why not my home, too?

 Mother : The pageant starts in an hour. You have to do something.

 House : That little minty scent hiding beneath the rose petal perfume,

 Foreman : Charlotte's breathing's back to normal. She's being discharged.

 Taub : She can resume her vigil over her husband. He's started fading again.

 Penny voice : Is there anybody who can get me the hell out of here

And so you were screwed over by your wife, your mother, your partner.

 House : But you keep sending them Christmas cards while you take it out on everyone else!

I'm gonna give you a muscle relaxant so your body doesn't convulse.

 Chase [to Natalie] : Why don't you show Joseph where the visitor's lounge is'?

 Chase : Mallory-Weiss tear. Vomiting must have torn the lining.

 Wilson : You know that close to 1% of the population identifies as asexual?

 House : Just give me her file and any blood samples you have leftover.

 Sheldon : You know how when you see prime numbers, they appear red,

 Random : If I'm imposing on your happy reunion, you know, I could just go.

 Random : You know, I know a guy to get that dent out of your car.

 Howard : The thing is, Bernadette doesn't like that I have to take care

 Howard : of my mother, and my mother doesn't trust Bernadette...

 Cameron : Do you know how lucky you are? Your wife is alive. She loves you.

One minute he's holding a urine bag, the next minute he's kissing me.

 Callie : He's probably just freaking out. I shouldn't hold him to it.

Did you just not hear a word I said? I'm pouring my heart out here. Geez.

 MEREDITH : which, I think, is part of what makes it so hard for us to control ours.

 MEREDITH : Of course, sometimes we have impulses we would rather not control...

Sorry. Bought everyone coffee to celebrate saving the guy's life.

 Wilson : Oh, House, your very name will never leave this girl the same".

It's not bad for an 82-year-old. She asked me to give that to her true love.

And it's empty. He used up the whole can. Okay, I'll get Chase on it.

The poison's called disulfoton. This should bond with it and neutralize the poison.

 Chase : Then his nervous system will start sending the correct signals to the rest of his body.

 Chase : You said Matt sprayed with it this morning before school.

 Mom : Matt started that garden himself for an environmental science class.

 Mom : - They weren't allowed to use pesticides. - Apparently he cheated a little.

 Mom : It was orange peel oil. Totally organic. He dumped that other stuff last winter.

 Castle : I am not going anywhere until I see what's in that fridge.

 Beckett : and then you and I are going to dinner and never talking about this again.

 Sheldon : You're holding two moderate spell cards, a Small Rock and a Potion of Zancor...

...which will be as much help as an air conditioner on the ice planet Hoth.

 Sheldon : Your only move is to play the potion, lose the skirmish...

Are you bringing this up now so I'll forgive you for messing with my patient?

 Allison Cameron : I miss people doing whatever it takes to get the job done.

 Allison Cameron : I guess that's why I'm having trouble giving it up.

 Allison Cameron : I shouldn't have helped them mess with your patient.

 Eric Foreman : They had to screw with me. I've gotten everything wrong.

 Beckett : Hi, I'm looking for one of your bartenders. Rogan O'Leary?

 Tildy : I thought you came here to apologize, to tell me how sorry you are.

Hey, guys. So Kaiya confirms that she was "hanging out" with MC Thug

 Ryan : And he did file a police report about the missing bracelet.

 Ryan : So I requested a list of all the parties that Holly worked in the past year.

 Castle : you were responsible for setting up and breaking down the equipment.

 Beckett : Paul, don't lie. She's got you listed on her invoice.

 Paul : It was, like, her cousin or something and he needed the work.

 Foreman : A bloody t-shirt doesn't equal abuse. Kids get hurt all the time.

 Cameron : his wife passed away last year, he could easily be taking it out on the kids.

 Cameron : She's socially isolated, the brother's always in trouble, it's classic signs.

 House : which means either it's a symptom or it's completely irrelevant.

 House : Either way, we got to waste half a day figuring out which.

 House : Look for bruises we may have missed, check her mouth and do a vaginal exam.

 Chase : We can't do a vaginal exam on a six-year-old without the dad's consent.

 Penny : It was pretty cool. A lot of the girls threw up. I gutted that thing like a deer.

 Sheldon : I suppose if someone could teach sign language to Koko the gorilla...

 Howard : Thought I'd give the little woman a tour of the old salt mines. Heh.

 Bernadette : He doesn't mean salt mines. He means where he works.

 Izzie : I'm gonna need to draw some blood for, uh, your surgery.

 At the apartment, Robin : I can't believe how excited I am right now.

 At the apartment, Marshall : I don't even know what we're going to do

 Chandler : I'm sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday.

 Sheldon : If a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either is observed...

 Sheldon : ...it will not go through both. If unobserved, it will.

If it's observed after it left the plane, before it hits its target...

 Sheldon : - ...it will not have gone through both slits. - Agreed.

 Sheldon : There's no point, I just think it's a good idea for a T-shirt.

 Rachel : Then I put a little heart in the corner because I didn't wanna seem too bossy.

If we went to the office, you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.

 Tag : No, I'd see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk.

Maybe I'd look embarrassed because you're talking on the phone with your crotch.

What's important is, we're having a baby, not who came on to who.

I was sending signals? Anyone think that I'd send Ross begging signals?

...than to traipse into my office and just gawk at my assistant.

Susan's still in the hospital, and I'm collecting money to send her flowers.

Just take it all. Take it all. And please, please, give my best to Emily.

- Did you have fun with Joey last night? - Yeah, we went to the Knicks game.

Then we went to a bar, and he hooked us up with all these women.

 Rachel : We'll have a big party, and no one will know who's with who.

He's angry with me. I have no idea why. He keeps shutting me out.

 Tritter : something that will make you think twice before you treat the next patient like crap.

I get Cuddy off my back by telling her that I humiliated myself.

 House : He's dying, just not in a way that's going to help his wife.

 Chase : Well, let's see. Lack of blood flow's causing his guts to die,

 Chase : unless we cut out a few feet of small intestine and reattach the ends.

You so badly don't want us to see it that it makes me want to see it.

Fine. I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road.

We need someone to perform our wedding but they're all boring or annoying...

Anyone can be ordained on the Internet and perform weddings and stuff.

- Are you serious? - A friend of mine did it. It's totally legal.

 Chandler : Thank you very much, but neither of you is marrying us.

 Sheldon : Today, I went from being Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart to...

You know, you don't have so many friends that you can afford to start insulting them.

 Sheldon : ...they just take her out and shoot her between the eyes.

You knew that someday, someone would come along who's younger and smarter.

 Sheldon : Yes, but I assumed I would've been dead hundreds of years.

 Chandler : Listen, for the first four years of my work, everybody called me...

It was in the middle of a meeting, so no one wants to correct her.

 Rachel : By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky.

 Robin : But when I call his office, they say he left hours ago.

- You didn't tell Charlie what I said, did you? - Oh, no. Of course not.

Well, thank you. I want you to know, I respect your decision not to give her up.

All right. The selection committee has chosen the three of you as our finalists.

The ultimate decision will be based on the answers you give to the questions I ask.

 Benjamin : You claim the field is too reliant on the Linnaean taxonomic system.

 Dr. Li : Well, I believe that the answers lie in the osteologicaI evidence.

 House : which makes them confused, which makes them make poor decisions.

 Wilson : You went all the way up to the medical conference to cozy up to Cuddy.

 Wilson : Instead, she's dating one of two people in the world you think of as a friend.

 Wilson : I suppose throwing yourself into your work isn't the worst thing you could do.

 Foreman : If you could just do the brain angio while I finish up the blood work...

 Foreman : He's got me running every test and treatment by myself.

 Cameron : give steroids, which could spread infection all over the place,

 Castle : Annoying? Yeah, I know. Trust me, we're getting off easy.

 Beckett : see if they know if anyone else was in the building with him.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, Ryan and Esposito are bringing his wife in now.

 Mrs. Ross : They thought he was just a cold, tyrannical dictator.

 Esposito : Yeah, was he having trouble with any of his employees there?

What do you think he's gonna do when you're no longer useful to him?

 Joey : When a blind man gets his sight back, does he walk around like this?

 House : - The sick one, obviously. - Her parents died when she was a child.

 Chase : She's been with the Church ever since. What's she lying about?

 House : You hate nuns. You can't hate someone if you don't know them.

 House : Catholic Church specializes in that kind of training...

 House : Like, for example, going into medical school when it's the last thing they wanna do.

 Chase : I think, if she did have a secret, her boss would know.

We lock all our medications in the infirmary, and we don't keep prescription drugs here.

 Nun : Why haven't you asked Sister Augustine about these things directly?

 House : I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone,

 House : that someone is probably the last person you should ask.

 House : If I were you, I'd have her repeat a year of nun school.

Twenty-five donors contributed to the plasma that the lung donor got.

My "team" cannot track down and interview them all in six hours.

 Foreman : you take some parole-violating detour celebrating your freedom,

 Foreman : justified, of course, by some absurd theory connecting it to the case.

 House : You asked me to ask you. Was that just so you'd enjoy saying no?

 Foreman : Not absolutely. Not outside the walls of this hospital.

 House : Fine, then give me a team I don't have to put in quotation marks.

 Cristina : They're sexist, distorted devil toys that create unrealistic expectations

 Bailey : You swallow a bitter pill this morning, Yang? They're dolls.

 Bailey : Grey, call for a Psych consult, then see if he has family.

 Meredith : - Do I still book the OR? - Blocked bowels become necrotic bowels.

 Dr. Domner : The list won't help him now. This liver won't stop bleeding.

That liver's already been committed. His only hope is a family donor.

Maybe we should call it. No use tying up an OR if it's postponing the inevitable.

 Esposito : Actually, I was able to ID the genie based on your description.

 Castle : I still have two wishes left, and I'm not above using them for evil.

 Castle : Tell these guys I am not crazy for believing in a genie.

 Alexis : Her name is Genevieve Sutton. She has an office on Second Avenue.

 Ryan : Oh, seriously, who cares? Make-believe time with Castle is over.

Causes of coma... metabolic, structural... He had his stomach pumped.

Nope, first guess was faking it. The patient's a federal witness... reluctant, I'm assuming.

 Cameron : Any recent history of head trauma? Bad car accident? Fall?

 Bill : His name's Joey. He's my only brother. He's important to you.

 House : Got it. So, no placebos for him. We'll use the real medicine.

 House : I'm not saying you do. I'm just saying it was an impulsive move.

l think l get what you mean, though. Like, the lamp is the hotel's...

 Ross : -You can't take the remote control. -Yes, but the batteries.

 House : Guy steals your article, tells you you're not his friend,

First thing on my list of things to do would be to stab him back, shoot him.

 House : Even with a needle stick, your chances of infection are pretty slim.

 Cameron : Hamster droppings. Could carry Toxocara. It'd explain the blindness.

 Howard : It's not like I'm an astronaut floating around in outer space.

 Howard : ...and I just can't believe I'm on this incredible adventure.

 House : No. For a second, I thought Wilson might have a drug problem.

 House : You'll be waiting a long time since that's not what she has.

 House : While you two were so busy being impressively outside the box,

 Nadia : Remembering something is not the same as understanding it.

 Raj : and something just didn't seem right about Koothrapeeney.

 Raj : I don't understand. Why is it bad that you have to teach?

 Sheldon : who probably think dark matter is what's in their diapers.

 Sheldon : Just because I enjoyed that one doesn't mean I always do.

 Mnca : It seems like you've been making an awful lot of stuff "Irish" lately.

 Fbob : I'd make them Belgian, but the waffles are hard to get into that flask.

 Fbob : This isn't the first time somebody said something to me about this.

 Rachel : - Were you guys together a long time? - A year, on and off.

I used to assume that I would meet someone and fall in love and be happy.

That all that was just a given. Lately, it's like, what if it's not?

- You really have all the answers, don't you? - No, no, I do. I really do.

 Tag : - Thanks for talking to me. - Come on, what are bosses for?

 Chase : Unfortunately, we just wasted his time and proved House right.

 House : Bursts your CTE bubble. You're gonna need a whole new theory

 Alexis : Sorry, I can't. I made plans to spend the day in the Village.

 Castle : About where she's going today. Her nose crinkled. That's her tell.

 Martha : Honey, come on. This is not the World Series of Poker.

Yeah. I mean, otherwise, that's just it for us hanging out together.

Good. Let's get back in the car. It's freezing, and my chest is unsupported.

 Joey : Wait a second! I mean, what are we doing? Who's going with who?

 Joey : - You drove all the way up here. - I've got to take the car back anyway.

 House : Then you can ask Foreman if hospital insurance covers ramp-vans.

SHELDON : Why hast thou forsaken me, O deity whose existence I doubt?

 Leonard : because someone hacked your World of Warcraft account?

 Sheldon : has been picked clean, like a carcass in the desert sun.

 Raj : I'm not telling. I'm from Asia. I'm mysterious. Deal with it.

 Sheldon : Well, you should. Fifty percent of marriages end in divorce.

 Doctor : According to our pathologist, this was unpurified digoxin.

 Beckett : Any way to tell how long ago she ingested the foxglove?

I mean, he still calls her "that mean kid with the big boobies."

 Penny : about how much we love working with you. Isn't that right?

 Sheldon : Like when you do a two-hour Fourth of July spectacular

 Sheldon : One for every domino I set up to make that American flag.

 Lanie : Well, based on the nature and the severity of the wounds,

 Lanie : your victim maybe had only five or 10 minutes before he bled out.

 Esposito : Jimmy's apartment is empty, and his landlord hasn't seen him in days.

 Ryan : Well, if he killed Cameron, he's probably halfway to Mexico by now.

 Esposito : All right, I'll put out a BOLO on him, check in with his parole officer,

 Ryan : - I feel a quick pick calling my name. - Are you serious?

 Esposito : Two minutes to fritter away your unborn child's future?

 George : You know, my parents tell everyone they meet that their son's a surgeon,

 Meredith : When I told my mother I wanted to go to medical school,

 Webber : Don't look it up. Learn it. It should be in your head.

 Arlene : The man's name is Greg. It makes it seem like you're not serious.

 Arlene : The parade of boyfriends can't be as amusing as it was.

 Wilson : Next week is Sam's birthday and I was gonna take her to the Poconos.

 Arlene : Perhaps not the best choice of topic for a festive occasion.

 Arlene : I just don't want Rachel growing up thinking you're a slut.

 House he Stops Refraining Himself And Looks At Cuddy : Okay. I got this. First of all, Mom...

 Wilson he Is Trying Hard Not To Laugh : Leaving aside the fact that House is a sociopath,

 Wilson he Is Trying Hard Not To Laugh : I have to admit that I'm honestly relieved.

 Wilson he Is Trying Hard Not To Laugh : Your mom is quite a handful.

 Howard : You didn't kill her and chop her up, that's not what we're smelling, right?

 Raj : ...and she snuck out the bathroom window to get away from me.

- But come on, you gotta shake it off. - You can't stay in your apartment...

 Raj : With online shopping and overnight delivery, I can get anything I want.

 Kyle : Look, I didn't hurt anyone, okay? I would never do that.

 House : Which means your initial diagnosis could still be right?

 Adams : We're just gonna cut your earlobe a bit and check back in two minutes.

 Adams : But if it's completely clotted, it may indicate cancer.

 Adams : You know, for someone who asks as many favors as you do,

 House : Before I went to med school, I thought about getting a PhD in physics.

 House : it means there's six times more stuff than we can detect.

I think that's it. The seating chart is done. This is our wedding.

 Chandler : I've already taught you so much already, but whatever.

 Chandler : When you flirt with a guy, you think, "No big deal."

All guys from the other end of the world wake up and act the same way.

 Bernadette : Well, for starters, we'd be splitting this check three ways.

 Penny : leave one of those little notes when you hit a parked car.

 House : It's sweet that I haven't lost the ability to surprise you.

 House : It's all about her and whatever hapless salesman wanders into her sights.

She's going to lie, steal and trade your testes to get whatever she wants.

Hold on. Just got to do something before he dials the second "one. "

 Thirteen : Any particular reason you decided to sedate a patient

 House : Guy has a history of violent outbursts during surgical procedures.

 Chase : Field of vision is regressing and he's reached an eight on the pain scale.

 Cameron : The disease pattern is following the exact course as Joe's.

 House : Right! We were wasting all this time looking for an unknown disease.

We should have be looking for a different strain of an unknown disease.

 Greg House : Enlarged uterus means that she was recently pregnant.

 Greg House : She's a good liar, but I doubt she can hide a baby from her boyfriend.

 Greg House : Scraping in the uterus indicates that she had an abortion,

 Surgeon : Unless the guy was performing an abortion with a shotgun...

 Greg House : I need the old lady's consent to do some treatment.

 Greg House : I wish I could tell you, but since you're not legally related...

 Ross : I tried, but when I got to my lawyer's office, all I heard was : 

I just don't want my tombstone to read : "Ross Geller : Three Divorces."

Don't worry about that. Your tombstone can say whatever you want.

So you're gonna be married to a girl who doesn't even know about it?

But being the only one that knows about this makes me feel special. Okay.

...the only real relationship he had was with a girl named Molly.

And he would've married her, only she couldn't control her bladder.

Sorry to bother you, but we can't accept your acceptance of our apology.

 House : Only if you're on a wooden ship, and your obsession is a whale.

You realize the point of metaphors is to scare people from doing things

 House : by telling them that something much scarier is gonna happen

 House : Go back to the game. Don't worry, I'm not gonna get eaten by witches.

Because when you have a fight with Mark and you try to avoid me,

 Stacy : That I'm feeling vulnerable, and I don't want to be around you,

 Stacy : Really, really hot Indian curry they make with red chili peppers.

 Stacy : You're abrasive and annoying, and you come on way too strong.

 Curt : The knicks lost because they were afraid of getting hurt.

 Lily : Oh, by the way, we're all baking pies at robin's tomorrow.

 Lily : Marshall can't be trusted in the apartment with pies overnight.

 Marshall : Sleep-eating is a very serious and delicious medical condition.

 Jill : This is where Ross and I are meeting for our date. So, what do you think?

 Rachel : And I bet you thought it would be weird. But it's not.

 Chandler : He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend, Charlie.

...she talks about how she's never seen a naked man who wasn't Jewish.

 The Casting Director : ...not Jewish. You know what I'm saying?

 The Casting Director : An Italian Catholic immigrant at this time would not be...

 Beckett : Now you don't expect me to believe that that's a coincidence, do you?

 Nieman : It's not a coincidence at all. Daniel referred Pam to me as a patient.

 Beckett : So they knew each other? We don't have any evidence of that.

 Nieman : Maybe this was part of their plan to waste your time and mine.

 Beckett : What do we know about this company that Edmund was up against?

 Ryan : Gates actually has a friend at the SEC trying to dig up information on them.

 Beckett : Can you check with the Fraud Division, see what they know about SunCove?

 Castle : or some other kind of marathon that makes life wonderful.

 Beckett : Castle, look, I know how much the holidays mean to you,

and I know that you love Christmas, but I can't make it tomorrow.

 Beckett : Look, I couldn't tell Gates. She doesn't know about us.

 Castle : I gotta get out of here, anyway. I got a date with Alexis.

I have told you I'm too busy to deal with you now. No more cartoons!!

 George : - She means interruptions. - No more interruptions, Thatch.

 Alex : You heard the doctor. Hi, I'm Dr. Karev. Pleased to meet you.

Well, I'm going to need to do a short exam before you start surgery.

 Monica : - Do you think they recognize each other from in there?

and then one day, they're pushed through a vagina and they meet.

 Barbara Lillstrom : Damn right we do. Years of planning, of research ruined.

 Castle : You open those cells, but no one leaves here until I return with the police.

 Castle : Yet another case closed, courtesy of Richard Castle Investigations.

 Penny : We don't know anything about the ones that sent him here.

 Leonard : Well, we know they were smart enough to send him away.

l mean, the ideas you put forth, and from someone so young and....

l can't tell you how great it was to look in the crowd and see your face.

 Jeremy Preswick : - And you're sure I was here? - Take your time. No pressure.

 Jeremy Preswick : Isn't this supposed to be where I get a headache

 Darius Langley : Weird, that someone can just lose his mind like that.

 Darius Langley : Anyway, here's everything I could find on Mr. Harun.

 Darius Langley : I still can't believe Fink was trafficking in forgeries.

 Castle : This is a Jules Matterson. This is worth $ 100,000, easy.

 Beckett : Yeah, but you only pay Rocco a grand to knock it off.

 Esposito : Someone took me for that much, I could see putting a bullet in his back.

 Castle : Well, that explains why Harun went after Fink. But what about J?

 Montgomery : Beckett, I hate diplomatic immunity as much as the next cop,

 Sheldon : that could start moving any minute, so let's do this.

 Sheldon : Amy, that action will never be repeated, and that's a promise.

 Bernadette : The thesis committee accepted my doctoral dissertation.

 Leonard : Hey, if I roll down the windows in the car, everything's peachy.

 Esposito : But Eastway maintains GPS tracking on all of its equipment.

 Beckett : Let us know if he moves. Esposito, you're coming with me.

 Beckett : Ryan, this whole thing started because of a group of corrupt cops.

 Marshall : 'Cause there are four others in the san francisco area alone,

 Beckett : Sir, I know what this looks like, but I swear to you,

 Villante : I needed to make sure he told us everything he knew.

And given your fiancÃ©'s history, he needed to learn once and for all

 Hendricks : Bronson's girlfriend and most likely his accomplice.

 Hendricks : Phone records show that Bronson called her a number of times

 Hendricks : And get this, she worked as an aide to Senator Shelton.

 Mccord : to help Bronson move the encryption system out of the country.

 Villante : You tap into every sidewalk, traffic and mass transit video feed.

 Villante : She may have altered her appearance. I want her found.

The party is at 9 : 00. I cannot wait to see what you're wearing.

 Alexis : Paige was so angry with me, she sabotaged our science project.

 Alexis : How could she take care of him the way we did, and then just destroy him?

I don't know. I think that's... That's one reason why I write about it.

 House : If you called to see the design for my prison tats, they're still in R and D.

Your lawyer isn't gonna be able to get the DA to drop the case. Tritter can.

 Cuddy : but what you really are is a stubborn adolescent idiot!

 Cuddy : You flaunted your drug use in his face and you refused to accept a deal...

 Cuddy : Tritter has been opening doors for you every step of the way

 Cuddy : If you wanna stay out of prison, you got to make one for yourself.

 Cameron : The burns on your chest and arm exposed raw flesh that made you a wide-open target.

 Cameron : We'll know more once we get the results back from these cultures.

 Sheldon : I was going to lower the whole voice to a more pleasing register.

...just on the possibility you could have cheap sex with a girl you met in a bar?

 Howard : There's a whole buffet of women out there and you're just standing in the corner...

 Raj : and Sheldon was right, he did get charged with petty theft.

 Sheldon : ...is secreting the pheromones associated with ovulation.

 Sheldon : Which brings me back to my question. Where are you in...?

 Leonard : All I'm saying is, if they can cure yellow fever and malaria...

 Leonard : ...why can't they do something about lactose intolerance?

 Steph : You had a little cheese dip, you farted. I thought it was cute.

 Sheldon : I have a craving for white asparagus that, apparently, is destined to go unsatisfied.

 Richard : - It doesn't look like you've got this. - I've got this!

 Izzie : - You need to take... - She's seizing! Go page Shepherd.

 Alex : - put your seven kids through college. - What are you saying?

 Denny : I already thanked her once, but this here deserves a double-scoop.

 Meredith : There are strict rules about doctors dating patients.

 Esposito : What do you mean? What are you talking about, go outside?

 Captain Victoria Gates : Like Pam Hodges, he was hung with fishing line.

who bear a deliberate resemblance to members of our own police family.

 Esposito : was bought from a bait shop in North Carolina in 2005.

He said he had no idea who would've used his boat to commit a murder.

 Castle : they were looking for telltale signs the boat wasn't in use.

 Sheldon : ...it will enable my laptop to read and identify the items with this wand.

 Sheldon : Then cross-reference them against destination, anticipated activity spectrum...

 Sheldon : Assuming I can keep up this pace, three hours 11 minutes.

 Sheldon : Plus however long it takes to conclude this fairly pointless conversation.

 Leonard : Teasing the guys at the Apple store seems a little redundant now.

- I don't follow. - I wouldn't expect you to. I'll see you later.

 Phoebe : I think you and I will do much better if you're just here as a bridesmaid.

I give you the headset. I don't really wanna give you the headset.

I guess if you're taking over, then you should probably return these messages.

 Monica : But I'm sure you can handle this. I have won awards...

 Monica : ...for my organizational skills. But I'm sure you'll do fine.

Buying me something pretty isn't gonna make our problem just go away.

 Howard : Look, I admit I haven't always been the best friend I could be.

Last week, we were looking for a phone with giant numbers for your mother...

 Cameron : You were looking for something and I happened to be standing...

 Chase : A gentle, polite reminder once a week is hardly stalking.

 Sheldon : If there's one thing I know about after living with you

Could you mention I'm not looking for a relationship? That'd be great.

I don't mean this to sound like high school, but did he talk about me?

 House : And thank God you dragged him into a stairwell to get his heart racing.

 Monica : - Have you found your dress? - These dresses are amazing...

I'm here to figure out which one I want, then I'll get it at Kleinman's.

 House he Scoffs And Stops At The Door : I've never met your daughter.

 Arlene : That's hard to believe, since you're currently shtupping her.

I can't believe you did this! You had me doubting how smart I was!

I'm not telling you what to do. I am telling you what not to do!

You know, that bastard is one smooth-talking freelance kite designer.

 Mike : And you don't have to worry about glue-sniffing with me.

Kids, by this point, we knew Aunt Robin had been a teen pop sensation

 Barney : I wanted my first time to be with someone I cared about.

 Lily : Robin, do you want to go get a Korean massage on Saturday?

 Robin : I'd love to. I've got this knot in my neck that's so annoying.

 Ted : delusional girl who thinks it's a stepping stone to success.

 House : Taub confessed to telling Foreman to protect the patient.

 Chase : Your ability to solve puzzles is the only thing that matters to you.

 Chase : And you're smart enough to know even you'll lose your edge at some point.

 House : scurrying through your apartment floorboards right now?

 Ryan : I'll tell you what, you tell us everything about that murderous friend of yours,

 Lynden : I figured it was better to do it than end up on his hate list.

 Lynden : I mean, this guy was inside a week, he was running the cell block.

 Lynden : Never once did he talk about his family, his hometown, his girl.

 House : Because the kidney cancer is back and this is not smallpox.

 Cuddy : This is what happens when you have no respect for authority,

 House : You don't think it's a little much to use the threat of death

 House : to win a totally separate argument with your boyfriend?

 Cuddy leaning On The Airlock, Concerned : I don't care right now that you lied to me. I want you to stay alive.

 Foreman : House could be trying to tempt Chase into cheating, break them up.

If Chase cheats, they shouldn't be getting married in the first place.

 Foreman : So, you're okay with House getting Chase smashed enough to make a stupid mistake?

 Thirteen : Being drunk doesn't change who you are, it just reveals it.

 Taub : NF2 is an extremely slow-growing cancer, which makes it very treatable.

 Taub : If we're right, taking out the tumor means there's a chance you'll regain your hearing.

So if I'm in a scene where I have to cry, I cut a hole in my pocket...

That would be your basic I've-got-a- fish-hook-in-my-eyebrow-and-I-like-it.

 Leonard : Well, so much for making up for the emotional wounds of childhood.

Yeah, where's the guy who decides whose pictures go up on the wall?

 Joey : Make sure you tell him that Joey Tribbiani stopped by to drop off all these clothes.

You know, there are two people who could get your picture up there.

and asked me to send it right away to the man it was addressed to.

 Montgomery : Open and shut case. I think we even got a confession out of him.

 Beckett : - Do you know why that would be? - You would have to ask him.

 Esposito : - Got shanked in prison this morning. - This morning? That's no coincidence.

 Montgomery : If memory serves, Brady was married when he went away.

 Montgomery : See if the wife is still the wife and if she knows anything.

 Montgomery : I want to see what they know about Brady's murder.

 House : And a fluorescein angiogram of her eyes to see if we missed a bleed somewhere.

 House : Oh, and whoever goes to their house, get me their computers.

It keeps her from asking questions about things you don't want to talk about.

 Thirteen : That's right. Her honesty proves just how dishonest she is.

 Taub : He thought he'd get information you may not have been telling us by...

 Foreman : Dozens of reasons to lie. Only one reason to tell the truth.

 Taub : I mean, lies do sometimes smooth things out, make life easier.

 Cuddy : You made me yearbook editor, summa undergrad, AOA in med school.

 Cuddy : If you stay here with House, you'll be treated badly, but you'll live.

 House : Heart's still weak from the infection. We'll hang an antifungal IV.

 House : The only value of that trust is that you can manipulate them.

Giving the parents a chance to make a bad choice was a bad choice.

 Chase : Kitchen and bathrooms were immaculate. Whatever the kid's got, he didn't get here.

No, whatever the kid got, he didn't get from the kitchen or the bathroom.

Yeah, because their kid's 10 and hasn't used it since he was six.

 Foreman : You obviously think your time could be better spent. Why'd you come along?

 Foreman : She only had her grandparents, and they weren't close.

 Foreman : I couldn't remember what she was wearing when I admitted her.

 Foremman : I killed her a week ago and I can't remember what color top she was wearing.

 Chase : I was grateful when I could wake up not thinking about her.

 Foreman : Your patient died because you were distracted over the death of your dad.

 Castle : But if Beckett and I were competing, you'd be out of a trophy.

 Ryan : our John Doe was found this morning by sanitation workers.

I'd say it happened between 12 : 00 and 2 : 00 a.m. this morning.

 Javier Esposito : A guy who lives nearby heard screams around 1 : 00 a.m.

 Esposito : Just tail lights. But he said it looked like a sports car.

Ryan and I are gonna keep looking for witnesses and street cam footage,

 Beckett : He's the personal injury attorney on TV who has the late-night ads.

 Beckett : Meanwhile let's get the body to the morgue and see what it can tell us.

 Beckett : He's wanted for murder, Mrs. Heller. Do you understand?

 Beckett : I need you to go and call him on his cell phone, find out where he is.

 Beckett : but I need you to do it now. Detective Esposito will go with you.

 Esposito : Kid's not answering his cell phone. Mom thinks maybe he went to the park.

Hey, if you're looking for lunch money, my wallet's on the nightstand.

 Addison : What they're doing is not about love. It's... It's... Well, it's like you.

 Derek : - What do you want from me, Addison? - I want you to care!

 Addison : He comes out here from New York and rubs it in your face,

 Addison : and still you get a good night's sleep. What do I have to do? Oh! I know.

 Addison : Maybe what I should do is go out on a date with the vet.

 Addison : Oh, but wait. That won't work either because I'm not Meredith Grey!

I know it's a bad time, but do you still want to go ahead with the baby?

 Wilson : seeing patients in the basement of his house, getting paid a few chickens.

How will I eat? - You know what Cuddy's been locked away with Vogler about...

You. Her secretary's been at the photocopier all day with your records.

Graft is if I tell him I'll only make him better if he slips me a couple bucks.

 Joey : -For next time, what do you say? -"I have an extra ticket."

You did the windows! I have been begging you for months! And you did, you cleaned.

I hope by "maid" you mean "mistress" because if some other woman was cleaning..

She's nice, and she mentioned that she adored the way you arranged the sponges.

 Chandler : -Now, just give her a chance, okay? -Fine, I can do it.

 Mccord : And by the way, D.C. Made it clear that they want us to send it to them.

 Mccord : We don't always get the whole picture. Comes with the territory.

that Castle shows up the same day that Agent Beckett takes over?

After a complete examination, I was able to narrow time of death

 Ross : Thanks to a little something called Helvetica Bold 24-point.

 Chandler : - Our band is playing on Friday. - Yeah, you should come check us out.

- I am totally gonna ask her out. - Dude, I was gonna ask her out.

 Chandler : - I said it first, bro. - Well, I thought it first, Homes.

 Ross : What we have is too important to mess it up over some girl.

 Cameron : Yeah, I want you to profess your love for me. Oh, wait.

 Cameron : You already did that and it caused me to end our relationship.

 Chase : Letters from school. Fights, detentions, a parent conference...

 Cameron : Her room's directly above the garage. There's all sorts of CO sources down there.

 Alex : Annie Connors is a 43-year-old woman who presented last night

 Alex : with progressive shortness of breath the past three months.

[Burke] All right. Dr. Stevens is going to take you up for a CT.

 Burke : - and we'll know how to proceed. - Could someone tell my mom?

 Rachel : The dog will lick himself but he will not touch your sandwich.

 Ross : You're joking, right? You guys just walked through the door.

 Phoebe : You love divorce so much, you're probably gonna marry it...

...and then it won't work out, so you're gonna have to divorce it.

 Esposito : I can't believe the captain's making us babysit this nut job.

 George : Dad's a truck driver, Mom's a teacher. The news shows me crossing this line?

 Cristina : Has there been any blood yet? I heard they brought in scab nurses.

 Cristina : We're doctors. We have sick patients inside! I mean, we have surgeries.

- Change your own bedpans, Stevens! - Enjoy your syphilis, Olivia!

 Izzie yells out : - George, are you coming? - No, I'm good here.

 Ellis laughs : Not in my OR, not in front of those jock Ortho idiots.

Yeah, I just... I didn't know if you'd be excited by a lost purse.

 Castle : A purse? I'm sorry, this is not just some ordinary purse.

 Castle : Canvassing? Oh, that thing you get Espo and Ryan to do.

 Beckett : Marcus, why'd you take the train into the city last night?

No. Had a few beers and left around 11 : 30. Walked around a little.

 Beckett : Murdered by someone who impulsively hit her with a pipe.

If the marrow rebounds, it's the meds. If it doesn't, it's an infection.

It makes it look like I'm going fast. Now, how's our dying kids?

 House : We're doing it, it's not working. Life is for the living.

 Chase : Matty's been off his meds for a few hours, but his blood count's still tanking.

 Cameron : If we don't get this under control, his blood will literally turn into water.

Hm... Yeah, I don't know. This squirt gun, it's... it's pretty rare.

 Leonard : And... oh, that's me getting rescued after I fell in.

 Leonard : That's what us salty sea dogs say when we have to go pee-pee.

 Pizza guy : Seriously? I just walked up, like, four flights of stairs.

 House : So how does a dwarf have completely normal growth plates?

 House : just because we called her a dwarf doesn't mean she is a dwarf.

 Cuddy : then her short stature must be caused by a growth hormone deficiency.

 House : The immune component responded to the Still's treatment,

 Cuddy : We dismissed this earlier, because there were no neurological symptoms.

 House : These 25-year-old females, they're usually completely rational.

 Cuddy : She's a little bit more than upset. She hasn't slept in ten days.

 Cuddy : She stayed awake, even though she downed the whole bottle.

And the longest anyone's ever survived without sleep is 11 days.

 Sheldon : I finally have a handle on my idea for three-person chess.

 Sheldon : transitional quadrilateral to triangular tessellation.

 Sheldon : When the serpent slithers to an opposing player's piece,

 House : See all the good stuff that happens when you listen to me?

 House : and now a lung that gets traumatized without any trauma.

 House : No, it's fine. I made sure we got the South Pole long distance plan.

 House : The more you interrupt, the longer my grandstanding is going to take.

 Foreman : Since when do you let patients participate in differentials?

 House : Since the patient and her doctor happen to be the same person.

 House : Your kidney function is still declining. Means you have a kidney problem.

 Cate : But not one that needed antibiotics. Makes us equally wrong.

A tumor in her lung or kidney that threw a clot to the other organ.

And you're worried the tumor might overhear, realize we're on to it.

 Foreman : Cancer's a hard diagnosis for patients, even when they're not in the South Pole.

 Cameron : - You have to tell him. - He said he wasn't in any pain.

 Cuddy : - We need another plan. - Don't talk about it that way.

 Foreman : 'Cause I don't need to subject myself to House's torture if there's no upside.

 Foreman : You said the last case really threw him. And now suddenly...

 Cameron : Apparently it's a symptom. Means the condition predates--

Hey, you know what l was thinking? l don't know if ''code brown'' is the best code word.

That's fine. Listen, sudden change of plans. My maternity leave just ended.

l'm just afraid if l don't come back now, this guy will try and squeeze me out.

- So then why did you...? - He said that I could drive a car on Mars.

 Sheldon : I believe the appropriate metaphor here involves a river of excrement...

 Sheldon : ...and a Native American water vessel without any means of propulsion.

 Raj : But based on NASA's latest timetable, they won't get there for 35 years.

Plus, I understand you have to be next to the vehicle with your card when they arrive.

 Esposito : It's an old shoe factory in Brooklyn, on Arcadia Lane.

 Esposito : Man, look at this place. Fire would be an improvement.

 Esposito : Looks like no one's set foot in here in years. It's pretty creepy.

 Esposito : Pulling your phone out isn't gonna make it happen any sooner.

 Esposito : All right, you know what? You're all emotional right now.

 Raj : Oh, crap, what if it comes up when I apply for citizenship?

 Leonard : I wonder if we'd have to disclose something like this

 Frank voiceover : That's when I heard the screams across the street.

 Frank voiceover : I heard the sirens, and I panicked. I knew how it would look.

 Frank voiceover : So I took a rag and tried to wipe down all my prints.

 Castle : - Did they have a record of your call? - ALEXIS : Yes.

 Alexis : But the prosecution argued it still left plenty of time.

 Maggie : So the prosecutor made Frank out to be some kind of predator.

 Joey : I don't know whether it's just because we're breaking up or what.

Right. I shouldn't have said "married." Please don't go freaky on me.

 Chase : No, you don't. I found you a board, perfect size to learn on.

 Chase : I meant, so, that's five seconds to hand House the file,

 Cameron : I need to make sure he doesn't toss the file in the trash

 Chase : After last week, I could really use a break from this place.

 Cameron : And these legs, and every other part of me, will be all yours.

 House : Almost as interesting as you trying to step into Kutner's shoes

 Cameron : I'm just trying to repay a favor to his referring doctor.

 Thirteen : The nutcase spends all his free time wreaking havoc at toxic waste dumps.

 Cameron : No neurological, muscular or cardiovascular abnormalities.

 Foreman : The guy cares about the environment, that makes him a nutcase?

 House : Person's away from the cause long enough, they recover.

 Chase : The feds checked for poisons. We checked for poisons. I didn't do it.

All his food is strictly controlled. There's no correlation between his meals and his condition.

 Chase : and the hospital served fish sticks before the second one.

This is my job, buddy. l've had it for five years, and l know how it works.

 Rachel : Oh, God. You've totally messed with the back support on my chair.

Do you have a blue tie that would go with this? Emma spit up on mine.

 Rachel : -How long is Denise gone for? -She said she'd be back December 26th.

Sure, if you say you'll take care of it, I have no reason to doubt you.

I'm gonna do this my way and I don't wanna hear a peep out of you.

 Castle : and caused you to have a dream that I betrayed you in some way.

 Castle : than to try and surprise the world's greatest detective.

 Castle : including one thing that's been gathering dust in your father's garage.

 Castle : I think you should take the bike on a cross-country trip.

 Beckett : - Why don't you get some lessons? - I was hoping you'd say that.

 Castle : that you won't be having any more bad dreams about me tonight?

 Denny grinning : Yeah, it's not your fault. I mean, I'm well-off, but I'm not into money.

 Denny grinning : I'm smart, but I'm not a know-it-all. I'm funny.

 Denny grinning : the enlarged failing heart and the dependency to IV meds.

 Izzie playful : It's a shame really. Since I'm with Hilde and all.

 Meredith to Doc : I have literally washed the past out of my life.

 Ryan : So what do we think Bobby's motive was for killing this guy?

But it seems like the two of them had a falling-out of some sort.

 Beckett : I'm Detective Beckett. This is Detective Ryan and Esposito.

 Agent Walker : This man got inside the Irish mob with a wire when no one else could.

 Beckett : So what's the FBI's interest in our murder investigation?

 Agent Walker : Jimmy was just running his shop, trying to get by.

 Agent Walker : But then when the economy turned, he borrowed some hard money,

 Ryan : It's a list of transactions and contacts going back years.

 Esposito : So now that Jimmy's gone, you're back to square one.

 Agent Walker : But the truth is, once you left, she fell on hard times.

 Penny : Not a big deal. I was making coffee and ran out of milk.

 Sheldon : Leonard said I was crazy, but I knew that carton felt lighter.

 Penny : He'll come open your door. Just eat here while you're waiting.

 Sheldon : And after the sun's down, we can all pile in my pickup...

 MEREDITH : I'm taking that as a good thing. At least the baking has stopped.

That was fast. It usually takes me hours to get Ben to go down for his nap.

-So you going back out there? -Yeah, but I won't take any more crap.

But not totally back. Street Phoebe wouldn't be friends with you guys.

I don't have brothers, so I don't know, but did you guys wrestle?

 Ryan : well, this is security footage from inside Angelo's apartment building

 Ryan : taken about an hour after his death down at Emma's place.

 Ryan : Now, I can only think of one reason that you'd break into his apartment.

 Esposito : You didn't think to look at the wrapped gift for Emma. Did you?

Now you knew that they were about to transfer a majority of their wealth

 Phoebe : Because, no shortness of breath, no temporary euphoria...

The water was so great. We jumped off this pier and my suit came off.

 House : Your mom is a 65-year-old woman with high blood pressure.

 House : which, by the way, matches the rest of her medical history.

 Cuddy : You really think she's psyching herself into atrial fibrillation?

 House : You don't want me involved. You don't want you involved.

 Cuddy : I told you not to listen to him. He's an idiot. - I was orange!

 Cuddy : - I don't want to know what you found out. - You don't care?

 Cuddy : You've been good to me and good to this hospital. Ofcourse I care.

 Cuddy : But I don't see how this conversation can end well for me.

 Cuddy : Either your wife is having an affair, or she's not having an affair,

 Cuddy : and you have come here because you rightly think I should fire him.

 Chase : But I think this one's gonna be a little obvious unless we get your help.

 Rebecca : I wanted to thank Dr. House, but he never visited again.

Okay, I want a hug and a kiss from every single one of you! Get up here right now!

 House : You lied to a friend to save a stranger. You don't think that's kind of screwed up?

 Male Dr On Mini Tv : - Why do we do this? - Because we're doctors.

 Sheldon : No, but I'm also closer to the entrance in case of attack.

 Sheldon : Ah, then again, what are the odds of someone attacking me?

 Bernadette : The doctor knows what the baby is, the ultrasound tech knows,

...because when you get older, you're not gonna be able to just sit around all day.

I can't believe it. When you come back, you'll have a baby. That is so weird.

I could develop a condition in which I talk and talk and no one hears a word.

 Chandler : So we're standing firm on "not getting our hopes up"?

 Monica : ...if this works out, we're gonna have a baby. A baby!

 Monica : All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna go get me a baby!

 Wilson : You can't find the reason, can't find the meaning in it,

 Thirteen : It's gonna be okay. Once we can... No, it is not gonna be okay.

 Doug : I've exposed myself to a lot of bad stuff. I knew the risks.

 Chase : You told me you had a secret you couldn't share, I respected that.

I worked 14-hour days year after year, killing myself so that we can have a life.

 Theresa : Really? What about that job you said that you were going to get

 Theresa : because he was in that room, blasting the music in his ears?

 Beckett : It doesn't give you the right to kidnap your own child.

 Timmy : You didn't get her laptop by blowing down the door of her office.

Ooh! Peaking of good news, somebody just hit 100 Twitter followers.

That's nice. Anyway, l've been dreaming of this day for a long time.

 Sheldon : Yeah, me too. Triple digits. I'm not gonna lie, feels pretty good.

 Amy : ...in a distinguished journal that may change the course of my field.

I don't know what it is, when they start munching on eucalyptus, I meIt inside.

Turns out the NASA doctors even know where the hyphen in Von Hippel-Lindau goes.

And which of you goes home and rationalizes being fired as character building?

 Rachel : You know, that depends on what it is. l've done a lot of stuff.

 Phoebe : So, what were you doing out there? Do you not like Charlie?

She's okay. l don't know, l just don't get a really good vibe from her.

 Rachel : You know, just the way she waltzed in here all smart...

 Rachel : ...and just swept Joey off his feet. Nobody else has a chance.

 Castle : Damian Westlake is an old friend of mine from boarding school.

 Beckett : Which is when you should have called me to let me know.

 Castle : I just got here, and I had no idea this would be your case.

 Beckett : is there anything you want to tell me that might be pertinent?

 Castle : the finest detective in New York City is working his wife's case.

 Damian Westlake : The last thing she said to me was, "Have a good game."

 Beckett : Mr. Westlake, do you know of anyone that might have wanted to harm Vicky?

 Beckett : Did you notice anyone suspicious hanging out when you left?

 Damian Westlake : She came home early from work with a headache.

 Castle : Hey, we're gonna catch the guy who did this, okay? I promise.

 Beckett : And would you characterize your relationship as happy?

 Beckett : but I'm gonna have to ask you a few questions about the murder weapon...

 Foreman : - Dad's with Mom. - They're both living on the streets?

 Wilson : She's my new girlfriend. I'm having a tattoo designed.

So she's just another sick person that kindly Dr. Wilson has made sure doesn't get lost in the big, ugly system.

 House : - Time for Girl Scout cookies already? - Get me some thin mints.

 Cuddy : I thought you could do some teaching. Patient histories.

from when the band was in lthaca to see if there's a link to Campbell.

Well, I'm sure the DEA will be delighted if you could help get some...

 Gates : As you know, it's important that this project reflects well on the precinct.

 Gates : But we did have a number of officers watching a sex tape earlier.

Mr. Mitas is sending over all the precinct footage for my review.

 Esposito : Right? I mean, this guy broke the whole case wide open.

 Monica : -Oh, my God. -I want to talk to you about your review.

 Allesandro : I want a retraction. Our food is not "inedible swill."

 Monica : But I stand by my review. I know food, and that wasn't it.

 "thirteen" : We're digging up a grave and you want to chit-chat?

 Amber Volakis : I'm just making conversation. It's what people do.

 Amber Volakis : And I'm asking you that question because you're hiding everything.

 Amber Volakis : Fine, but I am freaked, because I don't think you're a freak.

 Amber Volakis : I think you're doing this on purpose because you know House will be intrigued.

 Lawrence Kutner : No, there's not enough room to maneuver a crowbar down here.

 Chase : I thought keeping her alive took precedence over prolonging the photo op.

 Foreman : It's doing its damage behind closed doors. Sealed off.

 Thirteen : Picture doesn't change. She lies there in pain, he sits there worried.

 House : People can care because they care, and not because they cheated.

 Rachel : Eavesdropping? Pheebs, the ceiling tiles were falling down.

 Monica : ...he really did sound like he was having more fun with you.

 Rachel : But I can turn that around. I've got the inside track.

 Joey : And this one guy who controls it. I didn't know he could get me fired.

 Chase : Most dangerous thing in his medicine cabinet was dental floss.

 Chase : and tell House we didn't check every square inch of this place?

 Lily : Those are really nice heels and you already lost a purse.

We're going to replace his ankle with an ankle joint from a cadaver.

 JASPER : - Well, he hasn't been dead long, right? - Um, about a week. He's downstairs.

 CALLIE : I don't think you two are going to have much to talk about.

I get in fights a lot, OK? Because I'm stronger than some of the other kids,

 ALEX : Put your hand in here. And I'll race you. You can race me.

 Ryan : I just finished with the last of the remaining witnesses.

 Beckett : So the killer only targeted the first three witnesses?

 Ryan : Well, either that or he hasn't gotten around to the others yet.

 Esposito : Looks like Val, Jason and Mark Heller had something else in common.

 Castle : we're at a cabin in the woods with no cell phone reception.

 Castle : And the other one is cursed with being charming and funny.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, neither am I. But we're just here to find...

 House : A writer with back and hand pain. That's very helpful. Let's go.

Does this look like something a paleontologist's girlfriend would wear?

Wait. This is the outfit that makes my calves look fat. Never mind.

 Penny : Do little things, like bring her a cup of coffee in bed.

 Leonard : He startles easily, so, please, no flash photography.

 Sheldon : How many pairs of underwear did you pack for the move?

 Derek : If you don't give that to her now, if you don't give her that support,

 George : - I thought he cheated fate. - Maybe he did cheat fate.

 Meredith : I think you can't wait for someone to fly underneath you and save your life.

 Flanagan : Look, I had nothing to do with your boyfriend's murder.

 Decker : For once in your miserable life, own up to what you did.

 Flanagan : I mean, he marches in here and tells me to back down.

-What's that gotta do with the story? -Engaging my olfactory sense...

No. Let me say my story all the way, and then you can say yours...

 Howard : We got tattoos, and then the four girls took us to their place.

 Raj : We don't have tattoos. What if someone asks to see our tattoos?

 Howard : So we go back to their place, and then the six of us end up in a hot tub.

 Raj : But we just got tattoos. Wouldn't we be concerned about bacterial infection?

Uh, no, but I know that a very secure messenger just brought it in.

 Castle : was painstakingly handcrafted by an international team of artisans.

 Castle : Note the flecks of actual black diamond embedded in the card,

 Castle : YOLO matches it to help someone Iess fortunate seize their dreams.

That's what I thought. So you wanna try it out, take it for a spin?

 Castle : Come on, don't tell me you forgot. Our weekly date night.

 Castle : It's new. It's our thing. It's your turn to arrange it, remember?

So, tell me, how are you gonna top my American Revolution evening

 Dr. Green : You have to think about the consequences of your decisions!

[Cristina] Mr. Franklin, how long has your abdomen been like this?

 George : O'Malley, George. Look, it's just a simple blood test.

 Sheldon : I just want you to know that you don't have to live like this.

 Bernadette : That's such good news, Howie. Thank you for telling her.

 Howard : My mother's just gonna have to learn to make do on her own.

 Howard : I love you too. Sweet dreams. I'll talk to you tomorrow.

 Dimitri : Loops, you realize you just lied your ass off to your wife and your mother.

...isn't 43 the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything?

- Come on, I'm sorry. - I just can't believe you don't trust me.

 Penny : Then why did you embarrass me in front of my friend? Who knew exactly who you were.

 Beckett : She wanted to be beautiful on the inside and outside.

 Beckett : Unlike Amber, winning wouldn't have meant a thing to her

 Castle : when does winning become more important than your soul?

 Beckett : I don't know. You have to be pretty cold and calculating

 Ross : No, technically the sex is not being had. But that's....

You've been playing our little game all day. But what I just saw...

She would never play helpless girl, trying to build up a grown man's ego.

 Cristina : I've learned that sometimes you have to think about other people.

 Colin : I'm going home. You're right. It's senseless coming here,

 Colin : chasing after a job that was beneath me, just so I could be near a woman who...

 House : - You're denying him the right to be... - Oh, shut up, House.

 Cuddy : If House tries to interfere, let me know and I will take care of it.

 Cameron : we'd be cutting into a dead guy's head instead of Foreman's.

As long as they're above 90, danger of fatal arrhythmia doesn't increase.

 House : You were right. We should be cutting into a corpse's head.

Yeah, we should be, except the CDC's got the cop's body under...

 House : That apartment was a dump. Just because Steve McQueen didn't get sick

doesn't mean some other vermin didn't. You give me an hour, I go back there,

 House : Either you'll find the answer or I'll find the answer. It doesn't matter.

Prep the drill. We've got to be ready to go if we get the signal.

 Leonard : Well, I'd like to be green, but you know you always take it.

 Sheldon : so we can all stay here and play Lord of the Rings Risk.

 Amy : Sheldon, we said that we would play games with you tonight.

 Penny : I don't want to spend the whole day playing a board game.

 House : Her brain is running away from reality and when the drugs can't do it anymore,

 Foreman : Your theory has the advantages of being completely unprovable

 Cuddy : And it's so personal he didn't bother writing anything in your chart.

Ted, do you know that, once, an old lady actually called me a bitch

 Stella : 86th and Lex, right in front of your beloved little Papaya King.

You can't actually think that New Jersey is better than New York.

 Ted : - New York has Greenwich Village. - New Jersey has the Shore.

 Ross : So this guy she used to go out with, is he still in love with her?

 Castle : Your alibi for killing your friend is you were doing his wife?

 Melinda Farraday : Do you know how long it had been since Roger and I made love?

 Melinda Farraday : All he cared about was work and his extreme vacations.

 Beckett : Well, if things were that bad, why not just get a divorce?

 Castle : I can see why Roger needed a little extra fantasy in his life.

 Esposito : A few of them remember Lee's car outside the house that night.

 Ryan : That doesn't mean anything. The guy runs an auto dealership.

 Esposito : - Kept him up till well past midnight. - I don't buy it.

 Castle : Just because they had an alibi does not mean they didn't do it.

 Beckett : It couldn't have been Lee unless he asked the bankruptcy court

 Beckett : for permission to hire a hit man, and I don't think that's likely.

 Beckett : Yeah, that 5,000 Euros was more than what he paid for his entire spy-cation.

 Page : You work with Mr. Wolowitz here at the university, correct?

 House : You have a math degree, so let's see if you can follow along here.

 House : You tell him the truth, like last time, he might not consent.

 Masters looking At Taub Then At Joe : That doesn't sound like medicine.

 Masters : I know it seems counterintuitive, but in some people,

 Cuddy : I'm not gonna dump you because we like different food or books or music.

 Cuddy : On the other hand, I might dump you if you don't talk to me

 House : What about Jack? Your last book, you didn't answer anything.

 Alice : Each reader can decide what fate they want for him themselves.

 House : This is a book. Books have beginnings, middles and ends.

 House : You can't just leave it on a cliffhanger. Who does that?

 House : You think she's faking some stuff, but not other stuff?

 Foreman : If we've ruled out everything that can make the urine brown,

 Foreman : If the green dye never left her system, what plus green makes brown?

 House : Paraneoplastic syndrome would explain the bronchospasm.

Narrator : Now, kids, when aunt robin was a teenager she was, well...

 Chase : Not until we have a real conversation about our marriage.

 Loud Speaker : Security personnel should report to their staging areas

 Loud Speaker : and use call buttons if you need medical assistance.

 Loud Speaker : Please remain calm and wait for hospital personnel to come to you.

 Loud Speaker : Do not try to leave your room until the Code Seven...

 Loud Speaker : Please notify hospital personnel or police immediately

 Loud Speaker : We cannot allow anyone to leave the hospital at this time.

 Loud Speaker : All personnel should remain in their staging areas

 Another Guard : And did anyone other than your nurses ever come by asking about your daughter?

 House : I listen to Cuddy all the time. She's my boss. Also yours, by the way.

 Taub : You'd listen, then tell her she's being an idiot, and do whatever you want.

 House : I find I can skip the idiot part when she's not being an idiot.

 House : she was right to stop it. Which means your problem's about you.

 House : And if even a misanthrope like me has a chance at happiness,

 Foreman : Could be Fabry disease. Lipid deposition in her tissues.

 Foreman : What about protein deposits? They wouldn't show in her parents' history.

 House : Wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that you're 102 years old?

 Sidney : He's not my friend, he's my father. He's 22 years older than me.

 House looking Closely : Statistically, if he didn't have these symptoms,

 Candice : But when I showed him that first ultrasound, he got so choked up.

 Castle : and when he got interested in Little Frog Enterprises.

 Castle : - He was cleaning up his act, going legit. - Pretty much.

 Candice : He said he really wanted to be a part of the child's life.

 Candice : I was the one that didn't want Beau around, not with his reputation.

 Candice : He wanted to tell me that he was shutting down his business.

 Beckett : Did he tell anyone else that he planned on shutting it down?

We're gonna take a little bit of tape right up here while the crew sets up.

 Castle : Can't let a little thing like the death of your boss get in the way of a party.

 Howard : You can tell me what to do or you can tell me how to do it...

 Bernadette : You don't know that. What if someone's looking for the bathroom?

 Howard : ...including his label maker, which has a label that says "label maker."

If you look really close at that label-maker label, you'll see a label that says "label."

 Sheldon : I'm glad we're finally getting to do something together, just the two of us.

 Mrs Cooper : Sure. One thing you really miss when you're on vacation is laundry.

 Sheldon : You know if my clothes get too soft it makes me sleepy.

 Mrs Cooper : Well, this takes me back. Me doing your laundry, you next to me criticizing.

 Castle : but with Sid dead, his only option was to come after yours.

 Valentine : But that's when he started shoving me out the window.

 Beckett : And yet, you were seen fleeing the alley where those shots were fired.

 Beckett : That doesn't square with you shooting at him in the alley.

 Ross : All right, Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and won.

 Ross : ...so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box she'd made.

 Beckett : So you heard? And it's pin-up man, Castle. Pin-up man.

 Beckett : Her being number three and you being a lowly number nine.

 Castle : You see, before the invention of modern household refrigeration,

 Castle : They converted this into a cupboard, meanwhile, it's right next to their fridge.

 Castle : Looks like there was some truth to Mickey's tale after all.

Mr. Francis here, not wanting to waste such a sinister looking scar,

 Ryan : decided to round out the stereotype with a laundry list of criminal activity,

 Ryan : including fencing stolen property, stick-ups and a smash and grab.

 Alexis : Just so you know, I'm not letting this victim out of my sight.

 Lanie : The fact that Richard Castle, a man unburdened by regret and guilt,

 Alexis : Well, how often does something like that happen anyway?

 Lanie : It never happens, honey, so relax. It was a freak thing.

 House : She just wants to avoid a lawsuit and to win an NAACP award.

 Foreman : And if I let you risk our patient's life testing an organ we already tested,

 House : How do we get him into the stress lab without Foreman's sign off?

It's a tough sell since she never leaves the room for more than five minutes.

 Thirteen : He ripped out his implant. So much for improving his life.

 Taub : You were right about the heart. I should have listened to you.

 House : The correct phrasing would be, "I should always listen to you."

 Castle : you were responsible for launching my writing career by...

 Martha : Technically, I slept with him after your book was out.

I'm gonna erase that image from my mind with a bottle of scotch.

 Martha : Oh. Darling, I invited Beckett to the reading tomorrow night.

 Beckett : What's the harm in letting your mom have one of her own?

 Beckett : Look, State can't confirm the story about the sick mother,

 Esposito : Something for us to chase while his real plan unfolds.

 Castle : Right. So, can Tory ping his cell using the Find My Users app?

 Debbie : Ready. Farrah and I are in coach, and Jim is in first class.

 Beckett : So you threatened him and told him, "There's no walking out of this."

 Beckett : You should help yourself, Jimmy. This is your last chance.

 Castle : There's a car over there with the license plate "Swim for gold."

 Beckett : This car is registered to a Brian Morris of Greenwich, Connecticut.

 Castle : I don't know. But I know why it gave Brian a motive for murder.

 Tommy Marcone : Why you got me in here? I didn't do nothing wrong.

 Tommy Marcone : Because Brian Morris is a silver-spoon-licking punk.

 Leonard : and for some reason, it just wasn't as good as the first one.

 Leonard : Well, I was just saying that there was this video game...

 Penny : Didn't make sense to have two, so I sold the other one.

 Penny : Yeah. And there's your money back-- and now we're even.

 Henry : Sorry, I've been laying siege to the Fortress of Kobald all night.

 Castle : What are you, a wily Westland Ghoul? Menacing South River Orc?

 Henry : I mean, he'd go to work in the morning, come home at night.

We didn't talk much about real-life stuff. It's mainly just Terra Quest.

 Henry : it probably had something to do with how he made his money.

 Henry : He was making a fortune every night over at Chelsea Billiards.

 Beckett : That explains the cold, hard cash we found in his sock drawer.

 Beckett : Anyone he took for money ever have a problem with him?

 Shepherd : Sure, but Will mostly hustled Wall Street tools for 10 bills a game.

 Shepherd : Losing a grand here and there is chump change for them.

 Shepherd : Will always worked the upscale clubs like mine, where it's safe

But recently I'd heard that he started hustling out in Brooklyn,

 Rina : It's this heartburn. It's like it's... It's ripping through...

 Paramedic : We got the fourth climber. Pressure's 70s, last pulse 135,

 House : Cats aren't named that, women are. What the Freud is that about?

 Wilson : Look, I didn't name her, my neighbor did. She died and I felt bad.

 Masters : Okay, shrug your shoulders and don't let me push them down.

 Elena : But I'd like to pretend you'd visit me if I were in a hospital.

-You said everything was okay. -What do I know? I'm not a doctor.

 Rachel : Yes. I got half a mind to contract that doctor's uterus.

 Leonard : It's nice of your old school to let us try out our science talk on some female students.

 Howard : If you don't count the serial killer who ate all those prostitutes.

This must feel good for you, coming back to your alma mater as an astronaut.

 Howard : Yeah. Last time I was here I was just a scrawny little nerd.

 Howard : ...I still can't figure out how Scott Kapinski got me and my briefcase to fit in there.

 Dugan : Because I would love to have someone like you as an opponent.

He's temporarily paralyzed, but he's regaining mobility and speech.

 House : and the uncontrollable urge to rat out your co-workers?

 Masters : Portal vein thrombosis could be caused by Wilson's disease.

 Leonard : that means 3.9 times ten to the 15th solar neutrinos?

 Stuart : what I'm hoping for most out of tonight is a hot shower.

 Sheldon : One Game of Thrones collector's edition Longclaw sword.

 Sheldon : Do you know how uncivilized Leonard was when I took him in?

 Sheldon : If a person like that existed, I would sign on, no further questions asked.

 Leonard : which, I believe, was also the name of your childhood dog.

 Leonard : and you think it makes you look like a slutty carrot.

You move in with this guy, makes you sign a ridiculous roommate agreement.

 Penny : Then he walks into your bedroom while you're doing Joyce Kim...

 Leonard : Actually, I couldn't get too mad at him about Joyce Kim.

 Leonard : Well, I was doing some government research at the time.

 Leonard : Luckily, Sheldon drove her out before I revealed anything important.

That's part of it. The other part is what happened with the elevator.

 Chase : Don't worry, we're simply carrying out his direct orders.

 Adams : You actually think you can quantify the value of every doctor?

 Chase : Right. You were hired to diagnose people after they're already dead.

 Adams looking At The Ultrasound Screen : No sign of stenosis or clots.

 Taub : Test is negative for dimethyl sulfate. Her blood is not toxic.

 Park : Then we should look for toxic exposures from something else.

 Taub : You really think the hospital is idiotic enough to issue toxic supplies?

 Park : No, but I don't want to explain that assumption to House.

 Sheldon : making life in the apartment very uncomfortable for me.

 Kara : They wouldn't quit saying that Mikey would be better off if...

 Cameron : We've been trying to diagnose a seizure that didn't exist.

 Cameron : She faked it when her husband caught her. I don't think she faked it.

 Cameron : She just happened to seize right in the middle of drowning her child?

 Cameron : - Lucky break for the kid. - Hey, take it easy on Foreman.

 Foreman : Postpartum psychosis makes her want to drown her kid.

 House : You know what else might be a trigger? A physical illness.

 Chandler : You're welcome. Hey, Joey, thanks for parking the car.

A woman I went to college with is the first female blacksmith there.

 Ross : They're a little behind the times in colonial Williamsburg.

 Ross : - You're excited, right? - You know... Look, the money's great.

But, you know, I mean, was I looking forward to going to Paris? Sure.

 Rachel : Was I excited about working in the fashion capital of the world?

 Rachel : It's fine. I'm fine going back to a job where I've pretty much...

 Matilda : because she allowed the scheduling mistakes to happen.

 Julian : they literally got into a brawl right in the middle of a photo shoot.

 Serge : You'll be here as long as it takes to make Matilda happy.

 Beckett : Lanie said she found blue hairs on Ella's neck, from being strangled.

 Beckett : Because you believed it was her fault that you got fired.

and here's a baby monitor which, till the baby comes, we can use as walkie-talkies.

 Tucker : Five years ago, when I needed a transfusion, you used your own blood.

Listen, when you land, come straight to the precinct. Something's happened.

 Ryan : Whatever he was doing here, he was keeping it on the down-low.

 Ryan : But we did find out that Marks was staying at a hotel in Midtown.

 Esposito : I just found something a whole lot hotter than that.

 Esposito : I pulled footage from a five-block radius, like you asked.

 Esposito : A camera off 12th caught Marks in a town car. Look who's driving.

If this picture was taken five blocks from the crime scene, at 1 : 16 a.m.,

it means that Marks was probably killed just a few minutes later.

 Esposito : There isn't. I was able to track them to 15th Street,

 Beckett : Six weeks following Vulcan Simmons, hoping for a lead,

 Beckett : and when we finally find someone that connects him to Bracken,

 Castle : If Jason Marks is the conduit between Vulcan's drug money

 Thirteen : The part about it being a good idea for you to call Sam. That was true.

 Amy : I guess I assumed that I would eventually date other people,

 Penny : All right, well, what happens if you imagine him naked?

 Sheldon : I wonder how many licks it would take to get to the center of me.

 Ted V.O. : Spend it with my dad and his new girlfriend micro-brewing,

 Ted V.O. : With my super religious cousin stacy and her family.

 House : but right now you're grasping at an emotional life raft.

 Leisha : he's trying to get me an audition for one of those online soaps.

 Sheldon : Alex, check my schedule. What does my afternoon look like?

 Alex : I think it's pretty wide open. Oh, wait. Here's something at 4 : 00.

 Sheldon : Your ovaries are squirting so much goofy juice into your brain...

 Sheldon : You made an inappropriate sexual advance towards Dr. Hofstadter.

 Cameron : And I just did yet another hair and blood test for lead,

 Chase : Tongue swelling, airway's closing. He's not getting any air.

 Cameron : - His lungs are clear. - We're gonna have to intubate.

 Chase : There's too much vomit. We're never going to be able to intubate.

 Foreman : It's lupus-induced kidney failure. If we don't start treatment...

 Foreman : So would lupus nephritis, and it also causes tissue swelling.

 Beckett : Gene Vogel, you're under arrest for kidnapping and murder.

 Esposito : Beckett, that was a badass takedown tonight on that show.

 Martha : I brought some champagne for everybody! If you'll open it.

 Beckett : Well, we don't do a lot of entertaining here, Martha.

 Cameron : They just stopped Carly's heart, and your dumb patient...

 Cameron : I wanted you to know Chase is worried you're going to fire him.

 Cameron : Dr. House, if you were in his position, wouldn't you be more likely to perform well if you were reassured...

 House : Oh, will you stop it with the book? Why are you doing this?

 Cameron : I'm not doing anything. You're manipulating everyone.

 Cameron : My opinions shouldn't be rejected just because people don't like me.

 Monica : -Roger wants to take her out. -No! Remember why you dumped him?

-What are you doing tomorrow night? -That depends on how tonight goes.

You haven't been out with a woman since Janice. You're doing this.

 Greg House : Can't really say "yes" when it's a hallucination asking.

 Greg House : An incredibly rare neurological symptom is boring?

 Amber Volakis : admires the way she has to get whatever she wants.

 Beckett : and what he was doing to make it right the night that he was killed.

 Ryan : Well, yeah, but there's no way she's gonna talk to us without a warrant.

 Ryan : You know, maybe the way to find out about Scott's last seduction

Best to give her plausible deniability in case this thing goes sideways.

 Esposito : You know how lawyers keep a log of all the hours they spend on each client?

 Alexis : Sure. They keep track of their time down to the minute,

 Castle : So if I get a look at the last few days in this log book of Lindsey's,

 Alexis : then that should help narrow down who the killer is, right?

 Esposito : One of those cigar clubs paid off. Manager recognized Marcus' photo.

 Beckett : - Did he see who Marcus was with? - He said Marcus came in alone.

 Castle : What was the last thing Hayley did before she disappeared?

 Alexis : She discovered the computer worm was one she helped design years ago.

 Beckett : Because she knows who the killer is. And his name isn't Edgar.

 Beckett : I did some research on her dead MI6 partner, wesley Connors,

 Castle : That's because she did. Wesley Connors is still alive.

 Castle : But if anything happens that makes you feel uncomfortable, anything at all,

 Castle : And there'll be no punishments, no incriminations, nothing, I promise,

 Alexis : And since Paige and I are co-parenting and we're both going to the party,

 Dr Holloway : The difficulty is separating the fantasy from the reality.

 Dr Holloway : I'd have to study them more to give you a diagnosis,

 Dr Holloway : but these are more about the woman in the drawings than Lockerby.

 Dr Holloway : He draws her as an angel, but always in the context of an act of violence.

 Brock : I was told transportation took him straight from the set to the airport.

 Beckett : Okay, well, my detectives will need to speak with the driver,

 Brock : That was his signature. He killed people with a garrote.

 Castle : Lance was murdered because he's the Spanish Jason Bourne!

 Beckett : Why, Castle? Because a B action movie star in a kimono said so?

 Castle : Lance was drawing on his experience as a ruthless CNI operative

 Castle : Maybe it was revenge for a hit he did back in the day.

 Captain Victoria Gates : Mr. Castle might just be right about CNI.

 Gates : Esposito and Ryan are off interviewing folks on the set,

 Gates : and the day he died, he made a phone call to Interpol in Spain.

 Richard Castle : It's actually kind of fascinating. It tastes like a...

 Detective Kate Beckett : Don't you have a book coming out today or something?

 Castle : No. Hiding would be building a fortress out of my comforter

 Castle : and then downing a fifth of Scotch, but apparently that's considered unhealthy.

 Officer : You really basing your next character on Detective Beckett?

 Esposito : While moving in, they see a rolled-up rug sticking out of a dumpster.

 Esposito : They bring it home, only to find there's a prize inside.

 Detective Kevin Ryan : Dead guy in a rug. Naturally, we thought of you.

 Martha : It's more like Silence of the Lambs than MaryHada Little Lamb.

 Martha : Fortunately, Alexis has purchased the perfect baby shower gift.

 Castle : Do you have any idea how hard it is to find machine-washable Kevlar?

 Castle : Thank you, Alexis. I will drop this off at the precinct a little later.

 Castle : Oh, well, Beckett got baby showers in the breakup, so...

 House : Our patient can't wait for a transplant that's never gonna come.

 House : so we can start treatment with broad-spectrum antibiotics.

 Taub : I'm sorry the first time I had both of you together, I had to work.

 Taub : because nothing will ever change how I feel about you guys.

 Sheldon : Would you be able to answer some questions I'm having...

 Beckett : He told us he didn't know Ted, and there he is at the crime scene.

 Castle : There's a number of entrances to that area, but there's only one camera.

 Castle : Anderson Cross as the killer is just the obvious choice.

 Esposito : That's usually what happens when all the evidence points to a suspect.

 Tori : Actually, not just the site, every trace of the company.

 Beckett : Who the hell is this guy? He's obviously not a banker.

 Phoebe : Well, do you care about friendship? l feel really strongly about this.

 Phoebe : Please don't use this gift certificate. l'm asking you as a friend.

 Rachel : Just because it happened that way for them doesn't mean it has to for us.

 Joey : I mean, just because something's difficult doesn't mean that you quit.

I don't know, I don't get it. I mean, I was so sure this is what I wanted.

That's right. Well, would you be interested in seeing a Ukrainian film?

-I think I need another cup of coffee. -Sure, let me get it for you.

 Chandler : -What the hell are you doing? -This is Chandler's office.

 Bernadette : Faster, faster, faster! Do you not know that word?

 Sheldon : You think you know the answer. But it could be a trick.

 Sheldon : Well, I hope you're wrong. I really want to go to the train store.

 George : My brother the general here gots the green apple quick step.

 House : Far be it from me to come between two nut jobs and their elephant.

 House : I could add some mercury if you want to make it more authentic.

 House : Which gives us no explanation for the diminished sat percentage.

 House : Get her symptoms on the board. You're letting me touch the markers?

 House : Should I be incapacitated in any way, you run the board.

 Foreman : there is one infection we didn't test for because of her age.

 Foreman : Maybe it wasn't her idea. I mean, she's been around a lot of adults.

 Foreman : All the hospital visits, the counselors at the cancer camps.

 House : Yeah. All girls who've been molested wanna talk about it.

 House : - Why are you so sure? - She told me she'd never kissed a boy.

 Chandler : So if Monica's not around, l'm not good enough to raise Emma?

Because l managed to survive whatever it is that killed the three of you!

 Rachel : You're taking this the wrong way. We think you are going to be a wonderful parent.

 Ross : Yeah, and we wanna make sure Emma also has someone like Monica...

 Phoebe : This is the staging area. It's all wrong. You should leave.

 Joey : Looks like that stuff you get when you get an infection.

 Leonard : I deliberately tried to sabotage Stuart's date with Penny.

 Raj : Of course you feel terrible. You completely screwed up your karma, dude.

 Sheldon : You don't really believe in that superstition, do you?

 Raj : For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction.

 Raj : Leonard pretends to be a friend, and acts like a two-faced bitch.

 Raj : It's actually a very elegant system. You know, what goes around comes around.

 Sheldon : Won't work. The diameter of the tubing is insufficient.

 Howard : ...and go live with my cousin and her husband, Avi, in Israel?

 Max : - And Donny didn't have it. - Then the guy points the gun.

 Romy : And there's this loud pop, and you just see Donny's body crumple.

Did you get a good look at this guy? Do you think you'd be able to identify him?

 Spencer : It was dark, you know? Donny was at the end of the bench.

 CHIEF : Guess if I'm throwing you out I have to follow my own rules.

 GEORGE with flowers for Callie : OK, I'm jealous. But I have a right to be jealous

 ALEX : Dr. Bailey, you were right. I shouldn't get physical with patients.

 CHRISTINA : Sorry, Mrs. Burke, I was just coming to see if either of you needed anything

You've been a little short with me lately. I'm not trying to irritate you.

 Ross : The doctor will be in soon. Why don't we not speak until then?

 Ross : how to deliver a baby that's half human, half pure evil!

 Castle : The ones to Alexis and my mother were pretty much the same.

 Tory Ellis : There's no metadata on the file. And it wasn't geotagged.

 Beckett : Is there any other way to find out where this was taken?

 Castle : Maybe there's something in the room. Or something in the audio.

 House : Wilson's chatty, plus he's got two ex-wives to support.

 Stacy : Until we figure out who's behind this, I'm sitting in with you guys.

You have the ethics of a 4-year-old. I'm gonna treat you like one.

 House : How am I supposed to practice medicine with a lawyer sitting on my shoulder?

 Izzie : - to find the focus of the irregular... - Doctors? Sorry to interrupt.

 Richard : She says she has a surgery scheduled with Dr. Shepherd?

 George : - I turned my back for... - Why did you turn your back?

This is one sick bastard. We should flip him over, give him a spine.

 Derek : - He did cheat on her. - And that's worth a bullet in the head?

 Ellis smiling : Look, the OR's empty, I have a little time before my surgery.

 Sheldon : I expected to see Howard throw the baseball, finish my hot dog,

 Stadium Announcer : will be thrown out by NASA astronaut Howard Wolowitz.

No. I didn't know if you told people. This was when Kash was still "people."

Working here with us? Every day? I don't know if he has what it takes.

 Derek : I'm doing a saginal sinus bypass today if you'd like to observe.

 Colin : - That's quite a procedure. - Good trick, but if you're interested,

 Burke : I'm performing an arterial switch operation for a TGA this afternoon.

 Colin : You're making an honest woman of Cristina Yang. That's impressive.

 Colin : someone with something to teach, I never thought she would commit.

 Colin : I made a number of marriage proposals. Seemed the polite thing to do.

 BAILEY : I wasn't asking to be your resident. I was asking how my patient was doing.

 ADDISON : You're fully dilated, but the baby's only at minus two station.

- If he starts having late decels... - Is he having late decels?

Well, stop trying to scare me into an operation I told you I don't want.

who'd give all that up the minute things start to get scary. I...

 Beckett : a fight breaks out and the killer grabs the only weapon available.

 Beckett : Look at this. All the way down. Then it travels all the way...

 Castle : Secret scotch vault, private murder nook, convenient sewage disposal.

 Beckett : I bet you this water leads straight to the East River.

This is fairly bright. Someone's been here in the past few hours.

 Barney : While guys like ted and marshall may hide their porn...

 Barney : Girls see this, they can't get out of here fast enough.

 Barney : I never have to tell her to go build her nest somewhere else.

 Leonard : 'cause a lot of people lose their virginity on prom night.

 Sheldon : the upper flermin doesn't grow between my shoulder blades,

Do you think it would be a good idea if I told Ross that I was still in love with him?

 Ramona : If you're going to stay, you'll have to be respectful and quiet.

 Sheldon : Well, to paraphrase Mozart, all the subatomic particles are there.

 Sheldon : - I just have to put them in the right order. - You're so witty.

 House : Usually happens when you treat cancer by pretending it's not cancer.

 House : Small tumor in his brain stem causing paraneoplastic syndrome.

 Kurtz : No, no, I'm sorry. I completely disagree with Dr. House.

 Cuddy : I got the transfer papers, plasmapheresis is all set up.

 Taub : Sorry, I didn't show up in Middletown. I didn't get the message.

 Cameron : We prepared the room. We hung the drapes. It's probably 10 times as sterile

 Cameron : as any mobile operating theater you'd find in a battlefield.

 Kutner : The whole thing's bloody. It's a guy with a hole in his body.

 Taub : It's like you've never done this before. Use the suction.

 House : Hey, wanna see if your client's actually made of money?

 House : Treat him for the burns, put him on antibiotics for the Whipple's. He'll be fine.

 Sheldon : Drive up, push the button, and let's see what happens.

How can you smoke in this day and age? Have you not seen that ad?

 Gabe : Now, the only power I have left is the power to annoy you.

 Cameron : that House stole Wilson's prescription pad and forged his name.

 Cameron : He's not gonna steal his best friend's pad, jeopardize his career.

 Foreman : Junkies do whatever they have to do to get what they need.

 Chase : I'll call House, tell him we're gonna need an answer soon.

 House : We don't care about his state of mind, we don't care if he's happy.

 Chase : We were able to successfully remove the abscess from your heart.

 Chase : But the dopamine caused the blood vessels in your hands and feet to clamp shut.

 Chase : We need to amputate or the gangrene will spread, and you'll die.

 Chase : House would have never woken her up to ask for consent.

 Chase : If you can't live with the answer, don't ask the question.

 Thirteen : Maybe we can get the boyfriend to convince her to do it.

 Foreman : Forget it. The boyfriend doesn't want to talk to her at all.

 Beckett : You're not buying into Castle's spirit craziness, are you?

 Esposito : Just so you know, um, that was me being startled, not scared.

 Mitch : But you're in the wrong place. We're closed for the season.

 Beckett : Val Butler and Jason Bennett. They stayed here back in 2008.

 Mitch : They're reserved for people involved in trials at the courthouse.

 Esposito : 1135, that's the same number as the P.O. Box on that package.

 Castle : Something that could tell you what she was working on before she died.

 Beckett : I went through all of that nine years ago. There's nothing.

 Arm Print Woman : I dated this one guy Craig for, like, two months

 Arm Print Woman : and his roommate answered the phone and told me that Craig had died

we scattered his ashes throughout Central Park, the whole thing.

 Arm Print Woman : And I worked through the stages of grief with my life coach

 Arm Print Woman : and I was getting into acceptance when I ran into Craig at a bar.

 Arm Print Woman : All he had to do was say he didn't want us to date anymore.

She had her own system and my dad and I could never figure it out.

 Monica : -So are you ever gonna tell whoever it is? -I will. I'm just not up for it tonight.

 Joey : No matter what this guy says, you're not gonna be alone in this.

I've always felt like you and I have this special bond, you know?

 Lisa Cuddy : I'm not interested in arguing because I'm not interested in enabling you.

 Lisa Cuddy : You need someone to bounce ideas off of. You need a team.

 Greg House : or a woman who, if she had any confidence in her ideas,

 Greg House : wouldn't feel the need to distract you with a water bra?

 Greg House : Wow. So, you can enable and rationalize at the same time.

 Lisa Cuddy : who's not an ass, who's not a workaholic, who's not a sociopath,

 Chase : Age isn't right, in apparent perfect health before this incident,

 Chase : M.R.I. and PET scan negative for tumors. Test him again. It's gotta be cancer.

 House : Don't believe you. CHEM-7 shows a poor kidney function.

Why would a guy in his 20s have a poor kidney function? - Cancer.

 Cameron : You want it to be his kidneys, because if it's his kidneys, then maybe we can treat it, fix it.

If this were a regular guy who broke his arm lifting a box, you would've sent him home.

 House : My God, you're right. I lost my head. All life is equally sacred.

 House : I promise you. The next knitting injury that comes in here, we're on it like stink on cheese.

 Doctor : Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.

 Sheldon : Yeah, even if it turns out you don't have Dengue fever,

 Rachel : Okay. See, Mom, the truth is, I can do this on my own.

 Rachel : Did I say I was done guessing? Okay, thank you for that.

 Penny : And most importantly, put it on speaker so we can hear.

 Raj : I'm sorry, I seem to be taking an annoying amount of time

 Emily : It's not like I lost a friend, it's like I lost my best friend.

 Rachel : - Phoebe has prepared something as well. - That's right.

 Phoebe : Maybe the actor Richard Crenna He played the commanding officer in Rambo

 House : It's gonna be at least two hours until we can tell if the heparin's working.

 House : that it's dishonorable to interrupt someone while they're reading.

 House : Best case, you spend the rest of your life in Leavenworth.

 Brant : Justice for 34 deaths outweighs anything the Army can do to me.

What if they had just maimed a few guys. Would that have been worth it?

 Castle : I don't believe you. Who's down there? Who's in the house?

 Amy : If I'm lying, and they are down there, they're gonna miss me soon.

 Ross : You go in there, it'll ruin the whole illusion of the party.

She fell on the playground and there was a lot of blood and it looked deep.

 MR CLOVER : Just so you know, we know how this looks and it's not that.

This is her file, all right? And it goes back since way before we got her.

 ALEX : let them make a copy of her file for you, and I'll take look at Megan's leg.

 ALEX : - What, you hurt your arm too? - Nothing big. I fell off my bike.

 MEGAN : I didn't want to go to the doctor again so I just stapled it. It's no biggie.

You're not going anywhere. They're never going to lay a hand on you again.

 MEGAN : They didn't do anything. They're my best parents I've ever had.

 MEGAN : I can't be hurt. You don't believe me? Punch me in the stomach. Right now.

 Chandler : Well, seeing that drunk Santa wet himself really perked up my Christmas.

Hell, I bet there wasn't even a third cop. I mean, seriously. Dubai?

 Ryan : How does a cop even begin to mount an operation like this?

 Montgomery : That would mean this third cop would have plenty of cash

 Castle : - Isn't that where you keep the... - Don't worry about it.

 Castle : She just grabbed those case files and ran out of here.

 Ryan : But he was at his daughter's wedding the night Bob Armen was shot,

 Castle : He and Raglan are listed as the arresting officers on this report.

 Joey : If you sear the stems of the flowers first in a frying pan...

 Joey : And that happens to be a picture by a famous artist of a famous baby.

 Wilson : The fact that you're you explains the illegal possession of narcotics

 House : that I didn't treat him with the deference due to a man of his stature.

 Wilson : You know what they say about the lawyer who has himself as a client?

 House : Same thing they say about the doctor who lends 15 grand

 Rose : And I really seem to be the most fertile woman on the planet.

 Addison : If you're interested in other forms of birth control...

 Rose : today, during the C-section, I need you to tie my tubes.

 Rose : And I need you to do it without my husband ever knowing.

 Addison : Rose, you're an adult. He's your husband, not your legal guardian.

 Ross : I can understand why Emily thought it meant something...

We've got to do what the band says. I don't care about the stupid band!

 Beckett : Who just happened to be at the right place, at the right time,

 Castle : She does make a good point. Mason, what are you doing here?

 Mason : No, not that mother, the other one. The stepmother, Rita.

 Mason : Once upon a time I was a lawyer with the State Department.

 Wilson : They were just trying to make sense of what was happening to them

I should've been a manipulative, self-centered, narcissistic ass

 Wilson : who brought misery to everything and everyone in his life.

 Castle : Another one, a documents clerk. The third one, a lawyer for a non-profit.

 Ryan : We got an APB on the sedan, CSUs are combing the rooftop,

 Ryan : and we got unis looking for surveillance footage at the crash site.

Plenty of people. Organ harvesters, cadaver-less med students, Satanists,

Last night, I was watching TV, and some random satellite channel

 Darnell : It was Dr. Gregory House reassuring Kenny and his father.

 Darnell : with a soft spot in his heart for children told us how he got his start.

 Darnell : It was Dr. Gregory House who served as not only a doctor,

 House : Suddenly, I don't feel I can trust Michael Moore movies.

 House : I owe it to the world to make sure this evil never sees the light of day.

 Agent Walker : Helping us get the bible, that was gonna be her ticket.

 Agent Walker : Well, until Bobby S. Figured out that Jimmy was a rat and had him killed.

 Beckett : Agent Walker, if we linked her to Jimmy, then Bobby S. Can, too.

 Ryan : You don't just walk away from Bobby S. Everybody knows that.

 Agent Walker : But witness protection isn't some entitlement program.

 Agent Walker : Just keep your head down for a while, you'll be fine.

 Quintana : He turned his back on his people when he gave Castro his nod of approval.

 Quintana : If you want me to be sorry about what I wrote because he's dead, I'm not!

 Castle : You said it yourself in your editorial, "Vega should pay."

 Quintana : It's a free country, isn't it? I'm entitled to express my opinion.

 Beckett : That's three blocks away from the field where Vega's body was found.

 Beckett : so from where I'm standing, you might not have swung that bat,

I hate to state the obviou but we're kind of joined a the hip here.

 Beckett : Wait a minute, Ryan did run our guy through missing persons.

 Castle : did that mean he had to spend Christmas at Jenny's family's house.

 Castle : If you want me to reconstruct it, I'd have to do it in order.

 Castle : Of course it's none of my business, that's why I want to know.

 Lanie : so most likely he had a job that required physical labor.

 Lanie : Yes, in some cases, but it's gonna take a couple of days.

 Leonard : That's a biological impossibility, and you didn't have to come.

Oh, yes. I could have stayed behind to watch Wolowitz hit on Penny...

 Sheldon : You did not break up with Joyce Kim. She defected to North Korea.

- She just wanted to avoid a scene with him. - So we get to have a scene with him?

 Penny to Raj : So you guys work with Leonard and Sheldon at the university?

I was a partner at Lehman. And when it went under, well, we took a big hit.

 Mrs Kendall : You get used to a certain way of living, but it was no one's fault.

 Castle : Either the Kendalls really like art, or that Chinese screen

 Headmaster : When the Kendalls said they couldn't afford tuition,

 Headmaster : and Donny was one of our brightest. We thought he'd do great things.

 Castle : Any idea what he would have been doing at Central Park at night?

 Headmaster : The truth is, all these kids are icebergs. We only see the tip.

 Headmaster : If you want to know the rest, you should probably talk to his friends.

But after being with you, I'm like, "Can the doctor see me now?"

 Cuddy : I can't discuss other people's salaries. You know that.

 Foreman : It's not fair for me to make less than the people I supervise.

 Cuddy : which isn't much without a competing offer on the table.

 Thirteen : Ultrasound showed no narrowing or obstruction in the patient's carotid.

 Sheldon : Obviously, you're not that familiar with Indian cinema.

 Howard : Shouldn't you have put him in a brown paper bag and set him on fire?

 Sheldon : I'm perfectly comfortable sleeping on a bouncy castle.

Uh-huh. The people of Seattle are unforgiving or Derek and Addison?

 Meredith : Well, it's not as if he's going to be around to enforce it.

 Addison : He told me I would have the foremost neonatal unit west of Manhattan.

 Cuddy : Hey, can you tell Stan to give this to the DEA agent when he comes by?

 Cuddy : Hopefully whoever they hire to replace me can still get the 8%.

 Cuddy : Marina, I've been trying to get in touch with you all day.

 Gretchen : And he made me hand over everything that was ever his.

 Beckett : And you didn't keep any of his belongings. Nothing at all?

 Beckett : Yeah, I don't think we can pull DNA from any of this.

 Beckett : They'll call you as soon as they have prelim results.

 Gates : I convinced him to stall Tyson's lawyer until the results came in.

 Sheldon : We could be the first to watch Mars Attacks! on Mars.

 House : Except sometimes they can't hold on. They go swimming in his bloodstream.

What infection can cause pneumonia and culture-negative endocarditis?

 House : I liked you better when you were coming up with wacky drugs for us to try.

 House : We give him the doxy now, damn it, maybe we can save his pinky.

 Cameron : If you're wrong, he'll end up with no hands and no feet.

 House : Technically, if I'm wrong, he'll end up dead, but I take your point.

 House : - What's his night job? - He cleans up at some fast food joint.

 House : Since when do fast food joints allow 12-year-olds to mop floors?

 Cameron : - She has massive internal bleeding. - Did she have access to aspirin?

 Chase : A bottle of pills is what landed her here in the first place.

Drugs or alcohol could mess with the sleeping and compromise the liver.

 Foreman : Doesn't matter. Liver function tests are through the sky.

 House : She's not getting a new liver unless we can figure out what's wrong with her.

 Penny : Wow, Sheldon, I cannot believe you made up your own game.

 Sheldon : And as the first beta testers, you two have quite the edge...

 Sheldon : ...when we play with Wolowitz and Koothrappali on Sunday.

 Leonard : Oh, gee, Sheldon, I don't think we can play on Sunday.

 Leonard : Because of the reasons that Penny will now tell you. Penny?

If the cause of the heart attacks isn't internal, it must be external.

 Cameron : It could be anything, mold spores, poisonous plant residue,

 Charlton Heston : I just did a scene out there. First take, I stunk the place up.

 Charlton Heston : The important thing, and you must remember...

 Charlton Heston : ...no matter how badly you think you stink...

 Charlton Heston : ...you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower!

 Dylan Fields : - I'm her new violin teacher. - Dylan, hi. Thanks for coming.

 Castle : Prodigies are supposed to be all nerdy and awkward. Not that.

 Dylan Fields : I can assess where you are and then tomorrow we can start your lessons.

 Mr. Thompson : -I think it was valued at 19,000. -Hey, I was pretty close.

Because then she never would have consented to a bunch of dangerous tests.

 Wilson : The vicodin dulled it. In the sober light of day, I'm a buzz-kill.

 Wilson : You're giving false hope to a family that's been wrecked. Don't torture them.

 Wilson : Let it go. Tell the wife it was only a grunt. Tell her to go home.

 Foreman : - 2002, patient had dry eyes. - Dry eyes plus a grunt.

 Cameron : I get hay fever, I put drops in my eyes. I don't go to a neurologist.

 Foreman : Dry eyes could indicate an autonomic dysfunction. Goes on the board.

 Chase : What about coughing? Or boogers? Should we include boogers?

 Foreman : I'd much rather do this than lengthen some guy's tendon.

 Foreman : Patient's headaches increased. Doc scanned his head, found a tumor.

 Cameron : Reconsider solved cases because you don't want to deal with the real world?

 Paeds Intern : The surgical intern, who has no business on our service.

 Burke : We're going to run some tests and give you an answer within the hour.

 Percy : she went straight to prison, so we never actually properly met.

 Beckett : Because we reached out to the hospital where Robyn was taken,

 Colonel Williams : and they thought they could get it done in four months.

 Amy : Howard told me you were working late, so I brought dinner.

 Bernadette : Oh, thanks. You know, I just wanted to get some work done

 Leonard : I didn't want to say anything, but you are making the right choice.

 Leonard : To plunge yourself into debt right now would be literally insane.

 Voice : close your eyes and picture yourself in a peaceful environment.

 Voice : Now, take a deep, relaxing breath in through your nose.

 Stuart : Actually, I was wondering if I could crash at your place for a few nights.

 Raj : Sure, of course. Oh, actually, Emily was gonna spend the night.

 Raj : Well, I can't take all the credit. She let me do it to her, but...

 Howard : it'll involve humiliation, degradation and verbal abuse.

 Castle : Just because we haven't figured it out yet doesn't mean we won't.

 Castle : next time I say I'm dying to see you, let's keep it metaphoric.

 Beckett : And what about Secretary Reed? What's gonna happen with him?

 Mccord : But you were smart enough to act on it. That was your call.

 Taub : We gave her the vaccine and her fever spiked, seems to me...

 Foreman : Yes, but it persisted after we took her off the vaccine.

 Thirteen : No one she knows is sick. She hasn't travelled anywhere.

 Thirteen : There's nothing in the history she gave us, nothing in her blog.

 House : something about its transmission, the way it manifests.

 Chase : There isn't. She's told us, and everyone else, everything.

Okay, if Leonard has problems with me, why hasn't he just said so?

 Sheldon : According to him, you're over-sensitive and have a temper.

Oh, really? Well, then do me a favor and tell Leonard that he can drop dead.

 Penny : I hear you don't like my stuffed animals, my driving or my punctuality.

 Leonard : Okay, yeah, it's true. But I can live with that stuff.

 Leonard : What I can't live with is you casually informing me...

 Penny : That isn't even your problem. Problem is you don't trust me.

 Foreman : House thinks someone ratted him out to Vogler. - What, one of us?

Look, if it's not the hep "C", then what's the problem? What's causing the liver failure?

 Cameron : No. He's only 30 years old, and his job doesn't expose him to heavy metals or environmental...

 House : He doesn't have a job that results in accidental exposure to toxins.

 House : He has a job that results in intentional exposure to toxins.

About four hours. - Too bad his liver's only gonna last another two.

 Castle : That would provide you with your demon-free explanation

 Beckett : Hidden passageway, secret rooms. I don't know, Castle,

 Castle : how to kill Jack Sinclair the night he was filming here.

 Beckett : That could explain the lights flickering just before Jack's death.

 Beckett : Matt Benton could have been here for days before Jack even showed up.

 Head Doc : But, taking into account the mitigating factor of your father's death,

 Head Doc : You'll receive one week's suspension, and a letter in your permanent file.

 Head Doc : And yet, there is enough in the record to be very troubled by your conduct,

 Head Doc : including certain allegations of blackmail from members of the transplant team,

 Head Doc : and by your general refusal to meet with your patients.

 Head Doc : The committee has determined that for no less than one month,

 Head Doc : Dr. House will have his practice supervised by another doctor,

 Castle : For good Italian or for the $10 million Sam stole from you?

 Tommy : because his ex-wife had signed over the property in Queens.

 Rita : It's just how he deals with having to have to stay away.

 House : If you're here to celebrate the kid's bone marrow transplant working,

It's gonna take me a while to recover from all the fun I had today.

 Sheldon : ...and you're going to be needing them for at least the next 30 years.

 Sheldon : This is a natural human process and we're talking about significant savings.

 Sheldon : Now, if you assume 15 tampons per cycle in a 28-day cycle...

 Sheldon : Okay, no warehouse store, but we're still on for putt-putt golf, right?

 Rachel : -Right. Daddy, I need to talk to you. -What is it, sweetie?

There's not gonna be a wedding. Ross and I aren't getting married.

 Rachel : -Daddy, stay calm, please. -How do you expect me to stay calm?

 Dr. Green : This is unacceptable, Rachel. And I wanna know why!

Let's pretend it's a real bachelor party, before your wedding. It'll be more fun.

 Sheldon : A hush falls over the crowd as Cooper studies the board.

 Sheldon : He's dividing both sides by I, he's adding back the coefficient.

 Sheldon : So they asked you to pack up your things and ship out. That's hard cheese, Barry.

Come on, Castle. You're the one who said you wanted to find a way

 Castle : This is our thing. It's a violation of church and state.

 Castle : This would be like me just showing up at her school and teaching.

 Castle : What if this upsets the delicate synergy of our partnership?

 Beckett : One of our witnesses saw a man leaving the building. He was limping.

 Castle : A brutal killer betrayed by the frailty of his own flesh.

 Beckett : Multiple drops in one spot? He must've stood here for a minute.

First 911 call came at 8 : 42, just after our victim crash landed.

So our guy probably made it to the corner a minute or two later.

 Castle : The cops are after him and he's looking for a place to go.

 Cole : He said his hands felt numb, but that's explained by the blood loss.

 House : Close doesn't count. That's how people get sucked into this stupidity.

 House : The rest of you pull his medical records. Go back 10 years.

 House : Look for joint pain, fatigue, anything associated with amyloidosis.

 Cole : I decided I'm going to make my decision based solely on who deserves to be here.

 Kutner : You shouldn't save the strongest. You should get rid of the strongest.

 Kutner : Eliminate your competition, which is definitely not me.

 Kutner : that I can't take him to the zoo next week because you got me fired?

 Kutner : Flank pain, his kidneys are shutting down. Also, Amber's a racist.

 Ross : Thanks, but I have plans. Elizabeth and I are going out of town.

 Rachel : All that does is remind us that you're interested in fossils.

 Beckett : If there's evidence of heroin trafficking, they will find it.

 Beckett : Hiring an assassin like Rathborne shows premeditation

 Beckett : Now, I am willing to take the special circumstance allegations off the table

 Beckett : Give me the killer and I will put the DA in the mood for a second-degree plea.

 Coonan : When we first met, you told me you'd been on the other side of this.

 Coonan : so eager to get your hands on this mysterious assassin?

Because if I had to guess, I'd say that someone close to you was murdered,

 Ted : Hey, how was the big couples' night with Marshall and Lily?

 Marshall : In Cabo, I saw Sammy Hagar eating a Belgian waffle! Come on in.

 Barney : Um, we-we-we didn't realize there was gonna be dinner.

 Esposito : It may be nothing, but she ditched work yesterday for two hours.

 Esposito : She has a notation in her day planner but all it says is, "Pandora."

 Danberg : According to the chatter, Pandora is a codename for Gage's mission.

 Danberg : Which means that the McGrath woman is mixed up in it.

 Sophia : And that you report only to me. This has to stay between us.

 Kutner : I just like experience. If it's new, it's interesting.

 Wilson : You don't have to make him miserable. Just make him think that he's won.

 Wilson : Find some other way to soothe his ego. The thing's big enough.

 Foreman : When she breaks up with you, you're playing by yourself.

 House : I cured all my patients, so I came home to spend time with Rachel.

 Amy : I feel kind of uncomfortable talking about her like this.

 Amy : Usually when someone's being talked about behind their back,

 Beckett : Because he couldn't live with himself any longer, with what he had done.

 Castle : He didn't come to you to apologize that night, did he?

 Beckett : So you followed him to the rooftop and then you shot him.

 Beckett : We know you were at Case Commerce. We have a witness. You killed Edmund.

 Gwenn : When he left me, he told me he never wanted to hurt me.

 Gwenn : That's what people always say right before they hurt you.

 Gwenn : Five years later he shows up on my doorstep telling me,

 Alexis : You read all those terrible reviews on your magnum opus

 Beverley : Oh, all right. Would you like to exchange pleasantries on the way?

 Penny : I've always been curious. What was Leonard like when he was little?

...he was in what Freud would call the phallic stage of psychosexual development.

 Beverley : But the boy did spend most of his waking hours with a tight grasp on his penis.

 Beverley : Well, that is one of my degrees. My primary field is neuroscience.

 Daniel Sullivan : Facial recognition got a hit on a card counter.

 Charlie : Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet my security tech, Daniel Sullivan.

 Esposito : You said something happened between Ralph and Sam. What was that?

 Leonard : Great. You have a girlfriend, Howard's got a girlfriend,

 Stuart : she puts on her plus-size Wonder Woman costume and shouts,

 Kelly : Anyway, you could like, answer me before my dad gets back.

 Ellis : Apparently what I want doesn't matter. It isn't even legally binding.

You think it's fun to get calls asking if it's OK to change your medication?

Asking whether I was planning on giving the nurse who changes you every morning

 Meredith : a Christmas tip? But I do it. I do it because there is nobody else.

 Meredith : Because you have managed to alienate everybody else in your life.

 Mark : Batteries haven't been charging long. You got 30 minutes

 Addison : My God. The anesthesia's wearing off. She's waking up.

If we go before the seals are secure we won't last and she will die.

 Tiffany : because the people in their lives don't listen anymore.

 Tiffany : The sex is just a way for them to feel connected again.

Okay, when was the last time that you and Councilman Horn "connected"?

 Tiffany : He came to me, hysterical. He said that he couldn't see me anymore.

 Tiffany : He said that he was being blackmailed. Someone had photos of us.

 Tiffany : He got upset, and then he panicked. He thought that I had told my friends.

 Tiffany : Yeah, he was desperate to find out who was behind it.

Politics, escorts and blackmail. This just keeps getting better.

The councilman was looking for his blackmailer. What if he found him?

 Beckett : And then tries covering what he's done by implicating Creason.

 Bollinger : That's impossible. I kept those photos under lock and key.

 Beckett : If somebody knew about them, they wouldn't be difficult to get.

 Bollinger : Do you know how many people are in and out of this office?

 Bollinger : You intend on opening up an investigation on my campaign

 Bollinger : Laurie Horn announced that she's running for her husband's seat.

 Lea : Bob liked his beers. His liver started to fail a couple of years ago.

 Cristina : Family members shouldn't do it out of obligation. It's risky.

 Burke : We'll give your son as much time as we can to make a decision.

 Burke : - Would you care to explain? - Seibert is a wife beater.

 Rachel : - Oh, God, I hate my job! I hate it. - I know, honey. I'm sorry.

...just because it's remotely related to the field they're interested in?"

Come on, I'm sorry. I didn't... I don't mind paying my dues, you know?

Well, then. I'm just gonna go back to talking to my friend here.

 Sheldon : Yeah, so the judges can give out the prizes for best costume.

 Howard : And I've got a handful of pixie dust with your name on it.

- Hey, what's Sheldon supposed to be? - Oh, he's the Doppler effect.

 Sheldon : Yes, it's the apparent change in the frequency of a wave...

 Sheldon : ...caused by relative motion between the source of the wave and the observer.

All right, I gotta shower. You guys, um, make yourselves comfortable.

 Mrs Koothrapalli : Well, however much money your father was giving you,

 Marshall : Then you get in the trenches side by side with your buddies,

 Robin : And you've got the couples version of the hots for them.

 Chandler : That's a good idea. I wonder where I could get a basket of porn?

 Ross : ...and answer the first thing that comes into your head.

 Phoebe : Remember that time on the frozen lake? We were playing. You said I was boring.

 Phoebe : Then you took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz.

He couldn't have expected a cold and a couple aspirin to do him in.

 Richard : You're just going to be relieved that you made it to the finish line.

 Meredith : - I didn't know that was a secret. - He was leaving town!

 Burke : You need someone who can provide leadership to the project.

 Rachel : Paolo, I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica...

 Castle : That was a risky bluff, threatening to play a recording we didn't even have.

 Beckett : It didn't seem like a risk to me. He loved his wife very much.

 Beckett : - He wouldn't want to relive her death. - Well, what about Sierra?

 Beckett : - No one will hire them again. - You mean poetic justice.

 Beckett : I wish I could feel that way. I wish I could feel a sense of victory.

 Beckett : Well, if you count being a sheriff in Jersey, then, yeah, he's still around.

 Sheriff Sloan : So, she was finally found after all these years, huh?

 Beckett : Her parents led us to believe that you were pretty sure that she'd run off.

 Sheriff Sloan : Her being found dead and her running off aren't exactly incompatible.

 Castle : Her parents also believe your investigation never made it

 Sheriff Sloan : All I had was a woman with a drug habit and a history of disappearing.

 Beckett : And a husband who didn't report her missing for over a day.

 Sheriff Sloan : Don't you dare play Monday-morning quarterback with me.

 Sheriff Sloan : He voluntarily allowed CSU into their apartment.

 Sheriff Sloan : - Anything I asked, he did. - Did you know he was murdered, too?

 Sheriff Sloan : We had reports of her in Philly with a meth-head ex-boyfriend.

The guy owned his own business. He had a family. He was a war vet.

 Gates : This woman, whose blind ambition led to the deaths of five people,

 Foreman : I thought I was wrong, so I took him off the antifungals,

 Kate Beckett : She's a customer relations worker at a cable company.

 Beckett : Sanitation workers found her body under a couple of boxes.

 Beckett : Castle, do you have a theory that you would like to share with the class?

 Beckett : Yeah, well, then you should know that he killed his victims

 Beckett : Mrs. Russo, did your daughter ever talk to you about being followed?

 Beckett : Can you think of anyone that might have wanted to harm her?

 Mike : If you need an easy way to remember it, just think of a bag of crap.

 Phoebe : Okay, fine, you made your point. Can you please just be Mike Hannigan again?

 Wilson : And I felt relatively sure that Cuddy wouldn't come in.

We have six more hours, then we're going in with a scope and pulling it out.

 House : And as you keep pointing out, so is a dime ripping through her intestines.

 Wilson : while you quickly shove a scope up her daughter's rectum.

 House : I could offer to babysit again. Let her have the night out.

 Phoebe : -This is too weird. -No, it's not. I don't wanna lose you.

 Penny : is getting fired from a movie where they glue monkey hair to your ass.

 Wil : Forget it, man, it's crap. You just move on to the next thing.

 Penny : Yeah, well, it's easy for you to say. You used to be famous.

 Wil : If I book this, I am totally gonna pay you back for this beer.

 Richard turns around : You are all a bunch of arrogant surgeons.

 Cristina : Fine. If you want me to tell Burke I didn't move in, I'll tell him.

 House : by different parts of the patient's second-favorite organ, which means it's...

 Thirteen : I have an interview with a community health clinic in two hours.

 House : Backup plan's fine, but Taub's swinging for the fences.

 House : Chase and Cameron's problem is the dead African dictator.

 Foreman : Cerebral vasculitis would explain both the eye and arm findings.

 House : I'd hire all four, but a five-person team seems unwieldy.

 Wilson : There are a thousand people in the world who want to be on your staff,

 House : They don't because their lives are irrelevantly and annoyingly complicated,

 Vasiliy : Rick, I hate to be rude, but so far I'm not impressed.

Okay, okay. AII right, his map history has a search for uniform stores.

Okay, call history, called the same number three times last week...

 Castle : Making fake IDs to get someone into a catering company.

 Joey : "When I think of the love that these two givers and receivers share...

...I can't help but envy the lifetime ahead of having and loving...

...and giving..." And then I can't think of a good word for right here.

...but one cool thing about having a friend perform the ceremony...

 Chandler : It can be more personal. You can tell stories about us.

 Joey : ...and I made you laugh so hard you threw up your whole steak?

 Cameron : they screwed up and put hot chocolate in the dispenser.

 Wilson : You were right. The eight-year-old kid grabbed my ass.

 Chase : You have feelings for puppies and patients that you barely know.

 Chase : But when it comes to a guy that you've worked with for three years,

 Jasper : Get away from her! Don't touch her! I'll kill you if you touch her!

 Foreman : we might as well check it for proteins to rule out MS first.

 House : The butt plug was my way of saying, "Mind your own business."

 George : You stuck a needle in my brain and 10 seconds later I was blind!

 Cameron : you were brought here because you were in a coma and barely alive.

 Cameron : We didn't do that to you, you need to let us figure out what did.

 Cameron : For someone who insists he enjoys life as much as you do,

 Cameron : you certainly don't seem willing to do much to prolong it.

 George : because I don't agree with the brilliant doctors, suddenly I'm suicidal!

 Cameron : Refusing to cooperate with us does not make you suicidal, it makes you an idiot.

 George : You look for a disease that has nothing to do with my size,

 Esposito : where the guy looks like a grown man but he's actually 12.

 Ryan : Hey! Let me tell you something. Catholic school is like combat.

 Esposito : Sister Mary, we have a few questions for you about Father McMurtry.

 Sister Mary : I can tell you anything you need to know about the Father,

 Esposito : This is Mickey Dolan? The mobster? The enforcer for the O'Reilly family?

 Sheldon : why Amy and I aren't showing any affection to one another.

 Tech : Not as much as I'd like, but I checked with the Forest Service.

 Tech : I can tell you that she was moving in a southeasterly direction.

 Beckett : The bad news is it's in two square miles of remote wilderness

Oh, trust me. If Kurt Wilson has been hiding out here for a year,

Castle, who's gonna be your inspiration if Beckett becomes state senator?

 Castle : Oh, I don't know. Maybe I'll write a political thriller next.

 Beckett : Not yet. But whatever it is, I'm looking forward to the adventure.

 Burke : Go back to the first image you can recall of your dream.

 Amy : Your thoughts and ideas come from you, not from your anxiety.

 Amy : Now, I'm telling you for the last time-- take the cap off.

 Wendy : When Dave left, he told me he met with someone that morning,

 Ryan : According to his financials, he took a cab ride to Brooklyn.

 Cicero : He just came over, started asking me all these questions.

 Ryan : The Irish mobster who ratted out his whole crew back in the '80s?

 Marshall : What happened to the plastic rings that held the six-pack together?

 Marshall : Weren't you listening? Don't you care about Garbage Island?

 Lily : Right now, I don't give a wat's ass about Garbage Island.

 Dr Hofstadter : He recently argued a case before the Supreme Court.

What does it matter how old we are? Basically, I'm nuts about you.

I knew after the first time we kissed. You didn't mention the Tic Tac.

 Amy : ...in this dress, the perfect combination of Madonna and whore.

- Oh, God, did he make a move on you? - No, but it's only a matter of time.

 Penny : So, um, what are you gonna do? Do you want me to talk to Leonard?

 Amy : ...letting him know this body is never gonna be his wonderland.

Too scared of getting forced to sleep in the yard or take a bath in ice.

 Howard : Peter Rabbit, Roger Rabbit. Valentino Wolowitz Rabbit.

 Bernadette : Oh. Well, why did you put your finger near its mouth?

So before you lie about Iying about Iying about Iying about Iying...

 Joey : If you had seen what was on this tape, believe me, you'd have some comments.

 Beckett : Before this place was a prison cell, it was an office building, right?

 Dugan : This tumor you're looking for, you're not gonna find it.

 Dugan : All right. One, I told you before, I didn't leak that spot.

 Dugan : whoever did leak that ad had nothing wrong with their mind either.

When she taught you to kiss, were you wearing any kind of little uniform?

 Chandler : -...she needs to hear me pee? -Why don't you call her?

The record company sent this paper for me to sign saying it's okay...

 Phoebe : ...for someone else to sing for me. That was my first clue.

 Phoebe : But according to the producer people, she doesn't have the right look.

Well, I went over to Kyle's last night to pick up a few things...

 Sheldon : Windows 7 is much more user-friendly than Windows Vista.

 Leonard : Don't you think looking for a new city to live in is a bit of an overreaction?

 Sheldon : And as a result, I'm leaving Pasadena forever. Tell me how that's overreacting.

 Penny : Come on, Sheldon. You can't move. Don't you need to stay in one place...

 Sheldon : Unfortunately, as I'm earthbound for the foreseeable future...

 Sheldon : ...I need to find a location that's more hospitable...

 Sheldon : ...than the mean streets of Pasadena. Like Enid, Oklahoma.

 Sheldon : Low crime rate, and high-speed Internet connectivity...

 Director's Assistant : - Is it bad? - It looks like her eyebrow fell down.

 Chandler : Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?

 Bridget Mcmanus : Kill him? I've loved Zack Lindsey since the ninth grade.

 Bridget Mcmanus : For five years I cooked his steamed chicken breast.

 Bridget Mcmanus : I put his pasta in the Tupperware at 4 : 00 in the morning,

 Bridget Mcmanus : "Sorry, Bridge, I can't have any other voices in my head."

 Bridget Mcmanus : Like suddenly I'm not good enough for Colorado Springs?

 Castle : So you threatened to kill him unless he took you back?

 Bridget Mcmanus : and the way those rich college girls looked at him.

 Bridget Mcmanus : So, I followed him out of his apartment the other night,

ready to fight some queen bitch from Connecticut for what's mine.

I couldn't tell 'bout what, though, 'cause the guy had, like, an accent.

 Bridget Mcmanus : Anyways, I asked Zack about it afterwards and he said it was nothing.

 Beckett : Do you think you could describe this guy to our sketch artist?

 George : - I can take the donuts. - Then what are you doing here?

 George : Lose my place as a resident. I'm a doctor. Don't do...

 Howard : Raj got him an awesome limited-edition Dark Knight sculpture...

 Howard : And I got him this amazing autographed copy of The Feynman Lectures on Physics.

 Howard : Okay, well, he might like that. I've seen him get chilly.

 Penny : - Sheldon, I didn't see your present. - That's because I didn't bring one.

 Sheldon : It's a laborious activity because I have to imagine what you need...

 Sheldon : ...until one of us dies, leaving the other one old and $50 richer.

 Sheldon : Trust me, Kripke will fall easy prey to my psychological warfare. Observe.

 Sheldon : I would ask if your robot is prepared to meet its maker...

 Sheldon : ...but as you are its maker, clearly the two of you have met.

 Kripke : I will, however, give you the opportunity to concede my superiority now...

 Thirteen : You already got me fired from the case, what else do you want?

 Thirteen : Sexual harassment accusations are incredibly serious.

 Foreman : If she used her name, we all back you up, it goes away.

 Marilyn : She even met a guy while she was doing her community service.

 Marilyn : she went to a club for someone's birthday and I guess...

 Marilyn : She got drunk and she started making out with an old boyfriend.

 Kelly : And someone took a picture. It hit all the gossip sites.

 Zach : I'm not the one with the attempted manslaughter charges.

 Zach : Yeah, her ex-boyfriend, Jesse Jones, the one in that picture.

 Zach : but the last time they broke up, he threatened to kill her.

 Steve : Well, I had an erection last night and woke up with one this morning.

 Bailey : the other Dr. Shepherd needs a consult on one of the quints.

 Derek looking over Steve's chart : Yeah, no, we're fine. So when did you last ejaculate?

 Derek points to the computer screen with scans of Mr. Martin's brain : Here it is. Right there, the omphalocele.

All it means is some of the baby's organs are in a sac outside its body.

 Esposito : So far, none of the victims' families or neighbors recognize him.

 Beckett : Sir, I'd like to release his photo to the press and social media.

He's trying to hide it, but someone out there's gonna recognize his face.

 Gates : Okay. I'll get ready to release Adam Lane's name and picture to the media.

 Beckett : In the meantime, you need to tell us everything you know about Adam Lane.

 Garrett : There he was, buck naked, screaming at Witherspoon in the locker room.

 Garrett : They inundated him with these awful, hateful e-mails.

 Castle : I got away, but her car is missing. I think she was abducted.

 Helena : Before we go on with the show, I want to say to the bride and groom...

 Beckett : How many other women have you semi-stalked in the name of research?

 Beckett : Sir, I think that the Chief of Detectives would back me up on this one.

 Martinez : So where were your colleagues when they went missing?

 Esposito : Did Spooner say anything to you about the New York operation?

 State Trooper Mcnichols : According to truck stop records, the rig's been parked here for three days.

 Castle : Yeah, you say that like it was pleasant. And we weren't handcuffed.

 Castle : Under normal circumstances, I would like where this was heading.

 Monica : We still have a minute and a half left, and we're down by two points.

- Let me throw. This is my game too. - Come on, Mon. Let her throw the ball.

Rachel, sweep behind, I'll pitch it to you. You throw it downfield to Phoebe.

We have a witness who saw your boat leaving the marina at 9 : 30 last night.

 Castle : We know Randall Franklin was guilty of breaking all the same laws you broke,

 Lerner : I met him on the beach a few months ago, and we buried the hatchet.

And exactly where were you between 8 : 30 and 10 : 00 last night?

 Lerner : Neighbor comes over, starts banging on the front door.

 Lerner : but this guy was threatening him with all kinds of violence.

He was at the weight-loss group from 8 : 30 to 10 : 00 last night.

 Castle : Meaning someone else took out his boat, killed Franklin,

 Wilson : What's your theory, she's only acting happy to make you miserable?

 Wilson : There's no real pregnancy, so there's no stranded dopamine receptors,

 Wilson : Cuddy will be the happiest new mother you've ever seen.

 Wilson : And now you're going to walk out of here without saying a word.

I should have seen a grin, a twinkle, a sigh of relief, something.

 Lily : Barney, no offense to Robin, but that wasn't that funny.

that you called me and begged me to come over at 7 : 22 in the morning?

 Barney : I could tell you knew something was up with me, and you're right.

 Barney : I should tell you, but I can't! I have to. I never will!

 Marshall : Hey, Lily needs some gift ideas for Stella's wedding shower.

 Alice : But I thought he was always so sick 'cause of the drinking.

 Beckett : Yes, that there's a hell of a lot more to Shana's trip than we know.

 Castle : Besides, we have the place to ourselves. Who's gonna know?

 Chandler : Oh, my God, you can do a duet of "Ebony and Ivory" all by yourself.

 Rachel : Well, it was good, untiI we got back to our apartment.

 Esposito : And I'm not just talking about the haircut and the clothes.

 Beckett : Guys, the best way to help Ryan is by building a case against Bobby S.

 Castle : making it appear as though all he did was go to and from Yonkers.

 Beckett : and then we find evidence that he left during our time-of-death window.

 Beckett : He's trying to build an alibi and we're gonna tear it down.

...but you have to promise you won't tell anyone what l'm about to tell you.

 Chandler : You know how most kids get their allowance from mowing the lawn...

 Chandler : ...or taking out the garbage? Well, l earned mine...

...by plucking the eyebrows of my father and his ''business partners.''

But, Chandler, l don't know if l can take any more plucking. lt hurt so bad.

 Chandler : Not with my combination of ice cubes, aloe vera and my gentle...

 Burke smiles : Why is it a key? Are we feeling existential this morning?

 Cristina : If a key turns in a lock, and no one asked for the key or even wanted it,

 Cristina : Nice try with the fancy word. He needs an enema and the answer is "no."

 Cristina : I do this for you and you do every enema I'm assigned to for a month.

 Derek : Mr. Martin, it's good to see you back on solid ground. I'm Dr. Shepherd.

 Robert : My assistant, Doyle, says I passed out and hit my head.

 Ryan : The kind that looked like someone had been waiting for someone.

 Dunne : I already told you where I was, and it wasn't in any helicopter.

 Castle : Yeah, about that. We checked the photos from the Harlem Youth Club.

 Beckett : That's because you wiped it down when you brought it back.

 Beckett : Is it possible that he took the Cuba job because he needed the money?

 Fox : Plus, he has that club with Tommy that's just a money pit.

 Beckett : So, in regards to the Cuba job, who else went on this trip?

 Beckett : So what made him go to Cuba and then what made him change his mind?

 Castle : Maybe he was sent to shake hands with Fidel in a secret attempt

 Castle : Well, the Russians sprayed sushi with radioactive polonium.

 Perlmutter : Cause of death was cerebral hemorrhaging, as expected.

Normally, yes, but in this case your attacker's first swing landed

Lacerations around the patella suggest Mr. Vega was on his knees

- when he was hit on the head. - So, our attacker could've been anyone.

 Perlmutter : Man, woman, or child. But that's not why I called.

 Perlmutter : Among all the fresh bruising, we also found significant subdermal bruises

 Perlmutter : that weren't quite as fresh. The contusions were all fist-sized.

 Ross : Oh, what, are you kidding? She's gorgeous! It's all Rachel.

I'm sorry. For the last time, why aren't you two together again?

 Foreman : I don't want to let House sabotage himself by sabotaging me.

 Wilson : You have a problem with House, deal with it, or find someone else who can.

 Chandler : Sorry. When my parents were getting divorced, I got a lot of "tigers."

 Rachel : This is it, isn't it? This is what my life will be like.

She gets the house, he's in a condo my sister will decorate with wicker.

Sixteen-year-old female gets pranked, also gets visual hallucinations and vomiting.

 Thirteen : Large breasts are a classic symptom of you letting Foreman take vacation days

 Thirteen : so he can finish his FDA reports before the end of the year.

 House : So, I understand Foreman's absence. Your presence, not so much.

 Cuddy : I'm bringing in a case. You may have noticed me doing that before.

 House : It's almost as if you have a sexual interest in someone here.

Well, Taub might think I like him if I stayed, which is why I'm going to do this.

 Taub : The kind of boozing that destroys your liver that early,

 Taub : Yeah, gifting antique medical texts. Oldest gag in the book.

 Raj : -I didn't know you were coming again. -Wall, last week was a blast.

 Bernadette : Maybe you should master glue before you move on to fire.

Rajesh, want to make a bracelet for your mom to go with the necklace?

l got tons of stuff l could do. l'm gonna hit the beach, go swimming.

 Monica : That Mike thing was interesting. l don't know what's gonna happen...

 Travis : - Okay, just whatever I can do. Well, there is something

 Beckett : that we're trying to figure out. The medical examiner said

 Beckett : - It's a type of amphetamine. - No. No, Jenna didn't use drugs.

 Castle : Some people say that she'd been acting nervous lately. Edgy.

 Travis : they really scared her, she didn't want to tell people at work about them.

 Beckett : Was there anyone she didn't get along with? Mr. Farrow, perhaps?

 Travis : No, look. She loved Teddy. She got along good with everyone.

 Travis : I don't know, maybe this one guy. A photographer. They had a fight.

 Travis : Said that her pictures were awful. She was worried she wouldn't

 Travis : He was trying to ruin it for her by making her look bad.

l'm trying to remember the last time l opened a door and you weren't there.

 Joey : Come on, come on. Search your brain, all right? lt was...

Four-point-one-eight-five-five times 10 to the seventh ergs per calorie.

 Howard : The approximate temperature of the young lady in the front row.

 Leslie : Yes, assuming the hypothetical planet has a mass greater than the Earth.

 Gablehouser : Ladies and gentlemen, I hold in my hand the final question.

 Ross : The process of every living thing on this planet evolving...

 Ross : ...over millions of years from single-celled organisms is "too easy"?

 Ross : Evolution is scientific fact, like the air we breathe...

 Phoebe : Well, it's not so much that, you know, I don't believe in it.

 Phoebe : ...I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.

 Mr. Treeger : There she is. And over there, that's the other one.

 Lucas : And I turned the ringer off on the home phone so I could sleep.

 Lucas : How about I take a quick look into the guy who's in charge of the negotiations,

 Tannenbaum : I thought he was gonna have a damn coronary right there in the tee box.

 Cuddy : I am Dr. Lisa Cuddy, Dean of Medicine at Princeton-Plainsboro.

 Cuddy : You're aware that our contract with your company is up this week.

 Tannenbaum : Yes, and we have a negotiating team that's working all that out.

 Cuddy : and the most innovative diagnostic medicine department in the entire country.

 Tannenbaum : Good to know. Now if you don't mind, I'd like to...

that is more than our pediatric ICU's and transplant unit's combined.

 Cuddy : could fund our air ambulance service for the next three years.

 Esposito : Industrial building, foreclosed on eight months ago.

 Beckett : This is your plan? Do you know how high tigers can jump?

 Ross : ...I can't believe this is how you want to leave things between us.

...but Joey's going over the balcony again. Could you just come talk to him?

 Monica : - I hope Ross isn't too upset. - I'm sure he's not more bummed out...

 Chandler : Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.

 Monica : - Where do you think you're going? - I thought I was going home to bed...

 Phoebe : ...but I'm sensing there's something less fun for me to do here.

 Monica : - It'd be great if you guys could pitch in. - Joey and I can finish up the guest room.

Underwent surgery to his nose, ear, and a skin graft to the left index finger.

 Bailey : - How's the capillary refill? - Slow, about four seconds.

At this stage, our best option's probably a biotherapeutic agent.

 George : - We put leeches on your face. - Leeches? You don't say?

They secrete blood thinners that break up pooled blood so it can be evacuated.

 Karl interrupts : Mother Nature hasn't come up with anything yet I haven't loved.

 Karl : How do you think I got all these melanomas in the first place?

 Meredith : Robert Martin, 45, collapsed and hit his head, causing a small hemorrhage.

 Meredith : Mr. Martin was found to have a Rathke's Cleft cyst on his pituitary,

 Alex : When I told a nurse to administer an incorrect dosage of hypertonic saline.

 Leonard : Right now, I'm just trying to burp without throwing up.

 Beckett : The bartender said that he saw her months after the murders. Unless...

 Beckett : But that was over half a century ago. Why would he lie about that?

 Castle : That's what was playing when we interviewed the bartender.

Right. Right, he said that that was the best version of this song.

 Castle : In Joe's diary, he says his favorite performer is Satchmo.

 Foreman : That was the deal. We take this break, you do a practice test.

 Taub : Well, the last test was before I lost my wife and my home.

I wanted to apologize in advance for having chased you down the street.

 Rachel : Wait a minute. Maybe it's not so bad. How did you leave it?

 Meredith : When Alexis told me about you two, and how this one was serious,

 Meredith : Full of romance and excitement. Like a deliciously sweet souffle.

 Meredith : And then one day I realized he knew everything about me.

 Meredith : But I didn't know enough about him to even write a pamphlet.

whenever I asked him about how he felt about never knowing his father,

 Meredith : And then he would throw out a quip, and change the subject.

 Meredith : Our marriage went one way and that wasn't enough for me.

I mean, souffles are wonderful, but sooner or later, they always fall.

 Castle : How about I make you a little breakfast before you leave?

That's... No, it's the other way around. You're gonna love this.

 Greg House : I'd be insane to also tell you that she's on the pill.

 Greg House : they wouldn't have given her a blood thinner after her hip surgery.

 Greg House : Just give her Tamoxifen, which is normally a breast cancer...

 Greg House : You're on an oncology ward. Everybody's got cancer.

 Greg House : Admitted today. First day of a five-day chemo course.

 Greg House : 'Cause then he wouldn't know where his patient was.

 Callie : I've got five more patients for you to see and Will needs to get to surgery.

 Izzie : - I have some news for you. - Am I getting a better television?

 Denny : Because this one is ridiculously small and it doesn't get the porny channels.

 Denny : And you say it slow, because this is one of those moments in life

 Denny : I guess this means I'm going to have to start taking you on some real dates.

 Ross : We just passed by it during the whole Jesse-Cody-Dillon fiasco.

 Phoebe : But Chandler's the one who needs a job right now, so....

 Phoebe : He's looking for someone who can create the entire menu.

 Thirteen : New meds should start helping in minutes, okay? Hang in there.

Hope he's right, because if he's not, it'll cost him one of his three timeouts.

 Penny : ...I wouldn't mind if you wanted to go fly kites with Sheldon.

 Leonard : I'll watch the end of the game. There's three minutes left.

 Penny : -You're gonna be here for a couple more. -Oh, you're kidding.

 Howard : Maybe after lunch we can go to Marie Callender's and have some pie.

How will you run after the robber with one leg shorter than the other?

...when you'll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor.

- Pasadena City College? - A place for fun, a place for knowledge.

See, this man here is playing Hacky Sack, and this girl's gonna be a paralegal.

 Leonard : Well, it's really not that fancy. It's just a city college.

 Penny : Right, but I have to have some sort of degree to date you?

- That doesn't matter to me at all. - So it's fine with you if I'm not smart?

 Castle : - What's this shape right here? - He was wearing a ring.

 Castle : Just like his old teammate, "Freight Train" Tommy Zane.

 Alexis : You know, Mom's family goes all the way back to the Mayflower.

 Castle : you can seek early treatment, prevent future outbreaks.

 Alexis : Doesn't it bother you that you don't know who your dad is?

 Alexis : It's like, I have this family tree, and there's a whole chunk of it missing.

 Alexis : There's a whole part of my history that doesn't even exist.

 Castle : My first year of college I went to a party, met this girl Alison.

 Castle : In the space of six hours we met, we talked, we danced, we fell in love.

 Castle : Next morning she was gone. I spent a year trying to find her,

 Castle : but I never learned her last name. There's not a week that goes by

 Castle : I don't think about her. Your Gram told me that she loved a lifetime

 Castle : Right now, my father could be an astronaut, a pirate, a humanitarian,

 Castle : winner of the Nobel Prize. I mean, what one man could live up to all that?

 Montgomery : And then, when you walked into the 12th, I felt the hand of God.

 Montgomery : I knew he was giving me another chance, and I thought,

 Montgomery : if I could protect you the way I should have protected her...

 Montgomery : I don't know how, but somehow he figured out what we had done.

 Montgomery : And God forgive me, but that may be my greatest sin.

 Montgomery : No, Kate. I give you a name, I know you, you'll run straight at him.

 Beckett : That's why you brought me here, isn't it? To kill me?

 Montgomery : They're coming to kill you, and I'm not going to let them.

 Beckett : Captain, please, just listen to me. You don't have to do this.

What, passing out, increased confusion, depression? That's not gonna happen.

That's not gonna screw up our diagnosis, 'cause you just used it to restrain her. I'm so relieved.

 Foreman : What was I supposed to do, tie her down? Yeah. Anything but give her drugs.

 Chase : The clotting studies. Pretty fast. Did you promise to date the entire lab?

 Cameron : I told them she bled out two units and if it happened again, she'd die.

I used my best judgment. - It turns out your best judgment is not good enough.

- Here's an idea... next time, use mine. - I think they're choosing a movie.

 House : Well, cover your ears if you don't want me to spoil the ending.

 House : Everything was normal, except for a prolonged P.T. time.

Which means what? - Usually it means whoever drew the blood didn't do it right.

 House : But you were precise because you knew the tube was purely for the P.T. study. - That's right.

 House : And I'm right with you. I trust this result, for two reasons...

 House : The prolonged P.T. time makes me think she's got a vitamin "K" deficiency.

Without vitamin "K", protein "C" doesn't work. Without protein "C", she clots.

A little birdie told me you wanted to rip your arm off and throw it at me.

 Penny : Yeah. It was fun. It kind of reminded me of my high school.

 Leonard : All right, cool. I think you'll like the next one better.

 Leonard : All the cheerleaders are suffering from an evil curse.

 Amy : I've come up with a series of exercises to help with your compulsive need for closure.

 Amy : All I'm saying is we live in a world where closure isn't always an op...

 Sheldon : For the sake of argument, let's say I have a problem.

 House : - She just doesn't know I'm alone. - Well, you've got a full waiting room.

 Wilson : - How long do you think you can ignore them? - I'm off at 4 : 00.

 House : That's 30 seconds looking at the nose, 25 minutes talking to a worried mom...

who won't leave until she's sure it's not meningitis or a tumor.

 Wilson : Just tell Cuddy you've got an urgent case. You had to leave early. That would be lying.

 Wilson : And that would be wrong. But luckily the definition of "urgent" is fungible.

 Leonard : But you should know, that's not a comment on your hotness...

 Leonard : That's kind of my superpower. I'm... I'm like Captain Good Guy.

 Penny on phone : No, we did not set a date. No, I'm not pregnant.

 Penny on phone : All right, tell Dad I love him. I gotta go. All right, bye.

 Bernadette : you're not just marrying him, you're marrying his family.

 Penny : Well, haven't really talked about it yet, but I figure,

 Penny : at some point, I'll move in with him, or he'll move in with me.

 Sheldon : Of course I understand. And who are you to tell me about outer space?

 Raj : God, you think that every thought that comes out of your head is pure gold.

 Sheldon : First of all, Dr. Koothrappali, when I first proposed that you work with me--

 ADDISON : - What are you doing? - Ready to take out Frank's boob-tube?

 Ed : but what I just don't get is why it's taking so long to figure out what's wrong with her.

 Cameron : - I know you're scared. I would be too. - I don't feel good.

 Foreman : A small glioma could hide from contrast. We could do a PETscan.

 House : Yes. That's how a responsible doctor would waste his time in this situation.

 Foreman : Suddenly tests and radiologists are incapable of error?

 House : A glioma not presenting on a contrast M.R.I. would have to be smaller than a grain of sand,

 Chase : - It could be just postictal disorientation. - We would have seen improvement by now.

- Late-stage Lyme disease can cause seizures. - Does the husband care about her?

 Robin Sparkles : He'll be in galactic jail for the remainder of his life.

 Robot : Sparkles, Glitter, we're about to enter an asteroid belt, eh.

or run a shower so you can sit there alone, crying and clenching your knees.

I don't know. He did a pretty good job, considering he was only using one hand.

 Robin : that you can look at this wondrous and educational adventure through space,

 House : Did you wake up this morning experiencing physical changes?

 House : You haven't been teasing in an obviously teasable situation

 House : She hates the dream because it makes her feel vulnerable.

 House : The poor lass who can't help but fall sway to your charms,

 House : and you're bestowing upon her the gift of illusory irrelevance.

 Adams : I refuse to divulge my dreams about girl-on-girl loofa action.

 House : while simultaneously placing third in the New York City Marathon.

 Mr. Geller : And if you see Rita Moreno, let her know I'm looking for her.

 Sheldon : Chairman of the Board, and Head of the Secret Santa Committee.

 Sheldon : All right. All right, I'm not going to argue with you.

 Penny : I was terrified about appearing in front of a big crowd...

 Penny : The world looked pretty darn good sitting on a haystack...

 Penny : ...in the back of a Ford F-150 as a member of the corn queen's court.

 Sheldon : ...if I'm ever nominated for the Hillbilly Peace Prize.

 Sheldon : I was 14 and graduating summa cum laude from college.

 Penny : I just love how you always skip over the part where no one asks.

 Castle : No, this is something my second wife, Gina, and I used to do

 Castle : what seemed so important to us at first was often quite trivial.

 Castle : to seduce rich married women and get proof of their tryst.

Yeah, that's Scott in bed with a woman. But you can't see her face.

 Foreman : We're not nuking the guy's thyroid without proof that it's Graves'.

 Cuddy : The Accreditation Board will light us on fire for this.

 House : Unless, of course, Conway planned on inspecting the morgue in, say, two minutes.

No, over a TV. And you're not going to get fired because you're going to fold.

 House : I sometimes come down here to relax, unwind, maybe grab a...

I saw a very small, diffuse abnormality in the brain waves. Probably white matter.

 Foreman : Explains the neurogenic bladder. Enough nerves die, he dies.

 House : Last I heard, Alzheimer's had a genetic component. Did the patient have parents?

Send C.S.F. for C.B.C. and viral serologies to rule out encephalitis...

I took a complete medical history. Check out their house. Take Sparky with you.

 Chase : - They live in Short Hills. Two hours away. - You can expense the tolls.

But as long as you're there, take a peek in the medicine cabinet.

Check for toxins, heavy metals... anything that might explain this other than encephalitis or Alzheimer's.

 Michael : Yeah, for Allison Porter. Now, "Porter" was my wife's maiden name.

 Michael : But this child's Social Security Number is the same as my wife's.

 Alexis : this woman was living under a false name? That's crazy.

 Martha : When a woman marries a man and doesn't bother to tell him

 Martha : Speaking of which, you seem to have inherited a bit of my talent.

l hope you don't mind. l used some of my homemade lotion on Emma.

lt's a mixture of calendula and honey cream. lt'll dry that rash right up.

lt's just such an emotional thing when you're welcomed into a new family.

 Chandler : That's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch?

 House : Since the only imaging equipment you have is x-ray, let's start there.

 House : Refused to take the antibiotics because other people might need them.

 Wilson : Christmas deaths in a hospital. There's nothing more depressing.

 Wilson : You tell people the cold, hard truth all the time. You get off on it.

 Wilson : The angels of Christmas have finally given House a present he can appreciate.

 House : Don't pin this on Christ. He's got enough nails in him.

 Howard : I suppose it couldn't have been easy for you to say that.

 Sheldon : and give poor Raj a chance to come up with what we should do.

 BAILEY : All four of you, do not make me regret setting you loose in this hospital.

 MRS. BURKE : I would think that as a woman of color and a doctor, no less,

that you would think twice before using that word as a punchline.

 MRS. BURKE : And a handsome man too. Your mother must be very proud.

 CHRISTINA : She has charts to do for Bailey. Bailey is on the warpath.

 Joy : Mostly because neither of us will give up the Fifth Avenue apartment.

 Beckett : Mr. McHugh, a curious incident happened two weeks ago,

 Beckett : when the Fist of Capitalism was on its way to the museum.

 Beckett : Two men claiming to be from the moving company tried to intercept it.

 Ryan : Made lots of phone calls to the men right before this "mix-up."

 Beckett : Unfortunately, he ended up killing Bryan Hayes in the process.

 Mrs Cooper : For example, if Shelly was aboard, he'd write "smart mouth" on his pigeon.

 Sheldon : Well, Mom, according to my itinerary for our weekend together...

 Sheldon : - ...the fun begins with fried chicken. - Sounds delicious.

 Sheldon : My mother's fried chicken is why we had to buy my dad...

 Leonard : Sheldon, she just got off the plane. She doesn't wanna cook.

 Sheldon : Won't that spoil our appetites for the chicken you're gonna make?

 Mrs Cooper : I've never had it, but there's no harm in trying something new.

 Sheldon : That's why we test out drugs and cosmetics on bunny rabbits.

 Marshall : Well, you know what? I've already told him, so the damage is done.

 Lily : So, call him and tell him we decided not to have a baby.

 Marshall : Okay, so you just... You want me to give my dad a stroke?

 Marshall : That's ridiculous. Lily, there is no way that I would ever...

 Marshall : Okay, everyone needs to shut up so that I can think!

 Ted : - A cheesy guy or a cool guy? - A cheesy guy. Don't worry.

 Robin : then you're cheesy, too, and now I want something cheesy.

 Sheldon : ...I recited pi to a thousand places for the school talent show.

 Sheldon : You're giving me these tasks because you're afraid...

 Sheldon : ...if you give me anything meaningful to do, I'll show you up.

 Amy : Hey, I've been training in the field of neurobiology for 12 years.

You've been here three hours and you spent one of them in the bathroom.

Well, I'm sorry, it takes me a while to get things going on an unfamiliar toilet.

 Amy : I've given you the simplest things to do and you haven't done one of them right.

 Carol : - If it's anybody's baby, it's mine! - Calm down! Hey! Hey, hey!

 Bailey : Chlorpromazine is good, but it doesn't always work long-term.

 Bailey : We've had some good result with endoscopic gastroplication.

 Susan : Just think of it like breathing into a very expensive brown paper bag.

 Naomi : So, Carol was married to Rick. Carol is now married to Doug.

 George hugging Claire : We're not gonna take the lung from our son.

 House suddenly Sounding Furious : What ginormous crack pipe have you people been sucking on?

 Cuddy : Of course they do. You're handing them an impossible choice...

 House : for four or five years in which roller-boy will be a limp rag.

 House : You need me to explain the difference between decade and year?

 Leonard : Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.

 Leonard : ...of this year's Chancellor's Award for Science, and my good friend...

 Leonard : But before I do, I'd like to share with you a letter...

 Leonard : ...from Sheldon's mother, who couldn't be here tonight.

 Leonard : You know what my mother's pet name for me is? Leonard.

 Beckett : Yeah, and nothing more deadly. You know as well as I do

 Beckett : that as soon as the lights go out, bad things happen.

 Beckett : - What the hell is that? - A panic signal from the PI Office.

 Alexis : Yeah. That guy broke in with an axe, yelling something in Latin,

 Castle : - What did he say? - I don't know. It all happened so fast.

 Hayley : He certainly wasn't planning on sneaking up on anyone.

 Lanie Parish : After that, he would have had about 30 minutes to an hour, tops.

 Castle : It's a psychiatric hospital for the criminally insane.

 Joey : Come on, you guys. We want you to know we're very, very sorry.

 Joey : Let's move past this and try to have a nice meaI all together, huh?

 Taub : Drugs could have set off a dormant neurological condition.

 Foreman : Visual agnosia and hyper-sexuality are the key symptoms.

 House : and she can take care of him for the rest of his talentless life.

 House : therefore no reason to seek forgiveness, no reason to be an idiot.

KlÃ¼ver-Bucy wouldn't explain the seizure or the cytokine storm.

 Thirteen : The fact that the MRI showed no lesions on the temporal lobe tends to rule out

 Foreman : The damage can be a circulatory issue, rather than structural.

Oh, something, something. Who the something do you think you are?

 Howard : Mind your own something business and go something yourseIf.

 Penny : It's kind of impossible not to sneak up on deaf people.

 Penny : What kind of relationship is it where you buy her gifts and she gives you sex?

 Captain Pike : She should have. Excuse me. Will you excuse me, please?

This is hard for him. He's still angry about what happened. We all are.

The settlement wasn't enough to cover all of Sam's medical costs.

 Adam : Is this about her? Cynthia, or Allison, or whatever she called herself?

 Beckett : You didn't care about the woman who almost killed your father?

You know, my family waited 20 years for the cops to find Cynthia Dern,

 Adam : Well, it's too late for that now. So, what do you want from us?

 Beckett : Well, I thought you might want to know how Cynthia died.

 Castle : It's almost as if whoever did it had a personal connection to the bombing.

 Beckett : Adam, if I looked in your garage right now, would I find motor oil?

 Adam : I bartend at the Foxtail Grill on Manchester every Tuesday.

 Nolan : You seriously thought you're gonna tell me that Wilson showed up,

 House : Wilson noticed that I didn't come to my office all day.

 Nolan : But you thought it was important to tell me about Nerf football?

Do you think it's inappropriate to wear a white, lacy dress to a wedding?

 Phoebe : What are you doing? Aren't you supposed to be in Russia?

- You've got to take this back. - I should've won. I really wanted it.

She didn't care enough to come to the thing. It could also be a Grammy.

 Joey : No, I want an award I did win. But nobody's given me any of those!

Someday you'll win one of these for real and that one will mean something.

 Benjamin : When you're facing death, some things come into focus...

 Meredith : Yeah, I've been feeling a little bit of that myself lately.

 Meredith : Mr. Hubble. Why does eating doll heads fill you up? What's the satisfaction?

 Castle : this is the most sexless relationship I've ever been in.

 Shaw : - I'm hardly ever wrong. - Well, this time you are wrong.

 Shaw : So, if you're not sleeping together, why do you keep him around?

 Castle : - See? I'm helping. - Yeah. Buy you an ice cream later.

 Joey : - We have to make room for the fresh ones. - So, what happens to the old guys?

 Phoebe : Why do I have a feeling that's not as happy as it sounds?

 Ross : These come in the shapes of your favorite Christmas characters.

 Captain Montgomery : The feds requested you to be on the task force.

 Castle : - Then why call me? - 'Cause I like pissing off the FBI.

 Captain Montgomery : And because you think outside the box. That's something the Feebs rarely do.

 Captain Montgomery : - Beckett, it doesn't matter... - Sir, who?

 Montgomery : doesn't care about your history, nor do her terrified parents.

 Beckett : - Where is he, sir? - He's over there, talking to the parents.

They're not even paying you! This doesn't sound like a real movie!

 Chandler : The next time you ask me a question like that, I'll lie.

This is a hundred-thousand-ruble note, which is worth approximately...

To people who base eight years of research on a typo in a scientific journal.

 Monica : So she comes to the wedding. Maybe it won't be so bad.

 Ferguson : I told him he was looking for someone who cases buildings carefully.

 Ferguson : An artist like the Phantom, he wants to admire his work.

 Ferguson : Which is why, with every fire he sets, he is there watching.

CASTLE : Look, there's no way to really know what they talked about.

 Castle : One thing about his story that does ring true on a character level

 Beckett : and checking into all the security cameras in the area

 Esposito : Found McCann's car. It was parked two blocks from the fire

 Castle : Is it about the rise of technology? Rampant narcissism?

 Beckett : to taking an art class was posing for one as a model.

 Castle : Looks like somebody gave him liberty and gave him death.

 Esposito : What do you mean, untouched? He was smuggling weapons.

 Castle : Which we now know came to them courtesy of Nigel Wyndham.

 Beckett : Yeah, except, Nigel's not the type to get his hands dirty

 Beckett : And if Naomi started looking into the smuggling operation...

 Esposito : was just part of her agenda to get the pouch number from his office.

 Lily : While I'm sure it's been really helpful for her to have you here

You're gonna be in the presence of something I've dreamed of for decades.

 Sheldon : ...the magnitude of where you are, and what it represents.

 Raj : Even though I don't have a girlfriend, I can still have a good time on Valentine's.

 Raj : USA Today calls them "Exuberant fun for the whole family."

 Leonard : I don't know. Howard isn't really the "family fun" kind of guy.

 Raj : You know, I bet if we hired her, that would cheer him up.

 Raj reading Howard's twitter : ...I may open this $20 jar of peanuts and end it all."

 Phoebe Sr : I think that a person should know where they come from.

 Chandler : Then you gotta back away. You don't need that kind of hurt.

 House : It wasn't penicillin. You still think the symptoms are unconnected?

 House : None of them. The building's on fire! We treat her symptoms, she dies.

 House : We find the cause, she lives. That tick is an IV drip of poison.

 Foreman : This is my last atropine. Last us about three minutes.

 Foreman : Her heart rate falls below 35, we're getting her to the ICU.

 House : It's here. Looks like a mole or a freckle, something we missed.

 Monica : Maybe the mailman liked the cookies. We just didn't give him enough.

 Julia : Oh, and I moved your sleeping pills back in the medicine cabinet,

 Cuddy : How did I make myself forget for months that you're an addict?

 House : I was scared because I thought my girlfriend might die.

 Cuddy : keeping everybody at arm's length so no one can hurt you.

 Cuddy : without making yourself open to their problems, their fears.

 Cuddy : You'll choose yourself over everybody else, over and over again,

 Sheldon creeps into office carrying a box : Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

 Sheldon creeps into office carrying a box : Purell, Purell, Purell, Purell.

 Sheldon : You go to staple something and you're out of staples.

 Sheldon : Gosh, I wish I'd known that earlier today when I was at Staples.

No, no, uh, I need something more permanent to join these papers.

 Howard : What a lousy way to spend a birthday. Well, it's all over now.

 Leonard : You actually risked your life because you care about me.

But l was going to see if, you know, maybe you wanted to start dating again.

-But that, l mean, that was all, Rach. -Dude, step up. l proposed.

That's right. There's a lot going on here, and l think l ate some bad fruit earlier.

Hey, she just woke up. She's hungry. Why don't we give this another try?

 Castle : Yeah, but you weren't exactly thrilled when I got my PI license.

 Beckett : Wait a minute. You checked her credit card records? How?

 Castle : so let's just say it involved her mother's maiden name

 Nicole : I have another appointment. Is this gonna take much longer?

 Nicole : She said it was urgent, that she needed to meet before she left town.

 Nicole : What qualifies as accessory to murder, conspiracy to commit murder,

 Nicole : what's the difference between murder and manslaughter, that sort of thing.

 Izzie : - He saw it in a magazine. - You got time to pose for magazines?

 Bailey : - So because he saw you in a thong... - It wasn't a thong.

 Bailey : Easy is not in your job description. You are a doctor. He is a patient.

 Bailey : If they come back positive, I expect to see you in surgery.

 Meredith : Sometimes he'd have to brace himself to get out of bed.

 Meredith : Something caused him to lose consciousness and fall down the stairs.

 Derek : - Doesn't count. Talk about procedure. - Problems : Bleeding and infection.

 Alex : Bottom line was get them out quickly and watch for bleeding.

 House : Either you're Dr. Cheng, or you're early for my mani-pedi.

 Cheng : Or Mom's blood is just blood, and it's replacing something the baby is missing,

 Dr. Cheng : Hook the baby up to someone else's blood and see if she gets better.

 House : I assume you're hanging around, because you want a job.

 Cheng : Her bowel could become ischemic, or worse, an intussusception.

By then, her system's clear. If it's not out, it's not coming out.

 Castle : Don't make me have to do to you what someone did to your neighbor.

 Vinnie : He builds a helicopter pad in his yard, not 50 feet from my house.

 Vinnie : Every Tuesday around midnight, he buzzes right past my bedroom.

 Vinnie : If I had whacked that guy, nobody'd ever find the body.

 Taub : I look at our patient, as soon as I saw his face, I saw a regular kid.

 Taub : One thing about being a plastic surgeon, you don't see what is,

 Foreman : Talk like that around House, doesn't matter how many good ideas you come up with.

 House : Is Dr. Taub available? Because he was very highly recommended.

 Ex-partner : He had personal issues to deal with, so if we could just...

 House : You know that toe next to the big toe? Mine's bigger than my big toe.

 House : Is there any way to shorten it? Or make my big toe bigger?

 Ex-partner realizing What House Is Up To : You're not here for a consultation, are you?

 Charlie : You know, you may have noticed we have a few cameras here at the casino.

 Charlie : And he denied even knowing about it, can you believe it?

 Sheldon : The seat is down and has been sanitized for your protection.

 Elizabeth : That's very thoughtful, but I think I'll finish my coffee first.

 House : Treatment tends to be hit and miss, once you reach the sweating blood stage.

 Foreman : If he doesn't have FMF, the colchicine will kill him.

This is your grandmother's engagement ring, I want you to give it to Rachel.

Honestly, Ross, this isn't just some girl you picked up in a bar and humped.

Just think about it. If you don't, I'll talk more about humping.

 Marshall : I'm afraid you are, Ted. You see, when you left last night,

The university president's toupee being snatched by a hawk at graduation,

 Howard : Okay, now you're just being unrealistic. Anyway, that movie was 20 years ago.

 Penny : I mean, obviously, he isn't the kind of guy I usually go out with.

 Penny : I do not judge a book by its cover. I am interested in the person underneath.

But, you know, why is it wrong to want those insides wrapped up...

 Howard : ...in, say, the delicious caramel that is Halle Berry?

I'm going to be doing a pulmonary valve translocation on this patient.

- It's an excellent source of revenue. - You gonna get in there?

 Addison : I intend to fight like a girl. I'll let them kill each other

 Mark : - There you go underestimating me. - It's not that I underestimate you.

 Mark : - to show Dr. Bailey a little support. - Very thoughtful.

 Ellis : Did I have a breakdown? I must have had a nervous breakdown.

 House : Right, we should be re-testing her pancreas for the umpteenth time.

 Kutner : You haven't figured her out, you want to see how far you can push.

 House : I'm skipping steps because our patient is skipping steps

 Kutner : Splenic lymphoma explains the damaged platelets, the heart, the lungs.

 House : Not only will this allow us to clock your brain's processing speed,

 House : Or as my mentor Old Ben liked to call it, "The dark side."

 Cameron : Nerve conduction's 12.8 meters per second, right within range.

 Leonard : Look, I appreciate your signature blend of concern for me and incredible selfishness...

...but if I get the chance to do this, there's nothing you can say that's going to stop me.

 Barney : I need you guys to come out to Staten Island on Saturday

 Barney : You seriously believe that I, can't talk you into this?

 Lily : into doing whatever you want, but it's not gonna work on us.

 Leonard : Really? Brent Spiner, Mr. Data himseIf. You love him.

 Sheldon : You know, stock characters, Iudicrous plots, beam me up.

 Mrs Wolowitz off : What kind of a schmuck play is that? She can hear you shouting!

 Bernadette : I just wanted to tell you I'm sorry I said something to your mother.

 Howard : I was gonna tell her eventually but you went behind my back.

Kind of puts a whole new perspective on the Talbot incident. Thank you.

 Castle : Well, he probably reminded Eliska of her own little boy.

 Castle : She was trying to be nice to him, and next thing you know she's out of a job.

The usual suspects are kind of hard to see with her, drugs, prostitution.

 Beckett : See if there's anyone we missed on the first canvass.

If you can think of anything else, please don't hesitate to call.

 Leonard : You'd think I'd be used to women withholding their love.

- Since when don't you want to live with me? - You decided to move in...

 Penny : ...without even asking me if I was ready. - I think we should talk about that.

...why not tell Amy you don't wanna live with her instead of blaming me?

 Penny : Come on, Amy. Let's go drink wine and talk about what jerks our boyfriends are.

 Amy : You know what would show them? I should move in here with you.

 Joey : Half the taste is in the smell. You're sucking up all the taste units.

 Castle : And he wanted me to tell you that he's decided to go to Stanford.

 Castle : And you could be ending something that might've worked

 Alexis : What if I'm just cutting my losses on something that was never meant to be?

 Penny : ...as much as the vacation pictures of him in a bathing suit.

 Sheldon on phone : Barry, it was pleasant seeing you today in the cafeteria.

 Sheldon on phone : Apparently, you did not know that the chef's salad...

 Sheldon on phone : ...is kitchen trickery to utilize scrap meat.

 Sheldon on phone : And I look forward to hearing from you regarding its status.

 Charlotte : What? I don't understand. So you're saying Darren didn't do it?

 Castle : Well, he's guilty of blackmail, but that's as far as it goes.

 Charlotte : So what if the killer's still out there? What if he comes after me?

 Beckett : We'll find him, Charlotte, we just... We need a bit of your help.

 Beckett : Well, we think that the key to finding the real killer is through

 Beckett : understanding exactly what happened the night of Owen's death.

 Charlotte : Though I'm pretty sure I told you everything I know.

 Beckett : Well, last time we spoke, you said that everyone was in Amy's car?

 Castle : I spent a lot of money on this stuff. You want something, make me an offer.

 Gates : Whose junk is this, and what in the hell is it doing in my precinct?

 Beckett : Uh, sir, actually it's a part of an ongoing investigation.

 Esposito : Oh, you can give her something, but you can't give me something?

Didn't you used to argue that my judgment would be better off drugs?

 House : Her lips say "no," her hormones say "Oh, my God, yes, more."

 House : I paid the guy in the gym to retrieve one of her water bottles from the trash.

 House : which breaks her delusion, which demonstrates to me, and to her,

 Rachel : Well, I've been better. You guys are gonna come visit, right?

 Phoebe : Yes! You know, in six months, the statute of limitations runs out...

Let's see, there's design. But you may need a whole other degree for that.

-Sales is great. You get to travel. -I don't care about fashion.

 Esposito : but while you two were bouncing junior on your knee,

According to genetic markers, it came from someone related to that baby.

 Ryan : But without anything else to go on, all we know is that they are related.

 Esposito : And since no one in that office building knows what our thieves were after,

 Beckett : Given how much baby garbage we generated in just one night,

 House : The cancer cut is the surest way to the pity-pooty party.

 Wilson looking In The Same Direction : She said yes? To a threesome?

 House : It's either that or you find two very open-minded women

 Marshall : Eriksen residence, Marshall speaking. Listen, Robin,

 Marshall : I know, I apologize for my wife. She never should have...

 Joey : -At least give me a challenge. -This is Chandler's chicken.

 Rachel : -Who would like some yams? Will? -You'd like that, wouldn't you?

Typical of you. Queen Rachel does whatever she wants in Rachel-land.

 CHIEF : I have not yelled because you were a guy in trouble and I was supporting you,

 CHIEF : And if you don't let Derek fix that hand, you're letting yourself down.

 BAILEY : I'll be working on the musculature of the perineal floor.

 Sheldon : Well, you-sa can go think that at the back of the line.

 Wil : Do you think you could get me and my friends into the movie?

or I'm gonna come around a corner and see her curled up on the sofa.

 Castle : Listen, Damian, I'm sorry, something's come up in the investigation.

 Damian Westlake : Some creep broke into our house, robbed the place and shot my father.

 Damian Westlake : The cops decided on day one that it must have been me.

 Castle : I know you and your father didn't have the best relationship.

 Damian Westlake : It only got worse after my mother passed away.

 Damian Westlake : Detective Beckett thinks I got away with murder once,

 Damian Westlake : I was the one that told them to give you a chance.

 Leonard : I don't even understand why you're with someone like me.

 Meredith : Most of the time, it's wind, splinting or pneumonia.

 Meredith : Pneumonia's easy to assume, especially if you're too busy to do the tests.

 Meredith : I think she's a prime candidate for a pulmonary embolus.

 Webber : then tell your resident that I want you off this case.

 Webber : I'd know you anywhere. You're the spitting image of your mother.

 Derek : All right, everybody. It's a beautiful night to save lives.

[Meredith] I can't think of any one reason why I want to be a surgeon...

 Adams : Diffuse spotty inflammation could hit the autonomic centers of the brain.

 Chase : And it explains all the things that have happened to him'?

 Chase : Neurological issues can cause a person to speak in tongues,

 Chase : In times of stress, our senses can fool us into believing...

 Xang : And when my son started having the same dreams my grandson is having'

 Chase : I'm sorry if your son suffered from mental illness, but...

 Agent Mark Fallon : No, sir. That's negative. The bomb was not in the truck.

 Agent Mark Fallon : He gave us something to chase, throw us off the target. He's playing us.

 Castle : I'm thinking they wanted his body in that van with the bomb.

 Castle : Right. And then the real terrorists would get away scot-free.

 Penny : It's like if you're dating someone you're not that into,

 Robin's date : Both girls just celebrated their second birthday.

 Beckett : He identified the lipstick that was used to paint a smile on Hayley's face

 Castle : Yes, but what about the gun? What'd he say about the gun?

 Beckett : That's because we didn't find her where she was killed.

 Beckett : So, someone attacked her, someone that she was afraid of.

 Beckett : Okay, Mr. Mystery-Writer-Man, what's your bestselling theory?

 Castle : That's who we always go with when we run out of ideas.

 Beckett : Okay, I'll tell you what. Why don't you go home and question her,

 Castle : Yes, I did. And all I can say is, admire them from afar.

 Foreman : With respect, Mr. Laffont, that's only because we temporarily

 Mr. Laffont : I'm actually concerned it might be because of the change in management.

 Mr. Laffont : If you want my money, I'll need to see a five year plan.

 Esposito : Castle's one of us. which means you better come clean right now,

or every cop in this city is gonna make it their mission to jam you up.

 Hayley : I understand the passion, but I have a reputation to uphold.

 Alexis : If you know anything about where he is, you have to tell us.

 Hayley : When she kicked me, something transferred from her boot.

 Hayley : It's a form of coal tar primarily used to treat railway ties.

 Hayley : There are tens of thousands of those ties used in the subway.

 Joey : - What's going on? - It's just nice when we're together.

 Ryan : There was a call from the ranch pay phone to your cell phone

 Dagmar : That she was flying home. She needed to speak with me in person.

 Ryan : The skeleton you left when you took those 50 bars of gold.

 Sheriff : All that nonsense is from long before y'all bought the place.

Jimmy, I sure could use the ranch's ATVs to get up to this mine.

 Dagmar : But she wanted to find out what happened to her father.

 Esposito : And when she did, you knew exactly what to do, didn't you?

 Adams : Your fever's gone, and your liver function's almost back to normal.

 Henry : I don't suppose used sex dolls go for anything online'?

 Adams : You're a good guy, Henry. You deserve more than a doll.

 Stella : my whole family is here, this is my house, I'm on the PTA

How can it be end of discussion if there's never been a discussion?

People with kids move all the time. I think it would be really great for Lucy

Here we go. New York's the greatest city in the whole wide world.

It's where dreams come true and pigeon poop tastes like tapioca.

Wanna know a little secret, Ted? New Jersey is better than New York.

 Raj : So I guess what I'm saying is, I get where Lucy's coming from.

 Raj : Anyhow, I've been thinking about it a lot, and I totally see why Lucy did what she did.

I pushed too hard, but if I back off and give her enough space...

 Chase matter-of-factly : Normal liver enzymes rules out Hep B and cirrhosis.

 Taub : Hemochromatosis is a possibility. Excess iron builds up,

If we wait longer and this expands we have a paralyzed man who can't breathe.

 Devo : My friends spend most of their time screwing around and getting wasted.

 Rachel : I'm sorry. What did you just say? Did you just say "hi"?

 Ted : Well, it hasn't been the easiest two weeks of our lives, but...

 Howard : solve the following puzzles for a chance to meet him."

 Raj : the last puzzle gives the winner Sheldon's contact information.

 Howard : Well, this is actually an interesting social experiment.

 Leonard : I don't understand why we're leaving so early for the movie.

 Foreman : If you don't, give us a chance to get home before Santa.

 House : Except for the one we discounted early because it was impossible.

 House : One is it makes breast tissue swell so we can find it more easily.

 Nina : We'll have to wipe out the retirement account and both pensions.

 Castle : I don't know many artists with their own pension account.

 Nina : So he'd have something for him and Angela, you know, if something...

 Sorenson : we think the specificity of the amount of the ransom demand

 Sorenson : suggests the kidnappers had knowledge of your finances.

 Beckett : Was there anyone who might have had a grudge against you,

 Beckett : or maybe someone close to you who needed the money now?

 Theresa : He said his wife left him because I fired him, and...

 Foreman : Also means it's not environmental. We need to move on.

 Taub : I recommend we start with a full cancer work-up, starting with the...

 Foreman : While you're wasting your time, we'll ultrasound the liver.

 Foreman : If it's cancer, it's as good a place as any to start.

 Wilson : Leaves less room for the things you don't wanna think about.

or the fact that you pushed the love of your life out of your life.

 Wilson : Next time you need to get your mind off her, stick a needle in your eye.

 Wilson : It's less annoying to the rest of us when you can still walk.

 House : Which means your regular old infection isn't causing his brain dysfunction.

 Chase : We've already established that we can't get a lumbar...

 Foreman : I only saw a cervical tap once, and that guy got paralyzed.

 House : Ask the parents if they prefer to have their son in a wheelchair or dead.

 House : 'cause you give me all these really great insights for free.

 Cuddy : Shrink. If you would consider going to a shrink, I would pay for it myself.

 Cuddy : Two sick babies is very sad, but it doesn't prove an epidemic.

 Foreman : This imaginary infection has spread to the next floor?

 Penny : No, no, no. You are my boyfriend. Nothing you do is silly to me.

 Bomb Squad Tech : Good news, Tech thinks it can deactivate it as well.

 Ryan : That detective standing on that bomb, she needs to get through this.

 Ryan : All right. I'll take this list to the DA, but we're gonna need a plan B.

 Gates : Turning this madman loose on society to save a single life, even hers,

 Beckett : You can fantasize later after we get out of the room.

 Castle : Just so you know, not as much fun if I have your permission.

 Gates : Agent Martinez, are you sure these guys were smuggling drugs?

 Ryan : Spooner delivered to a furniture store in Lower Manhattan two days ago.

 Castle : If we ever get out of here, we should seriously consider joining the circus.

You know, I'm getting a little tired of you walking all over me.

So you can sulk here, then go pick them up, or save time and sulk in the car.

...and you're innocent. But don't punish your friends for what Rachel did to you.

 Carol : - You slept with another woman? - Oh, you're one to talk.

That's "help" spelled backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air.

 Howard : Besides, I was really looking forward to you and me...

 Castle : Looks like Oz wasn't kidding when he said he'd burn them alive.

 Nicole Hixton : He said that he was gonna fix it all, but I never thought...

 Esposito : According to Vice, Oz pretty much operates off grid.

 Esposito : Oz catches one whiff of bacon and he vanishes into thin air.

I'm just going down there to relax and hang out with my friends.

 Kaufman : I'm going straight to the state board and reporting you for...

 Cuddy : You really think now is the right time to make a decision like this?

 Arlene : Do you think I really care what you consider a good idea anymore?

 House : Better get one in about an hour, or you're gonna lose him.

I'll make out a requisition. State's already sentenced this man to die.

 Foreman : So the great humanitarian's as selfish as the rest of us?

 Foreman : Dr. Charles, your heart's handling the changes in orientation just fine.

 House : - What does this knobby thing do? - I'm within protocol range.

 Foreman : Would you stop? You lost. I'm scheduled for clinic duty Thursday and Friday.

 Foreman : Would you turn the damn thing off before you break it?

 Sebastian : - What he just did... - Abusive and unprofessional.

 Foreman : If he hadn't done it, we wouldn't have seen the problem.

 Foreman : It could be dangerous, possibly fatal, particularly if you're in Africa

 Cameron : You just need to get yourself to a phone line every few months.

 Sebastian : Better yet, you could join me at one of my clinics.

You wanna discuss the virtues of processed meat in tube form? Fine.

 Esposito : How about we discuss the wire transfers you made to Noah Kesswood,

 Schuester : Save your foie gras, your roast duck, your coq au vin.

 Esposito : Sounds like your law firm paid Noah to kill a fellow attorney.

You're gonna ask what that service was. I'm gonna say, "I don't know."

So I looked back into his law firm's cases for the past five years.

 Castle : takes a boating trip to the Caribbean to work on his marriage.

 Leonard : I figured it would go for thousands, and I just wanted to be a part of it.

- There's only 30 seconds left in the auction. - Do you have $800?

People wait until the last second, then they get it. It's called sniping.

Oh. Congratulations, you are the proud owner of a miniature time machine.

- ...and take turns having it in our house. - A time-share time machine.

 Greg House : Bad idea. Unless you're the one who's trying to poison him.

 Greg House : I've been wrong every time and she still won't listen to you.

 Eric Foreman : If we gave MRAs to every patient with a headache...

 Allison Cameron : This wasn't just a headache, it was the worst in her life.

 Eric Foreman : She went to a wine and cheese tasting. Both triggers for migraines.

 Eric Foreman : I guess when I mess with other people's patients,

 Izzie : You try eating after performing 17 rectal exams. The Nazi hates me.

The sensors will give us information we need for the exploratory surgery later this afternoon.

 Foreman : We're in the right atrium, trying to catch the flow through the tricuspid valve.

 Chase : He can't tolerate any cardiac arrhythmia. Pull back. - He needs the surgery.

 Senator : Oh, I see. Your point being, the only way to make a difference is to win every fight.

 Vogler : I own the company. I'm certainly not to be trusted, right?

 House : Eastbrook Pharmaceuticals' extraordinary commitment to research excellence...

 House : a breakthrough medical approach that will protect millions from heart disease.

 Castle : You see what I'm saying? Even arrested, he's hilarious!

 Mickey : Please direct all your questions to my personal attorney.

 Beckett : Uh, Mr. Franks, you made some threats against Sid Ross last night.

 Sheldon : You went to the Wizarding World theme park without me.

 Alfred : Maybe I'll have a heart attack and not have to see her.

 Alfred : I should have never had that angioplasty because I feel fine.

Oh, it's already closed. Chris gave me the keys to lock up. What is wrong?

 Foreman : to the primary motor cortex, which controls the muscles.

 Wilson : And a guard on the door. Those feds are seriously paranoid.

 Wilson : The part where somebody wasted his time in the basement

 Wilson : plotting the overthrow of a government agency, that one's on you.

 House : Only thing I can do is think. You can pretty much do that anywhere.

 Judge Kerry Fallbrook : you were convicted by the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania

 Judge Kerry Fallbrook : This court has found insufficient evidence

 Judge Kerry Fallbrook : Thus, your execution will proceed as scheduled,

 John : You folks did everything you could. I know my brother appreciates it.

 Alexis : This can't be it. There's got to be something more we can do.

 Alexis : What about the lab work we were going to test again? Or what about...

 Castle : Commercial space flight is only a couple of years away,

I've been thinking this is crazy. Don't you think we can work on this?

 Penny : I'll come up with something mushy, you'll cry, we got this.

 Leonard : so that we could be together and make each other whole."

So does that mean that you can find the bad cells in his brain or not?

 House : Clancy thinks differently than his brother because he thinks.

 House : The foreign DNA has got to be in the portion of your son's brain

 Castle : Even though we all suspected it would be booby-trapped.

 Beckett : And when you pulled that lever, you didn't even hesitate.

 Castle : Same way you didn't hesitate when Simon pulled the trigger.

 Castle : with the knowledge that the gun was rigged to fire backwards.

 Castle : Look, no one should be treated the way you and your sister were.

 Todd : He sent over two officers from the 12th Precinct, your precinct.

 Todd : They talked to my parents for five minutes, then walked away!

 The Assistant Director : Joey Tribbiani, this is Richard Crosby. He's playing Vincent.

I can't believe this. This is incredible. You just won an Oscar.

Yeah, I'm pulling out all the stops. There's a 39.95 Lover's Special...

Yeah, and you get your picture taken on the big marble horse out front.

 Sheldon : ...was a third century Roman priest who was stoned and beheaded...

 Sheldon : ...be taking one's steady gal to witness a brutal murder?

 Raj : If anyone's interested, I'll be spending this Valentine's Day...

Buying rotisserie chicken, taking it home, standing over the sink...

 Raj : ...and eating it out of the package with my bare hands like an animal.

 Esposito : Why don't you go ahead and give them a little taste, bro?

 Beckett : - Why would I shave my head? - You're in on the bet, aren't you?

and daughter, Christina, uptown at their friend Eddie's birthday party

 Mysterious Man : Listen to the evidence. That's what Laura did.

 Castle : No, I watched the video of Laura and the mayor a hundred times.

 Castle : I wasn't sure that you would given the way we left things.

 Leonard : I push my shoulder against the secret door to see if it gives way.

 Sheldon : Okay, well, I have a sound effect for those sound effects.

 Amy : ...when we were going through security, I got pulled out of line for a pat-down.

and I'm gonna ask 'em to give you that Iast Sergeant's exam slot instead of me.

It's just a little congratulatory coffee after solving a tough case.

 Genevieve : Can you let her in? Because you're seriously weirding me out.

 Genevieve : And I was trying to keep the relics from falling into the wrong hands.

 Genevieve : if I hadn't had to save your reality-challenged husband.

 Genevieve : Lars was hired to excavate the antiquities in order to protect them.

 Genevieve : With the Syrian conflict threatening to spill over into Turkey,

 Genevieve : Mr. X became concerned that Solomon's tomb would be destroyed,

 Genevieve : in order to ensure Lars recovered the artifacts from Yuruk.

 Genevieve : The night that Lars was murdered, I was pulled away on a false lead.

 Genevieve : So I targeted Mr. Castle, as a way to learn what the police knew.

 Castle : I don't suppose you got the license plate of that truck

I'm not that fond of you either, buddy. I'm just trying to be nice for the kids.

You know what? We have no idea what we're doing in the wedding tomorrow.

 Ross : I thought we'd be groomsmen. They would have asked us by now.

 Rachel : You haven't told these guys what they're doing in the wedding yet.

I'm sorry, you guys. But Mike's got his brother and his friends from school.

 Royce : Listen, I just need you to know that I didn't mean for it to go like this.

 Beckett : because the man that I knew wouldn't betrayed me like this.

You were the only one who understood the obsession that drove me.

 Beckett : Who didn't tell me that I would get over my mother's murder,

 Beckett : I dreamt that I was the one who was on the ground dying.

 Beckett : When I woke up that morning I just wanted to call you,

 Beckett : you're going to realize that what you destroyed today

 Amy : Tempting choices, but I have something special planned for tonight.

 Sheldon : What can be more special than having an adequate amount of time...

 Sheldon : ...to cross the street on your way to buy a tiny Lego lndiana Jones?

l have devised an experiment that l believe will increase your feelings...

- ...for me in an accelerated time-frame. - Well, how do you propose to do that?

Uh, I hope you're not thinking about some sort of LSD thought-control.

 Sheldon : There's only one mind-expanding drug that this man enjoys.

 Ross : I'm not gonna watch Chandler up there while I'm in the seats like some chump.

 Ross : You haven't by any chance chosen a groomsman yet, have you?

 Ross : Now, I promise I won't say a word. But if you pick Chandler...

 Castle : The last time I saw you in your PJs after 8 : 00 a.m.,

 Castle : This wouldn't have anything to do with Ashley, would it?

 Castle : Oh, sweetie, I don't know. That's something only you can answer.

 Castle : And it just so happens I know the perfect post-breakup routine.

 Castle : Tonight, you and I go get chili-cheese dogs from Gray's Papaya,

 Castle : Well, how about just a low-key evening with your girlfriends?

 Castle : You guys can have a John Hughes marathon and fill out a Cosmoquiz.

 Castle : She'll be out of your hair, and I can make myself scarce.

 Alexis : A few of my friends have been suggesting a girls' night.

 Castle : tell them they can have Cosmo, but I'm keeping John Hughes.

It won't happen to Ross. He's your brother, your college roommate.

And it was before you and me were around. They didn't know what they were doing.

 Valerie : because the idea of spending the rest of my life with you...

 Thirteen : But you have. The treatment actually worked on your brain.

 Cameron : Dr. House knows that unfortunately we've ruled out every other option.

 Cameron : They don't go to the same school. House, I've covered...

They go to after-school daycare but none of the other kids are sick.

 House : It took your son twice as long to develop symptoms as your daughter.

 Cameron : The treatments are extremely effective. She should lead a relatively normal life.

 Cameron : My husband died of thyroid cancer that metastasized to his brain.

And I am telling you this is your best chance to save your daughter's life.

 House : Because she signed a consent form that I didn't want her to sign.

 Foreman : You're still having seizures. This should help us figure out what's going on.

 Adams : They said they modeled her after some photos you sent them.

 Henry : Totally different from me. She loved Chopin, hated Indian food.

 Adams : With a girl he met on the plane coming back from our honeymoon.

 Henry : She wasn't unfaithful. She didn't betray me. She just...

 Leonard : Well, I'm sure the guy living with Sheldon wouldn't mind moving in with you.

 Penny : And you thought my acting lessons were a waste of money.

That which parteth the hoof and cheweth the cud among the beasts shall ye eat.

Hey, do I mock you with the Bhagavad Gita every time you scarf down a Whopper?

- Hey, what's going on? - We're on a quest to the Valley of Fire.

 Izzie : Give me one reason why we could? What about you is even remotely human?

 Izzie : - I hope Joe can pull through this. - He can. He will. He has to.

 Derek : Give me the bipolars. I'm gonna go in at a different angle.

 Richard : So, in essence, you want to donate Joe's body to science?

 George : We're a teaching hospital. The standstill surgery qualifies.

 Richard : I didn't peg you for the type to ignore my instructions.

 George : All due respect, sir, it's worth a shot. It's someone's life.

 Bernadette : -Did you already have dinner? -No, we were waiting for you.

 Rachel : -They made you head of the department! -I'm teaching his advanced class!

No, I know. It's really exciting. This is the break I've been waiting for.

 David : My girlfriend, Cecily, and I are about as close as it gets.

 David : It didn't take long to tell that he had a real gift for food.

 Cecily : He had a bad-boy image from the show, but he was actually sweet.

 David : It was nothing fancy like Q3. It was just a little diner in Queens.

 Leonard : Well, maybe not, but some day we actually will be old,

 Amy : Look, I know you both feel bad about being alone, but sometimes

 Amy : the best thing you can do is take a little time for yourself,

I'd have bet good money that he'd be the first one of us to get married.

 Alice : Frank told me so much about you, but you're not how I pictured you at all.

It's nice to see you don't still wear the cap with the mirrors on it.

 Chandler : I graduated fourth grade and realized I wasn't a pimp.

 Susie : You pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underpants?

 Chandler : Yes. Back then, I used humor as a defense mechanism.

So I told Carl, nobody, no matter how famous their parents are...

 Chandler : If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible...

 Chandler : So would you care to join me in our first dance as husband and wife?

-What's the matter? -It's these new shoes, they're all slippery.

 Monica : Well, the good news is, I don't think anyone's looking at us.

 Joey : To tape the game? You do this every time. You're not gonna be on TV!

-You're switching apartments? -It's not for me, it's for Rachel.

 Mr Rostenkowski : You know, I know you don't want to hear this,

 Mr Rostenkowski : but it wouldn't take that much work to turn that den

 Sheldon : Well, she might be interested to know that I've refocused my research...

 Sheldon : ...from bosonic string theory to heterotic string theory.

 Missy : I'm always bragging to my friends about my brother, the rocket scientist.

Why don't you just tell them that I'm a toll taker at the Golden Gate Bridge?

 Jeff Dilahunt : I happened to mention that a school friend of mine

 Jeff Dilahunt : was having a family reunion here at the Pierson Club

 Castle : Who would want to go to someone else's family reunion?

 Jeff Dilahunt : Well, I suppose that all depends on the family.

 Jeff Dilahunt : In this case, it happened to be the Wellesleys.

 Jeff Dilahunt : Well, I'll tell you what. Next time I'm invited, I'll take you.

 Beckett : Mr. Dilahunt, where were you between 10 : 00 p.m. And 2 : 00 a.m.

 Jeff Dilahunt : I believe there may have been Bolivian Marching Powder involved.

 Jeff Dilahunt : My father got the charges dropped, but there's still a record of our arrest.

 Jeff Dilahunt : If you can't find it, I have a framed copy at home.

 Beckett : with a man in a blue blazer and an orange-striped tie.

 Jeff Dilahunt : All Wellesley family events have a strict dress code.

 Ted : And now you have one little freak-out and you want to get a dog instead?!

 Ted : lie together as man and wife until Lily is great with child.

 Ted : You're gonna go get your money back and give it to charity.

 Ted : And I don't mean that stripper you keep e-mailing us about,

 Robin, stuttering : So, if I get a large popcorn, you want to go split-skees or...

 Wilson : And I put one of the radio frequency tagged sponges from the OR

 Cuddy : However much it hurt, I did have a right to break up with you.

 House : You just want everything to have a hidden personal agenda.

 Cuddy : You need to get over it instead of torpedoing our jobs out of spite.

 Wilson : You, for trying to manipulate House when you used to know better,

 Wilson : which is an especially bad idea under the circumstances.

 Cuddy : If I hadn't played him, he'd have found out about the meeting

 Wilson : and tell her she can stay in her own home with your blessing.

 Wilson : You're gonna do this because you actually give a crap about your job

 Wilson : and this hospital, and your mother, and possibly even House.

 Thirteen : I think she wouldn't be here if you were still fixing refrigerators.

 Rachel : Hi, Tag, I have a conference call today, is that correct?

 Phoebe : If nobody tagged Rachel, then isn't the play still going?

Guys, guys, come on. It's Thanksgiving! It's not important who wins or loses.

 Chandler : Me, not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you, Amsterdam! Good night!

 Chandler : Yes. Yes, there is. They play on Sundays and Monday nights.

- Should we should bring them some? - When they're hungry, they'll come in.

 Lily : We're just gonna grab a quick beer and then take these kooks

 House : Apparently you seem to think it will mean a lot to me to know that.

 Cameron : Do you think they pray to him and praise him because they want him to know how great he is?

 House : I mean, that's great, but just so you know, I've never made a tree.

 In an other spot of the Scorpion & the Toad.Barney to a girl : You must be majoring in chemistry,

 In an other spot of the Scorpion & the Toad.Barney to a girl : 'cause what I'm picking up between us is, uh...

 In an other spot of the Scorpion & the Toad.Barney to a girl : College lesbian phase.

 Sheldon : I've got to say, if this credit report comes back good,

 Sheldon : but I was disengaged from my feelings, so who can tell?

 Martha : Oh, and you believed us? Oh, my God. That's marvelous.

 Castle : Turns out something I was so sure of was just a coincidence.

 Martha : you'd find a connection between everybody in this city.

 Alexis : Yeah, and if there wasn't a connection, you could always pretend there is one.

Besides the rehearsal, we have another drama going on here this evening.

 Alexis : You know how Thalia said she had a crush on Owen at Camp Chumash?

 Alexis : She never even went to Camp Chumash, but her friend did,

 Alexis : and Thalia wanted to meet Owen, so she staged the whole thing.

 Alexis : I knew it couldn't be a coincidence. I mean, really? What are the odds?

Just say what you wanna do to her. Or what you want her to do to you.

 Joey : Just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now.

 Ross : -We're not having this conversation. -All right, I'll start. Ready?

allergies, paraesthesia, vision loss, changes in blood pressure.

 Chase : but some are physiological and others are psychological.

 Wilson : Just like you. If you keep being stubborn, he will keep being stubborn.

Not according to a witness who saw you threatening him last night.

 Mark : And now he's back two months later, rolling around in a Porsche,

 Beckett : Sure, if by going a little mental you mean torturing and killing your ex.

 Mark : And said he just needed a day to get the cash to pay me...

-What's going on, little elves? -It's the big night. We wish you luck.

 Beckett : But you had the tape, and you used that to blackmail her

 Esposito : what took Sadie so long to try to get this tape back from you?

 Beckett : You burned through the money that Sadie gave you originally,

 Beckett : - so you needed more. - I am mortgaged to the hilt, okay?

 Roger : to have the great Richard Castle read a couple of chapters out of his novel.

 Beckett : Okay, so you went to Sadie, demanding more money, she refused.

 Beckett : And then when you caught her in your office that night,

 Roger : No, I didn't even know Sadie was trying to steal the tape

 Roger : I was in the basement getting baked with Chip Evans and Lester Davis.

 Roger : I lied because I promised my wife that I would stop toking.

 Judge Wollcott : - Mr. Brown, your witness... - Stop the trial!

 Woman : I'm the organ procurement coordinator for southern New Jersey.

 Woman : I just want to assure you that we'll treat her organs with care and dignity.

 Woman : The organ procurement coordinator just left the hospital.

 House : Means we got lucky. Either that or she's getting lunch.

 Beckett : Best known for launching several failed Internet start-ups.

 Hunt : Well, the SEC thought you were a man trying to fleece investors.

 Beckett : One of your ventures, a music sharing website based in the UK,

 Beckett : In fact, this is Nigel stepping out of the very same black SUV.

 Biggie Slim : It's just somebody else's truck with those stripes on there.

 Hunt : that he drove you to this meeting outside the Consulate.

 Beckett : We also know that your cousin is in the service. Drew Harris?

 Beckett : You knew that Wyndham had access to the diplomatic pouch

 Beckett : Well, we weren't the only ones to put together the pieces.

 Jeffrey Cole : Dr. Cameron told me about... Don't want to know.

 Greg House : or you gonna do something about all that bleeding?

 Robert Chase : That's not coming from the spleen. It's the liver.

 Chris Taub : Enlarged spleen and liver failure are classic AIP.

 Chris Taub : PBG tests are only conclusive if done during an attack,

 Greg House : Fighting. Passionate to prove the other one wrong.

 Greg House : Couldn't care less about the patient, but it all works out the same.

Something's got to be cutting off the blood supply to her liver and spleen.

 Chris Taub : You're feeding him your ideas just to embarrass us.

 Beth : The computer system required two separate "security keys."

 Castle : Wait a minute. Marcus was a run-of-the-mill cat burglar at best.

 Beth : Marcus met Edgar at some fancy club to get the worm program.

 Castle : Hold on, to attack London's power grid, you didn't even need Hayley or Bryce.

I made him take me out to dinner before I finally gave him the thing

 Adam : And what is your earliest memory of the character Spock?

 Sheldon : I think the same thing that appeals to people everywhere,

 Barney : Ever since you got pregnant, you're just a big fat manatee.

 Nolan : unless he was convinced you could handle life on your own.

 House : And I know that he and Cuddy have gone behind my back before

 Nolan : And a minute ago, he was skulking around in the background

 House : I can say whatever I want to him, and he'll never leave.

 Marshall : exactly the same thing I did? You're supposed to be the sane one.

 Marshall : and C How could you bring up Chucky right before bed?

 House : Guy's got a gun. I think that covers the parental consent issue.

 Regina : And that stuff can also cause nerve and muscle damage.

 House : This is your Huntington's speaking. This is you waving a white flag at the world.

 BAILEY : Wouldn't it be better for her to start fresh with another resident?

 CHIEF : There's still a good deal of fallout after the Duquette M & M.

Transfer from Mercy West. Noelle Labatt, 32 weeks along, pregnant with twins.

 GEORGE : One appears to be developing more slowly than the other.

 GREG : They said we had to come here because it could be serious.

At first glance you don't seem emergent enough for Mercy to send you over here.

...he got up, and he just started, like, banging his hands together.

What are you? Just a big, stupid doofy idiot with a doofy idiot hairdo?

She called us in at 6 : 00 a. m. To recheck every person we talked to on the case.

Hey. I've been reading on the Internet about this new thing called "sleep. "

 Beckett : If he's in a rival family then they would want Moran alive to testify,

 Beckett : then the other families can take over their territories. No.

 Beckett : We are looking for someone who had access to the doctor

 Ryan : Phone records don't indicate any calls to unknown numbers.

 Esposito : And the senior nurse, Julia Hammond, claims she was home alone.

 Beckett : What was Mario doing packing patient files last night?

 BAILEY : He is not paralyzed or disabled in any way. He has a tremor.

 BAILEY : well, there's no telling what you could've done to prevent it.

 MR. O'MALLEY : Hold onto my wedding ring, honey. Hospital rules.

 MRS. O'MALLEY : What am I going to do? What am I going to do if he dies?

 GEORGE : I'd like to be excused from the twins. I'd like to be with my mom.

 JAKE : When you separate us, can you make sure his ass is bigger than mine?

 Beckett : - Leaving us so soon, Mr. Harun? - Oh, what now? I have a plane to catch.

 Bahir Harun : - I'm sorry, I just don't have the time. - Make time.

 Bahir Harun : What part of diplomatic immunity are you not clear on?

 Castle : - Is he resisting arrest? - I believe so. Step over here.

- I'm gonna have to search your car. - You have no right to do this.

 Beckett : You can either cooperate and tell me what I need to know,

 Beckett : or I can call the State Department and inform them that you have

 Beckett : a piece of artwork that's at the center of our murder investigation.

 Howard : The Air Force contacted me about our quantum gyroscope.

 Leonard : You realize if the military declares our research classified,

 Sheldon : Gentlemen, I think we are losing sight of the real issue.

 Chandler : When you were late last night, Kathy and I were talking and...

 Chandler : -No! No, I just kissed her. -What? That's even worse!

 Castle : He's dark, looming, powerful, holding a primitive weapon.

 Castle : All I see is the silhouette of a hulking humanoid form.

 Beckett : Then what, Bigfoot carried her body into the city on foot

 Beckett : from wherever these woods are and left her in that alley way?

 Castle : Well, you said yourself, Kurt Wilson wouldn't want to leave Anne's body

 Franco : If you rough him up a little, he could be that homeless guy

 Ryan : Well, we're going to need security cam footage of the garage.

 Franco : It's run by a separate company. I'll get you their number.

 Esposito : he might have been following her, preparing to kill her.

 Ryan : I'll set up a canvass and pull traffic cam footage from that area.

 Ryan : Maybe we can get a hit on where he went after he left that garage.

 Dr Millstone : I read your paper on Kuiper Belt object-size distribution.

 Leonard : Are you saying that he discriminated against you? We should file a complaint.

You happy? Because of you, I'm not gonna be able to watch Law & Order in Korean.

 House : I must know who she is, or you'd have told me her name.

 Wilson : She doesn't have a name. It's some sort of birth defect.

 House : Yes. If only she wasn't in a coma, we could get her to run a test

 GEORGE : No, she can't kick me out. She has no right. I hired her.

- How you doing there, Molly? - OK. I'm just excited to see my girl.

 ADDISON : You're going to get to take a look at her in a couple minutes.

Bag valve mask. We have to stabilize this baby and get it into surgery.

 Lanie Parish : Inferior vena cava was punctured. He bled out in minutes.

 Esposito : Other than his taste in anarchy tattoos and satanic design?

 Esposito : Not much yet. His laptop and phone were both password-protected.

 Castle : The debris from this breakage goes from left to right.

 Esposito : All the doors and windows were locked from the inside,

 Esposito : and despite the wreckage, there's no sign of forced entry.

 Esposito : but I did find this stashed in the back of his sock drawer.

 Castle : I remember when Alexis used to play her big hit, Call Me Crazy,

 Beckett : Was she having problems with any of your other guests?

 Beckett : along with the names of everyone that was working last night.

Um, Stan Lee. Oh, he was in those goofy kung fu movies you love so much?

 Howard : Sheldon, why do you have all these unopened paychecks in your desk?

 Sheldon : Because most of the things I'm planning to buy haven't been invented yet.

 Howard : -Why don't you put it in the bank? -I don't trust banks.

 Sheldon : I believe that when the robots rise up, ATMs will lead the charge.

 Howard : You've also got something from the Pasadena Municipal Court.

 Sheldon : Undoubtedly yet another snide response to my repeated letters...

 Sheldon : ...complaining that the flags in front of the courthouse are in the wrong order.

 Sheldon : It's supposed to be federal, state, and then city of Pasadena.

 Beckett : Well, who wouldn't listen? Did you have an accomplice?

 Castle : That's not cry talk. It sounds like a chemical compound.

 Beckett : Were they using benzophyosopheme in a company product?

 Castle : Is there some kind of problem with it? Is that what the blackmail was about?

 Beckett : So then when you said that you were trying to do the right thing,

 Castle : He came out with a product that has benzophyosopheme in it anyway.

 Rebecca : It can cause capillary damage if you use it long enough.

 Beckett : So then you figured, if they weren't gonna listen to you,

 Beckett : - It's too late for that now. - I... What if I gave it back?

 Raj : your mother used to, and that was not a healthy relationship.

 Howard : Starting with my husbandly duty of taking out the trash.

The guy's been in 7 hospitals in the last 4 months. He's an addict.

 Derek : Lose the attitude, get down there, start a central line.

I'm gonna numb the back of your throat, and Dr. Foreman is gonna give you a sedative. Open.

- Yell fire or something. - People, this area is highly contagious.

 Chase : All right. Try to relax, Mary. This shouldn't take too long.

 Foreman : There was more than a tablespoon of blood in the mouth, so it's gotta be there.

In honor of their 35th anniversary, I had a star named after them.

 Ross : -That is so cool. -And I got Kama Sutra for the Elderly.

 Chandler : What do you need? We got lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt..

a doctor told us there was this aggressive experimental treatment...

Well, we figured if there was any hope at all that we could have her with us a little while longer, it'd be worth it.

 Hayley : It doesn't, but there are still two killers hunting her.

I think Beckett's mystery man might've been having a diabetic incident.

 Hayley : Don't wait for the old man. Ifyou got something, follow up on it.

 Hayley : Look, Beckett's on the run. She can't go to a doctor, can't go to a hospital.

 Castle : Hayley, we can just walk straight through the front door,

 Hayley : Oh, you've been playing at being a cop too long, Rick.

 Hayley : As a PI, you don't have a badge, don't have search warrants.

 Jimmy Quidd : Hey, who do I have to grope to get some turndown service in here?

 Greg House : arthralgia, hyper-inflated chest, fatigue, anemia,

 Allison Cameron : The only mystery here is how he made it to be 38.

 Greg House : any of which could be caused by drugs, trauma, being a loser.

 Eric Foreman : The guy's a walking pharmacy, could be anything.

 Greg House : Runner-up will be decided strictly on some definition of merit.

 "thirteen" : Bronchiolitis obliterans, he smoked his airways into oblivion.

 Greg House : No. He has every symptom you'd expect from a drug addict.

 Eric Foreman : Some other disease is trying to throw us off its trail?

 Chandler : ... but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here.

 Chase : I know it's hard for you because you lost your husband,

 Cameron : Bad. Vitals are dropping, the abdominal pain keeps getting worse.

 House : Tell him to pick up some morphine. No need for the patient to be in pain.

I figured you'd put him on saline, so I switched him back to morphine.

 Phoebe : What a neat idea! All your clothes match. I' m gonna do this.

 Monica : We ripped that couple apart and kept the pieces for ourselves.

 Sheldon : Okay, you can stop trying to make this about our relationship.

 Amy : -Which is stronger than ever. -Which is stronger than ever.

 Howard : The spot that you love to sit in, that no one else can sit in,

 Howard : only exists because, despite your objections, I bought this couch.

 Howard : Me. So explain why that change was bad and this change was good.

 Amy : You're sick of his nonsense and ready to move in with me.

 Joe/castle voiceover : Looking at that photograph, all I could think was,

 Joe/castle voiceover : Sally said Vera had dreams of being a showgirl.

 Joe/castle voiceover : Maybe she made it. Stranger things have happened in this town.

 Joe/castle voiceover : Couldn't complain though because Betsy Sinclair was up there,

 Joe/castle voiceover : didn't get the shrapnel in my hip buzzing.

- lingerie-type that you could just... - Or the toned and tanned,

 Beckett : "I'm totally psyched I just got my driver's license" type.

 Castle : because that little girl you're talking about like a piece of meat,

 Castle : - She's somebody's baby-sitter. - You guys, CSU matched a print

 Ryan : - A couple of restraining orders. - Sounds like our guy.

 Ryan : - Yeah, clear in here, too. - You guys. Look what I found.

 Ryan : I think I got something. A camera with a telephoto lens.

 Beckett : - What has it got on it? - Nothing. Maybe it's been erased.

 Ryan : Q-tech, four gigs. Same as the empty package on the roof.

 Castle : If this guy had a thing for Jenna, he sure was subtle about it.

Yeah, I mean, it's pretty obvious that she really likes you, so...

 Esposito : But CSU did find traces of that hair gel on the headrest.

 Ryan : One of them mentions a meeting the day before the heist.

 Ryan : I'm guessing it took place sometime between 12 : 00 and 2 : 00 p.m.,

Wait a minute, I got something on his phone records for that day.

11 : 06 a.m., he made a one-minute phone call to Ascana's Restaurant.

 Chase : It's not working. There's no breath sounds. Doesn't make any sense.

 Adams : At least we know tracheal edema isn't from anything we did.

 Taub : Which is a good thing because neither GAD nor a systemic infection

 George : I was also a mathlete, and I won the blue ribbon in biology club.

 George : And let me tell you, that had the girls knocking down my door.

'Cause high school sucks for anyone who's the least bit different.

 George : But then there's college, and then out in the real world,

 Denny : Nah, I don't sleep in hospitals. I'm scared I'll never wake up.

 Denny : I'll hold my breath which will stop my heart, killing me.

 Izzie : I'll take my chances with Hilde. I can do girl-on-girl.

 House : You told us you owned a construction company, not a salvage yard.

 House : Did your kid find anything unusual the last time he worked for you?

 Ken : Put it on a keychain, so he'd always remember where he came from.

 House : - Where's the keychain? - I don't know, he never used it.

 Howard : The old people just came up to you, pinched your cheek

 Leonard : Mrs. Latham, the first machine I turn on in the morning

 Leonard : is the helium-neon laser, 'cause it needs to warm up.

 Gates : if any of the other victims have a connection to that shop.

 Beckett : Why would you shoot from here when the roof gave you a cleaner shot?

 Esposito : Wyatt's therapist has an office right across the street

That shop's gotta be ground zero, where he selected his victims.

ROBERT : Yeah, they all get coffee here on a pretty regular basis.

 Rachel : I told my boss I liked this line of lingerie. She ordered a ton. How was your day?

I discovered I'm able to count all my teeth using just my tongue.

 Rachel : Why do you have a copy of The Shining in your freezer?

 Joey : I never start reading The Shining without making sure we got room in the freezer.

The question should be, Rach, what is not so great about The Shining?

This is the scariest book ever. I bet it's way better than that classic of yours.

We can't just tell him no. He's probably been practicing forever. He'll be crushed.

Maybe there's a way we can tell him without hurting his feelings.

 Rachel : You were right. This was just not worth it. Let me just change.

 Leonard : Every year, 15,000 fires are caused by accidental dryer-lint ignition.

 Martha : And there they were, all your books, just sitting there.

 Esposito : Even if you pay me, I'm still not gonna take that rug.

 Ryan : You know that red couch I have? The one you like so much?

 Monica : -Chandler, why would you do that? -Because it's awesome.

 Chandler : They only give you three letters, so after A-S-S, it is a challenge.

If you don't clear this off, you won't get one of those from me.

 Chandler : -Have you talked to him lately? -I'm gonna unplug it.

 Chandler : This thing must have some kind of primitive ROM chip!

It's just the last-desperate- chance-to-have-a-family kind of thing.

Actually, Gunther sent me. You're not allowed to have cups out here.

 Chandler : In fact, she likes him so much, she put him on her freebie list.

 Cuddy : Frankly, I'm worried it might spread to other continents.

 House : MRIs, PET scans, neuropsych tests, private rooms for all these patients.

 Susan : He's just an inarticulate person who spills food on his shirt a lot.

 Susan : I'll make some chili, the whole thing will be over in an hour.

 Colin : I can't believe you hid in a closet when you saw me. If it wasn't tragic,

 Cristina : - You could have warned me. - I thought, "Cristina wouldn't hide

 Colin : - You grew your hair. It's lovely. - Don't flirt with me, I have a person.

 Helen : That's OK. I stayed at the Archfield last night. I had breakfast at midnight.

 George : You should try the French toast. It'll blow your mind.

First thing we're going to do is take a look at the baby. This might be cold.

 Rina : This baby deserves parents who are going to make it their whole world.

 Rina : The other couple I'm considering, they're like, you know, 40.

So that's why I was thinking, maybe we could all pitch in and buy her own restraunt.

Anyway, l always got the feeling he thought l was too sensitive.

 Beckett : It turns out it's all the stuff she stole from Rebecca Fog.

 Rebecca : What, you mean it wasn't a prank? I mean, she actually used this stuff?

 Rebecca : But she was a glorified spokesmodel. What the hell was she up to?

 Rebecca : Prolonged exposure can lead to severe respiratory problems.

 Beckett : Mandy had an asthma attack right after she did that test.

 Castle : He said Mandy was hanging out at the hospital with those sick kids.

 Kid : She said she had asthma too and that it didn't have to hold me back.

 Kid : When the doctors come in, they only want to talk to my mom.

 Ryan : Hey. So I just talked with the mothers of all the other patients

 David : Certainly. That's a combination of Bernoulli's Principle...

 Chandler : Yeah. That's the same as, ''lt has something to do with wind.''

l should go too. Now, tomorrow do you want to share a cab to the airport...

-That's a blast from the past, huh? -No, it's okay. Honest mistake.

 House : Yeah, that's because nonhomeless people, when they get bitten, they get shots.

 House : And if you don't get your shot in the next, say, three hours,

And we feel a little bit robbed when our expectations aren't met.

 Addison : Karev, I've got an ovarian torsion that needs emergent surgery.

 Cristina : because while I know I was right, you think I'm wrong.

 Esposito : We're supposed to meet Sam's business partner, Charlie Turner.

 Nadine : We're hosting an Elvis impersonators' convention this weekend,

 Castle : Carrot Top! I haven't seen him perform since his crazy makeover.

 Beckett : Well, online search shows that there's no liens or lawsuits,

 Beckett : so there doesn't seem to be anything unusual about it.

 Charlie Turner : You know, he and I started out in this business together?

 Esposito : Do you have any idea what Sam was doing in New York?

 Charlie : Good to see you back. Anything you need, let me know.

 Tommy Moretti : You know what I need? I need my luck to change.

 Joey : When they dumped me off Days of Our Lives, she almost died.

 Chandler : If we keep talking this way, won't we freak her out soon?

 Phoebe : I need those earrings. We're leaving when the show's over.

 Rampinel : She came by last week, I think, to have herself evaluated.

 Rampinel : You see, Jordan doesn't yet know how to control her powers.

 Beckett : And if you don't tell me the truth, I will arrest you

 Esposito : Besides, how would that little skinny girl throw Madison up against the ceiling?

 Jordan : Everyone was whispering about how I was the one who killed Madison.

 JOE : I'm always working at the bar. That's where our problems come in.

 GEORGE : At least once a month my dad would take me and my brothers to White River.

 Marshall : Okay, this isn't about the bro code, and you know it.

 Marshall : The reason that you're upset is because what you did was wrong.

 Marshall : Any better about it is if you tell ted what you did.

 Lily : I'm not going to tell you what it is, but you won't believe...

 Castle : - Bryce lied. He chose to trick you... - Bryce was leveraged.

 Tv Reporter : We're getting confirmation that the massive blackout

 Tv Reporter : before they're able to restore full power to the city's grid.

 Beckett : It's gonna be a few days before the power is back up in London.

 House : Based on your hormone levels, you've had a miscarriage.

Right. And since it's physically impossible to have sex without someone buying you dinner...

 Sarah : - That was almost a year ago. - Fine. Have it your way.

 Cuddy : You're not doing a brain biopsy based on a spot on an M.R.I.

 House : Oh, just so I'm clear... If he was a janitor, that would be okay? Do you have a list?

 Cuddy : A brain biopsy can cause permanent neurological damage.

Uh-huh. Whereas tumors are really good for brains. Make 'em grow big and strong.

 House : - You're pulling rank on patient care? - It's not my call either.

It's up to you. - Either it's a tumor or it's an infection that the lumbar puncture didn't pick up.

 Leo : So I approached Warner. I begged him to make his technology available.

 Leo : That night, Alice had a plane standing by to take us to a private lab.

 Steve : We told you, we're not answering questions about that diamond.

Yeah, that's okay. There's nothing that you can say that we don't already know.

 Chase : Did anyone give you anything to help with the math test?

 Chase : Ms. Davis, all parents think that about their children,

 Mom : I know my kid. The fact that you did drugs doesn't mean he did.

 Chase : - Any friends come over to help him? - And bring him drugs?

 Mom : I didn't want him to know about it, because I do trust him.

 Mom : All he did last night was study and argue about his college interviews.

 Ryan : CSU was able to pull exhaled breath condensate from inside the face plate.

 Ryan : So we ran it against that database, and guess who popped up?

 Beckett : He went back to destroy the evidence. You bringing him in?

 Ryan : But he's not at his place and he's not answering his phone.

 Beckett : After our encounter in the dark, he might be on the run.

 Beckett : We think that he was keeping tabs on one of his drivers, Kevin McCann.

 Castle : Turns out he visited that storage facility in Washington Heights

 Castle : where the radioactive material was being kept and this warehouse.

 Beckett : trying to figure out what he was up to, until he was caught and killed.

 Castle : we think they were trying to implicate his cousin Jamal as the bomber.

 Agent Mark Fallon : Did you see any other members of the cell here?

 Beckett : But we do know that the bomb is housed in a white commercial van

 Agent Mark Fallon : A white van in New York City. Well, that narrows it down.

 Castle : We saw the counter. It's set to go off at 4 : 00 today.

All right. I'll put up checkpoints, but it's already in the city.

 Beckett : Look, I know all the evidence points to Amir and Jamal,

 House : If I do something that doesn't make sense, even to you,

 Joey : I think we've all learned who's disgusting and who's not.

 Joey : I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs.

Get all your facts before you tell everybody you're the only hot couple.

 Raj : I believe when the time is right for you to meet someone,

 Leonard : but you're... you're drunk and sad and feeling lost--

 Leonard : -That is not what I said. -No, forget it! I take it back!

 Ross : I was supposed to meet her an hour ago. What is wrong with me?

Living with the father of the baby. It's a little conventional for us.

And there's more room. I mean, you could have a closet dedicated to shoes.

I'd love to. Wait right here, I'll go get the projector and my notes.

 Agent Mark Fallon : If I had a couple of days, maybe. A week. But not in three hours.

 Agent Mark Fallon : We needed him to break, I saw an opening, I took it.

 Agent Mark Fallon : I can think of probably a dozen federal lawyers

 Agent Mark Fallon : I removed the bullets from my clip. The gun wasn't even loaded.

 Agent Mark Fallon : Yeah, well, I was pretty sure you weren't going to shoot me.

 Agent Mark Fallon : Detective, I understand that you probably hate me.

 Agent Mark Fallon : And seeing as how we're just a couple of hours away

 Castle : Man, does that guy take jackhole lessons, or was he born that way?

I wish I didn't feel this way about Rachel. I wish things could be normal.

 Joey : I love living with her, and helping out with the baby is amazing.

When I took Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father.

I have no idea what I'm doing. For all I know, I'm locking it more.

 Joey : -You try opening it with a credit card? -That's a good idea.

 Chandler : What are you gonna do, not take her? You're doing nothing wrong.

 Beckett : They figured, victimless crime. Nobody would get hurt.

 Castle : Kitty and Earl would launder the bills through the club

 Montgomery : Sounds like they had a sweet deal going on. How did it all go wrong?

 Beckett : The shark threatened to rat him out unless he turned over the operation.

 Beckett : Maya and Chloe were willing, but Kitty and Earl weren't.

 Beckett : And when Todd confronted them, he had no idea who he was dealing with.

 Beckett : She wasn't the type of girl to let Todd take her down.

 Castle : They had everything they needed. Chemical formulas, the plates.

 Montgomery : But tomorrow, I want you to tell me the story about how Castle got your gun.

 Esposito : How long before Castle did you know this was about counterfeiting?

When Danton discovers that Buckley's brother-in-law is a client,

 Castle : he sends a message, "Back off, or your family gets hurt."

 Beckett : And then, when Buckley doesn't back down, Danton kills him.

 Castle : - So, how do we find Danton? - We talk to one of the call girls.

 Beckett : Call that number and tell him to bring one of his girls over.

 Castle : And tell her to wear something sexy. No reason we can't enjoy this interview.

 Castle : Isn't that the girl from Buckley's office? Did she look like that before?

 Castle : So, how exactly does a call girl end up working for Jack Buckley, Super DA?

 Barney : The number three seed, "girl who thought I owned Google,"

 Meredith to Cristina : and a stranger is Velcro-ing a flak jacket to my boobs.

 Burke in a low voice : - Time for you to go. - No, I'm staying.

 Burke : There's nothing more you can do here. We got it covered.

- Do you think this is about surgery? - I cannot do this with you here.

 Beckett : And I am sure that no one here is more familiar with him than Castle.

 Castle : So named because he kills his victims in groups of three.

 Castle : agreed to help us put Gates away in exchange for early release.

 Castle : By the time we realized that Jerry Tyson was 3XK, it was too late.

 Bailey : Stop whining, O'Malley. You had your chance, you didn't take it.

No wonder you failed. Do you expect to learn this stuff by osmosis?

 Izzie crosses her arms in front of her : I'm a farmer, OK? I've been drooling, puking, and crapping my pants.

 Izzie annoyed : Well, I'm not actually crapping my pants now, am I?

 Howard : So everybody knows what's in that letter except for me?

 Sheldon : It is time to cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war.

 Cristina : I can swim three lengths of my parents' pool underwater.

 Richard : The seal needs to be as close to vacuum tight as possible.

 Ross : You want me to take some girl I've never met to the opera...

I've gone through this whole thing recently. I don't want to bore you.

the five different kinds of painkiller in your medicine cabinet,

 House : that's what this magic box of neurological trickery is for.

This'll be a lot easier if you do what the crazy guy who tied you up says.

It's flown into your blouse, and you better undo your buttons lest it sting you.

 Brenda : Look, I know it must be hard that your wife is a lesbian..

 Rachel : I figured it'd be okay because you've got a big ink stain on the crotch.

 Monica : -The pink one with the flowers. -You mean the one you're wearing?

 Howard : It's amazing people keep coming to comic book stores...

 Leonard : ...is the only chance their mom has to go to the basement and change their sheets.

 Sheldon : A, comic books employ storytelling through sequential art...

 Sheldon : ...a medium that dates back 17,000 years to the cave paintings of Lascaux...

I thought this was another one of your larks. A way to kill time.

 Castle : I was wondering how you'd feel if I kept with this for a while.

 Beckett : So, maybe you can use that to locate an actual client.

 Cuddy : and hide under the bed just to scare the crap out of me?

 Beckett : So the one we saw in the video must be a second, secret one.

but I did find out about our victim through his personal website.

Yeah, he was an actor. A struggling one, judging by his credits.

and is "currently appearing in their off-off-off-Broadway production

 Beckett : Let's see if anyone down there knows what he was into.

 Becket : NYPD, I'm Detective Beckett. We're here about Justin Marquette.

We know your heart is healthy. We know your blood type is B positive.

You eat healthy, your cholesterol level is excellent and you're not diabetic.

 Alex : See, now I know more about you than some of my closest friends.

 Sydney : What you did today with Meredith... Everybody's talking.

I wanted to tell you I was really hurt when you didn't show up yesterday.

 Jeanette : Look, I told you, I have never seen this before in my life.

 Beckett : Trafficking government property, jeopardizing national security, treason.

 Jeanette : Because Jack was in trouble! He's being set up. We both are.

 Jeanette : And he told me to go to his locker at Union Station,

 Beckett : Okay, if he wasn't involved, then how did that end up in his locker?

That's not it. I just know a few things that can help you inflict pain.

 Emily : And that big bloke with the beard? He's got a trick hip.

And Liam's got bad knees. Hit him right and he'll go down like a lamp.

No, no. You've always wanted to send your food back in a restaurant. Here's your chance.

- That's okay. I just won't eat them. - Don't be ridiculous. Waiter?

No, it's fine. He's from a different country. He doesn't understand our ways.

 Lucy : I have to go to the bathroom. And it's not because the crab cakes are funky.

- So you're okay here? - Uh, yeah, sorry. She's just a little shy.

 Monica : The rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser.

 Monica : Well, our dog never crossed the finish line. So technically-

 Rachel : There isn't time to go to the bakery. We're gonna come home.

All right. Well, just tell Emma that we'll be there as soon as we can. Bye.

 Ross : I can't believe they gave you a ticket. You're such a good driver.

 Rachel : This is her first birthday, she's awake, we're not even there.

 Rachel : Everybody left. We still have this stupid obscene cake.

 Ross : Hey, maybe I can fix that. You know, try to turn it into something else.

..."If we don't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die."

Aren't you afraid the writers will be kind of mad when they read this?

I never thought about the writers. The scripts just come to my house.

 Castle : planning to punish all those who wrongly ID'd her dad.

You know, she must've cozied up to Val to find out where Jason and Mark were.

 Chandler : You really do live in your own little world, don't you?

Oh, God, I don't know. I want.. Everything is so great, I just want everything.

 Esposito : who saw our suspect leave Alice's building and drive off in a blue van.

TORY : Luckily, Traffic Enforcement's vehicles are mounted with cameras

 Tech Agent Tori : that snap photos of each parked car. It's how they catch meter cheaters.

 Esposito : but we did find an interesting match on his fingerprints.

 Castle : He's been sweeping the dirt of New York's rich and famous

There's an alien growing in my stomach that's gonna explode out of my vagina!

 Marshall : There's a lot to do, but we've got nine months to prepare.

 Marshall : So I say that we just make a list of everything that needs to get done

 Marshall : before the baby arrives and do everything on that list tonight!

 House : So, next, what else could cause neural damage as well as all the nodules? Berger's disease.

He's never been out of the country. - Have his parents? They could have brought it back.

I don't think so. - It doesn't matter. His lesions are in the wrong place. His feet are the one clear spot.

 House : - Kid's dad mentioned leishmaniasis. - Yeah, and filariasis.

But the throat nodules still don't fit with that. - That's two diseases pretty much exclusive to Southeast Asia.

We're back at coincidence again? - No. What if something else was the trigger?

Not half as painful as when I punch you in the face. Don't do that. It'll hurt you.

 House : Carpal tunnel surgery obviously didn't work. - Who are you?

 House : The little ones call me Uncle Greg. Your dad never had carpal tunnel.

 House : You're designing a kid, a loser kid. He's already getting pummeled at recess.

 Chase : Her heart's fine. If she hallucinated, it wasn't caused by her heart.

 Foreman : If? The screaming, the floundering, it was an hallucination.

 Jansen : Digital tracing indicates we were breached from the outside.

 Jansen : We log every IP address that connects to the mainframe.

 Jansen : He was one of our applicants until he was kicked out of the program.

 Clint Granger : He slipped something into my drink before the final round.

 Granger : I couldn't rewrite that code if the mission depended on it.

 Leonard : I don't think the strippers prepare the meal, but okay.

 Leonard : Oh, don't worry. They gave me this vibrating coaster.

Oh, my God... Oh, and this is moisturizer! It's even harder to clean!

You thought you were meeting here, he thought at the restaurant, so...

It doesn't matter who's right or wrong. The point is, I'm gonna take off.

Wait. I'm not letting you leave until you tell me what's going on. I mean...

 Castle : The worst part is over. Now she just has to figure out the rest of her life.

 Alexis : And Hayley? The whole thing was just some stupid accident?

 Alexis : She was only 25. I can't help but think about all the songs she won't write

 Alexis : And all because her producer thought she was back on drugs.

 Castle : You know, when people we care about suddenly turn against us,

 Castle : we can come up with all sorts of reasons to explain it.

 Sheldon : Whereas a ridiculous bald-faced lie makes me look good.

 Sheldon : ...tell him my coitus with Amy is frequent, intense and whimsically inventive.

- That's awfully personal. - We don't ask Sheldon things like that.

 Penny : All right, come on, be serious. You have been going out a long time.

 Martha : Darling, we are right in the middle of something here.

So ifyou'll just wait for a moment, we will give you our full attention, okay?

Gram, you know he's just gonna keep pouting until he gets his way.

 Castle : I just got off the phone with the personal assistant of none other than

 Castle : has called to see if I'm available for a meeting to talk about a,

 Alexis : The baseball thing. See, Stephen King is a huge Red Sox fan, and Dad...

Oh, and your father is a Yankees fan. Oh, no, Richard, what did you do?

 Castle : because he wants to talk about collaborating on a project.

Darling, ifyou think you're going to get top billing over Stephen King,

 Foreman : Subsurface genetic material from the grandpa is fine,

 Foreman : I'll sequence the gene for the cardiac sodium channel.

Given the detail, looks like it was carved by some kind of razor.

 Castle : No, but the killer went through a lot of trouble. It must mean something.

 Beckett : It's not easy hanging a body, and she's at least 100 pounds.

 Kevin Ryan : They found prints in the hallway, but the apartment is spotless.

 Beckett : So the killer knew that the roommate was gonna be out of town.

 Ryan : Buzzer on the front door, no doorman or security cameras.

 Beckett : it's possible that her roommate could shed some light on all of this.

 Elle : Actually, she did start seeing someone. Maybe six weeks ago.

 Ross : I'd like to return this couch. I'm not satisfied with it.

 Ross : -That's what I'm telling you. -Did you cut this couch in half?

 Ross : I would like to exchange it for one that is not cut in half.

 The Saleswoman : I'll give you store credit in the amount of four dollars.

 Beckett : But how does Stan's killer get Dempsey's gun 60 years later?

 Ryan : He'd be what, like 90 years old, but it's still possible.

He died of a heart attack four months after Joe and Vera were killed.

 Ryan : All right. I'll go to the warehouse and I'll pull up the old case files.

 Beckett : Stan's wife said that the two of them watched a documentary about him

 Ryan : Looks like we're not the only ones interested in this case.

 Barney : You are no longer in the running to be America's Next Top Model.

 Marshall : You refused to talk to Robin so I thought you might like to talk to...

 Taub : We need to run a scratch test to find out what set it off.

 House : Two of you start treatment with corticosteroids and epinephrine

 Cindy : I don't know what kind. I got it from a health fair I was working at.

 Cindy : I'm Miss Cedarville, the health fair is one of my responsibilities.

 Adams : Is another one hooking up with 38-year-old married men?

 Chase : but anything you can remember might help save his life.

 Cindy : He was giving me a ride home and he always seemed so nice.

 Cindy : I made a mistake and now it's gonna end up ruining my life.

 Foreman : It took us a little time to think up a diagnostic test

 Taub : GI bleed's more likely to explain the nausea and weakness.

 Taub : and do your job, or if you're going to wallow in self-pity.

 Masters : Because if you are, you probably shouldn't be ordering procedures.

 Howard : We'd just show him the closet and let the goblins in his head take it from there.

 Bernadette : I went to the Asian market, got the ingredients, made it from scratch.

 Leonard : I had no choice. He kept kicking the back of my seat.

 House : You know, the cool thing about this stuff is you can do a lot with it.

 Castle : prevents you from accessing your most effective investigative tool. Me.

 Beckett : This is a bribe. Castle, you're bribing me with a latte?

 WHISPERS Look, I can solve this. I just need a little more to go on.

Just nod once if it's about the Russians, twice if it's about something else.

 Ryan : Hey, guys, I think we found something in these books Charlie was looking into.

I went over them and there's no signs of any financial shenanigans.

 Dr. Drake Remoray : I just stopped by to say that you're not a real doctor.

 Ryan : they were able to piece together where the explosion originated.

 Ryan : a car bomb is placed inside the engine compartment or underneath.

 Ryan : and they were able to trace it to a very specific device.

 Ryan : One second, Dale Tanner's sitting in his car, the next, boom.

 Esposito : There's no way that a military drone could fly over New York City

 Rachel : I'm working tomorrow, but if you want, you can come by if you'd like.

She wants to see me tomorrow. She sounded weird. I gotta call Barry.

 Foreman : until she finds actual paid work or gets sick of you.

 House : I talked to Chase and Taub. They're willing to come back.

Not a good choice. She's not a long-term, because she has no long-term.

 House : Unexplained loss of consciousness could be cardiomyopathy,

 House : And check with admitting for the net worth of all new patients.

 Bernadette : Hang on. None of Sheldon's theories have ever been definitively proven.

 Amy : ...who know you don't have to be special or even qualified to go into space.

 Penny : You know, I remember the first time I got a bikini wax.

 Bernadette : Is it maybe because, like Sheldon's work, your sex life is also theoretical?

 Park : It's been almost 24 hours, shouldn't we call Foreman, or the police?

 Chase who Is Sitting On The Ottoman : We don't have to tell anyone.

 Chase who Is Sitting On The Ottoman : Treiber's symptoms started in his frontal lobe

 Chase who Is Sitting On The Ottoman : and moved through his nervous system.

 Chase : The longer we wait to treat with haemin, the more damage it causes.

 Adams : The longer we wait to tell him House isn't running the case,

 House : Kyle's only one day old. He doesn't know what he wants.

 Eddie : Like my daddy used to say, the universe works in mysterious ways.

 Beckett : And maybe you decided to give the universe just a little shove.

 Eddie : Man, I was across town when that mess happened, meeting my agent.

 Ryan : I'll have uniforms circulate the sketch around the studio.

 Castle : Okay, so if Odette had straightened up after the train accident,

 Bailey : That's the problem. You're overly attached to your patient.

 Bailey : So the answer is no, you cannot prep him. Go back to sutures.

 Izzie : I know how his LVAD works better than any other intern.

 Izzie : I know the frequency, the dosage, the quantity, and his physical limitations.

 Bailey : No flirting, no knitting him sweaters, no marathon games of Scrabble?

 Izzie : I will treat him with the same protocol I would any other patient.

 Bailey : All right. Fine. You can inform him the heart's coming.

 Izzie : - Thank you, Dr. Bailey. - If you so much as sit on that bed...

An astrophysicist and a uflogist? Isn't that like oil and water?

 Ryan : Three years ago, he and Marie were members of the same research team.

 Stryker : One more time, we didn't choose this, we were chosen.

 Monica : That's true. You'd be a great person to have around after an emergency.

 Lanie : And, from the lack of blood inside the boat, I'd say he wasn't killed at sea.

 Lanie : Other than the postmortem voyage, looks like a pop-and-drop.

Well, if somebody dragged him here, he couldn't have come from very far.

And tell them they're looking for a blood pool and possible shell casings.

 Castle : The Vikings believed that if you wanted to reach Valhalla, you needed a vessel.

No, no, no. They also launched their dead with a sacrificial woman.

 Beckett : Do you know what he would have been doing in the park?

 Mrs Kendall : Most nights, Donny ate out or at someone else's place.

 Amy : Homespun stories, knowledge of physics and a bosom that defies it.

 Howard arriving : NASA picked my team's design for the deep field space telescope...

 Howard arriving : ...that's going on the International Space Station this spring.

 Howard : It gets better. Someone has to go up with the telescope...

 Howard : ...as a payload specialist, and guess who that someone is, heh.

 Sheldon : As I didn't know the answer, I thought that gave me a mathematical edge.

 Raj : All the wealthy and beautiful people in movies ride Jet Skis.

 Sheldon : We can't sell it. We have to keep it and love it and polish it.

 Leonard : Guys, it's stolen. It should go back to Peter Jackson.

 Leonard : -He made the movies. It belongs to him. HOWARD : Fine.

 Howard : As long as he promises to make me a hobbit in his next movie.

 Howard : Clearly, you've never been to my house for dinner on Rosh Hashanah.

 Wilson : started complaining about the extra noise and the cooking smells.

 Thirteen : Could be a patent foramen ovale. Explains the stroke and the syncope

 Foreman : I think you've shown remarkable strength in a difficult situation.

 Kutner : There was enough blood left over from his admission work up to run the VDRL.

 Kutner : House said he wouldn't let us go on until we ruled out neurosyphilis.

 Taub : It's always the same conversation. They tell you you must be mistaken,

 Taub : which is why I always run the tests twice. Then they blame the other guy.

 Taub : Which makes sense if they're innocent. But, obviously, half of them aren't.

 Taub : They don't seem to get that they're busted. Scientifically proven.

 Taub : Exactly. That's what you're praying for in that moment, that she cheated, too.

 Taub : And then, if she doesn't kill you, you know that she did.

 Ross : I was wondering if I could maybe buy you a cup of coffee.

 Ross : We each have this list of five famous people, and you were one of mine.

Don't dismiss this so fast. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

 Sheldon : I am going to destroy him with a picture of a bored cat

 Castle : into the private detention facility that was holding her.

 Castle : Now the FBI can properly prosecute the judge and justice has been served.

 Hayley : I do. Only the Castle who will be filling in isn't a mister.

 Martha Rodgers : Isn't she lovely? Okay, everyone, shall we dine? Follow me.

 Castle : Ah, yes. And, everyone, we are so glad you were all able to join us.

 Castle : We think it's time for you guys to celebrate some American food.

 Martha : And it's those customs and cultures that have shaped and molded us.

 Castle : Mother, I couldn't have said it better myself. Now let's dig in.

 Cameron : Wouldn't it be safer to make a few educated guesses first?

Biopsy the barrier. But first, start him on Mebendazole in case it's a worm.

 House : I really don't think the wife is the kind to be messing around.

 Wilson : Really, it's more helpful if you do the prescribed rehab yourself.

 House : My posse never saw her or me talking on the other side of the glass.

 Wilson : They were a little busy trying to save the guy's life.

But I think that maybe your hands are just a little off. They should be right...

 Beckett : That's because it wasn't about the money. It was about the anonymity.

 Beckett : and she decided to hide out here until she could flee the country?

So we give him the antivenom for the other one? - Is that a question?

We can't just blindly give him another antivenom, especially after the first one almost killed him.

 Keen : You said only three types of poisonous snakes commonly found in New Jersey.

 House : Odds are by the time you get back, the autopsy results will tell you what kind of snake it was.

But you said... - So we do give him the antivenom for the other one?

 Rebellious : I assume that one choice kills him, the other one saves him.

 House : That's usually the way it works at the leg-turning-black stage.

 Caring : So half of us killed him, and half of us saved his life.

 House : I'm sure this goes against everything you've been taught, but right and wrong do exist.

 House : Just because you don't know what the right answer is...

 House : Maybe there's even no way you could know what the right answer is...

 Foreman : If you have a reaction, we're ready to do whatever's necessary...

 Sanchez : I don't know what to tell you. I've never seen that girl before.

 Castle : Well, then you should invest in some corrective lenses.

 Castle : Our surveillance team saw her coming in here not half an hour ago.

 Castle : The watcher becomes the watched. I'm a big fan of irony. Ask her.

 Beckett : a country's consulate and its embassy have a different set of rights

 Beckett : and privileges. This is only a consulate. You do not have diplomatic immunity.

 Beckett : and make a public spectacle of your government harboring a criminal

 Beckett : Then why did you run? Why did you try to go back to Cuba?

 Lee : Follow the pretty cop-lady around and take copious notes?

 Lee : Still, this is the kind of all-access pass most writers would kill for.

 Castle : Let's get to the part where you tell me what you want.

 Lee : Well, maybe you can give me a call sometime, one professional to another.

 Castle : Why don't you give me your number, and I'll see what I can do.

 Beckett : Well, the bombing obviously wasn't a very sophisticated operation.

 Beckett cont'd : Susan Mailer was killed in the blast, and Jared Swanstrom was

 Beckett : In the months leading up to her death, Cynthia was working with a journalist.

 Joey's Co-star : Not if we extract tissue from the original body..

 Dr. Drake Ramoray : That sounds simple enough. Let's just do that.

 Joey's Co-star : We would, but when we went to exhume Jessica's body..

Joey just thinks I'll embarrass him. He thinks I'm a soap opera nut.

 Beckett : Why don't you take those things off? They look uncomfortable.

 Beckett : To feel the rage towards the person responsible for it.

 Beckett : You and me, we're not like him. We don't hurt innocent people.

Look at us all dressed up for the party. What are we celebrating?

Our friends aren't here. We can be a real couple. We don't have to hide.

 Sheldon : Huh, that's exactly what Leonard, Wolowitz, Koothrappali,

 Addison : Well, why don't I buy you a drink instead. First round's on me.

Then again, when I see Cristina walking down that aisle tomorrow...

 Addison : We tried and we did our best. Just because we failed as a couple,

-Hey, that's what l'm doing for Phoebe. -Well, you're not doing a very good job.

 Manny : Yeah, thank God you were here to oversee all the kissing.

 Foreman : A pituitary adenoma would send her hormone level sky-high.

 Cameron : In Puerto Rico, in the '70s, there was an epidemic of kids growing breasts

 Chase : If it was in the food, it would be an epidemic. We've got one kid.

 Cameron : There's all sorts of environmental sources. Pesticides, soy products.

If the tumor's not in her brain, it's in her reproductive tract.

 Ted from 2030 : But I wasn't about to ruin our first big romantic weekend away

 Raj : when you're living in the desert and I'm living with your wife.

It's going great. Look at Chandler with Little Baby Girl Chandler.

Little Baby Girl Chandler. Where have I heard that before? Oh, Coach Rubin.

Phoebe, when you're done over there, we've got a situation over here too.

Things'll go smoother if we each have a zone. Phoebe, be in charge of wiping.

I'll be in charge of looking at how cute they are when they put their hands...

She loved her job here. Let's face it, you're not gonna find anyone...

 Ross : How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History...

 Monica : I practically spent my entire childhood at the arcade.

 Eve still Smiling : How come Lamby can be here, but Mommy can't?

 House : Did I just dream the part where I finally agreed it was smallpox?

 House : - Oh, my God. - I had a threesome with BeyoncÃ© and Lady Gaga.

 Masters : She doesn't have pustules on her palms or the soles of her feet.

 Foreman lying On A Bench : You do realize we don't all live together, right?

 House : Exactly. Although, technically, it was the vaccinia virus.

 Chan : I've got a pop-up book that told me everything I need to know.

 Chan : The way that I see it is, you get a great job, and you get to have sex!

 Chan : Throw in a tree and a fat guy, and you've got Christmas!

I'll always look back and wonder if it was because of my talent or...

 Castle : And I have a perfectly good reason why I'm waving a gun.

 Castle : Which you might know if you had checked in with me today.

 Ashley : And I just want you to know how much I respect Alexis.

 Ashley : I mean, you don't have to worry about issues of respect.

 Derek : Hmm. I did a craniotomy on a kid today while he was awake.

 Beatrice : But starting next year you're going to want to take two AP classes a semester

 Beatrice : And your Aunt Sue is kind of lazy when it comes to personal hygiene

 Beatrice : when it's time to get your eyebrows waxed or get your hair cut,

 Beatrice : This might sound random, but wear underwear with pantyhose.

 Wilson : I'd say you're unaware of what you're feeling at this moment.

 House : I feel like crap, my life is falling apart, but I don't feel scared.

 Penny : And on one of them... You won't know which... I'll draw a tiny happy face in ink.

 Sheldon : You can't do that. If you make a mark in a mint comic book, it's no longer mint.

 Sheldon : Yeah, I have an idea. Let's throw Leonard a kickass birthday party.

The point of a secret knock is to establish a nonverbal signal...

 Sheldon : I told you. Buying scalped tickets is against the rules.

 Sheldon : If you get caught, you get banned from Comic-Con for life.

 Sheldon : You're gonna feel pretty silly when we're 80 years old,

 Leonard : The same way I know that the people in the TV set can't see me.

 Sheldon : You know, there was a time when Comic-Con didn't exist at all

 Sheldon : until one lone dreamer with a unique vision made it happen.

 Sheldon on phone : Yes, I'm starting my own comic book convention,

 Sheldon on phone : and I thought that your client, Robert Downey Jr.,

 Sheldon : I assumed, as in a number of languages, that the gesture was part of the phrase.

As teacher, it's your obligation to separate your personal idiosyncrasies...

 Howard : Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.

 Sheldon : My apologies, Leonard. I'm only as good as my teacher.

 Sheldon : I believe the Szechuan Palace has been passing off orange chicken...

 Sheldon : ...as tangerine chicken, and I intend to confront them.

 Leonard : If I were you, I'd be more concerned about what they're passing off as chicken.

- I need to use your window. - Oh, hey. Yeah, no, sure, go ahead.

That stupid, self-centered bastard wrote about our sex life in his blog.

 Priest : you must find that busty delivery girl from that one time

 Esposito : And at some point she walked up to somebody's kid and spoke to him.

 Esposito : Supposedly, she was very cooperative and left quietly.

 Karpowski : Sorry to interrupt, but your vic's super's on the phone

 Karpowski : and wants to know if he can go ahead and rent her apartment.

 Beckett : We already have everything we need from the crime scene.

 Karpowski : - That's what he said. - That doesn't make any sense.

 Castle : That place rents by the week. She was killed last Thursday.

 Super : Yeah, I found her rent money slid under my door on Friday.

 Super : I didn't think anything of it 'cause I didn't know she was dead yet,

 Super : but can I rent the apartment? Should I give her stuff to her friend?

 Cameron : No. No enlarged hilar lymph nodes on his chest x-ray.

 Chase : The systemic nature suggests Juvenile Rheumatoid Arthritis.

 Wilson : he makes antibodies that are eating the inside of his arteries,

 Wilson : First the GI tract, then the kidneys, then the brain, now the lungs.

 House : Can anyone think of a reason why Kawasaki's can't affect the elderly,

 Wilson : You can't use another patient's labs to diagnosis Kawasaki's disease.

 Beckett : And why did you try to get revenge with a sniper rifle?

 Anya : Because Sergei never left the Consulate after the murder.

 Sergei : where I shall pay a small fine and begin my retirement.

 Rachel : We are looking for our Christmas presents from Monica.

 Chandler : -What? That's terrible. -No, no. We do it every year.

 Phoebe : No. Yeah, we never find them. She's always bested us, that wily...

 Rachel : Aren't you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?

 Rachel : That's not enough. What if she gets you a great present...

...and you got her one great present? That's gonna make her feel bad.

 Sheldon : Thanks to you, Amy's out buying his and hers bath towels.

 Sheldon : Like I'd ever dry myself with something that has a possessive pronoun on it.

 Sheldon : Great. Kick him out, break his heart, everybody wins.

No, I don't wanna break his heart, I love him. This is happening too fast.

It is just a matter of time before I see Amy's leg stubble in my shower.

 Penny : Yeah, and I've seen those legs. You might wanna get some Drano.

 CHIEF : I wouldn't want to bother her with something as trivial as a button.

Your button ruptures its esophagus, I'm your woman. Otherwise...

 IZZIE : Did you see her reaction when Sloan said she'd be OK for the test?

It's OK to be nervous about being back here at work. About failing.

You haven't even been back a full day and you're pushing to bend the rules.

I don't want to be known as the office bitch, but I'll call your supervisor.

 Raj : You better be. No jokes about how close I am with my dog.

 Leonard : What about your old look, well-groomed ventriloquist doll?

 Barney : Or whatever married people do somewhere else, that'd be great.

 Officiant : By the power vested in me by the state of New York,

Tell that to the lady in 702 With the toddler coming out of her.

 Ross : - Yeah, well, this guy at work gave me "Sex for Dummies" as a joke.

 Monica : - No, last time you said it like Dracula,and it scared her!

 Monica : I don't need an actual man. Just a couple of his best swimmers.

As it did with Pam Hodges and Daniel Santos. But no actual proof.

 Gates : Don't thank me yet. I still have to get the DA on board.

 Ryan : but she also began seeing patients right here in the city

 Leonard : Sheldon, the world is filled with dirty, discarded socks.

 Leonard : You know who'd really dig seeing this experiment? Penny.

 Sheldon : ...the retroreflector left on the moon by Neil Armstrong...

 Leonard : We were just in different places in the relationship.

Well, it's very simple. Leonard was living in a town called Please Don't Leave Me...

 Howard : ...while Penny had just moved to the island of Bye-bye.

 Howard : If it's not too much trouble, I'd like to point this at the moon now.

 Meredith : There's no reason I can see for his creeping paralysis.

 Derek : I expected an intrusion into the spinal space or bony spur in the pulposus.

Don't we have treatment options? L-I mean, aren't there always alternatives?

 Cristina : surgery, chemo, radiation and drug therapy are your only options.

 Cristina : The pregnancy hormones will likely speed the growth of the cancer.

 Barney : things with me and Robin are as good as they can possibly be.

 Robin : And the fertilizer is seeping into the ground water, causing...

 Rachel : -Oh, Ross! Another contraction. -Oh, okay. Here, here.

Tell Broda that I'm increasing his oxygen. And get my team down here.

 Sam : Can I tell you something and you'll keep it just between us?

 Izzie : The only people who aren't like that are the Amish and, apparently, you.

- Penicillin'll knock it out. - What am I gonna do about Olivia?

 Robin : And now you're never gonna know why I don't go to the mall.

 flashback of Lily and Marshall talking in bed Lily : And then I put on my pajamas and got into bed.

 Alexis Castle : Dad, you should toss that. It's getting kind of gross.

 Martha Rodgers : Darling, could you pick me up an extra bottle of aquavit for our glogg?

Oh, lt'll be after our Christmas dinner. You don't mind, do you?

 Castle : But it's Christmas Eve. That's when we open the gifts.

Well, I think what Alexis is trying to say is that she has other plans, too.

 Detective Kate Beckett : Well, maybe your program should evolve a little.

 Castle : It is evolving. I invited you, didn't I? You are still coming, right?

 Castle : The heart, the beating heart behind the Christmas holidays.

 Beckett : Hate to break it to you, Castle, but there is no Santa.

 Beckett : If by the real deal, you mean an overweight man in a red suit,

to throw her off so when I offered all these things, she'd be surprised.

This is my chance. I won't blow it, because we are meant for each other.

 House reading The Sheets He Has Just Printed Out : Problem solved.

 House reading The Sheets He Has Just Printed Out : I assume at least one of you speaks fluent Dutch.

 House looking Pleasantly Smug : I want you to translate something for me.

 House : Honey, could you e-mail our new friend the captain's log?

 Geerte she Has Put On Reading Glasses And A Shrug. The Male Team Is Sitting In Front Of The Screen. Masters Is Standing Up With Her Arm Crossed. All Are Listening Intently. House Is Reading The Same Files With His Glasses On, Too : "On morning of 14 July,

lt's the first time my character's gotten one. l'm nervous. l want it to be good.

l haven't seen you this worked-up since you did that dog-food commercial...

 Rachel : ...and you thought you were gonna be with a real talking dog.

 Esposito : - Thanks for coming back in, Graham. - Not a problem.

 Ryan : The kind of establishments that don't take kindly when you can't pay up.

 Ryan : But when you found out that he was just going to give that painting away,

 Graham : That's ridiculous. It doesn't prove that I killed him, either.

 Taub : Is it a symptom of the underlying condition or a symptom of our treatment?

 Foreman : Acute pancreatitis from alcoholism would cause this kind of pain.

 Foreman : As far as you know, she likes being the center of attention and loves her job.

 Chase : Acute pyelonephritis could kill her if we don't start her on IV antibiotics.

 Foreman : But since her urine and CSF don't show signs of infection...

 Taub : Less than nothing since he's actually ignoring my pages,

 Taub : which means we have a sick patient and apparently a sick boss.

 Foreman : Tell him you admit he's right. Let's get him back to work.

But right now I'm debating which bad idea I should pretend is a good idea

 Foreman : And doing his actual job, treating actual patients, that's bad?

 Wilson : House only doing what House wants, is the only way he can function.

 Wilson : Since the breakup, he's been seeking out crazier and crazier things to do

 Beckett : Corporate law? How did he end up a personal injury attorney?

 Annie : And there's something else. All of his case files are missing.

 Esposito : This must have something to do with one of his cases.

 Beckett : And get CSU down here. Prints, fibers, DNA, the whole thing.

But it'd be great if you could draw me with some clothes and a head.

Damn those robots. They're supposed to be our faithful servants!

If that's what it was, that'd be great. I wouldn't have to move.

 Monica : You're not in love with me. You just want a girlfriend.

I could get a girlfriend. We could sit and do crossword puzzles.

 Chandler : Monica and I were friends before we dated. Maybe that's it.

 Monica : -You become friends after? -No, never done that either.

 Beckett : - Did anybody find my father's watch? - It's not in the hall.

 Esposito : but your clothes do smell like smoke and explosives.

 Beckett : It had to have been a small device, otherwise I would have seen it.

 Shaw : The lab'll have the breakdown by morning, but that's cyclonite.

 Castle : Our supposed killer, Ben Conrad, shot himself with his right hand,

 Castle : yet the man that Detective Beckett and I saw in the window

 Castle : The shot went off just as soon as he stepped out of view.

He wouldn't have... Couldn't have had time to switch hands that fast.

 Castle : Our real killer shot Ben Conrad, placed the gun in his hand,

 Cristina : Could everybody shut up for a minute? I'm trying to find a fetal heartbeat.

 Cristina : The baby's heart rate is 152 and strong. It's... It's OK.

 Meredith : - Dr. Bailey, another car crash victim. - That's him! That's the guy who hit us!

 Bailey : Trauma three. Page Ortho and Neuro. O'Malley, give her a hand.

 Millie : I do not know you well enough to let you see my good girl. Get me a lady doctor.

 Marshall : - What happened? - Marshall Stone, intern at Mercy West.

 Derek : Then I want you to repeat them back to Dr. Grey. Can you do that?

 BURKE : - You don't have any friends, do you? - Of course I have friends.

 DEREK : Space. I have a right to space. You go and invite half the hospital.

Oh. Dr. Yang needed some help with this patient. She needed some help.

 MARK : She goes back to being an unhappy man who's stuck with a penis.

 Leonard : ...is that Sagittarius wouldn't have been our first guess.

- You're lactose intolerant. - I don't eat it, I think it's a good idea.

 Penny : It's about this sensitive girl who comes to L.A. from Lincoln, Nebraska...

 Penny : ...to be an actress and winds up a waitress at The Cheesecake Factory.

 Beckett : You must have called him and told him to perform so we wouldn't have to.

 Castle : No more of a sacrifice than what you were gonna do for me.

 Cuddy : You're trying to have a life. You're trying to enjoy yourself.

 House : let your maternal instinct get the best of you and nearly kill two people.

 House : Case like this, you terminate, mom lives 10 times out of 10.

 Leonard : That's not what we're doing tonight. We're throwing a ball at some pins.

 Leonard : And someday, we don't know when, maybe you'll love me back.

 Sheldon : I don't know who you're chanting for, as I am currently the ball.

 Wil : I dated this one girl, and I told her that I loved her...

 Rita : You're a big girl. Dive down the rabbit hole ifyou must,

Making smorlets. which is technically dessert for dinner, but we...

 Beckett : I have to get my head right. I have to figure some things out

 Beckett : I need you to trust me now. I have to do this on my own.

Please do not tell me that son of a bitch knew you better than I do.

Here's the deal : My friend just got dumped, so he's a little shy,

 Barney : The problem is, he thinks a pretty girl like you won't go for a guy like him.

 Leonard off : I can't believe you think he only wears it on Halloween.

 Leonard off : Open the landing bay doors, shuttle craft approaching.

 Foreman : This is all you get. Ortho still has the outer office.

 Chase : I don't think we're looking at side effects from the LEX-2.

 Elizabeth : Another embolism could cause a heart attack or a stroke.

 Joey : I met the director this time and you'll never believe who it was.

 Joey : Yeah, there's just one thing that might be kind of a problem.

 Joey : No, as part of the audition. See, I'm up for this part of this guy, who the main guy kisses.

 Ross : Well, hey. You're an actor, I say you just suck it up and do it.

Besides my first girlfriend was Lisa Dibertis, so I am no stranger to the mustache.

 Phoebe : Well, come on, who cares what that guy thinks. What does Warren Beatty know about kissing Ooh.

The nurse charted at 2 : 00 AM he was stable. Breathing labored, but regular.

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 House : Don't worry. Actually, I'm surprised that it doesn't happen more often.

 House : We finally have the room to display it the way it deserves.

 Monica : And got you this little plastic Navy ship! So it's a boy bath.

 Chandler : -This does butch it up a bit. -I swear, if you try it, you will love it.

 Chandler : If I do this, can we at least discuss sex on the balcony?

You're the doctor, but I'm constantly hearing this annoying sound.

 Leonard : Maybe it's a lingering bacterial infection from all those childhood toilet swirlies.

 Steph : Well, you know, if it is from a swirly, there's something I can do, okay. Ahem.

 Sheldon : ...but that isn't even the correct procedure for a cootie shot.

 Leo : But now time has run out and I have to make my next move.

 Castle : Killing a cop? You know what kind of trouble that brings.

 Castle : Well, McMurtry trusted you and look what happened to him.

 Dolan : All you have to do is sit here and wait for my phone to ring.

 Beckett : LokSat's people are CIA, which means they are experts at tactical subterfuge.

 Beckett : and he led us to a place where he knew he could lose us.

 Bernadette : from the Air Force showed up, he's been a nervous wreck.

 Sheldon : I've been thinking about what happened, and I hope this gift will make things better.

 Sheldon : Furthermore, not being familiar with Wil Wheaton's body of work...

 Sheldon : ...there was no way for you to know you were being rude to a national treasure.

 Barney : Yeah, it's boring as hell and I'm not learning anything.

 Ted : When Robin's PMS-ing, what kind of chocolate should you get her?

 Ted : Correct! And if she achieves that, will she truly be happy?

 Sheldon : That entire family is fascinated by what time it is and whether people know it.

 Leonard : You went to President Seibert's house in the middle of the night?

 Sheldon : He didn't respond to my e-mail, his phone number is unlisted.

 Sheldon : Remember the grant proposal I submitted to the National Science Foundation...

 Sheldon : ...to detect slow-moving monopoles at the magnetic north pole?

 Sheldon : ...that assures passing motorists of our mental competence.

 Sheldon : What, you think just because you're wearing a captain's uniform you're in charge?

 Chase : He's a scared, sick blind kid who doesn't want to be alone.

 House : Talking about the fact that she could have permanent brain damage

 Chase : It could be a congenital malformation connected with his blindness or a tumor.

 Chase : Exactly. We need to do another scan, then inject dye...

 Taub : it caused his initial disorientation and hallucinations.

 Chase : If left untreated, it leads to cerebral edema and death,

 Leonard : Something you're excited about even though it could give you diabetes.

 Penny : You know what? Forget it. I never should've brought it up.

 Leonard : You know I want to marry you, but you're only doing this

 Leonard : because you got fired and you're feeling sorry for yourself.

 Penny : from that movie was the best thing that could have happened to me, okay.

 Howard : But don't you think it'll be different when the child is ours?

 Bernadette : Right. When it's our kid that's ruined my body, kept me up all night...

...and I've got no career, no future, nothing to be happy about for 20 years.

 Sheldon : I don't think there's anything in this jewelry store...

 Sheldon : ...that Amy would appreciate more than the humidifier we're looking at at Sears.

 Penny : Oh, my God. Now I know what I sound Iike to you when I say stupid stuff.

 Penny : - Does she like bracelets? - Well, she's very fond of her silver one...

 Foreman : Points to a clotting issue. Clots would explain all his symptoms.

 House : There's only one thing that could cause squawking, right?

 Taub : We wanted to test for Factor V Leiden, Protein C, Protein S,

 Taub : but the hand got tired of cooperating. We finally knocked him out.

 House : or you'd have opened by telling me your brilliant diagnosis.

 Thirteen : said it had always been an issue. But what if it's a symptom?

There are cancers that cause night sweats and can lead to clots. Lymphoma.

 Man A : We've always remembered what this hospital did for Leo when his appendix burst.

 Eugene : Dr. House said to bring it over and leave it with you as soon as I could.

 Eugene : I don't know if you people have an official term for it.

 Eugene : It's hard to rush these things. Even if you've eaten a lot of broccoli.

 Scott : Look, you said the heparin would keep new clots from forming.

 Rachel : I really appreciate your offer to let me move in and everything...

 Mrs. Tribbiani : ...there'd be no her and your father would look like Sting.

 Ross : "There are three primary theories concerning sediment flow rate.

 Ross : Each of these theories can be further subcategorized into two..."

I never seen a guy stare so hard at something that didn't have chicks on it.

 Ryan : She died in a hiking accident in Angeles National Forest.

 Ryan : Bingo. The cops tried to make a murder case against him,

 Ryan : which he used to start his business and build his fortune.

 Castle : So he got away with it before, and now he's trying to do it again.

 Castle : He's trying to create the illusion that Eva is still alive.

 Ryan : He must have had someone use Eva's phone to make that call.

 Beckett : Oh, for heaven's sake! You know what? Go enjoy your date.

 Cameron : Genetic disorders could cause masses everywhere. Tuberous sclerosis.

 Cameron : Or sarcoma. He could have multiple soft tissue tumors.

 Cuddy : None of you had the sense to stop him, to pick up a phone and call me.

 Cuddy : because you're obsessed with a woman who's been dead for 12 years.

 Sylvia : - A double-barrel what? - It's a double-barrel brain bypass.

I'm going to use two scalp arteries to redirect the blood flow in your brain

- How come no one else mentioned this? - This surgery is rarely performed.

 Derek : - could rupture on the table. - But there's a chance it could work?

 Sylvia : We've always wanted to see it, we've never had the time.

 Chase : There's fresh scarring and swelling in both fundi and a bleed on the left.

 Chase : We need to wrap a dressing over your eyes to keep the light out.

 Adams : When she finds out you bought an engagement ring for another woman,

 Beckett : They can film whatever they want, Keith. You signed a release.

 Beckett : You're lucky the cameras weren't rolling when you killed James Swan.

 Beckett : Yeah, and you also said that you didn't know that he was going solo

 Beckett : But I have a witness that places you in his trailer at the time of death.

But it was like you said, I heard rumors he was cutting out on us,

He said he was working on something that'd be good for all of us.

 Keith : We talked, I left, I went back to my trailer for the rest of the night.

 College Ted : Not sure about the whole "long distance" thing, though.

 Esposito : I'll run his photo through Interpol, see if they know him.

 Beckett : What you need to do is go back to the loft and stay there.

 Beckett : And neither do you. But he was shooting at you in Thailand.

 Beckett : And he just killed Jeff Powers, your Chuck Norris lookalike.

 Lanie : But the main attraction is what I found in the man's mouth.

 Lanie : They were pried out, eight of 'em, shortly before he died.

 Marshall : - I have to save the planet! - Is it over? I call on top.

A few days later, I headed over to The Captain's building to get Zoey's box.

 Captain : You've come to rescue me from the capsized wreckage of my marriage.

 Captain : I hesitated calling you because I know you and Zoey were friendly.

 Captain : But my wife has left me. All my friends have abandoned me.

 Taub : Think his nihilism got the best of him and he tried to kill himself?

 Holt : Church and state, love. Everything goes through a third party.

When I got back to the roo there was a woman walking toward the Fist.

 Holt : All I can say for sure is she was wearing a black dress.

 Castle : If Falco is telling the truth, then with Hayes' money troubles,

 Beckett : Well, then why would he go to the bar asking about fencing diamonds?

-Mon, got any more of those salmon? -You want to eat or play poker?

I'm waiting to hear from that job. The store closes at 9 : 00. Eat then.

-All right! Your money's mine, Greene. -Your fly's open, Geller.

 Phoebe : You know what I just realized? Joker is poker with a "J"!

Meet a foreigner, fall madly in love and spend your lives together.

 Hans : I'll have you know I come from a long line of proud Von Mannschafts.

That doesn't change the fact we can place you at scene of the crime.

 Hans : Hell, I'm using Minoxidil twice a day just to keep it on my head.

 Hans : but I guess he got fed up with her and kicked her to the curb.

 Hans : She always sent expensive bouquets to his dressing room.

 Penny : Tell me how I'm gonna be a waitress for the rest of my life.

 Leonard : That is not what I said. Look, I think you're really good.

 Leonard : But this is an incredibly hard thing that you're shooting for.

 Leonard : I mean, the odds of anyone becoming a successful actor

 Sheldon : -is the element of surprise. -Well, that makes sense.

 Nora : distracting yourself from the fact that nobody loves you

 Barney : Or you could be in the 47th Semi-Annual Laser Tag Tournament

 Barney : Here's the first thing you need to know about laser tag.

 Marshall : Are you sure it's okay with Zoey that you're here for Valentine's Day?

 Ted : are moving really fast, and the divorce just makes everything

 Bareny dressed as Bob Barker : Guess who I'm going as for Halloween?

You'll have to go on antibiotics, but the threat has been contained.

The minute he's OK we have to turn him over to a mother who's going to juvie

 Tritter : look a little different than the signatures on those.

 Wilson : I hadn't thought about it. I do sign my name differently sometimes.

 Esposito : we've had multiple tips that he'd been seen in that area.

 Castle : Lower East Side's the only neighborhood he's ever known.

 Ryan : An old Russian couple, but the basement has a rental unit.

He'll want proof. - Like what, Dad's hand? I don't even know where they're buried.

Bring me a published obit, or death certificate, and we'll run with it.

 Cameron : Maybe there's an obit in the trade papers. Guy lives in Market Town.

I don't know if he grew up there, but we could check the local funeral homes.

you should try and find where they live. He said they were dead.

The odds are astronomical. Maybe Harvey burned through their money.

 Chase : Or maybe they cut him off when they found out about his proclivities.

Gotta be my bet. Go to his apartment. See if you can find his folks.

 Foreman : - This whole dating... - Time's up. Thanks for playing.

 Foreman : Hey, I've been on the scene more than you recently. Way ahead of you.

 Foreman : Most guys who aren't interested in a woman try to sugar coat it, be nice.

 In San Francisco, in a bus.Man 1 : I'm a buddhist monk slash adventure travel writer.

 Foreman : You're not even a little agnostic? Is it supposed to smell funny?

 Cameron : It's normal, Sister. It's just a few more minutes. - Mm.

 Cameron : I believe in a higher order that's in control of what happens,

 Cameron : that's concerned with the everyday workings of you and me.

 Foreman : What else is there to control but the everyday workings of you and me?

 Chase : I believe Sister Augustine has no vascular pathology, which means no Churg-Strauss.

 Foreman : Which means House made a mistake. No, not necessarily.

 Cameron : It could be something else... thyrotoxicosis or a carcinoid. I don't get you.

 Foreman : You don't believe in God, but you're willing to put complete faith in one man?

The smells, religious visions... It's symptomatic of temporal lobe swelling.

 Joey : It's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne.

 Adams : But seeing and understanding aren't always the same thing.

 Adams : I'm saying we should have picked up on the degeneration in his eyes sooner.

 Adams : We ignored them because we assumed they weren't even part of the equation.

 Adams : I may understand what it means to be disabled, but emotionally?

 Adams : He just wants to be treated like an adult. Make his own decisions.

 Chase : Hopefully, the anticoagulants keep it from killing him.

 Shaw : The better I know him, the easier it will be to catch him.

 Shaw : to the Nikki Heat character in the first place, her name.

 Castle : Guys, listen, not that I don't appreciate the royalties,

"A real estate tycoon is killed. Detective Nikki Heat catches the case

 Castle : I don't think there's a need to make it sound quite so dry. Thanks.

"In the end, when the killer's revealed, it turns out it's actually..."

 Beckett : And if you guys tell Castle about this, I will kill you.

 Castle : - What's changed since this morning? - The play that I passed on,

 Castle : - So, you got the lead? - Well, no, I still play the crazy granny.

- All right, so what's the better offer? - They have rewritten the script

 Alexis : - I'm so proud of you. - Thank you. Thank you, my baby.

 Castle : had someone looking out for her a little bit, she might still be alive today.

I was gonna wait till it was official, but I had to tell you guys.

I was planning on having a conversation with you about your intentions.

 Joey : That TV movie I went in for, did you hear anything? I think I got a shot.

 Phoebe : Okay? I mean, you didn't get it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

 Joey : No, no, you can't quit! You're the best agent I ever had.

Rejection is part of being an actor. You can't take it personal.

They said they'd never met an Italian actor with a worse Italian accent.

 Phoebe : Oh, God, there's that face again. See? I can't do this job!

 Beckett : He also has a snake tattoo running down his left arm.

 Beckett : He's done time for manslaughter and attempted murder.

 Beckett : His last conviction was for breaking a bottle over a man's head in a bar

 Beckett : and he was placed in a series of foster homes since then,

 Montgomery : Listen, four years ago, this guy took the lives of six women

 Montgomery : We know he's out there targeting his third victim.

 Alexis : Must be quite a case if it's keeping you out this late.

 Alexis : I took your advice and decided it's better not knowing.

 Phoebe : ...but according to his translator he totally gets me.

 Chandler : Anybody need anything copied? I'm going to the Xerox place.

 Chandler : Okay, listen, just give me anything I can make two of.

Are you going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the bellybutton ring again?

 Amy : I tried to get back together with Sheldon; he shot me down;

 Bernadette : Do you really want to start with one that's six-foot-seven?

 Raj : Maybe we should post a comment back to our fan and thank him.

While a fear of hospitals, that points to a more specific traumatic event.

 House : And by candlestick, of course, I mean inherited OTC deficiency.

 George : My parents are both alive and well and living in Boca Raton.

 Ross : -You need to tell her how you feel. -That's the green stuff talking.

-So when are you gonna talk to her? -Oh, my God. I have to tell her.

 Sheldon : in this very spot to break bread covered with cheese and sauce,

 Sheldon : And frankly, blood pudding is essentially the same thing.

 Leonard : You want to come with me, or do you want to sit here alone?

 Ryan : The groundskeeper at the cemetery where Nigel was buried

 Beckett : You want me to explain the dead serial killer's missing body?

 Beckett : It's his brother. Leopold Malloy is behind all of this.

 Esposito : He has no phone, no email and no visitors besides Val.

 Beckett : There's gotta be some way of proving that Leopold's behind all this.

 Esposito : I can't tell you how he did it, but I can tell you who's next.

 Esposito : I checked into the court documents on the Malloy trial.

 Esposito : Jason was the first person to testify, and he was also the first one to die.

 Esposito : A day later, Val, the second person to testify, was killed.

 Beckett : Okay, so they're being killed in order of their testimonies.

 Castle : That means he's due to die tonight at midnight. That's in four hours.

They're calling out to me. This little guy even crawled up in my lap.

Chandler wouldn't mind if I opened just one present. What do you think it is?

 Lily : A single guy and a married woman cannot be friends if one loves the other.

 Robin : Yeah, but Zoey is friends with us now, too. It's not like

 Robin : If she asks you for ketchup, tell her to get it her own damn self.

 Robin : Without her, my dinner party wouldn't have been such a success.

 Marshall : - It's not a number I recognize. - So don't answer it.

 Robin, with a Minnesotan accent : You can't not answer the phone because it would be rude.

 Chandler : Because you kept talking to him while he was trying to go to the bathroom?

 Monica : Every time I think about it, I feel as bad as I did then.

 Monica : It would make me feel better if Louis apologized to me.

 Chandler : Monica and I are celebrating our 10-month anniversary.

...and they'll seat us if we both have chicken and don't get dessert.

 Chandler : If that was true, gym class would've been more interesting.

 Ross : Aren't you supposed to be going out with, let's see, my sister?

Second, that wasn't flirting. That was just casual conversation.

If you see her, give her some really bad news, so mine doesn't seem so bad.

 Ross : My life is an embarrassment. I should just go live under somebody's stairs.

It's not that big a deal. You'll have been divorced three times.

Ross, you're being ridiculous. You are cute and smart and sweet.

 Phoebe : That is much more important than three stupid divorces.

That's not fair. Most guys that have been divorced three times are 60.

 Chase : Could be a narrowing of the bile ducts. Primary Sclerosing Cholangitis.

 House : Most liver damage begins with what we put in our bodies. Foreman?

 Cameron : No signs of drug use or acetaminophen poisoning in his tox screen.

 House : We'll try and muddle through without your blank stare to guide us.

 House : So if it's not the bad things he's putting in, what about the good things?

 House : Means he's all grown up, or he's not a vegetarian anymore.

 House : Stuff him full of meat, wait for his ammonia levels to spike.

 Cuddy : Chase and Cameron wouldn't be heading up their own diagnostic group.

 Ryan : Looks like Castle was right. His helicopter's flight plans

 Esposito : to see if Beckett's back with her old flame, Sorenson. Why?

 Esposito : All right, I'm on Sorenson. You go get helicopter boy.

 Lawyer : That doesn't prove my client was trafficking drugs with him.

 Lerner : And Chief Brady already confirmed my alibi in the Hamptons.

 Ryan : See, I think you never got over your grudge against Franklin.

 Ryan : but you always planned to knock him off and take over the business.

 Lerner : Yeah, yeah, you're close. But you just got the wrong guy.

 Lerner : Just last week, Franklin was complaining about a local.

 Lerner : I don't know a name! But Franklin seemed really spooked.

 Lerner : That's all I know. Everything else I told to Brady and his two consultants.

 Masters : Guess we can pass unethical and skip straight to illegal.

 House : Not according to the recent Supreme Court case of Bite vs Me.

 House : This is completely unethical. Why are we listening to this?

 House : Instead of a live stream, I'll get a recap from Cuddy 20 minutes later.

 House : I don't. You do. Go to admitting and find us a new case.

But l just keep picturing you rolling around with him, with your...

 Chandler : Good, good. Play more because l wanna see how it ends.

-And the way we did it was a lot better-- -Are you going to finish that sentence?

 Mimi Tan : You are the police? I'm Mimi Tan. This is my establishment.

 Castle : We'd like to ask you some questions about one of your customers.

 Mimi : Oh, not one of my customers, he's my number-one customer.

 House : Well, anything would sound ridiculous if you said it in that voice.

 Cuddy : Confirm she's faking or I'm gonna have to kick her out.

 House : Rich people enjoy a good stogie, sometimes send them as gifts.

 Foreman : Dogs can be trained to predict diabetic comas, epileptic seizures,

 Foreman : they can smell cancer. It is possible there's something to this cat.

 Marshall : Called "using 23-b-3 spurious class action precedent"

The folks behind the JiggleWags, and Happy Polly's Puppet Playtime

 Castle : are the people pulling the strings behind Beau's death?

 Beckett : Well, all we know for sure is that they were trying to dig up some dirt on Beau.

 Castle : He hardly had a sexual encounter he didn't try to monetize.

 Evan Pierce : I, uh, work in wholesome family entertainment, not smut.

 Beckett : And yet you or someone from your company hired Scarlet Jones

 Beckett : to infiltrate Beau Randolph's company and spy on him.

 Castle : We figured as founder and CEO, you might know something about that.

 Evan : So parents wouldn't have to worry about their kids being exposed

 Evan : He said he had large cash reserves and he was looking to invest.

 Evan : He said that, uh, he didn't want College Girls Gone Crazy to be his legacy.

 Chandler : -I paid for those! -You said you would, but you didn't.

What do you say to yourself, tearing down a beautiful, old building

 Ted : I teach this stuff at one of the best colleges in the country.

 Ted : I don't go down to your place of non-employment and lecture you

 Ted : about how your little protest is a misguided waste of time,

 Hans : Because you don't want to know. The things that I've seen?

 Hans : I spent three weeks in Afghanistan with fire ants crawling on my privates.

 Hans : Then they will tell you that there's been a misunderstanding,

 Hans : You will do so grudgingly, but you will do so nonetheless.

 Castle : You know, it is ironic, the one man Zack thought he could trust, his mentor,

 Beckett : I heard that you guys were pretty hard on Conrad last night.

 Beckett : it sounds like someone was trying to teach him a lesson.

 Castle : and to have you spending time with another writer, that upsets me,

 Castle : He is my mentee, after all. He really didn't do anything wrong.

 Ryan : And then he said, "They used to do this to me for talking in class."

we figured we'd take Conrad on a little field trip up to Rikers.

 FINN : - Thought I'd leave it by the door. - Didn't think it'd melt?

 FINN : - You can't operate without her? - I operate well with her.

 MEREDITH : I want moonlight and flowers and candy and people trying to feel me up.

 MEREDITH : Nobody is trying to feel me up. Nobody is even looking at me.

 MEREDITH : Do the two of you have any idea how much effort it takes to do all this?

No talking until one of you figures out how to put on a date. I want heat!

 Joey : If you don't ask her out soon, you'll be in the zone forever.

 Sheldon : Are you expecting me to offer an explanation of human behavior?

 Penny : -I gotta run. Early shift. -Okay, I'll walk down with you.

 Leonard : Doesn't have to be tonight. I'm free pretty much always.

You see, I adore telenovelas, much to the disapproval of my father.

 Beckett : Yeah, I gather that the two of you met at the opera last night.

 Beckett : Ryan, where are we on that print that Perlmutter found?

 Ryan : We got an ID off the military database and it matches our sketch.

 Ryan : He's out of Vegas. Ex-Marine, worked in private security.

 Ryan : and word is he'll pretty much do anything if the price is right,

 Ryan : If he's still in town, a guy like this won't be easy to find.

 Ryan : But we'll dig in, hopefully make some headway by the morning.

 Mia : And then a guy with a ski mask got on the elevator with me.

 Mia : Do you always eat kale for breakfast? 'Cause that is just wrong.

 Mia : And he was carrying a silver briefcase that he got off of that dead guy.

 Esposito : Well, the owner confirms it. The garage has no cameras.

 Nurse Lockheart : I'm not here to kill Heller. I'm here to save him!

 Nurse Lockheart : And then he wouldn't be able to get out of the asylum.

 Nurse Lockheart : I love him. I was just trying to protect him.

 Nurse Lockheart : We knew we had to stop the murders. It's not us, I swear.

 Nurse Lockheart : But I went to Nigel's grave, just to be sure.

 Castle : Mark, you gotta think. Did he have any friends, any relatives?

 Holtzman : And he wants his victims to see it and fear it before they die.

 Castle : Because Dr. Holtzman knew intimate details about his patients,

 Castle : And Holtzman was in New Hampshire, at Dartmouth, in 1983.

 Esposito : He's a family man. Married to his wife for 24 years.

And witnesses, they saw the victim get into Noah's car, not Holtzman's.

 Beckett : You said so yourself, you wanted him to be more formidable.

 Beckett : Without a confession, our case is purely speculative.

 Castle : Okay, so it's not just me. Walter has no real motive, does he?

 Beckett : No. I mean why would Walter help Billy kill his wife?

 Beckett : Yeah, sure, they're friends, but what was in it for Walter?

 Esposito : Hey, guys. I found something in Walter's phone records,

 Beckett : Garrison? The accountant that Michelle was so desperate to meet?

 Castle : Different hair, different nose, different chin, but...

 Jane Garrison : Didn't my husband answer all the other detectives' questions?

 Castle : Oh, he did. But there was just one that only you can answer.

 Toby : Have you ever woken up in a fleabag motel covered in your own vomit...

 Dr Koothrappali : But trust me, you don't want it for a steady diet.

 Raj : Now, you listen to me. I am no longer a child and I will not be spoken to like one.

 Penny : And FYI, you'd be lucky to have me as a daughter-in-law.

 Penny opening door to find Raj outside : No, no notes. If you have something to say to me, say it.

 Beckett : Whenever I come over here, it feels like he's watching me.

 Beckett : Not fall asleep staring into the eyes of a hungry lion about to pounce.

No, I was just thinking that maybe you could move it to another room.

 Castle : It's just, I bought Linus with my first royalty check from In a Hail of Bullets.

 Castle : He's my totem. Wild and untamed. And my bedroom is my lair.

 Beckett : Claire Samuels was killed last night and the world thinks that that was you.

 Beckett : Do you know why she went to your apartment last night?

 Beckett : Well, I mean, we're trying to figure out how she got there,

 Beckett : and your mom said that she wasn't scheduled to work yesterday, so...

Yeah, the limo company claims that the car she arrived in was ordered by you.

 Beckett : So, do you know if anyone would've wanted to hurt you?

 Mandy : Without me, who would they write all those bad things about?

 Beckett : Okay, well, the last two days, when you were out socializing,

 Chandler : And don't tell her I said this, but the woman's always right.

 Chandler : And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad.

 Mrs Cooper : ...but it's free to look upon those who do with righteous condemnation.

 Sheldon : I say you people need to stop ruining my mom's visit with your sushi...

 Howard after Raj whispers to him : He's not talking about your shirt. Your shirt is fine.

 Mrs Cooper : The trick to pancakes is bacon grease. I cook everything in it.

 Bernadette : Excuse me. You are at Valentine's dinner with your girlfriend.

 Leonard : Well, to be fair, you ate a lot of it before you gave it to me.

 Beckett : why didn't he just kill her in her apartment like all the others?

 Beckett : She must have let him in and boom, he just overpowered her.

 Castle : Maybe it wasn't that easy, look at those throw pillows.

 Castle : These pillows have been arranged with a barbarian-like gracelessness.

 Beckett : We don't have any proof that this has anything to do with the steroids.

 Alex Conrad : I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions

 Beckett : Why don't you just give me a buzz when the two of you are done.

 Alexis : What's the punishment for that? Five to 10 in mythology jail?

 Castle : You know what they're calling him down at Black Pawn publishing?

 Castle : I thought it was a compliment, but no. He's trying to replace me.

 Alexis : Dad, you ever think that maybe you're overreacting a teensy bit?

I'm sorry, I don't know understand which social situation this is.

 Penny : The building manager's showing an apartment downstairs...

 Penny : It's no big deal. I'm just a little behind on my bills.

 Penny : They cut back my hours at the restaurant and my car broke down.

18-year-old male, liver donor, no malignancy or transmittable diseases.

 Derek points at the screen : You see the tumor on her brain stem here?

 Derek : You ever had a crappy day, O'Malley? I mean, really, really crappy.

 Derek : This one just got better. You should go home, gentlemen.

 Hayley : The item in the briefcase has a rather large insurance policy.

 Beckett : You know, this isn't a treasure hunt. We're trying to solve a homicide.

 Hayley : So it was auctioned secretly in Zurich. With potential buyers bidding remotely.

 Ryan : We should get a list of the other bidders. Maybe one of the losers tried to steal it.

 Beckett : You know what? I'll reach out to the State Department.

 Esposito : Two minutes later, a subway cam caught him hopping the F train.

 Emily : This is making me crazy. I know I know you from somewhere.

 Howard : -Please don't say it. -We were set up on a blind date.

 Howard : When I got there, I asked if I could use her bathroom.

You're very pretty but look tired and should change your hair conditioner.

I would totally have sex with him if I could. Looked like you could.

I got a lot of work to do, but I was just wondering about the panties.

 GEORGE : Panties that are yours, and how they ended up on the bulletin board.

 GEORGE : No, I'm not. I'm just wondering how panties I haven't seen before...

 Beckett : Castle, why don't you see if you can get an update from the bomb squad?

 Bracken : What the hell is going on here? Who called in the bomb squad?

 Beckett : We believe someone that you know is trying to kill you.

 Beckett : which means the individual involved has access to the files in your office.

 Bracken : So you called in a bomb scare based on what? A hunch?

All right, well, this is ridiculous. Let's just get everybody back inside.

 Koch : we still have to conduct a thorough search of the building.

 Ted : I thought you said your semester was gonna be a piece of cake.

 Ted : At the time and you said, "dude, my semester is gonna be this."

 Marshall : But my professor's like the toughest grader I've ever seen.

 Marshall : To tell you the truth, I think she just needs to get laid.

 Barney : Marshall, I've thought it over and I accept your challenge.

 Chandler : I told him how talented you were and all about Days of our Lives.

You don't tell a Broadway guy that! Now he thinks I'm just a soap actor.

 Joey : In the moment, I really wanted to kiss you too. In the moment.

Thanks for showing me your semiprecious-stone collection. It's amazing.

You have to be honest. Otherwise, you may think you're going down the same path..

I'm gonna take that book and I'm gonna beat you to death with it.

Oh, good. Because so far in this marriage, I just like you a lot.

 Thirteen : For all we know, House knows you're a fan of those heels.

 Wilson : Did you just ask my permission before you took my food?

 Cuddy : Adolescent genetic mosaic, collapsed during a basketball game,

 Cuddy : The parents haven't told their son that he could have been their daughter.

 Foreman : Severe pelvic pain started during a basketball game. Could be dehydration.

 Taub : We got a kid who could mate with himself, and we're thinking

 Cuddy : Persistent pelvic pain could mean congenital adrenal hyperplasia, PMDS.

 Tes voix off : Yeah, barney and james together was a lethal combination.

 Tes voix off : James was always there for barney with the assist.

 Dr. Victor : With a radical prostatectomy, we could probably get it all.

 Chief Webber : directly into the skull without doing significant damage

 Chief Webber : other than the optic nerve, and we may be able to save that.

Show up now, be a smart-ass. We have a job to do. Where are you?

 Dylan : You're either in this thing or you're not. There is no in-between.

 Dylan : And cowboy here can get pissed off, because for all his tough talk,

 Dylan : I helped when I could. And when that shell went off in my hands,

 Rachel : That is my favorite sweater! That is my third-date sweater!

Yeah? At least I wasn't too chicken to tell some guy he was cute.

 Sheldon : I'm sorry for every mean thing I ever did or said to you!

 Sheldon : If you weren't my friend, there'd be a hole in my life!

 Announcement : The captain has turned off the fasten seat belt sign.

 Audrey : I'd be coordinating cancer awareness walks in three cities.

 Wilson : If you were implementing a social contract, you'd say that,

...they are extremely boring, how do you not kill yourself, like, every day?

 Penny : Anyway, I decided I don't need to be a scientist, I could just look like one.

 Leonard : To my bedroom so I can take everything off but those glasses.

 Barney : Think of how the american family will be strengthened.

 Barney : Being awesome, while the rest of you walked two-by-two

 Sheldon : Easily calculable. We begin by identifying the set of couples with unisex names.

 Sheldon : the aged, the imprisoned and the limbless, for example.

 Leonard : It's an amazing coincidence. Can we leave it at that?

 Sheldon : Oh, Penny, it's as if the Cheesecake Factory is run by witches.

 Penny : Oh, Sheldon, it's as if you don't think I'll punch you.

 Claire : Well, she seemed to have lost interest in standard modeling jobs.

 Claire : to attend the birthday party of some foreign dignitary

 Claire : It's common for models to get hired to pretty-up an event.

 Claire : And other girls do it as a way of connecting with wealthy men.

 Claire : Not unless there's a bigger payout involved somewhere.

 Beckett : Do you know if she took on any of these kinds of gigs recently?

 Monica : Is that what you want? Ross back with that controlling...

 Monica : ...neurotic, crazy Emily? The Emily that wouldn't let him see you?

Look, I'm his sister and I love him. I don't want to see him get hurt.

 Melissa : Do you want me to pick up the Braille writer and laptop

 Melissa : I'm his girlfriend. Is it all right if I stay for this?

 Will : Melissa can stay, and I've never had a seizure before in my life.

 Chase : They can be mild, like a loss of concentration or a muscle tremor.

 Park : A lot of times a family member notices before the patient does.

 Park : and I'm totally cool with it if you want to feel my face.

 Chase : Her point was you may not have realized you were having a seizure,

 Will : I have to pay attention to every signal my body sends or receives

 Chase : If that's true, then you shouldn't have a problem passing our test.

 Penny : I already have to buy my insurance from this place in the Cayman Islands.

 Sheldon : ...was because you were in distress, and I was rescuing you.

Yes. And look, now you have a photo to remember that heroic day.

 Leonard : You just go down to the court on Thursday, and you pay the fine.

 Sheldon : I'm not going to pay a fine. That would imply I'm guilty.

 Sheldon : Penny was the teacher. When the light turned yellow...

 Penny : Sheldon, I'm sorry. I'll be happy to reimburse you for the fine.

 Penny : You know, as soon as I get a part in a movie or my own TV series.

 Sheldon : On Thursday, I will have my day in court, and justice will be done.

 Alexis : there'd be zero chance I'd make a mistake that would affect a patient.

 Castle : You know, honey, if this internship isn't the right fit,

 Alexis : Dr. Parish gave me this opportunity, and I want to see it through.

 Gates : I don't care where Gage was unless it tells me where he is now!

 Esposito : We're not clear on that, sir but we do know how he left this precinct.

 Beckett : Which still doesn't explain why he ended up wearing those blues.

 Beckett : Why risk stealing a uniform when he could've just walked out of the building?

 Ryan : I'll tell you why. He needed something inside our precinct.

 Foreman : I thought threatening him with jail would be different.

 Foreman : It's just me telling him he can get away with anything.

 Wilson : It's your choice to make House a useful tool or a monkey wrench.

 Wilson : Because she didn't try to control House, she managed him.

 Rachel : When I read Euphoria at Midnight, I wanted to become a writer.

 Moira : While I was on the operating table, it didn't feel like a dream,

 Chase : I think it should give you solace, help you to move on.

 Sheldon : She made me spaghetti with little hot dogs cut up in it.

It's tangential to the primary story. How about I circle back to it?

The judge wouldn't let us get an annulment. Now we gotta get a divorce!

Let's get rid of this dirty diaper. I'll set you up with a clean one.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up.

 Phoebe : I broke it. All right. Well, that's just the way things go.

 Ross : Basically, you wanna use one machine for all your whites.

Look, if you don't think this kid is worth saving-- that's not what I'm saying.

You know what it's gonna be like ,trying to put an autistic kid into a nuclear scanner?

 Cuddy : You think you can get me to do anything you want, regardless of how stupid it is?

 House : Where I save lives, allowing you to brag to rich people so they'll give you more money to spend on mris and low-cut tops.

I shall not return to my office until every patented durable micro fiber has been restored to its rightful place.

 Joey : I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you..

 Serena : I don't need proof to know that I'm right. It's my job.

 Serena : I get a 1% finder's fee for recovering stolen objects.

 Beckett : see if anyone saw anything unusual in the loading bay.

 Sheldon : but I suppose stunned silence is equally appropriate.

 Sheldon : because I was told that you're the best and the brightest

 Sheldon : you are the most important electron in a hydrogen atom.

 Leonard : I found another tweet from a student at Sheldon's lecture.

 Tommy Marcone : Why you gotta sweat me in front of the whole bar?

 Beckett : I know that the two of you were stealing cars together.

 Castle : we thought maybe you'd care that Zack's laying on a slab

 Tommy Marcone : No, and your watch is too expensive for a cop's.

 Castle : Hey, everybody, a round for the house, in memory of Zack Lindsey.

 Beckett : You paid off a homeless man so that you could have the place to yourself.

 Clyde : you believe that I paid to squat in an abandoned building?

 Clyde : Stan came to me and asked for my research on the Blue Butterfly.

 Beckett : So you staked out the club, and when Stan showed, you shot him.

 Greg House : You gave him three months of being someone special.

 Greg House : You're paying the guy because he used to be boring,

 Chris Taub : But we were wondering if you'd sent the patient for any additional tests?

 "thirteen" : I won't pigeonhole the patient, so that means I'm...

 Greg House : He's a patient. You don't know him. Why do you like him?

 Greg House : What makes you so sure that drugs are a mask for something else?

 Peters : but, for the meantime, let me start with the four C's.

 Esposito : Man! Hey, how deep would my pockets have to be to afford a rock like that?

 Peters : Detective, you are not tall enough to have pockets deep enough.

 Beckett : Is it possible it's an heirloom passed down through generations

 Gates : Were we able to connect any of Alice's clients to the diamond?

 Castle : For engaged men everywhere, I can only hope it wasn't a ring.

 Ross : Why don't I come down there, and I'll take you to lunch?

Yeah, it's kind of like a "good luck on your first day" sort of thing.

I think, actually, he's only getting married so he can see a stripper.

Well, if a magician can open my beer with his butt cheeks, then all right.

 Foreman : I'm going back to bed. Dystonia's not life threatening.

 Foreman : Even if dystonia was some big medical mystery, it's not this time.

 House : You're not intrigued as to how a perfectly healthy 10-year-old boy

 Dr. Obyedkov : He repeats what people say. It's a compensation mechanism.

 Rebecca Dalton : And I'm not proud of it, but I had Michael hire a private investigator.

 Attorney Michael Grant : she realized that Derek was mixed up with some disreputable people.

 Rebecca Dalton : Because Derek didn't hang out with people like that.

 Castle : So Derek is outside his apartment talking to "Bombshell" McGee.

 Phoebe : In the long run, I think sensitive is better than having...

Sorry. I was imagining what it'd be like to catch the money bouquet.

 Sheldon : I could easily defeat you single-handedly, but the rules require four.

So may I introduce the third-floor janitor, the lady from the lunch room and...

 Sheldon : My Spanish is not good. ...either her son or her butcher.

 Sheldon : What rat have you recruited to the S.S. Sinking Ship?

 Beckett : it was filled with married men that are bored with their wives.

 Castle : A promise to each other that even though we're married,

 Ryan : Yeah, sure they're not. Where's Castle this morning, anyway?

 Beckett : He's writing down everything he can remember about the ninja fight

We did. Turns out that this bakery delivered a 40th birthday cake

 Beckett : What's Jade doing trying to get close to a guy like that?

ESPOSITO : Don't know, but I ran Saito's name through the system.

 GEORGE : I really feel like I have something to learn from you, but right now?

 IZZIE : I can't believe you let me help. Alex is cool, you know that?

 Woman : -Congratulations, you two. -Thank you, we're so excited.

While we think it's marvelous you're having this baby out of wedlock..

-We have to pretend that we're married? -I had to shave my ears.

 Sheldon : Excuse me, but I have some concerns about these questions.

Look, "How many car lengths should you leave in front of you when driving?"

- Sheldon, it's C. Just put down C. - I don't need your help, Penny.

- Listen to that little girl, honey. Put C. Next. SHELDON : No, no.

 Sheldon : Wait, no, hang on. Take a look at this next question.

 Sam : She didn't say, but she got way mad when I wouldn't give her your number.

Yeah. Man, I thought this girl was nuts, you know, a crazy fan or something?

 Girl 2 : Hey, that is Mandy! Oh, my God. Mandy Sutton is alive!

 Esposito : when I called the limo company to see if she ordered up a ride

Yeah, some guy who said that he was with her management company.

WOMAN ON TV : That Mandy Sutton, presumed dead, may actually be alive.

 Newscaster : Mandy was reportedly just spotted at trendy downtown nightspot,

 Park : Chase let me move in with him to getaway from my grandmother,

 Park : then he practically let my grandmother move in with the both of us.

 House : The only relationship you haven't quit on has been with me.

 House : Yeah, and I have seven reasons to think that she's one of them.

Two, she's still wet from the snow. She's not shivering. That's odd,

 House : When she was a baby, she chewed on herself without feeling it.

 House : It takes an imaginative leap, Ms. Morganthal. That's one of them Jew names.

 Foreman : and she'd be dead by now if she'd never been diagnosed.

 House : she knows we're not letting her go anywhere without a battery of tests.

 Sheldon : ...the completely unrelated and better word "extract."

 Penny : I've been thinking about going back to school for a while now.

 Penny : So a couple months ago, I started taking a history class at the community college.

 Leonard : It's nice. Maybe if it goes well, you take another, you enroll full time.

 Leonard : Ooh. Be sure to keep an eye on which credits transfer to a four-year college.

 Bernadette : Just throw the ball. Let's see what we're working with.

Hi, Mike. Hi, listen, l know that this is a lot to ask, but you know what?

-Seriously, l'm talking dirty stuff. -All right. Thank you. Hello?

Hi, l'm sorry about her. But actually, she wasn't wrong about the dirty stuff.

Well, l was just thinking about how much more we have to talk about.

You're gonna be starving after moving. What do you say I take you to dinner?

 Foreman : No, he thought he was on his lacrosse field. Look, I was gonna run home, shower, change...

 House : Anybody tell the family that their boy almost stepped off a roof? They must be thrilled.

 Cameron : They're not suing, but I think only because Chase asked...

Parents should be thrilled. The mom anyway. Ofcourse, the dad probably doesn't know...

Why doesn't he have M.S.? - He was on the roof, thinking he was on a lacrosse field.

 Martha : has just changed her in ways that she's just now beginning to realize.

 Martha : I think it's probably good that she's out oftown for a couple of days

 Newscaster : The burglary at what has been labeled "New York's most secure building"

 Newscaster : is clearly a black eye for billionaire developer Ronald Booth,

 CRISTINA : I'm on my knees in a puddle of coffee, and he's lying on the couch

You've read studies on recovery and depression in surgical patients.

 CRISTINA : He's got me fetching his food and the paper and his slippers like I'm a dog.

 MEREDITH : You were definitely not bringing me coffee. But coffee's good.

 DEREK : I'm told dating starts with a casual invitation over a cup of coffee.

 DEREK : Would you like to go out to dinner with me tonight? How's that?

 MEREDITH : - So we're dating. - We're dating. Pick you up at eight.

 FINN : Actually, I wasn't, but I decided you were worth a detour.

 MEREDITH : - I had a dream about you last night. - Was it a good dream?

 MEREDITH : - What's that? - Coffee cake. Best in the northwest.

 FINN : - you have to say yes. - Dinner? Tonight? How about that?

 CRISTINA : - Are you free tonight, Meredith? - Actually, I'm not free tonight.

 FINN : - Lunch? I could come here. - Volunteering to eat hospital food?

 Esposito : The DA wants to try him as an adult. That means hard time.

 Winters : Look, man, the kid did the crime, he's gotta do the time.

 Joey : but I had already handed the phone off to Shane, so I got out of there.

I'm telling U. She went to the airport, and she's gonna go for it with Ross.

Because, you know, "If you don't look good, we don't look good."

 Sheldon : We wouldn't really be playing the game right if we didn't see that through.

- Okay, we just want to say we feel bad... - Go away! Sheldon is nibbling on my...

 Cheryl : which makes sense with what happened to his dad and grandpa.

 Cheryl : I'm not worried about me. Donny doesn't know this, but he has a son.

 Rachel : Well, they have some unusual pet names for each other.

-Don't you look at her, you sick bastard! -Honey, I swear I wasn't looking at her!

 Sheldon : I know. I can see the shadow of your feet under the door.

 Howard : Actually, what you're doing is pretending to complain,

 Leonard : Don't come in here. Don't come in here. Don't come in here. Don't...

 Leonard : - What's going on? - Shh. Ramona's sleeping on the couch.

 Sheldon : I'm invoking the Skynet clause of our friendship agreement.

 Leonard : That only applies if you need me to help you destroy...

 Leonard : ...an artificial intelligence you created that's taking over the earth.

He's maturing, he's accepting responsibility, you're emotionally stuck at 17.

 Wilson : You're trying to end this conversation by grossing me out?

 Foreman : - It's the right neighborhood. - Accounts for all the symptoms.

 House : - All of them. - Leading cortical tuber's identifiable.

 Foreman : - We can do this surgically. - Tell our patient, "Congratulations."

 Wilson : Did you know the Catholic Church keeps a doctor at Lourdes?

 Wilson : But, out of the thousands of cases of people who have claimed to feel better,

 Wilson : the Catholic Church has only recognized a handful as miracles.

 Sheldon : And it is reserved for the most important and valued member of the group.

 Howard : All right, honey, if we're gonna make the movie, we should go.

I wanted to say I hope you have sex, and I hope you get back together.

 House : Wilson, he's a really good guy and he really likes you.

 Nora : It's sweet of you to stick up for your friend like that.

 House : You've been unwittingly treating it with beta-blockers.

 House : You stopped taking them and your blood pressure went up.

 House : Bread keeps popping out, and you keep calling it toast,

 House : which is weird because you've put your bread in a lot of toasters,

 House : and apparently you don't see any difference. It's kind of fascinating.

 House : Your heart's freaking out, but it's cool that you're still conscious.

 Howard : ...would you mind if I just take one picture of us together for my Facebook page?

 Sheldon : Okay, now you're going to insert the flash drive into the USB port.

I've spent the last two hours imagining various scenarios in my head...

 Leonard : ...but then I finally realized you're a human being, I'm a human being.

 Sheldon : So I'm thinking you won the Nobel Prize, what, three years ago...

 Sheldon : ...so you must deal with a whole lot of "What has Smoot done lately?"

 Sheldon : My thought is we continue my research as a team, you know...

 Sheldon : ...and when we win the Nobel Prize, you'll be back on top.

 George Smoot : With all due respect, Dr. Cooper, are you on crack?

 Melissa : He was my first client when I became a party planner.

He was actually planning a party for his girlfriend at the time.

...about that crazy night after the Sigma Chi luau where we made out.

Remember we... Come on, we had sarongs on and the coconut bikini tops.

 Thirteen : We rip out the combustion valve, replace it with this,

 House [looking At The Boxes] : Any interest I have in the human body is purely clinical.

 Thirteen [getting Out Of The Bathroom] : Yeah, that line never works for me, either.

 House [kind Of Desperate] : see if we can speed up your medical board hearing.

Get photos of Gates and McCardle to airport, bus and train stations.

 Espostio : Some guy dressed as a messenger said he had a delivery for Donna.

All that's left for you to do is to clear the air of all these murders

 Beckett : there's no proof that connects him to any of the murders.

 Beckett : The only thing that I've got him on is an assault charge.

 Meredith : We have to stash him somewhere until we figure this out.

- I can't have people finding out. - I'm not going down for this.

 Bailey calls out : Don't make me chase you down. I'm growing a person here.

 Cristina looks pointedly at Meredith : I gotta check on some labs.

 Dorie : It's Kate. She kicks me so hard it's like a belly burn every time.

 Izzie raises her eyebrows but looking at Dorie's patient file : You've named them already?

 Dorie : I know you think I'm crazy, or maybe just a little bit stupid?

We'll spend a lot of time together, so we may as well be honest.

the others could've been carried longer, been more developed and healthier.

 Lily : Up there in front of all those people who hate my guts...

 Monica : Now, I wanna make this day as special for you as I can.

 Phoebe : Harpist? My friend Marjorie is playing the steel drums.

I'm glad we're having a rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat.

 Bartlett : You're not supposed to know. Nobody is. And you can't tell anyone.

 Bartlett : I was in Thailand to attend an investment conference.

 Bartlett : I think it's best that we never speak of this again.

 Bartlett : Look, I don't know what kind of game you're playing here...

 Bartlett : Phillip Bartlett, Bartlett and Braddock Wealth Management.

 Monica : We know how tough those parent-teacher conferences can be.

 The Producer : This is Wayne, the man who created and operates C.H.E.E.S.E.

 Lucy : ...before I left my apartment, I put roll-on antiperspirant all over my body.

 Lucy : If sweat starts squirting out the top of my head, you'll know why.

It's okay. I'm trying to force myself to do things that make me scared.

 Lucy : I'd love to be able to tell the lady who cuts my hair that I don't like bangs.

 Lucy : I know. I have a two-year subscription to Guns and Ammo.

 Addison : I know what you're going to say, but if you knew the day that I had...

 Richard : And no one makes a scene in front of their peers. Get it together.

 Addison : He's not having an affair. He's not trying to hurt me. He's just...

 Addison : The only people who don't know Derek loves Meredith are Derek and Meredith.

 Chandler : I may have to bring in somebody once a week to lick the silverware.

 Joey : If I do this for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me.

Look, I made a huge mistake. I never should've broke up with her.

You know, maybe l'll stay here and practice the art of seduction.

 Sheldon : You'd never hear that kind of sass from a Nutter Butter.

 Penny : Since you're paying for dinner, I'll let that slide. Open yours.

 Sheldon : -Have you ever paid for a meal? -Not with money. Read.

 Cuddy : I like art. I'm open to new things. What's the problem?

 House : You're going to a gallery to see Venezuelan pictures that don't exist.

 Cuddy : You think you saw somebody else pick up a toy from the sandbox

 Cuddy : Maybe I just want a friend and I thought Wilson was a safe choice.

 Mrs. Foreman : I wanted to find that picture I took at your high school graduation.

 Mrs. Foreman : It's in one of these suitcases, but I don't know...

 Sheldon : I'm sorry I gave you such a hard time, I just had to be sure.

 Raj : It's pretty exciting that NASA wants to send Howard back up.

 Raj : He's forgotten how miserable he was the entire time he was up there.

 Raj : That's the dynamic. I'm the fun one, you're the buzzkill.

Gaze into our future, and think about our marriage and the days to come.

 Sheldon : Specifically, how would the Civil War have gone differently...

 Leonard : Do you understand that this was supposed to be a date?

 Sheldon : Because, frankly, you've been in a foul mood since I sat down.

 Sheldon : ...then we risk losing the medical officer that our landing party has always needed.

I'll show you how to roll your underwear and stuff it in your shoes.

 Chris Taub : Brilliant. We should search her home for FDR's remains or a time machine.

 Travis Brennan : She could have contracted it from anyone who's been to Africa, or...

 "thirteen" : There hasn't been a single American case in over 20 years.

 Travis Brennan : I've seen this disease. I know what it looks like.

 Eric Foreman : That's why you're finding it, because you're looking for it.

 Eric Foreman : Take a personal day. Seriously. Get out of here.

 Eric Foreman : But I do have the power to kick your ass off my case.

 Sidney Curtis : He's dying of radiation sickness. He's obviously in pain.

 Sidney Curtis : All of which could have been avoided if you hadn't interfered...

 Greg House : Radiation sickness kills specific cells at specific times.

 Greg House : His hair should be coming out in clumps before he's writhing in pain.

 Sidney Curtis : Radiation can cause infections, which set off neuropathy...

 Greg House : instead of putting me into a state of anticipatory sexual arousal.

 Sheldon : I want you all to know that you have no reason to applaud me.

 Sheldon : My so-called breakthrough wasn't the result of my genius.

 Sheldon : So please refrain from praising me for it in the future.

 Sheldon : I don't need to take this admiration from the likes of you people!

 Sheldon : -How do I make them stop loving me? -Invite them to live with us.

 Leonard : It must be nice to have someone do something so romantic.

 Leonard : Actually, it can be, but I told you sex doesn't count.

 Cuddy : I don't know what you want. I will give you anything that you want.

 Cameron : Can't dose her with anesthesia until the last batch completely clears.

 Kutner : Her blood pressure's in the tank. I hope she lasts two hours.

 Phoebe : I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the microscope.

 Chandler : Heckles played clarinet in band, and I played clarinet.

 Chandler : There was no club, but I sure thought they were cool.

 Howard : One day our son will marry someone and it will kill you.

No, l'm serious. l mean, if she wants to date people, fine. l don't care.

You know, l've been putting my life on hold and concentrating on Emma.

But if she wants to go out there kissing guys she barely knows, then so will l.

And then the other day on the subway, a woman ''accidentally'' sat on my hand.

 Ross : ...who totally came on to me during the interdepartmental potluck dinner.

 Alexis : I have watched or read every graduation address ever written

 Alexis : And then I read it out loud, and guess what I sounded like?

 Alexis : Everything's going to be different. And I'm so scared.

 The Salesman : Good afternoon. Are you the decision-maker of the house?

 The Salesman : ...and you just nod along, not sure what they're talking about?

 Wilson : It could swamp out the resistance of the cancer cells.

 House : And chemo is poison, and double chemo is double poison.

 Sheldon : The next clue must be hidden under one of these rocks.

 Chase : We'll keep him on the pads for another hour. Then what?

 Mom : And if something bad might happen, I'd like to know what our options are.

 Chase : The pralidoxime isn't doing him any good. We're gonna have to wire his heart.

 Cameron : - Maybe we're wrong about the pesticides. - I ran his plasma again, twice.

 Cameron : Are there any stronger treatments for the organophosphate poisoning?

Oh, damn it! You caught me. We went with the weak stuff. I was just trying to save a little money.

 Foreman : Actually, one of my professors at Columbia developed an experimental treatment for the army.

What's the success rate? - They're targeted. There's a different hydrolase treatment for each poison.

 Cameron : - What's the success rate? - Excellent, I'm sure. It's the U.S. Army.

"Be all you can be". Point is, what are the kid's chances without it?

 Chase : Minimal at best. The poison's broken the blood-brain barrier.

I assume "minimal at best" is your stiff-upper-lip British way of saying "no chance in hell".

I'm Australian. - You put the queen on your money. You're British. Call your professor.

 Chase : Think he'll make us break into the IMAX before he admits it?

 House : Something's not moving. How do you see something not move if nothing's moving?

 House : Go get me those myocytes. I want to talk to them in my office.

 House : Why do they bother putting age restrictions on these things

- I wanna get a PET scan of your brain. - I think it's hormones.

 Cuddy : As long as there's no increased activity in the thalamus--

 Amy : Which couldn't have happened if you didn't live across the hall from her

 Howard : Doesn't matter. Bernadette still would've been working

 Howard : and I still would've been working this beefcake factory.

 Wilson : And cowardice is labeling what you don't wanna change as innate.

 House : a narrowing in the base of your skull that can cut off CSF flow.

 House : But it wasn't a problem until the ECT at Breeder Boot Camp

 House : caused your brain to swell just enough to plug the opening.

l don't care if Richard Feynman was a purple leprechaun who lived in my butt.

 Sheldon : Maybe, maybe not. Maybe tomorrow l start a bongo band and tour the world.

 Leonard : No hootenannies, sing-a-longs, or barbershop quartets after 10 p.m.

 George : I know you've been going through a bad time. I know you miss Shepherd.

And I know that your life has been admittedly pretty unpleasant these days.

 George : You get points for breathing in and out. You get to be a little selfish.

 George : to not have you think of me as less than a dog that you got at the pound.

 Masters : There has to be some kind of inciting psychological incident.

 Chase : You know, when you're interested in something and nobody else is,

Hydrogen sulphide is about two parts per billion, the size of a healthy fart.

 Thirteen [with Red Eyes From All The Crying] : He couldn't do it himself.

 Thirteen [with Red Eyes From All The Crying] : The disease had progressed too far.

 Thirteen [with Red Eyes From All The Crying] : He was flailing,

 Thirteen [with Red Eyes From All The Crying] : he didn't have any control over his own body.

Wilson. This is a dry cleaner, tax accountant, guy from the bus stop.

 Chase : Do you have any idea how many electrical devices give off radiation?

 Barney : Marshall, do you know how the myth of mermaids came to be?

 Barney : You see, every woman, no matter how initially repugnant,

 Barney : Marshall, your secretary's mermaid clock starts right now.

Every time Emily's around, you talk like her. Would you please cut it out?

 House : Well, if it's fixable, the Air Force will do it for free.

 House : You think her name might be connected to what's wrong with her?

 Cuddy : I'll just tell his parents he can't check out because he has the smallpox.

 Foreman : Well, the sick babies all tested positive for echovirus 11.

 House : They have their mother's blood, their mother's antibodies.

 House : We have half the picture. The healthy kids survived because their mothers' antibodies saved them.

If the mom had C.M.V. in the past, she'd have the antibodies for C.M.V. The kid would be immune from it.

 Foreman : So, we test the sick kids' moms for echovirus, C.M.V. and parvovirus.

 House : And whichever they don't have the antibodies for, that's what's killing their kids.

 Penny : You know, the only way I could explain it would be in a therapist's office with dolls.

 Sheldon : Oh, yes, it's Halo night. Let me just dry my tootsies.

 Ramona : Didn't a great man once say, "Science demands nothing less...

...than the fervent and unconditional dedication of our entire lives"?

 House : Yes, well, we all had plenty of good reasons to think bacterial.

 Foreman : There's a thousand possibilities. We could run gels, antibody tests.

 Foreman : A thousand of them? The kids don't have enough blood.

 House : Chase, you're the intensivist. How many could we do before we risk exsanguinating the kids?

 Chase : You're talking vials, not stick tests? I wouldn't take more than five or six.

 House : Okay, so we have to narrow the thousand viruses down to six.

Don't worry about it. You're probably tired, you had a lot of champagne.

 Izzie : It's not like she actually flunked. She just didn't write anything.

 George : he slept through the whole thing, he had to repeat his intern year.

 Izzie : She can't repeat her intern year. We have to do something. Cristina.

 Cristina : I mean, Meredith and I don't fail things, this is not in my book.

It's showtime, people. Yang, you're scrubbing in with Dr. Burke.

 Bailey : Karev, you're with Dr. Montgomery. Stevens, find Dr. Sloan.

 Beckett : You guys, I need you to check on the tenants at this address.

 Beckett : Apparently, Wolf visited someone there the day that he died.

 Ryan : Well, we talked to every waiter, busboy and manager at Cafe Rex.

 Ryan : and said he sat at the same table out front, but he was always alone.

 Beckett : Why would he go all the way to the Upper East Side just to sit there alone?

 Castle : Maybe he had a rendezvous with destiny, and it stood him up.

 Castle : what color shirt do you think Madison would like on me?

 Martha : Stop frowning, Alexis, or your father will freeze your face like that.

 Alexis : He doesn't have to. I just found out I have to study slides

 Alexis : Well, when I'm studying, I'll want to be on the beach with the girls,

 Alexis : and when I'm on the beach, I'll feel guilty for not studying.

 Martha : I'm from the "have your cake and eat it, too," school of decision making.

 Castle : I'll figure out a way to take this tank of liquid nitrogen

 Castle : I'll make it rain. Your friends will have to cancel their trip.

 Castle : You won't have to choose, and then we can take over the world!

If you're talking to yourself, that's a lot of unnecessary explanation.

 Castle : That's probably how the accomplice got the body to the funeral home.

 Montgomery : Those Jersey State Troopers you had staking out the Burgeropolis?

 Montgomery : Just pulled your fugitive lovebirds from the drive-through.

 Beckett : No. You said it was stupid. And it looks like you were wrong.

 Greg : What was I supposed to do? Leave her in that prison to rot?

 Bailey : She lost a lot of blood, but we were able to replace it and repair the tear.

"Thank God" is right, because we're certainly not going to thank you.

 Nadia's Mother : I should sue you and this whole damned hospital!

or you could consider the possibility of just shutting the hell up.

who spent hours saving your daughter's life, saving your wife's life.

 George : and she is in the recovery wing of this hospital trying to recover.

 Robin : I was in the neighborhood. I just wanted to check in on you.

 Amy : and see what's going on in that pretty little noggin of yours.

 Thirteen : And even when you try to do something nice, you sound like a jerk.

I screwed everything up. I hope that we can still work together.

 Thirteen : We think her blood and immune system have been destroyed

 Cesar : We don't work with radiation. Well, apparently your girlfriend does.

 Cesar : No. She doesn't. You're wrong, it must be something else.

 Thirteen : We found reports that your company was developing tactical nuclear warheads

 Foreman : You're saying there's absolutely no chance that anyone in your company

 Foreman : is doing any experimental research that you don't know about.

 Thirteen : Maybe you don't know her as well as you thought you did.

 Foreman : We'll start treatment as soon as we get the HSC from the donor.

We can't. It's too dangerous with your immune system this compromised.

 Foreman : The more people you're exposed to, the greater the chance of infection.

Don't crawl to me in the night when you wanna huddle for warmth.

 Fox : and he told me to give the tourism guys back their signing bonus.

 Fox : But I figured, you know, Cano was reneging on a military dictatorship.

 Castle : Why would you want him to be the poster boy for the new Cuba?

 Fox : I was just as surprised as anyone that he wanted to do it.

 Fox : After everything I did to get him out back then. Have you heard this story?

 Fox : The Cubans had just won gold in Barcelona, thanks mostly to Cano.

 Fox : And I wanted to get him to the States to play in the bigs.

 Fox : Now, convincing him was the easy part. Getting him onto my plane?

 Fox : That was the hard part. We had to get past coaches, minders,

 Fox : I gave him my shiny new Rolex, and he just looked the other way.

 Fox : Just goes to show you, every socialist is a capitalist when backs are turned.

 Debbie : serving this little punk kid in first class every month?

 Alexis : So when you found out he was taking this flight again,

 Debbie : I heard about that watch, how it was gonna be auctioned off.

 Leonard : I was just going off your comment about the nice guy...

 House : Confirm Marburg. Then see if he's a fair-weather flagellator.

 Wilson : Stereotactic biopsy confirmed stage IV glioblastoma multiforme.

 Wilson : but they gave it to her anyway as a Hail Mary and just got lucky.

 Wilson : Sometimes there is no explanation. And I'm just fine with that.

 Barney : Getting a home equity loan at Goliath National Bank. I'm just saying.

 Man : - I know the place you're talking about. - No, you don't.

 Marshall : Robin, I've tried every so-called best burger in New York City

 Marshall : trying to find that burger. Or at least forget about her.

...and I fell down an elevator shaft. Who knows what I'd say now?

 Chandler : If only there was something in your head to control what you say.

 Alexis : and this could be the most important decision of his life.

 Beckett : Well, she's right, you know. I mean, odds are it won't work out.

 Castle : Thirty years of marriage and you don't know what to buy her?

 Montgomery : you'd know it's hard to stay original after the first 10.

 Esposito : Paparazzi snapped photos of him going into the Tribeca Grand Hotel

At 1 : 00 a.m. he left, at which point he relocated to a gentleman's club

 Bernadette : Things going well with you and Sheldon living together?

 House : Any idea where I can get a great big "Mission Accomplished" banner?

 House : She's broken up with Chase, and she's leaving the hospital. Still,

I don't remember. Are you talking about your imaginary boyfriend?

Will's here on business, and he didn't have a place to go, so I invited him here.

 Monica : -I still love Chandler. -Wouldn't hurt you to say it once in a while.

 Monica : Just so you know, I'm not gonna make a turkey this year..

 Kutner : None of these drugs, nor the drugs they're derived from,

 House : people should not be testing drugs because they're desperate.

 Thirteen : Phase one indicated some risk of nausea, ED and insomnia.

 House : Sex can be dismissed as hormonal or emotional, can be easily regretted.

 Foreman : Drug B is an autoimmune treatment, almost no side effects.

 Taub : it doesn't mix well with anticoagulants or anticonvulsants.

- Hey! Did you find them? - Yeah, they're stuck inside the table!

 Chandler : - We have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it!

 House : This is why colchicine poisoning causes all these symptoms, but not all at once.

First of all, there's the pain in the abdomen, the rash, the fever. Isn't that what you got first?

 House : Then the kidneys go, which is exactly what happened to...

 Brandon : - Twice with Dan and Mike. - You know what they cut that stuff with?

 House : Apparently, colchicine. Unless you ingested the colchicine through your contact lens solution,

 House : I don't know how it happened. I don't care how it happened. It happened. Start, uh...

Start Brandon on FAB fragments, and get him some Tylenol for the hair I pulled out.

 Wilson : I think you'll remember. You know, it wouldn't hurt you to be wrong every now and then.

I mean, Carol and I would be out, and she'd see some beautiful woman...

 House : And the big green thing in the middle of the bigger blue thing on a map...

 Foreman : Shouldn't we be speaking to the patient before we start diagnosing?

 Foreman : Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.

 Foreman : So you're trying to eliminate the humanity from the practice of medicine?

 House : If we don't talk to them, they can't lie to us, and we can't lie to them.

 Dr. Simpson : Edward. You look at anyone's career, you can find things that are...

 Vogler : He's personally had more complaints filed against him than any department in this hospital.

 Wilson : And he should probably reread the ethics code, but it works for him. He's saved hundreds of lives.

 Vogler : He is a drug addict who flaunts his addiction and refuses to get treatment.

 Vogler : He is a disgrace and an embarrassment to this hospital.

You shouldn't personalize this. - And by "I", I mean my hundred million dollars.

 Cuddy : Are you really willing to throw it all away because of one doctor?

 Vogler : Gregory House is a symbol of everything wrong with the health care industry.

 Vogler : Doctors preening like they're kings, and the hospital is their own private fiefdom.

 Vogler : I hereby move to revoke the tenure of Dr. Gregory House...

 Vogler : and terminate his employment at this hospital, effective immediately.

 Female Doctor : - Don't you think we should discuss this? - We just did.

 Foreman : Dr. Peter Hayes. This is Eric Foreman, at Princeton-Plainsboro.

 Foreman : You're doing a signal transduction inhibitor clinical trial.

 George : Four surgeries, four fatalities and the day has barely started.

- You're in my apartment, not my food. - Dr. Burke gave me a protein bar.

 Izzie : - I talked to the morgue guy. - The one with the unibrow?

 Alex : - Did you sneak out last night? - Yeah. I, um... I couldn't sleep.

 Addison : Four surgeries, four deaths, we could all use a little good juju.

 Monica : Tim, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, this is Tim, my new sous chef.

 Monica : Tim, I need a calamari and a caesar salad. And could you get me the pesto?

"Coming up, Monica. I have to obey you, otherwise the system breaks down."

I'll give him your number if I could just get one calamari and one caesar salad!

 Phoebe : If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows...

 Rachel : Can I borrow the key to your house so I can go make a copy?

 Sheldon : You'll be living with me because we don't live in the same house.

 Amy : You'll stay with me when he's at Comic-Con or away for work.

 Sheldon : Or if they accept Daddy's application to live on Mars.

 Beckett : confirms that Penelope was sweating her ass off downtown

 Beckett : So, whoever killed Hannah, it wasn't Penelope Foster.

 Beckett : but they did find antimony oxide on the knife's handle.

 Beckett : it looks like the knife was new or had never been used.

 Castle : So that building must have something to do with the murder.

 Esposito : But you can see part of the building's number. Ends in 46.

 Gates : And I can tell you who lives here. I know this building.

 Stone : My mom's just wrapping up a call, but she'll be right out as soon as...

 Beckett : We just needed to go over the last 24 hours of Hannah's life

 Beckett : and we were wondering when was it that you last saw her?

 Castle : Because she was killed around the corner from here just after leaving.

 Cate : because then you're freed from any responsibility for your misery.

 Cate : And, from what I hear, you have spent more time with me than with any other patient.

 House : We should be hearing from the South Pole in a few minutes.

 House : And if she did, she wouldn't open with, "How's your patient?"

 House : In this case, she conspired with your co-workers to teach me

 Joey : In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is...

 Sheldon : You should look with your eyes and not your muscular Nebraska man-hands.

 Sheldon : My problem is that I don't want you to break Leonard's toy...

 Sheldon : ...which you probably did by shaking it. She shook it, we all saw her.

 Penny : Leonard, I bought you this because I wanted you to have fun with it.

I figured I could sow some dissension and get a few ties and sweaters.

 Kutner : We weren't supposed to discuss this. We're not supposed to know.

 Foreman : He's not supposed to put his name in there five times.

 Taub : Her lymph nodes are cutting off her airway. We've got to intubate!

 Helena : Look, a standing ovation already. So early in the show.

 Rachel : - How are those tapes working out? - Good. I haven't smoked yet today.

Okay, Mon. Let's give Pete a chance. He was funny. He seems really nice.

As a joke, this customer who has a crush on me gave me a $20,000 tip.

 House : Also, I want a team leader, someone to fill Foreman's old job.

 House : We don't need any more structure. It's not like we had a near-fatal stabbing.

Where they also had gangs and pruno, but slightly less recidivism.

 Dominika : After gambling' win, lose, everybody likes a little knish.

 Dominika : They come to the apartment. They ask questions about marriage,

 Dominika : vacations, family history, what side of the bed each sleep on.

 House : We've never taken a vacation, I don't like your family, and on top.

 House : And your mother, who may or may not be dead for all I know, misses you.

 Dominika : Can it be that genius doctor is afraid to take on a silly government apparatchik?

 House : I would say more not interested than afraid but why quibble?

 Justin : The heart I have now, my mom told me the heart came from Santa.

 Justin : my mom has been praying that another kid would die for me.

I promise, next time I will tell them you're not looking for a relationship.

 House : He's not getting aggressive and lethargic. He's getting aggressive and aggressiver.

 Chase : Normal treatment didn't work. Abnormal treatment didn't work.

 Cameron : The only approved treatment left for cluster headaches is brain surgery,

 House : If the approved treatment doesn't work, we go with an unapproved treatment.

 Foreman : I had a job interview lined up at New York Mercy yesterday.

 House : Hospital for Manhattan's glitterati. Big coup. Your homies would be kvelling.

 Foreman : Didn't happen, because apparently I called to cancel.

 Foreman : It was one of the other petty, socially repressed asses I work for.

 Michael Connelly : So, what about your book, kid? They gonna make it into a movie?

 Michael Connelly : So, Ricky, what's going on with the dead swimmer?

 Alex Conrad : Reads like a crime of passion to me. I bet the girlfriend did it.

 Dennis Lehane : Yeah, the woman scorned is like the oldest rodeo clown in the book.

 Dennis Lehane : And this one book made you, like, a crime-solving genius, did it?

 Michael Connelly : You know what I did after I wrote my first novel?

 Michael Connelly : Aside from Brian, who has the most to lose if this steroid use gets out?

 Coach Rome : I was in my apartment in faculty housing that night.

 Beckett : I understand you've been to Romania four times in the past two years.

 Foreman : It's a good thing we didn't. Kidney failure means it wasn't Graves'.

 Foreman : Which he could have handled easily if his kidneys were healthy.

 Foreman : All we did was reveal a new symptom. Usually you're all for that.

You've never hesitated before. The board's turning you into a coward.

 Taub : Kidney failure on top of the other symptoms points to an autoimmune condition,

 Taub : We've already started dialysis. We need to run ANA's for autoimmune.

 House : You're right. You and the team go measure the ceilings.

I know that you're new at this, but this is unacceptable bath decorum.

 Monica : She pulled it out of me! She's like a conversational wizard!

 Phoebe : How would you like it if I sent you to Lee Majors' house..

 Esposito : You sure it's not from that little altercation you got into the other night?

 Ryan : So why don't you give us the name of your buddies, Ernest?

 Ernest : I was on Lance's side. He hired me to be his bodyguard.

The last thing I remember was a guy's foot flying across my face.

 Esposito : It's like Lance was running some kind of half-assed sting operation.

 Beckett : The club that Lance went to is a major hub for drug sales.

 Castle : He made a career out of playing drug dealers, and then he quit acting.

He said he was going out with the guys. I didn't know that was you.

...which I thought might turn into "seh-condary caregiver," but...

 Beckett : So that's how Zack made tuition and rent, all without a job.

 Castle : Now we know how Zack made his money. Why he was out all night.

 Beckett : and got in trouble with the people he was working with.

 Beckett : Bridget said that that was Zack's best friend in high school.

That's it, Scanlon's Bar, and Tommy Marcone's unofficial hangout.

 Castle : Looks like the neighborhood is mourning their local hero.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, at this point, I'm not sure that's what he was.

 Castle : Man born into hardship struggles to reach for something greater,

 Leonard : We're also getting new curtains for my bedroom and a dust ruffle and a duvet.

 Leonard : And I don't even know what a duvet is, but I'm sure if I did I wouldn't want one.

 Joey : You gotta get it out of your head that I can't take care of myself.

 Rachel : God, this is silly. I'll see you in a couple of hours.

 Castle : Besides, look at all those pages. The trees might want revenge.

 Castle : I'm telling you, the guy said that somebody wanted him dead,

 Castle : and then he ends up dead. That can't be a coincidence.

 Beckett : and on the autopsy reports it states that the cause of death was

 Castle : - Did Lanie do the autopsy? - No. But she sent it to me.

 Beckett : A guy was walking his dog, saw Mr. Mann collapse on the sidewalk.

She said that Mann left the studio at 12 : 45 in his Bugatti Veyron.

 Beckett : He's like a gazillionaire, Castle. He probably just parked it

 Beckett : and expected someone else to pick it up the next morning.

 Castle : killed with an undetectable poison that stopped the heart.

 Beckett : Need I remind you that you make up stuff for a living?

 Beckett : And if there was, there would be a whole slew of angry spouses

Let me ask you this question. How many thought the music was fine...

Okay, well, who identified this restaurant's tone as ''pretentious-comma-garlicky''?

Okay, who thinks the food is delicious and a little pretension never hurt anyone?

Okay, well, all right, who thinks the food is fine, the music was fine...

 Phoebe : ...but your evening was ruined by this incessant poll-taking?

...that she made a big deal about her friend playing her music...

 Phoebe : ...that she lashed out against her friend's cooking...

 Rachel : Now, how come you guys have never played poker with us?

 Phoebe : Yeah, what is that? Like some kind of sexist guy thing?

 Phoebe : -It's poker, so only guys can play? -No. Women can play.

I wanted to apologize if I seemed a tad edgy yesterday at my shower.

 Raj : You're right, I should finish the game. I take my plus-one long sword...

 Raj : ...stab myself in the face with it. I'm dead, I've got a date with a girl. Bye.

Ahem. Suddenly, a spectral shape rises from Koothrappali's bloody corpse and says : 

"Don't worry, buddies. Ghost Raj will help guide you through the forest."

 Howard : I'm just a tree, but if I were you, I'd listen to your ghost friend.

 Raj : Not that it's up to you to make me happy. Unless you find neediness sexy...

...in which case you're with the hottest man on the planet. Heh.

 Chase : Yes, and I could assume three or four things to fit my theory, too.

 Cameron : She's sick! She obviously hasn't been drinking enough...

 Cameron : Why? Because we stayed up all night doing exactly what you told us to do?

 House : No, because you stayed up all night doing exactly what I told you to do

I asked you what two plus two equals and a day later you tell me, "Not 25."

 Chase : This will tell us why you're sick, so that we can make you all better.

 Cameron : Anywhere moist. Around a pool, locker room, public shower...

 Conway : You might want to think about repositioning the crosswalk.

 Conway : It's technically not a violation, but the closer they are to the entrance,

Yeah, that's the problem with planned visits, administrators plan for them.

 Conway : The most recent New Jersey Hospital Accreditation requirements.

 Evan : Just let me go. I won't press charges. I'll forget the whole thing.

 House : That's probably true, seeing as how you have a brain tumor.

 Evan : You're that nut-job doctor that keeps calling my publicist.

 Evan : I run every day. I don't get headaches. I'm fine. So, if you don't mind...

 House : your average line reading has slowed from 2.1 seconds to 2.9.

 House : which means you're having trouble reading one side of the teleprompter,

But right after that, you're back out on the street looking for work again.

So I gotta say, I don't think a career in acting is the right choice for you two.

lt'll cost you $5000 to get to level three, and l don't feel any different.

 Rachel : -Why? What's wrong with these guys? -Well, nothing major.

lt's just that, you know, they're not really good enough for you...

lt's true, but it doesn't matter. l already know who you're going home with.

You won't say where you live and now I'm on the outside of your inside jokes.

 Izzie : - Now you're lying. To my face. - You're being paranoid.

 Ms. Graber : Well, I'm not seizing. But I am having an acid flashback. Does that count?

 Addison : When we were first married, we were so broke that I went on the pill.

 Addison : Chris stopped taking Communion. When he does that, he thinks he's...

 Alex : Thinks he's going to hell. He thinks you're both going to hell.

 Rose : Now can you imagine not being able to make love to your husband?

 Alex : If he found out, what? I mean, he won't divorce you. He doesn't believe in it.

 Rose : that's how my husband would look at me if he knew about any of this.

It's a wedding ring. Get rid of it. We'll throw it in the East River!

I did it, and I felt a lot better! You might even hit a seagull in the head.

 Mona : You give me a key to your apartment, and then you change the lock?

I thought we were moving forward. Now you're sending me all these mixed signals.

 Beckett : You both needed to get rid of Hayley to get the band name back.

 Zack : Okay, look, fine. He had a plan, but it wasn't to kill Hayley.

 Zack : and have her talk to Hayley, and get the band name back.

 Zack : He knew that the only way to get to Hayley was through Sky.

 Zack : She hit "ignore," but every time she did, it just rang again.

 Chandler : ...well, to always knock before going into the pool house.

-The other thing is, never borrow money. -l had no idea you had this much pride.

That's right, l do. l am your man. l'm gonna get us through this situation...

You don't like eating animals, but you love watching them tear each other apart.

 Phoebe : You don't have to go. l have something that'll fit you.

 House : Did you take anything to stay healthy? Something stronger than an apple a day?

 House : He's just tired from being in a coma so long. What'd you take?

 Dan : Yeah. My friend Elliot, his dad had, like, a whole bottle that

 Dan : he hadn't finished, so I swiped it and took a bunch for, like, a week.

I mean, there's no way I was gonna risk breathing germs on Melinda.

 House : This is the one downside of teenage sex. You're idiots.

 House : You almost killed your girlfriend. She's allergic to penicillin.

 Dan : What, do you think there was still some on my lips? I brushed my teeth.

 House : whenever she gets sick, she just gives me the prescription.

 House : By that time the penicillin was crusting up a sock at the bottom of your hamper.

 Chandler : If I don't input those numbers, it doesn't make much of a difference.

 Joey : ...and I'm up for the part of this cool, suave, international guy.

...everyone at the audition will wear ultra-hip, high-fashion stuff.

We got the proofs from the shoot with the vegetables. They sucked.

 Janice : You can wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle or Rocky and Rocky, or you can mix.

 Rachel : Amy kept kicking me in her sleep, yelling, "Myron, get off!"

But we're getting rid of her, right? Please tell me we're getting rid of her?

 Lanie : You know, you have a real gift with the details of death.

 Beckett : - I thought I told you to stay over there. - I got lonely.

Yeah, yeah. She was killed first and then posed, just like the others.

 Castle : - Something wrong? - This is a homicide investigation,

not a day at Disneyland. If I give you an order, I expect you to obey it.

- Don't try and change the subject. - Did Tisdale and Fisk know each other?

 Beckett : - We haven't found a connection. Why? - What about motive?

 Beckett : He's a serial killer. He doesn't need motive. Beckett.

 House : Only if he wants to remain a four-year-old who wets his bed.

 Phoebe : When I do, walk quickly to the door and don't look back.

 Ross : I'll be back in 10 seconds with your scotch on the rocks in a glass.

 Chandler : I don't care what you guys say, something's bothering her.

 Meredith : Don't be sorry. I'm so tired of you being sorry. Don't do it.

 Meredith annoyed : Are you concerned about Alex finding out about us?

 Meredith annoyed : Is that what matters to you? Do you really think he cares?

 Meredith loudly : Alex, do you care that I was the intern stupid enough

 Meredith loud and upset : Who's annoyingly kind and painfully smart,

 Meredith loud and upset : - and currently saving my friend's life. - Meredith. Will you just...

 Bailey : Exactly. She's lying on the operating table. Naked and exposed.

 Bailey : She's sedated, but she's probably scared out of her mind.

 Sheldon : because he's so friendly we'll just end up tickling each other.

 Sheldon : I know. It makes its own gravy... it'll slide right down.

 Sheldon : How can you miss a game you've never played before, silly?

 Joey : - Would you be willing to cook naked? - There's an ad for a naked chef?

No, but if you'll cook naked, then you might be willing to dance naked.

 Ross : ...and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table...

It's just people have to be, and especially women, need to be leery

I don't wanna see you haunted for years by something you posted on a whim.

 Alexis : You're always pushing me to get out there. Experiment. Have fun.

 Castle : He was at the club last night. Probably to finish the job.

 Esposito : Just got off the phone with an ER nurse at Bronx General.

 Ryan : Parrino was treated and released for a nasal fracture and some bruised ribs.

 Cameron : Says he hasn't performed oral sex on anyone in over a year.

 Foreman : Because he hasn't been with anyone since his last girlfriend dumped him

 Chase : We've ruled out HIV, diabetes and any other endocrine abnormality.

 Cameron : Could be autoimmune. SjÃ¶gren's decreases salivary flow,

 Teddy Farrow : I can't believe it. I mean, I saw her last night at my party.

 Teddy Farrow : She was agitated. But that wasn't so unusual for her these days.

 Teddy Farrow : Yeah. She was stressed out. Hey! Not the pink sash, the blue one.

 Female Assistant #2 : Sorry, sir. - Look, Jenna was a small-town girl.

 Teddy Farrow : - I mean, straight off the bus from Ohio. - You're saying she was an innocent?

 Teddy Farrow : - for what was coming her way. - What do you mean?

 Teddy Farrow : I mean I was thinking of making her the face of my campaign.

 Teddy Farrow : That would have meant photo shoots, magazines, billboards in Times Square,

 Teddy Farrow : travel, not to mention a very generous paycheck.

 Castle : That seems to be all pretty heady stuff for a naive young girl.

 Teddy Farrow : In recent weeks, she'd become so bad-tempered, paranoid.

 Teddy Farrow : I'd started to wonder if she wasn't too inexperienced

 Teddy Farrow : I only saw her briefly. She spent most of her time

 Teddy Farrow : with Sierra, her best friend. That's Sierra there,

 Teddy Farrow : with the wedding gown. So, if that's all, now I really must take care

 George : People have been accidentally shot in the head with nails 23 times.

 George : - Not exactly. - They don't expect you to do anything.

 Amy : ...I'm willing to chauffeur you around, and your personality quirks...

 Amy : ...which others find abhorrent or rage-inducing, I find cute as a button.

 Amy : I'm gonna go see if Leonard's room is big enough for my water bed.

-l can't believe you're not gonna. -Hey, l am not gonna rush into anything.

Usually after l have a baby with a woman, l like to slow things down!

-Honey, don't worry, it was my mistake. -No, Rach, l should've told you sooner.

 Sheldon : It's an outrage. Honestly, I'm tempted to leave the university.

 Bernadette : I don't think the service is gonna send any more people.

 Howard : Yeah, maybe it's time we just release Ma back into the sea.

 Cam : The most important letter of my life, and you're still an ass.

Yeah. Burke and I are going to talk about how hot I am over dinner.

 Cristina : - This date is such a mistake. - It's easy to get nervous on dates.

- So, you just got to be mellow... - I know how to date. I'm not you.

 Alex : Make yourself all hot and sexy for your boyfriend like Yang?

 Izzie : Cut off my ovaries and breasts just 'cause I might have cancer.

If you knew you'd die if you didn't chop off your hand, you'd do it.

 Izzie : Except when you chop off a hand, you don't kill your sex drive,

have silicone breasts, get hot flashes, and lose your ability to bear children.

 Cristina looks all ready to go : I look hot in scrubs. I'm a hot person.

 Julie : that got my husband to throw away 15 years of marriage.

I lean against things and ponder the difficulties of dating beautiful women.

 Derek : - That took a lot of nerve. - She came highly recommended.

 Meredith : Labs confirm what look like abnormalities on the ultrasound.

 Meredith : - I think you should come and see. - Fine. Let's go.

Any available IV nurse to OR Two. Any available IV nurse to OR Two.

 Castle : I found this in the archives from his first run for office.

 Castle : See, Horn wasn't wealthy, but his wife came from money.

All this time we thought that Horn was hiding his affair from his wife.

Her husband's killed. $250,000 goes missing. She doesn't say a word?

 Laurie Horn : Of course I didn't say a word. It's none of your damn business.

 Beckett : Despite the fact that it could have had significant bearing

...but we didn't want it to jeopardize our friendship, so we made a pact...

 Castle : I mean, I got a lot of questions. A lot of things I wanna say.

 Alexis : I know we're not supposed to talk about what really happened,

 Alfredo [very Upset] : - I can't move my arm! - Take it easy. Take it easy.

The Protein C side effects we were worried about, they happened.

 Alfredo : - It's okay now? Can I go home soon? - The surgery went well.

 Cameron : But all we did was fix the problem created by the medicine we gave you.

 Perlmutter : What I can tell you is, his teeth match the bite marks

 Perlmutter : and the blood on his clothes came from the victim.

 Castle : before this man died, he was behaving exactly like a zombie.

 Perlmutter : He was a live man, now he's a dead man. End of story.

 House : It's unbelievable. But I personally checked it five times.

 Cuddy : The cycler's broken. You would have had to send it out.

 House : I guess the better explanation is that the paternity test showed she cheated,

 Cuddy : You faked a scientific miracle just to win a bet with Wilson?

 House : I realize it would have been simpler to just fake the paternity test,

Letting the woman deceive her husband by inventing a virgin birth, just so you can...

 House : if the baby had been born on Christmas, not just invented then.

Really, we do realize that there's an age difference between us.

 Alice : Oh, no, but when it comes to love, what does age matter?

I realized in the last year I've only gone out with Richard and Julio.

Wait a minute, did you say black-tailed pythons from South Africa?

 Castle : Because black-tailed pythons, also known as Indian rock pythons,

 Castle : Because as a murder mystery novelist, I am highly paid to think like a bad guy.

 Castle : Here are a few fun facts about snakes, they are cold-blooded,

 Castle : they swallow huge amounts and they digest their food very slowly.

 Beckett : so they could take them up the shaft without a fight.

- And then when we came to the store... - The owner couldn't say a word,

 Beckett : Have uniforms pick up the owner, we'll meet you at the store.

 Marshall : So now you're saying lily and I shouldn't even get married?

Things I don't know, I'll learn in a place with our names on the mailbox.

 Phoebe : Definitely, yes! Let's live in an apartment we both live in.

I always wanted to say that every time I was in these rooms, which was never.

This girl, Kathy Geiger, got good grades so we blindfolded her...

 Bernadette : - God. That's awful. - No, it was funny. Everyone laughed.

 Penny : Uh, probably. It's hard to say. She kind of had an ear of corn in her mouth.

No, you're not. You're here to see if l get my underwear pulled over my head.

 Amy : Sheldon, sometimes people seek the comfort of physical contact in moments like this.

 Sheldon : I am not flying back to Texas just so my mom can give me a hug.

 Sheldon : You tell me stories about your day all the time. I don't care how they end.

 Amy : ...ways to retrain your neural pathways so stuff like this bothers you less.

 Sheldon : But I just told you, I don't have a problem with closure.

CUDDY : Well, if she were allergic to this antibiotic, we would have seen it by now.

MR. HARTMANN : Like you have the hotline on what's best for Alice. She loves me.

 Foreman : And now that he's frozen your accounts, you probably will.

 Rachel : Why is it that the second we tell you we are going out of town...

 Rachel : No, seriously. Seriously. What has happened to the sanctity of marriage?

-Didn't you spend last night at Joey's? -What are you, a detective?

 Castle : but how long do you plan on staying at Casa DE Castle?

I get the feeling things didn't go too well in DC with your fiancÃ©e, did they?

 Pi : You know, sometimes the best thing to do is talk about it.

 [The bar ]Ted : And their momentous step forward into adulthood.

Yeah, FYI, the hot water is inadequate on Machine 2, so colors only.

Four is still releasing the fabric softener too early in the cycle.

 Sheldon : - So I'd avoid using that for your delicates. - Thanks.

 Sheldon : Why don't you just take your clothes down to the river and beat them with a rock?

 Sheldon : I would prefer that you not, but I won't go so far as to forbid it.

 Sheldon : Well, I assume you're not referring to digestive regularity.

 Bailey : I know you can't see this because you're in it, but you can't help her now.

 Nicole : I'm like the oldest living prospective college freshman

 Nicole : I know you're a doctor, I'm your patient, and it's against the rules.

 Beckett : GPS puts Adams at his apartment at the time Vivien was murdered.

 Beckett : So, Vivien told her daughter that she was gonna be at the office all afternoon,

 Beckett : Let's get a hold of Steve Adams' producer, Cody Donnelly.

 Beckett : I want to see him and his footage of Vivien, first thing in the morning.

 Castle : I am so glad that you are home. You would not believe the day I had.

 Sheldon : There's Neosporin and Band-Aids in my top desk drawer.

 Leonard : He does. And in the kitchen, and in the car, and in his pocket.

 Penny : ...and I pay attention to the things you are interested in.

 Holtzman : We did everything we could for him, while he was in our care.

 Holtzman : Four years. We got him stable after his mother committed him.

 Holtzman : I thought he was just being paranoid. So I adjusted his meds.

 Beckett : And you had no idea that he was about to do something violent?

 Castle : Now, why would he do that? Wear a mask when he kills them?

 Foreman : The scan is pre-programmed. There's no risk to the patient.

 Masters : Who knows how long it's been since anyone's taken care of him,

 Izzie upset : I was jealous of Meredith and the surgery and I...

 Burke nods : - I'd have to say that it is. - Good, because I'm very competitive.

 Beckett : for a performance of a track from your new album. Is that correct?

 Regina : But I just go where they tell me to. You know how it is.

 Castle : Only, your planner told us that you insisted on having a full hour.

 Regina : Have you ever tried changing into skin-tight leather pants?

 Beckett : Well, that hour gave you enough time to get to Tyrese Wilton's studio,

 Regina : I've been with Harmony 360 for 10 years. They love me.

Both of your albums come out next week and she's going to crush you.

 Beckett : Unless someone mysteriously leaks Josie's new album online.

 Castle : Hire Shane to steal the phone. That way you can get into the studio.

 Beckett : She showed up and caught you just as you were leaving the studio.

 Castle : You fought, she pulled out her gun to protect herself,

 Beckett : So you called Shane and you got him to get rid of the body.

 Beckett : The one thing that's not speculation is that you hired DJ Beat.

 Barney : You took longer to get here, we bonded, I'm keeping her.

 Marshall : - Is this working for you? - "Is this working for you?"

 Robin : Oh, of course, because what woman doesn't like being slobbered on

 Marshall : I can't do this! I can't stop thinking about you and Robin!

 Tony : How long do you have to work for me until you get that right, huh?

 Reggie : is because saying no didn't really seem like an option.

 Reggie : But when they were walking away, the black guy called the other guy Ganz.

 Ryan : His multi-million dollar scores have allowed him to live like royalty.

 Beckett : Dissolving bullets would be worth a fortune for the right buyer.

 Beckett : Do we have an LA address for Ganz? Or any known associates?

 Lanie : He had a fractured leg that was splinted with metal plates and screws.

 Burton : Blake found the same pattern in 10 other burned buildings.

 Chandler : Really? Then how come no one here anywhere is wearing one?

If you make me choose between you and the hat, I choose the hat.

 Sheldon : of a creature that couldn't begin to comprehend anything I was saying?

 Rachel : Let's just talk. We never just hang out and talk anymore.

 Rachel : You have been in our lives for nearly two months now...

 House : She was negative for all STDs. Vascular? No, ANA was negative.

 Foreman : Makes sense given her glucose reaction was slow, and potassium's down.

 Cuddy : I assume you're thinking thyroid storm. Have you done a hormone panel?

 House : People light fires for themselves, but then they don't deny it.

 Cuddy : Potassium's what you'd expect because of the bronchodilators.

 Cuddy : and I like sex. Do I need to stitch a letter on my tops?

 Bailey trying to stop Meredith : Meredith, come on, there was too much damage.

 Bailey trying to stop Meredith : There was never anything we could do. We have to let her go.

 Addison : You're Meredith's friend. I'm the wicked witch who cheated on Dr...

 Mrs Cooper : When they're drunk as a skunk, what beverage do we offer?

 Mrs Cooper : Back home, there's a girl works at the Walmart. Tall, tall girI.

 Mrs Cooper : Thought she'd never find a man, then one day, wouldn't you know...

 Mrs Cooper : Long story short, today that woman travels the world...

 Raj : ...but the general tone was soothing and somehow I feel better. Ha, ha.

 Castle : you would put your shot at immortality ahead of another man's life.

 Castle : And if there's not a catastrophic black box satellite, there should be.

 Beckett : I think that when people are stuck together in a small space

- My God. I think I've wet my pants. - Your water broke. She's in labor.

 Addison : Call the chief. I don't want problems when I scrub in.

 Violet : Telling people to think positively, visualize their destiny.

 House : Thought you'd just jump at the chance of humiliating someone.

 House : You know, it's a real thin line between tortured genius

 House : and awkward kid who can't get girls because he's creepy.

 Violet : - How long have you been married? - Newlyweds. Eight weeks.

 Addison : The placenta abnormally attaches to the uterine wall.

 Addison : The baby has some genetic markers that don't match Carol, just Lisa.

 Addison : Which also means that the paternity is once again up for grabs.

 Fariq Yusef : you may find yourself in need of a man with my skills.

 Agent Mark Fallon : So you can imagine my surprise when I find out

 Castle : Jamal and Amir are not terrorists. You're chasing the wrong guys!

 Ted voix off : It's also important to know when to stop talking.

 Ted voix off : It's common courtesy to pretend that you haven't.

 Penny : ...I dreamed of moving to L.A. and becoming a movie star.

 Penny : Anyway, after four years of acting lessons and waiting tables...

 Penny : ...and a production of Anne Frank above a bowling alley.

 Leonard : Most of my research is with high-powered lasers, and...

 Leonard : ...to see if they can be used to knock out incoming ballistic missiles.

 Howard : When they perfect human cloning, I'm gonna order 12 of those.

 Penny : She'll have sex with anyone as long as they keep buying her things.

 Howard : If you'll excuse me, I have some bar mitzvah bonds to cash.

 Corwin : Okay, I give up. I think we should move on to our next guest.

 Timmy : He's not dead. You said earlier he was still in the hospital.

 Gabe : Yeah, and he already said he was lying about that, you moron.

 Masters : Bronchial infection must be from a drug resistant strain.

 House : A bad grade or a sleepless night. Worst case, a retest.

 Amy on webcam : Well, normally I respect your macho rebellious attitude

 Amy on webcam : but, in this case, I think you've made a foolish mistake.

 Amy : you will be dependent on other members of the human race.

 Sheldon : Your lab is funded by some Middle-Eastern dilettante?

- You're kidding. Why not? - They formed a barbershop quartet...

 Sheldon : You want me to use my intelligence in a tawdry competition?

 Sheldon : By that reasoning we should also play bridge, hold up a huppah...

 Barney : And as your best man, I have to throw you a bachelor party.

 Foreman : If we don't reduce it, it could irrevocably damage his brain.

 Foreman : Look at the monitors. He's still seizing. We need to do this now.

 Foreman : Intracranial pressure's declining. Come on, keep going.

 Foreman : and cytological examination of the subdural fluid showed no abnormalities.

 House : It does if it spreads to the sensory region of the brain,

 House : Not if the seizures are in a place you can't see on an EEG,

 House : like the area that controls the muscles supporting the...

 House : The abdominal pain, how it all started. It wasn't the stomach. It was lower, right?

 House : Like your kidneys were being pulled out through your scrotum?

 Lesley : The Physics Department string quartet needs a new cellist.

 Lesley : And now the other guys are uncomfortable sitting next to him.

 Lesley : - We rehearse on Tuesdays at your place. - Why at my place?

Yeah, Department of Energy said our regular space is kind of a hot zone.

 Howard : If you're into music, I happen to be a human beatbox...

 House : Were you able to figure out what was wrong while I was screaming?

 Park : Infection was the first thing that the transplant team treated for.

 House : They're part of the immune defense force, like the infantry.

 Barney : Ted, can you spot me for the movie? I don't like to carry a lot of cash.

 Barney : Dude, what's up with the gingerbread house? You look ridiculous!

 Ted combs his hair : I'm out the door as soon as I'm finished with my hair.

 Sheldon : in the middle of nowhere, your Nebraska backwoods skills

It's 11 : 15. I'm requesting your quarter-hourly location update.

 Leonard : Maybe it's tight because you're wearing long underwear?

 Leonard : - Why are you wearing long underwear? - You're kidding.

- Why don't you slip this on? - Said the hangman offering a noose.

Heh, well, that wasn't as entertaining as when he rents bowling shoes...

I'm sorry, Howard, but I gotta tell you, I'm a little relieved you're not going.

-l wish we could get more information. -All right, just follow my lead.

-You guys have a great place here. -Thanks. l'm crazy about our place.

 Chandler : ...do you have a history of mental illness in the family?

 Chandler : That's really not the kind of thing we're looking for.

 Ross : How do you test the temperature of the baby's bath water?

 Ross : -How do you put a baby down for a nap? -Full, dry, on its back, no loose covers.

 Ross : This is an audio question. What do you do when a baby makes this sound : 

Excellent! Now do you want another question or a Wicked Wango Card?

Don't make me climb over this stall. I'll do it, but I'll be really pissed

 ADDISON : There's no reason that this should affect me this much.

 Marshall : What do you mean something weird happened last night?

 Penny : As long as you don't feel it running down your pants, you're fine.

 Beverley : I'm noticing an immediate lowering of my inhibitions.

 Beverley : For example, I'm seriously considering asking that busboy...

 Beverley : ...to ravish me in the alleyway while I eat cheesecake.

 Sheldon : No. The dark crescent-shaped patterns under your arms conceal it nicely.

 Sheldon : ...for that dense molecular cloud of Aramis to dissipate.

 Sebastian : Well, what you can do is, you can get your board to approve

 Sebastian : That's Stoia Tucker, and they're the nice pharmaceutical company.

 Cameron : - There's a phone in your room. - Yeah, I figured that there would be.

 Cameron : It's not like the hospitals you may be used to in Africa.

 House : The nameless poor have a face, and it's a pompous white man.

 Cameron : - You just sent us off to test him... - Well, I had to get him out of there.

 Sheldon : It is only by opening the box that you'll find out which it is.

 Sheldon : ...choosing both stuffing and mashed potatoes is a starch-filled redundancy.

 Beckett : Either way, we now know that Vasily's motives cannot be trusted.

 Beckett : So you guys dig into his life and see what you can find.

 Beckett : We gotta keep him as far away from this case as possible.

and see ifthey have any intel on Anatoly returning to active status.

 Castle : the boys have hours and hours of research to do, phone calls for the case.

 Vasiliy : It is not a critical juncture? I don't want to be a shirker.

So, I wanna hear more about you. Diplomatic Security sounds fascinating.

 Sheldon : Not necessarily. I'm often surprised by my lack of familiarity with Leonard.

 Sheldon : Just the other day, I discovered he not only has a loofah, he hides it.

 Sheldon : Why do you suppose a man would be ashamed of having a loofah?

 Sheldon : I myself prefer to have my excess epithelial cells slough off naturally...

 Sheldon : ...but I don't condemn those who seek to accelerate the process.

 Sheldon : And until recently, I had no idea that despite his lactose intolerance...

 Sheldon : ...he can tolerate small amounts of nonfat ice cream...

 Beckett : Mr. Strange, did any of your illusions require the use of an explosive?

 Castle : It's probably where he'd been disappearing to every day.

 Tobias : But whatever he was working on, you will probably find there.

angry that his trick designer has jumped ship for the competition,

 Castle : kills him instead of letting his trade secrets fall into enemy hands.

 Beckett : I don't know. Hell, we don't even know if it really was murder.

 Beckett : For all we know, it could have actually been a suicide.

-Oh, God, this is not going well. -No, you're doing fine. Really.

 Phoebe : -You must work out all the time. -Not all the time. l do the best l can.

 Theodore : How could you know? Why wouldn't you punch me in the stomach?

 Beckett : and they said that Charlie was on the casino floor the whole night.

 Beckett : Yeah, but why would he kill Sam before he got his money?

 Gates : And how is all this connecte to the property in Queens?

 Beckett : that'll help make all of Sam's seemingly random actions make sense.

 Beckett : Actually, that's something that Castle's pretty good at.

 Beckett : Taking a look at what we have and then helping to find that piece.

Mr. Castle likes to throw a whole lot of crazy theorie against the wall.

The bank report indicates that Sam moved the money at 9 : 47 a.m.

If we can find out who Sam talked to or met with right before that,

 Ryan : Well, we need to know if Sam made or received any phone calls

 Amber : I told you, he wasn't on the phone, and he wasn't online.

How will it look when you get her something incredibly meaningful...

 Ross : ...and expensive, and her boyfriend, Joey, gives her an orange?

 Taub : Niceness just cost you five bucks, being an ass generally turns a profit.

 Foreman : Kutner, could you excuse us? I need to do Taub's review.

"You demonstrate a great air of confidence, which is really pissing me off. "

 Taub : He could care less about the paperwork. He's using you to screw with you.

 Wilson : Great, then she'll kill me. If I get any more drunk...

 Broda : If it's not smallpox, you can be the first one in there.

 Wilson : All right, I'm gonna get a couple of nice nurses to come in here

 Lanie : Randolph's gun is a .45. Headless here was shot with a .38.

 Beckett : Getting that body was supposed to sew our case up, not blow it apart.

 Castle : She's never not gotten something she's set her sights on.

 Ryan : Down at the college, running down that break-in, in Hamilton's office.

 Esposito : CSU found it on the roof of his building with a slug in its belly from his .45.

 Ryan : Maybe there's still time to cryonically freeze the little guy.

 Ryan : Wow. I know what we'll be doing when we're fried and don't care anymore.

It has to be 800 because all those big companies have 800 numbers.

 Joey : I don't know who made you the boss. We invented this game.

There's pizza at my place. We can eat with one hand. Are you with me?

I can't believe you talked me into this gumball-machine-looking ring.

 Chandler : When I looked at the other ring, I could see Monica's face...

 Chandler : and I could see her saying yes. Looking at this, I only see a ring.

 Chandler : Unless I look at it really closely, and then I can see my own eye.

This is the most important thing I'll ever do. I want to make it perfect.

 Thirteen : causes thrombophilia and is consistent with abdominal pain.

 Wilson sighing : Well, at least you're actually taking responsibility for once in your life.

 Wilson looking Puzzled : What about the dishwasher and the banana?

 House scoffing : I just wanted you to stand up for yourself, tell her what you want.

 House scoffing : If doing that causes her to walk out for the second time,

 Julia : For starters. I told him to leave. I don't want him here.

I was reviewing your data. You've been postdating your Friday numbers.

 Nina : -Which is bad, because...? -lt throws my WENUS out of whack.

Won't happen again. I wouldn't want to do anything to hurt your WENUS.

 Beckett : Let's talk to hotel security. I wanna see surveillance tapes

 Beckett : Okay, have uniforms assemble the wedding guests in the bar

 Beckett : I don't know. Figured the death of a bridesmaid would be right up his alley.

 Kyra : At the rehearsal dinner last night. I don't even think I talked to her.

 Kyra : She came all this way for us, and I don't think I even said hello.

 Taub : I thought for sure there'd be some yelling or profanity,

 Foreman : Apparently someone identifying themselves as Dr. Pujols called

 Foreman : You should have told me you were treating an underage clinic patient.

 Foreman : Now I'm giving you the gift of additional clinic hours.

No. You know how we're always saying we need a place for the mail.

 Joey : I started building one. But then I decided to take it to the next step.

Do you still have your old blouses and dresses from high school?

 Monica : Rach, I made a pile of your stuff. If you could just...

 Rachel : No, but they stuck me in Personal Shopping, which is a huge step down.

Where you walk around with rich people and tell them what to buy?

We switched apartments. You can't eat our food. That gravy train has ended.

 Monica : If you have the big apartment, you have to deal with people coming over.

 Ted : The most demoralizing syllable in the english language... no.

 Ryan : I texted you his picture, just to put him on your radar.

 Gwen : Alan, you're cute and I like you, but this is all a bit much.

 Gwen : You say that you're a superhero, and he's a supervillain.

 Monica : - What a pickle. - Oh, my God, everything's such a mess.

 Ross : I'm just getting some coffee so I'm alert for the wedding.

 Ross : Wait a minute. I know why I'm being such an ass. Why are you?

 Chandler : - I'm not supposed to tell you. - I'm not supposed to tell you.

 Chandler : I was really nervous. I'm told I come on too strongly.

 Chandler : And then it was really hard to sidestep that "duty" thing.

 Chandler : That was the real Chandler Bing. This is some crazy guy.

 Taub : Which is why you should accept his apology and come back on the team.

 Taub : He's annoying' he's maddening, but he makes us all better.

 Chase : I'd say I'm in the book, but not the one you'll be reading from now on.

 Casting Director #1 : The surprise is a new swing set. If you could play it less intense.

 Lily : But earlier today, I was getting ready to go to sleep and...

 [FLASHBACK. Lily tries to spread out her bed and the wall collapses]Lily to her Lithuanian neighbor : Sveikas.

 Castle : I called them both, it just goes straight to voicemail.

 Beckett : Is that who we're waiting for, over there in that room?

He's mastered the difference between "bring me the" and "pee in the."

 Rachel : I guess it would be different if I were with somebody.

 Lily : To get that last one, you'd have to break into the smithsonian.

 Lily : Oh, for the hundredth time, I'm sorry, there was a lull.

 Sheldon : ...who have agreed to speak to you on the phone right now.

Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to enlighten these young women.

 Amy : The world of science needs more women, but from a young age...

 Amy : ...we girls are encouraged to care more about the way we look...

 Bernadette : That's true. Every one of you has the capacity to be anything you want to be.

Joey, the last time an actor did something this bad, a president died.

Because, Monica, the guy's so good. And I really, really want this part.

If the old man had heard I had menopause, I'd never live it down.

 Foreman : Once these testosterone pellets dissolve, your system will be back to normal.

 Derek : It turns out I got some hormone thing. They're fixing it right now.

 Derek : You need to get these out! Okay, hold on, what's wrong?

 Cameron : Hold on! We're going to get you something to stop it.

 Tritter : Can I just assume that you told me how unfair I'm being and...

 Sheldon : Personally, I think what we did to the Native Americans was wrong,

 Sheldon : Oh, look at little Laura Ingalls, eating that peanut butter sandwich.

 Sheldon : since peanut butter wasn't introduced until the early 1900s.

 Sheldon : since telephones only existed in large cities at that time.

 Raj internally, while Penny continues to talk : Oh, my. She does smell good.

 Penny : Where I come from, someone comes into your house at night, you shoot.

I mean, all right, my sister shot her husband, but it was an accident, they were drunk.

Maybe my parents were right. Maybe I'd be better off with an Indian girl.

...and my wife could sing to my children the lullabies my mother sang to me.

 Penny : ...I broke up with my boyfriend and it's freaking me out.

 Penny : I mean, just because most of the men I've known happened to be jerks...

 Penny : ...doesn't mean I should just assume Leonard and Sheldon are.

 Raj internally : She asked me a question. I should probably nod.

 House : What's your position on the legality of illegal break-ins?

That's more of a second-week type activity. We'll do the angiogram.

 House : That's two home runs, and then she gives me back a triple.

 Wilson Indicating A Truly Horrendous Red White And Blue Chopper With Apehangers : I could see you on this one.

 Ryan : They were charged to an Amex belonging to Rebecca Dalton, 48.

 Beckett : if we just ask Rebecca a few questions tomorrow morning.

 Joey : She brought me a tuna melt and four plates of curly fries.

 Chandler : Before you do anything Joey-like, you might want to run it by....

 Sheldon : by feelings bubbling up from his human half, he suppresses them

 Amy : guided by the philosophies found in cheap science fiction?

- Are having dinner with my Dad tomorrow night. I hope that's okay.

 House : Either you're gonna call the cops again, or we're doing this.

You want to die, you can do it just as easily inside an M.R.I. machine.

So when I go back to L.A., I'm doing the Dana lectures again this year.

 Hamilton : It all sells tickets. You remember last year's lectures, don't you?

I remember the cigar bar afterwards. - The only reason to attend the thing... cigars and pool.

 Cameron : You already have the most prestigious fellowship. It's a partnership...

 Foreman : Three times the money, car allowance, moving expense, pension plan,

 Sheldon : the premise is their love seems unlikely and doomed to failure.

 Robert : There is a homeless guy who's been hanging around the last few weeks.

 Beckett : before losing his right leg in a hit-and-run motorcycle accident.

 Castle : where his former boss said he spent a lot of time in the old masters' section,

 Gates : All right. I'm releasing Lee's photo and bio to the media.

 Gates : Within the hour, every person in New York will know who he is.

 Gates : We put his face out there, it could give us a lead on his whereabouts.

 Lee's Sister : Lee's an angry guy. He has been since the accident.

 Monica : I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was very popular.

It's weird, you're starting to sound a lot like Chandler lately.

...but I'm the only one who can say "Merry Christmas" in 25 languages.

 Wilson : Normally, we'd all tell the amputee to go screw himself.

 House : Victims get pity. Heroes get adulation. It's way better.

 Wilson : and dropping it at his door, without knocking at his door.

 Wilson : Which is the point. It's easy to be nice to people you like,

 Wilson : but being nice to people you hate, that's a skill. Do it.

Then something must've happened between home and the restaurant.

 Esposito : In fact, something did. We took a look at Cory's routine.

 Castle : Good. This is the security video footage from the bus shelter yesterday.

 Castle : He is late for work. He risks getting fired just to talk to this guy.

 Castle : Right. But this is where it gets interesting. How do I...

 Rachel : Can you keep Dad occupied? I'm gonna talk to Mom for a while.

 Monica : Here you go. And write down your most embarrassing memory.

 Monica : When you're not using the markers, put the caps back on them...

 Mr. Greene : It's not a game, Ross. A woman died on my table today.

 House : We'll see if you're right. Check the blood. - Cameron quit?

 Foreman : She got fired because you couldn't swallow your pride.

 House : And put her on magnesium too, in case it is preeclampsia.

What would that have achieved? Was he gonna jump into his time machine and fix everything?

 Foreman : When a dog dumps on the floor, do you pat its head? No. You smack it in the nose with a newspaper.

 Foreman : I, uh, brought my colleague along to help out. Hi. I'm Dr. Chase.

 Chase : Well, ultrasound looks good. No sign of fetal distress.

 Chase : Well, it still could be, but it hasn't progressed at least.

 Mrs. Bing : This is so exciting! I thought we screwed you up too much for this.

 Beckett : If you're Sapphire, you're pissed that you lost your income stream,

 Crystal : You could try her boyfriend's place. They sort of live together.

 Beckett : - Looks like we found our kidnappers. - Then we should call the police.

 Beckett : On their own property, which is their constitutional right.

 Beckett : Come on, Castle. Let's see if that's where they're keeping him.

 Attorney : my client or his family again without first notifying my office,

GATES : This is the second time you've gone at the Lees with nothing.

 Gates : and he has four family members and various household help

 Ryan : The cell phone puts him in the vicinity of the murder scene.

 Beckett : Sir, we need to keep leaning on them. We need to keep the heat on.

I'm gonna do just like the Captain said, take the rest of the day off.

 Sheldon : run to Best Buy and see if they have a portable DVD player

 Leonard : It just makes it a lot harder to pretend it never happened.

Okay, are you sure? Because l am really dreading going to this party.

Mike knows l'm coming. lf l don't show up, he'll think it's because of him...

...and then l'm gonna lose face. That's a very serious thing in my culture.

All right, then you go to that party, and you pretend to be over Mike.

 Joey : Afterward, you come to my place and l'll get you good and drunk.

 Greg House : The file says she was sick before the building collapsed.

 Greg House : You know how the laughter of little children is infectious?

 Greg House : We're gonna find out which one is making her brain bubble over.

 Greg House : Which means we're making a pilgrimage to Castle Blackberry.

 Cameron : and then I qualified it, which, after thinking about it,

There's a mass lesion in the left anterior temporal lobe surrounded by oedema.

Sorry, can't remember if I've mocked you yet for being a male nurse.

 Foreman : His body is going through withdrawal. He's adjusting.

 Taub : So it's that I didn't consult you before I took the job?

You thought, why not just take Amber out of the contest completely?

 Beckett : That's a pretty good act, Joy, but the judges just aren't buying it.

 Joy : I didn't have to kill Amber to get her out of the pageant.

 Ted : I'd say hump her brains out, but someone obviously already has.

 Robin : Ted Mosby does not take advantage of poor, helpless honeys.

 Ted : Yeah, actually, there's another reason that I didn't go home with her.

 Marshall : But, but she's married. That boy needs an intervention.

They call this a love seat but I'm not feeling anything special towards you.

 Monica : -Lots of responses. -Really? Sure, we have scones left!

 House : It's one of the great tragedies of life. Something always...

 Alexis : We're studying the practical application of science at school.

 Castle : Well, we usually do all your science projects together.

 Castle : You remember the volcano we made? The flatulent robot?

 Alexis : I'm sorry, Dad. I just got excited about it and you weren't here.

 Castle : - I can stay home. - Go ahead. I'll be fine without you.

 Lanie : He's not even my first "death by falling object" this month.

 Lanie : Two weeks ago, an investment banker took a frozen sausage to the head

 Beckett : Maybe it got a little help from someone. There's markings here on the stone.

 Castle : Well, someone who wants to make it look like an accident.

But they had to make sure our victim stood there for long enough.

 Castle : Had someone tampered with the front door lock when you guys arrived?

 Esposito : Give that man a prize. Yeah, we had to pop the lock to get in the building.

 Beckett : Um... Do you know how you talk in your sleep sometimes?

 Castle : Well, I wouldn't read anything into one random utterance.

 Beckett : And the name was Jordan. You said it over and over again.

 Beckett : Nothing is a dear friend of mine. And this? This is not nothing.

 Castle : I've got nothing to hide. There's just nothing to tell.

 Beckett : Come on, Castle. You just said that you had nothing to hide.

 Castle : Yeah, but interrogating me in my sleep? Would you stoop that low?

 Lanie : Don't blame it on the chocolate, Castle. A bullet's what did him in.

 Beckett : So he was shot in the back and then fell in the mixer?

 Lanie : But before that, he may have struggled with his attacker.

 George : I shock a heart, and someone lives to see another day.

Bambi, don't say another word till after the hunter shoots your mother.

 Cristina : and an MD from Stanford, and I'm delivering lab results.

 Sheldon : I don't think you're fully aware of the ramifications here, Leonard.

 Sheldon : With the friendship clause of our agreement nullified...

 Leonard : Think, this time tomorrow, we'll be in Geneva, Switzerland...

 Penny : I went shopping today and bought special undies for the occasion.

 Leonard Penny sneezes : Or as they say in Switzerland, gesundheit.

- Previously on Friends : - I don't feel like I have a girlfriend.

You want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend?

 Rachel : Then we had this big, stupid fight, and I said I wanted to take a break.

 Wilson : The second time, he brought a transvestite prostitute to dinner.

 Wilson : Either she's changed or I've changed, but either way...

 Reese Harmon : She won the set visit from a literacy charity that Sarah supported.

 Reese Harmon : Everything was fine at first, but when she saw Sarah,

 Reese Harmon : she got in her face and started yelling, "You ruined everything."

 Reese Harmon : No, but she did write some pretty awful things on her blog.

 Reese Harmon : She got me a position at the network fellowship program.

 Beckett : "Made it onto the set, but didn't complete the mission."

But if you touch my guitar again, I'll have to pound on you a little bit.

 Michelle : She's had internal bleeding, she needs the blood to...

 House : Is that the mom? I got a good comeback if it's the mom.

 House : courtesy of a few scrumptious oysters on the half shell.

 House : There was nothing wrong with the oysters. All oysters have Vibrio.

 House : It'd give her a unique susceptibility to Vibrio, cause the swollen joints.

 House : Only if we give her high-dose ceftazidime for the Vibrio

 House : Now, Cameron, pick up the phone and give me a dramatic exit.

 House : You think I'm going to run two differentials at this time in the morning?

 Brennan : Am I not allowed to grow up and change my priorities?

 IZZIE : Denny left me 8 million dollars. 8.7 million dollars to be exact.

 IZZIE : I'm thinking about using it to travel. Maybe go to Italy. I've never been.

 IZZIE : Everyone thinks I'm not. Everyone thinks I'm... but I'm fine.

 BURKE : I got shot because I was coming back to the hospital to check on Denny.

 BURKE : Denny asked you to marry him and now he is dead. You're not fine.

Let me ask you a question : Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion?

 Pete : When I set out to create MOSS 865, do you think it happened overnight?

 Pete : There was MOSS 2 that would only schedule appointments in January.

 Pete : Just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck.

 Kim : I doubt that's true. It's a family recipe from my village.

 Achmed : she tell me someone was forcing her to pay money or else.

 Achmed : and Eddie say it was all more dangerous than he thought.

 Beckett : Now, because she's undocumented, there's next to no public record of her.

 Beckett : But I did find out that she was working at a cleaning company off the books.

 Martha : She'll probably write something negative just out of spite.

 Martha : Darling, I don't think a simple apology is gonna get me out of this.

 NORMAL VOICE If there's anything I can do to help, you let me know.

BECKETT : Mr. Carson, you worked for Graham Morton for over 25 years.

 Beckett : I understand that you were very close with his grandkids.

 Charles Carson : while still maintaining the employer-servant relationship.

 Charles : and I didn't find out until the next day what had happened.

 Beckett : She wanted to talk to you about the day that Graham Morton died.

 Esposito : Victim's name is Balthazar Wolf. He's the head chef here.

 Esposito : He was found this morning by the pastry chef, Spike Ridenhauer,

 M. E Perlmutter : Do you not see the little orange cones around the body?

 Perlmutter : commonly known as liquid nitrogen, a cryogenic refrigerant.

 Perlmutter : It instantly freezes anything it comes in touch with,

 Perlmutter : It's usually pretty safe unless someone dumps it on you.

 Ryan : our victim stayed at the restaurant long after everyone else had left.

 Monica : Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid?

 Foreman : Morphine just isn't working right now for some reason.

 Foreman : I'm putting you on a tranquilizer in the meantime. It'll work again soon.

Give up. Or are we going to wait for him to get all grown up and cynical?

 Foreman : If it's inflammation, the steroids would've shrunk it down.

 House : which has always been there, hiding behind its own swelling.

 John : You can sell it if you want to. Just promise me you won't play it.

 John : So, uh, where do you buy these things? Do they have cane stores?

Ah, don't worry about it. You'll be jogging before you need a second one.

 Lanie : Thrust angle on these wounds indicate Coonan's killer was over six-foot.

 Castle : Well, maybe instead of using a stiletto, he was wearing stilettos.

 Esposito : We know the numbers are all from the same phone tree.

 Beckett : What's an Irish street thug doing talking to the FBI?

 Alexis : It's my responsibility, Dad. Not yours. I'll find him.

 Castle : Holmes unmasks the murderer because of what didn't happen.

 Castle : We found the body here, where he took the last two bullets.

l mean, like, during your speech, he kept laughing at ''Homo erectus.''

There was another reason that l thought it was time to end it with Joey.

 Foreman : Take them with you wherever you go for 24 hours a day.

 Wilson : Piece of cake. You give them money, they give you furniture.

 Foreman : Just hang in there, and try not to talk unless you really have to.

 House : Primary CNS lymphoma with associated paraneoplastic syndrome.

 Afsoun : Four months ago, I had some vision and balance problems

 Afsoun : We were having a fling. It wouldn't have been fair to involve you.

 House : You realized you could use your death to make your magnum opus.

 They stand in a line outside his room : Mrs. O'Malley, all of his organs are shutting down.

 Richard : His liver and his kidneys are no longer supporting him.

You can keep him on life-support and wait for nature to take its course.

 Burke : His organs are shutting down. He can't breathe on his own.

 House : I'm the last person you'd ever come to for ethical advice, literally,

 Foreman : Or I respect your opinion, and I want to hear what comes to your mind.

 House : She invited any of her lesbian friends into bed with you?

 House : So, the pros are you might delay the onset of symptoms,

 House : give her an extra year, maybe three. She's still dead before you're 45.

 House : are those few years worth risking the rest of your life in medicine?

 Phoebe : -We should do something. Whistle. -I' m not whistling.

 Ross : ...he's gonna be whispering stupid jokes in your ear the whole time.

 Phoebe : Sven, I don't understand what you're saying. What is wrong with the flowers?

 Phoebe : ...and you were saying the word "lorkins," what flower would that be?

You want to be Bosley? Bosley's, like, the asexual messenger boy.

 Henry Dobson : She had a vision of being raped by a cadaver before passing out.

 Henry Dobson : No history of epilepsy, head trauma or drug use.

 Chris Taub : Bosley keeps his job while they replace five angels over three seasons.

 Amber Volakis : You mean, it appeared normal to the doc in the ER.

 Chris Taub : Funeral home prep rooms are filled with toxic chemicals.

 Travis Brennan : And cadavers. Everybody in that place obviously died from something.

 Chris Taub : I have a question. Is he the one who's not a doctor?

 Henry Dobson : Bullets aren't contagious, but infections, parasites...

 Chris Taub : You said one of us wasn't a doctor, and you called him a fraud.

 Greg House : Take Bosley and the other visible minority to the funeral home.

 Greg House : The rest of you young, white people, the world is your oyster.

 Allison Cameron : Just because he's religious, doesn't mean he won't kick your ass.

 Castle : Well, if you hadn't turned down the chance to run for State Senate,

 Javier Esposito : Bro, what are you doing? You know I got dibs on Beckett's desk.

 Esposito : No, you're pathetic. You're the one who got the crappy desk.

 Ryan : Gates, she's the new deputy chief. Beckett, she's the new captain.

 CHIEF : - Karev, you want to sew him up? - No. Forget it. I want an attending.

We're doing crazy MacGyver surgery. I want what's best for my guy.

 CHRISTINA : - Don't know what you're talking about. - You want to go head-to-head with me?

 Sheldon : I'm thinking that we set her up with a hosted turnkey e-commerce system to start.

 Sheldon : ...we should finish optimizing the manufacturing process.

 Sheldon : She has a terrible problem with moisture-induced glitter clump.

 Leonard : Thinking about adding a desiccant like calcium sulfate?

 Howard : Actually, I'm thinking about this one stripper named Vega.

 Esposito : We're about to open this trunk, so don't do anything stupid.

 Esposito : who had the stolen painting in the silver briefcase.

 Ryan : I suppose it also wasn't you who tried to kill us in that building?

 Hollister : I was laying down a suppressive fire in order to get away.

Okay. Let's not concern ourselves with who shot Detective Assposito...

 Esposito : And then you tracked him down and you confronted him in that garage.

 Hollister : Look, I was at that parking garage, but when I left, Justin was alive.

 Hollister : It's like you said, I confronted Justin. But he apologized.

 Hollister : He knew he did me wrong, so he gave me back the painting, and I left.

 Kyra : I don't know. She lived in LA and we were never super close.

 Kyra : But the engagement party was the first time we'd seen her

 Esposito : Seemed pretty sure there wasn't a killer among them,

 Esposito : but he gave me the list. He's also pulling surveillance tapes.

 Esposito : We were about to send out a search party. Where you been?

 Ryan : What? I have sisters. You should have seen their dresses. Hideous.

 Beckett : So that the bride looks more beautiful in comparison.

 Castle : Ah, see? Not a woman alive who doesn't think about her wedding day,

 Castle : Tell me you never tore a picture of a wedding gown out of a magazine.

 Beckett : I've never torn a picture of a wedding gown out of a magazine.

If I'm gonna tell you who killed him, I need to see his face first.

 Castle : I will personally arrange for you to view the deceased.

"By the power vested in me"? Castle, what the hell were you doing?

 Castle : I was trying to stop the meltdown he had when you stepped out of the '70s.

 Beckett : We already know he's delusional about what year it is.

 Leonard : While I am perfectly happy with the way things are...

...you said that you didn't wanna go out with me because I was too smart for you.

Well, news flash, lady : David Underhill is 10 times smarter than me.

 Leonard : You'd have to drive a railroad spike into his brain for me to beat him at checkers.

Next to him, I'm one of those sign-language gorillas who knows how to ask for grapes.

 Penny : Okay, I got a box, but there's no key in here. Just letters.

 Leonard : ...but there are little bubbles forming in the corner of Sheldon's mouth.

 Howard : So anyway, in the dream, you and I were ice skating, just the two of us.

 Howard : ...and twirled you round and round until your legs tore off.

 Foreman : Their eyes aren't the same color, but that fleck in the eyes...

 Foreman : Any excuse we can give the folks to justify a D.N.A. test?

We could tell them he's got Huntington's... whole family should be tested or they'll all die.

 Foreman : There's a lot of blockage. I've scheduled him for surgery.

We're gonna put a shunt into one of the ventricles to give the cerebrospinal fluid an out.

 Young Mother : No formula. Just Mommy's healthy, natural breast milk.

 Young Mother : Her whole face just got swollen like this overnight.

 Young Mother : I think some multinational pharmaceutical company wants me to think they work...

 Meredith : Whenever Rick pulled all-nighters, I'd sprinkle nutmeg in his coffee.

 Castle : that whole coffee thing, Meredith didn't mean anything by that.

 Beckett : About how comfortable your ex-wife is in your home, and with your family?

 Beckett : How she seems to know things about you that I don't know?

 Castle : Okay, see, this is why I wanted to stay at the Four Seasons,

 Beckett : I'll just be subjected to her parading around half-naked.

I won't go through with this if it'll raise the question of "us."

 Bauer : We brought them back for one final session to correct the problem.

 Beckett : And by correcting, you mean dosing them with Propranolol,

 Castle : And yet his death was staged to mirror that video exactly.

 Bauer : Why would we do that when we were just trying to make this go away?

 Bauer : Someone who knew about that tape and knew they could use it against us.

I'm gonna need a list of all of the people that knew about that video.

 Pam : or the backdrop will smack you in the head when it flies in.

 Beckett : We now believe that Justin was killed because of a video that he acted in.

 Castle : And it just so happens it was edited by Kahn Post Production.

 Esposito : It's a pre-paid. There's no way to identify the owner.

 Phoebe : I had to think about it first, but what is there to think of?

 Taub : You think he's had food poisoning every day for the last three years?

 Thirteen : which would explain his pain as well as the elevated CK levels.

 Taub : It's not a toxic reaction, it's a psychosomatic reaction.

 Taub : The pain profile showed an excessive concern about his physical health,

 Taub : Not according to the pain profile you ordered. It's not a diet issue.

 Taub : We should start him on antidepressants, for his sake as well as his family's.

 House : If you need anything while I'm gone, just ask Cameron to do it.

 Zach : So if he just stops eating quail, the pain will go away?

 Marshall : And that nude painting of me hanging behind the bar!

 Rachel : ...yeah, we got our problems, but I really wanna make it work.

Studies show that the movement and colors help their cerebral development.

l'm sorry l'm the only one who isn't in love with Gary Poppins out there.

l would never force you to hire someone you were this uncomfortable with.

 Esposito : We know that, but what does it have to do with who killed Vince?

 Ryan : You were just about to tell us. Come on, lay it on me, brother.

 Ryan : He was this close to giving up the deets on Vince's death,

 Esposito : that it had something to do with a club called Glitterati.

 Ryan : I say me and Espo take him there. Maybe it'll jog his memory.

Actually, it's been through a lot of incarnations, but guess what?

 Castle : After everything we've already done? Nah, we're too close.

 Gates : What on earth possessed you to turn my precinct into the set of Kojak?

 Castle : I'm sure in her line of work she made a lot of enemies.

 Corey : but she was just doing her job. She didn't deserve this.

 Ryan : It has always been a dream of mine to come home to a house like this.

 Ryan : NYPD, ma'am. I'm Detective Ryan, this is Detective Esposito.

 Cristina : Unkind and lacking in compassion. In front of my boyfriend.

 Meredith : I have to take out the tube that's keeping her alive.

 Sydney has an Oh look on her face but loses it quickly : Izzie.

 Meredith : - I have to kill a woman tomorrow. - And that's a problem why?

 George : - Hey, uh, Karev just called me a nurse. - At least nurses aren't butchers.

 Martha : I believe you are the most beautiful bride I have ever seen.

 Beckett : Martha, I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am to you and Alexis for...

 Martha : I brought you something. In case you didn't have something blue.

 Martha : They were given to me by my mother to wear on my wedding day,

 Castle : things went smoothly with the judge. You are a free woman.

 Beckett : that you lied to him about your affair with Randall Franklin?

 Natalia : Look, I am not denying that I was fighting with Randall.

 Natalia : We approved it last week. Next thing you know, he dumps me.

 Natalia : We were still arguing when he got a text and he suddenly ran off.

 Ryan : Couldn't get the content, but it was sent from a burner phone.

 Leonard : Are you people watching this? Is this amazing or what?

 Penny : Sweetie, that's a highlight from the '98 championship game.

Remember what he said? "Whatever you think you have is going away."

 Beckett : Espo, did Gage get transferred to Central Booking yet?

 Alexis : I tried to wait up, but you must've gotten in really late.

 Alexis : Wait, the guy who threw John Doe out the window? He escaped?

But only after orchestrati the theft of John Doe's bo from the morgue.

 Alexis : Not so awesome if you're the person who let it happen.

 Alexis : But a friend called, and I stepped away to talk. I didn't...

 Sheldon : ...and I was afraid if we ran into them on the way out, I'd be obligated to do so.

 Bernadette : I'm so disappointed it didn't work with him and Penny.

 Amy : Me too. Out of deference to them, Iet's not flaunt our happy relationship.

 Sheldon : You have a keen insight into the human heart, Amy Farrah Fowler.

 Howard : I'm surprised to see you here after it went so badly with Penny.

 Bernadette : Boy, I don't know if I could be friends with Howie if we broke up.

Let me get you some water. You need menus, or you know what you want?

 Howard : Leonard knows what he wants, but it Iooks like he's not gonna get it from you.

 Castle : It will. I'm disturbing the peace. They'll have no choice but to...

You're gonna need some help, all right, if you don't stop buzzing.

 Castle : Matter of fact, go ahead. I'm not gonna stop buzzing till you do.

 Guy : You keep that up, I'm gonna come down there and hurt you real bad.

 Beckett : Castle, you're the reason that we are in this in the first place.

 Beckett : The next time two thugs are about to jump us, and I say,

 Leo : and I'm sensing it has less to do with the two maniacs chasing us

 Phoebe : But I will definitely, definitely help you get over my sister. Okay?

- So you're really doing it, huh? - Oh, yeah. I picked a guy. 37135.

I always pictured you ending up with a tall, smart, blond guy with a name like...

 Beckett : if we finish dealing with the dead guy on the carpet?

 Coonan : Thank you for your honesty. I guess you could have lied to me.

I give kids over there a fighting chance. I get all this recognition.

 Marshall : Just once, I wish you guys would call me on Tuxedo Night.

 House : Which we won't know, because the ER put him on antiemetics.

 Wilson [looking Down At His File, Embarrassed] : Not quite sure what box to check here.

l mean, before she wakes up, and we gotta do this all over again.

l've been thinking about this. And l gotta tell you, it's not my fault.

 Monica : About that, Joey, you have to change before the party.

-I can't. I don't have any other clothes here. -Find some, please.

My father's upstairs in tears because you got blood on his dress.

 Penny : That's what I said to the woman who had her legs wrapped around his neck.

 Penny : You know, macho with the perfect body, and the hair and the money.

 Penny : You know, just once, I would like to go out with someone who is nice and honest...

 House : You sound pleased about something. Can we get to that part?

 Kunter : Among others, a big Rottweiler, who's taken over the house.

that he would've put down food or drink where the dog could reach.

 House : Start him on doxycycline. If he improves, we'll know we were right.

thought I'd print them anyway. Top one's the one you're looking for.

 Ryan : I needed the cash, I had the pills, so I thought, "Why not?"

 Ryan : The pills are at my house. I could have a friend go get them.

 Julia : It's not even a question. Of course, I'll be Rachel's guardian.

 Julia : Probably because you've been talking about him for 10 years.

 Julia : wanting to smash his teeth in with a stapler for being such a jerk.

 Leonard : small indoor church wedding, black-tie, no butterflies.

 Beckett : we know he didn't have the cranberry or the balsamic before he spit it out.

 Beckett : Then Mickey Reed didn't kill Bobby. He's not our guy.

 Beckett : Hey, guys. How do you feel about going to see a little comedy?

 Owner Of The Club : Yeah. I know. Look, I got a call on the club phone,

but he's got a funny-Iooking mustache and he's wearing a baseball cap.

 Owner : and bolted out the side after watching the comedian he came to see.

 Esposito : Ms. Santana, I'm Detective Esposito, this is Detective Ryan.

 Angel : The officer I talked to did not instill a lot of confidence.

 Angel : During my set that night, someone smashed my bike's tail light,

 Angel : banged up the fenders and scratched "late night bitch" into the tank.

 Ryan : Well, because he came to see your act on the night he was killed.

...you'd like to learn more about flags. - I can't tell you how many times...

...I've been at a party, everyone's talking about flags and I just couldn't join in.

I think it'd look more natural if you talked to me instead of the camera.

 Sheldon : A few people in the Comments section have said that my delivery is robotic.

Let's try it again. Maybe this time you could work on body language a bit.

When you're hunched like that, you're shutting the audience out.

If that person's in your life, should you do something about it?

 Raj : You know, did he say things like, "Youse guys," or "Listen here, see?"

 Howard : Why would someone want to make clothes out of your skin?

 Leonard : Now you're making me wonder if we should have met him

 Thirteen : His legs are working. Obviously his eyes are working, too.

 Thirteen : or do you want to stop him before he finishes off the drugs he just bought?

 Foreman : But it doesn't explain the rip in the space-time continuum.

 Thirteen : Wouldn't be the first time somebody lied about drug use.

 Madison : for hours on end just to catch a glimpse of him through the window.

 Beckett : He was trying to gather up the courage to propose to her.

 Beckett : So that's the store with the clearest view from the cafe.

Well, 10 years, ever since David's father hired me at his restaurant.

 Beckett : Every day for the last two weeks, Wolf went to Cafe Rex,

 Beckett : which is right across the street from where you work.

 Alexis : So it looks like I owe you one night of solo dish duty.

 Esposito : Carol, it'll be a lot easier for him if you just tell me where he is.

 Chairman : and while we have all felt from the very beginning that

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 CHRISTINA : - That makes you smart? - You're fishing through my poop.

 BURKE : - Don't take it back. - You don't know why they're fighting.

 Shawn York : But, you know, he signed over the title and handed me the keys.

 Beckett : and Hixton's signature on the car title is authentic.

 Beckett : Told her that there's something they need to talk about,

Then he gets home at 11 : 00, and about an hour later, he's killed.

 Esposito : Well, if he spent any money the night he was killed, it was cash.

 Barney : Hmm, normally a prerequisite for the women I bring home,

 Marshall arriving : To the alanis morissette concert. Who's in? Ew.

 Marshall : For me and lily and now I can't find anyone to go with me.

Good, good. If you'd said something clever, she might've gotten suspicious.

Well, I don't wanna talk to him. And I'm pretty disappointed in you too.

 Sheldon : Your accomplishment was impressive, and I'm proud of you.

 Sheldon : You said you couldn't drive me to work. This is from work.

 Raj : Why did Howard leave you in the middle of the road, anyway?

 Ted from 2030 : Lily's kindergarten class welcomed a special guest.

 Lily : And that's why farmer frank's breath smells like medicine.

 Ted from 2030 : And frank went on to traumatize lily's entire class

 Ted from 2030 : With a graphic explanation of where meat comes from.

 Ted from 2030 : So not one little scrap of missy goes to waste.

 Taub : We cut out a piece of it, good chance she's a vegetable,

 House : Do we have another patient who is almost finished with all their living?

 House : No, it's okay to stab his brain because he's dead if you don't.

 Taub : The lung inflammation is a complication of the pancreatic failure,

 Frank's Wife : You said it was extremely risky. What does "extremely" mean?

 Frank's Wife : You haven't had one visitor, not one phone call since you've been here.

 Apple : so your husband can struggle to breathe for a few more days.

What you guys do is different. I don't know if you'd understand.

 Chandler : I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the wee-ness and I'm not happy.

 Mr. Waltham : Nice of you to offer to pay for half the wedding.

 Mrs. Geller : Besides, this may be the only wedding we get to throw.

 Stella : And I'll be honest with you, I didn't even know what it was,

I am gonna do something today. I'm not just gonna sit around like some old lady.

 Ms. Cooper : I've been Joey's case worker since his parents died.

 Beckett : Well, we think that the thefts were someone else's idea.

 Esposito : Do you know of anyone in his life who might've drawn him into this?

 Ms. Cooper : No, but it wouldn't surprise me if there was someone.

 Ms. Cooper : We're trying to track him down. He may be in A.C. He's a card player.

 Ms. Cooper : And sometimes all you have is the least bad option.

 Ms. Cooper : Which brings me to the issue of what to do with Joey.

 Esposito : Whoa, whoa, whoa. He's not safe out there in the world right now.

 Ms. Cooper : Then you can put him in protective custody in juvenile hall.

 Esposito : I can't just throw him in juvie. I'm trying to gain his trust here.

 Beckett : Ms. Cooper, this boy is the key to us solving a murder.

 Esposito : That way he's not locked up but I can keep him safe.

 Priya : shall be taken to ensure an adequate supply of hot water."

 Raj : This is the most delightfully cruel thing we've done to Sheldon

 House : I'm surprised that tourism isn't a bigger industry up there.

 House : 22 weeks is enough for an embryo to grow arms and legs.

 Ali : An arbitrary line drawn by a bunch of sad, old men in robes.

Didn't think of youas a guy who followed rules just because they were rules.

 House : Do you happen to know the way to the Icelandic consulate?

 House : This young woman, a stranger to me, was just asking directions.

 Cuddy : And if I see you on hospital grounds again, I will call the police.

 Amy : If playing that game is more important than honoring your commitment to me...

 Sheldon : ...provided the old gal's candle blow is clean and dry.

 Leonard : Pick up a Y chromosome while you were there? You might be short one.

 Derek : Sometimes boyfriends can be jerks. Doesn't mean you stop talking to them.

 Meredith : You yelled at me for no reason and then you walked away.

He needs an endoscopy. And Bailey won't let me be the intern on this case.

She said I could pick and I wondered if Cristina could be the intern?

 CHRISTINA : Your dad better get something interesting wrong with him real fast.

- Tell me why you put up with this? - He'll crack and let me in on a case.

There you are. What, did you go all the way to New York for my pastrami?

 ADDISON : Part of your job is to teach. Your interns aren't your slaves.

Sloan. He's using his interns to pick up his dry cleaning and lunch.

 Ryan : He's got an apartment up on four, and guess who's got the keys?

 Beckett : - Well, he wasn't a total bachelor. - What makes you think that?

 Beckett : All suggesting that he was in a casual but steady relationship.

However, I do think you've misjudged the relationship only slightly.

Judging from the condition, I'd say she's read it more than once,

meaning that she's a woman on the other side of a search for identity.

A romantic, someone who wouldn't be satisfied with just a casual relationship.

The neighbor on two says the front door worked just fine at 7 : 00.

 Beckett : Which means that the killer must've tampered with it after that.

 Castle : on who might want to drop a gargoyle on Mr. Medina's head.

 Beckett : Either you're being a good cop, or you just want to go to the museum.

 Cristina : someone lacking in compassion would be concerned with.

 Burke : Never in my career have I questioned a fellow surgeon in their OR.

And don't believe 2519 when she tells you that she went to the bathroom.

She says she went to the bathroom and then she's back here two days later.

Sheldon, I do hope you forgive me for my inappropriate behavior last night.

 Leonard : Wait a minute, what are you talking about? What inappropriate behavior?

 Beverley : And I want you to take very good care of this young woman.

 Beverley : She doesn't have much in the way of career prospects.

 Beverley : Don't make her responsible for her own orgasms as well.

 Leonard : Remember when I was complaining that you don't communicate with me enough?

 Rachel voice Rough : all I kept thinking about was the two of you together,

I've been an idiot. I don't need anything else. I just need you.

 Chase : which could be caused by or associated with any of these conditions.

Unless I'm stepping on some toes, in which case I could just mosey on.

You guys, what do we do about Ross? He drove all the way up here.

 Chip : This is what happens when you try to barge through to see the Blake.

 Chip : Yeah, I'm guessing those eager fans did not get an autograph.

 Beckett : And the last thing I want to do is have to worry about you with other women.

 Castle : We just have to live with the questions and find our way.

 Beckett : Can we say that we will talk about dating other people,

Okay, good. 'Cause I have a gun, and you don't really have a choice.

 Beckett : She might have friends out there. Can you see if she contacted any of them?

 Castle : and then uses his girlfriend's research to build profiles on the victims.

 Esposito : Paul Reynolds, AKA Chad Nellis. He's served on check fraud,

 Castle : - Shopping, are we? - Paul Reynolds, you're under arrest

 Beckett : on suspicion of theft and conspiracy to commit murder.

 Beckett : He's just a foot soldier. We're looking for his general.

 Paul : A guy like me? You know they would've eaten me alive in there.

 Paul : I mean, I was trying to go straight, but he said that I owed him.

 Mitchell : names, addresses. I took photographs of all their jewelry,

- It's not fair. It's my money. - I know, but it's what Bread wanted.

- Why she didn't upset? - Because she just find out and cut the wire.

 Joey : I get the medical award for separating the Siamese twins.

 Joey : Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramon...

 Joey : ...where I find the world's biggest emerald. It's really big.

 Raj : Which is cool. I eat alone, I sleep alone, I cry alone, so...

 Sheldon : ...to provide Amy with conversation and casual physical contact.

 Sheldon : But nowhere is it specified that I can't outsource that to an Indian.

 Bernadette on webcam : - Howie? - Hey, there's my beautiful bride.

 Cristina : You did a cutthroat thing. Deal. Don't come to me for absolution.

 Cristina : No, screw you. I don't get picked for surgeries 'cause I slept with my boss,

 Cristina : and I didn't get into med school 'cause I have a famous mother.

 House : Only proving that our guy got his hands on the good stuff.

 Foreman : The negative test at least means steroids is less likely.

 Foreman : Repeated head trauma could damage the base of the brain,

 Chase : Could cause the excess hormones that could cause the rage

 House : Fine. Bilateral venous sampling to find the elevated GnRH,

 House : in which case, our guy got his hands on the good stuff.

 House : Your older brother, in case your confusion is related...

Yeah. You know, if it's not a headboard, it's just not worth it.

 Sarah : Breathe, baby. It's okay. Breathe. I need you to breathe.

 Chase : All right. Hold still, Gabe. This is gonna be a little uncomfortable.

Airway's too tight. - What's wrong? What's wrong? No, you're killing him!

Jeffrey! Let them do their job. - Airway's too tight. Get me a smaller tube.

 Chase : - Foreman, you're not getting through. - He's not getting air.

 Wilson : And since when did you start referring to hookers as girlfriends?

 House : Cuddy and I are now Cuddy and I. There's an "l" in "Cuddy."

 Wilson : House, it's okay. Almost all addicts relapse a few times.

 House : Probably something to do with shutting you up. That's my go-to idea.

 Penny : Okay. Yeah, well, I'm just gonna go eat my dinner elsewhere.

You put it in front of "wine" or "dining" and you've really got something.

 Leonard : Okay, well, let me ask you this, how was last night for you?

 Pastor Bob : He said if I gave him $25,000, he would make them disappear forever,

and if I didn't, he would release them to the Willow Creek Register.

I think we have a pretty good picture. May have a few pictures, actually.

 Pastor Bob : I was supposed to meet him here this morning with the money.

 Pastor Bob : He was going to hand over the laptop and the photos,

 Beckett : So you have no idea where Rogan is, or who might've taken him?

 Castle : So, your husband is hijacking someone else's blackmail.

 Sheldon : May I suggest that your criticism is based on jealousy.

 Sheldon : whom you may recall as the girlfriend of Russell Crowe

 Leonard : 12 years after high school, and I'm still at the nerd table.

 Sheldon : Aren't you slicing that man's brain a little too thin?

 Amy : For examination under a two- photon microscope, it's fine.

 Sheldon : If the correct way to do it is the wrong way, then I yield.

 Man : The drone strikes that he supports kill innocent children.

 Lopez : Little too soon for that kind of talk, but I appreciate the thought.

 Carl Sheldon : You're being very coy about your aspirations, Alex.

 Carl Sheldon : But you obviously have some or you wouldn't be here.

Well, for now, I'm just happy to serve the people of my district.

 Thirteen : Revelations like that might just earn her a new kidney.

 Thirteen : One of Frankie's readers asking how hard it would be to donate.

 Chase : Last night I acted like a complete tosser to prove to House

 Thirteen : Please don't define my entire gender based on one night.

 Chase : No. What if the patient's problem is a physical reaction,

 Chase : What if her lack of arousal had nothing to do with their fight?

 Chase : Sorry for keeping you up. I thought it better not to wait till morning.

So you think I might have this Sjogrens because of my lack of discharge?

 Frankie : And a little crazy, you're thinking, to share that much.

 Chase : Not crazy, unusual, to be so intimate with people you don't know.

 Simon : then yes, of course, damn right you could change the future.

We don't know who, but when they did, the numbers, they started to spike.

 Simon : But when it does, whatever chain of events that has just started now

 Simon : will result in billions of deaths that did not otherwise occur.

Okay, um, Mr. Doyle, let's say that you are indeed from the future.

 Beckett : I mean, how does her death change things so radically?

 Castle : Which is why they sent you back, why you accosted her.

 Simon : To find out why she was targeted, why this person would torture her.

 Simon : I don't know what, some piece of information. Listen, it doesn't matter.

No, man, I'm talking to people who still think the Earth is flat.

 Esposito : His fingerprints are a match for the ones we pulled from the crime scene.

 Dr. Burke : It's not going to stop. Not without time and treatment.

 Dr. Burke : The psychological trauma is every bit as real as the physical trauma.

 Beckett : I don't have time to get all weepy over a couple of scars.

 Dr. Burke : Walking around feeling like you have crosshairs on your back?

 Beckett : Look, there's got to be a pill out there, or something, right?

 Dr. Burke : I think you should consider stepping away from the case.

 Esposito : Hell, it was bad for me when I came back, and I never took a bullet.

 Leonard : Just hiding some stuff in your closet, don't tell Penny.

 Bartender : he was doing this for some girl that used to work here. waitress.

 Beckett : Well, all we know is that the Saldana brothers alibied out.

 Aida : But from taking ESL class, I get self-esteem and I demand my money.

 Aida : He say he would stand up to them and get all my money back.

 Ryan : Okay, if that's the case, then why didn't Eddie give you the money?

 Aida : He call me yesterday morning to say he got $10,000 for me.

 Aida : I just had to wait, because he was not coming to class that day.

 Aida : He tell me he was helping another student with a problem,

 Esposito : Wait, Eddie was helping another student from the class? who?

 Cuddy : You, on the other hand, why do you care? He isn't hurting anyone.

 Wilson : You're the first boss he's ever had who could handle him.

 Wilson : and get out there and start kicking him where he needs kicking.

 Mr Rostenkowski : There's enough droppings down here without you making more.

 Eddie : I had to do something. I couldn't just sit and watch and...

 Cross : Leaving me SOL. Until you told me about the Iranian rial.

Right. It's old-school spy craft. But Gemini knows all the old tricks,

 Cross : I traced Ted's trail back to an apartment on East 38th Street,

 Cross : And I made my way back to the car, but he was right on my tail.

 Beckett : Look, this is an incredible story and I can see where Castle gets his talent,

 Newscaster : the pursuit began with gunshots at an apartment on East 38th Street,

 Newscaster : where two unidentified men were involved in a gun battle.

 Esposito : So, whatever our boy Ted was into, it's all some crazy-ass spy stuff.

 Raj : It's also a live mine, so there'll be dynamite explosions

Yo. Uniform in Queens just spotted that stolen red van off the APB.

 Esu Officer 2 : We have a positive ID. Third floor. Northeast corner.

 Esposito : Stay behind us. If he's in there, he's gonna gun for you first.

 Leann : Next time, we'll do a piece on Brazilian runway models. I promise.

 Leann : to take a stand against what they say is greed and corruption...

 Leann : If you've just tuned in, there's been some kind of explosion

 Leann : We do not know what caused this or if there are injuries.

But I can see what appear to be people on the ground, not moving.

BECKETT : Yeah, well, that's normal procedure in the event of a bomb.

 Nieman : You'll never prove that I was at those docks. Or some marina.

 Nieman : Besides, what possible motive would I have for killing anyone?

other than the fact that she was in the area when they occurred.

 Beckett : Castle, you saw her in there. She was toying with me.

 Castle : I admit, she's not warm and cuddly, but that doesn't make her guilty.

 Castle : Because at this point, it makes more sense than ours does.

Our ten-year-old boy does not have a drinking problem or cirrhosis.

 Foreman : House, when we echoed his heart, we got a piece of his liver-- there was no scarring.

Parents get off on their kids' accomplishments-- toy Bend over and relax.

 House : Hell, they'll even show you a purple cow and tell you what a keen eye for color their kid has.

 House : He doesn't smile, he doesn't hug them, he doesn't laugh.

 House : His parents get nothing-- the right to brag that their kid picked orange juice out of a lineup.

So you figure they slip the kid a mickey so they don't have to deal.

 Beckett : Hi, uh, this is Captain Beckett. I need a unit at 53rd and 7th.

 Zamacona : You're working with the Federales to investigate Zane Cannon's death.

Uh, we know that Zane, was in contact with you about a business proposition.

 Castle : were in contact with him just hours before his untimely demise.

 Castle : You have been associated with a fair amount ofviolence in your past.

 Castle : why your involvement with Zane would have the police curious.

 Zamacona : I would have cut him open when he was standing where you are now.

 Castle : we'll sit down, and you tell me why you brought me here?

 House : without a substantial donation or an inside connection.

 Cuddy entering The Room By House's Office : Obviously, I'll let you treat your patient...

 Cuddy : Of course, I'll let you treat your patient if you meet me halfway.

And three parking spots next to each other, so I can park diagonally,

 Chase : Do you mind unbuttoning your shirt and lying down for me'?

 Chase : A life of perpetual enclosure and almost complete silence?

-The pile of raw fish, or the tacos? -Oh, the tacos. Definitely, the tacos.

 Monica : You're welcome for the party. l'm glad you're having a good time.

l hope he doesn't show up. Of course he won't, the guy hates me.

Honey, all those boys had a bet to see if he could knock you over.

 Marshall : We're marshall and lily... When people see us, they say,

 Marshall : "oh, look at them, they've only had sex with each other."

 Kavanaugh : She got all freaked out about someone coming after her job.

 Kavanaugh : So she said she didn't know who she could trust anymore.

 Esposito : Okay, so who monitored the audio from Ella's apartment?

 Kavanaugh : Matilda had me set it up so that it fed directly to her computer.

 Matilda : For 57 years, women have been purchasing this magazine

 Howard : There's a woman out there anxious to have sex with me.

By the way, did I tell you Leslie pulled strings and got me on the trip to Geneva...

 Castle : I think you asked and he said no. I think he always said no.

 Castle : A self-made man like that, I bet he thought you were weak for asking.

I was trying to make something with my life, and all he cared about was her.

 Castle : That's why you killed her. It wasn't just for the money.

 Castle : take away the only thing he loved. That's a pretty good story!

 Katherine kate Beckett : - Who are you? - Harrison, let him go. It's over.

 Harrison Tisdale : It's not over! It's not over! Drop the gun, or I swear to God, I'll...

 Beckett : What the hell were you thinking? You could have gotten yourself killed.

Oh, it doesn't have to be. We could go to dinner, debrief each other.

 Cameron : I'm a doctor, he has a rash, and a friend of his is...

 Older Guy : Right. Well, as soon as she's done treating your rash,

 Cuddy : Speaking at a conference in Baltimore. Why, what do you need?

 Beckett : No comment. You'll have to deal with Press Relations.

 Esposito : It probably wasn't a suicide bomber. I got a friend who is a medic.

 Esposito : Said there were no explosive vests on any of the bodies.

 Captain Victoria Gates : We're still piecing together what happened here.

 Captain Victoria Gates : FBI and Homeland Security will be taking point on this investigation.

Our first assignment is to determine if any of the victims were targeted

 Captain Victoria Gates : because of their involvement in the protest.

 Captain Victoria Gates : Uniforms are bringing families to the precinct as we speak,

 Captain Victoria Gates : so let's go hold some hands and do our jobs.

 Beckett : one of the victims, Jesse Friedman, worked closely with you.

 Frannie : Before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.

 Phoebe : Don't hate. You don't want to put that out into the universe.

 Monica : Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs..

 Cuddy : It's a list of requirements for your methadone treatment.

 Cuddy : Weekly drug tests, supervised doses administered on a precise schedule,

 Amy : and you thought someone might be trying to slip you a mickey.

 Sheldon : You were kind enough to watch Raiders of the Lost Ark with me.

 Sheldon : So I'd like to return the favour by inviting you to watch an episode

And I can't stand by and watch two people I care about so much...

 Ross : - Five hundred and seventeen boxes. - Oh, my God. How did you do that?

That's when it occurred to me. The key to my success : The munchies.

 Ted : Guys, Lily and Marshall haven't been to the bar all week.

 Barney : I mean, I mean, I mean, how much water is that actually saving?

 Sheldon : It requires 34 facial muscles and 112 postural muscles.

 Ryan : Who knew the truth would be hiding in a juvie report from 1996?

 Ryan : 'Cause no one leaves the family business, not even for love.

Listen, we talked about it and if you don't wanna play, it's okay.

 Ross : -Do you want me to shuffle those? -That's okay, I'm gonna give it a go.

Thanks for teaching us Cross-Eyed Mary. We gotta play that other way.

 Esposito : which would be invisible to the eye but blinding to that camera.

 Beckett : The person knew that that camera was there and took precautions.

 Beckett : Let's have Tech filter that image for make and model.

 Beckett : And let's see if they can get us a better look at our attacker's face.

 Gavin Dewinter : With all the cutbacks, her workload increased.

 Beckett : And was there anyone in particular that she had trouble with?

 Gavin : She said it was no big deal, but I could tell she was rattled.

 Penny : Wow, sounds a lot like being a pretty waitress at the Cheesecake Factory.

 Sheldon : ...if they gave it to me, it wouldn't diminish my output.

 Amy : Do they know they don't stand a chance because you're so great?

 Sheldon : I must say, I go back and forth on this boyfriend-girlfriend thing...

 Sheldon : ...but those moments when you worship me really keep you in the running.

It would be nice to have the income, stop taking money from my parents.

 Raj : They buy me a new BMW for my birthday, but can I get seat warmers? No.

 Sheldon : You say you're from New Jersey, but how can I believe you?

 Leonard : Why would anyone claim to be from New Jersey if they weren't?

 Leonard : Hey, I said I was sorry. What else do you want from me?

 Sheldon : so then you are driving me and you find me a delight.

 Joey : I'm keeping so many things to myself, something was bound to slip out!

 Lanie : Those details were never made public. Now check this out.

 Montgomery : got his nickname by strangling three women in a week,

 Montgomery : dropping out of sight for a month and then killing three more.

 Montgomery : I served on the task force that investigated those six murders.

 House : as long as there's enough left over for a Reuben sandwich, dry, no fries, hold the pickles.

Look on the bright side. At least you won't have to live with this ugly chair.

 Howard : the quantum vortex apparatus is now controlling the orientation.

 Man : What? No. I swear. If I'm lying, may God strike me down...

 Beckett : I hope we didn't take you away from something important. Or someone.

 Phoebe : You just have to think of him as a jar of pickles that won't open.

 Rachel : I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table?

That's what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone.

 Ross : What was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before?

 Barney : Everything he said was nice, but I am profoundly scared.

 Foreman : Rita, the spike on Dr. Hadley's IV bag wasn't pushed in all the way.

 Rita : The medication. When we switch out the bags you can smell it. It's disgusting.

 Cuddy : You offered to do House's budget because you wanted him to owe you,

 Cameron : I thought it would help House, seeing someone worse off than him,

 Cameron : possibly curing a guy with even less to look forward to.

 House : You can't tell anyone you're a doctor. You're unemployed.

 House : You're also a little slow. Misunderstand everything they say.

 House : A hundred bucks says you still walk out of here with a dozen names.

 Hostess : each man should sit at the table you've been assigned.

 Leeanne : My aunt and my grandma, they both died from breast cancer.

 Dionne : After six months of chemo, we thought he was out of the woods.

 Monica : I mean, I could live in this thing! I'd be cold, but I'm always cold!

 Monica : Oh, my God! Look at these spider burners! I love spider burners!

Sure, thanks. Is it okay if my friend Ashley comes over tonight?

 Castle : This is almost as good as my chocolate mousse chimichanga.

Ah-ha! I knew you'd reconsider! It's kind of like David Hasselhoff.

 Castle : At first you're repulsed, but then strangely, you're drawn in.

 Martha : In case you haven't noticed, she's not a little girl anymore.

 Castle : Thank you, Mother. I think if Alexis were in love, she would've told me.

Uh-uh. The fact that she hasn't told you, is how we know it's real.

You said in the huddle that if Joey caught the ball, you'd be the one to stop him.

 Raj : I always thought if I had a white name, it would be Gavin.

- Keep reading. What does it say? - No, I don't know if I should.

 Raj : If she wanted me to know about her blog, she would've told me.

 Raj : - It's almost like I'm reading her diary. - It's exactly what it's like. Keep reading.

 Howard : Oh... I think we were looking at creepy in the rearview mirror when I put up that camera.

 Leonard : With all the TV Sheldon was talking about, I had the greatest idea ever.

It blows away my idea for a Star Wars-themed coffee shop called Brewbacca's.

 Chandler : All right, everybody, just be quiet. Be quiet! Be quiet! Pipe down!

 Chandler : This woman was trying to do a nice thing for you, and look at her.

Her hair's not brushed. She's got dark circles under her eyes...

All right, I think I can help you. You wanna know what you have to do?

Joey, I don't think that's gonna work. It was a pretty long conversation.

 Beckett : Well, until we figure out who he is, we've got nothing.

 Castle : Okay, so you're not an artist. I'm sure you have many other talents.

 Jeremy Preswick : But then again, I don't recognize myself on the mirror.

 Tory Westchester : - You really don't remember anything? - He's suffering from amnesia.

 Beckett : - Do you feel a connection? - Yeah. It's actually pretty overwhelming.

 Tory Westchester : We will get through this, whatever it takes.

 Beckett : Ms. Westchester, how long have the two of you been married?

 Beckett : - And you said his name was Joel... - Joel Westchester.

 Tory Westchester : Love conquers all! Oh, it's all gonna be fine.

 Sheldon : Well, I would have been here sooner, but for some reason your home

- The Dr. Sivana to my Captain Marvel... - Okay, I get it, I get it, I get it.

Graduate schools should do a better job of screening those people out.

 Sheldon : ...I have no choice but to withdraw my previous objections...

 Penny : But, um, I think for now Leonard and I are just gonna stay friends.

 Sheldon : I'd have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as "smart."

 Penny : You must know that if Leonard and Leslie wanna be together...

God, young, young. I meant young. Young to be a doctor. Good, Rach.

One of the stories may make me cry, then you won't think I'm dead inside.

 Chandler : Oh, that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest.

Seriously. We get married, I'm up at the altar and I'm like this : 

 Monica : and the doctor hands it to you in the delivery room...

 Castle : And then when Raglan grew a conscience, you had him killed, too.

 Foreman : Can't do MRis, X-rays are probably going to be useless as well.

 Taub : Cuddy dumped House. He's out somewhere expecting us to indulge him

 Taub : while still expecting him to act like an adult, show up for work

 Taub : and not go on a booze, Vicodin, and hooker-filled bender.

Which is why for now, we're going to handle the case without him.

 Chase : I thought it was because you can't pass up any chance to seize control.

 Masters : Wait, I understand the booze and the hookers, but why Vicodin?

 Chase : Wow, you really don't have any friends in here, do you?

 Rachel : And your boss is required to hand in a performance evaluation.

 Tag : - Are you serious? - No, I've just always wanted to do that.

 Monica : The basket is totally empty! The neighbors ate it all!

 Dr. Burke : ...with a sympathetic head tilt. "How you doing? You okay?"

 Dr. Burke : I always answer with the "I'm okay" head bob. "I'm okay."

So, Scarlet's friend Mindy confirmed her story about the sex tape.

 Esposito : Speaking of which, we're still trying to track down Tiffany Shaw,

Meantime, Scarlet's working with a sketch artist on Beau's attacker.

 Beckett : When it's done, send it off to hospital emergency rooms.

 Esposito : I should probably go see how the sketch is coming along.

 Cofield : And how did these orange smudges get on the patient file?

 Adams : He believes that disagreement and mistrust lead to better ideas.

 Castle : you haven't lived here while Mother is preparing to open in a play.

 Castle : This, believe it or not, is her little ritual for getting into character.

 Castle : she will say nothing but her character's first line of the play.

 Castle : you really had no idea what you were agreeing to, did you?

 Castle : We can stay at a hotel. That way, you don't have to listen

 Mrs. Geller : ...with someone who is critical of every single thing you say?

 Mrs. Geller : ...to be the positive, life-affirming person she is.

 Monica : So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again...

 Monica : How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail.

 Rebellious : - Why is the girl getting the M.R.I.? - Because the neck scan revealed nothing,

 House : and her doctor's way more obsessive than she thinks she is.

But you said the guy needed the M.R.I. - Because Dr. Cameron back there said muscle death.

 House : Not one of you said it. Not one of this guy's doctors said it.

 House : They gave him bed rest and antibiotics, just like you guys would have.

 House : It is in the nature of medicine that you are gonna screw up.

 House : If you can't handle that reality, pick another profession.

 Caring : Three days before they thought it might have been muscle death?

 House : No, three days before the patient suggested it might have been muscle death.

A cancerous tumor on your femur. It needs to be removed surgically.

But I have to warn you... depending on how large the tumor is and how ingrained it is,

 Dr. Carter Burke : Have you ever sought therapy before, Mr. Castle?

Well, if you'd met my mother, you'd know the answer would be yes.

 Castle : I tracked down a man named Jenkins who was involved somehow.

 Henry Jenkins : We went to great lengths to make sure that you didn't.

 Cameron : All right. No more sex in patient's homes, no more sex with cats watching.

 House : You're gonna need to hold him down. He's not gonna like this.

but as has been pointed out to me, pretty much doesn't mean squat.

That's the last time Emma is getting on one of those things for her entire life.

 Ross : No, no, no. Okay, it wasn't the swing's fault. It was my fault.

Come on. Can we just get out of here before somebody else gets hurt?

 Ross : I just think you're an adult, okay? And you should get over your silly fears.

 MARK : You say you want a career in plastics and you can't tear yourself away

 MARK : And I have everything to do with your career in plastics.

 NURSE : Tyler, Addison Montgomery needs two units of B positive blood in L&D. Stat!

The biosynthetic dressing should ensure that you won't need skin grafts,

 GRETCHEN : I mean, how long would something like that take? If I had needed them?

Just to make sure I have everything accurate, you burned your hand...

 Chandler : Make sure you put all that stuff back in the closet.

By the way, I think it's really nice of you that even after you moved...

 Sheldon : Complete with bulletproof bracelets and lasso of truth.

 Howard : Seems at the Christmas party they were doing Jell-O shots

 Howard : out of petri dishes that used to contain yellow fever.

 Sheldon : Amy Farrah Fowler doesn't believe in wearing costumes.

 Howard after Raj whispers to him : He says he'll wear it if you'll be Aquaman.

 Parker : But I'm guessing that the subject matter struck a nerve.

 Parker : Look, prior to his appointment as Secretary of Defense,

Are you suggesting that the Secretary of Defense is hiding something?

 Beckett : So, a stolen military toxin and a secret government base.

To talk to the one person who might actually know what's going on.

 Defense Secretary Reed : if the Attorney General's personally asking me to take this meeting.

 Mccord : Three days ago, a lethal toxin was stolen from a government lab.

 Mccord : Our investigations led us to the murder of an ex-marine named Jack Bronson.

We believe that this is connected to a military base named Dreamworld.

 Reed : Well, I hate to break it to you, but Dreamworld's a myth.

 Beckett : Are you kidding me? Are we actually gonna play this game?

 Cuddy : Inexplicable rash on a patient's scrotum you need me to look at?

 Cuddy : - You don't have a diagnosis? - The transplant buys me time.

 Cuddy : If she wants to be an idiot, it's her call. You don't need me.

 House : The donor and the donee sort of have opposing interests, right?

You can either satisfy your curiosity, or you can remain ignorant,

 House : do nothing ethically wrong, and my patient doesn't die in three hours.

-We couldn't have been nicer to her. -And I am not blah. I am a hoot!

 Sheldon : May I say, having to explain that to you calls into question

 Leonard : I think Howard's going to be there. You want to join us?

 Sheldon : I'm sorry, but five people eating and chatting is a party.

 Amber : You're not a big fan of other people's happiness either.

Your patient's lung failure rules out MS. We put him on a ventilator.

 Beckett : which you turned into millions in real estate holdings.

He was a pain-in-the-ass reporter that just kept getting a little too close.

 Beckett : Oh, yeah, and then he managed to run down the fire escape

 Beckett : were incapable of seeing him, never mind catching him.

 Alexis : I called a mediation session with our school counselor today.

 Alexis : Lauren was just jealous of all the time I was spending with Ashley.

 Howard : doesn't mean that I have to tell you everything that goes on.

 Chase : You said you didn't have a choice to be the way you are.

 Chase : These are SSRis. They've been effective in treating OCD.

 Chase : Not lose it entirely, it'll just become more like anyone else's.

 Chase : But if you want to be special, you're going to have to be alone.

 House : I really should find a better place to store my ragweed.

 Wilson : It's a very nice gesture, but it's still in the apartment.

 Wilson : I flaked. I walked her to her car and said good night.

 Wilson : I will get back into it. You just need to give me a little more time.

 Castle : I mean she's not here and she's not answering her cell.

 Ryan : Yeah, it's Detective Kevin Ryan, badge number 4-2-3-4-4.

 House : His body can't process the phytanic acid in chlorophyll.

 House : It's his healthy diet of green vegetables that's killing him.

 Ryan : There was a flurry of phone calls to a burner cell right before the murder.

Acosta could've been coordinating with his partner aboard the ship.

I found out who sent Kate that mystery text last night. It was Vikram.

 Hayley : Oh, it's a secret messaging program between Kate and Vikram's cell phones.

 Hayley : It routes through proxy servers into an encrypted central server.

 Castle : I have to know what's going on. I have to help her, I have to protect her.

 Castle : But it's finally starting to make sense. Don't you see, Mother?

 Castle : Beckett broke up with me right after Allison Hyde's death.

 Hayley : So we have to ask ourselves, what ifAllison Hyde didn't kill herself?

 Hayley : What if Kate brought him in to secretly help her investigate those murders?

 Emily : -You hear such stories about New York. -It's not that bad.

 Izzie : - You don't marry the rebound girl. - You don't marry anyone on a whim.

 Richard : We still have to pack her and wrap her so that she's stable for transport.

 Richard : We work in shifts. One doctor at a time. No one stays in more than 20 seconds.

 Richard : - Dr. Sloan, do you want to go first? - I'm not going in there.

 Mark : for the remaining healthy attending to expose himself to the neurotoxin.

 Ted from 2030 : Had I not unwittingly worn my justice khakis that day.

 Ted : Seriously, none of this would have happened if it weren't for you.

 Lily : Don't sit in your desk chair until you've put them back in.

 Ryan : So, we just got off the phone with the Metropolitan Police Service in London.

 Ryan : Did you move to America and go into business for yourself, Alistair?

Haddaway man, divvin shoot ya gob off. Ah divvint dunch that gadgie!

 Hayley : a certain unique vocabulary and grammatical structure.

 Hayley : He drives a gypsy cab, and Eddie asked to borrow it two nights ago.

 Hayley : So, when Alistair got the gypsy cab back the next morning,

 Foreman : or the epi would have helped him, not made him worse.

 House : Unless he's allergic and allergic to the cure. Sodium bisulfite,

 House : the preservative that keeps epi peppy, can cause tachycardia.

 Chase : And abnormal electrical pathways in the heart, which could cause seizures.

 Thirteen : There is an infection that can cause skin and neurological damage

 Thirteen : You weren't wearing gloves when we shocked his heart back into rhythm.

 House : I'm sure you'll be fine. You two, get a sample to the lab to confirm.

 House : You get the knight into isolation and on IV antibiotics.

 Cuddy : Something you think is more important than a potentially lethal bacteria

 Cuddy : Well, that narrows it down to something personal and stupid.

 House : No, that he's actually capable of keeping a secret from me.

 Ross : - What do you want me to do? - Just shimmy down me and drop.

 Joey : Yeah? Maybe we should talk about that for a little while!

My pants are starting to come down, and I'm not wearing any underwear.

 Ross : Look who I found standing outside the Szechuan Dragon...

 Jimmy Quidd : Well, no matter. See, I'm feeling stronger already.

 Greg House : Dr. Cuddy, the face that launched a thousand long faces.

 Greg House : I say four, you say three. We finally settle on three-and-a-half,

 Gates : And they called me, concerned about your commitment to this case.

 Soothing Male Voice : For this, after all, is the miracle of birth.

No one's asking you, "Mind if we push this pot roast through your nostril?"

 Sheldon : And, of course, you've already introduced yourself to Dr. Hofstadter.

 Elizabeth : Actually, now I think I want it hot, brown and sweet.

 Marshall : Yeah, I'm kind of real focused on the job hunt right now.

 Marshall : For the last time, barney, I will not be your butler.

 House : No, no, no. I'm here voluntarily. Just got to check with me.

 House : Thought you'd be a little more sensitive on the slavery issue.

 Nolan : Well, legally, you're free to go whenever you want, but I suggest you stay.

 Nolan : If you thought the hallucinations were from your Vicodin problem,

 Nolan : why didn't you just check yourself into a rehab facility?

 Nolan : never had any problems, other than narcissism and anti-social behavior,

 Beckett : I'll head off to the ship, see if I can find an actual crime scene.

The old world elegance of ocean travel, and our impeccable safety record.

So I'm sure whatever happened to Lara was simply a tragic accident.

 Beckett : So, unless she tripped and fell on a bullet, it wasn't an accident.

 Vikram : I ran the heroin found in our victim's stomach, Beckett,

 Beckett : So Lara's killer is linked to whoever took over Vulcan's drug pipeline.

 Beckett : We can't let on that we know anything and blow our cover.

 Castle : You know, we always talked about buying a boat. what do you think?

Our stock dropped a couple points today with the news that he's sick.

I would love for him to get out of here before the market opens.

 Adams : No offense, but I think it's terrible your dad's closing down

 Ainsley : Living in their house, driving down the same streets.

 Adams : Angiography showed a hemorrhagic site in the left lower lobe.

 Park : Are you sure Foreman's okay with us being in his office?

I'II have you know, GIoria T ribbiani was a handsome woman in her day.

 Sheldon : Leonard, you are my roommate, my source of transportation...

 Sheldon : ...and you help me fold my sheets when they come out of the dryer.

 Sheldon : And you're not available for video games during the Jewish High Holidays.

 Sheldon : ...everything you're saying is true, but please allow me to continue.

...to a homogenous group, your responses to the questionnaire were truly disturbing.

 Phoebe : Tomato tart, and which of the pastas would you recommend?

 Judy : But once he saw me starting to do better, he kind of regressed.

 Judy : I mean, he is having a pretty sick Dr. Mario run, but...

 Judy : There he was, on the bed, looking at old photos of his dad.

 Cristina : I am on her side. But we're talking a possible standstill here.

 Meredith : You should have explained the night we met in the bar.

 Meredith : - That would have been a good time. - Look, I know how you feel.

 Meredith : because you would realize that I am this close to getting in my car

 Addison : Well, I will be back in the morning to report for duty.

 Monica : ...how long it's gonna take for someone else to give us a baby?

 Chase : The only environmental factors we think caused your daughter's illness

 Elizabeth : And in six months I didn't document any adverse effects.

 Elizabeth : With Emily's mutation, they are deadly and they get worse every year.

 Elizabeth : LEX-2 won't be approved for at least the next five years.

 Elizabeth : Emily, on the other hand, wouldn't have survived the winter.

 Foreman : There's a reason for FDA requirements. A study at Jackson Memorial...

 Elizabeth : I know about Gaines' research. He's publishing next month.

 Foreman : His team just linked the use of LEX-2 to renal failure in mice and rats.

 Phoebe : Remember how you said you were really dense about poetry?

 Monica : And I don't write trick poems that aren't actually what they seem.

But that doesn't mean I'm empty. I care about things, like friends and family.

 Monica : You have no right to make that kind of judgment! You don't even know me!

 Rachel : If I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?

 Addison lets out a noise of frustration : You want me to declare Miranda Bailey, Miranda... Bailey, incompetent?

 Addison lets out a noise of frustration : Do you think that will help?

Do you think it will make her more inclined, comfortable giving birth?

 Addison interrupts : Do you think I'm just out here because I needed a little me-time?

 Addison yells : Miranda Bailey's husband is in mortal danger, actual mortal danger.

 Addison yells : because there's not a lot anybody can say to comfort me.

 Addison yells : I'm doing my best. Dr. Bailey is doing her best.

 Addison yells : And I need you to do your best and I need it to be better

 Addison yells : than standing here asking me the world's stupidest questions!

 House : If we are ever to come out of the darkness, we have to be proud...

 Thirteen : Occipital, frontal and temporal lobes are clean, so is the optic nerve.

 Evan : You're trying to hide me. You don't want me making a scene.

 Penny : There are plenty of smart people who don't have mental problems.

 Sheldon : Empedocles thought he was a god and jumped into a volcano.

 Susan : No shouting, but we still need a name for this little guy.

 Sheldon : And the very fact that you needed a written guarantee

 Jay : whose housing development was built on an old methane field.

 House : She's having complex partial seizures. This isn't methane.

 Nolan : You're choosing to tell me about this case. So let's look at it.

 Nolan : First, you were fixated on a harmful toxin from her past,

 House : Chase had the toxin idea. Maybe he's obsessed with my past.

 Nolan : But which is most likely caused by an old injury to the brain.

 MARK : trying to make it work with Addison and you could have been with Meredith.

 MARK : ...I thought you should know the truth. Thought I owed you that.

 BAILEY : while my patient and her husband are having a moment together.

I'm feeling a rush of hormones coming on and there's no telling what I might do.

 Phoebe : I saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out.

 Ross : You know, come to think of it, it does feel rubella-like.

 Leonard : It's a dinky little convention where they sell collectibles

 Rachel : -Maybe I'll know when I see him. -All right, does this help?

No. Look, all I know is, I cannot wait a week. This is just too big.

 Rachel : I've just gotta talk to him. Okay, I'll see you later.

 Cameron : and I gave you your space. But that's over now, and you're still acting...

 Alvie : Let me go! I just wanted a little snack. That ain't right.

 Alvie : Nolan's schedule book just has a big "X" marking out the whole middle of the day.

 House : Then we can assume the girl he's with is called "Nooner."

 Alvie : I didn't get a chance to check the phone or anything else.

 House : I'm on level minus four. I'm still writing with a crayon.

 Park : 'Cause you've actually had sex with a lot of people at work

- No, but there were some good times. - Absolutely. Like, there was...

 Ross : - Surely you can think of something. - Just give me a minute.

 Ryan : Building manager in Harlem recognized him from his photo.

 Ryan : He checked in two weeks ago under the name James Hyndman.

Okay, well, if you'd just run that VIN number through your database,

 Monica : Every Thanksgiving, we used to have a touch football game...

 Ross : ...because of the spectacularly illegal, and savage, nose-breaking.

Two to four years minimum. I am not going back to that hellhole.

Maybe the firemen can help us move the couch when they get here.

Why don't you come downstairs with me. There's some really nice girls down there.

 Howard : and those who make fun of the people who call tech support.

 Howard : -Which way are you going? -I parked my scooter down the block.

You might wanna stand back. I'm sitting on top of 13 horses here.

 Sherman Whitfield : - Sherman Whitfield, London Institute. - What a pleasure.

 Whitfield : I was quite impressed with your paper on pre-Cretaceous fossils.

 Decker : Look, the truth is, Danny was hiding something from me.

 Decker : He'd slip into my room late, said he'd been out for a midnightjog.

 Decker : because when he came in, he wasn't tired, he wasn't sweaty.

 Ryan : Chinatown, across the street from the back-alley computer repair shop

 Beckett : Let's get Bardot's laptop to Vikram, have him run a deeper search.

 Esposito : The lab identified wild Scottish salmon scales on the soles.

 Esposito : And only three fish markets import wild Scottish salmon.

 Brown : So, against my advice, Mr. Acosta wants to make a deal.

 Beckett : Like who he's working for, and where the heroin came from.

 Ryan : CSU finally analyzed that blood residue from the photograph

 Castle : Half the time, I don't know if I'm smelling our new compost bin

 Martha : Oh, Richard, she's 19 years old, and that boy is just...

 Castle : I just wish she would get it out of her system faster.

 Castle : Maybe I should just put my foot down. Show her my stern disapproval.

 Martha : Please. Alexis will just rebel and she'll wanna be with him even more.

best known as the star of the '90s TV comedy, 2 Cool for School,

when Dewey's catchphrase, "Hubba- hubba," passed as sparkling dialogue.

- to see if they have any ORs. - I need someone to drive me home.

- It could die before it's even born! - Can you give me a ride home?

even though that girl has her finger on the tear in his heart...

I wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else.

 Ross : You don't fool around with your friends' ex-girlfriends...

 Chandler : They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said.

 Chandler : I also want you to remember that I let you live here rent-free.

 Joey : Also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel..."

The Soapies people called today. I also get to present an award.

 Alexis : The fifth community card is called "the river" or "fifth street."

I must've missed your call, though I didn't leave the flat all day.

Apparently, I look like someone who's got cocaine stuffed up their bum.

 House : I don't know if you know this, but the hospital actually owns the sequencing machine.

I'm serious. - Tell the parents to submit the bill to insurance.

 House : If not for the paternity bet, I never would have taken their D.N.A.

 House : Without their D.N.A., we never would have discovered that Dan was adopted, which was the key to this case.

 Esposito : with the construction of a dam near the Yavapai Reservation.

 Beckett : Well, did anyone know why she was researching that area?

I was thinking of something more along the lines of a pickup truck.

I got you one, too. It's a wedding gift. His-and-her matching set.

 House Sitter : I was told I should offer you a turkey sandwich.

 Penny : Yeah, just tuck that part in your pants; you'll be fine.

 Sheldon : Tell him Dr. Cooper feels that the best use of his time

 Sheldon : to tear the mask off nature and stare at the face of God.

 Chris Taub : not the hallucinations that vasculitis doesn't explain.

 Chris Taub : House, this guy may be smart, and I'm sure he's great to share a beer with,

 Chris Taub : but if he doesn't know that visual symptoms are an electrical issue,

 Henry Dobson : So are the banks and the power grid, but if I don't pay my bills my lights go out.

 Greg House : Vasculitis restricts blood flow to nerves, messes with electrical function.

 Henry Dobson : If you're wrong about porphyria, the treatment could box her kidneys.

 Henry Dobson : Vasculitis is treated with corticosteroids, relatively harmless.

 Greg House : Big Love, have I humiliated you in the last half-hour?

The only way he can turn any more cheeks is by pulling down his pants.

 Allison Cameron : He's not a wuss. It takes a lot more strength...

So, you're gonna collect $100 and fire him because he has principles?

What's your agenda here? You obviously don't care about the 100.

 Allison Cameron : Does it annoy Wilson when you ask questions and ignore the answers?

if all the parents were here. Except for, you know, Ben's birth mother and father.

 Phoebe : Okay. Well, then, could we reschedule for Friday night, perhaps at 8 : 00?

I'm busy before and after the concert, and he's obviously busy during.

 Trudie Styler : So I guess you and I should talk about Jack and Ben right now.

 Trudie Styler : -Are you here for tickets? -Thank you. Four would be great.

I'm not giving concert tickets to someone who'd use their son like this.

- So you've just been lying to him? - You see the stuff in my nose? Rubber cement.

 Bernadette : I don't mean to be judgy, but this is the kind of thing lunatics do.

 Sheldon off : Amy, would you be strong enough to bathe yourself or do you need my help?

 Penny : Now, let's assume by some miracle you actually catch a fish.

You're gonna have to know how to gut it. So, what you're gonna do...

...is you're gonna take your knife, slice him right up the belly.

You don't wanna cut too deep into his guts or the blood will just squirt all over your face.

 Martha : He's gonna be a little late for the poker game tomorrow.

 Demming : This might be construed as inappropriate office behavior.

 Beckett : Yeah, and your ex-wife called. She said that you've been avoiding her

 Castle : I was waiting for the perfect time. It just never happened.

 Liz Fenn : culminating in a staged assassination of a UN diplomat.

 Castle : - So the fake IDs, the Cayman Islands... - Yeah, they're all part of the experience.

 Liz Fenn : when they have to wire their payment to an offshore account.

 Castle : Is it possible one of your other players took things too far?

 Jason Fenn : Mr. Castle, we take the safety of our guests very seriously.

 Jason Fenn : Our weapons look real, but they're legal, inoperable,

 Jason Fenn : So if one of the guests killed Roger, they used their own weapon, not ours.

 House : There are two possibilities-- either the parents saw him eat the plant,

or the kid has unsupervised time and eats plants instead of playing with blocks.

 Chase : Even if you find 15 minutes of free time outside, doesn't mean he spent it eating a bush.

 Ryan : You can almost make out the name on these prescription bottles.

 Beckett : Have IS take a look at it. See if they can enhance the photo.

 Michelle Langford : Oh, God! He went through my medicine cabinet?

 Michelle Langford : Please tell me he didn't go through my diary.

We're not sure, Ms. Langford. Are you sure you don't recognize him?

No. The only person that knew I was even out of town was my mother.

 Michelle : For weeks I've been asking my super to fix my leaky faucet, but he never came.

 Michelle : And then when I got back, it was fixed, so I just assumed that he finally did it.

 Michelle : And I just assumed that one of my friends had left it

 House : means she's a candidate for atherosclerosis, she needs an ultrasound.

 House : I had my dick make keys when I hired him to dick up the team.

 House : Want me to have you investigated? When did you get so needy?

 Howard after Raj whispers to him : Maybe you guys can run together.

 Howard : Oh, he watches you from his car with high-powered binoculars.

 Howard : Then see a shrink and figure out how to talk to women.

The sold-out crowd at the Cleveland Arena are on their collective feet.

 Viola voiceover : She'd only hired Joe to get me away from Dempsey

 Sally/alexis : Now you're gonna suffer, Vera, like my mother suffered.

VERA : We were hot as a pistol and we had two bodies on our hands.

 Beckett : You guys see if you can track down any antique gun enthusiasts

 Beckett : You know, I just don't get how someone could shoot Goldstein,

 Beckett : steal his clothes, and then not hang onto his wallet.

 Beckett : if this case is boring for you, you don't have to stay.

 Castle : No, I'm just checking my e-mail and my texts to see if Alexis called.

No, no. You have to let her tell you in her own time when she's ready.

 Beckett : Wait. Listen to me. My dad tried to do the same thing when I was her age

 Beckett : and I ended up dating a grunge rocker who smelled like wet flannel

 Beckett : You do not mess with a teenage girl and her hormones.

 Adam Murphy : but, I just don't know what he'd have been up to in the park.

 Beckett : What about antique guns, Mr. Murphy? Do you know anything about them?

Hey, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmallows in concentric circles.

 Jamie : No, dearie, nobody else lives here. Just me and my friends.

 Esposito : Did you receive a package in the mail last week, Mrs. Isaacson?

 Jamie : Molly and Abigail are new arrivals. Aren't they gorgeous?

 Ryan : According to our records, you ordered three from a website last week.

 Jamie : Do I look like someone who has a habit of wasting money?

 Sheldon : You'll be pleased to know I'm prepared for whatever you have to offer.

 Beckett : Whatever delusions he has in his head, he is keeping them to himself.

 Castle : Well, if nothing Doyle said was true, why else would Ward target Deschile?

 Paul Deschile : I'm the one who alerted security to Ward's behavior

 Paul : You know, the talk he gave at that conference rocked my world.

 Castle : Yes. Now we know why Ward tried to bomb that conference.

 Castle : See, in the future, when the famous Deschile would give interviews,

 Castle : Well, apparently I already do, if we end up with three kids.

 Sheldon : ...I must tell you, that chair does not work with the room.

 Wilson : It was a date. Cuddy's negative for all cancer markers.

The question is, what do they use in the NICU to bind it together?

or a slosh of soy sauce, her small intestine became more damaged,

 House : less able to absorb the vitamins and minerals into her bloodstream.

 House : Her body couldn't absorb enough niacin, caused the pellagra.

Last night, I don't know what he did but there were capers everywhere!

-She looks exactly like her sister. -I'm saying I see a difference.

 Phoebe : This is nice. We never do anything, just the two of us.

 Chandler : Great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car, run over some puppies.

 Monica : - Oh, wait, I forgot my wrap. - Oh, I'll wait here for you.

Did you see the way Stuart was staring at me? I think he still wants me.

 Chandler : Hey, here's an idea. Why don't we use our wedding china today?

No, l just think we should save our china for something really special.

 Chandler : What is the point of having them if we never use them?

 Cooper : Given the fact that you took the time to build a wood fire,

 Amelia : I couldn't help but notice your unusual undergarments.

 Amelia : are the ways of physical love different in the future?

 Foreman : Failing liver despite treatment suggests it's not fungal.

 Schaffer : Also suggests infection, which is a lot easier and safer to treat.

 Schaffer : Unless it's infection, in which case you irradiate her,

 Schaffer : if you're right this time, you purge yourself of past ghosts.

 House : What if you're not at the end? What if it's a core lesion?

 House : Four out of the five didn't linger. They got sick and died.

 Kutner : We don't have time to dismiss things we've already dismissed.

 House : See, that's an example of a conversation we've already had.

 House : They're parasitic cysts from a bug called echinococcus.

 House : Touch a dead fox, they jump aboard, they can hunker down for decades.

 Kalvin : - I've been tested for parasites. - Okay, it's cancer. You happy?

 House : keeping them from showing up in stool samples. Even in blood tests, cardiac...

 House : Liver cysts have identical symptoms, with one addition, fever.

And liver cysts we can test for. Your diagnosis could confirm Kalvin's.

 House : I want you to tell your son that you won't take a simple, painless blood test

 Lanie : Signatures on death certificates, medical orders, body releases.

 Lanie : temporarily diminishing her facial muscles' ability to contract.

 Beckett : Amy was sent to County to receive advanced medical treatment.

Greg used his connections at the ER to get both morphine and naloxone.

 Lanie : he gave her enough morphine to cause her vital signs to drop

 Beckett : Greg had the morgue supervisor sign all of the documents

 Montgomery : Hold on now. I thought Greg had a solid alibi for her murder?

 Thirteen : He's too brilliant for introductions. False positive.

 House : You're too busy to be running a day care center in your abdomen.

 House : Not to mention, you should wait till at least 30 to punish

 House : that pleasure portal with a seven-pound tissue expander.

 House : in rare cases, it plummets through the plumbing entirely.

 House : Caused the rectal bleed, and now Junior Miss Steinem's junior

 House : must be pressing on her vagus nerve, slowing her heart to a crawl.

 House : Yank the fetus. If she survives the surgery, she'll be fine.

 Robin : the opposite would work. There's no way a guy could pick up a girl, going around

 Marshall : Not "Tara." Tara was the hottest girl in my high school.

 Bernadette : Started that like there were gonna be three things.

 Penny : Unless you count the bikini car wash I did in high school.

 Bernadette : before the FDA finds out they may cause rectal bleeding.

 Bernadette : But like our lawyers say, the world is full of things

l wanna go talk to Rachel for a minute. Are you gonna be okay alone for a bit?

 Mr. Geller : Are you kidding me? l could stay and look at her forever.

 Mr. Geller : Are you kidding? l'm, like, the one who talked him into it.

Then the real spy is someone with access to that radio telescope

 Castle : Redirecting the telescope to the satellite coordinates.

 Castle : Marie was the one intercepting the satellite transmissions.

 Beckett : and she got curious. So she put in a request of her own

 Castle : Which she had been, only not by aliens, by Dr. Vaughn,

 Castle : When he realized how close she was, he got rid of her.

 Beckett : Yeah, but he's the one who told us about the altitude chamber.

 Castle : Yeah, because he knew it would lead us to Marie's ex-boyfriend.

 Esposito : But you know what is? Three vials of sodium pentothal.

 Phoebe : And how none of it matters when the people really love each other.

 Phoebe : And how people will believe anything as long as it's a compliment.

 Paul : -I left my keys here somewhere. -Well, let's look for them.

Maybe you could date him. It'd save me the trouble of killing him.

 Vikram : Turns out Brown worked for a major corporate law firm back in the day.

 Beckett : and allows him to pass orders to dealers that we've already caught.

 Beckett : And if he sees us coming, LokSat's gonna burn all of us.

 Beckett : We've got to track Brown's every move, nice and quiet.

...I was afraid to jump off the chair lift. I just went round and round.

- But you know what? I'll stay. - No, I'll stay. He's my brother.

 Joey : - Does anybody else feel bad about Ross? - You think he's still mad at us?

He's probably more mad since you called him to borrow his goggles.

 Pete has difficulty speaking : First month on the job. Can you believe my luck?

 Pete has difficulty speaking : Guy pulls a gun and I freeze up.

 Pete has difficulty speaking : - I'm never gonna live this down. - Sure, you will.

 Izzie : Her serial enzymes and dobutamine stress echo were negative.

 Izzie : - I actually think she's fine. - Get a cardiac cath. Be thorough.

 Alex : - What's the deal with Izzie? - She shaved her legs for you.

 Pete : - You didn't follow through? - Hey, I always follow through.

 George half laughs : - You didn't last night. - Mind your own business.

 George : She had expectations. Women have expectations. And you didn't meet them.

 Janice : I don't think we need to because you're tripping me out right now!

 Chandler : And now that I'm here, it's like, what was the big deal?

I could probably say, "Let's move in together," and I'd be okay.

I'm not even divorced yet! You just invited me over here for pasta...

 Judge Markaway : It's days like this I wish I was back in Civil Division.

Junior's business is going under. He's tens of millions in debt.

 Castle : Cuff me once, shame on you. Cuff me twice, shame on me.

 House : course-corrected two people's wildly screwed up worldviews.

 Wilson : I think they were happy, even if it was based on lies.

 House : We also can't summon people into the clinic based on a lie

 Uniformed Man : I got an order here to deactivate and remove his ankle monitor.

 Foreman [barely Looking At House] : Bikes go faster without training wheels.

 Stuart : and if I want to keep mooching off them, I need to be helpful.

 Captain : He holds her package, and pretty soon, she's holding his.

 Captain : and what has he done with my lionhearted friend Ted Mosby?

Before rings and bachelor parties, you have to decide who your best man will be.

 Howard : I designed the zero-gravity waste-disposal system for NASA.

 Seibert : is representing our experimental physics program tonight.

 Mrs Latham : They're cute when they're about to wet themselves, aren't they?

 Mrs Latham : All right, Dr. Kooth-- uh, whatever it is-- you're up.

Hello. Hi, my name's Chandler. This is my friend Ross right here.

...if you're up for it, we only need six more people for a human pyramid.

 Rachel : Okay, well, then, all right. Well, just have a seat there.

I haven't worked in an office before. I don't have much experience...

 Rachel : What are you talking about? You got three years painting houses...

 Ryan : The ones with Jesse Jones and the girl who wasn't Mandy Sutton.

 Esposito : So you just ended up in that back room in that bar when those two hooked up?

 James : They said show up at such and such time, go in the back.

Come on, you think I'm gonna rat out my sources? This is my livelihood.

How do you think your livelihood's gonna go with me and my boy here

 Esposito : Doesn't this dirtbag have enough scandals to report on

 Castle : For years, Mandy has been drawing millions of eyeballs to Celebgazer

 Castle : turns Mandy back into the train wreck that he grew to love and exploit.

 Lily : That's like the third one in a row that you've screwed up.

 Lily : Push in the bottom corners, and fold the wings back out.

 Frank : I always hoped I'd get off on some kind of technicality, you know?

you count the amount of planets in each quadrant, it tells you the time.

 Gunther : You are no longer authorized to distribute birthday muffins.

 Tritter : You figured they'd think there was a reason that you'd been singled out.

 Tritter : You already gave your boss up once from what I heard.

In 24 hours, all three of you will have access to your accounts again.

 Tritter : what appeared to be a very pleasant lunch with Dr. Chase.

 Ted : Yeah, but how good would it feel to walk in there tomorrow,

 Esposito : Yo, Cap, check out what we found hidden under Eddie Ramirez's bed.

The question is how does someone who feeds snakes and lizards for a living

 Vikram Singh : Turns out the text was sent from an untraceable burner.

 Vikram Singh : But when the text was sent, it had to go through a wireless network.

 Vikram : Yep. It belongs to an English as a Second Language school.

 Vikram : I spoke with the teacher who said that Eddie was a part of the class,

"But since you are late for your flight, I suggest you take a cab."

 Ryan : Do you know if he was avoiding any of the other students?

Eddie? No. He was a sweet man, a gentle soul. Everybody liked him.

 Bailey : You feel fine. Take an aspirin and get off my clean bed.

 Nurse : I need you to sign this before I can discharge bed ten.

 Richard : Dr. Bailey asked me to look in. Everything looks good.

 Richard : We are going to take you to radiology to get a central line to continue

 House continues : Abnormally, an egg could have two naturally occurring gene mutations

 House continues : In humans, it's only ever been theorized, and it was never proved.

 House continues : Mommy, baby. Your daughter has only maternal DNA.

 House continues : I personally checked this five times. In seven months, you will have

 Cameron : There is no more time. The pain is almost unbearable already.

 House : So he's almost in unbearable pain. He's not almost dead!

 Mrs Wolowitz off : The fellas used to line up and bring me boxes of candy.

 Sheldon : Oh. No, you know, I'm not really the holding kind of...

 Sheldon : ...but we finally found a dress that could envelop your mother.

 Penny : Howard, if you want my help, I've got to know what happened.

 Howard : that the characters in the game can have sex with each other?

 Reggie : Anyway, I saw her hailing a cab, I offered her a ride.

 Reggie : She asked to be dropped off at the park. That happened around 10 : 00.

 Reggie : I was across town at X Bar promoting my new shoe line.

 Ryan : Mandy mention why she wanted to get dropped off at the park?

 Reggie : Maybe it had something to do with what happened a couple of days ago.

 Reggie : Yeah. She didn't look hurt, but she seemed pretty upset.

 Castle : I don't know. You and I were just friends for four years.

 Beckett : Yeah, except you were trying to sleep with me that whole time.

 Castle : Excuse me, it was you that was trying to sleep with me.

 Esposito : Because an hour ago, you and I both had black eyes, and now you don't.

 Ms. Payban : Look, my brother and his wife died in a car wreck and I took Jordan in.

 Ms. Payban : We didn't talk much and then she just went straight to her room.

 Ms. Payban : She got a scholarship herself to that fancy school.

 Ms. Payban : She wouldn't throw that away. She just wouldn't do this.

 Castle : After you knocked into her as she carried a tray full of food.

 Kris : Look, we know it was wrong of us to mess with her, but...

 Penny : Hey, is there a trick to getting it to switch from tub to shower?

 Howard : Howard Wolowitz, CalTech Department of Applied Physics.

 Foreman : - Crying in your pillow can do that. - It was the wine.

 House : Took your advice. Complimented her shoes. That's 15 minutes of chat right there.

 Foreman : - No snide comments? - I guess... when we talked about you guys.

 Chase : Which means we've got no idea what's causing the strokes.

 Cameron : Maybe we should go back to the blood thinners. Up the dosage.

 House : If it's not clots, a loading dose of blood thinners is gonna make him bleed out of his ears.

Well, good to see you've got the correct perspective on the thing.

 Sheldon : You've fallen victim to another one of my classic practical jokes.

 Leonard : Now that Raj is working for Sheldon, I don't have to chauffeur him around.

 Leonard : Plus, yeah, with them working late so much, we get some privacy.

ASTRONAUT : Houston, we'd all like to step outside for a few minutes.

...sing of Svaty Vaclav and his victory." - Who the hell is Svaty Vaclav?

- Walls are getting closer. - Oh, boy. Happy place, happy place.

 Sheldon : Svaty Vaclav is better known as Good King Wenceslaus...

 Howard : Must be the one Christmas song not written by a Jewish guy.

 Sheldon : Good King Wenceslas looked out On the feast of Stephen

 Sheldon : Brightly shone the moon that night Though the frost was cruel

 Sheldon : I combined a well-known historical fact about Bohemia...

 [The Tattoo parlor - Ted/Amy/A guy]Ted : It should say, "I win."

 [The Tattoo parlor - Ted/Amy/A guy]Ted : And then it should have flames coming out the bottom.

 Bailey : - Are you saying there's a problem? - Is there a problem, Richard?

 Meredith : You know, at some point you are going to have to talk to me.

 Sylvia : This is so embarrassing, but we didn't know what else to do.

 Kyle : We were at the Hotel Monaco having brunch. We had some mimosas.

 Adam : Different amounts. Sometimes more, sometimes less. But every month.

 Beckett : And she thought that the money was coming from Cynthia Dern?

 Adam : The first envelope, there was a note. "Please forgive me. "

She figured as long as Cynthia was free, the money would keep coming.

 Adam : trying to get up the courage to go and knock on that door,

 Adam : But then someone got off the elevator and knocked on her door instead.

 Ross : There were millions of pictures of the apartment in the photo album.

No, I mean with me. Because you seem to be acting really weird around me.

 Amy : Sheldon, I know you're a bit of a left-handed monkey wrench but...

 Amy : - You really have a mortal enemy? - ln fact, I have 61 of them.

 Sheldon : - Would you like to see the list? - Oh, say no, say no, say no, say no.

 Sheldon : You just got off the list. Would you like back on it?

 Sheldon : This'll just take a moment. It's on a five and a quarter inch floppy.

 Sheldon : So I drove for hours by bus to a Star Trek convention...

 Sheldon : ...so that I could get my Wesley Crusher action figure signed.

 Castle : her murder file, her e-mails, her texts, not even her yearbook.

 Beckett : It's like the two of them didn't even live on the same planet.

 Esposito : Joe and Otis were sent to different juvie halls at different times.

 Castle : Only three reasons for a civilian to be at a murder scene.

"These trials only test your faith to see whether or not it is strong and pure.

Your faith is being tested, as fire tests gold and purifies it".

 Augustine : "And your faith is far more precious to the Lord than mere gold.

The only thing in the way of you knowing he's there is your fear.

 Brock : Serafina, Clay, Rolf, go in through the main entrance, take your positions.

 Brock : Serafina, alert us when you have eyes on the rear door.

 Brock : Clay, you and Rolf create a diversion to draw Boothe down to the bar.

 Brock : Once El Jefe's on the move, Serafina, you will unlock the villa gates.

 Leonard : You're very talented. This is really good. Did you do?...

 Adams : The x-ray didn't show any tumors. The acoustical shadow was just a lipoma.

You're really not good at reading people, are you? Or buildings.

 Castle : And together, in secret, we could have taken this guy down.

 Esposito : Hey, uniforms just spotted Acosta's partner going into his building.

 Officer Ellroy : He's alone. And there's no one else in the apartment as far as I can tell.

 Foreman : She saw her mother. Mother's dead. Ergo, hallucination.

AII that wind and rain from the hurricane, post-traumatic stress syndrome.

 Cameron : Why are you so bent on her not having a hallucination?

 House : What if she has a disease that translates pain into a bizarre physiological response

 House : I can prove an autoimmune disease in five minutes. She needs a PET scan.

 House : I'm proving that her hallucinations are a consistent response to pain,

 Thirteen : immunological effects, production of red blood cells.

 Cuddy : You're pacing my office 'cause you're buying furniture?

 Missy : It would be nice not to have to drive to Anaheim in rush hour.

 Howard : I'll walk you to your car. You're in Structure 3, Level C, right?

 Missy : ...and Sheldon converts my Easy-Bake Oven to some kind of high-powered furnace.

 Sheldon : I needed a place to fire ceramic semiconductor substrates...

He was trying to build some sort of armed robot to keep me out of his room.

 Sheldon : Made necessary by her insistence on going into my room.

Anyway, I make those little muffins they give you. There's a big flash.

 Ryan : Shooter took the time to empty the ammo before he dumped it.

 Beckett : Allowing our killer to shoot Royce in broad daylight.

We got uniforms hitting every store and apartment in a five-block radius.

 Esposito : This is New York. Somebody had to have seen something.

 Esposito : The lab found trace amounts of titanium alloy in the threads.

 Esposito : They've narrowed it down to one of two commercial suppressors.

 Barney : Hey, Marshall, they're hiring in the legal department.

 Lily : Barney, Marshall didn't quit his last soul-sucking corporate job

 Lily : just to go work at a bank. He's gonna be an environmental lawyer.

 Marshall to the mirror : You are confident, you are energetic, you are focused!

 Marshall to the mirror : You are flexible on salary, you're willing to compromise,

 Marshall to the mirror : You will get through this, come home, get in your big underpants and take a nap.

 Wendy : We just got a new cook. You have to try the burger, it's amazing.

 Beckett : First victim, male lawyer. Second victim, female social worker.

 Esposito : - Yo, check it, girl. You're totally a fan! - Right, of the genre.

someone who has, or thinks he has, a personal relationship with our author.

 Esposito : - You are pathetic, bro. - Somebody's gotta write this report.

 Esposito : So, Hayley, it must have been pretty hard for you guys to chase her,

 Esposito : 'cause you and Beckett were both wearing towels, right?

 Esposito : Ryan was trying to get details on your wardrobe malfunction.

 Ryan : Me? You were the one asking if Beckett was wearing a towel.

 Beckett : Well, how else did your now ex-husband end up with these photos?

 Nancy : The same thing happened with all of us, Annika and Claire.

Like when he crashed into George's DOA? He's the killer, not the son.

 Meredith : George. She was trying to make up with you. You should go eat with her.

One day I'd like to build on this thing with this other girl... woman.

 Meredith interrupts : No, George, with Olivia. What are you doing with Olivia?

 Meredith : than thinking you have a chance when you really don't.

 Cristina : Meredith is right. Tell her there's someone else. Tell her why.

 Man : I got bumped out of my assigned seat. You said you'd fix it.

 Farrah : I said you had my apology. This is the only seat available in first.

 Alexis Castle : I don't know who he is, but I know what he is. A giant ass...

 Castle : or a sudden drop in cabin pressure, or mechanical problems,

 Castle : Yes, well, they're up, but they are not exactly smiling.

 Castle : Fine. I shall ignore the grim specter of death and focus...

 Chandler : -You know the hotels? -I was there! Spring Break '81, wahoo!

 Ross : -What am I supposed to do? -You just have to be cool with it.

If she's got enough money for that, she can certainly pat for the fridge she broke.

 House : Just terminating the fetus when it's glued to her intestines

 House : I gave you a diagnosis, you don't like it, there are exits on every floor.

 Thirteen : I know you're still absorbing the news, but we have no choice but to...

it means 50 percent of the people who undergo the surgery survive.

 Derek : and I know you've been through painful and unsuccessful surgeries.

 Mrs. Douglas : You want to remove a portion of my daughter's spine?

 Heather : I know you still think death is the worst thing that can happen to a person.

 House : Caused the DIC, explains the bleeding, multi-system failures.

 House : That's because we don't test blood for type. We test for antibodies.

 13 : Autoimmune diseases can make antibodies go haywire, but, still...

 Barney : That neediness reaches its climax... what up... on February 13.

 Robin : assumes that all single women freak out about Valentine's Day.

 Robin : I will be spending February 13 with some lovely single ladies from work...

 Robin : And we will be celebrating the fact that we don't have to spend it

 Robin : with some dippy guy carting around roses and stuffed toys all night.

 Cuddy : You're tiny. There's no way you gave birth three weeks ago.

 Cuddy : That baby is sick. She needs clean water. She needs real heat.

 Sheldon : ...knowing Penny, the obvious answer is they engaged in coitus.

 Sheldon : ...parasitic infections are common, such as pinworms.

 Sheldon : Penny could have been inspecting Raj's anal region for parasites.

 Sheldon : There's that prostate doctor, but I'm still mad at her.

 Raj : Walking up to a strange woman in a bar usually doesn't work.

 Sheldon : and I'm told asking out another woman might make me feel better.

 Tildy : I mean, I can overlook the fact that he's not a "regular job" kind of guy,

 Beckett : you having something in your possession that he urgently needed?

 Tildy : Actually, yeah. He said he needed the laptop I took from his apartment.

 Tildy : No. But since it's my laptop, I figured it was a line of bull,

 Tildy : that he wanted me to give it up so he could sell it for the money.

 Castle : and Rogan might be in some very, very serious trouble.

 Beckett : I mean, all these years, he knew that we were married!

And for 15 years, he's been using that as an excuse not to commit.

 Gates : Peter Cordero's wire picked up a call from Hector Nunez

 Esposito : Yeah. But listen to the next two calls that Peter makes.

ESPOSITO : He's saying, "I'm calling on behalf of Armando Garcia.

I checked with JP Harding, they don't have any clients by that name.

"Everything's taken care of." That must be about the $25 million.

 Gates : But what exactly was getting done in the next couple of days?

 Phoebe : Yeah. But I also believed her when she said I was next.

"Oh, look at me! I'm so cute! I'm a little chick who's disgusting!"

 Sheldon : I'm sure he didn't care about silly superstitions like funerals.

 Bernadette : Well, anyway, it'll be a nice surprise for the boys.

 Bernadette : And Howie doesn't think I take his interests seriously,

 Bernadette : so hopefully this will keep him fooled for a while.

 Ryan : on behalf of the family who the painting was stolen from.

 Lorenzo : There's no way I'm going to let it sit in some billionaire's man cave.

 Castle : - She's right behind you. - Technically, I'm to his left.

 Sheldon : Reverse SeaWorld where dolphins are allowed to pet people.

 Sheldon : A new clothing size between medium and large called Marge.

Can I have a second to think? No. There's no time to think. Just say the first thing that comes into your head.

She's fat. Enough already, okay? We got it. You hate fat people.

That's not what I meant. We already considered obesity as a cause.

So did all her other doctors. No, I mean what if it's not a cause? What if it's a symptom?

 House : I don't care if it makes sense. Just give me something.

- Ulcers secondary to vasculitis. - No, that's just sores, not obesity.

 House : Let's look at it from the other side. What has obesity as a symptom?

We got stunted growth, high blood pressure, blood clots, obesity...

 Foreman : Except it's not Cushing's. She's had multiple blood tests, and none show abnormal cortisol levels.

 House : The hypercortisolism could be cyclical. We didn't catch it in the right phase.

 Dylan : The device is shaped like a rocket about eight inches long.

Then I'm going to ask you to take the hand that you have in Mr. Carlson

 Martha : Oh, Dylan had a cancellation. Alexis begged him to let her take the slot.

 Castle : - Why'd it just get so quiet? - Maybe he's teaching her something.

 Castle : - Maybe he's filling her head full of lies. - What are you talking about?

 Dylan : Well, she's a very talented girl and a real hard worker.

 Rachel : Oh, Monica, where are you going to display Gladys, oh, so proudly?

 Monica : - I haven't really settled on a spot yet. - How about right above the TV?

 Rachel : That way, it will be the first thing that you see when you walk in the door.

 Phoebe : Yeah, yeah, and you can get rid of that French poster.

 Rachel : - There's nothing above your bed. - Are you still here?

 Beckett : about searching for your identity and making a difference.

 Beckett : and that was all in spite of the way that she looked.

 Beckett : It was like, I could be anything, and I didn't have to choose.

 Beckett : And besides, it didn't hurt that my legs looked great in her outfit.

 Castle : Everyone in this room had a relationship with the victim.

 Castle : Each of you had either motive or opportunity to kill her.

Uh, Ms. Frye, would you do me the honor of a little improvisation?

 Monica : And you know who's selling a great apartment? Richard!

 Chandler : And you know whose knowledge of her ex-boyfriend is shocking? Monica!

 Monica : -My dad told me. They play golf together. -Well, maybe l'll join them sometime.

...she is in the 90th percentile and she's gonna start eating solid foods soon.

Hi! You have to help me pick a dress. l'm meeting Mike's parents tonight.

 Phoebe : -Really? That hadn't occurred to me. -They'll love you. Just be yourself.

 Rachel : When Monica and Chandler got engaged, I put some stuff together.

Here's a picture from one Halloween where she dressed up as a bride.

 Lupe : That stuff about the system being against people like me...

 Sheldon : What am I supposed to say to her after something like this?

 Sheldon : so she can give that "Good Time Charlie" the heave-ho.

 Beckett : That'll give us time to track down whoever is behind this.

 Castle : the only thing Stevens knew is where the farmhouse is,

 Ross : And, oh, you're gonna have to introduce me to your new girlfriend.

 Beckett : Maybe it would be a good idea to have her back in town.

 Castle : Paris! And then she acted like there was nothing wrong.

 Michelle : a representation of one who can open crossroads into the spirit world.

 Michelle : That scene with the topless girl and the chicken blood, what was that?

 Michelle : You know, from the design, I'd say this isn't Haitian,

He's usually called upon to help find something that's been lost.

 Castle : - So our killer's looking for something. - Something the victim once possessed.

 Beckett : Could the kind of ceremony indicate what the killer was looking for?

 Castle : Michelle owns the best Nigerian restaurant in the city.

 13 : I've done this procedure dozens of times. It's completely...

 House : Apparently, it's impossible to see anything else when I'm in there.

 Beckett : Yeah, but a restraining order doesn't mean that she's our killer.

 Esposito : Yeah, except that her ex-boyfriend happens to be our vic.

 Ryan : Picked up Camille Roberts at a cafe where she waitresses.

 Camille Roberts : Wait, you don't think I had something to do with this?

 Camille Roberts : That was years ago. It was just a big misunderstanding.

 Camille Roberts : Look, Derek broke my heart, but then I got over it.

 Beckett : doesn't look like the face of a person who got over it.

 Camille Roberts : When he walked into the party and started ripping his clothes off,

 Beckett : So why don't you just tell me what was really going on.

 Leonard : Oh, I found a scratch-and-sniff book about wine tasting.

 Penny : Hey, are you still hanging out with Bernadette tonight?

 Leonard : Anybody know anything about internal combustion engines?

 Leonard : Does anybody know how to fix an internal combustion engine?

 House : What the hell just happened? Everything started to fade away.

 Amber : You're getting better at focusing, ignoring everything that doesn't matter.

I mean, surgery is so boring, and my lying to you is just so yesterday.

 Chase : It's my fault for letting you talk me into the implant.

 Jana : We're not lovers, we're best friends. We wanted our kids to have two parents.

Good news. You've got a broken rib, we're gonna give you some painkillers.

 Nurse : - She was bleeding internally. - She didn't say anything.

 Monica : Hey, Rach! The tampons here are only a penny. Let's stock up.

We ran out of gas and don't know where we are, so we can't get a tow truck.

 Phoebe : So please, please, please don't say anything to Chandler.

- All right, put them up. Come on. - Hey, you're pretty good at this.

 Taub : Bought a suitably cruddy set of fife and drum napkin rings online.

 Leonard : you can focus on the real people who are already in your life.

 Monica : I have, like, five times. But the guy is so charming...

 Monica : ...I go up there to yell, then I end up apologizing to him.

 Cuddy : You are being pretty aggressive about destroying a man's livelihood.

 Cuddy : - His kid brother drops out. - An American dream destroyed.

 House : You're acting like someone who shoved somebody off their roof.

 House : Look, she is making a medical decision based on never wanting to feel regret.

 House : You're making a legal decision based on wanting me to be wrong.

l may not know a lot about babies, but do you really think l'm not capable?

Let me just get this straight. So my two friends die, l get Emma.

 Chandler : Then my wife dies. Then Emma, the one tiny ray of hope left in my life...

 Patrice : Some of her students were embarrassed that they needed help,

 Castle : And when she figured out what he was doing, he killed her.

 Alexis : As soon as Mrs. Tolbert said "chemistry," I remembered.

 Alexis : Two identical chemistry books were found at the scene of the crime.

 Castle : So maybe the other one belonged to one of her students.

 Alexis : If you lost one, you'd have to pay a fine. You'd want it back.

 Alexis : Dad, if we figure out whose book this is, we might find our killer.

 Regina : She just needs time. She just needs more time to find you the right drug.

 House : Adenosine slows the heart, which is fine, if it's beating fast like yours,

 House : Martyr's heart is beating dangerously slow. Are we good to go?

 Chandler : This right here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by. Bye-bye.

Being stood up two nights in a row has left a crab cake sized hole in my heart.

 Waiter : Guys, give it a rest. Nobody's betting on you tonight.

 Waiter : Although we do have a pool going to see how long it takes that guy to cry.

Let me see your hands, right now! Let's see your hands, right now!

 Gates : Wow! Brought out the old guy, huh? Can only mean one thing.

 Castle : Calm in the lair of his enemy, with a resting heart rate of 50.

I just wanted to bring in literary flair to the moment, you know?

 Beckett : He's had to put him in a cab on more than one occasion.

 Beckett : Ryan's got a warrant and he's searching his place right now.

 Montgomery : We can't count on circumstantial evidence to carry this case.

 Mr. Flynn : the naming of a thing would seem to be of paramount importance.

 Mr. Flynn : my name is the least consequential thing for you to know right now.

 Castle : Like a boy named Sue? Maybe your mother called you Dufus?

 Mr. Flynn : But for operational purposes, I'm known as Mr. Flynn,

 Mr. Flynn : you will have revealed the names of everyone who knows about LokSat.

and the company has made great leaps in the field of chemical truth agents.

 Ross : I'm gonna go out on a limb and say "No divorces in '99!"

 Ross : I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy.

 Monica : Maybe your resolution should be not to make fun of your friends.

 Sheldon : - Did anyone touch it? - Gloves were worn by everyone involved.

 Sheldon : Ramona pointed out that I've been wasting 20 minutes a day...

 Ramona : Time which would be better spent tackling the great physics problems of our day.

 Sheldon : You don't tackle the big issues, Ramona. You fence with them. En garde. Riposte.

 Ramona : There won't be any room until they get rid of the permanent Leslie Winkle exhibit.

From the ages of 7 to 9, we were inseparable, and I didn't even get invited!

There! There! Her back looks like that. That's not broad, is it?

You know, I don't I like this table either. Maybe we should move again.

 Lily : It was funny at first, but then it became a daily thing.

 Lily : I thought, "Okay, well, at least he's not leaving the house like that. "

 Ted : For most of us, it's the distance from the bedroom to the bathroom.

 Ted : But as your self-esteem gets smaller, your underpants radius gets bigger.

 Susan : It's freezing out here and I've been working myself up to saying this,

 Susan : But we were just married and it was new and that's what I cared about.

I know the groceries and everything are a little much, that's just what I do.

 Lenanne Wellesley : What does any of this have to do with my stolen ring?

 Winston Wellesley : Mother, did you go to Olivia's apartment that night?

 Lenanne Wellesley : No. I said, "Take care of it," and it was taken care of.

 Frank Davis : - Sorry, pal. Got the wrong guy. - I don't think so, pal.

 Montgomery : I just spent the better part of the day sweating a guard named Patterson

 Montgomery : who works in the prison where Brady Thompson was killed.

 Frank Davis : I don't know any Brady Thompson and I don't know any Patterson.

 Montgomery : That's funny, 'cause he knows you. Said that you paid him

 Montgomery : to monitor Brady Thompson's calls about a package.

 Montgomery : Said that you paid him to have a lifer put a shiv in Brady Thompson's back.

 Castle : - So, Frank was the family hitman? - More like the family fixer.

 Montgomery : He cleaned up all types of dirt for Senator Wellesley back in the day.

 Montgomery : And then after he got rid of Olivia on Mrs. Wellesley's orders,

 Montgomery : until he found someone desperate enough to cut a deal.

 Castle : would he suddenly stop paying Brady to do his jail time?

 Foreman : News story said her name's Chloe Jefferies. Why does that matter?

 House : There's no significant elevation in white blood cell count.

 House : Because my assumption is backed up by millions of men, and Taub,

 Foreman : he wouldn't have gotten agitated and punched his wife.

 House : If you're speaking as Dean of Medicine, then I'd say you're a moron.

 Foreman : everything you're saying is post hoc rationalization.

 Rachel : They never have any paper in there. So my rule is, "No tissue, no tushy."

 Page : I just want to ask you a few questions about Howard Wolowitz.

 Sheldon : the stiff penalties for impersonating a federal officer

 House : Although if you did come, maybe you could swing by the Hunan Palace

Okay, then, I guess I'll just get something from the hospital cafeteria,

 Adams : It was a two-for-one sale I couldn't resist. I need to justify buying them.

 Park : You do know I punched the last person that pissed me off?

Let's take care of this one. If I get pregnant again, I have your card.

 ADDISON : But they are substantially different sizes for a very unique reason.

But we broke up. See, she got pregnant. I wanted to get married, she didn't.

 GREG : We were barely speaking six weeks after the conception, let alone having sex.

 GREG : I can't believe you did this. I can't believe you didn't tell me.

 BAILEY : And yet no one is questioning your competence as a surgeon.

I need a button. I'm down to my last clean shirt and I'm missing a button.

 Castle : I just wrote my first soap scene, which they are about to shoot.

"We already know who the killer is, so you're wasting my time." Me.

 Vince Powers : Can we close the down-stage door to get better eyes on Mandy, please?

The one I had you submit for the Montenegro Journalism Fellowship.

 Rachel : You were supposed to be in there so I'd see your thing!

 Chase : But he's not in prison, and it's kind of hard to gas a guy

 House : Which is why Arceus created a universe with three states of matter,

 House : Because dangerous people don't break into your home, they live in it.

 House : And although his kids are old enough to want Daddy dead,

 Penny : Why don't you come over next Saturday and watch the game?

-He drops off a screen, out of bounds-- -Okay, a completed pass.

The only thing I've learned is that American men love drinking beer...

If people cut back on the beer, you could get out the bathroom...

 Chase : Just so you know, whatever you're trying to prove, it won't be enough.

 Kutner : Nothing in the anterior or posterior cerebral arteries.

 Kutner : Were your foster homes all around here, or did you have to change schools?

 Sophia : Is chatting about lousy foster parents supposed to relax me?

 Kutner : I think most foster parents do it because they want to do something decent.

 Foreman : Nothing around the vertebral artery. No sign of spasms.

 Kutner : I forget. Did he come to your house, or call you down to the station?

 Sophia : Came to my house. I cried into the guy's shirt for an hour.

 Kutner : Lights up when we use our imagination, doesn't light up when we're telling the truth.

 Leonard : So am I driving you to work, or are you still mad at me?

 Sheldon : You say you're taking me to work, but for all I know,

 CHRISTINA : I'll meet you in the cafeteria in a couple minutes, all right?

 MEREDITH : You're married. You're married, and you said things to me.

 MEREDITH : Which makes none of this normal. It makes me a home wrecker.

Meredith, I'm not gonna pressure you. Take all the time you need.

 CALLIE : You guys should think about getting a hotel room or something.

 Wilson : Everything you've done, your work, your sense of morality.

 Chandler : This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us.

 Monica : But we haven't heard a thing from the adoption agency.

 Chandler : Next year, it's gonna be you, me and little Hemingway Bing.

Okay, let's see. Okay, the turkey's in the oven. The stuffing is ready.

You know, you always cook this meaI all by yourself. Let me help this year.

 Monica : But you don't have to do everything Dr. PhiI tells you to do.

 Chandler : I'm serious, let me do something. Just not the turkey. Nothing high-profile.

Then come, hang out. Let them see what a great guy you still are.

 Beckett : We also know that you put $15 million into a holding account.

good reviews would've gotten him another meeting with my brother.

 Beckett : it would have been tough to get him to walk away from that role.

 Castle : With your brother dead, the life rights would revert to you.

 Castle : You told Zane he could star in and direct his dream project?

 Hector : Only, I guess, Zane had already promised the job to someone else.

 Castle : That's certainly a scene you can relate to, isn't it, Ms. Cherloff?

 Castle : we're here with a tale of our own, one with betrayal and jealousy,

When I wasn't poor Izzie laying on the floor in her prom dress with her...

 IZZIE : And there's all this pressure 'cause everyone's hovering around me

 IZZIE : or flip out or yell or cry some more. And I'm happy to play my part.

 IZZIE : I'm happy to say the lines and do whatever I'm supposed to be doing

 ALEX through the door of the bathroom, to Izzie lying on the floor, unresponsive : Izzie...

 DEREK : Trail mix and warm soda. Who puts warm soda in their locker?

 Sheldon : ...Miscellaneous Duties, you are obligated to take me to the dentist.

See? Here, after "providing a confirmation sniff on questionable dairy products."

 Leonard : It's ridiculous, I'm your roommate, not your chauffeur.

...than drive you to the good model train store in Garden Grove...

 Leonard : ...because the one in Pasadena has gotten too big for its britches.

 Sheldon : Hold on. Are you saying that you want to invoke Clause 209?

 Leonard : I don't know what that is, but if it means I can go home and sleep, then yes.

 Sheldon : Think carefully here. Clause 209 suspends our friendship...

 Sheldon : Our responsibilities toward each other would be rent...

 Sheldon : ...utilities and a perfunctory chin jut of recognition as we pass in the hall.

 Beckett : What am I supposed to say? Everyone is looking at me.

 Beckett : I'm not meant to be the bad guy in this case, you are.

 Beckett : Please don't tell me, after four years, you don't actually know the look.

 Beckett : Michelle Twohey, the divorce lawyer for the rich and famous?

 Castle : And strikes fear into the heart of many a soon-to-be ex-husband.

So a night clerk around the corner saw a man fleeing the scene at 11 : 45 p.m.

 Beckett : Okay. You guys see how R. Garrison figures into this,

 Beckett : So, Corey, how long had you and Michelle been dating?

 Beckett : I mean, I don't know how, Castle, but he killed Kim Foster.

 Castle : There's been no developments? Usually, you call me with news.

 Castle : some sort of penetrating insight that would lead us to a breakthrough.

 Castle : What if Gates confided in Jerry about the previous murders?

 Beckett : And he thinks that Gates had something to do with it.

 Castle : Sounds like Gates is afraid of what Jerry Tyson knows.

 Beckett : Listen, Jerry. We just need a little more information on Marcus Gates.

 Beckett : The DA has agreed to get you an early release and police protection.

 Alfred : Leonard, if you don't mind, I-I think I'm a little tired.

 Sheldon : They don't want dessert 'cause they filled up on bread.

 House : Check his home for toxins, and his sinuses for thrombosises.

 Thirteen : Apparently he didn't drink the coffee, just smelled it.

 Taub : Daddy just pays some bills and reads just enough bedtime stories

The building's half empty. He'd rather a view of the turnpike than the park.

You're surprised the guy's a pragmatist after looking at this place?

 Joey : And with Joey, I pretty much have to make it up on my own.

 Rachel : -I just fell right off the couch there. -Yeah, you did.

Didn't the brightest minds in the world believe the Earth was flat?

And up till 50 years ago, you thought the atom was the smallest thing...

 Phoebe : ...until you split it open and this whole mess of crap came out.

 Phoebe : Are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant...

 Phoebe : ...that you can't admit that there's a teeny, tiny possibility...

 DEREK : I'm gonna go. You stay. I'll get my clothes in the morning.

 ADDISON : No, no, no. We can survive this. Derek, we can survive this.

I can't look at you. I look at you and I feel nauseous. I just...

 ADDISON : If you go now... If you go now, we're not going to get through this.

 CHRISTINA : Stentless valve replacement for infectious endocarditis you performed.

And your use of transmyocardio revascularization. I'm Cristina Yang.

 CHRISTINA : If I could just get the chance to study under you, I would be...

How much longer? - 9 : 30. I figure she was on the eighth hole when I paged her.

I ran a T.S.H., T3 and T4. The patient's negative for hypothyroidism. I'm not talking about you.

 House : The fact that he's getting better would indicate the unreliability of the tests.

If I'm right and it's a viral infection, one of two things always happen : 

the patient dies, or the patient's immune system fights off the invader.

 House : Her leg hurts after running six miles. Who knows? Could be anything.

He's getting better. That doesn't prove you're right. That just proves he's getting better.

could box his kidneys and liver, impeding his ability to fight off the virus.

 House : Don't look away. The space monkeys will be all over you.

 Foreman : - You wanna bet on the patient's health? - You think that's bad luck?

 House : You think that God will smite him because of our insensitivity?

 House : If he's fighting off a virus like you think, it'll be way up.

 Beckett : Someone who pointed us to Lone Vengeance in the first place.

 Beckett : Lone Vengeance was shaking down your dealers, burning your trucks.

 Castle : all these times Lone Vengeance was harassing your people,

CASTLE : So, you figured, why not kill two birds with one stone.

 Castle : Get rid of Faris and hang the murder on Lone Vengeance.

 Monica : -Yeah, is that okay? -Did your dad ever dress up like Santa?

I mean, did we not have as much fun? Don't I deserve a few tears?

 Martha Rodgers : It's a minor miracle, our final total is below 300.

 Richard Castle : My pre-wedding signing obligations are finished.

 Castle : You mean the perfect venue. A 360-degree view of Manhattan.

 Alexis : The tuxes will be in tomorrow evening. Did you tell Esposito and Ryan?

 Castle : I did. They will be here to try them on and to collect them.

 Castle : You are the most adorable best man a groom could hope for.

 Martha : Ah, hi, Gerard. Put them over there with the others. Thank you.

 Kate Beckett : because I will be pretty much unreachable for the next three weeks.

 Kevin Ryan : Okay. What are you more excited about, the wedding or the honeymoon?

 Javier Esposito : Three weeks in the Maldives on a private island? What do you think?

 Beckett : is having to say my vows in front of all those people.

 Ryan : You'll be fine. Just imagine your wedding guests are murder suspects.

 Captain Victoria Gates : You know, I was so nervous before my wedding

 Captain Victoria Gates : that I ran into a wall and got a black eye.

 Captain Victoria Gates : You're about to experience one of the most important days of your life.

 Chandler : Was it formerly owned by a blond woman and some bears?

Phoebe, he wants you here. It's great. You can make yummy noises.

-And Monica, what are you gonna make? -I don't know. It's gotta be great.

You're not suggesting that we spend all of the money on the wedding?

...and I kind of had some of it earmarked for the future, not just for a party.

I realize that, honey, but I'm not gonna spend all the money on one party.

We can always earn more money. We're only gonna get married once.

 Chandler : I understand, but I have to put my foot down. The answer is no.

 Wilson : Any other doctor would have done the exact same thing.

 House : And since the blood tests were negative, I have to apologize.

 House : If I feel better, then you're right. I'm just feeling an emotion.

 House : I know you're in pain. I know that I caused it. I'm sorry.

 Esposito : Looks like it took a hit on the right side. Busted a tail light.

 Adams : And it's possible that repressing all that grief he's felt

 Derrick : I don't even know if this voice in my head is something I invented,

 House : He must have nicked something in my peripheral nervous system.

 House : If it's alleviating pain, who knows what else it's doing?

 Sheldon : ...can be achieved by creating a macroscopic example of quantum superposition...

 Sheldon : ...the principle that a physical system exists partially in all its possible states at once.

 Sheldon : ...with an account of what your father wrote to you...

 Sheldon : ...only one of which is true, and we don't tell you which one it is...

 Sheldon : ...you will forever be in a state of epistemic ambivalence.

 Penny : Yeah, and I said if it wasn't epistemic, we might as well not do it.

 House : She's about to become a permanent member of Team House.

 Masters : Not until we figure out why your sense of smell is off.

 Foreman : Don't worry, I don't think the collection agency has an office in the park.

 Leonard : Getting the electron accelerator set up. We should be ready day after tomorrow.

 Bernadette : -Boy, I'd love to see that. -You're welcome to come.

 Howard : Inviting my girlfriend to come see your electron accelerator?

 Flanagan : Now, for a minute, I thought maybe he was being tailed.

 Hayley : So you just sat around drinking whiskey and avoiding the subject.

 Hayley : Well, that has to be the stupidest thing I've heard all day.

We called about half a dozen specialty shops that stock that tire,

 Esposito : Thaddeus Magnus. He's a professional government protestor.

 Esposito : He's got multiple arrests for civil disobediences. And get this,

 Castle : How does a guy in a wheelchair lift someone into a tank of water?

 Castle : there's an unexpected twist where things aren't always what they seem.

 Beckett : We need to ask you a few questions about Zalman Drake.

 Lanie : He was asphyxiated before he was lowered into the tank.

 Surgeon : It's definitely CCAM. I should be able to resect them.

 House : Looks like asystole. Paddling isn't going to do anything.

 Sheldon : ...it's too early to discount the possibility of this being an inside job.

 Leonard : Would I be completely out of line to ask you to shoot him?

 Policeman : I'd be happy to put him under a 72-hour psychiatric hold.

We're done. Call this number, and we'll fax you a copy of the report.

 Policeman : Do you have any more information that might be relevant?

 Sheldon : Goodness. Where do I begin? For instance, my laptop...

 Sheldon : ...contained four out of the five gedanken experiments necessary...

 Sheldon : ...and see if anyone posts such a restatement in the next couple of months.

 Sheldon : If so, the authors are most likely in possession of my stolen laptop.

Is the best place to put something that cooks food underneath poison?

 House : Wouldn't want to be the duty nurse assigned to his floor.

 Foreman : We put him on steroids, he didn't respond. It's not autoimmune.

 Greg House : Cross-species mating. I feel like Darwin in the Galapagos.

 Greg House : She's a Cutthroat Bitch, you cry over Dark Victory.

 Greg House : She's obviously limber enough to put off the meltdown for two months.

 James Wilson : I've broken the pattern, House, which is why this has a chance.

 James Wilson : I know you're too suspicious to accept that without getting out your ruler

 James Wilson : and your calipers and your scanning equipment, so,

Then why was he avoiding the limo garage at his 3 : 00 a.m. Lunch break?

 Beckett : Maybe he wasn't avoiding it. Maybe something else was going on.

 Beckett : Most limo companies use GPS services to track their vehicles.

 Beckett : Maybe they can tell us where Cam was going all those nights.

 Sandra : Sorry it took me so long to get here. This time of year is always bad.

 Castle : I don't know if we should just be handing him over to strangers.

 Beckett : I don't hate babies, Castle. I just don't see the appeal.

 Beckett : I think that if you have an insight, you should run it by me first.

But if I see that doorknob turn, I will have you know, Mr. Castle,

 Castle : I was hoping for bacon and eggs, but your eggs were expired

 Castle : Figured that from the Styrofoam temple you got going on in that refrigerator.

 Castle : Coffee's brewed. I think your filter's broken, though.

 Chandler : Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night.

 Cameron : He almost died. He can't take a few days at home with his family?

 House : People only change after a trauma if they wanted to change before the trauma.

 House : You lost husband number one, no surprise that the death of a colleague

 Cameron : 'Cause I thought you were too busy with your lecture...

 Cameron : I didn't want you to propose out of some sort of knee-jerk reaction

 Chase : Well, I guess you don't have to worry about that anymore.

 Cameron : I don't care how it happens, I just want it to happen.

- Yeah, you already said that. - I know. But she was... on fire.

 Cristina : I am the best intern you've got. And you are wasting me on puke and boils.

 Foreman : But you have to understand that we're a hospital, not a temple.

 Lida : He told me as long as I wasn't saying no to your treatment,

 Phoebe : Actually, you are the one person I can't tell this to.

 Cameron : - I'm kind of spoiled. - Well, we'll get you a hut with a view.

 Foreman : - Dr. Charles... - I know. I know. Hospital regulations.

 Sebastian : You might even find that without the technological crutches,

I can ask you halfway around the world, I can't ask you to a restaurant a block away?

 Sebastian : You can't date patients, right? I wouldn't wanna risk your precious objectivity.

 Sebastian : like a three-year-old to a blanket. Don't get too worked up.

 Sebastian : Stay calm. Stay cool and maintain the correct perspective.

The only flaw in their argument is that when you have millions of people dying,

 Sebastian : the correct perspective is to be yelling at the top of your lungs.

 Wilson : Hey. Cuddy said you needed a consult. What's up? I'm busy.

 Cameron : - I was just being glib. - You haven't said anything.

 Cameron : No. Before, when I was talking about Brandon's girlfriend thinking sex could kill you.

 Cameron : I was just making a joke because I was uncomfortable.

 Chase : Oh, I don't even remember what you said. I'm uncomfortable about sex.

 Chase : - Well, we don't have to talk about this. - Sex could kill you.

 Cameron : Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex?

 Cameron : Core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets.

 Cameron : The brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere.

 Cameron : and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight.

 Cameron : And if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would've died out eons ago.

Um, well, you see... Okay, Jenny and I, we're looking to have a new nanny.

 Lanie : And I've got your murder weapon. A picture of it, anyway.

 Lanie : I used the autopsies of the Phantom's victims to generate this.

I haven't verified it yet. I'd still have to speak with one of his exes.

 Sheldon picks up train : ...with her husband and best friend, Mark...

 Sheldon picks up train : Hardly makes her an expert in making friends, wouldn't you agree?

localized melanoma removed two years ago, cataracts. And he can't breathe.

 House : He was about to dissect one of his lab rats when he collapsed.

 House : The little vermin seized the day, so to speak, and went medieval on his ass.

 Cameron : - We're talking about you. - Obviously. I'm obviously not.

 House : What is it with you people? I don't use the cane, you're shocked.

 Chase : - The guy who wrote that textbook? - Not that textbook, the textbook.

Of course, most of them look a lot better in knee socks than Ezra Powell,

 Chase : Oxygenation is through the floor, and lungs are full of fluid.

Or his lungs, probably from years of inhaling toxic chemicals in his lab.

- Not the lungs, chest x-ray's clean. - So's his EKG, it's not his heart.

 House : Outside the hospital, he can't breathe, inside the hospital, he can.

Because we help. At least, enough to screw with our test results.

 House : Source of the problem's either in his heart or his lungs.

 Barney : and said that he thought The Arcadian should be a landmark...

 Wilson : I'm more clever and more devious. You can even have it back.

 Wilson : My problem is you thinking you're always one step ahead of me.

lf it means that much to you, l may be able to get onboard with the boobs...

lf you can't handle this, what will you be like in the hospital...

...with the blood and screaming and the little person that's shooting out of her?

 Rachel : Joey, why did you tell Chandler that Monica was getting a boob job?

Okay, so l'm out $4000 and nobody's boobs are getting any bigger?

Hey. Hey, what do you guys think about this : Ross, the Divorce Force.

 Castle : Doesn't happen often, but I am feeling it, this is our guy.

Where were you last night between the hours of... When was that again?

 Beckett : - Are you familiar with Ashley Cosway? - Well, yeah, sure. The doc.

 Castle : - Well, she was murdered last night. - What? The doc's dead?

Can you confirm your whereabouts between 7 : 30 and 9 : 00 last night?

 Beckett : Mr. Ross, you have a history of violence. Assault. Battery.

 Ross : Okay, Doc Cosway showed me that I was only hurting myself.

Come on, Hal, we know something bad happened last Friday. Come on.

You want to talk to somebody, you try the appointment before mine.

 Ross : Judy and I, we were in the little waiting room before our session,

 Ross : I don't know. But this guy was cursing Doc Cosway out big-time.

 Leonard : that would've finally let him open that bottle of champagne?

 Howard : but it shouldn't be too hard to run the numbers and check.

 Leonard : Well, maybe we can get some time on the supercomputer.

 Raj : Or we could talk to this guy he used to share an office with.

 Leonard : Because you don't know how to do cryptanalysis, do you?

 House : Come on. How hard can it be to tell me what you already know?

She's 12. -She spends a lot of time in pools... exposure to chemicals.

 House : No. She's got her mom's eyes and a red patch of hair just like Dad.

That could explain the rash and muscle pain, but probably not the bleeding or seizures.

You think she's allergic to polyester? - Not unless she's been competing in the nude all these years.

 Foreman : They've been visiting her pretty regularly, but none of them are sick. What about the guys?

 Foreman : - None of them are sick either. - Which guys visited her?

 Esposito : It's a girls' night out. There won't be a competition.

 Zhang : The moment you think it's a struggle, that's when you fall.

 Beckett : You know, there's one thing that doesn't add up, though.

 Frankie : Nobody wants to hear about that stuff. Readers don't.

 House : People who don't really care about you don't, but doctors might.

 House : A lot of people misunderstand how a vegetarian diet works.

 House : You take in less unusable material, and your waste gets more efficient,

 Chase : and you'll be on meds for a few years, but basically, yeah, your odds are good.

 Bernadette : ...and the last one there has to do the measuring.

 Amy : You don't have to say good night to painting Amy, she's never leaving.

 Amy entering : Those singing hooligans really got my motor running.

 Lanie : I'll have a better idea once I get her back to the lab.

 Lanie : - Not the day they had planned. - Yeah, or the surprise guest.

 Beckett : Yeah. Why wouldn't I be? Just keep me posted on the labs.

 Castle : Does that mean the groom is a grown-up, too? All work and no play?

 Kyra : All the things you worry about going wrong at your wedding...

 Greg : You'll have to excuse us. We have people arriving downstairs.

 Jeremy : She's okay. Baby, it was just a bad dream. Everything's okay.

 Jeremy : Well, she's talking, right? I mean, she's coming out of it.

-I haven't told you her middle name yet. -Well, don't. Just don't.

 Castle : Wait, were the first two victims related to Fosse's girlfriend?

 Esposito : Yeah, the woman he killed last night was the girlfriend's cousin.

 Castle : And the first victim worked for the DA's office. They helped relocate her.

 Beckett : Fosse didn't want revenge, he was looking for information from them.

 Ryan : She gave birth eight months after the trial. How did you know?

 Beckett : It's his. He didn't find out about it until he got out.

 Castle : Fosse was desperate to see his kid just once before he dies.

 Castle : But the mother has hidden the child away, so Fosse lashed out,

 Beckett : Castle, there's barely a minute left. You've gotta go.

 Beckett : If he finds the name I'll type it in myself. If not...

 Rasher : Why would I bother wasting my time on my competitor's technology?

 Castle : It's no secret your last two rocket launches were spectacular failures.

 Beckett : Well, the best way to convince me of that is to tell me where Granger is.

 Granger : He promised me the pilot's slot on his mission if I did.

Because I didn't want it to look like I had anything to do with this.

 Granger : Oh, come on, if I killed Tom, do you really think I'd be stupid enough

 Granger : I wasn't using the tunnel to get in. It was a drop point.

 Beckett cont'd : - Or a pan. - Bam! Fractures her skull. It's over.

 Beckett : He's got to figure out a way of getting her out of the apartment

 Beckett : Okay. So, no car. How does he get the body out of the apartment?

 Castle : In my building, if you have something picked up or delivered,

 Roger : Yeah, here, too. Delivery that big, you have to sign the ledger.

 Sheldon : Joke if you must, but you're going to miss these moments.

 Sheldon : this was your last time driving me to the grocery store.

 Sheldon : we'll hit the produce section for one last crazy blowout.

 Sheldon : Please don't take my looking forward to Leonard's return

 Sheldon : as criticism of the job you've been doing in his absence.

 Leonard : I didn't tell Sheldon so we could have a few days alone.

 Sheldon off : Three of the eggs are clearly not jumbo. Grab your keys.

 Barry : Before we start, I just want to warn you, fencing isn't a joke.

 Barry : I hope you're not here because you think it's going to be

 Castle : Esposito, you said that there was a TV station in the Colfax Building?

 Beckett : They replaced the official lotto balls with the doctored ones,

 Castle : the argon would make the balls expand enough they wouldn't go in the chute.

 Castle : and gotten them too close. And celluloid is flammable...

 Dean : They're placed in a safe that only two people have access to.

 Castle : That airshaft ran all the way down to the sub-basement.

 Castle : and they're covering the front and the back of the building,

 Castle : Then he blows the place, and everyone thinks he's been killed.

 Gates : What better way to cover his tracks than disappear in a fire?

Each was uploaded to the site shortly after the buildings burned.

 Gates : That's him. He's checking out his work. What's this member's name?

 Tori : I don't have his real name. Just a username. Firebug 4-4-7.

 Howard : So I guess there's nothing for us to do but wait to be captured or killed.

 Howard : All the while knowing that there's a paint pellet out there with your name on it.

Scott Seibert, 18. No fractures or internal bleeding. Got pretty lucky.

Multiple healed fractures on clavicle and humerus. Third and fourth rib.

 Cristina : She has a large yellowing bruise over her right kidney, tender to palpation.

 Cristina : Said she got it from a fall last week. She's bleeding.

 Cristina : Running the bowel entails removing all 36 feet of the intestine

from the body cavity, searching for the balloons then cutting them out.

 Bailey : Grey, book an OR. Yang, Karev, you're in. I need all the hands I can get.

Because I wanna go back and keep myself from getting a time machine.

 Sheldon : You can't. If you were to prevent yourself from buying it in the past...

 Sheldon : ...you would not have it available to stop yourself from buying it.

 Sheldon : Ergo, you would still have it. This is a classic rookie time-travel mistake.

 Leonard : Can I go back and prevent you from explaining that to me?

 Sheldon : If you were to travel back in time and knock me unconscious...

 Sheldon : ...motivating you to go back and knock me unconscious.

 Sheldon : Well, it was a number of things. First, the late hour.

 Monica : Sometimes it bothers me that I'll never have that feeling.

Aren't you freaked out that you'll never sleep with anybody else?

I was dangerously dehydrated the first six months of our relationship.

For me, the rush is knowing that we'll be together the rest of our lives.

Knowing you're having these thoughts, we're back to panic, anxiety and...

 Barney : It would be pretty devastating to find out that wasn't true.

 Howard : You realize that's the first time we've ever done that

 Penny : does not mean I need to go out and hook up with some guy.

 Wilson : Homeless. Admitted 24 hours ago with a suspected drug overdose.

Homeless always means no roof. Leads to too much sun. No, the lesions were noncancerous.

 Ross : - Not out of clothes. - Can Phoebe borrow your green dress?

 Phoebe : How could it not be breezy? No. Because you're in such a breezy place.

I got it. I will play my message and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.

 Beckett : What was the exact nature of your relationship with Wolf?

 Sandra : how passionate he was with his ingredients, I fell in lust.

 Sandra : My husband and I were the first through the doors when Q3 opened.

 Sandra : I could shoot porn in my living room, he'd have no idea.

 Beckett : You're the primary suspect in a murder investigation.

 Sandra : that it was time to grow up, turn over a new damn leaf.

 Beckett : Mrs. Meyers, you cheat on your husband on a regular basis.

 Leonard : He handed you the box directly and called you Stretch.

Wait. You' re not G. Stephanopoulos? Man, my dad's gonna kill me!

 Pizza Guy : Yeah, this one goes across the street. I gave him yours. Bonehead! Bonehead!

Was this a small Mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks?

lsn't there just a little part of you that wants to get up there?

 Ross : ...until she finds the one she wants, and l'm gonna die alone.

 Beckett : She said that search teams didn't find anything in the woods.

 Castle : Yeah. That's because Cole knew he couldn't leave her out there,

 Beckett : His business partner said that he left at 6 : 00 p.m., not at 8 : 00.

 Beckett : Taylor McKinley, that woman that you took pictures of,

 Beckett : Castle, I don't have any jurisdiction. This isn't my case.

 Taylor Mckinley : What's the big deal? That stuff happens every day.

 Sheldon : The core problem is that Amy and Wil do not like each other...

 Sheldon : ...which is baffling because they're both crazy about me.

 Sheldon : And I like them, which indicates they're bright and interesting...

 Sheldon : Get the Mad Hatter on the horn. I'm having a tea party.

 Sheldon : I drink tea all the time. I think I know what I'm doing.

 House : Which means that instead of 12 hours, he's probably got less than two.

 Cameron : It could affect a cancer of the blood, like one of the leukemias.

 Castle : I studied with one of the best safecrackers in the biz.

 Esposito : We also ran Beckett and Castle's cells. They're both off grid.

 Gates : They were working the John Doe with you. Where could they have gone?

 Beckett : But we found no connection between this Harley and the pizza joints.

 Beckett : Did Burns ever mention the name Harley in any of his stories?

 Charles Shaw : Gordon was embedded with the Second Marine Division in Gulf II.

 Charles Shaw : They do. They're both characters from old film noir movies.

 Charles Shaw : This guy Harley, what kind of drugs was he dealing?

 Charles Shaw : When someone needed product, they use a code word.

 Howard : ...I'm the only one making any real-world contribution to science and technology.

 Raj : He's right. This is an important achievement for two reasons : 

 Sheldon : Playing on the use of cardinal numbers as euphemisms for bodily functions.

 Sheldon : You told me it's mind-blowing, so my mind is going into it pre-blown.

 Raj : ...you went to the bar and made a fool of yourself trying to pick up strange women.

 Alexis Castle : No, I know Northwestern is closer than Stanford,

 Alexis Castle : I'm just saying that's not where you want to go!

 Alexis : Look, Ash, I know you. And I think you need to get away from home.

 Alexis : but I don't want him to leave, and he doesn't want to leave,

 Alexis : but I don't want him to resent me for not going where he wants.

 Castle : A murder in the theater of the VB Tower Hotel? Victor Baron's place?

 Kate Beckett : No, but you won't be disappointed. This one's right up your alley.

"Raj, I can't come to the party. This is all just too much for me.

 Howard : I don't think we should see each other anymore. Sorry. Lucy."

Every once in a while, he'd lean over, stroke my hair, then touch my neck.

I haven't had that feeling since I first went out with Chandler.

No, a guy would say, "I'll never get to sleep with anyone else."

I'm so busy planning the wedding, I forgot about what I'll give up.

- That's 'cause they lived the Star Wars. - You gotta calm down.

 Marshall : and whether or not Stella likes it is actually important.

 Lily : Because they're not in love with Robin, and neither am I.

Kelley, your pregnancy test is negative and you're clean for STDs.

 Bailey : but polite doesn't seem to be getting you two very far.

But I think that she and I would actually be saying the same thing.

 Bailey : You will increase your chances of getting cervical cancer.

 Bailey : And you're too young for anyone to expect you to be smart

 Leonard : -...in the middle of the night? -Your cell phone was off.

 Sheldon : No, I'm still hopelessly stuck on that. But I figured out how to figure it out.

 Penny : I know I said I could handle your roommate, but I was wrong.

 Guru Saj : There is absolutely no way this is gonna come off...

-I'm sorry, I can't! I can't! -Yes, you can. I know you can do this.

Let's go. One more time. One final push. Ready? One, two, three.

 Beckett : See if you can find out who was calling him from that club.

 Esposito : There's no occasion. It's just 'cause we're bros. Best bros.

 Ryan : Logan's financials got us a line on where he was staying.

 Ross Dekoning : In fact, swing by tomorrow for my very special 21 st birthday bash.

 Beckett : we actually just need to ask you a few questions about Logan Moore.

 Sheldon : ...I'm going to go do work that promises significant results...

 House : but only half the calories and almost none of the lethality.

 Foreman he Sits Up : You sound like one of those anti-vaccine cranks.

 Foreman he Sits Up : You can't develop full-blown symptoms from the vaccine this quickly.

 House : Am I the only one who reads these things? Dad had kidney cancer.

 Broda he Gives The Doctor In The Dad's Room A Perfusion Bag, Via The Airlock : You know who Janet Parker is?

 Broda he Gives The Doctor In The Dad's Room A Perfusion Bag, Via The Airlock : In 1978, she was working at a university in England.

 Broda he Gives The Doctor In The Dad's Room A Perfusion Bag, Via The Airlock : Someone in a research lab on the floor below screwed up.

 Broda he Gives The Doctor In The Dad's Room A Perfusion Bag, Via The Airlock : Some smallpox virus managed to float up

 Broda he Gives The Doctor In The Dad's Room A Perfusion Bag, Via The Airlock : through the vents into the room where she was working.

 Broda he Gives The Doctor In The Dad's Room A Perfusion Bag, Via The Airlock : She died four days later, the last known person to die from smallpox.

 Broda he Gives The Doctor In The Dad's Room A Perfusion Bag, Via The Airlock : And the person in charge of the lab was so destroyed,

 Broda he Gives The Doctor In The Dad's Room A Perfusion Bag, Via The Airlock : he killed himself.

 Broda he Gives The Doctor In The Dad's Room A Perfusion Bag, Via The Airlock : Now that he's shedding, I can't open that door for anyone.

 Sheldon : In a Venn diagram, that would be an individual located...

 Sheldon : ...within the intersection of "no longer want time machine"...

 Howard : Even with shipping, it works out to less than $4 a pound.

 Howard : If we take the dish off, it might fit in the elevator.

 Sheldon : I've been meaning to ask you, do you think we should make a call about that?

...and never call her again, and things are gonna get uncomfortable?

Now that you told me l can't have her, makes me want her even more!

 Phoebe : I don't know. But, God, Joey seems to be handling it surprisingly well.

I forgot to write your mom a birthday card. Would you please do that for me?

 Foreman : Who would work for a doctor like that? And the ends justify the means?

 Chase : Endoscopy confirmed the vomiting was caused by variceal bleeding.

 Cuddy : I get it. House was right, it's the liver. Let's move on.

Schistosomiasis, the parasite could have... There's no eosinophilia.

 Cameron : Cirrhosis fits better. The question is, what caused it?

 Foreman : Could be hepatitis, Budd-Chiari... Or drugs and alcohol.

 Chase : And I'll search the patient's home for drugs and alcohol.

 Amy : Your Neurology Department Ioaned me a cuIture of prions...

 Amy : It's hard to make degenerative brain maladies hilarious, yet somehow you do.

 Amy : The real fun starts when you pick the rat to feed it to...

 Amy : ...and maybe you choose the beady-eyed mother who's been biting you all week.

 Howard : Please, we're eating. Can we get that off the table and change the subject?

 Sheldon : ...while I turn this conversation into a "conver-sensation."

...from "Artichoke : Come on, people, it's just a giant thistle"...

 Beckett : Nothing, except when you are testifying in a murder trial.

 Beckett : Look, being charming tells the jury that you're confident.

 Beckett : But being too charming tells them that you're trying to be manipulative.

 Castle : This is why you never had me testify in any of our cases.

 Beckett : This is the first time you'll be testifying in court,

 Castle : Especially since word on the street is the defense lawyer is a total hack.

 Castle : I mean, publicly, aren't we still supposed to be separated?

 Beckett : This is the Sadie Beakman murder trial we're talking about.

 Beckett : Her reporting from Iraq shaped the way many Americans saw the war.

 Beckett : Plus, it gave her the profile to launch her own news website.

 Beckett : And as Captain of the precinct that closed her murder case,

 Castle : A little thing just between the two of us that says, "I love you."

 Castle : No, this is my... That's the secret "I love you" signal.

 Penny : Anyway, when I told him we split up, he was heartbroken,

 Gates : You think federal prosecutor Spalding Elliot killed Shana Baker?

 Beckett : According to Mr. Jackson, right after Shana spoke to him,

 Castle : And he's a parent at her school, so she knew where to find him.

Look, it's no secret that Elliot is being groomed for bigger things.

you're gonna need more than just the word of a compromised journalist.

 Helen : and it's not like when Jake was around. I go through this by myself now.

- She doesn't like when people ask. - The ringer is with the chief.

 Izzie : Whoever it is loves Cristina. Everyone at Stanford loved Cristina.

 Burke : Like the greatest thing in cardio-thoracic surgery in a generation.

 Ross : Yes! From home to the hospital in under seven minutes! We did it.

I knew I'd get here fast, but this has gotta be some kind of a record!

 Ross : -How the hell did you beat us here? -We took a cab. Did you guys walk?

 Rachel : Ross, you stay here and talk. I'm gonna go have a baby.

Okay. Hi, this is Rachel Greene. I'm Ross Geller. We called from the car.

 Nurse : Right. We have a semi-private labor room waiting for you, so..

 Nurse : Yes, I see that here. Unfortunately, we can't guarantee a private room.

 Cameron : We write down the name of some medicine, and someone gives it to us.

 Sebastian : You know, there's parts of the world where you get knifed walking around with this.

You know, I emailed a couple of colleagues at the hospital about you.

 Cate : Yeah, well House is straightforward, brilliant and an ass.

 Cate : Makes me think that you're secretly a lot less nice than you seem.

 Cate : It's not an insult. Indiscriminate niceness is overrated.

 Penny : Well, I'm just asking if it's difficult to be fighting with your best friend.

 Sheldon : I wonder if I've been experiencing physiological manifestations...

 Penny : You should just talk to him. I'm sure you guys can work this out.

 Esposito : You've been arrested for possession of pseudoephedrine,

 Chad Rodrick : Those were all misunderstandings. I'm just a college student,

 Chad : No, but I'm going to guess it has something to do with class resentment.

 Chad : I bet it's a special treat for you to interrogate above your station.

 Chad : You guys can't arrest me. You don't have proof of anything.

 Esposito : And he'd just love to meet a handsome, young man of your station.

 Hawking : ...accelerating backwards through time is fascinating.

 Sheldon : Thank you. It just... It came to me one morning in the shower.

 Sheldon : It's just, I was thinking... Oh, gosh, golly. I made a boo-boo.

 Hold Voice : Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us.

 Hold Voice : Thank you for your patience. You're the next caller.

 Sheldon : The success or failure of our deceitful enterprise turns on details.

 Leonard : I don't get it. I already told her a lie, why replace it with a different lie?

 Sheldon : Well, first of all, your lie was laughably transparent...

 Sheldon : While you were sleeping, I was weaving an un-unravelable web.

 Sheldon : If she Googles Leopold Houston, she'll find a Facebook page...

 Sheldon : ...an online blog depicting his descent into drug use...

 Sheldon : ...and a desperate yet hopeful listing on eHarmony.com.

 Leonard : Okay, why would I go to a drug intervention for your cousin?

-Have you seen your guy's body? -No. Our guy's just a floating head.

And one time, when he was on the table, I looked at it. And I mean all of it.

 Monica : Fine. Your guy may have a great body, but our guy is really funny.

 Penny : I'm saying you and string theory sound like a relationship,

 Penny : and realize it's never gonna turn out the way you want.

 Penny : I know it's hard, honey, but in the end, that's how you grow.

 Alexis : I took money out of my savings and went back to the store.

 Alexis : When I got there, I put cash on the counter with a note

 Castle : If you didn't take anything, why did you feel responsible?

 Castle : Why are you even friends with these girls in the first place?

 House : that he'll write whatever he has to write to get rid of me.

 Alvie : Lecturing me on manic depression, like I couldn't write a book or two.

 Alvie : because nothing is wrong with me. No reason to keep dragging me back here.

 Alvie : When I'm on them, everything slows down, that's when the problem is.

 Alvie : I've already got the whole place wired, so I'll give you the rundown.

 Alvie : Good you came here. You need to know the lay of the land.

 Trey : and Lance couldn't just walk in there with a bag of money and fix things.

 Beckett : We have an audio recording of Boothe from that night.

 Booth : He's on the run, somewhere near that theater playing Hard Kill.

 Beckett : that you killed Lance in order to save your own skin.

 Raj at the workshop : Would you ladies please leave the room for a moment?

 Castle : and then took the data drive containing the explosive revelations.

 Castle : Are you sure? Because that would ruin a perfectly good theory.

 Esposito : Fariq was with the Syrian ambassador at a soccer game at Bennett Field.

 Beckett : Okay, so Amir and Yusef take a tour of Lower Manhattan.

 Beckett : he calls his wife, tells her that he's still working,

 Castle : Amir took his cab down St. Nicholas Ave to the 1600 block.

 Castle : So I'm just thinking the 1652 part of C-4-1-2-1-6-5-2 is an address.

 Castle : For reasons too disturbing to mention, I find that hot.

I'll switch my shifts at the restaurant. Maybe do nights instead of days.

 Jillian : - They can't talk to you, remember? - Right. I'm shunned.

but in order to remove the tumor and hopefully prevent its recurrence

 House : How come you guys have never tried to yank me off this case?

 House : No offense, but either you guys are getting smarter or I'm getting dumber.

 House : I know the test results even before you enter the room.

 House : As long as the delusion makes sense, my mind lets it go on.

 Leonard : - Just give us a few minutes. - I'm running really late.

 Sheldon : Go up to the roof, hop over to the next building... There's a gap.

 Sheldon : Don't look down if you're subject to vertigo... and use their stairwell.

- You're joking, right? - Oh, I never joke when it comes to vertigo.

 Sheldon : I don't know what you were worried about. I think it really works in the room.

 Leonard : Yeah. It is by far the coolest thing I have ever owned.

 Sheldon : The exact time machine that carried actor Rod Taylor...

 Raj : I think you'd be pleased to hear that this morning in the parking garage,

 Raj : I saw this oil stain on the ground that was shaped just like

 Sheldon : Although you may have earthly woes, get your mind back on the stars.

 Sheldon : Gee, even the lowly dung beetle chooses to plot its course

eating feces, living in feces and making little balls out of feces.

 Sheldon : So, you know, pick and choose which aspects of its lifestyle

 Raj : How can I meet someone new when everywhere I look, I see Lucy's face?

 Raj : Tell me you don't see her smile in the crust of this chicken pot pie.

 Thirteen : I'm sure your boss can do without you for a few days.

 Thirteen : Yeah, I mean, without you, who knows how much starch they'd put in her shirts?

 House : My patient is still fighting in the feminist trenches, but the war is over.

 House : Boy, you're really milking this bereavement thing, aren't you?

 Wilson : I'm just back for the week to wrap up my clinical and administrative duties.

 House : You of all people should know, this is bereavement 101.

 Ted : And Marshall never would've listened to The Indigo Girls if it weren't for Lily.

 Beckett : Castle told me that you decided to give the money back.

 Martha : They said their father loved me. He wanted me to have the money.

Maybe you could do something that would honor his memory somehow.

It is a high-performance vehicle designed to respond instantaneously

Nope. Nothing's missing either, so probably wasn't a burglary gone wrong.

 Lanie : Which is probably what killed her. She has a major intracranial injury.

 Castle : That is a superhuman feat, bordering on physically impossible.

 Lanie : Well, Hulk or no Hulk, liver temp puts the time of death

Which fits with our 911 call. Call came in at 9 : 08 from a cabbie

 Ryan : We're still not clear on that. We're trying to track him down.

 Ryan : Meanwhile, Espo's talking with Madison's family back at the precinct.

 Esposito : Do you know of anybody who might want to hurt your daughter?

 Mrs. Beaumont : Her favorite thing to do was plan events for everyone to enjoy.

 Esposito : We think whoever did this had to be unusually strong.

 House : Amphetamine withdrawal's a bitch. She thought that I was happy.

 House : I didn't know I was throwing down. Which got me to wondering...

 Porter : I'm gonna need to see some tuna, I'm gonna need to see some stamps, stereo...

 House : I'm trying to survive on one a day for the next few days.

 Taub : I do know what it looks like, so maybe this whole blindfold thing...

 House : On the other hand, I figured she probably wouldn't figure me

 House : as the "Photoshopping a photo and planting it in an obscure college paper" type either.

 Lucas : That's too bad. You wanted her to see you in a different light,

 House : You know, people hate people who have theories about people.

 Thirteen : It doesn't mean you have sex with two people at once.

 Thirteen : And by the way, you didn't ask me if I'd had a foursome.

 Thirteen : But now you've asked me two questions so I get to ask you two.

 Sarah : Walker's been getting in fights a lot at school, lately.

 Sarah : Last week, he hit another kid with a book, hard enough to draw blood.

 Chase : then came back, informed me I'd been forever poisoned by him

 Wilson : If you pussyfoot around it, she's not going to read your mind.

 Wilson : Let her know she's still connected to another human being.

 Wilson : What she doesn't need is a doctor who's not there with her

 Lupe : What do you mean? Like things are bad and that someday I'm gonna...

 Monica : I mean, I know I'd make general before any of you guys.

You all know I'm a pacifist, so I'm not interested in war in any way.

 Sheldon : Well, if it's of any help, I've read all the great moral philosophers...

 Leonard : I'm supposed to go see that girl from the comic book store, Alice.

 Leonard : But I don't know if I should, because I'm going out with Priya, but she's in India.

 Sheldon : - Go on. - Well, uh, they say at the end of your life...

 Leonard : ...you regret the stuff you didn't do more than the stuff that you did.

 Sheldon : You know, the German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche...

 Ryan : confirms that the family was at home watching television

 Esposito : She was looking to get out of town, but she wasn't going alone.

 Ryan : Maybe they figured it was just smarter to get out of town.

 Esposito : But according to the autopsy report Jane didn't have asthma,

ESPOSITO : Yeah, I'm gonna call the manufacturer and have them trace it.

 Esposito : Oh, and in case her traveling companion was waiting outside for her,

 Alex : Don't ever follow through on one of my patients, O'Malley.

 Mr. Duff : God, you're hot... in a Mrs. Livingston kind of way.

 Cristina : I'm gonna order an MRI so I can take a closer look at your brain.

 Mr. Duff : I wouldn't have picked you for the mommy track, Nurse Betty.

Look, I know the type. These guys want everybody to think they're a sideshow.

Sorry, I'm not very good with babies. I haven't been around them.

 Ross : Hopefully, the girl will come first, so Ben won't feel competitive.

 Ross : We won't wanna raise kids in the city, so we'll move to Scarsdale.

 Jim Van-eps : like he had to give it away 'cause he didn't deserve it somehow.

 Jim Van-eps : A man was hanging around a good part of the afternoon.

 Jim Van-eps : I'd never seen him before. But he went right up to Mr. Hixton

 Jim Van-eps : A few minutes later, they left and never came back.

 Beckett : And why wait? I mean, if the guy wanted to rob Hixton,

 Beckett : and Hixton's prints were on the bullets in the chamber,

 Esposito : It was empty, but as you can see, the dye pack in the bag went off,

 Esposito : He got off right around the time that Hixton was killed.

 Beckett : he could've picked up the bag after the dye pack went off.

is what is a 17-year-old doing with $2.3 million in bearer bonds?

 Beckett : That probably got her killed, not some psychic assassin.

 Beckett : No. Castle, I'm not choosing our song off of a list that includes

Uh, that song, I'm sure, ignited many a strip club romance in 1987.

 Castle : A year when The Bangles taught us how to Walk Like an Egyptian,

after getting pulled back in time to your days at Faircroft Prep.

 Beckett : Yeah, except Rebel Becks was a little too cool to go to a silly dance.

 Beckett : It's one of those seminal moments that I kind of wish I didn't skip out on.

Pulled footage from the hotel cameras around the time Hyde was killed.

 Beckett : There's plenty of people who aren't in our facial recognition database.

 Vikram : It's a civil liberties nightmare but very comprehensive.

 Beckett : and he's connected to this world, but he's technically dead,

 Alexis : What are the odds Peter really wanted this apartment for studying?

 Esposito : I thought Peter was majoring in marketing, not medieval torture.

 House : that could account for what she's got. There's only three of you guys.

 Hannah : Mom, could you just let it go? You shouldn't be worrying.

 Hannah : I shouldn't have gone out on the ice. I shouldn't have fallen down,

 Castle : I have ripped through everything in this room big enough to hide a bracelet.

Which is how I broke the hot dog maker. Also some notable books.

 Beckett : everything points to the fact that that bracelet should be in there.

I did, however, make some headway on my little stick-man theory.

 Castle : you risked your life, running into traffic to save an old gypsy woman.

She said, "As long as you keep it, no harm will ever befall you."

 Gates : I decided to give Frozen Heat a read. And you know what?

 Castle : I've got that scary little monstrosity to thank for it.

Oh, God, I'm so glad you're happy! I was afraid you'd be freaked.

 Leonard : I don't know. She already thinks I don't support this,

 Leonard : so if I call, it might look like I'm checking up on her.

 Leonard : She's a great actress. I'm proud she's taking this risk.

 Phoebe : It's fun, it's different, and no one else has a name like that.

 Mike : I do love it. And I love your name. I love Princess Consuela.

 Girl : I'm Mackenzie. My stupid parents are selling this house.

 Joey : Look, there's gotta be a way that we can stop this from happening.

 Joey : Okay, you come with me and you tell them that the house is haunted.

 Sheldon : I hope it's with a third good option because these first two : Blah.

 Alex : ...found out that Santiago Ramon y Cajal, the father of modern neuroscience...

 Rachel : Someone that has his own tux or the ability to rent a tux.

 Castle : which I'm sure forensics will show is the actual murder weapon.

Uh, Chief Brady, who got the information from McMurray on Bentley?

 Brady : Take it easy, Jones. We don't want anybody to get hurt.

 Deputy Jones : you throw your money around like you're better than us!

 Deputy Jones : But then Franklin's city money wasn't good enough for him.

Well, I'm always glad to help out my friends in law enforcement.

 Beckett : Chief Brady, not everyone could've handled themselves

 Castle : so why don't I just apologize for breaking into your car,

 Esposito : The cabbie said that Edmund had him wait so he could go meet somebody.

 Beckett : If Edmund came down here, and then he went back to Long Island City,

 Epsosito : Well, whoever was with him has got to have the answer to that.

 Esposito : it belongs to a Chuck Ames, but he's on vacation in Hawaii.

 House : You didn't use garlic. You didn't use it last night either.

 Future Ted VO : Of crazy lifestyle you can only find in the big apple.

 Lily : And then his cat and new vacuum cleaner both went missing.

 Esposito : Hey, I just got off the phone with an Assistant AG in D.C., an Allison Hyde.

 Esposito : She's leading the investigation into the deaths of her people.

 Castle : Does she have any idea this Vikram guy's connection to Beckett?

 Ryan : Now, you confess, you cop a plea, it's a different story.

 Esposito : You're gonna save the state all sorts of money on a trial.

 Esposito : - Like your boy, Jason. - No, no, I know my rights, all right?

 Castle : Copped a nice little plea. At your expense. Sorry, dude.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, once we realized that Jason was the alpha and wouldn't break,

Nice. When you guys came in the room and we knew you were playing,

 Ryan : Yeah, that's right, of course, we were right with you guys.

 Esposito : Well, that's neither here nor there, because we won the bet.

 Ryan : So what? It's like soccer. You score in our goal, it's still our point.

Well, ah, remember when you tried to learn how to swim using the Internet?

 Sheldon : But you do bring up an interesting point. I don't have to break new ground here.

 Leonard : Meet people. Talk to them. Take an interest in their lives.

 Sheldon : ...that summarizes the current theories in the field of friend making.

 Leonard : Why don't you just lie down on the floor and swim there?

I' m having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together.

 Cuddy : You knew I wouldn't like it but you thought I would say I did.

 Cuddy : That's what this is about. You're trying to trap me into lying to you.

 Masters : is we're afraid the patient is going to hide something.

 Masters : Crucifixion's pretty convincing evidence. Lead paint?

 Chase : He believes in a higher power that can affect his life,

 Chase : No canned tuna and I don't think we have to worry about sushi.

 Masters : No computer, no television, no music. What does he do?

 Thirteen : Maybe if you just had the chance. I'm sure you've learned a lot.

 Cuddy : Just because I happen to have a 31-person maintenance department,

 Cuddy : especially with only 10 minutes till your favorite soap.

 Cuddy : I'm withholding your salary history from every hospital in the Tri-State Area.

 Cuddy : And I'm permanently setting every TV in this building to the Pottery Channel

 Foreman : A number this high means you have less time than you thought.

 Thirteen : I'm having fun, cramming as much life into my life as I can.

 Foreman : You're doing drugs, staying up all night, having sex with strangers.

 Taub : The breathing problem started after we fixed her kidney problem,

 Kutner : If her lungs are fine, maybe the problem's in the supply line,

 Taub : That could signal autoimmune or some kind of dystrophy as the underlying cause.

There's only way to find out if her airway failed. Make it happen again.

 House : Stick Thirteen's carpet cleaner on a treadmill, methacholine challenge.

 House : You'll be staring down the yawning void before you know it.

 "thirteen" : Maybe it's an allergic reaction to the interferon?

 Eric Foreman : Maybe it's not a rash at all. Could be an abscess.

 Greg House : I'm not asking you to stick a needle all the way through her.

 James Wilson : We had dinner with a friend last week. We walked their dogs.

 Greg House : Allow eight hours for the antibiotics to take effect,

 James Wilson : If we're wrong, restarting her heart could kill her.

 Eric Foreman : If we're wrong, still should give us time to try something else.

 James Wilson : We are not starting her heart until we're 100% certain.

 Greg House : After we get confirmation, we'll restart her heart.

 House : So, if she ever talks, are we gonna get a German accent?

 Beckett : I want to see if any of the girls' outfits match with this sequin.

 Dan : I knew that dinner thing was over. I wanted to wish her luck, you know.

But she must've left her room and come down here for some reason.

 Beckett : If this was personal, they might have an idea as to who was behind this.

 Ryan : She was on the phone with him right before she received the text message.

 Ryan : Judging by their call history, he looks to be the boyfriend.

 Ryan : We have to ask you, Carlos. Who else had a key to Abby's place?

 Ryan : Did any of these reviewees get upset about the pictures she posted?

 Amy : So Sheldon, there's something I've been wanting to talk about

 George : OK. Can you think of any reason, any reason at all, really,

 Meredith : After all this time. All your warnings about me sleeping with my boss,

 Cristina : Switzerland. It's very neutral there. And they make very nice watches.

 Meredith : Have you even bothered to tell Burke about the baby?

 Meredith : - Are you going to? - Look, Meredith, can we not go there?

Can everyone just accept that I like to keep some things to myself?

 Cristina : - I don't discuss everything to death. - Well, why even confide in me at all

 Julie : When I found out about the miniskirt, I called her up and took her to lunch.

 Julie : It was perfectly civil. I said I didn't hold it against her,

 House : Because if her heart goes "boom", it will "boom" right away.

 House : My patient's about to have a heart attack. It's going to be massive.

 Monica : Thank you so much for making me do this. That is the best gift ever.

Public bathrooms freak me out. l can't even pee, let alone do anything else.

lt is so amazing that l met you on the same day that Eric broke up with me...

 Monica : ...with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Ross' mother.

 Monica : That night meant a lot to me. And I'm trying to say thanks.

 Sheldon : I believe our relationship now is stronger than ever.

 Beckett : I'm just trying to find the people that did it to him.

 Beckett : You think I'm some beat cop busting you on possession charges?

 Pauline : But Roger got strange calls in the middle of the night.

 Chase [checking Readings On His Beeping Monitor] : There's no carbon monoxide.

 Chase [checking Readings On His Beeping Monitor] : A bit of a blow to Foreman's exposure hypothesis.

 Chase [checking Readings On His Beeping Monitor] : And my plan to get out of here quickly.

 Masters : Maybe we don't just figure out the "what," we figure out the "why."

 Chase [throws Something To Masters] : From the size and the undigested seeds,

 Chase [throws Something To Masters] : I'm guessing this came from a raccoon.

This isn't something that we just impulsively decided to do in Vegas.

 Taub : We were able to restore circulation to her hands and feet

 Elizabeth : She's shown no evidence of cold sensitivity and she has no problems with MRI machines.

 Elizabeth : Unfortunately, she's heard a lot worse than that before. It's not stress.

 Elizabeth : Simon moved into an old apartment building three weeks ago.

 Elizabeth : I'm sure he has no idea what the insulation's made of,

 Elizabeth : He's a good father, but when it comes to Emily's health...

 Elizabeth : I'm gonna get his keys and check for environmentals.

 Elizabeth : I don't mean to pull rank here, but I am her mother.

 Elizabeth : And as a doctor, I need parental consent. See above.

 Elizabeth : While I'm gone, please start her on chelation therapy.

 Emmy : My clients are making themselves healthy. They're living better lives.

 Emmy : Can you honestly tell me you've never done anything hypocritical?

 Taub : We don't need to run this test. It's not what we thought.

I remember the moonlight coming in the window, and her face had the most...

 Chandler : The moon, the glow, the magical feeling. You did this.

 Chandler : What is it, that she left you for another woman that likes women?

Louder. There's a man on the 1 2th floor in a coma who didn't hear you.

 House : Oh, yeah, you're that girl who likes broken people because her husband died,

 Cameron : Hey, why don't we operate on his infarcted leg while we're at it?

 Elliott : Listen, my enemies have been circling around this story for years.

 Gates : Okay, there's only one problem with that theory, Mr. Elliot.

 Gates : I'm sorry, I'm afraid I have no other choice but to arrest you for...

 Amy : Okay, the notion that you can read a few books and come up

 Ryan : Even though they wore ski masks, he recognized them by their voices

 Castle : Looks like you made a serious dent in your surprise inheritance.

 Marshall : You can triple your money if you find the jellybean.

 Monica : -Rach, it's the Visa card people. -Oh, God. Ask them what they want.

 Monica : Could you please tell me what this is in reference to?

 Rachel : If that sounds like I'm okay, then tell them I'm okay. Okay?

 Simon : Oh, I work at the splish splash ottawa water slide park.

 Lily : Since your whole music thing didn't really pan out, did it?

 Bernadette : That depends, do you like pictures of yourseIf where you look like a man?

 Penny : How about I tell her the painting makes you feel jealous because you're not in it?

I'm just trying to illustrate to marshall that as his best man...

you were a spoiled, helpless little girl who used Daddy's credit cards!

I'll let myself out. It's like I'm not here. Which I almost wasn't.

 Phoebe : Nothing. You have apologized to her, like, a million times.

 Phoebe : You just threw her daughter a lovely, albeit slightly boring, shower.

 Martha : Well, according to your Iittle mechanical friend here,

 Martha : you have been drowning your sorrows in frozen pizza, online shopping...

 Castle : - Is nothing private? - Not without the proper setting.

Darling, I mean, I know it's difficult for you without Katherine,

 Martha : but, really, isn't it a little early in the day for this?

 Lanie : Justin Fletcher, 38. Two GSws to the chest. Close range.

 Lanie : That's when 911 received an anonymous call from a witness.

 Ryan : Yeah. Keys were in his pocket. We're just digging into it.

 Cuddy : You diagnosed the patient with allergies and prescribed antihistamine.

 House : .1 c.c. That is the standard dose. That is what I gave her.

 Cuddy : People don't go into cardiac arrest from .1 c.c. epinephrine.

 House : She must have a preexisting heart condition that got exacerbated by the epinephrine.

 Cuddy : The drawer has syringes with both dosages. You could have reached for the wrong...

 Cuddy : This is why doctors pay through the nose for malpractice insurance.

 Cuddy : And the discipline board... are they gonna whack your hand too? - You're gonna report me?

 Cuddy : - What choice do I have? - Uh, how about not report me?

 Cuddy : I can justify keeping her here for a 24-hour observation.

 Cuddy : If you haven't found an underlying cause for the cardiac arrest by then,

 Cameron : Maybe she has a skin infection. Cellulitis? That could manifest with tachycardia.

 Foreman : There's no history of fever. Results from the C.B.C. didn't indicate an infection.

 Cameron : The eosinophils are mildly elevated. Sed rate's up a bit. Could we be looking at a systemic allergic response?

 House : It's not allergic. Allergies don't cause cardiac arrest like this.

It's Bloom, Greenberg and Associates. They want me to come interview.

but this is the best environmental law firm in New York, my dream job.

 House : No, that's right, you were just trying to kill the wall.

 Thirteen : I'll keep coming. But can you change my appointment time?

 Foreman : You're stuck with her, might as well get to know her.

The killer must've come back to the room to get rid of the evidence.

And let's pull surveillance footage from the security cam in the elevator.

 Castle : It doesn't take a best-selling mystery writer to figure this one out.

Small-town girl with big city dreams ends up turning tricks to survive.

Her name's not Crystal Sky, she's definitely not from Lubbock, Texas.

 Mr. Albrook : She was supposed to be in Europe, backpacking with her friends.

 Mrs. Albrook : None. And why would she stay there? My sister has a place in Midtown.

 Mr. Albrook : And she had plenty of money in her bank account for Europe.

 Ted from 2030 : To discover you still don't have life quite figured out.

 Lily : It's just that all I've ever done is teach kindergarten.

 Stacy : Two simple questions you could have asked her six months ago

 Stacy : and averted this whole thing. You didn't ask either, why?

 Chase : Then you've got your answer, apparently, I'm not a good doctor.

 Stacy : FYI, self-pity generally is not a good strategy in these hearings.

I know. But if she loses a liver, she can get a transplant, right?

 Chase : Sepsis had lowered her BP so much, she got clots in her liver.

 Chase : They blocked the hepatic artery, cut off the blood flow.

I'd kill to have Ellis Grey as a mother. I'd kill to be Ellis Grey.

 Meredith : If I hadn't taken the Hippocratic Oath, I'd Kevorkian her with my bare hands.

 Burke : It's posted, but I thought I'd share the good news personally.

 Burke : is reserved for the intern that shows the most promise.

 Burke : As I'm running the OR today, I get to make that choice.

You'll scrub in for an appendectomy this afternoon. Congratulations. Enjoy.

 Bailey : George O'Malley barely made the cut to get in this program.

 Bailey : I get it, I respect it, but George O'Malley's a puppy.

 Meredith : They gave her a sedative for the CT scan, so she's a little groggy.

Uh, you know what? Judah, the last time we broke something, Todd nearly died.

 Judah : Hey, pal, I'm not the one who injected him with poison, okay?

 Castle : Rummaging around may inadvertently activate another deadly trap.

 Castle : The cryptex, it led us to the poison, and the poison led us to the antidote.

 Hayley : It's just that your father blew off that meeting I set up with potential clients.

 Alexis : He had an impromptu get-together this morning with Stephen King.

 Helen Parker : that maybe she was the one that knew he was lying?

 Helen Parker : We got a lot of hang-ups last month. Do you think that's a coincidence?

 Helen Parker : I did. He said it was telemarketers, but it was her.

I know she has our phone number. She's called since Sam was killed.

 Helen Parker : She called about the funeral details. Can you believe that?

 Helen Parker : If she thinks she's gonna show her face here, she's sadly mistaken.

 Helen Parker : about getting things back from Sam that she had given him.

 Helen Parker : And then, on and on about some pen that had been her grandfather's...

 Helen Parker : If she thinks that her six-month affair can hold a candle to that...

 Castle : That was a long drive. I can see why he got the apartment in the city.

 Esposito : So, I did some background on Parker's job situation.

 Esposito : Turns out that his old employer, Connecticut Solutions,

 Esposito : they've lost half their market share to his new employer, New York Recycle.

 Esposito : Supposedly, New York Recycle came up with some new technology

 Esposito : Apparently, these two CEOs have been major rivals from day one.

 Castle : Like Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, Kobe and LeBron, Jolie and Aniston.

You wanna hear a freakish coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there too?

 Fun Stop Attendant : Your Fun Stop privileges are officially revoked!

Well, it looks like you guys got it under control, so l'm just gonna go.

 Monica : -Try holding her a different way. -Look, l'm doing the best l can.

God, what am l gonna do, you guys? l can't even comfort my own baby.

Yeah, l don't think dressing provocatively is going to help me here!

 Rachel : -God, just please take her. -Okay, l'll take her. Come on.

 Howard : Is there a picture of you in my wallet wearing a metal bikini?

 Raj finding a large quantity of condoms : - Yes. - Interesting.

 Sheldon : Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered, I just don't see it.

 Sheldon : What exactly does that expression mean, "friends with benefits"?

 Chandler : There isn't a part of that sentence I don't need explained.

You know, Joseph and his wife, Karen, are thinking of having a third kid.

 Chandler : That's some pretty powerful imaginary sperm you must have there.

 Castle : I tried to stay in the car. I really did. He hit me in the face, you know.

 Joey : Suddenly, through no fault of my own, I became irresistible to her!

Closeness, schmosness. There was three of us, for crying out loud!

 Mrs. Geller : I just never would have pictured Richard with a bimbo.

 Mr. Geller : He told Johnny that he thinks he's falling in love with her.

 Mrs. Geller : ...ever think about trading me in for a younger model?

 Chandler : Oh, please. I saw the way you were checking out his moldings.

 Bernadette : Yeah, just seeing that letter really freaked him out.

 Bernadette : And he was already having a tough day. He accidentally wore my pants to work.

 Chandler : -Check out the ring. -Oh, nice. One and a half carat, easy.

-He's gonna ask Monica to marry him. -I helped pick out the ring.

She walked in while I was looking at brochures. You can understand that.

 Addison : - I'm sorry, but we can't wait. - That's OK, Brookie.

 Brooke indicating Izzie : - No. If I have to go, she has to stay. - Someone has to stay with Jana. Please.

 Stan : Easy, killer. Jill said you guys were freaking out looking for this leg.

 House : Eastern Europe, Asia, third-world countries, sometimes more than one a day.

 Kutner : If it's not where she went, maybe it's the work hours.

 House : Is Wilson hallucinating ants crawling all over him, too?

 Thirteen : a strong career woman's been made sick by her strong career?

"I'm suddenly and irrationally defending the patient's strong career,

"because I'm trying to convince myself that it's okay not to have a life,

"'cause I don't have a life, because I was tested for Huntington's

 CRISTINA : Why don't you try your bad hand. That's what the ball's for, right?

and I don't want to wait around, I should get a copy of the house key.

and checking every street-level security cam in a five-block radius.

There's two different size footprints. There was at least two of them.

 Castle : Missing body, killers who literally cover their tracks.

 Castle : Anyone else getting a quick-strike assassin squad vibe?

Come on, Castle, you're not saying this was some kind of black ops job?

 Beckett : Hey, Ryan, there's a pattern. Let's see if CSU can ID it.

 Chase : Treiber's reports are thorough to a fault, his methods are fastidious.

 Leonard as he wins on his slot machine : Dude, check it out. That's laundry for a month.

- Uh, Raj, can I talk to you for a moment? - Not now, Leonard...

You'd better call the moon and make sure they have a bed for you.

 Leonard : I don't know why I avoided the Harry Potter books for so long. These are great.

 Sheldon : It's called the art of conversation. Okay, your turn.

 Leonard : What is wrong with you? If I did that, you'd bitch about it for weeks.

 Sheldon : Because of your lactose intolerance, you switched over to soy milk.

 Sheldon : I think your morning Cocoa Puffs are turning you into a hysterical woman.

 Chase : Whatever it is, it must have damaged the lining of his stomach.

 Chase : Neither of those will treat any possible underlying condition.

 Thirteen : Would you be willing to take a fairly risky drug if it would make it all go away?

 House : You were thinking about Wilson while we were having sex?

I wasn't sure if you were ready to go public with the whole "us" thing yet.

 Cuddy : Why would I be doing all this if I wanted to be private?

 Izzie : that costs way too much money, but is totally worth it.

 Denny : you would have never convinced me to let a battery run my heart.

 Addison : - The baby's fading. - PH is down 7.1. Core temp 93 degrees.

 Foreman : Sleep is initially controlled by external light cues.

 Cameron : I'm injecting a dye which will allow us to take a look at your retina

 Cameron : I just don't see the need to make you feel better by forgiving you.

 Foreman : I wasn't asking for forgiveness. I was asking if you needed help.

 Cameron : It's unprofessional to be talking about this in front of the patient.

 Castle : I'm texting my poker group, calling dibs on this story.

 Lanie : There were no puncture marks on the body, so it was ingested.

 Lanie : Brownish stains in his mouth indicate he recently had coffee.

 Beckett : After he consumed the poison, how long before he died?

 Beckett : Fifteen minutes. That means that he was poisoned at the courthouse.

 Beckett : Grand theft auto, aggravated assault, attempted murder.

 Castle : Which means, if convicted, he'd go away for a long time.

 Esposito : I bet the DA would ask for the needle if New York still had the death penalty.

 Ryan : They caught him in a stolen car with Lyla Addison's body in the trunk.

 Castle : but it also serves as a warning for any future jurors on a retrial.

 Castle : Who wants to serve on a jury if there's a chance of being killed?

 Jeffrey Northcliff : There's a building hidden in the trees at the bottom of the hill.

You need to choose which ones ofyou are staying in here with me.

 Sheldon : I'm sorry, how is this better than uncomfortable silence?

 Cameron : I doubt it's Crohn's. She has none of the other symptoms.

 Edie : You're alone with her for eight hours, she ends up in the hospital.

 Cuddy : Of course, this is a naming opportunity for your foundation.

 Azi : He was going to save his money to apply for a visa, become legal.

The only reason I'm telling you this now is because Jamal was a friend.

City records show no vendor's license for a Charles Oni on Canal Street.

 Castle : Well, the guy's exploiting illegals. I doubt he's gonna use his real name.

No listing in the Tri-State area, and the address is a PO box in Jersey.

 Esposito : and there was nothing suspicious in Darcy's client list.

 Castle : We still have no idea what our two victims have in common.

 Meredith : Do you have any idea who pays your salary? Me and my taxes.

 Beckett : We did. We checked his family, his friends, his co-workers.

tells him about his dream of owning a scuba shop in the islands.

 Castle : The Third Man senses his frustration, that's his in. He tells Doug it'll be easy.

 Castle : It's a victimless crime, nobody will get hurt, insurance will pay.

 Castle : they'll track the tickets back through to Doug, not to him.

 Castle : The Third Man remains invisible so long as Doug is dead.

 Beckett : Let's run Doug's client list for the past six months.

You're gonna cancel on the guy that risked his life for a bunch of puppies?

 Montgomery : Yes, and despite what you might think, the world is not going to end

 Montgomery : And if it does, I'm sure that those two can handle it.

- Okay, but call me if anything turns up. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, have fun.

 Esposito : - What's it to you, Castle? - Yeah, why do you care?

 Beckett : So there's no way of telling which one she was interested in?

 Castle : Actually, there is a way. We misinterpreted Wendy's message.

 Castle : That's what she was trying to tell us. Is unit 317 up for auction?

 Manager : As a matter of fact, it is. Probably auctioning it off as we speak.

 Castle : Wendy was killed trying to buy that unit. If we let it get sold off...

 Beckett : Then we'll lose our best shot at finding out who the killer is.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, the key to Wendy's murder might be in that junk

 Castle : I'm a best-selling author. Why wouldn't I have 2 grand in my pocket?

All right. What you wanna give for it? Who'll start us at $ 100 bid?

 George runs after him : but she pulls the allergy sticker off her chart.

 Sydney has an Oh look on her face but loses it quickly : - Wonderful. - And that Mr...

 George : ...you're supposed to watch Mr. Roberts in 2119 swallow his diuretics.

 Sydney : - Amputation is not the only option. - It's the only sane...

 Cristina : - she is going to die. - But there's another option?

 Alex : We can try to save the leg by cutting out the infection.

 Alex : and put her back under... You need to make a decision now.

 Wade : I mean, she runs marathons. This is our adventure honeymoon.

 House : Did you get it cut because you're ready for the next chapter or...

 Leonard : ...and then it'll end up in his closet with all the other junk.

 Leonard : So, what did Justin say when you told him he couldn't sleep on your couch?

 Penny : He's a musician. He'll sleep in his own vomit if he has to.

 Sheldon : I should have asked for much more than a comic book and a robot.

I started thinking about all the details and the planning that we have to do.

 Esposito : Whoever changed that calendar did it from a design studio in Soho.

 Beckett : Is there any connection between the studio and Modern Fashion?

 Esposito : I guess if you don't have a last name you can charge more.

 Castle : So why would he, or someone from his studio, be changing Matilda's calendar?

 Esposito : It looks like Ella may have been there the night she was killed.

 Esposito : The current design line being produced at his studio

 Castle : The same kind of coral that Lanie found stuck to the bottom of Ella's shoe.

 Monica : -What does she do there? -She's regional vice president.

Second prettiest that year. Of all the girls in Oklahoma, she's probably--

 Castle : I know you crawled inside your mother's murder and didn't come out.

 Martha : There's only one person on the planet that can get you this pissed off.

 Martha : you sure have a hell of a time finding them when it counts.

 Martha : From someone who's better than halfway through the movie.

 Foreman : then his systolic dipped below 60 and he was out again.

 Foreman : It wasn't something he ate, it's something he already had.

 Foreman : Extreme bradycardia could be caused by sick sinus syndrome.

declaring it healthy just a few hours before it basically shut down.

 Foreman : What about a genetic predisposition to an autoimmune disease?

 Foreman : Isolated Anti-Ro Antibody could cause complete heart block.

 Amy : Sheldon, you're ruining girIfriend-boyfriend sing-along night.

 Sheldon : I'm sorry. I'm looking for a barber and I'm running out of time.

 Sheldon : They do men's and women's hair in the same room at the same time.

 Amy : Well, this isn't a crisis. Why don't you just let your hair grow out a little?

...and seeking validation of my opinions by asking, "Can you dig it?"

 Monica : How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room?

 Chandler : And blankets are sexy. And hot-water bottles are sexy.

 Paramedic : - Sir, I'm gonna need you to calm down. - Where is she?

 Josh : She's gonna be fine. You're both fine. Got to you just in time.

 Josh : So, you're recovering from a moderate case of hypothermia.

 Josh : but with some warmth and some fluids you be should be all right.

 Esposito : We figured you were with Beckett, until Josh called.

 Cuddy : There is no point in giving a new liver to somebody who also has vasculitis.

 House : Chase forgot to ask a standard question about stomach pain.

Livers are important, Cuddy. You can't live without them, hence the name.

 House : Chase is a hospital employee, and Kayla is a sympathetic mother

 Cuddy : Your point, beyond just trying to make Chase wet himself,

If the family wins this hospital in a lawsuit, they'll turn it into condos.

 House : And people will die waiting outside a condo for medical care.

 Stacy : When you're testifying, skip the details on how House convinced Cuddy.

 Stacy : I don't think the people who got bumped down the transplant list need to know why.

Let me tell you something. Everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap!

 Aunt Iris : -Girls, sit down. -Aunt lris, this is Phoebe and Rachel.

Then we'll go into the studs and the hold 'ems. I talked to Cousin Nathan.

 Darnell : Did House treat you as badly as he treats his current fellows?

 Darnell : And you left his team because you couldn't stand him anymore?

Which is why we're injecting ice-water into your abdominal cavity.

 Masters : a very blessed specimen, so from an evolutionary point of view,

 Masters : So my pre-frontal cortex is telling me I should have sex with him.

 Masters : Yes. My rational brain knows he's a hillbilly and an idiot.

 Taub : And yet somehow your rational brain is losing the argument.

 Wilson : You must have spent about two days setting up a fake murder,

 House : You think you're some sort of emotional paragon, you're my rock.

 Sheldon : ...but you did secure a formal acknowledgment of the debt.

 Vet : And I don't care what that obnoxious parrot back there says. I crushed it.

 Penny : I think there's something going on between the two of them.

 Leonard : Maybe, but you also think nine minutes isn't a while,

 Amy : Because my boyfriend's off playing choo-choo with some weirdo?

 Amy : I don't know what made me think tonight would be any different.

 Bernadette : Well, just the fact that you got him up here still says a lot.

 Bernadette : To be honest, I bet Howie 200 bucks it wasn't gonna happen.

 Howard : Whoops. Can't go any further. There's a sacred cow in my way.

 House : And while she may be manipulative, borderline evil, shallow...

 Taub : They didn't filter the contrast, which, in ICM, is green.

 Kutner : What are these points? Is that how you're deciding who to fire?

 Rachel : ...nonfat, no foam, with whip, extra-hot latte, right?

 Amy : - You're kicking me out? - You put holes in my baby's ears.

 Phoebe : Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and can't find him.

 Phoebe : Now, I've looked ahead on the tape, and he does find him again.

 Phoebe : And there's just the alphabet, but we know that ends well, so...

 Ernie : What happened to my friend Bert? He was here just a moment ago.

 Ryan : she was wearing a volunteer badge for the Reading Train Foundation.

 Beckett : Castle, I'm sorry, but you can't be objective on this one.

 Connie Park : No. I don't know if Mayor Weldon and Laura Cambridge were acquainted.

 Connie Park : I don't know much about her at all. She wasn't here very long.

 Beckett : Ms. Park, a woman was murdered and we are trying to figure out why.

 Connie : We recently discovered some discrepancies in our accounts.

 Director : You know what? You can get off my set, too. You're fired.

 Penny : I'm the girl that goes bananas. It says so on the poster.

 Director : Yeah, but we just shot the last scene where we see your face.

 Director : So from now own, the star of the movie is whoever wears this.

 Wil : Hey, if you're gonna fire her, then you have to fire me too.

 Sheldon : Well, sorry, I don't have all the ingredients to make chai tea.

 Frankie : You don't think that'll piss off your cellie even more

 Porter : but not as much as I love my gang of crazy, roided out Nazi bitches.

 Cameron : Haven't seen him since you told him to sit on his ass yesterday.

 House : Between the first pickwick's and the second pickwick's, I said it was inherited.

 Foreman : Why? The disorientation and loss of balance are more recent.

 Foreman : But he's not in the coma anymore and he is disoriented.

 House : We have a rather large piece of tempered glass that begs to differ.

 Cameron : I tried to keep him in the wheelchair, but he's tough to stop.

 House : Humpty Dumpty didn't get to be the size of all the king's horses

 Cameron : It can't be Chagas', he's never been outside the country.

 House : The food we eat no longer comes from America's heartland.

 Amy : and I remember that rotten thing you just said about my sweet baboo.

 Bernadette : Come on, I apologize. Can we please just let it go?

 Penny : but sit around and miss that guy. And you know what the worst part is?

 Sheldon : That you're having to process your emotional pain without vodka?

There's only one time her heart's going to be perfectly still for our pictures

 Amber : Mental illness means you can no longer practice medicine.

 Amber : Vicodin means detox, which means pain. For the rest of your life.

 House : If we stopped her heart, we could get our pictures and then restart it.

 Thirteen : It'll take four minutes for us to MRI her entire heart.

 Foreman : And we only have three minutes until there's brain damage.

 House : I think it was her idea. The pneumonia was her idea, almost killed the patient.

I heard in the elevator this morning that a woman in my building died.

I don't know, but how great would that be? You living in my building?

I could take care of the baby, I could come over whenever I want..

 Beckett : Now, take the pictures down, but leave the account up.

 Esposito : Tory plotted the longitude and latitude of the geotag,

 Beckett : Okay, let's get the names of everyone that works there.

 Stokes : And not a day has gone by where I haven't then said, "No. No.

 Beckett : Did you know that Angelo stole those adoption records?

 Gates : is for some love child to emerge and destroy your marriage

 Stokes : Are you suggesting that I had something to do with this?

 Beckett : We know that Angelo showed up at your home three days ago.

 Vance : If you continue to hold me here against my will, you either need to...

 Esposito : Just wait before you get all lawyer-y. We already know everything.

So, when Angelo went to go look for Mr. Stokes, he met you instead.

 Ryan : That's when he told you the story about Mr. Stokes' long-lost daughter, Emma.

 Castle : Listen, if you want your very own signed copy of Storm Season,

 Castle : You gotta admit, this is a genius place to commit a murder.

 Castle : I mean, you don a costume, strike down your intended target,

 House : That was before I discovered The Biggest Loser marathon on cable.

 Ross : That's all you wrote? You're the worst writer in the world!

 Rachel : There's something about me on that paper, and I want to see it.

 Ross : A little spoiled. He was supposed to type "little," the idiot!

 House : So, either it's a new symptom that will help us save her life,

 House [trying To Change The Subject] : I think we've all got something

 House [trying To Change The Subject] : a little more important to worry about than...

 Thirteen : She said they never had kids, and you all jumped to infertility.

 Rachel : And I told him not to, but he got me a bottle of Chanel.

 Ross : That's nice. Now was that before or after you told him...

 Ross : ...to stop calling, stop sending flowers and to leave you alone?

 Rachel : I mean, we had fun. Is there anything wrong with that?

 House : Especially since she doesn't have any obviously physical symptoms,

 Foreman : - I'll draw some blood. - Oh! Jeez! You've done it again!

and I'm telling you she's about to die of myelomatous meningitis.

 Cameron : - We already tested for... - Exactly. It's an insane idea.

 Foreman : - What do you want me to do? - Have an original thought.

 House : In the meantime, stress her into having another seizure.

 House : You also can't because it's dangerous and highly unethical.

 House : Therefore, if you get caught, pretend you can't make coffee.

 House : flash some lights, make her pant, shoot her up with a placebo.

 House : When she starts twitching, if the machine twitches along, it's real.

 Cameron : - He might not be able to get better. - Well, I need a new neurologist.

 House : If he got killed doing his job, I wouldn't keep him on the payroll.

 House : I don't care how guilty you feel or how touched you are by his reborn spirit.

Keeping him up in the seizure lab is not the way to advance his recovery.

 House : He stole cable, he stole fertilizer and he stole water.

 Cameron : and migrates into the brain, where it feeds on brain cells.

 Cameron : The Legionella attacked the parasite. That's why the disease slowed down.

 Rodney : - Is it treatable? - We started him on an antiparasitic

 BEN : 'cause now it's two years later, and I'm having brain surgery,

When the tumor is removed, will it bring his old personality back?

 BAILEY : There's no active bleeding, and the trajectory is clear.

 CHIEF : until we get our hands on every organ around the tree trunk.

 BAILEY : Speak when you're spoken to. I've had enough out of you today.

 Beckett : We find out who could pull off a slush fund in the City Budget.

 Alexis : Dad did four months of extensive research into the inner working

 Castle : would be the most boring novel in the history of novels,

 Ryan : of which city officials would be able to hide a $10 million slush fund.

 Esposito : The city comptroller was at a fundraiser when Dave was shot.

 Castle : Midnight Run. It's one of the top five buddy movies of all time.

And there are those of us who love to play... a little too much.

 Callie : - Apparently, we think alike. - Can't believe you're proud of that.

 Cristina : Oh, are you kidding? OK, she's blonde! She's ambitious!

With the... She's ambitious! And with the tour! And the vogueing!

 Cristina : Blond ambition, boob cones, and, uh, vogueing, honey, vogueing.

 Jamie Burman : Consolidated's pension account from us this morning.

 Castle : And here I thought the stories of Wall Street excess were exaggerated.

Mr. Berman, I understand that Peter Cordero reported directly to you.

 Marilyn Singer : Thank you. No. I've got detergent wipes in my bag.

 Farrah : We obviously had a situation, but we have it under control.

 Castle : Bring down the plane? What the hell are you talking about?

 Monica : Those birds are browned, basted and ready to be carved.

 Bailey : I need a reason to believe that medicine can do more than stitch you up

 Bailey : I need to believe that medicine can not only save lives but change lives.

I need to believe in something the way I used to believe in you all.

Besides, if you want to be considered a candidate for chief of surgery,

 Castle : Oh! It's a brag book. So you can brag about your kids.

 Castle : I used to have one in my wallet. Now, it's on my phone.

 Alexis : Some of the pictures are really old. Like, they're one of a kind.

 Beckett : I'll give you a list of all the detectives who possibly worked this case.

 Beckett : Show them the pictures, maybe it'll strike up a memory.

 Sarah Reed : - but I couldn't place it at first. - So, you're saying that last night

 Sarah Reed : Well, there was something about her face. And then it hit me.

 Sarah Reed : I had seen her in front of Jake's apartment a couple weeks ago.

 Beckett : - And you're sure it was Helen Parker? - I'm sure of it now.

 Castle : A positive identification from all the way across the street in a car?

 Sarah Reed : I made a note of it because the way she was staring at me was creepy.

 Beckett : Miss Reed, the past 24 hours have been overwhelming, to say the least.

 Arthur : We fired him when we caught him clubbing a seal in his office

 Head of the environmental Organization : Sorry. Interview over.

NARRATOR : And so Marshall stormed over to GNB, where he ran into Zoey.

 Barney : As head of the project, I get to decide how we knock it down.

 Sheldon : So my mother thought I was incapable of finding a mate,

 Sheldon : and my mate thinks I'm incapable of running my own life.

 Amy : Delighted that you showed any interest in my family at all?

 Castle : Just once, I'd like someone to come up to me and say something new.

 Beckett : Detective Kate Beckett, NYPD. We need to ask you a few questions

Mr. Castle. You've got quite a rap sheet for a best-selling author.

 Castle : But if it makes you feel any better, I'd be happy to let you spank me.

Mr. Castle, this whole bad boy charm thing that you've got going might work

either the guy who makes my life easier or the guy who makes my life harder.

And trust me, you do not want to be the guy who makes my life harder.

 Beckett : Alison Tisdale. Daughter of real estate mogul Jonathan Tisdale.

 Castle : It's possible. She's not in my little black book, if that's what you're asking.

 Cristina : have been talking on the phone and now they are here, with me.

- Are you... actually asking me to be... - Be one of my bridesmaids. Yeah.

After I evicted a raccoon who'd chewed his way into the luggage compartment.

 Sheldon : It's an interjection used to call attention to a destination, not an object.

If you refer to the work of Benjamin Franklin, he did not discover electricity.

 Leonard : He merely used a kite to determine that lightning consists of electricity.

 Leonard : He also invented the Franklin stove, bifocals and the flexible urinary catheter.

 Leonard : -Kites ho. -We're heading out for some kite fighting.

 Sheldon : Well, actually, the risk of throat-cutting is very low.

 Sheldon : On the other hand, severe string burn is a real and ever-present danger.

 Leonard : ...I've got plans doing something I like, so it's good.

 Sheldon : Where exactly in the interaction did the sucking lie?

"We are a tall, thin woman who wants to make a coat out of your dalmatians."

 Leonard : Guys, let's remember that Sheldon is still our friend and my roommate.

You know who is apparently very smart is the girl who played TV's Blossom.

 Leonard : Raj, we're not getting TV's Blossom to join our Physics Bowl team.

 Charlotte : We didn't want some scandal messing up our lives, so we did it.

 Castle : So Owen's brother is married to our first victim's sister?

 Castle : his wife's sister was responsible for his brother Owen's death.

 Leslie : So, is there any news? Did you find out who did this to my sister?

 Esposito : what was Amy's relationship with your husband's brother, Owen?

 Mr Druthers : You have to get the trees just right or you're fired, hmm?

 Barney : See, you can identify a cougar by a few key characteristics.

If I tell you a story about each of them, we'll be here all day. Let's move on.

 Sheldon : Seeing as I'm on vacation, a piÃ±a colada seems appropriate.

 Sheldon : ...extra cherries, extra umbrellas, and, uh, hold the rum.

 Penny : Those girls text me every detail of their lives as it happens.

All right, wolowitz, listen up. You sign anything she puts in front of you.

 House : Use the other bathroom. It's in the kitchen, looks like a sink.

 Foreman : Chase went into anaphylactic shock from the stripper's body butter or something.

 House : I knew that Chase was allergic to strawberries, didn't I?

 Amber : I suggested Karamel 'cause she was great at Wilson's party.

 House : I knew about her body butter, I knew about his strawberry allergy.

 Meredith : It's so sad. She's not talking to him, he's not talking to her.

 Derek : - He asks Burke. - I don't think they're gonna make it.

 Meredith : How can two people be in a relationship and not talk?

 Callie : I know his dad died. I get it. I feel horrible for him.

But if this keeps up, pretty soon we'll be having a funeral for my vagina.

I am giving him to you. You are now officially on George-Watch 2007.

You throw a meatball in the hallway, we'd be doing it like rabbits right now.

l won't ask you to get back together. l know we want different things, but....

-But is that gonna make it too hard? -lt can't be any harder than this.

l mean, if l had known the last time l saw you would be the last time, l--

lf l had known the last time l kissed you would be the last time...

 Leonard : Don't you think if a woman was living with me, I'd be the first one to know?

 Leonard : And the older couple with the mouse ears, I have no idea.

 Penny : All right. Well, we got your body lotion, your In Style magazine, your jewelry box.

 Howard : where I spent two months as a payload specialist, a job

 Howard : I was qualified for because I'm an MIT-trained engineer.

 Beckett : And I believe that he believes he did it. But he didn't.

 Beckett : It bothered me that we couldn't hit the target at the shooting range.

 Beckett : The bullet that hit Daniel Goldstein didn't match either one of them.

 Beckett : And if our killer wanted to shoot him without either of them seeing him,

 Ms. Levangie : Surgery on his back, he can understand, but his brain...

 Ms. Levangie : I want him with me. Maybe that's selfish, but...

 Ms. Levangie : You don't know what it's like having a parent...

 Derek : It's going to take 3 or 4 hours to get around those nerves.

 Burke : If I don't relieve the pressure on her lungs, she'll be dead.

 Bailey : just watching it grow for how long? She doesn't seem stupid.

 Bailey : Why would anyone wait this long, unless they wanted to die?

Mrs. Newman, if you're listening, bugger off. None of your business.

 Phoebe : Swinging on a nose hair Swinging with the greatest of ease

 Foreman : I could've covered this. You need to get that test today.

 Cam : I wish you guys would remember my birthday instead of my HIV test.

 Foreman : Forgive us for being concerned. I got a bet with House.

 Foreman : He says you're too scared to get it. I say you're too anal not to.

 Cam [seeing The Car.] : Working moms practically live in their cars.

 Foreman : - Little bump on the run. - You were a car thief, right?

 House : Mommy does everything for her family these days, even swallows their pills.

 Foreman : Well, Ritalin maybe explains some tics, some involuntary...

 House [shakes Head.] : No, case reports have referred to chorea.

 House [shakes Head.] : She's been cut off from her stash, so the flailing's tapered off,

 House [shakes Head.] : the psychosis hasn't returned. It's perfect.

 Sheldon : Although, I'm concerned that level of politeness and charm

 Sheldon : might make you fall in love with me before the test even begins.

-You were supposed to take it back. -I'm having fun doing good deeds.

 Taub : Thankfully the fountain of whizz seems to have stopped for the moment.

 House : We're gonna pick out the ice cream flavors for the bachelor party.

 House : Well, it would be stupid if it tasted like bourbon. That's the brown one.

 House : Flash frozen in a secret process. Guy figured it out in his basement.

 Foreman : Symptoms came on too hard and too fast. Sarcoidosis is progressive.

 Amber : Remember, in med school, when Donovan gave grand rounds,

Glomerulonephritis. Wrestler, steroids could have damaged the kidneys.

 Ross : -Can we just forget this ever happened? -Of course. You're right. I'm sorry.

 Ross : -I guess I'm gonna go pack. -Okay. Wait, one more thing.

 Phoebe : It's got everything I could ever want. Including Joey! Look!

 Amy : You know, there was a time when I was alone and had no friends.

 House : Great thing about assigning Taub obviously fraudulent lab work

 House : If it's not meaningless sex, kinda screams out for an end-game.

 House : You're the dog that's chasing the Popemobile. You sure you want...

 Howard : a different 2015, not the 2015 that Marty and Doc were in.

But I should've stayed home last night. I knew something was up with her.

 Beckett : Amanda, do you know of anyone that would've wanted to hurt her?

 Kevin Ryan : Boyfriend's name is Freddie Baker, 31. Quite the resume.

 Ryan : She filed a restraining order against him after they broke up.

 Ryan : Just that they hadn't heard from her in the last three days.

 Castle : That's how long Val's roommate said she'd been acting strangely.

 Ryan : Besides a credit card charge for a train ticket to Greenwich,

 Ryan : But as far as abnormalities for the last few days, that was it.

 Castle : The wind chime, the horseshoe, the book on urban legends?

Almost as if Val thought some kind of evil spirit was coming for her.

 Beckett : versus what actually happened are two completely different things.

 Esposito : saw Freddie in the building an hour before her death.

 Joey : Because, look, no one wants this to happen more than me, okay?

 Rachel : -But that wasn't gonna stop you before. -l know. l know...

...but l've thought about it a lot since then, and it just wouldn't be right.

 Joey : -It could happen to anyone. -Not to you. You know this stuff.

 Raj : Oh, my God, Leonard, I know he's dead, but try it. It's fun!

 Penny : I'll be right there. Bernadette's just parking the car.

 Thirteen : She said she came for one night. Why'd she pack for more?

 Taub : So she stuffed an extra sweatshirt in her bag or she bought some.

 Taub : She turned down a proposal. How long a game do you think she's playing?

 Thirteen : I think if she said yes after 14 hours, even he'd be suspicious.

 Derek : You know, I almost died today. Yeah, I came, like, this close.

How would you feel if I died and you didn't get a chance to go out with me?

 Meredith : You know you're my boss, you know it's against the rules,

 Meredith : Because, unlike you, I still have something to prove.

 Cristina : We have a John Doe. In three hours, we have to declare him.

 Cristina : - We want to harvest his organs. - Why are you wasting time?

 Bailey : Without the family, you can't get consent. Let the poor man die in peace.

Who hopes the hand-raising thing is still cute enough that you won't hate me?

 Rachel : Joey, do you have peanut butter on the back of your head?

l couldn't find this little plastic thingy that goes in the top of the blender.

And l thought, ''Well, you know, how important can that be?'' Right?

 Thirteen : We'll flip a coin, tell House it was one disease or the other.

 Thirteen : Worst case, he finds out, and he's impressed we defied him.

 Thirteen : I'm sorry, I asked you to remove the dialysis equipment,

 Thirteen : She won't let us make a move until you agree to a sit-down

 Thirteen : You got caught in some politics between our boss and his boss,

 Phil : So, you're saying that she cares more about his treatment

 Jennifer : I read about you in the paper, so I hopped the first train from Virginia.

 Howard : ...I go with Raj to scam on hippie chicks at the farmer's market...

 Howard : So I thought I'd come over here and make scrambled eggs and salami.

 Howard : By the way, I couldn't help overhearing your big finish. Bravo, Leonard.

 Howard : What do you guys think? Wanna take in a matinÃ©e? Go rollerblading?

 Leonard : Please understand that it's not that we don't want you around.

 Sheldon : Well, it was the two of you who found Amy Farrah Fowler for me.

 Sheldon : it seemed only logical that I employ your services once again.

 Sheldon : is an educated, intelligent woman who shares my interests

 Sheldon : unable to imagine life without me by 10 : 00 tonight.

 Hayley : And after a lifetime of caring about nobody but myself,

 Castle : Wish I could go back in time, tell myself not to erase my memories.

Because ifyou keep looking, ifyou keep searching for that answer,

 Hayley : well, there's no telling what kind of hell you'll unleash.

and this was the most noncommittal location in walking distance.

 House : Either that, or you've got a friend who secretly hates you.

 Don : Yeah, we connected through SingleBallroomDanceLovers. Com.

 House : You didn't tell him that anything he said would be held against you?

Great, 'cause my place overcharges. Can't trust anything you guys say.

 Cuddy : Most CIPA complications are infection, and she's got a fever.

 House : I think it's her nerves messing with the temperature control.

 LOUDLY He seems a lot nicer than that one from WiccaNeedsADaddyFigure. Com.

 Amy : When you told me I was going to be "losing my virginity,"

 Amy : I didn't think you meant showing me Raiders of the Lost Ark

 Sheldon : you were about to have your world rocked on my couch.

 Beckett : but what if there's an ulterior motive to all of this?

 Beckett : Okay, you stay here. You tell me how much time I have.

 Beckett : Khan didn't realize that the Enterprise was below him.

 Alexis : Yesterday, Lauren came up to me and in front of everybody,

 Castle : Why would Lauren do something like that? She's one of your best friends.

 Alexis : I have no idea why she's acting like this. And she refuses to talk to me.

 Alexis : You're joking, right? What, so I can be a leper and a tattletale?

It's just every instinct in my body is telling me to protect her.

Yeah, but when it comes to teenagers, not even you can protect her.

 Beckett : Alexis is going to have to deal with backstabbers her whole life,

 Beckett : but she's intelligent enough to rise above all of that.

 Beckett : I thought Terrific Nick's on the East Side was number one.

No, that's Authentic Terrific Nick's. This is just Authentic Nick's.

 Castle : Just take you back? In spite of what you put me through?

But you did hurt me, Kate. And what's worse, you lost faith in me.

 Beckett : I didn't realize even how much I needed you until this happened.

She complained of pressure on her chest. Nobody took her seriously.

 Bailey : Find out everything you can about that initial operation.

George, stay with the patient. Keep her happy. She seems to like you.

 Chandler : -There has got to be a way. -Easy there, Captain Kirk.

 Beckett : and the way that she's angled her face away from the camera.

 Esposito : Tory said there's not enough here to run facial recognition.

 Beckett : You know, she's wearing an earring. See if Tory can do something with that.

 Gomez : Before he started acting, he was a goat-herder. In the Pyrenees.

Damn. They left without my pass to the Nassau Fossil and Natural History Museum.

 Phoebe : -She really wanted to talk to you now. -Yeah, it seemed pretty important.

All right, so there<i>'s no future. But that doesn</i>'t mean we still can't have fun.

-All right, if that's what you want. -That was a test, and you just failed.

Depending on the species, l'd have to have a 6-foot-long-- lt's not funny!

 Chandler : -Who cares? Nobody reads those. -You better hope not...

 Esposito : Remind me never to choke on a chicken bone in front of you.

 Castle : Come on, you were there, you saw it. He rose from the dead.

 Ryan : Yeah, I have to say, it's good to see you guys hitting it off again.

 Kyle Jennings : What am I doing here? Why are there cops outside?

 Kyle Jennings : No one's telling me anything What, was I mugged or something?

 Izzie : I'm asking, back when you had a best friend named tequila,

 Cristina : Patient let it go, and the infection is in the bone.

 Cristina : The patient was neglectful. He made a couple of bad calls.

 Sheldon on phone : My goodness. Do you sing along to the greatest hits

 Sheldon on phone : Well, they were no help at all. Which is crazy,

 Leonard : since rock and roll is all about good customer service.

 Penny : I told you if we were patient, he'd figure it out for himself.

 Sheldon : This might be the first step of my descent into madness,

 Castle : My vocal chords are about as warmed up as they're gonna get.

 Martha : Well, that was the plan, but then I discovered my expertise was needed.

 Castle : Just tapping into that whole 360-degree digital media environment.

 Castle : Are you looking for a bone-chilling, spine-tingling thriller

 Castle : If you are, look no further than my latest novel, Raging Heat.

 Castle : I promise you, it'll keep you hooked to the very last word.

...like having a picnic in Central Park and coffee at Central Perk.

 Cuddy : the new lines can only dial out or the computer crashed.

 Oscar : I wanted to let you know there's a problem with one of the orders

 Oscar : Yeah, that's what I was planning on doing, but I can't find it.

 Cuddy : Oscar, I don't have time to straighten out your paperwork.

 Cuddy : So put it on her desk and let her figure it out when she comes back.

 Cuddy : This place is full of sick people, just get her in here.

 Montgomery : and there she was with a flashlight and a bankers box open on her lap,

 Montgomery : I never could. And the way I figure, the only one who can

 Castle : So, we went over all of Raglan and McCallister's old arrest records.

 Castle : There was a third cop that was with them on a lot of those arrests.

 Castle : But then someone went back into those reports and removed their name.

 Beckett : You couldn't have just called me and told me this over the phone?

 Beckett : Castle, if you've got something to say, just please say it.

 Patient jill : My joints have been feeling all loose, and lately I've been feeling sick a lot.

I'm doing the marathon, like, 10 miles a day, but I can't seem to lose any weight.

Like a tapeworm or something? Lie back and lift up your sweater.

 Jill : Can you do anything about it? Only for about a month or so.

 House : After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple states.

 House : They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites.

I saw the scar on your arm. And my doctor said I might not get any periods at all if it was working.

Mm-hmm. Interestingly enough, you also don't get any periods if it isn't working,

 House : which is why you were supposed to get regular pregnancy tests.

Oh! I'm gonna send a nurse in here to schedule your prenatal care.

 House : You're due in about five months, so start planning the shower.

 Esposito : Not that I don't sympathize. I mean, he stole your key card.

 Dave Holmby : Wait a minute. When I left Shaw, he was still alive.

 Dave : Liberating meds from patients and selling them on the street.

He was alive at 4 : 30 yesterday and that was the last time that I saw him.

 Dave : might as well take the rest of the night off and spend some time with my girl.

After 20 years of confinement, why would Shaw decide to break out?

 Alexis : I pulled the police file and court records for Shaw's prosecution 20 years ago.

 Ryan : Okay, then tell me where he is before he's the one who gets hurt.

 Beckett : It's like you get a chance to really see who a person is.

Well, now we know how Holly's body ended up in the construction site.

 Ryan : see if anyone saw a car like that hanging around the dumpster.

 Beckett : So we pulled Joey's juvie files from the Central Clerk's Office.

 Castle : Theory being whoever he's involved with might be in there somewhere.

 Beckett : Look, we find out who Joey got mixed up with, we find our killer.

 Beckett : There's gotta be something in these files that points to him.

 Esposito : Looks like he got his first taste with a B and E when he was 11 years old.

broke into a mom-and-pop corner store along with an unidentified adult male.

 Esposito : No, we're not looking for someone who he was busted with.

 Esposito : Two months ago, someone named Shane Winters bailed him out

 Beckett : When Holly Rhodes, our victim, was 17, she was busted on a grand theft charge.

I just whipped us up some Easy-Bake treats. They should be ready in about three days.

 Alexis : Why would I be worried about Detective Beckett replacing me?

 Alexis : How can you be so smart and so clueless at the same time?

 Alexis : This is no more about Beckett than it's about the fact my mother isn't here.

 Alexis : Because no matter what, I'd wake up and you'd be there.

 Eddie : ...ripped out my heart and smeared it all over my life!

 Sheldon : ...I think a detailed letter to MIT describing your current circumstances...

 Sheldon : ...might entitle you to a refund on your Master's degree.

 Howard : Okay, simulated zero-gravity human waste disposal test with meatloaf analog.

I think I gave you some bad advice about Penny and I want to apologize.

 Tory : Given the background noise on some of these other words,

 Ryan : Then this was planned. They've been preparing this for months.

 Gates : If he's directing this at you, he may try to communicate.

 Gates : We have to work the evidence. It's the only way we can get her back.

 Esposito : who said that she saw someone matching Beckett's description.

 Esposito : Said she was in a wheelchair being pushed towards a red van,

 Esposito : and, uh, witness also said she appeared unconscious.

 Victoria Gates : You were attacked by a ninja? And you witnessed it?

 Beckett : In any case, we think that he's our killer because the knife that he took

 Beckett : Or he is just an athletic person with a hooded tracksuit.

 Gates : do you have any sense as to why he would kill Jade Yamata?

...my friends might realize this is difficult and try to help me through it.

 Beverley : Oh, the middle stall was occupied. I'll have to try again later.

 Sheldon : It's totally understandable. In bladder voiding, as in real estate...

 Leonard : Howard lives with his mother and Raj can't speak to women unless he's drunk. Go.

 Beverley : On the other hand, an adult Jewish male living with his mother is so common...

 Clerk : But I couldn't let him use it, it's against company policy.

 Beckett : so if he really needed to make a call, he'd go nearby.

I'll get a hold of Castle and see if he's gotten any closer to finding our witness.

 Castle : it looks like they've accepted me as one of their own.

 Beckett : Wait, what is going on over there? Is there a problem?

No offense, but I've always thought of Ben as a fairly bumpy-headed child.

It's okay if he bumps his head. Kids bump their heads all the time.

 Ross : It was your first time babysitting. You did the best you could.

I was just playing with him, and we were doing the "Alphabet Song"...

...which he used to be good at. Suddenly, he's leaving out E and F.

 Meredith : I really just wanted to sit with Doc. I just want to spend time with my dog.

Let's play that game where everyone says one thing they're thankful for.

 Joey : I am thankful for this beautiful fall we've been having.

...and this lovely fall breeze came and blew this chick's skirt up.

I'll tell the university about your relationship and have you fired.

 Chase : He's the guy sitting right behind you taking off his clothes again.

 Foreman : What if his behavior isn't a side effect of the ondansetron?

 Beckett : Come on, guys. She's not an animal, she's a human being.

 Beckett : This is Richard Castle, a consultant with the Department.

 Mrs. Goldberg : I can assure you, each procedure was medically necessary.

 Mrs. Goldberg : That arrogant bastard thought he could play God.

 Mrs. Goldberg : Because I wanted the best. Who is he to deny me the best?

 Mrs. Goldberg : Why does he get to tell me what I can and cannot do?

 Beckett : A couple of days after you were released from the psychiatric treatment

 Mrs. Goldberg : I said I'd ruin him, not kill him. Big difference.

 Beckett : Then I suppose you won't mind telling me where you were last Tuesday night?

Can't you stall her? I'll go back to the places I went last night.

You're tired. You looked all night. And, clearly, you suck at this.

 Rachel : Okay. But before you do that, I need you to talk to me.

 MRS. HANSON : And you pretend it's bedtime and stay super still, OK? OK.

 GEORGE : They're not done yet, but he's fine. Can I talk to you?

 Rachel : And if he gets a little upset, that's what the meatball sub is for.

 Paul : Yeah, yeah, I don't know this dude. He's not a zombie or a normal.

 Rhett : Listen, will this take much longer? I have a class in the morning.

 Rhett : I believe our fascination with zombies is a cultural phenomenon.

 Beckett : Yeah, okay. Do either of you recognize this, uh, zombie?

You ever get bored, I'm su I could fill up a couple of holding cells for you.

 Harvey : During the day. She worked nights. I saw her head to work around 5 : 00.

 Roberta : I tried to set her up with a few guys, but she wasn't interested.

 Ryan : Did your sister have any connection to City Hall or local politics?

 Roberta : She moved out of her apartment on the Upper West Side into that flophouse.

 Chandler : I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to me. Let me in.

 Chandler : No. I just had to get a picture of this. I'll see you later.

Heh, this is fun. L've never used a hydraulic thermoforming press before.

 Howard : This little baby set the university back a hundred and seventy-five grand.

 Howard : Hey, Leonard jiggling his junk at her through a webcam...

 Beckett : Sir, are you sure that this woman doesn't have a record?

 Gates : Well, obviously there's more to her than what's in the system.

 Beckett : And the more we find out about Emma, the better chance we'll have

 Castle : As you know, all my stories start in the same place, in the beginning.

 Emma : - I got home late last night. - Why did you get home late?

 Emma : That's why I bought the dress even though I couldn't afford it.

 Emma : When I got home, I poured my nightly two fingers of Scotch.

 Esposito : He's probably watching us right now. I need a chopper!

 Tory : digitally spliced from what appear to be several different sources.

 Esposito : it's a rare calcification resulting from a sinus infection.

I'd disguise my tracking implants as a rare medical condition...

 Beckett : to get whatever Marie took. So we gotta find it first

 Beckett : Ted Carter said that Marie gave him some of his stuff back

 Ted : I don't understand. It's just books and t-shirts, mostly.

Ohhh! This CD got me through two weeks of Stormwatch writer's block.

 Castle : He staggered away and ended up on the other side of that pillar.

 Beckett : to use Glitch and the Jamaican heads to start up a gang war?

 Beckett : Where do you think would be the best spot to drop off that body?

 Slaughter : imagine my surprise when I got to the station with my killer

 Slaughter : If he doesn't go down for this, the body count just grows.

 Beckett : You do what you gotta do, Slaughter, and I'll do the same.

Okay, hold on. Why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now?

 Joey : Okay. You hide my clothes, I'm gonna do the exact opposite to you.

He lost all hold of reality. He started believing that this was real.

And now he only comes out at night and hangs out at the cemetery.

 Vixen : I don't know his real name. He was Crow's boyfriend, not mine.

 Beckett : You know, what is it with these people and their dressing up like vampires,

 Castle : A lot of the people who are committed to the fantasy are a little different.

 Beckett : the drinking of the blood, the sharing of the blood, the having sex in coffins...

 Castle : They probably had something happen to them when they were younger.

Okay, then where did your fascination with the macabre come from?

Court order from Barker came through for Matthew Freeman, aka Crow.

 House : When you had your surgery, you were intubated. The surgeon stuck a tube down your throat.

 House : Now, it never happens and it's never caught, but it happened.

Your vocal cords were paralyzed. I treated the spastic dysphonia with Botox.

 House : Ironically, a substance that tightens every other corner of your face.

It actually loosens the tongue. I have healed you. You can talk.

 House : You don't have to say anything. It can be our little secret.

 House : because you think you won't be entitled to the money you won in the settlement with Simpson.

 House : Yesterday, I would have said you had to give the money back.

 Leonard : Okay. I'll confirm the travel arrangements in the morning.

 Leonard : Sheldon's nervous about me leaving, keep an eye on him while I'm gone.

 Penny : Oh, I don't know. Remember what happened when I took care of your goldfish?

 Leonard : Well, flush Sheldon down the toilet and get me a new one.

 Leonard : Really, you guys do not need to throw me a going away party.

 Howard : Are you kidding me? How often can you say bon voyage...

 Howard : ...to somebody when they're actually going on a voyage?

 Leonard : There's beer in the fridge. Anyway, you guys really don't need to make a big deal.

 Sheldon : We need to give you a proper send-off so we'll have closure...

 Sheldon : I was too busy squishing all the desirable parts of her body.

Doesn't matter. We already have you on prostitution and extortion.

 Chase : Could the damage have been caused by a lack of oxygen during her seizure?

No. I gave her the same test five minutes later. She did just fine.

 Foreman : The altered mental status is intermittent, just like the verbal skills.

I have all this money now and don't feel like I did anything to deserve it

 IZZIE : and I can't talk to my friends about it because they're poor.

 MEREDITH : Divorced five years and still going at it like teens at the prom.

 DEREK : You're right. They're blurry. You should get some new ones.

 MARK : If you go ahead with the mastectomy, there are several options.

I didn't realize till I got home. I wasn't gonna walk back with one shoe.

 Chandler : When he comes back for his keys, I'll give him your shoe.

How would you like to spend tomorrow taking care of three cute puppies?

 Booth : Gentlemen, as you know, I am a generous supporter of the NYPD.

 Booth : Be it the Policeman's Ball, or the widows and Orphans' Fund...

 Booth : pales in comparison to the real fortune that punk kid stole from my building.

Earlier today, $50 million was wired from a Cayman Islands account I have.

 Booth : to recover my money, quietly, to avoid further scandal.

 Booth : two floors up from the clean room where he stole the microchip.

 Castle : why would he go to Slaughter for help in the first place?

 Slaughter : he'd drop off the face of the Earth before we could even blink.

 Ryan : Okay, Louis, is it possible that Victor stole the codes from that safe?

 Chandler : how horrible it was when you bumped into her at the supermarket?

You'd better watch the flirting too, because it could be trouble.

 Joey : It's hard for me to be around an attractive woman and not flirt.

 Sheldon : ...but my parents were unwilling to secure the necessary eagle eggs and lion semen.

 Howard : Sheldon, not that we don't all enjoy a good lion-semen story...

 Sheldon : My point is, if Koothrappali is moving on to a new life of shallow, undeserved fame...

...then perhaps this is an opportunity to create a better cohort.

 Sheldon : The Japanese, they're doing some wonderful work with artificial intelligence.

Now, combine that with some animatronics from the imagineers over at Disney.

Next thing you know, we're playing "Halo" with a multilingual Abraham Lincoln.

...I performed a front-end alignment from 62 million miles away.

 Sheldon : It's the same amount of work, no matter how fast you go. Basic physics.

RAJESH : If my fingers ever work again, I've got a job for the middle one.

If anyone else gets a tumor, they'll put a warning on the label.

 Foreman : They'll come after me if I attempt to participate in any more trials.

 Masters : I'm a woman, I guess I just have a different perspective.

 Chase : You're sharing this unique insight that women don't like lying?

 Masters : No, I'm sharing my unique insight that you don't respect women.

 Masters : Or maybe you find meaning in meaningless relationships?

 Foreman : I'm seeing a high lymphocyte count in the CSF sample.

 Taub : And that couldn't wait until they finished mocking each other?

 Taub : It's not meningococcemia. CSF was negative for bacteria.

 Foreman : But high on lymphocytes. It's some kind of viral infection.

 Chase : There'd have to be a cause, some drug he's been exposed to.

 Masters : In rare cases, a tick or spider bite could set it off.

 House : Subordinates can disagree with me all they want. It's healthy.

 House : Brilliant. She'll never suspect that Normandy is our target.

 Cuddy : Tell him that the blinds just went to 20-40 and he's running out of chips.

 Wilson : The patient is on life support. We're about to pull the plug.

 Chandler : Actually, I forgot. What's the deal with that again?

 Cameron : Seriously, why didn't you argue with her? She just threw us off the case.

 House : If this thing kills him before we can diagnose, it won't be fun anymore.

 Chase : There is no case. He's gone, you've been tossed. This is totally nuts.

 House : we'd all have Southern accents, and I'd be paying Foreman less.

 Leonard : No, I mean reevaluate what we're doing with the guidance system.

 Rachel : We're waiting for you to open the door. You have the keys.

 Ross : And you have no idea what I'm saying, because, face it, you' re a fetus.

 Penny : Tall, thin, looks a little like a giant praying mantis?

 Mom : - You're killing him! - Get her out of here. Get her outta here!

 Foreman : Their hearts are barely pumping. Their lungs are shot.

 House : I guess Matt's mom won't nominate us for any Doctor of the Year awards.

 Foreman : Only explanation is they got poisoned by something besides ethyl-parathion.

 Foreman : Then the hydrolase would release the neurotoxins instead of bonding with them.

and the fact their cardiac symptoms are getting worse much faster than their other ones, what does that tell us?

They were admitted at 8 : 45 and 11 : 00. When were they poisoned?

 Foreman : Absorption through the skin? Anywhere from three to eight hours.

 Cameron : In a case that bad, more like one and a half to four.

You're thinking each kid got poisoned in his own house? Two separate exposures?

 House : What do teenage boys do in the morning, besides the obvious?

- Do they both use the same acne cream? - Because acne cream contains lanolin,

 Penny : Oh, Beverly, I can't talk to my boyfriend's mother about his penis.

 Beverley : What can you tell me, if anything, about that busboy's penis?

 Castle : My guess is we're dealing with some kind of big-money fixer,

 Beckett : had to have gotten the cigarette butt from somewhere.

 Castle : Which means they had to intersect with Elliot at some point.

 Castle : I'd been kicked to the gutter, like yesterday's trash.

 Beckett : You know, we took another look at the cigarette butt,

And besides, we got the place to ourselves. So, who's gonna know?

 House : Word on the street is you set a new personal best for low-cut.

 Cuddy : I don't know why you chose to give them the names of somebody's aunts.

 House : I remember. I need you to authorize the medical discharge of a minor.

 House : Your outbox is three times normal size. That's not a metaphor.

You could take papers home with you. Unless you're not gonna be home.

 House : Unless you were, for example, going to a medical conference.

 House : You're authorizing the discharge right now. That was a metaphor.

I thought about it. You're right, I should go to the conference.

 [The apartment -Barney/robin- They smoke a cigar and watch a catch game on tv]Together : Oh! No, no!

 Ted gets out of the kitchen : Aren't you taking the bar tomorrow?

It's gonna be weird seeing some actor pretending to be Ben's dad.

 Joey : One of the casting ladies has actually seen me in a play.

 Leonard : Sheldon, there's something I wanna talk to you about before we go.

 Sheldon : I don't care if anybody gets it, I'm going as the Doppler effect.

- No, it's not that... - If I have to, I can demonstrate : Vroom.

For example, tonight, no one needs to know that my middle name is Leakey.

 Leonard : All I'm saying is that this party is the perfect opportunity...

 Leonard : ...for Penny to see me as a member of her peer group...

 Sheldon : I don't know about you, but I'm very uncomfortable with all this.

 Mark Harmon on TV : -What are you doing? -I'm trying to make peace.

 Penny : No, there was supposed to be a big scene with me and Mark Harmon,

All right, I will prove to you that I can keep it this time. No more gossiping.

I hate gossip. In junior high this girl said a lot of mean stuff about me...

Scott, give me the gun and I promise you, you will get a fair trial!

 Robert : We're supposed to go to subway level. Why are we stopping at the lobby?

 Castle : Financial files containing unpublished earnings reports.

 Senator Bracken on Video : by doing whatever it takes to get the job done.

 Senator Bracken on Video : That is the kind of leadership this country needs,

 Senator Bracken on Video : and that is why I am forming an exploratory committee

 Senator Bracken on Video : for a run for the presidency of the United States.

 Beckett : Hiding behind Vulcan Simmons, funding his campaign with dirty money,

 Beckett : killing whoever gets in his way, just like he did with my mom.

 Beckett : No. Bracken is so well insulated, it's genius, actually.

We just patch in the voice mail system, pull samples from there.

 Castle : You guys, if this works, I'll keep you both in shave cream for a year.

 Beckett : He was panhandling right about where Lukas said he bought the books.

 Tom : Which Marty's already admitted to selling to him for 100 bucks.

 Tom : He picked up a few extra bucks at a soup kitchen, cleaning up after hours.

 Beckett : Says he saw somebody dumping them there a couple hours after our murder.

 Esposito : What happened to giving him the benefit of the doubt?

 Ryan : Beckett asked me to have CSU take a look at the contents of the tent.

 Ryan : Castle's fingerprints were all over the newspapers, all his stuff.

 Beckett : Well, your clothes were here. Your watch was here, your tuxedo.

 Castle : It must have been planted here, you know, along with...

 Beckett : Nothing was planted, Castle. It was you. It was your DNA, your prints.

 Beckett : That everything that seemed so obvious couldn't possibly be true.

 Beckett : I didn't even know if you were alive, or if you were dead.

 Beckett : And you were right here, right where you wanted to be.

 24 : This is not a normal response to the test. Pulse and BP are too high.

 House : Paging me during Judge Judy, not the best way to win my affections.

And now she ran in there, and must have jammed something in the handles.

 39 : We break that door down, security shows up and her name goes in a file.

 House : An appeal to her deep concern for hospital property. Let's see how that works.

 Burke : O'Malley, you're a natural. You have nieces and nephews?

 George : - Babies just like me. - It speaks to a good bedside manner.

 Callie : I scheduled the Mercer kid's surgery for tomorrow. Do you want in?

 Callie : - Sorry. I only need one. - Oh. Well, absolutely. I'm in.

 Scarlett : Yeah, if I knew he was coming back, I'd have broken more than just his nose.

 Cannell : What, are you nuts? Those are crooks and killers down there.

 Connelly : but the Russian mafia? The Triad? You tangle with those people,

 Connelly : and all the best sellers in the world are not gonna protect you.

There's only one reason that you'd be dumb enough to go down there,

 Cannell : Why don't you cut yourself a little slack and just buy her some flowers?

- Are you sure this is the place? - Cannell has never steered me wrong.

 Castle : I get a clear picture of him, and I get the hell out of there.

 Mrs. Greene : - I think I saw Rachel out in the hall. - Let me go check.

 House : Which means your chances of being okay are about the same

 House : as a basketball player's chance of hitting a free throw.

 House : In which case, her chances are more like Shaq hitting a free throw.

 Wilson : Wait, wait. Are you saying it's okay for us to lie to each other?

 Sam : No. We have a different relationship. I think a better one.

 Ted : Okay, but I don't want you expecting 78 stories or anything.

 Ted : And, yes, this is a new vest. Thank you all for noticing.

 Robin : You are so going to spread your legs and design that building.

 Marshall : If you can find a number that I don't need or shouldn't have in here,

 Marshall : Not that one. That's the booker for the club that my band plays at.

 Izzie : and you're feeling this big push to go towards the light,

 Izzie : And, I mean, sharing your organs is really great and all.

 Martha : And she is a natural. Much better than you were at her age.

 Alexis : Half of the assignment is to collect stories from family members.

 Alexis : I had no idea that Gram's folks had a mind-reading act on Coney Island.

 Castle : Yes, you come from a long line of hucksters and charlatans,

A local spotted him when he was out walking his dog around 10 : 30.

 Frankie : He didn't get that name because he's a fan of Santa's reindeer.

 House : I'm not gonna listen to a guy who can't name the reindeer.

 Frankie : He barely said a couple of words and set the boy off.

 Castle : But what's worse than letting a guilty person go free?

 Martha : And you think Nina was just trying to help this poor woman?

 Castle : Nina's back was to me. I didn't actually see the death blow. I...

You gotta believe me, you guys, it really looked like she did it.

 Castle : Which is why I'm going to have to be very clever with how I go about this.

 Ted from 2030 : Aunt lily and uncle marshall were finally back together.

 Lily : You may not have much range, but at least I'm marrying a guy

 Joey : I'm afraid the situation is much more dire than we'd expected.

 Richard Castle : Sweetheart, this is a lot of stuff. You do realize you don't have to take

 Alexis : Remember? I wanted to ride my bike without training wheels.

 Martha Rodgers : Don't listen to him, darling. Everybody needs their stuff.

It seems like just yesterday you were checking under the bed every night,

 Martha : don't you think you should have the, uh, talk with her?

 Castle : You mean the sex talk? Mother, I covered that ages ago.

 Martha : I knew the morning I walked in here and the poor girl was hiding in the...

 Martha : But I don't think you want Alexis to walk in unannounced

 Castle : I didn't want to. Mother used her Jedi mind tricks on me.

 Valerie : Is that why you were asking me all those weird questions?

 House : Which, oddly, is an actual medical phenomenon around psychopaths,

 Valerie : I'm sorry. You're really freaking me out. I have no idea what...

 Thirteen : I assume he was cool with the whole seducing and firing part, too.

 Valerie : Bill has a trust fund, and I have a prenup his parents made me sign.

Everyone I've ever known, my family, my classmates, the people I work with,

 Chase : You said it. If Keith's symptoms had an environmental cause, they would have disappeared as soon as he got here.

 House : If the food here wasn't one step below Riker's Island, he would've gotten better.

- He's lost 14 pounds... - Sure. This is nothing but a dietary thing.

 House : Outside the hospital, his body burned protein and carbs for energy.

 House : But once the car accident put him in the hospital and he started losing weight,

 Foreman : So getting away from the poison is what poisoned him?

 Dad : You lie to me, you mess up my son's surgery, and now you expect me to trust you?

 Foreman : He's still puking, and he had a heart attack and itchy feet.

 Cameron : was caused by a spasm in the vessels surrounding your heart.

 Jack : If the problems are at my heart, why did that other doctor look at my brain?

 Cameron : We're just trying to eliminate as many possibilities as we can.

 House : So because you think that a spasm caused his heart attack,

 Cameron : Tests are gonna identify which arteries are affected so we can repair them.

 House : or his system hasn't been pushed enough to set anything off.

 Cameron : I mean, you're probably already falling behind with the housework and the bills.

 Cameron : How many sick days you think you'll get before they replace you?

 Cameron : Who else would they find qualified to dance with a rodent?

 Thirteen : You had no problem talking about your sex life, but your love life...

 Javier Esposito : Something messed up. Never seen anything like it.

 Espostio : which means it was dropped after the car was parked.

 Raj : But none of those things matter because we have something better.

 Raj : Sometimes I put the TV on mute just to pretend she's still with me.

 Barry knocking : because we might have a shot with Leonard's mother.

 Amy : Don't you think the kid might get a kick out of knowing how it happened?

l don't care. Ask her things like, "Are you gonna take Howard's name?"

Nice. You should totally get Bernadette Maryann Rostenkowski-wolowitz.com...

 Bernadette : He set up our beautiful wedding website with cute facts...

 Bernadette : For a while in Poland, my family and his family were neighbors.

- Oh, that's cool. - No, it's not. I'll explain it to you later.

We are here tonight to celebrate the upcoming nuptials of my best friend...

So I think that if we get these samples into the magazine by Monday, we'll be fine.

I'm so sorry, I forgot. I have to go to the mailroom and mail some proofs.

Go ahead. Rachel and I will just sit here and keep brainstorming.

You know what? I'm a little hungry. I'm just gonna run down to the vending machines.

 Beckett : Hey, Esposito, I need you to look up a friend of the vic, Max Haverstock.

 Castle : I'm sorry. My phone must have been off. How did you know?

 Mrs Koothrappali : ... to a daughter-in-law is that Jewish boy, Howard.

 Raj : Sheldon, tell my parents that Howard and I are just friends.

 Leonard : The brake might be imaginary, but that stop sign you just ran wasn't.

 House : so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math.

What'd he say? - He said he wanted to transfer Keith to another hospital.

 Cuddy : He's not stable enough. He'd never make it through the door. That's what I told him.

If it is hepatitis "E", we should see a marked decline in liver function tests within the hour.

 Dad : Why bother explaining it to me? It's not like I have any choice in the matter.

If there's no hep "E", we'll start treatment for lupus immediately.

We haven't started the medicine. - Keith, you're in the hospital. Keith, there's nothing on you.

 Cameron : - Bright red blood per rectum. - I didn't... I didn't mean to. I'm sorry.

 Chase : - Pressure's 60, heart rate's 140. - We need an angiography, stat!

 Castle : Partly. And because it's the only story that makes sense.

 Castle : Shadowy brotherhood guarding Rose's secret for all eternity.

 Castle : Susannah got too close, so they sent their monk assassin to kill her.

 Beckett : Put Wade in with a sketch artist, have him describe that guy

 Beckett : That'll buy Castle and I enough time to tear his alibi apart.

 Beckett : And just to cover our bases, you look into that cab that Wade described.

 Ryan : Really? You want me to track down a cab off a banner ad for Wicked?

 Brother Silas Mora : at the time you say this young woman was killed.

 Mora : To care for those in need. To live by and share the teachings of Christ.

 Castle : I think you left out the part about protecting a great secret.

 Beckett : Yeah, until we get the statements from the seven other witnesses.

 Leonard : The only tree bark I know that humans consume is cinnamon.

 Amy : Devastated, the Danes never invent their namesake pastry.

Don't you remember that night, it was late and I was feeling sick...

 Wilson : Maybe it was the preservatives in the I.V.? Checked that.

I checked the blood levels, and it's not eosinophilia or idiopathic anaphylaxis.

 Wilson : You do realize, if you're wrong... About the big picture, that is...

 House : What do you want me to do... Just accept it, pack it in?

 Wilson : Yeah. I want you to accept that sometimes patients die against all reason,

 Cameron : I just wanted to say that I know that you did everything you could.

 House : I don't need verification from you to know that I'm doing my job well.

 Alex : You did a residency in neurosurgery at the University of Melbourne

 Alex : was for me to get to know everything about Dr. House's team.

with a side of assorted exotic breakfast meats in a chili sauce reduction.

 House : Which is kind of a waste, 'cause there's no third course.

 House : If I tell you your tell, you'll get rid of it, and I won't be able to tell.

-...and they don't sell tickets here. -So you're driving up to Connecticut?

Maybe l'll drive you up there. l'd like to buy some tickets myself.

 Monica : Yeah, with Chandler not getting paid, we could really use $300 million.

Yes, because if l was at my old job, we'd say, ''300 million? No, thank you.''

Why don't we all pitch in 50 bucks, we'll pool our money together...

 Auctioneer : Anybody anywhere. 15 going once. 15 going twice...

We've got $ 1,600. Who'll go with 17? Looking for a $ 1,700 bid.

 Beckett : What would it take to get all the cash you have on you?

 Beckett : It's signed by the millionaire mystery novelist, Richard Castle.

 Beckett : Two grand, and he'll name a character in his next novel after your mom.

I have $3,100. Going $3,100, one time. I think you might buy it.

 Burke : for a transventricular repair with a right ventriculotomy.

 Sheldon : Is anyone else troubled by the Spider-Man theme song?

 Leonard : Why would it trouble you? It's your third-favorite cartoon theme song.

 Sheldon : It is, right behind, "Do, do, do, do, do, Inspector Gadget."

 Sheldon : And Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Heroes in a half shell.

 Sheldon : However, the Spider-Man lyrics posit that Spider-Man, Spider-Man...

 Sheldon : I can think of many things Spider-Man can't do that a spider can.

 Raj : I was thinking we could have a little film festival tonight.

 Kripke : Howard, I'm gonna say something to you that everybody is thinking...

When you invite a man to a bachelor party, the implication is there will be strippers.

Where's Chandler? l want to wish him good luck on his first day.

And in a real theater. Not that little one underneath the deli like last time.

 Joey : When the monkey hits him in the face with the giant rubber phone....

 Taub : You've got red spots in your eyes. They weren't there before.

 Wilson : Ultrasound isn't definitive. We should run other tests before...

 Masters : Mood swings can be a symptom of physiological illness.

New shoes, less miles, and ix-nay on the afternoon Cokes. You're gonna look beautiful.

 House : - What's wrong with you? - I can't get my contact lenses out.

But they're red. - That's because you're trying to remove your corneas.

 House : What's wrong with you? Uh, lately, my wife has noticed that...

 House : Yeah, yeah. Symptoms. We're working on a personal best here.

And? Maybe he doesn't feel comfortable talking about his private matters.

 House : Well, neither would I if I was having trouble controlling my pee-pee.

 House : Which means you're either dipping into your own supply or you got a bad valve in your office.

 House : Laughing gas rehab's probably more expensive than the plumber.

 Student : My English lit prof told me he'd fail me next time if I didn't show up with a doctor's note.

Well, make friends with the dentist. He can give you a note, and maybe a little nitrous to take the edge off.

Foreman? The fat-pad biopsy and abdominal C.T. scan were negative for the cancers, but...

 House : Less money is made by biochemists working on a cure for cancer...

 House : than by their colleagues struggling valiantly to find ways to hide steroid use.

 Sheldon : I thought there'd be more of a reason why you're here.

 Sheldon : I suppose it has something to do with your recent passing.

 House : Curious why no French maid's outfit, no spanky pants...

 House : It's insomnia. Four nights without REM sleep can cause...

 Amber : doesn't explain why you're hallucinating Wilson's dead girlfriend.

Or maybe guilt over Kutner's suicide reminds you of how guilty you felt about me.

 House : Who cares why you're here? A decent night's sleep and you won't be.

 House : Addictive substances are no substitute for nature's healing balm.

 Third Floor Janitor : Here, I am janitor. In former Soviet Union, I am physicist.

 Sheldon : - I answer the questions. - You didn't answer question.

 Sheldon : Hey, look. Now, maybe you have democracy now in your beloved Russia...

 Sheldon : ...but on this Physics Bowl team, I rule with an iron fist.

 Howard to Raj who has whispered to him : Do you really think your lips in my ear is helping?

 Leonard : Sit down, I'll get you a plate. Mom, you remember Penny?

Oh, yes, the waitress/actress with the unresolved father issues.

 Beverley : Has he finally come to terms with his little slugger growing breasts?

 Penny : Well, he sent me a football and a catcher's mitt for Christmas...

 Beverley : Oh, speaking of fathers, Leonard, that reminds me. I'm divorcing yours.

 Sheldon : with the occasional dwarf in a box wiggling his feet.

 Howard : I thought you had more important things to think about.

- Hey, Pheebs. How's it going? - I have a headache. A horrible headache.

- I'm sorry. Can I get you something? - Oh, my God, you've got to stop chattering.

 Phoebe : If you just apply pressure to these points right here...

Then your hands starts to hurt and you still have a headache, so thanks.

...and you'd rather be with family, but there is no call for writing...

l was checking out that insurance company's Christmas party on three.

lt was really beautiful. They have decorations and this huge tree.

l had a talk with the boys in New York. l told them about all your hard work...

 Chandler : ...and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order.

 Nick : ''A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet.''

She'll see you're gone and know I let you out, and I'll get fired!

 Castle : As our car flew to the checkered line, you guys crashed and burned.

 Beckett : Either you leave on your own or I will have you forcibly removed.

 Fulton : I started out making skateboard videos with Jay and Logan.

 Fulton : That day, I was taping the two of them and my friend DK doing tre flips.

 House : I'm going to fire the next person who asks me who I'm going to fire.

 House : I thought that Thirteen was right about the strongyloides.

 Thirteen : Kidney failure could be the result of a gram negative bacteria.

 Twin 15a : Infection stresses his already weakened system, makes his SMA worse.

 House : That doesn't change the fact... Why are you yelling at me?

 Beckett : She wrote those particular pages the night that she was murdered.

 Beckett : He told us that you left right after you got an e-mail from Sarah.

 Mandy Bronson : She thought the way she could do that was to get me out of the picture.

 Mandy Bronson : I went to his apartment straight from the studio

 Mandy Bronson : and used my powers of persuasion to get him on my side.

 Peter Connelly : Yeah, she showed up at my apartment last night.

 Peter Connelly : And I nearly had a heart attack when she let it slip open.

 Peter Connelly : Years of fantasizing, and there she was, standing right in front of me.

 Peter Connelly : She was all fired up about Sarah wanting to write her off the show.

 Rachel : Ross, you got that for free from the museum gift shop.

 Ross : And that T-shirt you sleep in? I'd like that back too. Yes, I do.

 Rachel : You know how much I love that T-shirt. You never even wear that T-shirt.

 Cameron : Thank you for signing it, saves me having to fake your signature.

 House : He cries with his patients, holds their hands as they die.

 Phoebe : Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?

 Rachel : Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then...

 Bernadette : But we did get to see a live stream of it on the Internet.

 Howard through bathroom door : Am I an American hero? chuckles 

 Howard through bathroom door : Don't you think once an astronaut leaves the planet,

 Howard through bathroom door : he's a hero to all the nations of the Earth?

 Howard through bathroom door : I think I have time for one more question.

 Chandler : Not touching. Can't get mad! Not touching. Can't get mad!

Well, why would he come clean about the trip but lie about smoking pot?

He wouldn't necessarily have to smoke to get pesticide poisoning.

 House : Then lied about it because that's what this family does.

and then one gram every eight hours until you see some improvement.

 Foreman : You have no evidence to support a poisoning diagnosis.

 Wilson : I just thought it might be interesting to find out why.

 Duncan : ...but there were one or two times back in college when...

 Duncan : I told myself it was the liquor, and everyone experiments in college.

 Duncan : Now I know I don't have a choice. I was born this way!

 Phoebe : You're married to someone for six years and you think you know him.

 Cameron : History of fatigue, and two years ago she had a retinal vein occlusion.

 Cameron : No, she's not, and she has no history of hypertension.

 House : Oh, my goodness, I played a practical joke on my best friend,

 House : I was waiting by my window for an hour. Why are you late?

 Cameron : The seizure could be the result of dehydration or something neurological.

 Beckett : Yeah, and by helping us, you've actually helped yourself.

 Castle : How does somebody put something like that behind them?

 Beckett : to just put one foot in front of the other and get through the day.

 House : A congenital defect in an artery making it susceptible to inflammation.

 Cameron : We've looked at her heart 100 different ways. There was no evidence...

 Foreman : If she wants to outlive Castro, we need to fix her heart.

 House : today is Monday, which means you've been dead for a day.

 Esteban : Wait. Wasn't that what caused her heart to stop before?

 House : Your rescuers didn't have wings, they had a helicopter.

 House : Do you know how many little boys are praying for jetpacks?

 Esteban : You said there was no chance, no hope, which means...

Not as upset as he'll be when he finds out what I did with his sweater vests.

Send him something. So when he gets there, he'll know you're sorry.

 Rachel : ...and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain.

 Rachel : And to get me out, my mom had to cut a big chunk of my hair.

Okay, fine, you can make fun of me. I do not want Emma going there.

 House : You should try searching for "Misty May digs for gold."

 Thirteen : I actually liked working for you, but I'm not coming back.

 Thirteen : Are you here to try to save my relationship with Foreman?

 House : Right now, I'm Kobe, playing the game I love, however the hell I want,

 Leonard : Okay, if you're gonna start sniffing people, I'm gonna go get a hot pretzel.

 Employee : Uh, I guess. They're right over there by the wooden train set.

 Castle : In LA for all of a minute and already she's spouting cheesy movie dialogue.

 Gene Simmons : Yeah, the guy with the long tongue and everything...

 Gene Simmons : And I've been letting him live in my guest house.

 Beckett : So you're saying he was in the business of helping people in trouble?

 Gene Simmons : Well, there was a girl. She came by two days ago.

 Travis Brennan : Her deep tendon reflexes seemed a bit weak to me.

 Eric Foreman : but since the reflex was weak, not absent, it doesn't mean anything.

 Eric Foreman : I'm releasing her. You can go back to your poker game.

She just had another seizure. And now she's getting a vertical nystagmus.

 Eric Foreman : In rare cases, it can cause respiratory failure, but...

 Casey Alfonso : You said there was nothing wrong. You said you were sure.

 Eric Foreman : You just had another seizure. Clearly there's something wrong.

 Casey Alfonso : So, why should I trust you to figure out what it is?

 Cuddy : Why am I the only person here who cares what happens to this hospital?

 Cuddy : Get off your ass and get your department under control,

From all the time you spent researching them and their other contracts,

 House : Despite what you may have learned at Hebrew school or from Jimmy Cliff,

 House : sometimes the bigger they are, the harder they kick your ass.

 Westbrook : But he's also not interested in being forced into a medical bankruptcy.

 Westbrook : And I assume you didn't ask for this meeting so you could lecture my client.

but by filing the suit you've caused us to get paid nothing by them either.

 Howard his phone rings : No, I understand. Sure, we can be friends. Absolutely.

 Sheldon : Okay, one of us is going to have to stop putting up Spock.

 Lanie : I pulled autopsy reports on the Phantom's alleged victims.

 Lanie : And because of the randomness, no one was able to connect the murders

A serial killer has been hunting in LA and New York for three years

 Castle : This must mean I passed their test and they want me to join their ranks.

 Mr. Singleton : - She doesn't feel normal. - Why can't we put an end to her agony?

 Nurse Linda : She's in good spirits. Visitors really cheer her up.

 Derek : There is a clinical trial to study early-onset Alzheimer's.

 Derek : - Your mother is a prime candidate. - She is sick and has few good days.

 cut To The Secret Room Park : Yeah. A hidden bunker with enough guns to defend Fort Knox.

 House : that allowed me to finally get some sleep and solve the case.

 House : I got one in my sleep. The other one I got in the shower.

 Cuddy : I simply chose not to share completely irrelevant facts.

 House : He donates the money and the nephew gets the write-off.

And of course, by write-off, I mean he gets to put your ankles...

 Cuddy : This is exactly why I didn't mention our one date over two years ago.

 House : 'Cause this way I spent the whole time completely focused on the patient.

 House : Service the Dean of Medicine, you get free health care for a year?

 Cuddy : 'Cause you're a good doctor who couldn't get himself hired at a blood bank,

 House : You gave me everything I asked for because one night I gave you everything...

 Cuddy : showing up at restaurants where I happen to be on a date,

I think that supertanker sailed would be the more precise metaphor.

 Phoebe : You don't have to do anything. Just don't tell them we know.

 Joey : Well, you don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal.

 Wilson : We should find out before the next time you see her, when she'll be black.

 House : Because, of course, it's scientifically impossible for a person

 Wilson : it is scientifically impossible for her to be in two places at once.

 Wilson : Do you want to talk or should I? I guess we could both talk.

 Wilson : Although, they're engaged, and if you're staying in touch,

 Wilson : Maybe it's not repressed guilt, maybe it's just panic.

 Wilson : Right now, you've got enough fellows to build a railroad,

but you're gonna have to narrow that room full of numbers down to three people.

 House : Any chance you could turn this creative brilliance towards my patient's liver?

 Wilson : for reasons that have nothing to do with their skills.

I think you're gonna choose people just because you can't stand them.

My boyfriend Ricky has an appointment at 4 : 00 p.m. With Mistress Venom.

 Receptionist : Mistress Venom would be delighted to have an audience.

 Lady Irena : Mistress Venom is unavailable, but I'm Lady Irena. I own this dungeon.

 Lady Irena : I'm sure we can find another dominatrix to suit your needs.

 Beckett : I need to speak with her right now concerning a murder investigation.

-Do you want to see a movie tonight? -We can't. We already have plans.

 Phoebe : Well, same thing we did all day. Just hang out at Gary's apartment.

 Castle : For a guy with diplomatic immunity, he wasn't very diplomatic.

 Beckett : Harun's hiding behind his immunity. He knows more than he's saying.

19 minutes before the 911 call about shots fired. He's not our guy.

 Castle : And just because J was shot doesn't mean he wasn't into something shady.

 Beckett : And we can't do that if we don't know who the hell he is.

But if we take look at everything we know about him collectively,

 Beckett : Okay, he's got asthma, he's allergic to cats, he reads.

 Beckett : It's from Lanie. It's the forensics report on his coat.

 Beckett : - Gun powder residue. - So, he was shot at close range.

 Foreman : She wants normalcy. She wants to feel like the world didn't end.

 House : Right. I'll tell her that everything went on without her.

 House : thousands of people will remember the day she was raped

 House : You're basing that on a test done with a paper clip. Just take the prednisone.

 Foreman : exposure to the cold should decrease your kidney pain.

 House : Do you know if there's anyone down there who has a cell phone?

 Sheldon : Oh, that sounds terrible. Why would I want to do that?

 Sheldon : She tried to rope us into going to her acting class to see a play.

 Sheldon : Don't worry, luckily I had the good sense to drown that kitten in the river.

 Amy : Sheldon, that's very rude. She helped you with your show.

 Amy : The right thing to do is reciprocate by going to see her play.

 Sheldon : Amy pointed out to me that since you did something nice for me...

 Taub : She spiked a fever. LP shows her white cells through the roof.

 Foreman : The world thinks I've been corrupted, so no one will hire me.

 Amber : We need to tube him and bag him. We will. Right after we...

 Kutner : Brennan, tilt his head back so I can get a straight shot.

 Amber : Okay. While you're killing him, I'll get the intubation kit.

 House : I decided you're right. You're obviously in an impossible position.

 Foreman : Paramedic who brought him in is also named Martin Harris.

 Sheldon : So you are thinking of a universe. It's not expanding from the center, no.

 Sheldon : This is a space where we are all essentially Alice standing in front of the Red Queen...

 Sheldon : ...and we're being offered a cracker to quench our thirst.

 Sheldon : In another universe, let's call that Universe Prime...

 Sheldon : - ...there's another Sheldon... - We should have let him go to bed.

 Penny : I just want you guys to know I am really grateful for your help...

 Penny : ...and for every dollar I make, I'm gonna give you 20 cents.

 Elena : Tell Nadia she doesn't need to worry about seeing me again.

 House : Excess facial hair in women. It's a clear sign of hormonal imbalance.

 Deran : I apply it daily in the shower just like it says on the bottle.

 Deran : It's never been in my home, it's obviously never been near the kids.

 Deran : We've been through that, I'm not a pervert or a pedophile!

 House : Every time you gave the little tykes a hug you gave them a dose of testosterone.

 Bracken : I assume because someone paid him a great deal of money.

 Bracken : And the people in it will do anything they can to stay on top.

 Beckett : But a search of his apartment turned up a pair of gloves

 Beckett : They also found a fake beard and a baseball cap just like McManus'.

 Castle : So McManus could be seen at the conference by security.

He's that guy, the guy who brings your roommate lunch when she's sad.

 MEREDITH : He's the guy who brings your roommate lunch when she's sad.

 BEN : Do you have a boyfriend? Do you have a boyfriend? Do you have a boyfriend?

 BEN : If I had a boyfriend, I would definitely not be as angry as you.

 BEN : Why are you so angry? Is it because you're frigid? Or he's frigid? Or..?

 CHRISTINA : In order to be a surgeon, a certain amount of self-obsession is necessary.

 CHRISTINA : My boyfriend gets that. His mother doesn't, it's her problem.

 BEN : I used to have a boyfriend. When I got the tumor, he understood.

 Leonard : I don't know what happened in that bathroom, but I'm not cleaning it.

 Jen : Well, I kept telling you I was cold, but you didn't offer me your jacket.

Standing at a cash register, I'm holding a credit card, and I'm bored.

 Cashier : I love your neighborhood. There's a great gym around the corner.

 Cashier : A paleontologist who works out. You're like Indiana Jones.

 Rachel : Oh, and Ross almost got something that wasn't on the list.

We were paying, and this sales woman just started flirting with him.

 Amber : Honey, we can't afford that, not with a baby on the way.

 Wilson : So, am I getting the hard mattress or do I have to go to my job interview?

And from what we could tell, the building's not terribly secure.

Our killer probably knew that, that's why he used it as a delivery drop.

 Castle : Could be he just found her credit card statements in the trash.

 Beckett : Red Riding Hood and Snow White were found in the woods.

 Beckett : Great, so that narrows it down to several million apartments,

 Castle : All serial killers are expressing some psychological impulse.

 Castle : Somewhere deep down, there's a twisted logic to their insanity.

 Castle : they all end up near death, but were saved at the last minute.

 Beckett : It's like he's trying to take away our victims' happy endings.

 Beckett : - Hopefully the Feds'll have more luck. - Somehow I doubt it.

 Beckett : Whatever he was supposed to do, it was going down today.

 Beckett : These were taken in front of the UN. This is the target.

 Beckett : - I have to call the State Department. - I don't think you have to.

 Walter Burns cary Grant : - No. - Yeah, neither have I. You know why?

 Beckett : Then why would they try to kill someone who doesn't exist?

 Patient : - Two months like this. - Let me guess, no insurance.

You don't wanna skimp on the essentials like wristwatches, MP3 players.

 House : Well, I'm not a lawyer, but that seems like a sucky legal strategy.

 Stacy : They're gonna wanna know what you think a reasonable doctor would have done

 House : If I thought he was a reasonable doctor, I wouldn't have hired him.

Deny everything, completely fool the lawyer who's trying to help you.

 Stacy : Too bad the review committee members are actually doctors.

 Debbie : She had hip replacement surgery a month ago and was discharged last week.

 Debbie : Because I am not a bouncer and this is not a nightclub.

I am doing what I can, with extremely limited staff and resources

 Debbie : and if you have a problem with that, take it up with the chief.

 Richard : - Mrs. Larson's got to go. - If she refuses to go, what can I do?

 Richard : She's 78 and non-ambulatory. You have the upper hand here. Use it.

 Sophie : - Oh, thank you. Thank you. - Mrs. Larson, I'm Dr. O'Malley.

In winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm...

In the summer, it's in a cross breeze created by opening windows there and there.

 Sheldon : It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, discouraging conversation...

 Sheldon : ...nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.

 Joe/castle voiceover : She was with Tom Dempsey, for crying out loud.

 Joe/castle voiceover : The most ruthless mob boss New York has ever given birth to.

 Joe/castle voiceover : Dempsey sent over two of his gorillas, an Irishman and a Cuban,

 Joe/castle : The waiter? I'll take a whiskey. The boys here can share a sloe gin fizz.

I hate wise guys about as much as I hate crumbs eyeballing my girl.

JOE : There I was, covered in the discards of the blue-plate special,

 Penny : ...where they'd actually chop somebody's ass off and then go, "Here."

 Sheldon : Pictionary is not a true test of any real intelligence or skill.

 Leonard : In all fairness, Pictionary has verbal skills, visual skills.

 Sheldon : Lot of big talk from a man who can't draw a chocolate chip cookie.

 Penny : Fine, pick another game. Amy and I will beat you at anything.

- Oh, come on. What is that? - It's a game that I just invented...

 Sheldon : ...in which the participants answer physics questions in remedial Spanish.

 House : learned all you can or you haven't learned anything at all.

 Ross : She always drank it out of the can. I should have known.

- Start with that, we're out of here. - Please don't spoil all this fun.

I should've known when she went to the dentist five times a week.

The worst I ever did was shred my old boyfriend's favorite towel.

 Blake Wellesley : You had no right to make that decision without me!

 Winston Wellesley : We were only looking out for your best interests.

 Blake Wellesley : Mother, do you remember Olivia? Olivia Debiasse?

 Lenanne Wellesley : Oh, yes. My ring was stolen. It was very expensive.

 Beckett : we need to ask you a few questions about Olivia Debiasse.

 Lenanne Wellesley : Came to me looking for a father, so I gave her Winston.

 Lenanne Wellesley : A child would go a long way to butch up his image.

 Lenanne Wellesley : You're going to be a senator, maybe even President someday.

 Castle : Mrs. Wellesley, what happened to Olivia the night of her murder?

 Lenanne Wellesley : So many questions about... I don't care for questions.

 Frank Davis : Mr. Wellesley, your mother is ill. She can't handle this...

 Foreman : Your daughter's vascular system is engorged with blood.

 Foreman : We're also starting her on a drug that suppresses the production of red cells

 House : Wrong. Sixteen years they've been testing that insane noggin to death.

 Terzi : makes sense he'd have a midline anomaly in his heart, too.

 House : Treat the patient like he's any other really, really ugly kid.

 Thirteen : Well, since he doesn't have a prosthetic heart valve,

 Cole : Dealers don't ask for ID and don't care what you look like.

 House : Blackened skin under the nose equals frostbite from huffing Freon.

 Thirteen : There's also discoloration on the cheeks and forehead.

 Terzi : I gave up a career because I thought this was a firm offer.

 Cecilia : No. He already knows that he owns everything in the room.

I'm gonna miss this woman so much. I don't know what I'm gonna do.

 Raj : Traditional choice with Peking duck is a sauvignon blanc...

...but I didn't wanna have an argument with her in the middle of Trader Joe's.

 Ruby Osiris-schwartzman : I was once married to Kyra's father's brother's uncle, twice removed.

 Ruby Osiris-schwartzman : And boy, was that a mistake. Is the bar open yet?

 Keith Murphy : I heard that Sophie almost didn't come to the wedding.

 Keith Murphy : She called Kyra up and tried to back out of being a bridesmaid.

 Laurie Hill : But then she called and said she'd changed her mind.

 Sheila Blaine : I warned Kyra that girl was too unreliable to be put in a wedding party.

 Laurie Hill : Oh, God. He was with Sophie at the rehearsal dinner.

 Ted Murphy : She's right. I saw them together in the bar after.

 Keith Murphy : You don't think something happened to him, too, do you?

 Esposito : and his key card shows his last entry at 2 : 00 a.m.

 Beckett : More likely, Mike's our killer, and he ran off after strangling Sophie,

 Howard : As we speak, the space shuttle is docking at the Internationale Space Station...

 Howard : ...where it will deploy the Wolowitz Zero-Gravity Waste Disposal System.

 Leonard : ...an international crew of astronauts will boldly go where no man has gone before.

...suggest that Leonard is humorously mocking your efforts in space plumbing.

 Howard : Okay, make your little jokes. But of the four of us...

Happiness is possible. And not just in this life but in the next. Where you can...

 House : Oh, you're selling religion! I'm sorry, I bought some Islam yesterday.

 Guy : Well, it's where your light showed signs before mending...

You're going mini-golfing, what's it matter? You've got a tee-off time?

 House : It matters because you don't get to decide what matters.

 Amber : Have fun on your play date. You've got mommy's numbers, right?

 Thirteen : I was thinking, if we discount the niceness issue...

 Lanie : I ran a tox screen and found nothing in the bloodstream.

 Lanie : But in the body cavity itself there were trace amounts of powder cocaine.

 Castle : with no history of substance abuse, no criminal record,

 Lanie : As freaky as all this is, let's not forget it happened post mortem.

 Lanie : Bruise pattern indicates the assailant strangled him with both hands.

 Esposito : Just got off with Homeland Security. Passport records indicate

 Esposito : that John Allen was coming back from Mexico, not New Mexico.

I'm fine. But that's not important. What's important is how was she?

 Rachel : Oh, uh-huh, uh-huh, coffee, a little rub-rub-rub under the table?

No. No, she was nice. I mean, she was a little slutty, but who isn't?

Of course you did. You'd date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones.

 Lucy : It's terrible having everybody think you're nuts. - Really?

 Castle : involving Jerry Tyson during his four years at Sing Sing,

 Castle : Apparently, Papa Clifford anglicized the family's names

 Ryan : Yeah, but Asian gangs, you're in for life. There's no walking away.

Brother Philip found out about their plans to go to Phoenix together,

 Esposito : so he murdered Jane to keep little brother in the fold.

Evidence, eyewitness accounts. Something to make this case stick.

 Beckett : so usually I don't even bother with your sort of an operation.

 Castle : Whoa! Careful there, Johnny. Your accent's starting to fade a little.

 Vong : I've never even been to Laos. I'm from Danville, California.

 Vong : No one wants to buy a real estate system from a Harvard MBA.

 Vong : Look, whatever you think you know, I promise you I didn't kill Coonan.

 Vong : - You have to believe me. - Do I? Nothing about you is real.

 Vong : Stupid, but once you make a deal with the devil, you belong to him.

 Bernadette on phone : He said the only way to really fix an old floor like that

 Bernadette on phone : is to tear it up and replace the whole thing.

 Howard : which just so happens was also my motto as a lonely teenager.

 Wilson : Even when you're out of your mind with anger and fear,

Now the hallucinator is going to tell the hallucinatee what happened.

 House : You're not the hallucinatee. Wilson was the hallucinatee.

 Jack : You think maybe you're focusing on the wrong thing here?

 House : Cuddy's office was the hallucinatee. The bathroom was the hallucinatee.

 Foreman : Most likely scenario, some kind of bacterial prostatitis.

 Danny : Yeah. Yeah, some of those places you suggested have people on staff.

 Foreman : He's linked to 13 unsolved murders in 10 different states.

 Bernadette her phone chimes : -Let me just put that on vibrate. -I'm already on vibrate.

 Bernadette : Howard, did you say something to Leonard about me?

 Bernadette : He says if I go see his experiment tomorrow, it might weird you out.

 Howard : I may have mentioned that it's a little inappropriate...

 Howard : ...to be asking another man's girlfriend to his experiment...

 Bernadette : I need to ask your permission to hang out with Leonard?

 Howard : I didn't say anything like that. I said Leonard has to ask my permission.

 Castle : Why'd you do it, Tyson? For revenge? Because we were happy?

 Castle : You planned this, you and Nieman. But it ends tonight.

 Tyson : Doctor Nieman just made me look like him, but I'm not him.

 House : Issue three, how do we do tests when we can't do tests?

 2 : Dr. Cuddy didn't say we can't do tests, she said we have to chart.

 House : You've dealt with more liver cancer than anyone else here.

 Wilson : So, you want me to share the secret scanning techniques I learnt in Nepal?

 Wilson : Which won't work unless the tumor's enormous, which you know,

 Wilson : which means you're here because these visions are freaking you out.

At 9 : 30, I called and told him that one of my scallops tasted weird.

At 11 : 30, I called and said I was throwing up like a fire hose.

I don't know about you, but I'm going to the place that gives you a princess makeover.

 Joey : Now enough of us know that we could just tell them we know.

 Phoebe : Or, we could not tell them we know, and have a little fun.

If they say they are doing laundry, we'll give them laundry to do.

Leo is a traveling salesman for an Ecuadorean import-export company.

 Esposito : Right. He travels all over the world. No wife, no kids.

 Ryan : And it gets better. we checked the passenger manifest of the cruise.

AII right, send uniforms to sit on his apartment, see if he turns up.

 Castle : I knew I'd have to follow some wives, I just never thought it'd be my own.

 Kutner : If we don't give him a new kidney, he's dead in a week.

 Taub : It is possible the sleep issues aren't medically related.

 Taub : Maybe they're both insomniacs due to the turnpike noise,

But if they have the same thing, it means there has to be a common cause,

 House : which means it has to be a toxin, infection or genetic.

 Kutner : It narrows it down to any one of a dozen genetic disorders,

 Beckett : Look, we know about you going up to the storage facilities

 Agent Mark Fallon : Well, we know that there was nuclear material in the storage facility,

 Agent Mark Fallon : So don't insult us and tell us you don't know anything about it.

Do you see yourself as a great hero, doing this for a mighty cause?

 Agent Mark Fallon : You think that's how people are going to see you?

 Agent Mark Fallon : you're going to go down in history as America's greatest mass murderer.

 Radford Hayes : do you think they're going to be looking at me?

 Radford Hayes : So when they find their terrorist, and they will find their terrorist,

 Raj : Put a bigger hard drive in the TiVo or delete stuff before we go out of town.

 Sheldon : But once you open the box, you've voided the warranty.

 Sheldon : The warranty is a sacred covenant we've entered into with the manufacturer.

 Sheldon : We in return agree not to violate the integrity of the internal hardware.

 Sheldon : This little orange sticker is all that stands between us and anarchy.

 Esposito : She's Kristina Curtis, 25, lives on the Upper East Side.

 Beckett : Okay, I need you guys to take point on the interview.

 Ryan : You know, if our killer is dressing his victims in these costumes,

 Noah Curtis : She gave me a kiss goodbye. That was the last time I saw her.

 Ryan : Mr. Curtis, this run she took, who else knew she was going?

 Noah : Other joggers in the park, I guess. She went every morning.

 Ryan : Under the circumstances, this doesn't look like a random attack.

 House : but then you'd be carrying the thing around in your purse...

 Stacy : We had a fight, and I was angry and not thinking straight,

 Stacy : and I walked out without my makeup and without my cross.

I stopped at the drugstore to buy makeup, but I couldn't buy a cross,

 Stacy : because they don't have an aisle for personal talismans!

 House : Mark's tired. He's worried. He's got mobility problems.

I didn't mind fighting over big things. That I could understand.

 Stacy : You know, a mailbox with a sign that says, "Last pickup 5 : 00 p. m".

 Stacy : or last pickup to leave the post office and be sent out of town?

 Esposito : It became our business when Dale Tanner got blown to bits.

 Monica : We met in the park a few months ago. We just connected.

 Ryan : You were spying on him. Isn't that what this is really about?

 Monica : My job was to get close to him and find out who was leaking him information.

 Monica : He said she had called, she'd just found out about us.

 Beth : I felt betrayed. Don't you see, I stood by him for 24 years.

 Beckett : And then you went out of your way to make it look like

 Beth : it's not like Dale and his website ever made anybody rich.

 Weber : You took shortcuts in med school, you're taking shortcuts now.

 House : That's so close-minded. He's not abnormal, he's special.

 Foreman : Plaques are perfect. Interrupt neuronal communication.

 Foreman : I think this is more basic. It's just tachycardia and seizures.

 Foreman : How much longer the Burn Unit guys gonna keep him in that thing?

 LEANNE : Honey, what's that called? It's right in front of you.

 CRISTINA pointing to the mug : - Can you see this here? - I can see it. I just can't think of...

 LEANNE showing Taylor the baby : - What's his name? - Let's just give him a moment.

 House : How long have you been having night terrors? Three weeks.

 Dad : He's afraid to go to bed. He's exhausted, can barely function.

What does that tell you? - Nothing. It's just fun watching him blink.

 House : Name as many animals as you can that begin with the letter "B". Go.

 Dan : - Baby elephant? - Baby elephant is actually a good answer.

 House : - "B" is a bear of a letter. - What does that tell you?

Proves two things : no neurological damage, and your son is never gonna be chief fry cook.

Posttraumatic stress. Any recent shoot-outs at your high school? - No.

 House : If there's no trauma, the other cause is... sexual abuse.

Extra-friendly neighbor? I'd ask if either of you were involved, but you'd deny it.

 Thirteen : I was even more surprised you got tested as a donor.

 Sarah : I was supposed to stand up for her, not the other way around.

 House : The raw food diet made it go fulminant. Nuts are high in copper.

 Howard : Well, it's good to know, when I need you guys, I can always

 Sheldon : And it's been weeks since I took that accidental sip of Red Bull.

 Beckett : No placards, no names. It's like this whole place is unoccupied.

 Castle : Yeah, he helped me with research for a Derrick Storm novel,

 Beckett : Detective McBride, if Eric was a doctor for the Carlucci Family,

 Mcbride : I haven't heard anything, if that's what you're asking me.

 Joan : He didn't want a baby. But she went after him, even pregnant like that.

 Frank : We hadn't heard from her in months and then today we saw her picture on TV.

 Addison : Mr. and Mrs. Waring, the woman we found, if she is your daughter...

 Addison : Any medical conditions, surgeries we should know about?

I'd love to talk with you, to find a time for you and me to sit down...

 Meredith : I'm sorry. This is too much. Way too much. You keep showing up.

 Meredith : - or the thing that you need to fix. - I'm not trying to...

Do you think this means I respect you? Ifyou want me to respect you,

All these cables of nerves. Oh, God. I can't do the surgery, Miranda. It's...

 BAILEY : I started to think I shouldn't be operating after the Duquette M & M.

 BAILEY : I believed it when I was told I was no longer of use in the OR.

 Captain Victoria Gates : So, Anita Miller is confessing to the murder, and she has an alibi?

 Beckett : Not only that, but this restaurant is nowhere near the hotel.

 Anita : It's all there. Everything I remember about what I did.

 Anita voiceover : I knocked on the door, and he opened it, almost immediately.

 Justin flashback : Been waiting for you. Come on in. Let me get you a water.

He offered me a bottle of water and then he went to the mini-fridge.

 Wilson : But most important, it would mean that you're not just a jerk.

 House : At what point does a person endlessly lecturing someone make him a jerk?

 House : Your child being snatched back from the brink of death...

 Charles : but she said my mind was playing tricks on me, so I let it go.

 Beckett : was there ever a moment that Odette was out of your sight?

 Castle : while her accomplice went and murdered her grandfather.

 Castle : Mr. Lynchberg, being the Morton family financial advisor,

 Lynchberg : Well, that's not surprising. The two of them rarely saw eye to eye.

 Beckett : Well, we just spoke with Odette's brother, and he remembers.

 Stalkerazzi : This is a public street. I have the right to film you.

 Stalkerazzi : ever since he dropped out of the movie Safe Word to play Hamlet.

 Stalkerazzi : I knew that pretty boy was a train wreck waiting to happen.

 Stalkerazzi : On and off, ever since he got to New York a month ago.

 Ryan : Why don't you show us what you got and maybe we can do you a favor.

 Stalkerazzi : Yeah, I don't work for favors. I want an interview with the killer.

 MARK : - There are millions of us out there. - You're unhappy with your penis?

 MARK : - I could be a lot less unhappy. - You are a complete and total whore.

 MARK : ...he's damaged goods, Meredith. It's my fault. I damaged him.

 CHIEF : Joe and Walter got tired of not catching any fish. Went for a hike.

 DEREK : Just one. Fish generally don't like to go where there's a lot of noise.

 GEORGE : What are you doing? You don't use bait when you're casting.

 Joey : I feel really bad. You're going through all this stuff...

 Monica : Why don't you come over tonight, and I'll make your favorite dinner.

 Foreman : He's alive because you were wrong. It's not Wegener's.

 House : Yeah. Seem to be doing that a lot lately. People keep living because of my mistakes.

 Cameron : Progression of the paralysis pretty much confirmed Hamilton was right. It's A.L.S.

 House : Assuming this is a progression of his paralysis. - He can't move his arm.

 House : Yes, his arm is paralyzed. Yes, his legs are paralyzed.

 Foreman : - How about this one? He's not our patient. - Nope. Not good enough.

Let's get an M.R. angiogram, check for an embolic stroke. - He doesn't want you treating him.

They dropped the court order. - Yeah, and that girl dropped the charges against Kobe.

Doesn't mean he should call her and see if she's free to get a sundae. - Good point.

 Mrs. Singleton : You engineered that conversation. Forced our hand.

 Mrs. Singleton : In one afternoon, you expect us to... What? What is Bex to do?

 Mrs. Singleton : How is she supposed to go home and tell the other kids? What? You had no right.

 Alex : Lay back. You just had surgery. You're losing your shirt, man.

I think I can get her into the trial. She's a perfect candidate.

 Beckett : That still doesn't change the fact that you're guilty of murder.

 Montgomery : Transactional immunity, Paul. And I'm inclined to give it to him.

 Montgomery : I remember that used to mean something in this town.

 Beckett : - How did you meet? - We were in the service together.

 Coonan : They said he'd been killed back in a training exercise in '95.

It turns out he'd actually been recruited back then, not killed,

 Sheldon : to and from work, the comic book store, the barbershop

 Sheldon : and the park for one hour every other Sunday for fresh air.

 Foreman : We could remove the other one, but since it's not killing her,

 Sheldon : Please, that's a seagull. If you're not going to help, don't help.

 Leonard : But she might think I think it's a date, even though I don't.

- You're right. I'm fine. I'm wearing this. - Really? A blazer? All right.

 House : Foreman's not the only chocolate-covered cherry in the box.

 Wilson : He's not afraid to be you, he's afraid to be who he thinks you are.

 Foreman : It all fits as long as each symptom started when you think it started.

 House : This would be a lot easier if we had her medical records.

 Chase : of unexplained pain, fever and skin rash. We might as well start there.

 House : Basic math. Take all of her symptoms, subtract his sea symptoms,

 Ross : -There go the clothes. -You are undressing awfully quickly.

Chloe, switch with me. There are some guys here who got a crush on you.

 Leonard : I would have been a great jockey if I weren't too tall.

 Sheldon : Sorry. I'm a little distracted. I can't seem to get in touch with Amy.

 Sheldon : ...posting on her Facebook Wall, texting her, nothing.

 Leonard : If you're worried, we can go and see if she's all right.

 Ross : -He's not gonna hurt them, right? -Do you always have to bring him?

 Ross : I didn't wanna leave him alone. We had our first fight this morning.

 Ross : It has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn't mean.

 David : -...to simulate these conditions. -I have a question then.

 Elizabeth : -Who drank all the kamikazes? -Nobody. We put them in here!

 Second Dorm Guy : -Put your balloons down! -You put your balloons down!

We got a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing. They don't like us, do they?

 Chandler : -Maybe we can take it back. -Where would we return it?

Let's cross that bridge when my aunt and uncle who I haven't seen in 15 years..

 Rachel : I met... I met Monica when we were just a couple of 6-year-olds...

 Rachel : To know them as a couple is to know that you are in the presence of love.

 Rachel : ...and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together.

 Rachel : I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey.

 Penny : Does NASA know you're using that thing as a napkin holder?

 Howard : You kidding? They still think it's in a secure locker at JPL.

 Howard : The trick is to carry it out to your car like you own it.

 Sheldon phone gives text alert : and she's made a very amusing pun.

 Derek : I came out here to be Chief and Meredith complicates that.

 Callie : I'm really, really tired, so I'll just see you at home.

Good weird, though. So, you and the redhead going to let me go home?

 Jane : Or are you too busy making eyes at each other to even ask?

 House : - Menthols, then lights after a month. - Why didn't you say anything?

 House : One trip outside was a good day, and upwards of six, you were in hell.

 Chase : You should get changed, there's this new place on campus that looks...

 Kevin Ryan : Yeah. Okay, baby, I'll call you later. Reception's terrible in here.

 Javier Esposito : He's a sonar technician for an oil exploration company.

 Ryan : Apparently, he was doing an overseas job for them in Turkey,

 Ryan : According to his passport, he only got back to the States three days ago.

 Castle : If he was just fired, how could he afford all those wonderful new toys?

And he just leased a safe-deposit box at a bank down the street.

 Castle : Well, detectives, I deduce that our victim's sudden influx of cash

 Castle : Perhaps Lars made the mistake of telling the king the ending of the story.

 Beckett : Because he was murdered. By an arsonist he was hunting.

 Ferguson : He called me, asked me to meet him in some deli in the Village.

 Woman No. 2 : I was thinking about getting a cat from the shelter, but...

 Woman No. 2 : -Okay. Why not? -Oh, terrific! That'll be $2,000.

I do, but you'll have to look at this as more of an investment than a cat.

 Rachel : Obviously, you know how to haggle, so I won't try and take you on.

 Rachel : So $800, and I don't call the cops, because you are robbing me blind!

 Phoebe : ...and apparently no amount of drums or tarantula is gonna change that.

But it wouldn't have mattered. You and I are gonna live together.

...and we accidentally threw it through the window and it broke?

I remember paying for the window, but I don't remember how it broke.

 Barney : - How can you speak of such things? - Girls talk about everything.

 Robin : - Girth, grooming... - How can you speak of such things?

 Lily : but the moment we bring up a topic like Max's small penis...

 Penny : Just once, it'd be nice if you did something we wanted.

 Penny's Dad : Relax, I've seen you do a lot worse with a lot stupider.

 Wilson : Don't tell me. She burned your apartment to the ground.

 House : Apparently, Mrs. House called the utilities and told them we were moving.

 Wilson : And your non-involvement strategy doesn't seem to be working.

 House : By all means, let's discuss the failed attempts to contact me,

 Taub : L'Hermitte's sign could mean Behcet's, B12 deficiency...

 House : Because both questions are bound to have the same answer.

 Sheldon : Look, it was actually designed for my vintage Mr. Spock action figure.

 Penny : Yeah, yeah. My mom gave me the same lecture about my virginity.

 Penny : Gotta tell you, it was a lot more fun taking it out and playing with it.

 Bernadette : You sure you want us here when you meet this woman?

Oh, yes. Ln my cuIture, it's expected to have a chaperone to oversee a first date.

 House : Let us try and fill our spare time with a new challenge.

 Kutner : His heart stopped while he was hanging upside down in a water tank.

 House : Along with immunity, the winner gets to nominate two...

 Cole : He lost consciousness almost as soon as he hit the water.

You have to leave work at 6 : 00 p.m., but you make time for man dates?

 House : I'm just hurt. When I asked you to come see Mamma Mia...

 House : About everything. He's a magician. That's what they do.

He screwed up the trick, started drowning and he got a cardiac arrest.

 Kutner : it would have taken longer to set off a cardiac incident

 House : We can all applaud the doctor who's willing to break all the rules.

It may seem crazy, but I've wanted this since I was a little girl.

 Sheldon : And now it's time for the speed round of Flag or Not a Flag.

 Sheldon : Because the story of me sewing the first American flag

 Sheldon : I'm just a simple seamstress whose descendants are...

 Sheldon : Howard, you are a good friend and I wish you nothing but happiness.

 Leonard : Leaving his crazy bachelor days behind. He was a wild one.

 Samira Terzi : tested for every heavy metal, poison and biological agent we can think of.

 Greg House : If the squirrel liberation army is involved, I'm out of here.

 Sidney Curtis : Horse chestnuts are poisonous. If someone switched them...

 Greg House : but they taste like a horse's lower than chestnuts,

 Greg House : which makes the theory that he accidentally ate a couple of hundred

 Greg House : Seeing as how he was prowling the back alleys of Tehran...

 Greg House : Unless we know the local environmental factors, the poisonous flora...

 Greg House : Well, then why are we here? You might as well just Google "poison. "

All they would tell me is he spent the last 11 months in Bolivia.

 Greg House : Who you gonna kill in Bolivia? My old housekeeper?

 Chandler : Forget it. We tried, but phase three is a lost cause.

Those strippers were hot, and I couldn't picture myself with them.

Don't worry. I've kept them all at a high-school graduate reading level.

 Penny : Sheldon, honey, did you ever consider making friends by being...

 Sheldon : Well, that's certainly a thought-provoking hypothesis.

 Sheldon : You answered the multiple choice questions in a pattern.

 Mason Wood : and she is deadly with a sniper rifle from a mile and a half.

 Lanie : I kept having nightmares that I was sleeping with Bozo the Clown.

Okay. Relax. I spoke with Tyler's ex. He does not have a clown fetish.

 Ryan : His ex mentioned that he might have a bit of a bad habit.

 Esposito : those two knives went missing on the last day of the shoot.

 Esposito : He's got the studio pulling drive-on Iogs from that day.

 Esposito : if any of the names connect to one of the New York murders.

 Hayley : The masseuse was in the middle of doing things one only dreams of.

 Hayley : Former Army Special Forces. Says here he's working overseas.

 Barney : I will spend every waking minute searching down this tape.

 Beckett : We tried to call you, but we couldn't get a signal in the hills.

 Grady : Your horses came back hours ago. What happened up there?

 Castle : Yeah, just as soon as we get on some fresh union suits.

 Esposito : We're hoping to track down Ms. Doolin so we can get some answers.

 James : I think you may have known my mother, Loretta Stinson...

 Howard : You tell me tons of stuff about these guys, and I never repeat it.

 Amy : Probably not the same reaction you had when you got the news.

 Beckett : SIGHS Castle, for the last time, telekinesis is not...

 Beckett : Come on! We're going to finally figure out what's going on here.

 Lucas : I never meant for any of this to happen. I never meant for anyone to get hurt.

 Beckett : So, what we saw at your house, that event at the cafeteria,

I figured if I make them afraid of her, they'll leave her alone, you know?

I got served with a federal court order. Some witness went into a coma.

 House : I'm a doctor. I'm not a lapdog for the feds. I don't play fetch.

You have three choices. Hire a lawyer to fight the order, treat the guy or go to jail for contempt.

 Taub : If you misinterpreted the breath sounds as soft instead of loud,

 Foreman : I also heard the lung sounds, too, Taub. You saying I screwed up?

 House : I don't want to even subconsciously signal to Teddy which one's the sickest.

 House : you will finally have done something good for the world,

 House : Foreman's airborne allergen theory makes the most sense.

 House : Do a methacholine challenge on Catgirl to check it out.

 Ted : thinking about maybe talking to eventually at some point.

 Ted : You go over there and talk to that girl, I will see you in court.

 Ted : To hell with your dibs. I'm going over there and talking to her.

 Monica : You decided to make salmon because you had some left over.

Then you realized if you bitched, then you would stop cooking...

...and you would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke.

 Foreman : - We explained the anaphylaxis. - What do you mean "we"? I did.

 Foreman : And heart problems aren't so rare for someone who's had a heart transplant.

 Foreman : I say we assume House was right about the anaphylaxis.

 Foreman : Heart failure could be either infection, coronary disease, or rejection.

 House : There's a reason they call it the whiteboard. It's not my rule.

 Foreman : what caused the heart failure. Just the heart failure.

I think those two are brats. The girl undercuts her mom any chance she gets.

Yeah, it's the daughter's fault. Nothing to do with Mom infantilizing her.

 Cameron : Good point. Explains why parents who don't pay attention

 House : After the divorce, he'll probably ask me to move in again.

 House : That's the kind of remark that leads people to hit you.

 Nolan : Have you gotten any other people angry at you over anything?

 Jay : I'm sorry, but I'll take this to court, if necessary, all right?

 Barney : And moved into a one-room apartment above a bowling alley.

 Castle : She was seen getting into your car, Noah. Now, she's gone.

 Beckett : We have your car, Noah. Your house. We will find evidence.

 Castle : Is that why you went after her? Because she got too close?

 Ryan : So far, they haven't found anything in the house or the car

 Esposito : Autopsy results indicate that she died of natural causes.

 Ryan : Right now, all we have this guy on is mishandling a body.

 Beckett : He can claim he didn't know we were cops. He can plead out.

 Ryan : Castle, we can't even link this guy to Hollander's Woods.

 Ryan : In '83, he was at a military academy, all the way in South Carolina.

We've covered the trailer. We need the slutty intern and the divorce.

 DEREK : You know what? You sound more and more like Mom every day.

- And you're engaged. That's also cool. - Greg talked me into it.

You got a plate of ham and eggs, right? Now the chicken is involved in the meal.

A mix up about switching my license and registration to Seattle.

Oh. I got a patient who is born with and is pregnant in two uteruses.

 Castle : Looks like he was reaching for the phone to call for help.

 Beckett : Probably didn't want to risk the neighbors hearing a second shot,

 Beckett : and so he grabbed the nearest thing and finished him off.

 Beckett : Must have been knocked off the nightstand during the attack.

He probably left this open so he could get a breath of fresh air.

 Ryan : She said that usually Wilder would've left for work by the time she got here.

 Castle : Matter of fact, that's the tagline, "barber in a can."

 Beckett : I'm not saying that it wasn't. I'm just saying it was a choice

 Beckett : Join the Boston PD, and then you have to move to Phoenix

 Sorenson : Those ridiculous neon ice skates at Rockefeller Center.

 Martha : I will have you know that those ice skates are awesome.

 Castle cont'd : They say justice never sleeps. I think I know why.

 Castle : but then my mother told me something that couldn't wait.

 Castle : Yeah. Apparently, we're peas in a pod. But the important point is,

 Castle : So, prior to giving up her baby, the birth mother would've been given

 Sorenson : We're going to waste time on the insights of Nancy Drew here?

That would account for all her meningeal symptoms... rash, fever.

Good coffee? The rest of this hospital is busting its tail and you're...

What are you doing? - Trying to think of anything except the produce department at Whole Foods.

 Cuddy : I am working. It got hot. Stop acting like a 13-year-old. Sorry.

 House : You just don't usually see breasts like that on deans of medicine.

 Cuddy : Oh, women can't be heads of hospitals? Or just ugly ones?

No, they can be babes. It's just you don't usually see their fun bags.

Your 3 : 00 interview for Dr. Cameron's position is in your office.

 House : Not interviewing today. I don't know if you've heard, but there's this big-time epidemic.

 House : Many sick people. Puking in the hallways. It's crazy. We can reschedule.

 Cuddy : And if he can put two sentences together, you will send him to the lobby...

 Beckett : I'm gonna get a warrant for his apartment and see what it turns up.

Yeah, already. They're just barely halfway through the first half.

 Ryan : And I believe that that, my friends, is the definition of an airtight alibi.

 Raj : Though if you did, it's more zeroes than you're expecting.

 House : Ablate the patient's bone marrow, find him a donor match.

 Cameron : He had no evidence of being anemic or immune-compromised

 Foreman : or leave him defenseless against an infection that could.

 House : Okay with you if I bring the other candidates into the loop now?

 Howard : Yeah, I wish we looked as cool dancing in clubs as we do right now.

 Leonard : Don't worry, this is exactly how you look when you're dancing in clubs.

 Sheldon : Earlier today, I invited Professor Stephen Hawking to join me...

 Sheldon : Moments ago, he accepted my request. Do you understand what that means?

 Howard : That somewhere, right now, Stephen Hawking is saying : 

 House : Right. It's just a coincidence that I predicted a rare condition

 House : Okay, I need you to roll over on your side, kiss your kneecaps.

I used horse-racing jargon to make the patient feel more comfortable.

 Beckett : Looks like your nemesis isn't ready to call it a truce just yet.

 Beckett : for your invaluable help with tracking down our witness.

 Beckett : She's agreed to testify, and with her help, our three victims,

 Beckett : along with many, many other people, will finally get justice.

 Beckett : Are you kidding? You put up with Castle for two whole days.

 Mrs. Ruiz : In my experience, it's the most difficult children who prove most rewarding.

 House : What usually happens when you poke something with a stick?

 House : - No leaves rustling. Blow harder. - I already gave him one amp.

 House : Well, I guess now would be the time to give him more than one amp.

 Young Doctor : Wouldn't hurt her to be in pain for a little while.

 Greg House : ARDS doesn't explain anything, except the breathing.

 Greg House : If you care about people, you're not getting the job.

 Greg House : ARDS and crush syndrome, both reactions to severe trauma.

 Greg House : I'll put it on top of the pile that I'm never gonna look at.

I'm slipping into something a bit less comfortable and a bit more slutty.

 Leonard : Why don't we put up the rest of the money that Stuart needs?

 Ryan : I checked with the police department near Hollander's Woods.

 Ryan : But, after coming up empty, they assumed it was a prank.

 Ryan : Beckett, this thing that Castle says happened, it was decades ago.

 Beckett : Okay, why don't we set up a canvass of the neighborhood?

 Ryan : After all these years, do you really think it could be the same killer?

 Esposito : Registered as Jane Smith. Not her real name, I'm guessing.

 Rachel : Well, I used to date him, but you're still going out with her.

 Joey : So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great.

 Wilson : Then we put it back. It's called perfusing the circuit.

 Wilson : She doesn't need to know the specifics of this procedure.

 Wilson : That doesn't mean she's mature enough to handle this kind of decision.

 House : Either she understands, or she's not brave. You can't have it both ways.

 Castle : Mother, I like that idea. The element of surprise, the ninja way.

 Alexis : Well, I think we'll mostly just study each other's eyes.

 Margo : That is no excuse for being late. You are not in Kansas anymore, Toto.

 Martha : No script, overacting, screaming at everybody. What a gig.

 Penelope : You come near me again and I will rip your throat out.

 Anne : I've heard perfectly awful things about you from my friend Cheney.

 Beckett : In fact, Ricky here is assisting me with a homicide investigation.

 Beckett : and that's why I'm gonna need a copy of your donor list.

 Beckett : What about their lives? Do your donors cherish those as well?

 Anne : If you want my confidential donor list, you're gonna need a court order.

 Thirteen : It could evade the CT, and still show up on an MRI with contrast.

 House : His doctor's busy teaching him how to blink out "kill me" in Morse code.

 Kutner : Drinking a margarita and mocking us for driving all the way up here

 Thirteen : Excuse Dr. Kutner. He gets a little excited about new technology.

 Chase : I spent the night with her, doesn't change how I make an incision.

You do anything to Chandler, it's gonna bring you down to his level.

 26 : I'll likely have less time to use the skills you teach us,

 House : How about the fact that you never went to medical school?

 House : Which is why you let the unlucky number do the trans echo.

 26 : So, I'm playing this whole game to be, like, your secretary?

 Foreman : It would if we'd actually started the treatment, but we didn't.

 House : which means that the cowards who spend their time excluding what it isn't

 House : That is exactly my point. Why does no one ever believe me?

 Ryan : Well, we've looked into every disappearance and break-in

 Esposito : And I checked with known associates, clients, people he was suing.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, somebody was in that bag. So let's dig deeper.

 Castle : If I might add, it's no I've Had the Crime of My life.

 Esposito : Well, it's still good enough to take the both of you down.

 Martha Rodgers : Bravo! And brava! Wonderful, darlings, just wonderful!

Okay, well, I will need you to convince Ginger. I will be right back.

I'm gonna call Esposito. I think it's time we raise the stakes on that bet.

 Martha : because the only thing that anybody is going to remember

 Martha : from the final performance is that you sound like an angel.

 Beckett : And you have no idea what he might've been looking for?

 Matt : I was supposed to pick her up last night, but I got held up at work.

 Matt : All she did was help people. Why would anyone wanna kill her?

 Beckett : Was there anything to indicate she was having any troubles in her life?

 Beckett : And how about her clients? Was she having difficulty with anyone?

 Matt : The people she counseled could be aggressive. Demanding.

 Matt : Though at lunch the other day, she seemed a little rattled.

 Marshall : Robin, your revertigo is really starting to affect your work.

Oh, what, you want both of them? That's a little greedy, don't you think?

 Rachel : I know it's in the apartment, but I definitely lost it.

 Rachel : -Tell her to wear her own earrings. -These are her earrings.

 Stacy : He wants to wait, see if we can come up with another explanation.

 House : Could be six months from now. Could be five minutes from now.

 Stacy : Either you cure him, or he won't be writing any letters.

 House : You keep asking me that question. My answer doesn't change.

 House : You want somebody to tie him down and force him into treatment, you're way better at that than I am.

 Stacy : Is that what this is? Payback for your leg? How many times have we been over this? I saved your life.

No. He's gonna die 'cause he's too stubborn to make the right choice.

 Foreman : Seriously, you weren't really gonna let that guy set you on fire?

 Luca : Afsoun believes explaining her work limits its potential.

 Afsoun : My work is meant to force the audience to break with the rational

 Foreman : Fine. No sane person would let themselves be burned alive

 Ruby : I just figured this would help me process what's happening.

 Ross : You know where his injury is. Severed toe, you just said it!

 Maggie : Took me weeks to even find out that you changed your face.

 Maggie : Sodium thiopental. It's what they use in lethal injections.

Now, what ifthe master of the lamp is killed before the wishes are granted?

Well, then the master-Iess genie would be separated from its lamp.

 Marion : You don't give your stories away for free, Mr. Castle,

 Esposito : If I had a wish, I'd use it to become the top MMA fighter in the world,

 Esposito : and take home a different hot chick every single night.

with this little girl and a surgical intern who can't cauterize the bleeders?

 BAILEY : I would keep my eye on the surgical area and my mouth shut.

 GEORGE : That was an amazing surgery, the way you let Cristina decannulate.

 BURKE : - She shows tremendous promise. - She says she didn't do it.

 BURKE : Probably didn't want to rub it in. Make anyone jealous.

 GEORGE : If anything ever wasn't, you know, you could talk to me, right?

 Rachel : He was married to me a hell of a lot longer than he was to Emily.

I have had enough of this! I care a great deal about your daughter.

 Cristina : - You seen Dr. Grey? - I checked on her. She's sedate today.

 George : He's glad you're OK, he'll be waiting for you after surgery.

 George : - He's being very brave. - That's my Chris. That's my boy.

 Bailey : What happens when the happy mother in there wakes up after surgery

 Cuddy : Becca, you asked my opinion because you wanted to do the right thing.

 Cuddy : You are giving up this baby because you don't want to make the mistakes

 Cuddy : You have a chance to break this cycle, to do something great for this baby.

Too bad. Would have been nice to have more than an hour to solve this thing.

 Susan : I'm just trying to find a way to be there for you the only way I know how,

 Richard : I had a Harvey Wallbanger in one hand and an afro pick in the other.

I mean, when you're married you like to think you still have game.

 Addison : Mark's right. I mean, he's wrong about so many things,

 Addison : but he is right about this. You need to get back out there.

 Hunter : about how the Aca-Cons shouldn't even be in the competition.

 Hunter : Dr. Larson said he'd handle it, and then he left with Robyn.

 Dr. Larson : You better have one heck of a good reason to drag me down here.

 Ryan : Oh, yeah! That's right. Damn it. I guess we're back to you, Doc.

 Esposito : Arrange a meeting, and when Robyn wouldn't cooperate with you,

 Dr. Larson : There was no need to kill her. We'd worked out a deal.

 Dr. Larson : Look, Robyn was all set to report me, but then something peculiar happened.

 Dr. Larson : - Peculiar? - Yes. we left Hunter's dressing room,

 Dr. Larson : and on-stage the crew was in the middle of a tech rehearsal.

That, for all I knew, could last forever. That, to me, is a breakup.

l had a pretty hectic day at work too. Today l had to open a door and go : 

-l can't wait to explore the city. -lf you need a tour guide....

Oh, yeah, definitely. Definitely. Okay. What do you want to see first?

There's a collection of Walt Whitman letters on display at the public library.

-But first, l have to see the Met. -Okay, let me stop you right there.

 Esposito : but the area around Jessica's bedside table lit up like a Christmas tree.

 Beckett : That's why we didn't find Jessica's research. Irena got rid of it all.

 Ryan : Once CSU stripped the bed, a swab test revealed dried saliva

 Ryan : in one of her pillows from her screams as she was smothered.

 Castle : Looks like she'd do anything to protect her business. Even kill.

 Alexis : No. Turns out cheerleading conflicts with my fencing schedule,

 Alexis : my violin lessons, and French Club. Cheerleading's more of a lifestyle.

And as much as I'd like to visit, it's not really a place I'd like to live.

 Castle : You learned that you can expand your horizons and grow.

 Castle : I learned that, if that involves short skirts and boys,

It's this site where students can go say what they think about their professors.

 Bilal : I was an exchange student at Faircroft Prep in eleventh grade.

 Castle : That's the trophy, the one I thought I won with Phil Bartlett.

 Bilal : That's because they had to erase all your memories of me

 Bilal : I can't believe they picked Phil Bartlett. You know? What a douchebag.

 Barney with you're a jerk writing on his hand : All right, I'm sorry.

 Barney with you're a jerk writing on his hand : I will make it up to you.

 Barney with you're a jerk writing on his hand : Tonight, we'll go to a college bar

 Barney with you're a jerk writing on his hand : Near nyu... The scorpion and the toad.

 Barney with you're a jerk writing on his hand : In a younger crowd

 Barney with you're a jerk writing on his hand : You'll seem more mature, more worldly

 Barney with you're a jerk writing on his hand : And, as a third-year law student, more smarter.

 Wilson : but you'll just end up in a hotel room in Atlantic City

 Wilson : Did you know Tritter was talking to your team while we were away?

 House : Which means that none of them said anything I have to worry about.

 House : Your need to be needed is so strong that you'll give people what they want,

 Wilson : I don't think my enabling is anything you should be complaining about.

 Wilson : My accounts have been frozen as part of a police investigation.

 Wilson : No, they can keep it till I agree to help send you to prison for 10 years.

 Raj : I still want it on my balcony. I say we move it on a bimonthly basis.

 Sheldon : - Every other month or twice a month? - Twice a month.

 Howard : Good choice. Alexander Graham Bell invents the telephone and calls for Watson.

- Wait a minute. I wanna see that too. - So when it's your turn, you can.

If we all go back to the same time, Bell's lab's going to get very crowded.

 Raj : - ...you'll end up in 1876 Pasadena. - Even if you make it to Boston...

 Sheldon : I can't believe we wasted all that time on our Hulk costumes.

 Raj : We would have been the angry green belles of the masquerade ball.

 Sheldon : Gentlemen, I have the solution to our Comic-Con problem.

 Castle : Hey, Ryan. Did you come up with anything on Jasper Grove?

 Ryan : No police or incident reports from the night that Kim Tolbert died.

 Ryan : However, I did find definite signs of trouble in Jasper Grove.

 Ryan : Turns out, the place was contaminated with toxic chemicals.

 Castle : That's why she told Lyle she had some decisions to make.

 Castle : One of our teenage meth cookers got worried she'd go to the cops.

 Castle : He knew where she lived because he'd been there before.

 Ted : Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think that blind date went too well.

 Leonard : ...I checked in with you to see how you'd feel about it.

 Sheldon : ...what to do with a washed-up experimental physicist.

Excuse me, l've passed many an enjoyable evening playing this game.

 Amy : And I'm sure it's a lot more exciting when you play with other people.

 Amy : What do you say, bestie? We can do shirts and skins. I'm shirts. Called it.

BECKETT : I don't really watch reality television, Ms. Cappuccio.

 Beckett : And I don't like things or people who present fiction as truth.

 Kay : Okay, is this why you brought me down here? To insult my show?

 Beckett : Francisco asked you who you were working for. What does that mean?

 Castle : Really. No idea that he was starting a breeding venture

Tell me, does the phrase "corporate espionage" mean anything to you?

 Esposito : Dude, look at that outfit. Where's she gonna put a wire?

 Rachel : and left you in charge when you've been here two days?

 Monica : If you had to pick one of the other two to go out with...

We'll see you here in three months. And I'll fit you for a glass eye.

How cold will it be there? Will all these sweater vests be enough?

 Wilson : Congrats. Because of your crazy obsession with this cat

 House : So what causes flushing, mimics every Cushing's symptom

 Wilson : A corticotropin-producing carcinoid tumor of the intestine.

Because you think getting it off your chest will let you sleep better.

 Wilson : Boil it down to nice, easy equations. Nice, easy answers.

His heart is back in sinus rhythm. There's a lot of damage, though.

 House : His brain, testicle, lungs, tonsils, how's all that other stuff doing?

 Cameron : His brain is clear now and so is the genito-urinary tract

 House : Anybody know where we can find an oncologist at this hour?

 Wilson : Depends on what type. Could make it better. Could make it worse.

 House : or I tell everybody in the building that you wear toenail polish.

 House : Fine, keep playing. But I need you to recommend a good oncologist

 House : because if I don't get one up here in the next few minutes,

And the last couple of days, I didn't. I almost killed my patient.

 Wilson : Are you really okay that there's only five months left?

 Barney : Downtown hospital, please. It's right by Gregor's Steakhouse.

 Medic : We're required by law to take you to the nearest hospital,

These are the very first coins to be minted by the U.S. Treasury.

 Castle : Just one of these went for auction last year, $1.5 million.

 Castle : We can yell and scream all day long, no one's gonna hear.

 Castle : It's not like they stocked up this place with supplies.

 Castle : Okay. Yeah. You know what? You're right. KNUCKLES CRACK 

 Penny : or interesting thing made dumb by talking about superheroes?

 Leonard : Of course you'd focus on that rather than the inspiration.

 Leonard : We're all adults trying to have an intelligent discussion.

 Howard : Well, I guess, as an engineer, I lean towards execution.

 Gates : US Attorney for the Southern District. That's a really big deal.

 Beckett : I don't know, but there was definitely a subtle chill between the two of them.

 Castle : I'm guessing something happened between them in the past.

 Castle : Something deeply personal that Gates does not want us to know about.

Hey. So, uh, there may be something to the US Attorney's theory.

 Beckett : So you didn't tell us about that when we talked this morning.

 Burman : Client confidentiality, Detective. I'm not at liberty to discuss it.

 Sheldon : Yeah, and my eighth favourite episode of Professor Proton

 Paula Haas : What the hell are you waiting for? Go get it out of your system,

and then come down to the office and sign the damn contract, okay?

So, any word on a certain British secret agent who shall not be named?

 Castle : - I haven't accepted it yet. - But you're going to, aren't you?

 Beckett : I mean, why wouldn't I? It's not like I asked you to write the first one.

 Penny : ...you say you can't talk to women but you've been talking to me.

If you're gonna drink on this date, just promise me you won't overdo it.

 Raj : This warm glow inside of me that promises everything's going to be all hunky dunky?

 Penny : Why don't you bring her to my restaurant so I can keep an eye on you?

What's the plan? Let's say he meets her, he likes her, they get married.

 House [coming Into Lab With A Bagel The Next Morning, In Laughing Tone.] : You guys look like crap.

 House : - What'd the bone marrow biopsy show? - Don't have the results.

The lab was clean enough to do surgery in because, well, they do.

 Cameron : There was no sign of viruses or fleas on any of the rats.

 House [answering It.] : Then tell her to leave a message, and I'll get back to her.

 House [answering It.] : Then tell her to leave a personal message.

 Cameron : - Because he's a diligent researcher? - Or he's losing his memory.

 Chandler : Honey, I got us that room at the Woodford Inn this weekend.

Gee, if only she were 1 and had no idea what the hell a birthday was.

 Monica : Sorry, but Chandler and I could really use a weekend away...

 Monica : - ... you know, to reconnect, emotionally. - There's this thing I really want us to do.

 Ross : As much as I hate to delay your doing weird sex stuff to my little sister.

 Rachel : How can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle?

 Monica : All right, we'll stay. We can just drive up after the party.

 Chandler : Fine. But if we end up not doing this Maxim thing because of this party-

 Leonard : You'd be surprised how many particle physicists have a whimsical side.

 Leonard : I don't know. How do carbon atoms form a benzene ring?

 Foreman : Serious mountain bike. Hasn't been used in a while though.

Wife would have mentioned it. Yoga's good for picking up the ladies too.

 Foreman : "Dear 'House' boys, a snack for your highly illegal search.

 Foreman : Explains the axonal nerve damage and the personality issues.

 House : This guy's just had his license pulled for writing illegal prescriptions to high school kids.

Do you think maybe these were confiscated by a high school guidance counselor?

Anything else? Um, yeah, he switched from mountain biking to yoga.

 House : - What did the C.S.F. say about encephalitis? - Said no. Champagne tap.

 Cameron : No red cells, no white cells. Serology's negative. Which means we're back to Alzheimer's.

 Cameron : I told her he didn't have it. The marker tests were negative.

 Monica : ...with salmon you would have to worry about the chicknella.

 Alex : This guy came in this morning with ten Judy doll heads in his abdomen.

 Alex : I mean, when you think about it, those things can't be that easy to swallow.

 Alex : And when you can't, you don't know who to be angrier at,

 Rachel : - Can any of you watch Emma? - No, I'm sorry, sweetie.

 Rachel : - Ella's a nice name. - Fine, we'll call the next one Ella.

 Rachel : She just offered to do something for another human being.

 Rachel : ...she's giving up getting her eyebrows shaped to do this, all right?

 Amy : Listen, I couldn't help but overhear, because I was trying to.

 Ross : Maybe you messed up because you care more about your godson.

 Joey : ...that it was more important for me to see him succeed.

 Richard : See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.

 Joey : - Mr. Douglas is looking for you. - Why is Mr. Douglas looking for me?

 Joey : ...but after he asked Joseph about it, turns out it was you.

 Beckett : then why would the masked man tell Buckley to back off of Danton?

 Castle : So, "Back off of Danton" was the new boss telling the old boss,

 Castle : "Don't resist the takeover, or I'll start ruining reputations."

 Beckett : There is no way that Scarlett didn't know that Buckley was in charge.

 Nicole : She's packing her things. We can't have call girls working here.

Scarlett, you lied to us. Buckley was running the call girl ring,

 Scarlett Price : He'd kill me if he thought I told you anything.

 Scarlett Price : He made sure no one hurt the girls and everyone paid.

 Castle : What I need is a good murder, so I can stop obsessing.

 Castle : Look at those marks on her hand. They look like stigmata.

 Lanie : Except, the cause of death is probably that stab wound to the throat

 Castle : A dagger? Maybe this is some kind of ritualistic sacrifice.

 Beckett : Or maybe the killer wanted to make it look like it was.

Note the lack of blood. I'd say she was moved here, but killed somewhere else.

All right, I'll start a canvass and start gathering security video.

 Beckett : See if they have any other murders with the same M.O.

 Javier Esposito : Hey, just got off the phone with Susannah's boss.

 Javier Esposito : He knows of nothing in her life that would explain this.

 Javier Esposito : and that she'd asked for a week off to handle a personal matter.

 Beckett : All right, contact her family and friends. Let's see if they knew.

I'm sure our female readers are interested in your romantic life.

 Chandler : - Oh, my God! Introduce us! - Well, this is Chandler.

 Connors : Okay, well, I'll start by taking a run at Gary Duffin.

 Beckett : So, was Agent Connors able to get anything out of Duffin?

 Esposito : Are those the perps you think might have made a move on Castle?

 Beckett : Well, we've ruined his life and had him sent to prison.

 Sheldon : ...set in the universe of Robert E. Howard's Conan the Barbarian.

 Penny picking up the bag she has just repacked, whereupon the bottom falls out and the groceries fall to the floor again : Oh.

 Phoebe : I'll go to his pharmacy and everyone will be nice to me...

 Castle : - You thinking what I'm thinking? - Uh... Probably not.

 Castle : That maybe Victor got greedy, tried to double-cross his partner?

 Slaughter : Nice going, Sherlock. See, we make a perfect team. Let's go.

 Esposito : because a dealer accused him of pocketing 20K during a drug bust.

The microchip burglary might've been Slaughter's retirement plan.

 Esposito : and so he thought he could fool Castle into using his unique brain

 Ryan : It's a good thing Castle's not dumb enough to fall for that.

 House : In the meantime, I'm going downstairs to browbeat a scared dying teenage girl

 House : until she breaks down like a scared dying teenage girl.

 House : Unless this is the patient with the anaphylaxis, the heart failure,

 House : and the paralysis, in which case, you're wasting your time.

 House : Lying to your parents is usually the right thing to do,

 House : When your boyfriend snuck in on Friday night... Surprise.

 House : Some honey or some edible underwear, some massage oils. Come on, anything.

 House : Turns out that Danny's little Danny is full of penicillin.

 Melinda : - I saw the bottle. - That's a non-penicillin antibiotic.

and then a few minutes later he saw a black Explorer speeding away.

 Ryan : Oh, yeah. Uh, while he was in prison, Van Zant filed a lawsuit

 Ryan : claiming that he financed the pilot for Saturday Night Tonight

 Beckett : You're telling me that a drug kingpin bankrolled that comedy show?

 Ryan : Yeah, I know, it sounds like one of their comedy sketches, right?

 Ryan : so while Sid was getting rich, Van Zant was rotting in prison.

 Beckett : You know, maybe Van Zant was who Sid was talking about

 Bernadette : There were a few moments today when I felt like we were a little family.

 Bernadette : I never thought of myself as a mom, but when we were out...

 Howard : Especially if our baby's as calm and quiet as little Cinnam...

- Well, where'd she go? - I don't know. She didn't leave a note.

 Sheldon : Unless tornadoes were ripping apart East Texas, then we'd join him in progress.

 House : Selling subscriptions? I heard 20 and you get a new bike.

 Cuddy : Dr. Sebastian Charles collapsed during a presentation at Stoia Tucker.

Well, there is this gal I met in Nam who could blow out a candle without using...

 Cuddy : - He wants a second opinion. - Second to his own. Okay.

 House : Patients aren't usually part of the diagnostic process.

 Sebastian : Listen, I know you guys don't make a lot of money...

There's people dying in Africa of a disease that we cured over...

Seriously. Let's see, you sleep six hours. That means every night you kill

 Ryan : She said that he did work for Tanner but it was all hush-hush what he did.

 Castle : Remember what he did when you asked if he knew his dad's partner?

 Ryan : I know that law enforcement hasn't always been on your guys' side.

 Espsotio : If your dad was killed for what he put on that website,

 Ryan : We need you to call that number, tell Omar you'd like to meet.

 Esposito : And he was with Charles Utley until they came back and found her dead.

 Castle : Wasn't it you that said that bad guys always bring their own weapons?

 Beckett : Not when they're trying to make it look like a push-in robbery gone wrong.

 Castle : that Damian was a person of interest in his father's murder.

 Beckett : I won't ignore the fact that there is a pattern here.

 Castle : Abandoned, cuckolded Simon. Do we really know this guy?

 Montgomery : - Well? Do we? - All the evidence points to Damian.

 Castle : if Damian didn't have this old murder hanging over his head?

 Castle : Or better yet, if there was proof that Philip Westlake

 Castle : Since you can't see through the cloud of suspicion surrounding Damian,

 House : But because of one stupid moment with a dying girl in a pile of rubble,

And you are always gonna be the most incredible man I have ever known.

 Ted : What if I make all the wrong ones and my building just sucks?

 Ted : You can't keep saying you have one rule if they're always different.

 Marshall : Which means I can see exactly three hours into my future,

 Barney : I won't bore you with the details, but to summarize...

But seeing Ted and Honey hit it off was more than her gentle heart could bear,

 House : and instead of laughing it off, she gets irrationally upset. Explain.

 House : This girl's not insecure. Seems more like she's afraid.

 13 : Do you have a point, or did you just get a new book of riddles?

 House : Doctors often try to ignore their symptoms, because they think they can't get sick.

 House : If you've got something going on, I need you to take care of it.

 13 : I start bleeding from the eyes, I'll be sure to make an appointment.

 Kutner : Of course not, but it'd be irresponsible to leave it here.

 Cuddy : Sir, we have to get you to the OR. You have a bad wound,

 Cuddy : but we're gonna pack it and transport you as fast as we can.

 House : Skull fracture. Glasgow Coma score of 11. She's immediate.

 House : Atherosclerotic emboli. He'll never survive the surgery.

Okay, fine, l'll move. All right. You don't have to manhandle me.

That depends. Will your friend stop drinking olive oil directly from the bottle?

 Barney : Not only do you quit the job I stuck my neck out to get you,

NARRATOR : And thus began an all-out war between Barney and Marshall...

 Captain Victoria Gates : He'll be running point on the kidnapping.

 Fbi Agent Harris : Detective Ryan brought me up to speed on things.

 Harris : They want to be helpful and honest, which is important,

 Sheldon : ...and make him wander the streets with the other drunks.

It's funny, huh? Back in school, I was the winner, and you were the loser.

 Sheldon : You'd think a winner could make a decent cup of cocoa.

 Jimmy : - Mind if I use your bathroom? - Yeah. It's just back there.

 Leonard : Yeah. It kind of rekindles your faith in the basic goodness in people.

 Castle : Turns out, the Blue Butterfly disappeared sometime in the '40s.

 Castle : And rumor has it, it's hidden somewhere in the Pennybaker Club.

If he found it, a million-dollar necklace, talk about motive for murder.

 Castle : did some searching on the net, there wasn't a lot there.

 Castle : Apparently Dempsey's downstairs office was painted shamrock green.

 Castle : Stan had to have gone down there. Also according to the diary,

the Blue Butterfly was kept in a secret safe in Dempsey's office.

 Beckett : Okay, Ryan, you see if you can get a hold of the bookie.

 Castle : So the PI tells Sally that he found her sister here at the Pennybaker Club.

 Castle : she was a little bit nervo about dealing with mobsters,

 Beckett : You know, now that you mention it, you do remind me a little of Hooch.

 Castle : that you'll go back down that rabbit hole and lose yourself again.

 Castle : And you won't have to do it alone. We can do it together.

 Beckett : and then having to sit there and watch as he cuts some deal

that puts him back out on the street in 10 years makes me nauseous?

 Leonard : What... you mean, like, your massive credit card debt?

 Sheldon : Did Han Solo let Luke Skywalker freeze to death on the ice planet of Hoth?

 Sheldon : No, he cut open a tauntaun and used its internal body heat to warm him up.

 Howard : You heard the man. Hold him down and I'll cut him open.

 Leonard : Hang on. I know I don't possess the tools of leadership, but I don't understand...

 Leonard : ...why we can't assemble the equipment inside the hut and then take it outside.

And then, right when I started to get a little hungry, I turned a corner...

 Marshall : ...and there it was. The tiniest little burger joint you ever saw,

 Phoebe : I need to write some depressing stuff to go with my new bluesy voice.

 Phoebe : I could write about the time my hair did that whoo-hoo thing.

 Ross : The kids are gonna play together, and then when they're asleep...

Well, if this is about me, then take me. Take me and let her go.

 Tyson : You see, this way, I get to kill you over and over again.

 Penny on television : I think I might be turning into a killer gorilla.

 Penny on television : and I just bit the fingers off your receptionist!

 Penny : and I think I found something we'll enjoy watching even more.

 Chandler : - This is exactly the kind of social situation that I am not comfortable with!

 Monica : - What kind of social situation are you comfortable with?

 Chandler : - It's just that we've never spent any time, you know, alone together.

 Robin : You're lucky there's still a place that serves anything

 Ted : I don't know. Looks like they're camping out for something.

Accuse a recovered drunk of slipping and most of the time, you'll be right.

 House : I know that people don't get crazy enough to kill someone

 House : without first being crazy enough for someone to notice.

 House : How many times did you go out for a drink because she was crying?

 House : because you couldn't listen to her telling you what a bad mother she is?

 House : She held the pillow over his head. You slept while she went nuts.

 Chandler : Yes. She was smart, she was pretty and she honestly cared about me.

 Bonnie : When we had people over, he had to nip at their ankles.

 Bonnie : "Hector does go rug" is an anagram for "Doctor Greg House".

I didn't even marry you, cleverly hoping to avoid moments like this one.

 Bonnie : You always needed him and he was always there for you.

 Bonnie : You knew he had a wife waiting at home. You didn't care.

Now, I'm not saying you broke up the marriage, but you didn't help.

I'm not Wilson. I'm not gonna buy a condo just to make you feel better.

 Wilson : First of all, stop thinking you can minimize the hurt.

She's amazing! She makes the women l dream about look like fat, bald men.

 Claire : Please. You can do that in an SUV. We did Liberty Ridge.

 Claire shakes her hand : I'm Claire, this is Wade. It's our honeymoon.

 Cristina annoyed : Did you sustain any trauma on the hike? Did you fall down or bang your leg?

So I'm looking for a neurosurgeon to consult on a fetal spinal tumor.

 George to himself : I'm showing support. They whisper and point.

 Debbie : but if you sing the alphabet or the Wheels on the Bus song

It's temporary, but if they like me, it could lead to a full-time job.

 Ross : How great would that look on the mailbox? Professor Geller.

 House : so whatever you took has probably cleared your system now.

 House : She's been making weekly cash deposits for about a year now.

 House : Because if it wasn't you would call it "the" bank account.

 Taub : Damn, always forget to use the right article when lying.

 Taub : I just couldn't make it to the bank the day we opened it.

 Foreman : He was fine, then all of a sudden he started seizing.

 Chandler : But we had one of the greatest talks we ever had last night.

 Castle : We know you are Aiman Haddad, and that you have ties with ISIS.

 Haddad : Why should I answer when I can see you won't believe me?

 Avery : But we still need another coordinate to find him on the axis.

 Beckett : Play the audio again, but this time without the voices.

 Beckett : - Those are elevated tracks. - I'll pull up the subway map,

 Avery : see where it intersects with the approximate line of sight.

 Beckett : That's the IRT Pelham Line. What's the stop that intersects?

 Avery : This is the place. Building's supposed to be abandoned.

when the Millennium Falcon escaped the Death Star. It's too easy.

 Castle : waiting to record the message just as the train was going by.

 Castle : - everything was with Conrad. - Yeah, I got the trap memo, too.

But that doesn't mean I'm going to sit on my ass and do nothing.

Oh, I'm gonna leave the room for a period of time for no reason whatsoever.

 Ross : I have that TV thing in, like, two hours, and I need your help, okay?

 Beckett : So, a crime was committed last night and your name was mentioned.

 Beckett : Were the four of you together all night watching the fight?

 Decker : Chambers was still there when I left, which was right before the last fight.

-Ginger's taking this corner. -That chick can't handle my corner.

It's amazing what people will tell you if you ask rudely enough.

 Taub : Fridge has more spinach and broccoli than a farmers' market.

 Howard : -Hold on. I'll walk down with you. -Oh, that's not necessary.

 Amy : For the next five weeks, we are officially living together.

 Sheldon : No, no, we're living together now-- everything's equal.

 Sheldon : You know? I know that I have a tendency to be controlling,

 Sheldon : because what I want is for you to make this decision,

 Marshall : it's some way of giving ourselves the illusion that we have any control.

 Sheldon : through my brain cells to remove the metabolic by-products

 Leonard : We only have two months to deliver this to the Air Force

 Leonard : We're not gonna get anything done if we start fighting.

 House : Did you hear the one about the guy who bled into his brain

 House : and had to have a hole drilled in his skull to relieve the pressure?

 Foreman : If I'm not sick, all you're doing is locking me up with the source.

 House : If you're not sick, it's not contagious and you've got nothing to worry about.

 House : If you are sick, the two of you are staying in here until we find out why.

 House : Chase and Cameron are bringing it to scan your non-bullet-riddled head.

 Bernadette : One of the things that helped me get through Howard being in space for so long...

 Amy : I want to cut open your brain and see what the heck's going on in there.

 Raj : She thought it would be easier for her to start with just one.

 Raj : ...with your flashy clothes and your Woody Allen swagger.

 Howard : I'm surprised I didn't wake her up walking out of the room.

 Stuart : This thing kept getting caught in the chain of my bike.

 Sheldon : Uh, Penny is angry at Leonard, Leonard's angry at me and Penny,

 Sheldon : 'cause there are no new books for me to spoil for Leonard.

 Barney : She was freakishly immune to everything in my apartment...

 Wilson : Why do I have the feeling you're plotting world domination?

 House : People thank you for telling them they're going to die.

 Wilson : If I can get him to agree to surgery, I want in on the poker game.

 House : You would let this kid die just to get into a stupid game?

 House : You think God needs a telephone in your head to talk to you?

 House : Isn't he everywhere? It's not a long-distance call, is it?

 Boyd : If he went around doing big flashy miracles all the time,

 Boyd : - nobody would need faith. - How come everyone else needs faith,

 House : but you just get the guy screaming his existence in your ear?

 Dad : This is the way that the Lord often is with his chosen ones.

 Dad : He gives the most trials to those that he loves the most.

 House : You abdicate your authority, avoid those tricky parental issues,

 House : like whether to let him drive at 16. Just let him die at 15.

 Meredith : and my mother has a whole drawer full of unopened cards?

 Meredith : Because it's not often that my life turns out that way.

 Stuart : since that Korean church bus crashed through my front window.

 Cuddy : Starting tomorrow, you'll come to my office for your fix.

 House : I played nice because I was in a good mood because it didn't hurt.

 Cuddy : You're afraid of change. The one thing you have is your intellect.

 Leonard : I understand that breaking up with someone can be very painful...

Penny's emotional responses originate in the primitive portion of brain, the amygdala.

Besides, it's getting darker and more painful. That means it's healing.

 Chandler : Just go to the hospital and let's just get that thing...

 Howard : I told you, we are not re-creating the wedding from The Sound ofMusic.

 Raj : If I wasn't an astrophysicist, I would've been a party planner.

 Howard : Now we need to find a good place for the satellite to see us.

 Sheldon : My Mr. Spock doll came to me in a dream and forced me to open it.

 Sheldon : Later, he encouraged me to do the right thing and I defied him.

 Sheldon : ...that I regret my actions towards the two of you. That's a lie.

 Sheldon : And, Leonard, even though I don't have one anymore...

 Bernadette : Raj, Howie told me what's going on with you and Lakshmi.

 Beckett : Hey, Ryan, I need you to check into Madison's phone records

 Ryan : He says two female passengers saw the attack on a video call.

 Ryan : They told him to call 911, and then they bolted from the cab.

 Esposito : But he gave us the building where he picked the girls up

 Kris : We were FaceTiming with her when it happened. It was horrifying.

 Kris : Look, two weeks ago, this thing happened in the cafeteria...

 Hillary : Hey, the principal said we're not supposed to talk about it.

 Beckett : What were those girls so afraid of? What happened in that cafeteria?

 Castle : I'd offer a theory, but I'm too busy having detention flashbacks.

 Mrs Wolowitz off : It's like trying to keep two dogs in a bathtub.

 Mrs Wolowitz off : Get in here, grab a handful, and start stuffing.

 Mrs Wolowitz off : It's easy. Just pretend you're putting away a sleeping bag.

 Sheldon off : Sleeping bags don't usually sweat this much, but okay.

 Sheldon off : Oh, if we squeeze you any tighter, you might turn into a diamond.

 Marshall : Buddy, I think you got a tiny little bit of marinara sauce on your tie there.

 Cristina : - I know this is none of my business. - It is none of your business.

Oh, I will be once my patient's off the table. Look at these two.

 Richard : A heart surgeon and a neurosurgeon performing a bowel resection.

 Richard : You think the world stops when you stop, but it keeps on going.

 Alexis : How could you go up there on your own and not even tell us?

 Castle : Nothing. Just that she left the limo without her purse, so...

 Beckett : What if we didn't connect Harlan Mathis to the Danbridge Group?

 Beckett : I want you to tell me where you're going and what you're doing.

 Ryan : I mean, what is a rescue from certain death worth these days?

 Amy : I took the liberty of scripting a new outgoing voicemail message for both of us.

 Beckett : Dean, if your son is in danger, then you need to tell us what you know.

 Dean : When he wasn't at the usual spot, I figured he must have walked home.

 Dean : When I got back to my apartment, that phone was on my doormat.

 Ryan : They're coming from an internet texting service based in the Ukraine.

 Montgomery : Track the SIM and I want a printout of every text message.

 Ross : ...I'm thinking Amanda and I break open a bottle of wine...

No, wait. You just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64.

It's getting late. I gotta get to the game, so I'm gonna...head.

 Rachel : So nice to finally be in a fun relationship, you know?

Listen, Jo Lynn, that was my friend Joey. He calls everybody crazy.

He's got courtside Knicks tickets for him and me tomorrow night.

But tomorrow night's the only night l get off from the restaurant.

l gotta figure out a way to tell Joey. He's looking forward to it.

 Monica : Tell him that having a long-distance relationship is really difficult.

 Manager : This is a concierge building. We have a staff of over 75

 Manager : providing our tenants with round-the-clock attention.

 Manager : There was an incident with one of the tenants. Mrs. Talbot, actually.

 Dr. Cameron Talbot : Poor woman. Do you have any idea who killed her?

 Melissa Talbot : Really, I think the whole thing's gotten blown way out of proportion.

 Melissa Talbot : It was last Wednesday, I think, and I was with Zane in his room.

 Melissa Talbot : She came in to change the towels in his bathroom.

 Melissa Talbot : I go in and she's sitting on the floor, playing, I suppose,

 Melissa Talbot : but I couldn't really tell, because all I could think was,

 Melissa Talbot : She'd given him a lollipop. You just don't do that.

 Melissa Talbot : You don't give someone else's child candy without permission.

 Dr. Talbot : You have to understand, we hardly knew this woman.

 Raj : Maybe the truth is-- you're jealous of all my relationships.

 Sheldon : I have figured out the perfect way for you to irritate me.

 Sheldon : I'd like you to be my intellectual sparring partners.

 Leonard : So you just want us to disagree with whatever you say?

 Foreman : She works just long enough to qualify for unemployment,

 Wilson : My hotel doesn't allow dogs. Besides, I'm always here.

 Beckett : Paperwork to dismiss the homicide charges against Scoville.

 Beckett : Ballistics. Confirms that the gun used on Donny in the park that night

 Beckett : Imagine shooting your best friend and then having to lie about it.

 Beckett : Having the presence of mind to move the body isn't exactly consistent

 Beckett : And a cold-blooded killer doesn't suddenly feel guilty enough

 Beckett : - to commit suicide, does he? - Not in any story I'd write.

 Beckett : So if we're right, and Max didn't move Donny's body, then who did?

 Lanie : more specifically, his right index finger, has a slight abrasion,

 Lanie : Department autopsy protocol doesn't even call to look for that kind of thing.

 Lanie : Plus, toxicology has his blood alcohol content at 0.28.

 Sheldon : It was at that moment I vowed eternal hatred for Wil Wheaton.

It might interest you to know that Wil Wheaton currently ranks sixth...

 Sheldon : ...on my all-time enemies list, right between director Joel Schumacher...

 Sheldon : ...who nearly destroyed the Batman movie franchise...

 Sheldon : ...and Billy Sparks, who lived down the street from me...

 Sheldon : In the words of Khan Noonien Singh in the immortal Wrath of Khan : 

 Raj : -No doubt. Sign here. -"From hell's heart, I stab at thee."

 Howard : So tell me more about the future mother of my children.

 Barney : Soon, these audio guides will be all that I have left.

This is just gonna be two weeks of moping and tedious emo songs...

 Sheldon : ...and calling me to come down to pet stores to look at cats.

 Howard : I happen to know a place where there are plenty of eligible women...

 Phoebe : He was supposed to get a weekend furlough so he could go to the wedding.

 Phoebe : Well, apparently stabbing Iceman in the exercise yard couldn't wait till Monday.

 Phoebe : And so there's no one to walk me down the aisle. And...

 Phoebe : You've always, you know, looked out for me and shared your wisdom.

 Joey : I don't want you to see your father cry. Go to your room!

 Castle : and then landed a hot air balloon naked in Central Park.

 Castle : I know you're in there. Because usually I'm right beside you.

 Beckett : Well, it says here that you met with a Detective McNulty.

 Castle : I woke up next to you this morning. I'm not imagining that.

 Joey : It was unbelievable. I walked in there and she was all over me.

 Howard : What was I supposed to talk about? We were eating at Johnny Rockets.

 Bernadette : Just saying people are getting a little tired of it.

 Howard : So I did this amazing thing and I'm never allowed to mention it?

 Bernadette : Of course you can. But, maybe a good rule would be to wait for people to bring it up.

 Leonard : So, basically, this is what's called mag-lev technology.

It uses powerful electromagnets to create a force strong enough to overcome gravity.

 Surgeon : I don't see anything physically wrong with her heart.

 Barney stepping into the office, speaking with an Italian accent : Scusi,

 Barney stepping into the office, speaking with an Italian accent : I am luigi, italian exchange student.

 Barney stepping into the office, speaking with an Italian accent : I was, uh,

 Barney stepping into the office, speaking with an Italian accent : Walking to class, but then I noticed you...

 Barney stepping into the office, speaking with an Italian accent : Bella principessa...

 Sheldon : Superman would have taken his uniform to a Kandorian dry-cleaner...

Kandorian dry-cl...? I give up. You can't have a rational argument with this man.

 Howard : Hey, isn't that the guy who won the MacArthur genius grant last year?

 Sheldon : His observation of high-energy positrons has provided the first evidence...

 Leonard : I have two words for you. The first is "big," the other's "whoop."

It is a big whoop. Made almost all the work you've done completely useless.

 Castle : The mortuary company must have switched out the bodies

 Castle : just in case Brady ever wanted to come clean with the police.

 Castle : This guy's got contingency plans for his contingency plans.

 Castle : Well, it depends. What can you get for a secondhand casket these days?

 Beckett : I'll call Olivia's family and find out what they wanna do.

 Castle : Seriously, though, I wonder what you could get for a slightly-used coffin.

 Castle : High-end coffins often have a small drawer hidden somewhere in the lid.

 Castle : - What does that button say? - Looks like a political button.

 Castle : - Let me borrow your magnifying glass. - I don't have a magnifying glass.

No, it's tiring to figure out the age at which all my grandparents died.

Iet us give an official welcome to her first command, Captain Kate Beckett.

 Beckett : with my head buried in paperwork, but so much for that. Um...

Especially considering all of the captains that have come before me.

 Beckett : then maybe I'd have a better metaphor, but, um, the 12th Precinct,

 Sheldon : And now that I think about it, I stood in front of a case of iPods

 Sheldon : It's an MP3 player brought to us by the makers of Xbox.

A 10-speed bike. But I'd rather have something my dad couldn't sell.

 Sarah : The astronauts from the space shuttle are gonna be on the news.

 Beckett : Wait. She had an old boyfriend who died at Radnor University?

 Beckett : Are you talking about the put-together we did on the case, or...

It's the best thing I ever had wrapped around me, including Phil Huntley.

 Rachel : Listen, I'm so sorry. I would have never fogged you...

 Esposito : Because that means that your fiance knew where David worked.

 Beckett : and you decided to make him stop texting her permanently.

 Man : I'm going to take your money and go buy some more heroin.

 Rachel : She'll be a much better friend once the market closes.

I want you to know he'll be returned to you almost as good as new...

 Moira : I loved him, probably spent more time with him than his own parents.

 Moira : One day, I was in the park, talking with another nanny.

 Moira : After what happened to you, don't you want to remake your life?

 Wilson : you're unable to indulge your self-destructive habits.

 House : His kidneys died, they transfused, his lungs died, he died.

 House : They blew it, didn't they? They missed your son's rash.

 Bernadette : Please, I think the woman can manage to put a wig on by herself.

 Bernadette : It's just, when you leave right after we make love,

 Penny : It's kind of annoying, but it's not the end of the world.

 Sheldon : Sometimes I would just like to be appreciated for my mind.

 Bernadette : Can you please stop making money come out of me for two minutes?

 Rita : Attachments are liabilities. Leverage to be used against us.

 Beckett : How did you end up back there? What's your connection to all of this?

 Castle : What? That was supposed to be a decoder ring in there.

 Vikram : This is an emergency alert, classification Protocol Seven.

 George : "But you said you'd get the corgis neutered this weekend."

 Phoebe : -Wow, you guys got a hospital? Fancy. -No, l left the diapers at the hospital.

 Ross : Please, take your time. lt's an important decision, not like...

...say, l don't know, deciding to marry someone. This is about a muffin.

l don't know. He got over the ''We were on a break'' thing quickly.

 Taub : Your numbers look good. We're gonna keep you on these meds.

 Sheldon : Conclusive proof that I am absolutely worthless after 9 : 00.

 Kutner : You helped bully this little girl and completely refused to accept responsibility.

 Kutner : No way you came here out of compassion. That only leaves guilt.

 Kutner : Stop lying or I'll take the drugs I found in your locker

 Taub : Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it, you were bullied yourself when you were in school.

 Taub : Right. The Indian foster kid whose parents were shot in front of him.

 Simon : And I'd be friends with her now if people wouldn't make fun of me.

 Phoebe : Now the only thing left of my grandmother's legacy is...

 Dolan : When we picked you up, you were on your way for help, right?

 Dolan : That means Leo and the cop are in a building somewhere laying low.

 Dolan : Now, is that building on the north side or south side of the street?

The man just killed your informant. You realize that, don't you?

 Lucas : McMurtry was trying to get Dolan to turn State's evidence

"Looks like an unhappy ending for the publisher and the mystery writer."

Apparently, he and ex-wife-slash- girlfriend-slash-publisher, Gina,

 Ryan : had some words, loud words, at Le Cirque and she stormed off.

 Ryan : What I don't understand is why he would try to hide it from us.

 Beckett : So, it turns out a lawsuit was filed against Zalman Drake

 Castle : Maybe Jerome decided to take justice into his own hands.

 Detective Kevin Ryan : Zalman Drake? I was suing him for slander,

 Jerome : He read my frigging mind in front of, like, 300 people.

But if l ever do come back from Minsk, well, you just better watch out.

-lf l go to Minsk, you better watch out. -Oh, you're going to Minsk?

 David : Well, if you do, come in the spring. lt's just lovely there.

 Leonard : You are unbelievable. I don't know why I put up with you.

 Leonard : - You're controlling, you're irritating... - There you go again. Nag, nag, nag.

 Sheldon : I'm annoying? You criticize my behavior all the time.

"Sheldon, don't talk about your bowel movements over breakfast."

 Sheldon : ...is giving a eulogy at a funeral, don't yawn and point at your watch."

 Sheldon : Actually, I have your signature on a roommate agreement that says you do.

"The roommate agreement, like the American flag, cannot touch the ground."

 Leonard : I don't have to do anything you say, because I don't think I wanna live here anymore.

 Ross : Actually, Mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us.

 Friend : ...I hear he's got some 20-year-old twinkie in the city.

 Friend : Just young enough so that everything is still pointing up.

 Marshall : What would I be talking about? His red cowboy boots.

 Beckett : We believe he may have been making payoffs through the campaign.

 Nesbit : I've known Jeff for years. He's a good man. A family man.

 Beckett : Mr. Nesbit, if he used campaign funds to make payments,

 Beckett : then we should be able to trace them back to the blackmailer,

 Nesbit : But if you release those photos, you'll be doing irreparable harm

 Nesbit : not to mention causing immeasurable pain to his family.

 Amy : We're also coming to you live from a different apartment.

 Sheldon : Dr. Fowler and I began an experiment in living together

 Sheldon : So, let's roll up our "sleevis" and get to know Nevis.

 Penny : I can't believe I'm saying this, but can we watch the news

 Bernadette : but she's been telling Sheldon they're behind schedule.

I didn't handle it very well. If you think about it, the "I Hate Rachel Club"..

Hey, uh, I just found out I have to be at the telescope lab all weekend.

- Why don't you put her in a kennel? - Why don't you put your mother in a home?

 Howard : - I'll talk to Bernie. I'm sure it's fine. - Thank you.

 Howard : You mean the guy who used to host that lame kids show?

- How'd you get him to come to your house? - As Professor Proton always says : 

 Joey : It is me! It's a musical version of A Tale of Two Cities.

 Montgomery : This is my house, Kate. The Mayor doesn't call the shots here, I do.

I could've kicked Castle to the curb years ago, any time I wanted to.

 Montgomery : But you weren't having any fun before he came along.

 Montgomery : I've spent most of my life walking behind this badge,

 Foreman : The dysosmia and tunnel vision could be hallucinations.

 House : The ER docs missed it because he didn't present with major symptoms yet.

 Wilson : You two spent months trying to figure out a way to date

 House : She's dying of guilt and feels horrible for dumping me.

 House : but the part where she'll now let me do whatever I want.

 Wilson : She feels bad and your only goal is to take advantage?

 Sheldon : Trees indoors. Overuse of the words "'tis" and "'twas."

They're my third-favorite system of transmitting the written word.

"You have all been summoned to join a thrilling Dungeons & Dragons adventure.

 Sheldon : Your quest begins in a secret northern village of elves...

 Newscaster : at the rural property of noted psychologist Van Holtzman,

 Beckett : I thought you were practicing your speech for tonight.

 Mccord : So they'd need to access the drainage system from a nearby area.

 Mccord : The next time I see you, it better be on a book jacket.

 Foreman : The dye will take a minute to work its way through your system.

 Cameron : Why would you tell House you're leaving because he's a jerk?

 Foreman : Let me get this straight. Instead of picking up the phone

 Foreman : and hope that it's completely rational and went to med school.

 House : he knows what's wrong, he's just too stubborn to admit it,

 Cameron : Yesterday you insisted we keep him here because of the fever.

 Cameron : if you weren't so busy dealing with your own personal problems.

 Wilson : He called to see if I prescribed the pills, I said yes. That's all.

 Wilson : Last I checked pharmacies were still open when it rained.

 House : And because I never know when you're gonna be in one of your moods

 Wilson : Well, I'm not the one who put a thermometer in his rectum.

 Wilson : So stop yelling at me and start talking to your lawyer.

 David : -Would you care for my seat as well? -Actually, yeah, that'd be great.

 Mike : ...to keep me from spending the rest of my life with you.

Gandhi didn't march to the sea because his buddies asked him to.

 House : Pol Pot didn't wipe out the teachers because he wanted to make friends.

 Foreman : Surgery went fine. They removed almost a foot of necrotic bowel.

 Foreman : Fine, I'll bite. What the hell are you talking about?

 Foreman : - Because he's a maniac! - Is that the reason he gave?

 Sheldon at knock on door : Oh, perhaps it's Amy coming to her senses.

 Leonard : you don't need to use Sheldon to get your way with me

-I can't believe you didn't pick me. -She's right. I am stronger.

 Rachel : You are gonna make some man the luckiest guy in the world.

 Ryan : The balance sheet seems kosher, but check out this ledger entry.

This must be that "irregularity" that Charlie was talking about.

 Ryan : for a shipment of camera equipment for the movie sent over from Russia.

 Castle : Well, for one thing, it'd be a lot cheaper just to rent cameras here.

 Ryan : Not only that, but the shipment was sent to a warehouse in Brooklyn.

 Sully : Which happens to be right next to a chicken processing plant.

 Castle : This place could be teeming with bloodthirsty Cossacks.

 Castle : My mother always said that the film business was tough.

 Chandler : ...cowlick-y thing on the middle part of my head. It's so annoying.

I had to ask what it was called when the water makes those bubbles.

 The Cooking Teacher : -Hats off to the chef. -Your mouth was full. I didn't hear.

You'll find that I don't micromanage. I don't shy away from delegating.

That's good to know. But let's stop focusing on what you don't do..

is create an atmosphere of support for the people working with me.

 Foreman : It's a paralytic. Essentially cuts off the brain from the muscles.

 Cam : and it won't be dangerous for the baby if you are pregnant.

We'll be just outside, okay? We gotta let the doctors get her better.

 Wilson [enters.] : What the hell did you do? Were you just cold and lonely?

 Wilson : The last time you left, I was the one stuck picking up the pieces.

 Sylvia : No I'm not. I'm not worried about it because I'm not having it.

 Derek : You're not having the surgery because of the medical risks?

 Sylvia : because for the first time in 12 years, I have a great marriage and a life.

I don't want to go back to being Kyle's bed warmer in a flannel nightgown.

 Derek : And make a decision right now that you'll never settle again.

 Beckett : And at this theater. Did he come here to watch one of his own movies?

 Lanie : Castle's idol must have gotten into a fight not too long before he died.

 Esposito : Special Forces will sometimes, when you want to kill quietly.

The bigger question is, how'd they get the drop on Lance DeLorca?

 Ryan : Uh, Lance played an action hero, Castle. Doesn't mean he was one.

 Castle : where, before he became an actor, he was a member of the CNI.

 Beckett : Have CSU take a look at the murder weapon for prints.

 Beckett : We'll see if they know who might have done this to him.

Every man has his price, El Jefe. Name yours, and we can end this.

 Castle : Lance DeLorca, as Rico Cruz, squaring off with El Jefe,

 Castle : El Jefe has just abducted a brilliant but buxom archeologist

 Castle : Now, Rico is trying to pay him ransom to get her released.

 Castle : I was raised by a single mother. Hard Kill was how I got my bro-time.

 Jen : Hey, I didn't really talk about my cats that much, did I?

 Lady Irena : She wasn't observing Mistress Venom. She was Mistress Venom.

 Castle : Jessica was conducting a sociological experiment out of your dungeon?

 Beckett : Did Jessica have any clients who were unusually obsessed with her?

 Lady Irena : But her clients were submissive. Killing is an act of dominance.

 Beckett : but it's easy to imagine that one of them might have been pushed too far

 Lady Irena : If she was concerned for her safety, she would've told me.

Detective, all the services that we provide here are perfectly legal.

 Lady Irena : Now, part of that service is protecting the privacy of our client.

 Lady Irena : I'm not about to betray the trust that they've paid for

 Beckett : - I think it's more than just a hunch. - Well, gee, I'm sorry.

 Lady Irena : Unless you have a court order, my hands are tied, so to speak.

 Rachel : All right, fine! But I had to. I had to do it for my career.

 Rachel : Yeah, my tongue feels a little fuzzy and my fingers sort of smell.

But you gotta push past this, okay? Because it's about to get so good.

 Ross : Here's an idea. You walk into a room, take a quick scan.

But l kind of have this feeling that we may have made a baby last night.

 Sheldon : you kissed me and then vomited on and off for 40 minutes,

 Sheldon : following which you passed out on your bathroom floor.

 Sheldon : and restore it to the last point we both agree it worked.

Said that he was into some deal that was going to make him rich,

 Beckett : Was that what was in the package you gave him in the stairwell?

He needed me to take an envelope to a manager at some bank in Midtown,

 Castle : Why couldn't he just do it himself? Why would he need you?

Said he couldn't afford to be seen at the bank. It was too risky.

 Nunez : It was sealed, but there was a bank account number written on the outside.

 Nora : If you want to spend more time with Greg, you should just tell him.

 Taub : And environmental is back at the top of our list of suspects.

 Thirteen : Turns out, if you screw the antennae into the wrong sockets,

 Rachel : Ralph just came in to tell me that he's so happy with my work...

 Rachel : ...that he wants me to be the new merchandising manager for Polo retail.

 Lanie : Actually, I called both of you. I think your cases might be connected.

 Lanie : Perlmutter was giving me the rundown on Ryan and Esposito's mugging case

 Lanie : True. But we identified the diatoms in the sample as well,

 Lanie : Not quite. It was only trace amounts. But we found orthosilicic acid

 Perlmutter : It'd be like finding the same fingerprint on both bodies.

 Beckett : Wouldn't they have had to stick their hands in there or something?

 Perlmutter : would have trace amounts of that tank's specific saltwater compound on them.

 Cameron : The cells are neatly differentiated. This isn't lymphoma.

 House : That big flag in your place prompted me to chat with your housekeeper.

 House : Good things usually happen. Bad things sometimes happen.

 Cofield : And when bad things happen, we should figure out what went wrong

 House : Instead of recognizing that bad things sometimes happen.

And those who can't move their arms or legs teach us to laugh at others.

 Cuddy : I can't risk you stabbing him in the heart looking for an unconfirmed air bubble.

Shut up and make a decision. Keep standing there, he's dead either way.

 Cuddy : Making sure you don't try and make a limp for the border.

 Howard : You're talking about a man who would have the powers of a man.

 Leonard : You mean like through their window from behind a bush?

 Howard : Oh, that stuff is so good wrapped around cocktail weenies.

 Amy : Maybe after this, you'll be in the mood for some Manilow.

 House : I believe you. What I don't believe is it'll be just once.

In fact, you probably love all the women you loved who weren't your wife.

 Wilson : You can be a real jerk sometimes, you know that? Yeah. And you're the good guy.

At least I try. As long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want.

 Wilson : And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want. So, between us, we can do anything.

 Lanie : What if he put something in my drink and took me to my place

 Ryan : Let's locate that marina and find out who owns that boat.

 Bryce : I'm sorry, Dr. Nieman. I apologize for the intrusion. This is...

 Nieman : As a tireless self-promoter, let me offer you one of my pens.

 Nieman : She actually brought me a picture of a friend of hers.

 Olivia : I was having a bad day and it was good to have someone...

 Olivia : I mean, he's good in the way he's a good person, good.

 Derek : - Any temperature spikes? - No fever. Vitals are stable.

 Meredith : - So, you're giving up the trailer? - I'm not giving up the trailer.

It's just funny. I just would never have pegged you for that guy.

 Derek : - Don't peg me. I'm not peggable. - You're pegged. Deal with it.

 Sheldon : ...by building an exact replica of Jerusalem in the middle of the Mexican desert.

 Sheldon : You know, it's like the baseball movie. "Build it and they will come."

- ...who's agreed to join us at the university. - Of course he has.

 Gablehouser : You'll have to excuse Dr. Cooper. He's been under a lot of, um...

 Sheldon voice off, sings to a Mexican tune : They'll come, they'll settle And I'll win the prize

We're not here to meet guys. You have a boyfriend. l have a baby and a Ross.

 Phoebe : Yeah, but nothing has to happen. We're just having fun.

 Monica : Because all good plans start with, ''l'll go down the fire escape.''

 House : Your father's hairline is receding and he needs more tests.

Look, I love the old man, but I've got to get him out of the damn house.

 Sidney gives Him Another Twenty : And then tell him he can't live with me anymore.

 Bernadette : How come this one's on the back of an eviction notice?

 Howard : I mean, he did do a good job taking care of my mother.

 Stuart : That woman didn't get heat rash once with me on powder patrol.

 Stuart : or the baby goes off to college, whichever happens first.

 Girl : You may as well drink the tears of a colombian peasant farmer.

 Castle : - It's right there. Listen! - I know, I already heard it.

 Beckett : Don't you think that if Hayley knew who was going to kill her,

 Castle : Why would she up and disappear when everything seemed to be going so well?

 Castle : It's in the words. She even says it. "I can explain if you're listening."

 Addison sighs : It's hard to accept the end when you're too close.

 Beckett : You know, I don't know what the hell you guys are up to,

 Castle : Now might be the time for wild military-industrial complex theories.

 Castle : Tanner was about to post super-secret military documents,

 Castle : they took him out with a drone and now they're covering it up,

 Beckett : I don't know, maybe they just fired the missile by mistake.

 Castle : And just so happened to hit a vocal critic of the US government?

And the guy from the crime scene shows up at our Kafkaesque meeting?

 Beckett : They just met with us to find out where everything was and what we knew.

 Esposito : And now we have no proof that a drone strike ever happened.

And we're no closer to figuring out why it happened or who did it.

The good news is, no one's gonna lecture you if you smoke and get drunk.

 Chase : It's only been a half an hour since we stopped the medicine.

 Dad : - Couldn't this mean something more... - So far, it means nothing.

 Terry : ...she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain...

 Ted voix off : The media blackout was particularly hard on robin

 Thirteen : She's maybe five or 10 years away from curing retinoblastoma.

 House : who has some vested interest in people curing the incurable.

And I thought my hospital was high-tech. Have to wait all day for a CT.

 Thirteen : No, just very loose interpretations of hospital procedure.

 Taub : Our gift to society, we want to get you back to work as soon as possible.

 Dana : I was lying there on the table thinking, "I can't die now, I haven't been happy yet."

 Thirteen : Couldn't you just buy an overpriced German sports car, or have an affair?

 Penny : I know what you meant. It's just this is only our first date.

 Leonard : Sheldon, how could you just sit there and let them spy on me?

 Sheldon : They exploited my complete lack of interest in what you were doing.

 Howard : You should thank us. When future generations try to determine...

 Howard : ...why your relationship with Penny crashed and burned...

 Esposito : He's former Army. Special Forces, Delta, I don't know.

 Castle : were sold in New York in 1981 between January and May.

 Castle : were given as gifts to a legal team at the law firm of PPC

 Beckett : Winning a tobacco lawsuit would get a lot of publicity.

 Castle : With any luck, we'll ID this guy before Ryan even traces that call.

 Ryan : Look, I'm on the clock here. I need to know who made that call now.

 Beckett : Okay, so this is the PPC legal team that won the suit, but I don't see him.

Isn't that just the best feeling? Rubbing a fork on the bottom of your shoe?

 Mrs. Bing : Chandler, darling, look, my date has finally arrived.

I'd like you to meet Dennis Phillips. Dennis, this is my son, Chandler.

- I can't believe Chandler's missing this. - I'm sorry he's not here.

 Ross : Yeah, I'd probably enjoy it more if you didn't keep batting my hand away.

 Ross : I know, I know. When I was here for "Holidays on Ice"...

 Ross : ...I was sitting so far away, Michelle Kwan couldn't read my banner.

 Joey : We'd better get going. If we don't leave now, we're gonna be late.

But it's a tie game. So we're a little late. The girls will be there.

 JERRY : They don't tell you anything, huh? Not until you're a real doctor.

 MR. O'MALLEY : - What is it, Georgie? - Let's just wait for Dr. Webber.

- He's expecting you to talk with him. - Did he say he was coming in?

 Thirteen : What about a calcified valve or a patent foramen ovale?

 Thirteen : increased the vagal tone, caused arrhythmia and stopped her heart.

 House : Who has to go pee in the middle of a nuclear procedure?

 Thirteen : Or her own body is making a toxin. Cold agglutinins.

 Thirteen : Abnormal protein gets activated by cold temperatures.

 House : Immerse her in an ice bath. The cold will activate her cold agglutinins.

 House : Lucky for me, there's a flaxen-haired maiden who loves to say yes.

 Cuddy : How in the world could you approve total body irradiation

 Cameron : Not medically, no. Absolutely no medical rationalization.

...his incessant whining would most certainly spoil everyone else's day."

 Leonard : You know what, I'm so tired I can't even think straight. I'm going home.

 Sheldon : You can't go home. You have to take me to the dentist at 4 : 00.

It's coming back under the effects of the anesthesia that's the problem.

 Sheldon : ...I thought I got on a bus but somehow wound up on a booze cruise to Mexico.

- They put you under for a cleaning? - Yeah, they have to. I'm a biter.

Okay, whatever. Sheldon, I'm exhausted. I'm not taking you to the dentist.

 Sheldon : Wrong, sir. Wrong. Under Section 37B of the Roommate Agreement...

l want to make a good impression. No offense, but with you here...

 Bernadette : They used to make us leave room between us for the Holy Spirit.

 Howard : Hindus do the same thing. Except they leave room for a cow. Ha, ha.

 Howard : - You made fun of me for eating lox. - Your people don't worship lox.

Oh, no, no. I get a say in it. I'm sure whoever shows up will be better company...

...than the threesome l've been having with Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth.

 Gates : Just running background on the tenants in the Queens building.

 Beckett : out of the Sapphire's business account yesterday, wiping it clean.

 Daniel : So here he is parting ways with the pit boss at one of the tables.

"What is the quantum-mechanical effect used to encode data on hard-disk drives?"

 Howard : Don't you think I should answer engineering questions? I am an engineer.

By that logic, I should answer anthropology questions because I'm a mammal.

"What artificial satellite has seen glimpses of Einstein's predicted 'frame dragging'?"

 Margo : I hired her to develop a clothing line with my son, Stone.

 Margo : Bob and Hannah's affair has been the big story arc these past few months.

 Margo : Three days ago, she was supposed to come by and present her ideas.

 Castle : But it didn't hurt that you had a little more screen time.

Hannah only said she was sorry and promised to recommit to her job.

 Margo : I jumped on a conference call with my entertainment attorney

So, phone records confirm that Margo made a 56-minute phone call

to her entertainment lawyer at 10 : 23 from her landline at the apartment.

 Castle : They send out text alerts any time there's a new post.

 Dugan : Give me a percentage. What are the odds of this thing working?

So you want to give me something that works 15% better than arsenic?

 Masters : Technically, it works infinitely better because arsenic has a 0%

 Masters : and then, he tried to bribe me into lying to you about the risks.

 Masters : You can pretend you wanted me to lie, but you didn't.

 Masters : Otherwise, you'd just be a bully instead of a great doctor.

 Masters : You hired me because I don't compromise my principles.

 House : when you wake up and realize how useless your principles are.

 Ryan : Look, buddy, I don't think you appreciate the situation you're in.

 Ryan : Now you better start talking or we're gonna have you back in Sing Sing

 Hank Ponzell : Joe always talked about how he got out of the criminal life,

 Esposito : Who was this lady that you delivered the envelope to?

 Sandy Jenkins : Oh, my God, no! Of course not. Why would you think that?

 Sandy Jenkins : Joe McUsic came to me and said he wanted to serve his jury duty.

 Beckett : Sure. I mean, especially if you're gonna make a profit.

 Sandy Jenkins : My roommate moved out two months ago, I needed the extra cash for rent.

 Sandy Jenkins : And I figured who's gonna know? I mean, it's just jury duty.

You will respect me. - Where do you get off telling me what to do?

 Lawyer : So what's that? Two strokes you've scared this guy into?

 House : Yeah. It's making me question my view of myself as a people person.

 Lawyer : Now you want to do surgery on him without his consent?

Do I need to lawyer up? - I'll need to show the judge an affidavit from next of kin.

 House : They might have a problem signing anything, seeing as how they're dead.

 Raj : He was a lawyer himself, so his novels are accurate as well as entertaining.

 Howard : Just remember, we are lost boys. Children of the night.

 Sheldon on video : and I'd like to tell you why I should be chosen to...

 Sheldon on video : Being in close quarters, cleanliness is important

 Sheldon on video : I can keep up morale with my wacky sense of humor.

 Marshall : When I was a kid, we would spend the summers in the Upper Peninsula.

 Marshall : And every year, we wouldn't get to the cabin till the middle of the night.

 Addison : If I knew you were coming I would have taken a day off.

I mean, all she can think about is this breast and ovarian cancer gene.

 Addison : A positive test result isn't the end of the world, Sav.

 Savvy interrupts softly : I've talked to the genetic counselor. I've been to my gynecologist.

you're going to find me the best person out there to cut off my breasts.

 Beckett : We understand that he put an item up here for auction.

 Heisler : Are you familiar with a man by the name of Jimmy Walker?

 Castle : Famous for being a corrupt politician, renowned womanizer,

 Heisler : You see, Mayor Walker was rumored to have had a private liquor collection

 Heisler : thought to contain one of the finest whiskeys ever distilled.

 Heisler : I knew what it was the moment I saw the "JW" pressed into its wax seal.

 Heisler : An 1875 St. Miriam? That is the Holy Grail of scotches.

 Heisler : who apparently was given it as a gift when he returned from World War II.

 Chandler : Plus, I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor.

 Erica : Reverend, can I ask? Does the Bible say anything about adoption?

 Erica : Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?

 Monica : Yeah. My flock pretty much takes care of themselves by this point.

 Sheldon : I see you decided to go with pathetic and frightened.

If you're calling before Saturday, you've reached Monica and Chandler.

But if you're calling after Saturday, you've reached Mr. And Mrs. Bing.

 Howard : I think you're gonna be really happy with this security camera.

 Howard : And there's even a backup battery when the power goes out.

 Raj : Whatever. I can see my little princess while I'm at work, right?

 Raj : I was Googling that girl I've been dating and found her blog.

 Raj : She said she recently went on a date with a guy named Roger.

 Howard : I can't believe I have to explain this. People change names on blogs...

 House : Your occipital lobe is acting up, giving you a migraine.

 House [getting Rid Of The Pills] : Not all migraines present that way.

 House [getting Rid Of The Pills] : It's called Alice in Wonderland Syndrome.

 House [grabbing His Pad To Write The Prescription] : Well, if you really want to thank me...

 House [grabbing His Pad To Write The Prescription] : My department's not really a department

 House [grabbing His Pad To Write The Prescription] : 'cause my boss says he doesn't have the money,

 House [grabbing His Pad To Write The Prescription] : which provides a nice contrast with you.

 House : I'm just glad that the symptoms showed up before you left for China.

 Cuddy : You think I want the whole world watching you check out my ass

 House : Would it be better if I checked out your wardrobe and questioned your ass?

A less obvious point is that I need my team to be unafraid of the metaphorical fart.

 Cuddy : That production company is covering all the medical costs for this kid.

 Castle : and obviously wanted what was ever in that messenger bag.

 Beckett : The, uh, courier company's looking into it right now.

 Beckett : Whatever it was, somebody thought that it was worth killing for.

 Castle : Off the top of my head, I'm gonna go with nuclear launch codes,

 Montgomery : Which, of course, doesn't take the budget cuts into consideration.

 Montgomery : Now how the hell am I supposed to catch more bad guys

 Esposito : Courier company said the vic only had one package in his bag.

 Esposito : Sent by one S. Nidal Mattar. I ran it through the system.

 Esposito : There's a Shakir Nidal Mattar on the terror watch list.

 Esposito : - Could be the same guy. - Where was the package going?

 Esposito : - 614 East 72nd Street. - East 72nd. That's the 64th Precinct.

 Beckett : - Sir, that could be an attack. - I need a full tactical alert.

 Cuddy : means we've got a global systemic illness affecting lungs, liver and pancreas.

 Chase : Langerhans cell histiocytosis attacks multiple organ systems.

 Foreman : Histiocytosis usually starts in the brain, then moves to the internal organs.

 Wilson : Hodgkin's lymphoma. It's a systemic cancer, which her dwarfism predisposes her to.

 Wilson : That'll spike her blood sugar and put her back in a coma.

 Cuddy : Wilson, do an LP for lymphoma, you guys run an antibody test for lupus.

 Wilson : Because of your daughter's dwarfism, we've had to pick a higher entry point

 Wilson : In the interest of time, we think it's best to proceed on both fronts.

 Maddy : My daughter may be dying and he's gone home with the sniffles?

 Maddy : He was the only one who seemed to have any idea what was wrong with her.

 John : I just want someone to figure out what it is so they can cure it.

 Cameron : none of the other symptoms he's complaining about are currently evident.

 Chase : Low potassium could also probably be caused by the experimental vaccines

and anti-chemical warfare pills he was given before he deployed to Iraq.

 Chase : with hundreds of tons of radioactive shrapnel from depleted uranium munitions.

 Foreman : You go to medical school in France? There's no trace of uranium in his urine.

 Chase : We should send his urine to the University of Leicester.

 Foreman : If the levels are too low for us to detect, they're way too low to cause any damage.

 House : You find out about any television or other media exposure?

 Cameron : Do you really care or are you just trying to waste hospital resources

 House : Do a Lexis-Nexis search and get a copy of his credit report.

 Foreman : Before or after we tell him to eat a banana and discharge him with a psych referral?

 Mr. Patterson : That was my lawyer. He's advising me not to talk to you.

 Meredith : Mr. Patterson, I know that you're frustrated and angry,

 Meredith : but I need... We need some more information about your wife.

 Mr. Patterson : I heard from your very mouth what happened. I know.

 Mr. Patterson : You ask her cardiologist. She had lost 100 pounds.

 Howard : So, Sheldon, how's it feel to get beaten up by a girl?

 Sheldon : If only I'd had the presence of mind to reabsorb her.

...that the only reasonable action is to sell the ring and divide the money?

 Ted : With the punk band and the beekeeping and the petty larceny,

 Marshall : I'd ask you how last night went, but we had a pop quiz today.

 Barney : I thought she'd be old and fragile, like most cougars.

 Foreman : You forgot about the fourth symptom, "being completely crazy."

 Thirteen : Her work explores things like gender politics and self-image.

 House : And the pressing issue of shaving your entire body in public

 Thirteen : Well, she took that pain and transformed it into art.

 Thirteen : Maybe the paint thinner set off an allergic reaction.

Oh, Ross, don't forget we have that doctor's appointment tomorrow.

 Phoebe : -To find out the sex of the baby? -No. We don't wanna know.

-Hey, have you thought of names? -Oh, yeah. I've come up with a bunch.

 Katebeckett : Yeah, I used to rock that in school with my Doc Martens.

 Castle : You do realize we have a full range of All-Clad at home?

Usher was closing up last night around 11 : 30, saw someone fleeing the scene.

 Esposito : As far as our vic goes, there's no wallet, no ID, no cell.

 Penny : Okay, can I get you after Friday when I get paid? Sure.

 Penny after Raj whispers to Howard and they both laugh : What now?

 Beckett : Come on, Castle. You're here with a broken leg, binoculars,

 Beckett : seeing a Rear Window scenario play out across the way.

All right, I'm gonna make us some dinner and then get you to bed.

 Castle : Listen, he was pacing back and forth in his apartment,

 Castle : Now, why would you sleep on the couch when you have a perfectly good bed?

 Castle : I'll tell you why. Because he had a dead body in there.

 Beckett : You're obsessing over this because you have nothing else to obsess about.

 Greg House : Next time make sure you bring enough for the whole class.

 Greg House : and his two dozen other drug or non-drug symptoms.

 Greg House : Coughing up blood and the respiratory arrests are still on the table.

 "thirteen" : He had a bleeding problem. That could cause respiratory arrest.

 Mindy : But the truth is at the end of the day, I still really wanna be...

 Rachel : And I hope Barry doesn't kill you and eat you in Aruba.

 Esposito : but when uniforms got here, the apartment was empty.

 Raj : I have to feel sorry for myself. I'm the only one who cares.

 Castle : Says here Buckley made a plea deal with you. Seven years instead of 20.

 Beckett : We believe that the same person who took over your operations killed him.

 Beckett : Wait a minute. You're saying that Jack Buckley was the new Danton?

 Castle : Jack Buckley was Danton. That's why all Vice's warrants failed.

 Castle : They had to go through the DA's office and Buckley saw them coming.

 Castle : He was in the perfect position to protect his operation.

 Esposito : Between alimony and his own bills, Buckley was beyond broke.

 Castle : You know, I'm betting it was more than just the money.

 Castle : sometimes you can start thinking maybe you are above the law.

 Sheldon : See, by keeping my mind engaged, I'll become more focused.

 Sheldon : Why would I say it's what I want if it's not what I want?

 Leonard : Because it is what you want, and it's not what you said.

 Sheldon : I ask you for one simple thing, and you can't even do it.

 Castle : - I was just trying to help. - I don't need your help.

 Castle : Yes, on Maya's phone. I figured it would give me her last call.

 Beckett : You went to an active crime scene without authorization.

 Esposito : but the entry wounds are the same size as our other vics'.

 Beckett : Okay, so let's get CSU down here to look for fibers and prints.

 Wilson : But it's not in his salivary glands. It's in his brain.

It'd mean some poor sap's getting his melon sliced at the VA for no reason.

 House : Wilson's found some fast-growing, elusive or magic brain tumors.

 Castle : But in that document, it says if anything happens to one of them,

 Beckett : You're suggesting that Scott Galloway was Eva's co-conspirator.

 Castle : They were getting a major offer to buy out their firm,

 Castle : Eva wanted out of her marriage and she wanted Cole punished.

 Beckett : She came here, to this very office, and asked for your help.

His liver's damaged, pleural effusion compromised his lung function.

 Foreman : It isn't toxic-- Sure didn't cause the pleural effusion.

 House : We're looking for anything that he can put in his mouth.

 Ali : One could argue those people might be jealous of your attention.

 Thirteen : Who needs actual doctors when you've got the Internet?

 Leonard : Come here, you crazy, nerdy guy. I could never be mad at you."

 Penny : Wow. That's all you got after you were the most obnoxious person...

 Leonard : ...that concisely explains how all psychics are frauds?

 Penny : -Saying I don't have an open mind? -No. Let me help you with this stuff.

This is gonna be our best chance to make a run for the Chinese restaurant.

 Ryan : Camera was too far away, so Tech couldn't read their lips.

 Gates : And if the feds had eyes on Dolan, they may know where he is.

 Mr. Geller : Your mother's right. Take her. You can wear my tux.

- "shall be struck down by his wrath." - Mayan King. This Mayan King?

 Rupert Bentley : That very one. They all looked inside, and they're all dead.

 Beckett : There were other incidents? - All easily explainable.

 Dr. Raynes : was mauled to death by a jaguar outside the dig site.

 Dr. Raynes : It's how they kept people from robbing them for thousands of years.

 Beckett : Well, I can assure you that whatever killed Mr. Medina was very human.

 Beckett : - Do you know if he had any enemies? Will was passionate.

 Dr. Raynes : Nothing could stop him from getting what he wanted.

 Dr. Raynes : The indigenous Mayans he worked with claimed that he tricked them

 Dr. Raynes : - He'd received death threats. And how do you know that?

 Beckett : This is just like the one that we found in Medina's apartment.

 Castle : - What does it say? - "Death awaits the robber of graves."

 Beckett : on either one of the death threats, which means all we've got to go on

 Castle : So, we're looking for an angry Mayan who mailed a death threat

You know what? I've been thinking about it. I'm coming around on the name Ruth.

 Rachel : I think I would actually consider naming our child that.

Wait a minute. You hated the name Ruth. Why would you change your mind?

I didn't see anything. I actually changed my mind about the name.

That's when you'll swoop in and name him Heath or Blaine or Sequoia.

And then the court decides to give you custody of those fat, left-handed twins.

Mona, it's time we had a conversation about where things are with us.

 Wilson's Voice : Your machine's broken, there's not even a message.

...what are you gonna do? Knock and say to Mrs. Bell, "Fan of your husband.

 Sheldon : - ...and obtain a cloaking device. - Ooh. How far into the future?

If I remember, Kirk will steal a cloaking device from the Romulans...

...which would be January 10th, 2328, by pre-Federation reckoning.

- No, no, no. It's just... It's a little big. - l feel like an idiot.

It was recently enlisted as an asset in one of her divorce cases.

 Beckett : sifting through your financials from three years ago.

 Ryan : She became very interested in how your family and Billy Piper's family

 Ryan : This is Billy Piper's boat, where his wife was last seen,

 Beckett : That your wife would hire Michelle to represent her in your divorce.

 Cofield : is incapable of shaking the impulse to act like an ass.

 Marshall : She was my whole life, man, and now she's-she's gone.

l'm sorry. You've gotta see this. l'm gonna go get Monica and Chandler.

l can't believe how fast she's growing up. lt seems like only yesterday she was...

l think we're distracting her. Let's everybody be still for a minute.

 Chase : I wasn't exactly wrestling with great theological questions.

 Moira : not unless you're struggling with whether you belong there.

 Chase : I always wanted to believe. Would've made my life a lot easier.

 House : I hang out in the basement, you rag on me. I stay in my office, you rag on me.

 House : Based on the cop's progression, I figure he's got about another four hours...

 Wilson : You're playing Russian roulette, but the gun's pointed at him.

 Wilson : The reason you don't see patients is because if you know them,

 Wilson : If this was any other patient, you'd have damned the risk

 House : Not unless you people can't come up with something clever

 House : Yesterday he was giggling about a hole in a guy's head.

Then hire a lawyer and challenge it. In the meantime, Cameron's in charge.

 Rodney : - Why would he sign that? - It's nothing personal, Mr. Foreman.

 Rodney : My son doesn't trust me. How exactly is that not personal?

 GEORGE : - They're operating around it? - Both of them, dark and evil.

 CHRISTINA : - You're blocking my view. - I miss dirty stripper Cristina.

 CHRISTINA : Next time I see her, if she even looks at me sideways,

 CHRISTINA : I'm telling her what I think. She wants to call me racist?

 CHRISTINA : You know, the one you stole after... Mama cornered me?

 NURSE : Your patient was caught shoplifting chocolate from the hospital gift shop.

 MRS SEABURY : - It was exhilarating. - And now she's planning to leave.

 Howard : how about Captain America's undocumented Mexican gardener?

 Sheldon : while the first elevator was not installed until 1852.

 House : She's not mad because I don't remember a dead dog's name.

 Foreman : Rutgers student came in with what looked like acute bronchitis.

 House : Patients die every day. Not all of them are interesting.

 House indicating Colleen : And now she's mad because she's programmed

You got a tiny little dog and you cook it chicken and you talk to it.

 Pete : You're saying that you're not interested in Addison but I can't have her?

 Sam : Addison isn't the type of woman you have. She's a marriage woman.

You date a girl, romance a girl. When it's time to commit, you cut and run.

In the week before I implanted the embryo, you slept with how many? Three?

 Addison : We're almost done here. Then we'll do the amniocentesis.

 Lisa : I was about to hand my body over to a baby that's not mine for nine months.

We figured probably to take the kid's clothes out of the washer,

 Castle : - put them in the dryer. - Camera never picks her up again.

Only other person to ride the elevator down all the way to the basement

 Ryan : during the next hour was the old lady who found the body.

 Beckett : So whoever attacked her must have used the stairwell,

 Ryan : - We'll run their names tonight. - Why only run the workers' names?

 Castle : I'm basing that on, the neighbor would make a better story.

No, come on. What do any of us know about our neighbors in this city?

The kind of girl that a guy like him would never have a chance with.

Until it becomes something more, something that he can't control.

Well, he uses the stairs, obviously, to avoid the elevator's cameras.

 Ryan : Oh, I tried to talk to him, but he said he needed a minute

 Winters : I was thrilled to give back to the Nebula 9 community.

 Beckett : Right after we told the Candelas we were tracking it.

 Sorenson : Nina Mendoza, you're under arrest for the kidnapping of Angela Candela.

 Esposito : Taking your own niece. Put your hands behind your back.

 Ryan : ...against you in a court of law. - I'm so happy to see you.

 Ryan : - You have the right to an attorney... - You wanna go and see Mommy?

 Dr. Long : Eight days late, huh? You must be getting uncomfortable.

You're 80% effaced. You're on your way. It still could last a while.

 Rachel : -Well, we are ready to try anything. -There's an herbal tea you can drink.

 Tony : Let's just say there was a slight mix-up with one of her prescriptions.

 Tony : Yeah, that's what I said. This is your creator, Richard Castle.

 Raley Actor : If you have time, I'd love to talk about my motivation.

 Raley Actor : I mean, what's my character's inner life? Why do I do what I do?

 Beckett : Castle. Violet didn't show up to work today. I just talked to her agent.

 Beckett : He said there's no way she would've missed this commercial.

 Esposito : I thought I'd stop by and see if those bullets you pulled out of Royce

I got a friend there who'll make sure they get processed right away.

 Sheldon : From that, I figured out where you live and where you work.

 Corinne : The force of it knocked us on our asses. Nadia almost got trampled.

 Beckett : Wait. Can you go back to the Middle-Eastern man carrying the box?

 Beckett : Do you remember his face well enough to help us with a sketch?

 Westside Wally : That's my usual spot, not by the coffee truck.

 ADDISON : Which is just a hailstorm of self-loathing and misery.

 Leonard : The thing is, we've got this friend, and he's kind of down in the dumps...

 Raj : She's from the mean streets, where they shoot from the hip and keep it real.

 Leonard : Listen, is there a way that we can do this where he doesn't know that you're a...

 Addison : - I can refer you to someone local... - No, I want you. You will be there?

 Sam : All right? There are plenty of medical reasons for low sex drive, all right?

 Kathy : I passed up being with someone because I am stuck with you!

When we return, we 'll talk with the always interesting Nora Tyler Bing.

 Castle : Seriously though, I think it's time we shake things up.

 Beckett : but I just became Captain, and you have your PI business.

 Castle : You're not gonna be Captain of the 12th Precinct for very long.

 Lanie Parish : Dilated pupils, bluish discoloration around the lips,

 Castle : A scavenger hunt? So, the clues, the symbol, it's all just a game?

 Kenny : They hire actors like me to interact with the contestants.

 Kenny : Yeah, she came through here a couple days ago. She was killed?

 Castle : Yeah, with a saber almost exactly like the one you were using.

 Kenny : That was a stunt weapon. It's harmless. They all are. I didn't kill anybody.

 Kenny : I'm just an actor. I wasn't even working here last night.

 Nolan Burns : Every year, more and more historic New York buildings

 Beckett : Mr. Burns, these symbols that Susannah Richland took pictures of,

Is it possible that someone would've killed her to get a competitive edge?

 Howard : not trying to get to the bottom of a dog-walking scam.

If Ted Koppel talked about his coworkers' botched boob jobs, I would.

 Joe : I'm pretty sure he was wishing it was me he was dropping off.

You two are going to make great parents. OK? Whenever that happens.

 Cristina : I swear to love and cherish you every moment of every day of my life?

 Izzie : No, it doesn't. You guys are just used to it, that's all.

 Izzie : You have that thing everybody else wants. You can take it for granted.

 Izzie : If you didn't, if you couldn't be with the person that you love,

 Izzie : - I'll get a wheelchair. - I think it's a heart attack.

 Meredith : Wait. I can't wiggle my fingers because we can't shift the ammo,

 Richard : - I'm not listening. - You can talk to me, Dr. Stevens.

 Richard : - I'm getting up. - You have to body-check me to do so.

 Thirteen : You'd have never lived for yourself. What kind of feminist...

 Lou : We can aspire to anything. But we don't get it just because we want it.

 Foreman : You're through the sigmoid, into the descending colon.

 Thirteen continues : Push the wall of the intestine toward the skin.

 Wilson : Did House ask you to talk to me? Or are you trying to save the patient,

 Esposito : From the blood spatter, our guy was shot right here.

 Beckett : He probably wanted to get out of the building unnoticed.

 Beckett : Figured that the dumpster wouldn't be emptied for a couple of days.

 Esposito : He didn't count on a tenant on the seventh floor, a hottie,

 Esposito : seeing the body drop as she threw out her pizza box.

 Beckett : How did a clean-cut, suburban guy end up this far from home,

 Castle : I just wanted to make sure that you're really okay with having her here.

 Castle : Well, yeah, but you're busy, and I just don't want her to be in the way.

 Esposito : Lives in Connecticut with his wife Helen and his two kids.

 Esposito : and they don't have a Sam Parker listed as a tenant.

 Ryan : but since it's a common room, there's probably dozens of them.

 Ryan : However, the chute handle, doorknob, and soda bottle were all wiped clean.

 Jill : Oh, my gosh, that was so lame. Like a pashmina could be a rug.

What about what I said about the apartment pants? How dumb was l?

 Leonard : and you see a guy getting back together with his girlfriend,

 Leonard : ...at the Topical Conference on Bose-Einstein Condensates.

 Sheldon : Because I have no interest in standing in the Rose Room of the Pasadena Marriott...

...who wouldn't recognize genius if it were standing in front of them giving a speech.

Those Topical Conference on Bose-Einstein Condensates parties are legendary.

Leonard, don't take this the wrong way, but the day you win a Nobel Prize...

 Sheldon : ...is the day I begin my research on the drag coefficient of tassels on flying carpets.

Ha, ha, ha. The only thing missing from that insult was your mama.

I got one. Hey, Leonard, your mama's research methodology is so flawed...

 Castle : The fight you had with Sadie outside the bar, the night before the murder?

 Castle : but I can't help you unless you tell me the whole story.

 Castle : But you said you were arguing about a couple of things.

 Nina : was that Sadie asked me to do something at that cocktail party.

 Nina : And that really got me fired up, because if I got caught stealing,

 Nina : She had me wrapped around her finger the moment I met her.

 Nina : I retrieved the empty glass and quietly handed it off to Sadie.

I tell Cuddy that I've always been interested in her, and she walks out of the room.

 Wilson : or maybe she was just surprised and didn't know how to react.

 Chase : Wherever she went, she was only gone for like five minutes.

 Ross : Oh, you are gonna love it. And I'm so glad we're finally doing this.

 Joey : Excuse me, sir. There seems to be some sort of red crap on my cheesecake.

 Foreman : You don't think the "treat him for everything" approach is enough?

 Wilson : You infected Steve? Why didn't you just get a rat from the pet store?

 House : Who knows what kind of antibiotics they gave those rats?

[Derek] Dr. Burke? I'm off at 6 : 00. You want to get that drink?

 Burke : Shepherd, you should know that Richard promised chief to both of us.

So here is where you have the signature, and down here, the initials.

 Howard : I think he's taking this Professor Proton thing pretty hard.

 Howard : Or... should we respect his privacy in this moment of grief?

 Marina : Vivien said she thought Daddy had something very important to tell us.

 Esposito : Vivien's daughter is pretty sure that Albert is Albert Moreno.

 Albert Moreno : Three months ago, Vivien told me I should invest in some real estate deal.

There's no point in spending time with someone if it's just fun.

 Raj : The guy's a genius. Maybe you weren't challenging enough for him.

 Sheldon : ...A Brief History of the Time I Made Stephen Hawking Cry Like a Little Girl.

 Howard : There's the problem. You can't beat Hawking like that.

 Howard : He hates to lose. Everyone knows the guy's a big baby.

 Howard : I mean, forget the wheelchair, he should be in a stroller.

 Howard : Well, the next day, he had a pizza party, and everyone got invited but me.

I will have the great seven, and the doctor, will have the resertal.

...that operation takes 10 hours. But they only showed it for 2 minutes.

 Chase : You ID'd the hotel off this. Hoping there's another clue in it somewhere.

 Taub : maybe her face is reflected in that gleam off your butt cheek.

 Taub : Unlike me, you've had the decency not to cheat on anyone,

 Taub : but you haven't been giving much thought to who these women are,

 House [feigns Surprise] : Okay. Rachel and I will go play in her room.

 Leonard : We're not encouraging. It's more like knuckling under.

I like hanging out but I'm not gonna apologize for something I didn't do.

 Penny : And thanks to Sheldon's heated discussion with my manager...

 Sheldon : ...barbecue bacon cheeseburger, barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese on the side.

 Howard : That's it. There's the house. I found America's top models!

 Kate Beckett : Before we plan the honeymoon, shouldn't we set a wedding date first?

No, 'cause the department hasn't even said if you can have time off yet.

 Castle : Besides, planning a honeymoon will help us set a date.

Well, you don't wanna go to Thailand during monsoon season, do you?

 Beckett : I was hoping for something more romantic and less hobbit-y.

 Castle : Why does everyone always think those two are mutually exclusive?

 Castle : Agreed. A perfect spot that would be ours and ours alone.

 Beckett : You know what? I think a better plan would be for you to make a list

of all the places in the world that you've never honeymooned, vacationed,

Well, we traveled a lot. Look, I'm sure I can think up some other places.

 Dr. Patty Barker : I see him whenever his travel allows for it.

 Barker : which then led to low self-esteem, which led to binge eating.

 Castle : An eating problem? You wouldn't know it to look at him.

 Barker : Oh! Scraps from the garbage, dead birds, even his own feces.

 Beckett : how did Francisco seem to you at Royal's last appointment?

 Barker : Is it true that he was at the crime scene, that he witnessed the murder?

 Esposito : Forensics on that blood smear Castle found in Maya's apartment.

Which means your friend was at his place either during or after the murder.

Twenty minutes later, they picked her up and dropped her off at home.

 Ana : A couple months ago, Todd hurt his back and couldn't work.

l know how much you used to make, and l know how much your rent is.

 Chandler stands Up And Walks To Joey : Did Monica borrow money from you?

 Denny : - Got it going on up here as well. - So you keep telling me.

 Izzie : - That's 25 points. Thank you very much. - Wait a second now.

 Denny : You didn't tell me we were playing naughty word Scrabble.

 Castle : Okay, so after two cups of coffee, a latte and three espressos,

 Castle : our homeless friend, Mr. Hazelton over there, finally sobered up.

 Esposito : Wait a minute. Are you saying it wasn't someone from the outside?

 Castle : Right. So, I showed him photos of all the lago employees,

Wait a second. I spoke with this guy. He tried to pin it on somebody else.

 Castle : it was someone from the outside when it was him all along.

 House : It triggered an underlying genetic condition called variegate porphyria.

 Masters : - This is good news. - We can manage the condition with haematin.

 Masters : We'd have to test your blood, tissue type, if they match.

 Lou : I'm applying for a job at a foundation. Running the finance division.

 Cuddy : you have to tell them what screwed-up process is really at work in their head.

 Cuddy : So I can only assume that you don't want to know the reason.

 MEREDITH : Dr. Shepherd and Dr. Bailey are trying to see where you're hurt.

 ANNA : Mrs. Hanson told me to go get some milk and I didn't see her.

 MR. HANSON : How do you not see a child standing in the driveway?

 MR. HANSON : - Instead of watching Mia? - So now this is my fault?

 BAILEY : Yelling and fighting and placing blame is not going to help your child.

I can't believe you... You just decannulated a heart all by yourself.

 GEORGE : - Modest looks weird on you. - It's not a big deal, George.

 Beckett : I'd like to revisit something that you said at our last meeting.

 Beckett : Did he tell you to say that he was at your apartment?

 Beckett : Did he ask you to call him from someone else's cell phone?

 Aubrey : I'm general counsel for his company. Just let me do the talking.

 Castle : Cole sent his in-house lawyer to silence his girlfriend.

 Sheldon : ...Pasadena, California to International Space Station.

 Sheldon : ...he might as well be at the Coffee Bean over on Lake Street.

 Mike : Take a look at what Dimitri just left you in the toilet.

 Lily to Robin : We'll apply for the loan under marshall's name,

 Lily to Robin : And then in the meantime, I'll slowly work down my debt.

 Marshall to Ted : And you're pointing it directly at wendy the waitress's face.

 [The building in Dowisetrepla]Narrator : It's always good to check the place out at night.

 Beckett : Wait, so now you're telling me that you don't believe she's in on this?

 Castle : Why would she tell me she's a thief? Why offer that up?

 Beckett : Yeah, well, you're thinking with the wrong body part.

 Castle : I was doing what you told me to, keeping her occupied.

 Beckett : Yes! The room, the room where we found the suitcase and the email,

"We"? No, there is no way we're going in on the interrogation together.

 Beckett : based on this conversation and your behavior in that hotel,

 Beckett : but you knew you couldn't get away with it if you let him live.

 Buckley : I liked Emma. It's a real shame what happened to her.

 Esposito : And now that Emma's dead, that newjob is yours for the taking.

 Buckley : I may not be shedding tears over Emma's demise, but I didn't kill her.

 Ryan : So, a van matching that description was seen outside Emma's place

 Esposito : Where were you between 9 : 00 and 11 : 00 last night?

 Buckley : At O'Malley's Pub in Brooklyn. And my van was parked right out front.

Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life...

 Ross : - To talk to Rachel, isn't that why we took a ride in the death-cab?

 Phoebe : - What? are you just gonna walk up to her at the gate?

 Ross : - What? We're never gonna make it! - Not with that attitude! Now, haul ass!

 Taub : And you came down to destroy the record before it gets digitized.

 Foreman : I needed to beat all those elite, spoiled kids around me.

 Taub : You had great grades. One lab result shouldn't have mattered.

 Taub : but you needing to come down here to destroy the records

 House : Hoping to get her on the phone and make everything perfect.

 Wilson : I think it has something to do with both their kids being alive, awake, and eating.

 House : Pride and shame only apply to people we have a vested interest in, not employees.

 Wilson : How many hours a day do you have to spend with someone

But, first, I've got to tell Cameron and Chase that they're violating God's will.

 Wilson : I'm just asking you to have an adult conversation to let him know...

 House : Adults don't need adult conversations, just like I don't need this conversation.

 Penny : Yeah, kind of, but now we can invite our friends and family.

Could you show it to Ben every now and then so he doesn't forget me?

 Mrs Petrescu : 15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance.

 Daisy May : Hear them bells? It's high noon. That means it's show time.

 Daisy May : Take it out back. Time for a good old-fashioned gun fight!

 Ollie : I knew it! Look, everything that woman said to you was a lie.

 Ollie : Look, she came on to me. Started flirting, getting all handsy.

We're gonna be tied up here for a bit. Why don't you guys just take a cab?

 Sheldon entering : ...I remember when I too was deciding my academic future...

 Sheldon entering : Now, there may be one or two of you in this room who has what it takes...

It's more likely that you will spend your careers teaching fifth graders...

 Sheldon : In short, anyone who told you that you would someday be able...

 Sheldon : ...to make any significant contribution to physics played a trick on you.

 Sheldon : Now, if you'll excuse me, the latest issue of Batman is out.

 Marshall : That's like the eighth guy who's hit on us in ten minutes.

 Raj finding a large quantity of condoms : - Yes. - She's a hooker, isn't she?

 Chandler : Would you just try to relax and just enjoy yourself?

 Mr. Geller : This bill for my half of the wedding. It's insane.

 Mr. Geller : You tell him no one takes advantage of the Gellers.

 Taub : Or it'll just prove he suffered head trauma from the crash.

 Rescue Worker 1 : This side's still leaning pretty bad, got to shore up this beam.

Structural beam, high-compression concrete. I can't break it up.

 Stella : I know dudes think it's girlie for a guy to cook, but us ladies?

 Ted : Yeah, I had a lot of time after school to watch her cook,

 Ted : - because I wasn't good at sports. - I'm on fire right now.

You know, the usual. Basil, garlic, olive oil. But can you guess my secret ingredient?

 Stella : I woke up so early, and I had a really long day at work.

 Ted : - Let's do firsts. First kiss? - Dale Harris, second grade.

 Sheldon : you should either be familiar with the history of Cornwall

 Sheldon : I missed a number of date nights while I was on my train trip,

 Derek calm quiet voice : Slow down. Slow down. Just breathe in the bag.

 Sheldon on screen : given that it's not as young as it used to be.

 Leonard : But the good news is that I'm pretty sure I know why.

To her parents'. She said you shouldn't call. But if I were you, I would.

It's hard that something you love so much doesn't love you back.

 House : I can't take your call at the moment, please leave a message.

 House : If this is Wilson, I'm fine, not suicidal, not on drugs,

Unless you can transport this toilet with me, I'm not leaving the room.

 Richardson : You're missing the point. I ate bad sushi, I'm sick. Go away.

Sweetie, before I forget, did I leave my diaphragm at your place?

 Joey : It's funny you should mention that because I was thinking...

Is that Joey guy gonna pick up his moose hat or should I toss it?

 Chandler : Why don't you ask him yourself? This is my new roommate, Eddie.

 Rachel : ...just come with me to dinner tonight and she'll tell you.

 Ross : Made expressly for Val Kilmer, and worn by him in the hit film...

 Esposito : but do you think you could sign this for my tia before you leave?

 Beckett : We should probably get out of here before Gates sees you.

 Beckett : Oh, all I did was refer a case. You're the one who solved it.

 Beckett : So how does it feel to have your first satisfied customer?

 Burke : Make sure he doesn't take any more endurance hikes in the stairwell.

 Burke : The damage to his body we can try to control, but the damage to his spirit...

 Burke : For a man like Denny to lie on this bed for years on end...

 Burke : And his feelings about it aren't something we should try to control.

 Cristina : - You finally got Melanie to shut up? - Finally. Thanks for that.

 Cristina : - Ooh, is that a teardrop fracture? - No head bleed, though. That's good.

 Bailey : Karev, page Shepherd, Burke, Montgomery-Shepherd, the Chief

 Bailey : and every surgeon with an available hand and get an OR opened.

 Sheldon : ...marks a level of intimacy our relationship isn't ready for.

 Penny : Yes. That is a real thing. And it doesn't mean you don't care about each other...

 Penny : ...it just means things are moving at a pace you're not comfortable with. And that's fine.

If he doesn't wanna live with her, he should tell her how he feels.

 Penny : Maybe he doesn't know how to say it without hurting her feelings.

 Sheldon : The problem is she laid out a series of logical arguments that I couldn't refute.

 Beckett : Attempted murder of a federal witness. What's that going for these days?

 Montgomery : Looks like you managed to set things right with the US Attorney's Office.

 Montgomery : But only Maggie back there can link them to murder.

 Beckett : She's been killing for the family for five years now.

 Beckett : When Jimmy dropped dime, the Spolanos sent their best.

Lady hitman. A real blow for women's rights. And the real Maggie Dowd?

 Beckett : Carla even pulled a recommendation off of a job-hunting site

 Beckett : Originally, she thought she was gonna get a photograph of Moran,

 Beckett : If she left before Leeds' body was found, it would've looked suspicious.

 Beckett : And she probably didn't think he'd be sitting around for a week.

 Beckett : Then we showed up, and she waited to see how far we'd get.

 Dr. Clark Murray : The original ME concluded that the stab wounds were random.

It's an emergency. But you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room.

 Ross : -My face is dented. -Well, you'll have to wait your turn.

 Chandler : His legs flail about as if independent from his body!

"Every week the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey's apartment.

 George : You didn't tell me you were having a hole drilled in your damn hip.

 Meredith : If you could just take these two, then that will free me up to...

I haven't slept in two days. I'm looking for George to meet up for coffee.

 Meredith : If you're not here to work, I'm just going to take these back. Thanks.

Using the superior transeptal approach for the atriotomy, are you?

 Colin : I think it best from this point on that you simply observe.

 Monica : A guy from Ralph Lauren called You got a second interview

 Hayley : Vikram just nuked the whole system. We've lost everything.

 Vikram : Thankfully our location and all our files are still safe.

 Beckett : Yeah. For now. I just hope I didn't nuke my marriage.

And this is our first real shot to get to LokSat. we have to take it.

 Sam : No, I took it straight to the warehouse just like I was told.

 Cuddy rather Reluctantly : It's fine. It's sweet that you care about your friend.

 Cuddy rather Reluctantly : And frankly, as you will find out sooner or later,

 Wilson in A Warning Tone : I have had these tickets for two months.

 House : But Thursday is Cuddy's birthday and her mom's coming down.

 House still Pacing And Gesturing A Lot : you could mention how upset you've been...

 House opening The Door As Wilson Waves Him Out : I will definitely make this up to you.

 Rachel : or did I see a billboard with your face on it on my way home tonight?

 Ted : While today its neoclassical fenestration is considered to be...

 Robin : So, is this ride your way of apologizing for this morning?

 Barney : Stand a little more this way. I'm scouting some talent.

 Barney : That's just getting distracting. Say "carrots and peas."

 Slaughter : What I'm here about won't put you in a lick of danger, I promise.

 Slaughter : Yeah. Seems somebody was able to bypass the alarm system

I had some stories I was gonna tell you to help you with your next book.

 Castle : What is it about full moons that bring out all the crazies?

You guys should really sell tickets. I mean, you got everything,

 Esposito : But I did find a receipt for this takeout right here.

 Dennis : Well, I lost a year while my family was tunneling out of North Korea.

 Gablehouser : Let him see why we're the best physics research facility in the country.

 Dennis : You don't have an Open Science Grid computer or a free electron laser.

 Sheldon : Excuse me, that is my research, and it is by no means a dead end.

 Dennis : Well, obviously, you don't see it yet, but trust me, you will.

...of the money you attract to smuggle your grandfather out of Pyongyang.

 Dennis : I mean, the whole landscape of false vacuums in string theory...

You do not want to get scissor kicked in the groin by a rockette.

 Random woman : Excuse me, do you know anything about this stuff?

 Random guy : - FireWire or USB? - It depends on what bus you have available.

 Rachel : But you did it too, and you're worse. You're sticking to your judgment.

 Bernadette : Great. And then maybe after, we can watch a dirty movie,

 Bernadette : and if anybody has any questions about what happened or how,

 Beckett : Your entire future would go up in flames. So you ran.

 Chandler : ...Italian guy's gay roommate brings home dry cleaning."

 BAILEY : Believe me, one's enough. Unless you plan to put away your scalpel.

 CALLIE : - My mom's kind of insane. - Don't talk smack about your mom.

 BAILEY : Ate them for breakfast. I got home after a 15-hour shift

 Foreman : That's not diagnostic of depression. Lack of appetite, isolating yourself.

 House : Uncontrollable urination and blacking out are good predictors of what?

 House : Which means the seizure he had when you tested his heart

 House : Yeah, but you know how much crap he's got in his system

 House : The guy could have the Spanish Armada floating through his bloodstream

 House : and we wouldn't know about it, till they started firing cannons.

 Foreman : Antidepressants have been known to cause seizures in kids, but not orgasms.

 Cameron : Serotonin affects mood, appetite, it doesn't cause the brain to shut down.

 House : Antidepressants fake brains into thinking they have more serotonin

 Cameron : He could just as easily have too much dopamine as serotonin,

 Cameron : but if it's dopamine, the cyproheptadine will kill him.

 Lockwood : And that's unfortunate, because she really is a lovely girl.

 Lockwood : But now we've reached a critical stage and I have to cap the well.

 Lockwood : Tomorrow night, you're going to call off that protective detail

 Lockwood : And then you're going to get her to meet you at the hangar

 Lockwood : if you and Raglan and McCallister hadn't sinned so spectacularly,

 Montgomery : Where are my girls? Come and give your old man a kiss.

 MARK : Get him to the burn unit until he's stabilized and get a CT.

You don't look fine. You look beautiful, but you don't look fine.

 CHRISTINA : - Now I'm going to throw up. - You have aneurysms to clip.

 MEREDITH : - And surgeons to confront. - You gonna be all right?

 Leonard : a hypothesis that we've been working on for over a year.

 Leonard : Okay, but now there's this Swedish team that read our paper

 Brad : Really helps that I'm an athlete because the second I saw Petey with that gun,

 Meredith : - Addison can't do this to you forever. - You want to bet?

 Richard : No. You're our only cardiothoracic transplant specialist.

 Cristina : Well, yeah, but if you had put me on this when I asked I would've been free.

 Rachel : Yeah, scared the hell out of me. I thought we'd lost you forever.

 Foreman : It's designed to treat depression in terminal cancer patients.

 Cameron : Bleeding in the brain, blood would irritate the lining,

 House : Yes, he needs an angiogram to look at the vasculature inside his brain.

 Phoebe : Could I get a copy of that? Carol threw it out. She lost ours.

-You know, that party wasn't bad. -Yeah. I didn't know there'd be dancing.

Do you think we can get to the subway if we climb through that manhole?

You were right. I never should have bought them. They're killing me, one toe at a time.

Chandler's one of those repressed guys who you'd have to seduce.

I think it's an act. Chandler is more sophisticated than he seems.

 Amy : A word of advice. Moody seIf-obsession is only attractive...

 Amy : ...in men who can play guitar and are considerably taller than you.

 Amy : And you're sitting next to a beautiful woman wearing whorish makeup.

I'm in the bathroom. Can you come in here? I think there's something wrong.

The water's tepid, the salt didn't dissolve and is now lodged places.

And the scents I used don't compliment each other. Eucalyptus and chamomile?

 Cameron : I will be fine. Everybody's acting like I'm going out with Jack the Ripper.

 Wilson : It's been a long time since he opened up to someone, and I...

or you're not because there's a subtext, and you need a decoder ring.

 Cuddy : I'll give you a week off clinic duty if you can go a week without narcotics.

Drugs could cause this? Cocaine and meth are very hard on the blood system.

 Dad : She's supposedly clean now, but... She obviously cares for him.

 Cameron : His hair will tell us any drugs he's taken over the past 60 days.

 Foreman : Dan's brain's not showing channel 6 right now. Only mush.

 House : If you've got something else to do, do it. Otherwise, do this.

 House : I was wondering when you'd be back. You got some papers for me?

 Funsten : You've caused me considerable mental distress. I certainly hope so.

What? Too cheap to get your lawyer to serve it for you, or is it just more fun this way?

No, I don't. Well, maybe you're right, but I have the lab result says you do.

 House : Could be a false positive, and normally I'd run a second test,

 House : but since you're here, I'll just go with the first. You're just trying to scare me.

 House : It's reportable, you know. Public health issue. I'll be sure to let my wife know.

 House : If you're clean, I'm sure it'll all blow over. No big deal.

 House : There's an easy way to find out. Get one of your doctors to run a test.

 Penny : He was supposed to meet you the other day, but he kind of ended up in jail.

 Stan Lee : I see. And you thought you'd just come over to my house uninvited?

 Penny : Oh, no, no. I said I'm inviting you to come with me to Stan Lee's house.

 Stan Lee : Do you think you can just ring my doorbell anytime you want?

 Stan Lee : I mean, why don't you just come on in and watch the Lakers game with me?

 Sheldon : ...and gotten autographed comics, but I saw the inside of his house...

 Sheldon : ...and got an autographed application for a restraining order.

 Sheldon : Plus, I get to hang out with him again, at the hearing.

 Sheldon : ...hanging next to my restraining order from Leonard Nimoy.

 Ted voix off : But not as painful as what I had to endure later that night.

 Ted voix off : There's broadway, off-broadway, off-off-broadway,

 Sheldon : In case it comes up again, this right here is an imposition.

 Leonard : What was I supposed to do? He needed a place to sleep.

 Sheldon : You're soft. This world's gonna chew you up and spit you out.

 Duncan : She wants to open a reserve in Costa Rica for rescued birds of prey.

 Wilson : From my recollection, she used to talk about doing a lot.

 Penny : - How do I get the sword? - Have you been to the Temple of Mitra?

 Joey : If you hated the bracelet, you should have just said so.

 Leonard as Ride of the Valkyries begins : Oh, yeah, I'm feeling it. chuckles 

It's not gonna take those guys very long to figure out where we went.

 Gates : It says here you're a suspected foot soldier for the O'Reilly family.

 Colin Clark : I also like long walks on the beach. You guys had no right to bring me here.

 Esposito : A few minutes alone in there, I can get him to talk about it, too.

 Ryan : So there's no O'Reilly family feud. That's basically what he just said.

 Martha : - Why, you think the hair is a bit dated? - Not exactly what I was getting at.

 Martha : Have you looked in the mirror lately? I have two words for you,

 Esposito : The victim is Caleb Shimansky, an on-duty bike messenger.

Masked suspect in a black 4-door plows into him, killing him instantly.

 Esposito : The suspect steals the messenger bag, jumps in his ride and jets off.

 Castle : No, no, it's good, if you like the dull, non-best-seller version.

 Esposito : Several. Three of them got the suspect's license plate number.

 Castle : Aw, man. It's like having a cheat code. You've got multiple witnesses

 Castle : It's gonna take you all of, what, five minutes to solve it?

 Leonard : All right, well, after we talked about my issues with my mother...

 Leonard : So you'll go to the Doctor Who convention with me next week?

 Bernadette : Boy, when was the last time Stuart cleaned this place?

As Marshall ran with all his might and passed his friend Christine

 Ted : Those Corinthian columns were designed by Giuseppe Pegatto

 Castle : You don't write a dying message in blood just for kicks.

 Castle : Long Island Expressway? Literary Institute of Excellence?

 Lanie : but I did find some trace DNA. Are you writing this down?

 Leonard : Sheldon is gone, so the tree decorating rules are out the window.

 Raj : Yeah, if your mom could see her little Bar Mitzvah boy right now,

 Foreman : He's feeling one emotion while unknowingly expressing another one.

 House : No. I just made that up to see your reaction. Diagnostic test.

 House : Although it's not like she's the hottest woman in the world.

 House : So you'll be in charge, I'm just gonna pitch in a little.

 Foreman : FBI checked the service of process forms and his hotel room.

 House : Although I wasn't the one who made that asinine decision to...

 Thomas : It forces people to lie just so nice people can stay here.

 House : You should also know that I was not in Africa last year.

 Blythe : I've been reading the Princeton Police blotter ever since you moved here.

 Blythe : And I'm afraid I haven't been truthful with you either.

 Blythe : And I've wanted to tell you this for a very long time.

 Blythe : We got married two months after your father passed away.

 House : And is there another secret that you want to share with me?

 House : There's nothing you think might be relevant to my life?

 Barney : Yeah. The same thing happened last week at the museum.

Naomi, you gotta start this treatment right away. - What happens if I wait?

 Sean : Listen. You're depressed right now, and you're not thinking right, so...

 Wilson : This cancer moves quick. The median survival's two to four months.

 Vogler : As most of you know, Gregory House recently gave a speech about me.

 Vogler : A man is the sum of his actions. Here are a few of Dr. House's.

 Vogler : He brought a termite into the O.R. and spat on a surgeon.

 Vogler : He accepted a Corvette from a patient who was a known member of the New Jersey Mafia.

 Ramona : I know it's hard, but he's a gift to the whole world, and we can't be selfish.

 Wilson with An Incredulous Laugh : Right, the great Dr. House doesn't deserve to be happy.

 House : My happiness is being paid for with other people's lives.

 Wilson : She's worried. She's upset that you didn't show up tonight.

They thought that they could mess with us? They're trying to mess with us?

Oh, l'm sorry, l think-- l think that may have missed the table.

 Monica : It really is. It has this big yard that leads down to this stream.

 Joey : Is this because I come over here without knocking and eat your food?

Well, it is, all right? When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was : 

 Zhang : I am always too busy for everything that really matters.

 Zhang : That's why I need to do this. Not just for Henry, for me.

Uh, I told her that you left before you knew Hicks was off-limits.

 Beckett : Well, the best way to thank me is to help us solve the case.

 Ryan : who saw Henry loitering around a residential parking garage

 Phoebe : ...got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course.

 Monica : Wait a second. Why would Ross tell everyone in your class...

 Chandler : Would you get that, please? People have been calling to congratulate me all day.

Well, l guess l should've known. He just kept making me watch Moulin Rouge.

 Sheldon : Oh, and also, I am willing to forego the bathroom schedule.

 Sheldon : I'm willing to take our relationship to the next level.

 Ryan : If they were friends, why do you think that Dolan killed him?

 Sister Mary : They had a terrible fight outside the church two days ago.

 Sister Mary : the Father got a call and left in the middle of mass.

 Beckett : then his path is gonna lead straight to state prison.

Oh, yeah? Well, how come I can't get my VCR to stop blinking 12 : 00?

 Ross : "So we were watching you in there and you were sitting right here."

 Meredith : Mrs. Gibson had a preterm, premature rupture of her membranes at 28 weeks.

She's confined to bed rest for seven weeks and has a low-grade fever.

 Addison : I want to get your blood work before we make any further decisions.

 Mr. Gibson : - Dr. Pollack says you're the best. - It's my pleasure, Mr. Gibson.

I mean, you bear a striking resemblance to a young Catherine Deneuve.

 Addison : - I have to say, it's a first. - Been told I look like Halle Berry.

 Bailey : - ER needs a consult. - O'Malley, Grey, you go take that.

- Uh, do they really need both of us? - I guess you'll find out. Go.

 Addison : - Are you taking him to the nursery? - It's full and Tucker's out of town.

 House : Right. Either that or she's holding her breath like a four-year-old.

 House : Look, either you're faking or you've got a pleural effusion. That's a buildup

 House : of fluid around the lungs, which is very serious, and I'd have no choice but

 House : to stab you in the back with this needle and suck all the fluid out of you.

 Foreman : - That's not a pleural effusion. - The problem's in her heart.

I've had to relieve the pressure three times in the last two hours.

 Meredith : Unless you're going like that, you're not riding with me.

I mean, lily's cool, but this bird you'll never chain, you know?

 Ted voix off : The next few hours of our drive were classic road trip.

We really should have a code word so we all know which Beckett to kill

You marry the love of your life, the next thing you know they're cheating on you.

Anyway, two of the guys have rock-solid alibis for the time of Stacey's murder

Yeah. I found something pretty interesting at The Meritage Hotel.

But I guess you're right. Look, you haven't eaten anything all day.

 Will : But to me they just feel cold and have really sharp edges.

 Park : I guess convincing her to take a break was a good thing.

 Uniform : That's your target! That's my target! Shoot your target!

 House : Means either you thought it was a chance worth taking, making you a hypocrite,

 House : or you thought he'd fail, making you a cutthroat little pixie.

 House : This argument is distracting every male and lesbian here.

 House : In the sense that you've convinced me that you're both wrong.

 House : And since the positive divisors of 26, are 2 and 13, have them assist.

 Wilson : I wouldn't. Someone named 17 thinks there could be lysteria in the cream cheese.

 Wilson : Chase took a job at the Mayo Clinic in Arizona a week ago.

 Ted : You're actively trying to prevent me from realizing a lifelong dream.

 Dr. Knox : I just need to sew up the perforation on the bladder wall.

 Tucker : considering if it weren't for you, I'd be dead. Twice.

 Izzie : You are the last person on my list, so it's looking pretty good.

 Mr. Sterman : So, doctors have lives after all. Who'd have thunk?

Who? Have you seen a car in the last hour and a half? We should call Ross.

- He can get a car to pick us up. - No! I am not getting in a car with Ross!

 Rachel : - Think of something else. - Good. Joey and Chandler are back!

 Monica : - Then why are you smoking? - Well, it's very unsettling.

You know, I don't need them. I've got you guys now as friends, you and Susan.

 Sheldon : Don't forget the mail you took so you'd have an excuse to talk to her.

 Leonard exiting to hallway : Penny, the mailman did it again. He... Oh, sorry.

 Simpson : There is an inverse correlation between patient age and success rates.

This was his first hospitalization since breaking his leg at 23.

 House : So you're saying that old people aren't as worth saving as young people?

 House : Women live longer, so they should get preference, right?

What, you think you're gonna win me over by calling me a racist?

 House : Oh, I'm on pins and needles. I wonder how you'll decide.

 Rachel : Sorry, they were all out of apple pie. Someone just got the last piece.

 Chandler : Wait a minute. I claimed you in the name of France four years ago.

 Phoebe : I just met this producer of this teeny record company...

 Phoebe : ...who said that I have a very fresh, offbeat sound...

 House : When you're done wasting your time, meet me down in the morgue.

 Cameron : We're going to snake a catheter into your femoral artery

 Foreman : I grew up with cops like you. One part bully, nine parts hypocrite.

 Cameron : - The man is sick and scared. - The man's a crooked cop.

 Cameron : Maybe you should take yourself off the case, Foreman.

 House : - What did the angio tell us? - What are you looking for?

 Sheldon : It serves the ancient imperative of protecting oneself against marauders.

 Sheldon : Yes. If you use my toothbrush, I'll jump out that window.

 Leonard : FYI, his toothbrush is the red one in the Plexiglas case under the UV light.

 Leonard : ...which featured a mattress suspended on interlocking ropes, which occasionally...

 Sheldon : ...I initially saw their interactions as confusing and unstructured.

 Sheldon : Well, it seems that the newcomer approaches the existing group...

- Aren't you afraid I'll embarrass you? - Yes, but I need a wingman.

 Sheldon : ...I'm much more suited to being the guy from the FAA analyzing wreckage.

 Martha : Listen, they're kind of getting busy in the living room...

 Martha : ...and I was wondering if I could hang out in here for a while.

 Foreman : I don't believe it. Chase was right, you're gonna kill someone.

 Cameron : Cushing's causes fatigue, breathing problems, fluctuating hearing...

 House : We'll keep that between us until we talk to your lawyer.

 Masters : Acid exposure burns, literally, it shouldn't be causing this.

 Masters : If it gets any higher, it could cause permanent brain damage.

 Masters : Problem's not boric acid. We found no traces of it on his skin.

 House closing The File And Throwing It On The Table : Autopsy report was negative for communicable disease.

 House closing The File And Throwing It On The Table : Cause of death was an overly stabbey girlfriend.

 Bernadette : Do you have any sense of what happened with your folks?

 Montgomery : Okay, but what I don't understand is how the hell you ended up

 Beckett : when we responded to a robbery in progress call at Racine's office.

 Castle : The call was made by a private citizen who wishes to remain anonymous.

 Montgomery : I may need a private citizen to help me write up this damn mess.

 The Cooking Teacher : Can anyone tell me the difference between hollandaise and bearnaise sauce?

 Monica : But a bearnaise has shallots, chervil, and most importantly, tarragon.

It must have been obvious, since it was the only thing left in your store.

 Katie : Listen, to be honest, home deliveries aren't really part of my job description.

 Raj : Well, the cleaning lady was there, but she doesn't like me.

 Bernadette : right outside your front door and open up the back,

 Bernadette : But then again, I don't know much about Doctor Who.

 Sheldon : Oh, you know what they say, "The best things in life are free."

 Sheldon : Next time I have a hankering to wash down a D-cell battery...

 Sheldon : ...with a jar of old pickle juice, I'll come a-knocking.

 Sheldon : Yeah, I hate wedding receptions. l wish the bride and groom...

 Castle : Probably didn't take him long to figure out why she came.

he must've followed her to the mine and seen what she discovered.

 Sheriff : Grady made specific Internet searches on foxglove poisoning.

 Sheriff : Detective, I'm in your debt. Y'all take care of yourselves.

And we're probably the reason that they fell in love in the first place.

 Gates : I've been listening to your bellyaching for the last few days,

 Gates : and I have to ask, what the hell is wrong with you two?

Maybe because you're all hanging around here at 11 : 30 on a Wednesday.

 Castle : I will resist the temptation to weasel in on your investigation.

 Castle : Rising young telenovela star struck down at her apartment?

 Castle : Why do you get all the cases rife with mystery and intrigue?

 Beckett : Oh, come on, cheer up, Castle. You got a client of your own.

 Francisco Herrara : Anahita was an amazing person. And a gifted actor.

 Francisco : She was a rising star. We just came off our promotional tour.

Barcelona, Dubai, Miami. She already had fans all over the world.

 Lennart : -What the hell are you still doing here? -l think you know!

 Lennart : -Oh, you sick bastard! -l am what you made me! Know what?

Yes. Plus which, you've got this, l don't know, this squirmy quality...

 Wilson : - And if you need condoms, I've got some. - Did your wife give them to you?

 Wilson : And if you were a surgeon, that would actually matter.

 Wilson : That's a good idea. Settle your nerves. Get me a beer too.

 House : Yeah. It's changed a lot since the last time I was here.

 Raj : You didn't think I was gonna be in your kitchen this morning,

 The Flash : But if you ever want to feel like you have superpowers,

 Esposito : So while you and Castle were busy getting lap dances,

 Beckett : And why did witnesses see your Mustang at the crime scene?

 Beckett : stuffed in the trunk of your car with Eric's blood on it?

 Beckett : Look, Christopher, I don't think you just woke up one morning

 Man : I was brought up on a variety of military bases around the world.

 Man : As a result, I've often felt like an outsider, never really fitting in...

As the middle child, your addiction is rooted in your unmet need for attention.

 Sheldon : For your information, this is all based on solid research.

 Sheldon : He's a research assistant in the particle-physics lab...

 Toby : You can guess which one my bourgeois parents pushed me towards.

 Passenger #1 : - Oh my God. This plane doesn't even have a phalange!

 Castle : Maybe Erika was some kind of online Erin Brockovich, you know.

 Castle : A crusader for good, delving into the seedy underbelly of the legal system,

 Beckett : Castle and I will hit the law firm and see if there's any connection.

 Beckett : and we believe it might have to do with whatever it was

 Tech : Security software and firewall protection don't indicate any incursion.

Yeah, but if the hacker is good, your software may not pick it up.

 Tech : But according to the usage logs, no one was signed onto the system at that time.

for the past week and a half and you have no idea what she was doing?

 Penny : I'm helping him relax because, unlike you, he supports me.

 Penny : Okay, if you support me, what was with that phone call?

 Sheldon : and I think it's high time we put all our cards on the table.

 Alexis : What did Beckett tell you about taking phone photos at the crime scene?

 Castle cont'd : - See all the stuffed animals on the bed? - Mmm-hmm.

 Castle : If by "remember when" you mean Monkey-Bunkey, who has been washed

 Castle : Oh, then you won't mind, next time I see him, if I throw him out.

 Alexis : So you think the bunny has something to do with the case.

 Castle : Well, I'll let you know when I go down the rabbit hole.

 Castle : she had a stuffed monkey that she could not live without.

I bought her another one, but she knew it was not Monkey-Bunkey.

 Castle : there's two more pictures of her clutching this bunny out there.

 Beckett : You think whoever took Angela knew her well enough to take the bunny, too?

 Castle : Only not all babysitters are teenagers. Sometimes they're people close to us.

 Ted : When you date someone, it's like you're taking one long course

 Sheldon : Using Kolinar to suppress my anger at that last comment.

Damn right. He tried to sell my frigging property like it was his.

 Billy Grimm : Showed up here, claiming to be a real estate agent.

 Bert Kramer : He had this rap about all these properties he's sold.

 Bert Kramer : Well, he wanted to bring a caravan of clients through,

 Bert Kramer : and he insisted it be on a Sunday, so, I gave him the lockbox codes.

 Bert Kramer : I got people showing up saying they got the Mandalay deal,

 Beckett : Well, we have reason to believe that Mandalay was working with a partner.

 Bert Kramer : And when the tents folded up, it was radio silence.

 Bert Kramer : and sure enough, this Mandalay guy brought caravans to their properties.

 Beckett : I don't understand why Derek was still working as a stripper

 Beckett : if he was involved in a scam that was raking in that much money.

 Penny : If he's touching it with his god magic, then does that mean I could lift it?

 Sheldon : I could never live in a city whose streets are laid out...

 Sheldon : ...where my basal ganglia are occupied with a routine task...

 Sheldon : ...freeing my prefrontal cortex to work quietly in the background.

 Beckett : once they find out you were talking with us about steroids?

 Beckett : I think that it would be in your best interest to help us.

 Castle : why would an overbearing father of a steroid-using swimmer call you?

 Dr. Rex Calabro : he might have asked how long a certain banned drug

 Dr. Rex Calabro : is if he's injured and temporarily withdraws from the sport.

 Esposito : I'll get a warrant. Check Colabro's office for steroids.

 Esposito : Brian quit the swim team, said he injured his shoulder.

 Not Rathborne : What the hell's wrong with you? - It's a phone.

... I can't conduct personal experiments, if you know what I mean.

 Leonard : If you weren't happy with my presentation, then maybe you should've given it with me.

As I've explained repeatedly, unlike you, I don't need validation from lesser minds.

 Sheldon : Oh, please. I admit, that spherical-chicken joke was hilarious.

 Leonard : Maybe I didn't go to college when I was 11, like you.

 Leonard : But you are not the only person who is smarter than everyone else in this room.

 Leonard : And I am clearly not the only person who is tormented by insecurity...

 Leonard : My name is Dr. Leonard Hofstadter. I could never please my parents...

 Peterson : They blasted a hole straight through the bottom of the vault

 Peterson : and opened the ceiling on an abandoned subway station below.

Really? I got an assortment of body par ts that tells me they did.

You were gonna go in a rocket designed in the 1960s by the Russians.

"Ooh, check out this Blu-ray player. It must be good, it was buiIt in Russia"?

 Raj : When you come back to Earth in a Soyuz capsule, you free-fall from space...

 Raj : ...at 500 miles per hour, and the only thing that slows you down...

...is a parachute that pops out before you crash into the ground.

 Raj : ...where the guy never goes to space and brags about it in a tuxedo store.

 Howard : Make all the jokes you want, but there's only one of us brave enough...

 Beckett : Castle and I will go to his place of work and see what they know there.

 Esposito : Maria, did your cousin say anything about having a girlfriend?

 Maria : not like those privileged, silver-spoon types he worked with.

 Maria : He was a scholarship kid, so everything he got was through hard work.

You know, a prep school buddy of mine came to work here out of college.

 Castle : He made a quarter of a billion dollars before he was 30,

 Wilson : You want my blessing, and, implicitly, House's blessing.

 Wilson : Yeah, he's okay. I'm not a big fan of his coughing, though.

 Ashley : Do you think this cold sore thing could've caused this?

 Wilson : Don't you guys have a dying Mexican crooner to attend to?

You'd think one or more of your ex-wives would have mentioned that to me.

Hello, and thank you from saving me from being righteous to death.

 House : you wouldn't have woken me up in the middle of the night.

 Kutner : probably caused by ethanol in the cleansers or the penicillin.

 Howard : I mean, how do you... prepare for something like this?

We've identified the cell phone of the person that set up that fake photo.

 Beckett : And we believe the same person killed Claire Samuels.

 Castle : But the person who bought this phone made one crucial mistake.

 Marilyn : It was Zach who was ruining your life. I was saving you.

 Mandy : Wait a minute. Wait, you did this to break me up with Zach?

 Marilyn : Your tour, your career, he was gonna cost you millions.

He was hanging out with me and said, "You're half Scottish, right?"

 Amy : that part of his life and moved on to bigger and better things.

 Wil : when I thought I would never get out of Wesley Crusher's shadow.

 Wil : But now, it's just one small part of a pretty great life,

 House : I can see why they asked you to speak at the cancer dinner.

You're throwin' your curveball like you're... you're throwin' a curveball.

 House : Spoke Spanish. Told them I was the new shortstop from the Dominican.

 House : Around your fingernails, that swelling, it's called clubbing.

 House : Hippocrates noticed that a lot of his friends who also had that...

 Beckett : I know where you live. I know you don't have a record.

 Beckett : And as soon as my team finishes searching your place,

 Beckett : Eventually I'll find out. But why don't you just tell me.

Hey. No luck with those witness statements. You guys catch a break?

PFO would have been discovered on her pre-South Pole physical exam.

 Kutner : Atherosclerosis. Fatty plaque builds up on the arterial walls.

 Kutner : Pieces break off, block blood flow. Explains everything.

 House : Between the x-ray and the exam, I've seen her entire...

 Beckett : Okay, does anyone have anything pertinent to our case?

 Esposito : that he picked up Jack on the corner of 38th and 9th.

 Esposito : Oh, and phone records too. Maybe that'll shed some light on things.

 Ryan : I think I can shed some light on why Jack didn't wanna do the show here.

 Ryan : Turns out that our vic actually used to live right near the McClaren house.

 Esposito : I can't believe you let him go chasing ghosts with Castle.

 Esposito : 'Cause I just spoke to CSU. They found fingerprints at the scene.

 House : If you'd stayed up another 10 minutes, you could have saved 40 lives.

 House : Why don't you go wrack yourself with guilt in your own room?

 Sebastian : No, thanks. I'll stay. I'd like to hear the differential.

 House : Dr. Cameron, tell the doctor why it's not a good idea for the patient to be here.

 House : That'll be very useful if we need somebody to say the words,

 Sebastian : It's the only thing I've found that works in the Sahara.

 House : That is exactly why the patient shouldn't be in the room.

 House : If you can't tell a man that his cologne makes you want to puke,

 Sebastian : Well, if you haven't seen 10,000 cases, I agree that's what you'd think.

 House : - You said you wanted a second opinion. - No, actually,

 House : Yeah, doesn't look good if you drop dead while wearing your shoe sponsor's logo.

 Sebastian : It's TB and I'm not dying. I'm gonna want you to plant a PPD

 Sebastian : and I think we should probably take a CT scan of my lungs

 Monica : -That's what happens when you meddle. -Phoebe's gonna say yes? That's great.

 Monica : No matter how much we meddle, we'll never be able to unmeddle...

 Beckett : Castle and I will look into Erin Wilson and dig deeper.

And we'll also see if we can identify any associates that Jared might have had.

 Jared : Getting her in prison didn't seem to take any time at all.

 Cuddy : But high school wasn't all that different when I was your age.

 Cuddy : Teenagers can be incredibly mean. I know what you're going through.

 Natalie : But it wasn't. It was for this website making fun of me,

 Mrs. Soellner : and it's like this secretive little stranger moved into her room.

 Mrs. Soellner : I tried to talk to her about what she's going through, but...

 Ross : Chandler, you don't have a sister, so you can't understand...

 Joey : Maybe she used them with another boyfriend. Maybe Richard.

 Chandler : Why would she use them with Richard and not me? I can be kinky.

 Phoebe : Oh, he's playing organ for a children's roller-skating party.

 Woman 1 : You hear the clicking of stilettos coming towards you, James?

 Marilyn Kane : and already she was one of our most popular goddesses.

 Marilyn : No, no. She took last night off, said she had something to take care of.

 Beckett : Laura told her sister that she was in trouble at work,

 Marilyn : She did seem distracted the past few days, but that's about all.

 Castle : did you notice any conflicts with her and her colleagues?

Well, she kept to herself, but she got along well with the other girls.

 Beckett : She's a professor with a promising career ahead of her

 Beckett : and then all of a sudden, she decides to become a phone sex operator.

 Prof Crawley : I can identify every insect and arachnid on the planet.

Not that that's gonna keep me from having to move in with my daughter...

 Prof Crawley : ...in Oxnard. And we're not talking Oxnard at the beach. No.

 Prof Crawley : Young man, I've been studying insects since I was 8 years old.

 Sheldon : Cruel as that may be, that is not in itself a credential.

 Sheldon : Oh. By the way, I was watching you sleep for a moment.

I noticed your snoring seems to be worse when you're on your back.

 Employment Office Assistant : So, Mr. Cooper, you're looking for a job.

 Sheldon : ...the lowest classes of the human race have spent their lives laboring...

 Sheldon : Until finally they dropped down and became one with the dust...

 Phoebe : Any more from the good batch? We could work off those.

 Dr Lorvis : would you like to see Tobey Maguire's prostate sonogram?

Well, you don't think you gained special access to the CIA back then

 Marshall : It's gonna be positive. Eriksen man are hella fertile.

 Marshall : When Uncle Morris was 16, he got his girlfriend pregnant

 Marshall : just by holding her hand too tight in the backseat of a car.

 Phoebe : May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands?

Miss Falangie, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at this table?

 Joey's Hand Twin : If you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give it to you!

 Beckett voiceover : All you have to do is keep her out of her room.

 Beckett voiceover : And take her to the restaurant at the hotel.

 Beckett voiceover : And while you keep her occupied, we get into her room.

 Beckett voiceover : The important thing is to keep her out of her hotel room so we can search it.

 Serena : Well, I'm a woman who believes in going after what she wants.

If you'd stop talking, the re-enactment could stimulate activity in my hippocampus

 Alice : You finish this exam quickly, and I'll answer one question.

So, did you change your mind at the last second or just a lousy shot?

He called us back to work because a lady might have had a seizure.

 Foreman : So send her for a psych eval. What's that got to do with us?

 Raj : And when he got food poisoning at the Rose Bowl parade...

 Raj : ...he begged a deity he doesn't believe in to end his life quickly.

 Sheldon : No, I took my dad's desk chair, attached a Speak & Spell to it...

 Sheldon : ...and made my sister push me up and down the block to trick-or-treat.

 Sheldon : Granted, most people thought I was R2-D2, but still, I got a lot of candy.

 Howard : You don't seem to be understanding the English word "no."

Yeah. So likely that Cuddy's gonna think of that all on her own.

 House : She's got the kid's whole body to play with. Let her do that test.

 Foreman : It has to be growing from something that's already there.

 House : Well, there are more documented cases of Histio amongst older people

 Foreman : If we have to repeat this test because you didn't cut us enough...

 House : Yeah, the hand of God reached into this kid's pants, made him have sex

so he could scratch a rash and stick his fingers in some woman's face,

 Wilson : It is possible to believe in something and still fail to live up to it.

 Leonard : Doesn't matter. Half the time, he just ends up playing with the box.

 Sheldon : Yeah, it's journals and research papers I wrote as a child.

 Sheldon : And forgive my crude penmanship. I didn't start typing until I was 6.

 Sheldon : ...where I kept track of shape, color and consistency.

 House : I put the bisexual chick on that, but if you'd like to sit in,

 House : Okay, it's there, you can't avoid it, but the idea is to hold your nose,

 House : and get on to Manhattan as quickly as possible, not to buy property.

 Chase : Separating the placenta from the wall of the large intestine.

 Chase : we need to force some platelets out so her blood clots.

 Beckett : I think that he knows where Madsen is, and that Madsen is still working for him.

 Castle : The testimonials claim that they have programs that help people

 Castle : quit smoking, quit drinking, uh, take charge of their lives.

 Castle : So, all three of our confessors have had problems in their lives.

 Beckett : Castle, you can't just do that by wiping out calendars. You'd have to...

 Castle : Think about it. The fogginess, the confusion over the last two weeks.

 Ryan : a glorified self-help group can erase people's memories.

 Holloway : I found unusual levels of a Propranolol derivative in her system.

 Holloway : In high doses, it's been found to alter memories, even eliminate them.

 Mrs. Walker : The pressure stockings help relieve clots and bedsores?

 Ross : I promised my son, and I really don't want to disappoint him.

 Eric Foreman : That's what caused her heart to beat too fast for too long.

 Eric Foreman : Didn't matter if they shocked her or froze her or...

 Eric Foreman : Her heart was dead once it stopped in that ambulance.

 Eric Foreman : All of her organs are damaged. She can't qualify.

 Greg House : There's nothing we can do. Nothing we could have done.

 Lisa Cuddy : Could probably survive a few more hours on bypass.

 Lisa Cuddy : You are waking her up so that you can both say goodbye to each other.

It'll make a hell of a conversation piece at our next cocktail party.

 Raj : -I don't put pepper on salads. -I've heard enough. Sit over there.

 Sheldon : That's what Typhoid Mary said. Clearly, her friends buckled.

 Sheldon : Per our roommate agreement, this is your 24-hour notice...

 Leonard : When you say non-related female, you still mean human, right?

Pets are banned by the agreement, with the exception of service animals...

 Esposito : So you think that one of the animal rights activists killed him.

 Castle : Sure. One of them had enough with the fake blood, decided,

 Lisa : But apparently, we weren't doing it fast enough for these protestors.

 Daphne : Mr. Wilder wanted to do the right thing. He really did.

 Lisa : They got everything they wanted, but they killed him anyway.

Well, to be fair, Miss Jenkins, we don't know that definitively.

 Lisa : It got so bad, we actually hired a private security firm for a while

 Sheldon : I know. They probably shouldn't sell those to children.

 Robert Chase : Yeah, I should have had twin rabbis call. Can I go?

 Greg House : So, instead of a few days, we now have a few hours to figure this out.

 Greg House : Saying, "Nice work, Chase" when you're not here is pointless.

 Thirteen : We should X-ray for malformations of the rib that could cause arterial twisting.

 Chris Taub : She made a commitment to a new life with her husband,

 Chris Taub : and she wants one meaningful experience in that life.

 Lawrence Kutner : Taub just met her and he's already so in love he's ready to let her die

 Lawrence Kutner : and take her back to the home planet for a burial in the lava sea of Tormiad.

 Chris Taub : She's connecting with all the years she's not going to have.

A better way of connecting to those years is to actually have them.

 House : In extremely rare cases, everything goes haywire. It's called T.T.P.

Blood starts clotting like crazy and clogs the vessels in your brain and kidneys.

 House : Red blood cells end up getting shredded as they squeeze past the clot,

 House : Maybe someone sneaks in a couple of beers. You start playing spin the bottle.

 House : Next thing you know you're waking up with nothing on but your socks.

As the person in this room that's seen everything under the sheet,

Looks like a temporary hair dye that hasn't completely washed out yet.

 Lanie : this is the more important hair that I found on your vic's clothing.

 Beckett : This could have come from one of the women at the bachelorette party.

 Lanie : Came back positive for testosterone and anabolic steroids.

 Lloyd Saunders : Listen, Stu, you want my guys oiled up in Euro booty shorts

 Lloyd Saunders : you're gonna need to meet me halfway here, buddy.

 Lloyd Saunders : Hey, be my guest. Shop around. It's a fair rate.

 Rachel : I don't know how this fits into your whole "seizing" thing...

 Rachel : Something about having second thoughts about the wedding...

We're on our honeymoon, so can you do your little thing and bump us to first class?

I'm sorry, all the first-class seats are taken. That couple got the last two.

See? If we'd gone around them like I said, she'd have given us those tickets! Damn it!

I still can't believe they took away my key. I mean, you trust me with yours.

 Mr. Treeger : -You said there was a gas leak. -Why not use your key?

By the time I found it on this thing, the whole place might have exploded.

 Fbi Tech Guy : This says that the call originated from a cell tower in Paris, France.

You took your kids to Chuck E. Cheese, and you didn't even kiss her.

All I'm gonna say is, finally, it's nice to be in a mature relationship.

Trash piling up for composting is attracting every rat in the neighborhood.

She says she doesn't have any secrets, I'm taking her at her word.

 Stuart : right out of the mouth of the schnauzer from down the hall.

 Stuart : Now every time I put the stuff down, she picks it back up.

 House : Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you.

 Matilda : and tell me when he confessed to you that he stole Ella's design?

 Matilda : And he also said it was your idea to change my calendar.

 Matilda : It proves that you tried to kill two birds with one stone.

You changed my calendar in order to discredit Ella and undermine me.

 Julian : and get hired at any magazine I want by the end of the day.

 Beckett : You won't be applying for a new job anytime soon, Julian.

 Beckett : Except we searched the dumpsters around your apartment

 Leslie : Me too. You're sure you're okay postponing intercourse...

 Leslie : ...until our relationship is past the initial viability test?

 Sheldon : No problem. I'm very skilled at postponing intercourse.

 Leonard : I guess I'll call you and we'll arrange another evening.

 Leslie : I believe protocol dictates that you wait a minimum of 18 hours...

 Leslie : ...before you call so I'm not repulsed by your cloying eagerness.

 Penny voice off, ascending the stairs : It was an experiment designed by this guy named SchrÃ¶dinger.

 Eric appearing round corner with Penny : From the Charlie Brown cartoons?

 Penny : ...I have to walk up and down three flights of stairs every day?

 Leonard : So I did something stupid. I'm sure you did stupid things.

 Penny : Excuse me, I was in high school. Studying, keeping my nose clean...

 Leonard : I did agree to the thermostat setting and I shouldn't have tried to change it.

SHELDON : Don't make me turn that flag upside down because you know I'll do it.

 Burke : I promise you to lay my heart in the palm of your hands.

 Joey : Look at me, I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes?

I tell you, it's hot with all this on. I'd better not do any lunges.

 Thirteen : You broke up with him and you had to go through all of that alone.

 Thirteen : Maybe that's the real reason you're doing this piece,

 Taub : Sorry I ducked your calls. I keep making the same mistakes,

Confirm with an eye exam and start treatment with heparin for the clot.

 Thomas : Put the chair down. You'll end up hurting the poor wee thing.

 Thomas : I'm Thomas and this beautiful creature here is Blythe.

 Thomas : He's put them back again and they're twice as nice as they used to be.

 Thomas : have a nice cool drink and talk all about it? Would you like that?

 Blythe : He's had some experience with things like this back in the day.

 Monica : We're workin', we're movin' We're in the zone, we're groovin'

Nothing. Except tell you it's wonderful how much energy you have.

 Chandler : Especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work.

 Chandler : You can't tell your parents you were fired, because they'd be disappointed.

 Chandler : It's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on.

Because you don't have to. You could just take a nap right here.

 Leonard : Well, seeing as your project is to sabotage my project, yes.

The best thing about a monogamous, mutually supportive relationship...

 Leonard : ...you can have a spirited debate, yet still care for, even make love--

 Attorney : That's nice, but I think ours might be a bit more thorough.

The good news is, I was halfway there and nothing could stop me.

 Foreman : I thought you didn't believe there was anything wrong with his throat.

 House : I never said I didn't believe it. I just said I had good reason to doubt it.

or do anything else that could have exposed him to heavy metals.

 Cameron : He and his wife worked a wedding at Cabo San Lucas last month.

 Cameron : A lot of pottery in Mexico is contaminated with lead-based paint.

Your house burned down, your wife's dead. Business was sold off.

 House : The only thing you have left is down the hall, heading for a liver biopsy.

 Gabe : Used to be this little hole in the wall run by a guy named Giancarlo.

 Wilson : Aside from the fact he just woke up from a vegetative state,

 Joey : So happy for you guys. Although, you know, I hope you like fungus.

 Monica : No, it's not. We had an inspection and they didn't find anything.

 Joey : Okay. Then I guess I have dry eyes and a scratchy throat for no reason.

Maybe it's because you hung your head out the window like a dog...

 Chandler : When your head was hanging out the window, it didn't hit a mailbox, did it?

Look, I just think you guys can do better than this house, you know?

 Monica : We know you're having a hard time with this, but we...

 Monica : - We love it here. - Fine! If you love this house so much...

 Joey : -So are you excited about your scene? -Yeah, but l'm a little nervous.

Relax. Don't be. They'll probably just make you stand in the background.

Take this tray, stand on this yellow mark. You're gonna move on ''action.''

Walk over to the operating table, stop on the blue mark and put the tray down.

Don't worry about it, Pheebs. lt usually takes me three takes too.

 Ryan : Acosta's partner could have brought us closer to LokSat.

 Vikram : Ah, you are having a pity party. That's okay. I'll leave.

 Vikram : I dug back into the articles of incorporation from '99.

 Rachel : Remember how we were too drunk to remember anything when we were married?

I didn't really wanna say anything, but it just kept coming back to me.

We were in the casino and you thought it'd be funny to eat a lot of grapes.

 Pamela : You know that dream where you show up in high school naked?

 Meredith : Videotapes of himself, telling people how much he hated them,

 Joey : -Maybe you and I should do something. -All in good time, my love. All in good time.

 Phoebe : Shoot! I left my guitar in their apartment. Well, you can let me in later, right?

 Phoebe : -What? They took mine to give to you. -Why would they take away our keys?

 Joey : They let me keep my key the last time they were out of town.

 Phoebe : The time you broke the ketchup bottle and cleaned it with Monica's guest towels?

-What will I do? I really need my guitar. -I have stuff in there too.

 Phoebe : -What stuff? -Monica's chicken parm. I'll take care of it.

 Joey : Listen, I need to get into Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's an emergency!

 Richard shakes his head : - Well, have a good day. - Thanks. You, too.

He's the happiest dog ever. I borrowed him from my friend Wendy.

 Martha : her hair's too straight, too curly. Her ears stick out, her...

 Martha : And you know, nothing you can say will change how we feel.

 Martha : the right clothes, the right shoes, the right makeup just...

 Castle : all she needed to feel beautiful was a pink tutu and a plastic tiara.

 Martha : We spend our whole lives trying to feel that way again.

 Ryan : Staff just went through all the files. No other red flags.

 Esposito : The guy's a boy scout. Hell, he didn't even have any porn on his computer.

 Marshall : I had already worked 30 hours, but I didn't want to miss it.

 Marshall : I closed my eyes for a second at the red light. A second.

 Meredith : - We're going to need a moment. - I'm backed up here with five patients.

 Beckett : So, it's not law enforcement or a three letter agency.

 Beckett : They're looking up the serial number to see what store it was shipped to.

 Beckett : And hopefully from there, we should find out who bought it.

 Beckett : These are photos of all of Carver's clients with a history of violence.

 Castle : Can you tell me why my daughter wants one of these so badly?

"just remember how much you hate hearing me tell you 'I told you so."'

 Sheldon : But if I'm a professor, then I'll have to teach a class.

 Sheldon : So your solution is to promote me and pay me more money

 Izzie : The lights work and everything. It's the perfect little home.

 Izzie : But the thing is, it didn't feel wrong at the time. It felt like...

 Izzie : God got a virgin pregnant by magic. God is not playing by the rules.

 Cristina : The infection is in the bone. If we don't remove the foot,

it will travel to your blood, and that will cause sepsis and possible death.

 Burke : Well, this was a very productive first session, Mr. Castle,

 Burke : But I want you to think about the underlying meaning of the dream.

 Castle : there's no doubt in my mind. They are actual memories.

 Javier Esposito : So, you were in jungle combat with Chuck Norris?

 Kevin Ryan : the movie he did about rescuing POWs from Vietnam?

 Castle : The military skull tattoo I told you about. That could help ID him, right?

 Bernadette : Great. I can finally show you where the laundry room is.

 Stuart : when you asked me to move in and help take care of your mom,

 Bernadette : but you should know that Sheldon said he's ready to be physical.

 Chandler : Tell you what. When we're 40, if neither of us are married...

 Castle : Yeah. Not to mention the betrayal, the lust, the bed-hopping.

 Castle : to know that doctors are notorious for sleeping with each other.

 Beckett : Four out of five doctors prefer sleeping with someone

 Castle : - Don't tell me he's a gynecologist. - He's a cardiac surgeon.

 Beckett : In fact, he did an emergency bypass on someone this morning.

 Priya : but I just wasn't sure if seeing you was such a good idea.

 Beckett : Two metal canisters with biohazard stickers and yellow powder inside of it.

 Castle : All right... Will someone please tell me what's really going on here?

 Ryan : We're gonna check nearby trash cans for the murder weapon.

 Perlmutter : Missing Persons didn't have anyone matching her description.

 Perlmutter : Your boys didn't happen to find her purse by any chance?

 Castle : Two days and no one steps forward to say she's missing.

 Perlmutter : but they're still common in the former Soviet Bloc.

 Perlmutter : We found this scrunched in the bottom of her pants pocket.

 Beckett : - Candy wrapper. - It's got some kind of writing on it.

 Castle : They're accent marks used to represent sounds that are alien to Latin.

 Castle : I almost ordered a Russian bride once. You know, a Czech mate?

 Beckett : There can't be too many shops in the area that sell this stuff.

 Chandler : I gotta get to work. I got a big dinosaur bone to inspect.

 Chandler : That's a little more relaxed than you want them to get.

 Beckett : Castle, you can't just call and arrange a date with a prostitute.

 Castle : I'm just a lonely upscale gentleman looking for a date. Bet I find her first.

 Delivery Guy : - Where do you want it, boss? - Straight through there.

 Castle : - You are gonna love this. - No, I'm pretty sure I won't.

 Castle : Perfect. Lift with your knees, man. Stay here for one second, would you?

 Castle : Because you guys have been so wonderfully hospitable to me,

 Castle : And because your coffee is basically crap, I got you an espresso machine!

 Alexis Castle : If Creason didn't do it, then how does the rug fit in?

 Castle : Killer probably heard about the feud between the two of them

 Alexis : So, by trying to look smart, they were actually being stupid.

 Alexis : Speaking of the human condition, how's it going with Detective Beckett?

 House : Tell me something. I've been trying to figure this out.

 House : It's not as visually dramatic as slitting your wrists with a homemade shiv,

 Clarence : It was like, they tell me when to eat, when to sleep,

 Joey : Look, I have an audition tomorrow, and I can't go if I break my leg.

Well, I'm not jumping. I have a son. He won't have a father if I die.

Thank you. My boss keeps slapping my butt and acting like it's no big deal.

 Chandler : ...who has a problem with his boss slapping his bottom.

 Cuddy : When I was getting a baby, you told me I'd suck as a mother.

 Sheldon drops tray. A nearby table claps : Is that really necessary?

 Sheldon drops tray. A nearby table claps : The interference pattern in the fracture.

 Sheldon drops tray. A nearby table claps : The motion of the wave through the structure.

 Sheldon drops tray. A nearby table claps : I've been looking at it all wrong.

 Sheldon drops tray. A nearby table claps : I can't consider the electrons as particles.

 Sheldon drops tray. A nearby table claps : They move through the graphene as a wave.

 Sheldon drops tray. A nearby table claps : The moment to applaud would be now.

 Penny : Sheldon. Where are you going? Aren't you gonna clean this?

 Stuart : One of which would've ended in sex had she not said no.

Take the law by the tail and get a bite at the settlement you deserve.

 Beckett : and plenty of opportunistic bottom-feeders like Richie

 Annie Klein : Sorry for the wait, folks. I'm sure Pitbull will be here any minute.

 Annie : Before he'd leave the office, he'd look out the window.

 Annie : And yesterday morning, he called to say that he wasn't coming in at all.

 Annie : He never missed a day in the three years I worked for him.

 Benny : Well, if I've answered all your queries to your satisfaction, am I free to go?

 Beckett : you were arrested in the diamond lounge of a strip club

 Benny : I went up there on account of she never returned the key.

I wish I had known that before I posted all those pictures on Facebook.

 Mr. Rostenkowski : All right. Let's hit the road. I wouldn't mind shooting some ducks in the morning.

 Mr. Rostenkowski : You can't eat them afterwards but it's fun watching them blow up.

 Howard : Sir, I'm flattered that you invited me and I really want you to like me...

 Howard : And I can't return these things if there's chunks of duck all over them.

 Mr. Rostenkowski : I tried to back out too. My wife said I had to go.

 Howard : Really? Your wife makes you do stuff? You're a big, scary cop.

 Mr. Rostenkowski : You're an astronaut and your wife makes you do things...

 Beckett : He is not your father. He made that choice a long time ago.

 Beckett : This man is my suspect. Now, you know what I have to do, right?

 Beckett : No. The only thing that you are getting is a ride to my precinct in handcuffs.

 Cross : You won't have anything and I'll have lost valuable time.

 Cross : But there's a hell of a lot more at stake here than murder.

 Cross : containing the identities of our deep-cover operatives.

 Cross : Ted was one of my best guys. I recruited him to help me find Gemini.

 Cross : If these files get out, the consequences will be very real.

 Cross : Then yesterday we had a breakthrough. Ted identified the buyer,

 Cross : and he signaled me to meet so he could tell me who it was, but...

 Beckett : It didn't, Father, but we can. We need to know their address.

 Sheldon : it looks like the last episode of Fun with Flags is at an end.

 Sheldon : I would run each and every one of you viewers up a flagpole

 Sheldon : is the first woman to co-host a flag or banner-related

 [The apartment -Barney/robin- They smoke a cigar and watch a catch game on tv]Together : No!

 Wilson : based on a single egg-white omelet, and I'd like to get it over with

 House : conveniently overlooks the grassy knoll you had for lunch today,

 Wilson : The Warren Commission found no evidence of a second lunch,

 Wilson : possibly because it was stolen from the doctors' lounge.

 Wilson : Kutner was a wake-up call that if I didn't eat healthier,

 House : Stuff you haven't eaten just proves you haven't eaten it.

 Beckett : They logged in a break-in at a branch of Manhattan Mutual

 Tom : He's one of the few guys on the island who could've taken a score like that.

 Tom : A couple of pros tunnel into the vault, drill open a safe deposit box,

 Beckett : And you think that Finch couldn't have pulled this off on his own?

 Tom : There's definitely another player floating around out there.

 Beckett : We've run a search for his phone records and financials,

 Beckett : so hopefully we'll find something that ties him to a partner.

 Castle : Or maybe the partner turned on Finch after the robbery,

 Beckett : Either way, we know that the robbery and the homicide are connected.

 Castle : That seems like an awful lot of trouble for one safe deposit box.

 Tom : The guys downstairs thought I was nuts when I hopped on this case,

 Esposito : Hmm. How about that? Beckett likes the weird ones, too.

 Sheldon : Oh, good, maybe he can build a nicer bridge to live under.

 Beckett : Castle, listen to me. I've already come to peace with this,

 Beckett : and that doesn't include Alexis losing her father, or Martha her son.

 Castle : Walk out the door while you're standing all the way over there by yourself?

why not set it by the door so they hit it as they came in? Unless...

 Beckett : Maybe Fosse was trying to leverage him for information.

 Castle : Okay, great. So, uh, what's near where you're standing?

 Beckett : Do you think Fosse wanted Diego to look something up?

 Castle : No, you can find practically anyone with the click of a mouse.

 Ryan : I went through the list of all the people involved in Fosse's trial.

 Ryan : The prosecution's main witness, and Fosse's girlfriend at the time.

 Castle : Okay. But how is this Diego Jiminez supposed to help find her?

 Rachel : Tell him I'd come to the phone, but my ankles are weighing me down.

 Sheldon : Bernadette, I found the extra head for the Water Pik...

 Mrs Wolowitz off : I just squirted haIf a brisket out of my teeth.

 Newscaster : But on the bright side, many post offices will be open extra late

 Beckett : Just keep watching. There's gotta be something else there.

 Esposito : who showed up at the strip club asking for Jeff Powers.

 Castle : Just catching a glimpse of his face is what started all this.

 Beckett : You said he was yelling at his men. In what language?

l'm pretty sure he spent most of the night just staring at me in horror.

l was basically saying even though you've never been in a serious relationship--

- Is George having a nervous breakdown? - Burke says he's got issues.

And you're afraid Burke will realize he makes a better girlfriend than you?

 Izzie : - He's just trying a new look. - You didn't call back. You avoiding me?

Denny, your congestive heart failure is getting worse despite the meds.

I want his ins and outs recorded and one of you monitoring him at all times.

 Sheldon as The Flash, runs to the Grand Canyon : how you frustrate me, Leonard Hofstadter!

It's much better than first grade, and definitely better than third.

-I'm excited for you and Ursula. -I feel very lucky. She's great.

 Wilson : and carrying around a book on dealing with terminal cancer.

 Park : The antibiotics will stop the infection from spreading further.

 Taub : And I'll spare you the lecture you'll get from the periodontist tomorrow

 Will : So, are you guys saying this is happening because, what, I didn't floss enough?

 Park : Probably didn't help, but diabetics are prone to this type of infection.

 Melissa : Half the time he doesn't even bother getting undressed before he goes to bed.

I can only imagine how many times you've skipped brushing your teeth

 Beckett : For God's sake, Castle. How much longer are you gonna keep doing this?

 Castle : With those elements? I can't think of a version that ends well.

 Castle : we've been gone long enough. They've started to look for us by now.

 Lanie : He had a degenerative hip condition and mild scoliosis,

 Lanie : And the last thing he had to eat was a pastrami sandwich.

 Wendy : - Robin, yours will be right out. - Of course, mine comes last.

 Ted : It's like an angel from heaven landed in the kitchen at MacLaren's,

 Ted : where the chef killed it and ran it through the meat grinder.

 Barney : I love this burger so much, I want to sew my ass shut.

And anything sent from previous doctors. Go back to neonatal if you have to.

 House : Tell Jesus that we need another 24 hours to normalize his sodium level.

 Castle : Where is Barry? Doesn't he usually do lockdown with Jack?

 Kevin Ryan : That's enough time to make it back to the house by 9 : 00

All right. I'm gonna start scrubbing this footage from inside the house.

All right. Hey, we're still on for dinner tomorrow night, right?

 Esposito : Well, just to let you know, Lanie's gonna be getting off a double shift,

 Ryan : I mean, isn't the whole point for Jenny and Lanie to get along?

 Finn : A fungus in my lungs? How would I even get something like that?

 Finn : You really lose your sense of humor when your job's on the line.

 Kutner : No trauma. Could be liver disease, vitamin K deficiency.

 Foreman : An intestinal infarct could be linked to the cardiac arrest.

 Alexis : Say hello to Theodore, Dad. I'm rat-sitting him for Ashley.

Did you know the average life span of a rat is two to three years?

the little plague-pusher is not very diligent about his exercise.

 Martha Rodgers : I don't know why, I think it's just those beady little eyes.

 Castle : Well, unless he's Ben, I'm sure he won't hold it against me.

 Castle : If anyone needs me, I'll be in the park with a dead body.

There are probably kids in the city who keep cockroaches as pets.

 Lanie Parish : Two BMX bikers rode over the body, then called it in.

 Castle : Maybe there were two shooters? He was caught in the crossfire?

 Bernadette : but I don't think dressing up like a Catholic schoolgirl

 Bernadette : Between Penny's gorilla movie and Howard's gorilla mother,

 Leonard : Thankfully, Penny and I have a relationship based on honesty.

 Penny : Hey, maybe the answer to your career question is in one of these.

 Sheldon : Penny, there's only one cookie with something in the middle

 Leonard : Okay, how about this? I'll do the talking, you stand behind me and try to look...

 Leonard : Okay, here it is. Penny's in kind of a financial jam...

...and the money you owe her would go a long way to solving her problems.

- And she sent you to get it from me? - No, she's too proud to ask for the money.

 Esposito : So why don't you lower that weapon and we can walk right out of here?

 Jared : Everybody, shut off your phones and get on the ground, now!

 Meredith : My dog. Well, Derek's dog. Do you know Dr. Shepherd?

 Meredith : It's our dog. We share the dog, which is... well, never mind.

 Callie : We have an actual human patient with a bullet lodged in his tibia

 Callie : who might walk with a limp for the rest of his life, or even lose his leg,

 Callie : that you share with your precious McDreamy? Yeah, I... I know about him.

He'll be up and walking around. My guy still needs his dobutamine drip.

This morning, Dr. Hahn's patient was 22 hundreds of a point ahead.

Dr. Hahn's patient was admitted into the transplant program before Mr. Duquette.

-Tell me a little about yourselves. -Actually, we should get going.

Is there anything more miraculous.. A picture of a dog! Whose is this?

 Parker : Well, at least you were lucky to have him. Bow-wow, old friend. Bow-wow.

 Chase : You weren't wearing heels when we were in that room, so...

 Winn : I started to take them off, and then you asked me very nicely not to.

 Winn : or apparently with you and any other women at that wedding.

 Winn : Wait. You know, you don't have to rush off. I still have those heels.

 Masters : We checked his adrenal, pituitary and thyroid glands,

 Foreman : We had to put him on a diltiazem drip to regulate his heart.

 House : Your campaign to soften him up so he'll go easier on the kids,

 House : all in a pointless attempt to validate your own upbringing.

 Sheldon : this experience with someone who's on the same journey.

We'd be together and I'd have a family instead of walking pneumonia,

 Mark : - and an ex-best friend who hates me. - You didn't want to raise a child.

 Addison : That last woman you slept with before I left New York, Charlene?

 Addison : Did you think that she was the only one I knew about?

 Addison : We wouldn't still be together. We weren't a great couple.

 Landlady : I just figured he was pretty much on his own, a Ioner.

but we should be able to track down his next of kin through the school.

 Beckett : - What did she look like? - She had long black hair, to her tush.

 Ryan : Vampire Mistress Vixen. Her coven is called the Den of Iniquity.

 Ryan : Yeah, a vampire coven is like joining a church or a club.

 Ryan : What? I used to go out with a girl who was into the lifestyle.

 James Wilson : Because I knew how you'd react and I knew you wouldn't pay me, anyway.

 James Wilson : Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Why are you doing this?

 James Wilson : Every time I agree with you, you find a new argument.

 James Wilson : Well, if you'd looked at me with those flashing eyes before I was involved...

You can become a D'har Master. Does that require further explanation?

 Lawrence Kutner : In college, I was really into science fiction.

 Lawrence Kutner : Not like the guys with the $600 prosthetic ears,

 Lawrence Kutner : That was embarrassing to the rest of us who just thought it was good, smart literature.

I went to one convention. By senior year, I was D'har Master in the Klingon Empire.

 Castle : Then the light, the light, and then the whole thing went...

and tell them not to let anyone on here before it's fixed. Are you okay?

 Castle : If something were to happen to me, I want you to watch out for Alexis.

 Howard : Building on what Sheldon said, I could go for Chinese.

 Sheldon : there's a new build-your-own pizza place on Colorado.

 Raj : Yeah, you're missing the point, Sheldon. You're out, and you're out.

 Phoebe : This is a tattoo of the Earth as seen from a great, great distance.

Your mother's in heaven going, "Where the hell's my lily, you wuss!"

 Sheldon : -I don't drink coffee. -All right, you can have a hot chocolate.

 Sheldon : As I will not be engaging in this nonsense, my choice of beverage is moot.

 Raj : ...I've hidden the dirty sock from the roof somewhere in your apartment.

"It's not a threat if I follow through and take down this plane."

 Beckett : see if you can find out who bought it and from where.

 Castle : before our texter makes good on his threat to take us down.

 Jay : You really think something around here could have made her sick?

 Jay : It's a stressful job, running's the way you deal with it.

 Beckett : So, um, what is this I hear about you asking Lanie out?

 Caleb Brown : My name is Caleb Brown. I'm from the Public Defender's Office.

 Judge Gloria Wollcott : As lovely as it is to see you in my courtroom, where's Mr. Novak?

 Brown : Your Honor, Mr. Novak's wife went into premature labor last night.

 Judge Wollcott : - Oh, no. - The baby's fine. As is the mother.

 Judge Wollcott : - And you're up to speed on the case? - Yes, Your Honor.

 Judge Wollcott : Then let's proceed, shall we? Bailiff, bring in the jury.

 Roger Masters : Sadie was kind, thoughtful. She was generous. I would know.

 Roger Masters : I was her cameraman back when she was still a news correspondent,

 Monica : Look at you with all the guys! l guess you've forgotten all about Joey.

l mean, one night you're at a rooftop party filled with soap stars...

Actually, l'm kind of happy to be leaving. l just broke up with someone.

Especially after working with a Nobel Prize winner like Albert Wintermeyer.

 Bernadette : So did you spend last night hearing about this silly parking-space fight too?

 Amy : For hours. Fortunately, I couldn't understand most of it...

 Bernadette : Howard was so angry, I had to mash up Benadryl in his ice cream...

 Amy : I guess this is what we get for being with two testosterone-fueled alpha males.

 Penny : I'm assuming these are some kind of horns they bought at Comic-Con?

 Bernadette : He shouldn't have to suffer just because Howard's a big deal now.

 Amy : I know. Sheldon should just let Howard have his little moment in the sun.

 Bernadette : You're right. And I'm sure Sheldon will get a fancy parking spot again...

 Bernadette : ...if and when he makes a worthwhile contribution to science.

 Wilson : Clear fluid from the lungs indicates that it's probably not cancer.

 Wilson : So it would be nice if we could come up with a new idea.

 Wilson : Maybe you didn't want to die, but you didn't care if you lived.

 House : If it's aggressive enough it might have gotten past the steroids.

Some of the stuff wasn't where you said it would be, but l made it work.

 Lanie : Two shots to the back. Both bullets exited the front of his body.

 Esposito : So did any stiffs come in with those kinds of wounds?

 Lanie : Blood coagulation says it was within the last two days.

and his Hytch app showed that he went to that surgical suite in Queens.

 Esposito : So what's the game plan to survive dinner with your parents?

 Lanie : I don't know. We barely survived five minutes with them.

 Foreman : Explains the pleural effusion, the heart arrhythmias.

 House : I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with the patient.

Why can't you be more like the other age-in appropriate girls who have a thing for me?

 Sheldon : Okay. Leonard, I know you're concerned about disappointing me...

 Leonard : Terrific. It's just that I don't think Penny wants me to go.

 Sheldon : Assuming that's a valid reason not to go, which it isn't...

 Leonard : But she said she was gonna miss me and she gave me this.

 Sheldon : Her missing you, is an emotional state you find desirable.

 House : No problem. Just give me the 100 bucks you owe me and I'm gone.

 Cuddy : Ah. Your assistant said you'd be in here. I talked to Bonnie.

 Wilson : Let's take this outside. Mr. Koplovitz just got to sleep.

It's got two bedrooms, got wonderful views. It's a really great place.

 Wilson : she's not supposed to be dealing with issues of life and death.

 Wilson : I'm actually kind of insulted. No way I'm a drug addict

 Wilson : but you completely buy that I fell in love with a prostitute?

 Monica : Oh, my goodness, they've all gotten so big. Which one is which again?

Oh, good, you know. Life is all right. Just taking it day by day.

Oh, no. He's just trying to pull my shoulder out of it's socket.

 Eric Foreman : I'm prepared to come back on a number of conditions.

 Eric Foreman : I want the raise you promised, plus five percent.

 Lisa Cuddy : The only administrator that will touch you is the one who hired "House, Classic. "

 Leonard : I mean, if he's not nice, it's gonna make it hard for me

 Castle : Dreamworld is the code name of a special ops ghost base

And you think that that somehow relates to the theft of the toxin?

Sorry to interrupt. I'm Dr. Goldberg, here to check on Mr. Castle.

 Mccord : Well, we know whoever's behind this framed Jack Bronson for the break-in,

 Mccord : Exactly. Hendricks and his team are retracing all of Bronson's movements

 Mccord : It's a needle in a haystack, but maybe we'll get lucky.

 Mccord : Nothing that connects. Analysts are still working on it, though.

 Goldberg : Bronson was in the car for hours, so he got the mother lode.

Why are we on this case? 'Cause Wilson asked House to do him a favor.

 Chase : I think House just wants to prove she's sick so Foreman will be wrong.

Foreman's gonna be so embarrassed when he finds out she's got cancer.

I mean, if it's an uncle or a grandparent, you'd think he'd use it in his college application essay.

 Wilson : You really don't need to know everything about everybody.

 Wilson : You know, in some cultures, it's considered almost rude for one friend to spy on another.

Ofcourse, in Swedish, the word "friend" can also be translated as "limping twerp".

Even if I repeat every word, no one here likes me, they'd just call me a liar.

 Alex : Look, for what it's worth, I don't know how you're still on your feet.

 Alex : If I found out my mom might have cancer, I'd be under the bar right now.

 Esposito : Right. Just watch out if she wants to take you canoeing. Okay?

 Esposito : If the canoe goes straight it shows her that you can compromise,

 Esposito : work together, find a rhythm, move forward in the same direction.

 Castle : Would it kill you to let someone open the door for you once in a while?

 Beckett : That is so not true. Are you always like this in the mornings?

 Castle : You know, I'd argue with you, but then I'd have to let you win.

 Sheldon : ...because I got a headache from drinking the Icee too fast?

 Sheldon : How can you say that? The scientific opportunity of a lifetime presents itself...

 Leonard : ...to end this conversation and let me go back to sleep?

 Sheldon : Odd. President Seibert posed the exact same question.

 Sheldon : It wasn't. His wife set their dogs on me and rendered the question moot.

 House : If this isn't just ancient history, maybe it's something we can correct.

 Foreman : Contrast material entering into the fourth ventricle.

Listen, Penny's sick and she's not gonna be able to go to Switzerland...

 Leonard : ...so if you're still interested, you're welcome to come.

 Park : Just thought you might need someone to talk to about it.

 Chase : I've surfed all over the Gold Coast. Don't tell me you have.

 Chase : If you don't mind me asking, why are you becoming a nun?

 Chase : And then what? God spoke to you? You heard the calling?

 Chase : She still has scattered nerve fibers that could conduct pain,

 Chase : What if we give her more pain signals, a lot more pain signals?

 Chase : Doing it to her is no different than pricking a finger.

 Cuddy : I will talk about anything else. I'm just trying to get away from work.

 Don : around the corner from the hospital probably isn't the furthest you could get.

 Cuddy : that there are certain aspects to my life I'm not happy about.

Hey, guys, some of the other waitresses wanted me to ask you something.

 Howard : ...of arm wrestling with the mental agility of Tetris into the ultimate sport.

 Penny : That's terrific, but what they wanted me to ask you is to cut it the hell out.

 Sheldon : You're beating me in Tetris, but you've got the upper body strength of a Keebler elf.

 Penny : Leonard, will we be seeing you on Saturday for your free birthday cheesecake?

 Leonard : Forget about the cake. How did you know my birthday's Saturday?

 House : I was starting to think that my holier-than-thou-dar was malfunctioning.

 Masters : As I recall, you have three actual doctors you haven't fired today.

 Masters closes Her Book And Focuses On The Case : It all started in the liver, but where in the liver.

 Masters closes Her Book And Focuses On The Case : If in the ducts, then primary biliary cirrhosis...

 House : Yeah, I don't need to hear your ideas. Just return the volley.

 Masters : Gall bladder problems can affect the liver. Cholecystitis...

 Masters : You should still be on pace for a launch in 36 hours.

 Simpson : You can see the full lobular structure of the left lung.

 Masters : - Bifurcate innominate artery. - I've never seen one of those before.

 Alyssa : He was a lovely man and very supportive of young artists like me.

 Alyssa : Mr. Hayes even put one of my sculptures in the exhibit.

 Alyssa : Especially with the gala, and the people and all the distractions...

Are you saying that he was worried someone might steal the Fist?

 Alyssa : going back two weeks to when we first put it on display.

 Castle : Through this gallery, which put him on a collision cours with Hayes.

 Beckett : A killer who gains access to the museum through the gala.

 Serena Kaye : All arriving guests were screened at two security checkpoints,

 Serena Kaye : and then greeted by board members who knew them personally.

 Serena Kaye : An air vent, probably, and then disabled the alarms.

So what if he replaced me? I'm no longer on his father's surgery.

 CHRISTINA : George didn't just replace you. He told the chief. The chief knows.

For all we know, Erica Hahn's being considered the new head of cardio.

 CHRISTINA : The chief asked me to tell you that he has something important

 BURKE : This is why I feel like I'm covering for you. I don't line up stories.

It's done. The chief wants to talk to me, so I will talk to him.

 IZZIE : Happy to say. And it'll get stronger once you've had your surgery.

 MR. O'MALLEY : I already told her. Dr. T orres is the one who loves George.

 IZZIE : - Well, how much did George tell you? - Everything. I'm his mother.

 House : He's got a red blotch on his hand, that's palmar erythema.

 House : That and the fact that he's got a permanent sheen of Nixonian flop sweat.

 Dugan : They tested me for Hep C when I came in here, I don't have it.

Well, apparently your liver picked up a few of your campaign tactics.

 Cuddy : Dr. Weber is at the Weber Center for Pain, that makes sense.

 Wilson : You've never been to one of these things in your life.

 Weber : I received my medical degree at Johns Hopkins University,

 Wilson : You went to Hopkins, and studied under Brightman and Gilmar.

This guy's Von Lieberman? The guy who got you thrown out for cheating?

 House : The dean threw me out. Von Lieberman just ratted on me.

 Marshall looking out the window : Uh-oh. Looks like we got a taker.

 Marshall looking out the window : A guy like you, beard, no mustache.

 Marshall looking out the window : You're exactly the kind of guy who could use a sweet barrel.

 Marshall looking out the window : No. No. That's not a fire hydrant!

I've been sleepwalking about 15 years. And now... I am wide awake.

 Sylvia nods : I'm having this MRI for Kyle. He's not ready to let go.

 Beckett : So Laura never mentioned a call that upset or concerned her?

 Marilyn : All of our calls for the last two months were on that drive.

 Marilyn : This morning. Everything was fine. This must have just happened.

 Marilyn : He said there was a leak in the building because of the construction.

 Martha : So how's the case of The Phone Sex Gal Who Knew Too Much going?

 Lou Alfonso : and you're treating her for something that she doesn't even have...

 Travis Brennan : but you're gonna be even more pissed in a second.

and ask for extension three, five... It's three, five, three, six?

 House : I never opened for Springsteen or slept with Barbara Feldon.

 House : You can live for years without dreams. Without lungs...

 6/9 : I say we just put ether in her oxygen and do what we have to do.

 Monica : We'll take every last dime you have. And you'll hate yourselves forever!

 Chase : Seizure's stopped, but he hasn't regained consciousness.

 Chase : No sign of any masses in his stomach or esophageal lining.

 Chase : And he's still accumulating subdural and peritoneal fluid.

 House : And every time we look to see where it's coming from, he starts seizing.

 Foreman : One of his stomach biopsies shows an arteriole partially occluded.

 Cameron : Maybe the seizures aren't a new symptom, they're an old one.

 Cameron : The seizures would just look like pain until it spread to his motor cortex.

 Phoebe : You love her, you always have, you have a child together.

Look, we've been together. Then apart. Then together, then apart.

 Phoebe : Or you might get everything you've wanted since you were 15.

 Ross : - And then she said it was the perfect way to say goodbye.

 Phoebe : - Ross, you've got to tell her how you feel! - No way!

 Joey : - You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?

 Phoebe : - Ross, Rachel doesn't know that you wanna get back together...

 Sheldon : if something happened to him and I wasn't at his bedside

 MRS. BYRD : I gave the other nurse a list of his medications this morning.

 NURSE : - I have checked on them. - Meds. Pharmacy. Now. Sorry.

You do what it takes to protect him and that does not make you horrible.

 GEORGE : She's hyperventilating. The baby's had some bradycardia.

 NOELLE : - Is Greg out there? Did he leave? - Take deep breaths.

 ADDISON : Have you had any cramping, any contractions, any pressure?

 Beckett : Well, it was only a matter of time until all the money was gone.

 Castle : to present investors with an opportunity they couldn't refuse.

 Michael Grant : This is wildly speculative and your allegations are baseless.

 Rebecca Dalton : Well, this isn't possible. I didn't even sign this.

 Michael Grant : Rebecca, I'm advising you, don't say another word.

 Rebecca Dalton : Wait a minute. September 29th, I wasn't even in the country.

 Beckett : I knew that any former model worth her salt would've been there.

 Beckett : And, of course, after checking flight records, you were in Paris.

 Bruno : After what happened, the bloody Health Department shut me down.

 Castle : Yeah, except we think whoever put him up to poisoning your food

 Ryan : Did you notice anything unusual about Cory the day of the poisoning?

 Bruno : It's one of my rules. I should've fired him on the spot.

 Eric : You know, with your bedside manner, you could've been a doctor.

 Eric : No, seriously. But my sister died when I was in college.

 Harold : But he never told me that he was gonna propose that night.

 Beckett : Yeah, actually, we're not looking for Frank, Mrs. Russo.

 Marie : Let's keep this short. My meditation teacher's on her way.

 Beckett : what happened at Glitterati the night that Vince vanished?

 Castle : to cement, as it were, the union between your two families.

 Castle : So, as he left, you shot him in the back. Then again, in the face.

 Beckett : Your brother knew that Vince's murder would trigger a mob war.

 Beckett : So he used his access to concrete to make Vince disappear.

 Castle : But his tenure as head of the Bianchi family was disappointingly brief.

 Beckett : If it is just a story, then you wouldn't have hired a hitman.

 Beckett : Robert Decker decided that he didn't want to die in prison,

 Chandler : It's not that. I just don't want to be stuck here with your fat sister.

 Chandler : -I don't even remember that. -Maybe it'd jog your memory...

 Siobhan : Bobby has me ring up a total on the cash register on Friday nights.

 Ryan : So we should see if Hansel left any bread crumbs towards our suspect?

 Beckett : Our killer knew him well enough to know where he lived.

 Castle : Not that I can remember. Why don't you text me those sketches?

 Castle : I'll have Alexis come over and see if she recognizes him.

 Esposito : So I'm coming up with a whole bunch of nothing. You?

 Esposito : He swiped his card at the 33rd and Park Avenue South station.

 Esposito : He kept going back and forth to that subway stop at 33rd and Park.

 Ryan : Exactly. And he didn't work, live or know anyone in that area.

 Esposito : All right, let's get up there and see what he was doing.

Oh, Richard, you're home early! Care for a glass of liquefied heaven?

 SUSAN : to stop the contractions, but I guess the baby is ready to come out.

 ADDISON : - Susan, you'll need scrubs and a cap. - I'm about to be a grandmother.

 MRS. O'MALLEY : He says they know what they're doing. Besides, if you die, I'll kill you.

- I think you should step outside. - You don't talk to me like that!

 Howard : but there's a bunch of positive comments on the message board.

 Leonard : and a supercooled fluid is either meaningless or... false."

And when he realized you had, he wasn't gonna keep it quiet, was he?

- It's called "admission against interest. " - Just a fancy term for "confession. "

 Beckett : And the funny thing is, I bet you thought you were pretty clever

 Beckett : But the thing is, is we would have never figured it out if you hadn't.

I just realized I have some business to take care of in D.C., anyway.

 Alexis : I think Washington and Lincoln already have the good ones.

 Castle : - Maybe they can move Jefferson. - Oh, yeah. I'm sure.

 Martha : All right, you two kids, hurry off now. You don't wanna miss any of the fun.

 Castle : - Any of your fun, you mean. - It's not what you think.

 Alexis : Dad, come on, be supportive. She's trying to help people.

 Raj : And as long as we have each other, we're never truly alone.

 Amy : I seriously doubt he was bitten by a Chinese bird spider.

 Ross : -Wonderful, amazing you. -I think you've got a concussion.

 Ticket Counter Attendant : This is the final boarding call for flight 664 to Yemen.

 Chandler : Well, just until we find an energy source to replace fuel.

 Addison looking at the print out : It was definitely a contraction. We need to book an OR.

 Addison looking at the print out : You are in no shape to push, and the baby is still in some distress,

 Yvonne : - And Mary got her face all cut up. - Does it hurt anywhere else?

 Mary points to her abdomen : A whole bunch of luggage, when they hit the brakes, it just came flying at us.

We'll do an X-ray, see if anything's broken, or if there's internal injuries.

- Hey. Excuse me. Where you going? - I'm taking your friend for an X-ray.

 Yvonne : No offense, little boy, but you look like my oldest son,

 Cameron : - One. - Calcium carbonate, that's an antidiarrheal, right?

 David : I don't know how you live next door to that without doing something about it.

 Howard : You're kidding. You've got lotions and bath oils and soaps.

 Ryan : sometimes resorting to threats to provoke their response.

 Montgomery : Sexual obsession and a description of the crime scene?

 Montgomery : We have enough to force Lady Irena to turn over her client list.

 Beckett : I think Mr. Caraway will respond better to a strong female hand.

 Caraway : First, why don't you tell me why the hell I'm here? I got a board...

 Chandler : They're both gorgeous, my wallet's too small for my 50s...

 Foreman : We're nowhere near anything like that happening right now. Okay?

 House : I hired you to take away the pain. Was there some confusion?

 House : Friday night my cane suddenly noticed it was on the wrong side.

 Foreman : I did a needle aspiration to confirm which... How long till the culture's...

 Ramona : With all these male enhancements, the pressure to put out's incredible.

 Ramona : He doesn't get what he wants from me, he'll get it from Connie in the corner condo.

 House : You can't tell him the truth so you want me to lie to him?

 Cameron : Nerves stimulate muscles to move by creating a small electrical current.

 Cameron : And I will insert this needle into various muscles and ask you to flex.

 Cameron : Sometimes it can be painful. Let me know. I can pull back.

 House : underneath all the other stuff you're carefully considering.

 Nurse Regina : You catch her leaving a sponge in a guy or something?

From now on I've got nothing but bad things to say about our sex life.

 Cuddy : And what's going on with Marina? She hasn't called me back.

 Lucas : She was gonna call, I told her I'd let you know everything was okay.

 Frank : I'm just trying to provide for my family, for your sister.

 Joey : - What are you gonna do? - Just make sure he catches the ball.

 Wilson : so you're reaching out to people you know for comfort.

 Wilson : Maybe, just maybe, if I don't play along, you'll realize

 Wilson : you can't solve a deeper problem with a surface solution.

 House : Would've been more profound if you hadn't said anything.

 Chase : Mebendazole can cause adverse effects, but nothing like this.

 Mrs Petrescu : Yes. Drink is fun and good friends-- Applebee's.

 Bernadette : That's not true. We were just laughing right in your face.

Iike it's just gonna magically elevate that treadmill fiction you write.

 Scott : They think I hated him because he got me kicked out for hazing some newbies,

 Scott : Told him I was sorry, you know, and he said we were cool.

He said he needed a quiet place to study, away from the frat house.

 Scott : My dad's a lawyer and he taught me, you never trust the police.

 Scott : Actually, you know, he also taught me that blondes are more fun.

 Scott : My crew and I found this great bar Iast night called Jinx...

 Alexis : I'd love to, but I'm actually getting fitted for an iron lung in the morning.

 Monica : - I just did not see this coming. - New York is awesome!

 Monica : - What is with you? - I've been to these places before...

Well, he was my high-school boyfriend, captain of the football team, really cute.

 Castle : - Girl Scout cookie orders? - Yeah. I'm just helping out the troop.

 Ryan And Esposito : - Ballistics screwed us. - Ballistics screwed us.

 Ryan : Our mugger's gun doesn't match the bullet taken from our vic.

 Beckett : You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. Now get back to work.

 Hillary : I rarely connect with someone this much on the first date.

 Beckett : commits murder, flies out, and then comes back in on his own.

 Beckett : - Judge Markway, please. - Oh, Markway. Tell him I say hello.

 Castle : Oh, man, I love that course! When are they gonna reopen it?

 Judge Markaway : Murder? The Tisdales? You better be long and straight on this one, Detective.

 Beckett : With the sister out of the way, the son will inherit all of it.

 Judge Markaway : Are you sure you can tie him to the other victims?

 Beckett : Through a patient of his sister's that he was trying to frame.

 House : and then we circle around behind Poland and yell, "Surprise."

 House : I don't have a medical license. All I can do is pretend.

 Cuddy : You need to complete 120 hours of rounds to re-qualify.

 Cuddy : Dr. Singh supervises rounds on Thursdays. Starts at 7 : 00.

 Phoebe : Chandler, you gotta stop staring at the door. It's like a watched pot,

 Phoebe : you know if you keep looking at it then the door is to, never gonna boil.

 Ross : All right I've been feeling incredibly guilty about this

 Ross : because I wanna be a good friend, and dammit I am a good friend. So just, just shut up and close your eyes.

 Joey : 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it.

 College Marshall : I don't know 'cause I don't even know what sandwiches smell like.

 House : Technically, all you have to do is promise me that you won't do it again.

We're never gonna get to introduce the hot girls to the New World.

 Marty : hear them out, offer as little information as possible,

Allow me to Alex Trebek this and put it in the form of a question : 

 Adams : Don't you think it's a little early to be dragging up our baggage

 Chase : and his body temp's been rising over the last three hours.

 Taub : Sorry, I had to drop my kids off at day care across town.

 Beckett : but I think you might actually hold the key to solving this murder.

 Beckett : Right, that you spotted the murder being committed on surveillance,

 Beckett : trying to see if I could find a clue as to who the murderer was.

 Beckett : It's graffiti that somehow magically appears on that wall.

 Beckett : The only way that it's possible is if someone tampered with the feed

 Beckett : with footage that was recorded before that tag was made.

 Beckett : Had access to the surveillance system, which you have.

 Beckett : And that woman that is being beaten and then thrown into the dumpster

 Agent Richmond : Jorge Zamacona, this is the DEA! We have you surrounded.

 Zamacona : An artist must be true to the material. And himself!

 Man : - Are you hurt, Mr. Castle? - No, I'm fine. I'm fine, I...

 Castle : It was just instinct. He was running by and I tripped him.

When she gets here, is it okay if I introduce you two as my wife...

It's unbelievable. She was supposed to meet me a half-hour ago with Emma.

 Monica : - These are for Erica! - She's gonna eat all those cookies?

 Ross : - So why is Erica coming to visit? - We wanna get to know her better.

 Monica : She's never been to New York, so she wants to see the tourist spots : 

 Chandler : There's always so many people, and they're being corralled like cattle.

 Chandler : And, you know, there's always some idiot who goes, "Moo."

 Sheldon : Just to be clear, do I have to stop saying "coitus" with everyone or just you?

 Sheldon : But that has judgmental overtones, so I'll hold that in reserve.

 Sheldon : ...so I've been what I am at each point in the implied time period.

 Sheldon : ...although he does spend a disturbing amount of time...

 Sheldon : ...looking at photographs of you and smelling the pillow you slept on.

Although now that I think of it, he asked me not to tell you that.

 Susan : I have a stack of DVDs to watch and I expect your father to feed me by hand.

 Izzie : - So, after the intern exam... - I'm not an unfaithful guy.

Not even a twig. There's got to be something physical going on, right?

 Rasheed : And he knew my name, and where I lived, and what I did.

 Rasheed : And he told me that if I told anyone about what I had seen, he would kill me.

 Rasheed : Until he found me in the coffee shop, and he kept asking me,

 Rasheed : Okay, whatever is happening here, whatever is going on,

 Vilante : And he's got a solid alibi for the night of the break-in.

 Castle : So you followed Stan. And when Stan found it, you shot him.

 Beckett : Great. Maybe that can shed some light as to what happened to Stan.

 Castle : And get this, Jerry was the old bartender at the Pennybaker Club.

 Castle : And probably the last living link to the Blue Butterfly.

 Frankie : Jerry, this is Detective Beckett, Mr. Castle. They wanted a word.

That's right, kid. And that's the best version of that tune, too.

 Beckett : Actually, we're here to investigate Stan Banks' murder.

 Beckett : And we were wondering if you met him at Betsy Sinclair's funeral?

 Gates : All right, listen up. I want all units on tactical alert.

 Gates : And given that the first three were shot in the morning,

I compared the dol Is to all the paintin gs in their collection.

 Beckett : If we start clearing the park, he might start firing.

he's targeting them for the same reason he went after the others.

 Gates : Beckett, take everyone we can spare, head for the park.

 Castle : I'm more useful here, helping Ryan figure out who the targets are.

McCORD : You didn't find it odd that the hostage wasn't struggling?

 Hendricks : Hey, look, it's better to die in training than in the field, right?

 Chandler : It was the wrong kind of eight. No wedding! Damn it!

 Monica : If we were supposed to get married, there would be a sign.

 Esposito : There's a bunch of scrap pieces in that trash bin over there.

 Kevin Ryan : Hey. Our perp may have argued with her before he took that swing.

 Kevin Ryan : coming from outside right around the time of death.

 Ryan : Or she might have been killed by a psychotic plumber lying in wait.

 Beckett : His name is Francisco Herrara. He oversees the show for the network.

I don't believe in these crazy diets. Just everything in moderation.

 Joey : I said some stuff in an interview I shouldn't have said.

This is Shelly. She's interviewing me. Shelly, these are my friends.

 House : So the problem is not in his blood, it's the blood itself.

 Marcus : His life mission became to never disappoint our mother like that again.

 Marcus : Look, you can mock him all you want about peeing the bed,

 Evan Bauer : It's really very simple. Do what we ask, everybody lives.

 Evan Bauer : Don't do what we ask, everybody dies. It's as easy as that.

 Evan Bauer : we'll return your baby and we can all go on with our lives.

 Evan Bauer : But you should know, there's a camera on the driver's side.

 Agent Mark Fallon : Does the Syrian Consulate even know you're here?

 Fariq Yusef : When last we met, Detective Beckett, you relieved me of my pistol.

 Beckett : It was clear that I was going to get more out of Greg alone.

 Castle : - You mean I'm too close to her. - Yes. And you know how I know that?

 Beckett : - that Kyra could have killed Sophie. - That's impossible.

 Beckett : He would paint a picture about the night before the wedding.

 Beckett : About how Kyra couldn't fall asleep and so she went down to see Greg,

 Beckett : And so she follows Sophie to her room and confronts her.

 Beckett : You have to stay away from her, Castle, until this case is closed.

 Martha : - She's getting married to another man. - It's just a picture.

Well, lividity places the time of death between 8 : 00 and 10 : 00,

 Beckett : So, our killer unbuttoned his shirt after he was dead.

 Castle : A pricey necklace? Or, a bunch of cash taped to his chest,

 Lanie : So, if there was a fight out there, I don't think this guy was in it.

 Javier Esposito : Yo, Beckett. There are no security cameras in the lobby,

It got a shot of that pay phone right when the 911 call came in.

 Beckett : Okay, canvass the neighbors, see if anyone saw her in the building.

 Ryan : in Queens, a Maria Cordero, as his in-case-of-emergency.

 Beckett : All right, bring her in. Let's see if she recognizes the woman in the photo.

 Beckett : You guys are not to work with him in any way. Is that understood?

 Esposito : Peter was pledge master at the Beta Omega Rho fraternity house.

 Beckett : Let me guess. He hazed someone and they threatened revenge.

 Ryan : Scott terrorized a group of pledges, got one of 'em sent to the hospital.

 Beckett : Okay, well, that sounds like motive. Let's bring him in for questioning.

When the university tried to expel Scott, Daddy threatened to sue.

Unless we can get him to talk without him realizing that he's talking.

-I'm not at all surprised about that. -That's why you're so great.

 Roger : ...when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic.

...sitting in your stupid coffeehouse, with your stupid big cups...

 Afsoun : Five years, through every opening, every installation,

 Freedman : He just had his first grandchild and now wants to show me pictures.

 Freedman : Said you were a good candidate for the opening on the AG investigative team.

 Beckett : I'm a Homicide detective. I don't have any federal experience.

 Freedman : Attorney General's not looking for federal experience.

 Freedman : It's not kind. It's what you believe to be true, isn't it?

 Freedman : Because given your background, your qualifications, and your track record,

 Sheldon : I'm looking forward to him teaching us glove-slapping.

-l am still so mad at you for smoking! -But you said you forgave me.

l was ovulating and you said you wouldn't have sex if we were fighting.

 Chandler : -You tricked me to get me into bed? -That's right. l got mine.

 Leonard : All I'm saying is, if they took all the money they spent

 Sheldon : It'll also help improve her initial impression of you.

 Leonard : You don't feel any need to hang out with her, you know--

 Sheldon : and I can barely tolerate sitting on the couch with you.

 Sheldon : Imagine my attitude regarding prolonged physical proximity

 Lawyer : - You want a legal opinion? Call the cops. - I was careful.

 Annette : I watched the monitors. Made sure his O2 sats were over 90. I would never hurt him.

 House : Bar her from the hospital. Force her to pierce your nipples.

 Foreman : with someone that's so obviously only gonna lead to pain?

I observed... - Chase, did you know about this woman, what she does?

I met her at some parties, yeah. - I wouldn't have tortured you if I knew you liked it.

"Hey, this guy might have been pounded on the head one too many times".

I said I thought it was a trauma-induced aneurysm. Yeah. Could have carried...

Howard, you can't treat the man differently just because he's disabled. That's not okay.

 Leonard : ...I'm trying to get a look at this guy who's coming over to Penny's.

 Leonard : They're working on a project. I don't even know why I care.

 Leonard : - You know what, I don't care. - You think you don't care.

 Monica : Please, watch him. Do not let Joey eat any of the food.

 Chandler : If you don't know them by now, you will never know them, okay?

 Chandler : That is the beauty of this game. It makes you want to kill yourself.

Don't look at my list, because there's a lot on there that you don't have.

- Did you just see that? - All right, guys. Let's move. Come on.

 Beckett : Surveillance photos. Architectural plans from Castle's loft.

 Ryan : A precinct map, including the locations of all of our video cameras.

 Ryan : He orchestrated everything, right down to the last detail.

 Gates : I don't get it. Why go through all this just to set you up?

 Gates : I've spoken to the DA and they'll be dropping all charges.

 Beckett : and that we should call your mom to come pick you up.

 Beckett : that you remember seeing while you were hiding in this ice cream truck.

it's gonna feel a lot better letting it out rather than keeping it in.

 Jason : then she said she had to meet her friend, the ice cream man.

 Rebecca : I took out the .38 that he gave me for our second anniversary,

 Rebecca : and I hunted him down like the vicious animal he was.

 Gates : I've asked the DA to look into the mitigating circumstances.

 Gates : They'll take her situation into account when they offer her a plea.

 Gates : I enjoy checking out the view from the trenches once in a while.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, it helps to be surrounded by a good team.

 Beckett : Apparently, Ryan got stuck with an underage best man,

 Beckett : so the boys are giving him the unofficial bachelor party.

 Gates : I trust you'll edit their side of the investigation in the report.

Uh, I think Gram said she needed it for set dressing for her play.

Which is no problem. It's not like I have a neurosurgery department to run.

Do you have time to talk to the mom? I want her to meet all her surgeons.

 Derek : - Yes, no problem. - I'll come by after I finish in the OR.

 Addison : Dorie, this is Dr. Shepherd, he's our head of neurosurgery.

 Addison : Anyway, Dorie, Dr. Shepherd wants to talk to you about Baby "C."

 Rogan : Tracking down old flames to discover who you really are?

 Beckett : So, when we were there, do you recall a cab ride and a drive-up chapel?

 Beckett : It's not a big deal, because all you have to do is sign this,

 Rogan : It must be pretty important to you to have me sign these forms then, huh?

 Stuart : When I was a baby, my mother called me her little possum.

 Howard : If you're so intimidated by talking to attractive girls,

 Howard : maybe you should practice by talking to regular people.

 Howard : I'm serious. Go to the mall, talk to anybody, practice.

 Howard : -it won't be so scary. -Or just keep dating the possum.

 Voice on television : Parsa doesn't have those kind of resources.

 Leonard : I know, but you're going to be a TV star and you haven't left me yet.

 Foreman : Sorry. I know how you like to avoid avoiding confrontation.

 House : While we're waiting for that test to prove me right, start IV cefuroxime.

 House : Keep the infection in the stone from wiping out your kidneys.

 House : She's a great psychiatrist. One session, I've got shrinkage.

 Taub : If our choice is between pissing House off or pissing you off,

 Cameron : And you're telling me this so you won't feel as guilty when you do it.

 Cameron : Accommodating House's every whim is not my job anymore.

 Taub : Maybe we should just pay for it ourselves and tell him she folded.

 Cate : could be from dehydration caused by vomiting due to a gallstone.

You agreed that the CHEM-7 would decide if it was a struvite stone.

 Cate : I agreed to do the test. The results are up for interpretation.

 Pam : I'm so scared they're not gonna find out what's wrong with you.

 Cameron : We don't know that. None of the MRis showed anything.

 Foreman : People aren't supposed to just dump radioactive material.

 Foreman : will have to immediately get treatment for radiation sickness.

 House : Not to the Supreme Court, but it's warm enough for germs.

 House : It will be as soon as you get us three grams of ceftazidime.

 House : You give her those drugs, she'll be dead by the time they get the cuffs on you.

 House : even if they are screwing with you. This is your last diagnosis!

 Thirteen : Either the drugs kill me or he kills me. Doesn't seem to make a lot of difference.

 Beckett : Maybe she can tell us what he was doing in the city tonight.

 Castle : And if she doesn't know, that tells us something, too.

 Ryan : - And hot, and hot, and hot. - He doesn't make me coffee.

 Beckett : - I'm very sorry for your loss. - Do you have any idea who did this?

 Sophia : But afterward, it was like that tension was all we had, really.

 House : Two days ago, you were holding his hand. What's changed?

 House : On the other hand, maybe there's too much of a future now.

 House : You weren't attracted to him because he was prepared to die for a cause.

 House : You were attracted to him because he was actually doing it.

 Wilson : I'm sure we can find something interesting to talk about

 Smits : They think I took the kid? Do you think I would do something...

 Smits : The dad let the older brother hold the baby for the first time,

 Smits : so I put her in his lap. After a few seconds, she shrieked.

 Cuddy : I need to know this stuff, anything out of the ordinary.

 Smits : It was sibling rivalry. I thought it was kind of ordinary.

 House : that we'll have to put him in a chemically-induced coma

 Rodney : I assume you're here for a reason. What do you want from me?

you're the one who's gonna have to make the medical decisions for him.

 House : - You don't care what I do? - I'm not a doctor. What do I know,

 Fran : I must have forgotten to take it off. I just got back from a trip.

 Wilson : You probably hit your head when you fell, and that caused the blackout.

 Robin : I thought those patches were supposed to prevent you from getting sick.

 Wilson : We just don't like people to be alone after they leave here.

Look, you know what, l'm sorry, but did you really think that this was going well?

 Rachel : What? What do you mean, ''there you are''? Where was she?

-Why the hell did you take her? -Because you two were having sex!

l can tell by Chandler's hair. You are so lazy. Can't you get on top for once?

 House : But it's there, which means no way head trauma did this.

 House : then Dr. Idiot will realize that his name is not a coincidence,

 House : Although, frankly, the MRI was a lot more useful than four hours of hand holding.

 Ted : It was a tough summer, but I think our girl's been a real trooper.

 Ted : What do you think? The girl sitting at the bar, shields up?

 Robin : Girls like to come across all classy and smart, you know?

 Sheldon : Back door has a five-pin tumbler system, single circuit alarm. Child's play.

 Leonard : If you don't come out of there, I'm gonna have to drag you out.

 Alex : Well, sometimes the blood makes it look darker like that... red.

 Alex : You can't tell from the photo, but her eyes, they're pretty distinctive.

 Alex : But not that really dark, dark brown. More golden. And really warm.

I tried, but you're neonatal, you might have a better shot at it than I do.

 Addison : Dr. Shepherd asked me to talk to you about your daughter.

 Addison : and I know the terrible grief you must be going through,

 Addison : but from a medical standpoint, this is a very bad idea.

 Addison : You think if you love her enough or love her baby enough

 Addison : But she's already gone and if you go with this, you're risking...

 Addison : she could pass it on and it could cause brain damage...

 Addison : Organ donors aren't kept alive for six months. Your daughter is brain dead.

 Mr. Thomas : Then try, damn it! What the hell's the problem here?

The problem is you want to use your daughter's corpse as an incubator.

 Beckett : Otherwise, without more information it's not gonna do us any good.

 Esposito : The gel in the vents and on the headrest of the van?

 Beckett : We've got a video of you casing the museum two weeks ago.

 Beckett : It was used to disarm the security systems in the museum.

 House : Never have to stand in line to return it the day after Christmas.

 Maggie : But she also didn't want her daughter to ever know who her real mother was.

 House : A promise to an addict is worth more than a promise to your daughter?

 Henson : Checked into rehab the next day. I thought if I could get clean...

 Henson : She stopped calling. If she was alive, she would have called.

 Castle : Sam kills Melanie, or he and his lover kill Melanie together.

 Castle : The lover, when Sam backs out after all she's done for him.

 Castle : It's not like she could go to the police if he broke his promise.

 Beckett : If Sam had a lover, would his best friend know about it?

your buddy Sam had an affair right about the time Melanie disappeared?

 Beckett : What they deserve is to know what happened to their mother.

- You thought it was perfect? - Well, no, maybe it wasn't perfect...

 Sheldon : I think you need to ask yourselves who's really being ridiculous here.

 Raj : The deluxe limited edition Wild West and Witches expansion pack...

 Sheldon : Well, come now, Leonard, this may be your only chance

 Leonard : a final pitch for the funding and then say good night.

 Sheldon : a little something I procured from the school of pharmacology.

 Sheldon : They say it is to Viagra as Viagra is to a green M&M.

I've had a long day. I just want to have a quiet dinner by myself.

 Sheldon : I'm no stranger to enjoying the pleasures of solitude.

 Sheldon : Do you want to go halfsies on a 200 dollar squirt gun?

 Bernadette : We are. Stop it. And for the last time, you're not fat.

I mean ifthe DEA, FBI and the Mexican government can't find him,

 Esposito : Well, we'll drill down all of EI Oso's stateside connections.

 Castle : Well, I suppose that puts the brakes on our date night.

 Castle : You're the one who put all the planning into our special evening.

 Castle : You know what? I think I'll take my mother out to dinner.

Okay, don't mind me, I'm just gonna go out the passenger's side.

 Raj : Actually, how do you feel about watching House of 1000 Corpses?

 Howard : but that first time I was like, "Oh, my God, a prune pit!"

 Taub : Believe it or not, breathing problems can be caused by a liver problem.

 Joey : Ross, double latte, $2.75. Chandler, coffee and a scone, $4.25.

This coming from the man who couldn't split our $80 phone bill in half.

 Esposito : Yeah, and the shooter capped him in the head to finish him off.

 Esposito : And the barista there said that Mercer was carrying a blue backpack.

 Beckett : Okay, let's set up a search from here to that coffee shop.

 Beckett : That backpack may contain clues as to why he was killed.

 Kevin Ryan : Eric Mercer called someone at Saint Simon's Hospital.

 Dr. Deb Lander : That was me. I just talked to Eric a few hours ago.

 Beckett : TSA tore most of them out, but a few terminals still have them,

 Beckett : Coonan wasn't going to the feds to rat out his Westie pals.

 Esposito : knifes Coonan before he can close the deal with the feds.

 Castle : Someone must be slipping the heroin in before they ship.

And which boxes contain the secret path to financial independence.

 Johnny Vong : and serve fancy coffee to a jerk talking on his Bluetooth.

 Man : You know, if you ask nicely, they'll let you visit the engine room.

 Raj : As if Valentine's Day wasn't bad enough, you try to kill my dog?!

 Vet : We just want to keep her a little longer for observation.

 Raj : We're usually in bed by now, and I want her to know that I'm here.

You know, we gotta get up early and catch the plane to New York.

 Professor Spafford : There were clams and mussels and oysters...

 Lorraine : Get me a white zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.

You say there's something going on between us? He thinks there is.

 Raj : You were always so nice to me, I thought maybe you liked me.

 Bernadette : And you tell Howard there's never been anything between us.

 Bernadette : Of course, you do. You're a cutie pie. Any girl would be lucky to have you.

 Penny : In kindergarten, I was supposed to marry Jason Sorensen...

 Penny : ...but by the time my class got out there, he was engaged to Chelsea HimmeIfarb.

 Castle : Three holes, three bits of flying metal around the heart.

 Jody : Last thing I remember was that salvage truck hitting the median before me.

 Jody : She asked me about my injuries and wanted to know all about the car.

 Beckett : Yeah, do you think you could describe her to a sketch artist?

 Joey : That's right, Ross. I can see you in your new apartment.

 Thirteen : Tox screen's clean for everything except the alcohol,

 House : So, either you think that smart women look out for each other,

 Foreman : What about rising blood pressure from binge drinking?

 Foreman : It could set off a hypertensive crisis, cause heart failure.

How could I live if I knew I was depriving the world of your music?

-I'd love to, but I have plans on Sunday. -Well, maybe some other time.

-Sure. Just give me a call, I'm in the book. -Okay. Thanks a lot. See you.

You are the one who told me how important it is to spend time alone.

I can't just go out with that guy when I have plans with myself.

 House : Like the kind the kid had inserted into his broken arm four years ago.

 House : - Nice medical history. - That pin was removed six months after.

 Chase : Titanium is used to build nuclear subs. Pieces don't just break off.

 Chase : And how exactly did it get from his arm to the back of his neck?

Inflammatory reaction could erode it into a vein, fragment gets a free ride.

 House : Kid carved a hole in the back of his neck and apparently didn't bleed to death.

 House : So first there was no bleeding disorder, then there was, now there is not again.

We draw some blood and see if any clotting factors are low or missing.

We've got three results that haven't been consistent. One of them must be wrong.

 Mom : Is it possible the problem isn't his blood? It's just psychological.

 Marshall : I just find it really confusing to be around you right now.

 Raj : Saved me the awkward conversation about how I was gonna be hanging with my bros.

 Raj : Painfully so. We have this rule on the phone that if no one talks for three minutes...

 Sheldon : I'm not sure how I feel about Howard being Dungeon Master instead of you.

 Leonard : You were worried about Zachary Quinto being the new Spock...

 Sheldon : Please. Every time the topic of change comes up you throw Zachary Quinto in my face.

 Sheldon : I'm upset the mailman has a new haircut, "Zachary Quinto."

 Sheldon : I'm upset that daylight saving time started, "Zachary Quinto."

 Sheldon : For the last time, Zachary Quinto was a weird, wonderful, unrepeatable event.

Or you could go out with the guy Phoebe deemed not good enough for herself.

 Phoebe : Technically, you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts...

 Ross : That means wet T-shirt contests, guys doing shots off of girls' bodies...

 Wilson : More clever, and you'll always be one step ahead of me.

 Foreman : that he's gonna get the same treatment as this heavy bag

 Foreman : Yeah, I'll start him on antibiotics in case it's transverse myelitis.

 House : If Cuddy asks, blocking the pain helps focus the memory.

 Taub : House, that's four Vicodin in forty seconds. At this rate...

If it was a real memory, you'd be limping and you wouldn't be talking to me.

 Theodore : if we're rubbing genitals on things, that's where I shine.

 Chandler : It's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home.

 Chandler : That's very generous. But this isn't about the money.

 George : I was a little bit heroic in there. I thought you'd be proud of me.

 Callie : You see, we were fine when we were in our Vegas bubble.

 Callie : When it was just room service and pay cable and us it was bliss.

and you're wracked with uncertainty. Toxic gas level uncertainty.

 Callie : OK? I can't wait to hear what your pals have to say about that.

 Alex : That was pretty cool, going in and putting her back under.

 Meredith : The anesthesiologist didn't have time to drop an NG tube.

 Richard : Preston. You'll need to milk the bowel to get out the excess fluid.

Yeah. So, do we have a witness who we know was on the beach last night?

Yeah, but that doesn't mean that he doesn't remember what he saw.

 Marty Bentley : Yeah, I know that boat. It's just this way. Owned by Aaron Lerner.

 Brady : That's an hour after Franklin left Natalia Roosevelt on the beach.

 Sebastian : -Give me a call sometime. -You didn't give me your phone number.

 Monica : Let us make it up to you. We have two really great guys for you.

 Phoebe : You might even end up with someone really special. If you pick my guy.

 Penny : I remember you saying how great it would be to have a first edition.

 Penny : And the rose you left on my windshield... just because.

l told you it wasn't long, but there's an amazing connection between us.

 Rachel : Are we just bringing strange women back to the apartment now?

 Rachel : -How do you know about that? -Through the magic of sight.

It sits on top of the kidney. It's what's been causing your low sex drive.

 Addison : for my crimes on some ginormous karmic level. I don't know.

...but then my mom killed herself, and my stepdad went to prison.

So l moved to the city, where l lived in a burned-out Buick LeSabre for a while.

...which isn't always steady money, but at least l don't pay taxes.

 House : It's racist because it helps black people more than white people?

On behalf of my peeps, let me just say thanks for dying on principle for us.

 Patient : And it don't make no sense to give us different drugs.

 Cameron : They don't look lighter to me, Alfredo. How's the tingling?

 Cameron : I think we'll give you a little rest from the meds here.

 Cameron : I think we just destroyed the kid's kidney with the amphotericin.

 Castle : Us cuffed together in this creepy room? What am I supposed to think?

You're supposed to think that we need to get the hell out of here

 Beckett : Martha and Alexis will notice if you don't go home, right?

Actually, my mother's taki Alexis on a tour of colleges this weekend.

 Beckett : Yeah, they'll probably notice. But it doesn't mean they'll find us here.

 Taub : I know we did an MRA, but arterial disease causing acute ischemia

 Taub : could explain the heart, neuro symptoms, maybe even POTS.

A penile plethysmograph measures changes in blood flow in your penis,

 Amy : You mean, like, where she's nice to your face? Okay got it. Bye.

 Joey : She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his..."

 Esposito : There may be bloodshed, so they figure that Dolan went underground.

 Gates : No, no. Even if we knew where he was, we don't have enough to charge him.

 Gates : Shoot Beckett Dolan's mug shot. See if their witness can ID him.

 Castle : All right, does anybody have a... A dollar? Are you kidding me?

 Beckett : You don't need coins to call 91... We got to keep moving.

 Leo : We're stuck in the outer borough with two mobsters trying to kill us

 Leo : no one's out this time of night unless they have a death wish.

Oh, my God, this is insane. This kind of stuff doesn't happen to me.

 Ryan : We tried to send Dolan's mug shot, but we can't reach Beckett or Castle.

 Esposito : We called their phones, Beckett's radio, even called Castle's mom.

 Esposito : Yeah. GPS shows it's heading down the Jersey Turnpike.

 Monica : This is so great. This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.

People are friendly. They wanna talk. And not just about the car.

If people see me just standing there, they're gonna think I don't own it.

 Marshall : I think that we have adequately established that Barney is

 Marshall : the kind of guy that you would bring home to meet your parents.

 Nora : It's funny you should say that, because, as it happens, my parents are in town.

 Nora : They're only here like once a year. We're getting brunch tomorrow.

 Cuddy : You have the luxury of not caring about your image. I do not.

 Cuddy : but an employee shouting about his sexual exploits with me, no.

 Cuddy : That is zero tolerance. So congratulations, House, I'm angry.

 House : If I'm fired, I think that probably means I don't have to see patients.

 Eugene : I know how you doctors are, you're busy, you get distracted.

 House : they tense, make that squawking sound. It's completely harmless.

 House : I'm gonna give you a prescription, and you're gonna go away.

 Castle : Well, I thought we could play a little catch-up before you got off to work.

I'm guessing that you found out something about your missing time.

 Martha : I thought I would just sneak in and make my boy a little breakfast.

 Alexis Castle : Last night, Beckett's old team from the Attorney General's office was killed.

Right. And then this morning, she gets a call from their new hire, Vikram.

 Alexis : Which means everything must be connected to Beckett's time in the AG.

 Alexis : - Maybe she stayed in contact. - And kept me in the dark?

 Castle : Now, I can't help but wonder what else she's keeping from me.

 Castle : That's funny, last time I saw you, you said we were done.

 Hayley : I reckon that I owe you that much after what happened.

 Martha : Well, yeah, after Esposito dragged her down to the precinct.

 Castle : but we do need all the help we can get to find Beckett.

 Hayley : I was hoping you'd say that, because I've already got feelers out

 Rita : I've been married to Castle's father for almost 10 years.

 Monica : Yeah, I asked you and Phoebe to pick up the pies. You did remember, right?

 Monica : Oh, my God, you forgot the pies? Well, I cannot believe this.

 Monica : ...and you forget the one little thing that I asked you to do.

 Chandler : Well, you man-heads aren't any better. You lied about going to the game.

 Joey : Hey, I'm getting a little tired of this. We said we're sorry.

 Joey : It's Thanksgiving, for Pete's sakes! A day of forgiveness.

 Meemaw : It's so wonderful that you modern gals can have it all.

 Meemaw : Well, Leonard doesn't need as much tending to as Sheldon does.

 Chase : The problem's with the bladder. It's four times normal size.

 Cameron : The bladder's so engorged it's taking up the whole torso,

 Cameron : I would hate to see my personal life become such a burden to you.

I assume you're gonna have this same conversation with Chase for his own good.

 House : What goes on in the privacy of a janitor's closet is nobody's business except...

 House : There's a tribe of MocovÃ­ Indians who actually carry the elders up...

 Sheldon : Video games and rock music have desensitized him to violence.

 Howard : Would you please talk some sense into your lunatic roommate?

 Leonard : You're both acting like lunatics. It's just a parking spot.

 Howard : He can't handle the fact that I'm a bigger deal than he is now.

 Sheldon : ...for this university's six-Ioop quantum gravity calculations.

 Sheldon : I have changed the way we think about Bose-Einstein condensates...

 Sheldon : Maybe you missed that news while you were floating around like a goof in outer space.

 Erica : Preston, she could be putting paddles directly on his heart.

 Burke : Then take him off the drip and put him on dopamine. Now!

 Burke : Denny Duquette now qualifies as a 1 A candidate for that heart.

- So he's ahead of Dr. Hahn's patient. - I'm out of here. This is just crap.

- Dr. Hahn? Is the donor stable? - Yes, the donor is currently stable.

 Man on Phone : In that case, Dr. Burke, you've got an hour to get those tests.

 House : He's got more estrogen coursing through his veins than...

 House : Right now I'm getting at whether or not she had hair down there.

 House : Everybody tells us that outburst on the catwalk was out of character.

 House : - She's never had a period. - You're thinking this is hormonal?

 House : Because we changed your medicine back to the real stuff.

 House : in the vain hope that you wouldn't feel the need to also say it.

 Cameron : Wilson already did an ultrasound. He said her ovaries were undersized.

 House : The ultrasound would be the way to go if you were looking for ovarian cancer.

 Sheldon : Let's take every single thing from the other apartment

 Sheldon : It truly does capture the beauty of your friendship with Penny.

 BURKE : I don't know what I'm going to do. I need time to think.

That's a lot of names. A lot of rich-sounding names. You're rich, right?

 IZZIE : That's rude. That's a rude question. I'm sorry. It's just I'm rich now too.

 Foreman : - We'll need to do an X-ray. - What? No. The baby. You said no X-rays.

 Foreman : Maybe it's a granuloma. No. There's no calcification.

 Wilson : It hasn't metastasized, but it has spread to other parts of your lung, so we can't operate.

Some cancer patients get what are called paraneoplastic syndromes.

That's called Lambert-Eaton syndrome. It told us the tumor was in the lungs.

 Wilson : Small-cell is the most aggressive kind of lung cancer.

Which is why we have to start you on chemo and radiation right away.

Radiation? What about the baby? - You'll need a C-section before you can start the treatment.

 Beckett : By lying to me about the most important thing in my life?

 Beckett : How do you know that he's not behind my mom's murder?

 Beckett : Are you kidding me? You're actually bringing this up right now?

 Beckett : How am I even supposed to trust anything that you say?

Now get changed, everybody's ready. And please, please, keep my underwear.

I cannot believe I'm asking advice from somebody who's wearing that hat.

 Leonard : Approaching the speed of light doesn't slow down time, approaching them does.

 Howard : She might be dying and, you know, wouldn't want to miss that.

On other hand, if let it go to voicemail, I could play it over and over.

 Bernadette : Yeah? Does your mother call you every day at work...

 Howard : My mother calls me at work to see if I had a healthy bowel movement.

 Beckett : What were you saying about Agnes Fields' last surviving relative?

 Ryan : We left a message, but he does a lot of business overseas.

 Beckett : This was one of the hostages. He was having a seizure and...

 Beckett : I'm checking in on a patient that came in from a bank robbery.

 Beckett : He checked himself out against medical advice. He's gone.

 Esposito : It turns out Ron Brandt runs a company that supplies military contractors

 Sarkov : No, it's impossible because we haven't gotten our technology to work.

 Sarkov : Because a few days ago we suffered a crippling cyber-attack.

 Sarkov : The opportunity to play with advanced government tech.

 Sarkov : Of course, as an anarchist, he joked it was his deal with the Devil.

 Beckett : If you're right, and the Chinese do have a working suit,

 Beckett : why would they try to stop us from taking Will's key card?

Do you think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry?

 Foreman : If there's still tightness in your chest, it's expected.

 House : Wouldn't need a team if I did all the work, now, would I?

 House : It's my mom's recipe. Everything else, I got off the web.

 House : I think you're old enough now, but if you'd like me to come along with you...

Because at least I could explain to him that you're making me eat him.

Someone answers "yes" to option A, you don't move on to option B.

If there's a pleural effusion, we have to rule out heart failure.

If the fluid comes back an exudate, get him on broad-spectrum antibiotics.

You couldn't make Cuddy miserable, so you're gonna make me miserable so I can make Cuddy miserable on your behalf?

 Wilson : She and I both knew it was a piece of junk, and that's what made her laugh.

 Beckett : Did he give you any reason for asking for those pictures?

 Esposito : So, Tech analyzed the SD card. Time-date stamp was not messed with.

 Esposito : I'm still not buying the whole "touched by a phantom" routine.

 Beckett : The living room. That's the same room as the crime scene.

 Beckett : That's not creepy, Castle. I'm sure it can all be explained.

 Margaret : We had heard all about the McClaren house, its history.

 Adams : and most of that's spent with a rotating cast of nurses...

 Park : So much for genetics mattering. I'll try the marrow registry.

 Taub : Transfusing his platelets will keep him healthy while we wait.

 Chase : You sure there's no one on the father's side of the family?

 Chase : If one of them's a match, that'd speed things up a lot.

 Ben : I'm gonna take classes on magic, juggling, try to make a go of this.

 Ron : Ben, you keep your grades up, you can do anything in the world.

 Ben : Do you think my father would have done that for 10 minutes?

Is there anyone that you can think of that would like to kill you?

 Bracken : I get threatening letters and e-mails all the time, comes with the office.

 Bracken : A man doesn't get to my position without upsetting people along the way.

 Bracken : Most of them aren't crazy enough to wanna try to kill me.

 Beckett : In my dreams, I'm the one that gets to pull the trigger.

 Beckett : If you're not comfortable with me leading this investigation,

 Beckett : you're welcome to step outside and tell everyone why.

lsn't that funny? l didn't see that before. l wouldn't have let her go up again.

 Beckett : He was right there in front of us, and then, nothing but a brick wall.

 Montgomery : There's no way this guy could have gotten past you two

 Castle : Brian the bartender and a handful of regulars were still upstairs.

 Esposito : She confirms the blood on the broken bottle is Donny's.

It took 70 years to find the way down to those tunnels from The Old Haunt,

 Castle : when the new ones were built, they just got bricked up and abandoned.

 Montgomery : There are whole stations underground no one's seen for decades.

 Beckett : So, basically we need to take a look at an old sewer map

 Beckett : we might be able to find some witnesses on the other end.

 Beckett : Half of this probably hasn't been seen in over 70 years.

I followed her up, like, 20 minutes later to see what was going on.

But my original public defender was too overloaded with other cases.

 Nina : Thank God Caleb Brown took over. At least he's fighting for me.

 Esposito : Already done. The bailiff called us to come get you.

 Castle : Yeah, but other than that, I didn't do anything wrong.

 Esposito : Yo, Beckett, Castle's convinced that Nina is innocent now.

 Castle : Nina said that Sadie had had affairs with men in the past.

 Beckett : So, uh, what, you think that Sadie cooked this whole thing up

Good plan. We just gotta keep them away from doctors, the Internet

 Foreman : Yesterday he was willing to die to save her. We've gotta give him time to recover.

 House : He might be a little vexed that you kept letting him hump his sister in the meantime.

Look, unless their dad was also the product of an incestuous union,

 Beckett : That if Tyson is alive, the NYPD doesn't wanna know about it.

 Ryan : Guys, I think I found something in those prison records that got sent over.

 Ryan : Do you remember, right before he was released from prison,

 Ryan : Right, but the beat down was real. He got sent to the infirmary.

 Ryan : More importantly, she started there the week Tyson arrived,

 Castle : She took that job to be close to him. She's gotta be Tyson's girlfriend.

 Ryan : She's not answering her cell, and she's not at her apartment either.

 Esposito : This explains why you couldn't reach her. She bolted.

It seems like only yesterday this place was a thriving medical practice.

 Beckett : So all of the electronic records from the 3XK cases were deleted, too.

 Beckett : I don't know, Castle, I'm starting to think she'd be capable of it, too.

 Castle : Plus, she can change his appearance. Maybe she already has.

 Castle : He must be. Otherwise why orchestrate all this to steal the files?

 Beckett : Well, maybe she just wanted to keep his memory alive.

 Castle : And she's still out there somewhere, with Jerry Tyson or without him.

 House : One slip, you could spend the rest of your life not being able

 House : - to keep your drool in your mouth. - I'd rather be disabled than dead.

 House : I will do that biopsy if I have to. But not a moment before.

Wait. Are you pretending it didn't go well, but it really did go well?

 Marshall : Hat. We thought of authentic native american headdress

 Beckett : and your first instinct wasn't to call 911, but to run away?

 Paul Everything He Needed Was Already In Their Dossiers : put it all on a flash drive, but he wanted more and more.

 Paul Everything He Needed Was Already In Their Dossiers : Detective, after he beat that guy to death, I told him I wanted out.

 Paul Everything He Needed Was Already In Their Dossiers : But he said that if I quit, that he'd do everything he saved me from in prison.

 Paul Everything He Needed Was Already In Their Dossiers : He'd do it to me and Rachel.

 Beckett : Castle, as a friend, I am asking you not to leave this car,

 Beckett : - because your little Hardy Boy act... - Is gonna get me killed, I know.

 Ryan : Look, his coffee. It's still warm. Must have just missed him.

 Woman's Voice o.s. : - Hey, who the hell are you? - Who the hell are you?

 Lee : You... Either you tell me who you are right now, or I am calling the cops.

 Beckett : We would like to ask you some questions about Allison Goldman.

 Lee : Allison Goldman. If that's why you're here, then obviously you found her.

 Castle : Apparently, our Westchester housewife was also a fugitive.

 Sheldon : Obviously, you're not well suited for three-dimensional chess.

 Sheldon : It must be humbling to suck on so many different levels.

 Leonard : - How was Nebraska? - Well, better than North Dakota.

 House : Would that I could, but ethics dictate that it's his decision.

 Dugan : I don't need any time. I want to start on the steroids.

 Taub : I've already fended off six of your blitzkriegs in a row.

 Adams : What if he's right about the blockage, but wrong about the cause?

 Leonard on screen : Or maybe you're the smallest kid in the school,

 Leonard on screen : and Geraldine Coco, wherever you are, thank you.

 Leonard on screen : whatever, I don't know what they were doing

 Leonard : they're gonna find someone a lot cooler than they thought.

 House : This wasn't just a dream, or a fantasy, or a drug-induced trip to Wonderland.

 Cuddy : So the bus driver with the air bubble was just a coincidence.

No. I got the causation flipped. The bubble didn't cause the crash.

 Cuddy : Elevated heart rate, BP, which is exactly why you need to stop.

 House : Instead of sleeping, I'm going to be pacing around this apartment,

 House : Contextual memory, I need to get back on that bus with all 31 passengers

 Ryan : Uh, yeah. I got a 1-800 number for Greenblatt Insurance,

 Castle : Will made a deal with the Devil and the contract was up.

 Thirteen : You could have asked Cameron or Chase to take your place.

 Thirteen : I want to understand you. I mean, you know how you made me feel.

 Cameron : Neurons don't grow back, and he's already in his decline.

 Cameron : Anything he tells you, any command he gives, how will you ever know

 Cameron : it's not just the delusions of a sick, mad, dying, old man?

 Leonard : Not too bad. Did you hear about Howard and Bernadette?

 Leonard : Do you think a sexually ambivalent Indian astrophysicist

 Leonard : with selective mutism and alcohol issues is better than

 Sheldon : Extraordinary intelligence might well appear extraterrestrial to you...

 Sheldon trying it : But my true purpose in being here will be revealed...

 Sheldon trying it : ...in this brief PowerPoint presentation. Ahem. Lights.

 Sheldon trying it : ...should go to Switzerland to see the CERN Super Collider : 

 Sheldon trying it : A PowerPoint presentation by Sheldon Cooper, PhD."

 Sheldon : Here, we have a highly gifted researcher in the field of particle physics...

 Adams : my colleague has taken it upon herself to do one more test.

 Adams : I've been considering applying to Doctors Without Borders,

 Raj : You don't know me very well, but each time you crawl out a window...

 Raj : ...to escape my company, it chips away at my masculinity.

 Lucy : You were pushing me. I didn't want to send my food back...

 Lucy : How can I tell you I'm upset if I can't tell the woman at Supercuts...

 Lucy : - It's scary. - Well, I like you a lot and that's scary for me.

Well... For one thing, you have bigger emotional problems than I do...

 Ross : Right. So when Rigby got his samples back from the laboratory...

 Ross : What he believed to be igneous was, in fact, sedimentary.

 Missy : And I had to drop off some papers for Shelly to sign for my dad's estate.

The papers could've been mailed. Mom sent you here to spy on me, didn't she?

If the wedding's not till tomorrow, why don't you stay with us tonight?

 Missy : Even as a little boy, he'd send his imaginary friends home at the end of the day.

 Sheldon : They were not friends. They were imaginary colleagues.

 Izzie : - The lump been there a long time? - I got shot 50 years ago.

 Mr. Scofield : It'd bother you, too, but it didn't start hurting till a couple months ago.

 Izzie : - You think it's a bullet? - I don't think lady, I know.

 Mr. Scofield : So, they let me keep it in for half a life time.

 Mr. Scofield : I know I'm right, save your film. Just get me something for the pain.

 Izzie : Mr. Scofield, I'm sure you are right, but we're still gonna do this my way.

 Derek : Dr. O'Malley, Dr. Crawford, she's a big pain in the ass.

 Derek : It's in dangerous territory, we leave a bit of the tumor,

 Rachel : -How do you know about that? -Because he called here looking for you.

So don't tell me kissing this guy from work is a one-time thing.

...for over a month now. And you don't even have the courtesy to tell me.

 Rachel : From the guy in the bar? Why didn't l get that message?

 Leonard : No, no, don't ask. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

 Sheldon : In order to live long enough to fuse my consciousness

 Sheldon : determined to bend me over and give me a scoliosis test.

l thought you were, like, an lndian or something, you know, with the....

 Lennart : No. Thank you so much for coming in. We appreciate it. Thank you.

 Rachel : The restaurant called. They wanna know if you're showing up for work.

 Director : Let's try it again. And this time, let's everybody watch Joey.

 "dr. Buffer" : Her name's Bradberry. I should've asked them for keys.

 Greg House : No need, I'm sure we can find a large rock somewhere.

 James Wilson : The one you said you were taking me to for lunch?

 Greg House : You're right. Only one solution, never replace them, ever.

I can't believe my maid-of-honor dress is gonna be on Google Earth.

 Howard : ...but we still need to figure out who's gonna do the ceremony.

 Penny : ...and stick a wedding ring through any body part you want.

 Sheldon : I'll do it, provided I can perform the ceremony in Klingon.

 Leonard : Sorry, Leslie, I guess I prefer my space stringy, not loopy.

 Leslie : Well, I'm glad I found out the truth about you before this went any further.

 Leonard : We're talking about untested hypotheses... Look, it's no big deal.

I guess we wait until they're old enough and let them choose their own theory.

I could've accepted our kids being genetically unable to eat ice cream...

 Wilson : You might be able to have a few minutes with him before you lapse.

 Wilson : What could he have done that you won't forgive after 10 years?

 Dr. Leedbetter : It was quite large. I had to throw most of it away.

 CHRISTINA : - On your right side. - If, during the procedure...

 Castle : Go, go! Stop the cab! Stop the cab! I got Leo. I got Leo.

 Beckett : No. Please. This is an emergency. I'm a police officer.

 Beckett : No, no, you don't understand. This isn't a joke. We need your help.

 Castle : It tells time underwater! It tells time in three different time zones!

 Leo : I'm sorry. I hurt my ankle pretty badly. I can't stand on it.

 Thirteen : Toxic exposure could take longer than that to manifest.

 Taub : If it gets us out of here before the owner comes back, yes.

 House : I'll take it out on whoever I think will irritate you the most.

 House : I didn't realize that search engines could look within the soul.

 Afsoun : I did the blood doping to intrigue you, but I was already ill.

 Mrs. Bing : No, because I know how to write men that women fall in Iove with.

 Sheldon : As peculiar and annoying as you can be, you're still my little buddy.

 Sheldon : Now put down that drink, Iet's meet Brent Spiner and go home.

 Sheldon : What I'd like is for him to have a more depressing home.

 Sheldon : An original mint-in-package Wesley Crusher action figure.

 Wil : I remembered your story about the time you went to a convention...

 Wil : ...to get one signed and I didn't show. Look at what I wrote.

"To Sheldon, sorry this took so long. Your friend, Wil Wheaton."

 House : That's the kind of thing that a recent psychiatric resident might have figured out.

 House : We'll put her on a different anti-psychotic for the mental ones.

 House : I'm not allowed to talk to you without your wife present.

 Billy : Just tell me how hard it would be for us to handle this, medically.

 House : Look, if you want me to give you a reason to leave her, fine.

Vicious, hyper devil-mutt is available and will pee on your bed.

We got him together, but he's not my dog. He's not your dog either.

He doesn't even know us. We're not home enough for him to know us.

"The surgical floor is a dumping ground for patients who aren't even surgical."

 Richard interrupts : You used to be one of them. Don't you speak "nurse?"

 Patricia : That's why you don't get any respect from the nurses.

 Patricia : You're killing them with that workload. Look at the board.

 Bailey : - A tear in the lining of her esophagus. - Can you fix it?

 Bailey : No, her schedule is clear now. She can't compete today.

 Castle : it turns out I am going to be stuck here for the rest of the night.

But I want you to have a great time tonight with your girlfriends.

 Alexis : Maybe we can invite them over, too. All watch a movie here.

 Jules : He's like a total jock. Completely the opposite of your type.

 Esposito : So Beckett says plates on the SUV came back as stolen.

 Castle : coming out of that abandoned warehouse where Sam was killed.

 Mira : I'm sorry. I'm not authorized to give you that information.

 Jansen : Short term. Long term, it's deadly. We have to get out of here.

 Tom : Why don't you just ask me if I have an alibi for Finch's murder?

 Tom : Look, there's a wrong cop out there. We need to figure out who it is.

 Beckett : You don't work the other side without arousing IA suspicion

 Esposito : Yeah, we're never gonna find him, not in time anyway.

 Esposito : The man's been on the run for three years, separated from his family.

 Ellis : Oh, please, Thatcher. I've had a long day. I'm tired. Go away.

 Beckett : By putting my gift in Gates' blazer? Okay, I'm surprised.

 Castle : I can't remember. I put my name on it, I know that much.

 Beckett : If Gates finds out that we're dating, then that's it.

 Castle : Why do you think I've been trying so hard to get it back?

 Beckett : We will get it back. Right when we get to the precinct.

 Beckett : You know, the interesting thing about this building is that

 Beckett : And since we know you were at Lorenzo's Deli buying onions,

 Beckett : you couldn't have buzzed Hannah up the night of the murder.

 Castle : I know that your husband is in Brussels working on a deal,

 Castle : Which leaves only one other person living in this house.

- More pad thai, please. - Sheldon, you've already had four servings.

Well, my dad was the butler in her grandfather's home for 20 years,

 Suzanne : It was odd that she asked because I wasn't there, but she was.

 Suzanne : Well, I gave her his number, but I'm not sure what happened.

 Ryan : How can I tell my wife that I'm not wearing my wedding ring

 Beckett : So Charles Carson. Former butler to Odette's late grandfather.

 Beckett : So I looked up the guest list from Wednesday's taping and he's on it.

 Chandler : Open with a joke? It's a university, not a comedy club.

 Apple : But the guys I hated dancing with before, I hated dancing with after.

 Lucas : No. I'm following the one halfway in-between that point and that point.

 Lucas : No, no, I followed her out of that bookstore back there.

 Lucas : where they go around the room and cry about who's dead.

 Izzie : He's in George's room, when George's stupid marriage crashes

made a fool of himself marrying someone he doesn't love and have no place to go.

 Meredith : I'm fine. She's cremated, I picked out a beautiful urn,

 Meredith : Any more questions about my dead mother or can we get back to work?

Bringing a ringer in case he doesn't give the job to your boyfriends.

 Bailey : Your mom died and you almost joined her, you're taking it easy.

 Alex : No match on your prints, no hits from missing persons plus...

 Alex : They find something out about your identity, I'm gonna tell you.

 Alex : Surgery can be hard on a baby but you're on a fetal monitor the whole time,

 Chase : At the rate his organs are deteriorating, he's got maybe a day or two.

 Cameron : You were wrong. It wasn't the fear. He opened up to me when I...

 House : Act the way you always do? Yeah, I did. What did he say?

I'm gonna take this phone downstairs, so I don't disturb you. Is that okay?

 Sheldon : Corn dogs didn't come into existence till the first half of the 20th century.

 Jared : You call me back when you have a plan to make that happen.

 Beckett : She's serving seven years in federal prison for felony computer trespassing.

 Beckett : looking for proof that the fed colluded with big banks.

 Beckett : but the US Attorney didn't have enough to charge him.

 Cuddy : Where's the other cart? Isn't there usually another cart in here?

- Was I mean when you were pregnant? - I thought you said you weren't.

 ALEX : What's the point? The baby's nowhere near where it needs to be.

 ADDISON : It's our job as doctors to balance the desires of the patient

 DEREK : - The man has no morality, no ethics. - There's no pain, no numbness, but...

Doctors say they can't. - Doctors recommended bed rest and antibiotics.

 Stacy : They screwed up. It doesn't mean they're wrong this time. - Sure doesn't mean they're right.

 Stacy : - You're in pain. You're not thinking right. - That's why I need the damn morphine!

 Cuddy : He could be right. He could come out of this with almost full use of his leg.

 Chase : You felt good yesterday, and then you almost suffocated.

 Chase : Addie, this all looks really scary, but you'll feel nothing. Okay?

 Barney : Yeah, getting to stand next to me while I press the button.

 Ted : What if this one flickers and gives everyone a weird headache?

 Ted : Do you know how many people it takes to change 50,000 lightbulbs?

Are these people Irish, Polish, blondes? What are we dealing with here?

 Beckett : There has to be a tangible connection between Joe and our defendant,

 Beckett : Do you remember ever receiving any phone calls from a Joe McUsic?

 Castle : He may have said it was regarding the Otis Williams case.

 Dawn Craig : Oh. Yeah, I did get a series of bizarre, anonymous calls

 Dawn Craig : from a man claiming that Otis Williams was innocent.

 Dawn Craig : No, I never put him through. I figured he was a wacko.

 Dawn Craig : is to filter out the legitimate calls from the crackpots.

 Dawn Craig : Yeah, he said he had evidence that would exonerate Otis Williams

 Dawn Craig : and how he was gonna mail it to the District Attorney's office.

lf l have a heart attack at a restaurant, l want you there with your fossil brush.

Someone that l can spend this day with, and then his wife comes back into town!

 Ryan : Do you remember that meeting that Richie said he had in a diner last night?

 Beckett : Is there any reason that Richie and the Hammer would be fighting?

 Archie Brostein : is nothing compared to what I'm gonna do to the other guy.

 Beckett : Well, this urgent meeting that the two of you had, what was it about?

 Foreman : - I'll go get a nurse. - Yeah, see you in an hour or two.

 Cecelia : - She was dead in six months. - Listen, the edges are smooth.

 Foreman : It has mobility. It has all the earmarks of a benign...

 Foreman : The risks of a false positive on a biopsy outweigh...

 Cecelia : Either you do the biopsy, or I talk to your superior.

 Barney : You can't just tell someone exactly what you want out of a relationship.

 Lily : and had just ingested an eighth of sandwich, where would you go?

 Castle : You thought he should've done a better job watching over her.

 Dr. Raynes : No, I thought he shouldn't be sneaking into the jungle to have sex with her.

 Dr. Raynes : I told him to break it off. He was her boss. But he refused.

 Dr. Raynes : That girl had a bright future, and his carelessness took it from her.

 Dr. Raynes : Ask the staff. I'm basically living here until the exhibit launches.

 Beckett : Well, if they do, then I must've done something pretty terrible

 Rupert Bentley : Mr. Castle, Detective. Seen our new ad campaign?

 Rupert Bentley : Ever since the story broke, ticket pre-sales have jumped 20%.

 Castle : Yeah, but what about when people come and see the mummy

 Castle : and then they get hit by a car, or slip on a banana peel?

 Castle : - Then they're gonna sue you. - I have to make a call.

 Beckett : Cavallo was mentored by this badass Colombian drug lord,

 Beckett : slit all of his kids' throats and took over the operation.

 Charles Shaw : Burns told me he had a contact that was getting him close to Cavallo.

 Charles Shaw : The next day, he and his daughter are crossing the street,

 Castle : You know, it's that kind of sly humor that Burns was known for.

 Esposito : Tech was able to blow up and enhance that ATM video.

 Chandler : -She was not good, not good. -Nothing compared to you.

 Rachel : But if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective.

 Phoebe And Leslie : Sticky shoes, sticky shoes Next time I'll...

We're beginning to see a lot of layering of sheer fabrics and colors.

 Foreman : - I don't even know what that means. - Well, figure it out.

 Chase : House wants more information, not the same information done over again.

 Foreman : For all we know, the kid is dying and he's giving us riddles?

 Cameron : Did a more detailed history, went back three generations.

 Wilson : - Doesn't explain the low white count. - Alcoholism does.

 Foreman : On admission, his BAC was 2.0, liver enzymes off the chart.

 Sheldon : But I see the type of personal revelations you're going for.

 Sheldon : from a star-based rating system to a thumbs-up rating system.

...what if you found out that your mom wasn't really your mom...

 MRS. NILES : Wouldn't it be easier for him if I just never existed?

to fight the cancer so that you don't miss out on the joys of motherhood.

 DEREK : We're these adult grown up people who can be divorced and friendly.

That I hadn't thrown my marriage away. That I hadn't thrown my life away on

We're both liable for everything. So please, take the brownstone.

AII I want is Seattle. I want Seattle. And I want never to see you again.

 House : Any contact can cause rashes, flu symptoms, sore throat.

 Chase : People have a right to a little privacy, even from the people they love.

 Kutner : We ran a full body bone scan to find the cause of hardening in the hip.

- Whatever. Did you get the grant? - No. And you wanna know why?

 Charlie : Benji isn't in love with me. I mean, he broke up with me.

 Ross : I'm telling you, he didn't ask me one paleontologicaI question.

 Charlie : - Seriously? - Oh, I'm sorry. No, he did ask me one : 

 Charlie : Well, if it's like the Lake Mbosco in Congo, then M-B-O-

About the deaI you tried to make with me, about the crazy questions you-

 So on March 17, 2008, I went to a big St. Patrick's Day party. And it's a good thing I did, because, funny story : Y...

 So on March 17, 2008, I went to a big St. Patrick's Day party. And it's a good thing I did, because, funny story : Your mother was there.

 Sheldon : how to do your job, but when a mouse completes a maze,

 Joey : - Where have you been? - Taking my parents to the hotel.

 Joey : I figure if I wear these in my scenes, I won't get spit in my eyes.

 Ross : And, if I remember correctly, Ray-Ban was the official sponsor of WWI.

 Sheldon : ...I'd say I was pulling off a major heist at the Museum of Laundry Baskets.

 Leonard : One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.

 Leonard : I meant, golly, Sheldon, you've been gone a long time.

 Sheldon : They made me reveal confidential information about Howard's father.

 Sheldon : Sorry, badgering me won't work. What you should have said is : 

 Sheldon : On a scale of one to ten, how light of foot would you describe yourself...

 Sheldon : ...with one being not cat-like at all, and ten being freakishly feline?

 Sheldon : Is that your answer or do you not understand the question?

 Sheldon : Hang on. Are you now or have you ever been a salsa, Irish-folk or breakdancer?

 Monica : -What about Mike? -Oh, okay, you want me to marry Mike?

 Monica : Do you really think marrying someone else is the right answer?

 Rachel : By my sixth date with Paolo, he'd already named both my breasts.

 Ross : Ironically, most of the boxes seem to be labeled "Clothes."

Take it from me, if you're gonna pull tape off yourself, it's gotta be in one quick motion.

So, what's the deal? I can have sex with you, but I can't touch you?

 Sonia : You saved me the misery of spending another day with you.

 Sheldon : Okay, everybody, calm down. There is a simple solution here.

 Leonard : Just out of curiosity, what time do you usually go to bed?

 Amy : Maybe one day you'll come up with a cure for being a dork."

 Leonard : It wasn't spray-painting a lightning boIt on my briefcase.

 Leonard : - I can tell you that. - If it makes you feel any better...

"Dear Amy, seIf-respect and a hymen are better than friends and fun. Love, Mom."

 Leo : About how different you two are, and that worries you, right?

 Detective Kate Beckett : Castle, what do you think of this one?

I mean... Well, I mean sexy. Yeah, sexy. What's wrong with sexy?

 Castle : No one is going to be able to tell that we're together by how you are dressed.

 Beckett : You just want me to take my shirt off again, don't you?

I told you that NYPD has a strict policy about co-workers dating.

 Castle : Yes, but since I'm not getting paid, technically we're not co-workers.

Oh, really? And you think that Captain Gates is gonna see it that way?

 Castle : No one is going to find out. I haven't even told my mother or Alexis.

 Beckett : Yeah, that's because they're in Europe celebrating her graduation.

But just to be safe, you might want to change out of those pants.

 Beckett : And when we're in public, you're single and I'm single.

 Alex : - Research on the bezoar patient. - I told you I needed you on the floor.

He has fever, sweats, tingling lips, fingers, toes, mood swings,

 Bailey : I'm feeling some fairly extensive damage from coronary artery disease.

 Burke : Hello, Dr. Webber. Tell me what I need to know about Denny's heart, Dr. Bailey.

 Robin : And I don't want to brag, but they're filled with jelly.

 Cuddy whispers : I don't know why I okayed you foaming that lung.

 House : What's not so great is the average life expectancy is 78.

 Rachel : Know what? I hope Monica forgives you after you throw her...

 Joey : Thinking about maybe going upstairs and taking a little nap on my couch.

 Esposito : that she may have mentioned one client's fetishes to another client?

 Mistress : Absolutely not. Lady Irena beats confidentiality rules into our heads.

 Esposito : It's got, like, eight sides. I've never seen a knot like this.

 Ryan : that they remember Jessica talking about any of her clients,

 Ryan : but I think we might have an explanation as to where she was

 Callie : She was supposed to prep an OR for Noah's surgery and she bailed.

 Millie : That little girl right there says she's going to fix Noah's leg all by herself.

 Millie : And she just gave him a big old shot for his pain. I really like her.

 George : her body was over-pumping her bloodstream with adrenaline,

 George : which kept her conscious and alert and, uh, pain-free.

 George : And the adrenaline stopped flowing, which allowed her to succumb

 Overhead Speaker Voice : When you see a doctor, you will receive a blue or yellow form...

 Foreman : This novocaine will numb you for the lumbar puncture.

 Mary : Normally I'm in a bathing suit with 5,000 people staring at my butt.

 Coach : These kids are all very mature. Travel around the country from event to event.

- Ow. I feel it. Ow. I feel it. I fee... Ow. - Try to relax, Mary. Try to relax.

Well, at this point, I'm just glad someone's carrying me down the stairs.

 Sheldon : Met my childhood hero, now I get to ride in an ambulance.

 Sheldon : Boy, if we can get him to do that calendar, this will be the best day ever.

 Howard : But kids are like pancakes, the first one's always a throwaway.

 Bernadette : - Where'd you get that picture of her? - It's not her. I Googled "foo-foo little dogs."

Hey, heh, bad timing. Bernadette just took Cinnamon out for a walk.

...and around the Antares Maelstrom, and around Perdition's flames.

 Raj : You keep quoting Wrath of Khan, but he was in Next Generation.

 Raj : ...and we beat Lonely Larry and Captain Sweatpants in the next round...

 Sheldon : So my path to satisfaction is blocked by Lonely Larry and Captain Sweatpants.

 Raj : Dude, you have to stop talking like that. It's really lame.

 Stacy : If I skip my coffee, I get cranky. Do you want anything?

 Cameron : As far as I'm concerned, he made a little mistake. It happens.

 Stacy : The correct answer is, "We're not involved and I'm not biased".

 Foreman : As soon as he's out of the room, which is as soon as he can be out of the room,

 Sheldon : Of course, I'm joking, because the Latin for that is "nihil exsorbibo."

 Sheldon : Obviously another carnal fiasco with the "shiksi" goddess.

 Howard : Yeah, fine, whatever. The point is you're wrong, again.

...and let Professor Crawley tell us what kind of cricket Toby is.

 House : Tell Foreman to get it. Old people are scared of black people.

 House : Well, at best, we're gonna bat one for six on this one.

Leonard, you don't have to say thank you every time we have sex.

Tomorrow, you're gonna get a card in the mail. Just throw it away.

 Cuddy : I didn't even know you were looking for one. Nice to meet you.

 Patrick : I think that medicine has become too institutionalized.

 Patrick : We need to send a message to our patients that we're just like them.

 House : What kind of music do you like, Patrick? Actually, I don't...

 Beckett : So, uniforms talked to the pageant girls that Amber was closest to.

 Castle : The best thing to give a woman is something she said she wanted

 Esposito : Negative, but I asked around and the guy's no stranger to dirty pictures.

 Esposito : On top of headshots, he also freelances for adult magazines.

 Esposito : He's got a studio in the East Village. I'm heading there now.

 Espostio : Maybe some snaps of her wearing nothing but a smile?

 Lattimer : Amber wasn't the type. She was all about the glamour.

 Esposito : And we think whoever killed her, took this picture right here.

 Lattimer : Yeah, well, I didn't take this. I'm not that mediocre.

 Esposito : And with Amber's star on the rise, that photo's worth some serious coin.

 Lattimer : Hey, you have to believe me. I didn't take this photograph.

If she doesn't solve this soon, her head's gonna explode, and I don't want to get any on me.

Virus? - The kids are too sick, and the blood tests showed no lymphocytosis.

 Foreman : And they're not responding to acyclovir or ribavirin.

 Foreman : If it's some other virus, we'll never find it in time anyway.

 House : It's not responding to broad-spectrum antibiotics, so we've got something resistant.

 House : - The usual suspects? - MRSA. It's always MRSA in hospitals.

 House : Cultures will take 48 hours. Might as well be postmortem.

 House : We'll start them on vancomycin for the MRSA and aztreonam to cover the rest.

 House : Let's get M.R.I.'s, check for abscesses or some occult infection.

 House : I'll be in the clinic. Grab me if you find something important... or unimportant.

 Megan Brooks : it's the red carpet and then mingling over cocktails.

Uh, these are the people that you're gonna want to connect with.

 Megan Brooks : All of them are major donors with their own Super PACs,

 Carolyn Decker : because of the support and generosity of people like Alex Lopez.

 Lily : God, I feel like I'm teaching love as a second language here.

 Ted from 2030 : Now the party was for some of marshall's classmates

 Ted from 2030 : And most serious young legal minds in the country.

 Ted from 2030 : That guy went on to become a supreme court justice.

 Eric : a man who obviously wears lifts so he can lie about his height.

 Eric : You clearly dye your hair so you can lie about your age.

He knew nobody would believe in him. He was the boy that cried wolf.

We gotta figure out what Dave was onto two weeks ago that got him killed.

 Joey : Why is this so hard for you to get? I thought you were a scientist.

 Dad [talking Despite The Tongue Depressor.] : You don't need a $400 handbag.

 House : It's kinda hard to check your throat when you're flapping your gums around.

 House [substituting For Dad, In A Faux Fatherly Voice.] : He doesn't care if it's for the presidential inauguration.

 House [in Dad Voice.] : Roof over your head, the food you eat, your phone, your computer.

 House [feeling Dad's Glands.] : Fresno? That's in France, right? See the Parthenon?

 House [pushing 2 Fingers On The Guy's Forehead Sinuses And Interrupting.] : - Does that hurt? - Oh, yeah.

 House [to Daughter.] : Does his voice always have that unattractive nasal tone?

 House [smiling At Her Slightly.] : I'm gonna take that giggle as a no.

 House [smiling At Her Slightly.] : Fever, aches, weakness, loss of appetite.

 House [smiling At Her Slightly.] : Been having any anal sex with IV drug users lately?

 Daughter [rushing Over To Help Him Pick Up The Papers.] : You dropped something.

 Daughter [rushing Over To Help Him Pick Up The Papers.] : If there's anything else you can think of, please call.

 Cameron : She's been averaging 18 hours of sleep a day since her admission.

 House : Every time I'm around one of them, I get blue. It's not clinical depression.

 Cameron : Three E.R. doctors, two neurologists and a radiologist have all figured out what it's not.

We need to figure out what it is. If any of the above-mentioned doctors...

 House : were interested in my opinion, they would have asked for it.

 Cameron : None of them are willing to subject themselves to you.

 Cameron : and no one can figure out what's actually the cause... Ah.

What? Husband described her as being unusually irritable recently.

And? I didn't realize it was possible for a woman to be unusually irritable.

 Cameron : Nice try, but you're a misanthrope, not a misogynist.

 House : What's the first thing you ask a doctor who's referring a patient?

Hypersomnia's usually accompanied by irritability in depressed patients.

 Monica : Are you talking about Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve?

 Monica : Ross and I have been watching it since I can remember.

 Ross : the part with Dick Clark in Times Square is actually live.

 Joey : Women love guys who love babies. It's the sensitive thing.

Aim him at that pack of babes. Maybe one of them will break away.

 Joey : He's got that great baby smell. Get a whiff of his head.

 Woman : My brother and his boyfriend have been trying to adopt.

 Beckett : There's no prints, but CSU did find what they think is hair gel.

 Ryan : Two of the caterers recall seeing a blue Astro van parked there.

 Ryan : Same color as the catering vans, but without the company logo.

 Gates : Ms. Kaye has presented me with a very compelling proposal.

 Gates : She has expertise, which she can bring as a consultant on this case.

 Gates : Which includes a consultant with no expertise at anything.

 Esposito : took Greenpoint Ave to McGuinness, then went west on Huron.

 Beckett : - Okay, so how big is our search zone? - Twenty square blocks.

 Alexis : So, I'm sitting by the fountain on the south quad this morning,

 Alexis : sipping my macchiato, trying to study for a chem quiz,

 Alexis : I'm sure eventually I'll become jaded and cynical, but not today.

 Alexis : got tickets to go see Dr. Posner speak at the Beaumont tonight.

 Alexis : Dr. Posner is one of the foremost thinkers on climate change,

 Dennis Phillips : -Oh, my God. That was for my benefit? -There was a little something for everyone.

-I know you're casting for this new show. -I don't think you're right for this project.

Whatever it is, I can do it. If you didn't see it up there, just try me.

I didn't want you to be embarrassed to be seen on the dance floor..

Okay, you could easily embarrass me. But it doesn't matter, all right?

The guy was hammered. There's no way you look like Ross' mother.

 Chandler : He came up to me earlier and thanked me for my very moving performance in Titanic.

 Rachel : You're going to have to call that plane and tell them to swing around and pick me up.

 Rachel : We'll just tell them that there was, like, a problem with, like, the engine.

 Ticket Agent : I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to step aside, miss.

Well, in fairness to your side, you were also dying because of me, so...

- You knew I didn't want to be saved. - That's what's interesting.

 House : Your thyroid was low, but not enough to cause depression.

 John : So you came here to tell me that even if I can't walk, I can still hear the birds sing,

 House : It's not as bad as some, which is depressing all by itself.

 Ross : I mean, there were characters, plot lines, themes, a motif.

 Rachel : -Shouldn't we wait for Chandler? -Where the hell is he?

 Bella Lombardo : who heard from his cousin Pauly about Mr. Mandalay's presentation.

 Bella Lombardo : The beautiful Braverman Lofts in idyllic riverfront Hoboken.

 Bella Lombardo : but when I explained that it would fold into the purchase price,

 Bella Lombardo : he recognized that business smarts runs in our family.

 Ryan : I'll go back to the lawyer. See if he can get through to Fosse.

So I told him that there was a deal to be had, just not for amnesty.

 Boyer : I figured I'd give him a few minutes to think and try again.

 Esposito : Why don't you keep junior over there busy for me, will you?

 Esposito : He was trying to encourage Fosse to come up with some alternate demands.

 Gates : And instead, he just cost us any hope of getting that disarm code.

 Esposito : The guy just got out of prison a couple of months ago.

 Esposito : Why would he start killing people and why would he take his own life?

 Ryan : weren't limited to cops and last night's bombing victim.

- and she's going to be just fine. - And Greg? Has Greg come back yet?

You didn't think of telling me this morning you were planning to step down

 Richard : Dr. Bailey, you need those clowns to sign off on your proposal

 Richard : because one of them may be chief of surgery in a month.

I was trying to get you into the habit of doing things without me.

 Fireman #2 : No, there was an appliance left on. It looks like a curling iron.

Don't look at me, my hair's straight. Straight, straight, straight.

 Monica : Well, you let me know if you can. I can bake a pie to cover it.

Then he went to the fridge, and that's when I pulled out my gun.

 Anita voiceover : He turned around, and I shot him right in the chest.

 Beckett : You know what I think you're doing? You're trying to sabotage my case.

 Beckett : You know that no DA is going to get a conviction with multiple confessions.

 Clyde : because I was simply going to threaten him and take the prize.

 Clyde : I was about to pounce when suddenly there was a rag put over my mouth.

 Clyde : It had a sweet smell like it was doused with chloroform.

 Clyde : but whoever knocked me out took the Blue Butterfly with them.

 Beckett : Yeah, but without a confession our case is purely circumstantial.

 Beckett : Gonna see if I can get a warrant for Belasco's place.

 Castle : would give us some answers to what really happened to Joe and Vera.

 Castle : Well, that's the obvious version. But what about Sally?

 Castle : No, something else was going on. Something we're missing.

 Saleswoman : Find something you like, let me know, I'll ring it up.

 Gabiella : That is a remarkable collection, if I can show it to you.

 Montgomery : Seriously? What could they possibly do down there?

 Beckett : Yeah, Esposito and Ryan are already looking through the patient list,

 Beckett : for a run-of-the-mill revenge murderer to be that invisible.

 Beckett : Mrs. Goldberg had enough money to pay someone to do it.

 Beckett : But torture and suffocation? That doesn't seem like the work

 Montgomery : Surgeon with broken fingers? That's someone sending a message.

 Castle : Sweetheart, I want you to know, no matter how you think you look,

 Castle : "You look hideous"? Are you trying to give her body-image issues?

 Beckett : and I could be there for him, and we could just dive into it together.

 Beckett : Even on the worst days, there's a possibility forjoy.

 Castle : Yeah, I promised I'd leave. But I didn't promise I wouldn't come back.

 Castle : Oh, I didn't come here to die. I came here to diffuse the bomb.

 Chase : You need to lay flat after a lumbar puncture for about an hour.

 Foreman : Carnell's dad has this thing about him accepting stuff from rich friends.

 House : that the patient has a crappy relationship with his dad.

 House : There's only one reason any kid with a plane flies to Jamaica.

 Foreman : It wasn't for marijuana. He doesn't do anything but drink.

 Ryan : From the time he left work on those days till the time he got home,

 Lanie : You know that discoloration on the victim's hands and face?

 Lanie : It looks like someone scrubbed his skin with it, but after he was already dead.

 Beckett : Wait, Lanie, if the killer was trying to get rid of evidence,

 Lanie : so I still may be able to pull DNA from under the fingernails.

 Lanie : It's from a coffee shop in Brooklyn, dated the day he disappeared.

 Ryan : Williger lived in Manhattan and his office was in Midtown.

 Lanie : Come on, Kate, it's his first case back after two months.

 Lanie : You didn't expect everything to be back to normal right away.

 Lily : Now it just smells like a homeless guy threw up in here.

 Marshall : I've been blaming really tanned dancing leotard guy.

 Beckett : Remind me to get you a subscription to a girly magazine for Christmas.

 Castle : That is so thoughtful, but I'm not looking at the naked girl.

 Castle : We were so focused on Amber, we almost missed the entire picture.

 Castle : What if Amber and Jeremy were killed not because of who was in this photo,

 Beckett : Tell us about the blackmail and the murder of Amber Middleberry.

 Beckett : I thought you said that everybody loves the underbelly.

 House : - Where'd you get all that stuff? - Not from your kitchen.

 Wilson : Don't you ever eat anything besides canned soup and peanut butter?

 Wilson : Now, why do you have a season pass to the New Yankee workshop?

 Maria : If the water was contaminated, wouldn't I be sick, too?

 Castle : What are you doing? This mummy is over 2,000 years old.

 Rachel : Exposure to air in an unfiltered environment could be catastrophic.

 Dr. Raynes : - She worked with Will. - Did something happen to him?

 Beckett : - Were the two of you close? - Only professionally. Stanford...

 Dr. Raynes : It doesn't mean anything. It's just a terrible accident.

 Castle : - Actually, we believe he was murdered. It wasn't murder.

 Castle : - I'm sorry, did you say "curse"? - Tell them, Stanford.

 Rupert Bentley : Tell them what was written at the entrance to the burial chamber.

 Beckett : Standing by the fountain, thinking about all the things you'd done for her.

 Beckett : Now, she had something in her hands, something sharp. What was it?

 Beckett : Do you really want to listen to what you said and what you did?

 Travis : - Told me to stay away. - And so you took it from her.

 Travis : She was... She was trying to leave me. I loved her so much.

 Travis : - I just... I couldn't let her leave me. - She wasn't gonna leave you, Travis.

I know, and usually I just cry and say I'm sorry and he forgives me.

Unless you want her to spend eternity in a lemon-yellow pantsuit...

 Slaughter : Killing a police officer is not exactly a good addition to your rap sheet.

Sherlock, we're gonna die here, Iet's at least try to do it like men, huh?

 Ted : I told her I loved her, but... I just wanted to have sex.

"and I hope we can be friends again soon, you bloody scallywag."

For thinking I can solve my emotional problems with rat medicine?

 House : If you're gonna nag, at least have the decency to be specific.

 Wilson : You can't keep going like this. Something has to change.

 Sheldon : was this guy Rick from Computer Solutions on Colorado?

 Penny : How can you call yourself a scientist and run out of solder?

 Penny : to the store and let the women handle the science for a change.

 Joey : I gotta do what I gotta do. You gotta do what you gotta do.

There's a store here with one left in her size. But the groom can't see

 Sheldon : Point of clarification... are you still going on the trip?

No, Joey's not here right now, but I can take a message. I think.

Well, no, obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog.

 Leonard : Do you understand why people don't want to play with you?

 Sheldon : although it's a question I've been pondering since preschool.

 Shepherd : Well, it wasn't for the money. I mean, he was cleaning up here.

 Shepherd : No, it's probably nothing. I mean, it's stupid even.

 Rachel : - Oh, honey, I'm sure there's nothing wrong with the plane.

 Rachel : - Oh, that was just my crazy friend. She told me I should get off the plane,

 Rachel : because she had a feeling that there was something wrong with the left phalange.

 Rachel : - I wouldn't worry about it., She's always coming up with stuff like this,

- Wait, what are you doing? - Well, I can't take this plane now.

 Passenger #2 : - What's wrong with the plane? - There's nothing wrong with the plane.

 Sheldon : If you want to lure me in with sexy talk, that's how you do it.

 Sheldon : Where we would eat crops fertilized with our own waste.

 Penny : Why don't you guys stay across the hall, and we will live here?

 Sheldon : I wonder if I'd need to knock every time I came over here.

 Chandler : Monica doesn't like that either. I should stop doing that.

 Chandler : And they don't like it when you explain why your jokes are funny.

 Ross : They don't like it when you keep asking them if they like you.

-Man, I am so lucky I have Monica. -I'm never gonna find love again.

 Stuart : How about those guys on that bench over there? They look pathetic.

 House : By setting me up with a hottie that I can't sleep with?

 Wilson : Then consider it helping our neighbor's four-year-old.

 Wilson : and it was in their self-interest to keep you company.

 House : Read any parenting manual. That's not helping me. That's helping you.

 Wilson : Fine, I did it for me, for my relationship, out of pure self-interest.

 Wilson : Maybe. But how bad can a night out at a lesbian bar be?

-l thought you'd end up kissing Charlie. -l thought l'd end up kissing Charlie too.

Yeah, she's this new professor in my department that l did not kiss.

l don't know why Joey had to kiss her. Of all the girls at the party, God!

 Ross : -Why do you care so much? -Yes, Rachel. Why do you care so much?

All l'm saying is, l don't think that Joey and Charlie have anything in common.

l don't know. They seemed to have a shared interest in each other's tonsils.

 Phoebe : Wow. Joey and a professor. Can you imagine if they had kids?

 Raj : On the off chance that Bernadette doesn't call back and apologize,

 Sheldon : Home of my favourite Muppet and second favourite meatball.

 Sheldon : Okay, the Nordic reputation for lack of humor is well-founded.

 Sheldon : Apparently now we kick each other in the shin under the table.

 Sheldon : It doesn't matter if he's showering her with gifts...

- What do you mean "vastly weaIthy"? - Well, "weaIthy" means a lot of money.

 Leonard : I know they have money. I don't think it's that much.

 Sheldon : ...I achieved one of my lesser dreams and became a notary public.

 Sheldon : Well, from time to time, I notarize banking documents for Raj.

 Sheldon : The Koothrappalis aren't just rich, they're Richie Rich rich.

 Castle : they do their very best work after they've been booted off a case.

 Beckett : Is that what you came all the way over here to tell me?

 Castle : but he didn't say anything about your mother's case, did he?

 Castle : Montgomery always takes a coffee break 15 minutes after the hour.

 Castle : I get your mother's file wearing soft shoes. The south entrance says...

 Beckett : They volunteered for her from time to time for the Justice Initiative.

You had the stomach pain, you went to see him, he wanted you to taper off...

 House : If you haven't figured it out by now, your wife has a secret.

 House : Everything else is side effects of the drug that was treating it.

 Leslie : Your place. We'll order Chinese. You'll rent a movie, artsy but accessible.

 Sheldon : Break out the Red Bull. It's time to rock "Mario" old school.

Friday's always vintage-game night. Look, Mom included the memory card.

We can pick up right where I left off in 1999 when I had pernicious anemia.

 Chase : You don't feel it, but you're about to rip your stitches out.

 Wendy : I'm dating a doctor. I'd be an idiot to expect anything else.

 Wilson : You want to be a nurse practitioner? That's as good as it gets.

 Wendy : This is why you've been helping me get my surgical hours for accreditation.

 Sheldon-bot : Using Photoshop, I've introduced a few anachronisms.

 Sheldon-bot : Madame Curie should not be wearing a digital watch.

 House : Stop looking at the suspiciously empty bottle and look at the screen.

That's abdominal epilepsy. - Means there's some sort of neurological problem.

 Sheldon : Pay attention, Leonard. That's why she can't play on Sunday.

 Leonard : Hang on. Some guy is gonna be sleeping on your couch?

Oh. A definitely-not-gay musician sleeping on my girlfriend's couch.

 Sophia : I know you're trying to be nice, but I'm not into the whole pity thing.

 Kutner : It doesn't go away, but it gets easier. You learn to deal.

 Sophia : Always think it's the state trooper with more bad news.

 Kutner : You already got the worst news and survived. That's sort of the upside.

 Kutner : For your heart, yeah, but it also means we still don't know what's wrong.

 Sheldon : My fever has been tracking up exponentially since 2a. m...

 Sheldon : What else would I drink? Gases? Solids? Ionized plasma?

 Monica : -What were you thinking? -l' m not proud of this, okay?

 Castle : - Did you just use the word "veritable"? - Yes, I did.

 Beckett : - I need to see Mr. Fox. - Do you have an appointment?

 Castle : Hey, Skipper! I have not seen you since the big move. How are you, Joe?

 Torre : Pretty awful. I just can't believe this whole Vega thing.

 Castle : I know, it's sad. And you two were friends. I'm sorry.

 Castle : We're actually here to talk to Mr. Fox about it. This is Detective Kate Beckett.

 Torre : Well, good luck on the case. And I'll say a prayer for you guys.

 Fox : But I guess things hadn't changed as much as he had hoped for.

 Ryan : Yeah, yeah, your disappearance kind of drove 'em back together.

 Lanie Parish : So, the prelim exam indicates his neck was broken.

 Javier Esposito : Probably after a struggle, given his defensive wound.

 Lanie : Luckily, his body was wrapped when it went into the water.

 Lanie : I may still be able to pull the attacker's DNA from under the victim's nails.

 Samantha Williger : I had that sick feeling when he didn't come home.

 Samantha : These last few weeks, he had been having a hard time.

 Samantha : Wally started working late, coming home after I was asleep.

 Beckett : Did he say anything that would indicate he was in trouble?

 Samantha : He told me he loved me. Said things would be better soon.

 Castle : You know, seeing her, I can't imagine what it was like for you.

Now. This is not gonna come off unless you learn to love it, my friend.

 Tom : So you work at Bloomingdale's? My mom calls it "Bloomies."

 Fake Monica : I started my day by peeing in front of 25 other women...

 Ross : You've got it totally the other way around, my friend. Jon Voight

 Richard : In the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand...

 Chandler : He thinks I slept with his ex-girlfriend and killed his fish.

 House : Either God sweetened the deal with a no-flossing clause, or...

 Chase : Heavy metal poisoning fits, canned tuna, sushi, lead paint.

 House : Heavy metal it is. Do a home search and a peripheral smear.

 Cuddy : And I'm going to violate patient privacy laws just to keep you happy?

 House : You keep me happy, I return the favor. Think of it as tat for tit.

 Cuddy : When we're at work, we need to focus on our work thoughts.

 Chandler : Wait a minute. That is the craziest typing test I've ever seen.

 Joey : Ten years I've been waiting for a break like this. Ten years!

 Joey : I mean, Days of our Lives. That's actually on television!

 House : A heart attack is not going to kill you. You were in a hospital.

 House : You'd think this would naturally come up in conversation.

 Wilson : or stick electrodes in your head, because you could say you did it to get high.

 Wilson : The only reason to take anti-depressants is because you're depressed.

I was. Then I went to the gift shop because I was out of cigarettes.

And I thought, "Anything that can fit into this can't be scary."

 Chandler : So I got it to give Monica so she'd know I was okay.

 Monica : ...do you currently have any other racquetball buddies?

 Sheldon : I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave now.

 Howard : Yeah, well, Bernadette's a little under the weather and my mom's...

 Howard : Former dentist. I need a new one now that I know where his hands have been.

 Howard : It's okay. You know, we space cowboys don't do what we do for glory and fame.

 Howard : We leave that to your rock stars, and your athletes...

 Stuart : - I kind of live here now. - Just until he gets back on his feet.

 Raj : Which are looking pretty good in the boots I bought him for his birthday.

 Howard : Well, this probably won't work, but has anyone ever tried

 Sheldon : I think you're gonna like a lot of things I have in store.

 Sheldon : For example, in this world, only the men get pregnant,

 Sheldon : so your husband is home trying not to pee when he laughs.

 Sheldon : You stand in front of a tavern that serves the coldest,

 Amy : So, Claire, we've heard so many wonderful things about you.

 Chandler : Whenever I see a girl in fishnet stockings, it reminds me of...

 Kathy : I have a friend you'd like. She's really pretty. And then we could double date.

 Kathy : I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.

 Leonard : Fine. Just get back under your blanket and I'll drive you there.

 Amy : They're gonna need an extra-large veil for somebody's head.

 Bernadette : My dad. Because I make a lot more money than Howie...

Experts think it's because people are less inclined to off themselves

 Bernadette : ...and we might have been followed here by a drone.

- I'm sorry. I feel like such an idiot. - Oh, it's not so bad. You lost money...

...you're filled with shame, you got groped by a stranger. That's Vegas, you nailed it.

 Amy : You guys enjoy your evening. I'm gonna go before I ruin anybody else's weekend.

 Leonard : Amy, wait. I know it's not the night you had in mind...

 Sheldon : ...now you want the girls to play D&D with... Do you have a drug problem?

 Leonard : What's the big deal? Raj bailed, so we could use some extra players.

 Sheldon : I've just never played Dungeons & Dragons with girls before.

 Agnes interrupts : We just wanted to be here when Grace crossed over.

 Sydney stops doing the surgery, turns around and interrupts : Ready.

 Richard : - I can take care of this. - I did it. I should undo it.

 Cristina : - She wants me to apologize. - You crossed the line.

 Burke : - You made me cross the line. - Oh, like I can make you do anything.

 Mccord : and stole a highly classified hardware security module.

 Mccord : This is that module that contains an encryption system

 Beckett : Whoever took it is capable of shutting that satellite network down completely.

 Mccord : Leaving a large portion of our military's defenses blind.

 Beckett : disable the backup generators, then climb up this air shaft.

 Mccord : Because, even though the blackout defeated the security cameras,

 Villante : There's no way this operation took less than five minutes.

 Hendricks : No, sir. We scrubbed the entire video. There's nothing.

A thermal imaging sweep of the entire premises came up negative.

They must've found a way out that didn't take them past the cameras.

 Beckett : Can you pull up a map of the drainage system in the area?

 Hendricks : We checked all the access points, including the drainage grates.

 Castle : How close he came to catching the guy who killed his daughter,

 Beckett : Well, he probably knew that he was going to get killed

Monica Wyatt. It says here you moved to New York in 2002 from LA.

 Beckett : And the only Monica Wyatt that we found was a heroin addict,

 Monica Wyatt : I'm a real estate agent. Have you seen my apartment?

 Beckett : But all of the other ones can only be previewed online.

 Beckett : Your apartment sales. To Walter Neff, Frank Chambers, Richard Harland.

Not as high as air traffic controllers, but there are far more dentists...

 Raj : ...than air traffic controllers, so in pure numbers, you're still winning.

The last girl my mom set me up with had a mustache and a vestigial tail.

 Sheldon on phone : - Okay. - In a tall glass with a lime wedge.

 Howard : Oh, yeah, I tried to watch that online but they wanted my credit card.

 Ross : None of my questions have anything to do with paleontology.

 Benjamin : You're right, I apologize. Scratch the last question.

And I'm not just hurt, I'm insulted. When I tell somebody I did something-

Okay, hold on, let me just stop you right there, okay? First, you lied. Right?

 Sheldon : As long as no one jumps out in a hockey mask, I'll be fine.

 Laura : And then we discover the movers lost all our kitchen boxes.

 Beckett : It's funny, I never would have pegged you for the occult type.

 Beckett : So, this murder, is that a part of the ceremony as well?

 Michelle : practiced by millions of people across the world every day.

No. Your killer may be vodun, but that's not why this man's dead.

He was killed because he had something the killer desperately wants,

 Ryan : Victim's name is Darcy Cho. Second-year lawyer at a firm downtown.

 Detective Javier Esposito : Multiple stab wounds, just like the last one.

 Esposito : When they saw what they had, West Side boys gave us a call.

Looks like she put up a fight. Defensive wounds on her forearms.

 Foreman : Come on. You know I can't do a bone marrow aspiration in the hallway.

 Foreman : I just need something at least close to a sterile environment.

 Dr. Spain : You know, I really admire the way you don't care what anyone thinks. You just do what you want, the way you want.

 Wilson : So you went to Hopkins for both undergrad and med school?

 Dr. Spain : Mostly blues, you know, James Cotton, some original stuff.

 Ross : -Okay. How about for a guy, Thatcher? -Why do you hate our child?

I don't like baths. Could you draw me a picture of us having sex on the balcony?

I lit candles, I put on music. I used bath salts, plus bubble bath.

 Beckett : You guys see if you can find a link between Maddox and Bracken.

 Beckett : We put enough of it together to know that Bracken took dirty money.

 Martha/alexis : - Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! - Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

 Alexis : We're doing voice exercises to strengthen abdominal breathing.

Oh! The old "Gram goes overboard because acting is in your bones" routine.

 Alexis : I didn't know she'd wake me up when it was still dark outside.

 Martha : Besides, we'll all have plenty of time to sleep when we're dead.

 Ryan : We ran employees and volunteers. None have priors or records. Hello?

 Ryan cont'd : - What's she doing? - Writing an affidavit for a court order.

 Castle : That no one is going to sign. Did you see that list of board members?

 Castle : Whoa, hey, you seem a little stressed. Hey, you know what you need?

 Castle : The last one took place a week before the robberies began.

 Castle : You don't have to ask who the donors are, because they'll all be there,

 Esposito : If the employees and volunteers are clean, then our perp...

 Marshall always singing in the video : That's the 17th. * Are you free? *

 Marshall always singing in the video : Friday or Sunday would also work.

 Marshall always singing in the video : Or basically any other day.

 Barney : Needless to say, we've both changed our e-mail addresses.

 Mickey : I don't need the tabloids writing about us getting into it

 Mickey : Let's be realistic. The guy died from a heart attack, right?

 Beckett : It was a heart attack that was a result of toxins in his system.

 Beckett : Toxins that he ingested somewhere around the time that you saw him.

 Mickey : The other night, he comes over, he's ranting and raving,

 Leonard : We need liquid helium... does the department have any we can use?

 Barry : And what we do have I need for my quantum excitation study.

 Leman Jones : and I figure, no sense in letting good parts go to waste.

 Castle : Yeah, she's allowed to do that. I'm surprised you don't know that.

 Leman Jones : I didn't get a clear look. He ran off when I pulled up.

 Leman Jones : Because he did a number on the interior. He tore up the upholstery.

 Castle : That guy does not have the improv skills to make up a lie like that.

 Beckett : Have CSU check the car for signs that someone else tampered with it.

 Ryan : So I spoke to one of the drivers who rents a shift with Amir's cab.

 Sergeant Roman : Mr. Castle, are you open to talking to Emma over the phone?

 Roman : But we have ascertained that she's taken five hostages.

 Beckett : Well, if there's one thing you excel at, Castle, it's talking.

Well, if you care to step outside, I'd be happy to show you my driver's license.

In the Nikki Heat series, what's Rook and Nikki's wine of choice?

 Sheldon : I was promised a riverboat journey into the jungles of my subconscious.

 Sheldon : ...I hear from the lady who slices my bologna at Ralph's.

 Sheldon : Would it be helpful to you if I told you about my dreams?

 Sheldon : But everything around me was to scale so it all looked normal.

Well, how did you know you were a giant if everything was to scale?

 Sheldon : ...my answers to the standard Rorschach inkblot test are : 

 Sheldon : ...and D, my father killing my mother with a hypodermic needle.

 Ross : I love Ben. But every time I drop him off at Carol and Susan's..

my kid comes running in, leaps up on the bed and we all read the paper.

-That's nice. You can still have that. -No. Rachel's out with some guy.

 Beckett : Well, if he wasn't going to work every day, where was he going?

 Beckett : I don't understand. Why didn't they just sell the apartment?

 Cofield : it boils down to the fact that you may never walk again

 Cofield : because House created an atmosphere that promotes recklessness.

 Cofield : Co-worker whom you've known for almost 10 years who nearly died.

We can't seriously be talking about me taking one of your kids, can we?

 Frank Jr. : She's pretty tired too. I think we could get her on board.

 Chelsea : I saw you at the bus stop, mister, and I followed you home.

 Phoebe : - Can I speak to your supply manager? - I'm the supply manager.

 Meredith : It's so refreshing to see how secure you two are in your relationship.

They'll take $50 a month from our accounts for the rest of our lives.

 Foreman : Could be plaques, MS would explain the itching, possibly the lungs.

 Foreman : You want to talk about your headaches? Not particularly.

 Foreman : You went off the drug, but the headaches are worse. You need an MRI.

 Thirteen : If she had gangrene, would you be amputating my leg?

These pills have codeine in them? You're taking twice the indicated amount.

 Thirteen : So I think the bigger issue here is that I've been off you for 24 hours.

 Foreman : You have worsening headaches, loss of peripheral vision,

 Foreman : and a long history of pretending bad things aren't happening.

 Foreman : You really think this is just about my hurt feelings?

 House : Apparently, working moms are actually more engaged and attentive

 Sheldon : I merely offer you a facial expression that suggests you've gone insane.

 Raj : -I don't get it. You had a great time. -Yes, exactly. I had a great time.

 Sheldon : For example, after I learn Finnish, I'm not going to learn Finnish again.

 Sheldon : ...threat you might levy, rhetorical strategy, plea, invocation...

 Tim : He asked for my forgiveness, and he said he wanted to make things right.

 Tim : He knew where there was evidence that could win our case.

Edmund said that they were original unaltered loan docs from SunCove.

 Beckett : He recognized Edmund and realized he was going after those files.

 Zack : climbs into the hot tub, and the first thing I notice...

 Sheldon : and charged Archimedes with coming up with the solution.

 Gates : I contacted my colleagues at the US and Japanese embassies, Miss Ozu.

 Gates : They have decided not to press charges on impersonating a Consulate official.

 Gates : And I'd like to offer my personal condolences on the loss of your sister.

 Taub : but she doesn't remember a guy she had a one-on-one meeting with.

 House : Ethics and self-esteem? You really are a pain in the ass.

 House : But if you walk away now, after I just re-hired you, that's quitting.

 Masters : So, in theory, if we can find something that mimics Hep A...

 Rachel awkward Chuckle : There must be something that you like about yourself.

 Rachel : This is the worst date ever! How could you set me up with this creep?

 Phoebe : You know, you are talking about one of my dear, dear friends.

I think I'll go with the chicken piccata instead of the Cornish game hen.

 Ross : Can I get the keys? Thought I'd take that bad boy for a spin.

Ross drives it? When I ask, you say you're the only one allowed to drive it.

 Monica : Just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after you're done.

 Rachel : - You let Joey drive it? - I've never driven it. Not once.

I can fix this. Monica, Rachel thinks all you talk about is the wedding.

I won't let you drive the Porsche because you're a terrible driver.

If you want a ride in the Porsche, I'll take you around the block.

Remember when I auditioned for Rent but I didn't get it and I couldn't figure out why?

The girl picked to play Mimi, she dropped out and they asked me to replace her.

- Oh! Congratulations, what a lucky break. - It's not a big deal.

 Leonard : - He doesn't. - It's this Friday at 8, you guys wanna come?

- I think that's a week from Tuesday at 6. - No, it's this Friday.

 Sheldon : ...while lying is characteristic of a violent sociopath.

 Sheldon : No. I imagine if you were going to kill me, you'd have done it a long time ago.

 Chase : Has he ever had any problems like this before? Any family history?

 Foreman : - You know why House thinks I'm a druggie? - This is gonna be a racial thing, isn't it?

 Foreman : Same reason he thinks this kid overdosed. When you're a drug addict, you wanna believe everyone else is too.

 Cameron : Deflecting a personal question with a joke. Gee, who do I know that does that?

 Foreman : Yeah, I'm just like him. Except for the angry, bitter, pompous cripple part.

 Cameron : Maybe we should all pitch in and get you a nice cane.

Shane had you hire DJ Beat so that Joey could get in and steal that phone.

 Castle : You know what else isn't speculation? The warrant she served on your ISP.

 Esposito : You are walking on grand larceny and accessory after the fact.

 Chandler : Any chance you're trying to pick a fight to make all of this easier?

 Rachel : - That's probably a good idea. - I'll see you in the morning.

 Phoebe Sr : Mostly nudes. It combines my two passions : pottery and erotica.

I thought it'd be a good idea to talk about this baby stuff in person.

 Amy : Oh, you Heimliched a ball of wool out of me; you're good.

 Sheldon : and I swallowed the gift receipt so you cannot return it.

 Becca : I can't stop eating them. I guess it's, like, a craving.

 Becca : My grandmother was married for 37 years to a man that treated her like garbage,

 Becca : and my mom would've stayed married to my loser dad that long,

 Becca : You know, I never understood how you could fall for the same crap as your mother.

 House : Again, had your brilliant plan included a roomful of hostages

 House : leaving their immune systems too weak to deal with the metabolic strain,

or who are already on painkillers that have fatal interactions...

 Larry : You got a problem with doctors, take it out on the doctors. Give it to her.

 Foley : You ever been barely touched by a guy who weighs 230 pounds?

 House : He has anisocoria, which, given his age, the adrenaline surge in the fight,

 Wilson : The bet was on who would win, not who would live the longest.

 House : If he's physically unable to continue because of a pre-existing illness,

then it's technically a no contest, which means all bets are off.

 Wilson : You know that just because I was right about this one fighter,

 Wilson : And one possibly photoshopped cell phone pic does not a diagnosis make.

 Cesar : I'm a co-worker of Wendy Lee's. I'm also her boyfriend.

Really? I thought you were the one trying to ram her into a drug trial five minutes after surgery.

 Vogler : Well, the guy running the study sure wasn't. Not his life. Not his call.

His study, his call. - Right. So she kicks off, his numbers look bad.

 Man : I mean, why else would they keep it on the dark side of the moon

 Rachel : You're gonna love this cake. I got it from a bakery in New Jersey, Carino's.

 Rachel : ...in all different shapes. And if you give them a photo, they'll copy it in icing.

 Monica : - Did you do a picture of Emma? - Yes. On a cake shaped like a bunny.

 Rachel : If I wanted this cake to be a disaster, I would have baked it myself!

 Jason : You just want it out of your control. Well, it is. Because I've got a gun.

I mean, you know a movie's bad when my homegirl Sandy B can't save it.

 Howard : Not me. I'm having dinner with Bernadette and her parents.

 Sheldon : You know what I like to do when I'm forced to speak with those...

 Sheldon : ...like the difference between Spider-Man and spiders.

 Sheldon : ...there is no place in the continental United States, Alaska or Hawaii...

 Sheldon : ...from which one can dig straight through the center of the Earth and come up in China.

 Sheldon : Actually, you can't have that one either. It's too good. Sorry.

 Sheldon : It's for one of her colleagues who is of Asian descent...

 Sheldon : ...so my planned conversational gambit is to casually remark...

 Sheldon : ...that no matter how deep they dig his grave, he'll never make his way back to China.

 Chandler : If you're gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones.

 Rachel : Guys, I'm going for anything here. I can't be a waitress anymore.

 Rachel : I'm sick of the lousy tips. I'm sick of being called "Excuse Me."

 Ross : Nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed with your "compuper" skills.

 Alexis : And no matter how careful we are, stuff will get out there.

 Alexis : Friends will tag me in photos, inevitably doing something stupid.

Thing is, Alexis, there are bad people out there, who will do bad things.

 Castle : or reminding you, from time to time, that you are indeed wrong.

 Beckett : Twelve seconds after Beau left, you headed off in the same direction.

 Candice : Well, I didn't follow him, if that's what you're trying to say.

With the Federal detail at the door, it's the safest place in the city.

 Beckett : - Thank you, Castle, but I couldn't. - You can and you will.

 Montgomery : Detective, I took that security off of your apartment

Who would have thought that I would be homeless and case-less in one day.

 Castle : I know I'm the king of going rogue, but you were right to chase after Dunn.

I would have done the same thing if I was in her spot. I'm too close to it.

I'm sure after all this, you're a little sorry you let me follow you around.

 Beckett : All the other annoying things that you do, but not this.

 Castle : The way I look at it now, if it wasn't for Nikki Heat,

 Castle : because he wouldn't have met anyone smart enough to catch him.

 Shaw : First thing in the morning I'll check your homework, okay?

You raise your hand, put your left hand down your pants and repeat that.

 Rachel : -Third one from the left? -Yeah. Why is it staring at me?

I think it knows I'm talking about it. Don't you..? You're looking!

-Okay. But listen to me, I didn't.. -Don't tell me! I don't wanna know!

I swear I didn't see anything! I don't want to know. It was just a momentary lapse.

 House : But not about my violent reactions when people steal my tuna.

 House : You're stepping to a guy who outweighs you by 50 pounds

 Rollo : 'cause you don't wanna get a snitch jacket and wind up shanked in the showers.

 Phoebe : Yeah, but Sergei said it took the Germans six weeks...

Monica and Ross, I don't know what I'm gonna do about the two of you.

 Rachel : I just cannot believe that you ate that so that I wouldn't feel bad.

I live across the hall. You walked in on me when I was changing.

 House : We got caterers staging everything downstairs as we speak.

We got floral arrangements, place settings, other weddingy stuff.

 Foreman : Nothing good. The brain's losing control of the body.

 Foreman : Can't order the eyes to focus, regulate sleep patterns or control muscles.

 House : Either way, this kid's gonna be picking up his diploma in diapers and a wheelchair.

 House : Anyone think this differential diagnosis might be compromised because we don't have an accurate family history?

 Cameron : - I took an accurate family history. - You didn't even take an accurate family.

 House : - His father's not his father. - Why would you say that?

Thirty percent of all dads don't realize they're raising someone else's kid.

False paternity's more like 10%. That's what our moms would like us to believe.

 Cameron : Who cares? If he got it from his parents, they'd both be dead.

 Cameron : Can we get on with the differential diagnosis? - Fifty bucks says I'm right.

Don't worry. I'm sure the guy who tucked you in was your daddy. - Make it a hundred.

If we exclude the night terrors, it could be something systemic.

 House : Feel free to exclude any symptom if it makes your job easier. - Night terrors were anecdotal.

He could've had a bad dream. - No. Parents said he was conscious during and didn't remember anything afterwards.

 House : Before we condemn this kid, maybe we should entertain Dr. Chase's skepticism.

 House : I want a detailed polysomnograph. If he's having night terrors, I want to see them.

 Howard : ...went into my first anaphylactic shock, had to be rushed to the hospital...

 Howard : ...came home, celebrated with a Snickers, went into my second anaphylactic shock.

 Leonard : We're not standing outside by the U-Haul while you fondle yourself.

 Sheldon : Penny, if you wouldn't mind, I'd like to have a conversation about girls.

 Penny : Had a feeling we'd have a talk like this sooner or later.

 Ryan : entered or left the apartment between 10 : 00 p.m. and 9 : 00 a.m.

 Esposito : Hiding under a bed for hours while the girl you just shot bleeds out?

 Castle : You commit a murder and frame an innocent man, all at the same time.

 Taub : Kid said he was in a state-sponsored rehab last November.

 Taub : and he listed his father's address as his primary next of kin.

 House : And the reason you're continuing to talk instead of driving there?

 House : You're genuinely upset at being mockingly snubbed by a mock wedding?

 Izzie : no matter what, it would be pretty much all you could think about.

 Derek : Um, I'm with some friends. It's a bachelor party, so I'm gonna...

This is not the day that I was expecting when I woke up this morning.

 Castle : to the prospect of collaborating with Stephen King, you know.

 Phoebe : I learned how to shoot a lay-up, a foul shot, and a 23-pointer.

 Emily : ...and I was so upset about the hall being knocked down...

Do you think Monica realizes how much our parents spent on this?

Do you think my sister's teeny, tiny, little brain comprehends...

<i>NARRATOR : </i>Kids, one morning in 2010, I opened the newspaper

 Marshall : Can you imagine if our college selves saw us like this?

They wouldn't have ended up in bed. I threw her at his man-nipples!

 Mr. Waltham : Rachel, one of your customers seems to have left his billfold, a Joshua Burgen.

 Sheldon : You're right. I'm smart as a whip. l should be able to figure this out.

 Leonard : Listen, I kind of made plans with the guys this weekend.

 Leonard : ...you'd think that l was taking things too seriously...

 Leonard : Guess I was hoping for a different reaction, but okay.

 Leonard : And then you'd realize that I'm a stallion that has to run free.

 Leonard : Do you mind if I spend the weekend playing games with the guys?

will be tossed out of the hospital because they were faking it to score narcotics,

 Farmer : It started just above my ankle, and it's radiating up.

 House : Any history of bone cancer, osteogenesis imperfecta or multiple myeloma?

 Caring : We should run a C.B.C. and a D-Dimer. And get an M.R.I.

M.R.I. or a PET scan? If the problem's vascular, he's better off...

 House : Sorry. Thanks for playin'. Patient's dead. You killed him.

 Keen : We had no time to run any tests. There was nothing we could do.

 The Director : All right, Alex. Now, when Joey says his line...

"Take good care of your mama, son," that's your cue to cry. Got it?

 Ted voix off : I decided to work from home to avoid contamination

Okay, that's all we're talking about. Okay? Come on, let's go home.

 Rachel : - Then the night comes again... - The days and nights are hard, I get it!

 Monica : I have to start getting ready. I'm getting married today.

I'm gonna put my makeup on. We have to be at the hotel in an hour.

 Joey : There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight.

 Cuddy : From now on, I'm gonna supervise your practicum requirements.

 House : It's not necessary because I'm not ready to be a doctor again.

 Rachel sighs, And Speaks Softly : All this time and energy you spent

 Rachel sighs, And Speaks Softly : convincing me you weren't cheating.

 Taub : There's a woman at work. People say she's attracted to me.

 Leonard : Last night, me wanting to try that stuff out of the Kama Sutra.

 Priya : to use crazy positions from an ancient Indian love manual.

 Leonard : Hey, if you can find a book called "Weird Sex with White Boys"

 Leonard : I tried in the seventh grade. I could never get used to them.

 Leonard : Yeah. If I had contacts, I would have been the coolest

 Leonard : Debate Club president ever to be stuffed into his own cello case.

 Priya : If you had them on now, you could see what we're going to do next.

 Burns : I tried to follow the clues myself, but I couldn't solve them all.

 Beckett : You set up a scavenger hunt to solve clues through crowdsourcing.

 Burns : I told you, I was at home with my family the night she died.

Because I hoped she would shed some light on the Rose family history.

 Burns : Something that might help solve that last clue, but that was it.

 Henry : Hey. They said you found something out about my cousin's murder.

 Beckett : she called you more frequently over the last few months.

 Thirteen : Jumping to a transplant when we don't know what she...

 House : Her marrow's nearly wiped out already, count is almost zero.

 Thirteen : "Almost" being the key word. The new marrow would attack the old marrow.

 Chase : started by pressing on his olfactory nerves, affects his sense of smell,

 18 [quietly To 24.] : You're working that thing all the time. Is everything all right?

 18 [quietly To 24.] : We're supposed to be watching her heart rate and blood pressure.

 24 : What? I'm not quitting my old job until I'm sure I've got a new one.

 18 : Are you crazy? You can't use those! We're in a hyperbaric...

Aren't we gonna discuss what caused the sudden appearance of burnt flesh?

 Detective Milt Boyle : Vince Bianchi, before he turned into the pile of bones you guys found.

 Detective Milt Boyle : Back then, we were trying to take him off the streets.

 Detective Milt Boyle : Then, on July 30th, 1978, somebody did it for us.

 Ryan : Gates sure did pick the wrong week to go to a terrorism seminar.

 Beckett : Detective Boyle, could one of the other crime families have had him killed?

 Boyle : Both wanted to muscle in on Bianchi's territory, so they had motive.

 Boyle : They had dinner together that night at Gino's Restaurant.

 Boyle : Frank claimed he drove Vince home and never saw him again.

Castle, look at the suit that Vince was wearing at the restaurant.

 Leonard : -Thanks for not calling the cops. -Oh, it's no big deal.

 Daniel : I was on my way to six. I know how alcohol affects me.

 Kutner : You lived in Manhattan for three years, then a year in Oregon,

 Kutner : 18 months in New Mexico, less than a year in Wisconsin,

 Kutner : and now you've been living in Trenton for the last six months.

 Kutner : The more we know about you, the more likely it is we can help you.

 Daniel : I was innocent, but the church decided to transfer me,

 Daniel : When the parishioners at the new church got wind of why I'd been transferred,

 Daniel : Okay, you wanted to know why I moved around so much, and I told you.

 Richard : Throughout the stomach, the celiac lymph nodes, the liver.

 Meredith : - But I thought... - The patient asked us to proceed.

 Meredith : - What does that mean, exactly? - This man asked for a chance to fight.

 Monica : - You really want me to come back? - More than I wanna get married.

 Monica : Get your hair and makeup done. I'll take care of everything.

 Monica : But the band and the photographer are coming in from New Jersey.

 Burman : No idea. In fact, he was having one of the best months he's ever had.

 Burman : No, Pete was a rising star. His clients loved him. But...

 Burman : And I saw Peter in the stairwell with this guy who looked like a gangbanger,

 Beckett : You saw a gangbanger in your stairwell, and you just let it go?

 Burman : about what our people do to... To get through the day.

 Beckett : Great. I need the names of all of Peter's associates here at work.

 Outside.Ted's father : We're sorry we didn't say anything about the divorce.

 Ted : We have to start talking about stuff, and not just baseball.

 Greg House : Because I wouldn't have gotten the answer without each of them.

 Greg House : He thinks he's gonna be great once he's all grown up,

 Greg House : My mom always said that two wrongs don't make a right.

 Greg House : Patient's immune system was shredded with years of drugs.

It's been three years, and you 're probably seeing someone else now...

...but if we could have one night together, for old time's sake...

 Ross : So your ex-boyfriend is gonna determine if your new boyfriend gets this grant?

 Charlie : If anything, I think this could help you. You know what?

 Charlie : Why don't we all go out to dinner, and I can introduce you.

 Ross : - If you think it'd help. - Yeah, absolutely. I'll call him.

I told you I had to spend all day clearing out stuff so Mike could move in.

 Monica : Now that I'm here, I might as well help with the cleaning and organizing.

 Beckett : Well, sir, we think that an accomplice was helping him out.

 Montgomery : Call the crew over at Greg's. If we can find Amy's letters to Greg,

 Beckett : The only thing that Amy talks about is being innocent of the crime

 Castle : Yeah, it's pretty clear Greg misses her, too. Listen to this.

 Castle : "The days without you grow longer, but my love for you grows..."

 Beckett : Yeah, well not everyone is a best-selling crime novelist.

He wore it to the premiere of a fruity love story where he was a blind guy.

The only super power you have is the slightly heightened sense of smell.

You want your mom at the altar screaming racial slurs? I don't care.

 Monica : So Nancy told me about this job at this great restaurant, Javu?

Before, you said that being with me was more important than any job.

 Chandler : What happened to ''you can't live without me four days a week''?

 Monica : Well, if you really think about it, l mean, four days is not that long.

...and l always work late on Tuesdays, so really if you think about it...

CAMERON : We still have no idea why he was in the coma to begin with.

 Cameron : An infection made worse by the steroids we gave him for pickwick's does.

 House : Referring to the fund-raising funbags by the royal "we" now?

 House : I specifically told them to skip the boring testing part

 House : Kids these days, got no respect for other people's property.

 Cameron : he could have sued us for discrimination as well as malpractice.

Looks like Cameron's gonna be having a lot more ideas in future.

 House : Who knew that being bloated and bitchy could actually come in handy?

 Foreman : Acute adrenal insufficiency could cause a temporary coma.

 Chase : A glandular problem would cause his temperature to be low, not high.

 Maria : Luckily both of us are pretty anal about keeping things clean.

 Cameron : Can you stop stuffing your mouth with pancakes for one second?

 House : These aren't pancakes. These are macadamia nut pancakes.

 Foreman : - Some ants are poisonous, maybe... - Forget the 72 virgins.

 House : Army ants could devour, dissolve and eat a cow in a matter of hours.

 House : nasty little bastards, but more of a nuisance than a threat.

 Chase : It's a five-star, $400 a night place. They don't cook with ceramic pots.

 House : Run them again. Call the resort, find some disgruntled employee to talk to.

 Chase : - It could also be a food allergy. - Cameron says it's not.

 Dr. Spain : Wow. I thought you'd be the last person to have a problem with nonconformity.

 House : I can't remember the last time I saw a 20-something kid with a tattoo of an Asian letter on his wrist.

 House : Wear a pocket protector like he does, and get a haircut,

 House : like the Asian kids who don't leave the library for 20-hour stretches.

 House : Actually, the Asian kids are probably just responding to parental pressure, but my point is still valid.

 : This equipment looks like it's 100 years old. -Just got it out of storage.

 Foreman : It is the previous generation, but it works just fine.

 Foreman : Well, we still can't release her. We still don't know yet exactly what's causing the...

 Regis Philbin Taking Barney by the collar : Listen, blondie! Don't mess with me! Daddy needs his meat.

 Regis Philbin To Marshall : What about you, Lurch? And what about you, satchel-mouth?

 Regis Philbin To Marshall : This is my cell. You find that burger, you call me day or night.

All right, so what are you waiting for? Get out and find the burger!

 Marshall : Now I'm doomed to walk the earth forever, searching for that green door

 Robin : I've walked by it a million times. It's on West 12th, right off of 7th.

 Marshall taking Robin's burger in his hands : If any of us is gonna eat a burger tonight, it's gonna be the best burger in New York.

 Marshall taking Robin's burger in his hands : We're going downtown!

 Alexis : Frank, I know you've been through this more times than you can stomach,

 Frank : I was doing some welding, and the smoke set off the garage alarm.

 Beckett : So, ballistics confirmed that the gun found in Jeremy's apartment

 Beckett : Well, that just means that he was shot at close range.

 Castle : Like, if Jeremy were holding the gun, struggled with Fink,

 Lanie : These abrasions on Fink's wrists are certainly consistent with that.

 Beckett : Well, then why would he have left the gun in his apartment?

 Castle : Doc Holloway said he was probably in a fugue state, like sleep-walking.

 Castle : He could have dropped the gun off, and then went back out again.

 Lanie : I thought you're supposed to be happy after you caught the killer.

 Beckett : - We just arrested you for murder. - Yeah. Well, it's not your fault.

 Jerermy Preswick : You guys have been nothing but incredibly nice

 Jerermy Preswick : to a babbling idiot who thought he was a victim.

 Jerermy Preswick : - It's like I tricked you. - Good luck, Jeremy.

 Jerermy Preswick : Hey, if you figure it out, would you let me know?

 Jeremy Preswick : - Of course. - I just think it'd be easier, knowing why.

 Raj : Okay, when I first came to this country, l didn't know how to behave...

l was pretty lonely. But then I met Howard, and suddenly my life changed...

 Raj : ...to all the good times we had, like, uh, when we went camping...

 Raj : ...and spent that night telling each other all our secrets.

 House : takes in the freaks and rejects of humanity and tells them they're A-okay.

 Cameron : Her head was open, you were asking her questions, a baby was crying.

 House : You decided to keep her. Thank you for telling me. You can go now.

 House : He's gonna go back to the father and we'll all end up here.

 House : If you could be a bit more descriptive, I'd be happier.

 Beckett : And Castle's gonna lord it over me if I don't outdo what he did last week.

 Ryan : The guy who, uh, took you on an urban spelunking adventure

 Ryan : and then he hired actors to reenact scenes from the movie C.H.U.D.

 Esposito : You'll never believe where he went. Sing Sing Penitentiary.

 Esposito : who also happens to be his estranged older stepbrother.

 Esposito : And according to Zane's publicist, he kept it quiet.

 Esposito : According to the limo driver, though, it was far from a happy family reunion.

 Esposito : Apparently, there was a lot of built-up rage against Zane.

 Beckett : You know, evidence suggests that this break-in was a two-man job.

 Esposito : Cops suspected Zane, but only had evidence against Toro.

 Esposito : And Zane moves to Hollywood and becomes a movie star.

 Esposito : You were out all of 10 hours before you murdered Zane.

 Castle : Oh, can you at least finish taking that off before you shoot me?

 Beckett : Yeah, I would love to, except I'm still proving myself.

 Beckett : I've gotta know these reports better than the people that wrote them.

 Phoebe : This day is really gonna be so much better than I thought it was gonna be.

 Rachel : Last week, he brought this girl over, and I talked to her about morning sickness.

 Leonard : I know what you're thinking. I've taken your asthma into account.

 Leonard : I'm kind of torn between Einstein, Newton and Sergeant Fuzzy Boots.

 Castle : Except you took it a lot farther than just making a comic book.

 Beckett : It's only a matter of time before we find the suit and the murder weapon.

 Paul : Lone Vengeance stands for all that is good and virtuous.

 Paul : An army of one at war against crime, a defender of the innocent.

 Ryan : Well, once we suspected blackmail, I ran through his financials again.

 Beckett : So who was on the receiving end of the hundred grand?

 Ryan : Good bad-guy rap sheet, too. Former lowlife private investigator.

 Beckett : I remember this guy. He had some celebrity clients back in the day.

Well, Robinson must've gotten the picture from somebody on the inside.

 Beckett : And he threatened to expose you. That's why you killed him.

 Beckett : why did you stick around for the assassination attempt

 Anya : Yes. Sergei is the one who's been selling our trade secrets

 Anya : I held my tongue because my husband is very well-connected.

 Sheldon-bot : One of my proudest possessions is a vintage 1977 Apple Two.

 Sheldon-bot : Despite the file system limitations of Apple DOS 3.3,

 Barney : We knew we could torture marshall because he has shame.

 Barney : But I think you're talented enough to immortalize this.

 Lily : I promised marshall he was the only guy I would ever see naked.

 Raj : That isn't Klingon. It's Yiddish for meat-filled dumpling.

- What's wrong with your TV? - I don't know. Just died. I'm getting static.

 Penny : All right, so shh. Tyra Banks is about to kick someone off America's Next Top Model.

 Ross : Actually, I wanted to talk to you about that whole annulment thing.

 Martha Rodgers : Guess who I ran into at the beauty parlor today?

 Castle : You aren't forgetting her blistering review of your performance of Maggie

 Castle : "Martha Rodgers as Maggie the Cat is more of a helpless kitten,

 Castle : You walked around the apartment quoting it for months!

 Martha : Besides, my acting school is more important to me than some old grudge.

"Martha Rodgers had committed against this audience in his name,

I'm just afraid that she's gonna get her heart broken, you know?

 Castle : I mean, you know my mother. On the exterior, she's a tough cookie,

 Lanie Parish : Odette Morton. Cause of death is a single GSW to the heart.

I don't know if I'd feel comfortable stealing on my very first day.

Great! We can have a dinner party and just invite her close friends.

 Esposito : They got Hugo's information from another kid in the summer program.

 Esposito : the moment Roger dropped off the IDs, it's doubtful any of them are our killer.

 Castle : As much as I'd like to help you run down every dark sedan in the city,

 Esposito : Ryan and I thought we'd do a little going-away party.

 House : When you told her that she was going to die, did she cry?

 House : A chemical irritant which causes people to have a very predictable reaction.

She has SjÃ¶gren's, that attacks the glands that produce tears and saliva.

 Howard : Okay, here he comes. Deny, deny, deny, people. Wall of silence.

 Emily : ...is rapidly turning into just Sunday with a spectacular amount of food.

But even if, God forbid, you didn't, so you postpone the wedding.

 Monica : Think about it. You could take all the time your needed to get everything that you want.

 House : Okay, look at the pretty colors. Now, what color is this?

 Amy : Yeah, yeah, you want a cigarette. Well, I'd like a normal boyfriend. Deal with it.

 Penny : You need me to shut the door so you can do your knocking thing?

 Sheldon : Well, I was thinking about you helping me out last night.

 Sheldon : ...that the answer to the question, "Who did a great job?" is you.

 Penny : My acting class is putting on a play Friday. I can put you and Amy on the guest list.

It was difficult to understand with his legs wrapped around my head.

I can't believe you thought you'd tape us having sex on the first date!

 Izzie to nurse : Can you get me copies of all Verna Bradley's records and page me?

Burke is talking George and Alex through heart surgery in the elevator.

 Cristina : But with your surgery tomorrow, he won't give you an epidural block.

 Leonard : I got to tell you, the more I read about the primordial

 Raj : How can you, as a theoretical physicist, not care about this?

 Leonard : I don't know. Maybe because the origin of the universe

 Leonard : and you've been working on string theory for the last 20 years

 Leonard : and you're no closer to proving it than when you started.

 Sheldon : After his physical demise, he comes to Luke Skywalker

the newborn panda at the Central Park Zoo got its first tooth today.

 Foreman : The area contains the nerves that control eye movement and the major arteries that feed the brain.

 Foreman : Once the tumor's found, he'll cut it into small pieces and remove it through the same hole under the lip.

 Foreman : The whole procedure should take about three hours, and your daughter should be able to go home in a few days.

 Foreman : The sores will go away, as well as her fatigue and the muscle pain.

 Michael Case : But given what we do here, I suppose it could've been a lot worse.

 Case : we'd be a gold mine for identity thieves. None of those systems were touched.

 Case : Not just any clock, Detective. An early Thomas Tilledge.

 Case : You know, it's hard enough imagining one of my guests being a thief,

 Beckett : Well, because our evidence suggests that your Santa left by helicopter,

 Case : No, but the music was loud, and the back wall is soundproofed.

 Beckett : Was there anything else that was special about this clock?

 Beckett : In the meantime, could I have a list of all of the party attendees?

 Castle : That's a little more than the Cabots needed for their lawsuit.

 Beckett : Yeah, but why would he use a helicopter to steal this?

 Castle : Well, there were a couple more clocks on his work bench.

- Maybe this one's significant somehow. - Okay. What's your theory?

All right, both of you, scrub in. I'm gonna need all the help I can get.

 Derek : - Why didn't we see that before? - Intracerebral bleeds

 Izzie : - can have a delayed presentation. - Right. You wanna get him out of there?

 Addison calls out : Am I invisible? I'm feeling strangely invisible.

It's our season. What is going on? Are you mad? Depressed? What?

 Derek : Everything's fine, we're fine, Addie. I'll see you at home. OK?

but you should be prepared for the possibility that things could get worse.

 Ross : Here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough..

 Beckett : It can't be just a coincidence that we found embalming fluid

 Ryan : A customer whose bichon frise had been killed in the park

 Esposito : When he came back to pick up his dog, didn't have the fee.

 Ryan : Among the things that went missing are this guy's stuffed bichon frise

 Shaw : That explains why we found traces of it at the murder scenes.

My agents interviewed all of Michelle Lewis' dog-walking clients.

 Shaw : because Michelle lost control of it and it killed another dog.

 Beckett : - I'll talk to Javi. - I'll see if I can calm Ryan down.

 Esposito : Once the trust is gone, it's really hard to get it back.

 Beckett : No, that's not true. A strong relationship can survive anything.

 Castle : That you were hurt and jealous that he passed the test and you didn't.

 Leonard : - ...Penny, thank you for coming. - Oh, thanks for the shoes.

 Leonard : Penny is an amazing shot. I think we have a chance to win this week.

 Leonard : ...Sheldon and I will cut to the left behind these trees.

 Leonard : Raj, Howard and Leslie flank to the right behind the rocks.

 Leonard : We'll all have a great view as Penny runs out and kills everyone in sight.

 Sheldon : I'm sorry, Leonard. But revenge is a dish best served cold.

Rach, look at me. Everything's fine. Trust me. Take my hand. Here we go.

She had Braxton Hicks contractions. Mild discomfort in the uterine wall.

Mild discomfort? I take it you've had one of these Braxton thingies?

 Rachel : Thank you, doctor. And thank you for being nice and calm.

You know, I got to check on a patient, then get ready for dinner.

 Burke : That won't be necessary. What is a nice, oaky Chardonnay?

Look... OK, I know it's crazy, but someone's got to tell her how he feels.

 George : I mean, he's alive, right? Something good has got to come out of this.

 Beckett : Sophie's missing earring. This could be where she was killed.

 Beckett : You have a chance to come clean here, Greg. If I were you, I would take it.

 Greg : I figured she'd changed her mind about spending the night apart.

 Castle : And you figured, "What the hell, love the one you're with."

 Castle : and you were hours away from strapping on the ball and chain for life.

 Beckett : Answer the question, Greg. Did you ever sleep with Sophie?

 Greg : But it was before Kyra and I even met, and we both knew that it was a mistake.

 Danberg : Run that pattern against anything in the encryption database.

 Sophia : We need to invest all of our resources into finding Blakely.

 Beckett : Right, but if you find something on Gage, you'll let us know.

 Castle : You know what I think? I think we should crack that chess code.

 Castle : we can save this country from a nameless, cataclysmic event.

 Beckett : I'm a homicide detective. I have to find Thomas Gage,

 Castle : Yeah, like saving the world. We're all on the same team here.

 Agent Jones : This is a secure facility. We need to keep it that way.

 Raj : That's funny because those aren't the kind of kisses you want on your nipples.

 Sheldon : ...one of which is certainly the cause of him wetting his bed well into his teens.

 Joey : Ross can take care of himself. It's not like he's Chandler.

You're closer to you. So you look bigger to you from where you are.

 Burke : Come on, man, don't worry. You never knew it was there.

 Meredith : Oh, George. Thought you could use some moral support.

 Cristina : Mr. Franklin's procedure's been scheduled for after lunch...

What if I do the operation, keep taking the hormones, what happens then?

 MARK : Donna, you really want to treat this now while it's still in its early stages.

 DONNA : - So if I keep taking the hormones...? - You'd be feeding the cancer.

 ADDISON : Happy people should have happy things happen to them.

 CALLIE : The moment you tell them, they won't be happy anymore.

They won't thank you. You'll be the person who killed their dreams.

 ALEX : Trust me, man, I don't think you really want to do that.

When I get back I'll tell her we shouldn't see each other anymore

I can't believe you signed up for the space program without talking to me.

 Howard : That is so sweet. You know, there's a saying we have at NASA.

 Howard : What makes the right stuff so right is that it always comes home.

 House : I say we go with Ernie on this one. Get an MRI. Find it.

 Cuddy : I tried to hire one last year, but the board wouldn't let me

 House : See, that is exactly the kind of brilliance that sounds deep,

 House : but you could say it about any person who doesn't pine for the social approval

 House : of everyone he meets, which you were cleverly able to deduce about me

 House : You get all huffy when my patient stumbles into yours in the hallway,

 Wilson : I'll jump in when I get a clue what the hell you're talking about.

 Marshall, entering with "a hat with drink" : I got black coffee on the left, I got Tantrum on the right!

 Marshall, entering with "a hat with drink" : Do you have a phone book?! Yes, I do!

 Barney : I don't know if you caught that, but he did the "we" thing.

 Rachel : I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people

 Ross : So don't, I don't see why we have to go to this thing anyway, it's your ex-fiancee's wedding.

You could put a minifridge over there and maybe some Nok Hockey.

 Ted : It's 12 hours to live! That girl flew them both to paris!

l can't tell you how l know this, but she is not opposed to threesomes.

Why'd l have to say Mike? l don't know a Mike! Why couldn't l have said...?

 House : I did it to piss you off. I did it because I'm not over you.

 House : Whatever the reason, it was a bad reason and a bad idea.

 Phoebe : Yeah, a song with rhyming words! I never thought of that before.

Why? Because she can both sing and play guitar at the same time?

 Beckett : To me or to anyone else. Now is this really what you wanna do?

 Beckett : No, actually he's got a case of his own. So what's the word on ours?

 Esposito : She's a huge fan of Anahita's show, Santos Desesperados.

 Ted : - I have to grade these papers. - I'm sorry. I'll let you work.

You deal with it and you move on. It's nothing to freak out about.

 Cole : Here's everything he had in his trunk and his glove box.

We have his name. We could find his doctor, get his medical records...

 House : Which means there's a reason you didn't want to be here.

 13 : You might feel a little tug when the catheter's in the heart.

 Phoebe : It's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building.

 Phoebe : Like crop circles or the Bermuda Triangle or evolution.

Monkeys, Darwin, it's a nice story. I just think it's a little too easy.

But it did hurt my feelings, and l want you to know that if l die...

Oh, yeah, right. Remember in high school when l died and didn't give you my baby?

l mean, you know that l have been so busy focusing on my career....

 Amy : -Why can't you ever be supportive? -You wanna talk supportive?

 House : You mentioned two obscure diseases to Dr. Chase. How did you know about them?

I read about them on the Internet. - What did you search for... "Diseases from Asia that don't match my son's symptoms"?

 House : Well, you probably just forgot. Let me refresh your memory : 

 House : some remote, dusty village, close quarters, at least a year?

Comes here expecting us to do an extra-good job because he gives a whole lot of money to this hospital.

 Jeffrey : - Don't talk to my son like that! - Just telling him my job and my obligation...

 Sarah : Why would you lie about something like that? It was '87 and '88.

 Bailey : - The rest of you come on. - Stevens was inappropriate.

tag and get all critical patients into the ambulances as fast as possible.

 Bailey : Don't get in the way of Search and Rescue and stay calm.

 Raj : that special, unique something that makes me so successful in my field.

 Sheldon : My recommendation is that you gobble these up like Tic Tacs.

 Dr. Green : - What happened to the library? - There never was a library.

- What do you say? Shall I order three? - Lf you're really hungry.

 Dr. Green : I guess the kind of person that works in a library.

MAN : Snookie, you and Ray have made quite a name for yourselves

LANIE : So it looks like our victim was killed by multiple gunshot wounds.

 Lanie : When I pieced his skull back together, I found this entry wound from a.38.

 Lanie : Vince was shot in the back first, maybe as he was walking away.

 Lanie : When the concrete settled on him, it formed an almost perfect mold.

 Lanie : We were able to make a cast of the body, which showed the exit wound.

 Castle : Couldn't a skilled mortician apply a little hair and makeup to this,

 Castle : make it look like a reasonable facsimile of Vince Bianchi?

 Castle : Because for this to work, this place needs to look like the '70s.

 Carl Shelton : who share my concern about the decline of this great nation.

 Carl Shelton : But I'm not acquainted with every person in every group.

 Castle : This is about you getting rid of a politician who stood against you.

 Esposito : And I bet that Chambers will help us out and roll on Shelton.

About that, the "who came on to who" thing really doesn't matter.

 Phoebe : I ended up living with this albino guy who was cleaning windshields.

 Phoebe : Then I found aromatherapy. So I know exactly how you feel.

 House : Do you really want to be known as the hospital that sent him home to die?

That's a great idea. We could be the hospital that killed two people...

 Cuddy : The guy who deserved the kidney, and the ball player we bumped up the list...

You take a perverse pleasure in turning me down. - What I live for.

 Cuddy : Once in a while, though, try to ruin my day... Ask me something I can say "Yes" to.

 House : Oh, I'm sorry, Doctor. I didn't know you were busy. Want me to come back?

 Lola : You're not gonna tell me it's a bad idea? Why give a kidney to someone who might not be able to use it?

 Castle : So why did you decide to abandon your career as a horticultural technician?

 Beckett : Because you used that job to watch Linda, to stalk her,

 Castle : you give new meaning to the phrase sweating a suspect.

 Beckett : Well, that's the least of your problems, Mr. McCardle.

 Mccardle : I had a thing for Linda and I parked out in front of her place,

 Mccardle : but I haven't been anywhere near there in three days, okay?

 Mccardle : And it really freaked me out and I haven't been back there since.

 Javier Esposito : has him throwing gutter balls from 5 : 00 until close.

Turns out, that there's only one building on Linda's block that uses guards.

 Esposito : According to the security company, no incident report was ever filed

 Beckett : You know, in the past, the Triple Killer posed as a security guard.

 Beckett : Maybe he was the Triple Killer, moving McCardle off of his turf.

 Montgomery : Well, whoever he is, he's sticking to his schedule.

 Max : the last eliminated dancer returns to take his or her place.

 Esposito : Contestants are encouraged by producers to speak freely.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, that didn't stop you from going off on the judges

 Eddie : Maybe I said it loud, but that don't make me no killer.

 Castle : the last eliminated contestant will be asked to return.

 Mason : Owes me for retrieving some things that were stolen from him.

 Mason : I told him you were coming. You'd better let me do all the talking...

Pull the gun out ofyour pocket. Two fingers, put it on the ground.

I realize that I have the choice to believe in two terrible things.

 Castle : Either Damian is a killer, or Beckett's arrested an innocent man.

 Castle : I keep thinking back to when I was a senior and you were off at Harvard.

 Castle : You'd send me pages you were working on for your novel.

 Damian Westlake : You were the writer, Ricky, not me. I didn't have anything to say.

 Damian Westlake : After I inherited all that money, I just didn't even want to try anymore.

 Damian Westlake : But when I look back at my life, I hope you won't mind

 Damian Westlake : if I list you as one of my few accomplishments.

 Castle : He was friends with all these women so they would help him.

 Beckett : So I asked the prison warden to go and search Amy's cell.

 Esposito : Yo! I just got off the phone with the warden from Bedford Hills.

 Castle : Here? Why not bring her to a hospital a little closer to the prison?

 Beckett : Dr. Phelps, we understand that you're treating a patient named Amy Porter.

 Dr. Phelps : I was. Unfortunately she died while having an MRI.

 Beckett : We swept the hospital but we didn't find either of them.

 Beckett : The key was forging friendships with specific doctors

 Castle : That's why he was just friends and not sleeping with them all.

 Lanie : every woman in the Galaxy of Greg helped him with his escape plan.

 Monica : Yeah, but he wants to talk to you before anything really happens with her.

 Monica : And as his friend, I mean, don't you think he deserves the same from you?

We'll go. Will you do one thing for us, the people that care about you?

 Rachel : Yeah. Yeah. We can wait. We don't have to do anything tonight.

 Beckett : Are you looking at porn? - I use Ryan's computer for that.

 Castle : I've been searching a periodical database. Look what I found.

 Castle : In this article, it talks about how during his 1978 Senate run,

 Esposito : you got us from Brady's prison. He's the only one that red-flagged.

 Ryan : Then the day Brady was killed, he makes another deposit in cash.

 Montgomery : So where you guys at with Winston Wellesley's alibi?

 Ryan : - We have a few leads. - Keep pushing on that. I'll push on this.

 Beckett : And the amount of dust that we kick up doing that is entirely up to you.

 Winston Wellesley : I do seem to recall making her acquaintance.

 Beckett : We know that you knew her mom. Either you start telling me the truth,

 Beckett : or you're gonna spend the last few weeks of your brother's campaign

 Beckett : issuing denials after I release what I know to the press.

 Mrs. Geller : She just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking or food..

- I don't have, I work in a restaurant. - They don't have to know that.

 Marshall : and for a kid from Minnesota, the big city was a scary place.

 Ted : You are being ridiculous. Tell me you left the apartment today.

 Marshall : I can have anything I want delivered, and New York City cable is awesome.

 Marshall : Have you seen this public access show with the old Jewish lady in a bikini?

 Meredith : George is a good roommate. You can tell him what's annoying you.

No, he's not my room... This is why I shouldn't have given up my place.

 Izzie : He would still be our roommate if Meredith would apologize.

 Meredith : It takes two to make a stupid sexual decision. So, whatever.

 Chandler : I have nothing to do, so tomorrow we are partying with Gandalf, dude!

 Leonard : I just wanted to have a couple days alone with Penny.

 Sheldon : I never realized to what extent our friendship was a burden to you.

 Leonard : I complain about what a burden it is at least once a month.

 Sheldon : Leonard, there's no need for you to pretend to like me anymore.

 Leonard : -Come on, I said I was sorry. -No, no, you save your apologies

 Sheldon : for after you've had disappointing coitus with Penny.

 Frank Davis : Trent, perhaps you should take this conversation elsewhere.

 Trent Wellesley : Of course, Frank. She gets a little confused sometimes.

 Castle : - It was you? What? - I was the one who had the argument

 Trent Wellesley : with the girl that Jeff brought to the reunion that night.

 Trent Wellesley : I didn't care for her behavior, so I asked her to leave.

 Trent Wellesley : Girls like that hang around families like mine for a reason.

 Trent Wellesley : She tried to chat up more than one of my relatives.

 Castle : - Anyone in particular? - You're barking up the wrong tree.

 Trent Wellesley : No one in my family had anything to do with what happened to her.

 Beckett : Someone paid almost a million dollars to cover up her murder.

 Beckett : That makes everyone in your family a suspect, including you.

 Trent Wellesley : Trust me, if I had that kind of money to throw around,

 Trent Wellesley : I wouldn't be here sucking up to the old lady.

 Trent Wellesley : You think I'm rich because my last name's Wellesley,

 Trent Wellesley : Mom and me had to pretty much survive off the handouts of relatives.

 Castle : Oh, I suppose getting a job would be out of the question.

 Trent Wellesley : You have to understand. He's like the only father I have.

 Beckett : - Who are you talking about, Trent? - My Uncle Winston.

 Trent Wellesley : He's the kind of person that people try to take advantage of.

 Castle : People like who? Olivia? Or poor relations looking for a handout?

 Beckett : But how long do you think Paul is gonna survive in there?

 Beckett : The only way to prove that is by telling me the whole story.

 Castle : Because if this were a book, I still wouldn't understand the operation.

 Lily : Everything that could possibly go wrong at my wedding has!

 Lily : I wanted... I wanted not to care about the wedding, but...

 Wilson : You've taken such pride in bathing us all in your musk.

 House : - Showered at home. - And yet you're earlier than usual.

 Cameron : He'd either continue to deteriorate, or he would've gotten better.

I'm your son's physician. Oh. You're the one we haven't met yet.

 Mr. Merrell : You're the one he hasn't met. How can you treat someone without meeting them?

If emotions made you act rationally, well, they wouldn't be called emotions, right?

That's why we have this nice division of labor. You hold his hand, I get him better.

If I start tucking him in at night, well, that's not fair to you guys.

And if you start prescribing medicine, well, that's not fair to me.

Who cared enough to get stupid enough to give him his cough medicine?

 House : Tuesday, he's getting better. Wednesday, he's getting sick again.

 Rachel : How are you gonna feel when you win and lose your friends?

Someone gave me muffins last week, and l couldn't get rid of you for three days!

 Rachel : Chandler, would you just tell her what she did was wrong?

...so l can't afford to have principles. So screw you! The tickets are ours!

Yeah, and then l'll pay for their plastic surgery so they look just like you!

I'm gonna get a hold of Violet's agent, see if I can find out where she is.

 Ryan : Maybe they'll share surveillance footage of the security checkpoint

 Ryan : There's a chance that he's wearing the same clothes at the airport

 Beckett : I'm completely comfortable being a cop. I'm going to go and look for Violet.

 Dr Koothrappali : Well, he and his mother spent a lot of time together

You're not gonna be able to have fun until we know. Do it as a present to me.

 Rachel : -I just gave you peeing on a stick. -See, this is why you register.

No. Apparently little Molly Gilbert is enjoying her grown-up salmon en croute.

- That's it, I'm getting out of here. - No, Ross, wait, come on.

There's other stuff here. There's some nice shirts, these nice pants.

 Rachel : Yes, they will. You know what you should do? Go take a walk.

All right? I know your size, and I'll pick out some really good stuff for you.

 Rachel : Just wear what I suggest, and she is gonna go nuts for you.

...but I thought, "Who better than a minister to raise a child?"

-I called about the apartment. You said-- -I know what I said. I know what you said.

Well, original series over Next Generation, but Picard over Kirk.

 Past Sheldon : You've passed the first barrier to roommatehood.

 Past Leonard Enters apartment. It is bare except for two lawn chairs, a television and some whiteboards : Oh, this is pretty nice.

 Past Leonard Enters apartment. It is bare except for two lawn chairs, a television and some whiteboards : -The bedrooms are back there? -That depends.

 Past Leonard : I don't understand. Their existence is conditional?

 Monica : No fair! I don't even have one, how come they get two?

When we're 40, if neither of us are married, what do you say you and I have one?

What is it? Seriously, is there something fundamentally un-marriable about me?

There must be a place in heaven for people who hung out with you in high school.

 Monica : Okay. So I bunnied first, which means I get to pick first. Joey.

 Martha Rodgers : Oh. Darling, you know I refuse to play favorites.

 Martha : And, more importantly, he has a rent-controlled loft in Chelsea.

 Rachel : Your whole face is getting red. Veins popping out of your temple!

 Castle : - Whipped cream inventor. - Or whipped cream inventor.

 Alexis : A dad. Just a regular dad. Teaching his son how to ride a bike,

 Alexis : What do you say, Son? How about a game of catch with your old man?

Aw, come on. You could figure it out. You're, like, the smartest guy.

 Sheldon : I may not have a firm grasp on sarcasm, but, uh, even I know that was a doozy.

 Sheldon : ...is you're a terrible person who took advantage of his tiny size...

 Sheldon : ...his uncoordinated nature, and his congenital lack of masculinity.

 Penny entering : - Sheldon. - Leonard, I platonically love you, man.

 Ryan : The lab couldn't pull any prints off that blue index card.

 Esposito : Yeah. I went over there. Only nobody remembers the call.

 Esposito : She's at the Police Academy working a high-profile murder.

 Castle : That's a little close to home. Are these the suspects?

 Esposito : the fights at a local boxing gym at the time of the murder.

Rumor has it that one of the trainers was dealing to a cop at the Academy.

 Esposito : It's actually the complete opposite ofyour lucky day.

We believe that Cavallo is trafficking drugs through a pizzeria.

 Monica Wyatt : No, but Gordon said they were from his favorite film.

 Beckett : We've got two Nicks down, two to go. Okay, call you in a bit.

 Pizza Boy : Of course, Mr. Spade. We have your order right here.

 Joey : So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow.

 Joey : I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before.

No way. If I go to the doctor, it'll be for this thing sticking out of my stomach!

 Beckett : No, Castle, I'm talking about my life. I don't know what to do about my life.

 Castle : You know, Beckett, you don't have to decide right away.

 Beckett : Come on, Castle. What are you saying? What am I gonna do?

 Beckett : Just sleep in every morning and screw around till the phone rings?

 Castle : I just mean that you're with me now, you don't have to work.

 Castle : I can't really be held responsible for whatever I say.

 Pi : Alexis gets all fired up when I shave with the one she uses for her legs.

 Beckett : - Why is he still sleeping on your couch? - I don't know.

 Martha Rodgers : - Good morning, darlings. - Doesn't anyone knock?

 Greg House : Which means that you're just toying with Wilson to toy with me.

 Amber Volakis : Innocent bystander, but there's a greater good.

 Greg House : Because a bag of flaming poop bypasses the bystander.

 Lawrence Kutner : Treatment had no effect, rules out endometriosis,

 Lawrence Kutner : and her hair sample was negative for residue drugs.

 Chris Taub : This woman lived in the fast lane till six months ago.

 Chris Taub : Maybe we're missing something. She admitted drug use.

 Lawrence Kutner : Doubt she's holding out on her days as an asbestos miner.

 Greg House : I'm talking about one that presented six months ago.

 Chris Taub : Look, she's nuts. But we can't just give her 10 cc of atheism and send her home.

 Greg House : Religion is a symptom of irrational belief and groundless hope.

 Ross : What? Is she gonna cancel on me again? How could she do this?

All right, Ross. This is the extent of my knowledge on the subject.

Oh, yeah? What happened? Someone scare you? Make you laugh too hard?

 Rachel : There was a disaster in shipping. I have to get this order in.

Honey, I'm so sorry, but it looks like I'm gonna be here all night.

No. No. No, honey, please. I've got... I just have too much to deal with.

 Cuddy : I graduated medical school at 25, pissed off that I was second in my class.

 Cuddy : Chief of medicine at 32, second youngest ever, first woman...

 Cuddy : I insisted on giving him Protein C. We had to cut his skull open.

 Chandler : Why is everybody using these tiny, little lights nowadays?

 Gates : In other words, the killer knew what we'd look for and covered their tracks.

 Gates : You know Vulcan's world. Any idea who might've done this?

 Gates : And there's blood inside, most likely from Jason Marks.

 Castle : What the hell, Kate? We had a deal. Why didn't you tell me?

 Beckett : It was a calculated risk. I couldn't let Vulcan slip away.

 Beckett : It's like he knew I was coming. And we had words. That's it.

 Castle : Kate, you absolutely cannot tell anyone you were at that garage.

 Chandler : ...you bought the chair that makes all others obsolete?

 Chandler : The chair that Sit Magazine called "Chair of the Year"?

 Sheldon : Clearly I made a good choice farming this out to you.

 Alex : ...so I found this beautiful music box that plays one of her favorite songs.

 Alex : ...so I found this cool map that illustrates the characters' journey through England.

 Richard Castle : Yeah, you mean spending the day with your future husband?

 Castle : Yeah, I mean, you'd have to work pretty hard to win me over.

 Ross : ''By using CT scans and computer imaging, we can, in a very real way...

 Ross : ...checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet.

 Chandler : Oh, is it on the computer? Because l'd love to give it a read.

 Raj : So, with my mouth, I said, "We're just like anybody else,"

 The estate agent : Of pressure on you, but there is one other couple

 Marshall : That crap is page one out of the realtor's playbook.

 Esposito : Could they be from the Christmas decorations that he landed on

 Esposito : You always call me down here after the lab results are in.

 Esposito : Which leads me to believe that you may have some ulterior motives.

 Derek : You should get some sleep, sober up so you're ready for Savvy's surgery.

 Weiss : I'm supposed to hold her hand while they rip her apart?

 Derek : Savvy didn't screw around with you with your best friend.

 Howard : Put this in your mouth, we walk past them, you stumble a bit.

 Howard : And then I start to pull it out of your mouth and say : 

 Howard : Get it? I mean, they're laughing, we're laughing. Then we get them up...

...to about a 0.15 blood alcohol level and tell them we're millionaires.

 Howard : Depends. Are you willing to sit on my lap and pretend to be a ventriloquist's dummy?

 Stuart : I'm sorry, but you're obviously stuck in a pre-Zero Hour DC Universe.

 Sheldon : Of course I am. Removing Joe Chill as the killer of Batman's parents...

 Stuart : You can throw all the French around you want, it doesn't make you right.

 Building Manager : No, it was just the one time the other night.

 Building Manager : I was doing rounds when I saw her go into 29-J.

 Building Manager : Uh, no. A lot of people buy units under corporate names

 Chase : I'm calling from the Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital.

 House : Your son Harvey is dead. We need you to identify the body.

They're gonna show up at the morgue. - Be sure and let me know when Cuddy starts screaming.

 Chase : His tooth didn't fall out because of heavy metal poisoning,

 Wilson : Sam's boss is doing a clinical review of all of her files,

 Derek : It's a tumor, and it's pressing against your optic nerve.

 Derek : Yeah, I need you to help me out on something for the chief.

 Bernadette : Well, Sheldon was going on and on about time zones

 Bernadette : but you know what it's like when you're with your man

 Barney : You are the least needy woman I've ever met, that's awesome.

 Derek : I can't seem to get... I just can't get behind the aneurysm.

 Derek : If I could get behind the aneurysm, I could... There it is.

 Richard : You're everyone's father, everyone's boss, and no one's friend.

 Foreman : This wasn't, "Oh, I should've thought of that idea sooner."

 Foreman : We see a disease rushing down on someone like a train,

The position indicates close contact, like she fought with someone.

 Castle : Rounding up all the women in the city who wear lighter makeup

 Lanie : It isn't just any makeup. It's formulated for high-definition cameras.

 Miles Haxton : In the meantime, authorities are still on the hunt

 Miles Haxton : we can confirm that she was shot to death late last night in Paley Park.

 Miles Haxton : Speaking on behalf of the entire broadcast community,

 Chuck Harrison : We'll bring you more on this difficult story as events unfold.

 Chuck Harrison : But coming up next, your morning coffee could be killing you.

 Beckett : Meaning as the station manager, you would know your personnel.

 Harvey : Sure, but I can't imagine that has anything to do with what happened.

 Mr. Geller : Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining

 House : We need to find it, which means we need to blow up your heart.

 House : Hopefully we'll be able to fix it before you bleed to death.

 House : You don't even want to know if you'll be able to go back to bull riding?

 Barney : So you and lily really think you can spend two weeks apart?

 Meredith : I did the consult, did the IV, the meds, the postops, everything.

 Meredith : I think she had some sort of illegal surgery done in Mexico.

 Meredith : and won't say what they're from, the parents are clueless.

 Bailey : He may need a Coude cath if you can't get a normal one in there.

 Joey : Just because I know about you doesn't mean I like looking at it.

 Joey : And finally, are you into any weird stuff, you know, sexually?

 Beckett : For not pushing, giving me the space to get through this.

 Dr. Burke : Because you haven't fully dealt with what happened to you.

 Beckett : I think it's always been there, deep inside, since that night.

 Beckett : But I don't know if I know how to do that without letting my mom down.

just like you're gonna have to make peace with the scars from your shooting.

 Sheldon : I've read that there are great yogis who have such mastery

 Sheldon : over their bodies they can draw water in through their genitals.

 Penny : Yeah, well, I don't think we're gonna get to do that today.

 Jeannie : Why would your mother have a problem with me and Stuart?

 Mrs Cooper : Sheldon, abandoning you is leaving you in a basket on a church doorstep.

 Mrs Cooper : I am going to Hollywood and thank a wax Ronald Reagan...

 Sheldon : We appear to be at a crossroads in our relationship, Mother.

 Sheldon : All right, Mom. When you're at the Ripley's Believe It Or Not Museum...

 Sheldon : ...if they have an exhibit about a mother who threw away a chance...

...to spend a day with the world's most wonderful son, believe it, it's true.

 Sheldon : I made more accurate diagrams of the expansion of the early universe...

 Sheldon : ...on the nursery wall with the contents of my diaper.

 Sheldon : No, I'm just allergic to people who get Nobel Prizes for no good reason.

 Leonard : Technically, it refers to the largest meal of the day.

 Leonard : Sometimes he finds that filling, other times he doesn't.

 Beckett : If we don't get Radford to talk, we're dead in the water.

 Agent Mark Fallon : Okay, I need backpack detectors spread out to the 10 most likely targets.

 Agent Mark Fallon : Find her, track her down. See if she'll cooperate.

 Agent Mark Fallon : She trusts you. Maybe she can help us narrow down the list.

 Bernadette : Let me know when you start, because that wasn't funny!

 Phoebe : ...telling you this is one of the hardest things l've ever had to do.

 David : ...hearing it wasn't exactly a Vladnik carnival, either.

 Monica : - Oh, my God, that's Charlie! - She's cheating on Joey with Ross!

I'm not sure it's the best way to hear everything. Get me a glass!

No, I'm not gonna do this, okay? I'm not gonna eavesdrop on my friend.

He could have been exposed to something visiting a construction site.

 House whispering : I mean, you dream of this day, but when it finally happens...

 House whispering : So, what did Mr. Meat Hooks say when you called him a liar?

 House : All right, I'll send along one of your big brothers to help.

 House : If nobody does anything, sick people often gets sicker.

 Wilson : They're both single. It's still legal in the blue states.

 Wilson : hiring people to steal someone's underpants is considered wooing.

 Wilson : You should move there, because here it's just, you know, creepy.

 13 : Except that nothing in his medical history remotely indicates amyloidosis.

 Kutner : So, kidney failure proves I'm right about the bad blood.

 Kutner : His major symptoms didn't start until after we transfused him.

 House : So your new theory is that you were an idiot to take this case.

 House : Waste of time. He needs a bone marrow transplant for the amyloidosis.

 Wilson : Which could be a good thing. Does he have a really crappy life?

-She would have said yes to anybody. -Yeah, that's what she said.

l don't know what l was thinking, going down that road again with us.

-And you're okay with that? -Yes. That's what we always planned.

Okay, because when he said, "I can't wait for your first words"..

Hey, listen. Can you do me a favor? My sister knows you work at Ralph Lauren..

 Rachel : Forget it. No way. I am not sending more Ralph Lauren clothes to prison.

 Joey : She wants to talk to someone successful to give her some advice.

-I guess I could talk to my supervisors. -No, she wants to talk to you.

-Okay, so would you meet with her? -Yes, I'd love to. Have her come by.

Great, thanks. You'll love her. She's the smartest of all the Tribbiani children.

 Joey : Wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blocking me.

 Meredith : If he thinks he can help, a second opinion couldn't hurt, could it?

 Sylvia : And when Dr. Shepherd says there's nothing more he can do,

 Kyle : So do I. But I don't want to go to Paris and wonder if we should have listened

 Rachel : Is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?

 Richard : I need to see your face so I can play off your reaction.

 Esposito : And I don't want them to hate me then because I skipped out now.

 Mcbride : They didn't find anything, but Luca hasn't been seen since.

 Beckett : Why would Eric treat Luca Tessaro, a member of a rival family?

 Castle : Temporarily. I can go straight to the source and ask Dino.

 Beckett : If Eric treated a Carlucci enemy, then Dino had motive.

 Beckett : The boys and I will check the area where those shots were fired.

 Chase : You're angry that House gave me the chance to hire someone,

 Chase : 'cause you still think you're at a different level to everyone else.

 Chase : Your salary? Not really. Your responsibilities? Hardly.

 Foreman : Doesn't change the fact that you made a bad decision because you wanna get laid.

 Felipe : Dr. House was worried how you left things. He is giving you massage.

 Cuddy : Well, tell him thanks, but I have a meeting with Dr. Schatz in 20 minutes.

 Felipe : He says you would say that, and to say, "No, you don't."

 Cuddy : Well, tell him he needs to stop canceling my appointments,

 Wilson : The only way you could come to terms with your disability

 House : until you've taken days to get your head around every possible side.

 House : - I have my brain! That's it! - We were trying to help you.

If you're suffering from side-effects, then we can look at that.

I got her from Monica. She sold it to me for a very reasonable price.

 Rachel : - Joey, we're not keeping this. - But it's an originaI Buffay.

 Rachel : Well, legend has it, Joey, that she comes alive when you're asleep.

...that Homo ergaster is thought to be a separate species from Homo erectus....''

...between these Mesozoic fossils and the example of Homo erectus....''

''ln a very real way, we can bring the Mesozoic Era into the 21 st century.''

 Sheldon rhythmically, while walking down the stairs : EZ Aquarii B...

 Sheldon rhythmically, while walking down the stairs : EZ Aquarii C...

 Sheldon wearing a heavy coat and false nose and glasses : Excuse me, madam.

 Leonard : by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis.

 Amy : All I want to do is present you as my boyfriend to my mother

 House : Meaning you don't think it's an infection and you'd be right, if you weren't wrong.

 House : letting bacteria in and out, or she's got complement factor-H deficiency.

 House : I'm saving a woman's life! Actually, I'm diagnosing her.

 House : Technically, I'm diagnosing her with something that's going to kill her.

 House : You'd need three whiteboards and 100 different colored markers.

 Foreman : No, it's much more likely she has an invisible protein

 Foreman : that allowed bacteria to arbitrarily invade her lungs

 Foreman : then arbitrarily invade her pleura, then arbitrarily jump into her head.

 Chase : But we have to give her steroids, now. Before her heart ruptures.

 House : If you're wrong, and you give her steroids she dies, now.

 House : Foreman. Want to run down how it feels to go with your gut and kill a person?

Well, four years between murders. One's a popsicle, one just got popped.

 Castle : Maybe he and his wife got into something they couldn't get out of.

 Castle : Maybe he finally figured out what happened to his wife

 Beckett : Looks like I'm going to White Plains. Canvass the construction site.

 Esposito : so I figured I'd go down there later, try to catch them at the site.

 Addison : I smell like someone who's been driving for two days.

 Addison : And I think I just had some kind of psychotic break in your elevator.

Can we let this go? I've been having rough times lately. I got divorced.

 Addison : Sam, I'd say good to see you but your face is everywhere.

Uh... I just... I had a few thoughts, so I wrote them down and...

 Burke : The wedding is a huge step. She's been a great sport. You know why?

Toxic megacolon with a perforation. Get your dad out of this room.

 Thatcher : - This fast? How... - Sometimes it progresses rapidly.

She needs surgery right now. Not tomorrow, not later today. Right now.

So he goes over to her and after a minute or two I see them kissing.

Now, you're thinking "He's not the type to go to bars and make out with girls."

 Chandler : In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.

 Lawrence Kutner : If the toaster's not working, wiring could be bad.

 Greg House : Which debate is that metaphor supposed to help us with?

 Lawrence Kutner : Could also impact mental status, everybody's happy.

 Greg House : Run an EP study of her heart. Find where the wiring's verklempt.

 Greg House : The very fact that you're resisting my insight proves to me that...

 James Wilson : we've put up with all kinds of crap from each other,

 James Wilson : And you would agree if you weren't mired in self-loathing,

 Greg House : Hey. That's my best friend's girl you're talking about.

 Greg House : She's not me. Well, she is me. But, that's not why she's attractive.

What are you doing? Are you trying to get him to stay? You can't do that.

 Waiter : -Just get out of here, okay? -l'm sorry, what's going on?

 Waiter : We have a bet on how long it'll take before you give up and go home.

 Ross : Now, if you'll wrap up my free crab cakes, l'll be on my way.

 Howard : about you helping a beautiful girl with her screenplay?

 Beckett : Which is when he decided to rescue Buck from the compound

I mean, he was a better musician than James was, by James' own account.

 Castle : That was the change in direction he kept talking about.

 Ryan : because if Buck was in, then someone else was out. But who?

 Howard : My poor mother can be anywhere in Los Angeles right now?

 Monica : -I'm not actually Amish. -Really? Then why are you like that?

 Teacher : -You're getting it all wrong. -But at least I'm doing it.

 Phoebe : Okay, goodbye, little monkey guy. All right, I wrote you this poem.

 Chandler : All right, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put career before men.

 Dr Koothrapalli on facetime : Are you calling to ask for things

Yeah, listen, I'm in need of a stripper, and I was told that you do that.

It so was amazing. He's so sexy and smart, which makes him even sexier.

 Chandler : Okay, we have our stripper, a Miss Crystal Chandelier.

You were a client of Stacey Collins. Is that correct, Ms. Wellington?

And I will remind your client that this is a murder investigation

and I believe that that bag and money are at the heart of this case.

 Joey : I'd walk back to London for another frosty one of those bad boys.

 Alexis : Don't worry. I'll come back and visit so much you'll be sick of me.

 Alexis : Yeah. Someone has to leave food out for you once in a while.

 Chase : Uncomfortable about your decision. Wasn't even that good a joke.

 Chase : Most of your jokes are excellent. I just meant in comparison.

CHASE : She couldn't breathe because she had a pleural effusion.

 Chase : Thoracentesis revealed low protein count, effusion was transudative,

 Chase : which means she has cirrhosis of the liver, or she's in heart failure.

 House : There's something called "blude" in the pleural effusion.

Which is great. Not for her, but for me. Because it means I think it's an infection.

You can't ignore the blood because it's a minority. Can you, Foreman?

 Erin : Zane and I finally get a chance to work together after all these years,

 Erin : Zane dropped out to go to Hollywood. But we stayed close.

 Esposito : Do you know what he was doing here in the theater by himself last night?

 Erin : It's no secret he had a reputation for sleeping with his leading ladies.

 Castle : Are you saying Zane was sleeping with the actress playing Ophelia?

 Erin : No. Look, I've worked with Naomi before, and she's crazy.

However, there is one teeny, tiny, Iittle thing you should know about.

 Ryan : I got this great idea for the play at Sara Grace's preschool,

 Esposito : My preschool was going to work with my mom every day.

 House : But you don't want definitive, you want to hang onto your delusions

 House : But you need me to approve the procedure. Must be a bitch.

 Cameron : You won't help Cindy, but you're obsessed with this piece of dirt!

 Cameron : Are you just trying to prove that who someone is doesn't matter,

I don't know any of your flashdances, but I'm no slouch on the dance floor.

 Mikhail : Drove everyone crazy the way he doled out food and supplies

 Mikhail : and tried to leverage everyone for making even tiniest error.

 Mikhail : Trust me, they may be scared to say it, but no one's sad he's dead.

 Mikhail : I used rare time alone to take pictures and download schematics

 CALLIE : You told George. My night with McSteamy was not yours to share.

 MEREDITH : Callie! You told me you slept with someone! You never said it was Sloan.

 CALLIE : - Who told George? - Maybe perhaps the guy you slept with.

 CALLIE : - I didn't. We were broken up. - Well, go tell George.

And my mom? She driving you crazy? Has she offered to iron your scrubs?

 GEORGE : She does that. She offers to iron things. Weird things.

Some stranger's operating on your dad's heart and they both want to know why.

Cristina, tell Izzie why Dr. Hahn is doing my dad's surgery instead of Burke.

-They're kissing. Let's just go around them. -Leave them alone. They're in love.

 Monica : Hi. Can you do that and walk? Because she said, "Next."

Let me see what I can do. There are some first-class seats available.

 Monica : They bumped them up to first class because they're on their honeymoon!

-Let's act like we're on our honeymoon. -We are on our honeymoon.

You know, I'm just so in love with my new husband. We're on our honeymoon.

 Joey : Here we are. A Wicked Wango Card determines if you go higher or lower.

 Joey : -This is embarrassing! -Can you believe how lame this is?

I'm sorry. I don't believe contestants are allowed to talk to each other.

 Monica : You ordered a stripper for the shower? That is inappropriate.

Thank you so much. We're so sorry. We could not feel worse about it.

 Chandler : That's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagna.

If there's an old blacksmith's shop, that could be our crime scene.

A clue trail to a Freemasons' secret that people would kill for?

 Castle : On the verge of solving the puzzle when her life was cut tragically short.

We have traveled many a mile to the... IN NORMAL VOICE Is this annoying?

 Beckett : If this is our crime scene, there might be signs of struggle.

 Castle : Well, now, that wouldn't happen to be a double-edged saber

FENCER : You have trespassed into secrets beyond your comprehension.

 Leonard : You see, Kandor was the capital city of the planet Krypton.

 Penny : Here, why don't you put these on while I find a shirt and sport coat?

I know you won't. Why would you look? There's nothing to see. Not noth...

So, you know, isn't there some way you and Sheldon could compromise...

Our minds are trained to synthesize facts and come to inarguable conclusions.

 House : I remembered that your mom was allergic to antibiotics,

 Cuddy : and most of the time I manage to lock them up behind doors.

 Beckett : She would have heard the knocking, just like she saw the phone,

 Beckett : just like she saw Albert Moreno, who was probably dressed in black,

 Castle : So the office was empty. Except, of course, for Vivien.

 Beckett : Nothing. Just some silly stuff that didn't really make any sense.

 Castle : No, I changed my middle name to Edgar, for Edgar Allan Poe,

And, Boomer and Lotte, very, very gracious about taking the ring back,

 Ross : so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible.

 Richard Castle : They're in another country. How is that possible?

 Fbi Agent Harris : But clearly the kidnappers were working for outside interests.

 Fbi Agent Harris : The voices on the call have been identified as Egyptian.

 Castle : They took your daughter there, and my daughter along with her.

 Captain Victoria Gates : A neighbor spotted this man coming out of the farmhouse driveway

 Harris : so we have isolated the signal to a 30-square-kilometer area.

 Harris : In the meantime, we're reaching out to the Embassy to establish...

 Rachel : I went to a wedding once where they had swing music...

They suck so much that people die at their concerts. They just stop living.

All I know is that when Monica and I went to see them, we had fun.

 Rachel : - Well, what is the other reason? - I don't want to say.

 House : If we increase the steroids, either death comes slower,

 House : which means we were too late with the GAD, or death comes faster,

 Park : We were already stupid with infection, but it's not too late.

 House : Fine, but a shotgun is not gonna work. We need a sniper rifle.

 House : Can I go to bed now, or do you want to do a cavity search?

 Castle : You seemed a little taken aback when you first saw her.

 Esposito : She's literally wearing the same outfit I arrested her in.

 Corrections Officer : This ankle monitor is a next-generation device

 Ryan : Sweetheart, I used to work undercover. I can take care of myself.

 Beckett : Really? Because if it was me, I don't think I would be that confident.

 Esposito : But it's the only way we're going to solve this murder.

 Eddie Mcusic : the cops had already pulled over that black guy.

 Beckett : But without physical evidence, all we have is Eddie's word.

 Castle : What are you saying? We just let him get away with it?

 Montgomery : I know you didn't get rid of it. It's not your style,

 Sheldon : the reason I may not be progressing in my research is

 Sheldon : I've created too pleasant of an environment for myself.

 Sheldon : by Yerkes and Dodson, in order to maximize performance,

 Sheldon : Like you should've, because everyone was laughing at you.

 Fireman #1 : -Do you light candles, burn incense? -I do all the time. I love them!

Oh, my God, I did it! It's me, it's me! I burned down the house!

 Rachel : Okay, Phoebe, calm down. There's no need to place blame. Okay?

 Beckett : I followed up on Jaffe's car. There's no GPS, no E-ZPass,

 Beckett : there's no way of finding out where he and Anton went that night.

 Esposito : There's gotta be a connection between these two guys, I'm just not finding it.

 Ryan : that he parked at a meter the exact same block, on the same day.

 Esposito : He goes into that shipping store. What's he doing in there?

 Christina : The Dead Dad's Club. And you can't be in it until you're in it.

 Chandler : Right? Because it's fast. Because it's so fast. It's fast.

 Phoebe : I don't know. I'll just handle it. I'll ask you to talk to him!

 Phoebe : You talk to him. Make him scared like you, make him a man.

 Penny : Are you gonna make us pretend to be a bunch of lame characters

"Lame characters with silly ac...." What kind of actress are you?

 Bernadette : All right, if I'm doing this, I'm playing to win. So just to be clear,

 Bernadette : If we're ourselves, that means one of us killed Stuart?

 Raj : Very good, Bernadette. You are a regular Byomkesh Bakshi.

 Joey : but Gunther said I had to stay so he could get his hair dyed.

My old man's doing a plumbing job there, and he heard they have an opening.

 Rachel : Oh, my God, yes. I would love that. That's so sweet, Joey.

And you that Marshall quitting his job and taking an unpaid internship

 Ted : The downside to having giant, Japanese anime eyes is they're easy to read.

 Barney : He is so awesome and funny and tall... taller than Marshall...

 Beckett : we were talking about relationships, and then he kissed me.

 Castle : Well, if he kissed you, why wouldn't you just push him away?

 Castle : Like the fact that your father was in financial dire straits,

 Castle : He nearly lost the family farm. And then suddenly, he didn't.

 Beckett : Well, it may explain why you did something you otherwise wouldn't.

The records of phone calls made by Thomas Barber, a contract killer.

 Loretta : I think that's why it always hurt whenever you asked about your dads,

 Loretta : because I was always trying so hard to be both parents for you.

 Loretta : But if you want, I can tell you who your father really is.

I'm new, I'm unhappy here, and I've been taking it out on you guys.

 House : 'Cause when you think about it, the real jerks here are the doctors.

 House : No one's gonna try to hang themselves with a ping-pong net.

 House : Little kids are allowed to play ping-pong, they can play the piano.

 Beasley : All right. Why don't we just go and sit down and discuss it?

 Sheldon : I don't eat in my desk chair and I don't work in my spot.

 Howard : You know, there's kind of an obvious solution here. Get up.

 Montgomery : Turn around and go back home and let me handle this. All right?

 Castle : Come on, Kate. You don't want to remember him like this.

 Beckett : Castle, if it was me lying there, would you just walk away?

 Lanie : Judging from the blood trail, I'd say the bullet broke the bone.

 Beckett : I heard he moved there after he lost his bounty hunter's license.

 Castle : The pouch is an offering to the spirits, but I don't recognize the symbol.

And vodun's not just limited to West Africa. It's also practiced by

 Castle : Haitian and Dominican communities right here in New York.

 Beckett : And let's get his fingerprints in the system, see if there's an ID.

 Esposito : That's only if you're assuming that the guy doing this was rational.

 Castle : It might not make sense to you or me, but if we found out why he did this,

You dragged me in here so that you could read from your own book.

 Castle : Hey, there's a lot of good stuff in here, and some of it is factual.

 Castle : Oh, trust me. As annoying and intrusive as you think I am,

 House : I just figured you'd want something a little more exciting...

 Wilson : You're gonna find out anyway because you're gonna meet her.

Health Code 11 B requires that refuse be taken out the back exit.

 Phoebe : Can't you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy?

the lighting truss was left on stage after yesterday's rehearsal.

The killer probably thought he'd buy some time by dumping her on it

So, whoever it was must've known how to use the stage equipment.

The contestants, they all went to a dinner to honor Victor Baron.

Amber used her keycard at 10 : 43 p.m. to get into her hotel room.

 Beckett : Okay, so, the killer might have transferred it when he strangled her.

 Beckett : Let's find out who had access to this ballroom last night.

 Gates : I'll put in for a warrant. Hopefully we'll get it by morning.

 Beckett : And do you not remember what he wrote about your last book?

 Castle : because if he finds out that Jonathan Kellerman made the cut...

 Castle : Ah, help has arrived in the form of a neutral third party.

 Beckett : Camera frame is too tight. We can't tell where she is.

 Castle : No way to get in touch with her and let her know her baby's all right.

 Agent Mark Fallon : Alert all units. Target is in a black van. Repeat. A black van.

 Agent Mark Fallon : I told them Radford cut a deal implicating them both.

 Agent Mark Fallon : I want checkpoints and barricades in Times Square!

 Castle : there's a chance we can catch her before she gets there.

 Joey : And then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm

 Joey : - Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now!

 Phoebe : - Yeah, and I have a definite feeling it's gonna be a girl.

but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it!

 Beckett : Fletcher was about to marry into an obscene amount of money.

 Beckett : And the only other scam he had going was at the school.

 Castle : It's possible Agent Gray was lying to us about Fletcher to protect the mission.

 Beckett : It's a non-extradition country. What time does the plane leave?

Credit card reservations for flights out of Newark and LaGuardia.

 Esposito : Car rental reservations out of New York and Philadelphia,

Well, it's going to work. We don't have resources to cover that territory.

 Castle : I guarantee you, he's got at least one identity we've never heard of.

 Foreman : The colchicine interferes with the ability of the heart muscle to contract,

 Foreman : The antibodies we're giving you should neutralize the colchicine,

 Wilson : - Cuddy got you doing inventory? - Nope. Trying to solve that kid's case.

The fact that I know it's a gout medicine O.D. would indicate the case is already solved.

 Wilson : What about the fact that the kid is now... I believe the technical term is... "not sick"?

 House : You know how many forms of colchicine there are on the market?

 House : Somewhere at a party, in his coffee, up his nose, in his ear, this kid had some.

 House : - If you're gonna lie, it's... - You know what? I'm not interested.

 Mrs. Merrell : If we invite Sharon, we have to invite all the cousins.

I don't suppose I could have some of those cough pills, huh? They're okay, right?

 Cameron : - Yes. You're doing great. - You should invite Dr. House.

 Beckett : And apparently he found the same naked photos that we did

 Beckett : and thought that her ex-boyfriend was trying to exploit her.

 Evelyn : Well, I know how you lose all sense of time when you're working.

 Evelyn : Dinner and dancing with the best husband in Manhattan.

 Evelyn : And my gift to her is, next year, I'm retiring from the force.

 Montgomery : I haven't accomplished everything I wanted to on the job,

 Ryan : We just have a few questions about the prison experiment,

 Esposito : and he hoisted you up and you both escaped, didn't you?

 Ryan : and then returned to the prison, to your cell. The perfect alibi.

 Ryan : Emily, we know about the scholarship. You needed it to stay in school.

 Esposito : And then when you found out about it in the prison, you took your revenge.

 Emily : It was so unfair. I had worked so hard, did everything right.

 House : I'm saying the symptoms don't add up. A plus B does not equal liver tumor.

 House : No. We've examined the file up and down. Come on, give me that.

She turned to drugs instead of asking for help to manage her life.

 Foreman : I'm not saying anything until the metaphor plays itself out.

No trouble taking out communications, but they need the specialist, a safecracker.

 Robert Kincade : Just follow instructions. You'll see him soon enough.

 Montgomery : As soon as they get what they came for, they're going to kill him.

 Montgomery : If we go in before we find the kid, we might lose them both.

Nothing! I said, you're so great, and then I just stopped talking.

The vehicle was checked out at 5 : 00, reported missing shortly after midnight.

 Castle : Which means any connection to the City Hall is entirely coincidental.

No phone calls at all because Laura Cambridge didn't own a cell phone.

 Ryan : Laura was a Professor of Literature at Hudson University.

 Ryan : She was a rising star in her department until six months ago.

According to her colleague she also completely cut ti with them.

After that, all I could fi were paystubs for fast food restaurants,

 Beckett : See if we can find out where she was the night she died.

 Sheldon : Here's a dollar for your troubles. Get yourseIf some Sour Patch Kids.

 Stuart : Other than you taking your relationship to the next level with another guy...

 Mr. Flynn : But these feelings make you vulnerable. Surely, you must see that.

Ifyou'd never met her, you'd most likely have a very long life ahead ofyou.

 Mr. Flynn : Yes, but the fact that you believe it, does not make it the truth.

 Mr. Flynn : Kate Beckett is going to be dead by the end of the night,

 Vikram : originating from the cell tower that served the empty house.

along the route the right-hand man took from the crime scene to the house,

I'm trying to get Emily out of here, and you keep talking to her...

From now on, I'm gonna be funny sometimes, and not funny others.

 Montgomery : Canvass where this was taken. See if anyone knows who he is.

 Nazihah Alhabi : The first time I heard about the money is today.

 Beckett : Nazihah, your husband was clearly hiding something from you.

 Nazihah Alhabi : He said that the man had mistaken him for someone else.

 Castle : How does he end up dead the same day this guy rides in his cab?

 Esposito : We just got a hit on our canvass for the mystery passenger.

 Phoebe : What a beautiful night to be running around the street, looking for tickets.

I don't know this baby. I don't know if she's a famous artist or not.

I don't want to be a jerk, but you're changing too much around here.

You know, you got the candles and the "foofy schmoofer" thing here.

 Joey : Okay, my towels, for instance. I come into the bathroom...

 Leonard : Would you please help us make a Relationship Agreement?

 Marilyn : We get all types here, Detective. Students, actresses, moms.

 Marilyn : I knew an accountant who did it because she liked the challenge,

 Castle : Any chance that one of her clients became obsessed with her?

 Beckett : Could they have found out her real identity, maybe contacted her?

 Sarah Marx : Yeah, it's my job to take the client's name and credit card information,

 Sarah : That's the part of this business most people don't understand.

 Sarah : Laura was a successful goddess not just because of her sexy talk,

 Monica : I'm not crying about that. I'm crying about something at work.

 Monica reads A Form In Her Lap : "Willing to adopt triplets?" No.

 Joey : Can I just say, I know we're doing this for Ross and that's cooI.

 Joey : But if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date.

 Joey : Some champagne, fancy dinner, feeI you up on the carriage ride home.

 Marisol : I didn't know anything about the money. Not until today.

 Beckett : Do you know what's going to happen if you don't cooperate?

You're gonna go to jail, and your kid's gonna go to foster care.

 Moxie/ryan : Not for nothing, but you need to keep this on the hush-hush.

 Joe/castle : Well, then we'll just keep this our little secret. What do you say?

 Betsy/lanie : but damn it, girl, is this yum-yum really worth it?

 Joe/castle : Dempsey will scrag us for sure if he catches us turtle-doving.

 Joe/castle : Oh, yeah? And go where? We can blow this town, sure.

 Joe/castle : Only, how far are we gonna get when we're both flat broke?

 Vera/beckett : We've got all the money we need and more around my neck.

 Vera/beckett : Back when I was a cigarette girl, I'd watch Dempsey coming in

 Vera/beckett : But it's not a necklace, Joe. It's a diamond noose.

Then we got to turn that noose into a lifeline. Question is, how?

 Chandler : Wow, what a geek. They spent $69. 95 on a Wonder Mop.

 Cristina : What? I sleep with Burke every night. My clothes are there.

 Cristina : - I still have my apartment. Big deal. - You have to tell him.

 Meredith : - with the guy you fake live with? - I wouldn't have you over to dinner.

 Meredith spins around instantly : - Stop with the lying. - And you're being honest?

The last time you called him McDreamy, you were all atwitter with love.

She's feverish. Weaker than this morning. Could be decompensating.

She's been here for a month. You seen any mosquitoes in this hospital lately?

 Resident tries not to smile : In order to test you, Mrs. Larson, we have to do a spinal tap.

 Thirteen : even though I know I have it, it feels like an option.

 Wilson : I took her picture to one of those places that does that age enhancement thing.

 Wilson : of what your daughter will look like 18 years from now.

 Wilson : giving her advice about friends and school and having her heart broken,

 Sheldon : ...I don't think the two of you would be comfortable on the couch.

 Sheldon : It's what evolution wants. Human beings are primates.

 Sheldon : Primates have evolved to live in groups both for protection and support.

 Esposito : He didn't steal the money, somebody stole it from him.

if perhaps there's anything maybe unusual about the appointment?

 Amber : was that Nadine called that morning to confirm the appointment.

 Gates : Wait a minute, did you say her name was Nadine Espinoza?

 Esposito : Nadine's supervisor said she left her office10 minutes ago,

 Castle : We're not going to be seeing Carrot Top tonight, are we?

 Phyllis : I want it to look natural. I mean, much younger, but natural.

 Rachel : ...and we don't even speak the same language, but, God!

 House : So you go out the back way into an alley and drop off your trash by their garage.

 Jack : But all you do is substitute your own rules for society's.

 Bree Busch : You have to understand, I had put so much money into this record.

 Bree Busch : If she didn't finish it, I was gonna lose this studio.

 Bree Busch : I said, "There's plenty more where that came from."

 Bree Busch : I mean, she opened up her jacket and showed me what was tucked inside.

 Bree Busch : And she said, "I would rather put a bullet in my brain

 Beckett : and you're telling me that she walked out of that door alive?

 Bree Busch : Could you be careful, please? That's expensive equipment.

That wasn't a date. That was friends getting together and having sex.

 Dina : What are you going to do, kill him? Like you did Charles?

Staying quiet on my paternity in exchange for monthly payouts to her,

A few weeks ago, Flanagan found out that I had joined the Academy.

 Chuck : I'll dine on Ramen and tap water tonight and think of you.

 Beckett : So I find it strange that someone else's fingerprints

 Beckett : We found him drowned in the water torture trick in his shop.

Well, we had dinner, played some games, and then I spent the night.

 Sheldon : You'll be happy to know that I now have a much better understanding...

 Beckett : And I started thinking that if I would look at it long enough every day

 Lanie : I won't have anything definitive until I get her back to the office.

 Beckett : get a list of all of her parolees, see if there's a match.

 Mrs. Wickfield : She loved her job. She loved helping people get their lives back on track.

 Beckett : did she say anything that would indicate she was in trouble?

 Malcolm : She kept seeing this guy wherever she went, watching her.

and none of them look like this sketch that we took off the neighbor,

 Kevin Ryan : or match prints that CSU got from the crime scene.

 Beckett : So it's quite possible this had nothing to do with her job?

People talk about what they learned in high school. I never went.

 Beckett : Do you have any idea how many people have sat across that table

 Beckett : What makes you think that you're any different? Any smarter?

 Beckett : And I will not let you sit there and lie to me in my own home.

 Beckett : This is a partial print found at the crime scene, in the victim's blood.

 Beckett : It's a match to yours, Martin. Am I still wasting my time?

Before we do, are any of Joey's special "romance" magazines in there?

 Monica : I told you you were a bath person. Hey, maybe I can give you a facial.

 Ross : I mean, come on, little Ruthie Geller? How cute is that?

Okay. All your tests look fine. Are you interested in knowing the sex of the baby?

 Wilson : Has it ever occurred to you that when I don't share something,

 Wilson : one molecule of my life that goes unexamined by Gregory House.

 House : If you're here to say thanks, you're welcome. Now go away.

 Nick : To what? A life where I'll continually drive away anyone who might,

 Nick : I've made my wife happy. I've made my little girl happy.

 Ryan : But you just wanted to get her alone so you could kill her.

 Scott : No. I wanted to make her understand that ifthe truth came out,

 Scott : She was calling me a liar and a hypocrite, and I just...

 Esposito : Scott weinberg, you're under arrest for the murder of Robyn King.

 Martha : I'm an acquaintance of hers. My name is Martha Rodgers.

 Martha : You can rise above your sorrow and win this for Robyn.

 Castle : Guys, I really appreciate you Ietting me help out on this one.

That reminds me. Got to get ready for my hot date with Svetlana.

 Beckett : Thanks, guys, but I've got a really hot date with that doctor.

 Castle : Correction, my sexy Russian lover, who happens to be a model.

 House : Nothing's gonna change that. These drugs will just make you go easier.

 House : Fourteen years on the planet, most of them spent suffering.

 Foreman : that only gives us a one percent chance of saving these kids.

 Foreman : There's got to be a way to better our odds from a 99-percent chance of death.

 Foreman : It's not food-borne, because no one else in the family is sick.

 Foreman : The corticosteroids we gave him to control the inflammation

 House : If you're so sure, why waste time with tests? Just start treatment.

 House : Only if we confirm the diagnosis with an ANA serum compliment,

 Foreman : - So, now you suddenly believe in tests? - The symptoms...

 Foreman : Unless you've got proof, and can tell me which heavy metal it is,

 Foreman : Well, lupus, it's a chronic condition, but it's generally controllable.

 Foreman : In rare cases, it can cause cardiovascular or renal failure.

 Cuddy : And tomorrow? Is it possible for me to get a five-day forecast?

 Cuddy : This is the part where you play the employee and I play the boss.

 House : Did I come in too soon? Okay. I'm going to take another lap,

 Beckett : It didn't have one. But both of the men were wearing masks.

 Deputy : I'm sure they did. I'm sure they had a very good reason.

 Deputy : And in a few days, he'll show up drunk, bruised and sorry as hell.

 Phoebe : Why does that have to be a bad thing? Just change what it means.

If a kid gets straight A's, his parents say, "You pulled a Monica."

 Phoebe : A fireman saves a baby, and they go, "He pulled a Monica."

 Ross : You brought Chandler? The next best thing would be Monica!

 Chandler : I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so...

 Chandler : I see. I thought you just really, really liked your new couch.

 Izzie : How can someone be so offensive and yet so charming all at the same time?

and you realize that your shiny little scalpel isn't gonna save you.

 Burke finding it difficult to talk : But now you're going to be fine.

 Brandon : but if you had any actual evidence, you'd have already arrested me.

You really think a jury's gonna believe he didn't get drunk and off himself?

 Beckett : This is just a game for you, isn't it? Like selling drugs in the park.

 Brandon : But, hey, if you think I did it, let's see you prove it.

 Castle : You know, actually having to prove things is really tedious.

 Beckett : - Welcome to my world. - Brandon had this all planned.

 Castle : He gets Max to shoot Donny, then gets Max drunk and kills him.

I already scrolled through every video, audio, photo and text file on that thing.

 Esposito : Guess we weren't lucky enough to have Max take video of Brandon killing him.

 Castle : It would have popped up on his shared folder as soon as their phones...

 Sheldon : Do you have telematics in your shoes connected to an iPod?

Hoshi thinks you being ringside may have affected my concentration.

 Monica : Apparently, he trains by going to Iran and pulling the arms off thieves.

 Ross : Oh, I gotta tell you, I wasn't expecting to like her at all.

 Wilson : It wouldn't be fair to House, and it's too soon after Amber.

 Barney : Sounds to me like he gave you your first "o canada" face.

The one that starts, "First, do no harm", then goes on to tell us no abortions, no seductions,

 Foreman : Hyperbaric treatments could cause oxygen toxicity... lung and eye damage.

 House : Every treatment has its dangers. Which is why we only treat...

 Chase : The pressure will force the oxygen into your system, saturate your blood.

 Chase : It will enhance white cell activity, reduce the inflammation.

 Augustine : And that will help with this mixed connective tissue disease?

 Augustine : The last treatment with prednisone caused the seizures, right?

 Cameron : That you reacted so strongly to the prednisone let us know...

 Cameron : that you had an underlying problem with your immune system.

 Arthur : you'd better make sure Mosby doesn't screw up tomorrow.

 Phoebe : It's not supposed to be funny. It's supposed to be scary.

It has to feed 20 people. They're not going to eat it off your head!

 Sheldon : There's an economic concept known as a "positional good"...

 Sheldon : ...in which an object is only valued because it's not possessed by others.

 Sheldon : The term was coined in 1976 by economist Fred Hirsch...

 Sheldon : ...to replace the more colloquial but less precise "neener-neener."

 Howard : That's not true. My happiness is not dependent on my best friend...

 Leonard : What are you and Bernadette doing for Valentine's Day?

Are you gonna talk about it beforehand? Are you just gonna pounce?

 Rachel : It is your first time with her, and if the first time doesn't go well...

 Leonard : Look at us, getting ready for a double date with actual women...

 Sheldon : I don't understand. What other kind of women are there?

 Leonard : Artificial women are your department. You wanna take this?

 Leonard : Don't worry, we're planning to have sex right on the salad bar.

 Howard : Yeah, no more carefree bachelor nights for me and Leonard.

I discovered I don't have enough room on my hard drive for a LINUX partition.

 Sheldon : Well, I'm going to perform a full backup, reinitialize...

 Sheldon : Well, I understand there are several types of artificial women.

 Barney : And for two weeks, my comforter smelled like menthol cigarettes.

 Barney : Baby and her family spent every summer at kellerman's.

I wish he'd just go into the light already so I can get on another case.

 Meredith : Seriously, do you actually think you have a shot here?

 Meredith : Look, you really have to let me take you for some tests.

 Chandler : ...how long did it take for the roller skating to happen?

Okay, so I guess that's about two weeks before the topless thing kicks in.

 Phoebe : They need just the right food and lots and lots of love.

I'm just asking as a friend because I am totally fine with this.

 Monica : Or maybe someday, friends who stood up in front of their other friends...

 Charity Guy : Because I think what you're looking for is an ATM.

 Phoebe : Yeah. Because you know what? It's all about the children.

 Charity Guy : If I haven't said so already, sir, congratulations.

Or, no, like, 75 percent for us and 25 percent for- Or, no, like, 90-10.

 Mike : As your future husband, I'm gonna make this decision for us.

 Charity Guy : On behalf of the children of New York, I reject your money.

 Phoebe : - But we're giving you this. - And I'm giving it back to you.

 Esposito : Look, whatever went down between you and Paul Reeves,

 Esposito : One where you walk out of here. You can still do that.

 Esposito : You'll be lucky to get off one shot before they drop you.

 Gates : Obviously, this man is not at all who we thought he was.

 Foreman : that one day you're gonna chase down the ice cream truck?

 Thirteen : then Rocky Road is gonna be left in the freezer where anyone can just dip in.

 Foreman : Kutner said the silver lining of our break-up was I wouldn't be dumped for a girl.

Seems like you're wrong about this kid having drug or alcohol...

 Foreman : House only has two ways to handle us still going out.

 Thirteen : "I stand alone, my soul and me, beneath the mask that others see"

 Penny : I haven't gotten a single acting job since I moved out here.

The closest I came was Iast month. I got a callback for a hemorrhoid commercial.

 Chandler : Let's get some perspective here. These things happen for a reason.

 Phoebe : By the way, good luck in your next life as a dung beetle.

 Rachel : When somebody does not buzz you in, Ross, that means, "Go away."

 Castle : I assume you and Max were... I'm going to stop right there.

I know this wasn't what you expected when you asked to stay here

 Castle : Alexis was supposed to be going to Paris with her mother.

 Castle : If you wanted to stay in a hotel, I would completely understand...

 Beckett : Look, I get her taking care of Alexis, but staying at your place?

 Cristina : There's nothing in the results that explain her seizures.

Uh, I heard every year, the attending on-call picks the best intern

 Cristina : and lets them perform a procedure during the first shift.

And, after that, you can have all the bacon-flavored soy product you can eat.

 Katie : - I'm missing my pageant. - You're missing your pageant?

 Burke : No, Karev, we cannot use it. The muscle is dead. The heart is useless.

 Burke : Stop right there! Don't move that scalpel! Not even a single slice!

 Erica : Just because your donor's heart died doesn't mean you get mine.

 Burke : Is your patient higher on the transplant list? Is he higher on the list?

 Meredith : Do you mind if I scrub in? I've never seen an ORIF before.

 Callie : because every specialty thinks their surgeries are more important than Ortho.

We're not swappin' a couple of goats for your help puttin' up a barn.

 Cuddy : There already is a mechanism for that. It's called the employer-employee

The girl's life is at stake. All we're talking about with the guy is--

all we're talking about is the reason you took the case. To help someone.

 Wilson : The reason we crave meaning is because it makes us happy.

 Wilson : The fifth level of happiness involves creation. Changing lives.

 Robin : And we don't care about some stupid, sexist, corporate holiday.

 Barney : You might as well be dog-earing a tear-stained bridal magazine

 Barney : while wolfing down the box of chocolates you had delivered to yourself at work

I thought you were gonna talk to Marshall about coming back to New York.

 Ted : Why not hang out here until at least after Valentine's Day?

You know what? I'm thinking Howard wasn't making a back-scratching metaphor.

 Sheldon : Is that why you didn't cover our escape and let us get cut down like animals?

 Sheldon : Dereliction of duty in the face of the enemy is a court-martial offense.

 Howard : Leslie Winkle is the fifth girl I've ever had sex with.

that Mr. O'Malley is having some kind of medical crisis right now,

 Richard : Dr. Bailey, you have a lot more hands-on hours these days than I do.

 Richard : Which means there's no room for nerves. So shake it off.

 Sheldon : It's like my dad always said, "First they say you can't drink and drive.

 Leonard : All that story does is make me feel bad for your mother.

 Sheldon : Leonard, you're my best friend. Why don't you ever take my side?

 Howard : My Iron Man helmet. Koothrappali saw you take it. Give it back.

 Foreman : They all fire up the same pleasure centers in the brain.

 Cameron : You were just standing there, and she started to seize?

 Foreman : Causes seizures and affects her blood's ability to clot,

 House : Except for the fact that the bruises are not petechial,

 Foreman : She probably got beat up by her boyfriend. Or her pimp.

 House : What's that called when you judge someone before ever meeting them?

 Foreman : Somehow, I don't see her holding down a 9-to-5 and going to PTA meetings.

 Cameron : It could be SLE, familial telangiectasias, or even Cushing's.

 Fran : looked at the big board, took the first plane that went to a warm place.

 Fran : I also did mescal shooters and snorted cocaine from a homosexual man's stomach.

 Beckett : Well, prison is going to take you places that you can't imagine.

 Adam : I'll be mentioned in the same breath as Manson and the Zodiac.

I'm sorry. Again, I don't know what happened. I must be nervous.

I promise. I won't do it again. I really do. This is gonna be great.

 Fran : But you don't have to take stupid risks. I was being an idiot.

 Cameron : Okay, we're gonna get just one more. I'm sorry, I know it hurts.

You gonna look at it for five more minutes before concluding it's also definitely a leg?

 Cuddy : and still not have enough x-rays to cause radiation sickness.

 House : Unless those x-rays were performed in Wankoff, North Korea,

 Joy : I have hair. I haven't had an x-ray since I got my teeth whitened.

 Cuddy : then go down to HR, and they'll give you your last check.

 Cuddy : and the woman taking care of my sick child isn't returning my calls.

 Wilson : Rachel's gonna be fine, I'm sure whoever he or she is deserved it,

 Cuddy : Don't worry. The board will fire me before they allow that to happen.

 Cuddy : I just told AtlanticNet Insurance I'd terminate unless they give us a 12% bump.

 Cuddy : I haven't heard back from you. Can you call me as soon as you can?

There was a time tonight that I started losing the feeling in my toes.

Yeah, I know. This thing has caused us too much pain and suffering.

 Vince : ...who would actually have an open flame in the middle of a wooded area!

Yeah. He's got a really bad cough, and our vet can't do anything about it.

 Penny : Is it possible you might not actually want to meet someone?

 Sheldon : I came home early because they ran out of math to teach me.

 Burke : He said that he wasn't the most talented student at music school.

Of course the toughest sacrifices are the ones we don't see coming.

 Addison : I went out of my way to give a patient exactly what she wants,

 Addison : - Honey, it's a very small shower. - You want to have hot sex?

that's when the sacrifice can turn out to be more than we can bear.

 House : Name as many animals as you can that start with the letter "O".

 Dan : Looked it up on the Internet. It's one of those trait things.

 Forman : Since neither of your parents have cleft chins, it's highly unlikely you're biologically related.

- Are you sure you're okay? - I've got no problems with being adopted.

 Lily : Oh, yeah. I'll give her a call, see if she wants to hang out.

 Meredith : And I'm guessing she has no idea where you are right now.

They started him on five mics of dobutamine 30 minutes prior to arrival.

- That heart must be off dobutamine. - The heart must be off dobutamine.

 Burke : And tell them to get the dopamine back down to ten mics.

 Castle : he was texting someone on a flip phone, presumably his killer.

 Beckett : offering him $5,000 to reprise his role in that video.

 Castle : Probably told him someone from EHI dropped by and wanted him to have it.

 Castle : you realized you had the perfect chance to take them down.

 Pam : Then why did he stonewall me when I tried to talk to him about it?

 Sheldon : I can see we're going to have to spell out everything for this girl.

 Sheldon : ...but as far as the population of this car goes, you're a veritable mac daddy.

Did you give her dopamine? Started 270 micrograms per minute 10 minutes ago.

Killing the parasites isn't gonna do much good if we kill her heart at the same time.

 Chase : If she's gonna die, we should at least let her do it without that acid flowing through her veins.

We would've expected your wife's condition to show some improvement by now.

 Castle : Did you guys find out what this device was Doyle had on him?

 Ryan : Yeah, Tech says it's just a bunch of junk thrown together.

 Lanie : I mean, time of death was between midnight and 2 : 00 a.m.

 Lanie : Doyle wasn't released from psychiatric hold until 4 : 00 a.m. It can't be him.

 Lanie : In fact, time of death was probably closer to 1 : 00 a.m.

and he had plenty of time to change her watch to fit his delusional story.

 Allison : How often do you look in the classifieds and see "Philosopher Wanted"?

Don't get hung up on it. Quick! List five things you like about her.

 Cameron : I admit that I'm too busy to care who you're screwing with.

 Kutner : You know something about this case you're not telling us?

 House : Why would you think that? 'Cause you wanna screw with us.

 House : Mull it over. You got till the end of this fake case to decide.

 Joey : Well, the rest of you get comfortable, because we are gonna be here for a-

- Wait, there's a window in there. - No! He's not getting away that easy!

Jack can't drive at night anymore. He has trouble staying in his lane.

 Jack : Last winter I went up on a church lawn and drove right through a manger scene.

 Sheldon : ...is no longer seated in the glenoid socket, I would think so.

 Penny : No, no, no, I can't wait that long. You gotta help me. Please?

 Sheldon : All right. Let it never be said that Sheldon Lee Cooper...

 Sheldon : It does seem rather ironic that for want of 99-cent adhesive ducks...

That would've been great. You and Penny having sex in the tent...

 Howard : Okay, the best I can tell, there are eight other campsites nearby.

 Howard : Mostly science nerds like us, but just over yon ridge...

 Beckett : We'll know more after the search, but Esposito talked to his wife,

 Castle : I wonder if there were others, or if she was the first.

 Beckett : But when we questioned Kurtzman, he got all flustered.

 Kutner : Well, if it was you, he'd be inflicting pain on someone else, so...

 Kutner : I'd say he's mimicking whichever one of us happens to be dying.

 Amber : It was just coagulated blood caused by the cold agglutinins.

Which you mistook for a cool fungus that you saw after the tsunami.

 Mr. Scofield : but you don't know what it's like to have something change you in your soul.

 Richard : - It's too dangerous for the hospital. - Does that mean...

 Izzie : This is ready. Don't slosh it around, it's all about the presentation.

 Meredith : - Come in and eat with us. - You need to bond with your people.

We talked hospital, his research, we talked dead mother. I'm out.

 Gates : Still, those files are on their way to the U.S. Attorney's Office.

 Gates : Now the Cabots have a real shot at getting back what they lost.

 Beckett : Along with the 42 other families, all because of Edmund.

 Gates : Detective, if you happen to receive a report of a homicide tonight

 Castle : Whether there's a Santa Claus or not, that's not why I love Christmas.

 Castle : my mother always managed to make Christmas Eve magical.

 Taub : His craniofacial deformity is causing intracranial pressure...

 House : Where are the nosebleeds? Where's the labored breathing?

 House : because you won't put down that camera at all? You know?

 Thirteen : Liver failure plus heart block could be a mitochondrial disorder.

 Thirteen : Liver failure plus heart block could be a mitochondrial disorder?

 House : Take him with you, so he can see the degeneration, too.

 Darnell : So before you worked here in the ER, you worked for House, right?

 Cameron : I need to look in your vagina now. Do you understand?

 Chase : Depression accounts for the cuts, molestation accounts for the depression.

 Foreman : But do the cuts account for all that blood? They weren't deep enough.

 Chase : So she's getting cut, but that's not the source of the blood?

 Foreman : We found a t-shirt covered with blood hidden in a heating vent.

 House : To see if your answer will be, "I can't bleed in public."

Remember when you were a kid and your mom would drop you off at the movies...

Hey, you know that guy who's been following me? I talked to him today.

 Phoebe : Okay. First, I'm not crazy. And second, say it, don't spray it.

 Mrs Koothrappali : Please tell me you're not dating an American.

 Cameron : I don't think so. We switched him to rifampin, and there was no change in the swelling.

We should try another antibiotic. You really think he's allergic to two antibiotics?

 Rowan : Hate to step on anybody's toes, but is it possible your guys got this one wrong?

 Cameron : The rash hasn't turned black yet. No necrosis, no anthrax.

 House : So we start over. What's changed? What do the nodules tell us?

 Meredith : You did this in Mexico so your parents wouldn't know?

 Mrs. Hayes : We took her to County Hospital, and she got the CT scan,

They don't have the proper equipment back home to figure out what's wrong.

 Castle : Could it be that easy? You take mine, I'll take yours.

 Castle : We know they're connected. What if the connection is the killers?

 Castle : And made sure they had an airtight alibi for the murder

 Castle : It's not our victims who are connected. It's our murderers! Crisscross!

Because, Esposito, he jumped in a cab, went uptown, killed Frank.

He easily makes it back to his wife's office in time to find her body at 11 : 47.

 Cosway : Oh, hey. You guys have news? I mean, is it the old patient of Ashley's?

 Cosway : - That turn out to be anything, or... - No, but we are making progress.

 Gates : and be happy that your friends, your very dear friends,

 Gates : Especially after all the hell those two have been through.

 Gates : there might be something you could do to make it up to them.

 Beckett : Hey there, cowboy. Where are you off to in such a hurry?

 Castle : Beckett, what are you doing? We're gonna miss our flight.

 Leonard : Oh, hey, Stuart. This is Penny. She's just looking for some comic books.

 Leonard : Just because people appreciate comic books doesn't make them weirdoes.

 Leonard : Stuart's a terrific artist. He went to the Rhode Island School of Design.

Okay, what about the guy in the superhero T-shirt tucked into his sweatpants?

 Colleen Mccann : So, what happened? My deadbeat ex got arrested again?

 Beckett : Actually, Miss McCann, we're here about your brother.

 Colleen Mccann : He was in my brother's unit. They were best friends.

 Colleen Mccann : Mostly from my brother's letters. They were in the VA together.

 Agent Mark Fallon : In his letters did he ever display any animosity toward this country?

 Beckett : with a set of extremists who are plotting against the US.

 Colleen Mccann : Radford took me out for a beer after Kevin died.

 Colleen Mccann : Angry at how everyone stopped caring about the war,

 Colleen Mccann : Angry at the way politicians were treating soldiers.

 Colleen Mccann : Like they were tissue paper to be used and thrown away.

 Colleen Mccann : cared more about scoring political points than winning.

 Penny : Because I like peppermint and it's fun to say "schnapps."

 Sheldon : ...your telling me to be careful would not make me careful.

 Pharmacist : Hey, I'm just a pharmacist, but I know what cough medicine looks like, Doctor.

I was not wrong. Everything I said was true. It fit. It was elegant.

 Wilson : - So, reality was wrong? - Reality's almost always wrong.

 House : We foolishly ruled out lymphoma because his C.T. scan showed no adenopathy,

C.B.C. showed a normal differen-smear, bone marrow showed no... Screw the tests.

 Wilson : Do an exploratory laparotomy and find out what's in there.

 House : He has no blood pressure, no immune system and no kidneys. Surgery will kill him.

 Wilson : Yeah, you're right. Let's stick with the wrong pill theory.

 Stuart : He doesn't have a girlfriend, I don't have a girlfriend.

 Raj : It's like we both had these holes in our lives, but now we fill each other's holes.

 Howard : Sound of Music sing-along? That used to be our thing, but that's cool.

 Raj : Howard, it's still our thing. Come with us. We'll get you a scalped ticket.

 Raj : We'll switch. You'll come sit with me after intermission.

- Okay. Will I get to see you tomorrow? - Absolutely. See you, Stuart.

 House : but it's a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad deal for grownups.

 Eva : But he doesn't have blisters, he's not itchy. And Daisy never got it.

 House : I know. Again, that's why it's so impressive that I figured it out.

 Phoebe : -Holy mother of God! -Oh, my God, I can't believe that!

 Ross : But the complaint department at the condom company got an earful.

I know. But in my defense, I just found out that condoms are only, like, 97% effective.

 Sheldon : And her eyes sparkle when she watches old French movies.

 CALLIE : I was going to go with Jerry, until he went all 1957 Bel Air.

 GEORGE : Callie, I'm serious. I can handle my family on my own.

 MEREDITH : - Think you can save Mia's kidney? - If we can control the bleeders.

 MEREDITH : With parents like that, she didn't have it easy to begin with.

 MEREDITH : They don't know their kid's blood type. They don't know her favorite song.

 House : Spinal meningioma pushing on the nerves to the vocal cords

 House : And that nerve just happens to live right near the meningeal branch

 House : of the vertebral artery, obstructs the blood flow to the brain.

 House : Cleaning the slate bought us time to find the real problem.

 House : He can start enjoying real misery instead of the fake stuff.

Sure. Being engaged, I'm not nervous talking to pretty girls anymore.

This street is the first in the city to have an underground sewer system.

 39 : No evidence of clots, and other than elevated red blood cell count,

 13 : Maybe she's just not used to seeing it spooning with the naked dolphin form.

 House : There is a difference, you know. Salary, for one thing...

 House [stops Just Outside His Office Door Trying To See Chase.] : Carbon monoxide poisoning.

 39 : There are a lot of different explanations for elevated red blood cells.

 House [squinting, Still Trying To See Chase] : Yeah, well, which one fits best

 House [squinting, Still Trying To See Chase] : with the damaged flue that your competitors found

 House [squinting, Still Trying To See Chase] : in the gas fireplace in Osama's cave?

 House : Did you just see a blond guy with a pretentious accent?

 House : Give me the car keys, put the patient in a hyperbaric chamber

 6 : The high pressure and oxygen will flush the carbon monoxide from your system.

 6 : This much oxygen for too long can have some toxic effects, so we'll do this in cycles.

 Marshall : Dowisetrepla is the up-and- coming neighborhood. Oh.

ls this like that time you tried to convince us you were a doctor?

Why should l be the only one who doesn't do what he really wants to do?

-Well, what do you really wanna do? -l have not thought this through.

 Phoebe : Chandler, your being here is the best Christmas present l could ever imagine.

There's no juice for the people who need the juice. I need the juice!

Nobody likes two eggs equally. I wanna know which one you like better.

 Chandler : What's the difference? Your eggs aren't here anymore.

 Cameron : Tick paralysis? Could also explain the anaphylaxis, maybe even the...

 Foreman : Penicillin allergy explains the allergic reaction much better.

 Chase : Particularly because tick paralysis is usually accompanied by a tick.

 Chase : We did two comprehensive physicals looking for insect bites.

You argued that there must be something to connect all three symptoms,

 Foreman : and finally you let us discuss the paralysis on its own

Now, it's ascending. Her MRis are clean, so rule out stroke or aneurysm.

 Foreman : Not unless she's been walking on her hands the last couple of days.

 Cameron : Could be a virus. West Nile, even polio with her immune system shot.

 House : Foreman's right. We gotta find out why she's paralyzed.

 Foreman : We also did an EMG to check how her muscles and nerves

 Artie : I know what she's like when the two of you are around me, but...

 Chase : I'm probably not the best guy to go to for marital advice.

 Neal : - Take care of my Deborah first. - Oh, now you're concerned.

 Deborah : The shooting starts, you duck behind me and you're sorry?

 Deborah : Love means never having to use your girlfriend as a human shield!

 Neal : We shared a bullet, Deborah. It went through you and into me!

 Deborah : No, Neal, this is a sign! She's squirting water through my arm.

 Meredith : Lower left leg deformity from GSW. Pedal pulse is strong and intact.

 Meredith : Paramedics said he got five of morphine in the field.

 Brad : Do you know what you're doing? Because that really hurts.

 Izzie : You know what really hurts? Gunshot wounds. You're lucky.

 Brad : Hey, Chaz. Larry. No offense, but you guys got to think quicker on your feet.

 Patty Schultz : He said he was a cryogenist and that he would freeze me and my cats

 Patty Schultz : which makes me the most suspicious person you've ever met.

 Castle : You know, I can't help but be a little impressed with our boy Fletcher.

 Castle : Not on a personal level, just more of a professional one.

 Castle : I mean, one storyteller to another. The guy's a master.

 Castle : and both of them have suspicious bulges in their jackets.

 Beckett : Castle, I think your writer's imagination is getting away with you.

 Kevin Ryan : 10-30? Since when are we handling bank robbery calls?

They're wearing doctor scrubs. One of them is emptying the cash drawers.

 Beckett : Castle, I need you to listen very carefully, how many are there?

 House : 32-year-old female, paralysis and severe pain in her right quad. Go.

 Foreman : - How'd she get to you? - She's the C.E.O. of Sonyo Cosmetics.

Three assistants and 15 V.P.'s checked out who should be treating her.

Dr. House, I know the chances are very slim, but I'm sure you recognize...

If her disk were herniated, she'd present with pain elsewhere, wouldn't she?

Getting To Yes. Fifty Ways to Win an Argument. Hitchhiker's Guide to Being a Pal.

In five seconds, you just manipulated these two into agreeing with your point of view.

 Cameron : Dr. House, are you saying that she doesn't have a clot,

Good God, isn't it possible that "Sorry" is sitting in there right now?

Can we just take a minute and talk about the man I'm gonna marry tomorrow.

 Tom : Fives have to be written up before shift end tonight. I'm sorry.

 Beckett : I have some paperwork to do, as well. So, maybe another time.

 Tom : Well, the thing is, I kind of had my heart set on tonight.

 Rocco : I'd like that. If she's half as interesting in person as she is on the page,

 Madison : She dated a guitarist in a grunge band, a med student and this French guy,

"How do they watch as their whole world melts into a spotlight of shame?"

 Beckett : whether you were there or not. Are you ready to deal?

 Castle : We all have our demons, but Gabriel was killed by his.

 Beckett : I mean, as soon as the lights go out, bad things happen.

 Beckett : You know, at least the precinct is on a backup generator

Well, that's appropriate, since that's the likely place our killer is from.

 Beckett : Look, Ryan and Espo are bringing in Dave Holmby, our rogue orderly.

And I'm sure that they are going to get a very sane and grounded explanation

 Ryan : to track down an escaped mental patient in the middle of it.

 Esposito : Yeah, that was some Sherlock-Ievel detective work, Dave.

 House : Hardly counts as stealing, it's a pretty obvious choice.

 Cuddy : Well, I have already assigned "death row guy" to Dr. Nolo.

 House : for why a guy's heart starts beating so fast it pumps out air instead of blood.

 Cameron : Just the heart, or the patient have any other complaints?

 House : She's got me going to Mercer State Prison, Capital Sentences Unit.

 Ross : I heard about Mrs. Verhoeven passing away, and I am so sorry for your loss.

 Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter : It looked like we were gonna lose her this morning, but she's a tough old bird.

 Marshall's brother #1 : We went for a hike in the snow and had this amazing talk.

 Trey : Thanks, Dad. Guess I'll have to fill the time with some jokes...

 Judy : Marshall, do you remember the last thing your father said to you?

 Bailey : You can expect all sorts of holiday idiocy so that is my gift to you.

 Alex : Pretty sure I'm gonna fail, which makes today my last day here,

 Burke : - So, when does Hanukkah fall this year? - Uh... No idea.

 Cristina interrupts : I haven't observed religious holidays since I was old enough to know better.

 Marion smiles : - You don't mean that... - UNOS called. We have a heart.

 Marion : Santa Claus is bringing you a new heart for Christmas.

 Castle : That's inappropriate. Okay. Theodore Rose, Theodore Rose,

 Beckett : Susannah's killer knows that the half-dimes are still in here.

 Castle : than the person who wanted everyone to think that this was just a game?

 Beckett : Mr. Burns, you left out a few details the last time we spoke.

You wanted to come up here and look for some stupid Burger King comet.

 Ross : Hey, Bapstein was a very well-respected astronomer from...

 Barney : Trust me when I tell you their universal health care system

 Barney : If I have to sit through one more flat-chested nova scotian

 Marshall : I don't know, but I cross- checked every record in canada.

 Phoebe : You see, this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums.

Joey, you know that you could just not throw the sticks up in the air.

 Dana : You need an open-lung biopsy to confirm pulmonary fibrosis.

 Dana : That's invasive surgery. I'd be out of commission for weeks.

 Dana : I've got my book group, piano lessons, cooking classes. They make me happy.

 Taub : A warm apple fritter makes me happy, it doesn't fulfill me as a person.

 Taub : If it didn't, I'd have found a way to go back to tucking tummies.

 Chef Anthony : Good for you. If your job fulfills you and makes you happy, that's rare.

 Taub : I loved being a plastic surgeon, the money, the lifestyle.

 Blah-blah : So now you're giving me a cute, little backhanded slap.

 Blah-blah : Why are you trying to undermine me in front of ted?

 Penny : Sheldon, I used to cut my brother's hair. l could do it.

 Sheldon : Penny, I know you mean well, offering the skills of the hill folk...

...and we sure as shooting don't get our hair cut by bottle-blond...

 Raj : You could go to my guy. He's at Juan-Juan in Beverly Hills.

 Howard : Quick question here, have we actually changed the conversation...

...from "I'm going to astronaut training" to "Sheldon can't get a haircut"?

 Beckett : The dean gave us permission to search it as a part of our investigation.

 Donna : Wait, you think I had something to do with Will's death?

 Beckett : Donna, you missed your class the night that he was killed.

 Castle : to find out that he was just using you for your research.

I'm not gonna stand here and let you accuse me of killing my boyfriend.

 Beckett : Donna, that was you in the suit in the apartment with us.

 Castle : Thank you for that, by the way. I forgot to cancel this.

When my patient's gooey abscess exploded all over me at 4 : 00 a. m.?

 Alex : - Iz, you look nice. - Did you just come from confession?

Do you want to make a coffee date? 3 : 00? You could use a little pick-me-up.

 Bailey : The sooner we take them, the sooner we get them out there.

Your picture's going to be everywhere. The police, the news, the Internet.

 Jane Doe : If my face looks completely different, what good would pictures do?

Your face bears similarities to your old face. Your hair and eyes are the same.

 Cristina : but technically, that decision isn't yours. It's Meredith's.

 Izzie : This is a maxi pad. Heavy flow day. Mini pad, pretty self-explanatory.

 Izzie : The tampon we've already gone over. So, are we clear on everything?

 Izzie : that your dad dragged you in here, but can you just talk or nod?

Since my wife died, I've been in the woods a little with Kelley.

Could I be pregnant if I had sex last week before the period thing?

The guy's being a real jerk and he's totally ignoring me at school.

 Lanie : I found traces of metal in the abrasions on Sophie's back.

 Beckett : If I find the object that made the wounds, you'll be able to match it?

 Lanie : Now Little Miss Bride shows up. Don't tell me you're not the least bit jealous.

 Beckett : Aren't you guys supposed to be running background checks?

 Ryan : All day yesterday, I kept feeling like I'd heard the name Kyra Blaine before.

 Beckett : Each one's a clue as to the letter writer's identity.

 Castle : Do you think this is the child that Ward is looking for?

Ward, you know, he was working off of a photo of the letter, right?

 Mrs. Wickfield : I kept trying to get him to throw some of this stuff out but he never would.

 Mrs. Wickfield : No, but, uh, Malcolm was very encouraging to students,

When the light's on, the spraying's about to start, so close your eyes.

...pat yourself to avoid drip marks, then turn to get your back. Got it?

 Assistant : - You catch on quick. - Well, I have a Ph. D., so...

 Leonard : I have to say, this is the best Top Ramen you've ever made.

 Penny : 'cause there is a crap storm of romance coming your way.

 Greg House : Actually, I was just trying to make another euphemism for sex.

 Sidney Curtis : He lied to us again and again. He broke laws, ethical codes...

"that best describes how you've been feeling lately, including today."

 Lynne : Between the pain and the meds, his sleep pattern's pretty erratic.

 Lynne : I think talking, interacting with other people, actually makes it worse.

 Zach : He's really strong. He used to play hockey. He was really good, too.

"I believe there's hope. Hoping for things to get better is a struggle for me.

How about when you're not working? What do you do in your spare time?

 Joey : What are they doing out here? The coast is way over there!

 Cameron : You just wanted to see how I'd react to being screwed over by Foreman?

 House : Nice idea, but no. This was just good old-fashioned laziness.

 Cameron : Right, we're both victims. A simple heads up, that's all I needed.

 Cameron : about anal sex and Cuddy's breasts, you could have tipped me off.

 House : Foreman did what he did because it worked out best that way for him.

 Chase : Don't worry. You shouldn't feel anything except for a slight pulling.

That article would have sat on House's desk for the next six years.

 Chase : You could have written it for her, too. She knows House as well as any of us.

 Richard Castle : Honestly, sometimes it's like they're not even trying.

 Martha Rodgers : Doing the crossword in pen. Feeling cocky today, are we?

 Martha : She doesn't hear you, darling. She's still talking to Ashley.

 Castle : I should be timing that phone call. It's gotta be a record.

 Martha : Please, I've had relationships that didn't last this long.

 Alexis : Sorry. We were talking about the hiking trip next Saturday.

Oh, did Ashley get the all clear from his parents to come with us?

 Castle : that I won't leave their boy stranded on the mountain side,

 Castle : We'll have them over for dinner. We'll schmooze and impress them.

 Beckett : What do you think will happen if you don't get on with his parents?

 Eddie : When everybody knows that the capital of Cambodia is...

 Eddie : My last girlfriend, Tilly. We're eating breakfast, right?

...I'll go to the coffeehouse with you and we'll have a cup of coffee.

I don't want to have to have Joey with me every time I want decent coffee.

I make too many jokes, I've never been in a serious relationship...

 Sheldon : as long as it doesn't originate in a Russian man's colon.

-Did you see the cover of Vogue..? -Could I just have the candy?

-He loves The Velveteen Rabbit. -That rabbit was brown and white.

 Ross : No, I think I should stay. We should both know what's going on.

We're gonna start with some basic third-stage breathing exercises.

-I'm supposed to be the mommy? -I'll play my sperm card once more.

Uh, last night after the show, I tuned it and I dropped it off at his trailer.

 Hank : He was always really nice to me. It was all about the music with him.

 Esposito : This is a crime scene. You gotta get these cameras out of here.

 Joel : All right. Look, I gotta go. Just call me if you can get that thing.

 Joel : I've been following these guys non-stop for three months.

 Cuddy : Eric, the reality here is, House should have fired you.

 Foreman : I can't get a decent position at another hospital without a recommendation.

 House : You don't want to work, so why don't you just go get me a lottery ticket?

 House : Not knowing whether we can believe you is making that difficult.

 Barney : screaming in the wind; butt cheeks trembling with fury;

 Lily : that's trying to prevent your building from being built?

And since then, we've really been enjoying each other's company.

 House : No, no. I didn't ask how you plan to con me into treating him.

 House : There are about a billion sick people on the planet. Why this one?

Because this one's in our emergency room. Ah, so it's a proximity issue.

If somebody was sick in the third-floor stairwell, that's who'd we be talking about.

 Wilson : Blood pressure's not responding to I.V. fluids? - Yeah.

 House : C.B.C. was unremarkable. Abdominal C.T. scan didn't show anything.

 House : So, people, differential diagnosis. What's wrong with her?

 House : Does anyone think it's a testicular problem? No. So, Chase?

 Foreman : What about arthritis? Accompanying vasculitis causes nerve damage...

 Cameron : No. It wouldn't cause the blood pressure problems. Allergy? - The kid's got abdominal pain.

 House : Foreman, if you're going to list all the things it's not, it might be quicker to do it alphabetically.

Let's see, now. "Absidia". Excellent. Doesn't account for any of the symptoms.

 House : People think he's a great doctor, so they give him stuff.

 House : People who know me see me as an ass, treat me as an ass.

 House : People who don't know me see a cripple, treat me like a cripple.

 Wilson : - What did you do to... - It was nothing. It was all my fault.

Yeah, you're right, if you spoke, you'd just say something stupid.

 Wilson : Yeah, I mean I'll either get a girlfriend or get fired.

And because, actually, you do wanna march down there and kiss her.

 House : Shock the affected area, re-boot the nerves, she'll be fine.

 House : To tell them that you compromised their trial, your ethics,

 Foreman : find out if other patients developed tumors and how they were treated.

 House : Oh, my God. It's been a whole day and her brain tumor hasn't melted away?

 House : and it's only 'cause you're worried about getting to sleep tonight...

 Thirteen : I was going for the phone and I fell over the table.

l'd smack you with a glove, but just last week, I packed away my winter things.

...Star Trek : Deep Space Nine trivia, Star Trek : Voyagertrivia...

...since I discovered the strip club near my apartment has a free buffet.

 Leonard : All right, this is one-on-one, first to five wins the office.

 Phoebe : And to knowing that your career doesn't mean everything.

 Ross : You know what the best part about this is? I can never be fired.

 Foreman : Which could create excess adrenaline, causes the head pain and rage.

 House : Being a teenager excuses the odd inappropriate comment.

 House : Probably been having them for years. Question is, what's causing them?

 Foreman : If it were just a cluster headache, he'd have swelling around the eyes.

 House : Useless for this pain, but it could've knocked down the swelling.

 Cameron : Normal treatment for cluster headaches is steroids, which the ER also gave him.

 Chase : Fifty bucks to whichever of you steps up and treats this brat.

 Foreman : The magnetic pulses activate nerve cells, which will hopefully squelch the head pain.

That probably wouldn't have been the most constructive solution.

Oh, Ross, you're right. I don't know why I always thought this was real grass.

 Rachel : I just want you to take me and kiss me and make love to me right here...

Okay, if that's what it takes to show you how much you mean to me...

 Phoebe : Let me get you another glass. That's been sitting out.

 Cuddy : House, what's going on in there? Is everyone all right?

 House : I'm gonna need some propofol to prove that it's pulmonary scleroderma,

 House : Have one of the guards bring it in. No, no guards, no cops.

 House : Guys with even bigger guns? Who know how to talk to armed...

 Surgeon : I'll keep her on bypass until the husband has a chance to say goodbye.

 Cameron : I just thought it would be nice for you to have that.

 Foreman : It's too late for theories. We need to tell the husband.

 DAY FIFTY-SEVEN, at the apartment.Ted from 2030 : The next day, he found one of her socks or something,

 DAY FIFTY-SEVEN, at the apartment.Ted from 2030 : And then, one morning...

 Naomi : You can't use a movie made before you were born as a defense.

 Addison : I'm starting to think LA is like New York, but with a beach.

...and "Don't make me come down there and kick your Wall Street butt."

 Monica : ...I split my money and I bought some shares of CHP and ZXY.

 Monica : Well, CHP because I used to have a crush on Erik Estrada.

 Esposito : So, Oscar, did Gabriel Shaw tell you whether he was meeting anyone?

 Ryan : and we were able to track him back to the location where he was stabbed.

 Joey : How about I keep my boxers on and give you a peek at the good stuff?

I don't know. Maybe it's just being here at the beach together...

 Joey : - One of the writers. - Which writer? Was it bald or was it tall?

 Cecilia : And if it were true, how dare you come to me and ask me for tips...

 Rachel : No, Phoebe, you cannot get the phone that way. That's not fair.

Why don't we see what kind of numbers he has on his speed dial...

Or we can decide by whoever's name is closer to the word "phone."

 House : a tad more weight if you'd mentioned the "liking pain" thing.

I'm not into... - I assume you never started him on antibiotics and blood thinners...

- That was probably a good thing, given... - Start him on antibiotics and blood thinners.

 House : But if Foreman's right about it being bacterial endocarditis and we...

 House : Okay. If Foreman used to be right about it being blood clots...

 House : and we take the surgery route, we'll probably kill the guy.

 House : So start him on blood thinners, and if he has another stroke, we'll schedule the surgery.

 Beckett : That it looks like he wrapped the cord around his neck

 Beckett : Because a guy like Cole didn't think he could face going to prison.

 Rachel : but I want you to be at my constant beck and call, 24 hours a day.

True, but you're allowed to be unreasonable. You're having our baby.

 Foreman : Or we screwed up and missed something at the Renaissance fair.

 Thirteen : There's nothing in his blood work even remotely suggesting that.

until finally the button, which I'll call "intracranial berry aneurysm,"

because I had a friend in high school with that name, stops the signal

 House : Unless he walks out of here and gets run over by a bus,

You wanna give him a call? Visiting hours don't apply to my patients.

 House : You just don't want anything in your life that won't let you do

Joshua's coming in tomorrow, and since I don't have the guts to ask him out...

 Ross : We went to see a collection of Victorian doorknobs at the museum.

 Emily : My uncle dragged us there, but it turned out to be really interesting.

I don't know how museums work in England, but here, you're not supposed to take stuff.

 Present Chandler's Voice : A week before Christmas vacation? I do.

But if a guy who looks like Corey Haim wants to kiss me, I am so gonna let him.

 Sheldon : Okay, first, talking to you while you're on the toilet

 Leonard : When I broke my arm I used to stick a coat hanger down there.

 Sheldon : You wouldn't make jokes if you could feel the way I feel.

 Leonard following Sheldon into living room : - What? - I was analyzing our lie...

 Sheldon : ...and I believe we're in danger of Penny seeing through the ruse.

If she were to log on to www. socalphysicsgroup.org/activities/other...

...click on upcoming events, scroll to seminars, download the PDF schedule...

 Sheldon : ...and look for the seminar on molecular positronium, then...

 Sheldon : My watch is linked to the atomic clock in Boulder, Colorado.

 George : I don't. But I have a family. I... actually have a couple families.

 George : The thing about families, you don't necessarily like what they do.

 George : Their choices and their decisions. But you stick by them.

Heart failure. He's 36. Kendra's driver's license says she's a donor.

 George : She's not a match, but she could save a dozen other lives.

I got to believe that if she had the choice between where she is right now

 George : and saving a dozen other people, she'd save those people.

 George : So the question is... whether you stick by her one last time.

Yeah. These are X-rays of a human with an osteosarcoma on his tibia.

 Callie : It's the closest I could get to mirroring what's happening to your dog.

 Callie : And it spread quickly and he died when it finally metastasized on his lungs.

 Martha : It's late, darling. Come on. We'll ask him in the morning.

I'm gonna write you the name of a drug. You don't need a prescription.

 House : That stuff has all sorts of nasty side effects. It's real medicine.

No, this is all you need. Your frat buddies will be completely fooled.

 Foreman : We think you may have a sexually transmitted disease.

 House : I didn't ask him to take the medicine. I asked you to give him the medicine.

 Foreman : We should start treating him for lymphoma right away.

 House : Not in this conversation. We're talking about a patient.

 House : Well, not like air. But as a biological imperative, sure we do.

 Cameron : If you're wondering if Wilson's dating her, ask Wilson.

 Foreman : Clearly he did, and Wilson denied it. And House doesn't believe it.

That's gotta hurt. That's why it pays to have more than one friend, House.

 Chase : She was in some sort of assault, right? Simple neck trauma.

It says no one touched her neck, and if they did, it would resolve by now.

 Foreman : Didn't need to touch her. Some guy coughed on her, right?

 Cameron : except for the broken head he got from the beating he took.

 Chase : Salmonella from the pot would explain the stomach pains.

 Chase : She's on steroids for the swelling, therefore no fever.

 Marlene : Joe, you say it in your seminars. Process matters just as much as results.

 Joe : Are you seriously busting my chops because I made one little move without you'?

 Joe : and letting me be the man in this relationship for a change?

 Ayres : shouldn't outweigh all other evidence. Photos, utility bills...

 Weinmann : Yes. Because your clients would never fake anything.

 Ayres : We acknowledge the neighbor thing was a mistake, but that doesn't mean

Look, look, I get that it's your job to act like there's a case here, but shut up.

 Weinmann : You'll be referred to Immigration Court for deportation proceedings.

 Weinmann : And we're gonna inform your parole officer about evidence of fraud.

 House : 38-year-old former Marine. Came to the ER with back pain,

 House : now his bladder aches as much as his back 'cause he can't empty it.

 Masters [going Through The File] : Military history. In suspiciously good shape for his age,

 Masters [going Through The File] : makes a living bullying kids.

 Izzie : I don't think it's much of anything, it's just a scratch.

 Richard : We're not set up for that kind of investigation, Mr. Scofield.

You could send it to a forensic lab but I don't know if they'll tell you much.

 Castle : No. No, I know. I'm not trying to put an end to the time-out.

 Vikram : Direct deposits from a shell corp. There's a bunch of them.

 Ted voix off : And away from his dream of saving the environment,

 Sheldon : It's simple biology. There's nothing I can do about it.

Almost as good as the play with the two naked girls on the seesaw.

He viciously screamed at total strangers. I think he's bad news.

 Joey : Oh, hey, Lauren. You guys, this is Kate's understudy, Lauren.

 Ralph Carbone : And that reporter, all he asked me about was pizza.

 Beckett : Hey, Ryan, any luck on where our victim was last night?

 Ryan : and only a few calls to his editor in the previous days.

 Castle : A reporter chasing down a story? No, there should be dozens of calls.

 Beckett : Well, maybe he was making them from wherever he was staying.

 Esposito : "If you try to print that, I swear to God, I'll kill you!"

 Luca Sabalini : So me and Burns argued. So what? It's a free country.

 Castle : It seems she remembers you sneaking out before midnight,

 Penny : Eventually, he started going out with someone else and I always regretted it.

 Sheldon : ...that baffling dalliance with Leonard just to be near me...

 Penny : Look, Sheldon, all I'm saying is strap on a pair and go talk to Amy.

 Park : Patient's visited China a lot recently. What about the JBE virus?

 House [still Looking At His Laptop Screen] : Why don't you check his vaccination record

 House [still Looking At His Laptop Screen] : before you make another stupid...

 House [still Looking At His Laptop Screen] : OMFG. 50% off cupcakes.

 House [still Looking At His Laptop Screen] : How sick is the patient? 'Cause this expires today.

Central serous retinopathy? It's linked to type-A personalities.

 House : "Last month, I had an incident involving another PPTH employee.

 Thirteen : I love how everyone thinks it's so quaint and childlike of me

I hear they wanna tear down the Colosseum to build a karaoke bar.

 Foreman : The Buona Speranza Medical Center in Rome is doing a Huntington's trial.

 Foreman : I know that they've been doing fetal neural transplantation.

Do you really think I was gonna leave you stuck back here for 18 hours?

 Foreman : She can't wear motion sickness patches for the rest of her life.

No, but if it does relive her symptoms it'll narrow down our search.

 Foreman : No, I have a problem with the other thing you're doing,

But years ago. And he lives in Minsk. He's only in town for a couple days.

 Leonard : Oh, my God, you are amazing. I mean, heh, I don't deserve you.

 Ted : But I understand that you really don't have time right now,

 House : or one of you issued a completely ridiculous ultimatum.

 Taub : Mr. Pluta started hallucinating before we could put him under.

 House : It's not. It's not congestive heart failure, it's gotta be one of the...

 Dr. Thomas : It's not an "it," it's a "him" you need to take care of.

 Dr. Thomas : and I can't get approval to hire a replacement for the surgeon

 Dr. Thomas : A doctor I only took on in the first place because of pressure from you.

 Cuddy : So you didn't want Chase, but now you're pissed you can't have him?

 Dr. Thomas : putting out his fires and start doing your damn job.

 Steph : I'm sorry, I totally interrupted you. What were you saying?

 Leonard : - I really like you... - Oh, God, here comes the speech.

 Steph : I really like you but maybe we should spend a little less time together...

 Steph : And then you never call me, so I call you, but you don't call me back.

 Steph : ...and I know that you're lying but I pretend like I don't care...

 Marshall : I-I'm here about the painting my wife lily sold you...

 Mrs Hofstadter : I understand you have been whining about my parenting

 Mrs Hofstadter : in order to emotionally manipulate your girlfriend.

 Mrs Hofstadter : I was swatting his bottom with your brand-new Ping-Pong paddle.

 House : You don't need to depend on people who are gonna let you down.

 Beckett : Preliminary lab results indicate that Stephen's clothes

 Beckett : And CSU found traces of cyanide in Stephen's apartment.

 Montgomery : negligent homicide for his sister and murder one for Joe McUsic.

 Montgomery : He did. But that doesn't take away from the good he's done.

 Beckett : Oh, my gosh. Castle, this is the movie that inspired those two.

 Chase : Fractured his right ulna at age three, chicken pox at age five...

 Foreman : You are 0 for 1 since you came back. We just wanna make sure...

 Cameron : Rectal bleeding plus alien abduction fantasies, most likely sexual abuse.

 Cameron : Penetration causes the bleed, trauma causes the fantasy.

E. R. ran a rape kit, found no evidence of tearing, semen, or pubic hairs.

 Chase : I'm just not arrogant enough to think that of the 50 billion galaxies,

100 billion stars per galaxy and ten million billion planets in the universe,

 House : I'm guessing we're the only ones who like shoving things through our backdoors.

 Foreman : There is new research indicating a link between neurological problems

What part of hallucinating an alien abduction isn't neurological?

Nightmares aren't a symptom of anything other than wanting to sleep with mommy.

Which can easily be explained by a G. I. problem or a bleeding disorder.

When he was with me, I took care of him all the time, by myself.

 Ross : The point is, when the baby comes, I will be there to feed her..

You're gonna pick it up. Hey, you will. Look, when you first came to the city..

 Ryan : who was trying to muscle in on his turf. Beat him up real bad, too.

 Esposito : Sounds like he's got a bad temper. Maybe he's graduated to murder.

 Kyra : - Was that about Mike? - Uh, no. Just following up on a lead.

 Beckett : - Your dress is lovely, by the way. - Oh, thank you so much.

 Kyra : I feel like I know you a little. From Nikki Heat, the dedication.

 Kyra : When I knew him, he was just "Rick," fresh off his first best-seller.

 Boyd Gamble : We had a mutual acquaintance who recommended my services.

 Ryan : Why didn't you just sell her the drugs and be done with it?

 Ryan : - Why did you show up at the hotel? - Because she needed a specialty item.

 Ryan : but finding this mummy might be like finding the lost ark.

- Lf it is even still here. - All right, have CSU sweep the area

 Beckett : and see if they can get any prints off of the sarcophagus.

 Beckett : Whoever stole the mummy must have left some evidence behind.

 Rupert Bentley : Disaster! PR disaster! I only hope the press doesn't hear about this.

Ten bucks says he calls the press just as we're out the front door.

 Castle : No, he didn't know anything about how to reverse the curse,

 Castle : It's like you said, the chances of there actually being a curse

 Castle : There is no curse. There is no curse. There is no curse.

- Is that lemon poppy seed? - You don't want these. They're stale.

 Rachel : One day when you are a lot older, I'm gonna tell you that entire story...

 Leonard : ...as to what you and I are going to be doing on Valentine's Day.

 Penny : My lactose-intolerant boyfriend is gonna eat all this...

 Leonard : Let me slice this Swiss cheese with my Swiss Army knife...

 Adams : If his heart doesn't rupture, he's liable to rip it out and give it away.

 Thirteen : Seems like Graves disease or some other thyroid issue.

 Park : His thyroid levels were within normal range when he was admitted.

 Thirteen : What about porphyria? It's a little weird without the rash,

 House : - I was referring to the rat. - Trenton Pest is sending a guy.

 House : I know it looks like we're cleaning dishes, but actually we're having sex.

I give you Kalvin Ryan, so flamboyant in person, so boring on paper.

 House : Obviously got an opportunistic infection, probably TB or PCP.

 Cameron : Kalvin's T-cells are at 200. That's strong enough to fight infection.

 House : - Fine, parasite. - Nope. The stool sample was negative.

 Cameron : Then he changed his meds, his immune system rebounds,

 Cameron : his viral load drops, everything's getting better, but he's getting sicker.

 Rachel : Well, I wanted to give Emily a big American goodbye cheer.

 Victoria Gates : Detective Ryan, what do we know about the second victim?

 Ryan : he liked to walk, which means there was a predictable routine,

 Esposito : We've got teams sweeping buildings near both crime scenes,

 Beckett : We're still checking, but they don't live or work in the same area,

GATES : The fact is, everyone in this city is a potential target.

 Castle : Mother, I really wish you would call before you came over.

 Martha : Well, I don't want to risk interrupting you two love birds

 Martha : And it looks like I have interrupted you in the middle of you-know-what.

 Castle : Mother, I would be happy to write something for your book.

 Martha : Oh, you know, it's so funny, darling, 'cause I have that same negligee,

- Do you want to join them? - Why? Got a crime scene right here.

Look, either way you're gonna get married. You're gonna be happy.

 Castle : If that's all this was, I would've quit a long time ago.

 Castle : unless you count the chocolate one Alexis gave me for my birthday.

 Wilson : You're asking a guy who paid full sticker price for his last car.

Have you noticed how many porn sites have "mom" in the domain name?

 House : Looks like boils, altered mental status and heart failure

 House : I need your signature to start treating it with malaria.

 House : Malaria is the simplest, cheapest method of delivering hyperthermia.

 Cuddy : You bet someone you could use malaria as a diagnostic tool?

 House : a bet that puts one patient at minor risk is juvenile...

 Raj : I don't think my character should be in a place like this.

 Leonard : you're welcome to whip up a quick character and join us.

 Sheldon : if he doesn't start talking, we'll register a complaint

 Raj : He could lose his HBO and all their delightful original programming.

 Castle : I was wondering if you could email me a set of the building plans

 Marcus Gates : he won't bargain, he won't be reasoned with. He will just

 Castle : I thought it'd be better if I told you in person. So...

 Castle : I panicked and now they think I'm dating a Russian model named Svetlana.

 Castle : Right? I know, it was the only name I could come up with.

 Phoebe : I just have this really strong feeling that this cat is my mother.

That makes the fact that she owns beach-front property all the more impressive.

This is the spirit of my mom, Lilly. The one that killed herself.

Have you been taking your grandmother's glaucoma medicine again?

 Marshall : The green initiative, for only $12 million, will change...

Five-card draw. Jacks are better. Nothing wild. Everybody, ante.

 Mom : - Jessica, that's not nice. - They're the ones who aren't nice.

Hypoglycemia can cause temporary psychosis and is a common complication during an H.E.C. procedure.

We understand you're upset... You were supposed to be monitoring her condition,

I apologize if it looked like we weren't devoting our full attention to your daughter, but I assure you...

 Mom : Oh, please. Save your pathetic insincerity for your boyfriend.

 House : You're wrong. She is, in fact, pathetically sincere. And they didn't screw it up.

The blood tests show your daughter was not hypoglycemic, which means her psychosis wasn't caused by anything these doctors did.

Huh. But you'll be happy to hear it cannot be cured by diet or exercise.

 House : What else could cause uncontrollable rage in a 10-year-old?

...it took a tour guide to show this scientist the error of his ways.

 Ross : Division between people in white coats and people in blue blazers.

 Phoebe : Big day, huh? People moving in. People getting annulled.

 Joey's Date : I saw this guy from behind, and he seemed totally normal.

 Joey's Date : And then he turned around and it was Stephen Baldwin!

 Bernadette : Good for you. I just had a seemingly endless dinner with your mom.

 Bernadette : It was. Until I found out you never told her we're not gonna live with her.

 Howard : ...but let me share something I've learned since I got here.

 Beckett : Wires. Magnets. Anything that would explain that stuff we saw flying around.

 Raj : Also, I know they're pretty, but I'm scared of butterflies.

 Chandler : Now that you live next door, we can be together every day.

 Janice : I mean, you know, obviously we have this heat between us.

 Monica : No, I already packed. The only thing I couldn't find, though, was your Speedo.

Good, you're still here! I wanted to tell you to have a good honeymoon.

 Rachel : And I also wanted you guys to know that I am telling the father today.

 Mr Druthers : My pete rose, pete rose, pete rose baseball has been stolen.

 Lanie : Mmm. It's hard to say. Something oblong. A pipe, maybe.

 Lanie : It's just another body. You've done this plenty of times before.

 Castle : Statistically speaking, that rules out almost everyone on the plane.

 Ross : -Yes you did! Gleba is a word! -Okay. Use it in a sentence.

Here it is! ''The fleshy, spore-bearing inner mass of a certain fungi.''

 Rachel : the Parker Quartet is going to play at the library fundraiser.

 Taub : I went through some of the drawers in your desk, looking for it.

 Taub : There were a bunch of statements in there from Jefferson Mutual.

 Raj : That's the great thing about Nyquil, it's like 10 percent booze.

 Howard : If you want, I can give you some of my mom's sleeping pills.

 Foreman : Gotta be giant cell arteritis. I'll start her on steroids.

 House : Didn't you and Wilson have your first date around here?

And he brought flowers! Thanks, Ross. l'm really more of a candy kind of guy.

 Lanie Parish : The bullet entered through the back of the head,

 Lanie Parish : exited through the front, and landed in the cabinet.

 Lanie Parish : I'm making the time of death around 9 : 00 last night.

 Carlton : Had a cancellation, so I thought I'd knock you off the docket.

 Cuddy : Well, I'm sorry this place is such a mess, it's been a bit of a difficult work week.

 Cuddy : Mr. Carlton, if you'll just give me a minute to explain...

 Carlton : a high degree of personal and professional stability,

 Carlton : and you care enough to be embarrassed by what a mess this place is.

 Carlton : See you next year, if you haven't adopted her by then.

If whatever's causing the pain's in your brain, it's still a 10.

 House : See if she can do anything to get him close to the top.

 Foreman : I took this job to work with you, not cover your ass.

 Penny : to make me worry about something I'm already worried about.

 Leonard : Uh, we're both scared that our marriage will be a disaster,

 Phoebe : ...or, you know, like some lame guy in a cheesy movie...

 Phoebe : What's the matter with me? Why do I keep ruining this?

...and I just wanna tell you I love you, and I wanna spend my life with you...

 Ross : And I know Ugly Naked Guy because we've been watching him for five years.

 Ross : I've got to go pick up Ben. But I will figure something out.

I'll just say I like things the way they are, and hope for the best.

 Mr Druthers : Ted, I looked at your design for the penthouse balcony.

 Mr Druthers : To design some styrofoam trees for the building model.

 Liz : They believe that the personal stuff clouds the medicine.

 Castle : But since I didn't know that at the time, my act of valor still stands.

 Ryan : Hey, so, Tech went over that USB drive. Turns out, it's a dongle.

 Ryan : it routed them to an anonymous numbered bank account in Switzerland

why was Ana in possession of a security key to a Swiss bank account

 Sofia : Ana and I were business partners, but I did not kill her.

 Beckett : What kind of business, Sofia? Your future is on the line here.

 Sofia : the first Latin American female-driven television network.

We can still make dinner if we skip the appetizers and ask for our check right away.

 Beckett : Unless you want the entire NYPD knocking on your front door.

 Beckett : What is this place, and how is Will Fairwick connected to it?

 Beckett : So you know about his murder. Now, what did he do here?

 Castle : Quantum engineering? DARPA? You are researching invisibility.

 Beckett : During our investigation, we encountered an unseen person...

 Meredith : You will not believe what happened. I got a call from my agent.

I'm gonna have to put my plans to move back to New York on hold.

I'm going to solve Philip Westlake's murder, prove my friend didn't do it.

 Montgomery : Can you prove Westlake hired somebody to off his wife?

 Esposito : Yeah, well, it's somewhere. We just haven't found it yet.

 Nurse : Patients who've had total body radiation have to stay in ICU.

 Lupe : 'Cause this isn't like you ran your cart into mine at the supermarket.

 CHRISTINA : I am not having this girl die of a stroke after all this. Page someone.

Dr. Burke, you were gone too long. She could stroke out any second.

Good. Good rhythm. T emperature's up. OK, let's take her off bypass.

 BURKE : I need to put the cannulas back in so we can empty out the heart again.

 BURKE : She needs to go back on bypass. Re-heparinize and give me the tubes.

 Dino : but the fake stuff isn't good enough for my girl. Right?

 Castle : If Hamilton had lived, his brain would have been destroyed.

 Beckett : So, then, our killer inadvertently saved him for the future.

 Castle : The tech people here managed to recover a list of recent downloads.

 Castle : Included on that list was Passageway's contract termination form.

 Beckett : Actually, the tech assured us that the download list was clean.

 Castle : Because the best I can come up with is that your husband decided that

 Castle : But you disagreed with him, didn't you, Mrs. Hamilton?

 Cynthia : How could I disagree with him when I didn't even know about the tumor?

 Raj : All guys like this do is just stand on other people's work.

 Leonard : It wasn't bad advice. It just wasn't particularly helpful.

 Sheldon : For what it's worth, my mother says that when we deceive for personal gain...

 Sheldon : All right, what if we use this two-inch PVC to reinforce the center cross-support?

 Howard : No good. I mean, it might work for the Japanese and the Americans...

 Howard : ...but have you seen the size of the Russians they got up there?

 Howard : This thing has to hold up against a hearty potato-based diet.

 Howard : Maybe if you were helping, you'd feel better about yourself.

I didn't say "every." But a whim every now and then can make life a little...

 Foreman : I'm taking over the people that already started it at Mercy, so I'm pretty full.

 Phoebe : They are literally putting all their eggs in my basket.

But my body's always been a little faster than Western medicine.

 Beckett : The coat that you were wearing tested positive for gunshot residue.

 Frank : I messed everything up. Even with a plea deal, I'm going to jail.

Is your favorite brand of dental floss poisoning your entire family?

 Robin : I'm not a reporter, I'm just someone who shows up at night and scares people.

 Ted from 2030 : To tell you the me and robin part of the story.

 Ted : My girlfriends about when we're gonna get married and have kids.

 Sheldon : ...and she made me realize that this little dust-up...

 Sheldon : I'll make you some soy hot chocolate and then I'll tell you about...

 Sheldon : ...so I need you to come back home, you lovable scamp.

 Leonard : Suddenly, Sheldon wants me back because Amy wants to move in with him.

 Leonard : Penny and I are very happy living together. Isn't that right?

 Penny : It's like the happiness won't ever leave the apartment.

 Howard : The love spell takes effect. When Sheldon looks at Amy...

 Howard : ...she is the most beautiful half-orc he's ever seen...

 Howard : ...and he's overcome with a desire to rip her armor off...

 Howard : ...just like Sheldon because apparently she's into that.

 Monica : I don't like to brag about it, but I give the best massages.

 Raj : - Living room appears to be empty. - Okay, he must be in his bedroom.

 Leonard : My spare glasses are in my bedroom, on my dresser, next to my bat signal.

 Castle : You see how much nicer the neighborhood was back then?

 Beckett : You think that little box there might be the Old Haunt?

 Castle : Not long after its bordello phase. You can still see the little garter belts.

 Beckett : Okay, there's a sewer line running under it that wasn't on the newer map.

The man could grab himself a bottle, come and go without ever being seen.

 Castle : There's one, two, three sewer lines that branch off from that point.

Any of which our killer could have accessed to get away from us.

we can subpoena traffic cams around the time the killer got away.

 Castle : Only it says here, someone checked this one out just two weeks ago.

And I'd bet a bottle of Beau James's whiskey that someone was trying

 Castle : to make their way back to the mayor's stash just like we are.

It's easy for you. You're not married. You can have sex with whoever you want.

 Monica : Of course I have. What do you think, I'm, like, some 30-year-old virgin?

 Joey : In terms of the invite list, I got you, me and Chandler.

 Alexis : Sorry, I have an exam, but I didn't want to leave Dad like this.

 Meredith : I know we got you out of there a little earlier than you would have wanted.

 Izzie : - Something you need? - Yes, Dr. Burke and I have reassessed.

I've left a list of meds, and you're familiar with pediatric life support?

 Izzie : - Should I notify Mrs. Russell... - No. I've done that.

 Addison interrupts : - She better be alive when I get back. - OK.

Stay calm. Nothing will happen. You're not in that much trouble.

 Taub : How can you have a broken femur without so much as a bruise?

 Foreman : plus we'd have seen abnormal coloring in the sclerae.

 Thirteen : House is right. It'd be hard to find a guy outside Chernobyl

 Foreman : You want to blast him with chemo for a cancer we don't even know he has?

No. I want to blast him with chemo for a cancer that explains the symptoms.

 Chase : That your House imitation? Some late-breaking epiphany?

 Foreman : Thought it might be worth checking for cancer before pumping him full of poison.

 Monica : - Well, the club lost its power. - The news said most of the city did.

 Rachel : - Since when do you watch the news? - For your information...

 Rachel : It's so beautiful out there. You always wanted to get married outside.

 Rachel : This could be the simple wedding you've always wanted.

Well, gee, guys, what am I... What, do I sign my confession right now

 Beckett : I'm sure Vega felt betrayed when he learned the truth.

 Castle : Barcelona, 1992, only you left out the part where you lied to Cano Vega

 Beckett : So you let him believe that she had changed her mind,

 Beckett : and to keep him from ever finding out the truth, you had her put away.

 Castle : You walked away with the star player of the Cuban national team for a Rolex.

 Beckett : We did a little research. He was the chief witness at her trial.

 Castle : or did you have to pay extra for that? I've heard you're a killer negotiator.

 Rachel : I'll say goodbye to you at the car if you don't mind the pus.

 Leonard : Excuse me, but you are not the only distinguished scientist

 Leonard : The only time I eat this well is when my mom's in town

 Leonard : how are you feeling about helping the physics department

 Leonard : get a cryogenic centrifugal pump and molecular sieve?

 Barney : Hey, you want to know what line doesn't work on a harp player?

 Beckett : Pennsylvania State Police are on their way to the cabin.

 Castle : She got bored. She crawled underneath there and went to sleep.

 Montgomery : No toothbrush, no deodorant, no shampoo in the shower.

 Beckett : I'll run his credit card for anything that indicates he's traveling.

 Teresa De La Torre : Pictures everywhere. He calls it Tyler-palooza.

 Teresa : To tell you the truth, Detective, Dean didn't call in sick.

You're thinking about moving in with Phoebe, and I thought we should talk.

 Chandler : If you live with Phoebe, you two are gonna be living together.

 Adams : Gotta be a clot in his lungs. We need to get him to an OR.

 Park : - bedside embolectomy. - Float a catheter through his heart

 House : when his visiting cousin signed in as Mr. Tar H. Horse.

 House : the naloxone turned off the receptors, causing your distress.

 Amber : People do it all the time. And like it or not, you are a person.

 Beckett : Right now the only connection we can find is this club.

 Kitty : Although Maya and Chloe did come to the shop once to get tattoos.

 Beckett : Yes. And I'll also need a list of all of your employees

 Beckett : Can you think of any other connection between the three of them?

 Earl : Apparently, he didn't like her dancing here. He got a little rough.

That I'd been fighting with my girlfriend? That I threatened her?

 Bailey : What was she doing standing under a tree in a thunderstorm?

I think she's more of a gentle stalker than a "kill you" stalker.

 Bailey : Right. Well, let's hope she lives to gently stalk another day.

 Meredith : Hey, you don't believe in that seven fatality thing, do you?

 Bailey : I believe this girl needs her spleen removed immediately.

Go pick up her labs and get her on the board. Then we'll break the news.

 Burke : This is a big clot, Denny. I can't get it with the catheter.

 Beckett : Esposito, tell me that you've located that altitude chamber.

 Espostio : The only thing we found was an industrial vacuum packer,

 Beckett : Check into every single one in town. We need to locate that crime scene.

 Castle : Maybe we should focus on Marie's mystery Wednesday trip.

 Beckett : Castle, finding proof of aliens will not help us catch our killer.

 Castle : It will if she went somewhere with an industrial vacuum packer.

 Ryan : Hard to say. I checked her credit cards, no activity in the area.

 Castle : Let me share with you the many wonders that await us at Exit 9.

 Ted : because she's going through a divorce. But I'm not gonna screw this up.

 Barney : and having the deer walk up, tie itself to the hood of your car

 Robin : Bev, Anna, this is Barney, a high-functioning sociopath and my ex.

 Robin : Well, tomorrow is Valentine's Day, and everything is pink and red, so Bev

 Robin : suggested that we wear purple to show how little we care.

 Penny : I'm the one that introduced him to her. I've gotta say something.

 Penny : - You're engaged to my friend. - Hey, Bernadette doesn't mind...

 Howard : ...where I get my motor running, as long as I park in the right garage.

 Leonard : I'm gonna show you something, but if you ever told Sheldon,

 Leonard : Stephen Hawking, Spider-Man- but, look, you're in the mix.

 Phoebe : He let me ride around with him. We saw and prevented crimes.

CASTLE : You're looking at a video taken from Emily's lobby yesterday at 1 : 40.

 Esposito : The 168 grain loses stability when it goes through glass.

 Monica : Well, he did this bit. You probably had to be there...

...but it was Liza Minnelli locked in our freezer eating a raw chicken.

l really understand how hard it's gotta be to leave your child with another person.

l'm sorry, that's our Ross. He's just Mr. Shoot Straight From The Hip.

 Penny : Okay, I don't need your attitude. Just hold him there a little longer.

 Howard : I've done my best, but he wants to go home and I don't know how to stop him.

 Penny : An alcoholic who's two tequila shots away from letting you wear her like a hat.

The line at Vegas on yesterday's Sunfare winner was fifty to one,

 Lanie : We swabbed his mouth for human DNA, but I don't have high hopes.

 Lanie : Even if there were some, all that slobbering, it's probably long gone.

 Castle : Esposito's sense of humor fell down a well and can't get out?

 Beckett : Okay, fine. But only until we find him a suitable home.

 Beckett : Well, there's gotta be some food for him at Francisco's place.

It was an accident. I wasn't across the street with a telescope.

Emma's right here. You promised not to bring girls home in the middle of the day!

The other Huggsy, l don't know, l guess l'll just take him back.

You know what? When l was a little girl, l had a little pink pony named Cotton.

Oh, l loved her so much. l took her everywhere. l would braid her tail--

Should l be concerned that a button fell off the old Huggsy and l can't find it?

 Rachel : You'll be performing a service. Think of me as a ketchup bottle.

 Rachel : Sometimes, you have to bang on the end of it to get it to come out.

 Naomi : Addison, I did everything exactly the way I was supposed to.

 Naomi : After college, I never dated anybody but Sam because he was the one.

I'm 38 years old and I don't know how to have fun. That's not lucky. That's sad.

He gave you the coldest look I've ever seen. It's like he hates you!

 Sheldon : tending an herb garden without wearing a hat or sunblock?

 Amy on webcam : Our false gossip meme appears to have reached node lambda.

but I'm very particular about who lives in my house. You're just not right.

 Meredith : I do want roommates. We're together 100 hours a week.

 George : I need a place to live. My mom irons my scrubs. I have to get out of there.

 Meredith : Dr. Bailey, I was hoping to assist you in the OR today.

 Yenkman : Well, my client's not happy. He gave you potential witnesses

 Beckett : But I'm willing to reconsider, if he tells me everything he knows.

 Beckett : The night that Donny was killed, you sold to him and his friends, right?

 Scoville : I supplied that punk. All right? His friends bought off me, too.

 Scoville : Then they'd go play dealer, selling to the upscales in Sheep's Meadow.

 Scoville : I was hanging with my boys, down by the Alice in Wonderland statue.

 Chris Taub : He won't let us finish prepping him for the biopsy.

 Amber Volakis : The problem's not the arm, it's the entire patient.

 Amber Volakis : Real rebellion has a point, it's not just juvenile and purposeless.

 Sheldon : Unlike you and that weird lasagna with raisins in it.

 Bernadette off : but this is a very difficult time for my husband!

 Bernadette off : We're eating the last food his mother ever made,

 Bernadette off : and you were gonna throw it at each other like children?!

 Bernadette off : Whatever it is you're fighting about, put it aside,

 Bernadette off : go back in there and be a good friend to Howard

 Howard : You guys ever notice sometimes Bernadette sounds like my mom?

 Castle : After researching the history of the McClaren mansion,

 Castle : I think I know what happened to our victi ghost hunter Jack Sinclair.

 Castle : bodies have been piling up faster than a Tarantino movie.

 Castle : all the way to Melanie Benton, hacked to pieces in 1991.

 Castle : but it was declared a landmark by the Society for Historic...

Are we gonna stake out the house, wait for the demon to show up?

 Castle : That's not a real thing, you know. That real ghost hunters use.

 Phoebe : Everyone, calm down! I have something that I'd like to say.

 Phoebe : He raised his own hand when I asked, "Who likes Ross?"

I'll be honest. When I first met Ross, I didn't like him at all.

Twenty-six-year-old male, sudden loss of the ability to speak...

 Wilson : Just because you got out of clinic duty doesn't mean everybody did. To his father.

 House : Dad comes 5,000 miles, you're more curious than Junior is.

It's been 15 years, and Mom's been dead for 10 of them. You think Daddy murdered her?

 Wilson : You want to get to the bottom of this, you're doing it exactly right : 

 Wilson : Don't talk to the people involved. Drag your buddy away from work for some pointless speculation.

 House : You want to know how two chemicals interact, do you ask them?

No. They're gonna lie through their lying little chemical teeth.

 Chase : Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, guys. I don't care that you're up here.

 Chase : - He said he fell over near some pipes? - Yeah, over there.

 Chase : Any of you guys been feeling sick lately? Rash, cold, anything? - No.

but she was gonna sell the rights and it was gonna start all over again.

 Stephanie : Do you know how hard I worked to make something of myself?

 Winters : Oh, come on, Steph! You can't act your way out of a paper bag.

there is not an Andorian Empath to bring you back from the dead.

 Beckett : Do you realize how lucky you are? You could've gotten yourself killed.

 Beckett : Stephanie Frye, you're under arrest for the murder of Anabelle Collins.

 Castle : Doctor says my hand's gonna stop glowing in a few days.

 Sheldon : I would've been here sooner but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it.

 Sheldon : It will serve you well when you take me to the dentist tomorrow.

 Amy : I'm sorry, Sheldon, I'm busy. I'm right in the middle of my addiction study.

 Amy : I've got a lab full of alcoholic monkeys, and tomorrow we switch them to O'Doul's.

You're my girIfriend and you're not going to cater to my every need?

AIthough, you don't use them for what they're for, so what do I know?

 Bernadette : Howard doesn't make me do his shopping, take him to the dentist...

 Bernadette : - ...or pick up his dry cleaning, right? - Absolutely. But when Ma's hips give out...

Well, if Amy's too busy, it gives the rest of you an opportunity to make my life easier...

 Hayley : Arguably, the only one you've ever had in your entire life.

 Hayley : There are secret exits that only wesley and I know about.

 Chandler : -So how'd it go? -You know how you think you're great?

 Joey : Last night I couldn't do the thing that usually makes me great.

No. When I eat Froot Loops, the other astronauts make fun of me!

 Mrs Wolowitz off : It doesn't mean they hand them out to you when you go!

 Bernadette : We'll still have the big reception with everyone when you get back.

 Mrs Wolowitz off : I'll buy you All-Bran in case you get stopped up in outer space!

 Sheldon : Only a suggestion. A catch in your throat would work just as well.

[VOICE CRACKING] "But it is a fact that it's a privilege to know you.

 Sheldon : Dr. Sheldon Cooper appearing in pro se. That is to say, representing himself.

 Sheldon : If it would please the court, I'd like to begin with an opening statement.

 Judge : The court had a dicey-looking breakfast burrito and just took an Imodium.

 Thirteen : by sensory overload in the temporoparietal junction.

 Taub : If I say her blood pressure shot up over 200 and she bit her tongue,

 Foreman : No, no and no. Can we get back to the medical science?

 Chase : Even if we can get the equipment, it takes hours for the initial mapping.

 House : Coincidentally, she could also have a stroke if we do nothing.

 Foreman : I'm not telling a mother who's scared out of her mind

 Sheldon : ...and inhale enough oxygen to keep our cells from dying.

 Leonard : Come on, the only reason you're the lead author is because we went alphabetically.

 Sheldon : Not to put too fine a point on it, but I was throwing you a bone.

 Leonard : Excuse me, I designed the experiment that proved the hypothesis.

 Leonard : So the entire scientific community is just supposed to just take your word?

 Leonard : I'm going to the conference, presenting our findings.

 Sheldon : If I'm not taking credit for our work, then nobody is.

- So you admit that it's our work? - No, once again, I'm throwing you a bone.

 Mendelson : We hear you're gonna need an incentive to get all my pills by tomorrow.

 Mendelson : So as much as my better nature, really, wants to give you a pass,

 Mona : I love spending time with you. I just hope we're moving forward.

 Chase : Get me a micro-vascular clip tray as well as the occlusion.

 Adams : Posterior cerebral clear. Vertebral clear. Circle of Willis also clear.

 Phoebe : Yeah, I really do. You know, I had nothing growing up.

 Mike : No. No, no. I see where this is going. Don't make me go back there.

Unless you were talking about me. We never really cleared that up.

 Phoebe : Look, I can't have a wedding with this money now. It's tainted.

 Miles : I hear you wish to speak with me concerning Sir William.

 Foreman : And you might want to invest into a dental plan for the kingdom.

 Miles : Oh. It's a cow eye from the night before the tournament.

 Shannon : He makes the knights eat all kinds of disgusting stuff.

 Foreman : Why didn't he mention it when he checked into the hospital?

 Miles : I make them all take an oath of secrecy about the ritual.

 Miles : William tends to take his role as a knight very seriously.

 Thirteen : Serious bacterial food poisoning explains seizure and vomiting.

 Sheldon : ...he is with Wolowitz and Koothrappali setting up her stereo.

 Sheldon : Until recently, they did not know Alicia, and had no encounters in a previous location.

So your characterization of their behavior as typical is demonstrably fallacious.

- Sounds like a sweet deal. - Well, I won't lie. It's pretty dope.

- He wanted to fight the cancer, George. - He didn't know any better!

 Mark : It wouldn't be raining, and even if it was we wouldn't care

 Chase : Do you think people can actually know each other better

 Thirteen : but there's nothing better than looking into someone's eyes

 Chase : I don't know. People meet, they like something superficial,

 Chase : and then they fill in the blanks with whatever they want to believe.

 Thirteen : I refuse to believe it's all because you just noticed you have a nice face.

 Chase : and found each other attractive, and I never should have...

We have a situation. The minister called. He's snowed in, he can't make it.

Yeah. You think I'd give up being a minister and pay to ride the subway?

 Joey : I had to read the Bible pretty carefully, but, yeah, we do.

 Monica : We have to find someone else to walk Phoebe down the aisle.

 Monica : Okay, Joey's doing the ceremony, and Chandler's giving you away.

 Sheldon : Despite what her Bible says, recent archeological studies indicate

 Sheldon : that although camels are referenced in the Old Testament,

 Sheldon : they didn't exist in the Middle East until hundreds of years later.

 Leonard : It's from a game Sheldon made up called Chutes and Lawyers.

 Leonard : You slide down a chute and then work your way back up

 Penny : Can I ask you something? Why do you like making us do this stuff?

 Leonard : Maybe Wesley Snipes and Toucan Sam just got action figures and look like you. Heh.

 Leonard : Well, sometimes there's a secret ending, like in The Avengers.

Yeah, but I don't think that's gonna happen in a documentary about the Holocaust.

That is Sheldon's "I'm unhappy and about to destroy the planet" music.

 Sheldon : ...without my meaning becoming apparent to those around you.

 Sheldon : Have the indigenous fauna accepted you as one of their own?

 Sheldon : ...I'm taking Koothrappali's Patang kite out for a test run.

I don't wanna fly kites, Sheldon. Come on, we're watching football here.

 Sheldon : I can see that. I was providing you with an alternative.

 Sheldon : A courtesy I was never offered in similar circumstances.

 Leonard : Oh, look at that. The Oklahoma coach has thrown down a red flag...

 Leonard : ...indicating he's challenging the ruling on the field.

 Monica : ...you'll find a new job that'll keep you really busy.

...but l think once the baby comes, we'll forget about all those reasons.

 Monica : ...there's gonna be so much that we're not able to control.

 Chandler : Should we go make a baby before you change your mind?

l can't prove it yet, but when l do, you'll be going to jail for murder.

...and Big Al tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor.

I know, but if I took it, I'd be admitting that this is what I do.

 Chandler : Doesn't matter. I just don't want to be a guy who sits in his office...

 Chandler : Weekly estimated net usage system. It's a processing term.

 Martha : "I swear, Jasmine, this has always been the way with you.

"I don't know why you even bother coming home. Isn't that right, Granny?"

 Alexis : "Shut up, both of you. I'm trying to watch my stories."

 Martha : Look, we are talking about the lead in a Broadway play.

 Martha : This is a potential gold mine. If it's a hit, who knows

 Martha : how long it could run? Then I could take it on the road.

 Alexis : - You mean you'd leave us? - Well, only for nine months of the year.

 Martha : It's all right if she misses a morning of school, isn't it?

 Esposito : - found her this morning. - Bet that killed the mood.

 Ryan : Purse is missing. No ID. And get this, we couldn't find her shoes.

 Castle : I'm gonna go with, still with Prince Charming at the ball.

 Leonard on board boat, at a party, dancing : Excuse me, ladies, but my pants are buzzing.

 Penny : Okay, well, we were just calling you because we were missing you.

 Thirteen : as hard as it is right now, at least it's out in the open.

 House : Because I don't want him to know that I'm wasting my time

 Neil : I was speaking at an econ course over at the university.

 House : Sure. How about I flash some lights in front of your face first?

 Sheldon : I've invented a science joke, would you like to hear it?

 Sheldon : How many Edisons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 Sheldon : uh, how many Edisons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 Barry : Did you know Edison didn't actually invent the light bulb?

 Sheldon : I'm measuring residual heat levels on the playing cards

 Leonard : Okay, I'm leaving before the black helicopters get here.

 Castle : Whatever Wendell stole was only of value to him and his twin sister.

 Castle : So he would hide it in the one place only she would look.

 Castle : I just thought that Wendell would have hidden what he stole...

 Sheldon : Its size is completely disproportionate to its purpose.

 Sheldon : an escalating series of juvenile tit-for-tat exchanges.

 Taub : would overwhelm his kidneys. We have to choose one or the other.

 House : If there's no minibar, the toilet tank. I've got exactly $20 left.

 House : Leaving the state without permission will really P.0. my P.O.

 House looking At The Dashboard : We can't even afford gas to get home.

 Twin 15a : We could stress his system, put him on a tilt table.

 House : One of the men is going to have to join the women's team.

 House : In diagnostics, you're always working against the clock.

 House : The women came up with a theory and they treated the patient.

 House : hoping a series of blind tests would give you a theory.

 Foreman : And we're going to keep being wrong until we're right.

 Foreman : Doesn't hurt to be reminded that we're dealing with real stakes, here.

 Castle : So it's possible that Vicky innocently confided in her friend, Amber,

 Castle : telling her she was leaving Damian and going back to Simon.

 Beckett : Amber, you called for a company car at 4 : 15 on Wednesday afternoon.

 Beckett : We found a nail gun with fingerprints that we couldn't identify.

 Beckett : If we compare them to yours, do you think we'd find a match?

 Amber Patinelli : I love you so much. She could never love you the way that I do.

 Damian Westlake : So you're saying that Amber didn't even know about my past.

 Castle : Yeah, but it's not the fastest. You should cut over...

 Beckett : Castle, would you please stop telling me how to drive.

 Castle : - I'm not telling you how to drive. - You are telling me how to drive!

 Castle : She would know that the fastest way is West End to 11 th

 Beckett : - Castle, how do you know... - There! There, there, there!

Dispatch, this is One-Lincoln-40, we found the bomb on 55th and 11 th.

 Guard : Causing said giant whale to fall in a downward trajectory.

 Guard : and returned to the custody of his father, Jerome Whittaker.

 Castle : And you honestly don't remember anything about being dead?

 Lanie : To be given a second chance and have it taken away like this.

 Castle : He was just gonna go back to work like nothing happened.

 Lanie : I was starting to think he was some kind of medical miracle.

 Lanie : Turns out he was just lucky. And in the end, his luck ran out.

 House : Okay, so I drove a car into a wall instead of stealing some pills.

 House : You obviously don't care what I did, you care that I lied to you.

 Chandler : If I'm anywhere near a dog for more than five minutes...

That's odd. This dog's been living here for the past three days.

 Monica : ...and you haven't had a reaction, maybe you're not allergic to it.

 Castle : So you convinced Smith to tell you where the file was.

 Maddox : He told me it was hidden in a floor safe, but he didn't tell me exactly where.

 Beckett : You didn't kill him in case you couldn't find the file.

 Castle : We've got a minute, maybe two, to get the hell out of here.

 Beckett : Do you have anything sharp in your pocket like a knife?

 Leonard : Waking up, wondering which one of those fans stole our wallets.

 Beckett : to identify and flip Soviet sleeper agents in the US.

 Beckett : And the FBI's biggest catch was KGB agent Anatoly Arkady.

 Beckett : And that's Frank, present day, still living in the US.

 Esposito : Hey, can I borrow Castle and Ryan for a couple of minutes?

 Vasiliy : How many American men does it take to plan a baby shower?

 Esposito : He's a defector from Russia from back in the Cold war.

 Rachel : Joey, will you please set this up for people to put Emma's presents on?

 Joey : - We were supposed to bring presents? - Yeah. I wrote Emma a song.

 Phoebe : - Joey, it's a birthday party. - Yeah, but for a 1-year-old.

 Joey : What's the point? The other day she laughed for an hour at a cup.

 Joey : Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it, dressed as a farmer.

 Joey : And he's standing next to this cow, and the cow says, "El-moo. "

 Leonard : I'm surprised you wanted to go to a sports bar, Sheldon.

 Leonard : If you're cranky and retaining water, I have a theory.

 Howard : Sheldon, instead of focusing on Amy dating other guys,

 Howard : maybe you should start thinking about dating another girl.

You see, the other day, I was concerned that you weren't recovering...

 Sheldon : ...so while you were sleeping, I took a cheek swab...

 Mark : I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got the job.

 Cameron : or because you're wondering whether to trust his opinion?

You can write me a scrip for metoclopramide so I can stop puking.

 Beckett : that's the number of the bank account where you deposited the money orders.

 Beckett : The deal that you had with Smith, that's our deal now.

 Wilson : As far as she knows, Mark's okay with you being there.

 House : My bet is she mentions me to Mark as little as possible.

Because she thinks that he thinks that she still has feelings for me.

 House : If you're right, she did tell him and I don't get through the door tonight.

 House : His urine showed traces of hydrogen cyanide, formaldehyde, lead.

 House : which is particularly stupid, given that it could cause his AIP...

 Stacy : Okay, I blow my smoke into the vent so Mark doesn't know.

 Alfred : Why would you do this? Why would you put us through that?

 Theresa : because I'm at work all day and you can "be there for her"?

 Theresa : I've seen what happens to the guys at work. What happened to Doug Ellers.

 Beckett : And if Angela was kidnapped when Alfred was taking care of her, then...

 Theresa : The lawyer said that if I could prove him negligent, I would get custody.

 Theresa : I wouldn't have to move out of the apartment that I paid for

 Barney : all thanks to some stupid, only sort of awesome lion head.

 Marshall : As of tomorrow, it's gonna be there till the end of times.

 Alicia : - ...to play a hooker who gets killed. - Oh, I'd watch that.

 Alicia : But my car is in the shop and I have to be at Universal in 45 minutes.

 Penny : - Actually, that's okay. We already have... LEONARD : I'm starving.

 Penny : I cannot believe they're letting her just use them like that.

 Penny : Anything she wants, they go panting after her like trained dogs.

 Penny : Just last week, she had Howard drive to her uncle's house...

 Cameron : I was just hoping you'd take the hint and pretend you never said that.

 Cuddy : Your patient is an adjunct faculty member here, but currently...

 Cuddy : The budget committee voted to charge for cable in the patient rooms.

 House : Today, we withhold porn. Tomorrow, it's clean bandages.

 House : And for the next two months, winds make it impossible to fly anything in or out.

 House : If it's appendicitis down there, her appendix ruptures, she dies.

 House : There's nothing we can do. If it's a stone, she takes pain meds,

 Foreman : Most kidney stones are calcium and benign. Why would you suspect a struvite stone?

 Chase : She's never menstruated. Sounds like a symptom of drug addiction to me.

 Cameron : Or bulimia. Or her age. Some girls don't start till their mid-to-late teens.

 House : Two clinic hours says that those "love apples" are handcrafted by God.

 Cameron : Could we talk about her health instead of her breasts?

 Cameron : the cataplexy, the violence, it could be neurological.

 Foreman : We'll set her up on a program, they'll wean her onto the methadone.

 House : and the pretty girl will do Milan next fall in a wheelchair.

Of course we do. He's playing a game we used to play in high school.

 Joey : We pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games.

You remember that one where l punch you in the face for not being cool?

 Chase : We're going to put you out, just so we can drill the hole.

 Chase : We need you to answer some simple "yes" or "no" questions

 Chase : Deep breaths. In about 10 seconds, you will feel light headed.

 House : You think your doctor has an apartment on Mount Olympus?

 Dr. Obyedkov : There was an abnormal presence of lgG and lgM, indicating...

 Cameron : It's a gumma in your brain. It's very rare not to be in the liver,

 House : that's a move best left to the pros. Frankly, you don't have the chops.

 Foreman : I didn't insult her! I did the unnecessary biopsy like she wanted.

 House : Take it away, crank up the heat, stick him under the lights,

 Sebastian : Dr. House, I would appreciate it if you left the room while...

It's 100 degrees in here, House, because you turned up the thermostat.

 Dominika : What does she think, that I can't handle? I'm 29 years old!

We'll have to do another U.F.C... - There's no time. We've got less than an hour to make a call.

 Foreman : If we assume it's not Cushing's, she'll lose her breast and may still be sick.

Do an M.R.I. - You want us to look for hypercortisolism with an M.R.I.?

 House : No, I want you to look for what could cause hypercortisolism with an M.R.I.

The tumor causes Cushing's. Cushing's messes with hormone production.

 Foreman : Once it's gone, everything will get normal very fast.

No, no. lt's that you're not connected with anything in your body.

 House : He just took a 15-story swan dive into concrete. Do an LP.

 Captain Mccreaney : Because of the collapse, we can't try the airbag again

We got glucose in the kit, there's got to be a diabetic here somewhere.

 House : And fortunately, you're not the one who's in charge, he is.

 Cuddy : but please don't put her life at risk just to get back at me.

 House : Yeah, that must be it. It's not that you're a pathetic narcissist.

 Rachel : No sharing, no switching, and don't come crying to me...

 Marshall : It is impossible that you're doing this to me again.

 Barney : I may be your best friend... Actually ted's my best friend.

 House : If you're here to apologize... I'm not here to apologize.

Yes. Just waiting for an excuse. Thank God Vogler came along. Whew.

It's the only reason I can think of why you're insisting that I made a mistake.

 Cameron : You're doing this because you can't deal with your feelings for me.

 House : I believe that you are the only one to express feelings.

And if we're gonna look at this from a first-year psych point of view, maybe you want me to fire you.

 House : Maybe that's why you're acting weird... You're the one being different.

 Cameron : You're always pushing things, pushing the rules, pushing us. But not this time.

You jumped on this idea like a life raft. Not one question about what else it could be.

 Cameron : Then why aren't you watching TV or playing your damn Game Boy...

 Cameron : or whatever else you have so much fun doing by yourself?

 House : So, what can shred an epiglottis and make muscle disappear?

 House : Mourning period's over. Foreman's sense of irony is back.

 Foreman : So, what now? You gonna insult your way through his rolodex

 House : I've been polite to the friends I've called, all of whom were useless.

 Thirteen : They weren't useless, they just didn't know anything more than we did.

 Taub : MS. Weakens myelin sheath, compromises nerve conduction.

 Beckett : We got about an hour to figure out who really killed Glitch

 Castle : And then the kindly Mexican gentlemen I thought were helping me

 Beckett : when you can just hang a right and hop a train out of here?

 Castle : With all these street lights on, I'd be a sitting duck.

We haven't told them we're together because they hate me, so fix this.

You! It's not like it's a big deal. You don't still do it or anything.

Nobody. You're gonna go out there and tell them exactly what happened.

 Janice : Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn!

 Bernadette : The only issue is that everybody has their own thing.

 Bernadette : I think if Raj wants to break up with a girl, he can do it.

 Franco Marquez : At home in my room, listening to Hayley's final show.

 Castle : You say "final show" like you knew it was gonna be her last.

 Franco Marquez : I know I'm not supposed to, but... The restraining order...

 Franco Marquez : I followed her. I came around the corner, he was yelling at her.

 Esposito : Juvie records are sealed, but he's got half a dozen priors as an adult.

 Castle : Look at this guy. If I was a woman, I'd just hit him back.

 Beckett : Everybody looks like a killer to me, Castle. Job requirement.

 Castle : - Do I look like a killer to you? - Yes. You kill my patience.

 Bernadette on screen : for Miss California Quiznos 1999, because I want to...

 Bernadette on screen : Really, really, really be Miss California Quiznos 1999!

 House : could cause her to twitch like a bunny on crystal meth.

 Cuddy : - Did you find a brain tumor on her M.R.I.? - No. Foreman was wrong.

 House : I'm starting to wonder about that guy's medical chops. Right.

 Shelley : The little ones are licking each other again, and Harry's got a seeping wart on his extra toe.

 Cuddy : Oh, yeah. Just walk out. Like I'm not gonna do anything.

 House : Fairly generic, no special skills, but apparently very well organized.

We got the flowing dress, the ring. Think the patient was married?

Maybe it was a bad break-up. Maybe he dumped her 'cause she was on drugs.

 House : Go schedule their son for an MRI with contrast right away.

 Taub : Jackson, we're going to get started, so try to lie still.

 Taub : How long do you think the post-break-up awkwardness is going to last?

If by "professional" you mean he's a T-1000 built by Cyberdyne Systems.

 Taub : Here's my impression of Foreman on the happiest day of his life.

 Thirteen : We just broke up. I'm not quite ready to mock him yet.

He okayed an MRI just because the parents wanted to look for a blind uterus.

 Kutner : There was no fighting, no arguing, he just went along.

 Penny : I told you things would change if you plucked your eyebrows!

 Robin : Because it never happened, none of us are saying anything.

 Leonard : You know what I used to do when I was little to have sensation of human contact?

I got a mannequin, stuffed it with an electric blanket so it'd be warm...

...and I built two radio-controlled arms that would hug me and pat my back.

 Kutner : Parents recently started him on testosterone, maybe there's something...

 Thirteen : We're supposed to refer to his testosterone shots as vitamins.

 Taub : He's a kid. Parents don't think he's ready to deal with it.

 Thirteen : My dad was the same way about me maybe having Huntington's. It's...

 Thirteen : Pain could be caused by a blind uterus hidden in his abdomen.

 Foreman : I'm sure you're the first doctor brilliant enough to check for a uterus.

 Cuddy : He could have complications from the surgeries on his penis.

 Melanie : We think that he has a blind uterus. He should have an MRI.

 Cuddy : Instead of being offended, I've been wondering if he's right.

 Cuddy : No. He's always cold, he's always an ass, but he's very rarely just wrong.

 Cuddy : I feel like I'm in prison at home. I feel like I'm free here.

 Kutner : Even magnified images of her hippocampal region. Nothing.

 Chandler : And if having the perfect wedding makes you happy...

 Chandler : We could have a cat that had a bell on its collar...

 Foreman : you thought I'd be in the mood to take off your monitor.

 House : If you think you're up to this job, it's time to lose them.

 Ross : I'm sorry, that's all the time we have. Next on Ross....

...someone walks out of the bathroom with a little bit of toilet paper on their shoe.

 Burke : Until we can get you out of that elevator and into the OR.

 Meredith : which means you'll be in a lot of pain for the duration of...

 Anna interrupts : - The healing ritual. - Are you OK with that?

 Anna : - No pain, no gain, right? - It's not just for your father.

 Anna : I know it sounds like a load of crap but watch the ritual. You'll see.

 Ted : Wait a minute... you're able to cross the threshold of a church?

 Ted's father talking to a girl : So barney darts back into the burning house,

 Ted's father talking to a girl : Lifts up the refrigerator I'm pinned under

 Sheldon : Perhaps I shouldn't have taken this into the real world.

 Bernadette : Wow, even in your fantasies Sheldon's kind of exhausting.

 Bernadette : me and Howard to have dinner with her and Leonard?

 Penny : with Leonard's new girlfriend who wears way too much makeup.

 Bernadette : It doesn't matter. I'm going to tell her we can't make it.

 Albert : We usually give them three months, and then we cut the locks

 Albert : Only this time, all I find is a freezer plugged into a light outlet,

 Beckett : You didn't think it was illegal to store a dead body in a freezer?

 Albert : You think I knew? When I opened it up, I nearly had a heart attack.

 Castle : So you find her. Next logical step, dump her at a construction site?

 Albert : So when I find the body, I figure that's the place, right?

 Beckett : How'd they make payments for the unit? Check? Credit card?

 Beckett : Puts the last payment at two months after her husband was killed.

 Jack : All right. Your concern is that if you act in the real world

 Jack : based on information that's not real, the results are impossible to foresee.

 Cameron : - No blood in the prostate. - No structural abnormalities.

 House : I need your input on everything I ask, no matter how obvious it might seem.

 House : Because if something doesn't make sense, it can't be real.

 Chase : It's a small representative piece of whatever you think is the problem.

 David : ...things would have worked out for us, and l wouldn't have ruined my career.

Oh, isn't this nice? lt's so quiet. l could just lie here all day.

 Rachel : -Open your drapes! Open your drapes! -So glad we got adjoining rooms.

 Ryan : So Charlie fought back before he was thrown off the roof.

 Perlmutter : but the most fascinating discovery resides in here.

 Perlmutter : An unusually large quantity of fresh bird excrement

 Perlmutter : that I extracted from the tread of the victim's shoes.

Now, painstaking analysis proves that this is none other than chicken poop.

 Castle : Maybe Charlie's mystery job had something to do with chickens?

 Perlmutter : I'm afraid that's all I'm authorized to tell you at this time.

 Epsosito : I can't believe it. Even Perlmutter's answering to the feds now.

 Castle : Guys, maybe there's a perfectly reasonable explanation

 Sully : is some personal appearance trips to Russia over the last few years.

I felt a little weird about it. You're a teacher. I'm a student.

 Beckett : Which is why when we showed up at her house, she played the victim.

Well, I'm gonna turn the trafficking case over to the FBI and Customs.

 Esposito : as expected, the hair from the truck is tiger, a the blood is from raw meat.

 Beckett : Probably end up in a zoo. Why? You want to go and visit her?

 Beckett : That has got to be the strangest brush with death I've ever had.

 Castle : if I ever have to be hitched to someone, it would be you.

if I ever have to spend another night handcuffed to someone again,

 Wilson : Would you mind at least putting a napkin under your jelly toast?

 House : Your friends, your job, your furnishings, it all defines you.

 Chase : X-rays confirm the fluid that almost suffocated her to death

Sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt. It's just such a beautiful space.

But there's a two-year wait. What if you get engaged in two years?

 Derek : - Don't include my wife! - Don't include your private life!

 Richard : Burke will act as chief of surgery until I'm back on my feet.

 Derek : - What is that supposed to mean? - You have been sleeping with an intern.

 Sheldon : Oh, yes. In fact, I've prepared some trash talk for the occasion. Ahem.

Unless she bowls well. In which case, you bowl nothing like her.

 Howard : While making love, did you accidentally spank your own ass...

 Howard : Did you take a Benadryl and fall asleep while pleasuring her?

 Chandler : Well, the gay community is a lot more vocal than the dead community.

l can't believe this. Not even my geology lab partner. And l carried that guy!

You think people are gonna disturb your family at this tragic time?

 Chandler : This is about people not having a decent outlet for their grief.

l'm sure if you had a funeral or memorial service, tons of people would come.

-Ross, don<i>'t press send. Don</i>'t press-- -No, too late. Too late. lt's sent.

 House : Treat the Taub with insults and small slaps for the obstinacy

 Wilson : No, that's not gonna work. I have a haircut at 4 : 00.

 Wilson : I'll be in the... I'll be in the office in about 20 minutes.

 Wilson : I'm allergic to ragweed and dandelion. I am not allergic to cats.

 Wilson : Until recently your lifestyle of choice was self-exile.

 Castle : Jeremy blackmails his ex-girlfriend, not because he needs the money,

 Castle : And then, faced with the reality of what he's done, hangs himself.

 Pearlmutter : but if he was strangled, the marks would go straight across.

There's also peri-mortem bruising on the arms and across the ribs.

 Pearlmutter : he was killed half a day before Amber Middleberry.

 House : No, I just prevented you from getting a drug test, probably saved your career.

 House : I'm already taking responsibility for one doctor with a drug habit.

 House : till she pukes on your shoes, then she's just a pain in the ass.

 House : I haven't sat on this couch for four months. It remembers my cheeks.

 House : Come on, your patients can wait five minutes, get me caught up.

 Castle : But you knew she was writing a book, right? You spoke to Lee Wax?

 Swanstrom : I spoke with her. I told her to give Cynthia my regards.

 Swanstrom : Well, if that's true, she was just trying to save herself.

 Swanstrom : I'm the one who built the bomb. I'm the one who messed it up.

 Swanstrom : to get off that ship before it went off. Three minutes.

 Martha : At least one of them took responsibility for what happened that night.

 Martha : You want to break it down for those of us who've already had a glass of wine?

 Castle re : Cynthia told Lee Wax that she and Susan Mailer had an argument

 Castle re : Cynthia backed out. Susan went on to set off the bomb by herself.

 Penny : I was wondering if you could maybe teach me a little physics.

 Sheldon : There's no such thing. Physics encompasses the entire universe.

 Sheldon : -Why can't Leonard teach you? -Because I wanna surprise him.

 Sheldon : For example, I'm sure he'd be delightfully taken aback if you clean your apartment.

 House : Next time you want to make me feel all warm and fuzzy, leave a message.

 House : You have no idea why, but unless you give a reason, they won't pay you.

 House : No. I'm saying, let's rule out the lunar god and go from there.

 Hamilton : The enzyme replacement protocol is working, reversing the A.L.S.

 Hamilton : Do you think Dr. House'll see it that way, figure it's his medication doin' the job?

It's one of ours. How do we figure out which drug is doing the trick?

 Cameron : - One of those drugs is helping him. - And the rest...

 House : Steroids, antibiotics, anti-inflammatories... They're toxic, if we leave him on all of them.

 House : We'll add our medications back one at a time. When he gets better, we'll have our answer.

 Cameron : - And if he doesn't get better? - Then we're in trouble.

I taught you guys everything I know about doing this job, all right.

- You have a good time. - Congratulations, you guys. Good night.

 Castle : Nothing. No, I just told him to listen to what his wife wanted.

 Beckett : Captain Montgomery retires all the time. Just give it a week or two.

 Alexis : Since I've been taking extra classes each semester since my freshman year,

You're just clearly not familiar with our young persons' vernacular.

 Richard : Well, your other dad and I are gonna go have a romantic evening.

 Penny : Well, some people just can't handle that kind of relationship.

 Sheldon : Are you able to have sex with men without developing an emotional attachment?

 Penny : Of course it's making me uncomfortable. Can't you tell?

 Sheldon : I don't particularly excel at reading facial expressions...

 Michaela arriving : Boy, would it maybe kill them to put out a nice brisket?

I'm so sorry, I know it's little solace, but he went without pain...

 House : At least you don't have to go by Mrs. Zebalusky anymore.

Did you even consider those ear infections, or you just wrote it off as a dwarf thing?

 Wilson : Trying to embarrass me in front of a grieving widow crosses lines that even...

and last month, he was arrested for assaulting another book dealer

 Beckett : So he's got a history of violence and possession of our vic's property.

 Tom : You care to sit in while I get him to confess to Wilder's murder?

 Lukas : This homeless looking guy had them laid out on a blanket.

 Lukas : Gave him 100 bucks for the whole lot. Man, was I feeling lucky that day.

 Tom : Yeah, that's how I felt when I followed that leprechaun to his pot of gold.

 Beckett : You expect us to believe that he broke in to Wilder's apartment,

 Beckett : killed him for $50,000 worth of books just to sell it to you for 100 bucks.

 Lily : You let down your guard, and let someone into your life,

 Lily : And I've grown accustomed to a certain standard of living.

The manager of the Widmark Hotel said that Campbell checked in two days ago.

 Ryan : But guess who came to visit him soon after he arrived there?

If James was running from Campbell, why would he agree to meet with him?

 Beckett : Do you have any idea where we could find Campbell now?

 Hostel Attendant : Excuse me, what are you doing? What are these cameras for?

 Hostel Attendant : No, sorry. There's no one here by that name.

 Beckett : Mr. Campbell, where were you between midnight and 2 : 00 a.m.

Well, I was meditating. Solitude's a very important part of my evening ritual.

 Beckett : Really? And why would Will Medina be buying antiquities from you?

 Grimes : Not buying, selling. I met him at a museum fundraiser last year.

 Grimes : I gave him my card, I told him I'm always interested in rare items

 Grimes : that may need a new home. He gave me a call few weeks later.

 Grimes : that had just been sitting on a shelf since the 1940s.

 Grimes : You know, I thought he would say no, but he jumped at the opportunity.

Did he ever think that somebody would notice this missing mummy?

 Grimes : He said all the attention was being paid to the mummy of the Mayan king,

 Grimes : She was destined for the storage room in the basement.

 Grimes : at which point, her disappearance, it could never be linked to him.

 Grimes : My client changed their mind. Guess they didn't like the mummy.

 Grimes : All I know is they sent someone down to the museum to take a look.

 Grimes : Maybe the mummy was too short, maybe it didn't have enough teeth.

 Castle : told him to meet him at the casino first thing in the morning,

 Esposito : Once you turn over the $10 million, he'll turn over Nadine.

 Daniel : I'll log on and transfer the funds as soon as I see Nadine.

 Castle : Look, it's really important you don't say anything, all right?

 Alexis : You could have been shot. Hell, I could have been shot.

 Castle : That's why I have to do this. To make sure they stay away.

 Chandler : You were not supposed to hear that. I said that behind your back.

 Monica : What if I have babies, okay? I'm gonna look different.

You have to realize I don't think of you as a thin, beautiful woman.

 Castle : When Alexis was little, we used to come here every Sunday.

 Beckett : You know, Castle, sometimes I forget that you have such a capacity

 Dr. Raynes : Dr. Raynes, how long did you and Mr. Medina know each other?

 Dr. Raynes : Two years. The first thing I did when I got the job as museum curator

 Dr. Raynes : was to hire him away from the U.S. Geographic Institute

 Dr. Raynes : the single most important archeological find in Mayan history.

 Dr. Raynes : where he was entombed with a dozen of his mummified slaves.

 Dr. Raynes : His parents are both dead, and I believe he was an only child.

 Beckett : - And what about his girlfriend? - Last I heard, he was single.

 House : Wow, two days and you've already got two separate theories.

 Thirteen : It's because his kidneys got better from the testosterone.

 Taub : Also Toxoplasmosis, dehydration, SLE, various intersex disorders.

You chug a lot of energy drinks before, during and after practice?

 Melanie : The ER treated him for that. It didn't help the pain.

-Aren't these the same flowers? -I don't know. Monica picked them.

 Greg House : I thought it'd be rude to go searching under a thousand tons of rubble.

 Greg House : On the other hand, half the country's on anti-depressants

 Greg House : No ring on your daughter's finger means you make the decisions.

 Greg House : You really wanna risk her life on how well he knows her?

 Marshall : Yeah, but you know what? He took a big step today...

 Barney : My God, this explains why I was always so awesome at basketball.

 House : the inanity of an American with American immigration issues?

 Alvie : and now, for some reason, they don't believe anything I say.

 Alvie : They actually think I'm lying about being Puerto Rican.

 Chandler : And I promise next time to submit you, whether I think you're right or not.

 Joey : That's not the point, Chandler. The point is that you lied.

 Chandler : I know. You're right. What's it gonna take for you to forgive me?

 House : Try not to come on too strong, okay. Just get to know him a little. Ease into it.

 House : True, you could just walk up and stick your hand down his pants,

 House putting An Earplug In His Ear To Be Able To Listen To Dominika's Conversations : Not with crazy people.

 House putting An Earplug In His Ear To Be Able To Listen To Dominika's Conversations : Well, yes, a lot with crazy people, but not that kind of crazy.

 House putting An Earplug In His Ear To Be Able To Listen To Dominika's Conversations : Well, yeah, that kind of crazy, but...

 Dominika talking Right In The Microphone : They don't care how crazy if she looks like me.

 House stopping Them : Off to a place where men don't cheat on the women they love.

Well, I hope you're speaking out of some deep kind of moral relativism.

It is daytime. If he thinks he's a vampire, that's where he'd be.

That's why I said those things about your flirting and drinking.

 Addison : We all need a little human contact from time to time.

 Addison : and you just imagine this whole life that they're going to live...

 Joey : You know that girl from the Greek restaurant with the hair?

 Joey : Look, I don't hate Janice. She's just a lot to take, you know?

 Chandler : - Well, there you go. - Come on, don't look at me like that.

 Chandler : I'm crazy about her now. I think this could be the real thing.

 MARK : Saline implants are used most often, but silicone has more natural look and feel.

 MRS. NILES : - I can't deal with this right now. - Diana, it'll take two seconds.

 MRS. NILES : You're the one who has to feel them, so you decide.

I've tried. And I'm trying and I know this sucks and it's scary,

 MR. NILES : She won't even look at Gus, she won't hold him, and all he wants is his mom.

 Dorie interrupts : I need to go home. I can't be here. I can't watch them die.

 Dorie : - They're too sick. - Which is why they need their mother.

 Meredith interrupts : - If Emily dies I... - If Emily dies it will be horrible.

 Meredith : And let them know they're not alone in this world. That's all they need.

 Meredith : Hospitals sometimes do it with twins when one of them is sick.

 Taub : There's a thousand infections that could have caused this.

 Taub : We can start testing, but he'll be dead before the cultures grow.

 Foreman : Unless it's a fungus. We could see that under a microscope.

 House : Could be rat bite fever, but his glands aren't swollen.

 House : Listeria explains the sepsis, possibly also the heart problem.

 House : If the listeria caused encephalomyelitis, which then caused the numbness...

 Wilson : I've always wanted one. I know it's ridiculous, it's just

 Wilson : there's something nice about the thought of being rocked to sleep in water.

 Wilson : No, it's a whole thing. You need special sheets and insurance and...

 House : We have been blessed with the miracle of a new symptom.

 House : Brother, can you testify as to why this poor child's eyeball rolled back into his head?

 House : The wicked shall deceive ye, because they have turned from the Lord and are idiots.

 Howard : Grow up, Raj. There's no place for truth on the Internet.

 Leonard : If I get lucky, I'll take her to my stately manor outside Gotham City...

 Penny : Hang on, I think the emergency key is around here somewhere.

 Penny : So how did the beautiful mind of Sheldon Cooper forget his key in the first place?

 Penny : I went in there a few weeks ago, and you guys weren't home, and I forgot it.

 Sheldon : Speaking of love, STDs among the elderly are skyrocketing.

 Penny : of our family and friends is bringing up a lot of feelings.

- You said that to me a lot growing up. - You hovered in a lot of doorways.

 Callie : You know those cartoons where there's a bear, or whatever.

 Addison : Because he is the help and I am not going to be sleeping with the help.

 Addison : Not that I'm not happy for you, but why married so fast?

 Tyson : All you have to do is put a little cheese at the end of the maze,

 Howard's Mother voice : He wants to know why you're not at school today.

MRS. WOLOWITZ : Should I ask Leonard to bring over your homework?

 Dr. Mitchell : No piles of bones in the corners. They're fine. Go like this : 

 Monica : We're not going to do it. Sometimes you can be such a baby!

 Rachel : Every day you are becoming more and more like your mother. Excuse me.

 Monica : See, I was supposed to get married, but I left the guy at the altar.

 Ryan : It's possible they change their style based on the latest trend.

 Castle : Tell me again why Ryan and Esposito couldn't come with you?

 Beckett : We all agreed as Volunteer Assistant Homicide Detective,

 Beckett : you could really sink your teeth into this avenue of investigation.

 Penny : No. I just run till I'm hungry, then I stop for a bear claw.

 Taub : Low testosterone can cause depression and problems sleeping.

 Taub : It's also been linked to conditions such as osteoporosis and diabetes.

 Taub : Well, this certainly has brought more structure to the department.

 Kutner : In college, my friends and I came up with an Inverse-Square Law.

 Kutner : The girls who you think are the most inhibited, straight arrows?

 House : A neurological symptom with no apparent neurological cause.

 House : And I really just wanted a segue into her stupid loan and your...

 Thirteen : Very. And if he dies, it's good news for all of us, but...

 House : And MRI, sputum and ACE ruled out TB, sarcoidosis and lymphoma,

 House : It's not the wrong diagnosis. It's the wrong treatment.

 Foreman : We could increase immunosuppression. Add methotrexate.

 Chase : We can't give methotrexate to a kid who's already had lung problems.

 House : Immune modulation. FT28. His antibodies are attacking his blood vessels.

The irritation causes it to bleed and clot. We change his immune system

 House : It's worked for Crohn's disease and rheumatoid arthritis.

 Franklin : My people have been experimented on before. Never again.

 Foreman : comparing this hospital with Auschwitz, it's ridiculous.

 Foreman : You think I don't understand what it's like to come from a people

 Foreman : who've been enslaved, mistreated and experimented on?

 Castle : You know, when I'm writing, I find it's all about choices.

 Castle : When to reveal some information, when to hold something back.

 Alexis : But Lee Wax isn't Cynthia's ghostwriter anymore, right?

 Alexis : It's a true crime story. And it sounds like the true story

Oh! Hey. Sorry. I've just been going over Lee Wax's interview notes.

When she spoke to Jared Swanstrom, he told her the same thing he told us.

Cynthia said the bomb blew early. But she left that version out of her book.

that Captain Pike was still on board, and that Susan set the bomb alone.

 Castle : According to the publisher, Cynthia has full approval over everything

 Castle : I am somewhat known in those circles. Anyway, they didn't like it.

 Castle : They were looking for a true crime tell-all, and what they were getting was

 Castle : Cynthia's murder's all over the media, they're back on board,

 Castle : so long as the book takes a more sensationalized angle.

 Taub : standing 30 feet apart on a subway platform have to be lovers.

 Taub : We had sex again last night, twice. And again this morning.

 Taub : I don't think it's me she's hot for, it's this Internet guy.

 House : EKG's unremarkable. Thyroid, liver and kidney function seems fine.

 Arlene : How do doctors get this idea you're better than everyone else?

 House : Probably all that pulling people back from the brink of death.

 Thirteen : To where? We've gone from making no sense to making less sense,

 Taub : Each of these people were killed by one thing that attacked one organ.

 House : Metabolic diseases specialize, everything else specializes, but cancer plays the field.

 Foreman : You need it to be cancer so you have an excuse to talk to Wilson.

 House : Give me something else that explains this constellation of patients,

 Kutner : If this thing started as normal bacteria living in the intestines,

 Kutner : then they would affect every organ through the bloodstream.

 Taub : We checked Apple inside and out when she came in. She's clean.

The one thing this donor gave to each of these people was his DNA.

 Sheldon : Ooh, sounds like that fellow knows what he's talking about.

 Sheldon : I was able to upload MP3 recordings of my voice to your GPS.

- Yeah, that's what I meant. - Elevated sed rate indicates inflammation.

 Foreman : Hypersomnia and personality changes point toward the brain.

 Cameron : No other systemic signs of inflammation. Probably not vasculitis.

But the patient's never been outside of the United States... especially the tropics.

 Chase : You mean she claims she's never been outside the U.S. - Very good.

Doesn't matter. Blood and C.S.F. smears show no sign of parasites.

Has to be a tumor then. - A tumor sitting directly on top of the brain stem...

 Foreman : that three E.R. doctors, two neurologists and a radiologist missed?

 House : Redo the blood work, and get a new M.R.I. with two-millimeter cuts through the mesodiencephalic.

 Mrs. Campbell : Not really. It's actually just kind of a tightness.

Do I need to take this off? Uh, no. You can just pull that down in front.

I'd like you to meet my friends. This is Phoebe, Monica and Chandler.

 Castle : But whatever happens between Beckett and me, I want you to know...

 Jones : But you'll remain our guest here until I get an answer.

 Addison : If you know both the bride and the groom, whose side do you sit on?

lt's just you. l thought someone was swinging a bag of cats against the wall.

 Phoebe : You'd better get back in that kitchen. The garlic's not gonna overuse itself.

-Oh, yeah? Let's settle this. Come on. -Get your garlic peelers off me.

Okay, l was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever.

...how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside?

 Bernadette : ...but your mother's been in the bathroom for an hour.

 Howard : Oh, yeah, she sometimes has problems doing her business.

 Mrs Wolowitz off : She can come in and brush her teeth. I'm not embarrassed.

 Ted : I'm assuming you all read the chapters on the Greek Revival architecture.

 Ted : - What are you doing here? - It was recently made clear to me

 Zoey : that I don't know the first thing about architecture, so...

 Lily : In my kindergarten class, I have had plenty of troublesome students.

 Mike : - Figuring out our wedding plans. - Funny. We were doing the same thing.

- I had no idea how expensive this was. - Yeah, it is really pricey.

- I freaked when I heard the numbers. - So, what did you two do about it?

 Chandler : ...wrote out a list, and Monica told me to go to hell.

There's no way around it. Just accept that this is gonna cost a lot of money.

 Mike : I heard that weddings are, like, a $40 billion-a-year industry.

AII I ask is that you don't do ecstasy and make out with my brother.

 Phoebe : But really, it does seem like this money could be put to better use.

Yeah. How would you feeI if we gave all the wedding money to charity...

 Hungry Orchard Owner : You couldn't pay, and then I was gonna call the cops on you,

 Castle : Did I talk to anybody? Did I tell you where I'd been, or where I was going?

No. You, uh, just ate and then you left, uh, you gave me your watch first.

 Castle : And it's a knock-off. But it's the freshest clue we have.

 Veronica : He stumbled onto it working a missing person's case.

 Esposito : We haven't heard of any active serials nicknamed "the Phantom".

 Veronica : the Phantom had been killing people in Los Angeles and New York

 Beckett : And this is you stalking her shortly before she was killed.

 Castle : Maybe he took a vow of silence. You know, silent, but deadly.

 Wade : Actually, I am a monk. I just learned to think before I speak.

 Wade : I joined the Franciscan Order of Perpetual Hope after I left prison.

 Beckett : Because that's exactly where we found Susannah Richland.

 Wade : Said the place was special to her family, so I left her to pray in peace.

 Wade : And this guy shows up. Brown long hair, glasses, he's wearing this hat.

 Chandler : -I didn't know you had another level. -I know. Neither did l!

 Wendy : I just thought you might be able to estimate. It's Valentines Day.

 House : Foreman, your girlfriend wants to know if you're available for Valentine's.

 Foreman : There's a snowstorm. ER's short-staffed. We're all supposed to be here.

 Foreman : You're supposed to be here. You're an ass. Act surprised.

 House : We have to do x-rays to make sure you don't have internal injuries,

 House : EEG for neurological anomalies and biopsy a spinal nerve.

 Foreman : Congenital insensitivity to pain is one of the rarest conditions on the planet.

 Howard : - She's sorry she's late. - Oh, tell her it doesn't matter.

- I worked on it all night. Use it. - I don't know the sign for "opalescent."

 Raj : Fine. Tell her I have a deep, sexy voice Iike James Earl Jones.

 Greg House : For thinking it makes a difference who goes first.

 Greg House : From now on, only the person holding this can treat or run tests.

 Greg House : Wanted to give you the serpent staff with the poison axe-head,

 Eric Foreman : The one where we stuff another patient in a body bag?

 Greg House : The long view is the one where we pick the best team,

 Greg House : that way we can use all the bags we save for grocery shopping.

 Lara : I don't know what to do. I can't trust anyone on this ship.

I bet she hid the camera before the show and came back afterwards.

 Beckett : He followed her after the show and then he killed her.

 Foreman : I don't see it. You sure you got the right coordinates?

 Cuddy : Maybe there's something wrong with the portable imager in the OR.

 Foreman : Something that would cause it to show brain tissue in perfect detail

Oh, you saw something that looked like tumors. We all did. We were all wrong.

 House : Maybe he has a brain infection that's causing multiple abscesses.

 Cuddy : If it's an infection, why didn't it show up in his blood work?

 Wilson : House, you don't actually think she'd dump you because you, what,

 House : We'll fight, makeup sex, fight, maybe sex, and then she'll dump me.

 House : I need to find something that we both like doing, besides each other.

 House : No, then she'll start pretending to like things that she really doesn't

 House : just to make me feel better, which will make her feel even worse,

 House : At least with my plan, I get my One A Day with iron till the bitter end.

 Wilson : You're not gonna believe who just checked into the ER.

 Alice : There's nothing wrong with me. My maid just overreacted.

 Nurse : EMTs found her unconscious. Her maid said she had a seizure.

 Thirteen [playing His Game] : Let's stop shopping. I'll just do him and get him to throw the contest.

 House : You met a guy in a club, you brought him home, he ODed.

 Thirteen : Screw accuracy, we're gonna double distance and hang time.

 Chase : Please tell me you're not talking about the hot, new CNA with the dimples.

 Leonard : Boy, you sure get your money's worth out of these games.

 House : including a little something I like to call bovine serum albumin

 House : which you get from eating the animals mentioned. Or cow.

 House : than someone calling your girlfriend a cow and not being metaphorical?

 House : Either that's a very old photograph or it's your stepmom.

 Penny : Oh, please, I recognize the walk of shame when I see it.

The hospital says he's gonna be fine. Just needs a few stitches.

 Beckett : Which means, if he tries to get out of Manhattan, we will find him.

...and damn it, I am a good friend. So shut up and close your eyes.

 Joey : But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.

I've already got a mother and father who cannot stay in the same room.

 Chandler : This sucks! I already got her a briefcase with "R.G." put on it.

Ross and Joey aren't here. You can watch the parade if you want.

 Howard : I'd love for things between me and Mom to get back to normal.

 Slaughter : No wonder you weren't interested in that nympho roommate, huh?

 Hayley : Yes, Rick has asked me to suss out the break-in at Booth Tower.

 Hayley : Wow. It's always a pleasure meeting one ofyour friends, Rick.

 Hayley : So the security system at Booth Tower is definitely cutting-edge.

 Hayley : to get through the several layers of the alarm system.

 Slaughter : Genius? That sure as hell ain't Victor. Or anyone he hangs with.

Now, I hacked Louis' records, and he has quite the history ofviolence.

Turns out he has been in and out of several juvenile detention facilities,

 House : She's developed severe DIC. You have to force her to terminate.

 Cuddy : Did you give corticosteroids to speed up the baby's lung development?

 House : No. I dropped an anvil on its chest to prevent lung development.

 House : I'm trying to extinguish the human race one fetus at a time.

 Cuddy : Give the lungs more time to expand so you can see inside them.

 House : Very quickly. Like I wouldn't advise her to buy any green bananas.

 House : The fetus is nothing more than a parasite at this point.

If you let this woman refuse to terminate, you're helping her commit suicide.

 Cuddy : I think she would recommend exhausting all possibilities before taking its life.

 Cuddy : then terminating her pregnancy isn't gonna help her liver at all.

 Chase : Emma's kidneys and liver are failing. The diagnosis is solid.

When he in this apartment, the damn thing is build right on his part.

look, you are a big girl. I just hope you know what you are doing.

 Izzie : I'm just saying, you've been given all the best surgeries.

 Bailey : - You need to lie down somewhere. - I'm completely healthy.

 Castle : That was a nice shot. we should team up, we could pong-hustle.

 Castle : I'm not drunk. Casing the crack, crack, crack... Cracking the case.

 Leonard : My apologies to the gay community of East Rutherford, New Jersey.

 Howard : Sorry, guys, but Secret Agent Laser Obstacle Lunch is just stupid.

 CHRISTINA : Do you know how scared I am when we go into surgery?

I don't just worry about my career now. I have to put yours on my back too.

 CHRISTINA : - We are a team. - There is no team. There is no team!

There is only me making allowances for your emotional shortcomings!

 MRS. O'MALLEY : Look how wrinkled he is. Thank God I brought the iron.

 GEORGE : Mom, what's going on? They paged me to your room. Are you OK?

 MR. O'MALLEY : No, I'll do it. Here's the thing. We appreciate everything

 MR. O'MALLEY : Last thing we want to do is cause trouble because

 Wilson : Cuddy didn't say anything about pushing Bergin to finish the surgery? Not a word.

 Wilson : Well, either that or she's just being nice. Yeah, right.

 Luke : You said you wouldn't call. You're a real bastard, you know.

 House : Sure, he won't be with his real mother, but his real mother's sick.

 House : What would his future have been, taking you to chemo and back on the bus?

 Phoebe : Well, I just got off the phone with my lover James Brolin.

 Monica : -Oh, really? -Apparently, he is married to some singer.

 Phoebe : But he said he'd leave her for me. And I said, "James Brolin, are you sure?"

 Phoebe : -James Brolin said.. -Rachel's the one who's pregnant?

 Rachel : This is all happening so fast. I have to make all these decisions that I don't wanna make.

 Phoebe : When I got pregnant with the triplets, I took that test, like, three times.

Yes. Maybe it's a false positive. Are you sure you peed on the stick right?

Hello, Ross? This is Dr. McNeely from the Fake Accent University.

 Beckett : No, no, no, she's not repeating the line. Something else is going on.

 House : It's gonna be like your foot's gone to sleep times a billion.

 Captain Mccreaney : I think the adjacent beam snapped during the lift.

 Cameron : Your brain should start generating real memories again.

 Cameron : You have people who love you. They'll take care of you.

CUDDY : I'm surprised to see you're not spooning your way through the walls.

 House : So, what do you say? How about a conjugal visit to celebrate?

 Cuddy : There's nothing to celebrate, House! You made me perjure myself.

 Bailey : I just didn't think it would be a kid. A tumor that size...

 Derek : The tumor is located near the language center of the brain.

 Derek : Andrew? I need you to keep talking. Can you do that? Can you talk to me?

 Derek : Right. OK. What about, uh, girls? Do you have any girlfriends?

 Foreman : but they have natural antibodies to fight off most of the stuff.

Lab tests of your dog's saliva revealed a type of strep bacteria.

I am personally gonna oversee your treatment from now on. You're gonna cut me open, aren't you?

 House : His M.R.I. showed that the leg pain wasn't caused by the self-injection.

 Alexis : After today, there'll be no need for me to come again!

 Castle : You've been holding out on me, Sir Robin. I hear you like a boy.

 Ryan : How many bones did they have to break to get her in there?

 Beckett : Looks like our home invasion crew went for a four-peat.

 Beckett re : - What's wrong with him? - Goose down. He's allergic.

 Castle/beckett : - Bless you! - Bless you! Reverse double-jinx.

 Castle : - I just, I... - Castle, mouth shut until I release you.

 Esposito : That's Joanne Delgado, daughter of Susan Delgado, the victim.

 Penny : Well, since Amy's going, do you want me there, you know, to support you?

Oh. That's nice, but it's just gonna be a room full of boring old men.

 Penny : Okay. I'm just gonna tie my shoe while you think about that. Ahem.

 Leonard : - You realize you might kill some of them. - Then you all can get tenure.

 Raj : Come on, Daddy. All the other scientists have seat warmers.

 Raj : Okay, let's meet halfway. How about I cut my cleaning lady down to twice a week?

 Roy : Didn't do anything? I took a bus all the way from Hoboken.

Okay, I'm uptight. That's why I don't wanna watch a middle-aged guy...

 Phoebe : ...dance around in what I can only assume is a child's Halloween costume.

 Rachel : Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature golf course.

 Marshall : Either classic mermaid; bottom half fish, top half human,

 Marshall : Or inverted mermaid, top half fish, bottom half human. Go!

 Marshall : Yeah, but it's a fish, so it's the good kind of fat.

 House : I'd hate it... that's why I cleverly have no personal life.

 House : Good thinking. Prove your dad wrong. That'll solve everything.

 Rowan : Temperature's down two degrees, and the swelling's almost gone.

 Chase : The swelling's probably just down because we've got him on steroids. It's masking whatever's really wrong.

A.N.A.'s are unreliable. Phospholipid antibodies are negative, so no lupus. Same for Churg-Strauss.

There's about 20 distinct autoimmune diseases... Why are you here?

 Chase : You were in New York last year for the scleroderma conference. I didn't hear anything from you.

 Rowan : Just wanted to say hi this time. You said it. You're still here.

 Chase : I was 15 years old when you walked out. Now you're walking back in?

 Cameron : You're scared of him catching us breaking into his home

 Cameron : but you're not scared of him catching us doing it in his bed?

 Chase : put it back and let's get out of here before he comes home.

 FRANK : Frank sees the signs of discontent, Frank's fighting back.

 IZZIE : I just don't get the whole fake boob thing. No offense.

 FRANK : These are top of the line. They look real, they feel natural.

 IZZIE : - I don't know about that. - Well, compare them to his.

 Taub : and maybe irritate his eyes enough to cause the hemorrhaging,

 Chase : but I'd rather go with scientific evidence than with your gut.

 Foreman : Means the heart problem we ruled out, we now have to rule back in.

 House : Which is true of anything that would compromise his immune system.

 Chandler : Forget it. It's probably stripped and sold for parts by now.

Do you realize that if I'd invested my $127 in myself yesterday...

 Sheldon : Isn't hypochondria a common idiosyncrasy of Jewish people?

 Bernadette : This is adrenaline. We're gonna inject it into his heart.

 Bernadette : ...to get it through his chest plate and we've only got one shot.

 Esposito : unless she wants his ass kicked every day at the playground?

 Gates : I don't know too many men who would've done what you did.

 Gates : which I can continue as long as you two both act professionally at the precinct.

 Gates : Good. Meanwhile, as long as we're on neutral ground here,

 Callie : Some men just like kids. To some men, family's everything.

 Amy : Bernadette, you are the analytical, scientific left hemisphere.

 Amy : Penny, you're the creative, spontaneous right hemisphere.

 Sheldon : ...invented the telephone, he proposed answering it with "ahoy"?

I'm not gonna tell you. You're the bad man who broke Sarah's leg.

 Phoebe : This place is so depressing. If I had to work here, I'd kill myself.

 Clerk : - How can I help you? - I need to change my name, please.

 Phoebe : See, I need to change it because I'm hiding from the law.

 Clerk : - You need to fill out this form. - Okay. Well, just so I know...

 Phoebe : So is it supposed to be "Buffay-Hannigan" or "Hannigan-Buffay"?

 Beckett : but it's starting to look like he didn't. He's got an alibi.

 Ryan : all stating that Shane was there between 11 : 00 and midnight.

 Beckett : that his car was too burned for them to match the fibers or pull forensics.

 Beckett : So we can't even prove that he transported the vic's body.

 Castle : Here's something that doesn't add up, Tyrese Wilton's phone.

 Castle : Why would Shane tell Joey to steal a phone worth a couple hundred bucks?

 Castle : Especially when there had to be so much bling at that party.

 Beckett : Why didn't Tyrese Wilton mention that his phone was gone?

 Mrs Wolowitz : I can't find it, and I'm late for my Weight Watchers meeting!

 Katee Sackhoff : Howard, do you have latent homosexual tendencies?

 Beckett : Do you know how much it annoys me knowing what you're doing?

 Beckett : I've told you a million times not to mess with my chair.

 Castle : Oh, no, no. See, Sophie's murder was an isolated crime of passion.

 Castle : Watching Kyra after the fact would be a waste of police resources,

 Beckett : I had to make sure that you didn't do anything stupid, which you did.

 Julian : A gun? No. He was with another dude. They were talking all intense.

 Julian : Just for a second, as the two of them were walking out.

 Castle : Maybe Shelton wanted to make sure. So, he colluded with Chambers.

 Beckett : All right, let's try and find out what the connection is

 Penny : I can't believe we thought this would makes us feel grown up.

 Bernadette : I can't believe the waiter thought I was your daughter.

 Amy : Last time I got dressed up and had tea was when I was five.

 Bracken : Besides, if you really had information, wouldn't you already know the truth?

 Beckett : everyone that you've ever had killed, I want you to admit to it.

 Bracken : I got to be friends with this boy in the neighborhood, Lamar Dokes.

Now she left a note. She'd lost her job, she was being evicted...

 Bracken : the moment I knew I wanted to help make people's lives better.

 Bob : We've picked her up from bars in the middle of the night,

 Nicole : I used to say it would be okay, that I'd get it together.

 Minister And Mourners : The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want.

 House : We were strangers. We shared some geography 30 years ago.

So, back when you were devising this fantasy, did you tell your father?

 Richard Castle : She looks like she's been scared to death. Literally.

 Sidney Pearlmutter : Is that based on your vast medical experience, Mr. Castle?

 Castle : No. Based on the fact she looks like an Edvard Munch painting.

 Pearlmutter : Well, there's no external trauma, no puncture or stab wounds.

 Pearlmutter : I'll know more about how she died and who did it.

Meaning she said, "It's coming for me," not "he" or "she," but "it."

 Castle : A book on urban legends. Over by the door, horseshoes.

 Esposito : What are you saying, Castle? Oh, was the bogeyman out to get her?

 Castle : why she inexplicably died and why she looks so scared.

 Beckett : She was scared because she was about to be killed by an actual person.

 Beckett : Let's set up a canvass and talk to everyone in the building

 Marshall : This is the big number that's supposed to impress me and...

 Jeff : Hey, by the way, turn around and wave to patrick swayze.

 Marshall : I do have an uncle who owns a, a pretty successful bait shop.

 Andy Berman : I drove into the city to meet him at his apartment,

 Andy Berman : but as I pulled up, there were cops all over the entrance.

 Andy Berman : I got a bad feeling about it, so I turned around, and I drove home.

 Beckett : and he told you that he finally found the real thing.

 Beckett : Your company didn't have the million dollars to pay him.

 Castle : It was pretty cool, the way you filled in the story there.

 Esposito : New Haven PD have two women involved in an altercation.

 Uniform : When Mrs. Parker confronted her, an altercation ensued.

 Sarah Reed : She tried to rip my purse off my arm, almost dislocated my shoulder.

 Cristina : There's nothing for you to deal with. So what else is there left to say?

 Helen : I'm remarried. Been remarried since Cristina was, what? About three?

 Helen : Why don't you ever bring home a man as good-Iooking as him?

 Helen : I don't know what I ever did to raise such an unpleasant girl.

 Rachel : Maybe I need to be more careful. Am I sending these signals now?

 Sheldon : The question you should be asking is, what is their problem with me?

 Sheldon : My first memory, a hummingbird dive-bombing my stroller...

 Sheldon : It's not a death ray. It's just a little uItrasonic blast to scare him off.

 Sheldon : Trust me, if I had a death ray, I wouldn't be Iiving here.

 Beckett : You don't think I haven't memorized every line in that file?

 Beckett : My first three years on the force, every off-duty moment was spent

 Beckett : It took me a year of therapy to realize if I didn't let it go,

 Beckett : But doesn't it bother you that they're so obviously not real?

 Assistant Julia : I think that deep down, we all knew that something was wrong.

 Assistant Mario : We were trying to clear his schedule for the honeymoon.

 Raj : ...not only because it's a good school, but because it totally looks like Hogwarts.

 House : I'm a doctor in New Jersey, treating one of your clients.

 House : What person who is nothing like me are you saying that to?

 Fang Dong Wen : They're farmers. Their village doesn't even have a dentist.

 Fang Dong Wen : But if it matters, I'm not convinced they were her parents.

 Fang Dong Wen : The man was adamant, and the woman seemed confused and frightened.

 House : Girl comes to you, says that she's your long-lost daughter.

 Wilson : I'm frightened because she's a threat, maybe she knows something.

 Castle : We didn't even finish the bottles. At least let us take them...

 Castle : I actually got a lead in there that's gonna blow this case wide...

Oh, oh, wait. Lipstick marks? On my shirt? Where? Beckett'll kill me.

 Castle : Oh, my God! I didn't call! You guys, Beckett is going to kill me.

 Raj : is white-field balanced and wishing you had a coloring book.

 Sheldon : An Indian guy outsourcing a computer job to a white fella.

 Raj : You won't regret it. I'm the most pathetic guy you've ever met.

 Penny as Blanche : When I was 16 years old, I made the discovery : 

 Sheldon : ...but as a waitress, she can't remember no tomato on my hamburger?

 Beckett : Funny, she failed to mention that she was bugging her husband's office.

Nothing says "marriage on the rocks" like electronic eavesdropping.

 Beckett : Why don't you stop by after my shift. I'll buy you a beer.

He always said he was sleeping at the office, but I didn't believe him.

 Beckett : And when you heard him in action, you decided to make yourself a widow.

 Brooke : We had just started to find our way back to each other, and now he's dead.

that put Father Aaron in church at 10 : 00 p.m. when Carver was killed.

 Beckett : No. The answer is right here in front of us. I can feel it.

 Foreman : The kind made of muscle that opens your heart valves.

 Foreman : Well, blood work to rule out infection, and then a heart surgical biopsy

 Foreman : There could be drug breakthroughs that allow you to keep it for decades more.

 Melinda : Yeah. That's the answer my cardiologist always gives me.

 Melinda : I looked it up on the web. It's like five or 10 years, right?

 Melinda : Why can't you convince my mom to let me go back to school?

 Foreman : Melinda, you've got bigger worries right now than missing school.

 Chase : Even if you do hate me, if you'd found another job, you'd tell me.

 Chase : If House did something to drive you out of here, you'd tell me.

 Chase : The fact that you won't tell me means that whatever the real reason is

 Foreman : but they're not going to cause her to cough up blood.

 Leonard : You know, there's a foundational idea in string theory that...

 Leonard : ...the whole universe may be a hologram. - What do you mean?

 Leonard : ...that what we all experience every day in three dimensions...

 Leonard : ...on a surface located at the farthest reaches of our cosmos.

 Leonard : ...acting out a painting on the largest canvas in the universe.

 Sheldon : I don't care. There are far too many historical anomalies for my comfort.

 Sheldon : ...or as I call it, the Leslie Winkle Experimental Methodology.

 Sheldon : You can either sit with me, your friend, colleague and roommate...

 Sheldon : ...or you can sit with an overrated scientist you might have sex with.

 Rachel : Or maybe just, you know, rap in general. Because Mommy can rap.

 Chandler : Steve said he had to go to the doctor. And his doctor's name is Dr. Mompey.

I said, "Dr. Monkey?" And that is how the whole Dr. Monkey thing came up.

 Monica : Absolutely. It would just be one friend helping out another friend.

 Rachel : Okay. Let me put it this way. Anything from Crabtree & Evelyn?

You're cold, I have to pee and there's coffee. How bad could it be?

 Receptionist : Dr. Gettleman is finishing up with a patient. He'll be out shortly.

lt's so surprising that you and Joey have known each other for so long...

Yang, keep an eye on the Lamotts. I don't want any problems. Go.

- You've made arrangements? - The nursing home is coming at eight.

 Bailey starts walking off : Then you're with Shepherd, Derek Shepherd, today.

 George : I got it. You always get the surgery. Today, I'm getting a surgery.

 George : - Let him know I'm bringing up a GSW. - "We" are bringing up a GSW.

 Ellis : - But I still have patients to see. - No. No more patients.

 Foreman : His ability to create white blood cells has been completely destroyed.

 Foreman : There's a cavernous angioma within his spinal cord, it's a tumor.

 Foreman : That's what's been causing the shocks and CNS symptoms.

 Foreman : The surgeon should be able to pull the strands apart and excise the tumor.

But surgery on someone who's as hemopoetically compromised as your son

 Barney : I don't know why you would possibly say yes to this, but,

 Barney : would you want to grab a cup of coffee with me sometime?

 Barney : You can spend the entire time calling me every dirty name in the book.

 Norah : I speak four languages. I'm gonna need more than 20 minutes.

 Foreman : She knows more about her daughter's genetic condition than any of you.

 Dr. Kondo : We're gonna have to shrink it before we remove it surgically.

 Wilson : I'm more interested in exactly how you plan to do that, Mike.

 Dr. Kondo : And if it doesn't shrink enough after that, we'll add the chemo...

 Dr. Kondo : Look, you have over a 75% chance that the radiation alone is enough. Relax.

 Wilson : Catching it in time would have been before it invaded the tissue around my thymus.

 Dr. Kondo : Look, I've seen you recommend this exact treatment dozens of times.

 Dr. Kondo : with a little bit more dignity. I agree with Wilson.

 Gunther : I don't know if that changes your plans at all, but..

- Hey, you know what might help? - I'm not getting you a muffin!

Okay, it's lame when I say it, it's ridiculous when you pile on.

 Sheldon : ...but if you're trying to calm yourself down, I believe the word is "om."

 Beverley : It was so nice of you to come to the airport to pick me up.

 Beverley : Thank you for your notes on my paper disproving quantum-brain-dynamic theory.

 Sheldon : ...of how electric dipoles in the brain's water molecules...

 Leonard : Wait, wait, wait. When did you send my mom notes on a paper?

 Rachel : He said really mean things that were only partly true.

 Cuddy : Your patient was driving the bus, so all you could see...

 Cuddy : Your patient was driving the bus, so all you could see was him sitting down,

 House : From behind I saw his earlobes wiggling, or his head bobbing.

 Sheldon : Even before the recent threat of our parents fornicating

 Sheldon : I don't always show it, but you are of great importance to me.

 Bernadette : And weird other husband who came with the apartment.

 Stella : For one most important person in my life, and that's lucy.

 Foreman : We need to intubate. He's losing his respiratory drive.

 Foreman : Aphasia and fluid in the lungs. Seizure can't cause both.

And then there was one. Urine test was positive for amphetamines.

Well, in one of his books, he talked about giving up drugs and alcohol.

 Nurse : When he started wanting to hear every minute of my day,

 Nurse : where it's like your body's full of these chemicals that

 Howard : But in exchange, l'd like you to do a few things for me.

By all means. Yeah, when I was a boy, l would polish my Mee-Maw's silver.

 Rachel : Maybe I'd have a problem with this if it wasn't for me and Joshua.

 House : Great. You be the clock, everyone else will be the doctors.

 Chase : No speckles on the MRI. Alpha-1 antitrypsin deficiency?

 House : Congratulations on another successful round of hectoring.

I think she just said yes 'cause she wants to reinforce that behavior.

 House : Wants me to kiss a lot of other people's ass, like she wants me to kiss yours.

 House : What would you want? A doctor who holds your hand while you die,

 House : I guess it would particularly suck to have a doctor who ignores you while you die.

 Patient : - I should go. - You think it's gonna come out on its own?

Which for small stuff is no problem. It's wrapped up in a nice, soft package, and plop.

 House : which, speaking medically, is when the fun stops. How did you...

You've been here half an hour, you haven't sat down. That tells me its location.

 House : You haven't told me what it is. That tells me it's humiliating.

 House : You have a little birdie carved on your arm. That tells me you have a high tolerance for humiliation.

 House : I've been a doctor 20 years. You're not gonna surprise me.

 Sheldon : I'm uncomfortable having been included in your lie to Penny.

- What was I supposed to say? - You could have told her the truth.

 House : He's an accountant. How late do you think he's gonna party?

 Chase : Echo shows normal heart function. Could be high output failure from anemia.

 House : You know, the noblest gifts are the ones we give anonymously.

 Park : Popo needed a ride to the doctor, and my mother couldn't, so...

 House : because your latent rage made you vicious in arguments, or...

 Leonard : Sheldon's sister is hiding at Penny's because we've all been hitting on her.

She's not hiding. She needed to call her grandmother, who's apparently very sick.

 Sheldon : and I'm having regular intercourse with your daughter.

 Debbie : this is the only other place we haven't given a second look.

 Debbie : Of course. He has access to the entire plane, just like we do.

 Castle : Runs the length of the plane. And you looked everywhere?

 Debbie : You're lucky it wasn't the pit bulls we had to ship last week.

 Castle : Since when does the airline allow clothes hanging out of bags?

 Castle : That's three different bags from three different passengers.

 Castle : Unless someone took the clothes out of another suitcase

 Lily : I'd rather live on a farm than in an apartment in brooklyn.

Not that you ever have to, because l know how to keep my women satisfied.

l mean, they said 30 minutes or less. Well, how long has it been?

 Rachel : Does a good student drink seven beers during his first lesson?

l wanna find a baby that needs a home, and l wanna raise it with you.

 Monica : -Oh, my God! We're gonna be parents! -We are gonna be great parents.

 Chandler : ...we may be able to hear the sound of a condom breaking.

 Jeanette : -Here are the boards for Friday's pitch. -Thank you.

 Chandler : You wouldn't know if Jeanette's planning on keeping her baby, would you?

 Alex : Why are you acting like it's no big deal, like it happens all the time?

 Molly : - We have to go, Dad. - She was everything to me. All I had.

 Jenkins : for us to put the pieces together in order to stop it.

 Jenkins : And when his contact was killed, we needed you to get Bilal.

 Castle : Yes, unfortunately I cannot divulge any further specifics.

 Alexis : I guess what really matters is you found out the truth, Dad.

 Castle : Yeah. Bad news is I can't brag about my heroic exploits to anyone.

 Martha : You know, darling, Alexis and I do not need to know the details.

 Beckett : By the time uniforms got there, his body was already gone.

 Castle : I am so sorry, Kate, for everything I put you through.

 Beckett : You have the best excuse ever for missing our wedding.

 Castle : Like how did I get shot? Why was I gone for two months?

 Bernadette : What happened? I thought they cancelled your mission.

 Howard : ...up on the space station, so they're putting me on an earlier launch.

You're right, heh. L... I can't go to space. l have to get married...

 Howard : ...and no one can say that's not a good reason. I'll call him back.

 Howard : Well, too bad, you already did. It's a done deal. But I forgive you.

 Esposito : Just got off with Amber's father. That was a tough conversation.

 Esposito : And Amber didn't tell him about the blackmailer either,

 Castle : Maybe that's because she didn't have the money to make it go away.

I mean, a smart blackmailer would give her the time to get the cash.

 Esposito : I rechecked her phone. There's no record of any unusual calls.

 Esposito : I figure the blackmailer contacted her through her hotel phone.

 Beckett : he offers to take a few art shots, she's desperate for the cash,

 Castle : Until she makes it big, in which case they suddenly surface.

 Beckett : Esposito, let's get a hold of the pageant consultant.

 Beckett : Let's get a list of all the photographers that Amber's had sessions with.

 Esposito : Do you have any idea who might've taken these photographs?

 Howard : Although, there are ways to improve our communication.

 Howard : One thing I learned when I was in couples therapy was...

 Bernadette : And yet, I still love when you hold a door for me.

 Ms. Graber : Oh, really? "Good morning?" You haven't let me sleep in three nights.

This hat is destroying my self-esteem and I haven't had a seizure.

where the seizures originate and remove it with minimal damage to tissue.

 Ms. Graber : Except for the fact that it's not working, and I'm losing billable hours.

 Ms. Graber : Unless any of you are looking to get out of a bad marriage?

 Ms. Graber : What is it? You married young and now you have nothing in common?

 Ms. Graber : The conversation is still good but the sex has gone to pot.

 George : If all the normal methods have failed, then... what are we supposed to do?

 Derek : Hang her from the ceiling and hit her with a Wiffle Ball bat.

 Castle : What did I do to deserve this? Other than, you know, being me?

 Alexis : And it would make getting around the city so much easier,

 Alexis : I'll always wear a helmet and I'll never drive at night.

 Castle : If you leave me alone so that I can finish my breakfast.

 Kate Beckett : and before he had a chance to use his registered firearm,

because if they don't eat the duck, you're going to, and it's not very good.

-Thanks for giving me that girl's number. -No problem. Say, who's the party for?

 Monica : -Is that what they call strippers sometimes? -When they're hookers.

 Monica : So you had a few cigarettes. lt's not the end of the world.

l mean it. After what just happened, l'm never leaving her again.

 Afsoun : I'm going as soon as the nurse brings me something for my eczema.

 Chase : was actually a swelling of the blood vessels in your skin.

 Chase : It also explains the pancreatitis and the mass in your brain.

 Chase : But it's much better to add another course of radiation.

 House : But, you know, dying can also do a number on your ability to think.

 Danny : You got to admit, that one's kind of a good deal for me.

 Danny : Vitamin supplements. I've been trying to boost my immune system.

If you're wallowing in self-loathing, I've got something that might help.

 Stacy [surprised] : - You saved his life. He admitted that. - We'll settle.

 Cuddy : He's got a stub where his hand used to be. We have insurance.

 Cuddy : You figure a perverted sense of guilt makes me a good boss.

 House : Now, would the world be a better place if people never felt guilty?

You should have seen her in the last months of our relationship.

 Kendall : I know you're going to sneak into Austin's house to look for evidence

I'm no fool, but you are ifyou think your Iittle plan will work without these.

 Kendall : while Hayley and I distract Austin, you need to look for this.

 Castle : That way, Mason wood has to make both of us members of the society.

Aw! You really do deserve to be in the Greatest Detective Society.

 Bailey : You will be discreet and not ask a bunch of questions.

 Bailey : Now this is a private matter. She needs these results now.

You should start to feel numb ten minutes after I inject the lidocaine.

Yeah. No, I know. I've given epidurals before. I know that's the needle.

It's just that it seems so much bigger now that it's going into my spine.

 Bailey : I can take a lot of pressure. Just it's rough as sandpaper.

 Wilson : If she can't handle your insanity, she can't handle a baby.

 Wilson : You're feeling threatened because she's going on to high school

 House : She's sleeping with her math teacher to get her diploma.

 Taub : The machinery agrees with you. That means your problems were caused by the coke.

 Taub : We all do stuff in our dreams we wouldn't do when we're awake.

 Ryan : Jersey police caught him driving Hixton's car down the turnpike.

 Beckett : No disrespect to our Jersey brethren, but let's check that car again.

 Beckett : Make sure that that money's not hidden behind a door panel

 Beckett : Okay, while you guys are fantasizing about the size of your rods,

 Beckett : That was at the soup kitchen, where you jacked his car.

 Beckett : But then you got greedy and you followed him to his apartment.

 Shawn York : I didn't kill the guy, and I sure as hell didn't steal his car.

 Beckett : What we could really use your help on is with the missing books.

 Blake : The insurer he used is a friend of mine. He'll have a catalogue.

 Tom : As far as we know, the only thing missing were the books,

 Tom : which suggests the perpetrator went there knowing what he was looking for.

 Blake : Well, the kitchen... I mean, Damian had the entire thing renovated.

 Tom : So I'll run the work crews and see if anybody has priors.

 Castle : I'm not sure why everybody's jumping to the conclusion

 Castle : The message on the mirror suggests an intention to kill,

 Beckett : I think we should pursue both lines of investigation.

 Esposito : Found this incident report that he filed with the police three days ago.

 Esposito : Yeah, it turns out that his company was being picketed

 Kendall : I was thinking. Maybe you should take House's internship.

and the way you're ignoring the question... Wow, they're extremely big donors.

He's not responding to cefuroxime, his pulse ox is dropping much faster than it should for pneumonia,

 House : Excessive irritation. He's 12. He's on auto-stroke. On his arm.

 Cuddy : Papular lesion, one centimeter, on top of a long, thin scab.

 House : Ah, you need a dermatologist. If it's dry, keep it wet. If it's wet, keep it dry.

 House : If it's not supposed to be there, cut it off. I never could master all that.

 House : - As a special favor to you... - No. Admit it. I got you with the rash.

 House : The rash is a total snooze, unless it's connected to the pneumonia,

What kind of pneumonia causes this kind of rash? Legionnaire's disease.

 Cameron : Usually means industrial ventilation systems, convention centers. He's 12 years old.

 House : Send off a urine antigen and check if he's joined the Elks. Next?

- What if we're thinking about this backwards? - The rash came first, caused the pneumonia. Nice.

 Lanie : Well, she was running from something. She's got dirt on her feet.

 Beckett : What animal in Central Park could maul a person to death?

 Beckett : Great, Castle. I'll call in an APB for the Big Bad Wolf.

 Beckett : Okay, when you're done reliving your childhood memories,

 Beckett : And I bet you, it's not gonna be Little Red Riding Hood.

"when he leaped up and gobbled down poor Little Red Riding Hood."

 Castle : So if we can find him, we might be able to get a confession.

 Leonard : I'm just gonna go home and let my work speak for itself.

 Amy : ...but I seriously question whether you'll make any more friends.

"Screw it, I'm going in" is what I said to your mother last night.

 Beckett : Based on what? The plot of The First Wives Club movie?

Annika has been posting about how she's gonna be flying to Paris tonight.

And we need to get some hard evidence tying our vic to one of these women.

 Beckett : I just need a partner to go with me into the women's locker room.

 Hayley : So, I got the paperwork for the painting all figured out.

 Chase : Blood thinners and TMS had no effect. It's not cluster headaches.

God knows, you gotta be tired of me following you around all the time,

 Ryan : Roger picked up the briefcase from locker 27B shortly before 10 : 00 p.m.

 Castle : We talked to your bosses, Hugo. We know it wasn't part of the game.

 Beckett : And yet, you had one of your players pick it up and deliver it for you.

 Hugo Morrison : Look, no one was supposed to get hurt. I just...

 House : Just think of all the places I can make Foreman search.

 Chase : Wilson's moved in and apparently has unusually loud toenails.

Neck trauma could cause vocal cord paroxysms, which could cause choking.

 Cameron : I didn't see any sign of trauma, and they were remarkably open.

 Cameron : and they admitted participating in a threesome a few months ago.

 House : A hundred bucks says they're as miserable as the next couple.

 Chase : If he's not happily married, I don't know who could be.

They're looking for something. If you're happy, you've got nothing to look for.

 Cameron : If you ask me, if two people really trust each other,

 Cameron : a threesome once every seven years might actually help a marriage.

 Esposito : Was in the FDNY calendar. Chiseled good looks, rock hard abs.

And get this, once during a fire, after saving the parents and the kids,

 Esposito : I'm telling you, bro, puppies. Gets them every time.

 Ryan : - They're calling the super right now. - Okay, let's go.

 Castle : Yeah, it's an old-fashioned dumbwaiter. You don't see these around anymore.

 Howard : If I want a new pen, I have to go to the bank with wire cutters.

 Sheldon still smiling : Have we at this point met our social obligations?

Okay, put it on my calendar, but start thinking of a reason why I can't go.

 Raj : - Don't know what I'd do without him. - You just got him this afternoon.

 Raj : Speaking of untouchables, I've got great news for you guys.

 Raj : People magazine is having a reception Saturday, and I managed to get you invited.

 Raj : ...because, you know, that's for VIPs, and you guys are just, you know, P's.

 Hostess : The two of them were having a real intense conversation.

 Hostess : That's right. She was in her 30s, but still really hot.

RYAN : Suspected of pulling off some major jobs between '01 and '06.

 Esposito : Even told them where they were going wrong with their security.

 Castle : Let me guess, she suggested that they all work together.

 Beckett : That's why she knew how the thief got into the museum.

 Esposito : Then she partnered up with us to steer us to the mythical Falco.

 Beckett : We're not exactly sure, sir, but the evidence suggests...

 Lanie : I'm putting the time of death between 10 : 00 and 12 : 00 midnight.

 Castle : He must have grabbed her, maybe forced her into a car.

 Mrs Herzfeld : When I didn't hear from her last night, I knew something was wrong.

 Beckett : Mrs. Herzfeld, Jane was tutoring people to make extra cash.

CASTLE : Is it possible that Jane was doing somethin other than tutoring?

 Beckett : but the ME did find traces of cocaine on her clothes.

 Beckett : Yeah, but she might have been involved with people who were,

 CHRISTINA : and you'll need to undergo chemotherapy and radiation.

I spent the day worrying about Burke, there was something wrong with Burke.

 Cheng : That should buy us enough time to get in and dilate those bile ducts.

 Cheng : She can't take more, the first bolus is still in effect.

 Foreman : Or it could be a vascular malformation in the liver causing both problems.

 Chase : And I think your wife thinks you shouldn't think anything of Dr. Cheng.

 Esposito : it looks like Anne took Justine's death pretty hard.

 Ryan : He refused since it's a pending murder case, but still, it means...

 Castle : And a few months ago? That's when Anne took time off school.

 Esposito : but the lab came back with a serial number on that lens.

 Castle : Yeah, but she's not in an alley. Where the hell is she?

 Beckett : So the attack took place in the woods, not that alley.

 Beckett : But what we need to find out is where these woods are.

 Ryan : If she was attacked in the woods somewhere, why move her to an alley?

 Beckett : Because the killer was trying to throw us off his trail.

 Beckett : If Anne was looking for Kurt Wilson, then the last thing he would want to do

 Beckett : is leave her body near the same spot where he was hiding out.

 Leonard : How many reels before the subordinate male protagonist gets to his point?

 Sheldon : If you didn't cheer at my entrance, it's too late to buy into the premise.

 Sheldon : Anyway, I got some extra money from the head of the department...

 Sheldon : You're going to have to listen more carefully when you're on the job.

 Raj : ...and die a slow, agonizing death from a viral infection...

I'm so sorry. If it was up to me, you would never leave the show.

They're gonna be devastated. Heartbroken. They love you so much.

 Leonard : - Um, have a nice flight. - That's not really in my control, is it?

 Penny : - I was just coming over to talk to you... - You don't have to.

 Beverley : So, slugger, shall we pick up where we left off last time?

 Penny in tears : I mean, my mom could've just said, "Bob, get over it, she's a girl, move on."

 Beverley : Interesting. Would you be willing to fly to New Jersey...

 Beverley : ...and discuss your relationship with your parents during a brain scan?

 George : If you want to drive her away, and you're masters at it, you'll do it.

 MVO : As doctors we're trained to give our patients just the facts,

 MVO : will the pain ever go away? Will I feel better? Am I cured?

 Nazihah Alhabi : Amir would never do such a thing. Why would he?

 Agent Mark Fallon : The bills started piling up, he got in bed with the wrong people.

 Agent Mark Fallon : the man you're sharing a bed with is a terrorist?

 Agent Mark Fallon : Social Services is right outside that door.

 Agent Mark Fallon : - Is that what it means in Arabic? - I swear I don't know.

 Agent Mark Fallon : or I will take your baby away, and you will never see it again.

 Nazihah Alhabi : I swear to you, I don't know. I don't know anything!

 Nazihah Alhabi : Please don't take her away from me. She's the only thing I have. Please.

 Agent Mark Fallon : Nobody's going to take your baby away from you.

 Taub : Gaucher's Disease. It would affect her ability to synthesize Vitamin K.

I checked the drawers, window sill, the DVD player in your room.

 Wilson : It's no trouble, I had to stop next door for my dry cleaning anyway.

Sjogrens would inhibit the clotting enzymes, infiltrate the kidneys,

 Wilson : Because if I did happen to bring a woman home last night,

 House : You do realize things don't have to be socks to go into a sock drawer.

 Joey : With him out of the way as my best friend, there's a spot open.

 Leo : But then he diagnosed me as a sociopath with homicidal tendencies,

Killing a cop's gonna bring you a lot of grief from the NYPD, the FBI.

 Castle : Once you made that comment about my mom enjoying baseball,

 Dolan : All I wanted to do was ask you a question about who killed my friend.

 Castle : By reconstructing Ford's movements with the flight crew.

 Alexis : You go talk to the flight crew and try to figure out who did this.

 Jim : It was someone out there. One of those people killed Kyle Ford.

 Farrah : I just told the other flight attendants. I still can't believe this.

 Castle : where the victim was and who he had contact with before he died.

 Castle : When was the last time anyone remembers seeing Air Marshal Ford?

Okay. This was an 8 : 30 a.m. flight. Drink service occurred when?

 Leonard : ...a long time ago I made a pact with Wolowitz that kind of involves you.

 Penny : ...but tread carefully because it may be the last conversation we ever have.

 Leonard : ...we'd have her fix the other one up with one of her friends.

 Penny : You thought a good time to bring this up would be right after sex?

 Leonard : And during I was trying to remember what I read on Google, so....

 Foreman : Genetic illness emerges when people are the same age,

 Chase : Genetic conditions can be set off by things in the surroundings,

 House : Wegener's can be brought on by exposure to heavy metals.

 Masters : Near the isolation hut, there were some old generator batteries.

Seems like someone else at the camp would've had lead poisoning.

 Masters [with A Quiet Voice] : Why didn't you step forward when his mom died?

 Chandler : that we'll grow old together, and be with each other for the rest of our lives.

 Monica : Speaking of together, how about we send out a holiday card this year?

 Rachel : Is the cute blond guy delivering tonight? Very "Abercrombie & Fitch."

Okay, this is really embarrassing, but lately, with this whole pregnancy thing..

 House : I asked you how you'd feel if Beth had gotten pregnant,

 House : and you said, and I quote, "It would be the worst mistake of my life."

 Park : I have to take her shopping, to her friends, to Atlantic City.

 Park : My mom would freak. It would be the ultimate sign of disrespect.

 Sheldon : I've seen strange men traipsing in and out of here for years...

Well, I was having a little trouble sleeping and I just thought...

So I'm gonna be cured? As long as you don't wear any more poison pants.

 Matt : They were only five bucks. You're gonna give me hell, aren't you?

 Foreman : Some guy was selling pants off the back of his truck near the school.

 Beckett : We have uniforms combing through hospital security footage.

 Beckett : If Tyler left at any point that night, there should be some trace.

 Montgomery : In the meantime, let's just keep digging through those notebooks.

 Montgomery : We're gonna need more than speculation if we want to file charges.

 Alexis : - Do we need to talk about this? - This is research for a case.

 Castle : And we need to get you some noisier shoes. Seriously, I...

 Castle : - You made the team. - No. Try-outs aren't for another month,

 Alexis : but Ashley let me take her uniform home to see how it fit.

 Alexis : I think it's totally not me, which is why I kind of like it.

 Alexis : Sometimes I feel that way about me. Like I'm hiding inside my comfort zone

 Alexis : I don't want to look back on high school and feel like I missed out on something.

You give in to a sin like envy or pride then you only hurt yourself.

 Izzie : George, I need your help. I wouldn't ask if it weren't important. It's...

 Meredith : You've been downplaying how sick he is, haven't you?

 Finn : The best-case scenario, I would say Doc has maybe a year left.

 Sheldon : is exceeded only by its crass consumerism and banality.

 Dibala : All the while, we are beset by assassins and traitors, the scum...

 Dibala : In my world, there are dangers and bloodshed and death,

 Chase : And your choice is to send bands of drunk, crazed children

 Dibala : Don't ask me questions you don't want to know the answer to.

I saved your life. I deserve to know what you're planning to do.

He lied to me first. - Your mother did teach you two wrongs don't make a right.

If he lies to me about not taking steroids, and I lie to him about not treating steroids, he's cured.

 House : If I told him the truth, he wouldn't have taken the stuff.

 Cuddy : And if he told you the truth, what would the stuff do to him?

Which brings me to my fourth reason. I thought you said there were only three.

who'll realize it's unfair to blame us for ruining this kid's $100 million career.

 House : If the Lupron causes respiratory problems, it means he's not on steroids.

 House : Hypogonadism, impaired liver function, kidney function.

And we have managed to find the only professional athlete in the galaxy...

 Chandler : Tell you what, I will go get them developed, and you can go home.

So Ross had never checked out of a room a minute before he had to.

 Rachel : One time, when we were dating, we got a late checkout.

Okay, well, I'm gonna get Ross, get the cameras and get them developed.

Oh, my God! I can't believe Chandler ordered porn on our wedding night.

 Castle : A good guy who kept the only copy of a video he told us you shot.

 Castle : Brandon told you to shoot the video that night, didn't he?

 Castle : Your comrade just gave up your alibi for Max's murder.

 Beckett : The medical examiner concluded that Max's death was a homicide.

 Brandon : You guys have been running around, accusing everyone of murder.

 Brandon : I figured my turn was coming and I'd better be ready.

 Castle : All three of your friends have solid alibis for the night Max was killed.

 Brandon : - You say, killed. I say, suicide. - Where were you that night?

 Beckett : That's what you guys do, right? Cover for each other.

No matter what happens at her trial, she's not going to be alone.

 Beckett : - Actually, I'm not a detective, but... - You're not?

 Gates : Well, she should be, but your golfing buddy's budget cuts have

 Castle : And to think you boys mocked me when I had this made four years ago.

 Castle : your autographed copies of Deadly Heat would be worth way more.

 Beckett : Yes, Captain Gates said that you can serve as a consultant again.

 Castle : So, do we have to hide our relationship to keep it a secret?

 Beckett : Well, the Commissioner is aware of it and said that it's okay

 Beckett : as long as we behave professionally in the workplace.

 Beckett : And Captain Gates said that that can be our engagement gift.

 Castle : And tonight at The Old Haunt, drinks are on the house!

I... Whoa. Actually, no, we can't. Not here. It's inappropriate.

 Ross : When we first met her, she was soaking, her feet were wet...

 Chandler : You get this and we get the biggest suite in the place.

 BAILEY : - is more important than you reading it? - Sure. Fine. He's going to be fine.

 CHRISTINA : I'm scrubbing in on a surgery with Dr. Burke this morning.

 BAILEY : And let me remind you again of the rules of your probation.

 DEREK : Used in civilized cultures by their civilized inhabitants.

 DEREK : Yes, we are going to peacefully coexist in this hospital.

 Phoebe : When guests come over, they can stay on the Tootsie Roll-away bed.

Knowing Fletch, I assumed he was working his way through every bar in the Keyes,

 Elizabeth : When we got engaged, we decided we wanted a different kind of life.

And he dropped the macho journalism. No more taking crazy chances.

 Greta : I wasn't crazy about it, but that thrill-seeking behavior is what made him

 Greta : Man's twisted himself into knots for her. Completely cleaned up his act.

 Greta : This new suburban lifestyle. Lack of excitement was throwing him off.

 Greta : When they knocked him out, he needed something to perk him back up

 Wilson : She can't biopsy that node without a surgical team and an OR.

 House : Abnormal nodes can be felt before they can be seen on an x-ray.

 Wilson : The Health Department. They frown on topless oncology.

 House : Have to. You and Foreman are going to be here looking for a stain.

 Cate : I can do the physical. There's no reason you need to watch.

 Chandler : ...and I'm about to have the most organized sex anyone's ever had.

 Eric Foreman : I'm gonna do what doctors aren't supposed to do,

 Eric Foreman : I shouldn't have been so quick to dismiss your symptoms.

 Eric Foreman : But you need to let us start the plasmapheresis.

 Lou Alfonso : She's obviously confused. Doesn't matter anymore.

I'm afraid there are gonna be some limitations on his medical history.

 Samira Terzi : Just let me know what you need and I should be able to provide it.

 Greg House : FYI, my malpractice insurance doesn't cover alien autopsies.

 Samira Terzi : But assume there aren't too many places in the world John hasn't been.

 Sidney Curtis : And what makes you think it was an attempt on his life?

- Glaringly obvious. Go on. - As long as things keep going great...

 Penny : ...you'll keep asking me to marry you. Eventually, I'll end up saying yes.

 Penny : Then we're gonna be married forever and the whole thing just freaks me out.

 Leonard : I want you down on one knee, flowers. I wanna be swept off my feet.

 Leonard : And I'm cool with surprises, but nothing on a Jumbotron.

 Barney : The logistics alone are enough to cripple even a pro like me.

 Barney : Because I now realize it isn't my destiny to win the belt.

 Diane : Well, what does that matter? He sits in an office all day.

 Bert : I can't let my wife find out about this. You have to promise me.

 Bert : and now I'm almost 40 and doing it for the people I built homes for.

...there was no way he could've come up with this whole experiment thing.

Yeah, he tried to explain it to me. I didn't really understand it...

 Leonard coming out of apartment : I've been thinking. Instead of arguing about this, why...?

- Have fun presenting my "lucky hunch." - Sheldon, I didn't mean it like that.

 Monica : Yeah, but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all high and weird..

Now I'm just gonna have a baby if I want to. Oh, what are you doing to me?

 Joey : -What? Are you crazy? -That's it, right there! That's all I wanted!

I am sorry. The doctor insisted on closing the curtain for the exam.

Julie's cervix is dilated seven centimeters. That's about four fingers!

 Burke interrupts : This is not about making allowances and you know that.

 Mrs. Verma : - She's clearly not considering... - She is considering.

You two talk and talk. But you notice how you never ask me anything?

 CHIEF : Burke, you and Shepherd need to come together on this as soon as possible.

 BURKE : - I don't want his help. - That hand is worth 2 million dollars.

 CHIEF : I want it fixed and I want it fixed yesterday. Figure it out.

 MR. O'MALLEY : Listen, your brothers are good boys, but they're not that responsible.

the life insurance papers are in the second drawer in my nightstand.

 MR. O'MALLEY : And my magazines are in the garage, with the truck manuals.

 MR. O'MALLEY : Get them out of there, so your ma doesn't see them.

I wanted to stop by before the surgery and see how that collarbone was healing.

 Chandler : How were you locked in? Where the hell is all of our stuff?

 Castle : You said it was something that you didn't want to tell Mrs. Ruiz about.

 Zoey : You're amazing! I bought a bunch of your paintings online.

 Cameron : Welcome to a world without nurses. Here, you can start with these.

 Cameron : Cuddy was looking for you, said she'd send you down here.

 House : She's going to look everywhere except the place she wants me to be.

 Deb : We probably should say something. Maybe I can call one of doctors...

I can't believe I brought two cans of bug spray and forgot that.

I'll be back in 10 minutes. Get in the hot tub and I'll meet you there.

 Rachel : Oh, my God! What a great surprise! This is such a beautiful house!

 Lily : Remember the wedding we wanted, the intimate outdoor ceremony?

Hi. My name's... Stryker. Clara Stryker. I'm an auditor with emergency services.

 Alexis : Then I'm sure you performed a complete inventory afterward.

 Penny : and when we signed the Roommate Agreement, we made a deal.

 Raj : No, it's just, ever since I started dating Claire and Emily

But why couldn't you tell me? You had all day to, and you didn't.

- All right, what are we gonna say? - We'll say that we were mugged.

 Monica : I can't believe this. They're an hour late, and they're just standing there talking.

 Chandler : - Ross' shirt is torn. - They're late and they're sloppy.

You can see the TV, and it's still walking distance to the kitchen.

I thought we could get one of those signs and hang it over our bed.

 Sheldon : I just think you need to be careful how you phrase things, sir.

- What's going on with you? - Well, I might ask you the same question.

Why do you drag me into matters which have nothing to do with me...

 Sheldon : ...but exist between you and Penny, a person to whom I barely speak?

 Sheldon : Fairly certain it will catch on as it fills a desperate need.

 Sheldon : Well, tomorrow's Saturday. Saturday night is laundry night.

 Sheldon : So I'll be spending the preevning pre-sorting and pre-soaking.

 Sheldon : I would snort in derision and throw my arms in the air...

 Rachel : Just let her go on after Stephanie whatever her name is.

 Simmons : And here begins what is known as the initial confrontation.

 Simmons : the interrogator may invade the suspect's personal space

 Beckett : Take Back The Neighborhood campaign in Washington Heights.

 Simmons : Presenting the crime through the eyes of the suspect.

 Beckett : Johanna Beckett was murdered along with two of her colleagues.

 Beckett : They were professional hits carried out on your orders.

 Beckett : And you had your pet homicide detective John Raglan bury them.

 Cameron : Broken heart syndrome. He's in love and it's killing him.

 Cameron : Thanks to his menopause and estrogen level, he basically is an old woman.

 Cameron : BHS is an acute physical response to an emotional experience.

 Chase : That's a plain old stress cardiomyopathy, not a heart attack.

 Cameron : But if you're too worried about losing your job to get it treated,

 Cameron : You think it's a coincidence this started when Amy got engaged?

 Foreman : I already put him on beta-blockers and nitroglycerin. No effect.

 Chase : We could try propylthiouracil, slow down his metabolic rate.

 House : This is not a fat guy with plaque-filled arteries and a swollen heart.

 Cameron : He has a myocardial infarction every time she walks in the room.

 House : his friend had a Rolex, but their phones were prepaid burners,

 Foreman : It doesn't matter if this guy's a drug dealer or not.

 House : Acoustic neuroma fits, so does lidocaine toxicity or benzocaine,

 Thirteen : So now he's not just a drug dealer, he's a cocaine dealer.

 Taub : a briefcase full of illegal drugs because you ask nicely?

 Nora : the one on the corner used to shred all my boyfriend's shirts.

 Sheldon : but, well, everyone in your position's so forgettable.

 Raj : It's nice of you to let him keep staying at your mom's house.

 Vogler : Yeah, and he just walked out of here with nothin'. Something's up.

Thirty-five-year-old male. Vital signs are stable now. Gave him two liters en route.

 Cameron : No. Completely different symptoms than the first time.

Hep "C" is a chronic condition. You don't think this is an acute situation?

 Chase : Coma, vomiting, abdominal pain. Hep "C" explains everything.

 House : - Except for the suddenness of the onset. - What's wrong with the timing?

 House : You get home one night, your wife hits you with a baseball bat.

Likely causes : The fact that you haven't thanked her for dinner in eight years...

 House : or the receipt for fur handcuffs that she found in your pants?

 Chase : He also has high estrogen levels in his blood. That's indicative of a chronic condition, not acute.

Wanna give us your money now? We can skip the formality of really playing.

 Phoebe : You guys, look! The one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go.

 Monica : The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her till she did.

...happier playing his Star Trek game with friends than hanging out with me.

 Penny : Star Wars. They get all cranky when you mix the two up.

 Penny : ...but that will work better after Sheldon hits puberty.

 Amy : Our record for sitting in a room together and not speaking...

...there are two restaurants I'm not allowed into. Both Chili's.

Well, it turns out Gomez is here in New York for a meeting at the UN.

 Gates : On a red-eye in from Madrid. He arrived early this morning.

 Beckett : Well, I talked to CNI to ask them about Lance's time there,

 Beckett : about missions that he was involved in, enemies that he might have had,

 Beckett : Great. I've reached out to my guys in Washington as well.

 Esposito : We talked to the driver who took Lance to the airport.

He paid the driver 100 bucks to lie and say he dropped Lance off at JFK.

 Slaughter : Whoa. why aren't they getting charged with actual murder?

 Esposito : They were at a restaurant in SoHo at the time ofVictor's homicide.

 Castle : Louis, is there anything you can remember about Victor's death?

 Beckett : because he was trapped inside of Dr. Lillstrom's prison experiment.

 Feller : He told me to pick him up at the park and he would explain everything.

 Beckett : Did Peter tell you that Dr. Lillstrom extracted the secret ofyour affair?

 Castle : There's a part of the mystery that hasn't been solved yet.

As for people realizing you don't know what you're doing, you're an actor.

 Chandler : Act like a processor, people will think you're a processor.

 Joey : I process. People want the processing, I'm the one they call.

 Castle : It's been a few weeks. Do I need to sit him down and ask him his intentions?

 Martha : I am having way too much fun to worry about his intentions.

 Castle : Wait, that's still his make-out spot? Mother, that's a red flag.

 Martha : I haven't felt this way since... I can't remember when.

 Castle : Ah, amnesia. It's going around. Speaking of which, I'm off.

 Castle : I'd tell you not to wait up, but clearly there would be no point.

 Esposito : This is crazy. We actually find a witness to our murder,

 Esposito : we don't know who he is and he doesn't remember what he saw.

 Ryan : Ballistics confirms that the bullets came from the same gun as the others.

 Beckett : Not only was he there, but someone tried to kill him, as well.

 Beckett : Have CSU check the coat for gunpowder residue, blood, fibers.

 Chandler : I wanted to give it up. I just didn't know what it was!

 Sheldon : Yes, and she's not taking my feelings into account at all.

 Sheldon : something that makes her as miserable as she's making me.

 Sheldon : With gift-giving, there's an implied social contract.

 Sheldon : tonight with a present, and she doesn't have one for me,

 Bernadette : So your evil plot here is to buy your girlfriend a present?

 Sheldon : So stay on my good side, or I'll get you a little something, too.

"Guys, when I look at the two of you starting your lives together...

...l know you two planned on getting married in a big, fancy wedding.

 Penny : When you're in love, it doesn't matter where or how these things happen.

 Tiffany : And then he said if I showed up again, he'd have me arrested.

 Tiffany : Damn right it made me angry. I wanted to hurt him so bad.

 Beckett : Then how did your bra end up wrapped around Beau Randolph's neck?

 Tiffany : I mean, knowing men, he's probably told the entire East Coast already.

Look, I knew Beau better than anyone, and something wasn't right.

 House : This is where you dazzle me with your contingency plan.

 Chase : One requires hemodialysis, the other a liver transplant

 House : There are some slower, less conclusive tests, but why take that risk?

 Taub : but if we don't figure out what he has, we can't treat him at all.

 Raj : is three times more likely to get a woman's phone number.

 Addison : I know he's talented, but his attitude, in my opinion,

 Penny : bet your girlfriend is super bummed you had to work tonight.

 Sheldon : Yeah, good luck, you crazy Kiwis, we're rooting for you.

 Beckett : The bed must have been wired after the apartment was already released

 Ryan : Hey, so the toxin that should have killed Alan, TTX, is a controlled substance

 Ted's mother : Ted, we weren't quite sure how to tell you this...

 Ted's mother : We meant to, it just never seemed like the right time.

 Meredith : My girl? Ruptured spleen? Won't have surgery because of her horoscope.

 Cristina : Well, we should introduce them. They make a nice crazy couple.

 Cristina : Uh, you know what? I'm sitting with Meredith. Have some self-respect.

 George : Dr. Burke's orders trump any personal issues I might have.

 Meredith : - And you're using it against him? - Well, they're forcing me to.

 Cristina : Because of the clarinet playing and the running and all the breakfast food.

 Izzie : You guys, this whole death cluster thing is just ridiculous, right?

 Meredith : - Are you worried about Denny? - Yeah. Of course I am.

 Izzie : But if you're asking me if I'm "worried" about Denny, no.

 Izzie : Hey, did Burke say anything to you... about Denny's surgery? Did he?

 Castle : And the brassiere became the mafia's garrotte du jour?

 Seth Parrino : What the hell are you doing? You can't be in here.

 Seth : Yeah, yeah, and I own the trademark, so don't get any ideas.

 Seth : Okay, yeah, yeah. We had a falling out. I didn't kill anybody.

 Tiffany : A couple months ago, I approached him about partnering up.

 Addison : Look, I don't want someone who doesn't want me, Meredith.

 Addison : But if there's the slightest chance that he does, I'm not leaving Seattle.

 Samuel : - I'm not gonna press charges. - It doesn't matter, she confessed.

 Cristina : Stop it. I'm fine, OK? My brain is fine. My body is fine. I'm fine.

 Cristina annoyed : I'm sorry I'm not that person. I'm sorry I don't need you here taking care of me.

 Izzie : You were right. Kalpana definitely suffers from Munchausen's.

 Sheldon : And for some reason, that VapoRub gets you all fired up.

- How's the poor thing? - I'm hanging in there. Thanks for asking.

Hey, Amy, I brought you some drugs we've been working on in the lab.

 Sheldon : - Where's your bath thermometer? - I don't have a bath thermometer.

 Sheldon : ...a nerve-wracking bath of indeterminate temperature.

 Bernadette : Although, some test subjects reported lactating uncontrollably when they heard music.

 Amy : Okay, okay, here's the deal. I don't need your medicine. I'm not sick.

 Amber : The plan didn't matter. Your plan to replace that plan didn't matter.

 House : saying you were the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

 House : And lo, there was a miraculous wonder. I walked across the room...

 House : After two blahs, I'd heard enough and I moved to the door.

 Ryan : This isn't the arsonist's next target. It's his workshop.

 Beckett : Someone used a can of spray paint, mounted it on a pole

 Beckett : And hiring someone else is too risky for a public figure.

 Beckett : He'd get a close associate or a trusted friend to do it.

 Esposito : Something's going on, but she wouldn't tell me what.

 Esposito : Yeah, we interviewed this guy. He was one of the guests at The Cedric.

 Phoebe : You can touch yourself in front of us, but you can't talk to Rachel.

 Phoebe : Oh, please. Just before, when you were asleep in the lounge.

 Phoebe : That Armenian family was watching you instead of the TV.

 Joey : No, no. That was Jack. Rachel thinks l asked her to marry me.

 Chandler : -What? Why does she think that? -Because it kind of looked like l did.

...and when l knelt down to pick it up, Rachel thought l was proposing.

 Foreman : causing inflammation in the joints, her eyes, and her heart.

 Foreman : It can be crippling, but it can also go into complete remission.

 Foreman : Gives her the best chance to have a positive outcome.

 Richard Castle : be able to withstand this cowardly barrage from below?

 Castle : And the Sherman smashes through the Nazi lines to reach the...

They were barely started before feds came in and seized the vehicle.

 Ross : Then get some sense. It took you 10 years to get that job.

 Foreman : We had a patient who was going to die without an AVM embolization.

He told me he had a few glasses of wine and that he shouldn't do it,

You've been working for House for two weeks, it's already too long.

 Adams : No sign of any electrical abnormalities in the right atrium.

 Park : Have you sent the committee a character reference for me?

 Sheldon : It's like all the men I've looked up to have gone away.

 Cuddy : just trying to find someone who's almost never the right person anyway.

 Ross : You know what, he's a big boy. l'm sure he'll find us, okay?

Listen, I forgot your address. Can you give me a call? Thanks. Bye.

lt's a real shame you can't make it to that one-woman show tonight.

 Esposito : She's got a boyfriend, Evan Murphy, who's on his way.

 Beckett : Okay, let's go upstairs and see what else we can find.

 Esposito : From the spatter pattern, she was backing away from the door.

 Esposito : After the first bullet hits her, she tries to get away,

 Beckett : And was there anyone in her life with violent tendencies?

Well, maybe he knows the actual identity of our would-be killer.

 Beckett : And stopping the hit could benefit his waste disposal company

 Beckett : Are any of Horatio's associates recent buyers of TTX?

 Beckett : 'Cause that could help us narrow down who's trying to kill Alan.

 Esposito : It says here that it's a front for the white Lotus Chinese Triad.

 Ryan : Okay, so how does an international gang get cleared to possess TTX?

 Beckett : and there are small doses of TTX in eastern medicine.

 Esposito : According to intel, the Triad sees Horatio as a threat to their territory.

 Ryan : So no way is Horatio guaranteeing Alan's safety with the Triads.

What ifthe two empires are hammering out some kind of an alliance?

 Ryan : But what could bring two warring gangs together to join forces?

 Beckett : We'll get a search warrant for Lucky Dragon Herbologists and find out.

 Caleb : I hate to bother you, but I could really use your help with a client.

He's marrying you because he thinks the things you were saying were true.

He did this stuff, I said I did it too. He got so excited, it was fun.

 Alexis : I don't want to blow it, but I feel like I have nothing to say.

 Castle : You mean nothing compared to the great sacred texts of mankind,

 Castle : After the ceremony, my mother goes off to the Hamptons,

 Foreman : Waardenburg Syndrome causes arrhythmias and can change hair color.

 Foreman : If he's got Romano's, he's got at least five gene mutations.

It's not a big leap to think he has others that would give him the hair.

 House : It also gives him the likelihood of sudden and unexpected death.

 Kutner : Beta blockers don't work. His heart can't handle an ICD.

 House : They're all playing in time, except one dude who can't keep the beat,

 Kutner : But I assume you mean the patient needs a cardiac sympathectomy?

You start cutting nerves, you risk his swallowing, vocal cords, sweating...

 House : So he saves a fortune on karaoke machines and deodorant.

Ted : Kids, there's more than one story of how I met your mother.

 Beckett : How did Edmund know about it? Nobody from the office recognized him.

 Esposito : He hasn't. But he sure was determined to work it this year.

 Esposito : The agency had booked another Santa to work that party,

 Esposito : but someone from Case Commerce called about a week ago to cancel.

 Castle : And when he arrived, they assumed he was the Santa they'd hired.

 Beckett : All right. Have Robbery send that photo to pawn shops and auction houses.

A man leaves his life and a high paid job to become the neighborhood saint,

 Beckett : that he didn't even need to be in in the first place.

 Phoebe : But what looks like a detailed drawing of a bank floor plan.

 Raj : Excuse me. I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere. Don't move.

 Raj : Just stay the beautiful unspoiled American flower that you are.

 Leonard : Okay, I hate to break this to you and whatever your jammy is...

 Leonard : In your entire life, how many gorgeous women have walked up to you at a bar...

Maybe. But I'm guessing it'll cost you about $500 an hour to try.

 Raj : It was lovely meeting you. Best of luck in your future endeavors.

 Cameron : Patient's blood won't clot. We're back to square one.

 House : And you're back in my office. So much for playing hard to get.

 Foreman : UV rays made the patient's capillaries more fragile, hastening the onset of DIC.

 Chase : I don't care what he does. I don't care what you watch.

 Chase : I just think it's annoying that he pretends it's some beautiful life

 Cameron : No fever, plus it wouldn't explain the spasmodic muscle contractions.

 Cameron : But widespread petechial rash, nervous system involvement...

 House : Chase is relaxed, at ease, in lock-step with you again.

 House : Does that mean he can break the other nine commandments, too?

By every conscience- hugging, Mother-Teresa- loving bone in your body,

 Ryan : Maybe you forgot that Marcus was your partner and you let him in.

 Ned : Yes, yes. Yes, I didn't forget, because, no, I didn't kill him.

 Beckett : So, you're trying to tell me it's just a coincidence?

 Beckett : you're telling me that I wouldn't find any of these vials?

 Coach Rome : You don't understand. Brian Morris was a lock to win it all.

 Coach Rome : He had the body, he had the talent, the money to make himself the best.

 Coach Rome : and from out of nowhere, Zack became the guy to beat.

 Coach Rome : He said he'd donate millions to the program if that answer was yes.

 Castle : Every coach knows he has to hitch his wagon to a star.

 Castle : In fact, you'd done it before with somebody very special.

 Beckett : Before going to UNY, you were coaching in Wilmington.

 "rocket" Rob Tredwyck : Detective Beckett, Mr. Castle, how goes the investigation?

 Castle : Drop the act, Rob. We know how you got to be the Rocket.

 Castle : Coach Rome told us about how he gave you rocket fuel back in Wilmington

The caterer sent me this list of 12 appetizers. I have to narrow it to six.

Did Monica mention we're trying to get The Swing Kings to play the wedding?

 Chandler : - You want me to call? - I'll do it. You stick to your job.

 Estelle : Take any job you can get, and don't make on the floor.

 Ted : that keeps the brown, pointy, weird church from getting built.

 Beckett : The guy in the front is Captain Donovan. He's Internal Affairs.

 Lanie : I found a bullet in Vulcan's body, lodged in his spine.

 Beckett : How is that a problem? If Ballistics gets a match, then...

 Lanie : The bullet came from a pistol that was registered to you.

 Gates : I see what the ballistics report says, Marcus, but it's wrong.

It would be an incredible honor to work for a man of your brilliance.

 Leonard : Ah, congratulations, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 Chandler : This is probably the wrong thing to be worrying about...

 Leonard : Mrs. Fiona Fondell from Huntsville, Alabama has ordered two.

"Thank you, Penny Blossoms. These'll be perfect to cover my bald spots."

 Sheldon : Camouflaging bald spots. That's primarily a male concern.

- Brilliant. Men love Bluetooth. PENNY : Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Get out! Who needs 1000 sparkly flower barrettes with rhinestones?

"The fifth annual East Rutherford, New Jersey, Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual...

 Monica : There was this guy at the bank that I thought was cute.

 House : why your daughter's lung suddenly popped like a balloon.

 House : Great. I just admitted a cartilage-hair hypoplasia dwarf.

 House : I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own. The usual.

 Foreman : It's appropriate. He betrayed you. And you should take the deal.

 House : Unexplained lung collapse and anemia. Cuddy thinks it's idiopathic.

 Chase : You can't expect us to be intimately familiar with all of them?

Cartilage-hair hypoplasia. They have compromised immune systems.

 Cameron : A PPD involves planting a fragment of TB under the skin

 Monica : -We just got her to go to sleep. -So there can't be any yelling?

 Esposito : It was probably torn off the killer's shirt during the struggle.

 Esposito : Who would beat a guy to death wearing a 150-year-old shirt?

 Mike : David handled the Asian markets, so he usually got in by 4 : 00.

 Beckett : I mean, did he have any conflicts with anyone at work?

 Mike : David thought it was Charlie Coleman, one of my other traders.

 Mike : The two of them were vying for a promotion and I went with David.

 Mike : Because Charlie never came into the office this morning.

 Leonard : Hey, I'm just thrilled we're all getting along for a minute.

 Sheldon : Plenty of time for you to meet another geriatric boy toy.

 Sheldon outside : Knock, knock, knock, Penny? Knock, knock, knock, Penny?

 Judy : Maybe you have a good friend who could loan you some sperm?

 Mrs Cooper : And he said that you were pining for a young lady.

 Sheldon : They don't argue or question my intellectual authority,

 Castle : Yeah, I'd love to. Tonight, sure. All right, I'll see you then.

Bobby Mann pulled in at 1 : 37 a.m. And he never came back for his car.

 Beckett : He saw Bobby somewhere right in the middle of our kill zone.

 Mickey : No purple, no suede, no faux finish! And get rid of this stupid thing.

 Mickey : the network wants me to take over Bobby's time-slot next week,

 Mickey : I know it seems callous, but it's what Bobby would've wanted.

 Beckett : Why did you lie to us about seeing Mann the other night?

 Sheldon : It's not like I was invited to Richard Feynman's house

 Wilson : You're the only one he's never really been able to suck into his crazy House vortex.

 Wilson : I figured you'd only stay if House asked. And I knew he would, eventually.

 Wilson : Don't throw it all away just because of a bad breakup.

 Wilson : I told Thirteen I was the one who canceled the plane ticket.

 Wilson : You want her to stay because you want her back, or because Foreman does?

I'm sorry, you are the same old lady, right? Yeah. Dirty lurker!

 Joey : We have to do something with it. Like hand modeling. Or magic.

 REBECCA her son has just been born and handed to her : He's so beautiful.

 GEORGE : You invert the stump into the cecum and you pull up on the purse strings.

 DEREK : - She's still in surgery. - Yeah. I figured I'd wait here.

Carl is a guy I hired to be my twin for a medical research project.

It sounds crazy, but it might work. The only problem is Carl's acting...

He's the reason I didn't get that big commercial a couple of years ago.

 House : people you don't feel the need to protect yourself from.

 House : Whatever he has is connected to his gut, not what's below it.

 House : Either start treatment or start building a stronger MRI.

 Cameron : His head's the only part that we have to get in the machine.

 Foreman : hospital's out a million dollars and we're out of our jobs.

 Cameron : He still deserves the same standard of care as anyone else.

 Foreman : - I think your argument is specious. - I think your tie is ugly.

 House : Why is one simpler than two? It's lower, lonelier. Is it simpler?

 House : Each one of these conditions is about a thousand-to-one shot.

 House : That means that any two of them happening at the same time is a million-to-one shot.

Treatment's quicker. Start the kid on Unasyn for the sinus infection,

Intravenous Levothyroxin is an artificial thyroid medication that should take care of it.

 Cameron : Also, the nurses are going to start you on Unasyn. It's a more targeted antibiotic.

 Mindy : The other stuff is for something else entirely. - Bad luck, huh?

 Cameron : Don't worry. He should be back to ditching work in no time.

 Sheldon : but I would like to remind you that we made a baby together.

and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things... And...

 Ross : We're going to a conference in Barbados. Right? Can you say, ''Barbados''?

Okay. l've gotta say, it means so much to me that you guys are coming...

...but l was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference. That's right!

These babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.

 Chandler : We're excited to hear the speech, but the rest of the time...

He's been in Minsk for eight years. lf he gets too much direct sunlight...

 Ross : -So we'll see you guys tomorrow. -All right, let's do it.

 Ticket Counter Attendant : A ticket to Yemen is $2100, and we don't take library cards.

 Castle : so who better to call than intrepid investigator Paul Reeves?

 Castle : And Paul Reeves was murdered because of what Jared Stone told him.

 Ryan : You have to admit, Castle's theory is surprisingly logical.

 Beckett : Nevertheless, let's bring Jared Stone in for questioning,

 Beckett : for the past two weeks. If Jared Stone talked to anyone,

 Esposito : I ran his e-mails. He rented a place on the Lower West off craigslist.

 Liz Fenn : - What money? - The 5,000 Euros we found in the car.

 Jason Fenn : And his last mission should've ended hours earlier.

 Hugo Morrison : His last mission that day was the bus locker drop.

I checked it at 10 : 00, it was empty. So we know he picked up the pen.

 Castle : And how did he end up in the park with 5,000 Euros in his car?

 Jason Fenn : He was paired with Designate 145, French intelligence.

 Liz Fenn : Andrea Fisher. If she was with him, maybe she knows where he went next.

 Andrea Fisher : - the way that I acted in the cafe. - All part of the game.

 Andrea Fisher : It's a vacation from yourself. That's what they say.

 Andrea Fisher : I mean, don't get me wrong. You know, I love my husband

 Andrea Fisher : and my kids, but every time I go away, I'm still a mom and a wife.

 Andrea Fisher : My husband said, "If you can pay for it, you can go."

 Andrea Fisher : So, it took a lot of coupon clipping, but I got to be a spy.

You know what? I can do this all day. I'll outbid myself. $3,600.

 Castle : Well, as a champion poker player, I am a student of body language.

 Beckett : Castle, I don't know if the department's gonna be able

 Castle : Well, the answer's right in front of us. His stuff will tell us who he is.

 Taub : then had the records from her files pulled so it wouldn't ruin her DVD sales.

 House : I could. But that would defeat the purpose of doing it here.

 Taub : apparently the first appointment of the drug trial is an all-day thing.

 House : Not on the outside, but on the inside she's still tons of fun.

 House : Ten points for doing what I said, minus ten points for doing it badly.

 House : If this was diabetes-induced nerve damage, it would've kicked in years ago.

 House : My balls. Have you seen my balls? The giant one and the red one.

 Izzie : Tiny diamonds are great because you know no one will ever try to steal it.

They are spoiled, judgmental little children. Don't let them get to you.

We've been out of our Vegas room for six hours and I don't like it.

 Richard : Now, this patient. I removed a large tumor from her colon eight months ago.

 Meredith surprised : - You're still in love with her? - You're still in love with him.

 Meredith : He's not the kind of guy you leave if you can help it.

 Mark sighs : life comes down on the side of the dirty mistresses?

 George : And I know I'm not a lot of things that you've gone for in the past.

...and tell him how hollow and unsatisfying this dating-tons-of-women thing is?

 Rachel : I get crushes like this all the time. I had a crush on you at first.

- I don't know, Rach. - I'll give you 10 free Ralph Lauren shirts.

 Meredith : What good is five years if he doesn't joke about your omelets

 Meredith : - He won't even recognize you. - This is our business.

 Esposito : He said that Haddad had recently become super religious

 Esposito : Haddad said that he wasn't gonna be needing it anymore.

The only one who stands to get hurt is me, and I'm okay with that.

 Monica : ...but I am not okay with being the one who hurts you.

 Monica : -Have you called her? -She'd know I like her. That's crazy.

 Monica : I can't believe my parents are pushing me to find one of you people.

I swear, your play is very important to us. Thank you for your patience.

 Joey : I walked her home, and it was amazing how much we connected.

...and they talk for hours and learn all about the other person.

Which means our victims were most likely involved in something illegal.

 Castle : I know. Even the stuff I'm making up in my head doesn't make sense.

 Esposito : Whoever ran those charges, did it from this address.

 Castle : This looks more like a "get shot and robbed" kind of place.

 Gage : Look, as an asset you have to develop certain survival skills, all right?

 Gage : or the almost imperceptible pauses in conversations with your handler.

 Gage : Now, I need you to tell me what the name of the target is.

and they're not gonna stop until I'm dead because I'm the diversion.

 Phoebe : If I was in this for the money, I'd be a millionaire by now.

 Lecturer : ...oversizing of accessories, in general, is very popular now.

...I was wondering if you'd like to go to a movie with me sometime...

Maybe you'd just like to get something to eat with me sometime...

I got a positive balance on my credit card I want to use before Citibank goes under.

 Mark : But since you were with Ross, I didn't do anything about it.

But now that you're not, I'd really like to ask you out sometime.

 Beckett : And what about all the other cops? Their clothes are a dead giveaway.

 Castle : Not if you, as ranking officer, order them to come to work

 Castle : We re-dress the squad room just long enough to walk Harold through,

 Castle : let him dig on that '70s vibe, and then he gives us a statement.

 Castle : A little bit. Yes. Well, we did say we'd give her a project.

 Castle : And then we get to solve the greatest mystery of the disco era.

 Castle : Besides the popularity of disco itself. It's a win-win!

 Castle : You are so doing the right thing. And trust me, you will thank me.

Joey, l would feel more comfortable if this conversation were in private.

 Monica : Why in the world would you take this tape? And why would you watch it?

l'm sure a man like Richard could see a tape like that and not be bothered.

 Chandler : ...for him to share at his men's club over brandy and mustaches.

 Chandler : This is about you and Richard. He's clearly not over you.

 Chandler : He keeps a tape so he can look at it whenever he wants.

This is not our problem. We have each other. That's all that matters.

 House : but it's more fun to prove it by having you check the stool for blood.

and being in the hospitals not really helping my marketability, so...

 Taub : And visits to the ER, not counting the ones you've caused.

 Taub : I am, that's the point. Fighting cheapens a great sport.

 Bobby : Oh, come on. That's like saying passing cheapens football.

 Raj : No, you weren't, because it was a weak ago and nobody came!

 Raj : So if you want to solve the mystery of who stabbed Koothrappali

 Raj : in the back with the weapon of indifference, it was all of you.

 Raj : Don't worry, I can take a hint. No more murder mystery parties.

 Cuddy : We're both just doing what we have to do. You don't see a problem with that?

 House : You're not the one being asked to perpetrate a fraud on the American people.

 Cuddy : Why do you have to make everything so dramatic? I'm a very high-strung little lap dog.

You hung out in the OB/GYN lounge all morning and heard about two sick babies.

 House : They had the same delivery rooms, maternity rooms are neighboring, so transmission's possible.

 House : - They have the same symptoms. - The Hartig girl has a bowel obstruction.

 Wilson : No matter how close their beds are, I'm pretty sure kids can't share a blockage.

 Wilson : Normally I'd say it indicates a patient's bowel is obstructed,

 Wilson : but I'm pretty sure you have some deeper truth to impart.

 House : It means that some random doctor of indeterminate skill thinks that the patient's bowel is obstructed.

 Wilson : Okay, you're upset because they threw you out of their lounge. - Look at the X-ray.

It's a normal gas pattern. If you want, I can get you a key to the oncology lounge.

 Wilson : Even if it is air, it could have been there before the obstruction.

 Cuddy : And you're the only one who put this together because...

 House : I want them isolated. I want the maternity ward shut down.

 Cuddy : Because you're better at reading an X-ray than a radiologist.

 House : Radiologists always overread babies' X-rays, especially if they're asked to rule out a pathology.

 House : - He read into it what he wanted. - Which is exactly what you're doing.

 Cuddy : You're finding a cluster because you think it's interesting to find a cluster.

 Mr Druthers : Well, it's just... It's not exactly new is it... columns?

 Mr Druthers : I mean, what's your next groundbreaking idea... ceilings?

 Ted voix off : And to be honest, I wasn't sure I liked it either.

 House : It sometimes manifests early on with atrophic papules on the penis.

 House : In your son's case, we don't know why, but they came much later.

 House : Oh, I am fascinated already. It's like I'm treating myself.

 Cameron : If I thought you learned lessons, I never would have quit.

 Cameron : Don't attempt suicide with medicine cabinets full of narcotics.

 Cameron : A diagnosis that provides neither an explanation nor a cure

 Cameron : Putting pressure on his pain helps, doesn't make it worse.

 Cameron : He's got abdominal pain, severe headaches, muscle cramps that come and go.

 Taub : He's, obviously, mentally ill. The pain's probably psychological.

 Taub : It is if your solution is sucking on a tailpipe. Sane people don't attempt suicide.

 Kutner : So, if you were being burnt at the stake and someone handed you a gun...

 Taub : Lungs are pristine. No infiltrates or alveolar hemorrhage.

 Kutner : Maggie, I'm gonna remove the scope. I need you to cough for me, okay?

 Kutner : She'll bleed out of every orifice if we don't find the cause.

 Robin : Some lady almost got me killed. Maury Povich stole my cab.

 Robin : I swear, this city is starting to reject me like a bad organ transplant.

 Robin : - Seriously, stop the car. - Seriously stopping the car.

 Foreman : His EKG, cardiac enzymes and catheterization are all normal.

She probably also believes that he thinks Salma Hayek's breasts are too big.

 Foreman : the diagnosis of anxiety disorder can actually increase anxiety.

 Foreman : Which is also why I told him he had a minor respiratory infection

 House : What, the wiliness with which Foreman ruled out anxiety,

 Taub : The fact that you managed to smear jelly on nearly every page.

 House : Pain would be restricted to one dermatome, not cross them.

 Adams : after he tried to poison his cellmate with chlorine gas.

 Taub : He didn't realize sharing a cell also meant sharing the air?

 George Clinton : I bet that's something he made you promise not to tell nobody.

 Barney : You can see credit card activity from, like, two hours ago.

 Charlton Heston : Put some pants on, kid, so I can kick your butt.

I'm a cop who won't work with you because you're a loose cannon.

 Castle : Maybe a wild night on the town brings Odette to the strip club,

And nobody in Odette's inner circle could have known about the ruse.

 Castle : And living as Odette Morton, which meant she was very rich.

 Castle : But Barbra wasn't the kind of girl to claw her way into the good life

 Jason : Two weeks ago, she showed up on my doorstep and told me the whole story.

 Beckett : while she created a distraction in the kitchen. Problem solved.

 Beckett : She used you. But there wasn't anything you could do about it.

 Lynchberg : You can't prove that. His death wasn't even ruled a homicide.

 Beckett : Uniforms found this .9 millimeter in the dumpster behind your offices.

 Beckett : This is the same gun that was used to kill Barbra Landau.

 Lynchberg : and I could tell she had no idea what I was talking about.

 Lynchberg : So this Barbra told me that if I kept her secret, she would keep mine.

 Lynchberg : She thought that she could just take the place of Odette.

 Lynchberg : Just let some dirty stripper live in her house and wear her clothes,

 Barney : Now, if you'll excuse me, the holidays are a time when people

 Robin : If I wanted that, I would have gone home for the holidays.

Wouldn't it be easier if you had to tell me something that you could tell me?

Does it have to do with Chandler and that sock he keeps by his bed?

 Leonard : ...are you embarrassed to have me around your friends?

 Leonard : Well, you know, I just noticed I haven't really met any of them.

Leonard, look, if you wanna meet my friends, that would be great.

 Leonard : -...I should be friends with your friends. -Okay, great.

 Lockwood : The begging comes later. See, this is ice cold water.

 Lockwood : But all this stops when you tell me how much the cops know!

 Castle : Lockwood would have been one of the last numbers she called.

 Derek : Yeah, not in here, it won't. Uh, Steph, call Dr. Pennington.

 Derek : Hopkins, take over until she gets here. Get out of here.

 David : The longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be.

 Phoebe : I mean, you're a sweeper trapped inside a physicist's body.

 Foreman : It's definitely not mercury poisoning. They're clean.

 Foreman : It's not. There weren't any blood or protein markers in her urine either.

 Taub : - We also caught her talking to herself. - She could be delusional.

 Chase : Comparing Taub to her ex-husband. She really hated the guy.

Excess adrenaline would explain the seizures and skyrocketing BP.

 Sheldon phone gives text alert : Excuse me, could you help us out?

 Kiki : We were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here, and it's true!

 Joanne : Look at you in the apron. You look like you're in a play.

IKiki, you look phenomenal. I mean, you've lost, like, a ton of weight.

 Hank : Once you start letting your work life rule your home life,

 Hank : especially if you're in the same line of work, your relationship's gonna be short.

 Hank : Let me save you some time. There's not a blotch on my medical record.

But I'm a nice Jewish boy from the 'burbs. I wasn't driven to this.

 House : Need to know if you've still got your diagnostic chops.

 House : Yeah, I agree, does sound pretty dull. No wonder you want to work for me.

 Joey : How cool would it be if you could watch a life-size version of this?

 Beckett : Walk me through what happened with you and Sophie last night.

 Mike Weitz : She came on to me is what happened. Acted all flirty, brought me a drink.

 Mike Weitz : I mean, who roofies a guy? All a girl has to do is ask.

I mean, I saw her last year at Greg and Kyra's engagement party.

 Mike Weitz : But, no, I, I don't think we so much as even talked.

 Mike Weitz : Guess I should've known it was too good to be true, huh?

 Castle : She went out of her way to get those drugs, she definitely had a plan.

 Beckett : To roofie Mike and lock him in a closet? What kind of a bizarre plan is that?

 Beckett : - What are you guys doing? - I haven't eaten all day.

 Sheldon-bot : Would you rather come over and sing it to me in person?

 Chandler : ...would you like to go out with me? Thank you. Good night.

From One Life to Live, Mary Lauren Bishop. All My Children, Sarah Renee.

 Cristina : Can you get him back on the list? If it's a bad heart...

 Burke : - It's not a bad heart. - Can you get him back on the list?

 Cristina frustrated : Medically speaking, is there anything we haven't done?

 Burke : Because if I didn't, that powerlessness would eat me alive.

 Derek looking at Izzie : Is there such a thing as Hanukkah carols?

 Derek looking at Izzie : The brain is a mysterious thing, Dr. Stevens.

 Derek looking at Izzie : You never know what may penetrate the psyche.

 Sheldon : You solved every puzzle faster than all of the chimps.

 Castle : To get Sam to hand over that building in Queens for her parents.

 Daniel : Nadine and I started dating a few months ago. CHUCKLES 

 Daniel : She refused all of his advances, but he wouldn't stop.

 Daniel : Because this was his casino. Nobody would've taken her seriously.

 Daniel : and threatened to evict them if she didn't sleep with him.

 Ross : You can post messages for people, let everyone know what you're up to.

Oh, great. A faster way to tell people that l'm unemployed and childless.

Well, her lnternet company went under, and she lost an ear in a boating accident.

Wait a second. You split with Carol because you had different interests?

l think you split with Carol because you had one very similar interest.

What, did you think you learned how to do it in the last two minutes?

l don<i>'t care what society says, it</i>'s the best sex l've ever had.

l think you made it clear you can't be trusted with the ball inside the house.

We're having dinner tomorrow night, so I figured she'll tell me then.

Whoever I point to has to come up with something fun, and we have to do it.

I couldn't find cards, so it was this or Strip Bag-of-old-knitting-stuff.

 Ryan : Okay. Did you see this woman between 10 : 00 and 11 : 00 p.m. Last night?

 Girl : And then two seconds later, she brought someone inside here.

 First Mate : Lieutenant Chloe, in the original Nebula 9 series?

 Beckett : All I know is that she was one of the last people to see Anabelle alive,

 Leonard : I thought maybe after we eat, we could see an early movie.

l didn't want to rush into anything. lt seemed like she didn't want to either.

 Ross : What, did she find the ring in my jacket, assume l was gonna propose...

 Joey checks The Refrigerator : ...strained plums. We haven't tried that yet!

When they moved in together, l figured that's where things were headed.

They should be a family. They should marry and have more children.

 Leonard : and maybe there's a way we could use maglev technology.

 Howard : Or if we could figure out a way to supercool the materials,

 Castle : I think Mia is going to sue us for everything we've got.

 Beckett : I spoke with his co-workers. He's got a rock-solid alibi.

If he was the one that killed Justin, he'd already have the Van Gogh,

 Beckett : Your best bet is to tell us everything you know. Now.

 Lorenzo : Learned that we had three weeks before the painting was to be moved,

 Fowler : She copped to being a low-level drug courier in the ring.

 Elena Markov on Video : All I had to do was call a number, so I did.

 Elena on Video : And I'd get a package with a note hidden inside

 Fowler on Video : Did you ever, um, see anyone? Did you ever interact with anyone?

 Fowler : Then, this morning, Elena got another text from the ring.

 Fowler : This time, they wanted to meet her to offer her a promotion.

 Beckett : Which would give you guys the chance to get eyes on someone.

But hey, that was a long time ago. I'm in a good place. Might be fun to see her again.

 Monica : What are you doing? You've got an entire turkey to eat.

-Don't worry, Tribbianis never get full. -I'm here to tell you something.

 Taub : She pees pea soup and gets the warm attention of doctors all week long.

 House : discovering an anti-Alzheimer's drug at an old-age home.

 House : You ever tried to pee on yourself in public? It's not easy.

 House : And you can start her on charcoal hemoperfusion for the phenol poisoning.

Ooh, the time-out. That's a classic. Interrogation, it's really an art form.

 Castle : I have watched her crack countless cases in this very room.

 Joe : You want me to admit it? I admit it. I followed him, I did.

 Driscoll : I was figuring out a way to approach him when he got into trouble,

 Teacher : but we've had some problems with parents coaching kids.

 Montgomery : My team just followed the evidence where it led them.

 D.a. Lou Karnacki : Don't give me that, we've known each other too long.

 Beckett : Mr. Karnacki, Joe McUsic made several phone calls to your office.

 D.a. Lou Karnacki : Excuse me, I don't think we've been introduced.

 D.a. Lou Karnacki : I'm the guy that can get you banned from this precinct.

 Montgomery : Lou, you said you wanted this murder squared away. That's all we're doing.

 D.a. Lou Karnacki : No, what you're doing is sneaking around behind my back.

 D.a. Lou Karnacki : drag one of my staff down here without my knowledge again.

 Montgomery : You called in the DA's personal assistant without informing him?

 Foreman : then animal cases and ghost cases, then animal-ghost cases.

 Foreman : He has a lot more to lose than I do. And he knows that.

 Foreman : He's the most rational man I've ever met. Annoyingly so.

 Park : Halfway through the perimetry exam, her tunnel vision went away.

 Lily : This stupid feud isn't going to end until Marshall and Barney

 Robin : Wait, you know what, these guys are not going to get all mushy sober.

 Joey : Halloween is the worst. Except for Christmas. And their birthdays.

 George on The Verge Of Tears : We're talking about my daughter's life, what can't you tell me?

 George on The Verge Of Tears : If there's any chance you can save her,

 House : He'd never be able to go on a respirator if he needed to.

 House : Most people with CMD need to as their respiratory function declines.

 Penny : Last month, I sent the electric company a Starbucks gift card...

 Leonard : What happened to all your glow-in-the-dark emergency-exit stuff painted on the floor?

Anyway, too bad you're no longer entitled to the full benefits of my friendship...

 Sheldon : ...because I happen to be extremely prepared for such an emergency.

 Sheldon : And I'm sure some fool in the Donner Party said the snow would stop any day now.

 Sheldon : Candles? During a blackout? Are you mad? That's a fire hazard.

 Sheldon : No, Pasadena Water and Power recommends the far safer glow stick.

But you know what they say. The important thing is how you use it.

He said it's small and everybody's fine with that. Let's just move on.

 Marshall : I'm just saying that I bet it's bigger than he thinks.

 Zoey : What I'm about to show you is not a hundred percent legal.

 House : No wonder his prostate is enlarged. It's full of pool cues and cigars.

 Cameron : Chase's best man doesn't get here till the day of the wedding,

 House : Luckily, there are people in this world ready to stand up for what's right.

Listen, of the two things I do well, bachelor parties rank towards the top.

 Foreman : without mocking our patient for not having a cochlear implant.

 Thirteen : The patient doesn't want an implant because he's comfortable with who he is.

 Thirteen : The deaf have their own schools, their own language.

 Foreman : Anything I can simulate with a $3 pair of ear plugs is not a culture.

 Foreman : No sign of seizure. Temporal lobe activity is still clean.

 Slaughter : Jamaican gang runs girls and drugs from Brooklyn to the Bronx.

 Slaughter : I got a source on the street, tied in with the Jamaicans.

 Beckett : Yes, I thought that the two of us were actually getting closer together.

 Justin : She knew that she needed to focus 100% of her energy on the pageant.

 Beckett : You know, the night that she died, she got into an argument.

 Justin : But like I told that other detective, something was going on.

 Justin : She said that someone was trying to take advantage of her.

 Castle : Do you think it's possible political could turn deadly?

No one remembers the runner-up. Besides, people have killed for less.

 Castle : Well, whoever it is is probably our killer. Did he give you a name?

 Beckett : The doorman at her building confirms that Santos visited two nights ago.

 Castle : He said Santos was a frequent overnight guest of the good doctor.

 Gates : So are we to believe that Kelly Nieman overpowered Santos,

BECKETT : She also has boating experience and grew up in Florida.

 Gates : Do we have any hard evidence linking her to these murders?

 Beckett : It's been clear from the beginning that our killer is very careful.

 Chandler : You know what this means. Joey told us what this means.

Let's not jump to any conclusions. There was some sexual chemistry.

Here she comes. Don't say a word. Just be cool. Don't be, you know, you.

 Agent Mark Fallon : - On your knees! On your knees! - Get down now!

 Esposito : This guy makes me sick. He swore an oath to defend this country.

See if you can get twenties on the guys he served with in Afghanistan.

 Agent Mark Fallon : See if any of them are blowing in the wind.

 Agent Mark Fallon : Look, I know you're angry. And I understand.

 Beckett : Radford, you're a soldier. The people in this city are not your enemies.

 Eve's Mom : It's been with her through all the chemo sessions so far.

 Wilson : I'll get a nurse. Then I have to deal with a very sick man.

 Wilson : Would that also have some special paranoid message to send you?

 House he Gets Up : It's an aberration in the way that she treats me.

 Wilson : all you're gonna do by sniffing around is make her suspicious.

 Wilson in A Lecturing Tone : You were an idiot for lying to her in the first place.

 Wilson in A Lecturing Tone : Say nothing. To no one. About anything.

 Castle : But, Alexis, it's been over a month, and Pi is still here.

 Alexis : He's been here way too long. It's not right, and it's not fair to you.

 Alexis : He can't afford a place on his own, so we found one together.

Plus, it'll save you having to pay for university housing this year.

 Castle : You don't honestly think I'm gonna let you do this, do you?

 Joey : Let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths.

- The duck gets the Nutter Butter! - No! That's just an old won ton.

- I saw it on the Discovery Channel. - Wait a minute. I saw that!

It's been a pretty hard time right now, so I just wanna say thanks.

 Chandler : Can somebody else hug him? I have to stay by the window.

Hey, how about this weekend, we have a laser-disc marathon, okay?

We're sort of invited to go skiing. You know, Rachel's sister's cabin?

"I don't know what you're talking about, but I'd like to thank you both.

 Joey : I spent the rest of the day coming up with new Ultimate Fireball!

It's a typical New York apartment. Two girls are just hanging out. Go.

 Monica : Why don't you come closer where you can really appreciate it?"

 Sheldon : Oh, I'm sure you and Leonard will be able to pull it off.

 Foreman : If a human being had actually looked at his blood anywhere along the way,

 House : Maybe they'll get a happy ending just because they both want it so much.

 House : He loved her enough to convince himself he could change.

 Stacy : Irrational and crazy, but we go through it all because...

 Sheldon : the Penny-specific section of the new roommate agreement.

 Castle : Dreck? Mother, I will have you know this is the gateway to the hottest,

 Castle : Where else can you find a remote control that has a bottle opener...

 Castle : I think it's Alexis's decision letter from Stanford University.

 Castle : How could Stanford think she's not worthy? She's perfect.

 Beckett : Anyway, put your bruised ego aside. I'm sure she's crushed.

 Chandler : She is not stealing from us, okay. Will you let this go?

Here's the plan. I'm going to leave, and you're gonna look at Brenda's bra.

 Ryan : And nothing popped on parolees with the same kidnapping MO.

 Castle : The enhancement only increased the pixilation in all these.

 Beckett : In the real world, zoom and enhance can only get us so far.

Yeah, but... You can't even... There's no reflection. It's just mush.

 Castle : No. God, this kid isn't that much younger than Alexis.

 Jim : I noticed him during meal service, near the back of the plane.

 Debbie : If it was meal service, aisle one is blocked by the cart...

 Farrah : Maybe we can ask the passengers in the back if they saw him.

 Castle : No. If we did that, word would get out something is wrong.

 Castle : How long have those two gentlemen been taking selfies?

 Sheldon : Howard made it very clear that my allegiance should be to male comrades...

 Leonard : Sheldon, I don't care if you wanna be friends with Penny.

 Sheldon : ...from achieving REM sleep was entirely unjustified?

 Sheldon : ...looks like we butchered a pig, but nobody wanted bacon.

 Amy : Well, off the top of my head, I'd say we don't have a lot

 Howard : You know, I bet you and I have more in common than we think.

Hey, kiddo! I'm just showing Burt here how we did it at the Palace.

 Castle : - You're missing the late show. - I saw it in previews.

- Looks like we've got a new lead. - His name is Burt. He does magic.

So are you gonna tell me about it, or do I have to look it up on the fan sites?

 Castle : No, we had a deal. Surf all the Internet you want. Stay off the fan sites.

 Castle : Despite my best efforts, no. They want my help on a case.

Apparently, someone's been killing people the way I kill them in my books.

Hold up. Doesn't the mob have a contract out on Jimmy Two Guns' Iife?

 Ryan : Don't tell me that you made a call up to the mob in Boston.

 Beckett : So, I just got off the phone with P.J. Moffet's publisher.

 Ryan : So, Dave tells Milton that he's Jimmy "Two Guns" O'Malley,

 Ryan : Word on the street is he landed at JFK yesterday afternoon.

Well, as oftwo minutes ago, he hadn't checked out of the Biltmore Hotel.

 Castle : Your wait is over, my golden friends. I'm here to save you.

Yeah, and given this hat, I'm pretty sure I know who the victim is.

 Beckett : Castle, do you think that Whitney came out here to find her dad?

 Castle : what's to stop him from killing again to protect his secret?

 Beckett : There's a laundry tag on this shirt. It has the initials "P.D."

 Lanie : Pollen from the Tussilago flower, also known as coltsfoot.

 Lanie : something a lot less fun than frolicking in the flowers.

 Esposito : This might have something to do with one of his old cases.

 Beckett : It's all slip-and-falls, workman's comp, insurance claims,

 Gates : As you know, the PBA talent competition is this Friday.

 Gates : It would earn us both some much needed goodwill down at 1PP.

The only thing that isn't burned is an ax, which I do not remember buying.

You won't be able to live here for a while. You have a place to stay?

 Rachel : But if you give me your number, I'll call you sometime.

 Castle : She knew her fate was sealed as soon as she got caught.

 Emma : I just keep shooting until I can see what's really inside them.

 House : You should be able to keep the air in. Means there's weakness around the mouth.

 Emma : He once told me the FAST mnemonic could save my life one day. So...

 Wilson : Have you ever considered a career as a motivational speaker?

 Wilson : - Why don't you check out some rehab? - I did the rehab thing.

 Cuddy : Presented with double vision, sudden aggressive behavior, cataplexy.

 House : I'll be the one saving her life today, assuming she's dying.

We're so glad you decided to meet our guy. You'll like him so much.

 Beckett : Okay, but it's my place, you know? It's not Castle's.

 Lanie : Because. To him this is just an apartment with creaky floors.

 Ryan : No, but they saw him before that, running like hell from an alley.

 Esposito : Which leads us to this security cam video right here.

but you should wonder what Lance did to have them come after him.

 Castle : That belongs in one of his movies. He annihilated them.

Yeah, but not for long. Half an hour later, someone annihilated him.

I'll say a word, and you say the first thing that comes to mind.

 Howard : Why on earth would I want to do something nice for you?

 Sheldon : ...living on a planet populated with nothing but dogs.

 Rachel : you were an intern working 30-hour shifts, doing grunt work,

 Rachel : In your private practice, you are the boss. You call the shots.

 Phoebe : No. No, you can get one yourself. It'll be on the house.

 House : Your biggest problem is I don't know what your biggest problem is.

 House : Just trying to figure out what Guillain-BarrÃ© looks like.

 House : How about because it doesn't match what I could have seen?

 House : Guillain-BarrÃ© has no external physical manifestations.

 Foreman : Everything has some external physical manifestations.

 Taub : That's the sort of subtle clue that only a genius would have noticed.

 Lucas : No, actually, there are three types of people that hire me,

 Lucas : but the third type's irrelevant to the point I want to make.

 House : Do you have a special rate plan for being a pain in the ass?

 Lucas : You're the type who doesn't care if you're right or wrong

 Lucas : because they've hired me to investigate the wrong person.

 Wilson : The blood-brain barrier separates the blood in your head

 Wilson : Steady decline, but six months of a good quality life.

 Emily : Does he have to go through another bone marrow transplant?

 Tucker : You're the only one who can make cancer sound like good news.

 Wilson : someone needs to be appointed to make decisions for you.

 Wilson : House, your guy's not bleeding out of his eyes, either.

 Bailey : I recommend giving up the sport for something a little less aggressive.

- Seriously, I wasn't gonna smoke. - I don't care. Do what you want.

That's funny. I was thinking you look more like, Joey T ribbiani, man/woman.

 Phoebe : -What were you modeling for? -Posters for the free clinic.

 Ross : You were right. How can they do this? It's Thanksgiving!

What if I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like Mom's.

 Monica : They're not actually supposed to I'll work on the lumps.

 Monica : Chandler, you' re still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays?

 Alex : - You don't know they're fancy. Open up. - Why? What's wrong with my throat?

 Alex : And she has no tonsils. So, now you're going to open up?

 Alex : Mr. and Mrs. Waring, I asked you to wait. I have tests to complete...

 Bailey : and hold this down for me, I'm going to be out for a while.

 Derek : I have to talk to his family. You guys can talk to the cops.

 Meredith : I can't really explain it in a way that won't make you glare.

 Meredith : But they took her eyebrows and they called her a Burke.

I'm a surgeon, Dr. Bailey. But right now, I don't feel like one.

 Sheldon : That's what I called you till I got to know you better.

 Mary : I've always had a special place in my heart for Leonard.

 Taub : You're telling us some random person broke into your house

 Xang : What you should have done weeks ago, when the dreams started.

 Castle : Oh, yes, that's just how I protect my stash from G-men and mobsters.

 Beckett : Castle, CSU already swept through this entire basement,

 Castle : often going to extreme measures to protect their liquid treasure.

No, you know what, maybe somebody came in here and fixed it. Or something.

That's right, Joey. The chair angel came in and healed your chair.

Wait a minute, Farmanfarmian is speaking and you're bogarting the symposium?

- Howard, I'm sorry, we would've... - No, no, you're quark-blocking us.

 Howard : Me and Princess Leia here will find some other way to spend the evening.

 Penny : Look, Leonard is helping Sheldon through a family crisis.

 Penny : He made up the whole story about the symposium with Dr. Farmanfarmian...

 Penny : He didn't want Sheldon to be embarrassed. There's nothing to be embarrassed about.

 Danberg : But all I could do was watch and wait for her to make her move.

 Danberg : Stayed with the company because she had nowhere else to go.

 Beckett : Did you ever find out who she was working for? Who was behind Pandora?

 Castle : I mean, that would explain why he completely disappeared.

 Beckett : especially after you based Clara Strike on her and all.

 Castle : but she ended up being more like you, you know, smart, fierce, kind.

 Beckett : I think that we saved a little girl's life and that's enough for me.

 Cuddy : You have to be destructive. You have to tear things apart.

 Cuddy : God forbid you should say what's really on that twisted mind of yours.

 Arlene : Single mom, can't keep a man long enough to cook a meal...

 Cuddy : And somehow, you'd still find something to whine about.

 Arlene : We'll let the court decide who's whining since you're so sure...

 House : without ever filing her stupid, yet completely valid lawsuit.

 Cuddy : She doesn't care if anyone else is happy for a single...

 Wilson : I'm coming over to play poker this weekend. Nothing's changed.

 Thirteen : I did good work yesterday, and I was still fired. What changed?

 Marshall : But now, it's time for me to find a way to help the Earth

 Marshall : and get paid for it, because I can't put that burden entirely on you.

 Marshall : I'll look for something with a paycheck. What do you think?

 Ted : I have the chance to build a skyscraper in the best city on Earth,

 Ted : and who's the one leading the charge to kill that dream? My girlfriend!

And in that moment, I realized, though I really cared about Zoey,

 Gates : There's a Special Agent Connors waiting to speak with you.

 Special Agent Connors : I'm already up to speed, Detective. I just have a few questions.

 Connors : Outside of his family, you're the one who knew him best.

 Beckett : You sound like you don't expect those phones to ring.

A little friendly chat? Maybe a frozen hot chocolate at Serendipity?

 Alonzo : I thought that Eddie was responsible for my brother's death.

 Alonzo : Eddie convinced me that he had been working with my brother in secret.

 Beckett : Eddie would tell you anything if he thought you were gonna kill him.

 Alonzo : And his attitude wasn't that of a man lying to save his life.

 Alonzo : He told me that he despised everything my family stands for,

 Alonzo : That's why he came to America. To start over, build a new life here.

 Becket : Looks like we were wrong about Judge Caldwell's involvement.

 Castle : Eddie confronted the judge and the next day he was killed.

 Beckett : Well, we know it wasn't the judge. He was under 24-hour surveillance.

 Beckett : And besides, he thought that Alonzo was gonna take care of it.

 Castle : Twelve hours later, Alonzo's on a plane with an approved visa.

 Castle : How did the judge even know about Alonzo? who told him?

I got shivved my first month in. After I healed up, I got mines.

 Clarence : That's why the nurse says you kicked her out when my heart nearly stopped.

 Clarence : He's a good kid. Don't go judging what you don't know.

 Cameron : There is a reason I need to stay with this case a while longer,

 Chase : So, you admit you lied to me, now you're asking me to trust you.

 House : Nice. I'm hooked. You can get back to your shift at the ER,

 House : except, as far as the ER is concerned, you're on vacation, right?

 Cameron : I postponed a trip because I'm concerned about the patient.

 House : Explains why you ditched Chase and came to the differentials,

 Cameron : I care about the patient and I care about the people who work on your team,

 House : That would make sense if we were having this conversation a week ago.

 House : Problem is, I think neither. Because neither makes sense.

 Monica : Your new girlfriend wouldn't urinate on my coffee table.

 Penny : You watch Leonard put up with that guy for years and years.

 Sheldon : Penny, did you and Leonard ever discuss funeral arrangements?

It wasn't much fun dropping it off at the dry cleaners in the skirt.

 Joshua : I need everything down to underwear. If you're willing, I'm all yours.

 Joey : So no one touches the remote, and no one touches the TV.

 Mr Druthers : Signed three times by pete rose, in your desk drawer?

 [FLASHBACK]Mr Druthers : I can't believe there's no horseradish for the roast beef.

 [FLASHBACK]Mr Druthers : I guess you were sick the day they taught that at sandwich university.

 Mr Druthers : Mother, no one from the nursing home is stealing from you.

 Ross : You know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking : 

I was thinking of doing it shorter, like Andie MacDowell's haircut.

Andie MacDowell is the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right?

 Esposito : Everything points to him being popped for cash and car parts.

 Lanie : Cause of death fits, too. Looks like a 9mm to the noggin.

 Castle : Maybe they tortured him to tell them where the money was.

 Ryan : Came over from Syria seven years ago, became a citizen last June.

 Beckett : Well, TLC would know where Amir was, right? They track cabs?

 Castle : So there's no way to tell where he went before he died?

 Ryan : Actually, there is. Amir subscribed to a GPS tracking service.

It helps cabbies map the best routes to troll for fares, stuff like that.

Anyway, after Amir shut off his meter he drove up to Washington Heights.

 Wilson : I was tired of being the guy that everybody counted on.

 Wilson : One night Danny called, crying, upset about something.

 Wilson : Took my things, I went to the library where I wouldn't have to hear the phone ring.

 Wilson : Which I knew meant that he would never be able to choose to come back,

 House : So you made your one effort to live a normal, selfish life,

 House : And because we're wired to find meaning in semi-random events,

 House : Hanging up the phone? That's what you're blaming all this on.

 House : As though nothing else went wrong in your brother's life.

 Park : Yes, but that doesn't explain why you don't hear a different voice.

 Sheldon on laptop screen : Greetings. As you know, I'm not comfortable with prolonged goodbyes...

 Sheldon : ...and maudlin displays of emotion, so I've prepared this short video.

 Sheldon on laptop screen : The four of you are three of my closest friends and one treasured acquaintance.

 Sheldon on laptop screen : Though I cannot state categorically that my life will be diminished...

 Sheldon on laptop screen : ...by not having you in it, I am comfortable if you choose to believe that.

 Sheldon on laptop screen : Since you intend to remain in this lawless metropolitan area...

 Sheldon on laptop screen : ...statistics suggest that you will succumb to tragic and gruesome ends...

 Sheldon on laptop screen : ...before we meet again. Live long and prosper.

 House : Baffling, though I vaguely recall a disease called "meunomia"? "Pneumania"?

But his chest X-ray and C.T. scan show an atypical pattern for pneumonia. Pneumonia! That's it.

 House : Tiny unicorns goring his bronchial tubes would be cooler,

 Beckett : Castle, it's my second day back. That's all. It's no big deal.

 Esposito : Just tell us why and we'll tell the DA that you cooperated.

 Taub : We'll have to put him on the transplant list in a couple of days.

 Chase : And sometimes I date co-workers. Like everyone else on the planet.

 Park : Hepatic fibrosis. If it damaged his platelets, it'd explain the bleeding.

 House : Unexpected. I actually thought you might agree with my theory.

 House : You fell into relationships based on proximity. Of course they'd fail.

 Sheldon : And with the added twist of an M. Night Shyamalan movie,

 Alex : Everybody's got a secret. Be glad yours is out in the open.

 Alex : I bet you've got some seriously kinky skeletons in your closet.

 Burke : that merged in the womb at the very beginning of development.

 George : it'd set the program back, and Angela would come home to me.

 George : setting it up to lead back to Granger, that's as far as I got.

 George : It was calibrated to my biometrics. No one else could've used it.

 Leonard : Barry, we can't fight you tomorrow. Our engineer is incapacitated.

 Raj : He's depressed because he's pathetic and creepy and can't get girls.

 Leonard : Come on. Wolowitz won't come out of his house and we need him for a robot battle.

- The robot didn't hurt his feelings. - His feelings needed to be hurt.

- Kind of like your Barcalounger. - Is that what you're thinking about?

- What are we going to do? - Nothing. We'll just have to let her stay.

Because I checked. Only one keycard was used to access the copier...

 Kim : yesterday during lunch, and that keycard belonged to you.

 Rachel : Nobody made out with him. I didn't use my keycard yesterday.

I want this weekend to be perfect. We can change rooms, can't we?

 Chandler : Okay, but let's do it now. Chopper Five just lost its feed!

 Derek shocked and smiling : - I didn't know you were married. - You never asked.

 Bailey : You haven't signed those divorce papers yet, have you?

 Chase : - Not yet. We were still doing... - Then she wasn't sleeping.

 Chase : - How do you know? - Because we haven't done anything yet.

 House : She may be able to sleep with her eyes open, but unless you also discover

 Chase : Rabies could cause muscle spasms, malaise, anxiety and wakefulness.

 Cameron : She had an allergic reaction, so they had to give it away.

 Cameron : Animal allergies seems unlikely, but it's possible that...

 House : - When did she get rid of the dog? - About a month ago.

 Student #1 : Professor Brosby, you gonna come get beers with us later?

 Lily : Getting that kid's nose surgically removed from your ass.

 Barney : It is so much sluttier than the office Christmas party.

 Beckett : that he copped to blackmail was to avoid murder charges.

 Ross : Yeah, I'm sorry too. I'm even more sorry that phone call didn't come...

 Joey : You know, I'm really sorry I wasn't more supportive before.

 Ross : - Oh, my God. - I didn't wanna tell you in front of them.

You ask us to find a guy, and you come traipsing in here with a guy of your own?

 Monica : Yes. We found you a really cute, funny guy from Chandler's work.

 Sheldon : He fights for right and justice simply because it's his nature.

 Leonard : Penny's hooking up with her jerk of an ex-boyfriend...

That's your badge of honor. They're your, uh, warrior's wound, if you will.

 Beckett : There's no record of Dr. Monroe ever visiting the prison.

 Beckett : was making weekly visits to Bedford Hills prison facility.

 Beckett : Greg has been making weekly visits to an inmate named Amy Porter,

 Beckett : in a failed robbery where a security guard was killed.

 Castle : Dr. Monroe was onto prescription fraud and a smuggling ring.

How could you know what you knew or suspected and not even tell me?

 MEREDITH : You cleared him for surgery, Derek. How did you not know?

 Bartender : Yeah, sorry about the noise. I guess their team won.

 Bartender : sometimes I wish I could still act like that, you know? Just let loose?

 Bartender : I guess it's a little easier, though, when you got no troubles.

 Ted from 2030 : Because while baseball, strippers and guns can help,

 Ted from 2030 : The only thing that can really heal a broken heart is time.

 Joey : ...on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.

Fine! You ever gotten stuck in a pair of your own leather pants?

 Rachel : Roger was creepy, but he was nothing compared to Pete.

 House : It's a hypertensive crisis. Start her on an IV lopressor drip.

 Foreman : Right, the fact that you mangled her LP has nothing to do with it.

 Foreman : Her initial symptoms could have been caused by alcohol-induced DIC.

 Foreman : because it's been at least six hours since she had her last drink.

 House : The exact same moment that I'm futilely trying to give her an LP?

 Foreman : Right. An invisible tumor on her pituitary is much more likely.

 Chase : There could be an ACTH-secreting tumor on her lung or pancreas.

Well, what kind of a sick bastard wants to do it in front of a deer?

 Steve staring At Rachel : -You're really beautiful. -Wow, that's very sweet. Thank you.

What do you think you want to order? l'm real excited about that chicken.

She obviously saw the tire tracks leading up to the closed garage.

 House : Perfectly good plastic surgery practice, lots of money.

 House : Temptation to come screw with me just too much for you?

 House : Oh, and I think I mentioned this earlier. You're fired.

 Cuddy : and not while Taub is the only person that this father trusts.

 House : If we have to start getting consent every time we do a procedure,

 Foreman : You're a test result away from becoming House's front runner.

 Foreman : He doesn't care about what you said, or what you did five minutes ago.

 Stacy : It was easy, once I convinced the clerk to take it to Judge Markham.

 Cuddy : You expect us to shut down an entire floor for this guy?

 House : See, ironically, I'm bound by this court order that your ace attorney got.

It's clever, 'cause it forces me to either deal with the file or never sit down again.

 House : She's got metastatic squamous cell lung cancer. Six months tops.

 House : It's a new game. If I'm wrong, she wins a stuffed bear.

A spot on an x-ray doesn't necessarily mean that she's terminal.

 Beckett : Okay, guys. Hold Chuck on an explosives trafficking charge

 Tobias : Hey! This is a private rehearsal! Who the hell let them in here?

 Tobias : Zalman has been the heart of the New York magic community

 Tobias : I heard from one of my vendors that he might be working for someone else,

 Tobias : Look, Zalman had been my exclusive designer and engineer for 15 years.

 Tobias : Of course I was upset, but I never doubted his discretion.

See, I don't believe this. I missed the first time of everything.

 Ross : The first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled.

 House : The breast milk guy finally found a doctor who'd give him what he wanted.

 Ted : I suppose it's possible Barney has real feelings for Nora.

There's a man who seems fascinated by the records flipping in the jukebox.

 Nora : - So. How do you all know Barney? - I don't know how we know Barney.

 Beckett : Castle, you don't have to explain. We can look at venues another day.

 Beckett : Yes. I mean, she's practically family. I care about her, too.

 Castle : It has been a long time since we have taken a road trip together.

 Alexis : Dad, this isn't a road trip, and this isn't about fun.

This is about having less than 70 hours to save a man from execution.

 Alexis : How come you haven't asked a single question about it since we left?

...to bum hard when l told him you'd never been in a serious relationship.

 Phoebe : ...a rabid dog would be feasting on your danglers right now!

Meredith will accept a certain amount of help, then feels suffocated.

 Derek : Oh, no. The groceries are just right. It's me. I sometimes overdo it.

Who can blame you, with everything? After Ellis died, I gave her some time.

 Susan : - Things to restock your fridge. - You bought groceries last week.

 Meredith : Well, thank you. It's unexpected and you didn't need to do all this.

 Derek : - Yeah. Wish me luck. - You don't need it. Make him listen.

 Amy : I don't think any of us would be sitting in this room right now.

 Howard : Sorry, I thought we're saying things that are never gonna happen.

 Penny : Hey, you guys ready to order or you need a few minutes?

 Attorney Nick Keller : The only prints they found were my client's,

 Attorney Nick Keller : so when they caught him behind the wheel,

 Alexis : Two days ago, a bunch of us went to Keena's of Brooklyn.

 Alexis : And my friends thought it'd be cool if we all took a couple of things.

No. I couldn't, but my friends did, and they said I was chicken.

 Castle : So you went back to finish the job to impress your friends.

 Rachel : All right, well, that's good to know. Good night, Steve.

 Ross : But is it technically a date if the other person doesn't show up?

 Sam : We have this program that helps those in need get back on their feet.

 Gabe : If you could hear one thing from your father, what would it be?

 Mrs. Schaeffer : My husband and I and our three children live in Philadelphia.

and if he can get through the next 48 hours without another cardiac incident...

I meant, I'm his health care proxy. I get to make medical decisions for him if he's not able to.

 Stacy : I know what he wants. But if he's out, it's my call, right?

 Kutner : Long term, you really think you could compete with that?

 Foreman : Heart's still working, means synapses are still firing.

 House : I'm fine, other than the fact that my nurple is now purple.

 Wilson : The only reason you'd ignore a near-death experience is you don't care,

 Wilson : So, sacrifice being crazy. Go get her a gift, apologize.

 Chase : if he's got similar symptoms, it could mean environmental.

 Billy : Next thing I know, I'm on the floor, and he's called the cops.

 Kelly : Well, you should press charges. If he tried to poison her...

 Addison : Is he a felon? Is he secretly my ex-husband's best friend?

 Sam : He's a good man, but if you want someone who's going to be there,

lf they're gonna shorten it, they should call it the ''Muse,'' you know?

Yeah, most days the place is packed with confused, angry baseball fans.

Yeah. Okay. There's this great rare bookstore on Madison Avenue.

 Ross : You should take a walk down Fifth to the St. Patrick's Cathedral.

 Ross : And there, there's this great little pastry shop that she'd love.

 Castle : he'd have found out about the scam. The house of cards would collapse.

 Castle : this one is going to hold a special place in my heart.

 Castle : But we're a team. And the universe demands that I see him crumble.

 Beckett : No. This one has to be about putting Vaughn away and nothing else.

Of course it exists. I should know. I founded it and invested millions.

 Phoebe : When I was growing up, I didn't have a normal mom and dad...

 Phoebe : ...knowing that I have everything I'm ever gonna need.

 Joey : I've been thinking about this commercial thing. Me against Ben.

 Joey : The two of us competing. That can't lead to anything good.

 Joey : I think I'm just gonna step aside. I'll tell them that I won't audition.

 Joey : You're gonna let me do this? It's my career we're talking about!

They think the Russians would've moved the weapons if they knew.

But we're not interested in the weapons. We just wanna solve his murder.

 Mccord : You talk to these Russians, it could kick up some dust,

 Mccord : but this case intersects with national security issues.

 Castle : Well, then allow me to try and corrupt you a little later at my place,

 Sheldon : The best way to achieve a goal is to devote 100 percent

 Sheldon : I didn't take some other job in case it didn't work out.

 Sheldon : Which wasn't easy because there was a lot of pressure

 Esposito : Don't throw those dice until you take a look at this.

 Beckett : "To whom it may concern, I feel that my murder is imminent."

"And although I have no idea yet where or when this event will occur,

"and I could hear a furious pounding from what seemed to be far away.

 Taub : the natural response is to guess the color of the paper it's wrapped in

 Wilson : Sarcoid symptoms, but she didn't respond to methotrexate.

 Lucas : I was thinking maybe we could get together for a drink or something.

 Lucas : I wasn't sure exactly what you like to do, so I thought...

 Cuddy : You'd spy on me? No, no, not spying. More like research.

 Lucas : I think it's a good idea to get to know a little bit more

 Lucas : Show you care about more than just what she looks like.

 Lucas : What the hell am I going to find out? You went to Michigan.

 Lucas : that you wouldn't tell a co-worker while riding in an elevator.

 Lucas : I'm not a creep. I just thought you seemed interesting.

 Lucas : You'd be employing me, so I'd have all the time in the world

 Lucas : But if you pay me while I check you out, it's all cool.

I don't think it's from the collision. It looks a couple of weeks old.

 Bailey : If they're dead or dying when they come in you hump and hump hard. Why?

 George : - For the experience. - No. What else? There's something more.

 Meredith : Mr. Hubble, you might make things a little easier on yourself

 Mr. Hubble : You have the most beautiful features. They're delicate. Almost porcelain.

 Meredith : Mr. Hubble, whatever you've ingested could kill you.

 Meredith : Are you sure you don't want to tell me what's got you blocked up inside?

 Howard : Getting Penny to go back out with him after she dumped him.

 Howard : It wouldn't kill us to get together and brainstorm ideas.

 Beckett : Let's see if any of them are out of jail and still holding a grudge.

They say they got a good look at the dark-haired guy who was in her office.

 Marina Casillas : But when we left, there was a man there, waiting for Vivien.

 Marina Casillas : She seemed surprised to see him, like he wasn't expected.

 Beckett : Okay. Well, thank you both. You've been very helpful.

 Chandler : I was just at the bank. There was this really hot teller...

 MEREDITH : It's not Tyler's fault you're a dirty, dirty stripper.

 MEREDITH : If I haven't made a decision by the end of the day, I'm flipping a coin.

You have time to round or are you too busy getting naked on hospital property?

 ADDISON : Because I think God knows that I need to do some drinking today.

 Castle : All right. A car is going to pick us up from the hotel,

 Castle : where I will speak to my fellow mystery writers about...

 Alexis : Some friends who are doing their semester abroad in London.

 Castle : You don't want to miss the actual home of Sherlock Holmes.

 Castle : But this was supposed to be old-fashioned father-daughter time.

 Beckett : end up in the middle of Central Park without anyone seeing him?

 Lanie : Lividity puts the time of death between midnight and 2 : 00 a.m.

 Lanie : You know better than to think I would betray her confidence.

 Lanie : Doesn't matter. when you came back, she accepted you without question.

 Sheldon : she shows up at my door flush with the thrill of victory,

 Sheldon : and then sits quietly by my side while I watch Daredevil.

 [The living room- Barney makes a sign to the estate agent]Barney : So, uh, the owners,

 Barney : So I can nail her once and never have to see her again.

 Leonard : - Let's just go to your place. - Lf he's unhappy, shouldn't we talk to him?

"Shouldn't we talk to him?" Have you learned nothing in six years?

There's ominous music playing and there's an afghan over my head.

 Sheldon : I don't know where you're from, but where I'm from, that means I'm not doing okay.

- I'm gonna make you some tea. - Tea is for when I'm upset. I'm not upset.

 Sheldon : Do you have any idea what it's like to be paired with someone so annoying?

You see, I did all this great work and now he's just gonna come and ruin it.

 Rachel : And then I heard myself say it, and then the floating Rachel...

Look, um, maybe I could make a quick trip to the little boys' room

 Castle : So, everything that happened in LA, the GDS, that was all a lie?

You see, my initial approach to Kripke had the same deficiencies...

 Sheldon : ...as those that plagued Stu the Cockatoo when he was new at the zoo.

 Sheldon : It's a terrific book. I've distilled its essence into a simple flow chart...

 Sheldon on phone : It occurred to me you hadn't returned any of my calls...

...because I hadn't offered any suggestions for pursuing our friendship.

 Sheldon on phone : Well, then perhaps you'd have time for a hot beverage?

 Robin : And yet, here I am, in the most Canadian place in the universe--

 Robin : Tim Horton's-- around the corner from the Hockey Hall of Fame,

 Colleen : and I wouldn't kiss you if I had brain cancer and your lips were the cure.

 Colleen : I clearly didn't lead him along or anything like that,

 House : I'm getting a kind of bossy vibe. I take it you're into that.

 Phillip : I'm having more difficulty breathing, and some pain in my chest.

 Foreman : which means we don't need anything unless I say we need it.

 Addison : Yeah, well, I think I gotta do that to Izzie Stevens.

Well, she's smart, hard-working. Gets a little too involved with her patients.

 Richard : The question is, is she talented enough to make the lesson worth it?

 Addison : She's the best I've seen in years. I was hoping that we could...

 Richard interrupts : You're not here to make friends. You're here to make better surgeons.

 George : - She was talking to him. - You don't talk to bastards who cheat.

 Cristina : You're not gonna have a nervous breakdown or kill yourself?

 Decker : No, sir. we invited him to go out with us, but he begged off.

Sir, ifthere's any way I can help with this investigation, I want in.

 Ortiz : What could you possibly offer these distinguished detectives?

 Beckett : So you forged a bond with him against the evil Sergeant Ortiz.

 Beckett : Which means you have information on Bardot that his higher-ups do not.

 Beckett : - That was a little harsh, don't you think? - I do not.

 Cuddy : DYFS is gonna be here in an hour, and this place is a disaster.

 Chase : What are you doing here? Just stretching my leg. Carry on.

 Jeff : No need to put up a front, to be what anyone else wants you to be.

 Jeff : Take a look at your future. Let's hope the drugs work this time.

 Sheldon : Since I don't need to be paid, I didn't need to be hired.

 Sheldon : I simply came in, picked up a tray and started working for the man.

 Penny : Sheldon, wait. This isn't even what I do. I'm a waitress, not a busboy.

 Sheldon : ...breaking two Jewish dietary restrictions simultaneously.

 Beckett : Sir, I am not interested in your Jack Nicholson impressions.

 Beckett : We know that you went back to the studio the night of the murder.

 Lance Hastings : It was a friendly conversation between colleagues.

 Lance Hastings : What the hell are you talking about? Why would she do that?

 Lance Hastings : It was to encourage Sarah to let me out of my contract for a movie role.

But that still doesn't explain why you went back to the studio that night.

 Lance Hastings : is I didn't want to risk missing work on the movie.

 Lance Hastings : I wanted her to know how much I appreciated it.

 Lance Hastings : At first I thought it was me for taking the movie role.

 Lance Hastings : But then, she said that someone wasn't who she thought they were.

l gotta say, l'm really impressed you were able to memorize all this so quickly.

 Ross : No, no, no. No ad-libbing. And, dude, you can't touch the paintings.

 Rachel : -You don't think a woman can do this? -Women can. You can't.

l know, it's so exciting. You know, l've never lived with a guy before.

Well, it's just like living with a girl, only they don't steal your makeup.

That kind of project is logistical, strategic and administrative.

 Derek : Something the chief does. Apparently I'm not cut out for that kind of work.

 Cristina : We're not friends. Don't talk to me about what George eats.

because you won't share inappropriate details about your sex life.

 Cristina : Right patellar dislocation while running a marathon.

 Cristina : No sign of head injury. His BP was low in the field, 80/60.

 Steve : Ate a couple of protein bars, took a couple of aspirin for this cold.

 Callie : Put him in a patellar brace, get post-reduction films, and run labs.

 Castle : Well, her pride was hurt, so she did a little digging.

 Castle : She discovered you have a boyfriend that no one here knows about.

 Beckett : But it became our business when we found out that you lied to us

She was helping you with the story. So why didn't you come forward?

 Miles : She was a colleague and a friend. Why would I kill her?

 Beckett : But Mandy couldn't wait that long, not while kids were getting sick.

 Beckett : We found gunshot residue on the clothes in your hamper.

 House : There's a particular sort of twitchy, stiff arm that's characteristic.

You keep jewelry cleaner under the sink so you won't have to go a day without it.

 House : but then you went back and waded through the flood to retrieve it.

An anticonvulsant? But he said there was no history of prior seizure.

...such as, "Hey, Leonard, how was your dinfast with Priya last night?"

 Sheldon : Unless lung cancer is the ambiance you were going for at your dinfast.

 Sheldon : Where's the part where you tell us we're going to Hell

 Sheldon : and I say have you seen the size of the bugs outside?

 Mary : Obviously, I would prefer if you weren't living out of wedlock,

 Esposito : Coffee grinders for cutting, envelopes for packaging.

 Castle : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Alexis, what happened to your face?

 Alexis : Well, I called her a backstabber. And then she scratched me. So I...

 Alexis : This isn't me. I don't crash parties, I don't get in fights with people.

 Rachel : And with Chandler in the next room. What are you, sick?

 Chandler : The sheer volume. It was like flying with the Riddler.

 Rachel : How would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it?

There he is, the father of my child, the porn king of the West Village.

 Travis : like, writing all sorts of sick things. He was taking pictures of her, too.

 Travis : It's like he was watching us all the time. She was falling apart.

 Travis : I mean, we both were. Hell, we almost moved back home.

 Travis : That this is New York and you got more important things to do

 Travis : than to track down some annoying fan. And now she's dead.

 Ryan : - No return address. No signature. - So, the anonymous stalker didn't write

 Beckett : But he doesn't make any direct threats. That's why Jenna and Travis couldn't

 Castle : Boy, two small-town kids go to the big city to follow their dreams and then this.

 Castle : Not the fairy-tale ending they were looking for, I'm sure.

 Esposito : You know, to take these shots, he would have had to have been

 Beckett : No wonder she was freaked out. Find the roof, see if there's anything

 Beckett : Those cops let Jenna down once. We're not gonna do it again.

And you still think there's nothing wrong with her? Nothing's changed.

 Cameron : So far, we've heard from three hospitals with records on Victoria Matsen.

Any home addresses? - The pin in her arm went in during an E.R. visit.

 Cameron : - The other visits, she gave fake addresses. - Any treatment for neurological problems?

 Cameron : Last winter, Jefferson Hospital in Philly. Got treated for frostbite.

 Wilson : Well, I'd be bummed out too. Zero degrees, living in a box.

 House : Put her back on it. She cheers up, she might stop biting people.

 Chase : There's a billing record from Hartman Hospital last year. Two appointments, ultrasounds.

 Wilson : They look, they can't find anything. Ten months later, why should she subject herself to that again?

 Wilson : They were looking... They were looking for ovarian cancer.

 Chase : Hang on. Her current blood work doesn't show cancer. C.A. 125 is normal.

 Foreman : And the cancer wouldn't account for the alleged twitch or any of her other alleged symptoms.

...we set aside a day to celebrate all your contributions to my life...

 Sheldon : Of course you do. It's about you, like everything else.

 Sheldon : Oh, thank goodness. I don't think I had it in me to make another glass of water.

 Penny : Hey, guys. The building manager said the reason the power went out...

...is someone went into the basement and pulled the main breaker switch.

 Chandler : Come on, you came through. You did what you had to do.

 Stangel : Have you heard of the gentlemen's sport known as laser tag?

 Barney : Think about it, Marshall. All entrants get 20% off at the snack bar!

 Gates : So, there's nothing about her that you haven't told us?

Looks like we can fix that. Hospital just called, she's conscious.

 Gates : We think she was in it and we're trying to track it down.

 House : and they go nuts when someone else pours dirt in their holes.

 First Girl : of the humiliation and being treated like a piece of meat.

 Howard : The plaque they sent up on the Pioneer probe had a drawing

 Castle : You shoot me, I drop this and it breaks into a million pieces.

 House : Chrysanthemums contain pyrethrin. It's a neurotoxin and a known allergen.

 Foreman : He has an infection. If we give him steroids, we'll kill him.

 House : He has an allergy. If we don't give him steroids, we'll kill him.

You don't have time for the rest of the tests. We have to do something.

You want to give one patient 100 milligrams? That'll jump-start a car.

 Pharmacist : Anything over 50 milligrams, I need a sign-off from Dr. Cuddy.

No. We're just four people with neck problems, who talk like this.

When people hear the magazine's paying, they want a big, fancy restaurant.

Wouldn't have mattered. I do this for the fans, not the free food.

 The Interviewer : According to your bio, you've done quite a bit of work.

Why would you play hide-and-seek with someone you know is a flight risk?

I'm sorry. As long as he's here and conscious, we're still shooting.

 Sheldon : You met her at Pasadena's most popular Irish watering hole,

 Sheldon : Lucky Baldwin's, where Maggie spends her nights tending bar

 Sheldon : with a head full of curls and a heart full of dreams.

 Leonard reading a napkin Sheldon has handed him : Sincerely, Maggie McGarry."

 Beckett : All right. Check her address. See if she's got any family here.

She stayed at my place for a few weeks when she moved to the city.

 Calvin : Well, she said she needed a fresh start. And she had a job offer.

 Calvin : I was afraid Pam would start working the streets again.

 Calvin : She burned a lot of bridges by telling the family she would go straight

 Calvin : and I almost didn't recognize her, she looked so good.

 Calvin : Except to say that it was legit, and that she was being taken care of.

 Calvin : and it dropped her off at a building off the West Side Highway.

 Beckett : How does a former streetwalker from Tampa afford a place like this?

 Graham : Detective, we have a well-earned reputation for discretion

 Beckett : Now, I want the name of whoever is paying for this unit.

 Sheldon : Trash talk is a traditional component in all sporting events.

 Sheldon : ...your robot is inferior and it will be defeated by ours...

 Sheldon : ...because ours exceeds yours in both design and execution.

 Sheldon : Also, I'm given to understand that your mother is overweight.

If that is a result of a glandular condition and not gluttony...

There's no guarantee we're gonna go against each other, so let's throw down.

 Howard : who can get you some, if you don't ask too many questions.

 Beckett : I'll just have Interpol pick you up on your outstanding warrant

 Beckett : Her body washed up last night. Did she steal your drugs?

 Beckett : We know you deal drugs. we found your uncut heroin on her body.

 Isaac : I get my product from petty dealers at the ports. I'm not tapped in.

until 3 : 00 a.m., serving cocktails to a bunch of drunk tourists.

 Isaac : Wait, but I did see Lara after her show around 11 : 00 last night.

 Isaac : She was still dressed in her costume, rushing to the Boat Deck.

 Bethany : Thought you said you had professional dancing experience.

Oh, not so much. What do you mean? Is there something wrong with Ross?

 House : when her daughter dies from the aneurysm she decided not to treat.

 House : for when parents are on the brink of doing something incredibly stupid.

 House : What she does not need is you making this or any other decision.

 House : Playing the biology card doesn't change anything except where she lives.

 Sheldon : My fists are not up here because I'm milking a giant invisible cow.

 Castle : Is it possible she met someone in the city? A new boyfriend?

 Mrs. Albrook : our daughter would never stay in a place like that.

Straight-A student, no history of trouble, on a dream European vacation,

 Castle : There is no way I'm letting Alexis go to Costa Rica now.

 Castle : Honors student to prostitute in less than a week? That's quite a change.

 Castle : - Hey, where were you this morning? - What do you mean?

 Esposito : was another hotel guest an hour earlier. But the guy is 80 years old,

 Javier Esposito : The Trauma Unit tried to save our vic, but she didn't make it.

 Esposito : Hospital security's trying to get me some footage to get the license plate.

 Beckett : We need to find someone that got a good look at the driver.

Her body is still in the Trauma bay. Word is, she was pretty messed up.

 Pearlmutter : Could be anything from a crowbar to a box cutter.

 Pearlmutter : But they look like claw marks. I just can't tell what kind.

till I do a complete exam and determine the exact cause of death.

 Pearlmutter : I'd say the victim sustained her injuries five to six hours before she died.

 Kevin Ryan : Name is Anne Cardinal, 27 years old. She was Native American.

 Kevin Ryan : Grew up on the Onondaga Reservation in central New York.

 Ryan : No. She had no siblings and both of her parents are gone.

 Ryan : where she was working towards a PhD in Evolutionary Biology.

 Beckett : All right, send CSU to her apartment, talk to friends and neighbors

 Beckett : to see if they know of anyone in her life who drove a blue sedan.

 Monica : Then she moved to England and picked up this fake British accent.

 Joey : You know, I've always thought of myself as a serious actor.

Well, as a connoisseur of carny food, there's only one amusement park

 Castle : that has both fried clams and funnel cake, and that park is

 Lanie : Okay, you two creep me out when you do that shared brain thing.

Hey, I forgot. I have to drop by my publisher's to get a look at the galleys.

There's another... For the Derrick Storm novels, there's the galley.

 Beckett : Or maybe the killer didn't want us to find the crime scene

 Beckett : because there's something here that ties him to the murder.

Sure. lf you're just gonna hang out as friends, then maybe l'll join you.

 Monica : No, no, no. This is dangerous territory. Keep it clean.

 Monica : You know, on the way over here, l saw this drunk guy throw up.

 Carol : ...they're my parents. They're supposed to give me away.

 Carol : And if I couldn't see that, we should cancel the wedding.

 Ross : I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I think Susan's right.

 Ross : If George and Adelaide can't accept that, then the hell with them.

 Castle : Which is perfect, because they're always explaining things.

 Castle : Yes, what an unexpected surprise. What are you doing here?

 Martha : is a loss for anyone who was ever part of its history.

 Martha : she was kidnapped, buried alive, trapped in a cave with bears,

 Martha : kidnapped again, and held hostage in the sewers of Paris.

 Castle : My mother gives new meaning to the word "transparent."

 Castle : You think she found out about the affair, planned to confront her?

 Phoebe : -Those are my maternity pants! -No, these are my Thanksgiving pants!

 Chandler : I believe we can expect a call from the president any moment now.

 Phoebe : -Anything we can do? -No. Just nobody press on my stomach.

 Evelyn : and the next thing I knew, there was a rag over my mouth,

At any point in time did you get a look at your kidnapper's face?

- Have the wedding when you get back. - Your dad's gonna be furious.

There's no way he's gonna let us postpone this wedding. Well, we tried.

All right, look, I'm gonna level with you. I'm terrified about going into space.

 Gabe : now you want me to stick around watching while I fail to save my son.

 Gabe : He had been complaining it was too heavy, I should have listened.

SHELDON : She's not that intelligent. LEONARD : She fixed your equation.

 Leonard : Regardless, I have a chance at a real relationship with Leslie.

I'm not gonna pass that up for some hypothetical future happiness...

 Leonard : ...with a woman who may or may not want me to be happy...

 Joey : Remember when the kid sees those two blanks in the hallway?

 Joey : No, the end! When Jack almost kills them all with that blank...

 Rachel : All right. Okay. Laurie proposes to Jo, and she says no...

...even though she's still in love with him. And then he ends up marrying Amy.

 Joey : All right. The boiler explodes and destroys the hotel and kills the dad.

 Beckett : We've been making a lot of turns, but I think we're headed east.

 Gates : The security cameras, did they get a shot of who did this?

 Fowler : We stopped receiving audio after she got in the elevator.

 Beckett : We've been driving for about an hour now, maybe more.

 Ridenhauer : I just... I made the cushion, and he sculpted the crown,

 Ridenhauer : That's probably why he had the rotary evaporator out

 Beckett : I'm gonna want CSU to come in and sweep for fibers and prints.

 Madison : I can't believe the biggest scofflaw at Stuy became a cop.

 Beckett : So I'm gonna need contact information for all the restaurant staff.

 Madison : Come on, Becks. You think somebody here might have done it?

 Beckett : that the killer either knew the chef, or was someone who had keys.

 Madison : I was at a party until the wee hours. Lots of people saw me.

 Sheldon : He's using the analytical, rather than emotional side of the brain...

 Sheldon : ...suggesting that he has no personal relationship with the caller.

 Leonard : Sure. I guess there's no other choice but to go ahead and do it.

 Sheldon : This suggests some sort of invasive medical test, like perhaps a colonoscopy.

 Leonard : Aren't there any other options? There's not a lot of room.

 Allesandro : Although I do feel bad about having fired Chef Emilio.

 Allesandro : Of course, that literally is the case for several of you.

 Allesandro : ...please tell your father how much we're going to miss him.

 House : Judging by the growth, I'd say I've been unconscious for two days.

 House : Judging by the oily buildup in your hair, I'd say you're lying.

 Cameron : The bullet to your abdomen pierced your stomach, nicked the bowel,

 Cameron : - The one in your neck... - I don't remember that one.

 Cameron : You don't care why a guy walked into a hospital and shot a doctor?

 House : Big fat tongue, on the other hand, endlessly entertaining.

 Hayley : That's just where you were going. l figured l'd help you out.

 Hayley : You don't seem like the kind of guy who does this a lot?

 House : On the other hand, Taub and Thirteen can do the liver biopsy today.

 Sidas : I have one shot when I get home from work, baby. That's it.

 Dara : No, but you've obviously been drinking enough to hurt your liver.

 Bernadette : We know you're upset, and you have every right to be...

 Penny : We were trying to think of some way to show you how much we care about you.

 Bernadette : ...if you would agree to be the maid of honor at my wedding.

Like in Norway when my "friends" trapped me in a sauna with a horny otter?

 Amy : Go to a Native American sweat lodge, take peyote, roll in mud...

I can't wait. They'll cry so hard, they'll be fighting for breath.

If you want to, I could just hold them down and you could just..

 Wilson : Since this is a significant moment in my life and all, I'll...

Rachel, I was talking to this guy. I think he'll have sex with you.

No! I don't care what my hormones are doing! I won't do it with some random guy!

 Phoebe : Fine! Then you tell Roger, because he was really looking forward to this!

 Dr. Mclean : But he is recovering from the effects of exposure and dehydration.

 Dr. Mclean : but at this point, we don't think there's any cause for alarm.

 Ryan : I'm with Beckett. I never thought we'd see Castle again.

 Ryan : Maybe he used the boat to escape from whoever abducted him.

 The Food Critic : between my integrity and my desire to avoid a beating.

Thattagirl! We should get out of here, there's a new class coming in.

 Meredith : I know, I'm just saying that, you know, I don't cook, so you don't have to cook.

 Finn : and try really hard to act like you aren't scary and damaged.

 Finn : Mm-hmm. All right. Why don't you tell me about your family?

 Meredith : Me not wanting to talk about my family, does not make me scary or damaged.

The problem is trying to figure out how to control the damage we have done.

 Izzie : - What did you say to him? - Nothing. I fled the scene.

 Ryan : But it did match DNA trace evidence found at another crime scene.

 Castle : Well, at least that's something. What was the crime scene?

 Esposito : DNA confirms that the man who killed Orlando Costas in that alley

 Sheldon : Run around outside with a wet head and try to catch a cold.

l think you'll really enjoy yourseIf today. You get to meet my relatives.

...all the food is incredibly soft. It's like a vacation for your teeth.

l decided to find a way that l could have this experience and enjoy it.

 Sheldon : ...and still spend the whole day gaming with my friends.

 Sheldon : Headset. I won't hear a word the old geezers are saying.

 Castle : it's possible that one of those payments was for Operation Pandora.

 Beckett : Both from offshore accounts, but they're closed. It's a dead end.

 Esposito : Guy in the park said he's been spending time with this man.

 Esposito : now an economics professor at The School of International Affairs.

 Esposito : but the guy is also an advisor to the IMF, the UN Economics Council,

 Yanni : It seemed like he knew every move I was gonna make before I made it.

 Ryan : Witnesses said you spent a lot of time talking. What about?

 Yanni : When he found out what I did, he had a million questions.

 Yanni : About world economic forces, historic socio-economic models.

It's human nature to want to protect people we like. - I don't like him.

To think if we just form the right team, we'll all get along and be able to pull the boat...

 Vogler : It's not a boat. It's not a machine that has a lot of parts that have to work together.

 Vogler : The metaphors are all crap. This is a business. That's all it is.

 Carmen : Can I put my pants back on now? I'd rather you didn't.

Oh, for God's sake. She's here to play into my fantasy, not 'cause she's Meryl Streep.

 Caring : Too much pain to be a slipped disc. Could be herniated and impinging the nerve root.

- He's curling. It's not the back. - Sir, where are you getting pain?

Help me! - He's not gonna tell us anything if we don't get him out of pain.

- Give him 50 milligrams of Demerol. - We have no history. He could be allergic.

 House : - What do I do? - We can't diagnose him while he screams.

 Meredith : We can't do anything. It's not our place to make that call.

 Meredith : I'll get the dopamine. You get the blood. We'll transfuse him.

 Cristina : I had a radiologist look at his chest. He has a traumatic aortic injury.

 Amy : The time before that, he was making a list of who's allowed

 Leonard : It's like seeing a unicorn and Bigfoot at the same time.

 Howard : Maybe you want to wash your little raccoon hands first.

 Howard : Next week is the anniversary of my first date with Bernadette.

 Howard : Just putting something in the bank for what horrible thing I do next.

I'm writing a song, and hoping we could all play it for her together.

 Leonard : I'm not sure, but I think I'm about to discover how the banana felt.

 Lesley : Neither of us are neuroscientists, but we both understand the biochemistry of sex.

 Lesley : Dopamine in our brains is released across synapses, causing pleasure.

 Lesley : Stick electrodes in a rat's brain, give him an orgasm button.

I am working right now. So say what you have to say and leave me alone!

 Ross : Did you get Monica's authorization to move all her stuff?

 Chandler : Yes. I'm gonna put it back exactly where I found it.

She won't care if I put her stuff back in the same stupid place.

 Howard : See a Penny, pick her up, and all the day, you'll have good luck.

 Penny : Well, there's this girl I know from back in Nebraska, Christy.

 Penny : The next thing I know, she's invited herself to stay with me.

 Penny : She got here today and she's just been in my apartment...

...yakking about every guy she slept with in Omaha, which is every guy in Omaha...

 Penny : ...and washing the sluttiest collection of underwear...

 Howard : Is she doing it one thong at a time or does she throw it all in?

So if you don't like this Christy, why are you letting her stay?

 Penny : She was engaged to my cousin while sleeping with my brother...

 Sheldon : ...with the delightfully folksy tale of the whore of Omaha?

It came to about $ 112. But what the hell? Just call it an even 110?

So they all took off. It was pretty hard watching them go, you know?

Erase the hard drives, grab the tapes, wipe our fingerprints off every surface and run.

ANNOUNCER [ON TV] : A NASA spokesman states that due to the loss of data...

 Penny : You said that if I went out with you I could drive a car on Mars.

 House : She's completely honest but also completely boring. Watch this.

 House : Did you want to do one of those? You should've spoken up.

 Masters : I have decided to accept your offer for an internship.

 House : No doubt something horrible has just happened to our patient.

 Beckett : - Was Omar Dixon a part of the mess? - He went into hiding.

 Beckett : I can keep you for 24 hours and I fully intend to do so.

 Beckett : a man has been killed and he is a person of interest.

 Barney : - So, here's the deal... - April, have you met Barney?

 Robin : April just finished her shift, and she's looking to blow off some steam.

 Marshall to lily : - What are you doing? - Well, you were so nice to me tonight,

So, as I was saying, April, Barney is the Yankees' new second-baseman.

 Robin : you could hit a goal for her during the baseball match.

 Barney : Yeah, I'm nervous for the other team, 'cause when I step up to that plate...

 Howard : You'll be trapped forever in his whiny, hyper-neurotic snot web.

 Leonard Dials phone : Okay, that was very nice of you. Okay, I gotta go.

 Raj : ...and deal with Sheldon or have a stranger carve out your corneas with a laser beam?

 Scoville : All right, all right! Hold up, hold up! All right! I sold to him.

 Scoville : Couple of dudes. Couple of chicks. One was Asian. Kind of hot.

Okay. So you're telling me that you saw all of them in the park last night, right?

 Rachel : His father tried to put you out of business! You are dead!

 House : Probably keep him on fluids for a few more hours, then off he goes.

 House : Figuring requires deductive reasoning. I'm figuring that you did no figuring.

 House : Stacy just ratted me out, right? So much for attorney-client privilege.

 Cuddy : I'm the client, you moron. Stacy has a duty to this hospital.

 Cuddy : Or maybe an imaginary pain because you don't want to go back to prison?

 House : - Where does it hurt? - My gut, like I'm getting stabbed!

So since we're getting off early, do you want to go and paint mugs?

 Castle : But when Random got out of jail, he couldn't figure it out.

figuring he's going to strong-arm Lloyd's old partner into helping him.

 Beckett : Only Stuckey wasn't home and someone called the cops.

 Low : I knew that his arrest would give me the leverage I needed

 Low : But he insisted on holding on to the map for safekeeping.

 Castle : So why were you really at Carver's office the night he died?

 Low : When I got there, he was already dead. Murdered by that old man.

 Leonard : you'd be like the toughest kid on the Disney Channel.

 Mrs. Epstein : He'll probably be fine. He's always been a little hard-headed.

 Derek : - Does your head hurt when you laugh? - Is that a bad thing?

Your husband might need a little quiet, so, there's a cafeteria...

 Tim interrupts : Pain or no, I don't want to miss out on the holidays with my kids.

 George : Nadia Shelton, 41, scheduled for excision of her gastric ulcer.

 Nadia's mother : Lot of good it's done. She's been scheduled for three days.

 Nadia's Mother : Watch your child spend 3 days in pain, then talk to me about inconvenience.

 Taub : That's serious surgery. General anesthesia, long recovery...

 Treiber : I have drawers filled with people who had clean scans.

 Treiber : Until you actually do that, I refuse any other tests.

 Treiber to Chase : Statistically, you're the best surgeon in the hospital.

 House screaming : For the love of God, swallow! ...three, two, one!

You'll have to come out of your hole at some point, you son of a bitch!

I was given to understand that you allow your friends time on the machine.

Oh. This entire endeavor seems to have been an exercise in futility.

 Thirteen : Toad eggs will cause nausea, and they can get you high.

 Thirteen : If we can get him to keep his clothes on long enough,

 Cuddy : But there's this place in Normandy. It's on a tidal island.

 Cuddy : Everyone who's not staying in one of the small inns has to leave

 House : and being insulted by stinky people this time tomorrow.

 House : Well, she can come, too. Or to Grandmother's house she can go.

 Castle : Loyal, devoted, seemingly distraught over the death of his master.

 Castle : Yet, all the while, lurking behind that mask of servile correctness,

Firstly, he was carrying on a torrid affair with his master's wife.

 Ryan : Easley resigned after some of their valuables went missing.

 Castle : so you wouldn't do frivolous things with your lottery winnings.

 Reginald Easley : These aren't my things. They belong to my employer.

It must be hard, being around all this wealth, none of it yours.

 Beckett : Born in Leeds to a single mother who was a seamstress.

 Beckett : With the right training, you lost the low-brow accent

 Derek : I deserve your support. Tell me I didn't move for nothing.

 Richard : And you did. You have a fantastic woman who loves you.

 Richard : Do you know what being Chief will do to you? Why do you think I'm divorced?

 Bailey : Fine. Stevens, I'm going, unless you need me to call security.

 Sheldon : But residing within you is the potential for another me.

 Sheldon : Perhaps even taller, smarter and less prone to freckling.

 Sheldon : Now, I am not saying that I should be the sole decider of who you mate with.

If you're not attracted, then the likelihood of conception will be reduced.

 Sheldon : Frequent coitus dramatically increases the odds of fertilization.

 Missy : Now, I've lived my whole life dealing with the fact that my twin brother is...

 Foreman : - deserves to be ripped off. - Yeah, stupid, stupid kids.

 Foreman : I've got an uncle. He can spit a cherry pit 50 yards.

 Chase : There is a bubble in his lung. We should do a Swan-Ganz catheterization.

 Wilson : Is there a light somewhere that goes on when I have food?

 House : Green for food, orange for beverages, red for impure thoughts.

 House : I'm just trying to function. He's trying to win himself some little yellow jerseys.

 Wilson : Obviously they huddled in the hall and worked up this circus act

 Raj : I'll tell you what. How about we go Rock, Paper, Scissors?

 Sheldon : Anecdotal evidence suggests that in a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors...

 Sheldon : ...players familiar with each other will tie 75 to 80 percent of the time...

 Sheldon : ...Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

 Leonard : You and I never just hang out like this. Why is that?

 Amy : -I know. it's weird, right? -Yeah. We should do it more often.

and in the dark, found a heavy object and bludgeoned him in his bed.

 Castle : Giving the first killer more than enough time to get home,

 Castle : where she can be seen by, let's say, a security camera.

 Tom : And the second killer wouldn't appear to be involved if he was, say,

 Beckett : and by doing that, they both inadvertently alibied each other out.

The press conference he had called... It was not about animal rights.

 Tom : They both killed him, and they both paid the blackmailer.

 Beckett : Which means they both had to raise a lot of money in not a lot of time.

 Montgomery : They didn't cover their tracks because they didn't think

 Montgomery : anyone would get on to the blackmail and come looking.

 Beckett : It turns out Blake was leveraged in debt up to his eyeballs.

 Esposito : We reached out to that lingerie shop and ID'd our blonde.

 Ryan : one of her aliases just checked into a motel at 153rd by JFK.

 Beckett : Where are you going? I thought you were staying out of sight.

 Hayley : She killed my friend. I'm going to be there for the arrest.

 Ted voix off : The money he got for scrap parts paid our bar tab

You wanna re-investigate Eric's murder on behalf of your friend,

 Castle : of asking me to look into it unless Christopher was innocent?

 Castle : and the trail leads back to Christopher Carlucci, so be it.

 Beckett : But you have to promise that Captain Gates isn't gonna find out

 Beckett : And you have to keep me looped in every step of the way.

 Castle : And since Dino gave me an all-access pass with the family,

 Esposito : I don't know. But I don't like him going around us like this.

 Sheldon : Everybody's leaving, most of the good panels are over,

 Sheldon : and the only T-shirts they have left are small and XXXXL.

I'm paying you back for headshots, electric bills, all that pizza...

 Foreman : Clot's gotta be constricting the flow in the hepatic vein.

 Cameron : It's not constricting it. It's completely blocking it. His whole liver's fried.

that's blocking his hepatic vein. How can he have both a bleed and a clot?

 Chase : Increased pressure downstream could also stop the blood.

 Foreman : There's no heart failure or cirrhosis. Means it has to be a clot.

 House : Boy, that was humiliating. How does Whitner make it through the day?

 House : You guys are still thinking like doctors when you should be thinking like plumbers.

 House : Something inside the liver is punching holes in the pipes.

 Bernadette : I love you, too. If I don't talk to you before you go to sleep,

 Penny : Why don't you just admit you only want to play this game

 Penny : because you always play it with Leonard and you miss him?

 Sheldon : Do I miss how he makes a face on my toaster waffle with syrup?

 Sheldon : Do I miss the way he fixes the zipper on my jacket when it gets stuck?

the phrase "Shelly Cooper's a smelly pooper" spread like wildfire.

 Amy : Do you have any ethical qualms regarding human experimentation?

 Sheldon : It's one of the few forms of interaction with people that I don't find repellent.

 Sheldon : And a second non-tantalizing piece to use as a control.

Look, your problem is not Wil Wheaton. Your problem is the way you treated Amy.

 Penny : Come on, someone insulted your girlfriend, you just let him do it?

 Sheldon : Think I've evolved beyond my simple rustic upbringing.

 Sheldon : On the other hand, that low-down polecat done wronged my woman.

 Sheldon : ...she eats all the Brazil nuts so I don't have to look at them.

 Greg House : I mean, obviously the Village People played out the whole cop thing.

 Casey Alfonso : My dad had some, but he's always like that before a race.

 Eric Foreman : but I'm guessing your symptoms were caused by just dehydration in the heat.

 Casey Alfonso : Look, I make a living driving 300 miles an hour,

 Casey Alfonso : which makes the ability to stay conscious kind of important.

 Beckett : Why don't you guys check with Lanie and see if she found anything, okay?

 Esposito : I doubt gargoyle attack is covered under his warranty.

- Get it? The phone warranty... - I'll have tech pull the SIM card.

 Lanie : we found trace amounts of a substance by the chisel markings.

 Lanie : and was transferred to the statue when he pushed it over.

 Ryan : Maybe our killer cut through there on his way to do the deed.

 Lanie : Nice idea, but this pollen is from a particular kind of calabash

 Lanie : We found trace amounts of the same pollen on both death threats.

 Beckett : You know, Crow would have been two years old when that woman was killed.

 Beckett : Do you remember anything from when you were that young?

When she and Alan got married, Alan took her name, so did Matthew.

 Castle : Well, he's either a feminist or he's hiding something.

While we're waiting for these pills to kick in, I'm gonna sit you down on the couch.

Sit down. I'm gonna make you some tea, and then I'm gonna rub your feet.

 House : And I got your profession from your super competent technique

 Nurse : Verbal faculties seem to be intact. Do you remember passing out?

 House : Would hurt a lot less if you hadn't swiped my pain pills.

 Nurse : Dr. Cuddy's orders. Wants me to regulate the amount of...

 House : Means I was wrong. My patient doesn't have Parkinson's.

 House : Cuddy knows that's the only reason I wouldn't want to stay here

 Kutner : House's skull fracture extends all the way down to his ear canal.

 Foreman : House is being looked after. Our other patient has jaundice,

 House : I assume you've already ruled out hepatitis and Wilson's.

 Thirteen : Give him five minutes. Brainstorming a few possibilities

 Thirteen : isn't going to explode his brain. And if she's wrong,

 Bernadette : Well, why don't we take it home and put it in our freezer?

 Howard : You didn't say they couldn't pass through my colon first.

 Tom : I have no time for regular culture, let alone subculture.

 Castle : Tom, you're too modest. A number of zombies sang your praises.

 Beckett : You're a kid from Ridgewood, Tom. You don't even have a job.

 Castle : You were trying to get ahead, you know, make a life with Greta.

BECKETT : David wanted to see Greta the night that he was killed.

 Beckett : He was seen sitting in his car outside of your apartment.

 Castle : When you left that night, he followed you to the zombie walk.

 Beckett : The two of them had a history. I mean, you knew you couldn't compete.

 Beckett : You dosed Kyle with scopolamine, told him to kill David,

 Castle : Oh, come on. You can't tell me you weren't just a little bit excited.

 Castle : What's bugging me though, is if there was no treasure,

 Castle : You know, if it was me, I would have left something out of the map.

 Castle : Yes. Unfortunately, when you go treasure hunting with a cop,

 Castle : she makes you return the treasure to its rightful owner.

 Alexis : that I convinced myself that I was just trading one thing for another.

 Alexis : But playing pretend with you was one of the best parts of my childhood.

 Alexis : And it means more to me than any shiny, new scooter ever could.

 Castle : I can send you to the store for batteries for lightsabers.

 Alexis : Oh, and when you have the scooter, maybe I can borrow the car?

Look, l don't normally ask out women that l meet in coffeehouses.

 Thirteen : MS explains everything that's wrong with her right now.

 Cuddy : I told you not to take that case specifically so you could deal with Wilson.

 House : And the two ended up dovetailing rather nicely, don't you think?

This is how you show your friendship? By bludgeoning him with guilt?

 Cuddy : You're willing to risk your career but you're not willing to say sorry?

 Cuddy : Because if you tell Wilson how you actually feel about him,

 Cuddy : about your part in what happened, and he walks out the door anyway,

 Cuddy : You're doing the same thing he is, you're running away.

 Thirteen : collaborative, sometimes it's hard to tell where an idea comes from.

 Ted voix off : But one holiday was always my favorite... super bowl Sunday.

 Barney : He should really do something about his flying problem.

 Beckett : He told Heisler about the Beau James stash and Heisler got greedy.

 Castle : He convinced Donny that the whiskey would fetch a better price

 Beckett : And that gave Heisler enough time to figure out where it was hidden.

 Beckett : When Donny caught him in the vault, Heisler panicked, hit him with a bottle.

 Esposito : Yo. We figured out how Heisler disappeared on you in the tunnel.

 Esposito : He had a hidden entrance that could only be opened from the other side.

 Esposito : CSU followed it from the street to the abandoned sewer to the tunnel,

Here's three cases that Heisler hadn't gotten around to selling yet.

And I just, I mean, how might I acquire one of these for myself?

Yes. But who's to say today's evidence can't be tomorrow's nightcap?

 Montgomery : Now, I'm sure it'll be a few months before we can figure out

 Alexis : Gracie took me shopping at this place I never even knew existed

 Alexis : They had the greatest stuff. She has a really good eye.

 Mom : - What's happening to him? - He's seizing. I need clonazepam.

If I turn into my parents, I'll be an alcoholic blond chasing men...

Only to find yourself standing there with no idea what to do or say.

"I have to pee." And I said, "Don't worry, baby, I'll do it for you."

 Lily : Halfway through the pee, I'm, like, "This doesn't even make sense!"

Whatever Marshall needs to get through this day, I got it right here.

 Lily : Marshall's mom hasn't eaten, slept or sat down since we got here.

I've been talking to you for five minutes now about killing myself...

 Foreman : My advice is that we narrow our focus to conditions that we can diagnose,

 Cameron : You can't ask the person she's about to dump to donate half her liver.

 Max : You're not going to try to figure out what's doing this to her?

 House : to create a close, personal relationship with every dying person you meet,

 House : we would be blissfully ignorant of any ethical dilemmas

 House : and might actually be able to concentrate on the differential.

 Foreman : It's rare, but any of the hepatitis viruses could cause sleep disturbances

 Cameron : - We have an ethical dilemma. - No, we don't. Continue.

 House : It could explain the bleeding, maybe the liver failure.

 Cameron : We're withholding information relevant to her decision to risk her life.

 Cameron : - How is that not an ethical dilemma? - It's not medical information.

 Foreman : Wilson's disease could explain the liver and neurological symptoms.

 House : Rings don't have to be there if there's neurological symptoms.

 House : We tell, she changes her mind, our patient dies. How is that moral?

 Cameron : She's doing this out of love, and Max doesn't know...

 Foreman : Yeah, but we don't have the time to test for any of it.

 Foreman : Before she can get the transplant, we need to do about 80 procedures.

 House : While you endoscope her bile ducts, scrape her stomach for mushroom spores.

 Castle : Goldstein was wearing formal, turn-of-the-century clothes.

 Castle : He shot an antique bullet identical to the one he was killed with.

 Castle : I bet they could hear the bells chiming all the way from over here.

 House : First of all, stop saying "a" truth. There is only one truth.

 House : If your life has meaning, your job doesn't have to have meaning.

 House : Screw-ups are more palatable if you have someone's arms to go cry in.

 Lucas : If his marriage falls apart, you think he'll be working harder for you?

 Foreman : Could be his immune system's on hyperdrive, cytokine storm.

Well, it's just.. It's one of these situations that I just hate.

No. No. It's just that he gave me three tickets and there are six of us.

 Phoebe : of lesbian love scenes interspersed with video games and free sandwiches.

 Joey : Chandler got you out of going to the lesbian sandwich museum this weekend.

 Wilson : It's all about speed, isn't it? One thing to another, never standing still.

 Wilson : - You're pretty good at that. - I know my way around a razor blade.

 Masters puts A Sterile Pot In Front Of Jack : I'm gonna need you to cough.

 Masters : They obviously don't know each other, so it's not toxic exposure.

 Masters : If you could just cough up a sample, we can test for pathogens.

 Jack : Sorry. Sorry. There's nothing... There's nothing coming up.

 Taub examining Jack With A Penlight. : Round, equal, reactive to light, it's not a stroke.

 Masters : He didn't jump because he was sick or because he knew that girl.

 House : Yes, but that doesn't make him a hero, it just makes him an idiot.

You know what I don't like you. You always got something to say.

You bailed on Thanksgiving, Christmas, live in a trailer, getting a divorce.

I want to get off on the right foot. Gotta get my ID renewed, new time card,

 IZZIE : This is me. Human Resources. See you guys on the floor.

 MEREDITH : Derek had a woman in his trailer last night. She was ugly. Very ugly.

 Seth : if she brought me some solid intel on Lee's criminal operations.

He didn't make it to one of my piano recitals, but this he sees!

This is okay. We're all adults here. There's nothing to be ashamed of.

Now, let's put our underwear in our pockets and walk out the door.

-l can still call you that, right? -Of course. l'll always be your dad.

l just want you to know that what you witnessed in there, that wasn't for fun.

 Beckett : with members of the student body, secretly funded by the US military.

 Beckett : Oh, well, then I suppose you won't mind if I send this.

 Lillstrom : What will it take for you not to tell anyone at Hudson about this?

 Lillstrom : Okay. I didn't kill Peter. And I wasn't sleeping with him.

 Lillstrom : The night Peter escaped, I wasn't even at the prison.

 Lillstrom : A pipe burst in my apartment. I was dealing with it all night.

 Lillstrom : whoever was having an affair with Peter killed him,

 Lillstrom : My study deals with extracting secrets from unwilling subjects.

But no, the important thing is, is that you see what I'm saying.

 Sheldon : They're not found in nature. You don't just dig in the ground...

 Sheldon : ...come across a rich vein of Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots.

 Penny : - Pick another game. - Why don't we do something athletic?

 Amy : Like, go over to the university pool and play water polo?

 Sheldon : That is true. I have a higher than normal body density.

- All right, let's keep it simple. Darts? - No, that's not fair, either.

 Sheldon : You've been frequenting drinking establishments since you were of legal age.

 Sheldon : Well, regardless, she has a distinct advantage in all tavern-based competitions.

 House : Foreman, we're gonna draw blood. Run a test for infection and cancer.

 House : see if any of his past 900 medications could have screwed up his heart.

 House : Taub and Kutner, go to his apartment, check for neurotoxins.

 House : Got one lower limb flesh wound, another guy unconscious.

 Jason : I will kill her unless you back the hell out of there now!

 Beckett : There might be security cam footage that might nail down

 Blake Wilder : I can't believe that you guys are dragging me down here

 Blake Wilder : And then accusing me of murdering my own cousin.

 Tom : You said you were meeting some friends for a drink Sunday night?

 Blake : - I don't have one. - I'm gonna talk to your neighbors.

 Tom : If you weren't home when you say you were, I am gonna find out about it.

 Blake : I went to a newsstand. I bought some cigarettes, all right?

 Blake : My friends think that I quit, but every once in a while,

 House : It's too bad he didn't land the gig. He would have had fun.

 House : The only difference in this case is, it wasn't the same someone.

OK, then, how do you have a baby and then throw it in a trash can?

 ADDISON : I don't get how you go back to class and pretend like everything's fine.

 House : Well, either she's very smart or she has a severe fiber deficiency.

 Cameron : She's got an appointment with her ophthalmologist on Tuesday

 Cameron : and an appointment with her gynecologist on Thursday.

 House : There's three pairs of reading glasses, each with different prescriptions.

 House : Which would be explained by a tumor pressing on the optic nerve.

 House : A person with Munchausen's syndrome drinks battery acid.

But they don't go to an ophthalmologist to get their pupils dilated.

 Cameron : An ophthalmologist is a doctor. Attention is attention.

 House : How many hospitals have you contacted? Has one doctor said she's crazy?

 Foreman : Munchausen's patients are good at covering their tracks.

 Uniform : Alarm system was activated around 10 : 00 last night,

 Uniform : right after the victim and her boyfriend were seen returning home.

 Ryan : Hey, you think maybe Beckett can talk the new captain into bringing him back?

 Castle : Thank you very much. Thank you very much for the hard work.

 Ross : I did divert her, and we ended up having a great time, okay?

Bailey re-intubated him, but he was without oxygen for, I don't know...

 Burke : Your father's body is diseased and has undergone tremendous trauma.

 Burke : - There's no blame here. - Do people come back from this?

I'm just wondering, in your experience, can people come back from this?

 Burke : if you'd like me to send up a prayer, that is a thing I'd be happy to do.

 Sheldon : I was worried something unpleasant was happening to you.

 Penny : Uh, you're sad about not getting anything done last night,

 Howard : and you guess if he was talking to his girlfriend or his dog.

 Castle : He's the Triple Killer. He set Gates up to be a copycat.

 Beckett : when you and Ryan didn't come back from talking to Jerry.

 Castle : Now, he's going to kill again, all because I couldn't stop him.

 Adams : You're covering for him. I did the same thing many times.

 Adams : figure out what line you aren't willing to cross for him.

 Foreman : as a result of her actions on October 7th of this year.

 Park : thank you for giving me this opportunity to speak to you today. I...

 House looking Furious : Good news. You can cancel the hearing, because I'm firing her myself.

 Sheldon : Now, remember, Newton realized that Aristotle was wrong...

 Sheldon : So let's plug in our 9.8 meters per second squared...

 Sheldon : --equals mass times 9.8 meters per second per second.

 Sheldon : So we can see that MA equals MG and what do we know from this?

 Sheldon : No, Fig Newtons are named after a small town in Massachusetts.

You're supposed to put all that stuff in a little box in your mind...

The woman who married a bunch of times and killed herself when you were 13?

Wait! Does this also mean that putting out doesn't get you love?

 Jessica Ashley : Oh, my God. I won? Do you have any idea what this means?

 Chandler : You roll another hard eight, we get married tonight.

 Chandler : So if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it.

 Monica : -This one I like. -Nothing. Nothing. It's over. Damn it!

-I wanted to see them talk to his neighbors. -Well, I'm standing right here...

It was only a matter oftime until he crossed the line and got caught.

 Castle : But you were right. They're not going to give you the benefit of the doubt.

 Castle : Ryan and Esposito are good cops. They're going to find you.

 Castle : No. Beckett and I are sort of on a time-out right now.

 Slaughter : Nothing makes a woman want you more than moving on.

 Castle : This time, you need me, so we're gonna play by my rules.

 Greg House : Then, three months ago, turns into a parade of happy banalities.

 James Wilson : We can stop swabbing. Her clichÃ©s are getting healthier.

 Greg House : Or she's less depressed. Aren't there pills that do that?

 Jerry : Oh, yeah. He said a partner helps him get away with things.

 Jerry : Though I get the idea he never uses the same partner twice.

 Castle : Tell your guys to arrest Gates. I know how he killed Kim Foster.

 Castle : Gates said he walks home every night at the same time, right?

Gates would've had access to wigs and disguises from the prop house.

 Beckett : That's Paul McCardle. That's why he was watching Linda Russo.

 Montgomery : going down to the rooftop of the building next door.

 Castle : Maybe he's going after Donna. That way, he could punish Jerry, too.

 Esposito : Yeah, in the shave cream. It says here right on the can.

 Castle : What are you talking about? What is she talking about?

 Beckett : I just shot Damian Wilder in the chest, and he's bleeding out.

 Beckett : to start writing the message implicating the protestors.

 Beckett : because I keep having to go back in order to get more blood.

 Beckett : And then all of a sudden, I hear a noise out the back.

 Castle : Hold on. You're forgetting about the bludgeoning part.

 Chandler : I wanted to make a dramatic scene, but I hate packing.

 The Woman Dealer : I don't know about the hands, but he went to the restroom.

That's impossible. We have had a deal for years. We shook on it.

 Ross : Although, believe me, she wanted to do a lot more than that.

 Leonard : ...I'd just apologize for everything so we could end up in bed.

 Penny : Picking the movie, knowing what he wants, a little cocky.

 Leonard : If that's what you like, I can be that guy. I'll be anything you want me to be.

 Gavin : You think I could possibly hurt my wife? I told you, we were happy.

Her sister? That woman's had it out for me since we started dating.

 Beckett : Get up to that store and talk to everyone that was there that night.

 Castle : Not just any storage facility. This one's open 24 hours.

Last night at 3 : 00 a.m., I watched him pull a rug out of his apartment.

 Castle : That's where he's storing her until he can figure out what to do.

 Beckett : who asked him to keep it in storage until she's ready to pick it up.

 Leonard : I've come to peace with my relationship with my parents.

Yeah. I was... I'm on my way. But could you tell him about the complications?

 Bailey : Dr. Stevens, unless Mr. Duquette's heart has suddenly grown a brain,

 Izzie : - Just don't be stupid, OK? - You're not the boss of me now, woman.

But your heart function has improved exponentially since we put it in.

 Burke : - The setting is working well. - You know my music, Dr. Burke.

 Cristina : But you'd be willing to sacrifice your life for your music?

 Adams : Periventricular and subcortical white matter are clean.

 Adams : So you're saying masculinity is ingrained and irrational.

 Adams : By extension, you're also saying femininity is enlightened and rational.

 Adams : It's the way we should all be. Guys just aren't capable of it.

 House : So, what causes double vision on top of all the other symptoms?

 Adams : It's not a brain tumor or we would've seen it on the scans.

 Chase : Simpson traded this in exchange for me helping out on some of my days off.

 Adams : But you're way too smart to fall for a blatant bribe like that.

 Castle : Not as absurd as killing a woman to salvage your story.

 Castle : Drowning her in motor oil gave you just the ending you needed.

I'm a true crime writer, so I don't have your talent for fiction.

 Lee : She wanted to cash in and keep herself out of jail. That's it.

 Beckett : Well, she must have felt some responsibility for what happened.

 Adam : Every month since the bombing, the Pikes have been receiving money,

 Castle : courtesy of Cynthia Dern. Only, there's nothing about that in your notes.

 Lee : I was out to dinner with my publisher until after midnight.

 Castle : Remind me if I ever decide to write a memoir, to never write a memoir.

 Castle : and I'm not a very truthful person. It'd be too easy to make myself look good.

 Richard : You know she's someone important. Someone who loves you.

 Ellis : I'd do everything so differently. I'd fight harder for you.

 Richard : And then you would have fought me for Chief and probably won.

 Richard : And I wouldn't have minded because we'd have kids at home.

 Richard : Probably bought that big house on Parker, the one with the barn.

 Joey : Yep, this kiss thing is defiantly a problem, Mr. Beatty wants to see it again on Monday.

 Phoebe : All right. I'll do it, I kissed him before I can do it again.

 Monica : Joey, you know, maybe your just not used to kissing men,

 Monica : -But Chandler lent you money. -And he would tell you it was a mistake.

Come on, l just.... l need it for some rent and some other bills.

 Joey : -What's in the bag? -You know how Emma started crawling?

...so l went to the store and l got some stuff to baby-proof the apartment.

Why is it such a big deal now? You know, when l was a kid, it was like : 

 Castle : and it's to pick up a sexy archeologist costume, don't worry.

 Thirteen a Little Bit Annoyed : I don't know, House. I mean, what am I supposed to do'?

 Thirteen a Little Bit Annoyed : I trained to be a doctor. I know how to take someone's pain away,

 Thirteen a Little Bit Annoyed : how to make a stopped heart beat again.

 Thirteen a Little Bit Annoyed : We've brought people's kids back, their husbands.

 Thirteen : Is it okay for me to walk away from that because I wanna just have fun'?

 Beckett : His van was seen outside both Anita and Sam's apartments,

 Beckett : and Anita ID'd him as the guy that was talking to our victim

 Dwight : I'm prepared to take full responsibility and admit to what I did.

 Beckett : Yes, I'm sure you are. Now, do you recognize this man?

 STAMMERING I don't know, it's just been stuck in my head lately.

 Beckett : We know. Now, can you take a close look at these pictures

 Beckett : There are traffic cams on Houston. They might've caught a plate number.

 Dwight : Seriously? I killed someone and all you care about is a van?

All right, Tech scrubbed traffic cam footage from last Tuesday on Houston,

 Foreman : Either she's lying or she's actually emotionally detached.

 Wilson : they're supposed to make the other person feel better.

 Castle : One of the many reasons I'm glad I'm not actually a cop.

 Castle : That sex scene you're looking for. And Agent Gray was right. It's steamy.

 Castle : There's no one in the world I trust more than I trust you.

 Alexis : Aren't you worried about Dylan's intentions towards Gram?

 Castle : I'm hoping they involve running away together, but I'm not that lucky.

 Castle : Speaking of running away, how about we have dinner out?

 House : Like when you're trying to teach someone a lesson about humility or something.

He's not gonna learn anything. I just thought the same principle might apply.

 House : We also don't pad our bills, swipe samples from the pharmacy,

 House : or fantasize about the teenage daughters of our patients either.

 House : Unless you've invented a new way of doing an open lung biopsy.

 House : did you find a copy of the january 1967 Massachusetts medical journal?

 Cameron : I work for one of the top diagnosticians in the country.

 Cameron : We're pouring all of our energy into figuring this out.

 Foreman : Look at it this way, it's better to suck at taking one test

 Taub : Rachel thought it was too big, and I can't keep it in my hotel room.

 Mrs Wolowitz off : I'll just go sit in a hole in the ground so I'm no trouble when I die.

You listen to me, if you wanna be a man you can't let a woman tell you what to do.

 Mrs Wolowitz off : Fine. Explain why you've been gone so long and I haven't gotten a single letter.

 Raj : ...it's not the balls-to-the-wall action of badminton or cricket, but hey...

 Sheldon : Leonard, Penny wants to exploit any feelings you have for her...

 Penny : Oh, Penny, this is Dr. Plimpton, a leading expert on quantum cosmology.

 Penny : Dr. Plimpton, Penny is a waitress who doesn't understand...

 Penny : ...the role gasoline plays in the internal combustion engine.

 Leonard : Okay, well, I guess I should get dressed so I can take everyone to work.

 Leonard : You and Sheldon and Sheldon's friend, Dr. Plimpton, who you just met.

 Hayley : Tell you what, uh, why don't you let me tie you up first?

 House : If he has a severe reaction, 10 epi pens won't save him.

 House : If it's not meningitis, we're risking his life and flushing meds down the toilet.

 Cuddy : If it's cloudy he gets the Augmentin. And we risk a reaction.

 House : Sounds like a plan. All except for the part where we don't have an LP needle.

 House : And the shaking of the plane means I'll probably pierce his spinal cord

 House : and cripple him for life. But, I mean, it totally sounds like a plan.

 Taub : In med school, it seemed like everybody else could handle the pressure.

 Stuart : Well, if Bernadette wants her ankles to swell up even more,

If I was going to pick someone who'd go psycho and shoot up the place...

 Izzie : I have been over this and over this and it can't be a lie and it can't be fake.

 Izzie : In order for you to get the heart, you would have to get worse. Much worse.

 Denny : Well, I don't see that happening. You see that happening?

 Alexis : Shaw's attack on the Crowne family was anything but random.

 Alexis : He was working as a consultant for a PI named Noah Kramer.

 Alexis : Kramer had been hired to investigate the Crowne family.

 Castle : Ooh, updating the murder board must mean Holmby's alibi checked out.

 Castle : Come on, I'm just excited to get off the whole orderly thing

 Ryan : Well, he's trying, but the power outage is slowing everything down.

 Alexis : for a PI named Noah Kramer who worked out ofyour office.

 Alexis : He was impaled by a pipe that fell at a construction site.

 Sheldon : I may have left a suggested organizational schematic...

 Penny entering : You came into my apartment while I was sleeping?

 Sheldon : And snoring. And that's probably just a sinus infection.

But it could be sleep apnea. You might wanna see an otorhinolaryngologist.

 Sheldon : ...that's either a proctologist, or a general surgeon.

 Leonard : How did you manage to get on the second floor of the Glendale Galleria?

 Taub : No, and she clearly doesn't have implants. Or joint pain. What's going on?

 Kutner : People who don't like or trust their doctors e-mail symptoms,

 Kutner : I can knock off four or five cases over lunch, clear two grand by e-mailing them back.

 Kutner : Legal notice spells out it doesn't replace doctor's visits,

 Kutner : Actually, House may sort of mind. Because I sort of set it up in House's name.

 Kutner : I mean, it's Dr. Gregory House's Second Opinion Clinic

 Raj : A lot of the things in that movie haven't been invented yet.

 Chandler : He broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park.

 Beckett : If we start digging we might be able to break through and help her.

 Castle : How is getting out of one prison and into another gonna help any of us?

Well, let me ask you this, if it was Alexis on the othe side, what would you do?

 Esposito : Spooner made a delivery to a Brooklyn house two months ago.

 Esposito : All they found was a hatch cut into the floor which accessed the basement.

 Ryan : Our guys must be targeting distressed properties to run their operations from.

 Esposito : Okay, get a list of all the National Bank owned properties in the New York area,

 Esposito : If they're working off the National Bank foreclosure list,

 Joey : The play was about a 29-year-old Italian actor from Queens!

 Kripke : Ooh, you have a special spot. What kind of wacko are you?

I gotta floss the lndian food out of my teeth if I'm gonna eat Chinese.

 Sheldon : But it was worth it. I've made substantial progress in bonding with Kripke...

 Sandy : Though I guess I should thank whoever taught you how to please a woman.

 Wilson : My mission is to find something that House would not like to see made public,

 Chase : But you know him better than anyone, why do you need my help?

 Wilson : House would never leave anything secret around the condo.

 Wilson : But you've worked in the same office with him, on and off, for years.

 Howard voice : I sure as hell hope so, because you're ruining my life!

 Leonard into phone : Hey, Penny, it's Leonard. Good news, you can take your head out of the oven.

 Sheldon removing hernia support : I guess I won't be needing this.

 Leonard : - What are you doing? - I'm checking for musical instruments.

 Wilson : something deep in your subconscious makes you create the appearance of a gift.

 Wilson : It's too bad you can't just be nice to people. You could get a real present that way.

 House : I would just look deep into my patient's eyes and act like you.

"Of course I'll sleep with you. What I lack in skill, I can make up for in..."

You'd just wind up insulting her. Perhaps calling her Mrs. Moron.

 House : Oh, I get it. You're trying to get me to prove you wrong,

 House : then I'm gonna be nice to all my patients all through the holiday season

 House : and then Mr. Potter won't steal Tiny Tim's porridge. I'm totally on it.

 Bernadette : ...for a man with a closet full of magic tricks at his mother's house.

 Howard : Secondly, when we get married, they're all going up in the attic...

 Bernadette : Hang on. You seriously think I'm gonna live with your mother?

 Howard : If we have kids, Mom's there to help. When she tells "The Three Little Pigs"...

 Bernadette : I'm not gonna live with your mother. Not now, not ever.

 Chase : - And his spleen isn't enlarged. - Size isn't everything.

 Cuddy : In the senator's condition, a spleen biopsy could easily cause sepsis and kill him.

 House : Now if I kill him, I can't tell the judge I had no idea of the risks involved.

His brain is turning into mush, and he's at risk for more infections. We have to do it.

 House : Okay. Go tell our human pincushion we'll be sticking him one more time.

 House : I am not warm and fuzzy, and you are basically a stuffed animal made by Grandma.

 Nolan : You got drunk enough to get into a bar fight and not remember,

 Nolan : Logically, people punish themselves for something they did,

 Ross : Dude, let's drive home. We'll hit all the maple-candy stores on the way back...

...and if they're closed, then maybe we'll tap a tree and make some ourselves.

 Chandler : They are totally ripping us off! Three hundred dollars each?

l know how to make your money back. This is a nice hotel. Plenty of amenities.

 Ross : We just load up on those. Like those apples. lnstead of taking one...

Come on, you get the idea. You know, we'll make our money back in no time.

 Chandler : -Dude, you're shaking. -lt's the sugar. Could you hold the apple?

 Castle : Well, you guys, you have no idea how excited I am to...

 Clay : from getting our hands on evidence to put away Lance's killer.

 Castle : Hey, listen, if your plan is to go to the club and steal that slot car...

 Rolf : since the car technically belonged to the victim, Lance.

 Captain Victoria Gates : I've just been informed that Jared Stone,

 Lawrence Kutner : Negative for amyloidosis and Thirteen goes down!

 Amber Volakis : If I had two minutes and some anti-nausea meds,

 Chris Taub : We obviously don't know what it is. Treat for both.

 Eric Foreman : We're not treating her for two completely separate diseases

 Amber Volakis : In case of emergency, go to the emergency room.

 Allison Cameron : Who are you looking for me to help you sell down the river? House or Cuddy?

 Chris Taub : he has to prove he's the smartest guy in the room.

All I've heard about you, you put the patient above everything else.

Ms. Taylor, does anyone in Stacey's life drive a silver Boxster?

 Mallory : She truly appreciates everyone's discretion in this matter.

 Chandler : - Well, gosh. That makes me feel so special and good.

 Doctor : Yeah, it's here in the paperwork we got from the clinic in Ohio.

 Erica : Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats.

 Amy : My mom said that's how girls end up addicted to reefer and jazz music.

 Bernadette : What do you say? This Friday we ditch work and go to Disneyland?

I'm a man who can't talk to women, trying to figure out how to go on a romantic date...

...with a girl who suffers from social anxiety, she can't be around other people.

 Foreman : Angiography revealed major upper and lower G.I. bleeding,

 Chase : He's also hallucinating. Thinks he's being tortured by someone named Jules.

 Cameron : It doesn't matter what he's hallucinating about, it matters why! It's lupus.

 Cameron : And a 16-year-old kid shouldn't have hemolytic anemia or be bleeding out of every orifice, but he is.

 Cameron : We had an opportunity to treat this. Instead, we diddled around with hepatitis "E", and now it's too late.

You gonna blame this on her? - Did you agree with my recommendation to treat for hep "E"?

 House : And then she went and lied to the father. That's why you're angry. - Yeah. I trusted you.

 Chase : - It's the best diagnosis we've got. - That doesn't make it good.

 Rachel : Why would you even want to come? You're a horrible skier.

 Rachel : Were you speaking to me, or sleeping with someone else?

It's valid, and I'm not the only one who thinks so. Monica agrees with me.

 Foreman : Severe bradycardia. Heart rate's down to 48 and falling fast.

 House : Gift shop's open. Buy him a card. He's not responding to atropine.

 House : Tell those E.R. geniuses to give him charcoal and naloxone. Stop following me.

 House : You don't care about the kid. You just find his illness intriguing.

 Foreman : His CAT scan was clean. There's no sign of infection. It's not diabetes.

So, what's the differential for a negative tox screen? - He was clean.

 Cameron : - Unless someone screwed up the test. - That never happens.

 Chase : Or he O.D.'d on something we didn't test for. 1.4-Butanediol would give you these symptoms.

 House : Same punch as G.H.B. A little pricier. Way more dangerous.

On the other hand, it is legal. I want you to go to his house and find his stash.

 Sheldon : Well, the lightbulb in this oven is ridiculously bright.

 Sheldon : I have it ready to go, but I wasn't gonna do it without you.

 Barney : The fact that I found a porno starring a guy named ted mosby...

 Barney : Ladies and gentlemen, I give you ted mosby, porn star.

 Mark : Well, you were right about the Jamaicans taking out Glitch.

 Slaughter : We both know you killed that Westie kid last night.

We gone to the cemetery to ambush him, but I never fire no shot.

 Slaughter : Better stand back, this guy's gonna pop like a grape.

 Cristina : At least give her the chance to have some feelings about it for God's sake!

 George shocked : - Why are you yelling at me? - Because of the estrogen, George!

 Burke : - Tell them I'll be in to see them. - You bumped me for a bowel obstruction?

 Meredith : I'm just trying to understand here, Mr. Hubble. Why ten doll heads?

 Bailey : Doyen clamps to Yang. Grey, push the head to the incision.

 Rachel : I'm sorry I went out with him when I knew you liked him.

 Rachel : How could you do that to him? Ross trusted me! What's he gonna say?

 Ryan : so it's most likely from a car painted prior to the 1990s.

 Castle : I don't know what that means either, but she got really excited about it.

They're based in Chicago, but have satellite offices all over the world,

 Castle : Now, according to the website, Universal Banking Solutions handles

 Castle : strategic and tactical procurements for international clients.

 Beckett : Okay, so what did Ted do when he connected to the server?

 Tori : It's impossible to tell. He could have sent an e-mail or accessed the website.

 Beckett : All right, let's see if Mr. Cross knows what Ted was up to.

 Beckett : There's no planning, no lists. All we do is, we just get married.

 Foreman : We ran some tests and the results point toward sarcoidosis.

 Foreman : It seems to have gone after Gabriel's skin and lungs and given him this fever.

But you're sure he has this one? We have a world-renowned doctor consulting.

 Chase : - He's convinced this is sarcoidosis. - Is it treatable?

Very, actually. See, this is I.V. methotrexate. It's an anti-inflammatory.

It should make all the swelling go down and, uh, get you all better.

 Foreman : It's definitely anthrax, and it definitely can't be anthrax. It doesn't cause throat nodules.

 Rowan : Only explanation is, this kid's got anthrax and sarcoidosis.

 Chase : - just happening to strike at once. - Unless you've got a better theory.

 Rowan : Call the Lancet, because that's one bizarre allergic reaction.

 Cameron : - Anthrax weakened his immune system. - And triggered a dormant sarcoidosis.

Keep him on antibiotics for the anthrax, and start the methotrexate for the sarcoidosis. See what happens.

 Raj : ...you get to look into each other's eyes and say I love you.

 Rachel : You know, Pheebs, when I was little, on my birthday...

 Rachel : ...my daddy would hide a present in every room of the house.

 Rachel : And then he would draw a treasure map to help me find them all.

 Phoebe : Oh, just think, she's gonna be watching that video on a TV...

 Phoebe : ...with friends who, right now, are just, like, babies.

 Phoebe : And they'll be living in a floating city that the humans built...

 Monica : Well, I was dancing around and singing "No Woman, No Cry"...

 Chandler : If I untangle you, will you please get rid of the cornrows?

- Some of these look a little frayed. - Yeah, I tried to gnaw myself free.

 Rachel : - So I guess now it's your turn again. - No, no, no, no.

I think it's better if you tell him. You know, it's easier for a woman.

 Ross : I left my helicopter sounds on another disk. I'll be right back, okay?

l'm thinking that maybe Joey isn't the right guy for me right now.

...he memorized all that stuff because he thought it was important to you.

 Beckett : - a chastity belt. - Thank you for that visual image.

 Castle : That's... And also, thank you for calling me "Big Rick."

 Esposito : Hey, by the way, our buddy Will has a girlfriend we might want to talk to.

 Teddy Farrow : Have you any idea of the spectacle you just caused?

 Teddy Farrow : and bring her down here as if she was some sort of criminal?

 Esposito : He admits Sierra hired him to take the stalker photos of Jenna.

 Castle : To prey on the fears of a naive couple, pressure them into moving back to Ohio

 Castle : - so Sierra could take her place. - Mr. Farrow, have you ever heard

 Teddy Farrow : I mean, have you any idea what this will do to me, the scandal?

 Beckett : A girl is dead, Mr. Farrow. Does that mean anything to you?

 Amy : Oh, I guess it must have been back when I was in the Girl Sprouts.

 Amy : She didn't want me selling cookies on some street corner "like a whore."

 ADDISON : Dr. Karev, how do we normally proceed in a situation like this?

 ALEX : We monitor the baby's progress, and if the descent stops entirely

 WIFE : I'm sorry, Dr. Karev, but Jeff and I have a natural birth plan.

I promised that we would do what we can, but if your labor intensifies

 ADDISON : - and the baby doesn't descend... - Then we'll wait until he does. Right?

 DEREK : Karev. Dr. Grey, I am clipping a basilar tip aneurysm. Any interest?

 Howard : These instructions are a pictographic representation...

 Howard : ...of the least imaginative way to assemble these components.

 Penny : - It looked pretty good in the store. - It is an inefficient design.

 Sheldon : Run an infrared repeater, photocell here, emitter here, easy-peasy.

 Sheldon : - Here and here. - Also inefficient, and might be loud.

PVC comes here. Maybe a little corrugated sheet metal as a radiator here.

 Leonard : Show me where we put a drip tray, a sluice and a overflow reservoir?

 Penny : Guys, it's hot in here. I think I'll just take off all my clothes.

What if we replaced panels A, B and F and crossbar H with aircraft-grade aluminum?

Leonard and Sheldon, go to the junkyard and pick up 6 square meters of aluminum.

 Esposito : They discovered part of a receipt with a smudge on it in the duffle bag.

 Esposito : Manufacturer's sending over a list of outlets in the Tri-State area,

 Gates : Maybe Beckett will have better luck with those threat letters.

 Castle : is the space alien that talks to them through their microwave.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, there's a lot of lonely and confused people out there,

 Castle : you would think Bracken would have more formidable enemies.

 Castle : I did, actually. I liked the way you dotted the "l" on "kill" with a little heart.

 Beckett : Which is why all I can do is treat it like another case.

 Beckett : 'Cause that's what it is. It's just like any other case.

 Beckett : You're tired, Castle. Why don't you go get some rest?

 Beckett : No, come on. Go. I'll call you if I need anything, okay?

 Castle : I want you to go back to first class. Stay there until I tell you.

 Castle : Assume that his plan is bigger than killing Kyle Ford.

 Debbie : Okay. We know what to do. First, we isolate him if possible.

 Castle : Good. And like you said, I think we should to do this quietly,

 Castle : try to get him out of his seat and away from the other passengers.

 Man 2 : Oh, honey, oh, sweetie, oh, I guess I should have told you.

 House : Get that idiotic smile out of my face, I got to go on a killing spree.

 Kutner : Or four, he has something that tests positive for syphilis.

 Kutner : I've heard of remote tribes that actually practice acts of kindness.

 Ryan : Senator Bracken was Assistant District Attorney for New York

 Esposito : Bracken must've heard about what they were doing through the grapevine.

 Beckett : And then he realized that he couldn't charge mobsters

 Beckett : because they wouldn't testify and then the cops would walk.

 Castle : Right, but as his political star rose from Congressman to Senator,

 Castle : he realized he had to make sure this scandal never came to light.

 Castle : Word is, Bracken's being groomed to run for President.

 Becket : All we have are a bunch of numbers that are meaningless to anyone but us.

We've just got one short scene, it's just you and Richard and he's a pro.

 Ross : We are never gonna find him. He's one guy in a huge city.

-...you can do whatever you want. -Joey's got a birthday coming up.

-Really? What do you wanna do? -Okay, I'd like to be in charge of beer.

 Rachel : Oh, my God, you guys! This is so great! It's so unexpected.

 Raj : That's where I fell in love with astronomy, and now I'm an astrophysicist at Caltech.

 Raj : So I guess you could say, uh, Raj is my name, and stars are my game.

Uh, anyway, that's enough about me, I want to hear everything about you.

 Sheldon : The university, they think they can do whatever they want.

 Sheldon : You work tirelessly for someone and this is what you get.

 Leonard : Okay, listen, I don't mean to diminish what you're going through,

 House : that don't involve dealing with narcissistic, manipulative posers.

 Afsoun : which are fake, which ones I'm not even telling you about.

 House : Go get a blood culture. Check for parasites and bacteria.

 Joey : Me and Charlton Heston, bright and early tomorrow, baby!

 Phoebe : I would, but I get my morning sickness in the evening.

 Phoebe : Unless she wants to spend the night holding my hair back for me.

 Chandler : If you hated it so much, why'd you buy it in the first place?

Is he housetrained or will he leave little bathroom tiles all over?

 Phoebe : Can I get you something to drink, like a water and Valium?

 Parker : I must say, this apartment, it's.. there are no words.

-A third-floor paradise, a modern Eden. -Yeah, I know, I know. Gotcha.

Listen, why don't we just sit and relax, just be with each other quietly.

 Chase : The symptoms fit. There must have been some left in the can.

 Chase : Well, theoretically, it could increase the toxicity and...

Get a court order. Unless you wanna see someone killed by sheer irrationality.

 Cuddy : Maternal instinct is always irrational. Doesn't mean it's wrong.

 House : Listen, have your Harvard law dog whip up some high-grade legal-sounding psychobabble : 

 House : "Temporary insanity brought on by acute panic distress syndrome."

 Cuddy : Her only sign of mental illness is that she disagrees with you.

 House : Not the kid. Let's ask him. Oh, no, I forgot. We can't. He's dying.

 Cuddy : Get the mother to sign off that she's refusing this treatment.

 George : I'll get an orderly to take you downstairs. But I have to go.

You want to use the finest sutures you can for vascular structures.

 Cuddy : Because then you would have to confront your own emotions.

 House : Is bile an emotion? Because I definitely feel something here.

 House : Get me some liquorice. This is going to be the best heart attack of all time.

 Wilson : You're pissed at House. I get it. You're symbolicating killing him.

 Wilson : What would it take for you to stay? Is it money? He wants you to stay.

...and after you pass the first three barriers, you kind of wanna take it all the way.

 Penny : Well, I'm sorry, Leonard. It's very hard to feel sympathy for you.

Okay. Let me tell you about the first time I brought a girl over.

 Past Sheldon : I'm here because you violated our roommate agreement.

"Roommates shall give each other 12 hours notice of impending coitus."

 Wilson : It's the dying alone. The patients with family, with friends,

 Wilson : You fake the cancer, then push the people who care away.

 Wilson : Maybe something that doesn't involve sticking stuff in your brain.

 Robin : What I don't do is tell you the same story over and over again.

 Ross : Yeah. Listen, can you keep this information to yourself?

 Ross : Fine. I just need to know that you're not gonna tell your sister.

 Masters : Actually, I was just trying to fill the awkward silence.

 Foreman : Actually, somebody locked the front door. But yeah, we give up.

We've had guys on this place 24l7. How the hell did you get in here?

 Esposito : - You were working for Racine. - Is that what you believe?

 Ike : So in order to throw them off of his guy, Racine dirtied me up.

 Cuddy : You know how much WHO accreditation means to the hospital?

Monica, who snorts when she laughs. I mean, what the hell is that thing?

 Joey : Does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody, or just him?

Is it a little annoying? Or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair?

 Sandra : but because it's Thanksgiving week, no one's available.

 Castle : I know, I know, you haven't been around babies that much.

 Sandra : And you guys have done SINGSONGY an amazing job so far.

 Castle : It isn't. Well, it was at first, but he was so good at the precinct.

 Chandler : ...and you get all these mental images in your brain?

 Chandler : Like Elle MacPherson or the girl at the Xerox place?

And you can't stop what you're doing. So it's kind of like you're...

Dr. Sports Fan can put it in Lucite and hang it around his neck.

 Cameron : Oh, Friday. No, I'm sorry. I have to go to that oncology thing, the seminar.

 Cameron : Arnie? Claims he has 500 lawyer jokes, only tells one?

Ooh. Not much time to fit into that pretty dress. And no time for practical shoe shopping.

 House : You're running two miles a day further than you should be. - It hurts right here...

I'm so glad we came to this hospital so I could be treated by a bunch of quacks

 Tim anger in voice : who don't know their asses from the inside of my skull.

 Derek : but the important thing right now is that we stop the bleeding.

 Mrs. Epstein trying not to cry : And I know that you have a lot of other patients

 Mrs. Epstein trying not to cry : and you do a lot of other surgeries.

 Mrs. Epstein trying not to cry : I just... I just need your word that you will treat this change

 Mrs. Epstein trying not to cry : in my husband's personality as seriously as you would a fatal cancer.

 Mrs. Epstein trying not to cry : Because that's the way this feels to me and to my kids.

 Mrs. Epstein trying not to cry : We were happy. We were a happy family.

 Justin : I already got one new heart, I didn't deserve another one.

 Father Michael : Justin, you don't have to feel guilty about having a new heart.

 Father Michael : God wants you to live. That's why He sent you the heart.

Joey, do not let Ross look at maps or the globe in your apartment.

- What the hell's in there? - It's just my knitting. That's all.

 Sheldon : I'm taking a sabbatical because I won't kowtow to mediocre minds.

You know, I always say, "When one door closes, another one opens."

 Sheldon : - Or there are motion sensors involved. - No, I meant...

Or if the first door closing creates a change of air pressure that acts upon the second.

 Barney : Why would Ted get back together with Zoey? He's doing great.

 Chase : Hey, Foreman, can you wear the beeper for a couple of hours this weekend?

 Agent Mark Fallon : This is your case. I'm just here to lend support however I can.

Yo, Cap. ICE just sent over the immigration papers for Amir Alhabi.

 Ryan : They say he was working on a weapons program for the Syrians.

It just gave me an opportunity to keep one foot out the door, just in case.

 Castle : But with one foot out the door, it's hard to know where you stand.

- Sheldon, are you gonna introduce us? - Oh, all right. This is Missy.

 Sheldon : Missy, this is Leonard and Rajesh, and you've already met Howard.

 Missy : Oh, he once spent nine months with my legs wrapped around his head.

 Beckett : She said that she found fibers in Laura's mouth and esophagus.

 Beckett : there was no forensic evidence at the Dial-A-Goddess office.

I got calls from The Met, banks, several high-profile brokerage houses.

and it's tied to either Beckett's shooting or Johanna Beckett's murder,

 BAILEY : When I'm driving home at night, after a long day at work,

Is this where you tell me fight cancer so I don't miss out on motherhood...

 BAILEY : you never would have thought the lump was a clogged milk duct.

 Cameron : Dibala is one of the most repressive dictators in the world.

 Cameron : He's been repressing an ethnic rebellion in the south,

 Chase : And, of course, I'm talking about you firing your girlfriend.

 Leonard : And beg me for more because I'm gonna give it to you.

 Raj : You know, if this was in Sheldon and Leonard's apartment...

 Raj : What kind of idiot throws away a terrific chair Iike this?

 Cuddy : I offered exactly what a similar unit sold for three months ago.

 Beckett : I'm impressed you've been able to hide this from the feds.

I like to take 20 minutes at the end of every interview for your questions.

 Lily : When it's stomach stuff, you just say "Under the weather"

 Marshall : I have food poisoning and I'm about to start volcanoing

 Male Patient : It's a total disaster. Do you have any idea how hard it is

 Male Patient : to schedule a cable appointment with the hours that I work?

 Foreman : House has been missing for two days, we know he talked to you.

 Nolan : Would be a breach of confidentiality and a violation of the law.

 Foreman : He hasn't been home, but he didn't take anything with him,

 Robin : You just went through a tragedy. It's not like she's gonna call you up and...

 Marshall : It's a 917 number, and I don't recognize it! I think it's Zoey!

 Robin : - Just don't answer it. - I can't not answer. It's impolite.

 Robin : - You can beat this. - I can't turn my back on politeness.

 Marshall : - Good manners are what separate us... - You can just let it ring.

 Meredith : - How'd it go with the Chief? - As well as you and Susan.

 George : - I would if I knew where she was. - I brought you lunch.

 Meredith : - You've got stuff on your hands. - I'm trying to scare away Cardio God.

 Meredith : - With pretty fingers? - He takes my rook, I take his bishop.

Hey, Pouty Head. Why you so sad? No-Face girl's family taking her home?

 Cristina : Can you imagine? You can't remember a family and they show up,

 Alex : I don't give a crap who her parents are or where she goes. Can we move on?

 George : - I demand to know. - I didn't just hear you say you demand.

 Bailey : Then stay here and keep your mind on your job, you hear me?

 Wilson : and you've seen me fall down a flight of stairs drunk.

 Joey : All the way to the airport, huh? You know, that's over 30 miles.

 Joey : You know what it is? It's smudgy because they're fax pages.

Hi. Excuse me, I'm here to see my father. My name is Rachel Green.

 Ross : ...because my throat is feeling a little scratchy. I don't wanna infect him.

 Rachel : - Ross, please. Don't be so scared of him. - I am not scared of him. I'm really sick.

 Rachel : That ear and nose hair trimmer I got him was just money down the drain, huh?

Ms. Green? Your father's doctor's on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.

If you were involved in a serious relationship, that creates a problem.

 Judge : Is there anything in this record that is actually true?

This process is based on an objective review of the facts, not of the lies.

Based on what I've heard, you certainly don't qualify for an annulment.

 House : That doesn't make sense because your shirt wasn't stained.

 Bus Driver : I could have had a subtle hemiballismus, indicating the early stages of Huntington's.

 House : and it's only on the table because we're thinking of Thirteen.

 Mystery Woman : He moved when he helped the old lady up the steps.

 Monica : ...who understood just how important all that stuff was.

 Castle : Here's the rest of your Russian literature collection.

 Castle : You get to read all my books for the first time again.

 Emma Carnes : No. We bought that together on our honeymoon in Siena.

 Emma Carnes : Well, part of the divorce settlement was to sell it and split the cash.

 Emma Carnes : It appraised for over 200 grand. You sent me my half.

 Jeremy Preswick : There's something about it that's so familiar. Or maybe I just like it.

- What, you don't like wind chimes? - No, I hate them, but it gets worse.

 Sheldon : Yeah, it's completely out of tune with the wind chimes.

 Sheldon : That's a mockingbird. Mockingbirds can change their song...

 Howard : The growing realization that you are one wacky bastard? Yep.

 Sheldon : My nervous system is being stretched out like the strings of a harp...

 Sheldon : ...and the low-hanging scrotum of the difficuIt-to-evict Professor Rothman.

 Phoebe : So, Mike, how do you and Joey know each other, anyway?

 Nathan : How about a picture with a guy who looks like Nathan Fillion

 Nathan : but a little more annoyed than Nathan Fillion usually is?

...but these four exceptional actors have proven that this is not always the case.

In the Favorite Returning Male character category, the nominees are : 

 Chandler : You know that thing you said before? I was intrigued.

 Chandler : Why don't you come over? I'll let you feel my bicep.

 Meredith : - If you could... - It's the middle of my workday, Thatch.

 Ellis : I'm not in the mood to play doctor now. Hands off. I'm busy.

 George : Of course, I mean, we're good here. We're great. So... OK.

 Raj : The little fat girl that used to kick me in the samosas and call me untouchable?

 Mrs Koothrappali : Yes. Well, now she's a dental student at USC...

 Dr Koothrappali : You're 26 years old, Rajesh. We want grandchildren.

- But, Papa, I'm not supposed... - Lalita's parents approved the match.

 Dr Koothrappali : If you decide on a spring wedding, we can avoid monsoon season.

 Sheldon : ...Indian parents continue to have an involvement in their children's love lives.

- Sorry, but with all due respect, I don't... - I'm sorry, darling. We have to go.

 Esposito : Shouldn't you be at home, stuffing your wife's stocking?

I watch the news, and every day it seems like the world's falling apart.

 Esposito : The world's always falling apart, bro. Since the beginning of time.

 Esposito : But having kids, making a family, that's what keeps it together.

 Gates : That was the stupidest, most reckless, irresponsible stunt

 Esposito : State police have a tactical team on the way to meet us there now.

 Castle : We'll study up on Ford, just prep for the interrogation.

 Marcus Ford : Last time I checked, I still have the right to bear arms.

 Beckett : Yeah, well, you should know that Ballistics is testing your rifles.

 Castle : According to your military record, you have 92 confirmed kills.

 Beckett : I think that you should be on the other side of that barrel.

 Sheldon : In fact, when I was young, my neighbor's chicken got loose...

 Sheldon : ...and chased me up the big elm tree in front of our house.

 Howard : ...against your Flash 123, the classic "Flash of Two Worlds" issue.

 Raj : There is no way to determine the species of the cricket without examining it.

 Cuddy : Unless you think the VA happened to mix up his scans with someone

 House : Why didn't you send his urine to Leicester like I told you?

 Chase : You think depleted uranium might have something to do with his tumors?

 House : Radiation's the only thing that will make tumors grow that fast.

 Cameron : Even if he ate depleted uranium bullets for breakfast,

 House : Find out if he ever brought his nephew to any hospital parties or fundraisers.

 Cameron : of discovering something you can't rationally explain...

 House : Cuddy and Wilson may not have to listen to me, but you do.

 Chase : Which is why I didn't feel the need to ask him eight personal questions.

 Wilson : You'd give your own wife herpes, just to shift the blame?

 Cuddy : He'd give his own mother herpes if it got him out of clinic duty.

 House : Course, maybe it was the wife. Maybe she was the one who...

 House : His symptoms should be getting better the longer he's here.

 Cameron : So, either she's poisoning him, or it's not heavy metals.

And the only way we're going to find out what she's sprinkling on his cornflakes

 Cameron : of trying to murder her own husband based simply on some paranoid theory.

 House : It's the only explanation. We've eliminated every other possibility.

 Monica : I've waited seven years for an opportunity like this...

-Don't worry. You're an amazing chef. -Those yummy noises? I wasn't faking.

 Sheldon : Now that Leonard's made me aware of how high the genetic stakes are...

 Sheldon : ...we have to face the fact that none of you are suitable for my sister.

 Raj : Excuse me, but I think you're missing a big opportunity here.

 Sheldon : But as a practical matter, need I remind you it takes experimental pharmaceuticals...

 Sheldon : ...to simply enable you to speak to the opposite sex?

Because I'd kill my rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister.

 Richard Castle : It's already been two weeks. Two weeks is an eternity.

 Beckett : Well, maybe next time we go skiing, you're not gonna be such a show-off.

 Castle : But I swear to you, I can do a tail-grab with my eyes closed,

 Martha Rodgers : so if I don't call you on your birthday, it is not because I have forgotten.

 Martha : You and Katherine were supposed to be celebrating in Bora Bora this week.

I'll get us a reservation. I'll take you somewhere nice for your birthday.

- I thought you writers like being alone. - Yeah, if I could write.

Last night, I used the word "speculate" three times in the same sentence.

 Bernadette : So I should probably explain why I kind of fibbed.

 Bernadette : who didn't want kids because I didn't want to disappoint him.

 Mr Rostenkowski : was the most rewarding experience of my life.

 Mr Rostenkowski : If your mother asks, I was here till 10 : 00.

 Beckett : Maybe Alexis and Hayley have something that's worthy of inspiration.

 Beckett : So, I, uh, saw the broken door outside. Robbery gone wrong?

 Ryan : According to the zoo supervisor, all the animals are accounted for.

 Esposito : Looks like our victim was bludgeoned to death with it.

 Castle : Wow. You know what all three of those cases have in common?

...he'd want you to take a lover to satisfy needs he'd no longer fulfill.

- I thought you knew I looked at you. - I did, but that was really fun.

 House : Loyalty to real estate is stupid because loyalty is stupid.

 Adams : The daughter said that her mother died of non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.

 Adams : Her lymphoma could have been caused by a virus, HTLV-1,

 Adams : which our patient contracted through having sex with his wife.

Chang and Eng Bunker, the most famous conjoined twins in history.

 House : The best Halloween costumes are always the ones that need an explanation.

 House [still Looking At His Laptop Screen] : Why don't you take preventative?

 House : Which he started, which means he's both irascible and stupid.

 Asian Man : the proper term is "conjoined twin", not "Siamese".

 House : If your name was Richard, it'd be okay for me to call you a dick.

 Sheldon : I need a growth medium, and someone polished off the apricot yogurt.

If I'm going to get ahead of this, I need to find out what's growing in my throat.

 Sheldon : ...Typhoid Penny has introduced into our environment.

 Sheldon : And having never been to Nebraska, I'm certain I have no corn-husking antibodies.

 Sheldon : When I'm lying comatose in a hospital relying on inferior minds to cure me...

 Sheldon : We have no choice but to switch to our Muppet Baby costumes.

Did you enjoy the footnote where I illustrate mirror symmetry by likening it...

 Sheldon : - ...to The Flash playing tennis with himself? - So funny.

 Ramona : The idea that you might be able to incorporate gravity...

 Ramona : ...I have to tell you, I found it physically exhilarating.

- No. Come on now. We're going out. - Oh, come on. We'll be quiet.

 Cameron : Could mean that for some reason his kidneys aren't purifying

 Cameron : the way they should, which would let toxins accumulate in his body.

 Chase : The only medical issue that showed up on the blood work is low sodium.

 House : No. You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.

 House : Well, yeah, with the burning bush and all, it's quite the show.

 Cameron : He was intelligent, polite, dignified. He's not a typical 15-year-old.

I could tell that from the Berlin Wall of body language between you.

 House : I'm shocked that he picked up on it. Low sodium. Check for Addison's?

 House : try to find the patient some blood that's closer to his own.

 House : Apple juice. Easiest way to fake a spike in blood sugar.

 Taub : His family history of melanoma may have affected his cellular outlook.

If we had more detail on the exact type of melanoma his father had...

 Janey : He lives in Pennsauken, under a different name. Mitchell Gordon.

 Sheldon : I wanted to let you know I'll be spending your birthday with you.

 Sheldon : but Professor Proton came to me in a dream dressed as

 Sheldon : Obi-Wan Kenobi and convinced me I should be with you.

 Leonard : It's still gonna be weird to see the movie without him.

 Howard : Well, we could wait a couple days and see it together.

 Leonard : Hey. We're going to the comic book store. You want to come?

 Salesman : - How can I help you? - Do you have a Santa outfit left?

After all, it had been a crazy couple of days. It all started...

 Marshall : Can I ask you a question that's plagued me for years?

 Lily : 'Cause it seems to me like I'm taking a mop to that bathroom floor

The Far Side calendar you put up over the toilet make me laugh each time.

 Rachel : All right, I gotta go to bed. I had such a wonderful time.

With the traffic and one-way streets, it'd take me twice as long.

 Beckett : Alexis, I need you to go behind that yellow line, now.

 Beckett : That bus is still 20 minutes out. His deadline's in five.

 Trapper John : I said I wouldn't kill anyone. You said you'd get me a bus.

 Trapper John : Do I have to prove how serious I am? Is that it?

 Trapper John : A warning shot, Kate. The next one's for the kill!

 Chandler : So, please, please, can we just...? Can we put them back?

 Monica : Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier?

 Penny : Well, it doesn't matter. We're not going to the hospital now.

 Penny : We're all awake. Why don't we go to a diner or something?

he saw someone heading to her apartment at 7 : 45 on Friday night.

Well, he got a clear shot right through his front door peephole.

 Beckett : All right, get it over as soon as it's done. The roommate might be able to ID him.

 Esposito : Lloyd Kurtzman, CEO of Kurtzman Insurance Brokerage.

 Esposito : He's got a couple of harassment suits. But he does have a sealed juvie file.

 Beckett : Kurtzman was torturing puppies as a kid, I want to know.

 Richard : After a few hours, it was fine. It's come back again.

 Derek : - Did you have it checked out? - The examination was normal.

 Richard : But you know what a decline in my visual acuity can mean.

 Rogan : I guess, uh, I should be thanking you both for saving my ass.

 Castle : He says if he never sees you or those photos again, you're even.

...vintage handkerchiefs, you know, because people cry at weddings.

 Chandler : What do you want me to say? Should I stop seeing her?

 Richard : The next generation comes up, and you're scared you'll be forgotten.

 Richard : Your mother stopped for five years and you became someone.

In a perfect world she'd be able to tell you she was proud of you,

 Meredith : I think the person she'd most like to see right now is you.

 Richard : The only thing your mother wants to hear is that I regret staying with Adele.

 Cameron : I'm alleging bias against you clouded their medical judgment.

 House : I need you to get me the files on everybody who dies here today.

 Vasiliy : has shaken everyone in the Russian diplomatic community.

 Beckett : So now that you're all out of friends, you've come to us for help.

You told me all you wanted was to get the son of bitch behind this.

 Rita : Oh, that guy, I remember. Things didn't end well for him.

 Rita : So, right here, right now, Iay all your cards on the table.

 Vasiliy : Sensitive intelligence is being sold anonymously at auction.

 Vasiliy : Two months ago, I activated Anya Mishkin to identify the traitor.

 Penny : we had some questions about how you handle money as a couple.

 Bernadette : I told you they weren't gonna ask us to swing with them.

 Taub : Valves look fine. No vegetations. No myxomatous changes.

 Sal Malavolta : what I turned away would end up in Ralph Carbone's oven.

 Montgomery : With the evidence from the ATM video and Sal's testimony,

 Castle : while everyone stays busy looking for the menacing, mythic overlord.

And put a patrol car outside her building for the next few nights.

 House : Who shares my suspicions that the Yankees were somehow involved?

 Cameron : Shrunken testicles indicate his body's not putting out enough testosterone.

 House : Throw out the lungs. That was the Lupron... my fault. Don't worry. I'll send him a nice note.

 House : Pretty small environment. Wife's fine, no one else is sick.

 Chase : The testicles, the bones, the impaired liver function...

 Chase : could all be caused by a breakdown of his adrenal glands.

 Foreman : With the kidneys almost shut down already, he'll die. - So we'll get him a new kidney.

 Foreman : Your theory is that Addison's is causing all the symptoms...

What's causing the kidney problems? - Cameron, if you had to make an ironic guess right about now...

But if he was on them at any time in the last five years, it could have caused the kidney damage.

Sure, gall bladders do, but it doesn't matter, 'cause kidneys can't tell time.

 House : How many times did he lie about cocaine before coming clean with the league?

 House : You never did come clean. The league was out to get you. They faked the blood tests.

-Yeah. We kind of didn't use any. -Come on, kids, a little help here!

 Trudie Styler : I gather Jack and Ben haven't been getting along lately.

I saw one with a cup holder. I saw a recliner with a built-in cup holder.

 Marshall : You live in New Jersey, you never have to hold a cup again.

Look, you'll be right across the river. You'll be in New York all the time.

- When was the last time you were there? - We just had dinner at O'Rourke's.

 Esposito : Lance charged a cab ride to the studio the night of the murder.

Yeah, when we interviewed him, he said he went straight home at 6 : 00 p.m.

 Beckett : Okay, so, that falls right within the window of our time of death.

 Beckett : Castle, it's okay. I'm sure your mom's not in any danger.

 Lance Hastings : I'm sorry, my dear, but after everything I've told you,

 Martha : You know, the actor's version of "show me your golf swing."

 Beckett : Or the guys who killed him might have left some evidence behind.

 Castle : Boring. How about a spy having swallowed a top-secret microchip

that the enemy forces murder him over before the CIA can get a hold of him?

Home? No. No, no, no. This case just got good. And I'm a witness.

 Castle : Deal. But fair warning, Detective. I will make you change your mind.

 Mrs Allen : He was just right here, just a couple of hours ago. And now he's dead.

 Beckett : Do you know of any reason why he'd be in that part of town?

 Mrs Allen : No. His office is in Midtown. It's nowhere near Ninth.

 Mrs Allen : and he said he needed to catch up on some paperwork.

 Pulgatti : professional kidnappers targeting members of all five families.

 Pulgatti : The way she talked about you, I should've known you'd become a cop.

Yeah, she came to visit me here, she said she'd look into my case.

 Pulgatti : Take it from me, there's nothing more dangerous out there

 Chandler : ...but I dumped her because she pronounces it, "supposably"?

 Chandler : When you're married, will you invite me over for holidays?

 Esposito : Foreign dignitaries don't register their fingerprints

 Esposito : Yeah, I thought Scotland Yard would be able to get them.

 Ryan : Even with his connections across the pond, we struck out.

 Castle : whilst I rappel down the side of the building with Nicolai.

 Beckett : But then we did a search on his business partner, Lee Copley,

 Beckett : and it turns out that he filed for bankruptcy two months ago.

 Castle : Let me guess, if Roger dies, his half of the business goes to Copley.

 Lee Copley : Because we just happen to own a business together?

 Beckett : Where were you the night that Roger Farraday was murdered?

 Beckett : These are photos of you leaving your apartment garage

 Beckett : And these are photos of you returning the following morning at 7 : 00 a.m.

 Castle : Kind of blows a hole in your whole "home in bed" thing.

You lied to me, Mr. Copley. Do you care to revise your statement?

8 : 00 p.m. That's plenty of time to drive to the city from Stamford.

 Castle : Wait for him at the hotel, follow him till he was alone?

 Lee Copley : - No, I didn't. - And then you used the game as cover.

 Castle : Wilder had dinner with this Natasha person Thursday night.

 Castle : Could be that she's the person our animal-Ioving friend was talking about.

 Castle : Apparently, Wilder and Natasha Piper had started dating recently.

 Beckett : Yeah. Could be she went back on Sunday to get one last word in.

 Martha : Its badness made Madge's performance all that much better.

 House : Looks to me like those puppies are going into the dairy business.

 Cuddy : Then the pain can be good. It could be muscle regenerating.

 Cuddy : After you work out, you get sore. Pain doesn't mean the Ketamine failed.

 House : Don't you think I'd want to take steps to prevent that?

And here's the DNA from that piece of his heart we just biopsied.

 Cameron : The genes from Clancy's myocytes don't match the genes from the rest of his body.

 Barney : has an idea for how we can save not saving The Arcadian.

 Bernadette : You know, maybe she doesn't recognize her name because of Raj's accent.

 Bernadette likewise : Cinnamon, where are you, my little lamb chop?

 Beckett : She doesn't seem very optimistic about getting that footage.

 Castle : You know, the witnesses that were closest to the bomb aren't on our list.

 Lanie Parish : I don't want him bothering the victims' families.

 Beckett : Actually, we were wondering if there's anything on the bodies

 Lanie : They also found high concentrations of explosive residue on it.

 Beckett : That means we're looking for someone carrying a blue bag.

Just hanging out. Having fun with the girl that I'm seeing casually.

 Monica : Get all freaked out because everybody was joking about marriage!

 Chandler : ...and everything that's related to babies and marriage.

 Monica : This isn't about me. This is about you and your weird commitment crap!

 Thirteen : so I'm guessing she's had Hep-C for at least 10 years.

 Thirteen : Prison infirmary isn't known for stellar record keeping.

 House : But how could you have known that it would affect her that way?

 Thirteen : never got over the guilt, started taking drugs and got busted.

 Wyatt : We were supposed to meet yesterday, after the runway show, but...

Can you confirm where you were at between 1 : 00 and 5 : 00 a.m.

I was at the Zac Posen party until 3 : 00 and then home, asleep.

 Teddy Farrow : Good afternoon. It's been a hard week for us here at Teddy Farrow.

 Teddy Farrow : As I'm sure you've heard, we lost one of our own on Sunday night.

 Teddy Farrow : Jenna McBoyd was taken from this world too soon.

 Teddy Farrow : she would have wanted us to carry on. And that's why I've invited you here

 Teddy Farrow : She's an exciting talent, and together we shall achieve great things.

 Castle : There's Sierra, stepping in for her good friend Jenna, again.

 Castle : What did you want me to say? That you accidentally left out

 Beckett : Used the abandoned sewer tunnels underneath New York, yes.

 Beckett : Do you realize how many laws were broken by looking at that photo?

You have to promise you're gonna stop fiddling with this investigation.

 Castle : But wouldn't you at least like to hear what I found out?

 Castle : These guys didn't see anything the night of the blackout.

 Castle : But that guard over there remembers seeing a guy a couple days ago

I won't live with someone who doesn't know what it is to be a friend.

If you're not going to stay for me, then at least stay for them.

 Joey : ...and I was locked in the entertainment unit for six hours...

If I knew what kind of friend you'd be, I wouldn't have worried.

 Chandler : Wait one second! There has to be something that I can do.

 Chandler : ...I'd get in it for six hours and think about how I let you down.

 Esposito : Which means Ryan nailed it before. This is a conspiracy.

 Ryan : Well, I mean, you weren't around. Somebody had to step up.

 Beckett : someone had to activate Shana, and tell her about the cover-up.

 Castle : would create an investigative path that led straight to Elliot.

 Phoebe : She was really nice to me, but she's in hell for sure.

 Stacy : So you can get advice about the bad, bad thing you did,

And I'd just be inviting a lawsuit from the brother no matter what.

 House : And that's just ante money. After the surgery, you get another 15.

 House : Well, that only happens when you're very, very intimate.

 House : That, and the fact that you've been practically dancing around

 Ryan : Don't let the looks fool you, boys, you don't want to mess with her either.

 Esposito : Beckett's got him in the box trying to get him to confess

 Esposito : And then he swiped it after he dropped off Bobby S.'s car.

You know what? If I heard a shot right now, I'd throw my body on you.

 Beckett : Four months ago, you started calling your OBG YN regularly.

 Cecily : No one was supposed to know. It was supposed to be my secret.

 Beckett : It's not my job to judge. I'm just here to get the truth.

 Cecily : David's father had just died, so David went out of the country

 Cecily : He held my hand, and I remembered how much I loved him,

 Cecily : to love someone, knowing they're gonna break your heart.

 Cecily : If I couldn't trust him as a man, how could he be a father?

 Cecily : so David gave me a pill, the kind the doctor said was okay.

 Howard : We can still have a nice night. Just tell me where it is.

 Bernadette : If you did what you said you were gonna do, I'd tell you.

 Howard : My mom got me that for my birthday, so if you don't give it back, I'm telling.

 Bernadette : I've been working late every night. All I asked was he clean the apartment...

 Bernadette : You like pushing buttons so much, try pushing them on the washing machine.

We've looked everywhere for an allergen that could be causing this reaction...

 Foreman : On her medical history, she didn't mention any surgery. She had one.

 Cameron : Can we get her records? What hospital was it at? She didn't have it at a hospital.

 House : The copper cross... a form of birth control pulled off the market in the '80s.

 Foreman : - So she's allergic to copper. - Rare, but it happens.

 House : embedded in the endometrial tissue where it couldn't be detected.

 Leonard : The murderer was the first mate whether it makes sense to you or not.

 Sheldon : ...and I think there's a problem with the current version of our lie.

What are you talking about? It's fine, she bought it, it's over.

 Sheldon : But beyond that, I have realized the Leo I described...

 Sheldon : - ...would not have agreed to go to rehab. - Why not?

 Castle : just doesn't strike me as the smartest decision you've ever made.

 Castle : Maybe I shouldn't have said that stuff about the bananas.

 Kate Beckett : You know, Castle, maybe this is a good thing for her.

 Beckett : I mean, she sees us and she sees you starting something new.

 Beckett : Maybe she's just trying to figure out how she fits in.

No. Um, I'm saying this is about her. It's about her growing up.

 Castle : you know, holding her tiny hand, putting her up on my shoulders.

 Castle : So, if he didn't kill himself, that means he was murdered.

 Castle : So the police would conclude that he was the guilty party.

 Castle : He wanted me to believe he was Cole. It was just all theater.

 Raj : These cheekbones need to be in front of a camera before I eat a pretzel and they're gone.

 Sheldon : - No. - Yeah, well, luckily, someone in the car does.

George Lucas based the film's structure on Akira Kurosawa's The Hidden Fortress.

He also owes a debt to Joseph Campbell's work with comparative mythology.

 Stella : Yeah, Ted, I'm losing wood over here. What's going on?

 Stella : Wait, it's really important to you that I like this movie, isn't it?

 Audrey : I have to make sure the final arrangements are in place for the breast cancer walk.

 Nick : I'll pretend to be macho while a guy stuffs three feet of plastic up my nose.

 Nick : Just how does tying up traffic for six hours stop breast cancer?

 Nick : Why not spend six hours building houses for Habitat for Humanity?

 Nick : Because I knew you wouldn't have sex with me if I didn't.

 Sheldon : I spent so much of my childhood at that hospital. It...

 Sheldon : A little mishap while I was building my own CAT scanner.

 Sheldon : I was briefly able to see the inside of my sister's guinea pig, Snowball...

 Sheldon : When I come back, just for fun, the subject will be alternative history.

 House : and think it justifies keeping your daughter in New Jersey.

 Joey : I spent the night out. I met this cute bridesmaid. She is so

 Phoebe : No. No. We have an emergency. Rachel's coming to London.

No, it's not great. She's coming to tell Ross that she loves him.

 Phoebe : You have to stop her. She's going to ruin the wedding.

 House : Does anyone have a position on our patient's medical condition?

 House : I'd turn around and shoot you, but apparently I'd miss.

 House : But all the time I had my ankle monitor on' I was furious that I couldn't.

 House : You hit, you make the call. You miss, never mention it again.

 Cameron : I wrote up the case where we induced hypothermic cardiac arrest

 Foreman : - Sedation isn't the same as sleep. - Thanks for your insight.

 Cameron : For someone who hasn't slept in ten days, sedation is a great start.

 Foreman : Sleep is an active process. Reboots the system, restores the brain.

 Cameron : You've had my article on your desk for the last four months.

 Chase : are steroids for poison ivy and ibuprofen for a knee she hurt skiing.

 Cameron : - When did you get his article? - About three weeks ago.

 Moira : I had a whole life planned, not that I wasn't struggling with it...

It means you could stroke. I've paged a team of our best doctors.

 Raj : The leaves are turning. There's a bracing chill in the air.

 Howard : Plus, there's a whole new crop of female grad students...

 Howard : ...about to put on just enough winter weight to make them needy and vulnerable.

 Howard : That's right, honey, have another calzone. Daddy can wait.

 Leslie : So, dumb-ass, I heard you made a grad student throw up last night.

 Sheldon : The truth can indeed be a finger down the throat of those unprepared to hear it.

 Girl arriving : I'm Ramona Nowitzki. I was at your talk last night.

 Sheldon : ...as my working-class fellows and I sit perched precariously on a girder...

 Assistant : No, no. This is putting up sheetrock at a housing project in Rosemead.

 Employment Office Assistant : Mr. Cooper, let me just ask you a question.

 Sheldon : Senior theoretical particle physicist at CalTech, focusing on M Theory.

 Phoebe : She must have that caller ID thing. You should get that.

 Monica : I only beeped in so I could hear my own message. I mean, that's allowed.

 Monica : I would really appreciate it if you wouldn't tell your dad about...

What do you mean, you don't feel comfortable with this? We're friends!

 Ryan : Marcus Conway was telling the truth about not planting that bug.

 Beckett : Wait a minute. Ella was being spied on by her own magazine?

 Castle : Oh, Beckett, we have that appointment at The Cordova House.

 James Kavanaugh : I'm in the security business. I buy lots of equipment.

 Esposito : was a listening device that you installed in Ella Hayes' apartment.

 Beckett : Because we showed your picture to the super at Ella's building,

 Beckett : and he identified you as the exterminator he let into her apartment.

 Kavanaugh : I had nothing to do with what happened to Ella Hayes.

 Sheldon : Well, if it's any consolation, I'm sure Leonard's tormented

 Sheldon : every moment he's away from your warm embrace and cherry lips.

 Banks : Are you kidding me, Detective? We're a law firm. All of them.

 Esposito : So no one at the law firm knew what she was looking for either?

 Beckett : But the only evidence of what she was up to is on that missing laptop.

 Castle : So without it, we're dead in the water. Much like Erika.

 Ryan : That phone call that she made to her friend to arrange lunch

 Ryan : So I ran down the other calls made from that phone. One of them popped.

 Ryan : Yeah, he was an attorney at Banks and Bauer until he was fired six months ago.

 Sheldon : Model of the solar system, developed by Nicolaus Copernicus...

...a Polish astronomer. Finally, if that wasn't enough, which it should've been...

 Sheldon : ...this is Madame Curie killing herself by discovering radium.

 Sheldon : Who, although she was a naturalized French citizen, was Polish by birth!

 Bernadette : We're just trying on dresses. Do we really need to record this?

You can tell your friend Chandler we're definitely broken up this time!

 Chase : It's been there a lot longer than that, probably his whole life.

 Wilson : You hire beautiful girls, enslave them, force them to be around you

 Wilson : because you don't know how to have an actual relationship.

 Wilson : If they're qualified, keep them. If not, fire them and ask them out.

You do realize that, "Tell me something I don't know" is just an expression?

she is as beautiful, ergo, you think that because she hasn't had a decent idea...

 Wilson : No. My point is she's about to enter your office, so you should shut up.

 Thirteen : No, I mean you were right about being wrong. He's got Lyme disease.

Could you just hold up some fingers so I can see if I'm literally blind?

 Rachel : Horrible! I did the stupidest, most embarrassing thing.

Did you say you wanted to have sex with his wife then fall off your chair?

 Danny : There's this great Italian restaurant I like to frequent.

 Foreman : These fragments could have perforated your colon and killed you.

 Danny : It's like I'm looking at you from the bottom of a well.

 Cuddy : And if she doesn't have enough lung function left, you'll have killed her.

 House slowly And Quietly : The only alternative is slowly suturing the lung,

 House slowly And Quietly : But we would walk away with clean hands.

 House pushing The Speaker Button, Frowning : No. Suture the lung.

 House rubs His Nose, Gestures A Lot With His Left Hand, Looks Defeated : I just was sure that's what she meant.

 House rubs His Nose, Gestures A Lot With His Left Hand, Looks Defeated : She said yes, that's all that matters.

 Castle : So you could secure Ambrosia before he uploaded it for everyone to see?

 Randolph : It's why I walked home and called my lawyer to issue an injunction.

It's plenty of time for you to put two in his chest before walking home.

 Randolph : Look, last month the NIH rejected him for human testing.

and he wasn't gonna let a bunch of bureaucratic scientists get in his way.

 Randolph : I notice $100,000 missing from the account I set up for him.

 Castle : You think he went ahead with human testing without approval?

 Beckett : but you still haven't told us who you think killed Hamilton.

 Randolph : I can tell you this, they weren't clean-cut college kids.

 Randolph : and are likely to possess firearms. KNOCKING ON DOOR 

 House : Hopefully indicating how much I want you to call me back.

 House : I'd say that your son is dying to increase the urgency,

 House : The fake people who care that Wilson stays alive didn't work,

would be if I said the sentence, "Let's meet at 7 : 00, not at 6 : 00."

 Phoebe : I will tell you as soon as you thank me for writing my book.

 Chandler : Thank you for writing your book. It's a great book...

When I tell you what I'm about to tell you, I need you to remember...

We'll have to keep an eye on it, make sure we don't lose it again.

 House : When two people fight this much, you know what it means.

 Cameron : - The question isn't what, it's why. - Oh, get a room.

 Cameron : Do you have a specific type of neurogenic toxin in mind,

 Cameron : or should we just start running a thousand different tox screens?

 Cameron : Or it could be us. Do you have any idea what it feels like

 House : No, but I now have a much greater respect for whichever basketball player

 Cameron : We've basically been torturing this girl for the last eight hours.

 Cameron : - which can cause bleeding. - Wouldn't keep her awake for ten days.

 Foreman : - The poison ivy treatment was steroids. - Much lower dosage.

Get a cANCA and an upper airway biopsy to confirm the Wegener's.

 Bartender : Two days later, they was gunned down just outside of Phoenix.

 Bartender : And that's why this is just another legend of the Old West.

 Castle : What if when those missionaries wrote down Black Fox's story,

 Castle : What if the Peacocks didn't stash the gold near a river?

 Sheldon : The Best Buy by my house is only the third best Best Buy.

[Alex] Patient presented with abdominal pain and blood in his urine.

 Burke : That's not a problem. It gives my interns something to do.

 Burke : You don't worry about anything but growing my godson in there.

 Burke : O'Malley, take a biopsy of the mass. Dr. Karev, schedule a CT.

 Richard : We'll have to remove most of the colon instead of a local resection.

 Cuddy : As demonstrated by my sitting here calmly, going about my business.

 House : Mass in your kidney could be a complex cyst, it could be benign...

 House : For the Dean of Medicine, the first opening in the schedule is...

 House : make a penny come out of a child's ear, or any other orifice for that matter,

and given the right circumstances can bring two women to simultaneous ecstasy.

But what I absolutely can not do is dream about someone I've never seen before.

Well, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it can't happen.

 Wilson : Well, maybe you didn't dream about this guy specifically.

 Wilson : then you placed his face in the dream after you saw the picture.

 Wilson : The more interesting question isn't what you dreamed, but why.

 Wilson : I'm guessing you're longing for either a renewed relationship with your dad,

 Chase : - We remove your son's blood... - OK, all of his blood?

 Chase : We run it through a machine which takes out carbon dioxide and adds oxygen.

 Chase : Then we re-warm the blood and run it back into his body.

 Chase : There is a significant risk of internal hemorrhaging, and he may also suffer...

 Brent : You put him on antibiotics. Won't that take care of the infection?

 House : And she didn't ask a pulmonologist or a dermatologist for dinner.

For a thousand dollars, you'd think at least it'd come with hair.

Joey's got a hernia, but it's nothing a little laser eye surgery won't fix.

Just don't wait too long, because I'm out of here sometime before Friday.

Wait. Could I come back and haunt Monica and Rachel when they're in the shower?

 Sheldon : First, consider an ordinary magnet, which has, as even the most uneducated...

[VOICE BECOMING HIGH-PITCHED] ...in your audience must know, two poles...

 Sheldon : If you cut that in half, you have two smaller magnets...

 Ira : Dr. Cooper, I think there might be something wrong with our connection.

 Sheldon even higher pitch : As I was saying, an ordinary magnet has two poles.

 Sheldon even higher pitch : The primary characteristic of a monopole...

 Sheldon even higher pitch : ...is that it has only one pole, hence, "monopole."

SHELDON : A requirement for string theory, or M-theory, if you will...

 Sheldon : I myself led an expedition to the Arctic Circle in search of said particles.

 At Barney's apartment.Barney on the phone : Oh, and p. To the s., I never got my payout

 At Barney's apartment.Barney on the phone : From seattle from two weeks ago.

 At Barney's apartment.Barney on the phone : Yeah. Don't make me call the gaming commission on you.

 At Barney's apartment.Barney on the phone : I'm sure they'd be very interested

 At Barney's apartment.Barney on the phone : To know what's going on over there.

 At Barney's apartment.Barney on the phone : All right? All right?

 At Barney's apartment.Barney on the phone : Okay, I love you, too, mom. Take care.

 At Barney's apartment.Barney on the phone : You've somehow managed to circumvent my security.

 Melinda : A week ago, he was a happy little boy, playing with his brother,

 Sophia : That's it? No advice? No, "Be careful out there, kiddo"?

 Mr. Griswold : Yeah, it's a miracle that she's still alive. That's what everyone says.

 Mr. Griswold : Uh... It's right there in the vows. "In sickness and in health," right?

 Izzie : Well, we can get you floor space in the OR for 50 bucks.

Whatever is inside has to come out. We're just brokering a few deals.

 Izzie smiles and then looks up at something : What on earth...?

 Izzie : - We're not his friends. - Isn't there a cafeteria at school?

 Meredith : Which pisses both of us off. Would you like some tequila?

- Oh, my God. Why did you eat it? - I don't know, it was just there.

 Leonard : Well, if I had a gun there, would you have shot yourself?

 Howard : No, after my tongue has swollen to the size of a brisket.

 Penny : We can just, you know, stay here and hang out in the hot tub.

 Raj : I'm smart, I've got a cool job and my naturally bronzed complexion...

 Raj : ...means I can pull off mustard yellow in a way most guys can't.

- Aw, honey, it's not you, it's them. - No, it's not. She was too beautiful for me.

 Raj : I'm always attracted to women I can't have. I do it all the time.

 Raj : I thought she was into me too. She got drunk and naked...

 Raj : ...and climbed into bed with me. But apparently, I misread those signals.

 Raj : I make it a rule to only fall for one of my friends' girlfriends at a time.

 Amy : So at, uh, some point, you probably had a thing for me too.

 Rachel : Now, since Daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away.

- Hey, do you wanna hang out with us? - Well, what are you guys gonna do?

 Leonard : Are you experimenting with nutritional suppositories again?

 Beckett : She felt that they betrayed wesley and condemned him to die.

 Mallory : they have teamed up once again to have their retribution.

 Wesley : You know me, I hate taking orders. So sometimes I refused.

 Adams : Fortunately, only the knife tip reached the cardiac muscle.

I held the needle in front of the patient that set off his paranoia.

When I say "restaurant," I mean a guy, a hibachi and the trunk of his car.

Anyway, we're on Space Mountain and Ross starts to feel a little iffy.

Nancy Thompson, from Phoebe's old massage place, is getting fired.

 Chandler : You told her I was sick, right? Always tell her I am sick.

 Sheldon : Goodness gracious, how are you allowed to carry a gun?

 Castle : What was it that turned you off? That he was wearing a rug?

 Esposito : Creason's clientele is known for being hard on rooms.

My personal cell phone's on the back if you have any more information...

"Hot lead poured out of cold steel"? Come on, it's not exactly Shakespeare.

 Foreman : and you're more excited about the talking than the heart dying!

 Penny : ...but it might be the only chance I'll ever get to play Anne Frank.

 Sheldon : I'm not in San Francisco. I'm on a tra... Were you even listening to me?

- No, I was talking to my friend. What's up? - What's up? I'll tell you what's up.

 Sheldon : ...I need you to marshal your powers of concentration, limited as they may be...

...because he didn't use the words "Penny," "Sheldon," "please" or "favor."

...will come out of game time, bathroom time or the pizza break.

 Howard : If we're having anchovies on the pizza, we can't take it out of bathroom time.

 Cameron : No condition accounts for all these symptoms. - Oh, good.

 House : Because I thought maybe he was sick. But, apparently, he's not.

he's gonna start circling the drain before we can figure out what's wrong with him.

 House : Treat him for sepsis, broad-spectrum antibiotics, and I want a Cort-stim test and an echocardiogram.

The Cort-stim test will tell us if your pituitary and adrenal glands are working properly.

- His glands? What does that mean? - We have a few theories we're working on.

 Mindy : I'm just saying, if they knew they wouldn't be testing you, they'd be treating you.

Yeah, well, that's the way it works. First we find out what it is, then we get you better.

 House : So how are we doing on cotton swabs today? If there's an acute shortage, I could run home...

 House : In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Dr. Gregory House.

You can call me Greg. I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.

Short. Sweet. Grab a file. This ray of sunshine is Dr. Lisa Cuddy.

 Rachel : They haven't even gotten to Emma's group yet. We got dinner.

 Phoebe : But Emma's got what it takes. She could go all the way!

RacheI, the hottest babies in the tri-state area are in this room right now.

I overheard a judge say that not one of them holds a candle to Emma.

All right. Okay. All right, let's give these babies something to cry about.

 Ted : - Did you just say "eggs"? - I don't recall saying "eggs."

 Robin : I think it is so cool that you started your own law firm.

 Alex : Do I look like I care about yeast cream or tingling feelings?

 Alex : I mean, he's not in jail or on drugs or keeping body parts in his basement.

 Cristina : I need Eugene Foote's chart. Oh! Who are we talking about?

 Meredith : It's weird, right? I mean, he's Derek's vet. He's Doc's vet.

 Meredith : He's my vet. He's McVet. It's weird to date him, right?

 Cristina : Like animals? Oh, you can't date a vet. He's not even a real doctor.

 Addison : Oh. Back talk. You know what? You just bought yourself a case.

 Bailey : Denny, you know I would, but then your heart would stop beating,

 Bailey : and Dr. Burke would yell at me and that'd be a bad day for both of us.

 Denny : Now, see? That's what I'm talking about. Half the size, twice the fun.

 Bailey : Dr. Stevens, didn't I assign you to neuro this morning?

 Beckett : - Are you okay? - What is it? What is it, my darling?

 Castle : - Ms. Westchester, do you have cats? - Eight, like Jon and Kate.

 Beckett : Ms. Westchester, you're not really married to him, are you?

 Tory Westchester : I could be. I so could be! Why the hell shouldn't I be?

 Ryan : She's been in and out of mental facilities for more than 10 years.

 Ryan : Every personality disorder in the book. Sorry about that.

 Castle : He wants to stay in control. - This could be our only shot.

 Beckett : Let's make sure that Harun gets a good look at our friend J.

 Beckett : then his reaction could tell us everything we need to know. Let's go.

 Beckett : Well, we believe that many of those works were forgeries.

 Bahir Harun : - Of course I knew. - And you bought them anyway?

 Bahir Harun : I have many friends back home whose wives are, how shall we say, um,

 Zack : Why would you have to brush your teeth before you go to dinner?

 Barney : Thank you. Would you, would you say you're proud of me?

I can't believe I even thought of getting back together. We're so over!

 Taub : The deodorant has a high proportion of propylene glycol.

 Taub : Same stuff made a kid in Singapore develop a heart condition

 House : Maybe one that has a sealing agent, and one that doesn't?

 Phoebe : I have just a few questions to ask, so I'll get out my official forms.

What's wrong? - She's having an absence seizure. Mary? You okay?

She looks fine. I need some help over here. Push two milligrams Ativan, stat.

 Chase : We should get back out there. Cuddy's gonna be looking for us.

Seizure frequency's increasing. They... They're almost constant now. Five in the last half hour.

 Chase : Could be barbiturate withdrawal. No, it can't be drugs.

She's tested at every meet she competes at. A bleed in the brain could cause seizures.

 Foreman : You think she's eating off the floor of her folks' garage?

 House : Well, let's see now. There's the 18-year-old has-been that she beat out to make the Nationals,

 House : the has-been's parents, jealous siblings, sociopathic swim fan,

 House : and then there's just your plain old garden variety whack job.

 House : - Molestation on the other hand... - She wanted one kiss, before she dies.

 Chase : If she's never kissed a boy, it's a fair bet she's never had sex.

 House : Tell that to all the hookers who won't kiss me on the mouth.

 House : seeks refuge in romantic fantasies with older men with great hair,

 House : Victims of molestation learn to work the angles, manipulate people.

 Andie : I used to have really curly hair. I always wanted it to be like yours is.

 Amy : That is a cleverly veiled reference to Howard's lifelong obsession...

 Penny : Anyway, to this day, I still can't see a box of crayons without crossing my legs. Ha, ha.

 Bernadette : I'm gonna go home and have sex with my husband right now.

 Bernadette : Maybe I'll let him do it to me in the parking spot.

 Castle : And now, at the time, we weren't certain that Tyson was behind it all.

 Beckett : forcing him to kill her in the alley and leave her body there.

 Castle : That just sucks. I mean, if you're gonna kill someone,

 Castle : at least you have the satisfaction of knowing why you did it.

 Castle : But Jeremy won't even have that, even if we do find motive,

 Castle : because he won't remember why it meant anything to him.

 Castle : - But the DA will need motive, right? - Nope. Evidence speaks.

 Beckett : - Smoking gun. - Don't you want to know why he did it?

 Foreman : we should take a nerve a little further away from the spine.

 Foreman : A little further from the truth. We're talking paralysis.

 Wilson : Did you know they recently found a protein that speeds up nerve growth?

 Wilson : you could grow your own little garden. If that spinal nerve...

 House : Yeah, yeah, yeah, if it happened to come from a person with CIPA,

I can grow pain-free nerves and graft them into my own leg. What an evil plan!

 Wilson : Usually jealousy expresses itself by trying to destroy what someone has.

 Wilson : You're more ambitious. You actually want to change medical fact

 Wilson : Are you sure? Are you sure that you're the right one to be making this call?

 Howard : I don't know. She just said, "Howard, Mama's a rolling stone."

 Sheldon : ...then why are you having what appears to be an emotional response?

 Howard : Of course I had feelings for her. I saw her naked for God's sake.

 Sheldon : ...I'm given to understand that there's an entire city in Nevada...

 Sheldon : ...designed specifically to help people like Howard forget their problems.

 Sheldon : ...gambling addiction and sexually-transmitted diseases.

 Sheldon : All right. This is a Google Earth view of the field of battle.

 Sheldon : To the south is Professor Loomis and the Geology Department.

 Sheldon : According to their Twitter feed, they're out of sunblock...

 Sheldon : ...which means they'll have to hug the tree line or risk melanoma.

 Sheldon : That's our edge. All we have to do is move quickly over this ridge.

 Sheldon : The rock-worshipping, pasty-faced bastards won't know what hit them.

 Leonard : How could you not tell me your sister was moving back to lndia?

 Addison : So you're saying you want me to do the surgery and leave no record of it?

 Alex : Mrs. Ward, if you're being abused, there are people you can talk to.

 Alex : If we pull up your medical records we won't find broken bones or...

 Rose : If you pull up my medical records, you'll find three natural child births,

 Rose : and one for dehydration because I was so busy chasing my kids around

 Rose : where you get to choose what you want to take and leave the rest.

 Rose : And the Pope says no to birth control, so... I need your help.

 Alex : And you don't get to lie to him and blame it on the Pope.

 Alex : No offense, but I have no interest in obstetrics or gynecology.

 Addison : but I also have fellowships in maternal-fetal medicine

 Addison : and I'm one of the foremost neonatal surgeons in this country.

 Addison : Until then, you will do your job and you will do it right,

 Addison : which at this point in time means you keep your mouth shut

 Addison : - Understood? - Oh, are you giving me permission now?

 Ross : And my father walks in and says, ''What are you doing with those things?

What's wrong with you? Why aren't you outside playing like a real boy?''

And when it's summer and it's hot, why can't you wear a tank top?!

Emma, one day you're gonna grow up and be a big girl, just like your daddy.

 Sandy/grumpus : And what's the one kind of boat that can never ever sink?

 Sheldon : I'm the social glue that holds this little group together.

 Sheldon : but there's no touching or unsanitary exchange of saliva.

 Senator : You're going to test me for H.I.V., under a false name.

 Cameron : "Eastbrook Pharmaceuticals are pleased to announce...

 Cameron : that Dr. Gregory House will present the latest research on our exciting new ACE inhibitor".

Press release. "During an address at the North American Cardiology Conference".

 Chase : - House never gives speeches. - But when I really believe in something...

 Cameron : So, what's the deal? You get to keep all of us if you flog his products?

 House : Foreman's doing a bone marrow biopsy to check for cancer.

- "Stat's" the word you doctors use, right? - I know it's hard for you.

 Rachel : Come on, it's late. We're not going down to the office.

This is starting to look bad for me, okay? Mona's standing right there.

 Ross : At least you have a wife. I get divorces and knock people up.

 Castle : All the people from Cynthia's past that you interviewed,

 Castle : You wanted someone to put two and two together and call the cops.

 Castle : That way, you could tear up the contract you had with her

I saw a movie where there was a door. Nobody knew what was behind it.

 Joey : When they finally got it open, millions of bugs came pouring out..

 Rachel : Joey, something feels weird and not good weird. I don't..

 Monica : Are you gonna go for it with Ross or should I throw it out?

 Rachel : ...and I thought about it all the way back. You know, it's Ross!

 Beckett : she told her counselor that she was afraid because someone on campus,

 Castle : Ah, but she took the meeting with her counselor before she met her boyfriend.

 Beckett : and there were intimations of stalking, sexual harassment and even worse.

 Paul : And let me point out no action was ever taken against me.

 Beckett : on the day that she was killed to explain why she was leaving.

 Castle : your dirty history would be exposed, you'd be finished.

 Castle : And being the predator that you are, you took a souvenir, her pendant.

 Beckett : With all the suspicion on Kurt Wilson, no one was looking at you.

We also found a club with Anne's blood on it and someone else's DNA.

 Louis : I went through your credit cards, your bank statements,

 Louis : I knocked down a few firewalls, got into your ex's calendar,

 Louis : and discovered the housekeeper doesn't come until Thursday.

 Slaughter : Hey, kid, tell us where you are, and then I want you to hide.

 Castle : You can just make out the company name and the phone number.

 Foreman : which you'd expect given the number of procedures he's undergone.

Kid's father is not gonna be happy about a fourth set of biopsies,

 House : Means it's most likely affecting the small blood vessels.

 House : That's why we didn't see any inflammation on the biopsies.

 Ellen : That's what I always said to you, Callie, but I had a problem.

 House : Which also happens to be what the mom wants to believe...

 Adams : You think she wants to feel responsible for her daughter's illness?

 Bailey : And, right now, that tube has a kink in it, which is straining his breathing.

 George : - We don't always know why. - But he's doing good today.

 Bailey : and the swelling in his throat from being intubated...

 Bailey : Under these circumstances, it can be a complicated procedure.

 Chang : Time to scan her for infections that could cause granulomas.

 Taub : Did you enjoy that bear trap snapping on your leg yesterday?

 Foreman : he was only obsessed with how she reflected on Chase.

 Foreman : Dr. Cheng is the only candidate he's actually responded to.

 Sheldon : Homeostasis refers to a system's ability to regulate its internal environment.

Yeah, and maintain a constant condition of properties like temperature or pH.

 Sheldon : So, regardless of your feelings, I would like you to continue dating Leonard.

 Sheldon : And also, while we're on the subject, you recently changed your shampoo.

But that's why you have to buy it, so that it can fulfill its Christmas destiny.

Otherwise, they're gonna throw it into the chipper. Tell him, Joey.

Pheebs. You gotta stop doing this. I'm working on commission here.

All right. You know what? Never mind. Everybody wants to have a green one.

Sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get so emotional. I guess it's just...

Except stupid for letting a cute hippie boy put needles in my face.

 Addison : I am not feeling any, you know, rush of emotion or anything.

 Meredith : If it was serious. In a "letting you in" sort of way.

 House : So what damages a healthy 20-year-old heart enough to make it send out clots

 Thirteen : Cushing's. Cortisol overproduction could interfere with heart rhythm.

 Beckett : Wait a minute. That's the same week as Pamela Bonner's car accident.

And lan Blaylock billed for an incoming phone call from a client at 1 : 45 a.m.

 Esposito : So, you think one of his clients might have been involved.

 Ryan : According to the highway patrol, it was a one-car accident.

 Beckett : What if Pamela wasn't driving drunk or in her high heels?

 Espostio : Someone who crashed and didn't want to be blamed for Pam's death.

 Beckett : And then called their lawyer. Who made that phone call to Blaylock?

 Tori : For security, the firm replaces its clients' names with codes.

 Beckett : Let's see where else that code shows up. Cross-reference it.

 Tory : You don't have to look too far. Blaylock billed that very same client

 Esposito : Well, that would be a perfect place to discuss details.

 Beckett : Blaylock was playing golf with another member, Colin Rigsdale III.

 Esposito : Not if this gets out. A fatal car crash with a college chick?

 Kutner : She's bleeding into her pericardium, smothering her heart. Syringe.

 Kutner : We need to resect the vascular tumors, stop the bleeding.

 Kutner : So we give up? Just let her bleed out? Don't be silly.

Do you know what that would do to our malpractice insurance rates?

 House : We go on the offensive, cut off the invading army's supply line.

 House : Cut off the arteries that feed blood to the tumors, they wither and die.

'cause if they get any bigger, she's gonna have a hard time breathing,

 Taub : You can't kill the tumors without also killing healthy tissue.

 House : Let's hope that running marathons wasn't on her happy list.

 Beckett : And given all the witnesses who saw him beat you up...

 Beckett : And why would he target married women? what was his game?

 Mr. Geller : ...wanted her to travel around Europe like he did.

 Mr. Geller : Of course, he got to do it on Uncle Sam's nickel...

 Mr. Geller : ...because he was also strafing German troop trains at the time.

 Mrs. Geller : What is it? Come on, sweetie. You're, like, freaking me out here.

 Forensic It Guy : I speak computer. This, however, looks like chemistry.

 Forensic It Guy : Yeah, all these e-mails were to the same guy.

 Castle : - And what'd that one say? - "Call me. We need to talk."

 Andy Berman : Okay, yes it's true. Sam e-mailed me the other night, and I called him.

 Andy Berman : He said he finally figured out how New York Recycle was pulling it off.

 Beckett : So you admit that you planted him there to steal their battery technology?

 Andy Berman : They've been underbidding us left and right, stealing our business.

 Andy Berman : was a way to level the playing field. They weren't gonna share it,

 Andy Berman : so I offered Sam a million-dollar payday if he could get a hold of it.

 Castle : And when he called and said he'd completed his mission,

 Andy Berman : The thing about Sam is he and I had been down this road before.

 Andy Berman : I wasted hundreds of thousands on research and development

 Andy Berman : So when my engineers tried to fill in the blanks and test them,

 Andy Berman : so a couple of months ago, I had to cut Sam loose.

 Beckett : If Sam wasn't working for you, what was he calling about?

 Eric Foreman : That's why I left. We had different ideas on how to practice.

 Eric Foreman : To be honest, I don't think Dr. Schaffer really gave me a chance.

 Dr. Pilcher : I felt I owed it to you to hear what you had to say.

 Dr. Pilcher : That you defied her instructions and hospital procedures.

 Eric Foreman : That's what happened, nothing more I can add to that.

 Dr. Pilcher : Sounds like you didn't leave House quite soon enough.

 Jeffrey Cole : It's all organic, unprocessed crap. It's got to be the embalming fluid.

 Greg House : Bosley, tell whoever's talking that he's an idiot.

 Greg House : Either tell him he's an idiot, or tell me why I'm wrong.

 Greg House : You actually think that I'd take a patient who had a seizure in a funeral home,

 Greg House : if the ER hadn't already ruled out embalming fluid?

 Howard : What did you tell her about me? Did you mention body fat?

I told her you're an aerospace engineer, you speak five languages--

 Penny : And I told her you have an unhealthy attachment to your mother.

 Raj : Sorry, boys. Say hi to your mother when she picks you up.

 Castle : While we're on the topic of bad timing, Iet's not fail to mention

 Castle : the timing of Nina originally being paired with a public defender

well, Mr. Castle, is there anything else you'd like to share with the court?

 Castle : Yes. Good people of the jury, it is frightening to think about,

 Howard : So nice you could join me this evening. You're looking lovely as always.

 Katee Sackhoff : Always nice to be part of your masturbatory fantasies.

 Katee : I'm sorry. Fiddling with yourself in the bathtub is a real class act.

 Katee : The real me is in Beverly Hills with a tall, handsome rich guy.

 Bernadette : All right, Howard, let's get something straight right now.

 Guy : You're right. I know you're right. And thanks for being so nice.

 Rachel : All right. Well, it's not like I'm employee of the year or anything.

 Leonard : donating money so we could get a cryogenic centrifugal pump...

 Howard : in exchange for giving your department millions of dollars?

 Leonard : I was able to get out of there before anything else happened,

 Sheldon : Penny, you're an expert on trading sexual favors for material gain--

 Leonard : Well, n-no, hold on a second, I'm not going to sleep with her.

 House : If he still doesn't want it, after having time to adjust, I'll take it out.

 House : I'll blind him, too, if he wants to experience that culture.

 Cuddy : Ms. Miller, I'm not trying to minimize Dr. House's wrongdoing,

 Amber : She's not yelling, not threatening, not pacing, just sitting.

 Teddy Farrow : Yes, Christian Louboutin pink satin pumps I'd lent her for the evening.

 Beckett : It's in evidence now. And it has a hole in the back of it,

 Rina : - I just bought this on my way in. - Oh, look at that. It's my cover.

 Beckett : - And it's on stands already. - "Richard Castle gets the inspiration

 Castle : - Who should I make it out to? - You don't remember me?

 Castle : Rina. Yes. We met at that party. With that, that thing.

 Castle : That was late, it was crazy, that... Wow, what a night.

 Monica : -You got it from Pottery Barn? -Yeah. It's an apothecary table.

 Monica : She thinks her furniture should have a story behind it.

 Rachel : They had to ship it all the way from the White Plains store.

 Monica : And when I told her that I was gonna move in with Chandler...

 Penny : Oh, I don't think I'll be able to stop thinking about it.

 Leonard : Well, your ex-boyfriend sends his regards and I think the rest is fairly self-explanatory.

 Penny : I really thought if you guys went instead of me he wouldn't be such an ass.

 Penny : Why don't you put some clothes on, I'll get my purse, and dinner is on me, okay?

 Richard : You took the Clinical Skills section of your medical exams after most interns,

 Richard : Karev, you're still an MD. You still get to practice medicine.

What happens if I take the exam for a second time and I don't pass?

 Richard : You will no longer be a surgical resident at Seattle Grace.

 Castle : Yeah, Paula, that sounds perfect. Yeah, close the deal.

 Castle : I'll give you a hint. The headlines in the trades might read,

 Castle : And you are about to be immortalized on the silver screen.

 Ryan : Whoa! Are you kidding? They're really making a Nikki Heat movie?

Well, then perhaps you can explain to me how we found this nametag

 Taub : There are other ways to get enteric bacteria into the bloodstream.

 Chase : She's not an intravenous drug user, she has no tattoos,

 Thirteen : Transesophageal echo could give us a better idea of what we're looking at.

 Taub : Really? I thought it was, since we spent an hour talking about yoga,

 Thirteen : My guess is she thinks you don't want to spend time with her

 Adams : We did a major operation for no reason. It's not Lemierre's Syndrome.

 Chase : We would have had to biopsy his lymph nodes anyway to check for cancer.

 Park : We could be dealing with an alcoholic going through withdrawal.

 House : I'm an ex-con trying to adjust to a world that's passed me by.

 House : And the fact that I was right about what's wrong with our patient,

 Taub : He means it's not Lemierre's, but it's still an infection,

 Park : Cultures take time and his liver doesn't have much left.

 Adams : The blast will fry what's left of his liver. The cure will kill him.

 Beckett : Mrs. Hamilton, we think that whoever killed your husband

 Castle : Ambrosia, as in the food Greek gods ate to achieve immortality?

that cause the body to produce young cells instead of aging ones.

 Castle : A treatment like that would be worth a fortu ne to big pharma.

Billions, though most of the money would have gone to Beau Randolph.

 Beckett : Michelle having an argument with a tall, good-looking man,

 Castle : some strawberries and champagne sent up there, waiting...

So you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present!

 Ryan : to break into Booth Tower and steal that microchip, right?

 Louis : that we got from selling the chip to Booth's competitor.

But when he didn't show up for the chip, I didn't know what to do.

 Louis : He told me to hang on to the chip, and that he would catch up later.

 Slaughter : It was an advertisement to all the heist crews in town.

 Ryan : Mr. Booth, I'm Detective Ryan, this is Detective Esposito.

 Chandler : Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night?

 Leonard : -Sheldon, I need to talk to you. -All right, my friend.

 Sheldon : I'm preparing my gastrointestinal system for the exotic cuisine of Switzerland.

 Leonard : You went behind my back to guilt her into letting you go instead of her.

Forget it. I was the one invited, I get to decide who goes with me.

 Sheldon : Howard, could you lower the lights? I have a short PowerPoint presentation.

 Leonard : I don't need to see your presentation. This discussion is over.

If you wanna drink, it's okay with me. I've gotta get used to it.

- So my refrigerator light's out. - Scotch on the rocks with a twist!

 Penny : Oh, sweetie, guests don't normally wear corsages to a wedding.

 Amy : My mom paid my cousin to take me but he just used the money to buy drugs.

for your house-warming gift, I got you a baby-chick and a baby-duck!

 Joey : - Yeah, they must have jumped off the table, 'cause now they're gone!

 Chandler : - Oh, don't worry, we'll find them. - Actually, I'm gonna go check on the twins.

 Monica : - I'm sorry, I didn't know to look for Chinese food on the floor!

 Foreman : Donny collapsed four hours after we discharged him. He's dead.

 Foreman : His apartment manager found him on the floor in the laundry room.

 Chase : So we can replace the mitral valve with a pig valve or with a plastic one.

 Taub : It's the better choice if you want to have children someday.

 Chase : I know that you're on the fence about having kids, but Taylor really wants them.

 Chase : I'm afraid you two will need to agree on that decision earlier than planned.

for some off-the-top-of- their-head response is gonna be helpful here?

 Taylor : what are they gonna say about you buying your life with the life of a pig?

 Taylor : and we're the ones that are gonna have to live with this.

 Frankie : If I start picking and choosing, I'm being dishonest.

 Pi : I do, indeed. I'm tracking bee populations in the city for an NGO.

 Alexis : Bees are vital to the food supply. It's important work.

 Castle : But the real disaster is that Alexis has moved in with this guy.

 Kate Beckett : At least she's not living in squalor. That's good.

 Castle : I was counting on squalor. Because Alexis cannot last in squalor.

 Castle : And now he's morphed into some kind of New Age crusader?

It's as though he's turned being a charming man-child into a career.

 Lanie : because the weight of the body pulls the cord into a vertical line.

I'd say he died at least a day before our lady in the water tank.

and I found this chat exchange between him and an anonymous user.

 Ryan : Person replies, "There's a place near where I'm staying.

 Castle : Right, but according to Lanie's time of death, Blaylock was already dead.

 Beckett : So the folks at the law firm claim that they have no idea

 Beckett : why anyone would murder Blaylock, or why Erika was looking for him.

And they wanted to tell their friends and I told them they couldn't.

 Beckett : Kind of makes you wonder how many times this has happened since 9l11,

 Esposito : Yeah. Didn't seem to be anything out of the ordinary.

 Esposito : She seems to recall something about them having a son named Kevin,

 Agent Mark Fallon : Recipient of two Purple Hearts and a Distinguished Service Medal

 Agent Mark Fallon : Military's stretched pretty thin these days.

 Agent Mark Fallon : died a couple of years back at a VA hospital

 Agent Mark Fallon : from complications of wounds he suffered during combat ops.

 Castle : One who likes, you know, private jets, five star everything.

 Castle : But then I realized the only luxury I truly care about is freedom.

 Sam : It hasn't been active in years, she was gonna die if I didn't.

 Chase : We were able to operate on him early enough, before it metastasized.

 Stacy : The brother lying about his hep, it's an intervening act.

 Chase : She would have died six months ago if he hadn't given up his liver.

 Foreman : - Or any other kind of deodorant. - What about shampoo?

How about laundry detergent? Maybe they both washed their clothes this morning.

 Foreman : he can use his close brush with death on his college essays.

 Foreman : - Admission guys love that stuff. - That's how you got in, right?

- 128. Yellow jug. "Special"... - "Environmentally safe formula".

Which soaked into their clothes and got absorbed into their skin.

Well, then I'm betting he washed them last night without you knowing.

And those clothes were new. Nobody washed them. His clothes are all new?

 MEREDITH : - Was that Izzie optimistic? - Yeah, that's very Izzie.

 MRS. BYRD : Preston Burke. What a pleasure. I have read so much about you.

 MRS. BYRD : We've been told Pruitt needs a cardiac auto-transplantation.

 BURKE : Yes. I know what it is. Mrs. Byrd, this is a very complicated surgery.

 BURKE : - You'll need thorough testing. - Done. He is a perfect candidate.

 MRS. BYRD : Which is why we're here. I want the very best for my Pruitt.

You can accompany me willingly, or I will, when you least expect ii,

and simply wake up somewhere near Allentown with a nasty headache.

 Adams : So all we have to do is hydrate and observe him for 24 hours?

 House to Chase : Why don't you tell him it was your idea? He might warm up to you.

 House to Chase : If you get an ear in the mail, it's probably mine.

 Park : It's just the effects of withdrawal. The pain is normal.

 Reginald Easley : after a little too much time with the bottle.

 Reginald Easley : the dates he and his wife met and were married.

 Reginald Easley : Hixton believed it was because he stole the ticket.

 Montgomery : So you think Hixton was murdered because he stole the ticket.

 Castle : But the theft explains so much about Hixton's behavior.

 Castle : like he felt he didn't deserve it. I called it winner's guilt,

 Beckett : There's still no evidence suggesting that that contributed to his death.

 Castle : that there are no coincidences in a murder investigation.

You said Hixton told Meech "his past was coming back to get him."

 House : Which gets processed with a heavy metal called antimony.

 Ellen : We used to walk and get some every morning at that bakery.

lt won't be forever. lt just takes a year or two to get good portfolio together.

Well, l can skip a couple of steps, right? l mean, you did hear my round food thing.

You're changing careers. No matter what you do, you'll have to start at the bottom.

lt's gonna be years before you're making anything near as much as you were before.

 Interviewer : Come on, now. Monica has a good job. lt's not like you have a family to support.

Actually, we're trying. l don't think Monica is gonna want to postpone it.

 Gavin : While you were on your baby vacation, l was doing your job.

 Rachel : ...something sucking on my nipples until they are raw.

If Ben gets this commercial, do you think you can get me some free soup?

Yeah, okay, but I have been supporting a 29-year-old Italian for five years.

And Monica's gonna rue the day she put me in charge of cups and ice.

You know, I rued the day once. Didn't get a whole lot else done.

 Foreman : Patient had a sore throat a few weeks ago before he was admitted.

 Castle : I wouldn't say it was a relationship. I bought a couple of sculptures...

 Beckett : You could have been in dozens of relationships with women since then.

 Beckett : Jealous of you dating your second ex-wife and publisher?

 Beckett : Tell me. Does she make you do everything on a deadline?

 Castle : So how about you? You still with that cop boyfriend of yours?

 Castle : She said she was in trouble and she couldn't go to the police.

 Castle : Because Maya knew I had a relationship with you... Ooh!

 Castle : When I got there, the door was open, the place was trashed.

 Castle : She was dead on the bed and there was a gun on the floor.

 Beckett : So you being the expert veteran of dozens of crime scenes,

 Castle : Maybe you missed the part where I said she was shot dead.

 Castle : That's when you, Esposito and Annie Oakley come bursting through the door.

Laugh all you want, but in 10 minutes, we'll have younger-looking skin.

Well, just at least let me know what I can do to make it up to you.

 Lanie : I got tree branches poking my boobs and spotlights shining up my booty.

Vic's a white male, late 30s. Judging from the cracked branches,

 Lanie : I'm guessing he did a Superman off the top of that building.

 Esposito : Vic's name is John Allen. ID has him on the Upper West Side.

The building is too short. He'd wanna kill himself, not cripple himself.

 Lanie : There are signs of strangulation. It looks like his windpipe was crushed.

 Castle : Ligature refers to anything that ties or binds, like a rope or a belt.

Wow, you really know your stuff. No wonder they like having you around.

 Sheldon : Sure, if you consider being fragged by your own troops fun.

 Penny : I'm having a party on Saturday, so if you're around, come by.

Just a bunch of my friends, have some beer, do a little dancing.

 Leonard : He's asking if we can come as anyone from science fiction...

 Lorraine Dinovi : Her and Zack have been an item since high school.

 Montgomery : Did he mention anything else, any trouble he might been in?

 Lorraine Dinovi : Zack knew what trouble was. He wanted no part of it.

 Beckett : - Anything about the girlfriend? - Not that she knows of.

 Ryan : Check out the text messages that Bridget fired off to Zack

 Beckett : "Zack, if you leave me, I swear to God, I'll kill you."

All right, find out where her brothers were between 1 : 00 and 5 : 00 a.m.

 Leonard : What if we go as The Fantastic Four, and just tell people

 Leonard : Does that step include chloroform and a roll of duct tape?

 Sheldon : I don't think that will be necessary for Mr. James Earl Jones.

 Derek : You're not the dirty ex-mistress. She's your friend. I'm your friend.

 Ms. Graber : OK, good. So, caffeine's for seizures. What's the doughnuts for?

 Izzie : To absorb some of the coffee so it doesn't burn a hole in your stomach.

 Ms. Graber : Mm. Oh. Do you know how long it has been since I have had a doughnut?

 Ms. Graber : I really, really, really, really, really like doughnuts.

 Ms. Graber : Got to stay on top of my game. No time for exercise. No carbs. No sugar.

 Ms. Graber : Can't have a sugar crash in court. You know, stupid court!

 Sheldon : Because he's punishing me for being a, quote, "condescending jerk."

 Penny : And, yes, you love correcting people and putting them down.

 Sheldon : Au contraire, when I correct people, l am raising them up.

 Sheldon : Well, I can't help it. That's an involuntary twinkle.

Don't let the "best door in the world" hit you in the ass on your way out.

We could've gone from the ceremony to the reception with you in the sidecar.

But a dove placing the ring on your finger would've been no problem.

-It was fun being married to you. -Yeah, and it was an easy 400 bucks.

 Rachel : -That proposal at the planetarium? -I know, I know. It was stupid.

Here's the thing. We've thrown a very formal surprise party for you.

 Chandler : - Your friends are in there, and your parents. - No!

We'll get you some coffee. They'll never know that you're drunk.

 Barney : You lied to me all night for your own selfish reasons?

Young lady, don't you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is gonna be a bastard!

Thanks. Although it kind of seemed like you were falling asleep.

No, I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and, you know, take it all in.

I mean, I'll lay there if you absolutely have to have it, but...

You weren't sure whether you wanted to know what was in your dad's letter...

 Thirteen : My father tried to explain to me that her brain was literally shrinking,

 House : You're not only idiots, you're frauds. Fraudulent idiots.

 House : For pretending to be me when you're not even competent.

 House : And your fault for not ratting him out while the patient was still alive.

 House : What she had was easily treatable, she could have been fine.

 House : Seriously, how good was she? No formal training. At least not in acting.

 House : That was from a patient three years ago. That was hard to find.

Take it down? You kidding? It's way too lucrative to shut it down.

 Tritter : and you'll be charged with interfering with an investigation.

 James Wilson : There's still time to undo this. Cool her back down.

 Sal Malavolta : Now, he's always bragging about his oven, so I thought I'd...

 Sal Malavolta : Till closing, okay? It was dart night. I took third place.

 Sal Malavolta : What, you think he makes that money with his crappy pizza?

 Greg : We heard through the grapevine that Sophie might have some trouble

That doesn't explain the $ 1,500 that he paid her the last three months.

 Castle : with the way she was behaving the night before your wedding.

 Greg : Yeah, it sounds like something out of one of Rick's little books.

 Greg : What would even be the point of that, except to mess up the wedding?

 Castle : - That's what we're trying to find out. - Oh, my God. For God's sakes.

 Castle : If you've got something to say to me, why don't you just say it?

 Greg : but Teddy has been nothing but supportive of us the whole way.

 Greg : He filed our wedding license. He helped us write our prenup.

 Castle : - We couldn't decide on a restaurant. - What, do you think this is funny?

 Harris's Secretary : Excuse me, I need to find the ladies' room.

 Lanie : Besides, I figured I'd need somebody to keep me company

 Lanie : And I seem to recall you here with the center for the New York Liberty.

 Castle : Yeah. And then avoid the stigma of sitting at the singles table.

 Beckett : Yeah, no, I just wanted to get an early start on the day,

 Tory Ellis : So I ran down all the IP addresses that were accessed

 Tory Ellis : through the hotel's server to find out what our victim was up to.

 Tory : I took the liberty of ruling those out, as well as normal commercial sites.

looking for multiple unique site hits that coincided with the dates your victim

 Tory : I looked for IPs that were accessed late at night, during the period

 Ryan : IP was traced to Banks and Bauer. It's a boutique law firm in Midtown,

 Cameron : No, we saw a mass. The location is consistent with...

 Chase : White blood cells show no spindling or abnormal nuclei.

 Chase : Nothing on immunochemistries either. It's not lymphoma.

 House : - We don't know what kind of train... - Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

 Chase : The fact that the end of the line is death is an advantage?

 House : Maybe we can cut down a tree across the line just outside of town.

 Big Bully : - Hey, you're in our seats. - Sorry, we didn't know.

- Was that supposed to be funny? - Actually, I was going for colorful.

as their wives engage in what can only be described as a "twosome"...

 Rachel : Well, you might want to tell him it sounds like his wife...

 Shaw : And you must be the celebrity writer tag-along, Richard Castle.

 Castle : The same Jordan Shaw that broke the Hudson Valley Strangler case

 Castle : - back in 1991? - I also play a mean game of Scrabble.

 Shaw : Now that we all know each other, I'd like to see the body.

 Castle : Can you say that again, but start from "marble halls"?

 Beckett : There's a print here, and it's too large to be our victim's.

 Beckett : - What are you doing? - That print is already in the lab

 Shaw : - no black powder on your clothes. Wow, there's an app for that?

 Shaw : - Really eager to see that body. - Can I take a look at that?

 Castle : She is like the federal you. She is good. She's real good.

 Damian Westlake : At least you're honest. What can I do for you, Detective?

 Beckett : You could show me the diamonds that you stole from Vicky.

 Beckett : I spoke to Wallace Benner, the jeweler on the West Side.

 Beckett : He said that he replaced your wife's diamonds with imitation ones.

 Beckett : Over a period of several weeks, he exchanged 26 diamonds,

 Damian Westlake : But doesn't this argue against your theory that I killed my wife?

 Beckett : Greed. You used the first diamond as a down payment for the contract killer.

 Beckett : Once Vicky was dead, you'd inherit and double your take.

 Beckett : But Richard Castle believes in you, and I believe in him.

 Beckett : Show me that none of them are missing or I will haul your ass back to jail.

 Damian Westlake : and I knew she'd have no particular attachment to them

-Because I'm pregnant, I'm invisible? -Definitely not invisible.

 Monica : -You snooze, you lose. -He's not snoozing. He's teaching.

And, Joey, not that this should affect you at all, but if you pick me..

 Monica : I was planning on wearing a sequin dress cut down to here.

Pick whoever you want. Listen to your heart. What does it tell you?

 Heath : I didn't have my glove on. I was drinking from the goalie's bottle.

Yeah. Probably got restless and shifted one hemisphere of his brain to a more comfortable position.

Something is pushing on it. If there was bowing, could be a tumor.

Do you see a tumor on this M.R.I.? No, but I don't see any bowing either.

 House : There's no tumor. Just a blockage causing pressure causing symptoms.

Get him a radionucleotide cisternogram. I guarantee you'll see a blockage.

 Foreman : Now I'm injecting a material that's tagged with a radioisotope.

 Foreman : It's gonna enter your spine and travel up to your brain.

 Beckett : in order to get you acquitted, and then he got murdered for it.

 Otis Williams : I appreciate my man putting himself out like that for me,

Mr. Williams, if you didn't kill Lyla, then we need to figure out who did.

 Castle : Any detail you can remember, no matter how obscure, might help us.

I knew I should have passed it by, but I always wanted to drive a 760.

 Beckett : Anything that might suggest someone else had been there?

 Otis Williams : I slid in the ride, pulled the seat up, hit the ignition...

 Otis Williams : Yeah, I'm sure. That bad boy was all the way back.

 Beckett : There's no reason for that seat to have been all the way back.

 Castle : Somebody else was driving that car, most likely our killer.

 Beckett : And our killer would have to press the seat back button

 Sheldon : Mm. Great news, Leonard. I've solved my Penny gift dilemma.

 Sheldon : You see, the danger was that I might under-or over-reciprocate...

 Sheldon : I will open her gift to me first and then excuse myself, feigning digestive distress.

 Burke : You equated my spirituality with a belief in Santa Claus.

and you tell the Chief of Surgery and you ask me to move in with you.

 Cristina : - And now, you're religious. - Spiritual. There's a difference.

 Ryan : The whole world could be ending, I'd still be chowing down.

 Ryan : She doesn't know. Because if she did, you'd be in deep trouble.

 Ryan : So, we're going to track your girl down before our captain finds out.

 Beckett : Mr. Murphy, the money in Chloe's account, where did it come from?

Or how our victims are connected, other than the events of that night.

 Beckett : Doesn't matter what I believe. He's a viable suspect.

 Beckett : Hey, Ryan, I need you to get a search warrant for Evan Murphy's place.

 Esposito : We ran the club's mailing list for people with priors.

 Beckett : Xander Doyle. Weapons charges, conspiracy to distribute,

 Xander : Look. She said she was in trouble. She needed my help.

 Booth : And since your next question will be where was I that night,

 Castle : So why didn't you push harder? Why didn't we check his alibi?

 Beckett : Since I figured out what the numbers five and two meant.

 Castle : He put a listening device inside a replica of one of Boothe's cars.

 Beckett : He must have switched them out when they had that meeting.

 Beckett : Which means that car was recording everything that happened in that office,

Not unless we can provide evidence that ties Boothe to Lance's death.

 Beckett : And right now, we can't even prove that the two of them met.

 Beckett : Look, Mr. Harmon, we were hoping that you could help us with this.

 Brock : Lance never said a word to me about Boothe or the club. Nothing.

 Chandler : Good for you. You really think that Roger's the perfect guy?

Well, someone just used one of 'em to order a pizza for delivery.

 Ryan : To a tile import business owned by Luca's cousin, Dante Tessaro.

 Phoebe : One side of my butt is totally asleep and the other side has no idea.

 Mr. Heckles : -I don't have a monkey. -Then what's with the bananas?

 GEORGE : Izzie, meet Really Old Guy. We found him a couple of days ago.

It turns out I'm not doing anything. I'm literally not allowed to.

 CHRISTINA : If you want to socialize or get in a quick therapy session,

 IZZIE : You have a thing with Meredith and I don't know about it?

The whole point of hanging out with Really Old Guy is he doesn't talk.

 CHRISTINA : The man is sedated. This is supposed to be a quiet place.

 Barney : You're gonna need a stronger stomach than that, doll-face.

 ADDISON : - Marriage is a priority. - She's using work as an excuse.

 ADDISON : Or he is. Some men use work. Some men use other women.

 DEREK : - Some women use other men. - I've been visiting Ellis Grey.

 ADDISON : - I was lonely and you had checked out. - I work, I visit Ellis, that's my day.

 DEREK : - You gave up on us first. - I make time for Ellis, not for Adele.

 ADDISON : That's what marriage is built on. Change keeps marriage alive.

 ADDISON : Richard, your marriage isn't over until you decide it is.

 House : Some of my co-workers will insult people right to their faces.

 Thirteen : Something that hits 30 years after birth isn't going to be connected.

 Foreman : Tertiary syphilis can cause pseudopsychopathic syndrome and cardiomyopathy.

 Foreman : She'll do it again. Next time, it won't work out so well.

 Alexis : Guys, let's just calm down, okay? I'm sure we can talk this out.

the other night between us meant that we were getting back together,

 Jesse : You know that wasn't you the other night in that photo!

 Mandy : No! I was messed up that night. I don't remember anything.

MANDY : And then I would see the photos and assume that it was me?

Now, we were supposed to get another 25 grand for staging that photo

Only bitch got a conscience, felt bad about everything she had done.

Especially 'cause the pictures broke up you and whatshisname, Zach.

 Alexis : That's why she was trying to get in touch with you last night.

 Jesse : She called me and said she was going over to your place to tell you everything.

 Ryan : That gun was a ballistics match to the one that killed Ted.

 Esposito : and we're monitoring his credit cards. We'll find him.

 Ryan : And when we do, maybe he can tell us who this Anderson Cross is.

 Beckett : At least Ted's killer was brought to justice, you know, in a way.

Now, he could've put it anywhere, but he took it to Ted's apartment.

 Castle : He wanted us to catch the case so he could work me for information.

 Beckett : Well, maybe he was just looking for a reason to see you again

 Castle : I keep making the mistake of thinking he's family. But he's not.

 Castle : We're getting married in September. It won't be too hot, it won't be too cold.

You know, for years I've wondered if your father was the one who got away.

 Martha : First time I met him, he gave me the greatest gift of my life, you.

 Martha : And now, after all these years, he's given me another one.

 Robin : Well, that guy who came over here who thinks we're dating,

 Robin : A four? God, you are, like, the worst judge of guys ever.

Because in Joey Tribbiani, you get a minister and an entertainer.

 Lanie : I can do the chocolate, I'll even do the whipped cream bikini,

 Castle : How can you tell the difference between custom and regular?

 Beckett : The leather is too high quality to be mass-produced, and it's hand-stitched.

From body temperature, I'd say between 10 : 00 and 11 : 00 last night.

 Sheldon : ...which are only effective against wraiths and daywalkers...

...and there are no more left. The cards remaining in the stack are : 

 Sheldon : Four fire weapons, a troll, two ogres and the Jewel of Osiris.

 Sheldon : I have an eidetic memory, as I've told you many times.

 Sheldon : Most recently last year during lunch on the afternoon of May 7th.

Because last time I didn't go, I ended up playing Mystic Warlords of Ka.

 Hayley : - Who put you up to this? - It doesn't matter. Not anymore.

 Barney : now I realize at least I'll never have to suffer like this.

 Barney : Activates Tennis Ball Cannon While Fat Kid Sips Energy Drink."

 Sheldon on phone : I'm leaving this message because I thought perhaps you'd like

 Sheldon on phone : to watch me be interviewed for a documentary about Mr. Spock.

 Sheldon on phone : And with a tinge of sadness that I'm no longer in your life.

 Sheldon : It's not every day I get to meet someone whose life's journey

 Chandler : When Janice asked me and I said no, she took that to mean...

Okay, well, Janice said, "Hi. Do I look fat today?" And I looked at her...

 Ross : Let's say, Janice is coming back from a trip and she gives you two options.

 Robin : Well, how do you afford all of these expensive clothes?

No. Phoebe, just the idea of pitting one baby against another...

 Rachel : ...I mean, you know, and judging who's cuter just for a trophy...

 Rachel : - And a thousand dollars. - ... is something I'm very interested in.

 Rachel : Where am I gonna get a cowgirI outfit on Thanksgiving?

Oh, yeah. That's my kid. I could spot those goofy ears anywhere.

 George : Callie O'Malley, I can't kiss you right now because you're scrubbed in,

 Bailey : I'll start a central line, you have to get out of the way.

 Monica : Do you realize that at this time tomorrow we're gonna be getting married?

 House : Can't wheeze without moving your chest muscles. This isn't TPP.

 House : At the tail end of me patiently explaining how you idiots were idiots.

 Taub : If he had a bagel stuck in his windpipe, I would have seen it on the echo.

 House : He's got shiny new caps. He's had recent dental surgery.

 Cuddy : You can tell us what that means while we're rolling him to the OR.

 Cuddy : I didn't bring you back here so you could stage a coup.

Listen to me. Dental air drill pushed an air bubble into his gums.

 Jerry, laughing : You still got that button from the festival we went to?

On your left you have a tyrannosaurus rex, from the Jurassic Period.

And the aspergillus is a T cell issue. Common variable immunodeficiency.

 House : This is a cocktail of serratia, meningococcus, cepacia and rhinovirus.

 Jack : And how are you gonna know which one gains the most ground?

See, if the meningococcus is king of the hill, you get to have another seizure.

 House : Serratia will shut down your lungs. If it's cepacia, you'll have a heart attack.

Well, the alternative is we guess, and there's a three out of four chance

 Barney : It's called the price is right, not the price is close!

But I'm afraid the cause of your problem could be staring us right in the face.

 Foreman : - We're checking just to be safe. - Y'all already checked for that.

The previous M.R.I. had a broader view. Some tumors are almost impossible to see unless you know exactly where to look.

 Cameron : The less distortion there is, the more detail we'll be able to see. Okay.

 Dean : by people wearing rubber gloves, making this a statistical impossibility.

 Beckett : You said that the set that you use was chosen at random.

 Dean : But she's been with us for 10 years. She would never do something like that.

 Beckett : Okay, you stay here. That's evidence. Watch those balls.

- Miranda Vail? I'm Detective Beckett. - I'm sorry. I'm in a hurry.

- Please just wait. We need to talk. - No, I can't. I'm sorry...

 Miranda : - Oh, my God! Where is he? Is he okay? - He's safe. He's...

 Miranda : And that if I went to the police, or said anything to anyone,

 Ryan : that she spent a few nights at the Brunswick Inn in November, 2008.

 Esposito : Looks like Jason crashed there, too. Also in November, 2008.

 Beckett : Okay, so both of our victims stayed at that inn at the same time.

 Esposito : Doesn't look like an affair. They stayed in separate rooms.

 Ryan : Well, the victims were at the inn, the inn was on the disc.

 Castle : where some unspeakable horror befell the spirits. Think about it.

 Castle : So, this must be the location of the spirit's origin story.

 Beckett : Or somehow Val and Jason connected with the human killer at that inn.

 Beckett : Castle and I will go to Port Campbell and see what we can find.

 Meredith : Look, I know you're going to get off this elevator and not look back.

 Meredith : I know that, but, George, we're friends, real friends.

 Meredith : when you finally do decide to look back, I'll still be here.

 Richard Castle : have you successfully completed your agenda for your lunch meeting?

 Beckett : Who would have thought that secret dating would be so productive?

 Castle : I know, our public fights have made our private time so much more...

 Castle : I don't suppose the Captain has time for one more agenda?

 Beckett : but I have to make this meeting with Captain Gates at 1 PP.

And is "Gates" code for Vikram? And 1 PP your secret strip-club hideout?

 Beckett : Meanwhile, I will be sneaking in and out of the building next door to get here.

 Foreman : All the signs are there. Movement disorder, psychosis.

 House : Well, good news for Margo, it's not Huntington's. Bad news for us,

You know, the patient is prime age to develop spontaneous schizophrenia.

 Cam : None of her family members are sick. Nobody at her office, her volunteer group,

 House : So she raises a daughter, runs a business, she does charity work,

 House : And the uncanny ability to bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan,

It's what your grandmother's hands looked like when we found her.

 Mrs. Geller : Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was nice.

It wasn't so she could pick on me. She actually thinks I'm good.

If I do that, she'll put on blinders and run out into the line of fire.

 Crandall : If I let you do the test, it means I don't trust her.

 Cameron : - Heart rhythm's normal. - Insert the first catheter.

 House : Then the AV node is not the bad pathway. All that was, was a heart attack.

 Chase : Her heart's fragile after that last attack. Chances of tachycardia.

 House : You have my permission to blame Foreman at any negligence trial.

 Chase : Physically, his eyes are fine. The problem's isolated to his brain.

Damage to the occipital lobe extends from the primary visual cortex...

 House : - How do we know you're not sick? - Do I seem happy to you?

 House : In the meantime, stay away from people and animals that you care about.

 Cameron : Joe could have died before the paralysis had a chance to present.

For arbovirus? You think our Jersey beat cop has been spending a lot of time

 Chase : Mixing that many meds will create all sorts of toxic interactions.

 Cameron : We'll box his liver, trash his kidneys. There's got to be a better way.

 House : It's that body sitting in the room with him that Cuddy won't let us touch!

 House : Bacterials, virals, toxins, fungals, parasites, it's got to be one of them.

 Chase : They're gonna lock Joe up downstairs until the CDC gets here.

 Ben : If you don't tell me everything, we can no longer be brothers.

 Hunt : What I do means no communication, no relationships, to anyone.

 Hunt : When you were about 10 years old, your mother took you to the library

 Hunt : and you were looking for a book, and I gave you a copy of...

 House : couldn't bear to look at me, I wouldn't go so far as to shoplift.

I'm not talking about the shoplifting. I'm sure she didn't even know they were dangerous.

 Foreman : She probably saw them advertised on TV or over the Internet.

 Chase : Right. So I guess it's the media and pharmaceutical companies' fault now,

not the fact that she can't stop shoveling food down her throat.

 Cameron : - No one forced a cancer patient to get cancer. - Give me a break. It's not a disease.

 Chase : What I haven't seen lately is a kid eating an apple or riding a bike.

 Chase : You Americans can't even compete with the rest of the world in basketball anymore,

unless, ofcourse, it's the type you play with a remote control on a big-screen TV.

Are you gonna let him say that? He insulted our basketball teams.

 Phoebe : You guys go way back, then. So, what are you up to these days?

l want to play piano professionally. lf l don't do this now, l never will.

They're looking for a cook. Actually, ''cook'' may be a bit of a stretch.

they could've used that to access any of the floors in that same building.

Maybe you should start without me. I'm right in the middle of something.

 Castle : No, sweetheart. I'm just doing some research for a story.

 Martha : Richard, these men are here for you. They say they're federal agents.

I think we should tell our patient about breaking into his house.

 Dugan on The Phone : everybody would be talking about immigration instead.

 Dugan on The Phone : All right, look, here's what we're gonna say.

 Masters : Aren't you curious how we came up with this diagnosis?

 Ted voix off : And become the youngest project manager in my firm's history.

 Thirteen : I think he's saying it's different with you, Shannon.

 Thirteen : It's a guy thing. They don't like showing weakness in front of each other.

 Thirteen : Not my call, but if you ask me, she's waiting for you to.

 Thirteen : Right, they conquered countries and built castles by being selfless.

 Thirteen : Bravery and loyalty are great qualities for soldiers.

 Thirteen : If you want to be king, sometimes you have to be willing to take what's yours.

I can't believe this. All this time, I liked you and you liked me!

"But" is never good. Let's leave it at "I like you and you like me."

 Brenda : Mrs. Bing, this tile cleaner is incredible. Where did you get it?

It's two parts ammonia and one part lemon juice. The secret ingredient is..

 Chandler : So she stole your pants and then came back and wore them in front of you?

 Leonard : I got her to watch a six-part documentary on Monty Python.

 Leonard : Even I was bored, I just wanted to see if she'd make it to the end.

 George walks back to Ellis, muttering : Come on, I'll take you back to your room.

- Did you increase peak pressures? - Any higher, I blow his lungs.

 Addison : Try ventilating him manually, see if he starts coming back up.

 Bailey to Addison : - Did we miss any bleeders? - Surgical field is clear.

 Burke : which, I'm sure you know, causes ventricular arrhythmias.

 Howard : Not exactly. They spent a ton of money developing this dandruff medication...

 Howard : Anyway, it was Bernie's idea to rebrand the stuff as a cure for constipation.

 Raj : Way to make lemonade, you know, from around the corner where fudge is made.

 Chase : He should just drag his bum leg around as God intended?

 Chase : What if we find a drug that makes people live 20 years longer?

 House : I mean, this guy's breathing, drinking and injecting himself

 House : with everything he can find to amp up his body chemistry,

 House : He's artificially raising his red blood count, so why isn't it raised?

 Chase : Muscle weakness, exhaustion. He could have encephalitis.

 House : But it's been over an hour since we've poked the patient

 Cuddy : It's just that on a dating service you should post a photo.

 House : if you then showed up with two more to somewhere better.

 House : But how does just ruining her plans get her to agree to yours?

 Foreman : I've already done all I could. Now all I can do is move on.

 Cameron : and I'm not even saying we need to talk about it right now.

 Cameron : Robert, you can't do this. You can't hide things from me.

 Chase : The HDL numbers on one of his early blood panels don't match a later panel.

 Sheldon : and now you think you may have lost her love forever.

 Sheldon : How does this compare to me being forced to relax for a few days?

 Sheldon : curl up with a good book and wait for this nightmare to be over.

So in a few months, I'll have three babies walking around inside me?

It'll be like one of those log rides when they come shooting out.

 The Doctor : Giving birth to three is like giving birth to one.

 Cuddy : They deal with cases that other doctors can't figure out.

 Cuddy : He saves one patient per week. What about everyone else?

 Vogler : His department's not going to find the cure for breast cancer.

If your judgment is compromised by a prior or current relationship, that is my business.

 Vogler : And yet he's not wearing it. I'm just wondering if that's a reflection on him...

I found a picture online of you at a conference. You need a heart transplant.

 Beckett : In the end, Castle was right. The murder was a crime of passion.

 Beckett : The cuffs, the caramel were all just theater to throw us off.

 Castle : I can't help but think that if Matt hadn't copied Jessica's research,

Danielle never would have read it and none of this would have happened.

 Montgomery : Well, now he won't get his precious little fellowship or his degree.

Some of the girls thought that Jessica was working off the book,

 Castle : They had a glass of wine and she left. She just did it on the wrong night.

 Montgomery : Yeah, but why'd she give you such a hard time then?

 Jenny : The same goes for all of you. I feel like I know you guys already.

 Esposito : Damn. If I had a girl like that, I might be whipped by her, too.

- God, Leonard. Stop talking. - Why don't you give me five minutes?

 Leonard : I'll Google how to do this, I'll call you right back.

 Martha : At one point, there were all these doves that just soared into the...

 Lanie : I'm picking the restaurant, and we're ordering all the desserts!

 Esposito : We were really looking forward to this for a long time, too, Castle.

 Foreman : There's 80 reasons we shouldn't date. But you can't shut everyone out.

 Thirteen : Look at our patient. Thirty-two years old, not dead yet,

 Foreman : And I'll bet they're cherishing every traumatic minute he has left,

 Foreman : wouldn't trade him for the healthiest guy in the world.

 Thirteen : True. And they're stuck suffering with him, hating every day,

 Taub : air in the intestinal blood vessels, and House won't answer his phone.

 Foreman : His intestine must be damaged, the air's leaking into his body.

 Kutner : If there's a blockage in the superior mesenteric artery,

 Foreman : and find the other blockages, before he has another cardiac arrest.

 Foreman : We found intestinal edema and air in the blood vessels. The pain was vascular.

 Foreman : His blood pressure was uneven. Thirteen and Kutner are doing an angio.

 Taub : There's air in the intestine, it has to have come from somewhere.

And his body was found halfway between that location and this car.

 Castle : What do you want to bet that's where he was coming from?

 Vikram : Don't lie to us. we were watching. You didn't follow instructions.

 Beckett : and that means the NYPD can seize everything in your life.

 Vikram : They might. But if I arrest you, they definitely will.

And there're no street cams outside so we could see who picked it up.

 Vikram : We find out who the main players are at Friendly Island Sanitation,

 Vikram : and the next time Sam catches the shipment, we'll be there.

 Raj : Is it me or was that Sheldon's way of saying, "Vegas, baby"?

That could be fun, and I know my weekend's wide open now that...

 Leonard : Go home, pack a bag, and we'll be "right now" people.

 Sheldon : I'd rather have a blowfly lay eggs and hatch larvae in my auditory canal.

 18 : Well, LDS doesn't try to dictate every detail of our lives.

 18 : When a situation isn't clear, we're encouraged to make our own decisions.

 House : Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people.

 18 : The truth is we're having this debate because you wanna figure something out about me.

 Cuddy : Foreman is running the diagnostic department at New York Mercy.

 Castle : The moment you plugged this thumb drive into your computer,

 Castle : By now that virus has searched your keystroke history and found

 Castle : It's the computer equivalent of an exploding dye pack.

 Castle : So I guess we can add destruction of city property to those charges.

No. I was out playing poker with your boss, the police commissioner.

 Castle : Well, if I was writing this, I would fall back on the theme.

You do realize we don't keep the women's lingerie here in the office.

Nothing. He's just goofy like that. I actually hardly notice it anymore.

-Rachel, he's not a sandwich. -No, he's a banker with opera tickets.

 Castle : An ice bullet! Hello? An ice bullet? Are you even paying attention to me?

 Beckett : No. You aren't saying anything worth paying attention to.

 Esposito : but so far they still haven't found any blood trails outside the gallery.

 Ryan : And CSU's re-swept the scene twice. No sign of our fifth bullet.

 Esposito : Nah, bro. An ice bullet would still make a bullet hole.

We checked Fink's cell phone records. He got a call at 9 : 19 p.m.,

 Ryan : Phone records indicate that the call originated here in New York,

 Castle : Well, good luck getting a warrant from the government of Bahrain.

 Beckett : See if any of them had international numbers and watch your mouth.

 Officer Marino : I found him on the canvass, by the art gallery.

 Officer Marino : Yeah, I asked him his name, I asked him where he lived.

 Officer Marino : You know, but here's the funny part. The guy says he don't remember.

 Angelica Fink : Did my husband have enemies? Yeah, he had enemies.

 Angelica Fink : He'd sell, like, five pieces, and they'd want to know why he didn't sell six.

 Angelica Fink : Well, what am I supposed to do with these, huh?

 Angelica Fink : I didn't want them. I did them for him, and now he's dead.

 Monica : I'm taking some classes with you, and I was wondering what they were.

 Marshall : So arthur's busy giving me the full screaming treatment...

 Marshall : The fact that I became a lawyer to save the environment,

 Alex : My stomach's been bothering me and I've been feeling a little nauseous.

 House : I'll do some other doctorly stuff, and we'll be in touch.

 Cameron : Did the history reveal anything, oh, I don't know, medically relevant?

 House : You should do one of those while you're running the labs and the tox screen.

 House : The sound of a needy child is stirring your paternal juices.

 House : You're not supposed to feel bad when you dodge a bullet.

 Wilson : And we happen to be missing out on at least one of them.

 Ted : Okay, well, uh, you're right... That is none of my business.

 Dr. Leedbetter : We've been getting reports of very angry behavior on your part.

 Ted : than spend the rest of my life alone playing Angry Birds,

 Castle : we can improve our relationships by acknowledging our animal nature.

 Ryan : Well, speaking of animal nature, you should see the inside of her car.

 Lanie Parish : it looks like all of this was done after she was killed.

That's a lot of walking-around money, even for a best-selling author.

 Beckett : So if they weren't after the money, what were they looking for?

 Lanie : Based on body temp and lividity, I'd say between 6 : 00 and 8 : 00 last night.

 Sheldon : Shilly-Shally has red hair and briefly served in the Mexican Navy.

 Sheldon : ...of inappropriate workplace flirtations from a young lady.

 Sheldon : ...who doesn't quite know how to handle this situation and could use your advice...

 Sheldon : ...which is surprising, because Dr. Einstein Von Brainstorm...

 Bernadette : You've got nothing to worry about. Leonard would never cheat on you.

 Chase : If you only heard claudication and carotid dissection...

 House : and I'd tell your former teammates to put her on steroids.

 Moira : I felt God's love, his grace. I've been waiting my entire life for that.

 Moira : I know you didn't feel anything when you almost died. I did.

You fell oxygen deprivation, you felt your brain releasing noradrenaline.

It turns out that the thermostat for my new office isn't in my new office.

 Sheldon : No, it's next door in Professor Davenport's office...

 Sheldon : ...who is currently enjoying the hot flashes associated with menopause.

There was something in the wall that someone outside the wall wanted.

 Ryan : I'll try, but it's late. Probably won't hear anything till morning.

 Beckett : Um, I have a dinner date with your ex-wife, remember?

I bet they're out there right now just telling secrets about me. Boom!

 Castle : - Should I call them? I should call them. - No. No, no.

 Monica : but I don't wanna have one with someone who doesn't really wanna have one.

 Ted : It didn't work. They hate me. How do I get them to like me again?

 Izzie : Don't move. You're gonna have a unibrow. I have some in my locker.

 Rebecca : I like the suit. The suit is way better than the scrubs.

Oh, come on. You just had brain surgery. You're still on antibiotics.

My body's been signed off by plastics, cardio, orthopedics, neuro and OB.

And my teeth got the blessing from, wait, I can say this, prosthodontics.

 Jesse : Haven't seen you in forever. Look how gray you've gotten.

 Bernadette : I don't think I like the way you're treating my friend.

 Donovan : Lock down the precinct. Make sure she does not leave this building.

 Donovan : You were just in the break room with Detective Beckett.

 Donovan : Do you understand this woman is now the target of a manhunt?

 Gates : I'm afraid he's right, Mr. Castle. You're gonna have to leave.

 Ryan : We canvassed around the hotel where Jason Marks was staying.

The bell captain there said he had a meeting with this man. Look familiar?

 Esposito : The one who kept Beckett safe by holding those files on Bracken?

 Castle : And that is the only way Bracken would stop hunting him.

l had to! lmagine you were married and you found a tape of your wife...

 Chandler : ...in another guy's apartment. Wouldn't you need to know what was on it?

 Chandler : Even if it is, it can't possibly be as bad as what l'm picturing in my head.

 Lesley : Yeah. I noticed it when I got up to get water, so I fixed it.

Now you can show quarks are asymptotically free at high energies.

 Penny : What did I do? Hung upside down from the monkey bars...

 Amy : We'll make popcorn, stay up all night, and I'll teach you my secret language.

Laxatives. I don't think they were used to maintain her girlish figure.

 Foreman : I think it will be. I think we need to forget about the liver.

 Cuddy : We just forgot about the lungs, now we need to forget about the liver?

 Foreman : We need to stop retracing our steps and get ahead of this thing.

 Foreman : You suspended House because it'd be dangerous having him in charge,

 Wilson : I'm sure he gave you that opinion simply because he was worried about the patient?

 Foreman : Just because House wants his pills, doesn't mean his theory is wrong.

 Cuddy : No, the test results mean that. Your test was negative.

 Foreman : Just because it wasn't alpha-1 doesn't mean the pancreas isn't next.

 Wilson : He'd have made up any story for a pill. You didn't give him anything, did you?

 Doctor : Unfortunately, that pain and lack of bruising is typical of a zygomatic break.

 Castle : The paint. And I overheard him say, "I can't keep it there forever."

 Castle : That's him. That's the guy she was having an affair with.

 Castle : If you leave now, you can catch him. You can ask him where she is.

 Beckett : Excuse me. Hey! Excuse me! NYPD. Do you have a minute?

 Beckett : He and Emily have been taking a class together at Pace.

 Beckett : And he's been texting her for the past couple of days,

 Beckett : Ryan tracked them down, but they haven't heard from her either.

 Leonard : Instead it reverts to its asexual state and then grows up again.

 Howard : We thought my 90-year-old grandfather had reverted to an asexual state...

 Howard : ...but the lawsuit from his Jamaican caregiver proved us all wrong.

 Leonard : My point is, immortality is not only a possibility, it is real.

 Sheldon : If I could keep my Gmail account, I'd be okay with that.

...what that smell coming from Professor Tupperman's office was?

 Sheldon : ...I'd be okay with brine shrimp or the history of the unicycle.

 House : Here's a prescription for an antibiotic. He should be all better in a few days.

 Wilson : She was uncomfortable doing any more tests. I had to convince her to do that one.

 House : Do you get that often? Women would rather die than get naked with you?

 House : It's not an inflammatory process. It's not a clot, because Chase's angio says so.

 Richard : - All right, I'll see you guys later. - Bye, Richard.

 Monica : God, it is so nice for once to not have to get all hung up on 'Where is this going?'

 Chandler : Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing,

 Chandler : give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum.

 James Wilson : Either you're sprawled naked on your floor with an empty bottle of Vicodin

 James Wilson : Please tell me which, because Chase has another pool going.

 Greg House : They flew me in to help deal with a sick employee.

 Greg House : Call the Langley switchboard, ask for extension...

 Samira Terzi : Thirty-five, seventy-eight. Three, five, seven, eight.

 Greg House : You know, I happen to have a position available on my penis.

 Samira Terzi : As tempting as a position on your staff is, I like it here.

 Greg House : Pays better, and we've only had one assassination attempt.

 Samira Terzi : That's why your fellows left en masse a couple of months ago.

 Greg House : They've got a satellite aimed directly into Cuddy's vagina.

 Greg House : I told them the chances of invasion are slim to none, but...

 Greg House : Relax. I'm sure they already know that you brought heroin back from Afghanistan.

 Taub : He could have recently gotten an intermittent arrhythmia.

 House : I know "heart" and "head" start with the same three letters,

 Taub : We're gonna insert three electrical catheters into your heart.

 Robin : Have no idea what it's like to be on the receiving end.

 Doug : Do you think you'll ever be able to look at him and not blame me?

 Arthur Stenson : Look, man, I don't know what people have been telling you,

 Ryan : Well, I guess we're done here, then. Say hi to the jury for us.

The cop puts cash in a locker. I pick it up, I leave the drugs. That's it.

 Arthur : The buyer only arranges pickups on Police Appreciation Nights.

 Arthur : The NYPD doesn't pay a cover, the gym's crawling with cops.

 Esposito : I think I know how Beckett can smoke out our killer.

 Beckett : The thing about interviewing a suspect is you have to find what works for you.

 Beckett : And sometimes you don't know how you're gonna go at them

 Barney : - What the hell are you doing? - That girl she's talking to?

 Robin : It's not like you have a shot with Ready McGee over there, right?

 Castle : What about her research? Did she ever talk to you about

 Esposito : The bed hasn't been slept in and there's no signs of a struggle.

 Beckett : Which means she was somewhere else when she was killed.

 Beckett : Did Jessica ever mention where she was going to be last night?

No. I got in at around 10 : 00. It didn't look like she'd been home.

 Proffesor Stevenson, Jessica's Advisor : I wish I could help you, Detective.

 Proffesor Stevenson, Jessica's Advisor : Sometimes she'd work late, but she wasn't here last night.

 Stevenson : She was spending a lot of time with a dominatrix named Mistress Venom.

 Stevenson : Jessica was determined not to be held hostage by their little minds.

 Stevenson : If you want to know more about the people Jessica was studying,

 Stevenson : Kelly, this is Detective Beckett and Richard Castle.

 Bernadette : All right, the pitcher's mound in Major League Baseball

Oh, who am I kidding? I wouldn't have a shot with a girl like that.

 Raj : It wouldn't kill you to take a Pilates class with me now and then...

 Howard : Yeah, well, it doesn't matter, because she wasn't really smiling at me.

No, it's just- Look, when I first moved to this city, I was a lot like her.

 Rachel : I was spoiled, self-centered. And you guys really took care of me.

That's what I'm wearing today. That's why I hung it on the door.

 Leonard : being rejected by those students really hit him hard.

Because it's not true that you did nothing wrong. You both are wrong.

 ADDISON : You're wrong for covering this up, you're wrong for Iying about it,

 ADDISON : this sweet, innocent, beautiful little boy suffer like this.

 Manuel : A few times, Valerie had me drop her off at a diner by her place.

 Agency Guy : So these are the preliminary forms for an open adoption.

 Eve : I'm gonna base this moment on who I'm stuck in a room with.

- We're not gonna give up just like that. - Leonard, the TV's in the building.

 Sheldon : We've been denied access to the building, ergo we are done.

 Leonard : Excuse me. If I were to give up at the first hitch, I never would have identified...

 Leonard : ...the fingerprints of string theory in the aftermath of the big bang.

 Castle : So he drags the body over there, just to try to throw us off.

 Esposito : Was walking her dog when she heard the shot last night.

 Esposito : A few seconds later, said she saw a white dude run past her.

I got her looking through mug books of dealers arrested in that area.

No, I miss your sparkling personality. Yeah! That's the guy I saw, right here.

 Beckett : Really? Is that what you're giving me? The, "All drug dealers look alike"?

 Beckett : Given the fact that you have two prior felony sales on your sheet,

 Beckett : you should probably come up with something better pretty quick.

 Castle : Shouldn't she put him on his heels? Go straight for the shooting?

 Captain Roy Montgomery : It's not about putting him on his heels.

...of Renyard's new theory of species variegation in segmented arthropods?

Well, l think he's a little out there, but he does have some interesting ideas.

l saw the article on your coffee table. l memorized the title to freak you out.

 Ross : We have so much in common, and she's just cool, you know? And funny.

I'm just gonna put this back in my pocket and pretend that didn't happen.

 Cameron : You know House firing you has nothing to do with you.

 Chase : Getting this job was the best thing that has ever happened to me.

 Raj : It was a classic western set in the post-Jurassic period,

 Robin : But doesn't Marshall's mom hate you... The fact that you two aren't very close?

 Lily : Judy and I aren't besties, but today, whatever she needs,

 Barney : You search knees, feet, banisters, fire hydrants and diving boards,

 Barney : and I'll cover bats, rackets, hockey sticks, golf clubs and riding crops.

 Barney : Claws, paws, talons, hooves, beaks and clenched monkey fists.

 Penny : Well, what if we do go out and I do something stupid and dump you again?

 Leonard : Well, how about if we don't think about this as a relationship?

 Leonard : ...and if we both feel it's solid, then we'll roll it out to the public.

 Leonard : And we let them think that we decided to just be friends...

 Penny : Hey, I just remembered. I still got one of your inhalers.

 Stark : And the last couple of days, I haven't been doing that.

 Brennan : Is it all right with you if we carry you into the bathroom?

 Stark : If you want me there, that's the way you're going to have to do it.

 House : Which means this is the only place where you can yell at me.

 House : Without competition, we'd still be single cell organisms.

 Foreman : That's just the dye. Your nerves can't tell the difference

 Foreman : between the cold inside your body and the wet outside your body.

 Stevie : The nerves can't tell the difference, or the brain can't interpret the difference?

I had to teach myself a lot of stuff, too. Schools sucked where I grew up.

Leak has to be in the pulmonary veins to get in my lungs, right?

 Stevie : How can I have a bloody effusion without any bleeding?

 Chase : Put food-borne parasites and infections on the list to check on.

 Mr. Flynn : I'm sure you're finding it hard to live with yourself.

 Esposito : We have reason to believe there's a murder suspect in this building.

 Receptionist : This building belongs to the Central Intelligence Agency.

 Receptionist : It's protected by the National Security Act. I can't let you in.

 Mr. Flynn : Everything ends in tragedy, even an epic love story like yours.

 Barney : Wow. You know I really should check out this "subway."

 Castle : Are you guys celebrating with root beer floats and nobody told me?

 Alexis : They narrowed the part of Sandy down to Kelly Burton and yours truly.

 Martha : Whatever happens, I am so proud of her. She is fearless.

 Martha : I had to take a lot of less than prestigious jobs to ply my craft.

 Martha : Lady Liberty. Lady Liberty outside some low-rent tax service.

 Martha : I was terrible at it. They hated me. It just... I was... Absolutely the...

When you're getting screwed over all the time, you gotta switch to low fat.

 Monica : Not at all. You're not terminal. We just need some damage control.

Very critical time. If you feel yourself reaching for that phone...

So what you have to do is accidentally run into her on purpose...

Tonight at 11 : 00, a live interview with famed mystery novelist Richard Castle

 Newscaster : with disturbing allegations of a murderous conspiracy...

 Castle : but I guarantee you she will be here for this interview.

 Vikram : This is a stupid plan. We should definitely rethink it.

 Brooks : Lady, I have never worked so hard to kill one person in my entire life.

or you were just waiting to the last possible second to save us?

 Esposito : A little distracted in there. You got a fully stocked bar, satellite TV.

 Vikram : This is military grade encryption. It's gonna take a while.

 John : And that obsessive nature of yours... That's a big secret.

You don't risk jail and your career to save somebody who doesn't want to be saved...

 John : The reason normal people got wives and kids and hobbies... whatever...

 John : The thing you think about all the time, thing that keeps you south of normal.

 John : No woman waiting at home after work with the drink and the kiss.

 Greg House : Sign on the door says "closed for private event. "

 Lisa Cuddy : Who are you keeping? You owed me a decision 10 days ago.

And Luisa Maria can't decide if she's gonna keep the quadruplets.

 Greg House : I'll arrange for a patient with a mysterious illness to come in on Thursday.

 Lisa Cuddy : Who knows how they'll react to freak weather patterns?

 Lisa Cuddy : Two names by Friday or the pay overruns come out of your salary.

 Allison Cameron : I've got a guy who'll be dead in the next 10 minutes.

 Allison Cameron : Just the usual cracked heads, gunshots, false alarms.

 Greg House : Who would you pick to fill your narrow little flats?

l can't believe how much l love her. l mean, l can't get enough of her.

lt's not like when she's awake and l can see her stretch and wiggle.

 Sheldon : Well, if it's part of the prom experience, then I'm open to it.

 Sheldon : If Amy wants to copulate by firing her eggs into space,

You've given me 18 different treatments, this is the first one that made me feel better.

 Thirteen : Dozen years or so, my nervous system, my cognitive skills,

 Thirteen : even my emotional balance, they'll all start to fray.

 Thirteen : I don't want to just be tightening bolts and following instructions.

 Ted voix off : We ate wings and we watched the super bowl together.

 Concierge : You're really putting me in an awkward position here.

 Becket : all the people that have stayed here over the past year.

 Beckett : The number that Melanie was calling was Senator Bracken's cell phone.

Why? They're state of the art : digital projection, surround sound.

 Sheldon : Despite my aggressive letter-writing campaign, I might add.

 Sheldon : They have Twizzlers instead of Red Vines. No lumbar support can compensate for that.

It's gonna take an hour to eat and I don't see a Sheldon-approved restaurant...

 Sheldon : The delay would result in tomorrow morning's bowel movement at work.

 Meredith : In a really, really big, "pretend to like your taste in music,

 Meredith : So, if you do decide to sign the papers, meet me there.

 Roman : It was pretty spectacular. It was a wolf, teeth bared, howling at a moon.

 Beckett : there should be a record of it in the prison tattoo database.

 Ryan : Esposito's checking right now. Any idea whose kid this is?

 Beckett : Well, aside from a handful of speeding tickets back in the day, he's clean.

 Beckett : he was hard-working and completely devoted to his wife.

he shows up shot to death at a church, holding somebody else's baby.

 Castle : You know, uh, diapers, a carrier, wipes, blankies, bottles, formula.

 Beckett : and frightening visual as to what my future will look like.

 Ryan : Hey, Castle, um, mind if I hold him? It'd be good experience for me.

 Moira : Does there have to be some dramatic moment where the skies part?

 Moira : Is that what happened to you when you entered the seminary'?

 Chase : Mom drank, Dad worked, they stuck me in Catholic school.

 Chase : Turned out that wasn't much of a reason to join the priesthood.

 House : in case things don't go well with the well-breasted barista.

He's just this, like, very passionate, incredibly romantic guy...

 Ross : Oh, my God! You've got a crush on your sister's stalker.

 Phoebe : Like, you know. Like I did for Joey after he went out with her.

 Frank : How I like to melt stuff, and how I dislike stuff that doesn't melt.

 Frank : I feel like I can really talk to you because you're my sister, you know?

 Callie : This is going to hurt, but if you want to keep your legs,

 Richard : His kidneys are failing. Why in the hell is this progressing so rapidly?

The toxins are going to kill him. I need to put in a dialysis catheter.

 House : I used to have an intimate relationship with a photograph of you.

 Cuddy : The photo you took of me as Sleeping Beauty on Halloween.

 Chase : He notified DPH that there's no neurosurgeon on the premises.

 House : Great. I've got every faith in your ability to solve the problem.

 Chase : It's not our problem. Why the hell is it House's problem?

 Foreman : We either report this and half the hospital gets shut down,

 Castle : Mock if you will, but pretty soon you're gonna see my image

 Castle : my publisher assures me that both Raging Heat and I will go viral.

 Javier Esposito : Victim's name is Abby Smith. She's 23 years old.

 Javier Esposito : A maintenance worker found her early this morning.

 Lanie Parish : You got that right. Starting off with these stab wounds.

 Castle : And then he sent that to terrorize her. This was personal.

 Phoebe : - Yeah, did she sound happy about it? 'Cause my friend Ethel's baby...

 Chandler : - Yeah. It's a shame you two didn't get to spend more time together.

 Leonard : I mean, I can hear the toilet flush in your apartment.

 Ryan : flying over the park during the time our guy hit the ground.

 Beckett : how is it possible that someone can just fly over Manhattan?

I took a midnight loop around the Statue of Liberty with this Latin...

 Captain Victoria Gates : to radio in if you stay under 1,300 feet.

 Captain Victoria Gates : My mother-in-law is a licensed pilot, as she keeps reminding me.

 Captain Victoria Gates : Part of a larger effort to make me feel inferior.

 Castle : Yet another quality she has in common with the Grinch.

 Beckett : - do we at least know who he is? - Well, hopefully we will soon.

 Detective Javier Esposito : They're getting him to open up the shop and check his invoices.

 Beckett : Lanie's got something for us. Can you keep us posted on the boots?

 Catherine : All the appliances are included. There's a lot of light, a new kitchen.

 Chandler : No, we're not together. We're definitely not a couple.

 Chandler : Look at this place. Why am l so intimidated by this guy?

lt's a nice place, but l gotta say, l don't know if l see myself living here.

 Sheldon : we're about to spend an evening watching a plasma screen

 Sheldon : with a cluster of dead pixels in the upper left-hand corner.

That's funny. This conversation's how l got the bullet hole in my head.

 Leonard : It's just nice to have a young, attractive woman sniffing around the goods.

 Raj : I both hate you and want to be you. This is Ryan Gosling all over again.

Aww. Gentlemen. What is on the conversational menu this morning?

 Raj : ...I was only six to eight months away from making my move.

 Raj : Your assistant is totally hitting on this jerk and he loves it.

 Sheldon : ...not distracted by your pasty, androgynous brand of sexuality.

 Sheldon : Oh, please. Look at you with your pouty bee-stung lips.

 Castle : Something about holiday bonuses and bad fish and chips.

 Castle : Look, despite what you think, I can assure you, Hayley was framed.

 Mallory : she is the main conspirator in everything that happened today.

 Mallory : I have access to her confidential dossiers, Mr. Castle.

 Hayley : Everything he's saying is classic counter-intelligence.

 Castle : What was all that about MI6 having proofyou're behind this?

 House : Congratulations. You can think exactly like a semi-competent internist.

 Foreman : Kaufman's prednisone will suppress her immune system.

 Foreman : This is way too complicated... It's hanging an IV bag.

 Foreman : If the attending doesn't know what she's on, the risk of...

 House : What risk? We know how he's treating her, we bugged the room.

 Foreman : We're talking ethical and legal violations on a scale

 Foreman : You're losing control because this is your girlfriend's mom.

 Chase : What does it matter why? Is she less dead if I have a good excuse?

 House : If I thought you'd screwed up because you were drunk, I would have fired you.

 Chase : I saw him two months ago. If he had lung cancer, he would have...

 House : When he visited, he told me he only had two months left.

You assume because l was heavy that's the only way l could win something?

 Rachel : My mother picked her up two hours ago. You were there.

Yeah. And then l figured after you win, we can all go out to the balcony...

 Bill Moss : I'd prefer my client not be asked any more questions.

 Moss : From now on, please don't speak to anybody outside of my presence.

 Gates : We charged Mr. Norris with criminal facilitation. That's something.

 Sheldon : I'd believe you more if you threw a few Apple Jacks in here.

 Castle : I always thought it was because of the harsh lighting.

 Castle : it's that bad things can happen no matter what you do.

 Martha : Richard, how much longer are you gonna drag your heels

 Martha : Wouldn't it be better to tell her even if the timing is wrong

 Leonard : Look, imagine you maintained a friendship with someone you had sex with...

- Aren't you leaving for your booty call? - No, it was something else.

 Howard : Why does everything have to be about sex with you? Come on.

 Sheldon : I bet he's someone from Babylon 5. We're never gonna get it.

Did you ever sleep with Donnie Mazzio because last night he kept shouting : 

Do you want me to get dressed or hear a long story about a hayride?

 Foreman : We've ruled out infection because no fever, no white count.

 House : Blood goes where it's needed. Infection likes nice, wet places. Her lungs.

 House : Start treatment. All that cool stuff for bacterial, fungal, and atypical infections.

 House : Get a lung biopsy. I want to see the little bugger up close.

 House : He said he didn't want to end up like me. I had a brilliant retort.

 House : I just told you something interesting, so you're not bored.

It's 11 : 00 in the morning, you're drinking coffee, so you're not tired.

 Castle : This is the last number he called. Beckett's with Nieman.

 Castle : Odette goes to a wealthy, loving family, Barbra, not so lucky.

 Castle : She gets bounced around from one foster home to the next,

 Castle : always knowing, deep inside, that she was meant for something better.

 Castle : Then one day, the two of them meet on a train bound for Miami.

 Castle : In two days they learn everything there is to know about each other.

 Beckett : Are you suggesting that Barbra purposefully caused the derailment

 Castle : The accident happens, Odette is killed, Barbra survives.

 Castle : And in the midst of all the chaos and rubble, she sees her chance.

 Castle : In one move, Barbra builds herself a better future. A perfect life.

Blood tests are back. Odette and Barbra were not biologically related.

CASTLE : If they're not related, how can Barbra look so much like Odette?

 Esposito : but we do have an address for her former place of employment.

 Ryan : But what if she was murdered because she was really Barbra?

Sixty ways to get up Mount Rainier, I had to pick Liberty Ridge?

 Jack : All I know is, I felt the rope tug and I was in mid-air.

 Andy : We were tied together. Must have been a hundred foot drop.

 Jack : We had to get to the other side of the mountain or we'd be dead too.

 Proctor : Please take your seats, doctors, and put all study materials away.

 Cristina : If you don't know the answer, choose B. It's always B.

 Proctor : Write your name in the right-hand corner of your answer sheets.

 Chandler : Is it me, or have the greetings gone downhill around here?

 Dr. Franzblau : I need you to keep pushing. I need Excuse me, can I have this?

 Bernadette : I was disappointed to see the man I was engaged to

 Howard : when the doctor pulls a beautiful surprise out of you.

 Rachel : Two people break up, but they get back together for one night.

 Frank : She wanted to know how Jeff Whalen really died that night

 Frank : Jeff was pretty wasted. He went upstairs to get some air,

 Frank : but I know Jeff wasn't alone in that room when he fell out the window.

 Frank : All I know is the next day I was pressured to change the story.

 Frank : He said he was just trying to protect his son's reputation.

 Frank : And since the cops already said that it was an accident,

 Castle : Lisa Jenkins. That's the woman we interviewed. You sure?

 Beckett : So we have a witness who says that he heard Lisa Jenkins

 Beckett : and another one says that he saw Wilder's cousin dumping his books.

 Beckett : But what we don't have from either suspect is motive.

 Phoebe : ...when you suddenly realize what life is really all about.

 House : Why do the Lord's work if the Lord has left the building?

 House : Solving puzzles. Saving lives is just collateral damage.

 Daniel : Nice try. I don't think you're looking for somebody to prove you right,

 Daniel : I think you're looking for somebody to prove you wrong, to give you hope.

 House : Yeah. I want to walk out and find myself in a forest of whore trees.

 House : But I don't think it's a good idea to tell people to go fornicate with fruit.

 Cuddy : It's a special occasion, filled with love and acceptance,

 Cuddy : and the last thing I need is someone there who's filled with loathing and contempt.

 Barker : If you let me see him, I can try to find out what he knows.

RYAN : Found enough dog food to keep Royal fat and happy for a while.

Uh-huh. Paranoia or not, Francisco thought he w as under surveillance.

 Esposito : You know, we've got Francisco's cell phone in Evidence.

 Esposito : If the GPS was turned on, it might tell us exactly where he went.

 Barker : The poor thing is just traumatized. How was he when you found him?

 Barker : He was trying to tell you something. Something important.

- We have to find the platoon! - Forget it, the platoon is gone!

 Beckett : Now, Robyn overheard something from your dressing room,

 Hunter : I knew that my group couldn't beat the Aca-Cons, okay?

 Rachel : It wasn't just the Weebles, but the Weeble Play Palace...

 Ross : Okay. Okay. Okay, I've got two cabs and no people! Go, go, go!

 Rachel : - That was about seven seconds. - So we're a little late.

 Richard : and it's gonna keep going up, her heart will start again.

 Cristina : You're not getting this, are you? OK, this is 99 cents.

 Cristina : I'm coping. So, uh, shut up and look at all my crap!

You're in charge of my interns. Put them to work anywhere but here.

 Bailey : There's been a disaster, there's work to be done. Go. Now.

 Callie : All right, they need bodies down in the clinic. Let's go down there.

 Callie : Hey. Bailey's right. We can't help. All we do is sit and go crazy.

 Beckett : would choose a cheap motel in Jersey to have a tryst.

 Man At Reception : Never seen him before. But I wasn't on duty. Benny was.

 Castle : The corner room, second floor, who stayed in there last Thursday?

 Beckett : Benny's roommate said that he came home from his shift,

 Castle : You know, the clerk said our mystery woman rented the room for four nights.

 Castle : It's hard to figure him getting back out there to see her.

 Castle : I take it those are both items in Wilder's collection?

It was fine, but she didn't agree with me as strongly as with Joey.

 House : carcinoma of the tongue metastasized to the brain, epilepsy, M.S.

 Taub : Or it could be the flu and we should all be back in the E.R.

 Thirteen : What if we were looking at both the flu and decent parenting.

 House : Three cavemen see a stranger running towards them with a spear

 House : one fights, one flees, one smiles and invites him over for fondue.

 House : At least as long as his wife has known him, eleven years.

 Foreman : The chances of him having an undiagnosed pathology for that long...

 Young Ethan : You see, in a strictly technical sense, of course, I'm not....

 Young Ethan : If that's what you kids are calling it these days, then...

I mean, you're just such a good kisser I would never have known.

 Taub : That means one in every thousand tests is a false positive.

 Wilson : But your brain obviously thinks it happened last night. Wires are crossed.

 Cameron : That's all of it. A few stitches will hold your brain in place.

 Cameron : Hey, hold your head still unless you want me to sew your nose onto your eye.

 House : Lesbian, find out if anybody on that bus was taken to other hospitals.

 House : I just wanted to call you a lesbian. I'm not a lesbian.

 Kutner : Where's your cane and motorcycle, and where'd you go last night?

You're staying the night. We need to monitor your brain for swelling.

 Sheldon : Although I've always hated how my right frontal lobe looks in pictures.

Except when they get a tumor. Then you never hear the end of it.

 Beverley : Oh, I'll send you a link, but its physiology is fairly unimpressive.

 Beverley : Your unwillingness to accept empirical evidence suggests an attempt at flattery.

 Sheldon : I've been living with your son too long. Gotten into some bad habits.

 Beverley : I doubt it, but if anyone has a chance, it's probably you.

 Sheldon : It's surprising because I generally don't feel comfortable around...

 Foreman : The woman was getting a six-month checkup on her chin implants.

 Cuddy : The M.R.I. magnet would have ripped it out of her body.

 House : We'll surgically remove the pin, then do the M.R.I. Does that sound good?

 House : Dr. Foreman, a neurologist, believes this woman has a brain tumor.

Actually, I... - Hey, don't ever apologize for a medical opinion.

 House : I realize that you have a specialty of your own, but does yours have anything to do with the brain?

 Cuddy : But nothing more until you find out who she is. - How are we supposed to...

 Homeless Man : I've seen a lot of faces around here, but I don't think I know her.

 Castle : I still don't know why she lied about going to Williamsburg.

 Randolph Addison : No, I've never seen him outside the jury box.

I've never, in my 25 years as a prosecutor, seen anything like it.

 Montgomery : Mr. Addison, is it at all possible that your daughter knew this man?

 Stephen Addison : Why would he put my sister's shot at justice in jeopardy?

 D.a. Lou Karnacki : how catastrophic this could be to the city's legal system.

 D.a. Lou Karnacki : expressing fears for their own personal safety.

 D.a. Lou Karnacki : Now, the people of New York need to be assured

 Montgomery : All the years I've been in command of the 12th precinct,

 Montgomery : you know how many times the District Attorney has shown up?

 Bailey : Lots of hair, too many women, likes elevators and walks on the beach.

 Bailey : Shepherd thinks he's busier and more important than everyone else.

 Heather : Just saying. You're not going to be in my surgery, are you?

 Izzie : I went a little nuts, and no surgeries for me for a while.

 Amy : Although, that could just be my newly defoliated bikini zone.

 Sheldon : Okay, now pull your car into the spot and let's get out of here.

 Penny : Okay, Howard's mother is in, like, every one of your wedding photos.

 Gates : Because he spent the rest of the evening with a paid companion

 Beckett : Now, can anyone else access your apartment? Does anyone have keys?

 Beckett : Have you noticed anyone out of the ordinary in the building lately?

 Beckett : whatever is going on, I will figure this out, I promise.

 Finn : She got cancer when I was ten and she suffered for a really long time.

except that his body's above-ground and permanently placed in front of the TV

 Finn : The last woman I slept with was my wife, but she died too.

 Finn : I'm thinking that my luck is beginning to change because I've met you.

 Esposito : Pled out on all three. Did a nickel upstate for a gun charge

 Esposito : and is currently on parole for conspiracy to distribute.

Something tells me his parole's about to be revoked. You got an address?

 Beckett : desecration of a body, and about a dozen other things

 Howard : I want to take a one-man sub to the Iowest depths of the ocean.

 Bernadette : Really? You got seasick on Pirates of the Caribbean.

 Bernadette : I just did what I did because I love you so much...

 Bernadette : ...and the thought of losing you is more than I can handle.

 Mrs Wolowitz off : Make up all you want! Your tokus is not leaving this planet!

Did they teach you that before or after the class on fondling your inner child?

 House : Sorry. Can't hear you on account of your heavy breathing.

 House : Your fingers didn't go quite as deep. Feel that node again.

 Wilson : Okay. Take a deep breath and insert the needle into the node.

 House : You wouldn't even consider the notion that Clarence's social upbringing

 House : was responsible for what he became, but now you're sprinting to the witness stand

 Foreman : A person's upbringing and their biology are completely different.

 House : Removing that tumor puts a stop to those random shots of adrenalin.

 Barney : Because you don't want to hurt someone you really care about,

 Robin : I yawned like a million times trying to get him to leave.

 Robin : He panics and says the first thing that pops into his head.

 Robin : The first pies in recorded history came from ancient egypt?

 Castle : There's more, but on thinking back, I was momentarily distracted

 Castle : by your dizzying array of hairstyles over the years. Anyway...

 Beckett : I can't help it if you get off by putting things in my mouth.

 Howard : You saw what's under this robe, and you still married me.

 Bernadette : If you're really worried, we'll take him to the vet

 Howard : I guess I'll just go to the emergency room to be safe.

 Raj voice : I just... I didn't realize it was gonna hurt this much.

I just helped an 81-year-old woman put on a thong, and she didn't even buy it.

 Mr. Waltham : In a moment, please. I'm in the middle of a task.

 Castle : Which is strange, because you'd think it'd be catching the killer. But, no, it's...

 Beckett : About the footage that you were reviewing, are you still working on that?

 Gates : I am proud to say that I have the, uh, highest rate of solving crimes

That's due to, in no small part, to my fine police officers and detectives

 Vikram : By night, I'll wear a cape and track down the mysterious villain

 Vikram : who sent a hit squad to kill us, then scapegoat-murdered Allison Hyde.

No. If I don't getjustice for Rachel and for everyone else, no one will.

 Kevin Ryan : Has Beckett told you anything about the breakup yet?

 Esposito : Shakes your faith. I guess nothing in life is permanent.

 Beckett : I'm going to be stuck in the office just 'cause I'm Captain?

 Esposito : No ID yet, but the jumpsuit is standard issue at Rikers.

 Beckett : Nothing? The guy's a convicted felon. His fingerprints are on file.

 Lanie Parish : None. It took brute force to puncture the victim's body with that branch.

We're saving George from a future of festering sores and insanity.

 George : imagining myself half-naked in a room with three women.

 Ms. Henry : You know, you haven't been to any of our family functions.

 Patricia : Undiagnosed, syphilis can lead to blindness, insanity and death.

 Leonard : - Promised Penny what? - That I wouldn't tell you the secret.

[IN NORMAL VOICE] Okay, I'll tell you, but you can't tell Leonard.

 Sheldon : Penny lied about graduating from community college...

 House : She cured my patient with my diagnosis, then she lied to me about it.

 House : Nothing that your body language isn't telling me right now.

 House : re-evaluate my entire life, question the nature of truth and goodness,

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we should really pick up something for that new imaginary boyfriend of yours.

 Beckett : No, but if you keep talking, I'll put you in one of these.

 Barry : all the way up to the more advanced stuff for your pleasure PhD.

 Barry : But if you're just looking to dip your toe in the water,

 Barry : Yeah. The cuffs were purchased six months ago by a Tyler Benton.

 Beckett : We need to talk to Tyler Benton and find out what he was doing last night.

 Penny entering room dishevelled, with a half naked Raj behind : Damn.

 House : It means he doesn't need football to get a good job anymore.

 House : And a nameplate. Man's got to have a place he can call his own.

 Foreman : His big game's coming up, we don't have time to biopsy,

 Chase : Right. We should remove his spleen without confirmation

 Montgomery : Only thing we've recovered so far are the cell phones.

 Beckett : He dumped both of their phones so we can't GPS track them.

 Beckett : Because her phone was a link to him. She'd call him on it.

 Castle : There's got to be a cell phone bill around here somewhere.

 Hal Lockwood : But I've been doing this kind of work for a while now,

 Hal Lockwood : your investigation has gone further than I expected.

 Hal Lockwood : and you will be begging me to before this night is up.

She starts thinking, "Maybe this is the guy for me because he understands me."

 Rachel : So sorry to bother you at home. I'll see you tomorrow. Bye.

 Joey : You gotta give him something he can't say no to, like...

...Knicks tickets. Invite him to a Knicks game. You're guaranteed he'll say yes.

 Rachel : -Really? You think that'll work? -Absolutely. And if not, can I go?

And while she was here, she asked Javier how darts was last night.

The five celebrities you can sleep with if you had the chance to...

And none of the other cops were looking for a Chloe GraveslGreta Morgan

Maybe not on Duke's cards, but I just found something on Greta's.

She put holds on rooms at two other pricey hotels within the last week.

 Thirteen : But even if it cures her, it's not going to make her love you.

 Wibberly : I was an orthopedic surgeon for 10 years at New York Mercy.

 Wibberly : I tried to cover it by overbilling some Medicare patients.

 Rachel : I can't do this. I don't know which one of you guys to pick.

 Mike : Oh, you haven't picked yet? Oh, good, because I had an idea.

 Mike : I thought it would be fun if the third groomsman was my family dog, Chappy.

 Phoebe : So, what you're saying is that the chef is at the Hamilton Club...

 Phoebe : ...but the food is not? And the drinks are there but the bartender is not?

 James : And it's got internet access, and it's got a camera on it,

 Barney : We were raised in the same house, with the same values!

 Phoebe : I took out your battery! How can...? Don't interrupt me!

 Howard : We're not really gonna go to the North Pole with him, are we?

 Leonard : Hang on, let's talk about it. This is a National Science Foundation expedition.

Easy. Instead of saying, "No, we don't wanna go on an NSF expedition," say : 

"No, we don't wanna spend three months stuck in a cabin in the Arctic Circle...

 Raj : But if we were part of the team that confirmed string theory...

 Raj : ...we could drink for free in any bar, in any college town...

 Leonard : Howard, this is big science. You could be the engineer...

 Leonard : ...who builds the equipment that puts us on the cover of magazines.

 Howard : I could also be the engineer who builds the crossbow that kills Sheldon.

Hey, I'm talking to you, Logan. You think you can just walk away?

He's at the venue. The street-style event just ended, and Manny won.

 Castle : Any extreme sports in your history I've yet to hear about?

 Manny : I didn't know what to think, but I sure as hell didn't kill him.

 Manny : I talk a lot of trash. The fans go nuts for it. It's all part of the show.

 Manny : I hooked up with a girl! She'll tell you I was with her all night.

 Castle : There's a critical moment in the arc of every superhero.

 Beckett : What do you think those cons are gonna do when they find out

 Beckett : Now, that is a good deal, Paul. I would take it if I were you.

 Cuddy : And since you introduced me to the only detective I know...

 House : Why keep it a secret? Were you protecting me in my fragile state?

 House : who was about to go off the rails at a badly-timed bit of news?

I had to hide in our room and be the dirty little secret. Kind of sucked.

 Lucas : I mean, I imagine having sex with women all the time. No big deal.

 Lucas : Though I guess if they knew what I imagined, it could get awkward.

And I guess it's different because in the fantasy, she was your savior.

You've been institutionalized, you've had way bigger stuff to deal with.

 Castle : there's a lot more to this story than an affair with a married man.

 Beckett : Get on her phone records. See if you can ID this guy.

 Lanie : Death was by strangulation. Looks like a rope or a scarf.

 Lanie : No skin under the fingernails, no bruising. So I did some checking.

 Sheldon : There was a project I've been thinking about starting.

 Mark : I'm saying things and then hating myself for saying them.

 Mark : Can you please be a human being for one minute and talk to me?

- We've been flawless and he can't... - Cristina, you were right.

And he's recommending that the board name me the next chief of surgery.

 BURKE : - I'm going to be chief. - You didn't tell him about your tremor.

 BURKE : I'm going to be chief of surgery at Seattle Grace Hospital.

 BURKE : Because I'm going to be chief of surgery at Seattle Grace Hospital.

 House : Or this kid is a lot sicker than we thought. Finish that test.

 House : Should be impossible to get two right answers to one question.

FOREMAN : We've managed to clear all three infections out of his system,

 House : he was right about the botched transfusion and he's your love nugget.

If you're lucky, you end up with nothing more than a flesh wound,

 Derek : I'm partly to blame for what's happened to our marriage.

 Cuddy : Well, you'd be surprised how many things Wilson doesn't tell you.

Would I? Like how you slept with your father's best friend? Or...

 House : and then tosses out his bones like she did the last time?

 House : You, on the other hand, have decades of experience dating

 Cuddy : You know what happens when you interfere in other people's relationships?

 Cuddy : You force him to choose, you might not like the answer.

 Thirteen : But we won't be out of the woods for sure until the blisters start to recede.

 Foreman he And Chase Are In The Lab, Near A Computer Screen : Kidney biopsy was clean,

We should really get dressed. I told the nanny I'd be home by 9 : 00.

And I slipped the nanny 40 bucks, told her to stay till 10 : 00.

 Foreman : But the donor lung started failing about an hour into recovery.

 Foreman : If we give steroids for rejection, it'd make an infection worse.

 Foreman : If we give antibiotics for infection, it'd make rejection worse.

 Penny : Well, I don't want to be a jerk, but it was kind of a bummer.

 Rachel : I work in fashion, and all I meet are eligible straight men.

 Pete : And the two times we went out, it was just plain awkward.

 Pete : Come on. You think she should go out with me, don't you?

 Rachel : That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the nightstand.

 Arthur : Back in school we met during a production of Guys and Dolls.

 Arthur : The Captain was Nathan Detroit to my assistant stage manager.

 Marshall : the other day, Arthur offered me a five-year contract.

 Lily : So whatever you do, don't tell him here tonight, 'cause...

- You're a really good kisser. - Well, I have kissed over four women.

Well, I think it's safe to say our friendship is effectively ruined.

...Mike will know l'm over him because l'll smell like another guy.

l really like those jackets with the shoulder pads in them. Where are those?

By the way, as a thank you, l would really love to take you out.

 Izzie : No. No. I'm not going to let you make this decision. Not now.

 Denny : Well, that's funny because I thought DNR was a patient's choice.

 Cristina : OK, the X-rays will tell us the location of the bullet.

 Deborah : Mine was a through and through, so there's no bullet.

We sent out the invitations. We're getting married in six weeks.

 Cristina : That's how they do it, huh? With the "I love you's" and the "move in with me's"

They pass you over for surgery or duck behind you when someone's shooting.

 Derek : I think I saw some reactivity in the pupils before the atropine.

 Richard : Give me a new warm blanket. Her temp's still only at 80 degrees.

 Chase : Cushing's means your body is overproducing a hormone called cortisol.

 Chase : The recommended course of action is to suppress it with drugs.

 Chase : to cut into your brain and remove your pituitary gland,

 Chase : I really believe that there are things that science can't understand,

 Chase : that there is a role for faith and prayer, but it's in the waiting room,

 Morgan : There's a reason for all the bad things that have happened to me.

 Morgan : I don't know what that reason is, but I know that if there isn't one,

Do you think his "Iove stick" can be "Iiberated from its denim prison"?

-I can't believe this conversation. -Just try to picture her not pregnant.

 Cindy : He told me he was from a rival lab, that they wanted the patent first.

 Ryan : Hey, guys, check it out. The money arrived via a wire transfer.

 Castle : What does a Mexican solar company have to do with Eric Vaughn?

 Ryan : He owns it. In fact, the night that Arthur Felder was poisoned,

 Ryan : he and Eric Vaughn were arranging a site visit to the company

 Beckett : So whatever's going on, it has to involve this company.

 Ryan : The person who authorized the wire transfer into Cindy's account

 Esposito : Yo, I just got off the phone with the consulate in Tijuana.

 Castle : Oh, Beckett, that's what they said about Bernie Madoff.

 Castle : it's quite possible Vaughn's entire empire is a house of cards.

 Joey : Look, Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born. Okay?

 Joey : I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks!

...since this is our first Halloween party as boyfriend and girlfriend...

 Amy : ...I thought it might be fun for us to go in a couples' costume.

 Amy : Really? I find that inconsistent with everything I know about you.

Couples' costumes are one of the few benefits of being in a relationship.

 Sheldon : ...and all eyes turn to see America's most beloved and glamorous couple : 

Sheldon, when I said couples' costume, I meant, like, Romeo and Juliet...

 Sheldon : I'm gonna let that slide because I know you're hopped up on tea bags.

 Monica : I missed this apartment. Now, this is a grownup's apartment.

 Beckett : When you were in that divorce lawyer's office, I was watching.

 Anton : I thought if I made Joy think it meant something to me,

 Anton : Now that it's gone, that bag of Botox is gonna clean me out.

 Beckett : Either way, we don't have enough to subpoena McHugh's financials to...

 Ryan : Hayes was in on the theft? He must've hired Falco to steal the Fist.

 Beckett : If Hayes was a co-conspirator, that might lead us to Falco.

 Castle : Another jaunt into Manhattan's seedy underbelly? Count me in.

 Jason : How many hostages do you think it'll cost me for a trip to radiology?

 Foreman : You'd have told any other patient what you found out.

 Foreman : Was there inflammation in the lining of the ventricles?

 Foreman : Toxins lead to neurodegeneration which causes the lesion.

 Leonard : I had a lot more fun with Amy than I thought I would.

 Bernadette : We're very different people, Howard, so communication's a little tricky.

 Elliot : - How could you let this happen? - Stay of out this. You're not family.

 Montgomery : Anything out of the ordinary going on in his life?

 Montgomery : So the kidnapper had to know where Tyler was going to be...

Little hazing for the new fellow. Yeah. Better keep an eye out for, what...

 Amy : No, I just need those beakers washed. Hippity-hop, quick like a bunny.

 Lanie : All negative. No trace of any known poisonous substance.

 Beckett : Okay, Castle. Don't forget to tip your ME on the way out.

 Lanie : but its presence raised a red flag for me, so I ran some more tests.

 Lanie : So, Phenelzine is in a class of drugs called MAO inhibitors

 Beckett : - You mean drug interactions? - In this case, interactions that can kill.

 Lanie : MAO inhibitors contra-indicate with anything fermented.

 Lanie : Even the smallest amount can trigger a hypertensive crisis.

 Castle : Oh! Almost like an undetectable poison that stops the heart.

 Beckett : He could've accidentally eaten or drank something he shouldn't have.

 Lanie : That's what I thought, so I ran the contents of his intestines.

 Lanie : In the hours prior to his death, he ingested three substances.

 Lanie : There you go. Also, cranberry juice and balsamic vinegar.

 Lanie : And there was no trace of anything that you would find balsamic on.

 Lanie : No chicken, no fish, no pasta. Just the cranberry juice.

 Beckett : So you're saying that somebody knew about Bobby Mann's condition,

CHRISTY : I'm just saying you can take the damn plastic off the couch once in a while.

HOWARD : You guys talk. I'm gonna take my scooter out for a spin.

 Howard's Mother voice : And don't you take that tone with me, you gold digger.

 Sheldon : I don't know if you've been following the news, Leonard,

 Alexis : Thanks for that talk last night. I feel so much better.

 Troy : What are you talking about? You have my undivided attention.

 Beckett : Okay, so let's suppose it is one of Emma's birth parents.

 Beckett : If Angelo's murder was a set-up, then how would they know how to stage it?

 Beckett : So then our killer had to have had access to Emma's sealed juvie records.

 Beckett : The system tagged you for opening a file of an Emma Jones.

 Beckett : and you didn't have the court's permission to unseal it.

Well, I sometimes forget to log out of my computer, so maybe somebody...

 Ryan : Now the only question is whether you're losing your freedom, too,

 Beckett : You better start talking before he pulls out his cuffs.

 Hyde : Did she happen to say anything about the man with her? Vikram Singh.

 Hyde : It appears that he forged his records to get a job with us.

 Vikram : I just feel like I would be safer with you than not with you.

 Rita : and tell the operator that you want your curtains cleaned.

 Lanie : No, Mr. Bishop has no life. That's why he's on my table.

 Beckett : You're always trying to set me up with people, so here I am.

 Beckett : I get so wrapped up in work. All I want to do is go home where it's quiet.

 Lanie : He was Mr. July in last year's New York Firefighter's calendar.

 Beckett : They always put the really hot ones in the summer months.

 Castle : - Sorry I missed dinner. - There's quiche, if you're hungry.

 Alexis : I got pulled out of class and called to the vice-principal's office.

 Leonard : But your relationship with Amy is causing you to transform...

 Sheldon : That is literally the stupidest thing I have ever heard.

I can't figure this out. Should I get her a Tiffany cut or a princess cut or a..?

 Phoebe : -Have you told anyone else? -No, I don't want Monica to find out.

 House : Dorothy. Dorothy. Dorothy, dear. It's Aunt Em, darling.

 House : Well, on the one hand, you've got some mysterious heart and tummy problems.

 House : And no, that's not some weird Canadian pronunciation of "how."

 House : Well, that falls in the "obviously stupid lie" category.

 House : Which you're familiar with from the one you told us about your bike accident.

But that's different. There are rules there too, you know what I mean?

 Joey : It was different for you guys. You were both in the same place, right?

 Chandler : Yes, when Monica and I were in London, we were both in London.

 Joey : And listen, do me a favor, this conversation between you and me.

 Monica : If I couldn't pay you back right away, I'd feel guilty and tense around you.

Man, that is sharp! That must have cost you quite a few doubloons.

and the hospital thinks that the person who's worse off should get the better space.

 Cuddy : Your application for a handicap space says you can walk 50 yards.

 Cuddy : The space I moved you to is only 46 yards away from the front door.

 House : So I can collapse four yards into the lobby instead of outside in the cold.

 House : the New York City Marathon six years in a row? Guy in a wheelchair.

 House : Give me my space, I'll be happy to roll around all day.

 Foreman : I even checked lymphatics. So you're gonna spend a week

 Cameron : in a wheelchair just to get a parking space closer to the front door?

 Chase : Kind of. He's Romany. Apparently, they feel the need to keep secrets,

 Joey : I'm getting pretty tired. You'll have to take over soon.

 Chandler : We've been driving for a half-hour. You haven't looked at the road once.

You have to answer with the first thing that pops into your head, okay?

 Esposito : We got security footage from the garage, and it's not good.

 Ryan : Escalade is registered to a shell corp that's a known front for EI Oso.

 Beckett : We can, but they probably swapped cars at least once by now,

 Beckett : And the new YOLO card has an upgraded RFID chip in it.

And ifthey passed within range of a tollbooth or a gas station...

 Beckett : Then it'll pick up the chip and we'll be able to track his movement.

 Esposito : I'll call the credit card company, see ifthat card's pinged anywhere.

 Ross : But I know that even though I've been a complete idiot up till now...

 Monica : You're supposed to waitress for me? My catering thing?

 Monica : - Yes, but my mom got me this job. - I can be a waitress!

 Ted : Damn it! I can't believe she's the one that gets to say that.

 Anna : My asthma. They said they'd fix it, but it didn't make any difference at all.

 Cuddy : She feels like she deserves what the other kids are dishing out on her.

 House : I have no idea why you care so much. Tell Kutner to start her on benzos.

the seizures, totally different. Don't need their approval for that.

 House : If it makes it any easier, I'm going to tell you anyway.

 Leonard : ...and then you say something appropriate in response.

 Leonard : ...that good food and company can have a comforting effect.

Also, curry's a natural laxative and I don't have to tell you that, you know...

 Leonard : ...a clean colon is just one less thing to worry about.

 Rachel : Isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it. I steamed milk.

 Amy : We could decorate the roof and make the guys wear tuxedos.

 Sheldon : Additionally, you should know that the university has mandated...

 Sheldon : ...that I take an online sexual harassment seminar so that this sort of thing...

 Sheldon : ...my time is much too valuable to waste on nonsense like this...

 Penny : - I was thinking about that stuff with Alex... - Would you stop worrying about that?

 Penny : ...and feel insecure, or I could do something about it.

So, I got a course catalog at school and looked at some of the science classes.

 Sheldon : the sooner we can roll up our sleeves... not slehves...

Wow, it's kind of weird that I'm sitting next to Charlie after we broke up.

Yeah. It's almost as if Air Barbados doesn't care about your social life.

Oh, I mean, l... Dude, I spent the whole conference with Charlie.

Wish I could switch. I really don't want to sit with Allen Iverson over there.

 Phoebe : Once we're in the air and the captain turns off the seat belt sign...

 Alex : No. It can't be. The guy was reading a freaking magazine.

 Ellis : It's definitely a bullet. Tracked clear through his head.

 Ellis : Now are you people just going to sit here or get him into surgery?

 Ellis : Here's the missile track. As you can see it doesn't even cross the midline.

He's lucky. This guy may have even been sitting there talking to you.

 Ellis : He'll need debridement of the entrance wound and repair the dura,

 George walks back to Ellis, muttering : I can handle a lot of things. Wheelchairs. Come on, Dr. Grey.

 Leonard : for our little-- how should we call it-- rebel alliance.

 Sheldon : Are you suggesting I terminate my relationship with Amy?

 Sheldon : of her grinding a pumice stone against her calloused feet

 Ryan : Well, I'll circle back with Sid's office, see what I can find out.

 Beckett : Map My Jog. That's a fitness app. Can you click on it?

 Beckett : They use GPS to calculate a jogger's distance and pace,

 Beckett : Can you fast forward, so that we can see where she ended up?

 Ryan : But I'll bring it in so we can go through it with a fine-tooth comb.

 Raj : But if you catch anything, I know how to steam it in banana leaves.

 Howard : Come on, we must know somebody who can do manly stuff like this.

Okay, "ew" is one of the things you're not gonna wanna say in front of your father-in-law.

 Chase : Using molds of giant feet. She was faking the damn evidence.

 Beckett : it makes sense that the expert on Bigfoot would be killed by one.

 Esposito : I'd go with crazy, because it looks like he's telling the truth.

 Esposito : Tests on his prosthetic hook show no trace of Anne's DNA.

Well, looks like we're back to this guy as our number one suspect.

 Esposito : the glass shards we found in our victim's head wound.

 Castle : Which would explain why there are so few photos of Bigfoot.

Let's re-canvass near that alley way, see if we can find that camera.

 Ryan : I talked to her friends and neighbors. The pendant wasn't Anne's.

 Beckett : Does the roommate have any idea what Anne was doing with it?

 Barney : From the millions of t-shirt- and-jeans lemmings out there.

 Barney : It's not too late to back out of this stupid marriage thing!

 Beckett : Where were you last night between 5 : 00 and 7 : 00 p. m?

 Castle : Because he filed a report against you with the Transit Authority

 Beckett : Sent from a workplace computer. Which means we can look.

 Beckett : The city has a warehouse full of old incandescent light bulbs

 Beckett : So you sold them to a wholesaler in Costa Rica for 20 cents a pop.

 Castle : you realized you could lose your job and your pension.

 Castle : You couldn't afford to let him go to the Transit Authority

 Beckett : with what you did last night between 5 : 00 and 7 : 00?

 Mario : Look, those old light bulbs were just gonna get destroyed

 Penny : and no matter how much you stroke Amy's hair, she bites.

 Montgomery : traced your sniper to a corporate suite in midtown.

 Montgomery : This guy's a professional. Highly-trained and well-funded.

 Montgomery : I caught him in the men's room poking through some old reports.

 Chase : It's too near the brain stem. Nobody's going to touch it.

 House : Would you like me to phrase it as "you're politically gifted"?

 Chase : And the odds of coming out of this surgery with that same status aren't that great.

 House : And if he ever finds a friend who's willing to put up with his crap,

Ladies, I love it, I love it. I love it. Sexy. Sexy's not a crime.

 Cosmo Reporter amy : He's rich, he's handsome, and he's basing his next best seller on you.

 Cosmo Reporter amy : Tell me, Detective Beckett, what's it like being the inspiration

 Kate Beckett : it has been a pleasure to offer Mr. Castle insight into the profession.

 Amy : Mr. Castle has tremendous insight into the criminal mind.

 Amy : his participation was essential to solving your toughest cases.

Try unbuttoning his shirt. Just, just the first one right there.

 Beckett : Sir, could I talk to you in private for a moment, please?

 Beckett : Not only does he have the bachelor-party cop twins out there

 Beckett : using him as a stripper pole while I make nicey-nice with the press,

 Beckett : He said that he has been instrumental in helping us solve crimes.

 Montgomery : Do you know how hard it is for NYPD to get good press?

 Montgomery : therefore we are going to cooperate. Do I make myself clear?

 Sheldon : ...who is not only a wonderful guy, but also, I hear, a gentle and thorough lover.

Hey, I don't know if you heard about what happened with Leonard and Sheldon...

I mean, they let themselves into my place, and then they cleaned it.

Knowing you're here waiting for me. I think it's exciting, don't you?

 Bernadette : Besides, Penny and I are having a girls' night tonight.

 Penny : Oh. Um, it was-- it was just going to be me and Bernadette.

 Sheldon pointing at his brain : All right, team, open up your practice kits.

 Sheldon pointing at his brain : As the university did not permit me to bring the equipment we'll be using...

 Sheldon : ...to the Cheesecake Factory, because apparently, I'm ridiculous...

 Sheldon pointing at his brain : ...I've provided substitutes which will exercise your fine motor skills.

 Sheldon pointing at his brain : Leonard, you will be doing a series of complex mathematical problems...

 Sheldon pointing at his brain : ...on a vintage Casio model 1175 calculator watch I received...

 Sheldon pointing at his brain : ...when I won the Earth Science medal in third grade.

 Sheldon pointing at his brain : Raj, you will be painting sideburns and a Vandyke...

 Sheldon pointing at his brain : Wolowitz, you will be completing a series of delicate surgical procedures...

 Sheldon pointing at his brain : ...on the classic children's game, Operation.

 Sheldon pointing at his brain : To begin with, you will remove funny bone for $200.

 Beckett : We have a witness who says that Mr. Wilder argued with a woman

The bitch that he was two-timing me with. The one from the motel.

 Castle : You two ate at the Southampton Grill? I love that place.

 Natasha : The one in Jersey that I followed him to Thursday morning.

 Beckett : So you can't be sure that it was a woman that he was meeting with.

 Natasha : And just for the record, she's gotta be some kind of dirty skank,

 Castle : is actually a better lead than an angry ex-girlfriend.

 Ryan : No unusual fibers or fingerprints in the apartment or backyard either.

 Sheldon : The gibbon is the only member of the ape family not classified

 Sheldon : Now there's a hairy little fellow with a genuine beef.

 Leonard : But the gibbon doesn't know what it's categorized as.

 House : I'm supposed to be changing my life. This is not a change.

 Dr. Nolan : Maybe diagnostic medicine is the key to keeping you clean.

 Dr. Nolan : the only thing worse for you than going back to diagnostic medicine

 Foreman : Given the latest symptoms, it's clearly growing deeper into the brain stem.

 Foreman : She'll go blind permanently, and then the respiratory center will fail.

 Foreman : If it's a tumor, we're talking a month or two. If it's infectious, a few weeks.

 Foreman : If it's vascular, that'll probably be fastest of all. Maybe a week.

 Foreman : I still think it's a tumor. I think we should go back to the radiation.

Well, maybe we didn't see the effect until after we started steroids. No, it's not a tumor.

 Foreman : So we're just gonna do nothing? We're just gonna watch her die?

 House : Yeah, we're gonna watch her die. Specifically, we're gonna watch how fast she's dying.

 House : You just told us... Each diagnosis has its own time frame.

 House : When we see how fast it's killing her, we'll know what it is.

 Cameron : And by then, maybe there's nothing we can do about it.

 Foreman : Oh, Cameron. I need you for a couple of hours. What's up?

When you break into someone's house, it's better to have a white chick with you. Adler's house?

Why don't we just ask her for her keys? For all we know, she'll be running a meth lab out of her basement.

Any other reason why you think you might have chronic fatigue syndrome?

 Janice : Do either one of you want to get in there before I take my bath?

Do you have a hypoallergenic one? Because otherwise I get very nasal.

 Ryan : You've been working the graveyard at Global East Security for four years.

 Ramon : Well, you know, acting has its ups and downs, you know?

 Esposito : Yeah, especially if playing the football coach on 2 Cool for School

 Esposito : See, your girlfriend admitted to us that she lied for you.

 Ryan : She also mentioned that you borrowed her credit card that night.

 Ryan : You never told us that Charlie was gonna let you stay at his apartment

He was doing his scene, and after that, he told me he was leaving.

 Ramon : He wanted a fresh start. He had been out of work as long as me.

 Ramon : You don't walk away from that kind of opportunity, that kind of money!

 Ramon : and he's saying to me that I could stay at his place for free.

 Castle : So, yes, when you're in a room with him, alone, I'm a little jealous.

 Beckett : He was voted one of the hundred most interesting people on the planet.

 Beckett : Just like you would if Bar Refaeli walked through the door.

 Castle : Yeah. You're right. It's just... The guy's so impressive.

 Beckett : Besides, the guy could get any woman he wants. He's not interested in me.

 Victoria Gates : and he's agreed to provide Vaughn with a protective detail.

 Beckett : Great. I actually have a few uniforms that I'd like to recommend for duty.

 Gates : Trust me, I know. But this comes directly from the Commissioner.

 Castle : Why doesn't Vaughn just hire a private army? He can afford that.

 Esposito : Beckett's hanging with Vaughn? Oh, hell, yeah, you should be worried.

 Ryan : Beckett's loyal to you. She's not gonna be seduced by his charms.

 Leonard : Penny and I are throwing this second wedding for your benefit.

 Cuddy : Mr. Foreman, I am doing everything I can to get the CDC...

 House : Oh, don't blame the rules. Don't hang this on policy and protocol.

 Cuddy : just as I am well aware that my decision has a devastating effect

 Cuddy : on family and friends, without having them paraded in front of me.

 Cuddy : If we don't contain it here, even more people could be at risk.

 Raj : who says if we pay him, he'll help us track down your things.

 Howard : Whoa! Somebody's auctioning off a jeweled ostrich bridle!

 Leonard : Hey, Penny. We're kind of in the middle of a crisis, here.

 Chandler : To get out of going to dinner with Doug, I told him you and I split up.

When I wouldn't give him my wedding ring, he threw a soda can at a bird.

 Chandler : I got to see what my life would be like without you.

 Constance sarcastic : He said that he would leave me if I didn't help him.

 Karl : Time for you two kids to kiss and make up, that's what time it is.

 George looks up shocked : Olivia, this isn't the time and this really isn't the place.

 House : Undoubtedly because they were both born with hereditary hemorrhagic telangiectasia.

 Security Guard : I have to take your picture to post at the guard gate.

 Howard : I was going to put the TARDIS in a discreet corner of the house,

 Howard : on a rotating platform with a sign that says "suck it."

 House : Either surgery went really well, or it ended really abruptly.

 Beckett : at a Modesto Motors storage facility three nights ago.

 Beckett : But when police responded, they were told it was set off by mistake.

 Elise : then it is the property of Modesto and we'd like it back.

 Beckett : it could cost your company hundreds of millions of dollars.

 Beckett : It's only a matter of time before we connect him to Modesto.

 Elise : why would we entrust such a sensitive task to an outsider?

 Archie : Anyone gets in your way, they'll have to deal with me,

 Castle : He got in your way, so you pounded him till he was dead?

 Taub : I always worry on my deathbed I'll think, "I didn't do anything really important."

 Dana : You're gonna spend one day of your life on your deathbed.

 Dana : The other 25,000 are the ones we should be worrying about.

 House : You really had no choice, on account of being an idiot.

 Foreman : Too much edema. Where's the surgical airway kit? - Yep. Coming.

 Monica : They sent me home. They said I can't work if I'm sick.

I don't get sick. Getting sick is for weaklings, it's for pansies.

 Paula : You work over at the college, or are you full-time over at the...

 Carol : Great! Is it vegetarian? Because Susan doesn't eat meat.

 Carol : -I got the results of the amnio. -T ell me. Is everything...?

 Ross : Wow, this cologne really is every bit as good as Giorgio.

 Phoebe : One, my friends are the most important thing in my life.

 Phoebe : And three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world.

 Phoebe : I don't make them a lot, because it's not fair to the other cookies.

 Ross : We don't need to tell Chandler. It was just a kiss. No big deal, right?

 Ross : Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game.

 Alfred : Now, one of the more exciting things to be found recently

 Mary : Well, that certainly explains my marriage to Sheldon's father.

 Sheldon : That's funny, because my father was not a very clever man.

 Foreman : Sorry about that. Guess I didn't use enough lidocaine.

 Foreman : Blood gas came back with a pH of 7.28, and decreased HCO-3.

 Chase : - He already tested negative. - That's why I said reconsider.

 Foreman : What if Clarence thought he was taking heroin, but it was something else?

 House : What "something else" could lead to anion gap acidosis?

 House : Well, you don't have to ask, just wash your hands before you come back.

 Chase : Nearly a quarter of the prison population is infected with TB.

 House : Clever entrepreneur like Foreman here chops up his meds, passes it off as heroin.

 House : Who wants to head over to the prison and find Clarence's secret stash?

 Chase : Bottles stashed around the house? Mood swings? That whole deal?

 Stacy : they're being manipulated when they're being manipulated.

 Chase : I gave her some prednisone, an antacid, and I ran a pathergy test on her arm.

 Cheng : because she'd rather I just keep blasting her daughter with radiation.

What, besides the dreams of running my tongue along my French teacher's breasts?

 Enid : It doesn't matter how much I yell or punish, he's still gonna say what...

 Nate : Yeah. Let's all shed a tear for poor little Nate's mother.

 House : Kid's not a clichÃ©. Anybody can get into a fight after losing.

 House : It takes real creativity to beat up someone you just beat.

 Chase : and the tox screen showed no trace of coke or amphetamines.

 House : This could be Foreman's last time mistakenly suggesting adrenal gland tumor.

 Penny : Well, you know, I do understand what you're going through.

 Penny : Then they named stupid Valerie Mosbacher head cheerleader.

 Sheldon : ...based on your current efforts to buoy my spirits...

 Rick : - Man, it hurts like hell. - Can you do anything about that?

 Vince : - You got anything for the pain? - I've given him everything I've got.

If you swallowed any more metal now would be a good time to tell us.

 Amber : Give examples of how they screwed up. You know I can. I'm a good doctor.

 Mrs. Drake : Cold turkey, five years ago, and what did I get for my trouble?

 Mrs. Drake : Nobody believed me. They all said it was in my head.

 Nurse : Yeah, map has stayed around 80. Cardiac output at five.

 Sophia : I heard you hit the same dead end with Blakely as we did.

We found it in a go-bag with plane tickets, cash and some fake IDs.

 Sophia : All from domestic banks, and since Blakely was a US citizen...

 Sophia : And those accounts may contain clues as to who hired him.

 Beckett : That's the difference between a novel and the real world, Castle.

 Beckett : Sir, I'm gonna have to take you with me down to the station.

 Ben Davidson : So, I'm here because I questioned a woman about a freezer?

 Ben Davidson : For the moment, let's... Let's assume what you say is true.

 Jerry : But I was just a bartender back then, I wasn't much help.

Dempsey, the fellow that owned the club, shot them in cold blood.

 Castle : Same year, do you remember a woman named Sally Scofield?

 Castle : She was a redhead. In 1947, she would have been about 18.

 Jerry : Oh, I think I know who you're talking about. That's back in '46.

 Jerry voiceover : Priscilla had a daughter, a redhead named Sally.

 Jerry voiceover : he dropped Priscilla and cut her and Sally off cold.

 Jerry voiceover : They said it was the curse of the Blue Butterfly.

 Jerry voiceover : Priscilla killed herself with a handful of pills.